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I felt this way when I didn't get the big promotion at work I worked hard for. I worked really hard to get a promotion at work and I found out yesterday I didn't get it. I'm sorry. Your boss still knows about the great work you have put in_comma_ though | I think that she does! I will get it next time! | Yes you will! That's a great attitude |
I was wearing my favorite white shorts out to eat. I accidentally sharted. | I was wearing white shorts the other night to dinner and over trusted a fart | Wow that's actually hilarious. And very unfortunate |
I was wearing my favorite white shorts out to eat. I accidentally sharted. I was wearing white shorts the other night to dinner and over trusted a fart | Wow that's actually hilarious. And very unfortunate | Extremely and i was going commando |
I was wearing my favorite white shorts out to eat. I accidentally sharted. I was wearing white shorts the other night to dinner and over trusted a fart Wow that's actually hilarious. And very unfortunate | Extremely and i was going commando | Wow that's even funnier... But even more unfortunate |
One time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it. | so this one time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it | Oh, no. Was it deadly? |
One time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it. so this one time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it | Oh, no. Was it deadly? | It was. So rank and so loud. |
One time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it. so this one time in computer class i thought i had a silent fart but it was really loud and everyone heard it Oh_comma_ no. Was it deadly? | It was. So rank and so loud. | That is rough. I am glad you made it through. |
I have a big test in a few weeks and I am feeling a little worried about it. | I have a big test coming up and I am hoping I do good. | Are you nervous? I'm sure you'll do great if you prepared. |
I have a big test in a few weeks and I am feeling a little worried about it. I have a big test coming up and I am hoping I do good. | Are you nervous? I'm sure you'll do great if you prepared. | I am a little nervous, I have been preparing? |
I have a big test in a few weeks and I am feeling a little worried about it. I have a big test coming up and I am hoping I do good. Are you nervous? I'm sure you'll do great if you prepared. | I am a little nervous, I have been preparing? | Good luck! I'm sure you'll ace it! |
I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. | I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. | I find myself not finishing potatoes either! They take so long to cook |
I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. | I find myself not finishing potatoes either! They take so long to cook | but they're cheap. |
I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. I find myself not finishing potatoes either! They take so long to cook | but they're cheap. | Right, taste good too |
I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. I found some old rotten sweet potatoes hiding at the back of my refrigerator. I find myself not finishing potatoes either! They take so long to cook but they're cheap. | Right, taste good too | Yep. Great if you're on a budget. |
I have a great job that allows me to stay at home. i love it | I have a great job that allows me to stay at home | I could only dream of having that. That must be nice. |
I have a great job that allows me to stay at home. i love it I have a great job that allows me to stay at home | I could only dream of having that. That must be nice. | It is great. i am so thankful |
I have a great job that allows me to stay at home. i love it I have a great job that allows me to stay at home I could only dream of having that. That must be nice. | It is great. i am so thankful | I wish my company would allow me to do that. |
I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. | I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. | That is faithful, you are a good dude |
I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. | That is faithful, you are a good dude | Yea I have a great girl. I have no reason to get with other girls. |
I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. I was out with my guy friends last weekend. A girl approached me and wanted my number but I told her no because I have a girlfriend. That is faithful_comma_ you are a good dude | Yea I have a great girl. I have no reason to get with other girls. | That is good, they are hard to find |
I was at the bar the other night and had a few too many shots. I puked and passed out inside | I puked and passed out at the bar last night | Oh, no! Were you alone? |
I was at the bar the other night and had a few too many shots. I puked and passed out inside I puked and passed out at the bar last night | Oh, no! Were you alone? | Luckily no, my greatgrandmother was with me |
I was at the bar the other night and had a few too many shots. I puked and passed out inside I puked and passed out at the bar last night Oh_comma_ no! Were you alone? | Luckily no, my greatgrandmother was with me | She must be a party animal. |
My home was broken into and we never found out who it was and I felt this way. | Our home was broken into. | Fluff that stinks, did you shoot em? |
My home was broken into and we never found out who it was and I felt this way. Our home was broken into. | Fluff that stinks, did you shoot em? | We weren't home! |
My home was broken into and we never found out who it was and I felt this way. Our home was broken into. Fluff that stinks_comma_ did you shoot em? | We weren't home! | sheesh what a bummer! |
I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords | I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords | I do not like scary! I try to stay away from scary movies, too! |
I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords | I do not like scary! I try to stay away from scary movies, too! | I dont either, but I wanted to go with my friends |
I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords I was at a scary maze and one of the people there actually scared me! It was super funny afterwords I do not like scary! I try to stay away from scary movies_comma_ too! | I dont either, but I wanted to go with my friends | It sounds like you had a good time though. |
I felt this way when I got pulled over for speeding. | I got a speeding ticket, but I couldn't even be mad because I was going too fast. | How fast were you going? |
I felt this way when I got pulled over for speeding. I got a speeding ticket_comma_ but I couldn't even be mad because I was going too fast. | How fast were you going? | 80 in a 65. |
I felt this way when I got pulled over for speeding. I got a speeding ticket_comma_ but I couldn't even be mad because I was going too fast. How fast were you going? | 80 in a 65. | Wow, I got a ticket the other day going 70 in a 55. I was late for work |
I've got a first date in about an hour. | I've got a first date in about an hour. | Nice, hope you have fun!! |
I've got a first date in about an hour. I've got a first date in about an hour. | Nice, hope you have fun!! | I hope I will.. I'm a little nervous.. typical first date stuff. |
I've got a first date in about an hour. I've got a first date in about an hour. Nice_comma_ hope you have fun!! | I hope I will.. I'm a little nervous.. typical first date stuff. | I'm sure it'll go swimmingly |
I've got a first date in about an hour. I've got a first date in about an hour. Nice_comma_ hope you have fun!! I hope I will.. I'm a little nervous.. typical first date stuff. | I'm sure it'll go swimmingly | I hope so. |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season. | i have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season | Why is that? |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season. i have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season | Why is that? | My team has a great roster |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season. i have a very good feeling about the upcoming football season Why is that? | My team has a great roster | Who is your team. |
I am feeling this way right now in my life. I have so much to be thankful for. | I am so thankful for everything in my life right now. | That is good. what is going on with it? |
I am feeling this way right now in my life. I have so much to be thankful for. I am so thankful for everything in my life right now. | That is good. what is going on with it? | I just have so much joy. |
I am feeling this way right now in my life. I have so much to be thankful for. I am so thankful for everything in my life right now. That is good. what is going on with it? | I just have so much joy. | That is good, i hope it stays that way |
A friend of mine just got a new wrangler. i want one so bad | A friend of mine just got a new wrangler, i want one bad | Ive been wanting a jeep for myself too! They are so cool |
A friend of mine just got a new wrangler. i want one so bad A friend of mine just got a new wrangler_comma_ i want one bad | Ive been wanting a jeep for myself too! They are so cool | They are! I love them they are super nice |
A friend of mine just got a new wrangler. i want one so bad A friend of mine just got a new wrangler_comma_ i want one bad Ive been wanting a jeep for myself too! They are so cool | They are! I love them they are super nice | I agree! They look cool and are fun to play in the mud with |
I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! | I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! | Nice, must have been shopping with his wife. |
I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! | Nice, must have been shopping with his wife. | I didn't see anyone with him, but he must be trying to prove something |
I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! I was at the store and I saw a guy carrying like 20 bags! It was amazing! Nice_comma_ must have been shopping with his wife. | I didn't see anyone with him, but he must be trying to prove something | Macho man lol |
Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. | Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. | That's funny, likes it's an extension as who they are as a person |
Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me_comma_ my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. | That's funny, likes it's an extension as who they are as a person | Yeah, I try to be understanding because she seems like she feels like she has something to prove when I'm all about not competing and having understanding for people's lives. I have even said that in a nicer way and it doesn't get through to her. Its made being around her unbearable which is sad. |
Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me, my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. Every time I tell my Mom about something my child did that is so neat to me_comma_ my sister-in-law chimes in about something her child did to top it. It drives me crazy. That's funny_comma_ likes it's an extension as who they are as a person | Yeah, I try to be understanding because she seems like she feels like she has something to prove when I'm all about not competing and having understanding for people's lives. I have even said that in a nicer way and it doesn't get through to her. Its made being around her unbearable which is sad. | I see, yeah sometimes you just gotta lead by example |
I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! | I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! | Man that was super lucky, most people would have taken it |
I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! | Man that was super lucky, most people would have taken it | Yeah, its good to know there are still good people in this world |
I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! I was at the store and I dropped my wallet. Luckily some old man picked it up and gave it back to me before I even noticed! Man that was super lucky_comma_ most people would have taken it | Yeah, its good to know there are still good people in this world | Exactly, it doesnt happen very often |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming Chargers season. | I have a very good feeling about this football season for the Chargers | Really? I dont watch much football |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming Chargers season. I have a very good feeling about this football season for the Chargers | Really? I dont watch much football | What sports do you enjoy? |
I have a very good feeling about the upcoming Chargers season. I have a very good feeling about this football season for the Chargers Really? I dont watch much football | What sports do you enjoy? | I like soccer |
I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. | I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. | that was very nice of them. you werent able to walk into an office and get it faster |
I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. | that was very nice of them. you werent able to walk into an office and get it faster | I was out of the country. Forgot to mention. Luckily, I had some dollars for emergencies. |
I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. that was very nice of them. you werent able to walk into an office and get it faster | I was out of the country. Forgot to mention. Luckily, I had some dollars for emergencies. | oh then that makes sense. good thing they were willing to help |
I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. I lost my debit card and didnt have access to funds. My bank went out of their way to ship it first class back to me free of charge. that was very nice of them. you werent able to walk into an office and get it faster I was out of the country. Forgot to mention. Luckily_comma_ I had some dollars for emergencies. | oh then that makes sense. good thing they were willing to help | Yes. Not all banks will ship overseas if you lose your card. |
looking at old baby items | i was looking through old boxes and came across a box full of baby stuff when my twins were super tiny | Wow. Twins. How rare is it to have them? |
looking at old baby items i was looking through old boxes and came across a box full of baby stuff when my twins were super tiny | Wow. Twins. How rare is it to have them? | i dont know about how rare it is. but my mom is a twin. my grandmother had two sets of twins. my cousin has twins and so do i |
looking at old baby items i was looking through old boxes and came across a box full of baby stuff when my twins were super tiny Wow. Twins. How rare is it to have them? | i dont know about how rare it is. but my mom is a twin. my grandmother had two sets of twins. my cousin has twins and so do i | Man. Thats very interesting. Were you at all surprised to have twins then? |
I had a fantasy draft today. After all my research i felt i was ready | I had a fantasy draft today, i researched alot for it | I've never tried that, do you bet money on it? |
I had a fantasy draft today. After all my research i felt i was ready I had a fantasy draft today_comma_ i researched alot for it | I've never tried that, do you bet money on it? | Yep i do every year |
I had a fantasy draft today. After all my research i felt i was ready I had a fantasy draft today_comma_ i researched alot for it I've never tried that_comma_ do you bet money on it? | Yep i do every year | Nice, hope it goes well |
My friend got slammed at the bar. He was being such a headache | My buddy got slammed last night at the bar | Slammed as in he got really drunk, or slammed as in he got into a fight? |
My friend got slammed at the bar. He was being such a headache My buddy got slammed last night at the bar | Slammed as in he got really drunk, or slammed as in he got into a fight? | Drunk off his behind |
My friend got slammed at the bar. He was being such a headache My buddy got slammed last night at the bar Slammed as in he got really drunk_comma_ or slammed as in he got into a fight? | Drunk off his behind | Its been a while since I've seen someone drunk |
I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird. | I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird | that is strange, i would have got out of there |
I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird. I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird | that is strange, i would have got out of there | I did, but I had to get some things before I left |
I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird. I was at the store and it was like I was the only one in there. I felt weird that is strange_comma_ i would have got out of there | I did, but I had to get some things before I left | I would be a little spooked out by being alone |
My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through. | My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through. | That stinks, did you go anyway? |
My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through. My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house_comma_ but he never followed through. | That stinks, did you go anyway? | No it was way too expensive. |
My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house, but he never followed through. My dad told me he was going to give me a gift card to a steak house_comma_ but he never followed through. That stinks_comma_ did you go anyway? | No it was way too expensive. | Yeah they are, but so good |
i put in for a new job. i think i have a good shot at it. | I put in for a new job, i think i'll get it | That is awesome. Is it with the same company, or someone different? |
i put in for a new job. i think i have a good shot at it. I put in for a new job_comma_ i think i'll get it | That is awesome. Is it with the same company, or someone different? | it is the same company i work for, so more of a promotion |
i put in for a new job. i think i have a good shot at it. I put in for a new job_comma_ i think i'll get it That is awesome. Is it with the same company_comma_ or someone different? | it is the same company i work for, so more of a promotion | I hope you get it! When will you find out? |
I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. | I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. | Cool, what did you do about it? |
I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. | Cool, what did you do about it? | I went to get a shovel to dispense some justice but he slithered away before I got back |
I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. Cool_comma_ what did you do about it? | I went to get a shovel to dispense some justice but he slithered away before I got back | Little bugger, maybe next time |
I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. I just saw a rattle snake in my back yard. Cool_comma_ what did you do about it? I went to get a shovel to dispense some justice but he slithered away before I got back | Little bugger, maybe next time | now i'm scared to let my dog outside :( |
I saw a movie the other day that i was stoked about. it wasnt good at all | i saw a movie the other day, it wasnt as good as i was expecting | Which movie did you see? |
I saw a movie the other day that i was stoked about. it wasnt good at all i saw a movie the other day_comma_ it wasnt as good as i was expecting | Which movie did you see? | Joe Dirt 2, the first one was hilarious |
I saw a movie the other day that i was stoked about. it wasnt good at all i saw a movie the other day_comma_ it wasnt as good as i was expecting Which movie did you see? | Joe Dirt 2, the first one was hilarious | I watched parts of it too. I didnt think it was that great either. |
My kids are joing a co-op this year. I am hoping they will enjoy it. | My husband and I signed our kids up for a co-op this year. I really hope they enjoy it. | what is co-op? |
My kids are joing a co-op this year. I am hoping they will enjoy it. My husband and I signed our kids up for a co-op this year. I really hope they enjoy it. | what is co-op? | This co-op is for homeschoolers. Its one day a week where the kids go and learn with other homeschool kids. |
My kids are joing a co-op this year. I am hoping they will enjoy it. My husband and I signed our kids up for a co-op this year. I really hope they enjoy it. what is co-op? | This co-op is for homeschoolers. Its one day a week where the kids go and learn with other homeschool kids. | Oh that is really neat! i hope they like it |
I saw a guy smack his wife the other day at the store. i was very furious by it | i saw a guy smack his wife at the store, i was furious | Did you do or say anything? |
I saw a guy smack his wife the other day at the store. i was very furious by it i saw a guy smack his wife at the store_comma_ i was furious | Did you do or say anything? | I did, i usually mind my own but that isn't right too me |
I saw a guy smack his wife the other day at the store. i was very furious by it i saw a guy smack his wife at the store_comma_ i was furious Did you do or say anything? | I did, i usually mind my own but that isn't right too me | Sometimes you got to setp in and say something though when you know something is not right. |
One time I lied about being sick so could skip work. | I called into work and told them I was sick, I felt bad afterwards cause it left them short handed. | Were you legit sick? |
One time I lied about being sick so could skip work. I called into work and told them I was sick_comma_ I felt bad afterwards cause it left them short handed. | Were you legit sick? | No. I just did not feel like going to work. |
One time I lied about being sick so could skip work. I called into work and told them I was sick_comma_ I felt bad afterwards cause it left them short handed. Were you legit sick? | No. I just did not feel like going to work. | Lol that happens to the best of us, dont feel bad |
My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! | My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! | Wow that is impressive. Do you work with him? |
My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! | Wow that is impressive. Do you work with him? | I do workout with him. I have a lot of muscle problems so I can only do 20 wall push ups but its a far cry from where I started. |
My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! My husband started working out only 3 months ago and can already do 90 push ups in a row! Its crazy amazing! Wow that is impressive. Do you work with him? | I do workout with him. I have a lot of muscle problems so I can only do 20 wall push ups but its a far cry from where I started. | That is still not bad! |
I am expecting a very big settlement. I can not wait | I am expecting a settlement i cant wait | Nice! Hope something horrible didn't happen to you just to get it. You getting a lot? |
I am expecting a very big settlement. I can not wait I am expecting a settlement i cant wait | Nice! Hope something horrible didn't happen to you just to get it. You getting a lot? | it is supposed to be half a million, a sewage pipe busted over me while i was in a store |
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