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Most perfect day for tennis ever. \ud83c\udfbe\u2600\ud83d\udc4c #happy
@opgthe3rd \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01
Text me
@meplunk1 @catttt__ truth
\Now,\" Jaina continued, \"why don't we all swim. That is why we came, isn't it? Anyway, Zekk and Jacen are Jedi. I'm sure"
@GeroniBro MINE WAS A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE TOO HE NEVER SAID THAT THO
I had one job and I couldn't even do it
@trampabroad damn. That's quite the day!!
@chelsea_grayt when I put it in your mouth, don't scratch, don't bite \ud83d\ude18
Butler for the first time tonight:))
Can't focus on all this physics now. Thanks a fucking lot.
@kniffinbaby never
I'm just never good enough for anyone.
@wilsonspencerk just kitten but remember a long time ago when we played waterfall under the parachute!? lets draaaank again :(
@KatilynHicks96 mkay. :D
Love that @ChadOerman has a background pic of a bunch of half naked men. #missyou
@BrokeKnee sayyyy what?!\ud83d\ude03
@KBeaudreault OH I SAID BATH ALRIGHT. BRUBBLE BRATH.
These cramps<<<<<<<<<<<
@littlebribaby always remember I have a video of you wobbling
Best team basketball I have seen all season #BBN. #kentucky
I feel like I creep @LinkVOX out... I just want you to love me lawl.
@_angelinnna come back into my lifeeeee
I wish my ankle would get better!! #likenow
@MadisonKaylena @gingersnapsx3 me too :) love you! \u263a\ud83d\ude18
It's amusing watching you try so hard
Just got back from Black Friday shopping and it's still technically Thursday
Johnny fucking Football
@StefflJack no
@althompson94 No,because you might cheat !
2 hrs of snow clearing later we've finally given up. It's still snowing, but we should at least be able to get out of the driveway tmrw...
I don't know that I trust him... #Revolution #TakeBackThePower
@hannahwalny thank youuu\ud83d\ude0a
I think read receipts should always be on.
Pandora is doing a fine job tonight \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfb6
@lydking @Themaeds I hope Yonkers uses discretion and isn't swayed by a wine and ambien cocktail #asklyd
Too bad I'm not your best friend anymore.;)
@alexthelionx we can't stop
Idek how I'm going to workout later.
Putting \#pretty\" on your selfie on Instagram... \n\n#imjudgingyou"
I'm beyond pissed
Sometimes I forget just how amazing my family is #love
About to leave without @JennNovakk and @KaitlinMurrayyy
She's on a whole other level. #mushytweet
Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and do something crazy
I love making friends \ud83d\ude0a
Im going to own my own island and have a farm on it
I'm gonna look \ud83d\udcaf in my new clothes.
It just can't...it's not supposed too
So this is kinda like what rape feels like..
A draw was fair but disappointing. Top of the table for now! #THFC
happy Mother's Day to all the amazing mothers and may god be with those who lost theirs. \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude4f #thankful
@YeezyDashiell this place kills me! Haha, it takes everything just to be nice to people
I mean.....how do you just not text someone you love. Regardless what went down, it doesn't make the no contact any easier....#damnittohell
Happy Thanksgiving! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf3d\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udf70\ud83c\udf74\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf43\ud83c\udf3e\u263a\ufe0f
@C_Lowe_Green @AustinLoweToGo mental problems man.
@DominicGrossi I try!
Why do people get so upset over a fashion show yet wear every last bit of the brand they can get their hands on? #VSFashionShow
I've never watched 500 Days Of Summer with anyone who loves it as much as I do. This is exciting.
Dogs hanging out of car widows will always make me laugh
I love my little cousins, they're so sweet. \ud83d\ude0a
hoy hacemos Marciaaal
Just go with the flow!
@saraelizzz lol I asked you if you wanted to stay
@Bethenny only you look great doing that!
@FarranBella \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 getting #dark
@KendraMiracle yeah but idk when everyone else is going lol
@morganestes swapped. Figured I won't have this computer much longer and really need the room. Not my primary machine with photos music etc.
@LaurenSeman24 I know! Lol his truck is sideways in the road. I had to go to Marvin to go uptown and they were being dicks about it
I feel like a mother dropping her kid off at school when I take my car to get an oil change #imweird \ud83d\ude01
and I can't forget you.
Is it weird that you have said that so much to the point that it doesn't even bother me anymore? Oh wellllllll
@destini_johnson @tay_hatfield you can drive you homo !
I'm not watching #thevoice anymore this season. @MrNicHawk, @PrestonPohl, and now Matthew Schuler? Worst season ever! :(
We raise some hell where the black top ends #hicklife
I can't wait until fair
At the barber shop and I'm wishing one of my Spanish homies like @miss_amERRICA n @vrodzx3 was here to translate so I can be down too
@Triforce_Punk #Truth possibly the funniest show ever in my book
Friends make the worst enemies. #houseofcards
Seriously this Gattis guy is unreal
Damn I feel like all I do is sit I my car waiting on people
And by blink.of course I mean black ha
Wake up 6am. All I see is the moon as I'm headed to the gym
That's just how the O's operate and have for years. If you want to enjoy them you have to enjoy them for what they are.
@HilljakLinbeard u hope. I've had 3 in a row. 14-15 train wreck is coming.
Yup . I'm going to sleep now .
Getting ready to watch the Chiefs! (:
Thank god for breaks \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f
@jcompagna ya I have her digits she's down
@BeccaIsLOST815 what have you guys been talking about fill me in!
I'm not a morning person
No get this worrrrk\ud83d\udc8b
What happened last night
@DuRagCapeFlapin @pugaliciousdoe I guess they gotta a limit on the amount of ignorant niggas at LVC...
iMessage>>>>any other messages
Listen Depew Ice Rink, you're inside a building, I'm going to need you to be warmer than this. Love, Emily.
@FrankRamblings How? That could be fun!
@Bschwan11 #volunteerWork
I need ice cream and a long drive.
I'm gonna be honest, I can't wait for college