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Everyone throws this term around like it's common knowledge THE FUCK IS IT
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3,101
http://i.imgur.com/mWlMLaD.gifv
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3,102
And the crushed recipe please?\nEdit: thank you for the gold, whoever you are :)
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3,103
If it doesn't mean 'not safe for lunch' this is going to be really awkward. \n\nEDIT: [*sigh*](http://i.imgur.com/Hygi8DS.jpg) \nEDIT: [*sigh^2*](http://i.imgur.com/2JQIZvC.jpg) \nEDIT: [*sigh^3*](http://i.imgur.com/NI1vKhx.jpg)
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3,104
The challenge is to do it with someone you haven't done it with yet.
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3,105
Let's face it. You'd promote this guy to lead, have him hire consultants/new emps and train them his ways. After that project is successful you'd lay off your original data entry team and rewrite your training material to reflect the automation techniques.
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3,106
his shoes are still on, story checks out
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3,107
**NNNNEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!**
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3,108
A penny, and a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly 29 cents
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3,109
Or god damn Autozone.\n\n*Get in the zone* (machine noises) *Autozone*
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3,110
Wait, does the second guy kill himself *because* the first one went to Mars?
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3,111
Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks!
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2 - I'd dump a woman who tried to pull that crap on me. If I was acting shady, fine. But in this case, it's not sweet. It's distrustful.
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3,113
My condolences on the 76ers game.
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3,114
You gave up Katy Perry for friendship? It's like I don't even know my own gender anymore.
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3,115
damn computer scientists
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3,116
Glove in german is literally "hand shoe"\n\nEdit: 50 replies telling me things I already know or just repeating what I said.
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3,117
I didn't realize that was your username and I just thought you guys had a really weird way to say "party time" for 3 year olds.
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3,118
Joke's on him - she's now the world's best Minesweeper player.
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3,119
If you tell us what you want to do, we can spread around the internet until it *is* a myth, and then submit it to you guys. Game the system!
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3,120
> Jeremy Clarkson being run over by a ~~Prius~~ bicycle
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3,121
On mobile - it shows up as 1043. It's actually 10 raised to the 43rd. \n\n:) just to clear up any confusion.
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3,122
Do you know why all Jewish men have to be circumcised?\n\nBecause Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off...
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3,123
I'm not racist. I just work in the restaurant industry.
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3,124
Saudi women don't shave.
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3,125
"We regret being caught."
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3,126
Dubai is a city created by a six year old with an unlimited budget.\n\n"I want a ski hill!"\n\nBut Timmy, we're in the desert.\n\n"Then put it in the mall!"
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3,127
> Drank too much beer afterwards and didn't win the comp\n\nWhat a fitting ending
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3,128
it only looks perfect on TV!
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3,129
I hate this guy but I love that he exists
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3,130
Jesus, I thought you meant she was dead!
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3,131
Goddamn shit got dark. What did you say?
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3,132
That's a great point, except I(and the director) used the term "historical fantasy". They weren't "super interested" in realism, just like Star Wars wasn't. They(for the first three movies anyway) went to locations and used little touches of realism to add to the "feel" of the movie. \n\nAlso the undead pirates weren't the ones who could summon the Kraken. That was Davy Jones in the second movie.
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3,133
At first, I was thinking we would just scale up Falcon Heavy, but it looks like it probably makes more sense just to have a single monster boost stage.
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3,134
A boner in the hand is better than a boner in a bush wait
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3,135
Also I don't think he knows what a barometer is. Because the term is moral compass. A barometer measures atmospheric pressure.
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3,136
Fitness in general, really. Running, pushups, pullups, dips, all free. Cardio doesn't cost a dime.
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3,137
I see these types of videos all the time. You wouldn't think so, but there are hundreds of videos of guys jerking off with their friends online on popular sites.\n\nSorry about it, next time be more careful! People like you get trapped in omegle/chatroulette every day.
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3,138
"Dammit Artgum, I'm an astrophysicist, not an ornithologist."
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3,139
He found a million dollars in cash on the floor and retired
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3,140
You always dribble before you shoot. Just like basketball.
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3,141
Aaannd that's why you shouldn't learn how to have sex from watching porno.
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3,142
I'm surprised how many people seem to have enjoyed these movies without realizing this.. I mean, that's the shtick.
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3,143
I remember reading about a redditor who was singing his bank pin to himself while walking to the ATM.
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3,144
It's also fucking delicious.
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3,145
It works though. I've never gilded my own comment or post because I'm broke. But if I see a comment with gold (unless it's a wall of words, in which case, fuck that shit) I will read it. Every single time.
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3,146
I'm sorry but this is so goddam hilarious. OP has tiny niche problem, knowledgable guy comes in and illuminates all of us. Everyone's in awe of his expertise. Then, the next post, this guy recommends OP gets arm-less Morpheus glasses. Reddit: "knowledge without style"
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3,147
He's definitely got a Dennis Reynolds vibe about him.
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3,148
I kidnap her and bury her with a backhoe.
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3,149
fertilized eggs over his hammy
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3,150
They asked me to do the voice. I was going to do it but it was a scheduling thing. I'm a big Seth MacFarlane fan! I can't wait for the new cosmos he is doing with Neil De Grasse Tyson.
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3,151
I usually just jizz on my chest and then leave it there\n\nEdit: This is my highest voted comment ever. Great.
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3,152
Compliment that man more! He's working hard and could use some encouragement from his main lady!
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3,153
Yeah but they didn't wipe Vader's memory. \nThe way I originally justified this was: maybe Vader didn't *invent* C3P0's design, but rather built a protocol droid just like every other protocol droid. Kinda like assembling a kit. So Vader recognized C3P0 as a protocol droid, but not HIS protocol droid.\n\nThen I figured out that it's much better to just pretend Episode 1 doesn't exist, since there is no other reference to C3P0's origins in any of the 5 remaining films. LOOPHOLE CLOSED
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3,154
1. Take pill.\n\n2. Die.\n\n3. Come back to life without any consequence.\n\n4. Be immortal because you already died and you can't die more than once. Convice people that you're the second coming of Christ.\n\n5. ?????\n\n6. Prophet.
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3,155
Get sued by the people who make The Purge
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3,156
Scientists say the first person to live to 150 is alive right now. I believe I am that person.
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3,157
He installed it and rang.
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3,158
I can't stop writing 1683 on my checks. Where has the time gone?
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3,159
Yeah that's what makes it even better.
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3,160
My only regret is that i have....boneitis.
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3,161
In the top 3 issues we need to tackle for the long term as a people. \n\n1. Global Warming.\n2. Antibiotic Resistance. \n3. Cyber hacking on military - eg- drones being hacked, etc.
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3,162
Okay...people keep asking me for the cover files so here they are:\n\nhttp://imgur.com/a/n07S8\n\n
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3,163
Grossest Bane cosplay ever.
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3,164
Oh god, I can feel time.
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3,165
I actually measured this with my phone! Almost exactly 6 hours on average.
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3,166
What a coincidence! I identify myself as a pandasexual napkin.
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3,167
Your principal was involved in breaking her legs?
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3,168
I like the concept, but really, the optics of a member of the Catholic clergy with a little boy sidekick just aren't good.
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3,169
$10 to not be killed, a bargain
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3,170
It wanted to tell you a lot of secrets?
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3,171
Yo bro, i'll punch that person man
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3,172
I love you so much more now that I know this.
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3,173
The console war is now between the Nintendo U, Nintendo 4, and Nintendo One. No more PC because everyone knows computer games are the root of all viruses.
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3,174
This reminds me of my blind uncle - I had to be about 10 or so and was walking him to the bathroom, and as we arrived I asked "Want me to turn the light on?" (not thinking/being a kid)\n\nHis response: "Why? You wanna watch?" Classic\n\n Man, I miss my uncle.
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3,175
I was Marine artillery and I know we killed people, many people. I feel pretty tore up about these things from time to time. Just doing a job my ass. I've seen the feeds from us dropping HIMARS rounds on buildings...we fucked shit up. Dont know where I was going with this. Real killers dont brag, we mourn.
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3,176
Except for the part that just happened.\n\nEdit: please stop explaining the cliché.
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3,177
How many people have you asked out?
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3,178
/r/theydidthemath \n\nEdit: Haha, I get it, "Monster Math." Now shut up.
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3,179
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for that dog, it's going to eat as quickly as it can before the people unfreeze.
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3,180
Can confirm. I'm high right now and I think this is some profound shit, man!
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3,181
The bad one I'll try in a few minutes, I'm just waiting for your mother to come over.\n\nI'm sorry I'm not funny.
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3,182
Well, you should die\n\n
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3,183
I can't, DARE taught me that I'll get AIDS or something.
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3,184
Please tell me you made that up. You can lie if you need to.
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3,185
That would make it less effort for him to win, just harder to claim the prize.
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3,186
Lawyer here. Would be curious to see a citation to a successful judgment for someone getting sick out of eating trash from a defendant's dumpster. \n
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3,187
He should totally run for office.
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3,188
mostly the second reason for me, i love my family but oh my gosh i cannot live there (21 yo)
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3,189
> 10/10 would do again. Love that woman\n\nFucking sweetest thing I've read tonight. I want this kind of love. You rock. \n\n\n\n
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3,190
The IOC are just as corrupt as FIFA - they don't give a fuck, sadly. They will never do this.
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3,191
Mootenant Dan you've got legs\n\nEdit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!
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3,192
Hi I'm Joe Biden. It's sweet bro [Proof**(;**](http://i.imgur.com/CLzycrV.png)
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3,193
There was a story about a guy carrying a cow to the field and back every day. The cow grew, the kid grew, and I can't remember the rest of the story.
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3,194
Not hard at all. I was raised on professionalism. The people I admire the most in the business were the people who's opinions I did not know. Who had the ability to deliver material in an unbiased manner. I always left my ego at the door. My number one motto is and still is "I never learned anything when I was talking."
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3,195
My parents. Married 60 years. Rational. Curious. Considerate. Sensible. Moral.
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3,196
Sure, but this only works if you're female. The rest of us can't get in there either.
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3,197
Silent but deadly: ISIS strikes again.
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3,198
The wise man was an attorney, and explained that this provision was easily invalidated. The two sons eagerly raced home to claim their rightful shares of the estate.
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3,199
An anonymous call to the nearest office of [your state environmental agency](http://www.epa.gov/epahome/state.htm) will take care of that shit.
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