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ah yes, the RAMtard in his natural habitat...
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ee8m663
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[neutral]
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She paid 600 dollars for those boobs
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eeocaeg
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[neutral]
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Don't call me bitch you fucking sexist. I bet you are one of those white devils. How many women and minorities have you suppressed today?
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eda48wz
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[anger, annoyance]
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Yeah probably should've chosen a better sub, but I couldn't think of one
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eeukvst
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[remorse]
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Totally and sorry for that
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ed8lu3b
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[remorse]
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Pff sticking the bumper back on isn’t a massive task, I’d call it a win
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ee0dkxe
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[disapproval]
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[NAME] man hope your luck changes soon. I’m sure they’ll patch it up in the future
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ed4b4ov
|
[optimism]
|
What am I missing here? It's a noun, so no past tense?
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eewho6h
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[confusion, curiosity]
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(slow claps) Well played!
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edc17vm
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[neutral]
|
You think her being a [NAME] is the reason for the hatred? Really?
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edomho7
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[curiosity]
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[NAME] chatting with a kid while waiting to come out for the stars of the game. What a great guy.
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edm6kh0
|
[admiration]
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Well rock beats scissors
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ee6wta6
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[neutral]
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Fucking monophanie looking ass floating with the dead, nice.
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ed8r9yv
|
[anger, annoyance]
|
it's ironic you are identifying with the nazi character lol
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ef7jlf9
|
[amusement]
|
But she spells oddly well, and these aren't small words. It's a bunch of interrupted/disjointed thoughts.
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eduiuel
|
[admiration]
|
[NAME] man, how have you not suffocated with your head so far up your ass?
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edb1zdu
|
[neutral]
|
Omg the etsy side hustle. I have time to do that, and it fulfills me so much
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edjagp4
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[joy]
|
Same here! I was addicted to her and beaus stories during their trip to Europe right before filming this season. They are the best!
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ee9ao4q
|
[admiration]
|
CENTRISTS ONLY LEFTISTS GO AWAY also stop downvoting we don't want a circlejerk.
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edim0uu
|
[disapproval]
|
They mean staged. This video is portrayed as a real occurrence. It might be, might not be. Don't really care.
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eemvsju
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[confusion]
|
> busy blasting stuff with plasma Sound like more fun.
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eeelwg0
|
[joy]
|
Everything's broken then. It's not like all other discourse is high minded and unemotional.
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ed2fg67
|
[disappointment]
|
Some do, others say "Thanks"...
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eevi3dz
|
[gratitude]
|
Because it's the one right that we hope to never need, at least in the sense of revolt or self defense.
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ef94qec
|
[optimism]
|
How dare you! Don’t you know seatbelts cause autism!
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efegrrd
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[anger]
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Yes, I realize that. All my other relationships have been a year or longer but even a month into those I was miserable
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edmy9hn
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[realization]
|
This is a wholesome confession lol
|
edyltyu
|
[amusement]
|
Cheese cave time
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edv3j6s
|
[neutral]
|
I don’t see anything awful on her. She’s old. That’s it.
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ef27aym
|
[disapproval]
|
Stay safe, you will find someone one day.
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eda9v6q
|
[caring]
|
I AM COMPARING THE TITLES YOU OVERGROWN CABBAGE
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edr43yy
|
[neutral]
|
Exactly, humans are selfish. That was kinda my point, my reasons are superficial and only affect me. Theirs are not.
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eef8r1b
|
[annoyance, disapproval]
|
At least I can get laid in my natural state.
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edjktzo
|
[neutral]
|
Someone needs to quit horsing around I’ll go home now
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eff2iok
|
[neutral]
|
The stories where he meets and talks shit to [NAME] are some of the best!
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eeq3fob
|
[admiration]
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Mr. [NAME], I don't feel so good...
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edb1gjd
|
[neutral]
|
This is more like Instant Karma. The schadenfreude is strong with me, here! Wish I could upvote this twice! :)
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efbnn3t
|
[annoyance]
|
That’s awesome. Feed the gators while getting rid of Pits. Kill two birds with one stone.
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ed3elk7
|
[admiration]
|
I remember the Lions under [NAME]. Just no.
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ed12pgq
|
[realization]
|
So birds and limes are bikes. Wow, TIL.
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eew4v6s
|
[excitement]
|
Lol I’m sorry that has to be terrible if we were up 19 just to get smothered at the end.
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ed9wsz1
|
[amusement, sadness]
|
Lol he said it was the driver's fault and everyone called him out.
|
edn6y20
|
[amusement]
|
Oof. Some bad D right there. [NAME] not much help
|
edm70gi
|
[neutral]
|
Deer needs to make a false injury claim and get paid did you see that fake I got hit jump it did?
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edowvm4
|
[curiosity]
|
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from?
|
eenpruk
|
[neutral]
|
[NAME] these things were terrible. i presume they still are. #teamlemoncreams
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ee9d3z8
|
[disgust]
|
Two horrible cunts
|
eev1d3j
|
[anger, disgust]
|
Two sessions, actually. He apparently found the party boring
|
efgjwp8
|
[neutral]
|
[NAME] couldn’t get them to the playoffs. Pulling out [NAME] for him is dumb
|
edennb2
|
[annoyance, neutral]
|
I don’t know the whole story here, but would getting your tubes tied be an option?
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ef7ae9v
|
[curiosity]
|
I like these cultures and would be happy to tell you what sort of work qualifications/licensure/certification have you acquired, if any?
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edojm0l
|
[curiosity, love]
|
Neither are foreign coups set up with the countries chamber of commerce and the head of the army.
|
eewd31p
|
[disapproval]
|
Good to see [NAME] getting some love.
|
eet10ms
|
[love]
|
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise.
|
eeza80x
|
[caring]
|
Totally looks like
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edg3g7w
|
[neutral]
|
No telling I know is not eat it, I like eggs and I like cottage cheese but yuck no they can’t touch!
|
ee3a48x
|
[love]
|
What the hell did you just type?
|
ef7npz3
|
[annoyance]
|
I’m not frustrated... i think I was trying to be nice.. but now I’m confused and awkward. My apologies
|
eefjz95
|
[confusion]
|
I don't get what you mean
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ef9lmu1
|
[confusion]
|
Seconded! [NAME] is gorgeous.
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ed2wn96
|
[admiration]
|
I want to be their friend
|
eeswfs6
|
[desire]
|
You [NAME] did not make us look good at all.
|
ef58rsc
|
[annoyance, disappointment, disapproval]
|
He goes after my Wisconsin teams all the time... so I live that one haha. Pisses me off but still love em
|
eee37c1
|
[amusement, love]
|
Now you'll be more cautious of that in the future. Lessons were learned today son.
|
edt5gdd
|
[neutral]
|
Buy YouTube Likes
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edpf8om
|
[neutral]
|
I agree we got to look at our team, not the players we have traded... good luck to them. Go dodgers!!
|
effxh3t
|
[approval]
|
This is a customer service gig and you’re flipping people off, maybe you should find another line of work 😂
|
ef3t23n
|
[annoyance, optimism]
|
That one guy barley touched the car and it stoped
|
eel4lhl
|
[neutral]
|
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
|
eegmod7
|
[neutral]
|
Lol! Nope. Any muscle in your body will shrink if yiu dont use it.
|
ee0wkun
|
[amusement]
|
Really? I had no idea the bioavailability was the same
|
edv4tod
|
[curiosity, surprise]
|
I still rock my Casey Hampton pro bowl jersey!!
|
edtu1s9
|
[excitement]
|
It still baffles me how they cover for him, and his trace amounts, when they’re in his body because he cheated in the first place.
|
edqbcr8
|
[neutral]
|
Even if [NAME] didn’t play we wouldn’t be winning sorry Just enjoy the ride and pay respect to the man who gave us our only championship
|
edkmxdh
|
[neutral]
|
I wonder what he's listening to...
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effkngl
|
[curiosity]
|
I chopped it up a little for you. I hope that helps. I'm not sure I can make that much more concise.
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eeljmo9
|
[optimism]
|
glad to hulp
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ee6ysle
|
[gratitude]
|
I actually had to rewind a few times because I found myself getting distracted because I was kind of bored.
|
eef3thl
|
[disgust, realization]
|
Don’t laugh the way this game went I actually expected he will lay it in... then reality and [NAME] hit... thanks goodness
|
edlw7ay
|
[gratitude]
|
I second this. All signs point towards him biding his time until the next election and hopefully solidifying his place to expunge the filth.
|
eephxeq
|
[optimism]
|
neat, thank you!
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edmkuuf
|
[gratitude]
|
You choose a bad time, no one is fessing up anything during an election.
|
eeqeoki
|
[caring]
|
Hi, [NAME]! I just wanted to stop by and wish you peace and happiness! -HappyFriendlyBot
|
edoi2eb
|
[desire, optimism]
|
Those sound yummy!
|
eebyxed
|
[amusement, excitement]
|
at first I thought this was a JWong diss thread lol
|
ee94nmh
|
[amusement]
|
Sorry, I laughed, not at you, but because this is so perfect and so relatable. Hope you're past it or getting past it.
|
ed4tllh
|
[admiration, optimism, sadness]
|
The question wasn’t phrased well, but she does look different than her normal self in this screencap
|
edomxex
|
[neutral]
|
Yeah dude, that's illegal in so many ways.
|
edg9c4n
|
[disapproval]
|
Word salad. You want America to do Afghanistan's job for them. It's not happening, those days are over.
|
ee8zbr7
|
[annoyance, neutral]
|
Omfg das a lotta snow. Maybe I'll get to pull out the gas powered snow thrower for the bloody first timeof the season.
|
ef43ubs
|
[surprise]
|
Ya uh that's gen Z sorry
|
eez1syh
|
[remorse]
|
Some, I assume, are good people.
|
ee5tkkc
|
[approval]
|
I like to bring up the fact that all of these pyramid schemes have corporate offices that have the exact same structure they are railing against.
|
eebevzm
|
[neutral]
|
Relocation trumps meddling in my book.
|
edf6f10
|
[neutral]
|
Drives to work, realizes its a holiday because nobody answers their phones. Still stuck at work... nothing to do. We dont get paid holidays :(
|
een0bg7
|
[annoyance, disappointment]
|
*holy shit* I'm pretty sure the panther thought the same thing
|
ee1gut4
|
[neutral]
|
I figured it would be “the joke is always real in the comments.”
|
ee22qag
|
[approval]
|
OmG pEyToN iSn'T gOoD eNoUgH tO hElP uS iN tHe PlAyOfFs! Dumbass Broncos fans circa December 2015.
|
edvnz26
|
[surprise]
|
I knew nothing about the cult, and it is one of my 2 or 3 favorite Netflix originals.
|
eeqkkl9
|
[admiration, approval]
|
Welcome back to H town!
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ef2lew6
|
[gratitude]
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