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"bottom right corner intersection has some nice dance moves.\n",
"This is why I hate driving in and around Boston. Great graphic.",
"/u/doobiemancharles, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/doobiemancharles&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xe8u3/these_are_the_most_some_of_the_most_traveled/?context=10\\))"
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These are the most some of the most traveled intersections in Boston. This is why MA drivers are assholes
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/r/pics/comments/7xedx5/downtown_chicago_at_sunrise/
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[
"Looks a lot cleaner than I remember it. Great shot!",
"/r/CityPorn would love this!",
"Should check it out around St.Pattys Day. Not sure if they still do it, but, when i was younger we would stay in a hotel with a similar view as yours and the city wpuld dye the river green",
"The day after 50 murders.",
"That’s every morning in Chicago but you don’t have to say it!!"
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Downtown Chicago at sunrise
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/r/pics/comments/7xeeez/i_love_driving_past_this_place_at_night_the_trees/
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"William Penn Inn in Montgomery County, PA",
"Love this place ",
"You got it! Absolutely stunning how the trees are so meticulously strung up with lights."
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I love driving past this place at night. The trees illuminate the entire intersection.
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/r/pics/comments/7xefkv/think_we_nailed_it_with_our_pregnancy_announcement/
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[
"You misspelled \"irresponsible\"",
"Well someone must've nailed it...",
"Zing! Good one. Ha ",
"Congrats! Also, I see winter Olympics 2038 in that kids future. ",
"I can't put my finger on why but this is making me seriously cringe",
"Hmm...Maybe it's that the expecting mother is needlessly exposing the baby to massive risk for the sake of a picture? ",
"I think it's that plus the weird look on dude's face in the background. Maybe he's just as shocked she would do something that ridiculous too though ",
"Yeah. Well, that's just, like, your opinion man.",
"I've fallen on boxes before. The impact would definitely be enough to hurt a fetus.",
"Why can't you just tell people that she's pregnant? Why do you have to do photo shoots? I've never understood this.",
"Cause photo shoots work better for social media, also it's what famous people do.",
"Someone a few posts up made a human by themself....",
"You underestimate the protection the womb provides. And embryos as they are in the beginning are pretty darn hard to hurt with external trauma, they are just like a few cells amongst other cells",
"You’re probably not as experienced as I am. This isn’t a hard trick or big box. But, to each their own. ",
"We did tell everyone close to us face to face. But, like they said it was easier to tell everyone else with a post. ",
"If you are as experienced as you say you are then you would know that shit happens and you can fall for a variety of stupid reasons. In my opinion I would not take the risk when permanently injuring an unborn child is a possibility.",
"Still. Sports + pregnant women = bad",
"Nope. That opinion is like from the 50s. There is no reason for pregnant women to abstain from sports. Jumping etc. Is not recommended after the second third or something like that. ",
"Generally sports that involve helmets also involve hard impacts. Sure you can do it while pregnant, but the amount of risk is increased. ",
"Hey I don't know why people are giving you shit for this post, you guys are badass. Congratulations! "
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Think we nailed it with our pregnancy announcement.
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/r/pics/comments/7xefyw/this_is_blu_he_was_a_good_boy/
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[
"He will always be a good boy.",
"This is Blu. He passed away last night. This is a picture from last year right before his health turned for the worse. My mom picked him up in front of a Sportsman’s Warehouse shortly after my father was diagnosed with appendicial/colon cancer. Blu saved my dads life. He got my dad through the hell that was Chemo. He got me through the roughness that was watching my dad go through that part of his life. We were training him to be a hunting dog, so it was easy to take him out back and throw this rubber duck around. Last night he passed away after some medical complications from old age. I hope you find plenty of birds and squirrels to chase up there Blu. You were one hecking good boy. ",
"He was the best boy. RIP good boy",
"🚟",
"You’re my boy blu!!!! Goodboi",
"Ray of light."
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This is Blu. He was a good boy.
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/r/pics/comments/7xegs1/even_though_we_have_a_fully_functioning_heater_my/
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"Some wood?",
"Same. As a dad I fully understand. The thought of a glowing & crackling fire with a lowered energy bill sends tingles down my spine. ",
"That should last you through Tuesday of next month, yeah?",
"Did he buy it cut and chopped already?",
"Me and my brother chopped it all ourselves. Even with proper technique, my back is killing me.",
"Please use your father talk to convince my dad to stop. Just when I thought we were done, he goes out and buys 3 more cords... ",
"Give or take",
"Right on. I put in a wood stove this fall and I've been loving making firewood.",
"It's become more than a hobby for him.. he's been consumed by the wood.",
"My dad, that is",
"After most of a winter of burning not dry enough wood I can admit to becoming slightly obsessed with stockpiling several years worth of wood."
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Even though we have a fully functioning heater, my dad still bought some wood for the fireplace. Weeks later, it's almost all stacked.
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/r/pics/comments/7xej1h/installed_accent_lighting_in_our_babys_room/
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"Because that’s not frightening at all. \n\nhttps://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/04/POLTERGEIST-door-scene.jpg",
"The makings of nightmares to come...",
"That’s a great way to help the baby sleep. ",
"It looks like heaven is on the other side of the door. Never show your kid monsters inc ",
"If there wasn't something in the closet before, there definitely is now. \n\nOn another note, have you considered changing it to red?"
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Installed accent lighting in our baby's room.
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/r/pics/comments/7xekd4/rate_my_drawing/
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[
"I see you have an eye for detail. ",
"it's over 9000",
"Sorry, eye can’t. ",
"The nose is dead on. The teeth.... eh.",
"Good smile",
"Thx definitely my best smile so far 👍",
"No jokes or puns, it's a really well done eye. There's a barista at the base I'm on, he just started drawing faces and bodies from magazine fashion ads. Over the months, the improvement had been awesome to watch as the reason improved. Never been too much into drawing but seeing someone get really good over time has been neat.\n\nCould also just be a ploy to keep us checking back in, and getting more coffee.",
"Eye duno "
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Rate my drawing!!!
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/r/pics/comments/7xekkn/weird/
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"http://s182.photobucket.com/user/rattlesnakeroot/media/hp/sirius-fire2.png.html",
"r/pareidolia",
"Creepy",
"Reminds me of the guy running the big orgy in Eyes Wide Shut. ",
"Little Red Riding Hood.",
"#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ",
"Assassin's sleeve.",
"*”Buuuy meee..”*\n\n“Wh-what?”\n\n*”Buuuuuuy meeeeee...”*",
"The spirit of the clothing workers who died making your t shirt. ",
"That’s some big font there buddy ",
"^^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^sorry. ",
"Fucking mimics... ",
"Post this over in r/hmmm",
"I nearly shirt myself when I finally saw it. ",
"Damn, Voldemort had one last horcrux...",
"From out of the folds",
"Hmm....",
"What’s the clothing equivalent of a skin walker?",
"Harry, did you put your name in the ... website to get our special deals and promotions?",
"Bogeyman confirmed",
"Actually, it's an evolutionary trait since before we had speech; Which is why bodylanguage is so important to mammals that we even understand it across species. \n\nIt's also a trait from when we, humans, were prey. It's why we fear the dark, it's why you'll wake up at night and see a monster in the clothe on your chair; But you'd never wake up and see a burglar as a chair with clothes on. \n\nIt's why we see faces in stones and trees, why we love things with big expressive eyes. \n\nBoth a curse, but most so a blessing. ",
"r/hmmm",
"What's so wei- Oh, hello!",
"Amazing store security guard.",
"Nope!!\nI'm outa here!",
"Man the mummy 5 is looking weird.",
"r/hmmm hmmm",
"/r/hmmm",
"T shirt man will appear if you look in a three way full length mirror and say “United garment workers union of America” three times.",
"Part of the crew, part of the ship",
"Where's the original, because r/hmmm posted the same pic",
"Assassin",
"*”I am Tiberius Shirt, Spirit of The Cloth, but you may call me T...”*",
"Well written!",
"Yes I would like to purchase all the shirts on this rack please... No, no need to bag them, i'm just going to be setting them on fire in that trash can over their.",
"I can see a head shape from the cloths",
"Up or down?",
"Paredolia? ",
"I'm more bothered that one gray shirt on the right is out of place. ",
"Where do you think he got it from?",
"Any other source of content that apparently everyone but I have seen? I think it's cool that there's a smart sounding word for \"when a thing looks like something it's not, coincidentally\"",
"Honestly it reminds me of Ugandan Knuckles.",
"That's the 33rd degree freemason. It's why the chair he is sitting on has a double headed eagle with a crown on it. Played by Leon Vitali who was Kubrick's personal assistant. In Eyes Wide Shut a london fashion designer named Leon Vitali had an affair with Amanda, the \"ex beauty queen\" found overdosed in a hotel. You see this at the end when Bill(tom cruise) is reading the news paper \"Lucky To Be Alive.\" This is when Dr. Bill truly starts to understand how little Power he really has.",
"Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?",
"Thank you! ",
":)",
":3",
"I do not know this sign, will you tell me? Thankyou"
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Weird
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[
"At least she got the reference right. ",
"Your mom is legit awesome. ",
"Haha nerd!\n\n*Jk that's fucking wicked*",
"Mom of the year award. This is exactly the type of mom other moms aspire to. ",
"For real though. I want to be this cool of a mom.",
"Bless your mama. These are cute! ",
"Is your mom a professional baker? Those cookies look seriously non-homemade. ",
"......",
"how sweet man. made me get a bit teary eye :*)",
"Nope, she's nearing retirement and has a hobby.",
"You choo-choo-choose me?"
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I'm 33. My mom made these for me. Couldn't be happier.
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"So sorry for your loss. I lost my good boy of 14 last week, so I feel your pain. Focus on the good memories now.",
"He looks like he was a really sweet boy. I’m sure he lived a very happy, and obviously long, life. \nI’m sorry about your loss.",
"My condolences go out to you and those who loved him....🌹",
"💗💗",
"My condolences. ",
"I hope he had a happy and fun life ",
"I am so sorry, he looks like an incredibly sweet boy. ",
"Sorry :( ",
"“If it takes forever, I will wait for you”\n\nJust thinking about this old boy lying down for the last time made me cry.",
"He's very cute 🐶😇😭",
"Sorry for your loss😔 he looks like he had a good life.",
"So very sad. I bet he did indeed have a great 15.5 years like you said! ",
"Sorry",
"So sorry. ",
"He looks like a very good boy. Sorry for your loss. ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss...",
"Sorry for your loss.",
"What kind of dog is this? I recently rescued one with a similar grey coat and beard from the pound. ",
"He was a terrier mix, we also got him from a rescue shelter. He was a great companion and I hope you make many great memories with your rescue. One might say that rescue pups are lucky to find a home, but really it was us who was lucky to have him in our home. ",
"Thanks, I am sorry for your loss as well. I will definitely focus on the many good memories. ",
"He really was, he never met a face he didn't want to lick. :')",
"Thank you. ",
"❤️❤️",
"Thank you. ",
"What a sweet looking dog. Good dog.",
"Oh boy he did. He was the kindest dog and everyone loved his sweetness. ",
"Thanks, he was. :')",
"Thank you. ",
"Thanks, it was a hard day. But I'm glad I could be with him, especially in his final moments. ",
"He was a cutie pie. :')",
"He did! He brought a lot of goodness to our lives too. Many thanks. ",
"It's always hard to say goodbye to a family member. :') but we had a blast together",
"Thank you. ",
"Many thanks. ",
"He was the goodest of boys. Thank you. ",
"Thank you. ",
"Thank you. ",
"Why did you say go? You could have just kept him. Perhaps have gotten him stuffed and mounted on your wall for future generations to cherish.",
"Damn, right there with you. All you can do is remind yourself of all the good times you showed them and they showed you.",
"Thanks, best of luck today. It's rough but I'm grateful I could be there for him in his final moments. I find peace knowing he's not in pain anymore. He had a cancerous tumor in his nose. "
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Said goodbye to this good boy today, we had a great 15.5 years together
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/r/pics/comments/7xervy/betty_from_the_flintstones_cosplay/
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[
"What a betty, that Betty is!",
"She's cute but I bet she can play the piano with those toes.",
"+1 for the effort on the background. Great image. Also, giggity.",
"Dhalsim toes (street fighter)",
"oh god now i cant unsee",
"Bam bam.",
"Yabba dabba Doo!",
"/r/fingertoes.",
"\\#ThatsMyFettish",
"Yabbadabbadoo",
"Dang Betty! Lucky Barney.",
"bet I could make her bedrock ",
"you know they have to power their cars with those feet?",
"Remember, we said the 10 hottest babes *of all time*!",
"how to get reddit front page: post a barely sfw cosplay. its hardly even a cosplay either, its literlaly just a tight blue dress bu tpeople upvote for le reddit bewbies",
"Hey! Tired of only having an excuse to dress like a vagina meat wrapper on Halloween? Never fear! Cosplay! ",
"Oh my god. I’m getting old.\n\nI just caught myself wanting her tits to be an inch or two lower. Just gotten used to those feeders, I guess.\n\nDamn.",
"Jesus Christ.. wow.",
"Bit chunky, cute though. ",
"Very succinct add-on to give a nod to the sexiness of the image here. I appreciate that.",
"[She's a Betty!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d5251798-b88b-4ce2-945f-8220a896f57d)",
"Beat me to it",
"You just think of yourself as the same height as Barney.",
"I think it has been photoshopped to make her look taller and they kept the resulting toelongening",
"lol ok",
"Just stop it already.",
"Maybe she is 4 months pregnant. I dunno. ",
"Maybe she’s not chunky *at all*",
"Woman... woe-man... whoah, man!\n\nShe was a thief,\n\nyou got to belief,\n\nshe stole my heart and my cat.\n\nBetty,\n\nJudy,\n\nJosie and those hot Pussycats...\n\nThey make me horny,\n\nSaturday morny\n\nGirls of cartoo-ins\n\nWon't leave me in ruins\n\nI want to to be Betty's Barney.\n\nHey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.",
"*Flinstones reference in a sexual manner/context*",
"You look like rubble.",
"Oof",
"How to win a skiing gold medal: just go down the slope really really fast",
"How is it not even cosplay, that is literally how betty rubble looks. [For reference: Betty Rubble](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5e/Betty_Rubble.png/150px-Betty_Rubble.png).",
"[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o).\n\nBut also, [source](https://zyunkamukhina.deviantart.com/gallery/).",
"Ruined. 8/10 to -53/10",
"Maybe you are just fat? Why all the uproar about my opinion? Compensating for something? ",
"Me beat to it",
"Her belly is hanging out of that dress, and I'm pretty sure she is trying to suck it in. Just saying. ",
"Betty - Old man speak for hottie.",
"Do you see the background you tryhard?",
"Have you even *seen* a woman before?",
"Yabba dabba damn!",
"I wanted to make a witty comment\n\nI'll marry her.",
"Easy, snowflake. People are allowed to disagree with you ",
"Repeatedly.",
"Yeah, been married for 15 years, and have had countless girlfriends, none with that belly, I like active women who stay in shape for their health. ",
"I think that’s from Archie comics though. ",
"BAM",
"you mean *sexy* betty from the flintstones cosplay. ",
"Yeah but if she was as flat as the cartoon Betty it wouldn't get as many up votes, even with a good costume. ",
"Here's the [rest of this album.](https://imgur.com/a/PRh0q)",
"Tiny nips and long ass toes. My kinda gal.",
"She was always way hotter than Wilma. ",
"4/5 would bam bam",
"True, but most women aren't that flat.",
"**BAZINGA**",
"Hilarious coming from the person who attacked someone right off the bat for having a different opinion. Why don’t you take a day off from the Internet? You look like you need it. Goodbye. ",
"Let me learn ya something, SammichDude: long toes are consistent with an appealing hip/waist/bust ratio.",
"Yawn..",
"Oow",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o",
"Nice.",
"Ok. 9? Seriously! 7 at best, too much makeup, and a bit of a butterface. I'd fuck her, once or twice. I'm still human somewhat. I just have refined tastes. Deal with it. ",
"say now!",
"Also, giggity. ",
"Heed! Pants! Now!",
"It's a hell of a lot better than Rosie O'Donnell...",
"holy shit, so I married an axe murderer random reference appears",
"4/5? Don’t toy with me, Barn.",
"You sure this isn't from a porn parody?",
"Yaba daba gettin my rocks off or whatever",
"One those underrated movies.",
"This should have a NSFW tag",
"SCHAAA-WING!",
"It's not OP",
"Came in here rock solid hoping someone knew the name, left disappointed...and rock solid ",
"This married Barny?? No Way!!",
"amazing!",
"Yaba daba dooooo",
"I have a feeling she'd have sex with you zero times",
"She seems nice. ",
"No it shouldn't. This isn't Riyadh. ",
"Oooooh, scathing retort",
"https://m.imgur.com/hJgsPBB",
"Wait.... She was Betty?!? *Heads to Google*",
"He’s gonna cry himself to sleep on his huge pilla!",
"\"We have a piper doon\".",
"Cool story. I don't care. You don't know me. I have a feeling you've never had sex. ",
"I've never wanted to be a short, squat dork more than I do at this moment.",
"Ooh! Insecure, defensive, quick to judge. You tick all the boxes, I bet you'd really get a girl going like that",
"You say that like it’s a bad thing. ",
"It's like an orange on a toothpick! ",
"And they're like....purple???",
"She'd make my Bedrock!",
"You know that scene in Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis' character's girlfriend is saying something about a little pot belly is sexy on a woman?\n\nYeah, that. ",
"WTF, a community for 2 years, 14 people are here now... no posts. This all cracks me up somehow.",
"I love you.",
"Those feet ruined it",
"Now that was offside wasn't it?",
"ITT: elbows-too-sharp-ism. ",
"No, I take it nice and slow with women, I get off turning them on.",
"Though shall not covet they neighbors wife: \nFred flintsone",
"Face to fatism.",
"Crumpled paper as background. That’s creative ",
"Fred would hit that every night!",
"My grandmother was the voice of Betty Rubble on the flinstones. She also played the mom on Petticoat Junction. She was also on I love Lucy as the old lady neighbor who fell in love with ricky when lucy tried to set her up with the grocer. She was also the Old Hen on Foghorn Leghorn with the blue bonnet. She was also the witch on Bug Bunny whos bobby pins came out when she wooshed off on her broom. The list goes on but i will still spank it to this image. Ty.",
"Is there an official answer to what age it stops being \"playing dress up\" and starts being \"cosplay\"? ",
"Love you too, boo. <3",
"That is absolutely not a pot belly.",
"A *little tiny* one maybe. Or maybe it's just her posture, I don't know. It's just sexy as hell. ",
">girl isn't anorexic\n\nSHE'S FAAAAAAAAT",
"I am so glad you posted this! Lol.",
"It's like Sputnik!",
"I want to believe you, but am jaded and skeptical.",
"Let go, believe.",
"A virtual planetoid!",
"But do she got that booty?\n\nShe yabba dabba dooooooo",
"My hero.",
"It’d be cool if her toes didn’t look like individual alien life forms ",
"oooh I hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes...",
"Spherical But quite pointy at parts!",
"Charlie tells me yer a bitcha’!",
"I'd barney her rubble if you know what I mean. ",
"*jeez*",
"It’s a repost.",
"Bam Bam!",
"Three cheers for Bea Benaderet!!! Your grandma was awesome!",
"Tig ol' Bettys.",
"Ooer",
"The first thing I thought when I saw this was I would go with Betty but I would be thinking of Wilma.",
"Um, excuse me...I ordered a LARGE cappuccino!",
"ding ding! :D thanks!",
"Is it just me, or is there some weird photoshop stuff going on with her arms? And maybe her thigh area? Something looks off to me, especially on the skin on her arms and shoulders. \n\nAlso, and this is gonna be an unpopular opinion based on the other comments here, but I kind of hate these barely-more-than-porn \"cosplays\" that keep getting upvoted left and right. Yeah, it's a hot girl with big tits in a skimpy, clingy outfit that's made with no particular skill or care, so what? As an actual woman who does some actual cosplay, and who has a ton of respect for people who take cosplay seriously, it just kind of annoys me. Now when I say to people \"I really like cosplay\", they think I'm some kind of pin-up girl or a nerd-version of a playboy bunny. I mean, it's totally fine to dress up like this, but can we stop calling every half-assed skimpy costume a \"cosplay\"?? \n\n",
"\"Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.\" The Cat.",
"Nailed it. ",
"Betty. Betty... nugs.",
"Her name is Betty Rubble... come on",
"Betty nuggs.",
"Can’t deal with the toes. No thanks.",
"Yabba Dabba Doo!",
"...i'll never forget my dad ranting his dismay that Rosie O'Donnel was cast as Betty in the Flintstones movie, \"Betty's supposed to be the hot one.\" I was just a kid and i remember thinking to myself that the women on the show just looked like sticks.",
"HELLO!!",
"Man, I'm ROCK hard.",
"Now we see why Barney stuttered with boobs like that. Motorboat would be a standard practice :)",
"I'd go with Betty, but i would be thinking of Wilma",
"I can see why her son was named Bam Bam because that's exactly how he was made. Bam! Bam!",
"Technically BC",
"Some of the longest toes I've ever seen.\n\nAlso, giggity.",
"I concur giggity!",
"Y tho",
"Pebbles need attention. ",
"The hero we need",
"I'd lay down some bedrock if you know what I mean... ",
"very good point",
"What have you done. Delet this",
"She as REALLY long toes",
"Bea Benaderet also appeared on The Beverly Hillbillies as Cousin Pearl. She seemed like a nice lady - at least on TV.\n",
"No I don't, please explain.",
"i fixed that\n",
"thicc",
"A bit too clean. But good start. Weather the fabric a bit.",
"Goo",
"Sweet Jesus",
"My Sciatica ",
"I like how cosplay these days aren’t over sexualized",
"Betty? I’d go with Betty, but the whole time I would be thinking of Wilma.",
"Jeeeebus. Can’t unsee. Forever unclean!",
"*Chimichanga*",
"Hello gorgeous!",
"It's a euphemism to describe the user's intent to engage in cunnilingus with the model, I believe.",
"Red Dwarf, represent! ",
"I totally remember the witch when her Bobby pins came out when she whooshed by. Does anyone else remember?",
"I'd be an axe murderer too if my life's soundtrack played \"There she goes again\" that many times.",
"Yeah... Not photoshopped at all... ",
"Yabba dabba do!",
"I'd go down in her Fraggle Rock.",
"Yabba dabba DOOOOOOOOOOO",
"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a \"bitch\". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or \"shiv\", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities...\nThis way to the cafeteria!",
"It’s not butter.",
"She has toes ?",
"I can't believe it.",
"She gave me an erocksion!",
"after seeing the deviant art page where everyother one of her as Betty isnt as PS as this one, I thought the way the fabric cups between the breasts to be unnatural, then i noticed the abs...",
"Oh my!",
"Weird toes. Would not sex. ",
"Id stick my shlong in her vajayjay, if you know what I mean.",
"How can you hate *the Colonel* ?",
"This guy faps",
"Now, this guy faps",
"I'm so bedrock hard right now. ",
"My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki.\n",
"I'd give her a ride to Bedrock.",
"That version of Betty is definitely one I would club and drag into my cave.",
"Until Wilma or Barney finds out.",
"I was expecting u/ShittyMorph",
"Barney, you lucky bastard.",
"In b4 someone says: \"I'd Yabba-Dabba-Do-Her.\"",
"I would have sex with her.",
"Why is her second toe, bigger and the same size as her big toe. ",
"I think she gave me a flintstone",
"She can clean my house",
"This guy fucks",
"You should google [*Exit To Eden*](https://youtu.be/kX40spgvG6A) too.",
"I’d show her bedrock alright",
"Witch Hazel",
"Explain please. ",
"Are there doors in the Flintstones residence? There better be, and they should lock it.",
"Nice",
"Bam Bam Betty",
"Quick search shoes see sells tier level nudes. Cosplay in 2018. ",
"They are wrong. Betty was hotter and IMO nicer, more fun. \n\nBarney was a lucky guy. ",
"BAM BAM!",
" \" Uh barney, she just gave me an erocktion \"",
"Question from someone who has never been a part of cosplay, is part of the fun to be in a “sexy” style costume? I see some friends and others post pictures like this. Just wondering if it is all part of the fun.",
"Have a cake day!",
"Damn.... Does this chick have no nipples? ",
"So? ",
"There's something fitting about a cavewoman with evolution toe",
"Nudge nudge wink wink ",
"Man, it’s been a while since I saw this, but when I was kid I remember Rosie O’donnel as being a brutish fat loudmouth. Was Rick Moranis actually muscular? Was John Goodman a teenager? Was the Dictabird not a real animal?\n\nIt’s strange how everything looks so different when you’re a kid. \n",
"I just want to Rubble her Betty.",
"I don't get this reference.",
"yabba dabba das it mane",
"Yabba Dabba DAMN!",
"I was wondering if anyone out there was going to reference that [Family Guy gag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyx78fa7UDc).",
"He is obviously quoting Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine during one of his undercover operations as a straight man DUH",
"Good Lord them some ugly toes",
"Yabba dabba I do!",
"Bam Bam!",
"The twist at the end makes this a u/shittymorph tier comment IMO. I tip my hat to you good sir (or madam). ",
"this actually looks like a high-def drawing",
"Holy crap!",
"Yabba Dabba dayum girl!",
"Why are you so bitter?",
"Photoshop",
"Different show.",
"You live in a society where you drive cars with your feet, it's evolution.",
"Quit taxing my gig so hardcore, cruster.",
"Pshh... YOU'RE a different show!",
"No nudes?\n\nBoooooo",
"You are beautiful. ",
"I’m not refuting your response... I’m just inquiring into exactly how Barney = cunnilingus",
"Because he puts a chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!",
"Bam. Bam",
"..and it has it's own weather system!",
"If I could get anymore erect I would... but I have scoliosis. ",
"And Elizabeth Taylor played Wilma's mother in what ended up being her final major film role as companies refused to insure her for any more films.\n\nRosie returns in the second Flintstones movie to play an octopus.",
"What is a margarine?",
"I'd rock her world. ",
"Just name my new pitbull girl Harriet, sweet, Harriet!",
"I don’t know if it’s the pic, or something else, but my phone crashed when I clicked on the photo. ",
"Know what I mean, know what I mean?",
"You do know Pebbles is a baby???",
"Honestly that movie was pretty funny. Not exceptionally kinky but amusing for sure. ",
"Perhaps when they throw staying true to character out the window and go out of their way to overtly sexualize every costume. ",
"We got there in the end.",
"I'll be in my cave.",
"Came to say this, take my upvote.",
"Where can I buy this outfit for my wife?!!?!??!",
"I am going to masturbate to this.",
"It's also consistent with knitting both mittens at the same time.",
"SAY NO MORE!!",
"Guess I'm buying a costume for my GF. Hashtag didn't know I thought that was hot. \n\nThat's how hashtags work right?",
"What is seen, can never be unseen.",
"Nope. Too obvious. I was looking at the user name after the first line, thinking the same at first. But He always draws you in with something that's just believable enough that you don't stop to question it. I almost always get to nineteen when I realize I've been had again. ",
"Something something bedrock ",
"Hey, she's got long toes, so that's more distance covered per step in the car. She's got 3.08:1 toes, you probably have 4.56:1 toes so you have to take a few more steps per mile than she does, and she's more economical on the trips to the drive in.\n\nShe wins.\n\nSuck on that...them. Um.",
"Bea Benaderet?! I'm a huge I Love Lucy fan so I knew who you were talking about right away! And Petticoat Junction, too!!! Cool!",
"Making Yabba dabba goo!",
"They’re afraid of each other.",
"You can make my Bedrock! ",
"No offense but it looks like a porn parody.",
"it's a joke. no real logic to see here. just a sexual funny euphemism",
"You perve! I bet you'd be all caring about her pleasure too, sick freak.",
"“Baby Jeffrey, forever unclean!”",
"Well she has been driving all day ",
"Bam bam! Bam bam bam!",
"Scarsdale, say no more, say no more, say no more, squire!",
"Yep, she saw me standing there but she kept undressing\n\nhttp://www.adultswim.com/videos/family-guy/she-kept-undressing/\n",
"Believe it. That man will spank it to anything. ",
"I dare you to play a highlight audio reel of Betty from the Flintstones while jacking it to this picture.",
"This is the third reference to toe sucking I've heard tonight. Is toe sucking Tuesday really a thing like my Overwatch team was screaming?",
"10/10 would Bam-bam",
"Beauty of pre-historic proportions!",
"Well time to masterbate",
"She has no nipples. So I sense some photo shop for that reason alone. ",
"Hey, my uncle's best friend's girlfriend was baby bop at one point, I'll believe you.",
"I would make her bed rock ",
"Her toes are longer than my fingers",
"Getting your rocks off?",
"Wow",
"I'd like to make her Bedrock",
"#ThatsMyFeetish",
"I got an e-ROCK-tion",
"I would make her bedrock",
"And this is why our species survived the last ice age.",
"Betty Rubble.. Look at you now.",
"What's your point though? This sounds like a good thing to me. ",
"Finger toes",
"Hey are those toes throwing up a peace sign?!",
"YABBA DABBA DABBA!! ",
"Witch Hazel. Your granny had a wicked awesome cackle. :)",
"Looks like you've got what it takes for Jane Jetson as well.",
"Sorry, we were looking for, “I’d Rubble her Barney.” X gets the square. ",
"Hellooo, Betty!",
"She’s a beauty!",
"A blessing",
"It was the gay old times though. ",
"Joey, we always know what you mean. ",
"I rarely encounter this, but when I do it's always /u/fuckswithducks . And I'm always delighted.",
"I have an e-rock-tion",
"An Ocean's Eleven reference?",
"^^^Psst. ^^^I ^^^agree.",
"Good god almighty",
"I don't know what you mean.",
"yabba dabba doooooo",
"She's so attractive, I feel like clubbing her and dragging her by the hair back to my cave.",
"Not is one of those adult Pebbles episodes.",
"You mean that set of feet fingers she's rocking?",
"How do you go from describing your grandmothers acting roles to your spank bank? Seems strange.",
"This girl is absolutely beautiful.",
"Other than you long toes... nice",
"Srsly no bedrock puns? C'mon Reddit.",
"This is insane.\n\nShe'll never leave Fred and she knows it",
"I'd pee in her butt",
"I'm only here too see how many \"bam bam\" and \"bedrock\" jokes there is",
"Would wood",
"Great Gazoo!!",
"\"Hey. Why don't you stay for a night cap.\"\n\n\"Nooo.. you two should be alone.\"\n\n\"No really.. stay for a night cap.\"\n\n\"Sir, I don't think I should..\"\n\n\"..STAY FOR A NIGHT CAP!!!!\"\n\n\"aaAAAAHHHHhhhh^h^h^h \"",
"Aaaahhhhhhoooooooooogggggggaaaaaaaaaa",
"Lovely",
"YABBA DABBA DOO ME!",
"We’ll have a gay old time alright....",
"Nik nak paddy wack give my dog a bone ",
"Pfft. This is just a hot girl in a ragady ass blue dress.",
"The age of consent?",
"Titties",
"But Wilma had those \"dead-inside\" lifeless eyes that get me going. ",
"Now *this* is a show i want to see",
"Yabba dabba boner!",
"Nice",
"Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.",
"(ouo)",
"Looks nothing like Rosie O'Donnell. 2/10",
"She has more pictures of her as Betty on her Instagram where she's rolling around on the floor in some pretty odd positions. I'm all for cosplaying and bringing the character to life, but I must have missed the episode of The Flintstones where Betty was filming a porno.\n\n\n\n",
"A real life super hero right here",
"Heyy bb, I'll be your Barney Rubble. Come to daddy, I'm gonna make your bedrock.",
"This costume would take me ten minutes to make. Glad I'm not the only one",
"\"He's just pissed\"",
"We're both crazy. She'll never leave Fred and we know it.",
"What else are you gonna suck on a Tuesday? ",
"Those toes. The fuck",
"God I hate feet ",
"> Does anyone else remember?\n\nPepperidge Farms does.",
"Well it's a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there's a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows\n\nSo who's in this Pentavirate?\n\nThe Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooh!",
"hot",
"I’d be the creature in her toilet licking up her piss and shit... too far? ",
"Yabba dabba Daaaammmmnnn!!🔥😍🔥",
"Do you link yer own sausage?",
"Ah Ruxin-son, that joke very funny ... HAI! ",
"Release her taxes. If she’s employed by Slate I believe ",
"https://youtu.be/Qae03boj7lU?t=72",
"You know what this room needs? An oversized map of Atlantic City. ",
"And for those of you who are wondering how you can get more pictures of her in even less clothes, here's her patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ZyunkaCosplay\n",
"I remember!",
"The toes. I need eye bleach. Those feet logs def would stop a car! ",
"Am I the only who thinks she looks like Kat Von D without the tats? ",
"She'll get your rocks off.",
"Literally Unbambamaable.",
"I'm experiencing seismic activity near my bedrock.",
"What, you think someone would just lie like that? On the internet?",
"I notice now... *sigh*",
"Something looks really weird about that dress.",
"\"Sure, I'd go with Betty... But I'd be thinking of Wilma.\" - The Cat",
"This guy truly gets me ",
"I came for this.",
"She stole my heart and my cat",
"That is fucking incredible",
"I’d rub my dick on them. You can’t rape feet!",
"Lmao the comments ",
"I believe *coitus* is the word you're looking for.",
"In sure this is getting upvoted because it is such a faithful rendition of a beloved character from our childhood",
"Take her to the bone age",
"Fine, go, you've stayed your hour!",
"\"Sure, I'd go with Betty... But I'd be thinking of Wilma.\" - The Cat",
"> nerd-version of a playboy bunny\n\nAs a dude, this is how I've thought of nearly every \"cosplay\" post that hits the front page here. Glad I'm not the only one.",
"You fools! I have only become more erect! ",
"Overall terribly sexualized and unrealistic. Not nearly enough body hair.",
"Can't wait for the paleo-lesbo action with Wilma. After all the opening ends with \"we'll have a gay old time\".",
"Report in once you're done.",
"Aka your next “slutty” Halloween costume.",
"Yabba dabba Damn!",
"I used to say that all the time in the early 2000s, Sounded terrible but it was really a term of endearment. One of the highest forms of compliment I felt comfortable giving a woman that wasn't my wife. ",
"Approved.\n\nReason: Quality female.",
"im done, i made my Bed-rock.. AMA",
"Haba Haba!",
"I’d yabba dabba do her",
"There is truly no such thing as the perfect girl.",
"Sh-sh-show me your genitals, your gentalia..",
"Welp, here's a toast to my ruined childhood\n(http://imgur.com/MnjAFyg.jpg)",
"Holy wow x4573\n\nIf you're in the MT area, PM me and I'll wine dine, or do what Bettey wants 👄",
" Motherrrrrr..... Wuahahahahahah! I love that shit. Every time I hear the word I say it in her voice... \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQS6h6qy4tE",
"What the fuck do you mean by that",
"Holy toes",
"I missed it to. In a more longing way I suppose.\n",
"I love Vicki",
"Long ass toes to help propel their car.",
"Nutted",
"Expected manning ",
"I keep coming off the top, asbestos",
"Oh my jesus, I would have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, I'd have a straight old time.\n\nedit: for science, I think her name is Zyunka Muhina, and I'm pretty sure she's one of those never-nude IG models.",
"Smokin hot :D",
"He really cunnilingused that sentence up.",
"I'd like to make her bedrock ",
"Interesting... CUCKOO!",
"I'd shoot a load of my semen onto her face and then take my thumb and smear a little bit across her forehead and then softly say.. \"simba\"",
"I wish I looked like this",
"It's her face that caught my attention. It looks cartoony. Dunno if it's a bunch of pancake makeup or some weird photoshop thing, but it's off, somehow.",
"\"Oh, BEDROCK, I get it now.\"",
"Girls are hot in my opinion.",
"Yabba Dabba Delicious.",
"Baaam bam",
"EROTIC^EROTIC^EROTIC",
"Bea Benaderet?",
"Jaysus",
"Le dot",
"If this is true, I grew up with your Grandma on Saturday mornings! She was great!",
"Professional babe\n",
"COSPLAY. IT'S IN EVERY SUBREDDIT. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT.",
"This actually isn't true bec... I'll stop talking now.",
"So you're jack bannon's kid?",
"Lepodactylus ",
"This woman gives me an eROCKtion",
"Found the ugly one",
"Yabba Dabba Damn! ",
"Her toes are damn near as long as her fingers. hand and foot job for 4 dudes at once!",
"Sadly, my uncle, my moms brother, Jack Bannon recently passed away.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Rubble\n\nThat costume is pretty much Betty Rubble. And not just some “sexy” Halloween costume. That is not to disagree with your overall point, but that’s pretty much what Betty Rubble dressed like. ",
"who keeps taking the butter?",
"Bam Bam, thank you ma’am!",
"Hot chick in costume!",
"Damn!! That's next level right there. I commend you for finding an amazing way to challenge limits. If I weren't poor, I'd gild this.",
"Weird that this popped up, incredibly, I was just about to get into the Flintstones. The reboot comic book series is supposed to be great, apparently I \"have to\" read it.\nhttp://www.dorkly.com/post/82072/wiiiiiillllmaaaaaa",
"It's moments like this that make me feel like yes, I'm definitely bi. ",
"Lmao! I did too. Also, the amount of times I’ve laughed at this thread tells me my maturity hasn’t progressed much since then.",
"Hot dam ",
"One of my favorite RD scenes.",
"Bam!Bam!Bam!",
"Ah repeaht, a paeper is deown. ",
"Yeah, I'll agree with you that the basic elements are there. But is she really capturing the \"essence\" of the character, or bringing her to life or adding something special? Not really. Was Betty *really* dressed in skin-tight spandex with her tits hanging out? Meh...probably not. This would have been a really cool, thoughtful cosplay if the original person had made it out of, say, a dyed-blue hide- then it would really say \"cavewoman\", which would be a fun and original take on the character. The difference between \"basically looks like the character\" and \"brings the character to life\" is what differentiates a costume from a cosplay to me. I have a bathing suit that looks like a Wonder Woman outfit, but I'd never call that a cosplay. It's like the difference between someone who flies an airplane and an astronaut. There's overlap, sure, but there is a functional difference. ",
"Found the ugly personality! ",
"I... never knew I needed this.",
"your grandmother was Bea Benaderet? \n\n(Since you mentioned the WB shorts, I thought you meant June Foray at first). given she died in 1968, I imagine it's unlikely you have any good stories. Did your parents ever tell you any? Any neat souveniers (Animation cells, pencil tests, sketches)? Those things are worth $$$ to collectors.\n\n",
"If fluff her Garfield if you know what I mean",
"Ahahaha wtf",
"Well, Barney also a better husband than Fred. ",
"Anthony LaPaglia is totally unable to control his laughter during that rant. I don't think I could've kept my cool either. ",
"She'd get my rocks off",
"*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*",
"Gotta have a yabba dabba do time with Barney's girl!",
"Jeez",
"Growing up i found some animation cells in the garage that my mom had forgotten about or didn't know existed and had them framed for her. They are awesome.",
"I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.",
"Hey! Tired of never being able to vent your insecurities about women and general Cuntiness on an online community? Never Fear! Reddit!",
"This is only the third time in my entire life that I've said \"daaammnnn\" out loud without thinking about it.",
"r/Ihavesex",
"AMA request: someone who did this unannounced.",
"Damn, I’m in loves",
"I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.",
"Nope. Seems like it is cunnilingus -\n\n> BARNEY\n\n> VERB - Barneying, barneys, barneyed\n\n>1 - To eat enthusiastically and with abandon, like a bulldog eating custard\n\nand \n\n> RUBBLE\n\n> NOUN\n\n>3 - A lumpy and somewhat untidy vagina.\n\n\nSource: [OED](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).",
"Cosplay or...porn?",
"2 year old account.\n\nOnly comment ever.\n\nNow that’s dedication.",
"In your case........ yes",
"That's because he's not a cunning linguist. ",
"yeah, that looks good alright",
"Ok I'm a caveman now ok",
"Not much left to do 3 million years into space",
"Ya learned me something",
"A true Picasso of words.",
"Wait wait let's hear out what one with foot fetish has to say.",
"why are you a different person now? do you do some kind of like butterfly transformation after climaxing? like some kind of dragon ball z super saiyan transformation with screaming and flying hair while you bust your nut?",
"This is by far my favorite comment right now",
"Yabba Dabba Doo if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Relevant username ",
"That's so awesome, is she still alive? If so an AMA would be so cool!",
"You forgot the NSFW ones.",
"This looks like the beginning of a Flintstones themed porno",
"no! you don't want to get her pregnant!",
"Could you dumb it down a shade?",
"I'm into it.",
"Betty Rubble>Wilma. Mary Ann>Ginger. Velma>Daphne. ",
"But you don't want grid girls.. Okay.",
"Remember not to french fry when you should pizza.",
"Toes too long 2/10",
"more like [Fred](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JoP0Z3a8glU)",
"She must drive the car.",
"oh god what in the fuck",
"Are those fingers or toes?",
"Ah yes, tiddys, I like them too.",
"why did you not reply with \"this isn't even my final form\" thereby implying further masturbation is imminent ????????",
"Something something make her Bedrock.",
"HEAD! MOVE!",
"Eh! It's a living!",
"holy shit hashtag lifegoals",
"Have you met Fred?",
"Not alive :(",
"They're like E.T's fingers.... giggity",
"Where are the nipples?",
"You're totally right.\n\nA slutty nurse costume is a slutty nurse costume.\n\nBut, for some reason, if it's a slutty nurse costume of an anime character, that's *cosplay*.",
"with this betty album, i still got allnite for my transformation",
"I'd let her give me a toe job with those toes.",
"We did weird hands yesterday, are we doing feet today?",
"Rosie O’Donnel sure got it together didn’t she. ",
"Upvote for Red Dwarf. First thought when I saw this.",
"I would occasionally look in her general direction before hurriedly looking back at my phone out of crippling fear that she thinks I'm a serial killer or something. #Cripplinganxiety",
"Betty from the thiccstones",
"*watermelon ;)\n\nEDIT: IT IS ORANGE!!! Im so ashamed I remembered wrong. Shame on me. \n\nSHAME!!",
"More like Booby from The Flinstones cosplay",
"She def makes your bed rock... Badumtss",
"[Obligatory music video is obligatory.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtV_nQKhkdY)",
"Yabba Fappa Doo!",
"Big toes...",
"I'm hard as a rock",
"Spaghetti toes!!",
"Bam! Bam!",
"Bam! Bam! Bam bam bam! ",
"Only his pubes go luminescent yellow though. ",
"Flintstone feet, it is her!",
"Needs a bone.",
"The hair is on point!",
"Younger me definitely did not catch the pseudo-pun in her name.",
"oh she is hot!\n",
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey",
"This sentence gave me a stroke. ",
" [Betty... Betty nugs! ](https://youtu.be/3oF25IsGjuc)",
"3/10 would not bang",
"#Yes.",
"BILF?",
"Upvoted because whorey.",
"No, it’s a Tide ad.",
"Fucking Reddit. Y'all mother fuckers need Jesus.",
"I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'd sure love to make her bedrock.",
"Those are nice jugs ya got goin' there, lassie.",
"You wanna take it from here Bam Bam?",
"Man you guys are really Bortling it up....maybe...is that still a thing?",
"I'd make her bedrock........I'll just get my coat ",
"They're like 10 little dongers!",
"He's no cunning linguist...",
"Cavemen did that?",
"How do I not see nipples pokin in that dress? ",
"To it me beat",
"Yes! Saw this and immediately thought of [this clip]\n(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o)",
"\"Oh look! You've got one!\"",
"Betty, \nJudy, \nJosie and those hot Pussycats... \nThey make me horny, \nSaturday morny \nGirls of cartoo-ins \nWon't leave me in ruins \nI want to to be Betty's Barney.\n\nHey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.",
"hooooooooly fuck",
"95% one line comments. Not likely to be legit.",
"Damn.",
"...why did you have the point that out? Now it's the only thing I can see.",
"\"Baby I can't wait to DeepFake you into the original, all night long!\"",
"I'd go with Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma. ",
"Airbrushing in Photoshop; an awful trend akin to 100% saturation in it's over-done over-usage. \n\nYou basically: \n\n1. Duplicate the face on a new layer that sits on top. \n2. Increase the blur on the original, mucking around with contrast and High Pass filter. \n3. Go to duplicate, mask, and then paint out wrinkles, blemishes, the subject's soul, etc. basically removing the \"undesirable\" traits from the top image to show through to the blurred one.\n4. Profit??? \n\nNote: You will not profit, no one uses this method anymore because the Uncanny Valley is freaky as fuck.",
"I mean... I could dig deep but i didn't want to turn this into an AMA or anything i was just like oh a betty rubble post hey i have somewhat relevant info to share. ",
"Lol... you’ve gotta be trolling.,, ",
"I think he wants to tongue punch her fart box.",
"Wtf why is it on a health website? Lol",
"Remind me this https://youtu.be/QeDkGnyDv9o episode of Red Dwarf",
"What other reason would there be?",
"I was going to be severely disappointing if some variation of this wasn't the top comment. I figured \"*Yabba Dabba!*\" would have it.",
"Or just wearing pasties.",
"Yes, ok",
"I have the weirdest boner right now...",
"Swing and a miss friend!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Bam Bam.",
"She’s got fingers for toes!",
"Anyone else suffering from a Barney Rubble?",
"This is crazy. This is absolute looney tunes. Wilma never gonna leave Fred and we both know it. ",
"I thought I was the pun god. Apparently out of us, you're the one who *rock*s",
"Yes",
"Stupid Sexy Betty!",
"Just noticed the same thing. After ten minutes checking out the rest of her. I think she had a finger to toe transplant. ",
"Yeah he has a bit more spunk about him.",
"Smeghead.",
"That’s hot and all but is this really the right place for softcore pornography?",
"If it isn't the wig, I bet 90% of the effort went to the hair.",
"Thankyou!!",
"Who wouldn't yabba dabba do her?",
"Nurgle hears your prayers.",
"They adopted Bamm Bamm though....",
"This is a nostalgic and a very beautiful cosplay she did.\n",
"Bedrockhard",
"Great movie! ",
"Phew, stunning 🤗",
"Speak English! I'm not a scientist. ",
"her neighbor Fred would say yabba dabba doo much to Wilma's chagrin",
"Great why did I wear skinny khakis to work today. Now I gotta hide my chub.",
"Some say he’s still masturbating to this day, incredible stamina",
"wowza",
"yh u clearly made ur intention.\n",
"Ah Yes. My favorite cosplayer. Tits.",
"*And I just can't contain...*",
"Hawt.",
"Jayne",
"This could definitely get my Bedrocks off. ",
"I am 90% sure that this is my old Spanish teacher. Can someone confirm that this is not my Spanish teacher?",
"Porn...not cosplay ",
"NAILED IT!",
"Damn I wanna fuck a white chick so bad. I feel like I'll never touch a delicious white tit my entire life. For some reason I get super nervous around white girls and can only be more natural towards non-whites. Fudge me. It's gotten so bad I get rock hard just looking at pics like this. ",
"Wow. I'd love to whallop her with a club and drag her back to my cave, *if you know what I mean!*",
"I've always imagined Betty to have wide hips, thick thighs and a nice plump booty. ",
"I love her. I had such a crush on her as a kid and this woman pulled the cosplay off wonderfully.",
"Id turn her off just by approaching her. ",
"Yeah this is about as elaborate as a skimpy nurse outfit. I’m not sure it could be any more elaborate though.",
"She’s no Rosie O, but she’s aight ",
"Jebus!",
"It’s not like he’s claiming anything extraordinary. ",
"I'd Yabba Dabb Doo her!\n",
"it's a black bra-thing, visible in the first picture",
"I'd let her flint my stones.",
"She’s way hotter than Rosie O’Donald!!!",
"Call me Mr. Flinstone I can make your bedrock",
"I love her heavy breasts.",
"Yaba dabba THOT!",
"I’d bam bam those pebbles.",
"Most beautiful girl ....so gorgeous ",
"When will they make a ‘hot chicks in cosplay’ sub reddit?",
"You know they don't have to be out all the time, right?",
"This movie is a family favorite....so you must be family. ",
"There you go, everything's good here, people!",
"/r/cosplaygirls/",
"we can only hope....",
"I have this as a ringtone. Makes me shit myself every time!",
"She looks like Alexandra Daddario.",
">it's a hot girl with big tits in a skimpy, clingy outfit that's made with no particular skill or care, so what\n\nYou're coming off as really insecure and judgemental. There's place for every kind of cosplayer here, no need to be so bitter about whatever it is you lack.\n\nThe whole point of this is to have fun, you're dressing up in costumes for heaven's sake, who's to say what's right or wrong? And it's a pretty accurate representation of the the actual outfit too, of course it can't be super well-tailored, it's meant to be rag-like.\n\nAnd hating on someone because of their body is really low.",
"Betty wishes she looked like that ",
" Someone else posted a link to her deviant art page and there is some fairly detailed work there. Yes she seems to like doing sexy characters but it not like shes pulling some throw on a yellow bikini and call yourself pikachu bullshit. She does seem to stay accurate to the original sexy character shes portraying and assuming she is making these costumes they look like they would take some work.",
"Just read through her IMDB page and holy shit the things she was in. My favourite was Chevrolet's The Chevy Show. Gonna find out what that was now.",
"Did you ride the dino [with this song](https://youtu.be/Ha80ZaecGkQ)",
"You are right but boobs are boobs and they gotta be liked",
"People say the same thing when I tell them my cousin is married to Kimi Gibblers brother. It's totally possible. ",
"Hear ye!",
"That’s just the packing paper from her last amazon order. ",
"Please delet now",
"She is almost perfect!",
"Wow is she super fine or what",
"Omg",
"Her name is Zyunka Mukhina",
"The attractiveness of perceived attainablity.",
"You could wear your bathing suit if you wanted to. It wouldn't be wrong. And being disrespectful about her breasts is saying that everyone should only cosplay their body type. What a narrow viewpoint you have.",
"That's part of the costume. Flintstones had some big ass feet. It's an evolutionary thing... because of the cars.",
"I mean...isnt it?",
"Also helps with braking.",
"5/5 with rice",
"Yet still on /r/pics ...",
"Yabba dabba DAMN!",
"You made me look at her feet. Holy shit , she has fingers for toes!",
"Did Fred or Barney say this line?",
"):",
"Nice. I've never even heard of that show.",
"10/10 would BAM BAM ",
"Id smash my club into her skull until there was brain matter and gristle dripping off it, then I'd drag her to my cave and marry her. Id feed her to a sabretooth the next morn.",
"I’d go with Betty. \nBut I’d be thinking of Wilma.",
"it's a thing in some humans\n\nsource: #metoo",
"I'm so glad I'm not the only one that noticed this. Not like it was hard to, all I had to do was scroll down.\n\nLike girl ya toes got three knuckles. *What dey do*.",
"Well, I think, in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived",
"Maybe /u/autisticjames felt it was",
"Aggravated Rape? ",
"I would insert my fully erect member into her moistened sexual organ and perform sexual intercourse until climax has been achieved..... If ya get my drift",
"I like the paper bag rocks",
"I want to rock with her.",
"Fingertoes... ",
"She was also on The Great Gildersleeve (the radio program) as Leroy's Principal, Eve Goodwin, one of Gildy's love-interests. This was, I believe, in the '40s, while Hal Peary was still on the show.\n\n\nAnd she played Blanche on the Burns and Allen Show, for which she won two Emmys.\n\n",
"I mean, hot chick aside, it's not like it's inaccurate or low-effort.",
"the coup de'toe\n\n\nEdit: no Seinfeld fans? ",
"[Pebbles!](https://www.xvideos.com/video10540465/hayden_winters_-_the_flintstones_a_xxx_parody) <--------- This is porn.",
"Bam bam and thank you mama! Please, she is a lady and show her some respect....twice.",
"I'd knock another cave man over the head for that.\n\nAaaatttaaaaaa.",
"She’s got a dildo made out of rock ",
"Baby I decided yer the best thing that’s happened.. to meeuh!",
"Tiddies.",
"I thought i was thw only one... all hail mike myers",
"But he is a master debater.",
"Daphne is a straight up fox and velma is a 12 yr old boy, you trippin'",
"Word boobs are dope",
"Velma is a nerd girl.\n\nTypically, nerd girl=freaky freak.",
"Underrated comment ",
"This is giving me the weirdest childhood boner",
"Stones aren't the only thing hard now.",
"I am yabba dabba done. *closes incognito window.\n",
"I don't care about cosplay, but this is good cosplay. Seems to be faithful to what Betty looks like.\n\nIt just also happens to be hot... which is fine.\n",
"Wut",
"(Credit to Francis Heaney, who plays wonderfully with words. This is from his Holy Tango series.) \n\nLIKABLE WILMA\nWILLIAM BLAKE\n \nWilma, Wilma, in thy blouse,\nRed-haired prehistoric spouse,\nWhat immortal animator\nWas thy slender waist’s creator?\n \nWhen the Rubble clan moved in,\nWas Betty jealous of thy skin,\nThy noble nose, thy dimpled knee?\nDid he who penciled Fred draw thee?\n \nWilma, Wilma, burning bright, ye\nCartoon goddess Aphrodite,\nWas it Hanna or Barbera\nMade thee hot as some caldera?",
"Upvoted for effort.",
"Vicki's the best.",
"Id put those toes in many new places. Also, giggity.",
"There is a flintstones xxx parody ",
"This is an insane conversation. \n\nShe'll never leave Fred, and we know it.",
"In that second to last one she looks like Christina Applegate.",
"THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!",
"[Basher's Cockney Rhyming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvcDT02a1Ec&feature=youtu.be&t=52) \n\nMore on [Cockney Rhyming](http://aldertons.com/)\n\nI don't remember the movie but it was some British thugs asking if they should \"Raspberry\" someone.\n\nThe person didn't understand.\n\n\"Raspberry Ripple....... \"CRIPPLE!\"\n\n\n\n",
"I'd go with Betty...but I'd be thinking of Wilma.",
"I think I have an erocktion.",
"I may not be a Flintstone but I would make her bed rock",
"Daphne was self-centered, vain, and not overly burdened with an abundance of education. You would quickly tire of her, as she would of you.\n\nVelma, on the other hand, was sweet, intelligent, kind, and you know she had a sex dungeon in her basement that held sex toys you've only ever heard rumors about.",
"Smeg.",
"Why is there a fox behind her",
"Being short, fair-haired and slightly dumb, I'd like to offer myself as Barney.",
"Whats a small mexican got to do with anything?",
"Don't take that for granite. Boulder things have been done. ",
"+1 for being straight forward. ",
"I totally didn't save this to my phone. Nope...",
"Well... they definitely did it. Bam Bam was conceived after all.",
"Her name?",
"I upvoted this picture because it makes my dick hard",
"First time I ever heard someone say this, it was my 40 year old meth-head drug dealer, in reference to this 16 year old girl in my school who looked like a boy. Ever since then, it just seems so much worse than it already is. ",
"And afterwords I would have my breakfast of a hard boiled egg, and a piece of dry white toast. ",
"Apparently, if the models do it on their own, it's called \"empowering\". ",
"Yabba dabba doo me in the bathroom",
"I hate this subreddit.",
"Dude, that's your mum!",
"This sounds backwards to me. Cosplaying usually tries to stay more true to the character (both design wise and behavior wise) while costumes are just about the clothes, and are probably more often sexualized.",
"Fitting, because she me want to act like a cave-man.",
"I'd watch it",
"She can make my bedrock ",
"Betty, Betty Nugs.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )",
"She's wearing a dinobra",
"I'd rubble over her.",
"Edit: removed cause someone beat me to it.",
"Who are we kidding, Wilma will never leave Fred!",
"I always just used old-school clone brush with less hardness to touch up problem areas like pimples or blemishes while using a white layer masked over the teeth to get rid of yellowing. The first technique, when used judiciously, would preserve realism and touch up without giving you that freaky high fashion painted on look. ",
"What are you getting at?",
"THEN WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT?!\n\nIS THERE A MOD I CAN INSTALL FOR THIS?! ",
"I appreciated it, because I hadn't considered the option of masturbating to this image myself. I am currently leaning towards running off a batch myself. ",
"Probably text to speech. 'shows she sells'",
"I'd dick punch her in the fart box!",
"What a betty, that Betty is!\n\n",
"Barney's club must be huge if he landed her.",
"Your grandmother was [Beatrice “Bea” Benaderet (April 4, 1906 – October 13, 1968)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bea_Benaderet).",
"Yes! Someone got the Red Dwarf reference.",
"Melon",
"You’re welcome. ",
"That's an awesome cosplay- but you might want to make sure there's no wardrobe malfunction! Those sides look a little shifty",
"Damn. Wtf i'm in love with Betty now. ",
"This is the best thing I've seen all week. Well done. Thank you. ",
"Shlong, such a Rick and Morty thing. ",
"Jesus wept. My childhood just turned into manhood. *boing ",
"Yes, but only in a cartoony way.",
"Only by adoption though.",
"I'm willing to bet they did beat off",
"https://img1.etsystatic.com/212/1/11912424/il_340x270.1306795023_nlfg.jpg\n",
"If I know what you mean?",
"Lemme smash",
"When you have sex afterwards",
"Helps with take off I am sure. Really dig in good torque.",
"Live action movie Velma>Daphne for sure.",
"Betty was need ever that good looking",
"I got an erocktion!",
"Oh shit I’d love to have sex with her boobs so badly",
"No competition there, really.",
"What NSFW ones?",
"Tingers ",
"I heard he makes a mean taco",
"You know... He'd homo her erectus. Know whatta mean.",
"I got to meet Dawn Wells (Mary Ann) on a dinner cruise with some of the other cast probably 15 years ago. It was an awards presentation for women in TV. I got sick from motion of the boat, and she stayed with me a while when I was leaning on the wall outside the rest rooms. Really nice and genuine lady. \n\nTina Louise (Ginger) was really stuck up. Bob Denver was pretty cool though.",
"I'd fuck her",
"She has fingers for toes!",
"The ones that are NSFW. ",
"Fred would fuck",
"Needs a lot more hair to be accurate.",
"Yabba dabba dooooo",
"Found Lil Wayne's reddit account.",
"Perfect!",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-Zj_3yvGo",
"Light a match. ",
"SEX sex sexy sex!!!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY",
"One of the most underrated movies of all time.",
"Is it just me, or are they some long ass toes?",
"I’d work long grueling hours at a rock quarry for her!!!\n\n\n\nGuys did I do it right?\n\nGuys?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGuys?",
"Yabba Dabba DOOoOoO",
"I got an erocktion",
"Ol' Lanky Toe Betty",
"I'd have to use a rock ring...",
"flintBONES",
"Hot damn. What was she ever doing with Barney? \n\nI can see his cosplay right now. It's Patton Oswalt.",
"Damn can see why Barney adores Betty 👀",
"Hahaha",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=myvaeC-f95o",
"There isn't. The word itself, \"Cosplay\", is short for \"Costume Play\". So, it's the exact same thing, only with much higher skills and budget.",
"Yours!",
"Go get em white knight",
"Looks like a porn parody.",
"BAM. \n\nBAM! BAM! BAM!",
"It's so under-rated, I've made references for years to dead silence. \n\nBut now there's an entire thread about it? \n\nWho bought the rights, that's what I want to know. I figure that character must have been suppressed for years on social media due to it spawning at least 2 characters, one of them the name of an entire franchise. If you rolled up Fat Bastard and Shrek into 11 minutes of screen time, distilled pure comedy, that is So I Married's Scottish Dad. I figure that couldn't be allowed while they were running the string on billions in take on that character.",
">implies that post got to front page because of “cosplay”",
"Ridiculously successful!",
"Alot better than the Rosie O'Donnell Betty Rubble",
"Congrats. ",
"Anyone have her name?",
"Russian cosplayer girls are the best. \n\n[Zyunka](https://www.patreon.com/ZyunkaCosplay)",
"Good god, it's not very often I react to a chick pic, but who IS that? She's gorgeous!",
"Those tits boutta pop out at any moment ",
"Literally unplayable ",
"I had to go back and look. Those ARE really long toes.\n\nGiggity.",
"...*sigh*",
"Betty didnt dress like a slut",
"I looked away quickly so I could not sexually harass her with my mind.",
"Its called mortons toe. Where the big toe is actually shorter ",
"Her toes are super long ",
"Their kid is named “Bamm-Bamm”.",
"sideboob cosplay",
"Good point",
"Maybe he is willing to cunnilingus her if she fellatios him back.",
"I got an erocktion ",
"Bam bam",
"you don't think she and barny made the bedrock?",
"Foes",
"And instead we got Rosie O'Donnel. SHEESH!",
"I’d lick her butthole twice",
"I would gladly go back in time and get stuck in the Stone Age to be with her.",
"She sparks my flint stones, knamean",
"Yabba dabba doink ",
"Betty boob",
"I’m rock-hard from this",
"I was hoping to avoid anything that make my pee pee grow. I’ll be right back ",
"Hero",
"is that rosie o'donnell",
"Hard hearted harbinger of haggis ",
"Late, so this won't be seen, but this isn't that great.\n\nI mean, I get that because she's an attractive woman in a skimpy outfit, all these other guys are losing their minds, but if you're gonna do \"cosplay\", do it right.\n\nI realize it's only a detail, but the hair isn't even right; that's not Betty's hair. This is just a girl seeking publicity/attention",
"Can we get a picture posted?",
"Model's Deviant Art:\nhttps://zyunkamukhina.deviantart.com",
"“Well I would go with Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma”",
"Rock solid",
"Although cunnilingus is not off the table.",
"You're the hero I was looking for.",
"sweet",
"*ugly chick with big tits seeking attention",
"Well, flintstones was basically pre-historic, animated Honeymooners, and ralph was far from a good husband. \n\nBetty was way hotter. Honestly, once she got her own show she was far from it, but I think in the flintstones Rosie O'Donnell was kinda hot.",
"Girl I can make your bed rock ",
"kinda looks like Bryci",
"Whoever said the romance was dead.",
"I got you bud.",
"Bam. Bam, Bam!",
"betty, mary ann, librarians... be still my ash of a heart.",
"I’m going to masturbate to the fact that you are going to masturbate to this.",
"What the fuck did I just watch?",
"I’ve been waiting for this day for years… Years.",
"Barney is a cuck.",
"Hngggg",
"Only on reddit can I find references to So I Married an Axe Murderer halfway down the comments section of a Betty Rubble cosplay post.",
"\"I would horn her\"... That's what I said out loud and don't even know what I meant by it.",
"S-A-TUR-DAY NIGHT!",
"All I care about are boobs, and this delivered.",
"Holy fuck, an Encino Man reference...",
"Gawd dayum.",
"Just the right comment. ",
"Holy fuck",
"So we are just going to pretend that she doesn't have fingers for toes?",
"Yabba dabba boing!",
"I'll trim her lawn if you know what i mean.",
"I was singing this in my head through the imgur album and it fucking appears. Everyone gets a karma. ",
"Her personality can fuck you though.",
"We have a piper down...I repeat, a piper is down! ",
"Well played",
"Holy shit dude, that girl's stomach is flat. Lay off it.",
"I've got an erocktion",
"Daamn",
"i can make her bed rock.",
"Ron?",
"Call me Mr. Flinston I can make your bedrock. ",
"You mean bed-rocks? ",
"i want to suck on those toes",
"Something something rock hard",
"Could you also do the hair in five minutes?",
"Well you know what they say about a woman with big toes.",
"This one was my favorite",
"Baby I can make your bedrock",
"I got an erocktion",
"Way too much photoshop.",
"Yabba dabba I'd do her!",
"Those toes doe...",
"Yeah whatever is on that menue is goin to be just fine. ",
"It's a good thing attractiveness is subjective. ",
"That is amazing. Thanks much!",
"I’ll be honest, I didn’t notice the background until I saw your comment and scrolled back up.",
"I've always been under the impression that cosplay implies that the person dressed up is also in character at some point, as opposed to simply wearing their painstakingly put together costume.",
"oooohhh my oh my😍",
"This is pretty much Betty Rubble to a T. She was sexy and skimpishly dressed. The Flinstones was an adult cartoon that aired during primetime hours when it was first released. The girl above had large bossoms than Betty but otherwise it is very accurate.",
"I'd BamBam her pebble....",
"B E D D I T H I C C S T O N E",
"Steve Holt!",
"Huh. That awoke something in me.",
"Yabba Dabba Damn...",
"What, What? In the butt?",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe",
"Would rubble!",
"Dude. Gay.",
"I'm sure this lady is just trying to make a few bucks off her assets, with more than decent makeup and costuming, don't be mad at it. There's room enough for all of us.",
"This really good",
"The side-boob is everything i hoped it would be. Brings a tear to a grown man's eye.",
"Hoeing hard the land of the lord, gives you upvotes",
"The thing I like about this costume is the tits.",
"Really? To me the photoshop makes the one on the left look a lot bigger.",
"Bam Bam",
"This is the highest in the thread we could have gotten. Good work fellow foot freaks",
"So you want a women to cut her tits of for a cosplay?",
"It's photoshop.",
"I'd yabba-dabba-do-it.",
"Ah, yes. The masterbatorium.",
"She thinks that the enthusiasm men have for boobs here in this cosplay would be transferred over to her much less sexy but much more technically impressive cosplay if there weren't as many women doing it in a hyper sexual way.\n\nShe doesn't understand that men are always going to like sexy things and that if there were less sexy cosplay around, cosplay would just get a lot less attention. It wouldn't mean that that attention would go to her.",
"That's actually because Barney and Fred are into rimming and prostate play.",
"I would agree with that.",
"\"when she dresses like this, it is much easier watching her make me a sandwich\" - Barney",
"The Coog approves.",
"Another hot pic of Betty\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/htvhvqI.jpg\n\n\nEdit: I feel like I should have put /s.",
"Captain, Raymond Holt! Of the 99.",
"Inb4rule34",
"I'd masturbate her vagina with my penis.",
"Betty never looked so good.",
"You misspelled magic.",
"Tbh, it's a pretty accurate cosplay. Betty and Wilma didn't exactly wear conservative clothing ",
"yabba dabba.... i could make her bed rock",
"What background?",
"Ah, Rogers Profanasouras...!",
"Not at all. I'm just saying that being attractive gets you lots more up votes. ",
"She has toes? ",
"Fair point.",
"Well sure, there's nothing *wrong* with my WW bathing suit, and there's nothing *wrong* with this girl's outfit. She's welcome to wear whatever she likes, and I wouldn't judge her for it, or her body type. But upvoting this to the front page because it's \"an amazing cosplay\" is disingenuous. It's not. It's a hot woman in a costume. Again, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but it does devalue what \"cosplay\" means. ",
"Right, cos cosplay is just for women who aren't hot. Got it.",
"At least they look like toes. I cringe when my co-worker wears sandals. Her toes look like gnarly raptor claws. They scare me.",
"I'm definitely not hating on her body. I think she looks great! I just want to call a spade a spade. This is getting thousands of upvotes not because it's some kind of amazing cosplay, with tons of technical skill which really captures the essence of the character. It's basically porn. And that's fine! There's nothing wrong with that. But it also, imo, devalues the work and skill that some cosplayers do. And to me that includes this same girl- some of her other work is beautiful and intricate, and absolutely should be included in the realm of \"great cosplay\". But those aren't the ones being posted/going to the front page because they're not nearly as sexualized. That's my real problem with it- also, criticizing a costume is not \"hating on someone's body\". Her body is absolutely fine, but that doesn't mean that having your boobs halfway out is staying true to the character.",
"It's a wig, so...yeah",
"You're being intentionally obtuse. Again, if she had put more thought and love into the costume it'd be great, there's nothing I would inherently change about her or her body type, nor would I change anyone's. But let's not pretend like this is some kind of amazing cosplay, it's not- it's mediocre. And again, there's nothing wrong with that- but I don't think it stands up to the level of \"cosplay\". Just like a youtube video does not a \"movie\" make, necessarily, though they have overlapping elements.\n\nCriticism of an art form does not equal \"hating on someone's body\" or saying that she's \"too hot to wear that dress\". I'm just trying to point out how frustrating it is that reddit only appreciates hypersexualized \"nerd cosplay\" but not ones that took real skill/time because they're not as \"hot\". It's just frustrating to real cosplayers and it has vaguely misogynistic overtones.",
"I'm not *mad*. Not at all. I'm just pointing out that not everything that's a \"costume\" has to be a \"cosplay\". I think there's more to the art form than is being showed here. Nothing wrong with that, but I do think that calling every 'Just Ok' costume a cosplay devalues the work and skill that some people do. Including this girl! This is far and away not her best work, by any means, at all- and I don't think she would disagree with you there. But why aren't the others posted, do you suppose? ",
"Ddssddddddd",
"Sure, her body of work is great. This one isn't. Why aren't her other, *real* cosplays being upvoted? The ones she spent countless hours sewing, gluing and sculpting? It's because they're less \"sexy\" and so aren't upvoted to the front page. I really feel like that devalues what \"cosplay\" means. It's a sexy costume, that's fine- but it's not \"cosplay\".",
"The Queen! The Vatican!The Gettys! The Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. \"Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!\"",
"Unless you've got links, then I'm assuming no such images exist.",
"Sweet!",
"I'd slap her in the face with my semi tumescent penis. ",
"No, what's wrong is your definition of hypersexuality and how you correlate it to her body type, that's all.",
"Just here to make the obligatory “I’d make her Bed Rock” comment.",
"Have mercy..",
"We have a piper down! Repeat, a piper is down!",
"I wouldn't go with either of those girls because in the back of my mind I'd be waiting for her to take off the rubber mask - \"Look, you were banging old man Miller from the Funhouse the whole time!\"",
"wrong show",
"yow.\n",
"Would bam bam",
"I’d plough that frau",
"That is a Yabba Dabba Don't ",
"Barney was a lucky guy",
"GREAT GADZOO!!!!!!",
"And there's a post about Fruity Pebble cheesecake right above this one. What's the sub for that?",
"We could bang like a couple of flint stones",
"I’d make her bedrock. ",
"[Betty from The Flintstones](http://media.tedparsnips.com/rosiebetty-320x480.jpg) ",
"wheres my club?!",
"Scroll higher!",
"That does not seem totally secure.",
"Those are just her foot fingers",
"You rang? More of a soles guy than a toe guy. But her toes are still nice. 6/10.",
"Such a tease. I kept scrolling for the good part and it never came. Neither did I.",
"Your grandma was born in 1906? At the absolute youngest that makes you at least in your 40's and you're on /r/gaming spanking it to hot cosplays? Something doesn't check out here...",
"YOU TOSSERS!!! You had one job to do.",
"Apparently they don't like the Flintstones in most Arab countries.\n\nBut those in Abu Dhabi do!",
"While I rumble her barney. ;)\n\nIt's not gay unless our pebbles touch.",
"Something, something bam bam joke. ",
"If this wasn't the top comment I was going to be very upset.",
"I didn't even notice her tingers until you mentioned it - now I can't see anything else. Ugh!",
"I read your comment as I was leaving the page and came back to upvote you because you made me laugh at work.",
"no bobs or vagene for you",
"I was probably having one when I typed this. Not going to correct it because it's glorious. ",
"Oh Betty!",
"dem got damn finga toes! get's every time.",
"I could get my rocks off to this",
"Boobs from the Boobs cosplay",
"Rightttt",
"[you're welcome](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)",
"I mean, they're still good pics, like a bj that stops just before you blow your load. It was still enjoyable, just didn't have the payoff.",
"Nope, its Tide add!",
"She gave me an e-rock-tion.",
"Neck-beards existed long before they had a name.",
"Sure. I’d pay 500 bucks to play with her tits for 10 seconds. ",
"Encino Man, Bill and Ted, Wayne’s World, the 90s had a rich tradition of family-friendly comedy films about headbanging stoners having far-out adventures, with an emphasis on their hilarious teenager vocabulary. \n\nThere must be other examples I’m forgetting. \n\nEdit: since it fits the bill I’m including Beavis and Butt-Head Do America",
"The first thing that came to mind was The movie Friday. ",
"It's far from low-effort but no cave woman would be that fabulous",
"Quit weezing on my grindage, bu-uddy.",
"Who is this?",
"The entire picture looks almost fully CGI.",
"Now I have all this Rubble in my pants. ",
"Or BCE if you passive-aggressively hate Jesus. ",
"Elbows too pointy, NEXT!",
"Made my day",
"Betty >> Wilma",
"Tuesday Toes Day, everybody knows that.",
"What *don't* dey do?",
"I actually don't. What do they say?",
"I'd bam bam that. Lol no shot. ",
"[Ya know...](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/2984706640_58d93ca704.jpg?v=0)",
"I can't believe you done this ",
"R/beetlejuicing",
"well, duh....",
"She probably has nipple shields.",
"BAM BAM!",
"Ouch.",
"I understand where you are coming from, when I was younger we would go to local comic conventions at the Ramada Inn or wherever, it was great. I loved visiting all the booths and looking through their books. Fast forward a decade or two, and most everyone at the \"con\" shows up in a costume and they aren't even trying to look at comics. It's all about movies and TV shows. But the people have spoken, the crowds are bigger than ever, and my ideals are a thing of the past. While I respect cosplayers for sticking to tradition, I also respect Betty Rubble here for building a successful brand and understanding the consumer. ",
"What is the story with that comma?",
"OMAHA",
"Totally gives me an erocktion",
"I'd give her the bam-bam",
"Bam bam bam",
"Dumb joke.",
"I'd give her the ole Grand Poobah.",
"Sooo hot. Want to touch the hiney, awoooo.",
"Nailed it!",
"Toes, those are friggin fingers. But def giggity giggity LUL.",
"Must say it is a tad better rendition than Rosie O'Donnell's",
"I hate to criticize, but she looks nothing like Rosie O'Donnell.",
"There is a background?",
"I could make her Bedrock.",
"Uh.. that's not how I remember Betty",
"That's the garbage disposal from under the sink.",
"This guy butt pees.",
"its a pause for shock , not grammar ",
"I wanna yabba dabba do her ",
"sweet fucking christ",
"I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma!",
"Why have you forsaken me ",
"This is ridiculous. Why are we talking about sleeping with Wilma Flintstone? We both know she'd never leave fred....",
"Daaaaayum. Betty got thic. ",
"Hello, I love you",
"[Got you covered, mate](https://i.imgur.com/RsKS3Bs.png)",
"Oh fuck off I gave an opinion you generic dick. Do you think people only have positive opinions about women when theyre hoping for sex.",
"Fail. Doesn't look a thing like Rosie O'Donnell.",
"Hawt",
"You learn new things about yourself everyday...",
"[Bea Benaderet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bea_Benaderet)\n\n",
"Call me mr flintstone immma make her bed rock giiirrrllll\n\nJason Derulo",
"Hi Bea's grand-daughter. My dad was an animator, and knew your mom cause he worked with voice-over actors...though not on Flintstones. IIRC, Bea also did lots of radio, The Jack Benny Program on radio & TV, and lots more. My personal favorite was her role as Jethro's mom on the Beverly Hillbillies. IIRC, she played her a little mean, not a nice lady like Kate on PJ.",
"I would make her bed rock.",
"[MFW](https://i.imgur.com/wcMC4aQ.gifv)",
"Yaba daba damn",
"Yabba Dabba Dayum!!",
"Holy. Shit. I can't look away.",
"Did anyone else notice her really long toes?",
"Rachel Bloom bein thicc and hot as fuck. You're welcome.",
"The show is called The Flin**t**stones ._. \nFlint is a type of rock",
"Nice long toes.",
"Oh my goodness! !! ",
"Don't you?",
"Those caveman middle toes are dedication to the craft",
"I'd yabba dabba do-her",
"This comment: 15 upvotes.\n\nThe guy who said he'd pee in her rectum: 800 upvotes.\n\n\nAnd that my friends, is the internet. ",
"The costume is almost exactly the same outfit from the show. Just because YOU oversexualize her doesn't mean she's doing it intentionally.",
"That’s awesome :)",
"So they named Bam-Bam after the sound of Barney tearing that up I see.",
"I'll cover myself, thank you very much",
"Bam BAM!",
"Not enough tentacles, NEXT!",
"I was responding to a general question about Cosplay overall, not specifically only for the image in this post. I can nitpick flaws in how this costume can be improved upon but that's irrelevant to the initial comment.",
"She has nice cans",
"How do people masturbate to non nudes. The internet has spoiled me",
"Ill jack off to what youre doinv",
"You typing with one hand? XD",
"Nah, im a premature ejaculator, only took 3 seconds to bust a nut ",
"Til Betty lived in a grocery bag:(",
"Um... I'm pretty sure I meant to post that comment in another thread, but, for the life of me, I can't find it again. Sorry about that. Disregard my comment. ",
"Please don’t remind anyone of that horrible song. ",
"Who cares?",
"Jinkies.",
"Sort of.. Thanks for the upvote, duderino.",
"Downvote me all you want, still doesn't change the fact that those are some ugly ass bird feet lol"
] | 1,084 |
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Betty from The Flintstones cosplay
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/r/pics/comments/7xetjf/a_guy_i_work_with_is_trying_to_pursue_a_career_in/
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[
"Post this on r/preacher",
"His Instagram is jordanshadbolt, he doesn’t reddit unfortunately:(",
"Thought this was a painting at first glance ",
"It’s way over processed. ",
"I like this. I would change some things though...\n\n1) reduce the highlights\n\n2) remove the telephone wires\n\n3) make the stars smaller. They’re distracting for the sky because they’re unrealistically large\n\n4) make the vertical lines straight up and down (straighten the image using the churches prominent vert lines straight up and down)",
"This seriously looks like a drawing from part of a scene of a movie or something. Pretty crazy to know it is just an adjusted photo.",
"Is this is Washington?",
"Moonrise Kingdom ",
"I assume it's digitally manipulated? The stars don't look real.",
"ugh",
"New Mayhem album!",
"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Mayhem_demysteriisdomsathanas.jpg/220px-Mayhem_demysteriisdomsathanas.jpg",
"over processed still a great pic",
"Nova Scotia ",
"I'm certain that some photography expert or another could say something critical about composition or colours.\n\nWell, I'm not an expert but I can say is that I would be happy to have this hanging on my wall.\n\nThat's a really cool picture.\n",
"I can't comment on the first three points but I like the unaligned edges.\n\nIt makes the building seem to lurch and loom.",
"Why was this downvoted?\n\nFor shame, Reddit.",
"Don’t get me wrong, I still like the photo. Looks pretty cool",
"I love how it looks more like a painting than a photo. This is a good style if he wants to further that."
] | 19 |
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A guy I work with is trying to pursue a career in photography and I really think he’s getting there
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/r/pics/comments/7xeyhx/to_all_you_loney_mother_fuckers/
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"Give me a hug❤️",
"loney jabroni ",
"Can I have that cat ? ",
"Me so loney"
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To all you loney mother fuckers
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/r/pics/comments/7xf22b/murica/
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[
"well deserved good for him!",
"Inb4 \"he had the flag on the ground\"",
"He destroyed that last run! Well deserved and those tears of joy showed his humility and astonishment. A truly incredible athlete. ",
"Uh im guessing he did well? ",
"Sent",
"A true patriot",
"He was straight fire. There is no other way to describe what he did. Amazing. ",
"this was the most emotional I've gotten over any athletic feat in a while. ",
"Take that, Kim Jong Un!",
"u/zacht180, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent comment were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no upvotes, and may God have mercy on your soul.",
"His hair is on fleek compared to that \"flying tomato\" situation he had going on a few years ago. \n\nAlso, thanks for being the best of the best, Shaun! ",
"Walked on it",
"/u/WesWar, don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.",
"Don't you mean MOTHERLAND?",
"This title just makes me want to punch the next /pics thread of someone holding their \"I JUST BKAME M'RCA AFTER 20 DECADES! UAUA ME!\"\n\n",
"It is not lost on me that his comment was Flaming Dog Poo and yours was the Human Response.",
"His gloves have the NASA font.",
"Somebody needs a Snickers Bar",
"Or a lobotomy...",
"A lobotomy with a Snickers?",
"Holy hell, that's Shaun White? I haven't been watching Olympics or keeping up with him, damn his hair really changed his whole look. ",
"I disagree, shaun is a pompous ass. No one likes him, but he is still the greatest snowboarder that ever lived.",
"All the American snowboarders do",
"So do their hats and their jackets/pants are made to look like a space suit.",
"trampled all over it",
"Okay."
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'MURICA
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[
"Hated and grudgingly respected by his peers. A fall from grace and a rebound to this moment that must have felt like holding up the weight of the universe. I don't know about anyone else, but when they showed him break down crying after winning I thought about the lonely at the top saying. He must have sacrificed a lot to be able to come up clutch in a moment like that. Respect.",
"It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting looking down on everything else.\nThat how your version go?",
"Never heard that version, but it's interesting to hear. For his sake I hope there is at least that comfort. Didn't see many friends rushing up to him like the other riders.",
"He has lived around my area before and was a dick to me on each occasion I saw him unprompted. I appreciate greatness though at any sport. It's like an awe but I don't feel good for him thing.",
"Sorry to hear he was a dick. Maybe some of those sacrifices were kindness and social skills.",
"Didn't he also just settle for sexual harassing his ex-drummer? I'm sure it's about to get real for him when he gets back to US",
"He also dragged the American flag on the ground . I understand that there's a lot going on for him in that moment, but come on man, respect the flag. ",
"That was so depressing. \n\nThe flag should be respected. \n\nWe all take what we have for granted. \n\nKnow a veteran? Thank them. \nIf you don’t...find one. And thank them. \n\nHEY VETERANS OUT THERE...HEY ACTIVE DUTY...I’m sure you saw. I’m sorry he did that. I’m sure he didn’t mean any disrespect. There are many out here that respect what you do and appreciate every day that you let us do what we do here in USA. Thank you. "
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Shaun White wins his third gold medal with a nearly perfect run in the half pipe
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/r/pics/comments/7xf59b/a_round_of_beers_for_the_kitchen/
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[
"It gets you everything on the menu. ",
"I’ve bought a round for the kitchen before, for my brother’s birthday. Ended up getting about four times the cost in apps and deserts in return. It’s instant karma.\n\nMany people tip the wait staff, but kitchen staff do not always get a split of the tips. In a $300 tab, $12-15 for the kitchen staff is not a lot on the long run.",
"I work in a kitchen and this would make my day lol"
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A round of beers for the kitchen...
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[
"I’d totally eat like more then half the products in that store ",
"And they smell delicious!!!",
"THE TORTURE ",
"Screw the Tide Pods challenge ",
"whats great is that they are bath bombs. its such a craze. its like women dont care that bath bombs and bubble baths can infect your vag, im hot shower all the way. "
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These are all bath products?!
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[
"where?",
"Not sure if I should say where they are, but they didn't make it very far from the crash site. ",
"Were they missing?",
"No, but I thought it was interesting to see how they look after the crash. ",
"Fort Lewis ",
"makes sense",
"I don't think it was a secret. I remember hearing it reported at the time that they were taking them there. Still interesting though. "
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Found the carriages from the Washington Amtrak 501 crash while on a run this morning
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[
"I just figured he was happy he could finally retire.",
"Context: White just took home Gold in half pipe on a VERY tight competition.\n\nHis dad says he’s never seen Sean cry before, further showing just how emotional this win was for White.\n\nAlso, sorry for blue potato image. Took it live off my TV.\n\nEdit: Shaun, sorry",
"OP pick up a hobby, report back in a couple years.",
"Shaun*",
"Ah shit, you’re right! ",
"I mean it’s not a big deal. I still knew who you meant haha",
"Try stubbing your toe.",
"I collect Star Wars Lego and look like that when one of my kids knocks a ship on to the floor. Does that count?",
"Just stub your toe really bad. Look in mirror. Guarantee you're an ugly critter\nEdit: crier I meant. Damn autocorrect. It was a terrible joke when I made it in the first place, but autocorrect made it even worse",
"Or, inversely, accomplish absolutely nothing in any way. I'm sure that will eventually make you ugly cry as well, maybe even harder. ",
"[Even better than the original ](https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/144046/i-feel-bad-you-dont-think-i-feel-bad.png?auto=compress&crop=faces,top&fit=crop&h=421&q=55&w=750) ",
"If anyone deserves to ugly cry it's Shaun White for that performance. Dude killed it. Great high point to retire on. ",
"I don’t think he will. The only thing better than 3 Olympic gold medals is 4 Olympic gold medals.",
"31",
"He smashed his face in real bad about 6 months ago. 60+ stitches. Other than that, don’t think so.",
"I was crying along with him. And I didn't snowboard. Great run, great performance. He deserves the right to cry over that. Me? not so much. ",
"/u/clrobertson, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/clrobertson&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xf5zp/its_now_my_goal_to_accomplish_something_in_life/?context=10\\))"
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It’s now my goal to accomplish something in life that makes me Ugly Cry like Sean White
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[
"lol I would love to sit back and watch that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣",
"Awesome sign but I don't think they understand how the disclaimer asterisk works.",
"Go to restaurant on Valentines Day: You're a fucking moron: 200% more."
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Happy valentine
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[
"Also known as a **Family Tree...t**.",
"This is wrong though...\n\nThe children of the red/yellow+green should be 50% green, 25% red, and 25% yellow, right?\n\nThen the children of the Lithuanian bear + yellow bear are, by default, wrong, and should be 50% yellow + 25% green + 12.5% red + 12.5% original yellow",
"Yeah. While the actual ratios of grandparents DNA can vary because of crossover, the total amount of DNA coming from one parent can't equal more than 50%. ",
"Yeah, what is the ratio 1/3 doing here?",
"The most important thing to understand is, the two copies of the DNA your recieve from your mom and dad never get mixed together, they continue to exist side by side.\n\nOnly when you have children, you fuse your parents DNA together to turn it into one single copy.\n\nSo basically, you inherit your DNA from your grandparents, __not__ from your parents.",
"These aren’t proportion of DNA, what we are seeing is just the expressed gummitype of a few individual genes."
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Genetics for gummies.
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[
"Congrats man keep it up! ",
"What an incredible accomplishment! Congratulations!",
"Is this a face swap?",
"Grats man! You've got this! ",
"I haven't had any heroin in 36 years, yay me!",
"Keep coming back.",
"Name checks out",
"That's fucking phenomenal.\n\nThat shit's like glitter, it's almost impossible to get rid of. You should be super proud.",
"Good job. I lost a friend to heroin overdose. ",
"Or some sort of bad photoshop",
"Did you look everywhere?",
"Insensitive twat.",
"I need heroin to make this a believable picture",
"He feels so good from the lack of heroin that he's learning photoshop ",
"Tf is wrong with this picture ",
"David Foley? How are the rest of the kids?",
"I got da poo on meeeeee!\n",
"Ok",
"Man, I wish I could laugh at your dark sense of humor but it's just not possible. ",
"I wish she had been under an overpass ya'know. At least she'd be alive today. ",
" Still just want to know why you are turning into a blueberry? \n",
"Kek",
"Damn heroin mad you look ugly as shit",
"Once an addict always an addict "
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Haven't had any heroin since August 24, 2017, and I've never felt better
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[
"He still just talkin bout' Mt. Dew baby",
"What a high-level athlete! Imagine being in his position with the gold medal looming above your head and a perfect run needed. The nerves, I would have stumbled off the starting block and fell down the halfpipe",
"In the clutch! ",
"He owned everyone so badly that they aren't even daring to climb onto the 2nd and 3rd place stands. That is how one should strive to triumph in sports.",
"100% chance he gets a movie made about him.",
"He got me pregnant just by watching him.",
"That's harrassment. Men are such pigs.",
"This dude has had a private snowboarding course since he was like 13. At this point he has to be a success. "
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He is a legend.
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"I wonder which bush he uses",
"A 'W ' it seems.",
"I knew it when i saw the painting for the first time."
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So the next time anyone needs a presidential portrait... I think I found your guy.
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[
"Great pic. Zion?",
"Thank you, actually it’s The Smoky mountains",
"Looks exactly like a cabin I once stayed in in Zion. Lovely, cheers "
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Dogs need vacation too
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[
"Kinda looks a bit like Oogie Boogie!",
"Looks like the car dealership wavy guy got cramped up",
"r/Pareidolia",
"That sucks. "
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A disgruntled face in my straw
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[
"Poor pupper. That really sucks. Is there nothing that can be done to the asshat that shot him? ",
"he was shot for no reason if he was scared of the dog just go inside but no he went inside got the gun came back out and killed it you need to do something about it",
"Not sure I could control myself if someone hurt my dog. Let's hope karma is a bitch for the shooter. ",
"All he has to say is that he felt threatened. We find out tomorrow who it was. ",
"I don’t know what to do. It’s my brothers dog and I’ve taken care of him several times over the years. I am really attached to him. If I find out which neighbor it was and there is no legal recourse I may take up hacking as a side job. ",
"Changed my name to karma and I plan on being a bitch.",
"Yes do anything hack him if you must",
"shots? you must live in the USA",
"Worse I live in Georgia. Where the love of a dog a second to the love of a gun."
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This is Hudson, my brothers dog. He got out of his yard today and roamed the neighborhood doing what dogs do. He was shot and killed by a neighbor despite having a collar. His bark was strong and long but he had the heart of a true friend and never once attacked a human being.
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[
"Storytime, OP",
"I think OP has said all he wanted to say and the great part that they’re finally with their brother. \n\nWhatever led to their separation is just gonna be really depressing. But it may validate feeling great about their reunion. ",
"That’s dope af! So happy for you guys, OP! ",
"Did you also bond over a love for run on sentences?",
"Did he have a sign? How did you know he was your brother?",
"Well my dad had me at a young age and then remarried. About two years later had my brother and then him and my brothers mom had a terrible Divorce. Her family was rich and threatened to take him to court until he gave up the rights so that he could be adopted by the guy who ultimately ended up adopting him. \n\n Well I always knew about him my whole life. so I always looked for him online when I had some free time I didn’t really know what his last name was no one really told me. I did that for years until I found his grandpa, grandma, and his mom. I messaged all of them but only his grandpa got back to me. We tried to meet up a few times but our schedules never really worked out so I kinda gave up let it rest. About three years later I got a new job I didn’t really know where any good food places were so I went to the gas station I knew about and as I was walking in this guy looked like an exact replica of my dad when he was younger. I tried nonchalantly to get a good look at him. I kept trying to build up the courage to go ask his name but I wussed out and walked to my car. He started walking out at the same time and I told myself now or never. I asked his name and and explained who I was to him. He didn’t seem to believe me but gave me his number anyway. Well about four hours later I get a call from him and he said “I thought you were some crazy dude that knew my older brother died and made up a story. I talked to my parents and they confirmed it so I guess you aren’t that crazy”. The rest is history we started hanging out and talking. We now hang out regularly and we are even starting a business together. ",
"Good stuff, brother.",
"Definitely ",
"He looks just like my dad. He also has the same mannerisms as him. I knew it had to be him no one is as goofy as my dad lmao",
"This needs to be written into a book and have it made into a movie as well. I’d totally watch ",
"Did he consent to a TPR or was he 'taken' by the state?",
"Wow.",
"That's so awesome. I only ever find people asking me for a dollar because they have a pregnant girlfriend who needs food and busfare and definitely not drugs.",
"We’ve talked about that hiking. We both agree with you. ",
"Guess not. ",
"Where are you guys from btw? I love that photo. ",
"Never tell me the odds of reuniting with your brother, what a wholesome story.",
"More like \"Javier and Bro.'s Whorehouse\" now.",
"TPR I believe. My dad wasn’t allowed to contact him until he turned eighteen. My dad was ecstatic when I called and told him who I had met. edit: a word",
"We’re from Utah. Come out and visit we’ve got more trails then we know what to do with. ",
"So awesome that yalls paths lead y’all back together. Cheers to the future memories you two share together ",
"That’s on my bucket list. A friend of mine shared with me a year ago that Utah has like 50 (throwing that # out there) state parks. You guys should do a thru hike together and get sponsored or just get enough exposure and that book/movie deal will happen! Haha ",
"It’s simple, but take a big virtual high five and hold on to each other. Congrats.",
"Allowed*",
"It's like right now ",
"I feel like i know you from somewhere...",
"Have you two since hung out with your dad together? ",
"My dad lives in Texas. So we haven't been able to yet. We do have a family reunion coming up and my dad will be flying in so they'll meet for the first time then.",
"You wrote this in a way that makes the story seem lighthearted, yet the content is very heavy. \n\nAre you a writer?",
"That's insane! I hope you can continue to have a good relationship.",
"It's like wow!",
"This looks like where the original red dawn was filmed ",
"Yalls",
"Lucky you. I usually find a van behind my car ,boxing me in, and 3 big dudes around my car asking me if I got spare \"gas money\"",
"It's heavy if you really look into it but we both see it as a great campfire story. No sense it letting the shitty parts of life ruin a coincident that brought us together. Positive vibes and all that.",
"That’s awesome they get to meet soon. Hopefully we can read about it here. Unless you’re going to save that for the movie adaptation. Chris Pratt playing the part of you of course. ",
"It's like ..... Right right now ",
"Thanks be to [Auror](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Auror), Ale Goddess.",
"I will try and keep it updated. It's funny you say that when we went on the hike today we we're talking about if they made movie about us. He said he wanted to be played by Matthew McConaughey. I told him i would probably be played by Chris Pratt or Post Malone. I've been told i look like both of them.",
"Did you have another brother that died or was he told that you had died?\n",
"Is the business you started a whore house Javier?",
"His mom never told him he was adopted. He was to young to remember the divorce so to him the guy who adopted him had always been his dad. I knew about him because my dad always told me i have another brother. I also remember him and his mom. ",
"Sadly, No. If it takes off though i may have to make this into a reality.",
"Shush! Bad bot. This is a beautiful story, go away ",
"Nice, is this in the valley?",
"I think I might know you too..",
"i look like post malone. hang around utah..",
"Did you \"kind of know\" beforehand that your brother was from the area I spent of lot of time sort of \"bumping into girls I liked\" in high school but sort of knew there was a chance that I might bump into them if I went to the right place. \n\n",
"I thought he lived in an area close to where i grew up but i found out he was grew up forty minutes from there. The gas station i saw him at wasn't close to either of our stomping grounds.",
"Is this near Bakersfield, California?",
"No sir. This is in utah. ",
"man what a place - where is this?",
"It's in Utah. Greatest snow on earth if we had any. i'm biased but i think we have some of the best mountains too.\n",
"Looks just like it. Utah is beautiful. Thanks for the reply and hope all is well for you and your brother.",
"Wow. ",
"I feel like one of those is likely true and one is not because they don’t look that similar ha",
"i appreciate it! come visit utah sometime. especially if you love being outdoors or mormons lol",
"I never believed it when i was told i look like Chris Pratt but i know i definitely have similarities to Post Malone. Way more people have told me that.",
"you seem like a fun person.",
"Who hurt you??",
"Looks like a mystery ranch hot3 pack he's laying on",
"i'll have to ask him. He's a wildland firefighter so he's all about his packs.",
"Yup, figured that from the pack style. Utah Unified Fire Authority?",
"ah. you've caught me. I've worked my ass off karma whoring for the 203 that I've got. I guess i'll have to delete my post. Get out of here. you've got 1600 plus. I like our story. I wanted to share it. You take karma way to seriously. Down vote it and go about your day. It's easy not being a cynical asshole.",
"yeah I think we’ve hung out a few times ",
"But the part you wrote about “...some crazy dude that knew my older brother died...” - what was that about then?",
"oh yeah. So he had a brother who was his best friend in the world. A year or two before we met he passed away. He thought i knew about that and was messing with him. ",
"Sounds like then rich family are major assholes.",
"nah they're good people. I don't have the full story. I've got my dads side. It was twenty years ago people change ya know?",
"wouldn't a pic i have taken go into a sub whose name is literally r/pics? You're projecting",
"Great story! Don’t listen to the haters. Totally appropriate for this sub. I wouldn’t have seen it if you buried it in some overly specific black hole and I’m glad you didn’t. Good luck to you and your brother on the new business!",
"You’re a nice guy u/javierswhourehouse",
"Congratulations on finding your brother. ",
"This is how you life.",
"Wow.\n",
"wtf are you high? dude can barely string a coherent sentence together",
"Wow ",
"Indeed, that wasn't written, just came out as a random series of sentences. Couldn't stand the \"well\" abuse.",
"Is that where they left him?",
"Anybody who denies a kid access to their parent or parent to the kid (unless abuse is involved) is a shitty person.",
"\"I thought you were some crazy dude that knew my elder brother died...\" Was that what he'd been told and believed? If so, the conversation with his parents must have been awful.\n",
"This is nice ",
"I'd like to hear about him and your dad meeting. You said they have the same mannerisms, was it odd to see them together?",
"Camera pans round to reveal that the figure is made up of rolled up towels and newspaper stuffed into clothes. OP is actually his father who never got over his decision and has been living in the wilderness ever since...\n\nJust kidding. Congrats OP, looks like you’re making up for lost time. All the best to you both. ",
"Many people come to trawl reddit because they're sad, lonely, and angry about something they're not taking responsibility for, so they project on others. Exhibit A. \n \nFuggeddaboudit. Cool story about your bro. 👍 ",
"Well then...",
"So you're a White Iverson? ",
"I'm in school and on the brink of crying, maybe Reddit isn't the best thing to be on at this moment.",
"This is amazing. Congratulations! \n\nWhy does he have flagging tape with him? ",
"His brother as in his \"step father's\" older son?",
"Is your brother a Wildland Firefighter? That looks like a Mystery Ranch fire pack on his back, and wildland guys have a tendency to lean back on their packs just like that. \n\nThat's an awesome story, man. I'm glad you'll get a chance to have a younger brother. \n\nMy stepfather never knew his dad. His mother had always told him and his brother that their dad had run out on them. In 2007, I get a message on Facebook from someone asking about my last name, if I know someone with my stepdad's name, and claiming to be his half sister. We talk a bit and I learn that her dad hadn't actually walked out on his previous family. My stepdad's mom had left his dad and taken him and his brother and then lied to them about it until she died. I got to introduce my stepdad to an entire side of his family that he never knew he had, and he got a chance to get to know his father before he passed. \n",
"I thought your Dad sold the rights to Marvel?",
"Make a movie about this! O.O",
"Doing my best Owen Wilson impression ",
"Doesn't sound like you need it, but if I ever met either of you I'd give you a hug.\n\nIf you are ever in northern Colorado and feel like a hug, or a firm handshake, hit me up. Bro hugs!",
"Well, half brother cause they had the same mom. Just a different dad. Whereas OP and this guy had the same dad but a different mom. So also half brothers. However, OP and the dead brother are not brothers at all. ",
"Found out about a half brother when I was 18 and he looks more like my dad than I do. Really wish he was down to chill, but he's not :(",
"But if they had the same mom and a different dad, wouldn't that mean that the dead elder brother was alive and around when OPs dad was with the mother of the alive younger brother? Since they separated soon after tOPs brother was born\n\n",
"I need some sleep apparently. Probably a step brother then. ",
"Amazing",
"3,720 to 1",
"Meow?",
"That's successfully navigating an asteroid field. Get your shit straight, lives are on the line here.",
"I would love to hike more in the Wastach mtn and of course all that good stuff near Moab. And I realize that is just scratching the surface.",
"That's just a picture of a guy's back.",
"<3",
"I think you mean \"wtf are you high dude can barely string a coherent sentence together.\" well it turns out i agree if this wasn't an interesting story i wouldn't have gotten through it there are like 3 periods in the whole thing",
"> we are even starting a business together.\n\nprobably not a good idea ",
"How? His dad gave up the rights",
"So even being raised 'in the rich family', he landed as a gas station attendant?",
"Took you a while to come up with that’s story. Just move on Jesus Christ dude it’s not that important lmao it’s the internet with fake points stop being a baby about it ",
"About 2 comments down he already answered that. ",
"He is a wildland firefighter! That’s exactly what he said right before he sat like that too. \n\nThat’s a terrible thing for his mom to do to your stepfather. How did he react to finding out about rest of his unknown family?",
"His stepdad had him before his brother that passed before he met my brothers mom. He grew up thinking that was his blood brother. He is still even though genetics says it’s not but they were inseparable. ",
"Thanks! He’s a wildland firefighter. They use it to mark trees for some reason or another. ",
"And you know the entire northern valley of Utah. Hell you can see Idaho in the picture but yeah just a picture of a back. ",
"Well that’s fuckin rude. Just kidding. I told my friend that I was gonna get murdered on my writing. Deservedly so i suck at writing. ",
"They haven’t met yet. They will in July. I’ve told them it’s just going to be white noise because they’re so much alike. ",
"He was dumbstruck, at first. I asked him how he would feel if he found out his father was alive, and he said he wasn't sure. So, then I told him about being contacted and that, if he wanted, I could put him in touch with his half- sister and he could take it from there. He cried, and hugged me. He's a big dude, 6'4\" and 280lbs, and when he cries it's a big mess. \n\nHis mom was kindof awful. He's told me stories of being beaten with broom handles as a kid. I'm really glad that he got to meet the rest of his family, because his mom and stepdad had both passed years prior, so he thought he had no family left besides us.",
"Oh wow, that job is nuts. ",
"I was born in Bakersfield. I know you didn't ask, but it's not every day someone mentions Bakersfield",
"Blood ain't nothing mate.\n\nIt's just the present, and who you are and who that person is. I'm sure his stepfather was a good father too (I hope, at least), and it doesn't matter what blood says as long as he sees him as a father, right?\n\nI hope you have a fruitful relationship with your newfound sibling, I'm glad you have a common interest ",
"Needs to be made into a movie - recommend actors/actresses for the following roles:\n\nSon #1:\nSon #2:\nDad:\nSon #2’s Mom:\nSon #2’s Grandpa:\nSom #2’s Grandma:\nGas Station Owner:\n\nDirector:",
"Son# 1: post Malone \nSon#2: Mathew mcConaghey \nDad: Jason Aldean but chunky \nSon #2s mom: I’m not sure yet haven’t seen her in forever\nSon#2s grandpa and grandma: Sam Elliot and Susan Sarandon \nGas station owner: a dude off the street lmao\n\nDirector: coen brothers cause I like their work",
"No he just happened to be at the gas station I was going into. ",
"Better post an update when they do meet.",
"Don cheadle or denzel Washington have to be in it. Hollywood needs more diversity goddamit!",
"So literally a brother from another mother. ",
"We can have Morgan freeman narrate and Denzel can play the gas station owner. ",
"I'm still here lol. There is a subreddit for Bakersfield but there is only about 3k subscribers.",
"Thank you for the clarity.",
"In the post above you mentioned getting in contact with his grandpa and trying to set up a meeting. So through all that time his grandpa never mentioned to him about you?",
"He didn’t. When I first got into contact with his grandpa he said “I’m tired of hiding it” or something along those lines. That’s when we tried to meet up and it never worked out. He didn’t tell my brother out of respect for my brothers mom. She didn’t want him to know. ",
"> dude that knew my older brother died \n\nhis mom and family told him you died?!?",
"No lol I wrote that part terribly. He had a brother that died and he thought I knew about it and was messing with him. ",
"Hell yeah OP i'm glad you two connected. Very awesome. ",
"Are you saying meow?",
"I will visit the hoorhouse everyday so you guy's business will stay in the green",
"oh. did he know about his true lineage?",
"Please use commas ",
"Why would I say, \"meow?\"",
"[bro.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkKsGtrW88)",
"Did we just become best friends?!?",
"True story. Names and places are generic. \n\nI was at a party about 15 years ago. There were 2 dudes talking to each other about random shit. When they got to where they were from, one said, \"Shelbyville.\"\n\nThe other one stopped and said, \"wait, is your dad's name Jeff Smith?\" \n\nFirst guy, \"Yeah, how the fuck do you know that!?\" \n\nGuy 2, \"Dude, I'm Jack Smith. I'm your fucking brother.\" \n\nThey had never met because Jack's mom and Jeff had a shitty divorce and Jeff wasn't allowed to see him. It was weird.",
"I call bullshit.",
"This is nice....until you realise it's just a really elaborate viral ad by the Utah tourism board.",
"That's so exciting. It would be interesting to hear about their meeting."
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My dad gave up the rights to my brother twenty years ago well I found him at a gas station six months ago. Since then we’ve become best friends and bonded over our love for the outdoors I took this picture of him today
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/r/pics/comments/7xfizh/this_is_the_view_from_my_home/
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[
"Stunning. ",
"Yup. Plus this is a fresh snowfall. Took place last night ",
"Man this is posted somewhere else saying it's their grandparent house. Op, do we need to get pitchforks?",
"That's me only. And yes it's my grandparents house so technically my ancestral home."
] | 4 |
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This is the view from my home. 😊
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/r/pics/comments/7xfj4u/i_burn_wood_with_high_voltage/
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[
"That is pretty awesome",
"High voltage is cool and all. \n\nBut what’s your watts bro? ",
"Fractal Bonsai Tree :) very cool",
"How?",
"Science!",
"[Lichtenberg wood burning](http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/Fractal%20Lictenberg%20Figure%20Wood%20Burning%20with%20Electricity.html)",
"Your mom's kegels",
"[So satisfying to watch!](https://youtu.be/17cqotU5vrQ)",
"Why?",
"For science!? Saying this justifies anything. Also to make and sell unique woodwork",
"Yeah lol I assumed it would be the exact same answer. Science!",
"It's a beautiful process to watch too https://youtu.be/E6Y2nfasvSk",
"get an old microwave transformer"
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I burn wood with high voltage
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/r/pics/comments/7xfjoe/shaun_white_defacing_the_american_flag/
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[
"It’s a piece of cloth with a design that we assign arbitrary meaning to",
"So instead of being happy for this lad bringing your country a medal, you are going to focus on him \"defacing\" a piece of fabric? ",
"d'fuq you on about?",
"Australians must be out",
"Petty dickhead takes a shit on someone who accomplished something he will never come close to.",
"That was so depressing. \n\nThe flag should be respected. \n\nWe all take what we have for granted. \n\nKnow a veteran? Thank them. \nIf you don’t...find one. And thank them. \n\nHEY VETERANS OUT THERE...HEY ACTIVE DUTY...I’m sure you saw. I’m sorry he did that. I’m sure he didn’t mean any disrespect. There are many out here that respect what you do and appreciate every day that you let us do what we do here in USA. Thank you. ",
"Someone oughta deface that smug look right off yer head, /u/astralboy15.",
"Dude just won Gold for America. Defacing to me seems like an intentional act. He obviously didn't do this as a statement or purposely at all. ",
"You can't be serious.",
"It's stupid and not many Americans would feel this way. Probably just a troll job.",
"> HEY VETERANS OUT THERE...HEY ACTIVE DUTY\n\nClassy. Using their valor to do your cheesy virtue signalling.",
"No because he's not black.",
"I watched it. He was very respectful unwrapping it and wearing it. \n\n It was an awesome event with the prelims being outstanding. I imagine he got carried away with the emotions. I mean, he threw his helmet into the audience, then had to ask for it back. \n\nI give him a pass on this as unintended. ",
"He just won a gold medal. World is spinning I am sure. He got back where he belongs and probably didn't realize ... It's nothing. "
] | 14 |
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Shaun White defacing the American flag immediately after winning olympic gold
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/r/pics/comments/7xfkph/free_brownees_courtesy_of_my_buddy_at_papa_johns/
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[
"Your friend sounds nice . I'm glad you have each other ",
"You want some brownees m8 i cant eat all this by myself?",
"You are too kind ! Sadly I'm on a diet :( but your offer hits me in the softest part of my heart . Best wishes to you . May the boomarang of kindness you've thrown on this day return to your hand . ",
"Thanks for the wholesome comments. I'm sure that boomerang will glide into my life soon."
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Free brownees courtesy of my buddy at papa johns.
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/r/pics/comments/7xfls4/audrey_hepburn/
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[
"She would make a nice wizard in a Harry Potter movie",
"Yes it is",
"I showed this picture to my girlfriend when she asked me *\"How can a woman be extremely pretty, but not hot?\"*",
"Sweet smile and conservative dress? I'm sure if where leaning over you with bedroom eyes and a tight, low cut dress she'd be getting hotter by the second.",
"Sooo...Natalie Portman is her reincarnation, I guess.\n",
"/r/wholesome",
"you know this isn't /r/OldSchoolCool because you posted the same pic there yesterday",
"mineva zabi?!",
"Does anyone else think she looks like Maisie Williams?\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/HJk8Ojf.jpg",
"[I get more Cobie Smulders](https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/03/30/da73ee19-a578-4192-bfe4-1f4a94320e09/thumbnail/1200x630/ac2fcbe08a81db308e5d2d22aa85086f/colbie-smulders-cbs-news.jpg)\n",
"Not completely, but yes, I can see the similarity. The mouth and chin, mostly; the cheekbones, nose, eyes and eyebrows are all different on their own.",
"Natalie Portman",
"dressed as spirderman?",
"Both sub are different...\n",
"No shit"
] | 14 |
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Audrey Hepburn
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/r/pics/comments/7xfmoy/a_serious_decision_was_made_in_our_local_walmart/
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[
"Mexicans hate turtles? I had no idea.",
"I think he made the right choice ",
"Yep. As a woman I way prefer beer to chocolate. Plus it gets her drunk as a bonus. "
] | 3 |
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A serious decision was made in our local Walmart.
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/r/pics/comments/7xfo11/is_this_what_the_olympics_looks_like_on_drugs/
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[
"Depends, am I on drugs?",
"Depends, are you? ;)",
"/u/BTizzo, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/BTizzo&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xfo11/is_this_what_the_olympics_looks_like_on_drugs/?context=10\\))",
"Idk, ask the Russians. "
] | 4 |
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Is this what the olympics looks like on drugs?
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/r/pics/comments/7xft4j/syrian_child_protecting_his_younger_sister_amid/
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"I guess I'm jaded, but there have been too many fake headlines recently. Anyone got a source for this? Extra points if it's OP",
"the bombs must’ve missed them and hit me right in the feels instead",
"Something screams bs about this post. I'm just too lazy to research it. ",
"No it’s legitimate but it’s also a repost from [Reddit 2015](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/56zjbh/heartbreaking_photo_of_syrian_boy_protecting_his/) \n\nEdit :: not that a repost of something horrific like this is necessarily bad, a healthy reminder of how shitty war is",
"That's just heartbreaking. Why don't humans seem to learn war is so barbaric and stop such horrors. Stop enlisting please ",
"It's not the soldiers you need to worry about, it's the chickenshits that send them to war and use it as an opportunity to fill their pockets with war profiteering that you should be concerned with.",
"I'm concerned about that too.... But what if they called a war and no one showed up?\n\nBesides lots of people enlist because it's a decent paying job with benefits and a chance to get a paid education. Lines their pockets too. \n\nIn any event, I don't support war. There is no justification for it. ",
"We had a system before enlistment it was called the draft. They'll round people up and turn them into soldiers to send to war. They'll jail them for refusing to go. If you really want to eliminate war you have to eliminate the politicians that consider it a tool.",
"Or it's two random kids playing, getting scolded by parents or literally anything else. Think for yourselves. Don't be sheep. ",
"Only US war there was any just cause for was WWII. Everything else was paranoid, misguided, nationalistic, neo-imperialist bullshit.\n\n\nFuck war and everything about it.",
"Oh yes absolutely it's a tool for those in power to make money and make more power for themselves. It stimulates the economy. \n\nHowever, if people all became contentious objectors and refused to take up arms to kill other people then there would be no war. I'd choose jail. ",
"You might. They'll still find enough to form an army though. Having a war where nobody shows up is wishful thinking. ",
"Yes but I can only control what I do on this earth; if others choose to have blood on their hands that is up to them. They have to live with it afterwards. Politicians are not going to stop warring. Not American ones anyways. War is the creation story of their country. ",
"I'm not telling you that you shouldn't think or do so. I'm telling you that you can't count on everyone else feeling or doing the same. ",
"I've talked to a few old veterans that actually saw combat in Vietnam. They sure don't like politicians.",
"> But what if they called a war and no one showed up?\n\nAny problem could be solved if all people agree. The problem is that the risk of you observing that and the other party isn't, your in big trouple.\n\nIn Syria it will be hard to convince ISIS or HTS to 'not show up'.\n\nThat said, I agree that war is terrible and not justifiable on moral grounds. But if you want to stop it in reality you need to understand the politics behind it.",
"> It stimulates the economy.\n\nThat is false. Broken window fallacy.\n\n",
"This is such a heartbreaking photo.\n\nWhat did those children do to be robbed of their childhood?\n\n",
"there is no reason for this. my heart hurts. those children deserve better. ",
"Whoever took the picture should've liked, nit took the picture and instead helped those kids."
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Syrian child protecting his younger sister amid air strikes
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/r/pics/comments/7xfua2/my_mothers_house_sachs_harbour_canada/
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[
"Can I AIRBNB!?",
"If you can get there sure! ",
"What's it like living in the middle of nowhere (question's coming from a city boy)",
"My mother loves the outdoors, and I think it's required when you're that excluded from civilization. They have internet, though. However, it's a village of 100 inhabitants, they must fetch ice to melt it for water, a boat comes once or twice per year with big deliveries such as containers to build houses and such.\n\nThey're living completely off the land, relying on intermittent trips to bigger communities for products such as eggs and fruits and vegetables, otherwise they live from the hunt and fishing.\n\nIt doesn't really get much more excluded than that, honestly. Now that the sun rises once more(January sees three hours or so of twilight before fading back into the night), they can enjoy being outside a bit more, however it's still pretty damn cold, and a cold we barely can understand. "
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My mother's house, Sach's Harbour, Canada
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/r/pics/comments/7xfyyr/rescue_cat_or_phone_holder/
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[
"I love Adrian Monk and the gang ! ",
"Dale the Whale before they recast. I liked the way Tim Curry said \"Schtottle-myer\". He creeped me out good :)",
"fluffs be fluffy want 4 at this moment!"
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Rescue cat or phone holder?
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/r/pics/comments/7xg01b/that_kind_of_graffiti_which_doesnt_make_me_mad/
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[
"Agreed. Art is art.",
"i hope some idiots won't spray paint dicks on it",
"I don't know, that's a pretty horrible looking underpass or whatever it is. You could spray-paint just about anything there and still improve the place.",
"That's actually a really clever way of doing that. Street artists amaze me sometimes",
"I don't think anyone has a problem with graffiti like this. The problem is the idiots who think their shitty tags are art.",
"I'd never call this graffiti. Heck, it looks like commissioned art.",
"“Sometimes you’ll find talent in the most unexpected places” - can’t remember who said that.",
"r/streetart",
"And that's how blood flows.",
"What are you doing with your life getting mad over graffiti anyway",
"I barely have the heart to tell you but that's street art not graffiti. ",
"Some graffiti is real art. And some graffiti is dickheads scribbling there name over real art. ",
"Unless they were adding the entire human anatomy... ",
"If you're going to paint in public make sure it adds to the place not subtracts.",
"Man that’s a beautiful work of heart ",
"Shows real heart to do something like this....",
"Here's a GIF of it, even better ! https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7ZeN4rMARhZxgXqo/200w.gif",
"Found the guy who doesn’t know the difference between graffiti and tagging. What sort of dickbag would get mad at good graffiti?",
"Graffiti shouldn't get you mad. Tagging, now feel free to be mad at that. ",
"I doubt disliking graffiti is so time consuming that it would prevent such a person from doing any other activities",
"Don't jinx it"
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That kind of graffiti which doesn't make me mad...
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/r/pics/comments/7xg0ku/my_car_this_vday/
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[
"Guess; \n2012ish Chevy sonic?",
"That dashbord looks like a Winamp skin. ",
"Exactly what I was thinking",
"Looks like a Honda, lol ",
"So, you got the 0 D.\n\nIf you are a girl, crap.\n\nIf you are a boy, that's good."
] | 5 |
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My car this Vday...
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/r/pics/comments/7xg2te/ive_been_called_the_shakespeare_of_our_time/
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[
"Thought this was gonna end with “mans not hot” ",
"That means one of 2 things: 1) Soulmates 2) Gonorrhea ",
"They aren’t even xxtra hot cheetos, I’d break up with you. ",
"Awesome! How'd they react?",
"Why not both?",
"You just blew my mind, you are so damn right. All jokes aside, cheers and wish you and your SO the best ",
"If she could handle them, they would be lol",
"The Chipotle Ranch flavor is good for people who refer the less spicy end of things. It's also sofuckingdelicious."
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I’ve been called the Shakespeare of our time
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/r/pics/comments/7xg3cv/bee_doodle/
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"This is beeautiful",
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"Tyty 🐝❤️"
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Bee doodle
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/r/pics/comments/7xg4jg/cbc_has_a_twitter_poll_going_to_name_the_snowball/
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[
"[Here's a link to the poll for those who want to have their voices heard.](https://twitter.com/cbcolympics)",
"I did my part. ",
"/u/Labcoates, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Labcoates&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xg4jg/cbc_has_a_twitter_poll_going_to_name_the_snowball/?context=10\\))"
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CBC has a Twitter poll going to name the Snowball Challenge Bear at the Olympics. Beary McBearface is in 2nd place.
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[
"\"Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?\" \n\nI'm sorry, I had to 😄",
"That is a gold backed 100 dollar note not a reserve note. Keep that bitch. Do not fold or clean. Find a money collector and get it valued. You will likely be able to sell it for far more than $100. http://oldcurrencyvalues.com/1928_100_dollar_bill_value/",
"We’ve been pressing it in a heavy book since I got it a month ago, is that okay? ",
"I’m also a little worried about the value since it has writing on the face of it",
"Yeah pressing it is fine. And the writing isn’t as much of an issue either. You shouldn’t spend it as money. You want to make sure you don’t fold it and damage it. Basically any attempt to clean or “restore” it will kill the value. It is interesting to learn about the federal reserve vs. gold and silver backed dollars. It was a fundamental change in how the US dollar actually obtained its value. ",
"you better be careful people will steal the seriel code and then your money will be useless! i saw someone do it to base ball tickets so you know it can be done with money! ",
"Looks like it is printed in Minneapolis. It could be worth $1000 if I am reading that right.",
"Are you just stupid?"
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Received a series 1928A $100 bill at work - isn’t it neat??
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"Gotta love that Korean humor",
"*they are possibly fighting over a chair*\n",
"Gotta fight over something, right?"
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Found in Seoul
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/r/pics/comments/7xg5wx/valentines_day_at_1am_five_men_shop_for_cards_and/
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[
"And there's only 4 wife/girlfriend cards left and all the others are husband/boyfriend cards.",
"Still not got my shit sorted. Maybe later. ",
"You do realize that flowers are difficult to purchase at just the right time for them to look pretty on Valentines and also last a couple days after?\n\nWaiting until the last minute so you can pick just about ready to bloom flowers is just smart Mansmanship.\n\nCards are lame though, write her a letter or something else that requires actual thought.",
"I think it's sweet. A lot of men work hard and have no time away from work and home. If they are taking time out of their night to make their So feel special I'm all for it. All men are not big ahead of time planners. ",
"Yes, it’s sweet even if they left it till then, but if it’s 1am I’m guessing these guys just got off work (or may be on their way). And as someone said, it’s better to get flowers closer to the date."
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Valentines Day at 1am, five men shop for cards and flowers.
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/r/pics/comments/7xg62a/the_only_time_you_should_ever_look_back_is_to_see/
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[
"Watching this was incredibly thrilling. You could tell he wanted to leave it all out there.... and he did. Grats, SW!",
"Perfect example that you should never doubt yourself and you can succeed big no matter what you do ",
"Returning in four years to get that 100.",
"GOAT",
"What a triumph. Congrats Shaun on making America proud. ",
"This made me vomit in my mouth a little.",
"I just thought it was an incredibly bad year to have an American flag associated with never looking back. To, for example, previous administrations.",
"Cool picture of a fantastic accomplishment by a great athlete. That title however is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.",
"No point in looking back, only forward, on the shoulders of those behind us.",
"Dude is a Grade A dick though.",
"And you know that how?",
"Examples? ",
"There's no name anywhere on this link. I have no idea what is going on.",
"Another good reason to look back is to make sure you're not about to get run over.",
"He dragged that same flag on the floor. A lot. \n",
"I've heard stories from people who work at ski resorts he frequents...every of them has said he is a prick.",
"Cool rumor you're spreading.",
"How do you know he isn't a dick. I honestly don't give a fuck and he seems nice enough on camera, but that doesn't mean he can't be a dick in real life. ",
"I don't spout bullshit I don't know in either case. Calling someone an asshole, that you've never met, is kinda retarded....",
"Coming from someone who uses the word \"retarded\" as an adjective...classy.",
"Tell you parents I'm sorry the word offends them."
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The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you've come
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"Skin ",
"All I see is bacon ",
"Oh man, now I can’t unsee that!"
] | 3 |
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Jupiter, or snake skin?
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/r/pics/comments/7xg7dq/my_beautiful_valentine/
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[
"One sexy valentine ",
"hours and hours of Netflix and Games together",
"It’s literally an all in one package can’t think of anything better to spend today with! ",
"Easy on the eyes and puts out any time you ask her. What could be better?",
"\"Thats my sexbox and her name is Sony\""
] | 5 |
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My Beautiful Valentine
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/r/pics/comments/7xg85t/the_sadest_sandwich_on_my_air_canada_flight/
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"The cabin was only dimly lit, and, at first, I couldn't actually tell what the hell they'd given us. I initially thought it was a cake (because of the way the pieces were packed together in the cardboard and plastic), but was surprised to find it was part of a sandwich.",
"I think someone else got there first and ate the middle out of it. ",
"Where did the middle go?\n\nIs the middle cut out as snack for the the first class? Without crust? And you get the custs?"
] | 3 |
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The sadest sandwich on my Air Canada flight.
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/r/pics/comments/7xg8hj/genetics_for_dummies/
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[
"Genetics for gummies. ",
"Gumetics",
"Not quite accurate. I think one of the more interesting things about genetics is recessive genes!",
"Hence for dummies, to help simplify the basics..",
"Ursa Mendel ",
"I mean sure, but genes are never evenly distributed, are they?",
"How do you get the fraction 1/3 when everyone has two parents and 4 grandparents and so on?\n\nThe fraction 1/3 in this picture is plain wrong.",
"Incorrect and unrealistic Genetics ~~for~~ BY dummies.\n\nCorrected title",
"This is actually wrong. ",
"Exactly. Gummy Bears are made of sugar and have no DNA. Totally unrealistic. "
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Genetics for dummies.
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[
"No that’s a pixel",
"No, I don't believe you ",
"It can’t be! An Atom is smaller!",
"What are the other things in the photo",
"Also atoms",
"No banana for scale?",
"Sauce: https://www.sciencealert.com/photo-of-a-single-trapped-atom-wins-uk-science-photo-prize",
"I love sauce",
"It's definitely not a pipe",
"Great read.",
"Lol that went over a lot of heads I’m sure but I laughed cheers",
"Its an atom trapped inside a bazillion other atoms.",
"Gonna need a banana for scale.",
"electromagnetic needles or someshit",
"Good, you should never trust anything when it comes to atoms.\n\nThey make up everything.",
"Awesome.",
"What do you think pixels are made out of?",
"It's hard to tell because of all the photons it's blasting me with.",
"It's already a single bananium atom.",
"No. *No.*",
"So what's special about the one in the middle? ",
"I thought it was a lot of photons emitted from an atom?",
"Shouldn't it be yellow? \n",
"It has an arrow pointing at it",
"Nothing. That's why it's single, like you on Valentine's Day.",
"i have been saying for years \"no-one has ever photographed what an atom looks like\". well i suppose i can cut that shit out now",
"molecules and atoms are not the same",
">The atom is being illuminated by a blue-violet laser. The energy from the laser causes the atom to emit photons which Nadlinger could capture on camera using a long exposure.\n\nTechnically they still haven't, this is a picture of photons being emitted by an atom. Although photos are just pictures of photons reflected off atoms, there is still a slight difference. (I think) ",
"That entire apparatus surrounding the atom must be smaller than the head of a pin. ",
"That's not an atom.\n\nYou can't *photograph* something smaller than the wavelength of light it reflects, for one.\n\nSecond of all, the dot is probably a stabilized vapor cloud produced by the vibrational motion of the strontium atom, which is in reality only an invisibly small speck of matter inside that cloud.\n\nGoogle for IBM's \"Powers Of Ten\" film and watch it. It explains how this image is misinterpreted bullshit far better than I can.\n\n\n",
"That's kinda sad. I'll write a card to him. Or her. ",
"/u/TravisMorales, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n* Rule V - Submissions must not have urls in media descriptions/album URLS.\n\nIf you fix this issue, you can [message the moderators](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore submission by /u/TravisMorales) to have your post restored.\n\nIf you are a professional artist or photographer, and this is your own site that you're linking to, please [apply for Verified flair here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/professionals).\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/TravisMorales&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xg9x2/that_is_an_atom/?context=10\\))"
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"That" is an atom
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/r/pics/comments/7xgafb/i_met_caryhiroyuki_tagawa_aka_shang_tsung_outside/
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[
"Shang Tsung!! Time hasn't been kind to him...",
"Johnny tsunami!!!!! Eeeheeee ponooo",
"He also played heihachi in the tekken movie. "
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I met Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa aka Shang Tsung outside of a little diner! He's an awesome guy, and no longer in the business of stealing souls.
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/r/pics/comments/7xgdrd/sunrise_and_flames_burbank_california/
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"Wow really nice was that today ",
"Wow is there any HDR on there?!?!?",
"That was last year, when the fires in SoCal. ",
"I toned up the blacks in the clouds"
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Sunrise and Flames. Burbank, California
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"You are the elk.",
"All of this is beautiful. The art. Your friendship. Thanks for sharing. I wish there was more that you could share. ",
"Thank You!"
] | 3 |
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My best friend made this painting on my office’s wall, but now she left the job and moved to another city. It’s very hard not to see her around. Office is so boring now. I really miss her. Thank you Mehul, I had the best memories of my life with you.
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[
"Where are the ones for “you’re like a sister to me”? ",
"There’s one on Etsy — Grizzly Paper Craft",
"Is that supposed to be Cersei Lannister?",
"Yes "
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I know, I know, I’m a hopeless romantic
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/r/pics/comments/7xggdg/koh_rong_island_thai_land/
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[
"Is Thai Land an amusement park in Thailand?",
"I’m not sure . I only went to bangkok for 2 days yhen go straight to the island ",
"Two days in Bangkok, hmm? What could possibly Koh Rong?",
"My bad the island name is Koh Phi Phi . And now I can’t change the title haiz"
] | 4 |
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Koh Rong island - Thai Land
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/r/pics/comments/7xggux/morning_and_afternoon_in_germany/
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[
"You misspelled Iowa",
"\"Before and after a snowstorm in (place)\"",
"The dude looks Clearly American and the girl looks clearly trying to get a ticket to America.",
"You stood there all day without moving? ",
"I can relate to this as a Finn.",
"Time|Him|Her\n:--|:--|:-- \nMorning|Apprehensive|Satisfied\nAfternoon|Satisfied|Apprehensive\n",
"Beard, pretty girl, and a well-framed selfie ... nice job.\nI just don't understand one thing: are you both looking at your hand instead of the camera?",
"Hallo guten tag....",
"Could be holding the phone in landscape and looking at the screen instead of the selfie lens",
"guy is cute",
".. sometimes it snows ",
"Okay....it snowed. You're point?",
"Throw in a tornado and you’ve got a lunch break in Missouri. ",
"Hat's ears saying nope to the snow.",
"/r/edgy",
"No, he's ruthwikns",
"Sometimes it snows, sometimes it doesn't.",
"What makes someone look clearly American and not clearly German in your opinion?",
"Loved working in Germany ",
"Is this Survival Lilly?",
"Here is the face of a person who routinely rapes his sister\n\n",
"If you really wanted my upvote, you should have shaved your beard in the second photo. ",
"Are you telling me that sometimes from one moment to the next weather changes? It's probably only true in only this single geographical location right?",
"Otherwise known as \"before and after it started snowing today.\"",
"Are you Colin Farrell in disguise?",
"Dudes eyes legit shrink throughout the day",
"You two are cute as heck! Happy Valentine's Day!",
"Ryan Dunn",
"nope",
"-Michael Scott",
"Looks like Ohio except it would have been 70°F that morning",
"Yep"
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Morning and afternoon in Germany.
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[
"Some people are into that.",
"Terms and Conditions... I take pictures of you all naked.",
"That's not how asterisks work."
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Can ya do both 😎
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"This is absolutely beautiful and looks delicious! Also the photography skills, props to whoever took the shot.",
"Oh my god. This looks incredible.",
"Get in mah belly!!!"
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My cake...Raspberry Red Velvet
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/r/pics/comments/7xgmfi/a_picture_of_both_of_my_grandpas_who_were_friends/
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[
"Did they start a fishing boat company after Vietnam?",
"Shrimping boat. But, yeah that was my first thought as well haha. ",
" I'm imagining that this is a selfie and he has a long reach. ",
"I'm curious as to what year this was taken. It looks like it could have been taken today with a sepia tone filter added. Not saying it was, but damn, you've got some stylish paw-paws. ",
"Go Irish! ",
"\"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.\"",
"You must be very young. ",
"I don’t like how the guy in the right has his arm around the other guy even though they’re standing a few feet away from each other. It makes it look like he didn’t really want to but they told him to do it for the picture lol",
"...and now it's 8 AM and I'm hungry for some shrimp.",
"Your Grandpas are Zac Efron and Patrice O’Neal?",
"White Grandpa looks like Saul Goodman.",
"Why he touch his dicc ",
"The guys are different ethnicities! Have an upvote, sir!",
"Did your parents meet because their fathers were friends? ",
"Mussum e Didi. ",
"How did they, and your parents, meet?",
"Except catholic\n\nEdit: Oh THAT Saul Goodman",
"r/oldschoolcool",
"It's like they are begging for you to photoshop someone in the middle... Like I don't know...lieutenant dan?",
"li todos os comentarios esperando pra ver qual seria o primeir ode BR. \nnot disappointed by the way xD ",
"Ahhh, if you watch the show you know that Saul isn't Jewish but an Irish guy named James McGill.",
"This is like J.D's final fantasy in Scrubs where he pictures his kid and Turk's kid getting married.",
"I'm surprised more people didn't ask that",
"wow thats amazing!",
"The Script ND logo is not modern",
"This was the obvious scenario to me. Think of next door neighbours who have children that become friends, this is no different to that.",
"He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. ",
"Played by bob odenkirk ",
"Who co-hosted with David Cross on Mr. Show.",
"David cross who was on arrested development. Why are we playing IMDb word association? ",
"I consider your family pretty awesome. There's one photo of my mom's family having dinner with my dad's family, but something happened in their history that made them never associate again past some point after it was taken.",
"John Oliver is your grandfather?",
"Kid Rock",
"There faces says bff, and there hips would heterosexually agree. ",
"Bubba forgot shrimp tacos ",
"came for this",
"22 Jump Street?",
"Gettin ready to make some grandkids",
"Shremp*",
"Bonus upvote because your grandpa is a Notre Dame fan. Go Irish!",
"Calling a sham on this one, OP isn’t answering the real questions...",
"word association like for mental patients",
"I was thinking Jeffrey Dean Morgan.",
"I mean, my dad's parents and my mom's parents knew each other before they met, and my mom's parents had even been to my dad's bar mitzvah, yet they met independently of that connection.",
"However, Sandy in The O.C. (Seth's father) *is* supposed to be Jewish and is played by a guy of Irish-Catholic descent (Peter Gallagher). It was a sufficiently convincing performance that I didn't even realize Gallagher wasn't Jewish until I looked it up.",
"This seems like a still-shot from a sitcom. ",
"Nope!! They worked together and the first time my mom went to my dads house (like second/third date) she saw this picture and was like \"what the fuck that's my dad\" ",
"I see no difference in that logo and the ones surrounding me on a daily basis",
"My grandpas worked at an electric company but met when they were on a work baseball team together. And my parents met working at a restaurant! ",
"I tried to post it there but it got removed ",
"I think it was when my dad was around 5 years old so 1972ish? ",
"eh it's slightly different than the modern one. some info here https://onmessage.nd.edu/athletics-branding/logos/vintage-vault/\n\nthe letters are thinner in the old ones. *Also you can see the lower right tip of the N has an extension not present in the modern version. ",
"Clearly because it isn't soft-core porn.",
"No homo there. Not even a little bit.",
"21",
"I've always thought that people with parents/grand-parents from different ethnic groups probably have better genes than those from same ethnic group. Nature seems to thrive on variety.\n\nI also like to encourage white supremacists to keep marrying their cousins. You don't want to muddy up the \"race\". ",
"Or do they say \"I'm too old for this shit Riggs!\"\nOften ",
"You're right it does look a bit more like the first one on that list. Especially after walking past some current logos on posters in Fitz",
"Let me make a wild guess... Well, it is tough... Let's start with A for Apple. ",
"That is fucking adorable. I love it!\n\nThey must have been very good friends to then keep the picture out on display years later, and I like thinking that the two men/their families had such similar or complimentary dynamics that different family members met each other separately and just got along SO well they were destined to become connected. Sorry if that doesn't make much sense. But this really tickled me.",
"biggest cockroach i've ever seen was in that building. Strolled right into the middle of the geology lab section i was in. \n\nalso i've been annoyed to find out that they keep that building locked now. I used to pee in there on saturdays after i graduated. ",
"Ye old swipe access",
"fascists",
"Why does Right GPa seem like he's trying to stay as far away as possible from Left GPa?",
"EPIC!",
"But can I get those scrimps?",
"Hey, that’s my age! Son? (Kidding, though I am your dad’s age. Now get off my lawn!)",
"Why did i feel they were German before seeing the full size photo?",
"Nah that’s the same homie from Crazy Taxi.\n\n[B.D. Joe??](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/k6ghKtcXXmiTlMYVDK8cuQgiOMYrR8TKRVTbWvyhQVmJEdoUioMaLqQaNpd00y66gw=h900) ",
"Why isn't this a movie!?",
"This is the most awkward side hug. ",
"How did everyone react when they found out?",
"The last time someone told me a story with a comment like that, turned out they had the same father. ",
"Is that Ray Consella and Terrence Mann?",
"Back before they had hoverhand they had hoverbody.",
"Two dudes, best friends, one day look at each other and say, wanna make a grandchild? No trust me it'll work",
"Do you have a pic of your parents?",
"i love this! How adorable! It was meant to be! ",
"They've been divorced for like 15 years so I'll have to do some digging but I will PM them to you ",
"You should be embarrassed that *that's* what you took from the picture. Fuckin' sad.",
"*Shramp",
"They would make a nice funny buddy cop movie",
"Upvote for the Notre Dame hat.",
"It ain’t gay as long as the hips are as far away from each other as possible.",
"When did they serve?",
"What did you notice? The guy grabbing his junk? Is that what people are upvoting for?",
"*Sigh*. David Cross, who was in *Alvin and the Chipmunks* with Jason Lee, who was in *The Incredibles* with Craig T. Nelson, who was in *The Killing Fields* with John Malkovich, who was in *Places in the Heart* with Ed Harris, who was in *Apollo 13* with Kevin Bacon. Bam - Bob Odenkirk is 6 degrees.",
"I \"noticed\" a lot about the photo, but that's not what I said. I was pointing out that if the only the thing you took from the photo was the fact that the two men are of different ethnicities, that's both embarrassing and pathetic. Take your identity politics and shove them up your ass.",
"Are you sure they didn't meet much earlier, and forgot? My kids have met all my friends' kids.",
"Gotta leave that room for Jesus!",
"Or just post it in this thread.",
"Yes please",
"In the words of rocket league\nSavage!",
"Last time I heard that was when my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.",
"So which DICK did you inherit??",
"I would love to have a beer and hear their stories. I bet they have some great tales to tell. \n\nReminds me of my wife and I. Our stepfathers worked on the same ship in the Navy 16 years before my wife and I had ever met. \n\nWe were in high school and both of our parents were out Christmas shopping. We were both at home watching our younger siblings and talking on the phone (you know...before texting) and all of a sudden she says “why are your parents at my house?”\n\nTurns out they ran into each other while shopping and her stepfather invited them over to see their new house and catch up. They had just moved to the area from out of state. \n\nSmall world sometimes.",
"Pah! This photo IS identity politics as there's nothing else interesting about it. You couldn't even point out one thing that makes this photo significant. You could have at least said the guy grabbing his junk is what you admired.",
"Not sure if you noticed, but op gave a backstory to the photo to give it context in both the title and in the comments. It has nothing to do with race or ethnicity whatsoever, *you* just saw two people with different ethnicities and threw out your embarrassing comment. Does seeing people of two different ethnicities together, seemingly enjoying themselves, trigger you or something? And why are you so obsessed with this guys junk? You've got some serious personal issues to work out.",
"\"Across from where?\"",
"*Such* good friends, that their kids dated each other and had no idea who the other's parents were. ",
"And people are losing their mind over a fucking *movie* coming out because it has **nothing** to do with race, right? I get your point, but you're also kind of being ridiculous. Race is almost *all* people see right now. I'm reminded every day that I'm garbage and all of the ills of the world are my fault because I'm a straight white male. You can't give the guy shit for pointing out the complete. fucking. obvious. People who pretend not to see color are a HUGE part of the problem. You should see it, accept it, and move on. Pretending there is no difference is insulting to EVERYONE involved. Our differences is what makes us all awesome. Pretending they aren't is wrong in every single way. Just a random opinion. ",
"Black Grandpa looks like Wilbur Howard from the Houston Astros in the 70's",
"Dont know why this is getting downvotes,it's fricken hilarious!",
"I never said I didn't see that they were of two different races, I said that if that's the only thing you take from the picture it's embarrassing and pathetic. Pretending to be colorblind *is* bullshit. But, focusing only on people's races is also bullshit.\n\n>I'm reminded every day that I'm garbage and all of the ills of the world are my fault because I'm a straight white male\n\nI'm a straight white male too. Take your faux victim bullshit out of here",
"I thought this was going to be a heartwarming post about same sex relationships in lesser minded times. ",
"Neither I'm a girl ",
"That's Ving Rhames and Zac effron! Nice try...",
"LIEUTENANT DANNN!!",
"[me with mom ](https://imgur.com/gallery/miYde) \n\n[dad](https://imgur.com/gallery/eH1yz) ",
"[me and both Gpa's](https://imgur.com/gallery/6xNUs) ",
"So you are a interracial mix, some sort of half-breed? Fascinating...",
"WTF! Are your grandpas Joe Rogan and Hannibal Buress?",
"That's awesome",
"Their* hips.\n\nBut yes lol",
"The white grandpa looks like bob odenkirk",
"My grandfathers knew each other in WWII. They weren't close friends or anything, but they knew each other and briefly worked together in Europe. \n \nAfter the war they both happened to move to Southern California and my parents ended up at the same high school. My dad has an unusual last name so when my mom told her dad about her new bf, he asked what his dads name was and wow this story got boring fast. ",
"Officially the two most adorable grandpas, then and now. ",
"Shrimp stir-fry?",
"Jeez, those comments are why I never post to public on Imager. Ass clowns.",
"Excuse me while I whip this out...",
"It was hung up left grandpa's house though. So I hardly think that's the case. ",
"Ok, how big them ovaries then??",
"Aw! My grandparents actually knew each other too before my parents met but had nothing to do with them getting together. ",
"That is so cool!",
"> and wow this story got boring fast. \n\nNo worries. It was still a nice story. ",
"All I’m saying is that it looks awkward though, which it does.",
"That's right, _Ends. White people are not allowed to be victims. Get that shit outta here! Bahahahaha!",
"If you actually think you're a victim solely because you're a straight white male, you're an idiot.",
"As *another* straight white male you should know that your opinion doesn't matter and that you have no power over me. Now move aside and let the paralyzed black tranny speak for you. ",
"This is the faux victim complex I was talking about. Really sad that you can't be a fucking adult and realize that just because someone speaks up for themselves, it doesn't mean they're speak out against *you* specifically. You're a fucking embarrassment. Not because you're a straight, white male, but because you're a pathetic piece of shit that wants to pretend your problems are someone else's fault.",
"oooooooo we hit a nerve!!! lol Calm down, you little girl. It's almost as if you don't see what a fucking hypocritical jerkoff you are. Do you own a mirror? Perhaps take a look in it. ",
"Both were removed already, what happened? ",
"It's actually hung up in both Grandpas houses!! Originally only one of them had the pic but we made copies a few years ago and now multiple family members on both sides have it "
] | 133 |
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A picture of both of my Grandpas, who were friends before my parents even met.
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/r/pics/comments/7xgmp5/first_president/
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Seems legit. ",
"Hard to argue when it's right there in black and white. ",
"GETTY OF ALL PLACES"
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First President
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/r/pics/comments/7xgn7u/united_airlines_made_an_emergency_landing_in/
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[
"Had to be Gremlins...",
"[One more image ](https://i.imgur.com/UDHsd9g.jpg)",
"Holy cow! Looks like you’ll be getting some rainfall"
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United Airlines made an emergency landing in Honolulu
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/r/pics/comments/7xgnqu/johnny_cash_and_his_wife_june_on_their_wedding/
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[
"He married June in the month of June...that would be dope. ",
"Love is a burning thing",
"The wrong kid died",
"Now that is a happy man",
"No, *this* is a happy man..\nhttps://marijuanamemes.com/thc/johnny_cash_high_eating_cake_bush.jpg",
"They appear to be talking about Jackson and they look like they have a fever, hotter than that pepper sprout.",
"Never gonna make it.",
"June Carter and her husband Johnny on their wedding day, 1968",
"That’s my new favourite picture. ",
"They really represented Johnny Cash & June Carter well in \"Ring of Fire\" (2006)",
"Why did you rephrase this? ",
"Because I'm a bigger fan of her music than his.",
"'We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout.'",
"She looks like Chelsea Handler in this picture. And they look so happy as well. Johnny Cash is one of my heroes.",
"ill find out where to get one of those - cakes"
] | 15 |
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Johnny Cash and his wife June on their wedding day, 1968
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/r/pics/comments/7xgnrv/after_a_recent_hot_day_in_australia_this_is_not/
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[
"[The story](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/is-it-real-photo-of-railway-track-bent-by-the-heat-looks-fake-but-isn-t-20180214-p4z0c2.html)",
"Where’s my story? ",
"I tried to be quick.... sorry. :)\n \nhttps://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/is-it-real-photo-of-railway-track-bent-by-the-heat-looks-fake-but-isn-t-20180214-p4z0c2.html",
"Everything in the landscape will kill you in Australia.",
"Get used to it.",
"It's a false flag, the sun can't melt steel beams. /s",
"That's how hard it feels you kick an object when you stub your little toe. ",
"That often happens in Victoria when the heat gets around 40c. Trains will be slowed or stopped while lines are individually checked for buckling. They were not designed for our warmer world and are being replaced with new welded pre-stressed rails."
] | 8 |
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After a recent hot day in Australia, this is not photoshopped. (Story in comments)
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/r/pics/comments/7xgplu/edna_mode_box_turtle_cosplay/
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[
"NO CAPES!!!!",
"Edna was fierce.",
"I used to design for gods... ",
"Or Linda Hunt cosplay?"
] | 4 |
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Edna Mode- Box Turtle Cosplay
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/r/pics/comments/7xgqk2/unbelievable_house/
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[
"looks like something straight out of Burton's Batman.",
"Cool :-) Where is this?",
"[From a previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/steampunk/comments/5xxrdx/steampunk_house_in_france/dem4ail/) ",
"Looks like the building Spiderman destroyed in SM2"
] | 4 |
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Unbelievable house
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/r/pics/comments/7xgsxr/life_size_metal_tree_at_the_north_carolina_museum/
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[
"That is so metal",
"Does it get hit by lightning much? ",
"I’m trying to find out more to see if that’s an issue. I found information on the museum [blog about the “Askew” piece, aka “Silver Tree”](http://ncartmuseum.org/blog/view/time-lapse_installing_roxy_paine), but it didn’t discuss lightning. ",
"Another [article](http://www.newraleigh.com/articles/archive/roxy-paines-askew-dendroid-at-ncma/) I found about when they installed the piece created by Roxy Paine. It doesn’t indicate any issues with lightning. Interesting to learn that the artist didn’t want it called a tree. "
] | 4 |
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Life size metal tree at the North Carolina Museum of Art.
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/r/pics/comments/7xgtj8/theodore_roosevelts_diary_entry_on_valentines_day/
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[
"/r/2meirl4meirl",
"That hand writing tho",
"😔😔😔",
"this is how i feel everyday :(",
"God damn that hits hard.",
"It gets better. Find something you love to do and lose yourself in it, and let someone find you in it.",
"i tried that.. i just dont care about anything right now. \n\nnone of my hobbies interest me. Im just a walking zombie",
"Then be the best zombie you can, lol! \n\nIn all seriousness you need to step outside your comfort zone. You have become stagnant in your life. Your hobbies, friends, family, job, school, whatever... has become stagnant. You need to just get out there and *do something you wouldn't normally do* like... Go take in a live action play, Go Hiking, Go Fishing, Ride a bike across an entire town... Just go do something that you would not normally do. Do it alone if you want to. You will never find your future letting it always come to you. Sometimes... you gotta get out there and look around a bit. \n\n\n\n",
"thanks for the words of wisdom. I will consider all of this! thank you"
] | 9 |
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Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry on Valentine’s day, 1884 after his wife and mother died on the same day
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/r/pics/comments/7xgu96/woman_in_china_goes_through_xray_to_guard_purse/
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[
"And somehow, the picture of it ends up on the internet. What a world we live in",
"Hank Hill??",
"God damn that’s dumb.",
">Aint nobuddy got the right to post my personal, private business!!"
] | 4 |
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Woman in China goes through x-ray to guard purse
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/r/pics/comments/7xgy2w/breakfast_on_ethiopian_airlines/
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[
"Looks like someone is getting some sausage on Valentine’s Day. ",
"r/mildlypenis",
"Ethiopians have food? Who would’ve thought that. ",
"Did you order both juice and (I assume) coffee?",
"Day ittapoopoo!! Eatssa seekness!!",
"Tea, I'm British.",
"Wait, I thought Ethiopia didn't have food...",
"Famine/dick jokes aside, what are we looking at here? ",
"Ethiopian food is dope. I like that crepe thing you slop up all the lentil mess with"
] | 9 |
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Breakfast on Ethiopian Airlines.
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/r/pics/comments/7xgyz0/ive_shot_this_macro_pic_today_can_you_guess_what/
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[
"some kind of fish",
"Salmon?",
"Sliced meat",
"/u/Twins13, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Twins13&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xgyz0/ive_shot_this_macro_pic_today_can_you_guess_what/?context=10\\))"
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I've shot this macro pic today. Can you guess what it is?
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/r/pics/comments/7xh027/firefighters_in_arizona_putting_out_a_breaking/
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[
"It's interesting how the wall separates the sky.",
"See we don't build borders to keep people out we use them to keep weird orange sky tint out of our country",
"The wall, apparently, is also an optical filter..only certain shades get through.. 🤔😉",
"/u/bochilee, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nVery recent repost \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/bochilee&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xh027/firefighters_in_arizona_putting_out_a_breaking/?context=10\\))"
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Firefighters in Arizona putting out a Breaking Bad's Mexican fire
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/r/pics/comments/7xh06j/italian_army_nuclear_arms_test_colourised_1957/
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[
"They have successfully miniaturized their nuclear weapons.",
"Mama mia!",
"That looks like a mushroom that Luigi or Mario would eat. ",
"This-a pizza! It's-a da bomb-a!",
"I heard putting it in the oven like this gives it a crisper crust/base anyone confirm this?",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Nuclear lunch detected](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ic7ry/nuclear_lunch_detected/) ^**B** | 1340 | 6^yrs | pics | 640\n[I think I just figured out how to make nukes](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/15ur8w/i_think_i_just_figured_out_how_to_make_nukes/) ^**B** | 290 | 5^yrs | funny | 25\n[Nuclear Lunch!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/30oxp2/nuclear_lunch/) | 2195 | 2^yrs | funny | 96\n[Nuclear Lunch!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qq562/nuclear_lunch/) | 988 | 5^yrs | funny | 183\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10079784) (B = bigger)*\n\nAnd of course \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/24rotz/nuclear_lunch_detected/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1aqkxw/nuclear_lunch_detected/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1aqkxw/nuclear_lunch_detected/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/comments/24rtw1/pizza_mushroom_cloud/\n\n\nWhile you changed the title a bit, and I'll give credit for that, you're still stealing a joke that's been going on for over 6 years on Reddit. So.... ",
"It does",
"Ha HA!!",
"Someone send this to Gordon Ramsey",
"/u/oshiyay, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/oshiyay&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xh06j/italian_army_nuclear_arms_test_colourised_1957/?context=10\\))",
"Yipeee!"
] | 11 |
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Italian Army Nuclear Arms Test (Colourised, 1957)
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/r/pics/comments/7xh2dm/i_dont_think_so/
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[
"What's incorrect? ",
"None of the characters are played by the actors shown next to them. ",
"yeah, I went along with it right up until Jeremy Irons.",
"Oh. Okay. Never heard of any of them anyway, never would have guessed. ",
"/u/saltymannuts, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/saltymannuts&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xh2dm/i_dont_think_so/?context=10\\))"
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I don’t think so.
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/r/pics/comments/7xh3py/aerial_view_of_new_york_city/
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[
"It looks prickly.",
"My husband said it reminds him of a circuit board.",
" reminds me of a mould growth",
"Someone won a game of simcity",
"What’s that big green patch? Is that the nature portal everyone told me about?",
"Any one got this in 4K? ",
"Its Narnia",
"Too bad it's orientation is South-North, not North- South.",
"It's a central park, not sure what it's called, though.",
"That just sounds like slavery with extra steps",
"Is this available anywhere in higher definition? ",
"It’s looks south central maybe that’s the name."
] | 12 |
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Aerial view of New York City.
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/r/pics/comments/7xh4va/signed_copy/
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[
"Are we talking God, Jesus or King Henry VIII?",
"It cant be God or Jesus, they didnt even bother to write any words in it so if it was not even deemed important enough for them to contribute, I hardly think they would sign it. ",
"Well Well Well someone has finaly came back ",
"I wanna be there for the book tour. Or....hmm... Maybe not.",
"Jesus Christ",
"Imagine how much that would be worth",
"Don't you mean James I?",
"Yep haha my b for some reason when I fact checked Henry came up because he authorized the first in England...",
"I'm sure he had a hand in the Protestant bible, whatever the Anglicans call that."
] | 9 |
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Signed Copy
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/r/pics/comments/7xh51a/i_always_carry_little_trinkets_into_hotels_with/
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[
"The camel is nice but they're looking for tips in cash. I usually leave about $5 per night I'm there. A little more if I have to leave leftovers in the fridge. ",
"I do the same thing...",
"Nice username",
"I like how he appears to be riding the pen into space. He's a Space Camel.",
"Lmfao, ain't that the truth. \n\nCute gesture, for Maria's child as she cleans rooms for a living. ",
"Thanks. Happy Valentines Day. ",
"Sarnia?",
"Maria: \"Fuck is this shit\"...throws it in the garbage. ",
"“A camel?! A fucking camel?” ",
"Awesome!"
] | 10 |
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I always carry little trinkets into hotels with me, as a show of appreciation for the cleaning staff. Today, Maria will get a Camel. Thanks for the welcoming note, Maria!
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/r/pics/comments/7xh5o7/the_liver_building_in_liverpool/
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[
"I absolutely love Liverpool. Such a shame about some of the absolutely awful looking buildings that have popped up on the waterfront. The port of Liverpool building is beautiful as well. ",
"Does it have a pool?",
"I know it’s a beautiful place most of the time.",
"The museum of Liverpool is an eyesore if you ask me. It’s not in keeping with the surrounding buildings architecture at all. ",
"...or liver?",
"No, but it has a bit of a beatle problem.",
"Curiously the word Livererpool is pronounced 'Live-er-pool' whilsts the Liver Building is called the 'Lie-ver Building'."
] | 7 |
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The Liver building in Liverpool.
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/r/pics/comments/7xh6np/nkorea_cheerleaders_reaction_to_kim_jong_un/
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[
"Disgust, confusion, shock\n\n\n^^disbelief",
"*(**Waves flag aggressively**)*",
"Brain wash and denial are so fascinating to me. I've recently been participating in an unhealthy amount of flat earther propaganda live streams , to try to understand their point of view. ",
"If this picture makes it back to NK, she might benefit from it, at least moreso than her friends",
"He should of went with a stiffer hair product to contain that fly away ",
"Flagging intensifies",
"you are an interesting person. I wish I had time like you.",
"I hope the girl on the bottom left is okay when she goes back. Other girls are showing open disbelief/disgust but she's the only one with a hint of a smile. Depending on little Kim's mood when he sees this pic, that can be very bad for her family.",
"it's weird when they visit other countries for the Olympics that maybe they've been lied to and NK isn't the last and only Paradise on Earth.\n\nThat, and they and their entire family line will be deleted if they don't obey.\n\nidk about you, but I'd refuse to return and beg SK for sanctuary. idk how I could live with myself knowing my family will pay for my betrayal, though.",
"North Koreans don't have internet, don't know about trolls.",
"should have*",
"link please I'd be interested to join please",
"The expression that the girl on the right is making has been seen on every one of my ex-girlfriend's faces",
"No",
"The angry O face?",
"why, yes.\n\nshould have, should've, not should *of*. They sound similar, but one has no meaning. It's the expression of intended possession.\nit/he/she should *have*. You cannot *of* something.\n\nIt's als not I *of* an headache. As much as it's not the \"first day've spring\"\n",
"Hey now that's not true at all!.... There's one or two computers at the airport with internet now... and they're monitored and bugged beyond belief 😂😂",
"A little peice of me dies giving you [this link](https://youtu.be/gOZUI8I7DvA), because it still supports them in a roundabout way.\nEdit: typo Edit: typo of my typeo\n",
"If they don’t make a sufficient display of displeasure, their whole family will be boiled alive. ",
"\"Welcome to the outside world NK.... We be trollin out here!\"",
"You might just doomed them ",
"*plane lands out of no where*",
"No",
"Yes",
"Nein ",
"How do you know? What is your source? Do you really think the leader of NK himself will personally take a look at this picture and say: \"I don't like the look on that lady's face. To workcamp with her!\"",
"Flogging sentence reduces ",
"Yep. That's exactly what I think he might do.",
"Dude had assassins use a chem weapon in a foreign airport. He fed his uncle to dogs. Alive. I think it’s safe to assume a moment like this seems funny to trolls but is deadly serious for the NKs involved. One mistimed smile could really suck. To the impersonator, fuck off man, walk around the stands, give interviews, do comic sketches. You have no right to endanger the well-being of these people.",
"Thats not a smile, its a sneer",
"Bottom left has the \"I'm going stab you later when no one is looking\" expression. ",
"> Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it, okay?\n\n- man who looks vaguely like Kim Jong Un, probably.",
"If you watch it, don't even down vote it because that is the same as a like on YouTube",
"He did not feed his uncle to the dogs, though I agree with your sentiment. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/9Q84z1C.gifv",
"You honor them by extending their bloodline and ensuring the success of your genes by fucking as many bitches as possible!",
"No, that’s a “did you just cum in me?” face. ",
"Absolutely pissing myself laughing.",
"If we laugh our families will go to concentration camps! \n\nOh wait, that’s not funny, it’s true. ",
"Doch.",
"\"is that it?\"",
"Rightmost one is the best :-)",
"I don't like N. Korea or Kim Jung Un but this is disrespectful. What if someone did a black face Obama impersonation and paraded in front of the Americans? Or a Bill Clinton impersonator reaching up a dress of a Monica impersonator while a Hillary impersonator sits in her wheelchair holding a clear bag filled with yellow liquid attached to a clear tube connected to her pantsuit?",
"No",
"I doubt she can even see him. She's in front of him.",
"Why try to understand fantasy when fact has been scientifically proven? Furthermore, if you can only disprove science with opinions and ‘what ifs’, then you have not truly disproved anything. \n\nFlat earth people are very weird. They demand in person proof. They will still make excuses though. Fly them in a rocket and they’ll say the viewport windows are TVs or distort the image. Toss them into space in a suit and they’ll say the helmet is distorting the image. They’ll take their helmet of and see the truth before dying and the rest will say the government killed them to hide the truth. There is no way of showing them any proof because they won’t even believe their own eyes. \n\nEdit: A letter",
"“It’s in already?”",
"It's not anymore. A channel called Linus Tech Tips made a video talking about another video of theirs, that got far less views due to being mass disliked. ",
"He sent the national men’s soccer team to slave labor camps for daring to get beat at the World Cup by Portugal in 2010, the #2 team in the world at the time. He’s a dictator whose human rights abuses are right up there with Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Yes, he’ll send a cheerleader and her family to his concentration camps for being seen smiling at someone mocking him. ",
"Girl 1: Executed\n\n\nGirl 2: Executed\n\n\nGirl 3: promoted for showing disgust in the face of Kimpostor.",
"oh interesting",
"It's a wild ride, indeed. It's amazing what people will allow themselves to believe. At the same time, some of it can get into your head, some of them can present their argument very well (edit: I'll clarify that I'm not referring specifically to flat earth conspiracies)",
"This guy flags.",
"Dude, it's a chubby south korean guy with glasses and a lame haircut. All he needed to do was have secret service guys around him to look like Kim. ",
"\"You are fat and ugly, not like Glorious Leader\" \n",
"just watch jesus camp.",
">Why try to understand fantasy when fact has been scientifically proven? \n\nBecause people believe fantasy and many such fantasies are remarkably harmful. If you wish to cure this, as many of us do, it is imperative to understand the problem as thoroughly as possible. ",
"You too are in fact brainwashed in many ways but just don't know it.",
"Go to Google images and search for Obama impersonator. You will see there are dozens of them, not offensive at all.\n\nI have no idea what blackface has anything to do with this photo here. Guy looks Korean to me.",
"Wouldn't this be their best chance of escape? At the Olympics in South Korea. There's no way someone could keep an eye on them 24/7. ",
"> them in a roundabout way.\n\nHehe\n\n",
"Of course, but she's hardly smiling. I think KYU has more important matters to think about than a lady's facial expression.\nAlso, his uncle and his brother were his family and had far more power than this random lady, especially his uncle.\nAbout his uncle: the stories of hin being fed to hungry dogs is false: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/06/story-kim-jong-un-uncle-fed-dogs-made-up\n\nThis is the point I'm trying to make: some things about NK are often sensationalised, sometimes up to the point where people just make up stories. Yes, the situation is bad, but there is no reason to make it seem worse.\n\nEdit: KYU=Kim Yung Un",
"That sounds hilarious. I think people would pay to watch. ",
"You hit the nail squarely on the head here.",
"Remember that betraying the state is Not Korea is punished for 3 generations, in both directions. ",
"It's not their beliefs that interest me exactly, it's how they got into the mental state to believe the things they do.",
"your other examples are silly. this isnt yellow face, its an Asian person impersonating an Asian dictator. The Bill Clinton example is so over the top i have no comment.",
"If someone dressed as trump and paraded around in front of the US team it would be viewed as disrespectful as the team have nothing to do with Trumps politics.\nBut this is worse, I believe its aimed at the teams reactions to a kim impersonator. These are a hard working athletes who live in a fucked up country give them a break, jesus..",
"Bitch, I am already done. ",
"if they have next of kin back in north Korea, they've likely been informed what consequences jumping ship would result in.",
"That would certainly endanger their entire family.",
"Kim - THEY BETTER NOT SMILE",
"i think its funny when brainwashed people make fun of other brainwashed peoples beliefs ",
"and also by getting money",
"You mean that wasnt him!?",
"If they do, their families back home will be severely punished, from their grandparents to their baby siblings, nieces and nephews. Women on the team who DON’T escape will be punished. These woman aren’t cheerleaders; they’re hostages. ",
"The flat earth thing is fascinating to me, only because of how stupid easy it is to disprove. If the earth is flat, then why doesn't ANYONE travel to an edge, and get some amazing photos. Fly a drone if you have to, whatever.\n\nOr how are sunrises and sunsets explained exactly? If we were just a flat sheet of paper, surely they'd be different then they are now. \n\nWhy do we see the curvature of the earth on transatlantic flights?\n\nWouldn't some pilot or astronaut have spilled the beans by now?\n\nThe stupid. It hurts. ",
"Couldn’t they just claim uncontrollable sexual attraction??",
">Kimpostor\n\nI like that.",
"Not fat enough.",
"At first I thought maybe one could argue that North Koreans should see this as flattery of glorious leader, then I found out that wearing KJU's hairstyle is outlawed in NK. \n\nShamefurr dispray",
"I doubt any athelete would be that upset, anyways these arnt even atheletes...",
"> it would be viewed as disrespectful as the team have nothing to do with Trumps politics\n\nNo it wouldn't. It would be seen as a gag.",
"Un-believable ",
"Jokes on you... Trolls live in NK",
"\"I think KYU(whatever the fuck that is) has more important matters to think about than a lady's facial expression\"\n\nI doubt it....",
"What is really bad is that with the N. Korean cheerleaders being in the spotlight. Kim will be monitoring who is laughing at things like that. I wonder what will happen to those that do.",
"Then you ask them what they want to hear.",
"\"If someone dressed as trump and paraded around in front of the US team it would be viewed as disrespectful\"\n\nPeople would still do it and it would still be funny...",
"By reddit ;P ",
"Not if her expression will be interpreted as \"daaamn.\"",
"The girl on the top right is going to get a lot of rewards once she returns to her country ",
"That's exactly what baffles me. They spout off some math some random guy on YT did that got 3k views but the govt wont let it gain traction. You point out why that math has been debunked long ago and they say its the govt agenda disapproving it before it gets big. You mention how you could go out and do X math and it more or less proves theres curvature of the earth and they say its nonsense, however the math their backing cant be reproduced. Everytime i talk to them i get fucking angry because they talk down to you like youre retarded for believing in this fake thing called science and math that can actually be reproduced..\n\nIm bad at wording stuff but the gist of it is the whole flat earth debate boggles my mind..",
"Kim Jung Ugh!",
"left girl clearly looks disgusted as well ",
"The situation with the US is hardly resolved and talks with South Korea are continuing to take place. These matters seem more important to me.",
"Not with those faces they can't, the protocol for that situation is to moan loudly and faint as soon as they see the supreme leader.",
"she's also not looking at him",
"they have to show their disgust or they don't get to eat for a week",
"Why did you say black face Obama impression? The man playing Kim is of Korean decent. It's not like he's Caucasian painted yellow or something. Also, I think it's okay to be disrespectful of a dictator who violates human rights. ",
"Source on that?\n\nEdit: Wow. Downvotes for asking for a source for extreme claims. I guess we can just yell whatever we want now and not back it up with fact. ",
"Lol took me a second..",
"Great.. Now we can focus a bit more on nukes again! ",
"This might be the first time they actually get some real food, instead of human meat or grass back in N.Korea. \n\nGranted, these women look well fed, but I imagine everyone else. Yeesh.\n\nLol downvote me, but y'all know the common person starves. Oh no, I'm bullying little weak North Korea, boo hoo. You'll totally be singing the same tune when you find out these women were executed for looking at fake Kim wrong.",
"There are flat earth believers all around the globe",
"ITT: no one can read basic facial expressions",
"It's impossible to understand people so entrenched in ridiculous conspiracy theories because their view of the world isn't based on logic or reason.",
"> Not Korea\n\nWas that intentional? In any case, it's sort of amusing.",
"The situation with the US has been bad since before we were born, That's what happens when children run countries. These matters seem important to you because Fox news told you it is...",
"angry disappointment ",
"Their families get sent to slave gulags to die.",
"Yes. She will starve slightly less.",
"She might not be sent to some punishment camp.",
"You're free to dislike it, and I concede it is disrespectful. But it's not harmful and shouldn't be restricted. Same with any of your other examples. Same with the german carnival float with a russian bear plowing trump. It's important that these opinions can be expressed.",
"(over the phone)",
"On the bright side all the trolls can go piss pff the flat earthers now. Doing gods work or should i say science amd common senses work",
"You're on the pill right?",
"What",
"Bottom left?",
"You would enjoy [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUSLRT6MY-o) as well then.",
"It won't.",
"A kimpossible situation, I agree. ",
"> There are flat earth believers all around the ~~globe~~ **disc**.\n\n",
"Nope, instant death 4 all",
"Thanks for posting this! \n\nKim will either praise them for their reaction or they will die for their reaction. Let's see if they attend the next Olympics.",
"Just like the international association of nationalists!",
"Always knew I was bringing my people honor when I \n\nFuck Bitches, Get Money ",
"NK most certainly only sent the well-off true believers as cheerleaders.",
"Kimpossible",
"You clearly do have a comment... You just said it was over the top in a comment you are making about it....",
"All locked up until the cheerleaders return",
"No, thats a \"did you just cum on my face?\" Face",
"You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy \n",
"Calvin Klein",
"Spit on da fake leadar my sistas",
"> deleted\n\nThey ain't a temp folder dude",
"galaxy quest reference?\n\nniceeeee",
"When describing it as a vacation location the \"r\" is silent.",
"She's totally like \"Dude, WTF\".",
"RIP op",
"Troll level South Korea.",
"Shit bro, I forgot KJU is actually a very reasonable guy. No way he ever would randomly kill someone and their entire family for smiling at a innocent joke about him.",
"I know what you're tryin to say girl",
"The one on the bottom left was later incinerated for smiling. ",
"Nah, still executed. No response would be acceptable. He does resemble dear leader, so she's executed for expressing disgust in someone that resembles dear leader. \n \nSeriously though, it's got to blow their fucking minds when they see things like that. In their brainwashed heads, goons should be coming out of the woodwork to swiftly abduct the violator and every living member of his extended family. The idea of political satire or even dissidence has just got to be unfathomable.",
"be glad they are ex-girlfriends. that's my wife's permanent face whenever I am around.",
"If you're actually interested in hearing the totality of the flat earth theory, search \"200 proofs the earth is not a spinning ball\"",
"I'm guessing this actually put them in an awkward position. They had to look offended and angry and it had to be convincing otherwise they suffer when they get back home",
"I could be wrong or mixing in other conspiracy theories into this, but some of the reasons it's not easy to \"prove\" the earth is not flat to them is\n\n1) You can't go to the edge. The edge is antartica and there's an ice wall so tall no one can pass because it's a government base.\n\n2) Drones were made by the government. Which is conspiracing against the people.\n\n3) Sunrises and sunsets are because the earth is in the center and the sun goes around the earth.\n\n4) But you can see the curvature is fake because [the beach is flat](https://youtu.be/x3vcSab13Sk?t=152)\n\n5) Pilots and astronauts are in on the government conspiracy and everything NASA does is fake to further trick the people",
"At least they won't be getting executed on their return home... except maybe the on on the bottom left... she looks mildy amused.\n\nTop right will get a spot as a concubine though. ",
"Nah, that one generally has at least one eye closed. ",
"She's not even looking at the impersonator",
"Some guy in chat: \"earth is a globe nigga\"\n\nMade me actually laugh out loud.",
"Their explanation of gravity (or its effects since gravity doesn't exist) and the sun are pants-on-head crazy.",
"That may be a crooked smile but there is evil behind those eyes. ",
"thatsthejoke.jpg",
"I had never seen this before. But thought of kimpossible when I read his comment. This was better than I expected. ",
"That's because they argue from a position of tautology. They will twists facts to suit their theory instead of the other way around.\n\nRemember - you can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves in to.",
"Holy fuck you escalated that quickly",
"The 4th girl probably could.\n",
"Does anyone have a video of this happening ?!?!?!?!?!?",
"\nI think their reactions are adorable. Anybody who thinks they will be executed for not showing disgust is seriously tone deaf.",
"They know it's not him because they all slept with the real kim. ",
"The beach!",
"You should look into skepticism if you haven't already, there are a lot of people who dedicate their lives to disproving these ideas /r/skeptic.\n\nTheir point of view seems to be very similar to other conspiracy theorists, they've \"found\" some secret knowledge that makes their life more exciting and allows them to believe that they're smarter than all the sheep, which then makes their relative lack of success in life much more palatable. Although the lack of success part isn't a requirement but I do see a lot of it.\n\n I think part of it is \"Well, if the earth is flat and there is a whole undiscovered land out there that is in contradiction to science maybe there is magic and therefore anything is possible\" though that's just a theory I have...",
"I think this sort of prank is pretty unfair on the girls, regardless of the outcome its putting them in a position of having to do an action to prevent what could be a very serious reaction, all so this guy can get some internet points. ",
"Bottom left would",
"She's probably an elite from Pyongyang. Somehow I doubt they picked uneducated rural girls to be cheerleaders, and those are the ones who starve.\n\nEdit: possible that at least some of them work for NK intelligence/military",
"How is this anything like an Obama blackface impersonation? the dudes clearly asian.\n\nBesides, there *was* a Trump impersonator there. You can bet he paraded in front of the Americans attending, and they probably just laughed and moved on. ",
"The girl on the far left is me when I pull in to work.",
"How the hell can someone invest so much research into trying to prove something so absurd is right and not eventually learn from their research that they are wrong....",
"It's not safe to assume that at all. The examples you gave lack context. Attacking an airport is an act of war. That was most likely planned and not just done on a whim because someone had the wrong look on their face. I also bet he didn't kill his uncle because of a picture he saw on the Internet. Why did he?",
"Un-real",
"We just say uhuh.",
"It's spelled 'typo'",
"So some guy just dressed up as him and went walking around? Pretty fucking legendary.",
"Ah yes because having a fundamental understanding of science and knowing that the Earth is round is being \"brainwashed\" now?",
"My favorite thing about flat earthers is how little consensus there is among theories. ",
"I feel like you're mixing up your seasons of South Park",
"You’re saying, “oooh yeah, that’s it.”",
"Orrrrrr...they'll think its a picture of her showing disgust toward glorious leader.",
"Hey, it isn't a disc man... It's a hexagonal tile.",
"Why not just go to church?",
"Well since it makes no sense, I imagine there isn't anything to understand.",
"This motherfucker just denied the effects of the moon on the tides. :')",
"They are not even allowed to use the washroom unattended \n\n\nEdit: this isn't something farfetched for north Korea to do. I recommend listening to Michael Malice who goes in depth of what it's like to be living in north korea. How the brainwashing works, and the different ways of systematic control over the people. Its a very very sad situation and a lot of people don't know how bad it actually is.",
"\"he told me he was working late tonight!\"",
"Seriously, I drooled a little bit",
"For little, fat NK dictators. ",
"cmon, there must be a video of this. Shit is hilarious!",
"Supposedly even [unborn generations](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/asia/north-korea/galleries/what-you-didn-t-know-about-north-korea/there-s-a-three-generations-of-punishment-rule/)",
"You're gonna be banmed from r/pyongyang",
"Maybe it got a lot less views because the viewers didn't watch it [long enough.](https://growtraffic.com/blog/2017/08/youtube-video-counts-view) \n\nFrom what I've seen, it has to be watched for 30 seconds before it counts as a view. ",
"The one the right extreme is like \"Welp! he is here as well!!\"",
"\"You make scrambled eggs in the microwave?\" ",
"How many flat Earthers have we \"tossed into space with a suit?\" Or are you just stating fantasy?",
"[via one-line ascii art]",
"Are you comparing your prison system to North Korea's?",
"Is anyone else surprised how media have been praising kim's sister?",
"If you interpreted it as that then you are horrible at reading faces",
"Easy come, easy go, little high, little low.\n",
"ICE WALL FIRMAMENT DEEPSTATE",
"Yeah he really shouldn't do that in front of them.\n\nHe might only bring problems to them, there's no message to be sent there. Just do your thing elsewhere.\n\nThis is where this stops being an actual protest, looks more like personal attention seek.",
"My believes r no jokking mater!",
"It won't.",
"They all are showing contempt (flared nostrils). Some showing more than others though. Probably trying to stay polite",
"Only at Macy's",
"That is probably one of the least cool sentences ever.",
"No matter what the DPRK does, Gaddafi will always remain [the guy who best trolled America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4CVTIe9kE).",
"Meta",
"https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r.jpg",
"This makes my brain feel muddy. Make it stop.\n\nWhy is there only one edge?",
"He gonna get nuked",
"Fuck all the liberals glorifying this oppressive regime. It's ignorant, disrespectful, and disgusting.\n\nEdit: done replying. Gotta love people making up shit I didn't say just to feel like they won a pointless argument. ",
"The second I clicked on it. \n\n\"It's the Jews\"\n\nOver and over...",
"You should get her some plastic surgery or something..",
"\"Near Leader\"",
"I clicked on the link and they immediately started talking about how the jews are at fault.",
"Only the wormless were allowed to board the train.",
"Okay, is it just me or is the one on the right (expressing her disapproval and the obvious focus of this post) kinda cute?\n",
"He flags oh so hard.",
"I wear a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity.",
"Honestly, I’m sure the Korean Olympic athletes live very nice lives compared to the average North Korean. They probably have a lot of nationalistic pride and little desire to escape",
"it's cool that you engage and try to understand the other party. That's pretty rare these days.",
"Difference is I can recognize the brainwashing effects on me and how they work. I'm pretty susceptible to commercials making me crave something... I admit that and I don't try to justify it as anything else.\n\nFlat Earthers are busy trying to say that the planet must be flat because when they pour water over a sphere it rolls off. ",
"YES! This is the gif I was hoping to see",
"These aren’t athletes ...",
"Not that i support NK politics, but to be fair there are people starving in a lot of countries that have high defense budgets. Russia, America, for example. ",
"Do people actually think this about NK? Like they'll execute you and your whole family for an improper facial expression.",
"There's more to it than that in this picture. There's fear of your family getting killed, etc..",
"you don't know north korea then",
"You mean a country that tried to invade best Korea several times, failed, and tries to spread lies and brainwash their own people to fear a peaceful nation? Unfathomable.",
"\"Supreme leader lookin suave af\"",
"I showed up just in time to hear them talking about Jews. What's wrong with people?",
"I don't know, I feel more like I'm mixing up Homestuck ",
"I saw a bunch of people on twitter being mad that a snowboarder that won gold dragged the US flag on the ground. ",
"*traffic reroutes in odd directions*",
"I don’t know if he said anything but names and random dates never really coming to a point...",
"They were specifically chosen as they do have families back home to be concerned about. ",
"This is like the bizzaro world version of Kimpossible.",
"\"hey i was thinking for valentines day - maybe we should set up a plastic surgery apt for your face\" *look of anger disgust intensifies* ",
"Sounds nice",
"You tell me that you want some more. Well, uh, I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy. ",
"See, in North Korea, if you become an enemy of the state, they imprison 3 generations of your family, both ways. It's supposed to be an extreme punishment to discourage going against the state.\n\nSo imagine if your aunt was one of these cheerleaders, and she defected. Her parents, grandparents, and great grandparents would be imprisoned in a labor camp until death. Then so would 3 generations going down, including you. So any of her siblings, their children and grandchildren, as well as her spouse, children, or grandchildren. \n\nWould you think about escaping if it meant putting your entire family into essentially holocaust conditions?",
"It’s not even about flat earth, it’s about out-clevering your friends and family, about being high on the idea that you’ve discovered some fundamental truth that nobody around you understands. Flat earth is like sovereign citizen or hardcore leftism/right-wing etc. Your mediocre ass has discovered this mind blowing knowledge that everyone around you is too brainwashed/stupid to understand. Suddenly all your underachievement and failure in life has a meaning, you’re different because you were endowed with a mindset to not fit in with the robots/slaves/brainwashed masses and unlock this secret that’s beyond normal society. ",
"The man needs sauce",
"Of course they're all disgusted by this. It's blasphemy! You can dress someone up to look like Kim Jong Un but you can't replicate the divine aura he emits. ",
"The sheer amount of people involved in this conspiracy is staggering. How do one get in on the know!? Did i miss a memo or something",
"/r/retiredgif ",
"You’re tryin’ to say: “aww yeah, that’s it.”",
"Some people just want comfort. My SO is very active in her small island christian church and does so because she loves her community and she likes thinking there's something bigger than us. She's also the rare type of person that doesn't put her years of volunteering on her resume because she thinks it looks bad. I guess I just wanted to talk about how awesome she is. \n\nYou're right that understanding, or accepting your lack of understanding, is the key to progress. However people don't care what is. They only care what is to them. ",
"Thanks!",
"\"they see me trollin', they hatin..\"",
"probably doing that so they don't get killed\n",
"Truly a great disrespect to one of the most well respected individuals in the world. ",
"They 100% are being watched 24/7, by both NK and SK escorts. [Here is a good article about them](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/12/sports/olympics/north-korean-cheerleaders.html). They are bussed into events, bussed out, they are staying in one hotel and eating at that hotel. They are escorted to the dining hall and back to their rooms. While out, they are supervised when they make group trips to the bathroom.",
"They are going to be executed for even choosing to look at this. ",
"Aside from the threats to their families, they probably wouldn't pick any high flight risks when sending people to the Olympics. ",
"She would be put in a labor camp if she made the same face in her country. ",
"lmao these nibbas wanna be nuked so bad",
"Its the cult of disbelief. you see the same looks on faces of people lookin at trump impersonators.\n\nor trump.\n\nsame thing.\n\nhe is impersonating a human and we all know he is a lizard man.\n",
"No, you making assumptions about what happens in NK all while living in what is empirically by far the most brainwashed country in the world is what is indeed funny. ",
"Whoever posted this picture just got those 3 girls killed.",
"I'm sure the guy thinks he's funny. But he's putting their lives in danger.",
"How do you know this?",
"So I should stop looking at women like that when I find them attractive?",
"Yo you see Kimmy J’s hair though, that man’s barber on point with his undercut ",
"Would you like to flag more?",
"Why would they want to escape though? The people that get sent down into South Korea aren't the poor starving peasants. They're the elites (or children of the elites) who run the show, and live in absurd luxury off of the backs of the peasants.",
"And where did you get this information?\n\nEdit: a quick google shows me that the athletes are supposedly kept under watch at all times",
"You are now a moderator of r/Pyongyang.",
"They can if you hold their family at gunpoint while they're away.",
"Based on her expression, I don't think she's there as a hostage. She's 100% going back willingly.",
"The difference here is the Flat Earthers and other conspiracy theorists have the option of learning otherwise, the information is there, they just refuse to acknowledge it because it disagrees with them and they can't possibly be wrong.\n\nNorth Koreans don't have that. The only internet in the country is Intranet and has no access to the outside (except for higher up politicians and the like). It is completely crafted by NK and pushes their propaganda. No one has cell phones and if they do, they aren't able to call out (again, except for higher ups). The TV and radio pushes propaganda constantly.\n\nIn fact, it's only recently that the iron information curtain has started to be lifted. South Koreans started by flying on balloons, tapes of South Korean dramas over to the North. This gave them enough of a perspective of what it looks like on the other side to question what they have always been told. These tapes are sold on the black market and it is incredibly illegal to have them (like work camp for life), yet they are sold, traded and shared in an effort to learn more outside of their country. Now, they are even flying cell phones with internet capability over to NK.\n\nThe NK model of shutting down any outside influence is slowly evaporating, as technology increases and as a result, the world becomes much more globalized, complete isolation is near impossible.",
"What's with the left and glorifying Communism recently? It's as despicable as the right wingers pretending to be Nazis...\n\nedit: lol buttmad liberals who think their party is perfect. newsflash, both sides are full of pieces of shit. ",
"I just find it interesting that none of us know Exactly what her mix of emotions must be, despite the look on her face.",
"I think it’s actually a progression from left to right, following the final three months of the relationship. ",
"Nah, our system is a hex, the planets in it are round. Once a fleet warps in, they naturally go into orbit.",
"Supposedly many of the people in North Korea know exactly what is going on, but they are literally hostages and they must fake ignorance and loyalty to the regime just to stay alive. You'd fake cry at dear leader's funeral too if there was a gun to your head.",
"\"the leader is good the leader is great! we surrender our will as of this date!\"\n\n",
"These are not the gifs you're looking for...",
"Oh no, don’t banm me dear leader!",
"Extra electricity for her family. ",
"TIL I am a Supreme Leader.",
"[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xh6np/comment/du8co7q)",
"Is that a problem?",
"In NK there's a policy of three generations of torture, ie: for any wrongdoing 3 generations of your family are imprisoned in internment camps",
"I think the girl on the left will just about escape a lengthy trial for not being disgusted enough. Middle girl though, she ded.",
"Bottom left getting the humor is my fav",
"http://nationalpost.com/sports/olympics/to-avoid-defection-north-korea-olympic-athletes-kept-under-24-hour-guard-including-pee-breaks\n\n\nEven their conversations are being monitored to make sure no one is talking about defecting.",
"That was Kimpressive.",
"The only \"problems\" would be those caused by a oppressive dictatorship. ",
"You are not de Kween",
"Everyone is brainwashed.",
"Last week - I saw a film;\nAs I recall, it was a horror film.",
"Denial is a helluva drug",
"How do you know that?",
"http://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-soccer-team-punished-world-cup-failure-74239\n\nNumerous news sources have stories about this. Some say the whole team was sent to workcamps, some say they were publicly humiliated, some say only the coach/manager was 'sentenced' to construction work.\n\nBut South Korean intelligence says they probably came off lightly, which is much more logical than those newsstories, because those ARE the best footballers in NK, and losing them would mean not going to the world cup again.",
"Um... it's a hypothetical thought",
"Never mind them. They've eaten up all the NK propaganda. ",
"Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me.",
"from dirt, to dirt with grass!",
"From one flat-earth article, the Antartic isn't so much a content as it part of an ice wall at the perimeter of the Earth, which holds the water in. There is miles of flat and frozen land to setup tents and camp sites, but if you keep traversing it, your do come to the edge. Naturally, the world governments that keep up this conspiracy restrict access to the ice wall. Anyone that has been to Antartica has only been allowed in a couple miles, and is probably part of the conspiracy in some way.\n\nGranted, I don't recall if the Artic regions North of Canada and Russia are part of this same wall, or how recent melting has opened up more routes between the two countries. I'm sure there's an explanation for that as well. ",
"Not even on the same level. ",
"Sure, but it would end in their family basically becoming slaves, or they'd be executed.",
"And your point is....",
"North Korea has a policy where the entire family is put in a concentration camp for \"three generations\" so they claim (never heard of anyone making it out of one of those things), for the crimes of one person.",
"Is the starvation as widespread as it supposedly is.",
"#appalled ",
"Im pretty sure its obvious she knows its not him",
"Religion? ",
"It's complete bullshit. The full, unsourced claim from way back was that they verbally berated the team for like six hours in a \"how could you fail great leader\" kind of way and that the coach was sent to a labor camp.\n\nThey opened an investigation into the claims but nothing else ever came of it.",
"Towards someone who isn't realy the glorious leader?\n\nAre you insane?! They should be able to recognize the true leader even if he is surrounded by \"perfect\" clones!",
"So basically, these people have an answer to refute everything, but they have no evidence for their own claims. \n\nI'll reference the old Se7en line here. When people are this crazy, do they know they're crazy?",
"\"My wife and I are having a baby, and it got me thinking, how early do we indoctrinate our children into thinking the earth is round?\"\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHA\n\nIs this serious?",
"I ate at a NK restaurant in Qingdao a few years ago. One of the Chinese guys I was with said I was American and the waitress called me a pig. Worth it. ",
"I really don't think that everyone hates it there and that everyone wants to escape. Just like there's a pro kim jong un propaganda in the north, there's anti kim jong un propaganda in the rest of the world so i'm really sceptical about everything i hear. It really can't be that bad for everyone inside the country. Yeah, probably the poor starve and the people outside of the cities as well, but these girls look like they're doing well for themselves.",
"That slight grin on that girl in the lower left just got her killed",
"Who does #2 work for!?",
"Hey guys, I think I found one.",
"3 of them will be murdered for not showing disgust at the filthy impersonator. 1 of them will be murdered for showing disgust toward their glorious leader.",
"*awaits the Photoshop edits with the right-side girl reacting to someone/something different*",
"Not that I support stupidly high defense budgets, but a lot of innocent people would die without those budgets.",
"Who on the left is glorifying communism? The president is awfully soft on Putin, but that's about it.",
"Somewhere around 3 million North Koreans starved to death in the 90s.. so, yeah.. little different from America. ",
"What if that's the *real* Kim?",
"Quite painful actually.",
"It's too early to fap....nvm",
"it's official, the jews own space according to the video.",
"He compared the incomparable?",
"It's retarded",
"Yes, that's liberal logic for you ",
"Do people from North Korea actually have patriotism? ",
"\\#notmysupremeleader",
"Please enlighten.",
"They sentenced a football team to slave labor for losing a match. Doesnt seem like a far stretch from there.",
"Oh brother. Grow up. ",
"Roll 1 D20 to advance your civilization please.",
"Well, she’s gonna get murdered now ",
"The whole thing relies on belief in god. If you’re religious than it’s easy to get snagged. ",
"How about dressing up as Princess Diana on a gurney on August 31?",
"The one on the left looks like she wants to stab the guy. ",
"Joke‘s on you, I’m Stevie Wonder.",
"That’s crazy when you actually think about it. North Korea is such a tightly run ship that jokes such as these is basically viewed as a crime against humanity.",
"I mean most prisons don't include torture and at least have some sort of humane conditions to them",
"Seriously I don't find that funny, he is safe doing that, but if one of the cheerleaders smile or do something considered bad from North Corea, they can be jailed or even sentenced to death.",
"There are people starving in every nation. North Korea intentionally starves its people. Don't equivocate one dictatorship, one semi-dictatorship, and a democratic republic because they all have the common thread of \"oh, people starve.\"",
"And the 3 generations that they leave behind.",
"What? Which liberals? Do I smell a straw man?",
"They probably pick people who have strong family ties as well. Loners have less to loose if they jump ship.",
"CLEAR PROP!",
"Looks like the one in the middle is a bit turned-on",
"Not if she knows what she’s doing.",
"Somehow obesity is a problem amongst the poor.",
"Yes. She will starve slightly ~~less~~ longer.\nFTFY",
"I’m guessing you mean South America because there is no one starving in USA. Don’t believe me - text them and ask.",
"Is there a replacement Kim Jong Un on board?",
"Indoctrinated worship. Ie, worship me OR I execute your family with anti aircraft guns. ",
"Dunno, theres a time and place for politics and this wouldnt be one of them. ",
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. ",
"Video?",
"It's just college children not being able to accept the fact that people have to *work* for the lifestyle they want and cry that it's not handed out to them.\n\nThe pure greed is perfectly exemplified by the backlash Trump is getting for straight up giving people food instead of money. ",
"*South Korea accepts North Korea’s surrender*",
"Yeah? You think starvation in NK is comparable to that in America? You realize America is an industrialized country with lots of social oropgrams and Korea is a dictatorship that kills people on a whim and the average person is starving. Not like oh the poorest of the poor is starving and he refuses to get help, I mean like hey the government didn’t distribute enough bread this month, so we only get to eat once a day unless we have connection with the government. Big difference",
"Like others say, they are carefully picked out to minimize the risk that they defect. They have family back in NK, and are from the priviledged few so they don't have it too bad in NK. That makes them alot less likely to defect and embarrass the leadership. ",
"Bottom left looking at him longingly",
"And that's why I'm convince it's satire.",
"Not everyone wants to escape. Plenty of north Koreans live decent lives.",
"She is getting the lifle squad when she gets home...",
"(Waves flag in korean)",
"Walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw that you rang.",
"It's making me so angry, I can't stop smiling",
"Don’t get them killed stupid ",
"I seriously doubt there are starving Americans. Ramen noodles are like .50 cents.",
"WHOAH BLACK BETTY",
"Then she wouldn’t be making that face...",
"Correct",
"should the rest of the world even allow NK to send representatives in the first place? it seems unethical to put these people in an environment that shatters their worldview then forces them to choose between living out a life in miserable poverty rooted in lies and false worship or committing their loved ones to generations of torture. certainly avoiding the inevitable harm of just one side of that equation has more value than the perceived camaraderie gained by viewers of the world seeing NK fans on TV like zoo animals",
"Please tell me this a hypothetical response that some idiot would give, and that you are not said idiot? This actually hurts my brain. ",
"Plus most of them probably have family they don’t want to be killed ",
"I'm assuming he didn't manage to ship any weapons to the US?\n\nNot that he'd need to, mind you =/",
"Wow, doubling down on it. I bet you see no difference between a time out and Auschwitz, eh?",
"*The A-Team rolls out.*",
"Dude, if you fuck 'all the liberals' glorifying this oppressive regime, you will have no sex life. Literally nobody is doing what you just assailed. Well, one basketball player. He might be liberal; I don't know. If that's your fetish, hurrah!",
"It's a myth that people starve in America. Some people miss meals, but no one dies of starvation in America.",
"I CAN'T believe it's not butter!!",
"Also, the U.S. has social systems in place that would allow anyone who needs it to get food. The problem lies with the parents and addicts that aren't able/willing to go sign up for the food stamp or welfare programs. Also, children who are in school will get free lunches.\n\nThere are also drug addicts who will take people shopping and buy their food, then get half of what they spend in cash. It's disgusting, especially if they have children who need that food.\n\nIn North Korea, I don't think you can get food. Let alone stamps that represent it.",
"That's still not a 100% guarantee one of them wouldn't attempt to defect. Best way to do that is to send the people who are actually happy they live in NK.",
"Surly you mean [orange face](https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/uploads/image/2018/2/10/2644b2b0-4c17-40cd-9957-f4afe9bdb76d-screen-shot-2018-02-09-at-115239-pm.png?w=740&h=444&fit=crop&crop=faces&auto=format&q=70)?\n\n",
"Wait we actually invited North Korea to the Olympics? It’s surprising they have healthy athletes nourished enough to compete. ",
"This isn't a political statement... This is mockery, learn the difference. ",
"Interesting to think Kim Jong has fucked every single one of the chearleaders. He goes to all the schools and hand picks the girls he wants to bang and after he's done with them they become chearleaders and traffic cops",
"It would make sense at least. \n\nThey are less likely to run away - which would look bad for NK. \n\nAt the same time this is also an opportunity for NK to \nreward some loyal followers with a rare travel opportunity.",
"There's 1st World starvation and then there's NK starvation where you eat tree bark and grass and try to dodge the roaming bands of [cannibals](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2013/02/05/the-cannibals-of-north-korea/?utm_term=.146058685907)",
"Instead of one half portion, Unkar Plutt offers her a full portion. ",
"Not many people in the U.S. are starving, actually. NK has suffered actual famines. People regularly die for lack of food. ",
"indeed, but it's not state-sponsored.",
"Love it. \n\nFuck them. \n\nSeriously... ",
"That's what they do. If you leave the country and don't return half of you family eats a bullet and the other half goes to camp. ",
"There isnt starving in the US, and i dont think russia, either. Use your words correctly, please.",
"Aw",
"People are not starving in America dude ",
"I think you under estimate the amount of starvation in NK. I am not denying there are people that go hungry in the US. But to compare the US to NK is just....wrong. Our public schools offer free meals and there is currently a debate on how we should provide food for the poor (blue apron type program opposed to food stamps). In NK...there is literally no food. There isn't a debate on food programs, they don't have food programs. They don't have food. I agree the U.S. spends wayyyy too much on defense, but our citizens don't literally starve to death like they do in NK.",
"I think that's just...a line?",
"I could have been a fragrance millionaire Jerry!",
"{on a dial-up connection}",
"If anyone of them would have laughed, they would be done for!",
"> Why is there only one edge?\n\nBecause they claim it's a circular disc. According to different flat Earthers, the Earth looks like some variant of this:\n\nhttps://theflatearthsociety.org/home/application/files/thumbnails/small/4514/6118/3813/Flat_earth.jpg\n\nhttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/POzPJOc_FBg/maxresdefault.jpg\n\nhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Orlando-Ferguson-flat-earth-map_edit.jpg\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/12/5b/bd/125bbd5c90ba27961983b5854c98bad3--globe-earth-hollow-earth.jpg",
"They are surrounded 24/7. My buddy was staying at the same hotel and they had police escorts everywhere. They aren't allowed to interact with the locals. Their handlers pretty much told the tv cameras to fuck off. Big Brother is not watching, he's embedded into your clothing.",
"Would like to see video too-- anyone?",
"Certainly more important than a RANDOM LADY WHO'S HARDLY EVEN REMOTELY SMILING.",
"Oh come on stop with the false equivalence. [41% of the entire population of North Korea is undernourished](https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/17/opinion/weapons-north-korea-hunger.html?referer=https://www.google.com/). North Koreans are on average 3-8cm shorter than South Koreans because of malnutrition. You’re really going to compare that to America?",
"What the fuck does political alignment have to do with this. Fuck all the people like you that make blanket accusations based on arbitrary bullshit. ",
"\"Oh...my...GOD, Baek-Hee. Look at his butt!\"",
"I’ve seen this gif a million times and I can never place what the fuck it’s from!",
"#K I M P O S T E R",
"nice lol",
"Yes we should all be quiet and act like North Korea is normal. For the sake of the people that live there, you see. ",
"Just go to any College protest, you will see tons of people rocking Hammer and Sickles, and they are by no means right wing. ",
"That is the \"you want to put it where?\" face! ",
"Kek",
"Yes, but good luck finding it easily due to licensing restrictions.",
"These are all women from China. They did the same thing for the world cup. ",
"Upvotes for you all ",
"The ones you see outside of NK are part of the elite class. For them, life is pretty good...at least they believe it is. ",
"I saw it on the news here in Canada. They handpicked the pretty girls but most importantly the ones who were least likely to defect. Also in previous years if these girls showed pictures from their trip to other people they were sent to camps... It's a really scary country.",
"Are you being serious right now?",
"Business hours are over, bayyybayyyy",
"But the sister was so *fashionable*",
"One of the Look Who’s Talking sequels. ",
"You're probably more misinformed about North Korea than North Koreans are about the rest of the world https://anti-imperialism.org/2014/08/14/western-dprk-propaganda-the-worst-occasionally-hilarious-and-often-racist-lies/",
"Real Kim is calling Putin to ask for pro tips in trolling right now...",
"Perhaps he meant the lower left?",
"> tossed into space with a suit\n\nWhat would be the point? They say that every camera or glass that doesn't support their view is tampered. So even if you brought them in space if there is a glass visor between their eyes and outer space they will still believe the visor is the one distorting their view.",
"I don't see how these North Koreans can come to such a technologically advanced place like South Korea, go back home, and not think their country is a complete dump",
"Rip the one on the bottom left corner then, with that smirk :/",
"She might get 1 food... Maybe. That shit is scarce.\n\nMaybe her reward will be to not die.",
"Tide ad",
"why am I always amazed to find out a sub reddit exists and has way more content, upvotes, and hyper-aggressive moderators than I would have thought.\n\nIt even has gilded comments........\n\nIt's almost as non-creapy, totally normal, and propaganda-free as the militaristic, clone-like, automaton, (slaves with family members that have guns to there heads back home if they sneeze) as the cheerleaders",
"There are people starving in literally every corner of the world. This comparison is flat out stupid ",
"Also they’re probably the elite in NK so why would they?",
"Ehh... not necessarily. Since movies like the interview came out, and with the advances in modern communications and media storage (namely the fact that it’s small and hidable) many western films, games and media in general was able to be smuggled more easily into North Korea. Because of this, a lot of North Koreans know that they’re really the butt of a lot of jokes, especially the younger population, that’s had less time to be “brainwashed” or convinced otherwise, and that are open to more outside influences earlier than their parents and older generations. \n\nNow don’t get me wrong, I think it’s as hilarious as the next guy to poke fun at NK, Kim Jong Un, and the population sometimes simply because it is. I just wanted to point this out to those who think all North Koreans are brainwashed worshipers of Un.",
"This season, look for Calvin Klein gift packs.",
"They think everyone else is crazy and they're the only sane ones. So batshit crazy.",
"think he gives a fuck about their safety?",
"\nAnd you do? Educate me.",
"Yeah please do, I was just trying to think of something gross.",
"How is that liberal logic?",
"This is why I hate religion... It's all based on faith. People will follow what they are told to follow like sheep. It really sucks there are so many good teachings and lessons to learn from religions I just wish they didnt involve blind obedience to a higher power that was invented by man....",
"Right, so lets say you're a runner whose just sitting there mindind your own business and someone makes a joke of your crappy leadership... dunno id be annoyed cause theres a time and place for politics and all of a sudden its infecting your life(sports)",
"More like all three sent to labor camps for not attempting to kill the impostor of the great leader",
"Sadly these women will likely be punished for having witnessed this. They’ll probably try and convict them of having seen and been potentially “influenced” by western propaganda. ",
"Would you like to know more?",
"No, but Libya continued to offer support to the Nation of Islam.\n\nFrom a 1996 _New York Times_ [article](http://www.nytimes.com/1996/08/28/us/officials-to-block-qaddafi-gift-to-farrakhan.html):\n\n>Clinton Administration officials said today that they would almost certainly reject an application from the Nation of Islam and its leader, Louis Farrakhan, to be allowed to accept a donation of more than $1 billion from Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi of Libya.\n\n>Mr. Farrakhan defended the gift today and said he would mount a vigorous fight if the Government barred it.\n\n>A number of people affiliated with the Nation of Islam said they believed they would have a strong case that a rejection would be an unconstitutional infringement on religious freedom.\n\nAnd a [CNN article](http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/9608/30/libya.pm/index.html) also from 1996:\n\n>Earlier this year, Farrakhan and Gadhafi discussed how to increase the influence of America's \"oppressed minorities during this year's elections.\"\n\n>Gadhafi saw his cooperation with Farrakhan as \"a loophole to enter the fortress and confront it from within\" -- views that earned the Libyan leader few points in Washington.\n\n>\"That kind of talk is not something we view positively at all,\" State Department spokesman Glyn Davies said.\n\nAfter 2001 Libya made nice with the West and put an end to its efforts to acquire nuclear weapons in exchange for an end to economic sanctions on the country. That's when Libya stopped trolling America.",
"“They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.”",
"did you know you can compare two things without saying that they're exactly the same?\n",
"\"See, this is what I'm talking about. It's getting worse.\" ",
"I know it's kind of a joke but in all seriousness, it's crazy how much all the girls in this group looked the same. ",
"While the other countries sent working class dissidents as cheerleaders?",
"Wouldn't you if you were kim?",
"The US penal system certainly has its problems, but even the worst of prisons here is a five star resort compared to [NK detention camps.](http://www.businessinsider.com/un-north-korea-prison-camp-2017-3)",
"> every one \n\nEmphasis on *one*.",
"That’s only happening in the alternate universe of Breitbart. ",
"KIm Jung Un ordered his uncle be executed, because he thought he was \"an anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional element\". Basically he accused him of planning a coup.\n\nAlso, he didn't really use a \"chem weapon\". Two women assaulted his brother Kim Jong Nam with something that was likely the extremely toxic VX gas.",
"What? Do you have a source for this? All I could find was that maybe a coach was punished one time.",
"\"I bet you even have an anus!\" ",
"by Dennis Feinstein",
"They think the north arctic is in the centre, and the rest of the world surrounds it like a disk, with antarctica forming the outermost ring. This is how ships and planes are able to \"circle the globe\"\n\n[Picture](https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMDAwLzAzMi82NzQvb3JpZ2luYWwvRmxhdF9lYXJ0aC5qcGc=)",
"So they could say it was controlled sexual attraction. Initially in ecstasy but had to hold back once they realized it wasn't their dear leader. So they had to fight what their bodies wanted with what their mind knew. ",
"Burma-shave",
"Hahaha yessssss look at how the #1 enemy of the world currently reacts lol haha so adorably smug. Wow north Korea is SO cute lol. I love north Korea now suddenly. Thanks, Winter Olympics! \n\n-reddit, lately.",
"Boxxy speaks to North Korean cheerleaders",
"Girl in lower left is admiring.",
"Nothing comes between me and my kim jung un",
"They all look constipated.",
"If he sees this she will be executed, Good Job Reddit!",
"#AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS",
"That one could actually makes sense though",
"Username doesnt check out",
"Pour Homme",
"There whole reaction is like “ My whole life is a lie” ",
"Its only retired when there's no use for it anymore",
"It’s weird the amount of love the commentators are giving to NK. They sent bizarre cult girls and I guess that makes everything ok",
"John Frum has returned!",
"They see me trollin'. They hatin'.",
"I'm guessing they're not seeing much besides the stadium and their cell/quarters.",
"Bottom left looks like r/girlsmirin",
"Lol I enjoyed Kim Jong Un's sauntering",
"But you can get on Antartica and walk to the edge then. Also every pilot is in on it? Even general aviation pilots? Am I in on it?",
"Paper bags are cheaper.",
"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ",
"It's actually an amusing read if you're ever that bored with that much nothing to do one night. It's like a movie you'd expect to be really epic but the ending just falls flat.",
"Also people on the brink of starvation can't compete very well in the olympics. ",
"I don't know, having absolute certainty that your family for the next three generations will be severly punished for your defection seems like a deterrence which should work for most people. That being said, they won't have send a bunch of random girls as cheerleaders.",
"I am also interested in video footage. ",
"There *was* a Trump impersonator present.\n\nhttps://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2018/02/09/19/trump-kim-impersonators.jpg\n\n",
"Yeah I know that now alright lol but it still applies. There could be retired ones in that crowd, at least people who take the sport seriously at least",
"99% of the flat earther thing is a troll ",
"The one on the bottom left looks like she is trying not to laugh :p ",
"It's like on V for Vendetta when the TV host makes fun of the High Chancellor and gets black bagged for it, but it's actually happening. ",
"We just say manager.",
"I get its a meme but there is starving people all over the world. Even in so called developed nations.",
"> to try to understand their point of view. \n\nNot hard to figure out. It's just psycho Bible thumping nuts who do as many mental gymnastic summersaults as possible to validate their holy books' words as fact. ",
"In an Asian country my assumption is that it's a lot closer to %100 than you might think. ",
"In her defense that's the same face when watch Kate McKinnon do impersonations",
"I don't think it's that funny actually.\n\nFor us it's a joke, for them it can have life altering consequences.",
"It's pretty simple. They think they've been lied to, because someone told them that they were being lied to. Somehow it doesn't occur to them that they may be being lied to by the person who is telling them that they've been lied to.",
"Bruce Willis was dead at the end of *Sixth Sense*, and I ",
"Are you questioning North Korea's supreme leader loyalty policies?? \n\n\nExecuted!!(if you ever go to N Korea)",
"All emotions are a universal in any society. Especially in N. Korea",
"\"when\" ",
"Not something you see every day. It's almost as rare as a The 10th Kingdom or an Adventures of Pluto Nash reference.",
"Wow. Talk about fanning the flames.",
"Great contribution lad keep it up.",
"Yes indeed if they were killed over this it would certainly be the fault of the impersonator and not their brutal dictator. ",
"> Not that i support NK politics but here is a little whataboutism for y'all",
"OP said moan and faint, not vomit and run away. ",
"Well her whole family will be killed now, Thanks fake Kim ",
"공격적인 파도 깃발",
"If you pour water on a table it will roll off too... \n\nAnyways, yeah, we are all influenced by media/gov/church... pretty hard to stay neutral / independently minded in this chaotic circus. ",
"I understand what he is trying to do. I understand the satire. He should absolutely continue, but he should at all costs avoid ANY North Korean. He could very well get them killed. They live in a country where if when Kim jong-il died, you weren’t weeping and hysterically sobbing enough, you were thrown into prison. Sure, people are joking about how the girl on the far right will get praised. How about the two on the left? They could absolutely be punished or worse because they don’t appear disgusted enough. ",
"Indigestion",
"annyeong",
"More like inglorious supreme impostor amirite?",
"You smell lugenpresse. Someone is trying to spread misinformation so people think that the liberals are terrible people. ",
"I don't that guy is fat enough, that's probably why they are disgusted",
"https://twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841",
"👍",
"Disgust is because she thinks it's really him.",
"Convict implies that they would have a trial. Doubt they would be so lucky.",
"I was thinking WALL-E",
"It's pretty easy when you're used to living in the only nice place in the country. More than likely they think South Korea just isn't showing them the famine areas.",
"Hey my name is Jerry ",
"Hahahaha this is Gold",
"Someone is asking to be sprayed with deadly nerve agent in the face...",
"Outoftheloop, what video was this?",
"wrong thread buddy, this post is about Un",
"They have camps year-long? Man, sounds like a paradise. I loved summer camps growing up...\n\n/s",
"Nope, executed. ",
"If they sent me bizarre cult girls I'd be OK ;) ",
"Lol, but at least that makes logical sense - they want to do shit in their own country, and the foreign nationalists can do the same in theirs, maybe share some ideas.\n\nFlat earthers, I don't believe even 10% of them are serious, barring mental conditions...",
"I don't know who you are talking about. But if you mean President Trump, then the impersonator should be wearing a regal cape with a scepter and a crown with a glowing halo in true God Emperor fashion while parading in front of the DNC or \"women's march\".... while holding up his middle finger.",
"[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7xfn4g/what_are_some_foods_you_thought_you_hated_but/du7zp53/)",
"JOIN THE MOBILE INFANTRY TODAY!",
"[I'll cool down your soup! ](https://youtu.be/6hkSF9PxdWs)",
"Some video of the incident [here](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841).",
"Unless you wanna take a seat.",
"That would require food",
"Blackmail is NK's specialty dish. ",
"People don't genuinely like that guy, do they?",
"Yeah. Plus, in the case of children, the kids who aren't eating can be taken away from the parents. So, even though it sucks to be taken from your parents, you'll at least be able to eat 3 times a day.\n\nI know that there is a problem where the homeless can be unable to get social services. For instance, say they want to sign up on food stamps. The first application will say, \"Please enter your address\" Well, without that address, they won't have a place for the mail to go. Without a place for the mail to go, they won't be able to get their card in the mail. It goes on like that for everything just about. I don't know if having a permanent address is a prerequisite intentionally or not but it is in practice.",
"And place a token from the strategy pool",
"Not to these backwards fucks lol. ",
"You're dead to me handlebartender.",
"Dillards FTW",
"There there, let be give you some tears",
"She didn't know he was an impersonator... ",
"This picture could end badly for her.",
"You can but the comparison should at least be within the realm of reason if you're being serious.",
"They way I saw it happen once was that they send two people, always in pairs, abroad. One spying the other. Both their families obviously still back home in NK. If one does something wrong the colleague might report and the family will suffer. If both just decide to boycott and never come back then both families suffer.\nI don't feel too amused by that.",
"Whoa whoa I don't know about Russia but if you starve in America it's because you are either too young and have horrible parents or not mentally capable of knowing all of the endless resources out there. We have wick, food stamps, endless food banks. I know there may be some people in rural areas that could be in a situation but the fact remains that if you want to eat the food is available to you and your family. I have no idea the situation in Russia. \n\n\nYou can not compare that to a famine. People think NK is in a constant state of starvation but that is not the case. They go through extreme periods of having food and not having food. ",
"kimbokastekniv",
"Reminds me a little of the girl in the [Distracted Boyfriend](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/732/damngina.jpg) meme.",
"Huh well thats different, fuck em all lol ",
"Still counts, executed.",
"Someone people still abandoned ship even knowing what will happen to loved ones. It's that fucked. Truthfully I think it's most definitely people of the elite/upper class. They look to healthy and it's too big of a risk in my opinion to send starved, deprived and depressed lower class members to this type of event. My stance.",
"And now they've all been secretly killed.",
"Oh come on, be realistic.\n\nThey don't get a chance to defend themselves.",
"[i was looking up tweets in my location and found this](https://i.imgur.com/5NVgrnR.jpg)",
"It would be funny if they are defected",
"In both directions? Do they dig up graves or something? ",
"harder daddy!",
"YOU SEE?!",
"Haha their participation in these games as some hollow political tool is such a joke. It's honestly outstanding that we live in a world where a nation of brainwashed slaves is still capable of existing. ",
"I want to believe you made this all up and it's not actual thinking from people but I know it is and it makes me extremely sad and disappointed. ",
"We just sa-OH SHIT MISSLE STRIKE\n\n\nnvm das a fake",
"Whoever took this picture just signed everyones death sentence... I feel terrified for those poor girls families ",
"I wonder, has any of you guys actually met a flat-earther in person?\n\nI think they just might be trolls, or religious fanatics trying to fool pagans into believing the Earth is flat as some kind of punishment or something.\n\nWell, there might be a few isolated flat-earthers in Kansas, but I really think most of the ones we've read are trolls.",
"Well now everyone is talking about North Koreans starving. They’re not! They’re fed very well. \n\nWell, half of them. The other half is away at camp. ",
"yes in america only 20% of children live in poverty. what a paradise",
"Could be these particular people don't have it that bad in North Korea. There is an aristocratic class that has it pretty well. No regime in history has ever lasted without even a slight amount of popular support.",
"All one of them?",
"I feel sorry for them. They will be executed for not immediately attacking the impersonator. ",
"Some loop was programmed wrong",
"Have you seen any conspiracy videos or talked to any conspiracy theorists? Most of them are very much basing their world views on logic and reason, it's just that when you start from an incorrect axiom you can be led to ridiculous conclusions.",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"So these North Korean cheerleaders and athletes, are they like watched over by North Korean police? guards? or whatever?\n\nBecause if they're in South Korea, why don't they just... defect? \n\nDoesn't SK have a thing that allows NK citizens to get some sort of immunity in their country?",
"You're right, it's worse in the US. ",
"North Korea isn't a bad place for the upper class. They still have wealth power and luxurys. These people are no doibt from that upper class.",
"It pains me too.\n\n[Antartica surrounds the world.](https://theflatearthsociety.org/home/application/files/thumbnails/small/4514/6118/3813/Flat_earth.jpg) It's like some really wonky perspective shift on the map except they think it's flat. You can even see how they like, looked at the top of a globe and drew the perspective.",
"is it weird that I find her to be the hottest?",
"Seriously you idiots haven't seen that fake ass face from any Korean dramas? Please, that shit is scripted crap.",
"Authentic!",
"Don’t blame religion for this goofy belief. Galileo, Copernicus, Newton were all Christians. \n\nNewton wrote several volumes on eschatology. ",
"Ship, is there a replacement Kim on board?",
"So, I'm already taking every comment on this thread with a grain of salt, but - \n\nWomen on the team who DON'T escape will also be punished? Why?? For supposedly helping their teammate escape?",
"On a serious note, these civilians coming from NK to watch the Olympics, don't they all believe the world is in shambles and that NK if very rich and prosperous? Or do they know how it is and just have to play along? ",
"I totally agree. I’m an antitheist because theism promotes bland faith and punishes critical thought. Other than that, I think there could be a lot of good in religion, but the downside of the blind faith and us vs them mentality negates any positive influence they have.",
"Sounds about right. I’ve never heard a liberal express anything but anger and disgust about NK.",
"All their family and friends are still in NK",
"The NK spectators are all children of the elite. mostly educated in Europe and Australia. they see out of the shroud. the perils of NK life are still in their sight but not as shadowing. suffering is not a term they are accustom. ",
"They are speading false information to try to persuade people that the left is terrible and wants to destroy society. It doesn't matter what the topic is about their goal is to make their side appear to be the victims and heroes. I'd ignore them, people who knowingly spread misinformation to hurt others aren't human.",
"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ",
"lose*",
"The problem ia that these ladies have to go back to that world afterwards.\n \nTheir point of view is, someone joking around in the free world can have serious concequences in their oppressed world. \n \nThe Kimposter being there is not helping anything, and although he might get some laughs from people, he is really putting some peoples lives at risk. \n \nThe fact that korea is united under one flag this Olympics is steps towards some sort of cooperation between the two countries, and this is just creating unnessisary tension.",
"Yes, exactly. Which is why they would best be avoided. ",
"The Internet is more than capable of providing confirmation bias to ideas such as this, what's worse is when things like naziism are propagated.",
"Fantasies are mainly harmful when you don't realize it's just make believe. ",
"How do you know they are brainwashed? If they laughed at the impersonator, they might be executed when they get back. Seems like a pretty good reason to fake a reaction to save you and your family.",
"I heard last night the only athletes from NK that made it on merit were the figure skating pair",
"If you think people are starving in America, you're a fucking fool. People in N Korea were eating shoe leather and tree bark. We have a below the poverty line obesity problem here. \n\nGo educate yourself. \"Hunger Insecurity\" is a bogus metric. \n\n>Most of those USDA-labeled “food insecure” did not run out of food; instead, they reported “reduced quality, variety, or desirability of diet” with “little or no indication of reduced food intake.”\n\n>If someone states that they feared running out of food for a single day (but didn’t run out), that is an indicator of being “food insecure” for the entire year — regardless of whether they ever missed a single meal. If someone felt they needed organic kale, but could only afford conventional kale, that is another “food insecure” indicator. If an obese person felt they needed 5,000 calories a day but could only afford 4,800 calories, they could be labeled “food insecure.”\n\n>One of the survey’s preliminary screening question asks: “In the last 12 months, did you ever run short of money and try to make your food or your food money go further?” Why should we be concerned that shoppers want their food dollars to go further? This was formerly taught as a virtue in high school home-economics classes, and now it is a pretext for a federal alarm.\n\n>Even though USDA’s food-security statistics do not measure hunger, that is how the media portrays the report. After the recent announcement, a Voice of America headline proclaimed: “USDA: Hunger Threatens 1 in 7 Americans.” A Philadelphia Inquirer headline lamented: “USDA: Despite slight improvement, hunger persists.” The Sioux Falls Argus Leader in South Dakota announced: “Hunger a growing problem for South Dakota.” Slate declared: “The Number of Hungry Americans Has Barely Fallen Since the Recession.” The media are following in the footsteps of President Obama, who announced after the 2009 food-security report was released, that “hunger rose significantly last year … . My administration is committed to reversing the trend of rising hunger.”\n\n>Some comments on the report focus on data highlighting the plight of minorities. A North Dallas Gazette headline stressed: “Black families facing hunger at nearly twice the rate of other groups.” But a survey by USDA’s Agricultural Research Service found that black children aged 2 to 11 consume significantly more calories than white children.\n\n>Many liberals are invoking the USDA report as proof that more food handouts are needed. Joel Berg, a New York “anti-hunger activist” who pockets a six-figure salary thanks largely to AmeriCorps grants, wailed, “A country that combines massive hunger with record Wall Street markets is so derailed, we can’t even find our tracks anymore.” But food insecurity has surged at the same time that far more Americans became government dependents. The number of food-stamp recipients soared from 26 million to 46 million at the same time that food insecurity rose from 11.1 percent to 14.3 percent of the nation’s households.\n\n>Households relying on food stamps are far more likely to be “food insecure” than similar families eligible for but not receiving food stamps. Perhaps relying on others for one’s next meal spurs insecurity. Many food-stamp recipients spend the entire month’s allotment on the same day they receive it. Some reports indicate that binge-buying is sometimes followed by binge-eating. Unfortunately, the Obama administration is maintaining an iron curtain of secrecy around the program, refusing to disclose what recipients purchase. Such data could be especially embarrassing now that many fast-food restaurants are accepting food stamps for high-fat, low-nutrient meals.\n\n>Though some commentators are touting the USDA survey as proof that low-income people are severely deprived, the Journal of the American Medical Association noted in 2012: “Among poor populations, 7 times as many children are obese as are underweight.” A study published in the Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics in 2012 found that 35 percent of food-insecure adults were obese — a far higher rate than for food-secure adults. Paradoxically, many activists invoke that high rate of obesity to “prove” that recipients need more free food.\n\n>“Food security” is something invented by government statisticians to serve political purposes. The Agriculture Department uses a radically different standard when it estimates “food security” for foreign nations, basing its judgments on whether residents presumptively consume at least 2,100 calories per day. A recent USDA report declared that only 13.9 percent of the population in the world’s 76 poorest nations is “food insecure.” According to USDA, most developing nations have zero problem with “food security” — a conclusion that would shock the downtrodden residents in those countries.\n\n>Some Americans are suffering badly, but the USDA has never tried to accurately count the number of people who are actually hungry. The agency is far more enthusiastic on pretending to measure “food insecurity,” because that produces vastly higher numbers to justify expanding federal food programs. An honest survey of actual problems could wreak havoc on bureaucratic job security.\n\n>One of the survey’s preliminary screening question asks: “In the last 12 months, did you ever run short of money and try to make your food or your food money go further?” Why should we be concerned that shoppers want their food dollars to go further? This was formerly taught as a virtue in high school home-economics classes, and now it is a pretext for a federal alarm.\n\n>Even though USDA’s food-security statistics do not measure hunger, that is how the media portrays the report. After the recent announcement, a Voice of America headline proclaimed: “USDA: Hunger Threatens 1 in 7 Americans.” A Philadelphia Inquirer headline lamented: “USDA: Despite slight improvement, hunger persists.” The Sioux Falls Argus Leader in South Dakota announced: “Hunger a growing problem for South Dakota.” Slate declared: “The Number of Hungry Americans Has Barely Fallen Since the Recession.” The media are following in the footsteps of President Obama, who announced after the 2009 food-security report was released, that “hunger rose significantly last year … . My administration is committed to reversing the trend of rising hunger.”\n\n>Some comments on the report focus on data highlighting the plight of minorities. A North Dallas Gazette headline stressed: “Black families facing hunger at nearly twice the rate of other groups.” But a survey by USDA’s Agricultural Research Service found that black children aged 2 to 11 consume significantly more calories than white children.\n\nhttps://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/9/bovard-the-hunger-hoax/\n\nSo stop being an ignorant fool. Americans aren't starving. We're too fucking fat, and this metric is absolute bullshit designed to get idiots like you riled up. \n\n[N Korea] (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39349726), OTOH: \n\n>Two in five North Koreans are undernourished and more than 70% of the population relies on food aid, the United Nations says.\n\n>\"Furthermore, 10.5 million people, or 41% of the total population, are undernourished.\"\n\n>Hundreds of thousands are believed to have died during a widespread famine in the 1990s.\n\nAmericans don't know shit about actual hunger. We're overweight, and many below the poverty line consume more calories in a day than a significant number of N Korean people do in a week. ",
"What if that was actually Kim Jong Un, and now he has successfully escaped North Korea and left his body double in charge?",
"Op just killed 3 people :/",
"North Korea isn't a fucking cartoon, lol",
"Its the brain washing at work",
">Seriously though, it's got to blow their fucking minds when they see things like that. In their brainwashed heads.\n\nI'm guessing the people that they send to South Korea are the ones in on the game. Chances are high these ladies aren't the ones who drank the kool aid cause the believe in the farce but who actively benefit from the current status quo and are among the \"elite\" of North Korea.\n\nYou don't send your delusional, poor or dissatisfied to an international platform.",
"You laugh, you die.",
"Found the farter. ",
"The one on the bottom left looks impressed. ",
"We now called \"South North Korea\"",
"Maybe he should roll over and show his belly as well",
"Yeah but all of those women plus their entire families would be facing a lot of “problems” if they didn’t react exactly as they were supposed to. I think the whole NK regime is ludicrous too but this little joke could put actual people in danger. ",
"Keep the snotty teenage shit to youself yeah, Im looking at their faces, they look pissed. Im thinking maybe its disrespectful to these people who have it far worse than we do.",
"We need to stop offending these poor people from the evil regime ",
"*Transformers roll out.*",
"Believing nothing is as it seems gives you value. Makes you feel like you're in the know, and more intelligent than the average citizen. Gives your life purpose and helps you feel self worth, if you felt you had no purpose or self worth beforehand. \n\nConspiritards are just people looking for a reason to live. Believing everything is a lie and they are part of only a handful of people who know about said lies simply gives them a reason to live. Makes them feel as though they are a part of a small brilliant group that is going to bring truth to the masses.\n\nThe same reason people believe in God that can't find the strength to get through life without believing he exists. The same reason anyone believes anything to get them through their day.\n\nNo different than how religious people ignore science to support their beliefs, flat earthers and others like them will deny absolutely all proof to support their beliefs. Otherwise they'd literally feel they have no reason to live.",
"We did it, Reddit!",
"There were rumours after the last world cup. Whether or not those were true, NK has horrible concentration camps. \nQuick google search: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-forced-labour-survivor-camp-15-hermit-kingdom-kim-jong-un-a7971926.html (there are many different sources)",
"Earth is in space and almost no one has a spacesuit, so probably at least 12.",
"How on earth is Russia a semi dictatorship but the US democratic? ",
"You have predicted glorious leader's plan and been made moderator of Pingipongi.",
"Maybe with that attitude. ",
"Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me.\n\nKimpostor-ble",
"This whole situation is really sad. It's entirely possible that all 4 of the cheerleaders in this picture get sent to a prison camp because of this. Kim Jong Un might have nothing to do with it either. All it would take is someone above these cheerleaders worried about his own neck reporting them for subversive activities. ",
"Yeah, I'm kimpressed.",
"Her starvation stays the same. Everyone else though...",
"Nothing surprises me with the media anymore.",
"They will lock her up in a Gulag either way, just in case.",
"Says a lot..",
"I might go to bed now, I've got work in the morning.",
"Actually they are all along the surface",
"TIL you're Snoke",
"It's only retired after it's hit it's peak use. ",
"Here the guy is clearly enjoying his standoff with police: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841\n\nThis is hysterical.",
"Wait is North Korea allowed to participate in such events? Why?",
"I feel for them, but this is our chance to show them how much of a joke their leader is to everyone outside of their cult.",
"Watching just a few minutes of that and the chat made my IQ drop sharply.",
"Dazed, reeling, about to break...",
"Didn't Kim kill his own family members? not sure why we act like the elite are exempt of being eaten alive by starving dogs.",
"Does Korean culture even have anything with an equivalent connotation to what the US has with blackface?",
"If the earth is flat, then why do celestial bodies take a curved path through the sky?",
"I had the same thought!",
"WHATS UP PEEPS ITS YO BOIII!!!, WELCOME BAAACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF YOU SMILE L, YOU DIE! ",
"Yeah, unfortunately US prisoners use torture as punishment",
"No one is happy they live in North Korea.",
"Holy shit! They're serious! These people actually think the planet is flat. ",
"\"Keep the snotty teenage shit to youself\" I can tell you haven't been fallowing the nonsense from NK for about 30 years like I have... And I couldn't care less I have no respect for these people lol. ",
"Dude, that’s a fart reaction face.",
"Anyone starving in America is starving from choice, whether that choice is made because of addiction, mental illness, or just flat out irresponsibility is the only question.",
"Is their footage of this?",
"“Fuck. He actually showed.”",
"Yea, all those popular dramas from North Korea...",
"They should all ask for amnesty while they're in a nation that cares about human rights. ",
"So compare two prison labor systems",
"Ocean by Calvin Klein",
"What's really upsetting is what little I know about it isn't even how deep the rabbit hole goes. Whooole ton of crazy",
"I am interested too",
"Trivago.",
"[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7xfn4g/what_are_some_foods_you_thought_you_hated_but/du7zp53/)\n\n",
"When was this during the Olympics? I have to see it for myself.",
"Girls from that group have been incarcerated before. You shouldn't just assume stuff like that.",
"They should see The Interview, I feel like they wouldn't enjoy the ending ",
"Has it gotten to the point where the Queen is an immortal lizard who controls the world? That's the point I stopped listening to a former coworker of mine :D. I mean sure, the Jews are the Illuminati and Hitler was a renegade, but there's way more powerful people in the world than the British monarch.",
"Stuck in recursion with the wrong data",
"To be fair I think they all would have laughed about it but afraid of the real one seeing them laugh about it kept them in check so they faked emotions ",
"That was fun, haha.",
"Does blackface have anything to do with black obama impersonators? ",
"Would multiple moons change the tidal system? Why is it two in two out with tides when it's one moon that hasn't moved much in the space of a day?\n\nSorry if you can't answer. The moon affecting our tides has always confused me. How are we so certain that the moon affects it when it could be otherwise natural? Like with the underwater belt type system.",
"How do you figure? ",
"Liberals love the North Korean regime",
"This is the one thing that always stays in the back of my head whenever anyone makes fun of North Korea. Sure the Kims can be ridiculous and obviously made fun of but under the silly antics and ludicrous claims there are children born into a life of imprisonment.",
"When your prosperity and privilege is built on the backs and bones of your country's people, you gotta look disgusted.",
"It is both. Don't be an ignorant ass.",
">Just go to any College protest, you will see tons of people rocking Hammer and Sickles\n\nOh man, when you make up stories, at least make them believable. \n\nAre there members of the community party in America? Yes. It's a recognized political group with a minority of members in some states (All states? I don't know.).\n\nBut associating them with liberals/progressives at large is intentionally misleading/deceptive, bordering on trollish bullshit. No, wait, it is definitely trolling. It's like trying to associate most Republicans with white supremacists. \n\nGood day, sir.\n",
"Why?.. If anything they'll get commended for it.",
"You're right. They're keeping an eye on their families back home. If any of these women defect their parents, siblings, grandparents, nieces and nephews, their entire family will pay the price for it and they know it.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"Girl 1: you think this is a game nigga?\n\nGirl 2: really nigga?\n\nGirl 3: aww hell naw booooy you gon get cut so bad\n\nGirl 4 (bottom left): *staring at guy on right* damn baby sock it to me",
"I realize they have concentration camps but there's no way someone is being sent to one for something as simple as this.",
"Looks at comment history.\n\n\nGaslight\n\nObstruct\n\nProject <- You are here\n",
"Honey!! Supper's ready!!",
"The scientific arguments they make to justify their conspiracies may seem to be based on logic and reason, but the very idea that, for example, every government in the world is part of a grand conspiracy to hide the fact that the Earth is flat is completely illogical and irrational. \n\nIt doesn't matter how logical or reasonable you make your arguments seem if you are just fishing for evidence to support a pre-existing illogical belief. ",
"What about girl 4 under girl 1 that is checking out the dude escorting out Kim Jong-un?",
"What if they are the only child and last in their family line? I would think if I were that girls parent I would want her to get the fuck out and have a better life. Maybe start our family and blood line someplace not fucked like North Korea. This to makes this punishing a family for generations sound like hyperbole and propaganda a bit. North Korea is likely a total shit show but this sounds made up. ",
"Lol those cheerleaders are the elite of North Korea and probably richer than you'll ever be. ",
"I know lots of them dont believe and are defectors. I also know people send in bags of USBs with movies on them, to show North Koreans they have been taught lies. ",
"They are probably from the capital and treated/shielded from 99% of the hardships and oppression that is going in the rest of the country.\n\n\nPropoganda and indoctrination probably keeps them oblivious to whats going on outside thier area. If they manage to see through all the propoganda, they are probably smart enough to not make any stupid choices because they know that ALL of their family will be punished severely for thier actions.\n\n",
"Yep and they must've had some kind of cheerleader training. Farm girls are too busy farming. And in a society like this, are they really gonna pick some random nobody for a big privilege like this, representing their country to the world? Why not choose the daughter of someone important in the government and solidify his familys loyalty?\n\nCome to think of it, I would not be at all surprised if these girls are military/spies. Sounds like something NK would do.",
"You think its the peoples fault? ",
"Free markets are also liberal logic. ",
"Yeet https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/891508/North-Korea-South-Korea-football-Kim-Jong-Un-East-Asia-Championship\n",
"Spoiler alert!",
"Girl 3 has been promoted to moderator of /r/pyongyang",
"I am not a flat-earther, so this is not a response I would give. Up until last year, I didn't even know that flat-earthers were more than just a recurring joke/parody. But apparently there are real people that believe this, and there is a not-insubstantial amount of money being made on flat earth propoganda/videos/conferences. \n\n",
"Juche show de wey",
"One instant where laughing can get you killed, even if any of those girls unwillingly laughed.",
"Oh Reddit, you crack me up",
"Her family is dead now",
"Ban the man",
"If you'd like, I have a yt series where I pick out all the delicious bits of these crazy conspirators and critique/satirize them. ",
"CNN immediately calls for their execution by jet engine. ",
"This is sort of unrelated to the picture but why are people trying to normalize North Korea through their cheerleaders they are hostages",
"JIZZED IN MY PANTS\n\n",
"I am a leftist don't insult my identity none of us are bad, we are the greatest ever because we are so totally not racist",
"Man, I was waiting for East, West, Center, Sky, Subterranean, Aquatic, Arctic, and Galactic Korea",
"Brainwashed people don't really have a point of view, they have a mental block.",
"\n**AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS**\n\n",
"I know it seems funny, but this guy is a disrespectful piece of shit. Not only if those girls didn't have the right reaction would they be interrogated brutally for weeks, but also could quite literally be punished more severely, so that this guy can be a fat cosplaying scumbag.",
"Because research implies finding answers about a subject.. \n\nThese people already have the answer they want. They then build \"facts\" around it. \n\nSame thing as those Ancient Alien people.. Are the Pyramids ancient batteries for UFO's? Well.. *Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe*.. \n\n\nBitch hold on. ",
"Wow super funny, original and relatable xd",
"How is an impersonator \"joking about crappy leadership\"? It's just an impersonator.\n\nAre all the Elvis impersonators \"joking about Elvis's crappy singing\"?\n\nIMHO your reaction to the impersonator says more about you than the people who hired the impersonator.",
"It's a coin with 2 sides. You're doing same by thinking they're crazy too. I don't understand why people like you can't see that. ",
"Kimposter sounds like some awesomely horrible prog rock band out of Portland, OR. ",
"The last famine was in the 90s, they're reasonably well fed now. An interview with the WHO Director-General regarding NK: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2010/20100430_chan_press_transcript.pdf",
"Solid Austin Powers reference",
"The summary executions in our streets would like a word with you. ",
"Really? How is it obvious? I mean from the angle we see, if you told me it was The Glorious Leader™, I'd beleive you\nI just want to know what made you think its obvious?",
"They may *have* to now because they are as good as dead if they go back.",
"/r/retiredgif is for gifs that have found their perfect use, not for old gifs\n\nIt's \"retired\" in the sense that there's nothing that can top it now",
"wow, ragin history lesson. thanks!",
"Who were you impersonating at the time?",
"...I thought Un wanted people to look like him? Meh.",
"A good portion of them are brainwashed and support the Kim regime. It really doesn't matter who's \"fault\" it is at this point. they are corrupted people. ",
"Isn't this going to endanger the lives of the NK women in this picture? Kim jong-un is a real psycho",
"Fuck who? The girls?",
"> The pure greed is perfectly exemplified by the backlash Trump is getting for straight up giving people ~~food~~ paper towels instead of ~~money~~ anything they can use. \n\nFTFY\n",
"Anything but Fire Nation please",
"I wouldn't think so. It's a bit if a stretch even as far as shitty analogies go.",
"This is your brain on latestagecapitalism",
"And what about their friends and family that aren't?",
"\"If \"diplomatic dance\" were an event at the Winter Olympics, Kim Jong Un's younger sister would be favored to win gold.\n\nWith a smile, a handshake and a warm message in South Korea's presidential guest book, Kim Yo Jong has struck a chord with the public just one day into the PyeongChang Games.\"\n\n\n-CNN\n\n",
"What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean flag holder after the ceremony?\n\nLet's get lunch; I bet you're starving!",
"Note how my post included Right wingers/Nazis. I'm not being unfair here.\n\nNot all Leftists/Liberals are Communists, but it's likely every one of those Antifa punks rioting and flying Soviet Flags are. \n\nNot all Right Wingers are Racist Nazis, but it's unlikely any of them are Liberals. \n\nBoth sides should be ashamed, that's why I can't identify with either party. ",
"Careful you'll get them killed OP",
"Yeah pretty much. When you don't have to rely on evidence or even reality, you can concoct any batshit crazy theory out of thin air.\n\n",
"I thought that was the point. So bad it's good.",
"The thing most people in the west don't seem to grasp is the extent of the brainwashing that occurs over there. Those women have been brought up from childhood believing that their leader is a God, in their minds North Korea is the superior nation and everything is just western propaganda. \n\nYou've been fortunate enough to be brought up believing in notions such as egalitarianism so it makes logical sense to you they would want to use this opportunity to escape, but that isn't how their mindset works because they've been brought up believing in a different set of ideals. The North Koreans are just as proud for the opportunity to represent their nation as any other citizen competing in the games is to represent their own respective countries. ",
"Looks more like \"you just tried to put that where?!\" face to me",
"Denial is a pretty unfair thing to say about these women. Their country controls *all* of the information that they consume. Brainwashed yes, denial no.",
"Hello",
"The government is hiding the edge from the common folk with Antartica. If you go there the government catches you. Or some shit like that",
"This post has been flagged as offensive.",
"Tide ad. ",
">probably\n\nThere is no way that anyone other than the elite (ie those allowed to live in Pyongyang) will be allowed to travel out of the country. It’s quite possible that many of these girls work in the security services already. A possibility is that maybe they’ve proved themselves in the army and have a loyal family background. \n\nEssentially there are three types of people in NK; the privileged elite at the top living in the capital, followed by citizens in the army, while the majority are the rural ignored poor and those in concentration camps. \n\n(Edit - grammar)",
"Hahahahaha I love the girl on the far right's reaction.",
"> What's with the left and glorifying Communism recently? \n\nRecently?\n\nThere has always been the [Useful Idiots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_idiot) who glorify totalitarianism.",
"Sexual, athletic, and not a trace of self-consciousness. ",
"Huh? I don't feel that I described a cartoon.",
"I laughed so hard at this comment",
"Are you actually serious?",
"That's exactly what he said. They use logic and reason, but the fact that they started from false assumptions in the first place means that their logic and reason will never end up at true facts. ",
"TRUE\n\nButI wouldn't be surprised if you don't see at least a few defectors. ",
">~~Denial~~Religion is a helluva drug\n\nftfy",
"LOL, I just saw someone say \"How does GPS work?\" as this guy is droning on about how outer space doesn't exist, it's just a made-up construct by SpaceX and the Big Space industry.",
"No, it hasn't retired as the marginal rate of return will still be above unity for quite some time. Its career has just peaked, that's all.",
"Only Israel is allowed to use money to influence internal American politics. AIPAC isn't even registered as a foreign agent unlike the lobby groups for every other country.",
"It's \"SoNoKo\" since it's the hip area.",
"Not really the case, a good portion of them believe in the state.",
"> around\n\n",
"That was beautiful. ",
"> There's no way someone could keep an eye on them 24/7. \n\nThey have people keeping an eye on them 24/7. ",
"the world needs people like this, even if thats true. ",
"_Ghandi nukes North Korea_",
"Neither Putin nor Russia is communist. I have no idea why you think they are relevant here. ",
"Oh yes, they are definetly privileged in some way...I wonder if Pyongyang has something like a notworthy middle class: medium level bureaucrats, officers, party functionaires and company leaders and other people & their families who aren't quite *the* elite but still profit from being better of than the bottom 95% and have reasonable comfortable lifes in Pyongyang (or other hubs to the extent they exist).",
"lmao, maybe slap a /s on that, we're on reddit after all",
"he denies everything bro...",
"You underestimate the power of [ascii art!!](https://i.imgur.com/avBz5eQ.png)",
"I wonder if they trained for this. Like \"people from other countries will mock our leader, if you see any sign of this then bite the inside of your mouth has hard as you to make sure you don't accidentally smile, lest your grandma, uncle, second cousin, kid, the pet turtle and you are all executed.\"",
"a lot of innocent people also die because of the budget",
"You also don't live somewhere where his likeness is plastered on every surface.",
"Yes but their population is kept in check by their herds of unicorns. ",
"dumb ass north koreans",
"It most definitely is. Their way of think is crazy compared to mine, much like mine is to them. I don't think there is a way to meet a middle ground or come to an understanding. At least not for me, it's mind boggling to try",
"Also check out Eric Dubay, I believe. Dude's out there, but seems to be one of the most \"globally known\" flat earthers.",
"No. They are gonna use well fed and nourished party members. ",
"That stream made my head hurt...",
"That flag has a united Korea on it, so yes pls make it happen Kim Jong Un.",
"motivation. work. improvement. team.",
"Yes, because every defector brings the Kim regime one step closer to implosion.",
"Are you saying Kim is living the ultimate bachelor life",
">I have no idea why you think they are relevant here. \n\nUh huh.\n\n",
"You're a parrot",
"30 years and you think tge people are brainwashed? Doesnt say much for your style of research. The people are kept in line through fear. ",
"There was a Vice article or something about the cheerleaders. They're elite/upper class. Kim Jong's \"wife\" was a former cheerleader. ",
"Because even if our mouth-breathing idiots are manipulated into electing someone like Donald Trump, nobody is actually facing the threat of violence, imprisonment, or death for opposing him?",
"I must have missed that conversation in this thread or you are just angry confused. ",
"I mean if you can panhandle a handful of dollars you can feed yourself for a week in America. Sure, it's very low quality McDonald's food but it's way better than what the North Koreans have.",
"An Asia diplomat on MSNBC mentioned that the cheerleaders are hostages, but didn't elaborate (because they rush through like 80 guests per hour), and I can't find anything about what they're talking about. \n\nI guess they mean they're picked from their families for their looks, and like the athletes, do literally nothing but practice. They're only allowed to talk about the sport, they live and practice completely isolated with a huge group of handlers. Apparently, 21 of their colleagues were sent to labor camps for breaking the rules. \n\nSo there's that.",
"Nuh uh!",
"Or their family and them could be a part of regime.",
">Not all Leftists/Liberals are Communists\n\n99.99% of liberals are not communists. (Actually, the percentage might be higher. Anyone care to do the math using voter registration data?)",
"Part of me just wants them all to defect at once and bring even more light to the situation ",
"I am somehow intrigued to see videographical proof.",
"is that expression because she thinks its the real KJU? or because she knows its not?\n\nim so confused",
"[I mean, you're so deluded and wrong it hurts my head but yeah.](https://www.dosomething.org/facts/11-facts-about-hunger-us)",
"Tucker Carlson had an amazing [interview](https://youtu.be/3gn5T31nevs) that basically explains most of what we are discussing here right now.",
"The glorious flame of Juche shall never cease!",
"Yeah, most late teen/early 20somethings I know are all about that self sacrifice and enduring perpetual suffering so that other people continue to suffer at an equal amount rather than gaining their freedom and leaving everyone behind ",
"Slippery slope man be careful",
"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ",
"You idiot delete that /s",
"I dunno they might get commended for acting disgusted by it. Who knows",
"I’m sure ole Kim had “the talk” before the trip. “Now you ladies better all come back or I’ll have to kill everyone you’ve ever met with an anti aircraft gun”",
"You don't need to wake up. I'm just an outsider to both the US and NK and have much more proof for the former than for latter. Plus NK aren't really bothering anyone and that's fine with me. The US is the country running around killing people in the name of freedom. ",
"이게 뭐죠",
"Why are you lumping in other 'conspiracy theorists' (a term coined by the CIA decades ago to discredit those that offer news other than what the MSM reports) along with flat earthers? No sane 'conspiracy theorist' thinks the Earth is flat. We are all just waiting for the alien overlords and spirituality to happen as we break through into the next dimension.",
"There's nothing wrong with constantly trying to disprove things that are \"Proven and known.\" That's science. \n\nThe problem is when you have no real evidence that actually disproves something, but you blindly disbelieve it because of some whacked out conspiracy theory that has no actual factual backing. ",
"please edit it so its loss",
"I like how you leave out the right wing. Guess you wouldn't agree that 99.99% of them aren't racist nazis. ",
"> Brain wash and denial are so fascinating to me.\n\nmore like fear of having family and loved one executed, dont consider NK population full of stupid and retarded people they are aware of living in propaganda 24/7",
"Oh you haven't seen that all over the media and internet? ",
"Again, these aren’t cheerleaders, they are hostages whose lives, and the lives of their families, are dependent on pleasing Dear Leader.\n\nStop treating them like some “cute” curiosity.",
"Didn't we just have a quityoubullshit about this kind of hyperbole?\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/fiBAoMT.jpg\n\n",
"I’ve had this preached to me by my father in-law it truly is whacko. There is really no way to convince then otherwise :)",
"Am religious. Was not snagged. ",
"Totally agree, just said that in another comment",
"Was this the same guy that got removed from an earlier event (opening ceremonies?) along with a Trump impersonator ?\n\n",
"Space all of them, no flat earthers - no conspiracy theory. OPA style.",
"Practically anything would be better than zero lol.",
"Looks like there might even be a \"love\" in the bottom left corner.",
"In a situation like this, yes, be quiet and keep your opinions to yourself. If you want to criticize Kim, fine, do it on your own time but don't involve citizens who can face very real repercussions for not reacting properly. \n\nWhen Kim's father died and they had the state funeral there were cameras all over the place recording people's reactions. Citizens who, in the regime's judgement, weren't devastated enough and showing enough emotion were arrested after the funeral. ",
"Then they'll just kill the parents and all their friends and neighbours. Almost everyone has loved ones that can be used against you. It's not like the government actually cares about the closeness of these people, as long as it sends the right message to everyone else.",
"Everyone who travels to the edge gets executed by the Illuminati! :D",
"Oh, so their cheerleader standards are the complete opposite from the US then?",
"Huh in my memory it's from Rent A Kid.",
"Uhh, no",
"This is western propaganda... \n\nJust think for yourself for a minute. During the Cold War there was also this kind of propaganda against USSR. \n\nYou're just parroting it...",
"That's still just many lines.",
"This. Eastern cultures are much more about family units. Assuming people will act in highly individualistic ways is Western bias.",
"Why are you so sure.",
"They know their real leader is much fatter and uglier. I can't really criticize.",
"Muh correctional system. No matter the topic they will be there trying to make life nicer for criminals. ",
">Implying those girls are actually North Korean.\n\nhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/7719050/Chinese-actors-to-cheer-for-North-Korea-during-World-Cup.html",
"No no, it’s north South Korea",
"Brutal, savage, rekt",
"Because you deserve it",
"So... you laugh at politics? :D ",
"Are you denying that my statement is factual? ",
"Might want to check out the book Nothing to Envy.\n\nNorth Koreans aren't as brainwashed as westerners think. They receive plenty of outside media from South Korea and China. They understand their situation quite well and simply play along to avoid being sent to a work camp.",
"I'm confused by your comment? Is English your second language. We can use another one if you would prefer. ",
"His haircut is not an authorized NK haircut. ",
"Darmok at Tanagra",
"As opposed to one-line. You've got it now! :)",
"Food insecurity, sure. But actual starvation? The death from starvation rate in the western world is effectively zero. ",
"Pick any South Korean drama and you will see that same exact face at least 5 to 10 times. So fake lol",
"idontbelieveyou.jpg",
"This doesn't make sense either:\n\nMSM: compares Trump to a dictator\n\nAlso MSM: praises an actual dictator (Kim Jong-Un)",
"You should read up on NK. It's 1984 in real life, except public executions are done by strapping people to anti-aircraft guns. ",
"Brainwashing is an interesting thing ",
"Ouch",
"I'm surprised one of them did not leap on him and punch wildly. How else do you prove your loyalty? ",
"Well maybe america should stop sanctioning the country and they will starve slightly less? But yes, obviously they will send poor starving girls to this public event with cameras on them 24/7. Oh wait. No, no they won't.",
"How do they explain that snipers and artillery have to put the earth curvature in their calculations for long range shots to hit their target and if they don't you will always miss? \n\nThat's something everybody in USA can do on the ground in reality on earth. You just need a sniper gun and a long shooting range. Shouldn't that be prove enough that the earth is not flat?",
"Or literally every media outlet and all over the internet. Including the site you're currently on. Please stop lying. ",
"And Jim Brewer. For that time he pretended to be Gaddafi while he was working at Sears.",
"Bottom left looks like she could be MILDLY entertained.. ",
"When they mentioned her in the opening ceremony at one point, there was an awkward pause after someone said “And there’s Kim Jung Un’s sister up there...”, which makes me think that the announcers there were forced to not make any negative comments about North Korea during the olympics.",
"Instructions unclear. Fucked money, got bitches",
"Was WALL-E referencing Galaxy Quest when they used that quote?",
"This won't really do that at all, it'll just reinforce their hatred for the west. A fat guy cosplaying is hardly going to open your eyes to how fucked your government is. ",
"Apparently this guy got arrested taken away by cops because he broke a rule against making political statements. He responds:\n\n\"I just showed up with my flag and my face... If you don't like my face there's nothing you can do about it, I was born this way.\"",
"What do I win!?",
"Mom’s spaghetti.",
"Don’t be naive. NK “work crews/camps” is where Otto Warmbier was before he was returned to his family in a coma with numerous signs of long term torture. Further, Fat Hitler has regularly sent athletes who displeased him to his private torture resorts. He’s a despot, don’t try to use logic to guess what he does. He ruthlessly and brutally represses anyone who doesn’t match the government line to the world. Whether they have control over it or not. ",
">There are flat earth believers all ~~around~~ across the ~~globe~~ circle",
"Perhaps you can provide a link. ",
"https://youtu.be/0KKiCmjwBOg",
"buy aren't slaves actually...?",
"How do you know who is brainwashed when it comes to propaganda, it's not the thing as science denial. ",
"Could someone explain to me like I’m 5? I thought North Koreans had to worship Kim Jong Un?",
"The thing is, they all thought it was the real Kim...",
"Fuck off you Nazi. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! No racism below or around my comment is allowed, not even above. ",
"I feel like a lot of people don't understand this. If they did, they wouldn't be playing pranks on the North Korean team like that when they can all be executed once they get back for not laughing/crying at the impersonator.",
"I would agree that 99.9 percent aren't Nazis. I don't think any political party or country has only .01% racism. That's just absurd. ",
"That kind of reasoning is why internet trolls get arrested and it's entirely flawed. What the regime does to them because of this guy is 100% the regime's fault and literally 0% the troll's fault.",
"Out of curiosity - what exactly do they think anyone gains for constructing this massive, global (pancakeal) conspiracy of convincing entire humanity that the earth is one shape, rather than the other?",
"I'd like to see that trump and kim impersonator again.",
"You sir, made my day",
"AMA please.",
"Because if you have a set conclusion before the research begins, then it is not proper research. It is confirmation bias. Magnify the evidence that supports your own POV, bury everything else. Shut down anyone who opposes you. Their ego is on the line if they happen to be wrong, they can't afford to be wrong.",
"His citizens do. ",
"Almost sure it was already a joke from the Kim Jong Un/ Kim Possible Robot Chicken skit.",
"You don't watch the news or haven't seen exactly what I'm talking about on this very website? ",
"Probably one of the few situations where a person may end up dead because of a picture someone posted on the internet to get points ",
"What media?",
"No, for not stopping their teammate from escaping. And also to discourage people from escaping because they know their teammates will be punished. ",
"For not knowing and stopping then I assume. ",
"He just had to do this didn't he 😂😂 way to keep things peaceful and defused",
"Yeah, considering how much danger that impersonator put them in, it's pretty shitty of him to have gone anywhere near them. ",
"Is that from Snowpiercer?",
"Call me stupid, but why is the rest of the world just cool with having North Korea at events like this knowing the kind of depravity happening to the North Korean people under this regime?",
"Tides go in, tides go out, you can't explain that. ",
"Here is an article with several videos in it.\nhttp://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/winter-olympics/2018-winter-olympics-kim-jong-un-lookalike-dancing-video-north-korea-cheerleaders-a8209786.html",
"By Grabthar’s Hammer... what a savings...",
"www.reddit.com\n\nThere's a good start. ",
"Sodasopa ",
"Sorry, but what I wrote is based on past events. North Korean athletes have defected in the past. That is also why the athletes are under 24 hour guard.",
"Jesus Christ, explaining basic physics to an infinite energy believer can make you want to jump off a building. Da GoVnMt DuN WaNt YoU to KnOw! (Am I doing this right?).",
"where the leaders live probably",
"My ex-girlfriend had this weird fetish where she would dress up in all her own clothes and act like a total bitch all the time.",
"That's the weirdest and most ridiculous thing about it. Believing in a flat earth demands that all of astronomy is a hoax, all of aviation is a hoax, all long range artillery is a hoax, every single government in the entire world is cooperating with each other for a hoax, everyone you know has been tricked by the hoax... I mean, to really believe it you have to invalidate so much geopolitical history and physical sciences you might as well have never learned language and lived as a wild animal. ",
"Punishment is probably the same but maybe some of her family passed away.",
"Thanks, Sigourney ",
"These people are probably living in tje elite circle of Pyongyang and don't have a reason to run away actually.",
"Anyone can link actual video of this gem?",
"its like that Trump guy there. We see Trump every day and its obvious its not him. Probably the same for this guy.\n\nAlso there is no way in hell Kim Jong Un would be at these games",
"Yes, I even addressed (sort of) this issue when [I wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xh6np/nkorea_cheerleaders_reaction_to_kim_jong_un/du8ergy/):\n\n>But associating them with liberals/progressives at large is intentionally misleading/deceptive, bordering on trollish bullshit. No, wait, it is definitely trolling. **It's like trying to associate most Republicans with white supremacists.**\n\nSorry, your assumptions about people seem to be entirely wrong.",
"> Why?? For supposedly helping their teammate escape?\n\nNope just as an incentive for people to not escape. IE are you really willing to be the dick that runs away to cause your whole family and all your teammates to be punished.",
"We should build a train track around the equator and force anyone who believes in a flat earth to spend ~105 days traveling it at 100mph. ",
"This also peaks my interest in video footage. ",
"So fucking disrespectful. These people have done nothing wrong to you since their time here, yet you make fun of the one thing they consider close to a god.\n\nThis would be like someone dressing up as Jesus and acting like a moron in a innocent church. Or dressing up as Mohammad and running around ISIS strong holds. ",
"Girl 3 didn’t kill the impersonator, so... Executed.",
"More disgusted really.",
"Best comment IMO lol 😂 ",
"Whoever is cutting his hair is fucking his shit up. ",
"I don't think so. I'm not a body language specialist but it's pretty obvious that she is disgusted someone would attempt to do such an thing. He's also getting a side glance of disapproval from the woman at the bottom. ",
"Easy when they think all of Korea is their country, which of course it is. ",
"Look Who's Talking Now I think. pretty sure that little girl dunks on Charles Barkley in that movie.",
"Oh yeah good stuff",
"> the waitress called me a pig\n\nAre you sure she wasn't asking if you wanted pork?",
"I wonder what the thoughts of the NK people are as they see the outside world. \n\nDo they get to watch what they want on tv? Do they get to go out and see SK? \n\nAre they heavily watched and prohibited from doing things. I wonder what they were told when they came over or during the selection process. \n\nI read an ama of a defector from there on here recently. She said that most close to the borders get the most news from the outside. She also said something about how Kim’s dad and being made to believe something about acorns falling and how he created them. I need to reread the ama. \n\nDo you think their families are being held? ",
"The communist conundrum, do I:\n\nA) React with disgust because no one should be allowed to imitate supreme leader to avoid being killed back home\n\nOr\n\nB) React with glee because even a facsimile of dear leaders likeness brings untold joy and happiness to my heart, let alone what the real dear leader does, to avoid being killed back home. ",
"But they're North Korean cheerleaders, they haven't seen south Korean dramas.",
"Unfortunately, they don't",
"> AIPAC isn't even registered as a foreign agent unlike the lobby groups for every other country.\n\nProbably because it's made up solely of American citizens.\n\n",
">my stance\n\nYou're not really deviating from anything here this is a pretty common thought ",
"Ppl keep saying that I rule the world, but I'm out here struggling. Also, I have bad gambling luck. Can the Illuminati just take me in? ",
"[She may not even be North Korean...] (https://deadspin.com/5564578/north-korean-soccer-fans-are-actually-chinese-volunteers) ",
"Ding, ding, ding. \n\nThe education establishment is the first of many brainwashing techniques. Regurgitate and follow along to those 'higher' up in power to you. Money and religion is another big brainwashing technique. Although religion may be skewed to not tell the whole truth (see the Vatican with it's miles long underground vaults with other religious texts, including their very own, which has been purposely missed out in the bible due to it going against their very own faith...)",
"Don't be stupid. NK has an elite. ",
"Hey look it’s Lil Kim",
"He's not fat enough\n\n",
">South Korean \n\nYou know they're not the same country right?.. That's kind of the whole point.\n\n",
"probably for not being able to stop a teammate escaping. \n",
"Receives medal of honor upon return to the northside.",
"What they usually do is talent spot students for the upper-class Pyongyang schools, so they will be trained singers and dancers.",
"I just listen for two minutes and WOW LMFAO he discredited the entire moon landing because the lunar module looked like it had tinfoil on it bahahaha this is fucking comedy GOLD thank you so much for that link!!",
"Liberals when DPRK calls themselves a Democratic Republic: haha I can't believe they would think anyone would take that seriously that is obviously a ploy by an authoritarian state\n\nLiberals when someone says DPRK is communist: I am taking this at Face Value and everything left of center is irreparably destroyed. they can try again next Earth",
"How the hell do these people explain the round moon? ",
"KimposTER! aeslgaban sef sl sdvhas galghaserfghwel las KimposTER! my juche's waterred dooown\n\n@Art_Vandelay_7 I'm just old: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=Icb_tRTnA4g\n\nhit with that 9minute rate limiting, I said something conservative *and* pro american on reddit (the horror)",
"Due to recent name abbreviation SoNoKo landlords think they can now raise their rents up to 400%",
"Amber-lamps",
"Shared punishment. Makes you resent others who do not obey the rules. ",
"환영합니다! ",
"Are you even serious? You want me to go into all the people who've been killed for opposing the various US presidents over the years? Hell, people are being killed for daring to try to expose Hillary Clinton. ",
"Whats confusing?",
"Today I learned...",
"After all, the ones that didn’t like him mysteriously vanished.",
" Is there any actual evidence of 'holding families at gunpoint', punishing multiple generations of family for defecting, etc?\n\nSpeculation or fact?",
"I'm more interested to know what will happen to each of those women after the real one finds out. Wondering if he'd be happy that they realize it's not him, or if he's upset that they wouldn't immediately start bowing to even the Kimposter.",
"The Organization of Unorganized Organizations",
"Pyongyang is *relatively* decent. I've heard that NK gov't doesn't try as hard anymore to paint SK as a destitute place because of information getting in regardless.",
"I wouldn't call anything in NK 'absurd luxury '",
"He's a family murdering monster, fuck him and his shithole country.",
"i mean, the only reason North Korea came to the Olympics was to take the chance to lobby for lighter sanctions so... don't get too offended",
"I think they go out into the country and take the attractive young girls to the capital to provide a better image tithe fewpeoplethey let in. This is probably the same. Also they use some for sex slaves",
"And she will also get the absolute best methamphetamines glorious leader can give her!",
"Looks like the girl in the middle isn't putting her back into being disgusted. \n\nLegit though I hope these ladies end up being alright. I'm getting a weird, \"Never be the first one to stop clapping!\" vibe from this. :(",
"I laugh only to keep from weeping!",
"This is an example of brainwashing its best.",
"Well I know during the paired figure skating yesterday the Hiddleston look alike commented on leaving politics out of the sport after the Korean skaters went.",
"ya, someone needs to make this!",
"Might surprise you to learn a lot of the defectors want to return https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/05/world/asia/north-korea-defector-south-korea.html\n\nhttp://www.cnn.com/2015/09/23/asia/north-south-korea-defector-family/index.html\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/22/defector-wants-to-go-back-north-korea\n",
"TNG?",
"Is The 10th Kingdom a thing on Reddit? That's one of my favorite movies of all time and I always assumed nobody knew about it or cared about it.",
"I don’t believe they teach them that the world is in complete chaos and shambles, just that it’s much worse than it really is.\n\nFurthermore, they’re likely all from the richer cities in NK. Pyongyang is actually a relatively “modern” looking city, with quite a few pretty tall buildings and such, so they might not think this place is “better”. ",
"Totally. Not a single one of them has glamorized their cheerleaders for acting how they must under threat of execution.\n\nDo you live in a cave or are you a pathological liar? ",
"These are probably children of the elites and don’t even know of the famine areas themselves. They’ve probably been spoiled and pampered their entire lives.",
"Aggression or fear?",
"I need more lonely island in my life. ",
"Well the generations after her wouldn’t be...cuz she’d be having this children elsewhere. Maybe she’s an only child! And her parents were like “who cares?! Get the fuck out! Run!” And she was started her new life in South Korea before eventually moving to Cleveland. It was there her family found out what real pain was. Being a Browns fan. ",
"https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841",
"Damn burn",
"\"You're not Santa!\"",
"[Uhh, yes.](https://i.imgur.com/6JZctkV.jpg)",
"> when they make group trips to the bathroom.\n\nsounds like normal affairs for girls",
"I read the news from multiple reputable sources every day. Unless by “news” you mean Infowars and Breitbart. \n\nEDIT: yeah after a peek at your post history I’m pretty sure I was right about where you get your information. ",
"Ahhh. :(",
"I mean I'm not dv'ing you.\n\n I'm just trying to make sure you're in the right thread (thought maybe you were lost from T_D) so you don't get backlash downvotes, I'm an independent, I see both sides of the fence, but I go over to T_D everyonce in awhile to bullshit with the .mil guys their...",
"It is if you count what we do to other countries, like Yemen, and all of those other countries. In fact, that's downright evil compared to only fucking your own people over. ",
"Ronrey this Valentines Day? Don't fret, like North Korea and your bank account, Macy's will make you see red.",
"That’s a good question. Like hanging out with your friends boyfriend that beats her. ",
"I doubt they actually are man. That's a crappy actor's face not a real human being's reaction, and she learned it from somewhere not North Korea.",
"I mean it's more like they pick children from starving rural families and reward the families of the ones who perform with a high quality of life.\n\nIf they fail or their performance sucks the family goes back to being poor and starving.\n\nYou catch more flies with honey than vinegar, and a large part if the mythos is the US + friends are the reason for the suffering, and Dear leader is merely prioritizing the scarce resources.",
"You know how people proved the Earth is not flat by using the horizon? Yeah, let's drop that hundreds years old knowledge because they were stupid back then.\n\nThe opposite for antivaxxers - people lived longer and healthier back then because no vaccines. Yeeeeahhh, really wish you never got vaccinated, you imbecile.",
"https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841",
"Mmmm fair... I just thought they were actually trying to move in a better direction with S.K considering the United flags and the ceremony's various symbols. \nSuspected there was something more nasty as usual",
"Most of the younger North Koreans are somewhat aware that their government has lied to them. Ever since people started smuggling Korean soap operas on thumb-drives, people have started to learn that the outside world isn't too bad.",
"Hey nice to see someone I recognize from r/NFL out here in the wild reddit. Off season's brutal, eh?",
"Hardrock, Coco, and Joe. ",
"That's a lie. Many elderly and homeless die everday in the US and Europe due to starvation and the weather. If they can't afford it...",
"These aren't civilians. They're probably related to Government officials \n\n",
"Girl on the far right is cute.",
"Group punishment encourages snitching, which in turn encourages paranoia. ",
"They're probably actually disgusted because it threatens the system they benefit from. There are plenty of NK people who stand to lose if change occurs.",
">Hi everyone, I made a strawman! FUCK YOU STRAWMAN!",
"I mean this is hilarious. But get politics out of the olympics holy shit are people retarded.",
"Sauce providers are this generation's unsung heroes.",
">These people have done nothing wrong to you since their time here, yet you make fun of the one thing they consider close to a god.\n\nyou have way too low of an opinion of North Koreans. from all the documentary footage that's been snuck out of the country, and the accounts of those who have escaped, most of them don't think he's a god. they simply play it up like he is so their family keeps getting meager food rations and don't get sent to a labor camp.\n\npeople's heads are so up their own asses being outraged about this it's pathetic.",
"Because it strokes NK ego enough to let them simmer down some and lower tension. Lower tension means we dont habe to imement sanctions, which means we send more aid to NK peasants. ",
"I hope you're trolling. ",
"They almost all work for NK military",
"Your grammar, The way your formed the comment. It's written like a question but it has no context. Then you make a statement based on nothing. I'm just having trouble taking you seriously. I thought you might be new to English. ",
"Yep, very disgusted.",
"They're all going to require \"recalibration\" after being allowed out. ",
"That's the thing, though. We need to thoroughly understand why these people become like this, and continuously work to minimize those conditions. The likely cause is lack of a scientific education, even the basics. ",
"Yes you disgusting little troll. ",
"I'm so glad to see your comment and some of the replies in you're thread because When I first seen talk of NK cheerleaders it was everyone saying positive stuff about NK and having the best cheerleaders. It made me sick. Like are we just going to forget that these woman are hostages so of course they are super smiley and up beat of course they are trying to look perfect! If they don't all their family gets killed back home?!?!? \n\n\nAlso seen a bunch of stuff about Kim's sister giving mine pence death glares and everyone seemed super happy about it and that pissed me off too. I'm no fan of pence but wtf?!?!? ",
"Thus South Korea. ",
"Yes and they're *suuuuUuUuUuper* impoverished. ",
"heresy!",
"Which they don't have the power to stop, so practical speaking, don't do things to make their situations worse.",
"They are likely to be very well off within NK, outside of it they'll be common people. There's a reason NK still exists.",
"Yemen. ",
"And then they were all murdered.",
"North Korea needs to get nuked ASAP ",
"Hello",
"Liberals and conservatives disagree on a lot of stuff, but I'm pretty sure both groups have a common ground where they do not support the North Korean regime.",
"I don't think we should use what normal people would consider rational as a way to determine what NK may or may not do. You'd think threatening nuclear war would be irrational but here we are. They really are playing a totally different game with different rules than we are.",
">Sentenced to death\n\nYou mean having to return to North Korea?",
"https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/10/asia/kim-sister-olympics/index.html\n\n",
"It does.",
"[Everybody can be an hero. Even someone who does something simple and reassuring as firing her razor at the grorious reader.](https://i.imgur.com/y7jdO9g.png)",
"Shouldn't people be sensitive to the fact to not make things worse for people when it is out of their control. I get the guy is trolling for fun but that fun seems a bit selfish and out of place. What if someone killed your mother and someone decided to dress just like your mother's killer and wave and laugh in front of you at a parade?",
"Of course I'm not sure. But logically, they all put on a huge show to cry when they're supposed to, or cheer when they're supposed to. Wouldn't this reaction to seeing someone mocking Kim Jong Un be what the state would expect? ",
"State facts, get called a troll. That's good astroturfing ",
"Idiot... Why would they kill anybody over this",
"Kim Jong Un impersonator or regular chubby Asian dude with fuckboi haircut?\n\n",
"...Is it a huge magnet on the other side of the Earth? :D",
"> ITT: no one can read basic facial expressions\n\nYour reading of this thread seems to spot-on.",
"Girl 4 (bottom left): I just wanted to show everyone how cute I think Kim is vicariously through an imposter.",
"but that still makes less sense. now you have an emaciated, emotionally terrified person that's supposed to be looking excited and supportive in front of the whole world",
"SOKATH, HIS EYES OPEN!",
"\"Jack!\"\n\n\"YUUUSEEEIII!!\"\n\n\"I came!\"\n\n\"...WHAT?\"\n\n\"-To this city!\"\n\n\"OH.\"\n\n\"To give you a message... Card games on motorcycles.\"",
"I don't get why someone in the army just doesn't shoot him. All it would take is one guy who doesn't have parents alive to do it and they'd be free of the tyrant. I feel so bad for them because they seem like they're brainwashed into thinking their country is normal and better than others. :(",
"You just assumed that",
"Shouldn't people be sensitive to the fact to not make things worse for people when it is out of their control. I get the guy is trolling for fun but that fun seems a bit selfish and out of place. What if someone killed your mother and someone decided to dress just like your mother's killer and wave and laugh in front of you at a parade?",
"North Korea is one of the most fascinating things in the universe to me. I’ve read novella length statements in court database records of prison camp survivors, watched every documentary I could possibly find that has anything to do with the country, read countless articles, watched fuck loads of propaganda in their media/shows (There’s legitimately a child’s cartoon where a child that looked like he was 5-7 years old is studying but then holds his pencil like it’s a gun starts daydreaming about shooting and killing Americans), etc.\n\nYou’d be surprised at how (relatively speaking) normal the lives of the middle class and above are. It’s still not great, they still have the radio that plays Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il speeches 24/7 that cannot be completely turned off, they don’t eat as well as most of us do, and they still have to live in fear of doing anything that would send them to a Work camp (along with 2 of his generations), etc., but they aren’t starving and most seem to enjoy their lives which are quite mundane. Mainly because it’s the way of life they’ve always known so they don’t miss something they’ve never had, and have no reason to not believe the propaganda.\n\nThe lower class are the people living terrifying lives that are filled with a day to day feeling of dread and fear. I mean, imagine living a life where you’re hungry 100% of the time, very aware (and full of pure hatred and rage) deep down at how bullshit their country is, but knowing that if they say anything even slightly against the country/it’s current and previous 2 supreme leaders and someone that works at the run down factory they do hears and reports them (an opportunity they’d quickly seize due to the reward they’d get), not only will you most likely spend the entire rest of your life in a work camp that pretty much mirrors (and in some aspects are worse) concentration camps, but your children and parents (and grandparents if you don’t have children) would suffer the same fate as well (as I said earlier if you’re sent to one your 2 nearest generations do as well even if they’ve done nothing at all/are children). \n\nWait what the fuck was the point I was trying to make at the beginning of writing this comment? Uhh..I mean, at least now you know some fun facts that will probably make you the life of the party I guess?",
"Haha true that. I gave up after a couple of minutes.",
"I thought she was checking out the guy behind the impersonator",
"If you don't know the difference between facts and a strawman, stay in school. ",
"I suppose that's possible, but that's not how they presented it in the video, and I think they would know. ",
"This guy is basically signing their death warrant. Any of these women caught with the wrong facial expressions---- and off with their head \n\n-kim jong un",
"If one of my family had a chance to escape hell at my expense, I hope they would bounce and plot for me once they were safe. Even if it means my life. One in the hand is worth two in the bush.",
"It's pretty sickening to me that US media is fawning over these girls and Kim Jong Un's sister like they aren't propaganda tools for an oppressive and violent regime. ",
"They say that Kim Jong Un has fathered more children than anyone in history and that he always uses the most expensive premium lubricant when he impregnates the women, so does that make him the Lube Preme Seeder?",
"What if we count other countries the US has intentionally starved? Do those count? ",
"Right? All the communist countries have THE BEST camps and they're all free.\n\nStupid capitalist pigs making us pay for camp.",
"We're going to have a lot of fun with this, aren't we? \n\n\n.... fuck you north korea. ",
"that's heavy!",
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA Buddy. Don't you know what season it is? You're gonna need a permit for that amount of burning.",
"Could you imagine what would have happened had one of them laughed? I shudder to think but that son-of-a-bitch would have done to them, upon their return.",
"Part of the backlash, imo, comes from libertarians like me who are opposed to more government control, esp. in something as basic as what you eat.\n\nNot that all of the backlash is justified though.",
"Well, she is a beautiful, accomplished woman.",
"To ensure that none of them escape, as they would be betraying their own team.",
"Both sides are garbage. People need to accept that statement at some point. ",
"Which is a different country... lol they're different people.\n\n",
"That's because the left loves actual dictators. Especially leftist ones.",
"...what the fuck?",
"Wouldn't you if you were Kim?",
"Yeah! Lunch!",
"Oh I see, typo. Oldest trick in tge book, you have no arguement so resort to grammer lol ",
"Ok now count the famine in Yemen caused by the US blockade. ",
"I wonder if Kim Jong Un misheard his title and thought he was supposed to be the Supreme Eater instead of the Supreme Leader",
"[A SE news correspondent was there and recorded it](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/963706291523747841). \n\nWhy would they have to fake it? North Korean fans are at all of their events cheering them on, so the impersonator just needs to turn up in front of them to get a reaction. Someone would have called them out by now if there were two sets of NK fans.\n\nHonestly, it would be way harder to stage it then just do it for organically. \n\nHe's also been taken away from the police - the cheerleaders would've as well if they were in on it.",
"Wrong. Salena Zito, a CNN contributor said as much on twitter as did Willie Giest of MSNBC. A quick google search will show you how many liberal media news outlets are normalizing and praising this fascist regime. ",
"\"I'm not a complete idiot. I'm only a **half-wit.** Now my father...he was a *complete idiot!*\"",
"Yes. I do know this. But we are talking about the general condition of a western prison not the place that the american government put terrorists. ",
"Escaping a propaganda fueled country alive and resisting all their brainwashing does tend to be a win in women's lists, at least I would assume so.\n\nDon't think I'd get much more action if I ran to Canada though.",
"Are there no suns on the planet you live on?",
"But surely the NK escorts have no power in SK? If a cheerleader wants to run away on their own they are surely allowed to, and if the NK escorts try to stop them with force, doesn't this breach SK law?\n",
"I love Donald Trump",
"Very very careful observation over tens of thousands of years. Sure there could be invisible wizards under water who push the tides back and forth at exactly the same time as the moon would, but we have no evidence of those wizards at all. So ancient peoples realized that the moon’s position and the tides were connected. \n\nThen we came up with a theory of gravity, and hey look, if we apply it to fluid dynamics, it predicts the tides based on the moon. \n\nIf you or anyone thinks that there is another explanation, you have to create a model that explains it that predicts the observable effects and either fits in with other physics models or replaces and predicts them. \n\nSo TLDR we watched the moon and the tides, and came up with an explanation that uses known observed natural phenomena that can predict future events. \n\nTwo moons - could have a number of effects. If they orbited us at opposing positions, we would have no tides. But basically the mass of each moon would pull the fluid on the earth towards it. \n\nOh and the moon isn’t the only thing that makes tides too - there’s effects from the sun too. This is why there are sometimes very large tides and very small tides. \nEdit- and local variables too -it’s a complex system. ",
"Good thing none of them were caught smiling or they probably just shouldn't go back",
"I was wondering how the NK athletes didn't just defect while in South Korea. I think this is the answer. They hold their families hostage until they return.",
"Jokes on you. She hates her family.",
"Then you might find this interesting: [What is Ideology](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch5ZCGi0PQ)",
"The fact that you are adamant about what is or isn't happening in NK without first hand experience, means you are actually subject to brainwashing. You believe that the information that is fed to you is the truth and the information that other people share is the false brainwashing propaganda. It's like you're double brainwashed. Fascinating indeed, and kinda sad.",
"Nice try Kim Jong Un",
"I mean, if we want to be friends (or at least not-enemies) and try to shift their view of us maybe we shouldn't start by making fun of them and their whole belief system?",
"Banh mi",
"Sadly it's all too common for politicians to abuse their power for sexual gain. \n\nI query how true most of this information is, it's not like our governments discourage North Korean propaganda and this is \"the hermit kingdom\" where little information gets out, yet we claim to know all of this. ",
"Those are not my words, these things are said by those sources. None of which have been confirmed to be true btw.\n\nCould you cite a source for those athletes who were sent to these 'torture resorts'?",
"I don't think NK really cares much about \"laws\" and \"rules\".",
"My understanding is that part of the peace agreement for the olympics was that she had to attend to ensure NK wouldn't try to bomb any of the big events.",
"\"I dont know\"",
"To get to reunification without a major war breaking out is the end goal.",
"(Throws our baseless accusations, calls them facts, wants only facts to be able to deny baseless accusations)",
"There's a good likelihood that some or all of them have been outside of the DPRK before this. They probably were educated at nice foreign schools. \n\nEven if they understand how the world works and what their country really is, they probably also understand that they'll have cushier lives as the elite in the DPRK than they will as ordinary citizens anywhere else.",
"I know there's a lot of first hand information about that from defectors. There are some pretty heart breaking stories from people who managed to escape.",
"Wait… how many faces does your ex-girlfriend have?",
"Just Incase you were a libtard and thought this was going to end with peaceful unification: The man that person is impersonating, murdered his brother killed his uncle killed a bunch of other people that raised him and is now building a nuclear missile, and all the North Koreans fucking love him.\n\nI keep seeing posts about how Mike Pence is a jerk from liberals on Facebook.\n\nGet real. This is not a utopia. ",
"Oh yeah they just need to get rid of this one guy and then everything will be great. That's definitely how that works.",
"Yeah, they probably live a good life. Not amazing but extremely privileged for their country. All these commenters just shooting in the dark about torture and 3-generation imprisonment (which certainly does happen) forget that life in NK for the aristocrats is much much different and probably more lax than life for a rural peasant. \n\nDon't get me wrong, living in NK sucks but it's one thing to be a generals daughter who's been taught how to cheer since primary school versus a poor farmers daughter that works the fields all day.",
"There are many religious people that don't become sheep, and there are many atheists that do. Religion isn't the only thing someone will follow blindly. Whether it be government, political parties, or conspiracies, almost everyone is in danger of becoming a sheep.",
"hah! Never thought of that. I still don't think it would have stopped Kim Jong. What does he care?",
"She dead. ",
"I'm not sure which part of the video shows the trolling? The fact that he said he'd support black fighters? Or what?",
"He is living the Chinese emperor life with 3000 wives...",
"kek",
"oh god that's even more cringey. ",
"Citizenship has nothing to do with the Foreign Agents Registration Act.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Agents_Registration_Act\n\n> The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) is a United States law passed in 1938 requiring that agents representing the interests of foreign powers in a \"political or quasi-political capacity\" disclose their relationship with the foreign government and information about related activities and finances. The purpose is to facilitate \"evaluation by the government and the American people of the statements and activities of such persons.\" \n\n...\n\n> Syed Ghulam Nabi Fai, a US citizen from Indian held Kashmir, was arrested in 2011 by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for lobbying secretly for Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence agency.\n\nAlso many of these \"American citizens\" possess dual citizenship in Israel or the immediate right to apply for such citizenship.",
"https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/geophysics/tide-cause.htm",
"You're not stupid but you have little to no understanding of the complexities of geopolitics. They have nuclear weapons. There's no good option for getting rid of North Korea that doesn't involve huge loss of life. ",
"I wonder how extreme the culture shock must be for them, getting to leave NK for a while, see people from all over the world, be put up in truly nice facilities, have all the food and whatever else they’d want at their disposal, then to have to go back - nobody would believe them about the outside world ",
"Lolwut.",
"Maybe they thought it was actually Kim jong un",
"Quick, get Psy on the phone, we've gotta get him for the new National Anthem. Y'know, for SoNoKo.",
"It's good that we have so many intelligence officers here on Reddit, sharing their well-sourced and vast knowledge about North Korean punishment methods!",
"*You are now moderator of* r/Pyongyang",
"Kimpossible ",
"Ha! Jokes on you! We were supposed to count from right to left, so you just executed the girl who wasn't supposed to be executed... Now go execute the rest AND the executioner, for messing up up the execution.",
"They probably don't want to. North Korea is one of the longest standing dictatorship in history, you can't achieve that being incompetent (and without being ruthless). These people that represent NK tô the outside world are most likely very well treated there. They don't have liberty, but they never tasted before, and being born there, it is probably not one of their core values.",
"I got a pretty clear message a reminder that the people of North Korea definitely like Kim Jong more than they like me or us or anyone else.... The war is definitely going to happen.",
"Something will be shed, but not light.",
"LOL. That means \"aggressive wave flag\", as in a flag with an aggressive ocean wave on it. \n\nWhat you're looking for is 깃발을 공격적으로 흔들다. ",
"I can't stay in school it's full of TeH cOmMiEzzz",
"I am also intrigued to see this digitally recorded incident.",
"it is really jarring how people are hand-waving this reality because it makes it harder for them to feign outrage on the internet",
"If everyone is punished when one does something wrong, then everyone is extra vigilant to make sure no one in the group does something wrong. ",
"[SoDoSoPa] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXMWJyOdgw)",
"ITT A lot of people who know exactly what punishment they would receive in one of the most secretive countries in the world.",
"*the international association of anti globalists",
"No we definitely trolled him the best, we got him to **voluntarily** give up his nuclear weapons program and disarm, then we let Killary overthrow his government and kill him.\n\nHe (nor NK/Iran) won't make that mistake again!",
"Sean Bean dies",
"The average person in NK isn't exactly well educated.",
"I became 6% whiter as I read it.",
"Your worldview is 100% black and white dude.\n\nEven in a dictatorship, you got to please certain people in order to make them work for the regime.\n\n[Watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs) this video to get an idea.",
"Call me ignorant. But i can’t really understand their reaction. Why do they look disgusted? ",
"Because at the end of the day, most people don't really give a fuck. China sells the organs of political prisoners and we still have Wal-Marts full of products made there.",
"South Park has never made me laugh harder than in that episode.\n\n“And after having dinner, take a stroll to historic Kenny’s house”",
"It really isn't my style of humor but Robot Chicken still makes me chuckle almost any time I see it.\n\nSooooo maybe it is my style of humor.",
"Its a fact. Here's a quick quote from a book i just read on NK.\n\n>Any Koreans who had to venture abroad always had family left behind, to ensure their safe and loyal return. Once they came back, they spent months laboring on farms to eliminate any corrupting ideals and to always remember the value of Juche. In addition, most of those who had been educated in other countries were sent off to be reeducated in the enlightenment centers.",
"SoLaCa- South of the labor camps",
"i read moreso with an italian accent. ",
"Don’t you dare impersonate that guy who starves us all!",
"Just in case you don't know, the flat earth society is actually a kind of debate club... Where people are supposed to argue a nonsensical point to hone their debate skills.\n\nI won't deny that some people don't seem to get that and are arguing literally... But a lot are just kinda debate trolls?",
"Lol @ North Korea.",
"What? Glamorized? By saying the cheerleaders are acting in a way to not get their families killed that’s considered praising a regime? Try harder with your reading comprehension. ",
"To be fair the NK civilians visiting probably have strict curfews and are told that South Korea is corrupt, riddled with crime, and people are starving every day while the rich capitalists throw this extravagant event, flaunting thier wealth they obtained by exploiting the working class.",
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"Regardless of the consequences that their families would suffer, they likely belong to the elite in North Korea who probably have a better life than most of us, so wouldn't really want to defect and live a life where they have to earn a mediocre living.",
"The International alliance of Isolationists.",
"Glad to hear it. The whole “govt trying to hide Jesus” angle got a few of my friends. There’s no convincing them of anything now either. Hook line and sinker. ",
"Well no I could tell that was \"the\" lol I didn't even notice the typo till i was typing my response. I'm talking about the whole comment... It doesn't make sense. ",
"They dont seem to be in love?",
"Do you?",
"Yeah uh..don't click on random people's usernames.",
"You say that as if the elite of North Korea live happily",
"Now imagine Americans reacting to some one impersonating trumph in Iraq. ",
"North Korea only came to lobby for lighter economic sanctions. it's strictly a political stunt that they're even at the Olympics.",
"I’ve meet quite a few. Most are regular conspiracy theorists to begin with like 9/11 was an inside job and were dumb enough to believe that mermaid thing on Discovery channel a while ago. Don’t forget the one who believes chem trails and is first to point out global warming is a problem *but is proud to have voted for Trump and fully supported his decision to end the EPA and hide all climate change info, thus furthering their own conspiracy further*. But recently, they’ve been getting into the flat earth thing together. So I have four people that I know that believe we live on a flat earth now. \n\n",
"His citizens will die for him, and remember he killed his brother his uncle and everyone else who raised him because he was paranoid... and now is building nuclear missiles.\n\nThe liberal media wants peaceful unification but that’s because they’re just a bunch of peace loving hippy is not because they actually understand what’s happening.\n\nWe are on the precipice of war with them, this is going to happen. There will be no peaceful unification.",
"The ocean is pull towards the moon so the tide is highest when the moon is directly above it. The moon might not move all that much per day in its orbit, but the Earth is also spinning which causes the rise and fall of the tide.\nThere is a better and more detailed explanation at this link http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moontides/",
"Olimpics are all about leaving politics aside to compete. At least they should be. ",
"Because it's not the supreme leader?",
"I haven’t noticed any praise being given to their dear leader. What’s wrong with praising his sister, did she do something wrong?",
"I feel the same way, but I'm always worried I don't know enough about it to make an educated statement that doesn't make me seem like I have my head up my ass. I just don't get it- is there something i'm missing? Why are we cool with them being involved in this? Why let them compete? I know the USA can't start anything with NK because China has said they will defend them if the US attacks first. But why? \n\nI'm just confused and frustrated as to why the developed world knows how much of a shitshow NK is but nobody does anything about it.",
"Hi, I’m part of CK marketing team. When can you start. ",
"Not if you're rich and powerful and have a privileged life there already. Look at it from their point of view - member of the highest class in NK, or poor refugee in another country? The only way the powerful people are gonna have their families punished is if they fuck up and piss off someone even more powerful. As long as they stay in line, they have pretty awesome lives. What's the incentive to defect? Yeah freedom morals etc, but not a lot of people will give up a life of luxury for that.",
"Piques*",
"The whole concept of political satire doesn’t exist for these people. I bet they see it the same way you would see it if your colleague came to work wearing your clothes and a mask made to look like your face. You would be beyond creeped out and offended.",
"Those girls were investigated. To be chosen they shouldn't have any relatives or friends who had criticized the government. ",
"\"I don't know\".",
"Trollin be... IN DA HOUSE!",
"That's got nothing to do with communism.",
"Only those who have too much to lose by defecting would have been selected. The are the pampered 1%, look at their faces. Do they look malnourished?",
"Yeah, I think I got the point after the 8 or so messages ",
"You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang",
"Let's musk up!",
"You can have a point of view on abortion or on pizza toppings, but when you just contradict things that are backed by many scientific evidence as well as many first hand accounts from astronauts it stops being à point of view and starts being delusion.",
"Meme heavy Bois.",
"Only those who have too much to lose by defecting would have been selected. The are the pampered 1%, look at their faces. Do they look malnourished?",
"They’ve been threatening it for awhile, idk how much of it is enforced “at gun point” per say but they have a huge population of slaves, so that might be where the families ends up, slave labor. A lot of their rules are far fetched I could imagine them holding families hostage. \n\n[interesting stuff ](https://www.hrw.org/world-report/2017/country-chapters/north-korea) ",
"Let's musk up!",
"This seems like quite a bold claim to put out there without even attempting to defend it.",
"*Her resolve is tested!*",
"How do you know?",
">college children\n\nLmao communism will win",
"In what way did msn praise Kim jong un? And does msm equate to every news outlet that is not faux news?",
"Sounds similar to our economic system! (Not advocating for shit tier Juche authoritarianism) ",
"In what way did msn praise Kim jong un? And does msm equate to every news outlet that is not faux news?",
"Yeah, I think I got the point after the 8 or so messages ",
"It’s so rare it didn’t even register on the cause of death stats for 2015 in the US:\n\nhttps://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db267.htm",
"She dead",
"[Go-Karting with Bowser](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoKartingWithBowser) ",
"Yeah, but then after he was killed we all ran around putting things in each other's butts and yelling Gaddafi ",
"So is no one telling the North Koreans attending the Olympics that their dictator is insane? ",
"That face looks containing murderous rage to me",
"I don't know about that. Dear Leader is the perfect ideal of manhood. This impersonator is fat. If she thinks he looks like Dear Leader, she may require \"re-education\". ",
"Why do I feel like that face is directed towards the hockey game ",
"Sounds like a job for /r/photoshopbattles \n\nEdit: Someone [already posted it](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7xi8rn/psbattle_north_korea_cheerleader_reaction_to_kim/)",
"In what way did the msm praise him? I haven’t seen this at all and I read plenty of different msm sites including faux news",
"Better than you I'm sure. People seem to forget that the elite in NK are basically treated as royalty",
"maybe it's Maybelline? ",
"Ha. ",
"that was underwhelming",
"Girl lower left, kinda amused ",
"> Dude had assassins use a chem weapon in a foreign airport. He fed his uncle to dogs. Alive.\n\nWhere's the source for all that? A South Korean newspaper?",
"\"Never got 18 holes in one!\"",
"They are conditioned from birth to love “the dear leader” and to impersonate, tease, disrespect, or show no loyalty to him is the most horrible thing a North Korean could do. Hence their look of disgust.",
"No, the North Korea government is. He's just a fat guy walking by them.",
"I don't know, the one on the bottom left looks turned on IMO.",
"\\#notmyhypebeast ",
"Sure, but that doesnt explain CNN splashing their coverage and front page with stories about how she is \"The Star of the Olympics\"",
"That's a profile, not praise, and they literally compare North Korea to Nazi Germany in that article. ",
"https://vimeo.com/102051605´\n\nPyongyang is pretty nice. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAIzEI1IpPw\n\nThey have nice waterparks aswell. There are a lot of nice places in North Korea. Don't believe everything the media tells you. ",
">\"complexities of geopolitics\" \n\n\n>mentions nukes\n\n\nWow how nuanced",
"I like those jackets though.",
"Shortly afterwards, America walked along pavement made of good intentions and made war on him. Now Libya is a dismembered anarchic state. Good job, America!",
"I was discussing this the other day as well. I would anticipated a certain level of culture shock? But I guess they spend quite some time preparing them for it, and probably are convinced it is all fake to show the rest of the world. ",
"I really hope that one day we all figure out how to live with each other. Honestly we are people, people like peace. Koreans fight because of fear, American fight because they want to. Who wins? I hope korean leadership will understand that feeding there citizens exploring how to farm enmass will benefit them not go against them. When people get creative that is when a nation rises. I am pro choice and if all the nations figured it out. Why is Korea still stuck in this rational?",
"The Jews, man, the Jews.",
"You also have to admire his copious alt accounts.",
"Ops examples might be over the top, but it makes sense since US culture is so much more different and desensitized the examples will have to be over the top to drive the point home. A Kim impersonater is something these girls would never even think to see anywhere and of course they will find it disgusting. Much more than if an American happens to see a regular Bill Clinton impersonater. ",
"I think they are actually angry that someone would impersonate their revered leader. Despite the oppression, they are brainwashed.",
"People downvote you because you are batshit crazy, not because they dislike you 'bullying' North Korea.",
"Hitting all the [emotions](https://www.therapistaid.com/worksheets/printable-emotion-faces.pdf).\n ",
"As long as he's not banned from r/pingpong/",
"ew. - The Cheerleaders.",
"The only time I hear people talk about safe spaces is when some edgy dude cries about them on the internet. ",
"Could anything really happen to her if she did? North Korea would back her and South Korea will know she is just brainwashed and they can't keep her. There is no downside to her stabbing him",
"https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/856554/North-Korea-latest-Kim-jong-un-sex-slave-girl-legs-defector\n\nJust straight from the mouth of a defector you disgusting commie apologist ",
"You claim they aer brainwashed, they are kept in line through fear. You're not very good at this are you XD",
"Apparently the guy is British. He was detained and later released by the police. I just love the fact that he did it though. All these North Korean women will go back to North Korea with stories about how the rest of the world doesn't take their leader seriously whatsoever.",
"Sounds majestic.\n\nBut the impersonator probably didn't want to go that far. It would have upset all the over sensitive Trump supporters.",
"That guy's lucky they didn't take out their aggression on him.",
"They changed it recently thanks to Logan Paul being such an enormous fuckwad.",
"> because it still supports them in a roundabout way.\n\nBecause the only earthers fear is sphere itself. ",
"For real, that whole red vs blue shit is getting so old. They're the same fuckin thing to me, liars.",
"Lower left is not disgusted enough. Off with her head!",
"Imagine the whole world is a big party and no one can leave. There is no police to call and the dude beats your friend. You need to get your hands dirty but he is heavily armed and not scared to use it if he needs to. So saving your friend may result in your life and possibly countless people around you. In the end your friend is also gonna get beat up because he isn't giving up that easy and is willing to use your friend as a shield.\n\nSo you need to make some choices here and doing nothing seems to be the safes especially if you are elected and won't have to deal with the crazy dude after the party.",
"That article depicts Kim Jong un as a brutal dictator with nazi style death camps. Wow what praise !!",
"There was a post in the science sub recently to an study that basically said that a certain type of people are simply prone to believing conspiracies.\n\nSo you're just not one of those types of people, probably because you live under a chemtrail pathway.",
"I don't know to what extent thats carried through (with the three generations) but extreme collective punishment is a thing, you have children growing up in concentration camps, being punished for \"crimes\" of their grandparents generation.\n\nI think perspective is key, our worldview is very strongly influenced by our education, family and social circle - it doesn't need to be a full on leader cult etc, look at how allergic many americans are to communism and socialism as ideas but also as words alone.\n\n*Socialist*'s definition in american english and even more so colloquial use diverges quite a lot from its british definition (and european translations)...the often almost instinctual rejection of those things and words might be at times warranted but often is a learned reaction - from education, school and society en large, and people often enough don't understand the terms, they just understand how they are used in rhethoric and politics as tools/weapons. Now take that and extent it to all aspects of life...you get a mental image of the world thats twisted (from our understanding of it) and aslong as you are in North Korea it might hold up for the most part because you lack context...people, even families, don't talk open to each other because of prosecution for minor infractions, so you lack any historical context, you are busy surviving which doesn't give you much room for reflection and the idea itself is dangerous because it might make you a target. The whole ideological system might break down in places but knowing nothing else few people will make the step to reject it entirely and rather see it as flawed - which they largly won't communicate because they fear persecution, so you might have a silent majority of all isolated people who think they are the only ones seeing flaws etc.\n\nAnd if you leave (for something like the Olypmics) you are propably very confused...all the contradictions to what you believe and have seen and been taught. And you are propably highly suspicous of everything, partly because of propaganda but also because everything might be a test to see your resolve to behave \"proper\" (and it kinda is, you are testing yourself to behave according to learned norms but you will also be watched) and because you are propably generally paranoid about the nature of \"truth\" from having seen other contadictions etc...it might dawn on you that you have been living with a lie but accepting that should always be a huge step and it wouldn't be surprising if many didn't take it.",
"Yeah they probably would just die of organ failure due to lack of nutrients instead. Then there is the fact that they are homeless or can't afford to heat their homes. This winter along killed quite a lot of elderly.",
"^^^",
"I think you are confused on what liberal means. I think you see it as a line from fascism to communism. There are communist on Reddit but liberals and communist are actually two different groups who often hate each other more than they hate those on the right. Liberals are die hard capitalist, to the point of using the government to make sure capitalism does not fail. Communist mock this as proof that capitalism is failing and want the conservatives to completely disrupt the social safety net which will lead to panic and perhaps devolve into communism. ",
"I’ve only had this thought once before and man did I feel bad for that dude",
"I always assumed the reason why NK was so friendly in negotiations prior to the olympics was to ensure that if anyone defects, the South Koreans will deport them back. They don’t want to miss the Olympics for propaganda reasons, but they also don’t want their athletes and officials defecting. ",
"[The sun has a story on it](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5576160/kim-jong-un-impersonator-kicked-out-winter-olympics/)",
"Why not ?",
"SodoSopa is so over. CtPa Town is where it’s at",
"They hate us cuz they anus.",
"I don't know why or care too much, probably some crappy bit of propoganda and influencing perceptions like we see in this thread. Cheerleaders wouldn't get arrested and sure he got taken away, great, doesn't mean anything at all. All I'm saying is that reaction is a scripted one from crappy dramas. You can watch it in any Korean Drama that uses a small bit of \"comedy\". Go ahead, browse a few and you'll see what I mean eventually. It's the female lead's gag-skit reaction to some crappy thing the made lead does to tease her. It's bad acting.",
"they sent back their last prisoner in a coma days from death after 17 months of incarceration for stealing......a poster. he had 13 years left on his sentence. \n\nTheyre big on punishment. ",
"Do you mean the talking point that even CNNs jake Tapper agrees that this article was shit? http://www.cnn.com/2018/02/10/asia/kim-sister-olympics/index.html?sr=twCNN021018kim-sister-olympics1126AMVODtop",
"Easily said in response to a hypothetical where no lives you treasure are in jeopardy.\n\nGo watch interviews with defectors. Watch their faces as they acknowledge that they were aware of what would happen to their family if they fled the country. The conditions in the camps are so severe and barbaric that they take on the weight of dooming their entire family to a nightmare because they can not survive that very same nightmare any longer. \n\nThen go thank whatever deity or school of thought you ascribe to that by complete random chance you were born somewhere with the freedom to make stupid comments like this instead of in the DPRK.",
"> could be PUNISHED\n\n**could**\n\nA conditional, something that most newspapers say when they don't know shit.\n\nAlso:\n\n> But at the time a South Korean intelligence source claimed they had escaped more severe chastisement.\n\nSo the sources are South Korean? I'm 100% sure they don't earn anything by spreading anti NK propaganda.",
"To the top. This link has several videos",
"I interpreted it more as \"I'm going to take your man seed whether you like it or not.\"",
"Second paragraph sounds a lot like The Hunger Games",
"Nothing that common people experience sure. North Korea's GDP was 17.40 billion USD, which is definitely small compared to any developed nation. But in a developed nation, that wealth is spread amongst the citizens. In NK, that wealth is held by a tight inner circle. The people that run NK enjoy the wealth generated by the entire nation.\n\nThe inner circle of NK supports and runs the country for the regime. If they turned on their leader, they could oust him. If the leader wishes to maintain control, he must provide them with incentives to keep him in power, such as showering them with the wealth and luxury generated from the peasants.",
"> So basically, these people have an answer to refute everything, but they have no evidence for their own claims.\n\nSome of them have a bit of \"evidence\" for their claims but mostly thats more or less how conspiracies work, yes. ",
"You're making no point at all and don't even understand what I'm saying.",
"\"Harry Truman said nothing when his mentor FDR brought concentration camps to American soil, something now regarded more as a historical footnote than as a source of horror.\n\nDwight Eisenhower personally oversaw the liberation of the Nazi camps, ordering them to be documented as much as possible so that history would never forget. But about the Korean camps he said not a word.\n\nJohn F. Kennedy stared down the Soviet Union and brought the world to the brink of nuclear war over what was happening in Cuba. But over the Korean incarcerations he challenged no one. \n\nLyndon Johnson was prepared to fight the DPRK for the sake of one ship, Pueblo, and her crew of eighty-two Americans. But about hundreds of thousands of Koreans he did nothing. \n\nRichard Nixon established relations with Chairman Mao, guiding China into a more liberal direction. But he never engaged with the far-weaker President Kim Il Sung, and never asked Mao to engage either. \n\nGerald Ford almost went to war with Korea because of a tree. Because of a tree! He made sure that it was struck down, while doing nothing about dismantling hundreds of yards of barbed wire. \n\nJimmy Carter personally visited Pyongyang several times, and based his entire post-Presidential career on advocating for human rights. But when it came to the DPRK, he kept silent. \n\nRonald Reagan told Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall, and wore a bulletproof vest as he visited the Bergen-Belsen camp. But he never spoke of tearing down the DMZ, or freeing those on the other side. \n\nGeorge H. W. Bush had been director of the CIA, privy to more intelligence than any other President before or since. But he never made any of his information public, nor did he act on it in private. \n\nBill Clinton sent his Secretary of State to Pyongyang. As a child, the Jewish-born Albright fled the Nazi occupation of her native Czechoslovakia. But rather than helping the children in the Korean camps, she raised a glass of wine in my honor. \n\nGeorge W. Bush included north Korea in his imaginary axis of evil and publicly said that he loathed me. But his primary concern was that we were seeking nuclear weapons, not interning hundreds of thousands of our people.\n\nBarack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize after a campaign touting the audacity of hope. Yet for the prisoners in our camps, there is no hope possible. Should north Korea ever be invaded, all of them will be immediately executed before the camps are razed to the ground. The hostile elements know this with every fiber of their being, because the guards constantly and explicitly remind them of this fact. \n\nThere’s a Western expression that “all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.” What an absurdity! A “good man” will always at least attempt to do something, by definition. It can’t be said that the American people themselves don’t care. They do care—so much so that the DPRK is constantly discussed in the news. No other foreign leader is as much the subject of American curiosity as myself. By contrast, how many in the United States can name the current President of south Korea? How many can name any President of south Korea? Yes, the Americans care—but they care about the spectacle, and not about the people. Dear reader, while students in your schools wring their hands, wondering how the Nazi camps could have been allowed to happen, children in our enlightenment centers are being clubbed to death in front of their peers for stealing grains of corn. While ladies in your stores complain about the fit of their clothes, women in our enlightenment centers are having their legs amputated for submitting to rape—and then using tires to push themselves to report to work. While men in your offices stress over their workload, men in our enlightenment centers are sent to mines that they will knowingly die in, literally never seeing sunlight again. There’s nothing you can do about it, and there’s nothing that your leaders—or any world leaders—will do about it.\"\n\nFrom Dear Reader: an unofficial autobiography of Kim Jong Il. \n\nTL;DR: the worlds all talk no walk when it comes to NK.",
"I just spit up my coffee haha. Nice.",
"(raughs)",
"So... Hunger Games. The worst thing about dystopian novels is how easy it is to imagine that human nature got us there, under completely reasonable circumstances. :-(",
"Ignoring them and not even trying to influence them seems like a bigger mistake in the long run. ",
"I would bet that the majority of the \"cheerleaders\" are intelligence agents, anyway.",
"That last sentence seems cool, although rather untrue. I'd say \"If someone reasoned him/her/apacheself into a belief then he/she/apache can be reasoned out of it.\"",
"That’s honestly a good question, kinda interesting how NK Military personnel defected to South Korea. It made me think that even the soldiers aren’t being treated that well, which is odd because a regime is nothing without its army. They must be struggling resources wise, but there’s probably a 1%-.5% that lives decent lives. ",
"Depends on who's alive. ",
"I am suprised this is a talking point from anyone looking to discredit the \"media.\" \n\nIts the fucking Olympics; the point is to be nice to everyone for 2 weeks. ",
"Eh. Is NK still reported as stricken with famine? I know the situation there for people isn't that great (to put it lightly), but I thought actual famine was mostly a thing in the 90s.",
"It's all in the nostrils my man. She's snarling with her lips pulled up--which coincidentally happens when someone is just trying to bust a nut, but given the context she's probably just pissed and imagining slapping this guy",
"He has more paparazzi following him than I would have expected.",
"\" what are we doing here? are we having a staring contest?\"",
"Canada and the US\n\nCanadian prisons are supported by federal and provincial taxes whereas the US has largely privatized the industry which can lead to incentivizing wardens to keep inmates within their system.\n\nCanada also does not have the death penalty.\n\nPrisoners are compensated for their labour (albeit at a heavily reduced amount) and are subject (at least in Canada) to the same human and workers rights as any other citizen.\n\nNorth Korean prisoners are afforded none of these luxuries.",
"\"Of the tens of thousands of North Koreans who have fled to South Korea since the Great Famine of the late 1990's, only a rare few have ever asked to return.\"\n\nRight out of one of your articles... so no definitely not most more like \"Very few who were all well off and lived in the capital in big apartments want to go back because they miss their family\". The lady in the CNN article was a dressmaker and her husband was a doctor and they lived a good life there and she still wanted to risk defection to get away from North Korea. And nothing is stopping her from going back besides knowing she would be going to a place that would surely have her executed, and she would learn the consequences of her defection on her family.",
"Maybe so, but when you are in constant fear for you and your family’s life, all that seems a lot less appealing, I say with confidence that any of the North’s Korean elites who haven’t been brainwashed would defect without a second thought if there was no risk for them or their family",
"So is this a real thing or is it just a big joke? Like \"haha got ya, who would actually believe that.\" There is a lot of dumb shit that goes on in people's heads but this is one I don't get.",
"But Antarctica would only be one of multiple edges, no? If it's a flat square or disk, there must be edges in every direction",
"I'm not certain, but it's likely.",
"Would you be nice to hitler if he were at the olympics? How about Genghis Khan?",
"Reunification is about the only thing that can take care of the issue of North Korea without millions of casualties. \n\nTheres really no need to talk shit. What would it acomplish? We already know the dictator and his family are buttholes. ",
"(not to be confused with the Sunoco gas station)",
"It's from a book, the writer was on the Joe Rogan podcast last year. Can't remember the title. \n\nEDIT: *Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il,* by Michael Malice. ",
"omg it's like a copy and paste or something. ",
"Lol what? ",
"Are you telling me being anti-racist is edgy? What's wrong with you?",
"Satire is one of the backbone of freedom. We shouldn't compromise freedom of speech for the safety of others.",
"Because that's creepy and just shows that someone's comment triggered you so much you wanted to go through their post history for...reasons.",
"Dude is a /r/The_Donald poster, this kind of disingenuity is par for the course",
"Yes, I was curious about that case with the worm.\n\nIn Africa (Congo comes to mind) you sometimes have the case that in a struggle the military won't be paid to see who loyal, who sticks around despite not being rewarded. I kinda doubt that such a calculation makes sense for North Korea but it might be a possibility.",
"I hope people see this comment, it's an excellent summarization of the North Korean social structure as it stands today, February 14th, Valentine's empty holiday, people in North Korea are starving and dying. \n\nThe government [more a cabal] totally, totally, ignores the state of their nation, that they fought and insisted on making seperate [russian infleunce pre-cold war] so that they could just ignore it 60 years later. \n\nAll of that war and turmoil just so the elite could lavish in their power and hobbies [getting the world's media attention every couple of months]. \n\nYou want to know why Trump is always going on about Jung-Il? Because they're from the exact same cloth; they don't give a shit about the people they're leading. The difference is that Jung-Il doesn't know that he has no real power but Trump is starting to figure that out. Which is why his administration is leaning more into misinformation and the dilution of law and responsibility. \n\nThe North Korean social structure is a grim and likely look into America's future. ",
"The part that gets me is this is willful stupidity, they don't really have a cult or even a figurehead. Its not even organized. Its just well aligned gullibility. ",
"If they exhaled and removed most of the air from their lungs, they could actually take their helmet off and not die. The lack of matter will keep them from freezing to death and having compressed lungs will keep them from rupturing.",
"Okay. North Korea is a very secretive socialist nation, with a (and I use this term lightly) “divine” leader, who is a dictator in every sense of the word. Expressing any form of dissent towards him gets you imprisoned and/or executed. North Korea’s inhabitants are subject to constant propaganda that makes their leader out to be a god, and the “capitalist” countries elsewhere out to be evil pigs. Additionally, there exists a philosophy there that if one person does anything like this, then three generations of their family also have a risk of having some of this same dissent, so they will be imprisoned too. In other words, people can be thrown into prison camps for their entire lives because of something their grandparents did before they were even born. Granted, their lives probably won’t be that long, anyway, because outside of the small elite class who lives in the only developed part of the entire country, pretty much everyone who lives in North Korea is starving. Everyone who came to the olympics form it was a part of the elite class, without a doubt. Also, attempting to defect into South Korea will result in you being killed if you are caught, and your friends and family being incarcerated regardless of whether or not you succeed. Is that enough for you?",
"Yeah Why would they have that reaction? Like it’s an impersonator it looks like him, what if it actually was him? I know it’s not but how could they have been certain at that moment?",
"Which government? ",
"You don't have to copy/paste your comment 3 times buddy",
"No....\"So. No. Ko\".\n\nSay it with me now...",
"I feel like you didn’t pay attention to what I said. Sacrificing themselves so that their offspring can have a better life somewhere else. It’s what parents and sometimes their friends will do. Accept the consequences so that their child can be happy. So that’s why I don’t think it works like people think it does. It’s most likely born from our own propaganda.",
"It is a peaceful diplomatic event. I am sure the foreign media is being nice to Pence too, despite him being evil. ",
"You must not have watched the news that month. Google it. In a Malaysian airport.",
"Isn't that just /pol/?",
"You're bad at trolling. ",
"It’s a feature that is part of Reddit. It is very easy to use. It’s like clicking on any link out of curiosity. It also gives you insight to see why someone says the things they do. You should write to Reddit to ask them to disable it because you find it creepy.",
"These aren’t great articles for North Korea. Just shows that a few people had a tough time in South Korea. Doesn’t take away the human rights violations of the north or the oppressive poverty and countless big brother spies.",
"r/latestagecapitalism is going to be pissed at this guy.",
">It's like on V for Vendetta when the TV host makes fun of the High Chancellor and gets black bagged for it, but ~~it's actually happening.~~ no sane person would even attempt it. \n\n",
"If you don’t want people reading what you say don’t post it publicly my man. ",
"No I didn't, I'm from north Korea ",
"Hi, me.",
"Yes that's exactly what I said, good job.",
"I was unsettled by how reasonable and rationale the flat earthers are able to make on their claim. \n\nIt would really only take one mental effort of want and apathy to start believing them. \n\n\"You know what sure, the earth is flat, kind of makes sense, right? I mean, cell phones give us cancer and I don't trust the government. I'm SURE they're hiding tons of stuff like this from us!\"",
"I haven’t copy pasted at all, chief. Maybe double posted by accident, pal. But insightful comment either way, bro.",
"Again food insecurity and disease from poor nutrition definitely exist in the West, but actual starvation, like 3% body fat and loss of all muscle is a completely different thing that happened/happens in DPRK. You and I have probably never seen a truly starving person, even a very sick or homeless person here isn’t even close to that level. ",
"Yes. And what's your point?",
"Have you been lol? You're wrong about it looking pretty.",
"Well I'm working a job I currently can't stand, sign me up!!",
"*pops doublemint gum in mouth*",
"They send their *most* deluded. There's no shortage of deluded people in a full police state. \n\nAnd why would \"actively benefiting\" from their elite status cause them to *not* be deluded? If anything, that enhances the delusion. ",
"Oh I love it when people read what I write. I just think it's super creepy that they go through someone's post history. ",
"This is hilarious in all ways. I mean look at the guy, talking to some audience about how the money landing is fake while tons of people provide evidence of it being real in the chat",
"I noticed that too as well as the incredibly awkward commentary. The skate, to this completely untrained eye, was a strong one but it felt weird to compliment and admire the skaters knowing where they come from and who they represent. It's like complimenting a dancing slave; no matter how skilled and talented they are their effort and motivation isn't completely their own. \n\nI feel it is dangerous for media outlets to put any veneer on North Korea, even during the Olympics. Sure, it *should* only be about the sport itself but that is not how the media covers the event. They relish in humanizing the athletes to get you to connect with them on a personal level. No wonder they feel tongue-tied talking about any of the North Koreans.",
"> \"If someone reasoned him/her/apacheself into a belief then he/she/apache can be reasoned out of it.\"\n\nYes, I agree.\n\n> That last sentence seems cool, although rather untrue.\n\nOk. I don't agree. If someone has not reasoned themselves into a position, they are not relying on reason to cast their decision. Thus, no amount of reason will make them change your mind - it's the wrong form of leverage. If someone chooses to eat chicken over fish because they prefer the flavour of chicken, and you start talking about why fish have a more interesting breeding cycle to try and change their mind, it probably won't work. That's because you're using the wrong form of leverage.\n\nThe same is true here, whilst the analogy is very loose. Reason isn't going to change someone's mind if that's not how they made their mind up in the first place.",
"Pence is not evil. He has his own personal beliefs and nothing wrong with that. He never tried to force gays into conversion therapy or any other rumors like that. Stop with the bullshit.",
"Kim Jong *WTF?*\n\n-or-\n\nKim Jong Fun",
"How do we force the glasses on them?",
"Nice, I've been considering actually doing my job. Hopefully I'll find something soon before that crazy plan takes affect! ",
"You like it so much that you downvote people who respond to you and whine about it apparently.\n\n\nSnowflakes and social media man, turds in a blender. ",
"Just go to T_D for all the brainwash and denial you can handle!",
"Thanks ",
"A lot of older SKs want to \"return\" in a sense that they want to see their birth town again before they die but under a united Korea. I'm sure the same is true for some NK defectors as well.",
"I didn't say \"most\", but it's clearly not the completely depraved state you've been told it is if some people prefer it to South Korea. Also right out of one of the articles:\n>It is impossible to tell how many defectors have returned to the North. The unification ministry says it has records of only 13 double-defectors, three of whom ended up returning to South Korea.\n\n>Anecdotal evidence suggests the number is far higher. The South Korean JoongAng Ilbo newspaper quoted a former MP as saying that about 100 people had fled to the North via China in 2012 – a figure dismissed by the unification ministry – while about 800 defectors known to have arrived in South Korea are unaccounted for. Son says he knows of 70 to 80 North Koreans who are “desperate” to go home [...] “The South Korean media portray us as people who want to be seen as a victimised minority with a sense of entitlement,” Son told the Guardian in a recent interview in Seoul. “The government here won’t accept how difficult it is for defectors to adapt to life in a free-market economy, and for that we are treated with contempt.\n\n\nWere they \"brainwashed\" into not enjoying being treated like second-class citizens, working tremendously hard for almost nothing, with no guarantee they'll be taken care of in their old age? http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2015/04/10/398498496/a-forgotten-generation-half-of-s-koreas-elderly-live-in-poverty\n\nAnother interesting story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/09/south-korea-deport-korean-american-accused-praising-north",
"It does.",
"Outside the small circle of elites, who exactly is happy they live in North Korea?",
"Trial, lol, you sweet summer child.",
"Well it's less about the claims above, that's just the preliminary defense. \n\nPrimarily, these people *want* to believe that the earth is flat, it's exciting to feel like one of the few who've seen the \"truth\" or whatever as long as you feel different/an outsider/ special. \n\nWhen you get to the point where they're making claims, they're just deflecting and parrying, if you get past that, they start relying on \"Well what do you know\" logic, where no one but them and people who agree with them could ever be smart enough or credible enough to *actually* know so 'what do you even know anyways?'.\n\nIt's not about whether or not they genuinely believe that the earth is flat, it's just about them wanting to know the truth or have an insider advantage or whatever. \n\nSame thing with Jehovah's witnesses', \"Oh dont'cha know? Only 144,000 people get into heaven mhm. Better get with us, we know what's up.\"\n\n*and there is always going to be the variable crazies in any group. Some people do really believe the earth is flat, but they also believe that they were abducted by aliens or are on the trail of bigfoot. \n\nthen again, one crazy person in this world, at least, is probably correct and they actually WERE abducted by aliens or whatever their claim is. \n\nwhich is a hopeful thing right?",
"Are you a Korean-Bulgarian or... cuz I mean, your comment history says you’re Bulgarian...",
"Oh, I just googled rent a kid and I think I was mixing them up cause that's the same little girl.",
"> Plus NK aren't really bothering anyone\n\nActual North Koreans, and most South Koreans would beg to differ\n",
"Trump envies Kim because he seems strong, he’s an absolute dictator, and anyone who crosses him is killed ",
"Well, there is consensus on the important part, that's all that really counts.\n\nIt's like being anti-evolution. Or having 9-11 conspiracy theories. Or belonging to a sect of monotheism.",
"Nah, Pence tries to impose his belief system on others. \n\nYou are the one peddling bullshit.",
"So how good are the elites quality of life?",
"Are you having an aneurysm? ",
"Look at the whole thread from that tweet I sent you. \n\nAnd [this](https://nypost.com/2018/02/14/kim-impersonator-a-hit-with-north-korean-cheerleaders/), [this](http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/winter-olympics/2018-winter-olympics-kim-jong-un-lookalike-dancing-video-north-korea-cheerleaders-a8209786.html) and [this](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2018-iceh-w-cor-jpn-kim/north-korean-cheerleaders-caught-off-guard-by-fake-kim-jong-un-idUSKCN1FY1ID). \n\nPropaganda? From who? Both the South and North Korean's will want to distance themselves from this. It's embarrassing for both countries.\n\nI don't think you quite understand that those North Korean cheerleaders would not be allowed to watch South Korean scripted dramas. You think that people don't react in a similar way to people in a soap in real life? Soap's wouldn't exist if the actors didn't display human emotions....\n\nIt's not scripted or staged, literally no-one else thinks that. It's real.",
"Sure, try going over there and see how you like it. You're the crazy one here",
"Poverty in the United States and poverty in NK is completely different you incredible tool.",
"> empirically by far the most brainwashed country in the world\n\nBy all means, share your data that empirically proves this.\n",
"It makes him a know all prick!",
"You will be executed for questioning our methods, hang your head in shame while we go pick you up.",
"potentially.\n\nsigourney weaver's character says that line in Galaxy Quest",
"Maybe it's like when one religious group tries to call out another for being \"wrong\".",
"Lol, what a shitty attempt. Yeah yeah I know the Reddit narrative. You just regurgitated the same crap.\n\nAnd you think that proves stupid claims like people will get executed for not showing disgust at this impersonator?\n\nAnybody can write aweful shit about any country. \n\nHow old are you? Because you seem very naive.\n ",
"Debate practice. \n",
"It is fascinating in a horrible way. In our world it's like something out of a comic book or James Bond movie. It's hard to believe that a place like this really exists.",
"Yes\n\nThere's probably an actual government named in the conspiracy somewhere but for the life of me I can't remember",
"If I'm remembering her story correctly, she had a pretty gilded life in DPRK. She was chosen from a young age based on her looks to be schooled as a singer and eventually was some elite private entertainer for Kim Jong-il. Then her brother fled the country with his girlfriend, and so she and the rest of their family were subject to the 3 generations rule.\n\nBasically, she probably never would have left because she had it pretty great there, but because her brother defected the entire family was guilty by association and defected as well to escape being thrown in the prison camps or worse.",
"I disagree",
"They'll probably censor anything that doesn't conform to their beliefs though, which makes it hard to understand their point of view.",
"Which is even more sad, because that's a farce. Jung-Il is the puppet leader operated by a shadow government. I know it sounds like a boring conspiracy movie, but history happens and it's still happening and that's just the setup in NK lately. \n\nTrump envies a more perfected and effective puppet leader, which ironically, he is aspiring to be. \n\nIt's a tragedy, but 33% of us are insisting that it's a comedy. ",
"They are disgusted by someone impersonating and mocking their leader.",
"Nah I'm just making fun of people who were triggered enough to click on it. \n\nThe more attention my comments get the happier I am.",
"I'm probably missing details but like, [all of it is the base.](https://theflatearthsociety.org/home/application/files/thumbnails/small/4514/6118/3813/Flat_earth.jpg) All edges are guarded. I don't remember why though",
"Yes I do, what you're saying is just stupid.\n\nYou're saying you've seen the same expression in Korean drama's so the girl in the picture must be faking.\n\nWhich is stupid for so many reasons:\n\n1. You're talking about South Korean drama's which are form a different country. Do you really think this girl spends her day watching South Korean tv? Why would she have the same expression? You might as well say she's imitating MTV.\n\n2. Do you know that acting is imitating life situations? When people act shocked, the idea is to look like they are shocked. Maybe this is how she looks shocked? \n\n3. Do you really think this is 'scripted'? I'm sure North Korea has an impersonator on Kim Jong Un on the payroll and they paid the olympics to get a perfect shot.\n\nlol maybe it's just pretty shocking to see someone do something, that in your country, would warrant torture and death for your whole family. That would be my guess.",
"And working tremendously hard for little social or life quality gain doesn't happen in North Korea?\n\nNo situation is perfect, but arguing that South Korea is a worse place to live than North Korea is absurd. Sure, you might not be guaranteed a retirement plan and that is very sad that the elderly are discarded, but what evidence is there that in North Korea they provide for their elderly? They can't even feed their young able-bodied citizenry who would be able to provide services towards the country I very much doubt the elderly are getting preference over them.\n\nMost of the people who want to defect back to North Korea don't... and that is because they have nostalgia for their old home, their families, and also because they know that actually going back would be a nightmare. South Korea doesn't prevent people from going to China and booking a trip to Pyongyang, they could easily go back if they wanted to.\n\nJust because a lot of capitalist societies toss out their elderly to fend for themselves is no reason to go to a country that has barely enough food where the elderly probably starve.\n\nThere are a lot of places you can argue for that are very unjustly portrayed at every turn, like the USSR, but North Korea is just a silly hill to die on because they absolutely can not provide for their citizens and that is why people defect. Sure, South Korea especially makes up HUGE lies about them all the time, but that doesn't mean the reality isn't grim.",
"The word is \"conspiring\"",
"I didn't reason my way into Christianity, but I got reasoned out of it.",
"Well the top tier would work in government/the military (General class), favoured by KIJ and wealthy. They will be the only NK citizens with passports and so can experience life abroad. The other tier, civil servants, teachers etc are loyal, have their home and can eat. They’re NK middle-class.\nBeing in the regular military won’t guarantee regular food, As for everyone else, forget it; you’re on your own. And if you’re overheard complaining, it’s camp re-education for you. ",
"It's funny because if an Obama impersonator showed up at the American section everyone would find it hilarious ",
">He never tried to force gays into conversion therapy or any other rumors like that\n\n...\n\nyou, immediately after this post:\n\n\n>fagggggots. I wish worse on them\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/sjwhate/comments/7xh441/male_transgender_wrestler_rewarded_again_for/du8gpne/\n\nLOL \n\n",
"You believe they are brainwashed, I say its fear that keeps them in line. You probably dont understand my comment because this has never occured to you. You resort to petty confusion because you lack the skills to debate. You are not very good at this are you",
"Google translate defines the extent of my korean. But thanks for the correction. \n Cunningham's Law in action.",
"No I'm not",
"The perfect crime ",
"Awful",
"I suggest reading this article. It's not entirely on topic, but it contrasts the different experiences some defectors had in the country before they left, and it highlights how different DPRK is for the privileged class compared to the peasants:\n\n https://gpinvestigations.pri.org/from-tyranny-to-reality-tv-meet-the-celebrity-defector-women-of-north-korea-388c039a9351\n\nI'm sure there are better (and more recent) articles, but it's a good one.",
"Nuh uh",
"You’re weak. And a coward.",
"But you didn't ignore reason to get to that position, it was just fed into you gradually so it was just accepted generally as being so, I assume? You weren't about 15-20 when you decided \"I now believe in the bible, fuck what other things say\", then a few years later thought \"now hold on a minute, maybe all that reason had some sense!\". I imagine it was more a gradual realisation that the things that led you there in the first place were not really so, it wasn't that for years you had ignored reason then suddenly chose to listen to it?",
"I genuinely hadn't even seen that, but yeah, those people need to have a word with themselves. ",
"I mean, they still had mixed feelings.",
"‘it’s just another hoax by the Jewish people...like the holocaust’ \n\nWat? ",
"That's a clown post, bro. \n\nActual starvation hasn't been an issue in the US since the Great Depression, and hasn't been a thing in Russia since the Seige of Leningrad or some shit. \n\nMeanwhile a couple million North Koreans starved in their last famine 20 years ago, and their prison camps look like goddam Holocaust concentration camps.",
"Nah man, you're not busting my balls, I get pretty into shit posting, have a good one my dude",
"This is the country that [banned irony/sarcasm because KJU couldn't tell if people were legitimately agreeing with him](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-bans-sarcasm-kim-jong-un-freedom-speech-a7231461.html).",
"It would even be a meme. Such a wasted opportunity until we find out she snuck into his room and cut off his head. ",
"Mhmm",
"What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?",
"It's Look Who's Talking Now, the third one.\n\nFirst one is the boy as a talking baby, second one is the girl as a talking baby, third one is talking dogs.\n\nShut up, I'm allowed to know things.",
"[I've had it wrong my whole life](https://media3.giphy.com/media/d2lcHJTG5Tscg/giphy.gif)",
"Mmm, poisoned food ",
"That’s what happens when you live the #nopantslife",
"Shame on you, seriously. Victims of the Kim regime choosing *not* to defect in order to protect their families are the very definition of strong and brave. Braver than you'll hopefully ever need to be. Do some growing up. ",
"Assuming your claim is true about those two people, those are two people. Should I make sweeping generalizations about conservatives because of the extremists Fox News has had/has on its programs?\n\nSo, not 'wrong.' You're being absurd.",
"Are you talking pizzagate? Also a stupid name for a scandal.\n\nAnd I'd like proof of it.",
"One of my grandparents was about 5 stone when they died. One of my partners parents is 7 stone atm (although both are more due health issues.) That weight loss does affect organs and resistance to disease etc. Just because it's not a 'leading cause of death' doesn't mean the consequences of lack of food doesn't take a toll on the human body and illnesses aren't related to lack of resources.",
"But surely SK wouldn't allow then to break the law in their own country. ",
"Straight dope aiight? Word.",
"It was mostly that it all didn't seem to make much sense, coupled with using the internet enough to get to see arguments in favour of atheism.",
"All of the women come from families loyal to the regime; they have to pass a background test. Loyalty to the regime doesn't matter if one of your family members defects.",
"I'd be willing to bet that the people who are in charge of chaperoning these women have been told that if one gets away they better do anything they need to in order to bring them back. And if one gets away on your watch, you better make sure we don't find you.",
"That was very well worded. I agree. ",
"Sure, but it wasn't ignoring reason that got you there - it *is* ignoring reason that puts flat-earthers into theirs, because they would *rather* have the alternative fantasy given to them. You didn't *rather* be a Christian, it's probably just what you were brought up with and all you knew, until you started to question it.",
"Yeah buddy, you show that turd who's boss. ",
"After delving, they believe Antarctica is is a ring around the edge. No one can get to it because government. They believe the sun hovers over the disc and only casts a small ray, lighting part of earth at a time. They believe the moon follows a similar path, and produces cold. Also Australia isnt real",
"I know. I just doubt any regime personnel would defect if it means losing their posh life.\n\n For all we know these women have brothers or fathers that torture or kill people in the military. I just don't see everyone has a victim of a regime. It takes hundrends ofbthousands if not close to a millions of people to prop up a dictatorship.",
"Why fantasy over fact? \n\nFlat earthers seem weird because they've chosen such an oddball fantasy. But fantasy is fantasy. A flat earther is not so weird if you examine the reasons behind the belief. The core reasons are similar across the board. Reasons can include...\n\nThey've been indoctrinated at an early age.\n\nThey want to feel part of a community for they have none outside of the fantasy.\n\nThey want to regain some sense of control that they feel like they've lost or never had in the real world.\n\nYou can pretty much apply that to anyone who lives a fantasy. This is also why direct confrontation doesn't work. If you confront someone living a fantasy by telling them \"their fantasy is wrong,\" you are telling them that their only source of hope in the world is wrong, and that they should trade it in for crushing despair. Of course they won't leave. The only way to help someone leave a fantasy world is to provide them a real world that can provide them community and control over their life... Which I understand is basically saying when pigs fly, because how many people can really say they have that unless they too are partaking of some fantasy of their own.",
"That’s all true. I agree that is a problem in developed nations. But another way to die is pure starvation. Like 6 months without food. It killed literally millions in DPRK. It’s effectively nonexistent in the developed world. It’s so nonexistent that I’m having a hard time explaining to you the type of starvation I mean because it’s clear you don’t know what I’m talking about, because you and I both have never witnessed it. ",
"I know you would prefer to shoot criminals without due process but those damn liberals with their bleeding hearts won't let you. And I'm not a liberal, try expanding your Overton window a little buddy. I would prefer to change the conditions that produce criminals rather than exacerbating those conditions in a moralistic attempt to punish that never works and just creates more criminals. ",
"Thank you for sharing. There are countless stories similar to this. ",
"Or for supposedly knowing about it and not saying. Or for any number of other things — reportedly 21 of the members of the 2005 squad were sent to prison camps for saying they said nice things about what they saw in South Korea.",
"It's a tide ad ?",
"Yes, because defectors cannot be fake for the sole intention of getting clicks or promoting false north korean propaganda. I'm not saying it's not real, but just because a \"defector\" said it doesn't mean it's 100% true with no other motive. America right now has a strong want to invade korea, trying to get the media on their side to convince their people isn't the first time america has lied about something to invade another country. Hello Iraq. So no, you absolutely should not believe something to be true based on that source. A defector is not a creditable source.",
"How can you read three articles describing people who want to go back but can't and conclude that they actually can but just don't want to?\n\nThe last famine was in the 90s, they're reasonably well fed now. An interview with the WHO Director-General regarding NK: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2010/20100430_chan_press_transcript.pdf\n\nAn article describing their decent healthcare: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-korea-north/north-korea-has-plenty-of-doctors-who-idUSTRE63T3TW20100430\n\n\"North Korea's Secret Weapon? Economic Growth\" https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-09-14/north-korea-s-secret-weapon-economic-growth\n\nThis article is very thorough and even-handed; long story short while there is still some malnutrition, people are not starving: http://apjjf.org/2014/12/18/Henri-Feron/4113/article.html",
"How about you literally fuck your own face, and while you’re at it, stop telling people that it’s brave to shut up and do what you’re told? Because it’s absolutely fucking not. I’m sick of weasels like you pretending that it’s somehow honorable to be abused. Seriously, go fuck yourself.",
"> Hell, people are being killed for daring to try to expose Hillary Clinton.\n\nWhat convinces you that this is the case?\n\nEDIT: attempting civility...",
"I would imagine it's a better step towards re-integration and helping those people than just pretending they don't exist.",
"To play devils advocate, that guy would be an asshole sure but wouldn’t he be well within his rights to do that? ",
"Ah til what confirmation bias is",
"I am extremely familiar with Linus. I've watched his videos for years (PCMR!), but we shouldn't go around assuming things. \n\nThe link I provided ***did*** present evidence beyond a single anecdote and assumptions. FWIW",
"Can you provide a source for that cause I’ve never read anything about it. ",
"Is there a good source for the amount of starvation happening in N. Korea? Not meaning to be cheeky but 'we haven't seen it.' \n\nI know what it's like myself, being jobless and not having enough money to eat and pay the bills. Lost over 2 stone in weight in about the space of a year to 18 months.",
"Because the side of the earth closest to the moon feels the strongest gravity, while the opposite side feels the weakest. This causes a bulge of water on both opposite sides of the earth. As the earth spins, the bulges kind of remain stationary relative to the moon but not with the earth's surface causing two tides per day. Moon only moves roughly 1/28th of its orbit around the earth in one 24 hour day. Pretty overly simplistic way of describing it because the the earth's/oceans is kind of getting stretched along the earth moon plane should do for most people.",
"Not a problem! I posted it elsewhere in this thread, but here is a good article about her and some other women who defected:\n\nhttps://gpinvestigations.pri.org/from-tyranny-to-reality-tv-meet-the-celebrity-defector-women-of-north-korea-388c039a9351\n\nIt's a bit of an older article, but it's a good one and can point you in the direction of more things to search for to find similar stories. For as much as North Korea is in the news, I don't think nearly enough people have heard these stories. They're important both in their capacity to humanize the faceless nameless \"North Koreans\" and because of the great cost in bringing them to us. ",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_famine\n\nI’m gathering you’re from the UK. I completely believe you and the struggles you’ve witnessed but UK and the US haven’t seen anything remotely like this in 75+ years. ",
"Why would these cheerleaders return to North Korea? Family reason only? It must be hard to go back knowing you are free and some people get shot trying to defect. ",
"In addition you take into consideration that this is a country with 0 tolerance of criticisism of their government and someone dressing up as their leader can be viewed as insulting or disrespectful. The people of North Korea are essentially conditioned to think this way.",
"Remember Hip. Call in the B-team.",
"Why do you endorse genocide? ",
"what is the difference? do they also get some VIP treatment? or are they still almost identically treated as the mass population?",
"Dude shut up lol",
"Lmao who are you",
"My condolences to everyone around you. Peace. ✌️",
"That is interesting to know thank you, I was completely unaware they had raised production enough to feed people, which changes a lot in the dynamic for NK and how people treat them diplomatically.\n\nI will have to read all those articles when I get home, I would be very glad to learn that people there are not completely starving as that would make reunification or diplomacy a lot easier since they don't have to do publicity stunts for food.",
"It has to do with the earth constantly accelerating at 9.8m/s^2\nAlso the sun is very close, small (compared to the earth), and is a concave disk that roams over the flat earth in a circle providing day/night cycles. \n\nI'd say you can't make this sorta shit up, but that's what they did.",
"If it’s anything like a typical middle class American’s life, I assure you there are plenty of people in the US that would consider that luxury. \n\nMinus the brainwashing of course ",
"\\>anti-NK propaganda. \nLmao are you actually a defender? kys commie.",
"It’s a good point. It’s not an ideal situation, but as long as you’re in the desired squad, you’re okay with the status quo. Things could change, but everyone is playing the political game to stay part of the elite. Hence why nothing is changing. \n\nIt doesn’t stop at the elites in NK. Look at every single South Korean across the border. They’re more than happy with the status quo. Sure there’s baggage and a long history of pain, but everyone is turning their backs to the situation...my little self included. \n\nIt’s BS, but there needs to be more pictures and videos showing how the regime is handling its people if anyone wants to see change. People respond to images. Or else, it’s out of sight, out of mind. ",
"I mean, the thing is they had fat boy's sister there watching them, so they had to at least pretend to be happy. Hell they were probably happy to get away from NK for a few days, regardless of the risks.",
"You're a towel.",
"There are labor camps that people get sent too. I think that part is at least backed by evidence. ",
"Id give Gold but no idea how...",
"Excuse my ignorance, but is he in any danger? I know hes not in the North but I doubt ol Kimmy boy is very happy about this guy mocking him in front of people he sent there.",
"Nah just shoot them soon after due process, \"due process\" has become bastardized. Being able to appeal for 20 years after insurmountable evidence towards your guilt is insane. ",
"I'm not defending, I'm just wondering where do you get your facts. Are you so gullible that you'd believe literally anything you hear about NK?\n\nOk, let's try: In NK everyone should do a back-flip at least once a day, otherwise it's considered a disrespect against The Supreme Leader. ",
" I'm getting kind of tired reading comments like this. North Korean people might be indoctrinated and some of the children do believe outlandish stuff but... The adults don't. Many NK people consume foreign radio channels from either China or South Korea. Along the border, there are projects to drop letters and pamphlets to tell the truth. \n \nEver since the famine (94-98), there is a thriving black market for foreign media. In addition to causing a black market to happen, defectors have noted that citizens aren't indoctrinated, largely because believing you're the best country is hard when you are down to eating grass and corpses. \n\nNK is a hellscape and the people are sadly very aware of it. The idea of people so brainwashed that they're happy to live there is something our media feeds us, because otherwise people might want to fix the issue. \n\n\nA couple of links here:\n\n* http://newfocusintl.com/asked-100-north-korean-refugees-south-korean-propaganda/ \n* http://www.nbr.org/publications/element.aspx?id=198 ",
"You can't logic with psychotic subhuman liberals ",
"I still didn't reason myself into Christianity, this is why I have to say that the original sentence is a flawed generalization (dunno if that's a word in English).",
"They're choosing to starve or can't mentally grasp how easy it is to get free food. In that case you have proven you don't have the fitness or desire to remain alive",
"So those are two reliable sources, and you can literally use a google search to verify that yes, the liberal media has been praising N-Korea's presence and normalizing it in this years Olympics. \n\nhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/commentary-why-are-the-media-celebrating-north-koreas-cheerleaders-and-kim-jong-uns-sister/ \n\nIf you don't like reading, CBS' Michael Graham speaks about the issue also, in the link provided. ",
"One of the punishments guards will give is where you’re put in a small room that makes it so you have to hunch over to fit, then never allows you to stand up straight and people have said that the happiest moments inside those cells would be when they’d see and catch a rat due to how hungry they’d get. Oh, and you could do something as dumb as losing a game guards used to play with the women where they’d order them to their knees then make them stand up, run as fast as they could towards them, then drop back down onto their knees right in front of them, then do the same thing back to their original spot. Over..and over..and over until the guard(s) would get bored, decide to rape you, or you collapsed (which would be the way to get the ticket to the cramp cell) Bare foot on concrete flooring. Starving to death but having to force themselves to have the energy to repeatedly squat and run.\n\nLet that sink in. Really try to imagine not being able to stretch out your back for days or weeks (some even died inside of them) and experiencing a hunger so intense that you feel fucking excitement when you have the opportunity to eat a fucking live rat. I get almost queasy thinking about it. Mainly the not being able to stretch your back part. Anyone who survived and either escaped or somehow were released are the strongest human beings I’ve ever heard of. I lack empathy towards almost everything due to my terrible mental health, but I still get tears in my eyes when I think about this shit. Even right now.",
"Yo thats finna woke",
"Are you being sarcastic? Obviously it’s not their fault but yeah people will think about the repercussions for their actions even if those repercussions are put on them unfairly. I’m not blaming any victims here I’m just explaining why those women would act the way the do even though they might not like it. ",
"Yes it is I was responding to op saying whatever happens to the cheerleaders in the photo is 100% the regimes fault and not the troll's. ",
"You're welcome!",
"Sorry, your comment came across as pro-communism",
"Sure they would, and do. North Korea has defectors and dissidents. They know they are at great risk but the alternative is continuing to live under oppression. I wouldn't call that insane decision making.",
"Oh no I agree 100% with what you’re saying I’m just saying that the dude is within his right and an asshole if this does result in any deadly repercussions. ",
"That makes sense. \n\nBut remember, the whole purpose of a generalisation is that it applies to a *general* group. It, by definition, reserves the right to acknowledge some people don't fit into that group.\n\nI guess you're one of the people who don't :) ",
"Y'all who frequent t_d always take the b8 its not even fun anymore",
"You’re right, they probably don’t. I should hope at the very least they’re unhappy seeing the state of their countrymen. But they are probably happy enough not to risk it all and love to what they believe is an evil nation. ",
"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10362155/North-Korean-who-spent-nine-years-in-prison-camp-Tourists-must-stay-away.html\n\n\"Ms Kim's friend was the secret mistress of Kim Jong-il, Kim Il-sung's son. And, knowing about their relationship and accused of \"gossiping,\" she was sent to the infamous Yodok prison camp – along with her parents and son, who were deemed guilty by association.\"",
"No shit but it wouldn't surprise me if one of these girls got executed for not being sufficiently offended. That's real world consequences. ",
"Compelling contribution. Really gives us a lot to think about.",
"Lol, how convenient. How do we know the Earth doesn't continue on the other side of these barriers? Maybe it just goes on forever. . . . .\n\nIt really says some thing about the human brain that people can be convinced of stuff like this despite all evidence.",
"If you're going to provide education. Then at least provide one source for your information for christs sake. And no, american media is not a creditable source and neither is wikipedia. So please, enlighten us.",
"“Pretty tall” as in sort of tall buildings, not buildings that are pretty and tall.",
"You really think Fox News has something to do with being logical about the North Korea situation? If anything you sound like a Fox News viewer, buying into whatever crazy shit people spout about North Korea. It’s ignorance like this that is going to lead us into another pointless war.",
"Definitely. It just seemed like op was sticking up for the troll and it irked me. Op seems like the type to have obnoxious offspring but think they are perfect and hilarious. \n\nI hope nothing bad comes of the situation but it sucks those girls finally had a chance to enjoy being out of their country and then had to deal with some jerk's 'joke.' 'It's just a prank' goes way too far sometimes. Hopefully that guy loses all of his friends and respect from his family. A good shunning or something. ",
"I completely agree with you and I was using a very broad term to distinguish those that have evidence contrary to their opinion (whether it be completely bonkers like \"flat earthers\" or a little more on the sane end like \"there is more than likely government coverup surrounding the JFK assasination\"). I wasn't attempting to disparage. ",
"Fuck peace if it means living under some tyrannical motherfucker’s boot. It’s weak motherfuckers like you who sit back and do NOTHING to help the North Korean people, most of whom do NOT want to live in a brutal totalitarian state, and then congratulate yourself for doing NOTHING by telling yourself that these terrified souls are actually really brave. No, fuckface, the brave are the ones who leave, knowing the consequences, and instead of living a comfortable life, they turn around and fight the Kim regime until their dying breath.\n\nImagine if your rich and powerful uncle is raping your sister, and your whole family knows, but because he’s rich and powerful and you’re all afraid of him, everyone in the family tells her that the brave thing to do isn’t to go to the police, but to be quiet and let him keep raping her for the family’s sake.\n\nThat’s not bravery, and you’re a sick fuck for pretending it is.",
"Oh, I'm sure that's true. I just wonder what SK would do if they had evidence these chaperones were breaking the law with violence / detaining people against their will etc, which I'm sure they would do if anyone tried to escape",
"Ya bro, it's a common one.",
"Yeah, except Pakistan's ISI is made up completely of foreign agents.\n\nForeign nationals... and it's a spy agency. Funded by Pakistan.\n\nAIPAC is not. It is a privately funded domestic lobbying organization that receives no financial assistance from Israel, or from any national organization, or any foreign group.\n\nIf I decide to start lobbying for Canada using my own funds and without financial assistance from Canada, do you think I should be registered under FARA?",
"Ah, now I understand. You’re a troll. Or else you’re too far gone to bother trying to argue with. Bye.",
"\"NK aren't really bothering anyone\" except for the systematic oppression of their own people. ",
"Why wouldn’t they be? Saudi Arabia and Israel are both invited. Both of which have horrible records on human rights. \n\nIt was once hosted in Nazi Germany. ",
"You've built a strawman, set him on fire and are now yelling at him for burning. \n\nI'm still here if and when you take your meds and want to talk like an adult, or hell I'd even settle for talking like sixth graders. Until then... peace. ✌️",
"How about the firsthand witnesses who have left the country? How about their history as a nation and every action that they’ve taken that points to what I’ve said being the truth? You attack my argument without providing any counter-evidence of your own. Have you anything that makes what I’ve said seem improbable?",
"Even most people that are into conspiracies reckon that FE is insane. People even think it was created to disprove conspiracy theories all together. ",
"Jesus Christ.",
"Empirically? So you are stating you have observation and experience based around how brainwashed the North Koreans are? \n\nI would highly recommend you read some literature written by those who have actually spent long periods of time in North Korea. \"Without You, There Is No Us\" is a fantastic read that lets you see the DAILY conditioning and brainwashing that the North Koreans face even up to the elite of the elite. In all honesty anything written by Suki Kim on the matter is great. ",
"Read the comment again: \n\n>but to be fair there are people starving in a lot of countries that have high defense budgets. Russia, America, for example.\n\nComprehension is important. The OP isn't talking about countries blockading other countries. They're talking about countries spending money on defense instead of food. Which is exactly why N Korea vs. the US is such a ridiculous comparison. Your example doesn't even rise to the level of ridiculous, because it has absolutely nothing to do with the original point. You might have said to look at England during the times of Charles Dickens, because it has as much bearing on the conversation as the Yemen thing. ",
"I was pointing out that American citizenship is no defence from FARA registration. \n\n> If I decide to start lobbying for Canada using my own funds and without financial assistance from Canada, do you think I should be registered under FARA?\n\nYes, you should, because you're representing the interests of a foreign power. It's that simple. Not to mention that many AIPAC members are *dual nationals* and thus have mixed loyalties to both America and Israel.",
"I really appreciate this response, thanks.",
"By Grabthar’s hammer, what a leader. ",
"I mean they're not going to execute someone for showing disgust towards someone who happens to look like Kim Jong Un. They may be evil, but they aren't _cartoonishly_ evil.",
"Girls Chandler could never get?",
"I'm in the same boat. I understand that world politics is extremely delicate and complex. It's just frustrating to know there are such awful things going on that no one seems to do anything about. However, I guess it's also like excluding them would also foster more hatred towards the rest of the world and possible tip NK to being even more unstable which I guess could lead to nuclear warfare.",
">because you're representing the interests of a foreign power.\n\nI might just be representing my own interests though and as a proxy it's in the interests of Canada.\n\n>Not to mention that many AIPAC members are dual nationals and thus have mixed loyalties to both America and Israel.\n\noh the humanity!\n\nBelieve me, every AIPAC member I know puts America first. Even the ones who have had their brothers die while in service of Israel.\n\nAmerica has the largest diaspora population of Jews in the world. It would make sense for there to be a large amount of collaboration there.\n\nFWIW the US Jewish population is between 5.3 and 7 million.\n\nThe next closest? France at about 465,000.\n\nWith between 37-50% of the world's Jewish population, close ties between the US and Israel is kind of a no-brainer.\n\nAnd the labeling of AIPAC members as foreign agents is laughable because of those ties.\n\nUnless you just hate Jews, that is.",
"Ordinarily, I would agree. But you have to understand that North Koreans are taught that the head of the Kim family is omnipotent and people everywhere fear him. The idea of a Kim impersonator not dying for even thinking about it is contrary to their world view.",
"Ahh the old \"I'm just pretending to be retarded\". Good one. ",
"Is there an award for who has the best kind of poverty among children? I hope we win!",
"Because if this somehow helps reunification occur, it would be worth it. The goal is to not cause a major war in the process.",
"Y'all came up with a term for getting trolled? Brilliant. ",
"I thought it was obvious but I guess I shouldn't have skipped the /s flag... ",
"There's a lot more average people than there are him and his sycophants. If the army just decided to perform a coup they could be free. All it takes to start a revolution is a single big event. Look at ww1 assassinating Ferdinand changed the landscape of everything. Oh but getting rid of one guy doesn't do anything by your logic. ",
"Most of them are not. See how OP mentioned only looking into it out of curiosity? And they person asking for a link for the same reason?\n\nThere are definitely people that believe the Earth is flat. But a big number of those forums are people there to troll, practice debate with impossible positions, or pat themselves on the back for not believing it themselves.",
"You're changing your statement. Before it was just \"shoot that guy and everyone gets a christmas ham and a new puppy\". Now we're suddenly talking organized revolution?",
"Ok so story time.\n\nI'm from Albania which was in a similar position to NK bar the nukes.\n\nMy grandfather was the head of pharmacy for a major city. In the late 40s/early 50s, his 3rd cousin who he'd never met before got sent to Russia to study military shit, and when he came back, he was awarded control of the countries fleet of 2 submarines. A few years later, in a tavern, he makes a comment about how much bigger the rationed eggs in Moscow were.\n\nHe is thrown into a terrible prison for approx 20 years, and his heavily pregnant wife is relocated to a prison camp in the mountains and forced to dig ditches under pain of death. Oh and they were rationed about a palm-sized piece of stale bread a day. She couldn't possibly survive, and a bunch of the other prisoners helped her in exchange for 'services'. After the child was born, she was forced to give him up to be raised by the state. They never found out what happened to him.\n\nBack to my grandfather, who'd never met his 3rd cousin before. He was placed on administrative suspension and they began deliberations as to whether or not he had any connection to his cousin, and luckily for him, they decided against relocating him to a prison camp.\n\nAbout half of my grandfather's family, going back to a few generations got imprisoned, killed, or put into a prison camp in the mountains.\n\nEvery single time I see a post glorifying this fucking monster to spite trump, or because those 15 year old che guevara wannabe edgelords in /r/fullcommunism or /r/latestagecapitalism think its cool, I hope that they never have to experience it. If they feel so inclined, visit Albania now. Look at all the bunkers Enver had his slaves dig.",
"No, that would be Kim Jung Un who did. ",
"You’re being downvoted because you’re being willfully ignorant, casting aspersions on a topic you know nothing about, and demanding someone else do your research instead of using that incredibly complex, difficult to use tool called Google. It’s a well documented fact, not a research paper buried in a paid access database. ",
"conspiring*",
"Unpopular opinion here, it seems. The Olympics is not the place for this bullshit.",
"OP here. I am absolutely sticking up for the troll.\n\nNot saying what he did was right, just saying he should be allowed to do it.",
"Didn't Kim execute a bunch of musicians he didn't like with an anti-aircraft gun?",
"Considering it has no facts and is only here to stir up shit, yes. [Also I seem to recall a certain party glorifies life in a certain dictatorship.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2017/01/06/how-trump-got-his-party-to-love-russia/?utm_term=.7df5dc1e390f)",
"Open the window, and a breeze rolled in and I...",
"Well the problem here is that if they do escape, South Korea faces the choice of whether they should return them. Most of the time South Korea harbors escapees but that's when they escape across the border on their own. In this case, South Korea could get in trouble for \"Kidnapping\" and would discourage future cooperation. I can dig up the article I read if you want.",
"It's a Reddit comment I didn't realize I'd have to say in-depth analysis by saying if one man killed the leader the factors could be in place to lead a revolution. But I should've known there's always someone to say, \"Well ACSHUALLY\"",
"Americans? Or \"Americans\"?\n\nAmericans would laugh and join in.\n\n\"Americans\" would call for a travel ban against brown people.",
"It's the one who commits the crime who is guilty...so Kim Jung Un. ",
"i don't even remember that line from wall-e\n\ni remember this:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EyF2H_Tjg",
"Most such stories are unsubstantiated rumors reported as fact by the South Korean media (which is state propaganda itself - South Korea isn't the most liberal of democracies), then uncritically picked up by Western media.\n\nThat one didn't even start as \"Kim Jong Un executed musicians with an AA gun because he didn't like their music,\" the rumor was that a group of prominent North Korean musicians had been executed for allegedly spying on the government on behalf of the South (which may or may not be true).\n\nedit: fixed typo",
"Wow someone is going to die in a freak accident for making that face at the supreme leader impersonator",
"It's definitely in my top 5. I've never met a person in real life who has seen it or heard about it.",
"It's business, it's business timeee!",
"Or, how about if you want to make claims, you should bring were you gained the knowledge from? Then, I'm not led on a goose chase trying to find what place you learned it from. \n\nAnd I'm well aware of what North Korea does. I'm also well aware of the hyperbole surrounding them. ",
"Oh, you're not pretending ",
"Lmao good one",
"Through the power of denial *apparently* anything is possible! :D\n",
"I mean obviously they’re big on punishment and I have no doubts the family of an offender would be punished, but where’s the evidence that suggests their teammates would be punished as well? They have to draw the line somewhere, he just assumed they would punish teammates too. He could be right, he could be wrong. But it is an assumption either way",
"Well said",
"Turns out when you say dumb shit people call you on it. Who'd have guessed?",
"That link does not show anyone celebrating the North Korean regime or communism. Try again.\n\nDo you, like, not have critical thinking skills? I think I'm wasting my time here.",
"Yeah when the captain of the ship wakes up late for his morning report so he turns back the ship's clock to morning so he can do it.",
"You must be fun at parties. You obviously could infer that by taking out a leader the people could rise up and become a success like south Korea but you're autistic and can't understand conversation. ",
"I don't think that they have the same condition of life than average Koreans citizens",
"Lol the mod tagging this as a rulebreaker. if something is popular but it breaks the rules, then the rules are wrong, not the post.\n\nStarting to see where the animosity to mods comes from.",
"Some sources (eg USA Today) still have the story up. You’re right, just had him executed. Not fed to dogs. ",
"You sound like a fisher price see-n-say of lame reddit insults right now. Stop embarrassing yourself. ",
"\nLol, another naive Redditor.",
"Why? Because he doesn’t tolerate a hint of dissent. That should be pretty clear. A strong-arm totalitarian doesn’t need a symbol going viral, 4 athletes, if they were caught off guard and laughed, would surely be that.",
"Per wiki- Now one of a broader V-series of agents, they are classified as nerve agents and have been used as a chemical weapon in various recorded deadly attacks. You may have some more refined definition if this is your field, but for the commoner, it’s a chemical weapon. ",
"So let's take your example, okay? Say someone assassinated Hitler in 1939. You're saying, \"that wouldn't change anything! It's just one guy!\" That's your argument, not mine. ",
"Lol, you only want to believe what you want to hear. How ironic you talk about critical thinking skills when you're incapable of it yourself. It's actually quite clear you don't have the brain power to process anything that doesn't fit your blatantly biased agenda. I'll save you the trouble, because I know for a fact I'm wasting my time with you. Enjoy your alternate reality. ",
"I'll bet my left nut that I have better nutrition, access to medicine, and education than the vast majority of NK \"elites.",
"One shit water park does not a good city make",
"My point was that if someone was caught off-guard and had a more obvious smile or even a laugh, it would get them in trouble. I didn’t say that this image was going to doom her. I maintain the impersonator is a jackass for even putting them in this position. ",
"Agreed.",
"I didn't say I thought they were lying just that it's good to question such topics. \n\nThe express is hardly a beacon of truth. ",
"I asked for evidence. You literally failed to do that, and then accused me of believing what I want to hear. You are a tin foil hat conspiracy nut seeing shadows in your bedroom and declaring them the boogie man.\n\nGood day, sir.",
"Sorry, didn't see the link. ",
"Torture is routinely used in American prisons, it's called solitary confinement",
"No the OP of the video says he has a UK accent, but I can hear a soft down under accent when he's [talking to the officers.](https://twitter.com/Vinncent/status/963709314970955776) Probably Australian.",
"http://solitarywatch.com/2014/12/05/un-committee-against-torture-says-u-s-must-reform-its-use-of-solitary-confinement/",
">You attack my argument without providing any counter-evidence of your own.\n\nYou claim that I attacked your argument. I did not. My argument was literally your lack of creditability.\nHow am I supposed to counter your lack of sources? How am I supposed to provide counter evidence against that? I never said what you said wasn't true. I'm asking for it's creditability.\n\n>Have you anything that makes what I’ve said seem improbable?\n\nSo you refuse to source your information and then ask all other people to provide sources to counter your information that isn't sourced? What are you a fucking theist? \"There is no proof that god does not exist, therefore I am correct\" is basically what you're implying here.",
"I don't really think putting a violent prisoner in solitary confinement counts as torture. It would be detrimental to the life of everyone in prison if a violent prisoner was kept in the general population. You are also comparing a genuine reason to put someone in solitary confinement to someone being put in solitary confinement as punishment for a likely non violent crime than in most countries may get you a fine or a few months in prison. You got to be incredibly liberal to believe that solitary confinement is torture without looking into the context of why someone is there ",
"I love how you can watch some Flat Earth apologist on YouTube giving his incredibly-informed (/s) take on things, and in the comments section there are droves of people telling him how mentally ill he is, only to challenge his theory with an equally asinine theory. It's equal parts funny and frustrating.",
"I don't know how to say this without sounding sarcastic, but that's actually a fair point.\n\nStill, if you want to know what I mean, just go look it up for yourself. There are so many things that point to what I said being true, I don't even know where to begin. ~~Also, I'm lazy :)~~",
"Well if poverty in one country allows you to enjoy yourself in ways that you are incapable of or just flat out legally cant in another country, id say the former's poverty sounds much more appealing. ",
"Amazing how proud of your willful ignorance you are. ",
"I'm sorry but that's absolutely ridiculous. You cannot have such a strong opinion on a country and tell anybody who questions your opinions to \"go look it up\". I'm giving you advice here, I'm someone with an open mind. I don't truely know what happens in North Korea, I only believe the stories that have creditable sources. \n\nMy advice is that you do the same, start looking at what information they source and where the information is coming from.\nFor example, the Daily NK is not a creditable source because it is south korean owned company partially funded by the US. Defectors are also not considered a creditable source because they can be made up. All I'm asking you to do is re-evaluate your opinion and start trying to understand the importance of sources, nothing more.\n\nAmerica has plenty of reasons right now to lie about north korea, the so called idea of them calling north korea a \"threat\" to them is the same shit that happened in Iraq. They lied about Iraq and it's nuclear weapons, ever since then I've become more cautious of news from America. Espiecially considering that North Korea is part of the axis of evil with both iraq and iran. If they can lie about one country to invade, they will lie about another.",
"Neat, you're really giving me a lot to think about for the next time I want to tell impoverished children how good they have it.",
"I hate you for this post. I spent 2 hours on here trying to understand them... that was a waste and I think I lost faith in humanity a bit more.\n\n",
"You dont need to do that you ignorant bastard, just tell the truth and say they are better off living in poverty in the US when compared to fucking NORTH KOREA, which is what we were talking about, not how poverty in general is wrong. ",
"I SAID, GOOD DAY!",
"Very sorry to interrupt your very heartfelt discussion about how you feel bad for the starving children in North Korea to remind you that poor people exist in America too.",
"Once again, I don't know any way to possibly say this without sounding sarcastic, but... I have to concede after having read that. I hate it when people just stop responding after they've lost an argument on the internet, and I'm not a hypocrite.",
"Im going to NK in 2 weeks, you should probably do some proper research instead of reading Facebook articles.",
"If you find brainwashed people in denial fascinating, take a look at the_donald.",
"It does.",
"Would reunification not be very bad for SK with Kim Jong-un in control?",
"> I'm just old: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=Icb_tRTnA4g",
"I've read many defector accounts and they all match up. The country is a seriously messed up, scary place. It's a cult where the leader is literally a God. If you are serious about going to NK, and not bullshitting, try to break away from the group and snap photos of streets and places your tour leader is trying to avoid. Your actual tour is basically taking you around to carefully prepared Potemkin villages. ",
"The poor ones would've immediately tried to run away once they got off the bus into S.Korea.",
"Solitary confinement hahaha you liberal pussy ",
"You should watch Robot Chicken. They have some really funny sketches.",
"I don't want you to concede. I'm not here to win I just want you to have an open mind. That's all I want man. We need more open minded and skeptical people.",
"lol nice down vote and no rebuttal aha idiot.",
"It would seem like extra terrerstrials very well could have visited Earth in the distant past, and still does to this very day.",
"Donno about the queen being a 'lizard' but their family genes could be different in some way. Who decided who was Royalty in each country? There's something fishy about it all. Especially considering how much land the British Empire controlled (and still does to this day + pulling strings in other countries.)",
"I saw the video as well and I think he sounds very British.",
"Sorry mate, proof is [here](http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/international/ct-spt-kim-jong-un-impersonator-olympics-20180214-story.html)\n\n>According to Yahoo's Eric Adelson, the impersonator gave his name as \"Howard\" and said he's from Australia and of Chinese descent.",
"All I said was that its a better life being poor in the US than it is being poor in North Korea. IDK how you can get that I care for one group of poor over another from that basic fact that I presented. Sorry dude, but being poor in NK and being poor in the US are two different worlds, and if you used your common sense maybe you would figure that out.",
"The UN committee on torture considers it torture. It is a form of punishment that is designed to cause mental damage. It causes lasting mental scars. Its torture the same way sleep deprivation torture is used. It's not about secluding people who might do harm, in US prisoners it's used as punishment for infractions. For instance the ringleaders of strikes against forced prison labor end up in solitary confinement for months. ",
"I mean, no shit dude. No shit it's worse to live in North Korea. I'm mocking people who feel the need to point it out as if it's something to brag about that our poverty is \"better\" than theirs. It's still poverty! It's still awful. It's not a point of pride that our poor children are starving in less bad conditions than literally the most despotic regime in the world.",
"These cases are extremely rare though. As I said in the majority of cases solitary confinement is used as a way to keep prisoners who at either violent toward themselves or others. Your example of keeping someone away for months it's extremely rare and would likely only happen if the person was either extremely violent or caused massive disruption in the system like your example would. As well as this comparing the conditions of the solitary confinement is also a big point, a prison in America is far more humane than any prison we have been able to see or had described in NK",
"There are always going to be poverty because there will always be drug addicts and alcoholics, people who cant manage their money for shit and so on. You arent doing anything when you say shit like \"poverty is bad\". No fucking shit, poverty is terrible, but people will choose to end up there in the end, and no government ass wiping is going to fix that. We have far less poverty in comparison to North Korea, so I dont know why someone shouldnt be happy that their countries poor are both fewer in numbers over all and in better shape than the poor of other countries.",
">There are always going to be poverty because there will always be drug addicts and alcoholics, people who cant manage their money for shit and so on. \n\nPoverty isn't a physical law of nature, of course we could have a system without it. We choose not to, as a society, but it is absolutely a choice. A consequence of our economic system.\n\nYou should never be proud that your starving people are slightly better off than the worst regime in the world. Set your sights higher than that.",
">After 2001 Libya made nice with the West and put an end to its efforts to acquire nuclear weapons in exchange for an end to economic sanctions on the country. That's when Libya stopped trolling America.\n\nSeems as if we have a very short memory when we see so much op/ed style reporting about how sanctions don't work, specifically when dealing with nuclear disarmament...",
"They're just flagging the content",
"Anyone else think he doesn't look like Kim Jong Un at all? In fact, he doesn't even really look Korean…",
"Well, you made your point. There are people on the internet who refuse to admit when they were wrong. I’m not one of them.",
"Do you think I meant one Korea with Kim Jong Un as the leader? Obviously no one but dear leader himself wants that. ",
"Goddamn what is that from....I swear I've seent it as a kid. Am 33. ",
"Cheers, looks like I was wrong",
"I'd say he's pretty decent, he got you to respond all those times haha",
"I got you to respond sooooo....",
"Masterful trolling good sir",
"Kisses",
"NO.",
"😀 Had to go look that one up!",
"Kim Jong Unbelievable",
"Most that you consider in poverty here in the US are FAR better off than all those except the elite 1% of North Korea, so yeah thats something to be happy about. ",
"Why are you looking to be happy about poor people suffering at any level? What drives such an impulse? Why do you crave that hollow satisfaction?",
"People from the largest cities, especially the capital are more privileged than the rest of the country and you may get expelled if you aren't seen as loyal enough to the party.",
"I'm saying this picture shoes these girls despising Kim Jung un. I'm sure he's killed people for less. So if and when he sees this picture he might kill these girls for not adoring him.",
"No, it's the other way around. Impersonating Kim Jung Un is an insult. By NOT looking appalled they would be killed. To them and to him, there is only *one* Kim Jung Un. ",
"Cunning use of flags! :D\n\nBut seriously, it's a fascinating topic. There's a reason royals and nobility have \"blue blood\" - that's the lands, wealth and knowledge their families acquired over hundreds of years. Back then, families were extremely close, so all the knowledge and wealth got passed to sons, more of it was acquired by marriage. \n\nIt was rather easy to get the very uneducated common folk to do whatever the nobility wanted - pay and train your army, and no village will stand a chance. Then go for your more powerful neighbors, get their stuff, and so on.\n\nIn time, there were only a few very powerful families left, and they spread all over Europe. Decisions were made by them, either peacefully through talks or through coercion and force.\n\nAll that wealth and knowledge (including politics) didn't just vanish even after democracy became common, and the systems we use today (economical, financial, trade, etc) were created and imposed on nearly everyone. Today's Western elite coasts on all of this, making money through pure speculation, without even offering anything real in return to the countries that actually do the work. They do the minimum to maintain the status quo, but they can do so much more if threatened.\n\nKind of got carried away there.",
"Because there is a massive fucking difference between being poor in the US and being so fucking dirt poor in NK that the poor abuse meth just to stave off hunger. Ive met some fairly poor people that love meth and other drugs, yet dont use those drugs because they are starving half to fucking death like roughly half the population in NK. You can keep repeating the tired line all you want that being poor is bad and shouldnt exist in any form, but the end of the day its better to have a situation where 5/100 are in need or hungry as apposed to fucking 40/100 or 50/100. I guess whats driving my thought process is common sense. It all basically boils down to you trying to say that its just as bad to live in the US as it is in NK for someone who is poor, which is just completely mind blowing to me. You act like you know things are \"slightly\" better in the US, when in reality its a fucking 1000% better. ",
"Also don't put it in my mouth that I am happy about poor people suffering you ignorant bastard, I am happy that I and fellow Americans don't have to live in true hell on earth.",
"I didn't see the impersonator part on the post. They must have changed that. I didn't think I was that blind. Maybe I am. I totally agree with you now after seeing that.",
"No worries. This was at the Olympics so I don't believe Kim was there.",
"Are you really so stupid that you think my argument that poor people in North Korea have lives as bad as poor people here?",
"No, you really are so unbearably ignorant that you act like the poor in the US are only SLIGHTLY better off than those in NK. Thats how you act, like there is barely a difference, and thats completely ignorant.",
"That's not what I said or how I'm acting. \n\nI explicitly told you what I was doing a few comments ago-- I'm mocking people who act superior because people in poverty in the US are better off than people in poverty in NK *as if it's something to brag about*. These long posts about how bad it is in north korea are just humble brags about how much better we're doing, when we still have a huge problem with poverty in our own backyards. There's nothing at all to brag about.",
"You're telling people you find it creepy so that they don't do it. You are using a negative word to describe an action someone took, which means you find what they did to be a negative. If you find something to be negative then you want that negativity to stop.",
"who gives a fuck man",
"who gives a fuck about what?",
"This entire comment blows my mind. Do you not realize how sad that statement is?"
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"Avatars, Eywa the tree of souls ",
"Majestic AF.",
"no u",
"Wow. Would love to be there.",
"wow",
"you mean a hysteria vegetable... thats not a planet",
"Otherworldly\n",
"[Less spectacular on GSV](https://www.google.co.jp/maps/@36.3135829,139.5187387,2a,75y,109.89h,91.7t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sjmgM1CjYinRFcLJR_F7-VQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DjmgM1CjYinRFcLJR_F7-VQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D143.34077%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656?hl=ja) but take a virtual tour in the park, it is worth it.",
"Dat heady Pandora shit",
"Everyone who admires this should go out and plant one, you may need to wait a while but it looks like it'll be worth it! ",
"Nuh uh the sign tests declared that platinum was a fruit cause it don't go in salad",
"I love wisteria but I don't like bees or sweeping up shit.\n\nThis is fucking gorgeous though.",
"this is beautiful, would love to have a nap underneath",
"That's WAY older than 144 years, bud. Look at the size of it. Probably closer to 1000. [There's one like this near me in Saitama and it's over 1200 years old.](http://www.pref.saitama.lg.jp/a0806/20170522.html)",
"That's a completely different tree. o_O",
"Surely you can zoom and copy which part of the panel reads \"national treasure, 140 years old\".",
"I can also look at both pictures and see that they're completely different trees. Perhaps OP intended to show a picture of the one you posted and not the one they did?"
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144-Year-Old Wisteria Plant in Japan
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"Its unedited too!",
"Nice photo OP. Do you do a lot of photography or just bits here and there?",
"Is anyone else freaking out about the dark void? ",
"I dabble. Haha \n\nI want to do more but I never really know what to photograph. This is from a trip to a garden and I got loads of nice photos of flowers. \n\nFor the most part I take photos of the nice sunsets which New Zealand gets lots of!",
"Doesn't look like anything to me",
"I know the feeling! And when i do take some photos and get some good shots they just tend to sit on the camera or pc and I don’t really do anything with them. I need to get better at putting them together/printing them. \n\nI bet those sunsets can look pretty damn cool. You’ll have to give us all a shot of that sometime!"
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Took this photo and I really like it.
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"Are u sure your account was created to just post this ",
"Well done. You'll find someone worthy of your time :)",
"But...what is it? I'm especially intrigued by the heart shaped treat.",
"Love yourself, well done.",
"Do u not see the account was just created. U believe that BS lol The op didn't even comment back dude",
"We celebrate together!",
"The heart is just a tortilla cut to shape. The rest looks like a ton of onions covered in cheap salsa. Looks pretty bad to me.",
"r/shittyfoodporn",
"Everything in there is home made, the tomato sauce is from homegrown tomatoes chicken breast from my backyard chickens, it's kind of an \"open kebab\" thing, the sauce is simple, tomato sauce with sliced spicy pepper salt and pepper, everything in a pan for about minutes and you get a really tasty sauce you can put on anything ",
"I wanted to make a new account for some time and I said why not start it like this, this is not supposed to be some aestethic post, just a random thing I did and tought it could make someone feel better ",
"At first I thought the bread on the table was a sausage with the end bitten off. All I could think of was that it was to symbolize that you castrated him when you left him. ",
"You thought it was sausage too? To be honest if you didn't write this I would have gone my whole life believing it was a sausage, I mean prob would of forgotten about it five mins, later, but still. \n\nCongrats to OP, meal sounds nice. Its really cool that in just a year you have gone from a struggling, abusive household to a self sustainable (somewhat) household. :) ",
"Hahahaha, missed it. Thanks ;)",
"You must be a joy to be around.",
"Is that a piece of sausage on the table?",
"That's a piece of a baguette with different seeds on and cereals sprinkled on it ",
"That makes so much more sense. Looks like an awesome meal, hope you enjoyed it!",
"Haha, that ended is a piece of bread. The ex is a her btw ",
"I think you might be wrong ",
"This meal is abusive",
"Congratulations! Mine was plain pizza. I gained some pounds eating so much pasta. He was very \"meat with a side of meat\" about his food and expected Sunday-style dinners daily while I worked 2 jobs. When I moved into my own place I wasn't sure what foods I'd like to eat. Shopping was confusing but I got to try all sorts of different things. Enjoy freedom meal ❣️",
"You can give yourself courage? That's an odd phrasing.",
"Very nice. Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a good woman next time.",
"Two years here.",
"I'm glad to hear you got through it and that you're doing better.\nCooking is also gonna get better in time. ",
"English is not my first language, I think I literally translated a saying from my language and took it for normal in English haha",
"Hang in there, single life is really underrated. ",
"It was for my stomach, way to much hot pepper, I regret everything ",
"We shall be the valentine's club then"
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Today it's been exactly one year since I gave myself the courage to end an abusive relationship and this is my celebratory meal
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"Ha turda",
"Why would you want to look at a League of Legends server room?",
"This looks a lot less stressful than the day I spent in the Salta turd mine.",
"I thought this was a photo of a boat dock, at night, flipped upside down. ",
"Porniți reactorul, Quaid."
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Picture taken last summer during my holiday in Romania in the Turda Salt mine
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[
"He is great",
"I'm laughing far too hard at the left picture",
"It'll end up being worn in one of his movies. He'll wear the shirt to the movie premiere. Adam Sandler has an uncanny ability to not give a shit about appearance while maintaining a nuanced appreciation for the comfort brought by wearing a 100% cotton T-shirt. \n\n^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^message ^^^^^^^brought ^^^^^^^to ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^by ^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^cotton ^^^^^^^industry.",
"Like Malcolm in the middle",
"Since my kids are old enough to watch his movies I really like Adam Sandler movies again!\n\nYes, they are stupid but they are family friendly and they always come with that happy mood. Thanks Adam!",
"There's nothing more people love than a free t-shirt.",
"I'm glad they're in a happy mood but why are your kids stupid?",
"You know exactly what I mean and you did this on purpose. I like you.",
"Adam Sandler is a solid dude. But that Ms. Vaughn...soooo hot",
"I like you too.",
"His bike and shirt both look a little big for him.",
"Yeah, he gets bad rep but his movies are simple, silly, often funny and provide a break from the world and stress of life. And they never pretend to be something more than they are. I watch them when I need to relax and not think about stuff for a moment. I'm glad he's got Netflix deal, it's a perfect match.\n\nLove me some Adam Sandler! BTW. He was great in Meyerowitz Stories.",
"The shirt he had on before has much better stitching and looks like a studier fabric, the new shirt is already starting to stretch and it's only a few weeks old.",
"[Adam wearing a rage comic t-shirt](https://i.imgur.com/fxmq3Pa.jpg)",
"ODoyle Rules! ",
"*Now kiss*.",
"I bet that’s a cool feeling for whoever gave him the shirt, if they see the magazine cover with him wearing it.",
"Don't make it weird. ",
"Free beer or free burritos. ",
"Doesn't he make a joke in *Funny People* about getting free shirts all the time?",
"Is that article trying to say that stars are just like us because they ride bikes with baskets?",
"Hey I live next to tyngsboro, hate that town",
"Want to touch the heinie.",
"Seems like he should be wearing a L, not a XXL",
"I miss funny Adam. Can we have him back again?",
"Yes. My mom subscribes to one of those tabloids and I've looked through a few of them. One of them has a regular piece about how stars are just like us.\n\n\"They ride bicycles!\"\n\n\"They use shopping baskets!\"\n\n\"They get the mail!\"\n\n\"They take walks!\"\n\nI'm pretty sure it's just an outlet for all the photos they bought but couldn't come up with a story for.",
"It's your friend.",
"Arrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuu!",
"r/madlads",
"y? for me it was always this heavenly suburb. ",
"A free shirt is a free shirt, it doesn't matter how much money you have.",
"It's got a pretty sweet bridge, though.",
"They shit every morning! Can you believe that!",
"In the old day's he had to steal shirts from Frank.",
"Adam Sandler taught me the word \"Masturbate\" with his Thanksgiving parody song when I was a kiddo. Good to see he's still spreading his knowledge to youngins to this day. ",
"Spider-Man?",
"Bridge that took over ten years to finish",
"[Here](https://imgur.com/a/8MmUe) are a couple more related images. It [looks like](https://piximus.net/celebrities/what-happens-when-you-give-adam-sandler-a-tshirt) this happened sometime in 2012.\n\nIt also [looks like](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/113f16/my_little_cousin_gave_adam_sandler_a_tshirt_a/) the kid is /u/MeJerry's little cousin and happend in [Fletcher Quarry in Westford, MA](http://www.lowellsun.com/news/ci_21058805/tyngsboro-boy-ecstatic-over-close-up-adam-sandler) when he was filming Grown Ups 2.",
"Say what you will about his movies, I hear he's a really nice guy in real life. That makes me smile.",
"[Meta](https://i.imgur.com/ZKrOQuX.jpg).",
"This reminds me of two celebrities who did a similar thing over and over again. You're /u/Spartan2470, you probably know what I'm talking about!",
"Used to play them in lacrosse in high school. I too despised that town.",
"Except Click, this one is just sad af and should not be shown to children :(",
"his earlier stuff is quite good. Have you seen punch drunk love?",
"You can say anything about his acting and his movies. But Adam Sandler seems to be an awesome guy in real life. ",
"[https://i.imgur.com/hx8VvZY.gif](https://i.imgur.com/hx8VvZY.gif)",
"I like money ",
"You mean [Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin](https://i.imgur.com/7uJoCiC.png)?",
"One piece of ace. I should know.",
"No, I'll check it out. Thanks!",
"I still can’t believe that it’s finally finished ",
"It is, but he [really did wear that shirt](https://i.imgur.com/eOrvd1m.jpg).\n \n\nI should have just posted [this](https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/rygos1120.gif).\n\n\n\nEdit: Damn it all, it [was shopped](https://i.imgur.com/bXujkIa.jpg). Whoever did it, [was](https://i.imgur.com/lH9KPQJ.jpg) very [thorough](https://i.imgur.com/pKkg4cs.jpg).",
"How is no one talking about that kid with a thumbs up for a face?",
"The Meyerowitz Stories was such a weird movie but I enjoyed it.",
"*Love",
"lol. sounds like a guy who never lived in the hood before. what entitled bullshit. the suburb is the middle class dream.",
"People need to stop giving this guy money.",
"I am feeling a Springfield/Shelbyville rivalry going on here.",
"damn swift key",
"Now put that on Redbubble and it will be a shirt of the same guy wearing the shirt of the same guy wearing the shirt of Adam Sandler wearing the rage comic shirt",
"Nah, you don't.",
"Yeah but she and a friend of mine...they GOT IT ON.",
"Say what you will about Adam Sandler's movies, but he seems like a genuinely cool dude.",
"No ya don't.",
"Celebrity is sin",
"> sounds like a guy who never lived in the hood before\n\nI have, as a matter of fact. Fuck suburbia and its pathetic, soft bullshit full of Stepford Wives and cowards who are afraid of anyone not a carbon copy of themselves.",
"Why is it that people who hand out free shirts don't ever give a shit about size and fit? Especially HR people.",
"he wears anything",
"Ayyyy man. Thaank you. ",
"No they didn't",
"Yeah...but you can imagine!!",
"People probably didn‘t get the importance! He wore the shirt! Unbelievable! Adam Sandler 2020!",
"I love Adam Sandler",
"He seems to go with suit nowadays: https://youtu.be/hLDIxwcQDWU?t=1m5s",
"Did a random search on \"Veronica Vaughn\". TIL she's married to Pete Sampras.",
"TIL: there are Adam Sandler Fans",
"Looks ps",
"Oh man, early Sandler is great! Have you seen Going Overboard?",
"I grew up in Tyngsboro. It's a tiny town and him shooting there was a really big deal. And once people saw him on the cover of the tabloids with the shirt, it was total validation of \"OMG we exist!\"",
"ah the ol reddit stupidaroo",
"Depends on what life lessons you want your kids to learn. It's kinda like a modern Grimms' fairy tale.",
"The best thing is that they’re so clean. \n\nYep. It’s a Tide ad. ",
"Blocked in the US. So that's what it feels like to get region blocked... ",
"r/bestof: A dangling modifier leads to a real life romance!",
"Considering he’s well known to have the personality of a damp sponge (and I say this being a *massive* fan of his), I can only imagine how that worked out.",
"It's unfortunate that Adam Sandler doesn't have a nuanced appreciation for decent writing and good acting.",
"He's had some pretty solid dramatic roles. Also, have you seen Hotel Transylvania I hear they're a pretty solid line up of flicks.",
"Still the worst actor throughout the history of the world.",
"Holy shit, I live in Tyngsboro. And my coworker's son plays on the lacrosse team",
"A clever marketing campaign for his new movie \"Tyngsboro\"",
"Well they had to build a 200 yard road for it too! That takes time man",
"Saw that The Waterboy was on Netflix and had to watch it. The scene reading the letters from his dad still cracks me up. ",
"That shirt pisses me off!",
"I was watching Happy Gilmore, and it was the scene where he swims to get a ball out of the lake. he had the same button up I had in my closet and wore regularly, it was from Walmart and it was blowing my mind someone wearing generic Walmart clothing in a motion picture, let alone the same clothing I was just wearing the other day.",
"This is the funniest thing I've read today. ",
"Adam will always be one of my favorites. ",
"Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful. NO YELLING ON THE BUS ",
"adam sandler is one of the few actors that can cheer me up when im depressed, or anxious. if i ever meet him, i will prob cry. i cant help it. he IS funny to me. ",
"/r/outsidedetails",
"you're meant to link",
"MIDDLESEX REPRESENT ",
"Still better than the temporary bridge in Lowell that's about 40 years old",
"[Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu1e9tMWEAErDW7.jpg)",
"Technically the filming took place in Westford. #townjammed",
"Yeah, don't make it weird. Take off your pants first. ",
"The best shirts are free shirts. ",
"Wholesome dude ",
"He does this with a bunch of local shirts. He wears stuff like UNH and UMass shirts in his movies too. ",
"He has a reputation for being really nice and down to earth. He did a lot of shitty movies then he realized people really like watching said shitty movies. It's a really crappy version of self-awareness. ",
"Who cares",
"Dem arms",
"Hello, Mr. Krabs!\n",
"really? Every morning, now that is some regular BMs right there. What supplements are they taking to get that regular? i mean, every morning, that isn't a plebeian shit that is royalty shit",
"I have a friend who used to date him. She said he was the nicest guy ever and was truly funny.",
"Adam Sandler will wear anything as long as it's an oversized grey t-shirt",
"I like that Element hat",
"You live by the quarry? Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out and throw things down there. ",
"Man, I'm a straight dude but damn he is hot",
"A good hanging is always nice.",
"Hey man, it's a free shirt.",
"/r/forearmporn",
"If you look at his filmography you will see most of his movies are hits. Water boy, click, happy Gilmore, billy Madison, the wedding singer, 50 first dates, Spanglish, mr deeds, big daddy, airheads, dirty work, anger management and reign over me are all good. Others still have watchabity such as I now pronounce you chuck and Larry, the first grown ups was ok, same with the longest yard. I havnt seen the meuerwitz stories but it got ratings and I want to watch. So don’t let the list of bad movies like jack and Jill and just go with it make you forget about his filmography that is good. They all can’t be winners. \nEdit: one word. ",
"I feel like Adam probably went home, threw it in the dirty laundry. \n\nThen weeks later got up for the day, went to the hamper to smell the shirt he was gonna wear for the day. Then chose that one. ",
"Me too, but the city I live in is worse. :(",
"I love what I consider his holy trinity. Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, and The Waterboy. Can never go wrong with those three.",
"I love redbubble. It's where I get my final fantasy shirts.",
"r/dundermifflin is leaking...",
"My cousin met him while he was filming Mr. Deeds. Sandler hung out with him for a pretty long while and signed literally everything he was wearing.\n\nHe still has the clothes he signed somewhere. Really solid guy imo.",
"Moreover, to me he it looks like he plays himself in the movies. His characters in each movie have similar personalities. ",
"He is a nice guy. Ran into him in the streets of Boston years ago....\n\nWell let me rephrase, my mom was like \"oh look!\" and **shoved** me into him out of excitement....he was cool about it though.",
"I honestly wanna know why this shit is even publicized.\n\nThe guy got a shirt and wore it, yeah it’s awesome he’s a celebrity, but no wonder they all go fucking crazy EVERYTHING they do is noticed. ",
"I know right, I was so confused that I thought that I must have been sent through some weird VPN for a moment. ",
"I'm not gay, but that guy could fuck me in the ass any day.",
"Blocked in the US? Dafuq is this? Is this how the rest of you feel? We should get rid of this. ",
"That tshirt seems pretty neutral and chill. Hard to imagine any reason not to rock some tyngsboro lacrosse.",
"The Rourke!!!, scary shit show",
"Don't view it was a block. View it as STD protection. ",
"Everyone has different opinions regarding hits/watchabllity. I would rather stab my eyes out with a fork than watch most of those. The wedding planner, happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, and Air heads are the only ones I think are good/watchable. Billy Madison was probably my favorite movie in 8th grade. ",
"That’s a bold move, cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him.",
"Tyngsboro's right over the border. (Adam Sandler is from Manchester.) It probably feels like home to him. \n\nNew England is a good place.",
"Why wouldn't he it's a fucking t-shirt",
"He wasn't trying to portray a rich person or anything, I mean he was just trying to win some money by playing golf. Plus it was one of his very first movies that he wrote, along with Billy Madison which is why you see that \"Happy Madison\" logo in his movies now.",
"Everyday I walk in the front door after work and within 15minutes my body will be ready for that relaxing \"work is done poop\". It is pretty wonderful.",
"No way I live on the same planet as them!",
"Blocked by LDS...damn mormons.",
"i came here for that comment...",
"This is definitely not a tide ad",
"On the left he is definitely saying ”a shabba do, a shabba do do\"",
"There's a fucking stain on it.",
"Can confirm. My friends and I saw him at an upscale West Hollywood night club last weekend. Guy was wearing baggy mesh shorts and a T-shirt.",
"Is this a tide ad?",
"BREAKING NEWS: Adam Sandler orders a chicken parm from Olive Garden, eats the leftovers days later.\n\nYou fuckin' serious? ",
"I don't know why but I can see this ending on a good note",
"Probably my favorite Creed line. The way he delivers it is money.",
"Ye...but does he take advice from fans about being in good movies and actually star in them weeks later?",
"You might be gay",
"Yeah it too place in the quarry where people get arrested for smoking marijuana",
"If it was going to end up in one of his movies it would have happened by now. This picture is years old.",
"Lowell or Lawrence then. Although, I like lowell.",
"Free shirt. Why not?",
"Who notices these things? You’d have to know he was being given a shirt, take a picture of it when it’s happening, then keep that shirt in mind until one day, randomly, he’s seen wearing it.",
"Voodoo woman named Phyllis...",
"Can confirm, Adam Sandler is one of the most nicest, sincerest person who will be happy to take a photo and sign an autograph.",
"Same! In Mass, right? Shout out to the quarries.",
"I'm not even sure you need the might in this sentence. ",
"Adam Sandler has fans?",
"Because they know nothing about size and fit.",
"You like money too?",
"We are all Link on this blessed day",
"stabs your eyes out?... don't exaggerate or anything ",
"That's like his middle stuff, not early. ",
"Its most likely because that's where they filmed the quarry swim scene in grown-ups 2. Tyngsboro, Ma. I was living like 2 town over when they filmed it. After they wrapped shooting they did a meet and greet with everyone.",
"Hey, me too! We used to whomp on them regularly.",
"Jewish",
"Dude, Tyngsboro quarries fucked my back up",
"> the wedding planner",
"They buy whatever is cheapest that will fit the most people. \n\nA huge shirt fits huge people. It also fits medium sized people. ",
"[Patriots players Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski did it too](http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0522/sn_r_edelman_mb_576x864.jpg)",
"Big fan of Home Alone?",
"He's a good dude. He gives job security to his actors and even though his movies are shite, they have good messages to them. ",
"nice guy, shitty movies. ",
"I once spotted him outside Mel’s diner in San Francisco city around 12:30 am on Friday night. We had just finished watching late night movie show at a nearby AMC. I had to use restroom so I stopped by Mel’s diner and ordered a cup of coffee to go. As I was coming out of restroom I saw someone who looked like Adam Sandler sitting quietly at bar. Celebrities look very different in public so I wanted to be 100% sure at the cost of embarrassing a stranger. There was a fine lady sitting next to him. So I google’d “Adam Sandler Wife” and it all checked out fine. We waited outside patiently for him to finish his dinner. When he came out, me and my wife had a big fan moment. We got a few pictures with him. He was so down to earth. He wore regular work out jacket and a baseball hat. ",
"You be gay",
"Have you seen the one with him making shoes? It was actually really good! ",
"Pumpkin Seed oil, itll get you regular in a month but the first few weeks you will be niagara falls on a heavy flow day, after that itll settle down to just a solid brick the size of your forearm, source: i once (briefly) dated a girl whose job it was to shit on tables",
"Tyngsboro mass baby! ",
"Okay, if you can’t take the hyperbole then What I guess I could have said was that I would rather not watch anything at all than watch any of those offerings. There, does that work for you? Does everything have to be so literal that conversation with you is tiring? ",
"Whoa bro. I might give you a brojob but that doesn't make me gay. If anything, you are gay for even bringing up being gay. STOP LOOKING MY JUNK!",
"Ofcourse he wore it. it's a grey shirt. The only thkng he'd want more is another pair of grey trackies",
"Tbh that's the only thing that went through my head looking at that picture",
"Why does Adam Sandler always look like he's just woken up?",
"Reminds me of the person on r/squaredcircle who gave wwe star chris jericho a scarf (which is part of his character), and then it was spotted on his instagram, during meet and greets, and while he was on stage with his band Fozzy.",
"You sound like someone who can't appreciate the simple humour which is in a lot of Adam Sandler movies.",
"I used to work for a screenprinting outfit, and made some tshirts for the members of my favourite band (at the time, UZEB) when I went to see them. I went back stage at intermission to give them to a roadie and was ushered into the dressing room where I gave them their shirts. After the show, the drummer came out to tear down his kit and he was wearing the tshirt! :)",
"Idk straight is a strong word. I think you might be slightly acute.",
"so uh... gonna tell us more then?",
"I've been seeing your posts a lot lately. One of the few names I remember on Reddit, I like it.",
"well, everyone likes free stuff......",
"I bet Pistol Pete is packin tho. But he's no Roger Federer...",
"But it's a tide ad...",
"Shit on tables? ",
"Awwwww yisssssss. Either you're jumping in and swimming out or jumping in and being airlifted out. No one walks away from the quarry ",
"I will say what I want about his acting and movies thank you very much.\n\nthey suck",
"The land of the free. ",
"Home of the whopper ",
"Regardless of what you think I sound like, I don’t think you’re right considering that I managed to list quite a few of his movies that I really enjoy. I’ve watched Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore in particular countless times. Taste is movies is subjective but I think maybe I just expect more in terms of quality. ",
"Ah, the ol' Reddit [stupid kid-aroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7xae0a/what_about_the_opposite_gender_are_you_jealous_of/du7wv0v/?context=3)",
"Not even rich celebrities can resist the allure of a free t shirt",
"\"his\" fan.",
"Wut",
"“ I’ll do the laundry tomorrow.”",
"About pumpkin seed oil or the girl? \n\nThe girl I got set up with by a friend and she didn't seem to have a lot of people she could talk to. We briefly went out but we didn't really click. She would call me sometimes just to vent about her day. She eventually became a Stripper and would call me to talk about weirdos, creeps and funny stories. After awhile she became a table shitter for lack of a better word at a fetish dungeon. Dudes would lay under a glass table and watch her shit on it. She made 200 bucks a pop so she needed to go regularly. She told me a lot of the techniques she used and that some girls were allowed to eat corn and peanuts while others could not. I guess that's a sub fetish of watching girls poop, you could specifically ask for with or without corn... She got a crap-tonne of money and bought a B&B which she runs now.\n\nEdit: oh wow thanks for the gold, who'd have thought just talking about shit would lead to golden showers",
"He’s Gosling Gay. \n\nIt’s like type 2 diabetes. With the right diet and keeping him away from exposure to his trigger, it’s completely manageable and even reversible. \n\nBut really, that’s a quality of life issue he needs to face by himself. ",
"I don’t ",
"Tyngsboro can be honorary granite staters for a day. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"its a Crappy job but someones got to do it",
"TIL I'm royalty.\n\nIt's pretty easy to shit everyday in the morning when-\n\nA. You get paid for it\n\nB. You drink all the free coffee in the break room. (I do brew more when it goes out)",
"Says?....",
"I seen him on Newbury street. He was walking past my apartment and I was starstruck and couldn’t say anything. Seen him twice in that one hour.",
"have some raisin bran before you go to bed, and drink a big glass of water as soon as you wake up",
"Hold my newborn, I'm going in!",
"This is the first time I've found people from my town on reddit",
"/r/hailcorporate ?\nGoing Overboard is literally one of the worst rated films of all time on IMDb ",
"This is such an old repost god I'm getting old",
"Drive on it everyday to school and back, its the worst designed bridge ever",
"Big Daddy is up there with those three as well. \n\nMr. Deeds is still my all time favorite though.",
"lol ya I'm a little envious ",
"Fuggn gay as hell",
"My friend also loves these kind of magazines for the \"I married my bin\" stories ",
"why wouldn't he? it's a free t-shirt",
"\"look at this celebrity pretending to be a normal human being like us! Its comical!\"",
"You be gay",
"Maybe, but I *really* don't want to see those photos.",
"How gay we talking?",
"Cool",
"Tyngsboro high lacrosse rules!",
"His recent movies are all-time bad but at least he’s always seemed like a pretty decent guy. ",
"He seems like a cool guy. Havn't heard any bad words about him. Some Celebs are cool while others can be just asses. I don't think the lime light has gotten to his head. ",
"Free Tibet.",
"Better than Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa?",
"You aint gay",
":(",
"Both of those things are your opinion. ",
"Like swan gay. ",
"They like Adam Sandlers new movies?",
"Cool. How did you figure this out?",
"Yes. And you can be a star, too. This is America.",
"His movies may be bad, but I hear he is a nice guy.",
"During the shooting of grown ups 2 they used my high schools football field for the scene where his son kicks a field goal or something, anyways he was talking to me and a friend and invited us to play basketball on one of the courts with him and his son. Solid basketball player, even better guy ",
"but why is he so wet...? ",
"Yeah, well, I gave Dan Ryckert a used Mario Party t-shirt I found in a thrift store in Japan and he wore it for [Mario Party Party 7](https://www.giantbomb.com/videos/mario-party-party-7/2300-11656/), so there.",
"Yeah but their mail is worth something ",
"Adam Sandler has fans?",
"A sweaty Ryan gosling? Yes please\n\n/ No homo",
"ratings arent directly to enjoyment though",
"Except for Zelda",
"Of course. He has a few good movies. My favorite is Reign Over Me. ",
"My Grandparents live across from Grassy pond in Westford. Small world.",
"You mean men lol",
"Same here dude, well I still live in Tyngsboro. When I saw this I let out a very audible what the fuck. Maybe now they'll let us get a grocery store...... ",
"Most circlejerks that bash on his movies quickly turn into comments that bash him as a person, too. It's so nice to see a thread where people can appreciate one of Hollywood's most genuine people. I've had the pleasure of being a PA on one of his shows, and man, does he go through efforts just to make sure his film crews have all the accommodations on set. Hope to work with him again one day.",
"Who’d get rid of a perfectly good tshirt?",
"Hes a dad",
"Eh, Nashua is next door and no sales tax. ",
"Oh yeah I knew an a kid who got airlifted out around 2000. Won’t ever walk the same but at least he’s walking. ",
"I’m from Chelmsford. In 2003 we had a guy airlifted out of there",
"No. ",
"He's shooting Only God Forgives out in Bangkok in that picture.\n\nIt's hot, humid, and sweaty as fuck out there.",
"It's just a good diet bro.",
"Adam Sandler has fans?\n",
"I always forget he's from the town next to me. That's fun.",
"Definitely a good life lesson in there; don’t go to strange store rooms with odd people...\nThat and don’t wish your life away.",
"[Because...it is ps](http://cdn23.us1.fansshare.com/photos/ryangosling/ryan-gosling-white-shirt-only-god-forgives-top-off-987092126.jpg).",
"Kid in my graduating class almost died in the quarries. Luckily, he didn't.",
"Op hasn't this been around for years I remember a long time ago back when I used i funny I saw this ",
"\"I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!\"",
"bruh, you and I almost definitely know each other.",
"Wtf is ([this](https://i.imgur.com/0USM5kc.jpg))",
"Fake news",
"Also he’s a good Jew so, what’s he gonna throw it away?",
"I guess he likes XXXL shirts?",
"He doesn’t seem to be one to make fashion statements. He was probably like “sweet another T-shirt” and threw it in his dresser without giving it a second thought.",
"Looks like 50 lbs later, not a week later ",
"Wow what a great human being he is...",
"Ok..?",
"Adam Sandler always looks tired of being Adam Sandler. ",
"Adam Sandler is a great guy but he looks like the kind of guy who decides what to wear based on what his bedroom floor has to offer.",
"Black Mirror shirt? ",
"Pic of the quarry?",
"Honestly, who gives a shit?",
"He has reached the age where a man wears free t-shirts.",
"I can’t wait to be a dad, wearing shirts like that and quoting the FUCK out of all his movies. \n\nDo you have anymore gum?!",
"I know his movies can be more bleh than good, but I've always appreciated his sort of isolation from Hollywood. ",
"*slow claps*",
"^mah ^*goodness*",
"A sacrifice to the adrenaline god",
"He did well in that netflix movie I just saw",
"I fucking love Mr. Deeds. 50 First Dates also super cheesy but really good, he and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry",
"I think I'm the only one who liked Little Nicky",
"Art thou feeling it now?",
"He's still a pretty cool dude.",
"I would say not necessary. This comment aligns well with an ideology of mine. All humans have both male and female tendencies but hormones increase the sexual tendencies of one gender. \nSaying that, the reason I would ever change my gender to that of female Is that females are awesome, and it would give me a reason to start my life all over again",
"He's living the dream. ",
"As a man with zero shame and / or pride I am sort of jealous at all the degrading ways women can make a ton of money. I'd totally do this.\n\nWhere's my version of this as a somewhat attractive male with a lifter's body?",
"I have always wanted Tibet. Are there any admin fees?",
"His latest works have just been him and some friends on vacation with some fantasy role playing thrown in",
"Not so sure about happy mood in Click",
"\"Zabadoo\"\n\n-Adam Sandler",
"What war",
"he seems so down to earth, yes he has wealth, a celebrity but im sure you would see him at a local 711 getting a big gulp.\n\nits amazing how wealth brings out whats already is inside you...good and bad.",
"If there's a trinity BD is easily in it, not TWB.",
"This is literally the only thing I enjoy out of all the tabloids. The high quality stalker shots of celebrities doing totally mundane things. Most of them come from super sketchy angles too like the guy was hiding in a bush or something even though the celeb is just out in public walking their dog.\n\n",
"\"You be gay\"\n\nAh, finally. We found the dark wizard that turns people gay.",
"And it's not the redditors you expect!",
"This joke should just be dead.",
"You be gay?",
"Littleton!",
"Isn't this like super old? We should ask for dates on these pictures.",
"> Tyngsboro\n\nTroll. If you actually lived there you'd know it's actually Tyngsborough.",
"It hates you too",
"OMG A HUMAN DOING HUMAN THINGS\n\n\nCALL THE PRESS!",
"Exactly what I was thinking lol. Well almost, I thought he can shove those arms in my hetero ass any day.",
"Someone asked me \"What did you guys do before memes on the Internet?\"\n\nI said we had rage comics that had their own collection of memes, like Yao Ming's Bitch Please face. Showed them a 4 panel and thought it was the stupidest shit ever.\n\nYour generation eats tide pods and writes in emojis you little shit.",
"No u",
"The Anti-Sandler circle jerk on Reddit is amazing sometimes...personally I loved his movies growing up and got to watch them all as a teenager. ",
"I was at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills and saw this guy walk in wearing grey sweats and a boston bruins jersey. ",
"Only Billionaire you will find in sweat pants ..",
"Eat pod",
"Does Saturday work for you?",
"Why do libtards act like celebrities are some kind of super human uber intelligent beings incapable of doing normal stuff. \n\nIs it a side effect of being inflicted with liberal disorder, or what. \n\nI don't even find this unusual let alone news worthy ",
"And somehow they keep making money ",
"LOLOLOL",
" Got to love the patronizing tone. They know how dumb their customer base is.",
"Ah, Lawrence, a terrible place. BUT they have El Taller, which makes for great lunch.\n\nEDIT: Just ate lunch at El taller. Recommend the Pollo y Papa.",
"Was I supposed to have some on?",
"Yooooo, Tyngsboro! I live in Dracut which is right next door. Represent 978 the Merrimack Valley! ",
"but he's about to find out, that being a bicycle basket isn't so easy.",
"Plus many of his movies feature him in an NYU t-shirt, even if it has nothing to do with the plot, but because he’s an alum. \n\nHe still plays basketball at the NYU gym every once in awhile.",
"What the shit",
"eventually all NFL players have to wear shirts with their friends' pictures. that's the only way they will remember who those friends are.",
"I shit every morning. I thought that was normal?",
"Adam Sandler is like an 80 year old grandpa, but younger.",
"Tom hanks gets food poissining ",
">She got a crap-tonne of money and bought a B&B which she runs now.\n\nThat is reddit gold right there...but I am poor so you will have to accept this brown note which will get you a good seat the next time you go.",
"You don't hear many guys say that about Macaulay Culkin. Kudos to you.",
"This thing smells like repost",
"Holy shit I know a few people from Tyngsboro",
"Yes, because how else will you have the spectacular Chippendale's style pants rip off that is standard in random Reddit smooching?",
"wait!, swans can be gay?\n\nnot that there is anything wrong with that, you do you swans, i just feel like crying...",
"Can confirm. Saw him on vacation at dinner one night and breakfast the next. Same outfit, zero fucks given. He’s a pretty cool guy. ",
"Yeah, that's Photoshopped too...\n\nhttps://tineye.com/search/0dfbd0439037908b645bec2b7a48aefe9a83eb70/?extension_ver=chrome-1.2.0",
"My mom saw him in a parking lot in Toronto during TIFF a couple years ago, she gave him the heads up to pay for parking cuz it's a hefty ticket. He said thanks and didn't pay",
"Could you imagine having people snapping photos of you even when you are just out for a bike ride? That shit would get old quick. ",
"Blasphemy. The Holy Trinity is Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, and The Wedding Singer. So say we all.",
"Mr. Deeds is constantly overlooked when his best movies are talked about, My favorite as well! ",
"No, it was just a comment about the quarry.",
"Dracut here. Their AMC was the first theater to install those awesome chairs, but that is practically Nashua. ",
"Big Daddy is outside that trinity, because it actually has some substance. I love them all but I wouldn’t put them in the same boat. Same with Deeds. ",
"I forgot that’s what Macaulay Culkin became",
"We are ALL Gosling Gay on this blessed day :) ",
"Fun fact: Adam Sandler is athletic as fuck, mainly playing basketball.",
"Asking for friend?",
"Ah he definitely put out some quality comedies, im talking about the last 10 years Adam Sandler. It upsets me because he's proven he's capable of putting out something so much better, like in his early years. ",
"-1 respect for wearing a Hurley hat ",
"Grey cotton shirt=near perfect thing to work/work out in",
"Fuck you Adam sandler movies are classic",
"Time for butt stuff",
"Wish people gave me free shirts. ",
"Get out of here Dad ",
"...",
"No. He actually wore it for weeks since he got it. 😏",
"Free Hat",
"I hope someone gives him a funny script",
"There's only 2 things people love more than a free t-shirt",
"[**Good observation.**](https://i.redd.it/gtfa51cego1z.png)\n",
"Popeyes chicken is the shizni!",
"It's never been easier to fuck a dude and not be gay these days. As long as the balls don't touch, and you don't make eye contact your fine. So just slap on one of those nut rubbers and have at it.",
"Rediscovering my favorite movies from when I was a kid and experiencing them with my daughter again is one of my favorite parts of being a parent. ",
"He has fans?",
"Fake news. He has no fans",
"I grew up in Billerica, my cousins are from Tyngsboro. We used to ride our bikes down to the Shur Fine. Good times.",
"How big do they think he is?",
"Type 2 diabetes is still diabetes.",
"He cares!!",
"How do you even make a connection like this? Do you work for him? PA?",
"I get the coffee shits every morning at work around 9-10am. I'm on a fucking tight shit schedule ",
"Chelmsford gang",
"oh I don't know. Maybe Jack & Jill, That's My Boy, The Cobbler, Grown Ups 2 (I'll admit I enjoyed the first), Just Go With It, Sandy Wexler, Blended to name a few. ",
"He is definitely gay.",
"Now that's something I'll need to see to believe ",
"Don't even need to read comments. Let me guess we all think he's such a great guy for wearing a T-Shirt. Maybe he is but it's just weird how much reddit idolizes celebrities for doing normal things. They are people. Get off your computer screen and go out in the world. It's not that big of a deal.",
"Obviously the best way to shill for Adam Sandler is to promote a 29 year old movie that's probably impossible to buy in a way that gets Adam Sandler money. Also helps that it's almost universally hated, so I'm sure Sandler loves showing it to potential new viewers.",
"You gotta watch out for raiders and mirelurks too. Then again my only experiences in quarries in Massachusetts were in Fallout 4... ",
"Eyyy",
"That was awful that people would objectify her like that! Where would one find such a horrendous place? I mean, where, specifically? ",
"Hey cool beans man, I live by the quarry. We should hangout sometime and throw things down there!",
"thats one of the funniest things ive ever read. thanks smeghead.",
"Yeah but where was he on 9/11?",
"Now make it weird. ",
"That's awesome! ",
"My GF is from Littleton",
"I jumped in '04. Two weeks later a kid I know broke both his elbows jumping in. \n\nFully gave myself a fear of heights after doing that jump. I was such an idiot as a teenager. ",
"Gotta do gay stuff bro",
"That's what I love about him. He's a normal person.",
"Also also from Westford. Weird to see our town make it to the frontpage.",
"I kinda assume that's how Adam gets all his clothes.",
"Username checks out",
"\"The fabric of our lives\" ",
"Thats his production company ",
"[BROJOB! BROJOB!](https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/3q22tdC)",
"Punch Drunk Love is kind of like his Opus (from that time). It was so different from his usually movies it stands out and if you weren't expecting it might be off putting, but it's a great movie about social awkwardness and just how different people can be. \n\nPlus, the pudding pop/milage thing was from a real dude. It didn't work out exactly like it did in the movie but similar. I think he was the one that also at the time took advantage of the new dollar coin promotion where if you \"buy\" a coin for a dollar it's free shipping. What he did was bought the coins on a CC that had really high miles benefits then basically used the coins to pay back the CC at the bank. I forgot his name. ",
"Cue Flintstones dinosaur \"it's a living\" *shrugs*",
"Yeah the quarries!! Right guys?....pretty cool um..place. (not from your town)",
"Chelmsford and a lifter. I've probably seen you at best fitness.",
"> Seen him\n\nBoston resident confirmed. ",
"Looks like a Tide ad to me.",
"Who turns down a perfectly good t-shirt?",
"never Google Adam Sandler nudes",
"Watched his episode of hiking with Kevin. I think that’s what it’s called at least. Guy seems like he appreciates a nice comfy t-shirt.",
"Because not everything has to be Oscar material to be entertaining. Sometimes we just want dick and fart jokes wrapped around a mediocre plot.",
"It's good for comedies (Adam Sandler, Owen Wilson) but can also just be lazy acting sometimes.",
"Why am I?",
"There's literally dozens of you",
"I would say this is the American dream, but you spelling of \"tonne\" leads me to believe it might not be American.",
"What's he gonna do, NOT wear a perfectly normal t-shirt?",
"Adam seems like a generally good dude. He talks about being able to do movies just for a good vacation. He's seems humble and very sick of putting on \"the show\". I bet he is a great father.",
"Not any longer. ",
"He stars in it but it wasnt made by him. It’s definitely more serious. Great acting, though.",
"Ah, the ole Diamonds and Doggies down in Ft. Lauderdale",
"Hahah wow, I probably at least have heard of some of the people in this thread. I’m 25 now, makes me feel old thinking back to the quarries.",
"Where can I find T-Shirt with a collar like this one ? How are they called ? Wide collar ?",
"O SHIT I LIVE IN TYNGSBOROUGH ",
"Yep, a lot of us have complicated lives and it's great to watch something simple, stupid, and fun. ",
"Hey, a free shirt is a free shirt no matter who you are.",
"Pfft! I don't know what you're talking about...\n\n&nbsp;\n\n^^*zip*",
"He seems like a really cool guy who makes really shitty movies",
"Adam Sandler has always struck me as an all around good guy. Humor is a little crude, which is fantastic. He's good to his friends, involving them in almost every movie (if not all of them, I didn't take the time to check.) and I have to EDIT because I bumped the wrong button.\n\nAnyway, he's one of a very select few of celebrities that I'd care to meet and/or hang out with.",
"YOU ARE THE QUARRY!",
"I'm sorry but as great as The Wedding Singer was, The Waterboy is one of his most quotable movies. Plus Adam Sandler actually wrote The Waterboy as well as the other two. Anyone who thinks otherwise is the Devil!",
"They shot the quarry scene in Westford.",
"I came",
"Really? You think I'm acute? *blushes*",
"Bender",
"That's one I haven't read for a long while.",
"Speak for yourself. ",
"Hey, it's not my cup of tea but more power to you\n\n",
"Too funny. I’m usually getting there as they open because they’ve way oversold their memberships.",
"Celebrity uses clothes. \n*instant front page*",
"Well it helps that he's from New England, grew up around Lake Winnipesaukee, and constantly films and small towns in the region.",
"Did they have sex!?!\n",
"I feel the positive messages are really overridden by the curmudgeony \"kids these days\" dialogue that constantly makes an appearance. \n\nKids in Grown Ups are berated for staying indoors playing video games. Adam Sandler's character chastises them about being lazy and not creative. Goes on mini-rant that kids in his day loved to go on a camp out.\n\nFlash forward to Pixels, despite Adam Sandler's apparent disdain for video games he manages to again berate a kid for playing modern games with \"no objective or challenge\" (I believe the kid was playing the Last of Us, a modern masterpiece of gaming btw). \n\n Like, even if his character endorses something that a previous movie made a point to bemoan about (I feel like this isn't just a character but AS channeling his real opinions via characters) there's always a twist about how kids these days have no clue and are total PoS. Not as great as he was back in his heyday (his characters always seem to claim some form of this and were always studs at whatever it is, usually b-ball and womanizing in their youth).\n\nHe's the ultimate version of the anti-millennial mindset,",
"Probably his only clean shirt",
"He came into my job to grab some lunch before his show with David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc the other week. Turns out a server we have used to do improv with Rob back in the day and he immediately invited her to the show with GOOD seats. Then they left and walked around downtown like they were just regular people. Cool guys.",
"This is a big deal why?",
"Same? I’m just wondering what movies he’s in to where he can say with such certainty that Adam has no talent and isn’t a good actor; even though movies like “Funny People” and “The Cobbler”, exist where I thought he was great despite the type of actor he is. ",
"O’Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down. ",
"I would think it would be tough for any human to not think that he's just an all around good looking man. Lucky motherfucker.",
"Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!\n",
"Adam Sandler always looks exhausted and burnt out. ",
"\"Im from the south. The deep south!\"\n\n*wheezy chortle*",
"I don't think I want to look at that.",
"Tewksbury gang right here",
"I played so many hockey games at skate 3, Blue rink is bae!",
"Tyngsboro represent!",
"Repost from a gossip magazine. Reddit sucks now.",
"He has a fan?",
"It's both. ",
"It's reddit, it was already weird.",
"Shoutout to the 4H fair!\n\nEdit: lol downvoter must be from marlboro ",
"Adam Sandler is a treasure. He likes goofy comedy with wacky characters. His Netflix stuff lately (Sandy Wexler) has been super funny. ",
"I have a shit tedious job and I want nothing more than to watch documentaries and stuff when I get home, my sister has a high level civil service job that is very challenging and time consuming and she just wants to watch trash when she gets home.\n\nThings aren't always what they seem.",
"What a dick",
"I actually respect him for this. Not for any of the low effort trash he put on netflix. But it was nice of him to wear the shirt!",
"Wedding Singer needs to be included IMO",
"Is there a rule. Says you can't ?",
"...Edelman has an \"EDELMAN\" tattoo?",
"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!",
"Ah, the ol' reddit Sandleroo",
"How big are they ? There's a 100 footer in Westford",
"EAGLE RIVER?!!",
"Coincidence? I don't think so!",
"Jami Lee Curtis shits like 5 times a day!",
"My bin and I are doing quite well these days, and we appreciate your friend's concern.",
"In the last 10 years he's more or less started focusing his movies towards kids.\n\nI think the biggest problem critics have with his movies is that their taste matured and his movies kept trending towards younger audiences.",
"They also shot the wedding scene in Southborough. My dad worked around the corner at the time and one of his coworkers got a small speaking part during the basketball scene. Was a big deal at the the time here too.",
"How do you think they know each other?",
"Yeah baby!",
"Had a similar vibe to The Royal Tenenbaums, IMO, but lacked that Wes Anderson pizzazz. I really enjoy Sandler's acting in dark comedies, though. He killed it in Reign Over Me, and Punch Drunk Love.",
"So fucking what\n\n",
"I don't think everything he has made is comedy gold, but there have been plenty of movies worth watching. I actually like his more serious roles, like Spanglish or Punch Drunk Love. Or some of his less \"Sandler\" comedy films like Funny People and Bulletproof. But I get that comedy is subjective enough that not everyone likes the same things.",
"I'd love to know how small you consider small to be when there are not only t-shirts for your town, but other redditors coming across your comment from that town. \n\nShout out to Corinth, KY. There are no t-shirts.",
"He asked my middle school art teacher out on a date when they were in high school and she rejected him “because he was a loser.” She probably shouldn’t have been so shallow. ",
"Also Dunder Mifflin",
"I can relate, Christopher Lloyd came to my town of 8,000 to film a movie and it was like.. here? Of all places you're in our random town?",
"Some celebrities are people too.",
"Is his chest permanently oiled?",
"Worst part is climbing out after. So much broken beer bottle glass on each rock climbing up. That your forced to do barefoot because you just jumped in the fuckin' quarry!",
"What an Adam Sandler thing to do.",
"Adam Sandler is just becoming his dad. [Must have Progressive.](https://youtu.be/YV5002PiP88?t=10)",
"Do you wanna be silenced by the NFL? Because that's how you get silenced by the NFL. ",
"You filthy Animal ",
"He’s not funny but he’s a cool dude",
"but his face is dry 🤔",
"No thanks. ",
"Well you see I, uh . . . got this shirt and I, uh, wh- wh- wh- wh- COME TO THE BACK OF THE BOAT",
"Somewhat related, a university near my town wanted Maroon 5 to play a show at their college so they sent Adam Levine a shirt with the school’s logo on it. They never ended up playing the show, but he wore it on stage at some music award show and has worn it at a couple shows.",
"Ciao, Roboito.",
"r/humansbeingbros ",
"Bulletproof is full on Sandler. ",
"Reddit love's to shit on Sandler, but the reason he makes movies is to hang out with his friends. He's not trying to make an academy award winning movie, he's going to make some fart jokes, and cast himself with a hot wife. Dude understands how the game works and is living the dream while doing it. ",
"That shirt sums up his entire 1990s career.",
"I'm not to sure on the veracity of this but I heard Sandler was at another celebrities wedding, which was filled with other celebrities and instead of being the cliche 'don't talk to me' Jennifer Lawrence type of celebrity he would get up and dance with the other families relatives especially the elderly even though he didn't really know them. I hope it's true. ",
"Yeah its on the Westford/Tyngsboro line. So you can say either or. Technically it is in Westford.",
"What a good jewish boy, someone wash his cock'n balls",
"I worked at a print shop in dracut where the owners were from tyngsboro and printed like all the sports shirts and things for tyngsboro. There's a decent chance they made that shirt actually. We also had scott grimes as a customer, who was on band of brothers and plays the son? I think on American dad. ",
"Cotton, it's what's for Dinner.",
"OMG! He wears his clothes?!?!? ",
"And in typical free t shirt fashion, it's a few sizes too big",
"Just moved there! Haha",
"I don't know if I'm fascinated or disgusted. Fasgusted? Disgutinated?",
"I'm almost positive he knows he's not funny in almost all his movies, but is kind of in the \"this is my life now I guess\" stage and just goes with it and secretly hates what he does",
"Hells yeah, parking for the crew was right next to Flint’s Corner (my I’m from Tyngsborough proof).\n\nCrazy seeing our town and someone from it on the front page of reddit.",
"Man, he seems like a really cool dude. I wish his movies weren’t shit.",
"Wow that makes me wish I had the same standards for being a great guy as celebrities do",
"That's lady juices, not oil",
"whoa dude!",
"I once read a \"Hello future people\" and it was just a few hours old, I was really disappointed.",
"Adam Sandler has a fan? ",
"Only to drive through to get to Nashua",
"im glad that you are ok with billy madison and happy gilmore being family friendly.",
"This reminds me of Mark Harmon from NCIS. Every shirt he wears while in his basement was sent to him from various Marines over the years. He might not have ever served but damn is that man proud of our fighting men and women",
"Does not surprise me. my buddies daughter got cancer snd wanted to meet him. He couldn't come to the hospital, but he sure as hell did a big conference call with her, her friends, and some other actors. He spent a long time with her, did all her favorite voices and requests too. Just a nice man. ",
"People wear makeup on tv/movies. They powder their faces so they don't get all shiny and reflective, if the scene calls for it.\n\nYou wouldn't powder his whole body.",
"Who would \"let\" you?",
"Ugh fuck lawrence",
"I know it for the place that has a Bahama Breeze, Smokey Bones and the Olive Garden up on the hill....and the ice rink. Shows you I don't go to Tyngsboro much. ",
"> they have good messages to them. \n\nconsidering some of the still go the \"haha, that dude is ugly\" (or similar) route, I wouldn't entirely agree.\n\n\n\n",
"Uml south campus?",
"Who cares?",
"\"Man wears clothing he owns\" doesn't quite have the same ring.",
"The people-person's paper people! ",
"Hello fellow Essex person.\n\nI realise now you probably don't mean the original English Chelmsford... ",
"it looks comfortable and a cotten T, why wouldn't he wear it?",
"This surfaced as I was watching the penguin scene in Billy Madison. Its too hot out here for a penguin.",
"I have a soft spot for Adam Sandler movies. Especially jack and Jill. It’s so bad that it’s hilarious I mean it’s literally him talking to himself while dressed as a girl ",
"Alright",
"If someone gave me free stuff I'd Take it...idc if its to small to big or ramen. It's free gimme that shit.",
"It's almost like he's a person that wears t shirts or something",
"But I gotta study!",
"Party Monster.",
"That man has great taste in hats. As an avid hat wearer myself, I would love to see that collection. ",
"If I were your mom I would have done the same thing! ",
"Isn't Scott Grimes the guy that voices Steve Smith? Edit - Yes. Lol",
"I'm on mobile and can't actually read that fine print.... Damn. ",
"I have seen Adam in real life when he was filming in my town. I didn't say much but a hi, but I saw him intereact with others on a few occasions and heard stories too from friends and family. Despite the hate he gets for his movies, he seems like he is a really really nice guy. I don't wish him any malice even if I'm not a big fan of his movies. But with that said, I'm not big into comedies either. ",
"Reign on Me was probably his and Don Cheadles best movies",
"you actually do!",
"I wouldn't go that far. I just want to be best friends with him and getting fucked in the ass might just complicate the friendship. ",
"I don't tend to think so. When I think full on Sandler, I think Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy. Much more slapstick comedy going on in those types of movies than Bulletproof.",
"he is the dream",
"If you shit every morning there's something wrong with the stuff you put in your mouth.",
"Ex-paparazzo here. I would get excited when celebrities at the airport put tickets in their mouth or hold up their shoes.\n\nIt was a guarantee that US mag would buy the picture for that section. ",
"So he doesn't forget how to spell his name.\n\nBecause that would be embarrassing.",
"...I would",
"I'm from Billerica. Do we fight now?",
"As shitty as his \"Happy Madison\" movies have been recently, he seems like a down-to-earth, generally good dude. I still believe the theory that all of his recent films have just been excuses for him and his friends to go on vacations to tropical places.",
"Lol a grocery store?",
"He's on The Orville now ",
"Hahah same here, he shot at my school in Georgetown, Texas. ",
"Happy Valentine’s Day you guys ",
"Weeks later and what looks like a solid 50lbs later. ",
"I love the Hotel Transylvania movies. They are so good my daughter has been watching them almost daily for a while now and I don't even mind. At first I didn't even notice.it was Adam Sandler and all his friends until i realised of coarse it was. Great movies",
"Highway sinage says Tyngsboro so I always go with that. Same with places like Boxboro, Foxboro, and Attleboro. ",
"Bend over and touch your toes. Now you're *acutey*. \n\nNow, where is the exit...",
"I don't care what anyone says but I laughed so much during the Ridiculous Six. Such an easy movie to just turn your brain off and watch. I think I've enjoyed all his Netflix movies and even that Kevin James one wasn't bad.",
"Aha I figured that's the one everyone was talking about. ",
"my best friend is from westford. great place.",
"They eat, drink get sick, take shits they just like us!!!!!! ",
"Yeah McCaulay Culkin is dreamy",
"Why not. Every dude knows that tshirts like that are the most comfortable clothing ever made.",
"You don't have to be gay to appreciate attractiveness of the same sex. It's a stupid stigma that needs to fuck off.",
"I think most of it has to do with the fact that most celebrities don’t act like normal people, even though they are. People are more astounded when famous people do seemingly normal things, because famous people usually don’t do normal things.",
"Chelmsford gang carries gold-plated knives and travel in a pack of yachts",
"Pretty sure they'd deduct all that wasted makeup from your pay, Ryan Gosling reasons notwithstanding. ",
"Is this A Walk to Remember? ",
"probably knew a dude from chelmsford that was there when his friend got airlifted out. Or that happens so often that they dont really know each other.",
"At the end of the day he's still a Jew and its a free shirt",
"I honestly have no idea why people are so surprised about the stupid decisions coming out of Washington D.C, that shithole is full of super mutants and ghouls, what do people expect?",
"Nashua?",
"Give that man a baby!",
"That’s much cooler",
"Would that end up in the \"Normal/Not Normal\" section?\n\nNORMAL: George Clooney eats a salad.\n\nNOT NORMAL: Justin Timberlake wears his shoes on his hands.",
"The Tyngsboro SKKKRRRRRAAAAA!",
"Ok. Who cares?",
"sure looks like it...",
"So more people could be airlifted out? :P",
"Oh you’re one of those people who live out in the dragon-lands. ",
"I mean, if I'm bent over and touching my toes, you can probably already see the exit.",
"you are looking into it a bit much imo",
"My theory is that once the fan had successfully handed Adam Sandler the shirt, the shirt didn't leave his possession until he got home, in which case, once the t-shirt was in his home, it got worn once he needed a t-shirt and it was the closest one in sight.",
"There are some celebrity's that would kind of surprise me if they wore something a fan gave them. Adam Sandler is not one of them.",
"I dunno. Free boobs are pretty great too.",
"Spanglish was great too. He obviously can act well when he chooses to.",
"STAY OUT OF NASHUA YA DAMNED FREE LOADERS. \n\nKidding, we love you guys <3",
"And here I am, unemployed, hiding in your closet watching you watch movies.",
"worth it ",
"Gubment",
"I feel so at home with this conversation. Grew up in Dracut! ",
"Zohan ain't family friendly.",
"\"It's nice and oversized, like it should be.\" ~adam",
"A little [backstory](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) to give context to that one.",
"Jules come back plz",
"Tinkle town ",
"Fun fact, Mark Harmon from NCIS wear shirts send from fans.",
"Is...is pooping every morning a rare thing for you guys? I've been pooping every morning for my entire life. I had no idea I was special.",
"But, that's where I came in...",
"I'm 45 and have been to that quarry. ",
"Literally EVERYTHING I've ever heard about the guy points to him being a genuinely fantastic human being. From this, to going to a wedding with famous and not famous people and being the only guy to mingle with the non-famouses. To people encountering him IRL and him being gracious and humble. The guy seems to genuinely have a heart of gold.\n\nI just hate his movies.",
"this is the dream everywhere",
"Too poor to be like Westford and too white to be like Lowell",
"Now kith",
"Better than the chairs at the new place in littleton",
"NH represent",
"No go find some kids from Burlington",
"Never thought my town would make it to the front page lmao ",
"I always thought he seemed like a good guy. What's unfortunate is his dip in work. He's really a good actor and I wish he had more comedy-drama roles, like Punch-Drunk Love.",
"I lol'd",
"We should hang out",
"What about yourself? How far have you come?",
"The Market Basket gods of course. Have you not heard the good word? Do you not get more for your dollar? ",
"Absolutely we should ",
"It's a free fucking shirt of course he'd wear it",
"My home town. Waddduppp",
"He was shooting something near a friend of mine whose daughter is fighting cancer. Arrangements were made and he meet them on set and spent some time with her. She was thrilled. Got to say he’s a decent guy. ",
"His earlier movies were great, when he gave a crap. I still defend Click because I think it's genuinely funny. He slowly but surely gave less effort for his movies, with Pixels being complete garbage, and now he just does whatever he wants. ",
"My wife works in a hospital in Iowa and one of her doctors bother is Adams neighbor. He's one of the coolest down to earth guys. Says he will just pop over say hi and have a beer.",
"Marlborough bro. Marlboro. ",
"Sup former neighbor, me too",
"I should workout. ",
"Speak for yourself",
"Bridge is dope",
"Hurts, doesn't it. ",
"BRO! MEET ME AT MASTER WOK IN THE FOOD COURT KED!",
"I did not grow up in Tyngsboro, I grew up in West Groton. But I also want to validate that it was a big deal when Sandler filmed in the area. I believe it was for Grown Ups 2.",
"Hey. Chelmsford represent",
"I did not grow up in Tyngsboro, I grew up in West Groton. But I also want to validate that it was a big deal when Sandler filmed in the area. I believe it was for Grown Ups 2.",
"I’d prefer my kids learn the life lesson that you’re never too old to graduate high school or become a pro golfer. ",
"Yup! My sister interned at happy Madison a few years later and apparently he and most of the other dudes there literally just wear whatever the fuck t shirts and sweats/athletic/cargo shorts they have lying around. \n\nShe convinced them to have me design a happy Madison t shirt for them so they could each just have it in like 10 different colors and wear those all the time. They did. Then they put the image on the [awning](https://i.imgur.com/ANFHqHa.jpg) outside of their offices at Sony... which is cool, though I wish they would have told me so I could have made the graphic fit better and, you know, gotten paid for the additional usage.\n\nOh yeah, and I knew a guy in college that was in a band called O Doyle Rules. They gave Sandler a t shirt and he wore it to the next kids choice awards =)",
"If you find a body, make sure you let your friends poke it with a stick first.",
"This is why I never understood the \\*absolute vitriol\\* reddit spews towards The Big Bang Theory. Holy shit...it's like the show killed their childhood puppy in front of them or something the way people criticize it. \n\nGuess what jackass, sometimes when I finish a long ass day, I don't feel like watching something super brain\\-stimulating and educational, sometimes I feel like watching something stupid with dumb jokes. Get over yourselves. \n\nThe worse are the people calling the show \"nerd blackface\". FFS....it's a sitcom.",
"Chelmsford reppin there’s dozens of us",
"I think Star magazine had that shit (I quit back in 2011). I sold a picture of Tito Ortiz holding one of his twins upside down on the \"not normal\" section. ",
"Lmao I found a dumpa ",
"I myself am a man who's not picky about what shirts he wears. I can tell Adam Sandler is the same. T-shirts are comfy! ",
"Who doesn’t love a free T-shirt?",
"So you're saying Adam Sandler did a Mass. shooting.",
"No guy can pass up a comfortable gray T-shirt.",
"Everything is the devil to you /u/Bamtastic",
"I remember being a child in the 80s crossing the Rourke to get to the boathouse to take sailing lessons. Was scary then. Then I got Merrimac on me and the chemical burns us",
"Omg I remember this. I'm also from Chelmsford. ",
"On mobile was able to read this. This message brought to you by the cotton industry ! ",
"I've driven by Corinth haha. You exist!",
"Don't forget to say \"no homo\" when you're done.",
"dude is chill and just having a good time in his life with friends filming wacky movies, I like him.",
"Unless you're Jesus. That dude likes to walk on water.",
"Dear Helen,\n\nWhose Helen?\n\nThat's my first name Bobby.",
"Wow, can’t believe the Pepperell comment was deleted, now I think it was a conspiracy! Does that place exist? What about Townsend?",
"....and now it is selling out....fashion whores...",
"Tyngsboro-Chelmsford-Westford-Groton-Dunstable-Littleton-Pepperell-Townsend Crew hollar! \n\nWe need our own subreddit. :)",
"Or call Logan whatever his face is to vlog about it.",
"Adam Sandler may be a has-been ass at times, but this is cool.",
"TBH I'm too poor to even be Chelmsford. Growing up there did nothing for my wallet. 😂",
"After weeks of not doing laundry, he finally ran out of stuff to wear",
"I met Adam in NYC several years ago, and he was basically the character he plays in all of his films. Super nice, laidback guy.",
"How do I know that *that* one isn't the photoshopped one with the graphic removed???",
"I know a lot of people don't like his newer stuff, but I think that's my boys was the greatst film ever. It changed the way I think. ",
"Everyone in Hollywood say hes the nicest guy in Hollywood. Here's a check in his column.",
"I jumped off 7 times.... im not fucking around, westford quarries right? From the grown ups 2 movie? We all hear theres cars and dead bodies in that water, sometimes it smells like shit, glass everywhere. Only thing it has going for it is a nice ass view. ",
"he's a shamelessly cheap hobo. of course, he wore it.",
"I am ALL Gosling Gay on this blessed day :) ",
"*kith*",
"Look at the picture again.\n\nCongrats on being gay now!",
"You suck.",
"What's the story behind this?",
"[Sumo wrestler bike horn.](https://www.amazon.com/SunLite-93828-Sunlite-Squeeze-Horns/dp/B000WY3Q8C/ref=pd_day0_468_8?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000WY3Q8C&pd_rd_r=S8TR38ZWHFVJKVCW5CZP&pd_rd_w=KoYbm&pd_rd_wg=Sw1as&psc=1&refRID=S8TR38ZWHFVJKVCW5CZP)",
"I had to upvote this.....all I can see is Chris Farley's face all red and mad when I read this lol ",
"Like my husband, A free t-shirt equals not having to go buy a tshirt.",
"I took a course known as Film as Literature in high school. We'd watch movies and then dissect them as Literature. The teacher burned through the material too quickly and we had about two weeks with nothing to do by the end of the year. \n\nI brought in Click and somehow managed to convince the teacher to play it. Then everyone had to write an essay about themes and symbolism in fucking Click. \n\nMy classmates hated my friends and I for doing this. But it was worth it. ",
"Westboro, Southboro, New Marlboro, never heard of Marlboro. ",
"Stop wanking, it makes it weird. ",
"That guy's neck is *jacked*. Not in a good way.",
"Alright look, you using a bunch of big words that I don’t understand so imma take them as disrespect. Watch ya mouth.",
"The great thing about Adam Sandler is that you can watch the first five minutes of any movie he's ever been in and from that point forward you've seen every Adam Sandler film ever made and can call yourself an authority on his entire catalog.",
"She sounds like a cunt.",
"My hometown is the same, in 2012 the cast for The Hangover Part 3 came to shoot a couple of scenes here and everybody was like \"wow, they know we actually exist!\" ",
"Airlifted? Explain plz never been to a quarry",
"Wanna shit every morning? Try alcoholism! You can even piss out your ass if you do it right. *ahhh the height of luxury*",
"> an uncanny ability to not give a shirt\n\n",
"I'm from Bedford, does that count?",
"No shit. I would do the exact same thing. Honestly, the fact that in his movies everyone is actually friends and seem to be enjoying themselves makes me like his movies more. ",
"Free t-shirt, hell yes he's wearing it",
"I went to high school in Tyngsboro.",
"Westford is nice, but it definitely isn't perfect. We got some serious anxiety/depression issues at the Academy. ",
"From Eastern MA. I know Tyngsboro. Can I party with you all? I saw Paul Blart Mall Cop filming in Burlington Mall. That has to count...",
"I live in Tyngsboro too! There are actually 5.5 million of us Tyngsborgs.",
"Where does he spend his money?",
"Is it weird i read it as mad you?",
"You can absolutely get into that world. You just have to be comfortable with doing it for gay men with those fetishes.",
"Does this mean we can send Sandler shirts with whatever designs would be funniest, and he'd wear them??",
"AKA Almost the mall",
"It's not gay if it's Gosling.",
"Shhh... Don't say anything",
"I had the pleasure to work with him on a shoot for a Netflix show and I got to say he is a really cool guy. He shook every crew member's hand and thanked us for having him. He seemed very humble and enjoyed what he was doing. He brought his dog, Apu, to work and was very chill like his owner. Overall Adam is a great human and watching him stand side by side with his buddy Rob Schneider, was a childhood dream. ",
"It's only diabetes if you touch Twinkies.",
"You cliff dive and have fun, or get fucked up. Some quarries are pretty much big square pits so you might literally have to climb out of it as well.",
"I don't really like Adam sandler",
"Someone needs to get him more early 2000s extreme sports branded hats",
"I thought The Zohan was hilarious.",
"Ageless",
"OMG! My cousin is from Chumsford!",
"Say what you will about his movies bit he's a nice dude. I've played basketball with him a few times and he's cool to have around",
"I love how he doesn't seem to give a shit about his attire in public. I strive to get to his level of not giving a fuck. ",
"why does this sound like a place Drake would shoutout..",
"Toronto Canada",
"I had that thought as well. A good actor can be both a villain and a hero is what I always thought (not in the same movie of course), but I feel like Adam Sandler just won't look mean or evil no matter how much he pretends to lol",
"Shut up. I grew up in Chelmsford. ",
"I’ve consumed many adult beverages with residents of Tyngsboro. ",
"I'm feeling a warm spot.",
"Which Adam Sandler movie was filmed in Tyngsboro? ",
"Oof a lot more straight forward then I thought",
"It's a bold strategy cotton, let's see how it plays out ",
"About 20mins away from me MA represent!",
"wuddup riverhawk",
"Shut up needle dick",
"I wish I could meet him one day",
"Aww",
"Bin?",
"Oh god dammit.\nThe Office is everywhere.\nAnd I love it.",
"Vic thought he was Livin' the Dream^^TM and look how he turned out.",
"Gotta get a bigger table... ",
"It is incredibly low-rated for some reason. I thought it was a really wholesome movie and whenever movie night comes up in my family it's almost always one of the options I toss out.\n\nThe scene with Deeds and the mansion staff playing with echoes will forever be one of my favorite movie scenes.",
"I grew up in Hudson right next door. Right near Ayottes state line. ",
"WOOOO-WHEEEE!",
"Could you imagine if someone was printing news stories about your everyday life because of your job. \"OMG Janitor James is buying milk at the store.\"",
"with taxes",
"He's my favorite actor and I don't think I've seen his past 10 movies and I probably won't see the next 10. He isn't my favorite actor because of ability (though, the man is talented), he's my favorite actor because if I could be any actor I'd be him.\n\nComes up young working hard at stand up. \n\nGets Sat Night gig. \n\nTurns gig into successful movie career. \n\nMakes his money, takes control over his career. \n\nSpends his adult life getting paid millions to go on vacation with his friends and film a stupid movie while he's there. \n\n\nPlus, Punch Drunk Love is an Amazing movie and he should have been nominated.\n\n\n",
"Drum hill road ",
"I was just watching Happy Gilmore last night. I don't think you could make a movie like that today. For some reason I loved all of his earlier movies but he kinda fell off. After that movie about the remote it's like he wasn't funny anymore. ",
"Amazing that this is still going from years ago!",
"Fuck he's the model celebrity. ",
"Grew up in Lowell and moved to the boro in '05. LOVE it here.",
"Hey I live down by the quarry. We should hang out and throw things in it",
"Dammit now I can't unsee it.",
"Apparently Sandler is an amazing person, though his movies are either fantastic or horrendous. ",
"Hudson too",
"Wow guys a human put on a tshirt. Thats crazy",
"Yeah, just find the right place. I am not envious of women or men who choose or have to do this for a measly $200.",
"Billerica gang",
"I may not like his movies, but from everything I heard of the guy, Sandler's a great dude",
"In 1998 I lived in a town in MO called Doniphan. Less than 600 people at that time, literally a one stop light town. The local grocery store carried t shirts that said Doniphan and my mom made sure to buy me one before I moved back to CA. Also, we have a town very close to where I am now called Rolinda. The population is 70. Every now and again they sell Rolinda, CA t shirts at the gas station there. So I guess a town can be pretty small and still have t shirts...",
"Hiding in plain sight",
"Aren't most of his movies now of days are I want to have a cool vacation with my friends that we get paid for? I think he said that in an interview once",
"Blood for the Blood God!",
"I was addicted to heroin for 8-9 years and am on methadone now and I’m lucky if I shit once a week. And when I do..fuck. It’s much better on methadone but it’s still painful... and dry as bone. The first shit I took when I went to prison was about the size of one of the really big monster energy drink cans. Obviously it wasn’t gonna flush even with the airplane bathroom like suction and I’ve turned into a master unclogger so I went down to the dayroom to ask for the gate with the plunger to be unlocked and when I went back upstairs half the dorm was in the bathroom with more coming every second out of curiosity. It was the topic of discussion for the rest of the night while people recalled the image while talking to the guys that had been asleep and they always started the same way when someone asked about it\n\n“...Bro...”\n\nThis is the second comment I’ve posted today that was barely relevant to anything I’m replying to but oh well I don’t have any friends to talk to so just please don’t give me shit.\n\n... 😎 ",
"I don't really, just a strange town that I can't figure out, that just happens to be a town a drive thru a lot. No \"center of town\" that I have ever seen. ",
"Sandler can wear any sized shirt and make it look okay.",
"Is that Hawaiian Punch?",
"No business!! Just more condos!!! CONDOS EVERYWHERE!!",
"Im 95% sure Adam came into a restaurant I used to work at a few years ago. He was by himseld, i asked his name and looked up. And i saw what i really think is Adam Sandler. I asked \"are you...\" And he just nods and gives me a \"dont say it\" kinda look, so we just smile, I take his order and send him down the line. Me and the rest of the crew later got into a big \"wait was that Adam Sandler wtf is he doing here\" debate. Good times.",
"There's a lot of bromance happening in this thread. Tonight, straight bros are going to be hooking up at the quarry wearing MaCaulay Culkin inception tshirts",
"People always used to say I looked like him. \n\n\nBeen a few years since I heard that :’(",
"Idk man click is like one of my all time favorite movies ",
"Yea I love some trashy tv and movies. I don’t want to think I want to be entertained. I do enough thinking and figuring out solutions to others problems all day long at work. ",
"Billy Madison will always be one of my all time favorites. I remember my father showing me it as a kid and i loved it. Adam Sandler is a great guy.",
"I haven't liked anything he has done in a long time. But I appreciate that he makes family movies and tries to include as many kids as he can. There's no need to attack him personally. He has always been a good guy. ",
"I live in Dunstable",
"Whoa! But...how? This is blowing my mind!",
"I always figured the payoff was less and the ratio of gay men willing to do these things to gay men who want these things would be higher than women-men. I'm not sure why I assumed that, though. \n\nStill, where do I even begin looking to sell my pride off for money ._. (Seriously I just want to be out of student debt asap, so I'm legit curious. Don't like the work in the field I do and I'd be more comfortable exploring new career/lifestyle choices if I wasn't indebted)",
"We have under 12k residents. Surrounding towns are over 30k. The city next door is over 100k. We're small in comparison to the towns we're grouped with... \"Greater Lowell\".",
"Punch Drunk Love was a damn fine movie. ",
"The part that is more surprising to me is that he has any fans that young. He hasn't made anything remotely good in a LONG time.",
"Mine is like 10 minutes before I leave work to go home. lol",
"Yaaas, I'm here for it",
"Hey man, free t-shirt. I wouldn't turn that down no matter how much money I made.",
"I cook a lot of Italian food. Like a lot. Pasta types so obscure you'd have to google them. I can whip up a deep dish that would make you slap your momma. In spite of all that sometimes the only thing that will scratch my itch is a Totino's Party Pizza, Hamburger-style if ya got it. The heart wants what it wants and sometimes it don't want steak, it wants that crappy White Castle burger. ",
"My Dad went to High school with him!",
"Jesus those arms ",
"Well I mean that shirt couldn't fit him any better, he's fit, he's rocking a genuine smile, and it honestly looks like somebody may have oiled his arms shortly before this was taken. This shot has all the ingredients to make a man curious. ",
"Anyone here from Shrewsbury, Ma",
"WOAH woah woah. He ACTUALLY... WORE IT? ACTUALLY???",
"There is a difference between walking through the city with my gf and she goes \"that's a good looking dude\" and I'm like \"yeah, he is\" or this picture of a sweat dripping Ryan Gosling that I want to suck on my neck.\n\nNo homo.",
"I doubt that they would have been together long enough for it to matter if that's what her opinion of him was, she sounds shallow and if she regrets it now because he is famous (which I bet she does) then even more so.\n",
"It's a different type of movie written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. Don't expect a blockbuster movie, and don't expect Sandler to be like anything else he's been in. It's in my top five movies of all time but I can understand why people hate it because it's quite different. ",
"Skulls for the Skull Throne!\n\nEdit: accuracy",
"Don't forget the alcoholism and drunk driving!",
"You could call it a mass shooting.",
"That’s sad to hear man. I honestly can’t imagine working a job that isn’t intellectually stimulating and rewarding.",
"Everyone always forgets about westford",
"So Adam Sandler was involved in a Mass shooting and you’re all happy about it?",
"Punch Drunk Love is so good! It's one of my favorites for sure. So many people don't like it because it's such a different character for him but I really like seeing comic actors branch out into serious territory.",
"Solid Mr. Deeds reference",
"One of his only 6 shirts.",
"So is dad's abuse on me with jumper cables",
"For grown ups? They came over to Lowell some too I think. ",
"I've had the opportunity to meet him on a few occasions (used to work on his holiday parties for his production company) and he was always incredibly nice. A very genuine dude...\n\nMy guy just can't act lol",
"Great place to smoke weed second to the tubing hill at nashoba",
"I dunno Keanu would probably prove the magazine right. ",
"I enjoy Click and 50 First Dates. They do have great messages even if they are super ridiculous. It's kinda nice because at least they know it's ridiculous unlike many movies nowadays that try way too hard and aren't funny at all. ",
"Modern day Greek Gods. Bow before Demoulas!",
"I never thought anyone would make a deep essay about Adam Sandler movies. \nBut this is reddit!",
"It's so stupid that I can't help but love it.",
"wow... so?",
"Billy Madison is the greatest terrible movie ever made. I will stand by that until I die. ",
"Hi everybody!",
"Me and her got it on. ",
"It's more a \"remember to walk\"\n",
"Back when I was in a band, we jammed in the red barn in Littleton. Lots of fun memories from there.",
"It's pronounced \"Woos-Ter\"",
"Thanks Creed",
"I know you're kidding but Sandler is super down to earth. He has kept such a \"local\" attitude around new england despite the fact that he's such a huge nationwide celebrity. He's really someone you could go have a beer with and not think twice about his celebrity status.",
"The vitriol is well deserved. That show has no redeeming qualities and you should be ashamed.",
"Cool beans man i live by the quarry, we should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there. ",
"Eyo, Chemsfid reppin",
"> Because not everything has to be Oscar material to be entertaining\n\nEspecially when it comes to comedy. In fact, I'd say it's almost a requirement. Because me want to laugh not think hard. ",
"I think Adam Sandler realized that he's made enough decent movies and is popular enough that he can fuck around and make whatever he wants for the rest of his career. And occasionally that will translate into something like Click",
"I don’t have a problem thinking he has young fans who love Hotel Transylvania. ",
"Boss makes a dollar\n\nI make a dime\n\nThat's why I poop on company time",
"BUT THEY RIDE BIKES WITH BASKETS",
"No one is coming to take your vidya. Calm down, get some air, maybe go outside?",
"BONE FOR THE THROMBONE!",
"Johnny two beers taking corners fast around Nashoba?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33ktFVLLhs",
"Can confirm, work in Tyngsboro. ",
"yeah except he's not pretending. He's a really cool guy. I met him on set in MA and he does not act like a celebrity.",
"Yes but it has a Whole Foods!",
"Adam Sandler is by FAR my favorite actor/celebrity. Dude is generally just a great guy, and his movies are hilarious. ",
"free clothes are the best clothes",
"I cannot ever see the name Roberto without wanting to say it in that accent. We have a parent at my preschool named Roberto and it takes all of my effort every day not to call him Roboito.",
"do you and your sister bang? ",
"👉😎👉 Zoop!",
"I mean, it's not like you need a city budget to print out some t-shirts.",
"I literally thought, \"damn, this man can make any shirt look sexy\"",
"I don't do the raisin bran before bed, but I do get a lot of fiber and chugging a ton of water in the morning works for my morning poo. I think it's mostly a matter of diet and timing on meals, but that big glass of water really seems to help",
"Lmao gotta love KY. Versailles here, we don't have t shirts but they did film a movie here once",
"This is why I love living where they shoot the Walking Dead. At least three seasons were filmed in my town.",
"No sales tax on grocery stores brah ",
"Where is my mind",
"How many jobs have you had? ",
"One of the few movies to make me cry. That movie struck a chord in me that I didn’t know could be struck. ",
"You be gay",
"Great guy, he’s from my hometown (Manchester, NH) donated a million dollars to our boys and girls club a few years back.",
"Dammit man you got fooled again!",
"I just read about your town on wiki. It seems to be known for it's lack of water and recurring fires. Nice place.",
"His movies may be going down hill, but Adam is a legit good guy.",
"Anybody know where I can get this shirt?",
"Someone off the telly was given a free t-shirt, and wore it. Top of r/pics.",
"That is, indeed, the joke.",
"I felt the same way when they mentioned Nova Scotia in the original Ghostbusters. ",
"The guy punching the boy in the face needs to learn how to make a fist, he'll hurt himself.",
"He's a really nice guy, j just don't think he had the same passion for movies he once did. He should just semi-retire like Eddie Murphy.",
"GOOSH GOOSH\n\nGOOSH GOOSH GOOSH",
"Hahaha",
"Wow, he can put on a T-shirt. That's fucking incredible. \n\nSandler is the definition of garbage when it comes to acting, people. \n\nThat THIS post is on the front page is pathetic. Reddit, this is a dark day. ",
"What's your favorite movie, Adam?",
"Creighton, mo- less than 400 people. They have tshirts and a Creighton day parade. It's a big deal.",
"Why is he so sweaty?",
"He comes across as a dude. ",
"Okay. ",
"My performance will come upon an Emmy one day.",
"Same graduating class ",
"yo Click is legit a good movie",
"Same here. Sandler wore a Swampscott \"Big Blue\" hat at some awards ceremony. MTV I think. The movie was utter garbage (Grownups 2) but him sporting the local high school gear was neat.",
"This is the type of compliment I want from someone. ",
"Townsend, here!!",
"You should see him stop 2 random dudes in street fight while everyone else just watched/recorded. \n\nEdit:Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gauLLAR7njY\n\nEdit:Didnt watched it in years,seems one or two more folks tried to help but still nice of him to do the same,seems like a nice guy and a really good actor.",
"Lol what an idiot ",
"Especially if it's been shot out of a cannon.",
"Yeah, but he's a lousy actor",
"Well he is Jewish..",
"I mean that's a pretty cool shirt",
"And to top all of that from all industry stories and such he seems like a cool guy.",
"No, he's just OK. At best, with the wind at his back",
"I don't see the disconnect of giving a crap earlier and not caring now.\n\nHow so?",
"To the left",
">Awwwww yisssssss.\n\nYour accent places you somewhere around New Zealand actually",
"90% of comments: \"Say what you will about his movies but he is cool guy\"",
"I wish shit happened in Groton :(",
"Man the waterboy is one of my favorite movies ever and my GF had never seen it. We watched it and she asked if we could turn it off halfway through because she didn't think it was funny because \"it's basically making fun of retarded people\". I was sad.",
"which nightclub, i'd like to go there\n",
"He makes movies in exotic locations so he can bring his family on vacation and gets clothing from fans. It’s a good way not to go broke when you’re only making like 20 million per film.",
"I used to live in Tyngsboro/Tyngsborough. Nice little town and close to tax free NH, which I believe is where Adam is originally from (and Sarah Silverman).",
"So you're saying that homosexuality is a disease that effects your quality of life? You are a monster.\n\nUnless you mean it would be a quality of life increase to bone Ryan Gosling... That's probably just true.",
"I’m the heterosexual life partner to a fantastic gay friend. \n\nWe have been sharing that sort of joke since we were college roommates twenty years ago. \n\nThanks for the acknowledgement. ",
"The innocent days before 4chan was taken over by the alt-right",
"Is there any reason he wouldn't? ",
"Not me. How this got to the front page, I'll never know",
"that's amazing",
"Omg, famous people wear shirts just like regular people!!??",
"I hate it.",
"Full time? A handful maybe. Most of them internships. ",
"/r/unexpectedheresy\n",
"I grew up in Lawrence, we didn't have to worry about quarries...just guns.",
"\"They fuck other movie stars!\"",
"Catching == gay. Now if you're the one fucking him...",
"Honestly, respect him more now. That's hilarious",
"Ones with questionable taste in acting ability, in my valued, wonderful opinion",
"This was in 2012. ",
"If only he'd stick to that.",
"He's Just like us!!!",
"It's really hard to choose honestly but all time favorite is Mr. Deeds, I could watch that one every day.\nSecond place would be That's my Boy lol LOVE that one!\nThird would be Big Daddy\n\nAnd then The Meyerowitz Stories when i need some emotional touchy feely stuff ",
"And I nevah got caught!\n\n*Then why did you go to prison?*",
"It was a gray shirt. Of course he's going to wear it.",
"Adam Sandler seems like he’s not even acting but it’s his real self , love him ",
"Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!",
"Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!",
"Or he really was a loser in high school?",
"It is if your family’s cool!",
"I saw him in the Hamptons sitting outside on the stoop of the bagel place I was walking into. He was eating a bagel while his kids (they were younger at the time) were running around. I had to squeeze passed him to go into the bagel shop, he was that close. As I passed him on the way out I said \"what's up Adam!\" and he just gave me the biggest smile and said \"What's going on man!\" He's a chill dude. ",
"Yes, he is saying that's where the name for his production company came from. ",
"His PR agent probably paid a lot to get this in front of everyone. Why do you have to go and ruin it?",
"Adam Sandler looks like he wears free t-shirts",
"I mean, you could’ve just suggested a coffee date..",
"and grey baseball cap, and grey shorts",
"I liked him when he was funny and less sad.",
"If someone gave me a free shirt that didn't contain anything obscene or whatever, and it fit me, I'd wear it too. Go right into my rotation of like 4 other shirts",
"Lowell resident, grew up on the town line right next to the Voke... Voc? Never spelled it out before.\n\nEither way, this is rad as hell, nice!",
"/r/egg_irl",
"Anyone can print tshirts. A gas station could decide to just do it. ",
"Except he has clearly shown he can act in movies before. But I guess you're one of those that needs people to be in serious award-winning drama films before they have proven they can act. ",
"Pretty sure when this picture first circulated, it came out that it was a shitty a kid had given him IIRC",
"Today's forecast, dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive by",
"I definitely maybe got thrown out of the quarries a couple times as a kid. Doctor Who doesn’t know what they’re missing out on here.",
"Obamas fuckin' gay.",
"I'd wear that ",
"Or maybe you're just being obtuse.",
"He might've already owned that exact shirt and it turns out to be his favourite one, so that's what he's wearing. Thread turned around.",
"Who gives a f***? ",
"Free t-shirts are a terrible, awful idea, so please stop. Every 5K, every tournament, every volunteer event. I get a fucking XL or a L t-shirt. I don't wear large guys, I wear a small, so pick something better like a hat or a bandana. Now, I just have 100 XL t shirts of wastedness. ",
"He was the funny guy, so depends on your priorities? ",
"If someone gives me a shirt i will wear it *\n\n^size xl mens no weirdo inappropriate stuff",
"I worked in Littleton for a couple years. Loved that shopping center that was coming up.",
"He's a pretty awesome dude. Wife is really sweet and kids were very polite too. Had to give him a private tour of the attraction I worked at and he is one of the nicest celebrities we had to host. ",
"He doesn't give a shit about his acting career either. He sucks ass ",
"Sure why not if that's what you're into.",
"At least there’s still the AMC that should have caved in decades ago.",
"JUST FOR THAT, I’M GONNA MAKE A T-SHIRT",
"It's also because it's the t-shirt of a local town to us. He is amazing about supporting the kids around here. He has his faults, but he has been fantastic about making sure he stays connected with his roots here.",
"I, too, wear random ill-fitting T-shirts given to me for free when I work out. Wouldn't want my nice shirts to get all sweaty and gross. How relatable!\n\n(Not really. But I probably would, if exercise was a thing I did.)",
"oh. well then. I guess it went over my head. There are definitely celebrities though that live in a completely different world. ",
"/r/gay_irl",
"D-Dubs to the Pheasant Lane, maybe some Smokey Bones.",
"True Jew ",
"You find stimulus elsewhere, I read and watch documentaries, I play historical computer games.\n\nDon't feel too sorry for me I make good money I'm just not interested in what I do that much, I pursue my passions outside of the office.",
"Wait! They filmed Mr. Deeds in my hometown and I met him then too! He was insanely nice and patient with us locals and our pictures. Your cousin live in New Milford or was this during the NYC shoots?",
"If I’m not mistake , that’s a trollface, not a rage face.",
"Nephew ",
"I went to their show in New York. Rob Schneider was hilarious. He turned into his Yuri character and sang a song. He also did his Asian character from I Now Pronouce You Chuck and Larry. I have to say though, out of all of them Nick Swardson actually had the best stand up bit. That's where he really shines though.",
"Every god damn time. ",
"My brain said yes but my gut said oh no.",
"Shhh....too many of them moving up here already...",
"Stars, they're just like us!!",
"This is pretty old, but still pretty cool",
"I might actually buy it if they printed that one.",
"Seems pretty nice now, big seats and a bar and all that. Bathroom floors aren't nearly as sticky anymore either, which is nice, I guess, ",
"YOU WANT CONDOS WE GOT CONDOS ",
"Grew up in Lowell! Ayy ",
"I would have never guessed there was that many of us! ",
"Soon to be an Amazon Grocery!",
"Wonder if Chelmsford MA is like Chelmsford Ontario....",
"True, place can be a zoo though.. ",
"It's the school lacrosse shirt, I feel like most sports teams have a shirt of some sort.",
"That’s 1/3 of you’re live that you’re selling away. Life is too precious for that.",
"Which movies are good for kids in your opinion? I've not been a huge fan of his movies but I think my kids would like them. ",
"We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there",
"Yes! I was waiting on a Simpsons comment",
"You be gay\n \n \n \nThere ya go :)",
"This. Is Adam down with the culture? ",
"That is some gourmet shit.",
"This just in. Man wears t-shirt.",
"As a guy that have never grown up among quarries etc., what are the story here? How do people get injured and what's this thing about being airlifted out etc?",
"thank god it isnt a tide ad",
"Chelmsford, Essex? ",
"Reddit: Paparazzis are pieces of shit. Scum!\nReddit: Lol look at this funny picture a paparazzo took!",
"grassy pond is exactly that now, there isnt any water",
"Weird. I just watched this episode last night.\n",
"Remember when he was funny?",
"I like Adam Sandler now.\n\nI've always liked Adam Sandler. \n\n-How I expect this comment section to be",
"I wish I could say \" aw cool, he's wearing a shirt some kid gave him for some cool reason\" but I'm sure it's more like \" aw cool free shirt\"",
"[Keep it going](https://i.imgur.com/EVkxXud.jpg)\n\nedit: I just realized it's like a Russian Nested Doll of maturity.",
"Naht any laahnga\n\nFTFY ",
"Ooh, look at this guy with his fancy stop light.\n\nConnell, WA bitches. We just got a Subway like 5 years ago and that was a huge fucking deal to us.",
"He makes stupid silly movies for kids in the 10-14 range, that word phase between kid movies but not old enough for adult comedy. It’s an underserved market where a good poop joke lands just right. ",
"KETCHUP FOR THE KHORNE DOGS!",
"Jeeze, he is starting to look a lot like his Dad",
"What about Click that was more like a serious role. Not evil but still deeper than he usual stuff. He is a comedian so maybe serious roles don't appeal to him. He does a lot of writing and production as well. ",
"> In Mass, right? S\n\nYou don't know what state you live in?",
"Any town with any yout sports teams/leagues have t-shirts with the town's name on them. ",
"He is a generally good dude! \nHe stayed at my hotel this summer and super friendly , good tipper, and he joked around with some of the staff. Nothing but good things to say.",
"> Tyngsboro. It's a tiny town\n\n11000 people in 2010. \n\nNot tiny!",
"I don't care what people say about him or his movies. He's a great guy who'll never go out of his way to offend anyone. They may not be for everyone to enjoy, but there's no real reason for anyone to hate them. They're dumb fun and give my family lots of light entertainment. ",
"You forgot The Wedding Singer.",
"Thank you for giving us your opinion that we asked for",
"This is tasteless as hell, but it has upvotes. Is it a reference? We all know Reddit has standards until it comes time to reference something.",
"The one Dustin Hoffman on Netflix is great. Meyerwitz or something, anyway it was good. ",
"My friend sent Adam an invite to her wedding. Her and her husband are huge fans. He sent back two autographed pictures and apologized he couldn’t make it. He’s fucking awesome. ",
">Aren't most of his movies now of days are I want to have a cool vacation with my friends that we get paid for?\n\nI don't know man. I feel like if he did say this in an interview he'd most likely have to undergo some medical testing to determine what caused him to have a stroke. ",
"This guy never risked his life for fun",
"So?",
"have yet to try that place... worth it?",
"Watch Reign on Me. Super depressing but Adam Sandler is fucking aces in that.",
"But Paul the Apostle wrote two letters two your synagogue, so that's pretty cool.",
"Anywhere from thrice a day to once every 5 days is normal. For it to happen at the same time is nice and convenient.",
"A free shirt is a free shirt. ",
"Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.",
"Plus he hasn’t been accused of raping anybody yet, which is accomplishment these days. ",
"Umad?",
"Trisodium and disodium phosphates also Work very well",
"Dadam Sandler",
"Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2 were filmed in my hometown in Massachusetts, wouldn't be surprised if this shirt is from that considering Tyngsboro isn't that far.",
"I feel like my car stopped there the year it opened on our way back from Paradiso.. I remember the whole place being packed with kids who looked absolutely toasted. Is it a two story subway? / is it on the way to the West side from The Gorge?",
"Don't lie to yourself. You know it in your heart to be true. ",
"Moral of this story is that *everyone* loves a free tshirt.",
"But what? What else do you do with a shirt? ",
"I live near Point Pleasant, WV. They had the Mothman movie about us. ... It was filmed in Pennsylvania.",
"Well, dude really likes lacrosse so it was a great t-shirt choice.",
"Eating bagels and wearing free tee shirts. Keeping the stereotype alive and kicking.",
"> Hey. Chelmsford represent\n\nHey dude, shout out to you from the OG Chelmsford in Essex, England!\n",
"Went from my neighbor on one side to the other.... dracut resident here. ",
"Speak for yourself ",
"Nice try, Adam Sandler’s PR team...",
"I'd agree with this but there are much better shows that fit that bill tbh. Things like Family Guy comes to mind. Sitcoms like The Office and Scrubs are easy to digest too. Shit, Seinfeld was the king of background TV for me in college. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is super silly on the surface too. Despite having a lot of hidden bits of clever comedy, it's perfectly palatable to watch for stupid jokes. Big Bang Theory has just never made me or anyone I know except for my mom laugh.",
"Kind of reminds me of that FilthyFrank video where he comments on the way Sandler dresses and whether he’s actually mocking his fans, or just doesn’t care anymore. Still, I kind of hope he’s wearing in favour of the person who gave it to him.",
"Let me guess. New Adam Sandler movie coming out?",
"TBH I don't frequently watch movies, so I'll have to check that one out. ",
"Yeah man, just look at those veins",
"People are quick to give Sandler shit for the stupid movies he's done as of recent, but in reality all he's doing is being an amazing friend and getting these movies green lighted so his friends can be employed.",
"He will go on talk shows wearing casual tshirts and cargo shorts all the time, he’s the best <3",
"CHOO CHOO",
"Also grew up in Tyngsboro and my parents still live there. Kinda crazy to see so kinda crazy to see so many people recognize the town on Reddit of all places.",
"I’m probably to late but this happened before a redditors brother gave him a shirt and he wore is mowing his yard. ",
"Fuck me he's attractive",
"Which Hampton did you see him at?",
"MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!",
"Up a notch. Hope he works with his original buddies.",
"Hmm, almonds and doggies. Don't mind if I do!",
"Can confirm too; was at my aunts wedding at a fancy yacht club. \nEveryone in suits and dresses. See this dude sitting in the resteraunt sticking out like a sore thumb dressed in plaid, baggy shorts and a droopy tshirt like the one in the pic. Turned out it was Adam sander.\n\nAsked for a pic with my then girlfriend, he was pretty chill. He actually smiled in the pic with my gf lol",
"Ok cool guy when you finally do something to be super successful and still not be a Hollywood tool then you can talk. Enjoy that video\n game and say hi to your mom for me",
"Oh shit, they got a bar? Definitely time to start going back there.",
"Dolt",
"Not Chelmsford you traitors! ",
"And that somehow means we should forgive him for everything he's done after 50 first dates? ",
"On Netflix actually",
"Yes, he said he keeps picking great places to go and then comes up with an excuse to film a movie there. Was on one of the late night shows.",
"Thankfully they didn't keep it that shitty orange color they tried to paint it once. That was a near disaster.",
"Does the whole town participate?",
"Look, I know you were probably raised in a bubble of \"you can be whatever you want sweetie!\" and went to art school, but the world literally cannot afford for everyone to follow their passionate happy go lucky dreams.\n\nOtherwise public toilets would become cesspools, also begs the question of who would really install them to begin with... Besides the occasional autist with a plumbing obsession. \n\nSometimes some peoples 'dream' is just having a stready enough income to be able to put a roof over their heads and feed themselves. ",
"I could be wrong, but he also strikes me as a genuinely nice guy. I’m all for a guy like that getting to live the dream.",
"This is about the tiny town of tyngsboro and a ma native giving a shout out.",
"Oh fuck I have to watch those later",
"That's not a rage comic. ",
"Im from lowell. I played lacrosse against tyngsboro high. This makes me like/hate him at the same time",
"Wish I was famous enough to be celebrated for wearing a shirt someone else gave me for free.",
"Oh shit that's where the quarries are everyone always talks about them but I didn't know they were in tyngsboro ",
"Don't forget Cafe Azteca! Best Mexican food for miles...",
"Adam Sandler movies are my guilty pleasure... Even the new ones on Netflix. I'd like to caveat that I've never seen Jack and Jill. ",
"Same feeling when my hometown saw Ryan Gosling wearing [this](http://1027kord.com/files/2013/02/630x420_RyanGoslingPRUShirt.jpg). The rodeo in that town is huge anyway but seeing a celeb acknowledge a small farm town basically is pretty big.",
"Typical Jew. Anything to save a buck. ",
"Poor kid... ",
"Good guy Adam Sandler. \nAlso, that bike bell though...",
"It's easy to roast the fuck out of his movies but he's always struck me as really down to earth ",
"Across from the butterfly place?",
"Birkshire county MA is my home....",
"One fine piece of ace",
"They probably just have a bad diet.",
"I think he’s low-key Bill Murraying. \n\nI downloaded a new sports video app the other day for shits. It looked like maybe there were 1,000 other users total, ever. \n\nAnd one of the more recent posts, Adam Sandler was videoing himself and literally speaking gibberish. \n\nA delightful surprise, to say the least. \n\nMr. Sandler is growing on me, for sure. ",
" On one hand, you might be hetero and I accept you at your word. On the other hand, no current body of scientific research can prove you are correct and Reddit recently turned their back on an icon for saying so. tl;dr: it's more likely that every man is \"Gosling gay\" and most won't ever realize it.",
"don't get all sour",
"see, i got the impression OP feels celebrities are nothing like us, for in his mind, Adam displaying the behavior of your typical american dad, where no resource goes without utilization to the brink of exhaustion, especially when the opportunity to throw fashion sense out the window is present.. ",
"This was in my hometown. Adam participated in a fundraiser for a local kid who suffered from childhood cancer. He also filmed some of “grown ups 2” in town, I think that’s when he was given the Tyngsborough shirt.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5GcR-DMBzE I cant believe I used to jump off that.",
"Yeah dude! It's a bit pricey but it made watching blade runner 2049 with my dad a hoot",
"Isn't there a Pokemon called Doniphan?",
"My impression is he puts on whatever shirt he sees first and this was on the floor but not smelly.",
"Just one story, and it's Eastern Washington... definitely could have been toasted kids there, though",
"Why wouldn't he wear it?",
"r/lacrosse ",
"> Ms. Vaughn\n\nIt's not Ms. Vaughn, it's Sonya Blade",
"Its OK. Nothing special.",
"There are much smaller towns than tyngsboro that neighbor it. LITTLEton comes to mind.",
"Adam Sandler’s movies get a lot of hate on here, but I knew him through his family and he is a genuinely nice man. He remembers people’s names, things about them, and is genuinely interested in other people. Celebrities can be quite guarded at times, but Adam Sandler found a way to balance protecting himself and being kind. ",
"I live in Lowell! We were neighbors!",
"KingLiberal, the Millennial.",
"Well, I was definitely still high/drunk.. Could have very well been imagining the second floor I guess.\n\nHappy V Day!",
"It amazes me how much of a normal dude he is. Gets a free shirt and where's it because it was free.",
"Holy shit, Adam Sandler wears t-shirts!? Now that's hard to believe...",
"Teddy, go back to your gaming PC (well, you call it one, anyway). You aren't prepared for the real world, THAT'S for sure....",
"> Every now and again they sell Rolinda, CA t shirts at the gas station there. So I guess a town can be pretty small and still have t shirts...\n\nGas stations need shirts from when people decide to get bodily fluids all over themselves on road trips. Might as well have the name of the town for future story details as opposed some odd arrangement of animals in RV trim colours.",
"Maybe he should stop wearing t-shirts and start making good films again",
"This post is starting to smell like that doppelganger publicity stunt that his PR people put together for him on here a while back \n\nthis is smart PR",
">an uncanny ability to not give a shit about appearance while maintaining a nuanced appreciation for the comfort brought by wearing a 100% cotton T-shirt.\n\nIt's called sloppy chic.",
"He also wears a Hurley hat so that should tell you enough about his style ",
"I’m from westford and we think chelmsfordians are big gay\n\n^^^^^^/s",
"People give him a lot of shit but I enjoy his movies for what they are and his \"not giving a shit\" attitude is something we can all learn from",
"I actually thought the Kevin James one was really good. Very fun idea.",
"Pity he's not had a good movie in about 20 years",
"My mom says that your dick tastes like your dad's ass.\n\nWhy's that ?",
"They’re not funny tho ",
"Sandler seems like the type of guy who gets why people like him, and actually just enjoys making goofy movies with his friends. I'll take that over a lot of Hollywood anytime. ",
"Y’all should consider hitting up westerly quarry in Rhode Island. Adrenaline rush out the ass ",
"> raised in a bubble of \"you can be whatever you want sweetie!\" and went to art school\n\nLol that’s rich.\n\nThe rest of your comment wasn’t so douchey and I agree with it. And hey, plumbing can be interesting and there are plenty people who find that intellectually rewarding.",
"I was a manager at a restaurant in Chelmsford and we did a catering order for the cast and crew. My team put a Thank You card for Sandler in the order to let him know how much they appreciate his films.",
"There definitely is a difference in what you just described. But if you got that from my comment you're kind of a fucking moron who has no idea about context.",
"Hey, I know Doniphan! My first job in high school was to deliver ice to canoe rental places all on the Current River. I am from the thriving metropolis of Salem, MO!",
"Yours and mine. \n\nEUPHORIAAAAAAAAAAA",
"R/wholesomememes",
"Must be Photoshopped, Sandler doesn't have any fans. ",
"Welcome to Dracut. We're Lowelll with trees.",
"Haha funniest thing I’ve heard all day ",
"Sounds like Winnipeg lol",
"However, if you want passable roads...try Westford.",
"However, if you want passable roads...try Westford.",
"He wasnt one of \"the bad boys of SNL\" for nothing.",
"However, if you want passable roads...try Westford.",
"You never go full retard",
"As someone who works on movies I can tell you a lot of that clothing is Walmart or low end clothing, and if it’s designer it’s not real. Wardrobe is good at faking it till they make it kinda thing ",
"Work in Chelmsford. This town is too damn big, with too few fast food joints!",
"He grew up in Manchvegas he probably knows where Tyngboro is even.",
"I've been listening to his podcast, he actually seems like a really cool guy.",
"He's done some serious and good stuff though, like in Reign Over Me",
"Forget the basket, anyone else notice the fat sumo dude in place of the bike bell? Is this a bike bell? ",
"I disagree. I like dressing to look good, not for comfort. If I had his money, I wouldn’t do that. Why is that the dream? Money is the dream. Not the other shit. Other than maybe finding someone you love.",
"That's the one",
"He is. He showed up to the theme park I worked at and was really nice to everyone. It was common practice for celebrities to get their own train on the roller coaster. When he realized this, he apologized to everyone in line. He told his tour guide that he doesn't want that to happen again. When he left, he said hi to all the employees. That almost never happens. Only other person who did that was Matthew McConaughey.",
"Actually I stole this shirt from Frank.",
"Southern France checking in!",
"Ayo North Chelmsford what’s up?",
"He doesn't have a son. If you meant the actor playing him then ok. ",
"Ryan Gosling has the best veins, the biggest veins. So many veins. Much arteries. Very blood.",
"I'm literally sitting in Chelmsford right now.",
"Oh... Oh my God, no, why",
"I grew up in Texas and like most Texans, I have this cajun cousin... Yeah, yeah, we've all got a Cajun cousin. Anyway, my family has privately been making fun of him for years with quotes from that movie because we're fairly certain Adam Sandler's entire inspiration for Bobby Boucher was my cousin. It's ridiculous. Best part is he's never seen the movie and doesn't watch \"that kinda movie because those ain't nice movies\". ",
"I have a lot of family that lives in the towns nearby such as Groton, Ayer and Townsend, so I've been there before. It's on the way to Lowell! \n",
"Actually he stole that shirt from Frank.",
"this killed me",
"true, if he cared about what people thought about him he probably wouldn't have made all those movies ",
"Why wouldn't he wear it?",
"funny. I too completely disagree with your thought process.",
"Front page news.. We are all so easily impressed",
"Donphan evolves from a Phanpy. ",
"Sort of off the point, but I despise those People Magazine sections where, “Celebrities are just like us!”\n\nNo shit, Sherlock. They’re fucking human beings who ride bikes, cook dinner, and go for walks just like us. It just makes it seem like they’re beyond normal human comfort and us lowly peons can only relate to them when they do menial tasks. Especially when every headline is, “they shop like us! They read books like us! They eat food like us! They sleep like us! They take dumps like us!” \n\n/rant",
"Part of it is that there's a lot to complain about with that show because it really isn't great, but the single biggest reason (and the thing that seperates it from Adam Sandler films or other shitty sitcoms) that the type of people who The Big Bang Theory makes fun of, are the type of people who are most likely to complain about bad movies or TV shows on Reddit.\n\nI would be completely unsurprised if most of that vitriol stems from their peers comparing them to Sheldon.",
"Dump her. Today’s the day. ",
"The new shittymorph",
">Honestly, who gives a shirt?\n\nFTFY",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I have kids. Can confirm. They are stupid. ",
"You're not alone. I adore that movie. ",
"You chelmsford people think youre so cool, “Oh we get people air lifted out of our quarries.” Or “We can escape the taxes of massachusetts easier than you by going to New Hampshire to buy everything.” Get over yourselves. ",
"> and grey shirts\n\nThought that was already covered in the first post...",
"Oh Neville. ",
"You can look good and be comfortable. Looking like a schlub is not the dream.",
"My son (8) loves Pixels so much, and I'm not really sure why Pixels has gotten all the hate- it's definitely watchable for adults, it's something different that hadn't been done over and over and over really, it's family friendly and silly, and it got my son who is a Minecraft addict into retro games so now I can kick his ass on Donkey Kong and Super Mario- we've had SO much fun as a result. We did a bunch of arcade games on a Raspberry Pi together(ish, I did all the coding, he just watched that part) and it was a good learning experience with that too, one he was FAR more interested in because of that movie- which... I'm sure Adam Sandler never saw coming but hey whatever.\n\nHe thought Blended was funny as well, but there's 0 chance of him seeing Happy Gilmore any time soon, though I might watch that after his bedtime. That whole movie is funny as hell, the Bob Barker scene in GIF form is one of my favorite GIFs to send out. Plus, it's a love story- perfect for Valentines Day?? I'm going with it. ",
"Yeah it was over at the quarry in Westford I grew up right near there my dude. I used to work at the AMC over by pheasant lane in Tyngsboro",
"A while back, Chris Pratt posted a photo on his Instagram of him wearing a white tee shirt with sea birds all over it. I have that exact same shirt and wore it frequently til my pit stains started becoming noticeable.\n\nIt was a weird moment, seeing someone that I kind of idolize wearing a shirt that I got for $10 at a Marshall's",
"I can't find any trace of this but I remember when the Drew Carey show was big he was on tv saying something like \"everyone who rejected me in HS, look at me now!\"\n\nCould have been part of the show or ad time he bought for shits and giggles but I swear it happened here in Cle.",
"I, too, wear shirts people give me.",
"Bruh you got a sign that says “All are Welcome” so I guess thats something lol",
"Don't see why he'd wear it to mock his fans, can say what you want about the guys films but I've never heard a bad thing about him when it comes to the public. Some people no matter how rich they are can still be down to earth, normal people ",
"We made t-shirts and sweatshirts for my fraternity every year for different social events (sometimes just to have some more stuff to wear with our letters on them and sometimes to sell to people so the proceeds could go to charity). We typically had 50-60 active members during any given semester so if 50-60 guys can get t-shirts printed then any city/town/village can also do it.",
"Because quite a few of his movies invoke the feelings you had when you were younger, or memories of your friends. Grownups is a good example because everyone had that group of friends that did retarded shit, and then reconnecting is like food for the soul of you wishing you could reconnect with old friends and start doing the exact same dumb shit again.",
"What quarry? Sounds awesome ",
"> Reddit love's to shit...\n\n[EYE TWITCH]",
"Don't care how rich you are.... A free comfortable shirt is a free shirt... ",
"Fetish clubs, you can also do the tried and true craigslist ad. ",
"Adam Sandler may make horrible movies, but he seems like an alright dude. I can think of plenty of celebrities who would have just thrown that shirt away. ",
"...and... pretty sure they are still repairing...",
"NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY",
"Bring money.",
"This does not surprise me about him.",
"It'll also be really clean - Tide ad",
"Sorry",
"Oh yeah? Well...Lowell got High on Crack Street filmed there. So fuck your sissy Sandler movie.",
"Watch the movie, it’s worth it.",
"Full of water, never know how shallow it is as it varies.",
"NoCho for life",
"The shirt makes it look like he gained 50 lbs in between the taking of the two pics. ",
"Was his name Chris? I think I know him.",
"That’s a fair statement; he seemed to enjoy mocking himself in that episode of ‘Brooklyn 99’ he was in.",
"He seems like a nice guy",
"Sort by best",
"There are a few Scrouges. The whole town is .35 square miles though, so I figure if you drive down the highway the same day, you've participated",
"The fir cloaks in GoT are just fake fur rugs from ikea budgets are rough sometimes",
"Really? I get to walk around like this when I want. That's not living the dream, that's just \"not giving a fuck\" about what people think of you.",
"Helps that it's actually a nice t-shirt.",
"Money is the dream for people that have lost their inner child. ",
"Wasnt this featured on ifunny years ago?\n\n>>>>I havent used it since middle school, im in college now, dont hurt me",
"THE TYNGS GO SKRRA",
"once you get that armor that protects you from the crabs and the shotgun that does double damage you be aiiiiight",
"What towns neighbor it? I grew up in MA and have never heard of it ",
"Alright, so what's the internets verdict about Sandler? Is he an arrogant ass like many in his field, is he cool, or is he somewhere in between? ",
"jumped those in 2005 or so. one of the locals was missing an arm and claimed he lost it jumping!",
"Quarries mine rock (around me it’s all limestone for cement) for several decades. Eventually they run out of rock they can mine so they pack up and take everything, leaving a huge crater in the ground with perfectly straight up and down cliff sides. Sometimes these quarry craters fill up with water and become lakes. People jump off the high cliffs into the lake.. but sometimes the impact of the water can hurt you, or people panic, or they aren’t good enough climbers to get back out- so they have to be airlifted out of the water. ",
"Even if you’re rich, you never turn down a free T-shirt ",
"Anyone else feel like he jerked off into that shirt? Based on those two pictures ",
"If it’s in West Hollywood, might not be what you’re picturing ",
"How do those tineye results show it’s shopped?\n\nIm both on mobile and partially retarded so be gentle ",
"I like most of his movies. They aren’t the highest quality but they make me laugh. That is good enough. He seems like a good guy and I like to support good people. ",
"Seriously. It's like they never saw a sitcom before. I'm autistic and I find the character of Sheldon to be extremely relatable. Too many autistic characters are just \"misanthrope with superhuman intelligence\" Sherlock Holmes clones.\n\nIt also has some of the best visual gags and comic timing I've seen in years, and I don't violently combust when I hear a laugh track, which apparently puts me in the minority according to Reddit.\n\nMy only real complaint is that they're helping /u/wil stay relevant, which is detrimental to the progress of society as a whole.",
"Facts. I went to a junior college up in Massachusetts, Dean College. Someone once gave him a Dean College shirt and he can be seen wearing it in Grown Ups 2.",
"oh. nevermind.\n\n::runs away really fast::\n\nJ/K, I used to live on Mount Pleasant in NoCho. I'm over by Hart Pond now",
"He's originally from Lowell, MA. Not totally surprising. I'd have the worst time resisting asking him to sing or something if I ever spotted him, though. LOL",
"He has a gorgeous wife, is worth $350m+ and when he wants a holiday with his friends he just pitches a new mediocre film to hollywood that they know will make them money so they fly him to some tropical island or whatever to shoot a film on/in.\n\nAlso he's famous enough to wear what he wants in places that likely have a dresscode and wouldn't let normal people in looking like he does.\n\nThat sir, is living the dream",
"Duh, free clothes",
"I really like all three of them. ",
"Who the celeb? ",
"No way, you like money too? We should be friends.",
"Sandler clearly doesn’t care what he wears which is cool because he’s rich. Most celebs try to wear flashy shit. He doesn’t even give a fuck about matching or anything or even brand. Like he’s wearing an element hat. ",
"Our whole country does that when someone mentions Canada.",
"Yep.",
"Also seems to have 6 churches serving its 233 people. (??)",
"I am now jealous that I didn’t grow up in a town with a quarry, does somebody have a picture for reference of what people were jumping into?",
"*shorts!",
"To the left",
"They're quite good as well! I'm spoiled for good Mexican food since I live down in Medford which has Tenoch. I just work up here.",
"And that teacher's name? Albert Einstein",
"Bill Nye",
"He's 90s material is gold. Click was also pretty good. \n\n\"Stop looking at me Thwannnn.\"",
"Some day we'll get over to see you.\n\n\"cheers, mate\"\n\ndid I do it right?",
"Also from Tyngsboro, as well as the vast majority of my very large family. If you don't know me, you probably know one of us over the course of the last 60 years.",
"Well, that's at least better than a dry sponge which is basically the same as brain dead. ",
"And the Whole foods has Clover, so yummy. ",
"Ah yes! I, too, lived in Doniphan, MO. Worst year of my life. I refer to that place as \"the armpit of America\". Horrible town. ",
"I had something similar with Taylor Momsen, the lead singer from The Pretty Reckless. I met the band at an autograph signing and she told she liked my jacket, she said “no really. I love that jacket. Where did you get it?” It was this olive green military punk looking jacket I got at hot topic. I told her where she could get it and I saw her wearing one in a photo later. I was completely excited I influenced the style of a completely awesome rock star!",
"In the particular case I’m referencing he didn’t jump out far enough and landed on cliff face rather than in the water I believe. ",
"I never knew people hated Adam Sandler movies til Click came out. I was in high school and all my friends judged me big time for wanting to go see it. Oh well!",
"Shout out Vinyl Square ",
"Nice PR stunt, his people earn their money.",
"You uhh seem to have forgotten your own post history bud...yikes",
"Sort by \"oldest.\" None have the photo on the t-shirt. It's just plain white. ",
"To the left",
"He is about to be handed a LOT of t-shirts",
"Way out in the water",
"ok",
"Dunstable what up",
"Can you feel it now?",
"Wow! I just started working at a lab in Tyngsboro. I grew up in MA and barely ever even heard of this town before this job. This post is tripping me out!",
"You're in preschool and you've seen Waterboy?",
"Me and my buds went in the middle of the night and threw cheap flashlights in. Super cool to watch them float to the bottom until you can't see the light anymore.",
"what movie? was it mr deeds?",
"What movie was he filming there?",
"Hey South East Lowell is as white as it gets.",
"he's come into the place i work at a few times and he's always hilariously nice",
"Measly? If I shit on a glass table just 2 times a day, 5 days a week, that's about a 100k/year salary!",
"The tyng goes scrahh, scooby doo pa pa pa ",
"I'm from Chelmsford!!!! :)\n\nEdit: Excuse me, Chumsford*",
"Grown Ups 2",
"that dude really knows how to wear a shirt. also straight but im not gonna lie my heart is actually racing a little bit after looking at that.",
"Ha, I don't know who she is but she has the same name as the little girl in IT. ",
"You think that's bad? The quote from the article the pic is from says 'they ride bikes like us' and the whole page is just celebrities does normal things. So now he's being celebrated, TWICE in two different publications for riding a bike while wearing a t-shirt someone gave him",
"I'm from a small town called Cornell IL, only 500-600 people there. We have t shirts tho. 🤷🏻♂️",
"don’t take it out on the pcs boi",
"You can't mention him and Drew Barrymore and not mention the Wedding Singer!",
"Strange, it's almost as if celebrities are people ",
"This guy wears t shirts\n",
"We’ve come full circle.. save the popular memes, wait two years and you’ll get all the upvotes..",
"I thought maybe it had already been mentioned above haha! But so true ",
"Grown ups 2 I think",
"Well that’s disappointing in a way. ",
"Ayyyyy Middlesex County represent",
"This is exactly what i thought, HA",
"No one is mentioning Spanglish. It's quite good as well.",
"Is this a tide ad?",
"Yep, It's a tide ad. ",
"you've totally got \"fuck it, i made it money\" when you can afford anything you want in the world, and you choose to wear random t-shirts your fans give you.",
"Ah! That makes sense. I used to live in Lawrence, but just moved to Haverhill. It's better",
"TIL I dress like Adam Sandler",
">yet",
"Guess I should also have included \"/s\" in my post.. Damn dude, harsh..",
"I keep hearing about how much of an asshole he is in real life, so idk what to think about this...",
"Tyngsboro has ~12k residents.\n\n",
"It was called [Blind Dragon](http://blinddragon.com/).",
"Adam Sandler is an amazingly normal dude ",
"So, what's the next Adam Sandler film coming out? I expect we'll all know in the next 3 weeks.",
"If Adam Sandler wants to pimp his movies here we will say thank you",
"Agreed. Wearing graphic T’s is looking like a schlub.",
"Tell that to the guy I replied to.",
"I actually didn’t love Spanglish but I have to give it another try, I don’t think I was fully invested when I saw it the first time. Overall I really like Sandler, I got his autograph as a kid (as has pretty much everyone who grew up in southern NH) and he was super nice about it even though he was trying to watch his nephew’s little league baseball game",
"That's honestly a sweet shirt, incredibly stupid funny, but clearly self-aware so everyone knows it's ironic.",
"Agreed Punch Drunk Love is incredible and way underappreciated. That role was built for him and Sandler knocks it out of the park but I'd say most of the credit should go to Paul Thomas Anderson. Sandler is capable of being a really good actor but only with very proper guidance, otherwise he's a complete mess.",
"I miss when his movies were really good. I wonder what happened ",
"Sometimes you just want to watch something funny. Goofball funny. No insight into humanity or deep shit just soda coming out your nose retarded funny. He delivers (most of the time. Fuck cobbler).",
"The dementors.",
"I feel like Adam Sandler is somebody most people can relate to. He seems more human than most actors",
"ITT: not gay gay guys",
"Adam Sandler still has fans?",
"I'm a combination stay at home mom/part time deli worker/part time self employed, and most nights I just want something I don't have to pay attention to. If it's complicated or convoluted, it's gonna have to wait for a special occasion. My husband works 12+ hour days 6 days a week, and he can't even do that much. He watches about 15% of a movie in between involuntary naps in the couch.\n\nI really miss enjoying an actual good movie. We watched the movie Bachelorette the other night, and I still want that 2 hours back ",
"I wanna say this too. He seems to struggle a little with his movies lately but I'm sure it's because people have grown out of his acting style. But I can almost feel from seeing photos of him living his life, that he would he a great guy to hang out with.\n\nAnother person I can see struggling in the future would be Kevin Hart, but great guy though.\n",
"Tyngbsoro has about 11,000 people living there. Not tiny, but not huge.",
"r/adambeingawesome",
"I liked it when I was 12 but pretty sure now aside from the nostalgia factor I wouldn’t like it haha",
"he was still a kid when he shot that. hes just a simple small town guy with a production company.",
"is this news? *celebrity wears shirt* good god who gives a fuck.",
"I wanna be him. Just to wear whatever I like and not give a fuck.",
"Click was far more emotions than I ever anticipated watching a Sandler flick.",
">Guy was wearing baggy mesh shorts and a T-shirt. \n\nPretty much his wardrobe from any of his movies. lol\n\n",
"The first two are real though right?",
"HOOOLLLLYYYYYWWWOOOODDDD!! :)",
"I know that from experience...",
"The only cool thing this guy has done in the last 15 years...",
"I saw those veins and it made me jealous. I have to be fresh from the gym to have my veins look anything like that. This dudes just walking around with amazing veins going down his arm. God damn money and genetics.",
"Adam Sandler is awesome. I hated that people made fun of him and his movies for not being award winning masterpieces of film. Like almost all of his movies are him and his friends goofing off and making a fun movie. He seems truly good natured. Honestly if you don’t like the waterboy then that really sucks for you",
"There's a joke about Jews and free stuff in there somewhere. \n\nIn all seriousness though why not. He seems like an all around nice dude usually too so I would be surprised if he didn't.",
"I live there, real small town but a great place to live. No grocery stores though ",
"Why not?! If the shit fits, wear it!\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFG5qIYmQi0",
"What if he already owned the shirt and just threw the one the fan gave him away?",
"On the one hand I think it’s sad that we have to consider this something special (why wouldn’t he wear it?), positive and uplifting but OTOH there is already enough shit news in the world, so take my upvote.",
"Yeah, I'm like every other day at a random time. And that's if I'm lucky. ",
"When I lived on cape 5ish years ago where they filmed that movie with Andy Samberg, I heard a bunch of stories about Sandler showing up at a local dive bar and just being a really cool down to earth guy. ",
"Seth Myers and Sarah Silverman are also from Manchester. They had a difference experience from me because Manchester depressed me.",
"Same thing happened with Timothee Chalamet. A fan gave him a Power Rangers shirt (because he really *really* likes the Power Rangers) and a few months later someone spotted him wearing it in a random fan pic on the street! He’d just been wearing it around town.",
"He wore it specifically to sweat in.",
"The US Chelmsford is near the US Billericay?\nThat's hilarious. Is your county called Essex too by any chance?",
"Also check out Reign Over Me. My favorite serious Sandler role.",
"Ah good ol’ Trashua.",
"Ayyyyy I work in Tyngsboro ",
"Who actually has time to catch these kinds of things?",
"i love this. ",
"Tyngsboro goes hard ",
"Aaaah, I see now. Thanks for your reply. I didn't quite get how it would be difficult to get out there again, or what it was that made things difficult/dangerous other than being overly reckless not realizing they could fill up with water like that.\n\nInteresting stuff. Despite the dangers I kinda wish we had one of those around when I was growing up.",
"My friend's dad had the outfit that he points out and says he'd kick his own ass lol. Always stuck with me.",
"Me too hey ",
"Hey neighbor",
"Fuck yeah! So many good times at that place. Been a while was blue rink the one with no stands, just that cat walk or was that the red rink. Also I drive by it from time to time, love how it always looks the same, never better, never worse. Thanks for bringing up these old memories!",
"The evolution of Adam Sandler and Reddit continues. Reddit's heart for Sandler grew one size today",
"Used to jump from there all the time. Every once in a while the cops would take a walk out there and make everyone leave \n\nEdit: thinking of Westford...",
"Not even a budget problem. Just an effective, creative solution for one of many unique challenges costume/set designers run into during production",
"I was wondering the same thing.",
"Thats sad. Just wear whatever the fuck you want bro, fuck what people think",
"Not advisable ",
"Yeah! The New Milford shoots!",
"Damn, sounds like a pretty high risk for little reward but still, the adrenaline and fun you get out of it as a kid probably outweighs those in the moment. I could see myself taking the same risks, sounds like good fun if you're at least a little bit careful, stay true to your own abilities and know what to look out for.",
"True but it depends what you buy there, some things like greeting cards etc are taxed. ",
"Adam Sandler, Master of Free Publicity",
"Where did they get the money to pay Adam Sandler of all people for that product placement? /s",
"[And here is is wearing the same Tyngsboro shirt again](https://imgur.com/aykmZ)",
"Life often is.",
"Sandler loves New England ",
"Naughty Lasagna.",
"Reddit is 60% millennials. Many of us grew up watching Sandler. Most of us are tired of negative news stories. ",
"I'll give my GF of 6 years a pass on not liking one Adam Sandler movie. ",
"No u",
"Yeah I don't think I've seen it since I was about that age. I wonder if I'd still like it. ",
"But why male models?",
"Breaking news: Adam Sandler wears a shirt",
"[A photo of him wearing the same shirt another time](https://imgur.com/aykmZ)",
"__MAN ACTUALLY WEARS TSHIRT__\n\n__STAY POSTED FOR BREAKING UPDATES AS WE RECEIVE THEM__",
"The fact that he is actually nice was sort of the downfall of him being funny. A ton of his characters are suddenly rich people trying to prove that they are actually good despite the money...",
"They have ATVs they use now to patrol it in summer",
"I got really drunk and re-watched water boy a couple months back. Pretty sure that's the best decision I've made in a while.",
"Considering ever Adam Sandler movie has basically the same cast I'm convinced he just makes movies these days to go on trips with his friends.",
"Still not as bad as Groton ",
"Death to the Stormcloaks!",
"That's because he plays Adam Sandler in every movie.\n\nI ain't even man, dude's got it made.",
"i used to shit on the tyngsboro football team when i was a kid .. good times ",
"GOOD! GREAT! GRAND! WONDERFUL!",
"What is it you do with shirts?",
"Who'd honestly want to date someone with an egghead? I feel like what you said is a joke in almost all of his movies.",
"I missed what you were saying and thought you were calling his kids stupid because they liked Adam Sandler, and wondered why you weren't downvoted for being a dick.",
"I still do. But he's famous and can afford everything he wants. ",
"I'm from Dracut Massholes unite!",
"I don't know if this is reference to anything, but it did make me laugh and spray coffee out my nose. Kudos!",
"I love 50 first dates and Just Go With It.",
"He’s probably wearing it because his career is going downhill and he can’t afford to buy his own shirts",
"I'm the director, so yeah...",
"He's movies are mostly just him getting a bunch of friends together, saying, \"Let's make a move,\" and then hanging out and filming the barest minimum of scenes, and making twenty to thirty mil off of, what amounts to, a fucking vacation. People need to stop supporting this massive douche, and his shitty fucking lowbrow, low budget, asinine home videos.",
"Many that I have worked with that provided some service for Adam have said he's great to work for.",
"Haha what, he makes tens of millions a year",
"Sounds like too few churches for the south really.",
"Clean t-shirt yep I'll wear that one",
"Also half of the pheasant lane mall. I remember back in the day (still might be like this), there were two gamestops in the mall. The upstairs one was on the Nashua side (no sales tax), and the downstairs one was on the Tyngsboro side, so it had sales tax",
"Close, Middlesex. ",
"If you have money but you still want to impress people (or feel good about yourself) by dressing up, you have not reached your fuck-you-money threshold. I'm sure there a certain amount of money where you stop giving a fuck and will put whatever the fuck you want. Maybe a cotton oversized shirt to go clubbing, or a tuxedo to take out the trash.",
"Well to him, a shirt is still a shirt",
"This is the Quincy quarry. Never jumped in it and never will but it's a cool little spot you can see most of the Boston skyline from \n \nhttps://cdn-news.wgbh.org/s3fs-public/styles/post_16x9/public/quarry.jpg?itok=XAVIvip3",
"Essex is the county just east of there. ",
"Perhaps you'll look like a schlub, but believing it's all about the moolah *makes* you the schlub. ",
"Exactly what I meant simmer down big guy",
"Adam Sandler has a fan?",
"Yep. I was newly 18, born and raised in CA. It was culture shock to say the least. I was smack in the middle of my goth phase and it was blue lipstick, black hair, combat boots, and Marilyn Manson shirts. Suffice it to say I did not fit in at all. I actually had kids throw bottles at me from a moving vehicle while walking to the library (which was in a house, which was super weird to me). \"Go home you fucking freak\" being yelled by someone my age felt very 1950s somehow.",
"SOME of his movies are not shite, some of his earlier movies are better than the latest marval and starwars movies put together when you take into considering the entertainment factor, if you were locked in a room and had to watch a movie 100 times i would take Waterboy over the last jedi anyday for example.",
"Damn, I lived there for four years and didn't hear that once",
"I can see that quarry from my friends backyard off of rte 40",
"People still call movies 'motion pictures'? ",
"Yeah. Critics have always, *ALWAYS* hated Sandler movies. The problem is that everyone's older and more critical than they were when he was reigning king.\n\nOn the other hand, his movies are still as relentlessly crude and politically incorrect as they were in the '90s, which is kind of endearing. But times need to always be changing, and I feel like he's not adapting well.",
"The Current river was one of the only nice things about Doniphan. I'd never seen such clean river water before. There's a local superstition that if you swallow the water from the Current then you will always end up back in Doniphan and I was terrified of that so I made sure never to get my head under the water.\n",
"Paparazzi, are the physical manifestation of all the celebrity obsession on the internet.",
"#westfordcrew represent",
"He wears a shirt from the high school that I graduated from (he also graduated from there) in about every single one of his movies. CHS or Central High School in New Hampshire. He was the guest speaker at my graduation too!",
"Only way that story could be improved was if he was just getting a bagel for himself and decided to sit on the stoop by himself and revel in his bagel.",
"I find most of his movies pretty funny personally, and yes he seems like a class act.",
"Isn't it a village at that point",
"What did someone do to you that made you this way?",
"I believe it, it's been years since I've been last up there. Fun place though ",
"Thanks, will do!",
"Only my own variation of \"MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!\" which may or may not be a reference, but I've seen it on Reddit a couple times before.\n\nDeepest apologies for the pain inflicted on your nostrils.",
"Grew up there.\n",
"You're the one that said it though... ;) ",
"Don't forget he's a Redditor who stumbled across this thread:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4fu5m3/the_name_of_adam_sandlers_character_in_his_new/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4jrir3/adam_sandler_flew_me_out_to_the_premier_of_the/",
"> it honestly looks like somebody may have oiled his arms shortly before this was taken\n\nthat's called sweat and it happens to you when you live somewhere warm",
"I came here to see if we were represented. I guess we are.",
"The Wedding Singer>The Waterboy",
"Doniphan had a McDonald's which was the talk of the town, having just opened the year before. Worst McDonald's food I'd ever had, and that's saying a lot. Seemed like it all came frozen and was just reheated or something, if that makes sense. Went to the closest shopping mall with a buddy to do his school shopping (300+ miles away) and he had a freshly prepared Quarter Pounder for the first time in his life. He absolutely flipped his shit. I was like man, just wait til you make it out West and have some decent food for once in your life. \nAlso, I'm not a guy ;)",
"I was just saying that he’s a shitty actor",
"Well he is also from MA so I’m sure that is part of the reason he wanted to rep it.",
"Sandler sporting that Element [skateboard brand] hat.",
"I was being a little hyperbolic, obviously he doesn't have an assistant oiling his arms... ",
"I'm next door in Dracut!",
"I can’t bother to spell it correctly but the Myeowitz something on Netflix is probably the only movie I have actually enjoyed on Netflix.",
"i wasn't being 100% serious either, i understand that you've probably heard of sweat before too :)",
"I just drove through Rolinda 2 hours ago! ",
"Granny fackin WAAAATAAAAAAAS",
"I lived in Philly as a kid, heard those bizarre colloquialisms in that city multiple times. I visited Boston a few years ago, I swear to <insert deity here> I was in Boston proper for about 3 days and I heard \"seem him/her\" no less than five times.",
"Do you still have the shirt? Post a pic I wanna see",
"I have seen him a couple times in public. Didn't bother him, but he just seemed like a normal guy doing his thing. Though, one of the times it was just him and some Asian child. Not sure where he got the child from.",
"It was the shitty one with the stands above the benches haha. The refs absolutely hated my team (Ash-West Warriors) because the year above us was a bunch of assholes, so we would usually get some garbage calls. One time on an absolutely absurd penalty call, the brother of the penalized kid dumped a full coke onto the refs head from the stands. Simultaneously the worst sportsmanship from our fans and most hilarious.",
"This seems mr deedsy",
"I’m from philly. That’s why...",
"Yeah, but when you have millions of dollars to buy whatever shirt you want, would you? ",
"You think people don't know that? That doesn't change the face that it's extremely rare he makes any kind of decent film these days. I like Sandler's older stuff, hell I even like Don't Mess With the Zohan, if he'd make stuff of classic Sandler quality I'd be happy. But instead he makes utter shite like The Ridiculous Six, Jack and Jill, Pixels, and Grown Ups 2 (I even kinda enjoyed the first one, but the second was awful). \n\nI don't care if he doesn't make academy award winning movies, but I do care that he's making utterly abysmal films when he's talented enough to make good films while still casting his friends and taking them on holiday. It feels like a lack of respect for his audience. I hope the Meyerowitz Stories is the first in a line of him making some good films again because I really like the guy.",
">(I do brew more when it goes out)\n\nDamn right you do. Terry Tate approves. \n\nYOU KILL THE JOE YOU MAKE SOME MO! THAT AIN'T NEW BABY! WOO!",
"Dracut here too!",
"What's that? You want to get stuck in a ditch and mocked by cows? Try Dunstable",
"Yep! I know a few of those who were arrested there! I used to hang out in the neighborhood right next to those quarries nearly every day. ",
"He's not wrong be he is still an asshole. ",
"Holy shit! I did not know this. This totally cemented my belief that he is awesome! ",
"I love how this became a thread for sharing positive experiences with meeting Adam Sandler!",
"Happy Valentines!",
"[Challenge accepted.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079TN2NNG) :D\n",
"I shit like 3 times a day at least.",
"Fellow Massholes <3",
"Also from Chelmsford, was too scared to jump from the top after watching some girl nearly kill herself.",
"as others have said, it's middlesex, but the next county over is Essex.\n\nThe towns were incorporated on the same day, Billerica was founded a bit earlier and named that because many of the settlers had been from Billericay, so I wouldn't be surprised of Chelmsford was named that because of it's close proximity to Billericay in England.",
"Which part? We lived outside of Downingtown in the late 1970s, it was particularly fun during the Three Mile Island mess in March of 1979. ",
"I could have sworn it was all in Nashua because the way the JCPenney is built, it stops at a angle because of that part of the building was in Mass, the state would try to enforce sales tax for the whole complex. ",
"Northeast/lower bucks",
"Northeast/lower bucks",
"I would like Adam Sandler as a friend.",
"Bro tynsboro same! Small world",
"How’d they know his size?",
"Nah, that thing was torn to hell and back I was like 13 (I was a big 13 yo) when I owned it. My one friend loved to destroy my clothes doing stupid shit for some reason...",
"Or the old people who park at kimballs and \"DD\" to the tiki bar",
"God I hate those “they’re just like us” segments. So many dumb out of touch people in the world. ",
"Clarification: I meant \"darker roles\", as Reign Over Me is most certainly NOT a comedy, but Punch Drunk Love is a dark comedy. Both excellent films though.",
"Awesome guy, i mean it doesnt even fit him very well its a little bit baggy",
"Oh I know! I've seen them but had forgotten about them lol. Thank you for the clarification though :)",
"👍🏼",
"It sounds like a picture book for adults",
"Ah, gotcha. Cheers, my friend!",
"was in fraternity...must have more than 20 shirts hanging in my closet I can no longer wear because it shows my age. rush shirts from fall '08 and such",
"I think we need to have a Reddit meetup at the Honk Kong ",
"South East? I lived in South Lowell for a decade on Hollis St",
"Ew Square Rats!",
"Fuck that noise, wear them wherever you want. You're an adult now so you most likely no longer care what people in public think of you. Even if you don't want to wear them while you're out running errands and such, they still make great workout shirts and around-the-house shirts. ",
"ADAM\nSANDLER\nOn vacation in L.A.\nRiding a bike. On\nhis way to watch sumo\n porn!\n",
"Northeast/lower bucks",
"That's sick. I used to just lay out in the sun while everyone else jumped. Friggedy fuck that. My friends uncle is now a paraplegic from slipping off a rope used to swing into something like that. ",
"That's like when Daniel Radcliffe was in Michigan at an Arby's and said Michiganders were quite nice and he probably could have been elected governor in that moment in a landslide had he of ran, everyone immediately loved him for being polite. ",
"I read that as \"Gilmore Girls\" by mistake. Was like \"When did they make a movie / with Adam Sandler in it?\"",
"I know Adam Sandler has been getting kind of a bad rap lately, since not every single time he steps in front of the camera is another Happy Gilmore, or Billy Madison, but the guy seems genuinely sincere, and enjoyable to be around. I enjoy his latest movies, because even though they're not those previous 2 which are like the basis of my childhood almost (If you even play the first part of the intro song to happy gilmore, I can go word for word about his life) he seems to basically be taking his friends on vacation. Like \"what do we wanna do for this movie? Fuck it, Africa? You guys wanna hit up Africa?\" \"What would the movie be?\" \"Dude, fuck if I know... Maybe me and Drew Barrymore hook up again or something? We did 50 First Dates so I dunno... Oh and get Terry Crews, dude's solid (black) gold.\"",
"Uhh probably because you’re homophobic and think gays are promiscuous /s ",
"and?",
"He was a sk8er boy, she said see you later boy",
"OK, Mr. Kettle",
"I do when I try to put too much effort into a comment.",
"I remember furniture shopping with my gf at Pottery Barn on Bloor St. In Toronto. There was a huge vase in the living room display area, and I pretend to smoke out of it like a bong and ask my gf if we can get it. As I was pretending to hit a bong I see someone sitting down on a couch in the corner of my eye, and felt embarrassed. So we walk away and I notice it’s Adam Sandler, but wasn’t too sure so I got closer and said “I think that’s Adam Sandler” to my gf, and his mom was so cute and happy that she starts nodding and says “yes it is!” So I took a picture and ask him out to Starbucks. He kindly rejected, but it was awesome meeting my idol. ",
"Seems a great guy, awful movies though.",
"He's just a person.\n\nWhy is this some fantastic, amazing incident?\n",
"> tubing hill at nashoba\n\nWhich appeared in the movie Daddy's Home 2 (along with the Showcase in Lowell).",
"don't trust a craigslist ad stick with the fetish dungeon she has stories of girls she worked with having terrible times with craigslist",
"Decent actor just makes shitty movies ",
"That disclaimer hurt my eyes, but it was totally worth it. ",
"Yeah, he and Sarah Silverman, only she doesn't rep NH that way (or at all).",
"K",
"K",
"K",
"Except a huge shirt actually *does not* fit medium sized people. But I get what you're saying.",
"Me three!",
"Tyngsboro is about 45 minutes from both Whis-tuh and Pee-biddy and about 1h45m from New Beffah'd.",
"I ran into him up here in Manchester. I game him a nod and he did it back and I said hi and kept walking. He was trying to be incognito but failed miserably at it. Very tall guy in a button up shirt wearing a rimmed hat and giant sunglasses with his entire family. Stuck out like a sore thumb.",
"GOOD point ",
"Just a shame that he’s a scam artist and his last movie was basically one massive advert.\n\nWith added racist and homophobic jokes.\n\nOh and lets not forget that film he made making light of STATUTORY RAPE.",
"Til I'm SUPER cool",
"Oi geezer!",
"Cuz most people in KY don't wear shirts, or shoes, sometimes pants...",
"My grandma's town got a dollar general. Still has no stoplights, and it's only 1 square mile, but c'mon, a whole Dollar General.",
"Pretty sure that's been verified",
"Club Zeus massive OI OI",
"In that case I probably read it once and remembered the idea.",
"Any major celebrity can go to a club and get free drinks. Even major brands would pay you to wear their merchandise. Heck its easier to buy online or have someone grab things for you so you don't draw attention or paparazzi. So if anything he's used to it, yes his movies have been lackluster but he just scored a netflix deal and likely still receives some nice royalties from all of his previous movies.\n\nI think he'll be fine",
"It’s true, Adam Sandler wears shirts that you give him. Dean College (the school I attended) gave him a Dean shirt, and the marketing department blew their load when he wore on set during Grown Ups 2. ",
"I’m going to see him at the Brea Improv on Feb 23rd. I’m so excited ",
"That was a cool thing to do.",
"And somehow the installation of said sign was the most controversial issue in the past year.",
"How many gray hats does one guy need. He has two hat that are almost identical. ",
"Oh maximillions and your $5 Bruins pizza special. So good. ",
"Okay thanks for the advice ;)",
"Maybe he is an awesome guy, but all he did here is wear a free T-shirt someone gave him. If that makes you awesome then I'm awesome a dozen times over. ",
"No admin fees, but the taxes will bury you.",
"Why is this surprising? A free shirt is a free shirt, I don't care who you are.",
"Boro represent! Also Go UMASS! If your a THS alumni then you're probably a UMass alumni. ",
"The temp bridge was absolutely terrifying. With a strong wind it could shake",
"Ok?",
"Is there really? That's kind of funny.",
"Theres two types of movies. Movies I pause when i go to the bathroom and movies I don't pause. ",
"I love it lol",
"Yep, this town starting to seem pretty big lol. Grew up in a town with population of 2000, somehow doubt I'll ever encounter any of them here.",
"Adam Sandler is a dude who found success and used it to make the movies he wants with his friends. Respect for that.",
"I'm from mass, moved to Florida when I was 8. Never picked up the Boston accent from my dad, but I still speak like I'm from there. Me and my dad are the only ones I know who say it like that. ",
"Yep. That's Doniphan. ☹️\nStrange, strange place. ",
"Rough times man. He can’t turn down free clothes.",
"He has some good movies like Click and Happy Gilmore but Grown Ups was the worst movie I have ever seen. Im sure Grown Ups 2 was even worse (if possible) but I couldn't bring myself to watch it. ",
"Which restaurant?",
"Thanks for clarifying that he was filming there. Otherwise him wearing a random shirt from a non name place he had never visited would mean he's homeless.",
"Well I thought it was funny",
"r/madlads",
"Sticks Up!!!\n",
"He’s grew up right around tyngsboro ma. Surely Knows the town. It was a novel Shirt, I’m sure. ",
"Username checks out, old bean.",
"I'm not rich like Adam Sandler but can still afford to buy clothes easily enough, however I'll always wear a free t-shirt if it fits me!",
"Tiki bar?? I've been gone too long ",
"It makes sense, you both need intellectual stimulation, she gets hers at work, you get yours at home.",
"He's pretty full of himself, thinks he's a huge deal lol",
"If your only fan gives you a T-shirt, you better wear it.",
"I’m not a fan of Adam but it’s nice too see that he actually uses the stuff he gets from the people that love him.",
"Ooooo dracut you're a special kind of masshole hahaha",
"Could also just watch grown-ups 2 lol",
"How's your Lacrosse (🥍) team.",
"It's something us Warhammer nerds like to say.",
"You take that back. 603 represent, nashua is heaven",
"Fuck that. Sincerely, T1D.\n\nNothing against you, just needed to vent. Sorry.",
"Aw, that's cute. Adam Sandler has fans.",
"I say it from a place of love. Riverwalk Cafe was one of my main haunts back when I was up there.",
"Ironically I never developed the Boston accent unlike half of my school mates, brother, and Father",
"Alright boys, let him in... He's been through enough",
"Bingo",
"I don't care how rich you are. A free shirt is a free shirt. ",
"We always wondered who's ass it was though 🤔",
"Him and Jared Let but they're pretty much the same thing nowadays",
"Already gave yourself away calling it the quarries. No plural you spy! Who sent you?! Ayer?! Leominster??? WAS IT LOWELL?!!!",
"May wanna add another edit cuz there was just a .ass shooting here in South Florida... :(",
"A fan?",
"Technically any of us that jumped almost died in the quarry",
"Fuck that rotary even after they put in the lights lol. What a death trap",
"Depends what side of Westford you live on. It's like silver spoon or spoon and a lighter",
"I just got ShittyMorph’d so I’m on high alert. As soon as I saw the 1998 in your comment I started scanning for mankind and hell in a cell.",
"Ok?",
"Ultimate dad",
"Is that the FPS",
" Warhammer has roots as a table top strategy game with miniatures. The franchise has spread to various genres of videogames as well. ",
"Oh, okay. Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm 99% sure I played an FPS on PS2 called Warhammer. Was a great game too. ",
"...they must be dying to touch butts",
"I don't mind who or what someone is attracted to, but if your reaction is \"damn he is hot\", you might not be quite as straight as you think. ",
"Suhhhh Tyngsboro Reddit fam. Come see me for a car! I wont be hard to find :) ",
"Adam Sandler wears t-shirts?! Why, I *myself* wear t-shirts! Might this mean I could become a comedic superstar, just like my doppelsändler? I need to talk to Andrew Berry. \n\n...What’s that? Oh, he’s just an old friend of mine, and I’ve let the time get away from me. I really should talk to ol’ Drew Berry more.",
"Wow... Adam Sandler has a fan",
"What I will say about his movies is that he has way more excellent dramatic performances than people give him credit for. And although he’s had his flops, he’s still had more hits than misses and he can churn out the laughs when the tumblers fall just right.",
"But the Paparazzi’s wouldn’t make a positive post like this tho. Or I guess someone read the P’s post and then spelled it out. ",
"Adam Sandler seems, in general, like a really cool dude. People shit on his movies but he made just enough movies that other people liked to be able to afford to start making the movies that HE likes. I like that.",
"Versailles has CastlePost and Doughdaddy’s, what more do you really need?",
"I feel like the center of town is either Lakeview Ave or that section with the cobblestone streets ",
"If I were Adam I would feel validated. Out of all the money and assets, I think a t shirt from a boy in small town America handing me a shirt out of appreciation is the biggest trophy of them all. He made that kids day *at least* once. Imagine all the other people who admire him, myself included.",
"God damn son",
"Damn I love that show. Looking forward to it returning. They did a decent job with the balance of humor and seriousness.\n\nSorry segue over.",
"Is that the Game Grumps font?",
"People can talk all the shit they want. But I love Adam Sandler and his movies",
"Adam Sandler seems like a pretty cool and chill dude, but i just can't stand his movies.",
"might as well be New Hampshire.. Nashua is where they all go to shop",
"Ok? Cool?",
"It was more of a factual statement but you are welcome. No idea why I got downvoted for speaking the truth but at least I know how Jesus felt.",
"bet it's a shithole!",
"...and their cousins: Black Sheep and Tommy Boy.",
"Cobblestone!!! No idea where that is. You don't mean by the firestation?",
"Oh shit what's that mean lol I didn't know Dracut had a sterotype ",
"Tyngsboro probably thinking Thanksbro.",
"It wasn't even a costume. That's just what he wore. I'm from the same home town as him and I've seen him before. He was wearing unlaced work boots, shorts, unbuttoned flannel shirt, and a baseball hat. ",
"Pit stains are often from aluminum in deodorant or antiperspirant. Just FYI if you don't want to ruin more shirts, you can change deodorant.",
"I’m not 100% because I never end up there on purpose but I’m 86% sure that there is a Top Donut in that area. ",
"Lol no idea I just remember friends always talking shit about dracut XD",
"Warhammer 40,000 reference. Khorne is the god of blood and murder in the setting, and some of his followers throw around the catch-phrase ‘blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne’",
"I'm pretty sure villages get cool perks like dragons. ",
"Staaaaaphh",
"Yeah, but if the guy was breathing coffee I assume he already knew that much.",
"Not one jew joke. I don't know if I'm proud, or a little disappointed. ",
"I didn't know Nick did stand-up until I heard him on Pandora. A few of his voices are annoying, but a few of his stories are great, such as the neighbor thinking he was intohardcore gay porn, the massage spa, and dinner with Aaron Rogers. ",
"seriously, when making the turn around the final bend to get on 3 south people move lanes, STAY THE FUCK IN YOUR DAMN LAME YOU STUPID GOD DAMN FUCK! ",
"> Sandler hung out with him for a pretty long while and signed literally everything he was wearing.\n\nI could totally picture this. *\"Here, let me sign your socks while we're at it.\"*",
"Yeah I remember a Warhammer FPS. The one I'm thinking of was Firewarrior. You played as a Tau fighting Imperial Guard and Space Marines. I like that one. ",
"lakeview ave?",
"The entire mall is in NH. A parking lot is in MA though - the state line follows the JC Penny outside wall.\n\nI live in MA and legally wasn't allowed to drive in NH for a few months. I worked at that mall so I was able to park in the MA lot and never actually drive in NH haha.",
"Warhammer.\nParental discretion is advised.",
"That's a very cool thing for him to have done. I always imagine there's a pile of stuff people give celebrities in a box marked FREE at their production companies. This is nice.",
"I always found it funny that each grade of odoyle just steadily lost enthusiasm until Adam Sandler gets to HS and that kid just hits him with the dead, flat , no emotion: \" odoyle rules\". \n\nKid just got tired of being a dick all those years.",
"I've actually found that putting less on at night instead of in the morning helps, surprisingly ",
"Sandler was great in The Meyerowitz Stories last year. The guy is definitely a great actor when he wants to be. By all accounts he seems to be a genuinely good person as well. ",
"I met him and his family at a restaurant in downtown Savannah, GA. Very down to earth dude. His wife is super nice too.",
"I have the same hat that he's wearing in the first picture. It's weirs to see a celeb wearing the same clothes as me...",
"never saw someone else from dracut on here before",
"Loved this guy in Click.",
"Wot?",
"I work in the movie industry and I can tell you most of the clothing is from goodwill, thrift shops and Walmart bc all those places have a lot of clothes with solid colors and no logos",
"Grey t-shirts are the best. Doing a load of darks? Toss it in. Doing a load of whites? Toss it in. Bleach, smeach...",
"Dracut here son ",
"Good man.",
"Sandler clearly doesn’t care what he wears which is cool because he’s rich. Most celebs try to wear flashy shit. He doesn’t even give a fuck about matching or anything or even brand. Like he’s wearing an element hat. ",
"Okay I thought you were unironically saying that. I was 50/50 joke or serious. I was thinking “that’s a lil uncalled for”",
"I forgot how to edit so i deleted that reply. I have that little bit of central mass salt cause everything thats good is wicked far out of the way so maybe a little bit of that at the end was personal lol",
"Ok, so I went to a ScHoolBoy Q concert in Lowell, outside of the Popeyes some dude was shooting up heroine and drove off.\n\nWe should start a hashtag\n\n#ChelmsfordSalt",
"Duuuuuuuude I havent visited that place in so long",
"Well. Jerry, I think",
"I got stuck behind some crackhead who was walking down the middle of the road while in fitchburg. Took 5 minutes until he almost got hit by another driver and was escorted away by said driver. Chelmsford doesnt know how good they got it. Im in on this hashtag",
"In all fairness he does act like a normal person just with a shitload of extra money \n\nCelebrities tend to like to cultivate an image of being one, Im guessing Adam just thinks it's too much effort \n\n",
"And then?",
"That’s Fitchburg lmao. In Nashua NH, some poor old lady pulled off the ramp, hit a pole, knocked that pile down, then hit a telephone cable. Traffic detectives on scene, woman crying on the side of the road, blankets covering everything up.\n\nAbsolute tragedy ",
"Holy fuck, that bridge is still in use?!?! I know that area from 2007 the 'temporary' tinkertoy ass looking bridge was way past it's intended use back then. ",
"I wish that was the worst thing to happen around here. This has turned to a good venting session about where we are from. ",
"I thought he was from nashua khed ",
"Pretty sure, ps would have then had a hand in it either way...right?",
"K.",
"I don't understand. He was eating a bagel.",
"Adam Sandler is obviously last but he is on for a good 2 hours he makes sure you get your money's worth. David Spade has a funny ass joke about a crayon box in second grade. Had me dying. ",
"You should watch some of them they are hilarious. I remember the first time I saw him do stand up. He was on tv and I knew he would be famous one day he absolutely kills it at stand up.",
"Nashua here! Thanks for the theatre, and, aaannnddd.. Well, thanks for the theatre!",
"No, the original comment said\n\n> he’s living the dream\n\nI disagreed.",
"I grew up in D town, DHS class of 2000",
"Why does it make him look extra fat ",
"Sounds like a nice, easy life. That isn't the case for most people.",
"I guess. I’m 25 though I’m not really speaking from experience.",
"Hey now! We have some pretty great ice cream too ",
"I think the show I’m going to is only Nick Swardson and some local comedians for the opening acts but that sounds awesome ",
"of course. everything here is an opinion.",
"Say what they will I love that guy ",
"Sandler seems like a really cool guy, but the majority of his movies are basically the same. ",
"Adam Sandler seems like a cool guy. I don't like any of his movie, but he seems all right",
"The home for rich white kids who wish so strongly that they were rednecks. The amount of dirtbiking and confederate flags is too high for above the mason dixon",
"I wasn’t allowed to drive in NH for a while too and did this exact same thing ",
"Lowell Dracut Westford Dunstable Chelmsford Nashua and Hudson",
"We know but it’s not like locals spell it like that either",
"Weak, hahaha... Sooo weak",
"hello ol pal ol buddy o mine nathan “big dick” sully",
"Eyyyy new phone who dis",
"I don't know if I should say thanks or what...\nBut why egg-irl",
"Yeah but with the other third I'm not using to sleep I get to race fast cars, play whatever games I want, go to whatever shows I want, watch whatever movies, read whatever books, put a nice roof over my head, buy my girlfriend nice things, support my kid and plenty more. The world is my oyster and I really don't care what some punk on the internet thinks because I'm too busy out here having fun and providing for my family.",
"SU sweatshirt in big daddy. ",
"so what?",
"Yeah. Holy shit",
"Salty",
"He;s a fine man, that Sandalier",
"You went there. Next time, don't. You might not get burnt ",
"The way you word an opinion is so hostile. We’re all just having fun talking about a topic we all enjoy. Try coming out of that basement once in awhile and learning to converse with real people.",
"Why is 'egg', I don't know. I guess would be someone 'still in the egg'.\n\nThough I don't want to presume anything about your life, I just thought it would be funny because of your comment.",
"I'm 5 houses away from Dunstable actually.",
"Yea boi",
"Im glad i made a bad joke or id never complain about these places",
"ur flippin neighbor westlands squa ",
"It's odd that your mom's first instinct upon meeting a celebrity is to sacrifice her child.",
"Steamsport can wear any sized shirt and make it look okay.",
"I guess that depends what you consider a loser. I was loser to some and some people really liked me all depended who you asked",
"The point is no one knows what he was like in high school. He might've been a dick to some people but everyone assumes this girl is bad for saying he was a loser.",
"Ooh B.B. I thot so",
"Ah yeah whatever guy",
"Gl tech 04 here mang",
"100%\n",
"There's a lab in Tyngsboro? I moved across the country 5 years ago - never knew any labs there :)\n",
"I graduated from GDRHS!",
"Lowell, Dracut, Chelmsford, Dunstable, Nashua, Pelham\n",
"I think we all did.",
"not surprised lol ",
"Year 2000",
"We're new!",
"You have heard the redneck saying, \"Hold my beer and watch this.\" Well....I held the minnow eating contest with a total of 43 in my circle of friends. We would spend many summer days on the northern Current at a place called Flying W. It was just north of Akers Ferry, if your familiar with that area. So I guess I swallowed plenty of the river and never returned unless we had a friends homecoming. A weekend where we went back and act like we did when we were young. I'm glad we only do that once a year!",
"Hmmph that’s crazy. I know every one of them except tyngsboro. Played some of them in football too. Thanks for the heads up ",
"Oh, maybe I'm wrong. I thought it was Manchester. Nashua's even better.",
"I see. Nice insight though",
"Wasnt this featured on ifunny years ago?\n\n>>>>I havent used it since middle school, im in college now, dont hurt me",
"Somewhat related, a university near my town wanted Maroon 5 to play a show at their college so they sent Adam Levine a shirt with the school’s logo on it. They never ended up playing the show, but he wore it on stage at some music award show and has worn it at a couple shows.",
"He doesn’t seem to be one to make fashion statements. He was probably like “sweet another T-shirt” and threw it in his dresser without giving it a second thought.",
"That's very great about him showing his honesty to fans, I love that tee so much,can any reply site where I can buy one like that. I also purchase a great selection of t-shirts from=> www.fashionfitnes.com/collections/tees-and-hoodies",
"Hello, people.\n\nHere's a design I made yesterday for surfers and California lovers.\n\nI hope you like it.\n\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C654MJV?customId=B075384WF7&th=1",
"I love you, Billy Madison.",
"**Ok** cool guy, I'm just so crispy bacon",
"Budgets are rough? So you think a good use of a budget would be to buy real animal furs for every actor? Are you alright ?"
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"The Maloja Pass, Switzerland.\nIt’s cool to drive on that 1/50 times there’s no traffic.",
"I'm sure it has to do with the difference in elevation, but I'd like to hear from someone who knows better than I do. Why are these roads curved the way they are back tracking back and forth? It looks like a straight line through some parts would be much quicker, are they trying to slow people down because the drop could lead to cars going off the road? Couldn't a slower speed limit and a straight dip in this spot save a lot of money on pavement and labour?",
"A straight line would be MUCH quicker. Especially when covered in snow and ice. The cleanup of the vehicle(s) afterwards? Very slow. :)\n\nYes, switchbacks are used to manage slopes that are too much for vehicles to handle.",
">especially when covered in snow and ice.\n\nBut wouldn't that also be cheaper and easier to plow/maintain, seems like they were able to do every inch of the road in OP's pic.",
"What this doesn't show very well is the around 1500 meter (>4900 foot) change in altitude between the top and bottom. A straight road would be a death trap with/without snow and ice."
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"Where tho",
"Behind The Buldge by Swansons place",
"'Sun Aura' near Lake Village, IN",
"I know where I'm taking my bf ;)"
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"First glance looks like Arabian warriors riding across the sands",
"That's just all the people who vape. ",
"Reminds me of altered carbon ",
"Very cloudy for Dubai?",
"So ugh, how many gold Lamborghinis do you have?",
"Can't see the slaves.",
"Credit to the photographer, Cartsen Witte, who posted this ([in nine pictures](https://i.imgur.com/uLBtp46.jpg)) to Instagram (via carstenwitte) on October 16, 2017. A lot of their stuff is NSFW.",
"Isn't it damn humid on those floors?",
"No no, they heard their was a photo contest so they imported some clouds by boiling a few billion bottles of Perrier. ",
"You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you've pulled. ",
"Or the focus of a really cool show on Netflix.",
"All dat oil 💰💲💰💲💰💲💰",
"Serious question: If you have one of those apartments above the clouds and you look outside, can you see through the clouds to the ground below? Or are the clouds so thick that even up close you can't see through them?",
"Depends what floor, I live in one of those buildings, but on a lower floor, I can see the streets, it's like a mildly thick fog. ",
"altered carbon ? happening now?",
"Exactly my thought. Damn meths. ",
"came here to post this",
"Star Wars reference.. ",
"Flashbacks of Spec Ops: The Line.",
"Soon to be the city below the sand.",
"Dude, how do you and others that do this do this? \n",
"Looks so much like Cloud City from Star Wars!",
"To be honest, them clouds are quite low.",
"Fuck em",
"I get it. Reposts happen. It's the nature of the best. \nBut could you at least change the title or something? Try to not be so obvious about it? \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7azigf/dubai_the_city_above_the_clouds/",
"[Because the bottom 50 feet are the bones of the slave labour used to build most of it.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7985361.stm)\n\nReported by the BBC in 2009, [still the case today.](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/health/do-wealthy-expats-in-dubai-even-notice-the-plight-of-migrant-wor/)\n\nFuck Dubai.",
"The day it was legalized.",
"[More here](http://www.carstenwitte.com/gallery.html) - NSFW",
"Give your maid's passport back.",
"this always make my blood boil when someone says it. My uncle moved to Dubai from U.K 8 years ago and has a live in maid all that time. They take her on family holidays and pay for her to fly home once per year, usually over christmas.\n\nMy uncle is pretty well off and is connected to a huge network of wealthy expats in Dubai, they all treat their maids like members of their family.\n\nIts more the saudi's that do this kind of shit.",
"> Hello...what have we here?",
"First of all clouds suck ass to be in. Think of a garden hose sprayer set on mist spraying you in high wind.... cold..... wet...... suck....\nSecond it works both ways can't see up can't see down. I'm a previous broadcast tower climber. That tall sky scraper it the tallest man made tower in the world. A company I worked for the owner helped in designing and building it. Would have been awesome to go there but I was too new with the company...",
"awesome science project!",
"Looks like some Star Wars type shit ",
"Dubai- the City above the massive amounts of slaves.",
"I can see why you would think it unfair on those you consider to be good people. But consider this - at the end of the day it all boils down to why people live / work in Dubai. Because it pays better. How does it pay better? Because somewhere, down the line someone is making money off exploitation and inequity. \n\nIf these maids were paid a fair wage they'd buy their own tickets to vacation/ see family.",
"Just don't go there if you are a woman!",
"Willy Pete for all!",
"I think \"A City In The Fog\" would have made more sense here.",
"Dubai, the city with too much money and not enough humanity. ",
"Mistaking Dubai for Saudi.",
"This is what it will look like when the desert reclaims the land."
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"I call him the breast bulldog.",
"I can sew and I definitely can not do this lol Good job! I'm sure they're going to love it.",
"Thanks so much for the kind words! I'm giving it to her tommorow I can't wait.",
"Very nicely done, and looks so cute and optimistic. For sure it will help your friend to go through the worst treatments. A lot of strenght to your friend and may they heal fast!",
"That's amazing- to me, the quality of something doesn't really matter but if someone MAKE something for me as a gift, that means far more than the most expensive gift possible ",
"Very cute, you’re a good friend ❤️",
"You are great at sewing! Fishing for compliments, ay? Have my upvote any day! Cool stuff!!",
"Aaaaaaaaand I've officially unsubscribed from /r/pics. ",
"my mother had this same surgery. trust me, your friend will love this and you being in the hospital with her <3",
"That you made it as Your expression, not it being compared to anything, is what counts. You are a Good Person.",
"she's really lucky to have you as a friend",
"Is that a pink ribbon? Susan G. Komen is definitely going to try and sue you.",
"Excellent work. :)",
"I'm not quite sure how I was asking for upvotes and the breast cancer mention was just starting the reason why it's pink and has a ribbon.",
"Update she loved it! It was well worth the work.",
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"Wow. Out of ammo to shoot it I presume?",
"Oh look, a self-piloting missile of death and destruction. I should poke it.\n\nAlthough I am thoroughly impressed by this aviator's skill, why not just shoot the bomb down? ",
"Not sure why it wasn't shot down. Here's another plane doing it.\nhttps://i2.wp.com/militaryhistorynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Spitfire_Tipping_V-1_Flying_Bomb.jpg?resize=560%2C233",
"Maybe trying to redirect it over an ocean or body of water first?",
"So apparently they had to perform a dive to get enough speed to catch up to the v1, as it was too fast to just catch up to. And shooting it was tricky because the explosion was huge, you didn't want to be anywhere near it.",
"I'd imagine the huge kaboom and resulting shrapnel field would be dangerous to fly near. ",
"Maybe the pilot was just winging it.",
"Because one of the safety rules of engagement is to know your target and what lies beyond it. \nPlus, why waste the ammo? These things weren’t gps guided or remotely controlled so corrections weren’t a thing I’d imagine. ",
"They were pretty inaccurate though right? Guidance was all preprogrammed before launch.",
"spitfires couldn't carry a whole lot of ammo. ammo is heavy. he could well have had none left",
"I mean. When you knock it if course, you wont have any idea where it lands. A stray 20mm round isnt teally as dangerous as a stray V1.",
"Yeah i was thinking that after I posted. Lol \nI wonder what country this picture was taken? France? ",
"That takes a large pair of balls",
"Is that an actual photo or a recreation?",
"I’m high and was waiting for this to be a GIF. Naturally, I’m very disappointed",
"That could be it, though the first pilot to attempt the redirection must have been nervous as hell.",
"They were just pointed in the right direction and ensured to run out of fuel over London.",
"There were a shitload of them though, and they were mostly targeting civilians.",
"Maybe, but as much as people are talking about these bombs' inaccuracy, I can only imagine the ways a redirection can go wrong/worse.",
"Im sure in his own words it would have been \"well old boy I was a little nervous for a moment\"\n\nThose men where Bad ass.",
"Sir David Attenborough narrating: *\"With just a little nudge, the mother pushes her small cub on a new direction in life. One that hopefully makes waves rather than casualties.\"* ",
"I didn't think about his guns being dry. I just assumed an intercept of the bomb(s) was his only task that flight. ",
"\"Steve, the engineers seem fairly confident that it won't immediately detonate. I'll be honest we're all pretty excited down here...\"",
"This comment deserves more recognition lol",
"Yeah, they were pretty useless as a weapon of war, but the Nazis still sunk a ton of ressources into these pointless bombs incapable of striking military targets. Guess why.",
"Is it me, or does this look suspiciously like a game?",
"WWII planes would typically carry about 30 seconds worth of ammo. If you knew your relatives lived in the London area and you'd be low on ammo + the only plane around a a flying bomb headed that way, trying to gently push the thing towards a less populated area would appear like a perfectly sane thing to do. ",
"Resulting drag pattern damaged or destroyed the attacker sometimes. Wing-tipping was risky but gave you a chance to go around and try again. ",
"Source: https://twitter.com/Hangar7Art/status/956262507731042304\n\nAnd yes, it is not a real photo. Of course.",
"Towards the end of the war, the RAF modified a number of Spitfires with reinforced wing tips to reduce wear on the flight surfaces. I believe there a few examples still intact. There might be one in California I think.",
"This should be higher, it's pretty obvious but at least a couple of people have concocted stories about how this picture is real and why they conducted this maneuver. ",
"The maneuver is described in wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb#Interceptors\n\n> Early attempts to intercept and destroy V-1s often failed, but improved techniques soon emerged. These included using the airflow over an interceptor's wing to raise one wing of the V-1, by sliding the wingtip to within 6 in",
"[Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUVTpXxVwAEH-Eh.jpg:large) is a higher quality version of this image. [Hangar 7 Art](https://twitter.com/Hangar7Art/status/956262507731042304) appears to be the source. They add:\n\n> First to physically tip a V1 bomb was [Ken Collier](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUqVDqiVoAAEYoT.jpg), 91 Squadron, in a Spitfire MkIVX. He scored 7 V1 victories and was later KIA.\n\nThey were asked if this picture is an actual photo or a recreation. Hangar 7 Art responded:\n\n> It’s a teaser for my artwork “Tipping Point” available soon.",
"Only 14 karma after a full hour? Most underrated comment here! Take your up vote. ",
"This picture looks extremely fake...",
"> Although I am thoroughly impressed by this aviator's skill, why not just shoot the bomb down? \n\nhave you seen gun camera footage of flying through the expanding cloud of high speed debris after exploding it? It's a bomb...\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf3dHfucoQk\n\ndon't know why the first few seconds are a bomb bay view of bombs being dropped",
"> Lol I wonder what country this picture was taken? France?\n\nmost likely England... they were launched as close as possible as they only just had the range to get to London",
"Because they were more interested in fear than effectiveness?",
"Actually they just tip it over, the missile’s auto pilot couldn’t correct for it and it would just spiral into the ground. ",
"In 1940 when the Luftwaffe wanted to destroy British military stations, Hilter himself ordered pointless attacks on London, wasting important German war ressources.\n\nAnd later during the war, pointless V1 and V2 attacks wasted more German ressources in the same way.\n\nSomehow in the Nazi mindset evil is equal to strong. And when a Nazi like Hitler realizes he is lacking strength, he thinks he can obtain that strength by simply doing evil.\n\nWhen Hitler lacked strenght, he diverted his attention to doing evil. The Holocaust happened when Germany was trying really hard to win the war. That is exactly when Hitler decides to divert German ressources to the task of pointlessly killing millions of Jews.",
"The German V1 were pretty interesting in how they calculated the target. It had somewhat sophisticated (for the time) altimeter controls and it had a count down \"timer\" that would be set before launch and a propeller would tick off the distance as it traveled. Once the count down hit zero it would blow apart a bit of the controls to the elevator rudder, causing the bomb to take a nosedive. The nosedive would choke the engine and cause it to go out.\n\nThe engine had this terrifying guttural sound. It was a pulsejet so it sounded like a slow flooded engine with the exhaust ripped out. \n\nFrom the ground you could hear the engine grunting over head, you were fine so long as you could still hear the engine, because that meant it was still flying over you. But if that gurgle stopped... that meant it was diving down on top of you and you needed to duck and cover right away.\n\n[This is what they sounded like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1qsBGTkVSk)",
"Ammo is heavy. Even later aircraft don't carry much ammo.\n\nAn A10 (a gun with a plane built around it) carries about 1300 rounds of ammo. The gun shoots 4500 rounds per minute.\n\nGranted, today they also carry missiles and wouldn't really be dog fighting much.",
"Do you think that the guided missiles we have today just appeared out of nowhere? It's called stages of development. You have to start somewhere and then improve on it.",
"While you are technically correct in a way, there are much more important questions to ask.\n\nWhy did the Nazi government continue to use ineffective weapons which used up a lot of ressources? Probably because of the crooked mindset a Nazi entertains.\n\nWas the German military incapable of analysing the effectiveness of its weapons? Certainly not, but somehow the decisions of the German military were overridden by a madman.",
"Been reading Walter Cronkite's autobiography and he talks about being around the first V-1 attacks and documents this technique of sending them off course. ",
"The R&D is usually the most expensive part. Once you got that down, the manufactoring process can cost a bit, and if you've got that down the cost of making these were insignificant.",
"A weapon that never hits its target is a waste of ressources. Doesn't matter how great the technical achievements were.",
"Fortunately the German spy network in London was thoroughly controlled by MI5, so false reports were fed back to Germany that the rockets were overshooting London, and they were subsequently short-fuelled.",
"Fake news is a notorious problem & you're contributing to it, u/Cecil_ ",
"How did you misspell strength the same way thrice and not catch it?",
"Because English is my second language. Ask me a harder question.\n\nMy first language is German by the way.",
"I'm asking this because I want to read up on this. Do you have a source for this? Would be interesting to read about this aspect of WWII.",
"Wilkommen. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
"> What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow\n\n11 meters per second",
"What do you mean, African or European?",
"There is also footage of the mustangs shooting down the V1 rocket/bombs. [Footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf3dHfucoQk)\nDidn't see any real video of flipping, though there is lots of animation of it. \n",
"They were guided by a synchronized gyroscope which were extremely sophisticated for precomputer chip guidance. But yea they inaccurate but could be expected to hit a area the size of a large city. ",
"exactly. You don't need pinpoint accuracy to hit a city",
"Came here looking for something along these lines. There's no way anyone would think that 1. it would not correct itself or 2. that making it detonate elsewhere was better than destroying it mid-flight. ",
"This was not an 'ineffective weapon' it hit cities, which was it's sole purpose. ",
"Well they were just a V1 after all.",
"That doesn't sound right. If it couldn't *at least* adjust roll and pitch I don't see how it would ever get more than a few hundred miles before it's so far off trajectory that it either stalled out from being too high or simply hit the ground. ",
"It's really cool, here is a link:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-Cross_System#V-weapons_deception",
"The germans also modified the v1 later with switches on their wingtips. When a Spitfire touched the tip it would explode.",
"Nope, it was not effective. It was a waste of ressources.",
"V15s will really wreck your day.",
"That looks like something I too would not want to fly through",
"Should have started with a V8.",
"Well perhaps exploding in a field was better than downtown London, but basically you are correct.",
"How about a turbocharged V6?",
"The explosion was too large and they went faster than planes. The one in the picture just came out of a dive.",
"It could, it just couldn’t handle more than small corrections. ",
"We really need an ELI5 to how these things hit anything with technology of ww2. I cant wrap my mind around it. ",
"These were not smart bombs. Their guidance systems resembled a watch more than a computer. ",
"Its a weapon of terror not destruction dumbass. The target was civilian population not military. ",
"It was a terroristic weapon of opportunity. They didn't have the pilots or ability to fly manned missions so they found a work around to bring the fight to English soil, however ineffective it was, it was their only way in some cases.\n\nJust scaring the English into thinking their homes 'could' be hit was valuable.\n\nThey were very interested in guidance and rocket tech, so each launch was a test flight.\n",
"With 1940's technology? I stand among those who believe it wouldn't correct itself if it was knocked off course.\n\n",
"how does a prop plane catch a jet engine?",
"Don't know why you're being downvoted. What you're saying is perfectly correct.",
"Look closely. No ailerons. Tipping it would tumble the gyro and it would definitely crash.",
"*boop*",
"Of course it wasn't bloody France.\n\nMind you, the picture is fake anyway, so it's moot in this case.",
"5.15c?",
"It's artwork, not a real photo.",
"Recreation for a piece of artwork. Not a real photo.",
"I don’t know, but didn’t Einstein say, that 1c can never be reached by anything thats not light?",
"It wouldn't. It has no steering mechanism. It was pointed in a general direction and fired and the on-board mechanism measured distance flown via a propeller at the front and cut of the fuel supply to make it start falling",
"It's just a pulsejet.. no biggie.\n",
"“Downtown London” so no one. Ever. ",
"Resolution is way too crisp for a true 1940s image. ",
"Don't know if anyone said this yet, but an important point is that the two wingtips arent touching. Plane wings operate by pulling air up over themselves at a fast enough speed to cause the pressure above the wing to drop significantly. So, to cause German bombs to fly off course all a pilot had to do was get close enough that the low pressure pocket above their wing surrounded the bomb wingtip. Both aircraft would be destabilized, but the pilot could quickly correct, whereas the bomb, which has almost no stabilization, would quickly wobble off course and crash. ",
"Tipping a V8 would have been much harder. ",
"That thing is a WWII missile? looks like a drone. scary",
"Props can go pretty fast in a dive, and maintain speed above their maximum for a reasonable time after leveling out. The V-1 bombs only flew at ~2500ft, so pilots would climb to a higher altitude and wait until they say a bomb coming, then dive after it. \n\nAlso, as already pointed out, it's only a pulsejet. An Me 262 with tubojets could do ~900km/h, but the V-1 could only do ~640km/h, while a prop like a Hawker Typhoon could do ~580km/h at that altitude, and most British props could do over 500km/h.\n",
"Didn't these bombs have a sound that was considered one of the scariest to hear during the war?",
"have you seen photos on shorpy.com which are over 100 years old? they are much better than any digital SLR today",
"Basically the bombs were pointed on an azimuth that would take them over an area such as London. They were then loaded with enough fuel to get them within gliding distance and the fuel would run out. The bombs would then glide into whatever was below them. Sort of like trying to land a paper airplane in a bathtub from across the room. The Nazi's didn't care what it hit. ",
"The V1 had guidance, just a compass heading, altitude hold, and time AFAIK. But the heading and alt-hold only made minor trim adjustments. It had no plan to recover from a flip or tailspin, not nearly smart enough. The control surfaces probably could do it, but there was no computer and advanced gyro sensors to make those decisions.",
"> Just scaring the English into thinking their homes 'could' be hit was valuable.\n\nIn reality, the English were able to turn this kind of bomb into pretty effective propaganda.",
"This is Reddit, if i don't take part in the circle-jerk, i will be downvoted.",
"> Its a weapon of terror not destruction dumbass. The target was civilian population not military. \n\nThis pretty much sums up your error in reasoning: You start to measure different things on more than one scale.\n\nPlease improve your reasoning until you are capable of measuring all on one single scale.",
"> they are much better than any digital SLR today\n\nThis just cant be the truth.\n\nTodays lenses and lense systems (high quality stuff, ofc) are capable of much more than the ones from the old days.",
"Good thing they did or we wouldn’t have made it to the moon",
"Why wouldn’t they just shoot them down? Their planes had GUNS on them.\n\nEdit: Fuck off, Reddit, for pretending that this post demonstrates the obvious solution to flying rocket bombs.",
"Aerospace historian here. \n\nThey definitely did use this method of downing V-1s.\n\n(Edit: proof) [Actual WW2 photo of a Spitfire tipping a V-1](https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/item/object/205022387), courtesy of the Imperial War Museum.\n\n\nShooting the Flying Bomb was often hazardous for the pilots because of debris hitting their aircraft if/when the V-1 detonated mid-air.\n\nNudging them off course (with the wingtip unsettling the airflow over the V-1s wing) was often actually safer. The V-1s were designed to be aerodynamically stable, but don’t feature an autopilot that could do complicated self righting manoeuvres, rolling, nor mid-flight course corrections.\n\nThese bombs flew in a straight line immediately after launch. They dropped down when an internal clock stopped, which cut the pulse jet engine. The flight time was set pre-launch (according to the estimated time to target), which made these weapons have pretty poor accuracy, but they were effective as a terror weapon.\n\nEdit: link + quote:\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_ramming\n\n> Although technically not ramming, RAF pilots did use an intentional collision of sorts against the V-1 flying bomb. When it was discovered that shooting a V-1 could detonate the warhead and/or fuel tank, thereby endangering the attacking aircraft, pilots would instead fly beside the V-1. Once in position, the pilot would roll to one side, lifting his wingtip to produce an area of high-pressure turbulence beneath the wingtip of the V-1, causing it to roll in the opposite direction. The rudimentary automatic pilot of the V-1 was often not able to compensate, sending it diving into the ground.\n\n\n\n**Tl;dr** The picture is a fake, but a very realistic representation of the historic practice of downing V-1 flying bombs.",
"Wow thats not really what i was imagining. So simple. What about wind, friction etc? There was no gyroscope whatsoever?",
"Thanks for chiming in, after seeing more comments in the thread and following some links I see that now. Looks like they had *some* course correction to deal with turbulence at least, but not enough to correct anything more? It seems like a simple cross-wind would start an unrecoverable situation if there was *no* correction? Not an aviator so just asking in the hypothetical, not arguing. ",
"Not smart if you don't know the payload, what if its bio or chemical? Releasing them at a higher altitude could make these worse.",
"> Somehow in the Nazi mindset evil is equal to strong. And when a Nazi like Hitler realizes he is lacking strength, he thinks he can obtain that strength by simply doing evil.\n\nI think you think cartoon villains are real people. He wasn't doing evil at least in his own head, no one ever is. His thinking was to break the moral of the British have them oppose churchill, negotiate a peace and hopefully gain an ally. Hitler didn't hate the british he admired them and wanted them on his side. \n\nTruth be told if certain people had had their way, or if the war of gone differently an allied British and German axis could have been very possible. \n\nWe also should not forget that the british bombed civilian centers too with the hope of the same effect. Bombing civilians was just fashionable in the 40's. Thank god its mostly out of fashion now. ",
"Does that change their motivations or continued use of the platform? No.",
"The balls on those lads. No fucks were given that day. ",
"That isn’t possible. Digital has so much more sensitivity and even our ability to produce physical devices is far more precise than anything even 50 years ago. ",
"> could make these worse.\n\nCould kill the pilot. 1 ton of explosives make a big bang - like a mega-flak explosion.",
"You can hear it for yourself [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdwbp6R2qM8). The pulse jet in the video is an exact replica of the V1 pulse jet engine. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1qsBGTkVSk) is a WW2 recording for comparision.",
"Yes, very rudimentary autopilot which only controlled pitch (up/down), airspeed and yaw (horizontal left/right).\n\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb\n\n> **The V-1 guidance system** used a simple autopilot developed by Askania in Berlin to regulate altitude and airspeed.[10] The RLM at first planned to use a radio control system with the V-1 for precision attacks, but the government decided instead to use the missile against London.[13] A weighted pendulum system provided fore-and-aft attitude measurement to control pitch, damped by a gyrocompass which also stabilized it. Operating power for the gyroscope platform and the flight-control actuators was provided by two large spherical compressed air tanks that also pressurized the fuel tank. These air tanks were charged to 150 atm (2,200 psi) before launch. With the counter determining how far the missile would fly, it was only necessary to launch the V-1 with the ramp pointing in the approximate direction, and the autopilot controlled the flight.\n\n> There was a more sophisticated interaction between yaw, roll and other sensors: a gyrocompass (set by swinging in a hangar before launch) gave feedback to control the dynamics of pitch and roll, but it was angled away from the horizontal so that controlling these degrees of freedom interacted: the gyroscope remained true on the basis of feedback received from a magnetic compass,[citation needed] and from the fore and aft pendulum. This interaction meant that rudder control was sufficient for steering and no banking mechanism was needed.\n\nDespite being the first ever cruise missle, from a technical standpoint they were quite inspired, despite their nefarious use.\n\n\nBonus:\n[Actual WW2 photo of a Spitfire tipping a V-1](https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/item/object/205022387)\n",
"It changes the success of the operation, and that is all that matters.",
"Absolute units.",
"You’re right. Flying right up on them and trying to maneuver your wingtips to within 6 inches sounds a lot safer.",
"Low grain film is incredibly sharp; as sharp or sharper than hi-res digital sensors. And if it was properly developed and stored, a 1940’s negative should be just fine today. Also, you’re right that lenses are better today, but it’s mainly due to material coatings that help with transmission. Lenses could very very precisely ground back then, and they knew how to stack lenses to try to correct chromatic aberration as well. If there was enough light for the film, old photos definitely can be razor sharp to the same degree as modern, high-end photography.",
"IIRC they didn't actually have to touch the wingtip. Air pressure over the top of the wing was enough to tip it over if it got very close.",
"You seem to be very confused. The Allied bombing of German cities had a negative effect on the German ability to wage war, it was successful.\n\nThe German bombing of English cities on the other hand removed important German ressources from where they could have been used better, and thus it was a big failure which can only be explained in terms of the psychology inside the Nazi German leadership.",
"They were also using 1:1 photo paper with a \"resolution\" much much *much* higher, than even the best digital sensors. ",
"That's some pretty slick equipment for the day honestly. Looks like they were using pneumatics to control the flight surfaces. That in itself is impressive without PLC's and logic chips. ",
"> than even the best digital sensors\n\nWell, yeah. You have no idea what you talk about. You can still do the 1:1 foto paper thing today.\n\nhttp://www.pastimage.com/ww2-cameras/4555114877\n",
"Well fighting a war is anything but safe.",
"Well for you that sounds unreasonable but to a fighter pilot that's just another day.\n\n>sounds a lot safer.\n\nYou realize they are at war right. Victory over safety. \n\nWho Dares Wins...",
"True, but it is actually quite difficult to shoot a plane with guns. Not to mention the blast could kill you. Tipping the V1 is much more easy and has the same result",
"None of those are digital or modern? What are you talking about? ",
"If you could hear it, you were OK.",
"I'm sure shooting it down was eye-watering. Had to be close enough to hit it but, BOOM.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf3dHfucoQk\n",
"true, but you don't do stupid shit that has a high risk of getting you killed unless you have to. At least western countries haven't in a while. ",
"This are cams or cams like this that are most likely used to shot this image.",
"https://www.google.ca/search?q=doodlebug&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=SLaEWqumLoOasQWr0Ysg\n\n",
"Oh no im aware I was talking more about the motives behind it rather than the effect. Even his generals knew and advised him against it. But my point it wasn't done out oh some mustache twirling villainy but rather Hitlers personal ego and the need for him to have Britain adore him. ",
"Why would you use today's standard as a lens to review the past?\n\n> but you don't do stupid shit that has a high risk of getting you killed\n\nI take it you've never been in the Military. \n\nAlso its not like they are Kamikazing the V1 just disrupting wing air flow. \n\nLastly, its formation flying its not like they needed to develop some new skill to pull off what they are doing. Much easier than Dog-fighting a BF-109 that much I'm sure. ",
"ok?",
"> unless you have to\n\nI take it you've never worked on reading comprehension. ",
"Does that magically save your statement or address anything that I pointed out?\n\nYou ain't my peer and this ain't a class room, take that shit somewhere else.",
"Wow.\n\nNow take the best of them and compare it to a good upper consumer level digital camera from this days and see they are not \"much better\" liek stated above.",
"> You ain't my peer and this ain't a class room, take that shit somewhere else.\n\nWatch out everybody we've got an internet tough guy over here. r/iamverytough is a couple subs over bro.",
"Correcting chromatic aberration is an old technique. ",
"That's why we invented tanks? Like.... making it safer?",
"*like",
"> Much easier than Dog-fighting a BF-109 that much I'm sure.\n\nYes, much safer - *until* that shit explodes. That's why they tend to.. not explode that shit.",
"You can't win if all of your soldiers are dead...",
"Glad you could warn everyone, what would reddit be without your protection, brah",
"literally would take a second to see why tanks were invented. Making it safer wasn't really the concern, I think capable is the word you are looking for.",
"You are not right. You seem confident, so I know your instinct will be to stubbornly refuse that you might be wrong, but the best digital image sensor in the world can not surpass the resolution of film, at least not currently.\n\nThere are huge advantages to using digital, and it still looks great, which is why it is so popular today, but that doesn't mean that digital has surpassed film, because it hasn't yet.",
"Yeah, i knew you were small minded liek that.",
"Surely a propeller powered plane couldnt keep pace with a rocket 🤔",
"*I",
"When's the last time \"all\" the soldiers were killed before defeat and surrender occurred in modern warfare.\n\nCan you consider anything to be a victory if you have a 100% casualty rate? \n ",
"> Much easier than Dog-fighting a BF-109 that much I'm sure.\n\nWhat else are you sure about?",
"> false reports were fed back to Germany that the rockets were overshooting London, and they were subsequently short-fuelled.\n\nand the people of Kent were not pleased",
">> but you don't do stupid shit that has a high risk of getting you killed\n\n>I take it you've never been in the Military.\n\nI take it **you've** never been in the military. Doing stupid shit that gets you killed is rarely an effective use of military resources. ",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb#Interceptors\n\nMy grandad flew Mustangs for the last couple of years of the war and said that there was not much that you could not catch in a Mustang in a power dive. \nhttp://www.wwiiaircraftperformance.org/mustang/p-51d-na-46-130.html\n\nYou can see at sea level by pushing the engine beyond it's normal limit the Mustang would do 368mph and the V1 would cruise at 340mph. \n\nEven with the V1 being a jet it was very early technology and not very efficient. ",
"I would question the design of my fighter jets if flying inches from speeding rocket bombs is an easier maneuver than shooting them with my shooty plane. ",
"just don't tip it TOO hard. it might get aroused.",
"Cool info. Thanks for posting!",
"Well, after looking into it more, it turns out that I was incorrect. According to [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb) they did have a guidance system. Learn something new every day.",
"They had a little windmill that counted the distance and put it in to a nose dive when the counter hit 0. ",
"They only neede to travel a max of 100 miles really. London is t far from France. ",
"This will get buried but, if anyone is interested, here’s a map showing where some of the V1s landed \n\nhttp://www.kentishtowns.com/kentish_towns/in_the_past/doodle_bugs/v1.php",
"I so wished this was a GIF!",
"I think you mean the sound of the Sturzkampfbomber short Stuka.",
"Jets? That’s a spitfire. ",
"Jets, props, whatever! The operative words are “shooty” and “plane”",
"Being in the military is a high risk job, I don't see where I got that wrong.",
"And \"idiot\", apparently.",
"Do you seriously have doubt that a human being was more capable in a Spitfire/BF-109 than a V1?",
"This is also a fake picture.",
"Fake news is real",
"And you're straight talking out of your ass. War crimes like the bombing of Hamburg did little to aide in ending the war and we're never going to be successful in forcing Germany to capitulate. They we're terror attacks in response to terror attacks and represent a great low point in Western history.",
"It's a fake rendering of something that was really done.",
"If you wanna risk flying through 900lbs of shrapnel...",
"No kidding, it was unfortunately a matter of the greater good.",
"I'd like to see a citation for your second statement. My impression was that there were plenty of British and American firebombing campaigns in Germany and Japan that were designed to instill fear among the general populous.",
"I remember watching a documentary on the aerial campaigns of ww2 Britain, where at the end it mentioned that when the war was over, the RAF were not given the same commendations as the other military branches due to the relative ineffectiveness of their bombing raids in ending the war.",
"Over 9,000, that's quite a lot.",
"The V1 rocket, a German flying bomb used in the late years of the war. Over 9000 of these were flown into England",
"can't you kids at least play KSP to get the least concept of physics",
"It is, the first ones.\n\n",
"thats the V2. The V1 was a different beast",
"the british were massively competent at espionage during wwii. Staggeringly so. ",
"a10s just BBBBBBRRRRRRTTT no dog fighting",
"[Roland Beaumont](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Beamont), who was responsible for bringing the [Hawker Typhoon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawker_Typhoon) described why tipping the wing of the V1 was much safer than shooting it down:\n\n1. You had to get close to hit it\n\n2. When the V1 exploded, it was enough to cause serious damage to the aircraft, and Beaumont noted that when one (V1) blew up in front of his aircraft, that *\"The paint was burned off the aircraft and I had some skin burnt off my arms from the heat\"*\n\n3. Tipping the flying bomb, was easy enough, and with practise, it was actually much safer than shooting it.",
"We call them drones because of the noise these things made. You could hear them from 10 miles away.",
"so you didn't look at the photos...",
"so you didn't look at the photos... no digitial camera can achieve such a wide dynamic range, mainly because 100 years ago glass plate was much bigger than any digital sensor now",
"If you count digital composite images the story is different. There are images of over 360 giga pixels. These take a long time to shoot but you can certainly do smaller composite shots in a time frame comparable to the 400mp output of large format analogue systems.",
"Are you a toddler",
"https://us.leica-camera.com/Photography/Leica-M/LEICA-M-MONOCHROM\n\nYeah, and ofcourse. Its only the size of the sensor. Not the resolution. I dont even know...",
"You think not getting mawed down by machine gun fire is not an aspect of safety? ",
"The stupid shit part, the military is about putting everything on the line to accomplish the mission including your own life if it's called for.\n\nIt's not about doing stupid shit and dying. The entire military chain of command would greatly appreciate it if nobody got killed or injured, way easier on training, veterans and family support budget.",
"One advantage is that the Allies then sunk a ton of resources into stopping the V-1's, which took bombers away from other targets.",
"My Grandpa did this!",
"They weren’t invented back then.",
"So the guns on these planes were often fixed going straight with the plane IIRC. This means they would have to directly follow the bombs and they created a massive fireball. Not something you really want to fly through. ",
"Well, luckily we aren't talking about composite images.",
"Germany was defeated for two primary reasons:\n\n1. Inferiour ressources (Germany had less ressources from the start, and the bombing campaign did a lot of additional damage to German ressources and thats why it was successful)\n2. Inferiour leadership and planing. (the German leadership was driven by emotions, by ideas and such. The Allies on the other hand fought to win)",
"If the sound cuts out suddenly while it's loud, it's coming down and coming down close. My grandmother experienced this first hand with her sister and could still tell you about it as if it happened the day before 60 years later",
"Wow thanks for the stimulating conversation. I bet your a riot at parties."
] | 201 |
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Knocking a German flying bomb off course during WWII
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/r/pics/comments/7xhp9t/mc_eschers_first_attempt_at_smithing/
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[
"My brain hurts... How?",
"Fuck the what!?!?!",
"Another classic bit of anamorphic art. Le sigh. ",
"Uh....M.C. used an interesting welding mask.\n",
"It's pretty good for his first try.",
"Weld done",
"It's just the angle of the photo. The arm nearest you is perpendicular to the table and cut at an angle on its end to look like it joins the arm farthest from you. From any other angle it looks like a bent paperclip. Look at the shadow that arm is casting to see it.\n\nReally cool use of perspective to mess with your brain.",
"Thank you! Now I have to spend some time on r/gifrecipes to get rid of this brain cramp...",
"sweet welding mask too.",
"Can we get another angle?",
"Meh keep trying"
] | 11 |
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M.C. Escher's first attempt at smithing.
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/r/pics/comments/7xhtv2/cmon_whos_dancin_you_want_me_to_get_it_started/
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[
"Steve fuckin McQueen.",
"I'd like to see him fuck the queen. Was this earlier that same night. ",
"Right before he beats her like his wife."
] | 3 |
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C'mon, who's dancin'? You want me to get it started?
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/r/pics/comments/7xhumu/my_heartshaped_sweat_pattern/
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[
"Cool sweat stain. Next time you see that guy in the gym teach him how to do preacher curls properly. ",
"I’m too focused on the cutie to the left to notice your stain ",
"You go tell him ",
" No\nYou go tell him",
"I knew I should've cropped the image. Quite fond of his gloves tbh",
"I just did. I said he was doing a wonderful job. Keep up the good work ",
"I like a man who wears sexy gloves ",
" too intimidated by his gloves to correct his form",
"Haha. Gymtroll ",
"Haha. I can’t help myself but chuckle inside when I see the people with all the fancy gear and they have no idea what they are doing"
] | 10 |
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My heart-shaped sweat pattern
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/r/pics/comments/7xhxth/i_draw_something/
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[
"Drew",
"Thanks!\n(No way to edit this?) ",
"Hahahaha only kidding around"
] | 3 |
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I draw something.
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/r/pics/comments/7xi1u7/this_painting_was_posted_on_t_d_as_protrump_its/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"The general consensus has been amongst most people that Obama's portrate looks like crap. \n\nSo it kind of negates your premise ",
"Not calling you stupid. Just pointing out that calling something beautiful and art doesn't make it so in the eyes of the general public. \n\n\nWhich is why most modern art is crap. Just because it's called art doesn't mean people will accept it as such"
] | 3 |
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This painting was posted on T_D as Pro-Trump. It's ironic because it's a painting of Trump destroying art, life and beauty.
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/r/pics/comments/7xi2ue/you_know_its_cold_when/
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[
"That’s one epic image!",
"That’s a cool picture. ",
"new wallpaper for my phone.",
"Water freezes?",
"The icicles on the top form some kinda buildings(on the boardwalk)\nAin’t that cool?",
"Thought it was a sim at first",
"A stim is what I thought!\nIce",
"It looks lile the entire dock is preparing for take off",
"Nah, it just gets really, really cold and turns into a solid.",
"I just don't trust OP. The account went to sleep on October 20, 2015, woke up today and has two activities.\n\nThis submission [is certainly not original](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10080231) (though the title may be).\n\nIts [other submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xdr9x/this_is_actually_a_cake/) also [is not original](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tk85l/incredible_dragon_cake/).\n\n\n__________\n\nI also don't trust JonahShrub1 who made [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xi2ue/you_know_its_cold_when/du8f6vv/) in this thread.\n\nThat account was born on April 10, 2017 and also woke up two hours ago.\n\nIts comment in this thread is a copy/paste of /u/itsyourboy's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/1k4g7o/frozen_pier/cbl9yrm/).\n\nIts [comment before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7xi1ra/v_a_l_e_n_t_i_n_e_b_o_y_e/du8egal/) is a copy/paste of [this Imgur comment](https://imgur.com/gallery/nNLkL/comment/1264493673).\n\nIts [comment after this submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7xi8lj/the_legendary_mongolian_ibex/du8fo8z/) before that is a copy/paset of /u/_Buff_Drinklots_'s comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3r7moo/mongolian_ibex/cwllk9y/).\n\nIts [first-person comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7xi6fa/when_mankind_unites_great_things_can_be_achieved/du8g5j0/) after that is a copy/paste of [this Imgur comment](https://imgur.com/gallery/aREN9GV/comment/1043851785).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.\n",
"Neat! Good bot."
] | 13 |
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You know it's cold when...
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/r/pics/comments/7xi6tv/big_eyes_owl_at_fan_fair_imma_big_fan_i_support/
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[
"Yes... big eyes... on that owl... thats what I'm looking at.",
"Jeah, really big owl, all two of them. ",
"Something something hooters.",
"R.I.P. lower back.",
"Huge tracts of land.",
"That owl wishes he didn't have a hard beak so he could be a motorboatin' son of a bitch.",
"This is the one repost I don't mind seeing...no matter how many times it pops up.\n\n/r/theratio **NSFW**",
"What owl",
"my thought exactly",
"That lady has nice Hogans.\n\n*well, she does.",
"Yeah.... Owl. I like it.",
"Nice Hooter(s)",
"What's interesting is that on November 27, 2017 Imgur user tolewins posted [this much more complete album](https://imgur.com/gallery/C7mBf) including OP's picture. There he states:\n\n> Yesterday, my wife walks into the room and says, \"Have you ever heard of Imgur?\" I said that I had and asked why she was asking. She said that a friend of hers had just texted her to tell her that her picture was on the site under the caption \"Hooters.\" We check the site and sure enough, there's her picture holding an owl at the St. Louis Wizard World that we went to last year. The thing is, neither of us have any idea who the jdazzle92 who posted it is. The picture is straight off of my wife's facebook, so evidently one of her facebook friends, but no clue which one. Luckily, she thought it was funny and got a good laugh out of several of the comments, but still... it was a little creepy.\n\n> Anyway, let's put a little context to that posting with this wife-approved follow-up.\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Hooters](http://www.reddit.com/r/2busty2hide/comments/7gck65/hooters/) ^**B** | 622 | 2^mos | 2busty2hide | 27\n[Superb Owl.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7fv1o5/superb_owl/) ^**B** | 90 | 2^mos | pics | 56\n[Stable girl](http://www.reddit.com/r/sweatermeat/comments/7fjrsb/stable_girl/) ^**B** | 485 | 2^mos | sweatermeat | 8\n",
"she looks like a potential crazy ex GF",
"I've been staring at this pic for like an hour and still haven't spotted an owl. \n ",
"REPOST",
"I just love her huge tits",
"Good bot",
"I too owl support fairs also....",
"thicc",
"way too low. this should have been the top comment.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8OL0e_GLs",
"Took me like 5 minutes and 6 tissues to find the bird.",
"Is it wrong for me to point out and complement this womans enormous chesticles?",
"Those are some huge eyes",
"There's an owl?",
"I bet a nickel they have that big blue vein on the top... Oh yeahh",
"Where is the owl ? I can’t see an owl",
"Woah, I was sure for a moment that was [Doctor Who's Daughter](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/98/ee/0798ee1d0e22af6a2a9fe04c71c07cda.jpg)",
"Gota be honest didn't see the owl the first time looking at the picture. Just assumed she was holding a snake or something.",
"nice hooters.... and nice bird as well",
"That bird has a majestic breast ",
"You crying and bitching about reposting will never, ever stop or reduce reposting at all whatsoever, \nand yet you still do it.",
"eat shit",
"Nice hooter you got there ",
"https://youtu.be/Kk8OL0e_GLs",
"Pretty sure that's jenna",
"i don’t see any owl... all i see is green sweater meat"
] | 38 |
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Big Eyes Owl at fan fair. Imma big fan. I support this fair.
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/r/pics/comments/7xi6wp/i_couldnt_find_just_the_right_card_to_express_my/
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[
"That's just wrong",
"Is it? I thought it was fart-felt.",
"My 65 year old father would also love this ",
"Just no.",
"That's very fart-felt, I'm sure hell laugh his ass off. Good dad.",
"My name is Cameron"
] | 6 |
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I couldn't find just the right card to express my love for my six year old son, so I made one.
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/r/pics/comments/7xi8cz/the_millennium_falcon_then_and_now/
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[
"I'm out of the loop. What's the source on the top image?",
"Somebody tell me that's not woody Harlson in the back...",
"Shot from \"Solo: A Star Wars Story\" coming out soon, memorial day I believe.\n\nEdit: May 25th 2018",
"That's Woody alright.",
"Huh.\n\nWell, I liked Rogue One at least. I'll give it a chance."
] | 5 |
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The Millennium Falcon: Then and Now
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