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Don't go to the litter box tomorrow.
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"Haters gonna hate, you do you king",
">\n\nHaha, all their dogs got beat by a cat. Cry moar.",
">\n\nWoof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Stick with your own woof! \n-Signed, not a dog, woof.",
">\n\nIt was a racist coyote that identifies strongly with dogs",
">\n\nWell not the worst thing to make me despise humanity and wish the Emperor would cleanse us all in the purifying flames of Exterminatus already in 2022.\n\n\n\nBut its definitely up there.",
">\n\nYou know, I had to move cuz I got catfished by my new roommate. He's a member of a minority but hatefully anti-immigrant, anti-female empowerment, and anti-LGBTQ+. Misogyny, anti-semitism, racism... this guy was threatened by everybody!\nAnd now there are people who are threatened by a swimming cat. How sad for our species!",
">\n\nI'm sorry for you. I hope you are in a better place now.",
">\n\nOf course he won his category.",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of inbred idiots to threaten a guys cat (and the guy) because your dog lost to the cat in a swimming race\nLike, sorry, I should've expected abject seriousness and strict adherence to the rules to maintain the clean competitive nature of a fucking dog swimming race.",
">\n\nThere are some mean old Junk Yard Dogs out there",
">\n\nIve read and heard a lot of dumb shit. Some of which makes me question how this person is still alive. But, this is something else. The amount of pure fucking self absorbed assholeness here.",
">\n\nNot a cat he's a drog queen."
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[
"Haters gonna hate, you do you king",
">\n\nHaha, all their dogs got beat by a cat. Cry moar.",
">\n\nWoof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Stick with your own woof! \n-Signed, not a dog, woof.",
">\n\nIt was a racist coyote that identifies strongly with dogs",
">\n\nWell not the worst thing to make me despise humanity and wish the Emperor would cleanse us all in the purifying flames of Exterminatus already in 2022.\n\n\n\nBut its definitely up there.",
">\n\nYou know, I had to move cuz I got catfished by my new roommate. He's a member of a minority but hatefully anti-immigrant, anti-female empowerment, and anti-LGBTQ+. Misogyny, anti-semitism, racism... this guy was threatened by everybody!\nAnd now there are people who are threatened by a swimming cat. How sad for our species!",
">\n\nI'm sorry for you. I hope you are in a better place now.",
">\n\nOf course he won his category.",
">\n\nWhat a bunch of inbred idiots to threaten a guys cat (and the guy) because your dog lost to the cat in a swimming race\nLike, sorry, I should've expected abject seriousness and strict adherence to the rules to maintain the clean competitive nature of a fucking dog swimming race.",
">\n\nThere are some mean old Junk Yard Dogs out there",
">\n\nIve read and heard a lot of dumb shit. Some of which makes me question how this person is still alive. But, this is something else. The amount of pure fucking self absorbed assholeness here.",
">\n\nNot a cat he's a drog queen.",
">\n\nDon't go to the litter box tomorrow."
] |
Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus
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Looks like my opinion is unpopular.
Look at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus"
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Yes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)"
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It didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.
What I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular."
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Not really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did."
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Big companies love regulation. They lose competition .
Be a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money."
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I'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business."
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Well there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already"
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You know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in."
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I'm not denying that.
I'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.
Think back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.
Every atom of emissions that came from the
extraction of those raw materials,
transport to factories,
manufacture into component parts,
transport to further factories,
manufacture into the spinners themselves,
transport to the stores,
transport to our homes
and then subsequent transport to the dump
was unnecessary.
if we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.
A more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.
As far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.
I'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right"
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You really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to"
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You can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?"
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I don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.
My point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.
No one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day."
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I don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas."
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What corporation is making emissions without sales?
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions."
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Que?
Oil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?"
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one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.
I don't disagree (apart from the word small) but that would have the same effect as I was stating in the original post. People not buying crap reducing the energy requirements reducing climate change.
My question though is why does the government have to force it and why aren't we doing it already?
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?",
">\n\nQue?\n\nOil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism."
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Wth is global warming?
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?",
">\n\nQue?\n\nOil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.",
">\n\n\none small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.\n\nI don't disagree (apart from the word small) but that would have the same effect as I was stating in the original post. People not buying crap reducing the energy requirements reducing climate change.\nMy question though is why does the government have to force it and why aren't we doing it already?"
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Just a natural phenomenon that changes the earth's temperature at a steady rate. It wasn't until humans started industrializing and tampering with this rate making it rise at an unnatural pace.
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?",
">\n\nQue?\n\nOil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.",
">\n\n\none small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.\n\nI don't disagree (apart from the word small) but that would have the same effect as I was stating in the original post. People not buying crap reducing the energy requirements reducing climate change.\nMy question though is why does the government have to force it and why aren't we doing it already?",
">\n\nWth is global warming?"
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Doing it how you suggest is like saying let's sink the titanic before hitting the iceberg
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?",
">\n\nQue?\n\nOil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.",
">\n\n\none small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.\n\nI don't disagree (apart from the word small) but that would have the same effect as I was stating in the original post. People not buying crap reducing the energy requirements reducing climate change.\nMy question though is why does the government have to force it and why aren't we doing it already?",
">\n\nWth is global warming?",
">\n\nJust a natural phenomenon that changes the earth's temperature at a steady rate. It wasn't until humans started industrializing and tampering with this rate making it rise at an unnatural pace."
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"Needs over wants is one thing, but only going for needs and not going for wants wouldn't kill an economy 💀💀. A lot of this post is bogus",
">\n\nLooks like my opinion is unpopular.\nLook at what happened during covid with no one going to resturants. (Which are included in things we don't need IMHO)",
">\n\nYes, but that didn't kill an economy and the restaurants that did were small. And no just because your post is low-quality and not factually true doesn’t make it unpopular.",
">\n\nIt didn't kill the economy but we are in a pretty serious economic downturn.\nWhat I believe is the drastic reduction required would have a greater impact than covid did.",
">\n\nNot really; even then, if people did follow what you said, it wouldn't change too much oil companies in the USA wouldn't feel a dent in their revenue. They can easily continue to pay and pander to politicians to make them not push to reduce emissions. What needs to happen is we need leaders who aren’t swayed by crap like that. And we need sources that aren't reliant so heavily on fossil fuels so these oil companies can stop making so much money.",
">\n\nBig companies love regulation. They lose competition . \nBe a cobalt miner right now. This “green revolution” is totally badass for big business.",
">\n\nI'll think I'll pass. I make a good wage already",
">\n\nWell there is a river of money if you care to dip a bucket in.",
">\n\nYou know companies that are responsible for fucking up the environment spent millions of dollars to create this narrative that people are to blame for the pollution right",
">\n\nI'm not denying that.\nI'm simply stating that if no one buys their products then those companies will go out of business fairly quickly.\nThink back to 2017 and all those fidget spinners.\nEvery atom of emissions that came from the \n\nextraction of those raw materials, \ntransport to factories, \nmanufacture into component parts,\ntransport to further factories, \nmanufacture into the spinners themselves, \ntransport to the stores, \ntransport to our homes \nand then subsequent transport to the dump \n\nwas unnecessary.\nif we hadn't bought them then none of that pollution would exist.\nA more subtle example is diapers/nappies. Cloth diapers/nappies are cheaper over the lifetime of a child and much more sustainable due to their reusability but almost no one uses them.\nAs far as I am aware that is not in dispute but people continue to use the single use plastic ones. Why? Because they are easier. because we don't want to.\nI'm not saying that big corporations aren't the cause. just pointing out that we don't want to",
">\n\nYou really think you're the first to figure it out that if people just didn't do a bad thing then the world would be better?",
">\n\nYou can't just get people to voluntarily stop buying shit. The government needs to regulate more to get anything done at the end of the day.",
">\n\nI don't disagree. That is tangental to my point.\nMy point is we CAN but we won't because we don't want to.\nNo one is forcing you to buy stocking stuffers at christmas.",
">\n\nI don't buy stocking stuffers. I'm a miser and only buy essentials usually. But even if everyone acted like that it wouldn't make a dent compared to what these corporations and governments around the world produce in terms of emissions.",
">\n\nWhat corporation is making emissions without sales?",
">\n\nQue?\n\nOil companies do it and produce surplus to fuck with the markets and make profits. Other companies have similar practices that are not directly related to supply and demand. one small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.",
">\n\n\none small solution is for the government to stop allowing so much consumerism.\n\nI don't disagree (apart from the word small) but that would have the same effect as I was stating in the original post. People not buying crap reducing the energy requirements reducing climate change.\nMy question though is why does the government have to force it and why aren't we doing it already?",
">\n\nWth is global warming?",
">\n\nJust a natural phenomenon that changes the earth's temperature at a steady rate. It wasn't until humans started industrializing and tampering with this rate making it rise at an unnatural pace.",
">\n\nDoing it how you suggest is like saying let's sink the titanic before hitting the iceberg"
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Surely they won't.
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Even if they do, it is secured.
Even if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.
Even if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't."
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And even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.
And even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them."
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Or you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above."
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$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.
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[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action."
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I got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster."
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My mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special."
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We can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be…."
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I’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??"
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gilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.
Whew! Time to see what this is all about!
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅"
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>
Good gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!"
] |
>
The last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!"
] |
>
I'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator."
] |
>
The first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember.
These days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!"
] |
>
You also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(
I probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush."
] |
>
Ultima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.
Such a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.
Edit: typo
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!"
] |
>
Time for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo"
] |
>
Or just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube"
] |
>
sign into literally anywhere else.
...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else."
] |
>
Please, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube."
] |
>
CSPAN but naked.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news"
] |
>
CSPAN butt naked
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked."
] |
>
Isn't this the same party that despises government interference??
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked"
] |
>
Only if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??"
] |
>
Well, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target."
] |
>
What exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?
Several years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one."
] |
>
I own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went."
] |
>
Doesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry."
] |
>
What's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?"
] |
>
First, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?"
] |
>
Tell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me."
] |
>
Lol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone."
] |
>
"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand."
"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?"
"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved..."
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show."
] |
>
You had VCR.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\""
] |
>
Oh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!
-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR."
] |
>
The toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER"
] |
>
Was there ever?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn"
] |
>
I’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?"
] |
>
Friend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out"
] |
>
Isn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds."
] |
>
Gotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.
From a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.
The only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.
This shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?"
] |
>
From what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable."
] |
>
And most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S."
] |
>
The youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do."
] |
>
or forums with torrent or one click hoster links
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids."
] |
>
VPN... and back to the same as it ever was.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links"
] |
>
"look where my hand was"
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was."
] |
>
"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us"
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\""
] |
>
Dad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\""
] |
>
For real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas."
] |
>
I've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues."
] |
>
Private Internet Access?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great."
] |
>
There's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.
It's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because "we don't even keep logs".
Assign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?"
] |
>
Mullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one."
] |
>
you can also super easily buy with crypto
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get."
] |
>
Crypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto"
] |
>
They will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all.
...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many "good ol boys" like twink porn.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions."
] |
>
i can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn."
] |
>
This is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?"
] |
>
Coming to a red state near you.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail."
] |
>
Any kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you."
] |
>
with a boner and basic intelligence
Apparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification."
] |
>
This is a great ad for VPN service companies.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive."
] |
>
”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”
“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.
Anyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies."
] |
>
Correction: "A Body, My Choice" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.
It's "my body my choice" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.
Think of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like "America", or "We" or "Freedom", they're talking about themselves exclusively.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point."
] |
>
How in the hell is this going to be enforceable?
Is the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?
Ridiculous.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively."
] |
>
It's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous."
] |
>
So THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.
IANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.
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[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana."
] |
>
Thanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not."
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>
It's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict.
Nobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA."
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Makes sense
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[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules."
] |
>
How long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense"
] |
>
Whatever happened to the "small government" ideals of conservativism? Oh wait, it's a lie that they use only at their convenience.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense",
">\n\nHow long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?"
] |
>
"Small government" means the government shouldn't tell them what to do. Surprisingly often these things boil down to who is telling who what to do. When Conservatives are being told they hate it. When they're doing the telling they love it.
|
[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense",
">\n\nHow long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?",
">\n\nWhatever happened to the \"small government\" ideals of conservativism? Oh wait, it's a lie that they use only at their convenience."
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I was born in 1900, I swear
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[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense",
">\n\nHow long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?",
">\n\nWhatever happened to the \"small government\" ideals of conservativism? Oh wait, it's a lie that they use only at their convenience.",
">\n\n\"Small government\" means the government shouldn't tell them what to do. Surprisingly often these things boil down to who is telling who what to do. When Conservatives are being told they hate it. When they're doing the telling they love it."
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I was born in 1900 or 2004, whichever has me doing less scrolling
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[
"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense",
">\n\nHow long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?",
">\n\nWhatever happened to the \"small government\" ideals of conservativism? Oh wait, it's a lie that they use only at their convenience.",
">\n\n\"Small government\" means the government shouldn't tell them what to do. Surprisingly often these things boil down to who is telling who what to do. When Conservatives are being told they hate it. When they're doing the telling they love it.",
">\n\nI was born in 1900, I swear"
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Anyone else remember Adultcheck?
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"\"She added that although some personal information will be required, companies must not retain personal data after complete verification.\"\nSurely they won't.",
">\n\nEven if they do, it is secured.\nEven if it is secured, there won't be any breaches.\nEven if there are breaches, the terms of service you agreed to will make it impossible to sue them.",
">\n\nAnd even if you can sue them, you'll be forced into arbitration.\nAnd even if you aren't, they'll stall it out until you run out of money, give up, die, or any combination of the above.",
">\n\nOr you'll just get a check for $10 five years later from the class action.",
">\n\n$10? Look over here at Mr. Money bags. It will be a gift certificate to Block Buster.",
">\n\nI got a gift-certificate for K-mart, but only for use on items sold in a blue-light special.",
">\n\nMy mom worked the toys and apparel for a while I remember when I was young. She would take me in the back and show me all kids of stuff like the break room and stuff. One day she got sent home early and I was so worried she didn’t loose her job but that 9/11 happened and my brother signed up for the army afterwards I think is what happened it was a weird time in my life… my life is so much more weirder now than I ever thought it would be….",
">\n\nWe can’t just click the “yes, I’m 18” box anymore??",
">\n\nI’ve wondered when this would happen since before the first images could even download efficiently. 😅",
">\n\ngilliananderson_boobs.jpg has finished downloading.\nWhew! Time to see what this is all about!",
">\n\nGood gracious, I'm old enough to remember when Netscape first supported progressive jpeg downloads, over a 1200 baud modem!",
">\n\nThe last third of that photo loading over a period of several minutes made me a man. Absolutely on Navigator.",
">\n\nI'm glad someone else remembers those times! And Navigator was the only way to get Progressive images, no other browser came close!",
">\n\nThe first to introduce customization, like themes as well! Opera swept in a year later to try and launch with the fluff, but navigator was my jam for as long as I can remember. \nThese days the internet may seem wild-west, but those days back then were the gold rush.",
">\n\nYou also had to subscribe to an ISP (dial up) back then. I used Concentric.net, for about 12 years, until they just vanished. As did all the accounts i had set up with my concentric.net email :(\nI probably spent a couple thousand hours, playing Ultima Online (in beta, then production) even before the Trammel/Felucca split, on dial-up!",
">\n\nUltima was such a staple of the time! I remember how much I loathed EarthLink back then in my area.\nSuch a weird fondness for the tones of a pre-56k ISP dial-in. Horrid sound, but it was the gate to the world opening.\nEdit: typo",
">\n\nTime for kids in Louisiana to start cranking down to nude yoga on youtube",
">\n\nOr just hop on a VPN and sign into literally anywhere else.",
">\n\n\nsign into literally anywhere else.\n\n...and start cranking down to nude yoga on Youtube.",
">\n\nPlease, we have to educate them, by making them crank to naked news",
">\n\nCSPAN but naked.",
">\n\nCSPAN butt naked",
">\n\nIsn't this the same party that despises government interference??",
">\n\nOnly if it makes them a target. They adore it when others are the target.",
">\n\nWell, this should be eye opening. I don’t they know how many targets are in their own house on this one.",
">\n\nWhat exactly can Louisiana do to a website that isn't located in Louisiana, often not even in the US?\nSeveral years ago I owned some adult-type websites and I would get occasional e-mails from the government of Turkey demanding that I take them down because they violated Turkish law. Not that I block Turkey but straight-up take them down. Straight to trash they went.",
">\n\nI own a sex toy shop. I hope one day I get an email from Turkey, but so far it's just spam and the occasional product inquiry.",
">\n\nDoesn't anyone just jerk it to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog anymore?",
">\n\nWhat's Sears and a catalog? Is that The Kardashians new line?",
">\n\nFirst, my kids hear a dial tone on tv and have no fucking clue what it is. Now you’re doing this to me.",
">\n\nTell them that back in the day, when you wanted to use the internet, first the internet would have to call and yell at you over the phone.",
">\n\nLol they also wanted to know why the Simpson kids had to be home at a certain time to watch a certain show.",
">\n\n\"Well y'see Billy, when a television program came on, it aired that one time at a specific time and day. Maybe the day after if it's popular, or the next week before the new episode's time slot, but that's it. If you wanted to see it again, you had to get lucky and hope that the network would put it on as a rerun, and hope that the episode you want is playing. Also, you couldn't pause, fast forward, or rewind it. You had to check a channel called the TV Guide and see if your episode was playing later, then program your VCR to record it to a VHS tape. Only then could you watch an episode on demand.\"\n\"But Parent Figure, what if the show wasn't on a rerun?\"\n\"Well, then you're fucked, Billy. If you were a fan of less popular, less profitable shows, then they didn't get reruns, or they'd only happen once in a blue moon at 4AM or something. In that case, you just never got to see it again, officially anyhow. Later on, people would upload their own copies of these shows to a magical place called LimeWire. But you had to be careful: sometimes it wasn't the TV show, sometimes it was a cartel beheading, or two gir- uh, a rickroll, Billy. Just one guy and no cups involved...\"",
">\n\nYou had VCR.",
">\n\nOh no! How will I ever circumvent the internet’s air tight age verification systems!!\n-NO UNDERAGE PERSON EVER",
">\n\nThe toothpaste is out of the tube at this point. There’s no way to stop kids from watching porn",
">\n\nWas there ever?",
">\n\nI’m old from the pre internet era. It was snooping playboys from your dads sock draw or scrambled playboy when cable first came out",
">\n\nFriend of mine was convinced he could slightly descramble by rubbing a piece of aluminum foil on the shield of the coax connector on the back of the cable box. He'd wrap a piece around it and proceed to slowly twist and adjust the position for the perceived, coincidental payout moment when a blue-green, smeared, distorted titty would be kind of visible for five seconds.",
">\n\nIsn’t this beat for beat that scene from American Pie?",
">\n\nGotta love feel good laws that can't be enforced, and any attempt to actually make it happen leaves a whole host of privacy issues.\nFrom a tech perspective. A website has no one to enforce this just on Louisiana based residents even if they wanted to. You can't use the IP address to just target ones located in Louisiana because any border city may show across in the other State. And because a simple VPN to a server elsewhere defeats it. The ISP can't enforce it based off of physical address because, once again, a VPN to a server in another State or country will hide the traffic from the ISP and defeat it.\nThe only way you're going to have any sort of anything resembling success would be to require the websites to verify everyone going to the site, otherwise a VPN will bypass it. And once you do that, there will be data breaches which exposes fairly sensitive information that might be used to blackmail someone or to get them fired from a job based on their search history. So there's massive privacy concerns there. And even if they did that, any site not based in the US will just ignore the requirements anyway.\nThis shit is exactly why politicians should face repercussions for putting laws forward that are blatantly unconstitutional and/or completely unenforceable.",
">\n\nFrom what I understand from the article, the enforcement comes in by the parents being able to sue the website. Good luck if the website is hosted somewhere outside the U.S.",
">\n\nAnd most porn sites are, funny enough, at the very least owned by parties in other countries. Of course, they usually have US servers to make things faster, as most websites do.",
">\n\nThe youth will have to get their porn from the woods like we all had to as kids.",
">\n\nor forums with torrent or one click hoster links",
">\n\nVPN... and back to the same as it ever was.",
">\n\n\"look where my hand was\"",
">\n\n\"Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us\"",
">\n\nDad, I want a subscription to Nord VPN for Christmas.",
">\n\nFor real though, Nord is the shit. Haven't had any issues.",
">\n\nI've been using expressVPN for about 3 years now and it's been great.",
">\n\nPrivate Internet Access?",
">\n\nThere's a lot of companies offering nearly identical service for nearly identical pricing. Their sponsored ads on YouTube even all look the same.\nIt's almost impossible to tell them apart. Until one of them has a data breach that they claimed was impossible because \"we don't even keep logs\".\nAssign them all a number roll a 20-sided dice, use that one.",
">\n\nMullvad let's you mail them cash. As close to untraceable as you are gonna get.",
">\n\nyou can also super easily buy with crypto",
">\n\nCrypto is meant to be traceable. It's in fact built on the idea of super in depth logs of all transactions.",
">\n\nThey will tie the type of porn you watch to your id. I'm sure this won't have any negative impacts on the LGBT+ community in the state, at all. \n...but I bet there's gonna be a lot of shock when they find out how many \"good ol boys\" like twink porn.",
">\n\ni can see no argument for this.. do you want a quasi-government entity accessing your porn viewing habits? How likely is it that this information is not protected, and is in fact actively traded/sold?",
">\n\nThis is a garbage, feelgood law. It won't last long, mainly because it will fail.",
">\n\nComing to a red state near you.",
">\n\nAny kid with a boner and basic intelligence will easily get past the age verification.",
">\n\n\nwith a boner and basic intelligence\n\nApparently, Laurie Schlegel thinks they are mutually exclusive.",
">\n\nThis is a great ad for VPN service companies.",
">\n\n”…She said problems like depression, erectile dysfunction, lack of motivation, and fatigue can be directly linked to porn.”\n“My Body, My Choice” doesn’t extend past masks or vaccinations for this bunch.\nAnyway, I’d say, hands off my erection, but that sort of defeats the point.",
">\n\nCorrection: \"A Body, My Choice\" does not extend past themselves for this bunch. The double standard is the goal.\nIt's \"my body my choice\" when they don't wear a mask because your body is their belonging. Same with all other matters of 'choice'; it's fine if Hershel forces you to get an abortion, just as it's up to an elected official or a judge to decide whether or not you're going to get one or give birth.\nThink of the 'royal we': when conservatives use terms like \"America\", or \"We\" or \"Freedom\", they're talking about themselves exclusively.",
">\n\nHow in the hell is this going to be enforceable?\nIs the state going to employ people who literally search for porn websites all day and block the ones who don't comply?\nRidiculous.",
">\n\nIt's not enforceable. States can't create interstate laws. So Louisiana can't force a company that is based and hosts their data in California to comply with a law in Louisiana.",
">\n\nSo THAT case is a little different. This is imposing rules on the sale of pork within the state of California. So basically saying Kroger or whoever they have there can’t sell pork from a shitty farm. Which would mean they can’t buy from Billy bob’s discount pig farm in Missouri.\nIANAL, and I’m not sure how I feel about the constitutionality of this particular legislation. On one hand, it’s clearly only regulating stores within California, but because it also affects interstate commerce, I’m not sure how that ties into it and I’m not well-versed enough to say whether they would be legal or not.",
">\n\nThanks for checking it out and commenting! I guess I saw the connection in that one state's law is affecting businesses based in other states. You're right, no state currently can tell businesses elsewhere how to run, but this current case points out that it can end up doing so in a de facto way if said business wants to be able to reach consumers in that state. I agree that it's different though since in the pork case it sounds like many businesses could tank if they can't sell to their biggest customers, which are apparently all in CA.",
">\n\nIt's the same reason that cars follow California emission standards despite the fact that other states are less strict. \nNobody is going to give up that big of a market, and it's not efficient to try and make 50 different variations on an engine to try and match all the various state rules.",
">\n\nMakes sense",
">\n\nHow long until we see NordVPN billboards across Louisiana?",
">\n\nWhatever happened to the \"small government\" ideals of conservativism? Oh wait, it's a lie that they use only at their convenience.",
">\n\n\"Small government\" means the government shouldn't tell them what to do. Surprisingly often these things boil down to who is telling who what to do. When Conservatives are being told they hate it. When they're doing the telling they love it.",
">\n\nI was born in 1900, I swear",
">\n\nI was born in 1900 or 2004, whichever has me doing less scrolling"
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