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Lol nah i’m not playing your game dude. Have a good night
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eehaifd
|
[amusement, caring]
|
Oh my [NAME] I completely didn’t realise. I’m so sorry
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ee3n3fu
|
[remorse]
|
You know nothing about the country if America.
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ef5itks
|
[neutral]
|
I was so scared to click that. Yet I did.
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ee2kbgz
|
[fear]
|
Well, i was hoping it didn't run flat.
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ef4r44w
|
[optimism]
|
There is irony in what you guys are saying.
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edf80ua
|
[disapproval]
|
Ugh. Sounds awful. I’m sorry :(
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ee33kkm
|
[remorse]
|
[NAME]. I’m not sure you’ll feel the same way when it hurts to open doors when you’re 35.
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efhclgb
|
[confusion]
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if my dog dont like u i dont like u and if my dog gets into a fight u know im jumpin in there with him
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edagw2c
|
[neutral]
|
It's absolutely 100% abuse, as others have said you need to get the hell away from him.
|
ee9frq0
|
[disapproval]
|
OMG the bra hanging out of the back of that dress is so cringe.
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ed9u3rc
|
[embarrassment, fear]
|
They wouldn't be entirely wrong...I know I'm certainly fatigued with the way Doctor Who has been going for a while now.
|
ed3zjkm
|
[neutral]
|
I am glad your okay.
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efebcgj
|
[joy]
|
Thanks for sharing that info. I'll see how low I can go. Did you do a trade in?
|
edrzvs2
|
[gratitude]
|
You smile warmly at people.
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ed6c84a
|
[admiration, gratitude]
|
she got knocked the f out!
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ee8t8iy
|
[neutral]
|
I am curious how much he will get
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ednou9o
|
[curiosity]
|
“I am going to be going through a nasty divorce in a few years so I will need the money.” - [NAME]
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edq92b2
|
[sadness]
|
The inevitable divorce is probably going to cost him more than a new ring
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ed36alb
|
[neutral]
|
>Emotions like this will get you killed. That is too bad, considering I was planning on living forever.
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edv0fik
|
[annoyance, disapproval]
|
I'm poly and jn the Raleigh area too, moved here for my wife's job, surprised to find so many people mention it haha.
|
ed8lzbw
|
[surprise]
|
I love Chinese buffets. All the ones in my town are gone, all buffets are gone, sucks
|
edzkofi
|
[disappointment, love]
|
Sorry to burst your bubble but [NAME] is more popular than [NAME]
|
eeau02y
|
[remorse]
|
I actually really like these, my little sister would be in love with these!
|
eer5aqj
|
[love]
|
TL;DR No more Superbowls for [NAME]. Get ready for another winning season that ends in disappointment.
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eczb4bm
|
[disappointment]
|
I mean, it's aight
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efdgsku
|
[approval]
|
Man of the people....
|
ef6ytqx
|
[neutral]
|
Tasso. Heavily spiced.
|
eetcprx
|
[neutral]
|
This sentence has a very different meaning in Australia.
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ef7lev1
|
[neutral]
|
[NAME] Damn [NAME]
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edocyhg
|
[neutral]
|
Its not... your fault
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eenlf95
|
[neutral]
|
Are you afraid of [NAME]?
|
ef2b0am
|
[confusion, curiosity]
|
She looks like a [NAME].
|
ed29wza
|
[admiration]
|
Post this to /r/penmanshipporn I *dare* you. Edit: been done already, I shoulda figured lol
|
edp8gyz
|
[amusement]
|
I had an anourism and got stage 4 terminal cancer from reading that so I reckon that means I need the tablet
|
effcz4d
|
[neutral]
|
I think you may just be an asshole/moron bud... sorry.
|
edvxx8z
|
[anger, annoyance, remorse]
|
We'll get em next time, Fox.
|
eed679m
|
[neutral]
|
So are we discussing the bill as it is written, or this new imaginary bill you just proposed?
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efe17o5
|
[confusion, curiosity]
|
Thank you for helping me realize that p&r bloopers is exactly what i need right now
|
ed5vgdb
|
[gratitude]
|
Nobody is ever the only one to think anything.
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eecjsr7
|
[neutral]
|
We will never survive with 5% unemployment with moderate growth and a continued house building program to correct supply. Sounds horrendous
|
ef9r75r
|
[fear]
|
man remember when it was 1996 and I was zero years old? good times
|
ee2wjn6
|
[neutral]
|
Hiroshima is a crime against humanity
|
eecksck
|
[neutral]
|
It’s a [NAME], very fun guns to shoot. Nothing like a good old lever action sometimes!
|
eeiv61z
|
[amusement]
|
B plug? What the hell. Use an A plug or you're never going to become doctor some day.
|
eeex3e6
|
[disapproval]
|
The sign doesn't have units! Maybe the speed limit is 45 light yrs per second!!!!
|
eecrfg8
|
[confusion, disapproval]
|
Just keep on digging.
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eev8ses
|
[neutral]
|
Favorite color.
|
ed3po61
|
[neutral]
|
Funny because I only owe 20k... I guess no one told these kids community college exists.
|
edqdqpy
|
[amusement]
|
Rip I guess.... Hope op does that Also happy cake day!
|
ede2zgs
|
[optimism]
|
Yeah I realised that a bit too late. I still wanted to further explain myself regardless but thank you for being nice about it.
|
ee82i41
|
[gratitude]
|
Fuck I needed this. I found out that after next Friday I'm going to be jobless...
|
edndl2k
|
[neutral]
|
You fool! Now look what you've unleashed!
|
ed6syhw
|
[anger]
|
Thanks, I hate it
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edpuzck
|
[anger, gratitude]
|
It's racism. It doesn't make me angry, it makes me feel sorry for their ignorance and yours.
|
edosk3l
|
[annoyance]
|
Thanks, I'm the LAOTOP and I found this response as informative as the comments in the original post.
|
eerw88c
|
[gratitude]
|
I saw in another thread that the kid had previously pranked the barber, and this was his way of getting back at him.
|
eee5guq
|
[neutral]
|
That was 1 scene and I think was more about her sense of powerlessness in the situation
|
eef5h6g
|
[approval]
|
thanks guys appreciate the clarifications!
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edh4c40
|
[gratitude]
|
He already has 2 fouls
|
ediz7vh
|
[approval]
|
The "[NAME] says it's true" line makes me think he's messing with you.
|
eerbw5k
|
[annoyance]
|
This is just a stupid question. The answer is who cares? [NAME] is on an entirely different level from [NAME].
|
ee826u2
|
[annoyance, disapproval]
|
Was gonna hit you with the /r/gatekeeping for that elitist mentality, but you recognized your errors. Props.
|
eezx8dd
|
[realization]
|
Me too, and not just for the eyeball forks.
|
ee8fxtu
|
[neutral]
|
That's a really good one too. I am pretty upset to learn how limited my vocabulary is
|
edc0h4a
|
[sadness]
|
I wish there was some way to put this in the sidebar.
|
eefl6vm
|
[neutral]
|
I want the Bears to get to the Superbowl because they haven't won one in three decades and my dad is a lifelong Bears fan.
|
edf8dxu
|
[desire]
|
Some guys are gonna get their hopes up if you are at all young *or* pretty. You may attract less attention if you can avoid moving.
|
eeqe7ff
|
[neutral]
|
Ion know but it would be better for you to just buy some trim and make them yourself, its not that hard and you can dose it
|
efavtdu
|
[neutral]
|
Happy Birthday [NAME]. You wont read this message but itll be here.
|
ee8ts7k
|
[caring]
|
Great shot, from experience very difficult.
|
efcc9c6
|
[admiration]
|
Gl hf team we can do this! :[NAME]: Whole team leaves
|
ee5wvbr
|
[optimism]
|
ranked is perfect and elo gap doesnt exist (fucking kill me)
|
eeuiend
|
[disappointment]
|
Tried to /r/woooosh but I guess I gotta take this L :/
|
efh1sjw
|
[neutral]
|
Yo this [NAME] was literally pulling moves out of the Hitman games jumping over to your balcony. Thats terrifying.
|
eeddi3d
|
[fear]
|
I don’t see the MAGA hat kid working to undermine civil liberty. It’s at least understandable to react violently to tyrants.
|
eerq4uk
|
[annoyance, approval, neutral]
|
Autistic space AIDS
|
ee77k1e
|
[neutral]
|
We only want to impose high taxes on those damnable minorities who are ruining our great nation.
|
eenm1hy
|
[neutral]
|
Fuck taking the high road. If I’m [NAME] I’m blasting the officials when I speak to the media.
|
eektyg0
|
[anger]
|
The worst thing is when you find it in a place you know you looked first.
|
ef5k88t
|
[neutral]
|
[NAME] Edit: but certainly LP deflated there
|
eeh4iap
|
[neutral]
|
What the fuck? Why would you ever say that? Downvoting you smfh edit
|
efecu14
|
[anger, annoyance]
|
Cant wait til [NAME] passes him. [NAME] is an ungrateful mofo. Anyone that praises their own work ethic and hard work needs slapped silly.
|
eeht0xf
|
[annoyance, disapproval]
|
This is the correct answer. I've seen more stupid memes about this show before I'd even seen it.
|
ed2ycpu
|
[approval]
|
I prefer console and most of my friends play cod. I still enjoy gbs every year
|
edlone1
|
[joy]
|
That is so sick. That kid will feel sooo awesome later in life. What doctor agreed to this though?
|
eejz0zd
|
[curiosity]
|
Classic lab. "Man that was really tough, but can we go play now?"
|
eeq5n8a
|
[curiosity]
|
I haven't seen a single [NAME] article. But there have been a few [NAME] articles around recently.
|
edled8h
|
[realization]
|
Get Ready!
|
eeze41s
|
[neutral]
|
I think, on my next play through I’m going to save right before so I can keep going back and reliving this night! Lol
|
eerzdwu
|
[neutral]
|
TLDR; we get many drizzle days and our summers are amazing.
|
eedjfkg
|
[admiration]
|
B + A? Is that [NAME] and [NAME]?
|
ednmyfg
|
[curiosity, neutral]
|
HALLELUJAH!!!! YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!
|
ed4nft0
|
[surprise, neutral]
|
I love music but I haven't given a shit about the Triple J's Hottest 100 in at least 10 years
|
ef2jec1
|
[love]
|
The internationalist EU. The [NAME], [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME] are just brimming with all that international SOLIDARITY ❤️
|
edpv252
|
[approval]
|
Sounds like a standard room and board agreement. Nothing communist about that at all.
|
edoqwlj
|
[neutral]
|
Lol. The majority of military jobs aren’t combat related.
|
eda3ina
|
[amusement]
|
Yea, I'm willing to bet the auto makers have known about this technology for quite a while.
|
ee92f0s
|
[optimism]
|
I don't believe no one in your class thought of Mac or iPhone.
|
eezjciz
|
[neutral]
|
Oh getting down voats. The EU fascists don't like it when you speak out against the 4th Reich.
|
ee58hyg
|
[neutral]
|
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