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Wait until they learn that radio waves have been a thing since before they were born What did they think radios used to transmit, visible light?
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Boy marking it's territory.
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2024-09-19
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>Roth money as tax code allows it to be used for first home purchases penalty free. Any requirement it must be for your primary residence, though?
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2024-09-19
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You wish you were that lucky
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2024-09-19
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Thanks for the insight. Not many choices here. Ride it out by keeping the car until the loan is over. Find 12k + cash for another car and sell the SUV. I would ride it out personally.
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2024-09-19
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Combine with peanut butter jelly sandwich.
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2024-09-19
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Lucky though to move in with family, budgeted everything. No vacation for 3+ years.
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2024-09-19
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I actually thought to myself “this is absolutely something that would happen in Reno”
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This is a great explanation. I'm now far more uncomfortable with anesthesia. Thank you
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2024-09-19
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One Grande mocha steak, please
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Bankruptcy to start over. learned how to budget.
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2024-09-19
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It depends on multiple factors. I've worked on products where repaired die made up a significant fraction of the usable output. And on others where it was so small that we just eliminated repair and scrapped them because the test cost reduction was greater than their value. By definition, yielding die contain zero known die-killing defects.
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2024-09-19
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I was budgeting and donating plasma to pay down student debt. Then I spent a year in McMurdo where all my cost of living stuff was provided and there was nothing else around to spend it on. Was just about broke when I left but both the loans and the car was paid off. Have to say though, between the habits I built to pay it down and and an increase in pay, it is super easy to save now.
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2024-09-19
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When you use a butter robot to catch criminals..? Well, at least it has a real purpose now.
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2024-09-19
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Ya, Skoolies are super popular. Just go to youtube and search for Schoolie.
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2024-09-19
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Eh, I had my tricuspid valve replaced last year due to endocarditis, and was basically freshly off a street fent habit at that point. They absolutely loaded me up on Dilaudid, ketamine, and methadone during my recovery. I had a PCA and could give myself 1.5mg of IV Dilaudid every 15 minutes around the clock. I think the most I actually administered in a 24 hour period was 96mg. I think I was on precedex for a while too. After about a week they switched me to 30mg of oral oxycodone every 3 hours with 1mg IV Dilaudid boosters available every 2 hours, and they added in 3 x 600mg gabapentin and 3 x 750mg methocarbamol, and a 5mg ambien at night. They did do a great job of getting me tapered off the stuff over the next month while I was finishing IV antibiotics and made the switch over to suboxone before discharging me. On a side note, holy shit, getting those 4 chest tubes yanked out was so much worse than the actual open heart surgery itself. Definitely the most painful thing I've ever experienced. And like I said, I was on a metric fuckton of Dilaudid at the time.
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2024-09-19
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Was the heart attack a response to being sedated, to being anally probed, or just something that had been developed independently they caught?
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Why would you put excess income towards the mortgage? Return on S&P500 is going to be much higher than 2.5%
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Withdrawing from your 401k sounds like a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Taking money out of your 401k shouldn't even be an option.
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2024-09-19
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Johnny 5 is alive.
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2024-09-19
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The biggest reason, which I haven’t seen mentioned anywhere, is that geometrical perspective wasn’t discovered until the Renaissance. You can’t really create a realistic 2d depiction of a 3d scene with any depth without understanding geometrical perspective. As mentioned in other comments, 3d art such as statues were sometimes “realistic” in older civilizations.
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2024-09-19
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I think the lifestyle is where I always struggle because I don't know what we would be spending in retirement. My main concern is just having a home and not being worried about paying bills. If we can bring in $80K or more in retirement I would be happy. Our combined gross income is around $120K/year so $80K tax free would be great. I don't see us traveling much in retirement. The house will be paid off before retirement which is good piece of mind for me.
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2024-09-19
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Wouldn’t housing prices go up with a rate cut?
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2024-09-19
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Is this place run by 5 year old kids now?
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2024-09-19
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My goodness! How in the world did you know to even look there??? Was there meowing?
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2024-09-19
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Yeah it is bad design but you use it just like the other ones: by climbing on top of the divider walls and squatting. You just have to lean a bit to the side to make sure the bombs hit the target.
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2024-09-19
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2024-09-19
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Damn I like these numbers
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2024-09-19
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Yeah, the first anatomically modern humans had basically the same brains as us, with the same cognitive ability. What they didn't have was millennia of knowledge of past Innovations to draw upon.
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2024-09-19
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I used to work as a busser in a huge bar. For ketchup refills we had the Heinz Vol-Pak wall mounted dispensers in our server area. One night I was helping a server put a new one in. They had made the mistake of putting it in before unsealing it and attaching the dispenser and they were stuck holding back the flow of ketchup. I took over and got it attached but at the expense of soaking my arms in ketchup. Then I ran out into the main bar screaming my head off, holding my arms in front of me and ran into the side bar (which was closed at the moment). Scared the shit out of everyone there. I came back out a minute later and said "It's just ketchup" and the whole bar laughed their asses off.
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2024-09-19
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I remember my first time being tear gassed. Rookie.
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2024-09-19
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2024-09-19
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When my date first spent the night, I had some little chocolates that had gone stale, so I plopped them in the toilet and left them unflushed. She was too polite to say anything, but later she laughed and said she wondered how my poops were all perfectly round & egg-shaped
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2024-09-19
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Walt Disney himself designed this toy car, and it shows.
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2024-09-19
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They also have to carry the most expensive malpractice insurance policies because most of their lawsuits are death-related rather than injury/pain-and-suffering.
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2024-09-19
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Should be Colgate Institute 🪥
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2024-09-19
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Only ionizing radiation and long-term exposure to magnetic fields above 0.3 μT have had any sort of statistic connection to healthrisks (constant exposure to 0.4μT or higher is associated with a 2-fold increase in childhood leukemia. Ie, houses right beneath high-voltage powerlines) So while I wouldn't sleep with a cellphone within 12 inches of my head (that's the point where the magnetic field drops down to about background-levels) generally a 5G tower isn't a problem. It's just not powerful enough.
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2024-09-19
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Actually, this is several zebras crossing.
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2024-09-19
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Johnny five is ALIIIIIVE!
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2024-09-19
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edit 7: yall can fuck right off, im rested now. lol.
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2024-09-19
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His look is very funny
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When everything's proceeding as planned, IT gets yelled at for wasting money.
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2024-09-19
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doug from up
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In a way we do drink sea water: it evaporates leaving the salt behind, becomes clouds, then falls as rain which is fresh water.
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2024-09-19
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There are people who have talent for painting and whatnot but when you see someone do those incredibly realistic paintings they have been practicing their whole life's + they are using a lot of techniques developed by someone else. There's no toddler doing ultra realistic paintings without practice, no mater how talented they are.
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2024-09-19
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Attention Deer. In this training video we will show you how to cross the road as a group. As you will see, this is much safer than those one up jumping road crosses you guys do now.
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2024-09-19
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Maybe they took it for granite
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Eh, but it's also true. I don't entirely understand electricity as it's \*really\* complicated. I'm not sure anyone entirely does, although there are definitely people smarter/better versed than me that have a better concept as to its true nature. Most of electricity's applications work just fine, though, if you assume that it's a magical force that zips down conductors at nearly the speed of light. But that's also, technically, not what's happening.
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2024-09-19
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You dilute it with the wastewater from the same municipality drawing the water off.  These things are knowable and measurable.  You can also mix in regular ocean water to help dilute it further if the outflow is less than the inflow….
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2024-09-19
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This is a wonderful way to understand everything in the OP list.
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Heck, in my original comment I wasn't *trying* to eli5. Other people had already done that and done it well. I was commenting on the incredibly strange nature of the universe, and about how I wish—entirely for my own convenience—it were a little less strange.
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Where's the "I beat N64 Goldeneye 100% on 007 difficulty as a child" option?
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I've met a few people like this and i just point to the car in the drive way and ask why they drive that every day then? That's a cancer producing factory right there.
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Based on your comment it seems you might be an anesthesiologist or a nurse anesthetist, so please correct me if I’m wrong. One of the other parts of the anesthesia cocktail is something to make you not form memories - so not only are you asleep, numbed to pain, but also (ideally) incapable of remembering the experience. I believe that’s usually scopolamine. But again, I’m not a doctor. From a layman’s perspective though I’m very interested in anesthesiology because I have a chronic, degenerative spinal issue that at 45 I’ve already had to have 5 surgeries for including 2 fusions. I have very bad short and long-term reactions to GA, so I’ve done a lot of elective research on the topic as part of my undergraduate. At least at the time it seems like most of the research being done on GA is on the young and old, as it’s generally seen as safe and well-tolerated by most adults. In my case though I’ve woken up several times - not fully, but enough to be concerning to the doctors, and also remembered the occurrence. I wasn’t in pain that I can remember - really everything is just a blur, but it’s left me with night terrors and nightmares of the event, as well as lasting anxiety. The overwhelming sensation of imminent death and doom is the strongest impression I have of the experience. From what I’ve gathered this isn’t unheard of in the elderly, but vanishingly rare in healthy adults. My supposition is that it has something to do with my marijuana use, which I was open about with both my surgeon and my anesthesiologist. It’s also possible that the traumatic nature of this incident - the 2nd herniation happened suddenly and the material from the vertebrae was directly pressing on my sciatic nerve caused issues with the GA drugs. I was rushed into the ER but it was 12 hours before they could arrange for a surgical suite for me, and in the meantime I was getting a cocktail of fentanyl, dilauded, percocet, and Valium, but was still having spasms and pain so bad I was delirious. Anyway, it’s crazy to me how much “magic” goes into anesthesia - we don’t know ow exactly how it works, but we’ve mostly figured out methods to use it effectively most of the time. It’s a fascinating field.
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Wall-E on yo ass boy 😂😂
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I do not eat grains but when I cook for others I do not grind flour Purchasing flour is very very inexpensive You can make endless things for five dollars I was not taught these things either but am able to use libraries for free and access the internet like you obviously can
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I can't give you medical advice in that sense, so definitely speak to your anaesthetist as they will guide you though everything you need to know. What I will say is that the drugs we have in theatre are _much_ better than what you're given to take at home, and even if you are (somehow) totally insensitive to opiates, we have other ways to skin that cat so nothing would really change!
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No layman is ever going to need to know anything about wave propagation or drift velocity, are you serious right now? I work with this stuff every day and I never need to know about it, that's no way a regular person will ever study that. 
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>you could clamp your balls to an AT&T antenna and nothing would happen. I have a harness, lobster claws, and a pair of vice grips! Challenge accepted! The only logistical hurdle if getting the boys out once I reach the top, but I suppose I’ll cross that bridge when I reach it. 
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