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/r/pics/comments/7w7few/elon_musks_mother_looks_like_a_supervillain_who/
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"This was already posted with the exact same title, karma whore.",
"https://i.imgur.com/XiLRtLB.jpg",
"I always thought this was just a joke.\n\nThat's really his mother? Not Mom from *Futurama* cosplay?",
"Downvote for repost 😗",
"Dang, that's a hot whore! ",
"Repost",
"Not a joke. Maye Musk, a sixty something model who was on the cover of Vogue. "
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Elon Musks mother looks like a supervillain who will one day end us all...
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/r/pics/comments/7w7fq5/where_the_sun_dont_shine/
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"This is why I will always avoid living in a place with a north-facing driveway. It's basically permafrost from Nov-April.",
"Luckily in NC we don’t get a ton of snow. For now. ",
"Yah but their back deck is melted and sunny. BBQ Time!"
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Where the sun don’t shine...
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/r/pics/comments/7w7hnf/a_husky_walks_on_water_in_northern_russia_the/
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"Please don’t ruin my imagination with your facts and reasons. That doggo is a God. ",
"dog spelled backwards is god",
"Holy Husky!",
"I had this realization when I was young and had gotten a puppy and worshipped her even more than I did ",
"The moment you realize that Buddhism is the one true religion, and Jesus of Nazareth was reincarnated as a dog.",
" Is this a certain type of husky? It looks different from most of the others I've seen in Reddit. ",
"Coat length varies between huskies. This is likely a medium coat. A lot of huskies on reddit look extremely skinny and short-coated (a weird thing I noticed)",
" TIL! Thank you!",
"All good mate :)",
"Goddog?"
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A husky walks on water in northern Russia. The image was taken after heavy rainfall covered the frozen lake.
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/r/pics/comments/7w7hpe/i_paint_fantasy_style_maps_of_real_places_heres_a/
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"This is really amazing. ",
"[The rest of the trail. This was done for a couple that had just hiked the entire thing from South to North. ](https://i.imgur.com/nECwvE3.jpg)\n\nAnd here are more maps, mostly states: https://imgur.com/gallery/OkYSk",
"Thank you! That's very nice",
"I always upvote a map that shows roughly where desert/forest/grassland/mountains are. ",
"This map is terribly inaccurate. Too much water, no permanent fires. \n\nBut really, I like this. Very middle earth feeling!",
"That’s awesome. Do you sell prints of any of these?",
"> no permanent fires. \n\n>Very middle earth feeling\n\n\"One does not simply... Oh, wait. Yes they do.\" \n",
"I love these. How would one go about guying a large (poster-size) print of your Oregon map?",
"I would love a copy of the Minnesota one! Can i buy one please???",
"You can, actually! I have an Etsy page called LakeMillsMaps",
"I do! You can find them on an Etsy page called 'lakemillsmaps'",
"Do Arizona. I need it.",
"Awesome! Thank you. And your maps are great!",
"I would love one of New Mexico!",
"That's pretty neat. My only critique is not showing the Appalachian Trail where is goes through the GSMNP. But, maybe the Friends of the Smokies specifically asked it not be included.",
"I hate it, few reasons. #1 i dont see the NCR, #2 I dont see New Vegas, #3 I dont see the Legion, #4 where is goodsprings? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. *RANT!!!! on a more serious note, its interesting like the LOTR style but when you do these in the future you should do a full sized map rather then a cut out area of a particular state. Id prever a full sized poster that covers a large area, maybe a whole north american map with the Pacific crest, ice age trail, AT etc etc. That would be awesome. ",
"This was a private commission and the locations and cut-out style worked to convey what they wanted about their through-hike. I'm sorry you don't like it. Thanks for the suggestions, though.",
"The final map sent to them had a couple of sign posts with the 'AT' logo, but no trail line",
"These are all fantastic. Great work!",
"What do you do when you make a mistake with spelling? Or do you? It seems like you'd have to get it right the first time, right? ",
"That bear's face in the Cali map lol",
"That's a great question. First and foremost I get very frustrated. It happens once or twice on every map. I either leave it as is and hope nobody notices (they do) or I go through the very scary process of scraping off the top layer of paper in that area, then re-layering all of the colors, letting it dry, and re-writing it on paper that is now very...fuzzy.",
"I had to lean into the goofiness.",
"If you just barely shake the screen it looks like its floating / moving ",
"Gorgeous! I want an Idaho one and a Utah one! I’ll check your Etsy. ",
"/r/campingandhiking would like this!",
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo, I FUCKING LOVED IT!!! it was absolutely amazing!! Tolkein is MY GOD!!! and anything inspired by that Prophet among men is FANTASTICALLY BADASS! I want a FULL NORTH AMERICAN MAP! Pure Fantasy with all the long distance best trails on it to hang ON MY WALL! ",
"I love maps",
"My heart aches for you! This is the craziest part of watercolor. NO MISTAKES! Keep up the good work.",
"Lake Mills, WI?",
"That's the one!",
"That makes two of us",
"No Idaho or Utah yet, but keep an eye out. Thanks for the kind words!",
"Howdy neighbor! I'm a Waterloo resident.",
"Do a Florida map and I'm buyin'! ",
"Love the Death Valley detail! So cute!",
"The largest I print is 16x20\" because the originals are so small. Those are listed on the same LakeMillsMaps etsy page",
"Reminds of the maps of Xanth. ",
"My home, pretty pretty. ",
"Hi Levi,\n\nWe have a print of your california map in my 18 month old son's room. I think I bought it around 1-3 years ago. We love it.",
"That's wonderful! Thanks so much for telling me about it - that makes me feel great",
"Awesome stuff, I remember seeing your work a few years ago (I think it was you. \n\nI'm planning on ordering a Colorado one, too bad you picked a Ram, you should (if it isn't a shit ton of work) make a Buffalo one too. We're kinda ..... picky about our animals out here :)",
"No texas :C",
"Oh, New Mexico next!\n\nIt’ll be great. We’re home to ancient ruins of pueblos long forgotten, ancient pueblos still inhabited (Including one 300 feet in the sky. Okay, it’s on top of a Mesa. Close enough), a desert of white sand with radioactive glass from the first nuclear bomb test, a super volcano similar to the one at Yellowstone, a dead volcano said to be haunted by the spirits of some of the first Navajo after a catastrophic accident, and land home to evil shapeshifters\n\nSeriously, look up what a skinwalker is, you won’t be disappointed.\n\nShit, I live right next to a mount range called the Sandias. The watermelon mountains. So named because they glow like watermelons in the evening when the sun sets.\n\nI could go on you know. Much as I detest the societal issues of our state (interesting fact, slavery didn’t end in 1865, it survived here until the 1880s in the form of Genizaros) it’s still in my opinion the only state in the union which has magic.\n\nActually, take that back. Utah and Arizona are crazy. Once heard a story about a man driven to kill himself after he looted some Anasazi artifacts in Utah. The dead wouldn’t let him rest.",
"Absolutely stunning! I could look at your paintings for days! ",
"Love your work Levi!\nI bought the Minnesota and Wisconsin one for a wedding gift to our friends that got married a couple summers ago in Brule, WI. They love it! \n\nCan you do a Wyoming one next please :) "
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I paint fantasy style maps of real places. Here's a piece of the Pacific Crest Trail (more maps in comments)
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/r/pics/comments/7w7hu7/marvel_studios_class_photo/
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"No Coulson? BS.",
"Ok, so I'm not the only one that doesn't see Clark Gregg anywhere? That makes me feel better, because I thought I was going crazy, or maybe blind.",
"I kinda wish Terrence Howard was hiding under the bleachers somewhere photoboming them all.",
"There's another thread where he excuses himself from the picture so that he could attend New York Comic Con to represent AoS.\n\n\nI'm wondering what Ruffalo just said to Brie Larson just before the shutter clicked.",
"“Ok, everyone look cool”\nPaul Rudd: “CHEESE”",
"Agreed. Only guy I was scanning the picture for. Glad he was outsupporting AoS, though. ",
"Why is Laurence Fishburne in the picture?",
"He's in the next Ant Man movie",
"Thanks, the IMDb app hid the upcoming projects for some reason."
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Marvel Studios Class Photo
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/r/pics/comments/7w7kd4/does_this_part_of_the_pencil_look_grey_or_pink/
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"This is fucking stupid.",
"pink, youre probably color blind",
"It's not really either of those colors but definetly more pink than grey.",
"Looks white and gold to me but it might be blue and black.",
"Not this shit again"
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Does this part of the pencil look grey or pink?
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/r/pics/comments/7w7kyc/this_terrifying_reflection_in_the_window_at_my/
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"There's absolutely nothing terrifying here",
"Tell that to the T-Rex",
"The x-ray machine?",
"No. Clearly the robot kaiju attacking my city."
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This terrifying reflection in the window at my daughters doc appointment
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/r/pics/comments/7w7ll7/i_also_knew_people_that_shot_really_fast_cannons/
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"In fairness, most people imagine a .177 (4.5mm) ball when they hear \"BB\", so this is a more significant projectile than the little things used in airguns. The damage to that steel plate is impressive regardless!!",
"That said, a 4.5 mm ball wouldn't be *that* different when going 6.85 km/s. Less massive, and therefore less energy, but I'd reckon it would still puncture easily",
"Jesus. That’s one dangerous looking glory hole ",
"That'll depressurize your command module.",
"I thought the same thing when I saw it, the wall makes it look like a toilet",
"Yuuup. The shielding on station is actually multiple layers of metal separated by gaps to slow down impactors. I have pics of that too somewhere on my phone",
"It would be nice if you could convert that energy somehow.",
"I wouldn't want to be in it's path!!",
"Debris Mills. Like a windmill but only works in my head.",
"Wut? It would have like a third of the energy.",
"Third, maybe half, I dunno it's too late to do the math in my head. Regardless, BB sized particles no matter if they are standard size or this size pictured can fuck shit up and you should avoid contact with them at this speed. I don't have a picture of a \"standard\" BB, but a ball bearing is a ball bearing no matter the diameter"
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I also knew people that shot really fast cannons at NASA. Here is 1/8" steel shot with a 1/4" inch BB at over 15,000 mph
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/r/pics/comments/7w7mui/my_sister_walks_dogs_in_new_zealand_she_takes/
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"Isle of Dogs?!",
"That’s an amazing picture! Good for her, she is very talented! ",
"That looks like the cover for 2017's hottest new Country album",
"You came to the wrong neighborhood mother-ruffer. ",
"/u/superluminal99, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must \ndirectly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/superluminal99&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://i.redd.it/e30ui38jo1f01.jpg?context=10\\)) "
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My sister walks dogs in New Zealand. She takes amazing photos but does nothing with them, I thought this was exceptional so wanted to share.. she has a page on fb called ‘Adventure Dogs-queenstown’ if you want to see more🐕
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/r/pics/comments/7w7v3t/my_mom_just_sent_me_this_picthey_live_on_a_golf/
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"Freaking huge. Jeezus. ",
"Delicious ",
"Food for weeks.",
"Does it breath fire?"
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My mom just sent me this pic...they live on a golf course in Panama. Nope.
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/r/pics/comments/7w890v/montana_thaw/
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"Fun Fact: Montana has what's called the [stream access law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana_Stream_Access_Law). \n\nTL;DR Most surface water is public and the public may use any property below the highwater mark. In other words, land owners can't restrict the use of streams, rivers or lakes on their property*. \n\n*some restrictions apply of course, namely you cannot cross their land to access the water (without permission), you'll have to find a way to get to it while keeping your feet wet.\n\n",
"I was just about to get off work, and it's so nice here in Missoula I was going to go for a run, and I was wondering if that track next to the bike path had melted yet, and thanks to your picture I see that it is not. Much appreciated!",
"Its not not right now though. That 50 weather yesterday was fantastic. The blizzard kinda sucks. ",
"No it is not, and of course its my day off"
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Montana thaw.
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/r/pics/comments/7w89zy/everyone_who_goes_into_this_room_gets_given_10/
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"On people?",
"Imagine if they had all picked the same spot...",
"I'd put them in my pocket because that room doesn't deserve them",
"Your landlord is going to be fucking pissed!",
"imagine how this would look if the internet could anonymously decide where the stickers go. my guess would be alot of dicks and swatsikas ",
"I first saw this back in January of 2012. \nHere is a link to the entire thing. Kinda interesting to see how it developed. \nhttp://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/01/yayoi-kusama-obiliteration-room/ ",
"For anyone wondering it's called The Obliteration Room by Yayoi Kusama and it's at Auckland Art Gallery in New Zealand.\n\nEDIT: I can't spell the name of my own country",
"Same exhibition was in Brisbane, Aus in 2015, very cool interactive artwork "
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Everyone who goes into this room gets given 10 stickers that they can put wherever they want.
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/r/pics/comments/7w8ak1/found_the_ultimate_mlady_on_the_norweigan/
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"I don't get it? \n\nThat's Peter Christen Asbjørnsen, he and Jørgen Engebretsen Moe were the people who complied a great book of Norwegian folktales, great stories for kids and adults.",
">\tI don’t get it?\nHe’s a neckbeardian\n\n",
"Yes, he has facial hair that I find quite unflattering but how does that make him the \"ultimate mlady\"? What does that even mean?"
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Found the ultimate ‘mlady on the Norweigan 50kronen bank note.
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/r/pics/comments/7w8fi2/took_a_pic_of_my_buddys_dog_using_portrait_mode/
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"He looks like he’s from the Island of Dogs. ",
"Weird that chair is in focus.",
"I was thinking Spanky and Our Gang."
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Took a pic of my buddy’s dog using portrait mode
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/r/pics/comments/7w8i1w/i_took_this_day_and_night_shots_of_barcelona_city/
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"jesus Christ, this is literally amazing!",
"5th (?) time this has been posted in a week...\n",
"really.. I'd appreciate if you can link me",
"No you didn't. This has been posted everywhere for weeks now.",
"I actually took this picture lol.. many reposted it illegally btw",
"The landscape looks pretty flat. Like the rest of the Earth.",
"oooooooooo, Someone get the fire department for O.P's burning pants. I remember this too.",
"Stop it",
"HDphoto sounds like a Russian bot",
"lol, you are welcome to click on my profile to see some of the viral stuff I've been posting on reddit",
"Sorry man, I saw all your grammatical errors and I guess that meanes youre knot an bot",
"The watermark on it says Henry Do, and OP's account is \"HDphoto\" (presumably Henry Do Photo). He also has a history of posting photos that he shot. This guy clearly shot this photo while the others were posted by people who just snatched it off his instagram or some other social media.",
"It would appear HDPhotography is Henry Do Photography, who is indeed the photographer of this shot and other images posted by this account (see the watermark). Feel free to prove me wrong, but that's the kind of research that should really be done *before* making a claim like that. ",
"Can you provide some of the unreleased shots you took while getting these that can prove that? Surely you didn't just two take shots and hope for the best. \n\nEdit: well fuck me for thinking of a simple way to have OP verify these claims instead of jumping on the \"stupid reposters\" karma train, right? ",
"Link to your Flickr/Insta?",
"\n/u/HDphoto, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/HDphoto&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8i1w/i_took_this_day_and_night_shots_of_barcelona_city/dtyel8k/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"this is just an area of less than a mile in Barcelona. There are plenty of mountains, and other landscape area in the city.",
"\n/u/HDphoto, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/HDphoto&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8i1w/i_took_this_day_and_night_shots_of_barcelona_city/dtyetks/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"instagram[dot]com/henry_do\n\nBot will remove my actual link if I post it the normal way.",
"lol, I'm not gonna post any unreleased shots on all of place like Reddit. Click on my username and you can see the link to my Instagram (instagram (dot) com/henry_do). Click on that and you can see the original image, posted a week ago (1 Feb 2018) with over 65k likes.",
"Not saying you’re wrong (I actually think you’re right or OP wouldn’t have asked to see the other posts), but the other post doesn’t have the watermark, so for all we know OP added it after he stole it (again, not saying that’s what happened). ",
"/r/pics doesn't like sources.",
"Lol",
"Interesting concept with an awesome outcome. What gave you the idea for it?",
"Looks like we solved it, boys! Let's pack it up and go home!",
"yes, thank you for being an intelligent human being!",
"I think I also saw it on /r/misleadingthumbnails ",
"well, the first link has been removed lol. I didn't know about the 2nd link and thanks to whoever credited in the top comment.",
"I had this idea of doing the day/night edit while on the tallest tower in the world, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, back in 2015. (can't link in this sub..damnnit). PM me if you want to see it.\n\nWhen I was in Barcelona, this old idea instantly came to mind and I was amazed how well it turned out and how quickly it went viral, both on IG and reddit.",
"It's flat enough to indicate a flat Earth.",
"The op of the first post six days ago credited the Instagram.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urc00/day_and_night_in_barcelona/dtmifs5",
"Is this where they filmed inception? ",
"that was NYC & Paris lol",
"Lol shit. Just a bit off. "
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I took this day and night shots of Barcelona city grids from different hours in one day
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"Was that before “don’t get high on your own supply” became a thing? ",
"He’s high, but i don’t think its heroin\n",
"That's a mp40",
" Jan 1962: Pasquale 'Joe' Fuca busted with 24lbs of pure heroine (sic) worth $3.5M ($28M now) hidden in a Brooklyn apartment ceiling. \n\n \"Pasquale “Joe” Fuca, a 60 year old member of the Lucchese crime family, arrested during a heroin bust in New York City 1/20/62. Pasquale “Joe” Fuca, a 60 year old member of the Lucchese crime family.\"",
"An mp40??? Nice ",
"Lol. Go back to CoD"
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Heroin bust, New York 1962
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/r/pics/comments/7w8m1f/my_co_worker_found_this_message_in_merchandise/
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"Face value to me it looks like a quality control auditing note. ",
"/u/hellishhotdog, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/hellishhotdog&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8m1f/my_co_worker_found_this_message_in_merchandise/?context=10\\))",
"\"Things aren't chicken appear to be\" \"ok\"\n\"Dat Sihn\""
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My co worker found this message in merchandise. Can anybody translate?
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/r/pics/comments/7w8nwt/this_just_seems_very_fitting/
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"It would certainly explain her descent down the rabbit hole ",
"I actually used to work in the library that held the very first edition copy of Alice in Wonderland, signed by Lewis Carroll himself. The thing was super raggedy (I’m guessing from years of use and being passed from person to person) by the time it ended up in our library. \n\nThe precautions our library’s preservationist took with the book was incredible. Once a month he would take it out of its dark room (it was kept in the dark nearly constantly to prevent the ink from fading) and painstakingly wipe every page’s edge to remove any dust that had accumulated since its last cleaning. Its safe was also equipped with CO2 fire extinguishers rather than water so that it wouldn’t be ruined in the case of a fire. Naturally, the book wasn’t available to be checked out, but the preservationist told me that it actually used to be, and that the last time it had been checked out was in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table. ",
"fungi, motherfucker.",
"Not even shittymorph",
"Absolutely. Alice was sooo high sitting under that tree.",
"That’s cool a shit! ",
"Yea, that's why someone made them grow that way.",
"Shitty shittymorph ",
"The guy who did this goes by Roger Rabbit and has also [grown them on The Bible,](https://i.imgur.com/yZumRSA.jpg) among many other things.",
"**AAAAAAA DRUGS ITS FUNNY GIFF UPVOTEZ**",
"Alice's wonderland involves a bunch of dicks?",
"r/shrooms you’ll like this",
"..do you *balls-trip it?*",
"Don’t worry, we’ve seen it. If I remember correctly it’s a common repost over there",
"Surprised I haven’t noticed it then",
"That's the redtube version you're thinking of.",
"I know they're not the right type of mushroom but this pic makes think if you were to combine The Last of Us with Alice in Wonderland.",
"Wow I thought this was a cake at first... ",
"Paper Mushrooms! They only grow out of books printed before 1885 when the composition of paper changed and it no longer contained recycled linens and cotton rags. Those materials mixed with the toxins in ink were super conducive to fungal growth.\n\nBooks left in the dark actually had less issues, as is the opposite you'd expect with fungus, but this is why we place books 'spine out' in book shelves - it's a habit that started back when if you left your book exposed, it would grow mushrooms.\n\nThe excuse was popular among school children \"My book grew mushrooms\" when they didn't do their homework, which lead to \"My dog ate my book mushrooms\" when questioned about why the book looked fine, and that ultimately morphed into \"My Dog ate my Homework\". \n\nEating the book mushrooms is not recommended at all, as they do not have any nutritive properties (and no hallucinogenic ones) but they do tend to carry a parasite called Book Worms which creates a wildly insatiable appetite for reading other literature.",
" Lewis Carroll was a real fungi.",
"Why does everything look r/mildlypenis to me lately?",
"All true kids, now move along!",
"Idk haven’t been there in a while, but I’ve seen it there before a few times ",
"You sir are a legend. I was believing you till the end.",
"10/10 would still read delicately",
"They're psilocybe mushrooms aren't they",
"Yes. P. Cubensis\n",
"I remember seeing them growing out of a bra as well. Don't remember if it was a RR post or not",
"Well you're getting older and starting to notice girls now that you're in middle school...",
"These are Psilocybe mushrooms grown as a fun art project. You're so full it!",
"One page makes you larger and one page makes you small. ",
"Looks like a teaser poster for the gritty reboot. ",
"Had me going too",
"[Relevent](https://hentai2read.com/alice_in_sexland_extreme/1/) *NSFW*",
"I still believe!",
"got this in HD for my phone wallpaper the original picture is so much clearer",
"I have a friend that does these for her art classes. There amazing. She has a whole catalog. ",
"Hahaha that was good",
"I want me some golden teachers :(",
"Me too lol. Just look at that fantastic user name",
"Don't know if BS or real but I want to believe. Take my updoot!",
"Hey you're that karma farmer dude!\n\nI feel like a E-list celebrity now having bumped into you in a random thread. ",
"There's a guy in r/shrooms from 4 hours ago talking about killing himself. Can someone who is good at talking to people about that stuff see if they can help please.",
"Seems reasonable.",
"Yup, it's a long way down after these bad boys ",
"Yes, that was RR. I believe there is a photo of him shirtless wearing that mushroom bra.",
"Cubensis? Sure looks like it",
"I actually responded alreaady if you mean the guy who said “if I kill myself so be it”. Hope he doesn’t. :/ yesterday I had the realization of why I literally didn’t pull the trigger at times",
"Just saw you from the other thread, absolutely loving these lol",
"R Rabbit is a legend and great resource in the shroom world",
"Still not sure, keeping my updoot.",
"I can hear the book saying, \"Eat me.\"",
"For a minute I thought someone was going to bring up nineteen ninety eight.",
"Thoughts of suicide are very normal but going as far as posting on a public forum is pretty far past just thought. It just caught my eye and I wanna help my fellow humans",
"Looks like a certain box...",
"God damnit twice in one day",
"Pic or it didn't happen.\n\n",
"I would give you gold out of all the Reddit posts I have seen thus far, however i can't afford it. Take my upvote.",
"Halfway into it I was bracing myself for Shittymorph.",
"I'm so stupid. THIS is where the term rabbit hole comes from, isn't it?",
"Cubes indeed",
"upboop. ",
"But. But. Book mushrooms need love too. Who will tell their story?",
"It IS partially edible still..",
"Seriously, I'm on guard today... ",
"And of this humongous fungus among us, more of its core's spores are creeping out of the drawer, pouring over the floor, and soaring through the door. Do not ignore this lore, for the spores are their precious ore.",
"It's time to stop",
"[Remember, you wanted this.](http://files.shroomery.org/files/07-26/327075751-Gay_bra_pic.jpg)",
"Too bad those aren’t the Oregon Blues.",
"Not in a bookshelf",
"same i skipped to the end fully expecting it.",
"Those are psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, the legitimate \"magic mushrooms.\" There's actually a strain called \"penis envy\" that looks just like dicks. There's even an albino variant",
"r/mycology ",
"This guy is everywhere.",
"I know you're joking, but there is some theory that book mold can be hallucinogenic:\n\nhttp://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996-09-21/news/9609210090_1_fungus-books-hallucinogenic\n\nhttp://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736%2895%2991925-2/abstract",
"Boom!\n\nhttps://files.shroomery.org/files/05-13/208962316-Bunny_006qa.jpg",
"I upvoted half way thru, then read this comment and took back that upvote :|",
"Shrooms ",
"Even though I know it's complete bullshit, I'll probably still remember it as fact. Is this how fake news works?",
"This does appear to be Psylocibe Cubensis though, which are a hallucinagen. I suspect they were photoshopped on or something though, because they are not very resistant to contamination.",
"They look remarkably like a particular strain, too... golden teacher. They make the world seem like a rouge and gold 70’s album cover. Just perfect. ",
"Would have to have been grown on *Catcher in the Rye.*",
"God damn you get me every time",
"/r/psychonaut",
"nooooooooooo",
"!dreambot",
"I was about to say those are definitely shrooms.\n\nI've grown them before. Literally the only identifying marker I'm not seeing is a spore print.",
"You know that smell you like when you sniff old books? Yeah",
"It's fake as shit... ",
"This",
"You even warned me what is wrong with my brain.\n\nToo many mushrooms maybe",
"You shouldn't. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is an 18**65** novel. I knew it was this guy the second I read that 1855 bullshit.",
"It's riddled with peni",
"Yup, i could tell they were from a mile away",
" Nice . I grew some cubes monotub style last year. Fun stuff. ",
"They are destroying a book...",
"Lmao, I love that paper plate mask and bowtie too.",
"*tips mushroom cap*",
"I was waiting to hear about Mankind and Undertaker",
"Oh yeah man that’s why I’d responded. Plus lsd and shrooms are what I credit to me starting to heal myself",
"That strain consistently has that impact on you? ",
"Only if you write a wikipedia entry about it, and then someone uses that entry as a source for a news article, and then you cite the article in the wikipedia entry.",
"DAMNIT that's TWICE tonight he's gotten me!!! Raaawwrrr.",
"Ever since I had a mushroom spring up somewhere in my house I've been really uncomfortable looking at mushrooms growing out of things.",
"Yes I do believe that went over most of our collective heads",
"You're a pretty cool dude. Thanks for making the world a better place.",
"/r/shrooms",
"I want to believe this so bad. ",
"Wow I got got like 3 hours ago and was completely oblivious.",
"I like this. Thought it was going to be about mankind. But this is fun",
"/r/cursedimages ",
"Aesthetic.",
"There was a theory a while ago which tickled me, that early Christianity's Eucharist was a psychedelic mushroom. It didn't seem too well supported by evidence, but I enjoyed it, and I'm well reminded by this image.",
"But it says 1885",
"Have you read City of Saints and Madmen by Jeff Vandermeer? If not, you should -- you'd like it.",
"Yea long time member there. Some people get funny with identifications on active species there though. ",
"That's awesome! I actually like this picture so much I saved it. Different strokes I guess.",
"User name checks out!",
"It says before 18**8**5 not 18**5**5.",
"And a cut and uncut variant",
"Your goddamn right.",
"re-read it. he mentioned \"books printed before 1885\", which encompasses the alice book.",
"Glad this thread didn't turn into a wankfest without anyone mentioning the actual source. I saw these a couple years back on the Shroomery forums - it's kind of a funny project.",
"Ah man, I was hoping I could use this fact to impress someone. ",
"damn it. I got to the \"dog ate my book mushrooms\" and you lost me, which was still too far.",
"They look kinda like \"penis envy\" to me which are known for their.. well.. you know.. *shape*",
"#1885",
"And here I was thinking, \"Hey, I'm learning something today! Go me!\" How naive I once was.",
"This is not a design flaw, it is a design feature. \n",
"Username checks out",
"Yea that image is burned into my memory. Interesting enough the anniversary of his retirement from the community was this week. ",
"Psilocybe Semilanceata or gtfo.",
"pretty much how history is made",
"You take the red mushroom, and I'll show you how deep that rabbit hole goes.",
"and without some random asshole's watermark on it",
"I remember in college someone told me that Lewis Carroll wrote that Alice ate some magic mushrooms and then that's when she descended down into the rabbit hole and that he wrote the book after trippin on psychedelics. The Disney movie at any rate doesn't show her eating any mushrooms, but I do love the music in the movie, and appreciate it a lot more now that I've watched it again with my kids many times. The song where she drifts off in the beginning right before she sees the White Rabbit is awesome.\n\n*Cats and rabbits*\n\n*Would reside in fancy little houses*\n\n*And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers*\n\n*In a world of my own*\n\n*All the flowers*\n\n*Would have very extra special powers*\n\n*They would sit and talk to me for hours*\n\n*When I'm lonely in a world of my own*\n\n*There'd be new birds*\n\n*Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds*\n\n*Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds*\n\n*Within that world of my own*\n\n*I could listen to a babbling brook*\n\n*And hear a song that I could understand*\n\n*I keep wishing it could be that way*\n\n*Because my world would be a Wonderland*",
"Those look like cubensis too",
"Modern history around controversial topics at least.",
"Any more info on that species? I don’t think heard of it.\nDid you mean Sclerotia, the one that grows as a huge truffle that they have in Amsterdam?",
"He got me twice in less than 10 mins...",
"Those poor guys need some air!",
"Those are hallucinogenic mushrooms, fruited at a very high humidity based on the fuzzy mycelium on the base of the fruiting bodies.",
"Absolutely beautiful, you completely had me until the last dozen words! ",
"Literally unreadable. ",
"locally wild foraged mushrooms can grow in their local environment without sanitary conditions because they contain the enzymes necessary to fight all the local infections molds and diseases. Even Cubensis is hardy if you grow it close to where it's foraged. The only reason for delicate and sterile growing conditions is when you export the fungus strain outside it's local environment and subject it to foreign molds and pathogens that's its never developed a natural resistance to.\n",
"Perfect",
"One is wide open, and the next is a wall.",
"As in \"Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes\"? \n\nOr, \"I'm falling deeper into this rabbit hole\"\n\nOr pretty much any other rendition? Yes. You are correct! ",
"WOW YOU TRIED TO SOUND SMART AND DIDN'T\n\nNOW I HATE U \n\n/s",
"*shudders*",
"Mycotopia no? Used to haunt that place ages ago when Hippy was still around.",
"I can't grow cubes in fancy medium, nevermind a real book ahaha",
"It’s in his head. All these different “strains” of P. cubensis are the same thing. I really don’t like how people call them different “strains” as the better term would be variety. \n\nThe variety they mention only differs from every other P. cube by amounts of psilocybin and looks, as every mushroom that isn’t grown from a monoculture will. In fact, pretty much every P. cubensis apart from Penis Envy and Albino Penish Envy - PE and APE respectively - have relatively the same amount of psilocybin. Or rather the same amount of differing psilocybin between each mushroom from the same batch grown from whatever variety. \n\nThe reason PE and APE have such higher amounts compared to other Cube varieties is because someone took the time to clone and isolate selective traits and ultimately form monoculture that had the attributes they wanted them to have. Then named them and distributed them. \n\nThis is how every “strain” is generally created. It is just mutations on a particular species which gives the desired look or potency. When these mutations happen the mushroom is cloned on agar plates and further isolated until they get to a monoculture. They will end up with many many many monocultures as it takes a while and many generations of plates and cuts to get there. Then they are grown out and the best performing is kept, named, printed and distributed. \n\nAnyway, yeah. Any particular feeling one has over another in the same species, apart from just generally being stronger or weaker, is in the head. It’s all psilocybin and psilocybin from the same species of mushroom. \n\nEDIT - apparently people are misunderstanding some things. \n\nI am NOT saying that different ***species*** will be the same. I am saying that different varieties of cubensis will be relatively the same because they contain relatively similar amounts of things. \n\nI responded to people discussing different **varieties** of the **SAME** ***species***. ",
"This guy shrooms",
"Yes, Ajira has duties for you. Before Ajira can be a Journeyman in the Mages Guild, Ajira must study local mushrooms",
"Jesus fucking Christ, you’re everywhere!",
"Nope, it's real. The mycologist who grew these is know for interesting grows, though he has since \"retired\" from the hobby as of a few years ago. Who Framed Roger Rabbit if anyone is interested. ",
"Yeah, at one point a lifetime ago I had an entire room full of tubs growing these little beauties.",
"Now hold on, that guy has *real* facts. Seems reliable to me.",
"Mushrooms on the front page?? What a day to be alive? ",
"I have picked Cubensis in Panama and they normally have a dark purple ring mid way up the stalk. It is one of the main features you look for to know that they are safe. Otherwise they are quite similar but with a less rounded head. ",
"Got me again, [Guy!](http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/o-u1.gif)",
"Because that Lewis Carroll was a[ fun guy](https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE5NDg0MDU0OTE1Mjg2NTQz/lewis-carroll-9239598-1-402.jpg).",
"That's the year Doc Brown went back in time!",
"Eat me.",
"Doc Brown confirmed",
"I've cultivated psilocybe cubensis (shrooms) in the past and i cannot fathom how difficult this would be the pull off. Not to mention ruining an old pieces of literature like this. Hard pass. ",
"That book is magic, no doubt!",
"M’ushroom",
"It's not a chore to adore this spore. \n\n'Tis a pity the judges abhor this mighty, wild *P. Cubensis*.\nIt's a friend to us and all our senses.\nWoken back to fields and frolic, \nSeeing shiny hills, groundblast bucolic.\nLilting colors of creation, enlighten us with your oration.\n",
"M'shroom",
"he's been on a roll today, I can't trust anything anyone says",
"\"When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go \nAnd you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low \nGo ask Alice, I think she'll know…\"\n\nWhite Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane\n",
"Dam that’s really impressive, I can’t imagine how long that took to setup",
"That was almost u/rogersimon10 level right there. Only thing missing was your dad beating you with a pair of jumper cables for letting your book grow mushrooms. ",
"Would it be possible to slowly kind of force it to “evolve” so you can grow it in a specefic environment it wasn’t meant/bread for?",
"Username checks out",
"I could see they were P. Cubensis from the thumbnail. I have spent too much time on /r/shrooms",
"Golden Teachers",
"No mention of Jefferson Airplane's \"White Rabbit\"? \n\n\"When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go\nAnd you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low.\"",
"Say it with enough conviction and they will believe you.",
"Username blah blah blah\n\nTake my upvoot",
"Was waiting for the hell in the cell reference.",
"LSD gave me a quarter-life crisis, shrooms gave me a really good time",
"At least it wasn't u/shittymorph",
"*drip drip drip*",
"He lost me at the \"dog at my book mushrooms\" bit. ",
"#EIGHTEEN EIGHTY FIVE",
"I was expecting mankind to plummet through an announcers table, but this is just fine.",
"I am not easily fooled but I was by this.",
"This is actually fascinating.",
"Me too, my first encounter. ",
" A E S T H E T I C",
"Aww darn...he got me!",
"Like the one where Moses' burning bush was an acacia bush; which contains dmt.",
"Thank you. It's not much but I hope little things can eventually add up.",
"You thought the only reason to place books \"Spine out\" on the shelves was so they wouldn't grow mushrooms? Have you ever tried to find a book on a bookshelf before?",
"Started reading this...immediately thought that this was going to be the work of shittymorph. Nope.\n\nReddit peso for you.",
"Step one : bye vintage copy of the book\n\nStep two : smear a bunch of poop between the pages\n\nStep three : profit (karma and them caps)\n\nPS : if they are \"magic\" mushrooms just cut them 3/4 of an inch up from the base, store in a dark moist place and in 24-48 you should have more 👍",
"\"Please note that these do not represent average values for widely sampled populations. Just because a mushroom species has some samples that show high or low concentrations does not mean that all mushrooms of that type have levels matching those in this chart.\"\n\nAlso some pretty damn old references. I have quite a lot of experience with mushrooms and their genetics can vary so wildly even in the same strain that if there are any different effects from different strains you're probably unlikely to notice them. Mindset would play a far bigger role in how they affect you.",
"RR was the guy that taught me to grow. His videos are very easy to follow and informative. He's a mod over at the Shroomery.",
"Lsd strapped my brain back into place.\nShrooms just gave me a great time. ",
"B xxsdzdmmczazxzclike pineapples on pizza? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX CDsx😯😔",
"http://i.imgur.com/yKXLyy4.gifv",
"you wrong, wrong, poor, dyslexic fool. ",
"He’s too good at making these posts. _we must stop him_",
"\n>Books left in the dark actually had less issues, as is the opposite you'd expect with fungus, but this is why we place books 'spine out' in book shelves - it's a habit that started back when if you left your book exposed, it would grow mushrooms.\n\nAttempting an explanation for those wondering:\n\nBooks left in the dark will not fruit easily. \n\nBooks left in the light are still dark on the inside of the book, so the mycelium grows.\n\nThe mycelium reaches a point where if even a little light hits it, it will begin to fruit. Obviously this is more likely with the spine in on a shelf.",
"Sort of a pointless correction, but truffles are underground fruiting bodies, and sclerotias are an underground storage mechanism formed by the mycelium of some above ground mushroom species. There are no psychedelic truffle species, but some psychedelic mushrooms produce sclerotia that are in turn psychedelic. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/iztG8ro.jpg shrooms on a bible. Both books have psilocybe cubensis growing on them.",
"We must upvote him so much so that he is known by all and can longer do these dastardly tricks.",
"https://i.imgur.com/iztG8ro.jpg",
"I'm just glad The Undertaker didn't throw Mankind off Hell In A Cell",
"Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall",
"I'm getting flashbacks from \"The Last of Us.\"",
"https://i.imgur.com/iztG8ro.jpg more of his work",
"Forgot to check username. Bamboozled again! ",
"Who else is down to trip into wonderland? ",
">this is why we place books 'spine out' in book shelves\n\n\nI feel like the reason has more to do with the fact that title are usually printed on the spine, if you put them pages out you'd have no idea where anything was",
"He's alive!",
"Yeah, I'll ams not the smart's'ing",
"^ This Guy And His Real Facts",
"Says 1885 doh",
"Have you been duped today?",
"You’ve been marked with the curse it won’t be your last.",
"See, he lost me at the spine out bit. No other way makes sense since spines have the name of the book and is the thinnest part ",
"Well, it's not strictly potency and appearance, some strains are easier to grow than others. Some produce more fruits, are heartier against competing fungi, or less effected by dryer environments. But, yeah, they all produce the same effects. ",
"Miss that dude, big loss.",
"You've probably heard of them as Liberty Caps. They're common as muck throughout much of Europe to the point where a lot of us aren't aware that cubensis and the like even exist, but can also be found as far away as the US, Canada and Australia (presumably imported at some point).\n\nThey have a far higher psilocin to psilocybin ratio. Completely anecdotally, I'd estimate it's approximately three times as potent as Cubensis by (dried) weight, and gives a much more 'earthy' albeit more difficult to control experience at high dosages. They have the added benefit of not primarily growing in literal shit.\n\nEdit: the snobbery in my OP was mostly in jest. I have a *strong* preference for Liberty Caps but am unlikely to scoff at either in the right setting. I also despise the taste of any mushrooms (which makes for a difficult life as a veggie!) so minimising the amount I need to eat is always a plus :)",
"You can do everything but the fruiting outside of the book.\n\nI'd wager he let the book age or manually aged it. Then added the fruiting mycellium. Once they begin to fruit, you could just jam some mycellium in the book and some fruiting bodies would appear.\n\nOr maybe the crazy bastard really did do the whole process in the book!",
"I was scanning for mentions of Mankind, it was so well written!",
"I know r/shrooms will appreciate this very much ",
"Yep. I would eat them.\n",
"You are wildly incorrect. I have cultivated mushrooms for almost a decade and over a dozen strains. They all possess unique alkaloids and triptamines which absolutely affect and flavor the trip differently. This is no different than strains of marijuana creating unique highs because of their individual and specific canabanoid content. \n \nIt seems crazy to me that you could write such a passionate and incorrect statement about something you seem to care about. Have you just never done mushrooms? Saying there is not a difference between Golden teachers, B+, and Penis Envy is insane. They are all vastly different trips because they are mushrooms that grew up on opposites sides of the planet and posses very different ingredients. Some strains of mushrooms are like magic carpets, some are like sledgehammers, some are rocket ships. This is a theory wildly espoused and endorsed by just about everyone who has ever tried different kinds of mushrooms lol",
"Got you again fucker, three words in. Predictable format. Always a downvote. Your effort is garbage. ",
"Maybe not enough.",
"Is this you M Tontchev?",
"Thank you, this is fascinating on all counts. \n\nI’m grateful for the scientific enlightenment as well as the little old me experiencing my own version of it all. \n\nI have yet to articulate it in any fashion better than that... but it’s the greatest of experiences I’ve ever had. The conversations and laughter. if it’s wrong, then I don’t want to be right. ",
"Kill John Lennon.... Kill John Lennon",
"The guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland had a relationship with a child when he was an adult fun fact ",
"The album cover for surrealistic pillow 51 years too late.",
"Nope. Killtheraven is talking about liberty caps",
"True ",
"The picture is definitely cubensis.",
"He is tearing it up today. I feel like this at least the third one I've stumbled into in the last hour.",
"*Haters wanna Hate*\n*Lovers wanna Love*\n*I don't even want*\n*None of the Above*",
"Was waiting for a shittymorph actually",
"This reminds me of my art project where I used Fifty Shades of Grey as my cumbox.",
"Name checks out",
"How do we know it’s not the same guy? The style seems very similar...",
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF MY CREDIT CARD",
"Yea just wasn't the same after. I still go back occasionally and look at my old grow logs from the archives.",
"Okay yours is better",
"This ain’t new.\nr/Shrooms sees this on the daily",
"Now I remember. He was on the old fanaticus forum.",
"1^8^8^5",
"The spine out thing was a dead giveaway. It just doesn't even make sense. How else are you supposed to maximize space saving and also see what the book title is?",
"Came here for the Shroomery reference\n\nRR",
"Seems more like golden teacher to me",
" I want some of what he's having. ",
"\"\"\"Art\"\"\" 😂",
"Off with your Collective Heads",
"Damn, I should have read your username first. You get an upvote good sir.",
"I mean it isn't a cannabinoid so it's not going to be the same.",
"I believed until the first sentence of the second paragraph. ",
"I wish you were my teacher.",
"I joined in high school in 2006. Long strange trip haha.",
"Have you seen the Italian live action film from the 70s? That was a fucked up movie.",
"Ya you're right they look pretty similar to me I don't have a super good eye for shrooms but it would also make more sense for it to be golden teacher since it's a book haha ",
"I could be wrong I am not an expert but you see the purple rings here http://sourceofspores.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pes-hawaiian-384x252.jpg\n\nI am used to them having these. They cannot fall of and originate I the head. Maybe only older mushrooms have them. ",
"Mlhlem",
"What's with the weird paint bowtie and eyes",
"The bra made me uncomfortable with all those mushrooms growing out of it but the rest wasn't too bad.",
"You don't think rabbits had holes before Lewis Carroll wrote about them?",
"You, stranger, may be onto something.",
"Yeesh, every time I try this I just get downvoted into non-existence. Maybe I just gotta stop trying this over at r/science",
"Username checks out.",
"Oh well, the composition of paper in common use changed in the early 1800s anyways.",
"XXX version with Dildodum and Dildoee?",
"Are we talking about penises again?",
"Username checks out!",
"Feed your head. ",
"That would make a very cool and trippy painting",
"This makes me sad",
"Only valid use",
"Wait so that wasn't true?.........I think my innocence was shattered",
"It says 1885 you phony",
"Is any of this shit true !!?",
"God, i fell for it two posts in a row. ",
"He's the new u/shittymorph minus whatever happened in nineteen ninety eight. ",
"He's in the old west, but he's alive!",
"Ohhhhhh I didn’t know their scientific name haha",
"I skimmed past that part. When I hit the last sentence I did a double take, went back and reread it more carefully, then cursed. 5/7 would be a gullible idiot again",
"Does it have to be? ",
"Cubensis precious? ",
"\"had fewer issues\"\n\n",
"Yeah, I’d never heard he scientific name of them before lol. I’ve never had them (I’m in Illinois). If anyone wants to send some to me though, feel free",
"I had to check if you were /u/shittymorph like 2 sentences in...",
"I mean they came from a cake so...\n\nSorta? :P",
"I don't think people talked about going down the rabbit hole before that, no",
"[I've always been partial to this one](http://bookshopblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/holy-mushroom-bible.jpg)",
"Careful, if you aggro those guys they hit like a truck.",
"It's bullshit.\n\nBut still funny.",
"Twice...",
"I was waiting for 3.50",
"I can't wait for the inevitable TIL thread of this.",
"Roger Rabbit",
"I started to think it was a shittymorph haha",
"Is it worse that I saw the pic and already knew whos project it was >.>",
"[Different but just as appropriate for those who've taken heroic doses](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/19/4e/c3194e07fd676c149dac35066a5527a9.jpg)",
"totally\n",
"How is a 7 month old account legend...?",
"A bullshit artist extraordinaire. Good sir, I will be calling you first upon my next run in with the police.",
"There is something wrong in my brain. I really thought I was learning something new and before I got to the end, I had a whole plan about how I was going to share my newfound information with my friends and family. I think I’ll keep this one between you, me and Reddit. Paper mushrooms. I’m so gullible :) ",
"r/iwanttobelieve",
"Always read the user name first!",
"I read somewhere that Lewis Carroll attributes the ideas from Alice in Wonderland (specifically changing sizes) to the affects of migraines. \n\nWhich makes complete sense. I often get weird visuals during migraine auras - especially resizing, where things appear to be infinitely growing or shrinking. I've actually wondered if I got unknowingly dosed before I clued in that I was about to get a migraine.",
"And one page to rule them all!",
"He also had mercury poisoning. Like a mad hatter.",
"I was expecting something about hell in a cell at the end. ",
"D.M.T. son. Amanita Muscaria's are responsible for religion. ",
"I’m getting some Polar Express vibes here, and I’m okay with that.",
"He's alive! Weird Science. Woo! Weeee-iii-rrd. ",
"Gat dang. ",
"Did you know that in the Bible.. they never actually tell you what the fruit of knowledge is.. they never tell you it is an apple..\n\nThe only description we get is that it comes from a plant that grows in the dark of the forest.. it could very well be a mushroom.\n",
"Relevant username",
"Thosr are also definitely psilocybin mushrooms",
"There's only one cap in the picture that has dropped its veil, in the upper middle. It's hard to say what color the resulting ring is.\n\nPsilocybin content is also a relevant factor, along with age as you've mentioned.\n\nWithout incriminating myself, the picture is 100% cubensis.",
"Psilocybin?",
"> Books left in the dark actually had less issues, as is the opposite you'd expect with fungus, but this is why we place books 'spine out' in book shelves - it's a habit that started back when if you left your book exposed, it would grow mushrooms.\n\nWait, we weren't just putting the books spine out to see which books they were?\n\nAll this time I've been stacking my shelves, and been able to see which books were which, and I never once realised it was because if I didn't mushrooms would grow on it.",
"I hate mushrooms and if I ever find anything like this I will fucking burn spray acid all over it.",
"A few years back I considering doing a home grow but never actually did it. This is making me really want to now",
"Well lets check if i know your cvv. What is it?",
"RR is a legend!",
"Do you believe in love after love?",
"[I feel like this fits a little better](https://files.shroomery.org/files/06-31/468839864--Bunny_006qa.jpg)",
"Ur mums birthday lawl",
"Ah fuck I’m uninitiated and believed it all till book worms",
"the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell??",
"I just make sure and tag him in RES. I know that eliminates half the \"fun\", but at least I know who immediately to ignore.",
"Try reading it with an Aesop Rock flow like from Commencement ",
"You squirmy little bastard, squeezed that pun right into the facts so well the n00be will never notice ",
"But it's a completely different chemical, to suggest that it has similar characteristics is just not an accurate statement.",
"420",
"Paging /r/mycology these look tasty can I eat them? ",
"Who cares? It's got to be one of the most printed books of all time. The world is no lesser for this copy being sacrificed for the sake of art.",
"From the thumbnail I thought this was going to be a woman in a lycra suit of some kind. Pleasantly surprised to see the cool shrooms. ",
"You have a future in the FBI!",
"Alright you convinced me. ",
"Mycelium requires no light to propagate and in most cases won’t propitiate very well in anything but complete darkness, but the actual pinhead formation requires some pretty specific conditions depending on the species. Usually a certain temperature, humidity, and light cycle is required for optimal pinhead formation and fruitbody growth.",
"This reminds me of a project one of my college professors undertook.\n\nHe and a friend decided to take a bunch of old books that were given to them to promote a library that was known for mostly carrying these old books. The way they decided to promote them was to grow mushrooms on the books. (Which they were told not to and did it anyway.\n\nThrough a process of coding and machinery they were able to take pictures of the pages the fungus had eaten, search those pages online via some code, find out what exact words the fungus had eaten away at, and then it would bot post to Twitter. It was called Ask the Fungus if i remember correctly, and currently the fungus is off.",
"The mycology is the powerhouse of the shroom.",
"Holy hell I thought I was learning something so awesome and couldn’t wait until I told other people to sound smart.. still might.. will try on girlfriend now ",
"/r/shroomers for growing",
"UNCO",
"Curiouser and curiouser.",
"Eww. This just reminded me about the cumbox. Fml...",
"> it wasn’t meant/bread for?\n\nWhen you're breeding something for specific traits, it basically *is* forcing it to evolve - it's also known as artificial selection, the companion term to natural selection.\n\nNo idea about these specific mushrooms though.",
"Different species, sure, but \"a cube is a cube\". They do vary a bit, but the genetics of fungi are really different from, say, weed.\n\nThere are not 'strains' of mushrooms. Each fruiting body makes a multitude of haploid spores which must find another and fuse to form a multi-nucleate mycelium. The genetics get really complicated but the upshot is that it's quite difficult to get 'true breeding' inbred lines. In comparison, it's usually trivial in plants to self pollinate.\nFor a little background, enjoy the wonderfully titled **The frequency of sex in fungi** https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5031624/\n\nThe exception here is stuff like the albino cubensis which is easy enough to select for visually, so can be easily distinguished. You can also propagate tissue and make reproducible 'strains' that way, but this is uncommon.",
"I knew the first line, because real recognizes real and versa vice",
"I want to believe.",
"*whose",
"There are also theories that Carroll, whose real name was Dobson, actually wrote the book as a protest against non-Euclidean mathematics and stuff like imaginary and irrational numbers. He was an Oxford math professor at the time. NPR has published an article about this.",
"RR lookin good tbh. He was always some grey old dude in my mind.",
"However, the mushrooms pictured are Psilocybe Cubensis, which most certainly to have hallucinogenic properties.",
"That'd be a bunch of mushrooms",
"I stopped at \"that's why we put books with their spines facing out\". \nIt's not like we want to read what book it is from the spines",
"Huh...so now I know about book mushrooms...thanks!",
"Not sure. I saw a live action film with the jabberwocky chasing Alice through mirrors. It lead my child mind to the conclusion it could come through the TV screen as well.",
"Looks like Quellcrist Falconer's book. (From Altered Carbon)\n",
"You realize your \"source\" evaluates different species of Psilocybe genus (which many mycologist argue against its classification validity) whereas the comment above you argues validity of the claims regarding different strains of a single species. As much as I disagrees with his understanding of the term \"strain\", he is making quiet a valid point while your argument contributes nothing to this topic.",
"Indeed",
"COINCIDENCE???",
"It's like burning a $10 bill for art. It's lame.",
"> I'm not saying Tryptamines have the same effects as cannabinoids.\n\nThat's not the point I'm bringing up either, like at all. I'm saying they're not necessarily analogues and I'm doubtful you could compare them.",
"[“I still believe!”](https://media.giphy.com/media/IzemcZRcwzXJ6/giphy.gif)",
"I don't know quite what I expected, but it was not that.\n\nOn an unrelated note, are those eyes actually spore prints?\n",
"See the only reason I thought they were penis envy is because my uh .. *friend* just recently was successful in their first batch and I watched them go through the struggles of getting it down and eventually harvesting and man, once they fruit it's like they go from little pinners to totally massive bad boys within a few days and it really doesn't cost all that much to get all the supplies and shoot, if you're just wanted to do it for yourself you could just grow them in a mason jar easy peasy, my *friend* had been saying for years that he wanted to grow his own and seeing his face light up over the days when they started fruiting really made all that struggle worth it in the end, and lots of groups online to help you along the way! ",
"He’s been eating too many book shrooms",
"Oh but he did. 98 I believe, could’ve been 1898 I suppose",
"So *that’s* how Discovery jumped to another universe!",
"r/shrooms",
"Except those are very obviously cubensis. Not really mistakable. ",
"One index to find them\n\nOne hardcover to bring them all\n\nAnd in the book spine bind them.",
"This guy is cracking me up. ",
"Pretty sure Carroll was inspired by Amanita Muscaria, not psilocybin mushrooms. Amanitas are the red capped mushrooms with white spots, like the ones you see in Mario (hence the common theme of growing and shrinking in size, a well known hallucinatory effect of A. Muscaria)",
"I hate that theory. It’s just people finding an explanation when there doesn’t always need to be. It’s as true as much as it isn’t true. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-19254839\n\nTL;DR The “drugs theory” was from the drug induced 60s. And Lewis Carroll may have been a pedophile.",
"If you dig around he also grew them on a bra and put it on for a picture with a paper plate rabbit rabbit mask and also international currency. It was apparently an exercise in proving it can grow on anything and he can get weird\n\nEdit: someone else posted the bra picture",
"There was Mikado and Bellwood, waiting on will Eaton. Doane and Strauss their music's on the gramaphone. Her two kids in high school just came down with polio, but she's still preoccupied with 18, 18, 1885.",
"Link? ",
"Do wut now?",
"Saving this image. Thx",
"At least this didn’t end with something something “hell in a cell”! 🤣",
"I love everything about this comment. Like two different TIL’s and a witty joke to end it. Bravo.",
"For me it was the thing about having the spine out, I don't think printing title/author on the edges of paper was a good way of going about labelling",
"Pretty sure it was in the top of all time for a while. Might still be\n\nEdit: It's still there, but it's like 20 posts down.",
"Bastard.... lol",
"cos ur prolly gay",
"seriously, this is the stuff of nightmares",
"The guy is a total douche canoe, but he knows his shit with mushrooms.",
"4real, I hate this stupid ‘gotcha!’ Meme",
"At least he didn't somehow work Mankind getting thrown off hell in a cell or jumper cables in at the end.",
"Yeah, same. Especially that University of Eastern Colorado dorm where absolutely everything is covered in cordyceps, yikes.",
"These will also have that ring once the caps open up. ",
"Cubensis4lyfe",
"i love this",
"Mother. Fucker. ",
"TIL where \"my Dog ate my homework\" born",
"Which one are you referring to?\n",
"Ffs this is the third comment of yours that I’ve seen where I was utterly fascinated by the “facts” you were writing and didn’t bother to check the username. Well played sir, well played.",
"Vile. ",
"Those mushrooms do look like true psilocybe cubensis (magic mushrooms) which leads me to believe the book was innoculated somehow.",
"The guy who wrote was a pedophile. Good book. But pedophile. ",
"Maybe you have but you forgot because of the shrooms",
"If you're really interested and strong of psyche, get a hold of Alice, by Jan svankmajer. It's quite a film yo experience. If you have trouble, I'm sure I can help you out if you send me a pm, as long as you already have a legal copy.",
"Anyone who recognizes those shooms knows they're perfectly safe to eat, although things may get weird.",
"r/needsmoreshittymorph ",
"Skwisgaar?",
"These look astoundingly like hallucinogenic mushrooms and I can’t find any research on these so called “paper mushrooms”. That coupled with the fact that regular mushrooms can grow on books makes me 80% sure your full of shiitake. ",
"Yep, I have a uh friend that has done all his research. He even might still have some jars laying around. It’s just too bad it’s illegal to grow in the US. I might have to find some place to order some spores to study under my nifty microscope, seems like some fascinating stuff!",
"It's the active ingredient in magic mushrooms. There is probably another name for the actual mushrooms.",
"Similar to [this book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sacred_Mushroom_and_the_Cross) by John Allegro",
"And my axe!",
"When Flat Hand Henderson threw Davey the bear tamer off the roof, and dropped 4 paces through a wagon bed.",
"It seems like spores aren't too hard to get ones hands on, I wish the best of luck to you and your future endeavor! Just recently was reading a thread on here about trying new things as often as possible before the years fly by and you look back with regret so I really hope you give it a try!",
"Me too!!",
"Right? Tell that to these people: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/inspiration-books-turned-in-92390",
"#NINETEEN NINETY EIGHT#",
"Or _brooms_, if you will.",
"I fucking *believed* you! I told my *family*!",
"You should believe him his name is guy with real facts. ",
"RogerRabbit ",
"Any sources on these alkaloids and tryptamines that affect the trip? Because all of the real science done has proven that there is no difference between the different varieties of mushroom. They all produce the same few chemicals that make us trip, it absolutely is nothing like marijuana and the different highs you get. \n\nAgain, it is all in your head. A cube is a cube.",
"He probably wouldn't be such a douche if the world of mycology wasn't so misunderstood and psychedelics weren't illegal",
"Yeah I just have no idea how would be able to tell which breeds r more successful, so you’d probably need a whole lab",
"M’cology",
"Always wanted to try them. Without cultivating your own, cubes are the only species commonly available in the underground of the northeast US. \n\nI've heard that although psilocybin turns to psilocin when metabolized, the difference in initial alkaloid content could explain why the come up and 'character' of it seems so different to people from cubensis. I believe liberty caps contain the most baeosystin of any other species. \n\nIt hasn't been determined whether or not baeosystin levels have an impact on the experience. However, given that people tend to have so many different things to say between species and strains I wouldn't be surprised if differing ratios of baeosystin and psilocybin/psilocin were somewhat responsible. \n\nWhat I also have found interesting is the descriptions of lib caps being more 'earthy'. I tend to find most cubensis strains to be sort of 'outer-spacey' or 'other-dimensional' at higher doses. \n\nI've also heard time and time again from trippers (myself included) that cubensis gives lots of patterning and imagery reminiscent of meshika/aztec/mayan/meso-american styled artwork and architecture. What fascinates me is that cubensis would have been one of the strains growing in that area during the height of these cultures.\n\nWith Lib caps, I've heard that they are filled with the motifs of European style magic and paganism. The visions tend more towards landscapes of rivers, valleys, forests, elemental creatures, and magical symbolism and connection.\n\nThis is all anectdotal, but, I love to imagine that the different mushrooms sort of helped form those people's different mystical and artistic styles. And/or they may have been influenced themselves by the different peoples who used them. Absorbing the collective mystical and aesthetic zeitgeist of the people in the area they grew.\n\nMushrooms are cool. ",
"Username checks out",
"I actually scrolled back up halfway through to check, lol",
"Many there don't want to seem like \"druggies\" and have a much more buckled down straight laced attitude toward mycology. Beats me as to why. It's great for IDs on non-active species though and the pictures there can be breathtaking. \n\nYou'd think the active species would be celebrated as the most interesting and meaningful of the whole much. There's always r/shrooms and r/shroomers for advice related to active species. They know what's good.",
"That's cool, but you are... WRONG.",
"Nice cubies ",
"Those are cubensis and most certainly hallucinogenic",
"Having cultivated mushrooms for almost a decade, it would seem that you haven’t done all your homework. \n\nI do care about this topic, yes I have eaten mushrooms, and have also grown plenty, just as well as you have. \n\nYou say that this “theory” is endorsed by “just about everyone that has tried different kinds of mushrooms”. 1: many people who try these different “kinds” of mushrooms feel they are having different trips based off of them being somehow different just because it’s a different “strain”.. the fact is that every single trip from psilocybin ***IS*** completely different in a lot of ways. Almost all trips are! That’s the beauty! 2: these people generally are not trying different ***kinds*** of mushrooms. And what we are talking about here are not different **kinds**, but the same species just a different variety. They are eating the same exact species. Psilocybe *cubensis*.. the only thing trip-wise that one cube differs from any other cube is potency level. They do NOT contain different alkaloids. You are 100% incorrect on that. Now if we are talking about differences between a Psilocybe cubensis and Psilocybe semilanceata or P. cyanescens or P. azurescens then yeah, these are different *species* and will be different... or when comparing a cube and something like panaeolus cinctulus or even Amanita muscaria which are both of different genus. 3: if you ask any mycologist or any respected member of any grow forum(some of which are mycologists and many of which might as well be with all the research) about this you will get the same or similar response. \n\nI’m not trying to be mean. But you are spreading misinformation. The fact of the matter is that a cube is a cube, trip wise. It’s psilocybin. Many psilocybin trips are going to be different. Even a trip from a monoculture will be different each time. Saying one “strain” feels one way and other fees another just because they are different “strains” is ludicrous. It’s in your head and happening because of how you associate things. And that’s alright. But let’s not spread misinformation when we learn. \n\nEdit - and yes, as the other fellow has mentioned, all this research has been done before. So if you have any evidence of the contrary then I would be willing t listen. If it weren’t so late(and I weren’t just typing this while getting up from sleep to use the bathroom) I would search for some of these findings to provide sources. If I remember I will get to it in the morning. ",
"eww",
"You are my favourite part of Reddit",
"For small values of eight, both years evaluate to the same value (particularly so when using JavaScript, as the Reddit website does).",
"Fits the Jefferson Airplane version especially. .",
"That makes me want to vomit. \n\nI have a fear of molds and fungus.",
"Ugh even if you are right you are an impossible read man. You gotta tone that shit down a notch, you writing is fucking unbearable ",
"I gotta read it fully to the end without checking the user. It’s a game and I like to play it. ",
"Well whatever it is that's 'in his head' that makes him distinguish these from other cubes is strong stuff. I know perfectly well that psilocybin is psilocybin and the main difference between different varieties is potency and ratios of psilocybin and psilocin (all metabolized as psilocin). \n\nAll that aside, I find the persistence of the 'differences' between strains expressed anecdotally to be really fascinating and somewhat worth looking into. Even if it's just from a psychological level, because these anecdotal descriptions are widespread and sometimes surprisingly consistent. \n\nWith tripping mushrooms, it could safely be said that what's 'in your head' has as much or more to do with shaping your experience as the dosage or species/variety. If you are expecting a particular effect based on prior experience or hearsay, that can still have an enormous impact on what you actually experience. It ties into the whole set and setting discussion. To completely dismiss anecdotes of psychedelic experiences as being unworthy of consideration seems to misunderstand exactly what these things are and what they can do.\n\nAll that being said, great info on 'strains'. You've got the science angle down. I know you're just educating people on the science, which is a noble and necessary thing to do. However, there is much more that needs to go into understanding and considering these experiences than the 'facts of the matter', so to speak. \n\nIf you were a moderately trusting and suggestible person who'd never taken mushrooms before and your best friend gave you some and told you that the strain was famous for being \"easy-going, gentle, happy, wise, and filled with light\", and that they personally can vouch for it, I can guarantee that will have almost as meaningful an impact on the nature of the trip as the dose (up to a point). \n\nI just wanted to illuminate that facet of tripping to people reading. What's in your head matters because that is precisely what the effects of psilocybin alter. I personally don't like taking mushrooms from a batch that gave my friends \"bad trips\" (difficult is a better adjective), because, although I know it's the same stuff materially, it is no longer the same psycho-socially to me. I'm only superstitious when considering tripping. That's because each and every time it seems to give me reasons to be. Luckily coming down brings you back to normal levels of superstition/suggestibility and sound rational thinking (if you had that to begin with).",
"> there is no difference between the different varieties of mushroom. \n \nWrong. \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_semilanceata \n \n> psilocybin, psilocin and baeocystin. \n\n",
"After my run in with my lord Hermaeus Mora's black books, I ain't reading that particular book.",
"Music knowledge incomplete, tried reading with Robot Rock flow.\n\nModerate success.",
">they all produce the same few chemicals that make us trip\n\nDid you not read my comment? ",
"\"Alice\"?",
"Stropharia Cubensis?",
" > They are eating the same exact species. Psilocybe cubensis. \n \nWrong. \n \n> It's psilocybin \n \nWrong. \n \n \n https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_semilanceata\n \n \n> psilocybin, psilocin and baeocystin. \n\nThe proportions of these vary. Like the proportions of THC, CBD and CBN in differents strains of cannabis. \n \n \nMore species: \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panaeolus \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_mexicana \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_tampanensis \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_atlantis \n \n> Psilocybe atlantis is a rare psychedelic mushroom that contains psilocybin and psilocin as ***main active compounds.*** \n \n \nEtc. etc. \n \nAlso, Psilocybin is a tryptamine compound. Tryptamine is an alkaloid. \n \n \n\n",
"There are many different strains of cubensis and they vary quite a bit in looks.",
"That bush parted the seas man!",
"> there is no difference between the different varieties of mushroom \n \nBut there is. The trip is different because of the proportions. \n \n> absolutely is nothing like marijuana and the different highs you get. \n \nWrong. Some give you more of a visual fuck, while some give you more of a mindfuck to begin with. \n \n> Did you not read my comment \n \nThe irony of you completely ignoring the first half of my comment. \n \n> A cube is a cube.\n \nThey are not all cubes. There are plenty of different species. \n \n> Any sources on these alkaloids and tryptamines that affect the trip?\n \nPsilocybin is a tryptamine compound. Tryptamine is an alkaloid. ",
"Not enough undertaker.",
"I started expecting the Undertaker to pop up when I was halfway through that.",
"Also applicable to the bible.",
"Oh goddammit it I fell for it again. Can't stop giggling over this and it's your fault!",
"Im disgusted but i also like it",
"Those sure look like B+ or maybe Pink Buffalo to me. ",
"He's not. \n \nCheck my comment below yours. ",
"Hmmm mushroom cap, Toad where is the princess",
"I know he is wrong just from first hand experience and common sense. I hate when people write so wordy and matter of fact when they are full of shit, it drives me crazy",
"Not really....\n\nMost cubes look similar, but this is mostly pins and clearly a first flush. Actually it's clearly before the first full flush because they wanted to preserve the medium. Harvesting now would be stupid.\n\nThe medium makes it really hard to call a strain. So I can't sy your wrong, but that I certainly can't tell.",
"Haha! True facts because reasons! ",
"A true Takashi Yamazaki. You are befitting the name",
"And the books that mother gives you don't teach anything at all",
"He is talking out his arse, fyi. \n \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8nwt/this_just_seems_very_fitting/dtz1vf9/",
"she doesnt eat mushrooms in the book either",
"It is...time to stop now, Mac?",
"Those mushrooms are called Golden Teachers, and also happen to be part of the psilocybin (psychoactive) family of fungi. How iconic :)",
"i am good with the cyber ",
"Yep! Golden Teachers to be exact, and it may be possible (though very unlikely) that they grew on the book, but Golden Teachers are known for thriving in less than adequite conditions.",
"This is the most beutifull thing I've ever seen \n",
"Ya got me! I thought you were the smartest person I’d ever seen. I’m gonna tell that to people now lol",
"Never tried LSD, shrooms saved my life",
"What happened in nineteen ninety eight? ",
"P. Barnes",
"> Books left in the dark actually had less issues, as is the opposite you'd expect with fungus, but this is why we place books 'spine out' in book shelves - it's a habit that started back when if you left your book exposed, it would grow mushrooms.\n\nWe leave the spines facing out so that we can read the titles.\n\n> The excuse was popular among school children \"My book grew mushrooms\" when they didn't do their homework, which lead to \"My dog ate my book mushrooms\" when questioned about why the book looked fine, and that ultimately morphed into \"My Dog ate my Homework\".\n\nHahaha",
"Keep going and you will reach /u/papaya_dreaming level ;)",
"I thought it was a work of art. It's beautiful. TIL book mushrooms are real and not art.",
"HA! I was going to say that looks like a RR grow. He grew on toilet paper and once in a bra for some reason. Hello shroomery peeps in reddit land.",
"Soak it in a nutrient solution that either already has spores or, preferably, a culture in it. Sort of similar to how you mix your agar solution. Brings back the memories. I still have my 2x2x2ft hepa filtered laminar flow unit, but I re-purposed the squirrel cage blower to dry my floors after a bad leak.",
"At first glance I actually thought it was the bible, I was like \"yeah it makes sense, it's full of rot\"",
"wanna fight irl?",
"Magic",
"Appropos",
"This is one line of thinking. I disagree. Having had access to several strains and many friends to enjoy them with I can say with 100% anecdotal certainty that different strains affect people differently and similarly. 3 people taking the same strain having super visual trips vs super philosophical trips etc. 4 people, 2 eat one strain 2 eat another strain and both groups report sharing the same type of trip. You can’t really provide any science to account for that just like you can’t provide any science to why DMT is eres often report meeting the same beings on their trip. ",
"Also cubes contain both psilocyn and psilocybin. The psilocyn takes effect much faster while your stomach acid dephosphorilates the psilocybin. Perhaps these different ratios can also play a role in psychedelic experience. ",
"I wouldn’t touch that ",
"First - I know they contain all three, with mainly containing psilocybin and to a lesser extent psilocin, which the psilocybin eventually is processed into when ingested. I woke up to respond so wanted to get back to sleep, so I didn’t think it was necessary to give info on all three, but you are 100% correct that they do contain all three with varying amounts. \n\nThe anecdotal evidence that them having different amounts of all three and that playing a bigger role in how a trip feels is purely anecdotal. But let me be clear, of course a different chemical is going to feel different to another chemical. \n\nBut what we are talking about here is people taking a cube and saying “oh this strain feels all earthy and beautiful” and then taking another cube which has different amounts of all three (HOWEVER the differing amounts are of small difference) but with this cube they will say “oh well *this* one feels more hateful and demonic”. When it’s all bullshit. \n\nAlso, I was not wrong about them being he same species. “Golden teacher” is the same **species** as B+ is the same ***SPECIES*** as every other cubensis. If you not read that I did go into how there ARE other species of psychedelic mushroom, which people do also cultivate and eat. But what we are talking about here are all P. cubensis. \n\nAll of those different species you listed are just that - different species. But all of these strains that we have all been discussing are of the same species. P. cubensis. ",
"> feels\n\nGood for you. \n \n \n> taking a cube \n \nMuh cube! Again, cubensis is not the only psilocybin mushroom. \n \n\n> “Golden teacher”\n \nAgain, golden teachers are not the only ones either. \n \nYou are trying to fight a red herring now. \n \nThat's not what he said, you said and what I responded to. \n \n> over a dozen strains \n \nWhat makes you think he only means cubensis? ",
"I started thinking this is fascinating. This guy is giving me a free lesson in something. Little did I know I was just getting schooled. Should have known, coming from a GuyWithRealFacts.",
">Muh cube! Again, cubensis is not the only psilocybin mushroom.\n\nDude.. what is wrong with you? I literally just said that. However, cubensis and all of its different varieties were exactly what we all were talking about. It seems you misunderstand something about what him and I and everyone else have been saying. \n\n>Golden Teacher.. Red herring... makes you think he only meant cubensis\n\nUmm this is exactly what he and I said and what you responded to. I honestly don’t know what the hell you read, and what you *thought* you responded to but he mentioned Golden teacher gave him a different and specific feeing over all other “strains” - which when people say strain, they are usually referring to the different *varieties* of P. cubensis. So I started taking of what different strains really are and blah blah.. I did mention different species, and clearly said that those ***are*** going to be different because they are different species. \n\nI really don’t get where you’re getting lost. But I have to go to work. So I’m done with this. Have a good day =]",
"http://yestervid.com/was-lewis-carroll-on-drugs-when-he-wrote-alice-in-wonderland/",
"Do you want me to be?",
"Those aren't even the right type of mushrooms.",
"So you're sitting here admitting that there are in fact genetic variants delineated by distinct traits, but for some reason you don't think that satisfies every single criterion for being a strain? That's the whole reason why the word exists in the first place...",
"No I just don’t like the word strain because I think it confuses some people. People hear strain and start thinking it is a different species when it’s not. \n\nA human with the mutation that gives dwarfism isn’t a different species than his brother who didn’t have the mutation. ",
"No sources, and you just say I'm wrong without stating facts. Congrats this isn't science",
"This makes me feel so uncomfortable ",
"I with the photo was from a better angel though ",
"I'm sorry, she's in another castle",
"Yeah I believe that's what it is called. ",
"Nope!",
"At least judging from the Disney version of Alice it's pretty obvious it wasn't magic mushrooms. Mushrooms are too mild. He was clearly tripping balls on acid.",
"A fitting substrate for the food of the gods. Feed your head~",
"You still hear the bell?",
"Damn it, thought i had the right one",
"Any book toxicology experts / myco-nutritionists out there wanna tell us how dangerous it would be to eat cubensis off a book?",
"Please tell me it's fake so I can appreciate its athstetic and not feel like I'm about to vomit",
"moldy tome",
"The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell; he plummeted sixteen feet and landed on the announcers' table.",
"Damn, you’re a good bullshitter. You should be in sales ",
">EIGHTEEN EIGHTY FIVE\n\n\"That's a VERY interesting story future boy, but there's one little thing that doesn't make sense! If the me of the future is now in the past... How could you possibly know about it?\"",
"LOL. Check out the reddit \"scientist\" over here. \n \nAlso, I post a sources. Look up, speng. \n \nAlso, I'm not here to spoonfeed you. You can go on thinking whatever you want, champ. Nobody gives a shit. ",
"yes. very high rate of mutations and evolution to local pressures.\n",
"So far so good, no sign of him yet. ",
"Ohhh he is here he’s just waiting for you to let your guard down.",
"👀😳"
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"This is my dream. ",
"...uh...",
"Yes! There's one in my town in uk. Would love to have it!",
"Also one in Tennessee\nMaybe I'll go take a pic one day. "
] | 4 |
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Life finds a way...
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/r/pics/comments/7w8pjm/leo_and_markor_harry_and_lloyd/
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"/u/pm_me_judge_reinhold, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/pm_me_judge_reinhold&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8pjm/leo_and_markor_harry_and_lloyd/?context=10\\))",
"Hi thanks for letting me know. My title wasn't actually asking for information. It was supposed to be funny. Can I resubmit under a different title?",
"Absolutely. "
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Leo and Mark....or Harry and Lloyd?
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/r/pics/comments/7w8pnt/beautiful_weather_in_the_canaries_at_the_moment/
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[
"Is that a Jeep?",
"After someone casted frost on it apparently.",
"The jeep grabbed aggro, so it ice blocked. C'mon tank! "
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Beautiful weather in the Canaries at the moment
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/r/pics/comments/7w8r86/coworker_cut_off_part_of_his_thumb_today/
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[
"I don't see it",
"NSFW",
"Damn I bet that hurt. What caused it? ",
"The tiny thumbnail made it look like your co-worker was holding a tropickle and I thought it was a joke, which is why I clicked the post. I am disappointed. ",
"That’s a good little ouchy ",
"/u/Rjmiller416, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule II - No gore or other NSFL content.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Rjmiller416&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8r86/coworker_cut_off_part_of_his_thumb_today/?context=10\\))"
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Co-worker cut off part of his thumb today.
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/r/pics/comments/7w8rpe/seems_like_people_might_enjoy_some_photos_of_ship/
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[
"Ship life scares me",
"I've always wanted to spend months out at sea. But alas, being in a wheelchair would make it extremely difficult. So I shall live through you, my maritime idol! Keep the photos coming!",
"aww noo it's incredible and only slightly terrifying haha ",
"Oh wow!! It certainly would be difficult with wheels, but not impossible!! ",
"Absolute nothingness for thousands of miles... that’s a no no "
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Seems like people might enjoy some photos of Ship Life!
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/r/pics/comments/7w8udi/another_season_on_the_lake/
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"Another cool shot!",
"Thank you!! :) I'm post lots more! I'm so glad someone appreciates them!!",
"😁"
] | 3 |
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Another Season on the Lake
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/r/pics/comments/7w8uvx/somewhat_new_to_reddit_is_this_how_karma_works/
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[
"No",
"Well then please enlighten me professor",
"Yes. Post this on every sub and karma will occur.",
"Bend over and I’ll show you",
"/u/CouchKill, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for votes. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/CouchKill&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w8uvx/somewhat_new_to_reddit_is_this_how_karma_works/?context=10\\))"
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Somewhat new to Reddit. Is this how karma works?
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/r/pics/comments/7w8y5k/alice_in_wonderland/
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"Will those mushrooms make me grow or shrink?",
"I think your size will be the last thing you’ll be wondering if you ate those. ",
"Fitting"
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Alice in Wonderland
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/r/pics/comments/7w8zpp/finally_added_pins_of_our_travels_to_our_globe_map/
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[
"Do put a pin in each city or capital of state/country?",
"Greetings from Las Vegas! Hope you didn’t pay too much of our taxes ",
"We do our best to find the city itself. This map isn’t exactly accurate though. Haha",
"Greetings! We didn’t! "
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Finally added pins of our travels to our globe map.
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/r/pics/comments/7w93p0/someone_had_a_bad_day/
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[
"This was a learning experience for some dumbass parent to not let the kid ride on the bottom part of the buggy.",
"Meh, fuck em. If they didn't learn this time they're hopeless anyway.",
"When some people say they will snatch you baldheaded, they *mean it*!!"
] | 3 |
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Someone had a bad day
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/r/pics/comments/7w95a5/its_happening/
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"I hope they see this",
"/u/omgtehvampire, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/omgtehvampire&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w95a5/its_happening/?context=10\\))",
"These are from 2013.."
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It’s happening!
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/r/pics/comments/7w96ji/driftwood/
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[
"Bullshit. That's a rhinoceros!",
"I would pay good money to have one of these in my house.",
"If you ask me, this piece of wood only LOOKS like it believes in fiscal conservatism and reduced government. ",
"There is no banana in this. How do we know this thing isn't microscopic",
"Horny bitch!",
"Too bad that is the only one left\n",
"AKA Zatarra",
"There are apples in Antarctica.",
"[Here kids.](https://i.imgur.com/WvdML3W.gif)",
"I must own this!!",
"It's all Drumpf's fault!",
"That's fucking bad ass",
"You need to use a hard hitting Hammer or Gunlance for this one. I think found in Ancient Forest. ",
"At what point do you look at a ton of driftwood and think \"I can make a rhino out of that\" ",
"They ask that now if they’ve never seen a rhinoceros.",
"was thinking the same thing.",
"I'm having really strong \"james and the giant peach\" flashbacks all of a sudden",
"Came here for this, thank you. ",
"All those other sculptures are about to get rhinOWNED",
"Interesting thing about this is it will probably still be around long after we kill the very last rhino to make boner powder. Art is neat. ",
"R/aquariums ",
"Do your worst.",
"Bullshit. That's a marowak!",
"Who is the artist?",
"All I can find...\n\n> This Rhino sculpture, driftwood art, was created by a talented artist residing in South Africa. He finds inspiration for his imaginative artworks from nature, which shows in both the subjects he chooses and the materials with which he constructs his sculptures. He started creating these African art decorative driftwood sculptures several years ago, using his extensive collection of found driftwood sourced from dry river beds, dams and farms in his area.",
"He looks petrified",
"[Source](https://www.phasesafrica.com/portfolio-items/rhino-sculpture%E2%94%82driftwood-art/)\n\n> This Rhino sculpture, driftwood art, was created by a talented artist residing in South Africa. He finds inspiration for his imaginative artworks from nature, which shows in both the subjects he chooses and the materials with which he constructs his sculptures. He started creating these African art decorative driftwood sculptures several years ago, using his extensive collection of found driftwood sourced from dry river beds, dams and farms in his area.\n\nJust over a metre long.",
"extra curvy",
"That's fantastic art. Hope he sells. I would buy.",
"Winner",
"Just saying, and I may be completely wrong, but unless you find a name and can prove it... that rhino looks small, like the backdrop just doesn’t look very big to me. And the texture is weird for the “wood”. And the legs are a little to perfect.\n\nI think that’s plasticine like sculpey, sculpted and painted to look like drift wood. I also think it’s no bigger than a football.",
"[I linked a link...](https://www.phasesafrica.com/portfolio-items/rhino-sculpture%E2%94%82driftwood-art/)",
"Not if I buy it first. :)",
"The less creative and artistic people like us will never know.",
"Wild that nature made that.",
"Moments later, it was shot by poachers that thought they could sell the horns.",
"? You’re stupid.",
"Bullshit. That's a Rhyhorn!",
"There is a guy in British Columbia that makes these- Alex Witcombe\nhttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-artist-turns-heads-with-driftwood-creations-1.3860872",
"\"It's not fat , I'm big boned\"",
"Rhyhorn is Finkle...",
"Finkle is Rhyhorn",
"Bullshit. Derivative.",
"Yes?",
"What a cute puppy!",
"I bet it was just one of those pieces of wood that seemed perfect for a rhino, and the artist filled in the rest. I wonder which piece it was ",
"Me too. It's wonderful.",
"Yeah I've been playing too much monster hunter too. First thought was fighting it.",
"Good Comment ",
"Came here to say this. Beat me to it, have an upvote.",
"Second semester of Junior year",
"Sounds fearsome",
"For I will do mine ",
"How much wood?",
"How do you get them to stick together? Simple glue, magic, or something else???",
"Cuz it’s awesome.",
"Wait did I miss the memo of a new Pokemon joke?",
"I shall call him \"zatara\"",
"Looks like the work of Tony Fredriksson [[OpenSkyWoodArt](http://openskywoodart.com/)",
"If Kimimaro had a Patronus.",
"Is \"good money\" ~ $2000 USD?\n\n[This piece by Tony Fredriksson](http://discovermyart.com/product/driftwood-rhino/) appears to have sold for 25,000 South African rand.",
"Crazy how nature make dat",
"How much?",
"There’s a local artist from my town that does these (not this one), but massive driftwood exhibits. They’re scattered along the beach for the public. Check him out on Facebook. “Driftwood Creations” from Campbell River, BC",
"It's a bit over 43 inches long. It looks weird because it has had its background deleted and some digital background added.",
"Damn nature, you scary.",
"Live like a rhino, not like a cow",
"Horizon?",
"[James Doran Webb is good too!](http://www.jamesdoranwebb.com/artist/fullscaledriftwoodsculptures.php)",
"Look at the photo very closelyand consider what an artistic feat it would have been to sculpey-fy that thing to look so perfectly driftwooden...",
"Look at the photo very closelyand consider what an artistic feat it would have been to sculpey-fy that thing to look so perfectly driftwooden...",
"They dont just find it like that?",
"That eye piece for sure",
"We should start faking Rhino horns out of drift wood and flooding the illegal trade market with wood. \n\nIt sounds like a really bad idea and a really good idea. \n\nI feel like it could make the search for real rhino horn useless and also extremely sought after. If done right... we could essentially make it so difficult to get real rhino horn in places like China and some other countries tries that they opt out for artificial stuff. Like their own finger nails... \n\nIdk kinda crazy and stupid but hey. If it worked...maybe it wouldn’t be stupid? Idk.",
"I’d love to be the kind of person who sees some driftwood and goes, “I’m gonna make a rhino out of that” and actually does it, but sadly I am not.",
"That’s what I was thinking too ",
"Where are the seashells and burlap?",
"when wood drifts long enough this happens",
"Does anyone know if this is the same artist that does the driftwood horses? ",
"Pineoceros ",
"Ikr like what are the odds ",
"Could be classified as a Pokemon ",
"I would think it is a rock/grass type.",
"Beautifully made and the details are brilliant! Folks over at /r/mostbeautiful might enjoy this too.",
"Thanks, x-posted. I wasn't aware of that sub :)",
"It's great! ",
"Cheers!",
"Zetara",
"And how big does that pile have to be before you can assemble all the pieces for something like this?",
"I'd think about it, probably need to see it in person. Rhinos have been my favorite animals since I was little. I'm not much for art in general, but a bigass unique rhino sculpture like that? I'd love it. ",
"So dooooppe",
"Holy crap that’s cool ",
"Sad to think how close we are to rhinos being completely extinct ",
"Gives me Horizon: Zero Dawn vibes.",
"> I would pay good money to have one of these in my aquarium.\n\nFTFY",
"This is awesome!",
"This curvy driftwood reminds me that I haven't jerked off in a while",
"Same! When asked why rhinos are my favorite I usually tell them \"Rhinos are generally peaceful, playful animals. Like cows, they have best friends. They're herbivores, so they don't hurt anything to for food. They even have little birds chill on their backs. BUT if you, or anything fucks with them, their friends, or their family, they will charge, and there is NOTHING that can stop a charging, pissed off Rhino (without the aid of bullets or tranquilizers)\"",
"Looks so real ",
"“I wonder if you know, how they drift in Soletho”",
"It's really amazing that it was able to just get worn down like that from the waves. What are the odds? Sort of looks like a rhinoceros",
"Driftoceros. ",
"Deborah Butterfield made a very solid career as a hack artist making similar work.",
"\"Zatarra\"",
"What are the odds it would wash up like that!",
"Bicentennial Man's at it again...",
"Whoa there Bicentennial Man",
"A local in my town does art like this. I wouldn't be surprised if this is his. He is known around the world for his art.",
"this will likely survive the last real rhinoceros ",
"Horrifyingly beautiful",
"I have, easily, millions of dollars worth of that crap floating down the James River past my home right now! I’m going to be rich.",
"Damn! Beat me to it lol",
"Why do you call her a hack artist?",
"Chance Orb it. ",
"[Rachins was Finkelstein](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0705118/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t5)",
"I wonder what piece of wood made the artist think, ‘hey, I could make a god damn rhino if I get the rest of the pieces’. ",
"oooh, extra curvy rhino porn.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5gaKQsnw",
"And you really didn't think it would happen. \nBut it really is the end of the line. \nSo I'm sorry that you've turned to driftwood.\nBut you've been drifting for a long, long time",
"I was meant to say that.",
"Had the exact same thought.",
"r/bossfight",
"So cool! Would you use a log as the base or is it just hollow?",
"<3",
"🙃",
"Am I the only one who thinks this looks a bit creepy?",
"That’s a lot of rhinos. ",
"they aint bigass, theyre rather small",
"Seems like Tailon is going to ride this thing to fight that Balrog",
"I think thats fair. I dont have that kind of spare cash but if you compare it to similar pieces that seems like a good price",
"Your horn is digging into my hip. ",
"Rhinocerousshit! That’s a bull.",
"**Ohhh yeaahh baby my horn is digging into those sweet hips those pussy flaps feel so good when I'm thrusting in and out of you and slamming into your cervix and getting** ***DEEP*** **inside those hips taking you to pound town baby it feel so good when I'm humpin' the shit outta that pussy baby kissing with my tongue down your throat feeling those perky tiddies and then slowly getting more and more intense until I rip it out and blow my load all over those chesticles!**",
"Zatarra!",
"...that’s what she said?",
"Double damnit. Just spent 5 mins trying to find the right way to spell Zatarra.",
"I agree! I think it's a very fair, or even pretty competitive, price for the artistry.",
"Now thats something I would pay lots of money for",
"ThAt feels pretty reasonable actually, how big is it? "
] | 146 |
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Driftwood
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/r/pics/comments/7w98h9/ordered_some_shoes_from_china_they_are_a_few/
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[
"They’ll stretch... /s",
"Looks like they will fit the dog.",
"Your dog looks like it's next in line to try them on",
"Plot twist, OP is doggo",
"Is that a greyhound paw?",
"Came here to ask this as well."
] | 8 |
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Ordered some shoes from China, they are a few sizes too small
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/r/pics/comments/7w997m/my_bulldozer_costume_for_a_jungle_themed_party_a/
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[
"Now that’s how you troll!",
"You also could have said you were a cat cats live in jungles",
"Bulldoze any jungles while you were there?"
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My bulldozer costume for a jungle themed party a couple years ago.
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/r/pics/comments/7w9bor/i_designed_a_watch_called_all_equal_for/
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[
"Looks very nice! With a great message! ",
"Just wondering how a watch supports equality?",
"First they are not gender based. All the watches are unisex. I look at it as an \"expression\" not just as a watch. So anyone can represent themself what do they stand for in life. And also a percentage (10€ from every watch) goes to a charity of the buyers choice. :)",
"Thank you so much <3 !",
"That’s very nice! I wish you good luck.",
"Thank you! :)",
"I love this idea.\nDo you have a link to buy your design?",
"Thank you! You can buy them at https://allequal.store",
"Thank you!\nI absolutely love the Carbo Essential! ",
"Thank you. I really glad to hear that! :) "
] | 10 |
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I designed a watch called All Equal for supporting equality around the world.
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/r/pics/comments/7w9c9t/this_got_deleted_before_i_could_save_it_but_i/
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[
"naked mole rat",
"LUKE EMIA SKYWALKER!!!! Shit I just thought of this! I’m so mad at myself cuz now I can’t put it in the title!",
"He's got that same flabby, plump look like trump and other ultra rich people have no doubt from little or no exercise and over-indulging on rich food.",
"delete and repost :)",
"Hahahahaha idk who deleted it. But felt it was disgusting enough for a repost. ",
"\"I don't know why I am overweight, I hire a man who does eight hours of exercise on my behalf every day!\""
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This got deleted before I could save it but I found it on google. He looks like shrew with leukemia.
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/r/pics/comments/7w9e15/rand_pauls_is_ranting_on_cocaine_sex_and_quails/
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[
"Your comment takes why he is actually doing out of context",
"He is literally talking about all the stupid shit we as Americans pay for in our taxes. One of the few who isn’t corrupt ",
"Go ahead take the red pill 👍🏼",
"Bravo to the research whom got the government to pay for a bunch of cocaine for \"quails\". Ha.",
"Could have been $356,933.141.",
"It's shitty if you have to misrepresent your data to make your point. \n\nNo one writes dollar amounts to the third decimal place except gas stations, and they all mostly stopped",
"hahahahahahahahahaha nice",
"This looks dumb but what is his point?",
"Wasteful government spending"
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Rand Paul's is ranting on cocaine, sex, and quails
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/r/pics/comments/7w9e84/cartoon_handbag_except_its_real/
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[
"To good to be true. Can I see that in video/in real life for proof this is real? ",
"Can confirm. I’ve seen these at shops in the UK and France. ",
"Yeah, why not but I really need a video to prove me that. ",
"They exist on Amazon!",
"OK, but can I have a link? ",
"While children starve to death in Africa. Nice.",
" Wait what? ",
"https://2dbags.co/",
"OK now I see it's true ",
"My daughter has the green backpack "
] | 11 |
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Cartoon handbag. . .except it's real
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/r/pics/comments/7w9efc/its_far_from_an_original_concept_but_i_painted_my/
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[
"You have a nice style, I like the clean lines and contrast. ",
"Love it. ",
"thanks! i blame \"playing too much Borderlands and XIII\" for my outline approach :)\n",
"Think the sign should either be in binary, or maybe a barcode (2D, like QR, for maximum data density)..."
] | 4 |
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It's far from an original concept, but I painted my version of a 'robot beggar'
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/r/pics/comments/7w9fpz/teahupoo_the_most_dangerous_break_in_the_world/
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[
"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach! -- Lt Col Bill Killgore",
"Wow! That looks insane.",
"Lance grab your board!",
"No splashing!",
"Are those people falling off the Earth?? ",
"What makes it so dangerous?",
"My eyes tell me that is photoshopped.",
"It's racist",
"Hard no",
"see that water on the low side of that wall? Yeah, that's probably less than 3 feet deep, and on the bottom of it is an incredible jagged reef.",
"Where is this? ",
"Here's [another](http://galaxypro.s3.amazonaws.com/spot-media/143/143-teahupoo-surfing-tahiti.jpg) of this place in Tahiti.\n\nEdit: adding [more](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp7Or7qWAAI0IUb.jpg)",
"This might help recalibrate your eyes.\nhttps://youtu.be/aK_sVJIiq7A",
"The white choppiness you see to the left is reef---the wave will throw you down straight onto it if you do this wrong.\n\nBut for something so deadly, it sure [is pretty](http://www.tahitiislandstravel.com/client/files/produits/teahupoo&vaiporitour1-vig3.jpg).",
"[Teahupo'o was included on Transworld Surf's list of the 'Top 10 Deadliest Waves' and is commonly referred to as the \"heaviest wave in the world\". The name 'Teahupo'o' loosely translates to English as “to sever the head” or \"place of skulls\".](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teahupo%27o#Deaths_at_Teahupo'o) ",
"I love how at 2:18, it spews vapor out of the tube as it closes. Makes the narrow escape look so epic.",
"That guy wearing a baseball cap with a smile on his face.\n\nWonder if the hat survived. ",
"https://youtu.be/78s7DO5eehQ?t=22s",
"Hats rarely break bones and puncture lungs.",
"**Charlie don't surf!!!**",
"10/10 deff would shred, totally gnar.",
"Is the second pic an illusion? It's wigging my brain out a little. ",
"Round earthers hate this photo",
"Six foot peak?? Why didn't you tell me?!! There aren't any decent peaks in this whole shitty country..... It's all godammed beach break!!!\n\nThis is air cavalry, son! First of the 9th!!\n\nSix Foot peak...... WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!",
"It looks like a cliff",
"I have a hard time with that one too.",
"I would like to see waves broken down by the speed of riders falling down the face of the wave.\n\nThat was one thing that hit me the first time I surfed, as a skateboarder. You dont really feel like you are on a slow moving wave, but bombing a steep ass hill for as long as you can stay in the 'pocket' ",
"Teahupoo",
"It's the same exact shot. The guy without a shirt is making the same gesture. You can see someone tilted the second",
" Wow I'm an idiot.. I'll show myself out now",
"[Undercurrent. The earth will move. This March.](https://i.imgur.com/Bhu6vFN.jpg)",
"What.The.Fuck",
"Had the good fortune to ride in one of those camera boats for a competition. Mesmerizing natural beauty...",
"Rip pee paw ",
"Holy. Crap. There is zero margin for error there.",
"underappreciated post, take an upvote.",
"In guessing losing your boat there is fairly common ",
"For more effective results try using a Hatchet.",
"\"Those aren't mountains.\"\n\nSeriously, looks like another planet.",
"I have so much respect for surfers. I ski, and if I see a line that scares me I'll back the fuck outta there, with surfing you just gotta Huck and pray... That's why I don't surf... Besides the fact that I'm terrible at it.",
"He just posted dude, give the people a chance to appreciate!",
"this photo looks like its from 2003",
"Oh look....I shit myself. ",
"over-appreciated comment, take a downvote.",
" I'm the opposite… I can huck myself down 12 foot reef breaks no problem, but put me on skis on a bunny slope and I just fall down crying and stamping my feet and hands while little kids Snowplow around me and laugh.",
"It’s basically a cliff that falls on your head. The trick is to stay slightly ahead of the falling cliff. \n",
"[Teahupoo Video](https://youtu.be/PPZ7lq6CPwk?t=28s)",
"The one at 2:30 is why this place is nuts. Its like the ocean just folds over into a tube. ",
"Beautiful",
"That's not my cup of tea.",
"Looks like there are a lot of people there, but none are trying to stand up. Do most who come here just paddle out to the side to feel the waves, but not actually surf because of the risk? ",
"Did you know you linked to a Jules Jordan video? As in the porn actor? Actually, he does a lot of non-porn aerial work but figured I would mention that since most people wouldn’t realize. ",
"No idea. I've only dreamed of being there.",
"Coral reef, giant assed waves, and boat dodging. This looks insanely dangerous. Enjoyed it ",
"\"What time is it? Yep, time to nope tf out.\" - guy in foreground probably.",
"Mute to preserve sanity ",
"Due to the time dilation, this photo was actually taken millennia ago.",
"Sir, the Napalm reversed the wind. These conditions are no good for surfing. I’m sorry sir.",
"Cho-poo",
"I didnt expect him to do other things than porn",
"the last guy was on fire!",
"Can you imagine being lost at sea, spotting land, but have to get past this break to survive?",
"But what about The Wedge?",
"People surf this a lot but that type of swell is a once a year if not longer type deal. Google videos of people riding it and also eating shit it's absolutely insane to watch. Also, just try to remember everything looks smaller on camera so this is even more intense when inside ",
"Pshhh easy peasy. ",
"Yeah, I was thinking that because the waves are so big that most people might paddle out to be in the surf, just to say they did, but not actually try to get up. I'm sure it looks way bigger in person, but the angle of this photo pretty clearly illustrates that the wave is insane. Just look at the drop! ",
"Uncultured filth!",
"You can the results of what happens to your face[when you wipeout onto the coral reef on the left of that picture.](https://deadspin.com/5840636/a-gruesome-wipe-out-left-this-surfer-with-coral-lodged-in-her-face)",
"You can the results of what happens to your face [when you wipeout onto the coral reef on the left of that picture.](https://deadspin.com/5840636/a-gruesome-wipe-out-left-this-surfer-with-coral-lodged-in-her-face)",
"its not the exact shot, at the very least there is a slight difference in angles (note how the shirtless guy's hand overlaps with the pattern on the black shirt behind him in the first pic but not the second), and I suspect a slight difference in timing, which could easily account for the increase in verticality. ",
"Damn, this looks good.",
"I just watched the entire movie yesterday, before then I had only seen a few scenes from it. I'm unsure how I feel about it, but it was definitely an experience.",
"Also there are dinosaurs back there in those hills.",
"You called it. Now the whole video is suspect. ",
"Does it star Dwayne Johnson?",
"Then dont fall like a bitch",
"How was this picture taken?",
"At worst they suffer a broken bill. ",
"> The name 'Teahupo'o' loosely translates to English as “to sever the head” or \"place of skulls\".\n\nWhich is pretty radical for something my brain phoneticizes as \"tea hippo.\"",
"With a camera ",
"MURPHHHH",
"cho poo",
"This is what one of my reoccurring nightmares looks like. Terrifying. ",
"Does it look like a bitch? ",
"I love the part of Riding Giants (excellent movie BTW) where they talk about Laird's ride on this wave.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcaZarxilJQ",
"Fuck that, coral will absolutely shred you",
"Yup, im ready. ",
"NOOOO",
"For the curious: Teahupo'o\nFrench Polynesia\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/Thcoy4jZokp",
"its so fucking good! maybe you are feeling ambiguous about it because it dosent really follow the traditional 3 act structure but neither does life. you need to watch it again! and better yet watch it again after watching \"hearts of darkness\" which is the documentary about making apocalypse now which some critics actually think was a better film... is that meta? the movie about the movie being the better of the two movies? i dunno but i love both movies, also make sure u see the extended version where they meet the french plantation owners. marlon brandos monologue at the end is sooooo fucking powerful. and as it turns out it was mostly improvised! \"the pile of little inoculated arms...\" chills. also hella props for shooting an antiwar war movie so soon after the war it was about ended. also maybe watch ken burns docu-series on the war to get some more context. ",
"even at max reddit publicity it's still underappreciated",
"You also take turns on waves like this. Not everyone can try to catch it at once. There is probably a line.",
"That i didn’t know. Does he combine those lines of work?",
"I did watch Redux, I definitely need to rewatch it a few times to really think about it though. It felt extremely surreal, like the whole thing was a dream sequence and wasn't supposed to represent reality. It feels so uneasy but that is sorta the point. I'd say I enjoy analyzing it but don't really enjoy watching it, but it is a good movie.\n\nAlso I want to read Heart of Darkness, the book the whole thing is based on, before I watch it again.",
"Underappreciated? Dude's a reddit celebrity!",
"Looks like a beach",
"HOLY SHIT. ",
"With the tacit consent of millions of photons ...",
"Holy shit",
"Finally. ",
"The oversaturation",
"It’s actually pronounced more like “cho-poo” like rhymes with toe poo",
"F*ck, I was not expecting that",
"[Here’s](https://youtu.be/Sf9ky19Hg10) another video, but without any music or slomo etc. IMO it gives you a bit better sense of what surfing there feels like. \n\nSkip to [13:38](https://youtu.be/Sf9ky19Hg10#t=13m38s) and see Koa Rothman take a beating on a HUGE one. I think he was 21 at the time. \n\nBonus: [Video](https://youtu.be/mlzSy_lUUvc) of the time a surfer almost got taken out by a jet ski that got tossed over the falls.\n\nEdit: made a link to the timestamp @[13:38](https://youtu.be/Sf9ky19Hg10#t=13m38s) ",
"Kurtz got out of the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. ",
"On this wave, everyone falls like a bitch",
"That place is really freaky. \nThe ocean floor goes from really really deep to not very deep relatively quickly, so when the wave breaks, it’s sucking water off the reef and the trough is very low (below sea level) and the lip (top part of the wave that “breaks” forward, making the “barrel”) is very very VERY thick. It’s just insane geometry. Look at pictures or videos of other famous surf spots like Pipeline, Sunset Beach, Waimea Bay, and you’ll see. ",
"Youre both riding \n\nThats all that matters",
"Shitballs Batman! 😐",
"Now watch the making of it: [Hearts of Darkness.](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hearts_of_darkness_a_filmmakers_apocalypse/) Extraordinary. ",
"You've probably seen it but I think people should watch The Thin Red Line. I watched both at about the same time. They really impacted me. ",
"Thank god they never tried to remake that movie. ",
"Fuck",
"From a boat, yo \nhttp://www.surfline.com/surf-news/teahupoo-returns-round-two_96196/",
"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board - and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like.",
"It's beautiful, though. ",
"Surfing here is like a wish to be mutilated by a grizzly bear",
"Less you say now less you have to apologize for later.",
"I grew up bodysurfing/bodyboarding the Wedge but you couldn't pay me enough to go out at Teahupo'o. Nope.",
"My friend has been dating a guy who went on an extended vacation to the jungles of Vietnam recently. While there, he started taking drugs, flipped his lid, and over the course of the vacation sent her several strange and inappropriate texts and made some phone calls to her that were equally upsetting. \n\nShe told me that it was over but that she would still be nice to him. He finally came back to town and she had lunch with him. The next day when I saw her, I asked, \"How is Colonel Kurtz?\" and she had no idea what I was talking about! \n\nI was devastated because that was one of my favorite jokes I've ever made and she didn't get it! But I have you fine folk of Reddit to share it with instead, right?",
"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!",
"I love both, but fuck I can't skateboard worth a crap.",
"The power of big waves is terrifyingly awesome. Ill never forget sta ding atop the cliffs on the west side of oahu eith 20+ foot swells rolling in. Every time a wave hit the cliff it made a loud boom like thunder and throw spray 100+ feet in the air. But the really striking part was feeling the bedrock shake beneath my feet every time a wave impacted. ",
"At that size they aren't paddling anymore. Tow-in from a Jetski only. Now the reason they are still paddling out there is because the swell was building, with smaller waves in the morning, and these monsters coming as the swell peaked.",
"Doesn't everything?",
"> I'd say I enjoy analyzing it but don't really enjoy watching it, but it is a good movie.\n\nThis is a sentiment I have felt before as well! Scarface is the biggest to me. By the end of the movie, I feel emotionally drained from the ride too. It is amazing, but I can only handle watching it every few years. There are a couple other movies like that too. ",
"Thanks for that video. That music was.. something.",
"So pitted",
"Oh man dude. A dude could get so pitted in there. Like WAPAHHH!!! So pitted.",
"I used to have a poster of this on my wall as a kid 17 years or so ago. Miss that room, thanks for the memories.",
"/u/broncosfighton I need you to come back to this message to know the answer. It means a lot to me, as a surfer.\n",
"Well he is **the** rock, and they're pretty much everywhere! ",
"Healed up nice though. Her face before could use some character, and I think she is more beautiful with the scar.",
"Ahh Redux. ",
"Yeah I've been paying attention to the answers. I have a bunch of friends who surf and I called one and was like \"What do you know about Tee-hoo-poo\" and he died laughing at my pronunciation. ",
"That slab, wow!",
"Yes, I love this. Thanks for the reply. Cho-poo. It's a big deal, and to see reddit shit on it is hard but that's what reddit does yeah? So meh.",
"Well, he's a jerk.. Because nobody outside of Indonesia would ever guess \"cho-poo\" first",
"Like tectonic plates of water shifting onto you.",
"That track was low-key fire, what is that?",
"I don't know or care anything about surfing but those shots were amazing and I need a source on that track it was slick.",
"Is this a deleted scene from Interstellar?",
"The second most crazy thing about Teahupo’o, is that it’s pronounced “cho-po”.",
"He was right. I mean, when you get that board dialed in, and it just becomes a part of you...\n\nI would have gone looking for it also. ",
"I’m slow. The entire yellow part is a reef? That must be *humongous*, no?",
"Have an upvote, from a sympathetic *intellectual joke* teller",
"Don't forget Kevin Hart for \"comic relief.\"",
"Lol, 3D Visual Effects by Real Life.",
"Reefs can absolutely be humongous.",
"Keala Kennelly ain't nothing to fuk wit. ",
"I tried getting in to skateboarding from 8-15. A month at a time each year. I just could not figure out how to stay on the board. And I snowboard lol. I never clicked. ",
"Brigitte Fontaine - le goudron\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHnAPwyvJA",
"brigitte fontaine! ",
"I watched the entire thing just because of that amazing song.\n\nWhat’s it called, does anyone know? The description in Youtube didn’t have it there. ",
"I was shredding here once and I got interviewed by a news crew since the conditions were so righteous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdF8DJ70Dc\n\n:-P",
"I still can't kickflip,and there's kids 1/2 my age who can tre-flip, it's really impressive!",
"I'm with you. Here you go! https://youtu.be/5tHnAPwyvJA",
"It's a cliff ",
"I've missed you!",
"My brain can’t even comprehend this let alone why you’d want to be there in it. ",
"damn that is way bigger than i thought! crazy how big and how much power those waves have. Is it busy like that all the time or is that a surf event?",
"Humongous wot?",
"At least it's aptly named.",
"Thank you for helping to save some part of a joke I had rued.",
"The downvotes are silly. About 6 seconds into the video I couldn't turn my volume down fast enough. I want to know the name of the song so if I ever hear it again I can throw my speakers in a tub of acid.",
"No thanks; I just ate.",
"... Assuming you get past 500 people all trying for the same wave, \nJetski's breaking down, \nBoats in the line up.... ",
"I need that soundtrack. ",
"But the frothing, purling peak was miles overhead and the Barrington Apartments, thirty stories tall, was coming at him like a flyswatter.",
"She needs to move to someplace with a better doctor-to-daredevil ratio.",
"Chicks dig scars, so. . . .",
"Thank the internet gods for image stabilization",
"All that water and yet my mouth is suddenly so dry...\n\no_o\n",
"-up",
"There's a bridge in like, Liverpool (England)...the name is very clearly on it - Magdalena Bridge.\n\nAsk anyone there, hey what's that?\n\nMaudlin Bridge.\n\n\\>_<\n",
"That's crazy, you can see the bottom through the wave in a lot of those shots. Shit is shallow",
"[Humongous big](http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2137777/bryzgalov-humongous-big-450x293.jpg)",
"Holy shitballs! Mother nature is amazing. ",
"I hear it’s a lovely place",
"Mesmerizing ",
"Is this a massive wave? What am I looking at?",
"So if you fall you ride the reef? 3 feet doesn't seem deep enough to avoid hitting it if you fall. But I don't know anything about surfing. ELI5 how falling doesn't have a 100% mortality rate?",
"I also would like to know",
"That first video is wild. What's happening to all these swimmers who just get swallowed and tossed by the wave? What are they trying to do out there? Is that part of the fun? This looks like a blast and a party with all the boats but damn I was concerned for every person out there.",
"Is there also a danger of getting sucked down into the 150' deep region if not careful?",
"You would be tossed and turned like a washing machine on jagged coral. You'd also be slammed extremely hard into it at the start. ",
"I don't see why there would be. The concept of undertow is a myth. Most people who \"experience\" it are poor swimmers who are fatiguing. ",
"Good lord I love those waves!!!",
"Is this photoshopped? What part of the world is this place?",
"As someone who surfs once in a while, they’d be no way in hell I’d go out there!",
"/r/accidentalmovieposter",
"Tis but a scratch.",
"Or someone couldn't keep their camera straight and decided to leave the photo like that because it looks cool.",
"Holy shit that wave was massive. ",
"If you're lucky the amount of water exploding off the reef will project you away from it at first",
"great music too.",
"Holy shit that was a lot faster than I thought it’d be. Also that paddle boarder is a manly man",
"That fat kid is fucked.",
"I thought that was Humungadunga...",
"Get this fella a Puppers. ",
"I love the asteroids",
"[Brigitte Fontaine - Le goudron](https://youtu.be/5tHnAPwyvJA) :)",
"Ok in english now",
"[Brigitte Fontaine - Le goudron](https://youtu.be/5tHnAPwyvJA) :)",
"[Brigitte Fontaine - Le goudron](https://youtu.be/5tHnAPwyvJA) :)",
"Thanks for the nightmare I will now have tonight...",
"thats fucking solid. i hate that most clever jokes i make go over peoples heads and then its the dumb shit i say that makes everyone laugh. ",
"By sending war helicopters over hostile territory blaring loudspeakers?\n\nI guess that fits right in with surf.",
"I don't understand how those people are just riding out the waves without getting pulled under.",
"« Time is a boat, the Earth is a cake » was the chorus..",
"So that didn’t answer the question then",
"Same, I tried getting into skateboarding in middle school, but I just couldn't. Puck snowboarding up pretty easily, though.",
"Hold my beer !",
"New Jersey",
"totes. but aside from the fact that they are both kind of anti war war movies they very different films. i also loved the thin red line but i think i like apocalypse now more because it captures a kind of confusion, not like which way are they shooting at us from confusion but a moral and spiritual confusion, combined with an almost tripping on hallucinogens kind of creepy atmosphere. but i need to go back and watch thin red line again, its been a while.",
"Apoc Now is probably the best film ever made. It does everything it sets out to do. Coppolla said it *is* Vietnam. It basically is. \n\nThe narration is written by a war correspondent. Screenplay by Coppolla, and John Millius, who is no lightweight. The underlying theme is Heart of Darkness, a literary work by Joseph Conrad and considered a classic. There are probably 10 or 12 full-length feature films in that movie, and it makes every one work. They are not really 'sub plots'. They are entire expositions that fit into the greater whole. Except most movies that try to tell different stories fuck it up somehow by not deciding what they are saying. In AN, every one of the 10 or more stories *reinforces* the other stories. So the PTSD guy reinforces the Coming of Age reinforces the Dad-Son reinforces the Philosophical Inquiry reinforces the Absurdist Satires... on and fucking on. That film gets more awe-inspiring over *decades* of watching it.\n\nIt does this in the backdrop of a culture that was in flux, and so explains that culture. So it tells different stories, perfectly, to a wide variety of audiences *who themselves are changing*. \n\nI would put it up there with Moby Dick or Brothers Karamazov. \n\nIf you know what the Divine Comedy is, all the different parts, I put AN up there with it.\n\nBut except of trying to find out how the Divine Comedy was a cool read to a rich guy who grew up speaking Latin but learned street Italian would view it while reading in his Tower of Pisa, Apocalypse Now is cool to me, today.\n\nSo you have two really, really stunning works of creativity to read in this age *that are perfect to your cultural references and age*, regardless of whether you are a Boomer, X, Mill, Z, and probably 2 or 3 more generations. One is the whole LOTR universe by Tolkien, which defined your age (for all that I listed), and the other is AN. \n\nAm I gushing enough to get the point across?",
"headshot",
"for sure read the book, its been on my list for ages, but seriously, do yourself a favor and watch the documentary of the same name, the struggles they go through filming the movie (searching for answers and meaning while battling the elements of a foreign and hostile environment) in some ways mirror some of the struggles us GIs experienced during the war. ",
"http://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w9fpz/teahupoo_the_most_dangerous_break_in_the_world/dtz715z",
"http://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w9fpz/teahupoo_the_most_dangerous_break_in_the_world/dtz715z",
"Yeah, I ended up seeing that. Just not a fan. Oh well! Thanks for the answer, have a good one~",
"Is it a coral reef? How does the coral grow there with huge waves smashing on it all the time?",
"Jesus, its like a water cliff.",
"Watch Deer Hunter, too",
"It should.",
"I think it did. You die. That's why this says it's the most dangerous...",
"Candide Thovex rides straight through it and all you can hear is WSHHHHH.",
"Well, not even in Indonesia do they know how to pronounce it\n\n\n(Since it’s in Tahiti...)",
"YOU JUST ABUSED A WOMAN",
"Nuh, there is a channel just next to it. Of course there is a very strong current in the channel so, maybe, you could be justified with the nightmare ",
"They're photographers, they just duck under the wave when it passes over and pop up on the other side most of the time.",
"Cyclops is a more hectic wave (brah).",
"I would teahupoo in my pants if you threw me in that situation ",
"I would Teahupoo my pants. Seriously!... am I right guys.... ",
"That is a very crowded wave. ",
"What do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddam New Jersey. ",
"People get lucky. ",
"same here, im so confused",
"have a break have a kitkat!",
"\"Buy the premise, buy the bit.\" ",
"> most of the time.\n\nNice.",
"Pitter patter",
"[Charlie don't surf](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bossv8SKXv4)",
"In addition to the shallow and jagged reef, Teahupo'o is a \"slab.\" If you can imagine a drawing of a wave, most picture a flat line for the water and a lil hump for the wave. The unique reef shelf at Teahupo'o causes a \"slab\" where the water level has a substantial difference before and after the wave; as though the weight of the entire ocean is behind its face. ",
"So my question is if you wipe and the energy pulls you back to the sea, you'd literally get dragged across the reef. Holy shit balls that is a nightmare.",
"Wait, how is reddit shitting on it? ",
"let's get at er",
"Seriously. When an exceptionally large swell shows up on the forecast, surfers from all over the world drop what they’re doing to make sure they don’t miss it. ",
"And that's what's I's appreciates abouts yous",
"You have to remember the water is moving, and at this break, 100% of the water wants to feed the wave.\n\nSo in reality, you fall, wave sucks you up and slams you down into the reef then the next wave is already sucking you back out.",
">accidental \n\nok",
"60% of the time it works every time. ",
"do the cameramen on the boats have waterproof cameras? It seems like a lot of them were trying to protect the cameras under jackets when the surf would break and they'd get sprayed",
"How do you know that’s a reef? Looks like foam from previous waves ",
"It's probably not a coral reef, likely just a lot of hard jaggy rocks.\n\n> **Reef break**\n>\n>A reef break happens when a wave breaks over a coral reef or a rocky seabed",
"wow at about 2:55, in the bottom left of the frame a dude comes out of a massive wave at high speed and almost smashes into 2 boats...",
"[Ramiana's ride at 4:35's awesome!](https://youtu.be/Sf9ky19Hg10?t=4m35s)",
"It's similarities to Heart of Darkness end with: War, River, Weirdness.\n",
"And Platoon.",
"Holyshit I need a video now",
"Great music gató",
"The most dangerous part is how thick that wall of water is. ",
"Loved the music",
"Wow! The bluesy tune was freaking awesome!",
"Gatò",
"Nope, The Rock.",
"It doesn’t matter what it is as long as it’s not liquid. Sand, rock, reef... it’s going to kill you the same.",
"Considering how tame this was for Tea, I can't believe how major wipeouts can leave some unscathed...",
"If you fall while the wave you ride passes you should be ok. If you fall just before the wave arrive you ded",
"BAAAAAAAH",
"Humans: Finding new ways to die for about 3 million years now.",
"Sooo, is the fall rate not too bad then? Because that seems like poor odds. That just seems like too many people to be attempting something that seems like 30% of people would die from.",
"I was just jumping with big waves that crashed on a normal sand beach when i was 14 years old, one big wave somehow threw me in a front of the wave and it completely fucked me up. First falling down about 3 meters knocked all the air out of my body and i bruised some ribs. The wave that threw me off then continued to scrape me over the sandy with shells beach and the pullback of the water after almost made me drown. I was completely fucked up and my face and body looked like twoface. One sided comletely cut up and shit.... never again. And that was just with landing on a beach, now imagine sharp rock. ",
"Hell it looks like they actually did???\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt2058673/",
"Hahaha, that one makes me want to bust a cap.",
"No. Gâteau.",
"TIL if I haven’t seen something with my own two eyes, it must be fake. ",
"Look at this guy getting the rock and Dwayne Johnson confused. They're brothers, man.",
"Whomungus hasnt?",
"It does? The chance to survive the coral slicer is about the same as surviving a knife attack. Sometimes people survive but the odds aren't in favor of survival. ",
"I used to see this pic on a poster at a local pizza shop. I always wondered what the context was. Thanks Reddit!",
"Thats a badass scar she will have from that.",
"I think pipe is widely considered the most dangerous.",
"Oh!",
"What. It's not a fucking myth, you dipshit. Undercurrents/undertow are very real, and you can actually be dragged down by the receding water directly in front of a wave. People have drowned this way. ",
"Well, bits of you, at least. ",
"Rinse and repeat.\n\n>You would be tossed and turned like a washing machine on jagged coral. You'd also be slammed extremely hard into it at the start. \n\n",
"Fuuuuck",
"Nice.",
"First one is from that reef: https://www.theinertia.com/surf/5-of-the-goriest-wipeouts-in-surfings-history/",
"People look at coral and think \"oh it looks like sponge!\" Nothing could be further from the truth. I look at coral and I see a mountain of broken glass glued together by fish shit. I'd rather hit concrete than coral.",
"Literal translation - broken skulls. ",
"I like the song in the video. Also pretty easy to see how shallow the water gets in some of the shots ",
"Didn't realise the significance of dragging opposing hand through water to counterbalance against the suck. That's awesome. Just awesome",
"Most of the time when surfing you'll fall on the drop in. Depending where the wave is breaking that should take place over deeper water. If you take the fall correctly you can probably get out before you get pushed into the reef. If you fall later in your ride or get stuck in the waved and thrown forward then you'll hit the reef. You might not die when you hit it but you could. I've never surfed there before but have surfed in other areas where the water can get shallow. When you look at the photo it's showing a wave you could have dropped in on already and it is just reaching the shallow. \n\n\nEdit: It should also be mentioned that the danger of a wave isn't only the depth it breaks in but also depends on the shape. Think about a really thin wave vs one where the whole ocean seems to rise and crash on top of you. This one looks like the latter. \n",
"Just look at the picture. ",
"*Darwin Intensifies*",
"The tube is below sea level!",
"Shouldn't that actually be 'the physics of Teahupo'o'?",
"She's pretty lucky that missed her eye.",
"I remember seeing framed pictures of this in some restaurant on Hawaii's North Shore. I want to say it was Killer Taco but not certain.",
"How do they form? What makes them be do flat at the front?",
"[Aw, come on big guy, huh?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUkEV5rXkAAwU6f.jpg)",
"That's why we've shortened it to \"chopes, brah\". It's like a secret handshake.",
"Just a flesh wound",
"There are definitely breaks more dangerous when you think of every piece of coastline in the world, but they're not where people surf. I would argue this is a really dangerous break because its location combined with deceptiveness. ",
"I can’t remember why I felt that way. I was hammered last night. ",
"Also watch Hearts of Darkness the documentary about the making of the film done by Coppola’s wife at the time (not sure if they are still married). Finally look for the raw footage on VHS. ",
"No, hell no, fuck to the no, get my ass back to shore!",
"Ahkctually this wave is super gnarly and scary but bonzai pipeline holds the record for most dangerous, more surfers have died and been hurt there than any other wave",
"Laird Hamilton. And yeah, he’s definitely a manly man.\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2H2rONB9p2o\n\nhttps://www.theinertia.com/surf/laird-hamiltons-millennium-wave-reshapes-how-the-world-looks-at-surfing/",
"Yeah like Greg Brady.",
"theres legos on the seafloor instead of seashells",
"Read heart of darkness which inspired the film",
"Yeah... that’s a giant wall of water... yeah",
"Cod 4?",
"What does it feel like to take a wave like that Koa guy did? He was totally engulfed! I imagine it's like an airplane falling on you and holding you down.",
"Also the weight of the wave. Most waves rise above the surface but the water behind the wave is the same height of its pinnicle that's a lot of water crashing you into a jagged shallow ref.",
"Because water in waves doesn't actually move nearly as much as you think and most people are fairly buoyant. The water basically transcribes a [big circular motion](http://www.acs.psu.edu/drussell/Demos/waves/Water-2016.gif), there's not really a huge force pulling you away from the surface at any point if you're just floating there, you just kind of follow the water near you in its big circle. Obviously when the wave breaks, that motion breaks down somewhat and you're liable to get thrown around more violently depending on exactly where you are, but notice that the people riding the waves out fairly comfortably are behind the spot where the wave breaks. \n\nThe experience you've probably had with waves feeling like they're pulling you under or throwing you way off balance is probably with smaller waves in shallower water. If your body goes through a larger section of the column of water, your feet and your torso will experience very different forces and that will toss you around in uncomfortable and potentially dangerous ways. Also, trying to fight waves instead of riding them out is generally a dumb idea. Trying to maintain your exact distance from the shore instead of letting the surf pull and push you around that central point is a recipe for getting really tired really quickly, because water is way stronger than you are.\n\nAddendum: there are also rip currents and undertows, but those are specific to certain circumstances and not just expected.",
"Ouch. That's not quite as awful as I feared it would be but damn that's got to hurt.",
"> the movie about the movie being the better of the two movies?\n\nI only watched Citizen Kane because I saw a good part of RKO 281. Once I saw what RKO 281 was actually about I stopped watching it until I watched Citizen Kane then went and watched RKO 281. I preferred RKO 281 by a sight.\n\n",
"Big but there's bigger https://youtu.be/Y92bmIf6B_w",
"Been trying to watch Deer Hunter for about 5 years now. I started it a couple weeks back but never made it past the beginning with the wedding. I am working 6 days a week right now and it's hard to find time for a three hour movie but I do want to see it in a bad, yet I am kind of scared of the movie sort of way.",
"it is heavy. ",
"Eddie would go",
"The boats are usually in the channel. The wave breaks in a specific area (the reef). The channel is deep water so the wave will not break there. Makes for insanely cool photos though.",
"Apocalypse Now",
"Same with Magdalen College Oxford.",
"Thanks! I was curious",
"I’ll always upvote the Clash",
"Requiem For A Dream is the best movie I will never watch again. Ive watched Apocalypse Now plenty of times though.",
"Just a friendly reminder to everyone who gives a shit about this kind of stuff. Right now coral is dying at an unprecedented and unsustainable rate. In the next 15-20 years there will, for all practical purposes, none left. Meaning reefs like this one, and the unimaginable amount of wildlife they support, will collapse. \n\nVote for people who also give a shit. ",
"For anyone who hasnt seen this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woVTuN8k3c (in slow mo)",
"Probably not going to get sucked down there. I don't think there would be an opportunity for that. After a wipeout, a wave may suck you back towards the break but you'd just get thrown back onto the reef by the next wave. \n\nGetting thrown onto very sharp reef in very shallow water and tumbled around for potentially a couple waves is what makes this so dangerous for sure. You don't have to worry about getting pinned down in the deep spot beyond the reef. all that water is moving upwards, throwing onto the reef. \n\nI've never surfed here (lol obv) but I have surfed similar reef breaks that have a similar form and shape. Real deep water, where open ocean swells hit a shallow reef. I remember I could not duck dive underneath the wave. Just couldn't get deep enough. Got swallowed up and thrown backwards. One time I foolishly tried grabbing the reef after ditching my board. Bad idea, tore my hands up pretty good and still was thrown onto the reef. My buddies all had cuts on their backs from wipeouts. Was a hell of a day. ",
"It sounds more like an underwater knife attack where you are being bludgeoned over the head with a jagged club while Poseidon is waterboaring you.\n\nI’ll pass.",
"the ocean",
"That sucks.",
"That's how you know one of you is haole and one of you isn't.",
"The movie set that was created for that iconic scene is now a thriving surf community in the Philippines. The name of the surf shop there?\n\n[CHARLIE DOES](http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21941069) ",
"It's a subreddit of pictures that look like movie posters. Some have turned them into movie posters.",
"ELI5 why anyone would surf here ",
"I think it must be fractured basalt, like obsidian knives, that are being fractured by millenia of massive waves.",
"On a motorbike?\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDi9uFcD7XI",
"dayum!",
"five people died there",
"Yikes!\n",
"I am jealous! I want to go! Amazing break!",
"Like, I know this shit is dangerous as hell and I'll likely never do anything close to it, but god damn that looks incredibly fun",
"I feel skiing has a worse nightmare scenario though if you cliff yourself like [this](https://youtu.be/XrFk7e6Xz1s?t=3m48s).",
"Rip currents are real. Those are where the water flows back out to sea between where waves break, but there is no force that sucks you straight down. There is also backwash, where like you just said can drag you toward an incoming wave,but that will still not pull you under. If you take a wave on the head, it might PUSH you under water for a bit, and yes this has killed multiple big wave surfers, but it's still not an undertow PULLING you down. That force does not exist. On a wave like teahupoo, getting dragged towards it would likely result in getting sucked UP the face of the wave and thrown over the falls, not getting sucked down. There's a reason surfers dive deep down under waves that are about to hit them: there's far less energy there and if done right they'll pop up on the other side. They are at no risk of being sucked further under water, which is why they do it. It's called a \"Duck Dive\" if you want to learn more.\n\nI repeat, there is NO KNOWN FORCE THAT CAL PULL YOU DOWN VERTICALLY.\n\nSource: beach lifeguard of 6 years.",
"Why the hell are surfers surfing there ?",
"Coral hurts like a bitch, its almost like falling on jagged glass.\n\nWorst experience was when I was snorkeling in a lagoon - there was a lot of reef with 1-2 feet of water over it and a lot of deeper channels maybe 10 feet wide and deep. a very abnormally big wave broke and hit what had been a fairly sheltered area (slight bob from each wave normally) and threw me onto the coral in about a foot of water.\n\nhurt like hell, bleeding all over with a number of deep punctures...and this was from a wave maybe 2 feet high when it hit us...\n\nmy mother also got hit by the wave. not only did she hit the coral - she also hit a spiny urchin.\n",
"I'll never forget the cover for the Surfer mag when he made that late drop:\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/564x/a2/29/44/a22944b08c384ff5ab9de9f8ec2b2f86--surf-report-surfer-magazine.jpg",
"That is so beautiful.",
"If you've never seen it, check out Step into Liquid...it's amazing.",
"You either surf or fight\n",
"and the photographers follow.",
"Death on a stick out there mate",
"No one is saying it'll drag you *straight* down. But undertow will pull you under the trough of the wave and smash you into the ground, which can be fatal if it's rocky or a reef. You can also become disoriented and drown if you're not an experienced swimmer. Undertow is a very real and scientifically proven thing. If you're a lifeguard, you're a shitty one. ",
"Mercator projectionists HATE him",
"A pure unbridled, unrestrained, adrenaline-dripping-out-of-your-ears rush.\n\nYou ever been in a car crash? Gone sky diving? Bungie jumped? Lingered at the top of a roller coaster? Ever notice how in the moment your mind simultaneous goes blank but moves a million miles an hour? When you think back it was maybe 5-8 seconds but you had full paragraphs of thoughts shoved into it. It's pure focus. Your entirely being funnels into itself and for that brief period absolutely nothing else matters. You aren't thinking about your experience or intellectualizing it, you are simply living it. There is no lag time, no buffer between you and what's happening. No room for panic, no room for fear of death, no time to second guess or doubt or change your mind; that moment passed before you even paddled out. Before you saw the bump form on the horizon. \n\nYou don't end up in teahupoo by chance. You've worked towards that wave your entire life. It's your mecca, your coming of age, your right of passage. You surf it, or any wave, because for seconds at a time you get to feel what it's like to truly be alive. Surfing is a humbling if nothing else. \n\n\n ",
"It's not about physical size with teahupoo. It's about the sheer amount of power behind it. It's literally mind boggling how much energy is behind that wave and how much skill it takes to ride it. You could almost drive a bus through that tube. ",
"Got a mirror? It's been reddit hugged to death.",
"The original comment I was responding to was asking if you would be at risk of being sucked down the deep side of the reef, so yes someone was asking if it could pull you down vertically. What is sometimes referred to as undertow in the scientific community refers to a HORIZONTAL current. Most commonly a rip current.",
"It does happen but I guess at least for me, I always know I can pop out of my skis and hike to a safer line. ",
"Agreed!",
"[Another and closer look at the break](http://freesurf.tv/fstv/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/teahupoo-wipe-out-day.jpg)",
"added ",
"As you can imagine the [wipeout](https://youtu.be/WJuE8nQtv1w?t=34s) is a real monster.\n\n[Longer cut](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI3Zh90rdu8) for you voyeurs out there.",
"Big Duke 6",
"zo my god there was a *boogie boarder* in there!\n\nthanks for posting, what a blast to see that",
"That's how westerners pronounce it but isnt how it's pronounced.",
"Massive damage for a “small” wave. Surfing here is considered less dangerous when it’s big. ",
"\\#MetooThanks",
"It's the exact same *moment",
"Nice.",
"I'll just leave this right here https://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/10/29/good-news-from-noaa-coral-reefs-can-adapt-to-warming/\n",
"No. Those photons were abducted from the open air and converted to energy whether they wanted to be or not. Enslaved to suit the will of a photographer. \n\nSource: Am photographer muahahaha!",
"\"I know, I made it. Sweet, right?\" -Jesus",
"Ah man, my APUSH teacher told me to watch Apocalypse Now but instead I watched the Redux with all the added scenes. I don't think he intended for me to see all the extra Playboy Bunny scenes... ",
"Lol. You can't watch the original after watching the Redux.\n",
"[Here is hers](https://blog.surf-prevention.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/keala-kennelly.jpg)",
"I would guess the cameras are waterproof, but they are trying to avoid getting the lenses wet, because then they'd need to take some time cleaning the water off.",
"Even you would have a tough time walking across it, Jesus.",
"so pitted",
"After watching that, watch \"Pipe Dream.\"",
"Thanks for the recommend. I didn't know Bruce's kid Dana was continuing on with making these types of movies. Good to see the Endless Summer guys again.",
"PREACH ON BROTHER!",
"rematched it this year after watching ken burns documentary series on vietnam which also prompted me to go back to werner herzogs \"little deider needs to fly\" some heavy stuff. ",
"hah!",
"I feel you, its a commitment, definitely emotionally draining but worth it. if you want something really emotionally draining, check out \"grave of the fireflies\" its set during ww2 in japan its actually animated but it manages to be hands down the most gut wrenchingly sad film I've ever seen, just be sure you watch it in japanese with english subs, the english voice actors who did the official dub butchered it.",
"Yaaa bungee jumping is awesome. Lol thanks for this narrative"
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"Orympics. ",
"9.8/10 Title ",
"You know nothing is less than perfect in the glorious north. Paging r/pyongyang mods",
"Looks like someone is about to be back-handed by Big Daddy Jong-Il",
"I think someone is asking how many Big Macs he wants....he appears to want 4....maybe 5.\n"
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"I can't even remember the last movie he starred in, yet he's as iconic now as he ever was.",
"Thor: Ragnarok probably.\n*If you say Chris Hemsworth was the star of the movie you can go to hell. Goldie stole the show sweethearts.",
"Had to look to see if he died. What's with the title?",
"I’m just impressed by this man’s life. "
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"> Angélique Marguerite Le Boursier du Coudray (1714-1794) was the midwife of the court of French King Louis XV. She was famous for her skills in that trade and highly sought after as a teacher. Madame du Coudray traveled all over France, training as many as 10,000 women to bring babies and mothers through the childbirth process safely. This was one of her training aids--a dummy that simulates childbirth.",
"Xpost to r/wtf please",
"I wonder how many people are on earth today because of her teaching. ",
"Damn. Plastics really are the future.",
"Put one hand in. Now put in another. Now a foot...the other. Tight huh? ",
"Sex must have been horrible in the 18th century if that is an accurate model.",
"“Du Coudray invented the first lifesize obstetrical mannequin, for practicing mock births. It was usually called \"The Machine\". Each machine cost about three hundred livres to construct. They were usually made of fabric, leather, and stuffing and on occasion they would use actual human bones to form the torso. Various strings and straps serve to simulate the stretching of the birth canal and perineum, to demonstrate the process of childbirth. The head of the infant mannequin has a shaped nose, stitched ears, hair drawn with ink, and an open mouth (with tongue) into which a finger could be inserted to a depth of 5 centimetres (2.0 in).[a] This detail was important, as it allowed the midwife to put two fingers into the mouth, to facilitate the passage of the head in case of a breech presentation. These mannequins were very detailed and also very accurate.[8] The invention is often attributed to Scotsman William Smellie, but the French Academy of Surgeons approved du Coudray's model in 1758 giving her prior claim on the invention.” \n\nWiki: \nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angélique_du_Coudray",
"This woman is fascinating. ",
"I am assuming this is a Vagina and a womb, but I don't recognize it with a member of the GOP inside it",
"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway",
"Wow. This thing has to be worth a fortune. It's morbid, it's uncommon, incredibly old, and tells a hell of a story. \n\nWhat an amazing piece of history. ",
"\"morbid\" 🤔",
"Yeah, all babies are doomed to die. Being born is a death sentence.",
"First thing for me to describe this. Babies died a lot back then and looks stillborny."
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"Did he fall in love with you at the Warp Tour by chance?",
"Inception ",
"No, lol we met through an \"Any soldier\" letter, but thats a story for another time :)"
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"Great shot! ",
"Looks amazing. Kinda got a Sith vibe to it.",
"It looks like The Flash is running down the tunnel. ",
"Freacking tunnel to hell :D ",
"Neat!"
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"Thank you! Such a nice sunset",
"Not convinced this isn't actually Halloween Town."
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"That's insulting to Granny...",
"Crossed with a turtle.",
"upvote for this. but who cares who posted it originally, u put it here and its hysterical",
"Maybe if you're def...",
"Not much in Reddit is original. As long as it hasn’t been posted on Reddit recently or often, it’s fine by me",
"I like this resemblance more: http://i.imgur.com/9gZPcdL.jpg",
"I still see Franklin the Turtle.",
"I always thought he looked like a combination of the man and woman in the American Gothic painting by Grant Wood.",
"Hi, just here as a reminder that you haven't watched a \"McConnelling\" video in a while so here are a few if you don't want to go and type stuff in the youtube search bar.\n\nNinja Turtles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5L11kMVxg\n\nFamily Matters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb_1aKKLAXg\n\nI Just Had Sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA-RlW2Mm6E\n\nHot Stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPE8TOwIjcM\n\nThe Original: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/s4z9il/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart--mcconnelling",
"And she looks a little like the wealdstone raider",
"Strap him to a rocking chair and tie it to the top of the car. Let's roll!",
"Or Yertle the Turtle",
"All I see is the fucking turtle. ",
"Ironically, they both have vaginas.",
"You deserve Black Gold...Texas Tea.",
"*lowers pitchfork* \ndammit, can't stab him if he's bein honest",
"Bunch of slack-jawed yokels...",
"He looks older.",
"Not really. Granny actually has a chin.",
"That's the same face I make whenever my wife asks me to suck her dick.",
"lmao, literally what I was going to write before opening comments. Damn, this took more time too. ",
"I have a beautiful Mississippi Map turtle that would like a word with you.\n",
"His wife looks like a cross between a poodle and a mop.",
"Granny has less of a turkey neck. ",
"McConnell on DACA: \"not gonna deww it\"",
"He looks like a turtle. ",
"He likes twinkies. I am not talking about the food either.",
"I’m always curious to see pics of the juveniles who mock the appearance of others. No doubt they are ashamed of their own looks and personality. ",
"No way--he looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal--\n\n[Mitch McConnell](http://imgur.com/2SMWBvY) ",
"I knew she wasn't dead. ",
"He has much more wattle.",
"Too bad McConnell has none of Granny's common sense.",
"Yes, but Granny has the more manly chin. Probably better with a rifle too.",
"It's Mitch McConnells all the way down.",
"Ima let you finish, but [Jeff Sessions](https://imgur.com/avOsgCI) had the best Granny Clampitt impression",
"Mitch McConnell looks like this dog. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iTuOr2vlC-c/hqdefault.jpg",
"Or the spongebob fish who always hurts his leg ",
"Barack? ",
"Oh, there's another wobbly POS he resembles... the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth. ",
"Totally, haha",
"I try not to rip people too often for their looks since they generally have nothing they can do about it, but damnit does McConnell look like a turtle. ",
"Reptilian ",
"I always thought he looked like the [Pale Man](https://i.imgur.com/83N5463.jpg) from Pan's labyrinth. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/5alp022.gifv",
"Is and will be on the wrong side of history.",
"This is accurate",
"Holy shit that’s funny!",
"Oh no.",
"His entire face looks like a turkeys gobble. It doesn't help that he's an insufferable demon. ",
"Granny had more sense.",
"She's soooo much cooler that that douche. Do you really think that dork could make a proper fricassee opossum? ",
"Holy shit. Which one is Jeff Sessions? ",
"He looks like a fucking turtle I've said it many times and I'll say it many more.",
"Yep. First thought ",
"Honestly, how is he still in office?",
"And a backbone.",
"More like if the granny had sex with a turtle. ",
"Turtle turtle!",
"And a soul",
"I see Phyllis from The Office",
"Mitch McConnell aka Franklin The Turtle ",
"Minus the sex appeal.",
"He looks like a turtle",
"Granny has a better neck.",
"Yeah, if granny had a weaker chin.",
"I've always thought he looked like Mason Verger. ",
"Yep, and no amount of reposting is going to make it any more, or any less, true.",
"https://i.imgur.com/xRZIgNq.jpg",
"I think he looks like Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth.\nhttps://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3579051138_2f5d5fdd08.jpg",
"I said the same thing before I saw your post.",
"He no joke looks like the chief of police of a small town near me.",
"That turtle is freaking huge. ",
"I dont think i can unsee this ever",
"I prefer the turtle comparisons. ",
"I would have complimented O'Connell, saying he has the better double chin. Perhaps triple.",
"And balls",
"or Franklin's [slow great-grampa](https://youtu.be/gbYsntpX6GM?t=4m26s) ",
"She would kick his ass, on his best day\n",
"Mitch looked better as [a younger man](http://imgur.com/314EKxd)",
"Please don’t insult Granny",
"\"and man hiding a bird in his mouth\"",
"And the granny looks like one of the guys out of rammstein, the dude who plays the keyboard.",
"Mitch McConnell looks like the old guy in the whee chair from Hannibal that got talked in to slicing off his own face with a piece of broken mirror. \n\nEdit:\n\nHis name was Mason Verger. \nHis name was Mason Verger. \nHis name was Mason Verger. \n\nhttp://hannibal.wikia.com/wiki/Mason_Verger",
"Bitch McConnell ",
"[Jeff Sessions is way closer](https://i.imgur.com/k9o0Keo.jpg)",
"Or a turtle",
"And Granny looks strangely like Tim Cook...",
"Mitch McConnell looks like an old degrading Vault Buddy with his face melting.",
"i just want to know why he does what he does with his mouth",
"No one will ever convince me that that man is not a turtle ",
"It's a trick, they are both Jeff.",
"Fuck marry kill: McConnell, ted cruz, Sean Hannity ",
"Disturbing.\n \nhttps://imgur.com/a/PrMnK",
"turtle lips! \n\nHey, if we are gonna make fun of him. Let's also make fun of barney Frank's elmer fuddish speech.\n\nEdit: Oh no he retired? I always loved to listen to him talk. \n\nEdit: Only once in my life have I ran across another person who talked like elmer fudd. And that was when I was a kid on the farm. We boarded horses and had one deadbeat boarder whose relatives finally paid up their bill. I was the only one home at the time and they brought cash and one of the relatives wanted a Waseet. ",
"Granny needs more wattle. ",
"This has made my week. Thanks",
"[Mitch McTurtle](http://www.jerkmagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/toby-turtle.jpg)",
"A turtle. Mitch looks like a turtle. ",
"It's just a ramp now. Or a wattle. No point in trying to count because you'd have to figure out where to draw the lines.",
"i dare say that granny looks better than mitch mcconnel. Would smash\n",
"Don't you put this on that poor woman",
"[Granny in her younger days](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/f1/9e/35f19e324e67445bc3e44a1512f2402f.jpg)",
"Holy shit, if I didnt know that was McConnel, i would have thought this was meant for a /r/loseit face gains post.",
"Honestly, Granny looks better",
"to me he's always looked like Beaker from the Muppets\n\ngoddamn no-chin having motherfucker",
"His chin sucks.He should grow a goatee",
"Also exactly like the guy who Hannibal lecter chewed his face off. ",
"Perhaps it's like Pinocho, the more lies he helps spread, the bigger the waddle gets?",
"i always think [Boss Nass](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/822480565077213189/bf7S_r0m_400x400.jpg) even sorta sounds like him to me. i'd love to hera him shake his head and do a Nass \"BLU-BLU-BLU-BLU\".",
"The only man with a weaker chin that granny.",
"She has more chin.",
"I fine woman who doesn’t deserve that. She could sure smoke them crawdads. ",
"I'd rather fight Mitch McConnell than granny. Granny would whoop me good.",
"Sessions is another politician that needs to gtfo. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wausb/mitch_mcconnell_looks_like_granny_from_the/?st=JDFEQP4O&sh=7389354d",
"Man, having this pointed out to me has taken a tonne of weight off of my mind like, yeah he looks like a turtle but god damnit WHO does he look like? I just couldn’t place it and here it is... ",
"Can’t unsee this... hilarious! Thanks for posting!",
"I thought r/deepfakes was shut down?",
"https://gfycat.com/ClutteredAdolescentIslandwhistler",
"Only less healthy, and she's dead.",
"This dude looks like someone who was bullied in school and now is making sure everyone feels the way he did- not able to do anything under someone with more power. ",
"And Nancy Pelosi looks like the crypt keeper. Surprise surprise old people look old.",
"Fucking uncanny. Jethro, cut me a switch. ",
"I'd just like to fight Mitchell McConnell. So... Fucking... Satisfying. I'd take it to a jury and fight for no contest.",
"I’ve thought this since the first time I saw him in a pic. Came here to look for this response. Glad I’m not alone!",
"Mitch McConnell is one ugly ass motherfucker. ",
"He fucking sounds like him too. ",
"There’s something odd about Granny in this pic... can’t put my finger on it.",
"I thought we settled this. Jefferson Bouregard Sessions played Granny",
"**Holy Crap!** [Totally Toby!](https://youtu.be/9C6H_BAIEiE?t=1m1s)",
"This dude has the definition of a “weak chin”. I imagine if he chews on something too hard he might knock himself out. ",
"Granny has a chin not a fold. ",
"Have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time?",
"I sometimes marvel at how, when there's a bona fide human specimen of pure evil, he ends up not looking like a mustache-twirling crook.",
"I always expect to hear Droopy Dog whenever he opens his mouth.",
"Mitch’s neck is Quirrell’s head-Voldemort. ",
"Should get his counterpart Freddie Munster from the house and tour.",
"And smells like chewing tobacco. ",
"I mean, we've never seen them in the same room before. ",
"Only a trillion times uglier. ",
"**[No he don't](https://i.imgur.com/Ck1ItWG.jpg)**",
"*puts firewood in an electric stove*",
"Except Granny had a spine",
"He looks like someone took his letuce. ",
"I see your Granny, and I’d like to raise you one [Pale Man](https://imgur.com/a/MDJtG). ",
"Mutual Combat",
"Now I feel like I am not alone.",
"Zero percent chance that's not his sister /cousin (same thing?) /half sister ish",
"http://www.d3von.com/biddy_compilation.jpg",
"Reddit loves to be an online bully. ",
"Mcconnell looks like his human suit is worn out.",
"Scumbag turtle. ",
"There are better ways of trashing these garbage politicians. \n\nIt's like the whole \"trump is a fatass\" remark. Really shows friends what youre thinking and comes off pretty shitty.",
"we are ALL Jeff Sessions on this blessed day :)",
"Granny + sex with Franklin = Mitch",
"Speak for yourself",
"GOOD point",
"ramen ",
"She looks a lot better than him.",
"Let me guess, he's a Republican.",
"Hey HEY ... Wut u say bout muh Granny!!!?",
"I don't understand how this is trashing him. It's just a really uncanny resemblance.",
"JEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!",
"Granny wasnt an evil cunt either. ",
"Granny - played by Irene Ryan - is responsible for one of the most prestigious acting scholarships in the country. So she's also charitable AND invested in the arts. (Seriously the Irene Ryan has been part of the Kennedy Center American College Theatre Festival since 1972, with both regional and national winners)",
" wouldn't be prudent",
"Can I upvote twice for this double year, cultural reference? \n\nCan I get an Amen?",
"Also... A turtle",
"Amazing what a 1/8\" of heavily leaded makeup foundation will do for you",
"For being against bullying so much it's pretty crazy to see so much of it on the front page all the time. ",
"I do not see a resemblance",
"I'll give it to you if you can find an example that is closer than OP.",
"That man has a vagina on his neck.",
"He Looks more like [Mason Verger who's face was eaten by Hannibal Lecter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Verger)",
"I am ALL Jeff Sessions on this blessed day :)\n\n^(^Good ^god ^that ^hurt ^to ^type, ^even ^if ^it ^is ^for ^a ^KenM ^joke)",
"Someone really ought to take his lettuce away.",
"That’s just what it looks like when he takes his shell off to get it power washed ",
"Oh shit! Another Republican!",
"I sexually identify as Jeff Sessions. ",
"And a brain",
"My mom!!!!!!",
"Not something I thought I'd be picturing... Ever...",
"One pictures oil if you say \"back gold\", the other sees a chain gang.",
"Come on people granny is way better looking they look nothing alike ",
"What the dghftfv huh\nI guess that's where ellie may gets her looks from ",
"Id put on glassjaw and go to town",
"Nah, he just looks like a turtle",
"Grannys probably packin a bigger wing dang doodle also...",
"[Heres the senator as a youngster](http://imgur.com/qf0jgnX)\n",
"I'm sure she was a much better person than he is.",
"Too bad he has none of the humor, wit, or white lightning of Granny.",
"No, I smoked the devil's lettuce today. I'm a bad person! ",
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh\n\nYup ",
"Her eyes see the soul. Lol (kind of)",
"She looks better.",
"I am all Geff Cessations on this blessed Day!",
"[Watch your head(stone), granny](https://youtu.be/JDkww6u2Q1Y)",
"That is so damn mean to Irene Ryan. She rules. Mitch is a turkey necked douche nozzle. ",
"You're welcome.\n\nEdit: Nice play on words, btw.",
"Holy shit",
"http://davekloc.bigcartel.com/product/mitch-mcconnell-is-a-monster-t-shirt\n\n\nFunny enough I'm actually wearing this shirt today haha.",
"Yes! I’ve thought this forever. ",
"I’m always reminded of Gary oldmans character from Hannibal. ",
"I blame the first lady for her ineffective online bullying campaign.",
"Who's that guy wiping his shell off?",
"Do it for granny",
"Granny would make Turtle Soup out of Mitch McConnell.",
"And a heart",
"Mitch McConnell loves to be a bully in real life.\n\nTo millions of people.",
"He looks so much like a turtle. And I mean no disrespect to turtles when I say that.",
"Don't insult the turtle. They're not evil.",
"Granny has a stronger chin.",
"I've thought this for a long time man, glad to see I'm not the only one haha",
"For real though, what the fuck happened to his lips?",
"Ugh now I've got something to the effect of Mr. Garrison scissoring with Mr. Slave. I'm gonna sleep like shit tonight.",
"An intern. Things were different in the 19th century",
"Dolt.",
"Hello Jeff Sessions, I am also Jeff Sessions.",
"There is very little you can tell me to convince me that he is not.",
"He kind of *is* Granny actually.",
"Suicide should be an option.",
"Boom, roasted.",
"Pffft he wishes.. At least she’s got a chin. ",
"And my axe",
"...that's fucking scary.",
"Turn the volume up enough and he'll dissolve before you can even throw the first punch.",
"turtling intensifies ",
"Wattle. ",
"You should probably see an otolaryngologist once you’ve put out that pants fire.",
"You're post history is embarrasing. ",
"I love you",
"He has always reminded me of [this guy](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZDFiNWU5ZjEtMjFhNS00NzU0LWI1YTItNGExNjU2OGFlNjhmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDUxNjc5NjY@._V1_.jpg)",
"He kind of reminds me of the witch of the waste from Howl’s Moving Castle.",
"Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time???",
"My thoughts exactly, Granny, was crabby, sometimes mercurial or sharp-witted, but never mean, almost always funny and was loved by millions. Senator McConnell is none of those things.",
"[You, shall live.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGj8B4tLK-g)",
"#good bot",
"Except he doesn't look anything like her. At all. In the least bit. In any way, shape, or form. So. ",
"Both parties are fucking unbearable oh my god. Republicans did this same shit when Obama was pres",
"\"What kind of senator is this?\"\n\n\"That's a tortoise\"",
"Thats right Mr Hat.",
"The US government = the Beverly Hillbillies \n\nThink about it... they are all there!",
"*loads a round*",
"Double standard",
"Where the fuck are his teeth?",
"I like how people are speculating she chose that to intentionally annoy Donald Trump",
"A senatortoise, if you will.\n\nEdit: sorry, im a dad",
"So he did receive government assistance? God damned welfare queen!",
"Right?",
"Yeh he looks more like a turtle. But then that's insulting to turtles",
"How dare you insult granny like that ",
"Idk why but he looks like he gets down with some autonepiophilia",
"This is so mean to Granny",
"McConnell is worse than any “bully”.",
"That is a man who very much is turtley enough for the turtle club. ",
"Not as ugly as his actions.",
"Granny really let herself go",
"Granny looks attractive in comparison. ",
"This is why i love reddit",
"Granny was the coolest most badass tv show character ever. https://i.imgur.com/BM1xIz8.gifv\n",
"Sessions is definitely Grandpa Munster.",
"I’ve never been so horned up in my life. ",
"I would just like to remind everyone that Jeff Sessions uttered these words, \"[marijuana is] only slightly less awful [than heroine]\". As Attorney General he has pushed back state protections set by Obama that allows states to legalize medicinal marijuana, and not risk people being arrested and dispensaries being raided.",
"This needs to be a thing. Like with the Dothraki, “Mitch McConnell is the Beverly Hillbillies Granny, Yes Khaleesi it is known.”",
"I think he looks like a turtle",
"Where are his lips?",
"Like any of these old-ass Senators would agree to mutual combat.",
"Til",
"He will always be Mason Verger to me.",
"You'd get a rolling pin to the head from her.",
"Mitch McConnell looks so horrible",
"I can see it in the photo, but overall I thought Sessions looks more like Cotton Hill.",
"I remember watching the tonight show when they showed his weird staring ad comparing him to the turtle. Being Belgian I had no idea who he was and I thought he was a politician running for office in some small town, the moment I realized he was a leading republican I almost fell off my chair... How can somebody like that get elected in the US where you have to have a bit of charisma, so I looked up his policies.., I looked again.., and again and again. Nope still have no clue why anyone would vote for him.",
"I will have you know that this is The Honorable* Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third that you mention, sir.\n\n\\* A quick search indicates that once a Senator always a Senator at least as far as the honorific goes.",
"You're insulting granny. Mitch is a turtle without a shell and is one of the biggest pieces of shit in the Congress",
"Ah! I recognize that red and white checked shirt.",
"This shit distracts from the real problems",
"Nah. That throat pouch is more amphibian and less bev hills granny. ",
"Speak for everyone else\n\n",
"Yeah, \"looks like\".",
"When Mitch McConnell farts it sounds like a bat coughing",
"Too much turtle neck.",
"McConnell looks like the pale man",
"Also, Gary Oldman in Hannibal",
"I love how the self proclaimed, enlightened party of compassion only treats ppl kindly who think just like them. ",
"I hate this fucking turtle",
"Mitch McConnell looks like a McDonald's poop I took back in 1999",
"I have nothing helpful to add, just wanted to stop by and call him a garbage human. ",
"Considering he is the most notorious online bully, it is more that we are getting irony poisoning.",
"Granny looks like less of a pussy.",
"She looks like him actually!",
"Imagine if this was done to Hillary.",
"[Is Mitch Beaker, a Turtle, or Something else?](https://imgur.com/a/4FBaR)",
"Tabakky",
"I will not tolerate that kind of disrespect for Irene Ryan!",
"He has a neck pouch full of old condoms which she does not.",
"He looks more like Granny than Granny does. ",
"Take literally a second and read what you just typed.",
"omg, I really need to rewatch this show.",
"what are you talking about?",
"I always think of these [guys](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d7/Scammer_aliens.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20080409152055) from futurama personally. ",
"Attack his backside where you would normally find a human spine",
"Granny had bigger balls. ",
"Grandma has a stronger chin",
"Irene Ryan. Hmmmm... Ryan? How deep does this go?\n\nJust sayin'...",
"True, Granny wasn't evil",
"How do you not know who Mitch McConnell is?",
"I will not bake you a cake then. ",
"At least she has a chin.",
"He's wearing glasses and has the same facial expression. Plus he's old \n\nThey do not look anything alike other than these aspects.",
"The only political posts that last on this sub are anti Republican, pro Democrat. And they usually involve taking shots at the Reps. Funny how they claim to take the higher ground but never end up there.",
"“Watch ya head, granny!”",
"People defending McConnell really know nothing about him ",
"poster child for trout mouth",
"And an unhealthy, out of shape Granny Clampitt at that.",
"THANK YOU",
"It's simply because he has an \"R\" next to his name. That's it. ",
"All wear a pointed white hat well...\n\n",
"I read that as Birch McConnel.",
"Very insightful comment.",
"You damn Liberals, constantly making dumb, stupid comparisons to demean GOP leaders just because they disa....wait....\n\nShit. He really *does* look like Granny....",
"It's the principle of just making an insult based off of looks. While this dude can easily be insulted for his actions. \n\nJust comes off childish and lazy. Especially lazy",
"I'm the turtliest member of the Turtle Club!",
"you don't know what i do with my life",
"I came here to say the same thing. Let's not compare McConnell to Ryan, Ryan has left an amazing legacy for young artists! ",
"what is that hollow glare into what 'the space between their ears'??\n\nit seems a lot of racists have that 'look' .",
"He looks like a turtle.",
"He'll buy lies.",
"Looks like a coopa",
"She was a championship wrastler back in her day",
"Mitch McConnell *fucks* like Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. \n",
"I almost impulsivey bought that shirt thanks to your link",
"He'd most likely turtle ",
"[Sorry, that's already taken.](http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/jg56b24de4.jpg)",
"TBF, Granny had a much stronger chin.\n\nAnd bigger balls.",
"I would recommend not putting your finger on it, It may snap if provoked.",
"Has this man ever smiled in his life?\n",
"Thats funny. \n",
"He looks like Franklin the turtle ",
"That is an insult to granny.",
"No he looks like Oogway from King Fu Panda",
"McConnell's chin looks like a piece of smashed soggy Texas toast.",
"Fighting turtles is mean. :(",
"I always thought of him as [more of a bird](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/c/cf/Hyper-Chicken.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090822141314)",
"WRONG! He looks like a turtle!",
"I like Mitch McConnells.",
"Wow",
"How dare they compare Granny to MM! She looks nothing like a turtle! She’s the kind of granny I would have loved to have had lol. You know you’d have to mind her cause she’d be a mean little cuss if you acted up! ",
"Kanye is that you? 🙈",
"You mean Gary Oldman?",
"https://i.imgur.com/CnDskNN.jpg",
"Can’t argue with you there.",
"No. ",
"If he sees this an extra million more kids will lose their healthcare. ",
"Can't be, the Beverly Hillbillies at least meant well when they did something dumb. The US Government does it on purpose.",
"Needs more .jowel",
"JEB!",
"Maybe on a good day.",
"Nope take my upvote and get out, you're done here.",
"Mm, I don't think he really does.",
"Why you gotta go and insult Granny like that? What did she ever do to you?",
"Perhaps because she, like everyone else, clearly hates him.",
"https://poplur-today.com/2018/02/07/10-surprising-facts-about-the-trump-family/amp/",
"And they are equally in touch. ",
"Ok dad......",
"Do you get aroused when you watch poor people suffer?",
"He looks like an asshole. ",
"I somehow first read that as Matthew McConaughey.",
"looks like he just smoked a joint to the dome and didn't share.",
"Pence probably wants to taze you for that.",
"Just because they disagree with you politically doesn't make them evil",
"I prefer granny",
"Well I do declare that I cannot recall that, sir.",
"r/evenwithcontext",
"Look, I’m as liberal as they come, but you trying to denigrate an entire political party isn’t helping anything. This country is already deeply divided, but flaunting your supposed ‘intellectual superiority’ only does two things. It completely closes people off to seeing your point of view and makes all other Democrats seem worse because you’re being an arrogant ass.\n\nSo if you’re trolling begone, and if you sincerely hold these views begone as well. Your rhetoric is only worsening the problem though I’m sure you’re completely aware. \n\nAnd I don’t know what country you’re from when you say you’re not from here, but this certainly how American civil discourse should not work and any republicans reading this comment should take it with a grain of salt, this man is not a real liberal nor a real democrat.\n",
"Hey now, don't be disrespecting granny or she'll be chasing you around the cement pond with her shotgun. You know how much Mr. Drysdale hates it when she pops off a few shots, and I'm not talking about the ones for medicinal purposes.",
"Turtles have backbones, they are just fused to their shells",
"The Movie even Disney is too afraid to make.",
"I don’t know what I expected.",
"There's just something about his face that makes me wanna punch it.",
"Someone send this to Stephen Colbert",
"The answer there: [Jeff.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY)",
"I adore Reddit. 20k upvotes. At least half of them because he is a Republican. Can we please stop memeing politics?",
"Risky click of the night. I was pleased. ",
"That's a good one I should add it to [my collection](https://imgur.com/a/4FBaR)...\n",
"And yet we complain about tribalism without giving it a single thought",
"No shit man. I tried dating a more liberal minded chick once. Like a quarter of the stuff she would talk to me about is how she was a liberal, and that it obviously means she cares about people more than non liberals. Im not a republican myself, I think they're shit, I just support trump. I damn well think I care about our people myself. I get judged, called a nazi, like what the fuck. ",
"It looks like Granny Clampett has a stronger chin",
"Think about it. Have you ever seen both of them in the room at the same time? ",
"Haha that’s pretty funny ",
"Just once I want someone to smile at me the way Mitch McConnell smiles at the idea of looting millions of children's health care.",
"[Got just the thing for that.](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5100/1320/1600/snapshot20050808185730.jpg)",
"So goes the state of American politics. Republicans are hated on Reddit so their appearance is mocked. Imagine Obama looking like an old woman (or worse) posted to Reddit getting up voted to the top. ",
"Can't wait to see this on facebook for the next 10 months",
"Only if we are happy continuing to watch the US fall apart. ",
"The white one.",
"Yo calm down people. Refer to him as Bitch McConnell or Turtle Man. No need to be showing respect by using his real name, and for those of you literally voting for this disgrace, I hope hell is real. ",
"Damn, now i want one, but they only have S and XL... ",
"Only when he launders his leftover campaign funds into his accounts.",
"GET 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 MAN 👏WHO 👏 WOULD 👏 USE 👏 THE 👏 NUCLEAR 👏 OPTION 👏 ON 👏YOU",
"Uh not really",
"Damn I miss Jon Stewart",
"Dude you ever see Alex Jones out and about in his big truck?",
"Seems like a bunch of us thought the same thing! Poor Irene Ryan!",
"He has the most punch able face I've ever seen. ",
"I don’t know what it’s called, and I think I know what you’re referring to, but I don’t think it’s called a gobble. ",
"Can someone combine their necks into one normal sized old person neck?",
"I always thought he looked like a sad turtle. ",
"This is a man who filibustered himself because someone with a different letter beside their name agreed with him. He is the worst kind of politician and honestly a pretty shitty person.",
"Hi Jeff Sessions, I'm John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. ",
"And a turtle",
"His papa ",
"Does someone have a photo of Paul McCartney?",
"Right?",
"I've shared this info on a different thread a while ago, Verger was played by Gary Oldman. ",
"Chances are they're related with all the inbreeding...",
"He looks like a turtle 🐢 ",
"There's still /r/GifFakes.",
"He's not exactly well known outside of the political realm.",
"Pence is a dead ringer for Cotton",
"He also appears to have [fetal alcohol syndrome](https://image.slidesharecdn.com/04-fetalalcoholsyndrome-170102162412/95/fetal-alcohol-syndrome-24-638.jpg?cb=1483374401).",
"Dat chin tho",
"Ok?",
"Ayy Reddit. The place where you can make fun of the way Republicans look because this place is a blue party circle jerk. ",
"Hes the perfect GOP representative party over everything... even the people the represents. ",
"28, currently watching it for the first time, with my aunt who watched it as a child. It's marvelous. ",
"Wow, [*sanpaku*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku) eyes. Supposedly it means that you are a bit out of whack, but I find it alluring all the same.",
"My name jeff",
"TIL Mitch McConnell looks like a *lot* of shit.",
"But not really...",
"The turtle man from Dana Carvey’s movie. The one about the guy with multiple disguises. I really can’t be bothered to look it up, but I can just hear him say “I’m a turtle”.",
"These comments are like we are on r/photoshopbattles. \n\n",
"Trash comment",
"Don't insult Beaker like that. ",
"The resemblance is uncanny",
"Well then! See you at the food court!",
"Well there we go, can't unsee that",
"If I say kill, kill, kill, will the secret service come after me? ",
"This Mitch McConnell seems like he didn’t have a lot of sex in his life. Just sayin’",
"No he looks worse",
"Reddit isn't a single person, so no. ",
"Only when sucking out human souls.",
"That's my name too ",
"I always thought he looked like the kid from [Bagger Vance](https://i.imgur.com/Vav630n.jpg) as an old man",
"So you’re in Austin? Are you going to sxsw? Maybe a band or movie panel member will see this and shoot you tickets for the laugh ",
"Oh fuck, they're everywhere!",
"Granny wore it better. ",
"😂",
"At least one of them knows the term Jury Nullification, you can count on it.",
"I was very upset when I watched this movie and realized it wasn't a remake of [Labyrinth](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/).",
"This. It feels like Chicken-Boo from Animaniacs, he's just some turtle person trying to pass himself off as human. No one will believe it until he's passed on and they discover his shell, but it would probably be covered up.\n\nReptiloids? No. Terrapinoids.",
"Cool.",
"Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi looks like the Crypt Keeper on Xanax and Dianne Feinsteiin is a walking corpse that sustains herself on the pain of Californian gun owners being infringed upon.",
"Chuck Schumer came straight from Space Balls ",
"And my ax",
"FILI👏BUSTER👏OR👏MOVE👏ALONG👏BUSTER",
"Don't apologize for genius",
"TIL sanpaku eyes are a thing.",
"I am going but yeah, that would be insane",
"https://i.imgur.com/9fML2hz.jpg",
"fuck you're right I'm not going to read any news in the next 3 weeks because I saw this image.",
"You're should both be embarrased.",
"^^This. This is why I love Reddit. ",
"If you think politics is a TV show, you might want to read about politics somewhere outside of reddit.",
"[They'd get along famously](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/irene-ryan-holds-up-a-pair-of-confederate-flags-as-daisy-moses-the-picture-id84070935)\n\n",
"Had anyone ever noticed a lot of Republican politicians constantly wear a frown? Some, like Paul Ryan even seem to have their mouth in a frown despite the fact that they are seemingly smiling.\n\nTry this yourselves...consider that someone has caught you in a lie that you really don't gaf about. What shape did your mouth just make?",
"Y’all come back now y’hear?!",
"I'm Jeff sessions and so is my wife!",
"No. She has more of a chin than he does. ",
"She has a stronger jawline.",
"Don’t you dare disrespect Granny like that! There’s a fryin’ pan with your name on it comin’ right up! ",
"Turtle Myrtle.",
"How upset would snowflakes be if Michelle Obama was compared to a picture of a black male? Hypocritical fucktards.",
"Similarity ends there.Granny was honorable, and decent.",
"[McConnell during mating season.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4uVqM_HFiY)",
"Watch your head, Granny!",
"What happens when you go out?",
"Politicians on both sides do plenty of filibustering. Your point?",
"Granny looks prettier ",
"No he doesnt.",
"that's insulting to Granny...",
"I've never been prouder of reddit in my entire life",
"TIL Granny was a Republican.",
"that's the kind of shit that made him that distrusting asshole.",
"How in the world is the elf in charge of the DOJ more racist than Granny, mind boggling?!",
"I thought he was the [Master of Disguise](http://noiselesschatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/masterdisguise10.png) 16 years later",
"Yea but Mitch doesn't know how to cook up any tasty viddles. ",
"Bullying people based on their appearance is okay when its republicans got it cool.",
"Here's the true test of compassion. A liberal is more likely to give money to a homeless guy on the street. A conservative isn't. Who's more compassionate? The liberal, right? Wrong. Ask any social worker that works with homeless people and they'll tell you that giving them money is the worst thing you can do for them. Having a good job, paying taxes, and paying into programs that can get them in their feet in the long term is best. However, liberals are only out to make themselves feel better, feel morally superior. Giving the homeless guy money makes them feel better inside. It signals to themselves and others that they are part of the compassionate, enlightened group.",
"Mitch looks like a cartoon turtle ",
"He filibustered HIS OWN BILL! ",
"He looks like animated foreskin. ",
"JEE-yefa-sun BO-ruh-GAWD SAYESH-unz the TURD\n\nI mean THURD.\n\nNo, just kidding again. \n\nPerhaps TURDLE may be more accurate.",
"There are some kinks that should stay in the closet. ",
"Everybody shouts.",
"Fred Durst had a vagina on his chin.\n\nHe would diddle it then sue himself for sexual harassment. ",
"Mitch McConnell is one of the only people who is indeed turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.",
"Granny is Jeff, and Jeff is Granny?\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/aOmYewg.mp4",
"To be fair, Mitch's chin is just fine - it is the skin scrotum that he has taunting his chin from below that isn't too appealing.\n\nHaving said that, I'd prefer if everyones face was just erased with an anonymous question mark, because when it comes to politicians, it should not matter what they look like.",
"Okay. ",
"I'd say Mitch would look more like the granny from squidbillies",
"this is what i don't like about liberals on the internet. they tend to be so sensitive and superficial that they think posts like the ones we are commenting on are effective answers to memes like what The_D can cook up. ",
"Granny has a much stronger chin. And no lazy eye. ",
"Only he has less worth",
"Yep, that's the reddit hypocrisy for you ",
"This is my brother Jeff Sessions, this is my other brother Jeff Sessions. ",
"Fuck BITCH mcCONnel",
"mynameisjeff",
"Granny even has a much stronger chin than Sessions. Damn shitty chin lizards. ",
"At least he's aged well",
"I wanted to upvote, you true patriot, but it was at 1776 so I left this comment instead.",
"I made [this collage ](https://imgur.com/gallery/RMeuJ) awhile ago.",
"I'm a liberal. But bullying is bullying.",
"dark side of the force is murder on the skin",
"[Actual younger picture](https://i.imgur.com/1NmGgDU.jpg) of Mitch, in case anyone is actually curious.",
"Fuck that corporate sellout. He should be on r/punchablefaces",
"I knew he looked familiar.",
"Tree Trunks ",
"No, he looks like a fucking turtle",
"i vaguely remember that from my childhood and have always wondered:\n\nwhat movie is that?",
"Granny has a better jawline",
"throwaway account indeed",
"Also because he's a terrible person. I'd hate him no matter what party he's affiliated.",
"OP, what color is the sky?",
"Don't insult granny.",
"Oh really? What do they shout?",
"Ctrl+F \"Turtle\" \n\n51 results. ",
"God I miss Jon Stewart.",
"Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club.",
"He actually looks like the guy with part of a face from the movie Hannibal ",
"His chin has a nose and a chin. His throat has jowels.",
"We're gonna need a comparison image.",
"Only if it's to a conservative they don't like. Off limits to joke about appearances otherwise",
"Come on, don't insult Granny Moses, she doesn't deserve this comparison",
"A",
"Haha yeah tribalism, those REPUBLIKKKANS are so into the tribalism!!!",
"I've seen him attempt to smile once. He came to my high school and spoke to us about a decade ago. He briefly referred to iBoxes and xPods. It was so cringe-worthy and obvious that I was almost amazed that it even happened.\n\nEdit: Oh, sorry. He tried to purse his lips into a smile after he was violently laughed at. Keep in mind, it wasn't that it was such a glaring mistake, it was that he was attempting to use those terms to express to a younger generation how he can connect with them. I don't know how he is still in office... ",
"Tell me more...",
"He looks more like Maude Eccles from GTAV IMHO [1](https://i.imgur.com/8cmHwSP.png)\n\n\n[2](https://i.imgur.com/1bxv5B8.jpg) ",
"Democrats filibuster too. Want to end filibusters? Vote someone in who will push for it; guarantee neither side will go along with it.",
"My great uncle was married to this fine lady!!",
"Irene Ryan, what a dish",
"I seem to recall the word \"tribalism\" being bandied about a lot lately, wonder why... ",
"McConnell received the Kentucky Life Science Champion Awards for his work in promoting innovation in the life science sector\n",
"Has he aged well, or younged poorly?",
"As a vagina owner, HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!",
"Because Pelosi is so magnanimous and sacrificial... /s",
"Omg 😂",
"Liberals are funny. Don’t judge someone by their looks, unless they’re republicans. Just a bunch of hypocrites. ",
"\"I do not recollect\"",
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!",
"Yeah but Granny Clampett had a spine. Mitch is an invertebrate.",
"He reminds me of Roger Ebert",
"Canım granny demişsin ama bildiğin Aziz Yıldırım bu!",
"Far right. ",
"The meme lords are out in force tonight! I love it!",
"Trump forced him to look like this.",
"He looks like a flabby turtle",
"🎶And he smells like one too! 🎶",
"No, he is a turtle.. it can’t be unseen ",
"truly a great man and a humanitarian",
"Both of these men are so deceptively cute.",
"Meh, polio will do that to you.",
"Its crazy how old people resemble each other with the sagging skin and whatnot. It's uncanny!",
"Does he just not have lips?",
"He looks like Granny fucked a turtle.",
"The colored one",
"Yes he does. He also looks like a turtle that hasn't seen water in 4,528 days.\n\nHe also looks like a guy that would shoot someone for being brown.\n\n/stoned and angry",
"Happy cake day :)",
"He looks like a fucked up turtle or a baloon with a smiley face drawn too close to the top as well. Do we owe him to that? No! We're mature like that. ",
"I think he looks more like a barn owl that got trapped in the capitol building for 50 years and is still trying to pretend like it's 1968.",
"Where is the politics tag?\n\nPeople say \"you can just filter it out\"\n\nHere we are, 4 hours ago almost 30K upvotes, and no no 'politics' tag. So it's all about making fun of how a Senator looks.\n\nShould we post Pelosi? Jesus christ this sub about pics has gone to shit",
"No.",
"How fucking dare you!!!!!!! Have you no shame? Don't tarnish her memory by linking her to that scrot chinned ass hat.",
"I hope I die before my neck looks like that.",
"Okay, I don't want to call you a Nazi for liking Trump no matter how much that hurts me as a human, but did you ever think maybe your views on certain topics are what get you called as such? Go through this next series of questions and you may find the reason. You don't have to answer on Reddit, just do some reflection.\n\nHow do you feel about the dreamers, homosexuals, transexuals, Muslims, and Christians? \n\nDo you find publications like the NYT to be less reliable than someone like Steve Bannon or Alex Jones, how do you feel about network news? --note that while the belief that an individual is a better source of information does not make you a Nazi, the belief that the two mentioned are correct may be enough\n\nDo you think every human life is equally valuable, even in your country, if people are legal or not?\n\nWhile it may be obvious in terms of being a Nazi, but ask yourself if you believe any of the conspiracies with a \"deep state\" run by the Jews.\n\nTo better generalize, and be honest with yourself: do you feel any desire to persecute others?\n\nIf you feel like you can express your opinions on any of these questions with, let's say, a person left of center in political ideology without them reeling in disgust, you're probably not a Nazi of any kind.",
"That clip was from the movie, tho.",
"Except Granny would have been a Democrat based on today's low class GOP standards.",
"[Yes](http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/594421ea9a7af5d1008b4dd1-480/mitch-mcconnell.jpg) but [it's](https://s.abcnews.com/images/Politics/AP_mitch_mcconnell_jef_141105_16x9_992.jpg) not a good [thing](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/mt/2016/02/AP_808875865004/lead_960.jpg?1456337738)",
"Unbelievable ",
"Something wrong... snowflake?",
"How is he still in office?\n",
"They nama jeff",
"Just posting a pic of this comment getting this many upvotes would rustle sooo many jimmies over in r/Kanye ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3JDvgwCQeziGb7gY/giphy.gif",
"The 2nd most punchable face in the republican party.",
"Fuck, I hope you are troll otherwise this is just sad. \n\nThe issue isn't the filibuster its that he fucking filibustered his own bill. If you cant see how ridiculous this is you deserve people like him running your country. ",
"5 minutes with that guy. just 5 minutes. I wanna know how he feels about the most basic things. I'd love to have coffee with him so I can gauge him on the most human level. (i fully expect him to fail)",
"That’s because it is him! Granny was his old sleeve",
"No lips",
"Frog looking fuck ",
"Hey!! Don't insult Granny that way!!!",
"I will never not upvote Beaker. \n*Becker? Come on...? ",
"He also looks like my Aunt Mary Helen, like exactly.\n\nApparently someone disagrees",
".. are you trying to defend McConnell by pointing out other politicians can be bad?",
"I suspect he's actually a twink with a sadistic streak.",
"Jeff Sessions is the fool's fig leaf ",
"it's not my fault. It's a condition!",
"man I hope Mitch gets voted out. I'm getting tired of looking at his face.",
"The problem is obama did nothing to actually get this put into law he just ordered the Justice dept to generally look the other way. He could have had it declassified as well but didn’t push for any of it. It’s fucked either way.",
"::crickets:: ",
"That's not a very nice thing to say about granny. ",
" Yeah but he definitely still looks like a turtle",
"aaw, Mitch found his mom",
"So much yiff going on in that clip..",
"Also looks like a turtle 🐢 ",
"Annnnd the putinbots are here.",
"Oh no! Is this a political post!? \n\nThank you, brave Redditor, for looking out for the rest of us who might have succumbed to this if not for your heroism. It’s especially laudable that you reposted it on r/shitpost to make sure other people can see how much this person looks like a weaker, pathetic version of granny. ",
"\"FUCK YOU!\"",
"Does that mean this is trump?\nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/0Pv4Zqs",
"Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle. ",
"If it looks like a hillbilly and it votes like a hillbilly it just might be a hillbilly.",
"Only if the poor people are gay though ",
"Forehead/brow/eyebrows are different \nEyes are different \nNose is different \nCheekbones are different \nJawline is different \nEars are different \nHair and hairline are different \n \n\nChin is a *little* similar and they're both old white people wearing glasses, that's the only similarity at all. At least the turtle comparisons are funny. \n \n",
"Wait, which one is the before picture?",
"Hey, brother!",
"If he wasn't such a horrible person I would feel bad about it, but he seems to go out his way to make poor peoples lives worse so I don't feel bad at all.",
"he may not have a spine but [his shell would be a bitch to get through](http://kwotable.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/IMG_6607.jpg)",
"This is amazing lol",
"yeh but she look yuger",
"Mitch has that mean cocaine dealer wife tho. She's probably the reason his chin looks like that. ",
"Just google image'd it. Unsettling. The most unnatural looking thing I've seen in a while",
"Yeah... Looks like",
"He looks more like Mason Verger, the villain from the movie Hannibal.\n,,,",
"[Closer to the Turtle Man](http://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/17025459/TurtleClub3.jpg)",
"On a somewhat related note, does anyone know where I can legally stream/download the old tmnt cartoon from the 90s?",
"could you imagine him as a child?",
"She had much better bone structure ",
"Some say he is still trying to recall the muscle memory to muster a smile to this day",
"No, it’s because he enacts policies that hurt the general public. Just because ‘R’s tens to do that these days, doesn’t mean it’s untrue bias ",
"Simpsons reference that immediately came to mind\n\nhttps://youtu.be/yjzzI2fX5aM",
"This man tried his best to take away my sick mom’s healthcare. Fuck off with the concern trolling. EDIT: And the regular trolling",
"1) She is much better looking.\n\n2) he is the ugliest of hillbillies. And boy is he a backwater, racist man. ",
"Were you just not paying attention? Michelle was constantly being accused of being a man for 8 years, and all she was doing was trying to get kids to eat healthier while McConnell is trying to do some truly horrible shit.",
"The one that is a piece of shit.",
"How dare you insult Granny Clampet like that!",
"Did he invent a way to embalm the skin of a live person?",
"Cotton Hill.",
"It’s painfully clear itt. Lots of whataboutism and gaslighting, no specific defense of him as a person.",
"Mitch would cry as he rang the lawyer",
"Either way, tge man has tge appearence of a creepy psychopath. ",
"That man doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself",
"[Original McConnell rendering](https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/bixmVFc)",
"i fucking hate this website.",
"THIS. This *This* **This** ^THIS ",
"Two wrongs don't make a right.\n\nI despise him, and I don't mean to concern troll, but shaming people for their looks is pretty scummy. Shame them for their actions instead.",
"Ahyup",
"Mitch McConnell looks like a big 'ole dook on the side walk on a hot day.",
"Shit. OP plz, still waiting. ",
"I bet his boobs droop more. 😆 ",
"Yo that’s so sick ",
"I also have turtles that I have loved, and found beautiful.",
"Look here u lil shit",
"He also looks like a soft and easy poo",
"This is terrifying. ",
"My dad used to deliver her newspaper. He said she was the nicest customer he had. I think we need to find someone else for the turtle man.",
"Fuck that turtle looking treasonous traitor and Fuck you too",
"We are ALL Jeff Sessions on this BLESSED day",
"Mr. Plinkett \"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE\" ",
"Most punchable face. (Not the Granny)",
"I swear I just saw this same post in this sub but with Jeff Sessions instead.",
"I agree with the statement in the title of this post.\n\nSincerely,\nJFS",
"TIL Mitch McConnell is the before pic of Granny's diet makeover.",
"Lmaoooo nooooo he want ready Hahaha I see it!",
"Is there some sort of reason he looks so odd?\n\nDoes he have some sort of medical issue kinda like how Down's Syndrome people have certain characteristics?\n\nIt reminds me of how even stereotypes aside it's not too uncommon to see chavs who have such a recessed chin it's basically non existent.",
"Maybe you should do something useful and off yourself",
"Da Da Da Da Daa Daa Daa Daa.",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/",
"Except granny looks like she still has a soul.",
"He also has a fucking turtle face. ",
"Human alchemy.",
"I can't believe you've done this",
"There once was a man named Jed...",
"Granny had scruples. ",
"Hi, I'm Mike Pence.",
"Mitch might be wearing a weird human suit.\n\nIt barely covers his reptilian form",
"No please. Stop. ",
"Please report this comment and user. It is a bot farming clicks to the website for ad revenue.",
"i cant imagine a young mitch McConnell\n\nhe was probably full of life back then....fighting the good fight to preserve segregated water fountains from those SJW blacks",
"Rare photo of Mitch McConnell in his den just before bed: \nhttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/49/Paleman1.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20170607224847",
"dark side of the force is murder on the ~~skin~~ chin",
"How dare you assume Bitch McCuckell's species? Xe identifies as turtlekin, shitlord.",
"Why do people vote for him ",
"He’s turtley enough for the turtle club. ",
"And yet the good people of Kentucky keep electing this mental hillbilly as their leader again and again. ",
"That chin looks so incredibly weak no matter what face he makes ",
"This made me laugh for 2 minutes straight and I don’t know why.",
"Why are we insulting an institution?",
"That Adam Lanza expression ",
"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard...",
"I thought I was alone on this. Apparently there are a lot of other people out there that help make me not feel so alone... :-) \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/FgBXsyC.jpg?1",
"yeah...McConnell just looks like a turtle.",
"It might just be the angle... But that hand has weirded me out. ",
"Ow the edge ",
"Granny wore it better.",
"His work with turtles was nothing short of astonishing ",
"[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/kvCoS_RRUIA)",
"Please don't insult Granny again. ",
"Master of disguise ",
"Granny is hotter. Less chins.",
"Oh boo-hoo, no shit, however I don't represent the party that claims to be so toleratant which is why I called them hypocritical. I'm also not offended by this image and think it's funny.",
"You're telling me those aren't two pictures of the same person?",
"YES. I have been saying this for so fucking long, I thought I was the only one to see it! It's clear as day!",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/4q07r0W.gif",
"Mitch McConnell is a cartoon villain. Who's voice sounds like that? Cartoons.",
"Sames",
"[I created an imgur account & downloaded a face swap app so I could:](https://imgur.com/gallery/RpaOD) ",
"They should make a movie about it.",
"Hurt the general public? Right... ",
"Granny Clampitt doesn't even look 60...",
"His wife was made transportation Secretary in the Trump admin. She just so happens to be their heir to one of the largest global shipping fleets in the world. No wonder he bends over backward to this dumb autocrat. https://theintercept.com/2018/02/05/mitch-mcconnell-elaine-chao-offshore-paradise-papers/",
"He did suffer from polio as a boy.",
"Who stole Mitch’s chin??!",
"Granny looks more human.",
"Shutdown 2: Electric Bugaloo \n",
"When that turtle croaks it will be a glorious day for Kentucky ",
"Granny still has more chin.",
"poor granny...",
"It's so annoying how necessary pointing out sarcasm is. that was pretty obvious to me",
"And hookers tell me I have the biggest dick they've ever seen",
"When the vittles hit ",
"Dude sounds like the elephant from adventure time. \"Tree trunks\" is her name. ",
"Aziz yıldırım",
"Exactly. He is too ugly to be a government worker. ",
"I don't trust anyone whom has no eyebrows.",
"*Clampett",
"I too had a Beyoncé-like response to this comment. ",
"Go cry somewhere else. Fucking SJWs man...",
"JEEEEEEEEEEEEFF!",
"Ji-kun never forget",
"The political realm. You mean the world?",
"No! [Sessions'](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C78hGl5VwAActX4.jpg) monkey ass holds that distinction. \n\nEd It : a postrophe",
"with an evil twist.",
"Poor poor Mitch McConnell. Can't even subvert democratic institutions in peace.",
"Speak for yourself.",
"#**HIS**\n\n#**OWN**\n\n#**BILL**\n",
"To think, UP and DOWN votes are all Topsy Turvy!",
"That's okay as long as long as it's not a pre-existing condition.",
"The real granny is always in the comments ",
"The electricity from the tazer will convert you into a straight man if the gay man is holding a Bible and a girl is touching his wee-wee at the same time.",
"That happens. Yesterday I was on a discussion thread for the Attack on Titan Manga and someone misspelled \"Jaw Titan\" as \"Jew Titan\" and that set me off for the longest time. ",
"McConnell could have been a great professional boxer. Without a chin, no need to defend from uppercuts.\n\nAlso, having a neck pouch must be practical - somewhere to keep your coins. Yes coins are kind of going out of fashion, but not in the millennium McConnell lives in - where giving commoners a few pennies in tax break is celebrated as a huge win for regular folksy people.",
"And my sax",
"You can’t when even your lips don’t want to be seen with you.",
"Pls don't",
"Don't fucking slander Granny like that.",
"More turtle wax",
"She's thinking about how to take away your healthcare, social security, and children's education.",
"He always reminds me of the [Scammer Aliens](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d7/Scammer_aliens.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20080409152055) from Futurama.",
"Because he knows how to help the rich and fuck the poor",
"Damn this subreddit has turned to shit.",
"Which one is granny and which one is Mitch mcconnell?",
"Could be both man and woman from the American Gothic painting. ",
"'#snowflake'\n\nIs that what you guys say?",
"Happy cake day ",
"Having way too much fun lol\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/w3UTH",
"Some transformations to share!\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/w3UTH",
"that's an insult to granny.\n\nand hillbillies.\n\nand people named Beverly.",
"I'd fuck granny. But Mitch fucks me. ",
"That is what I imagine an asexual human would look like",
"The people always shout. ",
"No, he doesn't. ",
"There was a lawsuit centered around a bakery that refused to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian wedding. The drama went on for a long time. ",
"Or James Ellsworth 30 years in the future. ",
"There are very few Democrats Reddit's willing to mock and that sure as hell isn't Hillary.",
"> Place of birth: Kentucky\n\nChecks out.",
"can't unsee",
"Reddit's basically the pot to its own kettle.",
"I still think he looks like a turtle.",
"[Droopy](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Droopy_dog.png)",
"I thought that was good old alex Fergie",
"Hi, Patrick!",
"[Turtle waxing was a thing](https://youtu.be/n35_3tZa1_M?t=22s)\n",
">you guys \n\nIsn't tribalism a main criticism of this presidency? Or does that not apply to everyone?",
"Not really.",
">concern trolling.\n\nIs that what people say when they don't want to address something? ",
"#BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL",
"Mock turtle soup. He’s certainly a mockery of *something*.",
"Mitch is like a Disney villain where the more stupid and evil someone is the uglier their appearance is",
"*Is the granny. ",
"gas·light\n\nˈɡaslīt/\n\nverb\n\ngerund or present participle: gaslighting\n\nmanipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.\n\n\"in the first episode, Karen Valentine is being gaslighted by her husband\"\n\n",
"I hate that useless son of a bitch.",
"This is the very definition of \"punching up.\" He's the damn Senate Majority Leader. Very much a sound target for satire.",
"How offensive. Mitch McConnell is the elder of the two so it's proper to say Granny looks like him. ",
"Those would have been the Democrats back then. Like Robert Byrd.",
"Let's all make fun of someone's looks, that'll show them how enlightened and liberal we are. Reddit bully's doing the same thing an uneducated redneck would do.",
"Jess sessions has the most [punchably dumpy](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Mitch_McConnell_portrait_2016.jpg/1200px-Mitch_McConnell_portrait_2016.jpg) face I have ever seen",
"Hahaha",
"[before politics](http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_200,w_200,x_0,y_0/v1492176486/author/sam-youngman.png)\n\n[after politics](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/g-dTOLjCEH4/maxresdefault.jpg)",
"Woah, I've never had to save a comment before. ",
"He looks turtley enough for the turtle club. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTrw203X7QQ",
"then mitch mcconnell wouldve been a democrat back then\n\n",
"Granny used to beat up jethro, who was max bayer jnr, son of the world heavyweight boxing champion. I propose we schedule a bout against Cody Rhodes, and the one beaten to a bloody pulp is jeff sessions. ",
"The absolute state of the dnc",
"Durrr Republicans are bad *50 thousand likes*\n\nNot really tho *-20*",
"No that's how he imagines himself. This would be him: http://boredomtherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lion-of-gripsholm-3.jpg",
"I got so confused when I read Mitch Mitchell, I thought “that’s not the drummer from The Jimi Hendrix Experience”.\nThen I realized it was Mitch McConnell.\nI feel stupid now.",
"It was a long way to the top of that moral high ground, eh?",
"So it's cool when you call us snowflakes, but you can't take it yourself?",
"Uncle Jed! Come QUICK! Granny's having a conniption fit!",
"“The only one”👀\nWatch reruns of jon Stewart’s daily show ",
"He opposes wage increases, prevailing wage laws and black lung benefits. He also refuses to support legislation to secure pensions for mine workers and retirees. [Courier-Journal, 8/27/14; The Nation, 6/20/14; The Associated Press, 7/3/14; S. 468, introduced 3/6/13]\n\nSo yes... right...",
"define tribalism",
"And he would have gotten away with it too! *If it weren’t fer you meddling peasants!*",
"I love how the \"free speech\" crowd is also the \"you aren't allowed to criticize dear leader\" crowd. ",
"he legit looks like the dude Hannibal fucked up. The one with the pig farm and reconstructed face... mason verger",
"Granny didn't drool as much.",
"This is fking hilarious ",
"Except the granny from Beverly Hillbillies doesn’t deserve in the poverty she dooms her citizens to",
"I'd hate to be that person to say it, but it's really the Republican party that seeks to strip everything great that the government *does* do.. except the military.\n\nYa know why the FEC doesn't enforce shit? They're basically the election police, making sure candidates follow the rules. But they're ineffective, why? Republicans strip it from the budget.\n\nThis is the downside of cutting taxes. You get less highly economically budgeted nice shit. Like clean water. Republicans are hell bent on cutting your taxes. Although, not really *your* taxes; just the taxes of the greediest among us.\n\nWhy is infrastructure going to shit? Bridges going unserviced after decades of neglect. City transit, scrambling to find a budget to keep up with basic demands like *track inspection*.\n\nI hope we learn from mistake of the baby boomers and not be so selfish.\n\nEDIT: To be fair, the older Congressional Democrats are full of themselves, every bit as cronyist and self-serving as Republicans; career politicians who are completely spineless and therefore worthless. In case you were wondering if this was a partisan rant. As the Daily Show would say in the days of the Bush administration: Republicans are the party of bad ideas, Democrats are the party of no ideas. Naturally, this doesn't go for all who have worn a \"D\" by their name, nor would this apply to Democrats who have come in after Obama. Just about every Democrat who is still around from the Bush years, I wouldn't trust to tell me the time.",
"Hashtag #mcconneling\n\nFrom Jon Stewart's daily show. That was amazing",
"Nice gams, go fly a kite, fancy schmancy",
"No, he's an Asshole",
"I hate he way he looks and talks. That video of him smiling all smugly saying “the tax cuts were passed through the regular legislative order.” The man oozes douche. ",
"Sorry, where did I call \"us\" \"snowflakes\"? ",
"So not to everyone then?",
"Wait. Let me try. Obama looks like Satan on the history channel's 'The Bible'.",
"He looks like the [pale man](farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3579051138_2f5d5fdd08.jpg) from Pan's Labyrinth but, with eyes.",
"*crick",
"Yeah but just because he's terrible doesn't make it ok. It should either be ok for all or no one. ",
"Wait? What? I thought that was another actor turn politician !",
"Yeah but making fun of someone for the way they look just because you disagree with them isn't right. It's childish. ",
"Actually, she had much more sense then he does. ",
"How many animals can you resemble and still be a human being?? I'm starting/continuing to have my doubts... ",
"But is he turtley enough for the turtle club ",
"Fuck Hitler. *Fuck Hitler!*",
"I'd love to understand the relationship between these things and behavior, if there is one. It might just seem that way tho cause there are so many people statistically it would make sense ",
"Master of disguise?",
"Oh shit that was fast. How come?",
"JB3. Something something. Redskins.",
"It's all Jethro's. ",
"The ol two-fer",
"Honestly I'm not sure. I think you have to hold up a picture of a minority to them both. Sessions will have a vampire like reaction.",
"Would have also accepted 'cotton'",
"Misdirection and obfuscation is not to be accepted. \n\nThe GOP candidate is a Nazi. Your attempt to blame cnn for interviewing him is thin and completely insincere, **to be honest**. ",
"Granny deserves better than that.",
"It would be amazing if the mods here actually enforced their own rules even when the post makes a political statement they agree with...",
"Because the people of Kentucky are stupid. He will never be voted out. :(",
">Dag-blamed Beverly Hills. There ain't possum shanked to be bought around here at any price*!*\n\n\\- Mitch McConnell",
"Separated at birth ",
"Looks like grant has been reincarnated. What happened to her since of humor? ",
"You guys really like to project your inability to take a joke. Probably why there are so few conservative comedians.",
"Wow, how's retirement, Mr. Obama?",
"Ill reply to you during my lunch break when I have some time. If you'd like my answers to your questions. ",
"Absolutely amazing! I can't believe Cruz/Grandpa and Ryan/Eddie. \n\nIs there a subreddit for stuff like this?",
"Every time I see McConnell's face, I think this is exactly the type of face you're left with after seven decades of repression and hate. This is the face of a lifetime of bitterness. Compare it to the soulful glow of Toni Morrision, for instance. \n\nYour life will leave its mark on you, Dorian Grey. You can't escape your own heart.",
"Gonna tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Mitch...",
"You think? I think he looks a bit like the incarnation of Satan on earth.",
"Not even close.",
"Oh... my... god",
"[I mean, look at this son of a bitch](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IYCs0CuXAOU/WL6wdJdplaI/AAAAAAAAA3U/bo9hO4V54jkzrAc_eK12xlB65v9hgUAcACLcB/s0/snk91-41-42.jpg)",
"Tell your waifu that in English they're called crazy eyes. ",
"> Your attempt to blame cnn for interviewing him is thin and completely insincere\n\nWho the hell are you responding to?",
"Monty Python FTW",
"Missing a stache man",
"Doesn't help that the Eldians really actually are the jews in this story. Walled internment camps and all.",
"Old people’s neck waddles scare me ",
"I’m dead",
"Oh... Oh no",
"Live in KY, vote against him every chance I get. But, I agree, the people of KY are stupid and Mitch doesn't care about anything any of us have to say. ",
"Still say Mitch looks more like the turtle from Robin Hood http://www.yim778.com/WDF-1067602.html",
"I like this one: https://imgur.com/ri6MPxb",
"Granny had more balls.",
"Kanye West hates George Bush",
"That’s the one. I just remember it was a piece of shit I never wanted to see and lo and behold, here comes another piece of shit I never want to see.",
"It was also a joke in South Park this recent season. It's been around. ",
"Yeah...*Looks like*.",
"No... he's a turtlefaced bastard asshat.. ",
"Granny wore it better.",
"Granny looks better.",
"Nothing similar between them, only emotion is same",
"Bitch McTurtle",
"Actually, I think Granny is the better looking of the two.",
"I love how quickly liberals will abandon their \"values\" as soon as they come across someone that they disagree with.\n\nPosts like this make it easy for Republicans to stay in power. Thanks for turning reasonable people away from your crusade of righteousness.",
"So ... no?",
"mcconnell is foghorn leghorn",
"I always thought he looked like roger ebert without a jaw",
"Aziz Yıldırım ??",
"Sorry but he won the look-a-like award with Toby from Disney's Robin Hood far before this came up.",
"Mason Verger...",
"Old people look old and seem similar. Wow",
"Correct.",
"Edit: Wow, I can't believe I got my first gold. Thank you so much. \n\n\nEdit 2: The Bills make me wanna SHOUT",
"I say can you see, I say can you see",
"Aww he's just a scared turtle. ",
"He looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal ",
"Granny has a stronger chin.",
"Mitch will be by the reflecting pool ceement pond mak'n soap in the kettle.",
"No, you're good. I just think sincere self-reflection can help in diagnosing if there's a reason you're called something. To be clear, I'm not trying to imply it IS you, but that even I've been called a Nazi by extremely off center people in either direction and had to do some self-reflection. Sometimes just wanting stricter immigration laws is enough, even when I sincerely want the best for the people. Sometimes stating my opinion that Western religions (mostly Christianity and Islam) are all the same is enough to be called a Nazi.",
"Does he even do townhall meetings?",
"Holy run-on sentence! ",
"But then again, so does your Mama, Mr. Inbred Lib!!!!\n",
"Jokes are awesome. Having a sense of humor is awesome. Also, I’ll always call out blatant corruption and evil when I see it. Your current GOP has been hijacked by lunatics who value purely power and not the will of the people. So much blatant corruption, contempt for the poor, and thick hypocrisy. They represent everything wrong with our government. Financially conservative? Can’t have that excuse anymore with their 1.5 trillion deficit due to their tax cut for the wealthy. But I’m sure people will ignore the facts like they always do in order to root for their “team”. The very fact that people still vote for these people shows how strong the propaganda machine is running here. To look at the current president and say “this is all okay” one would have to be not that bright, or willfully ignorant and full of spite. The majority of the people that I see fall into the second category. It’s not about making policy that helps people. It’s about hurting those you view as political enemies. ",
"Granny has too strong of a chin.",
"Mitch McConnell is an old sack of shit and I hope my comment hurts his feelings. ",
"Yeah, true there's an uncanny resemblance. Mitch could use some of Granny's moonshine though. That man is so uptight that a lump of coal in his ass would turn to a diamond overnight. ",
"I’m not conservative",
"I always thought he looked like a shapeshifter who was bad at faces. ",
"He's actually not that bad a guy. It's a shame to be lumped in with sessions and Trump.",
"I think I never actually realized that Jeff Sessions and Mitch McConnell were two different people.",
"Nope. He only meets with his wealthy donors. There were protests for him go hold a town hall last year when he came near us. I'm hoping that means in November people will remember not to vote for him. ",
"? I thought that’s Hillary.",
"Bruh",
"*sighs*\nThey won't.",
"Hey man, while I understand, when you’re dealing with retards like the republicans these days, all you can do is attempt humor, because it’s so sad it isn’t even manageable. Humor is the only thing stopping us all from just killing ourselves here in the US, knowing that these old guys will have heart attacks soon ",
"Yeah?"
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[
"She is very pretty, but a push-up bra does wonderful things to the physique.",
"Damn",
"See the sub r/milanavayntrub",
"She's super sexy in Silicon Valley ",
"Isn't this the chick from the ad that keeps \"twitching\" or inclining her head every few seconds?",
"She's Squirrel Girl",
"Damn the uniform has changed quite a bit. ",
"The hostess with the mostbreasts",
"So does make-up, and I don't mind that either.",
"Imo, she looks better in the ad",
"Check her out in Other Space, it's only one season and eight episodes, but it's well done (by Paul Fieg). Bonus, it also has a couple of MST3K (Joel and Crow) alums as well.",
"Totally agree!",
"r/biggerthanyouthought ",
"Nice",
"Milana Vayntrub gives me a Mi-long-a Vein-chub",
"She also looked pretty good in Silicon Valley.",
"Every time I see that sub because something got upvoted on /all they're exactly as big as I thought. ",
"Tammy from R&M",
"Thank you for this",
"My (guilty) pleasure. One of truly beautiful women of this decade",
"She looks better in full production-quality makeup & lighting etc. than in a random paparazzi shot at some event?\n\nYou don't say...?",
"\n>You don't say...?\n\nActually, yes I did say\n\n",
"This is a bad post ",
"Gross. Have some respect. ",
"Link?\n",
"I will upvote all night.",
"Hey guys! Come listen to what this guy said!",
"What'd he say?",
"I think it's mostly the hair. She loses that amazing jawline with the shorter hair.",
"Her name tag says Lily. Can't believe the maker of the sub got that wrong.",
"10 words, an abbreviation and an acronym.. unless I missed something.",
"Random shot at some event... Where she is also in full production quality makeup ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpF9moIJfYM\n",
"Not tailored for specific lighting conditions though",
"Yeah but the thirteen year olds of reddit will get a boner and want to tell everyone about how they’re big grown up men who like girls now, so this will probably hit the front page.",
"> Squirrel Girl\n\nThat's strange, she could've landed a better Marvel character.",
"[Also her](http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6185634a52/eric-the-easter-bunny).",
"What exactly does his acronym mean?",
"This is a bad comment ",
"Envy typically comes out as anger. Don't be a hater. ",
"holy fucking hell those things better be registered as deadly weapons",
"A Tit & Tit\n\n",
"Not a comic book guy here, but one of my friends who is said she’s actually really powerful?.. didn’t she take on Thanos or something? .. I could be wrong...",
"Try to name a better Marvel character. It doesn’t matter because you would be wrong. ",
"tell her to do that ",
"Adverbial, it means:",
"You think that I’m envious of thirteen year olds that want to tell the world about getting a boner? That doesn’t make much sense.",
"You're right. She beat the real thanos, not a clone or robot. She's a fucking badass",
"That’s so awesome!",
"Seriously. Squirrel Girl *will* straight fuck up your shit. Almost everybody on the \"bad\" side in the Marvel universe is afraid of her.",
"[Uh um](https://media0.giphy.com/media/xMzLBclN6Z2yA/giphy.gif)",
"Yeah but think how much easier it would be to live your life if you wrote off every negative reaction to your behavior as jealousy",
"Welp, I did not know that. *Negative Karma!*",
"But did google ever tell her why her farts smell?\n\nEdit: https://youtu.be/B759dzymyoc",
"Ya I was mistaken, I never heard of her.",
"Just google Other Space on Yahoo. It was one of their shows. I thought it was great. Pretty funny. \n\n",
"Low lights and high lights are as big help. ",
"She's god-tier (equivalent stats to Living Tribunal), and has defeated practically all of the top-level baddies. She packs the agility, dexterity, and strength of a squirrel but scaled to human size/proportions, and can communicate with and command an army of squirrels. That \"army\" part might not sound like much, but TV Tropes describes her as the leader of an army of \"living bolt cutters,\" which attests to the formidable nature of a million squirrels acting in unison. Doctor Doom is actively scared of her and tries to avoid her where possible.\n\nAnd there's a comic entitled \"The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe.\" So, yeah, that's also a thing.",
"She gave Deadpool a hard time as well.\n",
"Ass, tits & tuberculosis-free; the best a man could ask for in a woman\n\nEdit: alright, alright, calm down people; it's ok if you prefer girls with tuberculosis. Really unsanitary though",
"Thank you.",
"I said acronym. Not abbreviation. LMO. Maybe poster is missing a letter?",
"helpless much?",
"Yes",
"Am I the only one who thinks she looks better in her AT&T garb?",
"/r/BiggerThanYouThought ",
"Um....Fuck Tammy?\n\nI think",
"Titties, though",
"On Yahoo? Brings me back",
"I’m surprised no one’s mentioned r/gentlemanboners yet. ",
"I nearly switched my cell carrier because of her. Nearly",
">Just google Other Space on Yahoo.\n\nHahahaha, ya can't Google something if it's not on Google. ",
"She’s in this is us. The titties are insane.",
"Too bad deepfakes aren't a thing anymore",
"That was painful...",
"Also Silicon Valley",
"Shouldn't you be sitting by a window somewhere saying \"My name is Bob\"? ",
"She looks like my librarian and never realized(the left picture).",
"This is so dumb, it’s funny. The more I stare at this comment the more I laugh. ",
"She’s not in Silicon Valley. Is she?",
"Way hotter in the ads than as “boob” Actress.",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/vgUFOWBwBkziE/200.gif",
"Gilfolye’s girlfriend. She has a big role in one episode in season one and has a few cameos in other seasons.",
"The other pic has shit lighting. But I still\nchoose boobs",
"Huh, I don’t remember that. I’d need to look into it.",
"More like AT**I**T",
"Pictures of Lily - Pete Townsend",
"Then shut your mouth.",
"My friend is dating her. I was just at a party with them. She is very nice FYI. ",
"More like DT&T",
"I got nothing 😤",
"And that awkward interview guy.",
"I would pay slot of money to take her to dinner...",
"She had a brief appearance in an episode of The League. ",
"> Just google Other Space on Yahoo\n\nUmm, do you see what you just said there?",
"Whatever she's wearing, it looks terribly uncomfortable. ",
"Titties, yes, but it looks like they're pushed way up to look bigger. A look that, IMO looks kinda ridiculous. \n\nCould be wrong.",
"Short hair is best hair though.\n\n^^^^and ^^^those ^^^^titties ^^^^tho",
"Zelda?",
"nice rack!",
"Boobs.",
"Yeah, and considering there are an estimated 1.1 billion squirrels in the United States alone, she's pretty much gonna fuck up every possible baddie that could come to Earth.",
"Pics or it didn't happen",
"Short hair is best hair",
"The Boobs!!!!!",
"These subs dedicated to female celebs are always so fucking creepy. And the less famous the celeb the more creepy the sub. They’re honestly way worse than a porn sub dedicated to a particular cam girl or whatever.\n\nThe top comment on the most innocuous, least cleavage or otherwise boob-focused picture of her on a couch: She’s so hot. Truly scintillating conversation.",
"They’re definitely pushed up",
"She's prettier on the left",
"Also Love",
"She looks better [here](https://i.imgur.com/4EIRuO7.jpg)",
"I've gone back and forth on the Toyota lady. Right now, her energy creeps me out.",
"Lily is a character name",
"Oh yeah, Satanist girl that visited him and he convinced Dinesh that she was hot for him. ",
"She has those hidden knickers for sure ",
"Then, I gotta ask... why are you here if you find them so creepy and offensive?",
"*whoosh*",
"She's Russian and very smart. ",
"whoosh",
"Milana is a Redditor and used to hang out in that sub occasionally. Since her character isn't on This is Us any more, she hasn't been around as often.",
"Put a pair of glasses on that ",
"Left=Right",
">said no straight male, ever\n\nI\n\n-am straight,\n\n-am male,\n\n-said it.\n\nYou lose, good day sir. ",
"[But does it weigh anything?](https://i.imgur.com/rFuXdCU.gifv)",
"Those titties look like they’re about to be launched into space. ",
"Yes! Damn it!",
"Effing these haters. You're a poet",
"Left>Right",
"Silicone valley",
"/u/mint",
"Armpit deformation.",
"Looks better as ATT girl.",
"IMO - in my opinion",
"[People should watch 'lets talk about something more interesting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tNYY938dc)\n\nshe used to be in live prude girls which was pretty funny but I never see it posted when she gets posted ",
"Whoosh",
"Yes she's beautiful but what's really unique about her is how beautiful she while also being [hilarious]( https://youtu.be/pEbEHiPcO-8)",
"She had a great youtube series called Let's Talk About Something More Interesting. Too lazy to link it, but check it out! She hilarious.",
"Thank you for referencing Other Space. So good. She has such great comedic timing... the one where her and Michael are stuck on the planet together is just insanely funny to me. ",
"Yep. Still hot.",
"Because this isn’t one of those subs... It’s r/pics. It came to my front page (or whatever the app equivalent is.) I came into this thread specifically because she was on a podcast that I listen to recently and I thought I recognized her name. And also because I perversely can’t help but take a peek at conversations that I know are going to anger me. I click the comments on an r/pics boob girl with the same morbid fascination that I click into a thread on T_D or a thread where someone is talking trash about something I enjoy.",
"Not much tailored in that photo.",
"That's my fetish ",
"beauty",
"Yup. I binged it. ",
"Ghostbusters clerk anyone ",
"***whoooosh***",
"Elon is that you?",
"[they're still pretty huge. got this pic from her subreddit linked lower down](https://i.imgur.com/JweVvuo.png)",
"She's not the only reason I enjoy watching This is Us with my wife, I swear! ",
">but it's well done (by Paul Fieg)\n\n:thinking:",
"And who’s to say they didn’t?",
"Thought I was in r/biggerthanyouthought\n\nEDIT: Reddit is a strange and magical place.",
"Yup, titties.",
"Agro?",
"People finding attractive people attractive, how on earth is that creepy?",
"She looked better as the AT&T girl",
"i thought she did a great job in \"other space\" too, wish yahoo hadn't botched community and other space potential",
"This is a good comment. Well done.",
"Ganon?",
"Rooooost. Wait...",
"Squirrel girl took out thanos and Galactus",
"[Yea she's pretty hot in Silicon Valley](https://i.imgur.com/Wkn10dF.jpg)",
"She was part of the youtube channel LivePrudeGirls. Their interview videos were funny.",
"http://i.imgur.com/CeowzIW.gif",
"Just what I came here for ",
"Name checks out ",
"I kinda like her left picture more.",
"The ManningFace meme is 3 years old, not the freshest of memes anymore.",
"Jan?",
"There’s nothing wrong with it, I was just saying",
"This is a tide add now",
"It is timeless.",
"Because men aren't allowed to find women sexually desirable now.",
"The first post on that sub is a picture of her with her dog, a totally normal, Facebook-esque pic.\n\nThe top comment on that post: “Those thighs are just great.” And a response to that: “And that...well... *”ooh”* face.”\n\nThat isn’t just finding someone attractive, it’s fetishizing her in a safe space where being a perv gets you upvotes. It’s basically just internet stalking, and it’s just gross.",
"I knew, and still, I clicked...",
"Is it weird the objectively hotter version does absoutely nothing for me?",
"Why can't people enjoy their preferences? More long haired ladies to reject your \"swole\".",
"Perfection. ",
"Mother\n\nFucking\n\nGwenpool",
"\"Fetishizing her\", good grief pal. Get over yourself. Yeah it's awkward but, she makes a living off the fact that she's attractive. I don't know what you mean by safe space, it's a picture, you cannot dictate whether someone finds you sexually attractive or not in a picture. Also, a bunch of horny guys posting pictures is not online stalking. ",
"Not really. Can see in the first pic. ",
"Anyone else think this guy must have just the tiniest penis? Like so very, very small.",
"I love that episode so much! I was so sad that it was cancelled (although it premiering on Yahoo should have been an indicator).",
"> Paul Fieg\n\nYea that's not really a selling point. ",
"There is some major cosplay bra magic going on there to make them look twice their size.",
"THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE",
"She looks worse",
"Then don't open the post and hide it. Why come back and complain?",
"Pigs /s",
"It's called feminism.",
"Well, she *did* defeat Thanos on her own.",
"I guess once you front for AT&T, that line of worship is only natural...",
"This guy fucks",
"WOOSH",
"“Hello Verizon? Do you have boobs?... No? Okay, I’m switching providers.”",
"I said. I said. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits",
"fuckin' hot holy shit",
"Why do you not just hide my comment and move on? Why type out a response calling me out?\n\nBecause people like to express their opinions. It’s like, what this site is built around.",
"Isn’t this the same girl in “this is us”? If not they look super similar !!",
"They are out of this world",
"tits",
"whooshity skooshity",
"She used to have a YouTube channel also",
"Lily has nice tits.",
"Pikachu?",
">express their opinions\n\nSure, that's what me and the rest of the users are doing here.",
"Long hair, though.\n\nIf she were in my bed, I would refuse the bag when I buy condoms.",
"Yeah the early ones with her, so hot",
"Indeed. As well as me, and the rest of the users. We are both equally in the right.",
"If \"here\" is my underwear.... so did I.",
"Seriously, it ain’t like she’s undercover smoking hot",
"20X BETTER",
"When she got preggers she stopped being hot",
"I’ll be in my bunk",
"Don't tell Borat but she was born in [Uzbekistan....](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub) ",
"More like AT&T&A",
"But you “perversely can’t help but take a peek...”",
"Hotter as at&t Lilly for sure always crushed on her",
"I knew she looked familiar!!",
"I dont know, those look pretty natural. ",
"Also the AT&T commercials ",
"Probably best not to talk about thirteen year old boners on the internet...or anywhere.",
"I’m inclined to agree! Left > right",
"She looks like she's about ready to play beach volley ball on the playstation",
"Yep! The playwright in season one!",
"Titties, though...",
"Jan “we really need to get in on the Flo thing Progressive has going on” Toyota Receptionist Lady",
"Yeah I know man, my disappointment in humanity boner is raging right now. I’m about to blow a hot load of undeserved self righteousness all over my phone.",
"Titties: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That",
"Came here to pimp Other Space. That show is a damned masterpiece!",
"\"He fell...\"",
"The way the breasts on the right are squished kind of looks like forced enthusiasm.",
"She has a great look for Squirrel Girl. I hope her voice and acting match up, although from some of the quotes from people involved sound terrible. Something about fighting bad guys is almost as scary as bad dates. I will edit in the actual quote when I find it, but if that is the sort of direction this goes in it will be the MCU's biggest flop to date.",
"Yes, literally google “Other Space on Yahoo” and you will find it. Alternately, search for it on Yahoo- they have been using google to power their searches for quite some time. Either way, you’d be doing as OP suggests. ",
"zing.",
"Query: I do not follow. u/THAT_Guy_1 came in your underwear?",
"Ah. Yeah, that's a respectable set of juggs.",
"I see the T and the other T, but no A.",
"Silicone Valley",
"Whats wrong with wearing a name tag?",
"Jaw dropper",
"Listen to her episode of the podcast NEVER NOT FUNNY with JIMMY PARDO. She was so funny and she is very interesting. ",
"Yeah she is hilarious. That whole cast works well together ",
"With tiddies that big, most anything is uncomfortable",
"There's an AT&T girl?",
"how do you know if you're gay? the first thing that comes to your mind after seeing that is \"that looks uncomfortable\".",
"Yeah right... I'll believe that when cars start going to space",
"Hoo, she looks quite chubby there. Maybe its just the dress though. ",
"I must know!",
"You make me cry",
"it looks like a pale Slimer rolled through. ",
"Left pic is better. Right looks like she's about to kill Birdperson.",
"SHE'S GONNA BE SQUIRREL GIRL. ",
"doesn't matter. I will upvote that 100.00% of the thime",
"Nope. We're done with these jokes. The guy did the last one.",
"she's nude in an episode of Californication. cant remember season or episode but that definitely stuck in my mind",
"Holy crap...I thought I was the only one.",
"Thank you! I came here for this. I knew she looked familiar! ",
"AND Dr. Doom",
"Has had a boob job ",
"pathetic",
"Whats better is that someone actually went a posted it there...",
"Sweet fuck, those are so much larger than I realized. This poor girl is going to have so many back problems by the time she hits 35",
"Yeah but the thirteen year olds of reddit will get a laugh and want to tell everyone about how they’re big grown up men who like comments now, so this will probably hit the best comments.",
"Her boobs are pushed up almost to her neck and that looks incredibly uncomfortable. She’s gorgeous, yes, but I feel bad for her boobs.",
"Pics?",
"She looks like a Fortnite character",
"yea she was younger then. ",
"r/biggerthanyouthought ",
"Who are you talking about?",
"She looks better in the picture on the left. ",
"random reference time: \"that's like slapping god across the face.\"",
"She’s in one of, if not my favorite Jake and Amir episodes (it’s a 2 parter technically). It includes both Thomas Middleditch AND Ben Schwartz, two of the best recurring guests the show has. [Part 1](https://youtu.be/WPrBZ_RRLCc) \n[Part 2](https://youtu.be/YfJRWg9C_CY) ",
"my friend works on tv sets and says she's an entitled b.",
"We’re done will all jokes. He won.",
"Other Space was so damned good. I hate that it's probably done forever",
"She's a joke character, but officially, yeah, she's one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel universe. She's beaten Thanos, Doctor Doom, Wolverine, Deadpool, and some other powerful characters, in spite of her seemingly unimpressive powers. It's speculated that one of her superpowers is that she will always win against all odds, no matter how powerful her adversary is.",
"More short haired hotties for me then",
"I'd give here my number and let her have my kid.",
"Downvote this man",
"Lol she's been all over my clickbait ads for years",
"I'll volunteer to carry them",
"AT&DD",
"So does her Silicon Valley ",
"Guys fuck this.",
"Why does she have a Tuna can in her bra?",
"AT&Titty",
"Even better is Wendy McColm",
"I believe deadpool argued that that wasn't cannon.",
"She's the Squirrel Girl for an upcoming Marvel series.",
"i would like to sniff her brown eye",
"Not enough for a creep like me.\n\nErin Esurance or nothing",
"Take your upvote and get out! ",
"GOD DAMNIT. ",
"I'm so disappointed no one has revealed who this lovely lady is. \n\nHer name is Milana Aleksandrovna Vayntrub. Google away. ",
"Looks way better as lily than as Christina Hendricks",
"Who is Toyota lady? Same as Australian Toyota lady Lydia Sarks?",
"This comment needs more attention.",
"She looks like Tammy from rick and morty",
"How is it NOT creepy to keep tabs on someone you’ve never met before?",
"I missed that, context?",
"Loose the ⬆️ hounds!\n\nEdit: You did it u/Man4Im20Baked !",
"You made me go back and click the link. ",
"**HOT VAGINA ARMPIT**",
"Big titty female here, her boobs look like a normal D *maybe double D* cup size to me which is not really in the \"holy shit my back is fuucked\" territory or even big enough to be considered for an insurance-covered breast reduction for back pain alleviation. I WISH I was a D cup again. Those were comfy times.",
"http://reddit.com/r/sports/comments/7uljtu/cyclist_wiped_out_by_kangaroo/dtlbprj",
"FUCK",
"It's nothing more than random pictures available to the public, who gives a shit? Now if someone hacks her and releases nudes and what not then yes, that is creepy. ",
"The left picture of her is WAY better",
"[The last Reddit Switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/7uljtu/cyclist_wiped_out_by_kangaroo/dtlbprj/?context=3)",
"/r/biggerthanyouthought",
"i know what you're talking about but id kill for a source ",
"When was she on This is Us?\n\nEdit: wow, I didn't recognize her at all. I expected her to be taller.",
"Agreed, the lighting on the right is wack.",
"Fuck this Guy",
"TAMMY NOO",
"G.O.A.T.",
"She should have a comfortable outfit or nothing at all...",
"Jake and Amir is just so lovely whenever I see it mentioned. Now I must exsqueeze myself",
"Fuck guy shit",
"http://reddit.com/r/sports/comments/7uljtu/cyclist_wiped_out_by_kangaroo/dtlbprj",
"I’ll retreat to my spunk-quarters...",
"12 out of 10... Would get.",
"Looks like a Vagina under her armpit.",
"Flo from the insurance commercials is my jam.\n\nEdit: I am sorry that she's hotter than that garbage can you are dating/married to. I can't and won't feel bad that you don't see how sexy she is. She's cute and I find her personality charming. I don't know what else to say. I know she's not a typical beauty but that just means I don't have to share her with you lot of sex starved degenerates.",
"She's playing squirrel girl in Marvel's New Warriors [link](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/marvel-new-warriors-announces-cast-including-squirrel-girl-article-1.3316223)",
"Shit fuck butt",
"Hot girl on the left. Psycho girl on the right.",
"Also the first season of This is Us",
"Meh. She's a chick. She's got boobs. Not incredibly special. ",
"Where the hell is Jayne?",
"Sighs *unzips* here we go again. Nice cans tho!!",
"By objectively hotter you mean the bluer picture on the left. No it is not weird if you are more turned on by redder pictures. It’s all good bro.",
"Idk she looks better with a more natural look than with all that makeup",
"I think they are less 'that big' and more 'pushed up as far as physics will allow'.",
"Look at those gigantic milkers. She can feed a semolina village for a decade with those hungry jugs. ",
"https://youtu.be/v9s-mKB4kJw",
"https://i.imgur.com/U9MYg84.png",
"Who was she in this is us?",
"I wanna bang the Progressive lady. ",
"Nice",
"Yes but I really have missed the old reditaroo. ",
"Picked a terrible picture of her. ",
"Kevin’s Love interest for like two episodes after she becomes the fill in for the lead actress in the play. ",
"r/biggerthanyouthought",
"Do you need assistance",
"I mean, in the ad they have Siri call her the “hostess with the mostest” for a reason..",
"r/milanavayntrub",
"[Yea? Well...](http://i.imgur.com/M0bwjr6.gifv)",
"Okay. ",
"Dick butt",
"She's got the T part",
"God damn you",
"That episode with Bob Odenkirk is incredible. ",
"Meta Knight?",
"Both Ts even",
"Telephone and teligraph originally I'm pretty sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if at&t doesn't stand for anything",
"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/a8/90/21a890ad98bd3ac3955ccf54503e8e1e.jpg",
"10/10 subtle reference",
"I want to hug her ",
"And then there was this interaction with Wolvie.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/95BB1Zo.jpg",
"Second time this week I got Peytoned....",
"Nope. This needs gold!\n\nJesus! Thanks a lot for popping my Reddit Gold cherry.. Shukriya!",
"Also the interview series Let's Talk About Something More Interesting on youtube. She's hilarious.",
"Check other pics. She has a nice set.",
"As long as I don’t get put on hold. ",
"Holy shit that was her?!?",
"Yeah holy shit this is golden.",
"https://i.imgur.com/Wkn10dF.jpg",
"She looks best with no makeup and her freckles.",
"Professional actress is attractive!? In what world!?",
"Fuck i hate this girl. Still hate her but with a boner.",
"https://imgur.com/MNPO04z",
"Aw, you guys are all the gold I need!",
"The lighting is a lot better on the left. (I'm not gay)",
"She was also in a YouTube comedy series called The Clandestines.",
"Left: 9\n\nRight: a 7",
"IT’S T&E, JORDIE!",
"I don't *totally* understand this, but I'm gonna fucking upvote it anyway!",
"Stephanie Courtney. I did, back in the day. I still would, but I would not be 10 years ago excited about it.",
"13 year olds through 90 year olds. She's very pretty. That's something straight grown men talk about. Hell even gay men occasionally do even though it does nothing for them. It's not a deep conversation, but who really cares?",
"quite the make-up she has on.",
"Nah she's just wearing a pushup bra",
"They're real, and they're spectacular.",
"Milana has a name, you know.",
"Scott Kolanach? And could you post(send) some pics/vids...as proof. ",
"Really sad she has RBF - https://youtu.be/3v98CPXNiSk?t=5",
"It's one of those name tags that has a pin, but it's stabbed into her chest.",
"She looks better with long hair. Super hot in the commercial. ",
"“I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks”",
"It's her armpit",
"/r/squarefaces",
"Yowza",
"sonofabitch",
"Looks better with the name tag. In my opinion. ",
"I never had such a hard on for a female Harry Potter.",
"omg is she the same girl in those interactive story things where she’s really awkward!! ",
"I do.. I know this. And I get that it looks slightly vaginal and also like a mouth, which is why the eyes give it life and create a sort of muppet. But I'm so drunk and it just seemed easier not to understand way back a few minutes ago when I posted.",
"FIFY: A..T..A&T....A,A,T,T, A&T girl",
"Its Erin Esurance or bust",
"Well I bet the pics set is nice, but I believe he was talking about her tiddies. ",
"Holy shit im not alone",
"No",
"Milana Vayntrub. Not only is she a solid 10, she's funny, and a pretty kickass person too. #1 slot in my top 5 hall pass celebrities.",
"im in a public restroom. amateur....",
"I've got this but I'm a dood",
"I just choked on my chicken. ",
"Umm.. are people surprised she's hot or something? I bet you guys got duped by Princess Diaries too. ",
"HOT DAMN!!!! tag that shit NSFW! ",
"The eyes see all",
"She's daydreaming about slicing out your internal organs. ",
"Fuck. Tammy.",
"I like the one on the left. ",
"Wait why is it so important that this dude zhaoz did the switcheroo? Why is everyone losing their mind? And he didn't link to the previous switcheroo meaning he even did it wrong.",
"It gets better. No makeup shows off her freckles.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/adNmKGf.jpg",
"It’s like some bystander was too busy gawking at her chest and blocking the strobe while the photographer was taking shots.",
"This sub is fucking thirsty.",
"She has big packages. ",
"You're wrong.",
"A hotter Liz Lemon.",
"she looks way better as Lily....",
"Her name please. Its for a friend",
"I'm getting musky.",
"She looks better as the employee",
"Nice try, Lily's publicist.",
"[My God.] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZExMw-MVpo&t=1m57s)",
"Flo was on Mad Men!",
"Nope. Tide ad.",
"I actually prefer the version on the left",
"RIP her lower back. ",
"I know that hug you mean. Arms nice and high, maximum body contact... sorry, I creeped myself out, too.",
"Someone get a camera! He made a comment! ",
"It's not bad I guess",
"Also earrings arent that uncomfortable either. Dont pay attention to these trolls. They dont know what theyre talking about",
"I agree. Plus I like seeing more natural lookin chest than the BOOBS in chin pushup style",
"No I mean the hug where you seem really sad and she comforts you and then you shame her into going out with you\n\nI’m very depressed ",
"Milana Vayntrub",
"I am sworn to carry your burdens",
"AD&D",
"What a face. I could look at her face for hours.",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"I mean, you're still wrong, but she's definitely a close second.",
"Watch to the end of the video, they've got you covered.",
"Thank you so much kind stranger *wipes tear from eye* 🤭",
"This is Milana Vayntrub. She got started with the show Let's Talk About Something More Interesting on the youtube channel LivePrudeGirls, along with Stevie Nelson. \n\nSomehow they managed to swing having some pretty big mainstream names on their show, like Matt Damon, BJ Novak, and Bob Odenkirk. Most of the guests were famous youtubers though.",
"Ya, she better get more comfortable.",
"/u/mlnt actually",
"Other Space is great. Fieg says he wants to bring it back but most of the talent has gone on to do other things so I’m not sure it will happen. ",
"I've ALWAYS thought she was gorge since I first seent her dayum",
"I'm basically the guy at 1:54 \n\n\nUnfortunately ladies don't dig that kind of frown",
"HNNG",
"The internet doesn't weigh anything.",
"> It's speculated that one of her superpowers is that she will always win against all odds, no matter how powerful her adversary is.\n\nThe best description of this I've heard is that she basically has Bugs Bunny Cartoon powers. Like she could take the most powerful energy blast possible, and while the baddie is admiring his handy work thinking, \"Well nobody could survive that, she's clearly dead.\" she just kinda shows up behind him like, \"Meh, whats up, Doc Doom?\"",
"Did that show ever get picked back up? Last I heard, Freeform couldn't find room for it in their schedule.",
"Or a female Harry. ",
"Please somebody tell me who the girl from the [Verizon](https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/7sejos/does_anyone_know_the_name_of_the_commercial/?st=JDFLHHHC&sh=cc509f73) commercial is?!",
"It's a switcheroo involving a kangaroo and is therefore also a pun. I agree, it loses some points for execution, but it's still pretty damn satisfying.",
"Ewww",
"Actually it weighs about 50 grams.",
"I knew she was thicc ",
"[Bewbs](https://imgur.com/gallery/s93NH) ",
"The vagina armpit is most likely not a He. That said, what did she say? Frrrrrrt?",
"There are *dozens* of us",
"She actually has really bit tits though. ",
"Make up and hair were better in the commercial.",
"Met her at a party once, she was nice! ",
"Meharbani",
"Let's talk about something more interesting.",
"AT&T&Ayyyyyyyy",
"this needs the audio that. sigh does it\n\nEdit:https://youtu.be/DfFUO8s-Cd8?t=14",
"Wtf, my app won't let me downvote whenever someone posts this!",
"That was a combination of amusing and painful to watch.",
"This is what I was looking for. ",
"You have [no one to blame but yourself and others like you for her discontinuation as an official mascot.](https://priceonomics.com/how-esurance-lost-its-mascot-to-the-internet/)",
"She's got HUGE... tracts of land. ",
"Have they fixed the cheating in BR yet?",
"You need a !RedditPurpleHeart",
"I'll be on my junk",
"No such thing",
"Rip erin",
"We live in a beautiful world where both of you are right",
"Obligatory shoutout to /r/jakeandamir ",
"She has a really tiny jaw I think. Kind of like a sperm whale in relative terms. Maybe she likes krill.",
"Physics was just getting warmed up.",
"Dammit",
"Ha no, shes kind of has a well size chest in general",
"Agreed, but the bottom half is like 12 iPhones X's wide. Or 5 iPad Pros. She thick.",
"Putting the TT's back in AT&T.",
"You know right now someone that went to high school with her is like,\"man you can't even tell ",
"they need to bring her back",
"RC Willey girl > all",
"I will always have a certain fondness for the [Overstock.com cougar.](https://imgur.com/a/OlnF3)",
"If only AT&T could be as helpful as that bra. ",
"Nice",
"I thought she was pooping ",
"I've been seeing this gif for years and I still get a kick out of Tom Hanks reddit username being \"Realnigga4lyfe\"",
"I'm so sorry to tell you but she's wearing quite some makeup in that photo. There's tinted lipbalm going on, some dark brown eyeshadow used as liner, mascara, some blush and a light bronzer. Likely some light coverage tinted moisturizer to even out the skin tone, but still keep the freckles and such visible. \n\nIt doesn't change the fact that she is a naturally beautiful lady, but this is not what no make up looks like. This is a photo with make up and retouching.",
"I think the general consensus if you read the other replies to my first comment is, they are indeed pushed up to look bigger, but they are pretty good-sized without being pushed up.\n\nUnless you mean I'm wrong by offering my opinion that pushed up boobs look ridiculous. In which case that is obviously subjective.",
"> Toyota lady. Right now\n\nhey some of us are trying to sleep, quit yodeling!",
"She gonna be squirrel girl",
"She’s also “Sloane” from This Is Us. ",
"joke's on her she needs to get through my grand piano first",
"Nah the americans have a differnt one, trivago girl for me",
"yeah I need some gold from you guys too",
"https://i.imgur.com/JlC2UZK.jpg",
"That’s my klink",
"This one and the Burnie Burns one are my favorites.",
"Oh man she hits all the right buttons for me. ",
"The circle was completed with kangaroo. The roos is finished.",
"What makes you think there is no makeup? The color of her cheeks (blush?) match the lip gloss, and she is using eye liner, eye shadow, plus fake eyelashes.",
"LOL, I know. I should have said MINIMAL make up. The kind of make up you don't notice.\n\nI'm sure she is still wearing some in this pic too:\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/1d/3d/481d3dd25b451e8b996d1b6edc51eb89.jpg\n\n",
"Let's not try to bring any logic to her character. She is a joke character meant to make fun of comics. ",
"Amy Schumer is that you? ",
"meh.",
"When guys have it, it's called \"Resting Serial Killer Face\"",
"I agree, she should take it off right....",
"You can see the dress digging into her back fat so yeah I have to agree",
"https://imgur.com/BEHKt3l",
"I feel too intimidated now ",
"Username checks out.",
"They can land simultaneously on my face.",
"Heyyyy Dinesh ;)",
"https://imgur.com/bf9TD0p",
"Go on...",
"Firstly, this isn’t tumblr, no supernatural gifs\nSecondly yeah same ",
"> Looking a little Hangry\n\nFTFY\n\nSomeone give that person a snickers...",
"Son of a bitch",
"Got some nice armpit vag going on too. ",
"Atta!\n\nYes son, atta...",
"Atta!\n\nYes son, atta...",
"Was it consensual? With what's been going on in the news nowadays, us everyday folks need to ask the hard-hitting questions. ",
"Push up bra ! I will not be fooled !",
"Fuck shit bitch!",
"What happened?",
"Agree with this ",
"with that pony she could face my ..... for hours ",
"They grew.",
"Toyota La-Hee-Hooooo!!!",
"The Toyota lady is weird because she played that same character on The Office as James Spaders receptionist. I thought I was going nuts seeing Office characters in real life. ",
"SHE KILLED BIRDPERSON!!!",
"Space X is still engineering a solution for that payload ",
"Wut?!",
"Nice. ",
"I lol'd",
"\\^Nsfw, y'all",
"Titties",
"I would let her do horrible things to me, but AT&T already beat her to it!",
"ATT&ATT",
"Don't care.. I am a Gold Digger.. :D",
"One of my favorite magic hugs too... Like a gypsy witch [running lines](https://youtu.be/K1kiSF2M3Fo)\n\n",
"The hero of Canton?",
"No so much \"pushed up\" as they just [\"are quite large and have no where else to go.\"](https://i.imgur.com/StHZWhS.jpg)",
"you son of a bitch",
"Physics.exe has stopped working. \nWould you like to send an error report? ",
"JEE-zus",
"Squirrel Girl!!",
"That's classed as a cougar now? Christ.",
"Apollo is great and all, but it totally ruins these.",
"Even better",
"And my axe! ",
"She was in The League for one episode too. ",
"To be fair, if you ever say \"she was\", she would have been younger regardless. ",
"[with hannah hart!] (https://youtu.be/4s-73OFprl0)",
"Sentiment seems to be kind of similar.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/FuckTammy/",
"Live Prude Girls used to be one of my favorite YouTube channels. The blonde was quite the smoke show too.",
"Donkey!",
"Am I the only one seeing Tammy from Rick and Morty?",
"Guys, she's got a name... It's lily",
"https://www.youtube.com/user/LivePrudeGirls/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p",
"Her face looks like one of those square Japanese watermelons.",
"As someone that doesn't live in the U.S. I only know her from Live Prude Girls, they made some grate content",
"They're accentuated, but they really don't need to be. Milana Vayntrub's boobs are naturally frigormous.",
"Damn... x12 Reddit gold. I'd take x1 Reddit silver on a good day.",
"She looks better in the first pic tbh",
"I forgot about them. Wow. ",
"I'm guessing the ones dedicated to males are somehow not creepy?",
"She has those Kaczmarek eyes. The \"crazy, lazy and kinda hot\" eyes.",
"She looks cuter in the AT&T ad",
"So five years from now. ",
"Well damn me if this isn't getting gilded.",
"But wat about Flo from Progressive?",
"Is she marrying a 40 year old bird person or something.",
"Who was she in Love?",
"Amy schumer did a pretty funny parody of her.",
"That was them.",
"Of course she has a sub. ",
"Yeah, it gets annoying how common it has become for people to say this, even though whether you get back pain is also highly dependent on your lifestyle and genetics. You could have tits much bigger than this and still have no backpain if you've pushed yourself to keep good posture, use proper bras and workout your core muscles. And in some case you're just lucky and don't even need to do that shit, like those fuckers with a really high metabolism that pretty much eat whatever they want ^**glares**.",
"ok, yeah, nice",
"The right pic makes me think of a real life Tammy from Rick and Morty",
"Nonsense. Let’s see what 1000 or CCs of saline have to say about that ",
"I just looked at that picture and the beauty and the beast (the 90s version) came to mind, must be the candles!",
"Paul from Sprint can't stack up",
"I prefer the [Outpost.com Gerbil.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyXy4kDLnSY)",
"The TI&Ts girl ",
"She looks great in the first pic and kinda terrible in the second",
"Hotel?",
"Y'all are weird",
"her tits end where the bra starts. who thought this was a good idea?",
"Nice. Love the reference. ",
"Ditto. Here is your underwear.",
"I mean, they either made the gif or they're just that famous in /r/nfl...",
"I'm disappointed I had to scroll down to find this comment",
"Im one of those People Who simply cant gain weight. \n\nIts a real pain. I often forget to eat enough, and have to force another portion even though Im full.\n\nOfc, it doesnt help that i have a very physically demanding job and very active hobbies like rockclimbing.",
"The shadows on her arm-chest connection part bother me so much. horrible photoshop..",
"The main character's ex-girlfriend.",
"Is Silicon Valley a good series? ",
"What cheating?",
"That's good",
"Laurel Coppock",
"You mean Emmy Nominated Tesla Owner Burnie Burns?",
"Oh please they knew what they were doing. *They knew exactly what they were doing.*",
"May I ask why glasses? How does that improve the look for you?",
"Ohhh i see, she cut her hair. Looks great! ",
"Its probably due to how engrained the idea of “glasses make you look smarter” was in culture when I was younger, which is slowly becoming the adult generations point of view looping the cycle ",
"No I don't think she's the Toyota lady. She was however in this is us.",
"[Oh yeah?](https://youtu.be/WaUzu-iksi8)",
"I think the real question here is, [\"who finds the Gorton Fisherman sexy?!\"](https://pix-media.priceonomics-media.com/blog/1094/mascotratings.png)",
"Jinkies! ",
"Middleditch is a walking cringefest. I dont have a solid reason. Just one of those guys who rubs me the wrong way. Too on the nose in every role i think.",
"Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in cd-tray.",
"\"So if you could use 2 words to describe our show...\"\n\n\"Train wreck\"",
"All Star!",
"Reddit will upvote anything, I swear.",
"Lilly gotta calm her tits",
"Why?",
"Y’all shoulda seen her in Silicon Valley\n\nHer tits look like Silicon Valley’s tbh",
"> ...it's well done (by Paul Fieg).\n\nI was almost onboard.",
"Former girlfriend now as I recall.",
"Is it not suppose to link to the last roo before it?",
"ahh I loved her. except she would say Overstock.com weird and it always bugged me\n",
"Visual aid:\n\nhttp://iv1.lisimg.com/image/13737261/740full-milana-vayntrub.jpg",
"Stick with it for a few episodes; it didn't win me over right away.",
"God damn she is 🔥",
"Hey, don’t insult Satanists like that.",
"I guess it depends on your definition of big. Anything more than a handful is plenty big.",
"Ayy is that squirrel girl?",
"How so exactly?\nBarring her rather pronounced cleavage, the right seems to be objectively better. Clearer, brighter.\n\nThe left is washed out and of lower overall image quality, her hair almost seems to be unnaturally attached to her head. In fact, after my cropping, the more I realize the picture on the left is absolutely horrid. She almost looks like she has jaundice, her makeup taking away form her natural features.\n\nEDIT: Does this allow you to think of this more objectively? https://imgur.com/a/pJcq5",
"L’Chiam",
"She is also in a great good neighbor sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpF9moIJfYM",
"this is just a picture of tits. AT&T blatant advertisement detected",
"I bet you’ve gone back and forth on the Toyota lady",
"Never let it be said that Esurance did not know what they were doing. ",
"That was amazing! The guys does amazing work on YouTube and with Nerdist. He has even directed and starred in a movie. ",
"What happens if she shaves tho?",
"Come to /r/Cricket if you want an in depth conversation about any of the ad girls. Just visit any Australian match thread and you'll fit right in. ",
"Yea wth is wrong with reddit these days.. ",
"where did all the aroos go? ",
"She’s got ballistics ",
"Yet another reason why you should let immigrants into the country (she's Uzbek).",
"I thought I'd be safe outside of r/nfl",
"How could you forget the Sprint guy?",
"r/biggerthanyouthought",
"people cast attractive actresses for their commercials? WHAT?",
"She looks like the girl wearing the white internal organs outfit I keep seeing in commercials on bad TV.",
"Looks good in the pic on the left. Not at all in the pic on the right. ",
"Sexy",
"For the \"gold!\"",
"This looks like feminism before and after....not even once.",
"He used to be a known member of the subreddit but then he was banned for some reason that I don't remember. Back in the day when r/NFL was still a small community.",
"My girlfriend gets jealous every time a toyota commercial comes on. Same used to happen with the old t-mobile commercials. ",
"Astronaut here. Safety inspection required.",
"/r/FuckTammy ",
"She looks like Tammy from Rick and Morty in the picture on the right.",
"For you",
"I think it's creeping towards creepy when a group of people get together and talk about it in a near obsessive kind of way. ",
"I'm definitely cancelling my Verizon contract.",
"At least you know what she eats........",
"Not for me",
"This is the thread that keeps on giving.",
"[Nah](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7dX9g5me2qk/hqdefault.jpg)",
"Jizz Lemon",
"So... Not Love?",
"If the left was shot for att you can bet the agency worked with a good crew. ",
"She looks like she is about to kill birdperson",
"I was expecting the glasses to be on her tiddies. Am disapoint.",
"That's a really great episode. *Richard, what's wrong..... have you been crying?*",
"Stupid sexy fisherman",
"Nothing Lily.",
"I'd buy that for a dollar",
"Modest is hottest! ",
"Buy calculating the weight of electrons traveling across the internet network at a certain time, we can find that the internet weight roughly a raspberry :)",
"HEYYYY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE.",
"You have a girl?? Man we have a Trivago guy and by now he's flat out annoying. ",
"There's an upskirt near the beginning of the video and fuck me if it aint on purpose.... angle and everything changes for the skirt adjustment. ",
"The ATT Woman .. uh oh!",
"> She is a joke character meant to have fun with comics.\n\n",
"I agree",
"RT needs to launch BB's car into space",
"Without the context of the thread above it it's is pretty lackluster. Would have been better for them to link to the story it was regarding.",
"Haha I love this, it's like the Eric Andre Show with pastel colours.",
"She's actually hotter as the AT&T girl.",
"Makes front page. 3 days from now people will start seeing deepfakes from... somewhere. <.<",
"She doesn’t come off that way to me at all, but I’ve never worked with her, so who knows. ",
"She's called Milana Vayntrub for all of the other perverts frantically googling:\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm2168927/",
"She looks way better on the right in my opinion ",
"I agree. Those Verizon commercials are annoying as fuck too.",
"While she is a gorgeous individual, I find it kinda creepy she has her own subreddit. That's stalker territory.",
"How do so many people just have pictures of an at&t commercial actress ",
"I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed her overt flirting, that saucy bitch.",
"Need more data for confirmation of the A",
"Wasn’t she in House of Lies with DonChadle and JohnRalphio",
"Do you mean the lighting on the rack is right?",
"God damn it ",
"I don't have any titties and my back is fucked",
"http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Milana+Vayntrub",
"She's also going to be in [Marvel's New Warriors as Squirrel Girl](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/07/11/milana-vayntrub-lands-squirrel-girl-role-marvels-new-warriors/466650001/)",
"Thanks for this reminder that Firefly will be the perfect thing to marathon today during the regional snow day. ",
"Came here to see if someone would mention this. The episode with Hannah Hart was also good, but mostly because I was already watching My Drunk Kitchen religiously.",
"I have to be honest, it is weird how people will post pictures that are literally just admiring someone’s sexiness. Also odlschoolcool is pretty weird.",
"What the fuck is wrong with Reddit?",
"It's asking the question, me too?",
"Def wearing mascara and eyebrow stuff. Everything else looks pretty natural.",
"Hahaha *you there* you're a funny guy, you.",
"That's the last I've heard of it also. I find it hard to imagine that some network wouldn't jump on the marvel gravy train. Even with the failure of The Inhumans. The Gifted somehow is successful even if I find it boring as hell, and The Runaways was actually pretty decent. And who isn't waiting for the return of Legion?",
"I like her hair and makeup so much better in the AT&T photo.",
"Nice try!",
"We live in the heyday of hot, no-name women in advertising",
"Looks better in pic on left",
"Here, take an upvote ya dirty pirate!",
"/r/milanavayntrub",
"No it’s creepy well before then, that’s just the point where it becomes an actual crime. You can be a hell of a creep before it becomes illegal.",
"Toyota woman is hotter",
"I hate people that post this shit. Makes it feel condescending.\n\nAh this sub is full of twats. I see. Congrats, you took away a tiny bit of my karma to feed this guys condescending attitude. Hope you guys feel good. ",
"They got the second and third letters correct at least.",
"That was the intention.",
"I know but I really, reallllly want one. ",
"I think her ATT version is sexier ",
"Man this is awesome! Thanks!",
"Why? We magically knew the name to search? Such a dbag move... ",
"Lol I FRIGGIN DOUBT THAT HOLMES",
"Their episode with Good Neighbor Stuff is fucking hilarious.",
"No, they are that big. \n\nAttachment-1.gif\nhttps://twt-media.washtimes.com/media/image/2016/05/10/tv_actress_refugee_campaign.jpeg",
"I would lick her bunghole raw",
"Seriously, just reading that article: \n\n>Early on, the company’s marketing department established that those most likely to buy insurance online were males between the ages of 18 and 24. \n\n>“The first thing I had to do,” Brewe tells us over the phone, “was attempt to understand 18 to 24 year-old men a bit better.” So, she took to gaming forums:\n\n>Brewe noticed that one figure in particular was massively popular: CIA agent Sydney Bristow, the main character from the television show Alias. Rocking red hair and tight black outfit, she held a position of great reverence with the demographic Brewe was going after.\n\n>The face of insurance start-up Esurance, she battled giant robots (who represented “overpriced competitors”), scaled her way up buildings, **and occasionally took showers on screen for no apparent reason.**\n\n\"We modeled a cartoon after a television sex symbol and people treated it like a sex symbol!?!? Impossible!!!\"",
"Scrolled through tons of comments and none contain her name. Why is that?",
"If only she was goth. ",
"Listen here Cuntgrass, I can't help that you have terrible taste in women. She's awesome and I find the character's personality cute. I think the actress is a really pretty lady too. Sorry you can't fit that into the box of things you understand. \"A person finds a lady pretty, who is liked by enough members of the TV viewing nation to become the literal face of Progressive Insurance and is prominently featured in dozens of their advertisements?... Impossible!\" \n\nProgressive wouldn't have cast her and then made her the face of their company if that face wasn't pretty. So I'm not going to spend too much time feeling like I'm weird for being into her. \n\nSome people just find different qualities and features attractive. There are lots of reasons for people to go after someone. I know it's a bit controversial to say but more than a few women find wealth attractive, allowing for some to overlook physical attractiveness altogether. Which is why \"What do you do for a living?\" gets asked on first dates almost every time. I'm certain you're familiar with this though, as finance seems to crop up on all of your dates. Things like, \"Please leave the $5 on the dresser next to my dentures.\" after you spend ~~30 seconds~~ the night ~~grossly flopping and sweating on top of~~ romantically bedding a ~~a meth whore~~ lady. Then, sometimes, it's just about getting your rocks off, and any warm body will do, no matter how hideous they are. In which case any disgusting land based sea cow will do the trick. You might ask your mother about that one.\n\nEdit: I tried to make it clear this was a joke.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w9rs3/the_att_girl/dtzbxrq/\n\nBecause you didn't look properly.",
"I’m sure some of them are just as creepy. But I never really see those mentioned, in the same way that I never see a completely pointless or uninteresting post on r/pics elevated to the front page because of a hot dude, but it happens all the time if it’s an attractive girl with cleavage or wearing tights. I’d love someone to count how many pictures of female cosplay costumes have made it to the front page of r/pics or r/gaming compared to the same for men.",
"Holy fuck, this is my favorite paragraph from that whole article:\n\n>This isn’t to say Erin’s creators don’t have problems with the porn — particularly the gender issues it arouses. “When you’re in a board room designing a corporate mascot, gender is always a part of the conversation,” Brewe says. “And that conversation always goes, ‘Do we make the zebra a woman or a man? Let’s make it a man, because there won’t be **as much** porn of it.’”\n\nImagining a bunch of marketing execs sitting in a board room, finally signing off on the male zebra instead of the female zebra design knowing full well at least *some* people out there are gonna be fapping it to their zebra mascot is just too much.",
"Well, I googled AT&T girl for her name, then googled her name.\n\nIt's a joke man, lighten up.",
"http://lmgtfy.com/?q=att+girl+name",
"Why is her face so so red in the right pic?",
"Because they knew exactly what they were doing.",
"Karam",
"That's because he starred in a [Paul Mooney film](https://youtu.be/trtyzv00Kos?t=2). ^^^^Sorry ^^^^about ^^^^the ^^^^terrible ^^^^quality",
"10/10 would let her network drop my calls.",
"boobs poppin'",
"I know it was mostly an experiment in streaming content but I was disappointed they never tried for a season 2.",
"AT(i)T ",
"Damn right",
"Stevie Nelson",
"as a guy I am not fat enough to have tits (than god). but man ladies just sometimes do what seemingly seems uncomfortable just to look nice to us males\n\nor lesbians, or males that are transgender lesbians. or females that are transgender but not gay. ",
"Especially considering those are her knees",
"\"I can't carry it for you, *but I can carry you!\"*",
"Very attractive, and quite funny. Makes me wish I was younger, and richer, with some kind of talent. And better looking.\n\nAh hell....",
"Do you own a fedora",
"Shove those tits up high enough? Yikes. That looks awful and uncomfortable",
"Wow it’s like you know me! I’m sure all of your assumptions about me based on three comments are totally accurate.",
"Tl;dr. \n\nBut Flo? Eww",
"I think she looks chest in the picture on the right. I mean the picture on the right she looks bust. BEST. Best is the word I'm going for here.",
"2>0\n\nSo, yes.",
"Idk. She make my pipi stand up straighter.",
"OMG it's weird Satanist guy\n\nhttps://youtu.be/YErFwJX0HKE",
"Nuh uh....holy shit",
"Fuck",
"Could her boobs be any higher without suffocating her? ",
"She trying real hard with that pushup bra...look at her armpit skin going upwards",
"I know! and as a dude, I don't quite fill out the new one in the right spaces.",
"ATit&Tit",
"Don't matter. Just know that under that blue button down. ",
"Wasn't she on This is Us? ",
"Yeah! She doesn't look like such a DIRTY WHORE! \n- Norm McDonald (probably) ",
"I don't know who she is and don't care that she has makeup on and a dress that pushes her boobs up. Reddit plz.",
"These days? It's been like this for most of Reddit's history.",
"Not married yet I assume to see what women put themselves through for that minimal look lol",
"Spoiler alert!",
"She looks better on the left",
"We have a Trivago guy and holy hell he makes me want to book a vacation. The man is a silver fox and ridiculous attractive.",
"Found the “friend zone” guy",
"Anyone else see the shocking resemblance to Elizabeth from Bioshock, minus the powers to rip time and space. ",
"She looks better on the left",
"I'm fond of Flo from Progressive Insurance.",
"Haha for fucks sake, her poor boobs are gonna suffocate her! She can be pretty without them coresting up her titties ",
"The shape of her head makes me think there's a Lego-person in the woodpile.",
"Her Live Prude Girls show is what i first remember her from. ",
"Is this still a thing?",
"I see a very big pair of T&Ts...",
"What's AT&T? ",
"\"Are you the Lily with the legs that go all the way down to the floor?\"",
"People are going in on ya while some are talking about how hot Erin Esurance is. Too funny.",
"The lines on her face are exaggerated, she looks 20 years older. They did her no favors, other than squeezing her boobs together.",
"She is a beautiful woman - much prettier than the picture on the right displays. \n\nI understand she got a role as a Marvel character, but I don't know which one or when her shows will air.",
"GOOD POINT! AT LEAST MINE IS A REAL LADY, GODDAMNIT!",
"That is pretty funny.",
"Fuck Paul Fieg for ruining Ghostbusters!",
"Username checks out",
"Congrats! Saying someone else deserves gold and then getting it yourself feels like, dare I say it - karma?",
"Fun fact: she was in one of my Bumble pictures. It was a group picture, we had a mutual friend. She was right beside me, but no one ever noticed. ",
"The tape starts at her butt cheeks.",
"Welcome to being a woman. \n\nShave your legs, pluck your face, suck it in, wires under your tits, sticks under your feet to walk on.. you’re a cross between continual walking tortured person or robot. ",
"Why isn't this at the top?",
"Is it just me or does she look better in the left pic?",
"she's evreything",
"I can't do everything for you. Go look for yourself dude. The threads right there.",
"FUCK",
"It really depends. If she's a 34 band those might be D's or DD'S, but if she's like a 28 or 30 I'd guess they'd be more like F or G.\n\n\nAdmittedly I have no personal experience in this, but I'd also agree that she's probably OK as far as potential back problems go. At least as long as she's wearing the right bra and using good posture as someone else mentioned. \n\nSource: Helped my small framed busty wife with bra shopping a lot. ",
"All I’m seeing is some tig ol’ biddies",
"Been crushing on Lily from day 1",
"But definitely also pushed up. You can see it in your picture. That dress or the bra underneath gives them only one place to go, and that's up. ",
"There are SO many better pics of her than OPs comparison ",
"I enjoyed that show so much, did they ever make it out of Yahoo hell?",
"Agreed, I feel like the longer hair suits her much more",
"There’s nothing wrong with liking a little subtlety. Instead of cramming as much cleavage as possible into a dress.. it’s too much ",
"[A confirmed! NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/milanavayntrub/comments/6mxgda/instagram_story/?st=JDG2S88B&sh=0069016e) ",
"She's getting more of a feminist looking shitty haircut on the right. But titties tho. ",
"#triggered",
"Still don't got nothing on my bae Flo from progressive lol ",
"I think she looks cuter on the left... ",
"A 10.",
"And the AT&T girl's massive pushup bra.",
"Is there a version of r/pics that doesn't include upvotedbecausegirl material? ",
"YUP",
"She's my celebrity crush",
"damn... lily has some nice titties! Her and flo from the progessive commercials would make for an amazing threesome.",
"When and where is this squirrel girl thing suppose to happen? ",
"her blue shirt couldn't hide those fun bags.",
"I'm going to WAY beat off to this later",
"[Woosh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ZojGkYd0E)",
"I definitely like her as AT&T girl more in these pics. ",
"bark bark for pig ",
"10/10",
"In Silicon Valley I think he is, but that's how the character is written. Couldn't take anymore after season 3.",
"She looks sexier on the left",
"Mooooom! You're soooo weird!",
"quite disappointed I dont have an endless hole of links",
"she has her own subreddit wow",
"All hail Squirrel Girl! ",
"Man I’d love to motor boat the hell out of her...personality, her big beautiful personality ",
"Also in 8 episodes of season 1 of This Is Us.",
"All jokes aside, this is a Tide ad...",
"Nixon’s head in a jar has them all.",
"upvoted for boobies",
"Lord in heaven",
"Just another Tide ad?",
"THEY SAID, \"FLO WAS ON MAD MEN!\"",
"I don't recall the taste of strawberries Sam...",
"How did I not notice this",
"I believe she has approved it, I seem to recall her doing an AMA in there once, awhile back",
"Wow, they could sell a ton more if she didn't button all the way to her forehead",
"So is this about upgrades or something? ",
"I've found that just about every pseudo-celebrity or model has their own subreddit, all with varying levels of activity and creep factor. I'm actually more surprised when one does not have their own sub at this point.",
"Totally forgot about her. Beautiful woman.",
"I agree, I'm wearing slim jeans and it feels pretty uncomfortable",
"bewbs",
"those were the golden days \n\n\n/R/NBA is still fun ",
"r/stacked",
"The brunette Australian girl? God yes!",
"Wack",
"Ah yes, the mascot that had to be retired because of rule 34.",
"Fan clubs of male and female celebrities have been around for like 70 years. The comments are nothing new from either side, they are just more visible now because of the internet. \n\nWhat used to be private conversations between 3 or 4 teenage girls about a poster of Corey Haim, or a group of WW2 soldiers about a poster of Bette Davis, are now gathered together into public online forums where everyone can see them and participate.",
"All Tits & Tits?",
"He came back. His last posts were a week ago. I do remember him getting banned and people were pissed.",
"At her chesticles? I see. ",
"These are the kind of posts that reveal reddits disgusting side. 14.5K Upvotes for a pic of a girl in a telecom Commercial... Really?",
"My friend has had a crush on this girl for years. He even found her on Facebook and had a conversation with her in DMs 😂",
"Yeah I get that. But the difference is that, instead of being five horny teenage boys talking about how hot this girl is, we now get these huge echo chambers where, say, 34,138 people are congratulating each other on how much they can sexualize someone’s latest totally innocuous Instagram pic. \n\nAlso, just because being a creep is common doesn’t mean people shouldn’t be called out on it. Maybe, eventually, if enough people get called out on being creeps, a fraction of a percent of them will think about how they acted when they were dumb, horny teenagers and realize that they were being disrespectful without even realizing it, and that the behaviors that were considered normal at the time were still hurtful overall. ",
"/r/breastenvy\n",
"I'm not saying it in a negative way(though it did come off as that). But yes, you are definitely correct too.",
"You're a weird guy, ace.",
"It's pointy ",
"She was also on a recent episode of the Goldbergs as another mom at the school.",
"I've never seen one of her commercials... She is quite good looking. ",
"Hers are more in the \"really wide but not terribly protruding\" variety. Which is awesome. All of the visual impact with less FLBP.",
"That's the point i was making... that the private conversations of the entire globe are now gathered together, so it looks like a huge influx of \"creeps\", but there has always been a ton of them, it just wasnt this obvious. You are correct, it does get amplified because of this.\n\nCurious, though, if a group of teenage girls in the 60's had candid pictures of the Beatles plastered all over their walls, and would have suggestive girl talk about them, would you consider them \"creeps\", and morally equivalent to the guys that leave comments on these subreddits?\n\nI also want to point out that most of these celebrities seem to encourage such behavior, with the suggestive media they put out there... this girl certainly does that.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"Dammit Jim, we were done with jokes after season 4. ",
"[Found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/milanavayntrub/comments/7mih9s/in_white/)",
"> It's speculated that one of her superpowers is that she will always win against all odds, no matter how powerful her adversary is.\n\nPretty much - she was indeed originally a joke golden-age omnipowerful superboss in a nondescript package (meant to poke fun at \"serious\" characters like Superman), and she's almost never shown actually doing any fighting. Instead, we only see the aftermath - it's usually revealed that she whooped someone's ass off-\"camera\" and they're suddenly unwilling to engage her further. (Or in Doc Doom's case, *afraid to*, to such an extent that when she showed up wanting to use some of his tech he's like \"it's through that door and down the hall, and *please* don't wreck the lab\" with otherwise no resistance. Then again, she has been known to infiltrate Doom's home turf without him realizing she's done it, much to his horror...)\n\nBasically she's one of the characters One Punch Man is meant to lampshade, and is herself a lampshade of \"legitimate\" superboss-tier characters throughout the comic/GN multiverse.\n\nPersonally, since I'm a \"cheer the underdog\" type anyway, someone so ridiculous on paper being so insanely overpowered strikes me as hilarious.\n",
"Have you checked the airlock?\n",
"I mean she's done college humor , and various other small comedy shows before at&t. She was also in silicon valley for an episode or two. She is even cast to star in a marvel movie, though I haven't heard much about it since it was announced awhile back",
"there is something about her that is attractive that I can't quite put my finger on. oh wait, it is her pretty face and incredibly bountiful bosom. ",
"Speaking of...\n\nSquirrel Girl Destroys WonderCon 2015 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHnvZUMibM",
"> AND Dr. Doom\n\nAnd she still messes with him occasionally.",
"> Let's not try to bring any logic to her character.\n\nIt's a comic book character. Logic isn't even on the radar.",
"> The best description of this I've heard is that she basically has Bugs Bunny Cartoon powers.\n\nYep, that's it. She's *the unbeatable* S.G. and part of her job description is literally to be unbeatable. As I said elsewhere on this thread, she's a lampshade of characters like Supes that don't stay dead even if you do manage to kill them.\n",
"Compared to most comic book characters she is even more illogical. Her entire premise is that she is unbeatable but they never actually show why she is unbeatable. ",
"[Just look at the dashing sea dog](http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=274847,filename=Gorton_s_Fisherman.png).",
"To get to the point of your hypothetical, yes, I think that girls and women are just as capable of any sort of sexual misconduct / general ickiness that boys and men are capable of. There are a couple of issues that don’t make that hypothetical quite equitable to me though.\n\nThe biggest one is, frankly, I have higher expectations for people in 2018 than in 1964 or whatever. Behavior that has been normalized for a long time is now under criticism. Consent is a talking point now in a way that it hasn’t always been in the past. And we have more evidence than ever at how pervasive the sexual abuse of power is in our culture, in entertainment and politics especially. The victims of that abuse have a voice that they never had before, and I think it’s important to listen now that they do. So I am of the belief that even if things were considered okay once, it’s still worth re-examining if it should still be.\n\nThe other thing is the echo chamber element that I brought up earlier. Being anonymous and being surrounded by thousands of other anonymous folks saying the same thing pushes people further. In a thread of a pic where she’s hugging a dog, there’s no pushback to the comment about her thighs, which opens the door for a comment about how she’s making a sex face. The discussion so quickly pushes past being about her, and instead becomes about the commenter’s boner. And this type of comment is rewarded, and the lesson the commenter has learned is “that’s just how we talk about women.” And then something something grab her by the pussy, yadda yadda yadda, president of the United States.",
"Boobies",
"And you’re a degenerate neckbeard. ",
"The Golden Age of Youtube.",
"Yeah, not saying she hasn't done anything. But as \"celebrities\" go, being known primarily as \"that AT&T girl\" and not by name puts you pretty low on the celebrity totem pole. The standard for having a subreddit dedicated to you is just being a pretty/cute girl. Instagram/Snapchat models have their own subreddits.",
"Those cell phone sales people are always hiding something.",
"Yep, and that's the point. She's unbeatable because it's part of her job description, nothing more, nothing less. (Typical of a lampshade character generally.)",
"Squirrel girl!",
"What's wrong with a phone call?",
"r/Outoftheloop ... What's this about? ",
"Yeah ok. And I own a mansion in the Hamptons. ",
"Yea that's true. I've known the sub for years and I still only call her the chick from the at&t commercials ",
"Butthurt neckbeard who has to fantasize about le girls on /r/pics because mommy blocked the porn sites. ",
"People who actually make that money don’t brag about it on the internet. Go home to mommy. ",
"Yes - a \"push-up\" bra (or top) makes all the difference",
"There was rampant cheating in the beginning. Havent played in a few months.",
" They make a nice couple. ",
"I see that r/glorp is leaking again. NSFW subreddit, y'all.",
"So click-bait sidebar adds are now front page /r/pics material eh?",
"Lol. Someone’s very sensitive about being poor. ",
"Did you search on Microsoft's search engine, or did you watch them all, one after the other?",
"Yes.",
"Great jaw line.\n\nPerfect nose too.\n\nNice cheekbones.\n\nNice hair.\n\nGreat boobs.\n\nWin all around.",
"But boobs.",
"Her face does. Her boobs look better on the right.",
"Yeah, no reason to watch. I closed it after he cleared his throat. ",
"American Telephone & Telegraph & Aaaaaahthemtiddies",
"It wasn't a photo shoot it was a red carpet thing... Here is one from a different angle https://out.reddit.com/t3_7mih9s?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FStHZWhS.jpg&token=AQAALRJ-Wh5rzvAGrUUwQ7_YRay7P4m1vxvBcOQGWjQBtaJ1Fcrg&app_name=mweb2x ",
"Lol",
"Then that means there were more gawkers then!",
"Def think she's hotter in her uniform",
"Looks like a Harry Lemon to me.",
"/r/biggerthanyouthought",
"A TT girl ",
"haha yeah I cant stop being amazed when men are calling for \"no makeup\" or \"natural beauty\" but there is still some light BUT STILL makeup involved",
"Who was she in Silicon Valley?",
"It's almost as if the people who make these commercials hire attractive women on purpose",
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":O",
"Someone found r/celebs",
"It's basically between two ferns.",
"They were in a couple of them. Just small parts. ",
"Uh, why the down votes. ",
"Lily's t h i c c",
"It certainly makes it more likely than if they had a less attractive person on there.",
"Gilfoyle’s girlfriend. ",
"This is going to get cross posted to r/biggerthanyouthought ",
"Honestly, her on the left is much more appealing to me... A little less makeup, less trying to push \"assets\", and I don't know, maybe just more 'traditional' hair... All I know is I like the left better",
"r/fucktammy",
"The hell you say!\n",
"Speaking of wack...",
"Psycho Mantis?",
"Which pic are you referring to?",
"Sweet baby Jesus",
"Yes it is. ",
"Are kids out of school or something? Why all the low-effort pre-pubescent stuff on Reddit lately?",
"What's a phone call?",
"Oh shit, I just looked it up. She's gonna be Squirrel Girl! I'm definitely going to have to check that out.",
"OH OKAY, AFTER GOOGLING THIS I SEE IT TO BE TRUE. WHY ARE WE YELLING?",
"I understand what you are saying, and im mostly just playing devils advocate, but I think this behavior is in a pretty big grey area. It's almost evolutionary based to respond favorably to pictures of the opposite sex, in a way. Factor in the fact that being crude is baked into many people as well, and there you go.\n\nI think crude discussions about appearances is pretty different than sexual abuse of power... but I understand how you could potentially draw a line from one to the other.\n\nShould people not make crude comments about a picture of a random girl walking down the street? Probably. Should they not make crude comments about a picture of a famous girl walking down the street? Maybe. Should they not make crude comments about a famous girl posing in a bikini? Tough to realistically say no, there, even if you are personally opposed to it. \n\nIt feels like it's headed down a road where you aren't supposed to ever comment on someone's appearance... and perhaps we shouldn't, in the grand scheme of things. It's all about where the line is between admiration and creepiness, i suppose.\n\nAnyway, you have to admit that all these celebrities that continue to post starved for attention sexual media, are encouraging the behavior more than not. They dont post bare backed photos in their underwear so that a group of nuns will sit around and go 'you know, i think that at&t girl is a really nice person'.\n",
"Probably took about two seconds with your shrivelled joke. "
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The AT&T girl
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[
"So? Tesla lost $600 million last year. Maybe less stunt and more attention to the company?",
">Tesla lost $600 million last year.\n\nThey also have a market cap of $68 billion. Anybody who invests in Tesla knows what they're signing up for.",
"Tell that to the flat earthers.",
"And? Twitter just had its FIRST profitable quarter ever. Are they not paying attention to the company?",
"Twitter never had a clear business model to transition to profit (they could learn from WeChat) and has not engaged in stunts that masquerade as being profound. Nobody fawns over every utterance of the Twitter founders and I doubt you know who they are without looking them up....yet Elon Musk launches a car playing MAJ Tom (which of course is a song about an astronaut that DIES-subtle message there) and he is a visionary....",
"Market cap that does not reflect reality and can drop like a rock. Market cap reflects stock price and shares outstanding, today there was a $5 billion loss in market cap for Tesla. Anything that shakes confidence drops stock price and market cap shrinks, it is not money in the bank, it is more a statement of faith, thus the stunts to hype it up.",
"I’m already tired of this image. I enjoyed watching the takeoff and so forth, but putting a car ad in space? Tiny yay."
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This is a real picture. A REAL PICTURE.
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"You should have stepped up and assured her you were not spending it alone. She would have felt a lot better.",
"That’s awesome. Happy Birthday, man",
"Hate to break it to you, but it looks like someone ate a big chunk of the cake. ",
"I'm with co-workers, so not completely alone.",
"I know. I'll find that bastard around here somewhere...",
"It was the hooker. Can't trust a hooker.",
"That was really cool of her to do! Happy Birthday!"
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Traveling for work over my birthday. My wife called the hotel because she felt bad I was spending it alone. The staff pulled together a card and gifts.
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"Adopted to a new home after snoop dogg went full lion",
"She's just got the best teeth, can't help but model her at least weekly. her mixtape drops next week.",
"MC name: Bone Chugs and Hardtobreathe",
"r/fakealbumcovers in 3...2...",
"bahahah yes!",
"Hahaha, le perfect!",
"How do ya like me now bitches?",
"r/toofers"
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Next step is a grill,
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[
"Thats why i havent had cable, or comcast in general in years. Why pay all that when you can pay 70 a month for internet, 12 for commercial free hulu and 8 for netflix? ",
"So you entered into a contract for a specified period of time at a certain cost. When that contract expired, the cost of the services you had previously contracted for went up. \n\nI'm having trouble understanding why this is remarkable. ",
"I never said anything about it being remarkable. What is noteworthy is that the cost appears to be increasing monthly by a huge amount. ",
"Well, you posted it, so you “remarked” on it in that capacity, but moving on. Yes, your bill seems to be rocketing skywards at a worrisome rate. You might want to call and see what can be done and if they stonewall you, I’d be switching providers because those increases are ridiculous. Not surprising or remarkable because all cable/satellite providers are crooks, but ridiculous even still.\n\nI’m not going to preach to you, only suggest to you to look into cutting the cord. It was a huge life step for me. Maybe it can work for you, maybe not. I only suggest you give it a thought or two.",
"My Hulu is not commercial free. It’s shared with the roommate (who pays for it) so I’m not sure if there are tiers or something. ",
"I read ya. The whole reason I opened this bill was to price shop. I can only hope that moving on will be feasible. ",
"Welcome to my pain. Comcast are assholes who just want money. They don't even provide the connections they advertise. Sadly they are the best out where I am......and that's just sad.",
"Its like an extra 3 bucks a month for commercial free. Worth it"
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My last 5 Comcast bills. The only change was my contract ended in November.
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"Did you find yourself all shook up?",
"Those sideburns tho",
"What is on your cheeks? ",
"I too have sideburns. ",
"How do you feel about mutton?",
"/u/zodoyo, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/zodoyo&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7w9yfl/i_found_elvis/?context=10\\))"
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I found Elvis!!
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/r/pics/comments/7wa1o5/sketchy_drawing_of_pennsylvania_theft_suspect/
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"[Article here](http://newburghgazette.com/2018/02/08/sketchy-drawing-of-pennsylvania-theft-suspect-actually/)",
"Wow. Just wow. ",
"Damn... looks just like him. That's real talent."
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'Sketchy' drawing of Pennsylvania theft suspect actually leads to an ID
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/r/pics/comments/7wa6yp/sr71_blackbird/
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"this plane,\non airport always leaking jet fuel,\non air, every parts expand by heat, and stop leaking fuel.\n\n...engineering.",
"That is an amazing warplane.",
"[LA Center, Aspen 30. Could we get a ground speed check please?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyHH9G9et0)",
"/sleddriverbot",
"https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-sr-71-blackbirds-most-spectacular-flyover-was-also-1719654907\n\n“As a former SR-71 pilot, and a professional keynote speaker, the question I’m most often asked is ‘How fast would that SR-71 fly?’ I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend. It’s an interesting question, given the aircraft’s proclivity for speed, but there really isn’t one number to give, as the jet would always give you a little more speed if you wanted it to. It was common to see 35 miles a minute.\n\nBecause we flew a programmed Mach number on most missions, and never wanted to harm the plane in any way, we never let it run out to any limits of temperature or speed.. Thus, each SR-71 pilot had his own individual ‘high’ speed that he saw at some point on some mission. I saw mine over Libya when Khadafy fired two missiles my way, and max power was in order. Let’s just say that the plane truly loved speed and effortlessly took us to Mach numbers we hadn’t previously seen.\n\nSo it was with great surprise, when at the end of one of my presentations, someone asked, ‘What was the slowest you ever flew the Blackbird?’ This was a first. After giving it some thought, I was reminded of a story that I had never shared before, and I relayed the following.\n\nI was flying the SR-71 out of RAF Mildenhall, England, with my back-seater, Walt Watson; we were returning from a mission over Europe and the Iron Curtain when we received a radio transmission from home base. As we scooted across Denmark in three minutes, we learned that a small RAF base in the English countryside had requested an SR-71 fly-past. The air cadet commander there was a former Blackbird pilot, and thought it would be a motivating moment for the young lads to see the mighty SR-71 perform a low approach. No problem, we were happy to do it. After a quick aerial refuelling over the North Sea, we proceeded to find the small airfield.\n\nWalter had a myriad of sophisticated navigation equipment in the back seat, and began to vector me toward the field. Descending to subsonic speeds, we found ourselves over a densely wooded area in a slight haze. Like most former WWII British airfields, the one we were looking for had a small tower and little surrounding infrastructure. Walter told me we were close and that I should be able to see the field, but I saw nothing. Nothing but trees as far as I could see in the haze. We got a little lower, and I pulled the throttles back from 325 knots we were at. With the gear up, anything under 275 was just uncomfortable. Walt said we were practically over the field-yet; there was nothing in my windscreen. I banked the jet and started a gentle circling maneuver in hopes of picking up anything that looked like a field. Meanwhile, below, the cadet commander had taken the cadets up on the catwalk of the tower in order to get a prime view of the fly-past. It was a quiet, still day with no wind and partial gray overcast. Walter continued to give me indications that the field should be below us but in the overcast and haze, I couldn’t see it. The longer we continued to peer out the window and circle, the slower we got. With our power back, the awaiting cadets heard nothing. I must have had good instructors in my flying career, as something told me I better cross-check the gauges. As I noticed the airspeed indicator slide below 160 knots, my heart stopped and my adrenalin-filled left hand pushed two throttles full forward. At this point we weren’t really flying, but were falling in a slight bank. Just at the moment that both afterburners lit with a thunderous roar of flame (and what a joyous feeling that was) the aircraft fell into full view of the shocked observers on the tower. Shattering the still quiet of that morning, they now had 107 feet of fire-breathing titanium in their face as the plane levelled and accelerated, in full burner, on the tower side of the infield, closer than expected, maintaining what could only be described as some sort of ultimate knife-edge pass.\n\nQuickly reaching the field boundary, we proceeded back to Mildenhall without incident. We didn’t say a word for those next 14 minutes. After landing, our commander greeted us, and we were both certain he was reaching for our wings. Instead, he heartily shook our hands and said the commander had told him it was the greatest SR-71 fly-past he had ever seen, especially how we had surprised them with such a precise maneuver that could only be described as breathtaking. He said that some of the cadet’s hats were blown off and the sight of the plan form of the plane in full afterburner dropping right in front of them was unbelievable. Walt and I both understood the concept of ‘breathtaking’ very well that morning and sheepishly replied that they were just excited to see our low approach.\n\nAs we retired to the equipment room to change from space suits to flight suits, we just sat there-we hadn’t spoken a word since ‘the pass.’ Finally, Walter looked at me and said, ‘One hundred fifty-six knots. What did you see?’ Trying to find my voice, I stammered, ‘One hundred fifty-two.’ We sat in silence for a moment. Then Walt said, ‘Don’t ever do that to me again!’ And I never did.\n\nA year later, Walter and I were having lunch in the Mildenhall Officer’s club, and overheard an officer talking to some cadets about an SR-71 fly-past that he had seen one day. Of course, by now the story included kids falling off the tower and screaming as the heat of the jet singed their eyebrows. Noticing our HABU patches, as we stood there with lunch trays in our hands, he asked us to verify to the cadets that such a thing had occurred. Walt just shook his head and said, ‘It was probably just a routine low approach; they’re pretty impressive in that plane.’\n\nImpressive indeed.”",
"I had the GI Joe version of this plane",
"Its held the record of fastest plane for decades. The pilots had to wear space suites. Makes sense because it looks like something straight out of Star Wars.",
"haha me too. how freaking cool was that thing.",
"Text version: \n\nThere were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.\n\nIt occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.\n\nI was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn't match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.\n\nJust to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.\n\nWe listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: \"November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.\"\n\nNow the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the \" Houston Center voice.\" I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.\n\nJust moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. \"I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.\" Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. \"Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check\". Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol' Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: \"Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.\"\n\nAnd I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.\n\nSomewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: \"Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?\" There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. \"Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.\"\n\nI think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: \"Ah, Center, much thanks, we're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.\"\n\nFor a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, \"Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.\"\n\nIt all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day's work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.\n\nFor just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.",
"My high school physics teacher flew Blackbirds back in the day. Crazy dude, crazy planes.",
"This is one of my favorites. I thought I'd find this in the comments as soon as I saw the post. Thanks OP!",
"I had the Testor's version...",
"That explains why mine leaked oil on my driveway. Thanks.",
"wow. are you pilot this airplane? I salute you. and sorry my poor english composition skill."
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SR-71 Blackbird
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/r/pics/comments/7wa7cw/just_face_paint/
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"That's legit.",
"Artist / source is @designdain on Instagram ",
"Damn",
"now paint 3 small Korean guys living in those drawers"
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Just face paint
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/r/pics/comments/7wa7mo/my_childhood_was_80s_steroid_fueled_sports/
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[
" I loved when someone took a hit personally and the gladiator was ready to throw down in a second",
" https://i.imgur.com/1e8zCcG.jpg ",
"Amy Schumer was a gladiator?",
"Here’s a brain teaser. How many women are in this photo?",
"Don't forget the cocaine",
"Roids and coke. The 80's breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack of champions",
"Not dinner. They don't serve that at Dorsia's",
"I forgot Eddie Murphy was a gladiator",
"It made for good entertainment though. "
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My childhood was 80’s steroid fueled sports entertainment.
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/r/pics/comments/7wacja/turned_this_in_for_a_photography_class/
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[
"How’d you do?",
"110%",
"Excellent use of the BRRRRRRRT. A^10 +",
"My man. 🤜",
"Cloverfield - End Days",
"Man, it’s almost like you knew it was going to happen. Talk about right place at the right time. You deserve that 110%"
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Turned this in for a photography class
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/r/pics/comments/7wadsj/spotted_something_ironic_at_the_eagles_parade/
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"Help",
"Parents were putting their kids on boxes of glass labeled \"fragile\" so they could get a better view",
"Fra-gee-lay...must be Italian."
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Spotted something ironic at the Eagles Parade
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/r/pics/comments/7wadwg/a_1000_year_old_viking_axe_before_and_after/
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[
"It got super rusty. I wouldn't have dipped it.\n\nI seriously think you ruined it op. ",
"Idk if ur for real but I think its a before an after restoration",
"Nah, it’s brownie-dipped axe. ",
"Truth. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/5WZKjRy.jpg) it was only partially dipped.",
"Absolutely insane how just one dip into brownie mix does that. ",
"That's an obvious photoshop. Be honest dude. ",
"Well did you eat it or just fukin waste it?"
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A 1000 year old Viking axe before and after dipping in brownie mix
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[
"I must be a hater...cuz it’s PHOTOSHOPPED!!",
"To me it looks like it was MS Painted.",
" Why would you actually Photoshop your nose to look like that?",
"No lol I got it broken off by a rock. Seriously "
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Haters will say it's photoshopped
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/r/pics/comments/7waf7v/urinal/
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"*Ourinal",
"Good r/assholedesign candidate.",
"Friends that pee together stay together ",
"Contract probably required two urinals. No design supplied. Improvised.",
"Making it easy to shit and piss at the same time.",
"This is a beautiful thing for the occasional split stream situation",
"Only way is to cross streams.",
" it's for/u/doubledickdude",
"Could you hold that for me?",
"For conjoined twins. ",
"It aint gay if the streams don't touch",
" Sword fight!",
"Perfect for that first pee after a long night of rough sex",
"Never cross the streams",
"For the Siamisgendered "
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Urinal
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/r/pics/comments/7wag3b/store_brand_hulnk_hogen_and_friend/
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[
"From walmart",
"He’s the human equivalent of a knock-off video game console your grandma got you.",
"These instagram filters are out of control.",
"Hey, granny did good by getting me my Mintendo. I love Mortal Combatant! ",
"Suddenly I feel like Iceland has the right idea about Down's syndrome."
] | 6 |
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Store brand hulnk hogen and friend
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/r/pics/comments/7wag3y/i_just_wanted_to_show_the_world_my_good_boy/
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[
"I’m so so sorry for you loss :(",
"Thank you. It hurts so much. Watching him go from a strong, muscly, energetic dog into essentially a bag of bones, unable to walk proper or have any energy and no appetite.... it was heartbreaking. We decided the pain needed to end and he went to sleep today. My big strong dog is now watching over me. Happy. ",
"Every moment with you was the best of his life.\n\nHe's a good, good boy",
"He’s the best boy. I hope he knows that. ",
"I bet he does.",
"RIP ",
"I lost my boxer on Tuesday to an arrhythmia. She was 12 and the light of my life - I lost my Jack Russell 6 months ago to kidney failure. \n\nYour dog was gorgeous, and I hope you have memories that will keep you going through this shitty time. I'm so sorry for your loss 🖤🖤🖤",
"Put down my best friend two days ago. It really sucks. https://i.imgur.com/MAPV7sH.jpg",
"Gooboy certainly sorry to see him go. I’m sure he was a very very gooboy ",
"Oh dear, he must be thanking you from wherever he is now!\nHe was such a good baby...everybody loves him.",
"So sorry, bud.",
"My wife and I don't have kids so our dogs get the royal treatment. When we lost Lotus I was pretty fucked up, but it hit my wife 10x harder. I feel your pain. \n\nHe looks like such a good boy. ",
"What a gorgeous puppy. I hope they’re playing together now!",
"Yeah, my boyfriend took it a lot better than I did. I’ve been crying nonstop. It’s heartbreaking. He was such a good boy. Loved being outside and was the most gentle dog ever. He always snuck into bed to snuggle me at night, and would rest his head on my knees and just stare at me. ",
"I'm sorry for your loss. I do not envy you today, he was a gorgeous pup. ",
"RIP to the goodest of boyes. He's watching over you, and for him, everyday with you was the best of days. Sorry for your loss, OP",
"Sorry to hear and I know the feels. My pup of 12 died in my arms during a seizure, 2 weeks before my human baby was born. ",
"Hugs\n",
"Man... I am so sorry. Legitimately shedding a tear. He looked like a good boy. He's watching your back from heaven now. \n\nSomething my dad sent to my brother when he lost his dog...\n\n\n\nJust this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.\n\nWhen an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.\n\nAll the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.\n\nThey all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.\n\nYou have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.\n\nThen you cross Rainbow Bridge together.\n\n",
"I'm so sorry ♥️ rip",
"It happened to me to. We thought he was younger than he at that was. Im so sorry for your loss. I know how you feel.",
"Oh my god. That is so beautiful. My heart just dropped some more, but filled with love at the same time. I’ll meet you there, Kingston!!! Wait for me ❤️",
"so innocent :'(",
"Kingston was a rescue. He was about 10 years old. He acted a lot younger than he was too. Not in the last month, especially week. They know we love them. There’s no way they don’t. ",
"I’m sorry. I would be lost without my sweet girl. ",
"/u/Breaking-Storm, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Breaking-Storm&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wag3y/i_just_wanted_to_show_the_world_my_good_boy/?context=10\\))",
"Im so sorry. My dog was diagnosed with kidney disease last year, and it was so scary and heartbreaking. She had facial paralysis and couldnt walk (right before we found out) and I cried for days because we had no idea what to do or how to help her. Shes doing better now. But knowing that she sort of has a timeline on her life (I mean, they always do.. but now it feels real) makes me so sad. I cant imagine what youre going through, but sending you good feels from the internet. He is such a cute boy!"
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I just wanted to show the world my good boy. Cancer took him away from us. I miss you so much.
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/r/pics/comments/7wagej/saquon_barkley/
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[
"I can do that. ",
"Why is the old man touching him sensually?",
"Checking for lumps. ",
"1 plate = 45 pounds plus 45 pound bar. 10 plates + bar = 495 pounds.",
"He's the spotter. He's there to help prevent the guy from falling forward or backward. Very necessary. Back in high school I had a spotter who wasn't paying attention while I was squatting 445lb and I fell forward and ruined my back. took months to get back to normal.",
"I know what spotters are",
"Then why ask a dumb question? ",
"It was a joke.",
"LPT: Jokes are supposed to be funny. "
] | 9 |
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Saquon Barkley
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/r/pics/comments/7wah36/pffft_rules/
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"r/madlads",
"Seriously though, fuck you if you leave your drink on the edge of the pool table. Many a bar table has been ruined like this",
"Aye"
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Pffft. Rules...
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/r/pics/comments/7wahve/our_local_news_channel_just_lost_to_this_high/
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"Link? ",
"This is one of the least informative posts of all time. ",
"/u/Nzym, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Nzym&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wahve/our_local_news_channel_just_lost_to_this_high/?context=10\\))"
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Our local news channel just lost to this high school kid.
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/r/pics/comments/7waile/my_uber_driver_in_seattle/
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"I bet he's probably a better driver than some people that I've met",
"Dont Uber cars have to be ten years old or newer?",
"Oregon plates for a Washington state Uber? And the vehicle is appears to be a 92-96 era Chevy Vandura, meaning it's far too old to qualify as an Uber vehicle.\n\nI realize this is a lame attempt at a joke, but it's not even remotely plausible, and therefore fails at being \"funny\". ",
"Are you German?",
"relax your butt muscles, guy! ejaculate more often. you’re welcome. ",
"not sure, ive met some awesome, laid back germans. this guy is special. billy nofriends type guy. "
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My Uber driver in Seattle.
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/r/pics/comments/7walql/this_modest_chinese_kfc_bag/
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[
"\"Bu tsuo\" in Mandarin literally means 'not bad,' but has more of a meaning of 'pretty good.'",
"Mandarin speaker here. The Chinese characters translate to “the world is not that bad”, which I assume is a mental health and depression awareness thing? The English caption totally misses the “world” part. ",
"r/meirl"
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This modest Chinese KFC bag
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/r/pics/comments/7wamaw/it_snowed_a_bit/
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[
"You didn't carve out a pie slice 3/10",
"Yet",
"Location?",
"A bit too much ",
"Ah, we are expecting quite a bit of snow here in Southeast Michigan tonight.",
"should put a black cloth folded on top and make an ice cream sandwich ",
"Top of table.",
"I was coming here to post that it snowed like that here. Turns out you're in the same city. Howdy neighbor ",
"Howdy",
"👏Deliver👏OP😦"
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It snowed a bit
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/r/pics/comments/7wangn/abandoned_mill_in_crystal_colorado/
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[
"I love see these, great pic",
"If abandoned, then why are the stairwell footing and cantilevered foundation timbers and siding recently replaced? ",
"Historical landmark?",
"[Here I go Googling again](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Mill)",
"Hooray Google!\n\n\n\nAnd u/sanskami",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Mill \n\nThis is a relatively well known landmark, I've seen it online quite a few times now. It is in fact abandoned and no longer in use. Beautiful picture you took of it, I haven't seen it from this angle before!",
"Thanks! I'm pretty sure it's posted where I went down to take the pic lol. Probably why you haven't seen this angle",
"Did you really need a 4x4 to access it like the Wikipedia says, or is it easily hikeable?",
"/u/Pickled_Apple_Sauce",
"Why don't you have more upvotes? This is breathtaking! ",
"This looks like something I'd build in Ark",
"this was one of my random windows screensavers i recognise it",
"Wow! Didn't expect I'd get gold from a picture I took on my phone. Thanks to whoever did it!",
"It can be hiked but not easy. Especially with 4x4 cars on the single lane road."
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Abandoned mill in Crystal, Colorado
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/r/pics/comments/7waowv/98_98_98/
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"If I have to watch sports, I usually just try and find stuff like this. ",
"The punch to the head is a bit excessive, coach.",
"/u/xyctoalpha, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/xyctoalpha&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7waowv/98_98_98/?context=10\\))"
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98, 98, & 9.8
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/r/pics/comments/7waoz0/nutz_or_nut_z_nazi/
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"Nutsy?",
"Deez nutzi?",
"It’s the sequel to Nut, Nut Z. Can’t wait for Nut Super."
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"Looks like it’s under a frozen lake",
"Or kind of looks like cotton candy ",
"Flying into Anchorage feels like you're in a movie. Come in from over the mountains to a city by the water. Truly amazing ",
"The two times I flew into Anchorage I was passed tf out until landing from benadryl. Strangely I only remember the window views flying into my hometown. "
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Anchorage, Alaska city lights through the ground fog this morning.
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"Love it! Beautiful :)",
"Except Shelby. That place is a black hole.",
"Looking at this reminds me of the pilot for Breaking Bad.",
"Agree to disagree. I live here as well."
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Eastern Montana might not have the mountains that the western side does, but it's still beautiful as far as I'm concerned.
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"Cliche",
"Very typical, but I love it.",
"It is good, especially for just starting. Keep on going.",
"I kinda think it’s cliché but i think someone might want to buy it framed.",
"Thx",
"My eye doesn't have anything to jump to, I find myself glancing around the picture trying to find a subject to focus on but I can't. You have a good idea, I like the concept of focused foreground with beautiful backdrop but the thing that's in focus isn't too interesting, and it's positioned too low. If you'd like to continue going for this style of photo, I'd recommend finding a slightly more interesting subject (spiderweb hanging from reeds, something with a cool-shaped silhouette, etc) and working on the positioning of your focus. ",
"Bruh I’m 13, but i do live on cape cod",
"Bruh it was a compliment",
"May I ask what camera? ",
"Yike",
"iPhone 7 not 7+",
"I don't know shit about photography but, I feel like it would be a better photo if the sun was in focus.",
"I think you're right. ",
"Nah ",
"Throw a mommy blogger meme quote on that and you got yourself a winner ",
"You read my mind",
"I think it is definitely a photo. You can tell because of all the stuff.",
"I agree with this. The blurry background with an also blurry foreground is kind of straining on my eyes and I don't know what I'm supposed to be focusing on so my eyes just jump everywhere. Honestly OP it's not a bad photo and if you want to get into photography keep it up and keep practicing. You'll figure out your niche ",
"Not bad at all. Nice colors. Nice distance work. Might have looked better with a different depth of field but that’s a bit of personal taste as well. ",
"/u/23stagakisl, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/23stagakisl&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7watxx/im_kinda_new_to_photography_what_do_you_guys_think/?context=10\\))"
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I’m kinda new to photography, what do you guys think?
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"Them necks...",
"The fact that you left Jeff Sessions out of this is criminal. ",
"Ha! Except I feel like these folks look like birds...Sessions looks like the Keebler Elf. I "
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Mitch McConnell looks like Granny from The Beverly Hillbilies looks like Tim Cook
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"This is false. ",
"true ",
"Shut down costs money clown his town crown",
"He actually tweeted this in response https://twitter.com/michaeldtubbs/status/961454621817372672",
"Rest in pieces Partridge",
"/u/geekowl, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/geekowl&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wb1ys/shutdown/?context=10\\))",
"\"Universal\" is the accepted term for the concept.",
"The important take away from that response.",
"No it is not. It is misused by ignorant reporters who do not understand the concept. \n\nThe only correct use of the term \"universal basic income\" is for a payment made to every person regardless of who they are or how much they earn. The concept relies on that fact. \n\nIt does not matter how many people ignorantly misuse the term, it is wrong. ",
"It may be incorrect, but your definition will _never_ be true; the United States will never provide \"Universal Basic Income\" to _every being in the Universe._ Hell, it'll never even provide it to every sentient being in our Solar System, and it'll probably never even provide it to every human on Earth!\n\nThe idea of Universal Basic Income, _in common parlance,_ ain't Universal."
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Shutdown
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"Mason Verger had bigger balls.",
"Can't unsee! Up until now I thought he most resembled Beaker from the Muppet Show.",
"\"Tuurrtelll!\"",
"Hopefully they end up the same way. ",
"I thought Mitch was the actor who played Mason. He’s not?",
"First time I saw Mitch McConnell I thought he looked like Mason Verger! I’m glad I’m not alone. ",
"It’s rare that someone as outwardly ugly as Mitch Mcconnell is even uglier on the inside. "
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Mitch McConnell looks like Mason Verger from Hannibal (the movie).
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"I doubt Cadet Bonespurs is going to get a hug. ",
"When I lost a leg I wish they had brought her up as the example in physical rehab.\n\nInstead they talked about Oscar Pistorius a lot... ",
"He has the great bone spurs. The best bone spurs.",
"Senator Duckworth reminded us of a very relevant quote in response to our president's claim that people who didn't applaud his State of the Union speech were treasonous:\n\n“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”\n\n- Theodore Roosevelt",
"Just don't ask him which foot they were in. ",
"One day this will be a picture of two Presidents hugging. ",
"Not in a foot that got blown off in a helicopter, that's for sure!",
"I just love how vocal she is when it comes to Trump's bullshit. She called Trump cadet bone spurs after his treason comment. ",
"That seems like an unrealistic example even before he was revealed as a killer.",
"\"I prefer Blackhawk pilots who don't have their legs blown off\". - Trump, probably.",
"Real talk: what are bone spurs?",
"Glad to have the opportunity to vote for her, both in the primaries and the general.",
"That’s a great picture. I don’t think about Obama very much as a politician, but he was a very decent man, like President Carter.",
"Powerful pic here, I didn’t think much of this pic until I scrolled down and seen she was missing both of her legs. ",
"Wew got him",
"Powerful picture. God I miss Obama, what a great president.",
"[Indeed I think he will not get a hug from her](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2018/02/06/sen-tammy-duckworth-i-swore-an-oath-to-the-constitution-not-to-clap-when-trump-demands).",
"A real thing, that rich cowards claim and pay doctor's to say they have to avoid being drafted",
"Trump probably thinks that's also treason",
"It kinda makes me sad that the most probable explanation is that they didn't know about her. But now lots of people can!",
"They're what Trump supposedly had to avoid being drafted into the Vietnam War. He draft dodged 5 times. 4 for college once for bone spurs. \n\n>Osteophytes, commonly referred to as bone spurs[1] are bony projections that form along joint margins.[2] They should not be confused with enthesophytes, which are bonyprojections that form at the attachment of a tendon or ligament.[3] Osteophytes are not always distinguished from exostoses in any definite way, although in many cases there are a number of differences.[4] Osteophytes are typically intra-articular (within the joint capsule).[5]\n\nI believe when asked what foot they were in he said ask his doctor. He couldn't remember. Correct me if I'm wrong. He sure does talk a lot of shit about decorated military members when he did everything in his power not to go. Like shit talking McCain. I prefer people who don't get caught.",
"I respect the hell out of this woman's tenacity. Unrelated, I was wondering if anyone knows why her prosthetics are of seemingly different types. Does it have to do with the location of her injuries?",
"Your means of karma farming are the best, I've always been an admirer.",
"I believe that is correct. She lost more on one limb.",
"Trump definitely",
"I know he used them as an excuse not to serve but I still don't understand what they are. \n\nI read your excerpt (thanks) and still have no idea. What the fuck is an osteophyte? \n\nLike is it a bump in your foot or something? Are the bones fused together? I don't get it and I'm too afraid to google it",
"Karma farmer or not....it's a great quote....but something tells me it's fake news to you.",
"I'm not even American to be bothered about its veracity.",
"No one seems to have mentioned that she's in his Senate seat. We may not be able to elect a non-corrupt governor (not claiming Rauner is corrupt), be able to pass a reasonable budget, finance any of our promises, or pay for K-Higher Ed education, but I'll be damned if us Illinoisans can pass some senators.\n\nPS - We don't claim Hastert.\n\nEdit: Please don't google Arthur Jones.",
"I thought it was Howard Stern he told about his bony projections.",
"Right leg she lost above the knee, right below. ",
"What did he do that was so horrible?\n",
"So I need to hug Obama and I’ll be successful? All seriousness she is pretty damn great.",
"God, I hope so. She's my senator and I'm fucking proud of her.",
"It's pretty much what it sounds like: a growth on a bone that sticks out, like a spur. They can be really painful, to the point that military service is impossible... but somehow tennis and other sports are perfectly fine.",
"Rauner's corrupt. It's just that instead of selling a senate seat, he's giving state contracts to his pals.",
"She’s everything Hillary wasn’t, and I have to believe she commands more respect from the military than Cadet Bone Spurs. ",
"Now imagine the debates if she ran in 2020. She’s taking exactly zero shit from this orange crotch goblin. ",
"Well guess what... “Cadet Bone Spurs” is now the commander in chief. What now?",
"There's an outspoken US Marine Captain (name escapes me) in the Senate (or is it congress, I should have remembered his name!) as well. Imagine two take no shit ex-military joining up for the presidency. The Orange Muppet will look dumber than usual then:)",
"I think the fact that she was born in Thailand would prevent that. I know her father was an American citizen, but not being born on American soil is generally a way to be disqualified. Unless she was born on a military base?",
"As much as I can say I wish this were the case, she was born in Thailand. This disqualifies her, doesn't it? :(",
"The way he is standing on his toes to get up and around her shoulders is what makes this pic for me. This is a genuine, meaningful hug. ",
"he didnt do anything particularly horrible (well continuation and expansion of foreign wars, expansion of warentless spying on us citizens etc) he just didnt do much that was very good either. It is fair to take this in context that he had probably the most obstructionist legislative branch in American history, but he still let his supporters down on a lot of points. Great guy, not a terribly effective president. \n\nThings like daca and ACA were great, but half measures, and unfortunately we are seeing just how much good can be undone so quickly when it relies on executive privilege rather than wielding the bully pulpit over the legislative branch. ",
"It means we have a coward for president ",
"A coward? You call people who don’t join the military cowards? What does that make you?",
"Yup he’s a bitch. If you don’t want to fight at least have the balls to be a conscientious objector.",
"I had never thought about it like this before. Thanks for giving me an alternative view on Obama's presidency that isn't particularly partisan. Although your account is 11 months old and you might be a Russian bot. ",
"I still hope for Honorable Secretary James Mattis to take up the weight of Presidency in 2020.",
"Lots of people don’t want to fight. You think Obama wanted to fight? Bill Clinton? Lots of people don’t want to fight, and coming from a military family, no service member will ever look down on someone because they don’t want to fight. It’s not for everyone. The only people who pass judgement on people for not serving are couch ninjas like yourself",
"Like I said if he didn’t want to fight he should have the balls to say it and be conscientious objector no shame in that instead he just used daddy’s money. ",
"He recovered the economy from a depression and implemented universal healthcare for the first time in American history. Those were huge and quite effective. ",
"Is 11 months considered fresh now?",
"He was diagnosed with bone spurs and the doctor wrote a letter recommending he not join, so the Army exempted him. Then, instead of blowing daddy’s money like lots of people would’ve done, he built a billion dollar company and became the President.",
"<spit> Murderer.",
"That’s fake news buddy ",
"He built/bought more than one and then ran them in to bankruptcy. It's not that he didn't join the military - it's that he's constantly harping on about \"that's dishonorable to soldiers\" this \"I want a military parade\" that and in particular his comments about POWs. ",
"It’ll go down in history as a success story. Idk what you’ll go down as. Some dude I guess.",
"I don't know why, but I just lost it seeing this picture. What happened to this country? ",
"I doubt it",
"I deeply and sincerely hope that she takes a shot at it. She's shown that she has the best interests of the American people in mind *and* that she won't take any bull from anybody while still managing to be a perfectly wonderful person. I could see her really turning the whole country around from the fucking mess we are right now.\n\nOh well. Midterms for now, since those are imminent. Let's get that legislative branch back to some semblance of working order and then we can worry about the executive in a couple years, provided a rebalanced legislative branch doesn't go ahead and move to oust the bastard early.",
"This was actually Veterans Day of 2008. Obama was President-elect at the time and still a Senator from Illinois (for a few more days, anyway). ",
"You realize he said that as a joke, right?",
"There isn't really any case law on this, but it appears that she would qualify. The Constitution requires that the President is a \"naturally born citizen.\"",
"People who dodge drafts, are cowards. When able bodied men heed the call of the nation to go to war, a rich kid who cries his way out of going is indeed a coward. \n\nWhy even defend him? Do you think he would even set foot in your home given the chance?",
"I think she would be an awesome candidate, everything I read about her makes me think she is a strong tenacious woman. \n\nI just don't think she could ever run for president due to her being born in Thailand. She was born to an American father while he was working with the United Nations, I am not sure if she could but somehow I seriously doubt it. ",
"Ok guys am I going crazy or did illuminatisdeepdish just say one of the most politically sensible things I've heard all year?",
"Absolutely he’s a man of the people. Always has been.",
"A doctor also recently said he does not weigh as much as he obviously does. And remember the doctor from his campaign who said he was in such great health? He admitted being out under pressure to do just that. ",
"I don't know. But the ulcer in my belly is indication it isn't good.",
"From what I understand, she's eligible to be president for the same reason Ted Cruz was.",
"Oh, you're a troll. Nevermind",
"She can. McCain was born in Panama and Cruz was born in Canada. No reason why Duckworth can't run. Well, except for the legs, I guess...",
"In other words: It is fascism. ",
"Yeaaaa you’re just a little crazy. Obama had an obstructionist congress for the majority of his presidency that refused any and all legislation he wanted. Of course every piece had to be a half measure—Republicans wanted it dead. Hell McConnell voted against his own bill because Obama agreed with it. Jesus even the ACA was version of Mass Health which was Romney’s plan. \n\nHard to really be as influential as could be when literally his entire congress wanted his failure above all else.",
"No way man. People loved Trump his whole career until he started speaking the truth on a global forum. People just can’t handle the truth. It happens every so often in US history and it’s happening now. ",
"You too can shoot your wife one day in a fit of food rage",
">Right leg she lost above the knee, right below. \n\nShe lost two right legs? ",
"I guess, if you compare it to 12 months. ",
"He's a coward for dodging it and then insulting veterans saying that they weren't brave enough",
"Honest question: Are you in any way critical of what Trump does? Anything at all? Or are you a devoted follower of your great leader?",
"Actually didn't he say it was due to his birthday being a specific day?",
"He did not.",
"Neither jokes or truths are exclusive. ¿Por qué no los dos?",
"He used to be a democrat focking lol",
"Hugging the guy that expanded the war that took her legs. Full circle I guess. ",
"She was born as a American. Thats all she needs.",
"She s a born American. Thats all she need.",
"Much better to let a region free fall into chaos even further. \n\nEdit chaos, not China. ",
"Like how when you look in the mirror, realize that you’re a moron, and cry because you can’t handle it?",
"That was the same guy Obama hired? Yeah I’ll believe the doctor before I believe anything CNN has to say about his health. ",
"Bombing civilians and toppling governments is our China policy? Whew boy was I uninformed.",
"Because such a sentiment would not be relevant to your country?",
"What he didnt wasnt universal healthcare. That isnt universal healthcare lol. It was a middleground he didnt have the balls to implement real healthcare. Also about recovering economy ... you have to be a fanatic to believe that",
"Yep the same guy Obama hired. \n\nYou don't believe this article? https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/17/health/trump-heart-disease-gupta/index.html \n\nIf not, why not? The statements there are part of public record.",
"Are you really trying to say that Obama was excusable for continuing the conflict in the Mid East because of how Trump views China?\n\nYour English is broken at best...",
"Cadet Bone Spurs is a disrespectful rank for the president. I think of him more as a Major Fuckup.",
"I don't think I ever disagreed with that. I'm not sure what you're taking issue with here.\n\nEdit: To clarify, I agree with you. I'm pretty sure that's what the post above me was saying and I was agreeing with him.\n\nEdit again: I read the bit about half measures again and I see what you meant now.",
"I imagine boot camp was fun with a name like \"Private Duckworth\"",
"Draft dodgers. You mean all women like hillary? ",
"Wait, I thought he was in perfect health? Isn't that what he said?",
"No I mean draft dodgers like Donald Trump. Hillary is a private citizen.",
"Oh, chaos. So, bombing civilians and toppling governments is our region stabilization policy? Does that sound right to you? There's a lot more at work here than the US \"saving\" the middle east. We're the ones that destabilized it to begin with. We've been destabilizing it for decades.\n\nNot our region, not our business. Unless of course a nation asks us for help, which none of them did. ",
"Especially because Pistorius lost his (already deformed) legs when he was less than a year old. \n\nIf I were talking to someone who lost their healthy legs as an adult I'd rather bring up an example of someone who experienced something similar and learned to live with it. ",
"Source?",
"She was born to an American father (I believe on an American base?); that's all that's needed. Cruz was born in Canada and ran, for another example.",
"It was my response to the guy who took me for a Republican backer, perhaps.",
"He's like a genie. ",
"Obama had a presidency where Democrats held both houses for 2 years and the senate for four year after, its incredible that you idiots choose to forget this.",
"Yeah, but you should see how well she can dance now she doesn't have two right feet.",
">Things like daca and ACA were great, but half measures, and unfortunately we are seeing just how much good can be undone so quickly when it relies on executive privilege rather than wielding the bully pulpit over the legislative branch.\n\n\n\nHow is the view that he wasnt progressive enough with his policies not partisan?",
"Did he not inherit the Great Recession? Honestly... where do you get your “information”?",
"What information stop using falacies jesus christ.",
"So the great recession was fake news too? Got it. ",
"You still talking about obama right",
"You’re still parroting briebart articles right?",
"There is a colonel of truth in that, so I have to say, and not in private, that, in general, I agree with you.",
"Lol. You know what u think that? Cuz u are a fanatic yourself so you think i have to be one. Thats your thinking cuz that is what you do yourself. Then you will critize trump supporters for doing the same you do",
"Please tell me that the Great Recession was not real.",
"Btw. Obvious troll. Doesn’t speak English and active at an odd hour.",
"Trump would have grabbed her by the pussy, because he's a celebrity and they just let you do it.",
"Um, she sucks. Ask anyone in the People's Republic of Illinois.",
"[Alternately...](https://youtu.be/lu5HKs-IaM8?t=95)",
"Are you stupid?",
"No it is not. It is demagoguery. Trump is a living definition of demagogue, he is not a fascist yet.",
"I’ll have to get back to you on that one",
"Yea? Where were you fucks when just questioning Obama’s policies would get you branded a racist and unpatriotic? Duckworth is just another in a long line of Liberal hacks from Illinois which is quite possibly the most politically corrupt State in the union.",
"If only the other Democrats had this much respect for the military",
"Shes more machine than woman now. Straight and virtuous. ",
"If she ever ran for president she'd have my vote.",
"But how many times have their congressional maps been ruled unconstitutional?",
"The dude who carried on a half-decade lie about the circumstances of Obama's birth ended up in the White House.",
">he is not a fascist yet\n\nOoooo but he’s *tryin*!",
"https://youtu.be/d6CYhNDdGJ0\n\nDamn that's one sassy lady...I'd vote for her in a hot second. ",
"Yes, her left leg is a below knee amputation, and the right is an above knee amputation.",
"42% approve\n\n33% disapprove\n\n26% no opinion\n\nSource: https://morningconsult.com/2018/01/23/senator-rankings-jan-2018/",
"Obama undid his entire presidency when he granted clemency to the traitor Chelsea Manning. That act spoke volumes about his contempt for America. \n\nEdit: It hurts because it's true. ",
"**Smug:** Want something powerful between your legs ? huehue\n\n\n**Tammy:** It's called a Blackhawk (takes off holding the finger)\n\n* *[ Awesome Music fading out ]*\n\nJokes aside, as a European, I salute both of you !",
"Yes!",
"Jeez, STFU already. ",
"I think it's fair to say that he has many fascist ideals, even though he's only reached the level of demagoguery as yet. But give him time, the little scamp.",
"I have someone renting out my bathroom. He's a loo tenant.",
"Dude...",
"is*\n\nHe's not dead yet.",
"You are actually, because China is indeed heavily involved in Afghanistan and Iraq. Not only there, but also in parts of Africa where there has just been wholesale regime changes.\n\nYou should also look at how China is treating it's ethnic minorities, specifically the Ughur population in Xinjiang.\n\nBut then, I suspect you already know. It's just....*face,* amirite....",
"Which is dumb as fuck. There are plenty of things to criticize him for, but doing anything in your power to get out of being a slave is not one of them. Even stuff related like calling avoiding STDs a personal Vietnam is a thing it's reasonable to, the actual avoidance of being a slave is not ",
"“Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorist” - George W. Bush\n\n\nAsk the Dixie Chicks what it’s like to be branded unpatriotic. ",
"Roses are red,\nViolets are glorious,\nNever sneak up,\nOn Oscar Pistorius.",
"I’m surprised someone would disclose something so Private",
"And thank goodness for her being a senator. She has got bigger balls than any of her colleagues! Keep up the good work, Tammy! Stand firm! And congratulations on your pregnancy!",
"So, your moment for her is about Obama? ",
"> It was a middleground he didnt have the balls to implement real healthcare\n\nHe tried. Didn't have the votes. Lieberman killed single payer.",
"Well, there is a lot of examples of the exact opposite. If you just watched the SOTU alone. But, no chance of changing your mind, probably ",
"I’m going to hell for this upvote buuuut",
"You have obviously never been to the South. \nUh let's see when you can't explain why you disagree with policy it's proly because you listened or watched right wing media. When you claim Obama was a Kenyan it's proly because u are a racist motherfucker. \nFunny how a smart educated leader become a POTUS and he happens to be black. Ik so many people who admit to being racist yet when you call them racist about Obama they get so offended. \nTrue story just happened at my work. 2 of my coworkers love Trump & hate Obama. So I put up a Obama calendar so we can mark our vacations for the year. Those bitches already whining about it. I get 365 days of burn on that.",
"Sure never his fault. If he lost the political war its his own fault. In any case you cant praise him for failing. Well apparently in reddit you can.\n\nThis shows you just like it cuz he is charismati and has nt to do with what he did but what he represents.. or what u think he represents",
"Wanting a military parade is one pretty good example. Oh and claiming that members of congress are committing treason for not clapping for him. But seriously, trump is just the latest chapter in a very long story that is American Fascism. It didn't start with him though, and sadly, it probably won't end with him.",
"Agreed. Overall I found him mediocre as President, but I don't doubt for one second that he's a good man that loves this country.",
"Obvious troll is obvious, and is also awake in Russia business hours.",
"There's not a rule book that says 'Policy X = Fascism' so any example someone gives, you could argue is not fascist. That and Trump does not have a huge number of policy wins at the moment so the list is short.\n\nSo that means the metric is what does Trump want to do, and do those things have things in common with fascist regimes? Not saying he is but you wanted examples:\n\n* Military brinksmanship with north Korea\n\n* Denial of unflattering news stories as false/fake news undermining trust in a free press\n\n* Desire to open up libel laws to sue those who disparage him, while claiming executive privilege to not be sued while in office\n\n* Aligning support for the military as support for the country, and by extension him\n\n* Potential ties to corrupt elements of the Russian state\n\nAnd so on. Please adjust the goal posts so that you can dismiss all of this out of hand, I don't mind.",
"I guess the same place you were when Trump labeled Democrats who didn't clap for him \"treasonous\".",
"Its funny cuz in the past it was the right wing fanatics the one calling out commies now ots the \"democrats\". ",
"Keep on trollin",
"You know, now that you mention it, I have never seen him hug anyone or anyone hug him. As John Oliver said the other day, he's an emotionless void.\n\nHe never smiles or laughs, except with obvious wist and pain right on there on the surface. I have literally never see simple joy on his face.",
"He gets a little handsy during hugs, so...",
"> Things like daca and ACA were great\n\nWhat a joke!\n\n> we are seeing just how much good can be undone so quickly\n\nSo Trump/republicans not repealing obamacare and Trump bringing DACA from executive order into law is your definition of undoing things? Yeesh! ",
"If only any single Republican cared at all about the military rather than just wanting them to die horribly. When Obama was in office the Dems tried several times to improve the lives of soldiers. The GOP voted them down every time in order to give more money to their contractor friends instead. Typical.",
"I'd like to see Democrats run the only thing that has worked for them in the last 40 years. A tall, articulate, good looking, 40-something man.",
"American military bases are American soil no matter where they are in the world.",
"Yep... But it's notable that he's only nice and professional when his staff can keep him on script. His Twitter stuff is a better reflection of who he actually is: an ass. ",
"Women weren't drafted professor.",
"Some people fight in war = Her\n\nSome people play war in video games =",
"And about to have a baby at the age of 50. It’s good to know people my age are still out there, fucking.",
"She's also the first sitting senator to be pregnant. \n\nhttps://www.chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/tammy-duckworth-pregnant-first-sitting-senator-give-birth/amp/",
"I really hope that this gets clarified soon. To tell a member of congress and a wounded combat veteran that she can't run for president is fucking ridiculous.",
"r/t_d is leaking ",
"“tried”\n\n and failed",
"After reading about how she lost her limbs and still continued to try to fly the helicopter back to base, then staying involved int he armed forces afterward, she's one of the most badass living people I've ever heard of. Yeah, there's MMA people and all, but that's different. This woman is stronger and more of a fighter than I could ever be. If she were in my state, I'd totally be behind her 100%. ",
"> you soylent softie\n\nlmao the right is not sending their best",
"Well, she was ROTC, so, never really a private to begin with.",
"She’s been to war, lived its consequence and seen what it does to other people as well. She doesn’t have time for his bullshit. I would say that people like her have lost the ability to entertain such nonsense for even a nanosecond. \n She’s in the Senate to work and move the country forward. All politics aside, guys like Trump and the minions of the Kochs are there to push agenda and dismantle government and its obvious that she is offended by their destructive agnenda. I want to say they’re nihilists, but that isn’t accurate/true. They just have a vision that will prove nihilistic for 99% of the country.",
"I'd totally rally for her and support her fight for the Oval Office. We need some sanity to undo all of the damage being done by trump and his buddies that he appointed to basically gut and destroy everything. I can only the backlash when he makes the inevitable backlash about her disabilities and tries to knock her service record. It's not a matter of if he will, it's when. The likelihood rises with every time she calls him out.",
"How tragic is that? Most of us would call it quits at one leg, alone the same leg t-twice.",
"God - let him say that. Please, please let him say that. He'll get massive backlash from both sides. His being an epic asshole and the embodiment of what a truly disgusting human being is may actually unite the country at one point, or at least shake up his blind support at some point.",
"two of my favorite people",
"The GOP regularly votes against providing funding to veteran services. John Stewart had to guilt them on television to provide medical care for 9/11 first responders.",
"If he gets his military parade, how many spaces can we move his game piece toward the fascist title in the US government boardgame? ",
"You need to read Dark Money by Jane Mayer if you think that 2 year blip amounts to some significant and squandered opportunity.",
"> soylent softie\n\nThe fuck is it about Trump supporters and using just the dumbest fucking insults.",
"Because of Republicans. Do you think they just lost the documents in the sewer? ",
"The child of an American citizen is an American citizen. ",
"No, it’s the opposite. If you are born in the US, you are a citizen, period, no matter who your parents are. If you are born outside the US, you need something else to make you an American, such as an American parent, which she has. Being born in Thailand means that needed to be true, which it was. ",
"Not so much a fanatic as an honest and objective observer of reality.",
"> 2 year blip\n\nWe are half way through Trumps first 2 year blip , would you grant his presidency the same leniency as well?",
"^checkmate🤣",
"What a disgusting display of propaganda.",
"It has always been clear. It only became an issue because of deliberate disinformation during the birther nonsense. ",
"The only requirement to run is that you be a \"natural born\" citizen, that is, someone who was a citizen from birth and did not have to be naturalized. Duckworth was a citizen from birth because her father is a citizen. There shouldn't be any issue (see also, McCain, Ted Cruz).",
"They need to start telling people how much booze you can hide in one of those things. It'd perk me right up :p",
"I prefer rabble-rouser. Don’t label him a fancy word he wouldn’t understand. ",
"Reality of obama being best president for trying to do smt he failed at. \n\n\nOn the economy part most of u morons of reddit think correlation implies causation",
"It's so depressing that I'm reading all these hopeful comments and in the back of my head all I'm thinking is her chances aren't that great cause she will be held to higher standards than her (presumably) male opponents and ridiculed for every slight. I'm just not looking forward to seeing all the ways the public will find to tear her down. ",
"> implemented universal healthcare for the first time in American history.\n\nWhaa? Affordable care act wasn't universal healthcare at all, it's mandated insurance.\n\nIf you're being pedantic, it's almost a step in the opposite direction of universal healthcare, requiring all people to have insurance from private insurance carriers.\n\nThat's not to say that it didn't do a few good things, but it's a misunderstanding of what it is and what it did to call it universal healthcare.\n\n\n",
"YOU can be a murderer too if you work hard enough!",
"I know joining the service has gotten you far in life...but was it...Duckworth?!?",
"Disgusting to see the President of the US sexually molesting and harrassing a helpless cripple.",
"Or some of the guys who have lost a leg but are still flying in the military. It's amazing what they can do nowadays.",
"And shes a no clapper at military parades. Treacherous, very treacherous. And sad!",
"Nothing brings humanity together like a common enemy. Now we just need people to broaden their focus of hatred to voting law, politics and money, lobbying, and the two party system. \n\nWith more volume comes more choice, it’s only natural baby.",
"Do you miss all the drones he sent that killed innocent people or all the restrictions he put on the military probably leading to this poor woman losing both her legs?",
"It wouldn’t matter. Nothing he says sticks long enough before another gaffe from the White House ",
"Lol are you forgetting the drone strikes?",
" Leniency. What leniency do you speak of? Are You implying that someone was lenient with Obama? You know that the right’s agenda was to oppose Obama on every decision and matter. You know this was a funded and coordinated policy, not just a tactic, right? \nYou don’t get leniency for destructive practices, incompetence, ignorant decisions, having to be babysat and incessant petulance with social media - even you must be embarrassed by Trumps jilted prom queen Twitter antics. Look, man, you can disagree about politics with elected officials and simultaneously work with them to keep the country on the right track, but the right got personal about things and now we are where we are. So, the implsoion of the Republicant Party is in full swing and November can’t come soon enough. Trump is going to have democratic majorities in both houses with no one to carry his water. \nLeniency, indeed. ",
"Well, I hope you rather someone that says \"We will bomb the shit out of ISIS\" and doesn't take in Civilian Casualties. ",
"For an ad campaign against him, I’d just play 30, 45, 60 and 90 second blocks of his most horrible comments about our military, etc. Never let people forget who he really is. This needs to start now since he’s already campaigning now. He’s a disgusting creature. He has no place in a position of power. ",
"Great, just what we needed in the Senate, more war criminals. ",
">**Trump is going to have democratic majorities in both houses with no one to carry his water.**\n\nAnd then you'll call people idiots for implying that the two years republicans had control of both houses and the executive branch were just a *blip*",
"After seeing that video of her absolutely tearing into some asshole govt contractor for claiming veteran status even though he didn’t serve, she is one of my favorite people. ",
"What the fuck are you talking about? People questioned Obama's policies *constantly.* Not just republicans, but democrats as well, who managed to do so without being racist. What you're describing *never fucking happened.* \n\nyou're just making up a fantasy, getting angry about it, and blaming the rest of the world. Get the fuck over yourselves. ",
"I am still in my first month of Twitter. But, I read the comments of Trumps tweet just congratulating the Eagles. No harm right? \n3rd comment down is a female lawyer asking to bring back the firing squad for Trump. I think we're all like him, an ass sometimes. The fact is everyone says \"Trump, probably\" with bullshit, not everything he does is bad. On the contrary, a lot of it will benefit Americans. ",
"Between her and Mr Khan at the DNC, I had chills. ",
"I just want to let you know that Ivanka fucks other men, therefore Trump is a cuckold. Ok have a nice day!",
"Damn! If this isnt qualifying for r/murderedbywords then nothing is.\nShe was ruthless. Thanks for sharing.",
"*tonight at 11, legless woman kicks president' s ass*",
"The ICE is actually over that line.",
"1. She lost her legs in 2004, when Bush was president.\n\n2. Do you want more civilian casualties or less? You can't complain about drones killing civilians in one breath and then complain about restrictive rules of engagement in the other.\n\n3. How's the weather in St. Petersburg?",
"Wouldnt need to send drones if they werent so restricted ",
"I’m not going to lie I upvoted this just because you said Illinois is the most corrupt state. Can’t be wrong when we have two governors in prison, one running for governor who is linked to one of the jailed governors, and home of the phrase vote early vote often. \n\nI’ve honestly gotten use to it and expect it out of my politicians by now. ",
"\"Illinois: we've produced three quality politicians in the last 200 years!\" :)",
"It made me sad. My belly is all squishy from all the soylent green.\n\nUgh. My fee fees.",
"It's all who you know.",
"Troll alert. ",
"I was telling a friend that she could go on a baby-punching rampage & still waltz into the White House in 2020.\n\nBut we're all super excited for Trump-Hillary II: Make America Hate Again.",
"A decent person would never say anything even remotely resembling that statement. Trump is not a decent person, no matter how often he also says nice things.",
"Troll alert. ",
"General Nuisance.",
"My first step dad (thanks mom...) was a Vietnam vet who was stationed in Thailand at Nakhon Phanom. He didn't share a lot of stories...\n\nI can only imagine how he'd feel about the way Trump treated McCain. ",
"Well the economy is booming, ISIS is vaporized, Black unemployment has never been lower, millions of new jobs created, people are getting off food stamps, people are proud to be American, and we are leading the way across the globe as it should be. God is back, America is back. Does that sum up \"what happened\" for you? \n",
"Title implies that if you hug Obama, you can become a senator. SHE HUGGED OBAMA AND LOOK AT HER NOW! ",
"Words written in a sequence followed by a period. \n\nI am saying things to look like a response. Writing down things and putting a comma in the right place, oh yeah.\n\nResponses! ",
"Ironic",
"Legit question: She was born in Thailand, is it even possible for her to run? I mean thta what the whole birth certificate thing was about, wasn't it.",
"If only he would hug all those kids he blew to smithereens with drones. ",
"He literally said that about John McCain. Someone who is very respected on both sides and in Trump's own party. It blew over.",
"Enjoy 7 more years of Trump sweetie! ",
"Quack quack QUACK QUACK!, Senator Duckworth.",
"Clearly you have no idea how many innocent civiliains and children are dead because of Obama's direct actions. He is an absolute monster",
"Oooooooweeeeee. Caaaaan dooooo",
"Did she...hoverhand Obama?!",
"We may not get it right often, but when we do, watch out!\n\nThat said, I moved to Wisconsin, cause fuck that noise. Of course now I get to deal with Walker... Shoulda kept goin north till I hit Minnesota.",
"Pretty sure he was pointing out that they were choosing not to apaud things that were great for the country, not that they weren't applauding him.",
"Yeah that was great how he continuously fucked us over because he was well-spoken while he did it. ",
"People need to be reminded. I don’t agree with McCain’s voting record, but hold him in high regard for his service and what he endured. I respect him, it’s just the policies I take issue with. I think that if the GOP wasn’t run with an iron fist that more would vote with their conscience rather than would would oust them from the party. Granted, If wager many aren’t pious, but have to claim to be. ",
">What the fuck are you talking about? People questioned Obama's policies *constantly.* \n\nOnly racists did, according to liberals anyway.\n\nEdit: This guy thinks Hillary actually won the election.\n",
"Yeah for once we're feeding everyone in the country! And by that I mean that we're charging people who can't afford food a starvation tax.",
"Jesus.\n\nOkay, so Obama didn’t manage to bring world fucking peace. Yeah, you can have that point, it’s conceded.\n\nHe also didn’t cure cancer. Maybe you should start pushing that too?\n\n\n\n",
"These little babys help me get through the day mmmmmmmm feels better",
"Her father is American which makes her an American citizen. The whole birtherism with Obama was also bunk because his mother was an American Citizen so regardless of where he was born he is a-ok. I believe ted Cruz was born in Canada. Just to give you some perspective on how dumb the entire birtherism thing was-it’s as if They didn’t know their own Laws oh wait...not surprising. ",
"I too want a military service requirement for public office.\n\nRemind me though, what branch did Obama serve in? Clinton? Either of them?",
"> claiming that members of congress are committing treason for not clapping for him\n\nclaiming one thing, and making it illegal, and claiming it`s not illegal is another. its just that americans have no idea what actual fascism is and whine about everything.\ncomparing some tv celeb president to actual fascists is insulting to people who suffered under fascist regimes. source - > european who studied fucking history",
"im not a trump supporting burger you transmad leftie.\ncomparing some tv celeb president to actual fascists is insulting to people who suffered under fascist regimes.",
"Your former governor is in jail for trying to sell a Senate nomination.",
"implying im a burger like you. american leftists are the laughing stock of whole world.\nedit: also didnt give me one example. so you proved yourself you spoke out of your ass",
"I'll always love that guy just because of the McCain-Feingold bill.",
"wrong, you transracial lesbian",
"it`s been like that almost always. what you described is what any leader of any nation that had any significanse did. comparing some tv celeb president to actual fascists is insulting to people who suffered under fascist regimes. source - > european who studied fucking history",
"Think you dropped an /s there buddy",
"Not repealing Obama care was not from lack of trying! I lost count of the number of times they have brought a vote on some measure trying to repeal it. Trump even put out there that Hey why don't we just repeal it now and we will come up with a replacement later! \n\nAnd DACA is just a bargaining chip for his dumb fucking wall. Don't dare give him credit for that. ",
"grow up.",
"Amazing both his comment making it very obvious he’s a troll and my comment calling him out got mysteriously deleted. Like it doesn’t even show the usual “deleted” thing. The comments just disappeared.",
"That's no troll,it's a lonely incel. ",
"And Democrats for the most part sided with the goat fucker Islamic terrorists. What’s your point?",
"That's how it works in IL after your governor you go spend some time in jail.",
"I hear ya,tiny hands and his lack luster administration are some dumb war criminals.",
"I never said Trump is a 'big f' Fascist, I don't think he has the will or attention span of a Mussolini or a Hitler. Be he's cribbing notes from their playbook. ",
"Her latest comment on Trump:\n\n\"I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger.”\n\n[LINK](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-duckworth-trump-draft-dodger-20180121-story.html)",
">...no criticism of the president or that we are to stand by the president...\n\nYeah, nope. That's pretty specifically about the President (him), and not things. ",
"Fuck Bruce Rauner! He is only there for 1 thing. He wants to break the unions for his and his buddies private interests. Its all good though, he signed his own death certificate when he sided with the enemy and signed H.B 40. Wich is related to public funding for abortions.",
"you are right, and you are only one who provided atleast some coherent response and his views, i respect that. understand that my comment wasnt aimed at exactly your perception of things, but this is how world sees americas left now. you probably dont want me to continue",
"Proud to have an undisputed badass like her as my senator. ",
"Thannks Obama! now, go away.",
"I found a photo of her [father](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scroogemcduck/images/3/31/Duckworth.png/revision/latest?cb=20161117025445).",
"Roses are red\nViolets are blue\nOscar Pistorius\nWill shoot you in the loo ",
"i see that you deleted your comment because you couldn't take the heat of being the laughingstock of the world for your truly embarrassing beliefs. \n\namd i didn't give you a response because 1) another user did so competently and 2) i don't care in the slightest about you or rehabilitating you. it's not my job to do so, and i firmly believe that if you believe the things you clearly do you deserve living your life in a state of humiliating bafflement ",
"Then Dick should suffice",
"But where is the real hero? The draft-dodging republican who questions her patriotism? ",
"I need that video! Link?",
"> there is a lot of examples of the exact opposite. If you just watched the SOTU alone.\n\nSo when he reads from a teleprompter, he's a completely different person than when he speaks off the cuff. Gotcha.\n\nCome on. A whole lot of people (especially those from the NY/NJ/PA area) told you before the election what a crappy human being he was. His defenders all said \"No, this is just the campaign, it's just talk.\"\n\nNo. He's a miserable human being. ",
"I've noticed a pattern, when republicans disagree with something Trump says, it's suddenly a joke\n\nBecause he has shown some semblance of ability to deftly maneuver between serious and humorous. You are assign a lot of depth to a puddle ",
"> He'll get massive backlash from both sides.\n\n\nHe has disrespected veterans before and republicans sided with him regardless. Their mentality of \"victory at all costs\" is very dangerous.",
"According to liberals? The only people saying this is *you.*",
"> i see that you deleted your comment because you couldn't take the heat of being the laughingstock of the world for your truly embarrassing beliefs. \n\ni did not delete any comment, so all your post is made up on some fictitious bullshit, just like your political beliefs.\nlaughing stock= being antagonized by left redditors by downvoting?\ni guess its hard being an american brainlet, who never knows what is actually going on in the world and cant speak more than one language. i would say KYS, but you guys are doing it all good by yourself, so it wont take long. dont forget to go to your safe space after you read this!",
"7 years would be a good minimum term served.\n\nPrison term, that is. ",
"> he has many fascist ideals\n\nI suppose nationalism? But it's not really the \"same kind\" of nationalism. \n\nAfter that I do think maybe the word \"fascism\" starts to replace just general \"authoritarianism\". But in reality I just don't think the poor guy understands what it means to be the President, and you just shouldn't throw around words like \"Treason\". ",
"I would love a ticket of Kamala Harris and Tammy Duckworth ",
"> we are leading the way across the globe as it should be\n\nHave you read any news at all in the last year?",
"Military service as a requirement for president is not something we want. We're criticizing Trump for dodging the draft. \n\nHis country called upon him in a time of war and he refused cowardly. \n\nAlso, your comment is a whataboutism",
"Wow I hate you, upvote",
"Impressive how he ranked up from Private Parts Grabber ",
"She lost them before his presidency",
"Illinois Senator in case y’all were curious",
"You are correct that Americans have no idea what actual fascism is, but Donald Trump is not just \"some tv celeb president.\" He is the actual president and that makes him pretty damn powerful. Typically, we can trust that a person in his position has been vetted by the electorate and deemed fit for the job, but in this case something has clearly gone wrong. For a man as unhinged as trump to hold that much power is fucking terrifying. Dismissing his clear desire to rule by force because he hasn't actually started imprisoning his opposition is breathtakingly naive and shows an embarrassing refusal to learn anything from all that \"fucking history\" you've studied.",
"She is totally wrong. \n\nIt's commander in chief bone spurs ",
"If anyone can meet a higher standard, it's Tammy Duckworth.",
"Rich white people",
"https://youtu.be/4vRMpwqDdMk",
"Can I ask a serious question? Prison for what exactly? He has done nothing wrong, not a shred of evidence of any wrongdoing. Meanwhile the political establishment seems to be embroiled in a huge new scandal every single day. I am asking in all seriousness, please tell me",
"It's hard to hold the moral high ground on the issue as a Democrat, given all the celebratory tweets when McCain was diagnosed Cancer. \n\nTrump is the President, and should be held to a higher standard. But that's not how it will play out in a campaign.",
"Give someone enough time and they're likely to say something nice. \nOr in other words, a broken clock is right twice a day.",
"I don't mind being called a FIB or told I'm crazy from my hometown friends because I moved to Wisco. They can have that down there.\n\nYou are correct though, Minnesota is looking a helluva lot nicer these days.",
"Number of drone strikes in Yemen actually increased under Trump to a record of 'over 120' in 2017. More than the previous 4 years combined.\n\nSources: \n - [News Outlet](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-admin-ups-drone-strikes-tolerates-more-civilian-deaths-n733336) \n - [Dedicated Blog](https://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2018/02/us-conducted-a-record-131-airstrikes-in-yemen-last-year.php)\n - [US Military Press Release](http://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/1401383/update-on-recent-counterterrorism-strikes-in-yemen/)",
"\"Some Americans are assholes, so it's fine that our president is too\". That's the kind of logic your nine year old gives to justify childish behavior.\n\nDon't get me wrong... I'm not opposed to every policy action in the past year. But yes, our president is a narcissistic, stupid, ass, who demonstrates us at our worst... He should be a model of our best. ",
"What is the over/under on how many more times she has to call him Cadet Bone Spurs before his response is \"well at least I have heels to get bone spurs\"\n\nFollowed immediately by \"oh guys, he was just joking, he absolutely respects her service #maga\" by his blind followers",
"She was never a private. ",
"You dont get to decide that.",
"Da comrade. These filthy american pigs don’t understand the plight of the Russian laborer.",
">He recovered the economy from a depression\n\nFirst off, there wasn't a \"depression\". There was a recession, there is a difference. \n\nSecondly, it was the slowest recovery from a recession in history. The economy was always going to recover, like it does, you know, every time. \n\nThird, over Obama's 8 years the market only grew by 11% annually on average. In 2017 the market grew by 20%+. \n\nTake it as you will.",
"AHA! Actually Regan ushered in universal healthcare in America. [EMTALA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Medical_Treatment_and_Active_Labor_Act) requires all Medicaid-accepting ERs to treat anyone regardless of ability to pay. Boom! the US had Universal healthcare with no payment mechanism, leading to decades long explosive growth in medical costs which threatened Medicare, Medicaid, and even poor saps like me trying to maintain private insurance. Obama *miraculously* managed to successfully implement a payment mechanism. I myself wanted Single Payer, and I think we will get there now because the ACA was the Republican solution and they've shot it in the knee, repeatedly. Now we are back in a crisis mode as roiled private insurance markets have finally made functional private insurance nearly unaffordable for the majority of Americans.",
"What's remarkable is you genuinely believe the world is laughing at the left when we're quite clearly laughing at you and your ilk. It's utterly dillusional to the point of being a mental disability.\n\nIt's literally like we're telling you 1+1=2 but you're hearing we said 3 because you'd prefer it. Baffling.",
"> \"some tv celeb president\n\nyou are right and have a point. i let myself use such terms as i was not giving the comment as much effort as maybe it should.\n\nagain, i agree with you. but you have to be objective what your prez can and cannot, you rn try to be and make some valid points. millions of others on the other hand dont, and you know it.\n\ni dont like the guy, but seeing him being compared to hitler, il duce, mao stalin whatever is stupid and you know it. when was the last time you guys had millions of your people killed by your own government in short term? im talking about 21 century.\n\ni know his your president, and you have right to dislike him, impeach and whatnot, but it think i made one of my points.",
"> But it's not really the \"same kind\" of nationalism.\n\nOf course not the same, but it [harks back to a golden age that never existed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Fascism#Irredentism_and_expansionism), has its nationalist slogan\n[America First](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Fascism#Nationalism), [huge programs of corporate welfare and protectionism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism), and [blatant racism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Fascism_and_racism). Plus of course, actual Nazis.",
"alright buddy, what am i then? if you cant name now, you are just projecting your own insecurities at me. you ever been outside of america?\n\n>1+1=2\n\nwhat exactly are you telling me? that trump is fascist? that he has fascist regime that killed millions of people? that you have only one party you in goberment? go have sex change or something",
"I will not be volunteering to question her running ability. Seems like a good way to get chased down and beaten to death with a prosthetic leg.",
"I'd love to see you and the rest of your WBC cronies say that to the face of a wife who is burying her husband with their two young children beside her, all because he joined the military to support his family. But we all know you won't, you're a big tough guy on the internet, but in person you wouldn't utter a word.\n",
"> Obama had an obstructionist congress for the majority of his presidency that refused any and all legislation he wanted.\n\nPeople always bring this up relating to Obama, like it hasn't been true for almost every President. \n\nIt's extremely rare for a single party to control Congress AND the Presidency. Obama had a short span where he did, and he didn't get much done regardless. Republicans currently control both, but it seems they aren't going to get much done either, and they are probably going to lose control during the midterms. Then Trump will be deadlocked until the next Presidential election.\n",
"Republicans repealed the individual mandate, which has roiled the insurance markets so badly that we are now again facing devastating increases in medical insurance costs. They gut-shot the ACA without \"repealing\" the entitlements for their constituents.",
"“Shouldn’t” being an operative word, but it took an act of Congress specifically confirming McCain’s eligibility to settle the debates over his birth status.",
"Ooh. You are so edgy. Obama’s was a do nothing half wit who’s only votes in Illinois felt with abortion and the right to murder once the human baby was out of womb and born alive. How noble. And I am glad you mentioned Obama’s education. If he had such great grades why did he deep six ALL of his personal information? Face it...you voted for Obama’s skin color and not his politics.",
"So what did he do to fuck us over? Can you add substantiated proof to this claim?",
"Please stop. My boner can only get so erect.\n\nAs a side note, for a person so filled with rage she's surprisingly eloquent. ",
"> you are right and have a point. i let myself use such terms as i was not giving the comment as much effort as maybe it should.\n\n/r/iamverysmart would love you.\n\n> when was the last time you guys had millions of your people killed by your own government in short term?\n\nTell me Mr. Expert European Historian, how long was Hitler in power before he began exterminating millions of people? These things don't happen overnight. I get that the present day United States is far from 1930's Germany, but my fears about trump are adjusted for those differences. I don't think trump is going to start arresting rival politicians. The point is though, he shouldn't be talking about it. He shouldn't joking about congress committing treason because all it does is create a wider divide at a time where we certainly do not need that. ",
"This is getting funny. ",
"I'm British for one, so yes, I've been outside America.\n\nI never claimed he was a Facist, are you incapable of following the thread of a conversation? I said you're dillusional for thinking the left are laughed at by the rest of the world when the fact is it's the right. Even the political right of most countries laugh at the right of America.\n\n\nIf you believe otherwise you're refusing to accept facts and I'm not going to engage any further with someone who denies the truth.",
"A Cadet is considered, IIRC, lower than a basic trainee recruit.",
"Its admiral he can be so honest.",
"DUCKWORTH.",
"No need for politics here, Tammy Duckworth is one of the toughest bastards around and a hero.",
"Oh hi, it's me 2016.",
"His point is that for some reason you people can only see two fucking options. Either you never question the methods or morality of our military actions, ever; or you side with the \"goat fucking Islamic terrorists\". You allow your own side a swath of gray area, while we get \"either agree with me or be labeled a terrorist/communist/traitor\".",
"I have had the honor and the ability to vote for her in every election she has ran in. \nShe unseated that asshole Joe Walsh in her first election. That was a glorious win, because I lived in a very red district at the time, and I made it know that I was going to follow the Col. to the gates of hell. ",
"They're not. They're rented facilities. You're thinking of embassies (not sure about consulates), which are regarded as sovereign soil.\n",
"\"Orange Crotch Goblin\" My new favorite, those tiny sausage hands are perfect for Crotch Goblining",
"no, it could be Partisan Hackery at its finest. The repubs did the same thing when Obama was president. Just like the repubs did the same thing with the budget that the dems are doing now. holding up there issue as paramount to the government running. There is nothing new about not clapping, saying that the other side is a fascist just because the say something or do something you don't like is sillieness, and childlike behavior.",
"Duckworth 2020!",
"Yet missing the Socialist angle altogether, so it is *unlikely* that he could ever reach the Nazi label.",
"Clinton tried that with the little girls watching TV and it was various excerpts from his campaign. I thought it was powerful, but I’m not sure if there’s much that can make anything stick, maybe I’m pessimistic. The Democrats better have hours of this footage of him talking, their ads write themselves. Even still, they’ll need a good front runner, a strong get out the vote campaign, and possibly a Bush situation with a souring economy to give them a rock solid chance in my book. I suspect 2020 will have a lot of swing states as well, that will require fierce campaigning. \n\nOne other note, they need to turn the discussion to policy. Trump has little knowledge of policy and outsources it to those in his administration with few serious convictions himself. There were a couple sinkers in the campaign like about his thoughts on the nuclear triad that should have sank him, and didn’t (think it was December 2015 with Rubio) and his general performance in the debates. ",
"When you’re injured, there’s not a lot you can do other than try and keep fighting if you want to live. \n\nYou keep going, or you die. \n\nYou always have a chance if you keep trying. Perform self aid as possible and stay engaged. \n\nYou’re dead if you let yourself be. ",
"She's worth a hell of a lot more than a Duck.",
"Savage. She is amazing.",
"buuuuut [clicks upvote]",
"The context of that requirement was that in the early days of the United States, there weren’t as many American-born men compared to non-American-born men around. This “natural-born citizen” requirement was put in place to combat English or Frenchmen or others who want to be president and may have a conflict of interest.",
"It's treason\n\n-teddy",
"4. ",
"Shhhh, they hate those pesky facts. TDS runs rampant in here.",
"The audacity of Trump to call her failure to applaud treasonous after she literally gave her legs for this country while he dodge the draft for bone spurs. The only hack here is Trump and his idiotic followers. This woman is an American hero. ",
"You’re a pizza cutter.\n\nAll edge and no point. ",
"Thanks for backing me up Patriot",
"He also made it possible for pensions to be taken in chapter 11, which made us nearly destitute when my dad died. Then he lowered social security to us as well, so there's that",
"I don't get where this idea comes from. Literally every move he's made since taking office has reduced the power of the Federal government. Fascists do what Hitler did, centralize power, play identity to divide, and censor opposing views. You know all of the things we've seen from liberals in the last two years.",
"It's almost like they're are the same and it doesn't matter.\n\nAlmost like it's a big show.\n\nAlmost...",
"It’s treason, then. \n\n-The Senate",
">I'm British\n\nim european and you brits are not even better than US. how is it living in middle east? always wanted to go there\n\n>following the thread of a conversation\n\ni get yelled at by triggered lefties, so i dont bother to follow specific convos, my bad\n\nwhat facts mate? i`m not 'right' and not american, so everything you said falls flat",
"And she's sticking up for us and voting to keep net neutrality! Tammy is the best senator I've seen.",
"thats fair accusation, but have you made any point yourself?",
"I love that she still buys fancy shoes.",
"It's treason then.\n\n- Trump",
"Hahahahaha. \n\nHahahahahahahahahaha. \n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!\n\nCarry on with your nonsense. ",
"> how long was Hitler in power before he began exterminating millions of people\n\nyou can google that yourself. also implying he was only one.\n\nyou are right, things dont happen overnight. but please, give me atleast one fucking point that ties Mr. T. Rump to fascism.\n\ni should not have taken you seriously in my previous response because you are clearly passive agressive butthurt leftie",
"You wrote ‘*that’s a fair point’* to start with, didn’t you?\n\nA fair accusation. Lol. Banana. ",
"That's what thought, the Clinton's and Obama were cowards.",
"God damn. She fucking shreaded his cowardly ass.\n\nI want to vote for this woman in 2020.",
"She has Obamas old Illinois Senate seat, the one Blogo wanted to sell.",
"are you a woman? because you speak about anything, ad hominem and dont make any fucking point.",
"Hopefully at some point she makes her way to the White House as President. ",
"Thanks for proving all my points about GOP/Trump/white supremacist/white nationalist/alt right supporters.. 👍👍👍",
"> give me atleast one fucking point that ties Mr. T. Rump to fascism.\n\n[Here are several](https://ratical.org/ratville/CAH/fasci14chars.html).\n\n> i should not have taken you seriously in my previous response\n\nRight, *I'm* the passive aggressive butthurt one.",
"If there was a sound box that emitted an R2-D2 noise, those prosthetics would be wizard as f*&k.",
"Imagine the cognitive dissonance when Trump supporters have to put down a disabled war veteran to justify his bullshit... I like to imagine literal smoke coming out of their ears as their brains work overtime to keep their positions justified to themselves.",
"I would argue that obstacles to acting on ones desires and instincts does not absolve you of them.",
"all those points except military can be attributed to the left of EU.\nif attributing to us, it was long before trump.",
"Obama phone drop. Ha!",
">play identity to divide\n\nYeah when has trump ever done that",
"To be fair, Joe Walsh said just about everything he could to not get re-elected. \n\nHe managed to run the worst possible campaign strategy, character attacks on a double amputee war vet whose family traces its service history back to the American Revolution.",
"Hey ... Disabilities doesn't meant girls can't feel pretty... At least it's just flats...",
"She was in the House of Representatives from 2013-2017 and is now a Senator as of 2017.",
"> Rauner's corrupt. \n \nThat's kind of in the job description.\n\n",
"/u/goulghost whatcha think? where u at buddy? check these alternative facts out.",
"I love her. She does amazing work for my state.",
"I feel like that may have almost helped him though. If Pritzker gets the nomination it is pretty much Hillary vs Trump 2.0. Unpopular Democrat vs clown Republican. I doubt anyone religious would still vote for Pritzker over him because of that, but he may be able to grab some centrist voters in Chicagoland.",
"One of my Senators! ",
"I wonder how many amputees have lost more of the same limb in an unrelated event.",
"A lot of our former governors went to jail. We call it the Illinois right of passage.",
"> if attributing to us, it was long before trump.\n\nNo shit. That must be why I said this two fucking hours ago: \"It didn't start with him though, and sadly, it probably won't end with him.\"",
"What a badass. I applaud her. \n\nThe phantom pain bit she mentioned was really interesting though, it left me wondering what it’s like to feel pain in two limbs that aren’t there anymore.",
"I miss him a lot, and I’m not even American ",
"> Can I ask a serious question?\n\nNo you can't lmao. \n\n> These FBI people should just kill themselves, life is over for them anyway.\n\nNot when you shitpost like this. Enjoy the coming storm Comrade.",
"I always wondered if charging someone with attempted murder was just rewarding them with a lesser charge for sucking at it.",
"Illinoisian here. She's fantastic. 10/10 Would vote again.",
"For hating Trump so much, you losers sure spend a lot of time thinking and writing about him.",
"While you are glad, most people reading your comment are a little grossed out (even me). Lol. ",
"Meanwhile in Trump's America it will soon be a crime not to clap for a retarded orange traitor, and we get military parades. ",
"Kim Kardashian parlayed it much much better then Monica. You could say she's the most famous cocksucker out there right now. \n\n",
"Wow didn't know Obama, born during the Vietnam war, was a draft dodger. How dare he didn't take his toddler ass to Vietnam and fight for our country. \n\nYou would make any excuse for Trump. We are calling him a coward because he dodged the draft due to a fake illness, not because he didn't serve. ",
"The rules for citizenship at birth was different when Obama was born, for what it is worth. So there was some legitimacy to _that_ part of the argument. Ofc. that requires you to accept the preceding claim of him being born outside the US. Which is quite clearly bogus.",
"I'd love to know what happened to integrity in this country. Seriously. I understand people are politically divided, but if someone like most of what the GOP is putting forward is the chosen candidate by the party, how can you vote for them with a clear conscience? Even if you vote along party lines, surely you can see when your elected official is fucking up in an epic fashion. They need to be called out on it. They are supposed to represent you. If you don't speak up, then that's a form of agreeing with it and makes you equally culpable for the state of affairs we're in.",
"Most people who have seen war would never advocate for it, only republicans seem to love sending poor kids to die",
"Nazis were neither democratic nor socialist in practice, dispite having those words in their name.\n\nhttps://www.snopes.com/2017/09/05/were-nazis-socialists/\n\nhttp://www.newsweek.com/nazis-democrats-socialists-alt-right-650572",
"I never noticed that about hugs before, thank you for a random bit of information. ",
"We cannot have another race like 2016.",
"Ok, prison is a hyperbole, but how long is the general public going to go before they realize Trump doesn't have the demeanor, the intelligence, or the interest to actually do the work of being President?\n\nSeriously, there's giving the system the finger, and then there's intentionally fucking it up so that it's not functional. One is understandable (though I don't personally agree) frustration with what (people believe) happened for the last 8 years. The other is virtually terroristic, except instead of using fertilizer bombs in trucks, they're using social media bots, made up scandals about people with no connection to current government, and actual fake news. ",
"Ugg, I just checked your post history and your also trying to deny that President Obama was pushing for control.\n\nThe guy literally had a special Sunday night TV broadcast in Jan 2016 begging Congress for more gun laws.\n\nSo are you knowingly lying or just ignorant?\n\nIt gets even better, of course you obsessed with Trump's hair.\n\nAnd of course you were crediting Obama for the stock market last week too, how is that working out for you now?\n\nAnd you are denying that Trump won the 2016 Presidential election. You're just bag of crazy.",
"They have already insulted war veterans, and they have already insulted disabled people. I really don't think it's as far of a leap as you think it is, especially when she's not ~~Aryan~~ White",
"It was a joke. It just wasn't funny.",
"Don't forget about the Soviet style military parade in his honor that he wants to have",
"Um we’ve produced quite a few more than three but joke accepted. ",
"America first means you’re a fascist ",
"This is what a real hero looks like Donny.",
"Lol dude, wtf are you on about? A right to kill the human baby out of the womb? Do you smoke meth by chance? Did Sean Hannity give it to you?",
"A good picture of one of the great leaders in the American political field hugging an ex-president.",
">It's hard to hold the moral high ground on the issue as a Democrat, given all the celebratory tweets when McCain was diagnosed Cancer. \n\nCare to link some of these?\n",
"Bliss is making a solid push here lately. I sure hope he overtakes Pritzker because he is not the answer even though he is campaigning on marijuana legalization, a issue near to my heart. Ill let that go though for a non billionaire to govern.",
"I think is fascism because demanding that everyone is standing behind the whatsoever leader without criticism (neither to the public nor internally) to be more poweful to the outside world is one is one of the characteristics of fascism. ",
"Reddit loves pictures of presidents meeting other presidents before they became president. ",
"There is no socialist angle in fascism or Nazism. It's just a buzzword they used.",
"Scrolled down and my heart melted.",
"I’m not a fan of Obama and found most of his policies to be harmful to the nation long term. With that being said, this is truly a touching moment for a nation to see compassion and respect for our military here. ",
"A true leader what a man he is amazing chap really , he is a bright star in a shity world ",
"Let the quote speak for itself; by updating, you push the buttons which close people's ears.",
"In 2016, after the election, Trump had [75 pending law suits against him](http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37956018), and a total of [over 4000 in the last 30 years](https://www.usatoday.com/pages/interactives/trump-lawsuits/). It would be time consuming to follow through with every single one, but for the most part Trump seemed to settle each one by paying. That's more law suits than any U.S. president ever. To make a direct comparison, Hillary was [named in 900.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/01/donald-trump-lawsuits-legal-battles/84995854/) \n\nIf we are directly discussing Russia though...\n\n**People that met with Russia during the campaign:**\n\n\n* [Donald Trump Jr (son)](http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/business/donald-trump-jr.-PEBS00039-topic.html) \n* [Jared Kushner (son-in-law)](http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/business/jared-kushner-PEBS00024-topic.html)\n* [Paul Manafort \\(then campaign chairman, currently under house arrest after charges filed by Mueller's investigation team\\)](http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/politics-government/paul-manafort-PEGPF00198-topic.html)\n* [George Papadopoulos (campaign adviser; arrested, made a plea bargain, and is currently working with Mueller's investigation team)](http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/politics-government/george-papadopoulos-PEGPF00237-topic.html)\n\nWhile no charges have been filed yet, Trump may have never met with Russia directly and have put all communications through the peple he surrounded himself with in an effort to protect himself in this very situation.\n\nBut like I said, no charges have been filed yet.",
"So many puns bro.",
"Clinton dodged the draft.\n\nHilliary never served, and neither did Obama.\n\nGuess they were cowards.",
"I really don’t think he is, I mean he’s not trying to censor the media or control industrial or commercial industries. And he’s definitely not the dictator type. He’s just a loud mouth who only ran for president to fulfill his ego. ",
"Me too! ",
"Dude, if you can prove he’s trying to censor media or control industrial and commercial markets then he’s right. He’s just an incompetent loud mouth, way different that hitler or mussolini. I mean if you think I’m wrong I would love some clarification.",
"Remember when your President had class?",
"It was a bitter and sarcastic joke, it wasnt supposed to be funny. Not every joke needs to be.",
"I told Oscar Pistorius, \n \"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it,\" laughing. \nThen I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?\n\n",
"https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/1020913001\n\nThere’s one example. And are you going to claim that calling everything “fake news” and running around claiming that every newspaper is biased against him doesn’t undermine the press?? Yeah, ok. \n\n“Way different than hitler or Mussolini”... uh, yeah, because we’re one year in. Dictatorships don’t happen overnight. Why don’t we compare to one year into those guys being in power and see how closely they line up. Wanna do that?? ",
"When she apologizes for running over time ast the end to the chairman and he answers that \"the time was well spent\" you can tell he straight up enjoyed every second of it. So happy they left that in.",
"Is she the only one Trump didnt get in a twitter war with?",
"Nope, just the idiots that point to 2009-2011 as evidence of anything other than the power of of obstructionism for its own sake. ",
"Probably not enough vulnerable seats up for election this year to materially change it",
"She crash landrd an apache, so i imagine the amputation points are different",
"You don't have to achieve fascism to be a fascist. He's a fascist.",
"HiLaRiOuS aNd OrIgInAl",
"Calling everything fascist is an insult to the victims of real fascist regimes. You really need a history lesson!",
"Yeah, it seems that failing to murder someone shouldn't lessen the penalty...",
"I don't understand what Reddit obsession is with Obama. You can legitimately hate trump and still know that Obama was the worst thing.",
"Amazing. Imagine what could be accomplished if we could fill all our governments with people of such character.",
"He has pussed out on engaging her ",
"Sorry, no, when MR Obama was born an American woman under 21 did not convey native-born citizenship to her child if born outside US territory and with a non-citizen father. He was born in Hawaii so it was still a \"crepe\" campaign (;-)) but the law as it stood then is what applies.",
"> The guy literally had a special Sunday night TV broadcast in Jan 2016 begging Congress for more gun laws.\n\nlol, what? asking congress for gun control laws (or *anything* for that matter) is far, *far,* from calling the opposing party unamerican and treasonous for refusing to clap. Honestly, what was even the issue there? Actually, don't answer.. I'm sure whatever you have to say is retarded.\n\n> So are you knowingly lying or just ignorant?\n\nI'm sure the irony is lost on you, so I'll just say \"neither.\"\n\n> It gets even better, of course you obsessed with Trump's hair.\n\nDid you see that shit, tho? I wouldn't care that much if it wasn't such an accurate reflection of trumps character.\n\n> And of course you were crediting Obama for the stock market last week too, let me guess, you flipped on that too, right?\n\nBitch, please. *You people* are the ones who think the stock market is an indicator of presidential success. This is a *republican* talking point. The only reason the left brings it up is because its blowing up in your face and it's hilarious. You guys picked a *faulty* indicator of success, and even *that* is failing. ",
"With an especial purpose of forbidding younger sons of noble s or deposed nobles trying to become US President to further their aims at home. In practice, many important leaders of the \"Patriot Generation,\" like Hamilton, were ineligible despite their widespread support.",
"> Hilliary never served, and neither did Obama.\n> Guess they were cowards.\n\nYou can keep saying it but it doesn't make it true. No one is saying military service was a requirement for not being cowards. By your definition I guess FDR was a coward, so was Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr, and Gandhi. All cowards.\n\n>Clinton dodged the draft.\n\nClinton registered for the draft and was never selected. Big difference from Cadet Bone Spurs.\n\n",
"Guess why we have so many mentally ill homeless...",
"McCain was born in t he Canal Zone, US government territory. It would never have even been discussed except for the birther crapola.",
"Joke: \"a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline\"",
"What the fuck do you not understand about Bill Clinton dodging the draft?",
"I split my ticket last time, only other time was in '92.",
"> By your definition \n\nNope, I'm going off what the other user said.\n\n",
"I smoked a cigarette next to him when he was still a Senator and I'm doing pretty okay.",
"That would actually be a hard job to do, how the hell do you pick the best? There's so many!",
"I love Obama. Trump would grab her by the pussy.",
"So far. I think his bone spurs act up enough for him to get a deferment from deploying to that fight.",
"Hahaha fuck you man I laughed way too hard at that",
"And he could speak above a 5th grade level in complete sentences.\n\nSo that was nice.",
"How mature of you.",
"I always see these \"feel good\" posts about him here. Personally I believe he is comparable to an actor in a movie. They always wanted to make Obama seem personable, family orientated, and scandal free. I speculate that there must be something deeper going on if they care so much about maintaining such a fabricated, upscale image.",
"Roses are red.\n\nViolets are blue.\n\nOscar Pistorius \n\nwill shoot you.\n\nBurma Shave",
"I don't think that word means what you think it means. ",
"Man, I would love a hug from Obama. ",
"So you prefer the guise of everything is fine, to things actually getting better?",
">Nope, I'm going off what the other user said.\n\nThis is the first time you alluded to quoting another user in your comments. \n\nBut what did the other user say? Quote it/link it, making vague references/comments is not convincing for any argument.",
"A veteran that understands service, has a PhD in human services with a tremendous background in public policy, and isn't afraid to mince words but rather use them as potent weapons. \n\nYes. Duckworth 2020.",
"She responded to me when I called her office about net neutrality. She said she would protect it, and even though we lost one battle it put my mind at ease that some people on Washington really care",
"But when Trump praises the military, he is considered an Authoritarian by half of Reddit. ",
"Demidog?",
"If she ran for president I totally vote for her\nEdit: I wasn’t making a joke a dudes, didn’t see what I did until now",
"If Simpsons ability to predict the future is to be considered, the next US president will indeed be a woman. Unfortunately it will also be bankrupt..",
"Thats not what a joke is. Having humour in it, or atleast the intention of humour, is a prerequisit of being a joke even if it has dark subject matter or meant to be insulting.",
"Yup, but forget him as a person. Look at the record. Awful, but the media doesn't cover him in a negative light, only fox. They're should have been much more scrutiny during his presidency. \n\nThings are about to get ugly. ",
"http://secrethitler.com/\n\n\nEven has a Trump skin: http://trumppack.deals/\nBut its a bit outdated now.",
"I'm so glad the ones I developed in the 90s were short-lived brrrr",
"Its like you ignored why the funding was denied.\n\nIt starts with an R and ends with epublicans.",
"Yup, her closed mental hospitals too.",
"I wonder if she has a curly top, gap in her teeth, and works the window.",
"You mean compared to Repubs who dont care about them?",
"i see what you did there ",
"Clearly no bone spurs- ",
"No, his Auto correct swapped Chaos for China.",
"Roses are red.\n\nViolets are red.\n\nIf Oscar Pistorius,\n\nShoots you down dead.",
"Da glad to be, how you say.. good patriot comrade. ",
"The GOP doesn’t care about service members. They care about winning. The elected a guy that personally insulted two Purple Heart recipients/Pow, voted repeatedly against protections for soldiers fighting in Iraq / Afghanistan, and repeatedly voted against veteran benefits on the home front. \n\nIt’s sad that veterans are so amped about GOP candidates when they don’t give a shit about veterans. But I mean, they do put those sweet yellow ribbons everywhere so there’s that.",
"ah ha huh ha, the joke is racism",
"Still backing up my point about his ego, he always has to be right. \n\nAnd yes he is way different than Hitler or Mussolini, you ever watch their early campaigning. It’s all about nationalism, which trump does, and bringing industries under control, exactly the opposite of trump. They both actively used violence and threats to further themselves in their party. Hitler literally became chancellor then outlawed all other political parties, gave himself more power beyond the constitution, made a deal with the churches/president/reichstag to give him emergency powers. Hitlers rise took him 10 ish years but once he got real power he made himself a dictator within a year. Hitler was elected chancellor in 1933, he didn’t become an official dictator until the presidents death in 1934.\n\nLook I get the argument but besides ignorantly calling the media out on everything trump is nothing like any fascist ever. ",
"Maybe he thought that shooting the moon was a valid political strategy?",
"You mean all things that can be attributed to the obama admin? You dont get credit for the economy of your first year in, especially when the only thing remotely related is his Tax \"reform\".\n\nAlso obligatory God is a fairy tail and doesnt care about America.",
"Confirmed Obama is the cure for cancer.",
"> YOU can be a murderer too if you work hard enough!\n\nWhat do you think a \"Blackhawk pilot and Iraq war vet\" was doing overseas? Spreading good will and chocolate?\n\nThese cute vets are usually serial killers in uniform and they are encouraged to enter Congress so they can vote for military budget increases. Thanks, Obama!",
"They enacted a large number of social programs and continued programs enacted by the Weimar republic.\n\nSuch as universal health care, a program which they later used to euthanize people who had Down's syndrome and other developmental issues.\n\nAs well as compulsory work programs, which are extreme socialist programs (not popular with modern socialists, but common at the time).",
"I completely agree haha ",
"She gave the commencement speech at my university, very inspiring speech. She threw some shade at the president and quoted Kendrick Lamar, best speech ever.",
"Please, ask around. The majority of people from Illinois will tell you Obama was a horrible president and do not see him in a good light. He did nothing good for the country. He bailed out a bunch of sinking businesses, pretended to help the environment, and to top it all off he revoked the bill of rights for 2 weeks before the courts told him no (NDAA) Don't believe this media propaganda. It's all lies. ",
"Oh you mean like under Trumps increased drone program?",
"When she ran for the senate, her GOP opponent mocked her for saying her ancestors fought for American Independence (she is half white and from a military family) he asked her “where in China?”",
"She’s not white :(",
"Bad driver vs blind driver ",
"> Ooooo but he’s tryin!\n\nNot hard enough if he failed to deliver a war in Qatar, Pakistan, Iran or North Korea. Hillary had everything lined up for bombing Iran as soon as her turn came: https://www.reddit.com/r/DNCleaks/comments/5945ho/hillary_justified_bombing_iran_in_a_june_2013/\n\nSo this is why the American Berlusconi is the lesser evil: he's too incompetent to deliver exciting new wars to the military-industrial complex.",
"He's trying to discredit it. He made fucking \"fake news awards\" where all but one were mistakes that the news organizations had previously owned up to and retracted. The other was an editorial. ",
"Do you honestly believe a large portion of American liberals sided with ISIS??? If you truly feel this way, what evidence or reasoning brought you to this conclusion?",
"So this might be a dumb question, but when someone loses both legs, I tend to see two different prosthetic styles, like this woman has. Would you want two of the same so that you can walk easier? Or did she have an above knee amputation and a below knee amputation? \n\n*have both legs, fully educated, just having a showerthought moment*",
"Socialism has nothing to do with Nazi's. In the Same way The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea is not in any way democratic. ",
"Difference being soldiers are sent to do a job.\nNo one told that dude to kill his wife.\n\nAnd interesting you say thanks Obama. If I'm not mistaken, he's not the one boasting about military power, wanting to hold military parades and increasing the military budget for the next 2 years by another 200 Billion.",
"I'm sure helicopter pilots don't usually target their girlfriends. And if you want military budget increases, just vote red. ",
"God damnit dude.",
"When a President ACTUALLY cares about people & people care about him.",
" No, I'm pretty sure the draft dodger being referenced is Donald Trump ",
"They do believe this at least my conservative family members seem to.",
"> She’s been to war, lived its consequence and seen what it does to other people as well.\n\nI'm pretty sure she already knew what war was about before signing up as a serial killer for the empire.",
"Why the fuck aren't we all dead, then? There was a democratic president for *8 years.* \n\nEight years of siding with terrorists should have wiped out western civilization.",
"*trans mad*?? What the hell does that even mean, let alone its relevance to the conversation? ",
"The NSDP continued social programs begun by the Weimar republic and even enacted social programs that were being used elsewhere, such as 'jobs for everyone' programs, ie-work doing what we tell you or get sent to a camp.\n\nWhich was the same model that was being used in the Soviet union.",
"I wish she was as vocal about getting better care to the veterans of her state ",
"Are you a misogynist? Yes. Yes you are. ",
"I love this and I'm using it",
"Blatant mysoginist.",
"Uhg, that guy is such an egotistical dick head. When I heard he had shot his girlfriend it was no shock. I work in orthotics and prosthetics and actually got to work with a the team who built one of his prosthetics. The guy was an arrogant dick, he came off like a rich spoiled brat. Always losing his shit whenever anyone didn't bow down to his every whim, he definitely had the attitude that it was our privilege to work with him. Basically everyone in our field knew he was a total nightmare to work with.",
"Are you trying to claim that Fox, the network that pushed the fake Seth Rich story, who has largely swept any Mueller coverage under the rug, is a bastion for true news and unbiased coverage? ",
"You *really* font know what socialism is, do you? I suggest a five minute read of the Wikipedia article.",
"He's now in prison for murdering his wife.",
"You may be thinking about Seth Moulton.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXSjjygdhdg\n\nHere's a great moment from one of her debates where she really just doesn't even respond to some of the stupid shit that gets thrown her way. She lets the silence do all the work.",
"Genuine question: since both of her legs are prosthetic to some extent, can her height actually be tweaked from day to day to some extent? Or does it have to be set to pretty close to her original height? Or possibly set to something that specifically works for her overall posture?\n\nI've always wondered how much leg prosthetics actually have to be tweaked to make posture overall comfortable.",
"how am i misogynist? please do explain",
"Is that what I said? No right ? \n\nUsually when there's a coordinated attack on someone like Hannity by pacs and David brocks army by targeting advertisers there's some truth to the story. If it was a fake thing they would let him run with it to make him lose credibility. \nTalking about Seth Rich. ",
"Discrediting and censoring are different. The ones he’s discrediting are because of his ego not to give himself more power. Look all I’m arguing is that he shows no signs of being a fascist.",
"Yeah specifically in yemen? Ahah that means nothing look at the over all stats child",
"I had no idea she’s a senator, that’s amazing!",
"You don't know your history, apparently, since the Nazi's were happy to have social programs that furthered their goals.\n\nIncluding universal health care.",
"Heck yeah now those are the real heroes. ",
"Obama, blech.",
"Or maybe just maybe you know he just might be a charismatic and personable, husband and father whom loves his family and has been, at least compared to the clown show that is the current presidency, competent and relatively scandal free.\n\nBut nah... it couldn’t be that, it couldn’t be that he just has more humility, dignity, and class, than Donald “tiny hands” Trump. No... there has to be something more to it, something sinister. Better keep searching. ",
"They used socialism the same way the used tanks, as a tool to achieve their goals. \n\nYet they did use socialism.",
">> The guy literally had a special Sunday night TV broadcast in Jan 2016 begging Congress for more gun laws.\n>\n>lol, what? asking congress for gun control laws (or *anything* for that matter) is far, *far,* from calling the opposing party unamerican and treasonous for refusing to clap. \n\nI didn't say it was, but that's the kind of dumb shit you seem to always be lying about.\n",
"Fucking moron, couldn't even do that right",
"Lol, what a child",
"This reminds me of the Oscar Pistorius drinking game! Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take 4 shots.\n\nedit - grammar",
"For stating facts? That's fine, go put on your pussy hat and march about it ",
"Omg, I had almost forgotten his attempt to discredit her by suggesting her family couldn't have had a long military history because she is asian... wow what an asshole.",
"Does trump have to pay rent or do you let him live in your head for free?",
"Lol, \" facts\"",
"I've included Bill in every comment.\n\nThe next time you have a hard time following, try reading it again more slowly.\n\nI'm glad are in agreement though that Bill Clinton is a coward.",
">But like I said, no charges have been filed yet.\n\nSo then there's nothing wrong. For all the scandals the media claims he's apart of, after an entire year, literally nothing has come out of it. Every week it's someone in a new scandal that suddenly disappears and makes room for the next \"scandal\". Until anyone is charged AND convicted, they've done nothing wrong. Reddit always preaches an innocent until proven guilty but when it's against someone with a measly \"R\" next to their name, that completely goes out the window. ",
"Hey she was on Vox talking about NK the other day.",
"IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOVE A SENATOR MORE THAN I LOVE TAMMY? NO, IT IS NOT.\n\nTAMMY 2020",
"That's it, I'm completely 110% sold now.",
"Then the right will just say you're voting for her because she's a woman and it's just a pity vote because she has no legs. And we know how well women candidates have done running for president.",
"Not sure you understand what a serial killer is.. Or what an empire is.",
"Hey, he knows the sacrifice; he didn't go to Vietnam, but he did have to try to avoid STDs in the 80s, which is pretty much exactly the same thing.",
"Socialism has absolutely nothing to do with social programs.\n\nSocialism is an economic system that puts the means of production in common ownership.\n\nFascism and Nazism practiced corporatism, which concentrated ownership in the hands of an oligarchy, nominally on behalf of the state. Therefore the antithesis of socialism.\n\nDespite their name, social programs are part of *statism*, which is a set of policies that enacted by all sorts of governments, left wing, right wing, democratic, autocratic, theocratic, whatever. Nothing to do with socialism at all. \n\nConfusing the two seems to be a deliberate trope by the US right to make people think socialism is something to do with fascism. It isn't.\n\n(That the Nazis had universal health care is irrelevant. They built roads too, should we stop building roads?)",
"In the Georgia Senate election back in 2002, the Republican, Saxby Chambliss, was running against Max Cleland, a veteran who lost both legs and an arm in Vietnam, and who was running as a Democrat. \n\nChambliss ran ads questioning Cleland's commitment to America's defense....and it worked. \n\nMany Republicans, at least Republican politicians, do not give a rat's ass about the well-being of our veterans; they just want to use them as a tool to show people how patriotic they are while cutting their benefits, sending them to die in useless wars, and ignoring problems like homelessness and opiate addiction that plague them once they get home.\n\nLook at how John Kerry was treated, or how Donald Trump treated McCain's service. If a Democrat had said that he likes pilots who \"don't get shot down\" or questioned a disabled veteran's patriotism the Right would have (justifiably) lost their shit...\n\n(Mark my words, there will be a response to this comment saying something like \"Democrats don't care either!\" because we desperately must believe that both sides are equally bad when there is ample evidence to the contrary.)",
"This is the type of behavior we saw with Germans during Hitler's uprising, or Mussolini and or Stalin. This level of hysteria/ignorance used to defend Trump should scare people. Unfortunately Trump supporters are playing politics like a football game and the only ones who'll win are the owners. Even when they lose they'll be told to cheer (or its treasonous).",
"> I'm sure helicopter pilots don't usually target their girlfriends.\n\nNo, just those black moving objects that sit between you and cheap oil at the pump.\n\n> And if you want military budget increases, just vote red.\n\nBoth halves of your ruling party voted to invade Iraq after the Saudi terrorist attack on 9/11 2001. Almost one million casualties after citizens of another country killed 2000 of your civilians.\n\nRelevant [Karl Rove quote](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality-based_community):\n\n> The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. '**We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality.** And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do'.",
"That was actually Senator Mark Kirk that did that. In 2012 she unseated incumbent Congressman Walsh, and in 2016 she unseated incumbent Senator Kirk.",
"They absolutely, in no way, used socialism. Get the fuck outta here with that bull shit. ",
"A senator in his seat.",
"thanks Obama /s",
"She's a badass and if she were born in the US, she'd be a good candidate for our first female president. I'd vote for her in a heartbeat. ",
"I am.\n\n-The Senate",
"So with the evidence so far, what do you think is the reason Manafort, Kushner, Trump Jr, and Papadopoulos were in contact with Russia? \n\nAnd do you think [Trump loosening sanctions on Russia](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-loosens-sanctions-russia-prevent-intelligence-agencies-cyberspying-hacking-a7559871.html) ([and rumours of even more sanctions being lifted](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-russia-sanctions-vladimir-putin-ukraine-crimea-latest-a7550026.html)) are a coincidence?\n\nEDIT: I am genuinely curious. I re-read my comment and don't want it to come off sarcastic.",
"In November of 2016 I let one of my young daughters push the button for Hillary and the other for Tammy.\n\nIt saddens me to this day that the orange con man won, but Tammy winning and kicking ass is a huge ray of sunshine. I'm proud as hell to have her representing me and my family.",
"> Insults women three times in a row\n\n> How am I misogynist ",
"People from every single political view have insulted war veterans and the disabled.. do you just choose to ignore the wrongdoings of everyone except for those who support our President? ",
"> Difference being soldiers are sent to do a job.\n\nThat job is killing people on command.\n\n> And interesting you say thanks Obama. If I'm not mistaken, he's not the one boasting about military power, wanting to hold military parades and increasing the military budget for the next 2 years by another 200 Billion.\n\nNo, he's just the one who bombed more countries than Bush jr., the one who increased the rate of civilian casualties in the drone wars by introducing the double-tap policy, targetting based on algorithms and phone numbers, the weekly kill list, CIA in charge of military strikes, \"signature strikes\" without designated human targets just to instil terror in the civilian population, etc.\n\nBut he looked good in a suit, so everything is forgiven and forgotten.",
"I wish this was true",
"There's a lot of turds on both sides of the aisle who could care less about the military, are beholden to special interest groups, and do or say only things that will keep them in office or personally enrich them. ",
"But why? I don't understand the logical line of reasoning for this at all. ",
"yet he's still your fucking loser in chief.",
"> Not sure you understand what a serial killer is..\n\nSomebody who kills multiple people. You know, like a bloody military volunteer going abroad for cheap gas at the station.\n\n> Or what an empire is.\n\nNeither [Karl Rove](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality-based_community), apparently:\n\n> The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. '**We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality**. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do'.",
"He insulted a gold star family and mocked McCain for getting caught. It's kinda what he does..",
"Thank you for explaining. \n\nTranslation. Trump = fat lazy coward\n\nDo the spurs stick out of the skin like doomsdays face?",
"Yeah she should unseat another incumbent, where up the ladder can she go from senator?",
"They can go away?",
"Jesus christ, save some money and put a .22LR in the back of his head\n\n\n>Michelle Castillo obtained an emergency protective order against her husband, claiming he tried to force her to have sex, was verbally abusive and had imprisoned her at times\n\n> Castillo had suffocated his wife, Michelle Castillo, with a pillow, and then strung her up in a basement shower to make her death look like a suicide. \n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/06/20/ashburn-ceo-braulio-castillo-convicted-of-murder-in-estranged-wifes-2014-death/?utm_term=.a5cf4161871e",
"I pray she runs against Trump in 2020. A war hero woman who's sacrificed for our country would destroy that coward.",
"Fucking powerful. ",
"Sounds like an amazing woman and hero",
"You must be nice",
"I doubt Trump will run for re-election. ",
"Jeez tuck that shit in bama. ",
"My real President. ",
">calling out stupid behaviour is racist, misogynist, classist, whatever you want ;)\n\n>being misogynist is illegal\n\n>still not giving any points or facts, and continuing the drama to quell feeling of emptiness in your lonely useless life\n\nedit: youre not an actual woman holy shit my sides hahahaha",
"hugging the president who promised to end the war the day he was elected. He then escalated it, fuck him. He owes her her legs back.",
"Obama inherited a 8 year old war in two country’s and tried his best to bring our soldiers home while having to maintain a military presence in keeping with drawdown agreements with those country’s. Obama has nothing to apologize for, sometimes tough decisions have to be made by our president that the public in large wont understand. A person can understand nuance, but nuance is lost on a public that see’s everything as myopic, black and white and right and wrong. \n\nAnd where was your righteous indignation when Approximately 210,000 Afghan, Iraqi, and Pakistani civilians have died violent deaths as a direct result of the lie’s sold to the American public by the Bush administration. ",
"Can't wait to play this tonig... Oh... ",
"Now a Senator who is laying a lot of smack down on a President who claimed a foot condition in his youth and is now itching to make thousands of others march for his entertainment.",
"Yadda yadda yadda. It's a picture of a hug dude. It's user-generated content; stop the \"propoganda\" yourself if you don't like it.",
"And let's not forget that in short order McCain was back to being the bootlick...\n\nHe talks a lot, and I have nothing bad to say about his service, but as a representative he almost always votes like he's told regardless of what he says.",
"I actually met this LT in Afghanistan. He was sill serving after losing a leg and ran in the marathon on base. Pretty inspirational guy! https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/soldier-who-lost-leg-in-afghanistan-vowed-i-will-return-this-is-what-it-took-to-get-back/2014/05/01/36af6e3c-b3ae-11e3-8cb6-284052554d74_story.html?utm_term=.0f5c75f304cc",
"Ron’s fourth Tammy, whom he settles down with and lives happily ever after. ",
"It would not reach SCOTUS because there is no confusion under the law as to whether or not she is a natural-born American citizen. If it was brought before the courts at all, it would be decided long before SCOTUS weighed in.",
"Wow, you're acting so fucking black right now.\n\nHow would that not be racist? ",
"Considering she lost her legs in 2004 I'm impressed you can somehow find a way blame that on Obama",
"How did John Kerry get treated? He was the Democratic nominee and secretary of State.",
"Man wouldn’t it be ironic for trump if the first female president was also a vet with a Purple Heart, since he’s a misogynist draft dodger?",
"/r/imgoingtohellforthis",
"The issue then is if they do fuck it up or change their mind mid murder they are more incentivized to finish the job.",
"Maybe she could unseat President Trump. ",
"Come on over, guys! The weather's just fi- well, never mind the weather. ",
"Wow, she absolutely annihilated that guy, justifiably. There's no way that anyone that sees that video can have any respect for him. ",
"She is currently pregnant, set to give birth at age 50! ",
"> As well as compulsory work programs, which are extreme socialist programs (not popular with modern socialists, but common at the time).\n\nWhat you're doing here is using one word (\"socialism\") as a stand-in for another word (\"autocracy\"). If you redefine a word to mean something completely different,then sure you can make it mean whatever you want. Except for the fact that you've completely redefined the word and are using it incorrectly. Compulsory work programs are extreme autocratic or \"statist\" policies. They're not by definition socialist policies, nor are they exclusively enacted by socialist governments - they're found everywhere autocracy is.",
"I hear the current president is very popular.",
"Her prosthetics look badass, I'm glad I live in the 21st century\n\nMinus our current Clown in Chief and all that's goes with that lol...But cars shot into space and cool robot legs and arms for those that lose limbs, cool stuff is happening ",
"Slow growth is amazing for long-term investors. \n \nWe're seeing the instability, from last year's 20% gain, as the market corrects itself.",
"They're all fascists. The imperial wars, the national surveillance, the suspension of the bill of rights, the transfer of wealth from workers to the financial elite, the ownership of the major news media by a tiny oligarchy, the 'free speech zones' that limit public protests to tiny squares in parking lots, the shootings of blacks, the cover-ups about lead in drinking water and fracking causing earthquakes and god knows what is happening inside food factories because you're not allowed to photograph it, homeland security no-fly lists and passports required for a day-trip to Canada, torture at Abu-Ghraib and indefinite detention at Gitmo. And putting millions of people in cages because of the so-called 'Drug War.' \n\nThe only difference from all the other politicians is that Trump isn't perceptive enough to talk progressive while he's doing reactionary. ",
"She’s an inspiration on SO many levels",
"What were you comparing it to then? Because that's hardly a malicious thing for Obama to do.",
"> Well the economy is booming\n\nThanks, Obama.\n\n>ISIS is vaporized\n\nWell, not really, but they were created by Bush and largely destroyed by Obama. Trump just stepped in at the end to take credit like all the things on your list.\n\n>millions of new jobs created\n\nFewer than when Obama was in office, but I'm glad to see Trump hasn't ruined all Obama's hard work.\n\n>people are getting off food stamps\n\nHaven't heard this\n\n>people are proud to be American\n\nLOL! No, sweetie, they are not. This is one of the most shameful periods in American history.\n\n>we are leading the way across the globe as it should be\n\nActually we are losing our position as Super Power thanks to Trump. No one takes us seriously and our President is openly mocked by every foreign leader in the world. That never happened to Obama. \n\n>God is back, America is back. \n\nSure thing, Cleetus. Sure thing. :)\n\n",
"I wish we can get JFK again as president to see if haters will still find something to president bash with. ",
"[Airstrikes broken down by region](https://www.longwarjournal.org/us-airstrikes-in-the-long-war)\n\n**In Pakistan, Yemen and Somalia:**\n\n\nYear | Combined # Airstrikes\n---|---\n2014 | 50\n2015 | 37\n2016 | 62\n2017 | 168\n\nThe only one where it has decreased was in Libya, where the U.S. made 497 drone strikes in 2016 under Operation Odyssey Lightning, targeting heavy guns, tanks, and command control centres in [Sirte](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirte). 800-900 militants were killed, effectively ending the ISIS occupation of Sirte. [Mayoral elections in Sirte happened in Dec 2016](https://www.libyaherald.com/2016/12/06/mayoral-election-set-for-sirte-and-municipal-elections-for-central-zawia-and-bani-walid/). \n\nThe decrease occured because the [operation was closed in late 2016](http://www.africom.mil/media-room/pressrelease/28564/africom-concludes-operation-odyssey-lightning).",
"Both Republicans and Democrats should be ashamed of who represented them on the last ticket. Public scandal is not only accepted in politics today, it's expected! It's damn near applauded! Everyone should be able to see by now the steady shift away from electing Statesmen (States-persons?) towards crooked career politicians that this country has taken.",
"This is a picture of Obama, sweetie. You're the one writing about Trump. ",
"RSD/Phantom Limb Syndrome means that your brain/nervous system is effectively confused. Pain signals fire which feel the exact same as if one did have a leg and it was essentially experiencing trauma at that time. So in short, it feels like a tremendous amount of pain as if the limb was still there, but it is gone. \n\nTL;DR it feels like the pain would feel if the limb were still there. ",
">Hi! I'm an 18 year old trans girl...\n\nyou guys are actually real.\ngonna tag me tansphobic because i dont wanna have sex with you too?",
"How could a military parade to honor our military be seen negatively? Chuck Schumer called for a military parade in [2014](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IyIJa28-Q), how is it any different now that Trump wants to actually see it through?",
"It's not logical which is why we're having such a problem combatting it. They're being manipulated into being angry about...things...and their ire is being directed at liberals through an amazingly coordinated misinformation campaign that has been going on for many years now.",
"Trump says jump, you say how high! Get over it!",
"He would probably be quite happy. He's very pro military and vets.",
"Fuck. Glad he's on our side.",
">In practice, many important leaders of the \"Patriot Generation,\" like Hamilton, were ineligible despite their widespread support.\n\nFrom the Constitution (my emphasis):\n\n>No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, **at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution**, shall be eligible to the Office of President\n\nSurely you're not arguing that Hamilton wasn't a citizen of the United States in 1789.",
"Thanks for such a great response. Unfortunately, I think we tend to look past \"our\" guy when it's convenient, and I think that kind of attitude just keeps accelerating. I can't help but feel extremely proud of the person Obama is, but plenty of his executive actions are ones that I strongly disagree with, like what you mentioned, and I'm pretty frustrated that his vision and ideals rarely played out in his governance (probably the most egregious to me is the assassination of Anwar al-Awlaki and his family).\n\nPolitics has blinded us to long-term damage being done to our government through executive privilege and the erosion of legislative power (although Congress is pretty much to blame for letting that happen). We've let a lot of things happen via the Presidency, but if you keep giving room to executive power... well, that's how autocracy happens.",
"[He replied below](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wb4rc/blackhawk_pilot_and_iraq_war_vet_tammy_duckworth/dtzknh2/)",
"That was funny, but you're going to hell for that one. ",
"Yeah - they'd probably stop her from running, just like they did John McCain, who was born in Panama.",
"We could start by letting the southeast secede like I think they still want to",
"What’s keeping him from being labeled a fascist? The guy rides a wave of intense ultra-conservative nationalism, employs real or implied threats of violence, actively tries to silence his political and media opponents by discrediting them and I suspect if he was able would actively meddle in the markets that the government he leads is trying to close off and protect. If the only distinction between what he is and being a fascist is the political institutions and apparatus he’s actively trying to dismantle, or failing that, staff with cronies... well, it’s a pretty thin distinction. If you wait till a guy is a literal dictator to apply the label, then it’s just an understatement. ",
"Ummm... sorry to say but Obama drone killed tons of civilians during his terms.... like I get it, you guys hate republicans and Trump, but dont turn a blind eye to the bullshit he pulled while in office.\n\nUnless history will repeat.\n\nAlso as far as I'm concerned the Trump administration wants to GTFO of these shithole countries and bring Americans home, not wage other people's wars.",
"Wow. No shit. Read the comments smart ass. Why are you people so dumb?",
"Exactly. This is also why the whole birth certificate fiasco with President Obama was so ridiculous. Even if he *had* been born in Kenya it wouldn't change his eligibility because his mother was an American citizen.",
"Holy. Fucking. Shit. \n\nYou twisted your ankle and want 30% disability rating? I had my arm blown off and reattached and only got 20.\n\nI feel like she could kick my ass....",
"Lol i never defended bush or trump simply saying to “miss obama” like op is ridiculous ",
"Unless I was misdiagnosed. No X-rays.",
"I miss that dude SO much it's ridiculous. \n",
"John Kerry served in Vietnam and earned three Purple Hearts for being injured in combat, plus a Bronze Star and a Silver Star. Part of his service was on Swift Boats as a commander.\n\nDuring his Presidential campaign, the Republicans organized the \"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth\" (SBVT) that consisted of veterans who served on swift boats during Vietnam, all coming out and saying John Kerry was a coward, unfit for command, lied about his injuries, etc. Ahem, I'm sorry. They were \"just asking questions\" and wanted us to \"carefully consider Kerry's service record.\"\n\nTurns out that all but one of the veterans in SBVT had not served with John Kerry but just happened to also serve on Swift Boats during Vietnam (and not necessarily at the same time as Kerry). One of them swore an affidavit that turned out to be false. Many members of Kerry's crew came forward to say that the SBVT was lying. The organization was legally classified as \"non-partisan\" but all of its funding came from major Republican donors. The FEC fined them (after the election was over) $300,000 for claiming to be a non-political organization while actively campaigning against a candidate.\n\nBut by then it was too late.\n\nThen you had a \"grass-roots\" campaign of Republicans wearing little band-aids with purple hearts drawn on them, to mock what were supposed to be Kerry's \"minor injuries\" that, in their estimation, he didn't deserve Purple Hearts for (that is, getting shot and getting hit by an exploding grenade).\n\nKerry was running against George Bush, who had used his father's influence to get inducted into the Air National Guard, which excluded him from the draft and service in Vietnam. The Bush campaign encouraged \"just asking questions\" about Kerry's military service, when there was in fact no reason to question his service at all. Kerry didn't bring up Bush's draft-dodging because he didn't want to \"take the low road\"...",
"More likely to go to jail after being Governor of IL than if you robbed a bank!",
"Hmm, forgot that second passage. I did read an almost off-hand remark in some historical book that \" a lot of prominent leaders during the National Period were ineligible for President because of this\" many d cades back, but it went into no details.",
"oh god that got me rolling! thank u i needed that!",
"If they fuck it up they should get the same as if they succeeded. The intent was still there.\n\nIf you change your mind and decide not to kill, then you won't get charged with attempted murder since you didn't actually try to kill anyone.\n\nIf you start the process of murder and change your mind midway...I don't have much sympathy. You've passed the point of no return.",
"I mean, he was pretty inspirational there for a minute...",
"Coincidentally -- since you brought up murder -- the guy she berated was [indicted a year later](https://www.bizjournals.com/washington/blog/fedbiz_daily/2014/04/strong-castle-ceo-accused-of-murdering-his-wife.html) for murdering his wife.",
"Lol sure",
"I'm curious where this critique is based. Alternatively, which presidents didn't screw over the country in your eyes?\n\nAlso, not sure if we're judging government during that time or Obama directly.",
"I'm the one who doesn't want to have sex with *you* lmao ",
"I saw Obama and thought this was /r/fakehistoryporn",
"'If I remain ignorant anything is possible!'",
"Glad you agree #MAGA friend!",
"No we don't know, because there's only one data point and a conclusion with any sort of certainty cannot be drawn from that.",
"Wording. This policy might be similar, but they are not similar presidents.",
">If they fuck it up they should get the same as if they succeeded. The intent was still there.\n\nAgain, encourages them to go back and finish the job.\n\n>If you change your mind and decide not to kill, then you won't get charged with attempted murder since you didn't actually try to kill anyone.\n\nDepends on how far along you were.\n\n>If you start the process of murder and change your mind midway...I don't have much sympathy. You've passed the point of no return.\n\nI don't think many people do but again, not a lot of reason to leave the job unfinished if you are being charged the same either way. It is more about the victim than the perpetrator. ",
"> ACA were great\n\nfuck no. that is the worst piece of legislation I've ever had to endure",
"Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin were all soldiers- Trump is not. At his worst he's a populist corporate CEO that wheels and deals. Putin is infinitely more dangerous than Trump, as is the American public as Trump is a reflection of the direction the U.S. is currently moving in.\n\nHe's a Canary in the mine, what comes after Trump, if people continue drifting to extremes, is what you should be afraid of.",
"It seems a little unfair to average growth during a recovery versus growth when the world's markets are expanding.\n\nThough honestly, I don't have much credit to obama for it, since a president doesn't have that much economic sway. Same as giving Trump market credit is stupid too.",
"if if if if if if if okie doke",
"I wonder how many amputees he created with his relentless Mideast bombing ",
"Holy shit. I didn't know that",
"I'm just not a moron who gets tricked by propaganda. Obama is a terrible person, and she lost her legs fighting in a war they had no business fighting.",
"I'll tell you why I think it's a bad idea, as a former service-member and from a non-partisan standpoint.\n\nFor one, it's going to be crazy expensive to coordinate, and considering it's something that is completely unnecessary, that just means it will be a huge waste of money.\n\nMore importantly though, from the perspective of a service-member, parades, or any other kind of large ass ceremony like them, suck ass. They require a ridiculous amount of rehearsal and are probably the most tedious and boring tasks you will ever experience in your military career. So I don't want there to be a massive military parade because I know that I sure as shit wouldn't want to be a part of that parade, and I also know the vast overwhelming majority of service-members who will end up in said parade feel the same way.\n\nNow obviously being in the military isn't about doing what you want and performing tasks you'd rather not do is part of the job description. As it should be. If we're going to have our men and women in uniform performing tedious and uncomfortable tasks, and if we're going to be spending a lot of money to make that happen, I'd rather they be at the range, or in the field, or doing some other sort of training that would serve a productive purpose besides just looking cool.",
"I'd say most voters believe it, not just redditors.",
"Or he’s just a funny person and likes to tell jokes and you all just get really upset and clutch your pearls over the tiniest little things.",
"K.",
"Well she doesn't have a long political history to attack and a multi decade smear program against her like Hillary did. \n\nCan you imagine if trump said some shit like \"I like military people who didn't lose their legs\".\n\nI agree she would make an interesting candidate and if she did win it would be amazing for the country. Maybe the anti Trump hatred would help lead to our first female president the way the anti bush hatred led to our first black president.",
"The sun came up today. You forgot to give him credit for that as you slobber all over his dick. What the fuck does \"god is back\" mean and the fact that you weren't proud to be an American before says alot about your patriotism.",
"And hopefully our 45th President.",
"Just to point out, Issa is a Republican. That was a great job.",
"It's the latter.",
"He just gives his opinion on the optics and how he thinks a \"first world\" and \"third world\" country should conduct themselves.\n\n>When a user pointed out that France and Russia conduct military parades, O’Neill replied: \"Yes. Third World. If Russia or France were powerful enough to take over the world, they would. We are yet we don’t. That’s called First World.\"\n\nEither way, anyone who has read Trumps book \"The Art of the Deal\" knows how he negotiates and operates when it comes to raising awareness, or striking deals. I can see Trump solely touting the idea of a giant military parade just to show the world where his political opponents stand when it comes to showing appreciation for our troops.",
"I have always been proud to be a patriotic American, and now more people are getting onboard. ",
"I'm loving how this is down voted. Trump supporters don't like Trump's own words. You have the president you deserve.",
"First part yeah, second part no. Hillary is the only one who's gotten that far and she was surrounded by extenuating circumstances. Tammy Duckworth has a unique situation yes, but outside of the superficial qualities (black, disabled and a woman), she has so much more to back up her candidacy from her service to her willingness to stand up for what's right. The rest shouldn't matter, but when you combine it with the good qualifications, it's enough to bring out voters who would normally not go to the trouble, because they see representation of themselves in her and want to see her lead. ",
"You know the more x rays you get the more likely something will go wrong and you end up with super powers",
"Whaaaaaaa",
">Again, encourages them to go back and finish the job.\n\nThey never changed their mind about wanting to kill their victim in this scenario so the law really isn't changing their intent. The only reason they didn't succeed was they screwed up. Once they realize they screwed it up they'd try again anyway most likely.\n\n>Depends on how far along you were.\n\nSorry, was trying to be clear that no steps toward the murder had been taken. I suppose also clear evidence of change of mind would also be necessary if there were also evidence of premeditation.\n\n> I don't think many people do but...\n\nYeah, this is probably a very rare scenario. I was just trying to cover all the possibilities. \n\nMaybe something like 1 crime is planning a murder and then if you actually commit it you get charged with murder as well. Not sure, just kinda spit balling. \n\n",
"Thinking a large portion of liberals support ISIS is insane though. They have to be either trolling or completely brainwashed. ",
"You're dumber than I thought..\n\nSerial killers are defined by the FBI by their multiple murders with lack of motive, follows a characteristic and predictable behavior pattern, has an emotional cooling off period in between each murder... Or the National Institute of Justice says there must be a psychological motive or sadistic sexual overtones. So a soldier deploying to a combat zone, for ANY reason, does not fall under either of the 2 leading authorities definitions of a serial killer. Just because YOU think that it's someone who kills multiple people, and that that is the only requirement to meet the definition, does not make it true.\n\nThe Karl Rove bullshit is a piece of political opinion that is really only viewed as being worth a shit by the left.. Again, just because someone stretched a bunch of words around to attempt to make it seem like the US could be defined as an empire, does not mean that it is true. By definition, the United States government does not meet any of the requirements to be considered an empire. \n\n",
"Perhaps not, but at least enough to shift the balance a bit, and with the potential to vote in some very eloquent and effective democrats. If we can't take the majority then we can at least get some people in there that could talk some sense into the less crazy ones. ",
"Time was, you didn't have to have party control Congress and the Senate to pass bills. They actually compromised on things and got things done.",
"Great explanation and I agree with you on all of those points when it comes to counter claims for the parade. On the other hand it is quite a phenomenal display of discipline and strength. I can definitely see the pros and cons of the situation. To be completely honest I am not even sure if Trump had the intention of going through with it in the first place. He probably knew just the idea would \"stir the pot\", and cause a plethora of discussion. Another case of \"wait and see\" I guess.",
"I'm ok with that.",
"That new right leg is made of 90% freedom.",
"Lets be fair though, he votes like his constituents want him to. As far as being a bootlick, that is more a cable news narrative than anything. He has been pretty consistent in his views for a long time and is still very critical of Trump on things like the free press.",
"I want Senator Duckworth to be President so badly. She is the real deal. She is by every objective measure a very strong, intelligent person who loves America. She is exactly the type of person who should be President. Even people who disagree with her politically could admit she's got true mettle. And could do a lot of good for our nation.",
"Maybe they believe that shit ovet at t_dumbass, but the majority of americans are [embarassed by trump](https://poll.qu.edu/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2516). You've spent too much time in your echo chamber blowing your god emperor where feelings>facts. Still don't know what the fuck 'god is back' means or how an adulterer brought it back.",
"Obama never \"saw\" war, so that point stands, and using drones isn't sending American lives to get killed. \n \n117 civilians were killed in Drone strikes under Obama. \nAny amount is terrible, but I certainly wouldn't call that \"tons.\"",
"This is my favorite.",
"You seem pretty uptight, you should go smoke some of your devils weed. ",
">They never changed their mind about wanting to kill their victim in this scenario so the law really isn't changing their intent. The only reason they didn't succeed was they screwed up. Once they realize they screwed it up they'd try again anyway most likely.\n\nAgain, depends on the circumstances. Also encourages you to take a second stab at it. \n\n>Maybe something like 1 crime is planning a murder and then if you actually commit it you get charged with murder as well. Not sure, just kinda spit balling. \n\nThere is just a lot of nuance here. For instance, where I live a guy walked in on his wife hanging out with another guy and unloaded a shot in his direction. He missed and his wife ended up shooting him in the back while the other guy was fleeing. Pretty cliche right? \n\nAnyways, he was charged with attempted murder because he didn't land a shot (he claimed he missed intentionally and was just trying to scare him but one of the shots reportedly hit a wall right above the guy's head) and I am not sure he should have faced the harsher sentence of murder but IMO definitely deserved the lesser charge for you know, shooting at someone.\n",
"Do your homework- with or with your pink hat and beard. It’s a Liberals thing ... botched abortion + live human = still have the right to terminate, ie: kill.",
"He’s the piece of shit who said Obama won in 2008 because he’s a *“black man who was articulate”* and after the Dallas shooting he promised war and told Obama to [watch out](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/the-fix/wp/2016/07/08/the-complicated-racial-track-record-of-the-former-gop-congressman-who-warned-obama-to-watch-out-after-dallas-shootings/). \n\nIt amazes me that these people are able to ever get elected to public office in the first place. ",
"Brainwashed by propaganda.",
"I believe the term is 'devils lettuce/cabbage'. I personally don't smoke because of government contacts and such, but I'm flattered you went through my comment history. Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype that trump suppprters are uneducated rubes. Never did get an answer on how trump brought god back. I'm guessing since you pulled that out of your ass like most of your other \"facts\", I'm not expecting one. ",
"Puh-leeeeze. They (the pedophile Satanic pizza lovers) knew Obama was going to run for president decades later so they called up Hawaiian newspapers to put in birth announcements at that time. This was when Obama was being born in a Kenyan mosque run by an extremist Christian pastor.",
"Xenophobia ain't funny though",
"http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/30/gop.purple.hearts/\n\nThe article is old enough that the picture doesn't load, but here are some examples:\n\nhttp://mugsysrapsheet.com/4blog/Purple_Heart_Bandaids-2004.jpg\n\n(Just do a Google Image search for \"purple heart bandaid 2004\" on Google Images for more examples...)\n\nBob Dole said \"with three Purple Hearts, he's never bled\"...because getting hit by a grenade, and shot twice aren't bloody enough.\n\n",
"How is a joke about democrats not clapping for him being treasonous xenophobic?",
"Agenda much?",
"Amazing what these vets have to go through so we can have the freedoms we do ! I salute the U.S. military",
"Good for you being biased ",
"Getting downvoted because even though you are technically correct, the nationality of a baby born on a base is that of the parents.",
"All of them? Funny all of the former employees say the opposite",
"> behavior pattern\n\n> psychological motive\n\nDon't tell me you fell for the pseudoscience of psychological profiling: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/sep/14/psychological-profile-behavioural-psychology",
"Where is the bias? Do you think a person can make up for being a shitty person constantly by being a decent person some of the time? ",
"Who is a non-Trump supporter or non-Republican has insulted war veterans and the disabled in the last year? In the public eye/political sphere, not some Joe Blow down the street.\n\nEdit: It's an honest question for you.",
"Everyone's a private in basic training...\n\nROTC get you promoted upon completion of basic.",
"I'm just saying people weren't calling him a racist asshole before he was president. Actually they honored him for the exact opposite through his life. I'm not defending every action. But the hate for him is a little absurd",
"No, no. We pay his rent. Don't get it twisted. That's why it's hard to ignore.",
"Two sides to the same coin is still the same coin.",
"That's what I'm here for!",
"Isnt her husband the guy that forced Emilio Estevez to be a pee wee hockey coach or something?",
"Yeah, it's not an easy question and I do see your points. I just in general feel like incompetence shouldn't be a defense for attempted murder, but I can understand what you're saying about encouraging them to complete the act in certain circumstances.",
"\"Constantly\" and \"some of the time\" there is the bias. ",
"Does a decent person say he prefers people who don't get captured when talking about somebody who's been tortured as a POW? To pretend that Donald Trump is actually a decent man is to ignore reality. ",
"DAY-YAM. Good one.",
"Do you honor the man in the same year as Rosa Parks and Muhammed Ali for the Ellis island medal of honor? Must be somewhat decent \n\n",
"Lol. Unexpected Meeseeks. Ripping good laugh.",
"That's pretty damn risky, hope everything goes ok for her and the baby.",
"Watergate took two years ",
"You know Obama inherited the wars. Right?",
"\"I like soldiers that don't get injured.\"\n\n-- Trump, possibly.",
"Senator Duckworth is now going to be the first sitting member of Congress ever to give birth! Their birth announcement was a line of ducks, that said “duck, duck, duck, DUCKLING!”\n\n🦆 🦆 🦆 🐥 ",
"I don't really see how that's relevant. He's given numerous, clear, public, examples of his racism, incompetence, arrogance, and stupidity... Throughout both the campaign and his presidency. There's a good deal of data at this point. ",
"Wasn't specifically using that example",
"Okay but thats the topic we are discussing.",
"But deep inside, if the baby was born with no legs (yeah, going to hell, I got it) that would be a once in a lifetime irony. \n\nI can’t believe I said that. I can’t be the only one thinking this.",
"[Zero.](http://dailysignal.com/2018/02/07/americas-long-history-military-parades/)",
"It's one example several where you losing your grasp on reality.",
">It means we have a coward for president \n\n",
"Yeah. He's the president. You wouldn't be allowed to be elected if you wanted to stop the wars.",
"Yeah, they're not the same coin. As far as I can tell, Trump is an awful person with little or no empathy. Obama made some mistakes but he was a good person. Different coins which sometimes land the same side up.",
"Oh I'm aware of China's influence around the world. My question was whether or not our policy to contain their sphere of influence is bombing civilians and toppling governments, because that's what we're doing over there. Ok I looked up the Uyghur people. What do I do with this information? Do we invade China now because they don't treat their people how we think they should? ",
"Good for her, really, but that is awfully late... The risk factors all go up exponentially at that age.",
"Neat how you jumped on that ignoring altogether his actual point.",
"1 x kim jong-il",
"uh what? I was talking about a Trump vs. Duckworth election and the dude brought up Obama being responsible for her missing legs, who's ignoring who? his comment had nothing to do with mine. also I didn't ignore it, I called him out for bringing up an irrelevant and ignorant point. fuck off.",
"No his entire point was Obama promised to end a way he escalated dramatically. You just missed it. Learn to read shitheel.",
"Fun fact, Braullio Castillo is now in prison for murdering his wife. ",
"How does Obama's promise to end the war have anything to do with him being responsible for her missing legs? Also re-read my original comment, did I mention anything about culpability for the Iraq War? He completely ignored what I said to make an attack on Obama. Why the fuck should I engage in that line of conversation when it has nothing to do with my original comment? Who is missing points here you fucking moron?",
"So, tell me she's running for president. God please.",
"Both her children were conceived through IVF, so not as many as you think!",
"\"But Lt. Dan...\"",
"Neither were rich families young men sent off to College. So how about instead you and your fine crop of anti-Trumpers show moral outrage at the demographics that were sentenced to fight strangers in a strange land?\n\n",
"Relevant to his character of being decent. Decent doesn't mean near perfect. You could say all of that about Obama, people still think he was decent. Does Jeremiah Wright ring a bell? How about Obama's deportation numbers? How about Obama signing off on bombing a doctors without borders and the record numbers of civilians killed by the rest those bombs? What about him lying about the gender pay gap? Lying about Hillary Clinton private serve? Letting Flint, MI go without water for 7 years.... Decent guy though. All I'm saying is you're bias and that's wrong. You should judge a president by his policies really in my opinion",
"Just too intelligent for you Anti-Trump, liberal types to understand. \n\nWomen and rich children sent to College were exempt from the draft. Getting angry over one demographic and not the other just exposes your lunacy and your bigotry\n\nHow about instead showing revulsion for the institution of drafting poor families young men , especially young black males. To fight in useless wars killing other young men in far away lands\n\nI can imagine all you Tammy fans getting angry over the underground railway \"dem cotton picking draft dodgers!\"\n\nyeah you. and ps: get rekt, every downvote is just a hand up saying \"i'm an overly emotional child lacking maturity and logical prowess\"\n\n\n\n",
"Didn't she throw her staff under the bus for recent VA hospital failures rather than take responsibility?",
"Also, the first woman to ever have a baby while a sitting senior. This chick kicks ass!",
"Okay I like how you used my analogy against me because good wordplay, but agree to disagree.\n\nTo quote George Carlin:\n\n\"Its a big club, and you ain't in it\"",
"Whoa shit TIL!",
"> still continued to try to fly the helicopter back to base\n\nThis is honestly more impressive than people realize. You need all four limbs to fly a blackhawk, as there are two pedals that are required to pilot it.",
"Dammit. This just confirms the opposite.",
"OP was referencing Trump's cowardice because Trump dodged the draft by faking an illness. I don't see the connection where OP implied not serving = cowardice that you mentioned. The comment was in reply to:\n\n>Well guess what... “Cadet Bone Spurs” is now the commander in chief. What now?\n\n\"Cadet Bone Spurs\" was specifically referenced to Trump faking an illness to dodge the draft, not for his non-military service.",
"i credit the economic recovery to obama, not the human shit stain you're worshipping. Furthermore, unworldly, uneducated, and not so smart people like you may think that America is still respected, but those of us who can actually afford to travel, and are smart enough to understand the world, can clearly see we have become the laughing stock. Trump ass lickers like you are an endless source of embarrassments we have to apologize. Hope my pc language doesn't hurt your feelings. :)",
"OMG! collusion!!!! /s",
">Women and rich children sent to College were exempt from the draft. Getting angry over one demographic and not the other just exposes your lunacy and your bigotry. How about instead showing revulsion for the institution of drafting poor families young men , especially young black males. To fight in useless wars killing other young men in far away lands\n\nIf you studied history, US citizens were VERY angry over the Vietnam war and the draft in general. That's why there were so many protests. \n\nAnd you misunderstand why people are angry. Exemption and cheating are two very different things. We are not angry because people were exempt from the draft. We are angry at Trump because he faked an illness in order to dodge the draft (I thought Republicans did not like people who broke the rules?) **and** had the gall to insult other veterans. How else would you label his actions if not cowardice?",
"I’m proud to say I voted for her. ",
"Average of what? 170 pounds per person x 117... \n\n19,890 pounds. \n\nOr 9.945 tons.\n\nI think that's tons of people man... literally.... ",
"Except Pat Quinn who was so squeaky clean that we obliterated him when he ran for reelection, opting instead for Rauner.",
"^ mental gymnastics",
"When you speak out against something, and then vote in favor of it, it's hard to continue taking the words seriously.\n\nI mean I get it, he's a Republican and votes like a Republican. I'm not expecting him to spit on the people who elected him. But if you're going to take a stance against something, you need to back that up with actions.",
"no",
"Hug Obama become a Senator? ",
"^ mental midget",
"Don't get in the way of the circle jerk.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IyIJa28-Q\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-6aoTHyAHA\n\nPretty close dude.",
"So if I hug Obama I can become a senator too?",
"Wow, resorting to the \"m word.\" Why are you using such bigoted language?",
"It is just a blip. Those retards didn't get anything done.",
"How many ducks is she worth, precisely?",
"Thanks, but you’ve missed out quoting the part where anyone in this comment thread said Obama wasn’t progressive enough in his policies. If that’s because no one said it, just leave it at that and have a good day. If on the other hand, you’re looking for an argument, I’m not your man. ",
"Vs the millions of dead Iraqi civilians caused by Bush?\n\n117 vs millions, yea same thing.",
"It's always a fight till the polls close, I guess.",
"Same thing that got you downvotes I guess. A-holes. A-holes happened.",
"All males 18-25 weren't required to register with the selective service? ",
"on*",
"I mean Trump came for McCain for being a POW and he still got elected.",
"Except less than half of the country voted for him. This dictators you mention had much larger support when put into power ",
"The last Illinois senator worked out pretty well for us. Just saying.",
"Is it a contest? Bush is a peice of shit too",
"I'm glad I read it wrong I thought it said she was hanging onto I was like oh god that's fucked ",
"I would do anything to avoid draft too. I wouldn't want to go kill a bunch of Vietnamese that didn't do anything to me. I really don't get why draft dodging pointless wars is considered cowardly.",
"Someday you could win gold or murder your wife. You just gotta take that first step. ",
"*That* would rattle a few tea cups.\n\nIt would be one hell of an election.. please make it happen, yanks.",
"Soon Obama supporters will have to wear badges. ",
"Holy fuck you simpleminded ass...YOU MISSED HIS FUCKING POINT.",
"...he said, not responding to anything I wrote. you are a child, I'm not engaging in this anymore. disabling inbox replies, bye!",
"She is not like Hillary and can take on cadet bone-spur.",
"I'm really proud to say that she represents me in the Senate. Living fucking legend, dude. I hope she sticks around for a while.",
"I can see she's not like Hillary. I actually like her!\n\nAlso, an *asian woman* making Trump a one-term-failure would be a defeat so sweet you could glaze a cake with it.",
"Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Its a fact Biss is rising in the polls and us Illinoisans deserve a non-billionaire governor. ",
"I'm heating up the sugar. ",
"You can bet the GOP would be wearing purple heart Band-Aids like they did to mock John Kerry. ",
"This is why peer support is so important. You don't feel supported if someone merely tells you that you can do it, it's much more powerful when it comes from someone further on that journey than you.",
"In my experience 9/10 times that happens it is because the bill he normally would have voted against is bundled with something that he cares about more.\n\nI think Bernie Sanders explained it very well in the debate against Clinton when discussing why he voted for the 1994 crime bill.",
"nah, i mostly shitpost in hockey subreddits, if putin would pay me for chirping oilers fans id be on board though",
"There is not a single honorable person serving in the Trump Regime. ",
"While I agree with your points. I think that the parade could do some good. I think that the American people could stand to have some public events that can distract them from the mundane bullshit that the news channels go on about. The Super Bowl kind of did this, I feel like there was some stress relieved across all of society because of it. \n\nIt's sort of like the royal wedding, crowning ceremony, and other things they do in the UK and other parts of Europe. Its a healthy escape for the public. Also, while I agree that it's a pain in the ass to prepare for don't you think it would also feel nice for the troops in the parade to hear the cheers from the public? Just my two cents, I think it could be helpful. ",
"Proof",
"eh the economic recovery is something that is worthy of a lot of debate, 8 years to crawl out of a recession isnt exactly a spirited recovery. Sure we are back to structural unemployment levels, but wage growth is still stagnant, (3% finally woo...) and there is a heck of a lot of underemployment. We have a system now where we have roughly tripled the college graduation rate in the population with no real wage growth. Couple that with rising college costs and id argue real wages are down if you account for the fact that employment and pay hasnt changed, but now the average student has to generate a significant chunk of debt before they are employable at a living wage (inb4 shitting on people with liberal arts degrees)",
"No Kendrick references? ",
"I agree with everything you said, except Democrats play the game the exact same way. They refuse to work with Republicans on anything, just like Republicans did when Obama was in power.",
"The american healthcare system is a joke (literally it is a joke in most of the world.) ACA was romneycare, and it was a slight improvement on a bad system. I said specifically it was a half measure, and i dont think it was a step in the right direction, it just was slightly better than no change at all. There are a few good provisions in it, but it didnt change the underlying system at all which is the issue. \n\nTrump/republicans tried to repeal it and got cockblocked by even their supporters realizing they had no alternative plan other than lolfreemarket will make inelastic goods cheap even with virtual monopolies and high barriers to entry in basically every market. \n\nSimilar story for daca really, our immigration system is broken. We do (imo) need a secure border and a merit based immigration system. DACA was another half measure that allowed us to break our stated rules to keep promising immigrants (a working immigration system would allow us to keep them legally.) I dont agree with people that want open and unregulated immigration, it doesnt work anywhere else, and it wouldnt work here. We do however need a logical immigration system. Again similar to ACA the republicans offer on the table is \"look lets repeal this system and then we promise to come up with a good, nonpartisan solution later, pinkie swear.\" ",
"Right. Fascists tend not to cut taxes and regulation. They increase the power of the state. Nazi Germany had very strict environmental, labor, health, and safety regulations and the government used subsidies, regulations, and other incentives to encourage businesses to undertake activities the government favored.\n\nGerman economic policy was essentially just welfare state corporatism, a highly regulated form of capitalism with high government spending. It's not that far off from many social democracies' policies, except that it's not democratic.",
"\"(although Congress is pretty much to blame for letting that happen).\"\n\n100% agree, the incredible and increasing ineptitude of the legislative branch has completely eroded any trust or faith in that branch of government. They cant keep the government running day to day, they cant solve even relatively simple problems set in front of them, they are impotent when it comes to punishing blatant malfeasance. Pretty much the only thing they can agree on is expanding surveillance programs and throwing more money at the defense industry. ",
"Eh, great is too strong for ACA i agree, but I do contend it made a bad system slightly more tolerable. It did drive costs up astronomically for many people and basically revolved around forcing young people to pay exorbitant premiums to subsidize the premiums of older voters which yeah is shitty. ",
"Thank you, i wish this were higher up. The ACA isnt universal and you nailed part of the reason that our system is so broken which is the payment mechanism. ",
"did the other senators have to stand?",
"I am Canadian. Our veterans struggle for those same benefits and support in field. \n\nHer video was very inspiring. Thank you for introducing her to me. ",
"You ever ride a handcycle? I keep losing the NYC marathon to Ludovic Narce. But Imma catch that fucker some day.",
"Oh man you’re right, I admit. So what happened? \n\nWhy doesn’t Nancy Pelosi stand for troops? \n\nWhy doesn’t Schumer want a parade anymore? \n\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/255643-senate-democrats-block-va-funding-bill%3famp - and why would they vote against this bill?",
"Nothing to respond to, you continue to miss what was posted.",
"He'll never, ever be 100% all the classical fascist traits so therefore you can never compare him to fascists until the stormtroopers are kicking doors down.",
"Mmmmm they might be playing the same game, but Republicans have taken it to a new extreme. Under Obama, the ACA was written by Republicans but shot down because it would be signed into law by a Democrat President.\n\nI honestly would like some examples of Democrats roadblocking legislation they wrote and decided to shoot down because Republicans liked it too.",
"And she's a SHE. You're right...",
"> My question was whether or not our policy to contain their sphere of influence is bombing civilians and toppling governments, because that's what we're doing over there\n\nyour question clearly arises from your cultural disregard for the antiquity of US-Middle Eastern relations.\n\nFirst thing you must be aware of is that it was the Sultan of Muscat and Oman who was initially driven into Andrew Jackson's hands because of colonial despotism of Britain and France. The Sultan believed making commercial ties with the republic of America will expel the influence of colonial empires.\n\nRemember, it was Andrew Jackson who drove out the British army from US soil. As the Sultan had no means to release the shackles of colonial tokenism, he went to those who had.\n\nIn other words, it was the Middle East who went to America, not the US imposing on the Middle East.\n\nAs for US policy on it's *war on terrorism*, I appreciate you are repulsed by the bombing of civilians and territorial-engagement. But I want to ask you *what's the alternative?*",
">Dodge draft, get called Coward, etc\n>Get drafted get called \nCoward, murder, etc\n\nVietnam war was a waste, you shouldn't advocate for it. ",
"If a veterans political position would in the Republicans view make the US less safe, why are they not allowed to make that argument?\n\nJust because you are a veteran does not mean your policy view cannot be wrong ",
"You and me both....I don't give a duck what party she's in I just want to be a part of this justiceboner train",
"Hugging Obama.\n\nYup, she's a democrat.",
"And we are all going to hell for laughing.",
"The alternative.....to....killing thousands of civilians, ravaging the land, and continuing the process of creating future generations of terrorists?? Is that a real question?? I don't know...maybe *not* doing that? Pulling out of all foreign affairs, and by that I mean all 100+ countries that we have troops in that are not allied nations with cooperative bases, and leaving the world the hell alone? If our current policy in the middle east is the only way to maintain our influence, then we don't need to maintain an influence there.",
"Who said all?\n\nI'm sure there's some people who Trump actually paid for their work. There's an awful lot of people who didn't, though. Enough that it's starting to look like a pattern of behavior - hire people, complain about the work regardless of how it was performed, wait to be sued, settle for pennies on the dollar.\n\nThere's a whole little cottage industry in NJ/PA/NY around \"won't provide any services to the Trump organization ever again\". ",
"You said all",
"> The american healthcare system is a joke (literally it is a joke in most of the world.)\n\nAnd yet many people come to the US for treatment. \n\n> ACA was romneycare\n\nNo, romneycare failed and was limited to one state. \n\n> Trump/republicans tried to repeal it \n\nNope. There was never a bill that repealed it. Look through all the versions of AHCA. They are all rejiggering of numbers, reassessing risks, how much states pay vs federal government pays per year, how stuff is funded, etc... A true repeal is the Mo Brooks amendment, that was discarded as soon as it was proposed: Obamacare would be repealed in it's entirety as if it never happened. \n \n",
">The alternative.....to....killing thousands of civilians, ravaging the land, and continuing the process of creating future generations of terrorists??\n\nI've downvoted you because you continue to exaggerate and misappropiate your cynicism that is essentially from your complete disregard to the facts, such as this here...\n\n> and by that I mean all 100+ countries that we have troops in that are not allied nations with cooperative bases\n\nFirst, this again is a gross distortion. 100+ countries??! what planet are you from?\n\nSecond, pulling out of all foreign affairs? The world doesn't work like that. What are you going to do for oil? Goods? How you going to adjust the economy with such a rupture? The US is trading with these countries and it's impossible to reverse such pacts that have existed for hundreds of years. Think about where you device you using to advocate sudden and absolute isolation comes from before you respond in your SJW voice.\n\nDid you not read my last comment?? It was the Middle-East that *went to* the US in the 1800s, not the other way round. \n\n> and leaving the world the hell alone?\n\nThat's a two-way street, m' dude. There's no way the terrorist organisations that are embedded within the local areas of Middle-East, such as Al'qaeda. ISIS, etc, are going to stop their spurious oppression on the local communities- areas of which the US is trading with. Neither will such an *withdrawl absolute* finish these groups open campaigns in other areas, such as in Europe, again trading-partners with the US.\n\n> If our current policy in the middle east is the only way to maintain our influence, then we don't need to maintain an influence there.\n\nThis is why I dropped in China's examples of such foreign policy; although, I admit, I misapplied the Urygur group.\n\nYou can't have it both ways. You criticise valiantly the current US policy, which stems from ignoramus facts, yet you choose to pass over China's policy on the decimation of Myanmar population. What about what Russia is doing in the Ukraine?\n\nAnd I've still yet to see you propose a serious substitute to the current strategy.",
"I guess you haven't read the bill. Here's what it says about the individual mandate:\n\nPART VIII—INDIVIDUAL MANDATE\n\n23 SEC. 11081. ELIMINATION OF SHARED RESPONSIBILITY\n\n24 PAYMENT FOR INDIVIDUALS FAILING TO\n\n25 MAINTAIN MINIMUM ESSENTIAL COVERAGE.\n\n26 (a) IN GENERAL.—Section 5000A(c) is amended— \n(1) in paragraph (2)(B)(iii), by striking ‘‘2.5\n\n2 percent’’ and inserting ‘‘Zero percent’’, and\n\n3 (2) in paragraph (3)—\n\n4 (A) by striking ‘‘$695’’ in subparagraph\n\n5 (A) and inserting ‘‘$0’’, and\n\n6 (B) by striking subparagraph (D).\n\n7 (b) EFFECTIVE DATE.—The amendments made by\n\n8 this section shall apply to months beginning after Decem9\nber 31, 2018. \n\n\nThat's not a repeal. That's not even close to a repeal. That's just changing a few numbers that can be changed later by future administration in 2020. \n\nhttp://docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20171218/CRPT-115HRPT-466.pdf\n\n",
"You'll note I said nothing about listening to or respecting their opinions on anything in my comment. I said that the Republicans said things like \"I like pilots who don't get shot down\" and \"John Kerry didn't deserve his Purple Hearts.\"\n\nNone of those things has anything to do with the political positions of the veteran in question. They're just disrespectful statements that the GOP would lose their minds over had a Democrat said it about a veteran. ",
"\"And yet many people come to the US for treatment. \"\n\nyeah if you are very wealthy the quality of care is great, if you are not very wealthy the quality of care is not substantially different from any other wealthy nation, if you are poor the care you receive is almost nonexistent, the net result is that we have very poor health outcomes considering how much money we pay. You're on reddit so im fairly certain you have seen the various popular posts showing American healthcare bills for routine procedures running into the hundreds of thousands of dollars. It has also been pointed out in many places that it is cheaper to vacation to Europe and have a surgery than to have it done in the us in many cases and many Americans do travel abroad for surgeries. \n\n\"Nope. There was never a bill that repealed it. \"\n\nAre you really going to say with a straight face that the republicans did not invest time and effort into \"repeal and replace\"...? The fact that they failed to even come up with a bill isnt the same thing as not trying, and the fact that they couldnt even come up with a proposal that wasnt universally panned was my point in the first place. \n\nBTW it disappoints me that your comments are getting so heavily downvoted. I dont agree with you, but shouting down any attempt to debate is why political threads on reddit are such circlejerks and its a big part of the reason our politics are so destructively partisan. ",
"Your first sentence regarding GA did make that point. You are trying to conflate it with others. When the republicans explicitly ran ads against Clelands national security votes. ",
"All you have to do is be within earshot of him because he tells himself this every day. ",
"> Are you really going to say with a straight face that the republicans did not invest time and effort into \"repeal and replace\"...? \n\nYeah, they grandstanded and yelled and marched around to try to make appear that they will make good on their promises. Nothing actually happened. Look at all the versions of the AHCA and none of them repeal obamacare except for the one Mo Brooks amendment. They will get killed in the midterm elections. \n\nhttps://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1628\n\n\n> BTW it disappoints me that your comments are getting so heavily downvoted.\n\nI am used to it. \n",
"Well, you should just come clean when you’re being questioned by such a petty officer.",
">First, this again is a gross distortion. 100+ countries??! what planet are you from?\n\nA) Don't be rude. B) I didn't just pull that number from my ass.\n\nhttp://www.businessinsider.com/us-military-personnel-deployments-by-country-2017-3\n\nhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2017/03/28/all-the-countries-worldwide-with-a-u-s-military-presence-infographic/#ed3691728cf5\n\nhttps://www.thenation.com/article/american-special-ops-forces-have-deployed-to-70-percent-of-the-worlds-countries-in-2017/\n\n>Second, pulling out of all foreign affairs? The world doesn't work like that. What are you going to do for oil? Goods? How you going to adjust the economy with such a rupture? The US is trading with these countries and it's impossible to reverse such pacts that have existed for hundreds of years. Think about where you device you using to advocate sudden and absolute isolation comes from before you respond in your SJW voice.\n\nSo, it's SJW to be non-interventionist? Whew I'd hate to see what a non-SJW believes in terms of foreign affairs then. Perhaps I wasn't very clear. Please understand I am not saying we need to pull back into our shell and shut the doors and become DPRK. I never said stop trading with those willing to trade with us. Free trade is what should be supporting the world and we don't need to attack and invade, or force agreements to achieve true free trade.\n\n>That's a two-way street, m' dude. There's no way the terrorist organisations that are embedded within the local areas of Middle-East, such as Al'qaeda. ISIS, etc, are going to stop their spurious oppression on the local communities- areas of which the US is trading with. Neither will such an withdrawl absolute finish these groups open campaigns in other areas, such as in Europe, again trading-partners with the US.\n\nNo, it certainly wouldn't put an abrupt end to terrorism, obviously. But it WILL stop/reduce the breeding of future generations into terrorism. These people hate the US because we killed their families and friends and ravaged their home at some point or another in history, and if it goes on and on then so will the breeding of terrorism and it will be a never ending cycle. If action is to be taken to stop the cycle, it is not to keep bombing incessantly and hope that they just *stop being terrorists*. We have to be the ones to wind down operations over there and leave them to their lives. We will still have to deal with the aftermath of the past 18 years for probably the next 40 years at least, but that's better than it being 100 or more. We're not serving the same purpose we were in the 1800's. We are exploiting the land and people for oil, drugs, and so government contractors can make billions \"rebuilding\" what we destroy.\n\n>You can't have it both ways. You criticise valiantly the current US policy, which stems from ignoramus facts, yet you choose to pass over China's policy on the decimation of Myanmar population. What about what Russia is doing in the Ukraine?\n\nCan't have what both ways? Stop involving ourselves in foreign disputes and....what's the other thing? We aren't the world police and it's time we stop acting like we are. \n\n>And I've still yet to see you propose a serious substitute to the current strategy.\n\nIt really sounds like you're advocating for everything we do overseas. Are you a neo-con? I am not a strategist but you don't have to be to understand that a lot of what we do overseas is wrong, and I don't just mean in the middle east. Iv'e yet to see you offer substantial reasoning for why our current strategy is righteous. ",
"Nah cunt ur dumb",
"well if you try hard you can murder your girlfriend too",
"Funded ISIS, inflamed racial tensions, sold out our interests, and forced us to subsidize the health insurance industry come readily to mind.",
"It's based on the results of his presidency\n I voted for him twice, don't get ke wrong, but he left us culturally in the gutter. Jackson is the only president who did right by us.",
"> Shhhh, they hate those pesky facts.\n\nI like how this is always the response to blatant bullshit. ",
"I am surprised Pistorius story was not as big as OJ, I thought it had legs ",
"I seem to recall a very dramatic thumbs down from McCain stopping a terrible healthcare act to replace the ACA....",
"How would a smaller defense budget like many Democrats have stated that they are for help or hurt veterans?",
"\"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth\" \n\nAnother Teddy Roosevelt gem. ",
"Aannd we have Godwin's Law in qty-2 posts, ffs",
"Those links you posted didn't all get through my adblockers, which goes to show the quaility of information there.\n\nThey're not entirely accurate either. They accumalate all the data as a whole which comes out with deceptive results.\n\nFor one thing, US deployment of military is partnered with other countries, not always in the scope of aggressive foreign-policy. Have you not heard of the UN???\n\nAlso, US military bases are located, not in allied countries such as UK, but also US dominions such as Hawaii and Japan.\n\nThe articles have incuded such contravances along with actual US conflicts, not just today, but also in the past, which is where you're getting such inaccuracies.\n\nSo it's still as your reactive irudite statement stands.\n\n>A) Don't be rude.\n\nThat's more to do with the voice in your head, I'm afraid. It would be impossible for me to satisfy your dirision.\n\n>So, it's SJW to be non-interventionist? Whew I'd hate to see what a non-SJW believes in terms of foreign affairs then. \n\nYou have not demonstrated in the slightest whatsoever any alignment to such a policy, which is why alliniate the term *\"SJW\"* and *\"Isolationism.\"* Obviously, I can understand how the diffence in terms perplexes you.\n\n>We aren't the world police and it's time we stop acting like we are.\n\nFirst, you're not. Second, what's the alternative to current policy?? Yet again, you avoid addressing this.\n\n>It really sounds like you're advocating for everything we do overseas. Are you a neo-con?\n\nOnly in your head and you are the only person that can change that.\n\n>I am not a strategist but you don't have to be to understand that a lot of what we do overseas is wrong\n\nThat there is a misnomer you're using to defend your feverent philistinism. \n\nI am defending the current policy in Afghanistan. I have simply shared the exact knowledge of the origins of US relations with the Middle-East as well as give other examples of other nations far more questionable approaches. \n\nIf you can't follow that chain of analysis to the educated conclusion that the current state of affairs is not easily resolved by a hard withdrawl and continue to berate such consequences, then it's impossible to take you seriously.\n\nYou still have to prove otherwise accurately or definitively.",
"Not because 'we must desperately must believe', but because the Democrats ARE as-equally-bad-if-not-fn-worse,\n\nbut so sad that conflicts with your skewed world-view...",
"Jackson wasn't so great of you were an Indian. Not sure any president bats 100, really.",
">Those links you posted didn't all get through my adblockers, which goes to show the quaility of information there.\n\nSorry I didn't get a source worthy of your ad blocker. Just dismiss it all then if that makes things easier for you.\n\n>They're not entirely accurate either. They accumalate all the data as a whole which comes out with deceptive results. \n\nOk so, you did see the articles or no? Which is it?\n\n>Have you not heard of the UN???\n\nYeah I have, unfortunately.\n\n>The articles have incuded such contravances along with actual US conflicts, not just today, but also in the past, which is where you're getting such inaccuracies.\n\nLet me go ahead and put this whole \"in the past\" thing to rest for you since you either did or did not (?) see the article. \n\n“On a daily basis, we sustain a deployed or forward stationed force of approximately 8,000 across 80-plus countries. They are conducting the entire range of SOF missions in both combat and non-combat situations.” Those numbers, however, only hint at the true size and scope of this global special-ops effort. Last year, America’s most elite forces conducted missions in 138 countries—roughly 70 percent of the nations on the planet, according to figures supplied to TomDispatch by US Special Operations Command. Halfway through 2017, US commandos have already been deployed to an astonishing 137 countries, according to SOCOM spokesman Ken McGraw.\"\n\nThat sounds pretty recent to me. \n\nYour association of SJW and isolationism are perplexing, but that's not because of me.\n\n>First, you're not. Second, what's the alternative to current policy?? Yet again, you avoid addressing this.\n>I am defending the current policy in Afghanistan. I have simply shared the exact knowledge of the origins of US relations with the Middle-East as well as give other examples of other nations far more questionable approaches. If you can't follow that chain of analysis to the educated conclusion that the current state of affairs is not easily resolved by a hard withdrawl and continue to berate such consequences, then it's impossible to take you seriously. You still have to prove otherwise accurately or definitively.\n\nI don't have anything to prove. Killing innocent people is objectively immoral. All you've \"proven\" is that we cannot abruptly withdrawal, which I agree with. It has to be slow, staged withdrawal. You haven't shared how the killing of innocents is somehow a necessary part of the policy. That's what this conversation started with. \n\n",
"The issue isn’t necessarily with dodging the draft. I, myself am against the draft and I agree with you, I wouldn’t want to be sent to kill a bunch of Vietnamese either. The criticism of Trump comes from the fact that he acts like he’s pro military but has a history of insulting and ridiculing service members (even going as far as to assert that him avoiding STDs is the same as soldiers avoiding land mines in Vietnam). ",
"Don't forget to take back control of the state legislators. They are the ones able to create gerrymandering and voter suppression. Winning in 2020 requires undoing these in 2018. ",
">I don't have anything to prove.\r\rThat much was clear. But I have and I did. On several points.\r\rThat is all.",
"See? Told y'all.",
"If you say so, mate. Cheers.",
"a shame the trump and his supporters will never truly understand this picture.",
"I know! I don't know why reddit downvotes corrections of incorrect statements.\n\nThe nationality of a baby born on a base is the same as the nationality of a baby born outside a base, in fact. There are just a few countries who have *jus soli* but almost all recognize *jus sanguinis*. Interestingly, the easiest way of getting three citizenships is being born to two parents of different nationalities in a *jus soli* country.\n\nI knew a guy who had three citizenships, but he did it the hard way by moving countries and naturalizing. Still pretty neat.",
"Aww, poor little thing, I'm pretty sure he was talking about all the comments about Trump in this post, sweetie. Are you Ok? Do you need some help? ",
"Completely blind with foolish hatred.",
"I do and did, fella.\r\rGood luck with that voice in your head.\r\rJog on.",
"Fortunately thanks to Jackson there are a lot less indians around for us to have to worry about.",
"The fact that you're having an open discussion about it? I mean, maybe?",
"[GOP repeals individual mandate] (http://fortune.com/2017/12/20/tax-bill-individual-mandate-obamacare/) headline from Fortune Magazine. The \"few numbers that got changed\" are the *individual mandate*. It's a tax penalty if you fail to buy insurance. It's what was supposed to motivate people to remain insured, now the penalty amount is zero. By common definitions the individual mandate of ACA has certainly been repealed. ",
"That's a low effort response no matter how it's taken. I'll admit, I was mildly curious about the Jackson thing too. It seemed so weird.",
"What's an orange . . . never mind, I don't think I want to know.",
"I posit that Trump's too dumb to be a fascist. To qualify a country's chief executive as a fascist they'd have to have a platform. Trump doesn't have a platform even, he just thinks immigrants are bad and the US should have more money (although his endorsement of huge amounts of spending doesn't help with that).",
"Yeah because Trump supporters are dragging her through the mud for having the audacity to call Trump cadet bone spurs.",
"> enacted social programs that were being used elsewhere, such as 'jobs for everyone' programs, ie-work doing what we tell you or get sent to a camp.\n\nThere's a name for that, but it's not \"socialism\".",
"> By common definitions the individual mandate of ACA has certainly been repealed.\n\nI don't think you know what the word \"repeal\" means. Your \"common definition\" is not the actual definition of the word. \n\n > It's what was supposed to motivate people to remain insured, now the penalty amount is zero. \n\nUmm. People bought health insurance prior to Obamacare's existence. If your defense of the turd is that it motivates people to by overpriced insurance that is mandated by law, then it can be applied to anything and everything. Let's have a law that forces people to buy vitamins or food or Honda Civics. Yeah, there's really no point in trying to explain to someone that is not OK to force people to buy X. ",
"Ok.\nEdit: you sure are smart, knowing what words mean and comparing complex systems to objects and events in your daily life. Maybe someday I'll get there and understand it the way you do. And knowing how to copy paste. Fortune magazine should interview you instead of hiring market analysts. ",
"I neither understand, nor agree with that saying. Or my downvotes. I'd assume since this post is about a military vet, people reading would also be absolutely in worship of Mattis. \n\nNot only are you entirely wrong, as his character consists of everything an honorable man would wish to be, he is also intelligent, open minded, reasonable, a top tier leader, loves his country, understands the world with all its differences, and is basically the epitome of what I consider a hero. \n\nI don't know a single Marine who doesnt think the world of him, and few military vets that don't heavily respect the man. He's neither Republican nor Democrat, but bases his decisions on what is smart, and what does the most good for the most people. \n\nHell, just look at his most recent decision, protecting Dreamers who are serving. He wont allow them to be deported. \n\nSo downvote me if you all want to, but you can all suck it, because you're wrong.",
"Here is the full roast. The comment by the chairman at the end always brings a huge smile to my face. \n \nhttps://youtu.be/d6CYhNDdGJ0 ",
"Time well spent indeed.",
"Yea besides silencing whistleblowers in the VA and ignoring the major issues that veterans in her state faced, she's great!",
"Does that not seem a tad fucked up to you? What the hell is the point of freedom then?",
"He may have been all things at some point, but he threw it all away when he decided to serve a traitor. In doing so he has betrayed his oath and his country. He is complicit in the crimes committed by this regime. Fuck him. He can go to prison with the rest of team treason. ",
"Wow, aren't you edgy?\n\n\"Traitor\" \"Betrayed\" \"Crimes\" \"Treason\"\n\nStrong words. Too bad none of them are accurate. I don't enjoy the choices of our white house either, but none of them are, as yet, criminal. Some of them are downright stupid. Like, very low IQ, uneducated; stupid. But illegal? No.\n\nMaybe you should actually look some of these people up. Research their actions since they've been instated. Some of them have been keeping this country together. From your aggression, I'm going to assume most of your knowledge about the President's cabinet comes from a facebook echo chamber. ",
"Clearly you have not been paying attention. Checkout r/Keep_Track ",
"That I can agree with. I just don't like that whole attitude of draft dodgers being cowards. I mean take Tammy Duckworth. She lost both legs to a pointless war in Iraq. We haven't really improved that country or the people's lives and only really succeed in destroying their buildings and people.",
"There's a difference between us being *under* a facsist system and a specific person *being* facsist.\n\nLike, if we elected a person who was a communist, that doesn't suddenly make us a communist country.\n",
"So what? She's a hero cause she lost her legs? I like people who don't lose their legs",
"Not low effort, it's the truth. He recognized that you can't coexist with an enemy.",
"No, I meant low energy as in you're not trying hard enough. Either your world view is lazy / uninformed, or you're just trying to get a rise out of people and doing a poor job of it.",
"I studied history, you didn't . I know that the peace movement was funded by USSR and that colleges were safe havens for rich people's kids.\n\nFact is women were as exempt from the draft as Trump was so if you bigots get upset over one and not the other you are simply exposing your own inner failings as human beings\n\nWorse, draft is literally slavery, so how about being morally superior and hating that ANYONE was drafted rather than focusing on those who weren't.\n\n",
"So you think America would be half the nation it is today if someone hadn't had the balls to do the \"evil\" thing and take what we needed?",
"Wut?\n\nThe only \"all\" in that sentence refers to \"all\" if his defenders handwaving the things he said during the campaign. Do you even read, bro? ",
"Do you? Lol",
"More energy. Supporting genocide, but plausibly evil. Good improvement. ",
">implying that I've changed anything.\n\nCall it evil all you like. We wouldn't be here if he hadn't done it.",
"I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not... For the moment I will assume that you are being sarcastic and that you truly can see the virtue in someone putting themselves in harms way, and indeed being harmed in a very profound manner, so that you can continue to enjoy the lifestyle and freedoms that would indeed be wasted on someone like you if you were not being sarcastic.",
"Considering that is exactly how 'socialism' operated over the past century it *is* the name for that.\n\nSocialism killed over 100 million people in the 20th century doing exactly this sort of thing.",
"You're confusing Communism with Socialism, something the Right in the USA has been fostering for decades.",
"Do you not understand the difference between exemption and cheating? Trump was not originally exempted. He faked a medical illness to get exemption status. This is why we are upset with him. He cheated and insulted those who did go to war. Being upset with cheaters and being upset with the draft are not mutually exclusive. ",
"USSR - United Soviet Socialist Republics\n\nEveryone calls it Communism, it calls itself socialism. The two are so closely intertwined that it can be diffcicult for someone who is not a Poli Sci major to care enough to separate the two.\n\nThe end result of either one is the same.\n\n100 million people killed by the ideologies and people *still want them*.",
"And North Korea calls itself a Democratic Republic, but it's clearly neither. Authoritarian regimes have a habit of lying about what they are.",
"Yes, yet socialism and communism are related, unlike the oligarchy/dictatorship compared to democracy.\n\nThe Socialist theory has it that Communism is the pathway to Socialism. Ergo, Communists and Socialists can be lumped together.",
">The Socialist theory has it that Communism is the pathway to Socialism. \n\nYou are misinformed."
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"I’ve never heard of that place ",
"It's a mountain in Sapporo. There's a viewing platform at the top.",
"Where is Sapporo?",
"Japan",
"I thought so because of the beer but didn’t want to assume"
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"That's awesome. He's beautiful. Hope this gets to the top page.",
"Peeping Todd",
"What if I were domesticated?",
"Looks like he needs a snack and blanket. ",
"Peeping fodd. ",
"Beautiful! My hair doesn't look this good and I have a means of caring for it.",
"Hi there Swiper",
"It probably heard from it's buddy from one of the other posts that made the front page, hoomans will give you good food, and it's wondering why you are taking you so long.",
"Only thing he’s looking for is a foxy momma ",
"Looks like a fox I think.",
" she's foxy ",
"Are you not?",
"He seems to be in the mood for a nice hot cup of cocoa. ",
"Didn't know stuffed foxes could move \n\n[https://i.imgur.com/TucGi67.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TucGi67.jpg)",
"https://i.imgur.com/nt9P7Is.jpg",
"Psssh, all you did was flip the picture.",
"Tonight, on FOX...",
"Little fox, what are you looking for?",
"I love his little black socks!",
"Excellent pic. Makes me wonder what it's thinking. ",
"So pretty!",
"Anyone peeping in on my wife and me in our living room deserves to see what they see and the scarring it will cause!",
"I love this",
"some cocoa perhaps",
"It's likely me",
"In a mug please"
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"\"Here. Have some Happy. Yerwelcome.\"",
"Derp. ",
"I never realized Dobermans are derp machines until I got him. ",
"Does anybody else see the nostrils as eyes and a nose in the middle? The thumbnail, to me, looks like a brown face with a big mouth and I had to double check the subreddit lol. \n\nOtherwise, awww pupper."
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The best boy.
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"Missing the Neapolitan shake.",
"Easily the worst fast food chain ive ever ate at. ",
"It was sitting off to the side, actually",
"It's okay to be wrong.... .___.",
"Every town in Utah has at least one made-to-order burger joint. Next time, give yourself an opportunity to try some local food to go along with the local scenery. In Salt Lake county, I recommend Salt City Burgers.",
"Yup it takes all kinds. ",
"Right now, my local scenery is the University hospital.\n\nMaybe for dinner. Lol",
"So sorry if you're at the hospital for health reasons. Hope you're getting better. \n\n\n\nTo help you heal: Chedda Burger, B&D Burgers, Crown Burgers, Hires Big H, TonyBurgers, and of course The Pie because you can't eat burgers every meal. All in the U area. And no reason to go to The Pie without grabbing a U-gurt next door for dessert.",
"It's for my mom's heart surgery, actually, but thank you.\n\nAnd who says I can't have a burger for every meal?\n\nD:< Lol"
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My favorite picture from Utah yet
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"Panel location and circuit number.",
"LP is lighting panel.",
"[The numbers! What do they mean!](https://i.imgur.com/aeOXvvJ.gif)",
"Correct",
"/u/samsheffer, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/samsheffer&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wb8mn/at_the_airport_what_do_these_numbers_mean/?context=10\\))"
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At the airport — what do these numbers mean?
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"Great stock market tanks and some nude guys ass under the meteors. What a day! Nice pic though. Where?",
"You have 3 arms ?",
"Great shot!\n\nCare to share some of the photographic details: camera, lens, exposure, iso?",
"Self timer on tripod",
"Aha thank you, this was taken in Port Bruce, Ontario Canada",
">hands down\n\n... my pants. Nice ass!",
"Fujifilm XT20 - Rokinon 12mm Lens - 30 second exposure @ ISO 1600 ☺️",
"Thanks for that - I’m always interested to see how various sensors handle longer exposures. The XT20 seems nice. It’d be interesting to see it head to head with an A7r111 ",
"Thanks I think? Lol",
";)",
"Is that a full moon?",
"Half submerged haha "
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That one time I ran out into the water, tripod in the sand and took a nude selfie during the Perseids meteor shower. I’m the full res photo you can spot a few meteors dashing just above my head to the right of me... it’s a shot that I’m most proud of hands down
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[
"I saw one of the mayor or whatever on Amazon for like $400",
"$400!?! That’s crazy. ",
"Yeah I was REALLY surprised, I didn't think it was possible for collections of anything to have value anymore!",
"They must have done a limited run of it. "
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A couple Nightmare Before Christmas Funko Pops from inside my computer.
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[
"Karen Pence looks like Ms. Swan ",
"Wow, totally. Same basic disposition too.",
"He looks like a singular testicle",
"Please keep these politician comparisons coming, they are wonderful",
"You can both be right.",
"And is a powerful word!",
"I thought deepfakes were banned?! ",
"I have a feeling Im going to wake up and see a front page post of Trump compared with Granny Clampett",
"Weirdest boner",
"Mother!",
"[You're not wrong.](https://imgur.com/RCQQxOO)",
"I don't recall ever being a hillbilly.",
"I’m always curious to see pics of the juveniles who mock the appearance of others. No doubt they are ashamed of their own looks and personality. ",
"Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.",
"Nailed it.",
"He's more like the puddle of bubblin' crude. Oil that is.",
"https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0Iy0sxvaOjQltnoI/200w.gif",
"Na granny would have smoked the pot.",
"No, Jeff Sessions looks like [Dana Carvey](https://d3j0sq6zklqdqq.cloudfront.net/photos/2015/11/06/107-30368-dana-carvey-2-1446830237.png)",
"You know, that just feels accurate.",
"Irene \"Granny\" Ryan would have made a great AG.",
"*Republican\n\nI'd be shocked if Reddit/this sub made one of these about a democrat",
"hilarious",
"He looks looks like he should be under a bridge waiting to eat billy goats 🐐. ",
"I'd lol. I'm liberal af, but fuck 97% of the politicians regardless of party affiliation.\n\n Stephen Colbert does a bit like this almost every night, and he includes democrats. Granted, it's 90% repubs 10% dems. Just saying, lighthearted comedy about politics or politicians doesn't get people riled up. *unless youre Donald Trump. Or an army of Russian bots.",
"*Everybody* looks like Dana Carvey. ",
"We get it. Conservetards look like and behave like hillbillies.",
"Thats uncanny!",
"Username fits ",
"Thought this was /r/crossview for a second",
"Quit insulting Granny.",
"Difference: Granny's growing some killer bud on the back 40. ",
"Found the triggered republican ",
"Hey, you did it! You were able to post that comment from the other one!",
"[first doctor who](https://imgur.com/a/f0oCs)",
"Jeff Sessions would be great DJ name.",
"Mitt Romney looks like Bruce Campbell.",
"He was a master of disguise.",
"Down to the hairline. ",
"Lol thanks for the insight, Freud.",
"You feel slightly less compelled to trash talk people that are not actively out to make your day worse. Just compare the political jokes about Eastern Germany leadership to how Churchill was respected.",
"Interesting response. ",
".... yeah...\n\n“Looks like”",
"I have no issue with your first statement, but the second one is just so presumptuous, arrogant, and more than likely incorrect.",
"Equally interesting. Thank you. ",
"Am I not *turtley* enough for the *turtle* club?",
"As of right now, 30 redditors were triggered by your comment.",
"Found Jeff.",
"That’s always a funny attempt at a put down. Lol. Thanks. ",
"Nailed it.",
"By the transitive property, Jeff Sessions looks like Mitch McConnell!",
"The resemblance to Granny is uncanny!",
"I've always thought sessions looked like a turtle.",
"“Did you ever impersonate a woman on a television show?”\nI\n“I do not recall”",
"Jefferson Beauregard Sessions! How do you like yer possum, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?",
"He resembles the Keebler elf as well",
"I personally think that Steve Bannon looks like Mad-Eye Moody but my friends don't see it.",
"Soooo you’re saying Sessions is fucking awesome?",
"Wasn't she smokin crawdads down by the river with Jethro?",
"Sessions is a cunt",
"Except the person who posted this is just some guy, and you are equally capable of posting one.\n\nIf you just want to bellyache that's fine, but I'd rather see a dog that looks like Chuck Shumer. ",
"Fuck Jeff sessions ",
"He looka lika man.",
"> how Churchill was respected.\n\nYou must mean post WW2 cuz pre-WW2 his political career was fairly messy and he was viewed with great skepticism. ",
"Wow...\nThe resemblance is uncanny.",
"Lmao what a dick that idiot is ",
"This! 100% this! Personally I do not believe that you make it to Congress / Senate / Presidency without selling at least part of your soul to corporate overlords or special interests or whatever. They could pass laws that fix this, but they won't. Because that would be voting against their own pocket books. \n\n",
"That will never get old",
"I'm a TD conservative and I think it's funny.",
"#*M O D S P L S*",
"Reintarnation!",
"No, he looks like Beverly Leslie of Will & Grace: https://youtu.be/oifkmM7CCvM",
"My comment I believe......",
"Damn straight. Granny Clampett was a self-reliant tough-as-nails honest good hearted lady who didn't mind folks making their own medicine when it was needlessly illegal.\n\n\nJeff Sessions is a worm.",
"> I'd be shocked if Reddit/this sub made one of these about a democrat\n\nWell yeah, this website is dominated by liberals. If that bothers you, there are plenty of conservative boards with OT sections. ",
"Short answer: Granny Clampett is all republicans in power.",
"Fun fact: Irene Ryan, who played Granny is a super respected actor and when she passed away she left all (or most) of her money to start a foundation dedicated to pushing the arts in schools. Lots and lots of kids were able to get scholarships for theater because of her efforts.",
"Keebler elf\n",
"I can see it",
"Hopefully one day, Jeff Sessions will lose all of his property to a civil forfeiture process.",
"So they are awesome? ",
"But he's much more feminine.",
"Well, lets see, the granny of a hillbilly clan. . .She's going to be a racist fake-religious conservative. If this is awesome, then yes. To the rest of the world, this is quite backwards and very much against reality, so no.",
"How dare you sully the good name of Irene Ryan!",
"Oh my god that's uncanny",
"You may not have ever watched the show....... Granny was awesome. ",
"If a lot of old people look alike to the young, does that mean most young look alike to the old? ",
"Haunting",
"She was? Lets see, there was the one where she billed herself as having the cure for the common cold. . .it just took 10 days to work. I guess this kind of anti-intellectualism fact ignoring is precisely what the republicans are about, so that seems right. \n\nI mean, sure, the show was fun. But even on the show she was quite a backwards woman with lots of modern republican beliefs. ",
"Now you're insulting worms. Earthworms convert organic debris into essentially fertilizer for plants, as well as aerating the soil with their tunnels which also promotes better drainage and overall soil mixing. It's overall much better to have earthworms as they are mostly beneficial without any side-effects.\n\n... Unless you meant tapeworms.",
"Oh why must we try, is it really so rough\nThat we must always call each other's Billy Goat's Gruff",
"Constant drunkenness!",
"Too bad people here claim it's a bipartisan place. Just pointing out the hypocrisy",
"Granny *was* admittedly, not sane, had no grasp of reality beyond what she wanted it to be, but tough enough to make that work for her.",
"mhmm judging by the responses here I'm not the one that's upset. I just made an observation about a forum that brags about being bipartisan but really isn't\n\nFound the triggered democrat?",
"Well played, sir...well played\n\n\nSincerely,\n\nOP of McConnell/Granny post",
"Granny was a bit more open-minded than our current cracker-orc AG.",
"Poor wittle butthurt snowflake",
"A parasite on a worm!",
"www.scenecaptured.blogspot.com",
"I'm not the one that's upset bud",
"Why do some many old people wear their glasses so far down their noses?",
"Do you expect the mods to enforce a 1:1 republican:democrat post ratio? \n\n> ok guys some democrat posted, lock the sub till we get a Republican post!\n\nYou are free to post if you aren't seeing what you want to see.",
"[No, that is Mitch McConnell's schtick.](https://images.dailykos.com/images/306189/story_image/102352477-mitch-mcconnell.jpg?1475269898)",
"She's gorgeous pretty beauty.",
"If you call me a democrat again I’ll stab your baby ",
"He looks like an asshole",
"He looka like a homophobe",
"God, I can’t even look at his stupid fucking face without getting pissed. I hope he chokes and dies.",
"WHAT IN TARNATION!?",
"We talked about it in our discord and we're allowing this one.\n\nWe're also discussing banning you both.",
"Jeff Sessions is a complete dipshit",
"Not anymore 😂",
"Obama looks like Satan from the “Bible” tv series [Obama ](https://i.imgur.com/qbNPN9M.jpg) ",
"He looks more like a piece of shit to me.",
"I'm not talking about the what the mods do, I'm talking about the users. It's not that hard to understand",
"Perhaps this is just more of a generic, southern U.S., inbred look? Mitch, Sessions, Granny...who else. \n\nI mean, with Sessions for example, you don't get such a pure, Kentucky-fried, Keebler Elf look without kissing a few cousins. You know what I'm saying?",
"Looks like he is trying to find the way to the cement pond.",
"I actually don’t know which one is Mrs. Pence.",
"So you expect the users to look at the sub each day before posting anything and analyze the content to determine which side is in need of posts?\n\nIt just doesn't work that way.\n\n\nThe sub allows posts from either side. If you feel your side isn't being represented, then post.\n\nIt's not that hard to understand. ",
"/r/murderedby1000words",
"Are you really shifting on a fictional comedy character? ",
"That's no where near the logical interpretation of what I said, I guess it is too hard for you to understand",
"#GREAT /R/PICS POST OP",
"Sure. Call it that if you want. Or, it's reality. I don't care what you call it.",
"DJ. Department of Justice.",
"Now you're insulting tapeworms. Tapeworms have been shown to ease the symptoms of autoimmune disorders and even prevent children from developing asthma or allergies.\n\nJeff Sessions is a cancer. ",
"Granny has a lot of doppelgängers apparently. ",
"=O",
"https://i.imgur.com/US4zF30.gif",
"Actually, he's a Capricorn. ",
"How is this 5th on my front page? ",
"When can we hang Sessions for treason? He is one of the few people i believe truly deserve it. He ignores science so he can line the pockets of the prison and law enforcement agencies",
"In an inbred, vacant, clueless way. He's the one breaking cookies before the boxes get glued shut.\n\nHe also looks like many other things to me, but I can't put my finger on it.",
"Do you ever stop and think, when you say something like that in a public forum, \"everyone is going to think I sound like a moron?\"",
"Prohibition of marijuana is just like your input/company, not wanted and really just makes everything worse",
"Granny was smarter",
"So that's a no. Shame really, a little introspection might prevent you from looking like such an ass.",
"Cool story bruh. Jeff Session sucks and so do you! \n\nNow dont you have some skateboarders to yell at from your lawn?",
"All generic soft doughy white man faces look like granny when they get old",
"/r/pics brags about being bipartisan? Listening to Republicans try and form arguments is funny as hell sometimes. No reality needed. ",
"Granny was definitely smarter than Sessions but they both shared the same Confederate views.\n",
"Her name wasn’t Clampett. She was Jed Clampett’s mother-in-law, not his mother. Her last name was “Moses”.",
"Ah the ol Reddit [Capricorn-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/7wbeyg/was_playing_fetch_with_my_kitten_when_she_used_my/dtzfv5c/?context=1&st=jdgbmqia&sh=e949c96d)",
"> Or, it's reality\n\nSo a TV show is now reality??? Dude, I'm liberal as hell, but what the fuck is wrong with you? ",
"Hillbillys are not? What the fuck is wrong with YOU? Are you one?",
"It was a show making fun of them, not glorifying them. For fucks sake man, just try using common sense... ",
"I like how Peter Segal referred to him on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me--Jeffy, the racist house elf.",
"Jed!!! JEDDDDDD!!!! MS-Thirteen's recruited a giant jack-rabbit!!!!!",
"Yeah but first she had to find a little pot.",
"Hold my superstitions, im going in!",
"Disagreeing and being triggered are two different things. But keep using those buzzwords so people know you're paying attention I guess.",
"And up from the ground comes a bubblin' crude!\n\nOil that is.\n\nBlack gold.\n\nTexas tea.",
"Spot on!",
"Oh man, as opposed to your tactic of taking the worst possible interpretation of an argument just so you can comment on how unreasonable the argument is and base your entire counterpoint on that?\n\n>/r/pics brags about being bipartisan?\n\nI never said r/pics specifically\n\nAlso, your entire second point hinges on the fact that I'm Republican, which unfortunately for you I'm not because I only care about three things in politics at least one of which is a liberal position\n\nSay what you want about me but at least I don't parade around pretending like I'm some debate savant commenting on the argumentation skills of others\n\nBecause you need it, let's look at exhibit B of your tactic, some of the arguments made by your friend u/SomeGuy565 who may or may not have the same political beliefs as you but you probably certainly upvoted\n\n>Do you expect the mods to enforce a 1:1 republican:democrat post ratio?\n\nThe fact that he thinks bipartisian=1:1 ratio, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just pretending to be retarded and that he's not actually that retarded. No reasonable person thinks that someone expects to see a 1:1 ratio of republican/democrat in something labeled as bipartisan\n\nNot to mention, the other half of his argument is based on the unreasonable assumption that there are zero pro-conservative/republican posts on any of these subreddits which is also retarded\n\nand 2\n\n>The sub allows posts from either side. If you feel your side isn't being represented, then post.\n\nr/politics allows posts from both sides and I've even seen pro-Trump articles both posted and allowed by the mods, but even some of the most liberal kids on this site concede it's liberal biased and no longer bipartisan\n\nSo do you really care about reality, or do you only care about reality when you think it's convenient",
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!",
"Still a no then.",
"I read that first little bit. They’re your words. Pics by itself or Reddit as a whole doesn’t brag about shit. There are literally subs for every partisan opinion there is. You’re just making shit up. ",
"Good, I'm trying to eliminate cancers. \n\nAnd then I'll move onto virgos.",
"I am honored you take the time to reply to my post in-between yelling at skateboarders and complaining that the kids are listening to that bad hippity-hop music. I know its hard to type with the arthritis and all. Be well, you should enjoy these last couple of years of life",
"Ya, ya.",
"There are plenty of users on the default subs that claim they're bipartisan and places for objective discussion and/or news dissemination (and unlike certain obvious partisan subs like t_d). Although I don't care to argue this point so if that's the only point you want to make then great, good for you",
"Basically no one claims that. ",
"The only point you’ve attempted to make hinges solely on the opinions of a few random Redditors. Your argument is getting thinner and thinner with each comment. ",
"Yet you can see Granny has more testosterone.",
"According to you? Great. The reason I don't care to discuss this is because it's subjective and a waste of time. Even worse, your argument is also based on assumptions and you want to pretend like you have some objective facts or whatever",
"I have not claimed any objective facts. Literally nothing you’ve said is based in reality, including that. This place is full of bias. Oozing out of every corner. You’d have to be a straight up moron to not know that’s the case, despite what some Redditors claimed one time. And it’s real easy to say ridiculous things and then just say you don’t want to discuss it anymore. Not a good way to get anyone to take you seriously. ",
"Was that supposed to be insulting? Holy shit... The weakness.",
"I think he looks like My Favorite Martian.",
"Her name wasn't Granny Clampett. She was Jed's mother-in-law.",
"I never once said that I personally believed reddit was unbiased, why would I have made my original comment if I believed that? There's a segment of reddit that denies that it's liberal biased, whether just a couple of redditors or a sizeable subpopulation\n\nYou still don't realize how pointless this is? You're claiming only a few redditors think this place isn't liberal biased, I'm saying I have seen plenty of people make statements that deny that and have their comments upvoted so I don't think it's only a couple redditors.\n\nIf you want to nitpick because I made a blanket statement and lumped the entire forum with those \"straight up morons\" then fine you do you",
"Wonderful!",
"There’s not a sizable population. See my previous comment. Everybody with half a brain knows Reddit skews left. Same as almost every other open forum website, as well as the general population. I know damn well how pointless this is. I’m not the one saying things that aren’t true. Reddit doesn’t claim to be anything, it’s just a fact that most people don’t want to hear garbage coming from the right wing when most of it straight up lies and propaganda. They’ve bullied their own way out of conversation. ",
"That is one accurate doppelgänger. ",
"no, not at all. I am actually flattered someone as old as you is taking the time to finger peck insults on the keyboard. Is your grandson helping you? \n\nAnyways, I think Sean Hannity should be on now, so you can beat your meat and get rid of all the excess energy. ",
"I think he kind of looks like [Delores Umbridge.](https://i.imgur.com/BNCG7Dr.jpg)",
"Who the hell would knowingly name their kid Jefferson Beauregard? In the 20th century? ",
"To think of it, I’ve never seen them in the same room together. ",
"DJ D.O.J in the house!",
"/u/alabamdiego, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/alabamdiego&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7wbe6p/no_jeff_sessions_looks_like_granny_clampett/?context=10\\))",
"Is that your usual routine? I mean, it sounds a little odd to me, but whatever works for you I guess.",
"True, they are different things.\n\nBut there's a difference between seeing a comment and disagreeing with it and seeing a comment and taking an action- the only action available- to \"harm\" the person saying it, i.e. downvoting.\n\nBut keep being a condescending jackhole for those upvotes, I guess. ",
"I love the irony you trying to call me stupid for not thinking, and that same day i get the most upvoted post in a thread with thousands of upvotes.\n\nYou are a fucking idiot and clearly the way you think isn't mirrored by reality. Wont respond to you now, chances figure you are going to die of a heart attack any day now anyways, dont wanna rile you up anymore than i have. Though feel free to lick my boots, seeing thats definitely what you do on your free time and might de-stress ya.",
"The acclimation of idiots doesn't make your smarter. You're posts have still been ridiculously stupid."
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[
"When I see something this sedimentary, my eyes start tearing up.",
"You mean 6000 years, right?",
"Eh, looks like God messing around with SimEarth.",
"Nope, millions. If you're one of *those*, just say, \"God created it *old*,\" and move along.",
"But I can't count that high",
"Use toes and drop logs.",
"Throughout millions of years, the Earth was able to wear down to the disc shape that we have today.",
"Just how the fuck does EVERYTHING dissapear around it and it still manages to hold?",
"This is what millions of r/pics photos look like in one year.",
"Where is this and are there more? ",
"There's a disc golf hole on top. ",
"Rebar.",
"Now I want a sandwich.",
"I just see rocks",
"You mean it's still growing?",
"How big is this thing?",
"So the sealevel was that much higher before??",
"History repeats itself.",
"I hope theres a bunch of bird poop on it.",
"This is Dún Briste in Co. Mayo, Ireland. 30 mins from where I'm from.",
"It'll pass.",
"What happened to it making it standing alone?",
"[Serious] How do people believe in religion with stories that 'god' created the earth ~2000 years ago, but we have this scientific proof that the earth is old as fuck. (Not trying to bash on religion, i'm seriously trying to understand how.. what am i missing?)",
"Don't listen to these eggheads, my grandpa says Jesus made the earth to test the mettle of men and these brainduds are failing the test with their 'science'. more like snorance zzzzzzzzz lame. [jesus on the other hand...now theres a man I'd spend eternity with](https://imgur.com/39zQN5I)",
"According to Christianity Christ was born 2k years ago, no that earth was created. ",
" Suppose you can say the same about a picture of a human, given how much evolution has evolved us. ",
"Some people believe that earth is four thousand years old (not two thousand), which is based on a \"calculation\" of the lineage of Adam and Eve through various biblical people they believe to be their direct descendants.\n\nAlso please not that, at least in Europe, very few religious people actually believe this.",
"Stunning",
"Funny thing is every single particle you look at is the same age as the next one to it.",
"Less than a year if you count the great flood involved.",
"Flat earther?",
"Beautiful ",
"Minecraft irl",
"Crazy how it keeps rising from the ocean after all these years",
"35 from me ... 0.o",
"\"the sea levels are rising oh no!\"\nFolks look where they used to be. \nThis picture has so much to it.",
"It's just \"evidence\" that got planted to by God to entrap the wannabe geniuses who think they are better than everyone . It is God's will wannabe geniuses then go to hell. It's according to the Plan. /s",
"Ha",
"No ussually arc forms but they don’t last forever eventually collapsing leaving towers ",
"It’s not rising it’s eroding",
"Haha",
"My creationist mother in-law would posit that such a layering would have occurred either easily over a few thousand years because look at sand, or during the massive pressure of Noah's flood. Oh and that carbon dating is flawed so we can't trust it.\n\nHow does one approach that pseudo-science argument with actual science?",
"No, stop that",
"Well all the continents used to be one land mass. There used to be no humans. There used to be no mammalian life at all. I don't necessarily want to go back there",
"It must have taken tens... thousands of years to carve this...",
"It's scary to think this used to be surrounded by land",
"That's the next layer",
"It's weird how they had a little bit of grass millions of years ago, and then none again for ages, but now we have grass again. Science is amazing.",
"Ken Ham would say it’s only 2000",
"No it was millions of years.",
"The sea rises and falls over very long timescales. Also the land in a region can rise and fall, due to tectonic activity.",
"Go created the Earth already like this. \nPresumably to make it harder for people to believe in him. \nSo if you DO believe in him even after he has tried to make it look like he doesn't exist, you have better faith than most and are truely blessed.\n\nEdit : What I don't know is this. Was I downvoted because people didn't think I was funny (which I'm used to) or cos they thought I was serious? ",
"History repeats itself.",
"is there any historical facts? I would imagine there was much more land and that's the only remaining part standing.",
"Its usually when a coastal peninsula erodes and forms arches, then forms 'stacks' when the arches collapse.\n\nhttps://farm3.staticflickr.com/2936/14522211661_ab5d844347_b.jpg",
"Thousands*",
"Approximately yes. Same goes for you and me. There but for the grace of god go we. I would have enjoyed being a sedimentary stack of ocean eroded particles. A man can dream.",
"Are you planning on claiming it for America?",
"It comes down to carefully measuring the features, looking at the layers and observing how fast deposition actually occurs elsewhere. There are similar layer-cake rocks in which large sections have been tilted with the bedding-planes now vertical, in among horizontal layers. That can't happen in a few thousand years.",
"It's probably right next to the coast.\n\nEdit: [Here is another view.](https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fdun-briste-and-downpatrick-head-mayo-irelandr-picture-id532599967&f=1)",
"I thought you were serious for a moment. that grass went extinct and then re-evolved. Poo on you.",
"I think I can just about see the layer of compacted shoes!",
"Its a mixture of sea level changes and the land rising and falling due to tectonic processes. It takes a very long time. The current predicted sea level rises are dangerous because we have built so much assuming the sea stays level.",
"Do you know what else has layers? Parfait! ",
"Outlive them. ",
"Rocks fall off and the action of the sea grinds them down into pebbles and sand, and washes it away. It falls apart more slowly than the sea moves the loose material.",
"Yes modern Creationism - at least in educated communities- is only about 80-90 years old. In the 19th century the old Earth would have been more widely accepted in the USA than it is today.",
"Hahaha",
"Expected mom joke, expectations subverted",
"bruh",
"Well no, not really. The rocks are formed by various processes over billions of years of lava eruption, erosion, deposition and chemical reaction, and metamorphosis. \n\nThe atoms making the rocks were also formed at different times in the cores of stars which have since exploded. \n\nEven if you go back to the big-bang there were no particles for the first few hundred thousand years and they did not form evenly as the universe cooled.",
"*6000 years and a global flood.",
"Its **always** the next layer between each layer is a bunch of Burt poop..\n\nEdit... I meant bird... but I’m leaving Burt...",
"as the crow flies?",
"I don't know I still don't have machine gun arms.",
"History repeats itself.",
"Duh, the bird poop is the adhesive so the layers don't fall off",
"History repeats itself.\n\n",
"Location on Google maps.\nhttps://goo.gl/maps/NThem4XoQ992",
"History repeats itself.",
"Well, uhm. Lol. Okay, carbon dating is only reliable for around 50,000 years or so. I wanna say I remember it being possibly 85,000 years. There's other dating methods they use for dating older items. There's also circular reasoning around dating methods, not to mention contamination of the item being dated. It's been a long time since I've studied all this so definitely look it up. Getting a perspective from both sides of the argument will better help you understand things.\n\nIt's very true that large amounts of fast moving water could also do this over much shorter amounts of time. If there was a world wide flood (I believe there's over 5,000 stories you'll find around the world in different cultures) it could easily create the layering. All the food stories actually push towards the legitimacy of a world wide flood. \n\nI'd just suggest researching the subject from both sides of the argument.\n\n",
"Kinda exciting to this is in Co. Mayo. Did one of those ancestry things recently to out both my mother and fathers parents are from ireland and mostly from Co. Mayo. Since then I've been wanting to visit this part of ireland, this formation is just more incentive.",
"County Mayo,Ireland. There are a few. Theres also 300 or so basket islands not too far from it and much more. If you google \"wild atlantic way\" you can see the coastel drive created to experience all this with the top down and the rain lashing in.",
"I’m glad it wasn’t just unchecked ego that made me look at this and think “ah that looks like Ireland”. ",
"\"What's up guys, this is dudeperfect and today we have an insane shot in store for you!!\"",
"Upvoted for reference to a great game. ",
"Actually closer to 350 million by geologists theory. Crazy right?",
"From experience, I can say they have counter 'proofs' or contradictory evidence. It may be flawed, it may be scanty, but it helps them support their ideas / models. ",
"I wish I could land a helicopter up there! ",
"Ugh I hated 2016. Worst. Year. Ever. ",
"No it doesnt",
"Turns out people lived on the land before it broke off. http://unusualplaces.org/dun-briste-an-impressive-sea-stack/",
"No it doesnt",
"I-gneous oh fuck it",
"*throws lightsaber over shoulder*",
"By kayak. ",
"This guy rocks. ",
"Round earther?",
"[Ha ha ha ha] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4&ab_channel=ChristopherPoole)\n",
"If you're really interested in their view point, watch \"Is Genesis History\" on Netflix.",
"Awesome. Things like this make everything easier, our existence is a raindrop in a puddle, takes away some stress!\n\nYes. /r/iamverydeep.",
"Forcibly?",
"Pretty sure the Vatican doesn't claim earth is four thousand years old.",
"Golf driving range ",
"Please clap. ",
"Does anyone here know what the black layers of sediment are made from? And why they are there?",
"That's not what the Bible says ",
"\"But first, seeing as we're college dudes and this is Ireland, we're gonna get wasted and pray we don't fall into the oceOMG HE FELL INTO THE OCEAN.\"",
"Tell me then if the earth is flat and was created by God 4000 years ago, how is that so tall with so many layers? Stop posting take news OP. Flat Earthers 1, science 0.",
"his name is Cliff",
"I thought the Earth was only as old as [last Thursday](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Last_Thursdayism)...",
"I just get stoned.",
"Just think about it for a sec: Each one of those layers took time to form, to be laid down. Each stratum tells a story about life on our planet from the very first sediments to the deposition of the next layer. And imagine the passage of time as layer by layer was added, and then the time for those layers to become solid sedimentary rock, each the floor of the ocean for some period of time.\n\nIt just blows my mind how vividly deep time is displayed here.",
"Well the “carving” (or time of erosion) vs time of deposition are two different things. Chances are, in this rocks lifetime, it wasn’t being eroded the entire time (all 350 million years)",
"That's also why the times are BC meaning Before Christ and AD meaning Anno Domini which is \"In the year of the Lord\". ",
"Aaaaand I got a new wallpaper for my phone",
"The middle must have been some great years. ",
"Im glad im not the only one who thought this",
"No, just no. Dating methods aren't perfect, but they can give you a ballpark idea of how old something is. The dating methods used for older things are based on elements with a half life of millions (some even billions) of years.\n\nAs for a global flood, not only is there zero evidence of such a thing (aside from flood myths, which there are thousands of other myths about other crazy things, so why is this the one that actually happened). Not only that, a global flood wouldn't leave multiple layers compacted like this. You would see one large layer of sediment, including shitloads of dead animals (again nobody has ever found anything like that on a global level). We do see mass extinction events, some of them global, but as expected they contain animals from the time period in which the event happened. You don't see a layer that contains primates and dinosaurs for instance.\n\nIt is likely that the flood mentioned in Genesis / Gilgamesh were localized events that became exaggerated through myth making. The only reason people find \"evidence\" for a global flood or a young earth is to reinforce their own religious based bias. No rational unbiased person would come to that conclusion based on the evidence we have.\n\nHere's a decent overview of the evidence:\n\nhttps://ncse.com/library-resource/yes-noahs-flood-may-have-happened-not-over-whole-earth\n\nEDIT: Fixed my explanation of the single flood layer",
"I was *reaally* excited to see what millions of years look like in one potato",
"No, not more than once anyway.",
"So does this mean sea water levels have dropped dramatically over the last million years?",
"Looks like he was building terrain and then tried to erase it but left this little mark and forgot",
"/r/shittyhdr",
"Uhh",
"But have you ever played sim ant?",
"Time machine!",
"Pff what are you, a spheretard? ",
"Gneiss one.",
"THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE ",
"This makes me sad for some reason. ",
"Nah it's from Shadow of the Colossus for PS4. ",
"I mean it's scary to think it used to be connected to a larger mass of land",
"So where did all that water went to ? ",
"35 minutes? visit that shit already!",
"/r/KenM",
"\"OMG, he's dead!!!............... Be sure to SMASH that like button and subscribe!\"",
"Cube earther!",
"In all likelihood it could be two things: coal or shale (or perhaps a mix). Both of these rock types require low energy conditions during deposition. They require this because you need high energy to move coarse material, this material being very fine implies no such energy existed at deposition. So if it’s shale, at the time of deposition, we would be in a deep water environment where the organic matter (what makes it black) is preserved in a deep, low energy, anoxic environment. If it’s coal, it’s more than likely we’d be in a continental “swamp” like setting which also harbours low energy and anoxic conditions. Also, if it is coal, an associated shale/siltstone/mudstone may be interbedded. Of course this all is predicated on the fact that relative sea level fluctuates allowing once continental material to be overlapped by deep ocean material (let’s say shale) in the same location due to a sea level rise. Likewise, we can get continental material deposited on top of deep water shale during a sea level fall.",
"Now kiss",
"Probably get buried now, but can someone point out the layers to me by chance? I can clearly see the stone is different in about 10 or 11 layers. Especially the layer towards the top that is oddly flat.",
"I’ll bet there’s a Korok under a rock up there. ",
"LPT: don't kill your mother-in-law",
"Hundreds",
" No, no... that's at most 6000 years old. Ask any true creationist. Go god, go! ",
"But. Isn't this technically only like 0.01 second?",
"Mayo is beautiful, I used to study in Castelbar.\n\nIf you get a chance make your way to [Achill island](http://www.achillproperty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/home.jpg). There is also a '[Dark Sky Spot](http://www.mayodarkskypark.ie)' (the first Irish designated dark sky area) if you are into astrology or just like watching stars. I used to do a lot of hiking there.",
"Disc earther.\n\nThe turtle swims.",
"It history repeats self.",
"Eww Burt, that's fucking gross. ",
"Uhh",
"Ham?",
"r/cringe",
"God made it that way to test your faith.",
"History repeats itself ",
"You deserve recognition.",
"Nah, he'd say 6,000 years. So really he's only ~4.5 billion years off.",
"Onions?",
"Six thousand years old. They believe it was created in the year 4000 BC.",
"Why is this a million years? ",
"is that you Hank?",
"30 min of swimming? :)",
"You're goddamn right.",
"The Devil put that evidence there to deceive you sheep.\n\nDon't be such a cuck ... God put Donald Trump here to save us all.\n\nWAKE UP SHEEPLE",
"Are you serious?",
"r/WoahDude ",
"[Ken Ham](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Ham)",
"If that thing falls, wouldn't the wave be a real danger?",
"Self it. History repeats.",
"Impossible",
"r/EarthPorn",
"You mean 10,000 years.",
"Reminded me of the [pigeon rock](https://i.imgur.com/WllxvAW.jpg)",
"For anyone visiting Ireland, you can also cycle the Wild Atlantic Way. It's a beautiful route.",
"These Minecraft texture packs are getting out of hand!",
"I ain't traveled enough to search for a corner so fuck it who knows!",
"Oh, Lol! I thought you meant to say Ken M.",
"He meant arches like in the American West coast. Due to softer stone being worn out making cool caves and tunnels and sometimes arches. Recently a famous arch collapsed, leaving a spire. I don't think that's how this piece of land formed though. ",
"It’s not that old :p",
"Glitch in the matrix times 10.",
"Wii Sports Golf last hole",
"4 QUADRANT TIME CUBE MAKES 4 ROTATIONS TIME IS A LIE",
"Water level was that high once. Think about it.",
"http://strengthcapacity.com/history/54-million-year-old-gecko/",
"That took alot of Moanas.",
"Thank you for providing a rational response.",
"Why would we care what the Bible says?",
"Now all I can think of is Burt Chance going \"VIRGINIA!!!! I HAVE TO GO PUT A LAYER OF POOP ON THE ISLAND AGAIN! Every time.\"",
"That bush in the middle layer must be super old.",
"Ogres",
"[NDT would like a word with him](http://i.imgur.com/NlMm3pB.gif)",
"Nice try, geologist with some hidden agenda.",
"hello ",
"Look, near the top, I can see my birth date. ",
"What you mean when you say “research” is that you want people to read what creationists have written. All actual research - and I do mean all - shows the real age of the earth. There are not two sides in this ‘discussion’. Just con artists vs science. Unfortunately, it really is that simple, and unfortunately some of these con artists know how to write books that seem reasonable to people who (a) don’t know very much about physics, geology, archeology, etc., and (b) are willing to form opinions around ideas and arguments that they don’t remember or don’t fully understand (to quote you above - “it’s been a long time”).\n\nIn this case, getting a perspective from “both sides” will help you understand religious people in the US, but it will not help at all with understanding the real world.",
"I was a determined athiest for a very long time. Despite growing up in the church and a very Christian family, I decided I didn't like who God was at a pretty young age. My (then) fiance and (now) husband did me the biggest favor of my life by showing me Kent Hovind's Creation Seminar. This is a link to his YouTube channel. I'd challenge you to watch his seminar and I'd love to talk with you about it! He provides all the scientific answers of the Bible and the creation story, and by the time I was done with the seminar, he'd made evolution sound like the least plausible option here. Even less plausible than an Intelligent Designer.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxiEtqPja47nnqsJNrdOIQQ",
"How do I become famous for believing stupid things",
"And keep them busy with fake emergencies on voting day.",
"It has been, yes... But also tectonic activity means that land shifts over time and so it's not reliable to assume that any land has always been the same height.",
"When I see something like this, I suffer from existential creases.",
"makes you realize human existence is barely a blink of an eye.",
"Frances?",
"Isn’t this a good indication of climate change where sea levels were previously higher and the earth was hotter .. ",
"In 1650, Bishop James Ussher calculated the age of \"creation\" as October 23, 4004 BC. Astronomer Johannes Kepler concluded that 3992 B.C. was the probable date. ",
"One day that's gonna tip over, and it's tsunami time for the people who live nearby.",
"Crows fly by kayak? WTF?",
"Ground can get pushed up over time, if you have two plates moving towards each other it buckles and strains pushing up the land. Over millions of years the plate boundaries move around but the effects of that movement is still seen.\n\nWhat is interesting is you can actually see the sea level rising and dropping over time in the rock you see in the picture.\n\nIt's fairly safe to assume that the lighter yellow rock is limestone and the darker rock is a shale.\n\nThe limestone is formed in shallow, clear marine waters. Think of water near the Great Barrier Reef, however it also needs to be fairly calm so it can settle so more like a lagoon.\n\nThe darker bits will be from deep ocean water where the movement of the water is very low and it allows very fine clay particles to settle.\n\nSo essentially relative to the land the rock was a part of; each layer is showing you where the sea level was above it. You'll find this pattern is actually fairly common at rocks near the coast (cause, duh, they're near the ocean)",
"Each layer represents passage of time. ",
"I visited Ireland 8 years ago now and I still remember seeing this. It was incredible. This and the cliffs are the two vivid images that I have from that trip. ",
"^dont get caught.",
"I live half an hour away too :) it's beautiful but I'm too scared of heights to get too close!",
"It's like a hard disk.",
"Nice try, God.",
"Explains the name! Briste means broken :)",
"Cant they just have a little death?",
"Some creationists teach that the earth is just a few thousand years old. However, according to the Bible, the earth and the universe existed before the six days of creation. (Genesis 1:1) For that reason, we have no objection to credible scientific research that indicates the earth may be billions of years old.\n\n\n\nThe Genesis account opens with the simple, powerful statement: “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1) A number of Bible scholars agree that this statement describes an action separate from the creative days recounted from verse 3 onward. The implication is profound. According to the Bible’s opening words, the universe, including our planet, Earth, was in existence for an indefinite time before the creative days began.\n\nGeologists estimate that the earth is 4 billion years old, and astronomers calculate that the universe may be as much as 15 billion years old. Do these findings—or their potential future refinements—contradict Genesis 1:1? No. The Bible does not specify the actual age of “the heavens and the earth.” Science is not at odds with the Biblical text.\n\n\nMany people claim that science disproves the Bible’s account of creation. However, the real contradiction is, not between science and the Bible, but between science and the opinions of Christian Fundamentalists. Some of these groups falsely assert that according to the Bible, all physical creation was produced in six 24-hour days approximately 10,000 years ago.\n\nThe Bible, however, does not support such a conclusion. If it did, then many scientific discoveries over the past one hundred years would indeed discredit the Bible. A careful study of the Bible text reveals no conflict with established scientific facts. For that reason, some disagree with Christian Fundamentalists and many creationists. The following shows what the Bible really teaches.\n\n\n\nWhat about the length of the creative days? Were they literally 24 hours long? Some claim that because Moses—the writer of Genesis—later referred to the day that followed the six creative days as a model for the weekly Sabbath, each of the creative days must be literally 24 hours long. (Exodus 20:11) Does the wording of Genesis support this conclusion?\n\nNo, it does not. The fact is that the Hebrew word translated “day” can mean various lengths of time, not just a 24-hour period. For example, when summarizing God’s creative work, Moses refers to all six creative days as one day. (Genesis 2:4) In addition, on the first creative day, “God began calling the light Day, but the darkness he called Night.” (Genesis 1:5) Here, only a portion of a 24-hour period is defined by the term “day.” Certainly, there is no basis in Scripture for arbitrarily stating that each creative day was 24 hours long.\n\nHow long, then, were the creative days? The Bible does not say; however, the wording of Genesis chapters 1 and 2 indicates that considerable lengths of time were involved.\n",
"Photoshop?",
"I love limestone. \n\nIt'd be \"limestein\" if I had my way. ",
"It’s tough. She’s already demonstrated reasoning with logic and facts won’t work. Since it’s your mother, and not some random stranger, you may try to play on the emotional to get a point across. If it really bothers you, I’d suggest approaching it from the standpoint of how her belief system makes you uncomfortable, or affects you in some way. It may open her up to hearing other ideas if she is made aware that her lack of rationality has an affect on you. \n\nIf it doesn’t bother you that much, it’s likely she’ll die before you and you won’t have to deal with it at some point!",
"B-b-b-b-but I thought the earth was a few thousand years old??? Q.Q",
"We visited Ireland for the first time last year. It changed my mind set on the world. Such an amazing country. We’re now trying to figure out away that weekend transplant our attorney careers and move there.",
"They are easily confused, because both are very successful bullshitters. The only difference is that Ken Ham is getting money out of it.",
"I heard that island is totally cool, like, it's a chill island.",
"> What ~~millions of~~ *6022 years* looks like\n\nFTF the Creationists out there\n\n^^/s",
"This times are weird. You can't be right or left... both are crazy nowdays. Fucking SJW Cucks and creationists everywhere.\n\nAlltough the left is more confusing as many of them are against one creationists madhouse but support another one WTF.",
"Why can’t it?\n\nYou have a two-thousand year experiment you’re conducting you want to tell us about?",
"If people didn’t take the tale of creationism so literally their lives would be much easier. It’s easy to reconcile religion and science when you realize that much of religion is a metaphor. I can believe in Both God and science while marveling at million year old miracles of nature all at the same time. ",
"The sandwich of generations! :)",
"The island of Ireland,come for a gander. Lots to see and do here!\n\nThis is off the coast of County Mayo. Tonnes of beautiful rock formations and islands in Mayo. There are about 300 or so basket Islands and some others with small populations in them such as Achill island,Clare Island,Inisturk,Inishbofin,etc.",
"Usually not this fast, it doesn't.",
"🔥",
"You could take the time and learn from the world and try to figure out how it came to be, based by evidence, like hundred of thousands of other people. But I guess blindly trusting a random book works in your mind.",
"Lighten up its Friday. Try and get through the weekend without being a triggered victim. ",
"Thanks for the thoughtful answer!\n\nI guess the issue for me is that I always hear arguments that are wielded to prove creationism but don't actually. If carbon dating is flawed, it doesn't prove creationism is true, just that carbon dating is flawed. We still have cosmic background radiation though. But the scientific consensus seems to be that carbon dating is reliable, and most creationist arguments seem to use creationist studies as their sources, so who do I trust?\n\nAgain if there was a global flood it wouldn't prove creationism, only that there was a global flood.\n\nI just find it odd when science points to an ancient universe and earth and that seems to be the consensus, that I'd be expected to believe a literal interpretation of a religious text that is interpreted as meaning everything is only several thousand years old.",
"*thousands ",
"This shows the passage of time in a few ways. The water level was higher, or this layer of rock was pushed up...maybe both happened several times over millions of years.\n\n\n\nMaybe someone who has studied these very layers can tell us about it.",
"While I don't believe that this is the case, it does bring up the interesting topic of \"Last Thursdayism\" - the idea that the world could be been created in its current state at any point in time (up to say, 30 seconds ago), including all our memories and evidence of it being around longer. We wouldn't know any different.\n\nhttps://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Last_Thursdayism\n\n(No, I am not using this as an argument that God exists)",
"This looks like a bathtub we had in an old apartment. Except rings, and likely much younger.",
"But how did they know back then when C was gonna be?",
"Dont argue with you mother in law. Just smile and nod and bitch about her on the internet. Your never gonna change her mind anyways",
"Doesn’t BC mean something else too not actually ‘before christ’? But anyway that’s why we use BCE & CE now",
"Where is the K-T boundary?",
"De Chelonian Mobile",
"The water is that old. Wow. ",
"You just have to believe in yourself.",
"You forgot /s",
"Woah calm down Logan",
"That's where I used to hangout when I was kid, it feels sad to see it almost gone. ",
"Can't you claim any bird poop for the united states government ",
"Geology jokes are the schist!",
"Regardless of the time of year a rain jacket is always needed here!",
"My mind went to Sesame Street. ",
"Why bother?\n\nJust appreciate the implications of uplift phenomena.",
"Misleading photo. This isn't just out in the middle of the ocean or something. It's literally like 100 feet from the main land mass. And efforts to build a bridge between the two masses have been had. And failed for some reason. Give me a modest budget and I'd make it happen.",
"It looks just like parts of pancake rock in New Zealand ",
"After misreading the title, I was rather excited to see a million-year-old potato.",
" The pic looks like a slice of pie. Flying to Ireland now. ",
"With all of fresh water flooding the earth, how did all of the salt water life survive? ",
"It's like an onion donkey. It's got layers.",
"Elon musk could build this in a year",
"I don't but the earth does",
"Excellent perspective.",
"> because look at sand\n\nwell there you go. ",
"No one cares ",
"You realize if any of that was proven they would win a Nobel prize, right? Starting with a conclusion cherry picking facts that support it is unscientific and should be disregarded. ",
"How do they explain birth defects from mere generations of inbreeding in comparison to 3000 odd years since Adam and eves conception? ",
"Absolutely,the drizzle stops for no man.",
"Crazy how nature do that",
"A bit to edgy for me.",
"To paraphrase George Carlin, say your bullshit then stick with it.",
"Maybe chert. Possibly metals.",
"Look at how high the sea levels were in the past. To think man was the cause of all that. Oh wait. ",
"BCE stands for before common era. It’s the non religious way of breaking down the two times. ",
"Millions of years plus 30 minutes if we're getting all technical. ",
"Can confirm that this is taught in Protestant-based Christian schools.\n\nSource: Went to one where my Christianity class was basically Why Carbon Dating Is Flawed/Why Gay Parades Are Terrible 101",
"Some creationists teach that the earth is just a few thousand years old. However, according to the Bible, the earth and the universe existed before the six days of creation. (Genesis 1:1) For that reason, we have no objection to credible scientific research that indicates the earth may be billions of years old.\n\nThe Genesis account opens with the simple, powerful statement: “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1) A number of Bible scholars agree that this statement describes an action separate from the creative days recounted from verse 3 onward. The implication is profound. According to the Bible’s opening words, the universe, including our planet, Earth, was in existence for an indefinite time before the creative days began.\n\nGeologists estimate that the earth is 4 billion years old, and astronomers calculate that the universe may be as much as 15 billion years old. Do these findings—or their potential future refinements—contradict Genesis 1:1? No. The Bible does not specify the actual age of “the heavens and the earth.” Science is not at odds with the Biblical text.\n\nMany people claim that science disproves the Bible’s account of creation. However, the real contradiction is, not between science and the Bible, but between science and the opinions of Christian Fundamentalists. Some of these groups falsely assert that according to the Bible, all physical creation was produced in six 24-hour days approximately 10,000 years ago.\n\nThe Bible, however, does not support such a conclusion. If it did, then many scientific discoveries over the past one hundred years would indeed discredit the Bible. A careful study of the Bible text reveals no conflict with established scientific facts. For that reason, some disagree with Christian Fundamentalists and many creationists. The following shows what the Bible really teaches.\n\n",
"Haha okay. Continue to believe you evolved from a rock. Doesn't bother me any. Bet you won't watch it because someone doesn't want to be proved wrong.",
"Isn't one of them the K-T boundary? A black stripe found amongst the ~65 million year old rocks in the world that marks the event that took out 70% of life on earth? ",
"Same shit, different layer.",
"God I hate those people",
"Except for those 2 glorious weeks we have every June when the Junior/Leaving Certs are on!",
"Yes, but you mustn't take them for granite.\n",
"One of my biggest regrets in life was not pursuing Geology",
"SMASH THAT MFN LIKE BUTTOONNNNN BOYYIIIYIYIY",
"Start using Twitter more frequently",
"Feel free to show some rock layers forming at a faster rate than geologists have found. Obviously they work on this stuff quite carefully. You can tell a lot from careful looking.\n\nIt's not enough to say \"Oh yeah it goes faster sometimes though!\" \nWhere and when does it go faster?",
"Give me a modest lunch and I’d make it happen.",
"Finally! An interesting, good-looking picture, and not a sign saying ”X politician is dumb!1111111”.",
"Take some karma",
"That's, uhh, not my name.",
"Has anyone ever wondered if life moves at light speed, while the rest of the universe moves at a normal rate watching in horror as life spreads like a virus?",
"Yah-ha-ha! You found me!",
"HA",
"Exactly, so that’s why it and CE are used now instead of BC/AD, right?",
"Have done ... multiple times! ",
"Basking in the sunlight and tears of stressed out teenagers who have to spend their days inside. Glorious days they are!",
"I'd question why she is selectively taking weird parts of the old testament literally (no one takes all of it literally), especially things that have no effect on Christ's message. \n\nI like to point out how many hardcore atheist physicists originally refused to accept the big bang theory because they felt religious undertones to it and it threatened their world view, and point out it was originally proposed by a Catholic priest/physicist.\n\nDriving to the point that we should try to avoid being closed minded to the truth and that the truth really doesn't threaten their beliefs. Mixed in with something about how the study of science and physics is an appreciation of gods work, which can be spiritual even for the non religious. And that there isn't any evidence in such study of a deceiving creator (e.g. one who would try to trick us about things like the age of the universe).",
"Ductile deformation, which is commonly paired with uplift, can't happen under surficial conditions. There are no mechanisms by which a rock can be buried, deformed, and uplifted on a 2000 year timescale. The rate at which tectonic events occur on this scale varies throughout geological history and location on the Earth, but it is *way* longer than thousands of years.",
"Is it really a hole? I thought disc golf were like sticks with chains.",
"Run for office.",
"No this is Patrick. ",
"Earth is 4.5, I think that's what the person was referring to",
"Oh",
"Noat",
"He also says that those layers were caused by sediment deposits by rapid flooding in a global flood event.\n\nHe also says that he is ignored by the scientific community because conspiracy. \n\n\n\n",
"Im currently doing just that (non consecutively on sunny weekends). I’ve made it from Derry City to Sligo in 5 days following the coastline. Looking forward to Springtime where I hope to make it as far as Galway city by end of Summer.",
"This is the crux of your problem, for someone to believe this particular bible story as the literal truth there has to be either a considerable knowledge gap (that is very hard to easily close) or a dogged willingness to ignore all reasonable evidence to the contrary. Either way its not an easy task and as we are talking about a mother-in-law you run a serious risk of alienation that is probably not worth it.\n\nIt's a terrible cop out but I just wouldn't go there.",
"Potentially, I’m not sure about the age of these rocks but if they encompass that time frame then the K-T boundary would exist. I don’t know if it has to be a black layer though.",
"Don’t strat crying, you’ll make the rest of us emotional",
"Science basically means 'rational thought based on evidence' - when you start by saying you reject that, there's really no hope for you. The trick is to educate kids to be able to think for themselves before they're made dogmatic by religious teaching.",
"Damit burt you peice of shit.",
"No. They're in Ireland. They've got to \"PUNCH that like button IN THE FACE, like a BOSS!\"",
"Pastor John says it is at most 6000 years old, and I'm not supposed to tell you where he puts his private parts",
"Me 7",
"I'm am idiot when it comes to geology. But when I see a picture like this and they say \"wow millions of years did this\" I don't understand. Is this suggesting all the dirt was black for thousands of years, then the dirt drastically changed to tan for thousands of years, then the dirt drastically changed to grey etc? Isn't this caused various weights of rock or sand settling from some event like a volcano eruption or flood? And couldn't it be formed in say 500,000 years? Or 50,000? Or even less time? I know I'm late to the thread but can anyone eli5?",
"i don't understand how there can be any vegetation on this island",
"Gorgeous!!! <3",
"I want to lick each layer to taste a piece of history",
"I thought it was gonna be a picture of Keith Richards.",
"Goddamn son",
"Carbon dating most likely wouldn't work here as the sediments are likely much older than the time span for which carbon dating is useful (which is around 40 000 years or so iirc). A rule of thumb would be that after six times the half-time of an isotope the dating with said isotope isn't really reliable anymore because the amount of radioactive isotopes left is too small. \n\nAnyway determining what to say to your mother-in-law is difficult. I'd probably mention that it takes a really long time to get such a stratified structure such as in the picture and we know this because of experiments we do today. We can also correlate fossils from the layers with the time of when the sediments formed. \n\nYou might also see changing sea levels in the sediments and you can determine the age with isotope dating, just probably not carbon dating but other isotope systems like Uranium-Lead or something",
"Every layer is a different texture pack",
"You mean 6,000 years right? ",
"His fairy book told him so.",
"[How sea stacks form](https://s3.amazonaws.com/gs-geo-images/1cfe7d06-9bfe-4024-be2c-2a29032c24b2.jpg). Hopefully this visual will give you a good idea",
"I didn't evolve from a rock. You are clearly uneducated, but continue to believe an invisible sky wizard made you from dirt. ",
"Don't be a cunt, give him a cheery wave",
"And here I thought this was r/oldschoolcool and you were posting a photo of your mama.",
"This deserves more upvotes",
"You can find similar stacks on the west coast of the US too. Here is how they form: [sea stack diagram](https://s3.amazonaws.com/gs-geo-images/1cfe7d06-9bfe-4024-be2c-2a29032c24b2.jpg) ",
"No, this is Patrick. ",
"\"...Huh. I'm sure there was a bridge last year.\"",
"...by row boat, speed boat, helicopter, swimming?",
"Looks like a sandwich. ",
"Well if you believe in a creator, you also believe that the creator can create things that have already aged. I don't think too many Christians believe that Adam and Eve were created as newborn babies. If you don't believe in creation fair enough, but stop acting like he's an idiot.\n\nEdit: go ahead and down vote, but you can't prove that there isn't a God. No, you don't know everything. Sorry",
"Nerdy geologist here. In reality those layers or rock probably only represent a few hundred thousand years of actual deposition. Much of the time is likely tied up in depositional hiatus or erosion. Imagine a book with lots of missing chapters. That is what the stratigraphic record is like. Disclaimer: I have not studied the geology of this area so don't know the details. In general what I have expressed here applies in most places.",
"No this is Patrick. ",
"*drops rock on Korok’s head*",
"Car",
"Give me a modest proposal and I'll eat some babies.",
"Thanks for the info! such a beautiful place. This will definitely be on my to-do list ",
"Yeah, no thanks. ",
"Mica drop!",
"My favorite place on the planet. Cant wait to go back next summer.",
"The sort of thing you'd love to check out, but you kinda hope they actually keep everyone away from it so they don't go fucking it up.",
"I count, like, 6000 years",
"Fake and gay",
"Anyone wanna go cliff jumping?",
"Considering the guy that invented the MRI is a creationist, I would agree. Religion and science DO work well together, even when you take the religious stuff literally. ",
"> I'd just suggest researching the subject from both sides of the argument.\n\nThat's the thing. There isn't an argument. There is a world of observed facts. A five-billion-year old Earth isn't an *interpretation* of the facts, it's the *only conclusion* which can be drawn from the facts. It is in itself a fact. Those claiming otherwise continually demonstrate an astonishingly vapid misunderstanding of the facts. For example, when they say that \"carbon dating is only reliable for around 50,000 years or so.\" Yep, radiocarbon dating is. That's why radiocarbon dating *isn't used to determine the age of the Earth.* If someone claims this and then says they \"studied all this,\" they can't be taken seriously.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_Earth#Radiometric_dating",
"No Problem,the west coast is a must if you are ever here. A lot of people spend all of their time in Dublin. While Dublin is great,nothing beats the Irish Countryside.",
"Itsa gneiss (Borat voice)",
"They explain it away by believing that man was more pure and perfect and that it was only sin that introduced genetic diseases into the human population i.e. incest didn't cause issues back then. ",
"If a picture says a thousand words then that's like one word for however many thousand years. I've never been disappointed by a proverb until now.",
"How did grass get up there?",
"You mean 6000 years ",
"Need a banana",
"Just a little light murder. No big deal ",
"And that ken M isnt actually serious about the things he says.",
"Outspawn them.",
"Yes. Check out \"is Genesis History?\" on Netflix.",
"Hey, MegaMenehune, what did you get on stick with chains #1?",
"Climate change happens over a long period of time. Even if humans didn’t exist the planet will warm up to the point where much of the ice at the poles will melt and the polar bears will die. Yes this would raise sea levels. But over time the world may also undergo another ice age, again completely separate from human influence. \n\nThe issue with present climate change is how humans are drastically increasing the rate at which it changes. What we see now should be happening over thousands of years.",
"For how sea stacks form, changing sea level is unnecessary: [sea stacks](https://s3.amazonaws.com/gs-geo-images/1cfe7d06-9bfe-4024-be2c-2a29032c24b2.jpg) \n\nThe layers themselves were formed in a marine environment millions of years ago (I’m sure those are Paleozoic strata in Ireland, so more than 250 million years ago). What you’re seeing in the alternating layers are variable sedimentary rocks (mostly sandstones and shales) that indicate variable environments related to water depth/energy. Transgressions and regressions (sea level rise and fall respectively) cause subtle changes slowly over time that results in successive layers of differing rocks that represent environments that are laterally continuous. This is know as Walther’s Law: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facies",
"Some of the great biblical scholars and theologians of history, like st. Basil the Great, said not to take the creation story literally....over a thousand years before Darwin",
" You do realize that they're older and have families now, right?",
"YYYEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH LETS GO!",
"So the sea level has been sinking this whole time! There's plenty of room for sea level rise!\n\n/s",
"Its hard man. People who believe this kind of stuff have their mind made up and facts don't change it. It doesn't help that its already difficult enough to explain, especially if you are a non-scientist. You can point out the sequence stratigraphy showing millions of years of sea level change between the sands and the clays, or you can look at the fossil assemblage and show her the distinct successive assemblage of species with some ending abrubtly at a particular strata showing extinction. But they say these are the devils tricks and not to believe them. ",
"Get outta here you glober!",
"Some of the great biblical scholars and theologians of history, like st. Basil the Great, said not to take the creation story literally....over a thousand years before Darwin",
"I have a very Catholic mother and even she thinks the universe is 13+ billion years old and life being around 3-4 billion. \n\nShe might not have a solid grasp on some of the science, but she definitely realizes that those numbers make more sense than 4,000...\n\nEdit: I'm aware that Catholics embrace science differently but they still fall for absolute bullshit. My mom was also iffy about gay marriage until the Pope said it was okay..",
"When everything else around you falls apart but you're still standing",
"no wait, they meant for sedimentary to be a pun as a placeholder for “sentimental”\n\nI need to read before I write to make sure I know what the hell I’m replying to",
"You are now moderator of /r/discgolf ",
"I live near the Ark Encounter and Creationsist Museum and I've never been to either, but I was really looking forward to getting tickets to the Bill Nye / Ken Ham debate.\n\nI didn't get them. And the weather was terrible that night.\n\nAnd then I found $5",
"Oof!",
"I’m not going to use Netflix as a source for history ",
"I mean this IS pretty awesome, but what about the leprechauns? And Guinness?",
"If Jesus can turn water into wine (without grapes and without aging, both of which are necessary for wine), then the door is open for anything. ",
"Also visit Tallaght its wild in its own way.",
"I'm seeing a lot of people say thousands of years and I thought it was a joke at first.. But I'm seeing it way too often.\n\nPeople actually believe the earth is only thousands of years old? Holy moly.",
"No, this is Patrick",
"Rekt",
"Does this mean the ocean was once that high?",
"I can only think of that Phineas and Ferb song",
"It's a documentary explaining creation science. \"Netflix\" isn't a source. The documentary, however, is.",
"redditSilver!",
"Does anyone else see the golf ball?",
"ULPT: kill your mother-in-law",
"You don't see a lot of Raising Hope references.",
"You are igenious",
"Almost certainly. It could also be that the tectonic plates have lifted this up. Probably a bit of both.",
"My leaves!",
"Don’t you mean god, the earth has only been around for a couple thousand years. All of the beauty on this planet was made by god.\n\nEdit: SARCASM, I probably should’ve emphasized it more",
"Here is an article about somebody climbing it.\nhttps://www.independent.ie/life/travel/ireland/daredevil-climber-is-first-to-scale-iconic-mayo-sea-stack-in-over-25-years-35022775.html",
"I just want to travel back to Jan. 2009.",
"Yes this is dog",
"The whole creationism thing doesn’t really work for me really, but I will check out that documentary to see what they have to say ",
"I find both creationists and scientists often have a problem with this for some reason. But it works for me. ",
"Dont soil the thread with these jokes",
"Par",
"I wanna be moderator of r/discgolf",
"Pretty sure God created everything, including science. How else do you think he/she created the universe? ",
"I watched his 4-2-18 episode on speciation. The guy has absolutely no grasp on the theory of evolution. I really do invite you to read Dawkin's books. The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, pick any really. They are a great gateway into evolutionary theorie. I'm sure this guy sounds smart if you don't understand the core concepts. And based on your 'evolved from a rock' statement you do not.",
"Leprechauns all moved to Australia to work in construction. Irish diaspora continues",
"I mean it's still all interpretation. So in the context of Christianity, the creationists are no less \"wrong\" than the bible scholars. It all comes back to how you interpret it (in the context of religion).Scientifically, of course, the creationist are definitely wrong and the bible scholars allow for science to fit into the bible. Again, I think that neither the scholars nor the creationists are \"wrong\" about what the bible \"really\" teaches, since it's all down to interpretation anyway. Am I wrong?",
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.",
"Looks like a Tekken level . Watch out for that drop ",
"I'm getting a PhD in physics, but I'm a religious person. I think the real issue is that your mother-in-law trusts her religious community more than nameless (to her) scientists and experts.\nBut I think that makes perfect sense. It's social. People such as us might be pressured into falling in line with science for the same fundamentally social reasons. I mean, how important is it really that she believes the earth is billions rather than thousands of years old?\nI would try to show her that there are good Christians who accept science. And I'm sure they're out there. I'm Catholic, and Catholics really have no problem with this sort of thing. But I would hazard to guess that your mother-in-law might not like Catholics. Still, I think your best bet here is to try to find people she will respect who would show her a way to accept science without threatening the core of her religious beliefs. ",
"Parfait may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. ",
"And here I am trying to picture a day",
"We would probably be freaking out if the water levels increased this much again. ",
"Everybody likes a parfait",
"reticulating spline",
"Or from another perspective, 6000 years.",
"It looks like a sandwich",
"My creationist in-laws say the same thing, and I’m a fucking paleontologist. They don’t listen to me, and I suspect your in-laws won’t listen to you. \n\nBut, if you want to try and get them to think about how idiotic flood geology is, the best thing to do would be to read up about some basic geology, like how sedimentary rocks form, where they form, and how we use them to reconstruct paleoenvironments via facies: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facies\n\nBasically, ask questions and make them realize what they clearly don’t know. Ask them how that much sediment could pile up wet and not collapse and maintain the internal structure necessary to preserve the bedding (this will get to several relevant subjects, including what the angle of repose is for different sediments, but also how lithification works and how long it takes). ",
"If they hate science and won't learn about it there isn't much you can do.",
"Actually kind of scary :s",
"SMASH. THAT. MOTHER. FUCKING. LIKE.",
"To add, I’ve read that the original text’s word for “day” could actually be translated several ways (have to find he sources for this...) most of which point to an non-specific span of time. I’ve always been a bigger fan of the Day Age theory, myself. To your point, science doesn’t contradict. And more- I think the idea of evolution is incredibly fascinating, intricate, and way more impressive if God put it in motion than if he just snapped his fingers and made all of this confusing evidence for evolution in a few days to be a jerk about it. \n\nWhat we’re dealing with now is centuries of translations manipulated by those who had the power to control the mass production and validate hose translations. Sprinkle in a few more mistranslations, and you have the recipe for a lot of the nonsense spouted by people too afraid to leave their bubble. \n\nJust know there are a few out there who believe in God, and be Christian, but aren’t complete morons who shut down at the findings of science. Not saying you or anyone else has to believe it, but I for one think these ideas (science and religion) can exist together. ",
"I'm struggling to believe this is only 1My old. If it's 100My old, is your mother-in-law significantly more wrong than 99% of the people in this thread?\n\nCould just be that I'm Australian so much more used to seeing more years in such layers. Could be that OP lied like a priest to tell an appealing story to willing minds.",
"It looks flat...",
"The ground could also have uplifted over thousands of years as well. ",
"> He also says that he is ignored by the scientific community because conspiracy.\n\nIs the conspiracy that he's an idiot? Because I'd probably buy into it",
"Impossible. It can't be older than a few thousand. /s",
"It is encouraging to hear from people like you regarding Genesis, because YECs are so loud that many people think they speak for mainstream christians, which obviously they do not.\n\nHowever, at a certain point you have to admit that you are retrofitting the bible to science. The next two verses in Genesis, for example, claim that the earth, even water on earth, existed before the sun existed.\n\nI would honestly like to hear your take on that issue. Am I misinterpreting?\n\n Cheers!",
"Can you get to the top of that?",
"stunning!",
"The face of a hundred million years.",
"you're mica'n a fool out of yourself",
"[Go into street view](https://www.google.com/maps/@54.3278404,-9.3456638,2a,70.8y,261.65h,90.06t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s4lC6k388jucmM67_TsH5fA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)",
"*Jumps off cliff*",
"Lmao good bot",
"That is *an* option.\n\nMight not necessarily be *the* option though.",
"You are now banned from /r/discgolf",
"What does Ireland look like so?",
"I can masturbate while eating cereal\n",
"Sand is just parrotfish shit so I'm sure there's an easy argument for an idiot to make there",
"“From where I’m from” supposed to be referring to a specific time rather than a place? Jesus communicating with you must be fucking complicated.",
"Talk about time lapse...",
"Pretty sure you're supposed to say 'literally millions'",
"> it was only sin that introduced genetic diseases into the human population\n\nBut..... Eve ",
"Now we need a stack of human skulls next to it to demonstrate how many generations that would be.",
"can someone annotate this and mark which line represents what year",
"Same thing",
"So was the rock pushed up to that height or was the sea level actually at the top of that rock at one point?",
"Now that funny. Worth putting it to r/funny ",
"But well, then the logical point is to argue that the creator is intentionally trying to deceive and manipulate, which doesn't fit the character being presented in the text.\n\nAnd then naturally the defender of creation would go to the *vaccination* argument - how children are not mentally well equipped enough to understand how the negative event (injection) benefits them, but the much more knowledgeable adult (creator) does in the long run. Therefore the creator is doing all this as a 'test of faith' to benefit the person if they stay true to a path.\n\n**But this isn't the problem.** The back and forth and philosophical sparing is just set dressing to the *real* issue. It's that, when presented with an ever building mountain of evidence for natural processes that exist without a specific designer, some adults keep conducting a set of complicated mental-gymnastics to explain why their beliefs are still true and try to shift the burden of proof onto others. Rather than adjust their belief system accordingly *or* present the evidence.\n\nThis then, runs head-long into the concept of [epistemic responsibility.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkhlXronNk&feature=youtu.be&t=44) And this is probably the root of a lot of people's problem with people like Ken Ham. They find them having breached their epistemic responsibility, which we as a western society *sort* of feel you should have.\n\nWhether this is right or wrong I'm not going to go into. Just flatly stating what the issue probably is.",
"Or a few hours in Minecraft. ",
"Nah, that's Bert, not Burt. ",
"TIL about unusualplaces.org, and there went my afternoon. ",
"I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to get an explanation. Thank you",
"Bricks",
"It's like, a joke.",
"You should try the photo memories function on an iPhone. It’ll blow you away",
"Not enough Raising Hope references, and that show is criminally underrated. ",
"How does that help fix the mess? There are fossils in those layers, so now you need birds (and bats, which are also birds) and fishes and everything else also created before that rock layered down.\n\nSo, good job fixing the first paragraph of the first page of the first book. Unfortunately, you just broke all the rest.",
"Seems quite flat...",
"No shit",
"Now name each layer of strata and the period of time it occurred. Extra bonus points for finding the K-T boundary.\nMy parents were from Mayo",
"Where is the KT boundary?",
"*cries*",
"You've got to consider that sea level change is relative to the land - land can subside and then be uplifted for a a whole host of reasons, which can lead to very similar variations in strata as you would find if the sea level raised then dropped by the same amount, though often over different timescales.\n\nSea levels have been higher before - an example off the top of my head, a mid-late Cretaceous high (100-80mya?) led to all the chalk beds being deposited across Europe. A number of factors affect worldwide sea level as well as climate; for instance, the mid Cretaceous high sea level could be linked to a lot of sea floor spreading centers, leading to a load of mid ocean ridges, which lead to the sea to encroaching on continents. ",
"Or if you’re my dad, about 5000 years -_-",
"My college grade card. ",
"FIGHTING TO BELIEVE!",
"I can't wait for the new rocks to come out.",
"Me too thanks",
"Good thing they took care of that ogre problem. The Irish ones are particularly tough.",
"But we also have glaring evidence that the 6 days thing is just a bold faced lie. It doesn't matter if they accept the Earth and universe were here. Humanity did not come to be in 6 days.",
"Seabottom, hence the layers.",
"I was raised a Jehovah's Witness. I left 8 years ago. They don't believe the earth was made in 6 literal days. First off, Genesis opens with \"In The beginning God created the heavens and the earth.\" They, along with a number of bible scholars apparently, believe this to be a completely separate act than the creative days in verse 3 and on. As a matter of fact, they believe the earth (and the universe) was in existence for an unknown amount of time prior to the creative days. They pretty much believe the Earth could be over 4 billion years old and claim \"science and the bible are not at odds.\"\n\n\nThe other reason they don't believe the earth is only 6000 years old is because the Hebrew word translated \"day\" can represent various different lengths of times. They don't know how long each \"day\" was, but they think they were much much longer than 24 hours. ",
"You could have taken a picture of like, almost any rock and have that still be true.",
"I went to Catholic school through the 60s and even then, pre-Vatican 2, we were taught evolution in elementary school.",
"Or just use a photo of yo momma, op. ",
"It depends. \n\nWhen speaking of sea level, generally you have to distinguish between eustatic (worldwide) sea level and relative (local) sea level. If Eustatic sea level is stable over a period of time, you can still have relative sea level fluctuation. It may appear at a certain spot like the sea level is fluctuating but the sea level is only raising or lowering relative to the spot you are at because the land itself is raising or lowering. \n\nIt also gets a bit more complicated than that. Looking at this outcrop in particular, you wouldn’t be able to say that the top was where sea level used to be. That is because the interior structure of the earth is dynamic and can undergo large scale deformation. The sinking of earth (subsidence) or raising of earth (uplift) can be due to any huge number of factors. Only by looking at clues left by in the geologic record can you understand all the details and specifics that go into calculating a paleo sea levels. \n\n",
"How big is It? Like how tall and what is the rough size of the surface area on top?",
"Buy my merch! I’m back bitches, and completely flat broke!",
"Ah yes, the Shoe Event Horizon",
"Who's Mister Grumpy-Face today?",
"Loosely translated into done broke for us Americans.",
"Jokes are easy and clearly where people go first in reply. But wait long enough, and a geologist is bound to appear!",
"Yeah that’s it’s name,\nThey call it Cliff\nCuz that’s it’s name",
"That's not how it works... \n\nThe premise is: there's nothing, we start from there. \n\nYou say \"there is a god\" I say \"ok, prove it\"\n\nThe burden of proof is on the person who make a proposition.\n\nThe fact that the idea is thousands of years old doesn't change anything.\n\nNow this man, Ken Ham.. He decides to discard science? He's either an idiot or someone who benefits from it!",
"Plenty of that in the Bible. She'll understand.",
"Wouldn't any picture of most Rocks be what millions of years looks like?",
"Yet you’re the one downvoting me... ",
"That means you're at worst 65 minutes away from /u/StephenDesigner , and at best 5 minutes away from him.",
"That is a nice little slice of pre-life!",
"You can see the dark ages",
"I've heard some flat earth chatter about our flat earth is part of a bigger galaxy(dimensions?). Most have heard of the ice walls at the end of the flat earth, beyond those are other planes and we would kind of resemble an ice cube tray ",
"The Bible shows that the sun, one of the stars that make up “the heavens,” was created before vegetation. (Genesis 1:1) Diffused light from the sun reached the earth’s surface during the first “day,” or epoch, of creation. As the atmosphere cleared, by the third “day” of creation, the light was strong enough to support photosynthesis. (Genesis 1:3-5, 12, 13) Only later did the sun become distinctly visible from the surface of the earth.—Genesis 1:16.\n\nA careful consideration of the Genesis account reveals that events starting during one “day” continued into one or more of the following “days.” For example, before the first creative “day” started, light from the already existing sun was somehow prevented from reaching the earth’s surface, possibly by thick clouds. (Job 38:9) During the first “day,” this barrier began to clear, allowing diffused light to penetrate the atmosphere.*\n\nOn the second “day,” the atmosphere evidently continued to clear, creating a space between the thick clouds above and the ocean below. On the fourth “day,” the atmosphere gradually cleared to such an extent that the sun and the moon were made to appear “in the expanse of the heavens.” (Genesis 1:14-16) In other words, from the perspective of a person on earth, the sun and moon began to be discernible. These events happened gradually.\n\nThe Genesis account also relates that as the atmosphere continued to clear, flying creatures—including insects and membrane-winged creatures—started to appear on the fifth “day.”\n\nThe Bible’s narrative allows for the possibility that some major events during each day, or creative period, occurred gradually rather than instantly, perhaps some of them even lasting into the following creative days.\n\nFor example, during the sixth creative day, God decreed that humans “become many and fill the earth.” (Genesis 1:28, 31) Yet, this event did not even begin to occur until the following “day.”—Genesis 2:2.\n\n\n\nEDIT: Although the Bible is not a science book it can and does concord with scientific data in many ways.\n\n\nSo the timeline would be-\n\n\n\n THE BEGINNING\n The material heavens and earth are created.—Genesis 1:1.\n Earth formless and dark\n\n DARKNESS\n The earth is formless, desolate, and dark.—Genesis 1:2.\n\n\n\n Day 1: light; day and night\n FIRST DAY\n Diffused light evidently penetrates the earth’s atmosphere. If there had been any observer on the surface of the earth, the sources of light would have been imperceptible to him. Yet, the difference between night and day became discernible.—Genesis 1:3-5.\n\n\n Day 2: expanse\n SECOND DAY\n The earth is covered with water and a dense mantle of vapor. These two elements are separated, creating a gap between the watery surface and the canopy of vapor. The Bible describes this space as “an expanse between the waters,” and calls it “Heaven.”—Genesis 1:6-8.\n\n\n Day 3: dry land and vegetation\n THIRD DAY\n Surface water subsides and dry ground appears. The atmosphere clears up to allow more sunlight to reach the ground. Some vegetation appears, with new species sprouting through the third and subsequent creative days.—Genesis 1:9-13.\n\n\n Day 4: heavenly luminaries\n FOURTH DAY\n The sun and moon become discernible from the earth’s surface.—Genesis 1:14-19.\n\n\n\n Day 5: fish and birds\n FIFTH DAY\n God creates underwater creatures and flying creatures in great numbers with the ability to procreate within their kinds.—Genesis 1:20-23.\n\n\n\n Day 6: land animals and humans\n SIXTH DAY\n Land animals are created, both large and small. The sixth day culminates with God’s physical creation: the first human couple.—Genesis 1:24-31.\n\n",
"Its a starfish",
"Urgh, facts. Always getting in the way of a good old dogmatic religion.",
"Mayo for Sam",
"You coulda just took a picture of the stars instead of traveling to get this shot. Shoot some of the stars are billons of years old.",
"I thought it was a sandwich ",
"That would exactly be the woman's response.",
"boring and gay, built the pyramids quicker and they are heaps better you suck earth try harder next time.",
"Um, the Earth is only 6000 years old guys. Yeah, hate to break it to yah. ",
"Unless it's a million year old Parfait",
"that’s a lie my grandma looks a lot older ",
"/r/NotKenM ",
"There was an ogre that lived there, but St Patrick and god made his patch of land separate from the other land. The ogre, frustrated by his banishment to the now isolated rock, just disappeared. Weak ogre if you ask me. And there is always guiness. Storks can even fly you your guiness.",
"What I've learned from past arguments with flat earth theorists and people like your mother in-law is that you can never win. If Jesus Christ himself came down from the heavens and told them that the earth was round, they would probably convince themselves that what they saw was the antichrist fooling them. The amount of hoops people will jump through to defend their conspiracy theories is insane.",
"Not me, there are lots of readers here. Have some upvotes.",
"You don’t understand burden of proof then. If you claim something to be true, you then provide evidence that it exists. It’s not up to the non-believer to prove that God doesn’t exist. That’s completely ludicrous. Can you imagine if court was like that? It would be guilty until proven innocent instead of the opposite. Also, no one is claiming to know everything, you’re assuming that people are a certain way because they disagree with you.",
"\"Or a few weeks.\" -creationists, probably.",
"repeat stuff\n\nrepeat stuff ",
"It’s like when someone builds a new suburban house in Ye Olde Tudor style, with white exterior walls and fake dark wood beams, and maybe a patch of fake exposed brick painted on the side of the chimney. “Clearly this house is so fancy that it must have had a builder!” “Yes, and clearly the builder had crappy taste.”\n\nI mean if you believe in an omnipotent God, then sure, the universe could’ve been ‘poof’ed out in a few days about 6,000 years ago and made to look billions of years old. But why? A universe with stars and galaxies forming, and an Earth with life evolving into the vast array of species, is so much more beautiful and interesting. Also there are mountains of physical evidence to support it.",
"I came here to point that out too. It just does't make sense. ",
"Plus the time to get on reddit, write this up, minus time elapsed, and ignoring any space-time events",
"this is a pic of my minecraft server",
"Thousands*",
"It most likely took god a few thousand years to create earth. So in the Bibles account, each of the six creative days could have lasted for thousands of years. ",
"Don’t let the flat earthers see this. They’ll have a field day with it. ",
"and then add to that, the time it's taken for that shit to get worn away. \n\nhow much longer might that thing survive? wouldn't it get too thin to support itself and then just crumble and fall over? ",
"I just realized that I want to see a Twitter war between Ken Ham and Ken M about this.",
"kill their morale by disagreeing with them. ",
"Global warming has dried out that much of Earth's water?",
"This is PATRICK",
"I get this weird urge to climb this thing.",
"You need to build a theme park first.",
"Those experimental evidence conspiratards. When will they start trusting gut over brain?",
"What is more insane to me is that those layers are sedimentary which means somewhere there was some forgotten mountain or some other geologic feature that was stripped bare by millions of years of wind or water erosion before it settled at the bottom of some forgotten ocean becoming deep layers of rock before it was thrust up again and eroded once more to it's current state.",
"translation: \n\nFuck a bunch of ladies and teach all your children to ",
"That was a roller coaster ride of a story",
"Burrito baby ",
"you reminded me, i need to go watch Jordan Peterson's lectures on the bible. ",
"Ken Ham would say it’s only 2000\n",
"The amount of mocking of people who dare question the supposedly infallible word of science is sad. Science once told us the sun revolved around the earth and that we were the center of the universe. \n\nI'm not saying this ISN'T representative of a million years because I really don't know. I'm just saying that the mentality of \"scientific conclusions are obvious facts until proven otherwise and those who disagree must be ostracized and ridiculed\" is childish and counter-productive. \n\nEdit: Come on, Reddit. Give me your raging bloodthirsty downvotes. ",
"> little death\n\nare you referring to the French definition?",
"Anyone know how that particularly thick section near the top formed? Looks like not too terribly long ago. Would be cool to see this noted with a timescale and events that matchup with the different layers. Where’s a geologist when you need one? ",
"Definitely looks like the sea level is rising... mhm...",
"Holy shirt you're right. praise Jebus I'm a believer now ",
"I think I did actually. Seems like there are more modern successors to SimAnt, but hardly any for SimEarth. ",
"what if I don't look at sand. does that leave you unable to prove it? Is it merely the act of looking *at* the sand that proves you right? ",
"I know you're joking but the actual translation is \"the broken fort\" which as far as place names go, is metal as fuck.",
"NDT would like a word with everyone.",
"Did somebody say take them for granite? ",
"This would be funny if it wasn't so sad and true. \n\nI wonder if every generation feels this way. I've completely lost faith in my county (America), and my only shred of hope is that at some point, an older generation will die. How fucked up is that??",
"Just like his mom's vagina",
"u/onewordnospaces in the comments with the words. ",
"R/earthporn ",
"This made my morning. Thank you.",
"That’s Azkaban ",
"No Fate. \n\nSarah Connor",
"More like thousands. ",
"Very green, rocky and quite cloudy.",
"Yep.",
"muh both sydzz!",
"So the black stuff is coal?",
"I wish the moderators would filter out the stupid comments. I would like to have really learned something about this or read comments from people who have visited or knew something about it, but as usual, silly, boring comments about nothing.",
"I won't downvote you, but I do have a question. If your god created Adam and Eve at a certain age, then they were that age, correct? God didn't make 2 horny 1 year olds in adult bodies, he made two adult humans, who are viewed and treated as adults. So my question is, if God created a planet that is already aged to a certain age, then isn't it that age. In your hypothesis, it was created as specified in the bible but aged to 4.5 billion years. This would mean the age of the Earth is 4.5 billion years, unless you believe your God did shit half assed. Also, your position is in falsifiable, and therefore not defensible. You can believe it if you want, but stop hollering about proof. ",
"I think it would be a stretch to say that the creator is deceiving or manipulating, just because he has created things that have age. \n\nI watched about 1/2 of your video on epistemic responsibility, and I completely agree. The fact of the matter is that my belief in God isn't based purely on faith. As a matter of fact, something like 84% of the world's population believe in a higher power. Are all of these people being \"morally obligated to refrain from that belief\"? \n\nAs far as mental gymnastics go, I'll leave you with another video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjGPHF5A6Po\n\n",
"Show her where the meteor hit in the gulf and the K-T event layer is at. \n\nAll that iridium.....",
"Hi!\n\nI’m currently in Galway and was wondering if you know of the best way to get to that rock formation ☺️",
"Broken Fort in English if my sub par Irish language schooling is still functioning.",
"You mean about 6,000 years.\n\n\nPraise Jesus",
"https://imgur.com/BC4E6x4",
"Do scientists know approximately how much time each layer spans?\nSo strange to think there was a full life for each of those layers. ",
"If water is such an erosive force, why can't it rinse the egg off my plate? ",
"How can people see stuff like this and still argue that the earth is only a few thousand years old? It is literally like counting rings on a tree. Very impressive shot",
"And now I want cake.",
"If you apply the concept of 'aged' things in the universe to light from distant stars it doesn't work. The concept is demonstrably false. \n\nAnd Ken Ham is most certainly an idiot. The heavens gate gate people who killed themselves to ride in spaceships behind a comet also had reasons to believe what they did, and they're still fucking idiots, just like Ken Ham. \n\n",
"Bris?",
"Is there one with labels explaining what each band/strata represents? ",
"Check out the Missoula floods.",
"So what you're saying is that the sea level is dropping?",
"Lasagne ",
"Nope",
"Found the other geologist",
"But muh creationism!",
"Nope ",
"Bless you",
"Just note that you probably won't agree with everything they say (especially if you aren't a Christian). But some of it is interesting. Kinda makes you think. (I'm a Christian and there were 1 or 2 things in the documentary that I thought they did a poor job arguing, but a lot of the things they argued made me question what I was taught as a science student through most of my schooling)",
"More if you live far away. ",
"You're thinking of sentimental, sedimentary is the characterisation by much sitting and lack of physical excercise",
"Instructions unclear. Now dick is rock hard.",
"Bible is why, not how",
"Alrighty then, flagged your comment for being stupid, silly, and boring. Hopefully the\nMods will remove it",
"Serious question, is the KT boundary visible or is it deeper underwater? ",
"Become a politician",
"I'd say it is 1/100th of a second, possibly less ",
"While the sediment layers themselves took millions of years to form the actually erosion to expose it was probably far far less.\n\nIn fact a great deal of these kinds of structures are often formed from gigantic deluges that happen in hours. Thats right all that rock can be stripped in hours! This is indeed how geologist think the Badlands in the US and the White Cliffs in Dover were formed.",
"Bull shit. Earth is 3,000 years old. This is a hoax. (s/)",
"Nope ",
"r/sexystrata",
"Whatever, knock yourself out.",
"I spy lots of removed comments 👀",
"You suck ",
"That’s a mean slice of cake",
"They are almost certainly shales. This looks like common Flysch and Molasse type deposits from the Paleozoic related to Paleozoic rocks in North America \n\nedit to add: the depositional processes you describe, are the basic descriptions for Flysch and Molasse deposits, I wanted to highlight that this is what those terms mean\nFlysch: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flysch\nMolasse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molasse",
"You ask them how their medication is going, how their car has been driving and planes fly. That's all science just like earth science, the only difference is that medication and automotive transport are relatively new in the grand scheme of time, and religion has been able to satisfy peoples curiosity for earth creating and life development throughout the years. Now though, we do understand fairly well what happened those billions of years ago up until now. It is science just like doctors, engineers, and physicists, she has just chosen to dismiss it.",
"It's constantly raining sideways.",
"One if the coolest things about strata is when there is an unconformity. There will be a rhyolite that's a billion years old, directly underneath strata that's 500 million years old. A cool paper about this just came out regarding the St. Francis mountains in southern Missouri.",
"FALSE! God made a sandwich 3000 years ago and it just got stale",
"You could also just take a picture of people inside Walmart and say the same thing ",
"Just the tip\n",
"You don't. A person who wants to believe so much can't be argued with. ",
"Also an idiot when it comes to geology, so I might be horribly wrong - sorry! Your guess is sorta kinda correct, but it's not differently coloured dirt. Basically, it's different types of dirt, rocks, sandstone etc. etc. layered on top of each other which then get corroded by water and air for millions of years. Couldn't be done in 50k years. That's actually a reeeally short time frame in the grand scheme of things.\n\nAlso keep in mind this is a really simplified explanation. It's much more complex than that. You could probably find better explanations on google.",
"side note, their endorsement of Kay Jewelers has got to be the dumbest pairing ever",
"You're wrong. God made it like that.\n",
"Could we get a good citizen paleontologist to do us a solid? Photoshop In a vertical ruler showing sea level, era, and level of global verdantcy from top to bottom?",
"Yup. I never thought I'd see a day that Catholicism would be considered a liberal/progressive religion. ",
"Can anyone draw an arrow to the KT boundary for reference?",
"How embarrassing for you. ",
">Are all of these people being \"morally obligated to refrain from that belief\"?\n\nThat is what mathematician & philosopher W.K.Clifford claimed, yes. In the above link. To quote him directly:\n\n>*\"it is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.\"*\n\nAs for your video from PragerU, yes I've seen that one twice. A word about sources. PragerU is considered to be a propaganda channel with a significant bias. A former BBC correspondent called Potholer, [debunks the claims in that video accordingly.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIwKhX-1gZQ)",
"No matter how much you try and concern troll, you are obviously just a butt-hurt Christian who doesn't like having to face the truth. In the last century we developed a process called \"carbon dating\" which is actually fairly basic science and is incredibly accurate. We have been able to reliably date things that are millions of years old. There has been no credible Argument made in the last hundred years that could suggest the earth is anything less than millions (really billions) of years old. It is great that you enjoy your religion, but it's concept of the age of the Earth is just patently false. Thankfully your level of non-understanding won't change facts, so it will really only be you and your kids that continue to believe this nonsense.",
"How come this portion of the rock did not erode, but the rest of it did?",
"Wow love that.",
"\"If you apply the concept of 'aged' things in the universe to light from distant stars it doesn't work. The concept is demonstrably false.\" \n\nSorry I have no idea what you're talking about. The creator created the stars and the light and put them in place.",
"LPT: Do not orgasm your MIL to death. ",
"what caused the big stratum near the top?",
"Scientists are just a bunch of closed-minded skeptics who are completely biased towards \"evidence\" and \"predictable, verifiable results\". Well fine, then they're not allowed to be in our secret club with our imaginary friend who tells us to feel guilty for touching ourselves!",
"Plus the time wasted reading these asinine comments.",
"To throw out hundreds of years of meticulous observations, measurements, thought and process is astoundingly stupid. The hubris is unfathomable. ",
"I don't think the K-T boundary is very thick, you'd have to be up close and know what to look for.",
"I wouldn’t mind bedding that cleavage.",
"Hello, that guy here. Literally any photo shows what millions of years looks like.",
"Didn't they open for Alabama Shakes on the last tour?",
"How high is it?\n Not that I'm thinking of jumping it or anything. ",
"We have a 4.56 billion year old experiment that has been running continuously, and is still going. We observe geology happening today, and use our observations of modern systems to understand and interpret the geologic record. What we know from this is that the Earth is very old (certainly not a few thousand years old) and that it has never experienced a globally synchronous flooding event",
" Metamorphically speaking that is.",
"A house on top appeals to the aspergers in me. ",
"[Ham Rove](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/e/ec/Ham_Rove.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111001043626)",
"I've played enough RPGs to know that late in the game, you'll get some flying device that'll allow you to access that area. Guaranteed that it'll have at least 1 piece of great loot. Might also have a secret boss fight.",
"Looks like a moldy sandwich ",
"This is explained by the rolling shutter effect taking the photo over the course of a few million years, row by row.",
"...\n\n\\>. < I'm an idiot. ",
"It looks like the edges have been cropped off",
"\"Nuh-uh, God did it\"\n\n/S",
"How would my life be easier? I love science. I literally got choked up watching the Falcon Heavy Launch this week. Why would my life be easier if I suddenly started believing that life on earth has been around for millions of years instead of roughly 6000? ",
"What do the differences in the layers represent? Like near the top there's a very thick section which looks quite uniform. A section below it of the same color but has sections. And above and below both of those are a very dark layer. ",
"The concept you just described does not match our observations of stars. If God aged light, a single star's observed position would change depending on the position of the observer. That doesn't happen, so we can know the stars aren't \"aged\" as you suggest. \n\nThe claim you are making about an aged universe is proven false. ",
"Thought this was going to be a picture of a stacked pastrami on rye from the thumbnail.",
"Remember who won the election?",
"Looks like some high rise apartments you’d see in #urbanhell",
"Epic rap battles.of. History.",
"To be fair, these units aren't directly related to tectonic activity or ductile deformation, but you are correct (if that is what they were). As for uplift, I suspect the uplift here has more to do with isostasy and erosion than anything else\n\nThe sediments are related to tectonics in the sense that they were most likely shed off of an ancient mountain chain (probably the Appalachian Mountain chain system and its corresponding European mountain chains) in the Paleozoic",
"You need a teacher!",
"Tastes like heavy metal poisoning.",
"Crazy how nature make dat",
"[Apparently the layer varies in depth across the world](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceDiscussion/comments/3nfd8w/how_deep_is_the_ktboundary/)",
"Glad someone got the reference!",
"Are you dead already?",
"Shit you can go to the Grand Canyon and see rock over a Billion years old at the bottom. ",
"Cake?",
"I was expecting a photo of ops mom.",
"You mean thousands of years...",
"I want to push it over so badly ",
"Nice! You beat me to it, lol. ",
"Well since those edges look pretty sharp and not smoothed out due to erosion. It could very well have been crested by a volcano or earthquake or some natural event that happened very rapidly and thats what is left. Just like here Mt St Helens , when it erupted created in rapid time strata that looks exactly lile we see and have assumed is always millions of year. It happened in days. \n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=mount+st+helens+instant+layers&chips=q:mount+st+helens+instant+layers,online_chips:strata&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjX3L-MgpnZAhWo7YMKHdpJDNgQ4lYINygA&biw=412&bih=652&dpr=2.63#imgrc=x1RuRyi8SSLJjM:",
"It's called a hole but yes, it is a basket with chains.",
"Ah, there's that blind reddit rage I've heard so much about! Thank you for talking down to me and assuming everything from my reason for posting to my obvious lack of awareness about carbon dating. /s\n\nMy short time on this site has shown me you guys are nothing if not predictable.\n",
"Or a Pokemon.",
"GLOBAL WARMINGGGGGGGGGGG /s",
"Or they all happened at once during a great catastophic event like Mt St Helens did in just one day.\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=mount+st+helens+instant+layers&chips=q:mount+st+helens+instant+layers,online_chips:strata&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjX3L-MgpnZAhWo7YMKHdpJDNgQ4lYINygA&biw=412&bih=652&dpr=2.63#imgrc=x1RuRyi8SSLJjM:",
"*scrolling down reddit*\n\nOh cool and you can see a nice reflection in the water.\n\nOh no wait that’s still it’s OOH theres the reflection...\n\nNope.\n\nNope.\n\nOh wow.",
"Reminds me of the museum guide who said that their *Tyrannosaurus* skeleton was 70,000,023 years old. When someone asked how he knew that, he explained that when he had been hired at the museum 23 years earlier, the skeleton had been 70 million years old.\n\n-----\n\n**Edit:** Just to be clear, the joke is that the 70MY date only has one [significant figure,](https://www.khanacademy.org/math/arithmetic-home/arith-review-decimals/arithmetic-significant-figures-tutorial/v/significant-figures) so adding 23 (or any number less than 10MY) to it is meaningless.\n\nFYI, there are lots of ways that scientists can date an ancient specimen [(yeah, I know):](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-mom-jokes)\n\nMethod|Examples|Useful range\n:-|:-|:-\nFission track|volcanic minerals, teeth|Absolute, 5KYA to 100MYA\nPotassium-argon, argon-argon|volcanic minerals|Absolute, 200KYA to 4+GYA\nPalaeomagnetic stratigraphy|objects in layers of identified magnetic orientation|Relative, up to 80MYA\nBiostratigraphy|similar fossils at different sites|Relative, up to 2GYA\nStratigraphy|objects in sedimentary rock|Relative, up to 4+GYA\nChemical analysis|bone, fossils|Relative, up to 4+GYA\n\n*[More [here](https://australianmuseum.net.au/dating-dinosaurs-and-other-fossils) and [elsewhere](https://www.google.com/search?q=dating+decay+sediment)]*",
"This is erosion. Millions of years can be in every single photograph ever taken because 'space'.",
"I was referring to /u/brainburger above who referenced\n\n> similar layer-cake rocks in which large sections have been tilted with the bedding-planes now vertical, in among horizontal layers\n\nbut yes, you are correct about the above picture.\n\n",
"So was the ocean once that high? Cuz that's a shit ton of water.",
"I don't have to prove there isn't a god. You have to prove that there is one. \n\nYou can't go on believing literally everything unless there is proof it doesn't exist. For one, you have to be a polytheist. You'd have to believe in unicorns, leprechauns, lizard people, etc too. If I propose that the works of HP Lovecraft were divinely inspired, you'd have to believe me unless you could prove otherwise. \n\nThat's why the burden of proof is on you. So go on. Prove your claim. ",
"Well, kind of. Special creation and flood geology predated much of modern geology in the 19th century and a lot of people accepted a relatively young earth in the 19th century, but eventually the work of geologists like Lyell would show that the Earth couldn't be as young as biblical scholars claimed via genealogies. \n\nThe modern creationist movement is really a rebirth of this flood geology and special creation from the 19th century. For example, Darwin took a copy of \"Natural Theology\" on board the Beagle with him and was an advocate for special creation. What that means is that the modern creationist movement has its roots in something scientists knew was wrong before the turn of the 20th century, and the creationists have not only opted to ignore it, but also to try and bastardize it",
"Remind us again who persecuted Galileo for providing evidence that the earth went around the sun? ",
"I think I see Luke up top",
"Can you prove that this is millions of years old?",
"I live very very near Down Patrick, the rocks are my playground, you can't imagine how excited I just got seeing it on Reddit! ",
"If movies taught me anything, there's treasure in an underwater cave on the north side\n ",
"You realize that literally any picture you take is a picture of millions of years?",
"[That reminds me of my favorite comic story that's full of rock puns](https://comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-art/complete-story/don-rosa-uncle-scrooge-adventures-9-complete-12-page-story-fortune-on-the-rocks-original-art-gladstone-1988-total-12-original-art-/a/7093-92158.s#)",
"We (potentially) have beer recipes older than that: https://www.realmofhistory.com/2017/09/22/oldest-beer-recipe-mesopotamia-ninkasi/",
"You ignored space-time events?! That's big ignorance!",
"~~*z*~~",
"~~*z*~~",
"At “nerdy geologist here,” I checked the username hoping for someone else... \nGood info though, thanks",
"I missed wherever that comment was",
"Eventually, yes. Nothing in this world is permanent. Hell, this planet isn't permanent.",
"Down Patrick Head, Ballycastle, Co. Mayo, Ireland. Let's get Ballycastle some recognition, it's crying out for more tourism, not to mention the ceide fields nearby are a huge attraction! ",
"I really need to get my arse in gear and start seeing more of my country. There's so much have haven't seen. ",
"Man, this is where Skyrim got the college of Winterhold idea from",
"Why do I all of a sudden crave a sandwich",
"Its actually lightyears away from brock I mean rock. ",
"zanya. zah. ",
"Another number of scholars agree that the bible isn't worth being looked at that deep because the Roman authors who compiled it didn't really give a fuck and just wanted it to be compelling enough to make the Jewish population pay taxes to Rome.\n\nI personally stand by the opinion and I think that all of these new, \"deeper\" interpretations of this mere political manifesto no different from \"Mein Kampf\" are just attempts to maintain the little credit it still has and, consequently, people's belief in it.",
"STOP GIVING ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ",
"Now THAT would have been a cool place for Skywalker to have lived.",
"Lost place",
"From the article:\n\n> A few years ago, a helicopter landed several scientists on the stack; they were the first humans to set foot there for ages. They stayed there overnight and examined the surface where they found the remains of a medieval house, walls, cultivation ridges, and a corn grinding stone.\n\nThat just instills such awe in me. All these lost stories in time.",
"That was so out of place. They didn't even do a real trick shot with them. \n\nWho were they marketing to? YouTube teenagers? They don't buy jewelry. \n\n\nImagine Ethan Klein from H3H3 selling car insurance. \nIt just doesn't make sense",
"Another nerdy geologist here. As someone else already said some of the layering here is probably to do with sea level changes. The lighter stuff is almost certainly limestone which represents deposition in a shallow marine environment. The thinner darker layers are shale and were deposited in much deeper water. That’s oversimplified because there are a million factors at play but it probably describes most of what you can see in this pic.",
"Not everybody likes onions...",
"Should I give you the reassuring gandalf quote?",
"nipples so hot right now..",
"If you enjoyed that, you should also check out [Atlas Obscura](https://www.atlasobscura.com) for some more information oddments.",
"So where do humans show up, on top, where the grass starts?",
"Is it possible to learn this power?",
"*6,000 years. For Christ’s sake. ",
"There’s gotta be some loot up there",
"Looks like we're about ready to enter a black era. ",
"The paler blocky rocks are limestone while the dark bands are shale. The whole deposit dates back to the Carboniferous Period when Ireland was located somewhere near the equator.\n\nThe alternating bands represent rises and falls in sea level, with the limestone being deposited in shallow warm seas (similar conditions to those seen in the modern day Caribbean) while the shale was deposited in much deeper marine conditions.\n\nSource: I worked as a geologist in Ireland for 8 years.",
"Really hard to tell without a scale. Here is what appears to be a smaller sea stack with people on top for scale :https://www.wildsea.eu/thumb.php?crop=0&n=experiences%2F92%2F579763fe2c4ab.jpg&w=400&h=239&x=0&y=0\n\nIf I were to venture a guess, I'd estimate that to be about 150 feet or so? (the one in the OP, not the picture I linked)",
"I finally found the perfect location to build my house. Thank you, OP. ",
"Pisses me off when nature doesn't fully render the frame",
"All I'm saying is that they can be reconciled. Some people may struggle with that, or in the case of OP's post, be faced with arguments from loved ones. It sounds like you've found the balance of religion and science that works for you, so that's all that matters.",
"Sure, I'd love one since I'm just sitting here dying anyway. ",
"When chicks be like \"new year new me\"",
"No homo! is the correct term peasant.",
"CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!",
"Looks like a slice of rock cake for the planet’s birthday party ",
"All we need now is a blue bus with a hot air balloon attached to it so we can get there... ",
"This pic is right up there with Steve Buschemi was a firefighter during 9-11.",
"You will having a stabbingly good time ",
"/r/korok_irl",
"Instructions unclear. Gave mother in law orgasm, now divorced. ",
"So we can expect the sea level to rise back to that level. ",
"I wanna stand on top of it. ",
"Wait is the OP billions or millions. ",
"The Catholic Church happily accepts scientific advancements. It knows it can't beat them. Which is a fairly positive stance ",
"Do you remember my supercool Rattata?",
"Or 4000 years if you're Michelle Bachman",
"Dang",
"One lonely island ",
"It's more non-Catholics who believe the weird pseudo-science stuff. Catholicism officially accepts that the Big Bang probably happened 13 billion years ago, and simply states that this was god's method of making the universe. \n\nAny catholic who believes otherwise is ignoring the Vatican ",
"But I mean the sky and space are in this shot ..... \n\nSo......",
"> one ",
"“I wish it need not have happened in my time,\" said Frodo. \n\n\"So do I,\" said Gandalf, \"and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us\"\n\nIf anyone is wondering (nah), yes, I'm in the middle of my annual rereading of the books and watching of the movies.",
"Impossible. The earth is 6000 years old, silly scientists. ",
"Hell yeah everybody come over to /r/discgolf !\n",
"Fantastic.",
"This exhibits bedding, and therefore sedimentation was not continuous. There are gaps in geologic time here due erosion on the top of each of those layers before the next layer was deposited.",
"Those are not millions of years... That's a rock in the sea.. ",
"God created it like that. He also made erosion work in a way which can produce the same results over short periods, in order to test us.",
"Sorry, I switched from talking about the age of that particular formation, to Ken Ham's claims about the age of the earth. I have no idea how old that formation is. ",
"> How does one approach that pseudo-science argument with actual science?\n\nAsk them why they don't believe in carbon dating or any other science, but they believe in medical science that often uses the same or similar scientific concepts. Why do they trust X-rays, PETs, CTs, MRIs? They can't see that energy or feel it. That's not explained by scripture. If they don't believe in science, they shouldn't get modern medical treatments. That'll show 'em.",
"Looks like Azkaban.",
"But if god didn't create life until during the 6 days, and the stone of the earth was already put into place, how could there be fossils in that stone?",
"Lalotai? ",
"It's more of a basket with chains *on* a pole. Come on over to /r/discgolf and find out more. You might realize it's not (just) a stoner/hippy sport but one of the fastest expanding and growing sports in the world. The top of the game is starting to resemble ball golf in terms of tournament and course styles, and it's so much fun to play and watch.",
"Nice, thank you. I came here to say this (paleontologist here).",
"I don’t know how we define what is metal any more ",
"Not really. Wouldn't be enough momentum. ",
"Rock's seen some shit.",
"I assume he jacked off to make people. That seems to be the plot behind most creation stories from various cultures ",
"Second reference to disc sports in the top five comments in /r/pics?! Hang on /r/discgolf , we've got popularity incoming!",
"Just like minecraft",
"Not only would he say the layers were deposited by a global flood, in the same breath he'd say the surrounding rock was carved away by the same global flood. ",
"New Minecraft HD Pack looking very realistic.\n",
"Anyone else REALLY want a sandwich now?",
"Hallelujah",
"You're even a better argument against evolution than the original commenter's mother!",
"pft! I could do the same thing to a mountain in minutes with just a little explosives. Nature is pathetic!",
"Tiramisu. Tiramisu.",
"Memes? ",
"do people go up there? i would love to pitch a tent and camp on top, it seems so cozy and free of predators.",
"What? The earth is more than 6,000 years old? Someone down the street claims it’s round, too. One particularly crazy guy told me there are fancy cars in space. Oddballs. ",
"What a load of schist",
"ELI5 how this formed? I understand it's layer by layer over a very long period of time but why is it just a small chunk with nothing surrounding it?",
"Not if you're a time traveler.",
"But the earth is only 6000 years old",
"What kind of ship is this? What is its cargo? ",
"The video you posted is really just a bunch of condescending nitpicking. The only thing I'll give it is that a list of the 50 requirements for life would’ve been nice. I also found \"The way to beat huge odds is to have an even bigger number of events\" very unsatisfactory in terms of having multiple big bangs, but I guess that's just my opinion.\n\nAnyway, I don't intend to convince you that there's a higher power. I suppose if you like I could tell you why I believe, but I don’t think that would help much. The bottom line is that 80% of the world's population isn't stupid. There is a reason people believe. Instead of writing them off as ignorant fools, you’d be wise to search things out for yourself.\n",
"No, that's not what's going on. The sedimentary units you see there were deposited on an epicontinental basin several hundred million years ago when Eurasia and North America were part of the same conjoined supercontinent (Pangea). Sea level was high enough to have transgressed up onto some parts of the continent when these sediments were deposited back in the Paleozoic, but it isn't like sea level was that high at that spot any time recently. \n\nThe reason it is isolated out in the ocean like that is due to erosion. Here is a diagram to explain how you get sea stacks like this: https://s3.amazonaws.com/gs-geo-images/1cfe7d06-9bfe-4024-be2c-2a29032c24b2.jpg",
"Precisely carved by Slartibartfast",
"Your wife probably won’t be too pleased if you give your Mother-In-Law the little death. But I’ve seen some films where it goes well!",
"Most of these people are taught from a young age to distrust anything and anyone who tries to change their mind on matters of religion. That fact + the paper thin framework their theology rests on (i.e. if evolution is true, then the Bible can’t be true and therefore god might not be real.) means they have to hold their beliefs extraordinarily close or risk losing them. In order to rationalize these beliefs, they have to believe that scientists only support evolution and an old earth because they’re paid too, and that these scientists regularly withhold or suppress evidence against evolution because of their “blind faith” (note the irony) in methodological naturalism. They’re able to rest easy when they get the answers they want from “creation scientists” who work with the Bible as their basis of truth and deny anything else, In short, that “scientific proof” you’re talking about? They don’t need it. Science is biased against belief in god and is its own religion along with atheism. Besides, they have their proof *holds up bible*. \n\nSource: myself, who grew up in a YEC household, church, and (public) school. ",
"Wait legit, or jokes? I've been wondering if anyone's ever climbed it",
"ugh. I have a creationist mother in-law too. I've found you can't argue actual science with them. Their 'faith' is just too much of a mental barrier to ever get them to actually think.\n \n",
"Itd be cool if there was a skeleton trapped in that but the animal it's supposed to be changes every couple of layers.",
"Proof that the earth is not 6000 years old ",
"Earth is only 6,000 year old - Ken Ham",
"> 6000\n\n6001, my friend.",
"> Throughout ~~millions of~~six thousand years, the Earth was able to wear down to the disc shape that we have today.\n\nFTFY",
"Well, grass evolved in the Cenozoic (in the last ~66 million years or so), long before the genus *Homo* (any species in that genus is a human) came about. \n\nThe sedimentary unit that the grass is growing on, is most likely Paleozoic in age (based on what I know about the geology of the area and related areas in NA). That's even older than the Cenozoic. The closest thing you'd be likely to find in those units related to humans, would be our fish ancestors (so, this would predate the rise and diversification of most of the Amphibians [which blossomed in the Carboniferous; I guess this could be Carboniferous in age, but these look like marine units so you'd be unlikely to find any amphibian fossils there)], the reptiles, the mammal-like reptiles, and the mammals)",
"Sounds like great craic! How do you get to/from your starting and ending points? It's something I'd be interested in doing in future.",
"I always entertain the theory that the Earth is growing. It absorbs space debris, over the billions of years it has been around, and since surface area is likely to grow more than liquid water concentration, the waters appear to recede, and processes like this happen. Erosion and oceanic tectonic activity also play huge roles, but I had always assumed planet growth was the cause.",
"So like 12 Parsecs?",
"Don't let anyone fool you. This is actually a slice of rock, not millions of years. ",
"That's a liberal media myth. That rock formation was created, fully formed, by God. 19 years ago.",
"Dumb question:\nSo I get that these different layers came from millions and millions of years of sediment piling up. But there’s all this sediment come from?\nMillions of years ago, was the overall diameter of the earth a lot smaller?",
"My wife and I are visiting from the States in a couple months! Planning on staying in Westport and can't wait to get out there and explore.",
"Geez those corny jokes from middle aged men in the top comments here, cancerous.",
"Dude the largest carnivore here in Ireland is the badger. Your pretty fucking safe camping anywhere (except private land and protected heritage sites of course)",
"There are several dating methods aside from the carbon one, each is used for different things (for example, we can't use carbon dating on sea life and things that eat it, I don't recall the reason right now), but there are a few things that can be dated by two or more dating systems and are consistent. Fossils find in situ (that meaning there is no evidence the remains were moved, like if a piece of a mountain containing it, fell to the botom due to an earthquake or something) are consistent, you won't find a velociraptor next to a mammoth. Finally the process that requires for thedevelopment of those layes are well understood by geologist, as much as other processes are understood by other scientist, astronomers can predict when there will be an eclipse, chemists can tell how chemicals will act when mixed, etc. Sure some branch of the recognized science can be a bit imprecise, like climatology, but that's only when it is applied to predictions that could be altered by a lot of unforeeseen ocurrances, if tasked to give the average climate of a past era based only evidence (not weather reports) they can get pretty close to reality. Look for some videos of AronRa about disproving the flood from diverse scientific branches to get a better explanation about it.",
"I KNEW that was Ireland!",
">Instead of writing them off as ignorant fools, you’d be wise to search things out for yourself.\n\n**[Hitchen's Razor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchens%27s_razor)**\n\n*The burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of a claim lies with the one who makes the claim, and if this burden is not met, the claim is unfounded, and its opponents need not argue further in order to dismiss it.*",
"Looks more like 6000 biblical years to me.",
"It's a slice of Earth-day cake. ",
"Erosion. Eons of erosion.",
"I get your making a joke but it's pronounced ah-kill",
"All those lines are water dropping in those million years. ",
"Priceless. ",
"Cat.",
"Geologist here! This is mostly correct - it's not just different colors of dirt, each layer is a different rock type. There's a few different rock types you can see in the photo here. The really dark, skinny layers are shale, and the thick tan layers are likely sandstone or limestone. Each rock type can only be formed in a specific type of environment.\n\nShale is made up silt and clay, and can only form in still, deep water where these very fine grains can be deposited (instead of being washed away). Sandstone is made up of coarser grains and forms in places where the water has more energy that deposits the heavy, coarse grains and washes the smaller ones away. Generally, you get shale in deep water (where there is less wave energy) and sandstones in shallower water. \n\nFor these different rock types to form in layers at the same location means the environment at that location must have changed over time. Each section of alternating shale and sandstone represents sea level rising and falling, which takes time. ",
"Nine ass comments?? Including your comment, it was five! ",
"💜love the picture . Comments are funny too",
"\"You look like a million years\" doesn't have the same ring as \"You look like a million bucks\"",
"What? No, that's not what I was saying at all. Holy hell, you guys can't even read with comprehension.",
"Ahhhh... Duly noted.... It is gorgeous, though and thank you for the heads up. I would have pronounced it 'aye-chill'. Damn American education system.",
"Experiment. Infection, then prayer vs antibiotic. Antibiotic always wins.",
"Depends on how good at rock climbing you are.",
"Ummm. The world is only 4,000 years old. Duh.",
"> The Bible, however, does not support such a conclusion. If it did, then many scientific discoveries over the past one hundred years would indeed discredit the Bible.\n\nSo rather than admit that it's the nonsensical ramblings of a bunch of desert peasants on hallucinogens, you're doubling-down by just making shit up.",
"No doubt, I take it for granit.",
"History repeats itself.",
"“b-BUT THE EARTH IS ONLY SIX THOUSAND-“",
"Woah, that photo took way to long to be taken. That’s patience and dedication. ",
"The water is the oldest part of that photo",
"Ok great, the same can be said about the theory of evolution then. When scientists can create life, please let me know.",
"Not from a Jedi.",
"ASKABAN!",
"If that is millions of years old, then what is this whole 2018 thing about?",
"Agreed. It's a damn shame it's over. That and my name is earl are my top two shows of all time",
"Mission Impossible 9 needs to start with Tom Cruise climbing this for no apparent reason ",
"No kidding. They're probably posting from within Earth's gravity-well, and you're a pleeb if you don't calculate the relativistic time-dilation. ",
"Wait? I thought with global warming the ocean levels are rising... this erosion indicates otherwise. What am I to believe?",
"\"That could have formed in 6000 years!\" - some idiot Creationist",
"Hello there fellow North Mayo man 👋🏼",
"Quite right.",
"*gets to the top \r\n\"can you hear me now\"",
"Yep.",
"Not just famous, goddamn rich. Just like Jesus supposedly preached.",
"Brandolini's principle would suggest it's not worth it.",
"Be sure to get public funding for your massive religious monument too",
"This is what Sesame Street reminds me of.\nhttps://youtu.be/21OH0wlkfbc",
"Found a site with a [lot](http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/01/dun-briste-impressive-sea-stack-at.html) of additional pictures.",
"But they are cragging me up!",
"Thanks, that helps a bit :)",
"Ken ham also known as Ken retard",
"The kingdoms of Reddit belong to comments such as these.",
"Well... this, to be honest. Mossy, bright green, rocky, rolling hills, dark seas, every shade of cloud between black and white you can think of, and about 50 kinds of rain.",
"What actually causes the difference between layers? Could I’d be something as slight as ‘most winds for the millennium were from the west’ or is it as sever as ice ages and eruptions?",
"I think you mean \"you don't see enough Raising Hope references\"",
"But...but...Jesus!!!",
"The bible is full of god doing half-assed jobs. [He also cheats at wrestling.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+32%3A22-32)",
"You’re thinking many many miles south 😝",
"It was created by the ekpyrotic process.",
"So... is the whole earth growing in volume & surface area?",
"Looks like a bad photoshop of a cliff side placed over an aerial shot of the ocean.\n\n*cough* I mean it looks beautiful.",
"r/KenM",
"I'm looking at this 9 hours later.\n",
"Can someone ELi5 how this forms? Where does all the other stuff around it go? Did it just erode away, and we were left with this? Shit like this wasn't answered in my 100 level Geo course. Although, maybe I don't remember much from it 12 years ago.",
"ELIF - that really thick portion near the top. Was that when the meteor hit and wiped out the Dinos? :D",
"I was expecting a recent picture of Larry King ",
"*laser sword",
"I could throw a football over that there formation...",
"Chicken coops?",
"No it won't be. Look at the coastline ",
"Who is mowing that up there?",
">Ok great, the same can be said about the theory of evolution then\n\nThe papers and data-sets are so numerous that they number in the thousands. [Nevertheless, here's a starting point](https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-best-published-scientific-papers-on-evolution).\n\n>When scientists can create life, please let me know.\n\nYes, this is being done. American bio geneticist [Craig Venter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Venter) and his team at the *J. Craig Venter Institute* started work on an entirely synthetic cell in 2010. And they've been making some great process. Successfully creating synthetic life in a lab.",
"Did god also cause you to be mentally deficient? ",
"Technically yes. A group of scientist went by helicopter in 1980. 3 climbers made it to the top in 1990 and 1 climber made it in 2016.",
"I'd eat this cake.",
"Great post. ",
"*Sweet.*",
"That's a great reply and sets things out really well.\n\nI know that she and that community use the genealogy in Exodus to come to the 6,000 years figure. I still think Exodus is more symbolic but she insists if you don't take the Bible at its word then how can you be sure of the rest of it (but then doesn't believe that Holy Communion is the actual blood and body of Christ even though that would follow from that logic) (also ignoring the fact that the Bible was originally an oral account and so probably had intonations which aren't present in the text. Jesus uses exaggeration for example).\n\nWhat are your thoughts on the genealogy argument?",
"Link please? ",
"I will say one last thing. If i tell you everyone is eating cake in the break room, are you going to answer back, \"The burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of that claim lies on you!\" No you're going to go to the break room and see. I'm telling you to go, look, and taste. It's good.",
"Those layers would happen regardless if the earth was created by a god or not. Am I missing your point here?",
"The Hawaiian Welcoming Committee?",
"Looks like a cake 🍰 ",
"You might be closet gay... js",
"These Minecraft mods are getting insane",
"Watch this video for about 2 min. https://youtu.be/xXTY4zIInUI?t=48m32s He explains that these layers don't take millions of years to form. He uses the example of Mt. St. Helens, which erupted three separate times and each time laid down many layers in a few hours. Unfortunately, the video doesn't show his pictures.. so check out this link https://dl0.creation.com/articles/p119/c11976/cliffface-lge.jpg I'm not saying you have to believe in 6000 years because of this, but it does show how the argument for millions of years due to millions of layers might not be so accurate.\n",
"Man, Moana's family line is ancient. ",
"*double up*",
"/r/unexpecteddiscworld",
"r/thingscutinhalf",
"Every time i find one under a rock my son asks me to drop the rock on its head. Every. Time.",
"Because millions of years ago would’ve been Pangea, Gondwana etc etc? I hate this site (Wikipedia) but it seems to be somewhat geologically correct: [supercontinents] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercontinent) Or is my assumption that millions of years ago is not 100s of millions of years ago? Geology is a fickle mistress. ",
"A spaceship was on top. By the time it finally took off, everything else around it was gone.",
"How did only this piece of rock survive?",
"Does anyone read rock, and can you tell me what these layers are saying?",
"Funny! \n\nFor those a little more interested in the *how* we can say it’s exactly 70,000,000 million years, it’s not! It’s *around* 70,000,000 years. The dating process does not provide enough precision in order to know that exactness, but knowing size is quite possible. This is represented in what is called “significant figures”. If a scientific measurement is written as 70,000,000, none of the zeroes are so-called significant. Only the 7 or ten millions digit. In basic terms, it means 70,000,000 years plus or minus 10,000,000 years or so.\n\nWhen adding scientific measurements, you have to round the answer to the smallest shared common decimal place. I like thinking of this as “your answer can only be as precise as the weakest link”. Therefore 70,000,000 (ten millions digit) + 23 (ones digit) = 70,000,000 (rounded to ten millions digit). If you added 5,000,000 to it however, that would round it to 80,000,000.",
"I’m just saying if one believes in God, they shouldn’t reject science. ",
">Burt poop\n\nTurd Ferguson?",
"Intriguingly she and the material she reads outright refuse to believe the Big Bang Theory, calling it 'ridiculous'. I think it's because they've build a kind of house of cards logic where 6,000 years can never change and so the best way to explain creation then is that God literally magically popped everything into its current place. She even argues that photons that 'appear' to have been travelling for millions of years were just placed by God going at that speed, same for decaying suns and gas giants and anything with a half-life.\n\nIronically the Big Bang plays quite well into the Kalam cosmological argument which I think is a better argument for God than anything she tells me.",
"I will just point out, you can say that about literally any rock ",
">Science once told us the sun went around the earth\n\n\nThe church told us that and science tried unsuccessfully to model it, and failed because it wasn't accurate. Then when science got it right, the church threw a wobbler. ",
"Old repost",
"what is this?",
"Breathtaking!",
"Every one of them is saying \"Geology is fucking cool\"",
"Fr tho????",
"it just looks like a piece of layer cake to me",
"All you’d get is a korok seed if you got on top",
"wow these minecraft shaders are really stepping their game up huh",
"I wonder if we know enough about geology to theoretically give a time period and description of the Earth for every single layer.",
"And at the end of the meal you can easily replace the milk you used.",
"Jesus disagrees. ",
"Love the title of this post.",
"*5000 years*",
"ah i thought it was downpatrick head",
"Anybody have an edit of the picture that list the different layers? ",
"And yet there are still people out there asserting that existence is only a few thousand years old. Smh",
"And somehow we don't see entire mountains grow and shrink in just one month. Although knowing the Ham, he would cite rockslides or something like that",
"The Dagwood of Rockbiters.",
"[You're broken! Inherit your LIIIIFE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE)",
"He has modified life, not created it. Psalm 34:8",
"r/earthporn",
"God just had another hobby before he invented existence.",
"Thanks for your input.",
"Well, heh, this is really only a mathematical explanation, but many people really think a number 70,000,000 means exactly to the year!",
"Yep. With my mum I try to intervene before she buys the next bottle of anointing oil from God TV and give her a decent argument for why it's BS, just for her to go 'Hm, interesting' and then go right back to buying it.\n\nWith an in-law I'll probably be just as unsuccessful and end up making problems in the family. It just makes things so awkward when they're all talking like that stuff is fact and laughing at stuff like climate change and gay rights and praying for ailments to get better instead of going to the doctor in front of me.\n\nOn a personal level their actions are very kind and Jesus-like, but on a political / social level I don't see any of his teachings there at all, just American conservative evangelical religiosity. It's odd how you can hold a personal belief system and a twisted version of it as a value system in the same hand.",
"And Vote!",
"The idea of a god creating the universe as-is always seemed less impressive than a god defining the mass of a quark, the gravitational constant, the speed of light, etc - then triggering the big-bang, knowing that billions of years later, those choices would result in a planet bearing intelligent life.\n\nKinda like setting a bunch of bowling pins up, vs rolling a bowling ball at a pile of pins in **just the right way** so that all the pins end-up standing on end.",
"Oooo that’s a nice boulder...",
">I will say one last thing. If i tell you everyone is eating cake in the break room, are you going to answer back, \"The burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of that claim lies on you!\" No you're going to go to the break room and see. I'm telling you to go, look, and taste. It's good.\n\nWhat an absurd example. For the following reasons.\n\n - We know that cakes exist in our world and are relatively inexpensive.\n - We know that food stuffs often exist in the breakroom because we often eat there.\n - We know that the breakroom requires next to no effort to reach. Therefore requires little effort on our part.\n\nA divine creator however:\n\n - We have never encountered in our world. We don't even have a frame of reference for such an entity.\n - We have never observed anywhere despite looking far further then just the breakroom. Using every-more sophisticated measuring tools.\n - Requires that we surrender or compromise our cognitive-reasoning and mental-faculties to embrace something without evidence.\n\nA more appropriate metaphor would be to say that there's an invisible spirit called \"Dexter\", about an hours drive away from the office, who is very friendly and makes nice coffee. And you're trying to convince people to get in the car with you and drive over to see him.\n\nTo which everyone says *\"great, go gather some evidence of Dexter's existence and then come back. Until you do that, we don't believe you.\"*\n\nBecause - surprise surprise - there are *a lot* of liars on this planet. And they all want something...be it money, fame or validation. They *all* want us to get in the car and drive for an hour. Oh and \"chip in on gas\". Wasting our time, money and attention.\n\nAnd in the name of our time, money and attention, we need a way of sorting out the truth from the bollocks. A simple test. To filter out all of the time-wasters. Therefore, we have the **burden of proof**.\n\nAll that the office employees ask is that the person making the claimant *come back with proof*. Be it Dexter's nice coffee, or a burrito from Sparklepuff the burrito-making-unicorn. Or a toasted cheese-roll from the horned cheese-roll making demon Czaaaaaalnorg. Or any of the delicious products from the multitudes of fantastical food serving creatures that purportedly live 1 hours distance from the office.. Just bring it back to the breakroom! In a method that observable and repeatable by anybody who wishes to replicate the results.\n\nNo, emotional pleas won't suffice. Nor will appeals to authority, promises of reward, threats of Dexter's coffee wrath, or attempts to shift the burden of proof and insist that employees go and investigate themselves. Just a simple test...the claimant *simply* has to produce the evidence.\n\nOnce you insist upon this test, it's amazing how many claims just turn out to be bullshit.",
"Issue is, a lot of the arguments she uses 'seem' to be based in science. A lot of the tactics are to try and undermine or discredit science that doesn't help their case, whilst sounding scientific. I think they honestly believe that everything they say makes sense. There is a sort of logic structure, and they can make a very good argument for their beliefs based in that very rigid, albeit mistaken thought system",
"Best. Reply. Ever.",
"But it still means that they can conclude roughly on that number, which means existence has to at least be in the millions of years, no?",
"Can someone eli5 how this works? ",
"Don't be that guy.",
"It’s a fraction of its former self. That’s one great big diet plan. ",
"Yeah, I'm not particularly qualified in the sciences, but do feel like I have a radar for the strange pseudo-science that gets rolled out for creationism, but not enough knowledge or eloquence to out-argue their house of cards. Thankss for those pointers!",
"At that point, you may as well go full Last Thursdayism.",
"Fake af",
"That one island that sticks out in the background of games but you can't reach there because there's an invisible barrier.",
"I'll be sure to reply after I get back from something important.",
"Thank you. Sucks I had to go this far to get an explanation. A lot of those jokes were garbage too",
"I can't see it, but I appreciate that it's good news :)",
"but the earth is only 6000 years old. ",
"That’s probably a lie, million years? Prove it.",
"“ I was a determined atheist” “keep believing we evolved from a rock”someone who used to be an atheist would know that’s not how abiogenesis and evolution works. ",
"* wander off with vaguely guilty feeling *",
"Point taken.",
"Bogger ",
"The last thing I expected to see today was one of my favorite YouTube dudes dropping some truth about science in a reddit thread. ",
"THIS. IS. SPARRRTTAAAAAAAA!!",
"There's a few pics in the comments. The coastline is the same height as the rock.",
"Hooray significant digits! \n\n^(That's *sig figs* for you Scientists out there) \n\n**THANK YOU**",
"DESPITE THE FACT THAT I MAKE OVER $10MILLION A YEAR I REALLY NEED YOU GUYS TO BUY MY #MERCH TO PAY FOR MY MANSION",
"Stuck the landing though.",
"Never too late my friend!",
"LOL ",
"Wonderful capture. ",
"Well, he has to put pants on so,... add another 6 minutes. ",
"*thousands of years",
"I’m trying to image the sea level being that much higher. ",
"That is cool as shit.",
"Nicholas Steno was a creationist who believed the flood too. The father of stratigraphy. ",
"Since I can't detect any sarcasm from you, I'm going to assume you're being serious. If that was a joke, then disregard this. Also, I can't get your link to work, but I am aware of creationists' love of Mount St Helens as evidence of a young Earth and instant sedimentary layers formation.\n \nIf you're suggesting that all the examples we have around the globe of many sedimentary layers representing millions of years of time are actually evidence of catastrophies and the layers being laid down in a short amount of time, you're wrong. There's several important factors here that help support the idea that it takes millions of years to lay down this type of sedimentary layers. Firstly, radiometric dating doesn't work on sedimentary rock because it's composed of different types of rocks formed at different times and eroded down. However, radiometric dating is extremely accurate for igneous rocks, and when we examine a stack of sedimentary layers, we find igneous rocks in various layers. Since we can date these rocks, we can determine the approximate age of the sedimentary layer that encases these rocks. \n \nIf you're thinking that maybe Mount St. Helens offers proof that the Earth isn't 4.5 billion years old, I'm sorry, it doesn't. There's several lines of evidence that lead to the age of the Earth being about 4.5 billion years old. See [this link](http://www.kgs.ku.edu/Extension/geotopics/earth_age.html) for some quick information on the age of the Earth. The different isotopes of lead on Earth can be used to confirm the age of the Earth (see the previous link).\n\nThis may be a bit off topic, but if you look at where fossils are found, in regards to the sedimentary layers they're found in, we find that more primitive species are always found further down the layers than more complex species, and as you move up in the layers, certain species stop appearing because they went extinct, and new species start appearing as they evolved. There's never once been a credible instance of a fossil being found out of place in the sedimentary layers. We're talking about evolution of species that necessitates millions of years of time. \n \nAnother interesting thing about sedimentary layers is that patterns in the layers can be matched up in different parts of the globe and used to \"daisy chain through time\" to help determine the relative age of rock layers in different locations on the Earth.",
"You rang?",
"Very gneiss, one might say.",
"That's a really interesting and thoughtful answer. It is really difficult to know what to believe. No one person knows the answer to the question, it's all based upon consensus, so I have to believe in that consensus and it could be wrong.\n\nI agree, I think if you're a Christian then the age of the earth and its formation is somewhat moot and one should really be looking at what Christ did and said.\n\nI think the issue is that she identifies very strongly with American conservative/ evangelical Christianity, and all of what I'd call the 'religious politics' that goes with it. It may be more a case of trying to get her to look at a slightly less blinkered version of Christianity.",
"Dumb question, how did they get up there?",
"Awesome, thanks for the link and the Qs!",
"what forms the different colors? water couldn’t have been at the top right? ",
"And then, all at once, most of it crumbles away except for what you see standing.",
"!redditsilver theyolomcswaggins",
"I can't stand those guys. Get paid millions to do kids stuff and over react on something so childish. \n\nI'm cranky this morning ",
"If each layer could talk or even had photos embedded. That would be cool. ",
"Because the core issue they have is they don't believe in radiometric dating. I think they usually make the argument you can't be sure the half life is actually that amount of time and it won't change or something.",
"I met a few creation scientists and I always ask the same question: \"why can't religion and evolutionary science coexist?\"\n\nThey always cite the same arguments:\n\n1. A global flood catastrophe should change how one interprets the geological data so that if you think there was a flood, you should not think the world was millions of years old.\n\n2. God never cites a mechanism for speciation, thus there is none. Species were created and firmly planted as such with no crossovers as predicted by evolution (and there's no evidence of \"crossover\" species, ie macroevolution)\n\nHowever, the one thing creation scientists can never explain (or seem to agree on) is the stars. Star age, how we can see light even though it would take millions of years to get here, etc etc. Also there's a strange obsession with creationism how they can't see new stars forming as in \"if you observe a patch of space with your naked eye, if the universe was billions of years old and space is infinitely large then statistically we should see a star form in the sky before our very own eyes at least once, but it's never been observed\". I don't know why they think that's true or why they disproves a billion-year time scale\n",
"Is that what they call Irish shepherd’s pie?",
"That's a lot of missed Karma. ",
"This is totally awesome. Would make a fantastic poster. ",
"It's called Sadler's Effect. I'm doing research in that area right now. You summed it up pretty well... the sedimentary record is more about continuity than constant deposition, since there are so many periods of nondeposition and erosion within a unit.",
"I love how there is vegetation on top",
"> photons that 'appear' to have been travelling for millions of years were just placed by God going at that speed, same for decaying suns and gas giants and anything with a half-life\n\nThis is interesting because it points to a deceiving God. Why would God try to trick us into believing the universe was older than it was by doing such work? There's no real reason for it.\n\nIt's more likely a misled human is trying to deceive people by inappropriately interpreting (selective) portions of the old testament literally and attempting to debunk science with distorted teachings.\n\nBut what I always come back to in these debates, is how does it effect Jesus' teachings one way or the other? It's not like the message to love your neighbor falls apart if the world is older than 6,000 years... I try to stress that science isn't a threat to faith, hoping that helps them accept science... But just going straight for the science argument never seems to work.",
"I read this in Carl Sagan’s voice. Change sec to second in the first line and it’s perfect. ",
"Did it rise up or sea go down?",
"I love geology. Any geologists or enthusiasts out there who can point out some interesting details about this image? Do you have ideas about what the layers are made of? Why do some layers, like towards the top, appear to be much thicker?",
"I assume they must have climbed it on the other side",
"The common creation counter-argument is that Mount St Helens created giant sedimentary rock layers that look like they would have taken millions of years to form, but they instead formed rapidly. I don't know enough about geology to say what an actual scientist would say to explain the age, as I was only presented one side in creation camps. (I do know however that no geologist is saying that the Mount St Helens eruption occurred millions of years ago...)",
"[And here's a neat drone video.](https://youtu.be/Uj9nl5USOWk)",
"I wonder how long that type of grass has been growing on top.",
"This isn't what time looks like. These are rocks.",
"Looks like a motherboard.",
"Heyo :)\n\nOh I love a good debate. Keeps the wits razor sharp!",
"Catholic Church believes in evolution and the scientific method is a gift from god to find the truth. It’s only the evangelicals that has a hard on for Paul that goes all dumb and starts bible thumping that doesn’t believe in science if it’s not written down on the Bible.",
"Can't believe they spent millions of years building this. I blame the bureaucratic EU.",
"Did anyone else look at this and keep thinking it was a reflection in the water ",
"Millions of years until we got photoshop you mean?",
"I can't really argue with your opinion, since everything up to this point has been civil.",
"And he's he's the Alpha and Omega, outside of time itself, the time from that quark through the beginning of life could be like an instant to him. Or 6 days, if you believe Genesis. :) ",
"Haven't you heard? A great flood did that.",
"So basically this has remained basically since the first genus homo appeared on earth? Wow... Puts things in perspective.",
"Yep totally agree. If you want someone to come to believe in Jesus, it would seem to make most sense to point to him than try to argue the case for young earth creationism.",
"Most of those things in the Bible is a simplification and should be taken as a parable. To teach a lesson or give meaning. ",
"What's with the resolution? Is the photo also millions of years old?",
"Crazy how the sediment formed in a tower like that \n\n\n\n\n\n\n😂😂😂",
"Is that near Cornwall?",
"https://eos.org/articles/erasing-a-billion-years-of-geologic-time-across-the-globe",
"A storm in 1393 separated the sea stack from the mainland.",
"The creation argument though isn't in Genesis 1:1, it's in the claim that there was a global flood for 150 days that occurred later in Genesis that was responsible for writing most of the geological data. If you interpret such rock formations on that basis, you come up with a geological conclusion of a young Earth. (However, this does not change interpretations of astronomical data, which leads to the \"incompatibility\" between science and religion).\n\nThis is just food for thought from my many years of debate with creation scientists.",
"I've got a few discs and a decent local course - I'm just waiting for a day that isn't too windy!",
"The rocks have been around for hundreds of millions of years, much much longer than humans have been around. That particular sea stack has probably been around for at least a few tens of thousands of years (I’d guess)",
"My buddy at work would say the earth is 6000 years old and god put the carbon in carbon dating in there.",
"Read this as Dún Bríste",
"Not all strata are caused by volcanic eruption. Pointing at one set of layers formed in a few hours doesn't make other sets like the Grand Canyon any younger\n\n",
"*whoosh*",
"You will not regret it. It's fun for casual play... but be careful, in just 2 years I went from casual play to tournament play to pro aspirations. It's addicting.",
"10/10 - would definitely climb that choss. ",
"People who got all 900 without looking it up are fucking maniacs. I barely got 300 and I'm already tired of looking for those damn things. ",
"I was just wondering where along the height of the rock we would have first appeared... Seems like this is pretty much exactly as it was when the first genus homo appeared on earth. So were at the very tips of the grass at best.",
"The point is that it can happen through a catastrophe. Creationists believe in a global flood which could have formed something like the Grand Canyon and created the millions of fossils that we find. ",
"What is: yes, for $70,000,000, Baldwin!",
"And this is my boom stick ",
"Googled and this came up. Interesting to see non-YEC Christians debate it:\nhttps://biologos.org/blogs/guest/a-geological-response-to-the-movie-is-genesis-history ",
"A thousand words = millions of years.",
"one less layer than my nona's lasagn' but way longer in the oven...",
"*6000 years....\n/s",
"If the ability to use complex force powers without training you want, on Jakku you must grow up. To know how to read and write perfectly without schooling, on Jakku you must grow up. ",
"That's what everyone always says, but every time I've visited Ireland it's never rained. I'm starting to believe this is just a like you tell everyone to keep them from discovering your beautiful country.",
"Sorry, no. I think I have confused you.\n\nEvery single layer there either predates or post-dates the appearance of humans. \n\nThe layers up to the soil and grass, are all much much older than humans and our closest ancestors. The soil and grass are relatively recent (soil is decomposed rock and organic matter), and would be much younger, having formed on top of the other rocks through the decomposition (weathering) of the underlying rock.",
"Ah thanks, I thought maybe my eyesight was blurry and I wasn't seeing it in the background of the main shot :) \n\nWas about to go to Specsavers!",
"Watched “is genesis history.” It’s a great documentary. It’s simple, and matter of fact imo. I encourage you to watch it as well.",
"You mean 6000 years old you godless heathen.",
"We will be going back in time soon!",
"How does this happen??\n",
"If you look carefully, you can see Luke Skywalker down at the bottom, suckin’ milk outta alien cow titties. ",
"Thats a lot of Chiefs\n",
"Yes, but with a solid alibi. ",
"Well, funny story. Last summer is when I told my SO I wanted to give it a try. A few days later, his BFF coincidentally says the same thing. They work together, so they find plenty of time to ~~practice~~ play together.\n\nHe told me the other day that they think this year they may ready to compete in an amateur tournament. So they totally are following that path!\n\nI'm not as far along yet. ",
"70,000,000 might be accurate to one significant figure or two or three or eight. We don't know just from that number. (7x10^7 would be accurate to one sig fig - 7.0x10^7 to two) but in standard notation it's hard to say.",
"Yeah I decided to play my first tournament at the beginning of last summer and ended up playing 6 or so. This year I’m looking at at least doubling that.",
"> Catholic Church believes in evolution and the scientific method is a gift from god to find the truth.\n\nThey also believe that if you don't have a priest pouring water on your baby, it will burn in hell. They only adapt their nonsense to things that have scientific proof. \n\nConvienient, isn't it?",
"I am not mad about anything, I am just sorry you have dedicated yourself to an ideology that doesn't appreciate common sense or proven facts. Myself and others will continue to talk down to you everywhere you go if you continue to be wrong. You are entitled to have an opinion, but you are not entitled to have it listened to or respected, especially if your opinion is blatantly incorrect. If you are looking for someone to respect your absurd religious beliefs a website about technology, science, and politics (and cats) is probably the wrong place to seek approval.",
"The grass at the top seems blurrier than anything else in the picture. Was something photoshopped out?",
"Seeing photos like this always puts time into perspective. Like, \"look how fucking HIGH the ground was at one point\" and then now. Crazy.",
"So if the sea was able to erode the rock so high then was the sea level that high or was it the wind which did this? ",
"Lol take a joke ",
"Fair.",
"Ancient Jenga Set",
"It doesn’t explain why those fossils are split up among those strata the way that they are. It also doesn’t explain why multiple types of dating all corroborate each-other. Dendrochronology, radiocarbon dating, uranium-lead, etc. all support an earth well over 6000 years old, and the same strata measured by different methods gives us the same age.\n\nWhy is there not a single chicken fossil at or below the K-T boundary? Why don’t you see plesiosaurs next to modern day fish fossils? Why didn’t a single animal find itself nested in between two layers of they were formed by one massive catastrophe?\n\nI used to believe this stuff, but it’s simply not supported by the actual evidence.",
"Funnily enough that was close enough to jump across onto 30 years ago",
"+ or - 5,000,000 years or so* ",
"That is a wonderful compliment, as far as I'm concerned. He is my all time favorite scientist. ",
"Try millions.\n\nAnything less requires God to have deliberately created the universe in an \"already old\" state.\n\nThe processes required to form the rock stratifications shown in the original post require millions of years to form, not thousands.\n\nWe see evidence of this in ice core samples going back 10s of thousands of years...which categorically disprove any kind of thousand year creative day (not to mention ZERO physical evidence of a global flood, and in fact a tremendous amount of evidence, including basic math, showing that the Genesis accounts cannot be taken at all literally.)",
"I've got a small DG shop around the corner that is a great resource, those guys are happy to help with disc selection. And I subbed, so maybe I'll pick something up that will help my game. ;) ",
"Stuff like this is what my creationist family always point to, but it's always the same: specific example; doesn't prove creationism. In this case yes the strata of St Helens may have formed over thousands of years rather than millions, but all that proves is that the strata of St Helens may have formed over thousands of years rather than millions.\n\nThe grand canyon 'could' have been formed by a great flood, but even if that could be proved all it would prove that the grand canyon was formed by a great flood. It wouldn't discount other evidence or arguments that the earth is much older than 6,000 years\n\nI think this method of selectively feeding people examples that don't directly disprove creationism is meant to undermine people's faith in science whilst bolstering their belief in creationism, when in reality all people are seeing is a purposefully selective, narrow viewpoint.",
"You don't see the one on the middle surrounded by thousands of years of sediment?",
"Based on this: Falcon-Lang, H. (1998). The impact of wildfire on an Early Carboniferous coastal environment, North Mayo, Ireland. Palaeogeography, Palaeoclimatology, Palaeoecology, 139(3-4), 121-138. (https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0031018297001429)\n\nIt seems there is charcoal (interbedded in the fluvial deposits) as well as mudstone (and not necessarily deep water shale?) within the sequence. I don't know if deep water flysch deposits are necessarily the best interpretation as it seems based on their facies analysis that these were shallow marine to continental deposits (fluvial channels, lagoonal, estuarine). Molasse deposits seem to partially fit the description assuming there was a related mountain chain sourcing these sediments in carboniferous time.",
"Out of interest, how did a seminar on creationism change your mind on the personhood of God (you said you didn't like who God was)? Did believing in creationism make you believe in the person of Christ and his work?",
"Yep - that’s the root form of it! :)\n\nEdit: also - learnt something new today, it’s also potentially from Norse/Danish, which makes a LOT of sense as we had plenty of Viking settlers on the coasts particularly ",
"You can [join some dude in a blue jacket](https://www.google.com/maps/@54.3269593,-9.3473627,2a,75y,299.15h,88.31t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sk0D2YzGkl-jkkzLwZZiiZQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) and see it even closer. ",
"Fake news, earth is only 10 years old.",
"If you’re going to argue that god created the earth already aged, why stop at 6000 years? Why not say the earth is only as old as last Thursday? It’s just as probable.\n\n",
"> none of the zeroes are so-called significant\n\nSuppose they could reliably date within 1M years. So the sample could be accurately measured at 56 Million years, or 82 Million years etc. If they dated the sample at 70M years (certainly NOT 71M or 69M) then surely the first zero would be significant? By your definition they would have to label the sample as 71M or 69M, which would be an improvement on 70M @ 1 significant figure, but would be deliberately incorrect.\n\nI guess what I am trying to say is that it is perfectly reasonable to have zero's as significant figures, but you need to specify the number of sf in the value.",
"No need to cry. It was just a knock knock joke.",
"Climb it and jump inside to fight a giant crab.",
"I assumed the top posted was making a discworld reference. ",
"Look up the Wollemi Pine or Coelacanth. These were thought to have gone extinct millions of years ago, but are still alive today. ",
"Upon further investigation these deposits are Lower Carboniferous in age meaning they were deposited roughly ~292 million years before the Cretaceous-Tertiary event. So in these particular rocks the event would have not been recorded.",
"I agree that it doesn’t prove anything, but it derails the argument. I wouldn’t say that Creationists can derail every single argument that evolutionists use, but they are challenging quite a few.",
"Even the ones near the top? ",
"So would this be a good example of of the 4th dimension?",
"I drew away from the faith when a life long friend of mine died at the age of 15 on a missions trip. Over the course of the last ten years, I've kept relationships with people in the faith and continued to ask questions, but from a more cynical point of view. I look back on my life in these last ten years and I have been through some pretty miserable shit. When I became aware of His grace and love in my life, even when I wasn't worshipping Him, that is what changed my perspective on God. I struggled for a long time after that because I couldn't wrap my head around the creation theory. When my husband saw me struggling with this, he suggested watching Kent Hovind, I was really skeptical. I recognize that I'm not the smartest person in the world. I don't know the evolution theory inside and out. But the argument he makes and the evidence he provides is pretty compelling. But yeah. Hope that answers your question.",
"Gotta love the strata.",
"Just an fyi, most of the above comment is a copy & paste from a Jehovah's Witness book \"Was Life Created.\" While JWs accept that the earth & universe is millions (or billions) of years old, they also firmly believe:\n -that HUMANS are only just over 6,000 years old, created in exactly 4026 B.C.\n-that for the first 2k years of human existence, all animals were herbivores\n-that a global flood wiped out all life on Earth, except for about 270 or so kinds of animals, in precisely 2370 B.C.\n-that because of this, all radiocarbon dating before that date is invalid\n-that the world was substantially flat, with no mountains, it had never rained, and there had never been a rainbow prior to this.\n\nJWs deny being young earth creationists..but often don't disclose that they agree with many fundamentalists on the age of humanity.",
"From what I read yep. This sequence may only represent ~10 million years of deposition (or somewhere on the order of 10s of millions of years). It's important to recognize that there are lots of processes that cannibalize rocks as well as constrain deposition so that it's damn near impossible to get a sequence of sedimentary strata that records the entire rock record (lets say arbitrarily ~500 million years of deposition).",
"But it rhymes",
"In the Bible days can be interpreted as a certain amount of time, we don't know how God experiences time. So yes, very much a long time it took.\n",
"That's 40 shades of green to you yank ಠ_ಠ",
"I'm sure that you meant 6000 years, at the most. Right?",
"The authors of a particle paper have said deposition occurred in the Carboniferous from the Holkerian to the Arundian. Holkerian by itself was ~4 million years in length and Arundian was ~2 million years. Even if half of that time deposition wasn't occurring it would still be deposited over a couple million years. But really it's a difficult question to assess without knowledge of the history of accommodation space as well as sediment supply.\n\nSource: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0031018297001429",
"And? What exactly is your point? Coelacanths [have evolved just like everything else](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtomics/coelacanths-evolve-indian-ocean-is-home-to-distinct-populations/)",
"/geologyporn",
"The theory that there was a massive impact or explosion displacing an incredible amount of water far up onto the continents and that the resulting surge of water back into the ocean rapidly eroded most of the softer sediments over the course of weeks, and possibly more than once, is a pretty interesting one. It's not the only way that created everything but possibly a massive aid that contributed in how we see our planet today. Check it out. Biblical stuff aside it's fucking fascinating. ",
"LOL, Where's Skellig Michael at? My only trip to Ireland, I only got out to Clare and Kerry to see Dingle/Cliffs of Moher.",
"Yeah I get that. I was wondering which sedimentary layer formed at the time genus homo first appeared. I assumed that since we have not been around all that long, the layer that corresponds with our earliest direct ancestors would be very neat the top. ",
"Actually from Dublin, but I can see how that comment looks a bit like something stolen from a tourist spot.",
"Yup, I agree.",
"Thanks for your answer and putting a human face on it. It seems that your relationship with God is the foundational element, and not necessarily the creationist view on how the earth was formed - that was a struggling point. I think too that the most important thing is relationship to the person of Christ and so to me stuff like the age of the world seems kind of secondary, but can be niggling. I was wondering seeing as it's your relationship with God that's founfational would that make you open (in theory here) if somehow creationism was disproved but it was also shown that evolutionary science and the Bible are compatible? Not going to pitch you on it (!) But just trying to get a better understand of how the earth age/ formation question affects people's faith.",
"My man",
"Look at the picture again.\n\nThis picture is *from* the flood.\n\nWe can tell by all the water.",
"The biggest barrier to knowledge is believing you have all the knowledge.\n\nActually scientists date the rocks by the plants and the plants by the rocks.\n\nLook up irreducible complexity, you'll like that one.\nAnd the first gentleman I replied to mentioned carbon dating, bud. It's also why I mentioned other kinds of dating. Can you be taken seriously if you can't even read our comments?",
"Well when the evidence is there, and some things make better sense, you gotta go with it. And you will see that things are more clear after accepting things like a great flood.",
"I don't CARE what everyone likes.",
"> doesn’t believe in science if it’s not written down on the Bible.\n\nThey also celebrate Christmas although that's not in the Bible. Also abstinence, and that's not in the Bible.",
"> Oh and that carbon dating is flawed so we can't trust it.\n\nLuckily we have argon dating, uranium dating, dendrochronology, etc.\n\nBut I guess *all* of those are flawed too.",
"America is becoming less and less religious, pretty quickly.\n\nI think the recent political and social lashing out of theocrats only makes their beliefs even more ridiculous to others, and makes their situation worse.",
"My best friend's dad is one of the best doctors investigating pancreatic cancer and is incredibly religious. ",
"I don’t think the question is half life so much as logarithmic interpolation backwards 70,000,000 years. We know the relative occurrence of isotopes today, and we could estimate what a blob of matter composed today might expect to look like 70,000,000 years from now, but the “age” of a sample analyzed today can be much older or younger depending on what you assume the sample was originally composed of. It’s the derivation of these constants of integration (boundary conditions) that are frought with peril.",
"Yeah, not going to lie. You’re not too wrong. \n\nOutside of Dublin at least. ",
"You’re from Dublin and this is how you describe Ireland? :)\n\n",
"But did anyone answer?",
"> I am not mad about anything, I am just sorry you have dedicated yourself to an ideology that doesn't appreciate common sense or proven facts. \n\nDid you even read what I said? Because I most certainly allow for the possibility that the age estimation of these rocks is correct. My main point was simply that people shouldn't be mocked for having different views. Unless, of course, you want to live in a society where everyone is forced to believe what they are told to believe.\n\n> Myself and others will continue to talk down to you everywhere you go if you continue to be wrong. You are entitled to have an opinion, but you are not entitled to have it listened to or respected, especially if your opinion is blatantly incorrect. \n\nThen you will never have healthy discourse about the subject with anyone and nothing will ever change. And in that case, you have no right to complain when people don't agree with you.\n\nBut hey - if you want to keep shitting on people and then wondering why they won't listen to your brilliant wisdom, go for it. Let me know how that works out for you.\n\n> If you are looking for someone to respect your absurd religious beliefs a website about technology, science, and politics (and cats) is probably the wrong place to seek approval.\n\nNot sure what website you're on, but reddit is open to and used by everyone. There are subreddits for just about every topic imaginable - many with hundreds of thousands if not millions of subscribers - that are not about science, politics, and religion. \n\n",
"cat o'asinine tales",
"> A careful study of the Bible text reveals no conflict with established scientific facts.\n\n*None*? That's a bold claim.\n\nAnd easy one is dimensions of a circle that don't agree with the actual definition of Pi.\n\nEverything Astronomy is wrong (more like Astrology in the Bible). Firmament, moon, stars, etc.\n\nCanaans weren't annihilated. Tyre didn't sink and the surrounding areas are not inhabitable.\n\nHitting children and wives and stuff is bad. Misogyny, bad.\n\nIt's easy to dismiss all these as translation and transcribing details, but if it's really to be taken literally, then who gets to decide what is and isn't a translation error? So far, according to Creationists, it looks to be that 100% the things that makes the Bible look bad is wrong. Awfully convenient...",
"Progressively rapey",
"I’m waiting on an interview with Failte Eireann, getting the practice in.",
"I know he gets a lot of ridicule here, but I felt that Ken Ham did a great job, during his debate with Bill Nye, in making a distinction between historical/operational science. \n\nHistorical science is based on the assumption that the world as we examine it and test it today, is essentially as it has always been, in terms of how certain processes function. It cannot take into account anything that it cannot see/test, and therefore cannot take an almighty God into account. My belief in a literal 6 day creation, that happened roughly 6,000 years is based on faith in God, and the assumptions that world view brings to the table. Too many people like to simply frame it as having an overall ignorance towards science in general, when it really isn’t about be ignorant of science at all. \n\nI’ve never come across anything from the perspective of operational science that runs contrary to the Biblical narrative. Nothing in scripture opposes humanity making scientific advances in the field of medicine, physics, mathematics, etc.. I trust the science that can be applied to the world we see and live in every day, but I don’t put a lot of stock into scientific speculation about the past. ",
"I’m from approx 30mins away too... howdy neighborino",
"Huh. That's pretty neat. ",
"[Missoula floods](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missoula_Floods)",
"What's everyone so impressed about? It's just a chunk rendering glitch.",
"Cracked me up",
"I live in Dublin so I waited until Thursday to watch the forecast and then make my move. Here's how my 4 days went (not 5 as previously mentioned):\n\nTook a stealth day off on a Thursday when i saw a decent weekend ahead.\nThrew the bike onto the 06:00 to Derry City on the Friday. \nCycled from Derry to Cruit Island on Day 1, stayed in a B&B\nCruit Island > Slieve League on Day 2 (Stay in a B&B)\nDay 3 the weather turned, badly as it does in Ireland so I made it to Donegal town from Kilcar and threw the bike back onto the Bus to Dublin. Went home wet but it was worth it for 2 glorious days of sunny cycling. \n\n3 weeks later, I got the bus back to Donegal and took up where I left off. Cycled to Sligo town in a few hours, had lunch, chucked the bike onto the train to Dublin. \n\nHopefully will begin again in March where i aim to do Sligo > Ballina, Ballina > Belmullet and Belmullet to Westport in the next leg. Train over and back over three days. \n\nAs for gear, this is all I take with me: https://imgur.com/lRVdbBO \nsocks, jocks, cycling shorts/jersey, tshirt, light pants and a pair of Toms. \n\nHighly advisable, can't wait to continue it. Will make it to Kinsale in around 2021. :) ",
"NO! God put that land cake in the ocean for a reason.",
"My cabbages!!",
"Anyone else see Paradiso?",
"How are ya? I didn't mean to upset anyone with my humor!",
"Dude perfect always prays first. #glorytogod",
"I thinks that's where the second part of the argument about the 6 days not being literal days comes in to play. Don't get me wrong, I don't buy in to it, I'm just sharing what I taught as a child until my teens. ",
"more like [tree fiddy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
"Time is crazy\n\nIn this pic, the line was about 65 million years old-the KT boundary \n\nhttp://epod.usra.edu/.a/6a0105371bb32c970b019aff4c75d8970b-pi",
"Professor would have put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state science champs, no doubt in my mind.",
"Anyone know if the kt boundary is visible on this rock?",
"This specific formation is the **Dun Briste** in Ireland (means broken fort)\n\nfrom the information I have found online:\n\n>The cliffs in the area, including the stack, were formed in the Lower Carboniferous period, a geological term applied to a time about 350 million years ago, when the sea temperatures around Ireland were much higher than today.\n\n[-source](http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/01/dun-briste-impressive-sea-stack-at.html), [another source](http://unusualplaces.org/dun-briste-an-impressive-sea-stack/)\n\nIm not a geologist, but perhaps you could give more insights if you have them.\n",
"God allowed Satan to put the layers there to test our faith. /S",
"You're grand, I'm sick with flu, so a bit raw is all.",
"> The bottom line is that 80% of the world's population isn't stupid. There is a reason people believe\n\nActually as a side-point, there's an interesting question right there there. *Why* is religious belief so widespread, both now and throughout history? What's are the root causes there?\n\n - It can't be the *inherent truth* of a thing. After all - scores of demonstrably false things have been held as true for centuries. Such as believing that [the body has humours that must be balanced](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism) or that [geocentrism is a thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocentric_model). The number of people believing it to be true gives no weight to its validity.\n\n - It can't be something that's in all of us from the beginning. As children raised alone or even feral do not spontaneously generate belief structures. \n\n - It can't be due to the influence of a single entity. As different cultures across different times have developed widely different belief structures and creeds. And those structures continue to divide and fragment into ever more opposing camps with few commonalities. \n\nSo what's the cause here. What's the deal?\n\nEvolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins proposed two possible mechanisms that might be working together to explain the presence of such widespread belief.\n\n - **Giving sentience to random or unknown stimuli may have had significant evolutionary utility.** If 200,000 years ago, a bush rustles in a forest and you treat it as alive (and therefore a possible threat), well 9 times out of 10 it'll just be the wind. No skin off your bones! But 1 in 10 times it would be a predator. Therefore those who did not imbue said bush with sentience would run a higher risk of death. Meaning their more skeptical genes would not be passed to the next generation, and the superstitious ones did instead. Therefore this goes a long way to explain why there are thousands of spirits, gods, ghosts and animal guides for every type of natural phenomenon - from storms, to lightning, to fire, to wind. We're hard-wired to make them. To see sentience and *intent* in natural systems that have none.\n\n - **Children are also predisposed to follow the instructions of their elders.** But at the same time have no way of filtering out bad advice. For example, if an older human tells a child *\"don't pick up snakes\"*, that child has no way to distinguish that from silly advice, such as \"bow down 5 times a day and pray to the fire god\". They obey, because the children that ignored the advice died and did not pass on their genes. And by the time they reach adulthood, well...it's woven into their identity. Children's minds are malleable. Adults not so much.\n\nSo together, these two traits worked together to bring religiosity to the world. It's in our nature to see sentience where it doesn't exist and as children, to absorb it.\n\nBut while these traits served us well in the pre-agricultural days, they not quite as useful now. Where critical thinking skills are much more important.",
"What millions of years looks like in a dozen pixels",
"Kneel before jesus ",
"Wheres the rest? ",
"which do you finish first?",
"Bit more than that",
"Do we know how much smaller the circumference of the Earth was 1000 years ago? What about 10,000?",
"Why does it look like Minecraft?",
"Welp nobody got my atlantis reference oh well",
"You’re thinking of Kerry! It’s literally at the bottom of Ireland! This is in Mayo in north west! My country! 😬",
"Fuck I’m old ",
"*6000 years, you mean. /nods",
"How much Rum is in that Ham?",
"It's like when someone tries to shove a size 11 foot into a size 6 shoe. You can make it fit but all the time spent doing it makes you wonder why people bother",
"This is the best comment I've read all week.",
"I would love to build a house on top of it. No more people knocking on my door.",
"These are street views of the Cerrado (tropical savanna in Brazil) in the [Wet Season](https://www.google.com/maps/@-10.3415307,-45.1688244,3a,75y,121.36h,82.62t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1siuId5bU2Fx_2Web0oH2XFg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!5m1!1e4) and [Dry Season](https://www.google.com/maps/@-7.4188896,-39.7622063,3a,75y,83.43h,98.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snWpY18WoAAgjp4AxGoBw2A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!5m1!1e4). An intelligent tool-using monkey (the Black-striped capuchin) is only found in this habitat, as is the [Hyacinth Macaw](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/birdieboutique/hyacinth-macaw-66.gif).",
"But Jesus put it there just like that!",
"I would walk 30 million years.",
"> it’s *around* 70,000,000 years.\n\nThe important thing is it *around* ± 1000 years, 100,000 years, 1,000,000 years? \n\nJust what is the scale to the *around* value?",
"Hmm. I think after nearly 12 years that's my highest-voted comment.",
"But.... It's 2018-1,000,000 = -997,982. \n\nAt least it proves Earth is flat.",
"There HAS to be fossils there, right? ",
"History repeats itself.",
"And that's still nothing compaired to the age of the universe.",
"[Partait literally means perfect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parfait), so yeah.",
"Ah nice one, thanks for the thorough reply. I've done a few sections in Kerry while I was living down there, you can't beat cycling along the coast! \n\nEnjoy the rest of your journey man, hopefully we get a bit of nice weather next month.",
"Thank you for the information sir",
"Start [here](https://www.kidsdiscover.com/teacherresources/geologic-age-dating-explained/)",
"Nah",
"The instructions on slavery are quite clear, yet the instructions on avoiding typhoid with a bit of hygiene are entirely missing. It's strange that the devine author of the Bible only knew exactly what the desert nomads of the day knew.",
"Lots of wind erosion. ",
"granite, this is a pun thread",
"I’m 30 and I do it every time. Then I giggle to myself. ",
"ULPT: kill your mother in law",
"I highly recommend you check out [this website](http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html) ",
"Your loss!",
"I’ll check it out. ",
"I think about this when I'm driving through an area on the interstate or highway where a hill had to be dynamited in order to make a pathway for the road. All you have to do is look at the wall of stone 20 feet from the road to see millions and millions of years into the past.",
"Ever heard of \"Don't ruin a joke by explaining it!\"? Adding a table brings a whole new dimension to the table.",
"Nah bro the earth is only a few thousand years old",
"Wow! look at all that global warming and these insanely fast rising tides everyone is worrying about lol",
"Shit my father is the same way. Get better soon. And if you're looking for a vocalist to go with you playing your bass shoot me a message",
"> Adding a table brings a whole new dimension to the table.\n\nActually, the table has *two* dimensions. Oh crap, I did it again, didn't I?",
"Ogers are not like cakes",
"I suddenly feel very insignificant.",
"Cheers for the offer, but it just shows how old the username is! My bass has been gathering dust for a while, but I'm meaning to pick it back up and make some gains on it. If anything happens and I feel tenuously respectable as a musician, I'll let you know!",
"[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Factory Floor](https://vimeo.com/109836809)\n\nedit: jump to 3:30",
"Exactly. We can’t place the precision quite well, but the size (orders of magnitude) can be well known.",
"Absolutely true. Traditionally standard notation has a rule set that I didn’t get into detail. But 70,000,000 has all 0’s as placeholders, unless otherwise noted, they are not significant. 7.00E7 (scientific notation) is much more clear, and error margins are even better. It is very likely the dating method they use for dinosaurs is going to have 2-3 sigfigs.",
"Yeah, when someone says seventy million years, it's not possible to know how precise they're talking. There is a standard system of this in science though. Any 0's without a decimal place are not significant, unless there is a nonzero digit between them. So for example, 72,000,000 years would mean two significant figures (+/- 1,000,000 unless otherwise noted). 70,000,005 years would mean 7 sigfigs (+/- 1 year).\n\nWhat if a zero is significant? Then using error margins or some other means of clearly indicating the precision is necessary. (like the examples you showed).\n\nBTW, would love to know the shortcut for the +/- you did.",
"Oh you are definitely correct.\n\nLet's presume it is 70,000,000 years, and the first two digits are known quite precisely, and the third digit is the *first* imprecise digit. In scientific literature, to report it accurately, you could do the following:\n\n-\"70,000,000 years +/- 100,000 years\"\n\n-\"70,000,000 years with three significant figures of precision\"\n\n-\"7.00x10^7 or 7.00E7 years\"\n\n-\"70.0MYa\"\n\n-\"70,000,000(100,000)\" (I think this is how you do it)\n\nNote that the error margins do not have to necessarily be multiples of 10. Also, if you say 70.million years, generally you are meaning \"give or take 1 million years\". 70 million years would generally indicate \"give or take 10 million\". 70.0 would mean \"give or take 0.1 million\".\n\nBy now the 70,000,000 + X days joke is too explained to death, but it does shed some good light on how science deals with really big and really small measurements.",
"Correct. By standard notation (if you're following how a scientific textbook would say it), then 70,000,000 would be assumed to have one significant figure, *unless otherwise noted*. Often in everyday life though they are used pretty loosely. I'm pretty sure we know more precisely the dates of most dinosaur fossils than one sig fig, that's for sure!",
":)\n\nOr it's sigdigs for the mad scientists out there....",
"Absolutely, which is why it's so critical (in my opinion) that people understand the distinction between size and precision. You can know if something is VERY BIG, or ^^verysmall in a fundamentally different way than you can know how precise that value is. In this case, dating of dinosaur fossils utilizes a method that involves the decay of an element that happens in a millions of years timescale. Even if the method is very imprecise, it still is indicative that fossils are *really frickin' old as hell*.",
"These people cannot be helped, most likely. But there are a subset of folks that come to the *age of the dinosaurs question* with \"how could we possibly know they died ***exactly*** 65,000,000 million years ago?\", thinking that we know they died down to the year, to the month, to the day, on a Tuesday afternoon.\n\nFor those kind of people, it can sometimes be helpful explaining the levels of precision with scientific measurements.",
"Yes that really is the core issue for many of them, but initial doubt can be seeded when you kids/students interpret a really big number to also be very accurate as well. It seems quite ludicrous to believe anything could be measured so precisely if all digits *are* precise.",
"Stratigraphic porn",
"thanks! but idk, still looks cozy mate.",
"Is the K-T boundary visible in there somewhere?",
"Some would argue that it represents no more than 6000 years",
"Haha... I thought more would've. ",
"Pretty pic, but “millions of years”? Nope. Http://answersingenesis.com",
"The rocks date the fossils and the fossils date the rocks",
"My dad said he'd take me here one day...never did....he sediment it too :(",
"I guess it just borrows from ball golf for a term that is already established instead of making up something that isn't clear to newcomers.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"depends which is the deeper hunger!",
"Wow you sound bitter. Why so angry?",
"Im just stating facts.",
"So many bitterness. Why are you angry? Something happened? Were you molested by a trusted friend or a priest? It’s ok, there’s help for you. ",
"Sounds so angry though. It’s ok, you should calm down. Just because people believe in make believe doesn’t mean you need to get really angry. ",
"Who said im angry?",
"You’re showing it. There’s so much anger with you. Calm down or this conversation is done.are you calm?\n\nUh huh. Sure. Your hand don’t count.",
"Im ok really, eating pizza then im gonna get laid, cant feel any better honestly. \n\nYou on the other hand, sound like a frustrated religious idiot.",
"Thats a good explanation. But how do u explain the layers on that stack? Obviously the sea level was there that time..",
"I guess after that whole Galileo fiasco they had a change of heart.",
"I would say there’s a good chance that some of the limestone you’re describing could also be sandstone ",
"Plate tectonics. While those units were deposited in a marine environment (although someone else noted that at least one of the units may be a Carboniferous coal seam and therefore a terrestrial unit sandwiched in between marine units), those units weren’t at this precise geographic location when they formed due to plate tectonics. \n\n[Here is a paleogeographic reconstruction of the Carboniferous](https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/47/136147-004-232A5CEF.jpg). With the continents in different arrangements, the oceans could transgress onto low-lying portions. Much of what is labeled as “shallow area” on the map would be continental lithosphere with an ocean on top of it (much like our continental shelves today). So, while those units were deposited in an ocean, it isn’t like sea level was locally that high recently",
"You could be correct. I’m taking a stab at the explanation based on the picture and my knowledge of Appalachian geology ",
"You could be right too, the study that I cited was only looking at a ~28 meter section. ",
"Hey sorry it's been a busy weekend, and I thought I'd spend a bit of time thinking before replying.\n\nObviously the majority believing in something doesn’t make it true, but it should cause you to step back and not dismisses them as crazy which many seem to do. \n\nYou seem to want indisputable scientific proof that there’s a God. You and I know both know this isn’t going to happen. The same thing can be said with evolution, there are aspects of it that will never be proven. You said yourself that there is “an ever building mountain of evidence for natural processes that exist without a specific designer”. I, along with many others, see a mountain of evidence pointing towards a creator. Also, the idea of a creator and evolution are not mutually exclusive, certain parts of evolution certainly are. \n\nSo at the end of the day, you see a mountain of evidence for evolution, and I see a mountain of evidence for a creator. This whole thread started with someone mocking a Christian. The condescending nature of many is irritating to me which is why I replied initially.\n",
"Additionally (alongside the other comment) remember the following when you say\n\n> The same thing can be said with evolution, there are aspects of it that will never be proven.\n\nRemember that it's not about having **all** the data points. It's not about having all data everywhere from all time and then building your theory. It's not even about having things \"proven\". It's about having enough data points, and then from there drawing predictions which always turn to be accurate.\n\nYou don't need every single species perfectly tracked in the taxonomic record. You just need enough to be able to make clear predictions that are subsequently proven to be true. And evolution specifically is one of the best theories for this. It's so well represented and demonstrably true. Thousands...if not tens of thousands of examples can be observed. One of the most notable and interesting example of evolution in action would be [Darwin's Finches.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin%27s_finches)\n\nHeck, a single fossil that in a layer of rock where it's not supposed to be (like say...finding a bunny rabbit in a layer of rock that's millions of years old) has the power to immediately bring the whole thing crashing down. Because all the foundation bricks immediately become untenable in the face of new evidence. \n\nBut in all our searching, such a thing has never been found.",
"I had a sneaking suspicion that was the case when I saw the rhetorical question. My mandatory service in that cult could be summed up by \"Read a book that asks a question and then spends the rest of the book asking and answering its own questions until you want to die so you can magically teleport to paradise and have a lion for a pet.\"\n\nSeriously, if you ever needed more evidence that they're trying to brainwash kids, look at [this](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=9RWBWuGSNpLx_AbyjIHoAg&q=jehovah%27s+witness+paradise&oq=jehovah%27s+witness+paradise&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j0i30k1j0i8i30k1.4389.5587.0.5907.8.8.0.0.0.0.58.404.8.8.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.8.403....0.ItkQl6jiBtE) magical Google search.",
"How did grass get up there?",
"...what part of this shows anger? he's just stating facts\n"
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What millions of years look like in one photo.
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"I hate that bridge so much. ",
"It doesn't even know you exist :(",
"turn that frown upside down..."
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Peace Bridge, in Calgary.
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[
"North Korea is SO in right now",
"Looks like a cross between Floop and Peewee Herman. ",
"Never go full Hunger Games.",
"You dissin' Johnny Fucking Weir?\n\nOutside. Now.",
"I didn't know Tom Hiddleston was working the Olympics for NBC.",
"I'd like to volunteer these 2 as tribute. ",
"What’s hunger games about this?",
"Of course the Olympics isn't cruel and inhumane as the hunger games, but OP meant the [flamboyant style](https://www.google.com/search?hs=MtS&tbm=isch&q=hunger+games+caesar+flickerman) of the anchor.\n",
"Is that what people think is flamboyant? ",
"And the athletes making corporations and nations billions still getting paid nothing......yea hunger games sounds about right.",
"Not everyone views the world the same as you? HOLY SHIT!",
"Love him. Love her. LOVE him.",
"In my brain, a sequined jacket is flamboyant.",
"But her dress isn’t ",
"Her dress doesn't look like it's sequined to me."
] | 15 |
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The Olympics just went full Hunger Games
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[
"Just put brazzers logo, and the pictures says a different story.",
"Is that her husband looking pissed on the left?",
"That's doesn't look like any subway I've been on in the city",
"nice try fool, that is japan... check the small black sign above his head.",
"To the side.... to the side.... and we're banned.",
"This is not funny, they are getting overworked. and suicide from work is common there. ",
"not nyc subway, fuckouttahere."
] | 7 |
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NYC subway shot
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[
"Zune vs ipod ",
"I honestly like the one on the left too like dayumn she pretty",
"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$",
"I've always been a Microsoft or Android guy but I'll do Apple on this one.",
"Average girls + wealth = instantly hotter than average",
"Much better than John Hodgeman and Justin Long",
"Assuming the jobs daughter is on the right",
"Eve: Designed by Apple in California ",
"Besides being obviously Bill Gates daughter-he has said they were never allowed apple products. I assume she’s an adult and makes her own choices but that kinda of led me to assume that Eve Jobs would of course have an iPhone. (And I bing’d it. I’m kidding. Nobody bings. I used google)",
"If you’ve seen pictures of Steve and Bill when they were younger (Steve was the better looking of the two), you can tell which one is which. ",
"Wow she’s really called Eve? That’s just so corporate ",
"When I saw this picture all that played was that \"money money money Moneeey\" song from the beginning of 'Shark Tank'",
"They're both still pretty average... At least in the looks department. ",
"they can both get it tbh",
"I ship this.",
"Yup. But nothing that billions won't fix or a paperbag",
"Eve Jobs is pretty attractive. Not *unusually* attractive, but definitely attractive.",
"One of these is not like the other...lol"
] | 18 |
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Bill Gate's daughter and Steve Jobs daughter together.
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[
"She’s gotta write back!",
"I don't buy it... OP, mail this person a down vote, and teach them a lesson.",
"Where'd they get the addresses?",
"Send them a response, OP! But show us the response first!",
"Google maps perhaps? ",
"Through google maps was our guess",
"All over the world. Vancouver to Vancouver. Same thing, but seriously. You gotta write her back. ",
"So Amanda B's mom thinks its a good idea to let 100 strangers know her 12 year old's address? This doesn't end well for at least 1 out of the 102 people involved.",
"I just realised my username might make this seem weird in that sense but I can tell ya I’m in Australia and that’s pretty far for this letter to come! ",
"Reply to her message in morse code. Tell her you're a lonely Apache attack helicopter living in a small apartment in Redmond Oregon. Let her know that although your offended by her gender assumption, you still think her penmanship is great.",
"If one is a person interested in knowing where children live it isn't difficult to figure it out. One can literally just see children one time playing in their own neighbourhoods and have the same information about their address.",
"It's like the people on Craigslist that blur license plates. Why? ",
"[Tell her Reddit says hi!](https://i.imgur.com/kar7Afp.jpg)",
"Anyone else concerned about this kid's mother calling her child's handwriting \"uninviting\"? ",
"And making the child write 100 pages, play curling and take piano lessons. Amanda's mom sounds like no fun.\n\n\n",
"I did find this a bit difficult to read. ",
"I really want a letter",
"Uninviting, even. This is good punishment for the child's lack of penmanship prowess.",
"Nope.",
"I could not agree with you more. I'm horrified; she's also allowing her daughter to provide personal information such as her likes & interests.\nShe could unwittingly intrigue a predator to approach her child under the guise of a private volleyball instructor, for example. I realize that's an extreme example, but it could at the very least open up a line of communication to a stranger pretending to be another child.\nMaybe I'm overly cautious, but I don't understand this mommy's choice.",
"Curling is awesome!",
"Lol she's 12 at the start of the letter but 13 by the end, it must have taken her a while to write!"
] | 22 |
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My sister received this letter from a stranger in Vancouver, Canada who’s practicing their handwriting by sending messages to random people all around the world!
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[
"They’re both famous obstructionists too! ",
"I just said this on one of the other \"McConnell looks like\" threads. He really does, doesn't he? I think Grandma Clampett is winning the lookalike contest though.",
"It's funny because it's true!",
"How dare you insult Beaker!?!?",
"It’s amazing that Mitch McConnell once looked at [this photo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Mitch_McConnell_portrait_2016.jpg/220px-Mitch_McConnell_portrait_2016.jpg) and said “Perfect. Let’s go with that one.”",
"Good god!",
"Who is this guy? His face is plastron social media sites all day every day."
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Mitch McConnell looks like Beaker from the Muppets
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[
"Nice, but why draw an Ariane 5? You could have put a Falcon or BFR or something up there.",
"Oh, that's not mine, sorry. Just find it in the net =))",
"One must create a problem, in order to craft a solution.",
"Let me know when he reverses global warming, has a solution for overpopulation and facilitates nuclear non-proliferation. Give me a break.",
"When are we going to realize idolizing business people is a problem."
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Man who solved the world
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[
"Thought it said Orca. Laughed cuz that would be a funny name for a tiny kitty, reading glasses are wayyyyy down in my truck outside in the cold",
"awww what a cute little furbaby! Oml I'm crying he's so cute",
"Meow."
] | 3 |
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Reddit meet Ocha, 8weeks old adopted kitten
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[
"[Here's a video](https://youtu.be/x-5tVu8ynH4) i made about it. (4 min)",
"Captain America, is that you?",
"Haha. Come to think of it, I've never met him in person...and he does seem to be stuck in the wrong era",
"I hope everyone enjoys the new Dollar General at least!",
"Even better.. Parking lot",
"Why are they tearing it down?",
"Yeah I mean local \"historian\" from 1939 who goes by the name Steve Rogers...",
":( (time capsule some books underneath? Would definitely pitch in to fund raise that.)",
"Lately they seem to be attacking local assets. We barely fended them off from selling some park land last year, and caught them several lies I the process. As for the fire station, city manager is quoted calling a pigeon habitat, but it's in the state it's in because they make zero effort to maintain our historical buildings.. And historic buildings are kind of our town's thing. \nThen they sneak these things into their agendas, barely skating the rules of transparency, and scoff at the community when they show up to voice their concerns. \nOur Main Street organization even came forward with some solutions that would take it out of the city's hands, asking simply for more time, and were turned down.\n\nIt's going to be a parking lot for a rec center that will probably never be built...meanwhile, the rec center we already have is neglected",
"Or maybe the hearts. That's a good idea! Thank you",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"That sucks"
] | 12 |
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Our 1939 Fire Station is about to be demolished, so folks have been taping hearts ("love bombs") to the fence. This is my favorite
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[
"This is so amazingly freaky, I'm excited now!",
"Looks like that place in the end of Interstellar ",
"How the hell is that possible? ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ",
"Inception",
"multiple photos from different angles stitched together",
"Amazing, can you tell how to try it myself please "
] | 6 |
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It's all downhill from here.
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[
"/r/oddlysatisfying ",
"Looks like a place I know in Alta",
"It looks like a closeup of moldy broccoli.",
"Yeah, Trevor is better than Michael ! ",
"Ha ha ha ha ",
"It’s in Utah by Alta ski resort ... just in case that’s what you meant. ",
"Yes it's the fire road opposite the resort... "
] | 7 |
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I took this shot with my drone right after some snowfall.
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[
"bodyshaming aint cool bro. Take a break.",
"? Look at her face (edit -I mean that they are making the same facial expression. The post isn’t about her weight).",
"Fuck that. She’s a bad person, shame away. Every shot is a good one. ",
"Maybe if she went on a diet and got a better personality and boss.",
"um just because you don't agree with someone means you have the right to mock their appearance? especially a woman? You need to rethink your life.",
"why, are the women fragile and need looking after?",
"women in today's society are constantly having to face things like this, and frankly it takes a toll on us. As a plus size woman myself, posts like these contribute to why I have low self esteem and a poor self image. ",
"You should probably work out more then if it makes you unhappy. And jokes are jokes, you need to let people make jokes.",
"Dude no one made this about plus size women except you. The photo doesn’t even show her whole torso. It’s clearly not meant to fat shame. Get off your soap box.",
"Being plus size is not something that makes me unhappy, but being mocked for something I can't change does make me unhappy. I have PCOS, and nothing I do in terms of exercise changes anything on the matter. It's not a funny joke, and in my quest to promote body positivity I can't let something like this slide just because I \"need to let people make jokes.\" I can voice my opinion if I wish to.",
"posts like this are why I question reality",
"These posts weren't so prevalent during the last administration.\n\nI can understand not agreeing with someone's policies, but there are just an overflowing amount of mockery posts now that have nothing to do with political beliefs or opinions.\n\nWhy are there so many now?",
"as you should. The reality of the situation is that men aren't shamed every single day for their appearance, men don't have to get catcalled on their way to work, men don't get raped at a rate of 1 in every six men... I could honestly keep listing the ways that our society doesn't treat women equally, but the point that I'm making is that this isn't a very funny pic and it does more to harm women than it does to help.",
"Her ugliness on the inside shines thru on the outside.",
"Maybe because the head of this administration, President Trump, is more than willing to openly mock people for their appearance, weight, height, accent, disabilities, etc.?\n\nI think one shouldn't stoop to his level, but I understand why people do.",
"that's one perception of it, sure. the reality I question is, when did the world become a big kindergarten where everyone's feelings matter and we should only say the nice words? I have bad news, no one cares and then ya die. good luck with the struggle sister",
"I dunno, maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's 2018 and we as a people have moved beyond trying to take our peers down and instead have gone to bringing them up? I appreciate the kind words however, you've redeemed yourself a little...✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿",
"What makes you think you cant change it?",
"Because the current administration deserves it."
] | 19 |
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks like Salacious B. Crumb
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[
"[Enhance!](https://i.imgur.com/WtD6n7t.jpg)",
"1. Scarlett Johansson is hot\n\n2. Cobie Smulders is hot\n\n3. Why is Stan the man not front and centre? ",
"such a awesome photo.",
"I found the one error.\n\nAnglea Bassett is listed in the actors section but Aisha Tyler is pictured instead. \n\nOr maybe my eyes are just playing with me.",
"Why is vin diesel there?",
"Because he played Groot in The Guardians of the Galaxy?",
"Does he play Lil groot too?",
"[Yes](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/characters/nm0004874?ref_=tt_cl_t4)\n\n\"Vin Diesel ... Baby Groot (voice)\""
] | 8 |
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Marvel Studios Class Photo (10 Years of the Marvel Cinematic Universe)
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