CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? pilatte	true
This black woman didn't see anyone who looked like her cosplaying — so she changed the game	false
Home deal breakers: 10 things in a guy's house women can't stand (photos)	false
Sometimes i wrestle with my demons. sometimes we just snuggle.	true
The oscars so white i gotta wear shades.	true
Dog trapped for 5 weeks on freeway median adopted by cop who saved her	false
Apple stock apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in china	true
Give me your best your mom... joke! like this: your mom is so fat she ate the internet!	true
Aid-in-dying gains momentum as erstwhile opponents change their minds	false
How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?	true
Behind occupy's rolling jubilee debt campaign, personal finance book for debtors and defaulters	false
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years unpresidented	true
My parents always said no drugs before marriage after that.... they just understood.	true
On trade reform, why isn't elizabeth warren teaming up with the european union?	false
Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? the only angle lacking in his life was secs.	true
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quicksand? quatro cinqo.	true
*gets stabbed omg that knife was clean right??	true
magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand	true
I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should i handle this like a sitcom or an adult	true
What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? holy fucking shit.	true
Expecto me to be there harry potter rsvping to a party	true
What's green and red and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender.	true
A mother's day gift to help working families	false
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.	true
Perfectly-hidden depression: how you started hiding and how you begin to stop	false
This is what an honest iphone 6 commercial looks like	false
The national security state – joined at the hip to terrorism	false
Why should we make gabe newell president? there won't be any world war 3. \#gaben2k16	true
Q: how do dogs order eggs at restaurants? a: pooched.	true
What did one viking war paint say to the other? poly, you're a thane.	true
The tipsy hostess' guide to cinco de mayo (gifs)	false
Paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion	false
The kkk was a conservationist group. they just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees.	true
Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? because it wasn't ceiling.	true
If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?	true
What did the pope say when a cougar crossed his path? oh my gosh i almost puma pants.	true
10 warning signs of depression (and how to eliminate it from your life)	false
The oldest nutrition advice may be the wisest	false
I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know.	true
The 2016 sag awards best-dressed list is making us feel all the feels	false
Muffins, scones & more: 10 baked goodies to brighten your morning	false
France vows to combat terror with massive rally	false
Trump's attempt to make an example of the immigrant 'caravan' is backfiring	false
What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? pissing away your future.	true
What internet provider does satan use in hell? comcast	true
A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large.	true
The cold weather is really making us want these summer wardrobes right now	false
Celebrate thanksgivukkah correctly with a deep-fried turkey (video)	false
Judge: honolulu can continue to clear, seize homeless property	false
What do you call the japanese police force? kawaii five-0	true
'east of eden' adaptation with jennifer lawrence may be split into two movies, gary ross says	false
Take two breaths and call me in the morning: an unexpected source of relief from arthritis pain	false
Kendra spears wedding to prince rahim aga khan makes model a princess (photos)	false
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots eat them all	true
What does god call his nose? god knows.	true
What do jews throw when they riot? mozeltov cocktails	true
Mattis: no evidence russia wants positive relationship with u.s.	false
Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.	true
My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. i'll show her.	true
Former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video	false
Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. my wife and i never had a common enemy before.	true
In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.	true
Man thinks he's being put to death for preaching gospel: lawyers	false
How the fbi invaded martin luther king jr.'s privacy -- and tried to blackmail him into suicide	false
Michael dell's old business card will inspire you to never forget your roots	false
The titli interviews: filmmaker kanu behl in cannes	false
Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, fast!	true
I hit a kid with my car last night then i realized it was only a goat.	true
5 amazing cities for raising a family (and they aren't where you think)	false
What always stays hot in the refrigerator? horseradish	true
What do black people get when they die? nigger mortis	true
Waxing on your period & more 'down-there' grooming questions you were too afraid to ask	false
Turkey mourns as funerals begin for victims of istanbul terror attack	false
What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?	true
You don't need a parachute to go sky diving you need a parachute to go sky diving twice	true
House gives itself well-deserved break, will average two workdays a week in d.c. for 2016	false
What do cats read in the morning ? mewspapers !	true
Lpt: when cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.	true
We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.	true
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? coop-cakes !	true
What do you call a learned spider? a webdesigner	true
Twitter explodes over trump's surprise at the demands of being president	false
Bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras	false
There are 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't.	true
John boehner begins new chapter at high-powered d.c. lobbying firm	false
So, a snake walks into a bar.... and the bartender asks in surprise how'd you do that?!	true
Hypercard: the original bridge over the digital divide	false
Why 'doing what you love' isn't enough when starting a business	false
Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish the results speak for themselves.	true
The usa freedom grown-ups are donald trump's worst nightmare	false
Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? because they don't believe in higher powers.	true
10 pieces of swag that fully express your love for rosé	false
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? the answer may shock you.	true
Okay, let's get this straight. there's no way everyone has the best boyfriend in the world.	true
Led wedding ring lights up when groom-to-be is near (photos)	false
'friend request accepted': photographer ty morin raises $7,000 to meet all his facebook friends	false
What do ted cruz and an impotent japanese man have in common? neither can achieve an election	true
Chris christie threatens to 'go nuclear' in the next gop debate	false
Which is the smartest tall mountain? mt. cleverest hue hue	true
25 things you hate yourself for saying (photos)	false

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? pilatte

true

This black woman didn't see anyone who looked like her cosplaying — so she changed the game

false

Home deal breakers: 10 things in a guy's house women can't stand (photos)

false

Sometimes i wrestle with my demons. sometimes we just snuggle.

true

The oscars so white i gotta wear shades.

true

Dog trapped for 5 weeks on freeway median adopted by cop who saved her

false

Apple stock apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in china

true

Give me your best your mom... joke! like this: your mom is so fat she ate the internet!

true

Aid-in-dying gains momentum as erstwhile opponents change their minds

false

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?

true

Behind occupy's rolling jubilee debt campaign, personal finance book for debtors and defaulters

false

Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years unpresidented

true

My parents always said no drugs before marriage after that.... they just understood.

true

On trade reform, why isn't elizabeth warren teaming up with the european union?

false

Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? the only angle lacking in his life was secs.

true

What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quicksand? quatro cinqo.

true

*gets stabbed omg that knife was clean right??

true

*magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*

true

I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should i handle this like a sitcom or an adult

true

What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? holy fucking shit.

true

Expecto me to be there harry potter rsvping to a party

true

What's green and red and goes 100 mph? a frog in a blender.

true

A mother's day gift to help working families

false

What's the difference between jam and jelly? i don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.

true

Perfectly-hidden depression: how you started hiding and how you begin to stop

false

This is what an honest iphone 6 commercial looks like

false

The national security state – joined at the hip to terrorism

false

Why should we make gabe newell president? there won't be any world war 3. \#gaben2k16

true

Q: how do dogs order eggs at restaurants? a: pooched.

true

What did one viking war paint say to the other? poly, you're a thane.

true

The tipsy hostess' guide to cinco de mayo (gifs)

false

Paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion

false

The kkk was a conservationist group. they just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees.

true

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? because it wasn't ceiling.

true

If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?

true

What did the pope say when a cougar crossed his path? oh my gosh i almost puma pants.

true

10 warning signs of depression (and how to eliminate it from your life)

false

The oldest nutrition advice may be the wisest

false

I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know.

true

The 2016 sag awards best-dressed list is making us feel all the feels

false

Muffins, scones & more: 10 baked goodies to brighten your morning

false

France vows to combat terror with massive rally

false

Trump's attempt to make an example of the immigrant 'caravan' is backfiring

false

What do you call someone who spends all day masturbating in the restroom? pissing away your future.

true

What internet provider does satan use in hell? comcast

true

A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large.

true

The cold weather is really making us want these summer wardrobes right now

false

Celebrate thanksgivukkah correctly with a deep-fried turkey (video)

false

Judge: honolulu can continue to clear, seize homeless property

false

What do you call the japanese police force? kawaii five-0

true

'east of eden' adaptation with jennifer lawrence may be split into two movies, gary ross says

false

Take two breaths and call me in the morning: an unexpected source of relief from arthritis pain

false

Kendra spears wedding to prince rahim aga khan makes model a princess (photos)

false

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots eat them all

true

What does god call his nose? god knows.

true

What do jews throw when they riot? mozeltov cocktails

true

Mattis: no evidence russia wants positive relationship with u.s.

false

Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.

true

My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. i'll show her.

true

Former sorority sister speaks out about girl-on-girl hate in viral video

false

Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. my wife and i never had a common enemy before.

true

In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

true

Man thinks he's being put to death for preaching gospel: lawyers

false

How the fbi invaded martin luther king jr.'s privacy -- and tried to blackmail him into suicide

false

Michael dell's old business card will inspire you to never forget your roots

false

The titli interviews: filmmaker kanu behl in cannes

false

Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, fast!

true

I hit a kid with my car last night then i realized it was only a goat.

true

5 amazing cities for raising a family (and they aren't where you think)

false

What always stays hot in the refrigerator? horseradish

true

What do black people get when they die? nigger mortis

true

Waxing on your period & more 'down-there' grooming questions you were too afraid to ask

false

Turkey mourns as funerals begin for victims of istanbul terror attack

false

What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

true

You don't need a parachute to go sky diving you need a parachute to go sky diving twice

true

House gives itself well-deserved break, will average two workdays a week in d.c. for 2016

false

What do cats read in the morning ? mewspapers !

true

Lpt: when cooking chicken, it needs a lot of support alone, it tastes absolutely fowl.

true

We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.

true

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? coop-cakes !

true

What do you call a learned spider? a webdesigner

true

Twitter explodes over trump's surprise at the demands of being president

false

Bad policy threatens promise of expanded use of police body cameras

false

There are 10 types of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't.

true

John boehner begins new chapter at high-powered d.c. lobbying firm

false

So, a snake walks into a bar.... and the bartender asks in surprise how'd you do that?!

true

Hypercard: the original bridge over the digital divide

false

Why 'doing what you love' isn't enough when starting a business

false

Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish the results speak for themselves.

true

The usa freedom grown-ups are donald trump's worst nightmare

false

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? because they don't believe in higher powers.

true

10 pieces of swag that fully express your love for rosé

false

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? the answer may shock you.

true

Okay, let's get this straight. there's no way everyone has the best boyfriend in the world.

true

Led wedding ring lights up when groom-to-be is near (photos)

false

'friend request accepted': photographer ty morin raises $7,000 to meet all his facebook friends

false

What do ted cruz and an impotent japanese man have in common? neither can achieve an election

true

Chris christie threatens to 'go nuclear' in the next gop debate

false

Which is the smartest tall mountain? mt. cleverest hue hue

true

25 things you hate yourself for saying (photos)

false