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Fuck, not again
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2024-06-06
I was part of putting together our response to bird flu for a very large corporation, it was scary as hell and made COVID look like a slightly annoying event (a decade+ before COVID). Assumption \#1: One third of your company will just disappear and not show up to work.
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2024-06-06
Yeah, my first thought was, "Here we go again." I guess we'll find out in a few weeks/months.
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2024-06-06
I hit 103.2 with COVID. I barely remember that day
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2024-06-06
Ironic if would’ve been a cartel ran farm. /s
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2024-06-06
"Nothing to see here" - WHO
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2024-06-06
[patient zero chicken lover](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/a447a7b7_1596_44f5_9cdb_0fc60e214e91.jpeg)
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2024-06-06
Don’t worry there will be several more ;)
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2024-06-06
I have lasting health problems from that damn 2009 swine flu.
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2024-06-06
In September 2002 I got the worst part of covid 19. I had a fever and headache for 12 days straight. Except for a for 12 hours from noon to midnight where all my symptoms went away. I thought I was done. But nope, it all came back. I lost any 20 lbs because I wasn't eating anything. Just vitamins here and there and water. My appetite was gone and stupid me didn't try harder. Ended up in the e.r. asking for an IV to give me some strength because I was starting to feel weak. Ended up staying because by then, my oxygen levels were mid 80s.
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2024-06-06
Yay!!! I need another vacation SOOOO bad!
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2024-06-06
The only lesson most people learned is "I dont want to deal with this shit"
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2024-06-06
Don’t pretend you haven’t had those moments. It’s like that joke Chris Pratt made in Parks and Rec “I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe…. It’s like wiping a marker”
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2024-06-06
I always say this
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2024-06-06
For now.
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2024-06-06
I was buying a gift for someone and got The Strand for myself very recently I am not much of a reader so the thickness of it scares me.
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2024-06-06
nah I’m sure its nothing...
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2024-06-06
And more incubation time in a human host. This is actually worse
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2024-06-06
A book by Stephen King
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2024-06-06
Or you go super hippy and get a handful of rags to dry off with and wash them in the washing machine. No TP necessary. We still have TP for guests but i would say we go through a roll every month or two.
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2024-06-06
I had a hallucination fever while I was at boarding school. There were witches flying across my ceiling, coming to take me to die. I was crying out for my mum but no-one came. Boarding school fucking sucks.
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2024-06-06
Round Two: Fight!
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2024-06-06
Well we beat Easy mode, now it’s time for New Game+ on Normal. Then it’s New Game++ on Hard.
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2024-06-06
I think you are overestimating how many people took, let alone the few who still take, masking & COVID seriously.
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2024-06-06
Just in time for November
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2024-06-06
That's comforting until you realize having had covid is an underlying medical condition
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2024-06-06
My brother hallucinated that he was a race car and my mom was a wheelbarrow. He kept telling her he could win the race lmao
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2024-06-06
I miss lockdown
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2024-06-06
As a vegan, I say, “Ha!”
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2024-06-06
The lighting is really important when looking at a pile of shit.
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2024-06-06
Be afraid! That’s what BIG TEEPEE WANTS! I’ve stopped using toilet paper almost completely. Now just a single baby wipe or dudewipe after the jet wash. It almost never hurts, when it does it’s easy to adjust away from the pain. I’m convinced everyone has an ass full of shit now compared to my sparkling cavern. Simply TP is not enough. Ever. Idk how anyone uses TP only anymore. That’s the fucking scary thing now. Not having a wipe and having to use TP only… *shudders* No joke, secret deep insider tip: get one with an enema function and *any* time you feel the need to shit you can. It’s changed my life.
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2024-06-06
As someone who knows people in this area of Mexico/having lived in Mexico myself, the man may not have had contact with poultry, but someone in his family may have. I’d frequently see people bag whole live chickens to take home and kill / prepare for dinner. Or picking up a dead chicken from a market. It’s not uncommon. The others around him may have been positive, and the virus passed by the time they tested. The man who passed had serious health issues. I wouldn’t look too much into this unless they find other live cases.
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2024-06-06
"Based on available information, WHO assesses the current risk to the general population posed by this virus as low."
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2024-06-06
It's very true. People were called evil for doing things that they all do now. Most people who called people evil for not getting the vaccine and wearing a mask aren't getting boosters, and aren't wearing a mask. People are still dying, but they will just shrug it off... it's like, what happened, you were calling people evil monsters not too long ago for doing waht you're doing now.
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2024-06-06
I'll take another pandemic over WW3 anyday
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2024-06-06
If ya'll motherfuckers allow another pandemic I SWEAR TO GOD
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2024-06-06
Canadian, eh?
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2024-06-06
Birds aren't real
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2024-06-06
Hey. As soon as it gets warm it will disappear like magic. Ask Donald . (U less joe wins and then we are all doomed - joe won’t know who to blame or instigate hate waves against )
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2024-06-06
Joe Bidet 2024
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2024-06-06
Any chance it was from cows? Or the unpasteurized milk? Ya'know since most of the cows (at least those in the US, so I assume other countries) are infected at this point (if they've been being fed the infected chicken poop, again as they have been in the USA).
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2024-06-06
I didn't get vaxxed to protect me too!
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2024-06-06
People are still in denial about the severity of infectious diseases. They will downplay any scientifically proven facts about public health. These are the same nasty people who whined about having to wash their hands and using hand sanitizer.
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2024-06-06
I haven't replaced TP, but a roll lasts forever. But you could just use those wash cloth type towels instead. Given enough of them, you can rotate them and wash them etc probably. With a bidet, you're mostly just drying your ass anyway
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2024-06-06
I see this headline for the very first time as I'm walking in parking lot, arrive at my car 10 seconds later, lift my gaze from the phone, and what do I see on the car next to mine? [This motherfucker.](https://i.imgur.com/LptO9kk.jpeg) They know.
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2024-06-06
Scientist Immunology here... approximately 50% mortality... Bird flu is only 2 mutations away from human to human transmission. So this IS going ro happen
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2024-06-06
Btw. Read “journal of the plague year” by William defoe. Like 1700’s London. Amazingly like our pandemic in a couple dozen ways
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2024-06-06
I’m just grateful that it’s summer for a lot of these kids. I’m keeping mine indoors and having hand sanitizer on deck at all times.
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2024-06-06
I'm not worried about what smart people will do
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2024-06-06
If it is easily transmitted and has that mortality rate, we’d have a month to get it developed before society collapsed.
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2024-06-06
Keep funding those factory farmed animal products and this is what we're gonna end up with more and more.
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2024-06-06
You don't need pants for the victory dance, cause baboon's better than weasel. I R Baboon big star of cartoon
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2024-06-06
Oh yeah baby, Covid 2.0... the next great expression of people being dumb as fuck cause they are religious.
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2024-06-06
Ya!!! Well, maybe not this time because it’s just such short notice.. but if there’s a 3rd pandemic I can definitely tentatively commit to rioting! I’ll have a better idea of my schedule as the day gets closer.
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2024-06-06
Thanks, this makes me think there's no need to panic just yet. Individual cases need to be monitored and treated with care.
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2024-06-06
We *could* have lab grown meat in the US but one political party is already working on banning it. Banned in FL and AL and likely more to come. 
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2024-06-06
You're area may have gotten lucky. How do current levels compare to 2020 though, if the graph goes that far back. It looks like i was mistaken about the record levels though too, I thought i read that. But US levels are high or very high in serveral states on the CDC covid wastewater dashboard.
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2024-06-06
> Turtle Flu TURTLE FLU
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2024-06-06
We don't know.
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2024-06-06
I always went with Saudi Arabia
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2024-06-06
... turtle flu...
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2024-06-06
Completely prior to Covid, did you somehow miss the meme that was everywhere: 'money printer go brrrr' when Trump was juicing the economy prior to the election? Why do you think people were saying that?
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2024-06-06
We learned that simple actions as using a simple mask, or staying at home when sick, or avoiding crowded space when there is an outbreak local would stop the virus, ans of course taking the vaccine when available, as we ALL did and nobody refused those simple measures, making less than a few hundred casualties worldwide... right?... right?
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2024-06-06
Wait til you hear about the three sea shells
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2024-06-06
The wuhan Batman lied too. This fella humped a bird, no doubt in my mind
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2024-06-06
Even if that were true, which no it really isn't, it could probably lessen them or their severity, that's absolutely never going to happen. You got to at least have achievable goals
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2024-06-06
Here it comes 😷
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2024-06-06
You know some of us have medical issues and quite literally cannot survive without meat right? And before you say it isn't true, multiple doctors I've spoken to, and multiple nutritionists agree that I absolutely do need it to survive, me personally.
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2024-06-06
It's a virus linked with animal agriculture, regardless.
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2024-06-06
Is it happening again?
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2024-06-06
I've read the novel and I probably listened 3 times to the audiobook and I think as European I encounter some kind of cultural, probably pop-cultural barrier, that prevents me from understanding why they called the flu in The Stand "Captain Trips", maybe some Redditor can help me shed some light on that matter because I really like the story but can't figure this one out.
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2024-06-06
Ah fuck, that's really bad
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2024-06-06
Another communist bullshit incoming
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2024-06-06
Good thing we’re securing our southern border finally.
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2024-06-06
How does s "one off" occur in the context of a virus? Either it can infect humans or it can't, no?
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2024-06-06
People don't lack foods, they lack nutrients or chemicals, all of which can be synthesised nowadays. Perhaps you can grace us with your condition and I can do some research?
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2024-06-06
Don't worry, the jabs are all ready.
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2024-06-06
0.00004% of the population in 2009 is much closer to nothing than something. It's extremely fair to call it nothing.
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2024-06-06
Not just you, all of humanity will riot, and justifiably so. It won't happen.
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2024-06-06
The cases of cross-infections in zoos animals ate raw, infected poultry. It could very well be that the patient ate undercooked, infected poultry meat and then died due to complications from the cross-infection and his preexisting conditions. That’s just speculation based on prior, non human cases. The article is also wrong that it’s the first human H5N2 infection. It’s the first active proven infection by a lab. There‘ve been cases before where workers on a poultry farm showed abnormally high tither results to H5N2 leading to the conclusion they were likely infected some time before. That was not recently, but **2012**. Jfc, news agencies and their clickbait wanking.
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2024-06-06
Wake up babe, new pandemic just dropped
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2024-06-06
Chances are they aren't. China managed to keep Covid under wraps for a decent amount of time before doctors and media started getting messages out. It's estimated that Covid arrived in the U.S. as early as Thanksgiving and a few death's from an "unknown" respiratory virus in early December 2019 are now ruled as Covid. The Pandemic probably didn't start in Wuhan which would eliminate the lab theory, but we'll never know. China did such a fantastic job at hiding everything that it's ridiculous.
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2024-06-06
Yeah fuck him. And his rich enough to afford pants ass I'm still paying mine off. I have 69 more payments at 420% interest.
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2024-06-06
Nobody knows which specific form of the virus a vaccine will be needed, since flu mutates like a mother, and the vaccines can’t be stored long term.
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2024-06-06
Haha, thats rich coming from someone who thinks cooking meat solves the risk of avian flu
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2024-06-06
Ya, ok. Fool us once…
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2024-06-06
Chickens die after sex. The one he fucked did anyway.
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2024-06-06
DOG TIRED
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2024-06-06
Do you mean to say he banged a chicken?
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2024-06-06
You forgot the coughs. Remember Herman Cain? I 'member. Remember his Twitter account post death tweeting that covid wasn't a big deal?
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2024-06-06
If the mortality/severity is too high it could actually slow spread and make any pandemic less severe than covid, depends on a lot of factors though. Also those mortality stats are probably biased, as people who catch a mild case of bird flu may never get tested, so aren't in the stats at all. But in any case, we know that the next pandemic could be worse than covid. Imagine the shitstorm if instead of killing something like 10% of 80 year olds that it infects, it killed 10% of children that it infects. Or higher. The reaction to lockdowns would be quite different I think.
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2024-06-06
Gotta adjust for inflation. So closer to $1500
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2024-06-06
This better not be a memory I recall of when I first heard about that second pandemic… I will be so ducking devastated
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2024-06-06
For sure with covid your odds are so much worse, I just wish the goverments around the world handled people with more honesty and respect. But the larger problem now is surrounding how people with long covid/cfs/me are treated ofcourse, not this specific aspect of it. But still ugh
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2024-06-06
There’s several brands with a similar design. The one I have is from Neo, was like $25 on Amazon
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2024-06-06
Not always. Im sure the doctors here can tell you that some people lie about the most mundane shit for dumbest reasons. I volunteered at hospitals and the most common reason is embarrassment
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2024-06-06
Contaminated hands or clothes is not actually human to human. H-H is when a human gets infected and they spread it to another human.
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2024-06-06
Flu vaccines have already been tested, trailed and approved, this would just be a modification so wouldn't need as much testing as the covid vaccines. The swine flu pandemic started in June 2009 and there was already an approved vaccine in the states by September 2009.
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2024-06-06
Also cats: https://www.healthline.com/health-news/cats-testing-positive-bird-flu
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2024-06-06
I was about to correct you, then realised most people here are probably American. Just one more reason to be glad my country doesn't have your medical system.
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