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+"known to be accessorized with feathers, trumpets and harps",angel
+the one who makes sales it the one who buys it doesn't use it the one who is using doesn't know he's using it what is it?,casket
+what is the most slippery country in the world?,greece
+if one turtle can lay one egg in twelve years how long would it take one hundred turtles to lay one hundred eggs?,twelve years
+"a one - seeded fruit you may be, but all of your calendars are full of me. what am i?",dates
+"how a big, hibernating mammal would show affection",bearhug
+"I am one with eight to spare, lest i lose my one. i'm not a number. what am i?",cat nine lives
+a peasant had a brother. this brother died. but when he was alive he didn't have a brother. who's the peasant?,peasnt is his sister
+what can you never have for breakfast?,lunch
+what does a bull write with?,with a bullpen
+"one way i'm loose, one way i'm tight; out with left, in with right. what am i?",screwscrewdriver
+"you use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. what is it?",bar of soap
+"a lady pushes her car around a contour, stops in front a house, and notices she is bankrupted. what is it?",monopoly
+"I play with your mind, i ensnare your thoughts, i bend your mind to figure me out. i laugh at your struggle, your intensity in thought, my tricks trap you and deceive you, though some can guess my questions while other despair in thought. some are weak to me other overcome my challenges yet only if you can figure me out will you get the answer. who or what can i?",riddle
+"this is an unusual paragraph. i'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? it looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! in fact, nothing is wrong with it! it is unusual though. study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. but if you work at it a bit, you might find out! try to do so without any coaching!",entire paragraph has no e
+"to the left of the clergy of backwards discourse, and to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse, he's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen, and though his path is straight he always lands in between. what is he?",he is a chess knight
+what is broken if you can't break it?,pinata
+"if i say "" xme "" what am i telling you?",excuseme
+"kings and queens may cling to power, and the jester got his call. but as you may discover the common one out ranks them all. what is it?",ace
+you cannot read me but a dvd can. you can write on me and the computer can write in me. what am i?,cddvd
+"a republican whose name is synonymous with "" glove """,mitt
+"sunday was a dog. the dog was brown. the cage was brown. the dog saw a figure with a head, tail, brown but no legs. what was the figure he saw?",penny
+spell seven words using droves went,seven words
+there is a big indian and a little indian. the little indian is the big indians son but the big indian is not the little indians father. what is the big indian?,mother
+what flowers have to lips?,tulips
+"this guy has a ticket for a movie. he gives the ticket to his girlfriend, she rips it. why?",she works there
+there was a man in the middle of the forest dead. he was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. he wasn't murdered and he didn't kill himself. how did he die?,plane crash d
+why does the teacher wear sun glasses when she comes to the class.,because the students are bright
+"who does god never see, kings rarely see, but regular people see all the time?",peer
+when does yesterday come after today?,when in the dictionary
+"jacks mum has four children. one named north, one named east, one named south, what is the 4th child called?",jack
+"a father and son get into a car accident. they both get into different ambulances and go to different hospitals. the surgeon gets ready to operate on the sun but says "" I cant this is my son "" how is this possible.",surgeon is mother
+what type of button does not button?,belly button
+how can you smell if you don't have a nose?,dont take a shower
+1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 what number comes next?,1113213211
+"loudly i flicker, with a crackle and pop. feed me now quicker, or i will just stop. what can i?",bonfire
+some consider it evil in many ways types of venom people it slays corrupting killing harmful it stays confusing their mind like a maize,poision
+a big boss had a brother who died. what relation was the big boss to the brother who died? ( brother is not the answer! ),his sister
+how much dirt is in a whole feet long 4feet wide and 7feet deep?,none a hole
+in what year did christmas day and new year's day fall in the same year?,it happens every year
+"its tail is round and hollow, seems to get chewed a bit, but you'll rarely see this thingunless the other end is lit.",pipe
+were in the club ballads have a casadea?,kind of not
+"a little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat. what am i?",nut
+"mr. smith has two children. if the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?",5050
+"a man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. why?",he lives on the roof
+"a man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bridge but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. why?",because they are all married
+what instrument do you blow but can't hear anything?,dog whistle
+"I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. i am not built by tool, but built by hearts and minds. what am i?",friendship
+"whoever makes it, tells it not. whoever takes it, knows it not. whoever knows it, wants it not. what is it?",they are fake counterfeit money
+I have a towel that never gets dry. what is it?,my tongue
+what do you call it when two mice almost collide?,narrow squeak
+"my fleece is white as snow. everywhere that Mary goes, i go. what am i?",lamb
+what is both possible and impossible at the same time?,impossibility
+"what hears but has no ears, what speaks but has no mouth?",headphones
+find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _,18
+"three eye's have i, all in a row. when red, all freeze. what can i?",stoplight
+"imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean. your hands, feet, and mouth are tied up and you cant move. you have no scissors, no knives, no nothing to cut out of your rope. there is also one more thing, you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die. what do you do?",you stop imagining
+what table has not a leg to stand on?,multiplication tables
+"there is one thing that can be. bad, good, and perfect. but it can't be 2 things. what can i?",food
+further and his father were in a horrible car accident although father died immediately further was rushed to the hospital the doctor said I can't operate on him this is my son. who was it?,docter was his mother
+a chicken ran across the road and got stepped on how is this and thought he would of got hit,he lived in texas
+"I run, though i have no legs to be seen. i possess no heart, though i do have steam. i have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still hear me shout. what am i?",waterfall
+"it is light; but its too high to touch, it is colourful too!",rainbow
+adam is walking down the street and he found a $ 50 bill but he did not picked it up but instead go to a market and steal some fish what?,he is a cat
+what tree is most warmly clad?,fir tree
+what season does humpty dumpty hate the most?,fall
+"a man is wearing black. black shoes, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. he is walking down a black street with all the street lights off. a black car is coming towards him with its lights off but some how he managed to stop in time. how did the driver see the man?",daytime
+what do you call a 100 - year - old ant?,antique
+a man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. he found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. who is the man in red?,man was a lobster
+"I have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridge that can break any time, what is the large object?",plane
+"one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. if the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. what are we?",vowls
+I am of same color in and out. found in every country. every one has one or 100 guess what i am?,tshirt
+the victim is the father of the son of the judge. what is the relationship between the victim and the judge?,victim and judge are married
+"I hear drip drop drip drop ( rain ) all the time, what am i?",im wet
+whats red and pink and has tunnels of life flowing through the uneven rigids and is above the rest of its attachment?,brain
+"two bodies have it, though both join'd in one; the stillness i stand, the faster I run.",hour glass
+what do you call your father - in - law's only child's mother - in - law?,mom
+"whats the difference in between president bush, and a bag of waste?.",bag
+I may fall but may never break. i cause little children to quake. i am part of your week but not your day. what am i?,nght
+where jewelry pierces your head,lobe
+"there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from knife attack.",chess pawn
+a necklace is found on the body of a dead man. he is lying in the middle of a court room holding a blank piece of paper. who did the necklace belong to?,paul ripstein
+what's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?,black board
+"I can protect you in the water, but i can't help you swim. i can save your life in the desert, but i can't quench your thirst. i can shield you in a convertible, but i can't stop you from crashing. i can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. what am i?",sunblock
+hey didle didle the easy riddler is here for what does few say in spite of good bye? hint: watch the show,isaidgoodday
+why are there no living cats on mice?,curiosity
+the titanic is still chilling here,atlantic
+are you stupid are you stupid are you stupid,yes
+placed above it makes greater things small. placed beside it makes small things greater. in matters that counts it always comes first. where others increase it keeps all things the same. what is it?,1
+"what is "" he "" in "" wwjd ""?",jesus
+what number is twice the sum of it's digits?,18
+why did you reject us?,because 3 is a crowd
+how fast can a penguin fly?,it cant fly
+"a cat sleeps beside a dog. the dog does not sniff, bark or bite. why does the dog not cast the cat away?",they are cousins
+why wasn't carried put in jail after killing hundreds of people?,because she was a hurricane
+a plane crashes on the border of Oklahoma and taxis. where do you bury the survivors?,nowere there survifers
+"what has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and eyes but can't see?",dead bird
+did you hear about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?,they said it was terminal
+the person who invented it does not need it. the person who bought it does not want it. the person who needs it doesn't know it what is it?,coffen
+21 people jump into a lake. 24 heads pop up. how is this possible?,20 forheads
+what kind of cheese is not yours?,nacho cheese not your cheese
+pirates put their booty in it,chest
+what can not be seen. can not be felt can not be heard or smell. it lies behind rocks and hills under mountains and hills,dark
+autumn leaves and bad bowlers wreak havoc on this,gutter
+"try to figure out the last 4 digits of this number. 561 - 985 - call the cops, canyoufigure out the last 4 digits? the first number of the last 4 is low so there you go. call me ifyoucan ( ) i mean i am a international superstar i dont give my phone out 2 any1 that ask 4 it. - gallant",0911 or 4911 or 2255
+"I can warm, or cook, or burn, as many through mistake have learned. but your answer lies not with me, but with that which i fear, that which gives life to the tree. what am i? what is your answer?",fire your answer is water
+"what animal is small, hopes, and is kept in a mother's pouch?",baby kangaroo joey
+what ship has no captain but two mates?,courtship
+what do you call a computer super hero?,screen saver
+I have one voice. when if young i walk n 4 when if older i walk on 2 when if young i walk on 3. im slowest on 3 what am i?,human
+"we don't take showers, but were as clean as can be, what do we do to take the smell away?",we take baths
+"a man goes into an elevator and presses the 5th floor, he gets off and walks up the stairs to his apartment on the 15th floor. he does this every day. but when he is with a neighbor, he goes to the 15th floor. why does he do it?",man is a midget
+a certain wizard resided in a city made from this gemstone,emerald
+you're confused and I am told what to the world this thing could do?,riddle
+what's a lifeguard's favorite game?,pool
+imagine you are driving in a car and you aren't paying any attention and suddenly you drive off a dock and into the ocean! the doors are locked and the windows want open. you don't have anything strong to break the window with. what do you do?,just stop imagining
+I can run but can not walk and yet i do not move! what am i?,refridgerator
+a plane takeoff it goes towards east and crashes there so now where would survivors be buried?,survivors are not buried
+"can you name three consecutive days without using the words midday, workday, wednesday, birthday, birthday, saturday, or sunday?",yesterday today and tomorrow
+"david was out for a walk when it started to rain. he did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. his clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. how could this happen?",david is bald
+it is raining and adam do not have his raincoat on but after sometime under the rain his hair is not wet,because he his bald
+what did one will say to the other wall,meet me at the corner
+what does a chicken say instead of food?,eggcelent
+"salty water everywhere, but not a sea in sight!",tears
+what is the vampire's most hated song?,you are my sunshine
+why does santa like beer?,because they have clause
+which balls you cannot play with?,eye balls
+"imagine john, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. while taking a walk he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. john weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. john reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. how did he manage?",he juggled them
+what colour does a cat like?,purrple
+what driver can never get a license?,screwdriver
+what do you call a bee that eats other bees?,hannibal nectar
+a lady has seven kids. half of them are boys. how is this possible?,theyre all boys
+causes dancing in children when it fills up,bladder
+what question can you never answer yes to?,are you sleeping
+what has legs but cannot walk?,chair
+what is a banana and a banana.,pair of banana
+the more i dry the more i get wet. what am i?,towel_
+how do trees get onto the internet?,they log on
+"I am a nation, all lazy undergraduates hate me what am i?",examination
+"a train pulls in alongside a crowded platform. it is precisely on schedule. the train is not full, and yet nobody boards it. all trains that stop at the platform travel to the same destinations. why then did nobody board the train?",model train
+i snap but i am not a twig. have armor but i am not a knight. i have a mobile home but i dont live in a trailer park. i am hard but soft at the same time i am sharp. like a teacher but i am stupid. i am as fast as a rock rolling up a hill. i am a lover staring at a rock but notin love. i see air but i can not hear it.,snaping turtle
+what happens to the dog when it stands infront of the hot sun,dog becomes hotdog
+I'm a trivial. i'm good and tasty. what am i?,hershys kisses
+I'm pleasing to the eye a tool for many absent of mind a tapestry of fickle lies blind to even the most pensive spies i'm often the breeder of fervent lust but i am by far one you shouldn't trust. what am i?,appearance
+what does the big tomato say to the small tomato?,ketchup
+"imagine yours in a metal box. without doors, windows or anything. who do you get out?",you just stop imagining
+this is where the wind comes sweeping down the plain not to mention the waving wheat,oklahoma
+what do you call chess thats not yours!,nacho chesse
+what do you call a rabbit with fleas?,bugs bunny
+dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty,dirtydozen
+hold these between your knees if you want to set a cuban beat,bongos
+vikings use this for warmth,pelt
+"if you take off my skin, I won't cry but you will cry. what am i?",they have many layers onion
+sugar on a stick the kids love licking them,lollipop
+what do tigers have that no other animal can have?,baby tigers
+where do polar bears go to vote?,north poll
+a man sees a white bear outside his house. where is he?,north pole
+"what goes in dry and comes out wet. the longer it's in, the better it gets. when it comes out, it's sagging wet. what is it?",tebag
+why do cows have hooves instead of feet?,because they lactose
+"farmer brown came to town with some watermelons. he sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. how many melons did he take to town?",easy three melons
+when is it dangerous to play cards?,when the joker is wild
+one day a nanny was looking for a job and saw one in a newspaper so she found an address and talked to the lady and soon the kids come out and they fun up to her and what did they say,hi grandma
+why were outlaws the strongest men in the old west?,they could hold up trains
+"what sheds water, and prevents disease?",waxy leathery leaves
+little miss eticoat in a white peticoat and a red nose the longer she stands the shorter she grows,white candle
+"red and orange, blue and green, touching brothers yellow and white. the final solution is always in sight. yet only by minds sharp and keen. what am i?",rubiks cube
+"a business man decides to take his son to see his office one day. unfortunately when they arrive, a fire breaks out and the father passes out. the young boy screams out the window to the firefighters below for help. one of the firefighters looks up and yells "" that's my son! "" but the boy's dad is already inside, frightened, who's the firefighter below?",his mom
+"dad's mother had three kids, penny & dime. whos the third child?",dan
+a man and his wife had a baby. the male baby is named coninfood. his mother's name is contained. what is his father's name?,his fathers name is food
+"I am a bread made with cornmeal, often eaten with beans or jambalaya",cornbread
+what is the word opposite of noise,quiet
+the possession of two left feet will probably rule out your prospects as this kind of professional,dancer
+what is a vampires favorite test?,blood test
+"it will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung",laundry
+a man went on a camping trip on his house. he left on sunday and came back on sunday but he went away for 10 days. how can this be?,his horses name was sunday
+what is pink and can think?,your brian
+a farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. how many are left alive?,9 all but nine die
+"if you win this famous race, forget champagne, try fried chicken",bluegrass
+what do these 3 have in common? superman moves the cabbage patch kids,they were all adopted
+I have 15 cents in my left hand consisting of 2 coins yet the one is not a 10 cent how do you explain that?,other coin is 10 cent
+"what is black and white but should not be, has a mouth but does not speak, interacts with many things yet nothing you can see?",mime
+"other terms for this handy device include hoohicky, doo - dad and watchyamacallit some people are so addicted to this",gadget
+"right on the target, or hopelessly wrong, offering me up where I may not belong, given the options or a terrible clue, when you don't know the answer, what do you do?",you guess
+a square house is being circled by a large bear. all of the walls of the house face south. what color is the bear?,white because a polar bear
+"what is brown when you buy it, and multicoloured when you are finished with it?",garden shed being painted
+why is the kind so thin?,to fit your phoosy in
+I always come first yet always found in the end. what am i?,sunday
+what did the cow say to her neighbor in the morning?,good moo rning
+"you're the bus driver. the bus is filled with sixteen people. eight people get off and seven people come on. at the next stop all but one get off, and three adults, a senior and a girl with her dog come on. at the next stop the girl and the dog get off, and two people come on. at the last stop all of the people get off except to adults. what color are the bus driver's eyes?",youre the bus driver
+less than 1000 more than 88 x 2 + 8 less than 100 x 9 + 65 more than 100 x 9 + 63,964
+a cowboy ride to dodge city on friday he stayed there for two days then went out of town on friday. how come?,his horse is name friday
+"what is a precious chest, that is perfectly smooth and round, that has bought hinge or lid, yet a golden treasure inside is hid?",and egg
+why are this intimidated by remotes?,because they always control them
+"four men sat down to play. they played all night till break of day. they played for gold and not for fun. with separate scores for everyone. when they had come to square accounts. they all had made quite fair amounts. can you the paradox explain. if no one lost, how all could gain?",men were musicians
+what did sir lancelot wear to bed?,knight gown
+what do you call a pair of banana skins?,pair of slippers
+"I stand all day, on my four equal legs. i cant sit, but i help others to rest. every house i am there, but no one thinks me to be a scare. even if a big bubble bee sting, it wont worry me as i'm not a living thing. all people use me, yes they do. i can be any color, even blue.",chair
+if a cow boy rides in on monday stays for two days and then leaves on holiday. how is this possible?,horses name is friday
+what is the least spoken language in the world?,sign language
+"sometimes i am loud, and viewed with distaste. poke out my eye, then i'm on the front of your face. what word am i?",noise attribute eye to i
+two Indians are standing on a bridge one is the father of the other ones son. what is the relation between them?,they are husband and wife
+"I give you a group of three. one is sitting down, and will never get up. the second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. the third goes away and never returns.",stove fire and smoke
+arnold swarchanager has a long one jamie fox has a short one the pope can't use it maddona doesn't have done what is it?,last name duh
+I am a cool treat that we can eat in summer,ice_cream
+you throw away the outside and spook the inside. then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. what did you eat?,corn on the coaba chicken
+"if your bedroom were pitch dark and you needed a pair of matching socks, how many socks would you need to take out the drawer if there are 10 white socks and 10 blue ones?",3
+a man hangs himself with a rope in a completely empty room. the room is 8 feet high but the man is only 6 feet high. the floor is covered with water. how did the man hang himself?,he stood on ice
+who can type an email without a keyboard?,chuck norris
+the more there is the less you see. what is it?,what time is it darkness
+they are different colors. you can buy them at a store. they erase sometimes. schools use them.,clolred pencil
+"there is something blue flying through the air, something red is falling off the roof, and at the same moment the phone rings. what is it?",coincidence
+responsible for the toupee industry,baldspot
+"the sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind. what is it?",blade of grass
+what did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?,i wanna hold your handhandhandhandhandhandhandhand
+there was a plane crash yesterday and every single person died and two people survived. how could this happen?,two people were married
+what time do the ducks wake up in the morning?,at the quack of dawn
+"which is correct, "" the yolk of the egg are white "" or "" the yolk of the egg is white ""?",neitherthe yolk is yellow
+"continue three consecutive days with out using Monday, weekdays, Wednesday, Thursday, weekdays.",today tomorrow yesterday
+"forward i am heavy, but backward i am not. what am i?",word ton
+"I turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. if you squeeze me, i'll pop. if you look at me, you'll pop.",i dont canyoutell me
+if there was a duck and a pig. which one is heavier?,work it out your self
+"no matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it?",your own nose
+glittering points that downward thrust sparkling spears that never trust what can i?,icicles
+what do you do if you see soup on your menu?,wipe it off
+you can get it from doing nothing and everything. the wise and foolish both have it. the more and less you have of it the better and worst you are in life. time is only boundary that keeps us from obtaining it. most take this value for granted. there is no device to measure it. it governs all and can never be tamed. you gain it by solving this riddle. what is it?,experience
+I am the riddle of life. know me and you will know yourself.,dna
+a word that everyone says incorrectly but yet this word can be said correctly. what is this word?,this word is incorrectly
+"what does the "" t "" in "" text "" stand for?",tender
+I am a big rectangular box and you may come to me when a grumbling noise sounds,im a fridge
+what kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?,submarine sandwich
+I had a car the car was read what was the cars name,bluegood
+"I can be black or white. i can be cold or hot, what am i?",chocolate
+makes wooden boy noses grow,fib
+"Mary's mom has four identical children which were all born within 7 - 8 o - clock on a leap year, each one fifteen minutes apart. she names the first one north, the second east, and the third south. what was the name of the fourth child?",mary
+"there were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire. their names were mark, alex, anthony, and kevin. one day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it. mark, alex, anthony, and kevin's last name was priced. the police officer put up a sign that said this? price. which person set the fire? hint: the sign has a big hint",mark
+I am sneaky and pesky and when i seek for truth it often gets me in trouble. who am i?,curiosity
+i shine and i twinkle is good for the wear but beware my mark is green. what am i?,cheap ring
+"if you've got it, you want to share it. if you share it, you haven't got it. what is it?",its a secret
+2 eggs and 2 sticks?,un glasses
+"what has a twin, is remembered by the the number 2001, but then destroyed and today people are scared of it?",twin towers and pentagon
+where do fish keep their money?,in a riverbank
+I am the most evil person in the world. i am impossible to see though many see me up above. light is one of my weaknesses. who am i?,devil
+what kind of driver doesn't have a license?,screwdriver
+"I can be light or dark, spelled in candy and use differently, and can be hard or liquid like what am i?",colorcolour
+"what listens and sees, and then talks and shows the same amount?",video recorder
+"black as night or pink, I will comfort you, but be wary for your horses on tire",coal
+which of santa's reindeer has bad manners?,rudeolph
+if batman is going somewhere then what is it when it comes back?,batmreturns
+babies are born on the same day by the same mother at the same time but yet they are not twins how is this possible,they are triplets
+"a man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. no matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. this drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. the man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. what is his favorite drink?",blood hes a vampire
+"a wise man riding a camel came to a small town on payday, he stayed for two days and he left on friday. how is this possible?",camels name is called friday
+is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot,you decide
+that turns from red to black as soon as it touches water,ember
+you in a grocery store with only a table and mirror. how do you get out?,walk out the front door
+"raju's mother had four son's. if 1st son's name is 25paise, 2nd son's name is 50paise and 3rd son's name is 75paise. what is the name of the 4th son?",raju
+"simon simpleton was born in london, england. his mother was wealthy and his father scottish. when simon was eight his mother died. when simon was then his father married an irish woman and suddenly simon had an irish sister. when simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in edinburgh, scotland. he is now sixty six. why can he not be buried on the banks of loch lomond in his favourite village of luss, in bonnie scotland?",because he is still alive
+why didn't the skeleton cross the street?,he didnt have the guts
+what do you have but people use it more than you do?,everybody has one your name
+"ok. imagine you was driving a bus, you had 10 passengers you dropped off 5 you picked up 100 you dropped off 15 then you picked up 10. what was the drivers name?",you your name lol
+you can put m3 in the oven but you can put it in the microwave at can i?,aluminum foil
+"what short, skinny, and never been used?",yo dick
+"had been long used for grazing herds, and the soils are fertilized",grasslands
+one in five one in just two in august,u
+"there were three ants in a straight line. the one at the last said "" there are two ants in front of me "" the one at the middle said "" there are two ants; one in front of me and one behind me. "" the one at the front said "" there are four ants two behind me two at front "" how is it possible?",last ant was telling lie
+"a man rode into a town with his horse on the 25th of june. he stayed in the town for 3 weeks, then left on june. how is this possible?",his horses name was june
+what can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?,umberella
+"I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. i'm rarely still, but i never wonder. what am i?",tree or flower
+what makes a man bald - headed,lack of hair
+I am a white ball a very white ball sometimes i go far and sometimes i go in,golfball
+where do you go to become an ice cream man?,sundae school
+how do you kill a god?,theyre immortal
+"how do you break into a car with all the doors closed, all the windows up and with no convertible top?",unlock the door
+"a woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. why?",sisters are siamese twins
+"after you go through a fall i will take over. all life will stall, or at least grow slower. what can i?",winter
+i am black and white and full of words. i know have been red. what am i?,this riddle
+always opens and closes without making sound,eye lids
+it is sometimes white and sometimes black you turn it on and turn it off. what is it?,lightbulb
+I am the only bowyoucannot tie. what am i?,rainbow
+"an explorer in antarctica is examining some of his ice samples and during this time, he finds two frozen people. as examines them more closely he realizes that these people are adam and even. how does he know this?",they have no belly button
+that is big and hard and moves very fast,amtrak
+it brings the sky and the stars a lot closer,telescope
+there was a man in jail and his friends asked him who was his visitor. he said brothers and sisters have a none but this mans father is my fathers son. who is he,vistor was his son
+you get one if you miss one at golf,stroke
+a kid plays outside for no reason. why?,i told you no reason
+a son and engineer go fishing. the boy was the engineer's son but the engineer wasn't the boy's dad. how was this possible?,engineer was boys mom
+the more holes you cover the lower i go what am i?,recorder
+"I can be told by some, written by one, i can have a twist or maybe a bend, i start from the beginning and go to the end. what am i?",story
+disgusting creatures that would survive a nuclear strike,roach
+how much did the pirates earnings cost?,buck an ear
+"I may be simple, i may be complex; i may have a name, but no gender or sex; i am often a question, or statements as a setup; i tend to have an answer,'til you find it i won't let up. what am i?",riddle
+what works on day and sleeps at night it stays inside and has no light?,brain
+a man is found murdered and the police find a set of tire tracks going to and from the body. they follow the tracks of the tires to a nearby farm. on the porch they find two men and a woman. they question them and find none of them can drive but immediately arrest the women. why?,women was in a wheelchair
+what color is the sky?,blue
+"madrassa's mother has 7 kids. their names are midday, birthday, wednesday, birthday, birthday and saturday. what is the 7th kid's name?",melissa
+you may not think i am what i am but i know i am what i am. the voices in my head tell i am what i am? what or who am i?,psycopath
+I went in the woods and got it. i sat down to find it. i left without it. what is it?,splinter
+what are the worlds strongest animals?,humans
+"b ( in ) are ( in ) a zigzagged s, myself, l ( I ) could you spell me? ( parenthesis, don't count )",brazil
+"before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?",mount everest
+what does man love more than life hate more than death that mans desire contin the poor have the rich require none want me but still have me what am it?,nothing im nothing
+what goes up and down but never move?,hill
+"that pulls, but never hurts",gravity
+a white horned symbol of purity and grace,unicorn
+"when Miss millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. about a week later, missing millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?",parrot was deaf
+"it can be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stars and under heels. in empty holes it fills! it comes first and follows after! ends life! kills laughter!",answer is darkness
+I am black and go real slow. what am i?,molasses
+what goes in like water and comes out like rock? what am i?,baby
+what does a raven have to do with a desk?,i honestly have no idea
+"thanks for such treasures as mariachis, enchiladas and habanero!",mexico
+why was the fisherman arrested?,for packing a rod
+why are penguins so popular in internet?,because they have web feet
+"I spend most of my day eating white. when i am quick enough, i get rewarded with fruit and something blue. in a dark room with blue walls, i run from the ghost that roam the halls. what am i?",pacman
+why was the baby and confused?,his uncles were is ants
+you are running a race and you take over the person in 2nd place what place are you in?,2nd not 1st
+"you leave town on holiday, you leave the next town on friday you go home on friday. how is this possible?",you named your horse friday
+what has wheels and flies?,garrbage truck
+"you take off the outside, then you cook me, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside what can it?",cobb of corn or eggplant
+"there are 2 painters to paint a bungalow. it takes the 2 hrs to paint floor 1, 2 hrs to paint floor 2 and 3 hrs to paint floor 3. how many hours all together did it take to paint the house.",bungalos only have 2 floors
+the two tomatoes were on their way crossing the border and one of the tomatoes got squashed by a car so what did the other tomatoes say to the one who got squashed?,come on ketchup
+"first i am dried, then i am wet; the longer i swim, the more taste you get. what am i?",tea
+retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch,nesteggs
+what did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?,i love you a latte
+how long is a piece of string?,distance between two ends
+if it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half. how long does it take two chickens to lay two eggs?,day and half
+"live in the underground, and also live in grasslands.",prairie dogs
+when is a cell door not a cell door?,when its ajar
+I am a country and i am also a type of water. what am i?,poland spring
+serves as a go between in business,middleman
+"if i'm walking, then i must be running. however if i'm running, i may be walking. what am i?",treadmill
+what word is spelt the same either way you look at it?,race car
+"a man and his son were in a terrible car accident. an ambulance rushed them to the hospital. the doctors would only operate on the son not the man. the doctor said "" i can't operate on this boy. he's my son. "" who was the doctor?",boys mom
+a huge mythical animal said to resemble a whale,leviathan
+"i will scare your animals, and steal the dark. i come and go making my mark. i am hot to the touch, but men say i am cool. i cannot be harnessed, i am no man's tool. what am i?",i an a lightning bolt
+da 22nd and 24rth president had the same mom and dad but they were not bro's. how is this possible?,they were da same person
+zombies don't need something when they go on boat trips. what is the thing that they don't need to use?,life jackets
+"this is a japanese food consisting of cooked vinegared rice sushi - meshi combined with other ingredients, usually raw fish or other seafood",sushi
+"a butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he's 5 feet tall. what does he weigh?",meat
+"what do you call "" a find ""?",search
+where on earth do the winds always blow from the south?,north pole
+"I am a small room but no life lives inside, no matter what weather looms, very cold my residents reside. what am i?",fridge
+there is a plane crash on the border of the usa and Mexico. where do you bury the survivors?,nowhere their survivors
+what do you call a tv show and a child,paper and glue
+there are 110 fish in a fish tank. if 10 fish drown how many fish are still alive?,none fishes do not drown
+what is a dogs favorite subject,peeonatree
+"you are driving a plane that goes 200 miles per hour. the plane will be going to collision in 45 hours, this in 48 hours and Florida in 1 week. who is driving the insane plane?",whatever ur name is
+there was a man going to obama. he had seven wives. each wife had three cars. each car was black blue and green. each green car had leather seats. how many people are going to obama?,man only
+what is green and smells like blue paint?,green paint
+"make for 9's equal to 100 by using addition, subtraction, multiplication, and / or division. you can only use four 9's in the solving process. youmay not have any remainders.",9999100
+it is the electronic version of junk mail or a salty meat in a can,spam
+two of the same type cars were driving. one of them weregoin 100 miles per hour. they were in 40 miles per hour. the car that is going 40 miles passes the car that is going 100 miles. how is this possible?,they were going opposite directions
+this both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch,knockout
+and the crooked crooked eye crooked crooked eye pea pea eye,mississippi
+I can run but zi can't walk. what am i?,river stream or nose
+there is a boat attached to a dock by a rope. hanging from the boat is a ladder. the ladder has three bars on it. each bar is a foot long. there is a foot and a half between each bar. three bars are visible above the water. when the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible?,three boats float
+"what kind of ear cannot hear? ( hint: no, the answer is not "" like season's latest snack "". )",ear of corn
+what is made of wood and metal and must be buried before it works?,shovel
+if 7 maids with 7 mops clean 7 floors in 7 hours. then how long does it take for 3 maids with 3 mops to clean 3 floors?,7hrs
+what is special about holiday?,spells florida
+I run forever yet never move what am i,stream of water
+you give birth to an orphan. what does that make you?,dead
+what do you put in a toaster?,bread not toast
+why did some business people sit around a clock while at their job?,because theyre working around it
+"not meaning to offend it's creator, but perhaps this "" contemporary "" phrasing would make it easier for some. it may or may not put out a flame. being fragile, you need to apply it carefully. it can't break, but with overuse it will quickly wear thin - thereby rendering itself ineffectual.",my excuse
+what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?,cant opener
+a plane is flying from florida to new jersey it gets into a bad crash. where do you bury the survivors?,you dont bury servivers
+"what has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. what is it?",mountains
+my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his and what is it?,cup of water while drinking
+"you are driving a train. the train leaves at 55km an hour heading for halibut from category. the tracks of the train move diagonally. there are 18 passengers on the train ranging from 3 years old to 80 years old. the train tickets were 10 dollars apiece. if the train made a stop at vancouver and 1 / 3 of the passengers got off, what's the age of the driver?",you are the driver
+"what has rivers but no water, cities but no buildings, and forests but no trees?",map h
+"a boy found 3 pieces of gold each piece thought was 3 pounds and the boy came to a bridge and a sign said 82 pounds only, the boys thought is 76 pounds how can he go across the bridge safely?",he make two trips
+a man rode his horse yesterday and came back three days later on thursday. how can this be?,his horses name is thursday
+"the parts of a shape, is what one hopes to seek of another's, the combination of tears, stitched together or else shatters.",pure heart
+"I have 50 legs, 10 eyes, 4 tails, 5 years, and 3 heads. what am i?",liar
+the surname of the only famous british spy,bond
+"that gives you lots of work, mostly in school, and gives you punishment",teacher
+there is a woman on a boat. with a red perry coat and ifyoudon't know her name it'syou2 blame? what's her name,ann
+the person who made me doesnt want me. the person who bought knows who needs it. the person who needs it doesnt know it.,coffin duhh
+why do the baseball players like to go to the park?,because they enjoy the swings
+I am white everywhere and a dark horse all around i hate dark and love white is pointed at the top and round near the bottom,member of the kkk
+"out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name",uranus
+scarcely was the father in this world when the son could be found sitting on the roof.,fire and smoke
+what is a cat on ice?,coolcat
+michael owen has a short one. arnold schwarzenegger has a long one.'Madonna'has nothing. the pope has one but dosent use it. what am i?.,a surname
+it could make arrows fly and kites soar what is it?,string
+"what begins with't ', ends with't'and hasn't'in it?",tea pot
+what has two legs but cant walk?,someone in a wheelchair
+sounding burnt but alive and survive,ash tree
+I have caught 50. i own 100. how did i get them?,i mugged professer oak
+I have a thousand needles but i do not so. what am i?,porcupine
+"I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; i'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. what am i?",steel chain
+"what is as scary as a ghost, and as small as a bottle of nail polish?",your big toe
+"there is a frog which can jump 10 meters, it is stood in the middle of a pond 9 meters away from the side, the frog can jump to the side, why",dead
+how many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?,none vampires like the dark
+whats a ghost favourite musical film?,fright fever
+"there is no answer to this riddle its just a funny thing. there is 3 whitches, a blonde head, brown head, and a red head. they are stuck on and island 100 miles away from a city. they have to swim 100 miles. the brown head swam 50 miles and drowned. the red head swam 78 miles and drowned. the blond head swam 50 miles got tired and swam back 50 miles. well you know what they say about blonde heads their dumb.",haha blonde people
+"if life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?",your fingers
+why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?,to keep his wigwam
+can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? { mospagebreak } { mospagebreak },answer
+"he has one and a person has two, a citizen has three and a human being has four, a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six. what am i?",syllables
+what is 1 and 1 together?,11
+"brothers and sisters have a none, but this mans father is my fathers son. who is he?",he is my son
+this veggie is characterized of long stalks or shoots taken from the plant they have a strong odor when cooked and can influence the color or urine,asparagus
+"you ride on me every day but barely notice, I'm hot and cold at the very same time, i'm the densest of my clan, and my first three help you enjoy music. what am i?",earth ear
+what is the best way to improve a man's driving?,police car following behind him
+a man left for a three day trip on payday and came back on holiday. how is this possible?,horses name is friday
+"I have freedom from hate, but not from lies. i'm usually seen through clouded eyes. i come unexpected, though you wait for me all your life. i can't be brought yet some people try. what am i?",true love
+"round i start, yet no shape have i. allow me to breathe, and my life will die. the older i grow, the more sought after i become. you will feel much better when i am done. what am i?",bottle of wine
+it has a face but it has no eyes it has hands but no legs what is it?,its a clock
+deposit red liquid in me. what can i?,blood bank
+there were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the home show. one of them was the father of the other's son. how could this be possible?,they were a husbandwife pair
+silly mom has 2 sons? billand?,mill
+Mary's mother had three daughters. the first was named april and the second was named may. what was the name of the third daughter?,mary
+there is a kind of fish that can never swim. what is that?,dead fish
+"somebody's brother died, but the man who died had no brothers how is this possible?",man had a sister
+you are in a room with no windows no door and no furniture. you dont have any tools either. it was just an empty square room. and yet you manage to get out how?,through the doorway
+my skin is brown and my one eyes black i am round but i am not fat what am i?,black eyed pea
+that is brown and sticky,no not a stick poo
+I can be crystal clear but also pitch black. people like me when i am as clear as the fresh air. you can find me just about everywhere. besides the desert. im very important to have. any living thing can not live without me. in very hot places im so desirable. i come in jug containers or you can find me running through pipes. what am i?,water
+what do you call a flat car?,card
+you want to purchase 3 - cent stamps. you're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. how many 3 - cent stamps you will get in a dozen?,12
+im fast which every way you put me in.,racecar
+I am the coldest place in the universe,planet pluto
+first on fours then on twos then on threes same path for you and me,person
+"we travel much, yet prisoners are, and close confined to boot. yet with any horse, we will keep the pace, and will always go on foot. what are they?",spurs
+I always point in the right direction. my instructions are written in black and white. disobey me and pay the consequences. i will never say more than two words at a time. what am i?,one way sign
+"if the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?",in washington d c
+"there is a list of numbers from 1 - 1000. how many times does the number "" 3 "" appear?",301 times
+"paper's mother has three children nicolas, penny and guess the third child.",peter
+"he is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind",santaclaus
+everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions none of them work,hiccup
+"there are 10 copy cats on a boat 1 jumps off, how many are left?",there are 0 left
+what do you serve that you can't eat?,tennis ball
+I am used very often to get away from my enemies. these colors make me happy when they help me. try to find me but you can not even try. what am i?,camouflage
+"I have a head, eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, a chest, a stomach, a waist, legs, knees, feet, and toes, and i get dressed every day, yet i cannot move unless someone moves me. what am i?",manequin
+what is a triangle with 2 sides?,no such thing
+"a man, lay dead in a field with only a package in his hands. the package is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the package?",parachoute
+a plane crashes on the border of texas and mexico. which side do they bury the survivors texas or mexico?,you dont bury survivors
+most of us do not have fixed homes since people hunt us. we rest in a fixed shelter only when we are to have babies. what am i?,we are yaks
+what insect does a blacksmith manufacture?,he makes the firefly
+who has performed his amazing feats by rope walking on bizarre falls.,blondin
+1. two people go to gather but never meet each other,railway line
+"a man while looking at a photograph said, "" brothers and sisters have a none. that man's father is my father's son. "" who was the person in the photograph?",that mans son
+"there is a family in the fridge, how did they get there?",they are magnits
+"I never can go up, i'm always coming down. increasing my speed at first, then decreasing near the ground.",avalanche
+"I am that which is hunted, and this leaves me. do you dig, stone? what am i?",quarry
+what has six legs but only walks with 4?,horse and his rider
+"two men are in a desert. they both have packs on. one of the guys is dead. the guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. what is in the pack?",parachute that didnt open
+I am filled with hotness. i don't mind how hot water is. what am i?,hot water bottle
+"mr. and mrs. wilson have five children, half of them are boys. how is this possible?",they are all boys
+"you can tumble in it, roll in it, burn it, animals eat it, used to cover floors, still used beyond stall doors. freshens whatever it is placed on, absorbs whatever is poured into it. what is it?",hay
+when is the best time to go to the dentist?,toothhurty
+"there are three ants. the first one is at the front, second one in the mid and the third one at the back. the front one says that behind me there are 5 ants, the mid one says that behind me there are 3 ants and the back one says that there are 8 ants in front of me? how can this be!",they all are liars
+"a man rides into a village on Wednesday, stays for two days, and rides back out of the village on wednesday. how did he do it?",horse was called wednesday
+"I am walking through a field. there are no trees, i don't have an umbrella and i'm not wearing a raincoat, but i still manage not to get wet. how is this possible?",its not raining
+a certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. what is it?,suicide
+you throw away the outside then eat the inside. then you throw away the outside and eat the inside. what is it?,ear of corn
+"a man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. what was he doing?",playing monopoly
+why did the doctor switch jobs?,he lost his patients
+"my first is not bent around. my second means "" lift her up "" or "" cut her to the ground. "" what am i?",straight razor
+I smell bad and im fat who am i,fat stench
+if you are imagining you in a desert and you are feeling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated what would you do.,stop imaging
+there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food?,rope wasnt tied to anything
+I am a mother's child and a father's child but nobody's son. what am i?,daughter
+"there are 8 fish in a pond, one drowns, how many are left?",nonefish cant drown
+"I defile the water and glorify grime; i bubble; i burn; i coat things in slime. if we only meet where filth can be seen, why, tell me why would you call me clean?",because i am soap
+"even if you throw it away, it still comes back.",yoyo boomerang
+"it runs up the hill, and runs down the hill, but in spite of all, it stands still.",errrrr i duno
+what is half of a yo - yo?,yo
+"what do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?",absolutely nothing
+there was one story house. what was the car's color? ( enter here ) the windows'color? ( enter here ) what was the garage's color? ( enter here ) what were the stairs'color? ( enter here ),there are no stairs
+"there's a quarter named billy, his sister is a dime named dime, his brother is a nickel named nickel, and his mom is a penny named penny. what is the quarter's name",billy
+what do you call a fly with no wings?,walk
+why do people like to stare at orange juice containers all day?,because it says concentrated
+"I used to come from below, a very long time ago! now, the queen sits upon me, but i am not a throne! i can make you rich, but not if im alone! what am i?",coins uksterling
+"red, white, and blue what color is the word after the period. red",black
+two ships are in the water. they each fire one missle at the other. neither missile hit its target. but there were no counter measures launched. and nothing entered the airspace during the time. and radar showed the missiles were destroyed. how is that so?,they flew into each other
+there is a plane with 40 passengers. the plane crashes on the border of Mexico and the united states. 5 of the 40 people die. where do they bury the survivors?,you dont burry survivors
+noelani is outside a shop. she cant read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. what store is she at?,eye glasses store
+"there is a town with a street with a corner. the corner has four stores one is a bookstore, a drug store, a candy shop, and a furniture store. in front of the candy store stands a man who people call oscar. why do they call him oscar?",his parents named him oscar
+"there is a boy called nikkie, his mother has the same name. her name is spelt different. how is it spelt?",nikki
+"I am a bean, i am very lean. i am not fat, i am sure of that. like all beans, i am small and round. but unlike others, i dont grow in the ground.",jellybean
+what's hot and throbbing between a man's legs?,motorbike
+when is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?,when the door is open
+what's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?,your shadow
+what do you call a chicken that crossed the road?,dead chicken hahaha
+a beggar has a brother who lives in plain yet the brother has no brother please explain,beggar is a girl
+this is the known hairdo for mascara fans,mullet
+a group of spies were standing in the blistering sun facing the west. their sergeant shouted at them: right turn! about turn! left turn! in which direction are they now facing?,east
+a man was walking his dog the man rode yet walked what was the dogs name?,dogs name was yet
+why did the boy bury his flashlight?,because the batteries died
+"what can we get, but never throw away?",tissues a cold
+"I capture things, like animals. most times i move. i must be put in a perfect spot. i am not alive. you use me until i die. what am i?",digital camera
+"what has five eyes, but cannot see?",missisippi river
+"using a coconut and a watermelon to knock them on your head, which one is more painful?",your head
+who was the richest black smith in quantity?,tubby smith
+what has four wheels and flies?,garbage truck flies
+"I cannot be felt, seen or touched; yet i can be found in everybody; my existence is always in debate; yet i have my own style of music. what am i?",im a soul
+"there is a plane flying from Mexico to new Mexico, while the plane is in flight it crashes exactly on the border of Mexico and new mexico, where are the survivors buried",nowhere you dont burry survivors
+"my head bob lazily in the sun. you think i'm cute, for my face is yellow, my hair is white, and my body is green. what am i?",daisy
+"dark with white markings, and smooth like a rock. where learning occurs, i help convey thought. what am i?",blackboardchalkboard
+"what question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?",what time is it
+"toms mom has 3 kids the first ones name is known the second name was juicy, but what was the third ones name",tom
+"you speak to me, but you are talking to someone else, what am i?",microphone
+"what has a face, no ears, mouth, nose, eyes, or hair",cube
+how did the dog get so hot,he ate a hot dog
+"I have 45 legs, 16 arms, 80 hands and 16 heads. what am i?",liar
+"a detective walked up to a door. before he went inside, he heard: "" no bob! dont! "" then there was a large bang! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman. there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her. the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman. how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman?",plumber and electrician were girls
+where do fish keep their cash?,in the river bank
+"what body part is a "" mug ""?",face
+which tree you can eat?,pastree
+I am a square people by me at the store they wash dishes with me,sponge
+what never asks questions but is always answered. what am it?,doorbell
+I was hungry what did I eat or did i was it a rat no,it was a rat
+I have four legs in the morning i have two legs in the mid - day i have and three legs in the evening what am i?,human being
+what is the best part about being a surfer?,you are never board
+there was a person named square. what do you think his dance is called?,square dance
+controlled by your hands and feet it would be nothing without a street what is it?,car
+"billy went on today, but left on ready. how is this possible?",horses name was tuesday
+"what has a mouth, but cannot speak, has a bed, but cannot sleep, can run, but cannot walk, can have a fall, and not get hurt?",river
+"with my pair i should be, but i am usually alone you see, for a monster always eats me. do you know what i must be?",socks
+what has a head and a tail but no body? there are two possible answers and one you know from science,sperm and a quarter
+"this food is a chop of pork cut perpendicularly to the spine of the pig and usually containing a rib or part of a vertebra, served as an individual portion",porkchops
+"if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have?",two you took two
+what is spelled the same as it is frontwards as it is backwards and is type of car?,racecar
+1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 1113213211 what number comes next?,31131211131221
+what has three eyes six legs and a tail?,norse god odin
+a taxi man goes up a one way street the wrong way and a police officer she's him and doesn't say any thing why?,taxi man is walking
+little lily lost her dolly in the pram or trolley when she went to buy a lolly would it be in pram or trolley?,trolly
+"imagine you are in a box, it is sealed and made out of metal. there is no locks windows or small holes in the box. youbrought nothing and it is hardly able to get out. but how can you get out?",stop imaginating
+where does a car swim?,in a car pool
+"it has no voice, it has no mouth, yet soundlessly it cries - it strikes down trees and spits tons of ice, yet living it is not.",thunderhead cloud
+this is the common vehicle both george a jetson and until a hamstring drove to work,spaceship
+"what red, and green, and goes 100mph?",frog in blender
+I sting people badly until they die. i have a long tail and have claws. what can i?,scorpion
+"if you are allergic to pineapples, are you allergic to pineneedles? are you allergic to pines, and are you allergic to apples?",nope just pineapples
+"I always follow my brother but you cannot see me, only him. you cannot hear him but you can hear me. what are we?",thunder lightning
+there is a 4 - way intersection with a shop in each corner with 5 stores how is that possible?,it isnt
+where do old bowling balls end up?,in the gutter
+a mother with 3 children has one potato. she wants to feed all her children equally how does she do it without using fractions?,she makes mashed potatos
+if you think you got it answer this i at the end and then i am ever thing what am i?,god
+"what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with?",chair bed and toothbrush
+whats blue and is in the air it is not a cloud nor the sky. what am i,blue airplane
+pete repeat was on a boat. pete repeat fell off. who is left?,pete pete repete
+what do you do with a dead chemist?,barium
+9 + 9 = 9 how can that be?,9918 189
+"poke your fingers in my eyes and i will open wide my jaws. linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all. what am i?",shears or scissors
+skin and bones flying high.,kyte
+"here is ducky. ( ~ ) < ( ) he eats 12 pieces of food a day & he eats breakfast, lunch, & dinner. how much does he eat in breakfast, lunch and dinner?",4
+I ran 6 tochdonw who am i,tory roberson
+why are webkinz stuffed animals.,because their cute
+find the name of animals in the given acronyms: - qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,all the animals
+your go into the forest and get me you sit down to find me and you leave because you cant find me. what am i?,sliver
+a candy whose name is reminiscent of a small laugh,snickers
+a life or death skill for firefighters,quickdraw
+"I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. what am i?",castles shadow
+"this father and son were driving down a road and got hit. the dad died instantly, but the kid was buried alive when the paramedics got there. the boy was rushed into surgery immediately. when the surgeon came out and said "" i can't operate on this boy, he is my son! "" how is this possible?",surgeon is boys mother
+what happens whenyouthrow a rock in water?,it sinks
+why didnt the skeleton cross the road?,becuase it had no guts
+I am the center of gravity and the start of all views. i am in lives but not in deaths. i am similar to see even though i am less than three,v
+"a man is naked in a concrete room, he has no supplies or nothing. his concrete ceiling, concrete ground concrete walls. theres no windows no doors nothing. he gets out how?",through the door frame
+a spent round or a slimy critter,slug
+"a man and his son were driving and had an accident. the father died. the son was taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries. the surgeon said "" I cant operate on this boy, he's my son! "" how is this possible?",surgeon was boys mother
+what is the difference between a new 20 dollar bill and an old one?,19 dollars
+"I can run constantly without ever getting tired. when i run, i frustrate people and drive them crazy, yet i don't even have to move to irritate you. what am i?",runny nose
+what do sea otters use for money?,sand dollars
+"a man, exhausted from his long journey decides to go to sleep. he shuts off all the lights and goes to sleep. when he wakes up he has already killed 365 people. he does not sleep walk and sleep all night like a baby. how is this possible?",he lives in a lighthouse
+"with the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. they must stay in the same order. you can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. remember, they have to stay in the same order.",12345678x9100
+a pair of monkeys sit in each corner of a square cage. they are all looking at each other. how many monkeys can say they are looking at another monkey?,none monkeys cant talk
+"in the forest, this blends in just right, but every december it is covered with lights what is it?",evergreen
+"a woman is pushing a a wheelbarrow around in a square, and getting paid how does this work?",she is playing monopoly
+"what you're looking for. I'll hide it from you. however if you ask, i'll lead you right through. you're tempted to cross me, an act i won't prevent. if chosen too soon, may come with regret. if i'm not there you're mad, you ask for me to be. this time for a change, i'll be right behind me.",spoiler tag
+which is the longest way?,norway
+"when asked how old she was, suzie replied, "" in two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago. "" how old is she?",shes 12
+there is a very good looking 18 year old girl. she goes down a one way street the wrong way with cops everywhere. why doesn't she get a ticket?,shes walking
+"although it sounds like i work on a transportation device, i actually work in a restaurant. what am i?",busboy
+I go where you go! but i don't make a sound. i'm loud when i need to be. and silent when you put me down. on any given day you can have up to ten those can be your enemy can also be your friend what i'm i?,cell phone
+what's white when it's clean but black when it's used or being used?,white board
+what problem does occur in a nuclear robot?,atomicache
+if you were sitting in an upside down room with a right side up chair would you be rightside up or upside down?,rightside up
+"I am the heart that does not beat. if cut, i bleed without blood. i can fly, but have no wings. i can float, but have no fins. i can sing, but have no mouth.",wood
+who was the most famous cat in the wild west?,kitty carson
+what is heartbroken's favorite fruit?,banannana
+"title: the world's hardest riddle "" body: i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. if you squeeze me, i'll pop. if you look at me, you'll pop. can you guess the riddle?",grease
+which person dresses the same way like the batsman without the bat in all cricket matches.,wicketkeeper
+there are 6 copy cats on a boat. 1 jump off. how many copy cats are left?,none their copy cats
+why did the boy put his computer in the tree trunk?,he wanted to log on
+there is a green monster and a red monster in your town and you have to kill them. the red monster will die after being shot 1 time and the green will die after being shot 2 times. you only have 2 bullets. how do you kill them both?,buy more bullets
+"large as a mountain, small as a pea, endlessly swimming in a waterless sea. what am i?",asteroids
+"a boy and his dad are driving in the car, then they crash, the dad dies's and the son is rushed to hospital, then a person come's in and says'' thats my son!'' who is that person?",boys mum
+"a very pretty thing in i, fluttering in the pale - blue sky. delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. what am i?",butterfly delicate and unique
+I am currently drying though i've never been wet i keep on signing but keep still drying yet if i get wet a terrible site being so close to what would do understand why i feel a threat? what am i?,blow dryer
+a kind of game with love and service played by singles and pairs,tennis
+how did rich people get their money?,they were calm and collected
+"a mother has children. all of them are green eyed but 2, all of them are blue eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2. how many children does she have?",3
+"I sound a color, but that's the old me; i grow near the water; i'm what your doing. what am i?",readreed
+im big as a whale and i roll like the sea. my cousin is even bigger than me. what am i?,hills
+what is it that even the most careful person always overlooks?,their nose
+"imagine that your in a box, how do you get out?",stop imaging
+"I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am i?",clay
+what is media's favorite cheese?,gorgonzola
+"a grandmother, mother, and two daughters go to the shoe store and they each buy a pair of new shoes. but when they leave the store there is only three pairs of shoes in the bag. why?",grandmother is a mother too
+what does a cat have that other animals do not have?,kittens
+a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the u. s. a where doyoubury the survivors.,why would you bury survivors
+I'm between 1 and 1000. i'm a three digit number. i have a five in me. i'm almost half of 1000 what number am i?,is under 500 495
+"what has a bank, but no money.",river bank
+what fruit do you find in the sea?,currents
+how do cats cut their grasses?,with a lawn meower
+"you can see me, but your friends have no idea if there. what am i?",your thoughts
+"a captain of the sea over hears his crew saying to his parrot, "" we'll dump him to navy ones locker as soon as we tell the captain. heres a cracker policy. "" the captain, misunderstanding, barges into his crew room, but finds an advertisement for navy ones locker _ _ _ _ _ shop. fill in the blank",pet shop
+"what's invisible, something discovered and never been touched by human hands?",nothingits nothing
+some can be stupid some can be good some can be challenging and some can be impossible what is it? hint * look at the title look where it says,riddles
+what do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?,frostbite
+18 = h. on a g. c.,18holes on a golf course
+what paper makes you itch?,sratch paper
+"what do you go in through one hole, come out through three holes, when you're inside it you're about to go outside, and when you're outside you're still in it?",sweatshirt
+proof that half of twelve is seven and half of thirteen is eight.,roman numerals
+a cool treat you can eat in the summer?,i scream
+"what can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves?",trail
+what did the baseball glove say to the baseball?,catch ya later
+"imagine your a bus driver, on the first stop you pick up 25 people at the first stop, on the second stop you pick up 30 people and drop of 15, on the last stop you pick up 62 people and drop of 36. whats the bus drivers name?",ha your the bus driver
+what does the 1st magnet says to the 2nd magnet?,you are attractive
+"what does "" yr "" stand for?",yeahright
+"with potent, flowery words speak i, of something common, vulgar, dry; I weave webs of pedantic prose, in effort to befuddle those, who think a while time away, in lofty things, above all day the common kind that linger where nomadic beings live and fare; practical I may not be, but life, it seems, is full of me!",riddler or riddle
+"at night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. what is it?",dreams and stars
+"I am a lightbulb. someone flicks the switch. i usually turn on, but i didn't this time. the person checks the outlet, and i am plugged in all the way. why didn't i turn on.",i burned out
+soft as a metal that falls form a tree. the more I dry the wetter i'll be. what am i?: ): ),bath towel
+"find four numbers, the sum of which is 45, so that if 2 is added to the first number, 2 is subtracted from the second number, the third number is multiplied by 2 and the fourth number is divided by 2, then the four numbers so produced are all the same. what are the four numbers?",8 2 10
+"what is firm but soft, shows emotion, but doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.",your feelings
+what question can you never say yes to you must always say no?,are you asleep
+"with thieves in consort, with the vilest, in short, I'm quite at ease in depravity; yet all divines use me, and servants can't lose me, for I am the center of gravity",v
+"him was examining an angle measuring 14 and 1 / 2 degrees, using his magnifying glass that magnifies everything two times. under the glass, how large would that angle measure?",14 and 12 degrees
+what type of cat can also be a type of weed?,dandylion
+"although my name suggests, i am not a dairy product. i am always drunk but neither wine, beer or spirits have a drunk; my life begins without wings, but later i turn to flight. what am i?",butterfly
+where does a vampire put his money?,in a blood band
+"the ones in the sea are prickly, but the ones on the street might pickpocket you",urchin
+there is a creature of god whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head,chisel god was carpenter
+there's a place in the world where the wind blows south then suddenly north. where is it?,south pole
+"i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. if you squeeze me, i'll pop. if you look at me, you'll pop. what am i?",dna
+"this animal is bigger than the biggest whale, faster than the fastest cheetah, stronger than the greatest king song and more dangerous than the most dangerous dinosaur. what animal is it?",this animal
+"I can kill people, but without me there would be no people. i was born long ago and will someday die. i can cause fire and am a magician with water. i have more brothers than any person. there is very little that can stop me. what am i?",celestial body
+you are halfway there and halfway gone. where are you?,in the middled
+through me you see through things. what am i?,xray machine
+what goes all around a hockey rink but never moves?,boards
+what is the best way to raise strawberries?,with a spoon
+what's worse than training cats and dogs?,hailing taxis
+"you are stuck in a room, all the windows are padlocked and made out of titanium. the walls are made of brick and the floor is cement. the room contains a nuclear bomb, if used will kill you. a jack hammer and a gun with one shot. how do you get out?",you use the door
+"I am larger in daytime, and smaller at nighttime. what am i? note: there is only one correct answer.",cats eye
+what has four eyes and runs south?,mississippi river
+"what has jerry curls, is overweight, has thunder thighs and likes to rub chicken patties all over his salty nips?",nathaniel littles
+what did the flow say to the other flower?,cool shoes robot
+"a man is late for an appointment and, in his haste, takes a corner so fast that only two wheels were on the pavement. a police man is standing on the corner, but he did not give him a ticket. why?",he was on a motorcycle
+"I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid - quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. with it came darkness, dimming the light. humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stone walls. unaccountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died; when the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was green and growing, refreshed.",rainstorm
+"what is the thing which, once poured out, cannot be gathered again?",rain or rainfall
+without a ping pong ball in a tube how do you get out without blowing it out?,pee in the tube
+"you come home, climb the stairs, turn out the lights and go to bed. in the morning, you wake up, look out the window and commit suicide. what is your profession?",lighthouse keeper with a conscience
+"if a pink house is pink, a yellow house yellow, a purple house purple, what colors a green house",its clear
+this is a sign that you are going to come to an end in your life.,dead end sign
+which is the biggest jam in the world,traffic jam
+I am easy to get into but hard to get out of. what am i?,trouble
+"what am I doing if I "" split ""?",leave
+"babys never use it, older people have to use it and some people can't use it. what is it?",restroom
+"what does the "" l "" in "" call "" stand for?",laughing
+"read one way, I am under great strain; but read the other way, I am sweet and pleasing.",desserts
+which question can you never say yes 2,are you asleep
+"only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottoms, yet easily flies, present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain.",a shadow
+"the maker doesn't need me, the buyer doesn't use me, and my user doesn't see me. what am i?",cofin
+"mr. ones and his son, david, were driving down the busy freeway. they crashed with another car. my jones died and david was rushed to the hospital. david needed an operation. the surgeon came in and truthfully stated, "" i cannot operate on this boy, for he is my son. "" how could this be?",surgen was davids mother
+"a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. instead, the bartender draws a gun and points it at the man. after a few seconds, the man thanks the bartender and happily walks away. what happened?",man had hiccups
+"what is horribly ugly, repulsive, and can kill you?",mirrior oh burn
+when you are wrong im not right when your turn left i go right i know what your feeling i know when you been bad i may have no arms but i carry just as much as you can what am i?,your brain
+what has legs but can't walk?,chair or table
+what belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it?,your future
+"I'm named after nothing, though i'm awfully glamorous. and when i'm not working, your house is less glamorous. what am i?",vacuum cleaner
+what is more amazing than a talking dog?,speling bee
+I have 21 years but cannot see. what am i?,dice 12345621
+your lying in your bed then you close your eyes when you open your eyes you are chained up and and hanged up side down about to plunge into the ocean with a cement attached to your feet you cant move at all! how do you get out,you wake up
+how many men were born last year?,none only babies were born
+it can be used onstage or to express admiration what is it?,props
+"one by one we come to life and side by side we wait, while our company swells in number some come early some come late. some will bore you, some entirely, but you can not choose between us, you must take us one and all, because we're bound together tightly and we're taught if we break free; if you want some clues about us simply answer who are we?",chapters
+here. there are some words here. can you find it?,can you find it
+"the 5 of us together are quite the odd sort, but you will find us all in a tennis court?",vowels a tennis court
+"I block out the sunlight, i'm quite long and wide and i also get pushed and pulled nearly everyday. what am i?",im curtains
+"a hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. what is it?",centipede flipped over
+"there are three houses a white one, a red one, and a blue one. the red one is on the left and the blue one is on the left. where is the white house?",in washington d c
+"little nanny etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose; the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. what is she?",she is a candle
+how many animals did moose take on his work?,nonenoah build the ark
+"what can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never sleeps, has a bed but never sleeps?",water a river
+a team won one to zero but not one man crossed homeplate. how is this possible.,it was a women
+I have four legs but no tail. usually i am heard only at night. what am i?,frog
+how the cat meets the dog on the other side of the road?,because they where parnetrs
+what can you always serve but never eat?,tennis ball
+whats ugly men and screams all day,your teacher
+how come 50 men stand under an umbrella without getting wet?,beacause its not raining
+how do you spell that backwards?,cat backwards
+"if you have 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many do you have?",2 you took them remember
+"I get paid to shoot people, then blow them up. what am i?",photographer
+"I was going to mcdonalds i saw a man he said he had 9, 999, 999, 999, 999 cats. and those cats had10 kits with out passing 10, 000, 000, 000, 000. how many people went to mcdonalds.",answer is simply one
+"although i'm far from the point, i don't make mistakes, i fix yours. what can i?",eraser on a pencil
+"many lose wealth at the sound of my name, and my coat is the color of fire and flame. i am crime, i fight crime, by wing i take flight, but i fly by day, and my partner by night. who am i?",why robin of course
+what driver never gets arrested?,screw driver
+"a man rode out of town on sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on sunday, how is this possible?",his horse was called sunday
+"you do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it? what is it?",lawsuit
+how can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?,stand back to back
+I killed one fourth of mankind. who am i?,cain who killed abel
+"what hates darkness, yet loves it. what has no life, yet can die. what turns dreams into nightmares, turns death into love, turns sorrow into cheer, turns laughter into sobbing, turns everything to nothing. it has no feelings, feels no pain. what has the power to turn death to life?",opposite
+I come twice a week and once a year what am i?,leter e
+"the many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man - kind. what are we doing?",smoking
+what should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?,how do you boo
+"you can do it in vessels for getting you clean. you can do it to fabric to stop being seen. you are doing it when you've come up short. you've done it too when you've equalled in sport. this may sound like there should be images but then, you can do all those things without pencil or pen. what is the word?",draw
+"you want to build a stone wall around your 12'x20'garden. if the bricks are 6 "" high & 6 "" wide and 1'long,. how many bricks will you need to make a wall 6 "" wide & 4'tall?",stone wall has no bricks
+when a doctor hits you with a hammer he is testing you this,reflex
+"if fish lived on land, where would they live?",in finland
+what did the thief get for stealing the calendar?,12 months
+"a beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could that be?",beggar was his sister
+"what does the second "" s "" in "" says "" mean?",soon
+"what is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, & when put in a barrel it makes the barrel lighter?",its a hole
+"tip, tarp and, turpintine all begins with "" a "".",all bebins with a
+i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make boys pee and girls comb their hair. i make celebrities stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and champagne bubble. if you squeeze me i'll pop if you look at me you'll pop can you guess the riddle,my eyes 0 0
+"a boy and his father are a car the car crashes and the father is fine but the young man is in a bad way and needs to be operated on, but the operator said I can not operate on him everyone asks why and the operator said hes my son? who is the operator",his mother is the opperator
+whatquestion can you never answer yes to?,are you a sleep
+what do you call retorts?,retarts
+"in 1990, a person is 15 years old. in 1995, that same person is 10 years old. how can this be?",because its 19951990 b c
+a nonstop train leaves mosque for kindergarten at 60 mph. another nonstop train leaves lengthened for mosque at 40 mph. how far apart the trains 1 hour before they pass each?,100 miles 6040
+"what is shaped like a boot, what has the best spaghetti, what is famous for their capital, what starts with an eye and ends with a eye",italy
+there's a man at home with a mask on waiting for someone to steal. who is that man with a mask on?,catcher baseball duh
+"I know you, but you don't know me i know your every thought and every move i am apart of you, but a different person i am the ruler of you and you are my servant who am i?",your conscience
+why did the shower bar turn red?,its towel fell off
+"what makes loud noises, scares cats up trees, tears up the grass, and runs over the flower beds?",lawn mower or lamma
+why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?,because its extinct
+puts the safiest room in a haunted house?,living room
+a man rode in to town on friends stayed two days and two nights and left on friday how can this be?,his horse name is friday
+what word that people had always pronounced it wrong?,wrong
+if you throw a ball as hard as you can and it comes back to you but it doesn't hit anything and no one catches it or throws it how does it come back to you?,you throw it up
+what do people want the least on their hands?,handcuffs
+what is the message try to say: 07734 ( try to right down the number in the paper ),answer is hello
+"I am terrifying, and fear inspiring the physical world cannot touch me when i am finished, you might not remember what i did. what am i?",nightmare
+"an eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. "" what eye is like to this eye "" said the first eye, "" but in low places not in high place. """,sun on daisies
+she was not the youngest and not the oldest. her parents loved her best. who is she?,she was an only child
+"what could never fly up and never fly down, but go side to side?",human being
+"what do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife?",you open the door
+"I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, i am in the rainbow, a jay's feather, and lapis lazuli",ciphor
+there is a golden bungalow everything in the bungalow is gold - what colour are the stairs?,bungalows dont have stairs
+what is the saddest fruit in the world?,blueberry
+"I have a name of a canal, but if spelled backwards i become a powerful god.",suez canal
+what boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?,hairy potter
+"if droid 1783 said the following: "" i am none, and so is everyone. everyone is none, and everything is everyone, while none is everything. what is it?",droid 1783
+guys that laugh and dont make you frown make you smile and never let you fare who is it?,clown
+what is long hard and full of semen?,submerine
+"when you use it, you break it when you break it, you're happy cleanup's a joy especially for dentists what is it?",pinata
+what is as long as 10 men as strong as 10 men but given the chance it cannot stand up upon its own,piece of rope
+"there is a thief in a jail cell, wanting to get out. there are no windows, holes or cracks in the walls, he doesn't have any tools, and the door to the jail cell is 3 inches thick. but still the criminal manages to get out. how does he do this?",door isnt locked
+"I say everything i hear to others around. i'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. i will, immediately, repeat after you; but only if my tail is in place. what am i?",microphone
+what did the p. e teacher say to the fat kid?,run
+"I'm sometimes white, although sometimes i'm black. i take you there, but never bring you back. what am i?",im a hearse
+I am black of eyes and bright of hair. i fast in to the ground and follow my lord as he races around the world. what am i?,im a sunflower
+mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this,trunk
+what did the chicken say when he crossed the road?,nothinghe didnt make it
+"I only have one eye, and a long tail that I let fly, and every time I go through a gap, i leave a bit of my tail in the trap.",needle and tread
+"I have holes, but i never break. some people like me but some hate me. what am i",swiss cheese
+there are 10 people on a boat and nobody is below deck but not a single person is in sight. how is this possible?,they are all married
+"without it, i'm dead. if i'm not, then then i'm behind. what am i?",ahead a head
+what is ugly has the internet and think they are smart?,y o u
+where was the mummy when the light went off,in the dark
+"tara has $ 29. 00 dollars. she bought 4 coloring books that cost $ 3. 00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $ 2. 00 each. she spend the rest of her money on markers. how much money did she spend on markers",9 00 on markers
+"I am a rock band, all of the members are dead, one was assassinated, what is the name.",mount rushmoremte rushmore
+"what book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? you can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.",telephone book
+a man is laying unconscious next to a green rock wearing a suit. who is he?,superman next to kryptonite
+"a hill full, a hole full, yet you cannot catch a bowl full. what is it?",mist
+"a man walks into a grave yard and sees a man hanging there. there a crowd of people gathered around and the man says, "" brothers and sisters i have none but this mans father is my fathers son. "" who is the man who has been hung?",other mans son
+where did the shooting star land?,in the jail
+ok so this child walks into a bar she has a 2lb. sulomy under one arm and a poodle under the other arm. she set's the poodle on the table. the bartender says can i help you? she walks up to the bartender just as she stops walking she. what just happens?,she says hoooollleeee sssshhhiiiiitttt
+what has wings but can't fly? and sucks blood but has no teeth?,always ultra period pads
+the group of animals which hang out in the mist,gorillas
+when does death come before life?,in the dicsionary lol
+"brothers and sisters have a none, but that man's father is my father's son. who is "" that man ""?",son of speaker
+"the more of these you take, the more appear behind you. what can i?",steps
+"mom's mother has three children. the first is named april, and the second is named may. what is the third child's name.",jim
+I can crunch in your mouth i can also melt in your mouth at the same time what am i?,crunch bar
+you breath me in your breath me out its the only way to breathe so don't even pout. what am i?,answer is air
+what do you get when you cross a vampire and winter?,frostbite
+"make me the liar, even as the forests are. what if my leaves fell like its own - - the tumult of the mighty harmonies will take from both a deep autumnal tone.",west wind
+what is open when it is closed and closed when it is open?,drawbridge
+this is a test riddle,no answer here
+a boat tips over and there are three men in it. all three men go all the way under water but only to get their hair wet. why?,one is bald
+where do sheep get a hair cut?,baabaa shop
+when doyougo on red and stop on green?,whenyour eating a watermelon
+"I am aspired by all, yet hard to find. you can search endlessly, but have little peace of mind. what am i?",happiness
+"if you can touch it, you cannot go in. if you cannot touch it, you can go in. what is it?",your coffin
+"30 heads went inside the water but, 34 heads came up from the water. how can this be?",30 foreheads
+what grows bigger the more you contract it?,debt
+"I am black when you buy me, i am red when you use me, then am grey when you throw me away what am i?",coals
+"to volunteered to be the chief organizer for the world's better ball championships. there were 657 contestants from around the world. the tournament was set up whereby the winner would advance and the loser would be eliminated. since there was an odd number of participants, the initial pairing leaves one player out. that player gets a bye and automatically advances to the next round. how many matched will to have to schedule to determine the tether ball champion?",656 matches will be needed
+when can a bike stand up?,when it it tired
+what do you call bodyguards in front of a housing store?,guardians of the galaxy
+"I make the leaves green, i make the dirt brown, i make the blue birds blue, i make all of your childhood dreams come true. what can i?",crayons
+"what weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?",they both weigh the same
+what's the word inside the riddle?,iddl
+what happens when a lion roars 3 times?,find the answer
+"a man wants to cross a bridge, he has 3 oranges, but the bridge can only hold 2 oranges, he and all 3 oranges have to cross at the same time. how does he do it?",he juggles them while crossing
+I dont have here i dont have and i have different colors who i am?,shirts
+"a first job for many kids, this could be described as "" media distribution management """,paperroute
+what rains at the north pole?,reindeer
+"a man was digging and found a block of ice with two people in it. immediately, he knew it was adam and even. how did he know?",they had no bellybuttons
+"with the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. they must stay in the same order. you can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. remember, they have to stay in the same order!",12345678x9 100
+what does an envelope say when you like it?,nothing it just shuts up
+I am a bird but i can not fly,ostrich
+ladies used to party with this kitchen device,tupperware
+why wasn't birth put in jail after killing dozens of people?,she was a hurricane
+our ancestors came from this continent,africa
+george walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. how did he do that?,he was bald
+"with a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone and skin long I stood what am i?",castle
+"what is weightless, and colorless. but when put into a barrel the barrel weighs less. what can it?",hole
+"a beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. how could this be?",beggar was a woman
+"I have no bed to sleep nor do i have a place to live. i don't have a single penny with me, but still i am known to be a king. who am i?",king of jungle lion
+why was the football coach upset with the candy machine?,he wanted his quarter back
+"you can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. what is it?",got milk
+ifyoutoss a ball and it does not hit anything how does it come back?,u toss it up
+when do elephants have 8 feet?,when thaey are two
+racers are asked to start these at mascara events,engine
+"I am something when you make me, i hold your knowledge, i have the answer, i am as you make me i am this of which i have just said, what am i?",riddle
+why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?,because there is no atmosphere
+"the eternal darkness, devoid in space. in one place i am the other i'm not. to some i exist to others i don't. i go forever but never i'm not. i am eternal like some or not. what am i?",nothingness
+"I can be red or green, some people like me but some people dislikes me. for most people when they eat me. their face turns red!",chili
+what do babies and basketball players have in common?,they dribble
+"a man rides to town on holiday, stays there for two days and returns on paddy. how is this possible?",mans horses name is friday
+"I was walking down the street today, to see an old man on his way, when we passed, he took out his hat and drew his cane, if you listen to my riddle, you will realize I said his name, as clear as a whistle. what is the old man's name?",andrewanddrew
+what is brown and shaped like a bucket.,red bucket in disguise
+in each calendar you will find sunny before midday. but where will you find monday before sunday?,in a dictonary
+what does an elephant use to carry items?,its trunk
+my mom has just had a baby but is not my brother or sister. who am i?,baby
+what type of animal keeps the best time,watchdog
+why was 6 scared of 7?,because 7 8 9
+"bobs mom has four kids bill, baby, and bernie. who's the fourth child?",bob
+"black within, red without, with four corners round about. what am i?",chimny
+24 white horses on a red hill 12 go up and 12 go down what am i?,of cource im your teeth
+"what word was kept in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?",inkstand
+what is the color of the american gray horse?,gray
+why are basketball players so messy?,because they dribble
+"I can be long or short, i can be thick or thin, i can be red or white, and i'll always fit right. what can i?",tampon
+"captain pick of star trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. what is his third ear called?",final front ear
+how do football players stay cool during games?,stand next to fans
+I am some one you dont know who am i,stranger to u
+I am a girl in a story and in a show. i have 2 mean stepsister. who am i?,cinderella
+"the rich can't have it, the poor do have it, and if you eat it for a while, you die. what am i thinking of?",answer is nothing
+how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each,tenhorses
+the moreyoutake the moreyouleave behind,its stupid
+"flour of england, fruit of spawn, met together in a shower of rain; put in a bag tied round with a string, if you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring.",plum pudding
+"a little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks. he needed surgery and the father had to go home. but when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says: "" I cant operate on him, he's my son. "" who was the doctor?",hi mother
+"never resting, never still. moving silently from hill to hill. it does not walk, run or trot, all is cool where it is not. what is it?",sunshine
+"weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, feet i do lack. what am i?",ship
+I'm one of the tallest things you'll see i cant move or talk everyone likes me what am i?,oak
+bold are the first; true are the second; playful are the third; clever are the fourth; forceful are the fifth,brave
+"I light on fire, i drip but i burn. what am i?",candle
+where do bedtime books sleep?,under their covers
+"there is a round hotel. a famous person walks in. the lights go off. when the lights turn back on the famous person is dead. who did it, the waiter dusting the corner, the chef holding cleavers, or the crazy customer?",waiter its a round hotel
+a man rode in to town on his horse on payday and 3 days later he left on friday show's that possible.,horse name is friday
+"where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?",on a map
+how did the computer get drunk?,it took to many screenshots
+"there is this type of food. you do not eat it outside, but whenyoucook ityoueat its inside. whenyour done with the insideyoutrow away the inside. what food can i?",corn on the cob
+I enjoy the earths creations and never kill. what i do to be happy is illegal what am i.,stoner
+sign.,sign on the dotted line
+"I have a long neck, i'm named after a bird, i feed on cargo of ships i'm not alive what am i?",crane
+a man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays. how is that possible?,he was born febuary 29th
+"I have a tail, and i have a head, but i have no body. i am not a snake. what am i?",quarter
+"you are usually a failing student and you finally got a tutor. he is a very smart student and finally exam day comes up. before that though, you said "" you are the best tutor ever! i never get a bad grade anymore! awesome! "". when you get your test back, you see something like a g. what was your real grade?",c c minus
+what's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?,his butt
+what is the difference between a chicken and you?,chicken is much smarter
+you throw away the outside then cook the inside then you eat the outside then throw away the inside what can it?,corn
+when it is cold i make it colder i love winter nothing you can touch related to wind i can make it really chilly do you have a clue i'm related to wind you don't like it when i'm around loose the t - shirts and shorts,windchill
+which cannot open a door?,monkey
+what do you call a cow w / nolegs?,freak
+"what animal is white, black and red at the same time?",apenguin with a diaper rash
+describes a mysterious region and a stylish pair of shorts,bermuda
+what does the crime but doesn't do the time?,acteractress
+"you buy me to eat, but never eat me. what am i?",silverware
+"Mary's father has five children many, many, son, tommy who is the fifth child?",mary itself
+I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. i put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. what am i?,clothes hanger
+"there were five cows walking up a hill. one said "" I see four cows "" which cow said it?",none cows cannot talk
+what kind of men are always above board?,chessmen
+what has a horn but does not work?,rhinoceros
+what is a foot long and slippery?,slipper
+you breath me in you breath me out? what am i,tyhe answer is air
+someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage,greenthumb
+they seem so long but their only 24 close to death is when you want more. what is it?,hour
+"they belong to me, they belong to you, they can make you feel happy or make you feel blue, they never end until the day you do?",thoughts
+"rich people need it, so does the poor, a man loves it more than life, and a woman loves it more than her husband. what is it?",jesus christ
+if 5 is 6 what is 6,7
+"there is a pink single - story house and everything in it is pink. the doors are pink, the windows are pink, and the tv is pink. what color is the stairs?",there are no stairs
+thers 3 kindergarten kids walking down the street black blonde and brunette who most pretty?,black because she is 17
+"four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. they can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. they do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. how is this possible?",they all made righthand turns
+you have to coin that = 35. one of them is not a dime,25 and 10
+"david's father has three songs: snap, crackle, and?",david
+timid or weak people are said to not have these,backbone
+a man was walking and suddenly he heard his suit rip. after one minute he was dead. how?,he was an astronaut
+"mr. smith and his son are driving in a car, they get into an accident, mr. smith dies and his son is rushed to the hospital, and the surgeon says "" I can't operate on him because he is my son. "" how is that possible?",surgeon was his mother
+"what has the size of a cat, feet like a cat, and a head of a cat that is not a cat.",kitten
+"a thousand wheels, but move i do not call me what i am, call me a lot what am i?",parkinglot
+what walks on it's head all day and sometimes in the night?,nail on horse shoe
+"a woman is sitting in her room at night. she has no lights on, no candle, no lamp, no light at all and yet she is reading. how is that possible?",she is reading braille
+what is something the strongest man in the world cannot hold for an hour?,their breath
+what can you feel but you can not see!,air hhh
+what did the duck say to the other duck?,to get a job
+what do you call a hot dog before its heated,cold dog
+"popular brands of this delicious treat are yoplait, gogur, and invasive",yogurt
+"what is a person feeling while eating a "" kale """,akela
+there are 12 kids in a classroom. 6 kids are wearing socks and 4 are wearing shoes. 3 kids are wearing both. how many are bare feet?,5 kids have barefeet
+what resembles a half of bread,other half
+how can you make 7 an even number?,by removing the s
+how many animals of each species did moose take on the work,none noah did
+the riddles that answers are the wind. are really lame stop accepting them!,you suck
+would you rather a croc eat you or an alligator?,aligator
+"susan has invited her family to thanksgiving dinner. as her plates are not the best, susan wants to buy new plates, one for each person at her thanksgiving dinner. there'll be a grandfather, a grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two daughters, one father - in - law, one mother - in - law and a daughter - in - law. at least how many plates does Susan need to buy?",7 plates
+"the ancient giant from the east was slain by man and by beast and laid to rest upon his pyre to feed a ravenous desire he'd swallowed a woman while then, feeling hungry still, he tried to swallow a horse and thus he died",troy
+harry and his son seven were driving to the beach when a car crashed into them and hairy was killed instantly and seven was rushed to the emergency room and when he got there the doctor said I can't operate on him he's my son who is the doctor?,doctor is steves mother
+what are the two things you can't have for lunch?,breakfast and dinner
+how can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?,by their bark
+"it can be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stairs and under hills, in empty holes it fills. it comes first and follows after. ends life, kills laughter!",isnt it obvious its darkness
+where do locksmiths go on vacation?,florida keys
+what kind of dog do you have that you don't want to eat?,burned hot dog
+how does a rooster lay an egg?,it doesnt
+a cowboy ride into town on paddy. he stays 3 days and leaves on paddy. how did he do that?,horse is named friday
+what do you call two witches who live together?,broommates
+men in skirts blow into these,bagpipes
+you are the bus driver! 2 people get on 1 person gets off 10 people get on 4 people get off 6 people get on 4 people get off whatcolor is the bus drivers shirt?,color of ur shirt
+what is it called when batman skips church?,christian bale
+perhaps the most important adjective for ballerinas and princesses,graceful
+"three lives have i. gentle enough to soothe the skin, light enough to caress the sky, hard enough to crack rocks. what am i?",water
+what can see without eyes? what can hear without ears? what can climb without arms?,human imagination
+what is the noblest musical instrument?,upright piano
+"your driving a bus. 6 people get on, 3 people get off, then 17 people got on. at the last stop 31 people get on. what is the name of the bus driver?",your name e g paige
+"whats green on weekdays, smells on Thursday, floats on Sunday, can be seen but cant be drawn. you cook it but dont eat it. flies but has no wings. when you drop it in water it turns orange.",golfball eating plattapuss
+what can you break without ever touching?,your promise
+what is shrouded in dark but still light?,man with candel
+"only one of the following statements is true, which one is it? one statement here is false. two statements here are false. three statements here are false.",2nd statement is true
+I sing like a cat howling,brittney spirs
+I sail the seas for money as i attack another ship then i take the spoils of the battle the enemy is in my grip what am i?,pirate
+you are my brother but i am not your brother. who am i?,your sister
+why do cows wear bells?,because their horns dont work
+what is the color of the clouds? while what is the color of most snow? what what do cows drink? milk?,its not milk its water
+"there was a boy who invited a friend over to play. the mum said "" im going to go to the shops now "". so she did. the kids played footy inside. when mum got home and said "" you have been playing football haven't you? "" how did she know?",glass was on outside
+how come you can trick a vampire so easily?,because the are suckers
+"I give birth every day, i am loved by all, i get abused every day and if what people think about for 1 night. who am i?",your mother
+they are the most foreign visitors you could ever imagine,alien
+my first is an insect; my second is a border; my whole puts the face in a tuneful disorder,anthem
+a burning fire in one's heart yet in one lion will never start across the nations influences people yet can not be seen through a peep hole,courage
+ammy ammy have you heard? nanny's going to buy me a violin! and if that violin won't play. what will nanny's buy me next?,dragonfly
+what dentists battle on a daily basis,cavities
+"a man was going to new york. along the way he met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven children. each child had seven cats. each cat had seven kittens. kittens, cats, children, wives. how many people are going to new york?",one man
+"this baked italian dish consisting of this and layered with meat or vegetables, cheese, and tomato sauce is one of our favorites can you guess what it is?",lasagna
+"in the middle of the night, a man goes into his back - yard and shoots a bird. due to this, he never sees another sunrise. why? ( hint: the bird is male )",he shoot his rooster
+if a man and a half catch a fish and a half in a day and a half how many fish with 6 men catch in 7 days?,28 fish
+"what black, white and red ( a ) d all over?",cow in hot lava
+there were three eggs in the morning and in the afternoon there were two. what happened?,one hatched
+there once was a cowboy who rode out on Monday and didn't return for two days. yet he came back on Monday. how can that be?,his horses name was monday
+an archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. he immediately identifies them as adam and even. how can he tell they are adam and even?,they had no belly buttons
+"that walks on four legs in the past, two in the present and 3 in the future",human
+if you jump off a two story building where do you land?,in the hospital
+what men do to the first thing in the morning and last thing at night no man nor woman will stop him from it. what you are doing while reading this,toilet 2 sitting
+"I hang high, if long, i live in a box, and i help people see clearly. what am i?",floorescent light
+an i dance and i am all over the world,leaves
+an airplane crashes into the right side of a snowy mountain. where do they bury the survivors?,you dont bury the survivors
+what do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?,carpet car and pet
+"a cowboy rode into town on holiday. he spent three days ( 72 hours ) in town, and rode home on friday. how can this be?",cowboys horses name was friday
+"a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsuit but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing, what happened",cat jumped off first floor
+what is as large as a mountain or small as a sea and endlessly swims in a waterless sea?,asteroid
+"one day a carpenter carved a block of wood which weighed 20kg. he put something that made it 19kg, what did he put?",holes
+what year comes next in this sequence: 1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999,2003 they are prime years
+what do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? biblical what do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? terminal,american
+"lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, a lady's delight.",pearls
+can describe a distress signal or flashy accessories,flare
+"how do you take 1 from 19 to equal 20, without using negatives?",roman numerals
+"a duck is swimming in a lake. a cat is sitting in her tail. if the duck dives, what happens to the cat?",he gets wet
+what kind of key do you use on thanksgiving?,turkey
+"I have: 2 heads, 20 feet, 52 arms, 2 hands, and one mouth, what am i?",liar
+you dig a hole that is 1 * 1 * 1 sq inches deep how much dirt is in the hole?,nothing because its a holehaha
+if two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?,goldfish cant drown
+why did the woman take an elephant to the airport instead of a taxi?,elephant had a bigger trunk
+what starts out white ends black and always rolling?,game of pool
+a chef had 50red beans in a pot and 50 green beans in another pot he took the beans a tree up high and then landed back as the way he started back in the pots arguing how did he do it,just by luck
+"If a cat can jump 5 feet high, then why can't it jump through a window that is 3 feet high?",because the window is closed
+what did the fly say to the bee,your beeing very anyyoning
+"what does it mean if something is "" iffy ""?",uncertain
+what did the babycorn say to the mamacorn?,wheres popcorn
+"looks like water, but it's heat. sits on sand, lays on concrete. people have been known, to follow it everywhere. but it gets them no place, and all they can do is stare.",mirage
+"what has 2 dots, a circle, and a upside down frown?",smiley face
+"if a red house is red, a blue house is blue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse",green house is see through
+what language does a billboard speak?,sign language
+I have big gray ears a small gray tail and a large trunk what am i?,mouse going on vacation
+what gets wet as it dries?,towl
+"nick's father has three sons snap, crakle, and _ _ _ _?",nick
+what has a head and a tail but no body?,coinit has head and tail
+david's mom had four kids. the first one was a boy named jimmy. the second one was a girl named sammy. the third was a boy named chris. the fourth one was a boy. what was his name?,david
+what is more than 2 but less then 3?,two and a half
+"if you really want my identity, you can unlock my name with a key. a tree swing is my favorite toy, yet i'm neither little girl or boy. i am no coin with my head and tail, yet i may spend time in a bar - locked jail. i cannot speak or read or fly, but i'll ask you this: what am i?",monkey
+"I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air?",rubber ball
+I am one everynight with out light but make two during the day who am i?,shawdow
+"if dick's father is mom's son, what relation is dick to him?",tom is dicks grandfather
+"you can do this once, but not once in your life.",vote
+why did the woman leave her son on a step?,she wanted a stepson
+"just imagine your locked up in a box filled with water and there are sharks all around you, what do you do?",you stop imagining
+there were a boy and his daddy going to the cinemas the boy seen his uncle that uncle come and that will make 4 of us. how does that work out!,boy couldnt count
+"I'm usually slimy and sticky, soft but bumpy, bright and dull, i love to eat what bugs me and sometimes i live in a hole. what am i?",frog
+"you walk into a room and see a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimpanzee holding a banana. which is the smartest the smartest animal in the room?",hopefully you
+all men take off their hats to one person. who is this person?,barber
+"I can be big, black, and brown in a few areas. people think i am dangerous most of the time. and i am one of the most dangerous kind of dogs alive. what kind of dog am i?",rottweiler
+why did the man punch the fruit?,it was written fruitpunch
+"what is as big as a biscuit, and deep as a cup but not even a river can fill it up?",strainer
+the weapon of choice to create the biggest shock,stungun
+both old people and owls are said to be possessing this trait,wise
+jack and skull were found dead on the floor. all there was in the room was broken glass and water.,jack and jill were fish
+"my father and i were in a car accident. my father was killed and i was sent to the hospital. a few doctors were going to cooperate on me when a doctor yelled, "" no! he's my son! "" how could the doctor say that if my father was killed?",it was my mom
+"what is an animal, also used for computers, and can be any colour?",mouse
+"there's a butcher and he's 6 "" 2 and his wife is 5 "" 3. his wife weighs 160lbs. what does the butcher weigh?",meat
+I am the ruler of shovels i have a double i am as thin as a knife i have a wife what am i?,king of spades
+Henry was out walking one day. he met his father - in - law's only daughter's mother - in - law. what did they call her?,he called her mom
+an airplane flying from the united states to cabbage crashes on the border of the two countries. where do they bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivors
+"screaming, soaring seeking sky flowers of fire flying high eastern art from ancient time name me know and solve this rhyme",firework
+"you are driving around the jail and you see prisoners dreaming to get out of the jail i see that there are only fat people. why are they fat? let me tell you why people, they are old, old people want to eat if there were only young people they wouldn't be so fat what is the drivers name?",joey
+"how do you fit nine horses in 10 stables, evenly?",spell it out
+where do you find a dog with no legs?,where ever you left it
+"I am thought to be everywhere, and i only have one rival. he hides within himself, and stays wherever i cannot reach. who am i? and who is my rival?",light he is dark
+"you are in a car, the doors are locked, the only thingyouhave is a bat, how doyouget out?",unlock the door
+"there is a bomber plane flying through the air. nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection. the bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere. why?",plane is upside down
+there was a boy and his dad driving in a car. ( the dad was a doctor ) they got in a bad car crash. the dad died and the son was injured. the son got rushed to the hospital. when the doctor got in the doctor said i can not operate on this boy he is my son. who is the doctor?,docor was his mom
+what ends in a'w'but has no end?,rainbow
+what do you get from a cow after an earthquake?,milkshakes
+why did the chicken cross the lake of acid infested with mutant aliens breed to devour chickens?,beats me
+what gets wet while drying?,bathroom towel
+what has a tongue but doesnt speak?,sneaker
+"I can be any size, shape, and i can have the same volume, perimeter, and area of anything. i can bend and flex and fit through anything. i can fly. and i can fall. i can be hot and cold. you can't hurt me. but i can kill you in a matter of minutes. i can weigh a gram, and i can weigh 500 tons. if i am big enough i can smush anything. i can be 2 inches tall. and 500 feet tall. who am i?",simply water
+it can help you with your hair some way,hair band
+"If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up",bass
+some people want to meet me some people don't beleive me and some people claim to be me,god
+"you ride a donkey across a bridge, on Wednesday. 24 hours later you ride the same donkey back across the same bridge, on Wednesday. how can that be?",donkeys name is wednesday
+"you don't want me, although i keep coming back. you make me, but then get rid of me like that. what am i?",garbage
+"double my number, i'm less than a score, half of my number is less than four. add one to my double when bakers are near, days of the week are still greater, i fear. what am i?",number six
+"oh, what a surprise! oh, what a miracle! it sprouted without a seed, it stood without a trunk.",world
+what question can you never honestly answer yes to?,are you asleep or dead
+what has four eyes and no legs and tail?,mississippi
+"the higher i climb, the hotter i engage, i can not escape my crystal cage. what am i?",mercury in a thermometer
+"your in a race, and you pass the person in second place. what place are you in now?",your in first place
+I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat what am i?,oasis
+what do you you call the pig that can fly,airporkairport
+"what has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. what is it?",a mountain
+"find the four digit number in which the first digit is the fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3.",1694
+why did six run away from seven.,because seven eightate nine
+a cowboy went to an inn on payday. he stayed 2 nights and left on paddy. how can this be?,his horse was called friday
+what is the middle of nowhere?,h
+you can't keep this without giving it first?,promise
+"under pressure is the only way i work, and by myself is the only way i am hurt. what am i?",diamond
+what is the color of the white house?,white
+the launch destination of choice for teenagers and hospital employees,cafeteria
+how can you draw a square with a x in the middle and a circle behind it while out lifting your pencil off your paper?,you cant
+the only amusing part of the body what am i?,youare
+"most people need it, some ask for it, some give it, but almost nobody takes it. what is it?",advice
+"one day a man went up to an old cottage, knocked on the door, and an old woman answered. the man said, "" good morning, my. turner. "" if they never met, seen, or heard of each other, how did he know her name?",man was mailman
+"there is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. what is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake?",moist
+you do this to protect yourself it doesnt have many colors on it the noise it makes is as big as its bite! what is it?,duck
+what do computer programmers sing in the shower?,disco
+if lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?,conductor
+"I can be swallowed, but i can also swallow you what am i?",pride
+why did the bear catch a cold?,idk someone esls answer that
+why does a dragon sleep all day?,so it can hunt knights
+who can only prevent forest fires?,smokey
+"two men are playing chess and they both win there's no tie, stale mate, nothing like that how is this possible.",they werent playing each other
+"Mary is decorating. she paints the floor yellow, the walls red and the ceiling blue. what colour has she painted the stairs?",she lives in a bungalow
+"break me and I am better, immediately set and harder to be broken again what am i?",record
+you are in a plane. there is a house in front of you and a car behind you. where are you? hint: it is not a dream,on a merrygoround carousel
+I hear everyone around me both land and sea yet i am not real. what am i.,equator
+what goes good with a roesthisberger?,hinesward
+what number squared = 12345678987654321?,111111111
+what is the key that does not open a door?,turkey
+"there is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. what does he weigh?",meat he is a butcher
+"the more I eat the less I will weigh, the hungrier i am the less I can eat, i never feed myself and there is only one way, unless you feed me right your temper may pay.",change machine
+"what does the "" b "" in "" despair "" stand for?",believe
+how to make a time traveling machine,i dont
+"one night, a king and a queen got on a bus with no bus driver. the king and a queen got off the bus. who is left on the bus?",knight was left on bus
+"to you, rude would i never be, though i flag my tongue for all to see. what am i?",dog
+which month has 28 days?,all months
+fire and bob were dead on the floor with shattered glass and water all around them. the door was locked from both the inside and the outside. the window curtain was left blowing. how did they die?,they were fish
+what is more amazing than a talking dog?,spelling bee
+"before it Everest was discovered, which was the tallest mountain in the world?",mteverest
+three times what number is no larger than two times that same number?,0
+i am hated by people. people are scared of me. i am hated by worms and i always have a worm following me. but the worm is never eaten by birds and other predators. i sometimes live in a house but i am seldom seen. i am alive. i can breathe. and i can eat what am i?,mouse
+can be achieved in a car or as a position during conflict,neutral
+people want you dead why?,your ass cuz you fat
+"shall the blooming flowers grow, they grow farther & farther from their past. but there will always be one thing that connects them to their roots.",their stem 0
+the ball drops when the clock hits this,midnight
+"looked at the numbers on this fact you won't find thirteen any place. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 what am i?",im a clock
+what is the difference of here and there?,t
+when is the top of a mountain like a bank account?,when it peaks ones interest
+if you are not you are and what are you?,furniture
+"I moan, i groan, i chase after you. i never seem to rest. time's up for you. what am i?",children
+"though I should be unique, you've made most of us the same. i would be stronger, if my characters were stranger.",password
+a plane crashed in Argentina where did they bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivers
+"who is farsighted, and has a true shot, and who rarely tires?",legolas
+"I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet i am used by almost everybody. what am i?",pencil lead
+what did the lady at the beach tell Michael jackson?,get off my son sun
+two brothers were born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twins what are they?,they where triplites
+"a brunette, redhead, and a blonde are stranded on an island. they find a lamp and rubbed it. a grave appeared! "" i will send you back home if you say something that is true about you, if it is not true, you explode! "" said the gone. the brunette said that she thinks she is pretty and she went home! the redhead said that she thinks her hair is pretty and she went home. the blonde said "" i think. "" and boom, she exploded! why does this happen?",blondes dont think
+why do fat people need a diet?,beacause there tummies might blow
+what is the first thing you do each morning?,wake up
+"what has 4 noses, 3 mouths, 1 eye and 7 legs?",someone whos very ugly
+you are eating. you are washing the plates. you are giving salary. you are driving. you are catching the ball.,your hand
+"talks like this, a green wise man does guess my clue, you will",yoda
+in what year did christmas and new year's come in the same year?,every year
+"what does the "" p "" stand for in "" jumbo body ""?",percent
+no matter how hardyouhit me i will never hurt no matter how muchyoushoot me i will never cry. what am i?,funnybone
+"some say we are red, some say we are green. some play us, some spray us. what are we?",pepper
+"a man is in his car. he sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. which door does he go through first?",his car door
+how can you eat and study at the same time?,eat alphabet soup
+which word is the odd one out: first second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth,forth incorrectly spelled
+"what comes before tomorrow but after today, and even when you have it it's going away?",tonight
+if you throw me I come back,boomarang
+"I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. what am i?",ship dock
+how do you get from here to exit in five minutes?,there is no possible answer
+what has two gray legs and two brown legs?,elephant with diaria
+"the man who needs me doesn't want me. the man who makes me doesn't need me, and the man who has me doesn't know he has me. what am i",cofin
+I went to a party and saw 20 people but i saw 24 heads. how is that possible?,there were 20 foreheads
+what do lazy dogs like to do for fun?,chase parked cars
+the celebrities of high school were part of this crowd,popular
+"4 _ 4 _ 4 _ 4 = 20 in the above dictionary see that there are 3 blank spaces between four ( 4's ) youhave to insert signs ( +, -, *, / ) between them in such a manner that the result equals "" 20 "".",444420
+"the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place",i dont no
+"a man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house. 1 would cost $. 25 12 would cost $. 50 122 would cost $. 75 when he left the store he had spent $. 75, what did he buy?",house numbers
+what is a frog's favorite electronic device?,ipad
+where do fish keep their money?,riverbank
+kent is cute he is fine what is he?,good looking
+"how can you make a car, a parrot, a refrigerator, and a tv liquid?",sell them
+"an appropriately loud response to fear, excitement, or your team scoring",yell
+I start with an e and end with an e. what am i?,eye or envalope
+"a little boy has green eyes, the next day they are gray. monday the next week they are blue. what color are they?",they are hazel
+what is more powerful than god. more evil than the devil. rich people need. poor people have. and if you eat it you will surely die? what am i?,nothingnothing at all
+a basketball drops from nowhere and nobody is around. so how does the ball get there?,it doesnt fall
+there is a man in his car shot and dead. there are no bullet holes in the car. the windows are up and the doors are locked. how was this man shot?,convertable
+"I saw a fight the other day; a damsel did begin the fray she with her daily friend did meet, then standing in the open street, she gave such hard and sturdy blows, he bled ten gallons at the nose; yet neither seemed to faint nor fall, nor gave her an abuse at all",pump
+what is black & small cannot be seen in the night and has something you want to bounce?,lotto
+where does the eastern bunny like to eat breakfast?,ihop
+"I fit in with other people, but i can not talk. i create pictures, but i can not see. what am i?",puzzle piece
+"ancient and majestic, great big piles of stones, used to encase both riches and bones seen from certain angles, they look like big triangles",pyramids
+what stays in one in the corner but always travels around the world?,stamp duh
+"look at these numbers: 11, 33, 69 what are common about them?",theyre symmetrical
+what do you call a clever sweet?,smartie
+"I say i'm ugly, you say i'm pretty. i say i'm fat, you say i'm skinny. i say i'm short you say i'm tall. whatever am i?",super model
+what becomes too young the longer it exists?,portrait
+how do you treat a shark,zelda
+"I carry stuff inside my pouch, you can look inside me and out, i am treated like a punching bag if i am squishy what am i?",pencilcase
+what is dracular's favourite dog?,blood hound
+Mary's father has five daughters. 1. name 2. nine 3. nine 4. nono. what is the 5th daughters name?,mary
+what does a ghost call their parents?,their transparent
+"for it dies a hundred feet up in the air and its back on the ground, what is it?",centipede
+"what can you do if you say "" nice ""?",wait
+a prehistoric reptile that lives today and the inspiration for the name of a popular sports drink,gator
+"I start with us and end with it, and have you in the middle. what am i?",suit
+why did the police arrest the bird?,he was a robin
+what question wont you answer yes to?,are you asleep
+what is in a tv?,alphabet u
+what has four eyes but can't see?,2 blind mice
+a sundial is the timepiece with the least amount of moving parts. what is the timepiece with the greatest amount of moving parts?,hourglass
+an animal who gives away money and says too,cashcow
+when I type i tap these on the keys,fingertips
+I am 1 thing. without me it will be incomplete. make sure i fit. what am i?,puzzle piece
+what bone has a sense of humor?,humorous
+blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot!,toothpaste
+"what does the "" h "" in "" ihu "" stand for?",hear
+"what measures out time, until in time all is smashed to it?",sand
+"using only four nines ( 9, 9, 9, 9 ), put them in any mathematical equation so that when they add up, it will equal 100.",9999
+you can see every thing you can see with out something,day and night
+"you might love me in summer but i never like the sun. the hotter the weather, the softer I get. what can i?",ice cream
+they are dark - colored creatures serenaded by tendons and mccartney,blackbird
+what's white and flies up?,confused snowflake
+one strand dangled. two strands twist. three or more can fashion this.,braids
+dogs and cats falling every where. how do they make them stop falling?,they give them some food
+what did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?,choker
+"what has feet and legs, but nothing else?",pantyhose
+what clothing does a house wear?,dress address get it
+"we are a pair, we can dart here and there, though we always stay in one place. we can smile or shed tears, show our pleasure or fears, and you'll find us on everyone's face. what are we?",two eyes
+what does everyone have that they can always count on?,their fingers
+"there was a car crash. in the car crash there was a boy and his father. they were rushed to different hospitals in different ambulances. when the boy arrived they had to do surgery on him. the surgeon says "" i can not operate on this boy, he is my son "". how can this be?",sergion was boys mother
+"I am a tea, followed by a read, what do i spell?",tweak
+there is a man in uniform and he is dead and lying next to a rock who is he and how did he die,superman laying next to criptnight
+"as i was going to see. lives i met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, every kitten had seven mittens. how many were going to be. lives",one me lol
+"it cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. it lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter.",dark
+you use me everyday but let me rest at night. i have an identical twin beside me all the time. for some reason you always cover me up. i am not alive but i have a soul. what am i?,your feet
+"if theres a penny, nickel, dime, and a quaartheron top of a roof and the penny, nickel, and the dime jus of a building and quarter does not?",because he has more cents
+"what is a four digit number in which the first digit is one third the second digit, the third is the sum of the first and seconddigit, and the last is three times the second?",1349
+"I am, every person you can know and every place that you can go is everything that you can show. quite interesting to what am i that you use?",noun
+"there is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. if the first 19 seats were taken by average sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank?",submarines are supposed to sink
+"my last half is something that can allow you entrance into a secured area, & i am also a nation. some people find me mouth watering. what am i?",turkey
+when i am young i am tall. when i am old i am short. what can i be?,fire a candle
+"that person has been married many women, but he had never been married. who is he?",priest
+a man and a woman were in a car the man stopped and locked all the doors and went to a store when he came back the woman was dead and a person that he never saw before was there. what happened to the woman?,women had a baby
+this became a fashion statement in the garden of ended,figleaf
+that has one hundred legs but does not walk,50x2100 50 panties
+"in all of the thousands of blooming flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearance. but deep inside, they are all the same. because they all have one thing inside them.",pollen or nectar
+a plane crashes right on the border line of cabbage and see where do you bury the survivors?,you dont barey survivers
+when the child placed his school books on the television after he returned from school what was his plan?,to watch payperview
+there's a person who is at a store. is it a boy or a girl?,who cares
+"the robber viciously tore the earring from mafia's ear, yes, mafia wasn't hurt. explain how this is possible",they were clip on earrings
+half a circle full a circle half a circle a half a circle full a circle like what does that spell?,coca cola
+what expression is in the following? theredface,red in the face
+"my first is in blood and also in battle, my second is in acorn, oak, and apple, my third and fourth are both the same, in the center of sorrow and twice in refrain, my fifth starts eternity ending here, my last is the first of last. oh dear!",barrel
+"where is there is no south, west, nor east, and weather not fit for man or beast",south pole
+a man pushes his car around the corner and stops out the front of a motel. he then realises he is instantly bankrupt! why?,man was playing manoply
+"if i have 10 eggs in a basket, two fall out and one breaks. how many eggs are left?",7
+2's company 3's a crowd was 4 and 5?,9
+"forever due to what is wrong, men rage if i be lost by theft; i am what justice works to bring, and all you have when nothings left",rights
+what is the captains name?,wat
+there was a london scholar walking along. he pulled off his gloves and drew of his head. what was that london scholars name? hint: the name was inside the sentence.,andrew andrew
+"a man is walking in the forest of the jabudaut tribe. the tribe hates trespassers. they caught the man and was going to punish him the same way as all the other trespassers. he was told to say a statement; if it was true, he would be shot to death, if it was false, he would be hung ( opinions are judged true or false by the tribe. the man amazingly did not die. he said a statement that was neither true nor false, confusing the tribe. what was the statement?",i will be hung
+it is an arctic double breasted formal wear,snowsuit
+"my first is in some but not in all. my second in into but not in tall. my third in little but not in big. my fourth in pork but not in pig. my whole is made in nature? s way. for clothing, rugs used every day.",silk
+when would a woman love a bald midget?,when he is her baby
+"I coolyoudown, i spin around quite fast. what am i?",im a fan
+what do ants eat when they are sick?,antibiotic
+why was the picture sent to jail?,because it was framed
+I am neither a guest nor a trespasser in this place I belong that belongs to me where is it?,home
+"I am served at a table, in gatherings of two or four. served small, white and round. you'll love some, and that's part of the fun. what am i?",pingpong balls
+what's a pigs best karate move?,pork chop
+what did the mother be say to the baby bee?,beehive yourself
+how much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide and 4 feet deep?,none a hole is empty
+"sometimes i am light, sometimes i am dark. most people like me. what am i?",chocolate
+what's the shortest way to mow a yard?,longest way
+"I go around in circles but always straight ahead, never complain no matter where I am led.",wagon wheel
+what has teeth but doesnt bite.,come
+"whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green?",three penguins and a pickle
+"I have hands that wave at you, though i never say goodbye. it's cool for you to be with me, especially when i say, "" hi. "" what am i?",electric fan
+I make obvious what you covered up. what am i?,highlighter
+"a farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. one day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. the neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. the farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds ( 1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc. ) using these four stones. how much do the four stones weigh?",40 lbs
+which area in our country is always attacked by bombs?,bombay
+if a hog and a half is a dollar and a half how much are five hogs?,5
+what goes up but never come down?,our age
+sometimes i'm orange sometimes i'm white sometimes i'm red sometimes i'm light what am i?,moon
+"what does the second "" w "" in "" www "" stand for?",wide
+I am yellow. you could put red stuff on me. who am i?,french fri
+what does this mean? nobody love,nobody is above the law
+I am not a girl's best friend though i am very close i can be good and start a new trend i am hard to find i am born in a mouth if your looking for me look toward the south,purl
+"as i was going to never i saw 3 men, each men had 2 wives, each wife had a sack, each sack had a cat, each cat had seven kittens. how many were going to govern?",1 me
+"when i'm used, i'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. in desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. what am i?",poor alibi or excuse
+bike and cane were found dead of natural causes. the only thing in the room was broken glass and water. there were no marks on the body's and they did not drown. there was no electricity in the room and it was ventilated how did they die,mike and june were fish
+"im black, white and red all over. what am i?",news paper
+what can you put into a glass but can't take out?,water
+"what is long, but short, and looks like flowing milk?",milky way
+"jerry went to restaurants and order soup, as he got the soup it had a fly in it and asked the waiter to change it. he got it back and jerry complained that he didn't do anything because the fly was still there, but the waiter claim he did something different what did the waiter do.?",he added salt and pepper
+adam accidentally knock a cup full of coffee down but the coffee did not scattered how can that be?,cofee bean
+"you are a bus driver. he / she goes to the first stop, pick up 24 people. second; 67 third; 97. how old is the bus driver?",however old you are
+what did dracula send when he was invented to a hallowed bash?,fangyou note
+"the cost of making only the maker knows, valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. a poor man may give one as easily as a king. when one is broken pain and deceit are assured.",promise
+"if there is a yellow house on bluebird land, a green house on orange street, a pink house on kitten road, a black house on whitehouse pike and a purple house on firebird hill, where's the white house?",washington d c
+I get bigger the more you take away from me. what am i?,hole get it stanley yelnats
+I like funland it is so cool.,i like funland so cool
+"I am used to bat with, yet i never get a hit. i am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. what am i?",your eyelashes
+cry baby you can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but you will why?,iam an onion
+"only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottoms, yet easily flies. present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain. what is it.",its a shadow
+if you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner,dogfood
+"close to the words of life stay in, but i wither, Wayne, and dry. what am i?",biblepressed flower
+I am not alive but i can die. what am i?,battery
+what kind of fall that you might die from?,waterfall
+why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?,they would make more money
+"a man walks into a hardware store and sees the cost of a thing that he cannot work out what it is. it says you can buy 1 for 50p, 23 for ps1 and 267 for ps1. 50. what can it is the unknown item?",there door numbers
+11 + 2 = 1 when will be the given sum true?,in watch
+"first time,'was the season, second reason,'was the weather, third excuse, i had to leave, for'was the end of time! what am it?",a tree
+"I am wise yet weird, i am heard but rarely seen. whenyousee meyour amazed. what am i?",im an owl
+why did the chicken run across the football field?,referee called foul
+ifyouwere in a building with no windows and allyouhad was piece of gold mirror and rock show wouldyouget out,use the door
+"101 - 102 = 1 make this statement true by shifting any one digit. no swapping, just move one digit.",still looking for the answer
+a man is standing on a platform shooting birds. from the ground to the platform is 20 ft. from the man to the to the tip of the gun is 4 ft. how many feet is the man standing on?,2 feet
+I go inside boots and outside shoes what am i?,ankles
+"what can be smart and dumb too, it is also very near you, it is weird and cool too, it can be feared and it needs no fuel, what am i?",brain
+what can be broken without touching it?,promise
+there is such an entity in the world that spends more time on the surface than any other. place is not a concern. what is this entity?,fzer0slipper proning
+"If man walks through a door, he ends up outside he looks up and sees a ceiling fan, the last thing he sees is a piano, so he ends up in prison, and decides to make a break from prison. ( mindyouhe is blind ( ( ifyouhavnt caught that yet ) ) ) he digs an 11 ft hole but doesn't make it out of prison through the hole. how did he get revenge on his killer?",i dont kno do you
+how could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too?,their aunt is your mother
+what was the presidents name in 1950?,goerge w bush
+"tall i am young, short i am old. with life i do glow, your breath is my foe. what am i?",candle is what i be
+five men went into a church in the pouring rain. none of the men had an umbrella but one man did not get wet. how is that possible?,he was in the casket
+a truck driver is going three blocks east a the wrong way. he is not breaking the law. how come?,because he is walking
+which flower is not used in pooja?,cauliflower
+"what is it that karen had first, mark her last, Paul never had and lucky rocket lost when she married paper piper?",answer is k
+"before it. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?",mt everest
+Mary's father has five daughters. ( 1 ) nanny ( 2 ) nine ( 3 ) nine ( 4 ) none name the fifth one.,fifth daughter is mary
+there is a light blob at the top floor of 3 starry houses and there are the swishes one is going to turn on the light and two do not with one is the one that turns on the light?,milled
+there was a man walking in pouring rain without an umbrella. when he got home there wasnt a single hair on his head that was wet. how is that?,he was bald hah
+what is a mummy's favorite kind of music?,rap
+"journey without it and you will never prevail, but if you have too much of it you will surely fail.",confidence
+"I am dead yet living still, death arrives on a window sill, I am there yet only one sees me, I am only one of many.",grim reaper
+when you are a child you are forced to take them when you are an adult you want to take them,naps
+how do cowboys ride streets?,with steering wheels
+"a man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. he walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. and no, he didn't miss and isn't superman. how did he do this?",man is jesusgod
+"what is smaller than a sink but bigger than a cup, yet the Mississippi river wont fill it up?",strainer
+"I have a pet, his body is full of coins",piggy bank
+"what goes down, but never goes up?",gravity
+what do vampires cross the sea in?,blood vessels
+"you have a bath and you need to empty it, you have a bucket and a cup, what do you do to empty it?",pull the plug out
+"there are two of these in a second, 1 of these in a week, and 1 in a year. what is it?",es
+what has 13 hearts but no other organs?,pack of playing cards
+"if someone gets "" collared "", what has happened to them?",arrested
+what grows bigger the more you take from it?,hole in the ground
+a man lives on the 10th floor of his apartment building. every day when he leaves for work he takes the elevator to the 1st floor. when he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor. why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home?,hes a midget
+what is have a tale?,dress
+"what do you have when your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?",polkdot sock on your head
+"an explorer is wandering about an icy mountain and finds an exciting discovery, immediately he calls his friends and says he's found the world's first man. how does he know this?",guy had no belly button
+"your in a race and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in?",you are in 2nd place
+I'm never true i'm never false to. what is the riddle,true or false
+"mom's mother has three children, one is name dime, one is named nickle, what is the third one called?",tom
+"In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter",pillows
+we experience this every day and sometimes can cause many problems. what is it?,temperature
+said to have fifty shades,grey
+what bell has no ring but still makes the angels sing?,belle the flower
+what site can most people go on. it really easy to make things on it and it doesnt have a chat room?,riddles com
+a hill full a hole full beat you can't catch a bowl full,fog
+"there was a tornado. the power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover. as he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs. why didn't the stairs catch fire?",candles werent lit
+"what has six faces, but does not wear makeup. it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see?",sixsided die
+a city in which we can enter,electracity
+"what's clear to the eyes, made by your imagination, weary by hurt feelings, escapes only by death?",you soul
+while walking down the street i met a man. he tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i told his name. what is the man's name?,and drew andrew
+there were these scientists who found a new type of cell. they found out that every minute is duplicated to two cells. so they put them in a jar at 10: 00 and the jar was full at 12: 00. what time was it half full?,1159
+I was born before my father married my sister. and stood at my mother's grave.,priest
+"what is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?",your feet footsteps
+"what can be read, needs the use of your mind, but has a pretty dumb answer?",this riddle
+"there was a man in a car who was shot with a bullet. there was no sign of a break in, the windows were up and the doors were locked. how did he die?",his car was a convertable
+"inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. and best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!",haste
+once it was a girl name blonde she has two heads but only has one how many heads does she have?,she has 1 head
+to can get a tan then he bought some tokens how many it's are in that?,2 ts are in that
+"what can you pull outside, eat and throw away the inner parts?",mealie cob
+what do you call something green that picks on trees?,woody wood pickle
+"what is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tomorrow?",its e
+"what does almost no one want, yet almost no one wants to lose?",their job
+there are 42 pupils and 45 school pupils and 1 teacher how can the teacher teach all pupils,theach the pupils
+I zap through fast but you see me slow.,dreem
+a boy at a store cuts the pinnacle he wants to buy in half. why did he do that?,he wants it half off
+you wake up and your stuck in a brick and you only have a bat and a baseball show do you get out,three strikes and your out
+"you walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. which animal in the room is the smartest?",you hopefully
+what kind of cookie is a chocolate sandwich cookie with a creamy white filling?,oreo
+"with pointed fangs it sits in wait, with piercing force its doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, eternally joining in a single bite. what am i?",im a stapler
+"if something is "" chintzy "", what is it?",cheat
+"we are on the field for every game, and our team never loses, yet we have never scored a point. what team are we?",team of officials of course
+what vegetable do you have to scratch and spins around?,spinitch
+"what does it mean if something is "" gravy ""?",easy
+"there are two teams teams a and team be on team as no one was playing. in the middle of the match no one scored on team a, and at the end of the match team a still one. how did team a win?",no one is a peson
+only i feel this when i have emotions. so what can i feel that you can't?,my feelings
+write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven.,12111
+"name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.",needle storm potato
+there is a big tree in the forest everyday the family of 7 looks out there window and sees the big tree in their front lawn. how can the family see the tree in their front lawn if its in the forest,forest is there fornt lawn
+"a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in, he shot his self in between the eyes and lived! how did he do it and no, he's not superman or he didnt miss.",he shot his reflection
+it is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance,teenager
+"black i am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. when they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. what am i?",coal
+"there is a man that lives on the 48th floor he always takes the elevator down to the lobby and eat his lunch. he takes the elevator back up, but he stops at the 27th floor and walks up the stairs to his room. why is that?",becaues his a midget
+a woman gives birth to two boys on the same day of the same month of the same year but they're not twins how is this possible?,she also had a girl
+"if you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?",light the match first
+"a girl a horse and a dog came to a bridge. the girl rode her horse across the bridge, yet walked. how is this possible?",dogs name is yet
+"what thing was 4 legs when it was on the sky, 2 legs on the ground and legs in water?",monster
+who is silent in the parliament,alphabet a
+"a white dove flew down by the castle. along came a king and picked it up handles, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.",snow melted by the sun
+how many of each type of animals did moose take on the ark?,none it was noah
+"in the dark night flies a many - hued phantom. it soars and spreads its wings above the gloomy human crowd. the whole world calls to it, the whole world implores it. at dawn the phantom vanishes to be reborn in every heart. and every night it is born anew and every day it dies!",hope or dreams
+there is a plane that crashes on the border of california and arizona. where do you bury the survivors?,nowhere they survived
+what do you answer to but do not talk to.,email
+90 people are on the train 50 people get off and 100 people get on how many are on the train all together,140
+what would happen if all the cars in the united states were pink?,you would have a pinkcarnation
+I appear to be important to you. i go everywhere with you. my back appears to be of multi - coloured. i have two holes that's full of hair. i'm shiny. under my hair is the color pink. i can't hear nor see but i need oxygen this my best friend. can you tell me who am i?,im your nostrils
+why didn't the car up - turn when it was supposed to?,it was a oneway road
+what walks with 4 legs in the morning 2 at noon and three in the evening,centipede
+what is the longest word in the dictionary?,elastic it streches
+why did the clock get sick?,it was run down
+"I can alter the actions of a king, and leave puzzled the greatest of philosophers. what am i?",woman
+"an eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. "" what eye is like to this eye "" said the first eye, "" but in low place, not in high place. """,sun shining on daisies
+"a guy was using the bathroom behind a few bars, but when he was done he couldn't get out. why couldn't he get out?",he was in jail
+edible items purchased in large quantities,groceries
+what do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?,bloodtest
+"I am colorful, fat, red and white all over. what am i?",santa clause
+what does an angel use to start a fire?,match made in heaven
+what are 2 coins that equal 30 cents and 1 is not a nickel. and its in american coins,qaurter
+"I am above water, i am below water what am i?",water or a reflection
+why do alaskens go to the place down under?,its warm
+"when a virgin gives birth, she throws away the drapery.",banana blossoms
+it stares at you in the face all day without eyes. it speaks without a mouth. its face always changes from one thing to the next.,your television
+"if someone has "" no "", what do they have?",bodyodor
+"who are people you see everyday, but you don't know?",strangers
+what is your name and doyouspell it?,i t spell it
+what asks but never answers?,owl
+1 + 2 = 5 how is this possible ( the answer is 5 ),i lied
+boxers do this for a living and kids do it in the backseat for free,fight
+what is wrong with this mummy cow daddy cow and the baby cow,boy cows are bulls
+why did the hamburger go to the gym?,it wanted better buns
+"imagine someone was driving a semi truck and the doors wooden open, the windows turned to rubber, and there was no possible way to escape. the truck was going 100 mph, and it was heading for a cliff. what do you do?",stop imagening
+"people likes cho, mind likes the, pimp likes.",hoe
+there is a thing which you will write on the pad it comes out on a paper?,printerprinter printer
+what is a baby duck?,duckling
+what do you call a cow with no legs?,ground beef
+what kind of mind does base players chew?,basemint
+"a cowgirl rides in on a friday, stays for two days, then rides out on a friday. how is this possible?",her horse is named friday
+"as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with 7 wives, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. kids, cats, kids and wives how many were going to see. lives?",1 you
+hickory - dickory - dock! the mouse ran up the clock. the clock struck one and down did come. hickory - dickory - dock! what am i?,guillotine
+"I man is driving in his car down a highway and his car is black you can't see it and there is no street lights on, the stars aren't out, the moon is n't out and he hasn't got his street lights on a guy in pure black walk's across the road and the guy in the car swivels and misses him, how?",it was daytime
+what kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?,spyfocals
+it could be a tangy game but can also become a destructive weather phenomenon,twister
+there are 5 fish in a fish bowl 3 drawn how many are left?,5
+"there was this person, who built a baseball bench. how many people sat on it?",1 moyet
+"I suck at writing riddles. everyone hates my riddles. no one get's my riddles, and i laugh at myself when i don't know what people are talking about, and they are laughing at me. who am i?",riddlerhe sucks at doing riddles
+late afternoons i often bathe. i'll soak in water piping hot. my essence goes through my sea through clothes. used up in i; i've gone to pot. what am i?,im a tea bag
+what does tick tick woof woof,watchdog
+"what does "" l8r "" stand for?",later
+"an old lady forgets her drivers licence at home. she travels down a one way street the wrong way. she does not stop at stop signs, or stop for people crossing the road. a cop is watching her do this and he does not give her a ticket. why didn't he give her a ticket?",old lady was walking
+what has a light side a dark side and holds the rednecks world together?,ductape
+how did the father lose 125 pounds in 1 day?,his son got married
+i am white and grey. i am fuzzy. i grow on trees. i come out in the spring. what am i,pussy willow
+what the mother ghost said to the father ghost?,boohookill the boooy
+it belongs to you but you don't use it. it does not belong to other people but they use it. what is it?,your phone number
+where were english kings usually crowned?,on their heads
+it is young but not that old. it gives you money. what is it?,your mom
+the only pet who lived in a town where an inordinate number of children fell down wells,lassie
+what goes up and down at the same time,stair case
+"I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, i am in the rainbow, a jay's feather, and lapis lazuli.",blue
+"there was a mighty hunter who lived in a village. he killed a monster that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. the monster ha magic. when ever he dies, he will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. what is the missing word? he also can come alive again. what is the missing word?",vanish
+date's parents are taking their four children to sixflags next week onechilds name is april the second one is gay and the third one is just what is the fourth child name,kate cant you read
+"what is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny?",friend
+"a man is shown a portrait painting. he looks closely, then exclaims rather cryptically: "" brothers and sisters have a none, but that man's father is my father's son. "" who is the man in the portrait?",painting is of mans son
+"yo mama is so ugly she went to an "" ugly contest "", what do you think happened to her when she went to enter?",they said sorry no pros
+what side of a chicken has the most feathers?,outside of chicken
+the head is the tail and tail is the head andyour in the middle. what is it?,church
+I am what goes up but never comes down i am needed but hated i am useful in more than one way i somewhat hold the future,gas prices
+what age most travelers have?,baggage
+a child and his dad were going down the road and they had a car crash to ambulance came they went in one each they went to different hospitals and the doctor came in to operate on the child and he said no thats my son,it was is mother
+why are artists no good in sports matches?,because they keep drawing
+I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kids kits cats sacks and wives how many are going to be. lives,one i met a man
+that is brown and sticky and goes round and round,poo
+this food is a tortilla filled with cheese and sometimes chicken before being heated or cooked,quasedilla
+"held firmly in the hands, like a sword it cuts deep bloodless strokes, all, then forward we leap",paddle
+"read my riddle, i pray. what god never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. what is it?",equal
+"I am painted, i cannot run neither can i walk. what am i?",statchu
+"If you have a soft drink and you want to drink the bottom half first, how can you do that.",use a straw
+what needs water to live but can not drink it. it will die every year but reproduce many.,flower of plant with seeds
+"a boy and his father / mr. smith are driving in a car they get into a accident mr. smith died instantly and the boy was rushed to the hospital and then the doctor says "" I cant operate on this boy he is my son. "" who is the doctor?",it was his mother
+when there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. but when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. what am i?,butterfly
+"the old one runs forever, it has no voice at all. it has no lungs or throat, but it can still make a roaring call. what is it?",waterfall
+I ate one and threw away two. what is it?,oyster
+"this food is usually grilled and put between two buns, with cheese, tomato and pickles",burger
+why shouldn't you give else a balloon?,because shell let it go
+"a very pretty thing in i, fluttering in the pale - blue sky. delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. what am i?",beautiful butterfly
+a cool treat that we can eat in summer and in new riddles raabia,icecream
+"what's black, but it's red when it's green?",blackberry
+what do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?,coolmusic
+an empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. at the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. at the third stop 25 get off. how many people are on the bus at this point?,just 1 the driver
+hay. you are joe. who are u. you are not a girl. you are boy. who are you?,joe
+sounds like he works on public transportation but he really works in a restaurant.,bus boy
+im in a house. theres no doors and no windows. to get out i have to smash through the walls what am i?,chick hatching in an egg
+"you choose when i make a sound, how i make a sound and how loud it will be. i move but i dont what am i",t v
+"I am proud of a star my neighbour is 8 his name is true, my god is 4 and my name is pqrs what am i?",number 7 on phone
+a reaction to being spooked that takes its name from water - fowl,goosebumps
+"what does "" do show "" mean?",forsure
+if girls with big boobs work at shooters where do girls with one leg work?,ihop
+"the title of this book has been put into very fancy language. can you name the book? the objects, or people, have been removed from their previous localities through the power of a naturally moving phenomenon.?",gone with the wind
+"in an instant i reach the ground after being in the air, and i like to land in peoples here. what am i?",bird poop
+what do you call a sleep walking nun?,roman catholic
+"what is the "" a "" in "" pda ""?",affection
+these comes in a tin can and are best known to cure halitosis,altoids
+"you go to a cinema but there are no seats left. your friend is already inside sitting on the chair, you go inside the cinema, and you sit next to your friend. how is this possible?",someone left the cinema
+"there is a lady driving down the road, while driving she is shot in the head and dies. there is no one in the car with her, no bullet holes anywhere in the car, no cracks in the glass, the windows are rolled up and she didn't kill herself. how did she get shot?",car is a convertable
+an art - form and its colourful result,painting
+what game do cats play at birthday parties?,mewsical chairs
+"the last man on earth received a phone call, who was the caller?",woman
+what walks on its head all day?,nail in horseshoe
+"if you have a gameboard, a jacuzzi, a pool, a smoothie, game directions, cards, game pieces, etc., what else do you need?",paradise pair of dice
+what stay's in the corner but travels all over the world,stamp on an envelope
+a boy was born in 1965 and he is just turning 18 years old. how is that possible?,he was born in room1965
+"I can protect you, and all of your stuff, and if someone breaks me, they may leave in cuffs. i'll keep you from getting where you need to go, unless you possess one that only i know. what am i?",lock on a door
+"I am a key but i open no door i will never fit into any lock i help to play music but only with others of my own kind i can not do my job alone, what am i?",piano key
+I am thinking of a number from 1 to 10 what number do you think I am?,answer is 6
+what do you get when you mix lemons with gum powder?,lemonades
+"I got it in the bush. when i got it, i could not find it. the more i looked for it, the more i couldn't see it. i took it home in my hand because i could not find it. what is it?",splinter
+"the hand sows, the eyes harvest?",to read and to write
+what is a rich person's favorite type of nut?,cashew
+"what is 3 / 7 chicken, 2 / 3 cat and 2 / 4 goat?",chicago
+"empty as space, scary as a ghost, I appear every night what am i?",black
+knock knock. who's there? wannabe. wannabe who?,wannabe an actor
+"what has spots and blubber and loves to swim, andthey love fish. what are they?",sealion
+what kind of can never needs a can - opener?,pelican
+"eight and five last name and given, we are one six six six even, first in the cow, last in the oxen, three in damsel, three in vixen. what are we called",roman numerals
+a woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one - way street and turns left at a corner with a'no left'turn sign. a policeman sees her but does nothing. why?,shes walking
+"a child playing on the beach had 6 - 1 / 6 sand piles in one place and 3 - 1 / 3 in another. if he put them together, how many sand piles would he have?",one whole pile
+"our dinner guests cry that we are evil, when they notice their place in the meal. but its no big deal why; we are just one big happy tribe! and we get really fed up with people! who, what or are we?",cannibals
+"I am always with you, although you don't notice half the time. without me you would be an anomaly - but with me no one gives you a second glance.",your shirt
+what bird can lift the heavier weights?,crane
+"what is firm but soft, shows emotion, but doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you.",feelings
+"it may only be given, not taken or bought what the sinner desires, but the saint does not what is it?",forgiveness
+what kind of table has no legs,muliplication table
+"you ride into a town on Wednesday, you stay three days and leave on wednesday. how is that possible?",your horses name is wednesday
+my first is nothing but a name; my second is more small; my whole is of so little fame it has no name at all,nameless
+"I make you weak at the worst of all times. i keep you safe, i keep you fine. i make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, i visit the weak, but seldom the bold. what can i?",your fears
+"there is a big ground with black spots, and in that there are some small black soldiers which troubles the ground.",our hair
+what is a dinosaur and a pig mixed together,jurassic pork
+23 - 23 = 5 how can that be think think dont know,by mistake
+what game can you never win but never lose,one you dont play
+i'm as plain to see as black & white. i prefer to roam about at night. just don't attack or startle me. or odiferous emissions may result you see. i'm an omnivore yes it's true. but what's my name tell me do.,skunk
+"one in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years.",awnser is m
+there once was three girls jolly jolly and dolly they were so bored at home so they asked their mother if they could go out to the mall yet then after while their mother was dead and they knew but nobody told them how did they know,can read futre
+what is seen but never heard it tries to be heard but always fails only to be seen by the people who believe.,imaginary friend
+"imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrounded by tigers, you have nothing to defend yourself, what do you do?",stop imagining
+"I live in a city where everything is black. black cars, black houses, black everything. we have no electricity anywhere. one day we saw a light! how is that possible?",it was daytime
+"I can get hurt easily, if i do get hit i can fall off. it will look gross, some people bite me but not me, what am i?",toenail oviasally dahhh
+"ifyoueat - - - - - - - - - you'll die. rich people need - - - - -, poor people have - - - - - - - - - - -. put one word that fits in all those 3 blanks.",word is nothing
+"imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safe?",stop imagining
+if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what place will you be in,2nd
+"there is a three digit number the second digit is four times as big as the third digit, while the first digit is three less than the second digit what is the number?",141
+"I can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice but i am well heard what am i?",stereo
+what weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?,they both weigh one pound
+a man leaves home for work makes three left turns and then returns home to see another man wearing masks. what does the first man do for a living?,he is a baseball player
+what tree do future tellers look at?,palm tree
+if you are n. i. t. you are me.,furniture
+if a scientist is going to invent a creature so evil cruel and unusual what did it create?,human
+this lady was a cheerleader and a basketball player. oneday she had a cheerleading competition and a basketball game on the same day. so she went to the cheer leading competition uphill as the basketball game at the same time. how was she there playing at the basketball game and cheering at the cheerleading competition at the same time?,she was a twin
+"there is one that has a head without an eye, and there's one that has an eye without a head. you may find the answer if you try; and when all is said, half the answer hangs upon a thread.",pin and needle
+"a man and his son were in a traffic accident. two ambulances come and carry them to different hospitals. the son needs emergency surgery, but upon entering the room the doctor says I can not operate on him, he is my son. how is this possible? ( yes, his real dad is being cared for at another hospital. )",docter is his mother
+"what's dark, different lengths and enjoyable?",chocolate
+a man leaves home makes three left turns and on his way home he is stopped by the man in the mask. who is the man in the mask?,umpire at a baseball game
+"I live in a hot, dry, rock islands of indonesia. i eat carrion and live snakes, deer, goats and birds. i am 3m long and weighs up to 136kg. what am i?",komodo dragon
+"you can never say no to this question, but its hard for you to see, it's easy to answer and with this you became to be. what is the question?",were you born
+what animal drops from the clouds,raindeer
+both boats with holes and dirty dishes have this in common,sink
+"if there's brownie mix on first base, pudding on second base, and cookie dough on third base, then who is going to hit the ball?",cake batter
+"there were 2 men sharing a jail cell. one man asked the other, "" what are you in for? "" he said, "" I'm in for something I didn't do! "" what didn't he do?",he didnt run fast enough
+"I'm tall and twisted; narrow and fast; i'm there for a moment, but my devastation lasts. what am i?",tornado
+bottimetle what common saying is this?,time in a bottle
+it describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by,darkages
+"I am a band that does not perform, sing, or act what am i?",rubberband
+to open the door to be let in. you need this good breathing apparatus.,respirator
+when I am backwards I am one hundredth of me.,number 100
+what did one math book say together?,i have so many problems
+you are in a clothes store with no doors you have a bag. how do you get out?,you dont
+how do you wake up dead?,you cant
+what pulls you down and never lets go?,gravity
+"I come in square package, but i'am round. i contain lots of information for your computer. handle me carefully. what am i?",compact disc
+what happens when you step on a selfish cat?,it meows get it meows
+why did the coffee file a police report?,it was mugged
+"a man wakes up in the middle of the night. he knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. how can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?",man turns on light
+what do you call a funny book about eggs?,yolk book
+"if your inside your house, and all your walls face south, where is your house located?",north pole
+"ok, pay close attention. there is one room. no doors. or windows. there is a baby. with 3 men. who's bastard gets sacked so the baby can escape before the stands of time?",clark stevnson
+a man walks into me and says everything I say is a lie is he telling the truth,hes lying
+"eat us and we will give you strength, eat us and you we will makeyousuffocate, we come in many shapes and sizes, we come in one shape and size, use as a tool for your disposal, if we are lost and one is left, with little luck only one can reunite us all. who are we?",we are chips
+"what goes over the water and under the water, never touches the water?",egg inside a duck
+if a dog is on a 20 foot leash. how can it reach a bone that is 5 feet away?,leash isnt attached to anything
+what did the baby corn say to its mother?,wheres pop corn
+what is in the bathroom sometimes big sometimes small water shoots around in it,toilet
+"I smell like blue paint, pores like green paint, and i look like a red truck what am i?",redpaint
+what doesnt live but is not dead!? h hint - it coooomes from you!,poo
+"you was going the wrong way down a one way street, and the police saw you and didn't pull you over. why didn't the police stop you?",because you was walking
+"a sphere has three, a circle has two, and a point has zero what?",dimensions
+"it lives with electricity, reveals info, and travels around the world faster than the speed of sound. what is it?",internet
+I have an eye but cannot see. i am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. what am i?,im a hurricane
+what do you put in a barrel to make it less than it was?,put a hole in it
+"I'm 90 years old but will don't know who i am i have a rich history with 5 children who look down on me always cultured but recently refined, i am backwards and forward thinker at the same time i tech virtue but there is no "" r's "" in my name i am _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _",game
+"dad and the son were in separate cars and then crashed they were both sent to different hospitals and when they were going to operate the sun the doctor said "" I cant operate this guy he's my son. what happened?",mom was doctor
+"the nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. what could we possibly be?",pawns in a chess game
+hide me from your parents if you have done bad academically this year. what am i?,report card
+"one night, a witch, a king and a queen went on a three hour boat ride. after three hours past, a witch, a king and a queen got off the boat. who is left?",one night knight p
+what goes around the world and stays in a corner?,mail a stamp
+which is monsters favourite game,hide seak
+"I have wings, lay eggs, and a bird but cannot fly. what am i?",ostritch
+it can be done to buttons and shopping carts what is it?,push
+why did pikachu put its eyes in the water?,its eyes were burning
+what goes after the cat where ever it goes?,it tail
+knock knock. who's there? ben. ben who?,ben over kiss me
+I am a toy can a be any colour. i go up and down every one stand on me and bounce,pogo stick
+what kind of running means walking?,running out of gas
+"if you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. what am i?",seceret
+teddy destroyed many yards fences and houses but did not get in trouble. how?,teddy is a hurricane
+"a guy sold a pen to a customer. the seller said that it could write "" underwater "". but then the guy came back and complained that it couldnt. yet the seller was able to write "" underwater "" how did he?",he wrote the word underwater
+a runner ran a distance and turned left. he ran the same distance and made another left. he ran the same distance again and made a left. when he came home there were two masked men. who were the masked men?,cater and umpire
+"the answer i give is yes, but what i mean is no. what was the question?",do you mind
+a 16 - year - old boy was driving a moped down a one - way street in the wrong direction. a policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. the policeman paid the ticket himself. what is a logical explanation for this?,boy was policemans son
+"rail road crossing, watch out for the cars, can you spell that without any "" r's ""?",yes that
+what gets smaller as it gets fuller?,hole
+on which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?,on the outside of course
+a black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. a car coming down the road with its lights off streets around the dog. how did the driver know the dog was there?,it was daytime
+"I can see but have no eyes, i wear a robe, some fear me, others dont, i am old and boney, i have no skin. what am i?",grim reaper
+what is the air around gettysburg called?,spagettysburg
+something fun on its bum what is it,chocolate
+I hold up the sky i hold many pounds just so you know i can never fall on the * ground * i am made of the world without me you'll die the ones who survive are the ones that can fly,ground
+"what is the difference between a shiny new penny, and an old dirty quarter?",24 cents
+never trust this fellow's grin his teeth are sharp and cause his blood's as cold as icicles and he'll show no remorse! what is he?,crocodile
+what do you get when you combine roller skates and a rocking chair.,rock n roll
+a lady and a man have kids on the same day of the same year and they are not twins how can that be.,they were triplets
+a close relative of ketchup that people often spread on their dog,mustard
+a bird that is too large to fly,bigbird
+"a car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. what are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another? ( a palindrome can be read both forwards and backwards, like "" kayak "" )",110 miles 73037
+the dog climbs a wall,becaese hes dreaming
+what is at the end of nothing the end of thing but not in great,ing
+what's the world's saddest animal?,cryote
+"a hell - full, a hole - full, you cannot catch a bowl - full",mist or fog
+transportation of choice for princesses to attend balls,carriage
+"what is attached to the mind yet pierces the skull, some are born with them but do not stand tall.",horns on an animal
+what is 5 to 7 inches tall and stands up on its own?,greeting card
+what has eyes but can't see?,patato
+why didn't the man take a bath?,because he had no soap
+there is a bus full of people travelling over san franchise and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. but when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. how is this possible?,they are all married
+"if you do this once it is good, but if you do it twice it is a bad thing?",marriage or voting
+"people like this usually live in rural areas, unless they are lucky enough to strike oil and move to severely hills",hillbilly
+there is a man lying dead in his office. he is all alone and the doors and windows are locked from the inside. there are no marks on him. there is no blood. there is a sealed envelope on his desk. how did he die?,envelope was poisoned
+"what can be as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?",shadow of elephant
+imagine that you are on a boat cruising along the river. the scenes around you are perfect and the cool breeze added to the fantastic atmosphere. suddenly your boat is surrounded by crocodiles waiting to eat you up. you can't grow away because you have no cars and also no lifejacket or anything! the crocs are fast surrounding you. what will you do?!,stop imagining
+they riddler were the only peeps here,loner
+there is 3 cups of sugar on a table. you take one away. now how many doyouhave?,answer is one
+"in the ocean i live, but one touch of dry land for me, i die. what am i?",sponge
+"I can sizzle like bacon, i am made with an egg, i have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, and peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, i can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, what am i?",im a snake
+the farmer went to town on sunday stay for three days and came back on sunday. how is that possible?,horses name was sunday
+where does a coca nut tree grow from?,hawii
+what two things can you never eat for breakfast?,lunch dinner
+theres 10 fish in a fish tank. 7 of them drown. how many are left?,fishes dont drown
+why do communists write everything in lower caste?,because they hate capitalism
+what looks actually like a monkey but it isn't a monkey?,photo of a monkey
+there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. they divided by 1 / 2's. so how many people got tea?,200 people
+I am the kind of soda you must not drink what am i?,bakingsoda
+i can be fat i can be that i can go left i can go right i can go up and down what am i,presents
+"I am right, never wrong, and everyone that alive has me. what am i?",right side
+trivia me this: question: what creature can see both infra - red and ultra - violet light?,goldfish
+"the welder of the sword of isildor, and has four pint size friends, and is the dunedain white?",aragorn
+the black pearl was this type of criminal seafaring vessel,pirateship
+what is a skeleton's favorite snack?,spare ribs
+what do you give to others but still try and keep?,promise
+"a black dog stood in the middle of the street. the city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage. a car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him. how is this possible?",it was daylight
+"what has six legs, two arms and wears a hat?",cowboy
+"a mute man walks into a store, he wants to buy a toothbrush. he imitates brushing his teeth and successfully makes his purchase. next a blind man comes into the same shop, he wants to buy a comb. how does he indicate what he wants?",he simply asks for it
+why do birds fly south,its too far to walk
+what do you call a person who is afraid of santa claims?,claustraophobic
+what is easy to spot but hard to find?,talent
+"if it were possible to dig a hole to the other side of the earth, once you penetrated the other side surface should you fall back into this hole",statistics sayyes
+both the original 49ers and opportunistic women share this nickname,golddigger
+what takes you there but takes you nowhere?,bus
+"you use this in the kitchen, but you can use it like a band aid?",spatchula
+you have to get ten cows into these train carriages. [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] - [ ] there is only one cow allowed in each carriage you are not allowed to leave or kill any cows.,tencows toote toote
+imagine yours in a big steel box with absolutely no way out. how do you escape?,stop imagining it
+it happens when something has been cut with h2o,diluted
+"what's so fragile that even when you say its name, you break it?",silence
+i have an amusement park in my back yard. i wear white gloves. i love children. alot. i am black with a white face. who am i?,michael jackson
+"I can be man or animal, i can be a man or a woman, i don't have a heart so i can't be killed, tickle my feet i will not move, what can i?",statue
+they're always around. they're always adored. yeah. sure. they're aggravating sometimes. but you can't ignore them. that's for sure. who are they that we so adore.,they our brothers and sisters
+if a boy blows 18 bubbles then pops 6 eats 7 and then he pops 5 and blows 1 how many are left?,1
+what is weightless but takes two people to hold it?,friendship
+it is one more than a duet,trio
+"I open and latch shut, light and dark, creepy and calm, fierce frightening and warmth, enclosures inside of me. alive or not i store all things and often my mother is a fat lady like a star and i help you move, what am i?",box
+"a woman and daughter walked into a restaurant. a man walked past and the women both said, "" hello, father "". how is this possible?",man was a priest
+what kind of cup doesn't hold water?,cupcake hiccup
+what can elephants make that no other animals can make?,baby elephants
+why is the river rich?,because it has two banks
+"there is a museum in a desert on Monday - saturday 1, 000 of people came but on Sunday nobody came why was that",it was closed
+1 + 1 = what does it equal,it equels window
+"a girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. in 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. how old is the daughter now?",50 years old
+"I am big sink, with a curtain. i even have soap. what am i?",bathtub
+what did the bird say at the sale.,cheapcheap
+"a king, queen and two twins all lay in a large room, yet there are no adults or children in the room. how is that possible?",they are all beds
+"there are 4 cats in a room, each cat in a corner each cat sees 3 cats how many cats are there",there are 4 cats
+"jerry went out to the hardware store to buy some needed supplies. he spent half of what he had plus $ 2. 00 in the first store; half of what he had left plus $ 1. 00 in the second store; half of what he had left plus $ 1. 00 in the third store; and in the last store, half of all he had. three dollars were left over. how much money did he start with",64 00 dollars
+where do penguins keep their money?,in a snow bank
+"3 ladies went to a restaurant for a meal the bill came to ps30 so they decided to pay ps10 each, but the manager feels sorry for them so tells the waiter to give them ps5. 00 back between them, but the waiter gives them all 1ps back to stop arguments and jkepps the other ps2. 00 for himself, so that means that the ladies paid ps9. 00 each, so 3x9 = 27 + 2 = 29, so where the other ps1 gone?",this riddle has no answer
+"I can be colorful, but if really skinny, some people use my daily, some people throw me away, what am i",colored pencils
+these are needed to finish a test,answers
+what's black and white and red all over?,newspapper
+that is the only clothes that a house where,adress adress
+"a man and his son was in an accident. they were taken to separate hospitals. the surgeon at the boy's hospital said "" I can't operate on him, he is my son. "" how can this be?",surgeon is boys mom
+I am the hardest thing to create and maintain but i am very easily broken what am i?,love
+"hi my name is anthony and my mom has 3 children and their names are niyah, iesha and my mom has one more child i forgot the other child name what is the name",other cilds name is anthony
+"of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. all other vegetables must be replanted every year. what are the only two perennial vegetables?",asparagus and rhubarb
+"how much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 9 inches in diameter?",none a hole
+"what is brown when you buy it, red when you use it, and black when you throw it away?",piece of wood
+a plane crashed on the border of the united states and Mexico. where were the survivors buried?,they were survivors
+what is fish that can't swim in oil?,fishstick
+"a man was pushing his car down a road, when he saw the motel, and he knew he was bankrupt. how could this be?",he was playing monopoly
+when is a dog's tail not a tail?,when its a wagn
+"I am a basic form of life over time, i can destroy rock i may or may not produce poison and i support all life in 2 ways. what am i?",plants
+50 offense to school and 20 of all didn't,502070
+there was mixed stove candles and fruit. what do the fire first?,matches
+there is one in every corner and two in every room what am i?,o
+what question can you never answer yes to,yes
+what do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?,fried chicken
+I save lives on the ground and in the air. what am i?,seat belt
+what symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3?,decimal point
+"write eleven thousand, eleven hundred, eleven.",1214
+"I bought it and it is costly, but i use it for hanging only.",earrings
+I am 3 colors if kinda tallpeople can throw me but i will burn down the place and i will burn,3 scented candle
+I'm related to you. i'm really close to you! i'm your cousins aunt. who am i?,my mother
+which word in the english language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?,short
+"what had hands numbered 1 - 12, and tells time?",stop imagining
+1 man runs 3 blocks and then comes home and there is 2 masked men who are there?,catcher and umpier
+"can you guess what i am. you always hold me but you cant see me. only way you can see me is if im looking at me. you use me everyday without knowing. i hurt with bright lights which makes me get bigger. i make water out of thin air but you rub it then its no longer there. when you use me you give me a "" stare "" but when you dont use me. you dont know it there.",your eye balls
+what gets bigger as you take things out of it ( 2 answers )?,hole or room
+"what hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?",two pirates
+there is a certain family with both girl and boy children. each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. how many boys and girls are there in this family?,four boys and three girls
+im small and sometimes worthless i sit there and look times as you pass me by i can not move but i wish i can if im found its a good thing but only if i cant see you what am i?,penny
+why did the turtle cross the road?,going to the shellstation
+"shifting, shifting, drifting deep. below me great and mighty cities sleep. swirling, swirling, all around. i'm only where no water will be found.",desert
+"if a clock reads 3: 15, what is the length between the two hands?",hands are touching
+I run with him beside my side. for those who try to take my pride. i go with him in side the dark but this thing does not bark. he should be a woman's best friend. he gives anyone a very bad taste. what am i?,pepper spray
+I am a paper with that you get every day or week i come in a paper bin what am i?,newspaper
+"dark, feathery, and popular in baltimore",ravens
+what kind of clothes does a house wear?,dress
+what runs around a city but never moves? what am i?,city wall
+I start with f and end in luck?,firetruck
+"they can trickle down, they can tickle too. or make you sneeze, or comfort you. their rustling sound, you've rarely heard, unless you're a pillow or a bird! what are they?",they are feathers
+"If someone said they go to your house and order chicken wings and pay for them, what are you likely gonna do while eating them?",sit down inless your wierd
+what coin doubles in value when half is deducted?,half dollar
+"I'm big, i'm comfortable, but most of all i'm oh, so lazy. i have two arms, but only one foot. what am i?",lazy boy recliner
+"a mile from end to end, yet as close to you as a friend. a precious commodity, freely given. seen on the dead and on the living. found on the rich, poor, short and tall, but shared among children most of all.",simple smile
+"as I went across the bridge, i met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. how is this possible?",it was sawdust
+what is lighter than a feather and not even the strongest man in the world can carry it,easy your breath
+"as cold as stone yet hardest yetyoufind me whereyouhere I dowhat am, i?",diamon ring
+"if i tell you "" bg "", what am i saying?",begood
+what type of shoes do spies wear?,sneakers
+"you can have me but cannot hold me; gain me and quickly lose me. if treated with care i can be great, and if betrayed i will break. what am i?",trust
+what is the only word that is spelled wrong in the dictionary?,wrong
+"when it was young, it had a tail. when it grew up, it had knees.",frog
+"I am green, sticky, and salty. what am i?",buger
+"in your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet i am dead before you lay me in your heart what am i?",log
+"what does the "" w "" in "" yes "" mean?",wife
+there was a plane crash every single person died but there were two survivors how is this possible?,they were married
+"before it. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?",mt everest
+i am the opposite of the something big but i am not the shiny moon i am similar to lark but thats not a word you cannot touch me nor feel but i somtimes makeyouscared what am i?,dark
+when i go to the beach. i am found. when i go in the water i am smooth. what am i.,sand
+"journey's mother only had 3 children, april, june, and.?",april june johney
+"two words, my answer is only two words. to keep me, you must give me.",your word
+how canyoumake times go fast,by spining it
+"I will dance, i will sing, but i do not have life. how am i?",answer t v
+what kind of jokes do vegetables like?,corny jokes
+what do you call a penguin in the desert?,lost
+"one man goes to visit another man in prison. when he come to the guard house the guard says "" only family to be let in. who are you. "" the man replies "" brothers and sisters i have none, but this mans father is my fathers son. """,father of man in prison
+what question can one never give a'yes'to?,are you dead
+I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise what am i?,scar
+you throw away the outside you cook the inside then you eat the inside and you throw away the outside,i dunno
+what do you call a nazi soldier with a runny nose?,snotzi
+when i dry i get wet. what am i?,sponge
+"duels of good and evil, a fighter of good and i, revealed beside watched words, king of the black night sky. what am i?",dark
+the more there is the less you see. what is it?,fog
+"why can't a woman, who is now living in cannabis, not be buried in the usa?",because she is still alive
+"there once was a girl who was sitting in her house one day and looked up and saw a hole in the ceiling. she then heard foot ~ steps from the ceiling. she saw a shadow, big and bold. who was the shadow?",her father
+if the man said there was 40 more sweets in the shop why did 80 people come in for the sweets?,because 40 people stole them
+how many animals did moose take on board?,none it was noahs ark
+I am skinny and i am decapitated and he is always trying to get in front of me! ( he always is ) who am i?,lowercase i
+"I am as light as a feather, big as an elephant, but weighs nothing. what am i?",elephants shadow
+a man named Pete and a man named repeat where in a boat they fell out who was left,repeat then repat the question
+superman is flying at 100km / h. if superman flew for 10 and 1 quarter hours how far has he flown?,17 083333 minutes
+"I am the thing that makes oboes, clarinets, and saxaphones play what am i?",reed
+"I have no fangs, yet i constantly bite. i have no scales, yet i slither through you. what am i?",venom
+what kind of can never needs a can opener to open?,toilet
+"I saw a boat, it had lots of people on it but not a single person",cus they were all married
+"brothers and sisters I do not have, but that mans father is my fathers son. who is that - man?",thatman is your son
+"in olden days, the student of logic was given this problem: if half of 5 were 3, what would one - third of 10 be?",it would be 4
+what is a rappers favorite candy?,eminems
+I go up and down - but never move i go from place to place - but you cant see me i can affect the lives of people - but they cant affect me i am on television every day what am i?,temperature
+"lots of people love me, but those that do usually hate me. people often avoid, they want me destroyed, but never forget that i'm always enjoyed. who am i?",fat
+there was an airplane circling around the border of Canada and america. the airplane made a sudden crash right on the border. half of the people landed on parade and half landed in america. where do you bury the survivors?,no where theyre alive
+two twins were born on the same day by the same mother the both live one side of a hill they never met they'll never will meet. what are they.,there ears
+where on earth do the ways always blow from the south?,northpole
+what is black and white and has wheels?,zebrwearing roller skates
+he has a genie to thank for the fact that he married a princess,aladdin
+if you put a blue coloured wood in a green coloured water. what will happen?,it will become wet
+"what has feet and legs, and nothing else?",stockings
+"what do you have if you have "" skills ""?",skills
+"I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. when i'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me. for most animals i am a useful tool. what can i?",tooth
+what did one can say to anyone during the fancy banquet?,use the forks
+what is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?,temperature
+"what has 4 wheels, two trucks. and one deck, and is used to skateboards?",skateboard
+I have four legs and sometimes two arms. all of my people have the same basic shape but we come in many sizes and colors. what am i?,chair
+you are a bus driver. at the first stopyoudrop off 10 kids. thenyoupick up 7 kids and drop off 2. in the next two stops 4 kids are dropped off and 7 are picked up. what is the bus driver's name?,ur own name
+"what word has four "" o "" s in it?",kookoo
+"I am dumb, and know many languages, i am deaf, but still spoken to and i connect loved ones. what am i",cellfone
+there was a man who lives in a ( title ) and on the 13th floor. he goes to work every day and he hates the stairs. when it is raining he goes to the 13th floor; when it is sunny he goes to the 8th floor and takes the stairs. why is that?,he is short
+"you walked one day down the street. you found something that was worth something. you made sure you didn't lose it. it has color, size and shape. everyone of them is different. you enjoy it a lot. you like it and you count it over and over. what can i?",vending machinesi am money
+what is often returned but is never borrowed?,thanks
+the more they are the lesser you see?,ants
+"ryan wuz bragging about his school's hockey team "" in the last game, we managed to win without one man getting a goal "". since the final score was 3 to 1, how is this possible?",it wuz a gurlz team
+what is the easiest way to keep water from running?,dont pay the bill
+how many animals of each gender did moose take aboard the shark?,non noah did
+teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?,stuffed
+a man and his wife get stuck in the middle of no were in their car the man goes looking for help but when he comes back his wife is dead and there is a pool of blood as the woman is not alone and the doors and windows were locked how did she die.,she gave birth
+what goes up and down and never moves?,temperature
+what table has no legs?,times tables
+"it has rib bones and back bones. it swallows human beings whole, then spits them out alive.",house
+if you are an american in the living room than what are you in the bathroom?,eurapean
+"ripped from my ancestors home, beaten and burned, i become a bloodthirsty killer what am i?",ironore
+if you eat something that you can find outside and you won't die from it. what is it?,answer is a snowflake
+where do cows go to get drinks,farmacy
+what do rich people have that can be changed into the law,wealth
+"a man but an animal, a horn with two hands. what am i?",minotaur
+what does this mean? pot oooooooo,potatoes pot8os potatoes
+what has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?,a glove
+"what's held in a case, takes flight and spirals through the air, but never moves?",staircase
+what is the tree that we all carry in our hands?,palm
+"my voice rises above the din, sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.",doorbell
+what do you get when you dial 1234 1234 1234 56785678567800000?,big blister on your finger
+"what is greater than god, worse than the devil, the blind see it, people who can see can't see it, the rich need it, the poor have it. what is it?",nothing n_n
+"my bottom is very large, my top is small, and I have ears.",mountaineers
+I am a guy brothers and sisters i have none but the picture on the wall is the son of my fathers son. who is it?,my son
+you are in bonds. how doyouget out?,ur not in vons
+how do you start an insect race?,one two flea go
+it is a gate but we not pass through it?,colgate
+"when it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. what is it?",birthday candles
+can you guess my name?,rumplestilskin
+what is a duck's favorite snack?,quackers
+"black within, red without, with four corners, round about.",chiminey
+which kind of nuts are the softest nuts?,donuts
+"i am called white. my duty is to protect and destroy. all it takes is a sneeze and i will destroy. at the sign of a cut, i will come to protect. i will fight to my death. no matter how insignificant it may be. i am very helpful yet you can't see me. what am i?",white blood cell
+"I am what you think, I am not what you see?",you imagination
+a man is trapped in a house and his 3 rooms to get out the first room is on fire the second room has people with knives and shotguns the third room has lions that have not eaten for 3 years which room is the safest,third door lions are dead
+a little mountain cannot get,tae
+"players of regrets, old and new, sought by many, found by few. what am it?",redemption
+a cruise ship is filled with people but yet there isn't a single person on board how?,they are all married
+what goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?,stick of gum
+"if a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?",greenhouse is made of glass
+"what has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?",gove
+"we are little creatures; all of us have different features. one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. if the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. what are we?",we are vowels
+what game has a black dragon?,skool of dragons
+what is the newest place in the world?,newfoundland
+without me you will surely die. too much of me and like a pig you may lie. what am i?,food
+what has 18 legs and catches flies?,baseball team
+it flavors your food and divides the year up what is it?,season
+"it occurs once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year. what is it?",dono
+"what is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub?",bee flying backwards
+in a marble hall as white as milk lined with a skin as soft as silk within a fountain crystal clear a golden apple will appear white can the,im an egg
+what is the snake favourite subject?,hisstory
+heart with a z on it can't be fixed,broken love
+"a bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. he went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "" no left turn "" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one - way street. then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. still - he didn't break any traffic laws. why not?",he was walking
+what is the sun's favorite day of the week?,sunday
+what is red and shaped like a bucket?,red bucket
+where should you put a noisy dog?,in a barking lot
+a device for finding furniture in the dark,shin
+what do you swallow but don't vomit when having the flu?,virus
+"what is black and white, has a horn and gives milk?",milk truck
+"a man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver. the man is killed instantly. the boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. he is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. the doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says. "" I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. "" how is this possible?",doctor is boys mother
+"once there was a cat family. the mommy cat and the daddy cat was having a walk with their sonny. they were crossing the road when a car dashed quickly across the road. alas, the sonny was dead. panickstricken the sad mommy said something to the daddy. what was said by the mommy to the daddy?",miaowmiaow
+"a father and a son were in a car crash. an ambulance took the father to a hospital four miles away and the son was taken to a different hospital that was fifty miles away from the crash. when the son was taken into surgery, the surgeon said "" I can't operate on this patient, he's my son. "" how can this be?",surgan is his mother
+"i = if a man is born in freeze. raised in Mexico, moved to australia when he was 30 moved to america when he was 56, then moved back to grace where he died. what is he?",dead
+"i am thin, tall and i cannot walk but i have a tilted head. what am i!?",number 1
+"tom's height is six feet, he is an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 12 shoes. what does he weigh?",meat
+"am something, if you send me I will not go but when you are going I will follow you",ghost or spirit of human
+how can you make 7 even?,remove the s from it
+what is so fragile that when you say it's time you break it?,listen silence
+"the eight of us go forth, not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. what are we?",pawns
+"what every one has can go as fast as a speed car or as slow as a turtle those who use it become rich, famous, street smart and lonely those who dont use it are fun, envious and white what is it?",human mind
+how do dogs stop a car?,with the paws button
+"I can be seen and can be touched, but i can't be caught. what am i?",water
+"a noble device, cursed to accept disgraceful treatment. it's absence can tell a man he doesn't belong. what is it?",urinal
+how do you make 9992 = 998001 true?,999x999998001 9992999 squared
+I go really fast down and up but never stop what am i,subway bus
+I am someone you use everyday. you always walk in it. what am i?,door
+i am black and i am white i am good and bad i am powerful and i am powerless rise with me or fall to me what am i?,magic
+a nut cracker up in a tree,squirrel
+when a door is not a door?,when its ajar a jar
+"a man and his family are going for a drive, when they run out of gas. they are three miles from the nearest gas station, so the man has to walk there to get gas. he knows that they are in a bad area, so before leaving he tells his family to roll up their windows and shut their doors, which they do. when he gets back, all his family are shot dead. none of the family are homicidal or suicidal. how did they die?",car is a convertible
+I am here. only for a second. then i leave. i come again. but only for a second. and i leave. some dread me. others hope for me. some wait with great anticipation. while others are disgusted by the thought. i will continue until the end of time itself. what am i?,tommorrow
+"you have five dollars and then you walk past a newsstand, icecream truck and a coffee shop after past the coffee shop you go home and you noticed that you dont have any money why is that?",because counterfit
+"one thing, one bold, one sick, one cold. the earth we span, to prey upon man.",four horsemen of apocalypse
+what do you get when you mix your dads red paint with his white paint?,you get in trouble
+where do bugs go shopping?,at the flea market
+"I shoot, i kill bad guys and zombies. what game is it?",call of duty black ops
+"there's a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. they were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. the doctor went into the boys room and said "" I can not operate on him he is my son "". how can this be?",doctor was sons mom
+when i am up i am down. when i am left i am right. what am i?,opposite
+a chest that doesn't feel good.,coffer
+"if a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?",his brother is 13 months
+how many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks?,one complete
+"part carbon, part water, i am poison to the fishes. many have falsely claimed my name, for i am the pause that refreshes. what am i?",soda pop
+"pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth. what is she?",full moon
+what is the only question you can't answer yes to?,are you asleep
+what question can you never answer yes to.,are you alseep yet
+iyouwant to go up i will take u. ifyouwant to go down not use the stairs. just come here and stand and i will takeyouwhereeveryouwant to.,lift
+"some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgotten. for profit or gain, i'm used expertly, i can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme? what am i?",im knowledge
+ifyouwas stuck in a car with a bat that wouldyoudo,open the door
+"what has 2 holes, 4 pegs, and a scroll, hair going left to right, and a spike which is not very light",cello or double bass
+what vegetable can be arrested and for what crime?,corn for stalking
+"the police arrived at a crime scene, there is a car parked on the side of the road, there is a man inside with 2 gun shot to the heart and one to the head, the windows are up, the doors are locked and the car is still running. there is no bullet holes anywhere on the car and no puddles of blood outside the car. the police found no gun in the car. how is it possible that the man got killed?",car is a convertible
+"I live in a box, i come from a tree, i help the sick, if blank as can be, i live with copies, and i can be colorful. what can i?",tissue box full of tissues
+how does a dog stop the car?,he uses the paws button
+how do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?,snowballs
+why is the baseball field hot after a game?,all the fans left
+what kind of goose fights with snakes.,mongoose
+"you go into the forest, you get it, but you cant take it out, so you leave it, but you leave with it. what am i?",splinter
+"hoodie's mother has 3 children, april, may and what is the third child's name?",jodie
+every thing is nothing of every thing. any thing is every thing of nothing. i am every thing of nothing. i am nothing of any thing. there is but one thing i am. but every thing i am not.,every thing with out something
+why did the people laugh at the man?,because the man was laughing
+"a man is wearing a black suit, black pants, and a black ski mask, and yet people can see him. how is this possible?",it was in the day
+"my first is in field, severe bones and marrow. my second is in blade, forged in cold steel. my third is in arbalest, and also in arrows. my fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. my fifth is in honour, and also in vows my last will put an end to it all. what am i?",weapon
+"time has joined the track, he has to run around the school. every time he runs he has to pull up his pants. to runs about 5 mins and stops to pull up his pants he runs about almost half a mile in 5 min. he has to run 3 miles to make the world championships. he has to run 3 miles in 30 minutes and beat all the others with out stopping. how can he run faster with out stopping?",he needs a belt
+im long and at my point i have hairs and i go in and out your mouth. and i put white in your mouth. what am i?,tooth brush
+no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. how come?,they were orphans
+everyone has me except for a few. you may not be able to identify me but i can always identify you. what am i?,your fingerprints
+think of a number 1 through 10. add 5. then add 10. now subtract the number you started with.,is your answer 15
+why did the turkey cross the road?,to prove he wasnt chicken
+"I can't be seen, found, heard or smelled. i lie behind stars and under hills, i fill empty holes, come first and follow after. what am i?",dark
+what do spiders in silicon valley want to be when they grow up?,web designers
+"what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die?",nothing of course
+there are 8 cars in a parkway? 2 left while 4 of them came back?,there were only four carsyoubum
+he is worse then the devil. he is uglier than the wicked witch of the west. he gives out detentions like it's going out of style that same day in a minute. he has no common sense and doesn't know how to teach. he is a band teacher. who is he?,mr newsome
+how do we clap with one hand?,use a clapper
+"a man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn't die. how is that possible?",he was already dead
+If 300 pounds you saw me last night what am i?,yo mamma
+"according to the ads, this is the favorite beverage of friendly polar bears",coke
+what do you call a octopus who is a doctor?,doctopus
+is a hot chick cool or a cool chick hot,your decision
+"what is tall, and has a small friend, they're in the same grade, they go on adventures, they help they're countries day by day, but one small friend choked on american chop suey. but survived, and still they are alive.",freak the mighty
+how much is 25 cents.,quarter of dollar
+"what is lighter then a feather, can be seen by the naked eye, and when you put it into a barrel, it makes it lighter?",hole
+what is always coming but never arrives?,next day
+"there are two parts of me. the first part is like a pop can, if you do a certain action it makes a mess. the second part is sharp and thin and is used to pierce flesh. who or what am i?",shakespeare
+1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 1113213211 31131211131221 13211311123113112211 what number comes next?,11131221133112132113212221
+a cowboy rides into town on paddy and leaves four days later on payday. how is this possible?,friday is his horses name
+"I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet i am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. what am i?",sun will come up tomorrow
+10 1110 3110 what will the 4th row of numbers be?,132110
+"what is greater than god, more evil than the devil, poor men have it, rich men need it, and if you eat it. you'll die?",nothing absulutely nothing
+where could you find a meat eating fish?,at a resteront
+I am black and white all over with red! what am i?,bloody penguin
+why don't cows get sick very often?,because they have natural imoonity
+hello can be a good name but 4 at,greetin
+"if old stories say true, I could once talk like you; but for fear of becoming a slave, i was instantly mute, and grew cunning to boot, determined my freedom to save. now the god and the fool, and the rude boy at school, all endeavour to practise my art, but their efforts are vain; they pretenders remain, and must - - till the world they depart.",monkey
+"a man has one dollar in his right pocket. he goes to the store and spends 77 cents. if he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. how much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.",18 cents cmon now
+"I have two rings. i move by request. if the mixture is not right, i just sit at rest. what am i?",piston
+"there are 5 players in the all - star game: john, tyler, andrew, daniel, and drawn. one player struck out, one hit a single, one hit a double, one hit a triple, and one went yard. john hit the ball out. andrew stuck out. tyler did something better than andrew, but worse than john. drew did something worse than tyler. daniel did something better than drew. tyler did not hit a double. no boy can do the same thing as someone else. what did tyler do?",he hit a triple
+there is a creature of god whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head.,chisel
+". through holy matrimony, ring without the ceremony, within will be found paperwork bond",three ring binder
+what is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?,leekleak
+family member's make the other people break them,promises
+"my tail is long, my coat is brown, i like the country, i like the town. i can live in a house or live in a shed, and i come out to play when you are in bed. what am i?",mouse
+the a page has a certain charm feel free to disagree but something records the answer magnetic is the key! ( soyouknow the answer has to start with c! ),casette make sense
+how many'u's are in the alphabet?,3u and w
+I am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i?,people
+you have a 16 ounce glass of water. what do you add to make it 8 ounces of water?,holes
+what animal is most likely to eat a relative?,anteater
+all of a sudden when you look up you see a metal cloud. it pours alot of rain you so fast that you will catch 5. 3 in your mouth when you get out of that big rain shower are all soaked and clean. what am i?,rgular shower answer
+"I am half chinese and half puerto rican, what am i? >",ricanese
+"what does corn, ribs, and shrimp sometimes have in common?",babies
+which is the dangerous city,electrcity
+the boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl. the boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting. who's who.,their both babies
+I smell very bad and don't want to open what am i?,trash
+"I takes you away from this world, but you're not moving. you see and feel your adventure, but you're not seeing or feeling it. what are you doing?",reading a book
+there was a happy train going to a cave. he carried many people. but there were three caves. where one will he got?,happy cave
+I went across the london bridge to see my sister sadly. i tipped my hat and drew my cane now tell me what is my name?,andrew mycane
+"we are three words, nothing regimes with us and we are the only words in the english speaking language that don't have a rhyming word. we begin with o, m, and s. who are we?",silver month and orange
+"what i want is what i hate why you give is why i want those who quit are naughty but fools those who try are bound to lose to own me you must set me free and tell the truth yet lie to me the secret is as clear as day yet dark as night, so now let's play.",love
+"the man who made it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it, the man who has it can't see it. what is it?",coffinolbiously
+"a woman shoots her husband. then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. finally, she hangs him. but 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. how can this be?",woman was a photographer
+I runs around the house with out moving. what am i!,im a fence
+I have four legs but can not walk i have a back and cannot talk i am a?,chair or table
+"what has holes in it but, can contain water",sponge
+"I walk on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening. what am i?",human
+what is a man called who is crazy about walls?,wallnut
+"an old man got shot in the head in a car. the windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car. how did he get shot?",he was in a convertible
+what time does a dentist get up to leave for work,tooth hurrty
+"if a chicken laid half an egg, how much would a pound of butter weigh?",pound
+there is a dime in a glass bottle as cork seals the top of the bottle. how do you get the dime out with out pulling the cork out or breaking the glass?,you push the cork in
+"my sister bought a parrot that the store keeper claimed could repeat anything it heard. the next day, she returned angry. "" this parrot did not say a word last night! "" she yelled. how ever, the store keeper had told the truth. can you explain this?",yes the parrot was deaf
+what sandwich would you never have,peanutbutter and jellyfish sandwich
+"I am a sound that is rich and sometimes can be loud. but I can not eco anywhere no matter what, and no one knows why I can't do that, not even me.",ducks quack
+"I man was born in Greece, raised in pain, and died in sad fransico, what is he?",dead
+the woman has nine pens but she says she has ten. how do we find out the correct answer?,count the pens
+"he starts and ends 2 common english words. one painful in love, one painful in everyday matter. do you know what 2 words i must be?",heartache and headache
+"the one that can see can't hold, the one that can hold can't eat, the one that can eat can't be full.",eyeshandsmouth and stomach
+"there's one "" sport "" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. what is it?",boxing
+"as man wants to travel to new work from mine on horse, this travel would normally take about seven days, but yet he left on weekday and arrived on tuesday, how can this be",horses name is tuesday
+what do you call cheese that is not yours?,nacho cheese
+when you wear me you feel like nothings there. better than regular panties because you get a permanent wedgy from me. what am i?,im a thong
+a guy has 367 apples. you take away 34. how many apples do you have?,34 because you took 34
+how do you know if micheal jackson is having a party?,there are tricycles outside
+"what is really really hard that wintertime cant even do, but one of the dumbest men or women can do?",break a rock
+"before they split up, what were to cruise and karate holes known as?",tomkat
+why is 6 afraid of 7,because 789
+"so a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender. he tells the bartender what was wrong with him. then he said, "" man, i really need a glass of water. "" the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch. "" oh my gosh! "" the man yells, then says, "" thanks you so much! "" and walks out of the bar. what was wrong with him? hint: he asked for water, but he wasn's thirsty.",he had the hiccups
+there is a dog on one side of a lake and a woman on the other. the woman calls the dog over and when he gets there he is not wet at all. how is this possible?,lake is frozen
+why did the cookie go to the doctor?,he felt crumbly
+"I have a tail, but no body, arms, or legs. i am not a snake, what am i?",penny coin
+if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of each what would you get?,leaning tower of pizza
+what is thrown to both kings and beggars?,toilet porcelain throne
+why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?,because he stole the show
+"green, white, red, black dots. what am i?",watermelon lol
+what does a stone become when in the water?,whetstone
+"tall when seated, short when standing.",dog
+"a father ( who's a doctor ) and his son were driving in a car and they get into a horrible accident. the father dies and the son is in critical condition. the ambulance arrives and brings the son to the hospital. the doctor is about to operate on the son until the doctor said "" I can't operate on him, he's my son "". who's the doctor that won't operate on the sun?",mother is doctor
+"what is something 2 people can share, but one can not have?",friendship
+"a 16 year old girl doesn't have a good relationship with her father, and she never will. her mom doesn't ask her to try to get a relationship with him either. why not?",her father is dead
+"when you know me, i'm nothing. when you do not know me, i'm something. what am i?",im a riddle
+how many dwarfs are there in the fairy tale story of sleeping beauty?,none only snowhite has dwarfs
+what is never hungry at thanksgiving?,turkey because always stuffed
+a man drives up to a hotel. then realize that he is bankrupted. how is this possible?,game monopoly
+"a man and his son are going for a drive, and the car crashes. the father is killed, and the son is rushed to hospital in critical condition. he is just about to be operated on, when the chief surgeon says, "" I can't operate on him. he is my son. "" how is this possible?",chief surgeon is his mother
+"what kind of man usually wears makeup, has long hair, and wears high heels?",woman
+what breaks without making a sound?,break of day
+I run in fields and streets and at night i'm under the bed ready to be fed the next day. what am i?,shoes or boots
+"my first is in tea but not in leaf my second is in teapot and also in teeth my third is in caddy but not in cosy my fourth is in cup but not in rosy my fifth is in herbal and also in health my sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth my last is in drink, so what can i be? i'm there in a classroom, do you listen to me?",teacher
+"long legs, sandy thighs, a little head and no eyes. what am i?",pair of tongs
+the blue house was located on elm street. the red house was located on 31st street. where is the white house located?,washington d c
+"death and decay a room with no windows or doors walks in the night, grows in a day, is found where there is death and decay.",mushrooms
+what did the traffic light say to the car?,dont lookim changing
+you can only see it in the eyes of reflection you can only touch it in the hands of your own you can only find it in the other eyes you can only kill it in the death of your own,your face
+"i exist, but have no material form. i am made of numbers, but appear square. i build upon others of my own, but do not topple down. i sit still and do nothing, but i'm still useful. what am i?",minecraft blocks
+"I eat as you turn me, my blade cutting wood, when i am full, empty me you should. what am i?",sharpener
+this guy has been playing poker all day. he goes out into the streets and he is wearing all black. there are no lights on the streets. then a car comes toward the person wearing all black. the car has no lights on. then the car driver sees the man and goes around him. how does the car driver see the man?,its daytime
+"what is always coming, but never arrives?",tomorrw
+"I can make you successful, or make you a failure. i am totally at your command. tell me what you want to change about you and i will do it automatically. be easy with me & i'll destroy you. what am i?",habit
+what will be the snail called after becoming a sailor.,snailor
+he is not the skinniest of felines,fatcat
+"what is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?",throw it strait up
+"I am black, white, and red all over. what am i?",i an a newspaper
+in a green house there is a pink house and in the pink house there are hundreds of babies. what am i?,water melon
+"if a plane crashes between the borders of the u. s. a and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?",you wouldnt bury a survivor
+"just because the sun is out doesn't mean it's day and just because the moon is out doesn't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through. the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?",alaska
+what did the buffalo say when his son left for school?,bison
+"how is it that a man pulled the back off a computer, stuck his hand in, plugged it in and yet did not get an electric shock?",switch was off
+what is a computer virus?,terminal illness
+he was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. who is the man in the mask?,man in mask is catcher
+"a doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. how can this be?",doctor is attorneys sister
+what do you call a group of a dozen atoms?,dozen matter
+the older they are the less wrinkles they have.,tires
+some say if cute others say im messywhatam i?,dog
+what shrinks during the day but grows during the night?,silence
+I am thin although sometimes thick. i am slick although sometimes rough. i am used by an artist whom doesn't draw nor paint.,guitar pik
+"within, i clean all that is bad and is old. i make juice that's the color of gold. should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled to replace me, and beans i resemble. what can i?",kidney
+can you name the largest number that can be written with four 1's?,285311670611 which is 1111
+three men are on a boat. the boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. why?,third man was bald
+"what is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?",wholesome
+"I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. i'm found in the paws of playful kittens. what am i?",yarn
+who is the meanest goat in the west?,billy the kid
+I'm 51 feet tall. i can blow marshmallows out of my mouth. i can fly. who am i?,im in your imgination
+"two households, both alike in dignity, equal in strength, where they're besieged, across many lands, they lay their scene, from ancient crude, of light and dark, to the rock and the nightingale of land, with the monarchy at complete unrest, and infidels march to trap and test, yet in each household, a pair star - cross'd lovers fight, side by side, for husband and life, in death the conflict comes to an end, what I shall miss, this toil shallow active to mend, and begin again,",chess setchess pieces
+the preferred color of carpet in this town is red,hollywood
+when i go fast you cannot see me when i go slow you cannot see me who i am?,ans air wind
+"my first is a part of the day, my last a conductor of light, my whole to take measure of time, is useful by day and by night. what am i?",hourglass
+what happens when you breed a a lion and a tiger?,liger
+"I have a name, but it isn't my name. my face shows signs of age. i always mean the same thing, no matter what i say. i'm born in mourning, and i last'til the end of days. men plant me, but i never grow. they run from me, but i never move. they look at me and see their future, rotting in the fields where i bloom. what am i?",tombstone
+what has 3 feet but no toes?,yard stick
+""" I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will and yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. """,tommorow
+what will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?,holes
+"when young, i am sweet in the sun. when middle - aged, i can help to make you healthy. when old, i am valued more than ever what am i?",grapes
+what is the girl in couple known as julena?,selenagomez
+"a man is standing outside home, and sees a man with a mask. he started running, made three left turns, and is home again. he sees the man. whats going on?",hes playing baseball
+"you will find me with four legs, but no hair. people ride me for hours, but i don't go anywhere. without needing to be tugged, jerked or turned on, i always manage to be ready for work. what am i?",desk
+how do you get gold money? ( asap ),put it in the freezer
+an american guy died and went to hell. what were his last words?,hello hello
+"a man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. runs some more, and turns left again. he runs a bit more and turns left one more time. when he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for him. who are the masked man?",catcher and umpire
+"20 people got onto a boat they sailed across the lake to one side never stopped at all, they came back but not one single person on it, explain.",cause they were all couples
+my brother got married on 7 / 7 / 2009. my sister got married on the same day same time and same place. how?,they married each other
+what horse moves but is not alive.,rocking horse
+a man pushes a car up to a hotel pays $ 800 and pushes it away. why?,he is playing monopoly
+how can you catch a unique rabbit?,you neak up on it
+way do fish smoke to get high,seaweed
+"I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will and yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.",tomorrow your future
+"it has a head, a tail, a brown, and has no legs. what is it?",penny duh
+"12 little figures in a circle, round no legs but 2 hands and a special sound what can i?",tick tock clock
+"when you buy me i am colorless, when you use me i can turn into more than 300 different colors, when you're done with me i'm colorless again! i can be any size or shape. what am i?",markerboard
+why is it against the law for a man living in north Carolina to be buried in south Carolina?,because he is still living
+"a man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there. a guard stops him and says, "" hold it right there. only relatives can visit. "" the man says, "" brothers and sisters, i have none. that man's father is my father's son. "" how are the man and prisoner related?",prisoner is mans son
+what word when pronounced wrong is right but when pronounced right is wrong?,word is wrong
+"even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. what is it?",your word
+"what do the "" x "" marks signify in "" xoxo ""?",kisses
+birds killed millions of people. but not sent to jail. why is this?,birta was a hurricane
+"I am dark, nobody can see me, i'm very far, nothing can escape me. what am i?",black hole
+this is as light as a feather. yet nothing can hold it for too long. what am i?,im air
+"a priest says to the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. on this this day he proves himself to be right. he was really walking on the water. how does he accomplish this?",water is frozen
+"what number is greater than 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 and less than 6, it is not five?",5 369875465
+it has a mess in it it is and you sip it what is it?,mississippi
+a truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. a police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. why didn't the police officer stop him?,he was walking
+"if you combine a body part, with a verb, and a vowel, what animal can you spell?",chinchilla
+only two back bones and a thousand ribs. what am i?,railroad track
+"peater pipe picked a pack of pickled peppers, if peater pipe picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did peater pipe pick?",peck of pickeld peppers
+"brothers and sisters, I have none. but, this man's father is my father's son.",hes talking about himself
+what are the school bully's favourite colours?,blue and black
+"granny looked up from her rocking chair and said: as far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. what is it?",word knitter
+theres a monster's favorite been,human been
+all of the buildings are black and there is no electricity and all the cars are painted black and a car is coming and there is a dog who can not see or hear and how can the person in the car see the dog the person cant hear,cause daylight
+a son and father were going out for a drive and they met with a terrible accident. the father died at the spot and the son was rushed to the hospital. when it was time to operate the doctor said I can't operate on this boy because he is my son who is the doctor?,his mother
+what happens when you cross a lion and a giraffe,liraffe
+a man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy why?,he had the hicupps
+"I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. i don't stop until the day you die. what am i?",blink of an eye
+the land was while the seed was black it'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. what am i?,eye or eyeball
+"what has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet never grows?",mountain of course
+you have 3 houses next to each. each house has 1 power source of 1 of the following - water - gas - electric show brought all of these into each house and not over lap or cross lines?,not sure
+what time is when you can't breath?,air time
+"what is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it?",stickyblide bush
+which berry makes a harsh noise?,raspberry
+"my dress is tranquil when i tread the earth, or dwell at home, or drift on the water. sometimes my wings and this wide sky lift me over the dwellings of men, and then strong clouds carry me over the people. my ornaments echo loudly and melodiously, illustriously sing when i am not near the earth and stream, a sailing spirit. what am i?",swan
+what size is a very large egg wear?,eggstra large
+a bird done at every meal,swallow
+if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many. if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many. how birds and cages do you have?,4 birds3 cages
+"a kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him "" coconuts, $ 5 a dozen "" with his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut and assault team for the accepted rate of $ 3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. what's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?",he was a billionaire
+"it's dark inside, dirt surrounds me, your flesh gets eatn'away. where am i?",in a grave
+"four legs in front, two behind; its steely armor scratched and dented by rocks and sticks; still it toils as it helps feed the hungry",plough
+"a duck behind two ducks, a duck in front of two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how many ducks are there?",3
+who watching you but you cant see them?,your motha
+"anyone can play it, but no one can win it. you can play by your self or with as many people as you please, and there are no rules as to how to play it. what is it?",instrument
+which question does not have the answer'yes '?,are you sleeping
+"you give someone a dollar. you are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. how can that be?",long hair its your sister
+I become wet the moreyoubecome dry. what am i?,towl
+"ripped from my mother's womb, beaten and burned, i become a blood - thirsty player, what am i?",iron ore
+what has four eyes but cannot see.,mississippi
+finish this sentence your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!,mom
+"or a museum has a super rare diamond in a crystal casing tied on a rope tied to the ceiling. to steal the diamondyouwould need a knife right. butyouccant get a knife into the museum because there is a person with a metal detector. one day a guy walks in, cuts the rope, and steals the diamond. at the end there was a puddle of water or the floor. how did he cut the rope?",knife was made of ice
+one million feet in the air with it's back on the ground what is it?,dead millipede
+"if 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, how many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes?",60 cars
+I am one of five i am not alive the one who sent me became king the one who received me died what am i,stone
+what do people like to read,newspaper
+whats today if yesterday is the day after tomorrow?,go check your calendors
+"a woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorced, get an enollment, or legally separate. how is this possible?",she is a minister
+say fork 15 times. then say it 1 time. then say it 19 times. what do you eat soup with?,fort not fork
+im an object that reflects of other object. i am covered with many gallons of water / ice all covered with with water. in the dark you would not see it. when its light you will? what am i?,pond
+what is that you see all the time when you log in to riddles?,you are awsome
+"I am a word, my meaning means something loud, i am in past tense, i am one sllyable, it is a proven fact that i am the longest one - sllyable word. what am i?",word schreeched
+"five men were eating apples, a finished before b, but behind c. d finished before me, but behind by. what was the finishing order?",cabde
+how do you know a clock is hungry?,it goes back for seconds
+that has 100 teeth and has a monster behind it,my zipper
+what is it that someone else has to take before you can get it?,your photograph
+what is short in the west and long in the east?,youre shaddow
+what did the panda bear get when it fell out of the tree?,bamboo boos
+lighter than what I am made of. more of me is hidden than seen.,im an iceberg
+"black within and read without, with four corners round about, what am i",newspaper
+to twin walk in a bar and order a scotch on rock. the bartender put poison in both glasses the twin that drunk it fast didn't die. but the one who drunk it slow died. where was the position?,in the ice
+"a man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "" water, water. "" the bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it. the man said, "" thank you. "" and left. why?",he had hiccoughs
+"its weightless, can be seen by the naked eye, and if put in a barrel it will make it lighter.",hole in the barrel
+"500 of these fit inside the merchandise box. 499 of those can fit into 1 of them. what is it? ( no, its not the merchandise box )",trash bags
+you are running for your life in middle of no where you need to take a step. what do you do?,take a step
+what do other people use but you dont?,dumbo ur name
+the more we make the more we leave behind what are we?,foot prints
+you are in a room with no doors or windows how do you get out?,door frame
+"whatam i? i am small, a cute one, and a great one. what am i?",cutesmalland great pokemon
+"what has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together?",duck tape
+all my life i eat but when i drink i die what am i?,candle that has been lit
+so i can sizzle like diszzelbut you don't have to fizzlewhat an i!,im a fizzel
+you run to the pitch. you jump. you walk. you ride a skateboard.,your leg
+"a man is standing in front of a portrait looking at the picture of a man's face. looking at the man in the portrait he says: "" this man's father is my fathers son! "" how is the man in the portrait related to the man looking at it?",man in portrahis son
+what do you call a disease that a cow can get but your dad has?,mad dad disease
+what is the mistake in the the following question?,word is repeated
+"I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. i suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. i can be more of a hindrance than help. to my creators, i seem to be everywhere at once. what am i?",baby
+what begins at the end.,lineup at the supermarket
+what are things you can always count on?,all things you can see
+why was the night afraid of an insect?,it was a dragonfly
+my goal is to have $ 12. if i save $ 1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $ 12. if i save $ 2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $ 12. what if i saved $ 1. 50 each month? how many months would it take me to save $ 12?,8 months
+divide 30 by 1 / 2 and add ten. what is the answer?,70
+what do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward?,receding hair line
+"a man rowed up the hill on Tuesday, stayed there for 3 nights and rode down again on tuesday. how does this work?",his horse was called tuesday
+that has 4 wheels and flies,trashbucket
+a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on Friday. how is this possible?,horses name was friday
+"there was once a city that was all black - the buildings, the people, and all other things. one day, a black - painted man drove into the city with a black car, but he stopped because he saw a black cat. how is it possible if the city was all black?",it was daytime
+"my born colors are mint and cherry, usually i am covered with bright orbs and lights off fireworks circling me, what am i?",christmas tree
+"a man moves his car to the bank then suddenly becomes bankrupt, how is this possible?",he is playing monopoly
+"you see a boat filled with people. it has not sunk, but when you look again, you don't see a single person there. why?",they are all married
+what brakes but isn't brakeable?,your hart
+what can you drink but not in a cup.,fountained water
+"what is incredibly thin, that has numbers in front of it, that can be used to deposit or withdraw an amount of kind of paper like bling. and can be used at the place that keeps money.",credit card
+"im black and white, and red all over. what am i?",im a newspaper
+who is next to a king on his throne?,his queen
+"I have legs but cannot walk, who can scream but cannot talk",monkey
+i am night i am day i am light i am dark i am white i am black what am i?,opposite
+a plane crashes exactly between the borders of the united states and Canada. where do you bury the survivors?,no whereyoudont bury survivors
+this is a skateboard trick that is not possible to do. what is the trick called?,impossible
+I have no arms or legs i suck up things i am mostly black what am i,black hole
+I have a house there with nothing in it but a rocking chair it goes back and forward how does it move?,it never moved
+why was park marks buried at highgate cemetery in london?,because he was dead
+what can be touched but can't be seen?,someones heart
+"what does everybody know about but nobody has seen, some say they are real some say they are not?",aliens
+which city runs on wheel?,honda city
+say silk five times fast. spell sick. what do cows drink?,water
+"hi. my name is sdxxxggmkhujfhbvbj ( means jacks waters ) he counts 50 states and 50 books, how much did he count his books and us maps?",1234567890 he hate math
+what do math teachers name their first child.,matthew
+what's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?,to cover cows
+what is a girls book that a boy can never read,diary
+"as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to be. lives?",just the guy
+what happens to a green rock when you throw it in the red sea?,it gets wet
+"the higher you go the lower you get, what am i?",oxygen levels
+"what are you using if you "" tweet "" something?",twitter
+I live in you that i am stronger than you i cant be beaten what am i,dark side of soul
+"you are at a funeral and there is a woman that died. you see a man crying in the corner. you go up to the man and ask what connection he had to the woman. he says: "" brothers and sisters, I have none, but her father is my father's son. "" what connection does the man have with the woman who died?",he was her father
+I am hiding under a rock in a glass rectangle.,fish tank
+"I break at my beginning, silent, except for birds singing. at my end i fall but don't hit the ground at all. a new one of me may bring joy, or may bring sorrow. no one can tell, just wait for tomorrow. what am i?",day
+what makes more as you take them?,foot steps
+whats musical and likes kids?,michael jackson
+what can you break without hitting or dropping it?,promise
+"what has no 5 common sense, but know what's happening everywhere?",world
+"there is a one story house and everything in the house is green ( the floor, ceiling / wall, furniture, etc. ). you walk in and you ask what kind of shade of green the stairs. what does the tour guide say?",house is one story
+"I am a type of weather i happen any time of year i am not rain, lighting, or hail what am i.",sun shine
+"there was a murder in a circular house. the police came, he asked the cook "" did you kill the girl "" the cook said "" no i was cooking "" then he went to the electric man. the police ask the electric man "" did you kill the girl "" and he said "" no i was fixing the tv "" so the police went to the maid and ask the same question and she said "" no I was cleaning the corner "": so you kill the girl?",madebecause there was no corners
+if you have 2 quarters in you's ear what are you listening to?,50 cent
+"what is it that 20 will fill a pitcher, but one will fill a barn?",candles
+what is a turkies favorite movie?,gizzard of oz
+how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?,it paints its toenails red
+this falls from the mouths of babies and mother simpson when he sees doughnuts,drool
+there is a man standing on a bridge and there is no cars coming and nothing abnormal is happening. hejumps off. why did this man suddenly jump off the bridge,he was a bungee jumper
+"play my music, if you dare. turn my crank, although i'm square. stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare. what am i?",jackinthebox
+"a dad and his son are driving around, suddenly the car crashes and the dad instinly the son is rushed to the hospital, when the son is in the emergency / operations room the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son. who was the doctor?",his mom
+if a stopper and a bottle cost $ 2. 10 and the bottle costs $ 2. 00 more than the stopper.,five cents
+what is heavier in warm weather than cold weather?,traffic to the beach
+whats a loon when not a lion.,sealion
+there were 30 people and one umbrella. they all tried to fit under the umbrella. how many got wet?,none it wasnt raining
+"I lead the way into the unknown, and bring strength where there is fear. i am the creator of invention, and the maker of all adventure. what am i?",curiosity imagination
+what is altoido's real name,altoido
+"when my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when help i'm a bucket of water, what am i?",watermeleon
+"a man arrived into town on his horse on friday he was stood for 2 days but left on holiday, how did he leave?",his hoarses name was friday
+"what's long, different colors, make you feel like your in heaven, and is inserted somewhere?",rainbow
+my mom and dads name are red and blue. whats mine?,purple
+a man was found dead out in a field of snow. the only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. who should the police be looking for?,man in wheelchair
+"hello. hello. what is your name? i will not tell you, but i will give you clues. it has a j. it has a i. it has a u. what is my name?",justin
+what do you call an x that just took a bath?,clean x
+a car which can swim,ballon car
+"there is a coffin, the mother of the person in the coffin is the mother - in - law of your mother,. who is the person in the coffin?",your father
+"a man pushes his car to a hotel, plays the hotel owner and then pushes his car away.",he is playing mononpoly
+"I run, he runs, a stop, he runs?",my watch
+"what's heavier, a pound of rocks, or a pound of feathers?",there both one pound
+"you are awoken at 3 a. m. by a knock on your door. your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. you are confused but quickly think of what food you have. you have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. what do you open first?",door for your parents
+"dr. garrison has told all the towns people that he will get across grass lake with no assistance. he told everybody to meet him at grass lake on Sunday at 12: 00. so when everybody showed up on sunday, dr. garrison finished his task by getting across grass lake. how did he do it?",grass lake was frozen
+what's a scaredy cat's favorite dinner?,chicken wing
+what does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?,dam
+one gate which we can enter,colgate paste
+"I am served at a table, in gatherings of two or four served small, white and round. you'll love some, and that's part of the fun. what am i?",ping pong balls
+"what has 2 head, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail?",man on horse
+"a cowboy rides into town on holiday, stays five days and leaves on paddy. how is this possible?",horses name is friday
+"a ship that puts a road in order, what is it?",smoothing iron
+imagine your on a boat in the middle of an ocean surrounded by sharks. how do you escape?,quit imagining
+what is your name? what is the color of the sky? what is the opposite of town?,your name blew up
+I have a flame but i'm not a fire pit i use gas and i'm usually black sometimes right on your patio what am i?,grill
+who do witches stop for on the highway?,witchhikers
+"what animal is brown, very young, and how?",kangaroo baby joey
+I go up and down the stairs what am i,railing
+a person gave birth to a pair of twins. both were girls. the girls gave birth to quadruplets. two were boys and two were girls. the girls would give birth to how many kids. how many kids did they both give births to?,8
+"I appear to be a hulking brute, but in reality, I am a gentle giant, my name can also mean an expression of anger or frustration",aaarrrgghh
+a building where people and stories are on stage,theatre
+there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. how many pigs are there?,three pigs
+"3 words mean the same. trapdoor, water, wolf.",theyre all spiders
+what boss do corn hate the most?,kernal
+what is hot when you put in the refrigerator and when it comes out it is still hot?,hot sauce
+when you expect the unexpected what will happen?,expected
+if i told you she rest beneath the stars and is under the blade and chalice what am i referring to?,mary magdelene tomb
+theres a kid who runs away from home he runs turns left runs turns left runs turns left when he gets back home there are two guys in masks who are they?,catcher and umpierr in baseball
+whats the one thing we have all seen and we'll never see again?,yesterday
+"what your eyes think is there actually is not, but the magical image is hidden within the "" plot. "" what is it?",optical illusion
+what does the artist like to draw best?,his salary
+I have a long brunck i said tunck what am i?,elegirre
+what is a mathematician's favorite dessert?,pi
+"flat as a leaf, round as a ring; has two eyes, can't see a thing. what is it?",button
+I am red and square. what am i?,red square
+"I am born in fear, raised in truth, and i come to my own in deed. when comes a time that i'm called forth, i come to serve the cause of need. what am i?",courage
+what type of cat lays eggs?,cat fish
+"on my way to it. lives i met a man with seven wives, the seven wives had seven kids, the kids had seven cats, the cats had seven kittens, the kittens had seven mice. how many people / animals were traveling to sea. lives?",oneme
+"there is a path through the woods. it goes in one side, and out the other. how far can you walk in?",halfway
+"there was a plane crash on the border of Mexico and the bus. thousands died. it was all over the news. t. v reporters were on every day giving us the info. they just didnt figure out one thing, where to bury the survivors. do you know?",you dont bury surviors
+"fired and nine are dead on the floor. with them on the floor is shattered glass, a baseball, and water, there is an open window on the wall. what happened?",fred and jane are fish
+"im green, black, red, i live in the dark and never see daylight what am i",dont noyoutell me
+"when you catch it you can't throw it back. you don't want it when some one gives it to you. the longer it takes you to catch it, the worse it will be when you do. once you catch it there is no way you can drop it. the closer the friend you are to some one, the higher the chances of you giving them the thing they don't want. what am i talking about?",chickenpox
+"whats as high as it is low, as far as it is close, as tall as it is short, as to one side as much as the other, torn by 2 as neutral as can be?",middle
+which is the table we can eat?,its vegetable
+the one who has it does not keep it. it is large and small. it is any shape.,gift
+what has 4 years and is really long?,mississippi
+"so, a man was walking through the woods and he comes across a cabin. there were two people in the cabin but they were both dead and there was nobody / nothing around. how did they die?",plain crashed
+"what does no man want, yet no man want to lose?",job
+why is a cook bad?,he beads the eggs
+why do ducks have feathers on their butts?,to hide their butt quacks
+who pulled excalibur out of the stone? noah or moose?,neither it was king authur
+"I am only useful when i am full, yet i am always full of holes.",sponge
+i like homework. i like math. i like to give out home work. i ask many questions. i am smart. i like kids sometimes. i am part of a group. what am i?,human teacher
+what goes up and down but dosent move,staircase
+if you got hurt you would like me. if you some people think I'm too overrated and dramitized. and some people go too far. what am i?,attention
+I will be every were but you can see me who i am?,answer air
+a man is planning a trip from new york to Atlanta. to save gas he plans on taking a horse. the day that he leaves is a friday but he a arrived on the same friday. how could that be?,horses name is friday
+"there's a burden family with a miss, six, they take sips, and love me, myself and i. erase the s and leave the eye's invisible, whats the family's favorite river?",mississipi
+what has 22 legs and 2 wings?,football team
+"jacks mum has four children one is called north, the 2nd east, the 3rd south but what is the 4th?",answer is jack
+captain is too private as master is to,slave
+as my phd dad ads,fivedegrees
+"this is a pear - shaped fruit with a rough leathery skin, smooth oily edible flesh, and a large bit in the center it is most used in guacamole dip",avocado
+"there was a bus driver, 7 people got on the bus and 5 got off, 8 people got on 9 got off what is the bus drivers name.",he doesnt have one
+which jam you dont like to eat?,traffic jam
+what is the first thing you do every morning?,wake up
+what do you enter then become?,depression
+what did the meat say to the hamburger?,nice to meat you
+"what is red, white and black?",penguin holding its breath
+what do you call a dogcacher?,spot remover
+"a cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday. he stayed at the ghost town for five days. on the fifth day, he left on holiday. how is this possible?",horse was named friday
+what does hi - c stand for?,hic
+I am the word that is always spelled correctly by everyone what am i?,correctly
+the eight of us go forth not back to protect our king from a foes attack. what are we?,chess pawns
+you can do this with your friends. you can do this with your nose. but don't do it with your friend's nose!,pick
+"you can use 2 coins to make 30 cents, 1 is not a nickel, what are the 2 coins.",quarter and nickle
+a little girl is riding and said mommy are we going to catch up with the train the little girl's mother asked what train the little girl laughs and says the one that just came through. the mother then then asks the girl how does she know a train came through. how does the little girl know this?,it left its tracks
+a plane going from Mexico to california crashed on the border. where do they bury the survivors?,you dont bury suvivors
+"at young i am tall, at old i am short. what am i?",candel
+why did the computer go to the nurse?,it had a virus
+I am a good girl. i eat all my food and i drink allmy juice. i am to die for what am i?,to die for
+what do you do when a bull charges you?,pay it cash
+why didn't the oyster share its pearl?,because it was shelfish
+there was once a boy his name was that he lives in the new world what am i,troy
+"when a carpenter starts a new house, where does she strike the first nail?",on the head
+"how is it theres 25 married people in a ball room, but theres not one single person there",there all married not single
+this mexican dish is a type of flatbread made of crushed flour or cornmeal and is cooked and then enjoyed hot or cold it is used especially in making quesadillas,tortilla
+one of these is all you really need to stop a cut when it starts to bleed. what can i?,bandaid
+on christmas eve santa comes to bring the presents to the good boys and girls. but which way does he come in?,you still believe in santa
+yo mom is so fat she fell and ate a red book. how is that so?,driving drunk kills
+"angels fly, planes fly, butterflies, and birds fly. what doesn't fly?",butter
+"he's a boastful, puffed - up fellow, wearing spurs; eyes gleaming yellow. as he proudly struts about, he's in charge, there is no doubt. what is he?",he is a rooster
+what goes into the water red and comes out black?,redhot poker
+how many apples are on a cherry tree?,none it a cherry tree
+where were your parents when the lights went off?,in the dark
+"a certain man was travelling with his son and he got in on. the man died but his son survived, he was unconscious. the boy was being rushed to the hospital. when he arrived the hospital, the doctor said "" how can I treat this boy? "" "" he is my son? "" who is the doctor?",boys mother
+which is the largest room in the world?,room for improvement
+"there was an old man, he looked on the ground and drew his name on the ground. what was his name?",his name is anddrew
+"take one out and scratch my head, i am now black but once was red. what am i?",you strike it a match
+"as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks and wives. how many were going to eat. lives?",one the man
+what has a head and a tail but no body? is that possible?,quater
+what word is usually pronounced incorrectly?,incorrectly
+web ihfqbfhyavbgyfvggvft advantage avdfjgvsagfvsdgjvdugtdsav ywgbavfvedsakufvgdah b,wtf
+"two teams were playing soccer against each other. one player from team one scored a hat trick ( triple goal ). their teammates were very happy. but when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. how could this be possible?",player scored own goal
+"what is grey, has big ears, like a mouse, scared of, and has a bag?",mouse going on vacation
+what happens when you step on a cat?,it meows
+imagine that you are walking down the street and you are anaphalactic and a bee stings you. you wake up but now you do not know that you are anaphalactic so they tell you that you are and you faint. you wake up! where are you?,reading this riddle of coarse
+where do vampires put thier money?,in the bloodbank
+"two sisters are we, one is dark and one is fair in twin towers dwelling we're quite the pair one from land and one from sea tell us truly, who are we?",salt and pepper
+a man was going camping with his camel. they were supposed to be back on next today. and they were back but not the next today the today they were supposed to go on their trip. how could that be?,camels name wass tuesday
+whats the difference between the school and jail?,phone number and adress
+what starts off on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night,person
+i have four spheres but i am not around. i am in a prison of water but i do not drown. what am i?,human brain
+"I come in different shapes and sizes. part of me are curves, others are straight. you can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. what am i?",jigsaw puzzle piece
+one cow said that the other moo one baa the other moo one cow said baa the other moo. what was the first cow doing?,speaking a fogin languge
+"mate's mom had 12 children named january, febuary, march, april, boy, judge, jury, august, september, october, and november what was the last one's name?",mat himself
+why we can sleep in care,tyre
+"there is a dead man in the center of a field. he carried with him an unopened package. as he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. how did he know he was going to die?",his parachute didnt open
+the young of a pig is called piglet and the young of a owl is called owlet. what is the young of a bull called?,bullet not calf
+what do people spend a lot of money on every year but never want to use?,insurance
+"I am, in truth, a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.",lightning emily dickinson
+how do you know when a computer monitor is said?,when it breaks down
+a plane crashes between taxes and mexico. there are three survivors where do you bury them?,you dont bury survivors
+what do you get if you mix batch's fork with a vegetable?,zoochini
+pluto is a planet made up of gas. can you tell what people are used to say on pluto?,excuse me
+"what cooks in a pit, and ends with a flood, stews for quite a bit, yet when it comes out is still dripping with blood?",mammals newborn
+"I'm green most of the time multicolored sometimes, gone others i hate the cold i have many twin brothers and sisters i have one parent with many arms my parents can't move. what am i?",leaves
+"what goes up, but never goes down?",hot air
+why was 7 afraid of 9?,because 789
+one day one man on a horse went into a town on a sunday and he was there for 4 days and he went back on wednsday and goes home how is that?,horse is called wednsday
+"when touched i'm cold and i smear, when smelled i'm toxic, when viewed at i am like them, to some i am a deadly tool to get out of, what am i?",marker
+"mr. smith and his son were driving down the road and they got into this tragic accident. mr. smith died instantly but his son survived but had to go to the hospital to get operated on. when he got there the doctor said i can't operate on this child, he is my son. how is this.",doctor was his mother
+"what's wide at the bottoms, narrow at the top, and has ears?",mountain with mountainears
+"most children have me, those that have me wish not to have me. if they look at thier friend's they have to pay a price! what am i?",examination
+an art - form and a web - browser,opera
+"I'm hiding in the air, i'm hiding everywhere. under your bed, in your cupboard, i'm hiding everywhere. what am i?",oxygen
+"people often look at me, especially kids. although i have harmful light, they still look at me until they are blind. I was not used by kids when they are in school or when they do not get good results for their exams. what am i?",tablet
+"archibold flapdoodle walked outside through a pouring rain for twenty minutes without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. his clothes got soaked. how did this happen?",hes bald
+"road: : foot find the pair wherein the words are related to each other, pound: : ounce inch: : yards point: : quart minute: : second",inchyard
+"what has six legs, two heads, four ears, two hands, but walks on four feet?",horse and rider
+what has a heart but no other organs?,deck of cards
+if a plane crashes ( half in Canada and half in the united states ) where will the survivors be buried?,no where thre survivors
+makeup for finger tips. what am i?,nail polish
+justice is trying to buy a car that cost 10000 and the interest rate is 50 percent. what the total.,10005050000
+I can kill one and save another's life. i can be your friend and your enemy. i am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought.,fire or flames
+you are in a large field in north dakota. there is a ring of fire surrounding you for miles. how do you escape?,you call the firemen
+3 people are standing under an umbrella. none of them get wet. how is this possible?,not raining
+if i said hi for every time i said hi how many hi's would I say?,i said hi
+"I made thomas edison's lightbulb inventions, i made albert einsteins atomic bomb, and made the right brothers plane. what am i?",thought
+what has taken before you can get it?,your picture
+one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight they turned around to face each other they drew their swords and shot each other whats wrong with this poem?,you decide whats wrong
+what is a snowman's favorite cereal?,frosted flakes
+"I act like a lamp, but i have the sound of a bee. what am i?",bright
+I have four legs and am covered with spots but i also go in the water and can go back on land. what am i?,frog
+"in 1990, a person is 15 years old. in 1995 that same person is 10 years old. how is this possible?",years are in b c
+what goes up but never comes down?,yor age
+which tree is the most difficult to get along with?,crabtree
+"a boy walks downstairs on christmas morning in his foster parents house ( the foster parents are rich ). they have a 50 foot christmas tree outside, and the floor is an ocean of presents. there is a gold - platinum - diamond statue of jesus, and huge expensive christmas decor. the foster parents spent all of their holiday money on christmas presents, decor, tree, lights and much more. why was the kid upset?",boy was jewish
+there was a green house. inside the green house there was a white house inside the white house there was a red house. inside the red house there were lots of babies.,this is a watermelon
+"there is a lazy dog, what does he chase?",parked cars
+"the man who makes me never uses me, but the man who uses me never sees me. i am made of wood, and buried beneath ground. what am i?",dead mans coffin
+"you came to a fork in the road. one path leads to your destination, the other to a cliff 200 km away. there are two people there standing next to a sign. one who tells the truth and the other tells lies. what could you do to make sure you went to your destination?",look at the sign
+what do the tabloids call robert partisan and listen stewards?,robstew
+"together we are one, apart we are none. what are we?",body and soul
+"what is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies to people?",tebag
+"I'm down to boats, to cargo, to loads; when indoors i'm, in a way, a narrow road. what am i?",haul hall
+"old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet?",salamander
+I am dangerous and used only once. my head is pulled off then i am tossed away and never used again. what am i?,gernade
+"I saw without wings, i see without eyes. i've traveled the universe to and fro. i've conquered the world, yet i've never been anywhere but home. who am i?",im your imagination
+I am short and long. i can go by in 60 seconds just like that or i can be so slow. what am i?,minute
+"if a cow eats milk, what will it give out?",rich milk
+"when i point up it's bright, but when i point down it's dark. what am i?",light switch
+what when red from right to left is a servant but when red from left to right is a ruler?,god
+tall i am young short i am old while with light i do glow what am i?,candel
+where did they be landed when he sat?,on his beehind
+"many was working in a chemistry lab with a mixture of chemicals that was 90 % water and weighed 20 pounds. after returning to the lab from a weekend break, she calculated the mixture was now 50 % water. how much does the mixture now weigh? for purposes of this puzzle, assume the non - water part of the mixture was not affected by evaporation.",12 pounds
+what crawls and is yellow and black and doesnt fly?,beespider
+there was a king who built a ship and in that ship lived his daughter and will get the blame for saying her name and thats three times i have said it now ( you have to try and guess the girls name ),ann
+"if spring showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?",pilgrims
+"it comes without warning, and makes you cry'oh'but you never can see it or tell where it goes.",pain
+I am an activity involving pins flying into eh and what am i?,joggling
+what four - legged animal can jump higher than a house,any houses cant jump
+I have four sides in the most common shape but am skinnier than a rectangle what am i?,line
+what has to eat to live but never drinks?,fireerif
+"I am purple, pink, blue, and yellow what am i",somthing weird
+you have two coins that equal 30 cents but one is not a nickel,other one is a nickel
+how do they drink water in the south?,from dixie cups
+"a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. the bartender points a gun at the man. the man says thank you and walks out of the bar. it was a genuine thank you and the man got what he was looking for, never drinking any water or walking out with some. what happened?",man had huccups
+there is a black car with black windows wheels and rims under a street lamp but the street lamp is broken how can you see the car?,day light
+what do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?,scrooge
+"if you break me, i do not stop working. if you touch me, i may be snared. if you lose me, nothing will matter. what am i?",ones heart
+why does the number 2 hate the number 3?,because its odd
+"I am a girl, but i am a boy as well. what am i?",shemale
+"in a small town, one of the laws is that a man is not allowed to shave himself. only a licensed barber can shave a man. there is only one barber in this town. who shaves the barber?",barber is a woman
+"what kind of a problem do i have if i say i have a "" pop ""?",personal
+"what is an animal that has 3 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 1leg at night?",sphits
+"if 1 x 5 = 5, 2 x 5 = 10, 3 x 5 = 15, then what is 5 x 1?",5
+"what is something that can go up quite easily, but is not as easy to bring back down?",weight
+what does this mean? wondealicerland,alice in wonderland
+what you become during a workout,sweaty
+where do you find your dog with no legs?,right where you left him
+"there is a man going closer and closer to a field, but if he touches it he dies? why?",hes falling
+"what do you get when you cross a donkey, and another donkey?",two donkeys
+what kind of flowers do you smell under your nose,tulips because two lips
+a lady was responsible for hundreds of deaths but was never charged. how is this?,lady was madam guillotine
+"six legs, two heads, two hands, one long nose yet i use only four legs wherever i go what am i?",horseman
+a man is running home. all of a sudden he sees a guy in a mask. the man runs back from where he came from what do these men do for a living.,play baseball
+"what breaks, but never falls? what falls, but never breaks?",daybreak and nightfall
+big and fine 09 is behind. can you find what we are denying did your get the sign that was mine. look behind and your're be fine,09
+what kind of soda must you not drink?,baking soda
+"I am born on paper with twisted lines, i'm a sponge in a way and i taste awful, what am i?",moss
+what did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?,onion ring
+I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful. what am i?,paparazzi
+there is a butcher that is five foot five ( 5. 5 ). what does he weigh?,meat
+there was a man walking across a bridge the bridge could hold 90 kilos the man weighed 88 kilos the king that owned the bridge gave the man three gold bars each bar weighed a kilogram he got across the bridge without it collapsing how did he do it?,he was juggling
+how do you make seven even?,take away the s
+a man painted every speck of his house pink but the stairs were not pink were not.,house was a bungalow
+it is a standard dimension for both sandwiches and rulers,footlong
+a bear walk past a house with all sides facing south. what colours the bear?,white
+if tomorrow yesterday is today what is todays yesterdays tomorrow yesterday?,never tommorow never comes
+"about the size of a squash, he robs the whole village.",rat
+"a dozen royals gathered round, entertained by two who clowned. each king there had servants ten, though none of them were also men. the lowest servant sometimes might, defeat the king in a fair fight. a weapon stout, a priceless jewel, the beat of life, a farmer's tool. what are we talking about these folks?",deck of cards
+what is it that goes through the wood and never touches a twig?,sound
+who is the boy in the couple called kimye?,kanyewest
+what type of case can you not carry?,staircase
+makeup for finger tips what am i?,nailpolish
+what do ghosts call their parents?,transparent
+"I've got your back, but i can let you down. i can tell the truth, but i can also lie. i can be nice, but also mean. i can make you laugh, but i can make you cry. i can stay the same, but i can change. what am i?",im a sibling
+two brothers walk into a bar and start to order a drinks. one of the brothers get into a fight with the bartender. the other says dont dont do it but then he dont listens and stabbed the bartender and kills him. they both get arrested and both sent to court but the judge says i know you killed the bartender but i can not send you to prison. why cant he go to prison,because they are ajoined twins
+I have no life to live or die i have no legs to dance and no lungs to breathe yet i do all three what am i,flame
+what can't be seen smelled touched or tasted?,sound
+"this small, rolled tortilla usually has meat or cheese filling, and was originally invented in Mexico",taqitos
+it turns into a different story. what is it?,spiral staircase
+how many 9's are there between 1 and 100?,20
+"big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. what is it?",kitchen strainer
+"what has eyes but cannot see. has four legs but cannon walk. strong enough to lift a whole turkey, a sack of potatoes, and some stell yet with no arms. comes in different colors and all in different shapes and styles. yet it does the same thing. its only used during night for in the day their day light. everyone gathers around as soon as the first thing touches the ground. what can i?",im a dining table
+what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?,elephino
+what does a turkey do when he flies upside down?,he gobbles up
+no sooner spoken than broken what is it?,silence
+"I have the same name as a porcelain face, yet i carry great loads from place to place.",dolly
+"reaching stiffly for the sky, I bare my fingers when it's cold in warmth i wear an emerald glove and in between i dress in gold",deciduous tree
+what do you call a fish with no it's?,fsh
+what kind of keys cannot open?,there are monkeydonkey and turkey
+"how do you make seven, even?",you take away the s
+a woman pushing her car stops outside a hotel and immediately goes bankrupt. how did this happen!,she was playing monopoly
+there was once a man who had a room called 17no but he never went inside. why?,because there was a lion
+where it is encouraged to slam into other vehicles,bumpercars
+in the middle of night got what?,answer is g
+why did freddie not take a bath,because he wanted to stink
+"what passes on over the sun, but makes no shadow? ( there are many answers to this riddle )",air wind planets
+"2 dads and 2 sons go fishing, they each catch a fish but there were 3 fish caught. how is that?",one was a grandfather
+"a man is running, though he dares not go home for there is a man in a mask that waits for him. what is going on",they are playing baseball
+there is a street that is black. the road is black the houses are black and there are no lights on of any kind. there is this black car that comes down the road with no lights on. a black dog runs in front of the car and the car swerves and misses the dog. how did the driver see the dog?,daylight
+"my first is a number, my second another, and each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other. my first you will find is one - fifth of my second, and try my whole a long period reckoned. yet my first and my second ( nay, think not a cousin ), when added together will make but two dozen. how many am i?",four score
+what will you call a person who keeps on speaking when people are no longer interested,teacher
+large apartments. so many flats. each flat is guarded by a soldier.,honey comb
+"if you are "" joking "" on someone, what are you doing with them?",flirting
+there were 23 birds sitting on a tree and a hunter shot 1. how many left?,none they all flew away
+I am something where if you utter my name i will disappear what am i?,what you least expect slience
+"what starts with him, and ends your life?",ninja
+"one day a boy ate cookies while his wife said "" don't eat them or I'll eat your flesh for dinner "". the next week he was still alive, how?",boys dont have wives
+if you were locked inside a car and you had a hammer how would you get out?,unlock the car door
+what is often returned but never borrowed?,thanks and compliments
+"whatsoever holds a glowing sword, and has the heavy burden, with faithful companion, and has the influence of evil?",frodo baggins
+which tire does not move when a car turns right?,spare tire
+what falls often but never gets hurt?,snow rain
+"there are 5 houses one blue one red one green one yellow and one white. mrs blue lives in the blue house, or sun lives in the red house, gardener green lines in the the green house and daisy blossom lives in the yellow house. who lives in the white house?",goerge bush
+what do you call a sleeping bull?,bull dozer
+a baby is just born from a black mother and a white father. what is the color of the baby's teeth?,newborns dont have teeth
+what do climbers eat for dessert?,rock cakes
+what has people all over it on it and green on its tummy and is on this?,musterd soup
+"if a man has ten sons and each has a sister, how many children has in total.",11
+a bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why?,bird was wearing an underwear
+"some ants are taking a walk. there is an ant in front of 2 ants, an ant behind 2 antsand an between 2 ants. what is the total number of ants?",3 ants
+"there was a lady she was at a store getting eggs, bacon, cheese, and milk when a man behind her says'your single'' yes i am you could tell by my items'she said'no'he said. how did he know?",he said because your ugly
+that is always coming but never comes,tommorow
+what way do you never want to be in?,bombey
+why was it so hot after a football game?,because there wasnt any fans
+"a father and a son were in the same car and got into a car crash. they were both injured so they were taken to the hospital, but the father went into a hospital in a different city and the son went to a hospital a few minutes away. the son needed surgery, so the surgeon walked in and said I cant give him surgery he is my son. who was the doctor?",mother
+how does mother earth fish?,with north and south poles
+"there is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. he has a wife and 2 kids. what does he weigh?",butcher weighs meat
+once night a queen a king princess and a prince was on a boat the queen king princess and prince fell off the boat who was left?,nite knight
+"I must wanna buy my sister how about my mommy has a virgin "" how """,easy the kids are adopted
+"a man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. both need to be taken to the hospital. the hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. the son needs surgery and but when he gets there the surgeon says, "" I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. "" how is this possible?",surgeon is his mother
+people who make them don't use them. people who buy them dont want them. people who use them dont like them. what are they?,baby diapers
+"if you buy something, you lose me if you sell something, you get me people want it and i am only paper i start at 1 to 100 what am i?",dollar bills
+what do you buy but you never keep?,food
+"which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?",they weigh the same
+raise your right appendage high above your head turn your head to the right and you will smell this,armpit
+look at the roman numeral mix. add a symbol to it to make the number 6.,sixsix
+"who came first, the chicken or the egg?",god
+"there is a butcher that is 5'4 "". what does he weigh?",he weighs meat
+I push a car and pay a fee then i push the car again and buy a house. what am i doing,im playing monopoly
+I have a head and have a tail is not a snake. what am i,quartar
+"who smells, is cute, and is good at what they do?",soccer player
+special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.,superhero
+"what is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?",word and
+if you are in a race and you go pass the person in second place what place outside is,2nd place
+what is the symbol of your country,flag
+I have four legs but cannot run and i have two arms but i cannot grab. what am i?,chair
+"a man is incarcerated in prison, and as his punishment he has to carry a one tonne bag of sand backwards and forwards across a field the size of a football pitch. what is the one thing he can put in it to make it lighter?",hole
+"what always was, yet I can never be?",yesterday
+1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 what numbers are next?,1112213211
+"a girl is born in japan lives in africa, america, canada, perto rico, and mexico what is she?",dead
+"when they are caught, they are thrown away. when they escape, you itch all day. what are they?",fleas
+a Jewish man living in the united states cannot be buried on church grounds even if he converts to Christianity. why not?,you cant bury the living
+the number 8549176320. what makes it unique?,digits are in alphabetical order
+"this dish is defined as small pasta envelopes containing ground meat, cheese, or vegetables",ravioli
+"there are 22 people in a square room. each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his / her head or body, or moving in any way ( other than the eyes ). where can you place an orange so that all but one person can see it?",on 1 of their heads
+which hand does a nun stir her coffee with?,none she uses a spoon
+"I start with it and end with it, however i only have one t. what am i?",teapot get it one tea
+"I am the mothers child, the fathers child yet no ones son. what am i?",im their daughter
+"it is where kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war together",chess
+"there are two fat guys, how can you fit each fat guy under an umbrella without them getting wet?",it was not raining
+"who holds bolts, and gets not shock, but throws with fury, and scorches the earth?",zues
+I am the son of your grandmother and grandfather but not your uncle. who am i?,your dad
+"there is a kid, and his dad. they are driving and they have a bad wreck. the dad goes to one hospital, and the kid goes to another hospital. the doctor comes in to look at the kid, and says I can't work on him. how is that possible?",doctor is his mom
+"when the moon is full i am whole, when the moon is crescent i am halfed, when there is an eclipse i am gone, what am i?",jaffcake
+he died for people's entertainment.,gladiator
+what doyouget whenyoucross a german shepherd and a giraffe.,watchdog on the 14th floor
+make six 6's equal 1,6666 661
+"oh lord! i am not worthy! i bend my limbs to the ground i cry, yet without a sound let me drink of waters deep and in silence i will weep what am i?",willow
+"how do you make the number 7 and even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?",drop the s
+"each time you take a step you make one of me, but then you leave me behind",footprint
+a guy on a horse rode in to town on payday. he stayed three day days and left the town on friday! how is this possible?,horses name was friday
+how do you feel if you text someone this /,excited
+what do you call a lamb that knows great?,lam chop
+whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but dont really use it hunt: think outside of the box,casket
+a man is standing in the middle of a street and he has nothing to cover him but he doesnt get a hair on his head wet why,he has no hair
+"which is correct "" the yolk of the egg is white "" or "" the egg yolk is white? """,neither egg yolks are yellow
+I am plentiful in this world. i can kill one and save another. i can be invisible with the help of my friends of air and earth. i am needed in order to live.,water or h2o
+"when an elephant walks by you, you usually say, "" don't they eat peanuts? "" but when an animal is hungry it goes _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?",nuts
+"if you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?",two the two you took
+what is the first thing a gorilla learns at school?,ape b cs
+"I am black red and green, i taste good with other food but not my own. what am i?",peper
+how old is an old lady.,old enough
+"what canyoudo, but cant eat, what is green or sometimes brown or black?",poop
+"what has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet it never grows?",mountian
+"what if you were in a completely blue house with only one story or level of the house, what color are the stairs?",there are no stairs
+"a man walked over a bridge, yet he walked under the bridge. how can this be?",yet was his dog
+"I recently came back from a trip. today is today, i came back 3 days before the day after the day before tomorrow. when did i return?",sunday
+"spelled forwards i'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards i'm something you hate. what am i?",live
+"a man got shot in a car, the windows were up the doors were locked he was alone and he did'nt shoot himself. no glass was broken. how did he get shot?",he was in a convertiable
+I have a small hill with seven holes what am i?,head
+"while I did live, if food did give, which many one did daily eat now being dead, you see they tread me under feet about the street",cow
+"men can carry me to their grave, though i never truly die. i live in happiness, through people who know me. some never find me, others get children from me, yet most men look for me, instead they find someone else. what am i?",love
+a man marries 56 man 56 married 59 women he is a christian and does not break the law. how can this happen?,hes a vicar
+"across the canyon, as another, across the cliff, might be another, across the gap, is another.",crevice
+how do you stop a blonde tank?,shoot the people pushing it
+"I have billions of eyes, but i live in darkness. i have millions of ears, but have only four looms. i have no muscle and has two hemispheres. what am i?",brain
+I have no head i have a body what am i tell the name,jasim
+"you are inside a big metal box with no doors, windows, or openings. it is a complete box. how do you escape?",punch the wall down
+"I am as round as an apple, as deep as a cup, and michigan lake cant fill me up. what am i?",pastdrainer
+"what is 123451232 divided by the number of american presidents, then add the amount of russian service men, and you will get what?",winnie the pooh
+"little nanncy etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose. the longer she stands, the shorter she grows.",candle
+why did silly bully dream of him in space,because he needed some space
+one of the few vegetables that is routinely consumed with marshmallows,yam
+"a man is lying down on a railway track with a train coming towards him, the moon is not out and the train has no lights, how does the driver see him?",daylight
+what is the color of the vest sleeves,nothing vests dont have sleeves
+"boy's mother has three sons tall, pennies and who",answerthe son is bob
+my first half means container. not a lot of people understand my language. what am i?,binary
+"beach, paper, and bath - what do these items have in common?",beachtowel papertowel bathtowel
+"express 100 with 5 1s. express 100 three ways with five 5s. you can use brackets, parentheses and these signs +, -, x, /",11111100
+a plane crashes on the border of Mexico and u. s. a. where do you bury the survivors?,you dont bury survuvors
+I look like something that said the hedgehog would fun collecting.,funyuns
+"look at me. i can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or a thought to your mind. but, i can't be seen. what am i?",your memories
+I'm a famous drink that a lot of people like when there's no coffee for delight i'm a national drink that usually comes with a treat so now try to guess what I may be.,tea
+how do shells get around in the ocean?,taxi crab
+"where I may rest and you may not, upon my hoard of gems and gold, where dragons eggs stay nice and warm, my house, my home, my hall of old",my lair
+what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?,funny bunny
+if a rooster laid an egg on the roof which way would it roll?,roosters do not lay eggs
+what is ya friend but ya enemy,warewoff
+downward grows the root. outward grows the skin. upward grows the shoot. what way blows the wind?,wayward
+when you went into the woods you got me. you hated me yet you wanted to find me. you went home with me cause you couldn't find me what was it?,splinter
+"what is ugly % pretty, tall & short, fat & thin, attractive & unattractive?",living thing
+if quizzes are quizicles what are tests?,testicles
+who gets paid when they drive away their customers?,taxi drivers
+why was the belt arrested?,for holding up his pants
+hi by what's wrong? /? / / / / /? kfklasdgjkhdvnklfjdhbgjhfjasdhfljkashndgasldh dbfasdjk asdkhfajk doing what is wrong,nothing its just weird
+why was the school book sad?,it was filled with problesm
+a guy rode in to town on Friday and three days later he came back on friends how was this possible,his horses was named friday
+what goose in black turns red and comes out gray,coal
+every team needs one of these before hitting the field get pumped!,peptalk
+name the country which has a lot of fish?,finland
+what is unseemly and smells like carrots?,rabbit farts
+"twenty seven ducks are going to the pond. five of them got lost, thirteen of them are staying home, nine of them are at the pond. where are the rest of them",there arent any anywhere else
+"no head has he but he wears a hat. no feat has he but he stands up straight. on him perhaps a fairy cat, weaving a spell one evening late!",toadstool
+"I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, taking hits from leaps and dives. look inside, but do not eat, the meat in there is still alive!",thimble on finger
+"all about, but cannot be seen, can be captured, cannot be held, no throat, but can be heard. what is it?",it blows the wind
+what is red and green and spins?,frog in blender
+I could be brown or blue or black i have more than 700 teeth if you dare approach me i could kill you with one bite not many humans have seen me i'm completely out of sight,shark
+"coming in on little cat paws, once it reaches its goal, quickly back it draws. at night it reaches farther, and during the day its more subdued, whatever the weather, what ever its mood. what is it?",waves on a beach
+what is the mistake in the the following list: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?,word is repeated
+what 3 words do you get when you combine a type of boot with a verb and something up your nose? ( hint: it's a song ),boot scootin boogy
+one day a little boy named john went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. his parents were really proud of his career choice. what does john want to do?,become a photographer
+im blue not black if red not grey if yellow not brown if green not gold what am i?,rainbow
+if something you can hold also that you can find anything on me what am i?,laptop
+you have ten bars of gold and you are on the run from people who are trying to steal the gold you come across a bridge that can't hold the bars of gold and you how do you get across?,you juggle them aross
+knock no. who's there? kowse. kowse who?,kowse moo
+it is a form of mechanism invented so you can discover who is following you,rearview
+"riddle me this, riddle me that! what kind of man has bats on the brain?",batman
+"black within and red without, with four corners round and about. what is it?",chimney
+what relation to you would be your father's sister's sister in law be to you?,your mother
+what thing is in the middle of the sea?,litter e
+what can be seen but never found that only hides in the unwound?,relaxation
+a man leaves home and turns left three times. when he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. who are the two men?,umpire and catcher
+how many apples grow on a tree?,all apples grow on trees
+what are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?,oklahoma city and indianapolis
+what is it that you bump and get a tingling feeling from?,your funny bone
+I am cold to the touch but yet i burn if heard what am i?,dry ice
+"walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, what are they?",fallen leaves
+I have a tail i live in a jungle i have white spots. what am i?,tailed white hen
+a plane crashed and every single person died except for 2. how is this possible?,because they were married
+which word when pronounced right is wrong and when pronounced wrong is right?,wordwrong
+what's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?,dying
+nanma wanna male airna safari wanna nanma male airna,oppari
+"touch it and it is there, look at it there is nothing there",your ears
+a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a piece of straw ( hay ) she committed suicide but did not jump off the cliff how did she die.,she drew the shortest straw
+when i was sitting on a railing i saw a ship sailing what was the captains name if you don't know this you must be a dunce because I told you in the middle of the story,what was the captins name
+"joe's father had three son's snap, crackle and?",joe
+"roses are red, violets are blue; and i'm forever saying: i love you. what am i?",valentine
+it has the biggest wall and is also used when drinking tea,china
+"batman, archie, betty and vehicle all started as these",comicbooks
+one day a father and his son are driving down the street and all of a sudden they have a car accident. the father dies and the son is in critical condition. five mins later the ambulance comes and takes the boy to the emergency room. the nurse tells the doctor that we need to do surgery on the boy and the doctor says I cant do that and the nurse says why? and the doctor says thats my son. who is the doctor?,mom
+a man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.,it was iron bar
+"I'm never heard, never smell i'm never touched, or never felt. begin in me, and in me the more of me the less you see. i'm there in forests and underground and other places not to be found. what am i?",darkness
+"I herald the darkness which descends on all creatures; you will know my approach by moans and wracked features. i visit the hippo, hyena, and horse, but never go near snails and spiders, of course. i would circle the globe, leaping one to the other, should all the world's people ever clasp hands together. what am i?",yawn
+"a man left home. he took a right, another right and a final right. when he got back he saw two masked men. who were they?",backcatcher and umpire
+a man was at reconstruction site and a person said he broke the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be?,it was his sister
+I work when I play and play when i work what am i?,musician
+there was a bridge that could only hold 70 kg. a man who needed to get over the bridge was 68 kg but he had 3 pine apples each weighing 1 kg. how could he get over the bridge?,juggle them
+I have five i's but cannot see i have a mouth but cannot speak i have a bed but do not sleep what am i?,mississippi river
+what has many fans but is not famous?,summer time
+this riddle is about a library has alot of books!,national library
+"which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?",wrong
+a man takes his car from a railway station to a hotel. when he gets to the hotel he has lost all his money. how?,man is playing monopoly
+what drinks when not thirsty what can swim but can also drown and what eats even when its not hungry,humans
+what thing is the smallest thing on earth?,animalant
+the ones who make it don't use it the ones who buy it don't want it the ones who use it don't know it what is it?,coffin
+"what can be connected to a tree, but can be used in schools?",root
+"you are on a horse. riding into a town on sunday, you stay there for 3 days and left again on sunday. how is that possible?",horses name is sunday
+"I fly to any foreign parts, assisted by my spreading wings: my body holds in hundred hearts, say, i will tell you stranger things: when i am not in haste i ride, and then i mend my face anon; i issue fire out from my side: - - ye witty youths, this riddle on.",ship
+"in me there is a place 4 everything, and everything is in its place what am i?",file
+what did adam say the day before christmas?,its christmas eve
+plant whose name sounds like a dish full of dairy spread,buttercup
+its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it?,monkey
+"what has 1, 667, 997, 443 eyes but can not see?",people
+"if you ask someone for their "" a / s / l "" what is the "" l "" that you asking for?",location
+aliens in toy story call this their leader,claw
+"when liquid splashes me, none seeps through. when i am moved alot, liquid i spew. when i am hit, color i change. and color, i come in quite a range. what i cover is very complex, and i am very easy to flex. what am i?",im skin
+"we are two teenage metal heads, we laugh a lot, and we like "" metalica "" and "" acid. "" who are we?",beavis and butthead
+I am black and white and full of fuzz what am i?,policecar
+"I build up castles. i tear down mountains. i make some men blind, i help others to see. what am i?",sand
+what did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?,roost beef
+there was a duck floating on top of the water and a cat sleeping in her tail then the duck jumped in the water. what happened to the cat?,cat got wet
+a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package. how did he die?,package was an unopened parachute
+"walk on the living, they don't even mumble. walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. what are they?",leaves
+"there once was a little girl, a little boy, a girl, a boy, a lady, and a gentleman. upon all who can fly? why?",lady ladybugs can fly
+something green and spins 100 miles per minute,frog in a blender
+if you utter my name my name i will cease to exist what am i?,silents
+"what's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?",rhubarb
+"if you see a reflection of an analogue clock which shows 2: 30, what will be the original time?",9 30
+one day a man ate a guy name bob. what was bob's name,jone
+what type of flower grows between your nose and your chin?,two lips like tulips
+why was 7 afraid of 8?,because 7 8 9
+what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?,attire
+I live in the canopy. i rarely touch the forest floor. i hang upside down all day. i move as slow as a tortoise. my hair is brown and green. i eat tree leaves. who am i?,toedsloth
+where do salads try on clothes?,dressing room
+what is the largest tree in jamaica,halfwaytree
+you buy a parrot and the seller says it repeats every thing it hears but then he spoke to it for two weeks and never said anything and the seller said he did not lie. who is this?,parrot is deaf
+"there are 3 houses, a white one, a red one and a blue one. if the red one is to the right of the white one, and the blue one is to the right of the white one, where is the white house?",in washington d c
+which is the biggest pan in the world?,japan
+a man was shot while driving his car alone. there was no bullet holes on his car and the windows were up. how was he killed?,hes driving a chorvette
+what is the shortest bridge in the world?,bridge of yur nose
+a pony trots his way through the world on these,hoof
+what is small and thin but is so long it can be extended around the world more then once?,your veins and arteries
+this baked dish consists of an open - topped pastry case with a savory or sweet filling,flan
+what has 12 faces and 42 eyes?,pair of dice
+"what does the last "" w "" in "" view "" stand for?",worth
+"there is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. there is an unopened package next to him. how did he die? hint: as he approached the field he knew he was going to die.",failed parachute
+"they fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, i work the opposite way. what am i?",mailbox
+why are televisions attracted to people?,because people turn them on
+"I can wear a ring, i help you hear, they arent really noticable, i can be big or small, i can come in weird shapes, i have a drum inside of me. what am i?",earlob ear dahhhhh
+son. dad am so happy because my class miss asked one question no one answers dad. what is the question? son. miss asked who broke the window? dad. what doyousay?,son i broked the window
+whats black and white and red all over,skunk in blender
+you can't hear me but i'm not dead. who am i?,silence
+used to keep prisoners silent and to make temporary repairs on cars,ducttape
+why is six afraid seven?,because seven eighteat nine
+"we dwell in cottages of straw, and labour much for little gains; sweet food from us our masters draw, and then with death reward our pains.",bee hive
+"I look at you, you look at me, i raise my right, you raise your left. what am i?",your reflection in a mirror
+"where in the world is the only united states flag that will never be lowered, raised, saluted and will never age?",on the moon
+if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear does it make a sound?,theirs no answer
+romeo and juliet were found dead on the floor in a single bed room. all that was found nearby was some broken glass and some water. the house was in a remote location with nothing around except a railway station and a track. how did romeo and juliet die?,romeo and juliet were fish
+"soldiers line up spaced with pride, two long rows lined side by side. one sole unit can decide, if the rows will unite or divide. tell me, tell me, scream it out. what's the thing I talk about?",zipper
+"what murmurs, whistles, hot as a fever and vomits liquid?",tekettle
+a place where papa plays and son plays?,school
+what can be played with no rules and no winners or losers?,instruments
+that is red and black and white all over,yourre uglyli face
+"it goes in dry. it comes out wet. the longer it stays in, the better it gets. when it comes out, it drips and sags. it's not what you think it's a",teabag
+"tool of thief, toy of queen. always used to be unseen. sign of joy, sign of sorrow. giving all likeness borrowed. what am i?",mask
+"I'm done with a hand, one at a time; a motion to make words, but not to make lines; I'm known as correct, and as a way, in a way; and even if you don't take me away, none of me would be left. what am i?",writeright
+there was one passenger but many driver! how is that?,dead person
+a woman goes for vacation on Wednesday and comes back on Monday. how was he gone for a week?,week ends on sunday
+why did they let the turkey join the thanksgiving band?,because he had the drumsticks
+"count every "" f "" in the following text: finished files are the real sort of years of science fix study combined with the experience of years. how many?",6 here they are ffollowingfinishedfilesficof
+what did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?,give me my quarterback
+he has one and a person has two a citizen has three and a human being has four a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six,syllable
+how many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?,one brick
+"I am good at concealing what's real and hide what's true. sometimes, i bring out the courage in you! what am i?",makeup
+what is big and small.,tyler and nick
+what 3 digit number will give you the same answer whether you subtract 5 or divide by 5?,6 25
+"as i was going to stay. lives, i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kids kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many weren't going to be. lives?",2401 i said werent
+what do hence the eighth and permit the frog have in common?,same middle name
+"what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you?",pool table
+why was the math book so sad?,he had so many problems
+what is spelled wrong in the dictionary?,wrong because wrong is wrong
+what do you call when you get a prize every 60 minutes,hourly prize
+I am a candy that looks like a shepherd's staff. what am i?,candy cane
+what can we see that can walk on clouds.,luke skywalker
+"I'm assumed to be a gift that's priceless that can't be bought or sold, but my value is far greater than a mountain made of gold.",loyal gift of friendship
+a cowboy had to go to a business trip in Florida for 4 days. he left on sunday and returned on tuesday. how is that possible?,his horses name was tuesday
+what leaps one time out of four?,year
+what costs nothing but is very hard to find and can easily be lost?,true friendship
+one fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys,its a riddle song
+what kind of apple has a short temper?,crabapple
+people are hired to get rid of me. i'm often hiding under your bed. in time i'll always return you see. bite me and you're surely dead. what am i?,dust
+"you ponder me in your mind, i grow stronger with time and weaker all the while. i drive you crazy in your mind that's hazy. i'm a magnet to thought and a shade to your eyes, now what am i?",riddle or question
+what is half dry and half wet and it carries something and is being carried at the same time.,ship
+"I have existed for centuries, but last only a month. what am i?",lunar cycle
+imagine if you were in a sinking boat 50 miles out in the inland ocean. there was lots of sharks around the sinking boat and there was no large items in the boat to block the hole up. how would you get out of it?,stop imaginig
+if a dozen eggs cost 12 cents how much does 100 eggs cost?,1 100 cents
+Where do you go to find your favorite dogs mountain and your dogs name is rocky,rocky mountions
+what is it that no one wants yet no one wants to lose?,lawsuit
+"two boxers are in a boxing match ( regular boxing, not kick boxing ). the fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. yet no man throws a punch. how is this possible?",they are female boxers
+a guy walks into a bar and says touch! why'd he say touch?,hewalked into a pole
+I am here but yet am not standing in your doorway i am always here for you what am i?,your friend
+"If you happen to wear one of these warm garments around, you might get doused in red paint",furcoat
+"first you throw away the outside, then you cook the inside, then you eat the outside and then you throw away the inside. what am i?",corn on the cob
+some were big and some were small but they are gone and we don't have to worry at all what can i?,dinosaur
+i am circular and i get sold. i have a hole in me. but i am not a donut. what am i?,cd
+what did the crowd say to the lousy ghost comedian,boooooo
+why did the chicken cross the road?,who cares
+"yesterday i wasn't here, today i'm here, tomorrow i'll be absent too. and perhaps i'll see once a week! who i'm i?",im today
+"the fisherman loves me, doctors hates me, children loves me, what am it?",silk
+I start my diet on a day but i dont get to start my diet. what day do i start my diet,tommorro
+"my eye is always calming others because of sincerity, but when it comes to dating, I'm always flattered by a certain phrase which is simply a metaphor. what is it?",you blow me away
+a doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. how long does it take to run out of pills?,one hour
+"a man wants to know what day it is so he goes into a forest theres a unicorn which lies on thursday - sunday and theres a lion which lies monday - wednesday. so he asks the lion which day it is and he says "" well yesterday was my losing day "" and then he asked the unicorn she said "" yesterday was my losing day too. "" what day is it?",its thursday the unicorn lied
+sources in hollywood state that the men of this ancient city wore leather speedos and waxed their chests,sparta
+"two dogs are sitting on a porch "" a fat dog and a thin dog. the little dog is the son of the fat dog, but the fat dog is not the father of the thin dog. can you explain?",fat dog is mother
+an image taken from real life,photo
+"a very pretty thing in i, fluttering in the pale - blue sky. delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. what am i?",butterfly
+"he has married many women, but has never been married. who is he?",preacher
+a man forgot the secret code to open his locker. but he remembers the following clues: fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen. first number is one less than twice the second number. fourth number is one more than the second number. second number plus the third number equals ten. some of all five numbers is 30. can you find out the secret code to help him out?,74658
+"the leaves are on the fruit, the fruits is on the leaves. what is it?",pineapple
+there is a house. a person enters this house blind but exits it seeing. what is it?,school
+where do bulls get their messages?,on a bulletin board
+I twist and turn and leaves a loop. what am i?,shoelace
+"sample was out for a walk when it started to rain. he did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. his clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. how could this happen?",this man is bald
+"what can be around the the world, and around the universe, yet be thin as paper and smaller than a dime?",parenthesis the world the universe
+"what are three animals who's names and with "" key ""?",monkey donkey and turkey
+a cowboy rode to a hotel on Friday. stayed 2 days and left on ready. how is that possible,his horse was named friday
+what driver doesn't have a license?,screw driver
+"I am the creator, through thick and thin, my time is sunset when i begin. worlds of men and beasts i make, to me these things are not fake. but over and over i will kill, i am the torrent and creator but not at will. what am i?",sleeping dreamer
+"I can be a quarter, i can be a half, i can be full, but the other side of me you'll never know. what am i?!",moon
+where does a dog go when it is ill?,to a dogtor
+what shows do prisoners like to put on?,cellout sell out
+what is a sea dragons favorite meal?,fish and ships
+say my name and i am no more. what am i?,silence
+"what goes up but floats? you can go through it, but cannot hear it? what is it?",fog
+there is a bomb in the chamber of a bomber plane. the bomb is not attached to anything. the chamber is opened but the bomb doesn't come out. why is this?,plane is flying upside down
+there are three oranges you take to how many have you got?,youve got two
+what kind of dog keeps the best time?,watchdog
+"the mother, father, and baby tomato was walking and the baby tomato wouldn't keep up. so the mother asked the father to tell their baby tomato to keep up with them. so the father tomato hit the baby tomato in the head, and said.",ketchup
+"they can hurt, they can please. they can crush things with ease. picking up and letting go, is something that they always do.",your hands
+"i turn polar bears white and i will make you cry. i make guys have to pee amd girls comb their hair. i make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. i turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. ifyousqueeze me i pop. ifyoulook at me, you'll pop. canyouguess the riddle?",i dont kno yet maybe
+"I'm a word that's hardly there. take away my start, and i'm an herbal flair. what am i?",sparsely no s parsley
+where does a bee like to spell?,in a spelling bee
+what does an orange do when it takes a rest?,concentrates
+"black we are and much admired, men seek us if they are tired. we tire the horses, but comfort man, tell me this riddle if you can.",we are coal
+why cannot the 11 year old girl see the pirate movie,because it was rated arrgh
+I am white but not a cloud i am born in litters of many colors that am i,white kitten
+"I welcome the day with a show of light, i steathily came here in the night. i bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, but by the noon, alas! i'm gone. what am i?",morning dew
+what do basketball players read in their spare time?,tall tales
+why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?,no noose is good noose
+when is the best time to have lunch?,after breakfast
+in what month of the year do people eat the least amount of food?,february the shortest month
+I live for later i live for the crowd without it i am nothing what am i.,clown
+what side of the cake is left?,side that is not eaten
+there was a man who had no arms and legs. how can he get across the street?,theres no f in way
+"I can be written, i can be spoken, i can be exposed, i can be broken, what am i?",news
+usually cow gives milk. what does cow gives when earthquake occurs?,milkshake
+"my timpani play a rhythmic song, with hammer on anvil i play along. down my canal no ship sets course, and i have a stirrup that fits no horse. what am i?",obviously ear
+we are the kings hands when we play with our legs we cannot stop our hands! who are we?,we are the scissors
+what has no begging and no end?,circle
+"what work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?",roasting meat on a spit
+there is an orphan on one side of a busy high way and its parents were on the other. how does it get to its parents?,orphans dont have parents
+what two words are opposite two times with each other?,leftright
+a doctor walked into the store and said hello son. the boy looked at the doctor but did not say hello father. why is this?,doctor was boys mother
+what did teeth give their teeth friends when they were sad?,mouthwash to brighten them up
+"buckets, barrels, baskets, cans. what must you fill with empty hands?",gloves
+"a man rode into town on payday, and three days later he rode out on paddy. how?",friday is the horses name
+"if you don't know me, you are crushed. if you do know me and you tell me no, I will be crushed. what am i?",secret admirer
+what is the question you can never say yes to?,are you alseep
+what is in the middle of nowhere?,h nowhere
+"I can fill a room or just one heart. others can have me, but i can't be shared. what am i?",loneliness
+which month has 28 days in it?,every month
+there was a blind man driving a car but how could a blind man see if he was blind?,take his blind fold off
+"we capture light, and yet we don't. we reflect rays of sun, and yet we don't. without us all the world is gray and dull for everyone. what are we?",colors
+what has an arch a roof and no windows?,dog kennel
+"sample was out for a walk and it started to rain. he did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. his clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. how could this be?",samuel is blad
+I am green and red and go around 100 miles per hour. what am i?,frog in blender
+what did the big tomatoes say to the little tomatoes?,catch up
+which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones: table - - - - house,ware
+"what does the "" f "" in "" half "" stand for?",french
+what's your name? how do you spell it?,you spell it it
+there was a plane that crashed on the border of Canada and america. where did they bury the survivors?,you dont burry survivors
+"what is red when you buy it, and brown when you throw it away?",rotten apple
+"if you say "" I have a bummer "", what is it that you own?",bmw
+the green house is in this. the blue house is in texas. where is the white house?,washington d c
+$ 000 or all all all,freeforall
+I have endless make - overs but i never know my look. i can make any full room bright. what am i?,painted wall
+"what has sunday, saturday, midday, workday, wednesday, thursday, and holiday?",whole week
+I am nice and round i never touch the ground. except for 1 time when i flew across the floor and got myself stuck between a door! ow!,my head
+"kidney was in math class she was supposed to draw only one shape it had to be able to be drawn 3d, it had to have 4 sides and 4 angles and it had have at least 4 points on it, what was the shape?",cube
+a plane crashed on the border of India & pakistan where you will bury the survivors?,survivors cant die
+which game teaches us that roses have rings?,ringa ringa roses
+what is the first thing a man says when he walks into a bar?,ouch
+"my life can be measured in hours, i serve by being devoured. then, i am quick, fat, i am slow, wind is my foe. what am i?",wax of a candle
+why did tiger stick his head in the toilet?,to find pooh
+"there is a person, she sees a homeless man on the side of the road. the person gives the man 5 dollars because he was the persons relative. the homeless person however has no brothers. how can this be?",person is his sister o
+"what looks like poop, smells like poop, looks like a woman but really a man,?",megan corey
+"I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet i've been used by almost everybody. what am i?",lead in a pencil
+what am i? i am brown all over and when people clean me out i can hear and when somebody hit me i turn red what am i?,ear
+"a mother had 2 boys which were twins, they had the same mother and father, but they were not brothers, how does this work out!?",their 2nd name was not
+I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see.,tv
+what do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?,french flies
+"I am the beginning of dogfights, yet loyal to all men. a scratch on my locator from my feline friend is enough to make me chase my own end. what am i?",dog
+a doctor gives you 5 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. how long will it take you to finish the pills if you follow the doctors orders?,2 hours
+"a strange attraction compels me to hold your things most dear, yet I know it not, and feel no warmth in my holding. my brothers and i stick close together until one faces me, and then is pushed away.",magnet
+I can be simple or i can be complex. i can be found in this riddle or in everyday life. i can be shaped or even colors. what am i?,pattern
+no matter how small is the compadre he can climb a coconut tree.,ant
+"the person that makes it does'nt want it. the person that buys it does'nt need it. the person that uses it does'nt know it. they come in black, brown, or white. what is it?",coughin
+tomorrow is neither wednesday nor thursday. yesterday was not holiday or saturday. today is not thursday or sunday or midday. what is today?,today is friday
+"two people lay dead in a room. there are in a completely empty room, apart from a teddy bear. how did they die?",old age
+"there was a plane that crashed, not a single person lived. who lived?",all the couples
+"I can trap many different things and colors, ever changing, not boring. look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. what am i?",mirror or pool of water
+"I am something you want, but you cannot buy me. if i'm strong enough, then i will last forever. what am i?",friendship
+what kind of clothes do lawyers wear?,lawsuits
+I am for protection. put me on an erection. what am i?,condom
+"two bodies have died, though both joined in one. the more still i stand, the quicker i run. what am i?",hourglass
+"what is clear, but easily gets dirty. it is sometimes hard, but mostly not. somethings can live in it, but if we do well die. it might not sound important, but yes it is, and without it there will be no life.",water
+which ways more? 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of whipped cream?,neither theyre both 100 pounds
+"if you say "" zzz "" in response to something, what are you calling it?",boring
+you can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but you will why?,im an onion
+it increases and decreases yet no one see it it is not a fire and yet it can be quenched,thirst
+what runs but doesn't walk?,river or stream
+"a man is afraid to go home because there is a man in a mask waiting for him, who is the man in the mask? to find out the answer ask yes or no questions to a friend that knows the answer.",tha man is a catcher
+"two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed, yet this must say, we are full all day, and empty when we go to rest.",we are shoes
+why are teddy bears never hungry?,because they are always stuffed
+"guides travelers, never moves, always turning, never looks, always shining, never burns, looks on blue fields with each of its turns. what is it?",lighthouse compass or buoy
+"there were two mothers and two daughters, and they all went fishing. all of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.",i dont knoyoutell me
+"pat smith gives someone a dollar. pat is this person's brother, but the person is not pat's brother. how can that be?",its pats sister
+how did mr. spong get so watery by me?,i puised on him
+"what has six faces, but does not wear makeup. it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see?",die dice
+a black house is made out of black bricks. an orange house is made out of orange bricks. a purple house is made out of purple bricks. a red house is made out of red bricks. what is a green house made out of?,flowers
+what has 10 s s s and 1 c,tennessee
+what is married curry's favorite food?,fission chips
+"I can be as light as a feather, and as heavy as a boulder, i come in all shapes and sizes. what am i?",guilt
+"there is one word that stands the test of time and holds fast to the center of everything. though everyone will try at least once in their life to move around this word, but in fact, unknowingly, they use it every moment of the day. young or old, awake or in sleep, human or animal, this word stands fast. it belongs to everyone, to all living things, but no one can master it. the word is?",gravity
+"one day a man jumped from a plane without a parachute and suffered no injuries, how is that possible?",plane was on ground
+why do some fruit hate apples?,because sometimes theyre spoiled
+what clothing does a house wear.,adress
+what goes around the world but stays in a corner?,stamp hehehehehehehe
+a dying king told his two sons that the one's whose horses got to mecca last would inherit his kingdom. at first the two boy's tried to ride as slowly as possible towards mecca. that night they stayed at the local inn. they told the innkeeper their dilemma and he spoke two words to them. the next morning the boy's were racing as fast as they could to mecca. what had the innkeeper told them? remember: two words!,switch horses
+"the 22nd and the 24th president of the united states of america were born from the same father and the same mother. however, they were not brothers. how could that be?",they were the same person
+"if a plane crashed exactly on the border between the united states and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?",you dont because they survived
+I have two legs and can go in water and land what am i?,human
+"a man and his son, john, were driving to a movie theater. halfway to the theater, they get in a car crash. the man is dead and john is sent to a hospital. he is taken into surgery. when the doctor looked at john, the doctor says "" I can't operate on him. he is my son john. "" who was the doctor?",doctor was johns mother
+what does this mean? >: - ),evil
+what am i supposed to do? my teacher says spit it out and the train says they chew. what am i?,chewing gum
+where do you find a turtle with no legs?,right where you left him
+"it is a 100 percent cotton, shrinks, and is very cute!",clothes
+"pretend that your on an island with nothing with you, there's sharks around the island and want to escape. what doyoudo?",stop pretending
+a plane crashed on the south - west side of ireland. there was a little graveyard right next to the plane crash. where do you bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivers
+what are the group of sheephunters also known as?,welshmens
+"how can you see the old woman crossing the street when your driving if the moon is out but the trees are blocking the light, your headlights are broken and not a street light is on?",its daytime
+when you know what i am i am something but when you don't know what i am then i am nothing. what am i?,riddle
+"I get hurt with it in your hands, but am known to cause hurricanes.",butterfly
+a man walks down a street the man sees two ducks one walks one way and the other way but they never split how is that possible,ones the shatawe
+which animal is so lazy?,lionlazy to shave
+"what can be seen, but cannot be touched, and when put in a barrel, will make the barrel lighter?",beam of light
+what looks at you when staring at your self. what does what you do.,your reflction
+a farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. how many sheep does the farmer have left?,9
+what do you call a famous lobster?,lobstar
+why did the chicken cross the road,to go souaside
+"I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. after i go in, everything becomes tight. what am i?",screw
+there are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. why does the other monkey jump too?,monkey see monkey do
+what kind of band does not sing,rubberbands
+"what is perfect, pretty, and smart?",anna
+I am a delicious way of representing data. what am i?,pie chart
+why did the coach give his players lighters?,they lost all their matches
+"what can be nice, mean, strict",teachers
+these are the bumpy parts of your digits,knuckle
+what is big and heavy and sounds like mice.,houses
+"two birds, trying to balance in one twig.",earrings
+"the sun weight measures 300, 000 times as much as earth's, what would it weigh if it were a clerk in a butcher shop?",meat
+what do you get when you cross a clown and a goat?,silly billy
+I'm visible i'm salty i'm an ingrediant to flavor i'm open and honest i'm added from depressed i roll tenderly and tell you what i feel i shiver and release can you solve what I am?,tear
+"patriot and grace went to the casino. they went to gamble and drink. patrick said to the man "" if grace can get the jacket of the host onstage in one minute, you will have to pay grace twice as 100 gold coins, six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99, 000 of gold coins. "" the man agreed. grace one in the bet. how much did the man paid to the girl?",nothingfor grace is a dog
+there was an elephant. which part of it is the biggest?,elephants cave
+"what is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll?",russian nesting dolls
+what do you call a fish with 4 eyes?,fiiiish
+"black we are and much admired, men seek for us if they are tired. we tire the horses and comfort the man, tell me this riddle if you can.",coal
+"what can be seen with the naked eye? weighs nothing? and if you put it in a barrel, it'll make the barrel lighter?",pudding
+"I'm straight when I'm put, i'm folded when i'm press?",staple wire
+"I shed my skin for you, in darkness i guide you through. to use me for what i can combine me with god's wrath or hand.",candle
+I come in a cone but i am not good; i will be skewed if you screw with my hue; i come by the millions but you can probably only name a few. what am i?,colors
+i have a big mouth and i am also quite loud! i am not a gossip but i do get involved with everyone's dirty business. can you name me?,vacuum cleaner
+what would you call a top - notch detective,super snooper
+what is at the beginning of the end and at the end of love and time,leter e
+why is the baby and confused about his family?,all his uncles are ants
+I am the only organ in the human body that gave itself it's own name. what am i?,brain
+your mother's brother's only brother - in - law is asleep on your couch. who is asleep on your couch?,your dad
+"I'm under your face, i'm outside your mind; a biological case, pressure brings pain sometimes. what am i?",your skull
+you want to share it whenyouhave it but when you want it you't have it,secet
+a plane crashes and every single person dies. who are the survivors?,people that arent single
+what is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?,living room
+"toms mom has 4 kids where names are nickel, dime and, wonder what is the fourth kids name?",tom
+"I have a head and a tail, but not a body. i am not a snake, what am i?",qauter
+"brothers and sisters have a none, but his fathers, father is my fathers son",it the author
+what a cows favorite place to be?,at the mooooovies
+"There was a drunk man driving his car after his headlights were smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lights have been broken for weeks and were still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how?",it was daylight
+"forward and forward i go, never looking back. my limit no one knows, more of me do they lack. like a river i do flow, and an eagle i fly. now can you guess, what am i?",time i am time
+cornell bowling green lasagna berkeley,colleges
+on which day of the year do fewest people die?,february 29th
+I have 4 legs. i am faster than the other animals. i always win at cards?,cheetah
+"my first is in ocean but never in sea, my second's in wasp but never in bee. my third is in glider and also in flight, my whole is a creature that comes out at night. what am i?",owl
+I'm as light as a feather yet few can hold me. what am i?,tounge
+"bob is describing his night to his girlfriend: "" there were four main groups, each a dozen strong. each group included a couple of important and royal people, and there were comedians which we tried our best to get rid of. you would have enjoyed yourself as there were precious stones and love hearts. "" how had bob spent his evening.",he had been playing cards
+why is it that snoop dog needs an umbrella?,because of the drizzle
+"a woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. the bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. when the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "" that little girl was my daughter. "" how could that be?",secretary was girls father
+my initials are plus. i am always above a start and i never get burned. who / what am i?,number 7 on a telephone
+"I cut through evil like a double edged sword, and chaos flees at my approach. balance i single - handedly upraise, through battles fought with heart and mind, instead of with my gaze. what am i?",justice
+"one man take one day to dig a hole, how long will it take him to dig half a hole?",theres no half of hole
+"if i say "" wtg "", what am i telling you?",waytogo
+"whats weightless, visible to the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel of water it will make the barrel lighter in weight.?",hole
+"I like honey and i dont like bee's, if am yellow - brown, what am i?",winnie the pooh
+"this dip for chips is a spanish style sauce, mainly consisting of peppers, diced tomatoes and spices for a spicy flavor",salsa
+"a dragon's tooth in a mortals hand, i kill, i mame, i seperate the land. what am i?",sword
+"in what sport do the winners go backwards, while losers go forwards?",tug of war
+a famous home without color and with wings,whitehouse
+"a gleaming beach, scorching hot, gone at night, back at day. goldie locks, and beautiful sunflowers. what am i?",yellow
+"count the "" f's "" in the following text: finished files are the re - suit of years of scientific - uk study combined with the experience of years.",there are 6
+"im brown on the outside white on the inside, i have skin but no limbs, eyes and no mouth what am i?",potatoe
+1. what do you call an elephant in a phone booth?,stuck
+who prefers to travel on vines and pal around with gorillas?,tarzan
+I have two step sisters who make me work all day long and wont let me go to the dance ball.,cinderella from disney princesses
+when did the dog say food,at 500
+"it is cold and it is hot, it is white and it is dark, it is stone and it is wax, its true nature is flesh, and its color is red. what am it?",human heart
+"if, you were to dig a hole through the earth and on the other side would you come out feet first or head first?",who knows
+this crisp stick - shaped roll is often enjoyed with soup or marinara sauce,breadstick
+what sucks up everything but never lets it come out mysteryouse but in player view dark and hairy but yet so far above you never making any noise but yet so full of poise you never see it but yet you do in text books and pictures video games and stories it is totally in player view maybe even in magazines it never ever ends but if thats so just we doused it begin some say in the milky way because it is delicious to look at,black hole
+"I look at you, youlook at me, i raise my right, you raise ur left. what am i?",mirra
+"I'm a word that's hardly there. take away my start, and i'm an herbal flair. what am i?",sparsley no s parsley
+they cut doors in half and wear wooden shoes.,dutch
+"what is black, has a mowhawk, and yells and piteedafoo!?",mr t
+what is probably the most famous dinner party in history?,lastsupper
+"if you have 10 places for a horse, each spot only holding 1. how can you fit 9 horses in each spot. every spot has to be filled",ninehorses
+what will happen if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object,there is no answer
+you are driving along when you see a dog in the road there are no lights on and when you stop the car in front of the dog the dog doesnt make a noise how did you see the dog?,its daylight
+what is the smartest kind of bee?,spelling bee
+"I have keys that open no locks, i have space, but there is no room, you can enter, but you can't go in. what am i?",computer keyboard or typewriter
+if you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. who are they?,cachter and umpire
+"kids love to eat this, especially when there in this land. the bridges are made of chocolate and some houses are too. even the gingerbread house could be here too. there are even people moving my neighbors which is a horrible sight. we might get thrown around and it's large or wide.",candyland
+"I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, taking hits from leaps and dives. look inside, but do not eat, the meat in there is still alive!",thimble on a finger
+there is a guy who is going around the store trying to find green olives. he runs into two girls that look exactly alike and he asks them if they were twins. they say no but mention that they have the same birth parents and were born on the same day and year. how is that possible?,they are tripplets
+im cute and fun and run all around i live in a hole in the ground some people keep me as bet others let me run free people think my fur is neat,bunny rabbit
+I'm usually around i'm as light as a feather but thousands of men cannot carry me what am i?,bubbles
+how many wheels does a car have,5 the steering wheel
+what did the banana say to the apple?,nothing bannannas dont talk
+what did the pizza slice say to the other one to move?,pizza hut
+there was one trail in offices that the man could cross through. but there was two lions that were dying of hunger for days. how can the man cross if there are two lions dying of hunger?,two lions were already dead
+what can you throw it off a cliff and it wont pop. when you use a forek it pops. what am i?,boloon
+"I have no arms or legs yet i move the earth, what am i?",earth worm
+"I scream everyday but no human ears can hear me, yet you can see me.",flying bat
+I get something a chef always uses and a murderer always use,knive
+"what is short, has a big nose and smells funny?",jew
+a father and a son get in in a crash and go to two different hospitals. when they are about to operate on the boy the doctor says I can't operate this person is my son who is the person?,its the boys mother
+"I am very colorful, triangular, but most people don't follow my rules. what am i?",food pyrimid
+when is it acceptable to put a pickle in a car?,when the car is ajar
+"I went in the woods and got it, when i got it i couldn't get it out. so i took it home with me. what is "" it ""?",spilnter or sawdust
+"a woman leaves home, goes straight, turns left, goes straight, turns left, goes straight the same distance, turns, and comes home and there are 2 women waiting for here. who are the 2 women?",catcher and the umpire
+the z page is different twist with capes masks and sword but the man i speak of goes by another name! ( the answer has to start with z! ),zorro
+what do you call somebody with no body and no nose?,nobody knows
+you imagine that you are in a bricked up room. how do you get out?,you stop imagining
+"there is a boy and his dad who had a crash. the dad died. the son was surgery injured. when he was about to be operated on the dock. said "" I can't operate on him'cause he is my son. "" how?",doc was his mom
+what do you call a cat that hates the dark?,scardey cat
+what is green an imitates washington?,dallar bill
+if telephone = rcjcnfmlc deny what is equal to mouse?,kmsqc
+"what has a head and a tail, is brown, and has no legs?",penny
+if a rooster is on a hill and lays eggs. will it roll or remain seated?,rooster does not lay eggs
+what is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for 20 minutes?,you breath
+"i'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. i'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. by some i get hit, but all have shown fear. i'll dance to the music, though i can't hear. of names i have many, of names i have one. i'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. what am i?",shaddow
+"what is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?",windows
+"I am not alive, yet i grow to be large. i don't have lungs however i use air to pollute yours. i don't have a mouth, but water kills me. what am i?",body odor1111
+what relation would your father's sister's sister in law be to you?,your moither
+"what does the "" r "" stand for in "" repeats ""?",robert
+what goes up and down at the same time?,stairs
+"imagine you are in a steel box. the floor, the walls, and the ceiling is all steel. there is nothing in the box and the walls are closing in on you. how do you get out?",stop imagining
+"what does the "" l "" in "" rbtl "" stand for?",lines
+"a man rode into town on a payday, stayed 2 days, and left on a thursday. how is this possible?",friday was a horse
+a man and his son were walking on a cliff the man fell and died and the boy was seriously hurt and rushed to hospital and the doctor said i can operate on him as my son who is the doctor!,his mother
+one day two americans are walking down a street one is the father of the other one's son what relations are they,husband and wife
+what can go so fast but so small you can't see it and comes out of two small caves?,its a sneeze
+"this person says their smart, known world wide, hates peace and is completely not patriotic, patriotic",george busch
+"imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. splash! by the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. you struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. what do you do?",stop imagining
+"I say hello in some type of way. yet you seem to ignore me everyday. i get treated like nothing, like a piece of dirt, everytime you walk by, i get hurt. what am i?",welcome mat
+went to the store to buy a fish. the first fish was too small. the second fish was too big. asked if they had any other sizes. which size fish did i get?,medium
+if your walking down street and trip the chance of you dying is.,123
+what do you call a tick that loves math?,arithmetic
+1 1 1 1 2 1 1 3 3 1 1 4 6 4 1 1 5 10 10 5 1 what numbers come next?,1615201561
+I have a keyboard a mouse a monitor it can have internet. i can move from town to town what am i?,laptop
+there was a plane crash and there were 46 passengers. every single person dies except 2. how can this be?,survivors were married
+what does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?,paper towels
+what is the eastern bunny's favorite kind of music?,hip hop
+it is brown and round,armadilo
+a barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. what must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?,holes
+"a doctor and a boy were fishing. the boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. who was the doctor?",his mother
+rappers and or t wear these in abundance,goldchain
+"there is a kind of soothing + cooling ointment, that relief coughing, and relief of breathing. a creamy blend of herbs and other ingredients. what is the medicine called.",menthol
+what is the color of the vest's sleeves?.,vests dont have sleeves
+this company makes billions of dollars selling windows.,microsoft
+what can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?,your left hand
+"a man is running late for work and forgets to grab his umbrella and raincoat, how does he manage to not get rained on?",it doesnt rain
+I get wetter and wetter but then dryer. what am i?,towl
+a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressed in all black there were no streetlights and no moonlight a car with no headlights came racing towards him. the car managed to avoid the man. how did the driver know he was there,sun
+a hole is 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide. how much dirt is in it?,none because a hole
+one side is heavy one side is not. what can i? want a hint: one side is not,not noto lbs ton100lbs
+"I have a little house in which i live all alone. it has no doors or windows, and if i want to go out i must break through the wall. what am i?",chick in an egg
+"one day i sat on a mat, i looked up and saw a big bat, as it swooped down from the air it got caught in my hair, finally it just took my rat. what kind of riddle is it?",linerick
+I am a bomb but never,bombay
+if. 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 with 11 & 12,116 126
+you are in a house. there are 4 walls to this house. they each have a window and all 4 walls face south. a bear walks by. what color is the bear?,white
+"thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.",beehive
+I'm black and white with red all over,skunk
+frame suspension front fork wheels,motorcycle
+"I am always hungry, i must always be fed. the finger i lick will soon turn red. what am i?",flame
+where was the katscan invented,in south africa
+"marys father has five daughters. the first is called nana, the second is nine, the third is none and the fourth is nine. what is the fifth daughter name?",mary marys father
+I'm blue at day and black at night; i do contain some creatures born and died. what am i?,sea water
+there are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one. what's the answer?,birthstone
+"a man in new Mexico went to Mexico for 7 days on a house on day 12, 2007 and came back on may12 2007 how is it possible",hourses name is may122007
+what's taller sitting than standing?,dog
+seven hearts the journey will make and seven ways the heart will break flesh and bones and pouring rain come to me and ill suck your brain. what i,love
+"one breaks and never falls and one falls but never breaks, what are they?",night and day
+"there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the us to comrades. on the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the us. 3 / 4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the us?",neither you dont bury survivors
+there is an plan it crashes every single person dies 1 man survives. how is it possible?,man is married
+silver but not silver copper but gold you use it every day but who would know,spoon
+"I cannot run, i cannot talk. i cannot see, i feel your hand moving around me. what am i?",keyboard mouse
+"a man has a green car. one month later, the car is blue. what happened?",he painted it
+it takes one word to separate them; otherwise they are inseparable. what are they?,lips
+the man that builds it doesnt use it the man that needs it doesnt know it the man that wants it doesnt sell it what is it?,coffincasket
+mr. smith and his son are driving in a car. they get into a horrible accident. mr. smith dies instantly. mr. smith's son however is rushed to the emergency room. the surgeon said i cannot cooperate on this child because he is my son. how is this possible?,surgen is boys mother
+imagine. your self in a small box. there is no way possible to get out. there is no doors or ways to get out. how do you get out?,you imagine yor self out
+you will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger,pavlovian
+"known to be the fastest of my kind, I'm first known as being terrible. after time, i end up heavy.",badminton
+commits friendly home invasions one night a year,santa
+there are two boys tie and jerry they look exactly alike and their birthday is on the same day but they are not twins how is this possible?,they are triples
+"I am a word of meanings three. three ways of spelling me there be. the first is an odor, a smell if you will. the second some money, but not in a bill. the third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around. can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?",scent cent sent
+"one day there was a stressed out man. he went inside of the bathroom. he had a real gun and a real bullet and he shot himself between the eyes. there was no blood, he was still alive, and no bullet hole. how is he still alive?",he shot the mirror
+there is a plane filled with u. s. citizens and it crashed on the border of the united states and Canada where would you bury the survivors?,nowhere because they all survived
+a man and his son were driving to meet their mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the near the man passed away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how can did this be?,surgeon is mom
+what do you call a dog with a sweater?,hood pups
+"on an open field was a guy. there was nobody around, and he could not move. there was an unopened package next to him. what was the package?",parashoot
+"what has no lungs, arms, hearts, or brains, but has hair?",bubble made by bubble wands
+what has fifty heads and fifty tails?,fifty pennies
+I cry when i am sad,big cry baby
+you cannot keep me until you have given me. what am i?,your word
+how fast do librarians travel?,they book
+"there was a bus with 26 people in it. then, they decided to cross the golden gate bridge. when they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. also, no one got out from the bus. what happened?",they all got married
+why can't a man living in california be legally buried in new york ( even if it's left as an instruction in his will )?,because hes alive
+son walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. he didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. how did he do that?,sam is bald
+"what swings open every day, and can be any shape and size? what has a handle that you shake hands with every day?",door
+"I am round like a disc, i am rough, but i am flat. if you lose me, it's hard to win me back. what am i?",poker chip
+a man and a dog were walking on a street. the man rode yet walked. how is this possible?,yet was the dogs name
+"allison is having a party. she want 2 invite 6 friends. they are annie, darian, haleigh, jayne, and who. who is the 6th person?",ellie
+a ship is filled with people yet there is not a single person on board. how can that be?,everyone on board was married
+"as I was going to stay. lives, i met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going down to eat. lives?",one person
+all my 5 senses are perfect. but i can't run play tennis or do any type of athletics the only thing I can do in athletics is throw a ball in a hoop. why can't i do any type of activity ( athletics )?,i have no legs
+sport olympians use this to get high jump up in the air,pole
+when i go up i am the present when i go down i am the past what am i,see saw
+people buy me to eat but they never eat me. what am i?,plates and cutlery
+"I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. they touch me and i give a false good feeling. once i shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. for many i am "" to die for "". what am i?",im a cigarette
+a person shot an eagle. a cop watched but did nothing. why?,person was playing golf
+"that has 2 horns, 6 legs, 4 eyes and has 2 boots",bull and the bull rider
+what's the difference between a blond and a mosquito,blond likes to keep sucking
+what's always coming but never comes?,tommarow
+"if it were three hours later than it is now, it would be twice as long until midnight as it would be if it were four hours later. what time is it now?",7pm
+"I am here for people to learn new things, who cares what I bring and it is not a place to sing. most people don't like me others delight me. what am i",kids go here a school
+how can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?,by standing back to back
+half a circle full a circle half a circle a half circle full a circle right angle what is at,coco cola
+a man walked into a bar called to and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at them. to walked away happy with out the glass of water why?,because he had the hiccups
+what do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?,run
+"what do we see everyday, a kind seldom sees, and god never sees.",equal
+I hold things together and some people eat me.,glue
+I come in different colors we each taste different. but all juicy you could say we burst in the stars! what am i?,juicy starburst candy
+"in noahs dark, how many animals did moose take with him before he went to noahs work?",moses didnt take any animals
+I can make you happy i can make you sad i can last and last or i can fade away with time i can set you free or lock you up i can be mistaken and taken also i can bring people together or split them apart.,love
+"it can be made many different ways. wars have been started over it. almost every country has had this at one point, and you probably have to. it can be as hotter than 100 degrees and colder than ice. it is still used, no matter what temperature it is. what is it?",tea
+"I travel around the world and yet stuck in a corner place. always have a number but never a name on my royal face! it might be tight but you will get me right, do think of my mighty place",stamp of uk
+what is the most common candy handed out at Halloween?,candy corn
+"sir, i bear a rhyme excelling in mystic force and magic spelling celestial sprites elucidate all my own striving can't relate. what am i?",pi
+that is white and black and mainly used to make things look old,oldcameras
+a plane crashed between queen and interior. where do they bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivors
+where are in the woods with what,going find deer
+"if a fire hydrant has h2o inside, what does it have on the outside?",k9p youll get it eventually
+what chins are never shaved?,sea urchins
+I cant be broken for i am stronger than diamonds and steel to understand me you must be a brother to a brother thats real,bond between brothers
+"what does the "" p "" in "" plus "" stand for?",peace
+"there are 5 men, it takes 5 hour's to dig a hole, how long does it take for them to dig two half's?",two halfs make a whole
+"what has roots as nobody sees. is taller than trees. up, up it goes. and yet never grows?",its majestic a mountain
+where do you find a half moon all the time?,your finger nails
+"what can be seen during the day, but is lost in the night?",shadow
+a man is standing in a bar when he suddenly sees someone run by with a gun. he is baffled by this person running by and decides to pursue him. the man happens to be a police man and he chases the man with the gun for a long time. by the time the police man finally reaches the man with the gun he arrests him. what was the first thing the policeman did?,he stood in bar
+"once you hear me come from someone you may run, some people may stop breathing, and others may hurt the one who processes me. but the one who processes me does not mind me at all.",fart hehe
+what goes up in the summer and down in the winter?,tempeture
+"black and blue. red and green. yellow and blue. green and grey. i am all colours. you can try to get close to me, but you can't escape my vision. if you get greedy, you will try to take your colours for yourself, but before you know it, I will be eating you for lunch. what am i?",chameleon
+what kind of street does a ghost like best?,dead end
+what goes on oh oh,santa walking backward
+what goes up and up but stays on the floor.,stairs
+"there is a dead man in the center of a field. he carried with him an unopened package. as he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die. how did he know he was going to die?",mans parachute did not open
+"my head and tail both equal are, my middle slender as a bee. whether i stand on head or heel is quite the same to you or me. but if my head should be cut off, the matter's true, though passing strange directly on to nothing change. what am i?",figure eight
+"what has six faces, but never wears makeup? it also has twenty - one eyes, but cannot see.",die from set of dice
+I start off dry but come out wet. i go in light and come out heavy. what am i?,teabag
+there are ten cats on a boat. one jumps off. how many are left?,none they are all copycats
+"a secret agent is walking through a town square. he has binoculars, a flowered shirt, and shorts. how do you recognize him?",town square is empty
+"I am the smallest eye, what am i?",neddle
+it is known as the best real estate for toys,dollhouse
+I am seen most of the time on the road. i have 3 colours. who am i?,traffic signal
+"what can go as fast as 100km / h and is a herbivore, it's one of the most fastest animals on earth!",leapord
+"a boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.",four brothers and three sisters
+"my first is a creature whose breeding is unclear. my second, a price you must pay. my whole can be found in the river of time and refers to events of today. what am i?",current
+slang for the male half in a marriage,hubby
+which is the best ship of the world?,friendship
+i have a big mouth and i am also quite loud! i am gossip but i do get involved with everyone's dirty business. can you name me?,damon collins
+what word is pronounced incorrectly by more than 99 % of ivy league graduates?,incorrectly
+"I am a stain in your memories, many times you question me. what am i?",your past
+"forwards i'm heavy, but backwards i'm not. what am i?",im a ton ha
+i am a three digit number. my ten digit is five more than my ones digit. my hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. what number am i?,number 194
+one might hang a rocket from this,necklace
+people in love are often bound to this,married
+what is the only continent that does not have snakes or reptiles?,antartica
+"what is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?",school bus
+what kind of bear is it when it is in the snow?,polor bear
+what word is always pronounced wrong?,wrong
+"I can talk, but i have no feet, i am very useful, but sometimes hard to get, your food might have me, so will business people what am i?",cell phone
+which word in the english language is most frequently spelled wrong?,wrong
+ok your the bus driver there were 20 kids on the bus the first stop 2 kids get on but 5 kids get off. the second stop 3 kids get off but 1 gets on the third stop 8 kids get off but only 3 kids get off. whos the bus driver?,you are the bus driver
+long and thin but you can't win two holes but everything stays in and come in all sizes with many surprises,straw
+the only type of currency that flirted with a british spy,moneypenny
+this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parallel 2.,square
+"what do you want someone to do if you ask them to "" come ""?",callme
+why do tigers eat raw meat?,because they are lousy cookers
+"what is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?",choice
+what walks on its head all day long?,nail in horse shoe
+"what will happen if you dial "" 666 "" on the phone?",police will come upside down
+what can you hold in your left hand but can never hold in your right hand?,your right hand
+can you fit 10 donkeys on a truck,no they are too fat
+"you walk a mile south, a mile east and then a mile north. you end up in exact same spot you started. where are you?",north pole
+what does a cow drink?,water it makes milk
+both of them have been through a lot of together what are they?,buttcheeks
+while walking down the street i met a man. he tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i told his name. what is the man's name?,and drew his cane andrew
+crystal: what's wrong? lace: my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do! = ( crystal: what?,lacemy homework
+what is going up and down at the same time but never moves from where it is standing?,stairs
+"if something is "" not "" what is it?",offtopic
+what has sugar on it and tigers eat it,frosted flakes
+"one day a doctor and a lawyer are driving along. the doctor points over to an accident and says, "" thats my wife. "" then the lawyer reaches over and slaps him. why?",lawer was a woman
+"I follow you everywhere, i am always around you, you cannot get rid of me. i see all, yet i cannot see or hear. i am what keeps the world alive, what am i?",air itself
+what do you get when you mix carbon electric with violence?,one really hot girlfriend
+"are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there more, clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. clean?",do not know need help
+"I roll down like a rollercoaster and i give you a feeling of satisfactory, what am i?",fruitroll up
+"be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. unless purchase it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. what are we?",your own eyes
+why is the sea salty?,fish sweat
+"what has a tongue but cannot talk, but walks around. what am i?",your shoe
+"I help to mature your spirits when moistened i fulfill my purpose should I dry out, my task will fail and my quarry may be worthless",cork
+"even if they are starving, natives living in the arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. why not?",penguins only live in antartica
+"davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third?",pop oh no its david
+what do you do if your golden retriever gets sick?,call the dogtor
+what animal probably likes dogs?,doormouse
+what is the only word in the english language that sounds different and has a different meaning when you capitalize it?,polish
+when is a lion not a lion.,when its a sea lion
+"what chicken is said to come from the sea, yet it comes in a can?",tuna
+send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here what can i?,corner
+I am stupid what am i,jasim
+what is the easiest way to double your money?,use a mirror
+when was the latest year that is the same upside down?,1961
+a woman shoots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night,she is a photographer
+"you go out with $ 300 and somebody took it, you told them to 6 days later you go get it back from them. who took the money?",banker
+it takes two people to do this,tango
+what is the end to which we all like to come?,dividend
+what runs whistles but can't talk?,answera train
+what's your name how do you spell it?,i t the word it
+what would the relation be to you if your dads mother son and mother owners puppies son in laws aunt be to you,your grandma
+what does this symbol mean blood water,blood is thicker than water
+"you like to hold it, but you you always lose it.",remote
+which state can you live in without changing your address?,state of mind
+two tensions where walking down the street the one is the dad of the otherwise son how do you explain that?,one is mom
+"when confused look to me. i have no answers, but i look back on every question. what you need, i have no clue. my broken space will never be filled.",question mark
+"I can be long, or i can be short. i can be grown, and i can be bought. i can be painted, or left bare. i can be round, or square. what am i?",your fingernails
+"what attribute defines a "" klutz ""?",clumsy
+"if you blow past your destination, you'll have to throw your car into this.",reverse
+"I see without seeing, to the night is as clear as day what am i?",blind as a bat
+what kind of color is a flower?,violet
+I only reflect what you don't want to see i only react when you disagree although i am often ignored knowledge is what i tell so if you are to listen you and i will never fail!,your conscience
+"I've measured it from side to side,'is three feet long and two feet wide. it is of compass small, and bare to thirsty sun and parched air.",grave of a child
+your in a house. theres no windows and no doors. to get out you have to smash through the walls. what can i?,chick hatching in egg
+how many holes are there in the world,1 the o
+30 dogs 28 sheep how many did not?,10
+what's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's dress?,pockets
+"what goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand?",yoyo
+how can you buy 4 suits for a dollar?,buy a deck of cards
+if you allow me to live i shall not live long. but if you kill me i shall live longer,candle
+there were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the home show. one of them was the father of the others son. how could this be possible?,theyre husband and wife
+name any three fruits which has bags of water in it.,orangemelonand lemon
+what is the center of gravity?,v
+a hillfull a holefull you can't catch about full,mist or fog
+where did the pilgrims land when they arrived in america?,on there feet
+"sample said, "" I wish yesterday was tomorrow so that today would be gradual. "" what day did sample say this on?",sunday
+"different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes i will change. what am i?",pupil of an eye
+"I'm like a lot by just about every buddy. everyone looks at me. and hold some great memories, what am i?",picture frame
+what do you call cheese that's not yours?,natcho cheese
+a dead man is found in the middle of a field dead. with nothing but a backpack. he has not been murdered drowned or suffocated. nobody has seen him for 48 hours and he died 24 hours ago how did he die,aeroplane jump was a failure
+which place is showered most often.,bath room
+what goes around the world but stay in a corner?,stampgolb
+what do you get when you stick ramen in a computer?,cd romen
+what goes up the stairs black and white and comes back down the stairs red?,newspaper
+"adored by few, feared and hated by many. mistress of the entire universal reason, master in the art of numbers. some may have solved many of your mysteries, but there still much of them to find. what are they?",mathematics
+"who is usually stupid, stereotyped, hated by most parents, and yet, still respected by most kids?",rapper
+"in the fathers will, he states that his sons must race their horses, and the son with the slowest horse will receive the fathers entire fortune. the two sons race, but never finish it, as they deliberately slow their horses. after visiting the oracle the sons race horses as fast as possible. what did the oracle tell them?",swap horses
+you feel this sensation when you are dehydrated,thirsty
+"there are three words that end in "" grey "" in the english language. i am going to tell you the first and second words. the first one is angry. the second one is hungry. everyone knows what the third one stands for and what it means. they use it everyday. now, if you listened very carefully, i already gave you the answer. what is the third one?",hungry
+may and jane the 3rd threw 3 bandanas into the red sea. one was blue. another was red. the last one was green. what happened to the bandanas when she threw them into the red sea?,they got wet
+when does an Irish potato change its nationality?,when it becomes french fries
+"I am everywhere you look, no matter time of day. you can see me in the people's faces as they walk away. i've been around forever, i am not about to leave. many have fought to save me, because it's what they believe. i have been at every war, since the first i can remember. and surprisingly enough, in those days i was lost every december. what am i?",human life
+"I come in many shapes and sized, many colors and i stick to many surfaces, but i am in fact not sticky at all. what am i?",magnet
+"there are 3 words in the english language that end in g - r - y. angry and hungry are 2 of them! what is the 3rd? the 3rd is used by every one everyday! and if you read this again carefully, youwill see the answer!",language
+when is a baby not a baby?,when its a little cross
+"I am but 3 holes, when you come out of me you are still inside me. what am i?",shirt got you
+I am watched all over the world and the biggest event ever to be seen. what am i?,wrestlemania
+"I only have one entrance, but you can come out with three exits. what am i?",blouse
+"what runs, but never walks?",running water
+"a jumper of ditches, a leaper of thorns, a little grey man with two leather horns.",hare
+"I am small and round lying on the cold, cold ground. people come and step on me that's why i'm so cracked you see. what am i?",acorn
+"a mansion is on fire. there are three rooms: a room full of money, a room full of expensive paintings, and a room full of gold and precious jewels. which room does the policeman put out first?",none they are policemen
+"what can a spider weave that eyes no eyes, yet still can see.",website
+I am at the beginning of all things. i am at the end of eternity. there is but one path from my beginning to my end. my whole embodies indifference. what am i?,apathy
+a man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water. the bartender pulled out a gun! the man who ordered the water said thank you and walked away. why?,he had the hicups
+why didn't the chicken cross the road?,he got ran over
+a plane crashes in the middle of the ocean. where do you bury the survivors?,survivers dont get buried
+what does a vegetarian zombie eat?,graaains
+what do you call twins?,family
+you have a dime and a dollar. you buy a dog and a collar. the dog costs one dollar more than the collar. how much is the collar?,5 cents
+my name starts with a k and ends in a ad what is my name?,kristen
+what are two things you can have for breakfast?,lunch and dinner
+"joannie fathers have five girls donna, denna, donna, donna who was the 5th girl.",joannie
+"I watch you all the time, but you cant see me. I've never been spotted, but the world knows i'm there. i've sent people to death and had people kill over me, but nobody has ever talked to me. who am i?",god
+how doyoumake a barrel lighter that has 50 litres of water in its,put a hole in it
+whats black. white and red all over,newspaper from kaylpark 10
+"what goes in the water red, and comes out black?",iron
+a man shot someone in a crowded room surrounded by policemen but was not arrested how is this possible?,it was a camera shot
+that has only six faces but many edges?,book many edges of pages
+"I'm tall when i'm young, i'm short when i'm old. what am i?",candle pencil
+as i went over london bridge i met my sister jenny. i broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty. what am i?,gin
+"if tomorrow is yesterday, and yesterday is tomorrow, what is today?",today
+there were three girls going to school. they were sharing 1 umbrella. how come all the girls did not get wet?,because it was not raining
+"I get trodden on every single day, i'm all different types of materials and am the lowest object on earth. what am i?",im the floor
+why did the king draw in a straight line?,he was a ruler
+this type of tempting cuisine is independent of utensils and usually tastes better than it sounds,fingerfood
+"there were 4 men on a boat. the boat sank and not a single man got wet, what happened?",all the men were married
+"i am just two and two. i am hot. i am cold. i am the parent of numbers that cannot be told. i am a gift beyond measure, a matter of course. i am given with pleasure when taken by force. what am i?",im a kiss
+what three numbers give the same answer when multiplied together or added together?,1 2 and 3
+what key ( s ) cannot unlock the treasure box?,monkey and donkey
+when does 10 + 12 ever equal 10?,on a clock
+I have legs but walk not a strong back but work not to good arms but reach not a seat but sit and hurry not what am i?,chair
+"oh how i love my dancing feet! they stay together - oh so neat. and when i want to walk a line, they all stay together and do double time. i count them up, ten times or more, and race one - off, across the floor.",centipede
+"a mother and father had six sons, each son had a sister. how many were in the family?",answer is 9
+this is the drinkable phase of matter,liquid
+face like a man very good jumping its lives in the jungle,monkeys
+theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground. what had happened?,snowman had melted
+"what does it mean to "" diss "" someone?",disrespect
+"what do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?",ugly
+"we total ten, but two we make when we are together people may quake what are we?",fists
+there is 500 miles in the race. each lap is 2 and a half mile. how many laps would it take to go 500 miles?,200
+"a "" sport "" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. what is it?",boxing mma
+"I am one small little piece of paper, yet sometimes hold lots of value. i am all you need to get in to big events, but will cost you. i am an important part of travel. and if lost, you're not coming. what am i?",ticket
+"I live beneath a star but i do not burn, i have eleven friends which do not turn. my initials are p. k. r. s. what am i?",number 7 on a phone
+many kids want to skate on me but if they tried they would die. what am i,rings of saturn
+marco and his brother make go on a trip. the look south they see the earth they look north they see stars how is this possible?,they are in space
+"when your mom says, "" say the magic word "". what should you say?",magic word
+both peaches and a certain couture have this in common,juicy
+"my first half is a container, & i am language understood by few, if any. what am i?",jargon
+a plane is traveling at 550mph over Canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the border. but there is a problem? where would you bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivors
+what is a kangaroo's favorite year?,leap year
+if 2p in change would be 1p so what would be 10p?,5p
+I love spinach what am i?,popeye
+it is a common and favored clothing material among biker gangs and superheroes,leather
+"if you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?",second place
+"derrek's mother had some money, a quarter, a nickel and a penny. she had three kids, quarterless, nicholas, and what was the last one's name?",derrek
+what's black and white and red dots all over it.,pandwith measles
+a man rides his horse into town on payday. he spends three nights there and then goes back home on that same friday. how?,horses name was friday
+"I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. what am i",ugly
+if you take some butter and throw it towards the sky what will you say?,butterfly
+what gets tighter when stretched?,budget
+"a natural state, i'm sought by all. go without me, and you shall fall. in times past you'd be when you spend, and use me when you eat to no end. what am i?",balance
+"marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. an enduring summation, inscribed in my face. what am i?",tombstone
+where do cows go for drinks,pharmacy
+"three men were walking out one day. then it started raining hard. they raced 4 blocks to their house. when they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. they did not have an umbrella, or a hat. how can this be?",he was bald
+what is hard and squishy?,stress ball
+"im color red, white and black. what am i?",news paper
+I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing. what am i?,shdow
+spies and detectives do this to phones and musical shows make this sound,tap
+a plane crashed and half of the plane landed in Mississippi half landed in Alabama where do you bury the survivors,you dont burry survivors
+"if it takes 10 people 10 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 5 people to dig 1 / 2 a hole?",10 days
+"when my first is a task to a young girl of spirit, and my second confines her to finish the piece, how hard is her fate! but how great is her merit if by taking my whole she affects her release!",hemlock
+if before yesterday was Wednesday yesterday if after tomorrow,sunday
+"you can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. what am i?",sign
+it is there from the very start and will be there until the end. to end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin.,starting line
+"I am a tick, i am usually black or white, you will find me on many clothing, people think i am cool. what am i?",nike symbol
+a man built a house all side were pointing north as polar bear walks past what colour is the bear,white
+"what force and strength cannot get through, if with a gentle touch can do, and many in the street would stand, were i not a friend at hand.",key that opens lock
+when it is a shelf bad,when he beats an egg
+what goes up and sometimes comes down,how tall you are
+what is summarily sssssnake's best food?,smartly food
+there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him,he isnt in a lorry
+"I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet i am not a son. who am i?",their daughter
+your mother's brother's only brother - in - law is asleep on your couch. who is asleep on your couch?,youre father
+I bind it and it walks. i loose it and it stops.,sandal
+"from house to house he goes, a messenger small and slight. and whether it rains or snows, he sleeps outside at night. what am i?",street or road
+the product of two non - zero digits is one million. what are the digits,64 15625
+on a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. all of a sudden the ship began to sink. there was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. what caused the ship to sink?,it was a submarine
+a gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own,grandpa
+"bright as diamonds, loud as thunder, never still, a thing of wonder. what am i?",waterfall
+a taxi driver crossed a red light. a police officer was there but didn't confront the driver. why?,taxi driver was walking
+"I am starred in a movie, i can make life, i race and chill, what can i be?",i can be a car
+whats the relationship between you and your father's sister's cousin's brother's father?,relatives
+"I am the tool, for inspiring many. buy me in the store, for not much more than a penny. don't overuse me, or my usefulness will go, what am i? do you know?",inkpen
+"what is the "" i "" in "" im ""?",instant
+what is black when you buy it red / orange when you use it and grey when you throw it away?,its charcoal
+how much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?,2 pounds
+"what has four legs, a tail and goes "" oom oom? """,cow walking backwards
+what's big hard and veiny?,that thing on your forehead
+there once was a man from four who kicked and ate at his shoe he went down to the docks and took off his socks and asked the fish a question what was the question?,how doyoubreath underwater
+"I was shot by my wife, then she drowned me for 20 minutes, after that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. how is this possible?",my wife is a photographer
+what word do you get when you take half of the word of kitten and combine it with the name of a bodypart?,kitchen
+"twelve peers hanging high, twelve men passing by. each took a pair and left eleven hanging there. how can this be?",each was the mans name
+"a dusty old cowboy rode into town on Tuesday. he stayed at the inn for three days and three nights, then rode out again on tuesday. how is this possible?",horses name is tuesday
+"I have 2 heads, 5 years, 6 mouths, 50, 000, 000 cells. what am iyouspaz?",dunnomaybe lots of peoplelmaorofl
+what is here but never goes.,today
+"I am long and i roll, i am full of color, what am i?",ball of yarn
+what do eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long?,polaroids
+I am sometimes referred to as clips what am i?,frenchfries
+"a girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. in 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. how old is the daughter now?",22 years old
+dr. frank and mr. deuce played 7 games of chess. each won the same amount of games. there were no ties or draws. how can this be?,they did not play eachother
+you take away one of my letters i'm still the same you take away two of my letters i'm still the same you take away three of my letters i'm still the same what am i?,mailmanmailbox
+"you use me for my name, i'm not a breeze to take, i'm fastest when i'm full and when it's cheap it sounds the same. you'll spot a nest near me ( although i'm not a tree ), the sea is for, the sea is aft, it's all around, you see. what am i?",sail
+why is number ten scared of number seven?,because seveneight nine ate
+"what is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take?",advise
+"what word has one vowel and 7 constanants? it is not some freakish scientific word, you actually use it!",strength
+"a man approaches a hotel with his little dog. when he stops outside the hotel, he knows that he is bankrupt. how is that possible?",hes playing monopoly
+these are the days that people will be taken up into a special place. what place is this?,heaven with are real father
+"one somebody a car fully coloured with black and have no lights passing through the road come across the lorry which has same characteristics. there was no street light in that road, but the car and lorry escaped with out passing how it is possible?",because day time
+who was the president of the usa before john f. kennedy was assassinated?,john f kennedy
+"a blackbird similar to, but much bigger than a crow",raven
+"to all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese in a sesame seed bun",bigmac
+I am a thing that spiders make. i am white and thin but if you see me in a monitor i am multi - colors. what am i?,web in the internet
+"I am a word of three syllables, each of which is a word; my first is an article in common use; my second, an animal of uncommon intelligence; my third, though not an animal, is used in carrying burdens. my whole is a useful art. what am i?",penmanship
+"a stupid guy gets swiss cheese. its not old, moldy, destroyed, naked, ect. why does he return it?",it has holes in it
+what has four eyes but will never see?,mississippi mississippi four is
+what has a bottom but can't sit?,lake
+I flow like a beautiful river but if you drink me i will kill you in a second. what am i?,mercury element
+what is black and white and red all over?,newspaper
+"i am round and shiny, i have two sides. sounds come out yet i have no mouth. i need some help to let my sound come out. i have a hole somewhere in me. what am i?",cd
+"my author's uncertain yet my title's the same, i contain random text yet order's my aim. read me one day and see my pages are totally bare. try again another day and the words will be there. i'm not a book of magic although it may sound, i can predict the future, and inside, your life can be found. move my eye, i become involved in lactic extraction. but that's just a clue, a minor distraction. what am i?",diary
+why does this light shine?,it was turned on
+my first is twice in apple but not once in tart. my second is in liver but not in heart. my third is in giant and also in ghost. whose i'm best when i am roast. what am i?,word pig
+"if you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?",they both weigh a pound
+whats a questionyoucan never answer no to?,canyouhear me now
+"one day a blonde is driving on the highway at 85 miles per hour then all of a sudden she crashes a cop comes up to her and asks "" how did you crash miss "" she says "" well i was driving and i saw a tree so i swerved right then i saw another one so i swerved to the left then i crashed the cop looks in the car and says miss thats your?",air freshener
+"what's black and white, black and white, black and white?",nun falling down stairs
+"ingredients: apples, bananas, grapes, oranges, cantaloupe instructions: toss",fruitsalad
+if normal monkeys eat bananas what do special monkeys eat?,also bananas
+what can you walk up and never reach the top?,down side of an escalator
+if adam and even were in a room with no windows nor doors. their dead along with a broken glass of water. how did they die?,their fish
+"if you can buy 1 for $ 1, 14 for $ 2, and 145 for $ 3, what are you buying?",house numbers
+"measure stormy weather, or fair yet not to be bargained for an underwater tower nor useless for a trapped princess; plight find yourself another phrase, suit yourself, without your height",barometer
+"a guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost. why did he lose the bet?",house cannot jump
+"R: i am seen at night, but not at day, i have a long tail, my life is short, but bright as a flashlight in the dark, what am i?",shooting star
+"a man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. who is this man?",barber
+what can be heard and caught but never be seen?,remark
+"my first is in boulder and i have a stone, my second is twice in an apple alone, my third may be found at the end of a hem, my fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, my fifth's in the middle of pop but not pop, my sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. my first half can stop up a broad river's flow, my second half no daughter, the other you know. i'm found in sudden and pie and good wine, and i know all your names, so can you tell me mine?",damson
+what did the big candle say to the little candle?,im going out tonight
+about goes to the school he goes to the zoo after school he buys pizza and he makes money how did he make money,he sold his lunch
+"there was a plane that was flying over antartica. five minutes later the plane crashed. there were few survivors, but they were stranded in the middle of antartica. what happened to the survivors?",they died
+"I have 4 legs but can't walk, 3 years but can't see, twenty arms but can't grab, what can i?",lair
+what did the five fingers say to the face?,slap
+why will be snowflake be the best judge on the land?,because she is the fairestofall
+there once was a man who stole cake. one day he went to the store he came home with a cake that he stole and ran after he got home. what was he running from when he got home?,duck
+"the person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it?",caskit
+the top drops the music stops what am i?,music box
+"a man was bragging about his baseball team. he said that their team won 5 to 0. 3 of those 5 points were home runs and 1 of those home runs were with bases loaded. but, not a single man crossed home plate. how is this possible?",they were all maried men
+theres 1 pound of feathers and there is 1 pound of gold. which one ways more?,they both way the same
+"what's a porcupine, gushes out love and has a deep layer of surprise?",berry
+"a monster has captured you. he is just kind enough to let you decide how you die, so he gets you to say a sentence. if it is the truth he will barbecue you, if it is a lie he will boil you, if you give him a command he will broil you, if you give him a question he will grill you. what do you say if you don't want to die?",you will boil me
+there was a man that was all red every thing was red on him but. how is he still blue,he was sad
+32 people get on a bus no one gets off during the trip. at the last stop not a single person got off. how could this be,they are all couples
+"brothers and sisters, i have none. my sons father is my fathers son. who am i?",person speaking me you
+there was a man walking on the street and did not have feet how can he move if he does not have feet?,he is flying
+"if your aunt's brother is not your uncle, what relationship is he to you?",he is your father
+what country has the most fish,finland
+"ravina tells charisma, "" your sister is the daughter of my mother's brother "". how is charisma related to ravina's mother's brother?",daughter
+"what falls, but never breaks? what breaks, but never falls?",day and night
+"two men standing together, one says, "" brothers and sisters have a none, but this man's father is my father's son. "" how are they related?",two men are father son
+"I don't understand i'm simple and calm i'm expected of what people think I give you pleasure believe it or not, it's true if taking proper care, I never grown but nobody has me, what am i?",perfect
+I was standing at the sea - side when suddenly a plane fell into the sea. shocked and surprised as i was how can i take out the plane?,by simply using a camera
+"I look at you, you look at me, i raise my right, you raise your left. what is this object?",yourself in a mirror
+2 mountains between them 1 thin road?,hip
+these two people you may have grown up with when you were little. they are old and warmhearted. we would not be here if it wasn't for them. you could talk to them when you were down and more importantly when no one was around. they may have spoiled you and then again they could be mean. but some are nice and some are small like rice but i know i love mine for they are all mine. who are these people.,our granparents
+"what spins round and round had two eyes, two ears, and one mouth and one nose?",you playing with a hullahoop
+I clean i climb and sweep and when what am i?,chimney sweeper
+"you are stuck in a house you have four objects to use you have a wooden chair, a ladder a piano, and an axe. the axe is rubber what would you use to get out? hint * you can't get out with breaking it and you can only pick one object.",you use the piano keys
+my age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago. how old am i?,18
+what can you add to a bucket to make it lose weight?,holes
+why did the hot dog run a lot?,he was a wiener
+"a man is standing in a room, and someone dumps water on him. without conciousness of what has happened, he falls to the floor instantly, dead.",water was frozen into ice
+that's black and white and red all over.,bloody zebra
+why is a dirty drug like a bad boy?,both need beating
+my body is timber and i am a boy among men i have a nose without end and an insect for a friend who am i?,pinocchio
+why were the tennis players arrested?,because they had racquets
+"mr. pink lives in the pink house, mr. purple lives in the purple house. who lives in the green house?",just a bunch of plants
+"what do you call a bear with my arms, legs, or a head?",berry
+I'm light i'm dark yet i'm not always around. sometimes i'm have sometimes i'm full. what am i?,im the moon
+you have a barrel full of water that weighs 30 pounds. what do you add to it to make it weigh 20 pounds?,you add holes
+what kind of rocks does frankenstein have in his collection?,tombstones
+"a man was shot to death. he was checked thoroughly and there was no gun already. so he was shot from far away. but, the doors were locked and the windows were shut how did he die!",car was a convertible
+a man walks into a bar and gets knocked out why?,he walked into a bar
+if a man walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crispswhathas he forgotten to do?,pay
+how do you keep a skunk from smelling?,hold its nose
+"an open ended barrel, i am shaped like a hive. i am filled with the flesh, and the flesh is alive! what am i?",thimble
+theres a red house a white house and a blue house where is the white house located,washington d c
+"what can be measured, but has no length, width or height?",temperature
+"what is the one question you can never answer "" yes "" to and be telling the truth?",are you dead
+what room in your house do ghosts avoid?,living room
+he is a man called on what is his mum called,alex davies
+find me on body builders or in the drink aisle. what am i?,six pack
+a plane crashes on the border line between canidate and usa. where do you bury the survivors?,you dont bury survivors
+"there is a man in jail. you want to visit him but you must be related to him. you tell the police officer, "" okay, but you will figure this out. "" here is the riddle: brothers and sisters, i have none. but this man's father is my father's son. can you figure out how he is related to him?",he is the mans father
+you can touch me but you probably wouldn't want to. i can see you but you can't see me. what am i?,your eyes
+"the sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. what are they?",grapes
+"the maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it, and the user doesnt see it. what is it?",coffin
+if he has 6 stockpiles & john has 3 stockpiles & they put them together how many stockpiles will they have?,1
+"I can be quick and then i'm deadly, i am a rock, shell and bone medley. if i was made into a man, i'd make people dream, i gather in my millions by ocean, sea and stream.",sand
+i have a title and many pages i am a genteel of genteel descent i am a killer veteran of war i am a slave to my lord pledged to his service what am i?,knight
+"are you out there mr. fantastic? are you out there more, clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. been? '",do not know
+"I have joy in bringing two together, but during my existence! my life hangs by a thread, filled with ups, downs and resistance!",sewing machine
+there were 19 sheep in a field fall but 2 fell down and died how many were left standing?,17 sheep
+light as a feather yet no man can hold it for long. what is it?,ones breath
+"golden treasures i contained, guarded by hundreds and thousands. stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. by smoke i am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. what am i?",beehive
+"I wear a suspender that comes from above, while most of my clients wear boots and wear gloves. i thrive in the white, be it man made or not, but i don't get much use when the weather gets hot. what am i?",im a ski lift
+"I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. i bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hands of fear. with me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. what i will show you will often be unreachable. journey with me and what you see may haunt you. journey with me and you may never want to return home. journey with me and you will never know when it will end. what can i?",your dreams
+why is it against the law for a man living in no to be buried in sex?,hes still alive
+i am orange i have a head and a tail i am not a snake for a penny. what am i?,goldfish
+your the bus driver. on mondays everyone wears a hat. on tuesday everyone wears pink. on wednesday everyone wear pink polka dotted dressed even the guys. on Thursdays and fridays you only pick up one stop. what the bus drivers name?,your the bus driver
+push it once it takes a whole push it twice it opens a window. what can it?,mouse
+what can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself.,your finger
+what room will a mummy never go in?,living room
+"I will be nice, if you see pigs twice. i bear fruit of trees, sometimes in 3's. i am but an arm's length in front of you. what am i?",slot machine
+"I am around when the days get short, and the nights long. i am everywhere that you can see. i scream undertoe when you walk over me. what am i?",leaves
+how do you get a one armed man out of a tree?,you wave at him
+this pastry is a fruit pie in which the principal filling ingredient is apples,applepie
+which township doesnt know where its going.,soweto
+what did the doctor say when the patient said'' doctor doctor i feel like curtains''?,then pull yourself together
+why was the cat thrown out of the card game?,because he was a cheetah
+I'm everything up and your breast your oxygen i'm every thing i never die but am i,matter
+everyone is attracted to me and everybody falls for me. what am i?,gravity
+I go around the block but dont move what am i,gate
+what do you call a bear with no teeth?,gummy bear
+so theres a henway and. what what's a henway?,about 2 pounds
+how can a person go eight days without sleep?,person sleeps at night
+"there is a fork in the road, one path leads to liarsville ( where they always lie ) and one path leads to truthville ( where they always's tell the truth ). there are no signs but a man in the middle of the fork and you don't know if he from truth or liar ville. what question could you ask him to go to truthville?",take me to your hometown
+there was a man and he jumped in front of a moving car but didnt get hurt. how did he do it?,car was parked
+what has one eye but could never see?,pin
+what's brown and sounds like a bell?,dung
+"mr. martinez has 2 coins which total 35 cents. since one of the coins is not a dime, what are the 2 coins?",quater n dime
+"I have lots of words, i give out information what am i?",im a newspaper
+what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?,penguin rolling down hill
+"what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?",platypus
+"I am an animal named after the animal that I eat, what am i?",anteater
+forwards in heavy backwards if not what can i.,im a ton
+"my first is in fish but not in snail, my second is in rabbit but not in tail. my third is in up but not in down, my fourth is in tiara but not in crown. my fifth is in tree you plainly see, my whole a food for you and me. what am i?",fruit
+what is coming but never arrives?,tommorrow
+what kind of shoes don't go on your feet?,tissues
+"to cross the water i'm the way, for water i'm above: i touch it not and, truth to say, i neither swim nor move. what am i?",bridge to help you cross
+which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?,incorrectly
+"I cry, yet i have no eyes. darkness follows me, yet you still see me. what am i?",candle
+"there are 2 parts of the town. in the first part a father is going by car to leave his son to school. in the other part a doctor is playing golf. the father and the son meet with an accident. the father is unharmed while the son needs an operation. the son is rushed to the hospital. the doctor is called just to operate the boy. the doctor sees the boy and says, "" i cannot operate him because he is my child. "" now, who is the doctor?",doctor is mother
+I have no legs and no hands i am brown i swim i am not a fish or i don'[ t live in fresh water,poo
+what do you call a bear without an ear?,b
+a man rides into town on a horse. he arrives in town on payday. he decides to stay three days and leave on payday. how is this possible?,horses name is friday
+this dish is usually consumed at breakfast time with milk,cereal
+"as I was going to saint lives, i met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kits, cats, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to saint lives?",1