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The only thing cooler than kristen stewart's hair is her dress with pockets
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What kind of key opens a casket? a skeleton key.
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Back-to-school survival guide, part i: master the schedule
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Jesus was definitely a black man. he never once saw his father
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As a true 'joan ranger,' this is why i don't want to see kathy griffin on 'fashion police'
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My friend told me to sing wonderwall i said maybe.
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If even one person believes steven spielberg killed a dino, it's too many
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What do you think jesus' favorite gun would be? a nail gun
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All proceeds of this adorable uterus emoji app will go to planned parenthood
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So if you help jack get on the horse... do you help jack off the horse?
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What makes an isis joke funny? the execution edit: this literally blew up! rip my inbox
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One thing about virtual reality that everyone should remember
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What are parents that you can see through? transparents
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Since we're doing pirate jokes. what does every pirate hate? a small chest with no booty.
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Gop senator defends democratic opponent hit by anti-muslim attacks
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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero? tareable
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Should i tell my future child about my first marriage?
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Childhood cancer: the continued shortage of life-saving drugs
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How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? when she fits in your wife's jeans.
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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.
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You're like that person playing pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.
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I watched americas got talent for 15 minutes and i beg to differ.
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Who was the best prostitute in history? ms.packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died.
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Elephant mother knows how to get things done (video)
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Friday talking points -- toss of a coin
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These ceos wanted to ‘fix the debt’ until trump proposed a massive corporate tax cut
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What do you call a rich black man? a tycoon.
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Why snoop dogg can't eat a hotdog... because he drops it like it's hot!
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Imagine if they had toilets in elevators i mean, that would be some next level shit.
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Q: how do you stop a french tank? a: shoot the guy that's pushing it!
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Jimmy fallon and jennifer garner play 'rock, paper, scissors, pie'
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Some people are about as useful as the r in february.
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Gop illinois governor signs major voting reform into law
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Michael moore says voting for donald trump is just legal terrorism
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Van gogh's best friend was his brother theo he would often lend him an ear.
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Amtrak train slams commuters with an avalanche of snow
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And the most enviable job in journalism goes to...
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The rnc is selling 'sickening' donald trump-themed merch ahead of mother's day
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The biggest movies of 2015, if they were legos
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'saturday night live' celebrates halloween with spooktacular montage
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Dad in 'baby doe' case says mom not to blame for toddler's death
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The naked face project: lessons learned from relinquishing my eyeliner & going makeup-free
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'one in a million' mom with rare disorder beat the odds to have a baby (video)
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Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a note 7 in my car allahu akbar
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What do you call a paraplegic with ebola? a parabola.
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This tiny robot stingray made from gold and rat hearts can also swim
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Trump campaign cuts ties with ohio gop chairman
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They say parrots don't like change... so you could that they are very right-winged.
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Destination wedding tips for the bride(smaid) on budget
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How many alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side
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What do you call a skydiving criminal condescending
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Why are gay people so fashionable? because they spend so long in the closet.
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Starbucks verismo review: the new home-brew coffee machine
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The olympic committee awards the 2024 games to macron, not trump
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Trump campaign: it's not the job of a debate moderator to fact-check
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Why gloom and doom is not a good strategy for climate change advocates
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Danny devito divorce: celebrities who made extravagant purchases post-split
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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? kryptocurrency
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Out of breath climbing stairs, danny patton decided it was time for a change and lost 200 pounds
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Sen. marco rubio booed at school shooting town hall as he refuses to reject nra funds
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Joe biden -- a view of 44 years
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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? a mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
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Charlie sheen sues national enquirer over corey haim rape allegation
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Why does caterpie like margarine? because it's butterfree.
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Them: can you describe yourself in five words? me: stay at home couch accessory.
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A muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. the bartender says, hello mr.president.
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Newt gingrich defends donald trump by accusing megyn kelly of being obsessed with sex
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Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? because they love those new boots!
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The music of strangers: a film review by dr. lloyd sederer
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*holds bunny ears over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*
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So i downloaded a drawing program from the piratebay the other day... ...it was pretty sketchy.
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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on reddit? (offensive)
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Postcards from lebanon: part 4 in a series of cancer-related commentary
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What do you call some who is afraid of santa? clausetrophobic. i'm here all week.
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I like my women like i like my coffee! ground up and in the freezer.
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An inverse exorcism... when you have to summon satan to get the priest out of the boy.
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It's so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
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Helen keller walks into a bar... then a table...then a chair.
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Crossfit: miss america mallory hagan and other celebrities who love the workout
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How growing up a loner made melissa mccarthy an a-list comic
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House beautiful july/august 2012 celebrates small spaces with big style (photos)
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandad not screaming and crying like his passengers.
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I treat pavement like tampax because some bitches bleed on it!
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35 perfect tweets about 'bachelor in paradise' season 4, episodes 3 & 4
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Annual los angeles immigrant's mass highlights unaccompanied children
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Comic sans is like if guy fieri were a font.
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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? snout about!
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Art world responds to the devastating orlando nightclub shooting
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Getting sick may be evolution's way of telling you to stay home
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Brad pitt's furniture line has frank pollaro's art deco touch (photos)
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10 banks foreclosing on the most homes: 24/7 wall st.
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What is michael j. fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake
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Food informants: a week in the life of stella rankin, partner at pinch food design catering
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What did mick jones say when he offended the arabs sorry i'm a foreigner
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I think my iphone is broken i keep pressing the home button but i am still at work
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Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers.
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Macron tells may door remains open to stay in eu
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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? super bait
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Who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?
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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? it was nervous
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