manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Wow, just like model 3 and S!	Hey faggot... The model s is about the same price as this newly announced performance model 3... Get the semen out of your eyes and read
Sorry, still feeling the side effects from my recent vaccinations	You're supposed to do those daily for max trading performance
Still waiting for my white privilege to start kicking in......	I keep hearing about this white privledge but I'm poor. How do I cash in on it? I'm obviously not using my privilege correctly
Lol man that’s fucking disgusting. Hilarious.	Cannot unsee it.
Don’t worry it was already within you this whole time, determined by your chromosomes!	+10% chromosomes = +10% stock gains
You’ll have to teach me how to do that.	Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night
FUCK YAH BABY. Papa needs a new Rolex.	A new rolex?, motherfucker I need a new Ferrari boii. If we not touching M's then it ain't risky enough. Haha
omg I'd lose all faith in the stonks market if that happened.	hahaha TSLA somewhere near $50b eval so don't worry yet
God’s not listening to you	God hates me.
Typical Bear	When people get their cock out and say “Now watch this”, it usually end badly. Your mum has sharp teeth.
Fuck you. Finna rip bull ALL DAY	You finna sip on redbull all day? Dam son. Why fuck me tho?
10k isn’t enough for emergency repair of our yachts tho	>implying that I don't have a second yacht to use when the first one needs repairs
I thought that number seemed low. I don't know a single college that only charges $6k/year. Minimum is usually $10k.	I paid 4K a semester.
Ready for tomorrow boys?	Just sold for 35% gain
I love $, I hate $FB. There are other places to get $	fag
😂😂. Just curious, PDT doesn't affect cash accounts does it?	No, but a cash account can't trade with unsettled funds, which is a huge trade-off. T+2 is rough when your money is being put to work instead of sitting as cash.
Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night	”masterbate”
My dude, you're missing out.	what do you do, open it up and input an mp4 url?
probably adobe after effects and/or premier pro	Wat how does anyone here have enough money for this software
About half do. Which gets upvoted depends on if we're green or red for the day.	Right. Not all for sure though.
You can buy the model x right now if you have the money.	Narrator: He doesn't.
I'm just trying to tell you how cool I am. And sum up my recent plays.	Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol
Inflation is happening mostly due to full employment.	labor force participation rate is still pretty low though, but yeah it would be difficult to have a much lower rate at this point
Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true	Obligatory /r/cantwatchscottstots
Can't believe NVDA is up almost 5 bucks	Well, fuck. Bunch of pussies sold off.
that was 3 weeks ago. 3 weeks	Shhh let him buy calls on priced in info.
If it doesn’t make sense to you or you don’t like it you aren’t the target audience, it’s not that hard everything isn’t made with you in mind. To answer your question tho, it’s Mexicans	Ever heard of rednecks?
FAKE DD NEWS. Consumer OLED tvs are minimum 55' fag. Dis is LCD crap. LONG OLED.	THIS SHIT IS MADE IN CHINA. IF LED WAS BETTER, THE CHINESE WOULD HAVE THEM EVERYWHERE.
Link no worky	[https://www.google.com/search?q=&#37;24DOW](https://www.google.com/search?q=%24DOW)
Weekly’s?	I bought about 3wks ago... I had 4.5 calls I was holding last week... And fucked myself holding
I mean, at the end of the day, odds are your degree is gonna be worthless anyhow.	If you pick a stupid degree
is there a derivative on this guy's derivative I could get in on?	Is there a derivative combining different pieces of these two derivatives that I could get in on?
SHOP wasnt a scandal so much as the lemon party research guy running his short scam	Eh, point is buy the bad news. OH, I almost forgot INTC that time they did a bad thing.
US is also said to have pointed discussions with the Russians and Chinese with regards to issuing new debt to Venezuela	But those two don’t give a shit about democracy. I mean for some reason opposition leaders just get shot when they talk too badly about Putin
His presentation ability is inversely correlated to Micron's capacity to print stacks.	stacks of tendies?
Omg look at those red candles	jesus christ dude. this is textbook chasing losses due to emotion. i hope you didnt close the puts when you grabbed those calls.
You aren't special faggot, I was talking in general	now kiss
Good call (lol)! Good thing you did too, it's dipping as we predicted! Wait seriously could you order me tendies to eat today? I haven't eaten properly in a while :(	TENDIES ARE FOR CLOSERS.
We were all born a month too early	My mom was 46 when I was conceived. I don’t look like my dad.
HR needs to stop bothering me with phone calls or I'm nevergoing to finish	Edging is a way of life. Keep submitting more paperwork to HR so they keep calling.
Edging is fun	I knew a girl who totally got off on that. It was strange.
That is what I'm afraid of. This week I will keep my eye on news and his shitty Twitter account. I kinda like my current tendies.	Is this code for long TWTR and FOXA?
Why not buy a fresh one? unless you can get yours back for 80k	yea you can go all in and just not buy one until you need it and hope the one you have left makes it till you die for another reason.
Not really, they're all going to ITT Tech	Trump University.
what's that	Another word for derivative
I haven't been that red guy... yet.	I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.
Exactly	soro tori da
Liver is the only organ that regenerates outside your skin. Free money.	Submit this to r/churning
That almost happened in Y2K but we updated all the computers to accept more money.	Not the irs. They only accept checks of 999,999,999
At least when you have plastic shit you have something to throw away later.	Does throwing away hopes and dreams count?
I also don't understand why it's dropped so far. Can someone give me a good ELI5, preferably with a decent amount of verbal abuse a homosexual slurs?	Their COO, Qi Lu used to be a Microsoft executive and was a 'star hire' by Baidu. Left after less than 2 years and is their 'AI expert' which Baidu is trying to captailize on instead of their shit search engine.
I bought it the day before Zuck testified because I realized that the only way it was not going up is if he had an autistic fit during the testimony. But the dude can easily afford to get the best coaching/prep in the world for whatever testimonies and speeches.	You would think that about Trump as well, so you can't be too sure
wtf you looking at faggot?	Hopefully OP is eye level w/ CEO’s waistline
For Model X I'd do it.	I'll do it for a model 3.
You should be happy about that, it’s good keep it up and consistent	That's what she said
Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol	I feel that man. Last week was rough for me.
What is this? A TV for ants?	Lot of people in the room? You need more space? Walah, right into the wall. Sometimes OP will just stand there and watch television for hours.
(Ron Howard as narrator): however it was not from lack of trying unfortunately yolo options trades rarely go as planned	Works better with Ron Jeremy as narrator.
How many ft lbs?	Tree fiddy
My grandpa does.	has gramps every heard of scrap metal
Goodbye.	Well if y’all are now dead, y’all won’t be needing your mouths unzips
Ball out and buy a phone charger	goddamn he's trading with 1% battery WTF
Oh you ridin.	Chicken is back on the menu!
I’d do your own research but I’m still really bullish. With Iran sanctions, Venezuela news, etc we could see $4/gallon this summer. CHK was trading at $25 at that price and they’ve really trimmed a lot of fat since then.	Look at price of oil per barrel, gasoline prices aren’t as good of an indicator.
Yea i just wanna know why its been slipping after huge earnings beat	Do you really think marketmakers are just going to let the 200,000 calls just profit?? It's just pushing them out and making sure to let them expire worthless.. you know the drill.
He probably just made another 40k.	Papa sayjay does not disappoint
Glad I didn't bust my nut at open then.	Me too. Collect your tendies.
They’re probably all dumping their employee stock as they leave	You’re so smart.
Shop is made for retards and autists in mind. Aka this youth	A typical small-biz online reseller that wants to get things done quickly.
I’m pretty sure it’s apple because it starts with ‘a’	Should be Amazon then
Uso man	6/15 15C?
slang for McDonald's. the crossover price point where you can afford McDonalds tendies for lunch	Did not know this. Thanks.
kids on after hours don't know if they should buy or sell, but when the big boys are out tm, I would anticipate this to be higher. It also really depends on analysts upgrades and sentiment, but I only see upside. This is sucha big buy back..jesus	Exactly, a lot of analysts expected some kind of buybacks/dividends to shareholders but $10 bills is fucking massive. The CFO literally said he should drop his microphone and walk away. It's massive. I think $65 end of the month would be conservative IMO.
Is it really a Yolo if you have the ability to add more dollars? I always viewed yolos as a play where you put just enough aside to purchase a piece of cardboard and a marker for panhandling in case it doesn't work out.	You just went full retard. Never go full retard
on yahoo finance boards, MU has nearly double the amount of posts that amazon has and 10x what intel has. there is an absurd amount of retail investors trading it and it is kind of worrisome.	over 85% of float is institutionally owned, but MU has heavy volume and the idiots panic easily.
tl;dr I’m a faggot	Ur wife is gay for telling you to stop winning free money off the backs of wrestlers
pretty good. 200 flat fee \+ 5&#37; for any margin use above 50k. i know for sure that IB has the best rates though	With half mill trades you will save a lot on ib.
Has he dropped a “machine learning” in there yet?	Psh that's amateur. Try 'deep neural networks' to get them drooling.
I'm balls deep in Walmart too	Im tits deep in WMT. Facccccckkkkk
At this point I'm pretty sure people just wait till their phones about to die to screenshot.	thx for the tip
It's not lost until he sells. Fool proof strategy.	Or until bankruptcy
Unfortunately, I only have 7 contracts.	Can still go with selling \~4 of them \(whatever near your total contract cost\), and keep the remaining 2\~3 to alleviate fear of missing out.
I bagheld ADSK for a quarter when they announced the layoffs/restructuring during the ER, but it recovered. Why would they go to shit again?	10.85% run up before earnings. Earnings beat is priced in.
ADBE is on a one way ticket to the moon. It also doesn’t stop for passengers	Is it already to late?... was busy with MU that I missed the one way ticket
[Venus Feng](https://res.cloudinary.com/hrscywv4p/image/upload/c_limit,fl_lossy,h_320,w_320,f_auto,q_auto/v1/277357/nybbdle1qhuhyy47ifjk.jpg)	>tfw when no asian qt 3.14 bloomberg reporter gf
100 minus age rule? Tf?	No one tell him!
damn. i almost bought calls 3 weeks ago, but there was no volume.	Could have just lifted some offers...
you're a fucking slut you know that right	OP, repeatedly mutter 'fuck me harder daddy' under your breath and it'll moon to $1
all but like two or three analysts have earnings decreasing starting next FY, the bitches	Motherfucker just bought back $10 billion that ain't happening haha
I know but I figured I’d try to get at least start discussion on the subject of making money	OP, you looking to get yo meat sucked? Because you’ve come to the right sub ...
“If you don’t stop in 5 minutes I’m calling security!”	'it's not gay if you don't finish!'
Submit this to r/churning	Damn, this shit is one step above extreme couponing.
Does throwing away hopes and dreams count?	No just throwing away money counts
Can you please link me to where you get the trade info from? I want to look around, not necessarily JD related. Thanks.	ADVFN
Just paid $4.60 for the good shit in Chicago. It’s begun.	lol seriously? If it goes up to 100/barrel I’m eating well
Good companies tend to hire a minimum of 2 smart indian dudes, and 1 CFO willing to do a mic drop	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbE2J3RPPco
She was shorting mu when it was at its most vulnerable. Huge turn off imo	She was making money though
Exactly we all have calls expecting it to go to the moon. Where have you been?	Someone has to fall on the sword... any takers? 🦗🦗🦗
I had to explain the missing money somehow	Stop ordering hookers and calling them 'options'
I sold a 54.50 and a 55. Really hoping for a dip so I don’t get assigned this week lol.	I don't think this is going under 55 again

Wow, just like model 3 and S!

Hey faggot... The model s is about the same price as this newly announced performance model 3... Get the semen out of your eyes and read

Sorry, still feeling the side effects from my recent vaccinations

You're supposed to do those daily for max trading performance

Still waiting for my white privilege to start kicking in......

I keep hearing about this white privledge but I'm poor. How do I cash in on it? I'm obviously not using my privilege correctly

Lol man that’s fucking disgusting. Hilarious.

Cannot unsee it.

Don’t worry it was already within you this whole time, determined by your chromosomes!

+10% chromosomes = +10% stock gains

You’ll have to teach me how to do that.

Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night

FUCK YAH BABY. Papa needs a new Rolex.

A new rolex?, motherfucker I need a new Ferrari boii. If we not touching M's then it ain't risky enough. Haha

omg I'd lose all faith in the stonks market if that happened.

hahaha TSLA somewhere near $50b eval so don't worry yet

God’s not listening to you

God hates me.

Typical Bear

When people get their cock out and say “Now watch this”, it usually end badly. Your mum has sharp teeth.

Fuck you. Finna rip bull ALL DAY

You finna sip on redbull all day? Dam son. Why fuck me tho?

10k isn’t enough for emergency repair of our yachts tho

>implying that I don't have a second yacht to use when the first one needs repairs

I thought that number seemed low. I don't know a single college that only charges $6k/year. Minimum is usually $10k.

I paid 4K a semester.

Ready for tomorrow boys?

Just sold for 35% gain

I love $, I hate $FB. There are other places to get $

fag

😂😂. Just curious, PDT doesn't affect cash accounts does it?

No, but a cash account can't trade with unsettled funds, which is a huge trade-off. T+2 is rough when your money is being put to work instead of sitting as cash.

Take viagra. One in the morning and one at night

”masterbate”

My dude, you're missing out.

what do you do, open it up and input an mp4 url?

probably adobe after effects and/or premier pro

Wat how does anyone here have enough money for this software

About half do. Which gets upvoted depends on if we're green or red for the day.

Right. Not all for sure though.

You can buy the model x right now if you have the money.

*Narrator: He doesn't.*

I'm just trying to tell you how cool I am. And sum up my recent plays.

Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol

Inflation is happening mostly due to full employment.

labor force participation rate is still pretty low though, but yeah it would be difficult to have a much lower rate at this point

Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true

Obligatory /r/cantwatchscottstots

Can't believe NVDA is up almost 5 bucks

Well, fuck. Bunch of pussies sold off.

that was 3 weeks ago. 3 weeks

Shhh let him buy calls on priced in info.

If it doesn’t make sense to you or you don’t like it you aren’t the target audience, it’s not that hard everything isn’t made with you in mind. To answer your question tho, it’s Mexicans

Ever heard of rednecks?

FAKE DD NEWS. Consumer OLED tvs are minimum 55' fag. Dis is LCD crap. LONG OLED.

THIS SHIT IS MADE IN CHINA. IF LED WAS BETTER, THE CHINESE WOULD HAVE THEM EVERYWHERE.

Link no worky

[https://www.google.com/search?q=&#37;24DOW](https://www.google.com/search?q=%24DOW)

Weekly’s?

I bought about 3wks ago... I had 4.5 calls I was holding last week... And fucked myself holding

I mean, at the end of the day, odds are your degree is gonna be worthless anyhow.

If you pick a stupid degree

is there a derivative on this guy's derivative I could get in on?

Is there a derivative combining different pieces of these two derivatives that I could get in on?

SHOP wasnt a scandal so much as the lemon party research guy running his short scam

Eh, point is buy the bad news. OH, I almost forgot INTC that time they did a bad thing.

US is also said to have pointed discussions with the Russians and Chinese with regards to issuing new debt to Venezuela

But those two don’t give a shit about democracy. I mean for some reason opposition leaders just get shot when they talk too badly about Putin

His presentation ability is inversely correlated to Micron's capacity to print stacks.

stacks of tendies?

Omg look at those red candles

jesus christ dude. this is textbook chasing losses due to emotion. i hope you didnt close the puts when you grabbed those calls.

You aren't special faggot, I was talking in general

now kiss

Good call (lol)! Good thing you did too, it's dipping as we predicted! Wait seriously could you order me tendies to eat today? I haven't eaten properly in a while :(

TENDIES ARE FOR CLOSERS.

We were all born a month too early

My mom was 46 when I was conceived. I don’t look like my dad.

HR needs to stop bothering me with phone calls or I'm nevergoing to finish

Edging is a way of life. Keep submitting more paperwork to HR so they keep calling.

Edging is fun

I knew a girl who totally got off on that. It was strange.

That is what I'm afraid of. This week I will keep my eye on news and his shitty Twitter account. I kinda like my current tendies.

Is this code for long TWTR and FOXA?

Why not buy a fresh one? unless you can get yours back for 80k

yea you can go all in and just not buy one until you need it and hope the one you have left makes it till you die for another reason.

Not really, they're all going to ITT Tech

Trump University.

what's that

Another word for derivative

I haven't been that red guy... yet.

I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.

Exactly

soro tori da

Liver is the only organ that regenerates outside your skin. Free money.

Submit this to r/churning

That almost happened in Y2K but we updated all the computers to accept more money.

Not the irs. They only accept checks of 999,999,999

At least when you have plastic shit you have something to throw away later.

Does throwing away hopes and dreams count?

I also don't understand why it's dropped so far. Can someone give me a good ELI5, preferably with a decent amount of verbal abuse a homosexual slurs?

Their COO, Qi Lu used to be a Microsoft executive and was a 'star hire' by Baidu. Left after less than 2 years and is their 'AI expert' which Baidu is trying to captailize on instead of their shit search engine.

I bought it the day before Zuck testified because I realized that the only way it was not going up is if he had an autistic fit during the testimony. But the dude can easily afford to get the best coaching/prep in the world for whatever testimonies and speeches.

You would think that about Trump as well, so you can't be too sure

wtf you looking at faggot?

Hopefully OP is eye level w/ CEO’s waistline

For Model X I'd do it.

I'll do it for a model 3.

You should be happy about that, it’s good keep it up and consistent

That's what she said

Well I did the same thing and lost all my money so I didn’t know if u were trolling me or not lol

I feel that man. Last week was rough for me.

What is this? A TV for ants?

Lot of people in the room? You need more space? Walah, right into the wall. Sometimes OP will just stand there and watch television for hours.

(Ron Howard as narrator): however it was not from lack of trying unfortunately yolo options trades rarely go as planned

Works better with Ron Jeremy as narrator.

How many ft lbs?

Tree fiddy

My grandpa does.

has gramps every heard of scrap metal

Goodbye.

Well if y’all are now dead, y’all won’t be needing your mouths *unzips*

Ball out and buy a phone charger

goddamn he's trading with 1% battery WTF

Oh you ridin.

Chicken is back on the menu!

I’d do your own research but I’m still really bullish. With Iran sanctions, Venezuela news, etc we could see $4/gallon this summer. CHK was trading at $25 at that price and they’ve really trimmed a lot of fat since then.

Look at price of oil per barrel, gasoline prices aren’t as good of an indicator.

Yea i just wanna know why its been slipping after huge earnings beat

Do you really think marketmakers are just going to let the 200,000 calls just profit?? It's just pushing them out and making sure to let them expire worthless.. you know the drill.

He probably just made another 40k.

Papa sayjay does not disappoint

Glad I didn't bust my nut at open then.

Me too. Collect your tendies.

They’re probably all dumping their employee stock as they leave

You’re so smart.

Shop is made for retards and autists in mind. Aka this youth

A typical small-biz online reseller that wants to get things done quickly.

I’m pretty sure it’s apple because it starts with ‘a’

Should be Amazon then

Uso man

6/15 15C?

slang for McDonald's. the crossover price point where you can afford McDonalds tendies for lunch

Did not know this. Thanks.

kids on after hours don't know if they should buy or sell, but when the big boys are out tm, I would anticipate this to be higher. It also really depends on analysts upgrades and sentiment, but I only see upside. This is sucha big buy back..jesus

Exactly, a lot of analysts expected some kind of buybacks/dividends to shareholders but $10 bills is fucking massive. The CFO literally said he should drop his microphone and walk away. It's massive. I think $65 end of the month would be conservative IMO.

Is it really a Yolo if you have the ability to add more dollars? I always viewed yolos as a play where you put just enough aside to purchase a piece of cardboard and a marker for panhandling in case it doesn't work out.

You just went full retard. Never go full retard

on yahoo finance boards, MU has nearly double the amount of posts that amazon has and 10x what intel has. there is an absurd amount of retail investors trading it and it is kind of worrisome.

over 85% of float is institutionally owned, but MU has heavy volume and the idiots panic easily.

tl;dr I’m a faggot

Ur wife is gay for telling you to stop winning free money off the backs of wrestlers

pretty good. 200 flat fee \+ 5&#37; for any margin use above 50k. i know for sure that IB has the best rates though

With half mill trades you will save a lot on ib.

Has he dropped a “machine learning” in there yet?

Psh that's amateur. Try 'deep neural networks' to get them drooling.

I'm balls deep in Walmart too

Im tits deep in WMT. Facccccckkkkk

At this point I'm pretty sure people just wait till their phones about to die to screenshot.

thx for the tip

It's not lost until he sells. Fool proof strategy.

Or until bankruptcy

Unfortunately, I only have 7 contracts.

Can still go with selling \~4 of them $whatever near your total contract cost$, and keep the remaining 2\~3 to alleviate fear of missing out.

I bagheld ADSK for a quarter when they announced the layoffs/restructuring during the ER, but it recovered. Why would they go to shit again?

10.85% run up before earnings. Earnings beat is priced in.

ADBE is on a one way ticket to the moon. It also doesn’t stop for passengers

Is it already to late?... was busy with MU that I missed the one way ticket

[Venus Feng](https://res.cloudinary.com/hrscywv4p/image/upload/c_limit,fl_lossy,h_320,w_320,f_auto,q_auto/v1/277357/nybbdle1qhuhyy47ifjk.jpg)

>tfw when no asian qt 3.14 bloomberg reporter gf

100 minus age rule? Tf?

No one tell him!

damn. i almost bought calls 3 weeks ago, but there was no volume.

Could have just lifted some offers...

you're a fucking slut you know that right

OP, repeatedly mutter 'fuck me harder daddy' under your breath and it'll moon to $1

all but like two or three analysts have earnings decreasing starting next FY, the bitches

Motherfucker just bought back $10 billion that ain't happening haha

I know but I figured I’d try to get at least start discussion on the subject of making money

OP, you looking to get yo meat sucked? Because you’ve come to the right sub ...

“If you don’t stop in 5 minutes I’m calling security!”

'it's not gay if you don't finish!'

Submit this to r/churning

Damn, this shit is one step above extreme couponing.

Does throwing away hopes and dreams count?

No just throwing away money counts

Can you please link me to where you get the trade info from? I want to look around, not necessarily JD related. Thanks.

ADVFN

Just paid $4.60 for the good shit in Chicago. It’s begun.

lol seriously? If it goes up to 100/barrel I’m eating well

Good companies tend to hire a minimum of 2 smart indian dudes, and 1 CFO willing to do a mic drop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbE2J3RPPco

She was shorting mu when it was at its most vulnerable. Huge turn off imo

She was making money though

Exactly we all have calls expecting it to go to the moon. Where have you been?

Someone has to fall on the sword... any takers? 🦗🦗🦗

I had to explain the missing money somehow

Stop ordering hookers and calling them 'options'

I sold a 54.50 and a 55. Really hoping for a dip so I don’t get assigned this week lol.

I don't think this is going under 55 again