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About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. About four years ago_comma_ my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over_comma_ any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed.	Holy moly, that must've been a very depressing sight. Did the police end up finding the culprit?	The police were useless. They came once then I never heard from them again.
About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. About four years ago_comma_ my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over_comma_ any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. Holy moly_comma_ that must've been a very depressing sight. Did the police end up finding the culprit?	The police were useless. They came once then I never heard from them again.	I do hope nothing of value was stolen. I would be frantic if someone stole my family heirlooms.
A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked!	A month ago, I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house!	The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.
A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked! A month ago_comma_ I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house!	The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.	I know, I haven't seen them for an eternity and the house looks awesome! I was so stunned that they came all the way down.
A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked! A month ago_comma_ I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house! The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.	I know, I haven't seen them for an eternity and the house looks awesome! I was so stunned that they came all the way down.	How far did they have to travel?
I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited.	I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully	What job are you going to get?
I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully	What job are you going to get?	I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.
I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully What job are you going to get?	I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.	What did you use to do for work?
I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully What job are you going to get? I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.	What did you use to do for work?	I was a pharmac technician but I think I want to do something different.
President Trump annoys me.	President Trump annoys me.	I think he annoys most people.
President Trump annoys me. President Trump annoys me.	I think he annoys most people.	I just wish he didn't tweet.
President Trump annoys me. President Trump annoys me. I think he annoys most people.	I just wish he didn't tweet.	His tweets are rude and ill informed and he never apologizes for anything.
My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late!	So, last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late!	I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?
My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late! So_comma_ last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late!	I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?	Oh, they said they were over-saturated with orders, but come on! An hour is way too long.
My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late! So_comma_ last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late! I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?	Oh, they said they were over-saturated with orders, but come on! An hour is way too long.	Did you get it free? I would be so annoyed!
I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced.	I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced.	Aw man, I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?
I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced. I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced.	Aw man, I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?	No, I kept track of the transaction on my mobile app. I'm pretty sure I lost it.
I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced. I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced. Aw man_comma_ I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?	No, I kept track of the transaction on my mobile app. I'm pretty sure I lost it.	That really sucks. Fortunate to hear that no one misused it though. They are typically pretty fast at sending you a new one.
I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off.	I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.	Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?
I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off. I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.	Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?	I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.
I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off. I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon. Wow_comma_ that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?	I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.	Oh! Well duh, silly me. I thought it was food or something. Do you sell other things too?
My car was broken into.	My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop, loose change I had in the cupholders, my GPS, and they yanked my radio set out.	Did you call the police?
My car was broken into. My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop_comma_ loose change I had in the cupholders_comma_ my GPS_comma_ and they yanked my radio set out.	Did you call the police?	I did but they only took a report and that's about it. This is so upsetting.
My car was broken into. My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop_comma_ loose change I had in the cupholders_comma_ my GPS_comma_ and they yanked my radio set out. Did you call the police?	I did but they only took a report and that's about it. This is so upsetting.	They will find who did it.
I am helping my father as he has gotten older.	I am helping my father as he has gotten older.	Is he unable to take care of himself now?
I am helping my father as he has gotten older. I am helping my father as he has gotten older.	Is he unable to take care of himself now?	Yes, he can hardly walk now.
I am helping my father as he has gotten older. I am helping my father as he has gotten older. Is he unable to take care of himself now?	Yes, he can hardly walk now.	How caring of you.
I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me.	I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me.	That sucks, did you still have fun?
I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me.	That sucks, did you still have fun?	No, not really. I went anyway, because I wanted to have a good time. It was rather lonely.
I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me. That sucks_comma_ did you still have fun?	No, not really. I went anyway, because I wanted to have a good time. It was rather lonely.	What did you bowl?
Hillary Clinton annoys me.	Hillary Clinton annoys me	She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.
Hillary Clinton annoys me. Hillary Clinton annoys me	She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.	Yes, she should be in jail.
Hillary Clinton annoys me. Hillary Clinton annoys me She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.	Yes, she should be in jail.	Yes, especially for all those emails they found on her private server. Despicable.
I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it.	I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.	That is awesome! What subject was it in?
I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it. I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.	That is awesome! What subject was it in?	It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.
I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it. I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it. That is awesome! What subject was it in?	It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.	I sure hope that you did. Statistics is tough!
I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations	Man, my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations	I hear that, my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine, but ya gotta do it for love.
I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations Man_comma_ my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations	I hear that, my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine, but ya gotta do it for love.	Sometimes love just isn't enough though.
I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations Man_comma_ my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations I hear that_comma_ my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine_comma_ but ya gotta do it for love.	Sometimes love just isn't enough though.	It has to be enough - that's the whole reason why we seek out a soulmate. I do hope things get better.
I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great.	Man, I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete, but that was a long time ago.	I love card games also.
I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago.	I love card games also.	Nice, have you ever won any tournaments?
I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago. I love card games also.	Nice, have you ever won any tournaments?	Yes I have won a few poker tournaments.
I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago. I love card games also. Nice_comma_ have you ever won any tournaments?	Yes I have won a few poker tournaments.	Awesome, I bet you felt great! There just isn't a feeling like winning a tournament and making money playing a game you love
I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.	I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.	Oh man, why are you even still sending him money?
I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.	Oh man, why are you even still sending him money?	This wasn't recent this was 8 years ago.
I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. Oh man_comma_ why are you even still sending him money?	This wasn't recent this was 8 years ago.	Ahhh, so you're upset at your past self? We all make mistakes, man, it's good. What we think is good for us sometimes turns out to not be, but hindsight is twenty twenty.
I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience.	I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning, but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad!	So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.
I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience. I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning_comma_ but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad!	So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.	It was a ton. I was going 5 over in a construction zone, but no one was around where I was. So aggravating!
I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience. I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning_comma_ but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad! So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.	It was a ton. I was going 5 over in a construction zone, but no one was around where I was. So aggravating!	Yea construction zones are crazy, so often nooones there!
I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid.	I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out!	That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?
I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid. I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out!	That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?	Place even more bets!
I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid. I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out! That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?	Place even more bets!	That could lead to a gambling problem! I always run away with my winnings.
I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying.	I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before?	Yes, I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.
I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying. I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before?	Yes, I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.	Even though I didn't hear any of that, I still felt pretty traumatized - my heart was beating so fast. Were you hurt in yours?
I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying. I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before? Yes_comma_ I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.	Even though I didn't hear any of that, I still felt pretty traumatized - my heart was beating so fast. Were you hurt in yours?	Unfortunately, yes. I had to get a few staples in my head but my car was totaled...
I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends.	I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend.	Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.
I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends. I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend.	Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.	I agree. I used to procrastinate a lot but I've learned that it's not a good habit.
I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends. I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend. Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.	I agree. I used to procrastinate a lot but I've learned that it's not a good habit.	Yup, I used to procrastinate all the time, but I think I am getting better at doing things ahead of time. And it feels so much better to get trivial things out of the way.
I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.	I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.	Aw man, that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?
I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.	Aw man, that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?	Yes we had been friends since birth.
I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. Aw man_comma_ that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?	Yes we had been friends since birth.	That's even more saddening. Did you get to say somewhat of a goodbye to him at their funeral?
My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday	My dog peed all over the fresh, funky socks that I just purchased.	Did you return the socks?
My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday My dog peed all over the fresh_comma_ funky socks that I just purchased.	Did you return the socks?	No, unfortunately the store wouldn't take them back. As punishment, I am forcing my dog to wear the socks.
My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday My dog peed all over the fresh_comma_ funky socks that I just purchased. Did you return the socks?	No, unfortunately the store wouldn't take them back. As punishment, I am forcing my dog to wear the socks.	That is mean.
I am so happy it is almost August.	I am so happy it is almost August.	Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.
I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August.	Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.	I am so happy it is almost August.
I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.	I am so happy it is almost August.	Why do you say that?
I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way. I am so happy it is almost August.	Why do you say that?	I love the heat, the hotter the better.
I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way. I am so happy it is almost August. Why do you say that?	I love the heat, the hotter the better.	I don't like 100+ degree days myself!
There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage.	I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV.	I like driving closer to the ground.
There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV.	I like driving closer to the ground.	Can you trade in the SUV?
There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground.	Can you trade in the SUV?	I could sure but I will be starting over on payments, I might look into it.
There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground. Can you trade in the SUV?	I could sure but I will be starting over on payments, I might look into it.	Then why would you buy can SUV?
There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground. Can you trade in the SUV? I could sure but I will be starting over on payments_comma_ I might look into it.	Then why would you buy can SUV?	At the time it was a change and I like the ride of it, but I did not realize I would miss the sedan as much as I did.
I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend.	I am so scared of waterbugs.	What do you have against the ole waterbug?
I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs.	What do you have against the ole waterbug?	They are bugs, huge, and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.
I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs. What do you have against the ole waterbug?	They are bugs, huge, and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.	That is terrifying indeed! I hoped you swatted that beast with the biggest fly swatter available.
I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs. What do you have against the ole waterbug? They are bugs_comma_ huge_comma_ and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.	That is terrifying indeed! I hoped you swatted that beast with the biggest fly swatter available.	I ran in the house.
Tomorrow I start my new job.	Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job.	Congratulations. Are you excited?
Tomorrow I start my new job. Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job.	Congratulations. Are you excited?	I'm quite anxious, to be honest. Completely new experience, completely new people. Hopefully I'll fit in.
Tomorrow I start my new job. Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job. Congratulations. Are you excited?	I'm quite anxious, to be honest. Completely new experience, completely new people. Hopefully I'll fit in.	You'll do fine. I look at new things as adventures.
No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone.	No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.	That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?
No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone. No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.	That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?	Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.
No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone. No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad. That would be depressing_comma_ did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?	Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.	Maybe if you post to social media, a bunch of random strangers will show up.
My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed.	My son failed his physics exam yesterday.	Ouch, was it an unfair test or did he not study?
My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed. My son failed his physics exam yesterday.	Ouch, was it an unfair test or did he not study?	Naw, he's somewhat lazy like myself when I was a young lad, but still, it was rather disappointing.
My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed. My son failed his physics exam yesterday. Ouch_comma_ was it an unfair test or did he not study?	Naw, he's somewhat lazy like myself when I was a young lad, but still, it was rather disappointing.	Yea, hope he can make it up the rest of the year.
Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell.	Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash.	Ewww, throw that away ASAP.
Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell. Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash.	Ewww, throw that away ASAP.	Well, I would love to, but I lost my can last night in the storm. I feel so bad, because my wife can't stand the smell.
Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell. Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash. Ewww_comma_ throw that away ASAP.	Well, I would love to, but I lost my can last night in the storm. I feel so bad, because my wife can't stand the smell.	Throw it in your neighbor's trash can. I'm sure they would understand?
I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful.	I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful.	What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?
I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful. I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful.	What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?	I got a juicy triple stack cheeseburger and some fries from a local mom n pop store. It was delicious!!!
I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful. I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful. What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?	I got a juicy triple stack cheeseburger and some fries from a local mom n pop store. It was delicious!!!	What kind of toppings did it have on it?
Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home.	Today, I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting.	Oh no! What was it?
Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home. Today_comma_ I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting.	Oh no! What was it?	It was a dead possum. It was in one piece before I ran it over...but I didn't see anything behind me when I passed it. My tires must've grinded that poor little guy into smithereens.
Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home. Today_comma_ I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting. Oh no! What was it?	It was a dead possum. It was in one piece before I ran it over...but I didn't see anything behind me when I passed it. My tires must've grinded that poor little guy into smithereens.	Yikes! I hope you didn't have any car damage.
I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me.	oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.	I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!
I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me. oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.	I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!	Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.
I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me. oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed. I hate it when people laugh at me_comma_ it's so humiliating!	Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.	Oh god, that's the worst part. The shame afterwards....
I always let other drivers cut in front of me if there is a huge line behind me, show some love right?	I always let drivers perpendicular to me cut in when there is a line behind me. Show some love, right?	Yea man, that's good karma!

About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. About four years ago_comma_ my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over_comma_ any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed.

Holy moly, that must've been a very depressing sight. Did the police end up finding the culprit?

The police were useless. They came once then I never heard from them again.

About four years ago, my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over, any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. About four years ago_comma_ my apartment was robbed. I discovered the state of my apartment. Everything turn over_comma_ any object that had some value was taken. I was totaly destroyed. Holy moly_comma_ that must've been a very depressing sight. Did the police end up finding the culprit?

The police were useless. They came once then I never heard from them again.

I do hope nothing of value was stolen. I would be frantic if someone stole my family heirlooms.

A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked!

A month ago, I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house!

The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.

A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked! A month ago_comma_ I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house!

The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.

I know, I haven't seen them for an eternity and the house looks awesome! I was so stunned that they came all the way down.

A month ago, my parents surprised me with a visit for my birthday. I was so shocked! A month ago_comma_ I was surprised by a visit by my parents for my birthday. They helped paint my house! The visit would be the best gift ever and the paint job a huge bonus.

I know, I haven't seen them for an eternity and the house looks awesome! I was so stunned that they came all the way down.

How far did they have to travel?

I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited.

I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully

What job are you going to get?

I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully

What job are you going to get?

I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.

I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully What job are you going to get?

I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.

What did you use to do for work?

I am going to look for a job as soon as school starts. Im excited. I am about to enter the workforce again soon. Hopefully What job are you going to get? I haven't started looking yet. The kids are all going to be in school now and I can work outside the home though.

What did you use to do for work?

I was a pharmac technician but I think I want to do something different.

President Trump annoys me.

I think he annoys most people.

President Trump annoys me. President Trump annoys me.

I think he annoys most people.

I just wish he didn't tweet.

President Trump annoys me. President Trump annoys me. I think he annoys most people.

I just wish he didn't tweet.

His tweets are rude and ill informed and he never apologizes for anything.

My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late!

So, last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late!

I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?

My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late! So_comma_ last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late!

I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?

Oh, they said they were over-saturated with orders, but come on! An hour is way too long.

My pizza didn't arrive on time last night - it was an hour late! So_comma_ last night I was enjoying myself watching a movie. I ordered pizza and it didn't come on time. It was an hour late! I bet you were starving! Did they say why they were so late?

Oh, they said they were over-saturated with orders, but come on! An hour is way too long.

Did you get it free? I would be so annoyed!

I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced.

I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced.

Aw man, I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?

I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced. I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced.

Aw man, I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?

No, I kept track of the transaction on my mobile app. I'm pretty sure I lost it.

I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given. I think I have to get it replaced. I couldn't find my debit card all week and I've finally given up. I think I have to get it replaced. Aw man_comma_ I've been there before. Has anyone tried using it?

No, I kept track of the transaction on my mobile app. I'm pretty sure I lost it.

That really sucks. Fortunate to hear that no one misused it though. They are typically pretty fast at sending you a new one.

I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off.

I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.

Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?

I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off. I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon.

Wow, that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?

I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.

I recently began my own online business selling dried starfish. I hope there is enough interest for it to take off. I recently began my own online business. I'm hopeful that my dried starfish kiosk will take off soon. Wow_comma_ that sounds unique. What exactly do you sell?

I sell dried starfish that I find on the local beach! I figure there must be a niche for it somewhere, since I enjoy collecting them so much.

Oh! Well duh, silly me. I thought it was food or something. Do you sell other things too?

My car was broken into.

My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop, loose change I had in the cupholders, my GPS, and they yanked my radio set out.

Did you call the police?

My car was broken into. My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop_comma_ loose change I had in the cupholders_comma_ my GPS_comma_ and they yanked my radio set out.

Did you call the police?

I did but they only took a report and that's about it. This is so upsetting.

My car was broken into. My car was broken into last night. I lost my laptop_comma_ loose change I had in the cupholders_comma_ my GPS_comma_ and they yanked my radio set out. Did you call the police?

I did but they only took a report and that's about it. This is so upsetting.

They will find who did it.

I am helping my father as he has gotten older.

Is he unable to take care of himself now?

I am helping my father as he has gotten older. I am helping my father as he has gotten older.

Is he unable to take care of himself now?

Yes, he can hardly walk now.

I am helping my father as he has gotten older. I am helping my father as he has gotten older. Is he unable to take care of himself now?

Yes, he can hardly walk now.

How caring of you.

I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me.

I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me.

That sucks, did you still have fun?

I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me.

That sucks, did you still have fun?

No, not really. I went anyway, because I wanted to have a good time. It was rather lonely.

I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone because my friends ditched me. I went to the bowling alley yesterday all alone - my friends ditched me. That sucks_comma_ did you still have fun?

No, not really. I went anyway, because I wanted to have a good time. It was rather lonely.

What did you bowl?

Hillary Clinton annoys me.

Hillary Clinton annoys me

She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.

Hillary Clinton annoys me. Hillary Clinton annoys me

She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.

Yes, she should be in jail.

Hillary Clinton annoys me. Hillary Clinton annoys me She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.

Yes, she should be in jail.

Yes, especially for all those emails they found on her private server. Despicable.

I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it.

I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.

That is awesome! What subject was it in?

I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it. I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.

That is awesome! What subject was it in?

It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.

I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did pretty well on it. I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it. That is awesome! What subject was it in?

It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.

I sure hope that you did. Statistics is tough!

I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations

Man, my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations

I hear that, my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine, but ya gotta do it for love.

I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations Man_comma_ my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations

I hear that, my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine, but ya gotta do it for love.

Sometimes love just isn't enough though.

I stayed with my last partner through many trials and tribulations Man_comma_ my last partner put me through the ringer. There were so many trials and tribulations I hear that_comma_ my friend. It ain't exactly easy living with mine_comma_ but ya gotta do it for love.

Sometimes love just isn't enough though.

It has to be enough - that's the whole reason why we seek out a soulmate. I do hope things get better.

I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great.

Man, I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete, but that was a long time ago.

I love card games also.

I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago.

I love card games also.

Nice, have you ever won any tournaments?

I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago. I love card games also.

Nice, have you ever won any tournaments?

Yes I have won a few poker tournaments.

I once entered a card game tournament and came in first place. I know it's a small achievement, but I felt great. Man_comma_ I really enjoy playing card games. I used to play in tournaments and compete_comma_ but that was a long time ago. I love card games also. Nice_comma_ have you ever won any tournaments?

Yes I have won a few poker tournaments.

Awesome, I bet you felt great! There just isn't a feeling like winning a tournament and making money playing a game you love

I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.

Oh man, why are you even still sending him money?

I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign.

Oh man, why are you even still sending him money?

This wasn't recent this was 8 years ago.

I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. I am sick that I send Obama money for his campaign. Oh man_comma_ why are you even still sending him money?

This wasn't recent this was 8 years ago.

Ahhh, so you're upset at your past self? We all make mistakes, man, it's good. What we think is good for us sometimes turns out to not be, but hindsight is twenty twenty.

I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience.

I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning, but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad!

So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.

I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience. I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning_comma_ but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad!

So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.

It was a ton. I was going 5 over in a construction zone, but no one was around where I was. So aggravating!

I went to traffic court thinking that my ticket would be thrown out but the judge wouldn't give me any lenience. I went to traffic court the other day and was promised that I would get off with a warning_comma_ but I ended up with a $300 fine. I was so mad! So much for them being up front for you. Man $300 for what thats a lot.

It was a ton. I was going 5 over in a construction zone, but no one was around where I was. So aggravating!

Yea construction zones are crazy, so often nooones there!

I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid.

I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out!

That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?

I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid. I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out!

That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?

Place even more bets!

I placed a wager/bet on a UFC fight last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid. I placed a sports bet last Saturday. I knew I was going to be right and get paid out! That would be exciting! What do you plan to do with your winnings?

Place even more bets!

That could lead to a gambling problem! I always run away with my winnings.

I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying.

I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before?

Yes, I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.

I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying. I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before?

Yes, I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.

Even though I didn't hear any of that, I still felt pretty traumatized - my heart was beating so fast. Were you hurt in yours?

I almost got into an accident yesterday. It was terrifying. I almost got into a car accident yesterday. Have you ever been in one before? Yes_comma_ I hate that so much. The sound of screeching and crushing metal is traumatizing.

Even though I didn't hear any of that, I still felt pretty traumatized - my heart was beating so fast. Were you hurt in yours?

Unfortunately, yes. I had to get a few staples in my head but my car was totaled...

I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends.

I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend.

Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.

I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends. I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend.

Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.

I agree. I used to procrastinate a lot but I've learned that it's not a good habit.

I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have enough time on the weekends. I did my homework ahead of time. I knew I would not have any free time over the busy weekend. Smart move - it's always a swell idea to get ahead of work so that we can do the things we want to do in life.

I agree. I used to procrastinate a lot but I've learned that it's not a good habit.

Yup, I used to procrastinate all the time, but I think I am getting better at doing things ahead of time. And it feels so much better to get trivial things out of the way.

I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.

Aw man, that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?

I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died.

Aw man, that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?

Yes we had been friends since birth.

I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. I wish I could of said goodbye before my friend died. Aw man_comma_ that has to be rough. Were you guys really close?

Yes we had been friends since birth.

That's even more saddening. Did you get to say somewhat of a goodbye to him at their funeral?

My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday

My dog peed all over the fresh, funky socks that I just purchased.

Did you return the socks?

My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday My dog peed all over the fresh_comma_ funky socks that I just purchased.

Did you return the socks?

No, unfortunately the store wouldn't take them back. As punishment, I am forcing my dog to wear the socks.

My dog peed all over my new, fresh, funky socks yesterday My dog peed all over the fresh_comma_ funky socks that I just purchased. Did you return the socks?

No, unfortunately the store wouldn't take them back. As punishment, I am forcing my dog to wear the socks.

That is mean.

I am so happy it is almost August.

Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.

I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August.

Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.

I am so happy it is almost August.

I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way.

I am so happy it is almost August.

Why do you say that?

I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way. I am so happy it is almost August.

Why do you say that?

I love the heat, the hotter the better.

I am so happy it is almost August. I am so happy it is almost August. Me too but it is still one more month of heat coming but it also means September is on the way. I am so happy it is almost August. Why do you say that?

I love the heat, the hotter the better.

I don't like 100+ degree days myself!

There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage.

I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV.

I like driving closer to the ground.

There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV.

I like driving closer to the ground.

Can you trade in the SUV?

There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground.

Can you trade in the SUV?

I could sure but I will be starting over on payments, I might look into it.

There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground. Can you trade in the SUV?

I could sure but I will be starting over on payments, I might look into it.

Then why would you buy can SUV?

There are times when I wish I could I had not sold my Nissan Maxima. I have an SUV but I miss the sedan. I miss driving closer to the ground and having better gas mileage. I wish I had kept my Maxima instead of buying an SUV. I like driving closer to the ground. Can you trade in the SUV? I could sure but I will be starting over on payments_comma_ I might look into it.

Then why would you buy can SUV?

At the time it was a change and I like the ride of it, but I did not realize I would miss the sedan as much as I did.

I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend.

I am so scared of waterbugs.

What do you have against the ole waterbug?

I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs.

What do you have against the ole waterbug?

They are bugs, huge, and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.

I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs. What do you have against the ole waterbug?

They are bugs, huge, and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.

That is terrifying indeed! I hoped you swatted that beast with the biggest fly swatter available.

I am so afraid of waterbugs. One crawled over my foot at my grandmother house over the weekend. I am so scared of waterbugs. What do you have against the ole waterbug? They are bugs_comma_ huge_comma_ and they fly. One crawled over my foot at my grandmas house over the weekend.

That is terrifying indeed! I hoped you swatted that beast with the biggest fly swatter available.

I ran in the house.

Tomorrow I start my new job.

Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job.

Congratulations. Are you excited?

Tomorrow I start my new job. Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job.

Congratulations. Are you excited?

I'm quite anxious, to be honest. Completely new experience, completely new people. Hopefully I'll fit in.

Tomorrow I start my new job. Tomorrow is a fine day for me - I start my new job. Congratulations. Are you excited?

I'm quite anxious, to be honest. Completely new experience, completely new people. Hopefully I'll fit in.

You'll do fine. I look at new things as adventures.

No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone.

No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.

That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?

No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone. No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.

That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?

Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.

No one showed up for my birthday. I was so alone. No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad. That would be depressing_comma_ did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?

Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.

Maybe if you post to social media, a bunch of random strangers will show up.

My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed.

My son failed his physics exam yesterday.

Ouch, was it an unfair test or did he not study?

My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed. My son failed his physics exam yesterday.

Ouch, was it an unfair test or did he not study?

Naw, he's somewhat lazy like myself when I was a young lad, but still, it was rather disappointing.

My son failed his physics exam yesterday. So disappointed. My son failed his physics exam yesterday. Ouch_comma_ was it an unfair test or did he not study?

Naw, he's somewhat lazy like myself when I was a young lad, but still, it was rather disappointing.

Yea, hope he can make it up the rest of the year.

Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell.

Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash.

Ewww, throw that away ASAP.

Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell. Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash.

Ewww, throw that away ASAP.

Well, I would love to, but I lost my can last night in the storm. I feel so bad, because my wife can't stand the smell.

Yesterday, I didn't take out the trash. I feel so bad for my wife who has to put up with the smell. Last night was trash night and I forgot to take out the rank kitchen trash. Ewww_comma_ throw that away ASAP.

Well, I would love to, but I lost my can last night in the storm. I feel so bad, because my wife can't stand the smell.

Throw it in your neighbor's trash can. I'm sure they would understand?

I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful.

I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful.

What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?

I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful. I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful.

What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?

I got a juicy triple stack cheeseburger and some fries from a local mom n pop store. It was delicious!!!

I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me 20 dollars and I am very thankful. I was so hungry and broke. My mother loaned me some money for food and I am VERY thankful. What a nice gesture! What did you get to eat after not eating for so long?

I got a juicy triple stack cheeseburger and some fries from a local mom n pop store. It was delicious!!!

What kind of toppings did it have on it?

Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home.

Today, I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting.

Oh no! What was it?

Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home. Today_comma_ I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting.

Oh no! What was it?

It was a dead possum. It was in one piece before I ran it over...but I didn't see anything behind me when I passed it. My tires must've grinded that poor little guy into smithereens.

Today I ran over some roadkill on the way home. Today_comma_ I ran over some roadkill on my way home from work. It was rather disgusting. Oh no! What was it?

It was a dead possum. It was in one piece before I ran it over...but I didn't see anything behind me when I passed it. My tires must've grinded that poor little guy into smithereens.

Yikes! I hope you didn't have any car damage.

I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me.

oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.

I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!

I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me. oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.

I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!

Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.

I fell down a flight of stairs at a college football game in a skirt. Everyone laughed at me. oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed. I hate it when people laugh at me_comma_ it's so humiliating!

Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.

Oh god, that's the worst part. The shame afterwards....

I always let other drivers cut in front of me if there is a huge line behind me, show some love right?

I always let drivers perpendicular to me cut in when there is a line behind me. Show some love, right?

Yea man, that's good karma!