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Well the guy hated paper money. so putting him on the 20 dollar bill is a big "fuck you" to him
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4,701
That was Old Gregg checking to see what you were doin in his waters.
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4,702
Niko, my cousin! You want to go drinking then throw up all over a GameStop?
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4,703
Who's your god now reddit?\n\nIt's weird but I always feel satisfied when I don't like someone and then hear a story about how they are jerks
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4,704
The scientist in me would think how many millions of spores I'm inhaling all the time I'm in the shower.
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4,705
N'kisi seems to come up with some amazing stuff. He did not know the past tense of "to fly" but came up with "flyed" -- sure, asking what one's color is is indeed remarkable; a parrot knowing the difference between "now" and "the past" is almost incredible to me.\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%27kisi
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4,706
Mozilla Firefox.... Fire Fox...
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4,707
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if he's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not." POOF! The horse disappears.\n\nThis is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.\n\nBut to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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4,708
I'm 5'0". And here's the kicker: I'm a dude.
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4,709
$4 and teeny tiny peice of your soul. \n\nEdit: Gold?! Kind stranger, your soul must be the size of a million and one trips to Walmart!
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4,710
They stole it back? Nice.
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4,711
I love them all & if I had a favorite I wouldn't tell you. I love working on them & working with the people who make them. And I wouldn't wanna offend anybody by placing one over the other. I am such a wonderful person, the world should learn something from my example.
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4,712
http://imgur.com/C4XdG\n\nwarning: graphic content from this post onwards.
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4,713
I mean, technically the purpose of an interview is to figure out whether the company and the potential employee are a good fit.\n\nThe guy clearly had a specific requirement in mind for the office atmosphere. He was up-front about it and saved everyone the trouble of trying to figure it out. Win-win, really.
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4,714
"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is 'suicide by concealed carry citizen'"
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4,715
No. We don't do the same kinds of things. Unless he starts killing and stuffing homeless people I'll probably never run into him. I would totally kiss him right on the lips, though. Totally.
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4,716
waaah, waitasec. Did I just get a reply from Serj, himself? \n\nFuck, looking at his previous posts, I can only assume.
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4,717
That's how I react to rejection, too.
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4,718
Australian immigrant here, used "Pacific Islander" all the time.
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4,719
Cold. Closely followed by, you guessed it, warm.
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4,720
Old age...\n\n####old aged shotgun shells.
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4,721
*i* don't think you understand how irrational that sounds.
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4,722
true, don't want no baby cucumbers running around here
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4,723
Lagavulin\nThe Balvenie
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4,724
Oh get a girl? just get a girl?! why don't I just strap on my girl helmet and squeeze down into a girl cannon AND FIRE OFF INTO GIRL LAND WHERE GIRLS GROW ON GIRLIES.
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4,725
the facebook thing is actually the creepiest part of this story
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4,726
I was wrong. It's a puppy for sure.
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4,727
And thus, M Night Shyamalan was born.
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4,728
> "sneak it into the bag"\n\n\nMa'am, I can't steal this for you.
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4,729
You know, sometimes I wonder
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4,730
"Only the Avacar, master of all four honda elements could stop them..."
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4,731
Seriously, I walked to school alone starting at 3rd grade. Also, the state seems to think that you should go from needing some holding your hand every second of your life, to being ready to be dumped somewhere in foreign land with a gun in your hand in one day...
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4,732
Here's his picture: http://i.imgur.com/k6SkkmM.jpg\n\nUntil Valhalla brother.
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4,733
To be fair, that's not cheating.
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4,734
What would anyone do with a laptop at a coffee shop? It's such a douche question. Homework, work, photo editing. Why it bothers people I use my laptop at a Starbucks is beyond me. \n\nEdit: Jesus, it's ridiculous how offended some of you are getting because I use my Macbook at a Starbucks.
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4,735
I bet he just shook it off, Michael J. Fox is pretty cool.
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4,736
"hey mum, look, i found 'Debbie' gettin railed while i was jackin it"
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4,737
It is a very good thing you informed him you were Gandalf, and not just "a wizard"...\n\nEDIT: after posting this, I had to call my black best friend and tell him my idea for my Halloween costume. Bwa ha ha ha!
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4,738
Or rather, no one should have to register for a draft.
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4,739
I think your kids are broken.
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4,740
Which dad isn't hung, Dad's Dicks are HUGE
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4,741
HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH\n\nEdit: Wow guys my first comment to reach 1,000 upvotes thanks all.
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4,742
Twin scholarships make sense, though. Imagine financially planning on having one kid, then surprise! you got 100% more than you expected.
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4,743
Only one so far, but maybe that's something I should check out more! By the way, i've had three cats and three dogs. I love animals.
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4,744
NOPE! Chuck Testa. \n\nEdit: I just want to thank whomever popped my gold cherry. I'm a little sore but otherwise it was great! *(you might want to get yourself checked out, just FYI)*
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4,745
Like the NFL wouldn't immediately start knee-capping people who didn't comply with their desires.
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4,746
Hm yes, I know some of those words.
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4,747
I imagine Rod and Todd Flanders
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4,748
> that was fucking great\n\nFTFY
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4,749
The internet is one hell of a mask in this respect.
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4,750
Not to mention being celebrated by the entire tech community as a legend in his own time. While Jobs has been revealed as a tremendous cunt.
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4,751
"I am America" - Tommy Wiseau
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4,752
Not gonna find snake girls anywhere else.
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4,753
Not the way he does it.
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4,754
"Quench the thirst you thieving gobshite"
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4,755
I became a teacher, didn't pan out as I thought it would, and now I work as a financial business analyst, determining what my company can provide to our clients to maximize profit.
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4,756
Most stuff people write in a journal is just rubbish that they are feeling at that time. Maybe you did something to piss him off that day and he was over it the very next. I'm sure it did hurt to read that but try not to hold onto it. Everyone has those days where EVERYONE is a disappointment to them. I'm sure there were days that he was a disappointment to you as well but you got over it and let it go. Probably the same for him.
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4,757
Why are you blaming me? I didn't do it!
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4,758
Ehh it's all water under the fridge\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold
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4,759
This really put my life in perspective.
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4,760
Well, if there were two hopes left, we would just wait until there was one left.
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4,761
My father was in the jewelry business for years doing accounting crap, mostly, and would snag me sapphires and gold necklaces at cost for my girlfriends at the time. It was insane how cheap they were. The first "chocolate diamond" advert he saw, he want fucking ballistic and threw stuff. Literally started yelling at the TV. \n\n"Chocolate diamonds" are literally industrial grade rocks.
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4,762
The Captain Morgan wipe?
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4,763
Fellatio "BJ" Cockswallow
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4,764
I'm here from /r/all and wtf is this.
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4,765
Yes. Yes I am. \n\nI am the 20 year old version of you.
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4,766
Someone forgot to turn off disasters, I see.
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4,767
Seriously do not set up this exhibition... that is the gayest thing I have ever heard. Will not work.
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4,768
Or because we're having trouble falling asleep.
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4,769
Can...can we use our pitchforks? They've don't have to just be for negative things...\n\n^^^I ^^^love ^^^my ^^^pitchfork
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4,770
Wow clearly I needed this free therapy.
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4,771
I called my family to tell them I was discharged from the hospital.
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4,772
I loved it, but dude, run sideways if shit is falling longways....
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4,773
Nah sloths are all stoners. If they could talk it would only be about how they are hanging upside down, and they'd all be like 'woooaahhh dude' then they fall off.
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4,774
at the bottom of this link \nhttp://grossmanburnfoundation.org/success-stories/zubaida-hasan-a-miracle-story/ (which describes the situation of the burn victim, zubaida) it says: if you want to help zubaida and her family with medical/educational expenses, donate here... apparently her family is extremely poor. just wanted to make sure that the place to *****donate***** got some attention:\n\nhttps://grossmanburnfoundation.org/donations/
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4,775
Gotta ask, did you buy your tires from them?
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4,776
Poor dude looks like he hasn't had a nap in years
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4,777
Seriously though, washing silicon dildos in the dishwasher is the best way to sterilize them. They can stand the heat very well.\n\nNot that I would know first-hand, it's not like I have a dishwasher.
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4,778
I like to imagine they both kissed the picture before leaving the office
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4,779
>more time\n\nWhat a cruel joke
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4,780
nope nope nooooooooooooooooope
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4,781
Just thought of my son dying. Got sad. Made him french toast.
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4,782
Regarding gay marriage, twelve years ago or so, I supported civil unions and then it became apparent to me that wasn't enough because it's about more than equality, it has to do with dignity and integrity of all human beings and their pursuit of happiness.
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4,783
Yea, I started to feel like I was paying rent twice. Once to Wizards and once to the person that let me live in a house with heat and stuff... I think the second one was cheaper.\n\nThese days I play with the same really old decks I've played for ages with friends who don't care and I play online with the freebie apps or the steam game (nearly free on sale).
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4,784
He's playing baseball!
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4,785
> "You will have a two."\n\nThis is someone who understands what she's doing.
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4,786
What, you don't feel comfortable in a town where every single window has bars on it?
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4,787
You're wasting my precious bandwidth.
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4,788
"Identity theft is a serious issue Jim"
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4,789
That's why you have to watch him. He'd try to get out of your line of sight, next thing you know, *you're* chasing *him*. Swing by the seasonal section? Grab a Halloween mask! Snag a machete when he goes through the camping section! Electronics? Put on some freaky music. Now he's **running**. They open the doors after 24 hrs, you're standing there covered in blood, you toss them the fucker's head and say, "Where's my million dollars?"
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4,790
"Thank you for your service" is more about making themselves feel good. Trust me, for a good portion of veterans, that statement is uncomfortable. As if they know what they're talking about.\n\nObligatory: Thank you for your service...fuck! I mean gold! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?!
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4,791
This is so fucked up yet hilarious at the same time
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4,792
Well then, I read that as "eat-out my boyfriend"
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4,793
And "The 13 Colonies" being renamed "The United States of America".
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4,794
They don't understand because round these parts we cheer for WINNERS!\n\nFUCK YEA 'MUURIKA!
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4,795
He was such a poop and his wife was so dignified, wouldn't even defend herself and when she was dying, she gave some love letters he'd once written her to the British Museum so people would now he'd once loved her.
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4,796
That depends on what kind of 6 figures we're talking. Ferraris are fucking expensive.
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4,797
Commie liberal orders cheddar cheese. Why not American cheese? Does he feed macaroni and Muslim cheese to his children? Breaking story at 9.
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4,798
That's some next level shit.
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4,799
Holy shit, you're like drunk batman.
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