PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING
Known community threat identified
Brayden Powers
Height:
5'6" (compensating)
Weight:
340 lbs of pure lard
Status:
DANGEROUS
Known Aliases:
"The Cuck King", "Tiny Tyrant"
Last Known Location:
Likely lurking near your local buffet or stalking his next victim
Known Behavioral Patterns
Romantic Failures
- Cheated on 3 times (keeps going back for more punishment)
- Sent unsolicited "meat pics" to other men (despite claiming to be straight)
- Obsessed with being cucked - will beg exes who cheated on him to take him back
Dangerous Ideologies
- Openly racist - has been known to chase African Americans off campus
- Admires historical mass murderers (Hitler, Stalin, etc.)
- Pattern of stalking behavior toward women and children
Physical Characteristics
- Moves at approximately 0.5 mph due to excessive mass
- Leaves grease stains on furniture he sits on
- Distinct odor of desperation and boiled hot dogs
Safety Recommendations
Keep your distance: Maintain at least 20 feet - both for safety and to avoid the smell radius
Secure your home: Install security cameras - he's been known to stalk families
Protect your children: Warn them about this individual and his predatory patterns
Relationship warning: Keep your partner away - he's desperate and may try to insert himself
How to Report
If you encounter this individual or become a victim of his behavior:
Local Authorities
Call 911 if you feel immediately threatened
Anonymous Tip
Submit information about his activities
