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/r/pics/comments/7ta7gr/fastest_basket_on_the_block/
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"Talk about weaving in and out of traffic ...",
"Yamaha weave1",
"r/ATBGE"
] | 3 |
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Fastest basket on the block
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/r/pics/comments/7ta81q/this_truthful_sign_i_saw_in_a_teddy_bear_shop_in/
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[
"This implies that purchasing a teddy bear is slavery. ",
"Fucking a teddy bear is grizzly",
"That's amazing "
] | 3 |
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This truthful sign I saw in a teddy bear shop in Melbourne Australia
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/r/pics/comments/7ta8ns/the_water_is_so_clear_these_boats_look_like/
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[
"Gorgeous.\n\nTerrible rush hour traffic though.",
"How does this happen? Anyone ELI5?",
"It’s all fun and games until a shark comes.",
"Well, scientists discovered about three years ago something called buoyancy, which basically is forces of pressure and water and it helps make things float. It was named after Beyonce because she was slaying that year. \n\nAnyway, we soon learned that we can calculate the exact buoyancy needed to put objects in water AND -- in a groundbreaking discovery made by Jim -- add people to these objects, and we got these things named Boats. Jim wanted to name them Boobs but he had bad handwriting. \n\nAnyways, those things you see are boats, and they're floating on the water due to buoyancy. ",
"So clear it almost looks like their floating, on air that is.",
"that's the new GTA V update. coming soon!\n\nedit: with fucking missiles that kill umm..fucking everythign ",
"It's not the clarity of the water. It's the use of a polarized light filter. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarizing_filter_(photography)\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Reflection_Polarizer2.jpg",
"Science bitch!",
"I love being on my boob. Even when I’m scrubbing the dick it’s nice. ",
"Eef ju sai so.",
"It's pretty fly.",
"That's pretty neat.",
"Cales Coves. Been there. Amazing place. ",
"Seems like that's mostly used to remove reflections. Still clear water, there would just be reflections looking at it IRL.",
"As an owner and user of a couple 100 dollar german Circular Polarisers for landscape photography - it is 100% the water clarity. \n\nImagine you are at a lake. The water is a a dark browny-blue. The clouds reflect off the top, and white streaks of sunlight are sitting \"on the surface\". I can use the CPL to remove those reflections from the top of the water, so I can see the uniform murky browny-blue color of the lake and it's normal 2m visibility (a log and a rock close to shore). It does not magically let me see the bottom of the lake. \n\nThe clear water, very bright overhead sun, the white sand on the bottom, and the pretty shallow depth (5m?) all make the conditions for the pic - a CPL would get some white bothersome reflections around the boats out of the way and make the sky a bit bluer. ",
"Exactly. Polarizing filters eliminate glare but can't help you magically see through murky water",
"You can tell it's neat by the way that it is",
"that's what OP said....",
"I think he recognizes the clarity of water is involved too. He's just pointing out you can do the same pic in many waters of the world. The polarizer is what removes the glare and fools the eye. Without the polarizer, you'd still see the light off the surface of this water.",
"Same in the Calanques in France. ",
"Wow. What a butte.",
"The image that is percieved can be described as neat because of the arrangement of the colored structures we call pixels",
"Do I need to say it? That is some blue-ass water.",
"Sigh",
"Water is usually cloudy due to very small bits of dirt and floaty things. The tiny bits of floaty dirt are called sediment. The tiny floaty living things are usually called plankton (little bitty sea animals) and algae (little bitty plants). Very clear water has no algae, dirt or tiny animals in it. \n\nWhere I live, the water near the shore is very murky. Offshore, there are beautiful kelp beds and the water is much more clear - but still has some green to it. ",
"I used to live as a child in the west coast of Scotland (loch fyne) certain times of the year the sea used to be so flat that u could be 100 meters from the beach and see the sea floor like it was only a few feet deep, everything was magnified ",
"For a shy guy...",
"All boats are floating unless they are sunk or on land"
] | 30 |
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The water is so clear, these boats look like they're flying in Menorca, Spain. How cool is that.
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/r/pics/comments/7ta9ml/im_doing_my_part/
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[
"Be sure to send it next day mail. They are getting desperate. ",
"This is amazing. Props to you ",
"Might want to put some ice in it too so it's cold when it gets there. ",
"This reminds me of the time my friend suggested they ship over the excess flood water from Texas to California.",
"Take your fucking upvote you filthy animal\n\n-Californian",
"Send it to Cape Town first!",
"Don't waste water aghhhhh",
"Nice repost ",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/JMsMaty Good call. Looks like it's from 2015... ",
"Thank you! California dude here. We need that ASAP!",
"We don’t want your pitty water. Keep it!",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/cMfkFGP\n",
"[The drought has been over for a while.](http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/CurrentMap/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA)"
] | 13 |
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I'M DOING MY PART
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/r/pics/comments/7ta9vs/polyhymnia_google_arts_and_culture/
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[
"Is that chick OK?",
"Somebody get that woman a Sandwich!",
"Hate to assume but there is definately a deficiency somewhere. ",
"Don't wanna be a dick. But Crack... in the new age.. tbh",
"OPs user name is better than the post itself",
"That bitch has a fivehead cause a forehead would be an understatement "
] | 6 |
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Polyhymnia google arts and culture
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/r/pics/comments/7tab1w/pride_day/
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[
"When did Sir Ian start going by serena? Thats a new one on me.",
"Gandalf looking fabulous. ",
"\"In 1994, at the closing ceremony of the Gay Games, he briefly took the stage to address the crowd, saying, \"I'm Sir Ian McKellen, but you can call me Serena\": This nickname, given to him by Stephen Fry, had been circulating within the gay community since McKellen's knighthood was conferred.[17]\"\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_McKellen",
"Awesome so been a long time and im just late to the party. Ah well.",
"It's ok, the party never stops so you can't be late! ",
"Gandalf the White... and red and yellow and pink and fabulous!",
"I'm sure pictures of a \"straight pride\" parade would go over great here",
"\"Rabble rabble rabble\" - Smileywaters ",
"Most people don't care.",
"Kisses.",
"Hugs.",
"\"only rabble-rousers have differing opinions\"\n\n- u/Demderdemden",
"I don't get it. Yeah he got the part of Gandalf. He did well. A parade to be proud of that?",
"You are aware that he's not really a wizard?",
"You shut your filthy mouth! He most certainly is a wizard!",
"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0876621/quotes/qt0498947",
"That's exactly what a wizard would say!",
"Some people in here are having a really hard time getting over it. Jeez. "
] | 18 |
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Pride Day.
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/r/pics/comments/7tae1h/what_started_as_my_first_sipandpaint_with_my/
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[
"Thank you for this. You both did great",
"Is Spider-Man eating a tide pod with a claw or a paw? ",
"This depends entirely on how well you believe I am capable of painting.",
"I haven't thought about Spoderman in quite awhile, but now I am.",
"\"fuk u spoderman eet th tidepod\" \n\"gooby y\"",
"I've been to this vineyard. They had goats climbing a tower :)",
"Looks like she's a keeper!\n\nYour chair isn't half bad either",
"goats do roam!"
] | 8 |
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What started as my first "Sip-and-paint" with my girlfriend became so much more.
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/r/pics/comments/7tah6l/a_very_rare_coconut_with_4_eyes/
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[
"4eyes! Nerd!",
"... One hole is not fully intact. \n\n.. Did you... Op... *Finger* this coconut?! ",
"Albino too? "
] | 3 |
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A very rare coconut with 4 eyes.
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/r/pics/comments/7tai1r/i_think_my_dog_is_hitting_the_gym_while_im_not/
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[
"Is gym your toaster? ",
"no",
"The mixer? Does he have problems with appliances? ",
"it's in reference to her looking buff but she does appear to be staring down the toaster.",
"What kind of dog. She does look jacked. Like one of the no necks",
"french bulldog"
] | 6 |
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I think my dog is hitting the gym while I’m not home...
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/r/pics/comments/7tajas/the_ocean_moulded_this_clump_of_bricks_into_a_rock/
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[
"r/wellworn",
"I have Lake Erie in my back yard. There is so much crap in there. I find things like this all the time. Pretty cool, I wonder how long that took and how old that brick is.",
"fine craftsmanship. That's crazy..how long do you think it took? Like 1920?",
"At least. I wonder where this is. It looks like a lake shore, not a Ocean. ",
"Did you keep it?",
"Make a cool desk piece ",
"Knowing how permeable brick and mortar can be I wonder what the inside of that looks like.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[PsBattle: A rock-shaped clump of bricks](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7qti7c/psbattle_a_rockshaped_clump_of_bricks/) ^**B** | 6 | 10^dys | photoshopbattles | 4\n[The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape](http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7qqe6i/the_ocean_molded_this_clump_of_bricks_into_a_rock/) ^**B** | 22165 | 11^dys | mildlyinteresting | 461\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10006504) (B = bigger)*",
"Repost"
] | 9 |
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The ocean moulded this clump of bricks into a rock.
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http://i.imgur.com/nuw0Iuj.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7takrm/when_this_random_dude_looks_cooler_holding_a/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Original Trump picture source: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7ta4wd/our_president_as_a_young_man/dtb2z5y",
"Agree to Disagree \n"
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When this random dude looks cooler holding a sword than The President of the United States
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/r/pics/comments/7takwh/my_cousins_high_school_is_having_a_stranger/
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[
"Missing letter R",
"Noticed that. I assumed for legal reasons or something. ",
"They have online highschools now? How does prom work? No one would know each other.\n\nEdit: I actually think that's pretty cool. High school can be brutal for some kids.",
"He actually had a few friends from school. They have events for students to meet and socialize. Prom is a big one. He was bullied real bad at his regular school so he’s been doing school online for the past year and loves it. Many of his friends were in a similar situation in their schools. ",
"I guess I just don't understand. ",
"The students at the school got to vote for the theme and this one won. They posted this picture to the school’s Instagram. ",
"I understand how proms work. I don't understand why this specific prom theme is different. "
] | 7 |
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My cousin’s high school is having a “Stranger Things” prom theme this year.
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/r/pics/comments/7tanw4/malia_8_months/
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[
"This isn't facebook. ",
"agreed",
"No Facebook agreed",
"Whos malia"
] | 4 |
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Malia 8 months
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/r/pics/comments/7taof0/save_livea_bear_live_save_a_men/
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"What the fuck did you just try to say?",
"😂",
"Nice engrish"
] | 3 |
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SAVE LIVE.....A BEAR LIVE SAVE A MEN...
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/r/pics/comments/7tapl5/my_parents_spent_the_last_month_doing_a_puzzle_in/
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[
"r/mildlyinfuriating",
"Awful. I have a 9000 pieve puzzle and I've already lost one piece so once I put it together I am going to be pissed.",
"Going up the stairs and going down the stairs and going up the sideways stairs. M.C Escher (Family Guy)",
"On the other hand, it is oddly satisfying that the missing piece is centered.",
"Or pieved, even. :)",
"It was probably my nephew. That little shit is known to hide a piece so he can walk in at the end and \"finish\" the puzzle. ",
"Contact the company, they might send you another piece!",
"I see what you did there 👀",
"Do they have a cat? I used to have a cat who would steal puzzle pieces and drop them down the vents. "
] | 9 |
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My parents spent the last month doing a puzzle in the evenings. Got all the way to the end to the end to find out they lost a piece.
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/r/pics/comments/7tapvb/this_hangs_in_my_mother_in_laws_house_allegedly/
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[
"Who is the artist?",
"Looks like it should go straight to the garbage",
"Key word EX",
"Maybe there's a map to buried treasure underneath the painting",
"Did they fight to make the other one keep it? ",
"Nightmare fuel "
] | 6 |
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This hangs in my mother in laws house. Allegedly her and her ex husband fought tooth and nail over it.
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/r/pics/comments/7tar6s/tear_down_this_wall/
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[
"can we stop exploiting children for the parents political agenda.",
"Thankyou.jpg\n\n(too lazy to find the gif) ",
"Came to say this. It's disgraceful",
"dumb ass parents exploiting their innocent children to further their political agenda is light child abuse to me",
"I'm that kids understands everything going on right now....",
"Are you raising your kids to be pro illegal immigration? Or anti borders in general?",
"Kids being used as political tools? "
] | 7 |
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Tear down this wall
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/r/pics/comments/7taye5/my_buddy_spent_all_day_creating_il_timpano_from/
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[
"Nailed it!",
"Even the noodles were home-made, it was incredible to watch",
"I need new friends",
"Has your buddy seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIsIE0oHGgo"
] | 4 |
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My buddy spent all day creating Il Timpano from Big Night, completely from scratch. This was the big moment.
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/r/pics/comments/7tayg4/my_new_car_with_a_nice_backdrop/
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[
"Honda's current styling is terrible",
"To each their own.",
"Fallon?",
"Jimmy?",
"Nevada.",
"California",
"Fair enough. Saw a similar display and landscape while on DET in Fallon.",
"http://afftcmuseum.org/visit/blackbird-airpark/\n\nhttp://palmdalecam.com/blckbird.htm"
] | 8 |
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My new car with a nice backdrop
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/r/pics/comments/7tazzj/trying_to_find_someone_in_this_crowd_with_no_hat/
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[
"Waldo?",
"Waldo in the US is Wally in Britain ",
"Well I'll be...\n\nTIL.",
"[Found seven](https://i.imgur.com/CdrFC5X.jpg) before questioning what I was doing with my life."
] | 4 |
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Trying to find someone in this crowd with no hat on is like trying to find Wally
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/r/pics/comments/7tb04t/trying_to_find_someone_in_this_crowd_with_no_hat/
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[
"Like if you agree with this ^^^ \n",
"Found 3 right next to each other rather quickly. Waldo was much harder to find ",
"Really? I was there and still can't see any haha!",
"4 hats in, dead center and then directly to her right a few people ",
"Yellow shirt lady center of right half of image with another person nearby",
"Looks like they were all smart enough to check the weather forecast before attending the concert."
] | 6 |
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Trying to find someone in this crowd with no hat on is like trying to find Wally
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/r/pics/comments/7tb2vo/colorful_rocks_of_lake_huron/
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[
"I used to love to go to Lake Huron and pick rocks off the beach whenI was a kid!",
"Is it all like that?",
"Why are all of the rocks awesome? Can some geologist explain? Most of the rocks I come across are decidedly less interesting than all of those",
"Couldn’t say, I haven’t been there since 1972. But it used to be pretty close to that, back then."
] | 4 |
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Colorful rocks of Lake Huron.
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/r/pics/comments/7tb477/the_loneliest_whale_in_the_world/
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[
"Huh? I don't get it. I think that's a Grey Whale.",
"Is this the one with the... \"Speech\" impediment where others can not hear him due to his pitch being off?",
"So calming, but so scary",
"I think its just a poetic title. No ones seen the 52Hz whale that I know of."
] | 4 |
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The Loneliest Whale in the World
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/r/pics/comments/7tb4il/my_lil_bro_makes_lego_models_of_boats_he_doesnt/
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[
"That's Boaty McBoatface!!",
"Buy that kid some LEGOs",
"Reminds me of the [Viking Line one](https://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/SL/1923-1.png) I had as a kid"
] | 3 |
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My lil bro makes Lego models of boats! He doesn't have much money for it though so he has to keep them compact. Here's his Spirit of Tasmania model
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/r/pics/comments/7tb566/beautiful_maldives/
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[
"Spongebob Cloud",
"I'll take 'Things I can't afford for $100'",
"Living over a sinkhole would freak me out."
] | 3 |
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Beautiful Maldives..
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/r/pics/comments/7tb5pq/people_often_do_a_doubletake_when_they_see_my/
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[
"Cute! Where’d you get it? ",
"I still can't figure out where it opens",
"Looks like it's from Blue's Clues. Do you put it on Side Table Drawer?",
"Looks like something straight out of Blues Clues. ",
"Very cool. Good choice on back pack. My neice has frozen. Yikes. ",
"My eyes still can't believe that's an actual bag. Looks like someone just printed this on paper lol",
"*confused screaming*",
"I...im still struggling to grasp the reality of this. Am I stupid?",
"Rudys got the chalk!",
"Reminds me of those [archer costumes](http://i.imgur.com/6pwM4dH.jpg) I've seen on the internet in the past.\n\nThat \"cartoon\" look is so hard for my brain to comprehend every time.",
"Wasn't planning on sleeping anyways...",
"Just google cartoon bags or something, there’s plenty of places that sell them. I got one off of amazon a few years ago. Although don’t expect to fit anything in them they are super tight.",
"Solid fancy dress",
"Nope, it's really trippy",
"It reminds me of paper Mario ",
"Thank you! "
] | 18 |
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People often do a double-take when they see my kid's schoolbag.
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/r/pics/comments/7tb6ai/the_way_this_snake_is_between_the_bricks/
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[
"Nope!",
"Don’t hate on the snake, they eat pests like mice and rats. ",
"Looks like a copperhead to me, and it would be dead quick! A friend of mine's wife died a couple years ago from a copperhead that bit her as she walked out their door, she never saw it till it got her.",
"That's not a copperhead lmao it's a corn snake. Totally harmless, and very popular in the snake trade.",
"Copperheads have more of an angled diamond/triangle pattern. As a rule, if you don't know what type of snake it is, keep your distance... but I think this little guy's harmless. ",
"They also have very triangular heads. This is an oblong shape.",
"Very true! I would say their head is probably one of the most \"oh shit, better stay away from that\" features. "
] | 7 |
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The way this snake is between the bricks
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/r/pics/comments/7tbakf/worlds_tallest_man_sultan_kosen_of_turkey_and/
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[
"Jeeez that guy could jump to the top of that pyramid in one leap.",
"So, he is 8 feet 3 inches tall, and she is 2 feet 0.6 inches tall.",
"Is it just me or does he look quite a bit more than 4x taller than her?",
"He looks +4x bigger not taller",
"If she were somehow physically capable of having a child, would their child grow to be normal sized?",
"We're all thinking the same thing. Every last one of us. ",
"How do they get the caramel in a caramilk bar?",
"Hamster with a banana?",
"She is known for her role in [American Horror Story: Freak Show.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvNUt0MwkyE)",
"200+ years ago I would probably shit myself If i saw a giant like that walk past me",
"Man, it must take her forever to walk anywhere. How frustrating. ",
"His height is the result of a tumor on his pituitary gland, so his parents and siblings are all normal sized people. The girls growth is limited by a genetic disorder called Achondroplasia which can only be passed on by the father. So I would guess their offspring would be of average height.",
"How much you wanna bet he could throw a football over those mountains? ",
"Ah, I had always thought his height was also a genetic disorder but never took the time to google anything about it. Thank you for the good explanation ",
"Damn how old are you?",
"How far could he kick her?",
"Incredible",
"She was in American Horror Story, I think it was the Freak Show season. ",
"Despite this, DO NOT go to Egypt.",
"How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ",
"His hand is half the size of her...",
"Brazzers",
"Did I remember to turn off the stove?",
"Now kiss. ",
"brazzers logo?",
"Why not?",
"They have been doing gay sweeps, where they charge LGBT people for being themselves. It's not a good place right now. ",
"It's kind of terrifying that the human race can wind up in such extremes. ",
"I was just there in December\n\nI loved it, people in Egypt are very friendly and not all of them are out to hussle you for money.",
"It's like those pictures of a mastiff standing next to a Chihuahua ",
"201 years old",
"Maybe it's maybelliene?",
"Thanks for the conversion into freedom units.",
"He was probably shitting himself anyway then, if he was only a year old."
] | 35 |
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World's tallest man, Sultan Kosen of Turkey and shortest woman, Jyoti Amge of India, pose for a photo in front of the Pyramids, in Giza, Egypt, Kosen, 243 cm, and Amge 62.8 cm, both Guinness World Records holders, are visiting Egypt in an aim to promote tourism to the country.
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/r/pics/comments/7tbb16/my_new_nixie_tube_clock/
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[
"El Psy Kongroo",
"goes well with that cock sucking bear",
"He’s getting closer "
] | 4 |
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My new Nixie tube clock!
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/r/pics/comments/7tbbp5/volkswagen_sidecar/
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[
"That is pretty awesome but also looks like a fucking death trap to me.",
"Looks like an ancestor of daleks.",
"Well those wacky Germans were awful fond of extermination back in the day. ",
"Or an escape pod",
"Sick ride!",
"So is a motorcycle in general. ",
"Wow, that is some /r/atbge thing right there."
] | 7 |
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Volkswagen Sidecar.
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/r/pics/comments/7tbbqm/lil_bro_likes_to_draw_scifi_stuff_and_wishes_to/
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[
"You want some karma, don't you?",
"How original",
"Sounds familiar 🤔"
] | 3 |
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Lil Bro likes to draw sci-fi stuff and wishes to create them in real life when he grows up. He has no idea I took pictures, just want to show him love and encouragement.
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/r/pics/comments/7tbeo2/the_bf_just_snapped_this_pic_of_a_sewer_raccoon/
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[
"Want your boat, Georgie?",
"*obligatory IT reference*",
"I bet he's training some discount ninja turtles down there. Ninja slugs or something.",
"I was too late",
"Hey! Stop clowning around. ",
"Y'all's funny, the Shredder reference was cute."
] | 6 |
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The BF just snapped this pic of a sewer raccoon in Irvine
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/r/pics/comments/7tbeyl/wine_spa_pool_japan/
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[
"I knew this was a thing, but still. Fucking what?",
"Not drinking that ",
"Are they drinking from the pool? That’s gross",
"As others have said. I'm not drinking from that pool. ",
"So if wine gets inside a woman’s Orafice would she get drunk? ",
"I want to go to there.",
"Japan has all kinds of disgusting stuff so I am not even surprised",
"Most likely. ",
"Imagine how many have peed in the pool",
"That shit looks heavily diluted at best, if it’s not just pink dye and it’s just a “wine” hot tub where they serve you wine.\n\nI really hope it’s actually just water.",
"It's water. There is a [small amount](https://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/11/18/sink-or-drink-japan-celebrates-arrival-of-this-years-beaujolais-nouveau-with-special-wine-bath/) of beaujolais nouveaux. They don't drink from the water they're bathing in. ",
"Omg theyre drinking bath waterz even tho clearly the stuff in the cup is opaque but the bath waterz is translucent.... but zomg eww lolsorandom",
"She’d stand a fair chance of an infection too probs. "
] | 13 |
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Wine Spa Pool - Japan
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/r/pics/comments/7tbgcm/my_girlfriend_got_us_a_sweet_pegboard_i/
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[
"I give this pegboard two weeks of use before being abandoned ",
"I reading something something \"pegging\". Totally thought this was going in a different direction. ",
"It's like a pen and paper only much slower and uglier."
] | 3 |
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My girlfriend got us a sweet pegboard. I christened it with this haiku.
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/r/pics/comments/7tbigc/i_see/
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[
"Maybe it was only open for a total of 24hrs",
"Doesn't say 24/7, maybe they're closed on Sundays or other days during the week",
"24 hours a week!"
] | 3 |
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I see....
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/r/pics/comments/7tblfs/this_bear_was_accidentally_brought_to_the_dog/
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[
"The longer I stare at it the more unsure I am if this is a dog or a bear.",
"I love the fact he has eyebrows",
"An innocent and kindly pupper living with the mobster bears.",
"Danger Floof gets mistaken for a pupper",
"Confirmed.\n\nhttps://www.oregonzoo.org/sites/default/files/styles/article-half/public/2012/05/17/V_orig_blackbearcubface.jpg?",
"It's a dog. This is from 2016. http://time.com/4167468/dog-or-bear/",
"Not a bear. It’s a Pomeranian-Ewok mix.",
"He was adopted, turned 3 and ate the entire family while they slept. ",
"It's blue!"
] | 9 |
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This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter and had a great time
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/r/pics/comments/7tblrg/bohemian_waxwing_bird/
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[
"Bohemian Rhapswing",
"Nature is fucking lit",
"The feathers look so smooth. Cool looking bird.",
"It’s so beautiful it doesn’t look real.",
"Show me someone with this tattoo. Stat!",
"So much smooth.",
"How is this not the Maryland State Bird? It looks just like the flag.",
"Mamma Mia Mamma Mia!",
"Is this a real bird?\n\nIs it just fantasy?",
"wow",
"I have lots of [cedar waxwings](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wu6HRJh) in my area. They are similar, but I think those Bohemian ones look a lot nicer!",
"These birds always eat the frozen, fermented berries on our trees, get drunk, and then fly into the windows. Beautiful drunk driving suicide birds.",
"Eating highbush cranberries ",
"I love birds! Wonders of nature!",
"How gorgeous.",
"Got the 🔥",
"Unfortunately, whilst taking out the trash, I found one of these dead on my patio table. Poor thing’d died somehow.",
"Wish I could give this more than one upvote. \n",
"Everything about this is r/oddlysatisfying.",
"Those berries look delicious. ",
"darn near as pretty as the Bohemian. ",
"I can show you what my car looks like after sitting under a tree full of those berries and birds. Not so pretty. ",
"Its so beautiful ",
"What gear did you shoot this with? Thanks, beautiful shot.",
"This must be a painting. Those berries don't look real. \n\n",
"I don’t know who took this picture but it is superb! ",
"Here too, we get a lot of cedar waxwings. My parents have a crabapple tree, it gets filled with dozens of cedar waxwings when the fruits are ripe (and the birds leaving Canada maybe)."
] | 27 |
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Bohemian Waxwing bird
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/r/pics/comments/7tbnv0/my_pregnant_wife_has_been_practicing_her/
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[
"I think it's legit... The dog probably thinks it's fucked. lol",
"I'm surprised too, it looks like a lot of people went and wrapped their dogs in scarves and blankets. I'm overjoyed!",
"He looks pretty tucked in",
"That face says \"She's gonna stop doing this once the baby comes, right? ...Right??",
"[your pregnant wife is pregnant for wayyyyyy too long ](https://www.reddit.com/r/babushkadogs/comments/637yxr)",
"Cool looking skull blanket. ",
"Terrible. Fold that orange blankie into a triangle. Dog in the middle with shoulders lined up. Corner over and under doggy armpit. Other corner over and under doggy body. ",
"Might be an elephant, that post is 10 months old so I think op's wife still has at least 12 months to go."
] | 8 |
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My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog.What do you think about her technique ..
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/r/pics/comments/7tbpnk/study_like_a_pro/
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[
"Awesome man! Brilliant :D",
"Next level shower thoughts",
"Well done ",
"Shower time is my break time lol ",
"I may have to copy your idea, I like it a lot. "
] | 5 |
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Study like a pro...
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/r/pics/comments/7tbqaf/worlds_largest_picture_frame_building_in_dubai/
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[
"With the Arabs I really can't say if this is a joke or real.\nthey go skiing in the desert and build fake islands...",
"This is real and is open for the public now",
"There is actually a controversy behind it. ",
"There is? Care to share it?",
"Now just gotta lean it a little for r/mildlyinfuriating",
"\"However, the story of the city will most likely gloss over the controversial beginnings of the Dubai Frame design itself. In 2008, the Dubai Municipality and ThyssenKrupp Elevators hosted an international design competition searching for the city’s next amazing skyscraper. Architect Fernando Donis’s design was chosen as the winner of the competition. However, when it came time to collaborate on the construction of the project, the architect and the city failed to agree on contractual terms. Nonetheless, the city went on with the project, breaking ground in 2014, which resulted in Donis filing an Intellectual Property claim against the city for copyright infringement.\"\n\n[Source](https://inhabitat.com/worlds-largest-picture-frame-opens-in-dubai/)",
"Interesting, I had no idea thanks for sharing ",
"It's not National Geographic?",
"For a moment I thought it was a joke but now that I realise this is real I’m starting to dig it, the idea behind it is actually cool, the structure it’s self looks amazing and it can open up new doors for constructions aswell, it def is amazing. ",
"I feel bad for the people having to overt their eyes from it when it was closed for the public.",
"Lol you can enter the building and go to the top ",
"When you live somewhere where oil is easier to produce than fresh water, and everyone has more money than god"
] | 12 |
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World’s largest picture frame building in Dubai, built to frame burj khalifa
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/r/pics/comments/7tbs4d/sir_i_will_protect_this_house/
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[
"A peercat \n\n(Like Meerkat? I'll show myself out)",
"This needs to be put forth on r/Photoshopbattles ",
"r/catsstandingup will love this.",
"cat.",
"You can tell from the pristine condition of the table behind him that he's raring to cut somebody.",
"cat.",
"cat.",
"Until he gets hungry, sleepy, or sees something expensive that he can destroy.",
"I will be pounce on any intruders lap rendering them incapacitated and motionless.",
"cat. ",
"Major Mittens reporting for duty",
"\"Your first order, **cat**ch the intruder.\" \n\n\"You mean the **perrrrr**petrator \"",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Did you mean \\o ?",
"Waiting for orders, Sir!",
"Criminal sentenced to death by firing squad. Sad",
"Looks more like \"You, Sir, have insulted my honor. I demand satisfaction!\"",
"Cat. ",
"Cat. ",
"Cat",
"His name is White Power Bill",
"Cat.",
"Protect the house\n\nFrom the mouse\n\nBreak the things\n\nPlay with strings\n\n",
"Cat.",
"Not a cat fan at all, and I find this adorable!",
"But don't let it drink or it'll be a beercat",
"Cat.",
"No",
"Found the grumpy cat. ",
"\"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?\" ",
"a mere cat. ",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"It looks like my Palico.",
"It's not a glorious job with high pay.\n\nHe protects the house for 5 treats a day.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat",
"You dropped this: . ",
"Cat.",
"Cat. ",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"I want this kitty to wear a Babushka and a Mini Ak-47 and play [this](https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs) in the background and make a videos of it",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Sleep all day \nNap all week \nFeed me now \nWhen I speak \n\nHere to serve \nThere's one catch \nI am Cat, \nI no fetch ",
"cat",
"Does anybody know what kind of cat this is?",
"When I meow,\n\nYou come now,\n\nDon't bring ball,\n\nWhen I call,\n\nIf there food,\n\nI no lewd,\n\nClean my tray,\n\nOr you pay.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Protect the house, there's too much mouse",
"They are already here.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EVjPA_0fT8",
"Cat. ",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"What a SOLDIER! My God I watched that cat gif for 10 minutes and he barely budged! ",
"Cat.",
"They didn't even give him a blindfold. :(",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Is this a Munchkin cat? I feel like every other cat photo here is a Munchkin.",
"Cat.",
"Cat. ",
"So refreshing to see this paired with an original and clever caption. Nice job!",
"Cat. ",
"He’s like a level 1 character in a puss n boots rpg. ",
"Check out r/catsstandingup buddy ",
"I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.",
"I am Cat,. Clean my tray,. I no lewd,. I no lewd,. If there food,. Don't take ball,. Or you pay.",
"Is there any way this is NOT photoshopped? I mean, can cats truly stand that way?",
"Under armor ",
"Is this one of the cats they breed specifically to have short front legs so it stands up? Kinda fucked",
"Cat.",
"The pronoun \"i\" at the beginning of the sentence is lowercase even though it should be capital for two separate reasons and the improper noun \"House\" is capitalized even though it shouldn't be. Was this title purposely written to infuriate grammer nazis?\n\nGreat photo by the way!",
"Cat.",
"Goose.\n\nE:. Although at the time I decided saying \"goose\" was a calculated risk, I did not know at that time the downvotes it might rain. \"Duck\" you all, and enjoy your weekend.",
"I can’t believe how cute he is :)",
"*Feed me meow ",
"My guess would be a Scottish Fold. \nBut that's just a guess because of the ears. ",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"Siri, I will protect this house.",
"Siri, I will protect this house.",
"That cat is the digestive ever seen\n\nEdit: meant cutest but fuck it.",
"What type of cat is this?",
"C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!",
"Kitten soldier ",
" Sir Timoteo Montenegro III",
"I will, I will",
"Cat.",
"Monster Hunter!",
"Cat.",
"Cat.",
"O captain my captain! ",
"I feel safer already.",
"Those heavy brows just give a glimpse into how seriously it takes its job ",
"Yes but can he walk that way? ",
"Cat.",
"This is my ball of yarn. There are many like it, but this one belongs to me. ",
"Someone needs to Photoshop this to look like real life puss and boots from shrek",
"Cat.",
"Scottish Fold owner... I'd say you're correct.",
"Yes. Most likely not photoshopped. I also own a Scottish Fold (This type of cat) and my kitten stands like this also. Haven't managed to get a pic yet, but have seen him do it lots when he's watching the dog.",
"No. This is just a kitten. Not a munchkin cat which I think you're thinking of.",
"Ah. Gotcha. I don't know very much about the subject. ",
"If you google \"Scottish fold standing\" you'll see lots of pics like this. Munchkins are pretty weird little genetic defects.",
"I don't think it can protect anything, being just a mere cat.",
"Execution by rubber band ",
"The risk I took was calculated, but MAN... am I bad at math",
"This cat may look cute and fluffy, but rest assured that your new guard is well armed with a minimum of 4 self sharpening knives on each paw.",
"/r/catsstandingup will teach you how to behave",
"Siri?",
"Cat.",
"Do you have this name in overwatch? ",
"Thanks for explaining!",
"nope."
] | 131 |
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Sir! i will protect this House
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/r/pics/comments/7tbtmo/a_cow_in_the_scottish_highlands/
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[
"Beefy",
"How dare moo",
"There can only be one",
"Een Schotse hooglander zeggen we dan"
] | 4 |
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A cow in the Scottish highlands.
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/r/pics/comments/7tc07q/this_sign_honoring_the_women_who_worked_here/
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[
"All that work and they couldn't get the rocks off.",
"That rock doesn’t look like a comfy place...",
"There should be a monument to Humpty Dumpty in Naples."
] | 3 |
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This sign honoring the women who worked here.
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/r/pics/comments/7tc0oz/hes_so_distraught/
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[
"Envious American comments about health care reform on a Canadian's post.",
"I wonder where the money to pay the doctors and run the hospital came from....🤔",
"/u/justodea, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/justodea&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tc0oz/hes_so_distraught/?context=10\\))",
"True, but in a proper society, the government utilising its tax revenue spends it on infrastructure rather than weapons....\n\nJust guessing your in the US Of A though... ",
"I was disgusted when I expected to receive a bill for my spine fusion surgery but instead what I got before I left the hospital was a huge bag of painkillers for free! The audacity!\n\nCountries that don’t offer free healthcare like to hide behind judgements on the free systems like they dont work, they’re behind on the latest technology or there are huge waiting times but I would take a few month’s wait over bankruptcy!",
"Taxes for healthcare are exactly equatable with paying for health insurance. In Canada the health insurer is the government. I've been to hospital in Canada, and it's shit in comparison to the healthcare elsewhere. I would personally be happy to pay my insurer a little more to get a better treatment options, while someone else might not care that much. IF Canadians insist that they government makes a better insurer, the Canadian goverment should at least give the opiton of basic, premium, and gold health tax opt-ins. \n",
"Yeah but I’d much rather have 2% extra come out of my pay check than face a 100k+ bill if the worst was to ever happen!"
] | 7 |
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He's so distraught
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/r/pics/comments/7tc2yp/after_a_number_of_miscarriages_and_even_an/
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[
"This was all done free hand too",
"I love it.",
"Congrats on the baby! Been through a couple miscarriages myself, and it's a tough bike to get back on.",
"That is so adorable OP congrats",
"It’s lovely, just perfect.\n\nAnd congratulations, sending lovely thoughts for all three of you. ",
"Congrats and good work! Expecting my first in June can't wait (and scared) to join the parent club!",
"That is so special! It looks so amazing!",
"It's beautiful -congratulations on the little one!",
"Awesome mural! My wife and I dealt with those infertility struggles as well. Really glad to hear everything is looking up for you.",
"Super dope, OP. Congrats!",
"We get it. You need attention.",
"So you are having more than one baby?\n",
"Better dna test that baby",
"The wildlife look fun & friendly.",
"Why stay gender neutral ",
"You’re a nice person.",
"Congratulations! I am about 5ish weeks from giving birth to my second son. Hope all goes well for you both and your rainbow baby!",
"Haha all the downvotes on my message shows reddit doesn’t think so"
] | 19 |
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After a number of miscarriages and even an ectopic, my partner is about to give birth in a little under a month, I decided to do my first ever mural in the babies room. It's not completely finished yet but I hope you guys like it.
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/r/pics/comments/7tc5z5/microbus_motorcycle_sidecar/
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[
"[View from the Other Side](https://imgur.com/a/dUlFm)",
"r/ATBGE",
"Interesting. Looks like they've changed the front wheel and used one that fits a car tyre. "
] | 3 |
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Microbus Motorcycle Sidecar
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/r/pics/comments/7tc68r/the_rain_of_god_gaza_january_2009/
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[
"Holy shit what is that!?!",
"Bad management in action.",
"white phosphorus munitions",
"Jesus. Who was the target, and who pulled the trigger? ",
"apparently, israel targeting palestinians",
"'Justice rains from above!'.",
"Just another Israeli warcrime.\n\nWilly pete is a great weapon for targeting \"rocket depots\" buried in the ground or a building\n\n",
"Oh great. WMDs given to them by the great US of A 🙄 as an American, I’ve never understood the point of supporting Israel. I wish it’d go back to being the Ottoman Empire when everyone lived in peace and harmony. \nEdit: seriously though, this is vicious. It’s one thing to hate Palestinians but white phosphorus targeted at civilians??? ",
"> the point of supporting Israel\n\nWithout any support, I guess israel would be out of the map already. Not that I condone any of their crimes though",
"The only reason it’s ON the map is because after WW2 we just basically said “oh well the Jews lost 6 million people, let’s give them a consolation prize in what their religion tells them is the promised land. Oh there were people living there? Oh well, not anymore. MOVE OVER!” \nI actually probably got the history way wrong here but I think it had something to do with the Brits making deals with like 3 different groups of people. \nAll I know is Palestine was there first. I’m not an antisemite but I think Zionists have a lot of control as is, their “promised land” is really just ramblings in an ancient book. The world doesn’t work that way. If I find a book that’s thousands of years old that says anyone with white skin can steal and not get punished, I can’t use that in court after trying to steal and getting caught. Why should Jews get occupied land for free just because they went through a holocaust and the Torah says so? \n\nAlso, the fact that they need our support to exist is straight up pathetic. They have one of the best trained militaries in the world, they’ve been constantly armed and financially supported by America, and they’re STILL losing to a bunch of rag tag Muslim militias with sticks and stones just trying to keep their homes? \nI’d love to hear a Jewish person’s side of the story who doesn’t live in Israel. How can you defend your people mercilessly slaying innocents that lived there before you? ",
"you don't really sound like \"an american\" :)",
"Maybe because I didn’t buy into the “Israel and Jews are good, Palestine and Muslims are bad” narrative the media has fed us. \nTo be clear, I don’t hate Israel. I just hate that Israel and Palestine can’t just come together as one nation living peacefully with Muslims and Jews in the same place. So what one group worships Allah and the other worships God? They’re both the same damn thing, just portrayed in the books differently. ",
"maybe also a timezone thing",
"What do you mean? ",
"WP isn't a WMD",
"Israel is the only democracy on the middle east\n\nWomen have the same rights as men\n\nGay men aren't stoned to death\n\nYou can't \"come together\" when Muslims want to push Israel back in time. There can never be a solution until Muslims grow out of the middle ages",
"Ok you’re right it’s not technically classified as one but it’s still seriously nasty stuff. ",
"Omg ",
"Ok, I never thought of it like that. But bombing the shit out of them doesn’t help them learn to love, it just teaches them to hate back. Kind of like how the USA bombing ISIS and accidentally killing civilians just gives ISIS more propaganda and perpetuates the problem. \nSome day the world’s leaders need to sit down and diplomatically talk to the leaders of middle eastern countries with laws such as that and say “hey enough is enough guys you’ve gotta separate the church and state, or we as the United Nations will take action”. \n\n\nTo be clear: Islam IS a peaceful religion. The Quran, on the other hand, is a barbaric book, when taken literally. \nLikewise, Christianity, Catholicism, and Judaism are peaceful religions. The Bible, on the other hand, is a barbaric book, when taken literally. \n\nThe problem with the Middle East is that Muslim countries refuse to separate church and state, which results in oppressed countries with barbaric laws, making it impossible to assimilate to modern culture, which results in fighting. Fighting in today’s terms means bombing. Bombing means civilians dying. Civilians dying means the guys doing the bombing are the bad guys. It’s a never ending cycle. \n\nI mean, I know the Middle East will never be peaceful because of how valuable the land is in terms of oil and resources, but at LEAST modernize it! ",
"That's fine and I'll agree with that. Israel does some fucked up shit and I'm not exactly their fan, but compared to the Palestinians they seem like a reasonable country.",
"Perfect",
"Yeah I think Palestine’s laws are seriously fucked up but it’s unfair that they have to fight for the land that was theirs to begin with. There’s no way to get a country to modernize its laws and morals if you’re busy trying to steal its land, denounce its existence, and bomb its citizens. ",
"You sound like those grandmothers who call in to talk to Rush Limbaugh.",
"I don’t pay attention to Rush Limbaugh so I don’t get the reference. Perhaps I’m just really ignorant on the situation... I just wish there could be an inch of peace in the area 😔 I feel like MLK but with a dream of little Jewish girls and little Jewish boys joining hands with little Muslim girls and little Muslim boys, judged not by the god they worship but by the content of their character. Sounds like it’ll only ever be a dream though... 🤷🏼♂️",
"so they targeted a rocket depot then\n\nwho committed a warcrime though, the people putting civilians on top of their rocket depots or the ones shooting it anyways?\n\nthere is no good guys bad guys here...",
"I mean I'm not gonna say either side is really right but I would say the Jews didn't really have a choice where to go under the circumstances. The expansions I won't argue about. What I will argue if the Palestinian \"unarmeds\" aren't always innocents and just had the weapons removed after they were killed. I also think it's retarded to throw rocks at tanks and people with guns in a high tension environment.",
"I forget, why didn’t they have a place to go? They had homes before the holocaust, no? Sure many of the homes were no more than ash, but Jewish people weren’t the only ones in Europe whose homes were bombed. I just don’t understand why the Jews had to be relocated to begin with. I know I’m super ignorant in the subject but I’m doing my best to understand here.\nAlso, why didn’t Israel just let the Palestinians remain in the country as long as they lived in a Democracy with said modernized laws? In a few decades there would be so many Muslims that would then understand why countries like Pakistan have such fucked up laws that there would be revolts and republics would become the norm. \nIt’s hard to look like the good guy when you’re using weapons to show why you are. ",
"From my understanding no country wanted them en masse and they've been notoriously hated as a group for a lot longer ",
"Sure, I understand no single country wanting to take all of them in, but there were Jews already living in those countries before all the shit hit the fan, why not let it remain like that? For instance, Billy Bob was sent to a camp for being a Jew, removed from his home at 123 Sesame Street, Poland. After the war he’s freed from the camp. Why would he go to Israel instead of back to 123 Sesame Street, Poland? \n\nAlso, I hate that logic...\n“Well nobody wants em, let’s give em the Muslims’ land. What could go wrong?” ",
"Lol idk bro I wasn't one of the knights at that table",
"Exactly, what do you do when people use civilians as a shield?\n\nKeanu Reeves has the answer in the movie speed “Shoot the hostage.”\n(Not kill)",
"As I understand it, before WWI there was peace, with many religions living together in harmony within the Ottoman. It could have remained that way, and it could return that way. But not if everyone’s idea of diplomacy is to fight. \nMeh, maybe it’s a lost cause. Perhaps I’m being too optimistic and hoping for there to EVER be lasting peace and understanding among them is a dead mission. It just sucks watching the world crumble because 2 sides are both being difficult little shits. ",
"White Phosphorous is an anti personell munition, it won't have much effect on a rocket depot, it will however burn civilians horrifically. ",
"If they are targeting the rocket depot, then why are they using White Phosphorous, an anti personnel munition that won't have much effect on a rocket depot but will burn civilians horrifically?",
"tell that the guy above me",
"Yes, justice is burning civilians horrifically for committing the crime of existing near terrorists.",
"He was obviously being sarcastic, with the quotation marks around rocket depot along with referring to White Phosphorous as a great weapon for targeting these supposed depots.\n\nAlso you know, the first thing he did was call it an Israeli war crime, you don't even have to read between the lines to find out what he's saying, you just have to read the lines. ",
"and israel commiting a war crime makes it less of a war crime to use civilians as human shields?\n\nwhich was the whole point of my comment...\n\nexcuse my ignorance about weapons of war and believing a redditor\n\n",
"The point I'm trying to make is that Israel isn't fighting the terrorists, if they did they would be using munitions actually effective at blowing up these supposed depots, instead they are targeting the civilians who are the victims of both sides of this conflict. \n\nBoth of them are in the wrong and it doesn't make any of their war crimes less of a war crime.",
"> Both of them are in the wrong and it doesn't make any of their war crimes less of a war crime.\n\nthat's exactly what i said...",
">there is no good guys bad guys here...\n\nThat's what you said, which is completely wrong. The bad guys are the Israeli military and the Palestinian terrorists. The good guys are the civilians on both sides suffering from this conflict. ",
"you must be a journalist, you are really good at this \"intentionally misunderstanding people to misrepresent them\" thing",
"And you most be a huge piece of shit because when faced with a picture of civilians being horrifically bombarded your gut instinct is to talk about how the other side also does bad things, how this whataboutery somehow means that there are no bad guys in this conflict when the picture right before your eyes clearly demonstrates the opposite. ",
"IT FUCKING MEANS THERE ARE NO GOOD GUYS!\n\nok now i think you are just stupid",
"Apparently I am going to have to quote your own words back to you once again:\n\n\n>there is no good guys bad guys here...\n\n\nSo what are you trying to say here exactly? You know, if you are so sensitive about being misunderstood, maybe you should learn how to spell and put together complete sentences?\n",
"Oh look. Someone else that has picked a side in an endless war with no innocent party but the civilians of both nations. \n\nI'm sure the rest of this thread will be lovely. \n\n",
"The world is not as black and white as you seem to think, you can criticize the behavior of one side without siding with the other.",
"that there is no good guy bad guy dichotomy there, they're both bad guys.\n\nthis is ridiculous...\n\nit's like \"look at the allied forces, they used flamethrowers to clear out bunkers on dday, such war criminals!\" it implies \"poor nazis\" which then implies they are the good guys, which is obviously stupid.\n\nclear enough?",
"Mn****ozd********h",
"Pretty sure he was just quoting overwatch",
"Usually these types of things get downvoted to hell by people or bots that check for anything but unlimited support for anything Israel but screw it, I need to point out a few things.\n\n> The only reason it’s ON the map is because after WW2 \n\nThis is a bit incorrect. [Jews were trying to get a homeland before WWII.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel#Zionism_and_British_mandate) I agree that post-WWII, particularly after the effects of the Holocaust were documented, there was additional pressure to officially continue the post-WWI mandate and to form Israel.\n\n> Oh there were people living there?\n\nYes, Jews already lived there along with Palestinians. However, there was no Palestine. Militarily, the area was ruled by the Ottomans until WWI. After that, it was militarily ruled by the British Empire. You will note that I refer to the military ownership of the region. I don't care who lived there - if you cannot defend your borders, you have zero claim to anything and that's how countries work. This is why I am living in the United States of America and not the various Native American tribal regions that existed there before. This is because they were unable to militarily defend their borders. Right or wrong, this is how countries exist. Palestinians and Jews can have any claim they like but unless they can defend it militarily, their claims are worthless.\n\n[This plan created Israel.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Partition_Plan_for_Palestine) Arabs rejected the plan which is why the war began. However, due to military help from the US, the Arab nations were militarily defeated which proved that Israel can indeed defend its borders and is therefore a legitimate country.\n\n> All I know is Palestine was there first.\n\nHistorically, this is incorrect but you're likely off by millenia. Palestine wasn't there first. [Palestinians and Semitic tribes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Semitic-speaking_peoples#Bronze_Age) go back tens of thousands of years to the same area. During the Ottoman rule, [both Jews and Arabs were called Palestinians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Palestinians) which then split off. Heck, there were [Palestinian Christians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_Christians). The label split off to mean its modern version, separating Jews from Arabs into what we call them today.\n\n> I think Zionists have a lot of control as is, their “promised land” is really just ramblings in an ancient book\n\nI think that's fair and there are [Jews against Zionism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Zionism#Jewish_anti-Zionism) who believe the lack of compromise with Arabs are causing all this tension due to religious reasons.\n\n> If I find a book that’s thousands of years old that says anyone with white skin can steal and not get punished, I can’t use that in court after trying to steal and getting caught.\n\nThat's true. However, if you believe God gave your people a destiny and you have the military hardware to back it up then [you can justify anything you like](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny).\n\n> Why should Jews get occupied land for free just because they went through a holocaust and the Torah says so? \n\nBecause they have the military to defend their borders and they have the US, UK, Germany, and a few other nations helping them do this. It doesn't matter what the Torah says or how they suffered during the Holocaust. Those are simply reasons why someone would give them the land. The land - owned by the British - was given. The bottom line is:\n\n* Palestinians didn't have the military to defend themselves\n* Other Arab states didn't care about the non-Jewish Palestinians living in the area - and they still don't\n* Jews wanted the land that militarily belonged to the British Empire which they parsed out and gave them the land\n\nIt's 100% legal. Nobody's land was stolen because it wasn't theirs to begin with. Native Americans can't sue the US government today for stolen land a few centuries ago.\n\n> the fact that they need our support to exist is straight up pathetic\n\nNot really. They need our support because sometimes it's not the actual support they need, it's the threat of pulling our support. For instance, if it was publicly announced that Israel doesn't have the backing of the US military, a lot of Arab states will be looking more closely into reinvading Israel. Keeping the military relationship alive keeps them at bay even if Israel doesn't need the weapons.\n\n> they’re STILL losing to a bunch of rag tag Muslim militias with sticks and stones \n\nThey're not losing - the territory of Israel continues to grow. Mind you, I believe their growth **right now** is illegal - they should purchase, not capture or settle, the various lands rather than use their military power but that's what happens. Hamas and PLO have no interest in helping their populations broker a peaceful deal because some of their leadership believes Israel shouldn't exist and others want Israel attacking and killing civilians as a way to stay in power and rail against Israel. It's like someone trying to punch a much bigger person and when they punch back - and hit hard - they can complain to their friends about how they got beaten up to get sympathy.\n\nThere's no real solution. After all, both sides aren't going to give up the religious claims since both sides use the religious fanatics to get support - including money - and to keep themselves in power. The more reasonable Jews and Arabs - which I believe to be the silent majority - want to live together in peace but they're constantly poked by the radicals from both sides.\n\nSince the Palestinians are too weak to do anything, they should ask their fellow Arab nations to carve out a state where they can help out militarily and constrain Israeli borders. Otherwise it's a lot of gray areas that keep on shifting into Israel's favor since they have a stronger military and have US backing (which would never boycott Israel for its illegal settlements).\n\nTL;DR it's complicated.",
"Wow, just wow. This was an insanely well written response. Thank you so much! \nHere’s your\n!redditgarlic \nBecause I’m broke",
"No worries, I appreciate the feedback!",
">so they targeted a rocket depot then\n\nNo. Hence the \"\". \n\n>who committed a warcrime though, the people putting civilians on top of their rocket depots or the ones shooting it anyways?\n\nNo one puts the civilians there. Hamas dosent hold a gun to peoples head and say \"stay there so Israel can kill you.\" with human shields we refer to firing rockets from civilian areas. \n\nAlso there is no evidence there are rockets near this site in the pictures. And if there were, willy pete is the wrong weapon for it\n\n>there is no good guys bad guys here...\n\n",
"Palestinians can be just as reasonable if you give them a chance and treat them as equals.\n\nBut with the US's unconditional support of Israel its not surprising they see Israel and the US as advesaries. "
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"Worlds first free dive from the Eiffel Tower coming right up",
"Haha maybe one day :P",
"Wow, that’s an in Seine amount of water!",
"Chouette Seine",
"Everything is in-seine."
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"I love how its like wild life safari for your cat. ",
"One bump in the car and it's curtains for the rich cat.",
"This looks like Amman",
"That car has never emptied its own litterbpx",
"*Remember who you are*",
"[Relevant Far Side] (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/97/2b/7e/972b7e89ca1009d854616b51eaaf3e73.jpg)",
"Did the cat in the car begin to roll up the windows when it saw the outside cat?",
"Well, it goes both ways.\n\n\nEach cat is longing to what the other cat has.",
"Cricket's final form.",
"Oh shit, that's Jerry. I knew him back in school, keep driving. ",
"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Purrpon? ",
"It is in Amman.",
"Still, it's obvious to me which one will survive the upcoming Apocalypse.",
"No.\n\nIt's a cat.",
"The alley cat is definitely giving him the, \"wrong neighborhood meowtherfucker\" look.",
"Wow, that's a well-groomed cat. Perfect white!",
"Does anyone else feel that both cats are looking at each other with envy? There is a french film about exactly this , called [The Man on the Train](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_on_the_Train).",
"*Lest I should forget my roots*",
"Disclaimer: I didn't take this picture.\n\n\nThis picture was taken in Amman, Jordan and started circulating on social media a week ago. I wasn't able to find its source though. ",
"Jerry is not the same since the incident.",
"It has to survive the cold winter first.",
"Is this some voodoo shit, how were you able to tell where the picture was taken from?",
"Freshman vs graduates",
"You don't roll your cat through that hood and soon forget it.",
"The garbage cans, the building, the cats... everything is Ammani in this picture. \n\n\nIn addition to the fact that this picture is circulating the social media in Jordan.",
"Exactly! \n\nA cat must survive one cold winter before a cat reaches one year old.",
"Building style and garbage cans :)",
"\"Don't worry, my wealth will soon trickle down on you, dumpster kitteh\"",
"\"This is where you will end up if you get addicted to catnip\"",
"You came to the wrong neighbourhood, madafaka!",
"The catnip is always greener on the other side. ",
"Heh biker mice from mars",
"This makes me sad",
"If you were on the other side of the wealth gap would you still see it as a problem? ",
"Nobody else seeing Thomas O'Malley and Duchess? ",
"Is that from The Cat Returns?",
"Maybe if the cat was a particular color. \n\nWe all know calicos will give you the shiv.",
"I agree, especially with the collar.",
"One sees freedom, the other a life a they always wanted ",
"It's like the Aristocats",
"I'm living the dream Ma, living the dream. ",
"Found the Dad",
"House-Training Day",
"Me too. Through no fault of his own, outside kitty will live about 1/5 as long as indoor kitty. So sad.",
"That cat outside just needs to get a job.",
"Yeah, you may be rich, but i still have my balls",
"Lion king ",
"Well one of the cats could just take a vacation in a Hawaii beach resort for the winter and it won't be so cold. ",
"/r/WritingPrompts",
"You can tell because all the buildings are tan.",
"Our stray cats are strong and usually people let them in the buildings in winter and feed them. Also there are campaigns in Jordan to encourage people to adopt stray cats.\n\n\nDon't worry about him. ",
"Synthetic cat nip is no joke ",
"The cat in the car is Walter White when Hank took him to bust Jesse.\n\n\nI'm afraid the cats will meet again to make the purist synthetic catnip the world has ever seen.",
"This is Amman, I actually used to live there, and this pic is super true, literally every garbage area is filled with poor cats looking for food, we cant take in any of them because theyre dirty, might be sick, and wouldn't be fair to take one cause there's a lot, so we usually give them all of our food left overs",
"People usually take them to a vet first to get them cleaned and checked before taking them home, but you are right, there are alot of stray cats and it is impossible to have them all adopted.",
"More like \"driving through the hood\".",
"A gamin",
"\"Roll the window up, Jeeves. It smells like crap out there.\"",
"I purrpon everything, as long as it has dirt in it",
"And she is totally digging his \"bad boy\" vibe.",
"Name checks out ",
"Sometimes I make my dog watch the Sarah McLachlan animal cruelty video just to show him how good he has it. ",
"Amman! Instantly recognized it :) ",
"Is this some voodoo crap, that's Jerry.",
"An excellent example of white privilege!",
"You are not allowed to date a peasant.",
"Hardly. This is in China. The car is likely driven by Chinese driver. Look closely.",
"That Evian, that TEDtalk. ",
"China. This is in China. Look at the top right corner of the picture. And I recognise the style of buildings. \n\nThis isn't poverty so much. It's a developing country and the driver is going through a local \"ghost town\"- an area of abandoned property.",
"looks more like a gap between 2 dumpsters ",
"Being forced by the government to pay for the wealth gap in a picture\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0--political-freedom-nd-amendment.jpg",
"White purrivelage.",
"Square stone apartment buildings, no vegetation, those iconic dumpsters...... So Amman.",
"I'm Abraham DeLacey\n\nGiuseppe Casey\n\nThomas O'Malley\n\nO'Malley the alley cat!",
"Wealth doesn't apply to cats. At all.",
"The beauty of cats is that they don’t see the wealth gap like humans.\n\n**Person in car:** Get out of here hobo! Get away from my fresh car.\n**Hobo:** Man, I wish I had that fresh car.\n\n**Cat in car:** Hey, fuck you!\n**Hobo cat:** Hey, fuck you too!",
"Is this the live action “Go West Young Meowth” episode of Pokémon?",
"I swear I was coming to say that too ",
"We have a rule here that barn cats are never to be named until they survive their first winter. No exceptions!",
"I bet it's because of some systematic oppression of cats with orange fur.",
"The difference is the cat in the car is jealous ",
"One is a slave while the other is free. ",
"Rich kitty wishes he still had his balls.",
"Something golden will trickle down at least.",
"It was a joke ReginaldJ",
"Hmmm https://redd.it/7s16dk\n",
"That may be what the voice in your head was telling you....",
"Aristocats",
"Better caption would be freedom vs caged cat. \nCats don't care about your wealth , car's heated seats. They have been on planet for thousands of years and they were not wealthy. They were free and that's how they like it. \n",
"Exactly ! ",
"*nod profoundly \n\"Ahh, the incident\" ",
"Is it just me, or does that orange cats face look like a human",
"It's wealthy because it's a white cat",
"Inaccurate. The cat in the car is looking at the cat in the dumpster. ",
"[No, this is Patrick.](https://youtu.be/dwifOuuMkfo)",
"Me passing my jobless friends",
"Romeo and Juliet.",
"Amman, Arab villages in Israel... Looks similar",
"Which is the happiest ?",
"Honestly, given the lack of varied architecture and stunning amount of street cats in the Middle East, it could be Muscat, Manama, etc.",
"O'malley the alley cat!",
"Seeing a car like that, the poor should make the meowst of it",
"I heard that if we divided the world's wealth evenly, in 3 generations everything would be back to how it was before ",
"Sad as hell.",
"*Dude, if the zombie apocalypse doesn’t happen soon I’ll have ruined one of my seven lifes...*",
"Nope, it is in Amman.",
"Lady and the Trump. ",
"No, no it isn't.",
"My parents currently have a 19 year old barn cat, I have no clue how it is still alive. ",
"Get your cats fixed, and also, keep them inside unless they have a job (mouser in a barn)",
" I see that red \"make the catbox great again\" collar, you racist! - Libcat",
"The one pu*rr*cent...",
"):",
"Go West Young Meowth",
"Is this in Saudi Arabia? When I lived there, eons ago (eastern region), the street cats looked pretty rough and feral. Plus, the buildings in the background look familiar.",
"The one purrcent...I'll see myself out.",
"i fucking lost it when i opened the pic... ",
"i'm no expert in architecture but i think jordan, and specifically amman has a distinct \"look and feel\"; we use the white stone to build which is extracted in Jordan itself, so i doubt the Arab gulf would look like us, maybe we could be mistaken with Syria or lebanon? i'm not sure",
"I’m guessing you haven’t seen the Aristocats. ",
"Not criticizing you individually when I say this: Wouldn't doing good for just one be better than doing good for none? That's one less life spent hungry and picking through trash for scraps.\n\nIt sounds like a rationale built out of people's guilt about feeling bad for the cats but not wanting to be the person that does something to help.",
"I hear they poked and prodded him... stuck him with needles... cut out his balls...",
"[This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Alfred_Stieglitz_%28American_-_The_Steerage_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg/1200px-Alfred_Stieglitz_%28American_-_The_Steerage_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg) is the wealth gap in a picture, called \"The Steerage.\" Taken by Alfred Steiglitz in 1907, it's sometimes called \"the first modern photograph\" for the way it showed that phtotography could have its own aesthetic apart from the long-established rules of two-dimensional art like painting or drawing. ",
"Hey, it’s Thomas O’Malley!",
"In Khalda?",
">Look at the top right corner of the picture.\n\nAmman is in Jordan. It does not produce cars with Chinese writing on the interior.\n\nStop trolling.",
"The Aristocats IRL movie. ",
"This is actually Amman, Jordan. Driver could be Chinese, but he's probably Jordan.",
"There's nothing in the top right? \n\nTop left says SRS CURTAIN AIRBAG : http://www.toyota-global.com/innovation/safety_technology/safety_technology/technology_file/passive/srs_airbag/curtain_sheild.html \n\nOP has confirmed this is Amman.\n\nStop trolling.",
"I'd subscribe to that sub",
"Anyone notice it’s a pure white cat in the car and mixed cats outside too",
"Whenever my cat misbehaves, I drive it through the ally cat neighborhood too",
"Also, here's another picture of the stray cats in Amman. Same type of dumpster, same buildings.\n\nhttp://addisblog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d2ea753ef014e607f8ed7970c-pi ",
"Aye.",
"Just a small town kitten",
"owned.",
"I mean the cat outside can fly. ",
"This is a stupid post",
":(",
"Is this not the start of aristocrats?",
"Yes it does. Would you rather have someone give you food or have to hunt for it and be hungry ",
"Not that human desires apply to cats, but I would rather work for my living than have it given to me.",
"You are not cat",
"Funny thing is the cat in the car is probably thinking: \"Man those cats prolly found a good snack, wish I could get out there!\"",
"Ctrl-f. There it is!",
"They get better at surviving as they age and learn. Most outdoor cats die in their first couple of years, but if they make it past that they have decent odds to get old. In other words, survivor bias.",
"Exactly",
"Well at least the cats in the bins still have their balls and claws.",
"It's nine lives.",
"Those cats out there are living it up.. pretty sure the cat in the car would join them if allowed to",
"And neither care, they move on with their lives without hating or envy, or forming mandates to punish one while giving to the other.",
"I thought there was a Godzilla sized cat climbing amongst the ruins of a poverty stricken city. \n\n\nWould have left more of an impact honestly. 7.9/10",
"Funny. I just checked and in some places they say it’s seven. The more you know.",
"But you weren't even the original poster...",
"Oh that's quite interesting, My excuses.",
"The cat conversation is spot on.",
"Outside cat: bitch ass white boy ",
"If this ain’t life then idk what is. ",
"Mail order bride and the Trump",
"Fat cat vs. purrletariat?",
"Street cats need to make better life choices. ",
"\"Get a job you fucking losers\" ",
"Damn one purrcent",
"Teach me your ways, how did you escape?",
"I knew it! Grew up there and I instantly thought Amman. I remember throwing rocks at garbage cans just to watch the cats scatter. ",
"That would be the cat in the car though!",
"I came here to say this",
"It refers to a slightly inferior, more mortal breed of cat. If you interbreed them, it's possible to make one with eight lives, but the eighth life is spent as a lizard",
"Is this supposed to represent White Privilege?\n",
"You do not amaze me ",
"At that moment, the dog was probably super jealous of the kitty though",
"Looks like Amman.",
"\"MEOW HARDER YOU LAZY PUSSY!\" ",
"“The Incident didn’t just change jerry, It changed us all”\n“It was almost like yesterday when jerry was a driven and motivated feline”",
"Reminds me of [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELqdLvz60zA) for some reason.",
"Get a load of Mr. Fancypants over here with his curtain airbag",
"When your cat acts ungrateful, so you have to drive them to the bad part of town to show them how good they have it.",
"Yaa but, rich cat probably wants to eat stuff out of the stinky dumpster too.",
"I is a cat\nI is reel rich\nI sitz in car\nI look like bitch\nI seez da cat\nIt be reel pour\nI stop ma car\nI openz ma dor\nThe cat comes in\nWe make goud frenz \nEveryone eats friskies \nThat is the endz",
"You're.... actually right. ",
"-locks the car- ",
"It was rolling down the window to yell at the homeless cats to “get a job, sir!”",
":( I remind my cat that there are less fortunate cats out there when she gets an attitude. I feed a couple on the back porch of my apartment everyday. ",
"Nice pic.",
"i love that the cat in the car is white aswell just to add salt to the wound.",
"\"Roll 'em up!\"",
"THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA",
"but wheres the cat in a private jet eating swordfish steak?",
"\"Work harder and you too can know the pleasures of a leather sofa\"",
"Since this is a Jordanian cat it's seven lifes I'm afraid. ",
"This reminds me about the story of Buddha ",
"Knew it the second I saw it. Those dumpsters and the stone buildings. I want to say khalda specifically? ",
"My ex's reaction for sure, ha ha.",
"Aye",
"That cat is in a world of hurt if that airbag goes off..",
"\"Stray cats in a picture.\"\nFTFY...you're welcome.",
"Have I got a show for you! ",
"freedom vs captivity",
"Livin' in a lonely world!\n\nEdit: Swing and a miss",
"The cat in the car: Ha ha losers!\n\nThe cats outside:At least we have balls.",
"Purrin' in a lonely world",
"the cat sleeping on the wall looks so sad. aww poor kitty😫😭",
"/r/latestagecatitalism",
"that would be hard to know in my opinion, it could be near cosmo, khalda, the southern Deer Ghbar, or any other",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?",
"[r/riffraff](https://www.reddit.com/r/riffraff/)",
"The poor stay poor, the rich get rich\nThat's how it goes\nEverybody know\n-Leonard Cohen",
"Catnip...not even once. ",
"I always remember how Evian spells ‘naive’ backwards... ",
"I was installing solar this winter in Iowa. It was like -10 out and these cat's were running around chomping down mice and I thought to myself \"my spoiled ass cat wouldn't last a day out here.\" ",
":( Is it hard to want for all cats to have a full belly, shelter and love??",
"This is typical Jordan, lots of feral cats.",
"The one whose owners have a bomb shelter?",
"shit shit ",
"):",
"If those street cats just worked harder they would be just as successful. It's all about money management you see.",
"Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at!",
"Yes, an [incident](https://youtu.be/8JZItP_xrA8?t=1m25s).",
"Didn't know there was a Prequel to the Aristocats. ",
"https://youtu.be/5xomArI4aJ0",
"Wow this is a fucking Disney movie",
"not sure which cat is supposed to be wealthy here... the one being driven around in a car or the ones with *all that garbage* to eat and play around in",
"Yeah I thought Lebanon, plenty of similar buildings and dumpsters here. Though only in suburban areas, inner city buildings are way taller. I do wish we had similar restrictions on building height. (I heard in Amman building can’t be over 4 floors or something but I could be wrong)",
"You could also picture it as \"The Lady and the Tramp\", giving it a twist.",
"Driving through skid row cat edition.",
"Buildings and empty field look familiar. I would say behind paradise bakeries ",
"And to pull himself up by his bootstraps.",
"Those who die in the Apocalypse are the lucky ones.",
"If that airbag goes off, Mr. Fancypants is ded =/",
"A lot of middle eastern countries use the same dumpsters..and buildings.",
"That’s what they want you to think. ",
"Car cat wouldn't last a minute in street cat's world.",
"Cat in the car: “Don’t spread your legs like that, it’s very middle class.”",
"Quite sad to be honest. ",
"A tale of two kitties!",
"That has to be Jordan!",
"Come on Reddit! Let's force that white supremacist cat to feel bad about his color and station! ",
"wow great photo",
"This is what Andrew Lloyd Webber has been harping on about all these years...\n\nMemory...",
"Thomas O'Malley",
"I read that as:\n\n> purr-ist synthetic catnip",
"[Brendan Walsh?](https://youtu.be/b31XYoe_OUU) ",
"That’s a bit racist. Why does the cat inside the car have to be white?",
"Looks more like a movie where the girl discovers poor people, and tries to befriend them, then is rejected because she's rich, but then is accepted by doing something that doesn't involve spending money.",
"Barn cats are the happiest cats.",
"A tale of two kitties ",
"Watch my soul speak ",
"Strayganomics?",
"That crumbling building in the background is a nice touch",
"*My man!*",
"Currently living there. First thing that pooped into my mind.",
"I love you ",
"brmbrmbrmbrm------rollin up sound",
"Seriously though that's gotta be one of the most unique ways someone has fucked up their life. ",
"That's funny. At the end of last winter, I opened the back door after all the snow melted, and there was a dead frozen cat leaning against the door",
"Thank you for this comment! ",
"So is the cat on the bin",
"My parents found a stray kitten covered in oil living under a car in the winter about 15 years ago. That cat lived a good life inside and never once wanted to go outside ever again once being adopted. I think it realized what a tough world it was outside.\n\nThis cat may have a little envy, but I bet you once it's actually outside without being hand fed it'll be dying to go back inside with someone.",
":,(",
"This is not what I was expecting. :(\nI can handle poor people better than poor kitties.",
"I blew cool from AC",
"This is really interesting. Do you have a source? I’d like to read about that.",
"The cat on the fence looks bad ass. ",
"MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIIRALL",
"Not sure if the rightmost house in the back has been shelled to shit or built that way.",
"I'll bet you a dollar I can get them to trade places.",
"Where is this? Israel?",
"Anyone else notice the apartment building in the back right looks like its been bombed in?",
"Cat outside: “All my life had to fight.”",
"So sorta like Richie rich?",
"👍",
"It's not exactly easy to snatch cat off street?",
"what the fuck ",
"Right stroke ",
"> That Evian, that TEDtalk\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZmdk49MZg",
"And only the most gullible people buy Smart Water. ",
"You know O'Malley gave Dutchess FIV.",
"Better starve free than be a fat slave.",
"This picture really reminds me of the movie \"Bolt.\" From the back that white cat looks sorta like Bolt, and iirc there were some stray cats in the movie too, right?",
"Meanwhile rich cat dies from airbag impact ",
"This reminds of the scene in It’s Always Sunny when Mac and Charlie are in a limo with a bunch of cash and they saw Dennis and Dee on the side of the road after they became crack addicts to apply for welfare.",
"Was this one of those drive through safari adventures?",
"I don't. It's anecdotal at best, i probably heard it in a sales pitch. Makes you think though",
"What's funny about this picture is that \"wild\" cat can actually return to its \"primitive\" nature and still live a normal-ish cat life. He can hunt some birds or mice in the urban \"wild,\" find a mate, be a cat that lives under some trees and be cat-ish.\n\nHumans can't. There's no real \"wild\" to return to. That's what makes homelessness so problematic: We have a civilization that requires everyone to participate, whether you fucking want to or not--you *MUST* to survive.\n\nHomeless finding a mate? Good luck. Hunt? Hunt what? Build a house out of adobe or make his own bricks or wood? Good luck getting that city permit with no address, no job, no income.\n\nAnd a lot of homeless (in America) have mental illnesses, so even \"bonding\" for the homeless is problematic. Ain't that a kick in the knee.",
"\"Hey jerry. No no its fine my owner doesnt need his windows cleaned, thank you...\"",
"Bruh",
"I think if you thaw them they come back to life",
"And yet, one of them is free while the other a slave. ",
"yo is that building ok?",
"There's a story (an old fable) about two dogs. \n\nOne learns to be docile and receives a great life indoors, while the other is jealous at first, he decides that living outside is worth the freedom.\n\nIf only humans had some freedom to be wild in free in today's world. All the damn permits and checkpoints and etc.",
"RIGHT STROKE PUT A BABY IN A BIBLE",
"What a lazy bum. ",
"humans have lived in society for hundreds of thousands of years. Natural humans are around all over, even without cities we live in communities. The issue is our communities have been corrupted by money and power. ",
"YOU let the meds talk",
"It takes some big cojones to sling nip out in the open like that. Whitey’s like “uhh I’m fine with my kibbles have a nice day though”",
"That cat is very comfortable riding in cars compared to any of mine. If they aren't in a carrier they get in the smallest, hardest to reach spot in the car then piss, shit, and vomit simultaneously several times, then start yowling and crying. Same thing happens if they are in a carrier, it's just easier to clean up.",
"anti-sjws see race where they want to",
"god i love that movie",
"Imagine the bins move sideways. Jean-Cade van Damme action going on right there.",
"No, just a'man.",
"Quite a gap. Those cats own all that loot and your cat only gets allowances.",
"With chicks",
"I used to be sad about stray cats in my hometown in Bulgaria, but I saw how much older people feed them, let them go inside the buildings, also pet them, not to mention how much the cats play with each other every day, and I realized they live as good as my own cats. Except, you know, my cats are way fatter.",
"Lol are you riding around the slums in a Beemer with your cute white cat? Fucking awesome.",
"Income felinequality is ugly to look at",
"Kajiit has coin if you have wares\n\nWait, I fucked up.",
"His name is garbage ",
"Looking good.",
"Was there ever not a wealth gap",
"He took the feline train",
"I was focusing on the gap in the fence lol ",
"A cat's the only cat that knows where it's at.",
"*Apawcalypse",
"Omg it's the Aristocats in real life.",
"Unsubscribe!",
"You are not good at reading cats.",
"King of the alley",
"Gonna be honest, I'd rather be the cat in the car.",
"Top Cat.\n\nAnother live action cartoon movie.",
"\"Geoffrey, fetch the car and drive me into town. I want to laugh at the poor folk again.\"",
"And of course it’s white..",
"Right Stroke punched a baby in the PIE HOLE",
"The feeling of guilt would be worse I believe. That's why I don't like giving homeless money. Not because I'm heartless, but because there's one on every street corner and I feel bad about giving money to just one person and not the other. In my mind it's just best to not give money to any.",
"No shit, I've actually had that yelled at me.\n\nAs I was walking to work...",
"Unless you live in Michigan. Cats and -14 windchills don’t mix. \n\nAlso you don’t know shit about cats if you think they wouldn’t care about heated seats. Like, seriously?",
"Only one of these cats are free.",
"Adam and Eve.",
"Puking up Cat Haaaaaaaiiiiiiir",
"But of course.",
"Funny my cat goes outside all day and always comes back. What a slave ",
"Skiddy Kitty Row",
"Don’t stop drinking cream by purina ",
"It’s provocative. Gets people going ",
"Put it in the microwave on defrost to find out!",
"Holy fuck! That was awesome!",
"Wtf dude this is a viral post right now it’s Jordan. I saw this shit on my local news ",
"r/photoshopbattles ",
"What a little cocksucker",
"A tale of two kitties",
"sucks",
"Honestly wealth does trickle into dumpsters. Food, clothing etc. Everything a cat needs to start a career in accounting ",
"And its a rich white cat looking out at poor brown cats",
"Yup, that alley cat was cat calling the domestic cat.",
"Do you use the microwave setting?",
"Did you just assume its gender?",
"oh man",
"Is this Amman? ",
"Right? The story is too inconsistent, if the snow melted, why was the dead cat still frozen? Would not the cat also thaw as the snow melted?",
"Did....did you just...write about your 50 Shades of Cat fantasy?",
"[\"Get it together, grouch\"](https://youtu.be/aVW-FB1q8FM)",
"During the credits all the rich people awkwardly dance to the most inoffensive hip-hop music imaginable whilst surrounded and accepted by poors and also we all learned something didn't we.",
"My cat would much rather be in the dumpster than riding in the car. She hates me more than she hates getting wet when she's on car rides. ",
"This reminds me of the last scene from that movie fantastic mr Fox ",
"We have a barn cat, who used to be a pet. He seems to thrive outside and knows we're literally right here, yet he chooses to live in the barn. ",
"Chicky Chix",
"It's affluent because it's curtains for the wintertime about 15 years ago.",
"This makes me sad. However, stray animals are usually taken care of by people in the neighborhood they roam in. You can look them up online. ",
"Is this a reference to the other reddit post about how someone messed up their life?",
"*\"Do you want to grow up to be like these other cats!? HUH!? Stay in school!\"*",
"Stray cat goes where he wants, shits where he wants, fucks where he wants, and in exchange stays a little hungry and dies a lot sooner. But it’s biologically important that free fucking occurs. Without natural fucking, natural selection will make Cats like dragons in Westeros. \nEdit: I guess House cats are like Dragons in Westeros.",
"As the owner of a cat who has a perfectly warm house with plenty of food and comfy blankets and snuggles but CHOOSES to sleep outside under the stairs I gotta say that some of them do it to themselves.",
"*Cats start walking towards the car* \"You a loooong way from home boy...\" ",
"*slow down*",
"You're driving a Kia, aren't you?",
"Hey look, it's just like people in the San Francisco bay area and in Sacramento, but with cats. \n\nSad, but all too true.",
"Big naturals!",
"Close enough, prolly jordan.",
"Where are my testicles, Summer?",
"Dirty Dancing?",
"Straight out of Aristocats!",
"Roll 'em up",
"Yes it is. ",
"The cat outside probably has more fun with food.",
"Obviously it would thaw dumb dumb. ",
"And many hikers...the Sawyer water filter fits perfectly on Smart Water bottles. ",
"You’re obsessed with Trump that much, huh? ",
"It’s amazing to me that I knew instantly this was Amman and I haven’t lived there since 2006",
"You came to the wrong neighborhood, muthafucka.",
"Life is unfair world 😭",
"Commented elsewhere: I knew it was Amman immediately... and I haven’t lived there since 2006",
"Click. ",
"Nah. Don't like that guy, however the one cat does look surprisingly like him.",
"I wish the cat raised its fist like in Mr Fox ",
"The graduate is the outside cat, I presume?",
"Nice repost.",
"Before what?",
"This is a strangely powerful picture. Even the buildings in the background like rich and poor from left to right.",
"Yea but at least outside kitty has actually lived",
"Thank you, kind Reddit citizen. ",
"Slumcat Millionaire",
"All I see is two first world fatcats.",
"whats wrong with the building in the back on the right, is this syria?",
"How's the umbrella business going for you, Jerry?",
"Stealing from hobos under the boulevard",
"That's... not funny 😭",
"Pauper cat looks like he has a human face.",
"What kind of job does a cat like yourself have?",
"Helping others shouldn't be about relieving guilt. ",
"I don’t think they comprehend the wealth disparity. ",
"Haven’t most people stopped declawing?",
"and freedom",
"Ironically there is a literal gap in the photo ",
"Everybody...",
"I wonder which one is really happier.",
"It may be a shorter life, but at least the feral cat spends it fighting, fucking, and hunting. A fulfilling existence.",
"[Aman'thul](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/886914555103793152/v0TRpfUA.jpg)",
"Probably uses his kibblestamps for catnip",
"See, this is where you will end up if you keep getting on the counter. Capisce?",
"Bitch be humble ",
"The question is, is it luck or did this cat guide its destiny with well planned, calculated decisions.",
"It's not relieving guilt, but getting guilt. I don't want to feel bad about not being able to help every one. I know myself, and I know how I'll feel. If I take in one stray cat, I'll want to take in two more. Then two more. And then two more. Next thing you know I'm a cat lady.",
"Everybody wants to be a cat ",
"How do you know he's the king?\n\nBecause he hasn't got shit all over him.",
"haven't seen it, but I also got the vibe that this was more nuanced than the one sided ideological takes in the rest of the thread\n\nthat one outdoor cat looks so noble, like the wolf at the end of Fantastic Mr. Fox\n\nwould you rather be a pampered prisoner with no perspective or volition, or would you rather be a badass who has made their own way and lives on their own terms",
"I think you guys are misusing the Jerry archetype",
"“You can’t call them that. That’s their word.”",
"I live in Amman and I recognized it immediately. This city is all cats and open trash cans for them to eat out of.\n\nAlso you know it was recent because there is grass! That means it was taken during the rainy season.",
"amazing pic well done.",
"Cannot unsee Nicholas Cage in any cat face. Help",
"Aww man",
"I used to live in Jordan and this is how most cats live there. There are a lot of stray cats that come and eat from garbages at night. \n\nWhat I find interesting is that cats over there eat anything. Whereas my house cat will only eat her cat food. \n\nAnyways this is totally true I recognize these garbages and can confirm it’s from Jordan. ",
"Amen!",
"Breakin’ ",
"[Years later](https://i.imgur.com/FqPtqkp.jpg).",
"theres even a blue tarp ...",
"It tastes better than most other water.",
"King of the highway\n\nPrince of the boulevard\n\nDuke of the avant-garde\n\nThe world is my back yard",
"Isn't that the plot of 80s break dancing movie \"Breakin'\"?",
"Abraham delacey ",
"Everything changed when the fire nation began to attack",
"So because that cat is a feral piece of shit and can’t be a productive part of society, the dog should give it its life? ",
"Doesn't matter what class they're in. They'll still get it on. \n",
"pretty much my way to work when I take the bus through the city. ",
"The top and bottom of the cat dominance hierarchy",
"!redditsilver",
"Except the cat in the car is only thinking \"hey, an unknown cat is near my territory. *hissss*\"",
"So your choice is to do nothing at all not to feel guilty because you can't help or solve a problem in one go ? \n\nSounds selfish and lazy really.",
"thanks!! I only scrolled thru the comments for this!",
"Which cat is happier, really?",
"Cats care about heated seats. ",
"“Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit!”",
"The cat on the car want to buy meth/cocaine ",
":)",
"It’s mostly IQ related but who am I to say?",
"haha \"pooped\"..",
"That's not the next line though...",
"Rachel rich",
"Obama just paged me ay",
"Did car kitty lock the door immediately?",
"why are you white people obsessed with these types of pictures?\n\nbecause it gives you some meaning? really pathetic",
"Pixy stix",
"Poor guys :(\n\nNot literally. Well I guess literally.",
"OMG I KNEW THIS WAS AMMAN RIGHT AWAY",
"Well they technically can but it's really risky ",
"More like freedom gap in one picture",
"To be fair, they're about the heat, not the heated seat",
"This makes me sad for the trash Kitty's :(",
"eastern european, too (well, the dumpsters)",
"That shit is sad.",
"That’s just Heathcliff and his gang. ",
"\"Wow look that guy has a whole park for himself!\"",
"After Jerry got a taste for cat nip he was never the same ",
"SOPRANNO C WE LIKE TO KEEP IT IN THE HIGH NOTE",
"Nephew ",
"Yellow cat should stop being so poor.",
"META",
"Yeah, that's what I intended ",
"What?",
"[Rich Cat Poor Cat] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLUi9rGCmN8) ",
"You forget the car cat has an owner. Imagine you're a rich snob walking down the streets of a bad neighborhood but you have a literal giant as a bodyguard so none of the gangs dare mess with you...",
"Why does this make me feel sad?",
"The outside cat looks like Nicolas Cage.",
"Sure but I’d like to see a cat walk past one on the street. There’d be 7 of the fuckers all piled on it",
"This picture just makes me so sad :(",
"Giuseppe Casey",
"I'd rather be the one without the collar, thanks.",
"Answering phones meow",
"Of course the wealthy cat is white...",
" At was probably wanting out to enjoy the life of fucking. Eating whatever and just being a cat ",
"Yeh some places are great",
"Tale of two kitties.",
"Thomas O’Malley the alley cat! ",
"You fucking commies are really grasping at straws now. ",
"That is very sad😟😢😭",
"After he got busted for the kilo of catnip everything changed.",
"\"What the *&#@? My food dish is the size of an ashtray, and they each get one the size of a room!\"",
"My families from Amman.. just want to say hello!",
"u/endlesskylieness ",
"That's how Disney movies start",
"That is Amman, Jordan! ",
"AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEESE",
"When you say \"mostly\" you mean \"extremely loosely if at all\" right?",
"I knew it was in Jordan from the dumpsters, didn't even recognize the buildings.",
"This made me entirely to sad.",
"Man must be amazing thinking so hard about shit you see an entire realm of possibilities.\n\nNah but seriously though snow melting as in the snow outside the barn melted from being in direct sun light ALLOWING him to open the barn door.\n\nAnd revealing a dead frozen cat.\n\nDunno if you live someplace where its cold its pretty damn common to be below freezing outside and the snow is still melting because of the sun.\n\nIDK I'm not a scientist but it happens every single year here. I know some smartass is going to come in here just full of doubts how snow can melt in freezing temperatures but it literally happens every single year.",
"The cat outside the car did marijuana. Still think it’s cool? ",
"Looks more to me like he wishes he was out there digging through the dumpster with them.",
"trash cats would kick posh cats cunt in",
"Isn't it 9 lives?",
"He locked the doors. ",
"Yeah and he locked the door",
"Good point! ",
"I think he’s a doctor.",
"*ran a feline train ",
"It's a scene from the new live-action \"Aristocats\" movie.",
"Orange and white cats are just lazy. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Get a car!!",
"Small world.... I have been doing that for years!\n\n",
"I guess you want to live in the wild wilderness free of internet and modern amenities too. Nothing but a harsh, brutal existence can lead to any sort of fulfillment.",
"I want to live like common kittehs,\n\nI want to do whatever common kittehs do,\n\nI want to sleep with common kittehs,\n\nI want to sleep with common kittehs... Like you.",
"*I have a comfortable home, food security, a cushy bed, and a human slave ... what do you have?*\n\n\n*balls ...*\n",
"Man, Disney's Aristocats live action reboot is looking good",
"\"You got any catnip kid?\"",
"Hmm.... !\n\nThe way I really see it is that all the cats are lucky.... then!\n\nBut that's just me.... ",
"White cat privilege ",
"Looks like the cat with a Gemaine Clement face from What We Do In The Shadows",
"That is a good one! ",
">Yea but at least outside kitty has actually lived\n\nIf you mean \"actually lived\" by spent his life searching for food, trying to stay alive, shivering in the cold, roasting in the heat, dodging cars, running from dogs, fighting for his life against other cats, being at the mercy of humans that would hurt him, and very likely dying from painful infection and/or disease.... then you're right. ",
"You should be a little bit more alliterative; it should be:\n\nThe feral feline's fulfilling existence is spent fighting, fleeing, feeding and mating.",
"hits the door locks",
"Kimba?",
"I didn't realize how much it cost to get into one of those things. Like 5-10 grand minimum. ",
"On the other hand, sometimes I feel bad for my indoor cat because she can't go outside. Would you rather be imprisoned in a clean house with good food, or be freed but have to find your own food?",
"Have you thought about taking a shower?",
"This could be the inspiration for a Disney movie. ",
"nature vs nurture. I bet there is a serious thrill you can get from catching your prey, fighting off a bigger rival, then fucking the most fertile female around cause you are top dog...\n\nbut hey, grabbing Taco Bell on my way home from my job at WalMart, cutting the guy ahead of me on the bus que to get the last seat for the commute home, and then jerking off to some top notch free internet porn is pretty much the exact same thing...just easier. right?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Just because you live in the wilderness doesn't mean you don't get a cell signal and a solar charger. It's okay you can actually go outside sometime, you won't instantly die. ",
"Haha this is perfect! ",
"The Aristocats? Ring a bell lol?",
"Places where you go to talk about reading a book a day. ",
"Damn cats. They even love to watch their own kind to suffer. Almost like humans.",
"[But still she'll never get it right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVwwUvTz238).",
"Hey it's Top Cat! ",
"Idk why but this made me laugh haha",
"“One Percent Represent”",
"https://youtu.be/U6cake3bwnY?t=78",
"Thomas O'Malley, O'Malley the Alley Cat",
"Infowars.com\n\n\n\nLol..",
"He got caught up with the wrong kats",
"Jerry's are mouses though... Tom's are cats",
"i recognize these trashcans they come from jordan <3 hala beech ya m3allem",
"Had one. Gave it to the ex.",
"Just got out, oddly enough.",
"Why do you think he ended up on the street ",
"brake check",
"Aha. That's it. ",
"The mayor of my hometown (Atascadero, CA) is named Tom O’Malley. ",
"Twist: the cat in the car wishes he was pawing through a dumpster",
"\"I am the one who purrrrs!\"",
"Except the cats don’t complain that lifenisnt fair. They just do their thing. ",
"This is really the poster for Disney's next live action.... The Aristocats!",
"It's the aristrocats",
"Brilliant title.",
"This is a Disney movie, no?",
"White cat: \"Shit, I *never* get to go through the garbage. It's not fair.\" ",
"This is a really common trope I think. The Prince and the Pauper, the City Mouse and the Country Mouse, etc.",
"It was the best of times, it was the furriest of times...",
"Extremely stupid and silly.",
"My sister lives on a farm and has several very old barn cats. One of them was a stowaway in the U-haul I used to move my stuff from her place to my new apartment about 25 miles away. When we opened the U-haul he ran off and we figured he died since he was 15 at the time and it was cold out. My husband recently spotted Mr. President at a farm outside of town. He ran off a year ago.",
"We need feline equality!",
"I'm sure it's the cats fault for not working hard emouth. ",
"Cloudy with a zero chance of being neutered",
"The other cats look mean lol and I think the cat in the car can tell they wont be having any play dates soon lol",
"Locked the doors",
"spare change? spare change mam?",
"Yes, because poor people definitely don't have cars.",
"I was more startled by the halfway blown up bldg",
"Well maybe is orange cat had worked hard he too would be in a a car with his human. Ugh cats always want handouts",
"I need a gangsta bitch🎵🎵",
"my life is now complete after watching this. thx you",
"Curtain Airbag sounds dangerous as shit. Does that blow down and smash you in the face?",
"If I kill a kitty it won’t be the alcohol ay \n I’m the realest kitty after all bitch be humble ",
"We've taken in outside cats. We can't save them all, and our home is full right now. While I would like to save them all, I don't regret being able to say that I'm helping the ones that we are.",
"We're all stray cats on the street. It won't stop him from getting some pussy. ",
"I came here to say this exact thing! ;)",
"Statistically you wouldn't be the top dog, just like you're not the top CEO in this version...",
"r/funnybutsad",
"This turned in to a racial wealth gap with that pure white cat",
"Easily my favourite episode. \n\n\"She's a rich lady and she can buy me anything I want. And what are you? You're not rich. You're not even human. You're just a street Meowth..\"",
"Huh, it's seven here too",
"We all know which is the better pussy though.",
"/u/cerys98",
"Damn bougie ass aristocats",
"/u/xhentai420squadx",
"I said meow, I'll see what I can do <3",
"Everybody wants to be a cat ",
"8 Meowl",
"nah the cat in the car fucked up and the owner brought it there to show where it would end up if he doesnt clean up his act",
"Just a city stray",
"Are you trying to positively reinforce OPs to post sources? ",
"Immediately thought it was Middle East the second I looked at the picture. It's hard to say which country in particular though. ",
"Wow there’s even white privilege in the cat world ... ",
"The buildings are made of Jerusalem Stone, which gives it away.",
"In the traditional sense, yes, but they've switched to laser-declawing, which is far more humane. The cats still have their claws but the laser removes the nerve that's used to bring the claws out, [rather than removing a whole chunk of the cat's paw.](http://www.marvistavet.com/declawing-and-its-alternatives.pml)",
"dont care",
"Outside cat is free. Indoor cat is in a prison of ignorance. ",
"We have a stray cat that hangs out around our building. She's really friendly with everyone who lives there and we make sure she's well fed :)",
"/r/accidentalrenaissance ",
"this makes me sad for the cats. ",
"Pussy Cat, Pass.",
"The cat on the dumpster should try getting a job.",
"Lmao that's you!",
"They both wish to trade places - car cat wants to be free to pee and fornicate and sniff garbage whenever and street cat wants regular meals and security ...",
"\"Brucie! How you doing mate?! Wanna hear about the revolution i've been planning?\"",
"Is your cat to blame for all discrimination of stray cats because he/she is privileged?",
"That sucks - poor kitties - our rabbit hates car travel too - but she just freezes up and hyperventilates until we arrive lol...",
"Sit down",
"What’s even going on in this picture?",
"I figured.\n\nAmman has a ton of feral cats around those dumpsters.\n\nMy roommate and I named out WiFi \"DumpsterCatHQ\" when we studied there for a summer because there was a ton of them in the parking lot across the street. And Amman's feral cats are LOUD at night, like a cat fight club/orgy",
"Meow",
"Well saying there was a thawed cat might be confusing. You could say thawed dead cat but that implies it was killed and then frozen.",
"That cat is rolling in a Lexus ",
"r/awww",
"There needs to be about 99997 more poor cats to be accurate.",
"Looks like the ending scene in a Don Bluth movie",
"this picture is kinda funny, sad and it breaks my heart while i'm laughing",
"Oh I'm sorry. Thank you for telling me how to live my life. I explained my reasoning, and now who are you to come tell me it's wrong? Selfish and lazy? Really? Take your high morals elsewhere please.\n\nWhen and where I choose to invest my time in helping others is my choice. And if I'd prefer not to help because id be riddled with guilt, that's my fucking right.",
"Kinda looks like the cat a mini sun glasses on in the side mirror from that building ",
"This makes me so sad I want to adopt them ALL",
"You misspelled \"fucking.\"",
"Nah, not me lol. Just your run of the mill diver. The word poop makes me giggle.",
"When you’re a jet you’re a jet ",
"I sense a love story.",
".....damnit",
"\"you looking for some Catnip?\"",
"This is how the Aristocats begins",
"Eat kit and die peasant. ",
"I hate seeing homeless animals. Every cat and every dog deserves to be curled up bathing in the sun and a nice pet bed right now.",
"That movie was so terrible it makes my brain spin.",
"The cat doesn't really get to use the internet tho ... it's basically just poorly recreating stuff it would do in the wild with toys and things. The main benefit it gets is food/shelter, not really more fulfillment. ",
"This is actually a great metaphor. Some cats are born into wealth (born into a house), some cats are born into poverty (born into the wild). Some cats get unlucky and become poor (abandoned). Some cats get lucky and become rich (adoption). ",
"thatsthejoke.jpg",
"The Lady and the Tramp",
"The person who works as a Wal-Mart grunt for a career would fail equally badly in the wild. Nature is a messed up place where the weak don't get to live, much less procreate.\n\nIf I was stuck in a dead end job like Wal-Mart, I could see the appeal for different system. Stay in school and find a career. ",
"Makes me wonder which cats are really wealthy here.",
"\"Look cute and go door-to-door until you find a home!\"",
"Lmao ",
"...yes? ",
"The question is \"Why?\" Nature can be a cool place, but it is not an end all be all for happiness and fulfillment. There are lots of paths to happiness.",
"There’s exception of course but theres pretty much a scientific consensus that wealth correlates with IQ. ",
"Poor guy gets shit from strangers IRL and on the internet. ",
"Lock the doors human and drive slowly pretending we don't see them. Don't look at them in the eyes!",
"That's strangely powerful.",
"Socialism. Defend yourself.\n\n\n\n/s",
"DUTCHES! OHH DUTCHES!!!",
"dude, just don't pls",
"Haha, had forgotten that",
"This made me so sad though :/\n\n",
"I've had a lot of cats, some love the outdoors, others want nothing to do with it. It is up to the individual person or cat to find meaning and happiness.",
"So kind of like the story of Patty Hearst?",
"This is perfect. \nNow let’s all try to convince ourselves that the cat in the car ‘earned’ its affluence, so we can feel better about inequality.",
"Snow melts quicker than larger stuff. All the blood and innards of the cat that were frozen were probably insulated and remained frozen for some time after the outer layers and snow had melted. \n\n\nI actually left a water bottle out in the yard and it got buried in snow.\nAfterwards when the temps had risen and the snow was melting away, I spotted the water bottle and after picking it up, saw a big log of ice inside that was still thawing out. ",
"I’m from Bulgaria too! When I visited Burgas for the first time, it was so upsetting to see how many kittens were wandering the streets. But there are so many outdoor restaurants and kind people that the strays get a pretty nice life (also less cars to worry about, at least compared to the U.S.) ",
"I see a Disney movie here. ",
"How would you know. It looks like your typical city street cat",
"Ahh, I've heard of that! But, in case anyone else was about to look it up, [Doctor Cat](http://doctorcatmd.com/) is the cute kitty webcomic that you're prob'ly thinking of... whereas \\*Dr. Cat\\* is a vagina surgeon in Beverly Hills, and she's only a cat by *name*. <_<",
"Everything about it:\n*the weather in the spring - desert gray\n*the style of the houses and the distance from the street\n*the color of the foliage\n*the style of garbage bins\n*the presence of mangy cats but no dogs (they kill the dogs but not the cats because Islam)\n\nI think it’s near Khelda / Mecca Mall even where I used to live \n",
"Well, the ones that manage to survive outside are strong, sure ... ",
"Rent, But with cats. ",
"Unfunny.",
"And you can't tell which sees which ...",
"*boots",
"Remember that book. City Cat, Country Cat? It's the sequel to City Mouse, Country Mouse.",
"I don't think that's how cats work. The car cat likely immediately/instinctively senses the dangers outside. If you opened up the door or put the window down, it would not jump out at that spot. If anything, it would hiss and scowl. ",
"You mean the cat actively looking for food, right? \n\n\n* Rich Car Cat? Nope\n\n* Poor Staring Cat? Nah \n\n* Poor Hungry Cat? Yeah, This guy's survival game has its priorities straight",
"Let's... stop talking about this.",
"Underrated album by the way. It's the butt of a lot of jokes, but I liked it.",
"This might be a sarcastic or joke comment but there's some truth to it. Pure or solid colored cats are tougher to find/maintain, especially in the wild/outdoors, since it's easy to breed with another cat and dilute the genes with another color. That puts a premium on them. Not all white cats are wealthy - but being a white cat helps. ",
"Maybe you're in *his* barn...",
"Also, the Wi-Fi sucks.",
"Kitty in car is trapped and restrained. Kitty outside owns dumpsters and roams free. ",
"Pull yourself up by your duclaws. Always land on your feet.",
"That cat was born and raised in a developing country. The car is seen as a safe, luxurious space. \n\nYour cat probably sees a car ride as a traumatizing experience compared to where it's normally at. ",
"Exactly. ",
"or Skooma",
"What do you mean \"homeless\"?! Just buy a fricking house...",
"Sure, there are plenty of humans and cats who find super comfort in reliable food/shelter - those are two very primal and instinctive traits that they gravitate towards. Many are able to create meaning and happiness out of it, good for em. ",
"Fuck",
"*Establishing shot of Upper East Side*\n\n**cut to:**\n\n*Rachel at bat mitzvah introducing talented POC friend to Record Executive father*",
"You know it!\n\nWe, human, sure think that most cats are made to be house-cats, but is it really the right thing to do?\n\nAs for me, I always admired the survival skills of an Alley-Cat; I've seen some Alley-Cats climbing a tree, and then came down the same way a lumberjack does it.\n\nIt's truly an eye-opening experience to see one in action.",
"You noticing all the plight?... Roll em up!",
"And then they shat on eachother and said TA-DAA!",
"\"dave, close the window. dave, please close the window\" ",
"It was redistributed",
"Well, you know,it's funny, but cats used to live there, outside.",
"The poor stay poor, the rich get rich\nThat's how it goes\nEverybody knows\n-Leonard Cohen",
"Siddhartha Gautama exits his palace and is confronted with poverty and suffering for the first time, c. 450 BCE (colorized)",
"\"I swear to *god* that catnip was clean; it didn't bother anyone else.\"",
"It’s levels to it you and I know",
"It was rolling down the window to yell at the homeless cats to “get a job, ~~sir~~ pussy!”",
"*paws window up*",
"How does the taste of good life feel? you cheap sack of shit",
" https://v.redd.it/0jitv35e6fc01",
"Oh, cool",
"Why does that cat look like Nick cage",
"I visit Amman every couple of years and also immediately recognized it. ",
"Living the life of luxury in a toyota corolla",
"I also answer phones for a living and people also mistook me for a homeless bum before...",
"The lame part is that I'm homeless now and don't get comments like that.",
"I’m also going to be homeless when my lease ends in July. It feels like you’re me from the future.\n\nTell me, will we fuck nice girls?",
"oh fuck me that's hilarious, imagine if people took something like that seriously. ",
"in a different subreddit...so what's your point?",
"If that other cat got off his ass he could be living the dream of sitting in a shitty cobalt with air-conditioning. But he is a lazy ass bastard with nothing going for him. Screw you bum.",
"I’ve read this book to my preschoolers \n[rich cat poor cat ](https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1360534058l/1944925.jpg) ",
"Yes and no.\n\nI actually got with a few of the most beautiful women in my life while homeless. You can get laid in a tent. And a car. And the breakroom at work.\n\nPro tip- avoid heroin. ",
"Oh they live great lives, and we don't put them in cars but once a year for vet checkups. They just get car sick easily.",
"Cats are animals. They care nothij g for modern amenities",
"Leaked photos of new live action The Aristocats; due to release Summer 2018!",
"They're usually either curled up on a couch inside or sunbathing outside depending on the weather, so you're probably right. They're spoiled, so they get upset about small stuff easily.",
"Correct - snow melted, but cat and most everything else was still frozen. Temps still in the 20s and 30s F. I take it this is the \"pics or it didn't happen crew\"",
"If you mean the one with the stick figures with the gun and money bag....\n\nIt means that roughly that socialism, or special programs, uses laws that people MUST comply to in order to distribute their wealth. Since all laws are enforced with a barrel of a gun and taxes are mandated, people are forced to give up their property at gunpoint to give their money to others.\n\nMuch like point blank robbing them with a gun, but with of course, a lot more cushion through \"legalities\". The stick figures are to bring to light the immorality of socialism.",
"You roll up your windows then ask questions? Psycho",
"I think I know exactly where in Amman too. Looks like it's just south of Abdoun close to all the embassies. ",
"No one would get a Meowsy reference from that episode of Pokémon where Meowth falls for the rich cat.",
"No wonder I don't get answers ",
"and? \n\nMy cat has lived its entire life indoors, getting fed twice a day. She hasn't even figured out that her food is literally right next to her bowl and she could easily tear it open to get some. She would die outside for sure. ",
"Yes.",
"In some countries it’s seven. Another example of inequality.",
"When did that happen?",
"Since you're not getting answers you're probably not in the \"threat to others and self\" category. There's always a bright side. ",
"poor traped cat, somebody should let it free and cut that rope around its neck too",
"Yup ",
"Tom more like amiright",
"\"Disclaimer: I didn't take this picture.\"\n\nThat's exactly what I'd say if I had actually taken the picture and wanted it to go viral. But I'm a special type of special.",
"In the next life they will meet each other under the same circumstances as humans and fall in love. ",
"It's very probably but those cat didn't, they just live cats life.",
"You just pick a cool one off The Jobs Tree; anyone can do it!",
"Nah that's why he's an outcast ",
"obviously. ",
"Darker tint on the windows right meow",
"Awww this is so sad",
"Its the plot of a lot of 80s movies",
"\" Your revolution is over! The strays will always lose!\"",
"Very good, haha yes",
"> when Hank took him to bust Jesse.\n\n~~Wait, when did Hank take Walt to bust Jessie? I remember the other way around at the end, but not him taking walt. Was it around when they made the scummy phone call that his wife was hurt?~~\n\nDisregard that, Im retarded as fuck I just remembered after posting. Like literally the first episode. I have the worst memory.",
"No point just hmmm lol",
"Great picture!",
"OP, what country was this picture taken?",
"This made me sad for some reason. :/",
"fitting because it tastes disgusting and anyone paying the premium price for it is just that. ",
"is this the aristocats? ",
"You sound like a real wet mop ",
"How did you manage to have your cat calm in your car?",
"Fucking white privilege",
"Sooooooo...that building on the right..",
"And fertilizing.",
"Username checks out",
"Used to it. I'm a frequent shitposter, keeps me sane.\n\nPlus, I'm 94% sure that was a joke.",
"I didn't realise Disney was doing a live version of \"The Aristocats\"!",
"You can never be too safe around gingers.",
"We got a a few stray cats outside our workplace and always keep a dish filled for them",
"Ouch my heart :(",
"Thomas O'Malley. O'Malley the alley cat.",
"That's my cat every night, sitting in her high window judging the shit out of the homeless cats that wander our complex.",
"Holy shit you’re delusional ",
"Man I'm in the field, and my hospital laser declaws. We are the only hospital in the city that declaws at all, and my boss will always argue for declawing because $$. ",
"All of a sudden liberals hate capitalism. Nevermind human homelessness.",
"I had to scroll pretty far down to see this comment. :-/ Everyone just makes jokes. ",
"White privilege",
"Jordan",
"Taking the cat out for a drive... after it pushed another cup of water to off the table",
"This picture is bumming me out haaard. ",
"Damn a show of cats swapping life's would be the thing $million dollar ideas right there🤐",
"This was actually taken right next to my house. heh. ",
"How am I supposed to let people on instagram know how rugged I am with this shitty signal!",
"People pay for that?\n\n(Me_IRL)",
"[...IPoAC?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers)",
"ROLL EM UP KIDS",
"She's the rich girl from \"Hitch\".",
"~~Owner~~ Human slave you mean. ",
"Really? That’s weird. ",
"Really now that I think about it, I worked I'm the only hospital that did it in savannah too and that was 5-10 years ago.",
"You can, but it is hard to do it, so people don't. The current generation does have the short end of the stick, but I find that a person's worst enemy to success tends to be themself. \n\nI'm glad I no longer work retail, not because of the terrible customers or bad managers, but the bad coworkers who wouldn't show up to their shifts then complain that they were getting written up. Or all the people who would dump their work on me and disappear into the bathroom with their phone for an hour. Those same people wonder why they can't get ahead.\n\nBe the best you can be, especially if noone is looking. ",
"Really? This is in Jubaiha, right?",
"Yes, of course",
"What's delusional?",
"Yeah,what 93907 said, they are all afraid of people, even if I managed to get one my parents wouldn't approve of it because they're afraid the cat will poop on the floor or furniture, and the fact that they are dirty, plus I don't know of any vets in Jordan, haven't heard or seen one my entire 6 years living there. Tbh I think they are living pretty ok, the cats usually hang around the same dumpster, we and a lot of other people in the neighborhood always feed them, and I haven't really seen any of them act/look sick, I see the same cats a lot they have pretty long life spans. The only danger I see for them is the cars, but the streets they are in are one way with slow speed limits",
"This is so powerful. When we think of the “homelessness problem” we don’t think twice but seeing it with animals really puts things in perspective ",
"Keep it up! ",
"Correct! ",
"Ah. Weird. We have resolved to have our next kittens done that way (it has been 10+ years, didn't have it then)"
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"For those of you who have not seen it, the Band of Brothers episode (ep. 9) Why We Fight depicts the discovery of a concentration camp and does a good job of conveying emotion. [Here is the scene.](https://youtu.be/sHcJtU9dr6I) (roughly 10 min)",
"Powerful scene. Unforgettable images.",
"And then there's these idiots /r/holocaust",
"I visited Auschwitz just before Christmas last year, it is a truly surreal experience. Particularly Auschwitz II-Birkenau, the entrance to which is the picture here. The scale of it is just incredible. You hear about the numbers of victims but personally I always found that hard to visualise. But when you're there and you take the walk down beside the railway line from the entrance to the memorial at the opposite end and every direction you look there are the remains of the concentration camp as far as you can see, it is sobering. The scale of it all was truly horrific. \n\nIt is not a pleasant tour by any means, particularly parts of Auschwitz I where there are entire rooms filled with hair or glasses or shoes from the victims of the camp, but I would thoroughly recommend anyone who visits the area to go and see it, and truly see the scale of it all, for themselves. ",
"How people can be this evil is beyond me. ",
"What is that sub even about?",
"What the actual fuck. How stupid can you possibly be?",
"How the dirty jews made up the holocaust and Hitler was actually a pretty cool guy",
"Way to be racist in a Holocaust thread. Incredibly disrespectful.",
"Never forget...see why do we have to remind ourselves of how damn horrible a society was at a time and the horrible stuff they did. If we keep reminding ourselves about all the hate in the world are we susceptible feeling hate???\n\nWhy can't we never forget the good things people have done?? If I was reminded every day of good things people have done I would want to be part of that group doing good instead of thinking about bashing in a nazis head right now. \n\n",
"Because if we forget it means all those people who died will be forgotten too. we should never forget the horrible part and we do remember the good parts ",
"[Eva Vertes' grandmother survived because her train took a wrong turn, and went to a work camp instead of a death camp.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z42lVW3z1_w)",
"Off the top of your head can you name someone not in relation to you that lost their life on those prison camps?? \n\nHow about off the top of your head can you name any asshole that had any role in having those prison camps?? Cough Hitler cough \n\nSo how about we forget about it...",
"I felt the same way when I visited there, especially with the rooms of shoes and the like. Really scary feeling and understanding they convey. ",
"And it has happened all over throughout the 20th century (and before). So many people murdered in the millions by their neighbors.",
"We can do both, but we remember the awful parts of history so that we don’t repeat them. ",
"Man is a wolf to man. Under the right circumstances a normal person can exhibit bravery, self sacrifice and benevolence. Under the wrong circumstances a normal person can be cruel, brutal and apathetic. ",
"Good cannot exist without bad. ",
"The soviets were WAY worse.",
"30 members of my Polish family died at the hand of the Nazis. My ĺovelt grandad was imprisoned in a forced labour camp for 3 years. He only didn't meet his death as at 16 he was very strong and could work. Near starvation diet and regular abuse saw him traumatised for life.\n\nHe moved to here in England and made a better life for himself, hevmet my Italian grandma and lived until he died in 2002 from a massive ruptured ulcer in his stomach, from a life time of drinking heavily to block out the pain he endured and the knowledge he lost most of his family.\n\nFuck people that hate others. ",
"Source?",
"Ann Frank, Maximillian Kolbe, Edith Stein.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes",
"\"Never forget to hate\" FTFY",
"It’s literally a factory for death. What struck me the most from my own visit was the sheer efficiency of the whole thing. Auschwitz-II took them about half a year to build and killed over a million people in less than two years. Imagine if most of the people in downtown Philadelphia just vanished over two years.\n\nWho would not only murder a million people, but build a factory for the purpose is beyond me...",
"I had never watched that, talk about tearing your guts right out. ",
"\nMaybe open up one of the countless books written by Holocaust survivers and learn a bit about their lives and experiences instead of just saying \"fuck it, may as well forget about it.\"\n\nWhat a horrible thing to say.",
"Funny how the people that deny the holocaust are the same bunch of people who would have no problem with it happening.",
"In summer of 2008 I was on a youth group trip and we went here. \n\nThroughout it all, there’s one thing I remember the most, and that’s the ponds. Birkenau has some ponds just a little ways away from some ruined buildings. \n\nThese ponds were teeming with life. Plants, algae, and even some frogs. \n\nTo me, it really symbolizes hope. Hope that something good can come of all this. That life goes on, and learns from all the death. ",
"I hope to see Auschwitz at some point in my life.\n\nI saw a bunch of Hiroshima memorials in Japan last year. The museum has some very disturbing artifacts from that time. Clothing with the skin of schoolchildren baked and burned into it. Cancerous nail growths and photographs of the birth defects from the aftermath of the radiation. One of the buildings that were blasted by the bomb is left in tact in one of the central parks. All very sobering. It makes me ill thinking about it when people talk about going to war with other countries like it's no big deal.",
"Anyone know any good Auschwitz or Holocaust documentaries?",
"How is this sub not banned? It is filled with racists. ",
"In America, the generation that delt with this has almost all passed away. As a result most have forgotten about it, choose to believe it did not exist, or that it was just over-hyped propaganda to make Germans look bad and justify war. Another generation in my country and most people will forget this ever happened laying the groundwork for history to repeat itself once again. :( ",
"That's really your response to \"it's holocaust remembrance day\"? You're a fucking tool. Yes, the Soviets killed more people and those people deserve a day of remembrance too. That doesn't mean you need to diminish the importance of this day just to assert your knowledge. What exactly is the point of your post?\n",
"They think the earth is flat...",
"They usually don‘t deny it completely. They claim that the numbers and the overall scale of the Holocaust is ridiculously inflated. They say that the logistics to industrially slaughter over 6 million people in a few years didn‘t exist back then. ",
"History is there to teach the present and the future. You, sir, are just an edgelord. A troll in your own asshole.",
"There's an excellent documentary series on Netflix called Auschwitz The Nazis And The Final Solution, which nicely outlines the whole thing from creating of the camp to its final days. ",
"I think I may have seen it already but I'll double check. I hope there was another one besides that. Anyways, thanks. ",
"Do we really need to argue over who was worse? We all know that both of those countries are murdering fuck heads. The Nazi concentration camps are a great reminder that some people, if unchecked, will do terrible things. Only vigilence, empathy, and transparency can prevent these atrocities. Having a physical structure, even if someone else was worse, still has use and should be remembered. Not just for those fallen there, but those who were so wronged all over the globe.",
"Those prone to forgetting history are doomed to repeat it.",
"How about relatives who rescued people from those prison camps? \n\nMy Grandfather was there rescuing people, I don’t ever want to forget that.",
"Why doesn't anyone visit the modern Auschwitz, it's called Palestine and contrary to other concentration camps instead of growing bigger it gets smaller and smaller while the crimes committed against it grow exponentially higher, oh and it also done by the same people who went through this one. Instead of learning to never repeat it again they exact it upon a nation that had nothing to do with Nazis or Germany or SS for more than 50 years ",
"Elie wiesel's whole family.",
"Anne Frank",
"/s?",
"You're an idiot if think for a fraction of a second your nonsense claims are grounded in reality.\n\nIf Israel actually wanted to commit genocide, all the Palestinians would be long dead. Jordan and probably Lebanon would be annexed as well.",
"Most? No way",
"They arrest children and imprisonment them in military court, they turn off water and food supplies, they build illegal settlements, they imprison people for decades for throwing a stone while they kill without any sentiments they break international laws daily they use illegal weapons against a defenceless people they even kill paraplegic people the other day they shot dead a person in a wheelchair, the list goes in, if you don't care about these things then you don't really care about the Holocaust ",
"Antisemitism has already seen a marked resurgence due to the polarized political climate. It's an important reminder that we always engage in dialogue, even if it's uncomfortable. We need to talk with people who have these troubling views.",
"Your remark about it not being a pleasant tour reminded me of the propaganda film called Death Mills. \nWhen the concentration camp was newly free, the American government took it upon itself to show the Germans what they had done to their fellow countryman. \n\nPeople that lived in the vicinity of death camps, were sent to see them in person. Some people, even soldiers of the SS who willfully participated in rounding up jews had no idea what was going on there. Women went dressed in their Sunday best. Some families even took picnic baskets with them on their trek to visit these death camps. \n\nImagine their amazement when they came across the stench of death in every corner. Bodies of deceased jews, or living skeletons greeting them at the entrance of these newly liberated camps. A good majority of the Germans who got a first look into these camps vomited at some point throughout their visit. \n\nI can’t imagine being the fucking asshole who brought a picnic basket. ",
"Nope, can’t do it. Thought I had the mental fortitude to wade into that one and I was mistaken. ",
"This is why it's okay to punch nazis in the face. ",
"So just because a sub is filled with people who have a different opinion, you want to be a NAZI by banning their freedom of speech? That’s great",
"It’s very sad but true. In 30-50 years people won’t really give a shit. They’ll read about it and study it but will feel no differently to the way I’ll feel now reading about the crimean war or the napoleonic wars or smaller less mechanised genocide in Rwanda. It means so much to me - because I lost so many relatives but to my kids and their kids.. it’s the way it goes unfortunately. \n\nEdit: downvoters may not like it but it’s historical fact. History shows more than anything that we learn nothing from our mistakes and repeat them over and over. That coupled with the rise of antisemitism and apologists for anti semites masquerading as anti Zionist’s is all you need to encourage it ",
"Yeah but.. but... well played..",
"What? Many countries to day have laws against hate speech, including the US. Are they all Nazis?",
"Germans killed 25 million Russians. Japs killed 30 million Chinese. French killed 3 million Vietnamese. America killed 4 million Vietnamese.\n\nBut we only care about Jesus’s chosen people in America.",
"JEWISH CONSPIRACY",
"It should be mandatory for the entire world to visit Auschwitz and an introductory video on how we allowed it to happen. ",
"Would that be the modern Auschwitz where workers flood into Israel daily to work or the one where its residents are members of the Knesset? Or maybe it’s the one that totally corrupt leaders siphoning off billions into their private bank accounts or the one where rival terrorist organisations throw each other’s leaders off rooftops in coups? Remind me..?",
"Just finished it, it's free to stream if you have Amazon Prime. The series is amazing, and is more about the relationships of war than the battles themselves.",
"Have you actually seen That with your own eyes?",
"Sickening how many assholes showed up ITT",
"It's better to have free speech than to censor people. That way at least you know who the assholes are. So you can help them. Or ridicule them.",
"If they were involved in the Holocaust - yea. if not and they only think it was cool because the Jews are evil and so on, let them be insane on their own.",
"The pianist is a damn good movie though",
"Whataboutwhataboutwhataboutwhatabout",
"It's Holocaust Remebrance Day, why would we be remembering Vietnamese and Chinese on Holocaust Day....and who said anything about Jesus' chosen people...the Holocaust affected more then just Jews. Don't be so ignorant.",
"How did they decide on a single day? ",
"They used the day when Auschwitz got liberated. ",
"Visited Auschwitz and Birkenau several years ago. It was an incredibly powerful and moving experience. \n\n",
"I was thinking it might be something like that. Thanks!",
"They never stop rubbing our noses in the holocaust.",
"Les use this example. Everybody can choose which people to invite to your home. If I don't like Holocaust deniers, it is my right to not allow them in. The same with reddit. Reddit being a private entity can choose to do so too.\n\nYou could simply don't give them a platform for these ideas. \n",
"Why never forget? So we don't let it happen again? Like the literal death camps in north korea today? ",
"Why is there a holocaust Remembrance Day? It really means nothing to me. Especially since we let the Israelis do whatever they want to Palestinians.",
"I think I’ve made a great mistake, mods please ban me from this sub for being rude.",
"I don't get why this is being down voted. Psychologically seeing people do good deeds make others want to do good deeds. I'm sure the same can be said for the other way around it just isn't as documented scientifically.",
"That nearly brought me to tears, again. Things is, they couldn't find actors emaciated and shrunken to accurately recreate the scene. \n\n\nWARNING: YOU MAY FIND THE FOLLOWING VERY DISTURBING \n\nLook at this historical footage from Buchenwald: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBITJiR75tg\n\nBelsen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCKagd6Ihk\n\nDachau: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0c8DLdDzow\n\n[Ohrdruf](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Ohrdruf_Corpses.jpg) \n\nhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Ohrdruf_Liberation_Corpses_Prisoners_American_Soldiers.jpg",
"And that's why the fat shaming subreddit is still here right? /s",
"That must be awful for you. Golly what's your day to day like under such oppression?",
"That's what struck me about Dachau, just the efficiency of it. Also that it was one of the smaller camps and it is still massive. It took me a whole day to walk the whole thing. What else was weird is that unlike most museums, people are just silent the whole time, it's just quiet even though there were a lot of people there",
"Slippery slope my friend. We all agree that denying the holocaust is bad, but once you open that it's a whole different game ",
"https://www.scrapbookpages.com/Buchenwald/Exhibits.html\n\nAs I recall, there were come who really didn't know, but also many whose protestations were not believable. They turned a blind eye towards what was going on. An oft-cited example: \n> the US Army commandant of the town after the liberation spoke angrily to the 30 Dachauers on the day that they were brought to see the camp. He told them, \"As punishment for the brutality that the town tolerated next door to it, it should be sacked and turned into ashes!\"\n\n>The town priest, Father Friedrich Pfanzelt, who was among the visitors, pleaded with the Americans not to destroy the town. In a series of articles in 1981, a Dachau newspaper named the Dachauer Nachrichten wrote about how the priest saved the town: \"On his knees, the prelate pleaded for mercy for Dachau.\"\n\n>According to Peter Wyden, author of \"The Hitler Virus,\" 90 percent of the residents of Dachau were Catholic. Regarding Father Pfanzelt, Wyden wrote: \"Then, from the pulpit of his St. Jacob's Church three days later, the priest set in motion Dachau's great trauma, the protestation of innocence, the denial of guilt that would never leave the community.\"\n\n>Of all people, Father Pfanzelt should have been aware of the atrocities committed inside the Dachau concentration camp. According to Wyden, \"For years the SS had extended him the privilege of conducting Sunday services in the KZ. And he had reciprocated with many ingratiating letters (which Steinbacher found) and had taken pride in his cordial relations with most of the camp commandants.\"\n\n\nAnd \n>The Official Report by the U.S. Seventh Army devoted a lot of space to The Townspeople of Dachau. According to the Report, the townspeople would tell the Americans: \"Wir sind aberall belogen worden.\" (We have all been lied to.) The townspeople admitted that they knew the camp existed, that they saw work-details of inmates passing through the streets under guard on their way to the 12 work sites in the town, that \"in some instances\" (particularly in the years 34 and 35) the SS behaved brutally - towards the townspeople, according the The Official Report.\n\n",
"Slippery slope is a fallacy. What are you using it to try to prove your point?",
"I'm german. I'm 24 years old. I've met two jews in my life. Let that sink in... ",
"Which is stupid because the organization and technology needed to create atomic weapons and wage total war on a global scale existed then. ",
"Which baffles me even more in a way.\n\n\"Hey, we acknowledge that the holocaust happened but it's cool because the death toll was lower than you think!\"",
"Yeah, it just makes it all the more ridiculous. But to be fair, don‘t expect any logic from these kind of people. ",
"That's not necessarily true, as with this case. I say that because I'd rather live in a world where people can say whatever they want then give certain people the power to choose what can be said, even if the majority agrees.",
"HBO as well. Great series. ",
"Anti-Semitic, hateful people like yourself are why we need to remember the holocaust.",
"Let us not forgot the Bolshevik revolution which was led by Jewish intellectuals at the hands of Lenin which resulted in the death of 16 million Europeans... not 6 .. but 16 milion and which happens that no one remembers ... gee I wonder why. ",
"Please educate me, I honestly haven't heard of those and I would love to know more",
"questioning the validity of an event that is being milked to no end when a specific group of people have been subjected to genocide is valid especially when there have been other events of genocide such as the Bolshevik revolution at the hand of jew intellectuals and the eradication of Palestinians by the Israelis which is far more serious 10mil + deaths are not given and grievance or any attention. \n\n",
"While not documentaries, the novels *Winds of War* and *War and Remembrance* feature characters that get caught up in pre-war Europe.",
"The people who cannot be criticized. The chosen people who proclaim themselves the only people of value.\n\nDonald Trump, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz have all pledged allegiance to Israel. Congress has been bought up by the chosen people. The American people are constantly getting fucked over by policies that only benefit the chosen people.\n\nI have no reason to believe the chosen people are any different than anyone else. Yet I am forced to bow down to them.\n\nThe chosen people want humanity to serve them.",
"Wew lad",
"Classic. You should check out the protocols of the elders of Zion. It’s required reading for antisemitics with a hard on for conspiracy theory. No doubt your dad read it to you at bedtime. ",
"Whilst I think band of brothers is one of the best series ever made, I reckon something like Schindler's list would be a better choice for a recommendation of a holocaust film. ",
"What figure do they usually accept as a reasonable amount?",
"Kill all those who forget",
"No it's not, cause the Nazis of today are not the Nazis of WW2. Just let them talk let them show the world that they're stupid. ",
"What I don't understand is why people deny this as well as the Armenian genocide. It's ridiculous, that people can be so ignorant and misinformed.",
"Hi friend. I'm jewish. Make it 3?",
"I remember going here myself 5 years ago now, such a strange place to visit but I urge anyone to do so\n\n“Those who do not remember their past are condemned to repeat their mistakes”",
"I mean, if the holocaust deniers doxxed reddit or imgur admins they'd get the banhammer pretty quick. ",
"Dachau was horrifying, but what was extremely unsettling to me was the comparison between the numbers of victims of Dachau CONCENTRATION Camp vs any one of the specifically-designed EXTERMINATION camps.\n\n\nLike, this place is pure evil, but it’s nothing compared to these other places. I suppose a better metaphor would be comparing a 7.0 and an 8.0 magnitude earthquake. Both truly devastating, but one is objectively much worse.",
"I don’t know how people just stood by like that and watched while their fucking neighbors were massacred. I hope their mind created their own personal hell after everything was said and done. ",
"What struck me most about my trip there was this pool of water:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/JAr1xvA.jpg\nIn order for the Nazi's to get insurance on their death camps they needed to have available water to put a fire out should it occur. Absolutely creepy how normal and complicit this whole thing became. That this atrocity could become normal is the scariest part to me. It means that it could happen again if we aren't careful and elect good leaders. ",
"My great grandma passed away at the age of 99, about 6 years ago now. She resided her entire life in a small Polish town and to this day the stories of her surviving WW1 & WW2 are almost surreal. My great great grandpa died in Auschwitz, as a political prisoner, he refused to fight because of the large family he needed to take care of. Before Jews, Germans cleared all polish prisons and sent them to the camps. One summer, our entire family went to visit the camp, included were our German cousins. \n\nWe visited the camp, read the book of prisoners and my great grandmother pointed out our family members (they eventually stopped keeping track). She too was sent to Auschwitz in the last days of the war before liberation, she was able to point out parts of the camp she remembers and what was destroyed. As she's saying this, our cousin is crying that she couldn't believe the German people, her people could do this. At the time, she knew of the war but they were never educated of the atrocities at the camps.\n\nStill shocks me that there are people that don't believe the camps existed. I regret not talking to my great grandma more of her experiences and writing them down. \n\n\nThis is a part of history that needs to be remembered, a symbol of what humans can do to humans. \n",
"And according to my Amazon Echo, it's Chocolate Cake Day.",
"It's already been forgotten hence why there are mass killings still happening today and people do nothing about it because it's not on their doorstep",
"That's why thousands of German civilians committed suicide after the war ended. Even though they didn't have first hand in the genocide, they turned a blind eye and knew they did wrong",
"It's horrific and miserable and absolutely something I think everyone should have to experience once. I went this summer for the second time, and it was easily the worst day of my summer. I was having a horrible time with allergies, the visit was scheduled for my birthday, and on top of the physical misery of the allergies, I had this one thought that I couldn't get out of my head : the dust blowing around on the wind and aggravating my respiratory system was probably partially composed of human ashes. \n\nIt was absolute agony, and I'm grateful for every minute of the experience because I got to walk back out of the gates and leave. Never before have I been quite so aware of just how charmed my life is, even in its worst moments. ",
"To all those who suffered and who survived. We will forever love you. ",
"Hi, I'm Jewish too, make it 4?",
"I member",
"Remember Schwarzenegger making a speech in response to the \"alt right\" rallies saying that his Father's generation were broken and ashamed after the war? That's what happens when you allow your neighbors to be massacred. You don't sleep well, whether you lose or win. ",
"My Dad was in the first group of soldiers to liberate Dachau. He talked about it exactly once to me. ",
"Intentional killing of soldiers in a legal war, and unintentional killing of civilians in a war, are not morally equivalent to the intentional and systematic killing of an entire class of civilians.\n",
"I realize the picture is of Birkenau, but I want to remind people of the horrors of Treblinka. Between 900,000 and 1.2 million people where murdered there, and it was only in operation for 13 months. A rate of killing far surpassing Auschwitz-Birkenau. 200,000 murdered in the first month. 713,000 murdered in the first 5 months. Murdered primarily with carbon dioxide gas from internal combustion engines, but also through neglect and summary executions with a bullet. No crematory existed. All bodies were eventually burned in open air pits.\n\nNothing of the original Treblinka camp exists outside of a few artifacts dug up from around the site. It is easy for people forget about these places of horror if none of the original structures are present.",
"It's not a matter of \"saying what they think\". It is an entire culture devoted to lying about history and whitewashing an intentional and ruthless crime against humanity itself. These people are gleefully disrespecting the murder of children, infants, pregnant women, the elderly, deaths which were handed out for their religion, sexuality or ethnicity. \n\nThere's no \"Well, you are allowed to create and publish your own inaccurate facts\" and that's not an admirable fair minded position. \n\nI'm not letting Gwyneth Paltrow tout the health advantages of porous jade eggs in the vagina, I'm not letting anyone claim that vaccines are a corporate conspiracy against nature loving hippies, I'm not letting anyone deny that COINTELPRO happened, I'm not letting anyone deny the Holocaust, because it's irresponsible and immoral to promote lies that damage other people. \n\nYou have a moral duty to disseminate the truth in this life. Denying the existence of highly visible and verifiable mounds of innocent civilian corpses is simply wrong and contemptible horseshit, and it's our responsibility as thinking people to reject such behavior, especially when there is so much evidence of the direct harm it has caused. \n\nTL;DR: Fuck Nazis. Fuck misogyny. Fuck racism. Fuck all oppressive groups that try to deny the humanity of other people. ",
"Um, mostly the suicides were due to fear of anticipated Allied reprisals, and a lingering attachment to Nazi propaganda, imcluding being influenced by hitler's suicide. Many women killed themselves to avoid rape, or as an answer to it. The stories of the red Army are pretty bad. \nGerman psychiatrist Erich Menninger-Lerchenthal said there were suicides which did not have anything to do with mental illness or some moral and intellectual deviance, but predominantly with the continuity of a heavy political defeat and the fear of being held responsible. \n\nI would argue that there were many ordinary germans who knew full well they were prospering from the camps. They just never expected to lose.\n",
"To paraphrase Yahtzee, eventually you have to stop ignoring things, a lesson that could have been learned by the people who lived next to Auschwitz and thought all the smoke was coming from an unusually screamy pie factory. While some may have been clueless, I refuse to except you can be so entirely ignorant as to not notice 6 million people being herded and slaughtered like cattle. worse than cattle honestly, we have ethics in place for slaughtering cattle",
"That's because in war, no one wins. Except true sociopaths who enjoy the suffering of others and even then; Hitler most definitely lost in the end",
"You are calling me an Anti-Semite for having family members who have died in the Bolshevik revolution and for stating facts. If anything, you are the conspirator. \nHow come the Jewish elite of Russia and their supporting agents are not paying reparation to the families of people they made suffer for an atrocity that is literally three times as grave and horrible as the Hollocaust? \nHow come when you mention any-other atrocity and genocide that is perpetrated by jews you are an anti semite and racist? \n\nIf questioning why an event that has three times the death and why is not remembered and grieved for makes me an Anti-Semite in your eyes then I will gladly wear that label in your eyes. \n",
"Anti-palestinian, hateful people like yourself are why we need to stop giving support to Israel.",
"How about not starting wars in the first place?\n\nRichard Perle\nPaul Wolfowitz \nCharles Krauthammer\nDouglas Feith\nRobert Kagan\nMichael Ledeen\nScooter Libby\nHenry Kissinger\n\nLots more. All these guys love peace soooo much and want us all to feel sorry for the chosen people.",
"I will look for it, thank you.\n",
"What are you talking about? It's taught extensively. ",
"Never forget it never happened",
"'Hitler did nothing wrong' \n'POLISH death camps!' \nor outright: \n'Holocaust was a lie!'\n\nSome did already forget. It's as sad as parents denying their children access to healthy life by skipping vaccinations.\n\nThis lines up with flatearthers, general tinfoil hat regime, UFO lovers and those who swear they saw Sasquatch. And probably had sex with it too.\n\nWTF is wrong with people?\n\nI've been in one concentration camp and it's mind-boggingly true. It's scary. What has been going trough these people's mind when they rounded up prisoners to kill? Where they thinking about their own families, when they will come back home, and eat dinner with them?\n\nI've never been shaken more in my life, even when I escaped certain death by a hair's width.",
"There have been something like more than 50 genocides or attempts at it since WWII. That should sink in for people, hard.",
"'The war does not determine who is right, but who is left'\n\nI thought of it as creative pun joke, until I met people who went trough literal hell. My friend was 6 years old when Sarajevo turned from beautiful city to death zone. From family of 20 he crawled out as the only one alive.",
"Wow. Not cool man",
"Just pointing out that hate breeds hate. Wake up folks, and see you're heading down the same path. ",
"And so far none of the wars fought have been worth the price ",
"no it's not. just take their money and property",
">fear of anticipated Allied reprisals\n\nbecause they knew what they did.\n\n> The stories of the red Army are pretty bad.\n\nThe Wehrmacht wasn't exactly innocent either, in fact they were even worse..\n\n>Examples of mass rapes in Soviet Union committed by German soldiers include:\n\n>Smolensk: German command opened a brothel for officers in which hundreds of women and girls were driven by force, often by arms and hair.[82]\n\n>Lviv: 32 women working in a garment factory were raped and murdered by German soldiers, in public park. A priest trying to stop the atrocity was murdered.\n\n>Lviv: Germans soldiers raped Jewish girls, who were murdered after getting pregnant.[83] It is estimated that over a million children were born to Russian women, fathered by German soldiers.[84]:56 [85]\n\n>**Barysaw: 75 women and girls attempting to flee at the approach of the German troops were captured by them. The Germans first raped and then savagely murdered 36 of their number. By order of a German officer named Hummer, the soldiers marched L. I. Melchukova, a 16-year-old girl, into the forest, where they raped her. A little later some other women who had also been dragged into the forest saw some boards near the trees and the dying Melchukova nailed to the boards. The Germans had cut off her breasts in the presence of other women.**\n\n>**Kerch: imprisoned women were raped and tortured; breasts were cut off, stomachs ripped open, limbs cut off and eyes gouged out. A mass grave full of mutilated bodies of young women was found after Germans were driven out of town.**\n\n>Author Ursula Schele, estimated in the Journal \"Zur Debatte um die Ausstellung Vernichtungskrieg. Verbrechen der Wehrmacht 1941-1944\" that in one of ten sexual intercourse with German soldiers would have led to pregnancy and therefore its probable, while not provable that up to ten millions women in the Soviet Union could have been raped by the Wehrmacht [...]\n\n>**Other sources estimate that rapes of Soviet women by the Wehrmacht range up to 10,000,000 incidents, with between 750,000 and 1,000,000 children being born as a result**",
">What struck me the most from my own visit was the sheer efficiency of the whole thing. \n\nTo give an example: [On 26 October 1942, the engineer Fritz Sander, Prüfer's manager, applied for a patent for what he called a \"continuous operation corpse incineration oven for mass use\". This was a four-storey oven designed for Auschwitz II. The idea was that the bodies would be loaded by a type of conveyor belt and the heat of the bodies already in the oven would ignite them, thus, after an initial heating period, it would remaining in continuous operation without the need for any further fuel - the heat of burning corpses would keep the apparatus running. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topf_and_Sons#Observations,_innovations_and_patent_applications)\n\n>In early 1943, the Topf & Söhne fitter Heinrich Messing installed exhaust fans in the Auschwitz II crematoria and also in the gas chambers. Initially, the process of gassing prisoners and then letting fresh air into the gas chambers lasted several hours, but after the exhaust fans were installed this was reduced to about an hour, thus reducing the turn around time.\n\n>On site observations\n\n>Topf & Söhne engineers and other staff visited the concentration camps many times, not only to install and repair equipment, but also to observe processes to help make them more efficient. Before crematoria II, III and IV at Auschwitz II were officially put into operation, on 5 March 1943, in the presence of high-ranking SS officers from Berlin, camp authorities and Topf & Söhne staff, a test of crematorium II was held to measure the speed at which bodies could be disposed of. Those present observed the bodies being put in the ovens and burned. They used stop-watches to time the process and took notes.",
"As an engineer, the absolute perversion of this picture is in the amount of engineering knowledge that went into constructing all of this for the sake of killing people: You have an arch, you have railways, you have electric fences, electricity, mass produced tiles, and bricks, and windows. And all of it for nothing but supporting death and horror. It is sickening that even today you find people and companies striving for supporting similar projects, pitching prices for walls and weapons. This is not what engineers are supposed to accomplish. This is not what humanity should put an effort in. Ever again. ",
"I looked at the picture before reading the title and thought, \"Neat, an old timey rail yard.\"\n\nThen I read the title and though, \"Ohw :(\"",
"Not starting wars in the first place is not morally equivalent, either.\n\nPerhaps some college-level courses on philosophy, morals, and ethics would be helpful for you.",
"They knew. Town is close enough to smell what was happening, I believe. They knew and did nothing.\nIt’s on them.",
"I know i'm simply echoing what many have said before, but if you are ever in DC you NEED to go to the Holocaust museum. It will wreck your soul, but you'll be better for it. ",
"My cousin visited a few months ago. She was very humbled.",
"Who's forgetting?",
"Violence begets violence... People are scared for their own subsistance and blame whatever minority for their own problems. Punching someone rarely brings across introspection, rather than retaliation.",
"^ Worst brain station ever. ",
"If enough of us \"never forgot\" the current US presidency wouldn't be where it is. Maybe \"never forget\" should be followed by \"and think about it\".",
"There are a lot of sources but you can start with this: https://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/world/asia/north-korea-un-report/index.html",
"You see, I was the asdfmovie \"I like trains\" kid when we first learned about ww2.\n\n\"Dad, who were the Nazis?\"\n\n#\"They used trains for evil.\"\n\nThat was all I needed to hear. ",
"Video Nazi Murder Mills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6tCERMLv4&feature=rec-HM-r2",
"Rail system constructed by US industrialists, the Zyklon B gas used to kill millions was produced by US industrialists, don’t believe me do some serious web searches.",
"Two pretty obvious reasons you’re an anti Semite in denial: you blame Jewish people for the death of millions of people and go so far as to say they caused it. The real fact of the matter is that Jewish intellectual ideas which were rooted in equality for all, were a proponent for social change. That this caused violence is no doubt something you should look to answers for in your ancestral make up. Pogroms and horrific violence were second nature to Russians with or without Jewish intellectual ideas. \n\nSecondly you refer to Jewish elites and their supporting agents (whoever they are..?) as though it’s a Jewish problem. The problem is Russian business practices. Yes certain businessmen are probably crooks and they plundered modern Russia - just as every other crook on the make has stolen. But it’s not a Jewish conspiracy. Ask yourself how many billions putin and his cronies have stolen. \n\nYou also seem to be angry that people remember a terrible event that the world perpetrated against Jews. People remember it because it’s hatred and cold mechanical organisation was unprecedented. But you go ahead and imagine it’s remembered because there’s a conspiracy.. ",
"He didn't say they should be banned, he just said they are idiots, idiot",
"Forget what? ",
"> Who would not only murder a million people, but build a factory for the purpose is beyond me...\n\nThe Germans\n\nIt's often said that every culture, every civilization has it's dark side, and those often went down in history as genocides of huge scales. But the Holocaust is so horrifying, not because it was the one with the biggest headcount, but because it was so incredibly well planned, and efficiently executed - it was german ingenuity and industry applied to grand-scale mass-murder.",
"Thank you!",
"Sure ",
"Sure "
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"Feel like they made a type...\n\n*with",
"\"The dingo ate your baby\"",
"Where is Fraser Island? ",
"Queensland Australia",
"Thank you. ",
"The Fraser Island dingoes are known to be particularly wild. They have stalked a ten year old boy with an eye to eat him. The majority of mainland dingoes are interred with feral domestic dogs.",
"And ... after the Dinhoes have gone, change your pants."
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"The keeper of teddybears. \n\nThe colours even match those of the room.",
"Did she paint That?",
"Balrog. Nice. One of my favorite all time scenes!",
"You shall not pass on her.",
"The look on her face is priceless. \n\n“This is the shit ain’t it? Look at it. I know it is. Yea, you like that, don’t you......”",
"This was the pun I was looking for.",
"The falling fight has to be one of the best things I've ever seen in cinema. Great choice of scene. \n\nEdit: [WTH let's throw it in. ](https://youtu.be/44kBN340vd4) ",
"already engaged :) ",
"She looks like a great gf",
"lucky you",
"Just watched this scene on Netflix, they just added it.",
"That. Is. Awesome.",
"Look at me... I am your wife now",
"Except that scene isn’t shown until the next movie.",
"Same event, split between two movies. I can't see a balrog without seeing Gandalf falling full speed, catching a sword like a boss, and proceeding to smack the hell out it. ",
"Dude. That’s so fucking bitchin.",
"Also, \"Fly you fools!\"",
"Is your girlfriend Angela from The Office + glasses?",
"\"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.\"\n\nI loved that warning/challenge to the Balrog.",
"I also would like to know this",
"That is the weirdest sandwich I've ever seen. ",
"Fly you fools! To NZ for a honeymoon.",
"She looks like a blonde Pepper Pots from Iron Man",
"Which harry potter is that scene from?\n",
"You can tell, from all the things",
"Then isn't she your fiancee?",
"Wow that's a great drawing, especially for a football player!",
"Sweet!!",
"Is she single?",
"\"...you fucking retard\"",
"If you haven't already consummated the relationship this may be a bad sign.",
"When I saw that pulled-back shot (where you see them slowly falling into the massive cavern) for the first time, my jaw dropped.\n\nIt remains so incredible.",
"Still my favourite scene from the entire trilogy. I also took my Mum to see it at the cinema because the book's a really big deal for her and had been since she was a teen, she said this bit looked exactly as she'd been imagining it for about three decades.\n\nShe also said, as we walked out the cinema, \"and they got *Aragorn* right!\"",
"Angela from the office",
"The one where we find out Vader is Luke's father.",
"Shoulda put a one ring on it.",
"You put a one ring on it.",
"She's a beaut Clark.",
"Is that a photo of the painter or the paintee?",
"...Wielder of the flame of Anor",
"When you inevitably propose, I demand you make a joke about giving her a ring of power.",
"She got you a chick that paints? Keep em both, my dude.",
"Went with a barlog with wings eh? Good choice",
"Happy for you friend :)",
"Definitely a keeper, what amazing talent!",
"They found dinosaurs were lesbians also - they named them Lickolottapuss. \n\nTrue story",
"This is sick, what a beast! ",
"You can tell cuz of the way she is",
"Big mistake. You posted her on reddit, she's our gf now. ",
"Incredible ! Congratulations on your engagement ",
"duuuuude",
"Maybe, but a very similar image is [here](https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/gonzalokenny/gandalf-and-the-balrog/).",
"Dude!! Spoiler alert that shit...jeeez",
"Hold her tight and never let her go",
"She imagined wings? REEEEEEEEE!",
"Excellent ^_^",
"Geeze did she paint it? It's cool as fuck.",
"The roar of the balrog is by far my favorite sound effect in all of cinema. To me it sounds like an avalanche of burning trees.",
"Holy shit that's awesome!\n\nBooking art classes for the wife ASAP!",
"Quick work. From GF to fiancé between original post and this comment ;) Congrats!",
"She looks like the elf guy ",
"Very well put together piece of art.\nThe painting also.",
"Congrats on your first day of Reddit.",
">first day of reddit\n\n>has 2k karma"
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Gift from my GF for birthday. She is the keeper.
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"Hmm....definitely an insect, but I could be wrong.",
"Never seen this insect before, anyone know which species?",
"/r/whatsthisbug",
"Looks like a Boxelder bug.",
"Seconding Box elder beetle.",
"Thanks , yes it seems it is boxelder bug. but unable to find any information about their presence in India ",
"It's definitely *not* a box elder bug. Very different coloration, and they're native to the U.S. Looks more like [this](http://cisr.ucr.edu/blog/invasive-species/cisr-red-bug/).",
"It definitely isn't a box elder bug. Look at it side-by-side with one.",
"Looks very similar to an assassin bug "
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"Obvious shoop we all know Antarctica is a wall around the FLAT earth. ",
"See that?! This is a circle, not a sphere! \n\nFlat Earth -1, Brain washed NASA zombies - 0",
"It really is “artist’s rendering”",
"Yes.. most people go “flat earthers are stupid, look at this photo!” Just the same as “man can fly, I saw that superman movie!” Not a flat earther.. just pointing that out.",
"Where's the icewall?",
"If the earth was a size of tennis ball compared to you than it would feel exactly as it the polar caps are a small layer of ice formed on the ball, and youd be able to “scrape it off”",
"It's Earth's cataract",
"I REALLY want to know what they're hiding down there. I mean it's probably just some cold weather military bases with some missiles/top secret tech they want to keep hidden (you can't just hang out outside of the army base limits there, hoping to see something like you can outside of Area 51 or Wright-Patterson etc.) And some drilling operations to access the resources that must be there (I mean it's a continent just like everything else, why wouldn't there be). But it's way more fun to imagine it's the edge of the ice wall that has access to the hollow Earth - Nazi military base, that has a Stargate that connects us to the space station Moon.",
"If you zoom in enough you can see a ham and cheese sandwich at the pole",
"Or even more entertaining, they'll tell you how crazy Flat Earth is (and it really is) and then go on to have a \"valid\" conversation about their invisible superbeing and their zombie son that saved humanity by making people eat his flesh. ",
"Lol",
"Fake news.",
"Stay frozen, my friend...",
"And the even crazier thing is.. a lot of religions base themselves on a flat earth model.. there is so much going on in all these debates..",
"getting smaller and smaller....",
"I remember that day! When the poles flipped to the equator so that it was daytime at the South Pole and nighttime at the North Pole. Boy that was confusing for a lot of the animals!",
"Honestly this is like the coolest thing to think about",
"i think it need a bigger \"atmosphere\"",
"And no trolls trying to get to it. ",
"Some times when I'm losing faith in humanity I think of Antarctica, and how we all just decided to leave it alone and not destroy it by exploiting all its natural resources.\n\n\n\n",
"In my experience with humans (and I've met a few), if Antarctica wasn't such a cold place and was relatively easier to work on, I'd bet that we'd treat it a little more poorly. I think it's a convenience factor.",
"Pretty sure this is jsut a cropped version of this image: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/photo_gallery/ay/images/large/AY_018_large.jpg",
"\"i'm melting!!!!\"",
"The agreement to not destroy it is only for 50ish years",
"The coolest thing I've seen down here is the NASA Long duration balloon facility, its a high tech workshop to the same level as rocket engineering and its on sleds so when they're done they just drag it back into storage.",
"Doesn't look like it's melting to me. ",
"Or you know... the ignoring of the entirety of physics as a science. But yeah, it's just the pictures that makes them dumb/trolling. ",
"Is that New Zealand at the bottom? ",
"Or you know, that time of year when Antarctica is in 24 hour daylight and the North pole in round the clock darkness because of the earth's axial tilt, like it was 2 weeks ago. The same thing that causes the seasons, that we all learned about in 5th grade, and makes this photo entirely realistic and plausible if you have half a clue.\n\n",
"More like Flatarctica",
"The argument could also be made that there isn't much going on with one side of this debate.",
"False. There is no cheese on that sandwich. ",
"Yup. The only reason we're not mining the shit out of it is because it's not economically viable to do so. ",
"Looks like the southern tip of South America ",
"Midnight sun occurs from about the 60th parallel south. That image shows the entire earth from about the 45th parallel south with no sign of dusk. There's no need to get all nasty, especially when you haven't done your homework.\nEdit: my apologies for the snarkyness. I had too much coffee and took more offence then I should have to your comment. You may indeed be correct ",
"As someone who is neither religious NOR a flathead, this comparison is kind of bullshit. \n\nAlso, Religion is an indelible part of culture that serves a purpose in a great many people's lives.\n\nFlat Earth, and other conspiracies are just people's paranoid narcissism at work.\n\nOh, there's also a heaping shitload of proof that they're wrong.\n\nNo proof that there's no God (Not that this proves there it one, or something)",
"There have been plenty of private citizens who have done hiking expeditions there. It's not like you can't go there or something.",
"Better to be at 0 then at -1",
"So, a balloon assisted rocket launch? Or an actual balloon testing facility?",
"The Catholic church is the definition of narcissism - The hallmarks of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) are grandiosity, a lack of empathy for other people, and a need for admiration. ... Individuals with NPD seek excessive admiration and attention in order to know that others think highly of them.\n\nThere is absolutely no proof that anything written in the Bible is true. It is a 2000 year old fairy tale that somehow has gained this acceptance as a book of Truth. Which is absolutely fucking crazy. It is a propaganda piece that was meant to be used to control a society that had no knowledge of anything scientific outside of what they could see with their eyes. And instilled the fear of eternal damnation if you don't do what the priest say.\n\nDismissing all conspiracies as paranoid narcissism is absolutely ridiculous too. Do you honestly believe that your government never lies to you? There are obviously many that are untrue and crazy but you have to do some research into them to the side. You can't just rely that what the government tells you is true.\n\n",
"It's high atmosphere balloons, so like a weather balloon on steroids, it has a massive payload (the weight of a car) underneath that goes to the edge of space. It's cheaper than a rocket launch.",
"Show me one place that offers a tip to tip exploration, either by air or ground. Everything I can find is going from Coastal base to Coastal base never venturing that far inland. ",
"I just heard a flatearther's head explode! ",
"South America is correct! ",
"I thought Al Gore said it would be melted by now.",
"Awesome! I have a friend that lives in the middle of butt fuck nowhere (it's seriously a 30+ minute drive to the next person's house) and he's big into drones, gliders and rocketry. And that's basically what he's trying to design right now, a balloon launch platform for a glider with a couple little model rocket engines inside to increase the range. I mean if you can gain 20,000 feet plus of altitude, with just the power of rising air as opposed to rocket fuel. That has to be a ridiculous cost savings.",
"Not sure if you're arguing with me or not, but there is plenty of proof of governments lying to people in the last hundred years.",
"How",
"Or they say, \"look! All that ice is due to global warming!\"",
"Yet, getting a little ahead of yourself.\n\nJust look at all the famous and influential people that have been visiting lately. Even the fucking Pope.",
"We don’t know if you’re being sarcastic unless you use “/s”",
"Isaiah 40:22 There is One who dwells above the circle of the earth,\nAnd its inhabitants are like grasshoppers.\nHe is stretching out the heavens like a fine gauze,\nAnd he spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.\n\nModern translation of this KJV:\n\nIt is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:"
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"Hi Emily - love this! Hope you have time for a question? Do you eyes find the the same colors you use in your paintings as part of your daily life? For example - in this painting do you see the green, gold, pinks on your way to the local store? Or do you see the normal browns and gray colors? \nThank you!",
"Beautiful. Thanks for braving the streets to share this awesome art",
"Love the beautiful colors. Nice job!",
"https://giphy.com/gifs/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/html5",
"Very very good question. As a fine artist I’m often cooped up by myself in indoor spaces. I like being outdoors and I like being with people. My friend is the busker Jonny Walker and he livestreams whilst busking. This means that his viewers get the added entertainment of watching me paint. I also get to listen to live music whilst working. It’s all the things I love at once!",
"Great question. I have trained my eyes to see more colours. Skin tones and clouds for example. People often paint skin as shades of one colour, I choose to see thousands.",
"Looks great!",
"Spectacular ",
"OP is liar. Clearly she painted on a canvas, not the streets.\n",
"Well, as a fine commenter I think it’s because you smell. ",
"Those mean streets of Westchester, NY.",
"Classic Reddit ",
"Was in Leeds, UK",
"Even worse!",
"Can I gift this to my wife? Her birthday is a couple months.",
"Id buy that for a dollar.",
"Amazing,. I remembee the first time I played/sang in the streets. It feels so good to do what you love outdoors and for people. ",
"Lmftfy\n\n>Can I but this to gift my wife? Her birthday is a couple months.\n\n",
"I really like your style. I always feel like this kind of use of color helps people like me see the beauty in ordinary things.",
"No. I said what I wanted.",
"That doesn't make it unfixable.",
"Too kind :)",
"Magic in the mundane is what I’m all about",
"This is stunning! Do you have a shop?",
"I have decided you are a skilled painter",
"I really hope you have an online shop set up. I'd be interested in buying your work. This is absolutely beautiful! Amazing!",
"Praise St Birb",
"Oh shit, I was wondering if it was! I was squinting to see if that was Schuh on the right. That's a great painting. ",
"Mad that you recognised it. Do you know Jonny? Tell him you saw this on Reddit if you spot him busking.",
"Who?",
"I don't, I rarely go into Leeds. ",
":P",
"\"I decided to place my painting outside to get more attention on Reddit and sell more crap\"\n\nFTFY",
"Do you have a website? Something like this would look great above my stairs.",
"I didn’t place it outside. I painted it outside. It involved a big change in technique because I usually have a big studio full of equipment.",
"If this is an auction $3.50",
"The ol' reddit medium-a-roo!",
"This looks great! Hummingbirds are my favorite and I really love all the bright colors",
"It's beautiful and so is your work concept. That would feel so nice and liberating I imagine. Do you work from reference or freehand? ",
"Presumably referring to the circle surrounding the bird’s head, which reads like a halo in a classic painting of a saint.",
"Try to remove the phrase \"fine artist\" from your vocabulary. \"Fine arts\" is a description of a field not a person. ",
"You’re right. Thanks.",
"I use a couple of different references",
"5$",
"In what form do you use to reference them on site like that? Your phone? A tablet?",
"Footlong",
"The best offering, as long as it’s those meatballs.",
"the distortion of the colors and artistic licence you've taken with this beautiful piece of art truly reminds me of how colors appear to me on magic mushrooms. you are so talented. I'm beginning to paint and I can't wait to have the confidence with painting as you must have to do this in public ",
"Doesn't make you right.",
"I know you are but what am I... Oh wait. \n\nDon't you think art you like is worth paying for? Especially if you want to share it with the ones you love. ",
"Nice bird.",
"I like both of you",
"This is wonderful. Would you do a Frank Reynolds one please?",
"That's so brave",
"Good question. iPad works great. Gorilla case and covered in paint.",
"Awesome! Thank you! :) ",
"Of course it has monetary value. I'd rather barter. I have small animal veterinary services with which I can barter."
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"Hey, get that spornghetti outa here!",
"Nudels. ",
"They’re canoodling.",
"You just have to prove your age first.",
"/r/pastaporn",
"Do not touch da sporngetti",
"r/shittyaskscience post this there title and all"
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"**Image: Jeff W. Harris, University of Glasgow.** ",
"Don’t forget the rust inside the garnet inside the diamond.",
"on the island on the lake on the island in Lake Superior?"
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"One will knock you back €12",
"I like",
"this Lego ad celebrates lack of creativity, skill and patience. It is a perfect example of what is wrong with the modern lifestyle of children. \n\nDon't bother MAKING something with our product, 2 legos is enough.",
"This made me tear up so bad!",
"In my day we had realistic models of animals and vehicles and had to imagine it was Lego. ",
"Are these real? I thought LEGO was not for glorifying/advertising war which the tank image does",
"Top right is snek ",
"The dinosaur advertises violence, the plane is hijacked by terrorists, the ship could be a warship\n\nDon't overanalyze it, it's a toy advertisement.\n\nedit: I kinda missed your point, sorry. I don't know if the ad is even real.",
"i frequently made the red one when i was small...",
"Lego was a big part of my life growing up, as it was for many others. Me and my brother would build and play for hours. Castles, houses, pirate hideouts, police stations, tanks, ships... sometimes they'd be large elaborate pieces that took an hour or more to make. Other times it was all thrown together quickly, like in the ad, so we could get straight to imagining. \n\n\nAll those Lego pieces are now stored away somewhere in my parents' basement, untouched now for over 15 years. I wonder if I'm still as imaginative and creative as I once was. It's been years since I've just sat down and exercised that level of carefree creativity and imagination.",
"The one on the lower left make my teeth hurt because I would never be able to get two of the parts apart and when I was a kid I'd bit into them to try and get stuff apart[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)",
"> €12\n\nThat['](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)s approximately equal to 90 Norwegian Krone",
"It does seem like that but these new generation kids\n\n1. are originally not less talented \n\n2. Good parents are making sure they don't keep their faces attached to their iPads all day and get the necessary exposure to nature, human interaction and sports. \n\nGood parenting is necessary in this regard, it's easier for kids to become anti social fragile couch potato these days than before. \n",
"LEGO is going to start offering simpler kits for the same price. ",
"TIL the T-Rex was actually a snake.",
"Considering the price of Lego back in the day, if you wanted to build a whole scene, you had to use as few as possible. It was part of the fun, and part of the point.",
"Or 4,800 Kazakhstani Tenge",
"That’s not a tank, its a self-propelled howitzer.",
"They're all about [wars in space](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/24/article-2329993-19F5D320000005DC-672_638x518.jpg) though",
"Yeah I doudt it too, they said that they would never release sets that promote violence. I think this is just a fan made advert",
"It's been replaced with Minecraft. I'm forever having to play it when I'm visiting my nephews. They spend hours creating stuff on it, which is surely the same thing? Plus you have the extra bonus of not standing on any bricks..",
"Or about 3 pieces of Lego.",
"There's no way they are real.",
"Shame none of them have the shadow of a dad crying in pain with his foot",
"Nah mate, [**THIS**](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SjSqm-cjisk/maxresdefault.jpg) is a tank. ^let's^go^to^woolies",
"There are countless Lego sets with guns, cannons, swords, bow/arrows, not to mention Star Wars sets. Some of these \"glorify\" piracy or the American Indian wars. \nI couldn't tell you why they don't have sets depicting modern warfare but it certainly isn't out of an aversion to violence.\n\nThat being said, I think it's a pretty cool ad.",
"LEGO is Danish FYI.",
"Looks more like an IFV. Cannon too short, turret too small to be a howitzer. Body too tall to be a tank.",
"With that battleship one, all I'm thinking about is how hard it'll be to remove the thinner middle piece from the bottom piece. \n\nEDIT: I'm an idiot, I meant the tank.",
"After LEGO has totally betrayed the imagination by making all of these pre-moulded parts and themed packs from movies and whatnot.\n\nGet back to the blocks already. Enough of this movie cash-in crap.",
"Surprised about the tank anyone?",
"Plan on having kids? Save it and you can bust it out again! My husband loves to play Lego with our son. ",
"Dat link tho. ",
"Is this loss?",
"Accurately depicts my skill level too.",
"Someone photoshop the towers in the bottom right",
"But it's a tank my dude",
"And you *really* don’t want to step on that snek. ",
"Profit?",
"Basically what I was able to build with the pieces I had",
"why does it seem like lego and nintendo understand things that most toy companies dont?",
"There’s not enough legal copy for these to be real. And I’m not joking. There’s no way these aren’t just design comps. They’re good, but not real.",
"Much.",
"I was out the game for awhile too, but my kids are LEGO age and they (and their teeth) are spoiled by this tool:\nhttps://shop.lego.com/en-US/Brick-Separator-630",
"I bought my 3-year-old a big box of 720 pieces of Lego for Christmas and it came with a tool for prising apart pieces like this. Absolute godsend! ",
"Yet somehow people are now making even more incredible things with their imagination thanks to the fact that there are lots of different bricks, not just 1000s of the same. ",
"And they’re only like four years old ",
"That's some sweet arbitrage.",
"All of those are you overanalyzing whereas that is definitely a tank.",
"Is this loss?",
"Mulch?",
"Exactly what I thought. Lego are a super ethical company. \n\nAside: They were one of the first major brands to get on board with the Stop Funding Hate campaign which is trying to encourage companies to stop advertising in publications which encourage hatred, division, bigotry etc. in society such as the Daily Mail, the Sun and the Express.",
"Yes I've been waiting for a Lego set of the great t rex wars!",
"Or 260 Egyptian Pounds",
"What if it is? Does Toy Story promote war cause it has the toy soldiers?",
"[relevant statistics](https://i.imgur.com/1hqfDP7.jpg)",
"Awesome ",
"What about Star Wars",
"It looks like a Panzer 4 with spaced armour on the turret to me. The commander's hatch and muzzle brake are really distinctive: http://i.imgur.com/2ZHfdzz.jpg",
"Heads up, these come included with all of the larger sets. ",
"I have about 50 of these now and I'm really not sure what to do with them. ",
">A large number of LEGO minifigures use weapons, and are – assumedly – regularly being charged by each others’ weapons as part of children’s role play. In the LEGO Group, we acknowledge that conflict in play is especially prevalent among 4-9-year-old boys. \n\n>An inner drive and a need to experiment with their own aggressive feelings in order to learn about other people’s aggressions exist in most children. This in turn enables them to handle and recognize conflict in non-play scenarios. As such, the LEGO Group sees conflict play as perfectly acceptable, and an integral part of children’s development.\n\n>We also acknowledge children’s well-proven ability to tell play from reality. However, to make sure to maintain the right balance between play and conflict, we have adhered to a set of unwritten rules for several years. In 2010, we have formalized these rules in a guideline for the use of conflict and weapons in LEGO products.\n\n>The basic aim is to avoid realistic weapons and military equipment that children may recognize from hot spots around the world and to refrain from showing violent or frightening situations when communicating about LEGO products. At the same time, the purpose is for the LEGO brand not to be associated with issues that glorify conflicts and unethical or harmful behavior.\n\n\nhttp://cache.lego.com/upload/contentTemplating/AboutUsAboutUsContent/otherfiles/download6777A03AA55057F7EE86D771CA3A1D79.pdf",
"Or five shrute bucks",
"Wars amongst the stars are the best wars. ",
"I think it's a tank.",
"Oh god, so many broken/torn finger nails! \nBut still, as a kid wouldn't trade that pain for anything in the world - Lego *was* my world.",
"Indeed it is but my point was more like, does Toy Story advertise war cause it has toy soldiers?",
"We present to you, the cast of The Lego Movie: Jurassic World",
"Skip the kids, just bust out the Lego and play.",
"Moreover, there are plenty of regular Lego lines. They havent gone anywhere.",
"Milk?",
"the plane is wrong, the wing piece should be placed above the body",
"That's called a tank my dude.",
"The last frame could be turned into a successful meme with a lil photoshop at /r/imgoingtohellforthis",
"Yeah, just came here to say that. From when LEGO is ok with tanks?",
"Nah mate [THIS](http://www.mrkscience.com/planbook/Physical%20Sci.%202010-11/Nov42010/water_tower_snyder_texas_1.jpg) is a tank.",
"That has been around for awhile, I think it’s just included with more sets now. I got some sets from my cousin probably 15 years ago and there were one or two of these with the box he gave me. ",
"I had one almost exactly like this but it was gray. This was in the early 1990s.",
"Huh cool, a literal advert for lego is on my frontpage...\n\nEdit: I would like to point out this post is incredibly suspcious in its votes. It jumped from 50 comments to 600 in the space of ~40 minutes. Not even 2 hours old and already 24k upvotes.",
"Or 22,000 Lebanese Pounds.",
"Goddamn hipster.",
"You been out the game too long. Been around since at least the nineties. ",
"You mean the tank? The top left is the ~~battle~~ship and I'm not seeing a thin piece",
"Challenge build the design with only that type of lego.",
"Years into our Lego careers my parents got me and my brother a Lego separator. It came in handy for a lot of situations but there were still a few where it didn't help. Of course at that point we were both grizzled veterans and were nearing retirement. We had already been through hell and back at this point and would often opt to go back to the old ways of liberating pieces.",
"Ah, the dinosaur. A well known mode of transport.",
"Stick them in weird places such as your medicine cabinet to throw people off.",
"But lego has a has a history of not making sets of realistic military equipment, which is what the guy was pointing out. he wasn't making the judgement himself but rather doubting the authenticity of the post based off of Legos existing policy ",
"Well, it's blue, so it must be a peace tank.",
"Thinking the same thing, but kids be kids they just like shooting make believe guns.",
"False. According to this, a tank would require more building blocks than a ship.",
"I half expected Loss",
"I got one in lego land 10 years ago when I was 8, still use it regularly. unbelievable tool for €2",
"Did Lego make this ad?\n\nThere's that TIL that says Lego doesn't make war toys because war shouldn't be a game or whatever they say, and the tank in the bottom left throws that off.",
"What a delightfully reasonable guideline.",
"melt em into bricks.",
"that's not how you sell your lego technic stuff",
"Aside from the mentioned brick separator, the bottom piece actually has to be two pieces (2x2 and 3x2, for example), as there are no 5x2 bricks. So it'd be pretty easy.",
"I'm more surprised it's a German tank from the looks of it",
"that's a really fair and valid point, honestly. It seems like they've put more thought into it than I ever would.",
"My son has actually inherited my Lego collection. They also integrated well with the new sets he picked up in the past couple of years.",
"Destroy a minion.\nAdd a random minion to your opponent's hand.",
"3 pieces for €12, what a steal! They're normally €12 for 1 piece! Buy now!",
"Probably doesn't leave teeth marks either!",
"Saving teeth, one set at a time",
"100% a paid ad by Lego not even trying to hide it",
"Why am I trying to find a Loss comic in this?",
"Most of the new packs can only make the thing they are, because it's overloaded with pieces that are LEGO in name only.",
"Well, what are you waiting for?",
"That little trick is just weird to anyone who uses Reddit Enhancement Suite.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/0WuiXL6.png",
"You are missing a larger point where LEGO as a company has gone out of its way to avoid making real war sets. It was kinda a big deal to them.",
"12€*",
"Betrayed imagination?! Dude, they've always had \"themed\" sets! Remember [the space Legos from the 80s?](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6970-1.jpg) \n\n[And they still sell boxes with just blocks in them too](https://shop.lego.com/en-US/LEGO-Large-Creative-Brick-Box-10698) that have ALWAYS been on store shelves. Seems like you don't know much about Lego but just want to bad mouth them!\n\nI highly encourage you to go over to /r/Lego and see what people are making out the pieces that come with the \" movie cash-in crap\"",
"Wow look at that, a 54-day old account posting an ad that’s on the front page within an hour ",
"Damn if you could build a dinosaur you were a fuckin legend.",
"Thank you for correctly calling them Legos.",
"Oh right. I guess I read the comment a bit too quickly.\n\nI have no idea about Lego ads, haven't seen one in years.",
"Holy fuck shrute bucks got strong. It used to be 1,000 translated to $1. ",
"Or 71 Finnish markkas.",
"Or my axe!",
"Stepping on a tank, exactly how it feels.",
"Landkreuzer",
"What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to schrute bucks?",
"The top left is not a battleship... its a fishing ship..",
"I was a child in the 90s and I never had those :( ",
"It's a bit disturbing to show the shadow of a tank because Lego never sold any military models to children.",
"Yeah someone just clarified that to me.",
"Cookies?",
"This is how my 4 year old Legos!",
"I actually work in a daycare where we have a lot of lego, and I found that it took a little while for all of it to come back, but it did. Now I'm a Lego God to these kids.",
"I may just do that next time I visit my parents. I remember as a teenager I dabbled in stop action animation with Lego. That might be fun to try again ",
"Similar, for sure.\n\nI was thinking of this: http://www.military-today.com/apc/cv_90.jpg\n\nBut looking again, there's a weird little step that the turret is sitting on that I can't place.",
"Where's the Lego creation with a giant shadow over top of it representing the foot about to step on it? Very disappointed Lego. ",
"Honestly a Panzer 4H is the first thing that came to my mind as well",
"I thought it was a broken ladder. ",
"Yep, had 2 of them. It didn’t have that little thing sticking up, but still an awesome tool. We wore ours out to the point where if didn’t work anymore lol",
"Who else got triggered by the bottom right one? I have always put the flat piece on top on the brick...",
"Yeah I got about 10 of these in grey lol",
"[Here you go](https://imgur.com/a/89k9m)",
"Yeah but Krone is Norwegian.\n\nStatistically speaking.",
"A small investment in Lego will do wonders for your kids brains. So many young children becoming phone\\tablet zombies.",
"Username does not check out for missing the fifth pic",
"You can get money for your old legos. A website called replay bricks bought up all my old ones it was sweet ",
"And your wild imagination ",
"Well the only ones with thin pieces sure as hell are not battleships",
"Apparently Lego owns reddit. Remember when they sued some poor company for making plastic pieces of shit too similar to their plastic pieces of shit and all the comment sections supported Lego? ",
"Send me one!",
"Funny thing about tenge is that within 2 years their money was devalued(partially due to the sanctions on Russia) it used to be 160-180 equal to the dollar to now being 340 to the dollar. Made a cheap country even cheaper. ",
"I was a child in the 00s and I had loads :)",
"Or 25 schmeckles.",
"You have no idea. The deflation of the currency was real since someone bought out all the staplers and covered them in jello. \n\nThe currency is covered in long-lasting food products like 10kg cans of tomatoes that last about 15 years. A lot of people started investing into the commodity after the \"bigger button\" tweet.",
"That's how we did it too lol",
"Being an old LEGO fan way back when and also an old gamer, I see this in the same light as save points in a game, or Youtube walkthroughs. You're taking away part of the challenge. We knew that those pieces would be hell to take off, so we made them count.\n\nOh, and get off my lawn.",
"okay, it definitely looked more like a battleship upside down but when I turned my phone around it looked more like a fishing boat (or at least something way smaller than a battleship)\n\nmy bad on that one",
"Mendicant!",
"I just read 1880’s! I had a really hard time processing that. \n:(",
"Tbh I was expecting this to be a lost meme",
"That’s amazing. Now I wish I lived/worked in a huge glassy apartment building across the street from a similar building. ",
"I feel like I was robbed as a child. I still have a chip in my tooth from having to use them to separate the legos! ",
"Negate, i dont think so",
"Officially, it's €12, but some countries write it like 12€ ",
"I think it's a tiger.",
"Four of them. ",
"Ah, the four branches of the US military. The army, the navy, the air force, and the Dino corps ",
"About $2.50/bag at Home Depot.",
"Nope. German Panzer ~~III~~ or IV. ~~Hard to tell from just the shadow.~~\n\nEdit: see next comment",
"Another literal ad on the front page. Good old NuReddit^TM",
"Those are building sets. They exist to build what's on the box. Plenty of other Lego sets to buy my dude.",
"Yep that's what I thought first too, although not necessarily with the spaced armour. \n\nSource: many hours poured into World of Tanks",
"Lego has refused to release realistic military style stuff in the past. Toy story never claimed they don’t support war, so the toy soldiers aren’t hypocritical there.",
"Your only chance is to get a finger nail under there and pull it off. Only consequence is that it'll hurt like hell.",
"Plus there is the sad fact that LEGO is super expensive right now",
"Imagination, life is your creation....",
"I don't have that kind of imagination, just the skill level ",
"Huh I always built according to the instructions. There was something so goddamn satisfying about that step by step, ordered process toward a goal. Maybe why I like math, programming, etc. Going off on my own just felt too risky ...",
"Looks like a Panzer III or IV",
"The bottom left is closer to a battleship than a tank. Hell as a kid that pretty much WAS my battleships.",
"Thanks for the advert",
"It varies by country, but in English you would place the € symbol before the number.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro_sign#Use",
"This seems like blatant advertising.\n\nJust sayin'.",
"This guy gets it ",
"Lucky you. I recently just pulled my old collection out of my parents' attic. The sets and mini figs in that collection are collectively worth about $2000. Legos appreciate in value so well.",
"Anyone else annoyed that the tank is blue and not green?",
"My two year old can take the red one and play with it for a good hour. Doesn't have to be a shiny new detailed airplane. ",
"I am sure all kids scream at this ads that the plane's wings should be on the top and not under the plane...",
"I grew up on legos but had thousands just in boxes when I moved out. Found a pretty cool company called replay bricks that bought all my old Lego and paid for shipping. 10/10 would recommend anyone with their old legos sitting around gathering dust",
"I certainly don't. I try to play with my little brother who is 21 years younger than me and it's hard. You have to force yourself to pick up an action figure and pretend with it... I don't even remember what I used to think about when I would play with toys. \n\nLegos are a bit easier cause you will always enjoy building stuff.",
"Weird ad, considering lego doesnt make green blocks because they don’t want kids to make tanks",
"Ah, nostalgia",
"Whoa gloat a little more bro. I bet your mom also got brand name wild berry Pop Tarts ",
"Back in the day, this was all that was expected of us playing with legos. Now you have to create a life size, functional fighter jet. ",
"I have an older gray one that was so important it didn't when live with my other Legos in the Lego box.",
"It's not a tank, it's just a car with a massive dick",
"It makes me a little sad that two of them are war machines. ",
"are you ok? Do you need to talk about it?",
"Is this some new meme or something?",
"I just saw some half-price Lego in the supermarket and it was still too expensive.\n\nIt’s bits of plastic. FFS.",
"Unfortunately when you grow up you are forced to lego .",
"Wait the plane is the other way around.",
"And in Celsius? ",
"i’m pretty sure they are ok with some sort of violence as long as it isn’t modern conflict, but i guess ww2 is fair game. they make star wars and other kits from movies.",
"Yeah but Norway is Danish.\n\nStatistically speaking.",
"You're a tank, Harry.",
"Hmm. I wonder where that plane is going...",
"Impressive advertising. Whoever created this earned their paycheck for sure. ",
"It's doing a sick manoeuvre ",
"Don’t worry if you can’t buy the $500 dollar Death Star! With Imagination, even poor children can have fun with legos!",
"*Back in my day some LEGO pieces were fused forever and we liked it!*",
"You gotta take it next level and publish your own instructions for making things when you come up with them.",
"Lol. I had a butter knife",
"I remember me and my brother building Lego tanks\nAnd taking turns throwing marbles at each other's tank army's.\n",
"Thick",
"Is anyone else bothered that the LEGO wing of the plane is on the bottom??",
"I read that as immigration and I was really confused.",
"Spell Pierce sorry",
"Fun fact they make all their own legos and lead the industry in mold maintenance and statistical control for quite some time. ",
"Representing the lethality upon contact with a foot; that dino looks painful",
"i didn’t know legos are expensive ",
"My favorite toy as a kid was my big box of random Legos. It let my imagination run wild, and I plan to let my son have the same opportunity for adventure that I had.\n\nWe need more toys that inspire the imagination.",
"Yeah but Danishes are Viennese.\n\nHistorically speaking.",
"It's a IV, the muzzle brake and the length of the gun gives it away",
"What? No. Thats not true at all. I just think you might not have an imaginations at all...",
"It's a battleship because how is a fishing ship going to take on a dinosaur, tank or airplane bomber? At least that's what my inner 7 year old is telling me. ",
"I suppose you would put it on top. It'll fall off under the weight of the plane. This way it'll sit nicely on top of the wings. Learn to Lego engineere, bitch! ",
"Stupid sexy pikachu....",
"Obviously, the guy who made this played Atari as a child.",
"Not if its a spitfire",
"I discovered a problem with the old parts vs new parts. They changed the color of light gray, dark gray, and brown somewhere around 2001 or 2002. About the same time they switched to flesh heads for Star Wars figs. \n \nI had long since given away my childhood collection, but I started buying Star Wars sets when they first came out. I just used them for display, and it wasn't until much later that I dismantled them and actually tried to build with them and noticed the variance. ",
"Good, I need to lose some weight anyways",
"That's just like your imagination, man.",
"I hope who ever came up with this gotten an award or something.",
"Do you even lego bro?",
"It is a tank.",
"Has anyone made a loss edit yet?",
"Everyone knows the wing should be on the top!",
"/r/advertisements",
"Why is there a literal advertisement at the top of Reddit.\n\nReally guys?",
"The real struggles in life",
"All alone....",
"On the other hand their latest products are developed with a much less creative approach. All kinds of new bricks and pieces are being made to make the finished lego product look exactly like a race car/death star/fortress/etc.",
"Shill",
"These kids are terrible at Legos.\n\nOr really poor. Who only has two Legos at hand?",
"Judging by the compression artifacts severity, this picture is at least 5 years old...",
"The good thing about the movie is it embraces the inventiveness of people. Even if its a glorified ad. It's a damn good ad. ",
"Oh nooooo /s",
"... have been reposted many times.",
"Panzer III doesn't have a muzzlebrake, but the Pz.IV with the long 75mm cannon did.",
"Funny, they didn’t use the L shaped stack I made in 1st grade that I pretended was a gun and shot all my classmates with, including the teacher. ",
"They're also great if you're putting together a modern living space (a 2 bedroom apartment in Milan, for instance) and find you don't have the pieces to make a door stop.",
"Or 79,800 Paraguayan Guaraní ",
"I think it's a panzer 4, but they were often mistaken as tigers, so I'll give you that one ;)",
"The best part is when lego employees sneak into the thread and misidentify parts of the ad, causing people to go back and take a second look, getting double the bang for their buck",
"What kind of a crazy person puts the wings on the bottom and not the top?",
"Yeah but Denmark is owned by the British. \nStatistically speaking.",
"Since when is there such a thing as a 5x2x3 piece?",
"or 338675 Vietnam dong. That's a lot of dong.",
"There is no way you aren't in on this as well! This is just a straight up advert (and not even that good/interesting/funny to boot), and you are shilling along with the best of them. Disgraceful.",
"Technically it's irreversible. They are now one.",
"Lol",
"I remember doing this growing up 😊",
"[This one](https://imgur.com/a/7z6FX) is also made by the Jung von Matt agency.\n",
"Top and bottom right were my go to specialities when I was called to battle my cousins' elaborate creations.",
"Why are LEGO so expensive for what they are?",
"It's a tank",
"It's too bad that their focus has changed to theme sets that require no imagination and have parts that are built for a single purpose.",
"That whole document is impressive. It took me a second to realize that the flowchart found in each chapter was made from LEGO heads, implying the thought process. But their take on war roleplay and how it is part of human nature is spot on. Protecting kids from graphic acts and visuals is needed, but complete censorship or suppression of their own feelings just ends up negatively affecting their growth. Let kids be kids.",
"It’s the plane from the movie Flight!",
"The meatball market on the other hand has nearly crashed. ",
"That depends if you want a high wing or a low wing, duh",
"When I got the perfect image of how it's going to look.",
"Which one are you referring to?",
"You might have beaten my adblocker Lego marketing, but I wont be buying anything of yours out of principle. At least these ads were cheap for you to make.... ",
"the bottom right needs the wings on the top",
"The only way I could ever break that piece off was with my teeth. There were a lot of jagged edges on my old LEGO's. ",
"You mother fucker",
"This guy legos",
"Nice try Lego",
"What’s a lego",
"Not even close. A Schmeckle is worth approximately $148 USD.",
"A small, rural township near Shanksville, Pennsylvania ",
"Wow?",
"Is this loss?",
"6 Billion Zimbabwean dollars",
"They never released a normal tank kit i think. Trying to find on google you end with custom made only.",
"Ah yes all my favorite vehicles: the ship, the plane, the tank, and the T-rex!",
"You mean the tank one right? Jeez, your imagination sucks 😜",
"I thought they were flippers for a Lego scubadiver when I was a kid... ",
"awesome. Great",
"It's 5 studs long, the bottom piece should be a 2x1 connected to a 2x4 by the middle 2x4 plate. Afaik lego has never produced a 2x5 long brick",
"...Who have invested $150 million into research to an alternative to using petroleum in their products.\n\nhttps://www.cnet.com/news/lego-to-stop-producing-petroleum-based-plastic-bricks/",
"245 Celsiuses give or take",
"[Atari \"Adventure\"](https://imgur.com/a/nzUvx) was my favorite game as a child.\n\nCan confirm.",
"/r/adporn",
"Is that meme dead yet?",
"Same",
"[im a slithering snek.](https://youtu.be/Ti4sqG85FU4) ",
"Sounds like you just need to use your imagination more :/ Try Rebrickable.com if you need some inspiration for builds using only pieces from one set",
"Yep, thanks for ruining my Saturday",
"Lego: Discontinuous (digital-like) low-resolution versions of analogue things ",
"with frosting too.",
"I used to make Rayquaza with the standard 6x2 bricks stacked on the last 4 pegs in a circular thing",
"But statistics are British.\n\nDanishly speaking. ",
"He was [inverted](https://cdn.totalfratmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cf4c2a4bf7c328c4e51f9023504753431685096123-600x302.jpg) ",
"Like a puma?",
"Ł3",
"Its just a bubble. It has no intrinsic value.",
" I remember doing the same exact thing with my legos! I made these robots that I thought were so damn badass, but it was no where near looking like a robot.",
"Also, here's a comment by OP on another Lego ad:\n\n> A sad polar bear, cos ya know, the ice melting an...\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qw990/when_you_have_no_money_and_no_legos_and_no/dsscx6x?utm_source=reddit-android",
"It gives Smash Brothers a brand new yiffed up meaning.",
"Damn, you beat me to it by about a second. \n\nI will add that the turret positioning also tips that it's a IV, the IV carried its turret in the middle of the \"top deck\" of the hull, while the III carried it more forwards, so that the mantlet was right over the hull MG.",
"Dunno what battleship everyone is referring to, I see my mum.",
"Hotel?\nTrivago!",
"Ya I was same way, I never even played with them. After I built it, I would set them on my dresser because I thought they were beautiful.",
"Is this loss?",
"When your too poor to afford at least 3 lego pieces.",
"A little, for sure, but their resistance to weapons has always been superficial. The pirates had swords, and their space sets were definitely armed. Plus, the \"you thought of this, not us\" aspect, since they don't sell a tank set.",
"Exactly, all the comments mention using brick separator to remove it don't realise that it was never a problem to begin with",
"Reminds me of this \n[When you don’t have enough money....or Legos.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qsc9w/when_you_dont_have_enough_moneyor_legos/)",
"Look great, stand alone perfectly, extremely cliched/tired idea for an ad. In a vacuum, they're amazing.",
"Or about 548410.97 Iranian Rial.",
"It’s upside down because Denzel Washington is flying it",
"That plane Lego really struck a chord with me... so many childhood memories.",
"My mind just immediately went to: How is this “loss”\n\nI",
"I have 2 carrying boxes(like little suitcases) from when my son first started collecting them in the late 80's..never had a clue there was a tool like this.",
"> poor\n\nCame here to post this :-) Just bought my SO a Lego set, some of these are expensive...",
"Or one beer in Norway",
"the rectangle block with two square block one on the top and one at the bottom.\n\nThose were my \"people\" and by god they had some epic battles on my seat cushion",
"High quality, name recognition, lack of decent competitors. They charge what they know they can because they own a massive part of the \"little blocks turn into cool things\" market.",
"Fucking pleb can't even imagine things right.",
" mah naw vrei",
"Celebrating the imagination, or celebrating that they've successfully made insane profit margins for decades via low sourcing and tooling and a market that is willingly dumping their wallets to manipulate poorly represented objects that are still in their component form when they retail?",
"Look up a picture of a passenger jet. The wings support the plane from the bottom. ",
"Thought this was a loss meme at first.",
"Instant: reverse the cast spell.",
"i dont have any kind of skill or imagination :(",
"I thought it was going to be a loss comic at first ",
"These have been featured in various advertising award books. They most certainly are real. Old, but real",
"You sir, know your internet. That’s exactly what I saw. ",
"These ads are brilliant.",
"I was just going for the whole “land cruiser” concept, without trying to reference the auto brand.",
"That’s what the odd looking orange piece in LEGO sets is for, to remove difficult pieces",
"Where’d they get a 5 long block?",
"Some are not receptive to truth.\n\n You sir, are part of that group.",
"I love this and I remember my first lego set erm my friend's lego set that I played with. That ~~was~~ actually still is my skill level lol. I'm 26 and I still love legos. As a matter of fact I'm going to go and buy one for myself!!! :) ",
"I recently bought a Lego drag car and modified the engine from a supercharged V8 to a twin turbo setup. \n\nLego is awesome.",
"its almost like people like legos or something",
"AMAZING! Celebrate the power of imagination!",
"*The NEW lego 4 in 1 imagination set on sale NOW for $29.99 at your local Toys R Us*!!",
"They should also show them represented as upward facing nails, caltrops, razor wire, and broken glass...",
"*Man the Panzerschreck!*",
"Is this loss?",
"Nice find. I feel like the OP is farming for karma, almost all their comments are on posts with 0-10 upvotes, so possibly they browse /new hoping to get to the top.",
"So like bitcoin? /s",
"This isn't a pic. It's literally an ad. Wtf",
"so this is how investment bankers make money by moving money between places",
"Just like I used to make them.",
"Or a panzer IV with the extra turret armor. But I agree on or the other.",
"It’s interesting that they’re all some kind of dangerous or aggressive item, three military vehicles, one stereotypical dinosaur",
"What kind of jerk puts the wing on the bottom of the airplane? This is why they come with instructions. ",
"Thought this was Loss at first glance ",
"Easy, surely you've got a brick separator?",
"You can tell by the road wheels",
"the ads are evolving",
"meme material.",
"https://entropia.de/images/thumb/8/8f/GPN17-Webpreview.png/400px-GPN17-Webpreview.png",
"I got the Big LEGOwski reference",
"In my experience, never. ",
"I love the concept ",
"nice try at making a commercial ?",
"It's like Pixar versus all the other movie studios.",
"Heck, build your own kids out of Lego.",
"r/unexpectedhearthstone",
"And it's still bloody funny as well",
"I am right there with you ",
"For me, at least 50% was looking for that one piece. I can still hear the sound of digging through that huge box. ",
"The big base on the tank.",
"It’s always been. ",
"The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.",
"Dem thighs dayum ",
"I always ended up with a submarine tank helicopter and it was AWESOME. ",
"That was my favorite toy when I was a kid! ",
"No",
"I love lego",
"is this loss?",
"What if there was one from a serial killers view. Every lego looks like a murder weapon or something lmao",
"Wing placement is dependent on the purpose of the craft, placing it above gives more stability and makes level consistent flight without much alteration, below makes it unstable which makes it easier to roll and more reactive. Lower wing placement also means that it's gonna act as a sacrificial shield if you have to come in for a bumpy landing, and some increased ground affect which can save you if you're on a short runway from having to take a second pass at takeoff, but also simultaneously will make landing a little more interesting when you have a lot of float trying to land. \n\n\nTL;DR, wing placement actually matters a lot, planes are cool af",
"The wings of the plane are underneath? Nah, that kid don't know to how to Lego. ",
"They depict the 4 branches of the military, army, navy, airforce, and dinosaurs.",
"You don’t really think that’s all this is, do you? ",
"The plane one is more like a peen",
"Damn well I can't debate that powerful and well thought out argument, guess my opinion is invalid ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"You have to have that designated nail you don’t cut to get under that piece. ",
"What is \"loss\"? ",
"This is how I imagined Legos as an adult. When I went shopping for my son, all I saw were Star wars, Batman, Minecraft and other branded Lego sets and they were all extremely expensive. I still buy them, but it's not the same ",
"The tank one is giving PTSD of how I used my finger nails to remove the thin pieces. Almost ripped my finger nails off a couple times.",
"How could they forgot about the ultimate beyblade? ",
"Uh, only one military vehicle... A fishing boat and a commercial plane arent dangerous or aggressive.",
"My favorite thing to make was UFOs using 4 2x4 blocks like so\n\n\n .|.|.\n ---|---|----\n | ---- | \n---- | | ----\n | ---- | \n ",
"Similar, but more like a Leopard",
"commercial airliners don't have wings above the cabin.",
"A bit hypocritical given that Lego is now mostly Lego Batman Ninjago Disney Pirates.",
"http://knowyourmeme.com/news/heres-to-loss-the-internets-greatest-meme \n\nHere's pretty much the story :)",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"There's no 5x2 brick, that tank is fraudulent",
"but how much in DogeCoin?",
"They’re whatever you want them to be, that’s the beauty of LEGO!\n\nBut you’re completely wrong, also. ",
"\n| || \n|| |_",
"This is excellent and wonderful. As in full of wonder. Subtle. But powerful. Whoever did this hit a genius moment. Love it. ",
"I have neither!",
"And then create a movie about it. ",
"One blue brick\n\nOne blue brick one yellow brick\n\nOne blue brick one green brick\n\nOne blue brick one red brick one half white brick",
"Every Lego piece fits with every Lego piece ever made. The tolerance is .0005\" or .012mm. That does not come cheap",
"More like Stuart",
"Shadow is of a tank.",
"My thoughts exactly they are 100% anti modern weapons ",
"this is so dope",
"Surprised at the tank. I know the founder didn't want war toys. ",
"Wouldn't it be just a puzzle then? When I played as a kid I just made whatever I wanted.",
"Lego has put all their stuff into neat packaged kits meant for only one thing to be built per kit, leaving virtually nothing to a person's creativity and imagination.",
"A lot of corporations put out documents like that. They're interesting to read sometimes.",
"No, that’s MTG",
"My first thought exactly",
"Officer Triceratops",
"I had forgotten how awesome legos were and this reminded me. No complaints here.",
"agreed, and by looking at many of the comments in this post, looks of kids never had this experience. it's unfortunate, honestly.",
"Ummm, no. Airliners are typically low wing like the lego. Sounds like you’re thinking of a Cessna or something outside of the airline class.",
"Have u ever seen a commercial airplane with the wings on the roof? ",
"And you have to take a second mortgage if you want to buy a set",
"Yes, Im aware. I am saying what that piece was, to me, as a kid twenty years ago. ",
"Agreed. ",
"A blue tank? \n\nYeah right",
"1 hour old post, \nThe very first think that came up when I opened reddit this morning. \n \n\nr/hailcorporate only a saturday morning? \nI've never been so unsurprised. \nAt least its super obvious ad, and not hiding behind VR or Rick & Morty/Game of Thrones to get views.",
"I firmly believe that's cheating.\n\nThe number of pieces that have sizeable tooth marks in because I had to separate those fuckers.",
"That's not true. If a kit contains a lot of parts, you can build a lot of things from them.",
"One skill level?",
"Ah, but it shoots flowers and happiness.",
"I was a child in the 00s and I never had one :(",
"Like everyone knows it’s and ad, but does that make it les fun to look at? Honestly asking, does it taint the art in that image?",
"when i woke up this morning i wasn't thinking the thing I want most in my life is a big lebowski lego movie",
"/r/nocontext",
"I work ALONE.",
"This guy is him",
"LEGOS. THOSE ARE LEGOS. ",
"Why does everyone spread their asshole open for lego? It's just over priced blocks of plastic . Fuck Lego . ",
"Pretty sure it IS an advertisement.",
"You can tell it by the way it is",
"That's crazy talk",
"every commercial airliner?",
"Dino corpse*",
"iS tHiS LosS?",
"My son solves the debate by building biplanes and triplanes.",
"So wholesome ",
"Bud sdadishdigs are bwidish*",
"Literally an advertisement for LEGO on the top of r/all. A PR job at LEGO must be the easiest job ever. ",
"I remember reenacting 9/11 with Lincoln logs and a couple toy jets I got from an army men set. 9/11 was pretty traumatizing for 8 year old me and it helped me process what had happened.",
"Triceracops",
"Not to say that petroleum usage isn't a problem, but I have to say for all the plastics used, the Lego is one of the most long lasting, durable and reusable things made.",
"That's an expensive trip down the stairs.",
"Why stop there? Build your wife out of legos",
"LEGO makes all their own LEGOs? Is this what you’re saying. I’m confused. ",
"Yeah.. it hit the front page waaaay too fast. Even if there aren't boots upvoting, this is definitely a sponsored post.\n\nThat being said, I'm not necessarily against it. It's not trying to be sneaky about it being an ad. This is straight up telling you it is what it is.\n\nWhat I hate is when they try and imbed ads. It's some dude like, \"Hey look! I made Snoo out of Legos™! Isn't that cool?!\"\n",
"Crippling fear of failure?\n\nOr maybe just too busy with other awesome projects!",
"[Yes!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Aerospace_146)",
"apparently for that guy it does.",
"When I was young. I thought LEGO is children’s toys. But now I realize that it’s toys of richers😂",
"Damn I miss some Legos.",
"Reality vs Expectations. ",
"S'mores are unequivocally the best.",
"I see this, and remember I have Mindstorms sitting in a drawer. I might break that out after work again.",
"Was that a pastry joke? That's my favorite kind of joke!",
"Too soon. ",
"Feels like it's generally pushing war propaganda. Reminds me of images from the 2nd WW",
"in the 90s?",
"I have a strong preference for more generic sets (which you can still buy), but there's nothing more satisfying that seeing your offspring build theme sets completely wrong on purpose.",
"Everyone knows the airplane wings go ON TOP. ",
"Considering, that it is just a repost of a 7+ year old ad that has been posted on reddit multiple times before I do not really see much foulplay here. ",
"But the British are speaking.\n\nAbout statistics.",
"The cropping of the logos ( it legos, but logos), is pretty amateur. So there’s that.\n\nI could imagine they don’t sell sets specifically labeled as a “tank”or whatever, but then I don’t see them using a tank in an ad either. So many other things to make.",
"\"Jim. To you and me maybe, but come on. To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife\" ",
"Or 15 Schrutebucks",
"They are extremely well made and very durable. They are quite literally a toy you can pass on through generations. And it doesn't matter if each child that plays with them likes different things, it's all about imagination.",
"Well, that's how much I paid for this fake boobies",
"LPT is always in the comments",
"I CAN DREAM, DAMMIT",
"LEGO ad on top of r/all",
"Sure, why not? Give it about 10 minutes. That's about how long for Interwebs fads to become old.\n\nStatistically speaking.",
"War or dinosaurs ",
"Well, sir, it's this lego piece I had. It really tied the room together.",
"No, it's precicely 130.77 Norwegian kroners. One euro is worth 10 nok approximately. \n\nSource: I'm Norwegian and google",
"Fuckin' A.",
"Ever put together a competitor’s set?",
"No, they sued them for using the Lego name. Hence why you can still find companies that build plastic pieces of shit that work with “famous yet unnamed plastic pieces of shit”.\n\n(Still, IME the off-brand plastic pieces of shit are considerably shittier than the famous ones.)",
"It's also the first military item I've ever seen in the official Lego world",
"The tank definitely needs the little antenna thingys for turrets\nThe plane needs the triangular prism for the cockpit\n",
"So how does such a common repost get to the top of r/all within an hour? ",
"And it would have stayed like that too if Lego didn't start to introduce special shape pieces. Now kids don't have to imagine and figure out how to build things and create models that may not be perfect all they have to do is grab a special piece. ",
"I feel like the plane is facing the wrong way...",
"It's fighting an alien invasion ",
"Or models for Atari 2600 graphics. ",
"They made guns and stuff in the Lego movies. Plus, this isn't a Lego tank kit as much as it is blocks and imagination. ~~Here at Lego, we want~~ Lego wants people to build what they want.\n\n/r/totallynotcorporate",
"or build a full army of vehicles... honestly it's not about being poor, it's about using your imagination",
"I think Mr. Boobybuyer was looking for you.",
"the fact that the wing is under the fuselage, bothers me waaayyy to much",
"We did both. We would get sets for Christmas and build them according to instructions. Maybe a few times. Then all the pieces would go in a giant box for imagination time",
"They are danish...",
"This guy planes",
"I was getting the most recent out of several old cases jumbled in my head. Lego has gone after generic Lego clones too, not just the Chinese one that was literally an exact replica. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego_clone#Legal_challenges",
"And war! The second greatest resource. ",
"That can only be made into a fighter jet because the pieces are so specialized. ",
"I'm surprised they went with a tank - Lego's founder Ole Kirk Christiansen lived through WW2, so realistic war themes have always been a big no-no, to the point where they didn't make green bricks for a long time so that you couldn't build any military models.\n\nEven today the conflict in most sets tends to be either fantasy (humans vs. monsters or aliens), historic (pirates or cowboys), or a licensed theme like Star Wars (which falls firmly into the 'fantasy' category anyway).",
"This is actually making me emotional... I have so many memories with lego, I feel like i've become a more boring and less creative person the second I stopped playing with it.",
"It all started thanks to a little company known as Ingen",
"I mean they have an entire LEGO City police line that I remember from when I was a kid, and they came with equipment. I don’t know if they came with guns or anything ( I think they looked more like sci-fi blasters ), but they definitely had helmets and batons and everything else. ",
"People see it, and they like it.. so they upvote it... and when a small post gets upvoted very much it grows bigger and bigger and then it turns into an adolescent post ... and at some point he get's into crossposting - which to some is a bit wierd.. but he still has to find the sub that is right for him.. and so on...",
"This hurts my CDO. It’s like OCD but in alphabetical order.",
"Psshh. Peasant talk!",
"Am I the only one that put the wing across the top of the plane?",
"hit me hard",
"Why does it matter?",
"Amen. AeroLEGOnautics has wings above.",
"No",
"It's interesting that they are choosing to depict the shadow of a tank, when they historically have avoided military focused Legos. ",
"r/AdPorn",
"Wonderful. Nothing summarizes my childhood better than legos. \n\nI love the imagination and the endless possibilities that they gave me. \n\nI credit my abilities as a now surgeon to playing with LEGO’s as a child. ",
"Yeah I bought a couple of the Mega Blocks Pirates of the Caribbean sets as a kid because they looked cool. Goddamn did those pieces just not fit together at all. ",
"hey now Loss is God Tier",
"They are now our fuel. *the circle, the circle of life*",
"Red LEGO shadow of airliner",
"That's really cool \n\n* My inner kid",
"You're a good bot, and thorough.",
"Is this loss?",
"How we know we’re old. ",
"Did you see Mega Blox changed to Mega Construx a few years back? ",
"Yeah but we’re not going anywhere unless they release the instructions too.",
"ahhhhhhhh ",
"They don’t outsource production of a design like most companies. They make them in house. ",
"But you do have a sense of pride and accomplishment. ",
"Funny enough tho, the Lego Indiana Jones stuff had Nazis (probably just advertised as \"soldiers\" or something tho) and WWII era warplanes. Once they also made the Sopwith Camel (WW1 biplane) and the Red Baron. There's probably others I'm forgetting too.",
"2-month-old account posts a literal advertisement; 24k upvotes in 2 hours.\n\nThat is NOT organic.\n\n/r/HailCorporate",
"They make their own legos?! Next you'll be telling me Ford makes their own cars!",
"Wait, the tank and the naval ship are literally the exact same thing, only the tank has a small, thin, third block between it. \nThis isn't imagination, its a lie.",
"OMG, my mom casually gave my brother’s bath tub sized collection away about 10 years ago. Never had the heart to look on ebay to see what they were worth...",
"IMHO this belongs on r/designporn",
"It literally has the word ‘ads’ in the post!",
"And toasted?",
"Lol that’s my imagination level is nowadays when building legos with my kid ",
"Risky click of the day. ",
"I have a 4 year old and I am living this right now, and it is amazing.",
"Yeah, Lego as repeatedly try to get knock-offs off the market, but at least in the EU they discovered that just the mechanical design (shape of the blocks, interlocking mechanism) is not protected by their trademark. This effectively means that anyone can produce knock-offs (even identical ones, modulo logos) as long as they don't identify specifically as such (which _does_ violate the trademark).\n",
"Oh, yeah sorry, I looked at the picture for a few seconds and then wrote that comment from memory... it's my memory that sucks.",
"but its probably a mechanic they should to add to HS",
"Like they own the factories, so they do all the manufacturing in house. No outsourcing",
"step 1: learn a craft\n\nstep 2: master your craft\n\nstep 3: profit from your mastery\n\nstep 4: purchase a yacht\n\nstep 5: hire a service to stock it\n\nstep 6: ask super models if they want to hang out on your awesome yacht. if they refuse, use your mastery of your craft to convince them you are a fit mate",
"Aka those people who just aren’t talented with legos",
"Personally, I would have put the wings on top.",
"I thought it was a battleship at first, but then realized that it was oddly ratio'd for one, and that it was actually a tank.",
"They don't just hold an auction in china to source the bricks like every other toy company does.",
"It's time we start referring to that as the late 1900s.",
"Oddly specific ",
"you sure you didn't mix up Euro and British Pound? \n\n€12 is 114.68NOK\n£12 is 130.77NOK",
"Thought it was some kind of The Loss meme... What have I become.",
"I think you can still appreciate the concept/creativity without getting offended that its a business trying to advertise. I think a failure to divorce the concepts is concerning. \n\nor are you just tryna roll on the karma farm?",
"Dude, c'mon.\n\nThis post has **wings**.",
"When LEGO tries to make people who suck at building legos by giving them high resolution shadows of what they’re supposed to be",
"Ooh Rah!",
"Is this loss",
"It's obviously PzKpfw IV Ausf. F2 - III.",
"You've gotta bite it, dude.",
"Where's the [orange transparent chainsaw](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/426/567/cf5.jpg) Lebowski?",
"underrated comment",
"I used to work in advertising. Its the kind if ad made us angry and jealous at how beautiful and brilliant it was. And its also the kind of ad that we werent allowed to do cause it doesnt do shit for branding. Kids are stupid and like flashy cool shit.",
"Dude they had these back in the day too, t was just a rarity. I remember not knowing what it was until my dad showed me. Changed my LEGO career, all those thin pieces were back in the game once I got a hold of that.",
"I loved doing this. One square block and a slanted square block on top of it was a soldier. And I put those flat squares inbetween to be the generals or bosses. You'd have easily 200 soldiers from doing this and use the whole house as a warzone. I miss this part of my childhood so much.",
"What is dead may never die",
"Nah take off that /s",
"Its my Grandmother!!!!!",
"What's Loss?",
"Amazing!!!! ",
"My lil sis (3-4 years or something) was sitting in bed frame while dad was building the bed today. At one point my dad takes a plank, puts in the frame and goes \"bah bah, we're in a tank\". My lil sis refused and said that they're in a bed. My lil sis hates ideas like these 😞",
"That tank could have been a car. \n\n(I always assumed Lego avoided advocating war games. Don’t understand the downvotes.)",
"Wh... what?",
"Is this loss?",
"Dino-Riders.",
"And also by the sound",
"The company does not lack for great marketing.",
"[The Terrible Thunderlizards?](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/01/bf/fc/01bffc005612485e3fa4e7760e36c460--fox-tv-squats.jpg)",
"Im 32 and still play with lego",
"Thanks",
"In the end your selling to parents not kids. Parents are buying this for nostalgic reasons.\n",
"The shadow is definitely not a spitfire.",
"I had that as well in the 90s. Actually, I still have it now and my kids use it!",
"Parents buy for nostalgic reasons as well",
"You know they don't right...? Most of Fords parts are made elsewhere by others and simply assembled by Ford. Hell, the Mustangs transmission is made in China. \n\nThe idea here is that Lego makes everything themselves. ",
"Loss",
"I have to say this ad illustrates why I hate lego \"kits\" that only make one specific thing.",
"\"Hey, you got a permit for those guns?\" ",
"So many comments and this whole post are an obvious r/hailcorporate ",
"The dinosaurs eat the cars, and when they die, their bodies become oil. And the cars eat the oil. ",
"Have you played modern Legos? Better sets come with a tool that easily removes thin pieces like that one. \nhttps://shop.lego.com/en-US/Brick-Separator-630?CMP=KAC-SAHCSEU8&HQS=630\nKids these days don't know how good they have it. I can't imagine how many bent fingernail that would have saved me or how many teeth marks in in my Legos I could have avoided.",
"Kids aren't stupid either.",
"I was a child in the 00s and dreamed of having one when I saw them on the Lego club videos",
"[Good thing you are here! ](https://media.tenor.com/images/8431be8b5a5edf329af0c1128e4097c7/tenor.gif)\n\n",
"They did a tank? Isn't Lego very \"anti-war\" though?",
"No actually commercial planes are a tube placed on top of wings.",
"Strange how the Dino corps boot camp requests men of a minimum weight of 300lbs and up and I have yet to see a recruit to make it through. Must be a very tough training regimen...",
"That’s pretty neat",
"And? ",
"This is a world I want to live in!",
"r/evenwithcontext",
"im dying",
"Shoot. Sorry. Someone had posted the “it all started with hi” building to building post it thing. I guess I posted a new comment rather than a response to his comment. Clearly I’m losing my mind. Context: https://nextshark.com/office-post-it-war/",
"*cough*bullshit",
"Next your going to tell me that some reddit comments overly generalise and sometimes miss out information for the sake of a joke!",
">incredibly suspicious\n\nIt's amazing what some people decide to care about or find suspicious. ",
"They say that but sell sets from every war before guns, and also sell sets with guns. There are pirates, cowboys, indians, knights, fighter planes, space wars (*star* wars if you will). \n\nThey're virtue signalling while still doing it anyway. ",
"No, but my 4-year-old received a knock-off AH-64 helicopter for Christmas this year, and the instructions were illegible, the structural plan was bad, and the pieces aren’t as strong. \n\nI’ll never put it together again, and the pieces shouldn’t really be mixed in with the real lego. ",
"Has anyone seen a high quality picture? I'd like this as a poster",
"Triceracorps",
"To me it looks more like a panther. ",
"How would I get Karma farm? Any time someone points out Ads constantly hitting the front page, they get downvotes. Trust me I really do not care about internet points lol. \n \nAnd this Ad really isn't \"creative\", and I'm not offended by it haha. \n \nThere is an advertise box up on reddit specifically for companies to buy that spot and run whatever they want. \nThis is just an ad trying to disguise as \" new content,\" the front page is bought and paid for. \n \nI think a failure to recognize it is concerning, lol ",
"i thought the same thing ;-)",
"It is still really expensive for what it is.",
"Da",
"Umm have you ever seen a plane.",
"Yea I think almost every Lego set we've bought has included weapons. (Granted my boys are pretty into Ninjago. The show, not the movie)",
"I'd really like to ask how did you find this document? I'm impressed by the effort in research. ",
"nope, just doubling down on my concern given the speed and length of the reply and casual lol when you're not laughing..",
"I think it's all because of [this kid](https://www.upi.com/12-year-olds-Lego-Worm-creation-goes-viral/7811501512965/)",
"Your reply was fast LOL",
"They need to bring back the 80's and 90's sets! What's up with that silly artificial scarcity crap!",
"For anyone out of the loop:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg\n\nIt's worth every second.",
"Ummm I CANT GO BACK TO PRISON",
"Can Confirm. I was an USMC Chasmosaur Operator. Didn't do much during deployment, but I was stationed with The Tyrannosaurus \"Terrors\". Those grunts were awesome. ",
"Seems so, either an L/43 or L/48, but no side skirts. So no Ausf. H. Could be a Ausf. G aswell though?",
"The Minecraft line, and the classic sets have hundreds of different combinations. Plus, you can take the bricks from any sets to build amazing things for yourself.",
"Up voting that shit!",
"Ah the sound of hundreds of Lego bricks being turned over in the search of the one true piece ",
"Thank god they spared no expense",
"oh jeez hes losing it now",
"So cool an inspiring. Do you have a big collection? ",
"Who puts the wings of the plane below the body?!",
"Good eye. I retract my assessment.",
"I recognize that sign... Hitler!!!!",
"Do you want a Lego or a naked pic? ",
"People supported Lego because they make higher quality products and their \"competitors\" were cheap crappy knockoffs",
"I like this a lot for some reason. The simplicity is oddly profound to me. Anyone know if this is a current or past ad campaign?",
"Hey, can I ask you something? This is unrelated. As someone who just finished spending the majority of his life in prison, what happened with legos? They used to be simple. Oh, come on, I know you know what I'm talking about. Legos were simple. Something happened out here while I was inside. Harry Potter legos, Star Wars legos. Complicated kits, tiny little blocks. I mean, I'm not saying it's bad, I just wanna know what happened.\n\n-Community (s3ep3)",
"TIL imagination is the opposite of creativity",
"r/MadeMeSmile",
"Tbh I really am/was smiling the entire time. If I knew how to put up emojis, I definitely would.",
"I love this so much. Maybe it is because I’m sick but a tear totally ran down my cheek. ",
"I'm not sure how popular the gitmo or benghazi lego sets would be...",
"The top left one looks like a man in a bathtub with his peen out",
"there is a fricken gif of a girl holding a cat right the frick underneath this one with the same amount of time on it... it happens on reddit all the time",
"It shouldn't be illegal to sell a moulded piece of plastic. ",
"When did the coast guard get awesome? ",
"Looks to me like lack of creativity.",
"What kind of savage puts the wings on the bottom of the plane?",
"Ah, the four branches of the Danish military. The army, the navy, the air force, and the Dino corps \n\n",
"They've been trying to get back to their roots a little bit with the classic line",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ahhhh Lego, so ridiculously expensive. Does anyone who's not rich but those $300-$500 sets? ",
"My craft would need be a cocaine supplier for a large country. \n\nNot sure where I need to go to become this person but I’m willing to give it a go",
"I don't think I have ever seen it with the € sign first.",
"Came here to say this! I swear this invention is so brilliant! I tell all my mom friends about it now lol! My son has 3-4 laying around in his Lego bin. Sometimes I just go through and break em apart using the tool cause it’s so relaxing and satisfying. ",
"Is this loss?",
"I did too",
"I bet you get sent a lot of pictures of dudes' junk ",
"Same my parents got me some mega blocks robot and I was so sad that I couldn’t even assemble it because the pieces sucked so much. Returned that thing and got legos instead.",
"Why pay for an ad when you can just post it to r/pics ",
"Almost every other four panel comic of simple things in slightly different configurations is Loss.",
"Iirc, Lego put out huge bus stop and billboard ads with these. I think like 8 years ago?",
"Hey! Some of us are still here!",
"It's like OCD but if you don't understand acronyms",
"Just so people understand: These aren't a realistic representation of the shadows that would be cast by these simplistically shaped Lego bricks. Instead, I think the companies marketing team is trying to portray a message regarding imagination. \n\nSource of knowledge: Watched all 3 seasons of Rick and Morty ",
"Both!",
"I dont know any bow who hasnt played with plastic soldiers and tanks in his childhood, it's not a war thing imho",
"anyone else bothered by the red being a plane and not a space shuttle? For it to be a plane, my mind is telling me the wings need to be on top",
"Luckily no, but neither girls' pictures.",
"And once you gave up and decided to use another piece instead, you found the exact piece you were originally looking for",
"....sea and then they sell 99% sets to make exactly what is in the box... but a good ad",
"I googled the general premise, found an article about it, stole their source.\n\nTook about 3 minutes.",
"Is there an inverse of r/CrappyDesign? This should definitely be there. ",
"the shadows are clearly photoshopped :(((",
"Trivago.",
"I think that’s supposed to be the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, and the President. ",
"Google knows a bunch of stuff.\n\nMaybe try there?",
"Any chance you got a link to some examples?",
"They resist *modern* weapons. Futuristic or outdated weapons are fair game",
"That is obviously General T-Rex. ",
"Hopefully, future children won’t imagine vehicles of destruction. ",
"Now we wait for twin towers to be shopped into the plane one",
"If that's a joke it's a horrendous one. There's not even a punchline, it just doesn't make sense. ",
"With some *imagination* it is.",
"Me too tanks",
"Well they do have one big competitor that costs like 30 bucks and gives you infinite blocks.",
"And each set is about $70, though my kid always wants the one for $300 that has to be special ordered. I miss these basic ones. Today’s kids are totally missing out.",
"Because of his partner the Dino corpse...",
"No shame in that. I have the new Saturn V model on display in my room cause it's fucking awesome",
"MOAR LIKE MILITARY PROPAGANDA AMARITE",
"About as popular as any CoD game, I'd imagine.",
"The plane in the shadow has the wings below the body as well",
"Needs more jpg",
">32,188 points(88% upvoted) posted 2 hours ago\n\nSeems legit.",
"I never understood that joke, I grew up having a fuck ton of legos and stepping on them never hurt.",
"1 dead, 3 Military.\n\n4 for carnage.",
"This will likely get buried, but whoever is interested and following this thread:\n\nIt looks like this ad came from 2006. [source](https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/lego_tank) [source](https://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive/prints/lego-tank-8668905/)\n\nBut the explanation and guideline appears to be from 2010. So it's likely they began maintaining a more structured guideline going forward.\n\nThey also seem to have [another](https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/lego_tank_0) more explicitly tank-themed ad from 2009.",
"*Two* of them are war machines? The tank and the... Dinosaur?",
"The disatisfaction, I can taste it!",
"1 million Vietnamese Dongs. ",
"Low with dihedral and a bit of sweep is fine as far as stability goes.",
"I'm really surprised people still aren't as cynical as they are about, say, things they know nothing substantial of about stuff on the front page. We've had multiple videos showing us how easy it is to just buy a front page slot, and people still don't think these are ads?\n\nEvery day on Reddit, it's one big company did this or an IamA about someone with an upcoming product. Front page with default subs is just ad space.",
"TIL the difference between a ship and a commercial airplane comes down to a 2X2 or a 2X8 Plate.",
"Is this loss",
"'You know what happened to my last partner, chief! I don't need a rookie to babysit!'",
"That’s so surprising that they put a tank there, I would have thought that’s a no go for most advertisers, good on you Lego ",
"Keep hoping ",
"He specialises in three pronged assaults.",
"Hmm good point, maybe 2 hours isn’t too soon",
"Isn't the point of an ad to try and draw attention rather than hide it? I mean who would hide their own ad?",
"Mark my words, these are going to end up being used in some English class to study the human condition or something.",
"Or maybe some kids like to play with toy soldiers and tanks?",
"i saw this as a political compass lol",
"Imo the all those special bricks aren't bad. It's not like you get e.g. a full plane made of a single piece, but you can put a lot more details on a plane you build.",
"Pretty sure they are Six Sigma certified. That means that 99.99966% or more of their products come out without defect. I hate how expensive Legos are and it's easy to bitch about then just being litttle bricks but they really do a good job on them. ",
"Legos are pricey, right? But what product can you use 30+ years later that works perfectly and is completely compatible with newer models. Not only can you build what is intended but has literally infinite other building possibilities making it have a long playability. Educators agree that blocks if this sort great all around for all sorts of learning: motor, imagination, critical thinking, etc. \n\nTldr: Legos are a product that is worth the money, and some!",
"[Real aircraft makers?](https://www.google.com/search?biw=360&bih=311&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=vJdsWvGPN8rbzwKWsLPoCw&sjs=3&q=commercial+aircraft&oq=commercial+&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.1.0.0i67k1j0j0i67k1l3.5170.6847.0.7752.12.8.0.1.1.0.561.2837.2-3j2j2j1.8.0....0...1.1j4.64.mobile-gws-img..3.9.2855.1..41.0.kmQ2luNLcAg)",
"But I thought Lego refused to make military sets?",
"To be fair, a PR firm could just as easily pick random organic posts to boost to the front page rather than using sock puppet accounts.",
"Panthers look more parallelogramy than this",
"This made me smile. The imagination is a wondrous and limitless thing.",
"is this loss?",
"Programming is actually doing whatever the hell you wanted with those set pieces. You have the end product in mind, you have the programming tools (lego pieces) at hand, but you need to figure out how to make it so.",
"Shit thats just so uncreative。",
"And you can fly!",
"Was this a recent campaign? The colors are so bright and vivid compared to many of the 80s campaigns I remember.",
"I wasn't sure if this was real or not (would Lego advertise weapons??) But apparently it did, in the US, in 2006.\n\nCredits\n\nAdvertising Agency: Blattner Brunner, USA\nExecutive Creative Directors: Jay Giesen, Dave Kwasnick\nArt Director: Derek Julin\n\nVia: https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/print/lego_plane\n\n",
"New meme format?",
"Well, based on my experience, Marines all well represented by the T-Rex. We don’t call them “crayon eaters” for nothing...",
"That's a 5x2, I don't know where you got the 3 from",
"I think it's a mail plane.",
"Lego is amazing at branding and messaging. Got to see some of their upcoming advertising at AD Stars 2017 in Busan, SK and man they have some talented people.",
"Huh. TIL, and I am not new to the internet.",
"They don't. If Lego actually understood that then I would still be able to buy a bucket of ordinary Lego. But instead it's just shelf after shelf of $200+ Star Wars sets.",
"Look at the shadow, it's a [commercial airplane](https://www.google.com/search?biw=360&bih=311&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=vJdsWvGPN8rbzwKWsLPoCw&sjs=3&q=commercial+aircraft&oq=commercial+&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.1.0.0i67k1j0j0i67k1l3.5170.6847.0.7752.12.8.0.1.1.0.561.2837.2-3j2j2j1.8.0....0...1.1j4.64.mobile-gws-img..3.9.2855.1..41.0.kmQ2luNLcAg)",
"It was from a semi popular, not very funny webcomic a while ago that UTTERLY AND HORRIBLY jumped the shark by, in the middle of the silly gaming webcomic suddenly having a 100% serious miscarriage story out of nowhere.\n\nhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion-loss-edits\n",
"> The army, the navy, the air force, and the Dino corps\n\nThey were going to call the Dino Corps the Army until they saw the T. Rex.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I have a hard time believing that it comes directly from Lego. Lego depicting a tank ? I thought they were against war stuff...",
"It kinda looks like a ship coming straight at/away from you, with a massive turret on it.",
"Useless children thats not how a dildo fuking looks like, you mistakes.",
"We're gonna *roll* it.",
"I'm surprised about the thank, Lego normally goes by its total anti war policy",
"Ahhh being untainted by responsibilities and worries",
"I just got out of the shower and I feel like I need another one after watching that cringebowl",
"Hey, don't be badmouthing my BEGO.",
">Lego has put all of their stuff into neat packaged kits meant for only one thing to be built\n\nThe existence of the extensive Lego classic line proves you wrong",
"There are high wing aircraft, mid wing aircraft and low wing aircraft. Almost all air carrier aircraft are low wing. Like Boeing 737, 777, airbus 320 and such. ",
"It irritates me that the tank isn't green. ",
"I miss cad mock",
"Does anyone know if this is a poster that I can pick up somewhere?",
"If only they didn't continue to sue all competition LONG after their patents had expired, blasting down the doors of small companies trying to enter the space with legal nonsense that continues to be thrown out year after year. \n\nLego is expensive because for 20 years they litigated their monopoly in the world courts. I know. I've been sucked into the idiocy. Their quality is incredible and it I didn't hate the evil nature of their company, I would buy Lego for that reason alone. Knowing how fucking unethical they are as a global institution? I can't do it. I suck it up and buy my kids not-quite-as-awesome generics. It's not the price. It's the principal. I might buy legos from Goldman Sachs before I would Lego Corp.",
"When I was a kid I would use my 500+ pieces of LEGO to build these enormous houses, which I thought were great and amazing. In retrospect they were the equivalent of what we’d call McMansions these days, in a very mocking tone. \n\nI credit my house building as a child to my desire to become an architect. \n\nLast year when I graduated university and landed my first job in practice my mum gave me one of the first LEGO houses I built as a gift. It was quite funny, and very heart warming, to revive such an awful built house as a gift - but I love it no less. ",
"Who hasn't scrounged up a handful of 2x4 pieces and assembled a squadron of 3-piece \"Fighter Jets\".",
"Ah yes, another thing to step on.",
"[Real aircraft manufacturers](https://www.google.com/search?biw=360&bih=311&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=vJdsWvGPN8rbzwKWsLPoCw&sjs=3&q=commercial+aircraft&oq=commercial+&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.1.0.0i67k1j0j0i67k1l3.5170.6847.0.7752.12.8.0.1.1.0.561.2837.2-3j2j2j1.8.0....0...1.1j4.64.mobile-gws-img..3.9.2855.1..41.0.kmQ2luNLcAg)",
"Your wish is my command\nhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/741/056/cbd.jpg",
"Not as much about how to get started. Seems to provide a lot of help for where others have failed and how which is helpful. \n\nIt’s the first step up the ladder that seems to be difficult. \n\n\nOne day I’ll get there. ",
"Ive used that airplane model many times",
"~~:.|:;~~",
"It also shouldn't be illegal to sue someone for stealing your *exact product* and making it with inferior quality trying to cash in\n\nIt's not just a *molded piece of plastic* it's a highly specific idea",
"And then you have these [5th -8th graders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQTtFuIXGvw)...",
"Is this loss?",
"Yeah. Probably. I’m not sure they can handle the trauma of seeing an ad on their beloved site (with millions of visitors a day) that they decided to click on and then comment on. ",
"This made me kind of emotional. I miss being a kid...",
"Or the shadow is HHH sledge hammer busting The Undertakers Casket...something I do not want to see in tonight's Royal Rumble",
"I think I made that same plane hundreds of times as a child",
"Clean. Simple. If you're going to advertise, take notes from these guys",
"It's the the Sturm, the most common combat vehicle in the wehrmacht, although with an extra turret, don't known if it's for observation purposes or they wanted it to resemble a panther tank",
"And how many pieces I can afford. ",
"Source? I know they're trying to sue Lepin but that's because Lepin actually just copies each set Lego has exactly, with no change.",
"Best movie ever made. ",
"Then how about they release some non licensed kits that aren’t insanely expensive to allow for some creativity huh?",
"Gotchu [fam](https://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId) ",
"I'm going to be devastated when Lego is involved in a sex scandal.",
"New meme format?",
"I worked at the photo studio in Pittsburgh that helped create this. This is definitely real. Old, but real. ",
"Once your kids reach Lego age, you learn (the hard way) how rude is to walk barefoot on your own house ",
"I'm calling BS. \nLego has always been anti war and I find it hard to believe that they would use death machines in their advertising. ",
"God I wish they were able to finish this. It's done so well. ",
"Kids nowadays learn faster thanks to the infooverload they can outbuild you any given day if more information wouldn‘t be more interesting. Back when books came up there have been people like you back when cavepaintings came up there were people like you, guess what we carry your kin just to nag about how we eat information instead of creating right away, we create later we create better, we create to spite your mindset. The shit displayed is your skill and you excuse your lack with imagination whilst we built more convincing with not that much more. \n\nSorry for being condescending, but this is just what you sound like to me.\n\nFyi i am 32 years old and built better at the age of four, your mindset was prevalent in my parents whilst my youth, it hindered me from getting into coding more early from reading serious stuff more early, even though i had fun with leogs i didn‘t become an engineer because it was just legos i didn‘t become handy with code early enough.",
"I doubt this is an official LEGO ad. The boat, the dinosaur and the airplane would all be cleared by LEGO. I do not think a tank would be approved, they are generally very anti-war. ",
"Not necessarily, you might have your seven year old son help you for the first 10 mins, then get bored, then start nagging about whether the model is finished yet or not.",
"Never heard of this...",
"Or, after you've found it, find about a billion more.",
"Green is not a creative color.",
"It sickens me that there's even a market for the unfrosted Pop Tarts. ",
"Its a pretty known fact spanning decades. ",
"When did the US Army adopt the Pzkpfw IV?",
"#I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.",
"You don't need skill when you have imagination.",
"Pretty clever ads. I like the old days of Lego before all the pre-made sets.",
"Bullshit. You're brainwashed or something. It's just stupid pieces of plastic and all it takes to make is a mould. Legal battles over that are insane unless you're literally using the \"lego\" logo on the box.",
"The classics and creators lines are huge now.",
"And war. Imagination and war.",
"I meant more in the sense that I didn't know their intended purpose so I had to get my parents to get plates off blocks and break their nails.",
"Oops gotta get rid of that bottom left one though since it normalizes violence and this is cucked lib America.",
"[Counterfeit brands / 3rd party model sets featuring military units look quite jarring when you see images of them.](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=military+lego+sets&tbm=isch)",
"r/graphic_design",
"Oh god.... my heart...",
"Hah, glad I'm not the only one that recognized that.",
"Right, then it becomes a 3D puzzle, which I don't find that fun to do, unless you have a stop motion setting, which looks very fun to do",
"Oh good source",
"Minecraft ",
"As if lego would make a tank set",
"\"You're in the Viking age\" - \"Fuck! That explains the Laser Raptor\"\n\nNO IT DOESN'T!",
"r/wholesomememes",
"How much is that in Stanley Nickles?",
"/r/wholesome ",
"I actually thought it was Tetris' pieces with one Lego offset in each picture",
"Don't they all come in kits now removing inspiration/creativity for you? This ad seems 20 years too late",
"Literally just a lego advertisement.",
"Hey, people just like LEGOs.",
"Back in my day LEGO was made out of wood and we didn't let em Jews get hold of it.",
"Say you, I was very fortunate, I got a few friends with me all the time, although my parents told me they never seen them...",
"What Legos were actually like when I was a kid...",
"That tank is pretty indestructable considering how hard it'll be to remove that middle piece.",
"I was a little surprised by the militaristic feel here.",
"I don’t know about that, back in the day they still definitely sold mostly “sets” that were intended to make something. Stuff like this. Kids still play the same way with it (except they also try making stop motion vids) \n\nhttps://collector.im/items/563ae06463701d427454f893",
"Dinocaurps*",
"learn a craft",
"ONID EHT NIOJ",
"I'm guessing this will show up as a writing prompt elsewhere soon. (If it hasn't already.)",
"> and have parts that are built for a single purpose\n\nWith all due respect but this statement is borne out of ignorance. For some pieces this is true but not enough to say that's their \"focus\". In fact, they made more pieces of the kind you mean during the 90's and 00's than now. There are many more specialized pieces now than decades ago, but that does not mean they are built for a single purpose, if anything they just make for a greater challenge to use them differently than intended. You should see the wonders people from the LEGO building community are able to and the incredibly creative piece usages they come up with.",
"Pfft. Bottom right is a Z-95 Headhunter. ",
"Came here to say something similar. Something like \"isn't it a little ironic now that the current Lego sets leave basically nothing to the imagination?\"\n\nSo, thank you for beating me to it.",
"But Lego will still take your $800 so you can use a little less imagination for something like [this](https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Millennium-Falcon-75192).",
"/r/advertisements\n\n",
"That advert confuses me, primarily because the colours of many parts on the tank don't exist in that form - similarly, somehow I don't see LEGO advertising by using something as politically charged as the Tiananmen Square Massacre. ",
"Or it shows how few lego bricks some people can afford because they are some damned expensive",
"“Luckily, I’m a pilot too. So I inverted the bird and landed her safely in an open field.”",
"And they all come in a set for just $70 ",
"$10 per pound as a baseline, bitch. If he had complete sets, Star Wars, or Bionacle it would be more valuable.\n\nThose who save the sets with boxes and all actually have a better return on their investment than gold.",
"Here’s a pretty cool image from a 1981 LEGO campaign: https://atmedia.imgix.net/3adc657010405546cc4b44965b61250a76f9f0b6?w=800&fit=max",
"Legos are expensive.. definitely hang onto them!",
"Wait, 5x2 bricks don't exist to make the bottom left one...",
"Much better",
"The grey color change was in 2004, the first skin-colored minifigures were released in 2003.",
"I mean, you basically just described Jurassic World...",
"There are more LEGO pieces than pixels in this image. ",
"The tank one isn’t possible because there’s no 2x5 brick",
"For others wanting to sell their Lego: post them on Craigslist first. You’ll get more money out of them, and maybe a kid will get them and make his/her day. Replay’s offers are nearly scam level lowballs.",
"Stealth ad isn't that stealthy.",
"Só that piece came in my sons’ kit and I never knew what it was for. Thank you!",
"Yeah they should’ve put the thin piece on top to be the barrel. ",
"Im sorry but the bottom left is making my skin crawl, the lego plane is clearly flying in the opposite direction to the shadow.",
"/r/pixelgore",
"No way this is an official LEGO ad. The tank screams not LEGO. ",
"Back in the real world. ads are used to maximise the profit of a privately owned enterprise, all in favour of the already obscenely rich. But sure, have fun with your 'imagination'.",
"Why did you call them a bitch, you whore??!",
"How men eeeeee 4s",
"| ||\n\n|| |_",
"That tank one by it self is kind of grim",
"lol funny",
"WE MEET AGAIN COMPLICATEDMOUSE! The Dino Corps shall destroy you and stop us and stop you plans and stuff pew pew AGRRRWWWRRRR",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"Not about skill level. It's about imagination, creativity, and most importantly: fun. \n\nI would contest reading and even video games are the same way, too.\n\nIt's not about how many pages you turn, how many bosses you beat, or how fantastically you stick Lego blocks together; it's all about how much fun and enjoyment you are having in your life.\n\nSo don't be down that you're maybe not as good as others, because that's OK, just as long as you're having fun.\n\nGo have fun! Build some Legos. ",
"Meanwhile I use 0% of my imagination and just buy star wars sets to display like models.",
"I’m fine with that, but it hurts to see the wings so far forward.",
"Lego wouldn’t use a tank I their ads. ",
"Yeah it's one of those memes that you've probably seen hundreds of times and just not got it, it'll pop up a lot more now you know what it is 😂",
"Clockwise: war, t-rex, terrorism, war",
"Top right is totally a snake 🤓",
"SemperParabusaurus",
"WW3 will truly be a Dino Crisis. ",
"1-28 is Lego day!",
"WHAT MONSTER BUILDS THERE LEGO PLANES WITH THE WINGS UNDER THE CARRIAGE! It’s this stuff that messed with my ocd as a kid",
"I keep my fleshies segregated from the rest of the other minifigs, and I sold off all the old Star wars sets I had with the old colors.",
"Like I wouldn’t lose that after the first day. ",
"How nice. But what they really produce and sell today:\nhttp://www.2ttoys.nl/contents/media/l_lego-70612-ninjago-mech-dragon-draak-4.jpg",
"=O",
"So true: \nhttp://www.2ttoys.nl/contents/media/l_lego-70612-ninjago-mech-dragon-draak-4.jpg",
"Wow. This is actually some really powerful imagery for me. Whoever did that should be applauded or get an award or something. It's rare that I see an advertisement that I not only don't despise, but legitimately find inspiring. ",
"You realize people can hold opinions that oppose yours without being brainwashed, right?",
"**G E N I O U S**",
"Too bad 90% of their product line consists of licensed sets designed to build specific models. ",
"It might be 2 2x2 and 1 1x2 held together by the flat 1x4.",
"Mega blocks are shit. Not the shit. Just total shit. They are just the worst.",
"Since when did the US Air Force fly passenger planes? It's a joke, don't be a cunt.",
"Once upon a time I was certified as a Six Sigma blackbelt....... I think you need to read up on Six Sigma......",
"Does that plane look backwards to anyone else? ",
"Not everyone was a spoiled kid like you.",
"/u/pursel93 normies",
"I see blocks. ",
"I did a presentation on why this is my favorite advertisement! ",
"Someone finally recognizes the genius in my building skills",
"Air Force One? And I too was making a joke. It can be hard to tell over text.",
"I like your work bro.",
"On this issue, no. ",
"this isn't loss",
"Where’s the one that looks like a spiked ball that you’re about to step on",
"If it hurts to stand on them what will it feel like to.......",
"Oh no. How dare they offer a wide variety of products!",
"You know Lego wouldn’t put a tank in an official advert, right? ",
"ad",
"Seems like a very war-driven imagination, especially with the dinosaur and all.",
"Nah, that's not a real thing. Doesn't count",
"LEGO are strictly against military models, something [other brick-toy manufacturers ](https://www.slubanshop.com/products/army.html) \n have taken full advantage of.",
"Looks like the trex shadow just stepped on a fucking lego. ",
"I wish people saw my shadows when I try to build things..",
"No screenshots??",
"Oh my bad, I thought the boat was a battleship. ",
"No sexy, you take it off first! ;>",
"I'm surprised they're showing a tank since they don't actually make lego tanks.",
"This is an ad..",
"I definitely recall this image from my childhood, I think. ",
"10/10 would build a whole city with 10 bricks!",
"How does it work? What do you do?",
"It is known",
"https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Classic-Large-Creative-Brick/dp/B00NHQF6MG\n\n",
"But one is encouraged the other one is discouraged by parents :s",
"Is this loss?",
"The last one looks like last years GPN17 Logo...\nhttps://entropia.de/images/1/16/GPN17_Preview_Tasse.png",
"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them! ",
"From an entrepreneurial standpoint it's fucking crazy how far its come. I mean I've never really heard anything bad about Lego or its leadership other than the prices are crazy now. ",
"Glad I'm not the only one who had this immediate reaction. Ship? That's cool! Dinosaur? Cool! Tank... aw bummer it's fake.",
"Yep even the rails and carts are built by lego, however, they had to borrow some minecraft redstone to get the electricity to work.",
"My God! It's Hitler's dog!",
"Wheres the dickbutt",
"Well, it is a thing. Maybe a one-off, weird thing, but definitely a thing. And the USAF doesoperate militarized civilian aircraft, like the C-146 And KC-10.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma\n\nNo u.",
"except that nowadays it isn't this at all - they create 10 tank or airplane kits with specialized parts that only work with certain detailed areas of the overall structure, and they come with an instruction book. \n\nwhen my nephew \"plays with lego\" it means his dad sits there and puts a kit together and he \"helps\"",
"The new imagination line only 9$ each.",
"That's how I made my Lego planes, except we didn't have those thin planks so the wings were two full sized blocks end to end.",
"https://youtu.be/ucKiRD6U1LU",
"But how can Air Force One be real if our eyes aren't real?",
"All of this can be yours for just $17.99!",
"r/designporn anyone?",
"Triceracop* haven't you seen Kung Fury?",
"Maybe I’m too cynical, this was my first thought. For me as a child, each set I got would get the main model built once, half the time I would do the secondary model, but then I would just throw the instructions away and add them all to my LEGO pile and build whatever I wanted. I remember when the pirates sets came out and I got my first one, that’s when I remember being disappointed, so many of the pieces were theme or build specific. It didn’t stop me from putting 17thC. canons on my aircraft.",
"And yet, Lego has increasingly become focused on specialized parts that force you to build whatever is on the box. Raw bricks? forget it.",
"Lego has their own version now. It's actually pretty good. ",
"i cri evr tim ",
"The same reason a dollar is worth a dollar. Because we all believe it to be worth it.",
"Don't bring your logic into my imagination!",
"I had these printed from a Lego magazine years ago, maybe 2005 ish (?) So they are definitely real",
"Don't bring your logic into my imagination!",
"For a second I thought this was loss",
"Holy shit how did she react when you told her the full situation?",
"Is that a tank? I thought Legos whole thing was never making military legos.",
"Fun Fact: The plural term for LEGO is LEGO.",
"is this loss?",
"Check out the \"Fort Legorado\" set. ",
"There used to be an old machine that had a chicken challenging you to tic tac toe. The chicken didn't know how to play. But the machine would drop a piece of corn onto a button and it would seem like the chicken was selecting a spot. These children that are tapping away on their phones \\ tablets are not learning code. They are \" I tap button...it do something..heehee\" ",
"The plane is spot on though",
"It's deceptive...?",
"I'm just about to go to Lego land with my 4 yr old nephew. Haven't been since I was s youngin. He's probably going to loose his shit",
"Is this an official ad? ITs strange that they would use the shadow of a tank if it is, as Lego have always had a \"no weapons\" policy for their products, which is why you didn't see tanks and weapons appear until after their patent for the block system lapsed and other companies started making them.",
"):\n\n???",
"Yes it is",
"Is this loss?",
"So 3/4 depict war??? This is fucking trumps America. Way indoctrinate children at a young age fucking capitalist, corporate America. ",
"Lego forgot the penis one.",
"JessicaBecause you told me that, now I know more! ",
"You really think people don't know? And if they don't who cares. Some people like lego. You know people can like things right? Even corporations. Let em live.",
"Is this loss ",
"[S](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.267700561.9566/flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg)",
"DinoRiders!",
"Wait was there a sequel I missed",
"Ah fuck",
"I have four separators now. One of the old grey style, three of the new orange ones with the plus-shaped end sticking up. Haven't needed them for anything yet since I cut my teeth (literally possibly) on some plates through the 90's.\n\nStory time: when I was 8-9 I used a steak knife to separate two 2x3 plates. It worked, but the knife went into my hand. Still have a small scar to this day from it.",
"Where's the one where a foot is obliterated by stepping on those buggers?",
"No no no, dinosaurs fucked the cars, and now we're fucking the environment *with* the cars they fucked.",
"Whoa what a coincidence!",
"The Wild West ones I had as a kid def had guns...did they not count guns as weapons? (So the did that Indiana Jones knock off series, and I imagine many others)\n\nNot to mention swords. No shade, just curious how they defined weapons now lol.",
"Good bot!",
"Hey! I finally found the source of my schizophrenia.",
"Thats cheating!",
"Lego, the same company that charges 70$ for a replica of a movie scene with about five actual bricks and twenty minifigures and setpieces.",
"It being an organic ad that made its way to Reddit and being posted by Lego, are two very different things.\n\nI guarantee the true extent of Reddit and their corporate relationships, along with thread/vote manipulation, is something we will never know the true extent of.\n\nWould you like to see administrators editing user posts (wire fraud), would you like to know how much a default subreddit fetches at auction (/r/politics), or would you like to see moderators who claim they were forced out?\n\nI mean, the evidence is there if you bother looking for it.",
"Stop it, you're almost making me want ww3 to happen.",
"❤❤❤",
"I'm having a Krone comprehension problem. ",
"Do you guys feel like the jet is backwards?",
"*The* imagination",
"And how much money my parents had.",
"This guy legos ",
"It's the PR people responding to the [recent news](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42832978) about lego poisoning children. \n\nSo transparent.",
"If the US wants the entire country to join the army making a dinosaur division would probably get nearly everyone.",
"Woah... No... Strawberry or nothin",
"Tank....you",
"q_q that's abuse ",
"These are absolutely real and part of a larger marketing campaign by Lego. ",
"Don't take it personnel, kid.",
"Not only that, but they make it perfectly. Seriously they hold +- .0001 on the exterior edge of Legos where the mold comes together for a million plus cycles. And after that they ditch em and make new ones. Not just hardened steel inserts, but full on 84 cavity hot runner system self contained molds. ",
"I mean I found it to be decently reasonable. I’m sure I could have gotten more money on Craigslist but this was an immediate sale which I found to be a huge plus. Also if you check it out they clean the legos and resell them like new way lower than brand new legos so the next generation gets cheaper Lego options. I kinda liked that idea ",
"this is a weird political compass",
"A bley satellite dish?",
"Are you saying that dinosaurs are such selfish lovers that they wouldn’t eat the cars if the cars asked?\n",
"Shoehorn for condoms!",
">a better return on their investment than gold.\n\nGold pretty much just matches inflation.",
"What political compass is this?",
"Or 1/10,000*x of a BitCoin where \"x\" is what part of the lunar cycle we are in.",
"[Danger 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQwAilMWtE)",
"It's a brand damage limitation excercise responding to [todays news](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42832978) about lego poisoning children. ",
"My little sister: I didn't know leggos could do that. ",
"This guy/gal Legos",
"at first sight I thought this was loss",
"Oooh, I thought it was a Kung Fury reference",
"Fuck this, and also, it's so horribly pixelated, this ad is a steaming pile.",
"What makes you think the airplane depicts war? ",
"I would read this novel/watch this show",
"Wtf are you on about? One is a cargo /fishing ship, one is a civilian airliner, one is a dinosaur and one is a tank. That's 1/4, not 3/4. And pretty much everyone plays war at some point. I grew up when the norm was to carve guns out of sticks and shoot everyone. So did my parents and grandparents. None of these generations have had a massive urge to murder people or glorify war.\n\nHow about being a little less paranoid? ",
"For real question: why does the USA still have an army and marines? Or airforce and marine air wing? Or navy aviation and marine aviation?\n\nCould they not be consolidated to simplify deployment and accountability? ",
"Sir I’d like to take a moment and talk to you about the amazing hallucinogenic powers of LSD.",
"Ian there a subreddit for selling legos? I have literally 70 gallons, 40 Harry Potter minifigs, and the original millennium falcon (in pieces scattered throughout 70 gallons), and I’m totally clueless of how to sort or price them. Do I sort by color? Or is that too much time without much payoff?",
"What she sees VS what I see.",
"Is maneuver spelled as above in places? Because that looks fucking right too.\n\nUpdate: I googled it, what the actual fuck? Why is it spelled two different but equally ~~fucked up~~ French ways?",
"Ahh, brings back all the nostalgic memories.",
"Literally the greatest thing they’ve come up with. ",
"Isn't the point of Lego to like, you know, ACTUALLY build the things you imagine?",
"They're already consolidated. It's called the Department of Defense.",
"But now they have make a new line of legos together for even morw",
"No, a passenger jet, like a 747 which seems to be depicted by the shadow, will have the wings at the bottom of the aircraft.",
"This is how we plan to cross the DMZ: Stegosaurus minesweepers.",
"I wish I could find those in the Lego store.",
"And the amount of legos I can afford",
"So I read the first 15 times you posted. You danes really like your LEGO.",
"One's probably American and the other is probably English. I dont know how to spell it so I let autocorrect handle it for me.",
"I think it's a leopard, so why not both?",
"Except that they make so many minutely detailed pieces nowadays that this ad isn't really an accurate representation of the way they intend their product to be used.",
"You do. I have a ton of unopened sets in the basement ready for my son to be old enough. The value of the sets now is not enough to eclipse the amount of fun I will have building a starwars universe with my son, passing on the love of Lego.",
"Az",
"No shame with all that game",
"We grew up very poor and lego was not really much of an option. I did manage to get my hands on a small bag of them and this is the kind of thing I would build so that I could really stretch my lego \"budget\" out for any particular play session.\n\nI'm pretty sure it was less than 50 pieces, and I'm also pretty sure I stole them.",
"my self worth is the height equivalent of 2 flat lego bricks. They will be used to crush my hopes and dreams so I can snort them up like fairy dust. Then later Tonight I will shit blood and tears. ",
"I can find Lego suing other companies a total of four times since 2002.\n\nThat's not even a lot for a company the size of Lego.\n\nAlso here is a list of companies selling bricks they are compatible with Lego.\n\n- BanBao\n- Best-Lock\n- Cobi\n- K'Nex\n- Kre-O\n- Mega Bloks\n- Oxford\n- Tyco Super Blocks\n- Guangdong Loongon, owner of the brands Lepin, Xingbao and Cogo.\n\nHardly seems like a monopoly. On this list they sued Mega Bloks in 2005 (canada) on trademark and lost. They were then sued by Mega Bloks in 2008 (EU) and Lego lost that one too. Lego also sued Guangdong Loongon in 2016, [here is an example on why they are suing them.](http://76.my/Malaysia/lepin-05001-star-wars-7-force-awakens-rey-s-speeder-lego-compatible-innomart-1602-06-InnoMart@1.jpg)\n\nBest-Lock sued Lego in Germany in 2004 and 2009 and won the cases against Lego.\n\nBasically Lego was awarded trademark in several countries on their block design years ago and are actively trying to defend that. What an horrible company they must be defending their trademark. You must hate a lot of companies, since that's basically the norm for just about any company.\n\n\n",
"It's an ad against their sets, better buy Lego on eBay in kilograms. No manuals, just tons of bricks. \nI wish I knew that before our kids were the right age. They're more like collectors than playing with their toys.",
"That's a commercial airliner shadow. Wings are essentially on the underside-ish of the aircraft. ",
"hello again",
"Great marketing campaign by Lego on reddit. ",
"Are they genuine ads from Lego?\n\nI doubt it, because they stay away from military related stuff(yes there are weapons, but no tanks and so on)",
"I don't understand this political compass",
"This is not an official advert???",
"*except IT services",
"...it's like they know no one can afford their sets!",
"What in sam hell is a puma?\n\nI thought i told you to stop making up animals",
"Shame the popular stuff seems to be no indication special kits with so many custom pieces they may as well be models",
"I SAID WE CUT OFF YOUR CONNECTOR PIECE!",
"Think it's satire",
"> that they decided to click on and then comment on.\n\n....for free. ",
"man i think that a good percentage of comments are i.a. there is no physical user at all. ",
"I think a tank is a bit wrong, don’t you?",
"I'd rather pay a bit less and return a piece now and then. \n\nPeople bang on about the quality of LEGO like everything else they buy always has defects.",
"Top right looks more like a yellow book worm to me. \n\nSorry LEGO. ",
"All i can think of is how impossible it will be to salvage that tanks pieces",
"I don't know why but it always makes me kind of sad to hear people giving away their old collections. I don't know if I was just precocious or what but I treasures those sets when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s. I never lost a piece and I even have all the original boxes. I played with everything, of course, and distinctly remember boxing them up carefully when I started college. They've traveled with me from Michigan to Canada. Someday when my son is old enough to care for them, we'll pull them out again. For now, we get him Duplo.\n\nI dunno. I had such a good time with them I can't imagine giving them up.",
"I remember these from a couple years back, I tried to make a poster with the plane one but it ended up not turning out so great",
"Centralized decision-making doesn't scale very well. I'm not sure consolidating already-massive organizations would do more good than harm. \n\nWapo's answer also works, with much less speculation on my part. Listen to that guy.",
"You meant u/mr_boobybuyer?",
"And most people’s budgets too.. by the time you acquire enough sets that you can randomly build anything you desire.. you’re an adult.",
"TBH, Legos were always relatively expensive",
"But I imagine the aeroplane facing the other way... No kid would see it in this direction surely ",
"That’s how a 3/4 year old sees it",
"did anybody else take a camera and make cruddy stop motion?",
"They sell the basic block sets and Lego stores have big bins of loose blocks in different colours but I guarantee you the themed sets are more popular. They're suppose to give Lego an in; once the kid has a set, they discover free building and want more pieces.",
"NOPE. IM OUTTA HERE, BYE LEGOPHILIACS",
"That is a nazi tank. Lego, secret anti-semites. ",
"For very obvious reasons ",
"STOP WITH THE STUPID PIKACHU\n\n",
"But this is a Lego jet, so the wings go on the top. Simple logic ",
"Mein gott!",
"Or the crocodile politicians",
"Yep, few things will make you appreciate LEGO more than trying to build a competitor's set. Lots of times people need to really force the bricks together or they don't stick at all. And once it's built, you'll never get it in pieces again because you'd break half of the bricks.\n\nI have LEGO from as far back as 1982. It still works and it still fits with my newest bricks. LEGO makes a quality item.",
"i thought this was an ad for Lego Jurassic Park since they all tie into the series lol",
"More kids should play with Lego instead of Minecraft. I get it the same concept but there is that tactile feeling and actually holding seeing it with lego that can't be replaced. ",
"TBH, I was growing out in the 90s when a lot of those specialized pieces came out. Didn't stop us from reusing them in our own models.\n\nI never understood kids that put models together and then put them on the shelf. Wtf dude, you have this bunch of building blocks to be displayed on your shelf",
"But, how much in Kebap?",
"Him guy this is",
"I wish I could make my lego levitate",
"Lego used a tank in their advertisement? I always thought they were rather strict in their no-weapons-policy...",
"<3",
"Pc vs console graphics comparison ",
"It wouldn’t be that you’d have to return the occasional piece. They just wouldn’t fit together as nicely. If you want to see what I mean there are cheap knockoffs and they suck. ",
"I work at a daycare. I can confirm this is an accurate ad.",
"It’s okay so did I",
"I always sort of feel this way. Like someone snuck an ad onto *your* frontpage?? Is the integrity of Reddit in question???",
"Here's another one:http://naotw-pd.s3.amazonaws.com/images/lego_thesimpsons.jpg \nthe theory behind this kind of display is called semiotics. It uses the brains ability to recognise patterns and associate them with memories or experiences ",
"I'm with you and my sister feels the same so I buy my niece and nephew used blocks / sets. I feel that the brand is strong and always around but in my head, I'm supporting a good quality quiet time toy but not directly adding to their legal coffers to go after the little guy / innovators by buying new. \n\nNow my BIL is a lego freak that buys new sets and won't share with his kids but if he needs a odd piece he'll go through the kids sets. ",
"And it's *pretty*. It **looks** like Lego, which makes it both instantly recognizable and customizable to a degree *Minecraft* just doesn't. I'll bet if more people knew about this midway point between *Minecraft* and the franchised Lego games, plenty would be quite surprised.",
"A lot of people wait for sales...they won't buy a set unless the cost per brick is well under 10 cents. \n\nFun fact: As an investment, the value of unopened perfect condition sets increase 12% each year.",
"Lego ads advertising their next strategy of overpricing models. Airplane! *Only $5!*",
"Ah reddit... you never disappoint",
"Yeah. Like, I have no doubt that there are some companies with marketing departments that *would* upvote their company's stuff to try and boost it to the front page and get visibility; but on the other hand, I don't think Lego really needs that kind of help; it's a super popular toy from the average redditor's childhood, still going strong, and will almost certainly make the front page on its own steam. No need to pay marketing for that.",
"I too often mistake this subreddit for r/mildlyinteresting",
"Hmm, what do you mean, they've had plenty of weapons through their entire history. From swords and bows to flint guns and cannons to laser weapons and missiles. ",
"The scale set by the minifigures restricts creativity. ",
"That short one on the tank is gonna be a bitch to peel off.",
"Guy him is this",
"Might be. I just see serious comments like these too often. Poe's law. ",
"You're mixing up dragons and dinosaurs",
"Everybody knows T-Rex head is 2x2 on top of a 2x4.",
"Is this a Loss meme?",
"Ironic that they only sell sets to build specific things, now. They stopped selling the large buckets of random Legos a long time ago. ",
"I have yeah",
"I love this",
"/r/dragonsfuckingcars",
"Seems like the movers owe you. Packaged legos aren't loose pieces. ",
"Is this the next bitcoin?",
"Because since the 80s, they have really been the only \"major\" building system. Others have gone by the way side, other building materials have become much less popular (like erector sets and lincoln logs). Their only real competitor is Mega Blocks, so Lego raised the prices to be \"premium\".",
"Dammit. I'll cut a corner off my Reddit card.",
"This is cool and all but not front page with 65k upvotes cool. What's going on with reddit?!",
"Don't forget the red crowbar. I am into the winter village sets and these sets come loaded with both items.\n\nYears ago I once got a grey separator, but they seem to be orange now. ",
"I studied these in multiple advertising classes",
"That's not a tank, that's a vehicle mounted telescope",
"Seriously? That sucks. ",
"Nice try, lego shill. Please take your sappy advertisements elsewhere. ",
"Why is there a tank tho? I thought LEGO doesn't no military stuff.",
"Wow that's 117 Swedish SEK ( Svensk Krona )",
"Its a Sherman. ",
"Object / shadow is a neat advertising concept, Lego has done it before: \n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=shadow+advertising&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiur9XxyfjYAhUJ0GMKHQ0pBtoQ_AUIESgB&biw=414&bih=622&dpr=3",
"[they still sell them](https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Bricks-10662-Creative-Bucket/dp/B00AWBLS80/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1517071261&sr=8-1&keywords=buckets+of+legos)",
"They are real: https://trendland.com/lego-ad-campaign/",
"is this loss",
"Maybe I don’t reddit properly, but what is with this obsession with karma?",
"One fair point people are making is, this isn't legit because of the tank. \n\nHonestly, that doesn't matter. Lego could put out this ad if they wanted and still be anti war. Their name isn't directly attached to this ad. ",
"Love the winter village sets. I can’t believe they weren’t already making these. ",
"To me, this is what Lego is all about. Not the expensive kits that are assembled like Ikea furniture, but starting with a bin of bricks and seeing where your imagination takes you.",
"It is a pretty cool ad. Either way I’m glad I’ve seen it. ",
"Yes, but Lego isn't attached to this in a business sense. There's no way to know they paid for this unless you doxxed OP. \n\n",
"You're right, there is always the possibility that it's just someone karma whoring. Or just someone who made something moderately cool.",
"Blah blah blah hail corporate and all that, you have to admit that this is an incredible ad.",
"Do they also work places like Firenze? ",
"Have you never bought lego themed sets? After you were noted of the original set... you would modify it, I take it apart to build something new. This requires imagination too bud... Especially when you have badass minifigures to play with",
"Thank you. I came here for this. This bothered me more than it should.",
"I did that with ninja turtle action figures. Your comment and name triggered that memory!",
"Ironic coming from a company that makes the majority of it's revenue selling sets depicting scenes from other people's movies and imagination...",
"As opposed to the unimaginative sets they sell now where everything is one piece and can be used for one thing? It started with one piece horses and castle wall pieces and went downhill from there. Now get off my lawn!",
"The plane's wing should be moved back about one notch for better stability.",
"When you don't have enough money",
"That Panzer IV H tho",
"Excuse me sir, but that tank resembles a panzerkampfwagen iv ausf f2\n\n/s",
"The fun fact about this ad campaign is that it is in no way affiliated with LEGO - LEGO has always kept a strong distance to any kind of modern military creations. LEGO builders have even been asked to put away war ships at exhibitions!",
"But this is antithetical to what they've been doing for decades now, by issuing differentiated pieces.",
"Legos are glorified 3d puzzles now, with custom curves pieces and other bs. Most people build the set according to the instructions and never mix pieces or even take them apart.",
"Their policy is not to sell sets that might resemble real-life warzones a child might recognize.",
"I thought Lego did not approve of military theme like tanks",
"All the bricks in this picture come to a total of $44.95.",
"The is nothing 'incredible' about advertising.",
"Panzer IV of the German Army during WW2, gun barrel gives it away.\n[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_IV)",
"Shame they don't seem to make any of those blocks any more. Just weird and specific shapes that don't work in anything but the kit they came from :(",
"I like me some good parallelograms in the morning",
"I don't get Lego. They harp on about how they are encouraging imagination and all that, but the majority of their revenue comes from selling branded kits like star wars and stuff like that where you just follow instructions.",
"why would you include a tank in there!?",
"I bought that set for my kid. That exact one. It's mostly small parts. A verity of colors, yes. But not that random. I just remember getting the thousand piece buckets for Christmas. No instructions, and it had already one of every kind of Lego they made. ",
"Bye bye fingernail.",
"But what about the droid attack on the wookies?",
"You're really so upset by the fact that companies try to show you things you might be interested in that you're unable to discern between good advertisements and bad ones?\n\n\"All advertising is evil! They're trying to TRICK me into buying stuff I don't actually want!\"",
"Pretty cool",
"Blockland only costs 20!",
"Is this loss",
"I have found enlightenment, thanks",
"Look up the game Dino D-Day, it will not disappoint.",
"Everyone knows the flat piece goes on top to make an airplane.. ",
"This was made by Brunner, a Pittsburgh ad agency, a few years ago.\n\nSource: worked for Brunner.\n\nEdit: these were made by Brunner. Four seperate images originally.",
"We used to have that skill level with our video games too. It was called the Atari 2600. ",
"The ad seems kind of ironic. I think if there was a lego t-rex now, it would be a single piece.",
"They are not. They are expensive. But for what they are they are priced reasonably.",
"They still make those bricks and they are still part of sets these days. Hell you can even just order a handful whenever you want from their [site](https://www.lego.com/en-us).\n\nor\n\nYou can order a box of what is called the [Classic](https://shop.lego.com/en-CA/LEGO-Creative-Supplement-10693) 303 bricks at CAD$24.99.\n\nLoving Le",
"Something that came before: Lincoln logs, erector sets, Tinker Toys, clay, drawing on walls, comic books.",
"Needsmorejpeg",
"Is me this guy",
"I've played Dino D-Day, I know it happened!",
"It is indeed an official ad.",
"Is this loss? ",
"> other than the prices are crazy now\n\nThey are no more crazier now than before.",
"2006 was the earliest they started with something. The holiday train. They made a rerelease in 2016. The first one is quite expensive. ",
"I stomp down this empty street. On the boulevard of dino dreams. ",
"> Is the integrity of Reddit in question???\n\nNaw, that ship sailed a long way back.",
"Interesting to see a tank there, i thought Lego were 'anti-war'. Hence no military Lego sets.",
"It's like a vampire getting power from blood, except this way you don't need real human contact",
"Wait, so your wife said that they could take the legos but the movers ended up taking whatever the hell they wanted?",
"Just grow some nails :3",
"They’re working on a sequel! \n\nhttps://twitter.com/laserunicorns/status/864480271751622657\n",
"Is this loss",
"That's why workers going to customers' homes aren't supposed to take anything of value from the customers. Sometimes there will be misunderstandings or they will hold it over you later due to a different issue. At least that's what they drill into the workers at the company I work for.",
"Military wives might think they're a part of the military.\n\nI've taken to calling them tricareatops. ",
"You know people buy accounts, right?",
"shieet might have mixed up the symbols there yeah. Still not 90 NOK",
"Don't worry I did too as well",
"I think it was but now it isn’t. Ya know?",
"Probably not real. For the exact reason you state. LEGO would never use modern weaponry in their sets or advertisement, afaik.",
"T-Rex got told to \"drop and give me twenty\" by the drill sergeant, well, he dropped.",
"I thought lego's didnt do tanks and obvious weapons of war. Imaginative star ships with wepons and things are as close as it got?",
"Help me.",
"TAAAANK YOU",
"In other words they sell you 2 blocks and tell you it's airplane",
"It being a tank makes me suspicion if these Ad's a real I have never seen any \"real\" Military toy's from them only fantasy.",
"you realize most lego pieces from every set are cross compatible right? ",
"Anyone ever have a leggo airplane war as a kid? Back in 1st or 2nd grade, I was going to school just outside DC and there was the infamous DC sniper at large. So we had indoor recess for a couple months. \n\n“Hey my ship shot yours” \n\n“NUHUH I HAVE A SHIELD THAT IS BULLET PROOF *BEE BEW BEW*” \n\n“OHHH YEAH???? Well my shots are lasers so you’re dead.”\n\n“Well my shield blocks lasers too”\n\n“YOU CANT JUST DO THAT I I SHOT YOU” \n\n“Well I can’t just destroy my plane, I’ve been working on it all month”\n\n“BEW BEW BEW YOURE DEAD” ",
"\"The name's Rex, but you can call me captain or sir.\"",
"Exactly what I was going to say!",
"\"Oh no, I hacked too much time\"",
"\"The name's Rex, but you can call me captain or sir.\"",
"certain things have come to light, man.",
"> Dino corps\n\nMounted cavalry.\n\nFTFY",
"thatsthejoke.jpg",
"Are you refering to the. W. Goldberg movie? ",
"Lego is the new currency standard",
"For the uninitiated, normal prices for Lego can be figured by multiplying the number of pieces by $.10. If it’s any more than that (give or take a buck or two), you should pass. The set in this link should be no more than $60-63. ",
"That's how it started (well, with a local brand called Tente). Ah, the memories!",
"THIS is what I think of, relate to, when I think of Legos.....pure imagination. Once Legos began having pieces and parts that bore much more resemblance to styrene model kits than Legos, I lost interest. Even though Legos makes more money now than ever, I honestly feel that they were much more fun when they were just blocks. Different sizes, shapes and colors....but just blocks.\n\nImagination rocks!",
"\"I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler.\"\n\n\"Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time.\"\n\n\"Do you know him, sir?\"\n\n\"I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, He will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place.\"\n\n\"So what are you gonna do?\"\n\n\"My job. I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler once and for all.\"\n\n\"So, uh, how are you gonna do that?\"\n\n\"I'm not sure. I need some sort of time machine.\"\n\n\"Wait a minute. Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.\"\n\n\"What the hell does that mean?\"\n\n\"It means that with the right computer algorithms, I can hack you back in time. Just like a time machine.\"\n\n\"Well then. It's hacking time.\"\n\n*montage*",
"They missed the most popular one, the gun. Two pieces, gun fight.",
"they still do. you can buy big tubs at lego stores and toy stores with ideas for how to build, but they're all blocks and parts, so you're free to do whatever. There are also smaller boxes of singular colors, too. anyone with some imagination can do anything with lego, even using parts from licensed sets. seriously, look up some Lego MOCs, and you'll find great stuff.",
"Is this loss?",
"This is what kids have to do when their parents can't afford the real kits.",
"So much nostalgia. ",
"The tank is stretching it now.",
"Strange reason to consider a divorce if they didn't listen to what she said.",
"Training to become an elite dinosaur would've definitely influenced some decisions in my life.",
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"So 90% of active redditors",
"What I’m looking for is an imagination ad celebrating LEGOs.",
"me and my brother when we were younger would make dogs out lego and have mass army's each of different color. Yellow had the largest army but was also the weakest soldiers. those were the days",
"I think the Jedi are evil.",
"I would never be able to have thought of that dinosaur ",
"Who needs IT? My cousin knows how to set up a network.",
"You have a point :-) Let me re-phrase that to \"contemporary military\"",
"!redditlego",
"Yeah, the trick becomes kind of moot.",
"Best political compass ever",
"[my favorite lego ad](https://naotw-pd.s3.amazonaws.com/styles/aotw_detail_ir/s3/images/lego_thesimpsons.jpg)",
"And their quality was shit. I proved to my parents when I was a kid by snapping a brick in half with my bare hands. Not in like an aggressive way or anything, I just liked stuff I built to be strong so I'd run tests by getting on top of the couch and dropping it. Mega Blocks pieces would break off (often with bricks splitting apart). Legos did just fine and worked for years later. I really need to get me one of those buckets of randoms pieces if they still sell them.",
"Pander iv F2. Seems Lego likes Nazi tanks.",
"Wild draw four",
"My dad is a black belt. I'll be honest, I kind of just tune him out most of the time. I just remember reading that the way Lego makes its molds means only 1 in every million Legos Gomes out defective. I know it's usually more to do with operations or logistics but Lego kinda just makes plastic so I guess this works in their case. Again, I'm kind of talking out of my ass here. Any input would be awesome. ",
"\"I wear cologne\"",
"Subscribed",
"There’s also Minecraft Lego sets which just completely boggles my mind. ",
"This shit gets reposted all the time, go cry about it on /r/HailCorporate ",
"No joke, this gave me goosebumps. I almost teared up.",
"Oh man this is an awesome picture. Legos changed me as a child and inspired me to want to build and create things in my life. The single best toy a kid could have. It isn’t like these others toys that you put batteries in; they help a child’s brain form and learn critical thinking at a very young age that can contribute to better thinking skills as an adult. ",
"Begone unholy bottom-studded creations.",
"Extremly high quality, good designs and guaranteed compatibility with every piece ever produced. They also guarantee a certain (very high) number of times the blocks can be stuck together.\n\nAside from that, don't compare their original sets with their licensing stuff. Star Wars is a lot more expensive because of the money they have to pay Disney.\n\nIf you want some great, cheaper sets for kids, buy City, Classic and Creator. Stuff like Technic and Ninjago isn't bad either.",
"You compare children learning to interact with a dull mechanic machine? Neat you failed the touringtest by suggesting kids nowadays would also fail it. Your programer must be proud.",
"I love LEGO’s. But all the sets are just movie tie ins. When I was a kid, every new LEGO theme was original and inspired. Now if I want one of the sets from back then, it’ll cost 200 dollars minimum. Usually closer to 600+.",
"I’m pretty sure it’s a screenshot/isn’t real..... which breaks r/pics rules",
"I remember making something like the bottom right configuration when I was about 6. I was playing with my brother and his friends and one of them told me I needed another piece to put on the bottom in order for it to fly. They wouldn't give me that piece though...",
"It absolutely is not, it was made a different company.",
"No",
"No",
"They just repeated the title and didn't seem to get that the first comment was a joke. Is wholesome supposed to mean stupid and unoriginal?",
"I don't see anything\n",
"Strangely I was a huge Lego kid but I don't remember ever seeing an ad..\n",
"OOOORaaawrr!",
"No different than stupid constellations containing two stars and yet it makes a god or some tool shooting an arrow.",
"I had a biplane kit with guns and characters with tommy guns so yeah. Also murdering thieving pirates with muskets is yes yes but war stuff is a no no. They are having the cake and eating it.",
"They charge for what they are. What toy do you have that lasts nearly forever and is infinitely reusable. As a kid we couldn't afford many toys so in never had many action figures and play sets. What I did have is four ninja turtles action figures with a turtle van that shot pizzas (space Lego men with taped on bandanas. Took me ages to engineer the flip open doors in a way that would be sturdy enough not to fall off when I opened them). When batman came out in the 90s I also had a kick-ass batmobile with that grappling hook he used to make a sharp turn in the movie. I couldn't afford the action figures but I was able to play in all my beloved franchises universes because of Legos. Anyone that thinks they're over priced doesn't understand Legos.",
"That’s Mr. Officer Triceratops to you sir",
"Imagination or just lack of any artistic talent? Yeah, this is why I'm not going into teaching.",
"Maybe you mean Triceracop",
"...Why a tank? They could have go with a car, a cow, a dog, a house, but no. They had to go with a freaking tank.",
"skip you, back to me, skip you, back to me, skip you, back to me, reverse, draw eight, I'm out!\n\n*drops mic*",
"Reminds me Atari 2600 games. ",
"I mean yeah. I've even flown in one within the past 5 years. They're not that rare for short range turboprops.\n\nThat said, I get what you mean.",
"He is the one",
"With lots of karma you can sell your account for decent sums of money.",
"Right, but where's my rectangular pyramid? ",
"Go home buddy",
"Well not made by Lego but they contracted an ad agency to make them. I worked for the agency that made these.",
"Good bot",
"I can't believe you've done this",
"Come on this IS LITERALLY AN ADVERTISEMENT!",
"\"Everything is awesome!\"",
"Also, /r/lossedits",
"This is odd. I thought LEGO didn’t support war/guns. ",
"Is this loss?",
"I can't speak to policies but these were made by an ad agency for Lego in 2006. I worked for the agency that made them.",
"You know that is from an actual movie, right? Kung Fury, its on youtube/netflix",
"When they got dinosaurs obviously. ",
"I once had a job interview with Ogilvy (ad agency). I named this set of print ads when they asked me what my favourite ad was.",
"We all know that the wings should be on top... smh",
"that's Captain Triceratops to you, Officer Diplodocus.",
"THREE HORNS don't work with LONG NECKS!",
"Officer Triceracop*",
"LUFF U",
"Well not that proud…",
"I remember being a dad to a child with very mild autism/Asperger's.\n\nHe would bring me these lego things that were ridiculous, he clearly had a better imagination than mine, but none of his creations even looked like what he was describing. Then I showed him Minecraft and he started thinking differently and the Lego creations he brought to me began to get really complex.",
"I have a fun fact for all you fuckers. Lego has always made their people yellow, other than characters from movies, so you can assign your own race and personality to them. Obviously if you're making a starwars set you're not going to make obi wan middle eastern though so it doesn't apply there lol ",
"\"Where am I?\"\n\n\"The Viking age.\"\n\n\"That explains the laser raptors.\"",
"Army protec, Marine attac \n\nI'm a poolee ",
"is this loss",
"So many questions left unanswered.",
"Saves a lot money also, just buy a kid two Lego bricks and tell them to imagine a plane. ",
"Each Lego model costs as much as it represents.",
"Loss cannot die.",
"so... what is the one in the bottom left??",
"Corporate propaganda ",
"Is this loss",
"Ah hello LEGO marketing team 👋🏻 ",
"So that means you can put some pieces of lego in there and magically there's a detailed shadow of something? Wonderful",
"Brilliant. Simple and effective.",
"OH NO FIRE IN THE RIGHT",
"I'm Six Sigma Green Belt, why would you say that?",
"\"your imagination is WRONG!\"",
"Well then",
"Tank.",
"“I AM ZEE GREATEST! RIGHT GUYZ?!”",
"Except when I work with Reynaldo. ",
"\"My dog has no nose.\"\n\n\"how does he smell?\"\n",
"Yeah, listen : *BRTBRT-BRTCRK-BRRRT-BRRRRT* \n\nDefinitely a Panzer IV.",
"“With the right computer algorithms I can hack you back in time”\n“Well then it’s hacking time”",
"It’s a reference to this short film type thing, “Kung Fury”, it’s a hilarious parody of like 80s action movie tropes, I think it’s on Netflix if you wanna watch it ",
"“Tank you”",
"The comments are really weird too",
"These are awesome.",
"This was the best I could do with lego, other than pixel art.",
"I need to watch Kung Fury again.",
"Yes, yes you do.",
"daaaaaaaaamn",
"That's about the extend of my lego ability. Had a friend that built castles and starships and all that from his giant tote of random legos and I would be like \"look I made a pile of legos.\"",
"A straight up advertisement, representing r/pics & showing up on the front page.\n\nThis sub is officially a laugh.\n\n",
"NOT SO FAST HITLERIANO",
"Not a LEGO add, it keeps getting reposted every once in a while.\nAnyone knowing the company and their values and ethics would know this.",
"Tisk tisk. Lego pushing the military industrial complex on children again.",
"wow, they could do the rorschach test with legos instead, the blue legos are a battleship for me as well...",
"Not a LEGO add, sorry",
"Admiral Claw",
"That's obviously an ad for cats.",
"Each kit $79.99",
"These are fan made and very very far from anything LEGO would endorse.\nThese “adds” keeps being reposted.",
"I think they are making a sequel though. Don't quote me on that",
"It's all well and good but then you see the 3rd one...",
"Again not a LEGO add, this is a Greenpeace add.",
"Immediately thought of my son when i saw this! Thanks muh dude!",
"Not crappy design ",
"And it's wing is too far forward IMHO",
"“It’s almost like I’m wearing nothing at all”",
"##BEWT POTASSIUM",
"This is really cool. ",
"It saddens me to think of everytime a child thought what the were making is dumb or made no sense and the chikd stopped imaging. ",
"Is this loss?",
"Sort complete sets out, sell other valuable minifigs separately, sell the rest bulk. Unless you feel like opening a Bricklink store.",
"I never understood why parents give away Lego like that. \"Oh they're just kids toys\". You're the one who bought it! You KNOW how valuable they are! ",
"The creative sets still exist. You can still build whatever you want with the pieces of the fancy sets. And inflation-adjusted price per part is not higher than it was in the 90s, sets are just more awesome. ",
"second time i've seen /r/pittsburgh on the front page in the last 24 hours, we're taking over. ",
"[Fixed](https://i.imgur.com/aFXbPv3.jpg)",
"I love Reddit.",
"[I present my frustrations with reddit's advertising problem in the internet artwork format](https://i.imgur.com/aFXbPv3.jpg)",
"Is this loss?",
"In comparison to when it was the early 90s? ",
"What will this set be valued at? $10.99 perhaps?",
"Black dynamite would beg to differ you jive mother fucka",
"Play Horizon zero dawn for the rest of the explanation",
"Why not have a look at the voting stats on this post. This is an ad, and you are a shill.\n\nAlso, if you wish to make claims like you did, you should show some evidence (e.g. a study), because you have no 'truth', just the ramblings of a corporate shill. Lego will NOT help any children get into engineering and design careers, but learning how to use a tablet and CAD programs certainly will! I went to one of the best architecture school in the UK, there were no questions about lego in the interviews, but plenty about CAD. Whatever I am, I am at least not ignorant. Good day sir.",
"Ever seen a grown man naked?",
"Back in the 90s I was a radio operator with USMC artillery - Romeo 5/11 \"The Shitting Brontos\" Man, those assholes were loud. ",
"They also still sell the big tub of assorted legos.",
"Try Sara Tops, she may have the answer. ",
"Or around 1587 doge",
"yeah but it's at the point where kids don't want those any more... that's the most unfortunate thing.",
"Bugs me that the plane looks reversed, or they could have put the cross sectional piece closer towards the center",
"TriceraCOPS. ",
"> With all due respect but this statement is borne out of ignorance.\n\nOr he's reading it from a \"front page post about Lego\" bingo card.",
"what? the last time you were on a plane, and looked out a window, did you see the top or the bottom of the wings?",
"General Tyrannosaur!",
"That makes sense. Thanks!",
"I didn't know and happy to hear that it mede it to be on netflix!",
"So thankful Lego’s were a huge part of my childhood ",
"Is this comment not purposefully ironic or did everyone replying miss it?",
"In my day we had real animals and vehicles and we had to imagine they were toys.",
"Hotel?",
"They made more of those in the 90s than they do today. Not to mention you can still use specialized-looking pieces for other things anyway.",
"All of them killing machines",
"They do.",
"Danke, und wtf ist das?!",
"Is this loss",
"And I think people underestimate companies. Pepsi or Home Depot or Lego are billion dollar companies - you are naive if you think they’re not on every channel trying to get impressions ",
"What year is It?\n\nThe Viking Age\n\nFuck! That explains the Laser Raptors.",
"Are you assuming that everyone using Reddit knows the same information, you or I do?\n\nI like lego, I'm aware. I'd like Lego to live, I'm not suggesting any pitchforks, nor did I.\n\nYou don't need to be so defensive about Reddit selling out, it's okay to be upset.",
"And it's been compressed about 1 million too many times",
"Ohhh you're saying they don't make sets of just generic non copy written scenes anymore? Yeah i feel ya on that for sure :(",
"\"Selling out\"\n\nOkay it was nice talking to you man lmao.",
"triSARAHtopless",
"Legos are 😎 ",
"It's the best half hour long movie you wish was 12 hours long!",
"The store near my house has them, but I think maybe some smaller ones don't... That range is pretty big now though. And they give you small ideas that are pretty awesome for kids.",
"We're just straight up posting ads now? r/hailcorporate would like a word with you op ",
"Lol, I still think that with adults I see. As an adult I’ve recently been purchasing Technic sets (the I could never afford as a kid). Even now I build it, enjoy it, then tear it apart and now I organize by piece type instead of dump into a big bin. I kind of want that millennium falcon, but really I would just build it and display it, so IDK.",
"omg these are too accurate",
"Reporting for duty",
"me too! I also uploaded them to youtube and got surprisingly many views. they were really bad though and the dislike ration was around 50% but still :D",
"I don't understand what you just said yet somehow it still sounds impressive. ",
"You mean unrealistic expectations. ",
"You too",
"Next level copypasta\n",
"That explains why planes like the Spitfire always had wings on the bottom, but why does it seem like it’s completely reversed in modern days? Passenger jets have their wings on the bottom, while fighter jets always have their wings on the top",
"The part selection is so varied now, these brick pieces are quite rare",
"Adults should always use all opportunities to stimulate the imagination of children. \nThis is in our own interest: kids who use their fantasy turn into creative adults - and they add much more to the economy (our pensions!) than disinterested, uncreative adults...",
"So now believing in climate change is a Greenpeace ad? Fuck this country. ",
"Then why is every Marine trained to use long arms?",
"Exactly. This person has never had kids or bought a \"single purpose\" kit. The life cycle is thus:\n\n* Kid builds kit\n* Kid plays with toy made from kit\n* Bits fall off toy\n* Kid tries to fix toy by putting it back together\n* Eventual deterioration so bad parent tries putting it back together\n* Parent says \"fuck this whatever\"\n* Toy is broken down into components and thrown into the general Lego box\n* Components are now used in totally creative free play.\n\nMy son was super into Scooby Doo two years ago and for Christmas, he got a Lego mystery machine kit from his Uncle. Best present ever, but most recently he built a Scooby Doo house with bits from it because there's no way that thing is ever going back together the way it used to. ",
"As a kid I believed that they'd switch to wood once all the oil ran out. ",
"The zombie children i am referencing do not include you. As you have finished (Good job, by the way) your architect training. I speak of the children that have been born in the last decade, and the phone\\tablet is a baby sitter\\hush machine. You look at a blank CAD screen and imagine the possibilities. These children will look at it and wonder why it is not doing anything. LEGOS can give you the imagination. By the way... The post title does say it is an ad.",
"Their patent expired. They realized they have no case. Instead they went after trademark protection for something that is clearly a design patent matter. One after another they sue on trademark for a matter that should be patent. \n\nYou list only cases that went to court. You don't list the hundreds of cases where a small importer/oem brand was sent a legal warning. Because of the cost to defend, most have to drop it. Small guys simply don't have resources to defend matters like this in court. We get a letter, we fold. In most cases, counsel will say Lego's case won't hold up in court, but the cost to defend will likely hit hundreds of thousands of dollars. We fold. Everyone but the biggest fold. This is how it works when a giant had all the power. \n\nLego is an evil giant. It was fine when they had legit patents. When they didn't, they made a choice to go evil to defend their market position. \n\nCheer then on if you want. I don't care. I make my own choice about what types of companies to support. ",
"The add was made by Greenpeace to pressure LEGO into abandoning their cooperation with Shell. The Greenpeace campaign worked and LEGO severed commercial ties with Shell.\n\nA positive story if you ask me :)",
"Fictional wars with fictional weapons are far enough removed from reality. As long as they're not too violent, they're ok. ",
"My life will be complete!!!",
"And every morning I wake up and see my hands and see if I went blind or not.",
"Keep digging.",
"That was quite a rabbit hole. ",
"I know, but once kids see the sets, they really are all they want.",
"There are LEGO guns, but the always come with sci fi sets, like mostly Star Wars ones. You can argue about whether that glorifies war, but they clearly only mean realistic war sets. ",
"Oh sorry, I though you meant saying polar bears were sad because of melting ice caps was a Greenpeace ad",
"https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/post/is-technology-sapping-childrens-creativity/2012/09/12/10c63c7e-fced-11e1-a31e-804fccb658f9_blog.html?utm_term=.e5f41f1840ee",
"I wish",
"Just watched the trailer. Guess I have something new for my watch list.",
"Okay but who tf puts the long piece for the wings under the thick piece? That shit goes on top, every time.",
"This is extremely underappreciated...",
"Excellent idea.... I'm on it. ",
" You know you get em free in any moderately sized lego set right?",
"Yeah I’m 99% sure it’s fake. *Nobody*, least of all LEGO, would look at that ad and go “yup, that’s the message we want to send about our company”. ",
"Tbh I think it's far more imaginative and visionary to build something more realistic. Is be a bit worried if my kid was building stuff so simple looking. ",
"I’m not sure I quite follow. Either way it was nice to see LEGO reacting to the public sentiment and reverse their stance, a rare and brave corporate reaction.\nThat also why I get annoyed when people try to associate OP’s add with LEGO.",
"Thank you from the bottom of my heart",
"Thank you! \nWhat a concise, very helpful video! Refreshing not to hear \"Hi, guyzz\" or \"click like and subscribe\" along with a lot of rambling fluff.",
"Green is not a creative color",
"Euphoria shut the fuck up! I can already tell it's you I ain't even gotta look! How about I send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hanger?? Would you like that bitch??",
"It could easily be a LAV which is used primarily for scouting. Only differenct is wheels vs. track on tanks",
"Agreed. ",
"I'll make sure to let my kids know they don't exist and that they have no single purpose kits. Thanks for your input.",
"Sorry, maybe I got carried away and I definitely love LEGO.\nI just found it unlikely that the biggest toy manufacturer with a huge adult following would need to buy upvotes to get on the front page of reddit. They could just make an AMA with some of their designers.\n\nEnjoy your weekend. ",
"I'm sure there are people who find creative uses for any piece. But I see many kids who just want to build what's on the box and that's what Lego is promoting. That's why the front of the Lego store is full of themed sets and specialized pieces and the common pieces are relegated to the back of the store. I get it, that's how Lego makes money. But they are not pushing the imagination aspect of it as they used to.",
"Needs more jpeg. ",
"It’s the circle of life",
"Why was I not aware this existed, and where can I sign up?",
"Don't need it say it twice",
"Yup, I’m a mom and love playing Lego with my daughter. ",
"> s. A verity of colors, yes. But not that random. I just remember getting the thousand piece buckets for Christmas. No instructions, an\n\nthis is about what I got. never thousands at a time. maybe some more unique pieces but along these lines. most of my cool stuff came from cheep small sets id kludge together ",
"Whenever I trod on the cat I used to jump around pretending I was in lots of pain",
"Yup. I clicked on the post on Alien Blue at 8 hours old and with 80,000 points. \n\nI've literally just looked back up at the score and, after I clicked on the link, it changed to 94,000 whilst still being 8 hours old. \n\nBlatantly an ad. ",
"I didn't until about 10 minutes ago when I came back to this thread. And now I'm laughing my ass off!",
"Shit. That's a tank.",
"Last planes were a piper cub, a C2, a C17, and a 737.\n\n3 out of 4 times I was looking at the bottom of the wing.",
"This is truly the extent of what I can create. 🤣",
"Loved that fuckin show. ",
"You actually can..",
"Agreed",
"I used to build war machines and have full scale space wars with space tanks i made myself as a kid. It was really fun. I don't see the problem with kids playing army man or having lego wars.",
"It's fine, it was so much fun building lego space tanks as a kid and having lego wars. I am an extremely non violent person. It's not gonna \"harm the kids\" ",
"Well, there was an entire feature film four years ago fully dedicated to just that idea...\n\nApart from that, themed sets push imagination because they contain a story and invite children to play it out and extend it. And if you have sets from different themes you can even combine the stories. Imagination does not exist in a vacuum, it needs a starting point, which themed sets with a story behind can provide.",
"Oh yeah. Forgot I learned that in my lego design class when I was 5",
"I mean \"krone is norwegian\"\n\nNorway, Sweden, Denmark and Iceland have their own 'kroner'",
"No joke I thought the title said immigration. I was very confused. ",
"[*Fuck*](https://youtu.be/n_DcmwFq0mA) ",
"https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg\n\nPlease take the 30 mins to watch this masterpiece of film and enrich your life. Thank us later.",
"Not copypasta, script from a film",
"Dude danger 5 is the greatest series of all fucking time",
"Huh. Never knew some countries put it after the number. I guess its writing it as you say it? But yeah in Ireland we have always put the sign first.",
"Love how this website goes nuts on how easy it is to uplift posts to the front page, and then when they're staring a Lego advertisement in the face they fucking LOVE IT anyway...",
"Oh yeah, same. I built all sorts of weaponry with my Lego.\n\nIt's just that Lego don't condone military themes so this image probably isn't from them.",
"We never kept the original boxes, and other building companies got mixed in. we played THE HELL out of them. Once my cousin got to a certain age, I just gave them all to him because I was too old for Lego. It wasn't until 1999 and the new Star Wars Lego that I bought more for myself, and it would be years after that before I came out of my \"dark age\" and realize that I can still play with Lego. \n \nI dont regret giving away my collection. I was seriously well loved, and wouldnt meet my high standards today. Some kid got the same joy that me and my brother did, and that makes me happy.",
"You have too much time on your hands.",
"Most sets >$20 have this awesome brick separator tool nowadays.",
"Ah. Well, apparently I missed the reference a number of times. ",
"That was the mobile commenting glitch. Sorry",
"\\>Getting her name wrong, even though it's correct in the subtitles.",
"Glad you got the important stuff back. Losses suck but sentimentality is something special. Have a wonderful day. ",
"A fucking advertisement.",
"It’s ironic? ;-)",
"I thought this was loss at first glance. I need to spend less time on reddit.",
"Height.",
"Height? It was the same height as any other Lego brick ",
"Three flat bricks make up the height of a 'standard' brick.",
"I see. Well I'm still pretty sure a 5x2x3 bricks exist",
"Sorry, didn't see this response. DMAIC is a way to organize and sift through data. The 99.99966% nonsense is a pipe dream. If you already have a solid design / production methodology then I can see it as a useful tool, but the hype bugs me at times... I can't speak for Lego as I don't know their production figures, but they do have a very impressive product and have had such before six sigma was a thing."
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These Lego ads celebrating the imagination
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/r/pics/comments/7tckl1/my_latest_painting_jackie_18x24_oils_a_vietnamese/
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[
"holy shit, it's so lifelike and beautiful. The person you painted must have had a huge impact on you for you to have painted them.",
"At first I thought it's a picture. Such a great painting!",
"The detail on this is incredible, especially the skin texturing right around the eyes. Legit thought it was a painting til I zoomed in. You do amazing work. \n\nEdit: I meant to say I thought it looked like a photo til I zoomed in. Was late and I was tired when I said that. Still knew what I meant so that counts",
"Recognized your painting immediately from this post: https://reddit.com/r/Art/comments/7pnx28/my_2017_in_art/\n\nSeeing the progression from sketch (please excuse me if this is not the correct terminology) to finished painting is blowing me away. Not being an artist and not knowing the process, it’s really cool to see you don’t just start with the painting itself. ",
"The wrinkles on the hands are amazing, you did a really good job.",
"Beautiful painting. I can’t imagine that it’s too easy for a Vietnamese guy to be hanging around Vietnam after supporting the Americans in the war. ",
"A lot of the older Vietnamese people I talked to during my stay there had very moving stories to tell. For me you really captured that look into the past. The texture, the lighting and the subtle vignette makes it very introspective and personal... good job!",
"Dude that's fuckn sick. Selling or keeping?",
"Looks like a villain from a Tarantino movie.",
"Tbf Jackie doesn't look like the kind of guy who cares about stains on his shirt. ",
"That’s an awesome thing to look like ",
"Definitely selling, it’s my living :) email me at [email protected] if interested ",
"It’s his swag dripping ",
"Thanks!",
"Well not exactly. I paint everyday because that’s what I do, but I do try to paint people I know and met, even if briefly ",
"Thanks man!",
"Yeah I did a quick watercolor study while being stuck in Morocco airport and a pencil sketch to get myself ready for the real painting. I used to start immediately but now I like to do a small study or 2 first ",
"Thank you!",
"Yes, I would like to have known more about his colleagues feel ",
"Thanks so much! I am glad I calmed the background down to let the subject shine ",
"Amazing painting. I’ve never been to Vietnam so I’m curious, as an American, would all say they fought for the Americans or would people honestly tell me if they fought against America? ",
"I'm not going to lie, I'm insanely jealous of your ability. :\nThe first time I looked at it, I was positive that it was a photo. I had to zoom in and look at the chairs in the background until I finally accepted the fact that it was a painting. The texture on his hands is so life like. His refection on the table, the glass he's drinking from.\n\nWow...",
"No way I had Jackie as a tour guide in Ho Chi Minh going to the tunnels in 2013! Great painting Pavel :)",
"Yeah he does those too! Thats awesome! small world. Did you learn anything more about him? If so, tell me",
"You have a master’s hand. That’s incredible.",
"thanks so much!\n",
"This is.... Beautiful.. wow just wow. You're an amazing talented artist. ",
"So do you sell these paintings? Would love to buy one ",
"Any way you could send me a picture of your brushes? And any tips for realistic fine detail? I'm getting there but I'm still a ways off.. you do great work! ",
"Stunning. Details are breathtaking on the face, glass and hands.",
"That's a man has a tale or two to tell",
"Wow. I love the contrast and the amazing details. Nailed the Vietnamese coffee as well (they like to use straws there to not stain the teeth, at least the owners think that's what the customers want.)",
"People in America seem to forget that the Vietnam war was a rebellion of native peoples against oppression. \n\nDudes a traitor but I dunno if it was as black and white as him choosing or being forced to choose or be killed as a rebel. ",
"I like the straw idea a lot. teeth get raped by coffee",
"I am using rosemary brushes, fancy brushes from England. They are ultra expensive, you may not like it",
"yes of course! check them all out on www.pavelsokov.com and contact me to buy one",
"thanks!",
"Thats why I painted him, he looks like he has seen shit",
"Fantastic ",
"I totally thought it was at first!",
"Re education camp for a while, not too bad.\n\nSource: granddad fought for South Vietnam",
"Holy crap your incredible!!!!",
"I still think it's a painting",
"Same here! He was awesome! Kept the informative but otherwise sombre tour in good spirits. :)\n\nHe told a story (when we were being showed the various traps and such used during the war) of how he was saved from impalement on [one of these](http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BE4E96/trap-of-the-viet-cong-with-metal-spikes-in-the-war-museum-in-cu-chi-BE4E96.jpg) only by another man's body who had broken his fall.\n\nHe was the prototypical friendly, half-crazy, hard-to-understand bad-ass who could tell engaging stories for hours, and who you'd never want to cross.",
"I wonder when americans will stop idolising their war criminals.",
"Also thought it was a photo ",
"Dang",
"Gorgeous. I don't know the guy, but I feel like you captured the moment and the guys personality.\nIt's one thing to be technically good, it's another thing entirely to be able to capture emotion on a canvas.",
"Looks like Tommy Wiseau.",
"Wow boss well done, Especially the detailed expression.",
"Well that is just.. pretty dam amazing. ",
"Would definitely wanna have a drink with that guy. Would definitely not want him to know where I live.",
"War Torn Tommy Wiseau",
"KArlmarxstadt is Chemnitz again, Leningrad is ST Petersburg, Gorky is Nizhny Novgorod, Zaire is the Congo, I wonder how long before this is healed as well.",
"who jackie",
"It's like someone's asked \"What if Bill was Asian?\"\n\nAnd OP was like \"Hold my paintbox, I got this\"\n\nAce work, love it.",
"You are talented AF. ",
"Wow, this is awesome ",
"this seems like a photo made into an oil painting. the fact that i think that is either \"got ya!\" or i am very impressed",
"I'm a pretty good painter. You're an excellent painter.",
"This is incredible. Are you selling this by chance?",
"It's more realistic than a photo, in some weird way...",
"I saw the coffee and immediately knew it was Vietnam...",
"Just came here to say your work is amazing! Just took a look at your website and sent it to a few colleagues that I thought would appreciate your art! It's so beautiful and life-like I hope you continue your work, it's definitely something special.",
"Thumbnail looks like a photo. I'll never understand how people manage to paint with such precision. The detail in his hands is especially well-done. I'm legit jealous that you can paint like this.",
"We're you on this tour? I bet the guide would love to see this painting. You did a wonderful job.",
"It's more complicated than that. There were plenty of Vietnamese who were legitimately opposed to the communist regime in the north.",
"I thought this was a photo - this is godly skill!",
"From what I've read, it wasn't a big deal. There were no persecutions or mass executions like people warned about.\n\nThe biggest problem was probably how the economy was mishandled during the switch to strict communism, with the food shortages that followed.",
"Dude was my tour guide a few years ago, he made a big impression. I recognised him right away, well done OP.",
"honest question, and i don't mean to demean your work in anyway. i know that in the past, painters used camera obscura to assist them. do these hyper realistic paintings also use similar methods? obviously, it still requires a ton of skill and talent but i'm just curious. thanks",
"Yer right I assumed rashly because of the location",
"So he was a traiter ?",
"Yeah, try re-education camps that doubled as gulags for political/military prisoners and their family members. A good number never made it out of those inhuman conditions.",
"It looks like a picture, absolutely beautiful. ",
"Ah, you found Vietnamese Nick Cave.",
"Nah; I just drew it in my sketchbook raw, and then photographed my drawing and transferred it to the canvas. Painted on that while looking at my reference photo I took of Jackie ",
"For more stuff please follow me on ig @pavelsokov or www.pavelsokov.com",
"Hey guys, for more stuff follow me on ig@pavelsokov or www.pavelsokov.com ",
"my god you are talented. just, wow. ",
"You are fucking good",
"You got mad skills",
"Please tell Also, he’s wrong. It’s a painting.",
"This is beautiful!",
"Unbelievable. Your talent is amazing. It looks so real but I feel it captures the moment better than any photo ever could. ",
"I doubt I could ever afford the original. Do you do prints?",
"Just beautiful. ",
"Had to zoom in to figure out it was actually a painting. Wow so realistic ",
"Are we sure this *isn’t* Mikey Rourke?",
"if you don't know what you're talking about, please shut up \n\n",
"Kinda reminds me of that kill bill dude",
"Idk if someone has mentioned it before but he looks like an Indian version of Arnold Swacheneger. Awesome painting btw",
"I think it’s a painting of a photo.",
"there were re-education camps and discrimination afterwards. For example, my dad had a hard time getting a job initially because his dad (my grandfather) was a south Vietnamese soldier. Some had to stay in the camps for decades. There was also confiscation of property and forced relocation. \n\nThere was also stuff like this that happened during the war: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_at_Hu%E1%BA%BF\n\n\nThat being said, most Vietnamese love America now. There's little animosity left especially in the central or southern parts of the country. ",
"Amazing work! I interrupted my husband’s video games to show him. He said, “oooOOOOooooh”",
"Now for my full body *drops robe*",
"O really had to zoom in to see if it was picture or not. Awesome work keep it up",
"how long did that take to paint?",
"My first reaction? “Holy moly, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!”\nThat’s how good that painting is!",
"Vietnamese David Carradine",
"Its aight. ",
"I thought it was Don Cheadle at first. Lol",
"Judging by this man's appearance, that's probably the strongest coffee in the world he's drinking. ",
"Was this based on a photograph or just from memory/imagination? Hats off to you either way",
"You mean supporting South Vietnam and the Army of the Republic of Viet Nam?\n\nI'm guessing there were many thousands and all but the most senior were ignored.",
"Nice, I like how it has the crazy detail of the almost photorealism on the portrait (and those hands, they're great!) BUT it still has the expression you can get with oils. Brush strokes. The stuff that gives a painting character.\n\nNot painted for years but oils were always my favourite.",
"I want to hear his life story.",
"No, it wasn't. Some Vietnamese fought the Japanese colonizers. Then some fought the French colonizers, after which the country was independent but divided politically between two authoritarian regimes. Then, after the Northern part the country attempted to invade the South to unify the country, some Vietnamese fought other Vietnamese. Each was supported by super powers on an ideological basis.",
"Silly Also.",
"Honest question, how much of something like this is from a photo versus from the imagination? ",
"reminds me of Bill from Kill Bill\n\nedit: and I scroll down and remember that nothing I have ever thought has ever been unique.",
"how long does it take you to do a piece like this?",
"Literally impossible. More aesthetically pleasing? Sure. ",
"I honestly had to look for telling signs that it wasn’t a picture. You have such detail, I’m quite impressed. ",
"beautiful... couldn't tell it was a painting at all ",
"There are actions in the works to remove his name from schools and tear down his statues, too.",
"Agreed. I looked at it and thought \"Don't tell people it's a painting when it's a photo.\" Then I looked closer at the picture and realized \"Holy Crap! It IS a painting!\"\n\nIt's pretty obvious from the surroundings, but when you first see the picture, your eyes are drawn right to the guy and he does not look like he was painted. \n\nVery fantastic work!",
"Beautiful work! Just curious - what’s he drinking?",
"I was but my guide was another guy. I showed Jackie the photo but it would be great if he saw the painting too. Hmm ",
"Painting should be, because it can mimic the focusing of the human eye on few important elements, whereas a camera often treats everything equally ",
"I want to show him my painting, any clue how to reach him?",
"You better get in touch with him and send him a print",
"I wonder if there is a way you could send it to the tour company so they could relay it to the guide. I just think it would be a cool thing for him to see since its such a good work of art. Nice job!",
"I can upload you a print on my print store. Please private message me so I don’t forget to do it tomorrow for you ",
"Is this a real guy i can meet? I’m going to Ho Chi Minh in February",
"You’ve got an amazing talent. Thank you for sharing ",
"Does it even make sense to say someone \"fought for the Americans\"? The Americans were supposedly fighting *for the South Vietnamese*, not the other way around.",
"So much detail in the hands. They look like they could tear an apple in half.",
"Good . ",
"Looks like [this](https://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowUserReviews-g293925-d2005826-r365946783-Cu_Chi_Tunnels-Ho_Chi_Minh_City.html) is the tour here. Maybe you could get a hold of him through the tour operator somehow?",
"dude... GET fame\n\n",
"Oh man, remembering which company we used will be difficult. I can try!",
"I didn’t do it, but it’s possible. Cameras don’t mimic the human eye as closely as a painting can ",
"This makes me want a Vietnamese iced coffee so bad.",
"The hair is incredibly realistic",
"I'm sure they would tell you which side they fought for but I doubt persons on either side would describe their service as fighting for or against America.. They were fighting for the communist regime of the north or the \"democratic\" government in the south. Highly recommend Ken Burn's recent documentary on the war in Vietnam for anyone interested (which is free online via PBS).",
"Yes but not commonly. It is like saying rééducation camps for Germans after the second World War doubled as execution camps because some Nazis were condemned and hung.",
"sigh.",
"Grandfather was a Lt. Colonel for the South Vietnamese Army. He and my father and some aunts/uncles were hauled off to these camps for several years, so their descriptions of the conditions, harassment, and in some cases routine beatings are my source for this information.",
"Ok, my sources are actual papers and publishings on the subject instead of an anecdote. Not to mention what you say is still a far cry from a gulag. Besides a lt Colonel is a high command, it would fit the case for that to be biased torwards worse treatment and the inclusion of family as the post has actual political and social influence. The estimated figure of people sent to the reeducation camps is 300 thousand, far less then the two and a half million men who fought with ARVN. It counts government workers and supporters of the regime in the south. So basically it was anyone strongly connected with the southern regime. A Lt Colonel absolutley counts. ",
"Curious if it was based on a real character.",
"Looks like Kill Bill",
"Wow, that's nearly an exact reproduction of the photo!",
"It isn't because it is not 300 thousand from those two and a half million. It is from the ARVN (primarily officer core, especially higher racks), government workers and political supporters of the regime, which in an ultra corrupt clientéliste régime, is a high number. So it's more like one in 30 amongst all ready at risk groups. Not even a comparison amongst general population. \n\nYour grandfather was an objectively political target. There is no comparison. Not to mention you should read the gulag archipelago if your really want to hear what gulags were like. ",
"I'll cede that point; as a fraction of the ~19m population of South Vietnam towards the end of the war, 300,000 imprisoned is not a large proportion. \n\nI still stand by my comparison of the conditions of the camps, however. Starvation and disease (especially malaria) was widespread, and prisoners were given hard physical and often dangerous labor. Food was scarce, and minor infractions could see your rations reduced or taken away. Mistreatment of prisoner in the forms of beating and torture was regular.",
"Specifically Bill from Kill Bill. ",
"I can hear his lighter clicking, excellent work",
"I had to zoom in to double check... amazing... ",
"Well, also the raping and mass murdering of villages by American soldiers and those fighting with them, but we can let that slide",
"That’s great work! I especially like the hands (and how the jewelry fits in). ",
"Fought for the Americans? Don't you mean fought for the Republic of Vietnam?\n",
"Jesus, and I can barely draw stick figures.",
"Wow! You have an amazing talent! ",
"wow! so good!",
"This is insane. Definitely looks like a photograph. The detail is unreal! ",
"Holy shit this is a painting?!",
"We had Jackie as our tour guide in 2013 when we went down the tunnels! Amazing painting ❤️",
"I have a feeling \"I fought for the Americans in Vietnam\" is just something he says to the tourists and not necessarily true",
"But that is where it remains tricky. I could believe that some of the rééducation camps were like that, especially for people thought to be greater enemies of the state and supporters of the south. That would definitely apply for a Lt Colonel. But these camps were documented and have been studied and the majority at least were propaganda camps. ",
"I agree! Will try to find out how to reach him tomorrow ",
"He’s drinking a Vietnamese iced coffee. It’s a coffee with condensed milk in it. Delicious",
"Thanks so much!",
"35-40 hours",
"I won’t show the photo I took, but it was pretty good. The background was more loud and busy, so I changed that a bit. He also had food boxes in front of him and other peoples hands. I took them out.\n\nKept everything else close to the photo, except some color adjustments ",
"thank you! I want my paintings to be realistic but still look like paintings :)",
"Haha that’s a lot of pressure, glad he liked it!",
"Do you know how to contact him?",
"Unfortunately not. I think he was 'the guide' at the tunnels so you could try via them if they had an email address? ",
"Yes, take a tour through chu chi tunnels and hopefully get him as guide. Or the Mekong River delta tours",
"Thanks! I’ll definitely look out for this and see if we can "
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My latest painting "Jackie". 18x24 oils. A Vietnamese tour guide aroind Ho Chi Minh who fought for the Americans in the Vietnam war
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[
"I'm not to fawn of it.",
"OMG. It’s what Thumper and Bambi’s baby would have looked like. ",
"Why is that animal in a tiny cage?",
"Why the buck would they be?",
"Oh deer this is getting out of hand",
"Heart = explode ",
"Dik Dik ",
"It's a carrier. They are just moving it safely. ",
"Endeering",
"Eyes facing forward. Seems more predator than prey.\n\nDon't fall asleep without closing the cage first!",
"They were both boys...",
"They're called Pudu Deer. They live among bamboo forests and are currently endangered. Super adorable too!",
"deer*",
"During peer reviews for English 1010, a student circled the word “whether” and wrote “weather” above it. The statement was about whether or not you would do something .\n\nIt pains me.",
"Whether you would do something about the weather.",
"Whether or not it’s weather or whether that would complete the sentence about whether to wear shoes or flip-flops according to the weather. "
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The smallest dear in the world
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[
"She regrets upcoming short sex. Meat interrupts your sex, you know.",
"As a vegan, that look isn't one of regret. \nIt's more a look of personal affirmation.",
"Interrupts? Like the meat comes walking in and asks what's going on here?",
"I would look at it like that too! Looks delicious ",
"Here come the meat sweats",
"https://imgur.com/a/F7pWD\nLiterally like this",
"Soooo is the cow a big spoon or a small spoon type of person?",
"I AM looking at it like that!",
"Yeah I was thinking it could also be a look of disgust. ",
"I imagine she's on a date, she tells him she's Vegan, he orders this to be a dick, finish it off with a picture. So that could be the look of \"well, this isn't going to work out\" lol. ",
"I knew the first comment I'd see on this would be a vegan saying 'As a vegan/I'm a vegan.'",
"Cows are horny",
"Yeah the regret isn't over what you think it is.",
"I knew the first comment I'd see on this would be someone pointing out that a vegan exists... ",
"Well it's about that time of year right now.",
"That is some serious beef envy.",
"She's regretting going out on a date with a douchebag",
"If Peta endorses it, I'll be ignorin' it. ",
"How do you ignore a cow in a bed?",
"I don't. I spoon fuck it. ",
"Can't believe you used a V-word",
"Are you a vegan?",
"No. ",
"or nausea! ",
"Wine isn't vegan...",
"Meat only interrupts mine when I have to stop and take a big Ole KOMLEV...",
"Maybe she's realizing there's NOTHING natural about a vegan diet as hardly of any of our ancestors ate in this manner, and if they did so continuously they'd die of malnutrition. We are omnivores, eating meat is in our nature and is necessary for our diet to remain healthy. However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't be mindful of the kind of meat you're eating as different meats have varying effects on the human body. White meat is considered the healthiest aside from fish, however the wild fishing industry ia taking a huge hit. ",
"Her food looks significantly better than whatever that slab of meat is.",
"Hasn't managed to interrupt enough to be even noticed the last couple *thousand* years but year if PETA says it's true, then by all means it should be treated like gospel.",
"People, people, people. That look merely says is this person going to eat that slab of meat meant for 4 others. ",
"Yes it is.",
"Bentonite and carbon are also exceedingly common fining agents, as are unfiltered wines which dont use any fining agents. \n\nSome wine is not friendly to vegans, but that's like saying, \"sugar isn't vegan\" because refined sugar uses animal bones. Turns out there's lots of different kinds of sugar and most of them are fine for vegans. ",
">Just as common as non vegan options as it were, saying that wine is fine for vegans was a blanket statement I was replying to, you were incorrect. \n\nI just disagreed with the statement that \"wine isnt vegan\". Fermented grapes are totally vegan. Some preparations arent vegan friendly, but thay doesn't make wine not vegan. There are tons of unfiltered wines out there that are not just one-offs. I come from one of the largest wine making communities in the world and have helped grow, crush, and care for many wines. Unfiltered is not uncommon. \n",
"Great support of your counter position that wine as a substance is not vegan. ",
"God I hate that so much lol",
"Wine in general is vegan. As a substance, fermented grape juice is vegan. Wine is vegan. Some wine is not vegan. Sugar is vegan. Sometimes sugar is not vegan. ",
"Just as Atomskie mentioned, during the clarification process, most commercial wines utilize a clarifying agent that is a shellfish product... There are others but I find it to be the most common I have encountered.\nUnfiltered wines do exist; however, they are not typically found commercially as they tend to be significantly more expensive and have a decreased shelf life. \nTaking a look at the wine in that particular glass, it is likely not unfiltered given the clarity. \nWine is generally not vegan.",
"Actually now that you said it I can see it, too.",
"It can easily be.",
"When meat met my meat it made my meat proceed to heat.",
"Perhaps my upbringing has led me to overestimate the amount of unfiltered wine available to most people. I'd say 80% of the wine I've ever had has been unfiltered. I will look for actual data to see what the percent is. ",
"There’s also nothing natural about farming animals or producing dairy from another animal for our intake. Nothing natural about IVF treatments or epidurals, nothing natural about paracetamols or any other medication that stops people from dying of ailments we previously would have. The natural argument doesn’t hold up very strong when you take into account everything we do ",
"Not till he runs to the restroom next to his car.",
"I agree and I'm not vegetarian/vegan. ",
"Farming is the second oldest profession and we've been around for quite some time, to a degree farming and agriculture is natural as several animals have exhibited similar behavior in the animal kingdom; but it has to be done in a certain manner. Added chemicals and hormones mess with the natural balance within meat and vegetation, which is a no brainer. Some pharmecuticals, although treatments, can cause harm to the human body and create added problems; this has always been the case with nearly all medicine for much of time as much of it was trial and error. Our medicine is far from perfect, but not all of it ia bad. Besides, I'm the type of person I'd prefer to kill the animal myself hunting or farm raised so I can inspect it fresh to see if the quality is good. I thank the animal and use up what I can after giving it a quick clean death. ",
"This is why I have an issue with the industry though, you don’t know how it’s been killed, you don’t know the conditions etc. I have absolutely no problem with cultivating your own stuff but where my issues lie is within false information on what the meat is, where it’s from and bogus advertising for meat. I personally choose to not eat animals for more than just the industry but I just can’t get on board with popping to a supermarket to see various cuts of meat, ranging in prices due to ‘quality’ when there’s no certainty of there being much difference if any at all. If I was to eat meat, I’d at least try to go to a butcher where the information about the animal is available, not that it’s feasible for most people though as supermarket meat is sometimes a lot cheaper than even buying some vegetables.",
"I'm glad someone does.\nI literally just ate a brat, so I'm not either. The meat in that pic just looks gross. ",
"I just don't understand why someone would want a huge slab of meat all at once. When I eat meat, it's a smaller portion with a larger portion of pasta or veggies.",
"No kidding, there's not even aesthetic appeal, just one bland \"food.\"\nMy thing is variety, and like you said: pasta, veggies, and some meat is ideal. ",
"I predict this first date will not progress to a second date",
"It looks like it was cut real messy and wasn't cooked evenly.",
"I just learned this recently myself. Not all wine is technically vegan.\n\nThere are some obvious ones like Honey-wine (Mead), honey is not vegan.",
"Look at all the vegans....blah blah blah..some kind of snarky comment or whatever. Now down to business. Where did you get that steak? How amazing did it taste? Is it rare/medium rare? If its not one of those you may as well eat leather. ",
"theres nothing natrual about a vegan diet, but going to a restaurant and ordering a steak is completely natural. and natural automatically = good according to this man. our ancestors didnt know what health care is and didnt wash their assholes so im gonna die of a common cold because thats what our ancestors did ",
"It's hard to say because while technically that might be true there is a big portion of the vegan population who will eat honey. Figs too, as wasps get eaten by the fig flowers. Some eat them some dont. ",
"No one should eat pasta. It gives you cancer. ",
"That friend is a douchebag",
"She's the douche bag, going on a date with a non vegan and expecting him to change for her. SMH",
"haha, you just know she's going to order a steak next time when she's alone",
"No less cliche than the \"Oh, vegans all secretly want to eat meat\" cliche.\n\nI don't miss meat/cheese/etc - and it does kind of gross me out now.\n\nHonestly, though, I do miss not having to think much about where to grab a bite, and miss being able to meet friends anywhere they want to go (without sometimes having to eat before I get there because I know they won't have any good options for me)\n\n",
"I think the implication here isn't that he's a douche for eating meat, but a douche for purposely ordering the biggest slab of meat he can just to be an ass. (obviously, this all is pure assumption, as is every other comment in this thread)\n",
"There's nothing \"natural\" about anything people (at least Americans) eat today. Humans have been around for something like 600,000ish years, and we've never eaten anything remotely close to the average American diet. Not just processed food, but the amount of meat, the frequency of meals, etc\n\nAnd a vegan diet can be very healthy - I'll spare you the links to all the professional athletes who eat vegan, the people who've been vegan for decades, etc ",
"Oh this is gonna trigger a few people lol",
"but would a vegan be this close to the carcass of a cute cuddly cow, and inhale the fumes of it's burnt flesh ? see it's juices smeared on carrots as the ultimate insult to innocent plants ?",
"I thought that was pizza, and meat, and frozen foods?",
"How is that a douchebag move? If that was my favourite dish at that restaurant why shouldn't I be allowed to order it just because she's a vegan without being called a douchebag?",
"Thought vegans didn’t eat cheese? "
] | 67 |
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That vegan look of regret
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[
"I assume they have a separate room for 'Jones'",
"In the movie *Zulu* they referred to Joneses as Jones and then their service number.",
"Umm, where is P through Z?",
"In the Williams file. Under Pilliams and Zilliams. ",
"We work with many Saudi nationals. We have several drawers dedicated to last names starting with 'Al' (AL for those with poor fonts).",
"I work in pharmacy in Wales.\n\nThere are busy pharmacies out there that have to file their Jones, Davies, Roberts and Williams separate from the A-Z just because of sheer quantity.",
"And the bottom drawer is just full of water.",
"I go to a pharmacy in an area with a large Vietnamese population. They have multiple \"ng\" drawers. ",
"Maybe it is a drawer full of large bills.",
"And a drawer for Ho's."
] | 10 |
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This Welsh dentist has a filing cabinet drawer just for people called 'Williams'
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[
"Prison for a child molester? He might want it to be over, but their treatment by fellow inmates is not typically kind or considerate. ",
"Because he's knows what's waiting for him in prison. ",
"High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things. - Eddie Griffin The New Guy",
"Hes gonna get skullfucked so bad.",
"I don't necessarily wish it on him, I think treatment in prison is abysmal, and repeated sexual assault of anyone is not corrective by an y means. I know the rates of sexual assault in the correctional system, regardless of gender, is astronomical. The CO's and Inmates I come into contact with through work do not have positive things to say about it.",
"Damn droopy you were my favorite ",
"Fool has it coming alright, fuck him.",
"I doubt he will last very long. Specially with such a pretty smile lol"
] | 8 |
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The face of a man who knows his life is over.
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[
"You are the one, OP.",
"I would like this image much more without the perrson in it",
"Where is this? ",
"If this is real, I would love to go",
"I just see blonde, brunette, redhead.",
"Red trail or the blue trail ",
"[Fixed :)](https://i.imgur.com/Ge7Ratm.jpg)",
"Good guy Adolf",
"It would have been great without the person in it.",
"( ͡~ ͜∎ ͡°)",
"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. - Morpheus ",
"Best I can do on my phone. https://i.imgur.com/zO6fnHf.jpg ",
"[Best I can do on my phone. https://i.imgur.com/zO6fnHf.jpg](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tcpih/matrix_forest/dtbk3w1)",
"Best place to hide the source in plain sight.",
"Making people disappear since 1939",
"LOL",
"Looks like Black Forest, Germany",
"LOOK THERES NEO! HES GETTING READY FOR THE NEXT ATTACK, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE 4TH INSTALLMENT.",
"Sitting home sick for the weekend, think I'll throw this on now. ",
"It’s still better than with the person in it",
"[Fixed a little more...](https://i.imgur.com/IStkEh4.jpg)",
"mad skillz\n",
"There is no forest.",
"[Matrix table](https://gfycat.com/SpiffyDopeyAdamsstaghornedbeetle)",
"What is real? How do you define real?",
"[Matrix Table](https://7thpaycommissionnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Pay-Matrix-May-2017.png)",
"Makes me think of Code Lyoko ",
"Those are called Sushi Recipe Trees",
"Those are called Sushi Recipe Trees",
"Those are called Sushi Recipe Trees",
"The forest moon of Endor.",
"I like the concept very much. But it's executed so poorly, it hurts my eyes",
"By the looks of things you either have a crappy phone or are impatient.",
"Motherfucking GS-13s making that paypuh.",
"How is this a picture?",
"I would like to see it without all of the saturation. ",
"Stop watching porn",
"I'd like it much more with Bitcoin addresses in it",
"*Matrix* meets *2001*.",
"[Actual Matrix Table](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)",
"Somehow this makes the picture feel more cyberpunk and artsy. If I saw this edit in the wild I wouldn't even consider that it was an edit.",
"Oh dear god, your memes are on another level.",
"Which is a reference to watching porn. Why do you think Cypher got so startled when Neo walked up on him.",
"because he was just in the matrix and talking to the agents..",
"If you don't have the eyes of the One [this is how it looks](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/46/cd/47/46cd473858ac121699a678e29b078b03--the-japanese-bathing.jpg)",
"Aye, it kin be nee place boot Scotland",
"This guy watches movies. ",
"Because they're taking up all my bandwidth",
"what app are you using on your phone??",
"No it's clearly green",
"There is actually an interesting question posed by this image: Is the entire \"world\" simulated in the Matrix, or only the parts that are observed at any one time. The computing power needed to simulate, even simply, every fish, bird, animal and leaf in even a small forest biome would be massive even if one assumes the Machines have an extremely sophisticated and concise code inside the Matrix. It would make sense that human interactions inside The City (which, if I recall correctly from some of the Making Of shorts is the only place humans live inside the Matrix) make up the majority of the computations of the Matrix. If you look at places like the Merovingian's palace in the second film, it is isolated in the mountains away from the City. This could be for privacy, or it could also be an infrastructure requirement: barren rock environs to limit the processing power needed to maintain the palace. I can't remember if we see birds or hear animals during these scenes (since they are mostly indoors except when Neo leaves), but it might make sense to have as few extraneous processes as possible to help keep the palace private.\n\nThe implications of someplace like a forest being created only when there is a need (i.e. when an entity inside the Matrix is interacting with it) are wide. First, it suggests that there is no animal life being simulated along side the humans except those that directly interact with people, for example city birds, dogs, cats, etc. Are there people in the Matrix growing up on farms? Living a rural life? Or is everyone inside the city and only hears about rural regions second hand. A delivery truck might arrive from \"out of town\" filled with pigs to slaughter, but were those pigs simulated before the truck hit the edge of the city limits? \n\nSomewhere like a Forest only being simulated when someone interacts with it would also be a way that the control programs of the Matrix could be made aware of people or groups trying to avoid observation by removing themselves from the city. Exiting into borderland area would seem, from within, like a way to limit observation by \"the man\" by getting off the grid, but in reality it would create a heightened and immediate surveillance beause the system would need to simulate a separate experience for those people in the woods. Control programs would be made immediately aware of people trying to leave the city as Matrix was required to simulate extra \"world\" for them to inhabit, one which is arguably more intensive on the Matrix to create all the random interactions rather than managing constant \"user\" inputs by Human Batteries.\n\nCurrent multi user server environments already have to deal with problems like these, and good examples are MMOs and other shared digital spaces that need to make \"instanced\" servers for private or separate user actions. I don't feel like it is much a stretch to assume that the Matrix is created to be as energy efficient as possible, considering its purpose as a power generation control program.",
"I want to go to there. ",
"Maybe if you spent less money on your vagina you could spend more money on better internet. ",
"The Matrix",
"Amongst all the progress pics, this sub still can come through with the good stuff.",
"Can't have the best of both worlds",
"A tragedy has occurred which started right here with the taxation of trade routes and has now engulfed our entire planet",
"Pretty sure the original image came from a CD called Forest Bathing, but I'm not sure where it was taken.\n\nhttps://www.realmusic.com/sites/default/files/forestbathing.jpg",
"fake agents",
"https://gfycat.com/AgitatedGracefulLhasaapso",
"\"Fagents\"\n\nI regret typing that now that I'm looking at it. ",
"Moist. ",
"What?",
"User name checks out",
"This isn't a real matrix table it's that guy in the mask.",
"Reddit Sync Pro",
"Oregon?",
"I actually agree with this. It's not perfect or anything, but a weird green rectangle anomaly in a Matrix-related image isn't really all that out of place.",
"Yes, it can't be anywhere ~~near~~ but Scotland. Rough translation.",
"The hero we don't deserve. Thank you",
"A forest of sushi recipes!",
"I think that's what some theories based around quantum physics and the Schrodinger's concepts and stuff suggest.\n\nThat our world only exists when being observed or interacted with. Or something.... Maybe someone who actually know's what they're talking about can chime in.",
"For anyone CTRL+F looking for original , this is it. Thank you /u/EncasedShadow",
"mesmerizing!",
"The “agent porn” genre hasn’t really taken off yet",
"That is not at all what Schrödinger's theory is about at all. \n\nThis is what you're referring to:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics)\n\nIt's that the act of observation always has some impact - in quantum mechanics, a measurement will physically interact (like applying interference to a wave), or in a psychological experiment, there may be interactions between individuals and observers.\n\nIt's not that nothing exists until you observe it.",
"It's the smell...",
"It also only applies to very very very very small things, for all practical purposes. ",
"YI-CHA!",
"**AYE, IT KIN BE NEE PLACE BOOT SCOTLAND**",
"Not really true either. Sure, obviously true when you're only talking about particle physics but that's redundant as well.",
"damm a good pic",
"do you disappear when somebody else stops interacting with you?\n\ndo other people disappear when they're unconscious in front of you?\n",
"This is a composite, beautiful but composite.\n\nYou can see the real matrix wallpaper on top and fading out...",
"Not until he gets his money",
"I don't believe I'm the only observer.\n\nAlso, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.",
"Di.... didn’t you make the joke a few days ago?",
"At least you got one thing right.",
"I guess gay people can smoke pot too.",
"There is no spoon.",
"There are no trees",
"Yes, it cannot be anyplace but Scotland. FTFY",
"Obviously this isn’t actually a picture of an actual place that actually looks like the glowing text from the Matrix. ",
"Which part are you saying isn’t true? ",
"[Matrix table](https://i.imgur.com/c2weBtq.png)",
"That was a cover, because he knew neo didn't know how to read the code yet",
"I did say rough. We don't really talk like this in Scotland (at least where I'm from), which is why I couldn't really translate it.",
"Unfortunatly, its not that obvious for a large percentage of people....just wait until this hits on facebook....",
"[ Here's what it looks like without the editing.](https://i.imgur.com/R2GLDKn.jpg)",
"i just see bark, branch, leaf.",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails",
"Snapseed by Google. Used the Healing tool.",
"I'm beginning to believe. ",
"You made me realize I want matrix side plot where the setting is the wilderness with this aesthetic. Netflix please green light production",
"Thank you. ",
"Dis is not da wae. It's edited",
"So much sushi",
"Can you put the tree (behind the person) back in?",
"How much did they increase saturation on photoshop to get this kind of effect?",
"Needs more lens flare.",
"Wow that's a nostalgia trip",
"That's beautiful, thank you",
"Did you see the woman in red? Look again.",
"cmatrix -s -forest",
"Can you remove the person too? Edit: nevermind, /u/Bigmizar did it below.",
"Maybe there is, but I can't see it cause of all the trees.",
"Scotland - https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/2011/12/hiker-scottish-highlands/",
"Is there a higher resolution of this?",
"I thought this sub was supposed to be about real pictures, not photoshop.",
"Was very confused about what I was looking at. Thanks!!",
"Ok I like the non-editited version more!! Thanks!",
"Exactly the kind of music I listen to. Thanks m8! :)",
"I can hear the Matrix theme music already",
"Yub-Nub!",
"Where?",
"Or is everyone inside the Matrix theme music already.",
"I mean, the word ‘place’ doesn’t really need translating",
"Beautiful, thank you for the new wallpaper on my S7.",
"Thought this was matrix cover at first glance ",
"Much better, thanks",
"More like *dreadhead*. Omigawd!",
"The trees all fell down, but no one heard it so it didn't happen.",
"I see the mushi. ",
"It was the \"boot\" part that I got caught on. I assumed \"Boot\" was short for Aboot (about).",
"welcome to the [descartes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes) method of climbing out of the rabbit hole",
"Emerald graves!!",
"And a *really* awkward scene where they make a chick orgasm from cake.",
"Oh shit! You just made good memories float into my mind... ",
"where is this? ",
"hey thanks",
"Can you also hide a dickbutt somewhere please",
"If there is such a thing",
"wow!!!! i miss that series!, i dont even remember how it finish",
"This looks nice until you realize everything you own that is outside will do this too.\n\nSo lovely when every bit of stone outside your house is slick as ice in the rain (its rains just a bit...) if you don't spend many hours a year cleaning them off.",
"All I see is pine, birch, sweetgum...",
"Like it, made it my background on phone. ",
"The closest thing to the theory you describe that has been stated seriously was the philosophy of George Berkeley; he pretty much stated that things exist by virtue of being observed. Though he went out of his way to add God as the eternal observer of everything, so the whole universe exists continually because God observes it (in other words, God wills the universe into being). Now, 300 years later, Berkeley's philosophy is hardly taken seriously any more, but it's still taught in philosophy classes because of his historical significance and because the theory combines some seemingly conflicting ideas in philosophy—idealism and empiricism.",
"Er, he can't be in it just by looking at it... ",
"Rug burn dog dick? /s",
"Look at all those sushi recipes.",
"Now make Houdini reappear",
"Is there a high res version of this image?",
"Gay Treebeard?",
"Forest bathing has a single word in Japanese, where I believe the concept originated. They call it shinrinyoku.",
"Pics? Really?",
"Say hello to my new walpaper",
"[No, this is what it looks like without editing.](http://deskbg.com/s3/wpp/6/6996/matrix-brain-desktop-background.jpg)",
"[Didn't check result zooming. Done on mobile](https://i.imgur.com/OUelGng.jpg)",
"Sorry, I posted the highest resolution I made.",
"Thanks, I was about to post that.",
"Thanks for clarifying that for him!",
"What the f- That's not even sushi"
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Matrix forest
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[
"I love this style dude, it looks so good",
"Thank you very much",
"The hair is fairly accurate too. ",
"Good job"
] | 4 |
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I drew a picture of The Weeknd in graphite
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[
"Better yet, let’s just stop making the damn things!",
"That’s really nice of you to think about the animals! I hope you recycled it as well :)\n\nA few companies have started using biodegradable “plastic” made from algae that is actually edible for animals, hopefully more follow suit!! ",
"That is awesome, I wonder how that managed that. I do recycle them, the cans as well. ",
"Until they do I'll take the time to cut em. Been in the habit for 20 years now it's kind of a hard one to beak. ",
"I always chop mine up so there's no solid rings left, and cut up mesh netting bags some stuff like lemons come in. It feels like such a tiny drop in an ocean of pollution, but I keep figuring if it saves even one animal out there that might otherwise have gotten stuck, it's worth it?",
"I like to think it is. ",
"I still do this, too. They have these reusable ones now, in some places, that are solid plastic and clip onto cans. We're getting there :)",
"No need to break that wonderful habit! You keep doing you, it’s part of what makes this world so amazing. ",
"I've done this from elementary school too! I imagine some poor sea turtle with it stuck on it's neck 😓",
"I love those! I have a drawer full of em. ",
"[Since 1989, six-pack rings in the USA have been manufactured to be 100 percent photo-degradable, so the plastic will begin to disintegrate in just a few weeks, allowing animals to easily free themselves from the brittle and crumbling rings.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_pack_rings) ",
"Yes - I still do this",
"Wow... every time I see one of these I think of that macaroni penguin from Happy Feet (I think?) with one stuck around his neck... makes me so sad...",
"Any time I almost throw one away without doing this, I feel insanely guilty. I always do this now. ",
"Yeah same here. I'll even stretch and snap them if I have to. "
] | 15 |
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I don't know if they encourage this any more, but I learned this in elementary school, and it's something you can do from your home to help save animals.
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[
"You could wish for some plastic schezuan sauce.",
"A well-rounded life where this isn't a highlight?",
"Kewl! I found my Simpson watches in the attic, needs batteries though.",
"Real chicken McNuggets?",
"I loved these! My Grandma had the full collection of several rounds. They ended up with one of my cousins after Grandma passed."
] | 5 |
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I bought this Chicken Mc Nugget-Dude from 1995 and what else could I wish for.
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[
"For what purpose? ",
"“Eeeeevvviiiiillll”-Mermaid Man",
"I work in a chemistry lab that does UV-visible pump probe spectroscopy."
] | 3 |
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Laser amplifier I'm working on.
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[
"Towed you he was real...",
"We all have our cross to bear ",
"It’s probably the tow truck that towed the “Jesus take the wheel” car crash guy ",
"Otherwise called hey-sues"
] | 4 |
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Jesus!
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[
"Are you going to keep it?",
"No, a resistor has burnt and leaked out a lot of acid and such on the circuit board. Might try and find a buyer, otherwise I'll just throw it out.",
"Resistor? If anything leaked it was the cmos battery. Can you take a photo inside? It might be repairable"
] | 3 |
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Found an antiquity in our closet, Macintosh LC II
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[
"It just looks like a normal pizza that's been slightly overcooked.",
"What makes it Japanese?",
"Made in Japan",
"Where is the egg in the center? That is how I've eaten Japanese pizza before ",
"Correct you are.",
"Well, we went a little more on the traditional side, this pizza has Nori on it, and im pretty sure it had mayo in the sauce lol",
"*Right you are, Ken!"
] | 7 |
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Japanese Pizza
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[
"That rabbit is missing at least one eye! Need a shot from the other side for confirmation if he's missing the other. ",
"Didn't really have to mention his race but ok.",
"yea",
"Can confirm, have a rabbit",
"That's racist calling the rabbit cute.",
"Are you insinuating a black man can only have a ugly rabbit?"
] | 6 |
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Black Man With His Cute Rabbit ....
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/r/pics/comments/7td51s/art_dumb/
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[
"Kettral",
"Yes, thou art dumb.",
"is a dumb what we call a dump with only one entry? If so i don't hate the idea.",
"oh thats spelling mistake "
] | 4 |
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Art Dumb
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/r/pics/comments/7td8ws/cockatoo_perched_at_the_very_top_of_a_tree/
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[
"I see him, plus a little friend nearby.",
"Birds make the best tree ornaments.",
"That's a corella."
] | 3 |
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Cockatoo perched at the very top of a tree
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/r/pics/comments/7td9z4/somewhere_near_reynisfjara_the_black_sand_beach/
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[
"We struggled to even get out of the car! There were 2 guys there trying to get back in their rental car and close the door, but the wind had bent the door/hinges when they got out. Super windy, but super fun.",
"That was us too!! We were thankful for rental insurance haha. So beautiful though for sure!",
"Wait. Are you saying that you were one of the guys we saw? ",
"Oh, no! My phrasing wasn't the best. Lots of people seem to get their car doors blown off there. "
] | 4 |
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Somewhere near Reynisfjara, the black sand beach in Iceland. The windiest place I have ever been!
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/r/pics/comments/7tdbc3/patton_oswalt_at_arbys_after_winning_an_emmy/
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[
"poor guy this picture and title go hand in hand",
"Arby’s always had good comfort food ",
"Man, I didn't want to wake up sad. All the best to him.",
"That’s an incredibly sad pic.\n I felt so terrible for him and their daughter. ",
"Aww... looks so alone - poor bloke ",
"Uh wasn't this a joke photo he did?",
"What are you implying? That u/Gallowboob is posting simply for karma? How dare you!",
"Please say this isn't real... That's too heavy. ",
"He meant the photo to be funny, but it didn’t come off as such. ",
"I just want to hug him. ",
"Pretty much",
"My heart goes out to him, but he's now married to Natty Gann, so he's doing okay. Still don't wish what he went through on anyone.",
"poor dude"
] | 13 |
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Patton Oswalt at Arby's after winning an Emmy shortly after the sudden passing of his wife
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/r/pics/comments/7tdc8x/i_drew_a_picture_which_is_nice/
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[
"Well you've got that going for you.",
"“Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”🎶",
"Trying to maximize karma by posting this in multiple subreddits, eh Original Poster? Nice drawing, but don't be a karma whore, bub.\n",
"I do what i want. Bub.",
"Fine. Look like a little bitch then.",
"I posted my art in 2 subs. Here and /r/art because no everyone subscribes to that sub...so fuck you. ",
"Whoa. Somebody's angry. LOL!",
"Anger is not what im feeling...more so feeling sad for you...",
"Go draw a self portrait. Title it Sad Clown.",
"You’re an idiot."
] | 10 |
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I drew a picture, which is nice.
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/r/pics/comments/7tdcdi/transformation/
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[
"Beautiful! ",
"Gorgeous! Shine on you crazy diamond!",
"More power to you. Now if you're looking for a husband; I' available.",
"Dude looks like a dude",
"Someone explain to me why this is a beautiful instance of someone becoming who they truly are, but the dude that injects synthol or takes steroids or gets plastic surgery for some fake muscles is a freak to be mocked.",
"Ok then. Lets not mock both of them. ",
"Get help",
"It looks like they did.",
"Ahhh, yes, because this person didn’t inject anything into their body either.",
"I’m not saying anyone deserves to be mocked. But to claim one is a mental illness and the other is not is wrong.",
"Mock, mock, mock.",
"My god, your history is absolutely pathetic. You should take your own advice, kid. ",
"You’re right different. One injected more of a chemical that his body produces naturally to build more mass and the other injected a chemical that their body doesn’t produce well and changed the entire makeup of their existence.",
"Cause one can be a negative addiction and the other can be someone feeling trapped in the wrong skin. Very different situations.",
"Your asshole is showing. ",
"Likely for the same reason \"fat is beautiful\" and that steroids are \"cheating\". \n\nWhat's amazing is that no amount of steroids will give you dedication and drive to become what you could be with them. If injecting a drug turned you into a superhuman, they'd be putting it in the water supply. Those that inject still bust their balls/tits (idk if women in the gym bust balls?) to lift and achieve what they want. \n",
"Yikes, I don’t know why I looked, but I did.",
"Justlookinok literally didn't have one positive, or from what I saw even neutral, comment on their history. Only negative things to say. What a sad life. ",
"Gay",
"Man these traps are getting finer and finer I can't lie if I was at a bar that chick would probably get fucked. I can hear her now \"are you into anal?\" Yep I am all the way until I see a nut sack and then it's time to fight.",
"don't know why you're getting down voted. Not to mention plenty of people mock and humiliate people like OP. The same way many people admire people like Arnold, SLY, Cena, The rock, Diesel etc etc. All Guys who do steroids. And the countless models and actresses who've obviously had surgery and everyone loves. \n\n",
"You said this way better than I did in the original question.",
"You're wrong, horribly wrong. Your comment is extremely flawed and erroneous to begin with. It's a matter of opinion/ personal view. Some people ;like them some people don't. Can you tell me how many people mock and ridicule Silvester, Arnold, The rock, Vin Diesel? because they all do steroids. How many girls idolize Kim K, Kylie, actually, how many actresses have had surgery and are respected? infinite ones! \n\nAnd can you honestly say people like OP don't get mocked and humiliated daily? lol, really? because they do, probably much more than any of the people mentioned.\n\nYour comparison is just a narrow not so well thought out view of things. \n\nThe guys getting mocked for doing synthol or fake muscles are usually being mocked because they were too lazy to go to the gym and do things the right way. Not to mention they put their health on the line for it. Can you change your sex by going to the gym? lol\n\nSeriously,how the fuck does anyone agree with such a bad comparison. ",
"Yeah, but if you mock a trap, it's considered a trolling or hateful move. Mock Mr universe and people will generally roll with the joke",
"Well yeah, Mr.Universe is not much different from an actor or actress. Not to mention they are after all fucking Mr. Universe lol. You can mock them all you want but do you really think anything you or anyone says will hurt their confidence?\n\nA trans person is just a person, so unless you're their close friend of relative. What gives you the right to mock them? I promise you there are Trans people out there who have close friends that mock them or make fun of them for being trans and they're cool with it. Some random stranger saying shit to them? why oh why wouldn't they be offended? of course the person is an asshole. No different from a random stranger on the street coming up to you an insulting you for no reason. If a stranger does this, what other reason does he have to do it other than to be hurtful or simply an asshole. To be funny? Chances are you're gonna get offended too.\n\nAgain, bad comparison. ",
"Your statement is pretty flawed too. Op is still not actually a female. Let's at least accept that sad truth. I'm not saying that to be mean right now, gender is a fixed condition in genetically normal humans.\n\nAnd sure, people mock trans folks, but it's generally not acceptable. If you make a joke about steroid users or Michael Jackson's funny face or Trump's orange skin, people will generally laugh with you, even though they made a choice to change that doesn't affect anyone but them.",
"So fame makes it ok to mock people for body image?",
"Did I say OP was a woman? Nope.\n\nIs OP a woman? I cant say either. Your definition of “woman” might be as simple as XX chromosomes.\n\nBut what if being a woman to OP means something else? Is she wrong because it’s not the Scientific definition? So by that reasoning we also have to accept the “sad truth” that everyone who is religious is automatically wrong as well because everything theh believe goes against science. \n\nYou have a view they have their view man. That simple. Neither can tell the other you’re wronga and I’m right. Not unless you’re God himself and know everything there is to know about the universe and can explain the reason for everything. So unless you can do that, your view is just that, your view. Same way mines is just that. \n\nThe sad thing is when we begin to impose and judge others simply because they don’t follow our own views. That’s just arrogant and narrow-minded. \n\nEdit: also, I respect you if u hate, dislike, think being trans is a “mental disorder “ that’s cool too man that's your view. But does that mean there should be no trans people in the word and we should all accept that view as a universal rule? Lol. Get me? If you’re happy with your life why not let them be happy with theirs? Im sure there’s plenty of people that disagree with your own way of living and would love you to align with their own views. Would you find that fair?",
"Quite the transformation. I say stick with the red hair.",
"Nope, but they expect it, it’s part of being a public figure. It’s one of the negatives of the job. Is it okay for a cop to be shot? Nope. Do they know they might get shot when they sign up for it? Yup.\n\nShould a regular civilian expect to get shot ? ",
"You know, we're at an impasse, but I think we had a decent discussion about it. I'm gonna chalk this one up as a win for reasoned discourse. Good on you friend.",
"Fuck the haters. You look great OP! You don't owe anyone anything. Do what makes you happy!",
"You're confusing sex and gender. Sex is biological determined. Gender is a social construct. ",
"Dude I do not like the idea of trans or gay people trying to impose their lifestyle or wanting everyone to accept it as \"normal\" either. I get the feeling your original comment stems from that. I respect that man, the same way they should be left alone to live in peace the people who don't agree with them should be left in peace as well. \n\nAs long as either one tries to impose themselves on the other we will have problems. Good day to you too man. ",
"Ok. I've heard that mentioned before. Good correction. ",
"Actually, there was a thread about a guy (not a redditor) that shot up a bunch of synthol (injectable muscles, but a little toxic). Everyone in the thread was just jumping on how dumb he was and how he looked like a freak, there was no outrage about respecting his body image like we get when trans peeps are made fun of. I was just fishing for people's thoughts on the difference.\n\nMost of the time I am an asshole troll on this site. Today, I'm taking a break, just an innocent query.",
"Looking good dude! ",
"My guess is that he has a chronic illness that keeps him in pain all the time, so he is always mad for no reason.",
"Yup we are gay now!/jk\nI hate doing this...",
"Yeah fuck this gay shit\n\n*saves to jerk off to later*",
"This clearly is a mentally sick individual who needs help!\n\n*saves this post to the wank album*",
"okay we mock them just enough, but not enough to be mean. Its a fine line but I think we are up for the challenge\n",
"So during the transition, when did you start dating? When you did, when did you bring up the transformation?",
"O tempora, o mores!\n\n*shloop shloop shloop*",
"M'lady",
"I dig the right pic in the middle row",
"Bruh, transgender women are gr8! TS girls HMU!",
"Looks like the religious crowd discovered the internet found the down vote button.",
"What? It was an honest compliment?! What the fuck Reddit?",
"Uh, no there is no \"social construct\" that is \"gender.\" That is made up. Men that choose to \"identify\" as women are still men. You don't get to \"choose\" if you are a man or a woman. You just are one or the other.",
"You fucking bigoted pieces of shit. A beautiful woman becomes who she was meant to be, I compliment her, and you give me shit. Fuck you, fuck the internet, and girl, you are gorgeous. Fuck Tha Police! Bunch a dipshits inbred fucktards right here muthafuckas!",
"You truly are beautiful. Live long, stay strong.",
"Is this r/swordorsheath",
"You look amazing! As long as you're happy that's what counts.",
"Checked this users comments, turns out they are a satanist. Now please, keep screaming bigot and keep dissing the police. Looks like it's the only thing you are able to do is act just like the people you hate :)",
"I’d do that dude ",
"I think this might work as an alignment chart:\n\n Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good\n\n Dorky Picture Lots of Light Leather Jacket\n\n\n\n Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral\n\n Am I doing this right? Brown and grey Sexy outfit\n Rules matter!\n\n\n\n Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil\n\n I got nothin' Hate in the eyes Tempted, aren't you?",
"They are all freaks",
"Actually that's like intro sociology. Gender in this context has more to do with the roles society tends to attribute to sex such as masculinity and femininity. The confusion of the two often leads to social problems such as telling boys to \"man up\" when they're experiencing normal human emotions, or telling girls it's \"not lady-like\" to play football. It's not biology that's enforcing these gender roles, but learned behavior reinforced by societal norms. ",
"You should definitely do that new meme - karma is a bitch",
"At least you have a consistent stance on it.",
"I am an agnostic, I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.",
"Biologically the person in the post is a male. That is a fact. Also you were very aggressive in your earlier comments for what reason? All that shows is that you are a very angry person. Instead of bring it out on men, why don't you get some help or maybe look in the mirror and rethink your mindset of \"all men are bad\" and then Maybe, MAYBE, start commenting on reddit again.",
"Just read your comments....got no comment. ",
" \"Oh fuck this sexist white male just said something to me, I'm not used to interactions outside of my SJW circlejerk. Umm... Uh... I got it! Just read your comments.... got no comment because I know I'm in the wrong\"",
"Man, I do love getting baited by a 12 year old retarded Nigerian kid with autism and a small dick. ",
"Oh man. There is no hope in your sad sack of soulless meat you call a human body. Doesn't want to address the issues they have of there own so they insult people with mental disorders. I dearly hope you have someone to talk to,or someone who says they love you before you go to sleep. Otherwise, you just won't make it in this harsh world. Hopefully I'm not hurting your fragile feelings at all. ",
"Holy shit why are there so many haters here? I think she is so pretty!",
"Oh damn kid, you are going to have a rough time navigating through life. It's been real, but haven't enough sarcasm to continue. Keep it 💯, you beautiful freak.",
"Thank your for eating what I just said to you and shitting it back out to me because of your lack of ideas. Now bye. Go back to worshipping your beloved Satan and serial killers. ",
"You look great luv.",
"All I see is a dude with a wig.",
"I actually agree with you here, minus the sad fact that these kinds of thoughts and views will always lead to a Bill C-16 (in Canada) and identitarian politics, the same kinds that was used by Mao, and Stallin! To group people is dangerous! to make it law is even more dangerous! If someone wants me to call him a her or a her a him and ask me 99.09% of the time I will say sure and do it, the very second you make a law forcing me to! that is compelled speech! I will fight it tooth and nail! I am a firm believer in free speech (I see what is happening in my own country, the loss of free speech, the government saying if you are not for abortion then no gov funding, so basically think as we think or else) I may disagree with what you say with every fiber of my being but I will fight to the death for you to say it!\nthis is a very dangerous path we walk right now.",
"so wait are you saying there is difference between men and women? so you are not a feminist then? I mean feminists have been saying for years there is no difference and women are just as capable as men, but if there is a difference then feminism is wrong?",
"The person above me was not discussing \"gender roles.\" He was discussing \"gender\" specifically. In other words, he was saying that you are a man simply because society has decided you are a man, or vice-versa for a woman. \n \nThat is bullshit. Society doesn't decide if you are a man or a woman. Biology does. We can discuss *HOW* society treats men and women all day long, but \"Gender\" and \"Sex\" are the same thing. \n \nYou also cannot decide if you are a man or a woman. It is not a choice. It is biologically determined and it cannot be changed.",
"Oh god! It’s anti-Reddit! It’s a... *reasonable conclusion to an argument*....",
"Yep will never hate them or wish them ill. But if you hate yourself so much that you need to change your body ln such extreme ways your not normal , and I dont support it. Its not like having bad teeth and getting braces. Or having bad eyes and getting Lazic surgery. They are literally so self hating they chop off body parts to be something other than what they are. Or they add chemicals to their body to transform it to be something more. Even though it's bad for them. The media however supports this new trend of \"make believe\" and we the people should do something about it. \nWe have fat shaming ads and commercials all day everyday about how to lose weight because being fat is bad for you. We should have the same thing about men who want to be women and or the Hulk. ",
">crazy diamond\n\nIs that a mother fucking Jojo reference?!? ",
"I totally see your point man, it's insane to think we can just tell people to change their way of thinking when they have seen things that way for hundreds of years. Not only that, but it's basically imposing our views unto them, it's a dangerous cycle. They wanna force their view unto us we wanna force ours, not the way.\n\nBetter to leave each other alone and in peace, eventually it will just become normal on its own without forcing it. Otherwise it will get ugly. ",
"Honestly you can do a simple Google search to see the difference between sex and gender in a sociological context. *Hint google \"Sex and Gender Sociology\". That would be the case in which gender refers to a social construct. You can disagree with it all you want but it's still a scientific discipline, and no amount of biggusdickus swinging will change that.",
"So that's a tranny? Poor guy could have just accepted himself instead of living a lie. Oh well, bottom center is definitely the worst pic. ",
"You're so pretty :o",
"fuck off",
"r/niceguys ",
"Amen, what's worse the people who get this done sometimes won't tell the person they start seeing right away. If you're going to get this shit done for hating what you're are born as, then why be ashamed to the point where you can't be open about it with someone you start seeing? Just more self hating. It should literally be one of the first things you talk about.",
"no, its a pink floyd reference. you kids and your stupid chinese cartoons. ",
">chinese",
"Lmfaaaao",
"Dude looks like a lady, wha na wow",
"I would hope so and or after that u had a dinky cut",
"Fuckable",
"[Transgenderism is a mental disorder. Not something to be glorified. ](https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/gender-dysphoria) ",
"Wtf reddit",
"He can go find a man to make happy. After all, I found my husband Barack and he loves taking it. ",
">*shloop shloop shloop*\n\nThis is a great onomatopoeia for the sound of me going to town on my husband Barack's asshole. ",
"Your comment makes me sad. Why must you express hate for a person you’ve never even met? I hope someday you decide that being open minded is worth more than writing bad things about people’s transformations on reddit. ",
"Because going along with people's mental delusions only hurts them in the long run. Being compassionate would be to tell them to get help. 41% suicide rate goes to show that allowing them to live a lie is not helping. What make me sad is that so many of you support people taking tons of chemicals and getting plastic surgery rather than telling them they are beautiful how they were born.",
"This guy reddits.",
"... ><",
"Your comment isn’t trying to tell them they were beautiful the way they were and it’s much easier said than done to just accept yourself. I wouldn’t inject myself with things and I’m not sure I’d get plastic surgery, but really they know what they’re getting into. They get those things so they can feel like their “real selves.” For all we know we only get one life, and who are you to judge these pictures and tell them it’s sick and sad? If this persons happy and not hurting anybody why should we bring them down? The suicide rate is from people calling them sick and whatnot. We shouldn’t outcast and alienate people because everybody’s different. And maybe it’s a mental thing but we all have mental things and what defines a problem? I say let people modify themselves the way they please, it’s more dangerous to outcast them and make them feel terrible for wanting to be the way they want",
"Your right I didn't articulate it in that way, yet I also didn't express any hatred of the person. All I said was, poor guy could have just accepted himself. Don't know what's hateful about that.\n\nI'd like to knock you off of your moral grandstanding, I check OP's comment history before replying. He also posted this [picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/7tdahq/transformation_from_subhuman_incel_to_a_living) to r/CringeAnarchy . So take it down a notch, I was responding to OP not this troubled individuals. In fact you can follow my link and find a wealth of people to get mad at over there. \n\nAnyhow, back in the day it was fine that men wanted to pretend they are women. I take a hard line on this issue now because the main stream Leftist culture is pushing this transhumanist ideology on kids. When they started pushing ideas like a 7 year old is informed enough to change their sexual identity. Even going as far as introducing puberty blocker, that have the effect to not only destroy the kids ability to ever reproduce. Yet also stunts the grow of their brain. \n\nIs when I realized this entire train of logic is wrong and should not be accepted in any capacity. When something starts to hurt kids is when it becomes undoubtedly bad. Thus I will shame it at any opportunity. Is that fair?",
"Totally adorable!\n\nAnd peep that post history. Yikes.",
"Avoiding all recent comments and just going with my true feelings: as long as you don't rely on makeup on a day-to-day basis to feel \"pretty\" you're beautiful.",
"You’re beautiful! 💕"
] | 107 |
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transformation
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[
"/r/earthporn",
"I wanted to but I can’t figure out the dimensions ",
"I downloaded the picture and it says 1536 x 2048.",
"Thank you good sir "
] | 4 |
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Beautiful scenery in Colorado
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/r/pics/comments/7tdcv7/the_greatest_city_in_america/
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[
"Baltimore, MD",
"The pizza is trash, but everything else is ok...",
"America, Fuck Yeah!",
"I saw that when I went there and wondered who they were trying to convince. ",
"At least the didn’t prevent the homeless from sleeping on the bench. ",
"Litters should be jailed for 7 days, community service picking trash up for 30 days, a fine of $500 and picture in the local paper as a litterer.",
"Don’t just take a pic clean it up ",
"They pay people to do that in the nicer parts of the city. If this was my bus stop, I'd consider it. This stop is too far from my home for that to be feasible. ",
"When you said if this was my bus stop I’d consider it that is what everyone says all the time put it off to the next person",
"Well, there's people that live behind it, across the street from it, and in the surrounding blocks, if that was the case, it wouldn't be dirty.\n\nI take a trash bag out to my stop at least once a month, because people are disgusting. \n\n"
] | 10 |
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The Greatest City in America
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/r/pics/comments/7tdcxk/mount_huashan_china_definitely_one_of_the_best/
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[
"I’ve always wanted to go there. Never had the chance. Heard it’s a amazing ",
"i really loved it. Saw it 6 months before going to china and thought \"huh looks amazing i would love to do the plankwalk\" then 6months later i was in china, and had time off to be able to travel, and i wanted to go to the terracotta army, not realizing this was so close by. Really happy i got the opportunity to go there.",
"What's up with the glove?",
"michael jackson cosplay. nah its cold up there, but i only wear one because i was fiddling with my camera all day and wearing a glove and using a camera is annoying."
] | 4 |
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Mount Huashan, China. Definitely one of the best experiences ive ever had travelling
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/r/pics/comments/7tde9l/my_brother_in_law_is_14_and_makes_me_clay_figures/
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[
"So be honest, how long did these take you to make?",
"That’s really cool! but what is the creepy female Chuck E. Cheese in the back right corner supposed to be??",
"Thats an original he made called sally the squirrel he has a whole line of characters hes made very clever and talented kid",
"Wouldnt know as i didnt make them lol",
"An average guess?",
"Ive seen him make a clay duck in about 30mins so between then an a few hours depending on how mucb detail he decides to throw in",
"How long has he been doing it?\n\nTell him an anonymous turtle thinks he does an awesome job and actually secretly wishes he jad one\n",
"He got into when was about 11 and has been progressing since he does alot of nintendo mash ups I.E. he has a waluigi squidward lol.",
"Let's see it some time",
"Posting more stuff soon! ",
"He needs to make you a clay Clay Aiken.",
"https://imgur.com/a/JyJEV here are some more of his works for those who are interested, I have a video im working on uploading too!",
"She busty",
"Pajama Sam! Oh, the memories. ",
"Which is the most recent? He's talented!",
"Many of his female characters are lol"
] | 16 |
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My brother in law is 14 and makes me clay figures for Christmas every year!
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/r/pics/comments/7tdgnm/after_60_surgeries_and_the_removal_of_4_ribs_the/
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[
"*ahem* **fuckin' freak** *cough, cough*",
"More like the human Chuckie.",
"Should be in r/creepy",
"Removal of ribs = ability to suck one's own. I can see how that would make a man happy. ",
"He looks like the demon from the conjuring ",
"Kill it, kill it with fire ",
"Black hole sun, won't you come...",
"Erm...that’s a guy? ",
"He looks like a bad statue in a wax museum.",
"I'd say, at this point it's obviously a disorder. Poor guy. ",
"When did Ken start wearing corsets?",
"Is this for real?",
"Yeah",
"If I were the surgeon, I think I'd probably make a \"mistake\" that he wouldn't live through.",
"Pretty costly for some take-out ribs.",
"[pre-op](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/nintchdbpict000293508227.jpg?strip=all&w=960)"
] | 16 |
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After 60 surgeries and the removal of 4 ribs the guy known as "the human Ken doll" says he finally feels happy. And yes, those are his ribs in the jar.
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/r/pics/comments/7tdhnc/moon_bridge/
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[
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7mn73r/moon_bridge/\n\nLiterally one month ago, same title.",
"Good catch. Looks like a bot. \n\nCompare a previous post https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7t5mqw with https://www.reddit.com/r/redditinreddit/comments/7t5loe",
"Almost like a perfect circle album cover"
] | 3 |
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Moon bridge
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/r/pics/comments/7tdjnz/this_trailer_is_sort_of_infamous_in_my_town_the/
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[
"I wonder what's in the trailer.",
"Missourian here. What town? ",
"Backstory? "
] | 3 |
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This trailer is sort of infamous in my town. The trailer hasn't been unhitched from the truck in years.
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/r/pics/comments/7tdjqe/the_most_toronto_picture/
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[
"Human zoo",
"Wow, every time I see one of these picture of Drake before he got swole I barely recognize him.",
"All it needs now is a salty leafs fan",
"Puente de Luz Bridge. I used to walk across that bridge at least once every week!"
] | 4 |
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The most Toronto picture
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/r/pics/comments/7tdohj/took_this_picture_on_a_film_camera_with_expired/
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[
"The ‘57 Chevy wagon makes it look older, too.",
"It just happened to be there that day. Along with those hat-wearing gentlemen.",
"And the older car in front of the chevy",
"Is there a subreddit for film and antiquated film photography? Super interested in this stuff but can't find anywhere to share the love!",
"I wonder if you could do some time travel pranks with a photo like this. Maybe have someone holding a cell phone in the distance ",
"There is a model T Ford in the pic...show me proof of this pics modernness!",
"Not sure if being sarcastic but...an electronic crosswalk signal.....",
"I was thinking the same...how did they not notice that?",
"Those were the good old days. Can’t beat the style of 2017. ",
"Ah, yes! I so used to enjoy going down to the malt shoppe in 2017 and listening to the latest ditties coming out of the fashionable Bluetooth speakers of yonder day!",
"To be fair, the first electric crosswalk sign was installed in the 30’s.",
"And the Model T in front of it...",
"I’m thinking this photo is from the 60’s. Electric crosswalk signs have been around for a long time but I’m having trouble finding the exact date this type was installed. \n\nThe very first electric crossing signals are from the 30’s.",
"The only thing I see that gives it away is the crosswalk",
"Titled: \"anachronism.\" ",
"There's /r/colorizedhistory and /r/oldschoolcool",
"1984 wasn't that long ago - i'd say it has more to do with the photo's subject matter, and grainy developing.",
"Definitely agree with you on this, I was really lucky that the day I decided to use my film camera, the place was having some sort of back in the day event clearly ",
"But there's a countdown timer below the don't walk signal (it's at zero). While those aren't brand new, they definitely weren't around in the 60's",
"Also the guy in the foreground looks like he could be from that era. If there was a guy in a hoodie there it would break the immersion a bit. \n\nBut deffo those cars are what makes it look older.",
"And the Model T in front of that. ",
"Agreed. My recollection is those came in when LED signals were introduced. The old ones were incandescent bulbs behind a masked lens. ",
"Yonder is used for location, not time. Something is located, 'over yonder'. 'Days of yore' may be better suited to your comment.",
"You’re right. Now that you said that, I’m playing the phrase back in my mind and yours sounds right. Thanks for keeping me honest! Much appreciated!",
"But the crosswalk sign has a countdown timer display beneath it. Those weren't used in major cities until 2001.",
"Where is this? What city and street?",
"The photo is from 2017, I took a similar picture on my phone as well in color! If I knew how to share it on this thread I would ",
"Montréal in the Old Port, front of St James Hotel on St Jacques St. ",
"https://imgur.com/",
"Thank you\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/Ja3KS let’s hope it works ",
"Doesn’t seem to be a crosswalk sign of any kind now.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/yb1z2uc.jpg",
"Worked great! Was this a car show or something?",
"If you say so OP. I’m dubious but I believe you.\n\nNot sure when or why they switched up the traffic lights or grew Ivy all over the front...https://i.imgur.com/WVHWS0c.jpg\n\nBut you wouldn’t just lie on the internet. \n\n",
"You don’t know how to share a photo in a comment on Reddit? There’s a lot of Reddit apps you can use. Or just upload it Imgr and comment the link.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/Ja3KS\n\nPicture also from IPhone, cross walk light and everything :)",
"I wish I knew, but with the history behind the hotel and all, I’m not surprised to see these cars parked in front!",
"Now THIS is some quality content if you post the pics side by side. \n\nYour post here is suuuuuper dubious looking because it looks genuinely old. I wasn’t buying it at first even with the crosswalk signal.\n\n I’d resubmit side by side. The comparison makes it even cooler. Also, good job on capturing the right elements in the old looking one. You genuinely can not tell.",
"Thank you very much!! I was hoping for some doubt a bit because all the elements kind of added up in the film version that it really did look old, so much so that some of the comments started talking about the history of pedestrian lights haha ",
"That was me! I knew they’re older than most people think but the countdown timer was the real giveaway. Good job with it!",
"Makes you wonder if you could falsify photos as \"historic\" by using old tape somehow.",
"OP posted proof below. https://imgur.com/gallery/Ja3KS",
"What film as it?"
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Took this picture on a film camera with expired film from 1984, which definitely made the picture look historic even though it was taken on August 15, 2017.
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[
"I’ve always find that impressive. ",
"But the Titanic didn’t have 4,000 screaming kids running around.\n\nAdvantage: Titanic ",
"But it eventually had 4,000 screaming adults running around.",
"Like, you mean when they opened the buffet up to the people in steerage???",
"Silly 20th Century ships sinking from a little ice, good thing modern cruise ships are invincible!",
"Don’t be silly. There is no way such a big ship could possibly fit under such a little bridge. Don’t be selling no perspective nonsense either. /sarcasm. "
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The Titanic vs Modern Cruise Ship
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/r/pics/comments/7tdot7/annual_midnight_swearing_in_of_ss_troops_at/
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[
"And no one there thought they were the bad guys? ",
"Fire kingdom lookin’ ass, Darth Vader lookin ass douchebags...",
"Do they get baptised by the fires of hell?"
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Annual midnight swearing in of SS troops at Feldherrnhalle, Munich, 1938.
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[
"There is a dog... Praise be it to Him. I never doubted.",
"Adorable! My dog always goes to the sunny spot in the yard for warmth. I like to think she's the chosen one.",
"If you spell DOG in reverse, you get GOD.",
"Didn't change a word or even wait a full hour...bravo.",
"Follow that dog for a special side quest ",
"Bless this boye in particular",
"I love this picture but can someone photoshop the dog like 3 feet further back so he’s directly in the ray?",
"I feel like this photograph is an accurate representation of my life",
"so, dog rays\n",
"Is actually doggo about to get abducted by aliens. Not to probe him, but to give him interstellar treats and scritches. 👽",
"And there he was, the bestest of good boys there is.",
"And God said, \"Let there be good boy,\" and there was good boy.\n\n\n\nThe Book of Max Chapter 1:3",
"From Tarkovsky’s little-known adaptation of *Old Yeller*",
"To be honest, I would be okay with this.",
"You are the death-ritual that the hipsters of Boulder, Colorado follow to honor their abruptly-retired kombucha batch.",
"And then the good boy bid farewell to the human who had shown him such kindness. “Thank you for your love and care in this life, dear friend. Now, I must go to live the next. Someday, when you stand in my paw prints, visit me in Doggie Heaven.”",
"What does this mean?",
"Maybe he likes the sun on his back. \n😃",
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. \n\n- Mark Twain ",
"God is just Dog spelled backwards, of course it all makes sense!\n\nSomeone was just dyslexic along the way! ",
"It means that this is a repost\n\nAlthough complaining about reposts is against reddiquette",
"Ah! Ok. ",
"a little self-impressed, no?",
"Is this real",
"He's on a mission from dog.",
"The chosen one",
"Gandoglf the White",
"Canus Christus!",
"I guess this dog found out who is a good boy.",
"Dog Said: \"It is warm right about here.\"",
"Sure, if you could prove a causal relationship. Imagine on a sunny day brighter beams of light illuminate all the goodboyes and tuckedinkitties accompanied by a voice coming from everywhere that said...\"yes. that's better.\"\n\nYou'd probably get a few converts to theism.",
"And he reposted this...",
"\"Where are my testicles, Summer?\"",
"Or maybe the dog specifically picked the sunny spot because it was warmer.",
"Just waiting for the Tripod horn to go off.",
"The *Goodest* of boys ",
"And it was good..and it was",
"That or the aliens have found the goodest boy in the galaxy.",
"Dog is god backwards. ",
"Some would say he was the Chosen One.",
"\"and on the 6th day...\"",
"Maybe that beam of light is coming from doggie and beaming upwards. Did anyone think of that? Huh? ",
"I’m pretty sure that’s aliens beaming him up .",
"In ancient times...the legendary sword of evil's bane rested there. ",
"And then the UFO abducted him",
"And yet the first time i see it. Guess we frequent diff subs.",
"1st time I've seen this. Pretty kewl. ",
"Thus spake The Lord, “Forsooth! He is a good boye! Plentiful shall be his schmakos, and far his awoo will trumpet.” The word of the Dog...",
"Dogmini Patri.",
"god said this spot right behind the dog is a good boy",
"plz tranlate the entire thing, i'd buy it in dogecoins. ",
"I thought it was from E.T.",
"Not God -- Anubis!",
"The dog must be a quest. ",
"I thought he was being abducted by aliens.",
"> Didn't change a word or *even wait a full hour*\n\nUnless you un-subbed to /r/aww, that's probably why. This post was made only 22 minutes after the one in /r/aww.",
"At least try a different title ",
"Those are aliens...",
"He said he is a good boy, he is the best boy. And all dogs go to heaven ",
"When i started browsing reddit i dont think /r/aww even existed. It has never been part of my list of default subs. ",
"I don’t believe in god. I believe in this though. ",
"You misspelled boi.",
"GOD BOYE",
"There’s no such things as god(s).",
"\"The Lord is my German Shepherd, I shall not want...\"",
"What's the meaning? ",
"That's not a repost, that's literally the point for posting to relevant subs. People don't use the same ones.",
"Why the fuck would you wait to cross post content to relevant subs? ",
"No one ever said it was one and that's why there's a crosspost button",
"It doesn't need to be _stated_. That's some shit that kids started when digg imploded and everyone got all police happy about internet points..\n\nThat's literally what the Other Discussions tab at the top of the page is for.",
"And on the seventh day he created Dog and was content. Dog would show the world the power of unwavering love.",
"Not sure when it was added as a default but it definitely existed long before you ever created that account."
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God Said: "He is a good boy."
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[
"Bugs Bunny would be in heaven",
"That's awesome.",
"How do we know he’s really proud?",
"Both of my favorite vegetables!",
"There's uh carrot soup, carrot cake, carrot pie, carrot shrimp. \nUh, there's carrot kabobs, deep fried carrots, pan fried carrots, buffalo carrots and uh raw carrots."
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A proud farmer
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[
"Photographer: Brian Estelle",
"Looks so gangster.",
"I love going to Eastern State Penitentiary. Such a great time, especially near halloween time",
"That's more than I make in a year!",
"I wanna be called Snorky.",
"Did all the prisoners get wing-backed chairs, writing desks, and velvet throws for their beds? ",
"Did all the prisoners get wing-backed chairs, writing desks, and velvet throws for their beds? ",
"Good question.",
"Good question.",
"Hell, no. The furnishings were spartan at best, and while Capone had the cell all to himself, by the 1920s, most cells at Eastern State usually housed 2 or 3 men each. \n\n\n\n\n",
"I've gone multiple times but this past Halloween was the first time I've let them put the glow stick on me to get grabbed and targeted. So much more fun and scary that way! ",
"We went to one that did that stuff by default and it was fucking rough haha. Thank god my girlfriend shrieked like a banshee because all the workers went straight for her and mostly left me alone. Still terrifying though.",
"I see this, and I remember the Ghost Adventures episode where they stayed in this prison.\n\nThat show is surprisingly entertaining.",
"This is a replica at the Penintentiary, by the way.",
"Abandoned? How the hell is this not looted? Misleading title much?\n",
"The audio tour of Eastern State Penitentiary is narrated by Steve Buscemi. Go ahead, read this post’s title again, but with Steve Buscemi’s voice. It’s almost like you’re actually there! ",
"I went there a few years ago. Capone's cell was definitely the show piece and different from all the others. Others were as gloom as you can imagine prison cells to be. ",
"Al did not have that radio. It wasnt even make until after he died.",
"Abandoned as in its no longer used as a prison, its a museum now. ",
"Makes sense. It was a late night."
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"Home Sweet Home: The former cell of the famous American gangster Al Capone in the abandoned prison of Eastern State Penitentiary, Philadelphia PA"
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"The knife is called the Swish by Olamic Cutlery. It was hand engraved by Andrey Kolesnikov. Only a few of these knives were engraved, the engraved versions are sold and no longer available, although the unengraved versions are still being made. The picture was taken by u/nickshabazz, he is the owner of the knife.\n\nIf you would like to see more of the engraver's work, his instagram handle is knifemaster60. I would link it, but for whatever reason instagram links are banned here.",
"This is neat, what’s the process to engrave?",
"[Here is a video of a different engraver using the same methods that were used on this knife.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwvDH4I14f0)",
"Here's a full album, if anybody'd like to see more: https://imgur.com/a/FQCJZ",
"That’s wicked",
"It’s like an assassins creed origins preorder weapon",
"Those at r/stargate would enjoy this.",
"[He runs a popular knife review channel](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCM_f7DAr6zzIHHYggsq8CrA), so he has plenty of knives to use.",
"It's a high class knife, but this isn't for killing people, \"engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.\"",
"This is the few r/pic 's that I've really stopped to stare at\n\nThe purposeful worn rock-like parts really give it great character. The ~~Osiris~~ Ra is amazing too",
"\n*ILLUMINATI*",
"Chinese crap.",
"It's Horus! ",
"Ancient writing. From the old kingdom.",
"That’s ra......I’ll give it a minute.",
"why would any civilian ever in their life buy a knife meant for killing people",
"These knives are made by a small team of Americans in Mountain View, California, USA. This particular knife in made by machine, but their more expensive models are done by hand.\n\n\n This is about as American made as you can get, the machining is done in a USA, without any outsourcing of parts, inside a facility manned by American workers.\n\nhttps://www.olamiccutlery.com",
"This is actually a high quality knife, blade is elmax steel. Made in California. These knives retail starting at $300 ish, and this one is probably much much more. This is about the farthest from Chinese crap you can get.",
"Nobody said it was for killing people",
"Pretty sure it's Ra",
"Looks like a souvenir you would buy at the Luxor in Vegas.",
"I want it 😲",
"How many Jaffa did the guy need to kill to obtain one? That, ladies and gentlemen, is the real question here today.",
"It might be high quality but it looks tacky and would fit in at /r/mallninjashit",
"\"Engravings....give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.\"\n\n",
"That is seriously bitchin'!",
"Jaffa, kree!",
"$300 is a cheap knife. The parts are manufactured in China. He assembles them here. It's mid-tech not custom, that's why he can say it's made in California.",
"Assembled in California. Didn't notice the 'semi-custom' labelling on their site?",
"Different strokes for different folks, I guess. If it was some skulls printed onto the handle I’d agree, but if a skilled artisan spends hours engraving a piece of artwork into the handle, I see that as art, not mallninja.\n\nIf this engraving was on something else, would you feel the same way?",
"[Indeed.](https://m.imgur.com/CRIcP) ",
"Quite the surprise seeing this here instead of knifeclub! \nBeautiful knife!",
"Idk how rich you have to be to think that $300 is cheap for a knife. You can get a knife that’s really good quality for about $100, and knives that are still pretty good down to even $30. I’m a custom maker myself, and the most I have charged for a knife is $200, and that was a full custom knife that the customer helped design, and included a lot of extra features as well as expensive steel. Obviously that knife was not anywhere near as high quality as some of the ones by big name custom makers, that would start at a much higher price, but it is still a good knife. $300 is only cheap for a midetch or custom. And midtechs are still usually better quality than production knives. ",
"I’m converting new knife nuts one post at a time ;)",
"literally google \"egypt bird head\" \nits horus",
"I’m not sure what you’re trying to say. \n\nIn the knife world, mid tech aka semi-custom means a knife is partially made by hand and partially made by machine. “Custom” means the knife is fully hand made without computer controlled machines.\n\nThis knife is semi-custom, because the knife was milled with a computer controlled machine, but it was assembled, tuned and engraved by hand.\n\nIf you’re try to imply that semi-custom means it was only partially made in the United States, you’re wrong. It means it was made in part by machines.",
"No that's not what it means.",
"By Amun! This knife is beautiful.",
"I suppose it depends where you are coming from. It's very cheap for custom, mid-tech maybe average, not sure, don't buy mid-tech.",
"You are confusing future anthropologists. ",
"A jackass spotted in the wild!\n\nBig fan of the videos, keep up the great work :D",
"Excellent! We shall take reddit by fire and storm",
"\"stick 'em with the pointy end\"",
"It’s not just the engraving, which I would find tacky on just about anything (personal pref). It’s the faux-wear around the edges, ~~the pointless speed hole on the bottom edge of the handle~~, the way the black bolts clash with the gold color, and the choice of finish which makes the whole thing look like cheap molded metal.\n\nCould be a really nice knife and your story makes it sound like a lot of love and care went into building it. It’s just that there were some design choices made which makes it resemble a cheap gas station knife.\n\nAt the end of the day what matters is how functional it is. You’re not going to have a pocket knife up on a display in your home. As long as it doesn’t break it’s a good knife.",
"To kill people, I'd reckon.",
"TIL knife elitists are a thing. ",
"understandable, have a great day",
"It has nothing to do with location of manufacture https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdBXiiXYG2g",
"Why wouldn’t you buy mid tech? They can be amazing knives. I’m just wondering what your reasoning is there",
"Souvenirs in Las Vegas typically cost less than $500 though ",
"I just don't. It's not where my interest lies or what I collect. Nothing wrong w/mid-tech, you are right, they can be very nice knives for the price.",
"All collectors are elitist in that sense.",
"This isn't relevant. These knives are not custom or completely manufactured in the US as you claim. And custom does not mean handmade, handmade means handmade.\n\nI'm sure they are decent knives for what they are.",
"Ah ok, that makes more sense to me. I though you were saying that people just shouldn’t buy midtechs altogether ",
"Not at all.",
"JAFFA, KREE!",
"I think r/ATBGE is more fitting. ",
" It's no z-hunter, but I suppose it'll do.",
"Thanks, Boss! O7",
"When it's your turn and you want to call Ra, but Ra demands blood.",
"But who engraved the first knife?",
"Hmm. I assume they engraved it before installing the blade. There's no way the blade could bend 270 degrees to carve the handle.",
"...and knives?",
"horus edition ",
"Is that ra?",
"Osiris is sad to have been snubbed in favour of his son, Horus.",
"MAN, THE ONLY FUCKING KOLESNIKOV WHO BROUGHT A KNIFE TO GUN FIGHT....",
"Engravings have no tactical advantage what so ever ",
"Read this in Danny DeVito's voice.",
"I hope your friend has another knife so he has lot of knives to use.",
"Except with highly detailed engravings, high end material, extremely tight tolerances, exlusivity of being one of a kind, and being made by a ultra high end brand. (I saw the knifeclub post a while ago)",
"*grunts in exasperation then sexually assaults hostage*",
"“Or... could it be... as ancient alien astronaut theorists suggest... that the ancient Egyptians, had their pocket knives confiscated at spaceports, much like pocket knives at airports today???”",
"I...REALLY want that",
"This thread shows how much some need converted. Like really how TF do people think this look like a gift shop souvenir lol. ",
"A true gem",
">the pointless speed hole \n\nYou do realize that's a lanyard hole?",
"Shol'va!",
"No. That is for low end overly tatical non-functional tacky shit. ya might not like the design, but it is nither low end, overly tatical, or non-functional.",
"idk maybe you just don't have good taste",
"Wow the knife is completely hand engraved; color me impressed.",
"He knows probably. The guy who owns it has a knife review channel, and that sounds like some good dry humor to me lol. Or that guy walks around with a M-tech strapped to his leg and a z-hunter in his pocket.",
"But if that's your knife... the how did you engrave it??",
"*Looks* like...",
"Wow nice. I want 1️⃣.. How",
"It's 475 on bladehq for a bace model.",
"What knife did you use to engrave it? And did you engrave that one with this knife?",
"Anyway it is $475 for a bace ti model on blade hq. Wouldn't be surprised if this was close to double that.",
"Can't figure out why somebody would put that much work into a cheap knife?",
"Yes we are. This guy isn't one he is just an ass. r/knifeclub is full of us snobs, if he was a true snob he would know this is from one of the absolute top of the line brands.",
"So what do you edc?",
"I thought this was /r/mallninjashit for a second. ",
"Ah got me there. At a glance can't argue with you, but I really think looking deeper it is incredible. ",
"Anyone else misread that as \"Hand Grenade Pocket Knife\"?",
"The un-engraved version of this knife sells for $500. This was not a cheap knife, even before the engraving.",
"Sun disk on the head makes it Ra",
"Curious you have a list of some of the stuff you have?",
"Nice! Is there a KnifePorn subredit?",
"First, buy an [olamic swish](https://www.knifecenter.com/item/OCSWISHKE/olamic-cutlery-mid-tech-swish-flipper-folding-knife-satin-elmax-blade-kinetic-earth-titanium-handles), then contact the engraver (@knifemaster60 on instagram) and ask for a qoute on the engraving. Be prepared to pay at least the cost of the knife for the engraving.",
"Sorry my mistake these are hand made. Looks like a cheap Chinese to me. ",
"Yea, the guy does incredible work. I highly recommend checking out his Instagram. ",
"Truly a beautiful thing.",
"Read this in Barack Obama’s voice.",
"You'll never find the secret to my millennium knife Yugi boy!",
"No, it *literally* is Ra",
"Whatever knife club is, I will be severely disappointed if Yuri from DDLC isn't the mascot.",
"We don’t all go bragging about it but hey, you do you.",
"INDEED.",
"Horus",
"Does it actually say anything or is it just random hieroglyphs?",
"Only one z-hunter? Amateur. ",
"That knife is over 1,100. Check out their website ",
"because CNC routers",
"Um $60-80 is cheap for a custom. Could you possibly post some pics of your collection. If you consider that cheap I would be curious to know what you consider expensive.",
"The guards here are vigilant",
"Indeed, r/knifeporn and r/knifeclub",
"Not even close. I can spot the differences in quality with my eyes closed. Olamic makes some of the best knives in the world. ",
"Olamic knives are outrageously functional",
"Oh damn. Could've sold me as a piece of a mural. Looks amazing.",
"I realize this dude has no idea what he's talking about",
"M-Michelle?",
"But why",
"What do they use to engrave knifes like this?",
"I demand the blade resemble this http://1501bc.com/files/khopesh/weapons10.jpg",
"Kinda awkward conversation to show the art like “hey you wanna see this cool pocket knife?”",
"How was the first knife engraved?",
"I didn't know your mother hand engraved knives.",
"Hoors edition",
"^ This guy pays the troll toll",
"Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever ",
"Super neat! [Here](https://imgur.com/xYptd3N) is my SS Spyderco given to me by my grandpa.",
"wasn't bragging, was just happy the game actually taught me something about egyptian gods :D",
"Don't accidentally put it in your carry-on and get it confiscated..",
"I've been drooling over the swish for months now. I'm super jealous.",
"Came here to say Stargate as well. I love this.",
"Yeah I definitely noticed the tolerances were super tight. What the h are those?",
"Tek'ma'tek, /r/unexpectedstargate",
"The major inclusion / hetero chunks missing is also hand carved? It's freakin cool like it is 2,090 years old stone/metal composite handle knife. ",
"Damn, that’s a lot more that I thought",
"Woosh ",
"Bunni.\n\nBunni wei.",
"I am sorry that I used big words. You might benefit from an example. Say your brain was a machine with moving parts and it's job is to make things (thoughts), and the better Everything fits together the higher quality the products are. In this example we can explain for people like you, because the maker of the machine in your head must have allowed for very loose tolerances so much so that nothing even resembling a finished product will leave the machine. Unfortunately this isn't the real world so there is no inspector to come and shut you down. What a shame. ",
"I hope those hieroglyphics say, \"made by a badass.\"",
"Yeah it's a ton. I don't get how even the most snobby person could consider that to be \"cheap junk\" like I really don't get it. Also a very odd fit with the person's profile which is one of a very very horny old lady with quite the ego. Curious if she will ever say what knives she has. Also looked at some of the posts you made(cus I love knives and was curious if you had posted any works) really like what you have made keep up the good work man they look great.",
"Looks like a Chozo artifact from Metroid.",
"Except when you have friends with similar interests",
"So",
"Ever heard of context? Just because custom means one thing in a certain context doesn't mean it always does.",
"Stattrak?",
"I’m sorry no one wants to fuck you. ",
"Really, it's a beautiful thing.",
"What an incredibly witty and intelligent response. Oh how I will go cry myself to sleep for weeks because of this. Really just so painfull lol. When you have the same response as your average middle schooler you might want to rethink some things in your life.",
"What? ",
"Never thought I'd regularly watch 20 minute long videos about knives. So thanks? ",
"This is gonna really screw with future archaeologists",
"!demrifnoc itanimulli",
"Metal gear reference ",
"r/mallninja ",
"Go post some more in knife club you creep lmao",
"Your the one who's first instinct was to be mocking someone about not having sex lol. No shit Sherlock I am 15. I have a hobby, so, who cares lol.",
"Thought it was posted in /r/atbge",
"Did they use a different knife to carve this one?",
"Thanks for the laugh! This is some of the lamest trolling I've seen in quite a while, lmao! Goddamn, they were right...obvious troll *is* obvious!",
"Ok have a nice day ",
"Thanks, I have a few more knives in progress at the moment. Also I have seen a few of your posts on knifeclub, pretty nice collection so far. I can now add “having an argument about knives with a horny old lady” to things I have done with my life.",
"I need this",
"I was obsessed with ancient Egypt as a kid, this is so cool! ",
"What!?!",
"You’re very welcome. And I do 20 minute watch and pen videos too!",
"Shut up and take my money.",
"Not sure if fan of egypt or of stargate",
"That shit better be cursed",
"i must feed on a system lord.",
"\"Eye of Horus, give me sight beyond sight!\"",
"Because it looks like a cheap piece of shit?",
"I want to know where to buy this",
"I am not sure being expensive is a selling point.\n",
"That’s great. My opinion shouldn’t matter to you one bit. I have hobbies that other people think are dumb. I was just making a joke, have a good night.",
"The handle blank is cut out by CNC, but the engraving is done by hand. [It was done using the same methods in this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwvDH4I14f0&app=desktop)",
"Lol, got under your skin huh?",
"[/r/mallninja](reddit.com/r/mallninja) ",
"Yes it kind of does in this context.",
"You'd first have to [buy the knife](https://www.knifecenter.com/item/OCSWISHKE/olamic-cutlery-mid-tech-swish-flipper-folding-knife-satin-elmax-blade-kinetic-earth-titanium-handles), then contact the engraver. His name is @knifemaster60 on instagram.",
"Na just kinda curious and very pissed at a completely unrelated person and felt like venting sorry",
"No biggie, Lol, I've been guilty of it.",
"¯ \\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"Nick is here!",
"Kiiinnnnngg raaaamsssey",
"En-GRAVED?\nGet it?\nI'll go home.",
"[raptor](https://i.imgur.com/lvxnigY.jpg)\n\nFull custom Moku-Ti with mirror polish blade for $2300",
"Michael*",
"[thatsthejoke.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sZGbOzn.jpg) ",
"Is that the new Z-hunter model? ",
"Horny huh?! Lol, ok then. Not sure what that has to do with a person's taste in knives....\n\n[raptor](https://i.imgur.com/hhOx847.jpg) moku-Ti mirror polish blade cpm 154 $2300\n\n[guillotine](https://i.imgur.com/XPnM4UY.jpg) titanium carbon fiber, blade m390 $800\n\n[custom chiefs blade](https://i.imgur.com/hig65Ky.jpg) desert iron wood $350",
"> Check out their website\n\nWhich is... ?",
"Lol.\n\nLook, I'm sorry I offended you with my Chinese crap comment. That was taking it too far I admit, it clearly pissed you off.... Can't we just be friends?",
"www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts",
"I know. I was referring to the much cheaper plain version. ",
"I am medjay",
"Ah the ole hug of death",
"How did they engrave it like that if the knife is on the inside?",
"More like a Star Gate weapon.",
"False, “skins make wins” and therefore the aesthetics give me tactical advantages.",
"Hey Nick, if you don't mind me asking, how much did that piece go for?",
"It's only partially handmade, the handles are CNC milled titanium I believe, but the blade was probably ground by hand on a belt grinder.\n\nHow in the hell does a titanium framelock flipper look like a CCC at all? Even to the untrained eye that's clearly a gem.",
"A khopesh olamic swish... God no",
"Good luck finding a Mid-tech Titanium frame lock at a flea market.",
"I bet Nick's daily carry has around 7 or so, they're a real ~~gem~~ **piece of shit**",
"Ready to spend upwards of $800?",
"I’m sorry, you must have misspelled literal weapon of the gods that was forged in the fires of creation by Zeus himself using a thunderbolt directly from his godly anus. It’s a common mistake, don’t worry.",
"If I had that much to spend on a pocket knife, sure. It's awesome.\n\nOut of curiosity though, how did you reach that figure?",
"This guy Krees. ",
"Damn, nice knife. That’s the endura, right?",
"$500 for the swish, around $300 for engravings :D",
"\n\nDamn mobile reddit still gets me every time. Reply fail.",
"Fair enough. I’d drop that much on this pocket knife before spending the same on a bloody iPhone or something like that.",
"RA!",
"The knife is an Olamic Swish.\n\nhttps://www.olamiccutlery.com/",
"Yes it is. With a chisel edge grind on it too!",
"Nice, it seems like a pretty nice knife. Just a bit big for me, I like something more Delica sized.",
"Yeah it a little big and something I don't want to lose so I don't carry it. My EDC is a Griptilian, the small of the two models, with a Doug Ritter blade. ",
"Nice, the minigrip is a great knife as well. I have a Spyderco Para 3 that I carry quite a bit, although even that feels slightly big for me.",
"I don’t see any hoors, but when i see them, i will tell them. And pay them for… certain stuff",
"That doesn't seem hand engraved, especially when you compare it to the other knife in the link/comment below. The distance between each engraving is the exact same distance, seems super unlikely for hand done goods.",
"Just make sure its level is higher than the burglar’s if you plan to use it in self defense",
"Fuck I read it in his voice too",
"R/mallninjashit",
"Yeah I’ve had one engrave my hand before. Not nice. ",
"None of those engravings are hands. Not one of them. Why would you lie to me?",
"When MacGyver became Jack O’Neill he had to make a few changes... ",
"They are so so sick. I wouldn't mind owning one just for pure display. ",
"When MacGyver became Jack O’Neill... ",
"I’ll stick with my Benchmade. No need for silly designs.",
"Ancient writing... from the Old Kingdom",
"07204?",
"$995 to my door. A lot of freakin' money, but it's a nice capstone piece for me.",
"Can confirm. Hasn't broken.",
"Can confirm: Purchased knife, am currently attempting to stop rolling around as a ball on living room floor.",
"Why not? It's no more strange than \"Wanna see this cool watch?\" or \"Wanna see this cool pen?\" Which, given are a bit awkward.",
"“I didn’t you know you were going to Horus out on Reddit!”",
"I think it's Ra, look at this picture\nhttp://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/mv4ee7d85e.jpg\nthere is a sun over his head",
"You're right, thanks for pointing it out",
"I was expecting over a grand, it's a very nice piece. The engraving on the clip really did it for me, thought and eye of Ra on the pivot would look so badass. Is there any work on the backspaces?",
"Is pharah getting nerfed with a into game knife? ",
"google done bamboozled me :/",
"I've used that knife, handle seemed a little large for my taste, nice blade though.",
"Yeah, it is a pretty big handle. I like it though, it fits my hand well.",
"You probably meant \"Do not be a Sho'va!\"\n\nLOL!",
"Time for Kel'no'ree!"
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Hand engraved pocket knife.
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[
"Does your wife know that you are cheating on her?",
"Happy birthay! ",
"She suspects something when she hears me sneak out of bed after she goes to bed ... and hears lightsabers going off from basement TV 😂",
"Ha! Great family you’ve got there. Happy birthday!",
"Ahh thank you kindly for the birthday wishes !"
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My wife and kids reminded me today on my birthday my other calling in life.
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[
"Like who pays 23 bucks for a pot pie?",
"It’s Canadian, so it’s basically just Monopoly money. ",
"Kind of looks like this [guy](http://cheminee.website/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/man-ideas-on-pinterest-best-nightmare-before-christmas-oogie-boogie-drawing-b-man-ideas-on-pinterest-cosplay-by-adne-deviantart-b-nightmare.jpg)",
"That guy looks like the advertised version, the original pic looks like the one you actually get"
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This evil pie
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[
"Beautiful! ",
"This is awesome, thanks for being such a good kid. ",
"Definitely a cool idea to spruce the back yard.",
"Throwing in \"depressed\" just bought you a one way ticket to the front page. Congrats. ",
"It's just missing sexual assault and autism. ",
"And getting us citizenship",
"I hope one day I have someone who cares about me as much as you care about her. You’re a good person and I hope she gets better/treatment/help. ",
"Now she just needs to find a fleet of old-timey cars to wax-on-wax-off and she'll be ready to take on Cobra Kai!",
"I'll be your son or daughter.",
"How old are you and which one will it be? You’ve presented options. ",
"i spent a long time looking at those hinges, trying to figure out what they were.",
"Get her some canvases. \n\nMy friend was severely depressed and someone got him paints and some canvases and now he paints and sells them. Doesn't make much, but he's 1000% happier. \n\nAny crafts store has them for cheap. Even Amazon.",
"I like it!!!",
"This is beautiful. She is beautiful. ",
"I'm a twenty year old big boy, but I can wear a dress if you want me to.",
"Simply gorgeous",
"Omg I would love to live in a house with a fence like this 😍💞 that's awesome ",
"The bees are my favorite 😁",
"Judging by the looks of the painting, autism is already in there.",
"Just a random idea- we have an artist who lives near us, who picks up broken/discarded car hubcaps and paints them (some like Chinese dragon faces, some like suns or hanging gardens), then displays them on a wall. It always looked super fun (and low cost, a bit different). People also stop by and give her hubcaps they have found, it's an excuse to chat. Your mum might enjoy it?",
"Gosh, you too, get a room. ",
"But who wants a painting of a fence?",
"Now kitsth.",
"That's awesome. It's making me happy to look at it :)",
"I love it!!",
"Tell her that this random Internet stranger thinks this is really cool 😊",
"This is so lovely! I love your mom's imagination and cool colours. Good for both of you <3",
"Here is the only pic of the hubcaps I can find online. This pic must be 10+ years old, the whole wall is covered now (EDIT: used to be covered, g-damn neighbourhood watch)\n\nhttp://www.taplow.org.uk/photo/1600x1200/img_0309.jpg",
"Sadly its not: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5315237,-0.6886471,3a,37.5y,169.67h,82.31t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s5TWIb2qRcPB8uJWpBC9pXQ!2e0!5s20080901T000000!7i13312!8i6656\n",
"Noooo! Must have taken them down :-(",
"if sending her paint was enough maybe she wasn't sad after all and just had nothing to paint with!",
"That's why I sent her the paint. She said \"I lost my urge to paint\" and said she didn't have any so I sent her some. I live 250 miles away. I posted a couple years ago some of her art.",
"That would also be really cute in a child room. I would put them horizontally on a feature wall.",
"She does tend to have an air for the dramatic, but I was using what she told me on the phone... this was her [post](https://imgur.com/gallery/2AFSK) on FB about it",
"You're a good kid.",
"her logic is solid.",
"Glad your mom got her mojo back. I've been art-blocked for more than a year now. It sucks.",
"I thought the latches and handle were painted on at first... that would be a good trick",
"Beautiful, I Love This! Sadly my nazi Hoa hates diversity...",
"So pretty. I love it. Hope she lights up like I do when seeing this fence. ",
"*painted fence",
"Is there a sub for nice pictures without backstory/sob stories?",
"Next, send her sand paper. Followed by car wax. In a few weeks, she’ll be a karate master!",
"Man, I would love to have her do my fence when I move. Beautiful work, OP's mom! And good on you for doing this, OP.",
"Oh mine too!!",
"That looks beautiful! ",
"I love the bird(?) Portion",
"I understand that you are 250 miles away, but the paint wouldve meant much more to her if you hand delivered it, 250 miles isnt nothing for a weekend drive and maybe you being that far away is cause for part of her depression",
"Wow! Steady on there! U don’t know either of their stories! Don’t judge and don’t assume.",
"You obviously forgot to send her some paper as well.",
"Who said I was judging? Im talking from experience, my moms health is not the greatest and my dad says she is always depressed, me and my 5 siblings all live 2-3 hours away, when any one of us visit she perks up and is extremely happy and my dad says shes a different woman for a few days. Not sayin what he did was NOT a good thing, just saying that from a personal experience a visit does wonders for a person suffering from depression.\nBut please, continue on with the down votes, if it makes you feel better.",
"See now that you have explained the reasons for your point of view it seems much less judgemental.",
"Send her some shrooms and more paint.",
" Do you ever get upset when your mom gets depressed? I'm a mom and have PTSD and struggle with depression. This post makes me smile, I hope my kids grow up to be thoughtful like you. I try to be loving and put them first but do feel extremely guilty when I get into my states of sadness and wonder if my kids will grow up to hate me because of my bullshit.",
"Not sure why, but, looking at that fence remindem me if Ed Edd, and Eddy",
"Loud and braggadocios! Love it, I wish I could hire her for some work but I live in Minneapolis 😌",
"Wait till the owner gets home and finds out!",
"This is so beautiful and moving, I can't help but feel that with every stroke of that brush, she was painting away a layer of that depression. You allowed her to feel creativity again - what a beautiful thing you've done.",
"“I understand you did a good thing that helped her, but maybe you’re the reason she’s a mess in the first place.” Basically. \n\nPlease listen to your words. Whatever your experience is, telling someone they caused another’s depression is never fair. We all fight our own battles. We don’t get to blame our children if we’re depressed, and we shouldn’t take on the burden of our parents’ happiness. ",
"You are a sweetheart, and this is really cool",
"Truly amazing. I love everything about this post.",
"you guys act like Im accusing OP of causing her depression on purpose, its a fact, some parents get depressed when their kids move out and they dont see their kids often....its called empty nest syndrome, not blaming OP just merely suggesting something that may help her,\nmy comment was in no way meant to be degrading or derogatory ",
"It looks amazing!\n\nI would recommend putting a UV resistant clear coat on that ASAP or it will all fade very quickly.",
"I know a lot of people in overly scrutinized HOA's that would love to do this just to fuck with their busy-body neighbors. ",
"I like the foresight in creating patterns for the door, to be able to find it if you know. \n\nOr look for the hinges, but paint more fake ones!",
"If I had a fence I would hire her, she should go pro.",
"This makes me happy.",
"The bee one is my favourite.",
"/r/depressingmemes",
"Could say the same for your comments. What variety of Asbergers have you diagnosed yourself with?",
"Like the bees",
"Tell your mum that she is incredibly talented. And tell her particularly that that opinion came from u/themightypianocat ",
"This is beautiful",
"Sometimes I am jealous of creative types, and then I remember that the creative element is usually accompanied by at the very least emotional baggage and at worse suicidal or psychopathy.",
"Inspired!",
"Are you kidding me? Stop. We all cant live near our parents, and we all can't afford to travel that distance, unfortunately. I'm sure OP would have loved to have put the paint in their mom's hands themselves, but couldnt. Really, how dare you take a nice gesture, and turn it around. Knock it off.",
"This was a terrific idea on your part! I'm sure this must have helped a great deal. ",
"lol ok snowflake",
"The bees are so lovely!",
"Ok troll",
"*two",
"Ha! It was really just an apathetic question! I didn’t do no goof!\n\n^^(I can’t believe I’ve done this...)",
"That is beautiful. Truly beautiful.\n\nI hope she finds a way out of that ravine of depression soon. ",
"That was very nice of you to send her art supplies. I love what she did! You're a good person. ",
" Now that is very cool. You’re a caring person. \n",
"She's good.",
"I fucking love it????",
"Won't hate you they will love you and want to help.",
"Sent her canvases before, but she likes to paint on different surfaces. She would paint on hardwood floor tiles and drop ceiling tiles. She even painted her driveway!",
"Did that lift her depression? It lifted mine. ",
"It got her out of her art rut at least",
"Can confirm, my most creative work is emotionally charged. But you don't have to be diagnosed with depression to be good you just have to feel something and translate it onto paper. I sometimes enjoy photography and videography and listening to music really shapes what I create, when writing listening to music also helps. ",
"I think artists are more susceptible to depression. Most famous artists die penniless and only get recognition after death. ",
"Good on you! A few years back my mom went through breast cancer, and was going through a slump during recovery when she was feeling drained and not able to do much. She's been painting for 20 years or so but also hadn't really done anything with it for a while. I got her some canvases and a gift card to an art supply store so she could get the paint she wanted (I don't know much about paint, so I didn't want to get the wrong stuff). She started painting again and did a bunch of cool pieces with the canvases and said it really turned her outlook around. The little things like that can really make a difference.",
"My new wallpaper for my phone. Thanks for sharing!",
"This looks real cool. So sorry to hear about your mom's depression. I hope she gets through it. You're a good son for helping her out.",
"Uh. He wants to be adopted. I think you're reading into the wrong type of scenario.",
"Brilliant. I hope she’s feeling better. ",
"Awesome! Those art ruts feel debilitating sometimes. \n",
"Probably a symptom of dementia.",
"haha neato",
"3 months for me. It does suck.",
"I understood what you meant.",
"This has been researched before and is true for \nmany artists. Not sure why though.",
"Isn't that basically /r/trollcoping and /r/2meirl4meirl?",
"Tmw you're still fucked mentally, but aren't creative at all :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Growing up, the same way some women stop and get a new tube of lipstick, she did the same thing, but at Michael's she would get a new tube of folk art acrylic paint. When my mom has always had her ups and downs, but never to the point she lost her muse. That's what made me worry.",
"/r/pic",
"I totally get what you mean. It was the same with my mother. We had a spare dining room that was also completely filled and covered with her paint/paintings. She would always spend at least a few hours on the weekends, and a few weeknights in there working on something, and when she hadn't in a few months my stepdad and I knew she was really deep in a pretty bad state. I'm as happy for you that your mom get back to it as I was to see the fruits of the canvases I got my mother!",
"):",
"My uncle-in-law (is that a thing?) was a severe alcoholic. He stopped hard liquor and smoking about 2 years ago, and picked up painting.\n\nIt started as something to get his mind off the addiction, but he's gotten really good. I'm really proud.",
"If you read between the lines, you'll see that he has broken arms",
"Wish there was more jobs for moms. My moms depressed too",
"She is a retired art teacher. She quit teaching because of the anxiety it caused her, and then when she stopped teaching she became depressed and stopped doing art.",
"I just saw a recent article regarding a chatbot called WOEBOT that helps people with depression. Check it out http://www.businessinsider.com/stanford-therapy-chatbot-app-depression-anxiety-woebot-2018-1",
"I will tell her thanks. Might even send her some. I kinda like surprising her, she didn't know the paint or brushes were coming, and it lifted her up a little .",
"Kind of looks like aboriginal styled painting, really cool!",
"You are a good child.",
"That's beautiful.",
"Your mum has a great sense of composition.",
"Tell her i love it! :)",
"Make sure you get a clear coat or sealer on that!!",
"No offense but I think her depression has to do with being a terrible artist.",
"Women can't be depressed.",
"She seems good at creating beautiful things, such as you OP!",
"She got good taste, great looking fence",
"It's not bullshit but I wonder the same thing with my kids. I generally think I have loving kids but I worry they'll resent me when they are older. "
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My mom is an artist and has been depressed for a few months and hasn't done anything new in a while so I sent her some paint and brushes and this was the result!
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"Which town?",
"Rouen! So incredibly old. I didn't know such a concentration of medieval buildings still existed in the world",
"Thanks for your comment!"
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Taken half way up on a ferries wheel in the middle of an old French town square.
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"I can see how this is confusing if you are not in US. Even on raw chicken wings you will also see nutrition serving size. But there is an assumption that people will not eat it raw. Here however, people need a reminder.",
"Those aren’t the directions.",
"I love it - health facts presented in a format you shouldn't eat, thanks guys. "
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Directions Unclear
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[
"Is this photoshopped? It looks pretty amazing :)",
"Explain this atheists",
"Iceland actually has [a real one of these.](https://i.imgur.com/UXtctch.jpg)",
"That's too detailed. I call bullshit.",
"If I remember my Final Fantasy training correctly, this is an optional boss that might take an hour of precise fighting after which you might get one-shot with 3% to go.\n\nOr you come back with a party of maxed characters and cheese it.",
"This can't be real.",
"The real posts are always in the comments.",
"That is fucking incredible",
"This is something I'll never forget",
"I dunno, I prefer things that are real but it still looks nice so 👍.",
"This looks like it should be in Lord of the Rings or some other fantasy movie... Very cool even if it's cgi",
"I think that trumps OP’s.",
"We used to have one near me, until it washed away.\n[Elephant rock](http://imgur.com/EeTb8uR.jpg)",
"That's a mammoth mountain.",
"I feel sort of stupid for thinking ops picture was real.",
"Posting a pic and then when its authenticity is questioned acting as though it's obvious that it's not an authentic pic is a real douche move.",
"This is a cool idea but I think it would look much better if it were a bit more subtle. ",
"Is it in Iceland?",
"I'm pretty sure the point of this sub is posting actual photos",
"The ultimate demise of the Atari 5200 was not due to the lack of titles or overall form factor, as has previously blamed. Instead, it was due to the unnecessarily finicky gameplay of the upgrade to the successful Atari 2600 version of Pole Position.",
"And the real comments are always in the posts.",
"Somebody get me 4 shock arrows.",
"Really? I though this was the US politics sub...",
"There is no explanation, as only God could possibly create such a wondrous photoshop.",
"I got Discworld vibes. Rest in Peace, Terry Pratchett.",
"Mind blown",
"Through ~~Adobe~~ God, all things are possible.",
"Why are things like this even allowed in this sub?",
"I was thinking what are the odds of something like this happening. IDK I guess I trusted only non-photoshoped pics were allowed on this sub. ",
"Looks way better than the photoshop",
"/r/ImaginaryLandscapes",
"Hey we found the Island of Zou!",
"You ok man? ",
"I think the scale of everything just looks off. The trees at the top look like they're much closer than they should if they were on top of the supposed elephant-mountain, and the bottom part with the fields look like they are even further away. The bottom part also looks like it's from an old photo while the top/middle has different colors and is much sharper",
"I thought I was in /r/elaphantice",
"So does Jumanji",
"This is alchemy! ",
"Science is a bitch (sometimes).",
"It's missing the turtle.",
"Reminds me of the Painted World of Ariandel where you meet the big wolf",
"This new Uncharted game looks pretty cool",
"me too but I guess you can't trust people to only post things they have researched and know for a fact aren't photoshopped. I don't really upload pics but I would probably upload something like this because I thought it looked real and cool.\n\nedit: I'm not sure it is actually against the rules on the sub to be photoshopped. ",
"[The real one](https://i.imgur.com/UXtctch.jpg) is in Iceland, this one is in photoshop.",
"It's actually in central Texas. ",
"I can believe OP's pic is real ONLY if that structure was man-made. Ain't no way natural erosion churned out something like that.",
"Bad bot?",
"I love columnar basalts. Nature’s geometry always astounds me.",
"This was the first Divine creature I defeated... the others were just as easy and they do help fighting against Ganon ",
"To be fair, outcrops like that are all over the coasts of every major landmass. They're still amazing though.",
"Make the brow flush with the cliff, lose the definition and wrinkles around the thigh, and fix the scale on the trees, and I would have thought it was real.",
"Did Jumanji draw inspiration from this?",
"I thought it would be in China. The like to make thing like this. So you wasn't the only one.",
"Winter on the island of Zou",
"Haha wow I just commented the same thing than saw this",
"What happened?",
"We have the sleeping elephant mountain up the canyon here in Colorado. From the right angle, it really does look like a laying elephant, ear trunk and all",
"It washed away",
"I assumed it had a natural resemblance to an elephant and some dedicated monks carved the rest to match. \n\nEdit- legit didn't think it was fake. ",
"Haters gonna say it's fake....",
"Unexpected Skyrim",
"That's eerie looking ",
"I've seen enough crazy huge Buddha statues carved into mountainsides in Asia to believe someone would make this. [Here's](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Leshan_Buddha_Statue_View.JPG) one from over 1300 years ago, almost 300 feet tall, carved out of a cliff in China.",
"Well the front fell off of it",
"You can tell because of the way that it washed.",
"Yeah, I guess I watch too much Ancient Aliens. This looks doable.\n\nCould this picture actually be real? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes",
"u/yeoldsmith ",
"😢",
"Pretty sure the count out Monte Cristo found his treasure underneath there",
"Crazy how nature do that",
"Everything was believable and then I looked at the eye ",
"Wasn’t this built so the front wouldn’t fall off?",
"Well obviously not.",
"Wow! I love elephants! That is so cool!",
"Hey that’s pretty neat!",
"This comes to mind: https://imgur.com/a/y97kq",
"Funny, I was sure you meant this [Elephant Rock](http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/new-brunswicks-flowerpot-rock-aka-the-elephant-caves-in/amp/) that also washed away.",
"No other way to interpret this.\n\n\n\n \"ALIENS!\"",
"Check mate, atheists.",
"Booooooooooooooooo to you for posting a Photoshop to r/pics. Get it together.",
"Like it or not politics and photography will forever be intertwined. Had these famous photos been posted to reddit back then it wouldn't be different. \n\nhttp://voiceofdetroit.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Dr.-Martin-Luther-King-Jr.-leading-freedom-march-in-Detroit-1963.jpg\n\nhttp://centennial.journalism.columbia.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/16.-1957-The-Civil-Rights-Movement-3.jpg\n\nhttps://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8192d13f62862e66119736e4c3ff7651-c\n\nRemember you can always filter subreddits or entirely unsubscribe, or even start your own :)\n\nEdit: Good Lord, clearly my point was not made well.",
"Reminds me of Solitude",
"Oh ok",
"This is making me question reality",
"Where's this located? I've always wanted to visit Iceland but I heard that place smells like farts and eggs. :(",
"Fake",
"I like the little cabin in the bottom left.",
"Didn't really see the elephant tbh",
"Away",
"You can also see where they've pushed the photo around to mould the head, it's mucked up the pixels. The lightings a little off too.",
"We have a so called Elephant Mountain here in Cali (San Bernardino county). I can’t se to find a decent pic of it, though it’s supposed to look like an elephant lying down.",
"Is it worth being upset about ",
"Franklin Mountains in El Paso, Texas has [Mammoth Rock.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f3/b5/6e/f3b56edc2d8c236fb3a20ef3f3bd349f--mountain-states-fingerprints.jpg)",
"Maybe it was better before it washed away.",
"[in wisconsin](http://photos.capturewisconsin.com/photos/SwvqrScg2AEY6_AEVm-YTg/med.jpg) \n",
"Where in Wi?",
"That's some Indiana Jones shit right there.",
"https://www.google.ca/search?client=ms-android-samsung&q=elephant+rock.pei&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiGjp6BiPnYAhVs_IMKHdyTAT4QBQghKAA&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=Y9rjmIzL9g37hM: \n\nSame PEI elephant rock washed away too.",
"But which way? It can’t have gone far and might have left a trail. In the included photo it’s clearly dry, that pacederm will go with the water to find better grasses.",
"Well rule one does say no pictures with added digital elements so I thought that applied to photoshop.",
"still cool even if it’s fake",
"Well how can you tell?",
"It is photshopped",
"I saw Solitude as well.",
"People like you are just annoying",
"Can't you tell by the pixels?",
"Im willing to bet this is frontpage 100% because enough people thought this was real",
"Old Jumbo has seen a lot on his time",
"Yes. It's called integrity.",
"Pearl-clutchers like you are even worse.",
"Yeah that's not very typical. I'd like to make that point. ",
"Our collective outrage has to go somewhere",
"Slumbering giant",
"I thought it was carved out by our ancestors so don’t feel bad. ",
"Is that photoshopped?",
"Yeah that's not very typical, I would like to make that point",
"Checkmate, round-earthers. ",
"I dunno, a lot of it looks like ice, the actual rock part may look more natural",
"People like you are just willfully ignorant.",
"r/nocontextpics",
"What's more its located beneath Pride Rock.",
"To wash away?",
"Goddamn why did you have to remind me that there will never be a new book by my favourite writer. \n*sniff*",
"Absolutely mindboggling that the mountain grew that way naturally.\n\nThe earth is such a source of beauty and wonderment. ",
"Wow. Just the sheer scope of this magnificent rock is breathtaking.",
"Are you crazy? this is a sub for sob stories and progress pics. ",
"People that burst bubbles with facts?",
"Cause the front fell off!!!",
"There are elephant footprints in the direction it went, duh ",
"i thought it was real also",
"Do you know what website you’re on right now",
"I like how someone put that sign there.",
"Just like Armada. ",
"Haters? Does pointing out facts make person a hater?",
"Well, because the front fell off.",
"Guess their sculptors had a pretty bad visual memory. That's how my 3D model looked when I tried to create a human for the first time. ",
"I go trout fishing every year near there. Looked up a pic just for this post before I saw yours! http://photos.capturewisconsin.com/photos/SwvqrScg2AEY6_AEVm-YTg/med.jpg\n",
"You can tell because of away it washed.",
"Basic laws of physics pertaining to a camera's depth of field ignored.",
"In't that neat? ",
"Like and share this if you love your grandchildren! \n\n*-One of my moms friends on Facebook, probably.*",
"What, on the sea shore? Chance in a million.",
"R/photoshop ",
"I thought it was real but man-made. Came to the comments for clarification about where this is and I am thus far disappointed.",
"Because it’s fake?",
"Bit of a give away...",
"just imagine if someone was to take it away.",
"Paging Subphotonic!!",
"I thought it was spirited away ",
"Only according to NASA shills /s",
"That sure is neat! What do you think, Bob? ",
"I love how they just planted that sign right in front of it like \"HEY LOOK AT THIS ROCK\"",
"reminds me of Solitude from Skyrim",
"You might be onto something there.",
"That's pretty neat. ",
"Right behind the sign.",
"Zou!",
"I think it's clean too.",
"With just 2 scoops of OxiClean",
"It’s pretty neat!",
"I like that rock. That is a nice rock.",
"Someone's not a big JT fan ",
"Nowhere in the rules does it actually say that.",
"Poor elephant. He has got a lot of weight on his shoulders.",
"Looks like something straight out of Crash Bandicoot",
"Totally with you. \n\nEven the Librarians can't recommend an author that is anywhere close to Terry Pratchett.",
"No, an elephant once sat on that rock....hence the name",
"That's more of a woolly mammoth",
"Is there a higher res version of this? I need a wallpaper. ",
"I'm gonna go play some Donkey along 64 now",
"But which way did it wash?",
"Zou got cold. ",
"Zunisha is real!",
"Skyrim for the nords!",
"This looks like it is straight out of Game of Thrones",
"The guy that put it there would be heartbroken.",
"What's neat?",
"Bob here! Yeah, that's pretty neat! Jim?",
"Same man. Surprised to see someone else who thinks that.\n",
"Oh, so it’s actually elephants all the way down.",
"Listen here you little shit.",
"They don't think it erode like it is but it do.",
"Ah, isn't it wonderful: the natural wonders of nature. Good thing there's a giant fucking neon green, man made sign right in front of it to remind us!",
"Check out this rhino on la palma, canary islands\nhttps://www.google.de/search?q=la+palma+nashorn&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTu4eAi_nYAhVS16QKHeheArgQ_AUICSgB&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=nA3K_S_KHOdk3M:",
"I was like, *oh, that's cool.*\n\nThen I saw the cabin.",
"A willing ignorance, by Fanny Shrute",
"It wasn't a sub and now it is. Crazy how ~~nature~~ u/kittens_from_space do that",
"That it was washed away",
"Somebody please make this! Elon? Prince from Saudi Arabia? Warren? ",
"It's crazy, because it looks like an elephant. If you look at it. ",
"YOU need to shop your work...That is really impressive creative wise..Great work...",
"Directly in front of it.. no pictures for you!",
"I could have bought the head, maybe the ear, but the legs definitely scream fake",
"Probably one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen ",
"That music video was p cool but the song sucks.",
"It's a smaller one than them which are carrieng our earth. [6)",
"WOAH THAT’S SO COOL",
"Chicken on a nest - Quixadá Brazil https://imgur.com/RB5zK9F",
"Pls where is this from because my town also had one like this but before my time and I can't find a photo but I know it's real!!",
"Ah yes, the Treasure of Sparta",
"Of course they do. To anyone who watches Vikings on History Channel, there is this great part of the story this season, where Floki discovers Iceland and one could truly feel why those who found it, believed it was the land of the gods.",
"Posted in another comment early on but I deleted it:\n\nThe source is @mirekis7",
"r/ImaginaryBehemoths",
"A condescending comment trying to push politics even more in /r/pics. Are you done?",
"That earth is still round though",
"That elephant must endure horrible back pain. ",
"Wisconsin is full of great parks! Like [Bong Recreation Area](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong_State_Recreation_Area) ",
"That's just a rock",
"So?\n\n> A place to share photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)\n\nDoesn't say anything about being real. ",
"its like that mountain in the US that looks like four US presidents, these things dont just happen",
"Than we better hope some sorry son-of-bitch keeps his hands off it.",
"Rip Terry Pratchett",
"boy thats a bad shop",
"Yes. They obviously removed the other turtles.",
"It is not???",
"Flat Earth confirmed.",
"I don't. Put it off to the side, not right in front",
"Aren't posts like this supposed to be downvoted because it doesn't fit the sub?\n\nBut no it looks cool give it the updoots",
"Holy album art",
"From this angle it reminds me of the Greasy Strangler.",
"It's not impossible that it was carved that way. Though in this case it is a photoshop.",
"Huh. I'm from PEI and I never knew about this.",
"More like Aokiji visiting Zou.",
"Straight out of One Piece ",
"I'm looking at it. We're talking about it. Therefore, it is real.",
"What washed away again? ",
"I thought maybe nature got close and someone chiseled out the fine details",
"YES!! Was looking for this comment.\n\nr/DarkSouls3",
"Because it's a picture and this is r/pics? A picture doesn't have to be a photograph.",
"Montserrat has one too",
"I have a *name*!",
"Zou",
"Just think, the Original vikings did not think anything of it because they had never seen an elephant. ",
"That doesn’t mean it belongs",
"Common misconception, that's actually Cthulhu.",
"Yes. IRL the turtle would be sitting on additional turtles.",
"Lmao nice",
"Fake and gay\n\nRemove this.",
"When you see the elephant begin to climb. ",
"Big if true ",
"How so?",
"No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements",
"4chan right?",
"/r/nocontextpics",
"Damn Buddha's looking svelte! He must have seen how successful Jesus was with CrossFit.",
"The real one is from our trip to [elephant rock](https://imgur.com/gallery/sbzIL) in the Valley of Fire in Las Vegas!",
"\"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.\"",
"I love how much less majestic that one is than the others. ",
"Don’t wake it",
"Because otherwise he'd have NOTHING to bitch about!",
"/r/replications",
"I’m not gonna say it’s aliens... But ALIENS!",
"God is google ultra confirmed.",
"How can you judge the size with no reference?",
"There's no way this is real tho ",
"I think they did it on purpose.",
"Why do they call it that?",
"r/natureismetal\n\nthe most badass rock I've ever seen",
"Imagine like frost giant style, these beasts existed..then sunlight hit them and boom petrified. ",
"Looks photoshopped, but still a good one.",
"Thought this was a screenshot of the Dark Souls 3 Ashes of Ariandel level by that big boy wolf :p pretty!",
"TIL asking a question = upset, lmao ",
"There's one in buena vista, CO too. I don't have a picture though..",
"Good point. But it also casts a shadow almost directly on the rock. Too bad. ",
"The fact that it's been up for hours and hasn't been removed and has thousands of upvotes probably means it does. \n\nOr at least means more about its place here than a few people whining that it's fake. ",
"Sure. But if you imagine legs and a face then it looks exactly like a wooly mammoth!",
"Vah Ruta?",
"Shadow of the Colossus Remake?",
"Lol there are so many reference points. ",
"With a little imagination, the closest lit part is the back half of the shoulder, and the farthest lit part is the back leg. The dark feature separate from the main rock would be the tip of the trunk, curved upward.\n\nI think it looks more like a bison, if you ignore the \"trunk\" in front.",
"Yea, but it's a butte, ain't it?",
"We're sorry, Donald.",
"He skipped body day",
"Do you know what dick your mom is on right now?",
"Away",
"Well first, we have a curb. Then, we have the shadow from the street sign (which is definitely no larger than ten feet tall) on the rock formation itself. The blades of grass on top of the formation. The fact that you can't see the canopy of the trees in the background. All of these put together lead me to believe this formation is around 15 feet tall at most.",
"The tone was upset ",
"It looks like where the college of winterhold is positioned. ",
"Certainly not yours :)",
"[sleeping elephant mountain] (http://www.landscapeimagery.com/sleepingelephant01.jpg) ",
"It’s a Troll",
"I did too.",
"Don't tell ISIS.",
"As round as a pancake.",
"Sorry can't remove your comment",
"Caesar's Head in SC. https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/caesars-head-south-carolina-state-park-diane-frick.jpg",
"They believe that they out of the natural cycle. ",
"That is really cool looking mountain.",
"[Aw^a^a^a^a^a^a^a^a^y](https://i.allthepics.net/2018/01/27/absqihec_onceebbd9f1cd7435820.gif)",
"Actually, I just looked at the rules and I think an argument can be made that photoshop breaks rule #1, specifically the part about digital elements. ",
"Reminds me of Solitude in Skyrim",
"He's never gonna forget that. ",
"\"Are things like this allowed in this sub?\"\n\nvs.\n\n\"Why are things like this even allowed in this sub?\"",
"It's turtles all the way down",
"Like the pine trees lining the winding road",
"-sighs-",
"Where is that? The picture looks old",
"You and sean151 *are* the pearl clutchers. That's why you're annoying. This is a neutral sub and you just can't leave it alone. ",
"Carthaginian army crossing the alps,circa 218BC colorized for effect.",
"Astounding recovery ",
"Oh. Just like any mass with a smaller, slightly shorter mass next to it?",
"So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this?",
"El Paso Texas has [Elephant Rock.](https://i.imgur.com/KK3F5fU.jpg)",
"Don't forget our beloved elephant fish.\n\nhttps://i0.wp.com/visitcryptoville.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/elephantfish01.jpg",
"Can confirm. It once got below freezing and now there are icicle elephants everywhere",
"[Look at this! ](https://youtu.be/jSCxzsS6Vu0)",
"Agreed! Immediately got a Game of Throner thinking about next season when I saw that.",
"Isn't there a different subreddit for cool shops?",
"where is?",
"whoa",
"\"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.\" \n\n~ Churchill",
"Rock solid, solid rock. ",
"Absolutely Breathtaking",
"Awww",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"It's more about the human brain being exceptionally good at pattern recognition. Which, some would argue, is why Homo Sapiens has made it this far. Due to us recognizing when crops would grow and not, etc. ",
"Lefty will make everything politics, even fucking TV AD for crappy fast food chain. ",
"I'm surprised someone hasn't smashed that by now. ",
"\"Garbage in, garbage out.\"\n\n\\- George Carlin",
"Is it worth being upset about",
"Yea I have seen a lot of paintings on this sub",
"It's turtles all the way down.",
"I dunno man. In the US, natural erosion created [this](https://i.imgur.com/RvVtzl9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high).",
"That is actually a rock, not a real elephant.\n\nJust FYI",
"ᴏʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇs.",
"Legend has it that it might give you the power to take away someone's bending",
"But he still doesn’t know what dick is in his Mom :(",
"That’s so cool. ",
"I think a lot of people miss the meaning behind the Earth on a turtle's back myth. It's not just some random explanation for what's holding the earth up (that might not have even been a serious question). Rather it's a simple way to explain how we on earth are part of a much larger environment, with so many things going on in the cosmos that we don't even notice or understand. And it's an easy story to comprehend because we and the ancients observed turtles and tortoises in their natural environment.",
"Looks like Solitude",
"FFXV mini-boss. ",
"Robert Paulson?",
"Try giving him a banana.",
"Zunisha!",
"How did it wash away?",
"Well there goes my afternoon..",
"I am ready to believe that some ancient species/ magic did this",
"Reminds me of Steve Martin’s tweet pic from Mexico’s Playa del Carmen. There’s a palm tree directly in front him and the caption says something like “stupid palm tree ruins my ocean view.”",
"The best argument for democracy is when you realize that it was a conversation between *two* average voters. Everyone is a person.\n\nThe guy taking the picture of the sign that prevents people from standing in the road to take a picture.... is standing in the road to take a picture.",
"Time to move the damn island to the south. ",
"So freaking beautiful. 😦",
"Is the one above not real?",
"I asked mods just to be sure, and they said it is allowed. ",
"Reminds me of Uncharted 4.",
"Zou?",
"This photo is definitely doctored in some way ",
"It is allowed - I asked the mods. ",
"Taipei also has this [Elephant Rock](https://pgw.udn.com.tw/gw/photo.php?u=https://uc.udn.com.tw/photo/2017/08/17/realtime/3889089.jpg&x=0&y=0&sw=0&sh=0&sl=W&fw=1050&exp=3600) ",
"AKA, OP's mom ",
"r/labelmemes",
"Looks Like the perfect place for zahna the White elekk in Nagrand in the game World of Warcraft. Obviously without the snow but with flying earth parts instead!",
"Poudre Canyon! ",
"We have one of these in Sardinia, near Castelsardo. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Elephant_Rock.JPG",
"Awesome I was wondering if anyone was going to post this. I see it almost everyday. ",
"Where is this?",
"I actually don't feel stupid for thinking it was real, just disappointed that it isn't. Cause it would've been really cool if it was and I like cool things. So yeah don't feel bad, just keep using your imagination!",
"ain’t that where solitude is in Skyrim?",
"Not going to lie was about to post holy crap where is this I need to go.... Then I read more and it's done by an artist. Well played mind fooler... Well played ",
"Yeah ok I was about to say there's literally no way",
"A digital picture is not what \"added/superimposed digital elements\" refers to. ",
"This'll probably get buried but [here's a natural mountain in Spain looking like an Elephant](http://ukspainlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Montgo-2.jpg)",
"/r/LookAtThisPhotograph",
"Chat disabled for 3 seconds.",
"These art subreddits are amazing, right?",
"Also /r/ImaginaryBehemoths",
"Any more info on this? Where is this in Iceland? What is it called?\n",
"Any more info on this? Where is this in Iceland? What is it called?\n",
"That looks more like an Aardvark to be honest",
"Any more info on this? Where is this in Iceland? What is it called?\n",
"That looks more like an Aardvark to be honest",
"Well a screenshot is a picture, good luck posting one of those. ",
"This honestly looks like a screen cap from halo 3",
"That looks more like an Aardvark to be honest.",
"It's not a photo. It's a painting.",
"\"I am 100% certain this is photoshopped\"\n\n*Still checks comments",
"This guy rocks",
"That's beautiful. Our local airport just got a new route there, can't wait to go",
"\"GOD does amazing Things! Like if you love god, ignore for SATANAS\"",
"Crazy how nature do that",
"Calm down Wisconsin it's just a normal rock.",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Not sure which part of my comment screamed self-assurance, but alright. ",
"Omg thanks for sharing ",
"What if this is just a fossilized carcass of a once giant elephant? Does that mean a Godzilla exists?",
"I'm thinking it's the NZ elephant rock in Taranaki",
"same here fam\n\nin retrospect that trunk was improbable",
"Wow ",
"I lived in Minnesota all my life, but when it comes to beauty Wisconsin has it! Now I live in CO, which is awesome but I miss the Wisconsin lakes and rivers...",
"Woah, that mountain looks like an elephant! ",
"Pretty sure that's the point he was making. ",
"Haters will say it’s photoshop",
"Stay out of trouble, Elf.",
"Fake as fuck",
"Should be posted on r/imaginarylandscapes.",
"Would minks hibernate?",
"It stands on the back of a turtle that flies through space.",
"the front fell off.",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"The entire imaginary network is awesome, highly recommend checking it out. /r/ImaginaryBehemoths and /r/ImaginaryMindscapes are a couple of the more popular ones, but there are dozens if not hundreds of others that are all equally high quality imo. ",
"Well maybe it should? I agree with u/squeeze-my-lemon that the point of a sub like r/pics seems like it should be to show cool pics that I assume are of real shit. If I wanted to see cool photoshops I'd go to one of those subs.",
"haha this is a photoshop",
"Okay this will probably make me look dumb but...\n\nWho the *hell* is this \"JT\"",
"Looks like Zou from one piece",
"Real one exists in southern most part of India. Check it out. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Yanaimalai_Madurai.jpg\n\n",
"art is good.",
"The last sentence treats the reader like a child",
"Welcome to the internet where everything is real",
"Shadow of the colossus' new teaser",
"THANK you.",
"[Italy too](https://www.ilovepantelleria.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/arco-elefante-pantelleria.jpg)",
"Where's the city on top?",
"Some element of this has to be fake...\n\nNot sure which tho",
"I'm Fox freaking Mulder!",
"Ithaca IS Gorges...",
"Show me a better system of government than democracy.\n\nI have seen your quote before, the one that says \"the best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.\" It is the most worthless and uninformed perspective about government and democracy that I can think of. This is because it's a criticism of democracy that offers nothing in the way of a better plan.\n\nMoreover, this perspective seems to imply that we have democracy because people love unconditionally it and think it is great, perfect, and you're here to tell us how bad it is because of all of the dumb voters. But this fails to recognize that we already know that our system of democracy is very flawed, and yet we also know that we can try to use democracy to fix democracy. In some authoritarian or other form of government, we wouldn't have the ability to change anything we wouldn't like, and our government might even be working to brainwash us into thinking everything was great.\n\n",
"Was wondering why this looked so familiar. Diddy Kong racing was my jam",
"It makes me sad that the /s is necessary here...",
"This definitely means there are aliens.",
"Wow, i really like it!",
"Wow, that is so cool!",
"*shoots knee*",
"How is it pushing politics? It's not arguing in favor of one party or another, just that photography can be used for political purposes. You're the one trying to turn this into a political slapfight. ",
"Pictures made in photoshop don't break rule #1. Only superimposed elements (stuff added on top of the picture--text, drawings, etc) aren't allowed.",
"Crazy",
"Eh, I doubt it. It's a road side attraction. When driving through, it would be tough to spot unless you had a sign.",
"Amazing... it looks just like an elephant... o.... wait.",
"With every passing elephant related object they look less and less like elephants ",
"A fellow Headlander on reddit? ",
"Damn it, someone beat me to it",
"The \"MAMMOTH\" in El Paso is super neat also, kinda like this formation. ",
"This isn't a screenshot, though.",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Shadow of the colossus hidden boss",
"Yeah, there’s not even a picture of the elephant *before* it lost all the weight. I don’t even know what this sub is anymore",
"Is this real :thinking:",
"\"Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.\"\n\n~ Bill O'Reilly",
"To be fair... This is in a pics subreddit, not a photoshop subreddit, so you are excused.... A little. ",
"Should still have added a photo manipulation or photoshop tag to the post.",
"Rock n' Roll",
"Wait is this real",
"One of Wisconsin's hidden treasures",
"/r/imaginarymonsters is my favorite. /r/imaginarycharacters is fun too.",
"See that people. That is one of the elephants standing on the turtles back holding up the flat earth. Check and mate!\n\np.s. I'm joking and making fun of flat earth people in case anyone couldn't tell.",
"We also have an [Elephant Rock](https://i.imgur.com/XbUHnSE.jpg) in the town I live in, and you used to be able to climb it, but some asshole bought the land and threatens to have anyone who goes on the trail to it arrested. It wasn't even a very popular trail, more well known to locals than anyone else. But there are old photos like this and I still get to see it from afar every single day!",
"Oh, no, it was my reaction when I saw the picture",
"I wish I could get into art. I don't even know what is good art and when I ask literally any art person what makes art good they just rage beyond belief. I am banned from 3 art subs for just asking. \n\n",
"I wish I could art.",
"Good old Dick Bong State Park",
"Subscribed! What an amazing subreddit. ",
"No it not this is the new 18th hole on trumps golf course. ",
"What skyrim mod is this?",
"Actually this is Solitude, Skyrim.",
"Oh, alright. Carry on...",
"That gave me Diddy Kong Racing flashbacks",
"I was about to try and book tickets there",
"This is going to be on some flat-earthers blog somewhere as proof Terry Pratchett was right. ",
"Hills like white elephants. ",
"Welcome to Zou\n/r/onepiece",
"So great! ",
"Haters will say it's shopped",
"I thought that at first too but I think the photographer just took the pic from the worst angle possible. The sign is farther away than it looks. ",
"We prefer to be called globies.",
"Of course this assumes the average ruler is somehow smarter or kinder. An army of fools is better than an a single powerful one.",
"Remember that count of monte cristo movie? On the island? ",
"that doesnt look like an elephant at all",
"Put some legs on that and it looks like Treetrunks from Adventire Time",
"You can!\nYou just don't practice",
"Trick question, the answer is: All of them ",
"Bold",
"As a borderline artist I think that’s sad. Art is there to generate conversation and feeling, asking whether art is good or why it is good is totally valid.",
"No. Photoshop",
"Really? Fuck them. Good art is in the eye of the beholder. If you like it, it's good. ",
"Sarcasm?",
"I thought this was gonna be about flat earth cuz I only saw the top half.",
"All the imaginary. There's like 3 or 4 dozen subs under the \"imaginary\" brand\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryInteriors/wiki/index Scroll bar at bottom of banner",
"There is one at [Joshua Tree in California also!](http://i.imgur.com/SHtUlK4.jpg)",
"Is it just the angle or am I just missing it? I don't see anything about that rock that resembles an elephant. ",
"Isn't this sub for images in general? no matter what type?\n\nedit: (Images that are SFW)",
"My family and I were camping in Yellowstone when I was younger. My sister and mom went on a horseback guided tour thing and the tour guide convinced most of the group that the random large boulders in glacial areas were petrified buffalo.",
"Yea that cabin looks ridiculous. ",
"You mean before and after pictures of people losing weight?",
"Sign was installed by the guy that took the postcard picture.",
"He protec\n\nHe attac\n\nBut most importantly,\n\nHe /u/whicketywack ",
"Reminds me a bit of the David Macaulay illustration for nuclear power in \"The Way Things Work\".",
"!redditart",
"This can't be real ",
"Good art is when it's art and it's good",
"Jeez, I know we can be a bit narrow minded, but banned? I’m embarrassed...",
"I love how you can compare how big the mountain is to a shed/house and its yard. It just puts this all into perspective in a fascinating and captivating way",
"As a BA Painting major with an art theory background, I can tell you asking 'what makes good art' is the subject of centuries of debate at the highest levels of criticism. Whoever's raging at that question is either a clueless wannabe or a breed of *trollus artisticus*.",
"Submit this tomorrow.",
"Now we must make it real.",
"Terry Pratchett was always right.",
"Somehow I misread this as autistic elephant. \n\n...I really don't know how. ",
"\"The real one\" huh? So the other one is just fake nature or?",
"Your art was the best art of... all the art.",
"Underrated comment",
"No, it's a very big mineral.",
">Rule 1: No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements\n\nIt's literally the first rule. ",
"Half of them are above the median...",
"Wrong Ithaca",
"How is that rule relevant?",
"Underrated comment",
"I was thinking more along the lines of /r/earthporn but that works too ",
"Probably have no talent if they act that way. It's subjective for sure, but if you call yourself an artists it's your main concern in a way. Making good art. If you rage at the concept it means you've clearly never made good art.\n\nIn the long run my good art is the art that is finished and someone enjoys. Done 2 murals for kids bedroom and they both enjoy them. That to me is the definition. ",
"Under underrated comment",
"Looks less elephant like and more [shoveler duck](http://terranature.org/duckShoveler300.jpg) like. ",
"This is a photo, he just applied a basic MakeIntoElephant filter.",
"Was hoping to find someone in agreement. This rock just looks like a fucking rock. ",
"❤️ ",
"I started to teach myself to art 5 years ago by watching YouTube videos and copying ideas. I recommend watercolours or colour pencils as a fairly cheap and easy to set up start. If you just want to look at art, just start visiting galleries and looking at stuff online. The good art is the art you like :)",
"/r/ArtFundamentals\n\n\nI’ve found these excercises to be helpful towards making my artistic attempts better. It really is about a whole lot of practice, though. \n",
"Crazy how nature does that",
"That generally means they don't know themselves.... ",
"Rock soft rock. ",
"This is what I say. I am back in school in a very artsy town, the college is well known for its music and some of its art, the Univ. has several galleries and I choose to walk through them on the way to classes. Early last week I was looking at this painting I thought was trippy and some girl hear me say \"this is pretty cool\" and she just laid into me telling me how I \"had no taste\" because this painting was lazy. ",
"Ain't no such thing as a stupid question. Justin Timberlake ",
"Where is the turtle it's supposed to stand on",
"This is supposed to be a general image sub. There are plenty of photography subs if that’s all you want. ",
"Where did Solitude go!?",
"\"Garbage in, Gospel out.\"\n\n\\- The first computer programmer",
"Elephountain ",
"I just wish the art subs were more welcoming. I am a sports nut, clearly by user name, and if an artsy person who doesn't care for sports asked me questions I would spend all day sharing my passion. I feel when I ask artists many of them get extremely impatient like I should know a ton already because the world is made up of art. But I fall into that chunk, half, or whatever amount of people who are not all that creative. But I do like to learn and ask, I just rarely feel welcomed asking. \n",
"More like \n\nElephant Cliff",
"Some 'birds for scale' would make this I think. ",
"What enb are you using? ",
"Your art.. is the best art.. of all the art. ",
"The rotund fellow that most people think of as “Buddha” is actually Budai, and not Siddhartha Gautama. Gautama Buddha (the OG Buddha) is usually depicted as a more average build.",
"Well I found out where I am going to get my Art from to hang on the walls of my new place.",
"Now if we could just convince the furries to hold a convention on the top of it.",
"Yeah a pic isn't some kind of strict category or something. That would be ridiculous. ",
"This makes me think of Game of Thrones for some reason. ",
"I go to galleries all the time actually. I live close to the arts district of Dallas. \n\nI can't make art for shit though. I have practically no imagination and can't really picture things in my head well (Aphantasia if you will). This is also why I am so curious, it's extremely different to me.",
" ",
"Ayy the count of monte cristo",
"Happy cake day! 🎉🎉",
"We also have one in [Diddy Kong Racing](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3fMlLVZ8aT8/hqdefault.jpg)",
"Are you gay?",
"As if anyone would believe that we live on a flat earth on the back of elephants on the back of a giant turtle...",
"Anyone know where this is?",
"I do agree with you. It seems you’ve bumped into some of the “I’m to important for your questions” type of people... I still find it surprising that you were ‘welcomed’ that badly. \nPersonally I’ve found out that if you address yourself as a curious newbie people tend to be more understanding — don’t know how you formulated your questions though... sad you were banned for asking. ",
"Huh. Thought I was subscribed to that one. I am now!",
"Reminds me of the shark mountain in halo",
"It's been awhile since I added a new one to my sub list. This is a good'n.",
"Where is this located? Definately want to make a note of somewhere to do DMT.",
"Discworld Jr.",
"Yep. Personally I'm a big poster on /r/imaginarymaps but I browse the others for hours when I have the time.",
"You gay bro?",
"\"Wrong.\"\n\n-Donald Trump",
"My own favorite has to be r/imaginaryinteriors\n\nThey all look so cozy",
"I’d argue you’re not asking the right question. It’s not ‘What is good art?’ that you should be asking unless you are interested in becoming an academic critic. Instead ask ‘what kind of art do I like?’\n\nThink about how you might approach music. Do you ask musicians what makes good music? Probably not. You just likely listen and discover what you like, maybe learn about that musician or group, and look for similar stuff and go from there. \n\nI bet a lot of folks here could tell me the stories behind their favorite groups, down to dates and locations… and most of you aren’t likely to be music historians. You get into it because you enjoy what they do so much you want to know what’s behind it. \n\nWhy should visual art be any different? \n\nGood art is whatever makes you feel or react, no matter the medium or form. Look for something that makes you react, go from there. If the artist is still living maybe drop them a message. \n\nAs a painter, illustrator, and someone who knows a bit of history, I can say you don’t need me to tell you what’s good. Go look at art, in person if you can because the camera doesn’t translate as well as you’d think. If you need to start somewhere, see who the people you like like, or pick a time period you think is cool and look around at who was doing what at that time. \n\nDon’t overthink this. It’s not like there are rules. ",
"It’s reddit dude. Find something real to get this pissed about ",
"My favorite is r/imaginarywizards and r/imaginarybattlefields ",
"You’ll get through this",
"OP mom is so old, she remembers when it was called 'woolly mammoths mountain'.",
"I wish I could art without practice.",
"A subreddit of prog album covers I see. ",
"😱",
"Zunesha! \n\nLet me hear your voice!!!",
"Wow crazy nature do that ",
"https://www.reddit.com/me/m/zimagine/\n\nThere goes your week",
"I see it.",
"Bury my under rated comment. ",
"I bet there's a lot of Uranium ore in the foot.",
"The kettle morraine is really beautiful...i love the area around dodgeville, too. governor dodge state park, house on the rock(before it got a little too too much), cave of the mound(although it sure seemed a lot bigger when i was a kid), etc..\n\ni grew up in northern illinois, and my grandparents lived in southern wisconsin, so we spent most summer weekends at one tourist trap after another.",
"Ausable Chasm in New York has one too (kind of): https://i.imgur.com/5cFNCQW.jpg",
"direct link to image since that isn't actually an album\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/vhYgRtE.jpg",
"I think it's hideous. I'd be pissed if I lived around there",
"the magic of photoshop",
"Earth with our art if just eh ^^^or ^^^something ^^^like ^^^that",
"I don’t get it",
"I got it!",
"I killed a dragon with my bow on that peek. Great times. ",
"[Butte hole.](https://i.imgur.com/dU34p8x.jpg)\n\n^^^^^in ^^^^^Butte ^^^^^Montana",
"No I’d say it’s pretty impossible that an elephant ear, eye, trunk, leg, and wrinkles all naturally eroded in the anatomically correct positions. ",
"Poor you.",
"I practice being bad at art. does that count?",
"Good God this sub needs more or better mods to deal with these ridiculously stupid submissions. And the incredible amount of upvotes from total *idiots* only empowers these mouthbreathing karma miners who refuse to read the sidebar to contribute this trash more often.",
"Discworld! (Close enough)",
"It's not even real. Seriously this is something a child would fall for at an amusement park.",
"art is dead according to r/boburnham ",
"\nHere's Monkey Rock! https://imgur.com/YxjJ1Po",
"It really is elephants all the way down!",
"But we’re on r/pics not r/painting",
"\"Look out new world, he we come!\"",
"The post breaks no rules. I have confirmed this with the moderators.",
"He protec\n\nHe attac\n\nBut most importantly,\n\nHe u/whicketywack",
"This guy Adobes",
"He protec\n\nHe attac\n\nBut most importantly,\n\nHe u/whicketywack",
"[This](https://i.imgur.com/fnQI9l3.jpg) is the closest I can get. ",
"And brash",
"We have [Sleeping Elephant](http://tradingpostresort.com/wp-content/gallery/cabins/dscf4887.jpg) in Fort Collins, CO. ",
"As someone studying philosophy, I’m confident it will be a topic that will forever be argued. Whether or not “high art” and “low art” exists and whether or not some art is objectively better. If beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder, then what is it in only humans that determines the subjectivity of “beauty”. And down the rabbit hole the arguments go.",
"Fool. Oh yes, you'll totally be able to repel the alderi dominion after fighting an exhausting civil war.",
"The third down from all-time Top on that sub, it seriously reminds me of how I picture the waterwheel during Sabriel's flight from the undead. The scene can be found in Garth Nix's Abhorsen Trilogy: Book 1 - Sabriel. The entire series is wonderful.",
"Nnnnooope... don't see it...",
"Agreed",
"I’m not the same person but I’m just gonna put this here.. “carved”.. didn’t see that? ",
"First thing I thought of was One Piece",
"Cuz it’s clearly photoshopped?",
"That’s cool if it is real",
"Even if you don’t like it, it’s good IMO. Anything that makes me think or feel something I consider good art.",
"Oh... if you thought it was naturally eroded that way then yeah, you should feel pretty stupid. ",
"I don’t get why mods allow this. The point of the sub is real photos that are neat or interesting",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Haters will say it’s photoshopped",
"I know, like it’s a relatively cool photo, but photoshop and nsfw photos are like the only 2 things you can’t post here, nearly any other photo can be? What are the mods doing!! Is there even mods in this sub ",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Frozen Mahishmati",
"Why is this in pics?",
"/u/telesis ",
"Unexpected dark souls also ",
"THAT IS AWSOME ",
"Picasso said, \"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.\"\n\n\nDon't worry about making art that someone else will like, just do it for fun. Just play with different things until you find your groove. You can throw away your work if you don't like it and nobody has to see it. You have nothing to lose and a lot of fun to be gained by trying it.\n\nNinja punctuation edit",
"I wonder which one that is? Berilia? Tubul? Great T'Phon? Or perhaps Jerakeem?",
"My wife just told me she quit her job, and we are moving to photoshop island.",
"india has lots of crazy myths. none of them true",
"Are you honestly comparing photos from the civil rights movement to the shit show of “look how far and floppy Donald is”? \n\nGtfo",
"2am and I'm about to dive balls deep into this sub. GG sleep.",
"The Bob Ross special.",
"If you're talking about the picture I posted, it used to be in Hartlepool on the NE coast of England.",
"Looks like something from Far Cry 4",
"Yo, isn't that the cliff that the Gravetender Greatwolf waits at for you? Ariandel was a bitch.",
"How about I underwrite it?",
"I can (f)art.",
"Enhance your calm, friend. Having a good argument against something doesn't mean that there are better alternatives available.",
"I'm from Hartlepool but not the Headland. \nHow's it going cod head?",
"Sarcasm?",
"How does that relatively tiny rock get a whole sign to itself?",
"Yes, but i'm a geo boi as much as the next boi, so I'm down with this rock as much as the next rock.",
"I see a Triceratops.",
"You left off the sentence that follows, which defines what it means by \"digital elements\":\n\n> This includes image macros, comics, maps, infographics, MS Paint type scribbles, and most diagrams.",
"I saw [this one in Moab, Utah](https://i.imgur.com/qNsv6I8.jpg)",
"Pretty sure that’s the adamantoise.",
"> No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\nThis is literally photoshop.",
"OK, well let me know when you see a good argument against it because I haven't seen one here. I saw the most worn out and dumbest argument there is.",
"Eroded by the sea. Same way as it was formed.\n[Like this](http://imgur.com/akd66Qf.jpg)",
"Wow this is insane mind blown",
"Reminds me of that Elephant holding up a city in Bahubali movie.\n\nhttp://www.animationxpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Baahubali-2-new-kingdom.jpg\n\nExcept looking a bit more natural.\n",
"Art harder!",
"From my view, good art is instantly meaningful when you see it. It has to come from a genuine place inside of yourself. What that means.. I can't really tell you lol",
"What do you mean? Uninformed electorates is one of the strongest arguments against democracy.",
"Winterhold belongs to Skyrim, not the imperials or the mages.",
"I was looking for this comment. Bless you ",
"Before Solitude was built I guess huh?",
"This something of avatar the last airbender with that turtle island ",
"/r/pareidolia",
"It breaks rule one. Clearly.",
"Fotoshop????",
"That is fascinating AND horrifying. The scale of it all, so huge.",
"Ashes of Ariandel? \n\nAny darksouls players here will remember this .-. ",
"Jesus man would love to climb that,, looks like a 5,10a",
"Hey, that does look a bit like an elephant!\n\nWait.. that looks a lot like an elephant\n\n... It's actually exactly elephant-shaped!!\n\nAh right, it's CGI\n\nPretty well done",
"It isn’t. OP is just a pussy. ",
"Each subsequent picture seems to look less and less like an elephant.",
"Considering how long it's taken to work on the Crazy Horse monument (which is amazing so far, but nowhere near finished), we would probably be dead before it was completed.",
"Thicc boi",
"I thought it was for things r/thathappened ?",
"Read the book [Artspeak](https://www.amazon.com/ArtSpeak-Contemporary-Movements-Buzzwords-Present/dp/0789203650)\nand you'll feel better and know more. Probably in a library near you. ",
"Really if you can find an honest king/queen that really does care about the people that would be best, but that would only happen a chance in a million. ",
"Looks like someone made this ",
"Look at the wallpaper for a long time, you'll start seeing things. Express them in drawings, paintings, or sculpture.\n\nYou'll be so proud of the first one, until you do the second one, your masterpiece, then do your third one and want to burn the first two.",
"Every sub is US politics sub apparently ",
"thank god someone said it",
"Divine beast irl",
"No, art is fucking excellent. Now give me gold.",
"There's also a [Mount Elephant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Elephant) in Australia. Not nearly as cool though...",
"!redditsilver",
"and then choose a new one after they die every time. ",
"OWO",
"We've been over this before. This sub's only rule is: make the front page. There are literally zero standards enforced here ",
"I would have easily believed it was carved by artists or something. I mean we have Mt Rushmore after all. ",
"Roy?\n",
"Thanks for the fake picture",
"To be fair, if he let people on his property he's liable for their welfare. And let's face it, most people are assholes that would leave trash, squat, tag, and just generally fuck everything up. You buy property like that to get away from people, not have them using it like a state park. ",
"Wales has one of these\n\nElephant rock wales https://imgur.com/gallery/P1VV1",
"Count of monte cristo!",
"Spada actually",
"What the fuck",
"You should watch lord of the rings",
"What I mean is that this is just pointing out an obvious weakness in democracy. But so what? You say it's an argument against democracy, as if there exists a better argument for something other than democracy. So the whole premise of saying it's an argument against democracy is misguided. Unless someone can show evidence or make a good argument that something other than democracy is better, then this is meaningless criticism.\n\nObviously we can argue that certain manifestations/forms of democracy might be better than others, but throughout history we've seen over and over that the weak points in democratic systems such as this one are not so problematic that they suggest that there's a better system of government that removes the voice of the people.",
"And damn it you beat me to it",
"You're not really wrong, but like I said, it was mostly Colorado locals who I imagine don't want to fuck up their area either. No offense to tourists, but that's usually their M.O. \n\nAlso, it used to be a state run trail from what I understand, and he bought it, marked it off with no trespassing signs, and if my view from the road is correct, built a house on the side of it. Sounds like a rich douche thing to do. ",
"But don't you see? You've already identified the inherent problem. You often won't have a benevolent king or queen. So this argument is entirely based on a fantasy hypothetical that doesn't exist.",
"No, not \"as if there exists a better argument for something other than democracy.\" In fact, I said the exact opposite.\n\nThere's nothing meaningless about keeping your problems in mind, even if they're necessary problems.",
"pic too small. downvote. ",
"In LA, there is Eagle Rock, a huge boulder that has the look of two eagles on it. However, the city built these power lines right over it and blocks the view from the freeway",
"-farts-",
"That rule does not include Photoshop. I asked the mods. ",
"I mean it’s 5 times bigger than the trees, it really does haha",
"Idk if whoever made this realized those were trees not bushes",
"Poorly built table.",
"“Have you ever noticed these anti-abortion protesters are people nobody wants to fuck in the first place?”\n\n-\tGeorge “Old Fuck” Carlin",
"I believe you are confusing /r/pics for /r/pic\n\n/r/Pics - anything that is a sfw picture\n/r/pic - interesting pics, no clickbait. \n\nStop trying to make this sub something it isn’t. ",
"There are mountains in El Paso?",
"Then that is a ridiculously stupid rule that doesn't even practice what it preaches.",
"I guess you didn't read all of my post where I said this isn't going to happen, 'a chance in a million'. So yes this is just hypothetical, as I thought that much was clear. ",
"Yes that would work, if we could find the right ones after they die or lose mental stability. I just know the current system of politicians is not working for the American People. It is a shame and embarrassment that the government is shut down and that the military (which I don't agree with what they do) isn't even able to get paid, yet the politicians still get that check regardless for life. Just a fucking joke. ",
"I did read all of your post. You are missing my point. The very fact that this isn't going to happen is why democracy is better. I understand that you're saying it could be great if we could perpetually have a benevolent monarchy, but the fact that we can't is exactly why democracy is better.\n\nIt's not an argument that democracy is perfect and everything else is flawed. All systems are flawed, and democracy is just better.",
"It's at the end of the Rockies. Mountains go straight through the middle of the city. \n\nThe picture I posted is from a road that goes from west to east through the mountains. ",
"Seems legit",
"Surscrubered",
"Bury me under my underrated comment",
"We also have one in [Chernobyl](http://static.nautil.us/1931_15d185eaa7c954e77f5343d941e25fbd.jpg)",
"It is known",
"Solitude.",
"Damn here is always something I haven’t seen yet in Skyrim. Btw when did they release it for real life?",
"Did not even know that was a thing. [Looks like it's gonna be incredible.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Crazy_Horse_Memorial_2010.jpg)",
"My apologies I was not trying to. My point is that you can't separate politics and photography. I would bet that the same comments complaining about politicizing /r/pics would have existed back during these pivotal moments in american history had the website been around.",
"Thank you, I'm glad at least someone understood what I was trying to say.",
"Beat me to it",
"That was not my intention at all. I apologize. The point I'm trying to make is that you can not separate politics and photography. Clearly I was not articulate enough. I'm genuinely not trying to be an ass. ",
"What? Why would you think i was pissed?",
"are you a bot",
"That was not my intention at all. I apologize. The point I'm trying to make is that you can not separate politics and photography. Clearly I was not articulate enough. I'm genuinely not trying to be an ass.\n",
"i am TOTALLY a robot beep boop\n\n^^contact ^^/u/oceanpizza123 ^^for ^^details",
"You’re doing gods work",
"[We have one in Middletown RI but it's lying down](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7e/40/7e/7e407e2efa62217554f95a80586002ce.jpg)",
"How is that relevant to the rule?",
"damn I wanted this elephant to be real",
"Art is great. It's artists that are insufferable.",
"!redditgarlick",
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"you spelled garlic wrong",
"Looks like a woolly mammoth",
"You know you love carrot dont deny it",
"These people are just incredibly thin-skinned. You can say the mildest milquetoast stuff and it's like you said Hilter's your best buddy. I think it's a problem with Gen Z, they can't handle criticism.",
"Your link clearly says Nevada, which I can confirm because I was there 3 days ago. In Valley of Fire State Park. ",
"Lol technically I'm gen Z haha, but sometimes I question wether comments I see complaining about politics in a major subs are just people who either who can't handle their view being challenged or if they're bots/shills/propagandists trying to spread a narrative, and it goes for both sides of american politics.",
"Or did I???\n\n¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"yes",
"!redditsorry",
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"Yes sir! ",
"I don't disagree. I'm just pointing out that the rules don't say that.",
"Except photoshop is not what they mean by \"added/superimposed\" elements. They mean things like overlying text, emojis, snapchat filters, and other things that go over the image, not that are part of the image itself. If the rules had meant any amount of photoshop, then half the posts in this sub wouldn't be allowed because they use some amounts of digital editing, even if just for color correction and similar touch ups.",
"Just a quick Elephant Walk to get there!",
"Troooooooll!!!!",
"you guys, I think this is photoshopped",
"Why are you looking for reasons to get mad?\n",
"I commented the saw this than the same thing. \n\n\nDifferent strokes I suppose",
"I thought this was a screenshot from a botw sub whilst scrolling my feed earlier today. I didn't even notice the elephant til I read comments just now. Fuvk I need to put the switch down I'm consumed by Zelda ",
"Man Castelsardo is such a beautiful place. Spent 3 weeks there about 6 years ago.\n\nFirst night we go out to explore the town a bit and happen upon a miss Universe competition. A week later there was a large carnival going through town and people were so inclusive!",
"No, you mean this is a picture of a real giant frozen elephant... ",
"I've played enough Shadow of the Colossus to know there is a weak spot on him somewhere that I need to stab. ",
"YES NO WAY that's where I live!!! I thought the place was unknown haha",
"Pics my ass.",
"Makes me miss elephant rock in pei . The trunk part of the rock fell off . ",
"I’m expecting white walkers any minute now ",
"Humans have done much more impressive things than this... It's not like it's impossible that someone carved this out",
"/r/ImaginaryWastelands ",
"TIL that /r/pics is not just for photos. ",
"> I did read all of your post. You are missing my point\n\nDemocracy is not better. Democracy only caters to the majority, and can still limit freedoms to the minorities. Plus with democracies you have to deal with more and more people (politicians) and that raises the odds that they are corrupt, over a king/queen who isn't. Basically one person (king/queen) vs a group of people (democracy). It is easier to find 1 person who isn't corrupt, vs a large group of people. \n\nAlso you are acting like a democracy is free of corruption as well, which we have seen many many times in the USA that the politicians are corrupt as fuck. So your logic is quite flawed. We also see how in a democracy that corporations get all the power and the people lose rights because of it. \n\nSee the problem in all of this is the corrupt people in power, which is why I think if we had only a king/queen to rule the land, it would be easier to find one person who isn't corrupt, vs having a democracy where you must find many many people to take part in it without being corrupt. \n",
"The picture is a reference to Terry Pratchett's book franchise \"Discworld\", that literally takes place on a world that's a flat disc held up by four elephants standing on top of a cosmic turtle flying through space.\n\nPosting that picture has less to do with the turtle's back-myth and more with just gushing over Discworld. :)",
"The banana in the fruit basket is nice. ",
"You from hartlepool?",
"Aye.",
"You can’t see it in the photo, but the elephant is standing on the back of a giant turtle.",
"Unknown? I wouldn't say that.\nPlenty of claims to fame for the town I reckon.\nJust don't mention the monkey, there's so much more to us than that. \nAndy Capp used to drink in my local for instance.",
"Yesssss! And Kelsey Grammar visits from time to time!",
"Most people don't seem to know about it, which could be why it's taking so long to finish.",
"True, he's a regular at Verrils chippy over the headland. I think his wife's family are from over there.\nWe're practically Hollywood for gods sake!",
"The perspective annoys me. Which plane is flat?",
"Ah true. But still I think there's more to the turtle's back myth than \"haha those dumb ancients! Turtles all the way down lol!!!\"",
"Harder to snap a picture and caption it something else rock with the sign there. Not impossible, but probably cuts down on it about 95%. Seems like a board of tourism thing to do.",
"Oh GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO the first one I click on is 'The Wall'. I couldn't click off it fast enough. Now I'm gibbering in the corner. That is terrifying send help.",
"Or people holding political signs?",
"Lol.\n\nHow do you find that one person who isn't corrupt? Who chooses that person? Don't you see the problem?? Don't you see that inevitably, if that person isn't chosen by the public, eventually it will be corrupt people picking out the leader? And then the government gets corrupted, and then more corrupt, self-interested people pick leaders who they claim are benevolent.\n\nI mean, don't you understand that the leadership in Germany told the people that Hitler was benevolent, and in Iraq they said Saddam was benevolent, and in Russia they say Putin is benevolent?\n\nSo then you say that democracies pick corrupt leaders too. Yes, of course they absolutely do. Both systems would produce corrupt leaders. But compared to what you're talking about, only in democracy would the people support and vote to preserve having a free press, free speech, freedom to do as they please. Inevitably, in the kind of dictatorships you're talking about, there is authoritarianism when the leader stifles freedoms.\n\nYou say \"I'm acting like democracy is free of corruption.\" How am I acting like that? The whole damn point I'm making is that democracy has corruption and other flaws, and yet STILL it is better than other systems that have worse flaws.\n\nSeriously, you need to read up on the history of democracy and government. You're pointing out all of the problems with democracy that have been understood for literally thousands of years and yet democracy has still been discovered to do the best job compared to all other systems.\n\nIf the kind of system you're talking about actually existed, surely it would have happened by now. So can you point me to some actual place where it exists? And do you understand that this is, again, a huge part of the point here, that our evidence from world history is what tells us that we're best off with democracy over other systems?",
"Looks like a pokemon design.",
"We have an [Elephant Rock](https://imgur.com/gallery/vqXRn73) near by at Valley of Fire.",
"Oh I know you didn't try to, but when you try to act super nice it comes off as motherly or condescending. Just trying to help.\n\nI have no issue with politics in this sub, but it's awfully one sided and l do take issue with inserting politics into a picture that has nothing to do with politics to troll and incite arguments.",
"That's fair",
"Yeah, I see it most often on the right, but that's just because they're the most vocal. You just can not penetrate their bubble of self-persecution.",
"Lmao sensitive much? The second is asking for reasoning behind the allowance, while the first is a yes or no question. Pretty giant difference if you're proficient in English lmao.",
"Me too.",
"I never picked a side man. I'm just trying to point out the difference in how people read tonal language. Sorry for not being \"proficient in English\" lmao.",
"English isn't a tonal language lol. A tonal language is like Cantonese. Based on tone.",
"Close enough. ",
"Oops. Meant to say \"tone of language\".",
"I saw that in the painted world of Ariandel \n \nPlease someone tell me you know what I'm talking about",
"You might find it fun to copy along with ideas from people on YouTube? Maybe you just prefer looking though.",
"\"art is good.\" Guilded?!\n\nAll that studied art... bah!\n\nbut this wee gem, Ting! ",
"He protec\n\nHe attac\n\nBut most importantly,\n\nHe u/whicketywack"
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