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Probably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently"
] |
>
no one's going viking these days
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks"
] |
>
Wait, it’s cause they went cashless…
Why did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days"
] |
>
I had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America."
] |
>
Honestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?"
] |
>
They probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks.
Now let’s get a year without the banks robbing people.
THAT would be something to celebrate.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?"
] |
>
What's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a "good" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate."
] |
>
Guys, the thermal drill… go get it.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?"
] |
>
Rubs hands like bird man…!!!
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it."
] |
>
So their guard is down
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!"
] |
>
That would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down"
] |
>
Great... now I have to write this movie.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery."
] |
>
Send me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie."
] |
>
Even criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production."
] |
>
Yep. It’s all online these days.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore"
] |
>
The real robbers work for the banks.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days."
] |
>
Always have been
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks."
] |
>
No wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been"
] |
>
Good luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically."
] |
>
Because they’ve all been robbed?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash."
] |
>
Nah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?"
] |
>
Canada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions...."
] |
>
When our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada."
] |
>
Postal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.
That may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.
We have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.
Anyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world."
] |
>
Maybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse."
] |
>
Well we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service."
] |
>
The other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure."
] |
>
Because the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US."
] |
>
Sounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank."
] |
>
Wow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe
r/unexpectedBard
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark."
] |
>
well that’s what it is now
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard"
] |
>
Next news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now"
] |
>
We'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy"
] |
>
A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.
That's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty."
] |
>
Policies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case."
] |
>
No, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol"
] |
>
In the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company."
] |
>
Because it was a challenge and someone answered.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken."
] |
>
They said no to gentrification.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered."
] |
>
Suddenly Streisand effect
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification."
] |
>
How common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect"
] |
>
Gotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand."
] |
>
Truly a landmark year!
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head"
] |
>
A bank full of Danishes!
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!"
] |
>
I want to rob it now
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!"
] |
>
Is that really a nottheonion title?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now"
] |
>
Future is finally looking up eh?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?"
] |
>
They received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?"
] |
>
For a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!"
] |
>
I knew there was something I forgot to do this year.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews"
] |
>
It's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year."
] |
>
They don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic."
] |
>
Almost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society."
] |
>
Are they celebrating with danishes?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only."
] |
>
In addition, the text could have said "one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022."
How would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?"
] |
>
We really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found."
] |
>
Which is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas"
] |
>
Hey Denmark, what's going on?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah"
] |
>
Not bank robberies apparently
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?"
] |
>
Probably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently"
] |
>
no one's going viking these days
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks"
] |
>
Wait, it’s cause they went cashless…
Why did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days"
] |
>
I had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America."
] |
>
Honestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?"
] |
>
They probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks.
Now let’s get a year without the banks robbing people.
THAT would be something to celebrate.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?"
] |
>
What's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a "good" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate."
] |
>
Guys, the thermal drill… go get it.
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?"
] |
>
Rubs hands like bird man…!!!
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it."
] |
>
|
[
"So their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!",
">\n\nSo their guard is down",
">\n\nThat would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.",
">\n\nGreat... now I have to write this movie.",
">\n\nSend me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.",
">\n\nEven criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore",
">\n\nYep. It’s all online these days.",
">\n\nThe real robbers work for the banks.",
">\n\nAlways have been",
">\n\nNo wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically.",
">\n\nGood luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash.",
">\n\nBecause they’ve all been robbed?",
">\n\nNah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions....",
">\n\nCanada has joined the conversation. It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here. It can be very far to the next town. All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada.",
">\n\nWhen our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world.",
">\n\nPostal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.\nThat may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada. We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet. We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.\nWe have a few major grocery stores. They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years. So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved. I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.\nAnyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments. It is perverse.",
">\n\nMaybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service.",
">\n\nWell we have credit unions which fit the bill. I'm not sure why they aren't more popular. Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks. Free iPad if you open an account type of things. I suspect it works, but am not sure.",
">\n\nThe other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US.",
">\n\nBecause the real robbers is sitting inside the bank.",
">\n\nSounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark.",
">\n\nWow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe \nr/unexpectedBard",
">\n\nwell that’s what it is now",
">\n\nNext news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy",
">\n\nWe'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty.",
">\n\n\nA couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.\n\nThat's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case.",
">\n\nPolicies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol",
">\n\nNo, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.",
">\n\nIn the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken.",
">\n\nBecause it was a challenge and someone answered.",
">\n\nThey said no to gentrification.",
">\n\nSuddenly Streisand effect",
">\n\nHow common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand.",
">\n\nGotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head",
">\n\nTruly a landmark year!",
">\n\nA bank full of Danishes!",
">\n\nI want to rob it now",
">\n\nIs that really a nottheonion title?",
">\n\nFuture is finally looking up eh?",
">\n\nThey received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up!",
">\n\nFor a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews",
">\n\nI knew there was something I forgot to do this year.",
">\n\nIt's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic.",
">\n\nThey don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society.",
">\n\nAlmost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only.",
">\n\nAre they celebrating with danishes?",
">\n\nIn addition, the text could have said \"one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022.\"\nHow would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found.",
">\n\nWe really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas",
">\n\nWhich is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah",
">\n\nHey Denmark, what's going on?",
">\n\nNot bank robberies apparently",
">\n\nProbably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks",
">\n\nno one's going viking these days",
">\n\nWait, it’s cause they went cashless…\nWhy did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America.",
">\n\nI had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing?",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore?",
">\n\nThey probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. \nNow let’s get a year without the banks robbing people. \nTHAT would be something to celebrate.",
">\n\nWhat's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a \"good\" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it?",
">\n\nGuys, the thermal drill… go get it.",
">\n\nRubs hands like bird man…!!!"
] |
TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all.
See horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.
My deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this.
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A few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link
It has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2.
First blunder of the build:
After lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly.
Time to de-solder:
Equipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.
I did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding.
Luckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering.
Big thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link
Fresh start with:
- new soldering iron.
- new multimeter.
- schematics of the board
- Patience and focus
First step: Diagnostic
With the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:
- burned/burned pads
- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.
Second step: fix and test
- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work.
In the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm.
I can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily "reparable".
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Just wanted to say nice job persevering through this. I know a lot of experienced builders who would have just said F it. Way to push through what surely was a difficult and frustrating experience. Glad you were able to fix everything. One thing that might be beneficial is using a little expoxy (permanent) or some kapton tape to affix the wires to the pcb so they don’t end up getting yanked or damaged. Nice work.
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[
"TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all. \nSee horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.\nMy deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this. \n-----\nA few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link \nIt has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2. \nFirst blunder of the build: \nAfter lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly. \nTime to de-solder: \nEquipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.\nI did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding. \nLuckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering. \nBig thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link \nFresh start with: \n- new soldering iron.\n- new multimeter.\n- schematics of the board\n- Patience and focus\nFirst step: Diagnostic\nWith the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:\n- burned/burned pads\n- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.\nSecond step: fix and test\n- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work. \nIn the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm. \nI can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily \"reparable\"."
] |
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Thanks, it was actually really satisfying. A little victory for each fixed connection.
Also thanks for the tip about protecting those wires.
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[
"TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all. \nSee horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.\nMy deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this. \n-----\nA few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link \nIt has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2. \nFirst blunder of the build: \nAfter lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly. \nTime to de-solder: \nEquipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.\nI did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding. \nLuckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering. \nBig thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link \nFresh start with: \n- new soldering iron.\n- new multimeter.\n- schematics of the board\n- Patience and focus\nFirst step: Diagnostic\nWith the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:\n- burned/burned pads\n- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.\nSecond step: fix and test\n- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work. \nIn the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm. \nI can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily \"reparable\".",
">\n\nJust wanted to say nice job persevering through this. I know a lot of experienced builders who would have just said F it. Way to push through what surely was a difficult and frustrating experience. Glad you were able to fix everything. One thing that might be beneficial is using a little expoxy (permanent) or some kapton tape to affix the wires to the pcb so they don’t end up getting yanked or damaged. Nice work."
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having really messed up one of the pads on my Lily58 beyond repair I'm going to have to figure out something like this to get it fixed
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[
"TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all. \nSee horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.\nMy deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this. \n-----\nA few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link \nIt has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2. \nFirst blunder of the build: \nAfter lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly. \nTime to de-solder: \nEquipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.\nI did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding. \nLuckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering. \nBig thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link \nFresh start with: \n- new soldering iron.\n- new multimeter.\n- schematics of the board\n- Patience and focus\nFirst step: Diagnostic\nWith the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:\n- burned/burned pads\n- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.\nSecond step: fix and test\n- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work. \nIn the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm. \nI can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily \"reparable\".",
">\n\nJust wanted to say nice job persevering through this. I know a lot of experienced builders who would have just said F it. Way to push through what surely was a difficult and frustrating experience. Glad you were able to fix everything. One thing that might be beneficial is using a little expoxy (permanent) or some kapton tape to affix the wires to the pcb so they don’t end up getting yanked or damaged. Nice work.",
">\n\nThanks, it was actually really satisfying. A little victory for each fixed connection. \nAlso thanks for the tip about protecting those wires."
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Good plan. Make sure to find the right schematics for your board, they all are different.
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[
"TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all. \nSee horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.\nMy deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this. \n-----\nA few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link \nIt has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2. \nFirst blunder of the build: \nAfter lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly. \nTime to de-solder: \nEquipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.\nI did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding. \nLuckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering. \nBig thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link \nFresh start with: \n- new soldering iron.\n- new multimeter.\n- schematics of the board\n- Patience and focus\nFirst step: Diagnostic\nWith the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:\n- burned/burned pads\n- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.\nSecond step: fix and test\n- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work. \nIn the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm. \nI can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily \"reparable\".",
">\n\nJust wanted to say nice job persevering through this. I know a lot of experienced builders who would have just said F it. Way to push through what surely was a difficult and frustrating experience. Glad you were able to fix everything. One thing that might be beneficial is using a little expoxy (permanent) or some kapton tape to affix the wires to the pcb so they don’t end up getting yanked or damaged. Nice work.",
">\n\nThanks, it was actually really satisfying. A little victory for each fixed connection. \nAlso thanks for the tip about protecting those wires.",
">\n\nhaving really messed up one of the pads on my Lily58 beyond repair I'm going to have to figure out something like this to get it fixed"
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[
"TLDR: massacred my PCB while de-soldering, learned how it works, fixed it all. \nSee horrifying pictures below, not for the fainted hearted.\nMy deepest apologies to any soldering enthusiastic that would get a panic attack from seeing this. \n-----\nA few months ago, I was fortunate enough to find a Whitefox keyboard in a thrift store. Bought it for 15$. link \nIt has hako clear switches, a bit too heavy for my liking. So I decided to change them for something lighter. I set my choice on some Gateron CAP milky yellow V2. \nFirst blunder of the build: \nAfter lubing the first switch I get distracted and close the switch the wrong way. Sure enough, this bends the metal connector inside the switch. Lesson learned, the rest of the lubing went smoothly. \nTime to de-solder: \nEquipped with an old soldering iron and a decent solder sucker, I proceed with neither patience and care. It was a massacre.\nI did not know at the time, and soldered the new switches in. It all became clear during testing. Quite a few keys were not responding. \nLuckily, I am not the first one being that bad at de-soldering. \nBig thanks to laroberto for posting his own misfortune with a whitefox keyboard, this gave me the hope and help I needed. link \nFresh start with: \n- new soldering iron.\n- new multimeter.\n- schematics of the board\n- Patience and focus\nFirst step: Diagnostic\nWith the multimeter, I could see there were 2 types of issues:\n- burned/burned pads\n- broken circuit connections, between two switches or between the switch and the diode close by.\nSecond step: fix and test\n- Fixed each switch one by one, in some cases after fixing one switch some others in the same column would also work. \nIn the end, everything worked out well, and I'm extremely pleased with my patched up keyboard, that now sounds and types like a charm. \nI can imagine I was also very lucky, not breaking anything that was not easily \"reparable\".",
">\n\nJust wanted to say nice job persevering through this. I know a lot of experienced builders who would have just said F it. Way to push through what surely was a difficult and frustrating experience. Glad you were able to fix everything. One thing that might be beneficial is using a little expoxy (permanent) or some kapton tape to affix the wires to the pcb so they don’t end up getting yanked or damaged. Nice work.",
">\n\nThanks, it was actually really satisfying. A little victory for each fixed connection. \nAlso thanks for the tip about protecting those wires.",
">\n\nhaving really messed up one of the pads on my Lily58 beyond repair I'm going to have to figure out something like this to get it fixed",
">\n\nGood plan. Make sure to find the right schematics for your board, they all are different."
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Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.
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They've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why.
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"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one."
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What happened I thought him and the president of Belarus were buddy buddy
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"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.",
">\n\nThey've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why."
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Belarus is just something they hope they can use somehow
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"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.",
">\n\nThey've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why.",
">\n\nWhat happened I thought him and the president of Belarus were buddy buddy"
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Just like anything Putin. He's like the seagulls in finding nemo. Mine mine mine
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"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.",
">\n\nThey've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why.",
">\n\nWhat happened I thought him and the president of Belarus were buddy buddy",
">\n\nBelarus is just something they hope they can use somehow"
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Well After Ukraine retakes Crimea I’m sure the Russian ls will leave the Nukes behind like they did the Tanks.
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[
"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.",
">\n\nThey've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why.",
">\n\nWhat happened I thought him and the president of Belarus were buddy buddy",
">\n\nBelarus is just something they hope they can use somehow",
">\n\nJust like anything Putin. He's like the seagulls in finding nemo. Mine mine mine"
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"Pretty sure Belarus feels differently about that one.",
">\n\nThey've been reinforcing the Crimea line, guess that's why.",
">\n\nWhat happened I thought him and the president of Belarus were buddy buddy",
">\n\nBelarus is just something they hope they can use somehow",
">\n\nJust like anything Putin. He's like the seagulls in finding nemo. Mine mine mine",
">\n\nWell After Ukraine retakes Crimea I’m sure the Russian ls will leave the Nukes behind like they did the Tanks."
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Pregnant people living in states that already limit or ban abortion pill access will likely not benefit from the FDA's new rules.
According to the Guttmacher Institute, which tracks state laws and policies surrounding abortion, 29 states specifically require physicians to administer medication abortions. Eighteen of those states have already effectively banned the pills' use in telemedicine by requiring a clinician to be in the room when a patient takes the mifepristone. That means sometimes people have to schedule an initial appointment to get the prescription and if the office or clinic is out of stock then the patient has to return for a second visit to take the pill in front the doctor or clinician.
So if this is only required under state A's law, but not federal law or state B's law, what happens when a pregnant person in state A reaches out to a medical provider in state B and gets a telehealth appointment and prescription for mifepristone and the medical provider mails it to them? Can state A go after medical licenses issued by state B? Can state B refuse to extradite that medical provider to state A if A tries to prosecute? Can the medical provider cite doctor patient privileges if A tries to get them to testify in a prosecution of the pregnant person? Will the federal government stop state A from seizing that pregnant person's mail when A suspects it contains mifepristone?
Lots of unanswered questions, but it seems like those 29 states' laws might not be worth the paper they were printed on.
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Remember that this started when Texas governor Abbott decided to ban Plan B. Biden signed an executive order that those medications could be sent through federal mail.
Even Texas knows messing with federal mail is a mistake. They've been trying to figure out how to stop people from getting and taking these medications ever since.
Although, Abbott eventually relented on rape victims being able to take Plan B ... for now.
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"Pregnant people living in states that already limit or ban abortion pill access will likely not benefit from the FDA's new rules.\nAccording to the Guttmacher Institute, which tracks state laws and policies surrounding abortion, 29 states specifically require physicians to administer medication abortions. Eighteen of those states have already effectively banned the pills' use in telemedicine by requiring a clinician to be in the room when a patient takes the mifepristone. That means sometimes people have to schedule an initial appointment to get the prescription and if the office or clinic is out of stock then the patient has to return for a second visit to take the pill in front the doctor or clinician.\n\nSo if this is only required under state A's law, but not federal law or state B's law, what happens when a pregnant person in state A reaches out to a medical provider in state B and gets a telehealth appointment and prescription for mifepristone and the medical provider mails it to them? Can state A go after medical licenses issued by state B? Can state B refuse to extradite that medical provider to state A if A tries to prosecute? Can the medical provider cite doctor patient privileges if A tries to get them to testify in a prosecution of the pregnant person? Will the federal government stop state A from seizing that pregnant person's mail when A suspects it contains mifepristone?\nLots of unanswered questions, but it seems like those 29 states' laws might not be worth the paper they were printed on."
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Gee, should ≠ will.
As in the US should have 2 parties capable of governing. Maybe in 2025, not in this Congress.
The big question is whether states with near total abortion bans may legally prohibit abortion pills. They may be able to prohibit their sale in those states, but possession? For example, could Missouri outlaw bringing abortion pills across the Mississippi from Illinois?
I'm not a lawyer, and the case I'm about to mention is infamous and not remotely about pharmaceuticals, but isn't the Dred Scott case binding SCOTUS precedent in the sense that if one legally possesses something in one state, one may bring that possession into another state and maintain legal possession whatever the new state's own laws may state? That is, strictly in terms of property rights (the 13th Amendment eliminated classifying humans as property) across state lines, isn't the Dred Scott case still the law of the land?
I suppose I may not be splitting enough hairs. It may be legal to possess abortion pills, but illegal to use them.
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"Pregnant people living in states that already limit or ban abortion pill access will likely not benefit from the FDA's new rules.\nAccording to the Guttmacher Institute, which tracks state laws and policies surrounding abortion, 29 states specifically require physicians to administer medication abortions. Eighteen of those states have already effectively banned the pills' use in telemedicine by requiring a clinician to be in the room when a patient takes the mifepristone. That means sometimes people have to schedule an initial appointment to get the prescription and if the office or clinic is out of stock then the patient has to return for a second visit to take the pill in front the doctor or clinician.\n\nSo if this is only required under state A's law, but not federal law or state B's law, what happens when a pregnant person in state A reaches out to a medical provider in state B and gets a telehealth appointment and prescription for mifepristone and the medical provider mails it to them? Can state A go after medical licenses issued by state B? Can state B refuse to extradite that medical provider to state A if A tries to prosecute? Can the medical provider cite doctor patient privileges if A tries to get them to testify in a prosecution of the pregnant person? Will the federal government stop state A from seizing that pregnant person's mail when A suspects it contains mifepristone?\nLots of unanswered questions, but it seems like those 29 states' laws might not be worth the paper they were printed on.",
">\n\nRemember that this started when Texas governor Abbott decided to ban Plan B. Biden signed an executive order that those medications could be sent through federal mail. \nEven Texas knows messing with federal mail is a mistake. They've been trying to figure out how to stop people from getting and taking these medications ever since. \nAlthough, Abbott eventually relented on rape victims being able to take Plan B ... for now."
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"Pregnant people living in states that already limit or ban abortion pill access will likely not benefit from the FDA's new rules.\nAccording to the Guttmacher Institute, which tracks state laws and policies surrounding abortion, 29 states specifically require physicians to administer medication abortions. Eighteen of those states have already effectively banned the pills' use in telemedicine by requiring a clinician to be in the room when a patient takes the mifepristone. That means sometimes people have to schedule an initial appointment to get the prescription and if the office or clinic is out of stock then the patient has to return for a second visit to take the pill in front the doctor or clinician.\n\nSo if this is only required under state A's law, but not federal law or state B's law, what happens when a pregnant person in state A reaches out to a medical provider in state B and gets a telehealth appointment and prescription for mifepristone and the medical provider mails it to them? Can state A go after medical licenses issued by state B? Can state B refuse to extradite that medical provider to state A if A tries to prosecute? Can the medical provider cite doctor patient privileges if A tries to get them to testify in a prosecution of the pregnant person? Will the federal government stop state A from seizing that pregnant person's mail when A suspects it contains mifepristone?\nLots of unanswered questions, but it seems like those 29 states' laws might not be worth the paper they were printed on.",
">\n\nRemember that this started when Texas governor Abbott decided to ban Plan B. Biden signed an executive order that those medications could be sent through federal mail. \nEven Texas knows messing with federal mail is a mistake. They've been trying to figure out how to stop people from getting and taking these medications ever since. \nAlthough, Abbott eventually relented on rape victims being able to take Plan B ... for now.",
">\n\nGee, should ≠ will.\nAs in the US should have 2 parties capable of governing. Maybe in 2025, not in this Congress.\nThe big question is whether states with near total abortion bans may legally prohibit abortion pills. They may be able to prohibit their sale in those states, but possession? For example, could Missouri outlaw bringing abortion pills across the Mississippi from Illinois?\nI'm not a lawyer, and the case I'm about to mention is infamous and not remotely about pharmaceuticals, but isn't the Dred Scott case binding SCOTUS precedent in the sense that if one legally possesses something in one state, one may bring that possession into another state and maintain legal possession whatever the new state's own laws may state? That is, strictly in terms of property rights (the 13th Amendment eliminated classifying humans as property) across state lines, isn't the Dred Scott case still the law of the land?\nI suppose I may not be splitting enough hairs. It may be legal to possess abortion pills, but illegal to use them."
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What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?
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Key words being "fighting Russian tanks".
NATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's.
While other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants.
The AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced.
Similarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation.
In addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?"
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The AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced.
Fun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion."
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To be fair though, "not NATO complaint" was kinda France's thing for a little while.
glares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant."
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"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French".
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS."
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Kind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\"."
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What is zis "tank" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a "Char".
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder."
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I’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\"."
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I thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it."
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So far all the tanks sent have been Soviet model( t72 ,t64...). This is the first western tank sent
Yes, Poland sent tanks to Ukraine
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"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.",
">\n\nI thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?"
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Morocco recently supplied tanks as well.
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[
"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.",
">\n\nI thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?",
">\n\nSo far all the tanks sent have been Soviet model( t72 ,t64...). This is the first western tank sent \nYes, Poland sent tanks to Ukraine"
] |
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the Netherlands and the US bought them from morocco and send them to Ukraine. those two countries did the same with tanks from czechia.
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[
"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.",
">\n\nI thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?",
">\n\nSo far all the tanks sent have been Soviet model( t72 ,t64...). This is the first western tank sent \nYes, Poland sent tanks to Ukraine",
">\n\nMorocco recently supplied tanks as well."
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Morocco supplied them, so my point still stands. Not sure what your point is?
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[
"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.",
">\n\nI thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?",
">\n\nSo far all the tanks sent have been Soviet model( t72 ,t64...). This is the first western tank sent \nYes, Poland sent tanks to Ukraine",
">\n\nMorocco recently supplied tanks as well.",
">\n\nthe Netherlands and the US bought them from morocco and send them to Ukraine. those two countries did the same with tanks from czechia."
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The point is that morroco didn't supply anything to Ukraine, they sold their tanks to the us and the Netherlands. Those countries are supplying Ukraine with tanks and armoured vehicles
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[
"What about all the other russian tanks that were provided? seems they can fight other russian tanks just fine?",
">\n\nKey words being \"fighting Russian tanks\". \nNATO and Soviet designs weren't made with the intent of fighting vehicles similar to themselves. NATO nations designed their vehicles with the intent of fighting Soviet designs, and the Soviets designed theirs to fight NATO's. \nWhile other nations have already supplied vehicles to Ukraine, they were ones that were either unchanged Soviet designs or were upgraded variants. \nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \nSimilarly, while Soviet vehicles can easily fight ones of their own design, the war in Ukraine emphasized some critical design flaws, including some that Ukraine almost certainly wants to get away from. Most notably being the ammo stowage for the autoloader on the T-72/T-90 and T-64/T-80 designs. Where NATO nations store ammo in a separate compartment with failsafes such as a blast door and blowout panels to protect the crew in the fighting compartment should the primary stowage is hit and the the ammunition detonates, the Soviet designs instead placed the ammuntion in a carousel encasing the turret basket, meaning the tank's commander and gunner are surrounded by the ammunition. As a result, the crew are screwed in the event the ammunition detonates, and the vehicle will be a total loss, as you can see from wrecks in Ukraine, ones where the turrets are sent flying from the force caused by ammunition detonation. \nIn addition, Soviet designs are apparently very maintenance heavy, and actual Russian produced vehicles have been revealed to have severe quality issues. The maintenance part in particular has come back to haunt Russian forces, as a lack of maintenance for decades resulted in much of their armored forces breaking down, both prior to combat and being abandoned once in or near it. NATO designs, in contrast, don't have the quality issue and have been kept maintained even if the vehicles were sitting in warehouses. And as an added bonus, having NATO hardware can help easing into NATO standardization when Ukraine begins to attempt to join NATO, thanks to the Russian invasion.",
">\n\n\nThe AMX-10RC is a wholly NATO design, as it was from France, who was a nation who never had Soviet designs in their arsenal that needed to be upgraded or replaced. \n\nFun fact, the main gun on the AMX10RC is not NATO compliant.",
">\n\nTo be fair though, \"not NATO complaint\" was kinda France's thing for a little while. \nglares at the continued use of 7.5mm French and the MAS-49/56 rifles until the adoption of the FAMAS.",
">\n\n\"France copies nobody, and nobody copies the French\".",
">\n\nKind of funny because people absolutely copy the French. They pioneered the turreted design of the tank, which was widely copied and licensed, and they invented smokeless gunpowder.",
">\n\nWhat is zis \"tank\" you speak of, monsieur? Un vehicule militaire armuree is a \"Char\".",
">\n\nI’m not going to pretend to have the faintest grasp of the French language, but I do like it.",
">\n\nI thought Poland already gave some tanks to Ukraine?",
">\n\nSo far all the tanks sent have been Soviet model( t72 ,t64...). This is the first western tank sent \nYes, Poland sent tanks to Ukraine",
">\n\nMorocco recently supplied tanks as well.",
">\n\nthe Netherlands and the US bought them from morocco and send them to Ukraine. those two countries did the same with tanks from czechia.",
">\n\nMorocco supplied them, so my point still stands. Not sure what your point is?"
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