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Ballet dancers explain those signature leotards, leg warmers and other style secrets
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon? i stayed in oh
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How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? when all the hot dogs taste like shit.
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*goes down on one knee* one knee: i have a girlfriend
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Fortune cookie- you will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: lol that's so you!
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One senator's 'burr-b-q-showdown' fundraiser was more important than a hearing on military suicides
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The inspiration to act beyond the buzzer, how sports inspire change
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Why did the farmer feed his cows money? he wanted rich milk.
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We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. we see you...
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Social media gone awry: tips for teens to stay safe
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Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, i know a shortcut.
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7 years after katrina, new orleans homeless twice pre-storm level
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A short joke for you redditors what did the buffalo say to his son? bison.
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What do you call winnie the pooh's grandmother? poohnanni
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Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!
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Video shows dramatic confrontation between police, suspect before fatal shooting
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Mars rover landing set for august 5, nasa's 'curiosity' team says
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'game of thrones' creators 'never set out to offend anyone'
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Stevie wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. his life flashed before his ears.
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How to comfort a grammar nazi: pat their shoulder and say, their, they're, there.
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Cow: why don't you shoo those flies? bull: i'll let them go barefoot!
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What do you call an detective's glasses? inspectacles
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Did harper's bazaar go too far with fashion week emojis? (photos, poll)
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Does it make a difference if the mass shooting victims were possibly trump backers?
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Paul mocks obamas for wanting daughters to have minimum wage jobs
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All we know for sure about the ryan lochte story is that these are good tweets
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Museum of new hampshire history apologizes to abby duffy, blind girl, for taking her cane
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Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either.
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London deploys the 'talon' to thwart car-ramming attacks
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Margot robbie had a 'boss moment' in response to question about her marriage
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What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? are you done?
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Yo mama so fat nasa has to orbit a satellite around her!
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My girlfriend calls me the gas station... because i have 6-10 pumps.
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Dow closes down 588 points amid worries of china slowdown
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Did you hear about the new transgender operation? it's called a strapadictomy
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This guy's rendition of adele's 'hello' is why the internet was created
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Why are feet so funny? because they're heel areas ... i'll show myself out
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A vegan invited my friends and i to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down.
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Big recipes for large, family-style dinner parties that won't make you crazy (photos)
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Putting 'official' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you
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If future me us reading this some how, please reply asap need help with my life
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Australia like mars? dirt in outback may mimic red planet's soil, opal study suggests
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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? annette.
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These dogs in bow ties will make you smile
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Donald trump calls on hillary clinton to shut down clinton foundation
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What do you call a mexican garden hose in canada? joseh
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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? it's asbestos could be.
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My girlfriend is a game girl and i'm the game boy
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Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. but numbers can, 3/10.
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Anthony wayne smith, former nfl player, ordered to stand trial for 4 murders
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Why we'll never be able to let our beloved magazines go
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The top 10 most jeb! moments of the 2016 race
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Wise words from kids we can all learn from
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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. i don't remember..
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Yesterday i came out of the closet. then realized i should probably stop masturbating in my closet.
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What did god say after she made eve? practice makes perfect.
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Roger federer asked what the large silver dish was for. seconds, they replied.
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Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. they both got six months.
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Chelsea clinton throws subtle shade at donald trump jr. over india foreign policy speech
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10 warning signs that you're currently reading a list
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Seriously, this is the last time i trust a baby with firearms.
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Undocumented immigrant acquitted in kate steinle shooting gets 3 years on gun charge
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Why 8 hours of sleep makes you fearless
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Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? darth vader.
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A man in a wheelchair walks into the room... um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)
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Heartburn pills linked to increased risk of kidney disease
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I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to earth.
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Chuck norris does not style his hair. it lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Why didn't the african go to the classical music event? he was a baroque ass' negro
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My friend was the best at russian roulette. he only lost once.
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What would new zealand be called if it had a fascist government? not zealand.
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Sienna miller shows off her new-mama style in printed pants (photo)
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When my nine-year-old and i talked about charleston
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Do you know what twitter is? it's the spot between your twat and shitter.
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Turquoise is the best colour. it's been cyantifically proven.
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What's the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from their camps.
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Holiday typo: give my beast to your lovely wife!
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Diane lane: it's time to take women's rights 'beyond the plateau'
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Twitter is just linkedin for the chronically unemployed.
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Lawyer joke thread submit your favorite lawyer jokes!
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Drew barrymore does her makeup on the subway
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Knock knock who's there... little boy blue... little boy blue who... michael jackson...
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9 places for travelers to blow off steam (photos)
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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? boko harambe
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? hare in your milk!
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Justin trudeau, other world leaders praise net neutrality ahead of fcc's planned repeal
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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? because they pack light.
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How much do they pay you to protest?
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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? you put them back in the wheelchair
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Curing my blindness by turning off my smartphone
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I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but i don't care.
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You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? hi.
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Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg.
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Prettiest drives: what's the ultimate summer road trip route?
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Alabama official proposes ten commandments display, says it 'has nothing to do with religion'
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What do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight.
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You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game.
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As hurricane matthew nears haiti, some resist going to shelters
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