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Oh, just look at you. Oh my goodness, you look so inviting. Oh, and thank you for this.
No need to stammer and blush like a princess who heard the stable boy's language. <giggles> Although...
Hungry, are you? <laughs> Oh, no. I see you eyeing the snack-
I can whip you something up, and then we can watch a movie. Yeah, and then you can be my little heater in the bath.
Come here. <laughs> Oh, come on. You want to make mommy happy?
Sit on his ass and play video games or watch anime, or I don't know, swim in a pool all day.
Well, not allowing myself to rub all over his body uninhibited like that. <giggles> Oh- oh?
They found the Star Gods, or the C'tan, beings of pure energy.
You know I still want to pet you, right? Yeah. And you still don't want to.
Honestly, I thought you'd say that you'd have to think about it but...but y-y-you just answered straight up didn't you?
Honestly, blame Mrs. Smith. She's the one who did my hair, makeup, clothes and everything.
You always think about what's gonna happen that could be the worst. But, I mean, you don't have to do that.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one too and I really like; is it wrong to date humans you met in a dungeon? <laughs> Wow.
I told them that I was a victim, that I hadn't wanted to become what I am. That...
What's your favorite film of his? Pacific Rim <laughs>? Nice.
Your yawning makes me yawn. <giggles> Oh, dear. I think we better both hurry.
A-anyway, um, so, um, tell me, tell me all about her. I mean, w-what's she like? I-is she really, you know, pretty?
Yeah, sorry. That was inappropriate. I know. It's just-
Did you forget? Oh, a date? Oh, tonight?
Huh? Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. It's a whole grooming thing.
Nobody even had to put me up to it. I launched those jerks into the great expanse by choice!
But for me, it was just nothing. Maybe I was just too smart for him.
Sound good? Excellent. All right, then just sign here and here. Oh, and here.
Oh, and I can even brush her hair and maybe tie it up into a ponytail. Yeah.
Mom loved to cook dad his favorite meal, a big piping hot bowl of caramelized onion soup with a heavy hearty loaf of bread.
Okay, um, onion, onion, oh <sniffs>, ah!
And so, they did just that for sixty million years.
Traumatized even. His compulsion to run from the hauntings of his past...
While I'm not supposed to get attached to any of them, due to her lack of connections, I've become quite close to her.
But now, my dear, I do believe it's time we go. Now be good.
Yes, I'm always going to ask that. I care a lot about your comfort, baby. All right, right. Um...
Like the ones from Dracula. Yeah, you get it. And-
Because that way I'll be the first thing you see when you wake up. <sighs> You little Romeo, you.
Oh, sweetheart. I mean, that's a nice thought and all but...I think-
And with the mighty force of immortal, nay, indestructible Necrons at their beck and call? They romped all over the Old Ones.
Wha- N-no. Hey, no. No, that does not make you a failure. No, sweetie, no. It just, uh, it just means that you're having a tough time...
Great. All right, uh, before I go, would you like anything to eat or drink?
How did it go? Ugh! You know, I didn't realize how awkward it was gonna be feeding on other people when we started dating.
You were definitely an only kid, but everyone else kind of had their babies around the same time, you see. <laughs> But you?
Oh, darling, that's a wonderful news. Oh, I love you so much. Come here. Oh, yes. <kissing noises>
Yeah, I don't even need to pay for it. I could... I just make it with magic. Look, I'll prove it.
--support you. Yes, no matter what. And that's-
...close, cocooned with our fluffy tails like this. Hmm, it's so-
Huh? But what are the things that you do that make me want to keep you arou- <stutters> What?
...time. I am always loving you, and I am always there to support-
Huh, and how does it taste or smell? Is it pungent and kind of citrusy? I mean, well, yeah-
You are perfect, and I just want you to have the perfect life to match.
And just decided that he wanted me. Bit me in the neck right here.
Listen, I hope it's not too much to ask, but today? Well, today has not been a good day for me and I need something good to end the day on.
Oh, now that's my good little cat. <giggles> You know that? Yeah.
Honestly, my favorite of his might be Pan's Labyrinth. You've seen it?
<Chuckles> Oh, no. You're as red as the fur on these pelts. Aw. Cute, lost, and easily embarrassed by dirty talk.
I am your mistress for a reason, my darling. <laughs> Yes, and I'm here to take care of you. So whether-
Maybe an angel. <giggles> All right, you know what? Let's say I believe you.
There may be some time later on to get those naughty thoughts out of your naughty little head.
Didn't even feel it. <laughs> It's that small. Now, just stay still.
Well, I mean we just use it to keep vampires away but...it does smell pretty good when it's cooked. Is this it?
...all the same. Big yawn, huh? <yawning>
Do I look all right? Oh, pick your jaw up off the floor.
If you'll reciprocate my love, that is. You will? Really?
I guess you would like giants, wouldn't you? I mean, since you're dating me.
Yeah, I'll just be right here sewing this up.
Then after them came the Necrontyr, who were born under a fearsome star that ravaged their bodies with radiation and solar wind.
No, no, absolutely not. No, I am NOT making that mistake again now just let me put an order in for some groceries and as soon as they get here well...
They had no defense against their new foe's psychic powers, and thus were romped once more.
I want you to know that you don't have to do that, sweetie. Not as long as I'm here, okay?
All right. Uh, high or low? Low? Oh, perfect. Those are so lovely.
Well, I must admit I enjoyed that dinner more than I thought I would. We really must do this some other time.
Yeah, we use it in preserving white fish cause they don't last too long after they're filleted and cleaned. <laughs> Um, is that all?
No, honey, no, you-- <sighs> You can't just eat tomorrow. You need to have something for dinner. When was the last time you ate? Did you-
Mmm, but I do need to get out the clothes from the wardrobe to dress you up. I mean, I can do it with you cradled in one arm...
Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, his disappearance was pretty strange, wasn't it?
I mean, just to clarify, this isn't a simple thing. This might actually be a couple hours.
Tell me all about it tomorrow, okay? <laughs> Okay, good night.
<mouchoir éternue> <bruit de bouche>
Oh, wow. That was amazing. <laughs> <burps> Oh, <giggles> excuse me. Sweetie, this was such a treat.
It doesn't smell like anything is salvageable in there. In fact, let's just open a window in here and just...
And kinda made you drop everything you were carrying, <stutters> I-If that's what you were thinking. And I know, I know, I know it looks a lot like him-
<laughs> I'll have to add that to my list of skills <laughs>. Um, oh, as far as payment goes, you can just, uh... Yeah. Hey!
Knowing all of that, I need you to sign here and she is all yours to take home tonight.
I mean, like a puppy. <laughs> Ahh, geez. No, if-if I could have it my way, I-I'd give you the one thing I treasure above-
Huh? Oh, no, of course not. No, no, I'm not a fairy godmother. There's no rule that says I vanish if someone sees me.
And used them to create further portals into the material realm. Alongside the other denizens of the Immaterium, they whammied large-
You know, I- I think we just need to hug it out, okay? <laughs> Yeah. All right. Mmm. There you go.
So we could be free. But at home, <sighs> at home he, he was just-
Oh, no picking you up? Okay, yeah. That's fine. Can we talk though?
Who held powerful psychic power and are basically space elves? And the Krorks.
But do be warned that it will void any backing out of your arrangement early, just in case anything goes wrong. No, it's not illegal-
You're my favorite, and I think you're pretty sweet too. <laughs> Aw!
So, I think I'm good. <laughs> And yes, before you ask, that is why you haven't seen any of your previous school bullies in a while.
Oh, is that what you were worrying about? Is-Is that why you had the dream that you had or the nightmare?
<laughs nervously> Y-yeah. A-alright, alright, yeah okay <nervous laughter>. I-I guess I do have a lot of explaining to do don't I?
The C'tan came before the Silent King and offered them both the victory and the immortality that they craved.
And pepper is just a little... Okay. The black powder?
Blood type doesn't matter, silly. <laughs> No, it's okay, I don't know mine either. <laughs> Well-
Be here with me and not have to, you know, just say you're fine because it's what people expect.
Okay? I want you to be able to- to be yourself with me. I don't want you to...
It's part of who I am. It's, it's not that important to me, but if you're willing to...
Honestly, cutie, this is all up to you. I...well, yeah. I'd like to-
My mom would always swear it'd make my bones stronger and my muscles move faster, and...