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Is this a penny stock?
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Doubled up and sold, if I would have held until 330 I would have made 450%, I know I shouldn’t chase profits but fuck me if it’s not frustrating that I blew my load too early
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Yeah. Just gotta remind myself it's like leaving the craps table once you have a few cold shooters. Yeah, you might win a little bit more on the next guy, or you might keep losing $50 a throw. |
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Netflix in one of the largest populated countries in the world.
No real backing.
HMM
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> Netflix in one of the largest populated countries in the world.
You have to understand |
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Tesla bonds have a Caa1 rating and a negative outlook. 3 weeks before defaulting in 2001, Argentine bonds had a Caa3 rating.
Now, I dont wanna say Tesla will go bankrupt, but unless Elon manages to pull out an arab prince out of his ass... It does not look good.
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At that point, is it possible the government could prop up Tesla? I do think their contribution to transforming the energy grid are quite important. |
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Agreed. I don't think wizdaddy has technically been proven wrong yet.
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if you ever go red, just drink more of daddy's juice. Foolproof. |
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The trick is to predict the market reaction to earnings, not the earnings themselves.
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This sub is so retarded |
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I think this is the scene he can tell the kid is in trouble and right before he heads back to the resort.
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That makes sense but how did he know? Was it like a supernatural thing? |
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Sure but we don't need yet another one of these posts.
Almost as bad as 'did anyone else lose money on $IQ today?? what should I do' threads
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They're a little much, but this place more than others I feel like does a good job getting good posts to the top. |
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Props for the tendies
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Thanks. I honestly did no DD, just saw $QD mentioned here and figured it might pop. Got out right away when it did. |
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Maybe everyone pulled their money out of the stock in order to buy weeklies and crashed the stock... 🤔
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Really activates the almonds |
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
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Calmer’n you are. |
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Not sure if tightening bolts can really be considered 'Assembling cars'
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I took an aspirin today because I am CURING SICKNESS AND PROLONGING HUMAN LIFE |
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Corporate debt is worse leveraged than consumer.
When the big corps start fucking up their loans cause they are leveraged 5:1 debt to earnings it’s gonna be a bloodbath
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True. The fact a BBB corp just issued a whopping $15bln in bonds earlier this week with $3.5bln of that in 10.5yr bond at a spread of only +155bps says something to me. That means they’ve locked in a coupon of just 4.375% til 2029 - and the crazy part is demand was thru the roof bc investors don’t have many other places to get a decent return. So they just keep buying these new debt issues. And this has been non stop for 5-6 years. Don’t get me started in HY credits... |
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They have to survive. Also, I have nowhere else to go, I'd end up on the street. I've busted my ass for years, and was a pretty good programmer. I'm getting to the point where it takes me at least twice as long to do what I used to do, and I can't keep up at work anymore. I'm trying to turn $400 into a miraculous bankroll. I'm not deluded, it just gets me through the day. I'm know I'm fucked. The wise would go short on me. :)
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Yo, not sure if you’re serious but real talk, you’re worth a lot more to your kids than your life insurance payout. At worst case you can make some meme stock automated trader and sell it to us so we can play the panda market. |
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Or he’s committed to what he stands for. Two ways to look at it depending on which koolaid you drink.
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Whatever koolaid makes me money. |
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Isn't the earnings release soon? Like, early July?
Maybe. I still find it suspicious that it's 5 million in calls on a smallish midcap.
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$PAGS reports on 8/30/18 is what TDAmeritrade tells me. (Last was 5/29, reporting $0.23 / share.) |
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Margin Call. It's good. A lot slower and drier than The Big Short but good.
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I liked *Margin Call* significantly more than *The Big Short*—does that make me a bad person? |
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When you're up 45% you should probably set a stop loss order
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You never sell until your up at least 60%. |
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ok legit question here cuz im a noob. If you daytrade and make gainz in your IRA acct, how do those gains get taxed? Assume that I do not take out any of the money over a 5 yr period. My financial advisor is being a dick and not letting me manage my acct. I was thinking of moving my shit over to TDAmeritrade
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Simply put, you don’t get taxed on Roth IRA capital gains, either short term or long term trades. But, you need to google and read a few articles about what happens when you start to collect during retirement. Also comparing vs a Traditional IRA.
I have both Roth, Traditional and a 401K. The Roth is the only one I manage myself and it’s a roller coaster, but that’s why I got it - for fun. |
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I know of those! One of my coworkers spent $300 on one. We all thought she was nuts. She was an overweight lady with lots of cats, and a very large collection if beanie toys.
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[can't be worse than this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgDsyj5eLmo) |
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Hence why i sold NVDA at 180 fml
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Bro, I sold NVDA at like $83 because I couldn’t leave over 100% profits on the table while in college. Every time I look at it, my hair line recedes a little.
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Thanks for reminding me. I like to go *thru and downvote everything he posts from time to time.
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Like a lot of other people |
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We may be 26 but we are all autistic and have the mind of a 6 year old
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I’m 36 and at my parent’s house. I have my own house but I like it here cause I’m a fag. |
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What would be your advice?
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Buy MU |
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Nope, theta and I've crush, you'd be down too
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57.5 calls were up 20%-25% around 2 today if you bought Monday |
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And then short SBUX, cause they make shit coffee, I'd rather drink Elon's protein shake.
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I'd do that anyway. |
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Good luck, just take out a $200k loan and buy a DB11, you'll be shooing them away.
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200? You really want to buy the lowest floor spec of that car? You gotta put some more dollars into it to get the higher specced version. |
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$SQ right?
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That's my jam. And SHOP anytime left shit's on it. |
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incomplete thought on my part. I met cuts to their production limits they put in place in 2014
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600k Bpd realistic increase. Lol that’s so good oil right now. 600k isn’t much at all on the grand scheme. I like this news |
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I’ve seen model 3’s with increasing frequency here in Miami, and fuck me they’re actually nice.
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Yea I've been seeing a lot more in the DC area. A couple years ago I saw one once a month maybe. I've seen multiple every day lately. |
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Trying to add if I can.
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I'm hoping you did. This morning's action would've been a solid exit op |
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oct19/jan calls?
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Shares, I'm not that bold yet. |
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I'm long IQ but it might still be a good idea to sell this morning and buy back in lower. Who knows if we've hit bottom yet?
If IQ's movement matched the Chinese indexes then we'd be up like half a percent by EOD
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I sold on open and am looking to get back in when the dip finishes. |
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Got a small action on it, need it to recover some more too
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I like the movement on it so far today. Seems to be holding well. I’d rather it creep up slowly than jump back |
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At the same time , failed upside movement has me worried this will tank too. Been holding at least
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It's been more or less stagnant since 5/31. Great earnings, multiple upgrades, price sitting around where it was the previous earnings, RSI chilling in the 50s... Everything points to good times ahead. |
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Repeat after me. Sell it at open and buy back cheaper later in the day. That's not panic selling that's smart day trading to minimize your losses on a long position.
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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO SMART. I would have never thought to do that. What about the days it dropped 3-5% only to close +7% do I still sell at open and buy at close? |
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Conspiracy me says to wait a couple weeks until there's less interest in MU. Then the MMs have less incentive to pin the stock sideways.
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For the sake of a few 7/6 calls, I hope the stock is being pinned just to crush FD's and next week will be a good one |
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I would buy more too if I was liquid...but I’m balls deep in $V calls atm.
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now I am too after today |
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fuck my life, fuck the market, fuck these morning dumps
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I dunno, I always kinda enjoy starting the day with a nice dump... |
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It’s gonna be close.
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https://imgur.com/si6WaDj
Not bad for my first options trade |
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If it hits 230-240 range I'm going all in on leaps.
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I was looking at 265C 9/12 but want to see at least 240 |
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There's no reason to hold it through these huge drops in price though. You can always buy back in at a lower price if you still like the company
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I assumed it would bounce back today. It’s nearly impossible to time the market. What if I sell today, and tomorrow it goes up 10%? Then when I buy back it drops again? |
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Get on MU FD's ASAP
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Puts hopefully |
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“Ayyyy ese your margin it’s fuckin callin homes time to answer la telephono or I’m gonna have to push your shit in.
You ever had your shit pushed in ese?”
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*El telefono |
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If it wasn’t for gangs catering to the populations drug need how would we get our fix? Gotta take the good with the bad.
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By legalizing all drugs? |
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come on now, lets not pretend MS13 are some hardasses, they are only scary because they are facing a disarmed populace and control the local politicians/police in Latin America. If they decided to go after american civilians, police, judges or lawyers, and not just the vulnerable illegal community, i guarantee they would be taken out by the FBI or even by bubba and his buddies with AR-15s faster than you can say Morgan Stanley.
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are you saying theyre not? i dont know much about them but im sure they fight other gangs and the such
saying the FBI would take em down doesnt mean if theyre badass or not |
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I'm hoping you did. This morning's action would've been a solid exit op
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I added 2 August 52.5 but was in margin call, so that was that. I hope you did big. I'd have gone 1000 more. Hate RH for babysitting the ratio. |
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Does not approve this drug. |
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My portfolio is up $16k in the last month, but okay
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You judge current market performance in months? lol. Ok. Good one. Maybe you do need fundamentals. My bad. |
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Same. Or you're like me and Fidelity won't let you do anything besides covered calls for the time being.
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Nothing wrong with covered calls. If the stock goes down, you at least made some money from renting it out. If it goes up, you sell at a profit and do it again. Win-win. |
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https://youtu.be/ieV1HpAfi1k
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You think they have a special room just for their Quaaludes stash or is that too old school? |
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We all are one of those kids on this glorious day
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Speak for yourself |
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I love you both
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now kiss |
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You never sell until your up at least 60%.
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60%
Naw bruh 100% or nothing |
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[hey that was me ! ](https://imgur.com/a/Ivou8RD)
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My man. We feast together |
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Fuck MSFT. Boring-ass stock.
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o-ok.. |
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Too old school. But if they're anything like the Pike where I went to school they've got a room full of roofies and tapes of them raping women.
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Good ol' Pikes, a rapin' and a druggin'. Just like their pappies before them. |
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'They.'
You're retarded
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I sell you the option, they expire worthless |
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I think it applies to Pikes everywhere, its not really school specific.
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The video is of FSU PIKE. |
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Only degenerate gamblers watch the MACtion...I never take the under.
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Nothing more intense than betting the line on a Kent State vs. C. Michigan game... |
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There’s already a six-month waiting list.
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No shit they need to make the car after you order it |
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Beer, jeans, wwe, guns, McDonald’s, etc...
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Yeah I figured the basic products that would get hit, but I’m wondering what specific companies stand to lose most from losing American sales. |
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WSB is funny again, the Golden Era 2.0 is upon us
1-2 years ago were dark times for this sub
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I disagree. it used to be worth reading a couple of years ago.
Now it's just lonely nerds wanking themselves off over the thought of losing $100.
CRAAAAZY OPTIONS |
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When do they expire?
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Octobers mostly |
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u forgot to circle the ballin $300 they have in that PREMIERE checking acc.
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Down 25% in two days, dat cash burn tho |
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What's the fair P/E for MU? 1?
'It's not manipulation, you are a fag'
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.5 seems like a fair bet. |
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6/29s are totally fucked
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My October’s feel safe 💁🏻♀️ |
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i'M DEEP IN A BOTTLE atm... SORRY.
PLEASE WAKE ME UP AT 3:50 PM
fyi 400 MORE INTO rh AND mu CALLS GO ME!
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pass the bottle. MU is taking years off my life right now |
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it’s either going to 30 or 40
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this guy.. buffet jr. over here. |
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But can it beat Baidu?
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It doesn't have to yet to raise the stock price but it's already beating BIDU in market share for input method. |
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Can I drive the boat? I’ll bring beer.
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Can I come? I'll bring the hookers. |
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50%? When did it hit $70?
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but if it can even come close to 50% of amazons price per share well be ok |
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https://i.redd.it/ck1akf4r1k511.png
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Is that open interest? |
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I incepted myself. Going there for lunch now
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I went to Tampa a few weeks ago and think I ate there 3 times lol. Can't get shit that good on the west coast. |
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I have a job, but I'll look into that. Any hints on what the prominent job boards are now?
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Full stack developer is the magic word currently, if you learn MERN or MEAN (Mongo, Express, (Angular, React, Or Vue), And Node)
If you learn these above (all runs on JavaScript, which it’s easy to learn) you will probably get job interviews on daily bases. |
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are you retarded
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arent we all |
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Sold all my Chinese memestocks. It's kinda of therapeutic to see my portfolio going sideways and not down for the first time in days.
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It's nice to sit on the sidelines for a day or two. |
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Heh Im not the only one, call volume pre ER was pretty high, mine expire in a month ill just ride it out.
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were you in a coma for the last 10 years? why would you put any money near blackberry |
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I do the same, but making 1-2% a month while the stock can drop 5%+ a week is pretty shitty. I understand 'it's not a loss until you sell' but still a bit hard seeing my account value drop.
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it's not a loss until you sell is a lie
equity is equity
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Ahhh exactly, they did - BUT they did not mention sabotage anywhere in that lawsuit! If i'm not mistaken, they are suing for stealing information - which could simply be a whistleblower they want to silence.
It doesn't take much to sue someone in the US, especially when you're a huge company.
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In the US you can sue anyone for anything. Doesn't mean the court will accept it though. Just an FYI. |
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318%
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changing my diaper now |
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Yeah my 1.65% Ally emergency fund and ~10.5% Vangaurd Roth have never been sexier to me than they are rn. (Don't ban me pls I'm def gonna keep wasting money on meme stocks)
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> Don't ban me pls
worse
we'll give you the big gay |
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Yah. Literally I thought I knew this company inside out. I even was even tracking short interest day by day..fck it. I'ma going all in on stock and buying the dip
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Some good news, Market Edge changed their rating today from 'avoid' to 'Long' |
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uh... there's someone who bought 90 puts on MU? wat
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Thats when you are convinced a stock will go down but
1. Think there is a chance the stock goes boom so you dont wanna short it.
2. You dont wanna risk all the capital you put in. Its highly unlikely MU passes 90 so if you buy a 90 put you are unlikely to see a 100% loss.
Basically, buying a put thats so ITM is the ultra mega safe way of shorting a stock.
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They aren't, because us americans are heavily armed and violent. If we ever declared MS-13 tatooers are immune to protection of the law like Duerte in the Philippines, they would be hunted to extinction faster than you can say Morgan Stanley.
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Can we get Duerte in Chicago for a year or two? I think we could at least get him on retainer. |
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They sold the call options and realize how fucked they all are when $MU goes to $75+ EOY
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So they're manipulating 6+ months out? Wouldn't it be way more effective to halt the momentum by dumping when it's actual closing in on their strike price? They couldn't possibly hope to keep people off the stock for months on end. |
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Yep. He is officially my enemy.
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He needs to start spending some time on this sub, get some perspective on where his priorities really **should be.** |
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I'd bet heavily on it.
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I already threw my last tendies on October Calls |
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The only difference is AMD P/E is 200 something, MU like 5.
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we playin golf or football? |
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Now 25%. Lol this is fun.
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hold it thru the weekend |
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Then for sure market will recover, sometimes you just need to take the day off and clear your mind
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Do it for us |
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That's a perfect segway into becoming a Trump supporter
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Or a r/latestagecapitalism moderator. |
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fuck
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Don’t worry he wouldn’t buy anything sooner. But I would. And did |
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...that's enough reddit for me today
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You need a nice delicious r/tendies nightcap |
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At this point it’s just picking winners which historically GOP has hated doing, let the market decide.
To be clear I highly doubt they'll put tariffs on these, but having a terrible relationship with foreign countries is a great way to reduce foreign investment in the USA.
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>it’s just picking winners which historically GOP has hated
Trump has been 'picking winners' since his election. The GOP hasn't had a problem with it for the most part. Historical GOP platforms do not apply to the current administration or congress. |
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Or a pint of whiskey
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Can someone please make a gif of the 'Who does #2 work for?' scene from Austin Powers but with the dude being murdered in the toilet represents all $MU 6/22 call holders? I'm too lazy (and not talented enough). |
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Careful! Or you might become President one day
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DUDE! too soon broseph, too soon! |
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Doesn’t that just signal strength !
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that stonk is on a stairway to heaven |
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>trade war
The biggest news story just a few months ago was China buckled and has surrendered in the trade war, nobody talked about it yet it was the biggest story.
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Lol nobody talks about because it didn't happen |
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I have about 400 dollars left in my 'fun' account I'm willing to throw in, maybe a bit more. Maybe I should get the 139s.
And you're absolutely right about having a plan. Thats my biggest downfall for investing.
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I’m down to 1.01 average. Wanting to sell when it hits 1.18-1.22 |
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