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/r/pics/comments/7tsjfw/late_night_kitty_oc/
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"Creepy",
"Sterling persian? ",
"[Ginger Domestic Long Haired :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/7tdqcz/on_the_fence/?st=JD0BEJLY&sh=a2ae4f61)",
"Daww, so fluffy. "
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Late night kitty [OC]
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/r/pics/comments/7tsldv/my_finest_work_to_date_tourmaline_spinel_and/
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"Looks really cool, but what is it?",
"Probably jewelry? ...But judging by how heavy it must be, it's more likely an ornamental object.",
"Tourmaline, Spinel and Garnet.",
"Yes, but is it a table, a pin, a buttplug? I can't tell and would like to know it's actual function.",
"You know, everything can be a buttplug...",
"Stunning, beautiful work.",
"We need a banana for scale\n",
"The first thing I did when the pic came up was say \"WOW\" out loud. Truly awesome work.",
"At first I thought it was a 3D print and you forgot to remove the supports",
"Hmmmm that looks pretty awesome, but I have difficulties to estimate the size of it. First time I miss the banana or the penny :-/",
"I'd love to see a timelapse of you making one of these, I really can't even fathom the process.",
"I don't know what it is, but I like it!",
"Your sense of scale is a little off. Look at the stones; it's definitely not a table.\n\nIt looks like a pendant and the loop at the bottom is supposed to be where the chain goes I think.",
"Straight White Redneck here.\n\nI'm not sure WTF I'm looking at but it sure is pretty.\n\nI bet this makes an awesome fishing fly.",
">My finest social media marketing post\n\nFTFY",
"Holy shit.... I do festivals and am very exposed to wraps. This is masterful! Absolutely gorgeous work!",
"A tourmaline big enough to be a table would be worth thousands.",
"Especially a watermelon tourmaline which is what this one appears to be.",
"Yes, they are called [Wire Wraps](https://www.google.com/search?q=Wire+Wraps&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjc4ZKo4P3YAhVLPN8KHRsuCo8Q_AUIsQMoAQ&biw=1167&bih=680) and are mainly sold at festivals and hippy concerts. A fair amount of people that go to festivals make these now and try to sell them around the camp ground. Usually they are worn on necklaces, but sometimes people make earrings. They are time consuming but not overly difficult to get good at. However, people try to sell them for $100+ because a nice looking wrap uses silver wire (semi-expensive) and different small minerals (some... err most hippies believe they have healing powers) which can also be somewhat pricey at times. ",
"And STEVEN !",
"It looks like something you would find in an old antiques store in a small coastal town that would drive you mad and screaming into the ocean, yelling about dagon or something",
"It’s a pendant ",
"I went to the biggest of the eclipse festivals in oregon last year. There are some really good ones, and you can tell them from the bad ones. You'll run across few professional vendors as well as a couple people trying to get into it, and immediately you can see who's put effort into them. Some take hundreds of hours to make and are made with really rare gemstones and precious metals. It's totally a labor of love and when you meet someone who really makes high quality art involving his entire lifestyle, you notice.\n\nSome of these hippies live in trailers and go out and find the gemstones themselves in abandoned caves and have mad didgeridoo skills. Living life in the woods, only coming out for supplies.\n\nIf you're out there, broheim, thanks for letting me charge my phone in my time of need.",
"Do you post these to IMGUR too? I've seen a person or two posting things similar to this there as well.\n\nLooks good btw.",
"Gonna need a 30wt rod to cast it safely. ",
"Looks like some type of epic talisman you get after winning a big boss-fight in a video game and making it to the designated underground room to open a giant treasure chest and see this is inside.\n\nAwesome work.",
"Beauty, thought it was a brooch but pendant works too. Steel wire?",
"Very nice! Awesome wire work.",
"Necklace pendant!",
"It's actually\nNot very heavy at all, under one ounce, it's smaller than you'd think, and is meant to be worn as a pendant! It measures 3\"X1.25\"",
"The chain hangs on a hidden bail in the backside of the pendant, its right side up!",
"I do this for a living, and don't go to festivals, or vend. My jewelry is all sold online! ",
"Well it is a very beautiful necklace pendant anyone should feel proud to be adorned with. Seriously, fantastic work!",
"Hundreds of thousands*",
"Thank you!",
"I appreciate it! Thank you!",
"It's actually\nNot watermelon tourmaline, it is consider Chatoyent Elbaite Tormaline from the Chia Mining District, Minas Gerais Brazil! Watermelon tourmaline had a pink core, surrounded by a slight white one, with a green exterior, hence the name :)",
"This is 3\" x 1.25\" smaller than you'd think! ",
"It took me about 14 hours, from start to finish!",
"Well gotta do what we outta do right? This is how I feed my family! ❤️",
"Thank you!!",
"I dont, that's probably going to be of my friends who also makes them! ",
"It's sterling and Argentium silver! (.925/.935)",
"Thank you!!",
"Also they are definitely difficult to get good at, I'd like to see you get good in a couple months! Challenge!!",
"Thank you so much, I appreciate it!",
"I know a guy out in not-Spain who would buy this for a high price.",
"We get it, you vape..",
"This is absolutely gorgeous mate, good job.",
"This looks like something I would buy for my wife for an anniversary gift (tomorrow being out 8 year anniversary. Yay! :D), or something equally memorable. I know she would enjoy something like this. If you don't already, you should go into making some and selling them. I don't have a lot of money, but I am not kidding when I say I would buy something like this, and I know a lot of people who would be happy to buy them as well, as I am sure many Redditors would.",
"What kinds of tools do you use?",
"Can you provide a link to your shop OP, these are beautiful ",
"All of my work is available directly through Instagram, my handle is @jamesmilnejewelry, you can also get a direct link to my Facebook on there!",
"Pliers, cutters and my hands :)",
"Although I do solder the frame that I build onto!",
"I make these for a living, and this is currently for sale, feel free to message me on here if you're interested !",
"I don't vape, never have, and never will. Nice try at being funny though!",
"Send him my way, it's priced to move ;)",
"Just in case I should say that was just a dumb reference to resident evil 4’s merchant, since that games the only other place I’ve seen the word spinel. Sorry to get your hopes up if you were legit about the offer. ",
"The tourmaline in this piece cost me more than $100 ;) just so pumped er a sense of value!",
"Probably has one hell of a ramp up time on that though ",
"He's making a joke, sweetheart",
"Do you live in Colorado?\nSome friends came through from there with a piece really similar to this.",
"I live in eastern Canada, and this hasn't left my possession! Hahah ❤️",
"That's so beautiful. It looks like some strange jewelry from an alien. ",
" Am alien, can confirm.",
"Your best so far.",
"Thank you!",
"South/mid/west Ohio?",
"Hours and hours. Great detail. As a jewelry maker, who has yet to actually sell but makes jewelry for the love of it (don’t even wear much) I am extremely impressed with the a,punt of time this took. ",
"He's right! I just heard The Sound!",
"Very nice! Was the shape inspired by a treble clef, or just something serpentine that struck you?",
"Eastern canada!",
"Looks like the art that I've only seen pop up around here, beautiful!",
"Holy shit, this is a beautiful wrap. Do you have a page where you sell your works?",
"It's all through Instagram and Facebook, my Instagram handle is @jamesmilnejewelry, Facebook is linked through there!"
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My finest work to date! Tourmaline, Spinel, and Garnet.
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/r/pics/comments/7tsnak/someone_just_cracked_five_eggs_into_this_pan/
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"Thanks to Reddit, I've learned that this is not a rare occasion.",
"They all look concerned either way.",
"I'd be most concerned that you seem to not have any idea who is cracking eggs into your pan!",
"Are those quail eggs or an unnecessarily large frying pan?"
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Someone just cracked five eggs into this pan
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/r/pics/comments/7tsnnu/truck_hit_a_bridge_in_my_town_yesterday/
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"Look at how hungry that bridge is, I don’t blame it! ",
"You happen to live near [this](https://youtu.be/gIVK6XsoRSk) bridge?",
"Different bridge. Apparently Ryder truck drivers don't know their clearance. ",
"They painted it to warn people but it didn't help."
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Truck hit a bridge in my town yesterday
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/r/pics/comments/7tsor4/2000_year_old_dickbutt_memes/
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"This legit? ",
"OC and legit. From the [Wellcome collection](https://wellcomecollection.org/) in London.",
"Wow, that black one with a piercing back there. ",
"I wonder what they were used for??",
"Interesting museum overall....",
"If this one has wings....wouldn't that make it more of a \"Flying fuck?\"",
"Didn't a comedian do something on this or was it just my friends and I joking around.\n"
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2000 year old dickbutt memes
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/r/pics/comments/7tspbg/boneyard_got_second_place_at_a_body_paint/
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"Wood bone",
"Raise your hand if you zoomed in!",
"TBH, I chose this one because it was the only full-body shot - there were others that were closer, but didn't have the full design.",
"I've got about a yard of bone right now.\n\nSorry, it had to be said.",
"\"... we heard you like tits so we put tits on your tits.\""
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'Boneyard' got second place at a body paint competition in Perth, Australia!
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/r/pics/comments/7tss84/backstage_view/
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"What theatre is this? \nCommon Reddit, I give you less than 4 hours! ",
"It looks like the opera house I went to in Napoli. I could be very wrong and probably am..",
"On the behalf of the reddit community, we apologize sir. The post did it get enough upvotes and was not seen by enough people to matter.",
"its Deutsches Schauspielhaus in Hamburg, Germany... from Klaus Frahm’s “The Fourth Wall” series",
"YESS REDDIT, YOU DID IT!!!\n\n"
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Backstage View
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/r/pics/comments/7tsurz/to_america_from_haiti_check_out_our_shhole/
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"Haiti is a shithole regardless of how nice their beaches are.",
"As someone who has actually spent time clearing garbage off a Haitian beach (was doing mission work and helping to build a sport camp for kids), yeah they're shitholes. Maybe there are some nice ones at resorts but I've never seen them (never seen a resort hotel either on the island). \n\n\nAre we so far gone that we can't even call one of the worst nations on the planet a shithole? Granted, I went there a few years after the earthquake but even then I thought to myself as I went to Port-au-Prince \"this is hell on Earth\". Granted, when compared to active warzones/genocides/etc., it is far from hell on Earth but in places like that there is some finality. The war won't last forever. The killings will stop eventually. My time in Haiti made me lose any hope in the country ever being righted. \n\nAnyways, yeah the beaches do go on for days and they are shitholes. You really shouldn't be using irony when it's painfully accurate.",
"“We” can call them shitholes, the president can’t. Or shouldn’t anyway.",
"Publicly? Sure. But I'm not going to fault him for speaking frankly behind closed doors. ",
"Don't forget the lovely rivers. Here is one in Port au Prince https://imgur.com/a/SPZ0T",
"This is the part that kills me. This is Dick Durbin choosing to score a few cheap PR points at the expense of future bipartisan cooperation. If we can't even speak frankly behind closed doors about the state of the world because the other side is looking for a hot take to run to the media with then we're not negotiating in good faith.",
"God, I still remember the literal garbage fires.",
"Haitian resorts are lovely. Try going 5 miles off the resort. It might look [like this](http://atlantablackstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/haiti-tent-city.jpg) or [this](http://newsjunkiepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/16871418399_861b00ae4d_k.jpg)\n\nThere is a reason they ~~tell~~ warn you not to leave the resort without a guide.",
"/u/seeep I'm not sure you thought this through.....",
"Been there. The island is overall a shit-hole unless you hire armed body guards and stay within certain geographical limits. ",
"That country *is* a litteral shithole.",
"\"Hey look at this picture of a 500 dollar a night resort and look how nice it. Check mate donald hitler\"",
">There is a reason they tell warn you\n\nIn the the case of my family, it was armed gaurds patrolling the border of the resort and there was no warning, you simply weren't allowed to leave without a guide. ",
"They do have nice beaches, but DR gets all the tourists. Haiti doesn't even list tourism as an industry. DR is killing it compared to Haiti. Haiti has 40% unemployment, DR has 5.5%. ",
"Hati is a shithole though. ",
"You knuckleheads really can't help yourself can you? Do you think if Obama had said Haiti was a shit hole, people would get this upset? Haiti is a shit hole, want to know why I know that? There isn't a huge amount of immigration TO Haiti, everyone is trying their best to leave that shit hole. And on top of that, they share a fucking island with the Dominican republic and it's like night and day between the two. Same island, different results. Maybe Haiti just sucks.",
"That's unfair. Conan visited and showed some of the beautiful beaches in Haiti. For example: https://i.redd.it/i209y8p1cjb01.jpg",
"And then the Democrats will complain that the right aren't being bipartisan.\n\nBoth sides are bad but you are simply making things worse when you destroy every single attempt at building the country together."
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To: America From: Haiti Check out our sh**hole!
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/r/pics/comments/7tsuzu/10_chessboard_thrift_store_find/
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"Beautiful! Did it come with the pieces?",
"I read this as cheese board first...",
"You got a good deal for $10. [It retails for about $90.](https://www.chessbaron.com/chess-TH2083.htm)",
"Could be some kinda Jumanji rig",
"I love Isle of Lewis chess sets but I've never been able to convince myself to spend the money for one.",
"Very cool, very cool indeed. ",
"*drums intensify*",
"I have this same one, my grandfather bought for me when he went to England. Its really dope.",
"Do not even think about playing this if you are not comitted to a full game, I no need a whole new Jumanji.",
"Real chess players just use imagination.\n",
"Very true, dat. :)"
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10$ Chessboard thrift store find
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/r/pics/comments/7tsvpd/sonos_took_out_this_full_page_ad_in_the_nyt/
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"Fuck Ajit Pai",
"A Jizz in fucking Pie.",
"Don’t know much about Sonos but I want to spend my money there now ",
"They have some quality speakers",
"The sound of music has nothing to do with the internet. FAIL!",
"Yes it does. Slow internet means music has to be compressed even more... But you know everything right?",
"I don't listen to internet music. It's already bad quality, smartass.",
"this guy lol",
"That may be true but your statement is still completely wrong. I‘m sorry but you’re the smartass in this conversation.",
"Yeah, ok.",
"Your name says it all.",
"They took out a print ad during a tv broadcast? How exactly?",
"business not doing so well, pandering ad. two birds one stone."
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Sonos took out this full page ad in the NYT during the Grammys yesterday
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"You misspelled Terabithia",
"Heh, I suppose I did! ",
"Beautiful pic though! Do you mind me asking where it was taken?",
"This was taken along the Trout Run walking path in Whitewater State Park in Minnesota! I was there this weekend with some friends and goodness is it absolutely beautiful!"
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Bridge to Adventure
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/r/pics/comments/7tsyd3/girl_gotta_shampoo_her_hijab/
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"talk about playing on expert mode.\n\ni want to sell womens hair products to a country with compulsory hijab use. ",
"I don't know if it's a hair product, or detergent\n",
"its shampoo. says it on the bottle. \n\nedit: https://www.amazon.com/Rejoice-3in1-Shampoo-600-Ml/dp/9742786593",
"A quick google translation and \"Untuk Hijab\" means \"For Hijab\". But please take this as a joke. ",
"Looks silky smooth to me. ",
"yep. probably a special formula for girls wearing hijabs. like delicate skin or curly hair",
"who the fuck wants menthol scented hair? winter green...maybe. be like girl are you sick or something?",
"Maybe she's born with it... Maybe its Islam.",
"This is truly ridiculous and I love it",
"Ya'll think this is ridiculous, but imaging having the job of the person who has to make this ad. Whoever it is has the hardest job in marketing. Fucking comcast marketing has an easier job, since it can provide you with football and/or porn. If this lady's hair could get me Game of Thrones, then this ad would be easy.",
"Girls still care about their appearance and how their hair is underneath a hijab. You don’t want ratty, knotted hair even when you have a hijab to cover it",
"no one here has said otherwise. im just saying it would be a hard marketing job since you can't show the product as used (e.g. the luxurious hair)",
"It's not like the hair you see in the commercials was washed with whatever crap they are selling anyways. It's not a customer testimonial.",
"Fake. Hijabs are black, never green.",
"I was in Kuwait City once and went to a starbucks. I got my coffee and sat down at this table next to two gals in full niqab because the club chairs were all taken. As soon as I sat down they got up an left in a huff. Jesus, these semitic gals really hate on the white guys.",
"I’m gonna be honest lol, I’m Indonesian and untuk hijab is Malay for “for the hijab” (Malay and Indonesian are pretty similar languages) so I guess from your comment, I thought you meant “why even sell shampoos for Muslim women in the first place if they’re going to cover it anyways” which is super presumptuous of me, so my bad. I just want people to know Muslim girls care about their hair too\n\nThat being said, I agree with you, it’s a hard marketing sell. Why do you need special shampoo for that\n\nEdit: I also wanted to add wearing a hijab isn’t compulsory in all areas of Indonesia. There are pockets of places with Sharia law, but the capital and other places are a lot less stringent",
"Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's Mujahideen. ",
"I'm green with envy",
"[These dirty girls definitely need to wash up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLf895pvdNI&has_verified=1) \n \nNSFW",
"Better",
">Why do you need special shampoo for that\n\nactually i was wondering this too. i see the shampoo includes menthol, which cools the skin. perhaps since the air will be bundled and covered by the hijab they add the menthol to cool it? i am just spitballing (guessing) though.\n\nI would also think it sees a very different environment. perhaps it doesn't get as dirty since it isnt being touched as much so they use a less powerful cleaner as well (which is also good for sensitive skin). or if i am more cynical perhaps it is just a marketing ploy",
"Can they show the hair by itself? Like, don't show antibody's head with it, just hair to show what the shampoo does?",
"You need a special shampoo (depending on your hair type) because covering your hair can make it frizzy and dry. So if you want to protect your hair from potential friction from the hijab, maybe this shampoo can help? ",
"how very western ..\n",
"DAS RAYCISSSSSSS REEEE",
"They should photoshop some safely unsexy long, luxurious man's hair onto the woman model. Then it would be ok. Kinda like if you photoshop some dude's nipples onto a topless lady to cover the vulgarity.",
"What country is this? Why is it written in English first?",
"mandatory hijab use*",
"This is when you know much bullshit one religion is, and goes too far.",
"No no no it’s not the scent we have menthol for, it’s the fact that the country it’s from (probably Malaysia/Indonesia) is hella hot so these sort of things leave your scalp pretty cool and refreshed afterward.\n \nSource: is from Singapore where they sell that sorta shit too. I love it on a hot day. \n\nEdit: stupid typo.",
"I’m just going with the flow...ing hijab. ",
"Thank me later.\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjKod_YO1hA",
"Could be that they were done.",
"Me! Tea tree, that stuff tingles in all the right places.",
"It prob smells like camel jizz",
"To show hair is a sign of immodesty. In a similar way to our society not liking cleavage or breasts showing until a generation ago or so. So showing just hair would be similar to just showing a large cleavage on a soap bottle in the 50s. Still very much taboo.",
"but... you wear a hijab over it? ssssssooooo how does it leave your scalp cool if your scalp is covered in layers of fabric on your head? FYI I lived in Kuwait and Qatar for two years in each place so I know how hot it gets over there lol.",
"I’m not Muslim, so I don’t wear a hijab. Ever had a mentos? It chills your mouth even though it isn’t actually ‘cold’. \nLikewise, it’s like the same when you have it in a shampoo- you feel like your scalps been ‘minted’ and it feels awesome when everything else is warm (we even have mentholated shower gels). \nSo I assume for those who wear hijabs it’s an excellent way to feel a little cooler neath the layers. \n\nIf you want to get a little more scientific... it works somewhat similar to how chilli does. Capsaicin, the compound in chilli that causes us to feel the heat, binds to the same receptors in our body that activate to actual heat - this mimicking the ‘hot’ effect. \n\nLikewise, menthol is like the cold version. It stimulates the thermoreceptors that would result in a ‘cold’ feedback, (like with eating mint sweets only instead of activating the receptors in your mouth it activated them on your scalp/body ie wherever you want really with the shower gel). So after a wash I find the menthol effect lasts for an hour... then I stop noticing it. \n",
"I guess.",
"a quickie Rejoice for hijab on google would do justice",
"i take it you don't know the definition of compulsory",
"Yes, I'm very much aware of how it is viewed. That's my point. We (western society) laugh at this. Showing a man's hair is fine but a woman's is taboo. But it's the same way that showing a man's chest is fine but showing a woman's is taboo here. ",
"Take it off girl ",
"It could help stop the hair from getting all split ends or something when it's tucked under a silk hijab all day?",
"I don't think it's taboo, it's more a case of not showing sexual parts to minors in public places. Most adults have no problem with seeing a pair of titties.\n\nThat's why the common \"US TV doesn't even show tits\" is a bit disingenuous. The FCC does it because people don't want 'porn' being shown to kids, because the airwaves are accessible to anyone."
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Girl gotta shampoo her hijab
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"They look so happy 😢😢😢",
"this is a crosspost from https://www.reddit.com/r/mutt/comments/6vxp85/there_is_a_magical_mountain_where_800_stray_dogs/ where you can read a little more about them. \n\n: )",
"Thanks!",
"oh yes, i am sure \n\n: ) ",
"Watch where you step!",
"You know what they sometimes say\n\nThat every dog will have his day\n\nAnd of this day songs will be sung\n\nBehold, the Brotherhood of Tongue\n\n\n\n",
"Feral dogs are no joke, beside the danger to human they can decimate native wildlife. ",
"there is a video on the facebook page (referenced elsewhere in this thread) that shows you what is going on... these dogs are watched over and loved. they have their alpha humans. . . i think the thinking is \"hey, if they are going to be out there, let's give em a healthy and nice *out there* to be in.\"\n\n: )",
"How didn’t they train all the stray dogs to sit so well?",
"i am thinking it is a very hot day and they are in the shade. costa rica. (there is a video on the facebook page referenced elsewhere in this thread)",
"If these dogs belonged to someone homeless so many people would try and give them water.",
"Mt. Bjork",
"Mutt Mountain"
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There is a magical mountain where 800 stray dogs run free
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/r/pics/comments/7tt3f3/this_is_a_picture_of_a_plastic_bag/
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"The [Food Lion bag] was angry that day, my friends.",
"For a minute I was saying. \"No, that's the ocean!\" ",
"Photo Credit: /u/dbcolucci",
"So if I put them in the ocean, they will blend in and everything will be okay ",
"It's fitting because there are a lot of those floating around in the oceans :( Well.. plastic in general not just bags.",
"The most beautiful thing. ",
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"humans: *so beautiful! wow a plastic bag. such poetry and beauty! wow*\n\ngod: *do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?!*",
"Damn it I spent days looking for something like this for a painting and had to settle with another reference image. :( "
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/r/pics/comments/7tt4sn/worlds_tallest_man_and_worlds_shortest_woman_in/
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"[source](http://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/worlds-tallest-man-worlds-shortest-woman-egypt-giza-pyramids-cairo-egypt-sultan-kosen-jyoti-amge-guinness-world-records/192950)",
"Internet has made me so sceptical that I checked for signs of Photoshop or edits before I even looked at the height difference between the guy's cane and the lady... ",
"Imagine if they had kids...um nevermind",
"8'1\" and 2'6\". Both of these numbers astonish me. And both of them look pretty damn healthy.",
"The puppet master",
"Ma petite",
"His palms tho",
"Somebody needs to turn this into a PSBattle so that we can see them in all sorts of exotic locations.",
"He’s 8’3",
"I posted it there before posting here but no PS yet. I'm kind of bummed.",
"I knew i knew her from something ",
"Do.. Do her rings come off her fingers? They look like they're embedded. ",
"I am more curious of the process of them making kids. Ya know. For science. ",
"Does he need a cane because his own mass is bad for his bones?",
"Ike kick the baby",
"Sometimes, depending on WHY they're so tall, I've seen documentaries where people of extreme heights grow too fast so their bones and/or muscles don't develop right.",
"That’s just horrible. ",
"It looks like kicking this guy's leg would end his life.",
"r/samespecies\n\nNSFW",
"I suspect it would involve an eye dropper.",
"Yeah, these people also tend to die rather young. ",
"THE WORLD'S MOST MEDIAN-HEIGHT HUMAN!!",
"People aren’t supposed to be this big, his center of gravity is really high and his muscles are all stretched so he needs it to help stand and walk. Also people that big literally feel a stronger gravitational force than the rest of us because human bones can only support so much and they’re bones are stretched out",
"He looks like he's dropped his dolly ",
"i'd like to see him kick her",
"Man, am I glad I am not the only sick mind who thought this.",
"This is adorable ",
"So yes his own mass is bad for his bones."
] | 28 |
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World's tallest man and world's shortest woman in Giza.
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[
"I never realized I was so good at yoga",
"I never realized I was so adept at yoga ",
"Saw this yesterday and these signs will soon be going up in my complex. Fucking lazy bastards.",
"If I started seeing these signs in my neighborhood, I would take the sign down and put the dogshit on the paper. You want to be passive aggressive? I'll match it. \n\nI pick up after my dog always, but the fact that people get so upset others not doing it is funny. You do realize everything else shits in the woods already, right? ",
"We just had a parvo outbreak at our complex because of people not cleaning up. Both my dogs got sick and the neighbors lost their new puppy."
] | 5 |
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A new yoga style
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/r/pics/comments/7tt6g3/city_buildings_reflected_in_a_puddle/
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[
"I don't know if this is just a photoshopped mirror effect or it is actually a puddle reflection",
"Actual puddle, stormed Saturday out here in Kentucky!",
"Stunning! Awesome capture, great colors.",
"Thank you! Loved the colors as well! I was super excited lol"
] | 4 |
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City buildings reflected in a puddle
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/r/pics/comments/7tt77a/jello_shots_in_syringes_for_medschool_party/
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[
"That’s beyond tacky ",
"You're going to give them war flashbacks everyone they have to give someone a shot now",
"\"Not that curiosity ever killed a cat, but... Where'd you get all these syringes, Kathy?\"\n\n\"hah, thats funny. Well, I was looking for some post-it notes the other day and found a couple steel drums filled with these, so I thought, 'why let them all go to waste?' We had this christmas party for the staph here at the hospital, I'm sure there's something I can use them for. Oh, listen, they're singing Silent Nidus!\"",
"they must be a pain to eat",
"I'm wondering how well this worked out. \n\nI suppose the only way to eat is to force the jello through the rather small hole. Whatever has stuck to the sides will make the plunger work like shit. ",
"it will also come out at speed slightly below the speed of sound, especially the last bit since syringes are designed to \"snap\" the last bit so no liquid get's stuck in the nozzle",
"Big difference being the syringe isn't designed for solidifying products, they are meant to inject liquids that don't stick to the sides of the tube as they congeal. I feel like the plunger is just gonna shift sideways and squirt jello back at your hand. ",
"What are in the pill bottles?"
] | 8 |
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Jell-O shots in syringes for Medschool party...
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/r/pics/comments/7tt7ke/pretty_sure_this_cat_drinks_whiskey_not_milk/
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[
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"Aweee adopt the poor thing. :( ",
"Ahhhhh the stories I could tell ya....but you wouldn`t understand...it was a different time....things were what they were...",
"That cat doesn’t look too happy ",
"pretty sure this poor cat cannot keep up with the grooming... trying to lick all that fur with that rail yard soot all over it, must be impossible. \n\n\nyeah to adopting\n\nor at least giving him a bath lol",
"Credit: @rfe/rl Instagram.",
"Born in a ~~puddle~~ pool of gasoline\n\nEdit: pooooool",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"And has great stories about the War.",
"Cut him some slack. He just finished pulling off a double and now he's got to pick up the kids from school.",
"*\"I don't always knock over my owner's whiskey tumbler...But when I do, I knock over the $3,000 Pappy Van Winkle.\"*",
"Feline Nick Nolte.",
"Fun Fact: During the Industrial Revolution, many house cats were put to work in factories due to their small stature making it easier for them to fix a lot of the machines that a full grown man couldn't fit their arms into.",
"That cat belongs in a [cheesey commercial for pickup trucks.](https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU)",
"Jack Bauer, you really are the man",
"Worse. Diesel. ",
"Cat deserves a drink after a 12 hour shift at the train yard.",
"And has a voice like James Gammon. ",
"Other cats merely adapted to the darkness, he was born in it, molded by it",
"*guffaw*",
"i would gladly contribute to go fund a person helping creatures like this out.. maybe happy hunting in that rail yard but maybe some amenities? like monthly bath. saucer of milk or tuna fish? ",
"Man that's a badass looking cat. He looks like he could maul an adult if he put his mind to it. \n\nI wonder what he'd look like if he weren't covered in dirt.",
"):",
"If this cat could talk it would speak with a thick Russian accent ",
"I'd love to imagine this cat gets into the cab with the train driver and has driven all over the country.\n\nIn reality he is probably a lazy little shit that just mostly chills in the back of the house. ",
"Fun fact, cats are lactose intolerant and milk and cream isn't good for them. But thanks to movies,it's become a thing to give them dairy",
"Your chicken dinner is in the mail",
"Looks like a cat you'd get drunk with and compare scars.",
"Skimbleshanks??",
"I think this cat wants to sit us all down and talk to us for a few minutes about diabeetus.",
"Bourbon Bastard Cat",
"Listen here you little shit ",
"That cat works in a coal mine",
"Drinks motor oil!",
"The Tom Waits of cats. ",
"I second that!!",
"I would also fund #RailyardCats!",
"Also, I think he is orange color, but dusty.",
"Single malt, Macallan. And he rides these trains wherever the fuck he wants. ",
"Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator. Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell. But it was a rare occasion, such as this, that he did.",
"\"I remember as it were a meal ago\"\n\nSaid Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter\nmay have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat\nhad met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel\nof this awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban\npredator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare\noccasion such as this that he did.",
"Pretty sure that's in Ely, Nevada at northern railway museum.",
"Tommy the Cat is my name... and I say unto thee:",
"On a rusty piece of scrap metal",
"My name is Wilford Brimley and I have *mow* Diabeetus",
"Smokes Winstons. Talks like Clint Eastwood. Offers rough but sage advice.",
"Pretty sure that is a vodka cat.",
"Cats generally drink water. Milk isn’t good for them. ",
"White Russians, not whiskey. ",
"Now that is one tough cat!",
"Poor puddy tat. Him needs a bath. ",
"Came in here fully expecting this to be the top comment.",
"He seems to be saying Fuck Yea!!! ",
"He can't wait for that first drag of a menthol.",
"I was thinking myself that this cat looks ready to sell me some diabeetus testing supplies.",
"SHE CAME SLIDIN' DOWN THE ALLEYWAY LIKE BUTTER DRIPPIN' OFF A HOT BISCUIT",
"My cat drinks water",
"I may name a cat this. Awesome idea, thanks. ",
"Vodka is for pussies.\n\nYa see what I did there?",
"his hairballs probably clink when he horks them up.",
"Look at the mouth on that head. Damn. ",
"At least he's trained.",
"Did I wander into a Studio Ghibli film again?",
"I bet they call him Scruffy. ",
"Whiskey is for pussies. \n\nNotice how in westerns the guy ordering milk gets the entire room to stop and stare at them in disbelief? This cat is all character.",
"Yeah! They could get into all the tight spaces that even the child labourers couldn't!",
" He’s the foreman. He doesn’t have time for your warm fuzzies, he’s got shit to do.",
"I'm pretty sure he's got a bad nip habit.",
"Pretty sure he drinks whiskey and has a thing or two to say about \"kids these days.\"",
"I'd pay to see it!",
"The cat out ranks you, he’s a special agent",
"He will punch you right in your fucking mouth!",
"He drinks diesel",
"I was looking for someone to point this out before I did. +1",
"Skimbleshanks, the later years.\nSoon will be his turn to follow Grizabella to the Heaviside Layer.",
"Coughs up fur-bricks, not fur-balls.",
"I knew this would be top comment ...",
"He just got off a double shift in the kitty litter mines",
"Huh, you do realized that regular milk is bad for cats right?\n",
"Dat kitty be stoned.",
"awww that poor kitty is covered in coal dust. That's super bad for them. ",
"This reminds me of the dog they called The Auditor who lived on a barren Superfund site in Idaho.\n",
"Agent Jack Bauer",
"Wondering if the cats also replaced booze for coffee. ",
"Looks like Ron Perlman.",
"Lol he'll probably live to 106 or some shit",
"Are you saying that he should pull a double shift?",
"That junkyard German Shepherd next door keeps complaining about how all he wants from her is sex, but...she keeps coming back for more of that barbed cat-dick...",
"This doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cats to disagree.",
"Tom Cat Waits",
"He is the feline equivalent of “a real man.”",
"I think he should have a double shot!",
"Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did. ",
"Say baby do you wanna lay down with me",
"This cat is named Dirtbag. Located at the Nevada Northern Railway. Ely,NV. Awesome place to visit!",
"i so wish his name is sootie",
"[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8)",
"He probably works there as their mouser. He looks well fed and like he knows he's a boss",
"[https://i.imgur.com/0LLdSfX.gifv](https://i.imgur.com/0LLdSfX.gifv)",
"It is right. I am a cat expert. ",
"Looks like Tony from Gold Rush. ",
"Nah it drinks Night Train",
"[Muta](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0f/44/8b/0f448b9c6f94d72bb4f6b1105f4bb763--the-cat-returns-ghibli-tattoo.jpg) doesn't have time for this shit.",
"[When he gets a moment to himself...](https://media2.giphy.com/media/juPw3rVB8VFLy/giphy.gif)",
"Fairly certain that he smokes full flavor, filterless Lucky Strikes.",
"He can curve bullets. Was trained to do it in this very factory.",
"For sure, you can tell by looking at him that that cat has massacred generations of mice.",
"This kitty needs a bath, some TLC, food and a home.",
"= . =",
"Its the job of a Cat Engineer to by God get things done!",
"That cat has seen some shit.",
"r/CatMechanics",
"Primus sucks",
"He's a man cat ",
" Cat: No, I’m drinking YOUR whiskey....",
"Puss in soots",
"Is he stray or is someone looking out for him?",
"He looks positively fat actually, look at that face...",
"oh god so good, the best cigarettes ever.",
"i know. he/she looks so tired :(",
"He looks like Tom Waits. Have no doubt he sound like Tom Waits.",
"Dirtbag will give you a complete tour of the train house when you visit Ely, Nevada’s Train Museum. Totally worth the 250 mile drive from Las Vegas.",
"Pretty sure that's Tom Waits",
"Eh HEH!",
"Does anybody give their cat milk though?",
"Nah, that cat is a Laphroaig drinker if I have ever seen one.",
"The people that work at the train depot take care. ",
"What a cool guy",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ron Swanson hated cats, which is why he became one in the next life",
"Mr. Dirt, star of the Ely railroad museum. He's a very sweet boy that loves head scratches.",
"He loves his trains, and is taken care of by the museum staff. He's also walking death to the pigeons that get into the building.",
"Is that de_train?",
"He's a coal miner, cut him some slack. ",
"With a red right hand. ",
"Looks like a tough Khajit to barter with",
"bet his name is monterey jack",
"If that isn't Tommy the Cat",
"Otis has seen some shit",
"You wanna get jammed up!?",
"Someone turned Tom Waits into a cat.",
"Please tell me you washed him up at home and are now having Studio Ghibli adventures with him!",
"[Can't it be both?](https://i.imgur.com/Q6lEf1O.jpg)",
"Pretty sure this cat is voiced by Ron Perlman. ",
"Pretty sure Grizabella ",
"Why else would we call him Mr. Whiskers then?",
"Drinks protein shakes. ",
"It's Al Capone!",
"none of the cats we had in the past 20+ years had any issues drinking milk.",
"I hope it does, adult cats are lactose intolerant....",
"The most interesting cat in the world - “Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow Dos XX.”",
"Cat Swanson",
"That stuff is harsh, straight up. ",
"Pretty sure no cats drink milk but this is 2018 and you're apparently allowed to be as fucking stupid as you want.",
"My cat looks like him and I called him whiskey",
"Is his name Clyde? Because his name should be Clyde.",
"Imagine an old man whose had a hard life. Inhaling coal fumes his whole life. A deep grinding baritone for a voice that's mostly growls instead of actual words. A tired ennui perpetually in his speech. \n\n\"Some cats...they get a nice comfy life. Chase some thing at the end of a string. Sleep each night in a bed or on a pillow. Get scratches behind their ears whenever they meow....But me....I....I've lived. I've chased mice through coal dust and wheel grease covered floors and shafts. I've stalked my prey for hours as they hope to escape me. I've made widows and orphans out of so many creatures on four legs. That when I die, a new wave of life will crash upon this sad hell I've lived in. A hell I've made my own heaven. A heaven of being what I was born to do. Kill mice, and be the graceful god blessed predator on four legs I was always fated to be.\"",
"Looks like some old russian dude",
"Should add this was taken in Ukraine, so he probably drinks vodka not whiskey.",
"I find it pretty easy to drink neat. I have a bottle of the 10 cask strength that I drink neat and it goes down well."
] | 160 |
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Pretty sure this cat drinks whiskey, not milk
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[
"Yes, there are.... Maths are useful, huh? ",
"There’s actually 3 bro",
"Four for the invisible air. ",
"I think either you or I am missing something ",
"Took me a minute to see the second object",
"I'm confused, all I see is a carrot.",
"This simply isn't true",
"Three objects\n\nPush pin\n\nPencil\n\nThe surface they're on"
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There are actually TWO objects in this photograph
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[
"But like.....how do we know you hadnt just bought a new one cause it died",
"Because I'm not a liar, although it was actually yesterday",
"...so you say.",
"Wtf was a fish doing on your proch at 7 AM?? ",
"We figure it was dropped by a heron, perhaps being a bit too big? From what we understand he was a fancy goldfish. Looked on Google maps and couldn't see any ponds in our close area so he's a lucky bastard. He was called John McClane",
"Heron's have wiped my parent's koi pond before. This guy is one hell of a lucky fish!"
] | 6 |
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This guy was found dry on my patio at 7AM, now he's back in a pond! Lucky escape from a heron attack!!
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/r/pics/comments/7ttp3l/omg_shocked_woman_cant_believe_her_eyes_as_she/
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[
"Beyonce is life, Beyonce is love. She is all things, to all people. Wouldn't you be shocked if you found yourself in the presence of the divine? \n\nEdit: removed define, performed self flagellation, put in divine. ",
"Define...define.",
"Damn it, I have sinned. I submit to the BeHive fo4 judgement. ",
"Or she's racist and wondering why there is a black couple in her white hotel.",
"One of the richest black couples you’ll ever find, no less.",
"To paraphrase Dave Chappelle, Jay-Z has \"shut the fuck up money\". Beyonce has \"No, YOU shut the fuck up money\".",
"It’s a good thing she didn’t meet them in the elevator"
] | 7 |
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OMG! Shocked woman can't believe her eyes as she bumps into Beyonce and Jay-Z in New York hotel
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[
"He’s watching a gun battle the way I watch that rerun of how I met your mother for the 4th time.",
"You see gunfight, he sees Tuesday.",
"Rio in a nutshell. Went there once, will never return",
"I’d recommend ear plugs "
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Man watching the gunfight between cops and drug dealers in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
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[
"/r/dmt ",
"Amazing first creation...im just learning about fractal generation. Any advice ?\n\nPs....is nuke a plugin within madelbulb3d or a separate piece of software?",
"I'm still pretty new to mandelbulb3d, but I'd say that you should save the mandelbulb3d file as well as save the animation, parameters and lighting separately. Nuke is a compositing program, similar to after effects but it's node based, it's used in the film and TV industry for post production. Hope this helps",
"Thanks for the info. That looks like the amazingbox formula for your fractal above, now that ive played with the program alittle!"
] | 1 |
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Atomic Generator (mandelbulb3d + nuke). My first creation.
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[
"I mean, I've had better. ",
"... next to the WAFF E HUS ",
"This place is giving themselves waaaaaay too much credit here.",
"Hey, how are the steaks there?\nThey are, well , OK.",
"r/sbubby"
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OK Steakhouse
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[
"Good for you! Worthy task.",
"We need more humans like you",
"We float a local river pretty often and nearly always fill our canoe with trash during the float. Have filled the trash can at the takeout and several times had to haul stuff home too. People suck.",
"That trash does look dirty, did you clean it up and put it back where you found it?",
"Man, wtf is wrong with people. I mean, I’m raising my kids to not litter, and I imagine that most of y’all are as well. Where did the parents of these people who littered go wrong? ",
"Did you clean it and put it back?",
"I ask myself this all the time. I think some people just hate themselves so much that they hate everything else in turn ",
"I now have an image of OP carefully polishing a discarded plastic cup then carefully placing it back at the bank of the pond",
"This is what I was thinking as well",
"You’re a hero. I wish more people thought and acted that way. ",
"Good for you",
"[Hero](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY) ",
"Did you also make a YouTube video and Facebook post about the one time you went outside and picked up six pieces of trash?\n\nStop looking for attention because you did a little good deed and just be a good person who does good deeds.",
"And then posted about it on social media because I'm still a narcissist",
"So... we put garbage cans out at the street, right? And the ones the companies use these days are designed to work well with the automated garbage trucks.\n\nWell, that big flap top is easy to blow in the wind, so those suckers flip over all the time and garbage blows everywhere.\n\nLitter most often isn't from littering. Except those guys throwing cig butts everywhere, like the **PRIUS** driver in front of me this morning.",
"There's catch and release laws in place for trash that isn't quite at full maturity. Gotta wait till it's at least a certain filthiness.",
"[OP](http://imgur.com/kxzc7S8.jpg)",
"I wish more people cared about the environment like you, but then again, according to some of my friend's logic, \"if they didn't litter, sanitation workers would be jobless\" ",
"Idk, positive reinforcement is pretty effective. Everybody win in the end.",
"Much karma for OP and anyone that picks up trash on this thread.\n\nPeople that litter are not self aware and don't even respect themselves or environment.",
"Give me more free time",
"Gj op, feels good doesnt it? ",
"Fish and critters of the local pond community give you thanks.",
"Thank you.",
"I pick up trash and clean it every morning when I take a shower. ",
"Would it be such a terrible thing if this post inspired someone else to do the same?",
"That's awesome when you throw it back into the pond the trash will all be in one place instead of everywhere.",
"...and then go on the internet to gloat about it to the whole world?",
"2meirl",
"Until you find out that bad people can gloat about doing good deeds, and you'll never find out who the real bad people are.\n\nThere's some philosophical discussion about this, but I don't remember it and I didn't word this well...",
"You're right, but there's hundreds of people out there doing noble deeds like OP but don't need to post on social media afterwards for internet points. I'm a firm believer in doing good things in silence.",
"Thanks.",
"When I was young my dad suggested we picked up all the trash on our block and we did it and it looked great. Next week of school on my way home I drove home and saw it all filled with empty cans, coffee cups etc. was very depressing",
"Leave no trace. \n\nPut the garbage back so people don't know you were there!",
"Bad people do these stuff already. And also there is a lot people that are secretely assholes. I still don't see how this is relevant to being public about picking up trash. ",
"Then practice what you preach and be silent.",
"Its not. People just dont like seeing people do good things for no reason.",
"eat a dick ",
"What flavor?",
"Ready for the “why post it online” op? If you wanna let people know, go for it, just as long as you did the deed.",
"did you burninate?! you have to burn trash otherwise you arent contributing to global warming",
"Ayyy, thanks for being a help to your community dude! ",
"Today I went to work like some sort of chump. ",
"Do you want a pat on the back? ",
"[A bag of trash.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitpost/)",
"What, shitposters?",
"I really hate people who litter so I'm fine with this. I hope it will inspire others to clean up their local area.",
"Good job OP. I did this at the beach once... it just annoyed me that I saw trash everywhere when I'm trying to relax and enjoy my surroundings. ",
"My wife and I clean up the vacant lot across the street all the time. What slays me is that the litter is always fast food and junk food wrappers and containers. If the litterers are treating their bodies like a landfill, it shouldn't be a surprise that they treat their neighborhoods the same way.",
"I do the same when I go kayaking. Except for one place, [Rainbow River](https://www.floridastateparks.org/park-activities/Rainbow-Springs#Canoeing-and-Kayaking). They have a strict policy that doesn't let you bring any disposable containers. They search your coolers before they let you launch. Of course, people sneak stuff by them all the time and trash still ends up in the river. If you try to collect it, they will fine you. [They have people patrolling the rivers](http://rainbowrivercanoeandkayak.com/faq.htm) that will check.",
"If you're finished patting yourself on the back, you should probably get back to work. There are more ponds.",
"Thank you.",
"Your virtue has been signaled.",
"Why? That sounds ludicrous. They should thank people who clean up the wild.",
"I don't litter. Give me gold and upvotes.",
"How does yours taste?",
"Except it's typically inmates picking up trash on the side of the road. Sanitation workers deal with legitimate trash in dumpsters.",
"> Today I picked up trash out of a local pond because ~~it looked dirty~~ i knew i could post about it on reddit and feel good about myself.\n\nFTFY",
"I'm a firm believer in not criticising someone who did a good deed just because it wasn't done exactly how I'd like it to be done.",
"If social media likes are driving narcissists to do good deeds, I'm all for it.",
"And.....",
"Nice! me and a buddy did that once when we couldn't stand to walk past it on our way to class every day. Makes me want to get back out there and clean up all the stuff that was hidden by snow...\n",
"I'm so angry about that policy that I want to downvoted you for bringing it to my attention. But I'll upvote you instead in the hopes you've told them they're idiots at least once.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQiK6LpJFFc",
"When I was a kid I went to the library all the time and always walked through the local park to get there, which was often littered and so I started doing a round of picking up rubbish on the way to the library whenever I went. \nThen one day an old lady saw me doing it and yelled at me whilst shaking her fist “SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!” thinking I was doing community service punishment or something.",
"There is a park near my home that I would go to nearly every day for a walk. About once a week, I would take a plastic bag with me an pick up trash along the way. People would often stop and watch me. A couple of times I was asked if I was doing community service and I'd say, \"no, I just want to enjoy a clean park.\"\n\nAfter doing this for several years, I got a job opportunity in another state and started organizing a move. A few days before I was set to leave, I went on a cleaning walk through the park. I was cleaning up around a bench when I noticed the corner of a dollar bill sticking up out of the mulch. It was a little shocking to pull out a $20! I figured after all the years of pull trash out, the park was giving me a goodbye present. \n\nSo thanks for making things cleaner and may your park reward you for your good deed. ",
"It's probably also the fact that fast food produces a lot of garbage in general. ",
"I’d buy you your beer of choice.",
"I've thought about organizing something like this for the stream that runs through my town. Seeing this motivates me. ",
"Good job OP!",
"So u can boast about it on Reddit 😑",
"Thanks for your service, friend!",
"It’s a pond, they are dirty by nature, this is how god rolls!",
"*continues to browse reddit*",
"I like to imagine OP patting themselves on the back pretty hard... Good deeds don't require advertisement. You do them to improve your community not karma whore reddit. Thank you cleaning anyways",
"Never realized that video was about trash pickup.",
"and you just had to post about it cus why do something good if people dont know you did it?",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"Damn that was savage af. ",
"Its nice to read about someone just getting on and doing something and not moaning about a problem - well done. \n\nHopefully some of those moaning will be inspired to make a difference rather than complaining about someone posting about a difference they made.",
"That's a nice way to get karma",
"what if this post inspires someone else to do it\n\nalso why don't you go care about something more important",
"The law is strict to deter anyone possessing trash on the river. Don't bring it or we'll fine you if caught. We pay people to pick it up, so don't or we'll guess that you brought it yourself.",
"where do you get off coming down on someone who actually did something\n\nyou go clean a fucking pond",
"you go clean a fucking pond you joyless bastard",
"how bitter can you possibly be",
"get a life",
"You posted it to Reddit because you’re a karma whore who can’t do something good without a reward ",
"CAN'T have dirty garbage",
"tbf, a lot of those are plastic containers that could be cleaned up and used for plant potters or something else.",
"I clean up my local Disc golf course..I don’t post about it though 😭😭😭",
"Me too, except I kayak along an old mill river so the trash I am picking up is old bottles and pieces of industrial equipment which I then sell at the local flea market to collectors :D",
"that makes you special i guess",
"“And because Judge Hardass told me I had to...”",
"Surely we can send him a cookie. ",
"okay?",
"Good for you. Hopefully a few more people will see and help. Next the local media will get on board and highlight the community spirit. \n\n\nThen the local council will prosecute you for not having insurance and not having a permit and not completing a risk assessment.",
"ask your mom. ",
"true u right",
"there's always one snarky comment i clean my local stream but i dont post it on social media . ",
"It pains me to know that no matter what you do (short of launching it into the sun) this trash will inevitably end up back in the environment. Landfills are better than rogue debris but still sucks ",
"If more people took responsibility for their environment like this they can have all the karma they want, end result, cleaner streets, waterways and recreational areas is all good.",
"Hold the phone. I can get karma from just taking my kitchen trash down to the pond and taking a picture of it?",
"Why can't this catch on as a 'trend'? If young people are so obsessed with internet popularity and they know they could get many glorious internet points for picking up trash, maybe more people will do it and have a positive impact on the environment.\nI'd love to scroll down social media and see pictures posted of people picking up rubbish, rather than braindead idiots eating tide pods!",
"You should reverse the footage, allowing yourself to carefully litter in strategic areas.",
"You must be his girlfriend replying to all the negative comments. Why don't you go clean some trash and post pics for us? ",
"Thanks man, you did a good thing ",
"Thank you, kind person, for taking time to do this good deed. I wish more understood this can be a good thing to do...and to not litter in the first place, assholes. ",
"Oh",
"LPT: Dig a pond in your backyard. Then you don't have to leave your property to take pictures of trash near a pond AND you can even fill the pond with fish. \n\nAlternatively if you don't have a backyard, can't dig a pond, or are just more efficient than most people just find someone else's picture and repost it. You're helping the environment by recycling.",
"what are you getting at here",
"> AND you can even fill the pond with fish.\n\nAnd trash!",
"Karma whores, karma whores everywhere ",
"That's not a matter of being strict. It's a matter of being stupid. If they catch someone with a half eaten bag of chips, sure, fine them. But if they see someone with an empty bag of chips, whether they brought it originally or not, they're obviously not about to throw it into the river. \n \nThis policy does 2 things, discourages people from cleaning up the river, and encourages people who did bring garbage to throw it overboard before they get caught with it. \n\nIt's a dumb policy designed to bring in fine money, that actively hurts it's supposed goal.",
"If they are US, winter isn't a good time to do it. You want to wait until March-April, pretty much everywhere. This isn't because of the temperature, but you want to wait until all of the snow is done melting. Snow melt will bring a lot of trash into waterways. \n\nI do river clean up every spring. You *could* do it now, but you'll still have to do it again in a few months. You'll get more volunteers when it's not cold. ",
"Who gives a shit. Get a life and stop posting every dump you take on social media.",
"April 22nd, I think, is Earth Day. Likely there's some events happening in your town throughout the month.",
"Unless you are regularly out performing good deeds and not talking about it, I don't know if you are in a position to criticize the manner in which other people perform their good deeds. ",
"Contact your state's department of environmental protection! I would start there and ask if there are any permits you need, then contact your town. You may need official permission. We do river cleanup in my area every spring, and part of it is town property, while other is state forest/state land. We're not allowed to go down a portion of the river next to the highway. ",
"You would have loved to have seen me in my 12ft kayak pulling the 14 ft Jon boat I salvaged out of the river. A couple of phone calls to the proper authorities and I got a free boat and a pair of antique log tongs they used as an anchor. ",
"Throw it back in fast!",
"sponsored by your local government and state media.\n",
"thnx op, have an upvote",
"Lol cool. ",
"From the thumbnail I thought it was gonna be a duckling or something. Turns out it was actual trash. ",
"I have to document every good deed so the world can stroke my ego. Like, it is nice you did that, but I don't get people needing the positive feedback for it.",
"Fucking hero!",
"Jesus H. Christ, that's an unhappy human being to yell at kid doing good.",
"Good jorb",
"Pretty sure that isn’t what that word means.",
"My single upvote will allow this post to get closer to the top. Thus motivating millions of people who will do exactly the same.",
"r/notinteresting",
"I'll give you one of those, but only because your username is interesting and I like it. ",
"Good on you man, you should be paid for doing this!",
"I tend to pick up trash too. But how do you get her to go home?",
"What? Trubbish is evolving!",
"Let us know!",
"Oooooh noooo some one is getting empty recognition and praise for a good deed!",
"Hey everybody look at me ! I bet you wipe your butt all by yourself too. Every heard the phrase \" don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing \" ?",
"Hell yeah!! Nice work.",
"Thank You. Here's a star. 🌟🙂",
"cool virtue signalling bro",
"Thanks!",
"You want a cookie?",
"I'm upvoting because i want to see lots more of this, and when i get off my butt and do the same, i want some upDougals in return.\n",
"Picked up some sweet, sweet karma too I see.",
"I don't know why people do this - I guess some learn to grow up in messes",
"For a second I thought this was /r/frugal and I was wondering what kind of sick life hack you were going to suggest...",
"I would of picked it up just because it was trash don’t matter if it looks dirty it’s pollution ",
"Great job!",
"Good for you",
"“If you do something virtuous don’t brag about it like a cock or something something” -Jesus",
"Thanks for doing that. 👍",
"My favourite part is how OP is pointing at said garbage like he is accusing them of being filthy",
"While i hate people that litter it gives me a decent income on the side. I take walks every night and choose a different path and pick up cans from the road. I add it to the scrap metal i accumulate from scrapping on the way home from my real job. Recycle it 2-4 times a year and it's usually between 300-500 each time. The cans aren't really the money maker but since I'm walking and i scrap anyways i might as well.",
"People fucking suck.\nYou’re not one of those people. Thank you,",
"I don’t understand, while littering is indeed a huge issue and needs to be stopped, why don’t you just clean it up and move on rather than posting it here? \n\nSeems like you didn’t just do this for the soul fact that the pond looked “dirty”.",
"I am of two minds currently. The first says “fuck you, good job. You want a cookie?”\n\nI apologize for my knee jerk reaction. I think I am just upset that social media makes it acceptable to do the right thing and get kudos from strangers just for taking a picture. I’ve heard too many stories about piece of shit college kids shipping overseas to be “aid” workers and taking a picture with a shovel and thinking they fucking helped. \n\nThe second kind I have is grateful you helped preserve the environment and improve nature for others AND hoping that social media seeing an act of this nature will inspire others to do something similar. \n\nSo eat a dick, have your internet points and thank you for setting a good example. ",
"Thank you!",
"It's good that you finally picked up all the trash you've been throwing in there.",
"Good on you",
"TLDR- fuck you for wanting attention, thank you for doing it, enjoy your karma idiot",
"Trubbish evolves to Gar Bahj ",
"I still don't understand why people are so fucking lazy and shitty that they would throw their garbage anywhere. How fucking hard is it to put it in the garbage bin or keep it until you find one? It fucking takes no effort, it's pure fucking laziness. ",
"ITT peeps doggin on a good deed. Don't listen to them, thanks for making this work a better place! 💚",
"Your junk needs care, too.",
"No, he's holding the bag open.",
"Little do you know, that was the bag of trash OP was about to go litter throughout the park!",
"I'm so proud of you!",
"I'd much prefer a narcissist who does good rather than anyone else who does nothing.",
"I don't mind giving someone a pat on the back for that.",
"Kind of like what you're posting here? ",
"Good on ya!\n\nFor everyone: if you want to do this, make sure you’re current on your tetanus shot. ",
"Maybe it has become self replicating.\n\n\"We need a way to get rid of all this plastic waste.\"\n\n\"Yeah. We should put it in a bag.\"\n\n\"Made of plastic.\"\n\n\"FUCK!\"\n\nYou take some fuck then some shit then some fuck then some shit, you got a fuck shit stack.-Reggie Watts",
"People that litter deserve to be beaten mercilessly. ",
"Wow, couldn't have just done it without posting it on reddit for karma huh",
"Probably because it prevents people who sneak disposable containers from claiming \"no, I didn't bring this, it's just trash I picked up along the way.\"",
"Now you just need to fill that giant hole on lot 48.",
"Yep, I'll trade internet points for that!",
"I got about 300 pounds of trash out of the local lake a few years ago. Styrofoam for consumer use should be banned.",
"Downvoted because that is not a pond. Then upvoted because you are a trash picker ;)",
"Thanks for the tips! I actually have a couple of DEP contacts through work. I can start there. ",
"Where I am there's a recycling deposit on cans / bottles, and you get it back by bringing them into the depot. A lot of people will go through picking out any empties they see, especially homeless people.\n\nDoesn't do much to help with regular old trash though.",
"Can confirm.",
"Ahh. Makes sense. ",
"Good deeds always deserve upvotes 👍 ",
"Good job man the only time I remember anyone posting about picking up trash was when Pokémon go first came out.",
"Props for being better than those people who thought that lake was theirs",
"And then posted it for our validation?\n\nI'm not a pessimist about posts but this seems eh",
"That's so mean! You sound like a good person. And she ded now probably.",
"Imagine if everyone picked something up when it looked dirty... \n\nI work at a public high school and I promise this is not the case currently. Our custodial staff could move on to much more important things, or take extra care in cleaning if they didn't always have to pick up menial trash like candy wrappers, cheeto crumbs, or sucker sticks... ",
"On behalf of life in general, thank you",
"Do you mean Gerald Field?",
">also why don't you go care about something more important\n\n\n\n\n\n...he says when he's posted like 10 times in this comment section. \n\n",
"I immediately thought it was all hagen-daz pints, that would have made this confusing and admirable.",
"I try to grab trash when I canoe but I do urban rivers near Chicago and the available space fills up depressingly fast. I just don't get people that litter. \n",
"This made me laugh aha but yes...sadly he is holding the bag open ",
"You're the best! Great job on making the world a bit cleaner! :)",
"Awesome story! And those people should know that most community service people wear neon orange vests. Hopefully you inspired them.",
"Ha! *Idiot.* The water would’ve naturally washed away all that trash.",
"And if you add root beer and vanilla ice cream you can make the garbage float, thus making an easier/delicious cleanup",
"Posted under an anonymous user name also not showing his face. How is that narcissistic? If anything it’s inspiring. ",
"Nice name",
"Good for you. Been doing it for 40+ years.",
"the more trash you pick up, the more treasure you find.\n\n",
"I usually get off in your mom.",
"[#2minbeachclean] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WNnt0dj8rE) \n\nI like this idea and do it when i'm at the beach or the park, when i'm taking my trash home for the day i pick up a few bits in my immediate vicinity and take them too. \n\nMy friend did this and I copied her as I thought it was great. I hope others copy me and her and so on.\n\nIn the same way that most people only drop one bottle or piece of litter, if most people picked up 1 or 2 pieces it would all be gone.",
"That trash will look beautiful once you clean it up. Nice find! ",
"Down voted. Your just bragging. You seem like a conceded jerk who needs people seeing one instance of you helping humanity to feel some some sort of worth. ",
"If a person picks up trash out of a pond and no one is around to see it, does it help the environment?",
"You sir are a true hero.",
"Down voted for saying Your instead of You're.",
"Yeah it's like that in Michigan. It became a problem when people would come from out of state with a truck load of cans to recycle. People would make an absolute killing and it was well worth the drive over state lines because it paid for gas/time several times over. Now i think they have serial numbers on the can to make sure it's from in state and if you're caught accepting out of state cans you get fined as well as the person bringing them(if they're caught).",
"I’m glad to see this picture. It reinforces an article I read years ago that said 80% of our trash is drink containers. We need to find a way to convince people to stop creating garbage when they quench their thirst ",
"The reason he did it really doesn't matter at all as long as he did it. ",
"Here in Durham NC we have annual stream cleanups by armies of volunteers. Tires, appliances, shopping carts, building supplies, etc just dumped. On a half-mile stream we filled a garbage truck with crap. What the hell is wrong with people?",
"*Does a good thing that people should just do anyway and receives dopamine as a reward. Posts its on social media and gets more dopamine as it reaches the front page/upvotes. Thus completing the cycle.*",
"Congratulations, you want a fucking cookie? People who post shit like this on the internet make me sick.",
"We did this for a 3 credit course the first semester of college. You’d be surprised how much cleaning the water. Surprisingly ends up cleansing your soul ",
"Exactly.",
"If it's any comfort, at least some of it can be attributed to things like raccoons getting into trash cans and scattering it around. Some of it also blows out by accident from cars/trucks as well.\n\nI try to tell myself that sometimes that's the reason the trash is there instead of blatant littering.",
"Hey, if you wanna go pick up trash for Karma, I’ll give you an upvote I guess. \n1 upvote for every 5lbs of outside garbage cleaned. Haha ",
"Great job OP! And I'm GLAD you posted so that this will inspire or remind others to do the same thing. Don't listen to those on this thread who accuse you of posting for karma. They're probably the ones who litter.",
"That's really awesome and well done. But why are you looking for attention for it?",
"You're not allowed to pick up the federally protected trash? Is it in the Oscar the Grouch National Birthsite or something? Hell, just go down there when the government shuts down again next month.",
"TIL what the H stands for.",
"Thats good of you but you had to go and brag about it afterwards. Pretty lame.",
"No, no it's been taken out of the environment. ",
"yeah, there's a whole subreddit for it, r/Trashy",
"Especially if it inspires people to start using reusable drink containers ",
"That there is possibly a sensual relationship between you and OP",
"I absolutely agree. When I was in grade school they switched to Styrofoam lunch trays and threw out all the washable plastic ones. I was so angry I tried to start some kind of movement to stop the use of Styrofoam trays and go back to the old washable non-disposables. I got a detention and realized from a young age no one really gives a fuck. ",
"What people should take away from this post is the need to start reusing drink containers and avoid creating trash when they are thirsty.",
"Everytime my son and I go to the beach, we fill up a garbage first of random plastic, caps, cigarette butts, fishing debris. It sucks. It's so disgusting and if we don't do it, it just ends up in the ocean and so few people ever help or bother.",
"Thanks",
"Welcome aboard earth sir. Pick up after yourself and your species.",
"Speaking of trash... r/shitpost. ",
"There better be a growler bar next door to the boat launch. ",
"The real hero is always in the comments",
"Nice to see other people doing this...always makes me so happy when I see someone picking up trash while I'm on a hike. ",
"Thank You",
"It's not really people that purposely throw the stuff in the lake, it's mostly wind.",
"Sounds like racoons tbh",
"Who cares what the motivation was. That area is now a little nicer for others. ",
"... and got ticketed for trespassing.",
"Please recycle the bottles though!! Even if China doesn’t want our recycling anymore there’s still a better chance of the plastic not ending up back in a body of water",
"No, it's because pedestrians aren't allowed to be on the highway. ",
"Fuck yeah, we should all upload pics of us cleaning up shit and upvote each other !!! ",
"Hell yeah! How much for the bag?",
"Now this is the type of post I like to see. Thank you! ",
"Because you have people shitting on them for posting the photo in the first place. ",
"I expected to see your picture attached. ",
"Into another environment?",
"Lol upvoted for correcting me! Thank you! ",
"Today on 'Things I've thought about doing but have never actually done'...Good job OP",
"Who is the narcissist? The person who selflessly picks up trash or the person who sees themselves worthy to judge the character of charitable volunteers?",
"When the plastic is that dirty it's currently more cost effective to dump them then clean then recycle. ",
"I think you should check out [litterati](https://www.litterati.org/). We would love to have ya!",
"That's very Leslie knope of you ",
"Most redditors don't have their real identity connected to their accounts, this could be an influences post to get others to help out their communities. Of course there are karma whores, but those tend to be reposters. ",
"Stay humble. Lol ",
"Amen... probably had the camera setup before he thought of a good karma grabbing photo! Priorities!! ",
"Awesome! Well done. ",
"Fuck yeah! You rock!",
"Nonsense, this sort of thing should be exposed its fucking disgraceful behaviour.",
"More like show others what the grubs have been doing. Litter louts are scum.",
"Thoughtless selfish morons.",
"Have a cookie 🍪.. because you earned it! Good job 👏 ",
"God bless you",
"Wind probably just blew it there out of trash cans",
"Good job, you probably saved a sea turtle.",
"I don't care if they take out a two page ad in the local paper and unicycle around town with a banner singing their own praises, if it means more people do it.\n\nBut yeah, let's live a quiet life of solitude where we never share anything we do with anyone because it might offend people that definitely totally do similar things but quietly, because they are good people and the attention whores don't deserve praise. ",
"I am, fuck this guy ",
"I still don't get it why there have to be landfills at all, in switzerland you just have incinerators for the main trash and the rest like glass, PET, aluminium and paper gets recycled.",
"Harold be thy name.",
"There need to be more people like you on this planet. \n",
"You fuckin saviour of the planet",
"Is that code for you're doing community service? ",
"My fiancé cleans the beach by our house every year. He started with over 70 contractor bags the first year.\n\nThe second year it was down to about 60 contractor bags. \n\nNow he's down to about 45-50 bags a year. Mind you, he starts in the spring. (Buffalo NY). \n\nI guess what I'm saying is, one person can make a difference. BTW, I help him too, but he has more time to pick up trash than I do. \n\nHe also has a tremendous hatred for plastic straws. Actually, plastic anything.",
"Thank you for doing that, the world needs more people like you.",
"ANARCHY! great work",
"Instead of whining, be realistic. If someone's willing to work for nothing, isn't that a good trade for the rest of the community?\n\nStop finding the negative in everything. ",
">picture of trash\n\nThis sub has actually hit rock bottom. We've reached a point where literal garbage can hit the frontpage as long as it's accompanied by a karmawhoring title from a guy who can't do a good deed without telling the whole world about it so he can collect his internet points.\n\nGod damn.",
"On one of my fishing trips, we were shore fishing along a nice stretch of beach. I decided to pickup as many water bottle caps as I could find. I only picked the water bottle caps cuz I've seen so many of them and I honestly didn't want to pick up each and every tiny bit of trash, or I wouldn't have time to fish.\n\nAfter maybe 8 hrs of fishing/picking up trash and while walking back to the parking lot, I realized I had a hole in my bag and almost everything I picked up, went back on the ground.\n\nIt was just one of those days.",
"Good job",
"Awesome job! Cleaning up one’s own town is perhaps one of the most rewarding things most people never do.\n\nEDIT: this is one of those comments where I’m like: why would anyone downvote this? Inscrutable mind of Reddit, thou art inscrutable.",
"50% of that shits recyclable. How hard is it to put it in a separate bin. ",
"Hey OP my room looks dirty too",
"Sweet humble brag. God forbid you do something good and keep it to yourself. Gotta get dem internet points",
"[Goo Planet!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMBLRHJYXU)",
"Why are so many people shaming him for posting it for likes/upvotes? Who cares, he did something nice and beneficial for the community. What have you done today, sat around and talked shit on the internet... ",
"Did this at the beach the other day and I shit you fucking not while walking back to our car my boyfriend found a pipe, 7 grams of weed and a lighter sitting on a berm. We were the only ones for thousands of yards the entire time we were there. Instant karma. \n\nKeep being a good human! ",
"This is great!\n\nMy dad used to belong to a non profit organization of SCUBA divers that used to donate their time to clean local lakes at state parks in NY. It was crazy the amount of garbage that was taken out of the lakes. They dove the different lakes in the area about ten times a year for almost two decades and never failed to bring up bags and bags of garbage. We would make these little cookout days days where all the families of the divers would get together, setup a BBQ for lunch and help clean the shoreline.\n\nThe sad thing is that at one point several years ago, the parks department used to force the organization to get specific insurance which cost a few thousand dollars a year. They also kept putting further restrictions on what days they could go, what time they could start, and how many people were allowed to help out a time. It really seemed like they didn't want the divers there helping. It got to the point where the organization couldn't afford the insurance and had to stop going. \n",
"Thanks! I love when people pick up trash. May the karma come back to you ten fold. ",
"Good for you OP. Good for everyone else around you too. 👍🏻 ",
"HAHAHA. Did you look suspicious?",
"I feel this went racial. It doesn't matter which neighborhood you are in. Teenagers around the world litter.",
"grats?....nobody cares",
"Or thrown in a pond to get clean",
"Didn’t happen if you don’t post it on social media. That being said, thanks for doing a great service on your own volition. ",
"Good on you my dude!",
"I was driving down my street when a car ahead of me stopped at a light and put a McDonald's bag full of bags and icey cups on the centerline.\n\nI got out of my car and threw on them in their convertible. Took a photo of the plate, looked up the address online (Texas) and had a talk with their parents.",
"I enjoy fast food, and I treat my body horribly. But I don't litter. ",
"Good for you. Now quit humble bragging because you did something nice. It negates your effort. ",
"Someone find his court ordered community service and call bullshit",
"Sorry, how is this an interesting / great picture?",
"Instead of those meaningless challenges ",
"The *vacant* lot",
"thanks to him anyway",
"I have an empty lot next door to my yard, and regularily take a plastic bag and a long handled claw style reacher with me to clean up (usually on trash day) and I've watched people toss shit into the lot and when I see them driving back I yell at them to stop tossing shit into the yard, and have gone so far as to drive around looking for the offending car they were in and dropped the bag off on their car! Within weeks is usually stops. I also mounted a CCTV on my eves pointed at the road to get license plate numbers who I've turned in with complaints. I've installed \"no littering signs\" on the lot, to no avail but it gives me something to show I'm making an attempt to try to get others not to do this. ",
"Really thought it was a post from r/nosleep until I saw it wasn't. Kudos to you OP! ",
"GRAB THE ENVIRONMENT BY THE PUSSY",
"Good thing you posted it to reddit so we know too",
"r/humblebrag",
"Or the local conservation department, and look for local Stream Teams.",
"Nice! Being initiative is what makes others value you even more. Hopefully someone saw and appreciate. Reddit does!",
"I'm jealous, I went to Crystal River a couple years ago, the springs down that area of FL are beautiful! I went to the Itchetucknee years ago and I would say it's hands down one of the most beautiful places in FL. ",
"We are destroying this planet in so many ways.",
"Thank you for being you! [David Sedaris](https://www.theguardian.com/books/shortcuts/2014/jul/31/david-sedaris-litter-picker-rubbish-waste-vehicle-pig-pen-west-sussex) is also known for picking up litter, he talks about it in one (or more) of his books; can't remember which one - just read 'em all to be safe.",
"Thank you.",
"/r/HumanBeingBros ",
"Is there a subreddit for doing this. If not we should make one. ",
"Try magnet fishing as well. No telling what you could dredge out.",
"Our park hosts a music festival yearly and surprisingly they leave it in better condition after the event is over ",
"But for her the suffering is over. Who really won",
"/r/beetlejuicing",
"Thank you!! :-D",
"We need more people like you!",
"I'm always afraid to pick up litter in case someone sees and assumed that I littered :/",
"Lettuce thank him for our food...",
"You're a decent human ",
"I think she thought he was doing involuntary community service, lol",
"I feel like I've read this before",
"\"Holy shit, you can get karma just from picking up garbage at a pond??\" *grabs garbage bag and runs out the door*",
"Then she yelled at a cloud.",
"I had a friend I high school throw a pizza box out of my car while we were driving. I promptly pulled over and made him go get it in front of all the other traffic. ",
"With the knowledge we have today about litter and recycling why can't people do the right thing? It makes me sick to my stomach when I see litter!",
"Yes let's discourage recycling because the wrong person was making a profit. Can't have that!",
"The water life appreciates it. ",
"yeah i've definitely seen this story on reddit before\n",
"live in phoenix, what is snow? ",
"If they have officials actively patrolling to ticket I would hope they pick up any trash they see as well.",
"Seriously, this is like 10 minutes of work",
"Do you feel better about yourself now that reddit knows? People gloating about stuff like this transforms it from being a selfless act, to a selfish act.",
"Congrats.",
"well her family's suffering is over too",
"That's really cool! I really miss that park. It was my prayer area. I went there when I needed to disconnect from everything. I'd watch fish in the ponds. I'd listen to birds in the trees. I had this rock in the middle of a steam that was just *perfect* for mediating. I felt like for all of the peace the park had given me, the least I could do was to collect some litter.",
"Well it's kind of more than that. Like say you buy a can of pop in Ohio for a dollar. In Michigan you pay 1.05 but you get that 5 cents back when you recycle plus the regular price for recycling. People would bring the cans from Ohio(where you don't pay an extra 5 cents for a deposit) yet get the 5 cent deposit per can. They had to put a stop to it because they were actually losing a lot of money. ",
"And karma whored it out ",
"My son and I do this with scouts with a community pick up once or twice a year. Sad we clean the same stretch every year. Worse when the kids pick up liquor bottles and drug paraphernalia. Wtf people. Kids are picking up your garbage. Kids. Grow up. ",
"haha yea,\n\nI don't get why people are shitting on him. Yes he wanted to grab your attention, but if it's for picking up trash, let it be.",
"\"look at this scum bag.. erm...bag of scum\"",
"You don't buy and eat selleri outside and toss the plastic away? Heathen.",
"Do you actually think the neckbeards who upvote this, like /u/Gallowboob, would get out of mom’s basement and do something good?",
"If you believe that any of the neckbeards who upvoted this will be inspired to get out of the basement, I’ve got a bridge I’d like to sell you. ",
"I’m very surprised /u/Gallowboob isn’t the OP. ",
"Is this like how Britain annexed India, but they still shit in the streets to this day?",
"I pull my car over and pick up the garage around my neighborhood ",
"Yeah I said that. The wrong people were making a profit. Or the deposits should be backed by the companies and not the state",
"you're a neckbeard",
"No u",
"Yeah but I do community service that I'm not sentenced to (community pickups and such) and I wear an orange vest for safety, so it's not everyone. I'm just hoping that guy throwing a cup out the window doesn't hit me while blasting by a 50 mph. What's cool is we've had some people just stop and donate money cause they see you are trying to help out. ",
"It's depressing seeing so much negativity. People will upvote stupid shit all day long, but if someone posts about doing a good deed /then/ it's attention-seeking?",
"I took some LSD in a local gully a bunch of years ago, it wasn't until I started to peak that I noticed all of the trash, everywhere! So I spent my entire trip picking up trash. When I was done, I emerged, walked into a parking lot, and asked a couple where I could find a trash can. I must have looked really crazy, because they just ran away...I'm a pretty tiny woman too...twas pretty funny, I had a good chuckle from it. ",
"Celery?",
"Thank you. You are very kind to do that. ",
"I'm still ok with it",
"You’re the reason we have nice things",
"Here you go:\nhttp://amp.timeinc.net/time/5095144/humblebrag-bragging",
"Who are you? Ron fucking Swanson?",
"We need more people like you!",
"Their motive might not be the best, but it's better than the deed not being done.",
"Fuck me... it is true though. The older you get, the more bitter you get. ",
"Do you want a cookie? ",
"Your sentence is grammatically incorrect, it’s not “because it looked dirty”, but rather “because karma”.",
"r/humblebrag",
"I don't mind you posting this on reddit for karma. fuck being humble. I wish everyone cleaned up some shit for karma on reddit.",
"Yeah, that trash does look dirty. \n",
"Thank you",
"but y post about it tho?",
"And earned 9k upvotes",
"Keep up the work. Those crows can't pick up everything ",
"Perhaps you could change to another bright (but unofficial) color like red and add a design of sorts that gives it more of a fun feel. I also hope that no one throws anything at you. Keep up the great work and thank you for your service!",
"So? This is a totally unremarkable picture. This isn't Facebook, dude.",
"I worked today so I can afford to live where people don't litter as much.",
"No, it's not in an environment. It's not in any environment.",
"So you had to tell everyone for karma. Couldn't you just have cleaned the lake and taken solace in the fact that you left something more beautiful than when you found it? ",
"Texas here, what's snow?",
"I zoomed in because I thought there would be a 'when you see it' cute kitty or a safe or something but no. You're just a good cunt picking up trash. Love it.",
"Well I’m Asian... does that count?",
"Good job. You make /r/earthchan happy.",
"Thank you",
"Scandinavian is not a language, FYI.",
"A good deed bragged about is a selfish deed",
"You understand that most of your garbage is just stored underground where it doesn't decompose right? ",
"Its worth people even doing a little tiny bit. Like if you go for a picnic then take all your litter plus at least one piece of additional litter and bin it. Same for dog walks or whatever. \n\nOK, you arent going to save the world but you are unarguably making it a better place. And thats good, right? ",
"Oh you're a dream hero",
"I really do wonder who does this shit. How can so many human beings seem to be sub-human and just pollute up their environments? The effort required to not do this is so minimal.\n\n",
"What a sad, cranky old bat.",
"TY",
"Thank you.",
"Stop, just stop. You know what youre saying is dumb so stop.",
"I bet you dont make a reddit post to whore karma every time you pick up like 6 cups either",
"Yes for this was absolutely 100% his intention ",
"Are you seriously not understanding why people would downvote someone for a post like this or are you just pretending to be retarded",
"I do walk a lot in the forests near where I live and I always have a plastic bag with me to collect trash in. I even separate it when I'm home so it goes into the right recycling bag.\n\nBut you know what is really sad? You get to learn that there are people out there that just make a habit out of it. I know that if I'm doing a certain route I'm going to find at least one empty rolled up bag of a certain tobacco brand, I know I'm going to find the same candy wrappers time and time again, it's just depressing.",
"I did that on my street last spring. All through winter, people just throw shit out of their cars like the world is their garbage can, and it gets buried in the snow. Then the snow melts and the street looks like a landfill. I went down the street and picked it all up. Some dude asked me if I'm a criminal doing community service as a parole condition. I said, \"No. I just really like this world.\" He seemed amazed that somebody would just clean up litter for no reason at all.\n\nIt took a couple hours, but I got it done. People are less likely to litter on a perfectly pristine street. But when the place already looks like a trash heap, they don't hesitate to add more.",
"H stands for \"Haploid\"",
"A narcissist would probably feel their hands are too good to handle litter. They'd get somebody else to do all the cleaning, and then get a pic of themselves with the final result. ",
"What, why?",
"Let's post on Reddit so I can seem like a good person. Getting fake internet points makes me feel like a better person",
"It's another stupid \"zero tolerance\" policy that doesn't take anything into account except for the single thing they don't tolerate.",
"There's not much that I like about living in Florida, but easy access to water for SCUBA and kayaking is definitely number 1 for me. My wife and I bought kayaks a couple of years ago and we love being able to just go whenever we want.",
"But good and food don't rhyme!",
"Millions though?",
"Nice humble brag.",
"It won't",
"Oh wow look how good of a person you are.",
"Can you please explain how this \"went racial\"? There is absolutely no mention of race, or even teenagers for that matter, and the comment hasn't been edited.",
"Anyone who *says* they pick up trash. Like cool, you cleaned up your pond. That was a good thing to do. No need to go brag about it on the internet. And besides, that's only a half a trash bag. If the pond was really that dirty it's not much cleaner now.",
"That's half a trash bag, about 15 minutes of work maybe. Good for you for cleaning up part of your community, but there's no need to brag about it on the internet. I can assure you, no one cares that doesn't live close by.",
"Good job! Don't let cynical assholes discourage you. ",
"I feel you described poor less influential neighborhoods where some racial minorities(not all) live.",
"Don't mess with Texas!",
"My family and I were at a restaurant/dinner once when I was a kid. I went to the bathroom and it had paper towels and toilet paper everywhere so I took a couple of minutes to clean it up. It wasn't nasty just messy and I was and still am a clean freak. So I told my parents when they asked why I took so long and they told the waitress and we got a free meal because they were so appreciative.",
"I think they were actually just describing the neighborhood they lived in. If anything you're the one \"turning it racial\" by making the only mention of race and assuming that since it was a neighborhood with a vacant lot it was a poor area and so it must have been minorities the poster was talking about. You are literally the only person making this racial at all. They said nothing about the racial or economic make up of their neighborhood. Nice neighborhoods have empty lots too. As well as minorities.",
"I care. <3",
"But then that punishes both the people who pick garbage up, and people who are responsible enough not to throw their containers in the river...",
"When I'm walking my dog I carry two bags. One for the dog and one for the empty beer cans and bottles I find. There are a bunch of football and basketball diamonds by my place. Each week I collect about 2 or 3 dollars worth and toss them in my garage. I've also found about $40 in bills people somehow drop and bags of grass lol. However I have competition there are these old guys who try to beat you to the punch. They give you the dirtiest looks when you get there first ",
"And then posted it online, good for you.",
"No offense but this sounds like a bullshit made up story. ",
"Looks like someone did some Lean at the park, haha. It baffles me how some people drink something that can eat the material of the foam cup. ",
"Oh come on, at least they actually did something that required work.\n\nIt's the \"today I hugged a homeless person for a photo op\" people that deserve the real scorn.",
"I wish the people who hate their country/planet would just leave and take their rubbish with them, thanks OP, if everyone did the same we would live in a better world. ",
"Perhaps to encourage others?",
"Based on the thumbnail, my brain parsed this as a picture of a husky and I was really ready to be upset.\n\nI mean, I'm still upset that someone threw this much trash away, and thank you for picking it up, but I am less upset than if you had found an abandoned husky in the pond.",
"How ironic.",
"I agree it's a stupid rule.",
"Too much of a generalisation, I've been doing beach and countryside litter picks for years and a huge amount of teens always turn up, and are outraged at the how horrific it is. Teens who have never learnt to value their world may litter, but those with a modicum of logic don't and care. \n\nSurfers Against Sewage has been going for decades now, and since the beginning of the 90s I have seen so many teens be a very active part of it. \n\nhttps://www.sas.org.uk/\n\nTeens from trash, who do not know anything but scummy living and have only experience inadequate adults as role models litter, the rest do better than most adults. ",
"https://www.sas.org.uk/about-us/history/\n\n",
"[Yup](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/044/247/297.png)",
"You should see how much pastic is out in the oceans, its' really becoming a huge problem.\n\nGood job cleaning your local pond though. Every little bit counts",
"To make a difference, it's more like 10 people, taking two days, and bringing out three dozen 33 gallon garbage bags. Remodeling contractors are using trucks equipped with lifting beds. They pull off the road and dump it on the shoulder, in somebodies yard, or any open area that people use for recreation. We hauled out washing machines, dryers, refrigerators, big screen TVs, carpet rolls, couches, chairs, along with broken glass, shotgun shells and brass casings. Add a couple months and it all shows up again.",
"weird form of encouragement. looks like a stroke of the ego. well done either way, doesnt matter how its done, at least the world is a little cleaner",
"Incinerators produce pollution as well. One could argue that incinerators are worse than landfills.",
"That escalated quickly.",
"r/NotKenM",
"I wish we had something like that. There's a park near my place that's nice - semi-shaded walking trail, sports complex, dog park...although it borders the airport. There's several benches where you can see & watch the birds go. Which, don't get me wrong, is cool, but not great for meditation. ",
"We should only ever be positive and encouraging of anyone who helps clean up our planet after all we have a huge task ahead of us. ",
"Some words are shared completely, some have small differences and some are completely different. Also, finnish is not scandianavian.\n\nAlso, I can tell you that the difference between danish, swedish and norwegian is very far away from the difference between american and british english. A better comparison would be spanish and portugese.",
"I wasn’t taking about cost but impact on our planet "
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Today I picked up trash out of a local pond because it looked dirty
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"Good job Jess Reddit!",
"Congrats, JR!\n\nDo you have a link so that we can watch it?",
"I knew there’d be one",
"Don't you mean watch it?",
"I do indeed, sir. Good catch. ",
"👍",
"Wait, did her time traveling parents name her after reddit or was reddit named after her?",
"For those who want to watch/listen to the song it’s called [Little Thing](https://youtu.be/EISTx2xeLlE) and is on YouTube ",
"Why not both? :)",
"Just posted a link in the comments! Here’s one as well! \n\nhttps://youtu.be/EISTx2xeLlE",
"Wait I'm confused? So you didn't know she was nominated, or you knew she was nominated, but didn't know who she was? ",
"I too found the scenario confusing.",
"Jessica Rabbit's telephone game alter ego.",
"I'm really confused by this... I need a backstory I think.",
"Tinder date, final answer.",
"wow, a flat award. ohhhhh, the sun-face is not part of her jacket",
"The story is more complex than I could give it justice in the caption. I found out she was nominated by being meeting her that night and being invited as her plus 1!",
"This isn't Facebook you fucking sperg",
"Yeah I had to be as concise as possible to caption the photo. \n\nA good friend of mine asked me the night before if I was free to go to an award ceremony in the city with one of his family friends. She was nominated for the ceremony’s best music video category and was so in need of a plus one she was willing to go with a stranger. So I accepted, went down to the city, met Jess and several hours later she won the award and I made a friend for life!",
"Well done Jess !!!",
"I wonder if they decided to make another video..in a different category ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"So your friend set you up on a date but you friendzoned yourself?\n\nY I K E S",
"I am confused by how the award looks. Why would they choose a Hindu God's face on an award given to best video ?\n\nEdit: tense",
"Does it seem like PR agencies are getting more creative? ",
"Congratulations Jess Reddit! What an odd last name, though.",
"Almost as if OP is looking on banking easy karma.",
"/u/aCrazyDutchman, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for votes. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/aCrazyDutchman&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tu3s2/this_weekend_i_decided_to_go_to_an_award_ceremony/?context=10\\))",
"It would seem from this comment that this post was removed. It would seem from me still finding it on the front page, somehow, that it wasn't.",
"I completely got that vibe too. Vague title to ensure users ask questions about this mysterious new award ceremony? OP posting comments that they just met last night? OP posting links to the supposed music video in question? Maybe wholesome, my Reddit experience tells me otherwise. But people that do this kind of PR bullshit usually don't break the subreddit rules and get their post removed... I'm torn here.",
"It's definitely removed. Not sure why you'd still be seeing it.",
"Tru dat!",
"Oh I don’t mind this. In fact I think it’s pretty clever as advertising goes. I think that we just all need to realize that this is the internet and people will use it any way they can to their advantage. Remember, if the service is free, you’re the product, not the client. "
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This weekend I decided to go to an award ceremony in NYC with a complete stranger all the way from England and she ended up winning the first ever Roundglass award for best music video! Help congratulate Jess Reddit!
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"hazing’s back and it’s better than ever!",
"That's the place that deserves you. Working there should be hella fun",
"https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2015/07/minions.jpg",
"I have a friend who's the opposite. He loves the things. Occasionally I hide a new on somewhere on his desk and see how long it takes him to notice. Found some vampire Lego minions once and over the course of a few days one of them snuck up on the regular minions, and the regular minions got swapped out with vampires. That one was fun.",
"Nows the time to pretend to be as excited as possible and react as though it's the kindest thing anyones ever done. Troll 'em back."
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Finally done University and came back to my intern job as a full timer. They knew im not a big fan of minions.
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"The cat wants to be cleaned",
"There's a hand grenade in that dryer!",
"a 30sec tumble can cure that trust...",
"Even so, all it takes is once for the cat to never go in there. \n\nI accidentally ran my cat through the dryer once. I had thrown a load in the dryer, was back to the washing machine, didn't see the cat jump in, heaved armful #2 in there, slammed the door shut and hit start. It took a dozen revolutions to get up to speed, but the THUMP-THUMP-THUMP was pretty unmistakeable. \n\nKitty kinda walked funny for a few minutes but was otherwise alright. Never went near the dryer again.",
"/r/catpranks "
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When your cat clearly trusts you too much...
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"So what prevents them from trashing it?",
"An eye for an airplane ",
"Well of course you did, that's the obvious next step.",
"But.. ",
"First time reading it I left out \"can.\" I wondered how that was appropriate response to trash theft",
"What the...? Do you go to Hogwarts???",
"That'll teach them! I know, let's paint a runway across their playground too!! HAHA",
"Reminds me of a prank war between the FFA teacher and an English teacher at the high school I used to work at. English teacher did something which resulted in the FFA teacher assembling a full tractor in the English teachers classroom. ",
"On plane sight? ",
"It was the only response possible.",
"This shit wouldn't fly back in my day. ",
"I know I've seen this or something very similar before, but my google-fu is failing me. Anyone on the same plane as me on this one? ",
"Well, that escalated quickly.",
"My father did some thing like this in school, it involved a VW beetle and the principal's office. \n\nWhen I attended that school the principal was now an english teacher. \n\n\nI did not have a good time of it in that class.",
"\"While they were at lunch\"\n\nHow long is their lunch? Because I don't see something like that being built in an hour. ",
"LMFAO.. \n",
"But why do you guys have a full size model airplane ? Most schools cant afford books...",
"[Assuming you weren't just going for a bad pun](https://imgur.com/gallery/RejSD)",
"Ah, that's the one, cheers! I think this post won't lift off now that this has been revealed. ",
"I am Buttteeth ",
"OP stole my one good meme IRL and used it for her own benefit and internet fame. ",
"Yes ",
"Wait, wait. They stole your trash can so you gave them a free airplane? You guys are doing this wrong!",
"/u/austindavidg, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/austindavidg&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tu8xc/the_first_year_class_stole_our_trash_can_so_we/?context=10\\))",
"This reminds me of my schools clock war. There were only a few clocks and most class rooms didn't have one. We would have people take clocks from other classes during lunch. This went on for weeks with many successful and failed attempts. It eventually got so out of hand that the classes downstairs (downstairs wankers) and the upstairs classes (upstairs wankers) would end up in these food wars where apples oranges and other kinds of fruit/sandwiches were thrown from the top and the bottom and everyone calling each other wankers, whilst people tried to break their way into the classroom to steal back whatever clock they stole from each other.\n"
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The first year class stole our trash can so we assembled a plane in their classroom while they were at lunch.
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"Yikes I’d keep an eye on the guy in the corner ",
"Last night? Why so sunny?",
"This was before the night took off. I don't have any pictures after 530",
"By the looks of it, they either don't care or hate you."
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Had some friends over last night
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"It's the Pagan way",
"The backside is likely covered with avocado stains. We know where their money goes!",
"Could be worse, you could have received a text, saying, times are tough, times are hard, here's your'e f*cking Birthday Card.",
"what does a being a millennial have to do with it?",
"Poor",
"I'm glad you noticed that. It's a joke with my sister and I to always pluralize it"
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Birthdays when you're a millennial. From my sister.
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"Airborne!",
"Does it fruit?",
"It has once but they were tiny and premature!"
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My 21ft banana tree I grew in front of my grandma's house in Fayetteville NC!
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"Yes my dog does it all the time. (Mastiff mutt)",
"I love it! Such derps",
"Yeah my derp is always likethat. ",
"Gotta love em",
"Sometimes he will do it in the bed and take up the whole damn thing ;)",
"Same! She takes up the dang bed! ",
"[Cooper](https://photos.app.goo.gl/Lhjysw2gRoUY4USL2) ",
"Oh my gosh! He is so handsome! They are in the exact same position! Head and all! 😆😄 they would get along really well haha",
"Thanks, Hah yeah they would!",
"Oh you are on about the one on the floor, I thought you meant lazy Dog in the chair.",
"/u/loveoliviarose, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/loveoliviarose&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tuaqo/anyone_elses_dog_always_laying_like_this_excuse/?context=10\\))"
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Anyone else’s dog always laying like this? (Excuse the mess)
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"So beautiful.... yet ominous\n Thanks for sharing ",
"I miss Nepal :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Any Swedes around here that understand me when I ask if there are any Swedes around?"
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View of Everest lit up by the sunset from Kala Patthar
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"Funny but sad we can't do anything anymore with access to our devices",
"Most barbershops are stuck in 2018 this one is in 2508",
"Getting a hair cut actually seems like a pretty good time to browse your phone.",
"Only took 490 years of innovation ",
"It lasts about two weeks before it’s no longer see-through.",
"Only if they watching Porn.",
"Finally a way to avoid talking to your barber",
"Best way to keep people’s heads down.",
"Well this will either ruin or enhance my wank sessions at the hair stylist.",
"Perfect for the exhibitionist ",
"You're right he should probably just sit there and do nothing at all ",
"all i do is browse r/gore so i wouldnt want to do that",
"Heaven forbid people should be without their fucking devices for 5 minutes.",
"My barber uses one of this, but it's still useless for me because I have to take off my glasses.",
"Give me his number and we'll text. ",
"*using eyes in 2508.\n\nfucking barbarian.",
"**No**!!\n\nIt's a pretty good time to talk politics and tell off-color stories ......",
"I know this sounds crazy, and bear with me here cause I know this is gonna sound like the ramblings of an absolute madman... Not that long ago, not even 10 years by my account, and here is why it's gonna sound crazy cause this taken away from us recently and most didn't even know.....\n\nOkay, are you ready for this? Are you ready for your mind to be BLOWN?! \n\nOnce upon a time, we used to just,,, get this, sit,,,,, and talk with our barbers/hairstylists... I know, I know, it sounds scary but really, just give it a try you might find yourself pleased with the outcome :-) \n\nEDIT: All I have to say today is - F**K the downvoters :-) What I said wasn't outright offensive or, even technically incorrect you delicate snowflakes :-)",
"Oh my **god** it makes me uncomfortable when my barber talks politics... Just smile and nod, smile and nod. ",
"A text makes you angry and you get a bald line on the back of your head because you didn't know it's best to remain still when a person is cutting your hair.",
"I know this sounds crazy, and bear with me here cause I know this is gonna sound like the ramblings of an absolute madman... \n\nOkay, are you ready for this? Are you ready for your mind to be BLOWN?! \n\nA lot of people don't enjoy talking with random strangers about menial bs, small talk whatever. A lot of people even have severe social anxiety to where that is incredibly crippling.\n\nForgive the rest of us for choosing to engage in something entertaing or informative, maybe even having a REAL conversation with someone through some form of messaging service.\n\nCrazy right!?!\n",
"Believe it or not, that suggestion came from someone with real crippling anxiety, Unabomber levels. I go out for supplies a few times per month and (since my haircut allows me to maintain the sides myself) a bi monthly haircut and that's about it. \n\nSo if I can do it, surely most others can try smartass. And finally, If you go to the same barber/stylist? Why does it have to be small talk? Hell by the third session I was asking my girl about her cross-country trip with her boyfriend to meet her family... If you ask about something other than the weather? You might find something more meaningful to talk about.....\n\nEdit: Im done with your bullshit. Fuck you Downvoters :-)",
"God forbid you talk to someone while you get your hair cut. Or silence your phone. \n\nI feel like i learned a lot from the ancient guys who cut my hair (when I had it). Late September 2001:\nMe: \"Was it like this after Pearl Harbor, with all the flags and strangers being friendly on the street?\" \nNavy Chief who cut hair after he retired: \"Very similar, but much, much bigger.\" ",
"Sure bud. Have a good one. =]",
"Selt-Centered-Douche! Party of One? Your table is ready...",
"Dude? Are you for real? Surgeons chat while performing advanced procedures and you think a barber can't work that out?\n\nGod people are just full of pathetic reasons not to sociallize...\n\nYou can keep spouting \"reasons\" why you don't \"wan't\" to talk to your hairdresser, and I will keep shutting each and every single one down... Grow the fuck up and stop being such a self-absorbed jerk....",
"No you just sound like a wiener",
"I don’t know what you were getting at with the first part and anyone can say whatever on any subject, like me riffing on the subject of you being a wiener "
] | 26 |
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This barbershop gown
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/r/pics/comments/7tuhfr/the_tree_of_life_in_kalaloch_washington_thanks_to/
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[
"I bet there's a gold skulltula in there...",
"“Show off!”- other trees ",
"Tree of Life appears to be in peril. ",
"Tell us about it",
"It’s right next to the entrance to the Kalaloch campgrounds, on the peninsula of Washington. They aren’t sure how long it’s been like that, but they’re guessing decades. That whole shoreline is breathtakingly beautiful. Ruby Beach is on the other end. https://imgur.com/gallery/7BiFg\n\nIf you ever visit Washington State, definitely make a trip out there. ",
"The true inspiration for Eywa :)",
"I fell like if you go into that cave, you come out in the upside down."
] | 7 |
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The Tree of Life in Kalaloch, Washington. Thanks to a post on Reddit, I went out of my way to see it in person.
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/r/pics/comments/7tukra/my_face_is_on_a_billboard_in_times_square/
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[
"Sorry to those who aren’t interested. I’m just really excited!!!!",
"Good for you! A band?",
"Congrats! Nice to see a Canadian band on here! \nHere's their newest release. :)\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g86kfqfQwqk",
"Thank you! Yes we’re a band from Vancouver, our first time visiting NYC :)",
"Thank you!! I seriously appreciate you taking the time to check out the music. Means a ton!",
"That’s awesome. "
] | 6 |
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My face is on a billboard in Times Square!
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/r/pics/comments/7tuqe1/thats_a_creepy_doll_collection/
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[
"those look to be American Girl dolls - at $120/per, it looks like its a collection that cost $12K US.",
"What does a 2nd story Home add on cost these days? Because theirs is useless now. ",
"Feels like they are stair-ing at me."
] | 3 |
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That's a creepy doll collection
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/r/pics/comments/7tur7v/14000_years_old_bisons_sculpture_found_in_le_tuc/
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"very cool. amazing timing, I just watched the Herzog film \"Cave of Forgotten Dreams\" and had ancient cave art very much on my mind today.",
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on November 21, 2017, woke up yesterday.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/innuendoPL's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/366iz1/14000_years_old_bisons_sculpture_found_in_le_tuc/).\n\nIts submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7tm58a/panic_and_remember_stay_calm/) is a copy/paste of /u/JohnBolger's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/6eiicn/panic_and_remember_stay_calm/).\n\nIts comment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/7tltx4/a_shop_sign_i_made/dtdhuuz/) is a copy/paste of /u/fraxinuscavum's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/4pyiq9/a_shop_sign_i_made/d4os43z/). That thread was started by HazleHerzog.\n\nComment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7tkzwr/vw_bmw_and_daimler_denounce_toxic_diesel_fume/dtdljh5/) is from [this article](http://amp.dw.com/en/vw-bmw-and-daimler-denounce-toxic-diesel-fume-tests-on-monkeys/a-42339027).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.\n\n_______________\n\nHazleHerzog - also born November 21, 2017 and woke up yesterday. \n\nSubmission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/7tltx4/a_shop_sign_i_made/) (\"A shop sign I made') is a copy/paste of /u/Skrinj0's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/comments/4pyiq9/a_shop_sign_i_made/).\n\nIts submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/7tro8s/seriously_1_10_sh/) is a copy/paste of /u/UnknownKings's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/31py38/seriously_1_10_sh/).\n\nIts only other activity is [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7tlknp/fake_news_is_not_new_the_nazis_used_it_too_says/dtdfb9k/) which is quote from [this article](http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/15/technology/security/fbi-holocaust/index.html). Though it may have written, \"From 2014 article:\"",
"That looks way cooler than I was expecting. ",
"Those bison don't look a day over 12 years old. I didn't know that bison could live to 14,000 years old.",
"None of the prints are made from humans. Someone else has been there!",
"The sculpture on the right is really amazing in body muscle/bone/mass detail.",
"I just watched it last night too! He does amazing docos. He really tries to show the human side of things",
"How do we stop them? Is there a process to report these kind of accounts?",
"Pretty sure those are buffalo",
"Super accurate for 14000 years ago. Way better than what I could make.",
"Could be to sell, could be just for fun or to show how easy reddit is to game. ",
"Buffalo are from Asia and Africa. If this is in Europe it's almost certainly a bison sculpture.\n\nPlus the hump and neckbeard are key signs of a bison, not a buffalo.",
"Talking about bots and saying “woke up yesterday” is really makin’ me think about robot uprisings. ",
"Or to make bots with no karma feel bad about themselves.",
"There are things that everyone can do. In no particular order:\n\n1) Downvote\n\n2) Hit the report button\n\n3) [Message the mods](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23pics)\n\n4) [Message the admins](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Freddit.com&subject=&message=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Freddit.com)\n\n5) Submit it to /r/thesefuckingaccounts\n\n6) Promote awareness and education. We can help people learn what these accounts are, why are they doing this, why should we care, how can we spot them, and then maybe what else we can do. The more people that know the answers to these questions the less effective these accounts will be.",
"Why are they doing this? Maybe these are created by reddit itself to produce ad revenue.",
"Great question. In short, to get the account ready to sell. Karma may not have monetary value, but karma-farming accounts (usually run by bots) are bought and sold. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5ihyvu/reddit_for_sale_how_we_bought_the_top_spot_for_200/) is proof it happens.\n\nThe \"What's the Point?\" section of [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) has a brief summary that may help to explain. Also, there was a very good write up [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3ddwow/a_cat_is_a_cat/ct4co3j/).\n\nWith that said, you have a point; having a bunch of bots certainly increases the number of page views, unique site users, etc. This artificially inflates reddit's ranking among the [most popular websites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_websites), and, in turn, would produce more revenue.",
"very informative, thanks"
] | 18 |
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14000 years old bisons sculpture found in Le Tuc d'Audoubert cave, Ariege, France.
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/r/pics/comments/7tutjg/took_this_photo_on_my_way_to_school/
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[
"What exactly were you driving ?",
"My wife looked at this and said, “Maybe he’s walking across a bridge.”\n\nShe’s so stupid because there is clearly not a bridge in the picture. ",
"I was walking on a pedestrian bridge",
"Looks like your wife was right and you’re the stupid one ",
"You're wife is right lol , I was walking on pedestrian bridge to cross the highway ",
"I feel like my sarcasm was lost. I’ll work on that. It is a nice picture though. ",
"Now I feel bad for not understanding :(, and Thank you for taking the time to like and comment on my photo,"
] | 7 |
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Took This photo on my way to school...
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/r/pics/comments/7tuuai/believe_in_yourself_because_nobody_else_will/
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[
"is that poor man about to be hit by that trolley? ",
"not at all! it was a red light. You can see the red reflection from the car! No one was harmed on this shot :D ",
"how do u know nobody will believe in me? and what does the title have to do with the picture anyway?",
"Is this artwork or actual photograph? Because this is beautiful ",
"Both I believe...",
"Toronto. Beauty",
"Shot on Canon and edited on LR. Thank you very much!"
] | 7 |
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Believe in yourself because nobody else will.
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/r/pics/comments/7tux1i/they_grow_up_so_fast/
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[
"[You better watch out...](https://i.imgur.com/hwxU8We.jpg)",
"Wow, thank you for my new phone bg. Made my day ",
"I'm glad you like it, thanks :)"
] | 3 |
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They grow up so fast
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/r/pics/comments/7tv0wt/i_went_to_visit_a_train_station_and_stopped_at/
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[
"Thats not a semafore, that's a signal. Not spectacularly old, not spectacularly new. We are currently replacing that type with the newer led ones on my patch.\n\nEdit - sorry, could have been confusing. I meant it's not a semafore signal, it's a colour light signal. ",
"I'm not a native english speaker but i found in google that those are also called like this. Sorry if I'm mistaken :P",
"It's cool brother, no need to apologise,\nThese are semaphore signals\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/lRJDP\n\nThey tend to be used with mechanical lever frame signalling and are controlled by a length of cable that pull them into different positions.\n\nThe newer signals like the one you took a photo of use electric lamps, and are route relay interlocking, or solid state interlocking controlled. ",
"Oh now I understand dude. Thank you for the information really."
] | 4 |
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I went to visit a train station and stopped at this train semaphore.
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/r/pics/comments/7tv2ee/i_sanded_the_bottom_of_a_soda_can_and_a_number/
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[
"So the answer to life, the universe, and everything from the great computer Earth came from the bottom of a soda pop can?\n",
"42 my guy",
"Things people do while high on crack.",
"My bottom needs sanding. You hire out?",
"I was actually just bored at work (cabinetry shop) and remembered hearing about people using the bottom of a soda can to start a fire in the wild by polishing it with candy wrappers so I picked up the 320 and went to work at doing nothing like the original story",
"Ask for Greg he has the softest hands",
"Someone's gonna get a big tip. ",
"C'mon, crackheads don't have jobs. ",
"Just the tip?",
"Nah man I'm only a crack head on the weekends",
"This triggers the nerd inside of me",
"Well tell him to get out",
"Whatever Mister 42 wants. ",
"r/whyweretheysanding\n",
"Blue 42! Set hike!",
"Ah, the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything."
] | 16 |
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I sanded the bottom of a soda can and a number popped out
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/r/pics/comments/7tv2jc/cocaine_piñata_aftermath/
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[
"What the fuck?",
"What a waste ",
"It was filled with cocaine and condoms?",
"Just cocaine. Lots of it. ",
"Looks like these drugs have been..... stepped on",
"Wow, those little packets really looked condomoid. ",
"Nope. Just fancy little baggies. The fanciest ones I've ever seen tbh. ",
"That's one way to get the janitor to clean up your mess.",
"What a totally new and interesting concept! I hope I never get stepped on cocaine! \n/s \n\nLmao you made me chuckle out loud. If I could I’d give you gold. ",
"If you don’t get your shit in a Good Sense sandwich baggie- did you really even get coke? "
] | 10 |
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Cocaine piñata aftermath
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/r/pics/comments/7tv4tu/my_little_brothers_is_14_and_autistic_and_makes/
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[
"They’re cute!",
"That is awesome!! What other characters has he done?",
"Wow that's better skill than I have at 24!",
"So many! Mostly Sonic the hedgehog and Mario. He loves Nintendo characters. He's done a DJ Mario, a Link from Zelda dressed as spiderman, Indian Jones Mario.. "
] | 4 |
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My little brothers is 14 and autistic and makes clay figures. He does crossovers with characters like this, (spongebob and mario) and originals that he creates
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/r/pics/comments/7tv6kd/poppy_the_bubble_mage/
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[
"My granddaughter, taken last spring by her mother. (My daughter)",
"Facebook would love this ",
"I’m not much for Facebook actually🤷♂️"
] | 3 |
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Poppy the Bubble Mage
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/r/pics/comments/7tv8nj/today_is_big_day_for_comrade_trump_to_implement/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Why is r/politics trying to take over r/pics?",
"Post violates title guidelines - reported! ",
"I like it, hope it makes it to the top. The meltdown will be marvelous. ",
"/u/leg3L, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/leg3L&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tv8nj/today_is_big_day_for_comrade_trump_to_implement/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 |
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Today is big day for comrade Trump to implement strong sanctions on Russia. Let us hold breath.
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/r/pics/comments/7tv9ll/the_forrest_was_happy_to_see_me/
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[
"Taken in a cypress swamp in Sumter, SC, USA.",
"The little one on the left must feel inadequate. ",
"r/mildlypenis"
] | 3 |
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The Forrest Was Happy To See Me.
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/r/pics/comments/7tvchi/some_of_my_brothers_original_characters_he/
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[
"That’s awesome! Nurture this talent and he will go on to create wonderful things.",
"Awesome job! Now please make him change far-left's shoes to black or belt to brown.",
"talk about sculpted in the round",
"Didn’t we do this already?",
"Rather Aardman-esque. That's a compliment.",
"Damn, [Mrs. Bill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJE2n3qjrY) is thicc."
] | 6 |
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Some of my brothers original characters he creates with clay
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/r/pics/comments/7tvd9k/from_heaven/
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[
"Looks more like Mordor ",
"Damn where was that taken?",
"Kapadokya"
] | 3 |
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from heaven
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/r/pics/comments/7tvdco/after_27_years_of_never_watching_a_single_episode/
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[
"Sacrilegious ..to have been alive and willing never watched..what's next; Seinfeld, snl, family guy?!...",
"To be fair my wife was this way because her parents would not allow her too watch such childish shows. Boy were they pissed when we binged every show she wasn't allowed to watch within the first month of us getting together. I'd hope this is the case here.",
"Don’t get past season 21",
"Kind of the case, her parents never watched it and she grew up watching Mexican cartoons and whatever was on tv and was never really exposed to it. Then it just became her niche and loved people's reactions when they found out.\nBut she couldn't resist anymore, after I used so many jokes from the show.",
"That's a really reasonable reason. Its kind of nice for her to jump in so late too since she will most likely get more of the jokes and references.",
"What a strange spot for a mirror. "
] | 7 |
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After 27 years of never watching a single episode, finally got my wife to watch the Simpsons.
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/r/pics/comments/7tvdm1/my_wife_was_not_happy_to_see_this_on_her_car/
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[
"Because you wrote it?",
"Because she has no sense of humor? ",
"No, because that won't wash off!!!!!! Even if you do wash it off, the ghost of it will still be there.",
"Because it was another woman’s car?",
"She was probably offended by the fact that she’s “not dirty enough”.",
"Because your wife doesn't want a wife THAT dirty? Perhaps a cleaner wife? ",
"that's why they marry so the Husband cleans the car. ",
"YOU SAY WHAT? You selling vacuum machines?",
"You're definitely getting some tonight after that ",
"ROFL, A clean car is a safe car...",
"“You are now in manual breathing mode”\n\nDraw that on the back of someone’s car.",
"OP would actually have to have a wife before that would be relevant.",
"You wanna get pegged? Cause that's how you get a surprise pegging.",
"If she would stop being a prude and put some effort behind her blowjobs... oh shit, gotta go wife's coming.",
"I think it is supposed to be \"who's\" that dirty",
"why did you write it?",
"Old af",
"Is she ridin' dirty?",
"How do people even drive with windows that dirty? If the light hits the dust right you can't even see through it.",
"She needs to take a chill pill..",
"Tell her to turn on the rear wiper.\n\nThen it will just say \"I u wife\"",
"You win the award for \"least funny thing I've read all week\" and it's only Tuesday. ",
"Eh, can't all be winners. "
] | 24 |
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My wife was not happy to see this on her car
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/r/pics/comments/7tvknf/my_new_anvil/
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[
"Turn up the contract is you're gonna de-saturate",
"Do you use it?",
"Do you spraypaint everything you own silver?",
"Everyday",
"Really? What do you make with that?\nMy dream is to make a samurai sword ;)",
"Only when it's not silver.",
"You need to drop this on Wile E. Coyote's head.",
"What's the chain for? Not heavy enough?",
"What make? I recommend getting [this](http://www.anvilsinamerica.com/) book if you want to interpret the marks and date it.",
"Hammers, knives and maetal art mostly. Samurai sword is quite an up taking.",
"It's a 1918 370lb Trenton. That is a great book!",
"Yeah, I hung out with the author years ago. Good guy. I bought his follow-up book on the Mousehole Anvil factory in Britain.\n\nTrentons are great anvils. Presumably yours is also welded at the waist? I got a lot of use out of my little cast Columbian anvil, but my shop has been packed up for over a dozen years.",
"As far as I can tell, it's not welded. ",
"Helps with the ring. Keeps it to more of a thud sound.",
"Ah, good to know, thanks! Hopefully I'll be able to afford a decent anvil one of these days.",
"Just ask around and keep an eye out for antique auctions!"
] | 16 |
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My new anvil
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/r/pics/comments/7tvkw3/i_have_a_vast_personal_collection_of_girls_ive/
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[
"I'm curious. ",
"No you don't.",
"I do though. I've been capping girls for years...",
"Cool DM me on Instagram at fxckboy696969",
"/u/Deavia, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Deavia&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tvkw3/i_have_a_vast_personal_collection_of_girls_ive/?context=10\\))",
"Anyone interested DM me on Instagram at fxckboy696969"
] | 6 |
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I have a vast personal collection of girls I've captured myself via Skype pics and vids (some have thousands of IG followers)
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/r/pics/comments/7tvnfk/new_nasa_photos_from_mars_only_seem_to_bring_the/
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[
"Strange, yet interesting, looks pretty similar with any desert on earth but if you remove the special suit, you wouldn't be able to breathe. \n\nedit: extra s makes all the difference, especially the religion of grammar nazi",
"Pretty incredible to have these pictures! Technology is amazing. ",
"Why do they screw around with the colors?",
"Artificially colorized?",
"So earthlike that I'm having trouble believing it is really mars and not some internet troll faking it. THe horizontal lines make me think of sedimentary rock like we would find on earth, not on mars. Blue sky also makes me wonder.\n\n\nI've checked though....it apparently really is Mt. Sharp on mars.",
"And then there is the fact that it gets chilly, especially at night at the poles. −153 °C (120 K; −243 °F). ",
"Warmer there than it is in chicago for part of the year. ",
"That doesn’t seem that bad but then again I’m from chicago. ",
"Yeah and storms, and solar radiation",
"Those horizontal lines can also form from successive lava flows, the bases, centres and tops of with have slightly different characteristics",
"We must bomb it before the anakin is found",
"Looks like Utah a bit. ",
"I feel like I could breathe there. ",
"Thank goodness they took actual photos and not some shitty selfies.",
"Looks like a hazy day on earth. ",
"Can’t wait to go there and fuck it up just like we did Earth! We’re so close guys!",
"Shouldn't the sky be dark or red?",
"Yeah, a warm sweater underneath your jacket should do the trick.\n\nOh, and an extra pair of socks.",
"Yeah layers is key and long johns. ",
"I'm pretty sure that's Tatooine",
"I always forget that the Curiosity Rover [is the size of a car.](https://i.imgur.com/3QhiPT7.jpg)",
"Downloaded from Matt Damon's phone",
"Add a few hand warmers and a thermos of coffee, and that would probably be enough ",
"Yeah no big deal once your on the bus it’s pretty warm anyways. ",
"I think I read in the nasa article that accompanied these new photos that they are indeed altered, though I don't think it mentioned exactly how altered they are.",
"Canadian here - no biggie, just layer. ",
"Does it even snow there? The only person I have heard say Chicago’s winters are not that bad was a person that moved here from Siberia, gods truth. ",
"Similar situation in Texas, Everyone assumes that when I say I'm from Texas that I've never experienced a day below ~15°C (60°F)....Hell most of the winter where I'm from it was common to stay around -12°C (10°F) and get snow all the way until March... yet where I am now \"winter\" is like 10°C at its worst and people lose their minds",
"Yeah anything above 20 F and people here are totally fine. It’s when it gets single digits and below zero for weeks on end that it starts getting to you. ",
"[probably](https://i.imgur.com/aBtvTE9.png)",
"With the erosion and deposition early in Mars' history it's not impossible that these are sand/mud/clay/boulder deposits. Sedimentary isn't just limestone. https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2000/ast04dec_2",
"Thanks for the picture. I always pictured it as the size of a go kart at the most. ",
"I immediately started looking for Jawas",
"I'm just waiting for the spice worms to show up so I can get me some melange",
"It is, that's just a really small scientist next to it. Don't listen to that guy.",
"I'm gonna assume you don't live on the Gulf Coast, though. It's basically like Florida here.\n\nTexas is a huge, diverse place. Southern Texas grows citrus and they have invasive iguanas.....meanwhile West Texas is way higher in elevation than people think, and gets cold as hell.",
"> make me think of sedimentary rock like we would find on earth\n\nHmm? Mars absolutely has sedimentary rock. \n\nPhysical weathering does not require wet weather. Rock on Mars is eroded by dust-laden wind, extreme freeze-thaw cycles, etc. and all that sediment will be deposited in low-lying areas, where it will over time compact into a soft sedimentary rock that can be subsequently eroded.",
"> Blue sky also makes me wonder.\n\nFrom [this post of the same image from 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/3nana4/this_martian_mountain_range_is_so_earthlike/):\n\n> The white balance of this image has been edited (the colors changed) to look more earthlike. The real colors are darker and oranger, mars doesn't have a blue sky. This [image](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PIA16800-MarsCuriosityRover-MtSharp-ColorVersions-20120823.jpg) shows an example of how they edit pictures like these.\n\nAlso, OP is lying by saying this is a new photo. It's from 2015.",
"Spooky spooky martian face in top left....",
"Can’t trust anybody these days. So what you’re saying is we send the little people to mars to drive the go kart? ",
"Yep, I was originally from a town over by El Paso, then we lived in Houston for about three years, but by my teenage years we lived in between Lubbock and Amarillo.\n\nI LOVE going down by the Gulf, but the last time I went (went around South Padre) it was pretty rank which made me a bit sad, but it was fun none the less ",
"Only -100 at night at the equator. Tolerable for any hearty Chicagoan.",
"Those are balls.",
"It's crazy. Like, when you can get more information about something, your ideas about what that thing is or can be change. Who would've thought??",
"[I found this documentary that shows what actually happens to a person when they have no special suit in Mars.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5TqD5xf0ic)",
"I don't live in Arizona, though.",
"Git your ass to Mahws",
"Soo me, deekhed.",
"To bring the planet that much closer to home?",
"I love the american south west and spend as much recreation time as I can in the canyons. The geology in this image looks at once familiar and alien. It's definitely sandstone buttes and canyons, but there's something... off about the way they look. ",
"So we get a HD picture from millions of miles away but idiots standing with iPhones can only video UFO's with potato quality?",
"At sunset and sunrise it turns blue. I don't know if this image has been modified or not though, need to check those pixels and see if they are the way they are.",
"do you have a link to that article?\nedit: nvm found this one https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA19912",
"They're color graded to approximate what our eyes would see if this scene was on Earth. \n\nFrom the JPL catalog page: \n\n>This image shows the colors modified as if the scene were transported to Earth and illuminated by terrestrial sunlight. This processing, called \"white balancing,\" is useful to scientists for recognizing and distinguishing rocks by color in more familiar lighting.\n",
">The colors are adjusted so that rocks look approximately as they would if they were on Earth, to help geologists interpret the rocks. This \"white balancing\" to adjust for the lighting on Mars overly compensates for the absence of blue on Mars, making the sky appear light blue and sometimes giving dark, black rocks a blue cast.\n\nhttps://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA19912",
"During day it's typically [greyish yellow](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Mars_sky_at_noon_PIA01546.jpg). Why? That's the colour you get when having red dust in a blue sky. Yes, with no dust in the air the Mars sky *is* blue! But since that never happens in reality OP's picture must be white balanced or something.",
"> especially at night at the poles\n\nCompared to Earth's poles, which are nice and toasty warm at night.",
"What's doing the scattering that causes the blue sky?",
"Benny! SCROOOOO YOUUUUUUU!",
"[AAAAAAAAH](https://imgur.com/11HX7QF)\n",
"I zoomed in, it's Matt Damon.",
"The upshot of colonizing Mars would be that there are no fossil fuels, meaning we'd have to find some way of using minerals to accomplish industrialization. On the one hand that can mean tons of toxic waste tailings and radioactivity, on the other it could mean our presence would remain small and benefit from our knowledge of what happened the last time we allowed ourselves and our industry to grow unchecked.",
"Devon island Canada ?",
"Mars' carbon dioxide atmosphere",
"Well we've already been littering in Mars for several decades now",
"TIL 😍",
"Looks too high those mountains wow",
"Is there a version of this image that isn't white balanced available? It would be interesting to see the two side-by-side.",
"New game. Mars or Arizona",
"Fuck Matt Damon.. he needs to stop getting stuck in space.",
"This picture could use a banana for scale.",
"Amazing! We can put a remote control car on Mars but we can't cure poverty, cancer, AIDS, and Baldness! We need to try harder.",
"The atmosphere. Thin but it's there.",
"Ikr, what a sexy robot",
"Gravity",
"New? This was released in 2015",
"Marsio cart",
"I can't wait until we fuck Mars up too",
"[Do you wanna get down?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI)",
"Tolerable? That's like May weather.",
"As a guy who spends a lot of time in the california desert, I have to agree that it looks shockingly like earth, my first thought was, \"wow, I've BEEN there\" Of course it IS mars and I HAVEN'T been there.... \n\n....yet.",
"...",
"This is the closest example I could find:\nhttps://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA16800",
"It's actually the dust in the sky that turns the sky blue during sunrise and sunset. Try this link: https://www.osapublishing.org/viewmedia.cfm?uri=ao-53-9-1808&seq=0\n\nYou may have to provide a captcha. If you can't get there through that link, try looking up \"Blue moons and Martian sunsets\" by Ehlers et al.",
"Pop a Hollywoodland sign up there & they're set.",
"Yeah, but the thicker the atmosphere, the more scattering particles.",
"And dropped it off on the planet using a sky crane maneuver. We hauled a rover the size of a car to another planet and gently lowered it from a cable into the surface from, essentially, the ass of a rocket.",
"So where's the more natural version of OP's photo?",
"You're probably thinking of the two rovers sent before, Spirit and Opportunity. Here's a [size comparison.](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/EvolutionofRovers.jpg)",
"https://i.imgur.com/1zvNM.gif",
"Crazy to think this is millions upon millions of miles away...",
"[Here's](https://imgur.com/a/DP5a6) a more detailed view",
">looks pretty similar with any dessert on earth\n\n[This](https://static.pexels.com/photos/8279/muffin.jpg) is the closest I could find to a similar dessert on earth\n",
"Blue sky on Mars? Quaid... Start the reactor.",
"The atmosphere is \"shit\" though. Air particles are atoms just in a gaseous state. ",
"Looks fake as fuck.",
"All the pictures taken by the rover are black and white though, correct?",
"The [skycrane](https://marsmobile.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/mission/technology/insituexploration/edl/) delivery system is even more impressive IMO when you realize how ludicrously complicated that is. ",
"Except you'd die immediately. ",
"It really looks like there should be a band of Tuscan Raiders just over that ridge. ",
"I'm curious how \"mountains\" are made on these planets, do they to have tectonic plates? ",
"This is why millenials are destroying the world ",
"If we threw $20 billion at a baldness cure I think we could get it done.",
"*The Martian* was a work of fiction. There is not actually any shit on Mars.",
"Taken up at Sunrise/Sunset? I've heard that's when you can see a blue sky there.",
"Everyone knows that below -20°F, it's all the same.",
"I've heard that the sky is blue when the sun is rising and setting.",
"If you look carefully you can see Matt Damon farming potatoes in his shit. ",
"I was hoping for a Sandcrawler peeking out from behind one of the hills.",
"Nice try New Mexico.",
"Super awesome! I like to think of it like this: \nIn the past, we tossed probes at Mars and hoped they landed softly. With Curiousity, we tossed the probe at Mars and got it to *STOP IN MIDAIR*!!! How cool is **that**‽",
"[hmm](https://imgur.com/a/gKrkH)",
"[Here's](https://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA19912) the source of the photo. According to NASA:\n\n>The colors are adjusted so that rocks look approximately as they would if they were on Earth, to help geologists interpret the rocks. This \"white balancing\" to adjust for the lighting on Mars overly compensates for the absence of blue on Mars, making the sky appear light blue and sometimes giving dark, black rocks a blue cast.\n\n~~[This](https://imgur.com/a/CvbmJ) is my attempt to reverse the white-point filter. I started with [this comparison](https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA16800), applied filters to the right-hand image until it matched the center image, and then applied the same filters to the Mount Sharp photo. It's probably not identical to the original, non white balanced photo, but it may be close.~~\n\nEdit: Found the [raw image source](https://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/?s=1099&camera=MAST%5F). Oddly, only the thumbnails for the photos used to produce this composite are [in color](https://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/msss/01099/mcam/1099MR0048620000600827I01_DXXX.jpg).\n\n[Here's](https://imgur.com/a/GZdKE) the full-resolution composite modified to approximate the colors in the raw thumbnail photos.",
"It is not reflection that causes our sky to be blue. It is Rayleigh scattering which is caused by the vibration of molecules in the atmosphere.",
"blue sky on mars?",
"its a me diamosgi ",
"after the sex robot what is there? ",
"It's the size of Wall-E",
"laknagrab! ik maker to Mars",
"Are there actually blue skies on Mars? Looks like Patagonia, Chile with filters to me. Im still waiting for a photo of Antarctica...made by anyone other than Google or NASA.",
"wow the girl is pretty",
"NASA: Send nudes\nMars:",
"Not that different from earth! Just no air, weaker gravity, and lots of radiation.",
"It reminds me very heavily of [Oregon's Painted Hills.](https://traveloregon.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/RoadTripJohnDayFeatureWeb.jpg) Just not quite as extreme of color.",
"Don't forget, it was moving at super sonic speeds as well. ",
"Just to play uninformed devils advocate: Wouldn't it be possible for a planet to have one of the poles facing the sun?",
"At first glance this could be somewhere in the American southwest desert. Upon closer inspection though, the colors are subtly wrong and/or varied in unexpected ways, the general strata just appear wrong too. Plus there's not the faintest trace of any life whatsoever, animal or vegetable, nor any remnant of their passing.",
"You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here",
"Annoyed to find out the colors have been 'corrected' in this photo",
"I hope there is life out there. By the end of my life time I hope there will a breaking news discovery. People are ready and can handle the facts that things may be or not been what has been seen or taught through our lives. We live in a possible world so the impossible can be discovered ",
"looks a bit like the [badlands in Wyoming](https://cdn.codywyomingnet.com/images/content/2130_2861_Badlands_National_Park_lg.jpg)",
"Looks like a great place to ride a dirtbike 😝",
"If you zoom in really really far, you can see Calvin's ancestors.",
"Sure, but that's not my point. Of course the polls are going to be cold, just like they are on Earth. Telling us the temperature of the polls doesn't say much about the temperature of the rest of the planet.",
"It's a *dry* cold with very little wind, so it is really not so bad. Much better than Boston.",
"It hasn't improved much, has it?\n",
"And angry Sand People sneaking up in the foreground.",
"I actually wear special suits into my desserts here on earth.",
"Wait. My whole adult life I thought this thing was like 4 feet long. ",
"I'm so happy I'm alive to be seeing this and young enough that I know it will only just be the beginning. The fact that the equivalent of a compact car took this photo and sent it back from another planet bends my mind and brings a tear to my eye honestly...",
"you done fucked up, a-a-ron",
"Dink dink - dink dink dink dink dink dink",
"I see a Coke bottle. ",
"Pshh... you believe in Mars?",
"Those shoes are not acceptable PPE.",
"Then you have to fight off the bears.",
"How can you tell",
"Imagine a city on that. I bet they would use some form of crypto currency to trade with earth. Why bother shipping physical cash? ",
"Cool, thanks.",
"I always say this but sometimes it's better to shut up than pretending to know something and end up sounding ignorant.\n\nHaving said that, what do you think atmosphere is.",
"This looks like Planet tatoonie home of Luke Skywalker ",
"WHY IS THERE NEVER ANY TYPE OF SCALE I DONT KNOW IF IM LOOKING AT HILLS OR MOUNTAINS",
"Cohagen! Giv dese peopel AER!",
"Sex robots on Mars.",
"This picture has been taken in black and white, then colored. Notice how flat the hue is across the sky and landscape.",
"These Star Trek sets are getting more realistic by the minute.",
"Because they don't like shows that are made by people who are older than them?",
" Just like in the original Zorro show on Disney channel late at night. The night time always looked bright af",
"that looks so much like the desert episode of planet earth II I just watched ",
"lol\n",
"Why is the sky blue? Mars doesn't have a nitrogen atmosphere",
"If you look closely, you can see Kirk fighting a Gorn in the lower right corner.",
"Thank God we keep bringing him home",
"I have a dream.",
"I see NO red.. ",
"But the Bears suck...",
"It is 899kg!",
"For some reason I thought that it was kinda like a rc car lol",
"It’s often warmer than Winnipeg, though.",
"What year do you think this is? We sent a mother fucking car sized robot to mars. It has a color camera. ",
"It'd be... erm... [difficult](https://astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/18399/are-there-any-known-planets-whose-axis-is-oriented-such-that-one-pole-always-fac) to say the least.",
"Looks surprisingly like my backyard",
"really digging that blue sky. did they actually release this?",
"It looks like parts of Namibia.",
"Interesting thanks. I never imagined the spin of a planet would affect its orbit, but can accept that's the case.",
"Looks like the Chihuahua Desert.\n\nEdit : No,I don't think it's fake. Just think it's crazy how much it looks like Earth sometimes. ",
"Yeah, a little part of me is quite certain that if I went over to those hills and looked closely, I could find a few plants.",
"I can't wait to tell my grandkids I remember seeing Rover Hill when a picture was first sent back to Earth.",
"What I find crazy is that a rover can send a picture from another planet, and half the time I try to send pictures on my phone it fails to send",
"Looks like Arizona ",
"But the photos are black and white on NASA's website...",
"True. It wasn't like it orbited first to slow down, or anything. It went from interplanetary speeds to hovering in midair.",
"Well yeah orbit to slow down. Still hit atmosphere at super sonic speeds. ",
"edited... bitch!",
"If there's a bright center of the universe, Curiosity's on the planet that it's farthest from.",
"Plot twist: this picture was taken in Arizona ",
"Say cheese!",
"https://www.360cities.net/image/mars-panorama-curiosity-solar-day-177 it can can get fairly white with a touch of blue at times",
"check some of these out https://www.360cities.net/image/mars-panorama-curiosity-selfie-night",
"And banthas! ",
"There's a 'Show Me What You Got' head in that mound front left! ",
"And get this... it still couldn't land in many places on Mars because Mars' mean surface altitude is too high relative to the thickness of its atmosphere. So they aim for \"large holes in the ground\".\n\n I.E; Mar's atmosphere is so thin, over most of the surface there is just not enough of it for a parachute system to slow a lander down to reasonable enough speeds, so they have to pick landing zones that are in low-lying areas relative to the mean average Martian surface, like basins—to give it enough time plowing through enough atmosphere to bleed off enough speed to make a landing feasible.\n",
"Where is the Costco？\n",
"Dumping millions of tons of CO2 into the Martian atmosphere would just be a bonus if we have any wish to live there permanently",
"Looks like NW AZ + SW NV to me...I have vacation photos like that",
"It’s always fun to see old movies/TV shows that shot day-for-night and just threw a blue filter on it. You still see it sometimes in more modern stuff.",
"*insert boxing pun here*",
"Mars has sedimentary processes same as Earth does. They're not water-driven today, but it's still sediment.",
"NASA is already accepting applications for the first one-way astronaut suicide volunteers. At first, the live-streamed video from the capsule will be watched by billions, but when earth shrinks to the size of a pea, and the first brave astronaut suicide has their mental breakdown live streaming, NASA will black out all further communications to the public, and instead broadcast a CGI simulation of Mars filmed in a Pasadena movie studio leased by JPL.",
"Something kind of insane about sending something so large so far, you'd think the economics would be prohibitive",
"Was gunna say 'We can tame it' but you are, sadly, probably more correct.",
"All that space travel even got him to Asgard. ",
"A+ for effort of looking up such a nice picture!",
"What's the next place we have to save him from? Hell? Another dimension? The inside of a giant whale?",
"I hope I'm alive for the broadcast at least of the first people on Mars, I guess chances are pretty good for that. \n\n It's absolutely weird to think about a stone rolling down a hill on mars right now and there being no life there to register it. The first human(s) setting foot there is going to be history like the first tool used by our ancestors.\n\nThe Wright brothers flew a crazy contraption a few miles at best in 1903 and only 66 years later man set foot on the moon. 1969 + 66 = 2035. I think we're there sooner, even with Elon time. ",
"It's amazing how nothing is so interesting.",
"I reckon the first people to go to Mars would end up going insane and killing each other. Then the second trip would end up walking into a blood soaked hub, and dead bodies. Electrical flickers, scraping noises, footsteps, maybe even childish giggles.\n\nMovie releases 2028.",
"Solar winds and the lack of a molten rotating core will lead to the atmosphere wasting away afaik. NASA says a magnetic shield can be made theoretically to protect the planet again. \n\nLooks like any terraforming is going to take a couple of hundred of millions of years too. ",
"why not have the last stage turn into a basic glider? Instead of parachuting down it glides down?",
"\"I can plant a potato there, and there, and there, and there.\"",
"Starring Matt Damon as Jonah in the belly of a whale ",
"The magnetic field is always stated as a problem, but is apparently a very minor factor. The main issue is the low escape velocity. If we manage to build an atmosphere (crashing a bunch of comets or something) it would stay for millions of years ",
"I think making the pictures look cooler is helpful to generate public support for increased funding. A lot of space looks pretty boring.",
"I had this vague memory of reading something back when we were getting the first pictures it sent that they were black and white and colorized afterwards. There was some dispute/discussion about how red the ground and sky was and how it should look more like it was out somewhere in Arizona... something something colored after the fact at NASA. Maybe it was that it did look like Arizona and they had adjusted those pictures to be redder and I assumed they were starting with black and white pictures.\n\nAnyway, when was Elon planning on sending the car sized car again?",
"Space whale ",
"You know, that scene was actually praised by reptile experts, who wrote letters to...ahh never mind.",
"It wouldn't affect the orbit? It's basically because the axis of rotation (a line through the 'poles') always points in the same direction. Imagine there's a point in the middle of a field you want to 'orbit' yourself around, and the direction you point your finger represents this axis of rotation. If you were to point your finger north-east, then when going around this point in the field you continue to point north-east. If you pointed straight up, orbiting the centre you'd continue to do so too... this is how angular momentum and thus the axis of rotation behaves for orbiting bodies.\nYour question is asking if you'd be able to point at the centre all the time, you can't do that while maintaining the same direction of finger pointing.\n\nYou can however always have a face pointing at the centre. If you were the point straight up and spin around at juust the right rate, as you orbited, you'd accomplish just that. The Moon does that with the Earth, Mercury does that with the Sun. ",
"Beautiful, so like home.",
"Nigga that's Tatooine",
"More than enough to kill a cat if one were to get in its way I should think. ",
"the fact that it is not 900 is somewhat annoying. That said, this means a super-trebuchet could launch it 3km",
"Science is astonishing",
"Might sound silly, but I'm surprised for some reason that the sky is blue",
"If I am not mistaken, the coloring is added later, no?",
"> raw image source\n\nYeah but that doesn't really say anything about what it actually looks like down there to our human eyes. The raw image you shared looks like a log-file, which in video production gets color-corrected, then color-graded. In film etc on earth, the before and after look something like [this](http://cs618619.vk.me/v618619814/3d63/0TmPObuNFbQ.jpg)\n\nTo my eyes, it looks like they graded the image to make the sky look blue (like on earth), but this is not necessarily what it would look like indeed.\n\nYour redacted image by the way, actually looks like the original log file, but with more contrast, so looks like you reverse engineered right, kudos!",
"Dude, it *is* a car.",
"Ho lee fuk the stars you can see without any light pollution whatsoever is amazing. ",
"That it isn’t 900kg leads me to suspect someone had a goal that it be *under* 900kg. ",
"What a shit hole ",
"Yea. Me too. Or the size of a lawnmower. ",
"Actually, color cameras use a lot of energy, better to get specific bandpasses of materials of interest and rebuild it. ",
"The Martian atmosphere is about 0.6% of Earth's mean sea level pressure, a glider big enough to support 900kg would be enormous.",
"[Curiosity has 17 cameras.](https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/malin-4.html#.WnCAuKiWZPY). The hazard avoidance cameras are used most often and are black and white.",
"Get that damn woman out of the way!",
"Sojourner looks cute compared to the other two.",
"Too bad the pod race was already over.",
"This looks just like the Planet Hoth from the book Harry Potter: Return of the King where he had his final fight against Edward Cullen to win the Hunger Games. ",
"Phhht, I know Yuma when I see it.",
"Feb 6",
"And yet, if you check nasas website for the rover it has a color camera. ",
"It's a photoshopped composite image as indicated in the description. ",
"I mean, Uranus does. It's axis of rotation is 98 degrees. Meaning the north pole will face the sun at one end of its orbit, and the south pole will face the sun at the other end.\n\nCan a single pole always face the sun? No. You could have have a single hemisphere always point at the sun, but that would necessitate the axis of rotation be perpendicular to the orbital plane. (See tidal locked orbits, ala our moon, which always has the same hemisphere pointed at earth.)",
"“In your face, Neil Armstrong”",
"Beautiful",
"I was always thinking that it was smaller ",
"My personal name for them: fuck-o-rams",
"Does anyone else want to visit Mars but know that they will never be able to?",
"Here's the original from 2015 https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/7496/\n\nAnd for those wondering about colours:\n\n> The colors are adjusted so that rocks look approximately as they would if they were on Earth, to help geologists interpret the rocks. This \"white balancing\" to adjust for the lighting on Mars overly compensates for the absence of blue on Mars, making the sky appear light blue and sometimes giving dark, black rocks a blue cast.\n\nEdit: [someone else posted source images and unmodified original for comparison](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tvnfk/new_nasa_photos_from_mars_only_seem_to_bring_the/dtg2lyu/)",
"Yes it is. Not sure how that changes anything I said though. ",
"So living on Mars would be like living in a gravel pit...got it.",
"Just terraform it... real quick.",
"Reminds me of that song “stairway to heaven” by Peter Gabriel.",
"Wasn't he in the band Tenacious Devo?",
"Little known fact: Tatooine was actually filmed on mars, as Lucas couldn't afford to fly the crew to the real Tatooine on the film's low budget!",
"TIL!",
"Huh, this must be what PUBG designed Miramar after.",
"We have all of this information over at /r/curiosityrover, if you're interested. \n\nHere's a good description of the cameras aboard Curiosity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_(rover)#Mast_Camera_(MastCam)\n\ntl;dr: there are several true color cameras aboard the Curiosity rover. ",
"They're called mounds, and they are carved over billions of years from wind.",
"World's smallest scientist standing next to solar system's largest rover. You won't believe what happens next!",
"Yeahhhhh... that's earth....",
"It's cool to see what another planet looks like, but I don't see what the point of colonizing Mars is unless it's just to gather research on how to colonize another planet. Because by the time the Sun goes Supernova it'snot going to matter if we're off earth and sitting on Mars by then, Mars is going to be destroyed as well. We need to be out of our solar system.",
"Watched downsizing last night, he has to stop getting stuck small too. Seriously the guys life is just one fuck up after the next. Somehow he always makes it through though. ",
"Look pretty similar to when I go camping. It amazes me that most people miss out on this. No wonder they only think about themselves. ",
"We downsize them. I think I watch a documentary with Matt Damon. ",
"Wow that is unbelievably beautiful...can't wait until humans start going there.\n\nWho am I kidding, Mars will be populated by robots and the AI there will learn how to build new robots using mars soil and there will be a surge of building them until mars is covered with robots and it'll be our child-spawn which will go out and colonize the universe ",
"That looks like a picture of the desert in the southwestern USA.",
"Well fuck ",
"Earth just got a little less special. ",
"good",
"That picture is from Mexico, not Mars. \n\nSource: I've seen Breaking Bad",
"Looks like a good spot for a casino. ",
"It's a composite of real photos.",
"It’s because he is off brand Brad Pitt. Gotta keep him around just Incase something happens.",
"Haven't seen much of brad pitt lately. I would say he is the new brad pitt. ",
"Like when my wife conceded for me to buy a new TV. \"But I dont want a huge one; 50\" is too big.\" I came home with a 48.5\" TV. \n",
"It looks like Arizona."
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"Oh c'mon, John sits there all day taking shit from people whenever they feel the need, and the go and piss on him like this? Years of dedication flushed down the drain. ",
"Aw :(",
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"Where was that taken?",
"\"Art Ally\" is Rapid City, SD",
"*in",
"Without that car it'd be a great photo in my opinion.",
"I could really do without the creepy baby glaring at me every day, but the rest of it is *awesome*."
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"Nice!",
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"Are you going to meow all day little kitty, or are you going to bite",
"use the Litterbox Story",
"Yeah, but I don't purr because society says I have to!",
"Straight Outta Catpton",
"The one on the left doesn't tip.",
"Mr Orange has a twin ",
"\"and that was 'love goes where my catnip grows' \"",
"Someone should photoshop leisure suits onto those cats.",
"includes the infamous scene where Top Cat cuts off Officer Dibble's ear",
"starring Hairy Cattail",
"They are about to drop an album.",
"A Catwork Orange",
"What was that?",
"Kittens With Attitude",
"/r/animalalbumcovers",
"They're just lookin' for some happiness",
"\"Why am I Mr. Pink?\"",
"Four or five focused felines fleeing felonies\n",
"Harbor cats in Japan don't fuck around...",
"Bravo. ",
"Well what do you expect from the Catuza ? "
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Reservoir Cats
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[
"Great work!",
"Looks wonderful but if it falls to the floor won't the jewelry spill out? Or is that mechanism tight?",
"The latch holds it shut. Hopefully they never drop it though! ",
"Is your friend marrying a man or a woman?",
"Can you not infer that from the way i spelled fiance? ",
"I was just checking. The lack of an accent on the E made me uncertain of whether the spelling was intentional or not. (A surprising number of folks don't realize that there's a difference between the two versions of the word.)\n\nAnyway, congratulations to the both of them, and well done on the box!",
"Thanks! ",
"Your friend asked you...use your hands...to give his fiance wood?\n\nMust be one of those open marriages.",
"Even worse... He paid me money to do it. ",
"Nice work if you can get it, I suppose."
] | 10 |
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Finally finished this handcarved jewelry box for a friend to give to his fiance
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[
"Damn Iraq looks nice during winter",
"Iran is a pretty large country. The latitude of northern tip of Iran is about the same as NYC and the south the same as Miami. ",
"Dude, you are mistaken Iran with Iraq. The picture posted is IRAN, [This is IRAQ](https://youtu.be/xcjLEwZqcQI?t=1m12s)",
"*When it snow, I ran*",
"I’m guessing that’s the joke",
"I was shocked when I found out Iran even has a rain forrest region. ",
"Any good skiing in Iran? ",
"Yes , there are 4 international ski resorts around Tehran.\nyou can search them by:\n1- Tochal ski resort \n2- Shemshak ski resort\n3- Dizin Ski resort\n4- Darbandsar Ski resort",
"Snow like, didn’t see that coming",
">I was shocked when I found out Iran even has a rain forrest region. \n\nFun fact: rain forrests are the world's largest natural source of extra r's. Through careful environmental stewardship and sustainable harvesting, it is hoped that by 2035 no one from Boston will ever have to \"pahk his cah\" again.",
"Man, if someone told me \"hey look at this picture of colorado\" I would not have doubted it.",
"How do the hills and mountains in the back not have snow but the valley is covered?",
"TIL Iran is a city in Ohio",
"Somebody didn't click the link...",
"Snow **and** swimming pools .... ",
"They actually stuffed their missing r's into other words. For example, drawing becomes drawring in Massachusetts.",
"minus the chemtrails",
"We've known it has snowed in Iran for a while ... what we needed to know is if instead of members of LGBTQ off of rooftops did it snow frozen crystallized H20\n\nYou provided . Thanks\n\nEdit:\n\nSomeone down voted and pointed out the snow angel you see is actually the indentation of a gay guy from when he hit the pavement. Op provided evidence of both. Thanks op. ",
"Why then is ‘Iran’ an anagram of’Rain’? It’s not ‘Wons’ or ‘Nows’",
"It snows in some parts of Saudi Arabia too, believe it or not.",
"It's the kind of hipocracy you would expect from a country run by oppressive islamic ruler.",
"Bigger houses than I imagined. Looks very nice.",
"This made me think of Zootopia. ",
"So Iran is a middle class suburb of LA?",
"Honestly it looks like it could be a highbrow South Park ",
"ok this is good",
"Did it snow before or after they executed a women for showing her hair in public?",
"But don't go there if you are a women, gay, liberal, like to drink, or are an atheist. Among other things.",
"I imagined thats what it looked like.. white and fluffy",
"That’s not a very nice thing to say about Iran. ",
"Looks like Colorado, I mean my area looks exactly like that.",
">highbrow South Park\n\nSoDoSoPa?",
"I haven't seen south park in a while but isn't that abandoned? ",
"Yeah it gets destroyed and abandoned or something, I honestly don't really remember. But for a moment in time it was as luxurious as south park gets. ",
"This almost looks like a real place. With houses and streets and electricity and books and businesses and people who do things besides murder all the innocents of the world. They even have windows. Maybe the media isn't telling us the whole story sometimes. Hmmmmmm.......",
"They show this in the movie Argo.",
"But how well can they drive in it?",
"Why do we want to bomb them, again...?",
"Wasn't this also taken in the 70's like all the other photos if Iran.",
"How about not going there if you don't want to follow THEIR laws.",
"Thanks. Commented on the thread about the woman who removed her hijab. It looked snowy and I thought Iran was a desert.",
"I don't understand how anyone can speak with rhotic pronunciation without feeling self-conscious. \n \nYou sound like weirdos!",
"Am Iranian. Where is this picture from? 🤔",
"“Fuck you guys don’t look at my pool”",
"Looks like Canada to me. ",
"So weird not to see snow on the mountains behind",
"Look at all that global warming destruction!",
"Interestingly the swimming pool is heavily fenced, probably to protect the modesty of women against prying eyes. Is this a legal requirement in Iran?",
"When it snowden, I ran",
"or american",
"There is snow on the mountain, the mountain at the back is covered with trees. That's why you see too much of white. I took this picture and I can send you the original to zoom in",
"I drove very well\n",
"I have probably saw your comment then it came to my mind to post one of my pictures from a snowy day in Iran",
"It's Royan in Mazandaran ",
"The mountains at the back are also covered with trees and snow ",
"This is a residential complex in northern iran where mostly Tehranian people have a villa there to spend weekends. the swimming pool is being used by all the villa owners. from 9am-1pm women only use, from 2pm- 6pm men use it. and at the night time families and friends can book it for private use. It is kinda legal.",
"No i took it in winter 2017 (last year)",
"Mercy :)",
"Hi Donald.",
"How many of those houses have basement bars? 70% 80% 90%?\n\nOr is that a Teheranian thing only?",
"Most of them, these villas are owns by tehranian people mostly. so it's same as tehran or even better. the land is cheaper and it's close to caspian sea. in summer time lots of young people travel to north (3-4 hours of driving) to have fun",
"amazing ",
"Good ol' Teheran :D",
"California has rainforests as well.",
"The one time the white stuff just sits around there.",
"This gives me an idear",
"Well......someone just told you this was a picture of Iran. ",
"I think there are people who tick all those boxes.",
"I bet most people think Iran is total desert(hot)",
"Where do all the extra t's people add to 'across' come from?",
"Cuz *that* makes it ok./s\n\n \"It's their laws/culture, who are we to judge?\" A country that doesn't have lynch mobs executing gays for being gay, for one.",
"Crazy, so what elevation are you at? Where I am (California) that much snow would be close to the timber line (10k ft.).",
"Looks like snow",
"[Here is a homosexual American man who went to Iran and came back just fine:] (https://weblogtheworld.com/formats/featured/travel-to-iran)\n\nHere is a paragraph from his article. It specifically is good for you to read:\n\n\"To my fellow Americans, I hope you will follow in my footsteps, even though the visa process is tedious, and even though we’ve been told for the better part of four decades that Iranians are our enemies. If you can’t or won’t want to travel to Iran, please listen more than you speak.\"",
"This is not just a random city in Iran. From the shape of the roofs I'll say it is one of the cities close to Caspian Sea. A regular city would look like this: http://orujtravel.com/en/city/isfahan/",
"What city/village is this?",
"Hey!",
"It snowed after they signed on to the Paris climate accord",
"I thought it was a suburb of Denver",
"How certain are we that this is snow, and not salt?",
"I wish I could axe a linguist what they do with the surplus of under utilized letters. ",
"Are you serious or you r just kidding? ",
"Rouyan, Mazandaran province ",
"Believe or not this is by the Caspian sea where the elevation is -30 meters below the sea level ",
"Yes unfortunately ",
"I was not",
"Star wars",
"That’s good",
"Thanks",
"Wlcm",
"No Sir. [Americans can visit the country freely](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXz3BmOZ0Y)",
"> But don't go there if you are a women, gay, liberal, like to drink, or are an atheist.\n\nThese are problems for the CITIZENS of the country. If you are a tourist, nobody is gonna fucking grab you by the collar and ask you if you're gay or liberal. I don't understand how sexuality even matters if you're going to the country for a week. \n\nIf you're any of those things, you'll be fine. Unless you have an irrestible urge to walk up to a government official and tell him you're a lesbian alcoholic liberal Atheist. ",
"I don't think I've heard of a women being executed for that, but if they did, gonna say it was probably in the 80's. So before and after.",
"Kiss another man in public in Russia or Iran and see if it matters. ",
"that's interesting because Im American and have a great time when I visit there. Americans just need to learn that not everywhere is America and we have to follow other countries rules when were there. NO matter how stupid they are. "
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Many of you were wondering if it snows in Iran. Yes it does and it looks like this...
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[
"On the back is an advert featuring [Thomas Edison selling \"grape nuts\".](https://i.imgur.com/tFjr1nA.jpg) ",
"I'll give you 'bout three fiddy for that!",
"\"Read page there first\"? What is on page 3? Nudes?"
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I was clearing out the spare room when I found an original copy of the first ever Daily Mirror from November 2nd, 1903.
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[
"Par for the course in this administration.",
"> administratiom\n\nFTFY",
"Ain't nobody got time for spell check!",
"Damm I knew I missed somethimg.",
">Uniom\n",
"Please tell me CBS,ABC, FOX or some other news agency got a hold of this! ",
"Why would you draw an arrow pointing to a word that's not misspelled?",
"Fake news. The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.",
"Jesus OP! WTF? I'm anger laughing right now!",
"Union is the word misspelled - it's written out as \"Uniom\". \n\nIt is NOT Trump, despite OP drawing an arrow specifically to Trump. ",
"It's on Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi's Facebook page.",
"Sorry, I didn't draw the arrow. I found this on Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi's Facebook page."
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This typo inviting congress to the "State of the Uniom"
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[
"Photo by Bulent Kilic\n\n\n\"March 12, 2014\n\nA young girl, wounded during clashes near Taksim Square in Istanbul, Turkey.\n\nViolence broke out between riot police and people attending the funeral procession of 15-year-old Berkin Elvan. He had been hit on the head by a teargas canister while out buying bread, during anti-government demonstrations the previous June, and died following a nine-month coma. The June protests had begun over plans to develop the city’s Gezi Park into a mosque and shopping center, and had escalated into national expressions of opposition to what was seen as Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s growing authoritarianism. Elvan’s death triggered further anti-government protests across the country. Despite such opposition, Erdogan was elected as president of Turkey five months later.\"",
"great shot",
"I believe it won an award or two. ",
"I think you are right about that",
"You got it wrong, they sprayed her with the water cannon to be nice; they were trying to wash off the tear gas. /s",
"Quick, distract from the Iranian protests!",
"Still looking better than me",
"still hot!",
"r/rileyreid "
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Istanbul protester after being injured and sprayed with tear gas and water cannons, 2014
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[
"Was he buying Twinkies?",
"Good on you😀",
"😂 (he was getting soup and oranges) ",
"Visene perhaps?",
"\"If there's a steady paycheck in it, then yes.\"",
"Did you tell him about the Twinkie?",
"What about the twinkie?",
"Kowalski's Markets?",
"*WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNSTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN*",
"WHAT? ARE YOU SELLING CHOCOLATES?",
"https://m.imgur.com/ki1hdhz?r",
"This is an acceptable number of interactions to have prior to asking for a picture.",
"Who you gonna call?\n\nHe-Man!",
"And now he can never go back... ",
"I dunno why he didn't get more gigs",
"My little sisters did a movie with him and said he is the nicest person! He was very happy to take a picture with them too! Granted, they're 10 so they don't really know who he is, they were still pretty stoked. He just looks like such a friendly guy. ",
"Wegman’s?",
"What does he smell like?",
"The Nerds!",
"What about the packs!?! ",
"And very handsome",
"Loved him in Congo. ",
"232 credits to his name between now and '76. he's got a steady gig on grace and frankie and has four other things wrapping up this year. \n\ni'd say he's doing fine, but his work and your viewing haven't overlapped much(neither has mine, he's done shitloads of stuff i haven't heard of)",
"Based on this morning's reading it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.",
"he looks really damn good for 73. \n\nedit: over a third of direct responses to this were 'black don't crack' or some variation of. so much for the myth of reddit originality.",
"Like marshmallows still.",
"If there is a steady paycheck in it, he'll believe anything you say!",
"That's a big Twinkie.",
"That's a big Twinkie®.",
"I honestly wonder how often he is recognized nowadays. I hope that it made both your days",
"Marshmallow",
"I didn't recognize the name, but as soon as I saw the face, I knew who he was. ",
"Right? Seeing people like this is like the only thing that's more motivating than weight-shaming myself. Dude looks like he feels better than I felt most days in his 20s.",
"Maybe he noticed you wanted to take a picture in the first time, but noticed you were too embarrassed to ask. So he had to go back 99 times until you finally ask for a picture.\n\nIf he never come back to your store, you know happened.",
"I was always too nervous! The picture is bit blurry because I was shaking 😅",
"Nope!",
"You still have your headband on.",
"Probably a lot since he works a lot. ",
"/r/lookwhoimet",
"He has seen shit that'll turn you white.",
"So you get to see Ryan Stiles *and* Ernie Hudson at your work? What magical land is this?",
"He's the guy I will always meet at any convention that comes to town. Extremely kind and warm towards his fans.\n\nI remember the first time I met him was at a less attended con in Toronto, his line was non-existant so he was happy to just chitchat for about 20 minutes until someone else came up. ",
"Eeeeeekkkkk! So cool!",
"He worked with Brandon Lee, pretty cool. Ernies a legend, I'd be nervous too.",
"His IMDb page doesn't list Ghostbusteres under the Known For section.\n\nHow odd.",
"I feel he would have been a better Carl Weathers in arrested development, if only for that line. ",
"yeah, i saw him in Oz and he did a great job in that role. He pops up in a lot of stuff that I had no idea he was in and I've never seen him in a bad performance. ",
"That's Danny Glover.",
"So he probably had a cold. Maybe now you get to tell people you caught a Ghostbuster's cold.",
"Woah he let you have a pretty close picture too, that's normally the level of physical contact reserved for like family or S.O.",
"Kroger or Safeway?",
"Shame about the quality.\n\nAlso...\n\nBlack on blonde lololol... I kid of course. ",
"Is he shutting down Em City again? Did MacManus and his liberal agenda get someone stabbed? ",
"Idk I kind of think that Carl Weathers actually did a pretty good job of portraying Carl Weathers on that show.",
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"Was about to send you to r/killthecameraman for the blurry shot, but nervousness gets a pass in my book",
"Is it just me or does she look a lot like Michael Cera?",
"Naw",
"Happy cake day",
"I do have a more clear picture but I looked a little bit better in this one 🙈",
"lol not my best picture but that’ll happen. ",
"He's currently in [Grace & Frankie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_and_Frankie), which is a pretty good show.",
"Thanks!",
"NOT, ONLY GRAPES. AND WHY WE ARE SHOUTING?",
"Friend of mine got to meet him maybe ten years ago, still talks about how friendly he was, and how he didn't mind standing around and talking to a small group of folks for quite a while. Seems like a real gentleman.",
"Black dont crack.\nSource: am black and have not cracked",
"\"Have a nice day Warden!\"",
"He seems like a very cool guy, I’m jealous you got to meet him.",
"It's like they say, \"nobody weathers the Carl Weathers storm like Carl Weathers weathers the Carl Weathers weather.\"",
"He's fucking 73??? Jesus balls.",
"I love this town!",
"He's a straight-up hottie in Grace & Frankie. The man can really wear a cardigan. ",
"Just you.",
"I don't see hands in this photo. Ernie...have you learned nothing? ",
"This made me smile. Very sweet of both of you!",
"He’s a sweet guy. When we met, I hugged him and he smelled like a dad. \n\nEdit: my dad smells like coffee and mustache wax. ",
"I met him at a con once. Really nice guy.",
"I met him and asked for a hug, he gave me a big bear hug. I think he’s just like that. ",
"I thought this was the dude in the black and white video that really likes waffle fries FOR FREE",
"Just have Carl Weathers play Ernie Hudson, problem solved. ",
"E. Hud!",
"Came hoping someone had put up a variation of this line. \n\nMine was going to be something like **\"Did you offer him a job application, because if there's a steady paycheck in it....\"**",
"He looks like Adam Carolla!",
"this is the america we love!! not the current one!",
"I once applied for a job where one of the questions was \"Are you a Ducks or Beavers fan?\" I responded with [this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQVnIfxIs-0).\n\nI uh... didn't get the job. ",
"Being from Sweden I'm not an expert on \"football\", on what position did he play? Quarterback?",
"I'm pretty sure if you dyed his hair completely black he could play himself in a reboot of Ghostbusters. ",
"WHY ARE YOU EATING MY SESAME CAKES",
"\"I afraid of no selfie!\"",
"Maybe I'm an old man but I loved him as Warden Glynn on Oz.",
"You must have seen all the shit he’s seen!\n\nThat’s an awesome encounter OP congrats! :)",
"Was this at Kowalskis in Woodbury, MN?",
"Just have Carl Hudson play Ernie Weathers, problem solved.",
"Loves me some Ernie Hudson. Underrated for sure.",
"Did you mention anything about bustin or feel good? ",
"Now he can't go there anymore.",
"He's in Grace & Frankie on Netflix right now and that's such a great show. ",
"My favourite Ghostbuster",
"I'm half black half white, look early 20s but 30. My mom 46 looks like my damn sister! I'm half cracked",
"Seriously, dude looks 53 here",
"It was great meeting you!",
"Ask him for another!",
"\"Munroe Kelly - I'm your great white hunter for this trip though I happen to be black.\" ",
"How dare you",
"I LOVE THIS TOWWWWN!!!",
"Don't know why you were so nervous... If I were Ernie Hudson, I'd be happy to take a picture with you. ",
"I remember him more on OZ than ghostbusters.",
"I want to look like this when I'm 72 yo\n",
"He’s aged pretty well. Black don’t crack ",
"And play a farmer. A sexy sexy farmer.",
"I thought she looked like Shailene Woodley",
"That’s it, you’re in the hole.",
"Who is Ernie Hudson?",
"Hey! That's the guy that played Leslie Jones's uncle in *Ghostbusters*! ",
"Sort of... but did he complain about his parents and childhood for hours? That's how you can tell an authentic Carolla\n",
"Some would even say the *sexiest* of farmers",
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL!",
"have met him. Can confirm he is friendly",
"Because *some* damn fool accused me of being the best.",
"morcilla for dinner",
"First time I've ever heard of him",
"Wait the guy from ghost busters is also Frankie’s boyfriend in Grace and Frankie?",
"Lunds and Byerlys?",
"I came looking for a comment about Oz to see if it was him! I loved Oz!",
"He always struck me as a cool dude. Glad he is.",
"I hate that I almost binged the new season in almost 3 days 😭 The Good Place is going to be ending soon too 😵",
"Posted at the same time as CrimsonPig, but half the karma.. That'll teach you the importance of capitalizing proper nouns.\n\nEdit: You cheeky sneaky reddit editor. ",
"problem Just Hudson, play weathers have. solved Ernie Carl",
"Like cottage cheese stuffed into a football helmet.",
"Who?",
"He is the original Idris Elba.",
"Damn, your sister looks old as fuck.",
"So lucky! He was the man in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. \n\n\nI always celebrate this man. ",
"Kowalski's in Burnsville I assume?",
"He was at a local Comic Con after party a couple of years ago. Fun to drink with.",
"He's still in great shape!",
"Aw he's snuggled right up to you! What a good day! ",
"This does look like a Wegmans",
"omfg is that the Kowalski's in Eagan? Ive been to that store a bunch of times! ",
"My first thought as well. Same lighting, very similar interior. ",
"I read this as Carl Winslow for a second til you mentioned arrested dev.",
"Tell him about the Twinkie ~~Ray~~ Egon.",
"Have met him can confirm is a good boy",
"Sleeping makes me feel good",
"Chapters? Lol",
"So this site is openly promoting cuck propaganda now? So obvious, no wonder this place is dying and other sites of all stripes hate it.",
"Silly snowflakes not realizing you really dgaf as long as you get a paycheck.",
"He’s fucking amazing.",
"I think this just happened. So, the current one. ",
"Fuck that props guy.",
"I bet he buys a lot of brisket. ",
"Am nurse. Can confirm. Have seen many older back people that look 20 years younger than they are. \n\nEdit: lol. Too funny to correct. ",
"Passive jelly?",
"Man, I love that film.",
"ummm... thats not a NORMAL pic. My dude clearly likes himself some white chocolate. \n\nFuck, I wont even touch heads like that with my sister.",
"Do you check everyone's Reddit age out of habit, or is there some trick to knowing when someone's cake day is?\n\nEdit: I think I understand, but maybe if someone else tells me in a slightly different way, I'll get it.",
"nah america of today is generally racist. been there last week.. ‘very welcoming country’ unfortunately this is just the minority",
"Because my mom is my sister. Thanks white dad...",
"I had \"tell him about the Twinkie\" as the system sound for warning pop-ups on an old computer of mine. It made those pop-ups a lot less annoying.",
"Damn I love that show. I wish more people liked it. I've been getting my friends into it by telling them it's kind of like a geriatric Broad City.",
"Someone said he was in Congo. He was that dude? Love that line!!",
"Please, have some sesame cakes.\n\n\n\n**HAVE SOME**",
"Damn backs! \n^/s",
"Confirm can met. Boy a good is him have.",
"Martin's?",
"Ernie's the guy on the left, right?\n\nI'd guess you work at a Sport Chalet, but they're OOB",
"I have forever known this actor as “hey it’s that friggin guy” ",
"which one is Ernie Hudson?",
"This job definitely ain't worth eleven five a year!",
"I also got a chance to meet him at Toronto Comicon . While waiting in line to meet him, he came out, gave everyone a hug and said thank you to everyone for coming out. Super nice guy.",
"Have read this thead. Can not confirm. Might be dog.",
"I remember right after I graduated college, I had moved to a nearby city, and I kept seeing this girl from HS I knew but never really interacted with (I went to a very small HS where everyone knew the life story of everyone else, even the people they didn't talk to) on my way to work on the sidewalk. I figured she would think I was a creep if I was like \"hey so and so, remember me? u/weaksidewing?\" Just seemed kind of cringey. I even changed up my route to avoid her because I also *hated* running into people from HS. \n\nI did wind up at a party *full* of people I did get along with in HS, and was relaying this anecdote, and my friend is sort of a agog. \n\n\"You mean you saw them like five-six times and *never* said hello? Isn't that creepy in itself?\"\n\n\"...fuck.\" \n\nSo, I'd argue not only is there an acceptable number of interactions before you do something like this, I'd go a step further and say that deliberately avoiding a social cue after so many interactions is actually a faux pas. \n\n",
"Baby, you got a stew goin'",
"\"I'm your great white hunter for this trip, though i happen to be black.\"",
"good bot",
"If this is an honest question, it comes off as cute and innocent but it shouldn’t be allowed to. Either way. Made me chuckle. ",
"!redditgarlic",
"I'm halfway through season 2 and I was really excited when he showed up earlier in the show, so seeing him more has been a real treat. He's great! ",
"I have this crack in my lower back that has been leaking raw sewage about 4-6 times a week since I could remember.",
"Not ok for the employer to ask about your religious affiliation!",
"If you were blacker you wouldn't be half cracker.",
"That's a good lookin 72.",
"booo not cool.",
"he hit that",
"A period is one. (.) An ellipses is three (...) What you have done sir is abomination. ",
"You kind of look like JJ from Criminal Minds",
"Arabian Camel Deed Velveteen Josh Plush Hurry Prowl Toss",
"It's actually so good. My girlfriend had to keep suggesting it over and over until I finally broke down and agreed to watch it, and I'm so glad I did. It's great!",
"Met him at Austin Comic-Con and took a photo with him in 2010, he was nothing but a gentlemen and a kind soul. I'll always remember that. ",
"Yeah guys, i'm gonna go with this one.",
"\"Tell him about the Twinkie.\"",
"A couple years ago at Comic con I was dressed as a giant baby head while wearing military gear and had a sign that said \"I <3 Call of Doody\". I was walking by his booth and he actually sent his runner over to me and asked me to come meet him because he wanted to see my outfit and read the sign.\n\nSo essentially what I'm saying is I'm so famous Ernie wanted to meet me! Also he is way cool and a great guy. I'd love to meet him again. ",
"Ernie who???",
"I peed next to him at a urinal at MonsterMania in Cherry Hill, NJ a couple of years ago. We made eye contact, and he just nodded his head and said 'sup. I nodded back but was too flabbergasted to respond verbally. When I left the restroom, I excitedly told my girlfriend. She immediately asked if we'd crossed the streams. I knew then and there I'd marry that woman, and I did.\n\nErnie was there as part of a Crow reunion Q&A, which was great all around.",
"Try using more lotion. always good for cracking skin.",
"Gus' dad",
"What about the Twinkie?\n",
"This just feels like a Dierberg's encounter.",
"Love that man's voice. Someone should pay him to read everything out loud and give him the proceedes for using it for all the things...ever.",
"Do you believe in the Bible?",
"That’s pretty cool.",
"It shows it next to the person’s name, at least on mobile in the updated version.",
"He's an actor, probably most famous for his roles in Ghostbusters and the TV show Oz.",
"There’s a little cake next to their name, at least on mobile there is.",
"Winston! I'm surprised he's okay after getting hit by that ghost train. ",
"\"Johnny and the Mothers are playing Stompin' at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.\"",
"Amy, good gorilla",
"Bad move. He just sucked your life force. Tomorrow you'll wake up all wrinkled and withered while he'll wake up still looking just like he did in the 80s except for a little fake grey put in there to throw us off. You're not fooling anyone Ernie!",
"Same. Currently doing a rewatch of that show. It's great.",
"Hey Ghostbusters, mayor wants to see you guys.",
"He didn't say that line. ",
"There is a little cake icon next to their name showing their anniversary. ",
"#BackLivesMatter",
"I bet he gives great hugs. OP?",
"Whose Ernie Hundson?",
"There’s a tiny cake icon next to the username indicating a celebration of some kind. On mobile, anyway. ",
"Kowalski's?",
"I'd just like to say thanks for naming the person you're taking the picture with in the title, instead of \"LOOK WHO I MET!!\" and then a random picture of 14 different people, one of whom is mildly famous.",
"Who",
"Looks like a Wawa to me lol",
"He is hardly changed at all",
"On the desktop version there's a little cake that appears next to their username.\n\nOn some mobile versions it shows up as well",
"The cake next to their name is a bit of a giveaway. ",
"Who You Gonna Call ?",
"Blurry! Darn the luck!",
"This is the most fun thing I’ve ever said out loud.\n\nSay it with Morgan Freeman’s cadence and you’ll have a blast.",
"I hate to be the one but it's \"Uh … if there's a steady paycheck in it? I'll believe anything you say.\"",
">That's a big Twinkie\n\n[exhales cigarette smoke from nostrils]\n\n",
"Who???",
"Not crack the drug",
"This picture is blurry, you should probably get a better one.",
"Ernie Hudson - When is this girl gonna ask me to take a picture? I've been in here a hundred times?",
"Jealous.. hes a good actor, And good on you for being respectful, I dont think Id be able to contain my self.. ahah ",
"What's the next Reddit?",
"He looks so high in this pic, no wonder dude sees ghosts.",
"Well worth a rewatch.\n\nSource: Seen it 5 or 6 times over 10 years.",
"#MeToo",
"I’m on mobile so it may be different. There’s always a little slice of cake next to someone’s username if it’s their cake day. :) ",
"\"Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?\"\n\n\"....I thought I'd use your front door\" ",
"He’s seen shit that will turn you WHITE!",
"You need to post this shit in 4chan greentext over at /r\n\nMake sure you add hiw she asked you for a blow job, and you said you hate your ears being messed with.",
"I loved his performance in his new [music video](https://youtu.be/ihYWpi77csY)",
"My reddit app is stuck here, and I don't even remember opening this thread. Help.",
"Did *I do* that?",
"Naw man. This is the majority. The thing is, good news and happy endings don’t sell news because they leave most people feeling inadequate about their lives. They lack drama. So, we hear about and remember the bad stuff and then tend to use those memories to use a broad brush to paint the whole picture. It’s just like a relationship. You can do 99 things right, but it’s that one F up that can tear the whole thing apart. \n\nAside from the division widening between liberal and conservative politics, there is a bonding happening behind the scenes with a vast majority of Americans. \n\nBut, even if you disagree with all of that, the fact still remains that this wasn’t a picture and meeting taken 60 years ago. In fact, you probably wouldn’t see this 60 years ago. This was taken in today’s America. ",
"Congo role was so good.\n\nMr Halmulcka....stop...eating...my sesame cake.\n\nMR HALMUCKA, STOP, EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!!",
"Tight:)",
"Amazing the amount of actors you see from Oz now adays. \n\nVern schillinger dude, that Irish dude who now is in insurance commercials, Said, Alvarez was in band of Brothers, adebisi is in everything, that female prison officer was Tony sopranos wife. \n\nThe list is endless ",
"I'd say what you did was a faux *pass*.",
"I met Ernie Hudson at Comic Con several years ago. He was without a doubt one of the nicest, most charming, and seemingly genuine celebrities I've ever met. ",
"Did you ask him about his time acting on Oz!? ",
"Huh? Does this really come ~~up~~ off as some creepy Incel shit? \n\nI should probably add that I have GAD/Depression, probably relevant context to my overthinking in that anecdote. \n\nEDIT: Gah fuck maybe sharing this anecdote was a mistake. \n\nEDIT: People are PMing me reassurances. Much appreciated but that edit was a joke that clearly didn't work. Thank y'all for the help. On a slightly serious note given the attention this is attracting, if you see yourself in that anecdote, might be worth talking to a therapist and letting a few trusted friends know. Anxiety is fueled by repression of oneself. ",
"That’s adorable! Kudos to you!! 🙂",
"\"Did you tell them about the Twinkie?\"",
"Am white. Look 12 and 30 at the same time",
"!redditsilver",
"You guys woulda looked way younger if you asked him the first time",
"I'll believe anything you say!",
"😅😂 I’ve always said hi and and asked him how he was doing but asking for a picture made me nervous! Thank goodness I took a few because I ended up with one non blurry but I liked this one a bit more :)",
"After that pic who you gonna call?",
"H",
"Dafuq is that ?",
"Can anyone tell me who he is? \nI am not american.",
"Whole Foods. ",
"The look when he goes to give him back the cigar.... legendary....",
"I would have used the scene from Bandits where he wakes up yelling \"Beavers and Ducks!\"",
"Ayyyyyy. \n\nThat's actually a pretty good one. ",
"No, because your sister looks 46.",
"UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!",
"One of his sons was my college roommate and I can confirm that he’s a nice guy and a goofball. \n\nHis son told me that he generally dislikes when people approach him in public, but if you interact regularly it’s cool. So, I guess what I’m saying is good job being cool about it!\n\n",
"Did you see all those people who've reached the age of 100 in Barbados? Haha give it time my friend ",
"I peed next to this man at a Con. We washed our hands and bullshitted for about 30 seconds before I realized who I was talking to and geeked as we walked out. Ill never forget that shit man. Good for you lol",
"Whole Foods in Brentwood",
"God that scene right there makes me so sad we lost Brandon Lee. Gifted actor and athlete. ",
"That is a man that can still bust any number of ghosts.",
"There's a cake next to their name. But only on mobile (apparently)",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rObnAFr4qr4",
"Same. The image of Chris Meloni's penis is seared into my brain.",
"Whole foods?!",
"OP has finally freed Ernie Hudson of the curse. ",
"He is an actor. He is an original ghostbuster :)",
"Bunch of people from the wire",
"He's an actor, he played in the Ghostbusters movies.",
"This would be funny if it wasn't Earnie Hudson but just some guy who is super confused.",
"Good source. 10/10",
"Who's a good boy?!",
"He's great in Grace and Frankie! Tell him I said so =)",
"\"Excuse me Mr. Hudson, are you a god?\"",
"I'm about 3/4 of the way through season 4. I havent watched it sinve it went off the air and I am loving it. Lots of weiners though.",
"Yeah, way to fuck up a steady income for your employers, OP.",
"I met him a few years back such a super nice guy!",
"He's an actor, most famously in the Ghostbusters movies.",
"i got 99 problems but a pictcha ain’t one",
"Wow! Eddie Murphy is getting old!",
"I imagine if you are pulling some residuals off of a marketing behemoth like Ghostbusters and live like a normal person you can probably make a nice life just picking the projects you want and being a nice guy. ",
"\"...nothing is trivial.\"",
"Hell, Lost was like an Oz reunion show.",
"Not trying to be a dick (it comes naturally) but how often do you troll the rising threads to get these early-mover advantage high karma yield replies? Are you addicted to karma? Maybe I'll request an AMA. You're not shifty enough for me. No offense btw, just curious. ",
"Are you the keymaster?",
"Came here for this.\n",
"He's the white fella right?",
"Who?",
"I'm a 43 year old bald man. \n\nBetween 20 and 25 I aged like two decades. Haven't aged a day since. \n\nI'll be 40 for the majority of my life.\n\nWhite ain't right. ",
"Ah shit, I have yet to see that movie!",
"He gets recognized all the time. One of his sons was my college roommate and the one time we all went out to dinner it seemed like every other person in the restaurant was staring at him or came to say hello. \n\n",
"Delta sonic? ",
"After another 100 interactions ",
"Oz",
"Every movie ever made would be better with Ernie Hudson in it.",
"You seem like a bundle of social anxiety, be more chill my dude. ",
"Omg Jacob!!!!!!",
"Which ones Earnie Hudson ",
"As a 35 year old is it too late for me to become black ",
"Original ghosbusters (1984) actor. And made a small cameo in the 2016 version. And has been in other things of course but I would imagine many would remember him most from ghostbusters.",
"Ernie has always been my favorite black ghostbuster.",
"Ernie Hudson gets a little close eh",
"Aww, I'm sure he appreciated a fan recognizing him! You might've made his day!",
"Seriously. What a simple exchange, but it hits like a ton of bricks. So many moments like that in the movie, straight to the feels....",
"My mom is totally in love with him due to the show, its adorable. ",
"If you've never seen 30 rock, Dean Winters/Ryan O'Riely (Allstate guy) is a fantastic scumbag boyfriend of Tina Fey.",
"I just started season 3 last night and I watched 3 episodes then forced myself to stop. I was like \"Stephani, your self control knows no bounds\" hahahaha ",
"Lol fav part in that entire movie....however that was Delroy Lindo....not Mr Hudson that said that line ",
">**If he never come back to your store, you know happened.**\n\nYup.\n",
"He was awesome in the crow!",
"Lucky. I'm cracking all over the damn place. Even in places I wasn't expecting it. ",
"*Egon",
" https://imgur.com/gallery/y4E1HVM",
"I met him once and he was not only nice but super funny. ",
"nah, i would love to be wrong on that but unfortunately if you are not a minority you won’t know about it. everything is a facade. being there is like under a siege if you are not of color. but lets face it racism exists everywhere whichever country you are from. the difference is in the extent and clearly modern america had already regressed. and many americans are still stuck in their bubbles.",
"Love his “ouch” line from Congo in the hot air balloon.",
"He's an actor, been in a lot of things. Notably the Ghostbusters movies which is where most people know him from.",
"This is nowhere near /r/killthecameraman quality.",
"I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but I gotta tell you: these things are real. Since I joined these men I have seen things that would turn you white!",
"lol. I was going to try to blend a crack/ cracker joke in there but you beat me on time AND eloquence. ",
"I really hope this is just a bad joke \n\n\nEdit: If anyone is wondering, they were saying \"Fuck you\" to OP because she put him in a situation where he would look like an asshole if he refused to take the picture.",
"I’m realizing that now - but that line is the best in the movie. I still quote it 20 years later.",
"I wish my boyfriend would watch it! I keep telling him it's so good - hopefully one day he'll give it a chance like you did! ",
"This is the kind of Hollywood career people dream of. Be a star? Sure, but have consistent work in Hollywood over the course of 40 years? That’s the American Dream.",
"Why would you put that sub reddit It gives me anxiety bc I want to know exactly what happened",
"I love The Crow",
"Bernie Hudson?!?",
"Ernie if you’re reading this please give the girl another chance!",
"How is it that 34 years later every (living) ghostbuster looks like the crypt-keeper...yet Ernie Hudson has barely aged a day?",
"Ernie Hudson married my two friends! They got married at Crypticon KC and he was a guest there. They help set up the convention. So they asked him and he ended up officiating their wedding, and then glad handing with all the wedding guests during the reception. Definitely the coolest ghost buster.",
"Which one is he?",
"Oh okay now he looks familiar! Thanks! ",
"“The next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” Sage advice from big Ern. ",
"I’ve heard he is very private but loves the fans as longer as they’re respectful and treat him like a real person. Looks like that is accurate!",
"Dude thats soooo cool xD",
"\"Gone!?! Bitch, we're still here!\"",
"I met him at a convention and told him his autograph sign was grammatically incorrect. He thanked me and was very kind.",
"It's big.",
"Wow. He's a beautiful person. ",
"Yes",
"You are so sweet! Love that you've explained the blur :) ",
"Is this in Minnesota? I thought I'd heard he lived in Minnesota somewhere.",
"I haven't even seen The Wire and i'm dreaming of an Oz with Michael K Williams and Idris Elba.",
"If you're only experience with America is \"been there last week\" maybe you shouldn't be so quick to slander an entire nation as racist ",
"yep still handsome af",
"Gelsons!",
"Prison secks",
"You are fine. Everything is fine. Calm down. Ok... Seriously. I’m sure you made his day. You did ours and we haven’t a clue who you are. It’s cool. Keep being awesome! :)",
"Don't worry about it. I heard they pee in closets and then their gonna talk shit to you",
"Solomon!",
"Cool! Hudson is cool. ",
"Wow, you're stupid. Ernie grew up in the early 60's when there was still segregation. If you think racism is widespread now, then I have some bad news about the past for you. Things are constantly getting better here.",
"If there's something weird\n\nAnd it don't look good\n\nWho you gonna call? ",
"> One of his sons was my college roommate\n\nAhh yes, Lone Starr Hudson!",
"This is the real reason \"black don't crack\". \n\nAs a black kid raised in a white neighborhood, some of my classmates used to literally make fun of my \"constant\" use of shea butter and jojoba oil. White people just don't realize how ashy are because it doesn't show on their skin.",
"No idea who that dude is. But congratsv",
"I don't even know why i'm surprised anymore .. my dad is nearly 70 and looks 50 , same with my mom .. and of course im 24 and still look 19 ",
"This feels like a HIPPA violation",
"Please ask him to do an AMA! He would be awesome!",
"Dennis Duffy, the Beeper King!",
" One of the cooks I used to work with misspelled \"Baked potato soup\" on the entrance bulletin menu one day in the form of \"backed potato soup\". I still try to fit that in to my trolls when I talk to him 7 years later. Also I'm still trying to imagine what a \"backed potato\" is, exactly. Doesn't seem good though. ",
"I'm convinced watching this movie as a child is what got me smoking",
"You're funny, buddy.",
"Til I'm half black... Mom?",
"that's a big twinkie.",
"That’s so awesome!!! ",
"Yeah, I mean, I'm sure you got to meet Americans from all corners of the country in a week.",
"You take that back, Motherfucker!",
"There it is",
"Who?",
"*Much* better now, thank you though. I was diagnosed with GAD/Depression like two years later and most of my social circles know. That dude then and me now are pretty much two different people. I was just sort of trying to convey my thought process at the time, and that edit was just sort of half-joking. ",
"I don’t know your technology preference, but if it is a Live Photo on an iPhone, you can select an individual frame. I’ve caught some awesome pictures that I originally thought were useless. Anyway, that’s awesome you get to have regular interactions with him. ",
"Can always give the classic head nod from a distance. ",
"So America just suddenly got racist.",
"Can confirm. Am white and have cracked.",
"And 9 months later she was a single mother.",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/en5gPUf",
"Ghostbusters dude",
"Well that’s great to hear! Glad you got a handle on things. Live long and well, friend! ",
"\"Black dont crack\" apparently.\n\nSeriously. This guy is 72! Jesus, he looks fantastic!",
"god i loved that movie",
"Yes, I watch Grace and Frankie and his character makes me feel funny. I'm forty years younger than him and find him extremely attractive haha",
"I do have a non blurry picture it just wasn’t quite as good as this one because I leaned away (I didn’t want to make him uncomfortable) but then He leaned in and i started to shake. Whoops. ",
"Low key racist haha, if only you said basketball.",
"No thanks I quit smoking. ",
"Wiiiinnnston",
"I've always thought he was a good actor. Glad to know he's a nice guy too.",
"Power perceived is power achieved!",
"Here I am thinking that Ernie Hudson should make a comeback. I just checked his Wikipedia page, dude has been busy af. Just not in stuff I'd typically watch. Nice to see a talent like his not go to waste.",
"What propaganda?",
"MAY I FUCK MY WIFE, SIR?!",
"You mean r9k?",
"Carl Weathers never did bother old Andy again. ",
"Do you work at wegmans??",
"Halfrican",
"Ohhhhh shiiiiit! That’s awesome. ",
"Yeah, more like Blurry Hudson",
"He-Man!",
"Definitely didn't know Ernie Hudson was a Caucasian woman ",
" Ah so black people are dogs. Good to know! ^^^^^^^/s",
"I'm not going to edit the post, cause that shit's taboo, BUUUUT. I got home and saw this and feel bad cause if you knew how much I love ghostbusters, then you would understand how I feel the hate is justified. Thank you for pointing it out seriously. ",
"Who's Ernie Hudson? Looks like an ordinary black man to me.",
"Damn! That girl is hot! 😍🔥😘",
"You're in better hands than you should be",
"Ex Marine and Yale drama graduate.",
"My favorite interaction is between him is between him and Mahoney. \n\nGlen: Keller, what do you want? \n\nKeller: I got to get back to gen pop. \n\nGlenn: Look. I got you protective custody and I brought you skin magazines. \n\nKeller: How many times can a guy jerk off in a day? \n\nGlenn: I don’t know. Depends on the guy. \n",
"No I don’t ",
"Sick b8 m8",
"A backed potato comes with a guarantee! ",
"Not exactly the same... but anyone remember the acoustic-guitar peddling dude Esteban? Used to come into the music store where I worked, in Florida. Always tried haggling, always seemed bitter. I took his credit card once, looked at it, saw his name was Stephen. Cracked me up. \n\nAlso, our guitar tech told me that his guitars were the biggest pieces of crap out there and he was getting tired of fixing all of them when they came for servicing. So yea, I never asked for a picture.",
"That's because he's the best black Ghostbuster. ",
"Wow, most employers would fire an employee for this.",
"You're joking right",
"Should’ve responded with unicycle racing fan because Oregon ",
"If you’re having celebrity interaction problems\nI feel bad for you son\nI’ve had 99 interactions\nBefore a pic was done",
"How ya gonna ask?",
"Black don’t crack unless they smoke it!",
"Monroe Kelly. He was probably the best thing about that movie. Too bad Bruce Campbell didn’t have a larger role.",
"That's cool. Also ",
"This is ice soap tier",
"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GREAT WHITE HUNTER!!!! ",
"Did he ever wear the Ghostbusters uniform while shopping? :P ",
"I use bacon reader, can't confirm (no cake day icon but I see it on desktop)",
"It's Kowalski's! I've been to that location haha",
"Op: “Do you mind if I put this on reddit?”\n\nErnie: “I ain’t afraid of no post.”",
"I'm gonna guess he has no issue with attractive young females recognizing him and approaching him in public. ",
"I just googled who this is and it said this dude is 72 years old.......\n\nWTF?!! ",
"You might even say, Spooky?",
"Yeah touching your heads together like that is really odd to me.",
"Whole Foods?",
"He is great in the crow and Congo ",
"Awesome! My Ghostbuster story involved meeting Harold Ramis at a film screening when I was in college. He chatted with us for a little bit, then checked his watch and said \"I gotta go or my wife will kill me\" and left. Very Ramis, very awesome.",
"In my experience most people who quit here on average move to imgur, funnyjunk, 4chan, or even \"normal\" sites like Facebook. Like a parting of the Red Sea between normals and weirdos/edgelords. Reddit was always in an awkward spot of people too weird or outcast for Facebook but too pussy or sensitive for imageboards like 4chan and small forums.",
"You too",
"Im starting to feel bad now...just take a deep breath and practice saying hi to strangers. ",
"Oh okay, well the reddit app just updated it the last couple months or something like that, it is fairly similar to the OP icon too so it gets a little confusing.",
"I would have just yelled WHO YOU GONNA CALL and waited for him to be the first to answer then I’d be like what’s up bro weren’t u in that one movie sup bro can I get a selfie aight aight peace later holla at ya boy type thing",
"the fact that people are already denying it when its pretty obvious is appalling but whatever goes mate. nothing will improve by ducking heads down under the sand and pulling wool over the eyes.\n\nso should we all say be happy that all’s well? no racism at all in america and its all going normal and fine?\n\nthat’s the impression you are pressing at - ignorance. great country.",
"It was pretty much the whole crew, not just one guy.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/i2PCesFbhwI",
"I always assumed he would be. ",
" You missed the first mover advantage. ",
"Man, I am a grown ass man, born under the administration of a peanut farmer. I saw GB in the theatres when I was like 10, still one of my favorite movies of all time. ",
"Nah, just a really bad troll that has to wake up early for Mommy to take him to school.",
"Haha!!! Same ",
"Eddie Bauer ",
"Wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnstooooooonnnnnnn",
"Original Ghostbuster!!",
"If it’s an iPhone just hold the butting next time. You can pick the best one later. ",
"Heh, you guys come out of the woodwork...damn",
"Someday they should make more than one ghostbusters movie. ",
"Quick, everybody post your favorite Ernie Hudson role, I'll start!\n\nMunro Kelly in Congo, not a very good movie but I really loved his role, it was like he was told \"just be nice to these two people and act like a smarmy asshole to all the rest, oh and there's a gorilla so pick your battles carefully. Have fun!\"",
"Only took you 99x to build up courage! Grats OP",
"WIINNNNSTTONNNNNNNN",
"He is great in anything he is in. ",
"I cackled at your cracker crack. ",
"Chicago staple!! I ran into him once at a clothing store. He was more than happy to have a quick chat. ",
"Fuck Stranger Things, Winston was my favourite growing up",
"Dude rules.",
"Damn, that's whack.",
"You look cute af don’t worry about the haters ",
"We need more Ghostbuster gifs like this. ",
"Another selfie of two strangers, cool! Thanks Reddit!",
"Reasors??",
"I miss seeing celebs at my job. I used to bag groceries for Steve Martin. Really nice guy, great tipper. My Hollywood Video store, which I managed for a time, also had accounts for Sly Stallone, Frank Stallone, and the rest of the Stallone family, Nicholas Coppola (Cage opened the account under his real name), Wesley Snipes (before the tax problems), and Tommy Lee Jones (who always seemed to be renting Olson Twins movies for the grandkids when he was in town for Polo). \n\nFun times. Doesn't feel like that was almost 20 year ago. \n\nI feel old now.",
"I'm so embarrassed. I grew up watching that movie over and over again... My memory must be going already.",
"THAT'S A PENIS\n\nEdit: am I thinking of the right guy?",
"I think she eventually put it on as a trade-off where she'd watch something that I loved if I watched something she did, and I don't think we ever ended up watching what I had planned because I wanted to watch more of Grace & Frankie!\n\nI don't know, is he a big movie or TV guy? I know that if I knew Martin Sheen was in it I would've watched a lot sooner, or Ernie Hudson, as I had to explain to her why I was so excited to see him show up!\n\nAnyways, I hope he acquiesces and watches it, cause man it is consistently making me laugh out loud. I just gotta get through the end of season 2 and 3 so that we can watch 4!",
"It was a joke. I mean, he isn't exactly household to young people.",
" Seeing as how he was the only black person in the film, I think the phrase \"black don't crack\" explains some things. ",
"I would have just yelled WHO YOU GONNA CALL and waited for him to be the first to answer then I’d be like what’s up bro weren’t u in that one movie sup bro can I get a selfie aight aight peace later holla at ya boy type thing\n",
"It's true though ",
"When you're 200 years old you'll just look 150.",
"I wouldn't have recognized him. I'd just be like \"that dude looks like enrie Hudson\" and go about my day. ",
"Met him at our local 'comicon' called pensacon. I was the first one there in his line and helped him hang up his banner. Gave me 2 free photos signed for that, which was really sweet of him. The Crow is my all time favorite movie, so he is a legend to me. Such a sincere, warm guy. Only guy I met who was cooler than that was Henry Winkler.. but no one can match that guys care for the fans",
"Edgy",
"72, but yea...",
"He has a long history in the local theater community in MN.\n\nhttp://m.startribune.com/the-ghostbuster-among-us-ernie-hudson-has-called-minnesota-home-for-40-years/386830921/",
"I honestly think you may have blended the \"steady paycheck\" scene and the \"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!\" scene.",
"Ghostbusters was 33 years ago, and he was 39 then. Not a big shock that he's in his 70's",
"I met him once years ago. I cooked for him at a restaurant I worked at. Super nice dude. You don't happen to be in Minnesota?",
"Please ask him how the hell Adebisi kept that hat on his head. Velcro or tape?\n",
"Idk but I bet it is good with chianti and fava beans.",
"Talk to Michael Jackson's doctor. I'm sure he has some of that black left over...",
"Yes, I know (at least the GB part, haven't watched Oz), it was a joke. He isn't exactly famous any more.",
"I couldn’t imagine pooping that little. I must have fast metabolism because I go poop twice a day MINIMUM. ",
"Whole Foods on Lincoln?",
"Lol, I promise it's not that bad. All good now. I should have probably stressed that I didn't like running into *anyone* or thing that reminded me of HS. Not a fun time. I just thought it was a funny given when OP said. ",
"I tell people all the time I'm Halfrican American",
"Just curious, what store do you work at? Btw thats so awesome! 🤗",
"Pleeeeeeeease dont #MeToo in a week",
"I've been asked if i want alcohol multiple times when i have my beard without them carding me, and other shit. But when i shave hoo boy",
"Onions make you fart. ",
"Yea it's Kowalski's I was literally at that location a week ago lol ",
"Those are they only films I have seen him in besides the ending of the substitute. He was on an episode of lethal weapon recently",
"Winston is the man!",
"There’s something strange",
"Who's ernie hudson",
"Come on, Ghostbusters II is a classic. Slime in the bathtub!",
"I'm the same way! I saw Scott Thompson in a book store the other day and I wanted to say Hi but I got so shaky and sweaty.",
"Seconded by this nurse.\n\nI believe I heard Chris Rock explain this phenomenon once... basically, it's that black culture teaches their children, boys and girls, that keeping your skin hydrated and not \"ashy\" is super important. As a white male, I can certainly say, I never use lotion, and am certainly cracking.\nAlso, when you DO meet a black person who does look \"cracked\", they do indeed appear \"ashy\".",
"You say that like he’s the only black ghost buster.",
"Yeah, you really, really need to not call a black man \"boy\" in any way, shape, or form.",
"Vigo heard that.",
"He's built like a footballer, that's why I mentioned football. And it wassn't a reference to his skin colour but to his quite impressive physique. I was playing on the fact he isn't exactly a household any more.",
"That would have been the day that I brought in my 25 year old Ghostbusters Halloween costume. ",
"The story behind the circumstances of his death are fascinating. There's a documentary of the FBI's investigation on how the slug was trapped in the barrel. They placed blanks in the gun not knowing a slug was wedged in the barrel, the 'blank' fired the slug out of the barrel. ",
"Next time he comes in, put the ghostbusters theme on ",
"Michael Massee had to have had some of the worst nightmares until the day he died. ",
"It’s alright I thought the same thing",
"Well, get to it! See it right now!",
"Like someone below said, there’s a cake next to their name on mobile ",
"Never. He was very polite. His hand was on my back. He’s a Great guy!!",
"He also works with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda. That’s pretty cool too.",
"He's a total sweetheart!",
"He's seen shit that'll turn you white. ",
"He’s always recognized in MN.",
"Lest we forget, he was in hand that rocks the cradle. ",
"You saw Ernie Hudson about 100 times and we’reJUST now hearing about it?! \nShame on you",
"it was the entire crew. and i feel really bad about the actor that shot him. he got a lot of shit when he should not have. ",
"r/wordavalanches",
"I had a choice in being saltine and black bean? ",
"Sounds like it’s about time for the annual #erniehudsonphotochallenge!! ",
"I’ve met him before. He’s the sweetest guy. ",
"He's seen shit that'll turn you white",
"And RIGHT after I posted this, \"Big Empty\" by STP came on. :(",
"😂😅",
"Eating right, not doing drugs, healthy work-life balance?",
"Ernie was actually my favorite ghostbuster after I grew up. “If there’s a steady paycheck in it, ~~I’ll do whatever you want~~ I’ll believe anything you say.” \n\nFFS, Reddit.",
"I'd say fuck the stunt coordinator as well. I understand, you want to use real guns for close-ups and stuff, but you use guns that are modified to be unable to shoot a projectile, only blanks. That way you don't have to worry about accidentally having a squib load.\n\nShitty handling of deadly things, and someone dies. In this case, someone amazing.",
"Is that a reference to Drunks and Dragons?\n\nGreat podcast. ",
"I met him at Raleigh Supercon last year. Super nice guy! - https://imgur.com/Aa1SNG3",
"0/10 b8 harder ",
"Gotta get that MN karma train going!\n\nFridley here!",
"His first big role was as a boxer in a theater production.",
"There it is",
"Not a good Warden.",
"Liz: “Which is it, you ‘love me’ or you ‘have squatters rights’?”\n\nDennis: “I don’t see how they’re mutually exclusive!”",
"\"Tell them about the Twinkie\".",
"Or he finally found a store where nobody hounded him for a picture until op fucked it up for him, so now he has to find a new store. ",
"And we've come full circle.\n\nIt's a rare condition, this day and age...",
"Good thing you got a nice blurry one after all that waiting.",
"Run DMC rapping about ghosts! What’s not to love?",
"the look in her eyes you just KNOW...",
"But Kiki, he wasn’t Ghostbuster. ",
"I watch it with GB2 and BTTF 1,2,3 all the time. I like my turtles too. Those movies are littered with quotes that I use all the time.",
"i read that he could never bring himself to watch the film ",
"I love me some Ernie Hudson \n",
"One hundred chances = one blurry photograph...",
"is that a reference to Be More Chill?",
"Idris Elba is less \"street\".",
"Was he selling yams?",
"Blasphemous!",
"\"Blacks do crack... not crack the drug.\" -Michael Scott",
"I met him at Minnesota Comic-Con several years back. I was just standing to the side waiting for a friend, when suddenly I turned around and Ernie is walking towards me. I said \"Hi! I don't know what to do, so I'm going to hug you\" and we had a great hug. Just Ernie and a guy in his mid-20s. He was super nice and has cemented his place as my favorite Ghostbuster. (I mean, really he gets totally overlooked in the movies. So underrated.)",
"Never heard of him.",
"I got a clear one too",
"Whelp, time to watch The Crow again",
"I suggested a Good place to 2 friends of mine and they delayed watching it until last week. They watched 3 episodes and was like \"OMG! THIS SHOW IS FANTASTIC!\" Then the other day, watched all the rest in one day. They don't have access to season 2 until it's on netflix but I've already told them \"It's not quite as good but still very very good\".",
"Wait a minute, didn't he let them out of the contamination unit, SHUT THIS MACHINE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"Absolutely. ",
"It was so heartbreaking to read how upset he was that they cut all of his good lines... he didn't sign up to be the wisecracking sidekick, he was supposed to be as important as the other three ghostbusters.",
"It's okay, friend! It's just a story about an awkward situation that we've all experienced! It's not a mistake to share a story, and I guarantee that probably everyone here has themselves wondered about when it's minimally awkward to address someone you recognize but don't know well.\n\nAlso, for my opinion, I think your friend who called you creepy for feeling shy or awkward is for sure the asshole of your story. \n\nSend me a pm if you need to get any of your anxieties out, pal! :)",
"Cracked needs to re-evaluate their discriminatory hiring practices. ",
"I bet he's seen some real shit in his life. Some might even turn your skin white.",
"Black man + smol white woman = front page upvotes",
"I met him a few years back at a horror movie convention in Jersey. Could not have been a nicer dude. ",
"Does he look as muscular in person as he does on screen? Because he looks JACKED! Even at his age. You can go on Youtube and type in UNDERRATED BODIES ERNIE HUDSON and see a video proving it haha!\n",
"I have the app and see the cakes too. ",
"That's awesome that you know how many years ago that was lol, and who he is. I don't know either and I just saw a gentleman who appears to be far younger than it turns out he is. Yeah, if you know the dates of all of his significant life events maybe its not so surprising huh? \"He was born in 1945 dude!! Not surprising he's 72!!\" Relax.",
"Maybe he’s a ghost..",
"My cosplay group (guess) has had dinner with him every few years. He's a down-to-Earth guy who sends out thank you cards and doesn't have an abrasive trait I can think of.",
"Maplewood checking in",
"You're speaking my language! I also love me some John Hughes!",
"Looks like mid 40s",
"What store? What city?",
"Met him at Niagara Comic Con a while back. He's a super friendly guy. Went to a Q&A with him, then spoke to him for a few minutes after. He was a funny guy. He let people just come up and talk to him. Yknow. Like a normal person.\n\nWilliam Shatner was also there. Couldn't get anywhere near him without a bodyguard shouting. Couldn't even take a picture of him. ",
"That's a Kowalski's, isn't it?",
"You have all entertained me immensely. Thank you.",
"Come with me I will show you de wae ",
"Tell him my wife adored/adores him in Grace and Frankie and would have him be her main Yam man any day 😄",
"Would be funny if this was a celebrity lookalike. But not that funny. ",
"Minnesota isn't that lucky!\n",
"I think I'd be asking you for a picture cutie!",
"That movie scared me more than any as a kid. Vigo the Carpathian was terrifying and when the weird dutch museum guy goes to visit Sigourney Weaver and then leaves and his eyes become headlights... I still get the creeps",
"Man this guy looks really good for his age (he’s 72 in case anyone is wondering). Black don’t crack! ",
"Good thing he didn't lean more towards the \"crack\" part. That could have gotten dark.",
"Is this in San Mateo?",
"I remember seeing Brandon Lee's interview on the DVD's bonus features and he paraphrased a quote from Paul Bowles' The Sheltering Sky, it has stuck with me to this day:\n\n“Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps 20. And yet it all seems limitless.\"",
"One of the smoothest voices in Hollywood. ",
"How sweet.",
"Aww ☺️",
"Jesus you are retarded. ",
"I was working on a medical tv show called *Heartbreaker* on the Universal Studios lot and I went outside to a nearby restroom to use one of the three uninals when right at that moment Ernie Hudson walks in and proceeds to pee next to me. \n\nI'm a huge GHOSTBUSTERS fan so I was geeking out and made every effort not to make *\"Don't cross the stream\"* joke. \n\nNow I have to live in regrets. ",
"That’s crazy! My mom once sucked Ernie Hudson’s dick in a port o John on the set of Congo. My mother and you are sort of connected, that’s neat!",
"Ghostbusters II was my first date movie.",
"Nod up: “what’s up?” \nNod down: acknowledgement. ",
"Good ol' Warden Glynn, pretty much the only one on the show that wasn't dirty as shit. ",
"Especially since he’s shit that’ll turn you white. ",
"The fact than anyone can post anything is sometimes the best and worst part of reddit. ",
"A period is one boob? I'm so confused. ",
"Ha ha, I was going to point that out...you finally get that selfie and he's out of focus!",
"Oz is the only thing I know this guy for and it took your comment to remind me who he is. Why the fuck does reddit have such a hard on for this guy?",
"The fuck is wrong with you? ",
"Yeah I have some weird memories of it too, mostly kind of blurred together from a conversation I had on the bus with the other kindergardeners the day after that one night it was on TV at 7pm in 1991.",
"Black people be 73 looking 12 years old looool ",
"OP you are so fat that your body has no choice but to start storing fat on your face",
"Who said there's no racism? Who would be stupid enough to say that in a country of over 300 million people there would be no racists or racist actions? I can't believe I have to say this but there's a wide gulf between a country with literally no racists and slandering an entire country as racist. Who are you arguing with?\n\nWhen people feel the need to modify what the person they're debating are saying to make them sound as bad as possible I start to get the feeling that you may not have a good argument. ",
"Honestly this is so fucking true ",
"It used to, than they did that remake.",
"If this lady can do it, so can you! https://i.imgur.com/cewNuab.jpg",
"Pretty sure it was Bobby Brown, if you’re thinking of “On Our Own”.",
"Hey Dummy, technology is cyclical.",
"Can we get a ghost busters sequel starring Ernie Hudson, but you know a sequel to the good ones.",
"He broke Frankie's heart!!!",
"Tell him about the Twinkie. ",
"Dang, Ernie is handsome. (Not gay.)",
"God I love that show",
"Did you call anyone to tell them? Are you going to call family? C’mon, *who you gonna call?*",
"Right? Spengler and Stantz are phonics nerds. Venkman is a used car salesman with a PhD.\n\nWinston Zeddemore is just a completely regular guy. ",
"A true legend! Awesome pic",
"No!!!! To me this is solid sign that he or someone he cares about is sick with the flu or a bad respiratory infection (like half the country).\n\nIf you get sick now, we'll all be super jealous you got to share a virus with Ernie Hudson. It might even become part of your DNA. You should probably stop drinking fluids and try not to sleep for the next 24hrs.",
"So basically on a forum of people that you say are “too weird or outcast” you manage to be one of the weirder ones. Has to be some kind of milestone for you.",
"Who’s Ernie Hudson?",
"Philadelphia checking in",
"That’s not how you solve social anxiety. “Just chill.” \n\nThat’s like telling a depressed person “why don’t you try being happy?”",
"Is that the guy from Ghostbusters?",
"No way, Carl Weathers was AWESOME in that!",
"Are you an art history major?",
"Why does Brandon Lee matter in this situation? I've never heard someone name drop Little Lee, I think Ernie is a bigger star anyway...",
"I watched it with my wife and we both loved it.",
"He is going shopping himself? :)",
"[It's just lotion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I)",
"Dude looks awesome for 72.",
"Met him a couple years ago and told him my favorite things he was in were playing Winston in a Super Mario Brothers tv show thing and a guest spot on the show Hart of Dixie. Why did I pick these things? They were the only things that came to mind at the time. He just went along with both even though I'm sure he had no idea what I was talking about. Really nice guy who seemed genuine when asking me about me as well.",
"*Black don't crack*",
"Met him a few years ago. Ernie Hudson is one of those really nice Christian guys who says \"thank you, God bless.\" He's like a black Ned Flanders, the dude is just a better person than most. ",
"Glad to hear that about Winkler, he seems like a sweet guy, nice to see that confirmed!",
"Yeah, his romance with Frankie in \"Grace and Frankie\" is unbelievably to me, because even though theyre of similar age, he just seems decades younger than her.",
"It’s only 10°F outside. It is for warmth.",
"Well, if there's something strange...\n\n... in your neighborhood....",
"That's my warden right there!",
"\"I knew somethin' was wrong when a pretty little while girl ran to a black man's arms.\"",
"Omg I love him. Did he smell good? ",
"Big time",
"We didn’t discuss that specifically. ",
"Saint Louis park. It looks like Lund's. ",
"I've worked on some sets that used real handguns, because they were what the producers had on hand (low budget). Constantly would get odd looks for making sure that they were clear every time I took them or handed them off. Would not allow anyone else to hand them off to cast. Would not deal with anyone trying to use blanks. That's what post production is for, this isn't the 70s.\n\nI feel bad for the people involved in the accident, because it was a god damn fluke, but holy fuck don't I wish someone had been more careful. We lost a potential star then, and as someone dealing with practical sfx I can't risk that on my conscience.",
"This shit had got to stop",
"St Paul, here! ",
"DATS RAYSISS!",
"It wasn’t a serious comment, but I am sorry if it upset you. ",
"I am in the camp that likes the second movie A LOT more than the first one. I still like the first one A LOT too....so I just like the second one A LOT A LOT.",
"I bet he'd have bought you a hotdog ",
"Don’t wanna waste that role on Cuba",
"I’ve always wanted the opportunity to say this line in context. And you got the chance, you lucky bastard. ",
"This will likely get lost in the fray, but I took a shot at deblurring the shot. I think it came out okay.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/EAkZy",
"Interestingly my brothers and I were just talking about it. We call the goatee beefier wore a beecher..and have memories of my brother wearing an adabisi hat for a few weeks. Great show.",
"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here. They caused an explosion! Is this true? Yes sir, it's true. This man has no dick. ",
"It was a joke jeez you look fine",
"Minneapolis ",
"That scene made me want to smoke. Fuck, you’re so right. ",
"Did you tell’m about the Twinkie?",
"Idk who that even is. Haha ",
"Proof is in the picture",
"What does everyone here know him from? I’m curious ",
"Well, at least he didn't do that Walking Against the Wind shit, I hate that.",
"Good for you!",
"SERIOUSLY ",
"The bathtub scene made me afraid to take a shower for a week.",
"i suppose you'll write it up as...graffiti...",
"I've worked with Ernie before. He's absolutely amazing. I'll never forget the time I heard Winston joke about his butterfly tattoo while miming pulling down his pants.",
"Am full white...31 but look 18 still whatti do?",
"A pistol primer is just enough to lodge a bullet in a barrel. You follow that with a charge of powder with no projectile it'll spit the bullet out the front with some force. ",
"Something strange...",
"Story time. I met Ernie Hudson back at Gen con maybe ...12 years ago.\n\nWe were eating breakfast at the event hotel restaurant when...Ernie Hudson sat down next to us. He was one of the guests that year. \n\nNow I’m a GIGANTIC Ernie Hudson fan. Oz, the crow, ghostbusters. \n\nEveryone in our group was aware we were all having breakfast about 6 feet from him. He was just sitting there in silence, enjoying his breakfast, reading the morning paper. \n\nWe all resisted the urge to bother him in any way. So we all pretended that he was some other stranger. \n\nAfter maybe 15 minutes of everybody enjoying breakfast in peace, he gets a phone call, gets up and leaves. \n\nMy group and I all giggle about how awesome that was. (We’re from a small town so it was a big deal to us simple folks). \n\nLater that day, we wait in line for autographs. Pay our $$, get a picture and autographs. As he’s signing our autographs, he looks at me and says “Hey...I saw you guys at breakfast this morning, right?”\n\n“Yeah, that was us. We didn’t want to bother you at all.”\n\nHe looks at us, smiles warmly and says “thanks! That was really cool of you guys, man.” \n\nMade our day. \n\nSeemed like a legit warm and nice guy. \n\nEdit: fixed a word. Damn autocorrect",
"Came here to ask the same thing",
"Thank you! I really appreciate it!",
"Wow, is he really 72? ",
"The good place is an excellent addition to the Fremulon pedigree. \n\nI thought I was gonna hat it since I kept getting suggestions to watch it... but omg. Such a good show. ",
"He ain't 'fraid of no ghosts. ",
"I’ve seen shit that will turn you white\n\n -ghostbusters-",
"Is this Wegmans?",
"Then, he...ran away.",
"That dude is by far the most down to earth celebrity I’ve ever encountered .",
"Aww, that's awesome! \n\n\"I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!\" \n\nHe's a hoot! :)",
"I met him once, a cool bloke. ",
"That's a big Twinkie ",
"Crystal checking in. ",
"Yep! He’s there all the time I just never worked up the nerve to ask for a picture but I always say hi. ",
"I really lile him as Agent Fowler in Transformers: Prime as well. Dudes a good voice actor. ",
"Years ago he was at Wizard World in Columbus while a buddy and I were there. After the initial Ghostbusters fans, he had very few people going through his line and there was a point where he didn't have anyone for at least twenty minutes. We'd already gone through once but saw it as an opportunity to drop in and say hey again. He was by far the nicest person around, such a warm friendly guy and seemed genuinely happy to be there interacting with fans. He was even wearing his Ghostbusters uniform! His face lit up when my buddy started talking about how much he loved him in Congo and he talked to us for at least fifteen minutes and offered us a few free prints. I've been to a lot of conventions but he was easily the best interaction I've had with any of the guests. Just an awesome dude all around. Glad to see him doing well.",
"The Crow cuz it's a fav of my man, but he's got many. Ghostbusters being another, and probably numero uno for alot of ppl.",
"Rats. I don’t live there! I love ghostbusters. I recently bought very expensive 1:6 scale figures of the whole ghostbusters team. Can you follow him home next time here’s there, knock on his window, get his attention and when he opens the window ask if he’ll autograph the Winston zeddmore box I have. Just say it’s for an online friend. Cool?",
"I always liked him in The Crow! Best interaction for me. \n\nI thought the police always said freeze?\n\nWell I am the police, so if you move, you’re dead. \n\nWell I say I’m dead. And I move. ",
"That’s ok. There’s a cure for ignorance.\n\nhttp://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Ernie+Hudson",
"Ah. I thought Lund's at first but the open ceiling says Kowalski's. Which one is this?",
"Hi Winston, can I take a picture with you?",
"No! Ghostbusters > Rocky, too! ",
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was, will be. What is, will be no more...",
"Same, but rewatched so many times before the HD release. HD Wire blew my mind. Seemed like a show that was new again",
"He’s married.\n\nTo a blonde.",
"https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2a1531e4-b991-4496-a090-cb4a990ec500",
"100 Good Deeds for Ernie Hudson",
"Power perceived, is power achieved!! Mah man!! ",
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame lol",
"I always thought it was amazing how these 3 comedians came together and made an awesome and ridiculous action movie that was absolutely not a comedy. Other SNL alumni should think about that more when making their movies.",
"You look like someone who was on the Carbonaro Effect.",
"Old man? More than half the people are quoting Ghostbusters here which is close to being 35 years old!!\n\n",
"Who is Blurry Hudson?",
"Time for you to quit Reddit.",
"If there’s a steady pay check in it, I’ll take a photo with you anytime you say ",
"Naw he just continued to pick out a bag of grapes 😄😉",
"Eli??",
"I binged it in two days and going back to rewatch it😭 I love the show too much. ",
"Damnit. I was even going to say 'there it is.' \nI wonder how many times he's heard this....since the subway...\n",
"I know it’s been mentioned like 1 billion times but loved him on Oz!",
"Pretty sure Eagan location. I think he lives in that area. ",
"Tubghost ",
"I paraphrased that to somebody who was looking for applicants through Facebook. Turned out that there was not a steady paycheck in it.",
"So technically no!",
"I've seen shit that would turn you WHITE.",
"Its tru tho..",
"God me too! The scene where she's on the ledge trying to get oscar and the ghost takes him away made my little butt pucker in fear. ",
"I think I’d like my money back...",
"Woa woa woa wait a minute.\n\nThe Crow has been on my \"why the fuck haven't you watched this yet\" list for over a decade simply because of the following it has. Bruce Lee's kid died during the filming? Is that the main reason it has such a following, and if so is the movie actually worth watching or is it mostly just teen angst?",
"...and a tripod.",
"I saw him on a plane once. I don't watch many movies, and could probably name a dozen actors or so by face, but I did recognize him. As I walked up to his seat, I looked at him with my face clearly showing I was searching for a name or where he was from. He must have seen the stupid expression on my face and just smiled and pointed back. He knew where my brain was in its search. I sat down and still could not place who he was until this post reminded me and named him.",
"Winston Zeddemore ladies and gentlemen. ",
"You can't see a pic without thinking of interracial porn? You spend too Much Time on alt-right sites",
"“Let’s see what happens when we take the puppy away.”",
"She cute tho ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Oh, c'mon. It was a great trilogy. Ghostbusters, Ghosbusters II, and Ghostbusters 2009 (the official videogame sequel to Ghostbusters II with the whole damned cast minus the dogs).",
"The best kind of no",
"Just googled Ernie Hudson. Still got no idea who he is",
"Had no idea who this man was at first glance, but after Wikiing his \"sauce\", I now realize the gravity of the moment captured here.\n\nThis is awesome. Look at this man's 'crete siggy.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ernie_Hudson_handprints_at_Disney_Hollywood_Studios.jpg",
"Ghostbusters, Oz, Congo, The Crow, No Escape, The Substitute. That’s just the old stuff I know from when I was young",
"lol case in point",
"Smoking was so cool back then. Now everyone's all like: you'll get cancer Ted, your teeth will rot Ted, stop getting aroused at the thought of people putting cigarettes out on your skin Ted. \n\nMan, I wish smoking was still cool. *Exhales smoke through trachea*",
"James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does, because James Cameron is... James Cameron. ",
"His character is great and he is wonderful in the role.",
"Hey\n\nIt's okay for white women to date minorities",
"U look like Elizabeth except she wears glasses.",
"He looks great!",
"Which Wawa do you go to that has Bananas sitting out like that with greeting cards and fancy decorations on the trim?",
"Yeah and he was the foundation and a centerpiece for Oz. Such a great on-screen talent",
"I was quoting one his funny lines from Congo",
"Yeah you can actually see this picture",
"He was also the in the original ghostbusters.",
"Winston was the blue-collar Ghostbuster. While the other three were in it for knowledge (and money and women in Pete's case), Winston was in it to make ends meet. That made Winston more relatable.\n\nShame he was almost as unimportant to the story as Janine.",
"He is 73?! Holy shit. Honestly looks (at the oldest) mid 50’s. ",
"You held out way too long. I love Ghostbusters!!!!!",
"He walked out of the door and slowly faded away...",
"Noone under 20 knows what a video store is.",
"I’ll believe anything you say.",
"Yeah, that or literally every other movie that came out before the late 90s. I think it was mostly Bruce Willis in Die Hard that did it for me.",
"100 is too much! By that point he's practically an acquaintance and a pic gets weird. ",
"Congo -went for Bruce Campbell, stayed for Ernie Hudson.\nBut someone still owes me matinee moneys for that dreck..",
"Everyone saying \"Who?\", you uncultured swines never seen ghostbusters?",
"No, it's called a joke. Cheer up. ",
"You must be 12, and have never seen ghostbusters.",
"I don’t think he dug deep enough to show us the real Weathers within. ",
"“Can I borrow your phone?”\n“Who ya gonna call?”",
"Is your job worth eleven-five a year?",
"Your user name reminds me of this\nhttps://youtu.be/1gYE5TyijxE\n",
"BOOBS!\n\n*~ drools ~*\n\nWTF! Three nipples?",
"http://replygif.net/i/1398.gif",
"I am pretty sure you made his day too.",
"His Carl Weathers in Colony was very good. Also the guy from Lost did a good guy from Lost.",
"My beard came in fully when I was 15. Not sure how the local bar didn't eventually figure out I was a kid, you;d think they'd notice 20 year olds don't slowly get taller over time but whatever.",
"\"Since I've joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you WHITE!\"",
"At least he didn’t do that “walking into the wind” stuff!",
"Did you inadvertantly close with a Lenny? lol\n\n> If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll do whatever you want.\"\n\n> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Cool but this is a pretty awful picture",
"Ernie was great as the police officer in The Crow. The \"you're still wearing your hat\" scene will always stick with me. My favorite movie, Brandon Lee was the man. So much untapped potential. ",
"\"black don't crack, they *do* crack!\"\n\n-someone who finds racial stereotypes funny and is not me",
"Great movie and great soundtrack. ",
"Damn. I thought this was the Police Academy noise guy.",
"Fucking love this show. ",
"My wife and I really enjoy it. Seeing Sam Waterston and Martin Sheen as a gay couple is very entertaining. Sam gets one of my favorite lines when he's describing Sam Elliott's character: \"There are 10 people in the world that can wear that mustache, and he's 9 of them.\"",
"woah",
"You ain’t afraid of no Ghost....\n\n\nbuster.",
"He made the best hot dogs in The Crow.",
"Oh shit it’s the guy from lethal weapon ",
"cool",
"Nice.",
"That's the quote I came looking for! :) What a great presence.",
"Bot tell me who Ernie Hudson is.... how does this bot shit work? ",
"That's beautiful. Totally saving that one...",
"Loved him in Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo",
"is that reading rainbow guy",
"Wow he looks good for whatever age he is.",
"I dk who he is",
"He’ll always be the badass suave mother fucker Monroe from Congo ",
"Love that guy ",
"He was the motivational speaker at my college graduation! Congrats!! ",
"Holy fuck. Was he in Congo?\n\nEdit: He was! How did I never realize it was the dude from Ghostbusters?",
"That’s a big ass Twinkie. ",
"Yeah, apparently, it happened last week.",
"The Basketball Diaries! One of my favorite movies!!",
"Came here for this. Monroe Kelley is my favorite role he's ever played. Thank god Robinson Reynolds was replaced! Fuckin birdwatcher.",
"Wow this is exactly what I was thinking when I watched Carl weathers scenes in AD",
"Eh, that’s one component. I know plenty of white women who moisturize religiously and still don’t look as young as their black counterparts. \n\nIt probably has more to do with the fact that hardly anybody uses sunscreen like they should, and even if they do they’ll still amass some sun damage; because black people have more melanin, their skin tolerates harmful UV rays better than the skin of people with a fairer complexion does. ",
"This post will cause ghostbusters to be watched in at least 1,000 households, tonight. Count me among the intercepted. ",
"The Crow is like one of the best movies",
"Dude was JACKED in 10-8",
"Loved the Crow. ",
"Are fake guns more costly than real guns? Or do you mean they were borrowed weapons from film crew members or something?",
"His story is truly amazing if you don’t know it. No dad, mother died when he was very young baby, and was raised by his grandmother. Joined the Marines (iirc), but was dismissed because of his asthma. Was dealt a couple really bad hands, but really made something out of nothing. \n\nGreat story!",
"Gross",
"Also was on Oz, which is a completely underrated show. \n\n\nThe Substitute is another good movie he was in.",
"Can't tell if actually annoyed or not",
"My fourth favorite ghostbuster!",
"I read that in a robot throat-voice thingy ",
"No, it's at the Waite House Food Shelf, I believe in Minneapolis.",
"> back people\n\nVertebrate Americans, please",
"I worked with Ernie back in the Eighties. He was a great guy, with a wicked sense of humour and a deadpan way of delivering his lines that frequently had the crew trying to stifle their snorts of laughter.",
"This is exactly the type of post I've come to expect from r/pics. \n\nLow quality, blurry, Facebook style, and *look, a white person worshipping a minority!*",
"After 100 visits finally get the courage to take a picture. Comes out blurry. \n\nAre you me?",
"I mean she wasn't an actual ghost buster but Annie Potts still looks pretty good for her age.",
"I'd watch that",
"Good on you for giving him space and letting him get to know you first. He strikes me as one of the nicest people in Hollywood so you probably could have gotten it a while ago, but I am sure he appreciated your tact.",
"Nice picture with Keith David! ",
"Fuckin Aye right. It's unbelievable.",
"He said he never heard of him retard ",
"):",
"It's a good movie. It's not great, IMO, part of the movie's \"importance\" is what happened to Lee. But it *is* good, worth a watch, and /u/Monk3ywr3nch is right, the soundtrack is really good (it went triple platinum in sales).",
"Literally just watched this for the first time the other day. Now I too can get this reference",
"What kind of store do you work at that he’s in there 100 times?",
"Dudette you, look amazing for one, and I bet he is probably really happy with the fact you didnt bug him the first time you saw him, I bet he knew you were excited about seeing him and he definitely seems like a cool guy! Glad you got to meet him!\n\nI hope you get like a little friendship with him, itd be so sweet.\n\nEdit; sorry for offending people I thought I was being nice?",
"Apparently there is a way but it's permanent, as I've heard people say that once you go black you never go back. I assume that must be what they mean.",
"Is one of your feet smaller than the other?",
"Are you by any chance a Ghostbuster?",
"Smoking in a children's movie, those were the days. ",
"Lol, I had the same realization.",
"Awesome!\n\nWho ya gonna call?",
"Ernie is cool and all but gurrll how you doin",
"He just seems like he'd be a very chill, super awesome person to meet. I'd have been nervous asking him as well, I'm glad you got the experience and shared it with us all!",
"Get his number. I need him to autograph my Congo pinball machine!",
"I hate that",
"Did he get a stew going? ",
"Didn't hurt that he was quite good looking. ",
"As long as there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe anything you say.",
"Is it this slow a news day, Reddit?",
"Look at your pupils! They are so dilated; can confirm nervousness.",
"I don't know. I'd hate to see them tarnish the Ghostbusters name with a cheesy story or some stupid gimmick like all of them being a different ethnicity or something like that....",
"I ended up sharing an elevator with him a few years back at a comic convention. Dude not only looked good for his age from a facial standpoint, but he was also fit as fuck. I hope I look that good 33 years from now...",
"Still looking in good shape!",
"He was also a ghostbuster. :-O pretty cool!",
"The yam man!",
"There are either a lot of, or no ghosts at your store.",
"/r/darkangles\n",
"look at his imdb. He's working a lot.\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001368/",
"If I ever run into you I'm going to ask for a picture.",
"howwww",
"Well that’s cool - at least he does his own shopping! ",
"His run on OZ is under rated.",
"Except during interrogation \n\n:P",
"But you look so genuinely happy!",
"Uncultured swine😂",
"already trying to dox her\n",
"\"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!\" \nAlso a phenomenal Shakespearean actor. A friend worked with him on a production of Othello. Said the same thing about him. That's awesome you had the same experience!",
"Why shouldn’t it be allowed? ",
"Could we get Morgan Freeman to do it if there were a steady paycheck in it?",
"to what extent? Until there are none left in 2 centuries?",
"So... is he not aging either? If his hair wasn't greying I would think he was maybe 5 - 10 years older than he was in 1984 (Ghostbusters). And here that was 34 years ago... Even with the grey I wouldn't think there was a 34 year difference there.",
"☺️",
"You must be new to reddit. The seemingly insignificant, \"how/why is THIS on the front page\" is the norm. ",
"She didn't say hi either so you're fine. ",
"I met him years ago at an airport. He was arriving and my ex and I were leaving, but he was kind enough to stop and take a pic with us. He was so gracious! Just a really nice guy.",
"You could go for a negroplasty but I prefer the dolphinoplasty",
"What about the Twinkie?",
"Tell him about the Twinkie...\n",
"I gotta say. Ernie is an odd name for a girl.",
"How many people PM you after posting a selfie that makes it to the front page as a girl? ",
"WIIIIINNSSTONNNNNNNN",
"Flu's going around in flyover country. ",
"I always loved her when she answered the phone at headquarters ",
"Guys, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm gonna get my own lawyer.",
"Space Hunter!",
"http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=punctuation",
"Same here. I don't understand the utter contempt for the second one....and don't give me that \"Bill Murray was bored and couldn't care less\", because the comedy flowed fine! ",
"ERNIE HUDSON IS A COWARD!!!",
"Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample it would be a Twinkie…thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.",
"A *little* more prosaic: motion picture and tv propmaster.",
"My mind is blown. I had no idea he lived in Minnesota. That’s just the best. Our state gets better and better each day. ",
"Good actor... Good guy... Good shit ",
"“As long as you don’t do that walking against the wind shit... I hate that.”\n\n",
"I would have still been too chicken. Good for you.",
"Ernie is such a nice guy. I've met him a few times at conventions. Always a pleasure to talk with him. ",
"I remember that behind the scenes real very well. The Crow has one of the best movie soundtracks of all time. The book/movie had a strong influence on me. Thanks for helping me to remember this. ",
"Lol every Wawa I've ever been in has bananas and I didn't see the greeting cards. My bad haha",
"A good cop (can’t rain all the time), a great ghostbuster, and a terrible principal",
"Other countries have recently been at war within their own borders over ethnic backgrounds within the last 20 years. Even today. Not making excuses for the US, but do want to point out it’s not as if it’s the worst place in the world to be a minority race. Not even close. ",
"GELSONS?????? ",
"Vaping is a fun and better tasting alternative.",
"Trader joes? If so, I love that place. If not, hey your work looks like trader joes! ;) also, I LOVE Ernie Hudson! SO COOOL!!!",
"No idea who he is",
"Of all the celebrities that I’ve met first hand at various conventions, Ernie Hudson is by far my favorite. Just a genuinely happy, giving, positive personality. I’m a fan for life. ",
"I saw him in a play at the Penumbra Theater.\n\nIf he lives here I don’t know why the Guthrie can’t work him into a few plays. ",
"Bond made me the man I am",
"Mustache level 100",
"Thank you for this. I was *this* close to reporting this whole god-damned thread for copyright violations and trademark infringement.",
"I seen this guy at numerous conventions. He's known around the circuit to be the coolest celebrity around. Real people!",
"He lives in Minnesota right ?",
"It's all that lotion ",
"“If there’s a steady paycheck, I’ll believe whatever you say.”",
"waiting to get the D",
"\"This job is definitely not worth 11 5 ($11,500) a year!\"",
"So good. But the ending of the last season is kind of WTF? Like I'd let me kids do that to me. Thank goodness I don't have kids.",
"I saw him at a local con once. I was WAY to nervous to meet him. Aside form Penn Jillete, he was the only celebrity I've ever seen in person. Freaked me the hell out.",
"Are you trolling me? Because he isn’t a football player. He’s an actor. ",
"Lol I missed it. What did he say there?",
"The ole Blumpkin, nice.",
"My Mrs puts it on every now and then and I've seen a few eps while just laying next to her, I must say the gay couple are absolutely hilarious. ",
"Currently watching “The Death Stick” episode of G&F. This guy just went back to Santa Fe, and suddenly here he is again. ",
"Ghostbusters original.",
"I loved the book and the movie. That is my favorite passage as well!",
"Like I said. I laughed. I didn’t know who it was either and I’m not exactly “young” anymore. ",
"Fucking Stephani.",
"I am the 1000th comment. ",
"Groundhog day was the other ghostbuster ",
"It's okay for White women to date minorities",
"Because Ghostbusters, dude. ",
"\"Micky, Micky! What are you doing? You gotta put the mustard underneath first!\"",
"On desktop (Windows, Chrome as browser), can confirm cake icon.",
"I will go to watch the classical movie again",
"Black don't crack.",
"Thank you for this. ",
"::demonic voice:: WIN-STONNN",
"Woooooaaah he is soooo alluring 😍😍",
"Smokin hot ",
"SPOILERS I’m almost positive that’s a series finale. Grace and Frankie were both betrayed by their family, Jacob is broken up with Frankie, grace is over with Nick, faith was born, Nadia and coyote are dating, the House is sold, all the loose ends are tied up. There’s nowhere left to go.",
"THats awesome. I’ve been rewatching OZ on Amazon all week. ",
"Whole foods on San Vicente?\n",
"He has kind eyes. ",
"I see a bunch of people have told you the answer. I better tell you too Incase you missed the other ten times! Bugs me when people don’t check comments before all replying the same thing! Almost as much as it bugs me when people say happy cake day. Like, really? That’s an event to be happy about? A Reddit sign up anniversary? I know it’s dumb that it even bothers me but it does! 🤷♂️ :) ",
"A blurry celebrity picture. Top notch content, /r/pics.\n",
"“We’ve got the tools, we’ve got the talent.” - Abraham Lincoln ",
"Did he buy Twinkies?",
"This kind of bums me out because [originally](https://www.google.com/amp/ew.com/article/2014/11/05/ghostbusters-ernie-hudson/amp/) his character was supposed to be an Air Force captain whose expertise was explosives, but after he was cast for the part they basically made his character the token black guy who was desperate for a job and cut down his lines substantially. At the time he wasn’t getting any work and he was a single dad, so he obviously took the role, but was disappointed to see it become another black stereotype. ",
"Where is his hand?",
"I started watching it last summer. So good. On season 4 now",
"Which one is you? ",
"Ha that's a knee slapper right there. For real I literally slapped my knee and cackled at that.",
"I was hooked after Tales from the Crypt ended. ",
"Congo is by far his best movie",
"The staff at Paddy's is way too caught up in getting drunk and yelling at each other to notice your progress through puberty. ",
"Ah lucky. ",
"I just now realized Winston was my work ethic inspiration. I like to think It made me a successful man. I mean basic suburban middle class successful, but fuck I'm happy.",
"Does each sighting between blinks count as a different sighting?",
"W-I-N-S-T-O-N",
"Ask him if he gets tired of being called Winston ",
"Think it’s all I know him from. At least from memory. I’m sure if I went looking there would be some “oh yeah” moments. But nothing so memorable as ghostbusters. ",
"That’d be such a sad ending! I assumed next season would be them trying to get their house back.",
"Then your dad burst in and beat you with a set of jumper cables?",
"I thought the opposite. He kept coming through her line because she was cool and did not ask for a picture with him. I imagine he probably knew it was coming at some point and by this point he was chill with it.",
"Did you ask for his phone to call some one? ",
"That was when ghost busters was good.",
"A Zehrs in Ontario by chance?",
"He's more of a TV guy - his favorite shows are The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Trailer Park Boys... so he's definitely into comedy lol ",
"My back. ",
"Jacob!!!! \nI love him in Grace and Frankie!!! ",
"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say \"YES\"!",
"That's what the recent travesty that shall not be named just didn't get.",
"\"He took one up the ass. He's just too embarrassed to admit it.\"",
"Booze? ",
"Is this at a Byerly's?",
"This!\n",
"Ass to ass!",
"Yeah right. For the life of me ill never understand the Ghostbusters love. Swear no-one cared about it until the reboot.",
"You look really cute in this one. I’m not hitting on you — boring hetero cis female here. But I thought you’d like to know. And he has kind eyes, as I mentioned elsewhere. \n\nAlso, a little blurry is ok! It smooths out all our rough edges, like a soft-focus lens. :-) Of course, you don’t need the help, but this is the perfect amount of blurry for someone my age (way up there).",
"I worked on a network series in NC right after The Crow was shot. We used a few of the same crew. No one would say much (because of investigations and lawsuits they knew were coming) but the consensus seemed to be that the crew was working long hours, were inexperienced (I don't think they used an actual Master Armorer, who would have been licensed to handle guns on set) short staffed and shit got sloppy. Tho as we say \"the fish stinks from the head\" you gotta look at the producers and PM who set this up.",
"Did you ask him who he's gonna call ?!@?",
"It was only a blumpkin if he was having a shit during the succ ",
"\"I've seen shit that will turn you WHITE...\" massively underquoted line. ",
"Warden glenn!",
"\"love\" FTFY",
"No thanks! Well, maybe the last one. ",
"Great memory!",
"Tell him about the Twinkie. ",
"He has one of those unforgettable voices. ",
"Me too! He was the Everyman with the best reactions to all the crazy shit going on. ",
"The producer was ultimately the negligent one, pushing so hard on the production.",
"It's so rare to have shows about old people, let alone old queer people. Grace and Frankie is refreshing, and I've always loved Lily Tomlin.",
"JACOB!",
"You're not replying to comments correctly, instead you're posting them as top level comments to your own photo. You have to click \"reply\" beneath the comment you're replying to",
"Great actor....",
"This so much",
"I'm guessing you were born after 1988. Because. . . dude. . . no. Just no. The movie is a classic, and is beloved by many. ",
"\"At least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit. I hate that shit.\"",
"It smokes it tho",
"It was some bullet fragments lodged in the barrel, they in turn where \"kicked out\" when a black powder load being used for a large muzzle flash \"hero\" shot was being recorded. It's a failure on multiple peoples parts.",
"Found the guy from buffalo",
"He only did it in hopes he could bang you.",
"Oz was great. ",
"ALSO SPOILERS!! I interpret things differently. First of all, we've got to find out how the situation at Sol and Robert's house....resolves itself. And I wouldn't say the kids' storylines are \"tied up.\" Is Coyote really gonna end up with Nadia or will he finally get with Mal? What's gonna happen to Say Grace--can Breanna save it? And Bud and his fiancee are well lined up for a wedding episode next season!\n\nPersonally, I think the break-up with Nick wasn't an open-and-shut case. Nick always keeps trying. Based on all the information Grace dumped on him at the retirement home, I'm gonna hope that Nick looked up the house listing and bought it, to make sure the girls get it back. Just my hope! But also a clear way to transition into season 5. Unlike season 4 which had a really rough start.",
"Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this.",
"He's in the Netflix show Grace & Frankie!\n\nIt is a wonderful show. Even if the premise doesn't immediately tag you, it's a hilarious show. Worth it!",
"Isnt he supposed to be leaving Frankie? ",
"Syracuse! ",
"A close friend is a writer for that show, and I'm pretty sure they're all planning on future seasons. The show's a hit for Netflix and the cast loves doing it. ",
"I watched this as well, and it always stuck with me too. I think I even put it on my facebook quotes when Facebook first came out. ",
"Even better",
"There's a Pokestop RIGHT THERE!",
"Nice lol",
"Phil? Phil Conners? It's me! Ned. Ned Reierson. Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head. I took your sister to the prom. I got shingles really bad junior year. Bing!?",
"I'm pretty confident that is a roche brothers supermarket just from the colors and style, am I right?",
"Fake guns are more tightly regulated than real guns because they can be used to impersonate real guns",
"If you look carefully he isnt touching her.",
"Hey\n\nIt's okay for White women to date minorities..\n\n**Edit:** seems like i angered alt,-right trash",
"I completely doubt it. Nick is totally gonna buy the house and we can reset. I would've thought the show had ended last season for the same reason, with Frankie in Santa Fe, but they seem to like the reset. Let's not seriously pretend the show is gonna end with Roy's junk still hanging out",
"Just started season 4 about 20 minutes ago. I'm not ready to stop watching but I can't stop watching",
"The best pic of Ernie! https://imgur.com/gallery/ZVvx6",
"[This woman is doing it] (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L1yWH6QSP4k/sddefault.jpg#404_is_fine)",
"Ghostbusters, *what do you want*?!",
"Blacks do cra… wait…",
"Is this in Westlake? ",
"C’mere girl.",
"Do you work for a Niagara Falls souvenir store?",
"WIIIIIINNNNNSTONNNNNNNNNN",
"Where do you get a time stamp? I only see \"3 hours ago\" on both of them. \n\n",
"No ",
"I met him 3 years ago at Wizard World. Unfortunately, didn't take a pic or get an autograph, but we just talked. He was super nice and humble. Great guy! ",
"Naw they're just trying to narrow down Ernie Hudson sightings",
"More fun than saying Attorney Bob Loblaw? ",
"and funny",
"Lmao just noticed your name! ",
"[This is what they mean](https://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif)",
"Best show ever",
"Hey, you don't know. Maybe he's trying to dox Ernie Hudson",
"Black guy here.. I just use lubriderm. ",
"Who and that’s creepy ",
"Ew, don't use descriptors as nouns",
"ask him for his home made yam lube recipe",
"????",
"Yep, that's what they call me.",
"I remember meeting him at a comic con back when Ghostbuster 3 rumors kept swirling. I was nervous and pretty much ended up insulting him about Ghostbusters 2 being so bad on accident. though he took it fine.",
"I think you mean before 1988 although I saw it for the first time in my teens I think the issue is I didn't see it as a kid. Everyone I know likes it. I get its a funny movie. Its not bad but it's not good. Of all movies to get a cult following I don't get why Ghostbusters. Other than afew cheap low hanging fruit jokes it entertainment value is lacking.",
"He's looked the same since he was 30.\n\nHere he is at 31 in Roots\n\n\nhttp://img4.bdbphotos.com/images/700x350/8/8/88ccdrvwaxizw8ic.jpg?skj2io4l",
"The scene on the steps of Columbia in the beginning made me want to drink.",
"This is clearly Winston Zeddmore. \n\nOr Warden Leo.\n\nNot sure.. ",
"Ernie is a cute name for a girl",
"My dad works with his son and says he’s awesome, too.",
"“I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white”",
"I met him and his wife in the fall. I can agree with the fact that he is a cool dude. He is also pretty jacked for being 70",
"I thought it was Mack from Night Court.\n\nI need to go back to basic training for whatever this is I failed at.",
"Exactly. Wow. Someone sign him on a book deal for healthy living. He can make up whatever he wants. It won't matter. ",
"Your mom was pregnant at 14 or 15? Way to bust apart those stereotypes. Lol",
"'Boys, boys, you're scaring the straights' ",
"White Bear Lake yo!",
"Uhh, that’s Morgan Freeman.",
"And apparently has just barely aged.",
"At my job, asking a celebrity for an autograph or photograph would get you fired.",
"Crack is a hell of a drug ",
"It’s BLURRY",
"Do you think it would help if white people ate melanin rich foods, like, I think chaga mushrooms, or some types of mushrooms contain melanin. Would shrooms be the ideal anti-crack solution",
"[How to hyperlink](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+hyperlink+in+a+reddit+comment&oq=how+to+hyp&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0j69i59l2.3626j0j4&client=ms-android-metropcs-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)",
"where do you work that you're dressed like that?",
"Plus there's a scene in The Wire where Omar and his bf are laying down watching an episode of Oz!",
"I have an old fashioned sense of humor. After hours of searching for something I would find funny (no slapstick crap or overacting but believable situations that turn funny) we found this show. Absolutely adore it. Lily Tomlin cracks me up. ",
"No, I definitely meant after 1988. I'm flabbergasted that someone older than 30 doesn't know that Ghostbusters is widely beloved. Though, apparently you actually _do_ understand that lots of poeple care about it, and did before the reboot. Which makes your comment above even more bizarre. \n\nI'm not doubting that _you_ don't like it. But to claim that you think no one else liked it until the reboot? That's just weirdly out of touch. ",
"Unless black _does_ crack. ",
"This comment gives me anxiety",
"Did you used to be black? The reason I ask is because he’s seen shit that’ll turn you white. Just curious.",
"I didn't even think about the possibility of Nick purchasing the house. Seems so obvious now. Thanks for ruining the magic! Just kidding. I love that show. ",
"I don't look that fit at 32. 😶",
"Guarantee OP has no idea what the reference is. She just thinks him buying a Twinkie is giggle worthy. ",
"Yea, you can find plenty of people who get a recommended amount of vitamin D (I think 15 minutes in the sun is all you need if I remember right) and otherwise tend to avoid the sun and they have fantastic skin. \n\nIt's cool if you want to spend 8 hours a day outside, just don't cry when your face looks like a leather scrotum when you're 48.",
"Hey, I got to take a selfie with one of my favorite Artists like a year ago, and I was so nervous I couldn't get a good photo, so I feel you.",
"You're missing out if you've only seen J. K. Simmons in Oz",
"Most underrated Ghostbuster of them all.\n",
"I said it like Mr. T",
"That is so cool! Who is he?...",
"Now Frankie is going to Facebook stalk you. ",
"Wait. Who is this guy again? ",
"It's on Hulu. I just watched it again last week. That movie is a huge part of why I am the way I am today. I watched in the first time when I was 12. It warped my fragile little mind. \n\nAlso, the soundtrack was the first CD I ever owned. Still one of the best film soundtracks ever made!",
"That is a GOOD point. White people start moisturizing once it’s too late. We don’t see the need till it’s too late. Gtg moisturize now! ",
"You should have asked to borrow his phone saying you needed to make a call!",
"It’s crazy. Black guys age extremely well. A few guys I work with, they look to be about my age (33), but are well into their 50’s. They also assumed me to be in my late 40’s because of my full head of gray hair. We joke back and forth about it. Lol",
"Just make sure you use lotion, b/c if not....whooooooooo",
"Thanks I appreciate this comment :)",
"Fuckin love that guy",
"That depends entirely on if you are reading his law blog, or if he is lobbing law bombs.",
"Better start hitting the gym now then. ",
"Hey!.....................................^hey!",
"And then he... turns back into a dog?",
"[William Shatner](http://www.treknews.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/william-shatner-ready-play-kirk-again-750x480.jpg) is 86",
"Who do I call?",
"Great. Here come the lawsuits.",
"That's really the only good way to do it.",
"Came here to say this. Those arms. Damn.",
"Who’s Ernie Hudson? ",
"Come on! Don't skimp on the onions......lots of onions. ",
"\"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?\"",
"Did you catch the number on the locomotive?!",
"The costume designer, Allyson Fanger, posted to her instagram with a photo of Frankie’s wardrobe and it had a caption saying “Day 1 of Season 5.” ",
"If I was born after 1988 id be under 30 and I am. No I could swear it wasn't big on reddit say 3 years ago yeah we got the occasional thing but only if it was good. A random pic had no chance of the FP. Reboot hits and suddenly its the best movie ever made and the vast majority of reddit loves it.",
"I thought it was 'if there's a steady paycheck involved... I'll believe anything you say.'",
"Janine. Sorry about the bugeyes thing.",
"Can I just say that I love how this is like a new !redditsilver?",
"Not a nurse but a casual observer who has lived in all over the country.... have seen many under 35 year olds who look 60.",
"It's never too late. Caitlyn transitioned in her 50s, becoming black should be no problem",
"Looks more like Bernie Ludson",
"Ernie is great. I would love to meet him and shake his hand.\n\nHe seriously has been the backbone of so many great things. It's people like him who really make it possible.",
"All I see is the guy from sliders. Lol",
"Tanning, hair products, and compulsive lying!",
"Tell him that Winnie's a ho, he needs to move to be with Frankie",
"Substitute...the movie! I love that movie",
"That's awesome! I just happen to be watching gostbusters with my 4 year old son! Coincidence? I think not!",
"Yeah, this is the real reason. Sun damage is the real killer for ageing. My grandma always moisturised, didn’t sleep in her makeup, wore sunscreen and proper sun protection (I’m talking sunglasses and a big ass floppy hat whilst sitting under a beach umbrella). Her skin looked pretty damn good, even at 90. The melanin helps **a lot**.",
"> Ill never forget that shit man\n\nWait you just said you peed",
"Also on desktop.",
"hunt ghosts erryday",
"Wtf is an ernie hudson DOEEEEE??????",
"That is awesome and a great pic for memories sake.",
"That's a very positive way to put it! You totally turned my glass half empty into a glass half full.",
"She must had seen shit that turned her white!",
"\"That's a big twinkie\" ",
"\"Dark\"?\n\nBut seriously, I thought of that. Wasn't my initial thought, thankfully.",
"Jovan musk?",
"Yeah, tell that to all the white cast members of 16 and pregnant. ",
"Did you ask to borrow his phone?",
"Why I got to be Winston? Because I'm black. \n\nStranger Things I was you... Well without the soul eating monsters and parents who ignored me...oh and close friends",
"Idk some Dad cologne",
"(I'd theorize anything to keep the show going). But for real Grace won't stop stressing that he's persistent (and rich) above all. Just seems too perfect.\n\nAlso, what the kids did was honestly really shitty. They made no real attempt to have any sort of honest discussion and figure it what was going on; they just strongarm guilt tripped two people who've stressed their need for independence above all else. It's obviously out of character and just a plot device, but it still wasn't fun to watch",
"I've used Bacon Reader for a long time. It's very possible that the Reddit mobile app is a better choice at this point, i'll look into it.",
"Have them team up to bust some ghosts.",
"OP is beautiful btw",
"Did you ask him to make any of those sound effects he made in the \"Police Academy\" movies?",
"Must be hard getting people to take pictures with you as a pretty white girl",
"I smell toast ",
"This may also be why Asian women age very slowly. My wife once went on for a half an hour about her skin care plan for the next year. She also avoids the sun like a vampire. She's Buffalo Bill's wet dream.",
"Yeah, I didn't mean to imply the products I use is what all black people use lol. My family's pretty hippie.",
"I loved that show",
"Potato pic",
"Onions make you fart. ",
"Of all the ghostbusters, he has aged the best. I'm sick of bill Murray, id be okay with a sequel with just Ernie Hudson and Dan skeptical as mentor types.",
"Did you ask him what it was like to be in “Tales from the hood”",
"Did you ask If he was moving back California? ",
"Also white people are more susceptible to UVA radiation which causes wrinkles.\n\nSo remember kids! Always wear sunscreen and moisturizer! ",
"I mean, he was good as the uncle with the Hearse, but is that really fame worthy?",
"I thought you had class?\n\nI thought you had class!",
"Dude is so hot as an organic farmer in Sante Fe CURRENTLY. Don't care how old I was for his former roles, he's handsome as all get out in the right here and now. 2018.",
"> If I was born after 1988 id be under 30 and I am. \n\nYes, that was my point. Anyone older should be aware of how popular Ghostbusters was. \n\n> No I could swear it wasn't big on reddit say 3 years ago\n\nYou do realize there's a world outside of reddit, right? :-)\n\n> A random pic had no chance of the FP.\n\nMy memory differs, my friend. I suspect the more accurate explanation is that _you_ weren't aw aware of Ghostbusters 3 years ago, and you don't remember all the references. It wasn't a movie you liked or thought about, so the references didn't register. Then the Ghostbusters reboot happened, and that was unmissable, both here and in the broader pop culture world. Now you're noticing the references. Isn't is possible that's what happened?",
"AND its blurry 👍🏽👍🏽",
"Where do you work that he frequents your store? I must go find him!",
"Lol, no worries.. I too am not cracking.",
"Idk who that is ",
"McManus is pissed; what is this, a fucking press conference holiday??",
"they need a ghostbusters reboot where his grand kids are weegyboarding it and he breaks out his plasma cannon and vaporizes a ghoul. ",
"He’s so awesome! Ghost busters!",
"\"I'm your great white hunter for this tale, though I happen to be black.\"",
"I came here for this comment...",
"Coool!! ",
"So who you gonna call?",
"The mere fact that you appreciate ernie hudson is a kindness i wish more people partook in. That man is maybe the most underrated actor in modern history. His work in both Congo and The Human Tornado would be lost to time. I am serious, too. Both of those movies represent overlooked chunks of hollywood talent. And i for one am damn glad you found the courage to ask a favorite overlooked celebrity to pose for a photo with you. Keep doing that!",
"You should increase the Lightning on your screen so you stop seeing your reflection",
"I agree he looks great for his age, I was just saying I'm not surprised he was 72.",
"Was this taken on an android...? ;)",
"This is the very best thing I've seen all day. Rock on, Ernie Hudson. Rock on, adorable blonde girl. Rock on.\n",
"User name checks out",
"When someone asks you for a pic YOU SAY YES!!!",
"Little known fact Grace and Frankie is part of the Ghostbusters’ Extended Universe. ",
"His best role was in Congo. ",
"He won’t be coming back\n",
"And I think of The Crow. I'm shocked to realize he's the same guy! ",
"I’d even argue a rough 47",
"We have the tools, we have the talent!",
"So Who else had to google Ernie Hudson? I’m so out of touch. ",
"Damn he's the only guy that old I've ever looked at and thought \"I'd do him\" ",
"white cracks. source: i'm white and starting to crack.\n",
"You are so lucky. I've seen him in so many things from Ghostbusters to Castle.\n\nEdit:Not Castle, Bones",
"I was gonna say, my dude looks the same from Ghostbusters!",
"Thank you for sharing this! It seriously makes me feel better, which is dumb since it’s just a show. I thought the ending was a great way to start new conflicts for Season 5. No dragging and dragging on old story lines. I’m a nurse and what happened to Grace and Frankie is not uncommon. \n\nTell your friend she’s awesome and I hope she and her colleagues keep it up! ",
"I have never seen a “before”picture of her. Thank you!",
"I have seen SHIT that will turn you WHITE",
"damn. she's good at that. i've never actually seen a before and after picture of her. that said, white decorated like black will still probably crack",
"Dude looks good. Has to be pushing 80 and you can't tell.",
"He probably specifically requested all references to Ghost Busters be removed after that disaster.",
"I must have seen the episode 15 times by now, but I never laughed as hard at those words until you typed them and used them PERFECTLY in a thread. Bravo.",
"Unsung hero of the franchise. Has always been gracious to his fans. ",
"YOH. I love him in Grace and Frankie. \n\n",
"You’re cute",
"That is so nice of him.",
"!redditsilver",
"Du Nu Naana Nana NanunanuNanu.",
"It's because he described him as friendly... nothing yo do with color. Just reminded me of someone introducing their dog than a person with the original statement.",
"Wow, that's amazing! Good for you! This is certainly something to show your kids and grand kids in a couple of years.",
"That looks pretty good",
"It’s more fun for me to have him know that it sends him to *Let Me Google That For You*. Anyways, it is a hyperlink.",
"The good ol' Bob Loblaw law blog. ",
"Who is Ernie Hudson? ",
"Is this a Kowalskis market?\n",
"He's an actor who you may remember from Ghostbusters, Bones, Twin Peaks, and Ghostbusters II. ",
"That movie is so wonderfully 90s. I adore it.",
"Which one is earnie Hudson?",
"Fucking sad. 😢",
"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!!",
"I saw him when I went to the force awakens!",
"Ernie was the only redeeming quality about the movie *Congo.*",
"Shut up you....! You what???",
"Well that got dark fast",
"Is this quote from Arrested Development?",
"I gave him a fist-bump at the Star Tribune booth this year at the fair (I was in my MSF shirt so there was no asking for special things). \n\nCool guy. Glad he calls Minnesota home.",
"Didn't even know who he was before today ",
"I wouldn't say not approaching her is necessarily social anxiety, some people just don't get anything out of small talk.",
"Did you talk to him about twinkies?",
"I bet you didn’t even know who he was the first time. police academy is a great movie.",
"Who's Ernie Hudson, is he like an actor?",
"Not what I was implying at all. Sorry if it came across like that. I just found it funny how he was being described reminded me of how someone would describe a dog and not a person. Race regardless. I apologize if that was offensive. ",
"Is he your yam man?",
"You should have asked to borrow his phone. So he'd ask \"who you gonna call?\"",
"It would take me 100 encounters before I could be sure it was Ernie Hudson.",
"I’m not a regular just know about it. Among other boards....",
"Damn. I was just gonna make that comment. ",
"I mean if you're a racist yes I suppose that is what you would assume. Good job outing yourself. ",
"Handsome too",
"> Say it with Morgan Freeman’s cadence \n\nOK, that tipped it from fun to awesome.",
"He looks better now than he did thirty years ago!",
"Shit i wouldnt even put him over 60!!",
"I remember that. ",
"King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!",
"He's also the \"good cop\" in The Crow (original, not the abominations that followed).",
"I LOVE THIS TOWN! ",
"He was ignored, in a very bad way, by Academy Awards committee, for his portrayal of a mentally handicapped person in \"The Hand That Rocks The Cradle\" circa 1992.",
"Why, you li...\nNo, I can't do it. Frown on. ",
"He wants to fuck. Plus you kind of look like the fake Jigsaw that rides out on a trycicle in the Saw movies.",
"I’m so happy I found this, fucking love that show too",
"He portrayed Winston Zeddemore, from the first Ghostbusters movie.",
"Don't you hate it when you finally get the nerve and your picture looks shitty and blurry so you just roll with it even though it would only take another second to snap another one you are way to nervous to do so.\n\ngood times. done that myself",
"\nIt won't rain all the time\n\n\nThe sky won't fall forever \n\n\nAnd though the night seems long \n\n\nyour tears won't fall forever.\n",
"Principal Rolle!",
"Everyone loves coffee, but where do ya get it??",
"“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”",
"I was going to argue, but then I thought of other, equally absurd government legislation. ",
"I hear it as something Tobias might say to Michael. ",
"Thanks. I am really not good at recognizing celebrities.",
"And plays the vulture in Brooklyn 99...he does 'scuzzy' well",
"He’s seen shit that’ll turn you white! ",
"*Riggs!*",
"I LOVE THIS TOWN! ",
"“WINNNNSSTOOOOOONNN......”",
"I thought i saw him once at a caribou coffee. Figured it was just some other old man that no way it was ernie. Few months later my dad mentions how ernie hudson lives the next town over. I was pretty salty i didnt get a picture. ",
"Are you the reason why he broke up with Frankie ?!",
"Ghostbusters",
"He also did fine work, in \"The Hand That Rocks The Cradle\".",
"Schillinger is also an insurance dude... he is Farmers... ",
"B L A C K E D",
"HE'S 72?!",
"I hate it when they leave cliffhangers sometimes too cuz then I really get suckd in 🙄",
"Yeah science!",
"Fun fact: I met him at my friend's house when I was a teenager. There were about 8 of us, still up at 10 am from a night of LSD. He was there with his wife, kids, and a realtor as a potential buyer. He was really nice, even after one of us randomly blurted out \"Who you gonna call?!\" which made the rest of us explode in laughter.\n\nEdit: He did not buy the house. It may be our fault.",
"he looks pretty good #blackdon'tcrack",
"You look like an amalgamation of 2 of my ex's.",
"Thank you. ",
"*googles Ernie Hudson*",
"So that's his name ",
"Kittery Trading post?",
"You got the tools , you got the talent!",
"very cool",
"Do you work in Lake Arrowhead?",
"Is that whole foods?",
"Peeing in the bucket in solitary confinement to end an episode? Me too. I was looking for nudity on Showcase Fridays without borders but was a surprise.",
"Ernie is a great guy. I bested him in a game of Ghostbusters Trivia at a con years ago, he was a riot. So much fun. When I won he signed this for me. I still treasure it. https://photos.app.goo.gl/Gi6K18lOnxZylvC72",
"Nice to see that even Valentina Shevchenko gets nervous in everyday situations",
"still black tho lol",
"I'll believe in anything you want*",
"I wasn't impressed much until I compared them. That's good work. How do you do that?",
"Black man with a white woman? Toooo the front page we go! Shalom!",
"Always nice when a celebrity is as nice a person as they are talented.",
"Kkjkkkkjkjkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkjkkkjkkjkkkjkkmkii8uujj76i7juujuy kkkjkkkkkjikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkkjjkjkjjkkkjkkkkkkkkkkj kkkjkkkkkjjkkjkkjjkjjkkkkkjkkkjkjjkkjk",
"That movie really holds up.",
"Did you ask him if he was a god and did he say yes",
"He was my favorite Ghostbuster. When I was a kid all the others would fight over who they wanted to be and I never could figure out why no one else wanted to be Winston. ",
"Don’t worry, you’re a very pretty woman, most people on reddit wouldn’t ever have a chance with you because of:\n\nA) socially awkward \nB) trollish \nC) all of the above\n\nDon’t let anything anyone says about you on here bother you.",
"I have seen SHIT that will turn you white.",
"My best friend had to grab me by my arm and pull me over to him at Rose City Comic Con. I was too shy to say hi. He shook my hand. Just had images of the action figures flashing in my mind as he introduced himself. \n\nAlso: *They literally had to pay him to stop his anti-ghostbusters remake crusade. When approached for his opinion, he basically said the idea of a female cast was dumb*",
"Yes, I'm also curious. Please, enlighten us.",
"I worked on a TV show with him in Chicago. The guy is so nice and in great shape! ",
"So, that job IS worth $11,5k a year?",
"Why do Redditors butcher every quote 100% of the time?",
"Who wants to be Winston? The answer is me. I wanted to be Winston. \n\"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!\"",
"You might even say... Sppoky?",
"He's a understandable person to be physically nervous around. The man is a treasure. ",
"your cool award has been sealed and is on it's way.",
"Who you gonna call..?",
"Nice",
"That’s the damn truth. I know a lady his age who looks like she’s 50. They’re better than us.",
"Who is this dude ",
"I loved him in *OZ*",
"He looks exactly how I remember him from the 80s. Thanks Ernie! Can #thanksobama!",
"This guy is awesome. ",
"This must have been in Oregon.",
"When someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes!",
"“Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!!”\n\nFTFY",
"That job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!",
"He's very handsome. ",
"Doesn't he live in Minnesota? This almost looks like it could be a Kowalski's.",
"Tell him I said Hi. ",
"Amy want raindrop drink!",
"Thank you for telling me who this was. I feel dumb",
"His best role was in the cool thriller \"hand that rocks the cradle\"",
"I prefer Jack Nicholson's \"Give me money, and I'll do shit for you.\" approach.",
"Black don't crack.",
"They need find a place for him in the mcu,i meet him a michigan Comic-Con,he such a cool guy,he could be the keeper of the galexy's ghost archives,have starks dad come back and tell him secrets from the other world or something like that.",
"You look familiar....",
"I said, the *real* [transracial](http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/41e7192fcb0bec33.png)\n\nPerfection.",
"Who ya gonna call?",
"Nice",
"Frankie’s BF",
"Old Spice + sweat? ",
"FRANKIE AND GRACE! LOVE HIM!",
"He wasn’t taking a shit! He has class for crying out loud!",
"He highfived once me at Comicon. He’s my favorite ghost buster now.",
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a movie that I have to watch if it's on tv and I see that it's on. My Cousin Vinny is probably the only other movie like that for me.",
"You ain't kidding. Used to have a security guard at a facility I worked at. Dude was in his 60s, I thought he was in his 40's for 2 years before he finally showed me a picture of his first grandkid. \n\nI was like \"Grand kid, at your age?\" He just laughed. ",
"Who... is this?",
"Ask him. If someone asks if you are a God, what do you say?",
"Without Winston, Egon and Ray possibly burn to death developing the Vigo photos.",
"72* ...damn. lol",
"The correct answer is, \"yes\".",
"I eat soup and oranges too, I bet we would be great friends.",
"You and me both brother!",
"Who ya gonna call?",
"blacked.com",
"Also:\n\n'You've got the biggest penis I've ever seen'\n\nBrandon Lee - Showdown in Little Tokyo. ",
"Ayyyye",
"Black dude from Ghostbusters.",
"\"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say\"\n\nBest line in the movie. ",
"im white and i crack all the time. I'm a cracker",
"He has such a nice vibe to him! Without getting into spoilers, I hope he's on Grace and Frankie Season 5. ",
"Why shouldn't it be allowed to? What exactly are you implying?",
"That was the first move I ever saw with the \"the brotha always saves the day\" trope.",
"Also, the role came down between Ernie and Reginald VelJohnson (Carl Winslow).",
"Probably not great to start asking for pictures every time he comes in, quick way to get him to stop shopping there.",
"You beat me to it. ",
"Hey he’s from grace n Frankie love the show",
"I was his driver for Fan Expo in Toronto. He was a total gentleman and actually engaged with me quite quickly. I got to ask him about the Crow and told him I loved “Congo” (and I DID!}. He talked about pinball, too. He’s got a Congo and a Ghostbusters pin. \n\nI’ve now told him and Tim Curry how much I loved that movie - look out Laura Linney! (Bruce Campbell’s done better)",
"I've never been in a store 100 times before ",
"You're going to get into the pedantric intracacies of whether a shit has to be crowning or not when getting your dick sucked in a piss hut? ",
"Both. Run DMC did the theme song.",
"Wizardry. ",
"Ernie's character is Ghostbusters was very well written and that's not really discussed that much. His race wasn't even relevant to the part. If the Ghostbusters had just been the three scientists the film really would have suffered. Ernie's character was almost necessary to keep the film grounded. And probably most important is that as an actor Ernie held his own against three comedy legends (4 if you count Rick Moranis).",
"He had the tools, he had the talent!",
"HIV ",
"Very cute",
"When did Ernie Hudson become a 20 something white woman? ",
"Which one are you ",
"Oh I won’t ask again for a while. The last thing I’ve ever wanted to do was bother him. I always say hi to him and treat him like everyone else who shops there, I don’t want to attract unwanted attention to him. ",
"Is the worshiping part in an additional series of pics? All I see here is her taking a pipc with one of the original Ghostbusters.",
"\"post production\" gunfire looks like ass because the gun doesn't kick when they fire.\n\nwe're talking about a risk that happens once every few decades when idiots are involved. going without blanks to avoid a minutely small risk is ridiculous. it makes all the action sequences look like ass. people can and do get hurt in a million other ways on set and that's just the way things are.\n",
"Not just fragments. Essentially, since it was a revolver, and one of the shots showed it from the front (where the \"bullet\" end of the cartridges would be visible.), they needed a dummy cartridge. Well, the production team made their own by emptying the powder from a real live cartridge, and using that for the detail shots. Someone during that time must have let the hammer down on one of those dummy rounds, which still had a live primer, and it was just enough force to eject the \"bullet\" from the cartridge and lodge it in the barrel.\n\nThen, for that hero shot, they simply remove the dummy cartridges, and put in blanks (cartridges with full primer and powder load, but no bullet. So when they fired the blank, what would have been just a muzzle flash from the load fired the 44 magnum bullet that was lodged in the barrel.\n\ntl;dr they essentially shot him at point blank range with the most powerful handgun that existed at the time. It all could have been prevented by someone flushing the barrel of the gun to be sure it was clear of a squib load, or by using a prop gun that was modified to only use blanks, preventing any projectile from leaving the barrel.",
"You were being very nice thank you!",
"Did he tell you about the Twinkie?",
"Why is little foot such a popular username? I see all 25 something girls using this. What does it mean? Unrelated to Ernie of course. A+ for the pic! \n\nEdit: I need to clarify, most girls with that username are around 25. Sorry, not trying to generalize!",
"On the comment section to find out who is gonna help me bust this ghost-like case on regarding this spookily well known stranger 👻🤔",
"r/ghostbusters ",
"sadly his character didn't start that way\n\nbuy hey\n\ngotta have more murray ",
"I recognize the name and the face but can't remember what he was in.",
"*pushes glasses up nose* Actually, it's \"GREEN-drop drink\"... the green drop being the olive in the martini. Source: Have seen Congo way too many times.",
"That's so cool. I wished it was me too.",
"He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!!",
"Hasn’t aged a bit. ",
"yup, even when handling my own guns, when I know they are clear, I still check the chamber every time, and keep a close count on my rounds on target to prevent squibs.",
"lol. I was being facetious, but good to know that wasn't your intention. Maybe it's my fault for seeing the worst in people.\n",
"She actually couldn't remember who he was for the first 100 times he walked into the store. Then on the 101st time her coworker asked her why she's the only one not excited that a ghostbuster was in the store.",
"Shaking...why? He's just a regular guy who was in a few movies.",
"Says the guy with 10 fucking posts in the same thread.",
"Ahhhhh....you're breaking my heart.....sad!!!",
"Its okay :) I just looked at the comment and it was on like -3 so I thought I should try and explain myself, but, if you like it thats all that matters because it was meant for you.\n\nMuch luck in life -twyj",
"I wonder what the guys at blockbuster that laughed Netflix out of their meeting are doing now. Netflix had offered to partner with Blockbuster and handle their digital and mail distribution. Talk about making a big mistake by not taking that offer, lol.",
"Who?",
"> look, a white person worshipping a minority!\n\nOkay, dipshit.\n\n* That's Ernie Hudson. If you don't know who he is, look him up.\n\n* It's cool because he's a celebrity.\n\n* It's literally a picture.",
"This is my home and I like it.",
"The REAL Ghostbusters cartoon probably counts. They made it their own and even had a direct movie tie in where Venkman put off cleaning the Staypuff marshmallow from their uniforms so long that they became sentient evil ghostbusters. ",
"He's not a shit man, man ;)",
"“That’s a big Twinkie.”",
"I absolutely loved him in Congo. Munro Kelly was the best part of that movie.",
"dude, if an olympic diver can become a woman for no other reason than \"fuck you, that's why\", why can't a woman who grew up with \"actual black\" brothers and is highly into black causes perm her hair and call herself black? she was evidently fitting in just fine.\n\nin much of the south US you can't tell what race people are. everyone is light brown or dark brown.\n",
"Which one are you? 😂",
"He never got over it. Poor dude already had plenty of demons to deal with at the time.",
"Nobody on my Facebook even knows what a Lenny is...",
"That's one big twinkie.",
"Controversial section best section",
"Cool!",
"How do so many people not recognize him from ghostbusters or the crow??",
"I literally just today finished rewatching the series, got on Reddit, and saw this at the top of my feed.",
"The line was: \"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.\" In response to do you believe in ghosts, paranormal...",
"What are you talking about?",
"When I was in preschool, my three best friends and I used to play \"ghostbusters\" every single recess as it was our favorite movie, and cartoon. We all chose permanent characters and I chose him. I also really liked Peter, but I thought Winston was the coolest ghostbuster. We were the cutest band of Asian American kids running around zapping ghosts. ",
"Nice Lulu headband.",
"If you don’t know the story behind this woman, she became the head of her local NCAA and then people found out she wasn’t actually of African American heritage. She claimed that although she was born white, she identified more with the black community and should be able to choose her ethnicity. ",
"Very cool",
"You are a good person.",
"Fun fact: I used to work for an archiving company that took over the \"Ghost busters\" building in New Jersey.\n\nIt was converted to a storage facility, storing boxes of paper records and data tapes. Tthe main floor is actually a massive elevator that moves up and down, or at least, it used to.\n\nEverything was painted battleship grey, in that really smelly grey paint. There were some signatures we came across once, nothing major from what I remember (this was back in 2006, when I was there doing the conversion, working for a company acquired by \"ArchivesOne\" based out of Connecticut.\n\nLater, ArchivesOne was purchased by Iron Mountain, Inc, I don't know of the property was sold off.\n\nThere were business offices at the VERY top of the building, and the old elevator motors used to throw so much EMP and interference, that every time the elevator went to the top floor, it knocked out our wifi for about 5 minutes while the router reset. We asked most of the employees to NOT ride the elevator to the roof, but the floor below and walk up.\n\nThe smell was something I remember the most. Wasn't that impressive of a building inside, and a sad way for that iconic building to end up for such a hit when it was in the movies. Smelled like an old battleship/naval ship from the magnesium grey paint.",
"Wow",
"If there's a steady paycheck involved, he'll do anything you say ",
"\n>(7) Herbal care for HIV\n\nwat",
"Who is he?\n",
"Lmao did you cross the streams :p she's a keeper! ",
"Let me guess, fellow Twin cities redditor? That's where he moved.",
"But he provided the crucial explanation to Ray as to what you say when someone asks if you're a god. ",
"This is why nobody wants to be Winston ",
"Interesting. I don't get the time stamp at all, on either my laptop or on mobile.",
">I hope I look that good 33 years from now...\n\nGet to it, you can do it!",
"I've got the shop patrol on the photo-op patrol\n\npeople love to critique me cause i just can't close\n\nreddit critics that say his paychecks predisposed\n\nI'm on the internet too, stupid! What type of facts are those?",
"Way to respect a shopper's privacy.",
"This looks like the guy from the Crow but he looks the same as 20 years ago so can’t be. ",
"Isn't Little Foot the name of the brontosaurus (main character) from The Land Before Time? It would have been popular when 25 year olds were young. ",
"There's a black person on the frontpage, this truly hurts edgy redditors",
"\"Unity!\"",
"Non mobile a little piece of cake is next to username on their cake day",
"She's on young Sheldon now, only reason I watched as many episodes as I did. Straight up gmilf.",
"Yeah, people love getting the hi and a little conversation. The pics not so much. Enjoy!",
"OP has seen shit that has turned her white.",
"[This guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Like_Me) went black, but he went back. He didn’t have a very nice time being black. ",
"And now he will never come back.",
"You never know if a comment like this will get 100 upvotes or 100 downvotes. There’s never any consistency.",
"I was surprised when I saw that on wikipedia too.",
"Old Spice, Chesterfields and a day at work. I miss you, Dad!\n",
"I think that makes him even more relatable, though. Think about it like this, how often do you go to work and feel like the star of the show? Maybe it's just me but I always feel like if I go to work and do a good job, no one really notices I was even there.",
"Damn I love that movie. One of my favorites.",
"I met Ernie and got a picture signed by him at Motor City Comic Con about 5 years back. He was so kind and seemed extremely genuine! Really cool picture, he still looks great and doesn't look upset at all, just seems like a super great guy!",
"He originally had a much larger role and bigger character. Right before they started filming they notified him that his character would be reduced. He was very good in the movie but he never got to play the original character that was written on the original script. \n\n[Article link](http://ew.com/article/2014/11/05/ghostbusters-ernie-hudson/)",
"I used to deliver pizzas to the guy YEARS ago out in Calabasas. I’m guessing Bristol Farms?",
"That girlfriend/wife of your's? Looove me some quick wit!",
"Could somebody hose him please!?",
"I started watching it after a particularly rough breakup and it was sort of perfect. ",
"Too bad he's a prick.",
"Musta seen the sht he's seen..",
"Do you seriously not understand that it's offensive to call a black man \"boy\"?",
"you look nervous",
"Wtf I’m seeing everyone in that under jacket, people at my schools, apparently celebrities and even me, is this a glitch in the matrix?",
"Weed and motor oil?",
"He’s still looking good",
"It’s never to late. ",
"60 here and ashamed. :( But holy is he one handsome man eh? ",
"Nice lulu headband!",
"What the fuck? He's 73?",
"I'd like to think the joke was that all of those people are characters played by Sam Elliott.",
"43 is the new 73. ",
"My favorite Ernie Hudson line is also from Ghostbusters.\n\n\"That's a big Twinkie.\"\n",
"When I moved to the southwest I realized there are 24 year old white women who look 39. The sun gets you real quick.",
"Every famous person I've seen in similar circumstances has been so kind, and actually invited me & my family/friends to take pictures. We met James Brown in a gift shop in a Dublin hotel not long before he died in 2006; he was so kind, asked us so many questions. Similarly, I went to Mohegan Sun a few years ago, not knowing it was NBA Hall of Fame Weekend. Someone at my poolside table said hello to Julius Erving as he walked by in the afternoon, and he pulled up a chair, talked to us for 20 minutes, and signing everything we put in front of him. ",
"I always loved his role in The Crow... seeing this pic wants me to watch that movie again! ",
"Same with the wire. You seem them everywhere. Except the main character. haven’t seen him since.. ",
"And now we know why nobody wants to he Winston.....takes about 100 times being seen, just to be noticed. ",
"Real AmericN hero!",
"That scene is pretty historically significant as one of the only times an actor is shown actually urinating on camera. \n\nIt's one of those weird things. \n\n",
"This guy lives in my town, I hear too many people come up to him so it’s great to hear there’s some decent people who wait, and treat him like normal till they know him.",
"Don’t forget “the hand that rock the cradle”. He was really good in that movie as a mentally disabled man. ",
"Oh... he’s the guy that no one wanted to be in stranger things right ?",
"He looks like he has fuck eyes for you",
"I don't see why it matters that he's black. You're the one who obviously has some racist tendencies if that's where your mind went first.",
"You need better Facebook friends then.",
"TBH I had no idea who this guy is until I googled him. ",
"Dude look like he made sure the ghosts didn't take his life.\nLooks great and you too. ",
"He likes soup and oranges? Just like us!! ",
"I met him at a convention...and yes he is so nice...he also did a great Q&A...wonderful guy ",
"Hes the chap out of grace and frankie right? Jacob? ",
"\"Power perceived is power achieved.\"",
"Are you talking about the Ghostbusters firehouse? Because that’s an actual fire station in TriBeCa. My wife and I stumbled upon it one day when we were being touristy in the area. \n\nThey even had the ghostbusters hanging sign just inside the front door still. \n\nApparently, they suffered pretty major casualties during 9/11 as well. \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse,_Hook_%26_Ladder_Company_8",
"Had a friend vacationing near Phoenix. He was eating breakfast in the near-empty resort restaurant (it was very early)and Alice Cooper came in. They were both eating and Al asked him if he wanted company for breakfast as they were both alone. My friend said \"Sure!\".\nCooper was waiting for friends to play a round of golf. Friend said he was super nice, very friendly and funny, even at 7:30 a.m.!",
"Honestly. He looks pretty good for 72.",
"They got lucky. The crisp romance between Bill Murray and Sigourney Weaver was obviously real. Supporting cast was unbelievable. Good writing. The theme about New York’s doom and resurrection was real too. It just worked.",
"She's funny af as Sheldon's Grandma on Young Sheldon.",
"Because in both cases...they aren't what they say they are, regardless of SJW fee fees.",
"I guess you aint afraid of no ghostbuster",
"One these days Im going to ask a celebrity if we can take a picture. Hand them the phone and pose in front of them. ",
"You questioning Stringer Bell's street cred?",
"His role in A Cowboy Way was awesome!",
"I think the Duffer Brothers should cast him in Stranger Things 3! They always throw one 80’s star in the mix. Especially after no one wanted to be Winston on Halloween!",
"This is a great photo! Don't worry that it's a little blurry; you did a great job and got yourself a memorable picture and you will be grateful that you were finally brave enough to ask him to let you take this picture. And it's really cool that he was a nice guy.\n\nAlso, you're very attractive. And you have a great smile!",
"TIL, Ernie Hudson is living in MN\n\nhttp://www.startribune.com/the-ghostbuster-among-us-ernie-hudson-has-called-minnesota-home-for-40-years/386830921/\n\n\nHe's got a long history there",
"That's really fucked up what they did to him.\n\nThat actually makes me like Ghostbusters a bit less.\n",
"Dude your robot voice is fuckin rad. I think I might give smoking a try.",
"Winston !!!",
"Ya he was so talented. Favorite part of the movie was when he was running on the roof top in the rain, he jumps and rolls over his head and his hair picks up the water and flings it up in the air. It was amazing",
"That’s him. Such a funny show. ",
"I have no clue who this is\nBut you obviously do\nSo I’m happy for you\n\n\n\n\n\nI have been drinking\nX",
"Is this at the Mandalay Bay’s shark reef? ",
"Coco Butter keeps you immortal. ",
"The most underappreciated Ghostbuster!",
"Neva forget Winston Zeddemore!",
"Feel sorry for Ernie that his character wasn't as fleshed out in Ghostbusters as he would have liked. Very likeable actor.",
"Shit like this is why I have a reddit account. A++ , sir.",
"Black don't crack. ",
"I agree with this spot on. It definitely definitely wasn’t a series finale. There was way too much left unanswered ",
"I always appreciate this guy on screen.",
"My best friend and I ran into him in the parking lot as he was leaving a Con on Long Island several years ago. When we called his name he did the polite wave thing. Then we said how much we loved his performance in Oz and his face just lit up. He said, \"You two are the first people this whole weekend who didn't mention Ghostbusters. Thank you very much!\" He was very friendly and I hope people learn to appreciate the rest of his body of work as well.",
"ugh, I love the show but those two make me cringe any time they try to act out intimacy. I just can't see them as believable gay men.",
"That guy looks so familiar. ",
"Is this Wegman’s?",
"\"I love this toooowwwwnnnn\"!",
"Pretty sure that’s Booker T... er wait no... it’s Busta Rhymes. Yea that’s totally Busta Rhymes",
"That blur...his speed is incredible... how can we fight against such power!?",
"sick! I love that guy!",
"Who?",
"Met him once at Kinko's when that was still a thing. He and his wife were very nice, and he didn't seem to mind telling us about the projects he was working on and signing autographs. Super cool guy!",
"Mars cheese castle??",
"Well thanks. Don’t know any of the old movies ",
"I met him in Roswell NM about 4 years ago. One of the most graceful guys I've ever met. He ended up speaking with my friends and I for about 15 minutes before his handler lead him away, but such a cool dude!",
"I'm 30 and I want to bang him!!",
"Always seemed like a really cool dude.",
"I don't care what you say, the one on the right is some odd racist wax figure. ",
"Damn he’s good\nLooking. Love him in all his roles- especially Grace and Frankie",
"He's been in your store that much? You might have a ghost problem. ",
"Oh, you must be Winny. We’re onto you. ",
"Sounds like you have had more fun than the rest of us!",
"Ive seen SH1T that will turn you White!",
"He from my home town of Benton Harbor. ",
"The average Redditor is like 15. At least 50% of the people that upvoted this don't know who he is.",
"I hope you stood behind him and said \"Wwwiiiiiinnnsstoooooon.\"",
"show the boobies or it didn’t happen",
"Damn, he's 72? Had no idea.",
"OP probably doesn’t have the same job as you. ",
"no he’s not he’s a monster. he’s a man and all men are rapists.",
"Sorry you are correct, I worded it badly. By fragment I kinda meant the bullet clear of the brass cartridge. \n\nMy bad!",
"Also jumanji!",
"Please post a pic of an example of a 48 yo leather scrotum.",
"Black dont crack!",
"Real question here. What’s the blondes number? 10/10 ",
"\"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.\"",
"Logic is racist!!!",
"Who?",
"Wow. 25 years ago “Congo” came out. His character/lines made the movie, as did Tim Curry’s. ",
"Hudson ",
"Ernie Hudson ",
"Yo! Just eating my cake over here ;P",
"Just shame you couldn’t get Bert in the shot",
"Relax. You're in better hands than you should be.",
"He's seen shit that'll turn you white",
"Well I wasn't too sure until you have that percentage, but now I'm convinced ",
"I wish I was lucky enough to see a celebrity I liked 100 times :(",
"They downvote, but that's real. Yes shit is probs annoying if your famous, but if a harmless and beautiful young woman is gushing over you when you're 73, it's probably not too great an irritation.",
"She is a martyr for our post racial country. She apparently just jumped the gun a bit.\n\n",
"What is Google ",
"That is an incredible run-on sentence.",
"Black don't crack",
"It's not funny though ",
"Photoshop high pass",
"Same here. Any given day, it's somewhere in the top 5.",
"Loved him in Congo",
"He’s still so handsome! You are adorable! I’ll bet he got a kick out of you even knowing who he is. Thanks for sharing this sweet story!",
"No, he's not in stranger things. \n\nHave you seen the original Ghostbusters? It was Bill Murray/Harold Ramis/Dan Aykroyd and then him as the full ghostbusters team in the original two movies.",
"\"Dropping off or picking up?\" she says to the cops when they show up. ",
"That potato got back.\nAnaconda don't want none...",
"> \"I've seen shit that will turn you WHITE.\"\n\n",
"Do you have any recommendations on similar shows? I finally have internet so I’m probably about to binge season 4",
"Winston!",
"Glad you're enjoying it, but one could argue that someone with an old fashioned sense of humor would enjoy a lot more slapstick and overacting than someone with a more modern sense of humor would. Slaptick and overacting are about as old fashioned as it gets.",
"It's Kowalski's Markets.",
"Objjivbovjvughte",
"Is that a real person on the right? it looks like a Second Life character.",
"Met him at an airport he’s so nice ",
"No wonder man, you don't even have a mouth!? You must be starving!",
"This makes me really happy, glad to hear he is super nice. 👊👊",
"Oh my gosh yes! Her deadpan delivery of this line is perfect!",
"Upvote for Cbus!",
"I loved him in Pulp Fiction!",
"Yes!",
"\"Got dammit, what I TELL you 'bout the damned weejaboard, bringin' shit up in here you ain't ready fer,\"\n\n*hobbles away angrily*",
"There was like 4 of them on Law & Order in the first season or 2.",
"First picture is a momento, second picture is showing him off. Enjoy the fact that you get to interact with someone you appreciate and don't be that person. Already people have figured out where you work and will probably be hanging out trying to find him, or stalking you and making inappropriate references to you and your post history. You probably shouldn't have even posted this.\n\nKeep him for yourself and respect his privacy next time. It's not worth whoring him out for karma",
"Not unimportant at all. Given the 4 main characters, he was the most relatable. Which was able to easily place us unto their situations. ",
"They said Dad, not Uncle Dave",
"He seems like such a nice dude",
"maybe you should worry more, maybe its not always chill and okay. I think this guy was right in saying how he should've said something to the girl. That comes out of thoughtfulness and hearing from others. Things want to be thought about and considered, and being self-conscious is a nice tool to extend our imaginations into other people's spheres and figure out if the ways we've interacted are positive and thoughtful. But being chill is chill too! Im just saying, there is something to self-consciousness; it's not just blanket bad.",
"In the late 80s, my little brother used to ask our grandfather to play ghostbusters with him with the little action figures. My brother would be Egon, Peter and Raymond, and he would tell my 1920s born grandfather he was playing Winston. For what it’s worth, my super-Southern Poppop would ask, “why I always gotta be the color one?” Oh and that time he went to see Brokeback Mountain alone thinking it was an Eastwood western. Bless his heart, he didn’t know it was about “fads” (his word)",
"Man, it's like r/titlegore. It started out with a great purpose but now anytime an OP makes an error in a title, people are like \"Unreadable wtf OP r/titlegore\" and it loses its potency. ",
"You look kinda like jenna boyd",
"Warden Leo!",
"That's pretty awesome to hear. ",
"Dont't say that! You can still crack a joke",
"My favorite has always been:\n\n“C’mon...everyone loves Jello!”",
"That’s where it’s from, thank you! My wife has two younger friends with variations of little foot and then I see this pic. Thanks stranger. ",
"I felt a stab in the heart when Lucas said [\"Nobody wants to be Winston\" in stranger things.](https://youtu.be/JZ7JNBDcLEU?t=73)",
"If there’s a paycheck in it, he take all the pictures you want",
"I have many of the San Antonio Spurs basketball players come into my store and we’re allowed to take pictures with them. It’s still cool though because we have a close relationship with them. Some of them even know my name haha. ",
"Why? he’s literally the 5th worst ghostbuster ",
"When i see his face the Ghostbusters theme plays in my head.",
"I honestly do not get any of the hate for ghostbusters 2. Sure, it follows almost, beat for beat, the first one but it subverts all the themes. It's a great movie and it stands proudly along side the first one. Shame they'll never make another. ",
"OP, now that reddit knows you are a grill, so obligatory RIP inbox.",
"He has that distinguished gray hair, too. Well done, Ernie Hudson's hair.",
"Do you know if he has a big Twinkie?",
"Non-existent?",
"Omg. He was the cop!!! That was one of my favorite movies when I was younger!",
"Money and time. If you use both wisely once you have them, it's amazing what you can accomplish",
"Sometimes I joke to amuse myself. My bad. :(",
"Should have asked to use his phone too",
"There’s a guy that deblurred it a couple comments up :)",
"Lol His character in Congo was one of the only good parts of that movie. I would say he's an underated actor, but I think he was always well reviewed, but just didn't get many big parts... It's a shame.",
"I met him a few years ago and he was really sweet!",
"Eagan Kowalskis :)",
"Blurry Hudson",
"How pissed was he when you called him Lou Gossett Jr",
"Aw man I forgot about /r/titlegore. Looks like it's still just as bad as when I unsubbed.\n\n>Men who drop their ants to pee at public urinals, why?\n\nMissing 1 letter, that's not title gore thats a title pinch. It's the least amount of damage you can do to a title.",
"Sweet! Which whole foods do you work at? I am in Boston ma",
"And Law and Order SVU",
"Nothing kills an inbox like a sexy grill",
"Right on!!",
"Very obscure reference, from a true fan no doubt. I like it!\n\nI've always been a fan of the \"What the crap?!\" expletive that's thrown out a couple of times. ",
"Yeah it’s been a long time though. And I’m Sorry I should have been more clear. In season two of stranger things, the kids dress up as the characters from ghost busters and none of them wanted to be him. ",
"But I love grills. ",
"Ernie Hudson is a coward!!!",
"Okay, dummy.",
"I thought it was because the role was originally written for Eddie Murphy. I believe I remember Dan Akroyd mentioning this in an interview. ",
"Wegmans!!!!!",
"I'm 30 and look high school age. Am white. Lucky I guess?",
"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. \n\nFTFY \n",
"That was very nice of him.",
"Black dont crack. Source: am black and have not cracked",
"nice lululemon headband",
"My dude",
"Should have let him smash",
"Thats a big Twinkie.",
"I was hoping someone would mention this movie, I loved his performance as Solomon! ",
"Who??",
"Having watched the original hundreds of times imagine my enthusiasm when going to the theater for the sequel. I was expecting something more awesome than the first one. What I got was them being washed up, Janine being turned into a comic book character, a kidnapped baby, a villain trapped in a painting, pink mood slime, and all of NYC thinking happy thoughts. \n\nRottentomatoes agrees with the original at 97% and the sequel at 53%.",
"Ernie Hudson is trending on Google. Good job.",
"HELP. FEMALE DETECTED",
"No this was one in NJ. Perhaps they shot on location there too?\n\nHang on. I’m going to go look this up. I worked there for a few months.\n\nEdit: well shit.\n\nIM bought A1 in 2007. I can’t find any records online, and I left IM in 2010. I’m 99% certain this was just over the border into NJ. Big building, the inside had a movable floor. There was a sign in there. Not the logo, but a wooden sign on the wall.\n\nDamnit. Now I’m going to be up all night. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Man, so this sub is just blurry selfies with pretty irrelevant actors? 64k upvotes. I mean it's cool that you got a selfie with a celeb, but I don't know it just doesn't interest me.",
"My life is a lie ",
"I was confused for solid 10 seconds thinking he was in a poliamorous relationship",
"Christ inforgot how awesome this movie was.\n\nAlbrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, \"Don't move!\"\n\nEric Draven: I thought the police always said, \"Freeze!\"\n\nAlbrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, \"Don't move\" Snow White. You move, you're dead.\n\nEric Draven: And I say, \"I'm dead,\" and I move",
"https://youtu.be/GRWbIoIR04c",
"Had a crush on him for YEARS! Jealous :)",
"Don't sleep on Ernie Hudson. He'll wisp you away like a black, Elven prince.",
"One month later, Ernie get accused of sexual harassment with picture evidence.",
"Ah yes, you are correct. \n\nIn the ghostbusters movie he didn't join the team until late in the movie and wasn't part of the \"core\" group from the start.",
"Did you mean HIPAA? Learn more about [HIPAA!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Insurance_Portability_and_Accountability_Act)",
"I suppose. But I don’t see anything BUT that anymore. Will Ferrell or Seth Macfarlane type stuff. And it’s not entertaining like old Mel Brooks type humor was. Like the old stuff didn’t try so hard to just be mindless stupidity. My favorite comedies are 80s Eddie Murphy stuff. And that’s all really from before I was born",
"Good stuff! And always remember, NEVER be star struck! They are humans like we all. I won't ruin your experience but I learned this the hard way, but met some really cool celebs in the meantime. He seems like a cool guy...Ernie, that is.",
"You still have your hat on.",
"I absolutely love that city, used to go there all the time when a friend of mine lived there. I'd gladly live there if I could! Just wanna say Late Night Slice is my favorite slice of pizza anywhere, and I'd probably butt chug a gallon of their slut sauce (think they changed the name of it semi-recently) if I had access to it",
"Have yet to find anything with the same type of real life funny humor",
"):",
"Really?! He’s as handsome as ever.",
"Sorry, I missed it. ",
"I always get this guy confused with Keith David https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACREEFKn8u8",
"They have about 6 or 7 locations now. And they can change the name but we still call it slut sauce! ",
"Is Ernie Hudson onThe Four? ",
"Hudson: >\"The studio felt that they had Bill Murray, so they wanted to give him more stuff to do.” I go, “Okay, I understand that, but can I even be there when they’re established?” And of course, he said no, there’s nothing to do about it. It was kind of awkward, and it became sort of the elephant in the room.\"\n\nThis movie was Bill Murray's movie. I'm sure when they were casting the role Eddie Murphy's name probably was mentioned but in the end the movie was geared for Bill Murray to be the number one piece.",
"I'm about to crack a bloke!",
"That's reminds me, I saw all these illegals hanging out in front of the blockbuster. ",
"Everyone is talking about Ghostbusters and yes its amazing. But I really like the newest show he was in, Grace and Frankie on Netflix. Newest season came out 10 days ago, but it doesnt seem like they are bringing his character in next season sadly. ",
"It took you 100 times to figure out who he was.",
"Yeeees. I’m trying to make this season last instead of blowing through it in a couple of days.",
"Check that shit, Hudson",
"I don’t know why it got popular either. I just posted it for fun I didn’t expect this. Hope you have a good day/night. ",
"That’s a big Twinkie.",
"Yes! ",
"We need an Ernie Hudson AMA so we can ask him about this. Haha. :D",
"\"I've seen shit that will turn you white!\"",
"LOL! In a sea of seriousness, it's the lines like this that make you bust out in laughter.....cause it's such an innocent observation. ",
"A friend of mine told me I had to watch it so I just started it. I was like... Holy fuck is that idris Elba? Plus most of that cast is catching steady work, bare minimum.",
"Hey me too!",
"It's true. This man has no dick.",
"It's the melanin content in their skin cells. Moisturizing does nothing to help prevent the degradation of collagen in the dermal stroma. All those anti-aging creams are just very expensive lotions. High melanin content, however, does wonders to absorb UV and spare collagen degradation thus preserving the younger-looking skin. Black people who spend a ton of their time working under the sun will \"appear\" their age because at that extreme end, no amount of diligent sunscreen usage or melanin can protect the skin from UV damage. This effect can also be seen in white farmers/ranchers who look like raisins by age 50.\n\nI've been deceived by how young some of the elderly black folk look on the outside, but seeing how easily their kidney functions take hits from drugs/prerenal insults, how little cardiovascular reserve they have to spare, it reminds me the youth is only skin deep--everything on the inside still behaves like an old person's organs should.\n\n- MD who paid some attention to what pathologists taught me in training",
"The reddit switcheroo ",
"Black don’t crack, baby!",
"Don’t be bugging the graveyard restockers ",
"Shoot if you will, Officer Albrecht..... ",
"Was this in Benton Harbor? I've seen him at a barbecue joint a few times and at a local mom & pop diner there. Pretty sure that's where he's from, originally. \n\nBut yeah never had the balls to say hi because no one else was. ",
"I ate lunch with this dude a few months ago. He was featured in an infomercial that was filmed at my workplace. Nice guy. ",
"I hope I look like that in 33 years, but I'll only be 60 and white.",
"My wife and I watch it together. It's soo good!",
"Wish my work had a casual dress code🤷♂️",
"Is it really all that uncommon to have grandkids in your 40s? I'm not trying to call you out, just wondering if I'm in a family of early starters or if it's where I live or what lol",
"Black don't crack.",
"he was at a comic convention in new orleans signing autographs and dressed in the ghostbusters outfit. he had mardi gras beads around his neck and seemed to be the only person signing stuff that was actually fun with the whole thing.",
"black dont crack",
"He ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.",
"Going to watch Oz again. ",
"I'm sorry if I'm wrong here, but do you mean NAACP? NCAA is a college sports association.",
"Is it just me, or is his IMDB really broken. He's \"known for\" Grace and Frankie, but not Ghostbusters?",
"Listen here u lil' shit",
"The thumbnail had me thinking Will Smith, I need new glasses! ",
"I want one so bad.",
"And he wears really nice shirts.",
"Ernie rules",
"Pretty good movie. Classic revenge story with a bit of supernatural / super heroic twist.\n\nCool goth makeup, Detroit grunge aesthetics, and killer soundtrack really helped make this a cult classic. The mystery and sadness surrounding the film related to Brandon Lee's death during filming is certainly not the only reason it is popular.",
"I know but it's mostly family....not a big role for Lenny there anyway.\n\nOr is there? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"And Asians don’t raisin. Lmao. ",
"Yeah, I'm 36 and look every bit of my age. Been using lotion just about every day of my teen through adult life. Some people just age more gracefully. There are plenty of whites that look young. It's all genetics. My lady is nearing 40 and she could pass for early 30's, but it's all up keep and genes. ",
"Not only was he a Ghostbuster he was on the Crow, too.",
"Worked in a library 20 years ago and we had this black lady that lived nearby (Berlin, Germany btw) and visited the library on a weekly basis. At one day she stood there in front of me while I had \"desk duty\" and said that she have to have her library card renewed. While I was checking her data in the PC I mentioned that the Infos must be wrong, because it says that she is 80 but from my perspective she can't be older than 55. She began to laugh, huged me and promised to come back the next day with something \"surprising\". Well, she brought me self cooked meal from ther home country and it was awesome. All I remember is that it tasted heavenly and it was spiced that hot that it still burns my butt!",
"He's still jacked",
"Tell him you loved him in Predator 2.",
"\"I finished my whole book report and, I got a really nice letter from my ese who works down at the U-Haul.\"",
"Straight man here, he gets me hot just watching the show.",
"\n\n/u/littlefoot28 Tagging OP so she sees this. Good work on the 'shop. ",
"Had almost the same interaction with him in New Orleans a few years ago. He actually got up from his booth for a wander and saw my friend and I at a booth nearby. We looked in his direction and he said hi, shook our hands, asked us how we were enjoying the con, the whole 9 yards. Just struck me as a super genuine, cool dude. Was also wearing his Ghostbusters outfit when I met him.",
"Everyone needs a yam man. ",
"WIIIINNNNSTOOOOONNNN",
"She gets a nod in the MC Chris song \"Nerd Girl\" at least.",
"I think Ernie is the best!",
"Yeah I heard they had a few brick and mortar locations now! Still, some of my best memories are leaving the bar on bluegrass night and stumbling half drunk down the street searching for their truck, eventually 'settling' for Tatoheads (also delicious) and then finding Late Night further down the road and still getting a slice. Damn I miss that city",
"Red Leader...er, I mean, New Hope, standing by",
"Did you thank him for Reading Rainbow??",
"Most of my cohort is in their early to mid 30s and have toddlers. Almost everyone is married and owns a house (even singles). But kids in your early 20s is rare. I live in a mid-size city in a very blue state.",
"Glad to hear all these stories about people having the same types of interactions with him! Just a genuine awesome dude",
"Thank you!",
"This dude! I now know the name of one of my favs. ",
"I love it!!!",
"This is actually his lookalike. You can tell by the lack of police uniform.",
"That’s a beautiful photo!",
"A",
"I bet he really appreciated you taking the time to take a photo and treating him not like a \"celebrity\" from the get go. ",
"I bet he was flattered",
"Black don't crack",
"I wish I could remember her name or where I saw her.. but she is in fact a real person . She's got a very heavy accent I wanna day she's from Germany but don't quote me. Her interview was wicked interesting tho that's for fuckin sure",
"Did you mention that you've been nervous to ask all this time? I bet he's the type of guy to jokingly give you shit for not asking and follow it by saying \"of course, anytime for a (respectful) fan!\"",
"Is that Wegmans?",
"Yes, I gave it the banana with the dope inside. ",
"he looks great",
"Look how friendly are cashiers at _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?",
"I think about this interview almost every day. ",
"Who?",
"Came here for this, more than ghostbusters, was not disappointed ",
"ERNIE HUDSON ",
"K",
"Dude's a legend, don't forget he was also in Congo. ",
"Either Vaseline petroleum jelly or shea/cocoa butter",
"You ever seen [Ghostbusters?](https://imgur.com/gallery/8HP7a)\n\nErnie Hudson's Winston. \n\n(He's not the one who starred in Groundhog Day, he's not Elwood Blues and he's not dead -- i.e., the black dude)\n",
"As a white person, one thing I've noticed is that northern European types tend to have oily hair and skin. Like no one talks about it, but Germans are probably so clean because of the oil in their skin. I have to wash my hair everyday or its oily. \n\nIt seems like most black people in the US are constantly fighting dry skin and hair. I remember when I realized how long black women can go without washing their hair and I was like \"you mean you curl your hair and it just stays like that for days and days?\" \nSo I think they do moisturize more than northern Europeans. \n\nAlso tend to stay out of the sun more but that could be a generational thing? It just seems like white people can't wait to get the sun damage. Bring that shit on. But then maybe their skin doesn't get as damaged by the sun? That's probably what it is. \n\nOk Ernie. ",
"5 yrs later...”Ernie Hudson accused of sexual harassment by photo taker at market”",
"Wanda Sykes shops at the Trader Joes I work at weekly and Im always too nervous to make a deal out of it lol. This gave me courage to ask her for a selfie next time she comes in and its slow. ",
"Very sweet.",
"Black people don't try to get tan or go to the tanning salon either. ",
"I was expecting that weird Dutch lady but Dolezal works too!",
"Yeah, I'm LMAO at the down votes for speaking a simple truth. Cheers.",
"Found the fellow Canuck.",
"Or maybe we're all racist and Ernie looks his age. In fact all black people look their age, it's just that white people look older than they should. ",
"Winston!!!! The coolest Ghostbuster ever, too bad what they did to your character. That guy they picked to play your part in the new Ghostbusters was terrible...",
"Did he tell you about the twinkie?",
"its because you are a white girl who isnt fat or ugly.",
"Who you gunu call?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"REDDITS FUCKING SAVAGE TODAY LMAOOO",
"I'm sure you have a great personallity.",
"from my perspective, at least, shrooms are a great anti-crack...the more of these shrooms I eat the more the Crack dealer looks like a demon. ",
"I like it; gives the photo more character.\n\n...almost like a ghost is shaking the camera! Oh, god! Ah!",
"Kowalski's. Local shit.",
"Blurry Hudson.",
"Criticize an actor as irrelevant. Have a username based off Joe Dirt. Poof. ",
"MN KARMA TRAIN CHOO CHOO \n\n(formerly Plymouth checking in)",
"exactly 100??? pls reply OP ':)",
"I remember he was supposed to be a guest at a local con I went to a few years back but he had to cancel last minute for reasons I never really got answers about. I was super bummed about it. It was still a great con though",
"Who is Ernie Hudson? American here so not being disrespectful.",
"I just love him more now!!",
"Do better next time :b",
"When you say kick do you mean like recoil or like slide action?\n\nA lot of shows have started using gas blow-back \"non guns\". Which makes the slide work.\n\n\nBut honestly the real fuck up was not hiring a proper armourer. It is absolutely someone's job to ensure that weapons on a film set are as safe as possible. Someone should have checked and cleared the chamber before any rounds were put in. Furthermore, actors and stuntmen are supposed to be taught that even with blanks, replicas, and rubber guns--they are never to point them directly at another person. Always slightly off to the side.",
"Now I have the Ghostbusters theme in my head ",
"Uh, excuse me\n\nIt's \n\nPLEASE, MAY I FUCK MY WIFE, SIR?!",
"I like to think someday I will finally ask Freddie Highmore for a picture like you did OP. He comes to the bakery I work at at least once per week and I mostly serve him for some reason. I think he knows I know who he is (not my coworkers lol) but I am too shy to ask for a photo AND I don’t wanna scare him away lol. \n\n",
"When I saw the new Ghostbusters, I hated everyone's cameo. They were all horrible. The movie was pretty bad too. The move was almost at the climax and we had yet to see Earnie. All I could think to myself was \"If his cameo is hopping out of nowhere in the original gear and helping then out, even for 10 seconds, it'd be worth it!\"\n\n\nIt didn't happen :( ",
"He would bone the shit out of you lmao",
"Who taught you how to use a computer? Let alone Reddit?!",
"he looks really blowed at 73",
"wow nice anecdote.",
"Very cool! I love him :) I’m glad someone knows how I feel though haha ",
"Same. I never got carded in highschool because I had a full beard. when I turned 18 I shaved and got carded every. single. time.",
"How... *spooky*.",
"Isn’t Mayhem that bad boy Billy? ",
"He's an actor.\n\nAn American actor.",
"P",
"Hahaha",
">The picture is bit blurry\n\nHave you ever thought that it's not your fault?\n\nErnie Hudson is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus actor roaming the store. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of there!",
"Still Game is a similar show (although only by the very, very base of it - sitcom about elderly folk), chronicling the adventures of a gang of pensioners living in a block of flats in Scotland. ",
"He is aging like a fine wine.",
"I know that store! It's the Ernie Hudson Please Stop By Sometime Deli off of 4th and Lexington.",
"I'm black and asian, I know the awkwardness of my mom being mistaken as my sister too lol",
"\"Black don't crack.\"",
"At a comicon that pic would be like 50$",
"I met Ernie Hudson a few years back myself! First celebrity I've ever met and it was a wonderful experience. He's as kind and gentle of a person as I've ever met.",
"lululemon 🙌🏼",
"If you look at Courtney B. Vance in The Hunt For Red October, this kind of what you would think he would look like later in life. ",
"And an ORGANIC farmer. Literally the sexiest organic farmer north of 35.",
"That's because beige don't age.",
"WIIIINNNNNSTOOONNNNNN",
"I miss him on Grace and Frankie",
"Asian don't be agin'",
"Will confirm, Black don’t crack. My fiancé’s black half of the family look 20 years younger than they are. I thought her 53 year old aunt was my age (early 30’s) when I first met her. Ernie.....please bust some ghosts again, I can’t do this feminist movie franchise ruining shit anymore. Already ruined Star Wars....the Ghostbusters one wasn’t along the original storyline.",
"Shemar Moore is always giving credit to the Shea! And it’s def working on him! ",
"You look like a younger Angela from the office 😍",
"Do lots of people not enjoy it? I would think it's well-liked given that we just got season 4. (Which I loved!)",
"But did you tell him about the Twinkie?",
"Interesting. I also live in a very blue state but I live in a smaller rural area. Most people are parents in their early to mid 20s and don't marry. Weird how small differences can change a large part of an areas culture. Thanks for the reply!",
"and it's a lululemon headband so probably is worth about 3 days of work at her minimum wage bagging job.",
"You're awesome. ",
"Yam Twinkies",
"no no",
"Chris Rock is nearly 53 and Chris looks 39. We dont crack",
"Power perceived is power achieved.",
"What is this place?\n\nA Wegman’s of the Midwest?",
"[Damn hot. Real damn hot!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpktBGInl60)",
">\tAnd Bud and his fiancee are well lined up for a wedding episode next season!\n\nAllison’s character makes me want to die inside, please god no",
"Who?",
"The real REAL reason is because of skin composition. I'm middle eastern, and literally everyone on the darker-skinned half of my family look about ten years younger. But the fact is that melanin, which makes our skin dark, is closer to the surface. That does two things: protect the skin from harmful external forces (especially the sun), and provide elasticity, which decreases wrinkles. It also decreases the risk for skin cancer by a lot.\n\nIf you have oily skin, that's an added bonus, as it provides some moisturizing benefits.",
"I met him two years ago at Con in Poughkeepsie, New York. He was the sweetest. He held the door open for me and I told him he was my favorite Ghostbuster. He's a class act. ",
"Who's Ernie Hudson?",
"I'm a western European mutt that turns 30 in 5 months and look like I'm 18 if I shave. Mom is 52 and looks maybe 42 at worst. Genetics are fucking weird.",
"Black dudes age better than fine wine (no this isn’t about race) just fantastic skin",
"black don't crack",
"Wait kowalskis is a Minnesota only thing? I thought it was a chain ",
"All do respect, Who is Ernie Hudson ?nevermind just came to me. ghost buster !",
"Awe. Ace actor.",
"Thats a very blurry one, OP. Next time: take at least 10 and pick the best. On a Samsung phone, you can long press and take several pics in a row. Good luck.",
"“Well that’s what I heard!”",
"Black don't crack",
"As someone with social anxiety, I always appreciate when there's a celebrity that's warm towards fans.",
"“Winston, did you catch the number of that train?!”",
" the dude used modified real bullets so they would \"look more realistic\", apparently, he didn't clear enough powder/primer out of one of the modified rounds. ",
"Are you famous?",
"i was on the same flight as him going to OKC! i got super nervous meeting him and was like “i think i know you” and ran off.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Really? She met a fucking ghost buster and you here complaining that the image is too blurry because shes using samsung?",
"Who's this?",
"Sister's my new mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?",
"Vern was also Mr. Jamison in Spider-Man 1 & 2. Major Daniels and Colonel Rawls from the wire both had roles in OZ. The priest was also a main star in Law & Order SVU and the Doctor was Maria Laguerta in dexter. ",
"Major Daniels and Colonel Rawls. ",
"I love Ernie",
"Just start doing it with no explanation. It will catch on soon enough and it will be funny that they are using it without knowing the context!",
"Cause she’s not black? Does she have to be black to fit in with black people? Sounds a bit racist, no?",
"> But kids in your early 20s is rare.\n\nSeveral people I went to school with had kids before they were 20. Even my niece did it (one of a few people who didn't even make it to 18). \n\nConsidering the teenage pregnancy rate in the US is about 2.2% of births (22.3/1000; 2.23/100; 2.23%), I imagine your experience of the rates is highly based on where you live.",
"I was walking outside a comic convention one day and saw Lou Ferrigno, Ernie Hudson and Robert Englund having a conversation. It was like my childhood decided to hang out in parking lot.",
"I met him once at my job too, around 5 years ago! He was buying some self-teaching piano books. He's a very nice person, I never get star struck, but Winston was my fav Ghostbusters growing up, so it was cool to meet him and actually have him be cool. They always say don't meet your heroes, but in Ernie's case you should!",
"!Redditgarlic",
"I have had that show in my queue for a while. \"geriatric Broad City\" just sold me. I'll start watching it tomorrow. ",
"I gave a tip on taking pictures in /r/pics.",
"I've seen him once at an Applebee's, I assumed he was eating dinner with his family so I didn't bother him. It's interesting to me how many famous people are from that small area in Michigan. Ali used to live about 20 minutes from there and every morning you'd see him jogging. ",
"It does crack. Black people just know about lotion.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I",
" I love it and sing its praises to everyone",
"Do you work at Kowalski’s? The background looks oddly familiar. ",
"Who dat?\n",
"I just watched him on Grace & Frankie!",
"You will have saved the lives of *millions* of registered voters...",
"36 with a 17 y.o. stepson here, so yeah I could very well be a grandfather sometime in my 40's. Although I will say most of his classmates' parents have a good 5-10 years on me.",
"Not just you buddy",
"Who is He? I have no clue.",
"This is exactly what I say every time I see him. lol",
"I am laying here watching an episode of Grace and Frankie that he was in, and my first thought was \"wait, wtf do I know him from?\" \n\nApparently my memory really is as bad as my ex said it was ",
"Did you catch the number on the locomotive?",
"I live in a place where many 'well known' people come. Very nice to hear that he is a nice guy.! Many celebs are two bit egomaniacs and adore the attention, but would complain on a tv show. The really wealthy people around here are hard to spot. They purposely 'dress down' --- \nIt's possible he figured you did not recognize him. You were being a little over polite, he's obviously still a regular guy.\n IMO, he was the best \"actor\" in Ghostbusters🎥... ",
"Hey it’s the grace and Frankie guy",
"**[Thank you](https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor-movie-christmas-movies-3otPoOxyDTXjzpMbIY)**",
"Hell no. That's a terrible ending if that's true.",
"Awesome! He's such a down to earth guy. I see him from time to time at the talent agency I work at. Did you see him in LA or Minnesota? ",
"Dude's living the fountain of youth",
"Was gonna agree. He's gotten even more handsome with age. What a fox!",
"Am I the only one who had to look up who the hell this guy is?",
"That black don't crack. Actually not racist to say that either because it's kind of a compliment and this is one of those moments that proves it",
"Yea I 100% agree. I didn't like it either. It didn't seem to match up with the rest of the series. Kind of a cop out for cheap rage-inducement I think. Up till that though it was a pretty good season.",
"Yes",
"Agent Fowler!",
"Ghostbusters",
"Jesus balls. I'm gonna use that. ",
"... Sorry... I missed it...",
"I tried to sharpen the pic as best I could. Hope this helps If you were hoping to frame it or something?\nhttp://imgur.com/0wM453r",
"I’ve seen this picture months ago already, care to explain?",
"Black don’t crack! ",
"Yeah, I just finished binge watching oz the other day. I must say that guy from SVU has a good dick.",
"\"get him out of here...\"",
"Who is that chick? I haven't heard of her before",
"There's still time to turn your life around. r/fitness welcomes all comers.",
"Instead of looking at this post 100 times can I get a picture now? :)",
"“I’ve seen shit that will turn you white!”",
"Bruh ",
"I met him 5 years ago when he was shooting a movie in my town. He is the tallest guy I’ve ever met. I was so star struck i never asked for a picture. Instant regret. ",
"While you posed for the picture, you should have said \"empty your head, don't think of anything, we've only got one shot at this\" and then after the shutter sound went off you'd say \"the choice is made\".",
"Something isn't right here...didn't he die in 2014?...",
"I'm sure this guy is an AWESOME guy! I looked through his IMDB and he did not hit any memorable movies for me. ",
"The Substitute, Oz, Congo, The Crow... He's done work. ",
"If this is an iPhone. Use the timer or hold down the button to get a burst and way less shaky pics. ",
"That's a big selfie",
"Excessive tanning is definitely going to crack her skin.",
"Right now my son is building the Ghostbusters Lego Set that he got for Christmas. He is 7 and I got him into Ghostbusters and he has gone nuts over it, watches it a few times a week while building his Lego ",
"WHERE IS FRANKIE?!? ",
"Sure your not asian",
"You’d think you would’ve been so used to seeing and interacting with him to be nervous ",
"No time to look it up and get it right, gotta get that sweet sweet karma",
"I have no talent. Am sure.",
"He can do both",
"You look good, OP! :) ",
"Frys electronics?",
"Is it on Netflix / Amazon Prime?",
"He’s got the tools, he’s got the talent. ",
"He was amazing in Congo. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/Hq0XVVHtXb0",
"It's on Amazon Prime. There is also The Sopranos, which I also highly recommend binging as well. Prime is kind of killing it right now.",
"[Like this?](https://www.google.com)\n\nEdit: I've always wondered how to do that thanks!! Am I a coder now? Lol",
"Yea you little annoying pissant",
"That’s a big Twinkie...",
"Don’t hope, do it. Take care of yourself and you will look that good at that age. Granted, genetics and luck do play a part, but staying in shape, not smoking, and not eating like shit are what will get you there.\n\n“Hoping” is basically saying you want to be like that but don’t want to make effort. If you take action starting now you won’t need hope. This has been a PSA.",
"“Uh, if there’s a steady paycheck involved, I’ll believe anything you say.”",
"Google these nuts.",
"Loved him in Congo \n\n“i’m your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black”",
"Warden Glynn!",
"Perhaps my memory is fogged by the fact that I was under the age of 6 when I saw it.",
"I 'm your great white hunter for this trip, though I happen to be black!",
"Youd be shocked how much pop culture some people 45+ dont know about. I work with a 43 yo who had never heard of/seen Tetris before. We showed him he hated it.\n\nId even say you have a better amount of people under 30 who know and love it. I don't get why your gatekeeping everyone likes it.\n\nFuck the outside world. I'm only talking about its rise in popularity on reddit.\n\nThat's my point the reboot gave it a raise. Before then Ghostbusters shit was rare.\nI saw the movie over 10 years ago. I've been aware ever since.\n\nAlso widely beloved. I think you mean widely marketed.",
"Bustin' makes me feel good!",
"Your heads are touching",
"About 20 yrs ago in Vegas, I was playing blackjack next to this guy who was killing it, I was too engrossed in my losses to pay attention - then I hit 21 on a double down and he says \"nicely done\". I look up and it's Ernie Hudson. ",
"“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll ~~do~~ believe whatever you want.” FTFY :)",
"He may have visited the store because you didn't ask him for a selfie.",
"But... Back don't crack... WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHIROPRACTORS?! ",
"Except he won't be 73 until Dec 17 he is 72 at this time ",
"Ever wonder why your dick looks younger than the rest of you? ",
"Met Ernie once on the set of Airheads. Really great guy with a lot of character and love. ",
"Could have taken a quality sharp pic at least..",
"Who is he?",
"#blackpeopleproblems",
"Escalated quickly",
"He looks good. ",
"He got that flannel from Costco.",
"The dream of every office worker ever. ",
"Pretty sure they don't sell Twinkies at Whole Foods Market.",
":) ",
"Editing a comment is taboo now?\n\nedit: thanks for the gold!",
"I'll never go to an art museum again. The Ghostbusters taught me better.",
"Well, there is some historical relevance to his statement: \n\nhttp://www.stupidlaws.com/it-is-illegal-to-say-oh-boy/\n\nYes, this law is still on the books to the best of my knowledge.",
"#Winston spinoff film WHEN???? ",
"Love Winston. The forgotten Ghostbuster",
"He's seen shit that'll turn you white!",
"I only just learned Lily played Miss Frizzle in the Magic Schoolbus series. My kids don't understand why that excited me so much.",
"I think the last blockbuster has a Twitter account and it's hilarious",
"White people age poorly.. especially white women. Just sayin. ",
"I refuse to believe he's 73.",
"Shaken, not stirred?",
"Wow. Whatever regimen he is on makes him look like a young white girl",
"Fuck still watching the show, just saw a couple episodes tonight. Damn. Can't unread. ",
"Thanks mate 👍",
"Especially if you saw him when he was the Warden of Oswald State Correctional!! Loved him in that show...",
"Same difference",
"... who is that?",
"Black don't crack.",
"I was in high school- I was 15. Of course I loved superhero movies. My brother saw The Crow, and when I asked him if he liked it he paused and then said, “...it was *unreal*.”\n\nThat alone had me hooked because I loved all of the films my brothers liked. Because it was R, I had to go with a group of people in order to see it. I was blown away. I loved the mythology, the rain(Can’t rain all the time), the evil, despicable villains, the way Eric dispatched them- and most of all- the club scene where Eric kills everyone in the meeting. \n\nI kept going back, in total I saw it 5 times in the theater. I always laugh extra hard when Jim asks Dwight what his all time favorite film is in “The Fire”: “............The Crow.”",
"Black don’t crack. ",
"He's the great white hunter who happens to be black",
"I loved him in Community.\n",
"73?!?!",
"Which is a magic potion",
"Yeah but I can never be that black 😟",
"NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS",
"He got such a bad wrap in Ghostbusters 2. ",
"We'll marry him on the spot! Oh sorry, must ask my husband first!",
"I really like that your name is Little Foot, since this picture is blurry as hell. ",
"I heard he's a super nice guy. My coworker went over to his house to fix his Ghostbusters pinball machine last year ",
"Who is this guy?",
"Lululemon headband",
"...eventually. ",
"Slimer was looking about the same [back in 2016](https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wired_paul-feig-on-the-origin-of-slimmer-4.jpg), but that might just be makeup magic.",
"Who’s that?",
"Is he the one on the left or the right?",
"Ooo awesome, thanks! I’ve only seen snippets of Ghostbusters - so I don’t feel totttally stupid. Only partially.",
"I liked adebesi",
"Wow. He looks mid fifties at most...",
"Wasn't he in the basketball diaries? ",
"WTF?! Waaay to personal #spoupnorangegate /s",
"Yeshua balls, even. ",
"best frends",
"Holy shit! I want that",
"Damn she's a sexy chick ",
"It don’t crack! 🖤👨🏾",
"I can hear his wonderful voice right now. Damn he's a good guy",
"holy, 73? really?",
"Did u suck him?",
"Ask him to sign a DVD of Dragon Ball Evolution. He will either turn red or never come to your store again.",
"I started that Danish show called 'Rita' on Netflix, it's pretty good like that. You'll have to read some captions though. It's good!",
"Ernie is on my chain of my degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon!",
"GHOSTBUSTERS !",
"Which one is which?",
"Photoshop Creative Cloud includes some pretty amazing motion deblur features",
"that’s good because he’s actually 72",
"I excited whenever he shows up in things. It's been a few years, but from what I remember, he killed it in Oz. ",
"Not even Ashy Larry. MF looks 12.",
"Confirmed: you do not understand that it's offensive to call black man \"boy\", and/or to draw analogies between a black man and animals.\n\nSo here's a bit of a knowledge drop for you, Flyover.\n\nUtil fairly recently, it was common for white people to refer to black men, often older than them, as \"boy.\" And for quite some time, black men were considered, in all regards, to be sub-human animals.\n\nSo yes, both calling him \"boy\" and saying things that imply he's a domesticated animal, is pretty fucking offensive.\n\n> You're the one who obviously has some racist tendencies if that's where your mind went first.\n\nFurther proof that you do not in fact understand what racism is.",
"Because I watched Oz after Lost, I always assumed Oz had a supernatural element to the show until I sat down and watched it. ",
"I bet he was always in a rush to get home cause he had a stew goin on.",
"The forgotten ghostbuster, or more like the boycotted ghostbuster. \n\nDid you know that until the release of the Ghostbusters game in 2009 ALL Ghostbusters videogames in existense, EXCEPT for 'NEW ghostbusters 2 fro the NES' none featured Winston?",
"“Ernie, can I borrow your phone?”\n\n“Who ya gonna call?”",
"Alvarez was in Luke Cage as well. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is making superhero money now and Eamonn Walker (Kareem Said) was the African warlord from the beginning of Lord of War. I always hated how they killed him off. ",
"meanwhile some addicts out there in their 50's looking 70.",
"Just saying, married when I was 23 and she was 22, then had a baby exactly 1 year and 1 month later. Ha, that was over 10 years ago... we both had good jobs, bought a house soon after. We purposefully had kids young when all of our friends were waiting until their 30s. I like knowing my kids will graduate when I'm in my young 40s.",
"Looks like he's touching you, claim sexual harassment and get a quick payout $$",
"https://youtu.be/3PbE3k9LG9A",
"His hands are not visible. You can get a million too out of this, OP.",
"Ah man...I’m just so jealous...he’s like the shiny Pokémon of ghostbusters ",
"Black don’t crack ",
"Is he still enjoying Santa Fe?",
"Bless you, Doc! I always appreciate that kind of deeper clarification.",
"Jacob! He seems like such a nice guy too.",
"damn you're old",
"Do all people get this creepy close when they ask celebrities for a photo? Either she has moved into his personal bubble like their married, or as a man in his 70's, he just discovered the path to reliving the 1970's, and she must partake.",
"Lmao wtf",
"Black don’t crack",
"I feel so much better now.",
"Blacks don’t crack",
"That was a long ass post my man ",
"Sweet pic! My 3 legged cat is named Winston Zeddmore. Love that guy.",
"Tim Curry was awful in that movie. His accent was terrible and his character was pointless. He was going to pay for the expedition, but it turned out he was a con man. He went anyway, but he no longer had any use. Its not like he knew the way or spoke the language. After they meet Delroy Lindo, Tim Curry is just in the movie without any further input on the plot.",
"So luckyyy!!",
"Power perceived, is power achieved.",
"It’s a *great* movie. Life changing.\n\n[Kung Pow: Enter the Fist](http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/) ",
"Our ideas of great must be very different lol.\nTried watching it before and just couldn't.",
"Just because it wasn’t /intended/ to be racist doesn’t make it any less racist or offensive. The practice of calling black men “boys” was widespread and was a way to actively belittle and subjugate them. Avoid going in that direction, because every black person in America knows and learns about this part of American racism, even if white people have forgotten.",
"I have no clue who this guy is but he looks like GZA’s dad",
"Accept your life as it is.",
"I also call white kids boy. I'm glad I'm not from the 50s like yourself where you consider the term exclusive to blacks. I never said anything about it having to do with him being black. You brought that into it. ",
"He kind of looks like a black Tim Curry in this picture",
"Accept these nuts as it is.",
"You're so cute. Will you marry me?",
"Opposite here. Used to think...holy fuck is that Stringer Bell? anytime I'd see Idris Elba in something that wasn't The Wire. ",
"Sam pulls off a pretty great mustache off himself in [Godless](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R_NykkzRU84/Whvhutd19cI/AAAAAAAAV5E/L0XGuCP5-H8FQPFmqAq6bakKoHB0-WKqACEwYBhgL/s640/MarshalCook.jpg)",
"I watched the first episode and plan on watching the rest of it soon.",
"> I don't get why your gatekeeping everyone likes it.\n\nGatekeeping? You're the one who made the weird claim that no one \"cared about\" Ghostbusters until the reboot happened. I was simply speculating as to what made you make such a wildly incorrect assumption - your age seemed like the obvious reason. I wasn't making a normative judgment. The younger one is, the less likely one is to know what happened, you know, before they were born. Don't take things so personally.\n\n> Fuck the outside world. I'm only talking about its rise in popularity on reddit.\n\nYou certainly didn't specify that in your original comment. \n\n> That's my point the reboot gave it a raise. Before then Ghostbusters shit was rare. \n\nAnd my point is that you probably have this belief because you weren't as aware of the popularity of the film until recently. But my experience is wildly different than yours - Ghostbusters has always been both popular and a popular source of memes and references. \n\n> Also widely beloved. I think you mean widely marketed.\n\nNope, I mean widely beloved. It's considered a classic and is commonly listed on lists of favorite comedies, particularly from the 80s. ",
"Holy shit is that Warden Leo Glynn?",
"\nThanks I’ll check it out, I’ve almost finished season 4 now lol",
"The age of some one very little to nothing to do with wether or not some has seen a 30 yo movie you claim is a comedy classic. Claiming someone musnt know something about pop culture because of age is traditional gatekeeping stop doing that shit you sound like some old cunt going \"back in my day\". I assure you 5 years ago the amount of people who gave a fuck are far less. Despite reddits hate of the reboot its the reason its popular today.\n\nGive it another 5-10 and it will be back to being a forgotten about comedy like police academy.",
"http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+hyperlink",
"egg?",
"When you think of Ernie Hudson what comes to mind first? Ghostbusters or The Crow?",
"> The age of some one very little to nothing to do with wether or not some has seen a 30 yo movie\n\nYou can't be serious. One's age is a pretty good factor in whether they've seen a movie. But that's really beside the point. \n\n> Claiming someone musnt know something about pop culture because of age is traditional gatekeeping\n\nOh, stop, you know that's not what I said. I suggested nothing about what \"must\" know, and you're simply making things up - or you really don't understand what I'm saying.\n\n\n> stop doing that shit you sound like some old cunt going \"back in my day\".\n\nAnd you sound like a petulant child. \n\n> I assure you 5 years ago the amount of people who gave a fuck are far less.\n\nYou \"assure me\"? Really? Forgive me if I don't put any stock in your assurance. \n\n> Give it another 5-10 and it will be back to being a forgotten about comedy like police academy.\n\nAh, now I get it. You're just trolling at this point. That explains a lot.",
"I'm glad he got at least second billing in this photo.",
"But it has a blonde and a black dude!",
"How in the hell is he 73 looks like early 50ties. Insane",
"He seems nice ",
"I'm a huge fan. I like how he plays God in lots of movies plus he has that science series 'through the wormhole'. ",
"Wtf is adebisi in? I dont think I have ever seen him in anything else, would be keen to watch!",
"Love him in spawn.",
"Don't hope, but do that you look that good 33 years from now... ",
"... and it don't look good",
"Like barbecued dog hair",
"He’s super nice",
"Hey\n\nIt's okay for White women to date minorities",
"Thanking you!",
"Wait a minute! Is this why white people get called a Cracker? Blacks don't crack and whites do?",
"At many jobs with corporate this could get you fired.",
"Met him at Dragon Con about 15 years ago. Seemed like a pretty cool guy. ",
"this is my 'happy' face...",
"i can't imagine any ghostbuster being anything but \"very nice\" including the new cast.",
"\"Tell em 'bout the Twinkie..\"",
"The museum guy was played by Peter MacNicol (of Ally McBeal fame) and his character was named \"Dr. Janosz Poha\" Which is nowhere near a Dutch name or Dutch sounding character. He was of East European descent. (Source: a Belgian guy who has the Dutch as neighbors to his North)",
"Read my explanation in another comment, a bad coincidence of events that were avoidable under certain conditions.",
"Did he buy any yams? You know, after all..",
"People still believe this meme?\nIt's genetics of the individual and staying out of the sun. ",
"Damn. You're onto us. No foolin' you Alt Right guys.",
"They were handguns that the director or his family owned. This was a movie shot on a budget of $65k, about half of which was cast and crew. It was cheaper to use the real guns because they were already on hand.",
"Gus’ Dad may have killed an old guy",
"You sir, are a mouthful.",
"People always talk about his time in Ghostbusters but I personally think his role in Oz was masterful.",
"Black don't crack.",
"You look nervous. He looks like he's know you his whole life. ",
"Am I the only one thinking of that pic like 2 stoners selfie , like the girl is trying to keep her eyes open to prove that she's not stoned and the guys is not giving a fuck the fact that he is stoned and just wanna chill more kind of selfies .\nJust kidding u both have a beautiful smiles , it's good selfie actually .\nPS : I have no idea who Ernie Hudson is but I can tell he is a pretty famous human being .",
"Just google Sarah Jessica Parker.",
"Yep. He sure is handsome! :)",
"Goonies is like that for me.",
"It's on Hulu.",
"Yeah, I told them that but they don't wanna sign up for Hulu as it costs money.",
"Absolutely love him! Tell him \"Hello from Reddit!\" :)\n\n",
"I can't decide if I loved him more in Ghostbusters or Congo... what an actor!",
"I got to meet him years ago at the Austin Film Festival. He's a genuinely nice guy. I didn't get a selfie but he did autograph my Ghostbusters DVD.",
"The man is a class act. I met him at a comic con. While waiting in line for him to show up for photo ops and autographs, he was suddenly there... shaking hands and giving hugs to EVERYONE in line. Amazing memory. Great guy.",
"Super hoping that the way the current season finale ended that he'll back next season. Love him so much",
"Not really sure how race played any part in that movie. Could have been anyone. It was more that he was retarded than anything",
"I work with his son at a music store in Brooklyn. He's come by the store once or twice. Of course, it's always been on my day off!",
"So was L&O SVU",
"Not nearly as many penises, though. You gotta love a show with full male frontal in the opening credits.",
"Mine too, but in a good way.",
"Are you the Keymaster?",
"HBO typically reuses characters. The Wire, GoT, all of them.\n\nBut Law and Order definitely has the most cameos. Honestly without exaggeration, I think maybe 90% of the characters who appeared in Oz appeared in Law & Order at some point.",
"You have more balls than I do. Olympic figure skater Yuka Sato comes into my work every month. She was my childhood hero. I can manage to have a conversation with her, but I just can't ask for a picture or autograph. I CAAAAAN'T. I'm too chicken. ",
"That's awesome. I've heard that Alice is like that. A few of my friends had similar experiences with him both in Arizona and the midwest.",
"Hungarian, I believe.",
" WA",
"Can confirm, he’s a real sweetheart and looks amazing for his age.",
"OP works at one of those fresh markets where apples are like $1.50 apiece.",
"That was my husband's experience too. We went to comic con with another couple. One of them bought a meet and greet ticket and Ernie didn't have a line. My husband was waiting for our friend and Ernie said he could come up too. They talked for about 30 minutes. Just genuinely a nice guy.",
"Well that's adorably funny",
"I get confused by acronyms. ",
"ehem. Ghostbusters is from ... 1984!!!",
"he was always my favorite ghostbuster. ",
"Kinda I think 50s to 60s is average ",
"That is absolutely correct. ",
"It's Gus's dad! ",
"Who remembers Congo? Now that is a classic!",
"\"Shalom\" kind of gives him away.",
"That's awesome. He is really likeable. I really like his character in Grace and Frankie",
"Just a guy who bags ghosts for fun and profit.",
"Subtlety is not your strong suit.",
"What does it mean?is it a Jewish Word?",
" Black doesn’t crack.",
"It's a Hebrew word for \"peace\", traditionally used as a greeting. The comment OP is implying that the Jeeewwwwws are trying to orchestrate mayocide or something.",
"A Minnesota-only chain. :)",
"I don't know who this is ",
"Aaaaand you made a blurry image. :)",
"I got a clear one too. No worries haha",
"He moved closer to me actually haha",
"He looks sweet so do you❤️",
"I loved him in Ghostbusters!",
"Ooops, I'm not English speaking so I mixed up 'chuckle' with \"shudder\".",
"40 years ago: A catholic priest played by Max von Sydow. \n30 years ago: Ghostbusters. \n10 years ago: Mythbusters. \nToday: I guess we're back at exorcism.",
"Nope.",
"Photoshop shake reduction followed by denoise to tone down some of the artifacts. After that, brightness and contrast to add a little snap.",
"That would be my guess",
"I’m not in the show’s demographic but I’m not surprised people like it with all of the nominations it gets",
"He looks like the guy from Ghostbusters.",
"One of my childhood hero's, I dropped my Winston figurine in a deep, murky fountain in my city in the early 90's one time and lost him forever, I cried terribly and I'll never forget it. ",
"The variety of each individuals particular \"Dick Pallet\" has always surprised me. I remember specifically thinking that he had a disproportionately large mushroom tip, sitting atop a lackluster and withered carrot stick, and for the finishing touch and coup de gras, the entire penis was barely peeking out from within a loofa that was far past its prime. His attempts to compensate for this, can clearly be seen through his efforts to sell himself as a tough man both on and off the screen. (Time to head off in disbelief that I actually took the time to write this)",
"Literally one of the nicest people you could meet on the convention circuit. Good actor too, he deserved a lot more \"big\" roles than he got. But yeah, one of the most down to earth people you could meet.",
"Idk really, I mean, I guess when I kind of think of my family, and most families I'm around, grandkids start coming in people's 50's",
"I think you mean, Winston Zedmore.",
"He's not famous anymore? Huh, could've fooled me, this post has almost 90,000 upvotes.",
"Glad to hear that he's a nice guy. I would be stoked to have a chance to meet him.",
"It's a good photo, what is there not to upvote?",
"I don't think it was necessarily because they *wanted* to be in their 30s. None of my married friends met their spouses in high school and only a few met them in college. It's not like they all got married at 22 and said \"right, let's wait a decade for kids\". Some were pursuing more degrees, figuring out their job situation, dating the wrong people, etc.\n\nIf I had met my spouse when I was in my 20s, I would have liked to have kids before 30. Then you get to spend more time with them as adults. But a) I was an idiot in my 20s and b) I don't get to choose these things on my own.",
"True, true, but I think most people voting are aware of Ernie Hudson and at least some of the movies and shows in which he's acted. By the way, Oz is a pretty good show, it's a dramatization of the prison system in the U.S. ",
"Got 'em",
"Well, I used a computer before they had a mouse. Had to relearn everything when I got my first PC. (No DOS, no Lotus!) Got my first PC in 1999, Pentium II 350... I was the envy of the internet world! Cost me over $2,000.00. I taught many around me to use their machines. And, I came to reddit when Digg got stupid. I lurked for years, made an account maybe 4 years ago? (Oh and not only am I 60, I'm female.) \n\nedit* I was not/am not, in any way an expert, and do not pretend to be. There is much I don't know and that's why the google exists!",
"I love his character on Grace and Frankie!! Great photo",
"Yep, I bung watched the last season and that's rare for me",
"Know what, I appreciate the fact that you took the time analyze his penis and how it relates to his on screen persona as a whole and though this comment will probably be buried, know that somewhere out there you impressesed someone enough to give $3.99 to Reddit.",
"oi u dont curse here m8\n",
"Wow, I sincerely appreciate the gift, it is most definitely a first. It is nice to know that I wasn't alone in a dark vacuum, thinking about Christopher Meloni's dick for naught. Now off to tell my wife that for her to criticize my humor, is tantamount to taking money from the family. Thanks again for the kind gesture.",
"Haha found the eight black people without a sense of humor! ",
"Fackkk I can't remember bc it was so petty and menial, but he more or less dug himself directly into the hole he was trying so hard to avoid lol",
"It was in summer of one of the years in the late 90's. I'm not sure which (they all kind of blend together), it would be cool if he remembered us though. ",
"You’ve been on the inter webs almost longer than I’ve existed. Don’t take my previous comment as offensive, it was just a stab about the general lack of computer skills in the elderly. This doesn’t include you at all. My grandparents are only slightly older than you and both wouldn’t know how to turn a computer on so it amazes me that you’re redditing. \n\nHaha happy interneting stranger ",
"White people age poorly.. especially white women. Just sayin. ",
"I know about Oz, but when it was shown here in Sweden it was on a TV station I didn't have access to at the start (late 90's). And then there were suddenly too many TV shows out there to keep track on to take it up (in 1999 we got digital TV in my area in Sweden and my family suddenly went from three or four TV channels to like 50 TV channels when we got access to it in 2000). I've seen only occassional episodes, maybe half a dozen.",
"I didn't watch it when it first aired either, I just recently watched it on HBONow. I enjoyed it, but it was also difficult to watch sometimes. I guess I like a challenge.",
"I agree, I'm sure not everybody chooses to wait, and even if they had their choices, it would have been sooner. Ha, I was an accident when I was born (my Dad was 21 and my Mom was 23), and hell, I was 3 years old in their wedding pictures! But, I do have a good buddy of mine who has been married for 10+ years, and it was always 'we both have good jobs, and we want to be more financially secure before having kids'... and kept saying that, year after year... and now they are both about to turn 40 this year, and still no kids. I've discovered that no couple suddenly looks at each other and says 'we totally have enough money to have kids'... haha, that never happens! Same thing with my Sister-in-Law; they kept saying 'we're going to wait to have kids'... and now she's turning 40 too. They all say they still want kids, but without sounding harsh, physically having a child for a woman at 40 is a bit harder. Anyway, to each their own, and I had friends who had parents much older than mine, and they were all really awesome parents!",
"I had a few friends who were like that - I always figured they just didn't want kids, cool. Turns out they had been trying to have kids for years but were not successful. :(",
"You're right again... and I've made sure I'm not one of those friends who blindly says 'So, when are you guys going to have kids!?' every time I see them, just in case they are struggling. ",
"*shits on face*",
"> he was always well reviewed, but just didn't get many big parts\n\nUnderrated by casting agents then",
"Jacob the yam man!",
"#Classic",
"Did someone call in a cockroach on 37?",
"Reddit =/=originality are two things that rarely mix. Certain subreddits lime r/askreddit I switch to controversial for interesting comments",
"What did you think, for a 25(?) year old movie? ",
"Great movie. I Watched it on laserdisc a 40 year old medium",
"Holy cow, laserdisc! In its own sleeve and everything? \n\nI guess a better question is, where in the world did you find a copy of 1993's The Crow on laserdisc in 2018??",
"Lol bought it in a lot on ebay. I love watching pre 2000s movies on laserdisc. Seems appropriate to watch movies on media appropriate for their age. ",
"Sure, why not?!",
"Besides the initial cost of the player it seems to be cheaper too. "
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"She definitely has a good eye ,sounds like she is going to do great.",
"Beautiful",
"I love stories like this.",
"Nice picture but it needs to be rotated about 1 degree clockwise.",
"I'd say more like 3.5 degrees ",
"I was gonna say 2, actually. 3.5 seems like too much.",
"That's gorgeous! Your sister's hard work had really paid off!",
"Great pic but seems mundane for having started a pornography company.",
"I'm currently wedding photographer shopping right now. What a pain. Her editing is better than a lot of the pros I've seen. Nice and bright. None of that sepia tone BS.",
"Yeah I love the editing on her pictures! I feel like that is just as important as the picture itself a lot of the time. Feel free to PM me if you want any more information or pictures if you have too much trouble finding a photographer. Depending on location I’m sure she’d love to help you out!",
"We gave a newbie a chance and she zeroed out the digital files on accident between the ceremony and reception. We didn't even have a way to recreate any shots. She refused to even give us our reception photo files when we refused to pay her for her time since she messed up so badly. I have four blurry photos from my mom. Choose wisely.",
"Dude, what.",
"Holy shit her bicep, she's swole",
"...so what's your mom charging and can she travel?",
"She can travel at a slow shuffle for about 30 feet without any assistance and she charges a lifetime of guilt and emotional problems.\n\n\nAlso, your comment was hilarious out of context.",
"I'm more of a 2.5 man myself",
"I was fixated on the bottom of the dress until I read your comment. Now I can't stop staring.",
"I dislike the story... because that’s not something someone should ever do getting in to this business. However, she clearly has the talent so good on her!\n\nNote to all others viewing this and thinking “I can do that!”... no, you can’t. She’s exceptional. ",
"In just a year she's shot 50 weddings and is producing work like this? With \"very little experience\" beforehand?\n\nSorry OP but I don't buy it. I could see her getting a job as an assistant with an existing pro, but no one gets those kinds of gigs unless she's the only person holding a camera for 100 miles and doing it for free.",
"Stunning. ",
"Take this bs story and shove it up your ass. ",
"Actually this is a 100% true story. Being in Utah, the 8th highest state of marriage with 8.1 marriages per 1,000 people, it is very easy to find people who need wedding pictures. And with her skill more and more people want her to photograph their weddings. So, even though this is not probable to create a company like this and be successful to that extent, it happened, with no help of any “existing pro”.",
"GREAT PIC BUT SEEMS MUNDANE FOR HAVING STARTED A PORNOGRAPHY COMPANY.",
"...repeating of course.",
"She’s booking 50 weddings a year and it’s “not profitable”?",
"Came here to say just that. ",
"Not probable.",
"That’s why you don’t drunk reddit",
"zeroed?",
"I don't either actually. There is no way she just \"picked up\" a camera and started knowing how to run a business, know technique, know editing, etc. perfectly. I wonder if she also knows someone who is a photographer or something. ",
"A lot of people will downvote \"negative\" comments like this, but I agree. There is no way someone literally picks up a camera with zero experience and suddenly is an expert in business, photography, editing, people skills, etc. and does no less than 50 weddings in a year. If that is the case there is a lot left out of the story. Who is the dad/brother/sister/friend she works with who is already a pro/etc. Photography is so many things besides just shooting that becoming a competent professional basically overnight seems very unlikely.",
"That was a much more civilized way of putting it than the first person lmao. But her husband owns a business and is very good with money. She already had very good people skills, and editing is much easier to get a hang of than it may seem. Having only a few hundred characters to post I did not include the rest of the “story” just the cool parts of it hahaha. ",
"step 1) have hot friends to photograph",
"It's all in the photography remember 0.0",
"I think they mean she formatted the card. Weird phrasing. ",
"cookie cutter",
"Is this the blonde from Match.com?",
"That's why we asked five reliable friends to film \nand video us as well. A lot of my friends use a back up photog as well, usually working in tandem with the professional, sometimes as an apprentice. Never leave a once in a life time \nto one person! So sorry for your outcome! \nGo back to the chapel in your finest and have a few key pics taken and have your portrait done too. Most people only display a few anyway! ",
"What do you mean she \"zeroed\" out the digital files? If she still has the SD card get her to run ZAR Recovery onit free for photos you should get most of the shots back. Just make sure she saves the results to a different drive. This assumes she has not reused the card.",
"Whimsical image and pleasant tones. (Albeit without seeing rest of the work it's hard to judge). Photography is much more than those two elements. Your sister definitely had luck in making a business out of it. There are so many photographers out there that are absolutely brilliant and their images are jaw dropping but they don't get the recognition or earn very little from it because that's not what the masses demand. Masses demand whimsy and pleasantries and wedding photos. \n",
"That's a wedding every week and in reality, people aren't getting married every week. They're getting married from like May through September. So in 20 weeks she's shooting 2.5 weddings per week... with having no experience, no portfolio, no references, no equipment, not to mention it's physically impossible to handle that kind of workload. One wedding can easily be 40 hours of work. OP is full of shit. ",
"Fishy for sure. Chump wedding photographers dont even get 50 weekends of work. Given the fact that weddings have seasons, and a photographer can only shoot so many weddings during a seasons even with a someone shadowing, I think the numbers are quite off. A well known photographers gets 16-25 weddings a year. Quality over quantity.\n\nEven if thats true, she couldnt be the main shooter, she could have shadowes 5 other shooters? but hell! who markets her? ",
"zero out, according to dictionaries, is 'to remove something completely'. interestingly, a 'quick format', in computer world, may write zeros to all sectors of a memory device.",
"Model lost in the background. Needs depth of field work. Suggestions not criticizing.",
"Same",
"In the age of Instagram, everyone is a 'photographer'",
"Just a very odd way of trying to say formatted the memory card/s I guess? No photographers say that.",
"to clear things up with everyone, I just talked to her and she has BOOKED 50 weddings since she started, she photographed 30 last year and has about 20 upcoming weddings booked. I did not mean to over exaggerate, I simply misunderstood the information. She is the only photographer for her business and to state the obvious, the people she photographs market her.",
"True that. It's also a common phrase simply to remove everything, change the total amount to zero. like zeroed out a bank account. \n\n\nIn computer storage, to actively overwrite the disk with 0s, would take a direct effort... it'd be weird.\n\n",
"OP is completely full of shit. People seem to think shooting a wedding is just a day’s work. It’s not just shooting the wedding. It’s hours upon hours of editing hundreds of photos. ",
"I don't know how to explain it. I sent her to my friend who is a pro with a shop and they used a recovery program. They got nothing back. It was ten years ago so I'd guess she more than used the card again and again. \n\nWe had a small wedding with small costs and I'm a sucker for giving people a chance. I saw her portrait work and she'd done a few other wedding with really nice results. I don't know why she messed up so badly but I was devastated.",
"We had a few family members take pictures but by the time we found we could get nothing back I couldn't get anyone to share photos. The whole thing was a weird mess.",
"This happens more than people think. I'm sorry it happened to you. ",
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't LDS weddings a lot more low key than modern weddings? Since the ceremony is private. I figure they may need less out of a photographer than some. \n\nEdit - Also, beautiful photograph. And good on you for showing it off. ",
"Not sure if you’re serious, but it would make the subject look like she’s bending down instead of leaning back. I think it would not improve the shot. ",
"I’m very impressed that you knew that. But yes the weddings themselves are more “low key” however afterwards after the ceremony is when she does all of the pictures with family and friends as well as bridesmaids grooms etc. She also takes wedding announcement photos for before the wedding as well and those are very important. As for the ceremony itself, there are no pictures taken.\n\nEdit: ahh being in Utah probably gave away the whole LDS thing hahaha",
"She got a website?",
"Haha, yeah and I spent a lot of time in Idaho so I'm familiar. Well good for her regardless! Whether it's 5 weddings or 50, still an accomplishment to be your own boss. ",
"Her photography skills that she’s “DEVELOPED”?!?\n\n\nGood pun. 13/10",
"I’m glad someone noticed ",
"Beautiful capture of a moment in time - you're sis has an eye. Where was it taken? I would love to try and recreate with different season/lighting, etc.",
"> editing is much easier than it may seem\n\nEditing is often the hardest part of photography, especially for something like a wedding, where you're taking hundreds or thousands of photos.",
"Wow. Its just great to hear others' success. I hope this post would inspire people to do stuff as well as I've been.",
"I kept scrolling through the comments cause I knew I couldn’t be the only one, but damnit I was. \n\nMaybe I’m just the only one who said anything. lol",
"Honestly most people seem seem to be focused on the “impossibility” of it rather than worry about the puns.\n\nEdit: okay that one was accidental",
"Is it really that hard to hit the take picture button?",
"God I hate those hats.",
"> None of that sepia tone BS.\n\nInstead we get grain BS. Given the image size and light level no camera produced in the last decade should produce anything like that level of noise.",
"How's photography 101 going?",
"It’s like she went viral and she was able to keep up. Getting popular is hard when you don’t have the right mix of circumstances. She just so happened to have it all right",
"The only way to kill it all is to format the card... which is not easy to do on accident",
"Beautiful.",
"Everyone can find something wrong with another persons photograph. But it all comes down to what the artist meant to capture, and how they meant to do it. There’s artistry in a solitary item on the ground, and there’s an aesthetic to having multiple textures work together to create a “flavor”. ",
"Moral of the story? Don't get married.",
"Lol, I feel like I can guarantee that I know where this was taken. I think it was the same place as mine! Just in a different season",
"I love the places she is able to find. Always really cool surroundings!",
"Just make sure you’re not accidentally illegally photographing somewhere. My sister does photography and licensing or permissions can be a bummer ",
"Just going through Lightroom and giving each photo a star rating takes forever until you get a few years in.",
"Damn I lost it. I never laugh at comments but that got me. ",
"Suns out, guns out. Damn. ",
"My brother was hired by FIFA and Coca-Cola, to travel with the world cup for 10 months around the world (as a photographer). He was not yet considered to be a professional at this point and still worked as an educational aid. Dreams can happen! He quite his job and now works full time, in his own firm:) ",
"Ya u gotta be running that 1.2 aperture with your 18mm lense so it’s literally only the model /s",
"My main question is about the workload. With more than one wedding per week, at *least*, how does she have time to edit them all and such? My dad's been doing wedding photography on the side for a handful of years, and the hours it takes to crunch through a batch of photos from just a single wedding is enormous, not to mention the time spent preparing with the couple, shooting the wedding, etc.",
"Editing is not easier than it may seem. The trendiness route of Utah Lightroom presents are the easy parts. If I ever heard a photographer say that, I would never trust them. Just had a Wedding client call me crying a few months back (I filmed her Wedding) about her wedding photos and I looked at the work of a “one to three clicks” preset work from a Utah Wedding photographer and was devastated. This style is very easy to emulate and is trendy at the moment but when it comes to learning lighting, settings and understanding how to bring out emotion without relying on one click film-grainy presets, you better invest in a reliable photographer. Most LDS photographers don’t shoot a 8-10 hour wedding day in varying lighting situations and don’t grow past shooting outside photos. \n\nThis is a great photo and I’m sure she’ll grow to be great. But I vomited in my soul when I read “editing is easier than it seems”. ",
"I'm a photographer, and I can believe how many people are doing the sepia tone junk right now for weddings. They go out of their way to make everything brown. It looks awful, and yet, people are in love with it. Can't understand it.",
"I agree, however I've been known to add a slight amount of grain to B&W images. Just adds something to the feel of it...",
"It's 2018 guys auto adjust and filters exist!\n\n/s",
"Well done for remembering to switch accounts.",
"I think you should get a pass on your cake day. CARRY ON WITH THE DRUNK REDDIT!",
"After viewing her website, she seems to have decent pricing. It would definitely be a little on the lower end where I'm at (Orlando), but I don't know what a normal wedding goes for in Utah. She seems to have a pretty consistent, natural light (ie, avoiding any use of flash) style. I would recommend that she learn flash (can't imagine shooting a reception without it), and start to raise her prices. If she's getting booked that much, she's not charging enough. Might as well work a bit less, and make the same amount. ",
"You really really underestimate how cheap some people are doing weddings for now. Some of the \"weddings\" a friend of mine shoots are nothing more than 2 hours in someones backyard for $100. Not everyone wants to hire professionals for thousands of dollars. Especially when a 19 year old girl with a camera and a mac book will document your special day in a manner that is suitable for both parties.",
"I'm jealous. I can't come close to that. ",
"> He was not yet considered to be a professional at this point and still worked as an educational aid. \n\nNo way that had to do with his pay grade...\n",
"She's actually in the middle ground. The front ground are the out of focus leaves which frame the shot better and draw the eyes to the model. The background is also out of focus and the highlights bring the eyes to the model. I'd say the composition is pretty solid overall. ",
"> They're getting married from like May through September.\n\nI saw a wedding taking place on December 23rd in Taunton, UK. I couldn't understand why anyone would book their wedding for such a miserable, and likely wet, time of the year!",
"> Editing is often the hardest part of photography\n\nWith recent RAW converters, preset packs and FX editors (Luminar, for example), you have it **much** easier today.\n\nIt also can be much less time consuming - you can apply a preset to many pictures in a batch, and get away with minor adjustments (cropping, exposure, contrast). \"Repair\" tools for skin work like magic today.\n\nWho says she does hundreds of (final) pictures for a wedding? When I do weddings, they get around 50 final pictures, max. And that was always way more than enough.\n\n\nWhat I doubt more is her technical skill with the camera and peripheries (flash, reflectors, general lighting), scenes and posing. That cannot be learned in a few hours to be good enough for a business.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n",
"Cannot find the image with google.\n",
"I'm hoping for just enough to level the shoulders. ",
"Meanwhile there are tons of *awful* photography groups who do shitty work, practically take over the wedding with their presence, and charge $10000 to do it. And people pay for it because they don't know any better, or *it must be good if it's so expensive* . No. You just wasted your money on poorly-composed, poorly-edited, half-assed photography. I see it in 9/10 weddings I go to and it drives me insane. ",
"Was the friend male?",
"Nah just a crazy crossfitter",
"[i can understand why](https://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bridalguide.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fslideshow-images%2Fwinter-wedding-winter-wonderland-ceremony-decor-preston-bailey.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bridalguide.com%2Fplanning%2Fthe-details%2Freception%2Fwinter-wedding-ideas&docid=ggdt25__up3LvM&tbnid=Ac1jQ6F-RHqGiM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwii_4OIt__YAhUGjiwKHbu2CwkQMwigAigZMBk..i&w=600&h=400&bih=695&biw=1536&q=winter%20wedding&ved=0ahUKEwii_4OIt__YAhUGjiwKHbu2CwkQMwigAigZMBk&iact=mrc&uact=8)",
"The flight attendant?",
"> Never leave a once in a life time to ~~one person~~an amateur!\n\nFTFY.\n\nA professional would not make that kind of mistake. A professional would have safeguards in place. A professional wouldn't accidentally wipe a card between the ceremony and reception.\n\nThere's a reason professionals charge so much. You get what you paid for. A photographer is the last thing you should skimp on in your budget. ",
"Contrary to what other comments say, there's a big difference between a \"quick\" format (what people mean 99% of the time when they say \"format\") and zeroing (the action of writing zeroes to the complete disk, slow), also known as wiping.\n\nIt's very hard to wipe a card by mistake, but that can happen.",
"By accident*",
"Eh I’m not sure they’re completely full of shit but I am sceptical.\nI’ve actually been to two weddings in the last month, winter weddings are still popular. The wedding last weekend the bride and groom couldn’t afford an actual wedding photographer so hired a photography student instead. They say they didn’t have to pay her but they’re not expecting great photos. \n\nBut still, 50 seems high for a year. ",
"Who's in the picture? She married?",
"How to be a successful wedding photographer: have beautiful clients who have the time to photoshoot.",
"I read this as your sister started a \"Pornography Company\". Reddit has ruined me",
"Swolerina. ",
"Aaaand there it is.",
"holy title\n\n*girl on steps in dress",
"True, but accidents can always happen. I agree much less likely with a professional.",
"\"straight out of the camera\"",
"All the internet warriors were too busy furiously mashing away on their keyboards about how they thought the OP was full of shit. Gotta love the internet...",
"Bs. Karma whore",
"Wow your sister is great",
"That's one beautiful bride. ",
"On another note . . The bride in the picture is smoking. Lucky man whoever married her.",
"Sorry.. it’s not the hardest thing in the world to take pictures. Despite what every pretentious photographer says.",
"not 40..more like 200 or 300 hours..picking camera with right lenses, getting right angles, lighting, hiring multiple photographers, videographers, editing.\n\nthere is no way an amateur will get 50 gigs in such a short span unless there is no competition for 200 miles and she is the only person who does it a very low price !!",
"> Some of the \"weddings\" a friend of mine shoots are nothing more than 2 hours in someones backyard for $100. \n\nYikes, that is way too cheap for 2 hours of on-site work.",
"Obviously every other photographer isn't trying hard enough, or isn't naturally as talented. /s",
"Why is he getting downvotes like this? ",
"Where the heel does she live where in a year she has had 50 gigs! That's almost a gig a week, in her first year??\nI call bullshit. ",
"Yeah, no. Sorry but I don't buy this. It takes years for a good photographer to build high enough reputation to get booked 50 weddings year. And you're saying your sister did all of that in under a year? Nah.",
"Where can one even buy a pornograph? How do you watch the pornography without one?",
"That's a nice picture.",
"How did she ever learn to press a button?",
"OP's earlier comments:\n\n>Actually this is a 100% true story. Being in Utah, the 8th highest state of marriage with 8.1 marriages per 1,000 people, it is very easy to find people who need wedding pictures. And with her skill more and more people want her to photograph their weddings. So, even though this is not probable to create a company like this and be successful to that extent, it happened, with no help of any “existing pro”. Sorry to shut down your theory tho:/\n\nand\n\n>to clear things up with everyone, I just talked to her and she has BOOKED 50 weddings since she started, she photographed 30 last year and has about 20 upcoming weddings booked. I did not mean to over exaggerate, I simply misunderstood the information. She is the only photographer for her business and to state the obvious, the people she photographs market her.",
"If you're not the photographer, why do you think editing is so easy? That's really interesting seeing as a bunch of us we will consider ourselves be photographers continuously try to optimize our workflow for editing",
"That’s not what it looks like in Taunton. ",
"That's like watching a sniper hitting a target from a distancev and saying is it really that hard to pull the trigger? ",
"That's pretty fantastic! I have a friend with a similar story- he wasn't yet considered a pro and got a job at a pretty big newspaper taking pictures.\n\nBut both of those examples are only one job, working for one person. The OP claims his sister shot 50 weddings in one year her first year even advertising she was a photographer. That's a wedding a week- most people aren't going to hire someone, no matter how good their amateur work is, for such an important day unless they don't have any other options. That's one wedding a week for an entire year, when anyone who is a photographer will tell you how long it takes to process and edit images of the caliber people expect for a wedding. I know a lot of wedding photographers- it can take weeks to get a wedding package done. That's why they're so expensive. And knowing where to be, where to stand, understanding the ebb and flow of a ceremony and how to corral dozens of people and get everything shot smoothly... there's a reason they're 'pros'. \n\nThe OP is saying that 50 people hired her to do 50 weddings with no wedding portfolio. I just don't buy it. Sorry.",
"Yes! \"Come find me!\"",
"She def seems to be struggling when it comes to dating. /s",
"There are photographs who don't shoot like thousands of photos, but only a few... good ones. \nThat's how it works.",
"I guess not, and i suspect it smells better too",
"He actually loved his job and it was the hardest decision he's had to make! Worth every bit though, I'd imagine. Check him out if you'd like! Joel Robison Photography\n",
"I've been in to photography for four year's now and I'm still a load of crap at it.",
"You should read [this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect)",
"I think the real question here is who is that hardbody in the picture?",
"Not to mention it's barely possible to shoot 50 weddings a year",
"She needs to hook me up with those connections she's got. Love the photo, skeptical but still love the photo.",
"PM me if you want more details! ",
"Point and click. Takes virtually no effort, easy to do burst shots and one of them will look great.",
"Most redditors are morons. True story.",
"[Looks even pretty in b/w](https://i.imgur.com/ZvBpvjK.png)",
"I believe the OP. I have been an advanced amateur photographer my whole life....started out back in the day with 35mm film, doing my own developing and printing in the darkroom....and photography is NOT that hard, and it CAN be learned by just about anyone. And as noted in this thread by others, technology advances have made it much, much, much more easier to edit/manipulate images.\n\nIt's always funny to me to see photographers get all defensive about their \"craft.\" It ain't brain surgery! Lol",
"Beware. It’s a downvote fest on anyone who believes me!! \n\nBut fr thank you for realizing the possibility. She does not spend 40 hours or 200 hours as someone said on a single wedding. She does take her time to edit and find the right pictures, but the hours people are guessing it takes to photograph and edit pictures of a wedding is not that crazy. At least for her.",
"For a 19 year old, thats good money for 2 hours of taking pictures. And another hour or two of editing. ",
"No. However, many take photos. ",
"I did amateur photography growing up and then put it away for several years. When I picked it back up as an adult, the very first wedding I shot turned out far better than I could have expected. From there I started getting constant gigs and pretty much took off. I also live in a pretty rural area with a suprising amount of \"photographers\". Ive realized people will pay for quality and it looks like your sis has a natural eye. Congrats to her for being able to do what she loves.\n",
"https://imgur.com/a/Tv3Kj/\n\nHere is the pic rotated 2 and 3.5 degrees. You’re right that it evens out the shoulders, but I don’t think it improves the shot at all. 2 makes the wall look pinched on the left and 3.5 crops so close that it ruins the matching between the dress and the flowers. \n\n/u/Fuzzy_Peach_Butt /u/BaronVonBeans ",
"Thanks for the labor, fellow OCDer!\n\nIn the original, everything except the wall on the left is leaning to the left. That's bad.\n\nIn the 3.5 version, everything looks vertical except the wall on the left. That annoyingly uneven stair lip on the bottom is completely gone, and personally I don't mind the narrower aspect ration required for the cropping. Unfortunately, the wall looks like it's about to over fall on her.\n\nIMO, the 2 degree version is a good compromise.",
"Wow, thank you for this. Now I see the comparisons, I honestly prefer OP's. ",
"Whoa... I started to take photography serious almost a year now. I'm no where near this level",
"Amazing shot",
"You get what you pay for ",
"Yea, and not everyone can afford to drop $2000 on a photographer or doesn't care. A picture is a picture, it has one purpose and that is to help to remember an important event.",
"Please reread post. NOT CRITICISM. Just a suggestion:. Don't post if your not looking for comments. "
] | 164 |
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My sister started a photography company last year with little experience after her friend gave her a camera. In that time she’s photographed over 50 weddings and is absolutely amazing with a camera now. Just thought the talent she’s developed should be shown off.
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/r/pics/comments/7tw0pe/i_have_a_vast_personal_collection_of_girls_ive/
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"Interesting ",
"DM me if ur interested",
"Just post",
"stfu",
"Ew, creep.",
"No"
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I have a vast personal collection of girls I've captured myself via Skype pics and vids (some have thousands of IG followers)DM me on IG=Fxckboy696969
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/r/pics/comments/7tw1ms/ladybug_tracks_on_a_moist_window/
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[
"That's oddly serene. I like it",
"https://i.imgur.com/EHvsJBv.jpg",
"TIL ladybugs can't walk in a straight line",
"https://i.imgur.com/FYXhuUl.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/Y9o0p.png",
"I'm told women love that word, moist. Just say it again - moist.",
"State bug of Delaware...just so ya know",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"Also, they bite.",
"https://i.imgur.com/oAqRYqN.jpg",
"little tiny footprints and a big cock",
"*That lady is so moist right now*\n\n",
"Is there a partial upvote for using the word moist but having a neat picture?",
"So you're telling me giant ladybugs are what carve out rivers on Earth?\n\nThis is deep.",
"What?",
"So it kind of looks like they drag their entire torso across the ground when they are walking. that's odd",
"So unlady like.",
"r/TheWitnessIRL",
"You know how you can tell it's a ladybug?\n\nCan't drive straight.",
"ALSO, THEY BITE!",
"Dude how old are you? I haven’t heard anybody use that joke in forever.\n\nStereotype jokes to me, only really work if they’re somewhat relatable or relevant. That stereotype is too unknown for it to really work. ",
"pretty old, man, I won't lie. Oh well, you win some you lose some.",
"looks like a Bing wallpaper",
"Looks like the Nurburgring",
"Largest set of balls i've ever seen on a ladybug.",
"Hawt",
"You're a bad person.",
"Dragging that dick down the middle I see. ",
"You get a downside just because of the use of *that* descriptive word. 😬",
"Trap-bug",
"Not a good enough reason to use the word moist ",
"It's obvious they don't know where they're going",
"I wish we still had the pretty ones in Toronto. Unfortunately they released an Asian (?) variant several years ago to battle an aphid infestation. They killed off all the aphids, then proceeded to kill off all the normal ladybugs. Now we just have these piss yellow ladybugs that actually bite.",
"\"ladybug tracks on a moist window\"\n\nSounds like the name of an emo wannabe punk indie band's breakout single",
"Don't worry, I laughed",
"I always thought it was ladybird wtf",
"It's like one of those Family Circus comics about how the kid roams all over the neighborhood.",
"So that's how Atlanta planned their road alignment!",
"That's a very inefficient creature, unless she is actually trying to make us think so.",
"I read that as \"ladybug tracks mace windu\".... I have no idea why",
"Same",
"What lady walks a straight line in a mall?",
"Looks like a [biased random walk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biased_random_walk_on_a_graph)\n\nHere's a pic: http://www.maths.dur.ac.uk/users/andrew.wade/research/cbrw.jpg",
"Can confirm. I had one fly in from the driver side window, smash into my arm (I was lowering the sun visor) BITE ME and continue to fly out the passenger window. It happened so fast I almost couldn't believe it. That shitty thing ran into MY arm and bit me for it! More like bitchbug, not ladybug. ",
"Why don't insects walk in straight lines?",
"....moist"
] | 47 |
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Ladybug tracks on a moist window
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/r/pics/comments/7tw4ot/mustachioed_man_ironing_clothes_tamil_nadu_india/
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[
"Photo by Rohit Markande.\n\n\n\"A bit of the story behind the image, I walked around the city whole day in and out of temples, with a very overcast sky (thanks to cyclone Thane) without shooting much. Was walking back to my hotel, when I this image, of a man resolute, industrious and proud of his work, stopped me in my tracks. His gaze, posture and the ease with which he lifted the heavy iron, all gave me a fair idea of his life and his attitude towards it, even though I couldn't communicate with him, as he only spoke Tamil.\"",
"He could either be the shopkeep or the final boss...",
"/r/bossfight /r/2healthbars"
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Mustachioed man ironing clothes, Tamil Nadu, India
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/r/pics/comments/7tw6ji/an_early_summer/
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[
"Which part of Skyrim is this?",
"where is that?",
"Outside of a little Bavarian town in Washington. ",
"thanks for answering, it looks great :)"
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An Early Summer
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/r/pics/comments/7tw74h/im_sissymarcia_in_fairmont_wv_i_need_a_man_in_my/
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[
"Jesus fuck you look like there isnt a spot on your body you wouldnt stick a needle",
"On behalf of 90% of men, \"I'll pass\"",
"Why here? ",
"This is disgusting on every level. "
] | 4 |
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I'm sissymarcia in Fairmont WV I need a man in my area. [email protected]
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/r/pics/comments/7tw87h/i_found_this_at_the_local_library/
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[
"Haha. Our stupid potus 3 and counting",
"Where's the lie",
"authors from shole countries? ",
"Why do people follow such a trend? ",
"The world population has DOUBLED in a lifetime. Noone needs any more people"
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I found this at the local library
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/r/pics/comments/7tw8wt/lightning_shot_taken_at_just_the_right_time_to/
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[
"While I congratulate you on such an awesome shot, I commiserate on your now inevitable fate as a victim tp the undying lord of dread, \n\nAll i can suggest is you up your garlic intake a bit, and maybe stop sleeping with the balcony doors wide open, and ditch those voluminous open neck night gowns you favour!",
"[hopefully for that guy, Bugs Bunny isn't near by](https://youtu.be/5IpmZcH8VsQ)",
"This reminds me of the time Bruce Wayne suddenly disappeared from a party."
] | 3 |
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Lightning shot taken at just the right time to catch this night flyer.
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/r/pics/comments/7tw9fs/snowy_night_in_toronto/
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[
"How is the weather overall in late March? ",
"As an overweight, bearded Canadian it’s slightly too warm. ",
"Well I’m a pudgy, non bearded lady but than the weather sounds perfect for me thanks! "
] | 3 |
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Snowy night in Toronto.
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/r/pics/comments/7twa8e/i_build_rock_climbing_gyms_this_is_the_result_we/
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[
"Quarter inch? That’s not right, is it?",
"No, that's a mistake! It's 1/8\" thick, 2 1/2\" square. ",
"Awesome job, sounds like it would be a fun job to have and take pride in. I wish i had a job i could take pride in.",
"Looks more like fabricated 2\" square",
"you should collect mushrooms it feels awesome to have a big collection",
"What type of bending rig did you use?",
"No rig! We drew the radius on the floor and drilled holes at 6\" intervals along it. Made equivalent relief cuts in the steel to accomodate the necessary bend and welded it back together. ",
"Good job, those bends are nice and smooth. I thought you might have used some sort of hydraulic tube roller",
"This sounds like a better idea than bending someone else's 1/4 square tube, they might get upset. ",
"Fire protection designer here. That looks like it's going to create a serious obstruction to the sprinklers once it's completed. ",
"There's over 6' of clearance from the top of the wall to the sprinkler system. ",
"I was more concerned that it looks like it'll be about 16' horizontally from the bottom of that wall to the nearest sprinkler at the roof that could reach that area with water, and that's not even considering the shape of the wall would probably obstruct the water pattern of those heads that are just outside the wall. Usually you're only allowed 7.5' from a sprinkler to a wall. Realistically, I'm not particularly concerned that a fire would be likely to start next to the bottom of the wall but I would be curious to know if the fire department has been consulted to get their opinion.",
"All our walls are submitted to and reviewed by third party engineering firms that account for any and all hazards. It's ultimately up to the gym owner to provide adequate safety measures for their customers. This is an old building that they purchased, once a cold storage facility. I would think that after having submitted permits to the city they would have been required to have the fire department involved in some way but unfortunately that information is something I could not provide. ",
"Yeah that's great!!!! Where is this going in? What company do you work for?",
"This is in Winston-Salem, NC"
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I build rock climbing gyms. This is the result we got from bending our own 1/4" square tube
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/r/pics/comments/7twatx/two_cultures_meet_tibetan_monks_having_fun_with_a/
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[
"The Dali Manna",
"Photo by /u/asiancaliboi. Taken 2017\n\n\nThe photographer headed to them when they \"heard the music and laughter...to explore something strange\". The monks were described as \"happy and curious\". ",
"That one on the left looks like he's found his true calling. ",
"Dalai Mamma*"
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Two cultures meet: Tibetan Monks having fun with a man in drag, Beijing
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/r/pics/comments/7twbfn/my_new_best_buddy_cooper/
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[
"He looks like a good boy!",
"What a beautiful doggo! Give him some pats for me please!",
"I also have a dog named Cooper. Welcome to the club, we meet on Wednesdays."
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My new best buddy Cooper
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/r/pics/comments/7twd84/norwegian_skeleton_sled_competitor_with_cyanide/
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[
"Spotted it in this article (in Norwegian) about him going to the Olympic Winter Games this year:\n\nhttps://www.aftenposten.no/100Sport/vintersport/Med-hodet-forst-i-140-kilometer-i-timen--249232b.html\n",
"Love it!",
"I wish it we're screaming. Or better yet! I wish it were the purple shirt eye stabber",
"AND the man is handsome as frig. ",
"Skeleton 101 https://youtu.be/rQNczveVaUc",
"Explosm.net"
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Norwegian skeleton sled competitor with Cyanide & Happiness drawing on his helmet. Here goes nothing.
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/r/pics/comments/7twdu2/made_a_wing_chun_dummy_wall_mount_for_less_than/
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[
"I used a 4 foot 2 inch wide wood dowel cut to arm length specs and table leg top plates: 2 angled and 1 straight. The Board is a piece of hardwood I had laying around the shop. For the padding I used a foam mat from Wal-Mart. The dowel, plates, mat, and screws came out to be around 17 dollars total. I plan to put heavy duty CB antenna springs on it at a later date for durability.",
"That’s awesome! Nice job!",
"thank you."
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Made a Wing Chun dummy wall mount for less than 20 dollars.
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/r/pics/comments/7twfpp/face_of_jesus_in_my_cats_ear/
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[
"More like the face of Satan.",
"The beard is the best part.",
"Jesus as he's being crucified...?",
"I love that unibrow ",
"Lol",
"This will probably reach the front page",
"I don’t see Jesus. However I do see a yawning monkey.",
"All Parse the Cat ear , ",
"I see a butthole",
"It's the Meowsiah",
"I see a face, but it does not look like jesus",
"It's Voldemort, Don't you know your cat ear spirits?!",
"Even the Lord Jesus Christ likes to get in some pussy. ",
"Lol, that's Obi-wan Kenobi",
"All Praise the Feline Messiah.",
"Hard to tell, due to the poorly detailed graphics",
"Original Planet of the Apes character maybe.",
"Anything that has a group of shadows on it that even remotely resemble a human face is attributed to be fucking Jesus.",
"Nah, doesn’t look like fucking Jesus, either. ",
"Stop deluding yourself into seeing Jesus in shit. This is clearly Chewbacca",
"I don’t see Jesus. Oh god. Gotta go to church.",
"I see a west highland white terrier (or it could be a maltese) on top of a chimp that's sticking its tongue out.",
"r/pareidolia"
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Face of Jesus in My Cat's Ear
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"Clickbait?",
"Clickbait in the real world.",
"**free**\n^wife",
"If you free your wife then you're free too"
] | 4 |
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My local bar has misleading sign when read from afar.
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/r/pics/comments/7twj41/our_national_basketball_league_has_a_typo_on_all/
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[
"I'm retarded. What is it?\nEdit: Nevermind association is spelled wrong",
"I had no clue Mongolia A. Had basketball B. The internet. I just thought they still lived nomadic lives. ",
"*Dat Ass*",
"Ball seems small for a basketball. "
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Our national basketball league has a typo on all official balls
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/r/pics/comments/7twjsw/truckers_be_careful_with_the_sun_29_years_driving/
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"alternate years driving in the us and the uk. even that right up. ",
"This is incredibly fascinating to me. Where did you find this?",
"British Health Ministry "
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Truckers, be careful with the sun. 29 years driving a lorry.
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/r/pics/comments/7twkq6/can_you_tell_my_cat_loves_me/
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[
"Cats squinting like that actually is a way they convey affection. Closing their eyes, even partially, in the presence of another is a huge sign of trust amoung felines. Your cat is basically saying \"I trust you enough to be venerable while I am around you\". ",
"That’s absolutely awesome!!! :) i love it ",
"Yeah like when dogs smile and hum at you"
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Can you tell my cat loves me?
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[
"Your \"friend\" is an idiot...",
"Why the quotation marks? ",
"Who would leave that much frosting in the pan? I'll spoon that shit over the buns!",
"Surely it smelled like cinnamon, as bacon usually does",
"my friend told me his mom made her own frosting and so i did the same thing",
"Poor guy",
"Honeydicker!",
"avoid the \"this wasn't you, it's a re-post\" police?",
"10 points to Hufflepuff!",
"https://i.imgur.com/p6cbWBW.jpg",
"Hey, get out of here with your logic, we're all trying to buy this backstory. ",
"I mean I'm all for implying OP is a terrible human and lied.\n\nBUT\n\nI could honestly see this happening if the person was intoxicated/otherwise impaired.\n\nOnly because drunk me on college would have gone to town on that icing",
"God? ",
"Cinnamon bacon fat. Yum!",
"I never thought bacon would do anything but make me happy and possibly give me heart disease, the way this makes me feel is not happy.",
"Color me skeptical. ",
"Reminds me of the time my mom mistook cannabis for spinach. She had a better time",
"Your roommate is obviously not on keto. That's a snack. ",
"Does your roomie have no sense of smell? I could smell that's pork fat from 10 feet away.",
"I'm very confused by this post",
"OP is r/totallynotrobots",
"What’s photoshopped...?",
"That is fucking gross",
"But uh, 15 points to Gryffindor for some reason. Gryffindor wins the House Cup! -Albus Dumbledore.",
"It was a tweet originally. He's not the original source.",
"Why are you baking bacon? Is this a thing?",
"Song lyrics, duh.",
"When I was a kid, my family made drinks from cans of concentrate and mixed them in a large pitcher that was in the fridge.\n\nOne night, pulled open the fridge and saw a big jug of what I thought was lemonade.\n\nCourse I didn't need a glass, I just started chugging. It was my gag reaction that clued in there was an issue before my tastebuds realized this wasn't Lemonade. I got a solid 3 to 4 chugs down before it started coming back up.\n\nTurned out, my mom boiled potatoes and was planning to make soup. For some awesome reason she decided to use the juice jug.\n\nChilled potato water is gross. ",
"/r/UnnecessaryQuotes ",
"ZYKIUMDIDYOUUPVOTETHEPOST?! ~Also Albus",
"Also, bacon grease feels identical to sticky frosting.",
"I feel about the same, not the same argument it!",
"Dumbledore asked calmly",
"Really...",
"You are a monster",
"My bullshit-o-meter is through the roof.",
"Hawaii on the 70s, restaurants would put soy sauce in bottles. People would accidentally drink them thinking it's cola.",
"Yes?",
"I'm not sure",
"Indeed. The cinnamonny tasting pigs of Aidutra are quite rare but do provide quite the savory dish if one is so fortunate to find Aidutra because I have no fucking clue where it is. ",
"that image. can't you read? goddamn hack.",
"I'm more upset that roomate wasn't pleasantly surprised. Jerk.",
"My story is true. Cannabis cooking in butter looks a lot like spinach. Once you try a bite, you obviously know it’s not spinach. But one bite is enough ",
"We are starting a GoFundMe for his double-bypass scheduled for Thursday.",
"Oh well that clears it up. I thought you meant she mixed up spinach leaves and cannabis buds.",
"Yeah, it's a great way to make bacon and in some ways easier than pan frying--especially if you are cooking for a lot of people. Simply put aluminum foil on a cooking sheet and put in bacon at 350-375 until done. Have a nice life. ",
"who the fuck thinks this is edgy",
"I can smell it through the fucking picture.",
"Comeuppance for the jug chug.",
"fat is the best, your roomie is weak",
"That is a delicacy for us Poles",
"Why is that in quotes did you actually eat it",
"You say that, but my father's fiancee prepared honey-glazed ham this evening with a healthy dose of cinnamon in the glaze...",
"they're probably shagging right now",
"Doubt it, her son is staying the night in the spare room about 5 feet from their room.\n\nRegardless, I don't care if my father is sexually active. I just wish he'd stop sticking it in crazy.",
"Or they can't smell and are blind so visual queues do them no good. That or the OP is just lying for karma. I know which one I would bet on.",
"It's a super efficient way to cook a lot of bacon with consistency. No one thinks it's edgy, ",
"It was what he said to himself as he lied to the internet.",
"Crazy good cooks?",
"I believe your roommate is dumb.",
"I'll spoon some shit over your buns!",
"That could be interesting maybe!",
"PM me",
"Dude, maplewood smoked bacon with brown sugar smells exactly like fresh baked cinnamon rolls. I can 100% legit confrim this. ",
"Maybe his roommate is Jon Risinger.",
"Hey baby",
"Exactly. I am a recent aluminum foil to parchment paper conversation though. Doesn't tear like the foil and I find cleanup much easier",
"I said it in a another comment but I vastly prefer parchment paper to foil. I used to use aluminium foil when baking bacon but the foil would tear and stick to the pan sometimes. Don't have those issues with parchment paper and it is cheaper. ",
"So... how'd it go?",
"Wow, a random RT reference I get",
"[Morgan, no!](https://i.imgur.com/u421IlR.png)\n\nEdit: wow thank you kind stranger for gold etc",
"Your friend https://youtu.be/IcVRXbZQ-nY",
"It was bunanas!",
"I'm all about random RT references.",
"At first I was like \"how do I know that name?\" and then it hit me and I chuckled. Well done.",
"I mean, he's no Ryan Haywood, but he's still awesome.",
"Yup. I had a clay pot to collect the extra bacon juice and fried/sautéed with it",
"I should buy a roll, i just never think to buy any until the moment I need it and then inevitably forget when i'm out shopping. I put the bacon on a rack on top of the pan. It's one more thing to clean, but I find that it cooks more evenly that way and I don't have to flip the bacon. ",
"Is he hard of smelling?",
"Rack is a solid option too, but I didn't like the cleanup. I don't flip and still get consistent cooking on just the pan. That said, on the rack is slightly more consistent.",
"Amazing! Of all the white hardened things to swipe your finger through, not the worst. ",
"Oven bacon is best bacon.",
"This should be a thing. \"I cooked <insert food name>. But I actually cooked <insert food name>. And someone did something funny.",
"Also seeing as how it’s solid, it could of been from that morning and the roommate took a finger scoop at night or the next day when it didn’t smell like bacon ",
"My parents keep bacon grease in the fridge to season green beans and such and one of cousin ate a big old bite once thinking it was yogurt 😂",
"Fake",
"Not happy? Bacon fat is delicious",
"without the backstory its just a picture of dirty aluminum foil",
"I'm proud of you",
"Paging r/keto",
"Glad to see someone else also bakes the bacon 👍👌",
"Ummmm, 'murica? I guess??",
"I think you need to make cinnamon rolls now. It’s only right.",
"I can smell it from this comment",
"She did that so you'll stop fucking drinking from the jug like a fucking savage.",
"I’m still calling bullshit.",
"Hells yes. Line cook here. \n\nAccidentally botched some Alfredo sauce one day before dinner service. Decided to put it in a bowl anyways and dress it up like some sort of pudding and see what kind of shenanigans I could pull with the servers. They were used to me putting out random dessert type things for them to munch on, so it wasn't hard to convince them that I tried to make something new for them to try. \n\nAlmost made one of the poor girls puke after she took a huge bite of burnt parmesan and chocolate sauce..they didn't trust me so much after that...",
"So, I was laughing at this but then I remembered eating pureed dog kibble because my mother put it in a tin and I thought it was cake batter...",
"Protip: Use parchment paper. I love that nothing sticks to that shit! ",
"Bacon fat doesn't really have a smell after it's cool.",
"He must've thought you were making the world's thinnest cinnamon rolls...",
"Your roommate's kind of an idiot. ",
"*You're",
"Was he born without a nose?",
"Best way to do it if you wanna cook large quantities!(like more then just one or two people)",
"Life is a mystery...",
"That's a good way to poop",
"\"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best\"\n\n-Bacon\n",
"Made me cringe a little",
"/s",
"/r/instant_regret",
"What temp do you cook at? Whenever I do it right on the pan, the bottom browns faster than the top of the bacon. I'm probably baking too hot",
"Yes it’s a rare disease called GotYourNoseitis. Very unfortunate stuff. ",
"Or just in general to get consistently crispy and well cooked bacon in 20 minutes without the hassle of cooking it in the pan.\n\nBonus points if you put it on a wire rack and save the bacon fat for other things, like toasting your bread/hash browns/eggs in the pan to make an amazing breakfast sandwich.",
"*tips bacon* m'artery",
"I made bacon earlier and have a pan that probably looks just like that sitting on my stove. (haven't looked in a couple of hours, but last time I was in the kitchen it wasn't cool yet) ... that is to say, at this point, I'm pretty sure what I'm smelling is coming from my kitchen and not through the internet.",
"Or... was he?",
"r/thathappened ",
"I thought I was in the keto subreddit for a second there... and yet I did not question the possibility of bacon fat icing ",
"My grandparents and parents still keep a pan specific for bacon and leave the fat in it at all times.\n\nAll of them eat bread with the fat from that pan from time to time.\n\nIt's actually not bad, especially not if you have a microwave that can melt the fat on a nice thick piece of toast.",
"I expect gold for you. Don't disappoint. ",
"> Spoon\n\nWow, can you tell me what civilization is like?",
"I ate butter cubes once, thinking they were cheese. ",
"Bacon grease is really good to hold onto and use in other dishes because it always smells and tastes like bacon and you can add a little flavor and some smoky bacon smell to anything. ",
"Hahaha, funny... but seriously, had anyone tried putting cinnamon on bacon? Sounds like it could be delicious. ",
"[r/thathappened] (https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/)",
"[Yum you made cinnamon rolls!!!](https://i.imgur.com/vvs4L5e.jpg)",
"B...-U-N-A-N-A-S!\n\nWait...",
"\"Why are you quoting yourself and then not ending your sentences with periods\"",
"Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!",
"“I guess I must’ve forgotten mate” “even though you just did the same thing”",
"Or if someone has a cold. Or if they're smokers. Or if it's maple bacon. Or they usually make bacon with cinnamon rolls. Why does everyone act like people know exactly what a smell is. We aren't bloodhounds, we're people. We smell something nice and we try to eat it.",
"\"No\"\"It's all\"\"there\"",
"I deserved it. She did not feel regret and laughed in my face for being a filthy savage.",
"You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!",
"Phrasing! ",
"My grandfather introduced me to Dripping sandwiches. Whenever you cooked a roast, you'd collect the leftover fat to use for frying, etc. it gave a lot of flavour. When grandma wasn't looking, we'd sneak into the kitchen, slice two pieces of bread and smear some dripping over like you were buttering the bread. A sprinkle of salt and pepper made a lovely snack. Incredibly unhealthy, I'm sure, but it tasted nice. ",
"I'm cool with frosting on buns no matter what kind of buns they are!",
"The friend is OP making up a story, and we licked it up ",
"Perhaps hes a smoker? Maybe he has a cold? or does a lot of cocaine and cant smell anything. ",
"I don't see the problem.",
"\"My roommate\" is a literary character that acts as a stand-in for \"the dumbest asshole in the world\" in most uses.",
"But bacon fat is delicious, I'd rather scoop that up than frosting honestly.",
"Ya if he couldn't smell the difference I doubt he could taste it.",
"Bacon in the oven? Do it on the stove like a normal person!",
"The donut shop by me does maple bacon donuts. Pretty sure they have a sprinkle of cinnamon but either way it's close. And delicious",
"Looks disgusting 🤢",
"Yeah I didn't believe this for one fucking second. If I cook bacon in my house, my HOUSE smells like BACON for days. Same with anything with cinnamon. ",
"I was hoping to find a keto comment here. Nice one.",
"Your roommate will be happy if you save that grease and use it to fry up some steamed Brussels sprouts and garlic with that bacon 🥓 ",
"Next time, put that bacon fat in a pan and put fry some breadcrumbs in it - sprinkle over bacon before eating - can't let that taste go to waste man!",
"Mmmmm grease.",
"drunk",
"The look is actually similar, the smell...not even close. She must have wondered what the hell he seasoned it with...",
"When you put it that way...",
"Does it make your HOUSE smell like CINNAMON? ",
"Nothing is delicious when you think it's something else. No matter how good it is normally.",
"Bacon grease is delicious. Win-win. ",
"Then his roommate will cook something in the leftover icing, thinking it's bacon fat.",
"I'll bun some shit over your spoons!",
"This girl just says (infinite) ewwwwwwwwww....\n",
"Maybe the person has one of those syndromes where they have no sense of smell?",
"My grandma eats butter so I don't think she has the moral highground here.",
"thats a lot of damn bacon",
"I want to dispute this but I'm pretty sure you're right and it's just the entire rest of the house that smells like bacon for hours afterward.",
"I used to work in a place that dealt in full racks of ribs, with the fat and all. When placed next to each other you could not tell the difference between the fat and white chocolate. I pissed off a lot of people while I worked there.",
"Your roommate is an idiot",
"GAG",
"Cooking on aluminum is shown to cause alzheimers, for your health! ",
"Roommate need antibiotics to clear up his sinus infection. ",
"What did you make?",
"Incredibly unhealthy indeed, as all the tastiest snacks are.",
"This is the way to cook bacon. Lined cookie sheet under the broiler. Once you start, you'll never go back.",
"That's why I like butter. Don't mind biting into a chunk of butter",
"That is fucking disgusting.",
"I used to think this. I got the idea to cook it this way from epic meal time when it first came out. Once you've tried it, there's no going back. \n\nLine a cookie sheet, fill it with bacon. Turn on the broiler and set it about 4 inches below the heating element with the door cracked open. 3 minutes on one side, flip, 3-4 minutes on the other depending on how crispy you like it. Easy clean up, no splatters of hot bacon grease when it pops, and perfect evenly cooked bacon every time.\n\nIf you very slightly overlap the pieces you can flip the entire thing at once too.",
"Dont care about the grease, if you do it right the fat crystallizes. It becomes melt in your mouth good, with some nice savory meat. You're missing out if you're so adamantly against it. ",
"The texture would be all wrong though.\n\nIf you dip my finger in a jar of solid coconut oil and my other finger in a jar of icing, I'd sure as hell know the difference",
"he was super high\n\nand an idiot for thinking anyone would leave that much icing when making supremo cinny rolls ",
"This was my thought...bacon grease is bacon grease...doesn't really matter how you get it...",
"Yikes ",
"Ok this comment genuinely had my wife and I laugh out loud",
"I know of a very large member of my family that eats bacon fat, and butter.",
"This is making for a quality r/trashyboners post 😍😍",
"'Dripping butties' (sandwiches to you) was a staple diet for people, especially kids and workers lunch boxes upto the 1970's in the UK. I ate many of them and I'm 56 now so, couldn't have been that unhealthy!\n\nI jest, but damn they were tasty lol.",
"That's the joy of being a smoker. You never have to smell anything ever again.",
"I can only smell my own failure:(",
"I know two different people with no sense of smell.",
"What kind of closed container can you keep it in? I only ask because we occasionally get flies, so I tried keeping it in a coffee tin but something happened and I think it went bad. It smells like death.",
"The most important ingredient for amazing breakfast gravy ladies and gentlemen!!!!!",
"Sounds like a good time.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):",
"He was NOT happy?!?!?!\n\nI'm sorry, I'm confused",
"Wait really? Can't tell what's a joke or not when it comes to people's diets! Keto is pretty much the opposite of what I eat! (Whole plant based food versus animalic fatty products!)",
"Steamed broccoli is tasty!",
"Does your roommate not have a nose? ",
"... don't most people eat butter? \n\nnot sure what's so bad about that. ",
"Lmao he is fucking stupid. ",
"Expecting sweet, sweet frosting, but got a heaping helping of bacon fat.",
"Listen here you little shit ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/s",
"FYI, could've or could have.",
"Was he an observant Jew? Because that would make it even funnier.",
"Please stop, I can only get so erect",
"What is the white stuff his roommate scooped?",
"Bacon smells exactly like cinnamon, eh? Eh?",
"Damn dont make it again ",
"I think he meant like just butter",
"Fat",
"Like bacon flavored cinnamon rolls.",
"with no sense of smell ",
"If you know someone with a baby, ask them if they have any leftover baby food jars. Or find a small mason jar. ",
"But can he smell crime?",
"My dad grew up on sugar butties, so did a lot of people I assume",
"Never baked nor have I heard of cinnamon rolls around here. Thats disgusting",
"We're discussing food here. ",
"I dip my toasted bread in the bacon grease before assembling my BLTs. Goddamn that’s good. Especially with some S&P on the tomatoes.",
"I read that early Antarctic explorers carried cases of margarine as it was he most efficient way of carrying calories per pound. They were some seriously tough bastards. ",
"i can go for some cinnamon rolls sprinkled with bacon bits",
"That fat was better for him than the sugar he was expecting.",
"Perfectly good fat, get some knife spread it on a full corn bread, some slices of onions for vitamins, and pinch of salt, and you have proper midnight snack.",
"Who doesn't like bacon fat? I would murder a roommate who doesn't like bacon fat.. I might suspect him to be an ISIS sleeper agent. Who doesn't like bacon fat??? Srsly.",
"That's pretty impressive. Don't you think you would notice the fact that it's warm, not carbonated, in a condiment bottle, smells of salt, and is significantly darker? Of course, I understand that I'm familiar with soy sauce, so I'm not really coming from the same position as them. I suppose if you're not familiar with the concept of soy sauce, you might not really think about it before taking a swig. And hey, it's a mistake you only make once.",
"I once tricked a friend into drinking cooking oil saying it was apple juice!\n\nThis could 100% happen!",
"I mean also most people aren't rocket scientists. Look at the world today, the people you interact with daily, and tell me that quite a few wouldn't just do this. People *constantly* do dumb shit without thinking about it. ",
"Can confirm, Currently sitting on 2 32oz jars of bacon grease. Works well for most anything I’d use butter for. Really good for searing other meats.\n\n",
"Who does cinnamon rolls when they can do bacon?",
"Pickle jars work well.",
"Broccoli is best vegetable",
"\"this isn't what I didn't pay for\"",
"Hahaha reminds me of my brother. He made some burgers or bacon, and then convinced our nephew it was a frosting for cinnamon rolls, and our nephew took a huge spoonful.....he was not happy",
"Oven bacon, the best bacon.. Ettt...... Cinnamon rolls? ",
"I'll just mention potato here. And combine potatoes with the previously mentioned dripping and you have roast potatoes worth writing home about. ",
"Well maple bacon can smell pretty sweet... Idk ",
"He has no nose ",
"Yeah and fuck that guy for putting his dirty finger in there anyways.",
"Traditional Inuit diets derive approximately 50% of their calories from fat.",
"The Norwegian word for sandwich is \"smørbrød\" - literally \"butter bread\".",
"You should try another (better) quality of bacon.\nWith dry salted bacon, there is something left after cooking, and not just fat on the pan.\nA new and better world lies for your feet.",
"Get out of here with your logic and common sense.\n\nEdit: /s",
"Potatoes are only really good after soaking up a bunch of oil and salt. Eat a plain potato and tell me it tastes anywhere near as good as bacon.",
"Alright there detective, without any doubt hardened icing and bacon grease feel very similar, If a kitchen smelled like cinnamon and I put my finger in grease, I wouldn't think twice.",
"MYYYY SANDWICH",
"That's a lot of fat for just bacon.",
"Add cinnamon to bacon. Its good.",
"What if my butt-hole smelled like cinnamon? Would you stick a finger in that too?\n\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"God? What the shit?",
"Yup, I usually cook my cinnamon rolls on a cookie sheet with a layer of tin foil too - just like everyone else. Right guys? ",
"This is not possible. The level of idiocy involved here is incredible and unrealistic. ",
"always do this. two breakfasts worth and you can turn a pound of child killing brussels sprouts into a tasty treat (don't forget the parm) ",
"Eeeeewwwwwwwwww",
"we were supposed to eat it?! fuck... I've been rubbing it on my balls this whole time. they should really label these things better.",
"Mmmm grease, I use that shit on everything ",
"the american equivalent being \"syrup sandwiches\" i imagine. ",
"But the footprints seem to lead *away* from the door which doesn't make sense -- unless he was walking backwards.",
"Probably, but I would do that regardless",
"At a family Christmas event years ago, my wife's grandmother was mixing drinks with the water in the fridge. After about 3 drinks in she mentions that it tasted funny. Turns out her sister was keeping (who knows why) bleach water on the fridge.",
"Not really, the friend may not have had a sense of smell, and thus couldn’t smell the bacon, or old grease. Yummy 🤤 ",
"Yea there's no way this happened. Op saw it and thought it kinda looked like frosting so he made up a story. ",
"Turn that down upside frown",
"I used to have a deep fryer and I would cook those Tyson buffalo chicken fingers in it so eventually the oil turns kind of orange. Well I poured the oil into an empty two liter bottle (to dispose of it) which happened to be an orange soda bottle.....friend takes a huge swig and spits it all over my kitchen. I don’t think he’s had an orange soda since. ",
"Farfetch'd return. ",
"Maple Bacon, Mother Fucker! That shit smells like cinnamon. ",
"\"your roommate\"",
"BRB, while I barf. ",
"Did your roommate not smell the bacon? Or did they assume it was a bacon candle?",
"happy cake day!",
"Your roommates an idiot!",
"he’s probably glazing her ham as we speak",
"Ahh, nothing more refreshing than a mouthful of semi hard, salty cow udder butter!",
"What kind of monster cooks bacon in the oven?",
"Yeah, keto helps a lot. Go to /r/keto and see how people do their diet. ",
"I tried to give my then 1 year old \"juice\" for 2 days. She kept refusing her sippy cup of \"juice\" despite wanting juice until I sniffed it to figure out if it went bad or something. Grandpa had visited and used the juice pitcher for iced tea (unsweetened even). Poor kid, tea sucks when you're expecting juice.",
"Real question: are cinnamon rolls “buns”? ",
"How could he not smell the bacon .",
"You may have a brain tumor",
"I did something similar when I young. I had been out drinking and come home late. I didn't turn any of the lights on in the kitchen, not sure why I guess drunken logic that I might wake my folks up. Normally on the stove is some kind of soup or something my mum is cooking. So I took the ladle out of the pan and took a big gulp. \n\nIt was kinda soup, but actually boiled down stock & bones for the dogs. It was basically a thick layer of congealed fat with some watery gunk at the bottom.",
"Put that on a piece of bread, salt a bit and enjoy. If anybody asks you are eating \"Kanapka ze smalcem\". ",
"Meh, from all I've seen I very much doubt keto is good long-term (high fat diet is still used as a stressor in most models of nutrition-related inflammation in the body - check google scholar). Maybe good if you want to lose weight or something, but I don't need that.\n",
"I would have been delighted",
"I see this tinfoil mess every day, no way I'd mistake it for cinnamon rolls. I wonder why he left it out long enough for it to get so thick, I usually drain the fat into a pot right after and then use it for cooking eggs and/or spinach.",
"s/he did not",
"Let your friend know that I think he's made my day and I've laughed at his idiotic mistake at least 5 times now.",
"Well then you sir/miss haven't done your research. You should do more research because keto has helped with a lot of things, like kids who have epilepsy.\n\nAlso about the inflammation part:\n\nhttps://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2017/10/09/ketogenic-diet-anti-inflammatory-effects.aspx\n\nThe oldest woman in the world who died recently was on a LCHF diet. \n\n\nI'm not telling you to go on the diet, but don't dismiss it as if you're an expert on it. ",
"...and so began the great Bacon Grease Challenge of 2018.",
"Has no one here ever cooked two things at once? It’s possible to smell one part of a meal cooking and not the other. The roommate probably smelled bacon, and “saw” rolls. ",
"There is nothing wrong with the butter or dripping it's the bread that's the worst part there.\n\n\nHow many morbidly obese people were around in the 30's to 50's? Not many and they would have eaten fewer cards and sugars than we do. The fat makes you fat idea is a myth, the initial study was paid for by the sugar industry to steer people away from fat and towards sugar and corn products. \n\nThe fat and heart decrease study was so biased its untrue, the guy studied I think over 20 countries and only included the two or three outliers in the report most studies from then on refer back to that study as the baseline.\n",
"This made my fucking week, no month, hell 2018 is covered for me ",
"Doing God's work.",
"Came to say this. Not like the house would Snell of bacon all day or anything",
"Loooollll lesson learnt",
"I put my bacon grease through a coffee filter, then mix in corn meal, raw sunflower seeds, chopped stale nuts and anything else birds can eat. Form it into squares in Glad food storage containers and freeze. Come winter I have enough \"suet\" cakes for all the birds.",
"Okay. Why did you post this on /r/pics? And before someone comments “cause it’s a picture”, nearly every other subreddit allows the posting of pictures. This isn’t the sub for posting pictures of a fucking baking sheet.",
"Sorry, cauliflower is the best. THEN broccoli.",
"How about the hassle of prepping and cleaning a large pan just for some bacon? Frying takes twelve minutes. ",
"So glad I don’t eat bacon now. ",
"maybe, MAYBE, I could see this in r/funny. R/pics though? Take the title away and this is just a picture of a dirty pan. ",
"/r/nothingeverhappens",
"Yeah, first thought was: does he have a terrible cold or something?",
"Ill people are not the average person, and anecdotal evidence doesn't convince me much.\n\nAs you accuse me of not doing research, the reason I know anything at all about this is that I DID do research! I did research relating to cachexia, thus stumbled upon many scientific papers in relation to obesity/cachexia - thus I formed my opinion based on all the stuff I read! There was a post on r/fitness a while ago hailed by keto people for being incredibly detailed and containing all the great evidence. Much of this evidence were small 10-15 people trials for very specific outcomes, and even a bunch of not peer-reviewed material (except the ones focusing on certain disease such as severe childhood epilepsy, but I really don't think we can base our diets off of studies on very ill people!)\n\nWhat you linked just now had as main topic 1 single study, in which they used 2DG on rats, hardly strong evidence considering the multitude of studies done on high fat diet (HFD) in rats showing increased inflammation. (a quick search will give an insane amount of hits, so I won't specifically point at one single study https://scholar.google.se/scholar?hl=sv&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=high+fat+diet&btnG=)\nFurthermore the author of the site you linked to had clear bias, in that he is selling a book on the ketogenic diet.\n\n-------------------\n\nI know that in certain type of disease, it appears to be beneficial (compared to the standard diet at least). I also believe that if you manage to loose weight on ANY diet (including keto), you'll get lots of health benefits. Considering the overwhelming evidence of plant based foods being healthy though, I don't see why people at large should change to a keto-diet.\n\nMore long term studies are needed on the subject for sure, since there does seem to be some interesting effects going on (to estimate risk/benefit to long term exposure). I just don't think the diet deserves the attention it gets, and that it's being hailed to the sky as the one perfect diet on very underwhelming evidence.\n\n-------------------------\nThis became longer and longer...\n\nOne final note: I don't believe in \"low-fat\" diets either. I rather believe in a balanced diet with vegetables (including legumes etc.) of all sorts as the stable/basis.",
"Sounds like she was trying to murder someone on the sly",
"I stopped reading after \"I formed my own opinion\"\n",
"bogus",
"It was from his favorite book ",
"I cooked a meatloaf once and left it in pan, there was a large amount of orange fat at the bottom. My mother's boyfriend came in later that night drunk. I come in kitchen to find him spreading the fat on bread and eating it. I was like, \" wtf are you doing?\" He thought it was cheese. He proceeded to finish his fat sandwich even after I explained it wasn't cheese. Oh yeah they do make maple bacon and other sweet smelling flavors so maybe it smelled less like bacon than usual. ",
"That's what happens when you assume something instead of asking. \n\nYou make an ASS out of U and ME (though not so much ME in the OPs case this time!)",
"You should look up a godly little food called Yorkshire Puddings.\n\nYou get to use that fat for something truly delicious and covered in gravy.",
"I usually go with 350°F or sometimes 375°F if the bacon is thicker cut.",
"Aluminum foil my dude. Takes 15 seconds to replace and I haven't had to clean my baking pan in weeks. Literally just replace the foil, place the bacon, and set it in the oven to completely forget about for 20 minutes. You're sitting there flipping your bacon to try and cook it evenly as it shrivels up, and going to have to clean that frying pan every time.",
"Yeah we’re all trying lol. \n",
"Yet it hasn’t been deleted yet and has 11k likes. So?",
"This guy is also a moron.",
"Maybe",
"Sooo people are browsing their own individual front page and like the funny title, but don’t realize what sub it’s on. Doesn’t mean it isn’t posted in the wrong place.",
"i’m half filipino, half australian so sweetened condense milk sandwiches and fairy bread were the staple of my cavity filled childhood ",
"Bacon grease also makes a super effective and great smelling lubricant. ",
"> Ill people are not the average person, and anecdotal evidence doesn't convince me much.\n\nhttps://www.epilepsy.com/learn/treating-seizures-and-epilepsy/dietary-therapies/ketogenic-diet\n\nGet your facts right. The official epilepsy foundation recommends the ketogenic diet. \n\n\n>thus I formed my opinion based on all the stuff I read! \n\nHence, your opinion, not facts. \n\n>Much of this evidence were small 10-15 people trials for very specific outcomes, and even a bunch of not peer-reviewed material.\n\nSource?\n\n>What you linked just now had as main topic 1 single study, in which they used 2DG on rats, hardly strong evidence considering the multitude of studies done on high fat diet (HFD) in rats showing increased inflammation. (a quick search will give an insane amount of hits, so I won't specifically point at one single study https://scholar.google.se/scholar?hl=sv&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=high+fat+diet&btnG=) Furthermore the author of the site you linked to had clear bias, in that he is selling a book on the ketogenic diet.\n\nThese fucking articles again. Ok read this:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/1r7vtr/science_research_on_the_keto_diet_saying_longterm/cdkqgek/\n\n\n>Furthermore the author of the site you linked to had clear bias, in that he is selling a book on the ketogenic diet.\n\nFair enough, my mistake.\n\n\n>I know that in certain type of disease, it appears to be beneficial (compared to the standard diet at least). I also believe that if you manage to loose weight on ANY diet (including keto), you'll get lots of health benefits. Considering the overwhelming evidence of plant based foods being healthy though, I don't see why people at large should change to a keto-diet.\n\n\nI never said anyone should change. What I said is for you to check out what keto is. What you said \n\"Wait really? Can't tell what's a joke or not when it comes to people's diets! Keto is pretty much the opposite of what I eat! (Whole plant based food versus animalic fatty products!)\"\n\nWhich made you sound as if you didn't know what a ketogenic diet is. Which is why I sent you there. Also keto has been proven to help a lot with diabetes. \n\n>More long term studies are needed on the subject for sure, since there does seem to be some interesting effects going on (to estimate risk/benefit to long term exposure). I just don't think the diet deserves the attention it gets, and that it's being hailed to the sky as the one perfect diet on very underwhelming evidence.\n\nThere are a lot of studies for keto, the same way as there is for plant based diets. Both have their benefits. No one is arguing against that, no need to get upset over this. \n\n\n>One final note: I don't believe in \"low-fat\" diets either. I rather believe in a balanced diet with vegetables (including legumes etc.) of all sorts as the stable/basis.\n\nI believe in what ever that works long term and improves my health. \n",
"Dude when I started to read, i expected it to be urine.....",
"So it should be called bakon!",
"The ironic part is said roommate lost their sense of smell when they slipped and fell in a near lethal bacon grease accident. Sources say pork was a factor. ",
"You er..you gonna finish that?",
"Clearly not a Southerner.",
"Grandma kept it in an old smuckers jar full of it in the freezer ",
"Does he not have a sense of smell?",
"I see a fellow baking bacon in a sheet pan master race.",
"Who would leave that much bacon grease in the pan? Spoon that shit into a container and cook with it later!",
"You don’t need that type of negativity in your life. Bacon frosting is delicious!",
"As a kid my uncle thought his mom had made chocolate chip cookies.\n\nShe had changed a baby from daycare on top of a cookie sheet. ",
"I've got a feeling he does this a lot and it annoys you so you decided to just let him stitch himself up.",
"guess your roommate has no sense of smell.",
"Repost m8",
"Hey there. I have a weak to non-existent sense of smell, which is actually fairly common. Also, isn't it likely that the pan has been sitting there awhile (judging by the solidified grease) and that they cooked more than just bacon?",
"Why’d you leave the grease there? That is pure gold sitting in the foil. Jar that shit. ",
"Interestingly enough, /r/vegetarianketo/ and /r/veganketo are in fact a thing. Not necessarily *my* thing, but I'll do me and they can go do them. Just means more tasty delicious meat left over for me if anything. :-P",
"I drank pork marinade with raw pork in it :{",
"Yep, ate those too though usually with some sliced apple with the sugar on top. As Grandma called them \"apple, sugar butties\".",
"Popular back then as well in the UK. Only tried that once and wasn't that impressed but they were a favourite with lots of kids.",
"Maybe a drunk cokehead with a cold who just finished a cigarette. ",
"I still wonder how well it would work to deep-fry bacon in a fryer filled with lard. (Or possibly with tallow, I suppose, I hear that's some good stuff too.)",
"had one for the first time in 8 years and i remember why i stopped eating them, sickly sweet but oddly addictive haha 😁",
"Most ketonians wet dream! ",
"Yea I flip the bacon twice. And check on it a few times over the course of 10-12 minutes. It stays flat though and the cooking is consistent. Cleaning the pan involves a squirt of detergent and a quick scrub while the grease is still hot. The pan is back in the drawer before the bacon has cooled. Maybe I don't like the idea of using a bunch of foil unnecessarily",
"ughhhh jesus",
"I once changed the oil in our deep fryer and drained the old oil in to a 2 liter Dr. Pepper bottle. It filled the bottle. My daughter came along and saw it on the counter, opened it, and took a big swig of without hesitation. Needless to say she was immediately disappointed. ",
"If it had two finger scoops in it I would be worried",
"Either you’re lying or your roommate has severe Down syndrome or is without a nose. ",
"Whenever I leave my bacon fat trays out I come back to little kitty tongue marks in it. ",
"More like cinnamon trolls! ",
"Up to the top!",
"Both of those statements make me sad for you. Go bake some cinnamon rolls please. \n\nHere's a decent [recipe](https://www.cookingclassy.com/better-than-cinnabon-cinnamon-rolls/).\n\nAs you'll see in the recipe, they are covered with frosting. The guys roommate thought the guy had made cinnamon rolls and the pan had leftover frosting. However he made bacon, which loses a lot of fat when cooking. Bacon fat when cooled slightly hardens and turns from clear to translucent to roughly the consistency of say frosting. Not something you want a lick of when you're expecting sweet frosting.",
"But WH....you know what? Nevermind, I'm good.",
"How the hell do you mistake bacon fat with frosting? ",
"I’m Euro. Give me a slice of bread and some of that and I’ll be a happy camper. \n\nDon’t understand why everybody is tripping balls about this. It’s still delicious\n",
"My thoughts too. Why was he not happy? I'd rather eat a bunch of delicious bacon fat than sugary icing any day, for me this would be a rather pleasant surprise. I always smear my finger on the pan after frying bacon, and even if it's not even remotely healthy, it's still not as bad as sugar.",
"which makes sense because its college and there was no way that pan was cleaned same day. ",
"I realize that im tired and grumpy today and probably went out to look for an argument, since i interpreted you as one of the proponents of changing ones diet to keto!\n\nI am uncertain of how what you linket me was quite relevant? As to sources overall: are there any human trials done on healthy humans that show keto as a good diet in the long term? I have yet to see any convincing material (i tried to google scholar but mostly found animal studies and the epilepsy/diabetes ones (of which DM II wasnt conclusive as far as i saw).",
"I do this with all kinds of greasy leftovers. Either a roast pan, or if im making bacon and eggs in the mornings with some toast, I smear some bacon grease on the toast before i broil it. Damn good. ",
"I mean everything thats said on reddit is an opinion, as it usually is not a peer reviewed paper!",
"Post this to /r/keto because they'll love it.",
"Go see movie Bruce almighty",
"One day my mom was making sweet tea with the instant ground up Lipton stuff and she said it smelled funny. Now I love me some sweet tea so I decided to be the one to check it out. I poured a glass and full on chugged it until it a weird bitter taste hit me. I immediately went sour-faced. It was at that time she figured out that she had accidentally grabbed the gallon jug of white vinegar instead of the gallon jug of water (our town had terrible tap water). That was the day I drank vinegar tea. 0/10",
"Not happy? That's a win-win! Tell your roomate to get real taste buds.",
"Just threw up in my mouth a little bit.",
"Your friend wanted some delicious bacon fat and covered his tracks by saying he thought it was cinnamon buns. Pork fat is delicious.",
"So last night I saw this, and went onto bake a can of cinnamon rolls. I ate 5 of the 8. \nI blame reddit.",
"At a wedding I ate a pat of butter shaped like a rose because I thought it was white chocolate. After I popped the whole thing in my mouth I had to commit to it, despite being laughed at by the rest of the wedding party. But I was like 7 so they thought it was cute 🤷",
"IDk, there's a lot of new studies on cholesterol and different fats that are countering most research of the past. My grandma lived on biscuits, gravy, bacon and other hearty foods. She died of old age and push mowed her lawn 2 days before going into the hospital.",
"Brown sugar is great on bacon.",
">People who like well-done steaks do their bacon this way. \n\nWe both know thats not true. \n",
"Well, it takes a while for the grease to harden like that, so could the smell have dissipated in that time?",
"Sit down at your table. \"oh, looks like someone left an open bottle of coke here!\" Drinks it.",
"That's not an upside down frown that's a smile!",
"The hassle of preparing a large pan? All you have to do is just line a baking sheet with foil, optionally add a wire rack, and clean up is as easy as taking off the foil and throwing it in the garbage. Also keep in mind that it's 20 minutes of sitting in the oven, not actively making it, so you can use the stove to prepare other things at the same time. \n\nIt's the best way to get consistently crispy bacon every time, with little prep time or clean up.",
"You'd be surprise how greatly distracted or how little some people pay attention and your body goes auto pilot at a meal.",
"At least you know your roommate is not secretly a dog",
"why do you make bacon in a oven and not on a pan?",
"yes but opinion in this context makes it sound like you are dismissing any new science that might differ from your opinion. that new science could be fact but your dismissing it. now im not saying it is fact or anything like that, and i agree that more research needs to be done. but your opinion goes against a lot of current research that has aimed to fix the mistakes of our past. if you want a small example of new science fixing past mistakes the vit D mistake is pretty recent https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/7f6i42/the_big_vitamin_d_mistake_a_statistical_error_in/",
"TIL Your roommate doesn't have an olfactory nerve.",
"YOU CAN'T WIN GRANDMOTHER! \n\nI HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND! \n\nIt was the churned one! You were supposed to bring butter to the bread, not eat it in darkness! ",
"I remember doing this once as a kid and promptly getting sick. Do not recommend",
"Not the guy you asked but I've made parmesan crusted fried yellow tomatoes with bacon grease and it is delicious",
"I infuse fat into everything. Whenever there is grease left over, I collect it and reuse. I just used some to make some burgers in the skittle, wrappd the burger in leafy greens, add tomatoes, onion, and don't ever forget bacon mayo! \n\nnone/very little carbs. ",
"If not they are bun like. ",
"That what I do.",
"As someone that hails from northern England, this would not have happened. While the bacon fat was still hot ans liquid, I would have grabbed a crust of bread and soaked it up, sprinkled a little salt and pepper on it and eaten it right away.",
"Well if you’re 100% sure it’s frosting you’re not gonna stop to feel it, you’re just gonna plop it in your mouth. Ever drink bad milk without realizing it? You’d think you’d smell it but you’re not expecting it so you don’t ",
"Ok",
"After a while, Keto becomes a lifestyle, or at least it did to me. When I began, it was VERY hard for me to get into keto state, because of sugar temptations. I've exercised daily (burpees ftw), went through the \"keto flu\" and emerged victoriously 30lb less in 4 months. The goal was to not increase my insulin in the blood, so it won't store food as fat for energy later. \n\n",
"Your roommate is a moron you can easily smell the difference. ",
"Oh God, did this with a jug of chilled chicken broth once. Never making that mistake again.",
"My girlfriend agrees with you. ",
"Gonna need a source on that please.",
"What the fuck, you just throw all that fat away?\n\nWell, at least you bake your bacon.",
"Hint: He doesn't have one, because it's bullshit.",
"> **Best way to do it** ~~if you wanna cook large quantities!(like more then just one or two people)~~\n\nFTFY\n",
"I like to think that the etymology of bacon stems from \"bake on\". ",
"It would probably end up like everything else that gets thrown in a vat of lard.... delicious. 😁😃",
"I mean, he couldn't smell it?! lol That's on him. ",
"Right? Gross..",
"What kind of clay pot did you use? I've been looking for something glass but that's not great for grease as it's translucent and also it looks gross sitting on the counter or in the fridge",
"It's only a stressor if you're also eating too much carbs and already overweight.",
"Any explanation for why \"healthy gut\" in humans means foods that cause a shit ton of bloating, but in animals that's not healthy unless you're a ruminant?",
"I did that drunk one time thinking my roommate left out a thing of ranch to dip. Stuck two fingers in it and sucked it down and turned out to be horseradish ",
"Why not all three?",
"You can cook a lot more at one time and it actually is a better way of making it perfectly crispy. If I’m not mistaken, this is a common practice at restaurants",
"You are a good human, sharing your precious bacon grease with the little birdies.",
"This is the obvious answer.",
"I'm not dismissing new science, I'm not finding new science! I've looked at people linking things to me, and I've searched google scholar for articles from 2014 forward. I have not seen anything convincing outside of epilepsia-patients (and DM-II, but likely due to weight loss and not the diet itself!) Sure there'll be lots of rodent-trials, but in the context of changing a whole diet for a human - I'd much prefer to have bigger human trials!\n\nYou are right about many weird things being found in scientific studies that are old though. I personally don't trust studies from earlier than around 2005 if they aren't obvious (based on future research). Most of the papers I include in my reports are from 2010 forward! Just got me thinking of some weird-ass studies I read that were from the 60's... They'd inject mice/rats with anything and then put them in the microwave for x amount of time to see what would happen. Like I have no idea why the fuck they thought this was relevant back then!",
"Welp, now you know you can leave the pan out next time you do make cinnamon rolls. ",
"> 30lb less in 4 months.\n\nCongrats! I understand why you'd be in support of a diet that helps you! I personally am worried about long-term effects, and the fact that many people are changing to this diet. To me shunning vegetables in favor of animalic fats seems risky! \n\nDisclaimer here though: I am a vegan, and might accidentally bias myself. I am also a pharmacist and have studies in nutritional/pharmacology groups - which makes me want to pick up on new knowledge and help improve people's lives. ",
"This might be true, since those two tend to go hand in hand. I'm saying might, because I haven't been able to find anything on it. It might also be not true (and that HFD does cause stress on the system) which we might find out about 10 years down the line - when lots of people have already changed to keto (some of which might have gotten problems).",
"I can somewhat relate, although on a sadder scale.\n\nWorked at Burger King for 2 summers, loved fucking with new people. Whenever a new promotional item came out we always got to make our own then test the product. Some new kid’s first day, was annoying everyone so I made him a new promotional milkshake. Put 1/4 cup of A1 sauce as a mix for a milkshake and topped it off with some whipped cream and Oreo bits, left it in the break room for him and had our manager send him on break. Watching the dudes face on camera in the break room taking a big gulp of an A1 steak sauce milkshake was priceless. ",
"I don't understand what you're asking here. Healthy gut is an interesting subject though! I know some professors/PhD working on the \"healthy gut microbiome\" and the \"gut-brain axis\". Interesting stuff, though I am not super-familiar myself. Omega 3 seems to be good for a healthy gut though!\n\n Most of the pro-keto studies done in 2014-2017 from what I can tell were done in mice/rat as well - I couldn't find large studies following healthy ketogenic diet followers. \n\n\n",
"Never quite understood those two. Like going keto I understand if you want to loose weight and eat lotsa fatty stuff. \n\nIf you're already on a whole plant based food diet though, I really have a hard time imagining keto having any effect at all; except maybe make it harder to find anything to eat! I suppose it is possible to over-eat on whole-plant-foods too, but damn it's gotta be hard.",
"Don't threaten me with a good time. /s",
"I keep a ramekin in my fridge where all the bacon grease gets drained and saved for another meal. Many a dish starts with a big glob of bacon grease and some onions sauteed in a pan. ",
"\"they\" works there",
"i dont think you are dismissing it, youve seems to have done your research, but that is the way it originally came off. personally IMO keto is great for weight loss but as an overall health standpoint i prefer paleo. i think keto can lack the fruit and veggies the body needs if the person doesnt do it right. paleo has some more restrictions on food but easier to hit all nutrients. ",
"/r/untrustworthypoptarts ",
"Why is his title in quotes though...",
"Nah, crazy good cocks. He's into sounding",
"It requires the most prep time compared to frying. Don't know about you but I can consistently fry crispy bacon. It takes less energy on the stove, less waste with no foil, and costs less with no foil. If you're cooking a full pound of bacon, sure, but otherwise it's a waste in multiple ways. Also if you can't prep other things while also frying bacon...\n",
"Holy shit!!! Aluminum! Fucking aluminum! \nNo more goddamn scrubbing. ",
"Is he stupid?",
"I did this at work one day. Threw up twice 15 mins before my shift started. My chef was having a bad day though and seeing me retch and hurl in pain made his day better.",
"Go see movie Zoolander",
"Is he a heavy smoker? That much bacon cooked in the oven on a pan has a definite odor to it. ",
"Pork dripping. Put it on bread, salt it and add gherkin.",
"Why the quotes?",
"Source to tweet for the Quality replies\n\nhttps://twitter.com/thrillathechase/status/957433476101242882",
"and it was stolen from a guy I follow on Twitter...who has 64k likes",
"Retard",
"Retard",
"/r/cringe",
"We now know your roommate has no sense of smell.",
"Well, it does do things other than just weight loss. I've leveled out at about where I should be for weight for a while now, but I'm staying anyways. One of the more noticeable ones is that I used to get migraines every now and then, but since I started in August '16 I haven't had one yet as far as I can tell. And other people have found other non-weight-related benefits, too.",
"/r/thathappened ",
"Yeah but this really didn't happen. There is no way that the roommate wouldn't smell the grease and fat left over in the pan and realize that was bacon and not cinnamon rolls.",
"Thanks fam",
"Bullshit.",
"oh no! I love veggies. We basically have to eat less than 15g of carbs. \n\n\n**We can't eat:**\n\n\nGrains – wheat, corn, rice, cereal, etc.\n\n\n\nSugar – honey, agave, maple syrup, etc.\n\n\nFruit – apples, bananas, oranges, etc.\n\n\nTubers – potato, yams, etc.\n\n\n**But we can eat:**\n\n\nMeats – fish, beef, lamb, poultry, eggs, etc.\n\n\nLeafy Greens – spinach, kale, etc.\n\n\nAbove ground vegetables – broccoli, cauliflower, etc.\n\n\nHigh Fat Dairy – hard cheeses, high fat cream, butter, etc.\n\n\nNuts and seeds – macadamias, walnuts, sunflower seeds, etc.\n\n\nAvocado and berries – raspberries, blackberries, and other low glycemic impact berries\n\n\n~~Sweeteners – stevia, erythritol, monk fruit, and other low-carb sweeteners~~\nI'm against this because it increases insulin.\n\n\nOther fats – coconut oil, high-fat salad dressing, saturated fats, etc.\n\n\n[This guide will explain more about Keto](https://www.ruled.me/guide-keto-diet/)",
"But bacon grease is the balls.",
"Gonna quote but not credit me, smh. Terrorist. ",
"Yeah I didn’t know your Reddit name so I couldn’t tag you. And someone commented early on linking your Twitter so I didn’t bother. Also I tweeted you but you might not have seen it since you get so many notifications. ",
"Lol no I actually don't care. We're cool. ",
"Huh that's pretty cool.",
"You can indeed eat lots of vegetables, but since you're shunning most fruits and things like potatoes/beans/legumes etc. I'm thinking that the amount of vegetables naturally become kind of low?\n\nCutting out processed grains and sugars is probably really good though, and something I should do a bit more of (candy...)!",
"As /u/I_Roll2 said, she eats it RAW. IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED ON THE OUTSIDE!",
"That’s why there’s multivitamin. I’m not going to lie, when I started my butt was sore from eating all these protein and lack of fiber. That’s when I began to take multivitamins. You can eat all you want, but if your body doesn’t successfully absorb the nutrients, what good does it do? \n\nI take a krill oil 1000mg, and a multivitamin everyday to keep in balance. Oh and a scoop of psyllium husk for my butt (main ingredient of Metamucil, which is fake and full of sugar)\n",
"I've been getting more and more skeptical to multivitamins (e.g. do they really get absorbed well in a combo like that?)! Many of the forms (e.g. magnesium oxide) or combinations simply aren't absorbed well or at all! I do myself supplement b12, omega-3 (fish or algae-oil) and Vitamin-D still though! Vitamins aren't the only think you'll find in vegetables by the way there are also 1000's of phytonutrients with lots of good effects!\n\nPsyllium is quite popular in the pharmacies I've worked at, and seems to work well (though a bit expensive where I'm from). I personally think it's odd that you'd eat that instead of the fibrous vegetables that exist (like idk broccoli or something) that are also healthy!",
"I got mine custom made from Sri Lanka, sorry. ",
"that was a long and confident finger scoop ",
"I actually have no sense of smell and I've done shit similar to this before. Granted, OP is probably making this post up, but it wouldn't be a stretch if his roommate does have anosmia. ",
"I’m gay",
"Healthy gut in humans is suggested to be all of these high fiber high carb foods (fruit, vegetables of course, but also legumes and rice and grains). They often cause bloating. How is this considered healthy?",
"For something that causes so much stress on my system, it also makes me feel a million times better and is the only thing that's consistently been able to treat my disappearing IBS symptoms. I'll take healthy feeling over \"healthy\" but feeling worse any day.",
"Ah well if you have IBS then that is an entirely different situation than most people! Everyone is different of course, and having a condition wherein you can't stand certain foods means you should avoid them! My mother also struggles with IBS, and is planning on trying the FODMAP diet to get control over it. The FODMAP-attempt is also made to identify which specific foods are the ones causing problems.\n\nBloating as a concept is good for the normal healthy gut. The fibers absorb water and helps with gut motility (in the normal condition). The consistency of the stuff moving through your gut/intestine is more consistent if you have enough fiber, while if you have too little you might get a hard or loose stomach, causing discomfort and potentially even damage to the intestine (diverticulitis for instance).\n\nI'm by no means an expert on the gut bacteria though. I do know that too much sugar breeds a kind of bacteria one would prefer not to have.",
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"Like it was a clearly a while after he made the food to have the grease harden like that. Probably not much of a smell left."
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"I had a bottle of Coke from the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. It does not age well. That stuff was nasty 20 years later.",
"I bet it would say the same thing about you.",
"Well, it’s was a Coke, so it probably wouldn’t have said anything.",
"But 1995 wasn’t 30 years ago... am I missing something? "
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My 30 year collection... Indonesian Coca-Coca bottle with original cap. 193mL. Circa 1995. Notice the clear glass and variation in bottle shape. #KiddCocaCola
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"What camera and what settings because that is just beautiful",
"Photo by M. Steward of Scotland. \nOn a North American trip through US and Canada with his family. \nHis son’s first fishing experience was at my Ohio farm.\nI’ll ask him about the camera stuff.\nI like photos but am pretty ignorant of tech stuff.",
"Well thanks for sharing! I live in Ohio, probably giant bass in that pond from what previous records state! ",
"PB here is ~5 lb.\nMost are 1-3lb.\nNever stocked since pond built in the early 90’s.\n",
"Canon 7dii with Fish-eye lens, he says.",
"Awesome, thanks!"
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"I love shells. ",
"They belong in the ocean...",
"Now imagine how beautiful the beach must look with all those spread around, instead of there",
"Is it bad that I want to eat it? ",
"It’s all good, there are plenty of bottle caps for the hermit crabs to move into. ",
"lol there were millions of shells... you’re the asshole.",
"I thought these were bees at first. Phew."
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"Stop teasin', now I'm wheezin'.",
"Closed the entire season? A raise you said? ",
"That's a shame, their burgers and fries are top shelf shit",
"Goes pretty well with that one part of \"Easy Lover\"",
"Really? Because everytime I try DQ.... I return disappointed :(",
"Must be the franchise difference because the one by my place is the best fast food in my city, with A&W a close second",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Eh, Wendy's is my favorite. Every single one I been to, it's the same consistency. "
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"Her website. https://www.marymargaretgroves.com",
"Seahorses. I count on them.",
"Seahorses, forever! "
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"This isn't the todayilearned subreddito",
"They both bear an uncanny resemblance to a bumbling but supportive stepdad who just wants you to stop wasting your potential and be the best you can be.",
"Looks more like Daniel...maybe Stephen ",
"They look so suspicious of one another",
"Thanks, friendo.",
"I can see it. Stretch but def there.",
"You just nailed the personality of 3 of my friend’s dad. All three. Great call",
"Looks like we have just a few short years before Alec gets his hand on that time machine and gets stranded in the past. ",
"And we all know what happened to Millard.",
"Easily the most forgettable president"
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"Cappuccino crotch is a close second in regard to flavor ",
"Menard’s?",
"Yep.",
"Flavors is plural. I wonder how many different ass flavors there are?",
"There were four delectable flavors of ass cappuccino available. ",
"Meh I'd give it a try with a toast point with grape jelly.",
"Man, they really do sell everything at Menard’s. "
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Saw this delectable cappuccino flavor at the store today
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"Photo by Lauren Breedlove",
"https://imgur.com/raVmJxu",
"she sure is enjoying her cigar. Thanks for the flattering crop ",
"She has had it with your shenanigans ",
"Oh na na ",
"That is my idea of relaxation. Cool clothes. Cool fan. Cool cigar. And and oh so cool yellow wall. ",
"Those hands",
"Also 100% staged and the Cuban woman paid. \n\nCuban women don't wear this, except to get money out of tourists. ",
"Well good for her. Pretty easy way to make money. Wish people would pay me to dress nicely and sit there and smoke. Regardless, its a great shot :) ",
"That stoge isn’t even lit.",
"About to enjoy her cigar on a hot day then? "
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Cuban woman enjoying her cigar on a hot day, Old Havana
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"I can’t even imagine what they’re both going through and I can see genuine happiness in this picture ",
":( this makes me sad and happy at the same time \n\nEdit: Wow I can't believe so many of you agree with me ",
"Here's the full story in the Tampa Bay Times. Very sad situation but awesome that the community came together to fund their wedding expenses on such short notice. I wish this couple all the happiness in the world as they spend their final weeks together. Fuck cancer. \n\n>A Florida teen who doctors say is dying from a rare form of cancer has been granted one of his final wishes, to be married to his high school sweetheart. 19-year-old Dustin Snyder and 21-year-old Sierra Siverio were wed Sunday in Plant City, near Tampa. \"After her being there with me through this cancer, always supporting me and loving me, that's when I knew she was the one,\" Snyder said. \"I wanted to give her something back before my time was up.\" Doctors say Snyder has weeks or maybe a month to live. Wasting no time, Snyder proposed to Siverio on Thursday. The community quickly came together to make sure the wedding took place, donating everything from the rings to the wedding gown and the venue. The two say they've been overwhelmed by the outpouring of support from strangers. Snyder's sister, Brittany Hails, posted her brother's story on Facebook and started a GoFundMe page, which had raised nearly $13,000 by Friday. An update said they had met their goal and leftover donations would help the family with other expenses. \"I didn't think it would go this far, but God was on our side,\" Hails said. \"Dustin's really excited, and all we wanted is for him to be happy. And he's happy right now.\" The teens met in middle school, but had lost touch before reuniting in high school. Snyder has battled synovial sarcoma much of that time. On June 27, 2016, the day before his 18th birthday, Snyder went to the hospital with chest pains, which his mother thought were brought on by asthma. But doctors quickly diagnosed the teen with synovial sarcoma, which targets soft tissue and is more common among adolescents and young adults than other age groups who contract it. \"When I first found out I was devastated, but then he told me I needed to be strong for him,\" Siverio said. \"Ever since he said that I've been by his side.\"",
"I can’t be happy, but I can’t be sad either.",
"It is a great story for him.\n\nWill it be a great story for her in 5-10 years when she is looking for a lifelong mate? Curious what lifelong effect this will have on her life.",
"Also, pardon my ignorance but as his wife does she have to take on his medical expenses? This is beautiful and sad and romantic but what does this mean for her in the future? ",
"What a weird statement. The story for her is probably that she loves him deeply, she married him, and he's going to die. She will mourn as any widow would, and her life will carry on with a piece of him forever. ",
"That's kinda fucked up \n\nSeems a little selfish to ask that when you're gonna fucking die in a couple weeks. ",
"Better knock her up on the wedding night.",
"Probably the same as if he died while he was her boyfriend really. She loves him, what difference does it make. She fulfilled him, that itself will give her a little solace.",
"I remember reading a story of a similar event. Girl dying, get married. But, she beats the odds and survives. Then realizes she doesn't want to be married and never really loved the guy but what ever, she was supposed to die. So she leaves him, takes a bunch in divorce court and he had to pay her alimony.\n\nCrazy story... As far as I know it was true but who knows.",
"Just makes me sad. ",
"This is just devastating. Hugging my son and wife tight when I get home. ",
"Like the dude got his dream, but that dreams not lasting long especially with only weeks to live. Jesus I hope by some miracle that he gets through this and gets to be happy ",
"By far the best news I've heard from Florida.",
"*Last week, Snyder told his mother, Cassandra Fondahn, that he wanted to tie the knot with his girlfriend, 21-year-old Sierra Siverio. And just five days later, his final wish came true after their entire community came forward to help make it happen.*\n\n*“It started off with a Facebook post where Dustin’s sister asked if anyone had a tux and wedding dress,” family friend Nicole Jordan Roberts says. “They were going to do it in their backyard and we were all going to bring food.”*\n\n*Once the news spread, people started to come forward offering to donate everything from the wedding dress, venue, food, music and flower arrangements.*\n\n*“It was amazing and just so beautiful,” says Roberts, “but obviously very emotional.”*\n\n\n\n\nDustin's sister started a GoFundMe page for the wedding, which quickly raised almost $40,000 from their community to completely cover the expenses.\n\n[Source](http://people.com/human-interest/teen-terminal-cancer-marries-high-school-girlfriend/)",
"Yeah what the fuck is wrong with people, being all selfish when they're dying. You would think that he's only got a few weeks to live or something, and wants to get as much living as possible done in that time. So fucking selfish.\n\nFuck man, if there was ever a time to be selfish, having two weeks to live definitely isn't it.",
"When you grow up and mature you will get it. You should let the adults have a conversation now. ",
"Why can't this just be their story but somehow makes it into the news for everyone to see. Weird.",
"Attorney here, no, she does not take on his debt. \n\nEdit: I should clarify--I meant that you don't inherit the debts of your spouse, generally speaking. You do, however, usually incur the community debts during a marriage. ",
"Yeah, I thought the same. This is a big burden to take on at such a young age. \n",
"I want to swoop in and *BLAM* cure his cancer right then and there. This life without superpowers sucks ass. ",
"It was crowdfunded through community support. Someone probably sent the gofundme link to the paper, who saw a chance for a feel-good story.",
"Lucky bastard only has to put up with his wife a few weeks. ",
"How touching, gangbangkang. ",
"This is really sad :(",
"Fuck cancer",
"Yes it does, tho",
"You're just a barrel of laughs",
"I've never thanked anyone for making me cry. But this made me cry, and I thank you SO MUCH for posting it.",
"I'm happy that he got his wish to marry his high school sweetheart but sad that he needs to go. ",
"BRUH! ",
"Well not any debt he has now. However any debt he incurs during the marriage period could potentially be attributed to her as well. Florida's \"equitable distribution\" law seeks to make a fair division of both marital property and marital debts when a couple divorces. Medical bills incurred during marriage are considered marital liabilities, subject to fair distribution between the spouses. You bet if one dies they’re going to go after her. You should know this, counselor. ",
"It's hard to \"try to screw with\" someone when there's literally no legal means to screw them.",
"Sounds true.... \n\nJust kiddin.",
"Yeah so is cancer ",
"There was a Gofundme page set up that's raised its goal of $40,000. The page says $40,000 would cover current medical expenses, and any money after that would go towards charity and funeral expenses.",
"That sounds nice for them. I can’t imagine what they’re going through. My point of clarification was simply to point out it’s not as easy as saying “no she is not liable.” Cheers mate. ",
"A short dream is better than none.",
"True but, no dude deserves that kinda shit. He should be able to die old with his wife happy and with kids",
"And his widow has to put up with her husband for just a few weeks. ",
"I'm sure you're right about that.\n\nI meant she doesn't assume all of his debt at the moment of marrying him. Based on the title from OP, I assumed that the dude got married and croaked, so I was commenting on the medical bills that happened pre-marriage. \n\nAlso, your user name is great. I'm D2 F5.",
"She signed a bit of paper and went to a party. It was a low effort gesture to make her boyfriend's dreams come true before he dies. This gesture can only make her life easier because decent people will understand it was a kind gesture in a bad situation. Anyone who wouldn't understand isn't worthy of being her friend or partner anyway.",
"Drunk Uncle giving a toast: “I give it two weeks!”\n\nGroom: “Well, yeah, Phil, that’s kinda the whole point.”",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ask Neil Breen about that.",
"This makes me sappy too :(:)",
"??? So if you met someone who had married their terminally ill sweetheart at a young age, that would be a negative in your opinion? Sounds to me like a kind,loving person who will be there through the good and the bad. ",
"What a weird question. Of course its not a \"great story\" for her, someone she loves is dying. I'm sure his death will effect her for a long time but I'm not sure why being married/unmarried changes anything for her emotionally. ",
"Hey cool! I’m a lawyer too if it wasn’t obvious from my nit picking! 😂 Cheers mate!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I always upvote a Neil Breen reference. ",
"Incredible story. Very happy for them both!",
"Oh, I know. real recognize real.",
"So if my wife puts all our marital debt in my name and then offs me she gets the life insurance and erases all the debt?\n\nThat's scary, she does the cooking!",
"Depends on where you live, but usually that would be a community debt that you are also responsible for. Hope she cooks well, lol.",
"This could end up being terrible for her. Its going to damage her a lot. Quite noble of her to agree to it. ",
"Yeah but..dude! No!",
"They might have had some prenuptial thing I'd hope",
"Time to pull a John Green and kill of the girl and keep the dude alive",
"Like this ): ?",
"The reference to divorce is to indicate Florida is not a community property state, so that it’s clear which rule applies to marital assets/debts per Florida law. The debt incurred before marriage is not joint debt, debt incurred during the marriage however, may make the spouse liable for that debt. It was a nuanced point of clarification. I was being nit picky. ",
"Do they have a time limit before having to file the Marriage Certificate? I wonder if they're doing this just for show to make him happy in his final days. ",
"The smart thing would be to not get legally married. Just have the ceremony.",
"From her. Homeboy has the most serious facial expression I've ever seen. He looks straight up like Stannis Baratheon. ",
"Remindme! 3 weeks",
"Why though",
"Facebook creates needs for things like this. Think of how many likes it got!",
"Cancer is negative, the post was overall positive regardless that the guy had two weeks to live. ",
"In Florida, you have to take the marriage license to the clerks office to be recorded within ten days of the ceremony. And I think it's obvious they are doing this to make him happy in his final days. But it's also possible that they love each other. ",
"Dang that girl has a huge heart and massive strength knowing she will become a widow :(",
"Yeah. This just sounds twisted really. Its a helluva thing to push on her.",
"that'll last about a week you realize",
"If my girlfriend turned out to be married her ex because ex-was passing and wishing to marry, I would fucking marry her on the spot. That's a girl with a golden heart.",
"No one will ever be good enough for her ",
"):(:",
"Well the dude does only have weeks to live",
"I’m sure this is ceremonial and not on paper..",
"Most likely he's on hospice, though, so no bills. ",
"A friend of mine did this. He passed away, and now she's married with two kids, a successful career, and never regretted her decision to marry him. She gave him his dying wish, and loves him very deeply still.",
"*\"Damn it.... I hoped I would feel something...\"*",
"Could just be a guy with an amazing plan to get her into bed sooner.\n\nEdit: WoW, Nobody has a sense of humor anymore. 🙄\nI bet even they would laugh at it.",
"Too sad she will inherit his possessions",
"A la Ryan White",
"Im assuming an Australian lawyer?",
"It seems like everyone dies of cancer. Now young people too? What is going on?",
"Damn he played the long con. Probably doesn't even have cancer.",
"It just comes down to human culture and tradition. Just like nothing really changes when YOUR sports team wins the Superbowl, it has no bearing in your life, there are still some experiences, traditions, and cultural events that can give people immense joy. It's not that it is inherently beneficial or pragmatic, or changes anything.\n\nSo, them getting married before his death is a symbol of the impenetrable bond of love, true selfless love, that she would still marry him, for love, though of no direct benefit to herself.\n\nThe act of marriage is a human cultural tradition and while in some people's minds it may not seem important or matter, to them it did matter. To them it acted as a symbol more than just the pragmatic generic fact of marriage.",
"How so? /u/NoFunHere is asking possible repercussions of marrying someone who will die very soon in terms of laws and financial stand point beyond emotional aspect. People may think this is sweet or a loving gesture towards their loved ones, but at the end of the day, married status will be recorded whether you like it or not in your records (if the marriage license is valid). Things like will it affect any of her insurance rates, credit, etc in the future due to \"married\" or \"widowed\" status.",
"Plant City has the coolest Wal-Mart ever. They have an entire wall of dried child peppers.",
"Lol his final wish is heart warming and all but also basically results in his high school sweetheart being a widow before 20... smooth. ",
"Make donations to a good cancer research center.",
"I'm sure it helps that she knows what's coming. Not that it would make it any easier, but a conscious decision knowing what she's getting into surely helps to make the most of the time they have.\n\nShe looks mature enough to make that decision, and more power to them if it makes them happy even for a short while.\n\nThere's much more to life than material possessions or plans for a future. Sometimes the soul aches for connection with another human being. Someone you truly feel as one with. And in those moments, nothing else matters.\n\nSaying goodbye can never be easy but I'd wager it's much more fulfilling saying goodbye to a reality than it is saying goodbye to a dream.",
"I hate to be negative, but we were all in love at 19 yeah? Or somewhere thereabouts... that VERY rarely lasts to a regular marriage, and it’s a news story when an older couple are still together in their later years, when married as teenagers. In a weird way, (awful of course) they get to keep those great parts, and never have to deal with the bad parts.",
"Government secrets.",
"This happened with that marine who was horribly burned. I think he later ended up committing suicide...\n\nAha. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel\n\nApparently he didn't kill himself. He OD'd on booze and opiates and then fell on some ice.",
"I wonder what would happen if his cancer was treated successfully and she didn't love him, and only married him out of kindness because she thought it would be the last moments of happiness he got to enjoy.\n\nIt'd be a rather bittersweet ending.",
"I saw the name of poster and thought his last wish was a gangbang. Jim beam woo!",
"What if you could only transfer it? For him to be cured, you would have cancer instead. You could always transfer it to someone else later.\n\nWould you still take on this responsibility/burden?",
"While a good idea, that is not even close to the same thing.",
"Hahahaha, I like you",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"You can always transfer it to someone on the death row, maybe? ",
"Like this ): ?\n\n",
"He has access to all of it ",
">I want to swoop in and BLAM cure his cancer right then and there.\n\nCheck w/ his wife first? She went into this thinking it was short-term.",
"Sigh. Why, oh why, can't there really be happy endings?",
"That's a real life \"A Walk to Remember\" just gender swapped. I'm really happy they got to have that together. ",
"*Sheer Breenius*.",
"'sorry dude, wish I could save you, but your wife says nah. she'd rather be a widow than a divorce\" ",
"[Goteem](https://youtu.be/wnedkVrgFF0)",
"NEPHEW ",
"Wow man you want a superpower that can only cure one dude wow man aim higher in your superhero goals my man",
"Lol tbf he probably in pain",
"This happened to a friend of mine albeit he was older (30). He was diagnosed with a terminal tumour and married his long time girlfriend close to the end. The wedding reception and his wake were just a few months apart. \n\nHeartbreaking to be honest. ",
"You're right. My new superpower is that I can save this particular man AND I can eat whatever I want and still stay fit. ",
"This made me laugh more than is appropriate.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"FUCK YOU! IT'S DUSTY IN HERE!",
"Nailed it",
"Those sound like extended lyrics for Alanis Morissette's \"Ironic\"",
"as someone who lost his wife after six year of marriage, I agree. Life is never fair though",
"You say that, but if he were to live, he would likely go through what so many people who marry young go through: growing into a different person and the strain that can cause on past relationships. ",
"Yeah he'd probably get some arthritis too. I'm sure he'd be ok with the risks.",
"Yeah he'd probably get some arthritis too. I'm sure he'd be ok with the risks.",
"> synovial sarcoma\n\nhttps://rarediseases.info.nih.gov/diseases/7721/synovial-sarcoma",
"My buddies got married while one of them had stomach cancer and now she's dead. Do I have permission to feel sad because I know how things are going to end up, or do I have to stick to placating so I don't ruin any one elses wank?",
"Imagine what Judge Judy would say to him ...",
"\"God was on our side\"... uhm hate to break it to ya",
"That's pretty rough on her",
"I forgot who said this, but this quote stuck with me. It went something like this:\n\n\"Suppose you had an hourglass with thirty seconds left on it, after which you would immediately die. You wouldn't waste this time, you'd probably spend this time calling your relatives to say goodbye.\n\"Now suppose you have half a century of life left. Why would you treat that time any differently?\"\n\nTake every second for what its worth. Life is short and then it ends.\n\nEDIT: Important thing missing... the quote mentioned that you wouldn't waste thirty seconds doing stupid shit. Don't call your relatives to say goodbye just yet. Get out there.",
"I would rather die within weeks of marrying the person that I love than live a lifetime without them.",
"Green Mile-style.\n",
"I swear I'm not crying.",
"So what? That’s life sometimes. *LIFE* ",
"Alright fine. I'll do it. **swoopy badoop** *BLAM*...It's going to take a bit and he can't smoke at all or drink booze from Canada.",
"Does getting to file as a widow give the girl any tax benefits?",
"That’s so sad",
"https://youtu.be/yw6i1SAHetc",
"superpowers does exist, like telepathy. there's on YT video girl pushing guys against the bus by raising hands",
"thank cancer for the Breaking Bad",
"I hate to be that guy, but have you seen the movie a walk to remember?",
"So you are pretty sure that she doesn't really like him? I mean can't it be that she is head over heels for him? Are you always this gloomy?",
"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.",
"There's a great documentary series called House M.D. it's pretty much about the live of a couple of doctors, one of the Dr. Allison Cameron married a man dying of cancer and it had a very big impact on her life and personality. ",
"Congrats to them both, but...\n\nGod it's going to be tough on both of them...",
"Some food just tastes like shit and some people love eating shit.",
"OK, Am I the only one thinking that the dude is from a religious family and wants to get laid? Not that I blame him...",
"How the fuck do you know? They most likely have medical insurance, which every American citizen is pretty much required to have.",
"It's okay. He's clearly a vampire and can shrug off the canc.",
"Rofl. Cuck.",
"Somehow with him dying in a few weeks I’m sure no one expects it to last. ",
"The show House actually dealt with that question. “Is it worth easing the loneliness of the dying if it significantly increases the long-term emotional burden of the living?”. \n\nBecause, while it makes no functional difference if they’re married or not, it’ll sure as hell leave an emotional impact. Will it ultimately be a positive one for her? Who knows ",
"But if more people did it then hopefully there will be less stories like this in the future. If more people had done it in the past, would we still be hearing this story now? ",
"Better than, you know, dead. ",
"I'm not sure you understood the question",
"Sweet Titty-Fucking Christ, I hope you’re sterile.",
"Must be lonely at the bottom.",
"Feel how you feel, forget everyone else. ",
"Or someone who already has terminal cancer.",
"Did your parents break the bad news about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy at A REALLY early age or something? Cuz, damn...",
"I've already seen this movie",
"http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gifv",
"*kissing",
"Life insurance money. ",
"Or ya know - maybe she actually takes marriage seriously and loves him that much? You don't have to be a judgmental a-hole. ",
"It’s not like she could say no either. \n\nIt was going to be hard enough that her boyfriend died of cancer. Now she has a life time of having her husband having died during the honeymoon period of their marriage. \n\nLong term I hope this girl manages to have some normal relationships in the future. ",
"Eh no amount that a sick 19 year old would get would be worth it. There’s no money to be found here. Prob no ssi and no one would Insure him. ",
"savage",
"A kid is dying of cancer.\n\nThere is no god and if there is he is an asshole.",
"Am I the only one who finds this wildly irresponsible?",
"This is so true.\n\nCalling my relatives to say goodbye right now.",
"No pressure.",
"Being from Plant City, I am glad ONE good thing has come out of this town other than the Strawberry Festival.",
"Preeeetty sure he was joking.",
"Nope, it is. But the \"Touchy feely, I wanna feel good types are going to ignore things like reality here.",
"Sure, but now we know why he wants to marry her so badly...",
"Isn't it Cameron in House that married her college boyfriend after he became terminal, and then is just kind of psychotic about it in relationships for the rest of the show? I imagine they didn't just pull that psychological aspect out of their asses for the show. That's gotta fuck you up, I mean I guess it's a nice gesture, but it'd also be a nice gesture for the dying person to be like \"hey you've got your life ahead of you, let's not make this a big deal, a few weeks I'll be gone and you move on\" if they really love the person.",
"two negatives cancels out, and cures them from cancer! \n\nWin win!",
"Unfortunately, probably yes. We have poured vast amounts of money at cancer research and made, in many areas, shockingly little progress. Cancer is really hundreds of diseases, each of them highly complex. As they say, it's a bitch.\n\nFor more reading, try\nhttps://sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-cancer-moonshot-hype-versus-reality/",
"Exactly my point. Research is slowly chipping away at cancer.",
"tracts*",
"This is a teenager using God as a source of comfort in his final weeks and you use it to show just how edgy you are....",
"why would he ruin her life like that?",
"Because if I had 30 seconds left, the current balance in my bank account would be sufficient to do everything on my bucket list that I could reasonably do within 30 seconds. Heck, if I had a 30 day hourglass I could probably get a big chunk of my bucket list crossed off, financially speaking.\n\nI do not have enough of a bank account balance to live the next 50 years like I'm dying.",
"Can you call mine too?",
"If*",
"ok",
"Debatable ",
"I never said it was a bad thing.",
"Still cant decide if the guy is a troll or just a horrible person.\n",
"Not at 19",
"Sure, we talking the standard 'go to hell' comments or should I be a little more creative?",
"I married my wife 4 months ago. At that point we were over a year into treating her rare and aggressive cancer. We found out in the last few days that the cancer has spread throughout her body. She's been given a few weeks to a few months to live.\n\nI knew the odds and I married her anyway. My view is that not going forward with your life, on you and your partner's terms, is letting the cancer win. I wouldn't trade our wedding day for the world at this point. In hindsight, our wedding and the amazing honeymoon that followed were there last time my wife and I felt like normal people. I am so proud and happy to have shared that with her.\n\nSo I find this incredibly touching. He now has a partner to share the scary and uncertain road ahead. Regardless of the outcome, she will be able to take solace in the fact that she did everything for her best friend in his final days. \n\nEveryone likes to stay \"fuck cancer.\" If modern medicine tells you they can't do anything else for you, THIS is how you fuck cancer.",
"That is the problem with the whole quote \"live like it's your last day\". As much as I enjoy what I do, I certainly wouldn't be working. I would spend all my time with family and friends. Reality is what I have a lifetime of last days, and therefore have to work so that I can support living to my last day.",
"I know I'll be downvoted into oblivion, and I'm not hating on the guy for wanting to be married, but...that's *a lot* of baggage to leave someone behind with. I also knew someone in college that this same scenario played out. She confessed a few years after the fact that she didn't want to marry the guy, but what could she do? Say no?",
"Hey as a fellow atheist, how about you stop being a fucking asshole and giving us all a bad name?",
"I feel dirty for upvoting this.",
"See comment to MARSH3LL above",
"I wonder if they're legally married. Did they actually file the paperwork or just have the ceremony?",
"I imagine it works something like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnBtoOAhba4)",
"Yeah, I was expecting a smart-ass comment just as yours. Society is twisted by ppl like you. Fortunately at least some aren't being triggered by christians or atheists.",
"I can't help but feel like this is going to emotionally destroy that girl way more than she already would have been. ",
"Should have aimed higher and went for Prom Queen.",
"Yeah... He's the lucky one.",
"Yea I think it's also interesting that given this situation most people wouldn't go buy a bunch of shit they have always wanted, they would actually rather spend their time with people or experience joy with the ones they love.\n\nBut when not under these circumstances we would rather be self serving and care less about others. ",
"It’s not being an asshole. It’s stupid to bring god into something when god is obviously ignoring the situation. Suffering is arbitrary and serves no greater purpose in a lot of cases. Christians need to realize the truth instead of sugarcoating it. It’s insulting to the suffering to pretend there is a believing, caring god who is there for you when many children many people suffer literally because god lets them (or there is no god).",
"Lol, you say it like it’s fact. Sorry, but your gods existence isn’t fact. Just because you believe something doesn’t make it fact. Ottherwise the fact that kids believe in Santa would make him real.",
"Even better - BAM cure his cancer, and then BOOM fuck his wife.\n\ndown go the shades and goodbye guns all the way out of the church, singing \"You're Welcome\" from Moanna.",
"Yeah... like I read his/her comment... just such a prick.. ",
"Where's my like button?",
"Me: \"Cleaning the kitchen?? I ain't got time for that crap - I could die tomorrow!\"\n\nMe a month later: \"I really should do something about all this mess...\"",
"> You could always transfer it to someone else later.\n\nLike a cancer hot potato! Just don't be left holding it when the music stops!",
"And she only has to let him down once",
"Hey dumb fuck, it wasn't said by the teenager dying of cancer, it was said by a sister when they got lots of money off gofundme.",
"Or, it's their beleif and their way of coping with this situation, and it is in no way infringing on your life, so just let them be.",
"It was already a great super power and being able to pick who to give it to only makes it better ",
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",
"Okay so it’s being used by the family as a source of comfort in their sibling’s final weeks. Is that better for you, edgelord?",
"I dont give a shit about god, I give a shit about your crappy reading comprehension. People seek refuge in weird places when faced with mortality, how or where is none of my business.",
"You must be fun at parties",
"You god-fearing people sure do have shitty comebacks.",
"You edgy atheists sure are cringey.",
"I don't blame you. My cousin did something similar. She did not love the guy but married him anyway knowing it was only going to be for a few months. From his cancer. The title makes it sounds sweet but it was actually very selfish on his part. It was years ago but she still has legal interference from it. Had to call his family to get a copy of the death certificate to get married to her current husband etc. ",
"Do you even see how pompous you come off? \n\nI hope I've never looked like that to someone else. ",
"Alright, let me just correct you on one thing really quickly: I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. I literally give zero fucks about religion in any way, shape or form, to the point that I don't even care enough to be an atheist (Atheism is the actual denial of any deities existing). I merely remarked on it because you were being reading impaired. With that, I bid you farewell. ",
"This is positively idiotic. If you have 30 seconds then your future is meaningless. If you have years you need to plan for things so you have a future you actually want to have. ",
"Some of us only wish we were this happy ",
"What makes your God any more valid than Zeus, Odin, or Ra? They are all imaginary friends. ",
"I hope he has life insurance.... ",
"Ugh.. my heart. I can't imagine this at all. I wish you both the best, and the happiest possible days. If I were ever to face this situation I'd hope to have even half of your insight and strength for my husband. ",
"Plant City, Florida. Now there's a town I didn't expect to see on the front page...\n\nTheir water tower says \"Welcome to the City of Plant City\".\n\nAlways makes me chuckle.",
"I'm so sorry for what you're going through. Thanks for sharing.",
"Oh no... you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.",
"You're not supposed to take the quote literally. It just means do stuff today if you can; cause you might die unexpectedly tomorrow. ",
"Sorry for your loss",
"Well Florida, \nHere's our one good heart-warming story we're allowed for the year. Quota filled. Back meth battles and idiots thinking they can beat high-speed trains.",
"Completely irrelevant. That's not an argument. That's the kindergarten argument \"But he did it first!\". In this case: \"But he was stupid first!\"\n\nIf that is what they believe and how they cope, then fucking let them. You can think it's stupid, but they're not the ones forcing their \"stupid\" believes on someone else in this case, are they?\n\nI think obnoxiously forcing your believe on someone is a lot more \"stupid\". Just fucking let them be.\n\nThe hypocricy in reddit's atheism is so annoying. So many yell about how religion is being forced on people, how obnoxious religious people are, and how it should be \"live and let live\" and all that, yet they don't practice what they preach at all. How oblivious do you have to be to have that mindset?\nAnd I say that as an atheist myself.",
"How Trump won suddenly makes sense ",
"You really sound stupid now, that’s not even close to the conversation we were having and on top of all that, I didn’t vote for him nor am I a Trump supporter. ",
"Is it some scam? Like widow benefits or something? ",
"Oh no.. You must've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.",
"Fuck off with this garbage",
"Wow this is the ideal for a woman she can go through the whole thing and get all his stuff without a divorce in the end. #mgtow",
"You incels guys are adorable ",
"Makes you think that if the kid hadn't got cancer, their relationship would have likely ended after a year or two anyway. But now she has to carry this for the rest of her life as if they were meant to be together forever.\n\n\nIt's just sad, for everyone.",
"I'll tell my wife she jesus'd our kids. I'm sure she'll find it funny!",
"Man, the guy has three weeks to live, why do you give a fuck if they believe in a god. If it gives them some sort of comfort and peace of mind, let them believe it I say. Just because you don't agree with them (like myself) doesn't mean you shouldn't try to empathise with them. I understand that religion is bullshit, but if a belief in god or the afterlife allows a grieving mother/father/widow/brother/other some small happiness in the thought that they'll see the deceased again, why would you want to be the person to try to dismantle that? Were you truly as enlightened as you seem to promote, you might see the worth of the phrase, \"live and let live\".",
"Modern medicine should never tell you that they can't do anything else for you. While there may be nothing left to cure, or even slow things, there are always things to offer that can make the time left more comfortable. ",
"There is a national TV show in the Netherlands called \"Over Mijn Lijk\" which translates to the idiom \"Over my dead body\". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFKL3Zuhyho (Unfortunately I couldn't find an english subbed version of it.) Every season a camera crew with a host follow a few terminally ill patients and interview them and their loved ones throughout different stages of their disease until their inevitable demise. It's very powerful. I hope that one day cancer will no longer be something humans have to worry about.",
"> but God was on our side. \n \nthat statement from a kid who is dying of cancer is odd.\n",
"then the debt and paperwork starts\n",
"Or she just feels bad for the guy and is praying he doesn't make a miraculous recovery - I just had an idea for a sitcom.",
"Mary Alice got cancer just like everybody here, seems everyone I know is getting cancer every year. And we can't afford no insurance, I been 10 years unemployed. So she didn't get no chemo so our lives was destroyed ",
"My AP World History used to say something similarly profound: \"Life sucks then you die\"",
"It is not an argument you dumbfuck. It was to tell why people hate religion. Christianity wasted years of my life. Fuck it ",
"Oh, is it new to live past 19?",
"In the Christian belief, sickness is a manifestation of sin, not cause by God but allowed by him. God may use sickness teach faith. Though sickness sucks in the moment, there is no sickness in heaven. ",
"Step 1: Get cancer. ",
"It says highschool sweetheart and the girl looks kinda happy so it may be slightly different from your cousins situation.\n\nBut yeah, still a strange thing to do.",
"Yeah i dont see this as cookie-cutter happy. Shes gonna be a widow super early in her life. Pretty messed up. ",
"My thoughts too. Maybe not the best laid out plan.",
"There will actually be a show with a very similar premise this year - Life Sentence on the cw.",
"It's the guy's sister who said that, and she's referring to their ability to pull everything together for the wedding so quickly.\n\nEdit: Autocorrect",
"All the best brother.",
"Fucking hell mate, get some anger management classes.\n\nps. Yeah it was definitely an argument.",
"That is a perfect name for that sitcom.",
"Oh I know. I mean it's still hard when the discussion changes from ways to cure the disease to just managing all of the symptoms that arise at the end.",
"the real question here is how someone with the name gangbangkang got a picture like this (OP)",
"Uuuummmmmmm...",
"It's actually xer you shitlord. ",
"I laughed. Reddit’s sense of humor starts and stops at chain puns. ",
"Well this sub loves to have cancer in the title because all the upvotes ",
"False. You can pay a penalty and not have insurance.\n And there are many types of insurance, many things may not be covered. ",
"Very a Walk to Remember ",
"“Have you ever been married before?”...”Ya but I knew he was dying soon so it doesn’t really count”",
"I think you meant the Plant City Mall. ",
"This isn’t actually necessarily wrong. I’m pretty sure whales get so much cancer that one cancer kills another cancer due to their size.",
"Can’t decide how I feel about this. Part of me thinks go for it, and part of me keeps saying this is a bad idea.",
"Not sure how to feel.... seems kind of selfish...? Like she was guilt tripped into saying yes. How would she have been viewed if she had said no? But she obviously made her own choice... \n\nRegardless... happy is as happy does. ",
"May be avoided by not filing a marriage license?\n\n",
"Yes I realize that, but having to pay a penalty for not having insurance is what makes it required. That's why it's called a penalty.",
"Your comment made it seem like most people had insurance, which is far from true, and even less so at 19 years old.\n\nYou are not required to have insurance, you have an option between insurance or penalty at this time.",
"Damn, she's gonna be a widow at 19, that's rough",
"I probably would have been the one person in the room that let out one big \"HA\", then realized how bad that was.",
"and a massive bank account knowing she will inherit those medical bills",
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer, it never gets old ",
"If I have half a century left, at some point I'm going to have to get some lunch.",
"reminds me of Shelby from Steel Magnolias \"I'd rather have 30 seconds of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing specials.\" ",
"I can't imagine the stress and pressure that must take. Similar to [Tyler Ziegel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Ziegel) whose wife married him after he was heavily burned in Iraq. They divorced a year later, and he died on Boxing Day 2012, 8 years after his injury.",
"That is still one of the best movies I've ever seen. ",
"I just learned it was based on the life of the writer's sister. Shelby and many of the supporting characters literally existed. It makes me so happy. ",
"You can adjust your priorities a bit though to make life better than just being shackled to your bills. Downsize the lifestyle a little to afford more experiences if you can. That kind of thing. \n\nIf I could start over, avoiding debt and securing land with a small home would be my number one goal. It's too late for me, but my kids will have that drilled into them, and hopefully I can teach them to enjoy a simpler life too and see the beauty of experiences over stuff. ",
"I didn't take it as joking, I took it as pragmatic. I certainly don't see it as an \"asshole\" thing to say.",
"I'm neither atheist nor Christian, just found it kind of ironical to read something like god was on our side in this context. So calm down, Jesus. ",
"People who make decisions like this usually don't make great life partners.",
"Neither people who fall in love with me.",
"Quality /r/pics submission. ",
"ITT: People assuming that a wedding ceremony constitutes full legal marriage.",
"Sounds like she fucked up by making it legal instead of just keeping it ceremony-only.",
"Sorry Tiffany, you are now responsible for funeral costs. However, he has bequeathed to you his Xbox and his dopest vape rig.",
"Reminds me of Cameron from house md",
"If he was being serious her opinion is entirely unimportant.\n\nIn a theoretical world where you could magic away this guys cancer, the only person who's opinion matters in the slightest would be his. If she doesn't like it she could divorce him.\n\nIt's a moot point either way, because none of us can do anything anyway.\n",
"I think you are right. She really loves him and wanted this too: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/01/29/florida-teen-fulfills-dying-wish-marries-high-school-sweetheart.html",
"❤❤❤",
"> I just had an idea for a sitcom.\n\nWhat, a dysfunctional marriage that should have ended years ago, but they stay together for reasons no one understands? Most story beats focus on how badly they miscommunicate, but have some vague lesson about commitment? I think you might be on to something...",
"But it's not even dark humor.\n\nMy poor friend who had cancer was in the hospital for years and sometimes when the new nurse would come or he would get transferred to a different area of the hospital oh, the nurse would say \"Whats wrong why are you here?\" \n\nAnd he would say \"Oh, I'm just here to pick up chicks. My normal pick up lines haven't been working, so this time I'm telling everybody I have cancer hoping I get the desperate ones\"\n\nOr some other crazy ridiculous answer.\n\nThrough all the shit he always made a joke about everything and I just remembered what he said and turned it into a comment, but people suck and have to be politically correct or have no sense of humor so whatever",
"Yup, she’s going to be a 20 year old widow. That’s a big load of baggage on a young woman. It’s going to mess up her future relationships too ",
"> less stories like this\n\nFewer.",
"Why get married with weeks to live?",
"What is irresponsible about it?",
"I would never Mary nor associate myself with a person who judged me for doing something as selfless as this, so I'd argue that it would probably help weed out the piss poor excuses for humans. ",
"The reactions to this are confusing. Why are people surprised she would do this? It's not even particularly brave of her (in terms of being more brave than just being his girlfriend and sticking with him), if you think about it. She was already living this. She was already his girlfriend and knew he was going to die. Getting married isn't going to make it more painful, if anything less, since she knows it makes him happy. People are acting like it is some big decision, but it's not really. It's kind of a no-brainer. She can marry him and not care about whether it is the right decision and all that stuff, because he's most likely going to die and the benefit is that it makes him happy. If she was going to stick with him until the end anyway, what's the difference other than making him happy for the rest of his life?\n\n",
"My friend died of cancer at 27. It's been 5 years. His fiancee at the time is till completely wrecked. If they'd broken up I'd assume it's more likely she'd have moved on.",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. I can’t begin to imagine the pain you must have gone through.\n\nOn more of a light-hearted, joking note (I don’t want to sound insensitive), when you say “this is how you fuck cancer”, she really is fucking cancer.",
"I'd keep it passive-agressive until the \"I wish I'd had an abortion\" inevitably comes out. From there I'll leave it up to your discretion.",
"But she was going to have that baggage anyway, right?",
"Yeah, that's a good point. I think that if I were dying, I'd want to \"set them free\" in a sense. ",
"Have fun with those medical related bills chicky.\n\n",
"I know someone who got engaged to someone who was dying of cancers.\n\nThen he got better and she broke it off.",
"Not everyone views god as a man in the sky who indiscriminately punishes.",
"Jesus dude I’m literally cringing for you. Just stop talking. \n\nI don’t know what hurt you so much— either something bad happened and you felt slighted by God, or someone who was supposed to be a ‘christian’ let you down. Or you are just a genuinely loathsome individual who refuses to accept that others think differently than him (in fact, a majority of the world does, in this case). Any way, it’s obvious you still have that little child in you. \n\nYou don’t have to be spiritual or religious, but grow up. You can hate god, but why hate those who believe in Him? ",
"Bad things happen, so there is no God. Is that your view ?",
"Just because you don’t believe in something doesn’t make it fact...",
"Spoken from someone with obviously ZERO interest or training in theology. \n\nThe whole point is that God is wildly different than other deities. ",
"I mean, are they not the same thing?",
"Ahh yes. The saviour complex.\n\nI'm probably older than you. Also, I'm not American, so believing in god isn't something I've been indoctrinated with. Thank fuck. I can think for myself and I actively choose to not give a shit about religion. I don't hate anyone, not even people who believe in a deity. That's your saviour complex working overtime. ",
"I'm going to one of these kinds of weddings in a couple of weeks. No idea how to feel or what it'll be like.",
"Well, that's not really what I meant, but I guess that works. I just meant she was already dating him and presumably was going to stick with him until the end, so marrying him doesn't really change that much in terms of her baggage.",
"What a fucking selfish asshole! leaving her as a widow, at such young age... ",
"My fiance has stage 4 cancer and we feel the same way, getting married soon, cancer is not going to rob us. Thank you for sharing this story.",
">moo point\n\n\nFTFY",
"Dude.\n\nThese tears welling up in my eyes and threatening to spill out are NOT helping me maintain my \"tough trucker image.\"\n\n*salute* enjoy what you've got left. I hope you get as much out of life as you possibly can.\n\nLost a sis-in-law to brain cancer just over a year ago.",
"Don’t have one bro. Just know resentment when I see it. ",
"Also, about 5 billion people + in the world believe in god, so don’t know why it’s an American thing?",
"He looks a little like David Bowie.",
"My mother in law is currently doing this. Dated a guy with cancer. Married him. He's doing fantastic! She wants a divorce.",
"Well *that* joke's old.",
"Getting legally married to someone who will die?",
"Exactly",
"is that edupes?",
"this could be a bad move, once he passes shes going to get stuck with the medical bills and since this is america, good luck with all that miss.\n\non the plus side, she gets to file as a widower on her tax returns which should help a bit.\n\n/flame on.",
"\"something bad happened, therefore god doesn't exist\" ",
">but God was on our side.\n\nSeeing as how your brother has weeks to live, he's probably not on your side.",
"Listen here, you little shit.",
"https://imgur.com/a/somOR\n\n\"I'm very sexually giving. Nothing makes me happier than to submit to any desires you have.\"\n\nRofl. Cuck. ",
"Don’t judge a book by its username. U/GangBangKang always goes for the feels. Like a gang bang right in the soul.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nrfor/a_woman_battling_breast_cancer_married_the_love/?st=JD26H4R1&sh=825e6502",
"love <3",
"I would think the same, looks like the girl here wanted to marry him as well, not exactly the same from OP's cousin.",
"Many states recognize common-law marriage, so if there was a ceremony it doesn't matter if they signed papers or not - they are considered legally married.",
"Isn’t that David Bowie ?",
"Huh.\n\nWeird.",
"True. Maybe she’s his cousin.",
"That doesn't answer or even imply an answer to my question. There actually isn't one and it was really more of a rhetorical question.\n\nFirst, everybody who gets legally married gets legally married to someone who will die...\n\nThere is no answer because being irresponsible would imply some negative result, especially with respect to somebody other than the person(s) acting irresponsibly. What would that be here? There is absolutely nothing. It is absolutely no different than any other two people getting married.\n\nIf part of the \"deal\" was also that she was going to become pregnant with his child so that he could pass his genes on or something like that, sure, that is arguably irresponsible on various levels. But we don't have any reason to think that is part of the \"deal\".",
"Too bad the noble Floridaman claimed the right of prima nocta.",
"I'd assume that's only if someone were to try to enforce the marriage, or collect from a divorce. If the other partner dies and no one ever contacts the state about the marriage, you would carry on like it never happened.",
"Oh wowm just looked it up, and thats pretty fascinating! ",
"Is this at the wishing well barn by chance?",
"Agreed.",
"Don't you have to share a residence for a certain amount of time first? ",
"Both beautiful and heartbreaking, all at the same time.\n\nSigh.",
"I never said that atheism was fact mind you. I just said his gods existence isn’t fact. Anyways, you assume I’m an atheist and not agnostic. I realize I cannot disprove the existence of a god. The issue is that Christians cannot realize that they truly cannot know for sure that a god exists. Yet, they treat it as fact which is just irrational.",
"The issue, however, is that sickness could lead some away from faith. A depressed person is unlikely to see the love of god when he contemplates suicide everyday. This means he will be depressed in life and then burn in hell for eternity since he disbelieves. Not everyone reacts to sickness the same way and believes in a benevolent god who allows them to suffer.",
"I agree...I'm a little confused by the cynicism voiced on this thread (and I happen to be a very cynical person myself).",
"Yeah, I'm quite cynical as well, but this seems pretty straightforward. People are strange.",
"He's dead now :(",
"The ending, man. Pure poetry."
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Dying of cancer with only weeks to live, 19-year-old Dustin Snyder's final wish was to marry his high school sweetheart. They got married yesterday in Plant City, FL.
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"/r/atbge",
"Guess her COSENTYX is working. ",
"She’s a treasure!",
"What's with the fist?",
"Looks like that Grammy horn is sticking out of her head.",
"And she's still cute!",
"She wanted it, she got it. ",
"It’s the “I’m one of the few real artists here” fist",
"Shwing!",
"That might be one of the nicest pics I have ever seen of her. She looks great. ",
"This woman always has been and always will be a badass. She looks damn good, too. ",
"I wish she'd come back",
"I see her true colors shining through .....\n\nSeriously, she looks fabulous. Grew up listening to her.",
"Kind of like how John Candy was an Olympic bobsled coach?",
"Not understanding the downvotes.. The bad joke I was making was \"girls just wanna have FUN\" Morons. ",
"It's a sign of solidarity and support in defiance of those who oppress. "
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Cyndi Lauper at the Grammys
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[
"When did he move to 1313 YeeHaw Lane? ",
"we were filming a video. A ghost town was the set.",
"Like a music video? ",
"No, a short video (movie?) ft Dr Paul Bearer (FL celebrity), my 2nd one I've done w/ him."
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Oh, just Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster) talking to my mom on my phone
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[
"Pretty common position for a cat. Not weird at all.",
"What’s weird is that you have two cats almost identical to two of my cats! ",
"My wife and I both sleep on our sides.. ",
"At any given time about 20% of the cats in the world are in that exact same position. Another 30% are sleeping in some other position, while probably 20% are eating, 20% are killing something, and the final 10% are staring at someone."
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My cats are sleeping in the same exact position. It's so weird!
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[
"I actually prefer this one 😅\n\n",
"Lucky....\n\nWhere did you meet him?",
"A grocery store that I work at",
"Damn, do you get to see him every single day? That is awesome.",
"Ha I'm surprised you never got to meet any celebrities at the Waite House food shelf 😃. Congrats on getting on the front page! ",
"Omg I’m recognized lol 😂 ",
"Hey girl \n\n\n\nYou single?",
"Extremely. ",
"I've literally never recognized a person on the front page of my life. This is equally as exciting for me. ",
"It's a small Reddit world after all",
"I heard you were dating a Ghostbuster",
"That's really cool you get to see him everyday! Congrats on the front page!",
"This dude does not age. ",
"u into guys or girls",
"Do you have any pictures of you not meeting Ernie Hudson?",
"thats cool im into girls. so i guess you graduated high school already or u workin on that?",
"Black don’t crack.",
"He lives in MN, this looks like Kowalski's",
"Guess you took it down already. Blown up.",
"congrats. u look younger. ",
"People are shitty. I suppose you could send me a DM instead.",
"Yeah I saw it, but if you send me a DM then we can talk",
"[original](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tvz9f/i_finally_asked_ernie_hudson_for_a_picture_after/?st=JD11MY1B&sh=a174e0ee) ",
"Ernie is... as you youngin's call it, \"Lit AF\" in this picture. He's drunk.",
"user name checks the fuck out",
"I just think it's hilarious as shit.",
"how were people being mean? about what?",
"What's the Waite House food shelf?",
"Even if he is, he looks damn good for 72. I've looked worse just going to the store after 8 hours sleep.",
"Is that Ralphs at the Commons?!?!",
"I agree. He seems like a good dude from what ive read",
"Yeah I fuckin love it"
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Here’s the clear picture I didn’t like as well of me meeting Ernie Hudson.
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