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He's an entertainer. He's not shooting a commercial for P90X, cut the guy some slack.
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5,301
In our defense, we eat lots of things live.\n\n
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5,302
Until it passes unfortunately.
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5,303
ME TOO I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 50 minutes\n\n\nAlso what the fuck is that shiny gold thing on my post?\n\nJesus fuck these upvotes are ridiculous
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5,304
Please don't say she actually utters these words...\n"Be back in a few minutes honey, going for some princess time"\n*Shudders*
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5,305
The fact that you call it "a slice of your sausage pizza" makes me reasonably certain that this is not a risk.
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5,306
I just had a car full of teens on whip-its crash through my brick wall... Cheers!
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5,307
Yeah "friend" was probably not the right word. I knew her from our social circle. Didn't really socialize with her much after that.
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5,308
Stronger water cannons.
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5,309
Cause I'm all about that cake, 'bout that cake, no treadmill...
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5,310
>I don't have kids and I am not married.\n\nI discovered your secret.
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5,311
It seems like I can't avoid this questions. I horse sized duck. mainly because the duck would lose stability and fall over due to being so big and I would see that as my opportunity to get on it's back and ride it. Not every day you get to ride a horse sized duck....
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5,312
You shut your whore mouth. Indiana Solo is going to live forever. I can't handle any other reality.
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5,313
I was confused as I thought "hololen" was a new way of expressing laughter on the internet. Sometimes I am fucking retarded.\n\n\nEDIT: I got gold for my retarded brain. Thanks!\n\n\nEDIT 2: Holy crap I woke up to my first ever double gold penetration. Thanks stranger! And for anyone who still has no clue what hololens is supposed to mean, here is the answer: http://www.microsoft.com/microsoft-hololens/en-us
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5,314
It is VERY delicious.
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5,315
the creepy amplifies exponentially in that last sentence.
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5,316
Modern country is more like pop music than actual country. I'd say a good chunk can be summed into 5 categories:\nheartbreak, beer, trucks, Jesus or christianity and conservatism.
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5,317
Or maybe Undercover Dictator.
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5,318
No, it's the child *of* a KKK member.
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5,319
Yeah, don't think he did that shit intentionally just to diss you.
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5,320
I imagine everybody who has had sex with her is a fan.
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5,321
Someone once told John Wick this. It didn't turn out well for him...
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5,322
Those two had to be working together...
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5,323
I was actually thinking Soda would be nice
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5,324
Ah yes. The lobster stuffed with tacos.
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5,325
I'm waiting for a really elaborate tree fitty
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5,326
Goodness! I didn't expect such a huge response to this! You think I should tag this with a spoiler 'We're still alive!' or let the reader take the emotional roller coaster :P
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5,327
"Alright let me guage the room..."
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5,328
You should've made a move to see if she was made of honor.
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5,329
*Twig snaps, head shoots up*\n\nShit, what the fuck was that?
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5,330
Sounds like you should have went around it instead. ^^i'll ^^show ^^myself ^^^out\n\n\nUnEdit:
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5,331
One time I ordered a pizza from Papa John's and this college kid arrives with it and we do our transaction, then he says "uh could I borrow your phone I locked my keys in the car" so I let him use my cell to call his workplace. I invited him in because it was like 30 degrees outside and he didn't have a coat on, so we did tequila shots together until one of his coworkers arrived to pick him up.
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http://imgur.com/bKoWy
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5,333
And thats when steve decided to hate flash
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iAMA - I'm Avenging My Allah\n
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5,335
HOLY SHIT THAT'S ALMOST THREE TIMES
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5,336
Because people never lie on the Internet.
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###**Things his mom said to you last night:**\n\n____\n\n\nWho are you? I'm calling 9-1-1.\n\nWhy are you naked? Is that an acorn on your pelvis?\n\nWhat does "m'lady" mean? Stop touching my cat.\n\nWhat... what are you doing? Did you just break your arms on purpose? Are you an idiot?\n\nOh my god you're wearing socks with sandals? I'm calling 9-1-1.\n\nStop it. Stop touching my cat with your feet.
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5,338
Your loss hun. *speed walks into the sunset*
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5,339
Aw, I support him 100% perfect. He is very cool guy. But at this time, we have agreement, I cannot talk about it. He is very dedicate actor. We have a lot in common James Dean for example. Next question!
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5,340
Alright, let's get you home grandpa.
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5,341
As someone who studied advanced macroeconomics in college, I can say that lower oil prices are one of the best things that can possibly happen to an economy that consumes a lot of oil.
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I've heard it's really easy to beat the system.\n\nGo house to house asking homeowners to sign a form that will allow you to vote for them by proxy at the next homeowners meeting. The majority of people will be as fed up with it as you and will allow it.\n\nThen at the meeting bring up and push through whatever you want before ending with the rule that no decision can be made at the HoA without a 70% quorum being present. That never happens, essentially shutting down the HoA.
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5,343
Your sister is more than awesome, that is godlike.
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We had a Jacuzzi as well. I, being a naive, inexperienced individual, brought bubble bath and dumped a good handful in...with some extra for good measure. After turning on the jets and slowly watching the bubbles engulf us, i looked at the bottle and saw the "do not use in jetted tubs" warning. We spent the next half hour carrying armfulls of bubbles to the shower so that we could use the tub again. It was definitely one of our favorite honeymoon memories.
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5,345
7 year old me would've killed for your job.\n\n36 year old me isn't entirely unjealous either.
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5,346
yeah, its not often they get away from their parents for a night out.
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5,347
You'd better fuckin deliver OP\n\nEdit: OP fuckin delivered
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5,348
You'd better deliver fucking, OP\n
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5,349
Maybe he was drunk when he said that.
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5,350
The mammal that smokes more weed.
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5,351
Well you were a retarded little fucker weren't you?
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5,352
He's also not allowed around Jr. High schools.
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5,353
At least it would be an interesting first date. You get to meet all her friends, afterwards you get to go to her place where you get free room and board for at least 5-15 years.
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5,354
Imma steal this rule.
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5,355
Oh yea? Well my dad told me it was ridiculous I was required to have a ruler in school and that he measured lengths by comparing against relative arc lengths of stars.
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5,356
http://imgur.com/IZney
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5,357
I can verify this; I can see OP quite clearly.
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5,358
Im still going to nominate you for King of Mars
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5,359
Curvy: A-OK\n\nMorbidly obese: Not OK\n\nSociety, there's a difference
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5,360
I imagine he'd regret making them a lot less if he still held a stake in the company.
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5,361
Here. We. Go.\n\n(For at least 3 years, according to the [draft AUMF](http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/docs/aumf_02112015.pdf). Specifically, Section 3). \n\nEverybody should read this. It's only 3 pages.
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5,362
Or any rounds bigger than a pellet gun. Seriously, it's just sheet metal. That shit isn't armor.
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5,363
Or he could buy $400 for 400$
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5,364
I think you got her age wrong, Sarah Jessica Parker is actually 49.
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5,365
5 Guys PR rep here. I'll see what I can do.\n\n\nFor what it's worth, I'm not a five guys rep.
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5,366
Certain guys used to dress like that and have hair like that pre-1950s. They were certainly ahead of their time.
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5,367
Fuckin' right little squid, take 'em down with you.
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5,368
You think you can just come to the internet and tell lies?
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5,369
"Hey snuffle! I got a boner, can you help me get rid of it?"\n\n"Are you sure?"\n\n"Yeah, the boner wont go away until I'll have sex!"\n\n"Okay!"\n
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5,370
What the fuck? How do you live like that? It seems like the population is held in constant fear and exploited like a workhorse.\n\nConstant fear of losing your job, constant fear of going bankrupt if you get sick and need medical care, constant fear from wars and terrorists. \nI don't mean to bash the usa but i don't understand why the us population is accepting this.
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5,371
http://imgur.com/hnHQ0
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5,372
I don't remember, my dad gave it to me. I can tell you there was only one computer hooked up directly, I lived by myself and I was wide awake at 2am because I love the night, hated mornings. I was naive about computers, but knew enough to cause problems.\n\nIf it wasn't you, it was someone with whom I had the EXACT conversation, at 2 am almost a decade ago. I never told a soul. And I facepalmed myself continually the next few weeks every time I thought about it...
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5,373
> I had a guy running a porn server\n\n> I still have a copy of of the HDD with all the porn.\n\nYou were the guy, right? It's okay, we all run a porn server in our company's network.
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5,374
Well look who knows all about disco balls. Where did they teach you all this, DISCO SCHOOL?!
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5,375
"Hey Steve my mom passed away and I won't be able to make it in this week." \n\n*throws car keys at him*\n\n"Now you will be here this week."
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5,376
It's okay, my karma can take it.
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5,377
As someone who aids in making MRI coils, you bastards are the reason we pit shock indicators on our outgoing products now. Broken indicators mean compensation, These things aren't cheap either.\n\nEdit: Actually getting compensation depends on paperwork, insurance and a lot of patience. Thanks for the Upvotes guys!
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5,378
http://imgur.com/IIAeN
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5,379
It was my Junior year high school picture which did not actually make it into the year book. My high school principle made me do retakes because she thought I looked retarded in the picture. She also thought I did it on purpose. I was 17 years old.
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5,380
The disgusting healthcare system of America goes *both* ways, suckers!\n\n***USA! USA! USA!***
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5,381
They're called phoneless cameras.
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5,382
I would've said "To periodically reduce the length of grass on my property."
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5,383
That sure is a weird lookin snake.
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5,384
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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5,385
I wish my dog was still alive.
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5,386
you know what sucks? Girls often equate flaccid penis size to erect size.
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5,387
That's how an Australian woman refuses you anal sex
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5,388
disneyland has gay days?
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5,389
Ditto. Only it's only been a year and half since I've gotten it. Really, how often is anyone in my family going to see my upper thigh?
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5,390
something about two guys owning 1 fork, I find this premise hilarious\n\nedit: yes yes, i agree that 2 guys 1 fork would most likely be absolutely disgusting
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5,391
Stupid sexy Flanders.
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5,392
That reminds me of the classic joke: "Your momma so fat that when you were little, you'd set the scale back on purpose to make her feel better. You weren't sure if it actually did, but whatever." Classic.
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5,393
I'm so happy to hear about how this story ended. \n\n Truly and genuinely happy.
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5,394
If this is true, this is life changing. I'm gonna go drink a litre of water cause I'm so excited to try this. \n\nEdit: it is confirmed gentlemen, rejoice.\n\n https://www.reddit.com/comments/2ue91w/slug/co7por9
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5,395
You should probably answer it
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5,396
Woah. The story I heard growing up was that Steve was doing hard core drugs. I heard that from my mom. What a lying bitch.
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5,397
Wii\n\nWiiU\n\nWiiU2\n\nNew WiiU2\n\nNew WiiU2 Ultra\n\nNew WiiU2 Ultra & Knuckles
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5,398
Angelina Jolie's house.\n
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5,399
nigga do you think kanye's family's a joke
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