manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Shkreli's sentence served as another reminder of how valuable freedom is and to really appreciate it when you have it.	Yes, and that shit can hit the fan real quick and change your whole fucking world - so, do your best to minimize those chances.
But theyve got you for 7 years, what the fuck is the point of terrorizing these inmates? What a waste of resources	Because this is America and there are no human rights in the prison system.
tell me something i don't know, soyboy	Lmao “soyboy”, I bet you’ve never lifted a dumbbell.
The fuck? You think the mods are any more competent than the subs?	Downvoted because that's what we do naow
That's the same face I have when I see mods sucking cock behind dumpsters.	It's 2018 bro, why aren't you sucking a dick?
He wants to reduce his taxes for the next three years duh	Even then losses are an above the line deduction but it's limited to 3k
That's more important. How's one achieve that	Easy, start by learning to learn to learn to read
The button is there if you turn off subreddit themes or just use an API instead of a screen	Or use the app, Apollo
Credit risk? So you could not only lose your investment but possibly even more? How much more?	No, it just means that the investment could go to zero if the underlying credit fails
That sounded plausible but some of the time this happened; I clicked the notification right as it came in.	They might still be able to get matches after being banned.
Doubt it.	Will be higher
looks like NFLX or AMZN	They wouldn't have only barely beat the S&P over that range with those holdings
Keeping the Disney shares. She loved the 12 shares she gave me. Don't know why she had Pepsi she was a Coke drinker. And ConAgra directly almost ruined my family as I gave 4.5 years of my life to that company only for them to lay off and break up some of the greatest dudes I ever worked with. Luckily I got out before layoffs.	She was smart. Yeah she drank Coke but thought Pepsi was a more profitable company.
Can we get a kardashian to lead all their lemmings into Robinhood and buying index funds?	This! Against my best judgement I went for ITM SPY calls this morning. Blaming it on the 1 hour loss of sleep from DST.
Bringing the sub back was a mistake	Hodor
But I wants morrrrrre. I must haves it.	Yea, honestly..don't listen to me though. I took 10k in gains after my options went HAM. Had I held strong I would be sitting on 20k easy
Already at $252	laughs in hidden
High frequency coffee drinker for sure	More like 'buying at a premium.' You can't make money if you're paying 50% more than market.
Break out back down to 11 to start the cycle again?	Buy below twelve, sell above 14. Solid strategy for the last year or so...
Not fair that it goes vs. NVDA in round 2.	GG EZ win for AMD
[I'm content ](https://i.imgur.com/0RxQUKo.png)	[Almost same bro, but 100 shares going to be called away](https://i.imgur.com/qwrVoRf.png)
Only 10 business days if you want to withdraw that	Takes 2-3 for me.
Sold at $1555 yesterday :/	Dude why
I like fintech but what is 'all that' that is happening?	You know... the thing that everyone knows about.
2	Correct
So all these other pics of his baby face are just old stock pics?	Yes
Will be there in a year easily.	Give it a week
Curse you, you dirty tendies pirate!	the one true god amongst men
Thanks for the help, I will do this monday morning.	Try going with tastytrade. I may be mistaken, but I think they give out option trading more easily than TD. Also they have extremely low commissions.
This comment you wrote gave me hardest time today reading.	The comment posted here by you is second ranked of how hard it is read
The 16th 😬	Damn.
Any ideas why AMD's IV has skyrocketed the past week on almost no news? I'm guessing either buyout rumors or riding on the coat-tails of NVDA/MU	I think some people are betting the important news to be release for this week. One guy bought 55000 $12.5 call expiring this week and insane open interest on both side to earn the premium.
AMT CCI DLR CONE COR KIM SPG LTC MZOR TDOC	What was your decision process to go in on Chinese equities? And what are your next plays
can you tell next time see you at $100? thanks	Consider it done bro.
I	G
Hopefully it could be financed with $0 down	And zero payments for the first year?
Thanks for the quick buck. Thinking of taking profit and moving on soon	happy it worked out for you brotha!
You can still down vote from the mobile version of the website (m.reddit.com) and the app.	ah, thanks
Well I see value at 329, anywhere in the 320s is good to buy	I had a few shares at $299 a while back. I saw potential in it going down further, so sold at $325.
Good attempt	I tried. Congrats on the sick gains.
Don't do it, OP. OTM FDs aren't for the risk adverse.	Whoosh
Forgot to mention those calls have been sold so I can reinvest!	Well done.
Rent?	200% meaning another 100% is margin.
Get turbotax or similar. It'll import it.	my file is too large. For the online and CD versions.
But if it's gonna moon why would the price ever be at the price that you bought it at?	It makes so much sense now! Just buy stocks before they're about to shoot up! Why didn't we think of it earlier?
Why would tech freak out? QCOM will drop some. AVGO might go up. INTC will probably go up.	Because it shows the administration is willing to get in the way of things in the industry using weak national security excuses.
But they don’t appreciate you	And that depreciates me
I was like 150,000 in line and got options weeks ago.	Fuck, I was like 400-500. No fucking options. Reeeeeeee
$MU is gay.	If making money is gay, then I'm Miles Davis
On the contrary! ESPECIALLY if OP loses money. Then we get to make fun of them for their terrible picks.	R E T R O S P E C T
Curious why?	because its going above 80 dollars, and the only stopping point is 1000
It’s so tippy top secret he can’t provide proof	Of course it’s your cake day
Great opportunity to pick some up today on some very short-lived concerns. Now that I said that I'm sure it'll drop another buck tomorrow.	Yeah I might start doubling down on INTC. I only have 200 shares right now
Up like 40% this year so far... so yeah. Pretty damn close	We're only 19% of the way through the year, so it's beating!
Anyone worth anything has already disabled the subreddit style here	You gotta have the subreddit style disabled in honor of its inhabitants
Still up 35% in the last year but yeah I'm autistic	Sorry you're on /r/WSB so I have to assume, nothing against you personally :).
The UK government might want to invest in a dictionary.	Monopoly =/= majority
Doesn’t that imply you could be wrong about MU? Heretic!!!	OP bought puts, not Marty. If we’re inverting this guy it means all in MU
A	G
Have fun with your tendies, I’m lookin to lose a lot of money	I’d just blow my gains on cocaine and hookers anyways, might as well lose it all on AMD
You can deduct 3k at a time against income. But you can write off all of it against future capital gains. So if I lose 100k in stocks this year, I can write off $3k and carry over the $97k loss. Next year, if I have $97k capital gains, I can write off my previous losses against it and pay no tax.	This true? 26 upvotes say so but I dunno.
M E T A	Ayyyy (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง
It works until it doesn’t.	It works everytime, 50% of the time.
F	O
Have you considered shedding your human skin and becoming a company? Corporate personhood is the best personhood.	You can even buy and play with new automatic weapons then as only corporations are allowed to do that for some reason us plebs cant fathom
My brother keeps saying that RH should implement a social media aspect. It'll show your trades and holdings to friends and then everyone can talk shit. Would be fun.	That sounds dumb as shit tbh.
'I ain't gay, but $20 is $20'	A handjob is still a job.
swear	on me mum
I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Thank you	By not putting your own autistic face in their, you showed us that you're on the heavier end of the spectrum. Welcome home brother.
Nah buy the $CRON dip first	Meh I dropped cron like a hot sack of shit right before it tanked back down. Do you think its actually a legit long play?
What is the intelligent investor ?	Warren’s fav book
it's not waterboarding if you use diesel	How am I supposed to afford diesel with these losses?
Don't be nervous, the market looks strong and steady	to smoke bongs, my weed bags are heavy
Wow. Sperrys and everything.	U just jealous of bae
Same	\#metoo
but what about ships bringing us tendies from china?	That’s not happening again indefinitely, in case you didn’t hear.
He's still ready	Even better, less prep
Don't they own like 140k shares of amd?	Total rh but I am talking /rh
Calls/Puts that he feels are a bargain.	Thanks buddy!
Spoke too soon.	.28 is nothing.
Oh snap	No, short snap
And POOF! 90% of your money is gone in 15 minutes! Will it come back? Who knows?	LMAO
tempting but what will likely happen is the moment I switch the market will turn around and ill end up losing money twice instead	Please sacrifice, I beg you! My calls are hurting so badly.
then why are you posting this weak ass trade	Probably because he made money today while the rest of us are asking our mamas to cook dinner for us so we don’t have to eat ichiban again
I got into it. How the fuck do I even add a stock to a watch list?	Select the grid tab, then the settings icon at the top right.
People have said that its from Intel, the source of the piece is Israeli, Intel has plants in Israel.	MU was an inside job
Apple is part of fang you autist	AMZN not AAPL
Yeah but when. Look at ANET. They didn’t have a dip till years later. Or $BA or $NVDA.	Lol true
Oh I'm sorry should we all just invest in an ally savings account then faggot?	Are you talking shit about my 1.5% gainz?
fuck nooo. my faggy calls are gonna be worthless tomorrow. account blow up imminent.	L ^I Q ^U I ^D A ^T E ^Y O ^U R ^S H ^I T
Who feels sorry for Walmart? What are you ranting about you nut job lol	Good one lulz
I'm feeling the pump in a bad way.	Should have trusted Ms Cleo
It all dun went to my cock smoker and my stock broker	OP's mom is your stock broker? Thats pretty neat. What a small world we live in.
I kind of panicked after my options buying power went to like -15k	That happened to me when I sold naked wdc calls. They were itm and got exercised early Friday and then Monday wdc dropped by 10% got margin called even though I made a big profit
Well this isn't fun to watch.	RIP my SPX calls
Yeh that happens and no one is proud of it. The difference is Democrats push sex education, birth control measures, public education and other services in an effort to stop the cycle and pull people out of ignorance and poverty. Republicans feed into their cesspool with the examples above.	oh yeah those social programs from racist ass LBJ are working great.... working great at creating generations of families in poverty dependent on the government who vote for guess what... the hand that feeds them
You can still sell the option before the expiration date.	yes, all of which would be at a substantial loss due to time decay
Summed up my feelings at around 10:30 every day, and even kept the meter. 10/10 work son, made me smile	Thank you mannnnn!!!! i explicitly wanted to keep the meter and rhyme scheme as close as i could :)
10 year probably isn't gonna be much higher than an Ally savings.	The 30-year is lower than an Ally savings.
This negative markets shows something that i am not sure.	No

Shkreli's sentence served as another reminder of how valuable freedom is and to really appreciate it when you have it.

Yes, and that shit can hit the fan real quick and change your whole fucking world - so, do your best to minimize those chances.

But theyve got you for 7 years, what the fuck is the point of terrorizing these inmates? What a waste of resources

Because this is America and there are no human rights in the prison system.

tell me something i don't know, soyboy

Lmao “soyboy”, I bet you’ve never lifted a dumbbell.

The fuck? You think the mods are any more competent than the subs?

Downvoted because that's what we do naow

That's the same face I have when I see mods sucking cock behind dumpsters.

It's 2018 bro, why aren't you sucking a dick?

He wants to reduce his taxes for the next three years duh

Even then losses are an above the line deduction but it's limited to 3k

That's more important. How's one achieve that

Easy, start by learning to learn to learn to read

The button is there if you turn off subreddit themes or just use an API instead of a screen

Or use the app, Apollo

Credit risk? So you could not only lose your investment but possibly even more? How much more?

No, it just means that the investment could go to zero if the underlying credit fails

That sounded plausible but some of the time this happened; I clicked the notification right as it came in.

They might still be able to get matches after being banned.

Doubt it.

Will be higher

looks like NFLX or AMZN

They wouldn't have only barely beat the S&P over that range with those holdings

Keeping the Disney shares. She loved the 12 shares she gave me. Don't know why she had Pepsi she was a Coke drinker. And ConAgra directly almost ruined my family as I gave 4.5 years of my life to that company only for them to lay off and break up some of the greatest dudes I ever worked with. Luckily I got out before layoffs.

She was smart. Yeah she drank Coke but thought Pepsi was a more profitable company.

Can we get a kardashian to lead all their lemmings into Robinhood and buying index funds?

This! Against my best judgement I went for ITM SPY calls this morning. Blaming it on the 1 hour loss of sleep from DST.

Bringing the sub back was a mistake

Hodor

But I wants morrrrrre. I must haves it.

Yea, honestly..don't listen to me though. I took 10k in gains after my options went HAM. Had I held strong I would be sitting on 20k easy

Already at $252

*laughs in hidden*

High frequency coffee drinker for sure

More like 'buying at a premium.' You can't make money if you're paying 50% more than market.

Break out back down to 11 to start the cycle again?

Buy below twelve, sell above 14. Solid strategy for the last year or so...

Not fair that it goes vs. NVDA in round 2.

GG EZ win for AMD

[I'm content ](https://i.imgur.com/0RxQUKo.png)

[Almost same bro, but 100 shares going to be called away](https://i.imgur.com/qwrVoRf.png)

Only 10 business days if you want to withdraw that

Takes 2-3 for me.

Sold at $1555 yesterday :/

Dude why

I like fintech but what is 'all that' that is happening?

You know... the thing that everyone knows about.

2

Correct

So all these other pics of his baby face are just old stock pics?

Yes

Will be there in a year easily.

Give it a week

Curse you, you dirty tendies pirate!

the one true god amongst men

Thanks for the help, I will do this monday morning.

Try going with tastytrade. I may be mistaken, but I think they give out option trading more easily than TD. Also they have extremely low commissions.

This comment you wrote gave me hardest time today reading.

The comment posted here by you is second ranked of how hard it is read

The 16th 😬

Damn.

Any ideas why AMD's IV has skyrocketed the past week on almost no news? I'm guessing either buyout rumors or riding on the coat-tails of NVDA/MU

I think some people are betting the important news to be release for this week. One guy bought 55000 $12.5 call expiring this week and insane open interest on both side to earn the premium.

AMT CCI DLR CONE COR KIM SPG LTC MZOR TDOC

What was your decision process to go in on Chinese equities? And what are your next plays

can you tell next time see you at $100? thanks

Consider it done bro.

I

G

Hopefully it could be financed with $0 down

And zero payments for the first year?

Thanks for the quick buck. Thinking of taking profit and moving on soon

happy it worked out for you brotha!

You can still down vote from the mobile version of the website (m.reddit.com) and the app.

ah, thanks

Well I see value at 329, anywhere in the 320s is good to buy

I had a few shares at $299 a while back. I saw potential in it going down further, so sold at $325.

Good attempt

I tried. Congrats on the sick gains.

Don't do it, OP. OTM FDs aren't for the risk adverse.

Whoosh

Forgot to mention those calls have been sold so I can reinvest!

Well done.

Rent?

200% meaning another 100% is margin.

Get turbotax or similar. It'll import it.

my file is too large. For the online and CD versions.

But if it's gonna moon why would the price ever be at the price that you bought it at?

It makes so much sense now! Just buy stocks before they're about to shoot up! Why didn't we think of it earlier?

Why would tech freak out? QCOM will drop some. AVGO might go up. INTC will probably go up.

Because it shows the administration is willing to get in the way of things in the industry using weak national security excuses.

But *they* don’t appreciate you

And that depreciates me

I was like 150,000 in line and got options weeks ago.

Fuck, I was like 400-500. No fucking options. Reeeeeeee

$MU is gay.

If making money is gay, then I'm Miles Davis

On the contrary! ESPECIALLY if OP loses money. Then we get to make fun of them for their terrible picks.

**R E T R O S P E C T**

Curious why?

because its going above 80 dollars, and the only stopping point is 1000

It’s so tippy top secret he can’t provide proof

Of course it’s your cake day

Great opportunity to pick some up today on some very short-lived concerns. Now that I said that I'm sure it'll drop another buck tomorrow.

Yeah I might start doubling down on INTC. I only have 200 shares right now

Up like 40% this year so far... so yeah. Pretty damn close

We're only 19% of the way through the year, so it's beating!

Anyone worth anything has already disabled the subreddit style here

You gotta have the subreddit style disabled in honor of its inhabitants

Still up 35% in the last year but yeah I'm autistic

Sorry you're on /r/WSB so I have to assume, nothing against you personally :).

The UK government might want to invest in a dictionary.

Monopoly =/= majority

Doesn’t that imply you could be wrong about MU? Heretic!!!

OP bought puts, not Marty. If we’re inverting this guy it means all in MU

A

G

Have fun with your tendies, I’m lookin to lose a lot of money

I’d just blow my gains on cocaine and hookers anyways, might as well lose it all on AMD

You can deduct 3k at a time against income. But you can write off all of it against future capital gains. So if I lose 100k in stocks this year, I can write off $3k and carry over the $97k loss. Next year, if I have $97k capital gains, I can write off my previous losses against it and pay no tax.

This true? 26 upvotes say so but I dunno.

M E T A

Ayyyy (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

It works until it doesn’t.

It works everytime, 50% of the time.

F

O

Have you considered shedding your human skin and becoming a company? Corporate personhood is the best personhood.

You can even buy and play with new automatic weapons then as only corporations are allowed to do that for some reason us plebs cant fathom

My brother keeps saying that RH should implement a social media aspect. It'll show your trades and holdings to friends and then everyone can talk shit. Would be fun.

That sounds dumb as shit tbh.

'I ain't gay, but $20 is $20'

A handjob is still a job.

swear

on me mum

I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Thank you

By not putting your own autistic face in their, you showed us that you're on the heavier end of the spectrum. Welcome home brother.

Nah buy the $CRON dip first

Meh I dropped cron like a hot sack of shit right before it tanked back down. Do you think its actually a legit long play?

What is the intelligent investor ?

Warren’s fav book

it's not waterboarding if you use diesel

How am I supposed to afford diesel with these losses?

Don't be nervous, the market looks strong and steady

to smoke bongs, my weed bags are heavy

Wow. Sperrys and everything.

U just jealous of bae

Same

\#metoo

but what about ships bringing us tendies from china?

That’s not happening again indefinitely, in case you didn’t hear.

He's still ready

Even better, less prep

Don't they own like 140k shares of amd?

Total rh but I am talking /rh

Calls/Puts that he feels are a bargain.

Thanks buddy!

Spoke too soon.

.28 is nothing.

Oh snap

No, short snap

And POOF! 90% of your money is gone in 15 minutes! Will it come back? Who knows?

LMAO

tempting but what will likely happen is the moment I switch the market will turn around and ill end up losing money twice instead

Please sacrifice, I beg you! My calls are hurting so badly.

then why are you posting this weak ass trade

Probably because he made money today while the rest of us are asking our mamas to cook dinner for us so we don’t have to eat ichiban again

I got into it. How the fuck do I even add a stock to a watch list?

Select the grid tab, then the settings icon at the top right.

People have said that its from Intel, the source of the piece is Israeli, Intel has plants in Israel.

MU was an inside job

Apple is part of fang you autist

AMZN not AAPL

Yeah but when. Look at ANET. They didn’t have a dip till years later. Or $BA or $NVDA.

Lol true

Oh I'm sorry should we all just invest in an ally savings account then faggot?

Are you talking shit about my 1.5% gainz?

fuck nooo. my faggy calls are gonna be worthless tomorrow. account blow up imminent.

L ^I Q ^U I ^D A ^T E ^Y O ^U R ^S H ^I T

Who feels sorry for Walmart? What are you ranting about you nut job lol

Good one lulz

I'm feeling the pump in a bad way.

Should have trusted Ms Cleo

It all dun went to my cock smoker and my stock broker

OP's mom is your stock broker? Thats pretty neat. What a small world we live in.

I kind of panicked after my options buying power went to like -15k

That happened to me when I sold naked wdc calls. They were itm and got exercised early Friday and then Monday wdc dropped by 10% got margin called even though I made a big profit

Well this isn't fun to watch.

RIP my SPX calls

Yeh that happens and no one is proud of it. The difference is Democrats push sex education, birth control measures, public education and other services in an effort to stop the cycle and pull people out of ignorance and poverty. Republicans feed into their cesspool with the examples above.

oh yeah those social programs from racist ass LBJ are working great.... working great at creating generations of families in poverty dependent on the government who vote for guess what... the hand that feeds them

You can still sell the option before the expiration date.

yes, all of which would be at a substantial loss due to time decay

Summed up my feelings at around 10:30 every day, and even kept the meter. 10/10 work son, made me smile

Thank you mannnnn!!!! i explicitly wanted to keep the meter and rhyme scheme as close as i could :)

10 year probably isn't gonna be much higher than an Ally savings.

The 30-year is lower than an Ally savings.

This negative markets shows something that i am not sure.

No