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if a plane crashes between the borders of the u. s. a and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?
you wouldnt bury a survivor
just because the sun is out doesn't mean it's day and just because the moon is out doesn't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through. the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?
alaska
what did the buffalo say when his son left for school?
bison
how is it that a man pulled the back off a computer, stuck his hand in, plugged it in and yet did not get an electric shock?
switch was off
what is a computer virus?
terminal illness
he was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. who is the man in the mask?
man in mask is catcher
a doctor has a brother who is an attorney in Indiana, but the attorney in Indiana does not have a brother who is a doctor. how can this be?
doctor is attorneys sister
what do you call a group of a dozen atoms?
dozen matter
the older they are the less wrinkles they have.
tires
some say if cute others say im messywhatam i?
dog
what shrinks during the day but grows during the night?
silence
I am thin although sometimes thick. i am slick although sometimes rough. i am used by an artist whom doesn't draw nor paint.
guitar pik
within, i clean all that is bad and is old. i make juice that's the color of gold. should i die, a filter machine would you need assembled to replace me, and beans i resemble. what can i?
kidney
can you name the largest number that can be written with four 1's?
285311670611 which is 1111
three men are on a boat. the boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. why?
third man was bald
what is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
wholesome
I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. i'm found in the paws of playful kittens. what am i?
yarn
who is the meanest goat in the west?
billy the kid
I'm 51 feet tall. i can blow marshmallows out of my mouth. i can fly. who am i?
im in your imgination
two households, both alike in dignity, equal in strength, where they're besieged, across many lands, they lay their scene, from ancient crude, of light and dark, to the rock and the nightingale of land, with the monarchy at complete unrest, and infidels march to trap and test, yet in each household, a pair star - cross'd lovers fight, side by side, for husband and life, in death the conflict comes to an end, what I shall miss, this toil shallow active to mend, and begin again,
chess setchess pieces
the preferred color of carpet in this town is red
hollywood
when i go fast you cannot see me when i go slow you cannot see me who i am?
ans air wind
my first is a part of the day, my last a conductor of light, my whole to take measure of time, is useful by day and by night. what am i?
hourglass
what happens when you breed a a lion and a tiger?
liger
I have a name, but it isn't my name. my face shows signs of age. i always mean the same thing, no matter what i say. i'm born in mourning, and i last'til the end of days. men plant me, but i never grow. they run from me, but i never move. they look at me and see their future, rotting in the fields where i bloom. what am i?
tombstone
what has 3 feet but no toes?
yard stick
" I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will and yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. "
tommorow
what will you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?
holes
when young, i am sweet in the sun. when middle - aged, i can help to make you healthy. when old, i am valued more than ever what am i?
grapes
what is the girl in couple known as julena?
selenagomez
a man is standing outside home, and sees a man with a mask. he started running, made three left turns, and is home again. he sees the man. whats going on?
hes playing baseball
you will find me with four legs, but no hair. people ride me for hours, but i don't go anywhere. without needing to be tugged, jerked or turned on, i always manage to be ready for work. what am i?
desk
how do you get gold money? ( asap )
put it in the freezer
an american guy died and went to hell. what were his last words?
hello hello
a man leaves home, runs for a little bit and turns left. runs some more, and turns left again. he runs a bit more and turns left one more time. when he comes back home he sees two men in masks waiting for him. who are the masked man?
catcher and umpire
20 people got onto a boat they sailed across the lake to one side never stopped at all, they came back but not one single person on it, explain.
cause they were all couples
my brother got married on 7 / 7 / 2009. my sister got married on the same day same time and same place. how?
they married each other
what horse moves but is not alive.
rocking horse
a man pushes a car up to a hotel pays $ 800 and pushes it away. why?
he is playing monopoly
how can you catch a unique rabbit?
you neak up on it
way do fish smoke to get high
seaweed
I never was, and always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will and yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
tomorrow your future
it has a head, a tail, a brown, and has no legs. what is it?
penny duh
12 little figures in a circle, round no legs but 2 hands and a special sound what can i?
tick tock clock
when you buy me i am colorless, when you use me i can turn into more than 300 different colors, when you're done with me i'm colorless again! i can be any size or shape. what am i?
markerboard
why is it against the law for a man living in north Carolina to be buried in south Carolina?
because he is still living
a man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there. a guard stops him and says, " hold it right there. only relatives can visit. " the man says, " brothers and sisters, i have none. that man's father is my father's son. " how are the man and prisoner related?
prisoner is mans son
what word when pronounced wrong is right but when pronounced right is wrong?
word is wrong
even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. what is it?
your word
what do the " x " marks signify in " xoxo "?
kisses
birds killed millions of people. but not sent to jail. why is this?
birta was a hurricane
I am dark, nobody can see me, i'm very far, nothing can escape me. what am i?
black hole
this is as light as a feather. yet nothing can hold it for too long. what am i?
im air
a priest says to the people, that on a certain day he will walk on water. on this this day he proves himself to be right. he was really walking on the water. how does he accomplish this?
water is frozen
what number is greater than 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 and less than 6, it is not five?
5 369875465
it has a mess in it it is and you sip it what is it?
mississippi
a truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. a police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. why didn't the police officer stop him?
he was walking
if you combine a body part, with a verb, and a vowel, what animal can you spell?
chinchilla
only two back bones and a thousand ribs. what am i?
railroad track
peater pipe picked a pack of pickled peppers, if peater pipe picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did peater pipe pick?
peck of pickeld peppers
brothers and sisters, I have none. but, this man's father is my father's son.
hes talking about himself
what are the school bully's favourite colours?
blue and black
granny looked up from her rocking chair and said: as far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. what is it?
word knitter
theres a monster's favorite been
human been
all of the buildings are black and there is no electricity and all the cars are painted black and a car is coming and there is a dog who can not see or hear and how can the person in the car see the dog the person cant hear
cause daylight
a son and father were going out for a drive and they met with a terrible accident. the father died at the spot and the son was rushed to the hospital. when it was time to operate the doctor said I can't operate on this boy because he is my son who is the doctor?
his mother
what happens when you cross a lion and a giraffe
liraffe
a man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy why?
he had the hicupps
I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. i don't stop until the day you die. what am i?
blink of an eye
the land was while the seed was black it'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. what am i?
eye or eyeball
what has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet never grows?
mountain of course
you have 3 houses next to each. each house has 1 power source of 1 of the following - water - gas - electric show brought all of these into each house and not over lap or cross lines?
not sure
what time is when you can't breath?
air time
what is sticky, red, and hurts when you touch it?
stickyblide bush
which berry makes a harsh noise?
raspberry
my dress is tranquil when i tread the earth, or dwell at home, or drift on the water. sometimes my wings and this wide sky lift me over the dwellings of men, and then strong clouds carry me over the people. my ornaments echo loudly and melodiously, illustriously sing when i am not near the earth and stream, a sailing spirit. what am i?
swan
what size is a very large egg wear?
eggstra large
a bird done at every meal
swallow
if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many. if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many. how birds and cages do you have?
4 birds3 cages
a kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him " coconuts, $ 5 a dozen " with his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut and assault team for the accepted rate of $ 3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. what's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
he was a billionaire
it's dark inside, dirt surrounds me, your flesh gets eatn'away. where am i?
in a grave
four legs in front, two behind; its steely armor scratched and dented by rocks and sticks; still it toils as it helps feed the hungry
plough
a duck behind two ducks, a duck in front of two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how many ducks are there?
3
who watching you but you cant see them?
your motha
anyone can play it, but no one can win it. you can play by your self or with as many people as you please, and there are no rules as to how to play it. what is it?
instrument
which question does not have the answer'yes '?
are you sleeping
you give someone a dollar. you are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. how can that be?
long hair its your sister
I become wet the moreyoubecome dry. what am i?
towl
ripped from my mother's womb, beaten and burned, i become a blood - thirsty player, what am i?
iron ore
what has four eyes but cannot see.
mississippi
finish this sentence your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!
mom
or a museum has a super rare diamond in a crystal casing tied on a rope tied to the ceiling. to steal the diamondyouwould need a knife right. butyouccant get a knife into the museum because there is a person with a metal detector. one day a guy walks in, cuts the rope, and steals the diamond. at the end there was a puddle of water or the floor. how did he cut the rope?
knife was made of ice
one million feet in the air with it's back on the ground what is it?
dead millipede
if 3 salesmen can sell three cars in seven minutes, how many cars can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes?
60 cars
I am one of five i am not alive the one who sent me became king the one who received me died what am i
stone
what do people like to read
newspaper
whats today if yesterday is the day after tomorrow?
go check your calendors
a woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorced, get an enollment, or legally separate. how is this possible?
she is a minister
say fork 15 times. then say it 1 time. then say it 19 times. what do you eat soup with?
fort not fork
im an object that reflects of other object. i am covered with many gallons of water / ice all covered with with water. in the dark you would not see it. when its light you will? what am i?
pond