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1674068225 | 1674070035 | t3_10ffgd3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU with all my bestfriends
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Expecto_Patron_shots: How big was this "big ass shot" for one to go from barely drunk to blacked out?
YudjiK42: it was a large glass, but i reamined sane and conscious for about 30 minutes before it all started crumbling
Expecto_Patron_shots: Dude, you fucked up breakin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674068995 | 1674153641 | t3_10ffs21 | t5_2to41 | 323 | YudjiK42: TIFU with all my friends.
A few days ago, me and my 4 friends were coming back from a party barely drunk, we had all already stopped drinking. we got to my friend's house where we were going to spend the night and we ordered McDonald's to eat.
Last thing i remember is my friend forcing me to take a big ass s... | 10 | 32.3 | |
1674069372 | 1674227967 | t3_10ffxw0 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring my daughter
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S2Charlie: She will have completely forgotten this whole ordeal within a week. You're good, she's good👍
TheRealReapz: Haha yeah you're probably right. I just feel terrible about it
S2Charlie: I've scared my daughter to tears many times, now she's 6 and she loves when I ... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1674069228 | 1674093292 | t3_10ffvnn | t5_2to41 | 142 | [deleted]: TIFU by nair’ing “down there” and then trying to silently release some pressure,
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Philosopher115: I didn't even know you could use Nair like that. I though it would burn or something.
monorchism: yea give it a try its awesome, nothing like having a smooth ass after a dump
Philosopher115: True.
Pro... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1674070477 | 1674226811 | t3_10fgenl | t5_2to41 | 23 | CatAstridphe: TIFU By Underestimating A Rat
Today, I F32, fucked up by underestimating a wild rat.
For this story it's important to know I have 3 cats (Alice F10, Sparrow M2 and Ivy F1), that are all indoor/outdoor with full house access during the day (I don't want to hear about how cats should be indoor only, to ea... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1674075339 | 1674078826 | t3_10fignm | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By not going home
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shmackinhammies: Funny story, but you should break it down into paragraphs.
Fun_Tomorrow_2782: [better?](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/10fjdhp/a_compulsory_moment_turned_into_a_night_full_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidc... | 5 | 1 | |
1674077140 | 1674079083 | t3_10fiuqy | t5_2to41 | 51 | queeruption: TIFU by getting my ten year old reddit account compromised.
TIFU by getting my reddit account compromised.
This happened yesterday, hence the new account!
i've been looking for work and one of the areas i've been looking in is gig economy. i being a long time redditor knew that a lot of sub existed wher... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1674078910 | 1674082280 | t3_10fjjho | t5_2to41 | 10 | Fun_Tomorrow_2782: TIFU because of a Compulsory action that ended in pure degradation
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DrSmurfalicious: Could you not format the text like that? I have to scroll about 5 meters horizontally for each line.
Fun_Tomorrow_2782: What device are you using to read this post?
DrSmurfalicious: A computer, running Firef... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1674081629 | 1674094538 | t3_10fkp94 | t5_2to41 | 59,150 | StringLatter2790: TIFU by not sexually assaulting a girl on the first date.
I \[28M\] matched with this girl \[22F\] on bumble last year. We've been talking for a month now, we hit it off well. She's pretty, smart, likes the same things I do. We've sexted and talked about kinds and what not, but couldn't meet up until ... | 9 | 6,572.222222 | |
1674081590 | 1674084402 | t3_10fkomu | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lonely-Tip5422: tifu by guessing right that my bf js cheating on me
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Seeksp: How is that your fuck up and not his?
Lonely-Tip5422: I'm not doing to great in life and he was all I had left
Seeksp: I recently came out of a bad breakup and was gripped with hopelessness and self doubt. That's a deep hole to dig f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1674081727 | 1674179021 | t3_10fkqqa | t5_2to41 | 162 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a scammer nudes and paying…
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PhantomTroupe-2: You paid them….to unsend the picture
That’s probably the first time they’ve gotten somebody with that
Current_Translator_7: Probably not, (they have dozens of victims at one time) but I did manage to get their phone number Zelle account ... | 9 | 18 | |
1674083956 | 1674142637 | t3_10flo24 | t5_2to41 | 36 | I_Am_the_Slobster: TIFU by saying something unorthodox.
I work at a school in Canada. And, for some background, education in Canada is leaning heavily into Indigenous reconciliation and decolonizing the classroom.
I FUd on something related to that last element. Some of my colleagues and I were chatting in my classroo... | 4 | 9 | |
1674087503 | 1674098041 | t3_10fn2v7 | t5_2to41 | 121 | Bbypndabamboo: TIFU by trying to prevent my armpits from smelling, but I ended up making them smell worse
This actually happened about two weeks ago. I was scrolling through Instagram and saw a health tip from a dermatologist that mentioned using benzoyl peroxide on your body odor parts to reduce body odor smells. I in... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1674095689 | 1674168866 | t3_10fq35w | t5_2to41 | 1,350 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a party I wasn't invited to.
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Lord_Xytherius: Haven't heard from either of them for 2 years. Yet out of the blue one asks you for a ride. They're assholes, leave them in the dust.
Sansthepal: ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive, ah ah ah ah another one bites the dust, another on... | 7 | 192.857143 | |
1674102990 | 1674134557 | t3_10fskb5 | t5_2to41 | 39 | pottersfloppy: TIFU by sending a nude
So I [28m] have been talking to a girl [27f] I met a few days ago on Tinder and we really kicked it off. We’ve been talking a lot every day, with her always greeting me each morning with a text. She’s quick to reply, and has a lot to say, and I genuinely enjoy talking to her. We ev... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1674103555 | 1674150750 | t3_10fsquc | t5_2to41 | 309 | munilotthug: TIFU by having a picture of a flag on my phone
This was my wife and happened about a year ago. My son recently graduated college and is a history teacher. We bought him a 48 star US flag with the intention of getting it framed for him to hang in his class room. We were going to a place for a quote so I sug... | 7 | 44.142857 | |
1674101870 | 1674224856 | t3_10fs721 | t5_2to41 | 64 | TheElusiveGoose10: TIFU by losing my wedding ring
Yup.
I basically lost my wedding ring. And not just any ordinary ring. I hand picked the gem because it was the perfect shape AND color and the moment we saw it, we knew it was the one. What's worse is that I just cannot for the life of me, remember where I lost it.
... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1674103791 | 1674133658 | t3_10fstiz | t5_2to41 | 14 | deervsheadlights-: TIFU by giving my address and photo to a stranger
while going through the stories of people i have added on my snapchat, someone posted an ad for fake IDs. i’ve been meaning to get one for a while, and this was my chance. after adding the person in question, he agreed to give it to me for free (still... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1674103871 | 1674159102 | t3_10fsui3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ubiquitous_word: TIFU by being too scared of asking a girl out
For a while now, I have been into this girl at university. We interacted about 2 times and we barely spoke to each other, but I asked for her Instagram and she gave me. Now my feelings grew a bit more, and I decided to shoot my shot. However, I decided to p... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1674105864 | 1674113005 | t3_10ftham | t5_2to41 | 7 | jdowe201: TIFU By Saving A Girl’s pic in Snapchat
So I was on yikyak earlier and saw a post that caught my eye and thought was funny. I ended up dm’ing the op just so say hey and see what was up. Turns out she was a college student in my town. (I’m 24 for reference) I always make sure whoever I’m talking to is chill wi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674111277 | 1674150755 | t3_10fv3kr | t5_2to41 | 176 | pettyturdchucker: TIFU by throwing a turd at a lady
Earlier this evening I got into a scuffle with an assumed neighbor, and we ended up throwing dog poo at each other.
How this started. I work from home and hear my dog going nuts at the front window. When I peeked outside, I noticed a lady was letting her dog up into ... | 9 | 19.555556 | |
1674112969 | 1674118265 | t3_10fvk3c | t5_2to41 | 53 | OmankoMan_Rokujukyu: TIFU by letting my instructors see my cock doodle.
I want to start off by saying that I've never had a job and that this is my first time in a professional setting ever. The fuck up happened literal minutes ago and my breathing is still uneven and shaky.
I joined a company 3 months back and it's ... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1674090854 | 1674158915 | t3_10fock5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | koppanis: TIFU by falsely claiming credit
So I never lie, but this time it just slipped out before I noticed. As one might expect, karma always finds a way though.
I was having a good time at a bar with some friends. We were discussing some current events in my life and I thought I'd show them a meme I made recently a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1674138132 | 1674140018 | t3_10g2x8i | t5_2to41 | 5 | tree_breeze: TIFU by losing my keys and getting locked out of my room
I live in a sharehouse, and each of our rooms have a deadbolt on them. Today I decided to deadbolt my room because I thought my landlords were coming in and my housemates warned that they can sometimes snoop. FU#1
I went into work and it was busy so... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1674140334 | 1674141704 | t3_10g3s2v | t5_2to41 | -12 | rivarishinweez: TIFU my hobbies ruining my long term relationship
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Ashensukar: I assume you mean cooking oil, rather than oil at boiling temperature? Wouldn't it be better to get some prescibed ointment for your condition?
Calling dipping your balls in oil a hobby seems a bit weird
rivarishinweez: I would con... | 4 | -3 | |
1674138133 | 1674147362 | t3_10g2x91 | t5_2to41 | 6 | FlubromazoFucked: TIFU by missing the fact the best thread was locked, and then invested almost an hour reading it and the comments, then getting invested to the point I made my own thread asking why, therefore wasting more of my time.
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ItsHowWellYouMowFast: Medication, are you taking it
FlubromazoFucked: Hmmm... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1674144431 | 1674154731 | t3_10g5hmd | t5_2to41 | 26 | DrownedXoXo: TIFU By getting black out drunk and putting myself in the hospital
This happened 2 days ago and I still feel like shit... Ever since I first started drinking I have always had a bit of an alcohol problem. I have a really high alcohol tolerance, ADHD, and a lot of mental baggage. So when I start drinking..... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1674142150 | 1674222880 | t3_10g4j38 | t5_2to41 | 275 | CrashMirandacoot: TIFU by making both my roommates cry
I have recently been getting into spicy foods. It feels like lately I've been adding Sriracha or Sambal to pretty much every meal I can. I also have a couple friends who have been like this for a long time, I don't think they really enjoy any meal unless they can a... | 6 | 45.833333 | |
1674146263 | 1674147284 | t3_10g69wg | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading the notebooks my parents make before marriage.
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jaffa3811: but what was in them op?
[deleted]: Stuff about sex, couples therapy, kids, parenting, work.
jaffa3811: ahhh, stuff that couples need to discuss to have a healthy relationship, that shouldn't really be talked about infront of... | 5 | 3 | |
1674150000 | 1674179693 | t3_10g7vjb | t5_2to41 | 311 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking valuable advice and losing custody of my daughter
I don’t know what to do.
I left on Tuesday. I had a hotel room Tuesday night but could not get enough money for one last night so my daughter (11) and I slept in my car. I promised her that would be the last time we had to do that. I was ... | 9 | 34.555556 | |
1674153021 | 1674170225 | t3_10g98qp | t5_2to41 | 5,270 | Actual_Tax3258: TIFU by getting attacked by a stray dog while jerking off
Yes.
So I’ve been out in the country visiting my parents for the last month because my dad had knee surgery in December and my mother has a broken foot. During the day I help them out, run errands, lift things, reach things, fix things, feed th... | 10 | 527 | |
1674153004 | 1674193659 | t3_10g98bg | t5_2to41 | 186 | somethingsomeone24: TIFU by borrowing money form my Girlfriend
I (F25) borrowed $2,000 from my girlfriend’s (F25) credit card to pay for my parents overdue rent to avoid eviction. My Mom came to me asking for help to pay their overdue rent. At the moment. I didn’t have any money to help pay for the rent so I asked my G... | 4 | 46.5 | |
1674156752 | 1674172998 | t3_10gaugz | t5_2to41 | 61 | therealangelinaa: TIFU by having s3x on my period, he was shocked lol
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DownrightDrewski: Yeah, you need to warn the guy...
If you like him try to talk to him, but, he may be squeamish about this.
SUPERSAMMICH6996: If for nothing else than that they may not immediately think 'period' and that instead, somethin... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1674158026 | 1674162470 | t3_10gbdui | t5_2to41 | 24 | Monkeyheadcandy: TIFU had sex with my bf
Me (26F) and my BF (25M) were in for a good time and we hit it of. So I pulled down his pants, we get it on with and we go to sleep because I have an important job interview the next day. I wanted to change careers without to much experience in the field I wanted to work in s... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1674158707 | 1674241432 | t3_10gbok6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending to be an opposite sex
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pthomsen91: You are a pretty sick and twisted 16 year old.
pinktieoptional: For experimenting with their identity online? That's a shitty thing to say to anyone, especially a kid.
pthomsen91: 😂
pinktieoptional: Found the one uncomfortable with their own mas... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1674167422 | 1674168839 | t3_10gfcy6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | idoescompooters: TIFU by accruing $145 in long distance call charges for a job interview
Nothing too much to say here. I had a job interview video call to do. It was supposed to be 30 minutes but ended up going for an HOUR (at the time I had no idea I was being charged $$$). The MS Teams app on my personal MacBook Pro ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1674168519 | 1674186505 | t3_10gftu3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | PaleontologistDue401: Tifu by signing a document accusing me of something I did not do.
Yesterday at my work I had a little situation with a guy who is supposed to be a group leader/a guy who is trying to keep everything in order hybrid. One of his responsibilities is to give different roles to different people (I work... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1674171683 | 1674172972 | t3_10gh1gi | t5_2to41 | 54 | Tim3-Rainbow: TIFU by making all my clothes sparkle.
So this actually happened two or three weeks before Christmas, but I am still suffering the repercussions of it.
After getting the Christmas tree set up and putting a tree skirt under it, my dog decided to give us the first present by pissing in the floor. His urine... | 3 | 18 | |
1674173291 | 1674206832 | t3_10ghonk | t5_2to41 | 175 | lilblue01: TIFU by telling my partner about the hairy surprise he left me
A rare FU, fresh from the warm shower. I (21F) have been with my partner (20M) for a little over a year now and we’d grown really comfortable with each other really quickly, to the point where we were engaged within 6 months of meeting each other... | 4 | 43.75 | |
1674174609 | 1674177729 | t3_10gi6t9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | AlmostChristmasNow: TIFU by being “allergic” to heat
Three weeks ago, on New Year’s Eve, I discovered that I developed an allergy to peanuts. I ate a bunch and my throat started itching, but the allergy pills I have for hay fever fixed it. Ok, no problem, I guess I just shouldn’t eat a lot of peanuts anymore.
Fast fo... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1674179895 | 1674224564 | t3_10gk5wa | t5_2to41 | 98 | Starburned: TIFU by asking a driver to move his truck
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-JaffaKree-: Were you parked in the delivery lane/spot?
Starburned: Nope.
-JaffaKree-: Then how did he block you in by parking parallel to you if you weren't at the curb?
Starburned: It was perpendicular. I got the word wrong.
-JaffaKree-: Well, if this ha... | 7 | 14 | |
1674179999 | 1674232977 | t3_10gk788 | t5_2to41 | 59 | HallowedFire: TIFU by asking for regular gas instead of premium
I rented a car in a Uruguay. When I pulled into a gas station, I was asked if I wanted regular or premium gas. Decided to get regular since I wasn't told I needed premium for the car. The car stalled after about a block. Unable to start the car. When the t... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1674188134 | 1674217167 | t3_10gn36g | t5_2to41 | 228 | GLP0307: TIFU By Getting Into A Car With Strangers and Being Late for Work
This happened about a decade ago. Obligatory on mobile. I used to live in the DC area and took advantage of "slugging," which is a form of commuting where "slugs" get in line at a public place and wait for a ride with a complete stranger to take... | 3 | 76 | |
1674188748 | 1674247976 | t3_10gnags | t5_2to41 | 54 | Jahastie55: TIFU by playing a recording to my family of my girlfriends sleep talking conversation.
As it goes, this was actually about 5 years ago. Some back story, she’s always been a sleep talker and I did have a history of recording some for her to hear but usually deleted them after.
Well one night I was awake in... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1674190760 | 1674193720 | t3_10gnyc1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling an online friend about a school project
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You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog: This story was so hard to follow. Took me like 5 read-throughs to understand this sentence:
“the school project was about native reserves so I decided to tell her she’s a native about some details of the project…”
A... | 3 | 2 | |
1674192884 | 1674194391 | t3_10gonkl | t5_2to41 | 2 | threesidestothestory: TIFU by trying to kiss my best friend
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sh1be: Who is El?
threesidestothestory: my bad… fixed
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1674194969 | 1674198888 | t3_10gpawx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a spank bank on my phone.
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DudeitsAgame: But you didn’t make a spank bank of your moms pictures by accident, you literally said you cropped her face out….
vialenae: I’m always a bit sad when a post gets deleted. Reading this comment, I’m actually glad it did. Wtf.
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1674195011 | 1674195590 | t3_10gpbdw | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining the Navy
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KI6WBH: All the other stuff aside, you're doing what a lot of people have done, you wouldn't want to know the amount of pilots military, commercial, private that have a fear of heights or flying. You just have to find the thing that allows you to keep in control
LuciFeaarr:... | 4 | 5 | |
1674206166 | 1674259277 | t3_10gsegy | t5_2to41 | 1,141 | [deleted]: Tifu by arguing
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whats-reddit17: Man thinks he can beat professional tennis players just because they're women and looses to ex high-school tennis players.... SMH
MoschopsChopsMoss: It’s remarkable how he managed to pick a sport where weight, height and strength give little to no advantage
Sh1ba_Tat... | 6 | 190.166667 | |
1674207941 | 1674211077 | t3_10gsuxh | t5_2to41 | 29 | Nerv2122: TIFU BY LETTING MY LONELY HORNY VIRGIN BRAIN SIKE MYSELF TO SEE AN ESCORT !
I (22m) (AUZ) decided on a whim that today was the day to lose my VCard and drove 40 mins to end up walking into a lovely and polite old lady's boarding house I assume... To our mutual confusion when I turned out not to be a friend of... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1674209823 | 1674214754 | t3_10gtdc1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU in an online job interview
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anhnalex: I'm also introverted and totally understand how you feel. I'm in a position where I have to hire staff, so I have some experience interviewing people. Do you want to do some practice interviews?
mrdumbazcanb: Be careful they might block you in chat lol
Bu... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1674211653 | 1674287073 | t3_10gtvtr | t5_2to41 | 36 | javiduarteee: TIFU - Leaving my girlfriend stranded
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sdforbda: She shouldn't be relying on you for rides on drinking nights when you start your day so early. That being said you have to be careful about when you offer those rides.
_xotyxo: he clearly said he told her he would pick her up so she’s not wrong for... | 6 | 6 | |
1674218785 | 1674221607 | t3_10gw31b | t5_2to41 | 18 | litdrummerboy: TIFU by turning on my bathroom lights
I live in a dorm at a small university. It’s set up with 4 rooms sharing a single hallway and a bathroom at the far end opposite from the door to the outside. The bathroom has motion-sensor lights, probably as a way for the university to save money. The bathroom isn’... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1674224538 | 1674226281 | t3_10gy6cq | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by forgetting my ex's birthday
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jack99sound: this reads like a brain fart
h311r47: Maybe even a brain shart.
jack99sound: yeah cerebral diarrhea
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1674230630 | 1674234305 | t3_10h0mu4 | t5_2to41 | 27 | AnearVimesExperience: TIFU By buying an essay, asking for a refund and getting threatened
This technically happened on Tuesday and came to a head today, I also have to start this off by saying that this is the first time I've paid for an essay and it will be the last...
I (22f) was stressed, life hasn't been kind to m... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1674230342 | 1674306052 | t3_10h0iae | t5_2to41 | 7 | -butter-toast-: Tifu by unkowinlgy joking about my friend’s dead sister to him
In contrary to a lot of posts on this sub, I actually Tifued today.
I been friend with this guy for some time now, so because we are confident with each other, we joke a lot.
Anyways, today I needed a tremp, and my friend was going clos... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674236088 | 1674248123 | t3_10h2y5r | t5_2to41 | 7 | stupidguyheroin: TIFU by getting high with a friend, doing a tiktok video for fun that went viral and now I'm ashamed to leave the house
So few weeks ago, I was with a friend and we got pretty high. We both hate tiktok but at that moment we were like "hey wanna make a video for fun" so we did one regarding stray dogs a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1674236210 | 1674241589 | t3_10h304q | t5_2to41 | 9 | Aquariumpsychotic: TIFU by texting the wrong person
I know multiple people that share the first name. So I have multiple people in my contacts with the first name.I will use John fake name btw I have a friend that moved to a different state to become a fireman. He did a cadet program in high school and was an emt. I do... | 3 | 3 | |
1674242940 | 1674246209 | t3_10h5um6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by slapping my best friend
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JustSomeUsername99: He deserved it. Good job. If friends can't bitch slap each other, then what are they good for?
Odrizzle6842: You don’t have the right to put your hands on anyone for their choices that they make in their relationship or literally any reason unle... | 4 | 3 | |
1674251159 | 1674259934 | t3_10h99lo | t5_2to41 | 84 | Far-Hat3075: TIFU Doing an Epic Cartwheel at a Friend's Party
I was at a party at my friend's house and decided to make a grand entrance by doing a cartwheel into the living room. I had been practicing for weeks and was feeling confident.
As I began to do the cartwheel, I realized that I had miscalculated the distanc... | 3 | 28 | |
1674254362 | 1674255475 | t3_10hb28e | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU UPDATE: TIFU by spending the night with an old friend.
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therickeffect1: You also fu'd the link
Bluecycle00: I’m on mobile idk how to do it lmao!!
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1674264396 | 1674333989 | t3_10hf5lu | t5_2to41 | 7 | _offtoseetheworld: Tifu: I guess I just wanna unlive myself
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300117: Your dad will process it; you probably over did it and perhaps he was not in the right space to hear it. It always hurts when our actions affect those we love, but due to our closeness they oftentimes are the people we hurt the most? Perhaps ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1674265796 | 1674333484 | t3_10hfma2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing what shmegma meant.
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Important_Sprinkles9: Probably thinks you're a Red Dwarf fan.
TrillianSwan: That’s where I first heard it! Took years before I found out it was a real thing and not just a British put down!
Important_Sprinkles9: I definitely called people smeg heads as a kid ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1674267804 | 1674272476 | t3_10hga8v | t5_2to41 | 36 | workwithassholes: TIFU by buying an "expensive" car and driving it to work
Throwaway for obvious reasons this happened last week
To make this backstory short right before covid (Feb. 2020) started my girlfriend broke up with me and I moved out of our apartment. It broke me and put me in a very dark place, not knowing ... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1674267833 | 1674309212 | t3_10hgall | t5_2to41 | 9,717 | A1ABS: TIFU by allowing both my mother’s and my car to be stolen.
So this actually happened this morning…
A little background: I live in a normally safe suburb 20 minutes outside of D.C.
I didn’t get out of the office until 8pm last night amounting to what was already a 50 hour work week. I went straight to the gym a... | 7 | 1,388.142857 | |
1674273640 | 1674300819 | t3_10hi3z3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Devils_Demon: TIFU by streaking in my neighbourhood
This happened last year but it's still very fresh in my mind as it's something I won't forget easily. I've kept it a secret ever since but it's time to get it off my chest.
First some backstory.
I work a night shift. Monday to Friday from 6pm to 2:30am.
Usually wh... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1674279889 | 1674333685 | t3_10hjycz | t5_2to41 | 27 | CheesyMoo23: TIFU by burning my hoohah chub in the shower
(First TIFU post)
Little backstory:
-I am overweight, so I'm a little chubby, so I kinda have to feel to make sure I got all the soap.
-Our shower is a tub/shower split thing so we have a basket that goes over the shower head.
-in our shower you have to cran... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1674298566 | 1674306180 | t3_10hopg3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | smartanddirty93: TIFU by falling down thrice in 6 hours
It was raining on and off yesterday so the roads were wet and slippery. This would have been alright except that my prized sneakers' soles apparently have almost no grip, resulting in me falling thrice in very public places with lots of witnesses within 6 hours.
... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1674304855 | 1674343969 | t3_10hqdai | t5_2to41 | 37 | Unfitpenguin: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I was worried about her
TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I was worried about her
( English isn’t my first language so sorry for the bad grammar)
Well I really just want to get this out of my system and throw it somewhere on the internet. I really don’t know where to s... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1674330309 | 1674334494 | t3_10hzqef | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my nail clippings in an almost empty bag of potato chips
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thatjewboy: what did i just read
DatAssPaPow: That a husband accidentally ate his wife’s toenail clippings.
| 3 | 1.666667 |
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