Balloon.Club / app.py
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import streamlit as st
import random
# List of jokes
jokes = [
"πŸ©ΈπŸ’‰πŸ“ Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.",
"πŸ΄πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ‘€ Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu – you get what you deserve.",
"πŸ’€βŒπŸ’ͺ Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.",
"πŸ©ΈπŸ’‰πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ Why did the doctor always carry a red pen? In case he needed to draw some blood.",
"πŸ’ͺπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄ I'm not feeling very work-out-y today. I think I might have a case of gymnesia.",
"β˜•οΈβ„οΈπŸ˜· Why did the hipster get sick? He drank his coffee before it was cool.",
"πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†πŸ‘ Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of medicine.",
"πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ¬ Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.",
"πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ”Ό Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift spirits naturally.",
"πŸ₯¬πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ¦– I'm on a health kick – I'm drinking kale smoothies and jogging every day. It's exhausting – I'm starting to feel like a vegetarian T-Rex.",
"πŸŒπŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ˜· Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.",
"🎈🌬️🚫 I tried to start a hot air balloon club for people with asthma. It never really took off.",
"πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈπŸ’»πŸŒ What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-ologist.",
"πŸ¦ πŸ”¬πŸ’‰ Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.",
"πŸ‘“πŸŽ©πŸ‡ Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.",
"πŸ€•πŸ”§πŸ˜– What's the best way to cure a headache? Put your head in a vise and tighten it until the headache goes away.",
"πŸ’ͺπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€ͺ I think I'm getting a cold. I've been coughing so much that my abs have a six-pack.",
"πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‰πŸ˜± Why did the nurse refuse to give the vampire a shot? He might have had a bat reaction.",
"πŸ₯🦡πŸ₯ Why did the man with a broken leg cross the road? To get to the other side of the hospital.",
"πŸšͺπŸŽ‰πŸ₯‡ Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'No-bell' prize."
]
# Add sliders to adjust the number of jokes to display and the size of the font
num_jokes = st.sidebar.slider("Number of jokes to display", 1, len(jokes), 5)
font_size = st.sidebar.slider("Font size", 12, 36, 24)
# Shuffle the list of