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/r/pics/comments/7nupe0/it_snowed_in_tallahassee_florida_last_night/
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"Damn I wonder what all those parents are gonna do with their kids that got off of school today",
"Michigan here. That's not snow. ",
"Is it just frost then?",
"It snows more inside my work than that. You guys are screened if you think that's snow.",
"Ok",
"\"Aww Come the fuck on you have got to be fucking kidding me! \" ( I'm AL Gore )",
"Hey man, this is Florida we take what we can get ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"
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It snowed in Tallahassee, Florida last night!
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/r/pics/comments/7nuq4n/its_the_i_feel_like_poo_but_im_an_adult_and_still/
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"Never heard of or seen “dye-free ibuprofen”",
"The adult thing to do is bring germs to the workplace?",
"I was going to say, it seems like exclusively shitty business force people to work when sick. For years every low income job I had was this way, and it always made no sense. If the business is so close to death as to not be able to suppprt appropriate staffing, maybe it’s just a shitty business.\n\nMy current job is my first “real adult” job ( I know every job is a job and I judge no one based on their income) but my boss would break my neck if I came into work sick. our team is small and I would compromise the fuck out of our project timetables if I spread shit around.",
"In hospitals (well, at least some) when your sick you have to wait a certain amount of time once it better before you go back as a matter of policy. \n\nWife used to work at a hospital as an admin in engineering. And even though she never interacted with patients or went wandering through the hospital, shed have to be healthy for X amount of days after being sick, depending on illness. ",
"I had no idea I could get Oral relief from wallgreens",
"“Adult” \nI believe the correct term you’re looking for is slave ",
">“Adult” I believe the correct term you’re looking for is ~~slave~~ mom ... FTFY",
"Just do some cocaine...you'll be fine. ",
"How do you know OP's moms name",
"Typical corporate redirect. We know what you're offering behind the counter now Walgreens, don't be shy."
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It’s the “I feel like poo but I’m an adult and still have to go to work” starter pack
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/r/pics/comments/7nurv5/dashing_through_the_snow_sweden_oc/
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"Helm, warp one engage!",
"Activating the hyper drive. Ready to jump?",
"Make it so! "
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Dashing through the snow, Sweden [OC]
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/r/pics/comments/7nurxn/why_nobody_like_my_wonder_woman/
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"Are you asking seriously? or joking? It is fucking dog shit",
"Yikes",
"And here I thought I had seen the worst Reddit had to offer. ",
"That's not Wonder Woman, it looks like someone from a Frank Frazetta thing.",
"r/roastme",
"Man, I hope that’s shopped on there. Yikes. If not, you should keep your shirt on. ",
"If you want nipples on your giant \"Wonder Woman\" tattoo, *that's on your back*, you can have nipples. \n\nBit of a weird place to be going all NSFW if you ask me...",
"Where's her other leg? And did you seriously allow the studio to put their name on you?"
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Why nobody like my wonder woman
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/r/pics/comments/7nusek/hand_drawn_xmas_card_from_my_daughter/
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"What’s on the inside of the card?",
"Just a hand written note relating to Xmas.",
"Beautiful card but the frame though... ;)",
"LOOKS AWESOME!!! "
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Hand drawn Xmas card from my daughter
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/r/pics/comments/7nuv7g/penis_bruise_nsfw/
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"Back story: this is my cousin's leg (and, therefore, bruise). She was moving a pressure washer off her husband's ute and it somehow slipped and left her with this mark. That's her story anyway. ",
"by saying ute I know you to be Aussies.",
"I considered typing 'truck' or 'pickup' but I'd have to hand in my Aussie citizenship if I did.",
"I'm triggered.",
"Or have it kicked out of you by ute owners if they ever found out.\n\nIt's the Aussie way unfortunately.",
"That must be what a penis looks like from \"down under'.",
"“If you don’t get into a fight, you’re lazy”"
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Penis... bruise [NSFW]
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/r/pics/comments/7nuxmw/saw_the_red_tesla_found_its_sibling_a_few_weeks/
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"WTF do they think the car parts are made from LOL",
"That's what I came to say ha. Also, guess what testla's road side assistance vehicles are. Ford transits.",
"\"Reliability LOL\" wouldn't fit.",
"Tesla owners are idiots. That goes for lots of electric vehicle owners. They don't understand they pollute an extreme amount. They don't realize how horrible LiPo manufacturing is on the environment nor do they realize you have to burn coal or some other dirty substance to charge batteries.",
"I've seen lots of those being towed around where I love in Canada. Usually by diesel gluggig flat deck trucks.",
"[The \"red Tesla\" post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ntm0m/someone_in_my_neighborhood_got_a_tesla/)",
"Wololo",
"These people make themselves look so dumb. If it said \"gas lol\" it would make sense. They could also use \"petrolol\" for the english lads."
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Saw the red tesla, found its sibling a few weeks ago!
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/r/pics/comments/7nuxz6/the_carousel/
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"I'm no mechanic but that carousel seems to have been drastically over-greased ",
"Also the 4 gears on the left wouldn't be able to move.",
"Took me a minute to realise this was on the side of a building!",
"I love how obvious it is that we’re destroying everything and have created a monstrosity of a society, but nobody can be bothered to actually do anything about it and instead joke about it like it’s all no big deal. See all the other comments so far.",
"It looks like the top layer is made of butter and it is melting down to the bottom layer",
"That carousel was a real rollercoaster. ",
"Thank you for pointing this out. That makes a lot more sense that what I initially was thinking. I was trying to figure out why someone would take the time to badly photoshop a drawing onto a photo. ",
"The artist or artists are really bad at drawing cars and then they throw in a tank for good measure...",
"“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. ”\n\n― Abraham Lincoln",
"[Here](http://blublu.org/sito/blog/?p=2884) is the source of this image. Credit to the street artist, [Blu](http://www.blublu.org/). Per [here](http://www.designplayground.it/2017/05/la-cuccagna-di-blu/):\n\n> It is called Cuccagna [which means \"abundance, plenty\"] the last work that Blu has made on the façade of a building in Via Liguria in Campobasso at the entrance to the east ring road of the capital, on the occasion of the Draw the line festival organized (also thanks to crowdfunding ) by the Malatesta Associates . It is a metaphor of the effects of capitalism: the carousel of opulence turns to the surface, but in the lower floors the exploited workers are left with the waste.\n\n[Here](https://gfycat.com/DigitalTestyArmadillo) is a time-lapse of Blu creating this painting.",
"Painted Wall in Campobasso, Italy",
"Looks fine to me... then again, all of the cars I draw look like dogs with wheels for legs",
"I mean this is cool, but also very r/im14andthisisdeep\n\nIt's pretty unsubtle...\n\n",
"/r/im14andthisisdeep stuff right here. If you really want to apply blame for the bottom panel, look right around you. ",
"Or maybe you just lack the perspective required to realize that we're actually doing far better than we ever have before and continue to improve daily.",
"We are at the greatest point humanity has ever been at (in many respects, not all), but at what cost? ",
"Yes, capitalism is the worst economic system, except for all the others.",
"You can't get from cavemen to star trek without passing through something like what we have today.",
"Murals aren't the most subtle art form to begin with.",
"Yes I’m acknowledging that we fucked up a long time ago. Money and greed has taken us all down a bad path thousands of years ago. Is it possible for us to have come to this point in history more positively? Maybe. Maybe not. But you’d be crazy not to agree that this isn’t a great spot we’re in. ",
"The fiat monetary system is about to collapse, but other than that, great spot.",
"I really don't understand these types of comments. I mean is 15 the age in which you become apathetic and give up on mankind?",
"It's not about apathy, it's about maturity. \n\nThis mural doesn't say anything that anyone above the age of 15 hasn't already heard and thought about 1000 times.\n\nI mean this mural is some attempt at unveiling the secret world of the lower class being used for the benefit of a blissfully unaware upper class while killing the planet.\n\nThat isn't insightful commentary, this isn't even a creative visual. We've all seen things like this a million times, we get it, and this is just an over dramatic rehashing.",
"The point isn't always to inform, but to have an effect on someone. Maybe someone might go, \"Wow, this is pretty messed up\", and try to lead a better, less negatively impactful life. \n\nI'm with him - the whole \"wow so edgy!\" and \"im14thisisdeep!!\" comments are such a cliche. It's like, nobody can post something like this without having a bunch of Redditors rush to comment saying that first and add absolutely nothing else to it. \n\nYour whole comment is entirely your opinion, and that's fine, but you can't present it as a fact, which you are. ",
"Agreed",
"Reminds me of those pre-Renaissance paintings where they hadn't quite figured out how to illustrate perspective yet... ",
"It's blatant posturing. Putting yourself above other people to criticize them. Kinda sounds like something.... a 14 year old would do?",
"Because it's impossible to have a form of capitalism that doesn't excessively devour this planets resources? We are living beyond our means. That's not some hippie talk but something everyone can figure out by themselves. \n\nLiving well today and fucking up the planet for future generations because \"after us, the flood\" (literally this time) is quite immoral. \n\nAnd you _can_ have capitalism and not constantly produce expensive throwaway items, for example. That isn't a contradiction.",
"Until we don't. Large parts of the scientific world are worried about the effects of climate change that are already here. And some political powers still deny that it's even happening. \n\nBeyond anything else, it's going to be expensive. ",
">This mural doesn't say anything that anyone above the age of 15 hasn't already heard and thought about 1000 times.\n\nPeople still don't care and just suppress the thought about it because it's not the most comfortable one. \n\nArt isn't always supposed to inform you of new stuff (and you can only put so much on a mural) but for example show it in a different way and make you think about it. \n\nNot everyone might have the same thoughts about it as people in this thread.",
"To get to the point of balance we have to make mistakes, learn, improve our processes. There are no short cuts. It's easy to point at problems but so what? What is the solution? I claim we'll get to the solution, just not directly--it takes time, effort, and many mistakes. But we'll keep progressing, unless we do something stupid like change to socialism/communism, then we'll be derailed for some number of decades until that system collapses, then we start over.",
"Joking about something and doing something about it aren’t mutually exclusive, you know. \n\nAlso, making art about things is far more productive than ONLY joking about, if for nothing other than preserving the terribleness for future generations to understand.\n\nI’m not saying that “lol we fuq’d fam” is the new Guernica, but there is an attitude that’s worse, and it’s ignorance of what is happening around us.\n\n",
"I always knew my dogs were to blame",
"Mostly because as much as we see it's true, and despise those who sit at the top, we have little choice but to work within the confines of the system we hate to fight for a tiny slice of that same pie.\n\nWe could make alternative choices, obviously, but it would mean personal sacrifice, and for most of us that notion is just too painful. Myself included.",
"Evidence?",
"Ah yes, those notorious carousels that are powered by labor camps and produce massive amounts of toxic waste.",
"The evidence is all around. Got a decade to study the issue?",
"Capitalism is inherently consumerist, consumerism is what is destroying the planet.",
"Capitalism is not defined by consumerism, but by free markets. When markets are free, they will do what people choose. Maybe they choose consumerism, maybe not. Maybe they choose that for a while and eventually grow out of it into something else. But the point is the agents in the economy decide what is best and the economy actually functions. Other systems use central planning where a few people decide what is \"best\" and inflict their decisions on everyone else with the force of a gun. Those systems have no actual economic theories to guide them, tend to destroy the economies where they are implemented, and rapidly get corrupted.",
"Check his post history. This one and the one before it are telling people how immature their posts are and referencing them to another sub. He's just trolling. Also this mural is detailed regardless of the subject matter. The format was popular in the middle ages in a reference to the different layers of hell. It could be about something as boring as farming during the different seasons of the year and it would still be impressive.",
"I wonder if all that paint is good for the environment and made by Buddhist monks instead of a polluting factory?",
"oh hey look, it's Trickle-down economics",
"It’s a great spot for standard of living (for some people), for medical advancements (also not for everyone), and for other beneficial technological inventions (another one not for everyone), and maybe a couple other things I’m forgetting, but is it all worth it for the downsides? Maybe, maybe not, depending who you ask. ",
"This is a wonderful ideal, but what you describe is already happening, only a select few get to pick what is “best”! Warren Buffet, Virgin Airlines guy, etc. they all have infinitely more say than I in how the system operates. There is no more thought and theory in how one operates over the other. I get your point, and I’m not being obtuse, but literally the argument is the same on both sides and it comes down to emotion and moral principles at the most basic level of this discussion, so don’t pretend that it’s any more than that.",
"I agree our system today is corrupted. We're not running a free market, if we were then banks would have been allowed to fail in 2008. Instead we're running a sort of socialism for corporations, and a system of government like an oligarchy rather than a republic. However that doesn't make capitalism bad, nor does it make socialism/communism good. What it means is there need to be big changes... just not to socialism like a lot of uneducated kids these days seem to think. We're already more socialist than not, and that's the problem.",
"\"You must be at most one percent to ride this ride.\"",
"It's not that detailed at all though...this isn't remotely close to a Diego Rivera mural.\n\nIt's more political with a message than it is \"impressive art.\"",
"I didn't interpret it that way, I saw it as simply part a \"big picture\" kind of message. \n\nParroting the link to the 14 year old subreddit with no thought is as cliche as what people make fun of things for being. \n\n",
"I know it's difficult to look past the physical manifestation of how wealthiness is depicted in this photo. It is those with the most resources (money) that perpetuate this system of gilded destruction. Those with less are forced to live by the rules and regulations that are set in place by circumstance which is created by a supply and demand economy. The innovations which are funded by those who have the resources to fund such growth are those who have been capitalizing on a dynasty of monopolized wealth and idealism that has been passed down through generations. Change is not inevitable. This is the same concepts we've seen since the ages of kings, lords, and surfs. The idea is not passed down by blood now; it's conformity to this subtle evil of a system we collectively have created. The only real tragedy is now instead of addressing a problem we're all passing around blame, but *No one* wants to fix it. ",
"> Those with less are forced to live by the rules and regulations that are set in place by circumstance which is created by a supply and demand economy. \n\nRight. We are *forced* to use kerugs and plastic straws and grocery bags etc. And we have no way to talk to politicians in our area. Yup, it's all *their* fault, we aren't at fault at all!! /s",
"Capitalism is about the theft of labor, plain and simple. Free markets further allow this abuse of power (see slavery, child labor in developing countries, etc.), it is only by the ownership of our own work as individuals that we are empowered. This is my belief. This is how we move forward collectively into a more promising and more fulfilling future.",
"Your belief is incorrect, economically illiterate, and unsupported by history. Capitalism has freed and empowered more people than any system in history. The history of socialism/communism is a history of economic destruction. If you want to improve everyone's standard of living, implement capitalism. If you want to utterly destroy an economy in a matter of decades and have mass starvation, implement socialism.\n\nYour misunderstanding probably stems from the false belief that the US is currently implementing capitalism. It's not. And that's the problem.",
"Capitalism only works if the costs and benefits are accounted for. We have too many industries where the profits are privatized while the costs are socialized. This ends up creating something a little more like con-artistry in the relationship between business and politics.\n\nWho pays for an oil spill's true economic impact vs. who profits from the industry (including consumers)? Who pays for the impact of poor investment strategies vs. who profits? Who holds government and businesses accountable if both are incentivized to neglect those with less wealth?\n\nIf we are going to keep capitaslism past the next automation wave, our society is going to have to figure out this balance.",
"Capitalism existed before consumerism",
"I agree with much of what you say. Your error is thinking our current system, with all the flaws you point out, is capitalism. It's not. What we have now is closer to socialism. There are no free markets, we're running a system where profits are privatized while losses are socialized, as you say. That isn't capitalism, it's a sort of corporate socialism. You even used the word \"socialized\" losses, which is exactly correct. You are actually criticizing socialism, you just don't realize it.",
"Be that as it may, in this post-industrial stage, they are irreversibly intertwined at this point.",
"Some what simular to Diego Rivra, but the renaissance examples ( [check out Bosch](https://www.google.com/search?q=hieronymus+bosch&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=isbvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEz7HN2LzYAhWLYd8KHcboC70Q_AUIESgB&biw=424&bih=623) or [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Comedy_Illustrated_by_Botticelli?wprov=sfla1) )\n are more to scale as far angle and size of the figues.\n\nEdit: [Diego Rivera's work](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&biw=424&bih=334&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=lUVNWsifGoHi_Abzm4Q4&q=diego+rivera+murals&oq=diego+rivera+murals&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.3667.5900.0.5978.7.4.0.3.3.0.302.827.2-2j1.3.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-img..1.6.1167...0i67k1.0.qaTa-8yPZqc)",
"> talk to politicians\n\nYeah that’s so effective. Just like how we saved net neutrality, right? Or did that fail because most politicians don’t give a shit about much besides lining their own pockets?",
"It failed because *most* people didn't actually care and computers are magic to them. People bitch about the rich controlling the masses, but the masses pretty much do it to themselves more often than not. ",
"I wonder if that's like symbolic or something.",
"I see the evil of capital, you see the evil of communism. I am not wrong, and neither are you, this is an argument of morals and emotion; don’t pretend it is or will be anything more. Don’t presume to think on my behalf either.",
"Hypocrite immature adults crying about the system they exploit daily. Pass.",
"Sure. My guess is he's asking the question because we've heard from your type for 30+ years and we're still waiting.. So instead of a vague non answer \"the evidence is all around\" how about you actually point to some sort of evidence? \n \nThis is idiotic, it's like I said \"cars will go away soon\" and when challenged I simply reply \"the evidence is all around!\" It's not an answer. \n",
"It's actually a mixture of both, as pretty much anyone with any sort of educational background in any of this has been saying for decades. \n \nA purely capitalist system would fare no better than a purely socialist system, for any of it to work requires a mixture.",
"So it's literally exactly like your comments here. \n",
"http://i.imgur.com/Eu2FKXn.gif",
"Lol, that couldn't be more absurd. That's like saying free markets can only work if they aren't free.",
"I kind of, but mostly don't get it.",
"This art doesn't seem to really have such deep meaning.",
"This idea wasn't new when Fritz Lang used it for Metropolis in 1927, and it's not new now. It's a very simple and idealistic view of the world, and it's really annoying people still view it as true.",
"Have you ever gone and visited your congressman IN PERSON?",
"The evidence is all around that he doesn't have evidence.",
"Ah yes, because having high infant mortality rates and dying from drinking unclean drinking water was SOOOOOO much better than the life we have now. /s\n\nGet over yourself, the poorest of the poor in America live better than 99% of the world could have EVER imagined before the rise of Capitalism and the Industrial revolution. To say capitalism hasn't improved everyone's life by an incredible amounts shows how uneducated you are in history. Do you think working class Americans could own a car, a radio, a washing machine, a refrigerator, surplus food, vacations, and much much more a hundred years ago? No, they could maybe have one or two, but those were either vastly expensive objects that one had to save up for/buy with credit, or were reserved for the rich. Those are all common household things, in addition to computers, cell phones, TV's, and many others that almost every working class American family has.\n\nCapitalism is so terrible that everyone's life has been improved by it who actively participates in it, and those that don't because those that do participate have more money to donate to charity. ",
"For 30 years (and longer) the problems have been progressing. But if you don't know what's going on and don't know how to follow it, you won't see it. It's not anything that shows up on the evening news.\n\nThere are entire books on the subject. It's incredibly difficult to make a case in a reddit comment. If you're actually interested go read The Big Reset by Middelkoop or almost anything by James Rickards, or any similar work. The books are nothing but long descriptions of the issues we face and their evidence. Various authors differ in interpretation of some details but the big picture remains the same: the dollar is dying. At the very least it's rapidly losing its reserve status.\n\nA bit of evidence most books don't mention yet but that is very visible today, is the cryptocurrency boom. Hundreds of $billions are rapidly flying into an alternative to fiat that was literally created to protect wealth from the coming problems. Why are those safe havens exploding in value and interest if fiat is doing so well?",
"Wouldn't you agree that Capitalism needs to be restrained to some degree? Left completely unchecked, it will devolve into slave labor, destruction of the environment, depletion of natural resources, etc. Not to mention the fact that our \"masters\" become huge corporate entities rather than some socialist government. In the end arent both systems terrible if left uncontrolled?",
"Capitalism/Free markets need support and protection. Support like roads, laws, police and defense of property rights, etc. They probably need protections from monopolies, I've never been convinced of the arguments that free markets deal with monopolies on their own. But no, I don't believe they devolve into slave labor, destruction of the environment, etc. The markets don't exist in a vacuum, and when things like destruction of environment happen, it is a negative for everyone and the market will change to address it. People use government now to address those things, but it's often just one group inflicting its views on everyone else (which the government is only happy to help with as it allows it to take more money and power for itself). Real issues can be agreed on by most people and solved by the market and/or private society.\n\nBesides, your implied premise is false--central authorities are no guarantee those things will be addressed. Just look at the environmental issues in China. False premises like that are used to argue for putting everyone under the control of some authority, but who wants that? Who says that authority will even act for good? The world is full of authorities acting badly. Anyone that argues for going under an authority like you are deserves to be in a North Korea situation to see what its really like. I'd rather have freedom and a society free to deal with problems as we see fit.",
"PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET",
"This reminds me of the movie metropolis It’s a silent film from 1927",
"THIS!!!\n\nNot enough up votes to give!",
"I am talking big picture long term. Not the fact that an average American can own a car now when they couldn’t a hundred years ago. I’m talking about the overall well-being of *everyone* not just the short term affects on average Americans. ",
"It is, however, a pretty great idea for a carousel.\n\nHow many kids would want to ride a horse when they could ride an awesome tank or helicopter?",
">There are no free markets, we're running a system where profits are privatized while losses are socialized\n\nThat's communism you dolt.",
"In it's current form it's just as bad as any. We can definitely do better. \n\nAnyone who doesn't believe that is either entrenched at the top or severely lacking in imagination.\n\nWe need far higher taxes on the rich and more social programs. Higher wages and more worker protections. A new round of trust busting would be very nice to see as well.\n\nIf we can move from corporations to co-op's, that would make a huge difference in terms of democratising our economy.\n\nI don't believe that everyone being out for themselves is how humans became the dominant species on the planet. \n\nBut I do believe that it will be our downfall if it continues on this trajectory.\n\nEdit: a word.",
"Don't worry about that, just get back on the carousel. ",
"Here we go again with the cult/illusion of \"free markets\". \n\n\"Other systems use central planning where a few people decide what is \"best\" and inflict their decisions on everyone else with the force of a gun. Those systems have no actual economic theories to guide.\"\n\nWhat do you think is currently happening?\n\nA handful of ultra wealthy people rig everything in their favor and work the rest of us to exhaustion and death. Damned if we do and damned if we don't. \n\n\"We cry shame on the feudal baron who forbade the peasant to turn a clod of earth unless he surrendered to his lord a fourth of his crop. We called those the barbarous times, But if the forms have changed, the relations have remained the same, and the worker is forced, under the name of free contract, to accept feudal obligations.\" \n\n-Pyotr Kropotkin, The Conquest of Bread.",
"If you are looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. - V",
"How is that obvious? Because you can paint it as a childish metaphor? Try living without that monstrosity of a society and maybe you will stop taking all the good things for granted and only seeing the bad. ",
"I'm very historically literate and I vehemently disagree with you. Micro-credit has ruined hundreds of thousands of families and villages in developing nations in the last decade.\n\nI bet many native Americans would disagree with you. \n\nI bet many Africans and African Americans would disagree with you.\n\nA whole lot of non white, non westerners would disagree with you.",
"Yeaaa, this is this typical childish seeing everything wrong with society while taking all the good for granted mentality put into a picture. \"Why do I have to work and some people have more than me?\" well my child, it's because the cosmos will murder you if you don't wrest your right to live for it every day, and those people have a lot of nice things because they came up with part of the plan that lets us do so in 40 hours a week.",
"Did The Simpsons do it first? ",
"I believe the phrase you are looking for is \"corporate welfare\"",
"I appreciate the Simpsons getting the physics of the gears correct.",
"\"After lunch can I whip you?\"\n\n\"Nope.\"",
"Interestingly enough, it was turning the wrong way [in the actual episode](https://youtu.be/JjQXbvLEr9k), and whoever created the gif corrected it.",
"The bigger picture which you still can't see. \n\nThere is no part of the world that has been touched by capitalism that hasn't improved the lives of the people living there. People are better fed now a days, people live longer than prior to the rise of Capitalism/industrial revolution, childhood mortality is down dramatically, and people are more free to do what they want. You have to be incredibly uneducated to think capitalism has caused more harm than good to the world.\n\nPut it this way. Parents EXPECT their children to live to adulthood in most nations in the modern period, that was not an idea common to the pre-modern period. Capitalism and it's drive to improve is what has caused our lives to be so much better than people before us. \n\nEdit: side question. When was the last time you met a person with Scurvy or another vitamin deficiency?",
"I never said we had it better all around in the past. I merely wonder what it could be like if we picked another way to get to somewhere similar to here. A way with less of the problems we made for ourselves now. Again I agree in many respects we have it good now, and probably the best it’s ever been. But if we took a different route here with less of the negative choices we made to get to our situation now, could it be *even better*. And the answer is yeah, probably. ",
"I don't know how common it is, but I know quite a few people in my social circle who choose to live quite a bit below their means, and not participate in the mindless consumerism.",
"What Americans don't realize is that most of them are in the top level, globally, anyway. They just complain that they're not at the VERY top of the carousel.",
"Nice meme, but it's not factually true.",
"Been a fan of Blu for a long time. His videos are straight up amazing.",
"Micro-credit doesn't have anything to do with capitalism. Capitalism exists even in economies with no credit.",
"> It is a metaphor of the effects of capitalism: the carousel of opulence turns to the surface, but in the lower floors the exploited workers are left with the waste.\n\nOh, thanks for the explanation. The symbolism was lost on me, its so very subtle. /s\n\n\n\n",
"Reminds me of that TEDED talk about Orwellianism and big government.",
"So you have no evidence that our life is worse than others, but YOU JUST BELIEVE we could have come up with a better system. You're delusional.",
"You think this is the best thing we could have come up with? You don’t think that we could have gotten to this position in a more positive way? Really? And I literally never said we had it better at some other point or that others had it better. ",
">Hundreds of $billions are rapidly flying into an alternative to fiat that was literally created to protect wealth from the coming problems. Why are those safe havens exploding in value and interest if fiat is doing so well? \n \nDude seriously this is NOT how logic works. The fact that billions are flowing into a new currency doesn't mean anything for the hundreds of TRILLIONS sitting in various \"fiat dollars\" or \"petro dollars\" or whatever term you want to use today to frame money that isn't backed by some chunk of metal. Additionally, we don't know the true identity of the creator of bitcoin, we only know him as Satoshi Nakamoto, and since this is a psuedonym nobody has ever actually asked the creator why bitcoins were created thus your statement about WHY bitcoin was created is false or at best conjecture. \n \nConsidering you don't appear to understand what evidence is as *evidenced* by your claim, I'm not very confident in your claim that \"the dollar is dying\" as like you mentioned yourself, people have been saying this for 30 years. You could literally say just about anything is dying and if you say it long enough eventually it'll be true, doesn't mean you know shit about that topic. \n \nSo, any actual evidence? Has a major nation stopped dealing in the dollar? THAT would be evidence- If a NATION stopped using the dollar and switched to something like bitcoin, not 0.02% of some random nation's population as we see today. \n",
"Like some others who have been in crypto since very early on, I think I know who Satoshi was (and he's still active in crypto development and very outspoken about why bitcoin exists). And he was quite clear why he created bitcoin while he was still around as Satoshi, so you're just wrong about that. Look at my reddit history, I've been talking mostly about bitcoin and other crypto on here for years now.\n\nAs for your point about other countries switching away from the dollar, if you knew anything about the subject that's exactly what is happening. Again refer to some of the books I suggested. Meanwhile recent news articles point out china is starting their own oil futures based in their currency as just another point in a long list of their moving away from dollars (including creating their own gold markets, etc). Russia also. It's stunning exactly how much has happened so quickly if you're aware of it.",
"You haven't put forward any evidence of how we could improve, or how that improvement would not fall into the same pitfalls of capitalism. Literally all you've done is say \"We could do better\" and not suggested a single thing. Stop this bullshit cynical outlook on life. If you think capitalism is so fucking bad, make something better. \n\nTo tweak a Churchill quote, \"Capitalism is the worst form of an economy, except all the others.\" You're not the first to think capitalism is terrible, but just like the rest you won't be able to create a better system.",
"Did you see the news this morning? China to stop buying US treasuries. (and markets are down big). Not a surprise to me, it's just the next step in a long process. Are you paying attention yet? "
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"What is a group of baby turtles called? As litter? A pack? Gravel? ",
"[ Bale, Nest, Turn, or Dole](http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/AnimalGroups.html)",
"A bale, nest, turn, or dole.",
"I believe it is torteetles ",
"[Here](http://www.bartcop.com/wildlife-140218.jpg) is a version of this image that is not horizontally squished. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/XwTfA) are a few more pictures of them. Photo Credit: Linton Zoo.\n\nThese are [African spurred tortoises](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_spurred_tortoise). The little guys were born in 2011 at the Linton Zoological Gardens in the UK. \n\nMore information can be found [here](http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2011/12/african-sulcata-tortoise-hatchlings-pose-for-family-portrait.html).\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[A turtle mother and her babies](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5qwv8s/a_turtle_mother_and_her_babies/) | 105 | 11^mos | pics | 6\n[Little Tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7nlsd3/little_tortoises/) | 70 | 1^dy | aww | 7\n[Little Tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6wx1z2/little_tortoises/) | 35 | 4^mos | aww | 3\n[Little Tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ldisy/little_tortoises/) | 7925 | 6^mos | aww | 79\n[Shell Puppers](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6dfel0/shell_puppers/) | 1318 | 7^mos | aww | 24\n[Little Tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5jd87i/little_tortoises/) | 52605 | 1^yr | aww | 742\n[\"We are looking for our brooother...\"](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/52r2hh/we_are_looking_for_our_brooother/) | 69 | 1^yr | aww | 9\n[Baby Turtle Army](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/45vm8p/baby_turtle_army/) | 19 | 1^yr | pics | 4\n[Baby Turtle Army](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/45v1rk/baby_turtle_army/) | 196 | 1^yr | aww | 13\n[DMV trainees on a field trip](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/45fzno/dmv_trainees_on_a_field_trip/) | 153 | 1^yr | funny | 3\n[Baby Turtle Army](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/43ou2k/baby_turtle_army/) | 2641 | 1^yr | aww | 77\n[Hand grenade family portrait](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3hkolx/hand_grenade_family_portrait/) ^**B** | 38 | 2^yrs | pics | 1\n[Hand grenade family portrait.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2vsnxa/hand_grenade_family_portrait/) ^**B** | 3771 | 2^yrs | funny | 62\n[Little Tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6vaxo0/little_tortoises/) ^**B** | 202 | 4^mos | aww | 8\n[Herd of baby tortoises.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5tsmkw/herd_of_baby_tortoises/) ^**B** | 7217 | 10^mos | aww | 125\n[Herd of baby tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3ow128/herd_of_baby_tortoises/) ^**B** | 1781 | 2^yrs | aww | 45\n[Horde of baby tortoises](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mhwcz/horde_of_baby_tortoises/) ^**B** | 45 | 2^yrs | aww | 4\n[Herd of baby tortoises.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3dxdm3/herd_of_baby_tortoises/) ^**B** | 2198 | 2^yrs | aww | 58\n[PsBattle: Baby Turtle Army](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/2vu0gk/psbattle_baby_turtle_army/) ^**B** | 29 | 2^yrs | photoshopbattles | 10\n[Turtles returning to the mother ship](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2cptkr/turtles_returning_to_the_mother_ship/) ^**B** | 3154 | 3^yrs | pics | 184\n[Herd of baby tortoises.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/286cvo/herd_of_baby_tortoises/) ^**B** | 3845 | 3^yrs | aww | 373\n[See the Turtle of enormous girth.](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/xz114/see_the_turtle_of_enormous_girth/) ^**B** | 81 | 5^yrs | photoshopbattles | 28\n[Turtles return to the mother ship](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/xwq0l/turtles_return_to_the_mother_ship/) ^**B** | 2604 | 5^yrs | pics | 600\n[African Sulcata Tortoise Hatchlings](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/n16mc/african_sulcata_tortoise_hatchlings/) ^**B** | 1254 | 6^yrs | aww | 137\n[Army of Tortoise babies](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5w8z2f/army_of_tortoise_babies/) | 21 | 10^mos | aww | 1\n[Sulcata Giant Tortoise with 45 Hatchlings](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3sn029/sulcata_giant_tortoise_with_45_hatchlings/) ^**B** | 41 | 2^yrs | pics | 1\n[Turtles are cool. I like baby turtles. r/aww needs more turtles.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1ljs1w/turtles_are_cool_i_like_baby_turtles_raww_needs/) ^**B** | 2420 | 4^yrs | aww | 453\n[Sulcata Giant Tortoise with 45 Hatchlings \\(x - post from r/pics\\) \\[720 x 500\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalPorn/comments/1e6no9/sulcata_giant_tortoise_with_45_hatchlings_x_post/) ^**B** | 333 | 4^yrs | AnimalPorn | 12\n[Sulcata Giant Tortoise with 45 Hatchlings!](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1e6k88/sulcata_giant_tortoise_with_45_hatchlings/) ^**B** | 3183 | 4^yrs | pics | 481\n[I see your boat and raise you the turtle!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/22bu4r/i_see_your_boat_and_raise_you_the_turtle/) | 72 | 3^yrs | funny | 4\n[Quickly!!!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rb4vb/quickly/) | 2243 | 4^yrs | funny | 79\n[To the mothership!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1489hj/to_the_mothership/) | 1658 | 5^yrs | funny | 33\n[The picture that brought me to reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/29m8an/the_picture_that_brought_me_to_reddit/) | 741 | 3^yrs | funny | 20\n[Babies](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6cm59c/babies/) ^**B** | 197 | 7^mos | aww | 6",
"Or they are torti\n",
"Looks like Lonesome Hubert wasn't so lonesome after all.",
"Tortellini",
"I can't handle this photo, I can't. ",
"I wonder how the parents interact with the babies? I always assumed turtles laid their eggs and left and had no interaction with their young. I assume they're in captivity (stuck together) so it would be interesting to see how they parent or if they're indifferent."
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"Where is this?",
"Charlottesville, Va ",
"That's fairly hideous. "
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"For everyone else who heard the song in their head when they saw the title... \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw ",
"[Photograph by Bernd Nowack](http://www.fotocommunity.de/fotograf/bernd-nowack/1952616)\n\nLocation: Neuheim, Switzerland",
"It's like an X-Ray or something, looks like blood vessels ",
"Really is an amazing photograph no matter how many times I see it ",
"Are we sure this isn't just the cover for A Nightmare Before Christmas",
"Damn, his other photos look amazing too!",
"This is a particularly nice photo.",
"Thanks",
"Really eerie and beautiful.",
"http://i.imgur.com/5o1v7bB.gif",
"This could easily be the logo for a production company that pops up before a movie.",
"This picture would make a great movie poster TBH",
"*Theeeeere's a bathroom, on the right*",
"It looks like a butt.",
"The Eye of Sauron is ever watchful",
"[OoT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ShzyggtsCs)",
"beautiful!",
"Winds howlin' ",
"Looks like Fantastic Mr Fox.",
"Beautiful Capture",
"not really\n",
"Clouds behind the moon?",
"Subtitles for the blind: \n\nit’s a picture of a moon rising behind a tree. ",
"Pretty sure the tree is rising in front of the moon",
"[also this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y&t=0m25s)",
"Tree: “-and so I said, ‘Listen to me you so-called satellite, my foot could reflect more sunli’-Oh God...it’s right behind me, isn’t it...?”",
"You look like a butt.",
"It's well settled that \"moon\" is slang for butt. Here, this moon is bisected vertically by a tree, making an obvious butt. ",
"I do not. Me:\nhttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/9/9b/Thompsons.png/revision/latest/top-crop-down/width/412/height/412?cb=20170604094127",
"Looks like rain....",
"this is like a childhood picture book drawing",
"Damn stunning if you ask me. Beautiful. ",
"This is a beautiful picture, perfect timing",
"worst hide and seek player ever\n",
"I was thinking album cover ",
"Just finished watching the fountain. Can't help but contemplate Life.",
"This would make a great country flag",
"Nice ",
"Peak-a-boo bitches. ",
"Now take a photo of a moon rising in front of a tree!",
"Where's the picture where it rises in front of the tree?",
"[It's a beautiful planet...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kKFjkBtcg8)",
"Proof that the moon is flat and cheese.",
"Oh my God, PERFECT.",
"I was thinking cover cover.",
"Fuck, now I'm never gonna hear it any other way.\n\n... but on second thought, I'm perfectly alright with that.",
"The Flame is gone, The Fire remains",
"I was cover cover cover",
"And to think, every single planet in the solar system can fit in the space between that tree and the moon, with room to spare.",
"It’s a lumbar eclipse ",
"Seems like it would have been even cooler if taken a bit earlier, when the moon was a little further up the tree",
"Ima book and need a cover too.",
"I could see it being the logo for a production company like with [Bruckheimer Films](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/c/c9/JBFilmslogo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120502212327) and the tree getting hit by lightning. ",
"whoa mesmerizing ",
"Well then",
"I was thinking movie studio logo...\n \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2DMvxRtnhY",
"Woah, I’ve got a similar tattoo. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/nv5pl61.jpg ",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"Not really. Maybe you just see butts everywhere.",
"Came here to ask if anyone else is seeing Sauron's eye ",
"Wow this a really cool Timberlands ad\n",
"Make this a poster and I will buy it ",
"I cover cover cover cover",
"/r/fakemoviestudio",
"nightmare before christmas live action movie",
"Astonishing picture!",
"beautiful",
"/r/fakemoviestudios",
"Looks like either the moon or the tree is wearing scumbag Steve hat",
"Looks like a logo for some movie studio.",
"I was thinking anal bum cover for $400",
"Wow! That’s what my sub is for! r/accidentalmovieposter \n\nNot very active but yeah",
"Damn. This is one perfect shot.",
"r/accidentalmovieposter",
"Tree Growing in Front of Moon* ",
"Treemoondous!",
"DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY \n -72 Hours Remain-",
"The top of the tree ruins it for me. And for that reason, i'm out. ",
"I can see the photographer running around the hill, up and down the slope. \"Nope, too far. Almost there. Close...\"",
"Spooky and cool. I'd take that photo if I were a photographer, too.",
"nice",
"someone photoshop a sharingan on that moon",
"How do you take a photo like that? I mean, when you take a photo of the moon it is always just a tiny dot comparing with everything else.\n",
"Absolutely amazing! I’m not critiquing at all... but is there anyway u could photoshop the branches that extend past the moon on the lower half of the tree. I would love to see what it looks like but don’t have the skills. Gorgeous shit man!",
"Wallpapers dot com",
"This looks like a scene from Majors Mask!!",
"Must be one big tree.",
"The moon has a poofy mullet.",
"Tree: The full moon is a big fat fuckin' bitch! Big ole fat fuckin' bitch the full moon, yeahhhhh!\n\nTree: ... What?\n\n*turns around*\n\nTree: Ah... fuck.\n\nEdit: Shit this is bad XD. Oh well!",
"How it the moon so big?",
"That's exactly what I thought. Iconic",
"It reminds me of the tree at the beginning of [\"Fantastic Mr. Fox.\"](https://youtu.be/TYDA9-pA0hU)",
"I want that on a t-shirt ",
"How do some people take pictures with the moon looking so big \n\nIt's not that big when I look at the sky ",
"I appreciate this photo not just because of what it looks like but also the planning that went into it. Finding the perfect vantage point from probably a few hundred feet away knowing exactly where the moon would rise.",
"Nice. Every time I try to capture the moon, even a particularly large one, it just comes out as a pinprick of light.",
"whoa beautiful",
"I thunk the tree grew in front of the moon.... ",
"Is that behind the tree or above the tree?",
"Would make a nice Paul Simon album cover.",
"how do we know it is rising?",
"/r/AssholeBehindThong",
"The tree behind the moon looks big!",
"That is beautiful",
"I was thinking more this. https://youtu.be/PVCHGGv0W_c",
"The Great Pumpkin.",
"The Blood Moon rises once again.",
"[Dead Horses Cartoon Moon](http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55e47459e4b04628c9f61fb1/56b17e92f699bb6372134b3b/57ee80a6be659457a5d8cfa3/1502211208396/?format=1000w)\n\n",
"Harvest Moon.",
"For some reason, it reminded me of Nightmare Before Christmas.",
"damn, this looks like a children's book manufacturer's logo tbh. ",
"Like cut them out?",
"Bloodborne",
"cover cover cover cover cover ",
"/r/earthporn\n\n",
"Listen chat",
"Reminds me of Moon Presence from Bloodborne",
"Nah cause you still gotta tag him from 240,000 miles away.\n\nAt least I think you have to tag in hide and seek? Or do you just have to locate? Man, it’s been so long",
"This happens all the time",
"Seek Paleblood to transcend the hunt.",
"This has Zelda written all over it 😍",
"Take a camera. Zoom in on the moon. Moon increases in size. The tree is most likely on a hill a mile away from where the person is photographing from, so the moon increased in size in the photo.",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"It's crazy how natural things aren't symmetrical ",
"One time I was really bored. I’d just gotten a new high powered flashlight and was messing around with it. I held it up to the webbing between my thumb and index finger and turned it on and to my surprise it shown through, which gave me a great idea. I pulled my pants down (My roommate was at work, so I was alone at the time) and held the flashlight to the back of my batwing (stretched out ball sack for those unfamiliar with the term) and it showed all the blood vessels branching out. I’d never tried it in my, like, 21 years of existence and thought it was the coolest thing. I snapped a picture of it with my smartphone and sent it to my roommate. He replied \n\n“That looks sweet. What it that?” \n\n“Haha, my ballsack.”\n\nNo real punchline or anything, just thought it was funny because your comment reminded me of it",
"Take a camera. Zoom in on the moon. Moon increases in size. The tree is most likely on a hill a mile away from where the person is photographing from, so the moon increased in size in the photo.\n\n",
"Take a camera. Zoom in on the moon. Moon increases in size. The tree is most likely on a hill a mile away from where the person is photographing from, so the moon increased in size in the photo.",
"https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth",
"\"The blood moon rises once more...\"",
"Hey, look, a wallpaper.",
"Kind of looks like the \"wild\" symbol on the wolf run slot machine...",
"Looks like a cat's eye.",
"Ah both are zoomed in on, neato ",
"I don't know why everyone is downvoting you, butts are wonderful.",
"TBH I’m kind of tired of seeing it on the front page every week ",
"I didn't expect the direction of this story, but it made me smile",
"I think there’s different versions, hide and seek where you simply find them, and also hide and seek tag where you find them and then tag them. That’s how it was when I was growing up. The tag version was much more popular.",
"Jeez, that's an album cover.",
"Looks like a Windows XP background.",
"[Bitcoin](https://i.imgur.com/h3IvKK9.jpg)",
"It’s really perfect. I’m a chronic photoshopper and guilty of always messing w my pics to improve them. This one makes me think “too dark!add clouds! Fix symmetry!” But then, nah, it’s just perfect. ",
"I came here looking for this. It just looks like all the leaves are outside where the Moon hits, so it really does look like an x-ray, under the tree's leaf outfit.",
"Reminds me of Ocarina of Time intro. ",
"No... it'd end up on twilight somehow then I couldn't look at it anymore",
"This movie has a strange dark side to it...",
"With a really long focal length.",
"r/trees will highly appreciate this!",
"Bad Moon is Rising ",
"[I knew I've seen this before!] (http://wallpapersin4k.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Vampire-Hunter-D-Bloodlust-Movie-Wallpapers-6.jpg) ",
"Suck it Trebek!",
"It's a Bad Moon Rising ",
"Can someone please edit/trim the tree so it fits cleanly inside the moon? love this but it drives me crazy :-P",
"Is it bad?",
"liiiiiiiiiiiiiiit",
"Like this?\nhttps://imgur.com/tIxN4WI",
"This is beautiful. \n\nThough I realize now how badly I need to clean my laptop screen, as there is NO starry night backdrop.",
"Dunno about Twilight, it's more Tim Burton I think ",
"Oh Lol, I never realized this song was made by these guys",
"Iron Banner?",
"Amazing picture! I thought this must be either in Menzingen or Neuheim! I'm from that region myself!",
"well now I can't do anything else with my day but look at this.\n",
"Tree rising in front of the moon. ",
"I know you've said it's bad, but in all honesty it's so incoherent that I quite like it ",
"I feel a bad moon rising.",
"I was always a fan of the mash up kick the can and hide and seek. If you found the person you had to tag them before they reached base. Lots of glorious nights sprinting in the dark only to eat shit in a pile up of people.",
"I was thinking more [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ).",
"We used to play a variation of this as kids but over a huge playing field. We played in 2 groups and 1 group would draw a crude map in chalk on the ground of the place where they would hide but no explanation. The 2nd group had to interpret that and find them. The run back to tag was fairly long and always awesome. We would hide everywhere, from meadows to abandoned sheds.\n\nI loved it.",
"beautiful",
"Oh well that is just excellent.",
"I always hear [this](https://youtu.be/WfKhVV-7lxIwhen) this image gets reposted. ",
"If you grow weed from a seed it has a natural symmetry right up until it encounters stresses which it reacts to, if you grow from a clone it is entirely different, with less symmetry. My guess is that trees have a lot of time to react to a lot of stresses and their lack of symmetry is often a tale of decades of high winds, kids climbing and animals living amongst the branches. Sometimes I wish I could read tree.",
"What do you want done with them in Photoshop? \"Photoshop\" doesn't mean anything on it's own.\n",
"Makes me think of the opening to Ocarina of Time",
"The Tree That Grew a Moon.",
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo...etc",
"Beautiful ",
"Bobo is going to be famous!",
"I don't think this is how it works",
"Colors remind me of great Gatsby cover",
"Almost seems a little *too* big, to me...",
"Or this? https://imgur.com/a/8mk1g",
"Reminds me of [this](https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1864373653_10.jpg)",
"They really do, I just updated me screen-savers with this mans work.",
"Repost!",
"The witcher ??",
"Just photoshop the damn thing. ",
"I see trouble on the way",
"Or henry selick..?",
"Only 9 more months til Halloween!",
"I'm thinking anal bum cover",
"That's a moon rising behind a tree alright.",
"Are there places you can go to see the moon look that big when its full, i always see great photos of it",
"Nu huh ",
"But why? it would look weird just cut off mid-branch",
"This is surreal",
"W-O-W I thought that was some cool edit or something",
"The lens being used might be 400mm or so.",
"How do we know it's not a tree setting in front of the moon?",
"That is disturbing",
"Mike Wazowski's getting old",
"Whoops, misread and photoshopped all of the ones that went past the moon. Not sure if that's what you meant but pretty sure it's not",
"when you look at this from a distance it looks like an eye",
"I love boob!\n\n\nEdit: bobo. I love bobo.",
"Das beautiful.....",
"link... LINK !!",
"Gibbs smacks tree",
"- What's in the picture?\n- Flowers and the part of the moon that isn't in the sky tonight\n\n\nAuri would not like this",
"It's just ripple hitting new high :) #toTheMoon",
"I call this photograph \"Lefty\"",
"I used to go to Neuheim as a young teenager, beautiful place. Would wake up in the mornings and always hear the cow bells ringing in the distance and there was this awesome little skatepark at the end of the road and the houses were unreal compared to here in the U.K. absolutely beautiful country through and through. We used to go to Mt Titlis and this huge water park with about 10 slides and a massive outdoor area. I’m having such vivid flashbacks right now just from seeing the word Neuheim again..I need to go back ",
"I see the bad moon rising",
"It looks like a black metal album.",
"I love seeing the moon rise through the trees. It really makes you feel like you live on a planet. Which, to be fair, we do.",
"Damn dude, great photography skills. ",
"So now the moon is stuck in a tree??? How do we get it free?",
"You ever wonder how legends are born? Its from situations like that ",
"Moontree studios presents:",
"It’s the Groot signal!!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Tree growing in front of the Moon",
"https://i.imgur.com/kzCj0.gifv",
"I'm stealing this as my new desktop background.",
"Treeeeeeee",
"sounds about right",
"Both",
"Manhunt it's called here, some weird people call it tracker.",
"This texture mod for Bloodborne is so realistic!",
"This would make a great house sigil.",
"That shit scared the hell out of me the first time it happened :S",
"I was seeing something more like [this.](https://img00.deviantart.net/ceb9/i/2017/219/6/3/breath_of_the_wild_korok_by_doublezerofx-dbj94bk.jpg)",
"Screen saver alert !!! 🛎",
"I wonder if that tree misses another tree looking at the same moon ",
"To the moon!",
"Also known as Podesta in certain circles. ",
"*Zie, de maan schijnt door de bomen...*",
"Beautiful photo. Looks like something you would see in a horror movie. ",
"Sauron Eye..",
"Paging /u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie",
"That is a spectacular photo. ",
"agreed\n",
"In the Netherlands this is the standard version. I never even heard about tagging them.",
"Wow. Where can I download a high res version of this?",
"\"moonshine\"",
"Looks like a book cover. Great photo!",
"That's not what a bitcoin looks like...",
"Tree growing in front of Moon.",
"Ah, thank you for the nostalgia. Kick the can was my favorite game growing up too. Such a great game. It was old-school when we would play it, 25 years ago. I think it is pretty much extinct now. ",
"That would make a great Halloween card.",
"/fakealbumcovers",
"Reminds me oddly of Halloween Town or like A Nightmare Before Christmas.",
"Stellar",
"I really like this idea and wish it was more active!\n\nEdit: Be the change you want to see in the world ",
"Some would say it's a tree rising in front of a moon",
"I see you've met with a terrible fate",
"Reminds me of the artwork for the musical “A Little Night Music” by Stephen Sondheim ",
"Well this is a really nice picture. ",
"One Tree Hill",
"Great picture.. Don't know why but it makes me feel happy. ",
"Exis - Roy Woods",
"Tree is the cancer of the moon",
"so... would you say that there's a bad moon on the rise?",
"1 second after I saw this my brain goes \"ba da da da dada da da\"\n\n(This song popped into my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtEdhKOMgQ)",
"The other secret is that you need to leave the shutter open for a while. Five to ten seconds on low speed capture film or similar material. It also needs to be a little windy outside. Notice how the leaves around the edges are so blurry? The movement is what allows the moon to shine through so clearly *over time*.\n\nIt's a fun trick used in low light photography.",
"[Crowmoor Apple Cider](https://sinebrychoff.fi/media/5927/crowmoor-dry-apple.png)",
"We called it Manhunt here in Louisville as well",
"It already bears a little resemblance to the original cast recording of a little night music, I think. You're right!",
"Or is the tree rising in front of the moon?\n\nThis shit is deep",
"Tree rising in front of the moon*",
"Wow. My mom was a great artist, and actually drew a picture just like this. Damn memories! She passed 6 years ago tomorrow. If anyone is interested, I can find the drawing and upload it.",
"Needs more wolves.\n",
"I thought it was proven that NASA lied and the Moon is more like 1000 miles away.",
"\"Ghost in the graveyard\"\n\nGood times... Good times",
"What type of camera is capable of pictures like this?",
"Some ancient tribes called it hunting for man",
"The Witches are coming",
"Wow! That's nice....",
"Sauron?",
"This is just beautiful ",
"[I've modified it slightly so it could be used as a 1920x1080 wallpaper.](https://i.imgur.com/5Lx8zXN.jpg)",
"reminds me of the [Talk Talk Laughing Stock](https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/c97eb112ed1ce54ac256aaca9743f8be/2252882.jpg) album cover",
"I'm wondering how long it was to get this effect. I don't think my 200 is long enough, he lists a tameron 150-600 in his kit so that's probably what he used. ",
"More like tree growing in front of the moon, amirite? Amazing picture though",
"tree growing in front of moon",
"That looks awesome ",
"I would be more amazed if it was the tree behind the moon",
"Grant us eyes, grant us eyes.",
"r/accidentalwesanderson",
"\"The best circles\"",
"It's perspective, with a long enough focal length you can make the moon look as large as you want. ",
"Beautiful!",
"Reminds me of Captain Barbossa’s crew.",
"I remember seeing the moon behind a tree as a kid and I thought it had shattered like glass for some reason. Scared the shit out of me.",
"so after you tag the person then what? The other person hides? Or does it just turn into tag?",
"😱",
"This is my new wallpaper. I love it.",
"I’ve been on reddit for a couple of years and I’ve never seen it. I’m glad it’s reposted!",
"*moon rising over telephone pole*",
"What kind of camera/lens would I need to take pics like this. Currently any moon pic I take is like:\n\nExpectation: **O**\n\nReality: .",
"Yes, please.\n\nI’m sorry for your loss.",
"Awesome click!",
"Tree growing in front of rising moon.",
"Logo of Crowmoor cider irl",
"Listen chat",
"Fake ",
"Can I use this as wallpaper?",
"Thank you for your honesty",
"That's on my Karate Kid costume...",
"\"I would like a hat,\" said the moon.",
"It looks like the moon has a mullet.",
"Looks like a Wes Anderson scene",
"Or is it a tree growing in front of a moon?",
"No, you have it wrong. It's a tree growing in front of the moon. Idiot.",
"Or is it the tree rising in front of he moon",
"GallowBoob usually posts it. ",
"Runouts. It was called runouts",
"[It's magic.](https://i.imgur.com/xXPadCZ.jpg)",
"Sounds like something off of Rick and Morty ",
"Laser tag bro.... laser tag. ",
"yes this looks better to me. or if the picture had been taken when the top of the tree became flush with the top of the moon.",
"Fear the old blood.",
"More like worst haircut ever.",
"Fear the Old Blood",
"Nice photo but definitely photoshopped",
"So ... it seems like most people here on Reddit can take a fantastic picture of the moon. I, however, always end up with a blurry dot in my image. What gives? As an FYI, I am using the camera in my phone.",
"If you had moved slightly to the left or right you might have got an excellent photograph of the moon",
"I was expecting Scarce to pop up... damn",
"That’s OK. At this point I view gallowboob as kinda the official reddit reposter - I enjoy the reposts and most are ones I haven’t seen, so it’s hard to be too annoyed at the guy y’know?",
"I have it set as the lockscreen on my phone, from the last time it was posted haha",
"Hide and Seek \nthe Movie",
"Good on you for referencing the photographer. I don’t understand why Reddit mods are not more strict about this.",
"What is? ",
"Same, although we called it Extreme Hide and Go Seek. Really only because we were in our early twenties-- and would play in a near by middle school at 2am. It's a good thing we never got caught by authorities, because they'd never believe twenty two year olds broke in to play hide and go seek. ",
"/r/fakealbumcovers",
"What a great place to plant a tree!",
"I see trouble on the way",
"Who should I give credit to?? Thinking about stealing it haha",
"What i remember from manhunt was, the \"hiders\" had to hide in an area around a pole (or some other object) and then had to get to and touch the pole before the \"hunters\" tagged them, most people would hide for a bit then re-locate and keep doing that until they could sprint to the pole. (might not be manhunt, but thats what my group used to call it)",
"Best album cover ever. ",
"Asking op if i can paint this?",
"Good Night Moon",
"Seems like evil has taken over the moon :p",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson",
"I see the Bad Moon Rising",
"Ah the memories, I flushed Laura from the safety of the shrubbery and as she bolted across lawn towards home base just across the street, I closed the distance between us. It was when barefooted Laura was halfway between the shrubbery and home base that I made the tag. Laura who was at full stride in the middle of the road stumbled the moment I made contact with her left shoulder. Braking her stride she drove the tip of her right large toe quite aggressively across the surface of the road way, effectively shortening the digit, inclusive of nail one quarter of an inch. What tissue wasn’t removed was balled up on the toes underside . .....Good Times.",
"It actually looks much better upside-down, for some reason...",
"A good one",
"I see a bad moon a-rising. I see trouble on th...",
"Just beat that game yesterday after I never touched it for a few years. Had to watch a bunch of lore videos to understand what the hell happened. 5/7 quality game",
"Great effort. ",
"top image!! Great! ",
"/r/TheWitness PTSD",
"This reminds me of \"Ghost in the Graveyard\", which is similar but when the person finds someone they shout GHOST IN THE GRAVEYARD and everyone runs back to base at the same time screaming, and the seeker has to tag as many people as possible. I'm a little fuzzy on the rules but it was really fun.",
"i just imagine CCR's bad moon rising playing as the moon slowly moves up in the sky, like a guy who was kicked off a show comes back unexpectedly ",
"Classic Repost",
"A camera with a very long lens. ",
"Tree growing in front of moon.",
"Low-key thought this was a butthole from the thumbnail ",
"Waiting for that Moon Presence to come through, any day now",
"You need a longer lens it seems. ",
"Any camera that can zoom to 400mm.\n\nBut technically you can achieve the same effect - albeit shitty quality -\n with your phone camera by just pinch zooming all the way and cropping. ",
"*Queue Ocarina of Time intro*",
"You came here for balls?",
"zoom lens...like 400mm zoom. ",
"Soo cool",
"You stole my idea but I got [better] (https://imgur.com/157y78V)... \n\nShout out to /r/mspaintbattles !",
"Tree X-Ray",
"Breathtaking! ",
"That's exactly how it works. ",
"from the thumbnail, it looked like a butt\n\nnow that i see it is actually the moon, i feel a bit silly",
"I would like this for my iPhone wallpaper!!",
"But it is how it works. ",
"Is it really that big though?",
"We went to a camp site and played man hunt until 10 pm as the whole school. Half vs half. I hid it out in the stinging nettles, I found a whole empty patch. I am now immune to stinging nettles, or maybe I lost feeling in my legs, either way it was worth it",
"r/accidentalwesanderson",
"Can someone make this into a wallpaper please?",
"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/24/spectacular-blood-red-moon-photo-captured-over-new-york-skyline/ \nHere's a link to a similar effect. The photo was taken 25 miles away.",
"That’s the same moon XLM flew to today.",
"It looks like prune!",
"This is awesome. ",
"Its like a film studio logo",
"This was known as “Go Home, Stay Home” in the Antipodes. Used to end up with half the neighbourhood kids in the backyard, some you didn’t even recognise. This was an advantage because the more people you had playing the better your odds of getting home. ",
"Does anybody else see Sherlock Holmes? ",
"At quick glance the thumbnail kind of looks like Kim Jong [Un](https://i.imgur.com/MQ0oCKc.jpg) but with a butt for a face",
"Are unicorns related to popped corns?",
"very descriptive 9.5/10\n\nAnd yeah, the tree is very far away so it appears smaller while the moon remains the same size.",
"r/mildlyinteresting is calling.",
"The tree has been rising in front of the moon all along.",
"we called it cassacks and robbers in Russia ",
"Now all you have to do is write a book about scary campfire stories!",
"This would scare me if I saw in person. The dark color, how low it appears and how big it is. ",
"So they would run around until your tagged? I never played that version as a kid",
"wasn't this on the frontpage like 3 days ago, like from the actual person that took the picture?\n\nedit: nvm, looks like it's been reposted here for years",
"I'd be more impressed if the moon was in front of the tree",
"You can make the moon look any size depending on your lens which determines your field of view. With your eyes, no.",
"I am never gonna play hide and seek with moon now! 😂 ",
"If you did this again on a barren hill you could have people stand on the hill and make cool poses. Maybe even imitate the Dreamworks logo.",
"Nah, I don’t think so. ",
"[Bernd Nowack](http://nowack.photo/Galerie/Hirzel.html)",
"Whispers in the wind saying \"Sweep the leg\"",
"Oh, it's beautiful...",
"Happy cake day",
"Actually, the guy hiding is *behind* the Moon.",
"If that’s real I vote best pic ever!!",
"Nature's fleshlight",
"→ A ↓ → A ↓",
"The tree's belly after the Christmas holidays",
"Preparing to strike.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfKhVV-7lxI",
"Tre Clips",
"Cassack meaning police? Cops and Robbers seems like it would be the same concept, the 'den/base' would be metaphorically the robbers' escape point. ",
"I wish someone would trim those branches for the aesthetics...",
"I love it! Subscribed!",
"Nothing to be done. ",
"/r/fakefaking",
"How messed up has the internet made me that I immediately thought it was a butthole 🤣",
"Wow!\n",
"What sort of lens did you use to capture this so clearly?\n",
"Wow",
"-\"Illusions ahead\"\n-\"nothing but disappointment here\"\n-\"beware fatty\"\n-\"time for cooperators\"\n-\"I did it!\"\n",
"I see, a bad moon a-rising",
"I can see now how this would seem sarcastic but I was actually being serious haha",
"The Blood Moon rises once again.",
"I thought the moon was split into 7 pieces? ",
"Grant us eyes",
"Reminds me of Big Fish",
"Thank god i didn’t have to go far for the bloodborne reference ",
"Dawn of first day",
"Came here to say this. I immediately started singing \"What's this? What's this?!\"",
"Ya kick the can is the superior form of hide and seek in opinion. Once you started running you forgot how bad you were about to piss yourself in your hiding spot!",
"I've never understood why the second one exists. It's literally just normal tag with a different name because as far as I know there's no rule against hiding in normal tag.",
"just fuck my treeline up fam ",
"From the small thumbnail, it looked like the moon was wearing a nice hat.",
"He'll new phone background ",
"Last nights Moon was magical ",
"Some people in NZ called it Butcher for some reason.",
"How do people get pictures where the moon is this big?",
"It was done last time this was reposted",
"Alternate title: Photographer aligns moon and tree",
"on some straight Tim Burton shit!",
"All i have to say is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM Two freaking thumbs up!!!!!!",
"Aha! That was what was niggling at me!",
"Why does the moon look yellow? \n",
"well that would of been a good spot to make out,..oh well..\n \"now you see me ,now u don't\",..lol ;-)",
"Fuck I'm still missing the Postman's Hat\n",
"I don't get it. There's no political agenda here, you didn't post this fishing for compliments... I've never seen something like this on /r/pics before.",
"ET?",
"This guy cryptos!",
"lemon tree from simpsons",
"Looks like something you would find on a family crest ",
"Now take one with the moon in front of the tree.",
"And that's how timberlin was created\n",
"I see trouble on the way. ",
"Cue Tim Burton music",
"Most descriptive title since Man Gets Hit by Football.",
"yess",
"Someone should cut down that tree. It's in the way. ",
"But what if the tree is rising behind the moon ",
"/r/moonrisetaboo rare alternate cover",
"Looks like [Gino](https://i.imgur.com/fH23r8c.jpg), the \"Just fuck my shit up\" guy.",
"Or, tree rising in front of a moon.",
"Reminds me of \"The Witch\"",
"I see a bad moon a-risin'",
"Bands still make album covers?",
"Bloodborne",
"Thats some big ass moon.",
"Moon with the Sherlock hat",
"Parachutes by Coldplay",
"Seeing the moon raise is such a rare chance. We can see how the sun rises every day at the same hour; you need to go after the moon and their time idiosincrasies so you can see it raising. I saw the moon raise the first time after my 30's. ",
"Big ass zoom",
"Great photo!",
"Hell of a good zoom on their lens",
"Looks like what my optometrist sees when he does the 3D eye scan ",
"Damn I miss being a kid",
"Does Creedence Clearwater Revival think that moon is bad when they see it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE",
"I don't know why but I find myself scanning the horizon looking for a Snoopy silhouette. WTF is wrong with me?",
"Someone should Photoshop the Hocus Pocus witches onto this. ",
"I can’t believe no one has mentioned sardines! That was my favorite version. One person hides and everyone else tries to find them separately. When you find the hider you hide with them so people are just dropping like flies until there’s one person left who has no idea where tf everyone else is and finally gives up. Or they find the group, whatever happens. No one really “wins” but the first person to find the hider gets to be the hider next time, so I guess that’s a win. ",
"Yggdrasil.",
"Title is accurate\n\nSource: I looked",
"Grant us eyes!",
"We called this game \"The Trenches\" where I went to school in the UK. No man's land was the patch of open ground between a decent hiding place and the chosen trench which was a bench by the football pitch. The one doing the hunting was called the \"The Jerry\"....\n\nIt wasn't subtle.\n",
"nice click",
"Like a sequel to The Mountain Goats' - The Sunset Tree",
"Yea, we played that growning; too bad parkour hadn't made our shores at the time.",
"Why is the moon wearing a scumbag steve hat?",
"Looks like this tree is about to murder his entire clan to save the village",
"It looks so much better without the mullet.",
"My brain instantly inserted “bad moon” into the title at first glance. ",
"Story time:\n\nI had some friends who played manhunt in high school (all around 18 years old), luckily I wasn't with them on this particular night.\n\n\nWe would play it in the middle of the night at an elementary school. We had a verbal agreement with the grounds keeper (He'd even \"forget\" to turn the parking lot/grounds lights on if he knew we were coming out that night).\n\n\nWell one night my friends brought their cosplay swords to mess around with before starting. Unfortunately, 3 blocks away some other people were vandalizing a church, and firing guns off. Cue the police combing the area. They see my friends, in the middle of a pitch black field, 2 of them holding what looked to be shotguns from the cops point of view.\n\n\nTo make matters worse, my friends were just starting a round...so as soon as the cops pull in they start running across the field. The cops pulled into the field, guns drawn and a k-9 ready to be let loose. After being detained and questioned (Which was made worse because only 1 of them had their ID on them) they were let go.\n\n\nFortunately this was 2012, so my friends actually survived the ordeal. The cops told them they could continue playing, but they (obviously) decided to just go home.\n\n\nEDIT: Also, Manhunt was completely ruined in my area after this:\nhttp://wtvr.com/2013/08/12/prince-george-trespassing-manhunt-game/",
"If I was into tattoos, I would get this done.",
"I see a bad moon rising ",
"That’s got Tim burton all over it",
"This reminded me to check on my XRP (Ripple) ",
"Almost looks as if it's an x-ray",
"amazing",
"i guess you could call it, One Tree Hill",
"How come the exposure works so well? Is it also down to long focal length?\n\nI was taking shots of the moon too, but short focal length. I couldn't get the foreground and the moon to both be in focus or exposed correctly at the same time. :(",
"This looks like the hill and tree from the extremely shitty \"Jeepers Creepers 3\"\n",
"Where Mr Fox lived!",
"BEHOLD A PALEBLOOD SKY!",
"Awesome Shot. I never take good pics. I have 10,000 and they all SUCK. ",
"glad I wasn't the only one who thought this would be a great movie studio logo or just an opening graphic",
"I always hated the tag version because I was shorter than most of my friends and they could run faster. Also, the best hiding places aren't easy to run from",
"Why does the moon never look this big when *I* look at it? Like, ever. \n\nI've seen super moons, harvest moons, blood moons, wolf moons etc but nothing even close to this. \n\nPerhaps this is just a good telephoto shot from really, *really* far away? (not talking about the moon being far away, but for a tele shot like this you'd have to be standing very far away from the hill that tree is on)\n\nedit: fine just downvote me without an explanation after I asked a legitimate question. wtf is wrong with people.",
"Good thing for that title. Never would have figured it out all by my self.",
"That's not possible. What kind of Doctor asks such stupid questions.",
"whoa amazing ",
"Op please can I save this pic to draw and upload?",
"For a split second I thought the thumbnail was a butthole",
"And then I was thinking book cover.",
"I don't think I've actually seen those words together... Moon rising.",
"I thought it was noon with a hat and a pipe. ",
"Where's that user your submission a movie poster dude",
"Reminds me of when you do those eye focus tests at the optometrist ",
"If I were a cop, that's exactly what I'd expect twenty two year olds to do. But they don't usually organize in packs, so I'd have twenty secretly impressed yet formally admonishing conversations with each of their parents. ",
"is it real? or a painting..",
"\"Don't you dare look at me!\"",
"Is there any subreddit specifically focused on *collecting* the more professional-looking photos that come through here? I guess this one isn't OC, so maybe it wouldn't count, but I'm still curious.",
"Great pic!\n",
"This looks like a Bloodborne cinematic.",
"...Beasts all over the shop...\n\n...You'll be one of them, sooner or later...",
"Instantly reminded me of this album cover: [The Contortionist - Language](https://i.imgur.com/aEHZzPX.jpg) \n\nNot all **that** similar tbh, but still.",
"Wallpaper comment",
"What a tiny fucking tree.",
"Looks like a Wes Anderson’s film",
"Let's see it!",
"Oh i cant wait...hee hee",
"Timberland?",
"Looks like the timberland logo",
"was that a game where the two sides had a jail? and if an opposing player yelled jailbreak and touched the base, everyone would break free?\n\nwe called it freedom in my neighborhood. ne philly",
"I will get it from my Dads tonight (hopefully) and upload it in the morning. There were quite a few, so it will probably be an album. ",
"What a glorious new background. Props",
"We had a few different versions out in the country where I grew up. We had regular tag where the person who's it runs and tags people, and whoever they tag is then \"it.\" Then we also played freeze tag, hide and seek basic (the first person found is now it and everyone hides again,) hide and seek with a home base (if everyone makes it to home base before being found and tagged, the original it person is still it and everyone hides again,) and we had manhunt, which is basically just Hide and Seek in the dark. Man that shit was spooky out in the woods. ",
"Man if you crop out the parts of the tree not inside the moon, it'd look more like a drawn piece of art than a photo.",
"the small preview pic looks like a women in black panties with a huge ass bending over",
"One Tree Hill.....any U2 fans here?! ",
"A tree in winter looks like an upside down human lung system. Don't let anybody tell you that everything isn't connected somehow.",
"am I the only one who looked for Skull Kid?",
"Or is the tree in fact behind the moon ?.",
"Thats so incredible! 99% of photography is being at the right place at the right time! And knowing how to capture an image that wows! Fantastic-i would LOVE to buy a print of this on canvas.. Perfect for over bed or sofa!",
"credit the author u noob ... http://nowack.photo/Galerie/Hirzel.html",
"Tgh",
"Already dead.",
"Thank you!",
"7th 7th 7th who 5 3 BECAUSE 4people 5 54th ",
"You can achieve the same effect by cropping with a shorter focal length, but obviously you lose resolution and quality that way.",
"As you wish. \n\nhttps://petapixel.com/2013/04/27/silhouettes-in-a-giant-moonrise-captured-using-a-1200mm-lens/",
"Tim Burton aesthetics",
"Makes me think of the Joshua Tree Climbing Salve logo.",
"Sorry if this sounds stupid but how is the moon so big in this picture?",
"damn mother nature flexin the timbs",
"NEW ALT COIN?!?!",
"It might as well be setting ",
"You're so lucky to look at the exact tree the moon choose to rise behind this night. \n\nMust be gods will!",
"If you guys like him, you might like Peter Lik. \n\nHis website: http://www.lik.com",
"This looks like the start of a Disney movie :)",
"Don't go round tonight, it's bound to take your life.. There's a bad moon on the rise ",
"Good Halloween pic",
"Looks like an album cover or movie company logo.",
"Looks like its time for a new wallpaper!",
"I dunno about you but I see a bad moon rising",
"There's a bad moon on the rise ",
"So typical of the moon. Photobombing a perfectly good photo of a tree.",
"there’s a bathroom on the right ",
"Reminds me of this [cellular eclipse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMkPwQ7EXkE) I captured once. ",
"Is anyone else looking at thir and thinking the world is going to end in say 10 mins ",
"Looks like it has a mullet",
"ITS YELLOW LIKE MA BUTTER",
"Looks like a really well carved pumpkin",
"Thought it was from Zelda Ocarina of time 😂",
"r/UnexpectedBookCover",
"Looks like an editors album cover ",
"Christ this is an amazing picture. ",
"My old favorite Hide and seek freeze tag",
"I was thinking label for over-priced boots.",
"This is a fine note.",
"Yea that’s it! Thanx. I just wanted to see what it looks like.",
"The deadliest but far-from-tastiest prey.",
"May the good blood guide your way.",
"Tree rising in front of the moon",
"Sauron after a party",
"Beautiful.\n\nNow can someone photoshop it so the top of the moon is at the peak of the top-most branches, please? It's bothering me.",
"Nothing but inquisitveness here.",
"No",
"This reminds me of a children’s book I had. I can’t remember the title, but I think it was called, “Hello Moon” or “Goodnight Moon” or something like that. ",
"Anyone else think of Gojira's \"L'enfant Sauvage\" when they saw this?",
"Is thAt the tree fRom Logan Paul's vid",
"So infinite tsukyomi begins",
"Bad moon rising ",
"How do photographers take photos of super moons and create this effect of it being 100x larger than it actually is. I’ve seen so many so I doubt it’s photoshop and some sort of technique ",
"We called it \"search.\" And you had to tackle the guys running to base and bring them to ground for them to be out.\n\nAlso used to play flashlight capture the flag in the dark. Again, tackling people while running full speed over uneven terrain at night. ",
"\"Heck! We'll just paint a tree right here in front of the moon. We don't care.\"",
"Oh man when that tree turns around he’s going to shit his pants!",
"[May 6, 2017: 3:04 A.M.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckZJW0IugI)\n\nTime is a ~~circle~~ spiral",
"Did they think nothing of the shots fired?",
"Mint!",
"I fuckin' hate portals. ",
"I want this tattoo ",
"MannnHuuuunnnnttttt!\n\nGood times! We call it that in WV too",
"I called it \"hide and seek base\"",
"I dont know why, but for some reason this reminds me of mario and the thousand year door in Twilight Town....",
"That moon is a scumbag.",
"Manhunt is something completely different where I'm from. People left it a long time ago for Grindr.",
"I'm at the pub atm and I just made an 'umph' noise out loud. That's how good this picture is.",
"Where do I need to go to see the moon this big? ",
"A E S T H E T I C S ",
"DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 12 HOURS REMAIN",
"This is a pretty awesome photo. His other photos are amazing as well. ",
"Aaa the pale moon has arrived.",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails ",
"I fucking hated the tag version. I was a little chubster so even if I was a world champion seeker I sucked at the tag part. I'm just glad no kid ever got smart enough to \"hide\" by standing out in the open and then effortlessly juking me on the way to the safe zone.",
"E.T. looks different than I remember",
"\"I see, a bad moon rising\" ",
"This is a fine note!",
"holy shit does this thumbnail look like kim jong-un's head or am i losing my mind????",
"I'm very disappointed in the lack of eye of sauron comments",
"How can you tell which side of a tree is the back?",
"I see! The Bad Moon Rising!",
"It’s like the tree had an x-ray done.",
"For 400",
"Sadly, my hometown has many shots fired. Not really an abnormal thing.\n\n\nOddly, we have very, very few murders. Just lots of people wanting to act tough, without actually killing anyone.\n\n\nI think it's against reddit rules to name someone, but perhaps this is allowed;\n\nThe shooter actually dated my sister years before this happened, and his arrest is listed here (Won't say which name though)\n\n\nhttps://nixle.com/alert/4797438/",
"Looks like a cool logo",
"This evokes such feelings. Definitely just made it the background to my computer",
"Why not take the chance to roleplay manhunt with the cops?",
"❤❤❤",
"or is it tree rising in front of moon",
"Thought this was Kim Jong-un when I saw the thumbnail from the corner of my eye. ",
"How much of a zoom do you need to get a picture of the moon that big? Or what needs to be done, whenever I take a picture of what my eye perceived as a large moon it looks tiny when I take a picture of it. ",
"Name this album",
"I see, a bad moon rising",
"Kick the can on cartoon network's website is still the pinnacle of PC gaming. Crucify me now, bitches. ",
"[Credit where credit is due](http://nowack.photo/Galerie/Hirzel.html)\n",
"r/fakeanalbumcovers\n\nr/damnmydyslexia\n",
"Instantly thought of \"Nightmare Before Christmas\" when i saw it.",
"Following",
"Derivative... see, e.g., https://www.renemagritte.org/images/paintings/sixteenth-of-september.jpg\n\nBut in all seriousness, the picture and the painting are both sublime. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/fakealbumcovers/comments/7nzb74/worth_someone_might_do_the_same_for_you/ \nDone. Edited, but done. Again. Because apparently 594x519 isn't square enough for them.",
"Surely this is some kind of inferior conjunction of the tree with the moon and earth.\n",
"Lies. This is my old emblem on COD Black Ops, not a photograph ",
"/r/lonelytrees",
"That could be the opening picture to my Roanoke Nightmare part three",
"Anybody know where this is?",
"On the bright side you get to ride around in that sweet Rascal. ",
"Okay so I have a story about this. At our house growing up there were concrete stairs that went to the basement. It was probably supposed to have a fold out door over it but the door was long gone. We were playing tag and i ran around the house and i jumped over it(Probably a 4 ft gap) my step brother came chasing after me and went headfirst into the thing. Ended up with a hell of a goose egg and either some stitches or superglue, cant remember which. Regardless i won the game.",
"No that's Gondor",
"please tell me u got a time lapse too",
"Nice composite image.",
"Beautiful",
"OK, whatever you’re enjoying tonight, I’ll take 16 of them.",
"This was the version my family played. I attribute the running moves required to reach the 'home can' for the success I had in playing football. We also played with a reasonable time limit; lots of people flushed about the same time.",
"have 3 theories, 1.) The moon has hair 2.) The tree is a lot fuller on the top 3.) Flock of birds just above the moon....or it Maybe it’s like the ol flashlight on the finger and thin branches just get lighted out",
"The time limit was crucial. Nothing like seeing half a dozen kids run out in a dead sprint from behind a bush. ",
"Nice mullet ",
"Roy woods?",
"Sort of like Pokémon; got to catch them all! ",
"I love looking at this. Like I'm there two thousand years ago and know when the moon will be exactly behind this sacred tree on the hill.",
"Heeeeey. Got a tattoo that looks a lot like this",
"I saw the moonrise tonight and wondered how many people were taking cool pictures of it. Now I know... at least 1",
"Made into phone wallpaper if anyone interested:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/Lr9IIMA.jpg",
"The back of Danielson's gee.",
"Looks like one of them slot machines. Come on all u gamblers have seen it.",
"... the way\nI see earthquakes and lightnin'\nI see bad times today\n\nDon't go 'round tonight\nIt's bound to take your life\nThere's a bad moon on the rise\n\n",
"Wow! That's nice....",
"Spectacular.",
"/r/accidentalwesanderson would appreciate this",
"And the second and third, for me. So ominous. ",
"this is absolutely spectacular--thanks for sharing",
"Do you think we'll ever see the moon rise in front of the tree?",
"Is this magic?",
"There's a bad moon on the rise ",
"Cover the moon with your thumb it looks like your thumb has hair..",
"Now all you have to do is write a book about scary campfire stories!",
"reminds me of the Eye of Sauron",
"It reminds me of the moon.",
"Well it's still kinda spooky, but it was the surprise factor that did it for me the first time, like \"WTF IS GOING ON?!\".",
"This picture would make a great house sigil.",
"Has Limbo 2 been released? ",
"Timberland",
"Watch out for the butcher",
"how do you make a moon this big? is this photoshopped?\n",
"This reminds me of the cover of some children’s book that received a Newbery award ",
"hahaha! ",
"This would scare me if I saw in person. The dark color, how low it appears and how big it is. ",
"I've played through this game so many times. This makes me want to do it again",
"I see, a bad moon a-rising",
"Darth Vadar photo bombing behind the moon ",
"Very nice :))",
"I fought Gehrman there!",
"/r/fakealbumcovers",
"this is late as fuck, but the exis album cover by roy woods is almost exactly the same as the picture. bit different positioning, but exact same colors.",
"lol you're right I do see the resemblance "
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Moon rising behind a tree
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"Very cool.\n\nI like your style.\n\nDo you have an online store gallery?",
"Thanks! I used to have a website and all and painted for many years. I'm posting this here to try to motivate myself back into it(painting). Right now my facebook is probably one of the few pages i have up, my name's Cory Chytla.",
"I think this is very nice! Complex use of color and brushstrokes really capture the subject matter! Good composition too!",
"I love this and would buy it for my apartment. ",
"Thanks! It's small, i wanna say 10\"×12\" or so.",
"I love this painting.\nYou should definitely reconsider getting back into painting, I would hang this in my living room in a heartbeat",
"Nice",
"Thank you a bunch!",
"Thanks! That's what i need to hear. Great username btw. 😂",
"Let me know if they don't pick it up, b/c I will.",
"At the very least i can look into making some prints!",
"For sure, do you have a store?",
"Totally not my style of art at all, but I really respect this. It's a style and many people do like it great job",
"Really nice painting OP! Was there a city that inspired you to create the painting?",
"Bravo",
"Damn this is super good ",
"Not at the moment. I used to have a site for awhile, I'll work on it!",
"Thanks! It's Times Square, NYC. I took a photo, then painted from that.",
"Thanks!",
"Thank ya!"
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A painting I did a few years ago.
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"The cat seems to have evil intentions of revenge on his mind. For the cold weather, the sweater, and taking over the world.\n\nAnd the dog is Pinky. This is the dog and cat version of Pinky and the Brain.",
"Do people in colder climates just leave their facuets dripping all winter? \n\n\nIs the dripping faucet trick a meem? ",
"There is a heating element tape in the pipes to the road that you turn on for the winter. Outside the city it gets more complicated but usually involves something similar",
"Heated buildings don't need to run their water taps to keep them from freezing, and municipal water lines are buried below the frost line so they don't freeze (though it sometimes happens, and it's a pain in the ass to dig out and repair ruptured water pipes in the winter) \n\nIf your house' heat died in the night and you're worried, running your taps helps prevent water sitting in pipes from freezing and busting their way out like an alien out of someone's chest, but that's only a short term solution while you get the heaters fixed ASAP. \n\nPlaces that shut down for the winter, like cottages that aren't winterized, there's a process to shut off your water source and drain your pipes so they don't burst. \n\nUnless you have self draining outdoor water faucets for a hose, those also have to be shut off from the inside and drained. ",
"But North of 60 you can't bury deep enough and code calls for heat tape on the water lines from the road to the house. It was minus 50c (-58f) in a nearby town yesterday.. But that flash is not the problem is the sometimes weeks of minus 35c to 45c\n\nhttp://ww3.whitehorse.ca/Features/pubwks/Frost2006_2007.html"
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What my friend's hairless dog and cat think of minus 36 degrees
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"Credit 📸: @westcoastaerialphotography",
"What a waste of money",
"That is a lot of RED state in the heart of a blue state... still a flyover.",
"This might be the most human image in the universe.",
"What bomber? I don’t see one",
"Fuckin a right, murica.",
"That bomber probably costs 10 times as much as the stadium to build.",
"Try 285 times:\n\nStadium cost: $4 million in 2017 dollars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Bowl_(stadium)\n\nB2 unit cost: $1.142 billion in 2017 dollars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Grumman_B-2_Spirit\n\nProbably not a fair comparison, though, as the stadium was built nearly 100 years ago.",
"Doesn't look like anything to me.",
"I'm always quite fascinated by how countries choose to celebrate their national pride. It's especially puzzling that while Americans could absolutely be proud of something like \"We provide humanitarian support to poor countries around the world\" or \"We strive for justice, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness\" or \"We are world leaders of technological innovation and science\" or \"Culture is our #1 export\", but among all those amazing, inspiring options on the table, we choose \"We can absolutely murder the shit out of everyone who looks at us wrong\".\n\nI guess it's easier to fly a bomber over a stadium than hand out pamphlets about US-based organizations rendering aid in Africa.",
"Youre trying to hard, people just like planes trains and automobiles. ",
"How could you not, it is a great movie.",
"Jingotastic.",
"You are probably right. If you're trying to wow an entire stadium of potentially very different people, going for something that most people will find thrilling does seem like a safe option.",
"It's probably possible to see how much extra money has been sunk into the stadium since being built (upgrades, maintenance, etc), and would likely be a whole lot more than 4M. That said, it still wouldn't be even close to 1.14B.",
"Do your job bomber!!!\n\n/s",
"How much has been invested in Rose Bowl since it was built?",
"I would think building a 90,000+ seat football stadium today would cost quite a bit more than $1B. ",
"Bill Burr was there, and he's always talking about how we need to reduce the population. It would be ironic, if they started bombing football games, and he was at the first one.",
"Seems like an excessive waste of money for something no one can see",
"Eh not really. With the exception of a few choice stadiums (looking at you stupid expensive LA Rams stadium) they usually are below $1b. Ford Field was built back in '02 and only cost $430m.",
"Not necessarily. There are a lot of factors that would go into that, although honestly if something like that were to be built from scratch in the same location, property alone would be over 100M. ",
"[I like trains](https://i.imgur.com/soOVTrG.png)",
"and you cant go mach 4 in the stadium and nuke someone in the stadium. there's a cost to quality.",
"If it's so stealth, why can I see it???? HUH???",
"Murika!",
"Pro war propaganda ",
"That was fun. Saw it on TV, thought \"wait a second\", looked out my window and got to watch it fly straight over my apartment.",
"Go Lions!",
"and it was even cooler seeing both the rose parade and rose bowl flyovers from my back yard",
"I bet, somewhere in the darkest reaches of that pilot's mind, a voice told him,\n\n\"It would be so easy...\"",
"$1.1B flying death machine cruising over an amateur sport for pure spectacle. Welcome to fuckin America ",
"Who’s holding the camera?",
"Did you hear it approach or leave?",
"God. Checkmate Atheists.",
"— Severe loss of yardage for the Sooners, and the Bulldogs.\n\n— *And* the stadium as well, Jim.",
"I don't know but the Rose Bowl is a national treasure.",
"George Carlin would be sad he wasn't there to see it start.",
"Yes, they're sub sonic jet planes.\n\nThey make hard to miss amount of noise. Especially with how low it was.",
"That game broke my top ten of favorite playoff/championship games. I did really want Oklahoma to win though, we were their only loss of the regular season. ",
"Was it a wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub-wub noise? or a ko-cha-ko-cha-ko-cha-ko-cha-ko-cha noise?",
"Not too stealthy then, eh? ",
"I enjoyed your redemption arc",
"Where?",
"Militaristic nationalism, yay! "
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B2 Stealth Bomber flying over the Rose Bowl
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[
"I'm sure someone can, yes.",
"Well, what word is it then?",
"POLAR",
"If I had to choose one, I'd choose 'overexposed'. Nice looking cat but the image is way too bright IMO. The cat kind of blends into the background.",
"Closest to the perfect title in my opinion. Thanks.",
"/u/blackhuntress, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/blackhuntress&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nvg1z/can_someone_describe_this_picture_in_one_word/?context=10\\))",
"Anything for a blue eyed kitty"
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Can someone describe this picture in one word?
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[
"The look on the seal’s face says it all... “Well I’m not going to freak out because this is my one moment of fame, but I am totally screwed.” ",
"# That's a fuckin' weird lookin' polar bear",
"Looks awfully like a Leopard Seal, which are some real nasty MOFOs willing and able to eat humans. So the shark must be really wicked."
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Greenland Shark (AKA Stone Shark) Live up to 200 years Up to 23 feets (7meters for real mens measure system) Can reach 600 meters Artic deeps So fearless can even eat Polar Bear
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[
"Just a man living his dream. Love it. ",
"The manliest of men do not need shirts, they simply weave a vest from their excessive chest hair",
"Any unsolved murders in your neck of the woods in Florida? ",
"Hey, he's already got a built in sweater on, no big deal.",
"As a Canadian, I'd take Floridian heat over Canadian cold anytime.",
"You say that until you've collapsed from heat stroke in the time it took you to walk from your front door to your car, somehow covered in sticky water from the massive humidity as you lose consciousness, your skin melting off simultaneously. ",
"As a Canadian, we get enough of that during the hot and humid summers, Florida can keep their heat. ",
"There is something about our Canadian winter and snow. It's not just cold water solidified into pleasent power. It's a kind of magic dust that gets into your skin.. into your heart. You become more comfortable with it at first maybe you eat a couple extra pancakes for breakfast or maybe you just enjoy Celine Dion a little more. But one day.. one day you'll be starring yourself in the mirror wondering how the hell you got a plaid jacket, jeans and a toque on saying \"I can't remember feeling this good eh\" *then.. then it's to late*\n\n[Thank you.](https://i.imgur.com/jbKtjeQ.jpg)",
"I live in Texas, enduring warmth to hot 95% of the year. I love the cold because of this.\n\nI was just up NorthEast for Christmas. It was 23* out, midday, Christmas. Snow on the ground, about 3-4in. I was in a t-shirt, shorts and sneakers running around like a hooligan in the snow, literally body sliding all over.\n\nI feel for this man, we are spirit animals together",
">People in the final stages of hypothermia engage in \"paradoxical undressing\" because, as they lose rationality and their nerves are damaged, they feel incredibly, irrationally hot. They strip off their clothes to cool themselves down as they are freezing to death.\n\nI'm just sayin'.",
"When you are too cold you can add more layers but when you are too hot the polar bears die",
"He walks like Bigfoot.",
"That's good to know! He was fine though and went back inside a few minutes later. ",
"I live in Texas. I'm the opposite. I'm wearing thermal underwear and my thermostat is set on 78F.",
"Canadians are so nice they are sending down some of their weather right now.",
"Florida Man -- in the flesh!",
"Ah, a fellow endurer of the never ending heat. Glad you enjoyed the cold! ",
"oh fuck yeah bud, eh?",
"I learned that on *Archer.*",
"Fellow Canadian here. I agree. I hate our disgusting 40 degree humidity bullshit. Spring weather at 25 is perfect",
"Canadian card: Revoked. ",
"Spring and fall are my seasons, but damn are they ever short these days. We go from -20 to +30 in the span of a couple of weeks, then back again. ",
"He was deadass ",
"psychopath",
"I'd rather that than the Canadian cold.",
"Must be a prarie thing. Maritimes keep teasing either snow or rain until you scream \"just make up your fucking mind!\" And then you realise you forgot to get gas for your snow blower as 60cm gets dumped on your driveway overnight.\n\nWhich reminds me... Need to get gas for the snow blower.",
"Oh fucking eh bud. Gonna out for a dart after my morning rip to Timmy's. Might pick up a Mickie of fireball because it's nipply as fuck out here boys. Only skookum thing I can say about tonight is that it's hockey night.",
"Uaaggh then you get that shity slushy snow for weeks and it gets everything all dirty and salty. ",
"I was sick of the Florida heat so last week took a trip to Philly and NYC.\n\nI was fucking freezing (it was around 10 degrees (-3 after windchill) but it felt so good to not sweat for a whole week. ",
"well, my logic is that at least you can put on layers to stay warm in the cold. in the florida summer, you’ll wish you could take off your skin sometimes. the AC in my house broke for a week last summer and i wished i was dead tbh",
"Unsolved murders in Florida? Surely you jest.",
"Reminds me of 7 days to die",
"Yeah fuck that. Lived in central Louisiana for a while. Walking 10' feels like you're being waterboarded.\n\nEdit: waterboarded in a Russian sauna. ",
"Well, jokes on him... it's 30-40 all week here in Central Florida! ",
"I hate layers upon layers, I'm still freezing no matter what. I rather be hot and comfortable in shorts and a t-shirt. ",
"is your dad pablo escobar",
"what an idiot. We've just had someone die because they left the house in \"light clothing\" aka T-shirt and shorts. When it is -10 out without a wind chill and you go out like this you aren't smart or tough. You are either are a drunk or fucked up on drugs.",
"Bahahaha. Exactly what I wanted to hear. It's fuckin hockey night out here tonight eh bud! ",
"I didn't know Bigfoot walks like he is fucking hamski",
"Rowsdower!",
"Is this what Canadian erotic literature is like? Cause if so I am in",
"He's not blurry though.",
"[Someday, someday.](https://i.imgur.com/ZebILqn.jpg)",
"If that's how his body feels when it's freezing out, then it's not advisable for him to move to warmer climates. ",
"Oohhhhhhhh fuck yeah buddy. Got the 2/4 in the cooler, bowls are full of ketchup chips and the wife is out for the night teaching the kids to skate it's going to be a hell of a night.",
"Jeezy Pete's If it is maybe I should write a Canadian smut I feel like that would be hilarious.",
"It depends on what you're used to. I grew up in 95 degree 100% humidity environments so I'm just fine in that. I keep my A/C at 78 and sleep under covers at 75. I wear hoodies and jeans if it dips to 73 or so. I know many Canadians that come down can't handle the heat and are absolutely miserable in it.\n\nI was at 10 mile lake in Ontario in June and this nutty Canadian was out on the lake on a damn noodle and the water was like 55 degrees and it was like 60 degrees outside. Totally different worlds.",
"Our leader does have some god damn glorious hair.",
"I'm taking a day off from work tomorrow because of it. Thanks Canada!",
"The title is a bit unclear. Is this in Florida or in Canada? ",
"Well Jesus if he's hot, then take off that fucking sweater",
"I Quebec people sing a song that gets everyone wet-eyed. It's called \"Mon pays\". It says; My country is not a country, my country is winter\".",
"My parents did the opposite. They're sitting in Florida right now nice and warm while I freeze my tits off here. ",
"STOP! This is a serious medical condition. \n\nThis is one of the early symptoms of lumberjackitis. Sometimes people only catch a mild strain and it stops here. But if he starts buying plaid, grows a beard, starts collecting axes or drowning everything in maple syrup. It is time for an immediate intervention.",
"I knew that Canadians went to Florida in the winter. I never knew it also worked the other way around. ",
"Eh, you can get gas tomorrow. No rush, right?",
"Where in Canada are you?",
"Mont tremblant! ",
"Which Canada do you live in? In mine snow is an expected disease that comes seasonally. ",
"Winnipeg just decided to hit -40 for a month and let us sit through it. Very passive abuse but it wears on you. I opened my closet last week and found the wall had ice on it. One of my shirts was frozen to the wall. It's not even an outside wall. God damn. ",
"i'm sitting here wondering if i have to abandon my house due to an oncoming blizzard/noreaster. no, canadian winter sucks",
"Meanwhile in Minnesota we keep getting 2-3\" at a time and it's -10. I could go for like 15°F and a foot of snow. ",
"Canadians hate Celine Dion. You can have her USA",
"Here in Vancouver... \nit's wet",
"That sounds nice. There isn't any wet here. ",
"he's naked\n",
"is he mental ",
"Haha I'm from Vancouver Island which is pretty much the Hawaii of Canada so I can't complain here. But I've been all across Canada I know what a true Canadian winter is like.",
"I'd rather them all dressed. But hosts choice. ",
"Don't complain. You just get some nice crisp Canadian air, while we get your bullshit nor-easters that dump two+ feet of snow every time they hit us. ",
"How could you have a wall that is cold enough to freeze that isn't an exterior wall? Do you have a room that doesn't have a heat register? I had a 60 year old home with only 2x4\" external walls (unlike new builds that require 2x6 for more insulation space) and at -40 the worst I'd get is exterior walls being cold to the touch.\n\nYou need to get a contractor in to check it out - you must have a hole somewhere, and you're losing a fortune worth of heat every minute you don't fix it.",
"I'll provide any chip flavor you want if you bring good company and laughs.",
"Don't forget to wear the thick [bunnyhug](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bunny_hug) when you head out to the bonspiel, eh?",
"So that explains the end of *Dexter.*",
"Tell him to come back, it's going to be in the low 30s/high 20s this week. I've seen some reports of snow in Tallahassee. ",
"Fuckin gappers! Get back in your rectangle! Edit: sorry bout that eh, I get so garsh darn angry when I see a hoodie called a bunny hug I just gotta send it at um",
"He should have waited. I'm in Lakeland and we'll be below freezing tonight and tomorrow night.",
"My heat bills aren't that bad. Although like many Canadians I keep my thermostat at about 62F in the winter. Nice and comfortable. Thanks for the tip though. \n\nI was slightly misleading. It's not an exterior wall but it's super close to it and the closet is on an outjut (no idea the right term but most folks get this) that is very exposed. Not many other rooms around it. Most of my house is perfectly comfortable, but in about 6~ spots we are finding ice with this weather. I have a few windows that can't handle the temperature and are frosting over fairly bad, but overall we are good. \n\nI understand your concern and it's nice, but I'm doing alright in my house. My bills are actually below normal here I just have a few problem areas. \n\nEdit: we have also realized that when leaving the closet door closed it freezes, but if we leave it open then there is no problem. So yeah....",
"Your dad is E X T R A T H I C C",
"\"Florida Man murders his whole family during trip to Canada.\"\n\nHEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!",
"florida isnt cold right now, i'm in orlando and we might get snow...like what the actual fuck",
".......where in florida is warm right now? cause its 40 out right now in orlando",
"Welcome to Canada! I hope you are enjoying your stay!\n\nI like the snow too. Hope you guys have good not-too-cold winter weather where you are!",
"your dad is beer belly wolverine",
"We are, thank you so much! ",
"Won't need gas buddy, Buckle your shit down! She's gunna be a blower out there, eh! maybe get some canned food and some battery operated lights!",
"Just trying to help a fellow Canuck :) It makes sense that opening the door helps...warm air from the room gets in. You can either figure out whether the cold air is accessing the closet from above or below and make sure the vapour barrier and insulation are improved....or else make the gaps above and below the door a little smaller so air can circulate better. Frost or ice can lead to mould.",
"I can't find the friggng shovel and the snow blower is being a right cunt. Doesn't want to start. Quits when she does... I'm in hants county n.s. . where are you TO? ",
"Wow. Canadian. I have nothing to reply lol. You got your shit on lock down as I'm working on mine. Yeah that wall is an issue but so are a few more. Only been in the house for a few months and it's my first cold winter. \n\nI'm glad circulation is better because I'm trying it. Makes sense. Here is hoping my problems can be solved with attention and not requiring construction lol. ",
"With hot asian pussy eh? ",
"[here's a more flattering angle if anyone is interested.](https://imgur.com/gallery/pxLwA)",
"Sick of January's heat waves ?",
"-10 Fahrenheit or Celsius? There could be some confusion. -10 Fahrenheit is -23 Celsius, which, agreed would be too cold for light clothing. -10 Celsius is +14 Fahrenheit and than that's just a nice day.",
"There's a famous Canadian song (fine Québécois if you want to be that way) called [Mon Pays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH_R6D7mU7M) ... the opening line is \"[Mon pays, ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver](http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/mon-pays/)\" which means \"My country, is not a country, it's winter.\" OP's dad has pretty much fulfilled his citizenship requirements.",
"once you get into the negatives, it doesn't fucking matter. But considering context details, my username says Maine, Maine is a state in the US. The US uses Fahrenheit. It would be safe to assume that I am talking about Fahrenheit.",
"Finally his für had a function. Functional fur. ",
"Does your dad know it's been 30 the past few days?",
"Is that Randy bobandy?",
"Who hurt you? ",
"In Florida right now. I'm surprised it isn't snowing",
"Someone needs to build a house swap service. I'm sure theres some Torontonian sick of the cold that would be happy to go to Florida.\n\n1% profit for idea 😁",
"lol",
"With the loner Canadian angle, I thought this was some clever marketing ploy for the next Marvel Wolverine movie. “It hurts every time.” Mmm.",
"I live in fort Myers it’s not that bad. Go jump in the pool. As a true Floridian I hate the cold. In the heat you can always take your clothes off. Up north you cannot escape the cold. I had a friend that died by falling asleep outside drunk in Chicago a while back. Made me think about how much the cold sucks But at least here One can pass out drunk where ever and the most that will happen is mosquitos will wake you up. Stay warm everyone. ",
"This is how Sasquatch legends start.",
"Go to the local waterhole. Watch out for gators. ",
"Canada saves the day again! ",
"Wouldn't this just mean that his lumberjack is swollen?",
"damn, how do your cars even work? Chicago here and winter has already killed one battery and is severely abusing the brand new one, and we've just maxed at -5",
"It's snow! What do you think Canada is constantly made fun of for? Being a snowy icey wasteland (summers though are very hot)",
"No, it's winter and he isn't wearing an elf costume",
"and then the fucking city plow rolls down the street rolling a 1 meter (or 3 foot for our freedom units users) swale of ice and snow, grime, garbage, etc into the bottom of your double wide driveway just after you finished shoveling 3 feet ( 1 meter, see what I did there?) of the fucking white heavy packin concrete shit from the entire drive and walkway...that's when I want to move the fuck to florida.",
"Hah!",
"One of us! One of us!",
"West coast too. \"Yup, I've lived in Winnipeg... fuck, why is Vancouver colder and more misserable than Winnipeg, with less snow?!\" \n\nAs long as there's no wind, Vancouver is still humid and will eat away any and all body heat you have regardless of layers. Winnipeg is so cold the air is dry, and you can bundle up toasty & put on some wind breakers and make a good go of it at -20c.",
"This next part is important. OP, has your father began sleeping with his sister recently? This could be an early symptom.",
"Fuckin samsquanch!",
"As a Maritimer waiting for a big storm tomorrow, I have no idea what I'm going to wake up to. Also.... I need the get a snow blower.\n\nEdit: We got lots of rain and win. The fucking wind.... ",
"an original prairie dweller here who went to florida for holiday and loved the humidity.",
"I'll take collapsed from heat over dying from the cold anyday!\n\nEdit: It was -36 celcius with the windchill this morning where i live. Still rather the heat.",
"The irony is that is actually pretty comfortable here in Florida, there’s actually a chance of a snow flurry tonight. ",
"I'm in Ontario, not exactly sure what's going on with the weather here right now. Today is -7, tonight it will be -39. Tomorrow -39, but at least it'll be consistent throughout the day. Not all sneaking up on you like it is tonight. ",
"That Wolverine has let himself go a bit!!",
"#secretlycanadian",
"What are those temperatures in Canadian ",
"Lol. Awwwww-5\n\nCars? Badassery. Plug them in and let the bloc heater work. Garage (I don't have). \n\nPersonally I have multiple vehicles and boost whatever one is dying. Sucks but works. We don't say it ducks here for nothing ",
"goddamn. I've never gotten such depressing news from reddit. Guess I'll hibernate tomorrow.",
"I think technically it just means inflamed? But it has been years sense I studied anything like that.",
"In the best [Holmes on Homes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmes_on_Homes) sense, the really cold weather helps you recognize that there is an issue. You may be able to get someone in with an IR camera that will show the hot and cold spots so you know the source of how the walls are getting cold. It's a lot cheaper than ripping things open to find out. Good luck!",
"Come live in Michigan. As hot and humid in the summer as Florida, but snow in the winter.",
"Prairie, maritime, Winterfell, Vancouver, Ontario- how many Canadas are in Canada!?",
"Sign me up",
"Dang grand forks ND is only around -20",
"Your Dad is going to fit right in in Canada.",
"Join us brother we have ice cold strong beer and gorgeous women. ",
"Absofuckinglutely",
"He's working on his summer tan obviously",
"I need to get my heater out, it's gonna be 40s in SoFla tomorrow.",
"Canadian cold just smells and feels so much nicer than Floridian heat smells and feels. I also can't roll up Floridian heat and throw it at someones face.",
"He's out squatching. ",
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun.",
"As a Brit, i thought \"that can't be -40c, people can't be living in that shit, must be those silly american numbers!\" then i googled the conversion and felt silly.",
"Dr. McNinja would agree.",
"Big storm coming tomorrow. Be a good idea to get some now.\n",
"Yeah but isn't it snowing in Florida right now?",
"Looks like your dad is walking around in jeans and a black sweater. What's the problem here?",
"He looks kind of like [Hugh Jackman as Logan](http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/42/980x490/landscape-1477046850-gallery-1476969046-screen-shot-2016-10-20-at-140558.jpg) with a little less grey.",
"On new years it was - 40 with wind chill. Now you might be asking yourself hey is he talking about F or C..... The answer is yes. At - 40 thats the same tempurature. ",
"Florida heat? Not this past week, it even snowed in north Florida today.\n\nhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-sees-snowfall-winter-weather-cold-air-grips-east-coast-n834236",
"13? 10 provinces 3 territories. But weve also adopted Minnesota and theres that whole section called alaska that you guys say is yours. ",
"Fellow pegger here, can confirm.",
"It was snowing in Tallahassee today. There's no \"Florida heat\" where I am either.",
"I love \"yes\"\n",
"also it literally is -40c and often below out in the prairies but yeah, in that range c and f are aimilar",
"[It's samsquamptch, Ricky!](https://youtu.be/aJphX1WtVSY?t=55)",
"Man's not hot. ",
"It gets so soggy that it's hard to stay warm even if you have proper clothing. My friends from Alberta and Saskatchewan tell me they much prefer the snow.",
"Easy there, Tim Hortons commercial.\n\nPandering stereotypical Canadiana while simultaneously fucking over Canadians in cutting benefits and work breaks. \n\nhttp://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/business/tim-horton-s-tims-timmies-doubledouble-minimum-wage-ontario-kathleen-wynne-labour-1.4470215",
"For perspective Victoria is about 4 C today with nice clear sunny skies. I grew up in Saskatchewan and am not missing checking the weather every morning to see it is warmer in Yellowknife; the rage keeps you warm.",
"Florida man strikes again...",
"I learned that reading about [the Dyatlov Pass incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident).",
"My god he's glorious.",
"“Florida Man _______,______”\n\nYou can pick random words to fill in the blanks, and the picture will still make sense of it. ",
"lol, last year I was in the UK and one night in the pub in Edinburgh I told a local we flew direct from Vancouver to London (9 hours) and that almost 7 hours was just to get across Canada. He had some trouble wrapping his head around that.",
"Yep it's blue skys here. ",
"That's...that's pretty interesting, eh? :)",
"Where in Ontario are you that it's going down to -39°C?",
"Well, as a woman, let's be honest, I'm still sold. ",
"_It's time for Tim's_\n\n",
"Most states and pretty well all of Canada would consider that temperature pretty warm,especially considering its - 20 feels like - 34. ",
"Thats.....a lota hair.... 😶",
"Hmmm. You never see him and Bigfoot together...",
"Is that Danny McBride? Zoom, enhance!",
"Wtf is a toque?",
"The offer still stands! All friends are welcome!",
"I work in niagara falls and we get a lot of Austrailains coming here to get out of the heat. As a Canadian I'm sick of the cold I'm going to Cuba tomorrow.",
"Have a drink on me Tattoo",
"Your dad is Wolverine?",
"I look like your dad, but I’m 28. ",
"I think that dude is going to be mistaken for the Samsquanch and shot by maple drunk Canucks.",
"Miami will be back in the 70s next week. Get ready to break out your speedo again!",
"I was going to say he looks like Logan and Ron Swanson had a lovechild",
"one of us, one of us, one of us, eh.",
"[This is my dude.](https://i.imgur.com/pyqU3b3.jpg)",
"Some kind of renegade Canadian version of Ron Swanson.",
"Sounds like summers in Southern Ontario. We get all the extremes here. It'll be +40 to +45C with the humidex some days over the summer.",
"I live in northwestern Ontario ( about 5 hours from Winnipeg, way in the middle of nowhere ) and the lowest temp I have experienced is -60 c with the wind chill, and I live right on the border of Minnesota, the cold is no joke, exposed skin for longer than 5 minutes at that temp and you get frost bite.",
"Your dad is hot",
"Has anyone told Bubbles samsquanches are just dads from Florida?",
"It a samsqatch ",
"Get a block heater. It warms your engine before you dtart it. Careful not to drive off with it still plugged!",
"He came back to Florida for that shot??",
"Yolo ",
"I left the DC area to avoid the winters to southern Florida or to some northern Cuba",
"Upvote for Jeezy Pete's, which sounds like a terrible New Jersey pizza place.",
"*Shakes fist from my home in Detroit*",
"-5 below Celcius forecast this weekend \n\na heatwave Canada style\n\n[heat wave coming soon](https://i.imgur.com/DxHI0t9.jpg)",
"Woah, that's one hell of a dad.",
"Florida man freezes to death on Canada. ",
"Joke's on him; it snowed here in Florida today.",
"So your dad is Pablo Escobar? ",
"He’s in his natural state",
"Reverse cremation of Sam McGee?",
"There is a big difference between -1 Fahrenheit and -1 Celsius. Just sayin. ",
"He's still wearing pants... Must be a Yank. ",
"Alternatively he's a florida man, so he might just be nuts.",
"I thought he was wearing a brown jacket at first",
"He's Canadian now. Go get him some poutine and real maple syrup.\n\nAlso post this in /r/canada I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it. ",
">[in that range c and f are similar](https://i.imgur.com/U7Ghu2s.gif)\n\n-40f converts to -40c",
"They're not just aimilar, they're [equal](https://www.google.ca/search?q=-40c+in+f).",
"I was born and raised in Calgary Canada, if I never see snow again in my life I would be eternally happy. Somewhere with palm trees is where I would much rather be.",
"I think of it as cold death, that if all the power went out we would all be fucked in this winter. ",
"as far as I know he is canadian now",
"I hope to be your dad one day",
"This happens, can confirm, lives in Florida.",
"If I have to spend one more seasonless year in Southern California I'm probably going to off myself. Want to home swap? I'd love to live somewhere cold. ",
"Stop giving them ideas for pandering stereotypical Canadiana on everyone. Yuck",
"Isn't it cold in Florida right now? I heard they were expecting freezing temperatures and maybe even snow ",
"Man, it's ironic that he chose *this* particular week to experience some cold weather. He could have saved some money just by staying home.",
"Everything I read on here I read in a Candian accent. ",
"> It's a kind of magic dust that gets into your skin.. into your heart.\n\nIt's called cocaine. And now I know why you guys are so damn cheery every time I meet one of you.\n",
"That's amazing, most Floridians are miserable when the temp gets into the 50s. Anyway it's going to freeze tonight in North Florida. He should come back.",
"It's either that, or so cold that you wonder what God's problem is. But yeah pancakes are great on a snowy day.",
"What is this, an outtake from the Shining?",
"I ran over someone's cord last year, I tried not to but in traffic I'm not avoiding a cord by getting in an accident. It made a crunching noise, came out, and I saw pieces of plastic chome grill hit the ground. The guy didn't even stop. Another guy thought he'd be smart and make a nice holder/cord storage for his wife's longer extension cord, screwed onto the house. He heard her back out one day, yet another crunch, pulled that sucker right off the wall and wrecked a chunk of siding. Yes don't forget to unplug.",
"I'm the opposite. Tell your dad I'll switch positions with him anytime he wants. It was -25 degrees yesterday in my town.",
"If he can sport shorts on that day he would do alright in Edmonton",
"Have you not heard? It's fucking freezing in Florida right now. Snow expected in the panhandle.",
"Cool im n Gatineau :D",
"Over the pole buddy",
"No wonder he’s hot, he’s wearing a damn fleece on his chest. ",
"You can take the man out of Florida, but he will always be /r/floridaman",
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok\n\nI sleep all night, I work all day",
"You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man. ",
"Fog in Tsawwassen. ",
"As an Australian, I know how he feels.",
"A friends daughter did this when drunk one night. Her friends left her to walk home alone and she got hot and drunkly took her pants off and sat down. \nShe got stuck to the icy ground and ended up having to have her leg amputated due to severe frostbite. ",
"Wind chill is not a temperature. Pretty sure it's not going down to -39C anywhere in Ontario tonight.",
">enjoy Celine Dion\n\n*Shudders*",
"Logan?\n\nIs that YOU?",
"And *that* folks, is proof of male menopause. Enjoy the hot flashes....",
"Family is on salt spring! Can't wait to get back up there",
"I thought this was just a guy in jeans and a top walking in the snow.\n\nSince it didn't make sense with the title, I enhanced.\n\nThat was an error of judgement on my behalf.",
"Please don't take Alaska back, we desperately need it. I'll trade you Oregon instead?\n\nEdit: I know Alaska never belonged to Canada, the wording sounds better and more dramatic to me is all. Stop the pms please.",
"Nice sure does make you feel alive",
"Better check your attic friend, sounds like your house may have some heavy heat-loss/humidity issues. The underside of your roof decking might be covered in hoarfrost. ",
"Bigfoot = Florida Man?! ",
"Not really, just the tip of Greenland and then back down, mostly over northern Canada.",
"Also in Ontario. I planned my whole week at home with my kids around the *one day* it was supposed to be warm (tomorrow). Then, it fucking changed its mind and was warm *today* while we hung out at the museum, and will be frigid as Night King dick tomorrow, when I have promised sledding and snowshoeing. Just... fuck this. Really. Argh.",
"Looks all clear over by Hillside Mall. Back to you Wengelite",
"You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man",
"Bless my soul\nDaddy Cheese was on a stroll\nPerson of the week in every Reddit r/pics poll\nMan in the snow\nDaddy Cheese could stop a show\nPoint him out as Sasquatch and you're talking SRO\nHe was a sweaty one\nA zero, zero\nNow he's cold macho\nHe's a hero\nHe was a man, with hair all down his back\nFrom zero to hero outside a Canadian flat\nZero to hero just like THAT.",
"Your dad is a bear ",
"How American centimeters is that?",
"He, surprisingly, could’ve just traveled to north Florida to get a taste of snow. But it looks like he didn’t just want a taste",
"SORRY!!!",
"It most certainly did! We all looked like a bunch of freaks standing outside videoing the event",
"You find 16 degrees inside in winter nice and comfortable? If my thermometer reads less than 20 I don't stop hearing about it from the wife and kids (who all seem to lack any sort of heat regulation), lol. I'd actually probably be good with 16 unless I'm barefoot in the basement, which is where we hang out most of the time.",
"At least he's wearing his sweater.",
"No complaining! Edmonton is above freezing right now and we'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much",
"This makes me so happy to see. I’m currently at the Phoenix airport heading up to Minneapolis for this same reason!!! I’m so sick of 80 degrees in friggin December and January. Give me winter dammit!!",
"I went for a motorcycle ride last week! Thumb up for the Island!",
"It's just gonna get even colder too, man. I was looking at the weather app... By the weekend it's saying -45. Fuck that. I'm staying inside playing Mario. ",
"Agreed! Drove to work with the windows down this morning, who knows how long till it will be this nice again.",
"Fuck",
"OK, just the tip then",
"Wow people usually go south for the winter in Canada I never thought about people going north ",
"Still gonna send it",
"Always keep a second gas can. When you dip into the second can it's time for gas in the first can.",
"You mean Hotsquatch.",
"Take it *back*? I thought Alaska belonged to Russia until the US bought it from them. Did Canada ever own it?",
"It’s sunny downtown!",
"No, it's never belonged to Canada afaik. I just like the way it sounds, seems more dramatic lol",
"We can switch places of you want ill gladly bake in the florida sun instead of -20•c everyday",
"Huh interesting i just googled it quickly and it seems you are right. But i remember being told in school canada sold alaska to the states for 1 dollar. Had something to do with it being a near gift to help keep the two countries allied. Wonder what else i learned in school that ie just blatantly wrong. ",
"samsquanch*",
"Yes, in some places.",
"I wish. FL is covered in pine trees.",
"Was -50 with the wind.",
"I feel your das I live in Cape Coral Fl sand I'm from Connecticut I hate Florida ",
"Jesus dude, what’s it like being a part of the pinnacle of humanity community where you live amongst polar bears and ice caves.",
"West Coast Best Coast",
"Im glad someone enjoys the snow because me and a friend are flying to Vancouver island to see our third friend just so we can escape the bitter cold for a few days ",
"Ah so he’s the one that mailed snow to FL today! Thanks for the snow day!",
"I've just returned from to London after a week in Vancouver. On our outward flight on Christmas Day we had a very northerly routing, taking us *east* of Iceland, then over Greenland, passing near Savissivik, Devon Island, Somerset Island, reaching the Canadian mainland near Umingmaktok, and then on to Vancouver passing Rainbow Lake and Dawson Creek on the way.\n\nOne very odd thing was to start the flight in daylight (2.30pm in London) and then cross into darkness north of the Arctic Circle, then back into daylight *on the same day* in Canada. I guess with the right seat on the plane I could have seen two sunrises and two sunsets that day!",
"I can imagine doing this myself. \n\nSource: Australian bloke sweating his ass off every time I go outside into the humidity...",
">hamski\n\nOh fuck yeah new word bitches!",
"I was expecting an r/instant_regret",
"Sorry, Alaska's not available, but we could probably give you a good deal on the Dakotas--2 for 1! ",
"Belonged to the indigenous peoples long before any of that European “ownership”nonsense.",
"Is this in FL... Because it's snowing there now.",
"That man looks like he was born for canada. Definitely not a Florida man",
"Hercules!",
">It's a kind of magic dust that gets into your skin.. into your heart. \n\nThe Toronto snow does that yeah but then you get cancer.",
"What a burley man!",
"Oh, this weekend when my kid starts skiing lessons? Perfect. Love it.",
"I'm a Canadian and I want to go north in the summer. If it's above 30 C (86 F) I want to leave.\n\nIt works the other, other way around too.",
"Your dad's Wolverine!",
"It's a god damn samsqatch",
"I like that OP's dad went to Canada, so it snowed in Florida.",
"I'm an hour north of Victoria and it's -2 and cloudy/foggy. ",
"Definitely post the most unflattering pic to share with the entirety of Reddit! ",
"WTF. I don't know how you guys survive up there without drinking and humping all the time.",
"You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man ",
"Looks like James Howlett retired. ",
"r/FloridaMan",
"I guess you can take a man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of a man. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14",
"Just pay a couple kids to shovel that shit. You help the economy and don't have to freeze your balls off in the process.",
"Goddamn that chest hair is glorious",
"So I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Florida is supposed to get snow on Thursday!",
"Well sure it's enjoyable when you can go back inside and eat poutine. ",
"Michigan here, it's been snowing every day since the beginning of December, we got 36 inches of snow so far",
"D A D B O D",
"He's actually a dilf. More angles please.",
"Bloody hell, I had the chorus to that song stuck in my head for a week and couldn’t remember the rest of it. Thanks, bud.",
"With his amazing background I am shocked that Florida man was allowed entry into Canada",
"Poutine is the best and always alittle shocked when people haven't heard of it.",
"My hero.",
"And you decided to post the other one?!",
"Is your father named Randy Bobandy?",
"It really is. ",
"It's the timmies. It innoculates you to like the cold and hockey eh",
"The weather in Ontario is split because of an air current in Saskatoon that has forced what would've otherwise been a clipper through a warmer than normal air channel in Wisconson and Minnesota. This coupled with the lake effect on the current over the great lakes has resulted in a warming current pushing over southern ontario while a freezing current from hudsons bay rides in from the north.\n\nThat warm channel won't last. When it collapses, get ready for a massive snow storm to dump as much as a foot on southern Ontario. I'd give it a week.",
"Ahahaha! Awesome.",
"You can take the man out of Florida, but you can’t take Florida out of the man",
"That’s a nice sweater, do you know where he got it?",
"You had me at Celine. You red bastard. ",
"I did the same thing last year except I moved. Got sick of the Florida heat and moved to NY in winter. I was walking around in the snow with a tshirt lol. I moved back to pursue some life goals but goddamn do I miss the cold. ",
"Thats such a fucking load of shit. Fuck Canadian winters and especially Calgary. Also Timmies coffee is shit. I hate this fucking place",
"I don't know why you were downvoted. You speak the truth. ",
"Meanwhile I’m an hour east of you in the Fraser valley with 3 plus feet of snow",
"Well, its been below freezing here for two days and we had ice breaking trees and powerlines. Should have stayed.",
"I want to meet that dad!",
"Yep! At -40, the silly American numbers are the exact same as the silly British numbers. And at that point it just stops mattering anyway.\n\nIt’s 45 in silly American numbers here in Florida. Unusually cold! I’m going to have to cover some of the plants in my garden so they don’t die.",
"Sorry but my rosy Canadian ass is sitting in Honduras feeling a bit of a chill in +19°C weather and I have zero nostalgia for my homeland of perpetual darkness and runny nose misery. Someone guilded a delusional hoser. ",
"That’s one sexy Sasquatch ",
"> Although like many Canadians I keep my thermostat at about 62F in the winter.\n\nHoly crap. I love your country but would be the worst Canadian ever. We keep our thermostat at 80F in the summer and I actually had to turn the heat on last night and we set it to 75.\n\n",
"I'd personally sub Rheostatics for Celine Dion. ",
"Having enjoyed winter in Winnipeg in early 2014, I'm okay with not needing a block heater to get my car to the point of considering the idea of starting 30 minutes in advance of when I intended on driving. \n\nBut frozen walls... Brutal. Maybe having Elsa as a roommate isn't a great idea in hindsight?",
"I'm a straight man, yet this picture somehow made me moist. ",
"Lol ur moving out of Florida andnur dad and I are gonna go shoot guns and kill animals and eat em",
"You just answered your own question lol.",
"Do you mean a cantilever? ",
"I like the heat in Texas better than the cold because it doesn't take me 10 extra minutes to get dressed to go out into the heat.\nI like the heat in Texas better than the cold because I don't have to remember to take my keys out before I go out into the heat because my hands won't fit into my pockets with gloves.",
"Fingers crossed. Last storm reminded the neighborhood that inflatable decorations aren't 100% convenient. I found my door wreath in a bush around the corner. Fortunate we didn't have power knocked out.",
"Your dad is HAWT!",
"He could had stayed in fl.\nIt's almost the same wheater here today and I drove from Montreal\nHahahah!",
"Man's not hot... oh wait.",
"I know, right? You'd think it was the biggest country on Earth or something! \n\nWhen in fact it's only second biggest.",
"Always an option. My neighbour is a snowbird and lends me his beefy snow blower every year. It's gotten to the point that the blower just lives in my garage and in exchange I keep at least a path to his oil tank cleared. Good deal in my books. ",
"In today's news, Florida man is mistaken for the yeti in Canada. \n\nIn other news, several hikers have been assaulted and have had their Jack Links beef jerky stolen by a hairy man claiming to be Sasquatch in a certain region of Canada. \n\nMore at 6.",
"Handsome! ",
"South Park",
"You can take the man out of Canada, but you can’t take the Canada out of the man!",
"As many as are needed to one-up the next. For the most part, each Canada is more Canadian than the other as well. ",
"And some flannel. He was clearly born a lumberjack ",
"Storms on the way buddy ",
"I'd watch that",
"So either Fort Frances, Emo or Rainy River? Are there even any other towns up there? Either way, I wouldn't wanna be there in the winter. Going there in August was cold enough for me.",
"Yeah. My snowblower sits on my covered deck in the winter and I just wheel it out when it snows. I feel sleazy sometimes when it takes me 2 mins to do what's taking a half hour for others and none of my neighbors ask to borrow my snow blower, so I do the sidewalk infront of both houses on either side of me too.",
"It's normal: I've come to conclude wives are supposed to complain if the temperature isn't a degree short of boiling. I'm just fortunate my baby daughter has a human metabolism and I use her to remind my wife that she can put on a sweater if 18°C is not enough to melt her arms.",
"Fuck Florida and it's shit humidity and heat",
"I do it consciously and intentionally.\n\nJust sayin'",
"I think your dad may in fact be part Husky.",
"Holy crap. You might want to invest in some better insulation.",
"Ay?",
"Once we get all that black shit out of the ground we can probably offer it up at a good price.",
"Aequal*",
"Wolverine..",
"the flannel just shows up in his closet on its own one day.",
"Here in Québec it's minus 20 (degrees Celcius) and even poutine will freeze in a matter of seconds. I hate winter.",
"I want to see him eat a poutine with his shirt off.",
"and just as it got cold as fuck in FL",
"-8C in Indiana right now with light snow. going down to -17C. it was -24C the other day",
"McDicks is the superior cheap coffee choice ",
"Impressive. The layered tan on his arms looks like Neopolitan ice cream.",
"Yeah but you are in the vast minority.",
"Hey Elsa is a great dame. She always is on time with the rent and keeps our bagel bites frozen. ",
"> Surely you jest.\n\nI killed the last person that called me Shirley.",
"Yeah but in FL you just go to a pool or a beach, or - and this might sound crazy, but most places have AC. Granted, if your own AC breaks for a week, that sucks - but you could say the same for a heater in Canada",
"Trump is president...of course hell is freezing over.\n\nAm a Floridian so I can say that.",
"Wow...... nuff said sounds uncomfortable. \n\nYou turned on the HEAT to 75??? I set my AC to that in the summer. ",
"thats footage of a yeti, lmao",
"R40. It's just really cold here. Lol",
"Randy???",
"Hell, all he had to do was wait a few days. It's going to freeze tonight here in northern Florida ",
"Yeah I'm in Fort Frances.",
"Not only are they equal but you should have assumed -40F would be worse because 0C is 32F. ",
"Wind chill is how cold it feels with the wind hitting you, most people where I live ignore what the temp says and only look at the 'feels like' part because as far as I'm concerned that is the real temp.",
"He is camouflaging well. ",
"Mmm I'm up for a paycheck.",
"SHIT!",
"My kind of man! I have had it with hot af Florida too. One week of winter is not enough. Just gotta know how to dress for it. Looks like he has the right idea....",
"Fellow islander here too!",
"Yeah, the winter in my neck of the woods has been fairly typical. A steady accumulation of snow when it warms up enough for it (about 5-10 cms at a time) and then -25C or so without the windchill, with it dipping down to about -40C at night. Not bad if you're prepared for it. For me it's driving to work in the dark and heading back home in the dark too. I feel like I haven't seen the sun for weeks outside of weekends. ",
"Welcome to Canada bro. Guessing once you experience -31C you might put a shirt on.",
"Don't you mean *frigging* send it, or is that just a Maine thing?",
"I like being in a moderate area where we get winter but it isn't on hard mode like yours is. I are we get snow but usually it's like 2in and it's gone in 2 days except maybe once a year it will drop a few more inches. Every few years we get a \"real snow\" and everything shuts down except the bars and grocery stores. But most of the winter it's about 0C give or take a couple. Now summer time....fuck that shit. I could do without the swampy bullshit.",
"Booya. ",
"Ho nice! You're there for the week? It's going to get real cold in a couple of days ;)",
"Fellow Winnipegger checking in. Even the dog is quick outside lately. This has to break soon..... Right?",
"They know who did it, the police just don’t have enough firepower to bring him in. ",
"62F is comfortable!?! You must be heavily dressed at all times. I can't imagine getting out of the shower to 16.7C.\n\nI actually keep the temperature higher than that (at 17.5C) when I'm gone away for days.\n\nYour heat bill would be ridiculously low if the house was decently insulated. It would also feel warmer without cold air drafts.",
"Mine stays around 17.... It'll be - 30 tonight.\n\nI like my slippers and hoody.",
"YES!! My puppies first winter. Loves the outside but is pissed about this weather. Soooo pissed. ",
"No, nothing explains the end of *Dexter*.",
"That sounds absolutely miserable. I keep mine on 68. That way I don't feel cold but can get under the blankets without sweating.",
"Jokes on him - it snowed in Florida today (Tallahassee to be exact). ",
"I'd rather deal with 20F in winter with a coat than be in shorts and a tshirt in 98F and sweating my balls off. ",
"Well, Wolverine was born in Cold Lake, Alberta.",
"But, does he [sleep all night and work all day?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE)",
"-5F? I always start the block heater for a couple hours when it reaches that kind of temperatures. Then the car (5 years old) starts like new and warms up faster too. Never changed the battery or spark plugs.\n\nThe block heater is something I negotiated for free when I bought the car brand new. I ain't buying a car without one in this climate unless it's an EV.",
"In Florida it's so hot it's not even your own sweat, it's someone else's sweat that evaporated and landed on you. That taste in your mouth is the person that was standing there a couple minutes before.",
"Lol. At 62F I can be barefoot and wearing some sweatpants and a t-shirt and usually be fine. Sometimes socks and a sweater but that depends on the day, the same temp feels different on different days. \n\nYou honestly get used to it. Same as warm weather. Although I love going on vacation to the states and being in shorts and a t-shirt and getting crazy looks from locals. It's just a strange kind of fun. \n\nEdit: you should turn your house down if your away. Why pay to climate control it if your not there? When I'm not home I set my house to like 50f and I'm sure I could do less if I wanted. ",
"Anecdotal, but I find heat harder to handle than cold. I can add layers of clothing and go outside when it's -30C no problem. When it's 30C I find it hard to get comfortable outdoors unless I'm about 25 ft away from a lake.",
"Block heaters are standard in the Prairies and most of the rest of Canada. We plug in our cars when it hits -30. I also suspect our batteries might be built more rebust to withstand the temperature.",
"Any windows will frost over if the humidity in your house is high enough. That's the moisture from within the house freezing on the window as it hits the glass. Old single pane windows will see it a lot, but newer windows are not immune from it either. That's actually the reason modern homes are supposed to have the heat vents placed under each window. If you have blinds on these windows drawing them fully open and drawn up in the day can help with ice buildup as air can circulate around the window more.",
"Get him shoveling and the jeans will come off too.",
"one day I went to work in shorts and a t shirt it was +18.\n\n4 hours later it was -32 and snowing.",
"Yep! That's my guess. It was a specific closet with bad airflow(always closed so puppy wouldn't steal socks) and since we started keeping it open there is t any ice anymore. Need better insulation though. \n\nAlso our new windows this year are AWESOME. Didn't think I would appreciate windows so much. ",
"My wife said it was too cold. Our heat is at 77 now. We’re both still under blankets on the couch. It’s getting into the 30’s (F) tonight! Us Floridians really aren’t used to this. I know your blood doesn’t really thin out like people say, but it was 80 just a few days ago and the sudden difference is jarring. You all up north get to adjust to it over time each fall.",
"He's home now. We'll get him some flannel, poutine, a beer, and some health care. He's going to be just fine.",
"I'm in California, I totally understand your dad.",
"Your dad on drugs. ",
"we have electric heaters in the engine to keep them warm when they aren't running.",
"I live in Montana, I love the summer when it gets 95-100 and we can go floating and swimming in the river, but by about the end of September I'm sick of hot weather and I'm so ready for rain and snow. By February I'm ready for heat again.",
"Clock the evergreen trees.",
"> Edit: you should turn your house down if your away. Why pay to climate control it if your not there? When I'm not home I set my house to like 50f and I'm sure I could do less if I wanted.\n\nBecause I don't want to chance any water pipes freezing. As you've experienced it yourself, walls can get very cold. Furthermore, I like having a buffer of heat if we ever lost electricity. At 17.5C, heating our house is already dirt cheap.\n\nedit: This article from Ontario recommends a minimum of 55F (https://www.joneakes.com/jons-fixit-database/1466-What-temperature-should-a-house-be-when-you-are-gone-for-the-winter). \"That should keep the pipes from freezing, keep the humidity under control, keep the furniture from going through too radical of changes, keep the paint dry -- generally keep the house in good condition.\" When you get ice around your windows and that ice melts during the day, you get mold over time. I'm also in Quebec where temperatures can be a bit colder than Ontario.",
"I was working on setting up for NYE show on the 30th.\n\n9 hours outside.\n\nit was colder here than the North pole -29C and Gale crater (Mars) -20C",
"I wanna fuck your dad",
"Man, he got to go to Canada and managed to take a pic of Sasquatch?",
"Maybe he's just approaching the point of spontaneous combustion.",
" It’s 40 degrees right now in Orlando and snowed in Tallahassee today, but okay. ",
"I didn't hate her with her first album in French. the hate started later.",
"You know what, I didn't bother doing the conversion. Based on your comment it sounded like you kept the place toasty. My mistake. That's about as cold as I would let it get roughly. I agree that icing and mould are some serious issues ",
"ONE OF US! ONE OF US ! ONE OF US !",
"Exactly my reasoning",
"*Voiced by David Attenborough*\n\nBehold the Greater shaggy-backed dad, *Pater hisutae* in his natural habitat. He searches the winter landscape vainly for sustenance for his brood, but will soon be forced by the cold to turn back and take them to a Tim Hortons.",
"What new level of manliness is this??!!",
"Lol \"over time\"? It happens in like a week. We are not comfortable for the first month. We just adjust because the other option is to....... dunno, move to Florida? Some folks never get used to it, the person in the household who shovels the snow does (lol). \n\nMost folks dont like it, but it's either adapt or.....not really another option. \"Or die\" would be dumb considering it's just the cold and it's 2018 lol\n\nI mean 30F is cold. Water is frozen and all that, your allowed to be cold. It's just no -40 (scale doesn't matter at that point lol). We are just used to it, although I have never been cold at 77f before lol. That said I would be dying in heat that you would likely consider normal. ",
"I am sick of the Canada cold man. The forecast shows-30C for Friday in Ottawa",
"you'll know he's stage 3 when he starts watching PROC on ParlVU\n\nhttp://parlvu.parl.gc.ca",
"He belongs here with us it seems. We welcome him to our comfortable temperatures. I believe we hit -22C today where I am.",
"Mushers secret is your pups friend in this cold.",
"Plow came by today. Five days after the last snowfall. ",
"i never seen snow, live in south texas, i want to go somewhere with a foot of snow and just walk in it. seem weird but i want to. ",
"He fits right in eh!",
"He should never wear a shirt. ",
"I'm a Floridian and went to MA for Christmas and got Chrimas snow. Made snow angels without my shirt on, it was freaking awesome!",
"Florida heat? It's 39 in Tampa right now! I'm wearing pants and socks in the house like some kind of animal.",
"Literally the first white Christmas in my life",
"You don't have to be born here to be Canadian as fuck. Have a good time, bud!",
"I remember reading a tip (from the states) about how to save energy and money by upgrading your single pane windows to double. All I could think is \"who the hell has less than triple pane??\"",
"Ok Reddit comment section, explain what unnoticed source of contamination is causing OP’s dad’s undiagnosed, terminal illness that causes this behavior.",
"This could be Canada or Florida right now.",
"Ah. I see you are also from Sudbury. Prepare yourself for this weekend. Supposed to get real damn cold. Put your toque on!",
"nah fuck that it's too cold",
"Smokes, let's go.",
"Install block heater. And plug in. ",
"I don't know anyone that keeps their heat that low. 70F is normal anywhere I've ever been. I've seen 69 or 68 but I've never seen anyone keep their thermostat as low as 62F if they're at home. That person is either living in poverty or they're plain cheap.",
"I didn't know the candian/floridian borders were so close. Remember to stay in touch!",
"Ron Swanson? Is that you?\n",
"I've been a Canadian for 33 years now. East coast, and now Central.\n\nAbsolutely fucking not.",
"That's not done by Tim Hortons, thats a private Tim Hortons not run by head office. This was a local Tim Hortons going the extra mile for their employees but then having to stop because it was too expensive.",
"Me too. I was done with the cold 2 days ago. It was cute at first but we've passed that point. ",
"The high today was like 39ºF here in northeast Florida. It's a super weird time of year to escape \"the heat.\"",
"fuck tbh i want some poutine now.",
"Actually double pane is still the standard in all the provinces as far as I know for residential construction. The triple pane simply cost too much and unless we need to bring up the insulation value of a wall assembly or have a wall that is mostly just windows then double pane it is. I could see going with triple pane on a renovation if you want to increase the insulation value of your wall without having to destroy your wall to replace the batten insulation. In that case I could see it being cost effective.",
"It's been in the 50s all week in South Florida tho..?",
"Which part of the country did you guys go to?\n\nIf he really wanted his fill of the cold, you guys should have come out west to SK/Alberta. It was -39 C last Friday night in Saskatoon :)",
"I find 30 C easiest to handle in about 5 ft of water *in* the lake :)",
"Your dad is my fucking hero. Coming from a guy raised in Florida who moved to SF. Give me cold, give me snow. ",
"alligator hunting",
"How could a change in angle make so much difference?",
"Stanley Kubrick filming The Shining (1979).",
"I'm in Florida and there's no heat here.",
"And I couldn't be happier about it.",
"It was a surprise",
"He could have just gone to Tallahassee. ",
"Dude/sir/madam/to whom it may concern:\n\nIf dad starts bring the snow into the house and piling it into a corner while muttering that it \"means something\" buy him a chicken, tell him if it dies he has to leave and just get out of there. ",
"Your dad looks like Billy Mays!",
"is this true?",
"> When it's 30C I find it hard to get comfortable outdoors\n\npro-tip: stay indoors w/ AC. also, drink more cold beers.",
"I live in the part that will be -39 tonight. I will be sleeping with the window open a bit. Don't ask me why, I dont know why. It's just something we do.",
"Frig off!!!",
"sandwich*",
"Yeah I’d say he was sick of it alright\n\nThat’s so awesome I hope he’s having a good time!",
"Oh Florida!",
"Why is big foot in jeans and boots?",
"In addition to the block heater, command start is a godsend ",
"I saw this on an episode of cops",
"why are you showing off your dads body..?",
"Interesting. And I'm sure your right. \n\nWhen looking at houses all I saw was single or triple. I guess either they were old or replaced \"properly\" since original. Anyone I know doesn't even consider double, why replace a window if it isn't triple they say. Also I know two people in new builds and they have all triple; it might not be standard but builders know that it's what people want/expect. ",
"Eh? \n\nSounds like code for booze. Lol",
"It’s -20 to -40 everywhere in the country lol your dads a natural. Tell him to cover his nips though, I didn’t layer up enough before shovelling the driveway the other day and got mild frostbite on mine. The first stage of frostbite is, ironically, called “frostnip” though, so at least I got a joke out of it. ",
">This was a local Tim Hortons going the extra mile for their employees\n\nBahahahahhaha. \n\nNo. \n\n>but then having to stop because it was too expensive.\n\nYou mean **benefits for employees cuts in the profit margin** is what you mean. \n\nLast quarter, Restaurant Brands International Inc., Tim Hortons Parent company, (TSX/NYSE: QSR, TSX: QSP) **grew 7.6%.**\n\nhttp://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/restaurant-brands-international-inc-reports-third-quarter-2017-results-653281813.html\n\nSave your bullshit. \n\nWhatever. They should all be fucking unionized anyway. \n",
"You can take the man outta Florida but ya can’t take the Florida outta the man!",
"[I just had to...](https://i.imgur.com/rnzjyys.jpg)",
"Wait what? I thought this was Florida...",
"Oh, no! You had it perfectly written up until that “then it’s to late” bit. It’s *too late!",
"Over The Lowest Of The Low??",
"*Wolverine",
"I'm not sure if your dad gets how winters in Canada work yet",
"Dude! Spoilers!",
"Do you need a mom? 🤩",
"> It’s -20 to -40 everywhere in the country lol your dads a natural. \n\nHa! It's above freezing here in parts of Alberta. It was still +4 at about 8pm.",
"Dude that’s super creepy",
"I guess you don't understand how franchising works.",
"Tell him to get his thyroid levels checked.",
"Hell it was -8°C in west Texas last week. That's only around 18°F.",
"It's been fuckin super cold in Canada lately. Your dad is hard core. ",
"I've been watching a lot of House MD recently. This looks like the part where House gets interested and says he has lupis- except it's never lupis. So it turns out he has a parasite that he got when screwing the barmaid that went on a cruise last su-- wait this might actually have been lupis after all. Well either that or rhabdomyolitis. Doesn't matter now since we gave him cancer with the impromptu heart transplant. He has 3 months to live and your sister started doing meth. Sad outro that overstays it's welcome.",
"#floridaman",
"Last winter, I did the same thing! It was so hot here, I went to Canada and slept in an igloo. Tell your dad he's super relatable. ❤️😭",
"62°F? You crazy canadians with your indoor saunas.",
"Naw the hipsters stole Flannel from us! Shit tripled in price over night all because of a bunch of bearded citiots...",
"I'm a hetero male....and I agree.",
"I dunno, do you have any deals on Montanas?",
"Pretty sure that's just cocaine you've described there.",
"......yet somehow this link remained unclicked forever.",
"It is currently colder in Florida than it has been in decades. Your dad seems like a moronic drama queen.",
"The most fun part about -40c is it's the same silly american number -40f. Everyone agrees -40 sucks.\n",
"Haha dying",
"Tell your dad his Canadian citizenship card and passport is in the mail. He's in.",
"Ottawa here. -3C on Monday. Summer!!",
"Not since “smells like teen spirit” have flannel prices been this high!",
"It's like the best kind of free air con",
"Make sure you go to Le P'tit Caribou!",
"looks like wolverine is having a good retirement",
"must be going through manopause.",
"Am I late to the party?",
"You can take him out of Florida , but you can't take the Florida out of him",
"After so many days of -20C or colder, it was 'warm' here in Ottawa today at -8C. Back down to -21C on Friday.",
"Or a second dad?",
"He's the Wolverine. ",
"Same",
"You sir, you are out of your god damn mind. ",
"Sure do.\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd profits are up. \n\nUp. \n\n**Up.** \n\n#Up.\n\nI guess you dont understand how CAPITALISM works.\n\n\n\nThe employees do all the work. \n\nOwners and stockholders make the profits. \n\nFuck your *muh poor poor owners of capital* rhetoric.\n\nThey can afford to pay for benefits. \n\nThey can afford to pay higher wages. \n\nAnd THAT is the bottomline. ",
"Has nobody photoshopped Kylo onto his body yet?!? I’m disappointed reddit.. ",
"The lovemaking?",
"I found a flannel romper pyjama set in my closet the other day. No clue how it got there.",
"I should move to the Prairies. Here in NS the weather can't make up it's goddamn mind. As per usual though.\n\nThough some time in late January/early February the sky will just puke snow, then it's all good.",
"I would die. ",
"Great Canadian mystery, friend. ",
"Ohhhhh yes. It's part of being Canadian! I can barely tolerate temps above 15°c, but I love skiing at -40. Just gotta bundle up, any exposed skin will get frostbite within minutes after I start moving. But -10 to -20 is the average temp in the winter where I live, and when I was in college I'd walk 1Km each way to subway for lunch in a T-shirt. As long as the wind isn't too bad and I keep a good pace, I don't feel cold at all.",
"as a canadian i would just like to say that this is the official canadian winter uniform. it is mandatory. hes probably cold af but the other part of the uniform is a stoic expression.",
"It was -50celcius here with wind chill on new years. Tad bit cold",
"I used to take cold baths and showers in the summer and pay extra for parking at my apartment and work so I never had to get into a hot/sunny car. \n\nNow I live up north and am in my sweet spot. Except when it does get hot in the summer even the newly built fancy apartments don’t have a/c, much less businesses or restaurants. So now that I’ve taken off my rose colored glasses, I also hate summer here and definitely still take cold baths. Dang. ",
"He's actually Mark Ruffalo",
"He's actually Mark Ruffalo",
"What else?",
"I’m in Victoria, originally from Saskatchewan, too! There seems to be a lot of us transplants.",
"Welcome to Florida, where besides the last 3 days it has been a MINIMUM of 86. Xmas got up to feels like 103 here",
"I'm in the U.S. and it's -37° with windchill. It's better this year because we've had some sun. Last year we had over cast days for months and it really wears on you. ",
"Am born and bred Canadian (prairie province). I’m cold all the time. I own about six winter coats (two of which are Canada Goose-level warm) and I have to resist the urge to wear two at a time because I’m so cold, constantly. \n\n+30C is my ideal temperature. Pretty sure I was actually meant to be Australian but somebody had the globe flipped the wrong way.",
"A real man",
"fucking majestc is this photo on a tshirt I can purchase with money",
"Now you're talking",
"Holy fuck...I want to cuddle the fuck out of your Dad. Teddy Bear lovers unite!",
"I friend of mine was in Toronto talking to some European tourists. They mentioned wanting to drive to Vancouver and back, and thought they could do it before their flight two or three days later. He had to break it to them that distance and speed limits were not on their side...",
"Hr may be turning into the human torch. I would keep a close eye on that",
"Northeast Girl who went to Miami in the summer...it was nice but way too fucking hot and humid. I walked around either nude or wearing a pair of panties and a skimpy tank top...my sincerest apologies to the very nice construction workers who were on the same floor level as my condo across the street...\n\nAlthough the round of applause was nice.",
"Way she goes, boys. ",
"No way. You can only get as far as naked in the heat, but you can always bundle in the cold.",
"This is rather fucking confusing for me today since it actually snowed here in Florida..... help me I need warm clothes ",
"Nope. We are also returning Justin Bieber. He has overstayed his welcome by several years.",
"Albertan here, (don't let the name fool you) it was -41c NYE.. A today it was +2c and I was out on the balcony... Chinooks.. Good for Albertans, bad for Leonardo DiCaprios. ",
"Alberta being the least of the Canadas.. \n- current resident",
"You can only take off so many layers before the police are called. Then suddenly everyone is all \"SIR this is a playground\" and \"you need to leave\", ugh.",
"The North is in his blood ",
"At least he still has a sweater on.",
"I froze my hand to my snow brush on Saturday and Tuesday my water bottle didn't freeze when I forgot it in my car, consistency is lacking around here ",
"Just the being and end. ",
"Your dad make my clit hard.",
"Jeremiah Johnson would be proud.",
"Welcome back to your people.",
"Fuck that, I left Onterrible and moved to Vancouver cause you don’t have to shovel rain. And it’s fun to watch this city go nuts when a single snowflake hits the ground!",
"Girl is living her best single women life right now. Did you see her at Paris Fashion Week? I’m pumped on Celine! ",
"Yeti. It’s Canada. ",
"Norwegian here, I'm not seeing what's special with this photo ? snow isn't very unusual in canada ...",
"He looks fucking legendary. I bet he's got a mean handshake. ",
"How does a man with chest hair like that survive the humidity in Florida?",
"Looks like the start of a Dr. House episode.",
"I heard on NPR that this year Ottawa is colder than Antarctica and Mars. I mean holy shit.",
"Native Texan here, this cold snap we’ve had is my favorite. If only it would stay like this for longer. ",
"Damn, can he be my dad too?",
"Hey, Florida has a lot of magic dust, too.",
"The worst part is that you go outside and you realize you're in Florida.",
"It hasn't been colder than -32c yet.... and 10 days tops. Wtf you talking about?",
"Our beer is stronger in Canada.",
"Add Turks and Caicos Islands",
"Yeah, except it's not the real temp. People quote the wind chill when they want to make it sound colder than it really is.",
"I wouldn’t fit the role but I’ll step aside if that’s what he wants 😂",
"Are you being sarcastic? Canada has some weak ass beer. ",
"Sudbury. Woke up this morning to -42 with the wind-chill. Supposed to be -49 tomorrow morning with the wind-chill.",
"Yeah, it's strange to find someone that was actually born and raised here. ",
"Ooooo shots fired. Where you from friend?",
"I have no idea. What's that?",
"Sorry friend. The cold usually isn't that bad but at those temps it just sucks. The sun can be a saviour though. \n\nI hate the temperatures where the question \"C or F?\" Doesn't matter. Like this one. ",
"Is this how you apply for Canadian citizenship?",
"Florida man",
"Yeah, that's with wind chill. Not the real temperature. I was pretty sure that nowhere in Ontario was actually -39°C. Canadians love to quote the wind chill value as if it's the real temperature.",
"Florida man - New Year New destinations - Now in theaters!",
"Why not both?",
"Nah, that's impossible. Obviously he is Wagner Moura.\n\n",
"Boss.",
"Has he been hearing voices? Is anyone’s index finger talking to them? Is there any olive oil there?Be careful OP! ",
"Have you experience wind-chill? \n\nWe're also going to -31 without the wind-chill. You bet your ass it's cold. ",
"Have you experience wind-chill? \n\nWe're also going to -31 without the wind-chill. You bet your ass it's cold. ",
"Yes, I have. I live in Ottawa. I'm quite familiar with wind chill. But I don't quote the wind chill value as if it's the actually temperature. If I use that value, I state that it's the wind chill or \"feels like\".",
"You sound like my brother. ",
"[There's already a theme song for him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM)",
"I love it! \n \nSorry that your post went under but you did good! ",
"Yes unfortunately it happened in Feb 2015 in Ontario Canada. There was a news article on it but I'm having trouble finding it. She was found by a delivery driver after being stuck to the ground for two hours. \n\nShe ended up with multiple surgeries loosing her leg from the knee down and some toes on her remaining foot. She has been a great sport through it all and now has a prosthetic. ",
"Great work!",
"This is an old car ('95) from FL. Just brought it up here a month ago and I'm learning how the winter is f'ing with it. Best part is waiting for the breaks to warm up/kick in....",
"That's the right attitude",
"No this is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)\n\n> Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely librarian in northern Ontario who enters into a sexual relationship with a bear. The book has been called \"the most controversial novel ever written in Canada\".[1]",
"[Yea... you all wasted a trip](https://www.caribbeannationalweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Florida-Snow-01-mw-021210_zps4b716f56-e1484843953538.jpg)\n\nYesterday in Florida.",
"I think canadians just find her super annoying and overbearing. She can sing sure but the way she sings is just way over the top. ",
"fuck that, he is yours for keeps at this point. \n\nWe will keep Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Ryan Reynolds, Michael J fox, Seth Rogen, And Keanu REeves Though. ",
"Lots of pessimists in this thread, but I can assure you that they don't represent our country. Snow can be a pain when you have a busy work week, but most of us still enjoy Winter. Snowshoeing, skiing, sledding (aka snowmobiles/skidoos), ice fishing, etc are all enjoyed in my city. Most people have a snow blower to deal with large snowfalls. It's really just extreme cold that you have to watch out for. The cold can be dangerous and causes our heat bills to be very expensive.\n\nMy dad loves mild Winter weather after a snowfall. We often go snowshoeing and will end up taking off most of our Winter clothing once our body temperatures get up from the workout.",
"Fair enough. I saw a video of her in vegas with tiesto. Total cringe fest. ",
"Lol that's probably pretty healthy can't imagine it's better to always have the body temp blaring heat ",
"Some friends",
"I can't look away.",
"I've been there plenty of times :P",
"Your brother must be a cool guy.",
"BLASPHEMER!!!! :)",
"thats pretty mild to us northerners ",
"fair enough!",
"god damn VLT's and erections ruined the evening.",
"Yeah, I get that. Just thought it was odd that you were using Celsius when referring to weather in Indiana.",
"That is the most Canadian man I've ever seen and he's from Florida. Wot in tarnation",
"But i don't think Florida has Evergreen trees everywhere",
"As a Canadian, I wholeheartedly disagree. Winter is marvelous. ",
"Meh. I’m Canadian and have a major lady boner for her since she’s been single. Her Instagram gives me so much inspiration. Like, girl spent so much of her life under the thumb of Angelil. He controlled everything she did. Now she’s out there, just being herself. Makes me so happy to see.",
"Lady boners are different. As in they are not boners at all. ",
"well we got to think about our non Fahrenheit friends ",
"K...",
"Sorry this is so late . . . But, Shakespeare My Ass!\n\nAlso, Maybe he (the Dad) should converse with that San Jose hockey player, who finds the North (Winnipeg) \"Cold & Dark\" this time of year? Damn You Planetary Tilt (Shakes Fist)! Damn you 49th Parallel!",
"Canadian summers are hot? \nHAH \nI am a Floridian and from Florida; \nI went to Canada for the 150th and everyone in Ottawa gave me weird looks for wearing my cute fluffy (but thin fabric) jacket because 29+ C is comfortable for me while everyone else was panting away. They were questioning me if I wasn't melting away but literally your summers are our winters. 23 C isn't cold for a Floridian, just that T-shirts aren't fashionable and we Floridians get jealous of your fashionable jackets and boots so we take any opportunity to wear them in okay enough weather.\n\nAn average summer day for me in Florida is 35+ C but it feels like 50 C when you have 66% humidity on top of it.\nFlorida sucks",
"For sure. Compared to places like Florida, the heat is no contest. It’s still reasonably warm and sometimes uncomfortable at around 30 degrees. Worst we had a while back, in Toronto, it was 51 C with the humidex. It was July 21, 2011\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_North_American_heat_wave\n\nI remember that day pretty vividly just stepping outside in the afternoon and getting bombarded with heat, I thought my face was gonna melt like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark ",
"You know what is worse than blistering heat though? \nNOT HAVING ANY LOCAL POUTINE\nPoutine is like non-existent in the South and it is the absolute woooorstttt! There was a food truck that sold poutine as good as the ones I had up in Canada but of course the first time I ever have it, they have to unfortunately shut down :("
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My dad booked a trip to Canada after telling us he was sick of the Florida heat. Today, I look out my balcony window to see him walking around like this.
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/r/pics/comments/7nvmvm/temporary_housing/
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[
"Some never find their way out of the beer bottle. ",
"So cute.",
"https://i.imgur.com/Fl324Hn.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/t2iVeLg.jpg",
"For $1500/mo you can afford a similar apartment in the Bay Area.",
"He's in danger of housing cuts.",
"You'll cut your eyes off, kid!",
"Damn hipsters.",
"Very cool! "
] | 9 |
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Temporary housing
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/r/pics/comments/7nvqdm/my_brother_got_me_this_cake_for_my_birthday_to/
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[
"I love this! Are you watching the TV shows or just the movies? Oh, and Happy Birthday!!",
"Movies, TVs, One Shots, etc. All of it. Even ensuring the post credit scenes are in order. (Example: Not watching the post credit Captain America clip, until I finish Peggy Cater show and one shot.)",
"That is amazing. What a great way to celebrate. Welcome to the Marvel family!",
"Do you have a list of the proper order? I haven't really watched any of the movies, so it would basically be a whole new movie list for me.",
"What are you following as a guide to watching them? I did it all wrong haha I'm just now getting to the shows on Netflix."
] | 5 |
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My brother got me this cake for my birthday. To celebrate my start on watching the MCU in chronological order...
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/r/pics/comments/7nvris/let_the_new_year_begin_with_peace/
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[
"I wonder if deaf people mess up the 2018 hand symbol with 2017 🤔",
"TIL the number 8 is also the reverse shocker. ",
"Even better, the number 7 IS the shocker",
"/u/nTesla2020, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/nTesla2020&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nvris/let_the_new_year_begin_with_peace/?context=10\\))"
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Let the new year begin with peace
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/r/pics/comments/7nvu7k/just_got_my_first_ever_camera_this_was_my_first/
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[
"That pigeon does not look pleased to be your first photo",
"practice a little more. the perfect image gods are not pleased.",
"A flying Rat.\n\nHey, it's a start! Keep at it!",
"You could not have chosen a finer subject.",
"Hate speech will not be tolerated in /r/Pics.",
"Never said I hated flying rats.\n\nJust commented on the factual subject of the picture and encouraged the posted to keep working at their new skill/hobby.",
"Well, if you meant \"rat\" in the sense that pigeons are exceptionally intelligent – one of the most intelligent species on the planet, actually, even surpassing most primates – that they're remarkably affectionate, and that they've been given a bad reputation that they don't deserve, then sure, we can use that word.",
"BEHOLD! The majestic pigeon.",
"Rats are also very intelligent and affectionate. They make great pets! ",
"Nice! Thought maybe you'd appreciate some advice as to where you can go from here (bearing in mind I'm a complete amateur). Just some stuff I've found helpful in the past.\n\n-Quality settings on your camera. I don't know what your set up is, but look it up online to figure out the best images settings for your camera. That way you'll get the highest quality images possible. Generally the option the produces the largest file sizes produces better quality images\n\n-Look up \"chromatic aberration\". It's that purple fringing effect around the left side of the pigeon and the stump. I believe there are techniques you can use, both in camera and digitally, to get rid of it\n\n-A lot of people will tell you to get better gear. They are almost always wrong. Don't be disheartened by people like that. Learning about composition, camera control, lighting and working with the resources that you have are almost always more beneficial than having the latest and greatest gear\n\n-Tutorials on the internet are an amazing resource. There's some incredible stuff out there that's both practical (EG how to operate your camera to it's full potential) and inspirational (EG ideas for creative photography\nBut yeah, great start! Looking forward to seeing what else you can shoot"
] | 10 |
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Just got my first ever camera. This was my first pic
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/r/pics/comments/7nvwxd/i_know_it_sounds_selfish/
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[
"Is this from Viz?",
"Friend of mine sent it to me, I’ll ask him and get back to you",
"Thanks!",
"I know how Gustav feels",
"I can almost guarantee you it's from Viz.",
"I tend to agree",
"Was this Mel Gibson using another psuedonym again?"
] | 7 |
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I know it sounds selfish...
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/r/pics/comments/7nvxey/northern_exposure_an_acrylic_painting_i_did_as_a/
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[
"feel free to use it as a phone wallpaper or whatever ya want! Happy New Year!",
"Beautiful work. Reminds me of all the stars I could see before my cataracts. I can only see the most brilliant stars now. Thank you.",
"wow, I really like this!\n",
"Pretty!",
"Pass. Thanks for the offer.",
":|",
"I am very fond of this, and thank you for allowing us to use it.",
"I think i might try to paint something similar to this. Won't be nearly as good but thanks for the inspiration! "
] | 8 |
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"Northern Exposure" an acrylic painting I did as a christmas gift.
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/r/pics/comments/7nvzds/how_to_spot_a_cave_in_eastern_kentucky_in_the/
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[
"Can someone explain what I'm seeing ",
"How?",
"I'm guessing moisture and the warmer temp inside the cave creates the the frost",
"Bear asleep in it. ",
"awesome! :-)",
"Heat/Condensation created by *Something* in that crevice/Cave causes enough moisture in the surrounding air to stick to the trees, allowing it to frost over with the condensation, while the other trees are in a dry cold.",
"That's cool as shit ",
"The condensation helps!",
"The heat comes from the natural temperature in the cave. The temperature in subterranean caves is consistent year round. The temperature is usually within a few degrees of the average yearly temperature of the area."
] | 9 |
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How to spot a cave in Eastern Kentucky in the winter.
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/r/pics/comments/7nw06w/massachusettes_firemans_helmet_froze_over_after/
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[
"Ice armor: *+3 fire resistance*",
"Please put this on r/askreddit we could get some pretty cool stories I think. ",
"This happens when you're fighting fires in the cold...What's even more fucked up is that large parts of the house or whatever that's ON FIRE will also freeze, so you're spraying water and some of it is going on the fire, and some of it is just adding to a massive amount of ice on the rest of the house.\n\nHad this happen down the street from me once, when I was living in upstate New York. It was just amazing to watch...The firemen are trying not to freeze to death, and fighting with their hoses and hydrants, and the house is half icicle and half cinder. I brought 'em coffee at one point, just so I'd have an excuse to loiter.",
"Ok, I'll throw it on there then link it back to my original question. ",
"Loiterers with coffee sounds like the best kind of them.\n",
"I used to do penetration testing at the last corporation I worked for (pause for \"your mom\" joke)...Bringing food or coffee (ideally both) opens so many locked doors. If you want to get into a building in the South, bring three boxes of doughnuts.\n\nOne or two boxes, people may hold the door: the desire to be super polite in the South is almost insurmountable...People have a hard time not holding the door under normal circumstances, and doughnuts take it to the next level. But three was the magic number: I never got turned away with three boxes.\n\nIf you bring four boxes, they start to suspect you may have something *else* (like your laptop, which you should always carry in the *bottom* box, for stability), so stick with three, walk to the first big room full of cubes, drop off the first two boxes, then walk somewhere quiet to do your nefarious deeds.",
"This is true. Last year we had a fire in our city in an entertainment district. [heres a photo of it.](https://i.imgur.com/Br0FQ1r.jpg)",
"[Here](http://abcnews.go.com/US/powerful-coastal-storm-bringing-snow-ice-florida-maine/story?id=52111473) provides the following caption:\n\n> Firefighter Bobby Lehman, with his helmet and bunker gear caked in ice, tries to thaw out after battling a stubborn, wind-driven fire at [238 Wilson Road](https://www.google.com/maps/@42.4376009,-70.9302993,3a,42y,4.88h,86.98t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s1t0EBpgcMME69jQ-wxUv6w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656), Jan. 1, 2018, Nahant, Mass.",
"Hat could use a little global warming",
"\"Penetration testing\" eh.........\n\nYour mom likes penetration testing",
"That's what the kids online tell me...",
"Title too long unfortunately. Try /r/answers for that",
"do an AMA about your penetration gig please?",
"Super dull really. You think it's spy stuff, but really it's just walking into buildings while carrying heavy things (everyone holds the door). Most places are barely secured at all, the absolute minimum, so you just walk in, and you can plug right into the network, and there are open file shares, etc.\n\nThe \"most\" secure site I ever went into, I was talking to a clerk, and I noticed a couple of fat DAT tapes with dates written on them...Clearly a backup. I just swiped 'em right off the counter. One tape was a database backup, and the other was a system backup, that included the key they were using to encrypt sensitive data in the database.\n\nI did it for a consulting company for a while...You get roped in when you're in a smaller shop, just because they have to get someone who isn't known to the client.\n\nThen later I did some later for a large corporation, as sort of a side thing...That got pretty funny, because eventually I got well enough known that they used someone else to test the security stuff, but I still had to travel to different sites for actual work. I once carpooled with the guy who was doing the pen-test, and he walked right in with the doughnuts and I got held up for almost two hours at the front desk.",
"Dull or not, it's still kinda exotic job and I appreciate your explanation - thanks!\n\nA little story - one of my colleagues runs a small PC hardware shop, but most of his time he outsources as an IT / network / troubleshooter guy for companies too small to have their own IT departments. Sets up networks, automated backups, repairs / replaces PC parts etc.\n\nHe once took his wife to a lawyer's office, a not so small one, with around 20 ppl working there, a reception desk etc. (can't remember why they went there) and he was just sitting in the waiting area. Bored, he fire up his laptop and connected to the office's wifi. No password, no login, etc. Out of curiosity he started to just browse around, accessed their PC's, drives etc. - nothing was protected there, everything was served on a silver plate. Anyone could just stand outside the building (was a old tenement house in the town's old, rich area) and simply download all they pleased.\n\nSo he talks to the receptionist and asks to speak with the boss or whoever in charge. They start talking, he introduces himself and shows the guy what's on his screen - a folder with case files. The guy goes pale, calls his partner, then they call the IT guy (they had one) and ask our guy to just stick around for a few minutes.\n\nLong story short they promplty fired the old IT guy who was supposed to keep everything in good order, safe and all, and asked our guy to just take care of all IT security issues right then and there.\n\nMy buddy still works with them and all is cool, but he also says that after he showed them how easily he connected to all their computers, he was afraid that they would unleash all legal hell on him - being lawyers and all. Turns out they directed their wrath against the old IT guy. Supposedly they sued him for big, big money for breach of contract etc.",
"Nah, that's a screen shot from Ridley Scott, who is now filming his next Alien movie, set on Earth during our present time. (yes, time travel element is part of plot)",
"r/shittyhdr",
"Your hecking dumb",
"Those helmets are heavy af anyway, I can’t imagine one with ice all over it.",
"Every kid who plays Call of Duty does penetration testing on your mother. ",
"Please tell me you have a black 5.11 rush 24 backpack, wear all black with a black hoodie, and talk to an imaginary person who takes over you from time to time...",
"'Entry control to team one, over.'\n\n'Team one to entry control, go ahead, over.'\n\n'What are the conditions like in there?'\n\n'Heavy smoke logging and very high temperatures, over.'\n\n'Great, I'm coming in, too.'",
"[heh](https://i.imgur.com/78LT76D.gifv)",
">*Massachusetts* fireman's helmet froze over ~~after~~ *while* putting out fire \n\nFTFY",
"Canadian firefighter here. There are many challenges with winter firefighting, but the biggest is that water freezes and equipment stops working. For example, on a fire engine, if you freeze up your lines or pump, you’re done. Moving water does not freeze though. So if we aren’t using a line, we crack it open a bit so water can dribble out. But hoses still freeze, nozzles get clogged with ice and don’t flow water, lines are hard to move, they become frozen into the ground, etc. We keep water moving within the fire engine (recirculating from tank to pump and back) and hope that it doesn’t mess up any valves. And then there’s the firefighters themselves. We get cold and tired quicker and need a warm place to rest. For major fires, we’ve brought in city buses just to give us a warm place to sit while we cycle though teams. And then there’s all the water on the ground that has turned to ice, creating a skating rink that we can slip and fall on it not careful. Our gear gets stiff and covered in ice, making it heavy. Our breathing masks fog up so we can barely see and our regulators may freeze so we can’t breathe properly. \n\nBut I love every minute of it. ",
"/r/BossFight",
"Looks like he could use a fire. ",
"Hmmm. Now to apply this to bank vaults is the real trick. ",
"How in the world did get into this for *pay?* Yes, do the ama please",
"Massachusetts*",
"How do you infiltrate into that type of work? (Pun intended) I mean as an actual career, not your mom. \n\nI used to do this for fun social experiments as a teen sneaking into and out of everything, I imagine I’d be really good at it.",
"It's always interesting to see stuff about where I'm from on Reddit... I'm from Lynn, the next city over from Nahant, and holy crap its been cold the past week or so. ",
"Right? I'm from Malden, then moved to Revere (now NH). There is a beach right by that house that I got drunk on arbor mist on woth a few friends a decade ago.",
"One issue is the water just doesn’t get in the house it gets everywhere. So not only does a helmet freeze but so does your gear, your gloves freeze to the point your fingers hurt, your mask freezes so you can’t see, and the ground is dangerous to walk on. It’s surreal when looking at flames coming from a structure. When you’re inside you’re overheated but the last thing you want to do is take your coat off when you get outside. The shower back at the station is the best feeling ever!",
"wonder how much extra weight that ice adds considering they already wear a shitload of gear when they're on site.",
"This indicates how cool he is. ",
"How did the helmet put out the fire?",
"That's not what fire does tho.",
"That looks intense, and also like an Album cover.",
"Global warming...really?",
"See, they'd stop *that* guy. I'm just a middle aged nerd in business casual.",
"If I've learned one thing in life, it is that 12 year olds are full of shit, my mom is full of dicks, how to not count, and that cognitive dissonance is a mind killer.",
"You won't be if you're Urinating on everything.\n\nThen again if you successfully infiltrate a facility, you're not in public.",
"I make this mistake every time :(",
"Syntax is a bitch.",
"Yes, when the oceans get warmer, more water evaporates into the air changing weather patterns with added moisture which makes storms, and cold fronts larger and more intense than they would typically be otherwise.",
"She is a mean mistress!"
] | 47 |
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Massachusettes fireman's helmet froze over after putting out fire
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/r/pics/comments/7nw0jd/amazon_warehouse/
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[
"Can you buy the Ark of the Covenant on Amazon?",
"no such item",
"You can prob fit one in there ",
"The Top Men bought it already. Top. Men.",
"How many Swedish penis pumps are in this picture?",
"I wonder what the [sound] volume level is like inside these",
"I think there's an AmazonBasics version that get filled via the souls of the warehouse employees.\n",
"NOT MINE!",
"Because yours is already in your room?",
"That sort of thing isn't my bag baby.",
"Looks sexy. The level of thought put into the layout and efficiency of this warehouse is crazy.",
"One book titled, \"Sweedish penis pumps are my bag, baby\" written by Austin Powers.",
"I don't know. It seems like a lot of wasted vertical space. Why not add another floor for additional storage or more sorting/packing areas. ",
"It's being examined by Top Men. Top Men",
"It could work but you would have to automate the entire building to receive large amounts of product on multiple levels in such a way that it made sense. The point is to keep human travel to a minimum and to move the product to the least locations in the smallest amount of time. Just building up won't do that. You need a better plan if your going to add depth. ",
"Hate this pic. I hate it. ",
"I work for a company that installs automation equipment for Amazon and other companies. I myself have not been on an Amazon project, but that last warehouse I did we had about Half a million storage locations for totes which would contain individual items (usb, hammers, nails...ect)",
"Wrong reference. The ark is a (comparatively) small box that holds the tablets of the 10 commandments, not *Noah's* ark, which is the big boat.",
"I assume he meant sound volume?",
"Sound volume isn't that loud actually. No hearing protection is required in my experience. ",
"[Don't you look silly](https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_9?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ark+of+the+covenant&sprefix=surge+pro%2Caps%2C166&crid=E1TODQFICNJ1)"
] | 21 |
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Amazon Warehouse
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/r/pics/comments/7nw2f5/one_of_my_proudest_accomplishment/
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[
"r/nevertellmetheodds",
"You sir, are a god among men..",
"s",
"I see you captured that within a tenth of a mile while cruising at highway speeds?",
"Looks like the engine is idling at that speed so they're probably stopped."
] | 5 |
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One of my proudest accomplishment.
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/r/pics/comments/7nw57s/my_younger_cousin_looks_eerily_like_dustin_from/
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[
"Meh, I've seen stranger things.",
"[https://i.imgur.com/cmkHNAa.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cmkHNAa.jpg)",
"~~Does~~ Did he have a cat?",
"Why rehost OP's image? ",
"Stranger Things Prequel coming soon",
"And hes showing the pearls. ",
"FTFY: look at the teeth.",
"*Purring noise*",
"Oooohhhh",
"[https://i.imgur.com/4VEbc5d.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/4VEbc5d.gifv)",
">My younger cousin's *hair* looks *somewhat* like Dustin's from Stranger Things.",
"*[Justin](https://redd.it/7mtwsy)",
"Also his face.",
"Wow. That's great.",
"You're all over these Dustin/Justin posts!",
"you mean that obnoxious turd from the verizon commercials?",
"I was that 1 time. ",
"pearls as in jizz?",
"Excellent, just excellent, take the rest of the day off",
"He also looks eerily like my son.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/nfCSw",
"He does. ",
"Can't wait for Season III.",
"Holy shit. Your like a gif magician or something",
"No he doesn't ",
"Your child is horrifying. ",
"is it a disease? ",
"Sorry for him. Dustin is wretchedly ugly ",
" Quick submit him for a flashback episode actor",
"Isn’t it due to the similarities of the effects of cleidocranial dysplasia ? ",
"My cousin was born healthy without cleidocranial dysplasia, just coincidence they look alike I guess.",
"Wow! I thought that too while I was scrolling before I even read the description!!!! Crazy",
"But he has teeth",
"This looks eerily like a Facebook shitpost. ",
"No, man. Pearly whites. He got new teeth.",
"The funniest things is that he is definitely much smarter than you. Also living a better life.",
"*rrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr*",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexuality)",
"Are you a wizard?\n",
"We know, it just wasn't funny. ",
"I know what that is. But if you'd seen Stranger Things, he refers to his new teeth as pearly whites. He's also like 12, man. ",
"Don't do that.",
"https://i.imgur.com/uwficAO.jpg",
"Sorry I forgot about that. ",
"Thatsss isss reallysss coolsss.",
"!Redditsilver",
"4/10 too much teeth ",
"Men can be ugly and still land attractive girls. It's more about style ",
"How? Looks like a regular child to me.",
"i geddit",
"Dustin'd",
"Face of Jane, hair of Dustin.",
"Sorry to hear that. ",
"is this him currently? or are there older pics?",
"Are you saying he acquired a congenital disease after birth just to look like Dustin? That's dedication, man.",
"Have him say 'Son-of-a-bitch' and walk away disappointed. LOL. ",
"Like the rest of these posts, no they don't.",
"Yeah, it is:\n\nhttp://people.com/bodies/stranger-things-gaten-matarazzo-discusses-living-with-cleidocranial-dysplasia/",
"Wow true",
"Too many teeth",
"No teeth",
"Wasn't aware I was supposed to read every comment first",
"the top commenter from that thread is in this thread too. weird",
"Ringer for Shirley Temple as well.",
"Probably mobin around on a stunt bike being a bully. ",
"It's not necessary to read every comment, but it *may* behoove you to read the top-voted comment.",
"Thank you!!!!! ",
"He looks like he bout to remix B.I.G's Hyponotize\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_f_cRbgwA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_f_cRbgwA)",
"It's a gif that says look harder ",
"Exactly.",
"ahhhhh he said it! ",
"I was mostly just fucking around. When people decide to show off their child any chance they get, just need with them a tad I guess. \n\nI dunno tbh. \n\nParents always think their kid is either great or special. And they're neither..",
"Thon of a bitch!",
"Perhaps it's just the FAS? ",
"Same teeth too!",
"Your cousin looks like a future troll",
"Totally tubular...",
"For real, this kids mom drank ",
"Not answer",
"Now I've reddit all"
] | 81 |
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My younger cousin looks eerily like Dustin from Stranger Things.
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/r/pics/comments/7nw5ui/tomatoes/
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[
"I love the perfection nature offers us. Those look so delicious 😋 ",
"A really elegant string-of-pearls configuration.\n\nUnfortunately, incredibly unstable.",
"i love tomato\n",
"Very genetic. Photogenetic too. Er photogenic. Genic either way."
] | 5 |
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tomatoes
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/r/pics/comments/7nw6ba/cab_of_a_dekotora_truck_in_japan/
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[
"Pimp My Ride, Tokyo Drift Edition",
"Excellent eye, keep it up.",
"Damn, this pic id gorgeous. I wish I could edit exaclty like that",
"You know that feeling of a great achievement that took a long time and in the end means nothing? Like those PS4 trophies. "
] | 4 |
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Cab of a Dekotora truck in Japan
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/r/pics/comments/7nw6yv/lobster_roll_in_england/
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[
"I've never had one but doesn't the bread take away from the delicious succulence of the meat? I love the taste of lobster by itself, wouldn't it be better to just eat a pile of it?",
"Yes I think that too it should taste better just eat a pile of it. ",
"Give me garlic bread on the side and I would be happy.",
"Hamburger bun? Abomination. ",
"Yeah I just don’t see the bread/roll adding anything to this situation.\n\nI’m sure in the NE where lobster is plentiful and cheap this is something ya do at some point. But for those of us who don’t eat fresh, cheap lobs on the reg this seems like an abomination.",
"> Hamburger bun\nYes Hamburger bun"
] | 6 |
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lobster roll in England
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/r/pics/comments/7nw7dt/i_solo_snowshoed_to_a_frozen_lake_for_new_years/
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[
"badass dude, badass",
"This is the first I've seen the word \"snowshoed\". I didn't realize there was a sport surrounding the tool. \n\nWhat do you like about it? Why do you do it? How is it different than cross country skiing or hiking? Is it popular in your area?",
"Sorry if I used that incorrectly, it sounded more succinct than \"Backpacked with Snowshoes On\"! Essentially I was hiking with the added benefit of not postholing or falling off the mountian. \n\nCompared to cross country skiing, it's much easier to go up steep inclines and tackle elevation gain. That was especially important on this trip, as my way up the ridge amounted to a 1,000ft gain in a little under 2 miles. ",
"Verbing a noun is totally fine in English. \n\nGracias Shakespeare.\n\nThat's interesting! I have never used real snow-shoes, just the cheap walmart knockoffs that I assume are basically toys. ",
"Where's the lake? ",
"[It helps to have the right equipment](https://i.imgur.com/qRyWSw4h.jpg) \n\nEDIT: Fixed!",
"[Here it is!](https://i.imgur.com/YbkgXr4h.jpg) \n\nSkyline Lake, Stevens Pass, WA\n\nThe lake itself wasn't that remarkable, but the ridge above it was beautiful. ",
"Image does not exist.\n",
"Looks so quiet. I'm jealous - there were fireworks and quite possibly guns firing and screaming drunks throwing up where I was. ",
"There you go. ",
"Was it cold? ;)",
"A tad.... My water froze solid in my toebox",
"That looks great. Really cool picture.",
"any more pics from the adventure?? Very cool!",
"That’s my dream",
"Yes, but I decided it was better not to inundate Reddit with my photos. But I guess there's interest!",
"I love backpacking but am so scared to do snow camping, how do you prepare for the jump? Do you ever wake up freezing?",
"I keep telling my girlfriend I think it would be so much fun to camp in the snow somewhere. I’m jealous!",
"😂🐾"
] | 19 |
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I Solo Snowshoed to a Frozen Lake for New Year's
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/r/pics/comments/7nw81i/if_you_have_an_opportunity_to_use_your_voice_you/
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[
"MOTHERFUCKER",
"lol",
"/u/musicmogulnow, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/musicmogulnow&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nw81i/if_you_have_an_opportunity_to_use_your_voice_you/?context=10\\))"
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If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it. - Samuel L. Jackson
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/r/pics/comments/7nwaue/working_on_the_car/
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[
"Can I schedule an appointment?\n",
"r/flexigirls (especially if she lost those jeans)",
"I'd fall over backwards if I tried that.",
"So that's what the model from the Whitesnake video is doing now",
"So that's where my radiator cap went.",
"[not even ashamed](https://media.giphy.com/media/mM2sBYnLYKjew/giphy.gif)",
"Who knew it took a vulva to fix a Volvo. No wonder they're so expensive to work on.",
"Wow I wonder why this bland picture is being upvoted god it’s just a mystery ",
"I see she graduated from the Jean-Claude Van Damme school of auto repair.",
"Achievement unlocked. Next milestone: a car with a hood ornament.",
"Hope she let it cool down first. ",
"r/Upvotedbecausecrotch",
"\"Hey, why does this radiator smell like fish?\"",
"Haha :DD ass :DDDD seks :DDDDDDDDDDDd PUSSY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD",
"If that was an oldschool car you could undo the rad cap in that pose....",
"I read this as Twerking on the car.",
"Just waiting for someone to hit the hood release button ",
"Nope she's taking [Gwyneth Paltrow's advice](http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/life-style/health/gwyneth-paltrow-women-steam-vaginas-article-1.2096571) ",
"I honestly always think I'm the only girl who likes to work on cars. I know I'm not , but it's rare for me to see.. don't fall off.. it hurts lol",
"Check the grease nipples please.",
"At least she will be able to hold open the hood/bonnet whilst filling the oil... (This was on a WILTY episode recently)",
"well sometimes ive wished for a third hand while working on a car but this takes the cake!\n",
"Watch as she kicks the car back into gear\n\n....wheres the door",
"100% will piss herself a little every time someone honks the horn. ",
"This is clearly a fake, Volvo's never need repairs.",
"She's working on her Vulva.",
"Great way to scratch up fenders.",
"~~Working on the car.~~ Showing off.",
"That car gets more action than I do. ",
"This is a common practice for mechanics. She is simply checking the engine for any abnormal vibrations.",
"When I see pictures like this, I want to get married. I think women who do manly things are awesome. I used to be so in love with the Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman when I was growing up. I always thought I'd grow up and meet someone like the Bionic Woman and that she would take care of me for the rest of my life. Sigh",
"my xc70 would like to have a word ",
"They’re just easy to work on. They need repairs all the damn time, though! A buddy of mine drives a 264 from 1976. It still gets him from A to B, but it leaves him stranded every few weeks and he has to call a tow truck",
"This. http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/25292-whitesnake-video-star-tawny-kitaen-excited-as-she-has-breast-implants-removed",
"Thats a classic radiator split-squat bro I do 500 a day, do any of you even lift. Smh ",
"I really wish I could do this while working on a car. ",
"no butt them buns tho.... O_o",
"S.O.M.G- Sit On My Grill",
"Little does everyone know but the hood ornament is there..somewhere....",
"There are dozens of us! DOZENS!",
"“My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme. I used to be..SUPER famous..”\n\n\n“How did I get here?”",
"Cars from the 1970s weren't known for their reliability at the time never mind when it is 40 years old.",
"Check her muffler. ",
"Touché ",
"My heroine! From a 59 year old who would like to grow up & be a smart woman like you.\n",
"Red heads....... ",
"Based on this comment I’m not sure if you’ve ever even seen a real car",
"People love volvos ",
"Early 70s not bad if you keep after points, carb adjustment and such, later 70s with early smog control, not so much.",
" That Volvo logo is on point ",
"Pause the video at the 3 second mark and you'll notice how shes obviously had too much plastic surgery...primarily botox injections.",
"sigh *unzips*",
"If she wanted a big engine between her thighs she should just get a motorcycle, much more comfortable to sit on",
"Oh yes I know, just not something I see very often. I just love the stupid look some men have on there face when they see a 5 foot girl under the hood of the car.... well in my case half under the hood and half hanging off the front of the car lol. ",
"Start the egine",
"I wasn't making fun, I'm a woman too who works on my jeep. We are rare...lol (dozens!) \n\nYeah, I know what you mean hanging off the car..lol. I'm 5' 5\". I have a little step stool I keep in my Jeep so I can reach down further into my engine bay.",
"Oh no worries I know lol. That's a good idea lol I usually just lift myself up."
] | 57 |
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Working on the car.
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/r/pics/comments/7nwbdw/i_cant_believe_people_do_this/
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[
"Talk to the manager of whatever business holds the lease. He or she will have authority to have this shitty little corolla towed.",
"What is the marked section used for?",
"I can. ",
"It's space next to a handicapped parking spot. It's an area allocated to allow access for a wheelchair ramp that comes out of the side of a van so that people can get in and out of their vehicles easily. If you look on the rear view mirror on the car on the left, you can see a handicapped parking tag, so that's the spot for which this area was designated.",
"It's alright, they only popped in for a second. ",
"You can't believe that people are inconsiderate? ",
"Why not? People are garbage!",
"to play devil's advocate, the lines are REALLY faded and it looks wet out. Judging from what's pictured, it looks fairly full. It could be they honestly just thought they got a good spot and didn't see the lines. Don't get me wrong, the owner could be a real douchecanoe and has all his fucks on layaway, but it could just be an honest mistake.",
"There's a goddamned photo of it. Better believe it I guess. ",
"Where is yellow used as handicapped parking? Yellow is used for short term parking and blue is handicapped in the US. "
] | 10 |
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I can’t believe people do this
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/r/pics/comments/7nwbsl/its_my_cake_day_here_is_corporate_art_that_looks/
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[
"Placed there by an employee so when the boss hears anyone saying what an asshole he is, they have a good backup if he asks.",
"Dare you to sneak and color some pink on there. ",
"And stick on a bit of tp"
] | 3 |
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It's my cake day. Here is corporate art that looks like an asshole. Love me, please.
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/r/pics/comments/7nwc8e/my_plane_flew_over_this_power_plant_yesterday_and/
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[
"Things throwing some serious shade on its neighbors. ",
"I dunno, looks creepy to me. \nLike Mr. Burns' Springfield or what... ",
"You got a fucking plane? That's more cool. ",
"Dropping Mylta Power?",
"AEP's [Rockport Generating Station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockport_Generating_Station)",
"Awesome! My friends and I were trying to figure this out. ",
"There is a ridiculous amount of steam coming out of the stack. Seems like they have a tube leak in the boilers."
] | 7 |
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My plane flew over this power plant yesterday and I thought it was cool.
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/r/pics/comments/7nwc9v/my_dad_caught_a_keeper_the_week_before_christmas/
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[
"For a second, I thought he had a sideways goatee. Ouch. ",
"Those are some brows... Geez",
"Did he hook himself or was there another hooker involved",
"Hooked himself, his lure got stuck in the jetty so he gave the line a good pull and it came flying out and got caught in his chin"
] | 4 |
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My dad caught a keeper the week before Christmas
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/r/pics/comments/7nwdn5/a_little_bit_of_sacrifice_makes_the_relationship/
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[
"This is the equivalent of: \n\nWhere do you want to eat?\n\nI don't care.\n\nHow bout here?\n\nI don't like the seats...\n\n...OK...How's'about Place B\n\n...I guess...\n\nWell where do you want to go?\n\nYou know I like \"Place C\" \n\nGreat, C it is.\n\n\"God I hate how this place is laid out, and the salads? I mean really? Ugh..I wish you took me to \"Place B\"\n\nB-B-Buuuut...At least the fish is nice?\n\nI hate fish!\n\n:^|",
"Jay from Modern Family had it right. Got his wife some fluffy Minnie Mouse slippers for when her feet inevitably lost the battle to women's shoes",
"Fuck all that. If our plan is to walk around town all day checking out shop after shop, and my girl isn’t smart enough to wear comfortable shoes, tough tits ",
"It’s alright babe, I’ll catch Hep-C cause you’re shoes are dumb. ",
"There's a fine line one must walk. Occasionally spoiling your loved one: good. Being expected to spoil your loved one: bad. ",
"ITT: the most chivalrous men of reddit disagree with a state of affairs.",
"I assumed they've been out till morning. She went to put her shoes on after crashing at a mates for a few hours but her feet were too sore from wearing ridiculous but \"omg these make me look so cute\" shoes. ",
"I'd buy her a new pair of shoes and then slowly steal her change until I made up for the cost ",
"Isn’t walking a fine line easier barefoot?",
"Are we still doing the feminist equality thing or only sometimes?",
"I bet he told her this was going to happen and she promised him it wouldn't happen this time. ",
"I mean isn’t there an H&M close by??? Lol good thing they wear the same size...",
"All of the world's problems can be solved wearing the correct shoes.",
"God level boyfriending",
"So...what this looks like to me, is that she had the heels on and he had the gymshoes, but this made her way taller than him...so she took off the heels and put his shoes on instead, so they'd be even height.",
"Mens feet don't have nerve endings, Women's heels have more than are under your Molar.",
"How do we know that they are not his shoes and he decided to take them off?",
"Chance this dude wears 6 inch heels is pretty low though....also women don't wear gymshoes unless they are running.",
"> Being a doormat\n\nWhat is it when a Man makes his female spouse \"The doormat\"? Oh Yeah grounds for Divorce via \"Prolonged mental abuse/anguish\".\n\nThat said, as a guy, when I'm with a chick I would definitely prefer to be the \"More Uncomfortable\" one, be it cold, rain, snow, hunger, thirst or any want, but in this case I'm sorry me duckie. You put the shoes on, I won't ask for your sandals because I brought my Steel-toe boots to the beech, don't ask for my shoes cause your heels hurt. I will give you my coat in a second, or help you over a big puddle, but I didn't pick those shit shoes.",
"How great would it be if he Strapped them on (Whilst stretching them) and trotted around head as high as a Golden Retriever saying \"These are pretty grand, I like the arches. and the heels pop my calves out.\"\n\nTIL: Plural of the Calf Muscle is also Calves, like baby cows",
"Or the dumb bitch should have planned to dress like a responsible adult and the guy needs to grow a pair.",
"That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about neurology to be sure",
"“So it’s my fault you got for style and not comfort. Ok”",
"It was nothing but a jape, As in Men's feet like Hobbits, feel no pain where as the Dainty Female foot, who chose to wear uncomfortable footwear, is much more sensitive. \n\n",
"Yeah, I know. My reply was meant to be a lighthearted quip as well\n\n\n^^^we've ^^^ruined ^^^it\n",
"Ahhhw :( \n\nAt least it was ours to ruin.",
"Who wears their sneakers without socks though. \n\n",
"Who tf doesn't wear socks ",
"Fuck all that. If our plan is to walk around town all day checking out shop after shop, and my girl isn’t smart enough to wear comfortable shoes, tough tits",
"That episode of Friends when Monica bought that expensive pair of boots that hurted her feet. ",
"swear to god one of the first questions i'm going to ask on dates from now on is: do you own a decent pair of boots? ",
"she told him not to wear those shoes, she was sensible and wore trainers. ",
"she told him not to wear those shoes, she was sensible and wore trainers. ",
"I can tell you guys, after doing things like this for my wife for the last 32 years, it comes back to you in so many, pleasurable ways.\nbut by all means, be a selfish, self centered, insecure prick, im sure she will appreciate your manly attitude. ",
"You have no shoes and need to walk through the city. Do you: \nA) just wing it, socks are cheap to replace \nB) take off your socks also, because walking in no shoes is weird but walking in socks is mentally unstable level of crazy and people will give you looks",
"People walking without shoes."
] | 36 |
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A little bit of sacrifice makes the relationship last longer
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"Yikes",
"This makes me wildly uncomfortable.",
"What’s it used for?"
] | 3 |
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Here is something I’ve never though about before. Frozen eggs.
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/r/pics/comments/7nwgrp/vampire_in_real_life/
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[
".....hmm",
"I love her smile. ",
"Pretty sure you meant \"crazy person irl\" since vampires aren't real and anyone who thinks they are one would be certifiably crazy.",
"She looks fangtastic ",
"It's so dark you can't see the 200 cats this lady must have.",
"Would still smash."
] | 6 |
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Vampire in real life
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/r/pics/comments/7nwi4a/while_signing_autographs_someone_handed_david/
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[
"Sorry I don't follow but that is a very cool photo. ",
"So did he end up signing the baby or not?",
"No he took the baby, so it can begin it's training at the age of 3.25 years of age. ",
"So did he just walk off with someones baby?\n\n",
"\"Motherfuckers got me holding a god damn white baby during the fucking national anthem, god fucking dammit\"",
"They don't call him Big Papi for nothin'.",
"Dad: Hey David I bet my wife that my son can fall asleep if she sings the national anthem \n\nDavid: Say no more.",
"Cool pic. One of those rare pics that's \"very American\" in a good way.",
"GRAND SLAM!\n",
"Left hand over his heart SMH",
"Someone wanted a picture of their baby and him. Before the picture could be taken the national anthem started playing so he held the baby during the song. ",
"sorry, I meant I don't know who the player is. ",
"David Ortiz is a former baseball player for the Boston Red Sox (he retired in 2016). He is an icon in the city.",
"Big Papi, Little Baby",
"He's got a real /r/thisismylifenow expression on his face.",
" KAEPERNICK WOULDA KNELT ON THAT BABY!!! Arghhhhhh!!",
"I hope he doesn't get hungry and confuse that baby for some mofongo.",
"I lol’d take my upvote ",
"You're so right, Dominican born ball players shouldn't show patriotism, period! \n\nBoo on you David Ortiz!\n\n#/s",
"Which is actually a little late for a Dominican player.",
"IIRC, his attitude is more along the lines of, \"this country lets me play a game and make millions - I'm not going to act like a dickburn and kneel during its anthem.\" ",
"Shoulda put the baby over his heart",
"Absolutely ma'am I'd love to sign your baby",
"Well usually they start at the age of 3.25 years of age of age. But if he's of age then he's of age of age to start and that's the age of age he'll start.",
"And a Gentleman, and an American.",
"Even as a Yankees fan, I always loved Big Papi.",
"Department of Redundancy Department",
"The country doesn't \"let\" him do shit, he got where he is today through his own hard work and dedication.",
"That baby's name? Tom Brady.",
"Which is one of the defining principles of our country that you can do really cool stuff based on your ambitions and merits. It’s called freedom. ",
"Redundancy is redundant.",
"And a Scholar.",
"That was fucking amazing.",
"Arod got busted several times in numerous different schemes. ",
"$100%",
"And my axe?",
"I wish I could line up my beard that perfectly. That is some glorious razor work. ",
"I never understood why people give their babies to complete strangers just because they're famous. So weird.\n",
"And someday, 20 years from now when he is a Senator... FOX news will break a story about him cupping an underage girls buttocks during the national anthem while holding he left hand over his heart. /s\n\nMASSACHUSETTS FUCKING LOVES YOU DAVID ORTIZ! THANK YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!",
"And he hates telephones ",
"I love it when they call him big papi",
"DAMN RIGHT!",
"Guy from Boston area here.. I'm not much into baseball, but I remember [this](https://youtu.be/u6JDF1Prrqk) speech he gave shortly after the marathon bombing in 2013.. it was a little controversial because he dropped the f-bomb, but I think most of us from around here were cool with it in light of what had happened.. he was a tremendous hitter and he played a huge role in the Sox winning the world series a few times. ",
"He doesn't smoke blunts if they're rolled sloppy.",
"Papi’s never actually tested positive. ",
"I’m a Red Sox fan and I teared up when Jeter retired on a walk off so I understand. ",
"Why, who do you give your baby to?",
"https://gfycat.com/ComplexObedientArgusfish",
"do you think the stranger is gonna spike the baby or something?",
"lmao i wanted to run in here and find the idiot who doesn't know how cameras work LMAO\n\nyou see how the buttons are on the right side of his shirt? that means through the magic of film....it got reversed.\n\n\nnice try on the hate though.",
"!redditgarlic",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, fr0stbyte124!**](https://i.imgur.com/dYGNvmR.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/fr0stbyte124 has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/supchix) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"This way the baseball player will not foster connections to family or to their past life, firmly accepting the ways and teachings of the Jedi",
"I mean, do you want a random baby shoved into your hands with everyone staring and expecting you to spontaneously do something cute and picture-worthy with this sudden writhing mass? I imagine it gets old and annoying real quick.",
"Don't Fuck with Boston and God Bless America ",
"I just understand that human interaction isn't scary so im fine with it.",
"If it was his right hand it would be reached across a peck and on the other peck covering his heart. But it’s not, telling you it’s his left hand on his heart. Or maybe his right hand but not covering the heart.I mean I don’t really care but just wanted to point it out and people gettin butthurt.",
"Who doesn’t?",
"Bullshit you can. Not more than many countries. ",
"> expecting you to spontaneously do something cute and picture-worthy\n\nThey say this like it is hard to do that with a baby. No matter what state a baby is in, crying, shitting, sleeping, sitting quietly, or cooing softly is a perfect time to get a photo with a baby. Future people will see that photo and think \"yep, that's a famous guy holding your baby.\" Rarely do you get such a treat as this kind of photo though.",
"What if it was Adam Jones holding the baby?",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, fr0stbyte124!**](https://i.imgur.com/dYGNvmR.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/fr0stbyte124 has received garlic 2 times. (given by /u/IHATEFRANK) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"Didn't realize the baseball season started in January this year...",
"https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/when-it-comes-to-david-ortiz-ped-talk-should-be-very-very-limited/amp/",
"Absolutely true. But if it were possible elsewhere, he'd be there. So there's that."
] | 65 |
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While signing autographs, someone handed David Ortiz their baby just as the National Anthem began to play
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[
"They all taste like sour.",
"Are you serious? or mentally delayed?",
"Yes, I never eat the orange/green. "
] | 3 |
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Did you know sour gummy worms are flavored?
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/r/pics/comments/7nwmea/rules_for_skiersgreat_rules_for_life_too/
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[
"Shop smart, shop S.Mart",
"Hey, what ski resort is that?",
"Alpine Meadows in Lake Tahoe. ",
"Oh, I thought it was a ski resort I had recently been to. The sign is the same as one I saw in front of a terrain park there. Would you recommend this resort?",
"Yes, I would. It’s fun and challenging. "
] | 5 |
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Rules for skiers...great rules for life, too!
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/r/pics/comments/7nwmku/aerial_shot_of_crown_pool/
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[
"I believe that is Vinnie Paul's house. (Drummer for Pantera and other lesser bands)",
"I believe it is a coon-ass in Louisiana ",
"Does \"coon-ass\" ever apply to someone who can afford a house like that?",
"You must not be familiar with the oil industry ",
"Ha!"
] | 5 |
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Aerial - Shot of Crown pool
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/r/pics/comments/7nwnez/it_snowed_today_for_the_first_time_in_22_years_in/
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[
"Did society come to a crashing halt?",
"Live in Savannah, liquor store is closed. Can confirm.",
"It snowed 6 years ago in south ga. ",
"how many people died on the roads there?",
"LOL! It never gets old watching those in the SE U.S freakout over a bit of snow. When I was a kid in the late 1970s I spent some time in my Uncle's home. One day they got MAYBE 1/2 inch of the white stuff, the roads were just wet, not icy.\n\nSchools were closed, all the news was about the storm and the dangerous conditions on the roads.\n\nBeing from Colorado, I was unimpressed."
] | 5 |
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It snowed today for the first time in 22 years in South Georgia
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[
"She’s going to be full too after eating two burgers!",
"I wish I could eat that shit again.",
"I'm pickle chick!!",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!",
"REPOST",
"And looking at you like, \"what the fuck are you doing?\"",
"Fackin pickled khed"
] | 7 |
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She’s pickled.
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"How much post processing went into this?",
"Location please?",
"r/HumanForScale",
"Sweet forcefield bro",
"We all float down here",
"An ice cave. At sunset.",
"Whaa?",
"r/forbiddensnacks",
"HE SAAAAAIIIID IN A CAVE AT SUNSET!!",
"Oh ok. In a sunset at a cave. Thanks guys ",
"So you are Saying it's fake?",
"(comes running down the icey tunnel)\n\n(slips on ice)\n\n(hits head)\n\n(holds it for a few minutes)\n\n(comes running down again)\n\n(Out of breath)\n\nAN*",
"An ice cave *",
"None, it's all real.",
"On earth, probably somewhere cold.",
"Looks more like a glacial cave than an ice cave.",
"Iceland.",
"Woops! Too bad I can't fix the title.",
"I suppose that's right. ",
"*Icecave sunsetland",
"It looks like the inside of a burrito wrapper! ",
"Someone's about to fill their suit inventory *all the way up* in No Man's Sky.",
"Which ice cave is this? Would love to visit",
"gives new meaning to the allegory of the cave.",
"Woa",
"I was gonna guess that, I wanna go there so bad",
"Possibly a little ‘refined’.",
"We all make mistakes It’s a beautiful photo",
"A icehole",
"a forking icehole",
"It looks like the inside of pennywise’s throat",
"It really is a nice cave.",
"Is it real or PS? It looks so nice and bright. I wish I could go sit there and spend my early mornings to soak that sun in.",
"Thank you for your sacrifice.",
"Once. ",
"Someone please make a 1080 wallpaper of this <3",
"That’s a nice cave. ",
"thanks",
"Beautiful",
"Whoops*",
"Space Bee Hive",
"GOD DAMN IT!",
"Wow ... more like a mined crystal tunnel. But this is awesome in its own right",
"Can't wait for the Augmented Reality implant that turns up the saturation on reality. Reality has become boring. ",
"Came here to late sadly.",
"@cincycavegirl (insta name) had a similar experience at a cave in Arizona! "
] | 47 |
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Sunset in a Ice Cave
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"Now if only anyone else knew what the hell we're looking at",
"Idk",
"OP, you're killing us. What the hell does this mean?",
"So far all I got is: a sink with water (possibly soapy), a load of toilet paper laid out on top of the water to create a skin/film and that blue ball necklace... \n\nIs this shitty voodoo?",
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"Amazing! How long did those take to draw?",
"Way to go, keep up the good work!",
"I can't remember the first, the 2nd took 20 hours or around about there and the most recent took a a few weeks. ",
"Thank you!",
"Three one on the left looks like a police composite sketch, right looks like an amateur artist, the middle looks like a freaking photograph! Great job!\n",
"Damn. That's incredible. ",
"Why only pix of Walter ?",
"I was hoping the my latest portrait ( the right ) would be the best aha",
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"Cheers!",
"I think it is",
"2014 - *\"police need your help to identify a potential dangerous man\"* \n\n\n\n2017 - *\"I am the danger\"* ",
"Did you read up/research/ practice concepts or did you just keep drawing and improve to this point? I know those aren't mutually exclusive, just curious to know how you got so good! ",
"Holy shit! I had to comment. Great job.\n\nI’ve been looking into getting a hyper-realistic tattoo and the middle drawing gives some of the best artists I’ve looked up a run for their money. Idk how you could work it out to sketch for tattoo people but I’d pay to have that kind of thing inked haha.\n\nWeather it’s for money or for fun, best of luck on your creative endeavors!",
"You even added the little change in refraction in his glasses. So. Much. Detail.",
"Keep improving like this and in a few years you will be the best artist ever.",
"The middle one looks the best, you should have stopped practicing after that one",
"A bit of both. When I first started and even now, I watched a lot of video tutorials and read blogs from my favourite artists. I practised an awful amount and spent everyday drawing. I got work critiqued online and through my peers in college, this pushed me to want to further improve. The key with drawing, painting, whatever it is, is to practice, study and speak to like minded people that can give you a clear direction. ",
"Did you take any classes or is was it self-taught and tons of practice? ",
"I should probably state that the left is a drawing I did in 2014, the middle was one I did at the start of the year and the right is a portrait I completed last month. ",
"u/BurchScribbles is currently doing tattooing work i believe. He does amazing portraits. if you're interested hit him up!",
"I was hoping the right ( The latest) would be the best. The middle portrait has incorrect proportions and the detail is lacking. ",
"I guess watching YouTube videos and reading books and blogs counts as self taught? ",
"Thank you for noticing!",
"Thank you!",
"Middle and right are both stunning. More like different styles than different skill levels. Kudos to you. ",
"Awesome job mate!",
"[Impressive](https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r.jpg)",
"Incredible! \n\nThe detail in the mustache and goatee (in the middle one) makes it look like a photograph. I also love the way you captured the shattered ding in his eyeglasses in your latest one. \n\nI'm really impressed with your skills. Just wow!!",
"Thanks man, appreciate it",
"Beautiful stuff. Encouraging too. It helps to see people picking up skills like this in adulthood.",
"I legitimately thought that middle one was a picture of Walt for comparison. I was making a shit joke lol",
"I think the detail on picture on the right is overdone to the point where it actually detracts from the image and makes some of the surfaces appear to be made of the wrong material. For example, the texture of the nose more closely resembles a brain or an orange peel than it does skin.\n\nEdit: Replied to wrong comment. ",
"i love the attention to detail on the upper lip, must have taken you forever. ",
"It took 3 hours.",
"The one on the right is so crazy from the nose down. the shirt, the mouth, etc. all of it is crazy. Something weird about the white around the eyes and on the forehead. The one in the middle is incredible.",
"I think the *technique* is better on the right one, but the *composition* is better on the middle one (especially the light-sourcing).",
"THIS IS AMAZING!!!! ",
"WTF, I thought that the middle was photography as an inspiration for the left and the right portrait. It’s amazing!!",
"I think it's the background that's making the middle one look the best to me.",
"awesome progress in a short time, i'd do the same thing but 3 *whole years*?\n\n*flips remote*",
"I think the one in the middle is the best of the three. The one on the right almost looks like you tried to hard to add minute detail. With a cursory glance I would think the middle is a photo.",
"Did you go blind in that time? You didn’t even draw any chin hair on the last one. *psh*\n\nSeriously though. Holy shit. I thought the second one was just a picture separating the two drawings at first. Well fucking done.",
"Classic Napoleon ",
"Do you do drawings for income? I ask because I had a drawing made of my daughter when she was very young and I'd like to have another done now (she's 17). If so, could you either post or DM me a price for just a shoulders-up drawing like the one shown?",
"this just in! if you do something for awhile youll probably get better at it!",
"Really amazing progress, but the middle one here is definitely the best. Part of it is that the reference photo has more dynamic light in the middle, but also the details on the most recent one are a little off, almost like a photo that’s been over sharpened. All in all, not a bad problem to have.",
"3 years?! That's a crazy jump in quality in such a short time...",
"How did you learn how to draw?",
"It’s all in the eyes. Fantastic work!!",
"wow! well done!",
"Yo Mr. White!! \n\nAwesome improvement! Makes me want to get back into drawing. Was there anything you followed to help you improve? Drew portraits every day or switched it up?",
"Incredible work! keep it up!",
"Very much improved, well done",
"i thought the middle one was an actual photo got comparison omg nice job!",
"It's probably the lighting, but the wrinkles/contours on your latest work looks almost too exaggerated.",
"Oh shit I thought the middle one was your reference photo.",
"The right one has more details than real life. The middle one is closer to real than the right. This is a drawing style of course, both are absolutely gorgeous drawings!\n\nPS: I mean the details in the skin. I just zoomed in on the glasses, the detail there is great! The skin under the glasses, for example, doesn't have lines that are this visible in real life. It is up to you if you want to exaggerate those details, it is all up to you, of course.\n\nPPS: I am not a expert in this in drawing.",
"I genuinely thought the one in the middle was a photograph",
"/r/restofthefuckingowl",
"The one in the middle is the best one so far! Keep it up! ",
"Very nice little skull . Great prigress. ",
"Very nice. Exceptional. I think the last two are of similar quality as far as technique however I believe the middle one (2nd picture) is far stronger compositionally than the image on the right. What is the medium? Graphite? ",
"I thought the middle was an image of him, to campare with two drawings. ",
"Amazing work. Inspiring even. I need to bring this level of dedication to any of my many hobbies..\n\nOut of curiosity, what scale are these drawings? I can't really fathom that level of detail work if it's all small scale (like, A4 / letter sort of arena)",
"What did you do to improve?",
"Wut?!... Hold up... I legit thought the middle one was a reference photo... until I zoomed in. Fucking ay, y'all got skills.",
"I thought the middle one was a reference photo.. Maybe for people not familiar with breaking bad.. Holy moly.. ",
"I suck at drawing. The one of the left look like it was drawn by a professional artist, the one on the right looks like a pic, and the one in the middle looks like Walter White is standing right in front of me.\n\n",
"Really cool. Weirdly the middle piece sticks out. ",
"This is all coming from someone who can't draw stick people but: the one on the right has a lot less shading and thus looks less real. It looks a lot flatter than the middle one.\n\nThe facial hair is also damn good and the middle portrait has a lot more of it.",
"Composition and lighting should be credited to the [photographer](http://images.amcnetworks.com/blogs.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bb-S4-bio-Walt.jpg) and not OP",
"Wow! The change in your drawing is truly Amazing! What's funny/sad is that I could get a fraction as good as you were before you even started really trying! My stick men are terrible!",
"Am I the only one who thinks the 2016 drawing trumps their 2017 drawing?!",
"Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.Life is an art of drawing without an eraser",
"you could have stopped after the second one I was already maximum impressed",
"Quick improvement considering the start of the year was only 3 days ago",
"The one in the middle is more appealing to me for some reason. But got Dayum they look good. Even the first one is amazing to me though hahahah. Very Impressive OP!",
"That escalated quickly...",
"I like the one in the middle the best.",
"Wow good job. Such a big improvement.",
"You were alright, then you suddenly got really great and then you kinda petered off",
"Wow man your progress is incredible. How many drawings did you do between like a billion? haha",
"Damn I thought the middle one was a photo for comparison. Impressive! ",
"The one in the center is a more accurate likeness but you appear to be beginning to develop your own style in the one in the right so that’s definitely positive. ",
"The first one reminded me of Tobias Funke with hair ",
"The middle looks the most like a photo.",
"Hell yeah",
"about 3 hours I would guess ",
"Love these!! Amazing work. There’s clear technical improvement even between the middle and right one (even though the middle is also *stunning* and probably the most appealing one to look at). The proportions, contrast, and attention to detail. Just wonderful. You rock!",
"You are attempting a joke, right?",
"me thinks that's the photo, these are based on.",
"No way. The middle drawing is by far the best. Composition, shading and detail are on point. Maybe it's the lack of background on the right that turns me off, but I don't like it as much. ",
"I believed him until I zoomed in and saw the signature on his chin",
"Is that not a reference photo in the middle?",
"Wait... the middle one isn't a photo reference? You drew that?! o_o",
"Should have stopped practicing at the start of the year!\n\nAll kidding aside, you're an incredible artist. None of us calling the middle better could do any better than the left. Keep it up!",
"Aparently not. I thought the same.. damned impressive.",
"I refuse to believe you drew the second one. 🐸",
"Hoooooolllyyyyyyy shiiiiiiittttttt... my mind just fucking exploded... that is amazing",
"I like the second one the most. Has more of a vibe to it. Third one is a bit overworked and looks a bit mechanical. Bloody great work though. Well done to you friend. ",
"BTK Killer to Walter White in just three steps ",
"\"Looks like you improved\"\n\n\"You're goddamn right.\"",
"I really thought the middle one was a photo to demo the intention of the drawings to the left and right of it. Your latest is overworked. It is possible to pick at something TOO much. Take it easy with yourself. Don’t get so wrapped up in the tiniest details without keeping the bigger picture in mind. “Can’t see the forest for the trees” and all that.",
"Man it would've been a wild ride if the left drawing wasn't the one from 2014. Like you just did acid all of 2015 and that was the result. ",
"That is incredible",
"You’ve kept up with his wrinkles. ",
"Nice work I mean you went from mugshot artwork to human photocopier all within 3 years. Should email these to Bryan Cranston though given his popularity who knows if he will ever see these.",
"Impressive improvement over the course of 3 years. How did you do it? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the old axiom of \"you can do anything you set your mind to\" is false. However, the vast improvement from the first to (what I assume is) the second drawing, leads me to believe you probably have had a natural talent for art that had little to do with the amount of work you put in. That said, you're probably going to tell me I'm wrong and that it was pure hard work and elbow grease that did it. Since I'm unable to dispute what you say, I'd have to concede in that case, but I believe most people who look at this would agree that it appears as if you either took a very good art class, and that you are the second coming of Leonardo De'Vinci, or you're bullshitting by presenting random people's drawings of Heisenberg (a very prolific character in pop culture, no doubt drawn and posted on the internet by a large number of people), as your own. Either way I am skeptical. You are one of the most naturally talented sketch artists that I've ever seen, or you're full of shit. Which is it?",
"I don't think many people could recreate the lighting in a photograph very well. Credit to the photographer and to OP",
"You’re the man now dawg. ",
"2 looks the best\n",
"Very nice! Drawing every day is definitely the key.",
"This is all my own work. The middle drawing did take a long time, but not nearly as much as my current piece and that's because its not as detailed or as large. I don't believe talent exists, only practice and understanding. Some people learn quicker than others. I've seen many improve in under a year, so its not impossible. I would never post other people's work and claim it as my own, in fact I've called many people out for doing this. If you were to look through my reddit history you shall see more of my work. ",
"huh\n\nThe fact that it's easy to recreate things from a reference photo is the entire reason artists use reference photos\n\nunless I'm misreading what you're saying because it's late that is an absurd statement",
"Wow. ",
"I thought you guys were all trying to troll but holy fuck.\n\nThere really is the signature on the chin in the middle drawing. Wtf. It right below his lip on the right side. ",
"Middle one looks the absolute best, bar none. I thought the middle was the most recent and you had just positioned them in abnormal order. Then I read the comments.\n\nFantastic progression from 2014 though, Jesus.",
"Fair enough. Did a bit of research, and I couldn't find anything that suggests you're lying about this being your work. My default position is still skeptical, this is the internet after all. However, if you are the person who drew these (and at this point I'm more inclined to believe you than I initially was), awesome job on the drawings! They're nearly flawless. That's the problem, if something is too good to be true, it probably is. If you learned to do that in 3 years with (what you believe is) no natural talent, then you deserve some sort of award. Hell, even if you're bullshitting, you have you're bases covered so well that you'd still deserve an award for how thoroughly and expertly you have bullshitted everyone. Either way, we'll done sir!",
"There's plenty more where that came from...",
"\"Oh, big surprise. If you do something long enough you'll get better. Wow... I had no idea\". A statement uttered by those who don't want to do something long enough to get better at it, but also want to feel superior to those who are willing to put in the time. I should know, I've been guilty of saying this kind of shit many times. Trust me, you're better off working on building something of your own rather than marginalizing other people's attempts at building their own thing. If the man wants to show off his accomplishments, it doesn't mean you and I have the right to disparage him just because we haven't achieved in 20 years what he managed in 3. Whether it be an achievement in art, or any other skill set, it's still painful to see others progress faster than us. That's why we make comments like yours. After all, if we can't be extraordinary, no one can. Right?",
"How did yoi learn to improve your drawing? Is it practise or lessons?",
"I am a former professional photographer whose drawing skills are so poor, I would aspire to have the skill to do your 2014 version",
"I think the addition of more detail to the right-most drawing brought it back into the uncanny valley. Looking forward to your future drawings :)",
"Good job. Did anyone else think the one on the left looks eerily like Kevin Spacey?",
"excellent",
"From what I can see it looks like the third picture is probably much larger and more detailed then the one in the middle, and much more impressive to see in person, but \"lord.jpeg\" is the great equalizer here on the internet and larger composition factors are at play.\n\nThe middle one is more compelling for a few reasons. First and foremost the direction of the light. In the last picture the light seems to be coming directly from the front, lighting the subject completely evenly, which alone has the effect of flattening the subject. Couple that with the flat white background, and he's not anchored anywhere in a 3d space that is supposedly sharing the same light source. It is even, apparently, the brightest part of the page, making the flat void one big \"highlight\". The viewers sense of perspective dissolves. \n \nContrasted to the middle one. There's.. well.. more contrast. not just between the left of his face and the right, but between foreground and background. The light strikes the face with intention , and the shadows grow deeper as the space draws farther back with the shadows of the figures falling onto the background, signifying they physically share the same space as the single light source which lights them. Also, no tone in the background is brighter then the highlights of the face, which helps push the face forward out of the space it occupies. \n \nBeyond how the light physically informs the space of the character it also is thematically important for how we see the character. The uneven lighting and deep shadows tie into the drama and darkness that is the intensity of his stare, which is directed straight out at the viewer. \n \nWhich, (yes I know I use the word \"which\" a lot) brings me to the third point, framing. The second picture is a drawing of his face, while the third is a drawing of his head. The second picture shows us an emotion charged expression that is deadly and inescapable. The frame is held taught around his face giving us nothing to look at except his piercing stare. The third... shows us how much hair he's lost. Literally half of the frame is his scalp. The rule of thirds is a pretty good rule. Both drawings are supposed to show the same piercing stare, but since his eyes are below the center line of the frame we get the feeling that we are physically above him in the third upsetting the power balance between the viewer and the subject, cause we know that if he tires to jump over us we can cut off his arms and legs with a lightsaber. \n \n",
"He enrolled in art school. The first one was something he did in high school before entering. Anyone who doesn't improve that much after 3 years in a fine arts program at a university wasted their time in art school.\n\nSource: 4 years in art school.",
"Looks like one of the police sketches those dude's he touched are going to have drawn up. \n\nAllegedly. ",
"Great improvement but the first picture was clearly a quick sketch and not a time intensive piece like the other. Not fair to compare! Either way fantastic work! ",
"2014 - sketch isn't that bad.\n\n2015/16 - wow that is a nice sketch.\n\n2017 - cool picture.",
"> The fact that it's easy to recreate things from a reference photo is the entire reason artists use reference photos\n\nBut most people ***aren't*** artists. Therefore, it is not absurd to state that many people are not capable of recreating the lighting in a photograph very well. Agreed?",
"Would you be the same artist that drew that amazing Dovahkitty set?\n\nHis spelling was Geersart",
"Cheers man, that's majorly encouraging ",
"I'm sorry but the one on the left is my favourite by far. Yeah sure the other ones look more \"realistic\" or whatever but the one on the left has balls. ",
"They are supposed to be eyes.",
"Any tips? Don't just tell me to draw everyday or I'll scream ",
"Can you recommend good videos and blogs?",
"It's the lighting and background – the latest one looks less natural than the middle one because of the light, flat background. I think if you even just filled the background with a flat black it will look as good or better than the middle one. They both look great!",
"It is absurdly easy to recreate the LIGHTING in a photograph - it's coming up with lighting on your own that's difficult. Recreating the lighting in a photograph is literally just involves looking at the light and shadow in an existing photograph and going \"huh, okay that's where that goes\". Coming up with your own (good) lighting requires fucktons of study and a thorough understanding of light logic. So...no. Lighting from a reference is something an amateur or even non-artist can do. That is the P O I N T of reference. ",
"How much of your progression would you say is learning technique vs learning to slow down? Does that make sense? I feel like so often I just rush through things. ",
"OMG that is amazing. Unbelievable. ",
"The lighting on the middle one is just so much cooler. And the under-eye wrinkles look like plastic in the most recent one, as does his nose. \n\nThe wrinkles above his eyebrows in the middle one look fine at what reddit has it scaled to here, then *really plastic* when it's scaled to 1366 pixels, then fine at full scale. Odd.",
"the right one would look better if the background wasn't white/grey. "
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"You and the 2 million other dollars donated ",
"Being close only counts in horsehoes.",
"That sucks. Easier to shrug it off if numbers are way off ",
"And hand grenades",
">Cash Value: MEGA$$"
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"Darn Applicans, taking all our jobs.",
"You say applicant, I say applican",
"Theyyyyy took our jerrrrrrrrrbs"
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"Maybe they come with very heavy and dense poop inside them. ",
"yeah, because that makes sense. ",
"Your FACE doesn't make sense! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!",
"Buuuuurn!"
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"[Bonus images, with a rainbow](https://imgur.com/a/DTigC)",
"It's cooler when there's a breeze and they make horizontal icicles.",
"Oh man, that sounds awesome",
"I'm pretty sure that's not all solid ice. There's probably a lamppost and some trees under some of it ",
"It may seem that way, but this is just ice. Nature is amazing",
"In that case I agree. Way to go nature! "
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What the mist from Niagara Falls does to the surrounding areas. That is all solid ice
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"Is he keeping his hair long to hide a receding hairline?\n\nEdit:also he looks a bit like [Beaker](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/09/article-0-192F2667000005DC-264_306x423.jpg) here.",
"Precisely. ",
"Huh. I always wondered why he had the haircut of a 2005 middleschool boy.",
"Stop making stupid people famous ",
"Well, I agree. I was hoping to expose his hairline and make it famous. ",
"> Stop making stupid people famous\n\n",
"That's just childish. ",
"ohhh my god you're right dude, people with receding hairlines are bad",
"Maby he took the break to go under hair transplant surgery."
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"Looks like a Lexus.",
"How much do you want for that plate?",
"Tesla + Lexus = Texas. \nYou just caught a glimpse of the brand new, top of the line Texas 3!!!",
"I wish it was mine to sell!!! I contemplated following it to obtain the plate but realized my lowly, fossil fuel guzzling dinosaur would be no match for the “Tesla 3’s” excellent range and speed."
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Brand New Tesla Kit Car!!!
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" That is just awesome!",
"r/pics is pretty vague",
"That's good enough for me\n\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw",
"I came to post this.",
"That's so unfunny that it's actually hilarious.",
"That was like a dad joke in a meme.",
"NOM NOM NOM",
"I work with preschoolers. What's your excuse?",
"The dad meme has been created!",
"I want credit for that lol",
"Excuse? I have spread the good word of Cookie Monster for years. His tale of struggle with his cookie addiction has brought many into the light. ",
"Yuck, imagine how soggy they must be",
"Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with sea.",
"Where can I get a wall sized version of this?",
"R is for Repost "
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"Great photo. Where is this taken from? ",
"I believe it's taken from Tokyo, Japan.",
"I meant what building?\n",
"Octagonal tower close on the right. 14th floor from roof. Window farthest right.",
"idk wtf you're talking about, but i am still interested."
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"I bet a lot of people have jerked off in there ",
"American cubicles terrify me for this reason. In the UK oftentimes you’ll even get a whole cubicle that’s a little room in restaurants etc like pizza express. I feel so exposed when I have to use a public loo in the states. ",
"You are shitting in the closet.\n",
"Maybe it's in the fitting room of a clothes store.",
"Plot twist: OP has been in jail since infancy. ",
"Congrats!"
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In my 30 years on this planet, this is the first toilet stall I've ever been in that you can't see in or out.
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"Jesus, spot on actually.",
"Yeah, it would also give more food to the people of north korea",
"I would fear skinny Jong",
"He would look like he could kill you with his bare hands.",
"This looks like the difference between a Pokemon villain Vs a YuGiOh villain.",
"And got a nose job",
"Mr steal yo girl on the right. \n\nMr steal ya plate on the left",
"That is oddly accurate.",
"Skinny Jong: \"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.\"",
" Juuntao?",
"The repost is strong with this one...maybe it's just my imagination.\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/72w87s/hmmm/\n\n",
"His dick would be more proportional to his body and he’d be less likely to try and compensate for his chodely demeanor ",
"3 months and different sub? That's not strong reposting, pretty common actually.",
"I'm sure they'll repost this one soon enough https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72yozs/the_real_slim_jongun_a_more_accurate/",
"http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/\n\nSame sub, exact same title...\n\n",
"Now can we make him fatter? ",
"Volde Jong Un ",
"I want someone to do a photoshop battle of skinny Jong Un versus skinny Trump.",
"He looks nothing like Jesus. How dare you!",
"LOL for a second I thought the other link was this one :P",
"Yeah, I probably shouldn't point it out if there's an actual person karmawhoring. It's the bots we need to focus on...",
"I'm still waiting for the poor to eat the rich.",
"10/10 observation ",
"Because the posturing, paranoid chubby guy with nuclear weapons running the prison camps and totalitarian police state isn't intimidating enough...",
"That’s probably how he sees himself. ",
"Damn, he has some big hands, or at least the skinny one does. Guess its all proportions and science stuff",
"Plump Jong: \"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to make a nice marinade fricassee.\"",
"I have a modest proposal for you...",
"Donald or Kim?",
"Nah, I'd just be expecting him to bust out some K-Pop",
"Pyongyang Style!",
"Both",
"Fuck off op",
"That was the poor eating their own children, no?",
"Brilliantly and swiftly done, Jon.",
"of course the Hound would dig this up",
"Oh, *I* don't think so.",
"why does he look like obama to me ?",
"[How about now?](https://i.imgur.com/Zn2D00A.jpg)",
"Hahaha",
"wipe yourself off...youre bleeding ",
"Looks like the villain in every chinese movie ever.",
"But he talks like a gentleman.",
"The same could probably be said for Trump",
"If you're intimidated by Korean young Elvis.....",
"Or a kame-hame-ha beam, if this pic is anything to go by.",
"Losing weight doesn't change bone structure. This isn't accurate at all.",
"Speak for yourself!",
"...and an ear job.",
"Looking at the skinny picture all I can think of is Shut up Wesley!",
"Just curious if you mean Pokemon= Large Kim and YuGiOh = Small Kim. Only reason I ask is I almost immediately thought small Kim looked kinda like [Giovanni](https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/0/03/USUM_Giovanni.png)",
"You're not wrong, but I was thinking more about someone like the hiker from red/blue",
"Oh gotcha, I guess I didn't think you meant one of those guys since you said villain but you're totally [right!](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Spr_RG_Hiker.png)",
"Funny that the left picture would be considered skinny compared to today's fatass KJU",
"Yeah, his nose is slightly smaller in the skinny one. And the eyebrows are way too low.",
"Listen, Supreme Leader, you want people to take you seriously? Lose some weight. You can’t rag on the Americans for being big and fat when you eat so much cheese that it damages your ankles.",
"But if he lost weight it would show that he cares about the future. Who would lose weight then jeopardize their life by starting a nuclear holocaust? If anything, Kim Jong-Un should get fatter and more bedraggled looking to show that he mustn't be fucked with.",
"Looks like a villain from Die Another Day.",
"*(Sinister brass-section sting)*",
"Why does he still have chubby hands? It’s kind of unsettling.",
"Wasn't that line delivered by a fat guy?\n\nEdit: [It was](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auric_Goldfinger#/media/File:Goldfinger_by_Gert_Fr%C3%B6be.jpg)",
"Whoa, he's rather handsome in the second picture. That feels weird!",
"There is a clear difference...",
"This post is super gay.",
"Creepy.",
"Slim jong un.",
"Time to put down the nuclear weapons and settle this with a duel in the shadow realm",
"Christ! Then their soldiers would be less malnourished and less likely to defect!\n\n\nOr maybe more *able* to defect.\n\n\nHmm. We need to think this one over.",
"Send him some cheese and embargo everything else. He'll have crippling gout within the fortnight. Well, probably the week, but \"fortnight\" sounds much cooler.",
"great repost! You going to wait to post to debunk that shows what he would really look like with his bone structure too?",
"Don't expect people to have read, much less understand the synopsis, of the things they reference. They're basically dumbass parrots just working on word-association.\n\nRAWK! CANIBALISM! RAWK! MODEST PROPSAL. RAWK! SMART! RAWK!",
"Looks like a villain from the Yakuza series",
"A shame too. Because I swear a skinny Kim Jong Un is exactly what was depicted in the original Homefront game's original trailer.",
"Repost from 98 days ago\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/",
"it wouldn't change his nose, no.",
"Must I see this post every week ?",
"I've read that he \"has to\" stay fat in order to resemble grandpa. Because apparently North Koreans are stupid and can't distinguish between a rotting corpse and a rotten brat. ",
"And a h..his hands, his hands are skinnier"
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"what kind of camera did you use to take this shot?",
"It was a Sony a7rii with a canon mp-e 65 macro lens. Used a twin head flash with home made diffusion on it too :)",
"nicely done!",
"Wow what a great shot! So cute!",
"Thanks :)",
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"Disney Springs?",
"Looks like creepy will smith"
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"Missing a drink in hand.",
"Tacticalneck and all",
"Dammit, Lana.",
"/u/logangrey123, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/logangrey123&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nxv2u/sterling_archer_in_the_flesh/?context=10\\))"
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"Wow, looks nice. Where was this photo taken?",
"Thanks! Newport Beach, Ca",
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"Nice shot! That chromatic aberration around the edges of the moon ( purple fringe) is most likely from your scope ( can also be from your camera lens) \nEither way it can be edited out with simple techniques. It’s gets worse the more you try to sharpen. ( I just posted one of my own so I could link it for you) https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7o10xs/moon_through_telescope_using_a_dslr/?st=JC0328MM&sh=d9ed3cad",
"Thanks :)\n\nWhat kind of telescope is that?",
"I used a sky watcher pro ED80mm with a Canon d40 in the back . "
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"Worlds most deadly apex predator, if it were real ",
"Would love to share when I have more. Unfortunately I'm only just starting, so the bear-eels, octosharks and girrions will have to wait.",
"I thought this was a hiporex "
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"Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. \n\nLOOISSSSSSSSS!!!",
"to fleshy",
"Did you just say \"Gators\" ?",
"“Do you want ants? This is how we get ants!”",
"Wearing one of his slightly darker black turtlenecks.",
"Tactleneck*",
"LANA!",
"You called my mother?",
"Back when I humored the thought of who would play Archer if they made a real-life movie, he was definitely my first choice. ",
"Damn, now I want some Eggs Woodhouse. ",
"Where'd you get your turtleneck, the turtleneck store? *idiots*",
"Archer playing the bongos ",
"I'm not saying I invented the turtleneck. But I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.",
"^^^phantom ^^^zone",
"I'm resisting the urge to call REPOST because you are an actual person, not a bot.\n\n",
"Mowp. Mowp.",
"Archer is basically an homage to 60s era spy shows like The Man from U.N.C.L.E.",
"Wouldn't be the same without the voice ",
"*SPLOOSH*",
"Someone was messing with me and told me he would be starring in a live action Archer film... I honestly believed him and never felt more crushed knowing it was a lie. ",
"Are we still doing phrasing?",
"Henry cavill is the hottest man i have seen(no homo).",
"Do you want Superman x Archer rule 34?\n\nBecause that’s how you get Superman x Archer rule 34",
"Mhh i don’t know, i have seen darker",
"Fuck it, dub the whole thing.",
"MARTHA!",
"To be fair, Archer was a homage to old 60s spy comedies like *The Man from U.N.C.L.E.*",
"... cause he is archer derp",
"Of course he does. This a clip from the live-action Archer movie they're making next year.",
"You do know all the Archer characters are modeled using real people? The Archer model is some photographer guy iirc. ",
"Do you want ants? ",
"Form last time this was posted someone dubbing over some clips from the Man from UNCLE trailer with audio from Archer.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uicJh3DcrqI&feature=youtu.be\n\n\n[Also side by side pic](http://i.imgur.com/93nxkSy.png) ",
"Yeah but Jon Hamm could pull it off better.",
"That's true..Just get Jon Benjamin to do the voice over :P",
"6 seasons and a movie!",
"Well... a few of the characters in Archer we're modeled after their voice actors, not all. [Case A: Archer and his voice H Jon Benjamin.]( http://www.militarypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/archer-620x310.jpg)",
"Yes of course, and I really enjoyed that film",
"Lets make it happen while the CGI’s still on the mustache. ",
"**WHAT!?**",
"*GOD DAMN IT CERIL! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT WHILE I'M HUNGOVER!*",
"I heard that rumor awhile back that it would star him and that the voice actor would actually still do the voice of Archer. A man can dream, right? ",
"I was allset to say \"yummy\" could you please pick another picture please",
"Looks like they may have kept the eye color, mouth, and nose. ",
"Someone needs to photoshop him holding up a finger while drinking from a bottle of scotch, and it’ll be perfect.",
"I mean sure, that makes sense.. as Malory Archer looks very similar to Jessica Walter and she is literally her voice. ",
"No, you took it for granted",
"Ha! I would watch that. ",
"It would be awesome if they did Archer with Henry Cavill and replaced all his lines with H. Jon Benjamin's voice!",
"No way! But on the other hand... should they make a real life movie? lol That never seems to go well..",
"just watch The Man From U.N.C.L.E.\n\nit's as close to ARCHER as you will probably get from Live Action.",
"Obviously ",
"Phantom Zone.",
"The dude from The Age of Innocence?",
"She wasn't, most of the models were friends and acquaintance of the production team.\n\nThis is a good read, enjoy:\nhttp://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models/slideshow/1/",
"Henry Cavill lip-syncing to H. Jon Benjamin voice dubbing? I could get behind this.\n\nEdit: autocorrect",
"I agree. The idea is funnier than what the reality might be.",
"Yes but they also used non-voice actors for the others. I seem to recall reading that Pam is based on an antique shop owner or something.",
"Have you seen Mr. Right? ",
"Also no homo, but he totally is. ",
"I heard tell the show's creator laughingly admitted he would only do a live action version of Archer if Jon Hamm did it with H. Jon Benjamin's voice inserted. \n\nPlease let this happen. ",
"You know what would be cool? A live action Archer movie. ",
"I wonder how many did what I did and downvoted this because obviously it's supposed to be \"Danger Zone\", and then did a mental double take, promptly changing it to an upvote.",
"They'd cast Amy Schumer as Pam, and that would kill the whole fucking thing.",
"honestly. he has the eyes, and the smug face. send him to the jim and give a really good toupet, and you get cloce enough in m opinion. i mean.... the voice does it all",
"Sploosh! Or whatever my equivalent is, which I guess is still sploosh... with semen. ",
"Looks like he's trying to spread awareness about the debilitating effects of tinnitus in this picture. ",
"At this point I'd expect him to say Martha Martha Martha",
"Would it be possible to hook John Benjamin up with the rock to train him so he gets super ripped and then give him a wig? Maybe set it in the future when Archer is older?",
"I'm sad so few people I know have seen this film, and shun the opportunity to see it when I offer. \n\nWhenever I break something or make a mistake which requires something to be thrown out, I always say the, \"They had soft bones\" line. My wife still tells me to stop. ",
"I gotta admit that the guy is pretty much manliness and hotness personified. Look at that jaw. That manly yet hairline. Those eyes. That physique. Damn\n\nIf I was a girl I would totally be all over him.\n\n\nuuuuuh, no homo.",
"Wait, so you're telling me....",
"I think H. Jon Benjamin's voice is a necessity to depict Archer. It's dripping with the sarcasm necessary to help audience truly understand how jaded he is due to his upbringing.\n\nI just can't see Cavill pulling that aspect off. But if we are talking about looks, 100%, he has it.",
"Anyone got a side by side? (Don't want it enough to do it myself. I don't even watch Archer)",
"RAMPAAAAGE!",
"DANGER ZONE!!!",
"As much as I would love to see a live action Archer, I can't imagine anyone else replicating H. Jon Benjamin's voice. ",
"He said slightly",
"Just watched this movie again last night. I really hope they do a sequel!",
"Do you want an Archer live action film staring Henry Cavill? Because that's how you get an Archer live action film starring Henry Cavill.",
"Or Matt Bomer",
"I think one is scheduled for next year",
"Phrasing?",
"Ohhhh if this isn’t true I’m going to be so peeved at you.",
"RUSEV!",
"STILL A NAZI.",
"Mother!",
"For real? ",
"So what if... they did a \"live action\" movie or extended episode.. but done in rotoscope and John Benjamin still did the voice while Henry Cavill did the action.. eh?",
"Jon Hamm is always the person I see playing Archer in real life, with Mr, Benjamin's voice. So I approve.",
"If you look up \"man from uncle 2\" on Google then it will come up with a bunch of articles from April 2017 saying it's being written. I must have seen the 2019 release date somewhere else",
"What a ridiculously good looking man he is.",
"He has the look, but if H Jon Benjamin isn't doing the voice, Jon Hamm might be flippant enough to pull it off. ",
"..You serious, Clark? ",
"Oh wow, just watched the trailer. I'm mad I've slept on this movie. This looks like something I'll _love._",
"Be careful, the cap falls off for like no reason. ",
"*H",
"Even his partner acts like Barry and other barry. It works too perfectly ",
"That's because Sterling Archer looks like blue-eyed Superman.",
"I could get down with some live action archer. Feel like it would have a very kingsman vibe ",
"But that’s in two ye..... never mind ",
"It’s fantastic.",
"How feels the day after a full body workout",
"Tell me he does not look like that goddamn painting of that guy awkwardly half-sitting.",
"What’s the joke, because I’m still stuck on the first part.",
"Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.",
"[I really don't know what you mean](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i3fOxVCsgIk/maxresdefault.jpg).",
"If they ever make a live action movie we know who to cast.",
"Are we still doing \"phrasing?\"",
"Take my money!!!! Take it now!!!!",
"Ohh he's mustache is still being photoshopped instead of cg...fancy",
"But can they act?",
"LANA",
"He looks very surprised that this man does not have a guy for shoes.",
"It also shows how charming and funny Cavill can be when he have a script he actually is allowed to emote in.",
"I never knew that I wanted an Archer movie starring him until now. ",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8KXjEHZAWos/maxresdefault.jpg",
"This has just gone from my ignore list to the top of my watch list from your comment. I always thought the title sounded stupid so ignored it.",
"Diana!",
"This post reminded me that I need to start watching archer",
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"More like Alastair Cook.",
"WOODHOUSE",
"In the Superman universe the \"Phantom Zone\" is a prison for super criminals.",
"Jon Hamm 10 years ago, maybe. He's aged out of the character. Still awesome and has great sense of humor, but I think he's just aged out of what Archer is meant to be.\n",
"👉😎👉",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"He wouldn't be able to get H. Jon Benjamin's voice though, which is a huge part of the character, but he definitely has the look.",
"I've been seeing it on Netflix for quite some time now and I'm thinking if its worth a watch hmmmm\n\nEDIT: Looks like a movie to watch later on, thanks guys.",
"Noo! From Gator!!",
"Very good with some subtle humor that's gets really funny",
"He's wearing a hairpiece! ",
"don't touch my dick bro",
"https://youtu.be/fT5Gpp4W1cA",
"Fuckin’ hell, I should’ve gotten it.",
"The phantom zone is where Kryptonians sent criminals like Zod. Henry Cavill plays superman.",
"the resemblance is impeccable",
"Archer Live Action Movie confirmed",
"He looks like the dude from white collar",
"Will I get down voted for saying I think she would make a pretty good Pam?",
"For real though, what is the context of this photo?",
"MAWP",
"Don't put ideas in Hollywood's mind. No way could Cavill play Archer.",
"His hands though",
"\"These are all black.\"\n\"Oh are they? Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?\"",
"As much as I dont like Amy Schumer that would be pretty good casting honestly.",
"I think the title of the movie turned people off. Including me. But hey, I’ve heard great things!",
"My wife's been telling me to stop saying that's how you get ants for years.\n\nBut we don't have any fucking ants so it's obviously working.",
"You blew his cover!",
"\nnope",
"Mawp! Mawp!",
"Looks just like Henry Cavill...",
"Phrasing ",
"SERPENTINE!",
"Archer is inspired by The Man from UNCLE.",
"Can we at least do \"that's what she said?\"",
"I like Henry Cavil as an actor but always felt he was unsuitable for the role of Superman. I'd love to see him as Sterling Archer.",
"His hairline isn’t great",
"Just the tip...",
">reddit\n\n>Amy Schumer\n\nyes.",
"Something something Danger Zone!!!",
"As much as Cavill looks the part, its difficult imagining him even remotely pulling off the specific comedic style required for the character. Maybe only achieved by the convergence of good animation, design, and great voice work.",
"Archer takes a lot of inspiration from the original man from uncle TV show",
"Tactileneck.",
"If they could do a movie where he physically portrays Archer, but H. Jon Benjamin does the voice, and have it not look ridiculous, that would be awesome!",
"I say this all the time to the point where it infuriates my wife.\n\nGod I love archer. ",
"And Barry too. Can't remember the actors name, but the whole movie felt like the episode where they work together that starts the whole initial rivalry.",
"It's simple - dub his voice over Cavill's mouth. H Jon is already a voice actor, he can make it work.",
"I dont think Cavill has the comedic chops for Archer, but he's a picture perfect Bond.",
"Probably because it's forgettable. I don't know who this actor is (I just know that I've seen his face somewhere). I watched it on a plane when I had 12 hours to kill, and I drifted off at some point (I only included that detail because I almost never can sleep on planes). ",
"Yeah, that's because he literally quoted Archer.",
"He’s probably talking about the next Warcraft expansion.",
"I seriously could see Leslie Jones as Pam.",
"I first discovered him in [the Tudors](https://i.imgur.com/8urkZdy.jpg) (great show btw), and he just keeps getting hotter.",
"DANGERZONE",
"And fear is its bacon bits :(",
"I love Hugh Grant in it. \n\n\"For a special agent, you're not having a very special day.\"\n",
"Henry Cavill is a chad... No homo.",
"\"I hope you wear your cum filled socks to work\"\n",
"10/10 would bang. #nohomo",
"And 6 inch lifts?",
"> fucking ants\n\nThat's how you get ants",
"Jon Hamm is a guy who I think could pull off the voice and attitude better, but his looks aren't as quite as spot on as Henry Cavill.",
"*MAWP",
"Why does he look like he should be chasing Happy Gilmore that that gold jacket? ",
"Yeah, I read something like that too",
"great film, much better than Kingsman imo",
"Honestly archer is a dialog driven comedy and most could easily be done live action with minor cg work ",
"I saw it in theaters. I don't think they hyped it up enough, because it didn't get the commercial success it deserved. Now Cavill is stuck in the contract black hole of playing superman in shit films when he could be a spy in more UNCLE films. I hope they ever do a sequel.",
"He kinda looks like Neal Caffrey on White Collar :0 ",
"it's so, so good",
"It's a great movie. You won't be disappointed",
"LANAAAAAAAAA!!!",
"But there are no women yelling at him constantly.",
"It never went anywhere",
"That's the joke!",
"Seriously, are we not doing doing that any more? I mean, that's fine if not, but I'd like to know is all. ",
"Jesus Christ, that *whoosh* as the joke went right by you was audible\n\nEdit: The comment he replied to said something like \"I'm pretty sure Archer realized that before you\"",
"Poor Gary",
"Don't ruin Archer for me",
"If they ever do a real-life version of Archer, this man NEEDS to be Sterling Archer!",
"They did a funny sketch where [Archer is in a horrible accident and is disfigured to look like H Jon Benjamin](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1adiiw).",
"Can't... tell......",
"Great movie. I didn't think much of Cavill as an actor from the superman movies but the man from U.N.C.L.E totally changed my opinion of him. He was perfect for that role.",
"You really don't recognize Superman?",
"No, he doesnt",
"No worries, it doesn't make you gay to think another dude is good looking. It's only gay when you want to/actually have sex with another dude, and even then that's fine, so be comfortable with yourself bro.",
"Yes please. He looks good for bond ",
"Melissa McCarthy from Bridesmaids would be a good alternative for Pam. I think she's funnier than Schumer too. ",
"The sandwich scene is a very Archer thing.",
"I vote Jon Hamm",
"Do it. Really fun movie.",
"hollywood, make it happen",
"It very much is. The music is amazing, just like you'd expect from Guy Ritchie, and there's decent drama and humor around the action. If you're anything like the average redditor - as we all are - you've definitely wasted more time on worse shit, haha.\n\n**EDIT** I'm adding a link to this [great chase scene](https://youtu.be/MxZ5VQVHMoc) because I think it speaks to the style of the movie very well.",
"Man from U.N.C.L.E was Archer the movie. The accountant was Cyril Figgis the movie.",
"No he's not. I remember when that first started circulating and thought \"great, less pressure on normal dudes.\" But no, he likes the ladies.",
"Hamm as \"Old Man Archer\"",
"Jillian Bell from Workaholics would be my choice.",
"Now that's the type of beard cgi justice league should have used.",
"Brett is a perfect match for the model they used. ",
"I've said it before. We need an Archer movie with Cavill playing the character and Jon Benjamin dubbed over him.",
"He's far too ugly ",
"Sploosh",
"Nah, he just calls her Mother. ",
"He looks like he is dressed like Sterling Archer, yes.",
"You look like something I'll love.",
"Is it on any streaming sites? I have been wanting to watch it but haven't found it anywhere",
"Such small hands",
"Oh shit, my bad, jokes are usually funny or topical or something. Completely my fault there.\n\nEdit: Deleted comment said \"I'm pretty sure Archer *said* that before you, dude.\"",
"Where’s that mustache at?",
"It was actually really good - as compared to my expectations going in. ",
"I know I'm in the incredibly slim minority here but I'd rather a Rock'n'Rolla sequel. ",
"Id LOVE to see a live action Archer movie/show staring Henry Cavill...",
"Wow, so they paid Cyrill's model $1... but from the sound of it, the rest of his pay was them making sure to mention that Cyrill's giant dong was also based on him. That's pretty damned clever. \n^REAL ^^MEN ^^^OF ^^^^GENIUS...",
"You're letting him kill Mallory",
"His barber charges him double!",
"If it is true I'm positively chuffed!",
"Uncanny valley’d",
"He does xD I’m dying ",
"Tactical Turtleneck",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"I had friends who said this for years before I watched Archer. I thought it was a much more frequent catch phrase. Nope. Said like twice. \n\nStill epic. ",
"He's damn handsome but from my experience girls rarely go crazy over the dudes who other dudes think are perfect 10's. I show my GF pictures of Chris Hemsworth and she's like \"meh,\" before harping on how amazing Andrew Garfield is.",
"This guy subtitles ",
"Gorgeous man.. goodness",
"Don’t forget Spy. (If they made a Pam Poovey movie.)",
"Except jon benjamin, most of the other cast members actually look pretty similar to their animated counterparts. \n\nI think anyone other than Jessica Walter playing Mallory Archer would be a crime.",
"My god you're right. Let's take it all back reddit, the man is a completely disgusting freak!",
"[An example.](https://youtu.be/uicJh3DcrqI)",
"That is a slightly darker black tactileneck ",
"That was rather enjoyable. ",
"I want to take this moment to bring awareness to Gillette's children. Because of YOU our kids can: https://www.gillettechildrens.org/annual-report-2016",
"Lana!!!!!!!",
"You mean Larry.",
"I really need to watch Archer now",
"An Archer joke on something about Archer isn't topical?",
"I don’t know who either of these people are. ",
"And the soundtrack is awesome.",
"That’s Armie Hammer",
"It’s a hilarious movie, hammer and cavill go together so damn well",
"Depends on how meta you want to go",
"Can someone tell me what's going on in this picture, just out of curiosity? He looks confused/angry at the other guy.",
"Stupid K-Log. ",
"Kudos to that person!",
"Oddly aggressive, but sure. I'm desperately lonely enough to say yes to this.",
"Huh. I remember wanting to see it at the time before I saw the reviews. I guess I'm gonna have to check it out now",
"The guy who voiced kreiger was the voice for ray gilette.",
"Does Archer ever even say this? They use his face for this meme but I thought his mom said it in the pilot.",
"MACHKA!",
"Uhh, that's Bob. ",
"no he really doesn't ",
"He looks like he didn't read the dossier.",
"It was a pretty fun flick. It’s worth a watch. ",
"And also a great movie to boot.",
".. I thought we were still using Phrasing?",
"Lana? Lana! LAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!",
"He doesn't look like himself",
"damn Cavill is fucking sexy\n\n**(n o h o m o)**",
"I'd love a live action with him but voice over by the guy who does the cartoon. ",
"Is there a sub for situations like this where you find an actor looking like a character. Like “this actor should play this character in this movie adaptation” or something?\nThanks :)",
"Looks more like my next husband ",
"It’s actually based on the TV show of the same name from the 60’s. It was very popular back then. The whole Spy genre was really. I Spy, Mission Impossible, Bond movies, In Like Flynt.",
"Henry Cavil as Archer please",
"There's nothing quite as entertaining as saying \"Loving your work, cowboy\" in a thick russian accent when someone screws up.",
"And overdub his voice with H Jon Benjamin for fun.",
"Jerry you mean.",
"She will be hated. She decides whether she's hated the way we love to hate Pam, or the way we love to hate her.\n\nIt's either her or Melissa McCarthy.",
"Absolutely. She's perfect for it. Either one would be good though.",
"It’s amazing. I don’t even like that kind of movie and I saw it in theaters with several different groups of friends 3 times. It’s fantastic",
"Yes and no. Armie Hammer is hot too (again, no homo)",
"\"Is that an ocelot?\"",
"...\n\n***YES***",
"You will be doing yourself a favor ",
"Aside from being a good action film and pretty hilarious at times, the cinematography is absolutely beautiful. ",
"It's definitely not a boring film. ",
"My god he’d be perfect for that role! ",
"My wife is Russian and I occasionally call her \"Peril\".",
"I just did the same. Will definitely be checking this movie out. Looks great, and I'd never heard of it. ",
"\"Do you not?\"",
"CORINTH IS FAMOUS FOR ITS LEATHER ",
"Shut up and make this movie.!",
"why is no one taking about how fucking shook he looks in this picture? ",
"\"I invented the tactical turtleneck... the tactil-neck.\"",
"You DON'T have a chauffeur?",
"It's one of my favourite action movies, it's so slick and fun in a way that Bond should be but isn't anymore. ",
"I was thinking Rebel Wilson\n\n",
"He looks like he knows that a Barrett M82 does.",
"He did for the entirety of u.n.c.l.e.",
"It's so good! One of my favorites from the last few years. It's definitely one of those movies I try to convince folks into watching with me as well.",
"Why isnt he the next James Bond already?",
"Agreed. I was going to say \"She would be fine for the role if she didn't keep making vagina jokes the whole time\" but when I thought about it that's *exactly* what Pam does.",
"No that's too complicated for me.",
"\"You wanna do WHAT?!?!?\"\n\nAll the studios, most probably. ",
"I say Zach Efron is your Archer movie but Henry making it close",
"The film, or the series? ",
"\"No homo\" is a running reddit joke about the Redditor not bring gay, even though he just made a comment that could be interpreted as homosexual.\n\n\"That guy is hot, but saying that doesn't make me gay, ha ha \"",
"Good. Jon Hamm IS archer. ",
"Rebel Wilson with an American accent maybe?",
"I don’t care what your sexual preferences are, if you don’t see him as one very handsome man you’re not from this planet ",
"Holy shit",
"Live Action Archer movie with H. Jon Benjamin dubbing confirmed ",
"He would destroy you. Did you not see the way he headbutted wonder woman?",
"appearance wise he's a dead ringer. Without HJB's sweet, sweet, panty-dropping voice, he'd never cut it. ",
"OBVIUOSLY",
"https://imgur.com/a/XfKVg\n",
"That was the movie that convinced me that Cavill is in fact the right guy for Superman and that it was the writing and direction that failed in MoS and BvS. ",
"Yeah, I thought it was him at first.",
"A tactl-neck if you will",
"Girls are more varied in their taste ",
"Reddit told me to watch it, would have missed it otherwise.",
"Yes, yes you do. It's the gift that keeps on giving",
"Cavill as Archer, Hammer as Barry and Daniel Craig as Ray. ",
">wasted more time on worse shit\n\nhaha yes",
"Don’t see it boss ",
"This and The Good Guys got far less love and attention than they deserved. I really hope to see more comedies like them.",
"Ohhh. Good choice. I like her in everything I've seen her in. ",
"Fun Fact : The actor dubbing his voice in French is Adrien Antoine, who also dubbed the 90's animated serie Batman, and also is the French voice of Sterling Archer",
"Armie Hammer. AKA The Lone Ranger, AKA the Winklevoss twins from Social Network.",
"Young David McCallum was cuter than Armie Hammer, though.",
"he's so perfect for superman",
"It's a shame. It was poorly advertised. It's such an awesome movie. I hope it gets the sequel it deserves.",
"Seriously. Why aren't we doing \"phrasing\" anymore?",
"He's perfect for the role!",
"Does anybody know what jacket he is wearing?",
"I binge watched archer for 3 days it was so worth it",
"He is a beautiful, beautiful man. ",
"Phrasing.",
"That actually makes no fucking sense how attractive he is. He hit the fucking genetic mega-millions-multiplier lotto. ",
"I think the person meant he's not homo either, but he agrees that Cavill is hot",
"God damn what a handsome man. ",
"Phrasing?",
"I'll take my chances good sir",
"And Woodhouse, while you're out I need you to get sand.\n\nI don't know if they grade it but...\n\nCoarse",
"> d overdub his voice with H Jon Benjamin for fun.\n\nId expect nothing less. Throw in some bad lip syncing for More fun.",
"\"the voice actor\"? Get out. Seriously, gtfo of here. Shoo! Be gone, infidel. ",
"[But what about the latest trends in beverages](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46iPFTCZ9LA)",
"They would definitly need to dub the voice though. ",
"No, it’s the dude that works at the DVD place in Family Guy, what are you talking about?",
"Oh ok, just watched the trailer. I'm ok that I've slept on this movie. This looks like something I'll not love.\n\n",
"TACTLENECK",
"FAR TOO UGLY FOR WHAT EXACTLY? \n\nI don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful man. Oh my fucking god I want to cry. ",
"I don't know. Bearded Chris Evans...",
"He looks like the knock-off George Clooney from that one episode of Eric Andre show",
"would it be too weird to have h.jon benjamin voicing a living actor? i would love to see that for an archer movie. ",
"You're right, poor wording but it still isn't a joke. Considering he deleted it, I can only assume he was serious.",
"Mom mom mom mom mummy mummy mumma mumma ma ma ma ma mum mum mum mum",
"CGI is getting so advanced. That’s a super realistic looking philtrum. ",
"Do you want to end up playing Archer in a live action movie? Because this is how you end up playing Archer in a live action movie!",
"Him,Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth ",
"Or the scene where Cavill sits in the truck eating the guys dinner and drinking wine while Hammer is racing around on the boat. ",
"It’s quite good. I really think review sites are dumb for this reason, somethings aren’t for everyone and some things aren’t great. I get that, I’m a realist. But think of how many movies “tank at the box office” because some keyboard killer destroy it and then it gains a cult following and becomes a masterpiece later. \n\nLol I have been getting ranty lately about movie critics on reddit. I apologize to anyone reading.... point is its fun and has a good story, acting and music. Its worth a watch. ",
"He’ll have to speak with RDJR about that",
"No, it’s Barry.",
"I think he’d be a great Superman if he could be allowed to be charming. That’s Superman. He’s not a brooder, he’s charming. I think Cavill would be great were there an actual script that gave him something legitimate to work with.",
"K-Logs* ",
"I'm watching it now, I already binged Bojak and F for Family ",
"Her \"STERLING\" yell is the most iconic show quote imo.\nAnd after seeing her in arrested development she is pretty much Mallory in real life.",
"OMG he has to do a live action Archer! ",
"That's the master... ",
"Happy birthday!",
"JESUS, THE HELIUM!",
"Mmmm.. Jon is way more sexier than Henry in my opinion.",
"UNCLE is a fantastic film. ",
"Prepare your throat",
"What a fantastic movie. And the costuming too, just, yeah, it's brilliant. Only major flaw is that I think it's kinda poorly edited - so many overlong scenes and an unnecessarily long runtime.",
"It's just the tactical turtle neck",
"Even with the his mustache, he's just Archer in one of his disguises.",
"The Man From U.N.C.L.E. was a surprisingly good movie. I saw it during a flight and was definitely entertained. ",
"then abruptly stops giving",
"Heck, have all the voices do actors. Question now is which black actress has big enough hands to play Lana? ",
"[This baby knows what I'm talking about.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/dc/e1/0edce1bdd1d17f41072e25c73fff4913.jpg)",
"LANA!!!",
"They really fucked themselves with the release, it came out like ~a week after Mission Impossible (5?).",
"As well as being a great movie the cast has to be one of the most attractive ever!",
"It's really good. ",
"So live action Archer Movie with H Jon Benjamin doing voiceover work for Cavill",
"Maybe they were thinking of Matt Bomer, who just looks like a smaller Henry Cavill.",
"You made a simple mistake, but folks often love to pile on someone when they see a mistake, and the response is usually completely disproportionate to the mistake that was made.\n\nDon't worry about it, yo.\n\nEdit: I'm just editing this to fit in and match the comment chain, which I'm pretty sure Archer said before me. ",
"This is 'The Jim', he's gonna make you super Jacked. His gym is Jacked by Jim - Jim's Gym.",
"10/10 #homo",
"No, it's the dude that's a moth but also a monster from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mothmonsterman",
"Pilot and first few episodes aren’t great. It really hits its stride half way through season 1. ",
"Don't forget Get Smart!",
"How often does this happen exactly?",
"Find a way to give him H Jon Benjamin’s voice and I’m all for it, if not don’t even bother thinking about a movie.",
"I think I'd prefer that to eating a bowl of spider webs.",
"The whole film was eerily close to a live action Archer movie.",
">I just can't see Cavill pulling that aspect off\n\nClearly not familiar enough with smug Cavill. \n\nOne of his first storylines in the Tudors was his character being caught in flagrante grande by the father of the lady he is deflowering. The dad loses his shit and Cavill sarcastically smirks the guy out of the room and gets back to to it like a boss. \n\nIt'd be a change in delivery but smug Cavill can pull off any kind of sarcasm he likes. Side note, the Cavill smirk needs to make more of an appearance in superman offerings. ",
"I think he looks a little more like xander cruz.",
"If you told me this was a wax sculpture of him I would totally believe it ",
"That's the sandwich scene the other guy mentioned",
"I caught the ending of it. Is something I will watch. ",
"More like Lucas troy",
"That's a fine specimen of a man. I'd like to get him out of that slightly darker black turtlenecks.",
"I feel like Archer would get a Vantablack tactleneck, and rip into Woodhouse when it fades because he washed it instead of dry cleaning it.",
"Well I know what I'm watching again tonight.",
"I believe this from Man from U.N.C.L.E which is criminally underrated.",
"Just popped it in and started watching it *again*. The perfect entertainment to watch while sipping soup to combat a frigid night and a chest cold!",
"Isn't this Matt Bomer from White Collars ?",
"Make this happen, take my money.",
"They both said it. He actually says it first, and then his mom comes in and says it and he says a whole: \"I know right!\" if memory serves.",
"I forgot about that movie! I meant to watch it but I never did. ",
"Archer live action movie, let's go! Make it happen!",
"True ",
"Just realized Lana is Anal backwards...",
"Jon Hamm could play Barry or Ron Cadillac. He could also play Other Barry. I'd say give him Burt Reynolds, but we'd all rather have him play himself.",
"Get Smart, too!",
"Exactly, when the dude torturing him gets burned alive nothing but Archer.",
"My fave scene is the electric chair one.\n\n\nJust adding the love for this movie, whose sequel I am waiting.",
"And seeing him in Baby Driver as a sexy gun wielding bank robber solidified his abilities to play as Archer.",
"Dammit, I had something for this.",
"https://i.imgur.com/mSgqB.jpg",
"PHRASING!!",
"I think a live action archer film would have a hard time capturing the feel of the show. The way it’s animated just makes it what it is. ",
"No, it's clearly Coach Mcguirk, Brendan's soccer coach from Home Movies",
"I read that he had worked really really hard to get ripped for that one scene, and after it was shot he ate a gallon of ice cream in one sitting. ",
"No, It's the Devil from Lucy the daughter of the devil.",
"Jesus forgive me but he Archer model guy looks like fucking Brian Singer",
"No, that's coach McGuirk from home movies.",
"[the Kevin Love effect](http://i.imgur.com/KFvzCNq.png)",
"Nope. You all took it for granted.",
"Somebody call Kenny Loggins, cause he's in the... DANGA ZONE!\n",
"^^Danger ^^Zone",
"Yup, Henry Cavill as archer pretty much is a thing already",
"Oh that's right. Thanks bud. ",
"It's fine. Maybe less perfect than the rest of him ",
"Drip",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/comments/2ffeqt/a_theory_on_why_archer_says_mawp_after_hearing/\n\nShoutout to /r/OSHA.",
"Uh duh and/or hello ",
"It's clearly a cabbage in Snot's uncle's cabbage patch.",
"Such a shitty show, its just not funny at all. not one original thought or idea, not one even remotely funny joke. ",
"I watched him on Tudors and the complete lack of charm and total earnestness they make him play supes as, well it's depressing. Cavill is so much more charming irl then they've let him play supes",
"Someone’s going to eat so many spiderwebs. \n",
"I first discovered him in The Count of Monte Cristo when he was pretty young. ",
"and a chiseled jawline",
"I've never quite been able to put my finger on it but always thought he looked recognizable and just could not figure it out, but now I got it. Thanks for that haha. Dude could pull it off perfect. ",
"It’s more like Bruce Campbell and Archer had a son together somehow. ",
"Crazy that I'd see this comment on Rusev Day of all days ",
"you should also spend a little time and watch Frisky Dingo... it's the show that came before by the same creators. Had a lot of the same humor and is worth the watch.",
"M as in Mancy.",
"I did too when I first saw the trailer. It's astonishing how much those two look alike.",
"I saw it on a whim when I was hanging out with a friend, knew absolutely nothing about it and it was fucking fantastic! Nobody else seems to have seen it though :(",
"Very good sir",
"when you finish it.",
"Wouldn't be the same without the voice",
"Do you want people to think you are Sterling Archer? Because you look exactly like Sterling Archer.",
"I honestly really enjoyed The Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake. \nI think it was well cast and buys into its own campiness without being cheesy!",
"I'd watch a live action Archer",
"It should be illegal to be that handsome. ",
"\"Said Ripley to the android Bishop\"",
"you might be peeved - [this](http://uproxx.com/movies/guy-ritchie-king-arthur-aladdin-man-from-uncle-sequel/) is the last article I found.. there's nothing substantive, yet..",
"I never knew I wanted this until now.",
"I mean, working out endlessly will make someone look wayyy more attractive.",
"I mean Superman also enters the danger zone ",
"They should honestly make an Archer live action movie with Henry Cavill as Archer. They should still have Jon Benjamin do the voice.",
"Even his abs are symmetrical what the fuck.",
"It's even better the second time around",
"Where?",
"If they make a live action Archer movie I want him as Archer now",
"I would be so disappointed if he didn’t act just like Sterling in real life ",
"Well,is he?",
"fortunate the rest of the cast look so much like their animated characters that they could just have HJB dub over Carvil if they wanted to.",
"Uhhh. Phrasing!",
"He’s a good looking man geeze! ",
"> The Man From U.N.C.L.E.\n\nJust saw the trailer. How the f*** did this pass me by until now?!? :O",
"Tweet this to h. John Benjamin! ",
"He looks hot :)",
"holy this makes me want a live action archer movie!",
"I'd pay 15 bucks to watch that movie. ",
"Next to Snatch and L,S & 2SB, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is my 3rd favorite Guy Ritchie movie- maybe my 2nd fav. The thought there will probably never be a sequel (let alone 3rd) is really sad. ",
"Comrade detective?",
"Cavill had more charisma in that one fucking scene than he does as Supes in both BvS and JL.",
"The only man I will admit I have a man crush on!",
"Thank you!",
"Every fucking expression he is with wrinkled forehead. Especially in man of steel. Like he does not have any other expression. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/HPaap3I.gif",
"I'm not gay but I'm down having sex with him",
"Hes obviously cold...thats why hes wearing the jacket.",
"SEED PLANTED ",
"Movie is so underrated and underappreciated. IDK how this movie isn't a bigger thing.. I loved watching every second of it.",
"Lol.",
"Those eyes...\n\nowenwilsonwow.gif",
"My pick for[ Archer](https://d1nao0k9edgivc.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jon-hamm.jpg) in a live action movie.",
"\"Since when do you carry a Switchblade?\" ",
"Yeah for some reason I don't like this dude in op for being archer at all. But Jon Hamm? For sure! ",
"Welcome to you’re “doom”",
"https://d1nao0k9edgivc.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/jon-hamm.jpg",
"Oh, I am going to make you eat so many spider webs.",
"But does he have the voice?",
"\"... do you not?!\"",
"Even with a cgi upper lip?",
"He used to get bullied for being obese, until he began exercising and eating properly. Now he's Hollywood healthy.",
"He looks just like superman to me",
"Do you want a live action archer?\nBecause pointing that out is how you get a live action archer",
"The tactileneck.",
"While this is true, working out can only take you so far. ",
"Although it's French, *A Very Secret Service* has a very similar comedic feel to Archer.",
"Major sploosh ",
"They shouldn't ever make a live action Archer. It works because of the ludicrous things you can do with an animated series.\n\nNow having Adam Reed co-write a completely seperate spy movie with the same sense of humour and a bunch of other gags, thats what needs to happen.",
"man i forgot what a smug fuck he is in the tudors. i miss when he was allowed to take roles with emoting instead of just aggrieved silent staring.",
"Do you want a live action adaption? Because that's how you get a live action adaption! ",
"Some of the voice actors would work pretty well actually, Aisha Tyler, Chris Parnell, Jessica Walter, even Judy Greer could work. though i think some of their looks are roughly what some of their own characters are based off of.",
"They should do it starring Henry Cavill but voiced over by H Jon Benjamin because I agree. Jons voice is the only one that can be archer. But he could never act it(unless it's like 25 years later...)",
"No no he's talking about that scene where he is sitting in the car eating a sandwhich.",
"I mean, it's definitely at least a little gay. But who wouldn't want a little Superman on Man action?",
"There are two things I don't want in this house Woodhouse... What are they Woodhouse?\n\nDogs... and your Mother sir...\n\nThat's a very short list isn't it.\n\nYes sir... But... You were very... Persistent.",
"That wouldn't be used here because they did mean it sexually. ",
"Is it weird that I find this picture a fulfilled fantasy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"Oh, it's prepared. Tbf tho, it doesn't need much preparation. The real important part is the aftercare.",
"IS THAT BABOU!!!!",
"I like the part where the guys are having a serious discussion about women's fashion lol",
"Good enough to be on The CW?",
"Look, I'm not... I don't want to make a big thing of this. But I'm not comfortable with the concept of someone saying John Hamm isn't handsome enough to play a role.",
"How hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?",
"That's honestly what I thought when i watched the man from UNCLE. It was like it was an Archer/Barry team up movie.",
"If only he was a good actor ",
"Is that Batman ",
"\"Sorry, I was just busy picturing Whore Island\"",
"I knew his fetus. ",
"\"Because that's how you get ants!\"",
"I could see a movie with Cavill lip-syncing to H. Jon Benjamin's voice a la Drunk History. I would watch the hell out of that. ",
"Just not the recent filler season ",
"Ive started trying to ignore seeing the rotten tomatoes score before watching a movie just to avoid setting any expectations. I held out on seeing the score for justice league, but I couldnt seem to find time to watch it and after I few weeks I saw the score and i still havent seen it.",
"I'd love to just see a live action episode thrown randomly into a season with no explanation whatsoever",
"Do you want live action Archer? \n\nBecause that’s how you get live action archer! \n\nHe could play real live archer perfectly. I’d also accept John Hamm. \n\nI think John could pull off the Lahnaaaa! Lines better? Maybe? ",
"Pls,make an Archer movie already",
"This has been talked about a lot on reddit. Search before posting. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/search?q=Cavill+archer",
"Because ARCHER is a pastiche of the \"The Man From U.N.K.L.E\" TV show",
"melissa mccarthy would kill the role. it's basically her role in spy but trashier.",
"Idk ask the other 400 people who posted the same thing",
"Looks like he’s saying “... do you not?”",
"He was never obese. That story was an over exaggeration. ",
"r/ArcherFX",
"No he doesnt",
"“REEEGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!”",
"Yeah. And to your point, while some things aren’t for everyone. They can still be exceptionally good for a specific audience.",
"How dare you Sir/Madame",
"Isn’t that original show what Archer was loosely based upon?",
"Check Matt Bomer.",
"I think I went to lacrosse camp with that guy.",
"LANAAAA!! ",
"He also has Britishy teeth.",
"The only one that can really play Archer, to me, is Jon H. Benjamin. Maybe if Jon did the voice and Henry did the live action, like Darth Vader or Dot Matrix?",
"Do you not?",
"I was a little upset because when I went to see it in theaters, I was literally the only person there. It was great, but the movie really deserves recognition.",
"What do you mean there's no booze? Like, in this room?",
"“Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.”",
"Is this a math question?",
"I am 34 and have no fucking clue... Doesn't anyone go outside anymore? Jokes aside, I havent had tv for 15 years, wtf is wrong with the world?",
"Is that what you guys see Archer like? Nothing like how I see him. ",
"TOO COMPLICATED! NEXT!! ",
"Or the scene where he finds the dudes lunch in the truck and arm-and-hammer is getting chased through the water",
"heresy",
"QUOTE FROM ARCHER!",
"He was ginormous. ",
"> I binge watched archer for 3 ~~days~~ months it was so worth it\n\n",
"While spot on in the looks department, please don't give people any ideas...I'd hate to see Archer ruined by a live action portrayal by Henry C.",
"What does that even mean! and Why is DOOM in quotes?",
"Nope, it's a former camp counselor that was turned into a can of vegetables after exposure to radioactive waste",
"From a completely straight guy I fell in love with Henry Cavill after watching this movie. He is completely underused in the Superman movies.",
"Hammer and Cavill sounds like a late 60's pop duo or a multinational homegoods brand.",
"Yes! Such a good line.",
"Yeah bad writing/directing will do that to an actor.",
"They should just cast H. Jon Benjamin as Archer. ",
"You're completely right and I'm not trying to take anything away from his obvious hard work, but not everyone who works out just has a perfectly sculpted chin and as near perfect chest and ab symmetry as physically possible. You can't change bone structure. ",
"i wish that were the case",
"Damn nice one",
"Hey man, brooding is an emotion.",
"It’s like........ meowschwitz in there. ",
"He looks like a jacked andrew luck in that picture",
"It's alright, it's got some pacing issues and it's a little generic. But it wasn't a \"bad\" movie per say. ",
"Direct-mail is like the dry hump of marketing strategies.",
"The marketing (in the UK anyway) was also supremely awful. \n",
"No one is allowed to smirk or smile in Zack Snyder movies.",
"Oh god yes, now I need this movie!",
"Pretty sure he only played one of the twins. The other guy was an uncanny doppelganger though.",
"Does he though?",
" \n\n lana",
"Of course I look good in it, that's why I bought 6.",
"Watching him in Baby Driver I think Barry is an excellent choice for him.",
"As well as other classic spy shows and movies like James Bond",
"Says DVD Only for US Netflix.",
"Something turtle neck sweater!!!",
"That's what I was thinking too! ",
"Live action movie time? I know some people that would love that ",
"I mean, some homo.",
"Live action moviiieee???? \n",
"I'm so disappointed. The other night my friends and I were playing Bingo (don't judge). A friend was calling out the numbers, and said \"N for Nancy\", and as a joke I said, \"Wait, did you say M for Mancy?\" She goes, \"Why would I say something like that?\" I told her that it was an Archer joke. \n\n\"I have no idea who or what an Archer is.\" ",
"Are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?",
"Sometimes Movie critics get it wrong and the audience right, sometimes its the other way around, taken Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049 for instance, first one was panned by critics but it grew into a cult from the audience and then 2049 hit and was praised by critics and disliked by the audience (the new viewers not the Blade Runner fans) even though both films were absolutely fantastic.",
"We're can where can you watch it?",
"I basically discard all reviews at this point, after watching a succession of excellent movies over the past two years that were pilloried by critics, only to find critical darlings like La La Land as utter crud.\n\n\nNow I just read synopses and take a gamble. Far better approach than putting any stock in the opinions of \"critics\"",
"That is clearly Bob from Bob's Burgers. How can you make such a mistake?!?",
"What? He thinks he's people! ",
"Now do Krieger the movie, Cheryl the movie, and Pam the movie!",
"But I'm not to be trusted am I?",
"I’m not to be trusted though am I woodhouse..",
"Have 3 year old. It's a must have ",
"I was pleasantly surprised by that movie, I watched it because I was bored and as it turned out, I loved it. The scene with Henry's character trying to prep his partner for an upcoming little test and ending the lecture with: \"remember take it like a pussy.\" Had me rolling. ",
"If a heterosexual man had to create their idea of what the hottest man would be, it would be Henry Cavill. He's like a walking stereotype.",
"Boop boop ugly duckling ",
"It's one of his slightly darker turtlenecks",
"Seriously, The Man From UNCLE was a sleeper? I thought it was a box office hit. I've rewatched twice. ",
"Works for me. ",
"God damn he was born 🍀 to have such wonderful genetics and have a face like that. He is very handsome. ",
"My mind immediately went to this scene",
"I was thinking Richard Armitage if he bulked up, but he's kinda too old. ",
"I didn't say that... I just think Henry Cavill looks more like Archer than Jon Hamm. They are still the two closed looking actors I can think of.",
"RAMPAGE!",
"Why would anyone want this though? It's the type of things that everyone wants now and once the first trailer comes out everyone would be \"Why the fuck did they do that\". ",
"And Cavill needs to try and work on his HJB impression.",
"Oh good lord yes! I could watch the shit out of that :) ",
"Yeah, recalled it after posting and just didn't bother editing. He was in Birth of Nation as well if I recall correctly.",
"I think he looks like Christopher Reeves",
"No its halarious how some people always wanna ruin a type of media by making it into a film Archer is better as a animated tv show and The Last of Us is better as a game it doesn't need to be made into a game because all thats doing is just taking the interactivity out an already cinematic experience.",
"I feel like the crucial mistake they made with that film was the title.\n\nUnless you were already aware of it and waiting for it to come out, anyone just wanting a random movie to watch will probably pass on that film. Instead of sparking curiosity it sounds like an inside joke that I missed out or maybe a sequel?\n\nSource: skipped this movie when it came out for exactly the reasons I mentioned ",
"They are making a sequel?",
"HE REMEMBERS ME",
"Ha! So true",
"Wasn't Archer based off him?",
"He's great in Justice League, at least.",
"Thank you so much. ",
"Well except for the racism i would imagine.",
"What about Free Fire, was that also a sleeper? ",
"I went to college with him, here was my version.\n https://imgur.com/a/0CrF8",
"I like the car chase scene.",
"I say \"Tough luck, cowboy.\" in a Russian accent a lot.",
"The internet.",
"I want a sequel so bad. ",
"It happens to all tv shows. They have a few good seasons, the writers run out of things to say and then the show becomes filler.",
"I vote for Melissa McCarthy. I haven’t liked many of her recent roles, but she’s a great actress and could totally pull off Pam. ",
"God no she's just as bad, pretty sure Pam's VA could do Pam.",
"If they ever did a live action Archer, they would have to incorporate H Jon Benjamin in some way... maybe if Cavill plays Archer, Benjamin could make an appearance as Bob Belcher.",
"this checks out for me because, if hollywood ever made english versions of OSSS 117, i'd want john hamm to play jean dujardin's character, who's basically just archer.",
"He's the real Archer in \"U.N.C.L.E\"",
"You should watch The Tudors when he was younger. ",
"Legitimate question: is he wearing pants at all in the second picture? Like I assume he's wearing something; but is it the photographer's intent to cause it's to infer he's not?",
"Sounds like a guy with a van to me.",
"With H John Benjamin dubbed instead of British super man. Although the man from uncle is really good.",
"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/b4/2e/1fb42e683296febd9d382fed78abe5fa.gif",
"I've always said that he or Armie Hammer would make a great Archer. ",
"See I imagine Archer as Bob from Bob’s burgers with a shaved mustache. Probably because the Episode where he was Bob was the first one I ever saw.",
"I saw this list on imdb for a fantasy live action Archer movie cast.\nhttp://www.imdb.com/list/ls057772029/\nDont agree with some individual choices but overall this cast could be it..",
"Y'all need to watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.",
"*Maybe* Helen Mirren if Jessica Walter got caught in a nuclear explosion and couldn't be resurrected through blood magic. But even then, it should still be Jessica Walter. ",
"And he's definitely telling Woodhouse 'oh my god Woodhouse, you're not a person'. ",
"I wish guy Ritchie would go back to old guy Ritchie. Rocknrolla, snatch, lock stock. Ever since he did Sherlock he’s kind of sold out to making Hollywood garbage.",
"Exactly! He’s just boring in general, unless we fundamentally change Superman it’s going to be very difficult to make a good modern movie starring the most boring super hero in DC (and probably just in general).",
"Holy shit, he would be a great Sterling",
"I was really content with myself for making a decision to watch \"man from U. N.C.L.E.\"\nNo idea why this movie isn't talked about much even though it's an instant classic-much better than those \"kinsman\" movies. Also this movie is so meta, I love it!!!\n\nThis really needs a sequel. ",
"I would watch that movie",
"I think he looks a little like superman ",
"[Welcome to you’re “doom”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYA_rNgGjg) I think everyone should get a taste, that show was awesome! and not just because of Awesome X and the Xtacles. \n\nAdam Reed created both shows along with Sealab 2021 (which is funny as hell too). He also does the voice of Awesome X, and Ray Gillette, respectively. \n",
"Jon Hamm was in an episode of archer wasn't he?",
"I immediately thought of Melissa McCarthy. I haven’t liked her recent roles very much, but she’s a great actress. ",
"True. But he's a hunk because he's so ripped if he was as skinny as my bitch ass people would think he was good looking but I don't think he would be nearly the Adonis we see him as. \n\nI'm not trying to take away from Henry at all. The dude's got talent and he's crazy good looking but I just think the dynamic would change a little if he was really skinny. ",
"It's not a \"joke\", man.\n\nLots of straight guys fucked around with their friends in adolescence just cause it was easy.",
"This would feel so out of place I want it to happen. ",
"Its kind of funny",
"Phrasing.",
"You're so cute when you're horrifically wrong...",
" So....sploosh? ",
"Give me a live-action Archer movie where Cavill plays Archer but H. Jon Benjamin still does the voice.",
"He looks like Superman tbh",
"Isn't Jon Hamm a bit too old by this point?",
"Why would Superman look like a fictional character? You guys are weird.",
"2018 and we're still reassuring heterosexual men they're not *gasp*... gay. ",
"Wiser words have never been spoken...\n\nThey really should make a live action movie or episode and still have HJB do the voice in overdub",
"Thankyou Abelard.",
"I loved LS&2SB and Snatch, both Guy Ritchie flicks. Snatch is top 5 for me. The clip you posted sold me to watch the movie.\n\nDidn't even know it was a Guy Ritchie film. \n\nThanks!",
"#I'M NOT MY SUPERVISOR!",
"I love the song that’s playing on the radio.",
"i dunno that cavill is necessarily the best actor for the job actually, just thinking of a real person being archer makes me want a full length movie so bad!",
"That’s because the characters were modeled after the actors. ",
"He looked just like him the last time this pic was posted too.",
"He reminded me so much of Archer in the Man from UNCLE",
"I mean... not really. Some similarities but not \"just like.\"",
"No they’re not all black, they are varying shades of very dark grey ",
"Mawp. mawp.",
"I’d suck his dick and fingerblast him, maybe cuddle a bit afterwards(no homo)\n\nMaybe let him cum in my ass a little ",
"God, I hope there is a sequel. I fear there will not be, but it'd be damned well worth it. Easily one of my favourite films.",
"Nah, he's distinguished.\n",
"Shut up and take my money. I would watch the shit out of that Archer movie with this guy as Archer.",
"The sandwich scene is my go to for calming happiness. I downloaded the song and play it on my way home from work when I need to get grounded. \n\nThe song: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/che-vuole-questa-musica-stasera/992827173?i=992827394",
"I think he stole the show in Baby Driver. Ansel Elgort and Jamie Foxx usually get all the praise from that movie for their performances, but no one ever talks about how Hamm was just as good, if not better. Well, that's my opinion at least.",
"It's one thing to be lean enough in the first place to actually show abs, its another totally different things if you have perfectly stacked abdominals. Tfw you realize you have poverty level ab genetics that look like a drunk driver zigzagged down your torso :( feelsbadman.",
"Jesus that series had almost completely slipped my mind. I LOVE it but the last noir-themed season was very poor IMHO. \n\nI really hope the writers have the series return to form in the remaining two seasons.",
"Its sad he's been acting so long in roles where they won't let him have range he's known for being charmless.\n\nCharles Brandon was the smugest of bastards. Never forget. https://youtu.be/8ZtLGfKNFRc",
"So that he could be as bad an Archer as he is Superman? No way. ",
"YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!",
"The robotic live-action version.",
"He did an interview once where he said he missed his first call to be Superman from the casting director of Man of Steel because he was in the middle of a raid in World of Warcraft with his buddies lmao",
"Ha!",
"I mean, back in the old days of film, they basically did that with silent movie actors for the whole movie, and people's singing voices for songs in movie musicals (Marni Nixon made her career as the singing voice for Audrey Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, and Natalie Wood, and provided some high note support for Marilyn Monroe and Rita Moreno). And it's still a thing in Bollywood, IIRC. I think it would be feasible to just have H. Jon Benjamin dub him over! ",
"this guy fucks, he's so handsome",
"Well, now we know who'll play him if there's a live-action Archer movie.",
"I'm suddenly terrified",
"DANGER ZONE!",
"uncle is so good.",
"I'd say Jason Momoa. Aquaman Jason Momoa.",
"Stopped reading after Henry Ca...",
"I think it's really important to actually _read_ a review. Think about what's actually being said. I read a few for this and it basically said it was a very stylish and charming movie, but with a very weak plot. And everyone was judging it very harshly for that. Saying things like \"Even the charming cast and stylish direction can't overcome this movie's lack of substance.\" But ya know what? I'm totally down for that kind of shit. Sign me the fuck up. They were saying the same thing about The Greatest Showman, and as I expected, _I fucking loved it._ Kingsman gets the same criticisms, fucking love them both. Style and charm can be _really_ engaging. Intricate and original plots have their place, and if you can get style, charm, and substance all in the same movie, _fantastic._ I'm good with two out of three, though.\n\nAs an aside, this was something that Roger Ebert understood and I find myself agreeing with his reviews _frequently._ He understood a movie doesn't need to be deep or groundbreaking to be _good._ To be *enjoyed*.",
"I'm a straight man and I want to have his babies",
"Shit I've passed it up a few times, I had no idea",
"He was made fun of in school for being a fat kid ",
"You're very welcome! I'm glad to spread the news of good films!\n\nJust in case, Guy Ritchie also did the two Sherlock Holmes movies starring Robert Downey Jr, and they're very enjoyable. I still need to see his King Arthur from last year, though.",
"I always thought he was supposed to be a very cheesy patriotic character hell even Brandon Routh felt more like Superman, than Cavill. Also regardless of the character or not the DC films (except for Wonder Woman) have been poorly written and directed.",
"Tactileneck! ",
"omg, he is losing hair ",
"DIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!",
"Ray's line, \"Sweet Jesus God, then at least shoot out my eyes so I don't have to see!\" destroys me every time. ",
"Thee perfect looking Superman. Sadly they are using him so wrong it's painful. ",
"I haven't had a TV for 20, but I do have internet.",
"Honestly sit on my face. SO FINE.",
"I consider Ryan Gosling to be one his rivals. And yes it's unfair that they won the genetic lottery so hard.",
"Something something live action crossover",
"It’s the single finest line I’ve ever heard. ",
"Bond has just remained a cash machine nowadays. ",
"Nope, he actually portrayed both of the twins.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armie_Hammer",
"MARTHA! MARTHA!..... MAARTHAAAAAAAA!!\n",
"Kind of? Not really. ",
"\"Now we are engaged. Congratulations.\"\n\nSo much dry humor.",
"Yeah! He was the captain of the undersea research station in the \"Sea Tunt\" episodes!",
"LOIS!\n\nLoooooooooooiiiiiiiissssss!\n\n*phantom zone*",
"Hahahahaha ",
"Was gonna say the same thing. Here's the [comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUvLsSfLf68) for those interested",
"I don't know if I have bad taste but this is my favorite spy movie. I wish they would make a sequel or a TV show. ",
"Pretty sure it's from ESPN Magazine's annual Body issue where they feature naked athletes (with certain areas obscured or altogether omitted, of course)",
"Hats a pretty sharp looking Prada jacket he’s got on there too ",
"People don't praise the sun for shining. ",
"Just saw the movie yesterday and Hamm caught my attention in every scene he was in.",
"Tumblrinas will schlick to pictures of this bloke then claim beauty is a social construct.",
"Not seeing it ",
"The millions of hypothetical dollars I would pay to get an epic live action Archer movie, written by the original writers, with high profile actors and the whole thing done with the voices done voiceover style by the actual voice actors from the show.",
"This was something said about Kingsman as well, and I loved that, too.",
"John Hamm has to play captain yesterday. No way he could pull Archer.\n\nArcher and Rip Riley, Man Hunter. That would be a great movie.",
"Archer movie??? Shut up and take my money.",
"Live action Archer film?\n\nLANA?!\n\n#LANNNAAAA! ",
"[I guess he does.](https://imgur.com/a/loaFE)",
"Y-yes. Yes it is.",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"I think the Nice Guys is in the same boat. A great film by a director doing what he's known for, but for whatever reason it went under the radar and barely even made its money back. It was my favorite movie of 2016 and solidified Ryan Gosling as one of my favorite actors.",
"The boating scene while he's eating a sandwich is so hilarious. Too bad that movie likely won't get a sequel, it was so damn good.",
"I always thought that if someone had to play archer itd be him. They're crazy hot ",
"It's decent, but it's not FANTASTIC",
"I could only ever love a live action archer with the voices done by the original voice actors",
"Lana! ",
"That's... I mean, there are plenty of ways to get ants, but this really isn't one of them.",
"Whoa! A Cake Day comment, under a Cake Day comment! Cakeception!\n\nHappy Cake Day!",
"Looks dark blue to me. ",
"This movie was definitely a victim of the marketing department.",
"That's what he said",
"Ah, thanks man!",
"I sometimes call it \"Archer in the living flesh\"",
"SuperArcher.",
"Can we please do this while Aisha Tyler is still hot enough to play Lana?",
"The Bob's Burgers sorta-crossover got me by surprise.\n\nThough I don't know why in that one episode they had the voices for Eugene and Louise for the underwater episode but in the Bob's Burgers episode the kids were silent but they had Linda's voice.",
"My boy, Carl!",
"My man crush all day, everyday ",
"Those ODIN assholes",
"No he doesn’t. ",
"Make it happen",
"One of the reasons it's a more notable line from the series is that it was in the pilot, and for _months_ the pilot was the only episode available. So it got a lot of attention from the early fanbase and stuck.",
"If we're only talking looks, Cavill would be my 2nd choice, after the velociraptor.",
"Do you want a live action Archer? Because that’s how you get a live action Archer. ",
"I love Bond, it's a genre definer, but boy does it feel too dark and drab in colour pallette in comparison to what it used to be. They bumped up the action sequences without ever considering how melancholy they've made it. ",
"It's from a TV show. It's similar to Get Smart",
"Is Guy Ritchie still involved?",
"The music is tremendous.",
"How do I work out my face?",
"Pam the movie is that one with Jason Statham and the fat girl",
"It looks like he's frustatedly trying to describe what Pabu looks like after he's gotten loose.",
"Danger Zone!",
"look like the cool man, try with the other style",
"The finale did set up a sequel, tho.",
"they're not spot on at all, he's a short balding, middle aged dude",
"Live action Arthur confirmed.",
"Lmao",
"I think this would somehow make it even funnier, especially if they broke the 4th wall at some point.",
"Every actor in that movie was amazing but Jon Hamm had a level of charisma and aggressive suave that was just. Damn. ",
"You hear that?? That's \"Puttin' on The Ritz,\" man!",
"Cause he’s from the best fuckin island ever ",
"Actually, in an interview with Adam Reed and Matt Thompson, producers of Archer, they said that when creating the character, they happen to model it after an unknown actor in a play they both were dragged to by their girlfriends. That little known actor would later get his break in the leading role for Superman, Henry Cavill. Full interview excerpts can be read here: [Archer creation!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
"Uhh.. Jason Momoa?? Or Lane Toran, the guy that voiced Hey Arnold!?? \n \n No homo",
"I read a recipe for it and holy shit is it expensive ",
"What happened to his moustache?",
"It’s his fifth best feature",
"More iconic than, \"LANA!\"?",
"You should see Mat Bomer",
"No just Jon Benjamin and no one acts any differently. They refer to his good looks, tight bod, luscious hair, but it's just jon's bald bloated corpse. ",
"They should have Henry play Archer in a live action movie BUT have H. Jon Benjamin voice it. ",
"Yes please",
"Do you want a live action Archer movie? Because THIS is how you get a live action Archer movie!",
"How do you intend to celebrate the 3-Rusevday weekend?",
"If I were a girl I'd totally be all over him too. But luckily I'm a gay dude!",
"What he looks is fine as hell",
"I'll assume the plaid on plaid is Cyril.",
"It's most likely passed on because the name sucks.",
"closest possible second is Wendie Malick, and that's definitely only going to work for just a small percent of people ",
"It’s fucking perfect except that he’s a subpar actor. ",
"\n>and shun the opportunity to see it when I offer. \n\nWhy would they do that? Who are these people?",
"!RemindMe 4 days watch this",
"I hate spider and I still think I’d rather eat spider webs than have course salt ground in my eyes ",
"Captain Yesterday from Futurama? \n\nHa! Now I’m m wondering who’s gonna be live action Fry? T.J Miller? ",
"this is the only correct answer",
"Henry Cavill for Archer live action movie and Bond!!! Screw those stupid Superman movies, they’re such a waste of talent. ",
"Adam Reed doesn't look like Ray, and Aisha Tyler's hands are too small.",
"WHAT THE SHIT, WOODHOUSE?",
"LANA!",
"DANGER ZONE!!!\n",
"That's what I first thought too! ",
"All I could think is how Archer's voice doesn't match H. Jon Benjamin's face one bit. I think that shows how well Benjamin has truly made Archer come alive.",
"Loved the first half. Second half seemed a bit off. But maybe I just wasnt as high anymore. ",
"Jason Momoa master race.",
"The tv series although dated is good",
"WB [FTFY](https://i.imgur.com/irtnmMZ.jpg)",
"Nope.",
"\"Bring 100 copies of these.\"\n\n\"Oh.\"",
"Did they photoshop his mustache out of this picture too?",
"I SAID IT WAS A RAMPAGE! ",
"No, because \"Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!\"\n\"WHAT\"\n\"A zone. That is one of danger\".",
"Fuck that. Jean Dujardin is too perfect in it. It’s already a French character.\n\nIf they can handle a French protagonist, they can read subtitles.",
"Sterling Archer is way hotter ",
"Meh. Mine's worse so I can't really judge that.",
"phrasing boom called it!",
"the brilliant thing is Judy Greer would be a PERFECT Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene",
"Isn't Archer's age deliberately ambiguous?",
"Lucky Yates IS Ray.",
"Do you want an Archer movie? Because this is how you get an Archer movie!",
"Hello hookworms, get in my feet",
"I like him as Ben in Dr. Katz",
"His teeth give him personality. If he had perfect teeth I don't think he would be as attractive (maybe someone could Photoshop?)",
"I was going to disagree with you but then I saw your username and realized that your creativity must be equally subpar, so I’m sure you’re more than qualified to judge. ",
"His elbows are a little too pointy as well",
"Spoiler: he’s always looked like archer (or more realistically archer looks like him)",
"Thank you! totally forgot until somebody mentioned it earlier! ",
"I can agree there. His work on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was hilarious. ",
"\\\\[T]/",
"loved that movie, i hope they make another one",
"r/ladyboners ",
"It waa marketed very poorly and came out the same summer as Kingsman, and Mission Impossible (i want to say 5?) So the market was pretty saturated with spy movies. The only reason I saw it was because my mom was huge fan of the TV show and she convinced me. It was excellent. Just a great light hearted action comedy. Shame hardly anyone seems to have seen it.",
"Poot",
"Looks like the other dude just said “BOOGA BOOGA BOO!!!” ",
"Henry is so hot. I want to have his children. I don’t know how I as a man can carry someone’s kids but I’ll find a way. ",
"phrasing boom called it!",
"Noooooooo! This kills my boner for Pamela Poovey",
"[Ahem...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_deities)",
"Cyril, Lana and Malory could all be played by themselves",
"This is what i came here for.",
"Smack it against a wall",
"> if he was as skinny as my bitch ass people would think he was good looking but I don't think he would be nearly the Adonis we see him as.\n\nTrue, but that is true of every human that has ever existed. Name me someone who's a \"skinny bitch ass\" and considered an Adonis. You can't be physically and aesthetically perfect if you have a shitty body, just by definition.",
"MOTHER!!!",
"Do you want to look real? Because that’s how you look real. ",
"As a straight man, I wholeheartedly agree.",
"Archer live action movie? ",
"It's on Netflix, at least in Canada it is.",
"Live action Archer movie confirmed?",
"It's really fucking good.",
"I am reading this entire thread in Archer’s voice.\n\nIt’s excellent.",
"Who?",
"You mean, Archer looks just like Henry Cavill in this picture. ",
"i though we were referring to danny phantom, but yea, superman checks out",
"Why are the Mallory and Pam models wearing such horrific wigs?",
"No this is Patrick.",
"Danger zone!",
"Plot twist, /u/lamg4 is a woman.",
"Happy cake day",
"Great fucking movie ",
"that would be hilariously beautiful, but outrageously expensive! i bet it would be more expensive to do that one episode than an entire season of the animated show!",
"This should be the top post, not the repost picture of \"Superman\". Great stuff!",
"What’s archer ",
"Or Not-As-Sporty Sportacus ",
"Cast that man immediately! ",
"Piss poor marketing, sadly!\n\nIt's an amazing film!",
"You have posted this 3 times now in the same subreddit lol. \n\n[First](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6au98o/sterling_archer_in_the_flesh/)\n\n[Second] (https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4ssw4t/sterling_archer_in_the_flesh/)",
"Then look up OSS 117, a Bond spoof series",
">slightly darker black\n\nFTFY ",
"I upvoted just for your username.",
"Thank you, Jesus Christ. All of these suggestions for Pam are horrible. Just let Amber Nash do it. A little makeup and some hair color and she would look close enough to the show",
"I was just thinking how funny it would be if Henry was the actor but they kept HJB’s voice",
"Have you seen him in sandcastle? Dear lord the man looks fantastic (no homo).",
"Little of column A, little of column b. God read a book",
"And Alicia Verkander, the best part",
"I actually don’t find him that attractive. Obviously I can see why others do but he’s just a bit...meh. Don’t like men built like brick shit houses.\n\nI’m sure with all the gorgeous supermodels no doubt throwing themselves at him he’ll be gutted by my thoughts. ",
"Can’t wait till the next one, this is a great picture ",
"What pictures of sterling archer are y'all looking at?",
"Not the most flattering facial expression. ",
"I laughed so hard I hurt something. I don't know what it was. How do you get hurt laughing??? ",
"in the dollar store y’all",
"Yes",
"[On more than one occasion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSix8H_L_Mg)",
"Do you want a live-action Archer? Because that's how you get a live-action Archer!",
"The shame... it’s been a while ok, this happens to all guys at one point or another, right? ",
"yeah...heard the same thing and said it in another comment. hope i didn't steal your thunder. upvote!",
"It's Terry now.",
"You and me are on the same page",
"I have to disagree.",
"Pretty sure it didn’t do well enough to merit a sequel, unless it gains a cult following and Netflix picks it up. Which wouldn’t be bad at all, actually. ",
"Now if he only had the same voice too...",
"Hit me with that downvote and I will end yo LIFE",
"No sir.",
"I feel like I’ve seen it several times but I have no memory of it’s plot or anything. \n\nI remember the Facebook movie twin guy being a Russian and that robot chick from ex machina. The plot and everything else is super fuzzy. \n\nIt’s kind of like quantum of solace to me. I know I’ve seen it. I’m sure people enjoyed it. But I can’t for the life of me remember a damn thing about it. ",
"But I always thought he looked like archer, nvm the clothes, even thought they were one and the same..",
"That almost disinters my feelings but, only almost. ",
"I'm tempted to imagine a cast for a live action Archer but the voice actors are so integral to why we love the show. Obviously some of the cast could do both though.",
"Of all the garbage that gets a sequel, and this is just a one off",
"“Wait do you not?”",
"The reviews aren't that bad and I feel like it is a pretty fair score, it is a very flawed movie.\n\nBut if you like the genre and style it is really good and definitely worth a watch.\n\nWith all genre-movies or stylized movies I think you need to read the general critics as people who are very neutral towards that specific thing and most movies like that do lack a bit in other parts.\n\nBut, if you like *the thing* it can often times make up for it.\n\nI thought the movie was very enjoyable and I am really disappointed that we won't get a sequel.",
"And Sealab 2021, which is even referenced in Archer. ",
"Yah the episodes they're referencing are from the golden years that's for sure. First four seasons are up there with the Simpsons, Seinfeld, rick and morty, thirty rock, parks and rec and.... I guess friends.\nI'm sure I'm forgetting a few claissics. ",
"Who?",
"Spy",
"I'm scared if I stop at once the cumulative hangover would kill me.",
"The meme takes two lines and combines them into one. Early in the episode, Archer says, \"Do you want ants, Lana?!\" Then at the end of the episode Malory says, \"That's how we get ants!\"\n\nMemes do that a lot. Just like with the Joker meme. In the movie he never actually says \"nobody bats an eye\".",
"Jon Hamm playing old Ron Cadillac? I’d say maybe like Martin Sheen or someone with that look and vibe",
"It wasn't panned by audiences though. No one that I know that watched it disliked it. Its at 87% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes and 81% Audience. On metacritic its an 81 from 57 critics and 8.2 user score from 1464 ratings.",
"Does he reddit too?",
"It’s why I really wish hammer can be casted as green lantern. I want to see him act with cavill again but TMFU2 is such a distant dream :’(",
"I rewatch at least twice a year. Worth it every time. ",
"\"What do you mean you don't know how to make Eggs Woodhouse?!\"",
"Archerbra",
"I like how the movie is rekt by spoilers in sub sequent comments. ",
"Looks like Jon Ham",
"Motherfucking Superman with H. Jon Benjamin's voice. I'd watch it.",
"can he even get a comb through that hair?",
"Didn't he already play Archer in the Man From U.N.C.L.E.?",
"Archer live action movie confirmed ",
"found an article: https://news.avclub.com/archer-s-producers-want-jon-hamm-s-body-phrasing-for-a-1798247921",
"Its fun not high art it's guy Ritchie making a movie about spies. It's got wit and charm and the action scenes are a good combo of funny / visually cool. It's kind of like TLJ. The people who didn't like that movie thought it didn't have the right tone. If you watch the movie to enjoy yourself you will like it amazing. It's not a character study and armie hammers Russian accent is ridiculous but maybe that's just a way of making fun of movies that try to give bad guys having accents when really they should be speaking Russian or German. I use to only watch \"critically acclaimed\" films and alot of them are straight up boring to be honest but you can see why they are critically acclaimed. This movie was made to entertain and it does just that. ",
">Krieger the movie\n\nHuman Centipede?",
"Ahh Sealab.....\"I woke up with a fistfull of quarters up my ass! Or $4.75 or whatever.\"",
"Casting a live action version would be easy/hard.\nObviously Cavill or Hamm for Sterling.\nParnell could cover Figgis.\nJudy Greer would be just fine in her role but physically tarting it up some, which she is capable of. She can do the crazy no problem.\nWalters is a shoo-in.\nUnless Aisha Tyler spent some significant time in the gym, I don't know she'd sell it. Too bad Pam Grier is pushing 70.\nGiven the U.N.C.L.E. chemistry, Armie Hammer would make a fine Barry if Cavill got the Archer role.\nNot a big fan of Rebel Wilson, but I think she'd kill it as Pam but it would have to be Amber Nash's voice.\nThat leaves Ray & Krieger as tough ones to cast.\n\n\n",
"Holy shit snacks!",
"Oh. I get it. But I didn’t watch archer until maybe season 5??? So I just assumed it was a really frequent phrase said on the series. ",
"It would definitely make sense, it being based on a ~~comic~~ old TV Show. They've probably got some good material to adapt.",
"It looks like he's about to say \"Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!\"",
"How does something that’s already made it to the front page when the show was popular make it, AGAIN, to the front page?? I honestly wonder if anyone is tracking how many front page reposts make it back to the front page?",
"don't forget Cheryl: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0339460/\n\nshe does crazy better than anybody",
"That movie is better than it has any right to be. ",
"thank you!",
"Looks like Shooter McGavin had never come across Happy Gilmore ",
"He always looks like Archer",
"\"You can't put a Paco Rabanne belt on a Patou.\"",
"\"No no no because forget the dog rule, this pug is amazing!\"\n\n*Bark Bark Bark*\n\nC'mon man, that's puttin' on the ritz!\"",
"He's too old now, but Jim Caviezel bears a closer resemblance IMO: https://i.imgur.com/jyg3FcU.png",
"His name is jus so fucking forgettable. I don’t know what it is! He is just so incredibly generic. ",
"Reddit just wrote another script. ",
"Could of sworn I had something for this ",
"\"All turned on yet?\"",
"Oh I'm aware, I was also quoting the show. That's what Woodhouse's old war buddy says after the line at the 0:14 mark on that video (although it's cut off there.) He assumes Woodhouse and Archer are gay since they live together.",
"Anyone know the name of that jacket style?",
"Are you sure this isn’t Matt Bomer? ",
"After seeing that movie, I thought, \"That's the next James Bond\".",
"You haven't? Jesus be prepared to laugh like never before ",
"Oh god. I don’t think he’s THAT evil. ",
"Laaaanaaaaaaaaa!!!!! What! Danger zone!!",
"Where did this come from?? ",
"I honestly cant say I dont want this, but without my man H Jon voicing him, I just dont know if it would work. Id listen to an Archer radio serial and be perfectly fine. ",
"Matt Bomer is the name that occurred to me.",
"Get H. Jon Benjamin to do a voiceover of Jon Hamm's lines from Baby Driver and there's a rough draft of a live action Archer. ",
"It's called a harrington jacket. They are a little hard to find right now because bomber jackets are all the rage. A good harrington will never go out of style. ",
"To make you 6'2\" and make your jaw a granite countertop ",
"Perfect casting",
"Hamm has the humor, but is (and certainly looks) a decade too old.\n\nOn the other hand Cavill might be too big to fit the character.",
"The scene where Cavill's character is sitting on that pier drinking a glass of Chianti Vecchio, eating a sandwich, and listening to Peppino Gagliardi on the radio while his teammate is being chased around the bay and being shot at is probably one of my top ten [favorite scenes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZ5VQVHMoc#t=1:13) in cinema.",
"Where can I watch it",
"All I want in life right now is a live action Archer. Which would be great since the other voice actors (not Archer's) look like their characters!",
"That man can do no wrong 😍😍😍",
"No one tell him.",
"and then have h. jon benjamin voiceover the movie for archer as a joke",
"Sterling Archer is a better actor",
"I feel like no one could really play archer in a live action. It is 98% the voice to me. Unless someone could pull off a perfect impression and look the part. Haven't seen someone that seems like they could do it yet though.",
"As sad as it is, a lot of men who are bodybuilders list childhood bullying as one of the reasons for hitting the gym.",
"Pleeeeease make this happen!!!",
"Came here just for this comment. You lovey bastards don’t disappoint. ",
"I second this motion.",
"Just do what they did for Lord of the rings with gandalf and the hobbits",
"I had no clue. I'll try to find it to watch later tonight!",
"Cyril voicing over Armie Hammer got me",
"It is bad writing. Superman is a perfect foil for the entire rests of Metropolis and you can really do a lot with providing an old-school sense of morals and ethics against a modern backdrop of moral relativism. I would love to write a scene where a modern Lois Lane has a talk with Supes about how people feel about helping others and charity in the modern world. I'd like to hear what he has to say. There is an interesting story there.",
"The problem I would see is that Archer is synonymous with John Benjamin's voice and part of what makes him funny. Plus with amimation they can make the subtle humor and expressions they want. Hemry Cavill resembles him sure but he's not exactly a great actor or that funny.\n\nWhy even make a live action of it? Its perfectly fine as is. Nearly every live action remake ive seen of anything has sucked balls and im sure an Archer remake would be no exception. Ots because theres always some asshole producer who goes: \"Hey that was popular and cool! Lets do it but with real people!\"\n\nNo. Just leave it the. Fuck. Alone. So no remake of The goonies, you already fucked up Ghostbusters, no Caddyshack remale, no fucking Ferris Buellrr reboot and anything classic. Just please fucking stop.",
"Yeah, it was basically the same character. ",
"I feel like this happens alot with Guy Ritchie films. They are all so good and never get the hype they deserve.",
"I've always thought Live Action Archer should be played by H. Jon Benjamin himself with the physical differences never brought up at all.",
"Well i do know it didn't do the best at the box office, especially in the US. ",
"Fund it.",
"Live action\n...\nPlease ",
"He's too effeminate looking although he and Cavill do look alike. Bomer isnt as manly sexy somehow and I'm not sure why because he is nice to look at. ",
"Any other females here who couldn't help but notice his bulge?...wink....wink..\n",
"I rarely watch movies more than once. I have seen The Man from U.N.C.L.E. four times.",
"BUT WHAT IF THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT FINALLY MEETING ARCHER'S DAD!",
"No, he actually ISNT. Surprised to find out Jon Hamm is actually John Hamm?",
"I came here to find this 😂",
"Yeah that’s what harmed Man from U.N.C.L.E wasnt it? The fact that it came out the same year as Kingsman is probably what hurt it",
"Max Steel",
"It ain't archer without H. Jon. Henry is a dead ringer physically, but H.Jon would need to overdub him, to me. that's a non starter.",
"I never understood why this particular joke was funny ",
"now that’s pretty good",
"I mean, technically I think they'd just have Henry Cavill just, like, act and speak normally and stuff. And then do ADR with Benjamin.\n\n...if this happened. Which it won't. ;(",
"Oh well. More Alicia Vikander for the rest of us",
"He would be a better Archer than he is Superman if he gets the acting down lol",
"I think I overestimated his age because he's got the [salt and pepper hair coming on.](https://imgur.com/twgz2KJ) He's 46, but I thought he was like 48-54. Either way, he's not a young man anymore, and Archer has too much boyish charm.",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"Are you blind Woodhouse? Clearly one of my turtlenecks is a darker shade of black than the other.",
"Excuse me, are you forgetting Archer ***invented*** the dark turtleneck? ",
"I'm not sure he's quite old enough to play Cavill's dad (only 12-years difference...so *possible*), but that is effing brilliant...unless there's a character already canon that would make for a better storyline.",
"TACTICAL turtleneck!",
"Lol source? Working out that hard for months, for one single scene sounds like absolute bullshit and very likely is. ",
"For me, I wrote it off as just another classic TV show adaptation, and those almost always suck ass. Never even bothered to watch a trailer.",
"When I was watching the trailer I honestly thought it WAS a live action Archer movie. ",
"Kind... of",
"It doesn't. HAVE. To match!",
"It could only be Burt Reynolds.",
"I'd love to see a live action Archer special with real actors dubbed by the cast of the show.",
"Fourthed",
"No doubt. It even has Armie Hammer as Russian Barry. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPuaM0ZE88",
"I don't even like Archer, but seeing this makes me want there to be a live action movie made NOW. Who should play his mother? ",
"As much as I love Matt Bomer, Henry Cavill just makes him look like \"Store Brand Archer\"",
"Make a movie or something with his lips moving and H. Jon Benjamin dubbing the dialogue. ",
"When I thought of who would play Cheryl / Carol / charlene... It was always Judy Greer",
"Bro, you fucked up. It's literally Archer, just slightly more serious, and not animated. I honestly couldn't believe it watching it the first time, like seriously, Russian \"enemy\" that you have to pair up with. If they didn't take the idea directly from the show they're just dirty dirty liars.",
"Danger Zone!",
"Name something that gives Reddit a better hate boner than Amy Schumer",
"You should play my Archer drinking game where any time Archer consumes or talks about consuming something, you do too. Weed, coke, mangoes, etc.",
"Announced back in April or so?\n\nhttp://m.imdb.com/news/ni60998785",
"Petition for a live-action Archer season",
"Announced back in April or so?\n\nhttp://m.imdb.com/news/ni60998785",
"RIP Woodhouse :'(",
"God there are so many damn movies. I remember wanting to see that then just completely forgot it existed.",
"Mawp ",
"But... but he died in BS. Didn’t he?",
"Dude his jawline is insane",
"Hey, Henry Cavill's PR team! ",
"probably because it's fucking great, a real work of art.",
"Looks like he is saying \"Woodhouse come quickly this man is covered in ants.\"",
"Thank you!",
"Do leg stretches",
"Agreed, I thought that was a great film, I think I watched it on HBO Go or something like that, never even remember seeing it advertised or being in theaters at all and I live in a major city in SoCal! ",
"> I don't know why in that one episode they had the voices for Eugene and Louise for the underwater episode but in the Bob's Burgers episode the kids were silent\n\nvoice actors are expensive, yo.",
"MMW: This post is to get people talking about the Man From U.N.C.L.E. sequel. ",
"I saw it in the theaters because Armie Hammer. But I actually ended up liking it as a film rather than just an excuse to ogle hot dudes. ",
"No Homo, but I would full Homo",
"Have they asked him to play bond? Seems like he’d fit",
"Or, from, you know, _the original television series._",
"Danger 5. Season 1 anyway; Season 2 is... an experience.",
"We need a live action Archer movie. Badly.\n",
"I'd love both, actually. Would love to see what the Wild Bunch is up to these days.",
"Now I want Cavill and Jon Hamm to play brothers in an action comedy ",
"He’s my perfect man and I used to be straight until I saw him",
"Wait are we still not doing phrasing anymore?",
"\"Where'd you get your turtleneck from, the turtleneck store?\"",
"Am I the only one who thinks this person looks nothing like Archer but is indeed wearing a turtle neck? Put one on literally anyone and make the same comment",
"LANNNAA!!",
"I don't remember seeing a welcome mat at your back door",
"Man, as a straight guy, I have to say, he’s fucking beautiful ",
"And as a recent example, AKA Oliver from Call Me By Your Name.",
"I thought Jake gyllenhall. ",
"I'm still disappointed he wasn't cast as Gaston in Beauty and The Beast.",
"Sploosh",
"It is fat dripping from ke-babs",
"All good, friend. There are no mistakes, only happy accidents",
"They have to do a live action Archer now. This is just to perfect. ",
"I've seen better.\n\n*Looks in mirror*",
"Jon Hamm or Henry needs to be Archer. They need to get on that ASAP. \n\n\nBTW, in case you didn't know the turtleneck *cough* tactleneck is the greatest thing a man can wear. Just make sure you have rippling muscles and incredible handsomeness..oh and you're not gay (reference to show before anyone gets on my back). ",
"Mah....Mah....Mah",
"Mother!!!!!!!",
"We aren’t talking about Emma Watson. ",
"*gets electric chair*",
"This is bad content.",
"Cheryl could be similar to Leslie Nielson as an agent. (Movie names escape me)",
"You're thinking of Batman, my friend\n\nedit: I was going to link whatever I thought my reference was but all I see are box office reports about Lego Batman and 50 Shades of Grey. ",
"Also his lips are thin and too high up on his face. But maybe that just me. ",
"That’s a great film. ",
"Matt Bomer is one of the very few men that I know for sure makes some women shed a tear that he’s gay, and taken, and happily married with kids, but dammit man. ",
"Or a well-built Neal Caffrey",
"/r/ladyboners",
"Kingsman was like self aware Bond, like halfway between Bond and Austin Powers, maybe this centuries take on parody. The church scene was iconic though. \n\nThe Man from UNCLE was like this mid point of having all the elements of good bond and abandoning the bad and [still having its own signature](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU--rVFU45g). I don't know why but new bond you are handed all these iconic visuals and you still feel completely disconnected from them, but old Bond the sets, the visuals themselves were characters in the film, [thunderball is peak bond ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=5XIwUxmtX5U), its just fun, and ridiculous and grand and intense, that set does a lot of the work for the actors, which is fine. ",
"Needs blue eyes. 9/10",
"Woodhouse! I'm going to be checking that bowl! ",
"He looks like the kind of guy who crys when the Starbucks line is too long.",
"Doesn't Archer have dark black hair and blue eyes? ",
"Inappropes.",
"Boner and all. ",
"wait it's on HBO Go?!?! ",
"I love that movie. It's so good and visually pleasing to watch ",
"Am I the only person who thinks Dylan McDermott *is* the real Sterling Archer? I think he has the exact look and voice, but no idea if he could nail the delivery.",
"For that matter, why not animate it?",
"His story isn't completely unfactual, just as typical on Reddit, \"a little over exxagerated\". Here is an article from People Magazine where Cahill says after shooting he said “I had an apple pie,” he said, “a tub of ice cream and a full pizza.”\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/people.com/bodies/henry-cavill-how-brutal-exercise-and-diet-made-him-the-man-of-steel/amp/",
"Ummm Bob Saget? HelloOo?",
"'No one stays good in this world' was pretty damn good. Ill never forget the pain on his face.",
"I think you mean El Contador",
"> The Man From U.N.C.L.E.\n\nI liked this movie. Thought all three did a good job. Really hoped for at least another or two films.",
"They should shoot an Archer movie with him and have him overdubbed by H. Jon Benjamin",
"Besides being a fun movie, there's also a ridiculous amount of attractive people in it. Cavil, Armie Hammer, Elizabeth Debiki & Alicia Vikander. Oh and awesome retro 60s designer clothes. ",
"Not enough Cell Shading..\n\n",
"It's good, I've never binged or watched it in order and I def need to. ",
"God now i want him in an archer movie.....lannnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa",
"Some people are just so beautiful and lucky. You see them with a clear face, a good body, no acne, good teeth. Lucky genes",
"but.... wasn't he in \"the man from u.n.c.l.e. \"? i thought that movie was as close to a Archer movie as we could possibly get .",
"A live action archer... I’d go see that.",
"Apparently I misremembered a bit, but I was pretty close. \n \nFrom IMDb:\nHenry Cavill said that the most difficult part of making the movie, was definitely his two shirtless scenes. He had been training for months prior to filming, but for his shirtless scenes, he went on an extremely difficult diet and training regimen in which his calorie intake was cut from five thousand to nearly fifteen hundred for six weeks. After six weeks, he reached a body fat level of just seven percent, the level achieved by professional body-builders during competitions. Henry said he did this because he wanted to make his abs as pronounced and his muscles as defined as humanly possible, to create the best possible Superman physique. Cavill returned to a more manageable routine after the scenes were shot, but felt his effort was rewarded when audiences and critics alike praised his physique for the true embodiment of what Superman would look like. After he had shot his shirtless scenes, director Zack Snyder gave him a tub of ice cream and pizza to reward him for his Herculean effort for the shirtless scenes.",
"Or dye his hair blonde and he can play Barry.",
"\"Do you want ants?\"",
"I say leave him the way he is, it really amps up everyone's resentment of him because he really is only there because it's his moms company, he is just a fuck up who gets lucky, constantly drunk because he is terrified/depressed and it is his coping mechanism. Half of his stories are told through beer goggles and the other half embellished to pump his own ego. \n\nI think baby franco would be ok, he could play a spoiled rich kid in way over his head and scared shitless until he gets drunk and \"becomes\" archer.",
"It’s the only show I’ve rewatched 3 times and I’m going for 4 now.",
"\"So we're not doing 'phrasing' any more?\"",
"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. ",
"I’d watch that movie",
"The naked gun?",
"I suspect market testing... ",
"If he had a different voice and was a better actor I'd say he should play Archer in a live action version. ",
"Sandwich scene is great, but my favorote scene is when he realizes he's been poisoned/drugged he just casually grabs some pillows and makes himself comfortable instead of the typical \"struggle and fall over fighting\"",
"It's basically the same character. ",
"You wanna see my dick?",
"You just blew my mind, friend. ",
"I don’t know if they grade it but... *course.*",
"I read that in krieger's voice. ",
"Wait. What?",
"I can tell they removed his mustache in post ",
"LANAAA!",
"My biggest problem with that is he wouldn't sound like H. Jon Benjamin.",
"The US Government? \n\nNot getting political, just saw an opportune time to make the reference. ",
"The tactile-neck!",
"My tentative live action cast list; \n\nArcher\nHenry cavill \n\nLana\nAisha Tyler or \nZoe Saldana \n\nWoodhouse \nNiles from The Nanny or\nJohnny Knoxville in his grandpa suit\n\nArchers Mom\nMeryl Streep\n\nPam\nFat Amy\nOr Amy Schumer \n\nCarol\nAnna Camp \n\nCyril\nJosh peck\nOr Steve Carrell \n\nKreagor\nBrett gelman or\nBill hader \n\nRay Gillette \nTodd Chrisley\n\nNikolai Jackov\nJeffrey tambor \n\nBarry\nRyan Reynolds \n\nBurt Reynolds \nBurt Reynolds ",
"As long as they allow him to shave his mustache. ",
"Your wife telling you to stop with those types of jokes either means you are a good dad or WILL make a good dad. Keep up the good work!",
"And now I want nothing but for him to star in an Archer movie",
"Phrasing",
"It might be one of the only shows I've recommended that comes back with a 100% approval rating ",
"We need a live action Archer. How can we make this happen?\n",
"I'll bring a shovel!",
"He made the movie after signing that contract so... and they're planning a sequel to Man from Uncle so...",
"And now I'm short a slightly darker black one. Thanks new dufflebag.",
"The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Zone!",
"Pretty sure this is him in his Man from U.N.C.L.E role",
"RAMMMMPAGGEEEE!!!!",
"Anywhere I can watch it? Hulu, Netflix, etc?",
"Someone please tell me this is a pic of The Man from UNCLE sequel ",
"Lots of screenplays don’t make it to screen but I really hope this is true. Such a great movie with amazing cast chemistry!",
"Watch the movie The man from U. N. C. L. E. It's as close to an archer live action movie as you can get. They even have cyril and barry. ",
"Forget? Wasn't that what he was replying to?",
"great story. I feel like I was there.",
"I knew there was a reason I was in love with a cartoon",
"It was so much better than I expected it to be. Really hoping for another one.",
"Meh, he is so rich that balding is just a choice, one he doesn't have to take.",
"That's a nice jacket.",
"Well this is from the movie the man from uncle which was a tv show that was the inspiration of Archer. The character Archer is based off on is the one Henry is playing in the movie.",
"He was SUPER charismatic in JL, imo. Had that perfect Superman feel to him. ",
"'Dicky Seamus'?",
"He looks like superman ",
"/r/movies loves this film but almost nobody else does. Full disclosure, I watched it twice, the second time because this sub is so bullish on it, and thoroughly disliked it both times. The whole thing (acting, story, action) seems to sort of wobble back and forth over the line between comedy and seriousness, and not in a good way.\n\nIt's also really weird that Cavill is not all that convincing to me in it as his secret agent character and I cannot for the life of me tell you why. Like he really does look like Archer in this pic! I bet he'd make a realy good Archer! If you'd told me he makes a good Man from UNCLE I would have thought \"that makes perfect sense\" but seeing him in it, it just doesn't work. \n\nHonestly I think I would have liked the movie more if it was more of a comedy and less of an action film, or more of an action film but less of a comedy. What we end up with is not a good mashup of the two, which is doubly sad because those two genres tend to work *great* together.",
"Its pretty good, but I think they messed up the casting. Cavill should have been the russian and hammer he american. ",
"They should just do it Drunk History style with HC lip-syncing to HJB",
"Missing the drink...",
"https://www.facercise.com/dvds-books/ultimate-facercise-dvd-ntsc.html\n\nAsk and you shall receive",
"Jessica Walters not Meryl Streep.",
"Or a can of vegetables. ",
"The man from uncle was a really good movie.",
"You mean we really aren't using \"phrasing\".",
"If he was skinny he'd just work out to not be skinny and he would be attractive again....",
"[Well you really screwed that one up.](https://imgur.com/MMLsv0Q)",
"As long as H. Jon Benjamin’s voice is dubbed in, anyone can play Archer IRL movie. ",
"> and Pam the movie!\n\nWasn't that *Spy*? \n",
"Are we sure this isn’t a wax statue though \n",
"Or a communist themed action movie starring HC",
"That's MUH SUPERMAN right there",
"there he is, acting like a human and everything. also shows what a tragedy his superman is - cavill is a good actor, and he's probably even giving a pretty good performance as superman on set, under the conditions of the writing and directing he's working with, and is being hamstrung in editing. if DC had managed to land someone like the russos, who understand pacing and balance and how to portray the enormous burden of heroic responsibility he would be killing it.",
">But if we are talking about looks, 100%, he has it.\n\nWhen it comes to reddit fantasy casting that's literally the only thing anyone thinks about.",
"Seriously. That's like, eggs 101.",
"I always though he was a tall man.\nTurns out my girlfriend is the same height as he is...",
"I believe he is missing the hard bone structure.",
"FTFY shades of dark grey ",
"Jazz hands on deck.",
"Odd question, anyone know the jacket he’s wearing? I’ve been looking for one exactly like it",
"Always been my choice.",
"Henry Cavil overall looks like Sterling Archer \n",
"Absolutely! ",
"Archer would never wear anything over his tacktleneck.",
"I saw Christopher Reeve at first glance.",
"Also yes.",
"So dreamy ",
"Archer is probably the only cartoon I wouldn't mind a live action version of.\n",
"How have I never heard of this movie before? It looks great.",
"Real life movie needs to be made ",
"Because turtle necks, they're like.... Tacticool",
"Nope. Ben Katz. ",
"We need to have a serious talk about ‘phrasing’",
"I’ve always wanted a live action. The voice actors could actually all play themselves.... except archer ",
"He's thorty-something",
"I thought it's Matt Bomer.",
"I had no idea I was missing a classic Guy Ritchie movie all these years. Sold.",
"Inappropes.\n\n...no?",
"I think it was a few months ago, unless I just don’t remember renting it from Red Box or something, I don’t think it’s on HBO right now though, sorry to get you excited! ",
"It is the film version of Archer. Amongst many things it's based off of the book Archer was inspired by. ",
"Oh my god he was so good in that movie. Everybody was. My absolute favourite of 2017.\n\nFun fact: they had to remove Armie's balls in post in some scenes because of how... revealing his shorts were.",
"People said the same thing about captain America but they managed to make a blockbuster trilogy out of him. ",
"Him as Archer and get other look a like actors and over dub The original voice cast of archer cartoon and do a movie. Who else would be good?",
"\"I invented the turtle neck look,.... Idiot\" ",
"Needs more cocaine\n",
"I think of James Franco when I see that pic of Henry Cavill",
"Doh! I was replying to the inbox without seeing my own parent!",
"The Nice Guys was on like every best movies of the year list that year. People who give a shit about that sorta movie saw it, a movie like that I never gonna reach avengers levels of hype.\n\nAlso, Uncle was alright, no where near as good as Nice Guys. ",
"LAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAAA",
"Thats how you get ants!",
"No, Sterling Archer looks just like Henry Cahill in this pic.",
"thanks!",
"I just did the same thing. It was a great choice",
"I didn't realize opinions were wrong. ",
"Hubba hubba ",
"Even Superman is not safe from the Norwood Reaper",
"That's the same guy? Really??",
"I don't have another actor in mind, and this maybe be a hated opinion, but I think he's too old.",
"Or kinda like Bond? He's rocking that turtleneck.",
"And Threat Level Midnight!",
"SPLOOSH",
"Just needs blue eyes\n",
"Also came here to say this, so…fifthed?",
"Wouldn't the sequel just be the TV series? ",
"I heard that movie was a bucket of poop. Is it not?",
"Based off of what I've seen in that one spy comedy he was in, Cavill would be a nearly perfect Archer\n",
"I understand that it won't reach the level of the Avengers, only really Star Wars is capable of doing that, but I would think that a movie that good would make more than $62mil worldwide on a $50mil budget. It may have received a lot of acclaim, but it did not receive the money that that acclaim would normally suggest. The same can be said about Blade Runner 2049 earlier this year.",
"whhhaaat. How have I not seen this episode! Must watch.. \nedit: I see now, it was a DVD extra scene",
"Man from UNCLE is one of my favorite movies",
"Holy shit he is archer. John H Benjamin should do a live action short of archer with him",
"I don’t think I would be mad about this live action movie",
"It doesn't HAVE to match.",
"My fav scene of the movie.",
"o for fucks sake they even have the same nose bumb",
"I absolutely love this movie!! I seriously hope they are making another one. The scene with the boat and the scene with the electric chair thing always make me laugh wicked hard! Guy Ritchie just \"gets me\" in general though. His movies are like the graphic novels of the movie world. ",
"I'm going to say that I hate this opinion. Cavill's only 34. if he's much younger than that as archer, then a lot of it isn't as believable. If he's older...Well, same thing.",
"\"Good, because all I've had to eat today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.\"",
"Not really ",
"He IS Archer!",
"Henry Cavill plays Archer in a live action feature film, but H. Jon Benjamin still does the voice in adr. I can get behind that ",
"No idea. I should probably watch that movie ",
"If you have never watched the show before you NEED to check it out. The first couple seasons are some of the funniest TV you ever will see.",
"I think he's a bit too old.",
"Do I look like I need bald guy cream? I can barely get a comb through this; it's so thick my barber charges me twice.",
"IIIIIIII can neither confirm nor deny. I had a lot of fun in it and Superman's finally Superman in it. He gets the best scenes. It's definitely my favourite DCU film. However, it's absolutely flawed and I hope to God they fix Superman's face in the DVD/Blu-Ray. I'd definitely say check it out, but don't expect...anything. I went in assuming I'd completely hate it and had a lot of fun. ",
"Live action Archer and (Other) Barry.",
"Because this is how we gets ants, Woodhouse!",
"Armie Hammer talked to Lionel Wigram about it and Wigram decided he would go ahead and write the script. That was a year or so ago, I think, so. Here's hoping!",
"He was chunky as a kid and got made fun of a lot. ",
"Here's the [trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4Iv_N9Nno)!",
"Underrated movie that unfortunately probably will not get the sequel it deserves. ",
"He's too \"distinguished\" to play Archer? Well that's not what I was trying to say at all.",
"Said the homo",
"Look I know movies are personal taste and all. But it wasnt my cup of tea. So don't let.them hype it up too mich",
"I saw the movie on a whim when it first came out and I was not disappointed in the decision. I need to watch it again it’s been a minute. Great plot, hot cast, funny moments. It was everything I love about a movie ",
"He's still a \"boy\", while Jon Hamm is a \"man\".",
"live action Archer movie needs to be made ",
"Who dat is ",
"Archer live action movie.",
"I'm pretty sure that's The Master from Dr. Byron Orpheus' daughter's closet. ",
"Or a cgi velociraptor.",
"Codename: Duchess of Steel. ",
"It's a good movie.",
"No he does not",
"> just watched the trailer\n\n",
"Nah",
"man im straight but i would love long ass cuddle sessions with henry as he just cradles me w his big muscles and shit ",
"Schmidt from New Girl",
"the cgi is incredible",
"I just started thinking a live action Archer movie would be awesome when I saw this, but without H. Jon Benjamin’s voice it would never be right. ",
"I really did. I’ll need you to buy some sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but, coarse",
"Idk. All I see is sexy. ",
"Now Zod can’t break his neck.",
"Such a good movie! ",
"It's seriously good, I was pleasantly surprised by it. Hopefully you watched it in the time between you posting and me posting this message. ",
"EA ",
"lol...or the fact that there was a character arc development where he was a reluctant hero, an isolated/depressed one and then finally the fully realized one. \nrewatch the movies and understand the bigger picture. \nit's surprising how badly misunderstood snyder's overall themes were, it's not like he was hiding them.",
"“I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck! The … tactleneck.”",
"The only reason that I haven't watched it yet is because I'm worried it will turn me gay due to how attractive both male leads are.\n\nJust kidding obviously, I really need to watch it. ",
"But taller, more muscles and less gay.",
"Make it happen!",
"Could this be the beginning of what we all secretly want?",
"he wasn't supposed to have charisma in BvS. \ni thought he was good in JL in the short time he was in it",
"Hell, the entire movie *The Man From UNCLE* is basically one big, long, and bad episode of Archer! Cavill is in it, and he plays pseudo-Archer. \n\nIt's an extremely fun movie, but not nearly as good as it should've been, and also not nearly as good as Archer.\n\nBut, hey, it tried! Barry's even in it, if you can believe it.",
">Who is supposed to be a boring guy that fans agree is way overpowered and uninteresting.\n\nYeah that must be why he's one of the least popular comic book characters out there. Oh... wait...\n\nSeems to me like you don't actually have any idea what fans think or want and are projecting your own subjective opinions on an entire fanbase. ",
"They made a short video where Joel Silver chews them out for being beat at the box office by Angry Birds. ",
"Did someone say live action Archer?",
"WHAT!?!?!",
"I loved him in that flick.",
"Cool! Thanks for taking the time to give a synopsis internet stranger. Cheers!",
"possibly filming ‘the man from u.n.c.l.e 2’",
"The line he gives is fantastic as well. ",
"I gotchu!",
"Makeup and a bit of weight loss could fix that",
"You know you read all these comments in his voice.",
"Don't worry, there's a support group. ",
"Let me be more clear... Not \"too old\" as in actual age. I feel Henry LOOKS too old. My apologies.",
"Seriously, why not read the comments before posting the same thing as the 90 other people that didn't read the comments first.",
"Oh. Haha. And I didn't realize that parent was you!",
"I went to a Christmas party with him once, and the next day he came and hung out at our gym and we chatted for an hour or so. \n\nCan confirm. Is attractive. \n\nAlso I am a straight, and married, male. For context.",
"Man from U.N.C.L.E. is the closest we'll get to a live-action Archer. ",
"If you can dub a mustache you can dub a voice.",
"That’s what I’ve always said! His character it “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” Is literally just sterling archer ",
"Speaking as a gay guy, I used to find him hot too...then I found out that he's in his mid-30s and likes dating teenagers. He had a kind of \"ick\" vibe to him after I learned that.",
"Just like 007 is what he looks like! He needs to be the next James Bond. He's perfect for the role. It's like Ian Fleming created the character with him in mind!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Arms and all, he is the embodiment of a ken Barbie ",
"oh snap. I totally see it.\n\nedit: I totally think he could do it with practice. his work on The Campaign was hilarious.",
"Lad's got a detachable chin",
"Guess I need to actually finish it",
"Phrasing! Wait are we not doing that anymore?!",
"Stertling Archer",
"She would be perfect, she is hilarious and really good at being weird. ",
"None of my business, consenting adults and so on",
"He's good as Superman. He is also a fit for James Bond.",
"Live action movie. Stat.",
"Don't be such queen of drama!",
"He's kinda old now though for that role, I think, anyway.",
"LANAAAAAA!!!",
"Mmmmmm",
"Fifty Shades of Very Dark Gray and Slightly Darker Black \n\ncoming Valentines day, 2018 to a theater near you",
"Sexy as all hell",
"He's not from Ternate you lying scum",
"What? Look, he thinks he's people!",
"For me it was him or Jon Hamm",
"But you didn't post the link for others to watch it. No worries. I've got your back.",
"That's honestly one of the funniest parts of the whole show for me. The delivery is spot on.",
"He’s the only choice for the live action movie.",
"Just watched it this weekend for the first time, I'm disappointed I didn't see it sooner. The first time they had to work together I was immediately reminded of Archer and Barry.",
"Not that vacant",
"I always thought Dylan McDermott would be a better choice, personally. He even sounds a little like him. But Hamm is a close second. ",
"Nope. Kept going on my Chuck marathon. But I did... acquire it.",
"“Or are 5 in a dark black, and the other 5 a SLIGHTLY darker black.”",
"Wait? Are we still doing- ",
"O nice",
"di they CGI remove his mustache here too?",
"But it takes you pretty damn far, imo. ",
"https://imgur.com/sbVMCKA",
"explaining face at its finest ",
"I am seeing that suggestion being tossed out there a lot. but am I the only one that thinks seeing Cavill acting while H. Jon's voice is coming out would be really friggin weird?\n\nno different than dubbing a movie in a different language, I imagine. and those who have never seen what H. Jon Benjamin looks like probably won't notice. but it would certainly throw me off.",
"> supposed to be a boring guy that fans agree is way overpowered and uninteresting\n\nSome fans might agree, but plenty of fans like him just the way he is. Do you remember how much criticism N52 Supes got? Or how much people complained about his personality in MOS and BvS, but praised his portrayal in JL?",
"He's no John ham ",
"Damn it now i want a live-action Archer movie ",
"Almost too good looking",
"I think it's closer to the confidence that voice has when he's saying these things that makes archers face look more like the voice sounds. It doesn't match Benjamin's face, or rather the stereotype of guys who look like Ben.",
"Archer the movie confirmed, starring that superman guy. ",
"If you look at the word \"darker\" for too long it doesn't even look like a real word ",
"I prefer Jason's physique http://cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/2017/11/justice_league_aquaman_jason_momoa.jpg\n\nBetter pecs ",
"When a member of the proletariat approaches you",
"no he doesn't",
"I haven't even watched Archer but I've always thought he looked really similar to Archer.",
"I love you.",
"Would you want that in a black or a slightly darker black?",
"Sterling Archer on Ice, 10/10 would see",
"Gimme some of that Kazanova the movie...",
"I'm still not sure I agree... I see where you're coming from, definitely. But I always figured that Archer was in his 30's, so seeing Cavill in his mid 30's isn't as harsh to me\n",
"Wife and I saw the trailer for it before a movie and were excitedly whispering to each other \"Holy shit, they made a live action Archer!\" It wasn't even something that I knew I wanted until we saw it.\n \n",
"The turtleneck gives it away",
"I have the exact same hairline, hasn't moved in over a decade. \n\nI think it's just a mature hairline that slowly recedes once you're hitting 50 if its anything like my grandad.",
"so I am the wifey and I am incredibly clumsy. we actually have a classification of durability called \"Maddie proof\"",
"I would give myself brain damage to watch Nice Guys again for the first time. Definitely top 5 of all time. I’d kill for a sequel.",
"Full homo. ",
"Who is that guy, looks familiar. ",
"It set up a sequel, but did so poorly, I doubt we see it.\n\nBonus fun fact: Ducky, the medical examiner from *NCIS* is played by David McCallum, who first rose to fame playing Illya, the role Armie Hammer plays in the film. ",
"If they were lower his facial symmetry would be off and could potentially end up looking like a mouth breather (it legit shapes your face).",
"\"Take it off! We look totally gay!\" ",
"I just read every single comment in here in Archers voice. Even this comment. No seriously, is there a better voice than his?",
"Archer is definitely in his mid thirties, but actual age is not what I'm referring to. Plenty of actors play parts they look the age for, not what they actually are. I've always felt that Henry looks way older than he actually is. Maybe it's just me. I don't know.",
"I wasn't really familiar with him until American Horror Story and the first thing I thought was, \"Holy cow, that dude is Archer!\"",
"John Hamm would be a great Archer. ",
"It has a bar in the glove compartment!!!!! ",
"You dropped this \\",
"Took me forever to check it out too. One of my favorite action/comedies now. Do yourself a favor.",
"Now I have to punish you. Don't be surprised if you have to eat a bunch of...spiderwebs",
"Ninja BABE\n\nScene 1:\n\nThere is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.\n\nEnd\n\n-This is awesome.",
"If they cast him as Archer, they don't even need to CG his upper lips. If they start off with Bob's Burger Archer",
"Henry Caville was very entertaining in A Man From U.N.C.L.E. I think he would play an awesome Archer",
"Jon Hamm? That guy doesn't look like Archer. Cavill looks like Archer. ",
"That movie rocks so hard it's amazing.",
"Now sort them by color.",
"How have I never seen this? Absolutely amazing",
"Chris Evans?",
"In an old, dirty t-shirt and jeans.",
"Sometimes I forget just how great Archer is. ",
"*oh god*",
"He looks like he was chiseled from the creamiest of stones. I’m not even gay and it’s boner time yo.",
"Sounds like we got a film time to cast the rest of the squad ",
"Thanks John Oliver.",
"If just Henry Cavill had a nicer face then he’d be okay :-( oh well!",
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd like him to spoon me",
"Thank you. That's what I came here to ensure was expressed. AMAZING it's as if Archer stepped into real life. Archer deserves a well planned/executed live action movie. ",
"That would be way better! ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4ssw4t/sterling_archer_in_the_flesh/",
"It was a really good movie more people need to give it a shot.",
"Found Action Man. ",
"I do this too, or just follow specific directors (not to sound pretentious lol)",
"Look at his ears...",
"[His hairline](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/5c/3e/c55c3e8c56f43172d9a2d9b1c2d3fce3.jpg) isn't looking so great. If it makes you feel better!",
"Yeah Cavill with Archer’s voice? That’s going in the bank!",
"Kevlar, obviously darling!",
"HOW HARD IS IT TO POACH A GODDAMN EGG? ",
"Yeah it definitely works both ways, the point i was trying to make is better put with your addition... basically just watch what YOU want to. How did you like 2049? Been waiting to see bc im begging my bf to watch the original with me first since he never saw either",
"here's to jolly cooperation !",
"No, you aren't that big",
"Im happy watching Cavil's career growth. I really want this guy to win. ",
"LANAAA LANAAAA! DANGER ZONE! ",
"In that case don’t get back to work. ",
"It's only gay if the balls touch.",
"Agreed here. Good point. Like i said to another poster, just like what you like sometimes its a hit, sometimes its a miss, but youll find more enjoyment just seeking things instead of listening to others. ",
"Had to rewatch that scene since it was mentioned (too good to pass up). GOD, when the boat explodes and Cavill stops chewing, but just for a second... priceless. ",
"Understandable. personally, i think it would add another element to a film given the aesthetic of the animation on the show.",
"Probably why he played him in man from uncle",
"LANA! Lana! LANNNNAAAAAAAA",
"I litterally just got done saying this too, yeah sometimes its “just a movie”. Being fun and entertaining is enough sometimes. Doesn’t always have to be some stellar artwork. Yeah its fun, sometimes thats what you want. Sometimes you just wanna watch something and escape. \n\nThats whats fun about movies they can be whatever you want. You have a good perspective ",
"Obsidian, Onyx, Midnight, Lost Soul, Rolling Blackout, Sleeping Panther and Void [by Armani](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fT5Gpp4W1cA/maxresdefault.jpg). Hey Jerry, [does this look](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5Gpp4W1cA) black to you too?",
"Mm",
"Get rid of that friend. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.",
"Have you seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? ",
"Genius! And make it a tv series!",
"Yup. Left is freshman year at UCLA, right is from a Banana Republic ad. ",
"yet they still brought in the voices of gene and louise in a later episode",
"Where is the mustache?",
"Ned to cgi a mustache back on him so he's got the Justice League creepy face in every picture.",
"There's a turtleneck cosmetic for the Spy in TF2. I shamelessly named mine the Tactleneck.",
"That's a lot of cake.",
"\"You killed a black astronaut that's like killing a unicorn\"",
"thanks!",
"Is that where babies come from?",
" No he doesn't ",
"It's hilarious. I tell people it's a spy comedy movie and they usually fold pretty quick. I think most people imagine a knock off Bond and get turned off. ",
"I imagine it would be more schedule restricted. Given how often the VA's appear in tandem across works it would imply that they are some what friends who invite each other for parts, so I can't imagine them declining a chance for a hilarious crossover bit because money.",
"Thanks Dodge!",
"Cavill is actually a perfect casting choice for Superman, to be honest. The character is just written and directed so poorly in the movies.",
"\"Do you want a dick in your butt? Cause that's how you get a dick in your butt.\"",
"Casting Archer:\n\nArcher: Ryan Reynolds\nLana: ??? (I need some help)\nCyril: Chris Parnell (obviously)\nRay: Thomas Lennon\nMalory: Jessica Walter (obviously #2)\nCheryl: Anna Kendrick\nPam: Rebel Wilson?\nDr. Krieger: Jeff Goldblum\nWoodhouse: Michael Caine",
"Already on my list.",
"Honestly Cavill could probably pull off a version of the voice. ",
"somebody start an online fund raiser to get a live action Archer movie made starring Henry Cavil.",
"Now I am picturing Henry Cavil in a live action adaptation with H. Jon Benjamin voice dubbed over Cavil's voice.",
"Danger Zone!!",
"Uh, live action Netflix series maybe?",
"Goddammit how did I forget that show... I only watched it non stop as a kid.",
"So, you're saying you like pie more than cake?\n\nHey everybody! This guy likes pie more than he likes cake!",
"Completely slipped my mind. :/",
"After watching the man from Uncle, I thought he'd be a perfect Archer. ",
"It’s the tactleneck. ",
"This has got to be one of the most overrated movies on Reddit. Everyone thinks it’s some sleeper hit instead of just a pretty decent spy flick, which it is. Also it made $100m. How is that under the radar?",
"actually, most of archer's cast does record from different locations already. it could very well be money. or it could be that Kristen Schaal and Eugene Mirman were already cast as Cecil and Tiffany, so they decided not to put them in as Louise and Gene.\n\nStill doesn't explain Tina...",
"Yes.",
"Wait I had something for this.",
"Agreed.",
"You look like a snack ",
"THAT’S MY SUPERMAN!",
"Aisha Tyler could play herself. ",
"That movie made me want to watch the old tv show. Both are good.",
"That mirror thingy floating through space?",
"He's definitely lean. But 7 percent body fat is not what professional bodybuilders cut to foe their shows. They cut to 3 or 4, which is waaaaaay more lean than he is in that picture",
"LLLLAAAANNNNAAAA.... Danger Zone!",
"WHAT THE SHIT, LANA",
"I'd still hit that so hard...",
"He's gorgeous. ",
"cool",
"Happy cake day my dude",
"We need a movie...now",
"*i don't like sand*",
"Dat superman buttchin",
"Who & who",
"I didn't say that. **I never said that!**\n\nAnd Boston cream pie *is* cake.",
"Tactilneck. All he needs is nightvision goggles for night shoveling",
"Holy shitsnacks....",
"God DAMMIT Woodhouse. I said to arrange these by color!",
"Whoa. He’s got small hands.",
"That guy is probably drowning in pussy (or dicks). Like swimming in them. Swan diving into them. Backstroking. Like a kid in one of those Chuck E Cheese plastic ball pits",
"A live action Archer film or episode needs to happen! ",
"A live action Archer film or episode needs to happen! ",
"I'd watch that",
"happy cake day! ",
"Reading these comments makes me glad I'm not the only one who thought of a live action Archer with Henry Cavill as Archer but voiced by H Jon Benjamin. Cyrill voiced and played by Chris Parnell. I don't know about who else would play their characters. Any other ideas?",
"Did you like the last season? i felt it wasnt as funny",
"My fan theory is all of Sealab 2021 is the delusions of the Captain Murphy in Archer.",
"They only had 7 seasons on Netflix so idk ",
"I want an archer live episode....I want Cavill to play archer and if the voice isn't dubbed over by H.Jon Benjamin it would be hot garbage ",
"Only compared to Lana ",
"I don't want ants Henry!",
"Yup me too. Remembered him as the handsome best friend that looked better than King Henry VIII...waaaaay before he beefed up.",
"You're not my coal mine supervisor!",
"I've never thought I would like a live action Archer. And I think Henry Cavill would pull the look off quite well. But I wouldn't be able to get past it not being H. Jon Benjamin's voice enough to really enjoy it. In my opinion, that voice, is 90% of the character.\n\nBut, now that you mention Jon Hamm, I think he could pull it off. Even without the voice. He has the look. He has the charisma. And he is just weird enough.",
"Did they photoshop out his mustache here too? ",
"A $900 turtleneck ",
"Funny thing is...\nArmie hammer kinda pulls off a pretty convincing Barry too....",
"All three of them were absolutely amazing. \n\nAnd as much respect as I lost for Spacey, he played a fucking amazing part in Baby Driver.",
"😂😂😂",
"Yes! That's who I thought, too. He's got the hair, eyes, and jawline.",
"Charlie Hunnam as Ray Gillette ",
"It’s a good thing he knows how to make Eggs Woodhouse",
"You mean he's not?",
"One of my favorite “episodes” is the unaired pilot. \nIt’s the pilot episode, just instead of Archer, it’s a fucking velociraptor.",
"1. who is henry cavill\n2. who is sterling archer",
"I want another Man From UNCLE",
"I have never wanted a live action archer movie so badly. Just if they made one they would need to dub over the voices with the voice actors.",
"I always imagined Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice. Practically the same role!",
"So dreamy",
"That sucks. I really enjoyed that movie. Thankfully my family and husband are movie buffs so we will watch almost anything. \n\n...except scary movies. We are cowards. ",
"That was a great movie",
"Great now Im down 1 slightly darker black one.",
"God damnit Archer ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBDJF4EryN0",
"It would be homo if someone doesn't want to do that.",
"Do you want to start a rumor that Henry Cahill has been cast as Sterling Archer in a live-action film adaptation?\n\nBecause this is how you start a rumor that Henry Cavill has been cast as Sterling Archer in a live-action film adaptation.",
"ABAGARD, GO!",
"No, I didn't mean that he was gay. I meant I would totally go gay for him. No homo though. 😉",
"THANKS DODGE",
"Is it official he and Alicia Vikander are on board? They have a more successful career now, and last I saw filming hadn't come close to being started. All I could find was articles about how Armie Hammer wanted to do a sequel and Guy Ritchie thought it would be cool.\n\nIf it's 100% official and started production, then I have something to be excited about.",
"The Rock, Captain America and Obama for me. ",
"My point was that fans are certainly not in consensus that Supes is uninteresting. ",
"is that tom arnold",
"\"Do you like not?\"",
"Happy Cake Day",
"Didn’t expect dark souls. Happy I found dark souls. ",
"Thank you!!!!",
"Lana... Lana.... Lanaaaaaaaaaaa!",
"I was set to skip it for the same reason, then I watched it on a whim because I was bored one night. Easily one of my favorite movies right now.",
"Nobody? Ok, I'll do it...\n\n\"Do you want an Archer movie? Because that's how you get an Archer movie.\"",
"I'm watching it right now",
"But what’s his penis size, length, girth, shape?",
"That's how you get ants!!!",
"He's typecast... no way he can pillow an archer... you can be supes, or dutchess, not both.",
"I love Cavill but DYLAN MCDERMOTT is the live action Archer. Look him up if you don’t know. His new show LA to Vegas seems to have the perfect smugness about him for a live archer role too.\n\nHe’d nail the archer role.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/O3No9M3wUTY",
"I watched it a few weeks ago and LOVED it. They're saying a sequel is in the making and I can't wait.",
"Or Rob Schneider as......*a stapler*",
"Agreed, I liked both movies, but to me, it feels like comparing two things that are completely different. They're both spy movies, but they have completely different feel to them, Kingsman is smug, while UNCLE is charming.\n\nIf they were people, Kingsman is who you'd go out with for a crazy night, and UNCLE is who you'd take home to meet your parents.",
"Not when you consider that he was paid millions for the movie? Would you not work out and diet super hard for a month in exchange for $20+ million?",
"Cavill's looks, Ryan Reynolds' personality, and H Jon Benjamin's voice. ",
"I think that's why Frisky Dingo didn't do as well. ",
"Yes, or in the case of Man of Steel, [space penis.](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Uy_QCQaaeOs/UtNqhsfhESI/AAAAAAAAMyI/KoHA8JnQ5fE/s1600/Man_of_Steel.jpg)",
"at least you got some, I don't think Canada got any, I didn't know it existed until it was well out of theatres.",
"He’s my close second behind Tom Hardy. ",
"I think it's that many movie critics are seemingly very susceptible to having their opinions shaped by their peers. If you read an early review from someone prominent, you can usually find a slew of reviews from other critics who have clearly internalized the initial critic's thoughts and watched the movie with the sort of preconceived notions critics should never have.\n\nNow obviously much of that sort of thing is unavoidable because it is a product of the same aspect of social intelligence that gives us empathy and camaraderie. But I think critics in the arts would probably be well-served to know as little as possible about the object of their interest before initially engaging with it. ",
"No I meant that he most likely did workout and diet hard for months. For the entire movie. Not just for one scene. Working out and dieting still makes you look good even with your shirt on",
"I was watching through the first time got to this episode turned it on and walk into the other room to grab a drink. I heard Linda talking to Bob and was like wtf did I turn on the wrong show and was stunned when i seen the tv.",
"YAS. YAAAAAS.",
"sploosh.",
"I know - I just figured it would go the way of prequels with no sequels.",
"Thought this was Matt Bomer",
"Someone call Kenny loggins cause he’s in the D a n g e r z o n e",
"There's your twenty billion, Brent! Drink it in!",
"[Archer](https://imgur.com/gallery/dH5Cl)",
"That was our last bowl, Simon!",
"Well they can film all of his scenes as Randy first, then have him shave the ‘stache.",
"I know Canadian Netflix has it, can't say about the rest of the world though.",
"I so badly want a sequel. To me it was the best spy movie I had seen in a while, better than Kingsmen 1 even imo. There was a perfect balance of humour and action while the actors had great chemistry. But, it didn't shine in the box office so I doubt they will make another. Meanwhile, James Bond films keep getting greenlighted. I literally fell asleep in the theatre while watching the last Bond film. Never paying to watch Bond again.",
"Venture Brothers. \n\nThe only show with a longer wait between seasons than ~~Rick & Morty~~ Twin Peaks.",
"I just realized he could easily be a great actor to play James Bond.",
"Wow. If that's a space penis I would hate to see Martian vagina.. the rover couldn't even climb outta that.",
"Write it down, remember to watch it. ",
"> No, it’s Barry.\n\nI think it is, Other Barry.",
"good!!!",
"I did too, but I'm not sure what you would have named it. also apparently it was based on a tv show of the same name so changing the name would have been difficult",
"Missed it by that much!",
"I'd rather it be H. Jon Benjamin. The voice *is* the character.",
"Burt Reynolds as Ron Cadillac and Chris Pratt as Burt Reynolds.",
"HAHA omg. They ever do a movie they could totally use him and dub the voice with h.jon Benjamins ",
"Absolutely loved that movie, have watched it a few times. Everytime I watch it all I can think about is Archer and Barry, makes it even better.",
"Omg yes hahahshahha",
"-cries",
"I was going to go for Martin Shkreli, but touché, good sir.",
"Or Bob",
"I think my body is rejecting the claws",
"Do you want a love action Archer movie Henry?! Because that's how you get a live action Archer movie!!",
"Don’t get your hopes up too much, everyone here is raving about it but it’s just *okay*. Cavill is basically like cardboard in it too, not much personality. ",
"Sploosh. ",
"All he needs is a whiskey in his hand and the ensemble is complete!",
"This is how you get ants. Do you want ants?!",
"“What do you mean, where is Babou?!?”\n\n\nIn all seriousness, I love that Cavill is so damn good looking that he’ll likely only get roles that are traditional stereotypes of his look - he’s such a great actor he’ll make those roles very hard for anyone to do after him. He was a perfect Superman and I hope he gets to play Bond....and Batman when he’s a bit older. ",
"When I saw trailers I thought it was bomer in man from uncle.",
"\"I don't just like food; I *love* it. And if I don't *love* it, I *spit it out.*\"",
"[OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!](http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif)",
"Sweet tacktleneck.",
"Do you want bitches? Cus that's how you get bitches\" Also being Superman, and just being default attractive.",
"He'd have to dub it.",
"I'm pretty sure Archer was inspired by the original \"The Man from U.N.C.L.E\"",
"Oh fucking hell, I would pay all the money to see that.",
"Bought out post is bought out af",
"Sorry everyone. Henry Cavill is not a good Archer. Dylan McDermott not only looks like Archer, but sounds like him too. Think he's in a new comedy too. LA to Vegas. I'm sure he'll be haming it up to give us some great Archer clips. ",
"Me & you should be friends. The only person who truly understands me.\n\nIf someone comments that they watch it more than 2/year, you are my new soulmate.\n\nSeriously though, I watch Archer all the time and it never gets old imo. It's also 8 seasons long at this point, so I can watch it 2x in a row and not really notice a problem. I love rewatching shows.",
"Had to do a double take, looks like Matt Bomer",
"Don't see many actors willing to accept that though. ",
"Me too, should we start a Myspace chat?!",
"> Dylan McDermott \n\nYeah, he's also almost 60 years old. Try again. ",
"Not a thing dry-erase about that",
"It's such a great film. Really a pity it didn't do better because I'd love for there to be a sequel. It's campy spy action/comedy done right. Beautiful people in beautiful locations wearing beautiful clothing. Just pure, silly escapism. ",
"Someone add a mustache, then poorly photoshop it off. ",
"Idk who both those people are ",
"That’s *Puttin’ on the Ritz*, man!",
"His genetics are ridiculous.",
"Just watch. How can you deny it. Listen to him speak in the interview too. Jon H Benjamin...ish\n\nhttps://youtu.be/M_4AgFKF7Gc",
"Terminating!",
"They aren't misunderstood\n\n\nThey're hamfisted and clumsily executed ",
"Ok. I will watch it tonight. ",
"Well there were 60 movies that made more money than it in 2015 when it released. It cost $75 million to make, so I'm not going to scoff at that kind of money, but when you can make star wars for $200 million and make $1.7 billion, with a B. it sure sounds like a flop.\n\nIt's also rated 33rd of movies released in 2015 on IMDB, by most accounts it was not a popular movie.",
"Archer is in his 40s not 50s. And Archer isn't rugged he's a pretty boy.",
"MAKE IT HAPPEN REDDIT LIVE ACTION ARCHER YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO CHANGE THE ACTORS",
"I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS",
"It bothers me that their hair is parted oppositely",
"I don't think it's just this picture. Not like it's some special angle. He just in general looks like Archer a bit.",
"I always thought a young Alec Baldwin would've been a great Archer",
"Somebody call his agent. We can voice over H Jon Benjamin in editing.\n\n",
"They're working on a script. Unfortunately that's far from confirmation that anything is going to get made. ",
"-wants to die ",
"Yeah, no worries, they have pills for that now.",
"I also think he's the right guy to be the next Bond. (he's British in real life)",
"You said:\n\n> his character, who is supposed to be a boring guy that fans agree is way overpowered and uninteresting\n\n\nObviously, not every fan feels that way, but the majority of fans don't feel that way either, which is all I'm saying. I agree that it's not fair to criticize the writing because people disliked BvS' version.",
"Henry Cavill ~always~ looks like Sterling Archer.",
"I would let him archer my back all day",
"I just watched it after reading your comment earlier. LOVED IT. Thank you!",
"No son, just some of them. \n\n/pats head a little harder than usual",
"Do you want a live action Archer adaptation? Because this is how you get live action Archer adaptations.",
"Haha - great minds think alike",
"I absolutely LOVE the man from uncle, the credits when you read them closely get weird though but the details they put are definitely appreciated!\n\nI honestly couldn’t believe it when my movie but of a friend said he didn’t see it, it was such a fantastic movie",
"Now I’m short a *looks at turtleneck* slightly darker black one",
"If I'm not mistaken it's when he was filming \"The Man From U.N.C.L.E.\"\n\nIf you haven't seen it then watch it. If you have seen it then watch it again. It's really that good...",
"Not if he doesn't make eye contact",
"I don’t think JH would be a fit for Archer either but Ron is definitely an old fart, we’d need someone who can play a bit of a dingus and Hamm has a bit too much “machismo” I think!",
"Aisha Tyler is almost a stick person. Lana has more meat on one thigh than Aisha has on her entire body",
"Right! Then I’ll just clatter down there with this pipe jutting out of my lung!",
"In my memory, Barnaby Jones looks exactly like Archer... I don't have the courage to google and see if I'm remembering poorly.",
"*'Holy shit'*, my brain says in Archer's voice. ",
"For some reason I’d love to see Matthew McConaughey play Burt Reynolds? ",
"*10",
"What's an ass cuddle",
"Yeah, I kinda have to disagree with you there - http://www.seethrudresses.com/files/images/Aisha%20Tyler%20See%20Through%20Dress.jpg",
"Have you been reading my diary?",
"He really doesnt.",
"I’m a verb now, Lana! Deal with it!",
"DANGERZONE",
"I’d masturbate right now if I had my stuff with me!",
"As a nail biter, I'm kinda envious of his hands. ",
"Make it so. ",
"I wish there could be an archer movie but the ONLY actor could be HJB and he def doesnt look the part lol\n",
"Accurate af lmao if he had a comedic bone in his body he'd make a good archer for a live action show or movie ",
"Hollywood makes way too many sequels, but for Fuck’s sake, let’s get another Man from Uncle in the can already. ",
"Thought this was Matt Bomer for a second.",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcJg_q_jWPU",
"Tactleneck",
"its onmy list, is it a comedy? i admit i didnt really read the description. i just saw the title and picture and said *\"eh, im sure someday...\"*",
"Well, the footage is from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Imitating his mannerisms would go a long way. ",
"I mean, make-up and a line about great genetics and we're good. Mallory still looks good.",
"Do you not hear that? That's Putting on The Ritz man.",
"If he was a better actor, I'd say he'd be great for the part. But ... he's not that good.",
"As a huge fan of the original show, they honestly probably *should* have named the movie something else, since (spoiler? maybe?) the organization U.N.C.L.E. isn't actually created until the end of the movie.",
"Honestly, Archer and Pam are the only ones of the main cast who don’t look like their voice actors. I could see Jillian Bell doing a solid Pam though",
"[This list?](http://www.imdb.com/search/title?year=2015&title_type=feature&) I have no idea how they calculate popularity, but it makes no fucking sense. [Blackway](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4061010/?ref_=adv_li_tt) is at 16? With a gross of $16,000 (I did not miss a string of zeroes there) and a rating of 5.2 as the 16th most popular movie of the year. Come on. ",
"Just deadly handsome. Like cmon dude",
"https://youtu.be/i4ejtH4Vq4o",
"3-4 looks unnatural to most people and unhealthy (which it is, your under a lot of stress to get to that point, you're overworking everything, you're stretched to the limit - some body builder did a youtube video about his Testosterone levels pre and post show; at the show his test levels were half.) They probably wanted him to be about 7 because you want superman to look superhuman, not dehydrated and stretched to the limit. \n\nPart of the reason the bodybuilding is going through a lot of changes is realizing average people aren't impressed by an unnatural level of musculature; hell they say Dorian Yates got so big he created the fitness category.",
"Good news--it already is a TV show! A lot of the 1st season is up on Dailymotion it looks like.",
"Please, do not make this a movie. Please.",
"I feel its a pretty unique film in many respects but that's just me. Its art style its cinematography and the humor is so guy richie. The story itself isnt unique in many ways.",
"I hope so",
"No, we don't.",
"You mean the entire movie?",
"LIN!",
"The archer in a coma one.",
"Just read all the comments under this. I'm sold.",
"Watch the man from uncle. Hes like that the whole time haha",
"Kevin Spacey is an amazing actor, and him being a piece of shit doesn't change that.",
"Oh yeah, to most the super dehydrated and enormous bodies that the Olympia guys roll with are not very appealing. Cavill looks pretty great in the above picture. I was just pointing out that what he is at is not bodybuilder competition lean",
"But good on them for taking a negative and using it for fuel to make a change. ",
"Blasphemy! ",
"Please tell me this is footage of live action Archer?",
"have you not seen the Man from UNCLE? his character is literally James Bond mixed with Archer. Perfect combo of competent spy and scoundrel ",
"You can literally imagine archer saying \"this is how you get ants\"",
"Disagree",
"There were some really hilarious scenes in that movie. It truly was a great film. One of the few movies I would give an A to. ",
"!RedditSilver",
"I know this is a long shot, but you wouldn't know how to make eggs woodhouse, would you?",
"You just shush and let us have nice things.",
"Damn dye his hair and you've got a Damn good Barry, voice and all",
"I always saw Matt Bomer as the live action Archer",
"Goddamn, I really wanna re-watch all of Archer again now.",
"That looks like a wax sculpture of Henry Caville... Is it?",
"Its a great movie! I loved it. A Brit plays an American, an American plays a Russian and a Swede plays a German. It’s hilarious. Cavill and Hammer are amazing in it. ",
"He’s so classically handsome he has to be a cyborg",
"Eh, not at all.",
"Melissa McCarthy perhaps?",
"Yeah that's definitely the case for some. My psychology professor at university implied that in his experience it's not so optimistic. A strikingly large number of people in this population resort to drug use (usually some form of steroids). ",
"If they ever make a live action Archer, we have our Sterling Archer right here ladies and gentlemen. ",
"But Gepetto.... I want to be a real word!",
"saaaaame! Love that he has gotten so famous, I loved him in the Tudors!",
"I recognize him but I don't know him. X-Files, maybe?",
"Who would play Barry?",
"Read, downvoted, clicked the link, upvoted.",
"The Russian looks like Barry. And one of the actual sounds like the voice actor for Cyril. ",
"I've been saying the two characters look alike since he first appeared in superman",
"In “the man from uncle” he kind of acts like him too",
"*So if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin on the Ritz.*",
"Do you want to look like archer? Because that's how you look like archer. ",
"And you're totally right. 3-4, maybe 5 is bodybuilding.\n\nI think 7-12 is where most guys look phenomenal, though it's a bitch to maintain natty.",
"Damn this is up there. Is Archer that popular? Or is Henry Cavill that handsome?",
"The only good thing he's ever done is appear in this post",
"That’s a real stretch ",
"\"Are we still doing phrasing?\"",
"I'd say comedy action.",
"I wish he could play Archer in a live action piece and somehow have H Jon Benjamin’s voice ",
"Chris Parnell will always be Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman to me. ",
"...and in that one moment, every girlfriend in the world would be forever disappointed for the rest of her days.",
"Too bad he doesn't have the charisma for it ",
"six seasons and a movie!",
"Clark: Lois.... LOIS!!!\n\nLois: WHAT?!\n\nClark: (singing) Phantom Zone!\n\n",
"I think they based it OFF of her character in Arrested Development. I might remember that part wrong, but I do remember the casting call specifically called for someone to play Jessica Walter.",
"I think they based it OFF of her character in Arrested Development. I might remember that part wrong, but I do remember the casting call specifically called for someone to play Jessica Walter.",
"Archer live action movie maybe?! 😎😎",
"It's too bad it wouldn't work without that voice.",
"I'm Bizzaro Stormy.\n\nI'm regular Stormy.",
"too bad ur 2 ugly",
"Dukes! I came here to say that!",
"I want that jacket... Anyone know exactly what it is? Someone must know. Someone who knows someone who knows someone who...yadda yadda.\n\nPlease :|",
"He’s currently the only guy imo who can still look hot in that 1940s haircut. ",
"This guy follows rule 1 and 2. ",
"Almost right. The guy who Ray is based on voices Krieger",
"That movie is so great... When Gosling's character falls off the top of a hotel and lands in the pool, then say he thinks he might be indestructible. Or when he screams like a little girl. So many good scenes and the juxtaposition between Gosling and Crowe's characters is great. Really an underrated movie. ",
"Henry Cavill for Sterling Mallory Archer in the inevitable live action",
"Like action Archer movie anyone? ",
"I wonder if they've made any advances in dubbing technology lately that would make it bearable or if it still sounds like its from a can compared to the filming of the scene with backhroujnd noises etc.. ",
"I really need to watch Archer now",
"I see phantom zone and all I think of now is the Lego Batman movie.",
"Their characters looks were actually based on the actors!",
"How disgusting! \n\nYou got a link? Just so I can avoid it",
"I love the line \"would you mind terribly, if I borrowed your car?\" Its so polite but what happens to the car is anything but.",
"Master cylinder pants!",
"Oh my god yes!",
"I mean, kinda",
"Them my kicking pants!!!",
"Looks like he's in.... The Danger Zone",
"I know you're quoting the show, but here's the recipe:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/eVgmI-YF16g",
"I read every comment up till now in archer's voice and it was amazing. Almost dangerously amazing. Lana........LAAAANNAAAAA\n\nDanger Zone",
"It doesn’t fit the golden mask ratio...",
"Game over, the real Archer has stood up. ",
"Try Frisky Dingo. Same creators(?). Similar comedy and animation, but more absurd.",
"You mean 10...... ",
"Wait, am I talking to myself? I'm talking to myself",
"I was just thinking how unfair it is that some of us get to be that attractive. I'd love to see the world from his perspective for a day.",
"“Phrasing!”",
"Goddamn it, Lana!",
"Machete Squad",
"I feel like the way they announce a live action Archer movie is by having him walk on stage and lip sync some comic routine with the voice of Archer.",
"It's 2018, everyone's a little gay.",
"Bradley Cooper and Henry Cavill are the only two MEN on this planet who can turn me GAY! ",
"Hijacking the top comment to post this video of Henry cavill dubbed with audio from Archer:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/uicJh3DcrqI",
"No, it’s clearly that can of beans from Camp Firewood. ",
"Danger zone ",
"You can't use our word! Get your own. :P",
"Omg can we please have a live action!",
"You're welcome.",
"CONFIRMED: REAL LIFE ARCHER MOVIE",
"Jesus Christ.",
"Eu4 intensifies",
"That's the Lone Ranger ",
"Unfortunately he could never ever carry a dialogue the way H. Jon Benjamin does. ",
"Homo af.",
"I totally see it, but it's gotta be Jon Hamm, sorry.",
"Archer? Oh, you mean bob belcher ",
"If they made this shit into a live action movie, that dude could be the new 007!",
"I can't speak for the show, but I enjoy most Guy Ritchie film's and that's what sold me on this.",
"Say good bye to THESE",
"I need to re-watch that. I remember liking it as a whole, but the only scene I seem to remember is him eating the sandwich in the truck.",
"Best person to play Archer in a movie",
"Yeah and considering uncle was basically a live action version of archer..... it fits. ",
"He looks more like daddy imo",
"Uncle was basically the same as a long episode. Like it's 90% the same. ",
"Do you want to be cast as live action Archer? Because this is how you get cast as live action Archer.",
"Prove it.",
"I mean she kinda does look like pam\n\nEdit: nevermind, I thought you said she is the voice actress of pam. But thats amber nash.",
"I loved Skyfall but I really want them to embrace how ridiculous Bond truly was. ",
"Well, the whole thing about ISIS having a laundromat as an entrance was a spoof of the tailor shop from the U.N.C.L.E. show. \n\nAd was Kingsman too. Down to pulling on the coathook. Now if Archer ever made a reference to the name Delflorios.....",
"He kinda look like that reporter, Clark something",
"Taken?",
"I seen a few episodes and I kinda like it ",
"I would hope that when they start filming a live action Archer, they’ll put it under the code name: Duchess",
"Now im putting on Archer. ",
"Watched the video and somehow ended up watching a guy clean Nike shoes for an hour and a half??? ",
"Despite how big of a flop that film was, I loved it. His directing once again feels great and the music, oh man the music... it is excellent. I will hold out hope for that to be a series but I doubt it. Too many critics saying it doesn't hold true to the king Arthur legend or something. But it's fantasy, let it be fantasy. ",
"Henry looks much more similar than Jon",
"That guy from Kent? ",
"They had a mini skit where Archer turns into Jon as a result of some of saving surgery. Everyone noticed though.",
"Great soundtrack, too!",
"It's Guy Ritchie! Who cares if it holds to a book?? His Sherlock Holmes has a tazer in it! And we *loved that shit!* I can't wait to watch his Arthur and have a romping good time doing so.",
"If a live action archer happens, the writers want John hamm ",
"Mixed with Jim Carey ",
"That was a beautiful part of the movie.\n\nAs someone who is old, I can assure you that the movie captured the perfect balance between action, humour and style that made the original series so watchable.\n\nI’d suggest you watch the original series if you get the chance. That, the original “the Saint”, and the original house of cards.",
"This is so true. As a huge Superman fan it’s been disappointing knowing the potential Cavill has as Supes. JL Supes was a step in the right direction, but I’m just happy Zack Snyder is gone.",
"Or laughing guy in toy store. ",
"Henry Cavill looks a lot like Matt Bomer. It's crazy",
"And now I’m out... a slightly darker black one",
"Its a tactical turtleneck",
"They're writing it. Don't hire anyone until it's written due to scheduling.",
"They look like they melted",
"You're gay and you don't find him attractive? What?",
"I'm seeing Tony DiNozzo",
"Are you saying he’s a... Super Man?",
"Yes it is, Other Barry",
"There are so many good lines from Grant's Character in that movie. It's awesome. He's the perfect smart ass: polite, well spoken, and absolutely sharp tongued.",
"Let me put on my slightly *larger* glasses",
"\"Don't go anywhere.\"",
"He can barely get a comb through that!",
"how so?",
"We need a mini 20 minute movie with Cavill as Archer. Amy Schummer as Pam. Sasha Grey as Cheryl Tunt. Jessica Walter as Malory. Jon Waters as Ray Gillete. Not sure about Cyril or Lana. But Kenny Logins should also have a camo.",
"I was going to say that he looks a bit like Christopher Reeve.",
"He looks like original Superman ",
"I agree. JL proved this IMO. Zack Snyder’s just a bad director.",
"Fingers crossed for a Napoleon/Illya kiss.",
"True though JL was a bit better.",
"I now wanna see a live action Archer movie...",
"Me too, I didn't realize the guy had such natural comic timing. That movie left my wife and I in stitches.",
"The soundtrack is killer",
"Yes please ",
"\"Do you want Kryptonite? Because *this* is how you get Kryptonite!\"",
"I still desperately need to play the third one. I love those games.",
"Whats the ID on the jacket?",
"The girlfriend was amazing? That’s definitely a stretch ",
"Henry can suck it up",
"This made me laugh so hard I cried. ",
"Andrew Garfield's giant hair is too weird to me. ",
"This dude is like fucking damn near perfection. Wtf. I'm a dude and I would give him my girl out of respect.",
"That jacket is outstanding. Can anyone identify it?",
"Seriously. It's one of the few things I wish I could talk about with my less fit friends. Like it's fucking frustrating that my abs are zippered. Yes, I know I should be happy that I can see my abs but fuck, I always thought they'd be a perfect six pack.",
"That's the one.\n\n\"Surely, you can't be serious.\" \n\"I am serious, and it's Cheryl, you prick!\"",
"Are they all black? Or are 3 of them in a slightly darker black.",
"Hey, that's pretty good.",
"and aweful sterile cardboard acting. ",
"Tactileneck checks out",
"Me Too!!",
"Shut up Pam.",
"My boyfriend and I have this argument every time we watch the show. I prefer Jon Hamm but he likes Henry Cavill for Archer instead. ",
"When does he doesnt?",
"Same! It was so much fun and had some of my favourite actors, made me so happy to see Matt Bomer in something too",
"You could drown a toddler in my panties right now",
"TYL",
"Also, there is a version of the pilot where Archer is replaced with a velociraptor.",
"Agreed",
"Wow. I cannot imagine a more handsome looking person.",
"Make the movie and cast this man!",
"Even better looking in person. And a very nice guy. Life’s not fair. ",
"Not really",
"I think you've confused yourself with Batman who only works with black, and sometimes very very dark grey ",
"Meee toooo",
"Omg we found him. YES",
"Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAA \nWHAT\ndanger zone",
"Most dialogue in movies now is recorded separately. It sounds mostly fine.",
"You should watch men from uncle. Besides the voice you have pretty close a lifeaction Archer movie even a Russian Barry.\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-x08iNZ8Mfc",
"That's the sandwich scene the other other guy mentioned",
"https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/agNLNRK_700b.jpg",
"Oh shit, is that what it's called? \"Zippered\"? That actually makes alot of sense when I think about it. \nNothing like growing up with GI Joe dolls with abs stacked better than a doomsday prepper's closet only to realize you'll never be SnakeEyes. feelsreallybadman. I blame it on the unrealistic body standards set for men. Fuck Photoshop.",
"This is how we get ants lana",
"The little spoon gets forked. Use condiments.",
"Have you seen the Archersaurus pilot? I can see something like that happening. ",
"And unfortunately also sporting the comic timing of the aforementioned turtleneck...",
"he's obviously Rip Riley let's be real here",
"Jaimi Foxx is a tool, dude loves all the attention and disliked him when I saw a comedy skit and he kept interrupting another comedian just to keep getting screen time.",
"WTC turtle neck",
"I never knew I wanted this to happen so badly. Thank you. ",
"NAP!",
"You're welcome.",
"ಠ_ಠ\nHow did i _just_ notice this\nNow I can’t not hear Archer when i watch Bobs burgers",
"I thought that too, but he only showed up in the pirate story. But he could definitely pull of Patrick Warburton's voice and the Rip Riley character.",
"\"We already gave you 20- wait what am I saying!?\"",
"that would be really interesting if i knew who either of them are",
"Jon Hamm was my absolute favorite in Baby Driver. I've liked him a ton from 30 Rock and his episode of Black Mirror but Baby Driver made me love him even more. He was so menacing and had such good character development. He looked fantastic too, if I might add haha.",
"Daaaanger zone!",
"I see Pam as the more Leslie Nielsen type.",
"Link? Lol",
"[Danger Zone](https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E)",
"Part of me wants to ask where I can get a good looking jacket like that, but the other part of me knows that it would probably cost the same amount of money as my car loan. ",
"[Danger Zone](https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E)",
"W2C that jacket",
"[Danger Zone](https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E)",
"[Danger Zone](https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E)",
"LAAANAAAA!",
"Exactly what I thought too! I think i'll wait till my gf is free cos I don't think she's seen it yet. Not many people I know saw it when it was in cinemas.",
"Jon Hamm kinda looks a little old for the role now. Though I guess realistically Archer's lifestyle would lead him to look more like Charlie Sheen",
"Shut the fuck up you attention needing all caps bold fucking idiot",
"If you do it as “Cavill & Hammer” (ampersand necessary), it looks like something you’d see on a storefront in wartime England.",
"With the exception of Archer and Ray, the whole cast could play their characters. Pam's actor would need to put on weight but the face is pretty similar",
"I have finally found a thread of people who cite one line Archer phrases just like I do! Clone Bone! *sniffle*",
"Maybe you can shut your dick holster",
"Holy shit! Terrifyingly so!!!",
"Armie Hammer could play Barry( and the other Barry)",
"It's almost offensive just how handsome that man is.",
">Superman is a perfect foil for the entire rests of Metropolis and you can really do a lot with providing an old-school sense of morals and ethics against a modern backdrop of moral relativism. \n\nAnother example of Marvel getting it right This is the direction that they took Captain America. ",
"It was silly, and not really any where near a perfect movie, but god damn did I enjoy it...and the cast.\nThey all felt so natural together (as natural as one can be in something a bit over the top)",
"Damn it! I totally had something for this...",
"If we cast Armie and Henry, then we're just doing U.N.C.L.E.2.",
"You are Superman! \"No! No I'm not!\"",
"If you're in the UK they do",
"Long ass.",
"That's true. \n\nAlmost seems like they never even stopped to consider who Jon Hamm could play in a live action film when they were writing the show... they would have brought Rip into more episodes if they had. Really disappointing oversight.",
"that bobs burgers episode was so well written it stunned me. kudos to the whole staff involved",
"A half hour to go. This has been fun :)",
"Here's what that could look like. https://youtu.be/uicJh3DcrqI",
"Really? I don’t see it. I think Cavill looks much more the part. Maybe if I was more familiar with Hamm’s roles his acting would make it more clear but I think solely looks-wise Cavill wins the look-alike contest. ",
"I've always thought Bruce Wayne at the [beginning of Batman: Arkham City] (https://youtu.be/wKqcJlm2WQg?t=29s) looked exactly like Sterling Archer.\n\nThe video can get a bit loud. Here's a [picture] (https://gamingbolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/archer.jpg) if you don't want to watch it. The game is ridiculously fun, by the way.",
"Lana... Lana... LANA!!!!",
"Hamm as Archer with HJB's voice dubbed over and HJB is the villain with Hamm's voice ",
"Right?!\n\nI think the general consensus is that Man from UNCLE was not given a proper reception due to the marketing method. It was being sold as this simple action flick remake through very *very* unflattering trailers. \n\nThe name also didn't really resonate with a lot of people, but it's the marketing department's job to work through that. Same with Arrested Development; these projects were marketed as something totally different than what they were.",
"Ironically enough Archer is inspired by The Man from Uncle and then given the over the top satirical twist. So Cavill playing archer in a Live action film would go full circle.",
"God damn, you're not kidding.",
"He looks like Christopher Reeves.",
"Honestly, Jason looks homeless to me. Not to mention the weird lazy eye he has. ",
"Looks like sterling archer in every pic ",
"We are now soulmates! Only my closest friends will voluntarily \"tolerate\" watching it with me, but I can tell they don't like it. I have never met anyone in real life who shares my enthusiasm for Archer. ",
"Yeah, why not read the comments before posting the same thing as the 90 other people that didn’t read the comments first. ",
"The movie almost could have been live action Archer.",
"Right?! And there's even an image I found online where someone superimposed a picture of Archer onto that scene from the game.\n\nSo, we're not the only two people to think this",
"Dammit Woodhouse",
"It's still so heartbreaking that \"Woodhouse\" (George Coe) died. Definitely bummed me out",
"Since when is Carlton on The Today Show?",
"Do you happen to know the name of the episode? ",
"One of my favorite movies.",
"Wondering how you poach a God damn egg properly",
"Man from uncle 2 confirmed???",
"Everything is spot on except they drew this guys hands smaller",
"'what? err no..not me, was the other guy'",
"Come through daddy",
"The overall intelligence seems to work well. Others were saying that Spy worked well for Pam.",
"LANNNAA!!!!!!!",
"Zach Snyder makes weird fuckin' choices in his movies. I feel like he needs someone to tell him when his ideas are bad.",
"The world will be a gloomier place when Archer’s Tun is over ",
"Cavill has plenty of charisma in Man of Steel. BvS was deliberately set up as the darker middle film of a trilogy. \n\nThe post-BvS narrative that Superman has to be light and fun was what led to reshoots on Justice League. JL's Superman is the old school version everyone wanted. And guess what? The darker Superman did better. JL is a flop. A misfired Joss Whedon reimagined movie with lightness for the sake of being light. Superman Returns had a charismatic Superman too and that didn't do any better. \n\n",
"I love looking at the voice actors for the show and realizing most of them could play their same characters in a live action adaptation. \n\nPretty much Archer/Jon Benjamin and Adam Reed/Ray Gillette would be the only ones who don't look like their characters. Well, and you'd have to put Amber Nash in a fat suit. ",
"Nah dude. That distinction belongs to Jensen Ackles. ",
"Now go home and arrange these by color.",
"Ryan Reynolds has to be Barry",
"Mawp!",
"Oh my god! He’s so handsome ",
"It's a saying :p",
"He looks hot ",
"No no he doesnt. Maybe his hair style but its not even black and archer never wears a jacket also he never looks like that because hes never shocked or worried about anything and in this picture henry cavill looks surprised and/or scared",
"The last season is so much better at the climax of a binge-watch.",
"I have literally always thought this!!",
"Wow, that did not sound like him.",
"Or maybe it is because it was a very, very stylish mediocre movie. The pace they put on it to match the style did not do it any favours either.\n\nIt is not a bad movie. But it ended up just bland enough that it did not generate any buzz.",
"It’s by the Barbie play house, and the key is in a locket on Mr Teddy.",
"What kind of jacket is he wearing? Looks really interesting.",
"I've a feeling getting that crew together again might be difficult. ",
"Cutting for the first time in my life and this is my nightmare. Never seen my abs before. I worry I too will reveal a zipper ",
"He is handsomeness",
"In France, it's Adrien Antoine who is the french's voice for Archer and Henry Cavill ",
"Holy fuck THATS WHO HE REMINDED ME OF. He would make a great life action archer but, the voice would be too jarring. Everyone else though, literally everyone else who does the voices could be cast as their characters with minimal visual differences. ",
"Seriously, are we not doing \"phrasing\" anymore?",
"...said Ripley to the android Bishop",
"https://m.imgur.com/r/all/nFf5c",
"LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!",
"Too old to play professional lacrosse? ",
"Where's that cgi upper lip?",
"S4E1, Fugue and Riffs",
"There is a great line from Gibbs in one episode. Someone asks him what Ducky was like when he was younger and he just smile and says \"Illya Kuryakin\" and walks away.",
"“And while your out there, get me some sand!”",
"Choke me daddy",
"Besides Pam and ray the rest of the cast could play themselves as well.\n\nKruger might be iffy.\n\nIf they do a live action archer Christian slater would have to be in it. ",
"The animators tend to draw the characters similar to how the voice actors look in real life, except for Archer. Now we know who their model was! ",
">\"Wait..seriously, do you not?\"\n\n-Henry Cavill probably ",
"Whoosh:)",
"Isn't he actually comically handsome? ",
"Loved that movie. I just figured this was a candid or something since the guy on the left doesn't look at all like he's in a movie. Also his clothes are wrong for the time period. During filming makes sense though! I kinda thought Henry Cavill always dressed like that.",
"thank you. i got drunk last night. i would edit it, but i don't want to ruin your post.",
"Honestly i wouldn't mind",
"Hi",
"Jesus, a movie with Henry Cavill as archer but dubbed over with the animated voice would be amazing!",
"GODDAMMIT ",
"His film aren't misunderstood because they aren't hard to understand, znyder isn't much different from Michael Bay in terms of complex story telling, he's good at cinematography but his directory is just so mediocre.\n",
"You are literally the only negative review I’ve gotten here. ",
"Mulatto butts!",
"Well shit, I’m in. ",
"Sploosh ",
"Danger Zone :D",
"That doesn’t make me wrong. You’re on reddit after all, these people wet their pants over superhero movies. I’m just trying to give you another perspective and hope you don’t go into it with too high of expectations. See for yourself dude. ",
"how someone can be so good looking",
"Dude I have noticed this myself and it always make me think \"wtf man\"",
"Cavill is a seriously well dressed dude. He has the body to pull off any look. Yeah, I'm jealous...",
"Ugh, he is. I know. \n\nI just wish he wasn't such a piece of shit. He was someone I really wanted to meet one day. Now, I couldn't give a fuck.",
"It would break my heart to see another voice being used as his though — either the voice actor needs to get super fancy looking or they would need to dub it! ",
"Jon Hamm is a good comedic actor. I think he could sound similar enough",
"I like Cavill as Supes too even if I’m never engaged while he’s on the screen. thanks for the elaboration. As someone who loves Chris Evans Cap and the version that appeared in Earths Mightiest Heroes Id love to know: how do you think they dramatically changed Cap for the MCU? ",
"In what way?",
"Yea he's so rad.\n\n\"Here we go. I'm starting to smell the irony. Gabby's working for you, isn't she?\"\n\n\"Oh well well done sir. Yep. Yep. You got there in the end.\"",
"\"And now I'm down one...\"\n\n*examines closely*\n\n\"...slightly darker black!\"",
"I loved this movie but I never even realised that I was basicaly watching Archer.\n\n>We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him ?\n\n>>Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do\n\n",
"Phrasing!!",
"Waiting for archer in a vanta black turtle neck ",
"I liked BvS. I was definitely more impressed with Affleck than Cavill though. ",
"LANAAAAA",
"Hahaha I know that exact feeling. I am always trying to show it to new people so I can keep watching it. Plus when I show it to people I like to start on Stage Two, so I can have them watch the \"cancer saga\" into Cheryll's kidnapping.\n\nI have seen Placebo Effect about 100 times.... I am not ashamed. ",
"I would never want a live action Archer movie unless John H Benjamin plays him. \n\nHis voice IS Archer ",
"guys...live action archer is the BEST idea",
"\"Do you want ants?\"",
"haha love drunk history. One of my favorites is the Louis and Clark tale with Alie Ward and Georgia Hardstark. ",
"PRAISE THE SUN",
"Almost all of the voice actors would work in the live action. Think I wonder if Henry Cavill would be annoyed if H. Jon Benjamin dubbed over his lines. ",
"Hey that's a good one too! ",
"Also a very good choice!",
"Haha yeah she makes a good bat-shit crazy receptionist. ",
"Yes, and yes.\n\n",
"I'll definitely give it a watch!",
"Henry Cavill is what the kids today call a “snack”",
"I seen his pics as a kid. He just had a little fat. Still looked like a normal kid, not anything anyone would make fun of in todays standards. Depends where your from i guess. I'd rate myself a 4/10 had little friends in highschool and was quiet and kinda a nerd, i never got bullied once in my life at school. ",
"except for those baby hands...",
"It's even better that he says it then kind of looks away and acts as though he didn't just insult you. ",
"he's afraid ",
"Afraid of what??",
"by today's kids standards, he would be practically svelte!",
"He would play a good archer",
"No",
"What do you mean? Gerard Butler isn't doing anyt--\n\nOh, right.",
"He can get it with that turtle neck!",
"Not every movie needs to be \"good\". It can be \"fun\" and do it's job just fine. Some movies I just want to watch and have a good time. When I want to have an experience, I'll go see BR2049 or Dunkirk. \n\nMan from UNCLE is fun. It's not going to win any awards, but it's not boring and I had a good time watching it. ",
"Yessir. Not everything needs to be so deep. Sometimes you just wanna watch something entertaining. And you make a good point, usually you can tell which ones have the “experience”, to steal your word, or are just a fun movie. ",
"LOISSSSSS!",
"thanks!",
"420praiseit",
"Fuck. Yeah. Right. ",
"Proposal accepted.",
"Baffling!",
"He is soooo Dreamy :)",
"\"Babou! It's like Meowschwitz in there!\"",
"Watched 10seconds of the trailer and decided to watch the movie. Just got finished watching. Excellent movie cant believe i nver heard of it",
"LANAAAAAA",
"Another reason why Hammer is the obvious choice for Green Lantern\n",
"or a Late 60's spy film...",
"This man needs to be the next James Bond",
"I feel like no one ever remembers this. Thank you lol",
"The important question to be asked is, where is this pic from, for all we know there's already an Archer movie being shot.",
"The important question to be asked is, where is this pic from, for all we know there's already an Archer movie being shot.",
"K.",
"I mean, it's not like she was bad",
"i now know who i want to play archer in a live action movie!",
"I don’t know what it is about frisky dingo quotes. The word choice and delivery is so great. I cannot be around a dry erase board without saying that. \n\nSeveral years ago my wife and I both worked in the same building at the same company. And in one of the training classes they got out the dry board And reflexively I said “nothing dry erase about that”\n\nThe trainer says, “why do people keep saying that ?” Turns out my wife had just had the same class an hour previously. \n\n",
"Looks like he's telling some one \"This is how you get ANTS!\" ",
"I would've said the same thing about Kurt Russel playing young Kurt Russel in GoTGV2",
"*runs away giggling*",
"but somehow people seemed to have missed the character arc development of superman in the 3 films so...\nactually snyder has great subtlety under all the action scenes. \nit just gets lost because people mistakenly think it's all glamour and no substance. ",
"He'll always be Coach Mcguirk to me.",
"But people didn't miss the character arc it wasn't subtle it just wasn't very good he was beige and over the course of his character arc he just became a lighter shade of beige.",
"\"BOB'S BURGERS!!! BURGER...BOB...\"",
"Specter was not great",
"but they did, you're literally just saying he was beige,but you can see he was struggling with his place in the world, isolated from it in BvS and then finally cracking jokes and fighting for righteousness. ",
"Exactly! I think Captain America in the MCU is very Supes. The only difference is that I think Supes would bring Bucky in because he believes Bucky would get justice in the courts. Cap values his friends more than justice.",
"Its from a movie called, \"the man from u.n.c.l.e.\"",
"> golden mask ratio\n\nInteresting I've never really looked into that before.\n\nIt seems there's a bunch of faces that fit that which don't seem to be super attractive but that definitely could be a bias.\n\n",
"Couldn't have said it better ",
"Also those sweet hollywood steroids. \n\nIn a way the best use of steroids. They are taking them to look a certain way for a certain role that pays them lots of money. If you had those kind of expectations for quick and extreme mass gain and you're not concerned with keeping after the movie is done. ",
"He looks like the dude from white collar",
"you're down voting me because you don't understand they do a rendering in animation studio of calvin to get archer ",
"Come on Ben give daddy some more of that sweet juice.",
"That was a terribad mustache, though. ",
"\"Damn, I left my jacket in there\"",
"Omg yes my life is complete😂😂",
"Haha, yes! The cancer episodes are what I start people on, too. I'm also partial to \"Lo Scandalo\". ",
"Accurate af lmao if he had a comedic bone in his body he'd make a good archer for a live action show or movie ",
"You might think that, but actually [they weren't](http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html). The linked article shows all the character models. (Cyril's character model was a restaurateur friend of the creators, who is rumored to have a legendary large penis, just like Cyril.)",
"If somebody on the internet says it's real, it probably is!",
"Archer live action movie.",
"LANAAA LANAAAA! DANGER ZONE! ",
"https://youtu.be/QcFlJo92Xu0 Great movie too . ",
"I don’t think I would be mad about this live action movie"
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"Uhhm ... Those are not [palmettos](http://gardeningsolutions.ifas.ufl.edu/images/plants/palms/saw_palmetto_silver.jpg). Those are Sabal Palms",
"Just moved to Charleston less than a month ago to get away from winter and this shit happens 🙄 Miami here I come ",
"Uhhm ... [yeah, they are](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmetto). \n\nThe term *palmetto* refers to about a dozen different palms, most of which -- but not all -- are in the Sabal genus, and many of which grow to tall heights despite the name.\n\n"
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Palmetto trees -- Charleston, SC today
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"It looks really fascinating, however the name is a bit unfortunate.",
"I doesn't sound like this in Romanian:) But for the ones who need to visit it, mentioning the name is a fair credit.",
"Nope. That's a prime spot for an SCP.\n\nReminds me of [SCP-1357](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1357).",
"I feel like i definitely played this level on \"Myst\"...",
"Turda (Romanian pronunciation: [ˈturda];\n\nfrom : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turda",
"http://www.sliptalk.com/salt-mine-amusement-park/\n\n> They transformed the caverns into an amusement park, complete with an underground lake you can kayak in!\n> \n\n\nI want to go there or find a video of this. ",
"[Long-ass video](https://youtu.be/FwDasvUMheA)\n[Short video](https://youtu.be/kp-dZHZ8iVc)\nIt's a cool place, definitely visit if you ever get by this part of the world.",
"Hah, of all places it's r/pics. \nThis is the place where you find new SCPs.",
"Kinda",
"I didn't realise the open areas of these mines could be so big... \n\nSurely this increases the danger of a cave in?",
"It's the one with the sound based puzzles, right?",
"yep.. and the fantastical architectural landscapes. (and that one super creepy guy.... woops! nevermind! haha!)",
"I’ve been there! Had to walk up and down some crazy steep stairs, like 30 stories",
"It's probably a pit mine, not a shaft mine.",
"Would be like Torda because the u in Romanian is pronounced like an o sound in english. Nu sounds much like No... if i recall my very casual attempt to learn a bit of Romanian. ",
"Aperture Science "
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Turda salt mine in Romania transformed into a tourist attraction
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"People will do anything to see the game.",
"I can’t see it. ",
"Is that a photo from a private drone?\n\nIt's in highly restricted airspace, if so."
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A Stealth Bomber Over the Rose Bowl
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"I can confirm",
"They're going like hot cakes.",
"I wonder what that bread on the top row about center of the photo might be. Seems it is the last to sell!",
"what about the flour and yeast aisles ? ",
"Is there a bread shortage?",
"Time to make the toast.",
"Why is everyone buying bread???",
"Don't forget the milk!",
"Why is everyone making sandwiches?",
"[They said snow! Oh my god!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU)",
"Solution: Go /r/keto.\n",
"Why though?",
"I live in Tampa, grocery stores are fully stocked. Why are the stores short on bread?"
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Every bread aisle in the southeast right now
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"Doesn't appear to be alive any longer. You sure he was just hatched?\n",
"Looks all dried up",
"Yea we saw him hatch and burrow out. He managed to swim to the ocean. They just look all dry.",
"I love being a turtle."
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Little guy just hatched
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[
"She aged remarkably well. Gorgeous young and still quite attractive now. ",
"The jagged line makes it creepy. If you did a softer transition it will mesh better in my opinion. Not sure what look you are going for. ",
"[Not that I can find](http://www.businessinsider.com/how-faces-change-with-age-photos-2016-10///?r=AU%2F?r=AU/?r=AU&IR=T/#sally-at-14-and-62-2), because I was curious, too. \n\nMaybe we should ask Bobby Neel Adams, the creator of these images. ",
"I'm gonna get real artsy fartsy here for a second at the risk of sounding like a douche.\n\nI actually appreciate the jagged line. I think it's very unsettling, kind of like if forces you to consider the ravages of time in one blunt display. Also, it almost looks like the left older side has been dowsed with water, almost as if the water has washed away the youth of the picture.",
"[The artist's website.](http://www.bobbyneeladams.com/)\n\nSlightly NSFW.",
"[behold, the ravages of age](https://i.imgur.com/r2CxpFy.jpg)",
"Still a stunnah ",
"While I agree it would be nice to see the two pictures separately, I'm not sure it warrants the aggressiveness here...",
"She's *fourteen* in this picture? Holy shit. People really did look old back then.",
"Well, he *did* say \"please\"...",
"Still would titty fuck either age.",
"Time is the worst kind of friend.",
"she got her hair done",
"If Batman would’ve saved Rachel instead of Harvey Dent",
"came here to say the same thing, would be more striking with an alternate/smoother transition"
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Photo of the same woman 48 years apart.
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"that makes me happy, the colors are beautiful. I miss looking for sea glass with my dad when i was a kid.",
"Right? Pollution is beautify.",
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you see pollution and I see colors."
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Found some sea glass on this winter day.
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[
"That's cool and all, but I'd be really pissed if I set my glass of kool-aid in that crack running down the middle and messed up mom's carpet.",
"It is awesome but I'm not sure which side should be upside!",
"It's not a gap though. It has been filled with clear resin",
"That's what she said. ",
"It’s versatile. Even better. ",
"That’s awesome!!!!!",
"Oh boy. I read that as one kind of table and was all “huh...yes” *shakes head*",
"It's cool, but it's not one of a kind. Google waterfall table."
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One of a kind table
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[
"Birb. ",
"Poor lil guy :/",
"Ghost-Bird",
"Awww :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"That sir, is an Ex-bird.",
"On the other hand, kudos on your window care"
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Bird
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"Which camera or gadget you used to capture these photos?",
"Sony NEX-5 with a 55-210mm E-mount lens, and Joby GorillaPod.",
"Thanks mate"
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Captured the January 2018 "Super Moon" and other phases over December 2017.
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[
"This would be a hard puzzle to complete.",
"Walk on it OP",
"Damn global warming at it again",
"Chicago seems like a brutal place to live in the winter. ",
"Alright. If I don’t reply back send help and a heater!",
"I'd like to see a frozen Green River",
"Exile it is."
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Frozen Chicago river
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[
"Wtf",
"Edit: Thanks for the source :)\n\nSource or GTFO.",
"\"Nincompoop\"\n",
"[Live Map](http://www.digitalattackmap.com/#anim=1&color=0&country=US&list=0&time=17533&view=map)\n\nThis seems unique as there aren't massive 25Gb streams just from a few countries as there usually is. This is coming from nearly every country and is a fragmentation attack while usually attacks on the US tend to be TCIP or Application attacks.",
"http://www.digitalattackmap.com/#anim=1&color=0&country=US&list=0&time=17533&view=map",
"/u/Tacoman404, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No comics, maps or infographics.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Tacoman404&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nyazd/this_is_an_image_of_a_massive_global/?context=10\\))"
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This is an image of a massive global fragmentation (DDOS) attack on the US happening right this moment. If you are experiencing slowdowns with your ISP today this may be the cause.
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[
"Really was one of the coolest things I’ve seen on Reddit. My dots are there!",
"I want one",
"The \"G'day Cunts\" gets me everytime 😂",
"Ah, I had forgotten about it. Now I want one too.",
"I would be constantly worried that there's some hidden racist shit in there somewhere ",
"Yolo",
"Where did u that, i want that too",
"Skinit, its a bit pricey but they did a fantastic job"
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Thanks to r/place for the beautiful work of art for my laptop
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[
"Probably because he gets used as a straw.",
"He knows what you’re buying and thinks you should reflect on your choices before going any further down this path.",
"I'm married.... I haven't seen Ben in years",
"since you started rolling up his face to snort cocaine with...probably\n"
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Since when Ben started being so judgmental?
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[
"Jewels.",
"FYI\n\nhttps://www.pbj.la/stockists/",
"Look at the size of those burgers compared to Mr Troyer. For that alone I want to be his size ",
"those fingers tho"
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Verne
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[
"Should have done the polar bear challenge in your pool!",
"I was trying to figure out why there's a whale in the pool ",
"It's a (nonfunctional) weather vane, similar to [this one](https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4147/5023987734_f8e0880839_b.jpg).",
"That's still on my bucket list, but I did go rapidly from a hot tub to making snow angels back to the hot tub once... never again."
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White Palm Trees: Rare Snow in Charleston, SC
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[
"\"LANGUGES\"\n\nPerhaps, he misspelled the first sign and they didn't understand it. \n",
"yeah he's not the most technologically savvy. his computer is probably so old it doesn't have spellcheck",
"Hate to point a finger but hobos do that all the time. Used to sell the hell out of weatherproof covers for outlets to city electricians always having to replace them downtown.",
"How much would it add to the bill to let a few neighbors charges a phone? Stingy Bastard!"
] | 4 |
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An outlet outside our store is turned off unless we're using it, and someone wanted to charge their phone so badly they ripped it open and stole the cover when they realized there was no power. My boss isn't happy.
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/r/pics/comments/7nymrs/my_wrist_after_removing_5_years_of_festival/
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[
"You didn’t take them off for 5 years?",
"Nope, kind of a tradition on the festival I went to, I know it's really unhygienic but.. I have no excuse..",
"Interesting ",
"or just one fat festival wristband you got sunburned while wearing.",
"This is just gross. You had poop and pee on you for 5 years dude.",
"There comes a time when every festival goer must remove the bands for growing up purposes/work makes you do it. \n\nI was 22 when mine came off had about 7 years of festivals 'twas a sad day but they are now all pinned up on a board where I live \n\nNever forget! Haha",
"HIPPY!!"
] | 7 |
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My wrist after removing 5 years of festival wristbands
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/r/pics/comments/7nyohn/sounds_about_right/
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[
"No... this is actually smog",
"No, it's just fog. ",
"It's amusing, but I doubt legalization is going to change how many people smoke weed in San Francisco. There's a reason the city looks like this every other day.",
"The same number of people will smoke, they will just do it legally now. ",
"“Looks about right” /pedant ",
"/u/Granjaguar, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Granjaguar&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nyohn/sounds_about_right/?context=10\\))"
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Sounds about right.
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/r/pics/comments/7nyqwe/unknown_berries_on_my_walk_through_a_park/
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[
"Why, those look quite... poisonous.",
"IIRC those are called Winterberry. \n\nThey come in red orange and yellow.",
"I knew someone would know their name haha "
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Unknown berries on my walk through a park.
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/r/pics/comments/7nyx3j/ratchada_train_market_in_bangkok_thailand/
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[
"Is that not srina karin? This looks way to big to be the ratchada market ",
"Looking at the large building on the left, definitely Ratchada",
"Oh yeah he used to look like that. I guess it's a older photo.\n\nMust have been taken from esplanade. "
] | 4 |
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Ratchada Train Market in Bangkok, Thailand
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/r/pics/comments/7nyyam/my_french_bulldog_posing_like_a_boss_on_frozen/
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[
"Balto is a stranger to fear and a regular cohort to adventure.",
"i feel as if you will get wayyyy more attention if you crop this picture.",
"I'd follow him on a polar expedition",
"Crop how? Remove the blue sky? The cascading leg shadows? I’m lost...",
"Just zooming in. It's hard to see the beauty of the picture if you aren't zoomed in",
"Ah gotcha! His face got washed out, tried lightening it but then the background lost the contrast! ",
"what software do you use, using GIMP and the magic wand tool thing i just bumped up the saturation and brightness of the dog and then cropped, took 1 min, obviously its compressed over the internet but heres what i mean:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/XYDIl\n\n\nnot everybody who scrolls through reddit will bother to click on the image and hen zoom in. try and do something like what i did and post it again."
] | 7 |
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My French Bulldog posing like a boss on frozen Lake Champlain, VT
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/r/pics/comments/7nyzkq/trump_trying_to_win_the_war_on_xmas_110lb_dog_for/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"The [packaging](https://i.imgur.com/jB7S46M.jpg) it came in when given to my husband, who works for DOD. Apparently everyone in his office got one. This is in addition to the normal size one mailed to us. Guess he thought he needed the biggest Christmas card, to go with his big nuclear button. ",
"[this card next to the Obama's Christmas card from 2016](https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/OgLmtFB6WzMrhapVQVRbe8WKnmM=/fit-in/1200x9600/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F681381%2Fbabe4782-a7c7-41ba-b6ac-93ec2643179f.png)\n&nbsp;\n\nit's practically a fucking poster."
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Trump trying to win the war on Xmas? 110lb dog for scale.
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/r/pics/comments/7nz0at/when_your_girlfriend_faketans_with_your_sock_and/
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[
"The joke is on her, I've probably rubbed 4 or 5 out into that sock...",
"That bitch...",
"Why...How. ...What? ",
"Left in a rush for work and picked up an old sock from by the wash basket",
"Why does your girlfriend wear your socks? Why does someone wear socks for fake tanning? Why does someone fake tan anyway? I'm puzzled!",
"She probably used the sock to apply it, instead of a mitt "
] | 5 |
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When your Girlfriend faketans with your sock and you dont realise til its too late
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/r/pics/comments/7nz1q8/princess_of_the_south/
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"what a beautiful animal",
"Thanks!! \n\nShe is my youngest husky, I took this today during the Snow storm in South Carolina. ",
"This monster looks like she would break your nose and keep on playing.\n"
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Princess of the South
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/r/pics/comments/7nz415/i_took_a_picture_of_the_grand_canyon_and/
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[
"Grand canyon is pretty high up on my bucket list, crazy to think anything could be that huge.",
"Just a suggestion but it would have been a cool touch to open up the legs of the Eiffel Tower so the background of the canon showed through ",
"Crazy to think that it was full of water. ",
"I went to the Grand canyon as a vacation when I was younger and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. It was so huge that just looking at it made me dizzy sometimes... Definitely an awesome thing to see"
] | 4 |
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I took a picture of the Grand Canyon and superimposed man made wonders to show sense of scale. I mapped the topological info from google maps and approximated the elevation change per 1000 feet to be an inch across the image.
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/r/pics/comments/7nz55c/poor_naming_choice/
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[
"Hangout at Mandelay bay and you can have the experience for free....",
"The company existed before the mass shooting. It’s a private shooting range that shows you how (and then lets you) load, aim, and fire fully automatic machine guns for a set amount of time. \n\nMaybe it’s now poor taste to drive it around. ",
"Whys that? They were around well before the mandelay bay shooting"
] | 3 |
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Poor naming choice
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/r/pics/comments/7nz6t7/this_grocery_store_in_boston_before_the_storm/
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[
"That’s Market Basket... it looks like that almost _all_ the time! \n\n\nBread and Milk!! Throw elbows!!",
"Dear god. ",
"We need the after shot now",
" https://i.imgur.com/VqsnWJN.jpg ",
"Only at Market Basket "
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This grocery store in Boston - before the storm
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/r/pics/comments/7nz76v/hey_were_you_married_on_may_1st_2016_were_you/
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[
"Hope you find the owner. ",
"I found it 10 mins ago. The 3rd of Jan 2018",
"It's me, ur kaanapali.",
"Yeeeeees, fucking yes! I love these posts! SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC INTERNET",
"You need to look for the reddit post on how to turn a 7 into an 8. ",
"Makes sense. I'll share on my social feeds as well. ",
"Its a man's wedding ring. They're not worth much money, heavily sentimental tho. Several of my friends have lost them as soon as they go in the ocean. ",
"Spread the word!",
"We're going to need everyone reading this post to clap, clap to show you believe! ",
"Hawai'd you find it?",
"Once on a vacation to Hawaii I saw a gold ring in a reef in about 10 feet of water. I couldn't grab it because of the currents, so my brother-in-law beat me to it. He gave it to his wife and she never gave it back to me. The only reason they knew about it was because I told them. Seven years later I am still bitter. ",
"That is a cock ring",
"If anyone has found one washed up around Huntington Beach, CA inscribed \"days away I still feel you\" my husband would love it back. It was lost about 5 years ago.",
"Still love it. Let's return this cock ring to it's owner",
"Dammit I’m still doing it!",
"*clap clap clap...*",
"👉😎👉 Zoop",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"https://i.imgur.com/1gyUHo1.mp4",
"*I can't hear youuu...*",
"To the front page to find the owner!",
"My precious...",
"You'll have to travel from village to village, trying it on every adult-aged male until you find a match.",
"You get an upvote but I’m still going to have to ask you to leave. ",
"hey it's me, your brother",
"Can't leave the owner feeling shafted",
"I really hope for an internet win here. You are a good person for posting OP! ",
"Don't feel bad, I'm still writing 2016 on all my lost wedding rings. ",
"Dick move to not look for the owners, too. ",
"Maybe post it on Reddit Maui? https://www.reddit.com/r/maui/ I’m sure there’s some Maui Facebook group you could find too. ",
"That's a belabored way to say, \"my sister.\"",
"Oh. My. God.\n\nMy wife and I were in Maui in August. One day we were out, had a great day, loving life. Sun was going down. I found myself rubbing my ring finger... No ring. I didn't even know where I had lost it.\n\nHold on a second and I'll find proof.\n\nEDIT: PROOF: https://i.imgur.com/6hgoQ15.jpg",
"so is your brother-in-law's wife your sister, or your is your brother-n-law your wifes brother ??",
"Oahu do you think you are?\n\nI'll be out on the Lanai.",
"Oa-hu could have lost such a nice ring?",
"Sounds like it was a team effort, your spotting skills and his physical prowess. How do you split a ring between two people? Should probably just forgive him and move on",
"What’s the inscription on the ring?\n",
"Get this to the top! Could be our guy!",
"what the heck is going on",
"They can tell me what the inscription is on the inside. ",
"Kaua'ite the sad story.",
"What the fuck am I even looking at here?",
"I am still a little bitter.",
"You wrote a Tool lyric in your wedding ring?",
"My brother-in-law's wife is my sister. ",
"May 1st 2016\n\n😎",
"\"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul May 1 2016\"\n\nIt's Turkish, it means \"I will love you forever, and beyond forever May 1, 2016.\"",
"I read it as his wife’s brother because of this.",
"Not the best way to ring in the new year.",
"Did you find any flip flops? I lost a pair at Seven Sacred pools, Maui around then. Had to walk a mile along a hot gravel road barefoot.",
"so you are bitter at least your sister got something good then ?",
"I can't believe you've done this",
"\"To sir with love\" ",
"First relevant information I've seen, buried under stupid jokes and lame puns.",
"One cock ring to rule them all!",
"That is a tiny cock\n\nEdit: I see we have some small dicks in the crowd tonight",
"I wouldn’t call that bitch my sister either.",
"Definitely not, he's just trolling (see his edit).",
"What happened when you had the ring on?",
"Are you from Asia?",
"“Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”",
"That looks just like the ring, this could be it!!",
"I would love to be a useless bystander to this if it works out.",
"Part of me thinks there’s no chance you’ll find the owner but then I remember this is reddit and you’ll probably find the person in two hours. Good luck. ",
"Are you a little bitter?",
"Stomp stomp clap, stomp clap! ",
"Oh you fu-",
"Posting this on Reddit just 10 minutes after you found it, you da real MVP",
"good bot",
"Jinx! You and taichi22 posted the same comment at the same time! See their comment [here](https://np.reddit.com/comments/7nsr0t/_/ds5nsgg).\n\n---\n\nI am a bot who is owed many Cokes.",
"The veal sucked and my waitress was a bitch.",
"For you.",
"👏👏👏",
">He gave it to his wife and she never gave it back to me.\n\nIf by chance that's the ring he proposed with, I don't see you getting it back anytime soon. BTW, when did he become the husband of your sister?",
"Rejected candidates included:\n\n*I've found some kind of temporary sanity in this* \n*shit, blood, and cum on my hands.*\n\n*Just remember I will always love you,* \n*As I claw your fucking throat away.* \n*It will end no other way.* \n*It will end no other way.* \n",
"We clearly need /r/FindMyRing or something like that.",
"\"So hot right now\"",
"Plot twist: this person threw the ring into the ocean hoping to never see the thing again after he walked in on his wife getting plowed by the guy they hired to re-tile the bathroom shower. He thought about just throwing it away but the ocean was a more fitting resting place, it seemed more permanent and symbolic in the sense that , that part of his life was being washed away. Seeing the ring would remind of his wife getting drilled. Put it back and move on.",
"GOD DAMMIT",
"Are you happy that it's no longer lei-ing at the bottom?",
"Déagol, is that you?",
"As is tradition.",
"I would be if she’d taken the ring I found",
"Oh you must be them!\n\n*checks proof*\n\ngod damnit",
"Gary on the kick drum, come come...",
"he's the darke lord satan, he's probably very bitter about being cast out... ",
"This is why I love Reddit. ",
"This guy rings",
"Are you river-folk?",
"You must keep this between us. I meet none of your criteria, but that is my wedding ring. Please contact me for details and by no means, bring it anywhere near an experimental fusion reactor. ",
" 👏👏👏 👏 👏 👏👏👏\n 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏\n 👏 👏 👏👏👏 👏👏👏\n 👏👏👏 👏👏👏 👏 👏 👏",
"No, but I lost an extremely similar one at a Costa Rican beach in 2014. It isn’t that one. ",
"Sorry but how did you narrow the wedding down to that specific date?",
"I feel like I have the clap now.",
"My grandparents own a pumpkin patch. A visitor lost her wedding ring and was heartbroken, we promised to return it if we found it.\n\nWe got out our metal detector an hour a day for a week until we found it. So she drove back to pick it up.\n\nIt wasn’t her ring, it was someone else’s. We never found out who it belonged to.",
"Buried on top of the thread only half an hour after the comment was posted.\n\nPeople should give it some time, I've seen the 'underrated comment' far too often within minutes after posting.",
"plz explain",
"Not much. I've heard that when a guy has a ring on, women are more likely to flirt with him. That wasn't the case with me. Instead, it was like women couldn't see me at all.",
"\"And in the darkness bind them\"...ouch.",
" 🤢🤢🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢🤢🤢\n 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢\n 🤢 🤢 🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢\n 🤢🤢🤢 🤢🤢🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢\n",
"What are the odds it wasn't just someone on vacation though? ",
"Hijacking your post to post my wedding ring story. I was packing my car on Christmas day visiting family and had that dreaded feeling when you rub your ring finger and nothing is there. I checked all through the car, unpacked and checked all our bags, and searched through the snow around the car. I was super bummed because my wedding ring is my father's who passed away a couple years before I got married. A couple days later my family found young couple that were detectorists. They came out on a cold day and spent 2 hours searching and finally found it. I couldn't be more thankful to those two. I really hope you find that rings owner. ",
"Please clap",
"The dingaling ring might sting just a ting.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLyKx0HKfX4",
"Tagging this and coming back later just for the magic that's about to happen.",
"Wow this reminds me of back in 2013 in Kaanapali where my new wife and I went snorkeling just off shore. Being super in love we were holding hands and she thought she saw a sea snake and pulled me under in her fright... alas was but a palm leaf.\n\nWent back to hotel and looked at my hand... ring was gone. Couldn't tell her it was her fault and had to order a ring that second. \n\nGood luck and hope you find the man!",
"Live Laugh Love?",
"cindickrella",
"Was not married that date nor have we ever been to Maui but that looks exactly like my husband’s wedding band he lost a few weeks ago....",
"Just here for the ride. It's gonna be a good one.",
"Could be OP’s wife’s brother. Which would make him a brother-in-law and the wife of said brother-in-law would not be OP’s sister. ",
"ya, it's quite a feat to do that",
"No. Just no.",
"I’d have to say not many people in Hawaii that have reddit are active on our own subreddits. Most likely though, it was a tourist who came here to get married and lost the ring.",
"Well *they* believe in *you*",
"And da ting goes...",
"Brother-in-law can refer to either husband of sister or brother of wife. It could be his wife's brother who gave the ring to *his* sister, who would not be related to OP. \n\nAlthough I guess he confirms the opposite in his reply. Oh well.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uztj3vp-RI",
"Nice catch! Indeed I did.",
"Ha! We did put Pushit on our wedding CD though. This was 12 years ago when CDs were still a thing.",
"I love Tool. I’m sure you know but Puscifer and Perfect Circle are great as well. ",
"He was the creeper dude watching the wedding from the bush",
"\"Bitch thinks it real.\"",
"Yeah I get that. Worth a try though.",
"Not OP but probs an inscription inside the ring",
"My guess is that they'll have pictures of said ring..."
] | 127 |
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Hey. Were you married on May 1st 2016? Were you swimming in Kaanapali, Maui and lost your wedding ring? I found your ring.
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/r/pics/comments/7nz770/2nd_accident_4wd_vehicle_yet_still_could_not/
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[
"How do you know it’s 4wd? ",
"Welcome to winter.",
"It’s a Jeep, Central NC, maybe a quarter inch of snow, been below freezing all week so it’s real slick.",
"It’s rather odd because the past week hasn’t gotten above freezing and I’m currently watching season 6 of game of thrones and the white walkers just killed that whole group of wildlings and crows... then it starts snowing.",
"I don't understand how people are so bad at winter driving. "
] | 5 |
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2nd Accident- 4wd vehicle, yet still could not navigate a turn with light snow.
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/r/pics/comments/7nzcms/7_year_old_nephews_list_of_requirements_for_a_diy/
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[
"Wait what is he ? A morty?",
"One of these things is not like the other.",
"That irradiated quickly.",
"What happened to 10-19?!",
"Those are the components of the nuclear reactor."
] | 5 |
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7 year old nephew’s list of requirements for a DIY art project he wants to attempt.
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/r/pics/comments/7nzcn1/perfect_timing_today_on_the_east_river/
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[
"That's one helluva shot.",
"Thanks so much! Thought I’d lose my phone in the River when it flew at me! ",
"I love it!",
"Fantastic shot. Its insane what a phone camera is capable of nowadays. ",
" fucking hell, nice snap! ",
"Thank you! ",
"Thanks 😊 agree with you about the phone cameras, rarely use my SLR anymore sadly! ",
"Thank you! ",
"Jinx! You and throwawayfinance3000 posted the same comment at the same time! See their comment [here](https://np.reddit.com/comments/7nvtk0/_/ds5qdy9).\n\n---\n\nI am a bot who is owed many Cokes.",
"Beautiful!!!!!",
"But is the East River actually a River? Isn't it really just the ocean? ",
"awesome shot.....fantastic shot...its the matter of what extent the phone cameras can work now a days",
"this is also a type of great talent or we can say is the art..without art we cannot judge the creativity what the person is having and to extent the person can think about.....",
"its all angle",
"Google Pixel?",
"I hope you don't mind, but I turned this into a mock-up film poster!\n\n[Brooklyn. Opportunity awaits you. In theaters 2018.](https://i.imgur.com/UK8KTyt.png)",
"I, as a non-photographer, can only imagine someone sitting at a spot for days snapping millions of the same photos praying for one of them to turn out amazing. Do once in a lifetime shots like these occur often? Or do you have an extremely high expenditure at the pet store?",
"iPhone 7 Plus 😊 "
] | 18 |
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Perfect timing today on The East River.
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