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[INST] Shareholders feel cucked, might block deal. Total cf. Shouldn't a buyout raise price? [/INST] I remember when wba said something about buy out
[INST] As is tradition [/INST] Perfect example.
[INST] what strike price [/INST] Yes.
[INST] Hopefully [/INST] I’m all in $TVIX
[INST] Honestly I bet it goes up on the news. Most people got the notification this morning so it should be priced in by now. They also said there's no reason to believe any passwords left Twitters servers. If anything this just shows they're safe even when they fuck up. Long TWTR [/INST] I got mine yesterday before I even saw news of it... admittedly Twitter is the first check when I get up.
[INST] Almost to zero and you sold? That’s when you clutch those bags tight, bend over and hope for the best [/INST] Can confirm. Made $8 when BABA went back up to 189
[INST] yes he said that to RBC analyst, who I am sure is a day trader. So what kind of drugs do you like ? [/INST] I think Elon is aware of this
[INST] 'This stock go down, they shouldn't be go down. I buy they go up and I sell. Then I make monies.' [/INST] Is it really that easy, man I should try this out
[INST] Hey, heezeydeezay, just a quick heads-up: **alot** is actually spelled **a lot**. You can remember it by **it is one lot, 'a lot'**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Alot
[INST] Ah 0 day options, the final refuge of the desperate, the insane, or the new rich. [/INST] Shit as soon as i Panic Sold Baba first thing i did was buy 0 day SPY Puts to make my losses back. Shit got real. need to wait for next check for next FD play.
[INST] I lost 1k in a day and was called a pussy [/INST] It had nothing to do with you losing 1k
[INST] Thanks! Now how do I place a call on Robinhood and is there any risk lmao [/INST] Go learn
[INST] It almost seems unethical, writing those garbage contracts Fuck it, their loss not yours [/INST] OP sold to close lol.
[INST] Did you max out your 401k? [/INST] Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now
[INST] Words are words. I like numbers better [/INST] Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
[INST] RH automatically sells the contract an hour before expiration if you are above strike price but dont have capitol to exercise the options in your RH account [/INST] Oh awesome thanks for the info. Thats awesome of them to do.
[INST] Same. But that’s because I never sold them uncovered [/INST] Dumb question but how do these people end up with massive negative balances? If I never use margin and don’t short anything, it’s impossible to go below zero, right?..
[INST] I have 6 wmt calls, 85/87.5/90 strike. All currently down 50% 92-ish at earnings is my breakeven. Remember, ex div date is 5/10, so stock will probably bump 5/9, and sell off 5/10 [/INST] I might sell a majority if it hits $92. But I still like Walmart long term
[INST] Amazon makes money because they don't pay their taxes and they don't pay full price on shipping. Uber in even worse. It is a loss-making company that has no way to cut prices because as it turns out, changing from calling a cab with your phone to using your phone to call a cab and watch it arrive on your phone doesn't cut prices. [/INST] What taxes, exactly, is amazon not paying? And what, is amazon supposed to not try and negotiate a favorable price due to their volume of shipping? Literally every company ever with large volumes negotiates and gets a better price.
[INST] Literally 0 They get paid for clicks and shares If they actually knew finance, they wouldn’t be poor enough to spend time writing shitty articles for $20 [/INST] So essentially your telling me I could right one write now post it on wsb and make money.
[INST] At least you got the right direction. I bought FSLR calls when the market opened on Monday. FSLR proceeded to drop 20% this week. I quit trading... [/INST] These were an earnings play at one point up 50% I got greedy expecting a big beat and instead the stock dropped 6 or 7 bucks. I didn’t get the right direction other than the runup lol.
[INST] OKAY [/INST] I laughed out loud
[INST] Ok good point. if it's that far down then fine, unless you want to recoup $15 or so which you can since it's robinhood and no fees right. [/INST] On that batch of puts If SPY hits 260 I go from a $1400 loss to a $400 loss and anything below 260 is profitable. https://s7.postimg.cc/67huvq0ej/FF80_FBEE-7_B56-4130-_BF4_B-55_A7_A71_F3_F23.png So if it goes down to last Thursday mornings price maybe I can squeak out of this??? Guys please send me some good vibes. I want all you bulls to make money just need a dip to unload these junk puts.
[INST] Idk how to read can you tell me? [/INST] No.
[INST] Damn. May I ask what makes you so confident? [/INST] Sure. TBH I am not that confident and aware that this is high risk. I just think that upside potential is higher than downside risk given their relatively low price. Pretty sure they will beat looking at BABA’s and other’s performance. However the market is crazy and you never know what happens. I will decide tomorrow whether or not to hold my options through earnings (not a big fan of the IV crush and lack of PM option trading), but plan to hold shares through ER.
[INST] I dont know how. [/INST] I know
[INST] It dropped from 93 to 85 after beating earning, so i know its going up. 5/25 is the exp. So i want the far strike to be reached? I though if it passes the strike ill lose money because its a sell instead of a buy? [/INST] I can't answer this for you in a reasonable amount of time. It would take me over an hour to explain properly on voice comms as this gets into general decision making in the market. Be careful with what you know to be true..
[INST] If Warren Buffett were to divide his estimated net worth with everyone in the room, they'd each get about $4,680,000. [/INST] I wonder how many of them have a higher networth already
[INST] Nah bruh he got that good Ally savings 1.45% APY. He chilling on a yacht right now [/INST] Just missing out on that company matching is free tendies going in the trash.
[INST] That’s the plan but weeklies will be closed on Monday. [/INST] ? Weeklies will be closed? Can you please tell me more I wanna do some earnings plays
[INST] I play with over 200k in my RH account. I fucking love RH. It's almost comical how because of RH I lose money not because of me. [/INST] Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees?
[INST] If that happens I’m doing a 2 for 1 split on my wife, trading in a 40 year old for two 20 year olds. [/INST] What about a reverse split for one 80 year old?
[INST] I've been watching $TVIX and it dropped immensely during the last two 400 point rallies we just had. That's all I'm saying.. But in any-case, I think it will go a little lower first. [/INST] > But in any-case, I think it will go a little lower first. Why not wait?
[INST] Fine, but please buy 1 ES future sunday 5pm Chicago time, and have a good laugh at those profits come Monday morning. Ofcourse you can still play with the the cattle, but get in on the ES while it's hot. [/INST] Please? I saw the structure of Friday’s trade, it was ugly. I won’t be surprised if we go back to test it at some point soon
[INST] /r/wallstreetbets ? [/INST] Wallstreetbets is the opposite of contrarian. Most of us are brain dead mongoloids who throw their money in the latest hyped up meme stocks.
[INST] This is how I felt when I watched 5K evaporate because of XIV. Edit: I just told my wife and showed her while she was reading something... she looked at it and went back to reading so I guess it wasn’t an issue [/INST] Never, ever tell your wife
[INST] Isnt that mining [/INST] yes but mining is cool
[INST] Whats ATH [/INST] All time high
[INST] Tesla is New York's hottest club. It has everything... [/INST] No, Teslas are what you take to make the club hot.
[INST] Who knows what will happen come Monday. BRK.B supposedly is showing paper losses on their income. [/INST] what should i buy monday morning? I need to make 10k back or im fucked... im trying to buy a condo lol
[INST] Ah appreciate the solid DD fam [/INST] literally the worst DD I've ever seen lmao... 'people like video games' 'EA prints money for no reason' 'eSport nerd shit pretty much a safe bet' bahaha sounds good tho
[INST] He owns some luv [/INST] And all of net jets. His rules aren’t absolutes
[INST] They are correct. Airlines a shit investment. Same with oil companies. Why? 1) They rely entirely on elastic input costs or revenues. (Price of oil) 2) They have ridiculous operational leverage. (Each $ lost in revenue results in an amplified loss to cash flow) [/INST] Depends on which vertical your talking about for oil and gas companies, but generally correct for upstream, that said I’ve made a lot of money the past 6 months in oil companies
[INST] There’s a nice one called calm that my GF had me download that does some guided meditation and breathing exercises. She has me do them when my autistic rage about AMD gets too hype [/INST] Marry him.
[INST] Berkshire about to acquire Tesla. You heard it here first. [/INST] Way overpriced. Buffet = value investing.
[INST] Collapse = no tendies for the irs or all the lobbying, of course that’s a no no [/INST] lmao like our country still runs on taxes.. MARGIN->'MERICA
[INST] Ooh, you're hard [/INST] What the fuck sub do you think you're in?
[INST] I do like the fact that you are already interested in options after learning about the market for less than six months. [/INST] Shit I just found this place on /r/all one day and now I play options.
[INST] Damn straight! My mommy always says I'm special! [/INST] My mom's dead :(
[INST] Slut [/INST] no u
[INST] Its up in the air. The real unbreakable support is still a few bucks below and typically this would be enough to test it once or twice, but ER being next week saves MTCH from it. Its very hard to call what happens next. Institutions appear to be selling pretty hard, but people are lapping it up. Chart is a bit ugly. I see a moderate move down and then a moderate bounce to 35-36 [/INST] I'll move on this Monday. I can see it dropping a tich more. Might fd on Tuesday, might buy shares
[INST] Dumb-fag here. Too weak willed to actually buy any stock but check the markets on the daily. What is a reverse split? [/INST] the opposite of a split it decreases the amount of outstanding shares
[INST] [the face when](https://imgur.com/Pi67kUI) [/INST] David Bowie?
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[INST] If you have most of your eggs in the TSLA basket, RIP. We'll miss ya buddy. [/INST] I hear ya Not worried Liquidity is a problem and competitors are beginning to test things in a market with highest oil prices in history by the end of trumps second term.
[INST] Looks promising. You’re for real bro? My nerves are fucking shot, gotta ask. [/INST] I only go all in on stocks that are beat down. Worked with FB and Apple. i have no balls to go all in on this weeks main event of NVDA since every body will be betting on that one and already went up like 15 dollars this last week....might be priced in. Im going all in YOLO on JD.com and Disney. if i miss, im going to reddit/investing permanently. if i win, double or nothing on some other shit.
[INST] If Joe says 'hey i have a 3 inch dick' and Bob says 'It's different when you have a six inch dick' then Bob is implying he has a six inch dick. [/INST] Not when he says 'it's different when you have SAY, a six inch dick.' Using say means you're using a number for sake of argument
[INST] You just had to fuck it up didn't you...i bet you long snap you fucktard [/INST] I fifth the motion, pimp the fag out to Lordofthefags69 for more tendies to long snap
[INST] Wow. If anything, this whole situation makes me believe in the Illuminati and they're just trying to fuck with us at this point. [/INST] What do you mean trying? We been getting screwed since we were born peasants.
[INST] He didn't become a billionaire by not being a cheap bastard. Also, [Charlie Munger](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/omaha.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/2c/62c4347c-1099-11e6-9ddd-73195b687863/5727a5e570304.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C811) looks like fucking [Maz Kanata](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/films/2016/04/12/Maz-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRp36Ti1MFCYr8PMuS2fHb17hoDUspm84EYl8tHPMRlk.jpg?imwidth=450). [/INST] If you want free Heinz ketchup and Coca Cola just do like a normal person and steal it from your work fridge. Duh.
[INST] Martin or Tom? [/INST] well both
[INST] Is that what we call going insane these days? [/INST] Is Kanye considered “insane” now?
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[INST] https://i.imgur.com/b9IGGxv.png 'op in two days' artisan autism sourced locally from wsb.Edit: Fuck i cut out the strike price and ticker: S 8$ June 1 [/INST] Hey look it’s a real life faggot
[INST] So I should buy calls? [/INST] I'm thinking to straddle at open
[INST] >active in: r/The_donald gtfo. That bag of walking vomit has cost me too many tendies this year [/INST] If you can't make money in Trump's market maybe you're just an idiot?
[INST] BORING NERD SHIT NEXT! [/INST] Elon, is it you?
[INST] Sadly true enough to not laugh [/INST] True enough to contemplate the unverse at night
[INST] Ray Dalio much younger ... [/INST] i dount he will be able to make more than 67 billions in 20 years... papa Buffett always wins
[INST] Oh so you were fat? I don't have that problem. Any other guidance you can give me old successful wise one? To be so old you seem to lack maturity...guess you missed that lesson eh? Fuckin old ass dork. [/INST] Everything’s going to be ok :) you’ll find happiness one day especially when you realize that it’s not the worst thing in the world when someone is better than you at trading
[INST] My average is like 43 but I’m just bored of it sitting here doing nothing [/INST] Sell and all in TSLA
[INST] Same. Trump just came out talking about ‘closing up the country’ until he gets his wall. Hope for red on Monday [/INST] I would hope the stock market knows to just brush off on Trump’s random blabbering unless he actually does something stupid, but what do I know.
[INST] Nope. But its the perceptions of the market that matters. [/INST] >It’s the perfections of the market that matters. Only in the short term.
[INST] If Buffett bought Tesla, he would probably immediately fire Musk. [/INST] The buffet dump and the buffet bump.
[INST] Word. I am at Elon Musk’s home and watching you sucking donkey dick on pornhub. [/INST] Username checks out
[INST] OSHA: Mr. Musk, we need to discuss the safety standards at your plant. Also, ICE wants to see the papers of the Oompaloom- *click* [/INST] BORRRRRRING. I thought I said no lame questions.
[INST] short $WNKA [/INST] ...wanker?
[INST] Eli5? [/INST] It's a technical bottom to strangle or straddle.
[INST] This is exactly what will happen, the question is, when will the shot hit the fan. [/INST] Student debt isn't aggregated and sold as securities in the way mortgages are (anymore), as such the systemic risk to credit markets isn't nearly as profound. Obviously it's not great but it's not the same time bomb.
[INST] I actually liked that movie. It wasn't amazing or anything, but decent [/INST] Yeah I'm keen to see this. Not showing up on Netflix yet tho. That being said, Affleck's 'you have to be closing all the time' in the trailer is *weak as piss* in comparison to Baldwin's 'ABC Always Be Closing' show\-stealer in Glengarry Glenross. God I love that movie.
[INST] Tyson going up for sure [/INST] Is this because their chickie tendies?
[INST] Meh expiration is a month out and I'm only .50cents down from target price. Ill be chillin [/INST] How long have you monitored the uvxy? Even if it goes up 20% in a day, it negates all that within 2 days... It's why it's such an easy short, wait for it to go up anything more than 5%, can do weekly puts if you want and make like 100% easy Anyone who is long the uvxy in a bull market, truly belongs on this sub
[INST] So basically as long as he never switches to diet coke he'll be good forever. [/INST] So... what of trump then.... the man breaths diet coke.
[INST] Why the confidence? [/INST] currently down mostly from FUD and dating websites aren't a zero sum market meaning people often try multiple dating applications at once.
[INST] both stocks plummeted last time they failed. not everything is priced in [/INST] I'm not saying it is or isn't priced in, I'm saying the merger won't go through. It's failed before it will fail again
[INST] Only cheap far out Calls [/INST] Pussy
[INST] Sure, but he didn’t expect to make millions of them. Candy is the largest mass-producible thing he can make [/INST] Is easy to produce, but the distribution and channel network needed... that's no joke and takes decades
[INST] Honestly why wouldn't you use Robinhood as a frequent trader? I mean sure if you are minute trading RH doesn't really have the tool set nor the speed. However if you are just swing trading, who here actually enjoys paying commission fees? [/INST] Because I can trade on my phone while I’m taking a shit at work. The mobile app is better than the other brokerages out there and commission free. Tho I would get better fill prices with other brokerages 😂
[INST] Lmao all these mean shorters, you are hurting Elon's feelings. [/INST] Not to mention his personal loan collateral
[INST] [I assume this](https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2018/01/flamethrower.jpg) [/INST] a Home Depot propane torch put inside an airsoft gun?
[INST] I'm thinkin Calls on Zillow home prices have been at an all time high creating more sellers [/INST] But no one is buying because prices are too high.
[INST] lol [/INST] Way ahead of you
[INST] I would not do a one-leg strategy on this, and I'm bullish. [/INST] Okay, thank you for the help! Spreads or what's your plan?
[INST] Stay happy, friend [/INST] Stay bullish, mate.
[INST] Well we might end up with the big 3 Arthur Anderson was being paid a fee of 1 million a month to sign off on the financials. Sucks that it only took a few partners, mangers and some audit guys in that particular branch to bring down the whole thing in every other city and country [/INST] Other countries actually have more stringent rules on the risk posed to independence by receiving such huge fees. I think it was actually $58m per year total in fees.
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[INST] Premiums too much for a straddle, imo. Earnings straddles are generally kinda eh. What price will you straddle at? [/INST] from my understanding a straddle is always ATM, so the strike in this instance is the ATM strike
[INST] Someone convince me to all in and lose the rest of my money please [/INST] just do it fag
[INST] Is there a sub for goofy back-asswards quotes like these? I feel like there should be. [/INST] /r/ShittyQuotesPorn/ *it's shit though
[INST] You can skip 3 Also, there's a great cut of 1 and 2 with everything in chronological order. The 'Godfather Saga' I think. [/INST] You're not supposed to watch them like that, you need to see the Godfather 1 first to see what Vito is all about, seeing him young before you see him old skews the vision of him in 1 when you know where he came from. 1 is much better seen with more mystery surrounding his rise to power.