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I farted in a elevator with another person | So i was at work in the elevator and i farted really loud. I was so ashamed | ewwww |
I farted in a elevator with another person So i was at work in the elevator and i farted really loud. I was so ashamed | ewwww | Yeah there was a lady in the elevator as well. i felt bad |
I farted in a elevator with another person So i was at work in the elevator and i farted really loud. I was so ashamed ewwww | Yeah there was a lady in the elevator as well. i felt bad | It smelled bad and you felt bad LOL |
In the winter months its hard to stay ready for emergency needs in storms. | Do you have boots and a shovel? | I do |
In the winter months its hard to stay ready for emergency needs in storms. Do you have boots and a shovel? | I do | Good winter is coming you already know |
In the winter months its hard to stay ready for emergency needs in storms. Do you have boots and a shovel? I do | Good winter is coming you already know | Yeah but where i live snow and ice are not really a issue |
I was sick and my girlfirend took care of me | I was so sick last week. but im so lucky to have my girl friend she stayed with me | Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling better. |
I was sick and my girlfirend took care of me I was so sick last week. but im so lucky to have my girl friend she stayed with me | Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling better. | I am now, but i felt so lucky to have her |
I was sick and my girlfirend took care of me I was so sick last week. but im so lucky to have my girl friend she stayed with me Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you are feeling better. | I am now, but i felt so lucky to have her | That's good. And your girlfriend sounds like a real keeper. |
I'm feel so alone. My children live clear across the country from me. | My kids live 1800 miles away from me. I miss them so my and feel so alone without them. | Well maybe you should move closer to them? |
I'm feel so alone. My children live clear across the country from me. My kids live 1800 miles away from me. I miss them so my and feel so alone without them. | Well maybe you should move closer to them? | I actually moved away from them. The cold was getting to me. And I didn't think I would miss them this much. |
I'm feel so alone. My children live clear across the country from me. My kids live 1800 miles away from me. I miss them so my and feel so alone without them. Well maybe you should move closer to them? | I actually moved away from them. The cold was getting to me. And I didn't think I would miss them this much. | Yeah the cold can affect us older gents in some odd ways. |
My mom called just to see how i was doing | Last night i got a call from my mom just to check on me | Moms like to do that, they worry about their kids! |
My mom called just to see how i was doing Last night i got a call from my mom just to check on me | Moms like to do that, they worry about their kids! | Yeah she is amazing i love her so much |
My mom called just to see how i was doing Last night i got a call from my mom just to check on me Moms like to do that_comma_ they worry about their kids! | Yeah she is amazing i love her so much | You should talk to her every chance you can, you never know when it will be your last. |
I sat in a hot tube and it was nice and relaxing | Last night was great I sat in the hot tube and it was so nice | That sounds like sooo much fun! I want to get a hot tub someday. |
I sat in a hot tube and it was nice and relaxing Last night was great I sat in the hot tube and it was so nice | That sounds like sooo much fun! I want to get a hot tub someday. | Yeah is helped get rid of all my stress |
I sat in a hot tube and it was nice and relaxing Last night was great I sat in the hot tube and it was so nice That sounds like sooo much fun! I want to get a hot tub someday. | Yeah is helped get rid of all my stress | That is good. It's not good to be stressed. |
I got some bad news today. It has made me feel down and depressed. | I got some bad news from my doctor today. :( All I want to do is cry. | Im sorry, but you should still try to remain positive about it |
I got some bad news today. It has made me feel down and depressed. I got some bad news from my doctor today. :( All I want to do is cry. | Im sorry, but you should still try to remain positive about it | Thank you. My husband said the same thing. I am trying, but it's hard. |
I got some bad news today. It has made me feel down and depressed. I got some bad news from my doctor today. :( All I want to do is cry. Im sorry_comma_ but you should still try to remain positive about it | Thank you. My husband said the same thing. I am trying, but it's hard. | I know, You just have to take it one day at a time |
This guy on the phone kept asking for info and i was worried it was a scam | I got a call and the guy kept asking for all my info like my social it was kinda unerving | That is very odd, I wouldn't give them any of that information. He is up to no good! |
This guy on the phone kept asking for info and i was worried it was a scam I got a call and the guy kept asking for all my info like my social it was kinda unerving | That is very odd, I wouldn't give them any of that information. He is up to no good! | Yeah i hung up and reported the call |
This guy on the phone kept asking for info and i was worried it was a scam I got a call and the guy kept asking for all my info like my social it was kinda unerving That is very odd_comma_ I wouldn't give them any of that information. He is up to no good! | Yeah i hung up and reported the call | Good call! I would of done the same thing. You can never be too careful! |
I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days. | I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days | Man, I love when you can enjoy some good food from your childhood. It brings back so many memories. |
I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days. I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days | Man, I love when you can enjoy some good food from your childhood. It brings back so many memories. | Yes theres nothing like your mothers cooking. |
I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days. I go to eat at a little place that makes me remember my childhood days Man_comma_ I love when you can enjoy some good food from your childhood. It brings back so many memories. | Yes theres nothing like your mothers cooking. | For sure, I miss being able to have my moms cooking. Now I am very far away from her. |
I work in IT and it really bothers me when people talk forever about their computer issues. | I'm a computer tech and it really bothers me when people go on about their computer issues. Especially when the issue was already resolved before I called them. | That is frustrating! Most people don't know basic trouble shooting skills. |
I work in IT and it really bothers me when people talk forever about their computer issues. I'm a computer tech and it really bothers me when people go on about their computer issues. Especially when the issue was already resolved before I called them. | That is frustrating! Most people don't know basic trouble shooting skills. | Yes. And they also think we have nothing better to do then to just sit and wait for their call. grrrr. |
I work in IT and it really bothers me when people talk forever about their computer issues. I'm a computer tech and it really bothers me when people go on about their computer issues. Especially when the issue was already resolved before I called them. That is frustrating! Most people don't know basic trouble shooting skills. | Yes. And they also think we have nothing better to do then to just sit and wait for their call. grrrr. | Yeah, it can be hard to be patient with people like that. |
I'm so mad. My husband ate all my ice cream. | My husband finished the last of my favorite ice cream. That made me so mad. | I would be mad too, you should demand him to buy you more! |
I'm so mad. My husband ate all my ice cream. My husband finished the last of my favorite ice cream. That made me so mad. | I would be mad too, you should demand him to buy you more! | Oh trust me, I will. Might make him clean the house for it as well to make up for it. |
I'm so mad. My husband ate all my ice cream. My husband finished the last of my favorite ice cream. That made me so mad. I would be mad too_comma_ you should demand him to buy you more! | Oh trust me, I will. Might make him clean the house for it as well to make up for it. | Yeah, make him regret doing such a cruel thing. |
I am super meticulous about how clean and nice my pool looks, but recently we have had some crazy weather. The last few days it had rained and ton and today I finally got to look at my pool. Im ashamed to say it was green and I couldnt see the bottom! | I teach swimming lessons during the summer, but we recently have been having tons of crazy weather!! | Yes it has been a very wild and wet summer. |
I am super meticulous about how clean and nice my pool looks, but recently we have had some crazy weather. The last few days it had rained and ton and today I finally got to look at my pool. Im ashamed to say it was green and I couldnt see the bottom! I teach swimming lessons during the summer_comma_ but we recently have been having tons of crazy weather!! | Yes it has been a very wild and wet summer. | yes! we recently got about 5 inches of rain! I was so ashamed when I went out today to look at the pool and it was green!! |
I am super meticulous about how clean and nice my pool looks, but recently we have had some crazy weather. The last few days it had rained and ton and today I finally got to look at my pool. Im ashamed to say it was green and I couldnt see the bottom! I teach swimming lessons during the summer_comma_ but we recently have been having tons of crazy weather!! Yes it has been a very wild and wet summer. | yes! we recently got about 5 inches of rain! I was so ashamed when I went out today to look at the pool and it was green!! | I bet. This has been the most rainy season I have ever seen |
I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled | I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled" | Darn! Why did you have to cancel? |
I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled" | Darn! Why did you have to cancel? | My car was in a hit and run accident as I was getting out the day before. I was ok thank god. |
I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled I wanted to go to Georgia but my trip was cancelled" Darn! Why did you have to cancel? | My car was in a hit and run accident as I was getting out the day before. I was ok thank god. | oh my goodness! That is scary! I am glad to hear you are ok. |
Just had a wreck the driver that hit me was not insured not sure how this will turn out | I was hit by a car today and just found out the other driver does not have insurance | Oh no, that is so unfortunate and so unthoughtful of the other driver! |
Just had a wreck the driver that hit me was not insured not sure how this will turn out I was hit by a car today and just found out the other driver does not have insurance | Oh no, that is so unfortunate and so unthoughtful of the other driver! | Yes so I am unsure about the whole thing if my insurance pays will my rates go up etc |
Just had a wreck the driver that hit me was not insured not sure how this will turn out I was hit by a car today and just found out the other driver does not have insurance Oh no_comma_ that is so unfortunate and so unthoughtful of the other driver! | Yes so I am unsure about the whole thing if my insurance pays will my rates go up etc | Yeah, it shouldn't affect your insurance. Since you were not at fault. But who knows how the whole thing will turn out. |
Just had a wreck the driver that hit me was not insured not sure how this will turn out I was hit by a car today and just found out the other driver does not have insurance Oh no_comma_ that is so unfortunate and so unthoughtful of the other driver! Yes so I am unsure about the whole thing if my insurance pays will my rates go up etc | Yeah, it shouldn't affect your insurance. Since you were not at fault. But who knows how the whole thing will turn out. | That is what I find concerning the uncertainty of the whole thing, nerve wracking! |
Just had a wreck the driver that hit me was not insured not sure how this will turn out I was hit by a car today and just found out the other driver does not have insurance Oh no_comma_ that is so unfortunate and so unthoughtful of the other driver! Yes so I am unsure about the whole thing if my insurance pays will my rates go up etc Yeah_comma_ it shouldn't affect your insurance. Since you were not at fault. But who knows how the whole thing will turn out. | That is what I find concerning the uncertainty of the whole thing, nerve wracking! | That would be, I hope your insurance takes care of you! |
I accomplished a great deal of work today. | I accomplished a great deal of work today. | That is good, it is nice to be proud of the work you have done! |
I accomplished a great deal of work today. I accomplished a great deal of work today. | That is good, it is nice to be proud of the work you have done! | Its especially important to me as well. |
I accomplished a great deal of work today. I accomplished a great deal of work today. That is good_comma_ it is nice to be proud of the work you have done! | Its especially important to me as well. | Now you can relax and enjoy the rest of your day. |
Once when I was a child, I went with my big sister through a bad part of town, but she took care of me. | Once when I was a child, I went with my big sister through a bad part of town, but she took care of me. | Its nice when family has your back. |
Once when I was a child, I went with my big sister through a bad part of town, but she took care of me. Once when I was a child_comma_ I went with my big sister through a bad part of town_comma_ but she took care of me. | Its nice when family has your back. | Yeah, she was much older than me, and even though I was old enough to understand there was danger, I felt safe with her. |
Once when I was a child, I went with my big sister through a bad part of town, but she took care of me. Once when I was a child_comma_ I went with my big sister through a bad part of town_comma_ but she took care of me. Its nice when family has your back. | Yeah, she was much older than me, and even though I was old enough to understand there was danger, I felt safe with her. | Thats always important anytime your in a dangerous siyuation. |
I have been waqiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job. | I have been waiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job | Oh, that's nerve wracking, the waiting, especially when you know you are good for the job. |
I have been waqiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job. I have been waiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job | Oh, that's nerve wracking, the waiting, especially when you know you are good for the job. | Yes buy patience helps. I just dont have any. |
I have been waqiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job. I have been waiting to hear back about my second interview for a new job Oh_comma_ that's nerve wracking_comma_ the waiting_comma_ especially when you know you are good for the job. | Yes buy patience helps. I just dont have any. | Well, this is how you get some, but having to deal with situations where your only choice is to wait patiently! |
I went to a haunted house for halloween. | I went to a haunted house for halloween | Oh wow, was it scary in there? |
I went to a haunted house for halloween. I went to a haunted house for halloween | Oh wow, was it scary in there? | Yes I go to it every year but its always different. |
I went to a haunted house for halloween. I went to a haunted house for halloween Oh wow_comma_ was it scary in there? | Yes I go to it every year but its always different. | I can't stand the haunted houses where things jump out at you |
My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. | My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. | That is really nice of her, I wish I had a neighbor that was that nice! |
My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. | That is really nice of her, I wish I had a neighbor that was that nice! | Hopefully, you will too. It is always a blessing to have good neighbors. |
My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. My neighbor is always giving us things. She bakes us brownies which are delicious. That is really nice of her_comma_ I wish I had a neighbor that was that nice! | Hopefully, you will too. It is always a blessing to have good neighbors. | I need to actually build a relationship with my neighbors. I barely even know mine. |
I got a promotion at my new job. | I got a promotion at my new job | Congratulations! Is this your first ever promotion? |
I got a promotion at my new job. I got a promotion at my new job | Congratulations! Is this your first ever promotion? | Yes I am so happy. |
I got a promotion at my new job. I got a promotion at my new job Congratulations! Is this your first ever promotion? | Yes I am so happy. | Cool! What industry do you work in? |
I was extremely upset when 2 people did not show up to play flag football. They told me they were going to come the day before. | I organized an event to play flag football. 2 guys didn't show up even though they rsvp'ed. I was pretty irritated. | I bet. I hate when a few people mess up a good thing. |
I was extremely upset when 2 people did not show up to play flag football. They told me they were going to come the day before. I organized an event to play flag football. 2 guys didn't show up even though they rsvp'ed. I was pretty irritated. | I bet. I hate when a few people mess up a good thing. | Yes! I just think they could have told me they weren't able to make it after all. Everybody else was waiting to see if they'd show. |
I was extremely upset when 2 people did not show up to play flag football. They told me they were going to come the day before. I organized an event to play flag football. 2 guys didn't show up even though they rsvp'ed. I was pretty irritated. I bet. I hate when a few people mess up a good thing. | Yes! I just think they could have told me they weren't able to make it after all. Everybody else was waiting to see if they'd show. | Im sorry that happened. |
I got a new car that handles better than expected. | I got a new car that handles better than expected | Awesome! What brand is it? |
I got a new car that handles better than expected. I got a new car that handles better than expected | Awesome! What brand is it? | A toyota 4runner. |
I got a new car that handles better than expected. I got a new car that handles better than expected Awesome! What brand is it? | A toyota 4runner. | Neat! Did you buy it used or new? It's always a satisfying experience! |
I thought a lot about the past when I went to a Kmart recently. I was on vacation and I saw one still open! | Have you ever been to a Kmart recently? I saw one recently on vacation and went inside..it is crazy they are still around! | No they are not in my area anymore. |
I thought a lot about the past when I went to a Kmart recently. I was on vacation and I saw one still open! Have you ever been to a Kmart recently? I saw one recently on vacation and went inside..it is crazy they are still around! | No they are not in my area anymore. | That's becoming a common occurrence! They just couldn't keep up with trends. |
I thought a lot about the past when I went to a Kmart recently. I was on vacation and I saw one still open! Have you ever been to a Kmart recently? I saw one recently on vacation and went inside..it is crazy they are still around! No they are not in my area anymore. | That's becoming a common occurrence! They just couldn't keep up with trends. | Thats a shame they were one of the first stores I remember. |
I saw someone throw a little kitten out of his car window as he stopped at an intersection. How could anyone do that? I picked up the poor little kitten. | I saw someone throw a little white kitten out of his car window as the car stopped at a stop sign. | That's horrible! Was the kitten okay? |
I saw someone throw a little kitten out of his car window as he stopped at an intersection. How could anyone do that? I picked up the poor little kitten. I saw someone throw a little white kitten out of his car window as the car stopped at a stop sign. | That's horrible! Was the kitten okay? | Yes, luckily, the kitten was not hurt. We picked him up and brought him home. Poor sweet thing... |
I saw someone throw a little kitten out of his car window as he stopped at an intersection. How could anyone do that? I picked up the poor little kitten. I saw someone throw a little white kitten out of his car window as the car stopped at a stop sign. That's horrible! Was the kitten okay? | Yes, luckily, the kitten was not hurt. We picked him up and brought him home. Poor sweet thing... | Did you report the person to the police? |
I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip. | I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip | Oh, were you lonely? You must have missed him. Was he gone long? |
I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip. I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip | Oh, were you lonely? You must have missed him. Was he gone long? | I was. We dont have any animals either. |
I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip. I was home alone while my husband went on a business trip Oh_comma_ were you lonely? You must have missed him. Was he gone long? | I was. We dont have any animals either. | My husband used to travel on his job a lot. It was hard at first, but I got used to it after some time. Maybe you can get your girlfriend to come over? |
Once I forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting. I completely spaced out! I felt so bad! | Once I totally spaced out and forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting...she was the last one there. | Was she mad at you? |
Once I forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting. I completely spaced out! I felt so bad! Once I totally spaced out and forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting...she was the last one there. | Was she mad at you? | Not really, just a little scared. She was only like 7 at the time. I felt like the worst mother ever! |
Once I forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting. I completely spaced out! I felt so bad! Once I totally spaced out and forgot to pick up my daughter from girl scout meeting...she was the last one there. Was she mad at you? | Not really, just a little scared. She was only like 7 at the time. I felt like the worst mother ever! | Was she alone? |
I missed my favorite show on TV. | I missed my favorite show on TV. | Oh no, is there any ways to stream it online? |
I missed my favorite show on TV. I missed my favorite show on TV. | Oh no, is there any ways to stream it online? | Yes but not till tomorrow. Its a bummer. |
I missed my favorite show on TV. I missed my favorite show on TV. Oh no_comma_ is there any ways to stream it online? | Yes but not till tomorrow. Its a bummer. | That won't be fun waiting. But at least you can skip the commercials. |
Big family dinner tonight and we were looking at family pictures remembering the past | Feeling a little nostalgic tonight after a big family dinner, we looked at old photos and videos | You are very lucky. I wish I was with my family. |
Big family dinner tonight and we were looking at family pictures remembering the past Feeling a little nostalgic tonight after a big family dinner_comma_ we looked at old photos and videos | You are very lucky. I wish I was with my family. | It was great brought up a range of emotions seeing old photos of family that are no longer with us |
Big family dinner tonight and we were looking at family pictures remembering the past Feeling a little nostalgic tonight after a big family dinner_comma_ we looked at old photos and videos You are very lucky. I wish I was with my family. | It was great brought up a range of emotions seeing old photos of family that are no longer with us | You are right. I always feel nostalgic looking at my grandma's old photograph |
Big family dinner tonight and we were looking at family pictures remembering the past Feeling a little nostalgic tonight after a big family dinner_comma_ we looked at old photos and videos You are very lucky. I wish I was with my family. It was great brought up a range of emotions seeing old photos of family that are no longer with us | You are right. I always feel nostalgic looking at my grandma's old photograph | It was great to relive those memories just made me a little emtional |
Back in the school, I got zero in one of the important exam. Everyone expected that I would at least pass. I was embarrassed at that time | Back in the school, I got zero marks in one of the important exam | Oh no sorry to hear that , were you able to retake it? |
Back in the school, I got zero in one of the important exam. Everyone expected that I would at least pass. I was embarrassed at that time Back in the school_comma_ I got zero marks in one of the important exam | Oh no sorry to hear that , were you able to retake it? | Yes, but at that time everyone expected that I would at least pass. I was very embarrassed at that time |
Back in the school, I got zero in one of the important exam. Everyone expected that I would at least pass. I was embarrassed at that time Back in the school_comma_ I got zero marks in one of the important exam Oh no sorry to hear that _comma_ were you able to retake it? | Yes, but at that time everyone expected that I would at least pass. I was very embarrassed at that time | I can only imagine. Its one of those things that would embarass anyone but it happens to us all at some time |
I am so happy all my family lives close by. | : "I am so happy all my family lives close by.". | Wow, it must be really nice to have your family close by. |
I am so happy all my family lives close by. : "I am so happy all my family lives close by.". | Wow, it must be really nice to have your family close by. | Do you have a large family? |
I am so happy all my family lives close by. : "I am so happy all my family lives close by.". Wow_comma_ it must be really nice to have your family close by. | Do you have a large family? | No, my family is quite small. Is yours large? |
I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out! | I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out!. | Oh no! Did he make a big mess? |
I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out! I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out!. | Oh no! Did he make a big mess? | Oh yeah. He was Baddddd. |
I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out! I was angry when my dog got into the garbage can while I was out!. Oh no! Did he make a big mess? | Oh yeah. He was Baddddd. | Did you have to teach him a lesson? |
I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. I was very worried at that time. | I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. | Neat! I invest a lot too! I have Century Link and it was up slightly today. Did any of your others go up? |
I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. I was very worried at that time. I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. | Neat! I invest a lot too! I have Century Link and it was up slightly today. Did any of your others go up? | No, that was a time when share market crashed. August 2015. I was very nervous at that time. |
I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. I was very worried at that time. I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. Neat! I invest a lot too! I have Century Link and it was up slightly today. Did any of your others go up? | No, that was a time when share market crashed. August 2015. I was very nervous at that time. | Oh gotcha! Well at least it wasn't as bad as the crash of 2008. |
I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. I was very worried at that time. I invested a lot in shares. One day one of my important share went down. Neat! I invest a lot too! I have Century Link and it was up slightly today. Did any of your others go up? No_comma_ that was a time when share market crashed. August 2015. I was very nervous at that time. | Oh gotcha! Well at least it wasn't as bad as the crash of 2008. | Ohh well, I was not investing then! |
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