tasksource/dissonance-detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

So ... me and my mom are walking around the WG Mall the other day . All of a sudden she says to me you know what I automatically think of < when I walk in the mall anymore ? > I look at her like 🤔 . < She says anything and everything impractical jokers . > I have never been so proud .

She says anything and everything impractical jokers .

when I walk in the mall anymore ?

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I had to do it ... as the store PA system delivered a mask wearing tutorial / explanation < that masks must cover both nose and mouth , > sure enough an alpha - dumbass with his wife and kid had his mask < not covering his nose . > nLooked right at him and said nose and mouth . His wife agreed

not covering his nose .

that masks must cover both nose and mouth ,

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I had to do it ... as the store PA system delivered a mask wearing tutorial / explanation < that masks must cover both nose and mouth , > sure enough an alpha - dumbass with his wife and kid had his mask not covering his nose . nLooked right at him < and said nose and mouth . > His wife agreed

and said nose and mouth .

that masks must cover both nose and mouth ,

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I had to do it ... as the store PA system delivered a mask wearing tutorial / explanation that masks must cover both nose and mouth , sure enough an alpha - dumbass with his wife and kid had his mask < not covering his nose . > nLooked right at him < and said nose and mouth . > His wife agreed

and said nose and mouth .

not covering his nose .

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< On being ridiculed after an honest critique : > <’ Do n’t sweat it . > They only yell when you’re right .’

’ Do n’t sweat it .

On being ridiculed after an honest critique :

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where every time my cell phone rang , I began to feel ill . It might be my boss < and it was just never a pleasant conversation . > I still knee - jerk into that feeling whenever anybody in this job wants to talk . It’s almost always now something positive .

and it was just never a pleasant conversation .

I used to have a job

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I used to have a job < where every time my cell phone rang , > It might be my boss and it was just never a pleasant conversation . I still knee - jerk into that feeling whenever anybody in this job wants to talk . It’s almost always now something positive .

I began to feel ill .

where every time my cell phone rang ,

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In ~18 months I’ve gone from a part - time masters in higher ed ? < hm that’d be a good career investment > to have in my back pocket and what fun to be a student again ! < to demanding > we scorch and salt the earth of neoliberal academia . Money well spent imho .

to demanding

hm that’d be a good career investment

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In ~18 months I’ve gone from a part - time masters in higher ed ? hm that’d be a good career investment to have in my back pocket and what fun to be a student again ! to demanding < we scorch and salt the earth of neoliberal academia . > < Money well spent imho . >

Money well spent imho .

we scorch and salt the earth of neoliberal academia .

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< Sleeping ? > < And she said’ YEAH ! NO !’ Hahahahahaha >

And she said’ YEAH ! NO !’ Hahahahahaha

Sleeping ?

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< Damn ! > These women keep sayin <’ I need my beauty rest / sleep !’ lol nooo bitch .. > You need to hibernate ! !

’ I need my beauty rest / sleep !’ lol nooo bitch ..

Damn !

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Damn ! These women keep sayin <’ I need my beauty rest / sleep !’ lol nooo bitch .. > < You need to hibernate ! ! >

You need to hibernate ! !

’ I need my beauty rest / sleep !’ lol nooo bitch ..

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had a good conversation yesterday with a younger student about her choices post graduation . < a lot of days it just feels tough , > < but there’s moments of the kids are alright > that make me feel’ it’s worth it’

but there’s moments of the kids are alright

a lot of days it just feels tough ,

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had a good conversation yesterday with a younger student about her choices post graduation . < a lot of days it just feels tough , > but there’s moments of the kids are alright that make me feel <’ it’s worth it’ >

’ it’s worth it’

a lot of days it just feels tough ,

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The definition of’ past’ is time < that has gone by . > No matter who tells you < that its can not be forgotten ... > Jesus counters with forgiveness !

that its can not be forgotten ...

that has gone by .

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< The glut of dollars could create a new set of difficulties > once the pandemic ends . Households , < flush with cash , > could go on a spending spree . As consumer demand recovers , more money will start to change hands and inflation will start to rise .

flush with cash ,

The glut of dollars could create a new set of difficulties

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The glut of dollars could create a new set of difficulties once the pandemic ends . Households , flush with cash , < could go on a spending spree . > As consumer demand recovers , more money will start to change hands < and inflation will start to rise . >

and inflation will start to rise .

could go on a spending spree .

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when people say .. Easier said then done . < Because’ its’ as easy > as you make it . Do what’s best for YOU .

Because’ its’ as easy

I do n’t like it

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< For sale . Ran when parked . > $ 35,000 like will u take $ 32,000 I know what i have !

I wo nt respond to dumb ass messages

For sale . Ran when parked .

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What makes God just ? I heard someone make an argument < that God is good > because he is just . What defines his justice other than you go - to hell < for not believing in him as your lord and savior . > Is the crime really sin or disbelief ? [USER] [USER]

for not believing in him as your lord and savior .

that God is good

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And again the one thought I have is’ let’s hope < the smoke alarm does n’t go off’ > < #okayyythen#ihearyou >

#okayyythen#ihearyou

the smoke alarm does n’t go off’

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Part 1:nYosuke and Yu share the same futon at the school trip to Tatsumi port < cause Yosuke is just that unlucky > and they were shorted his futonnnThere is only one pillownnYu : I could be your pillownnYosuke : ... < Fine , man , but no creepy stuff ! > N - no homo , partner .

Fine , man , but no creepy stuff !

cause Yosuke is just that unlucky

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Hey [USER] when designing your roastery stores , < did you do Legion simulations ? > I do n’t think < you did Legion simulations >

you did Legion simulations

did you do Legion simulations ?

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Bad character names can ruin a movie . < Jake Gyllenhaal is Colter Stevens in’ Source Code .’ > <’ Even good reviews ca n’t make up for Colter . >

’ Even good reviews ca n’t make up for Colter .

Jake Gyllenhaal is Colter Stevens in’ Source Code .’

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< when the wind was blowing > & i said <’ OMG i got bacteria in my eye’ > naysha & kaison started crackin up laughing lmao

’ OMG i got bacteria in my eye’

when the wind was blowing

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when the wind was blowing & i said <’ OMG i got bacteria in my eye’ > < naysha & kaison started crackin up laughing lmao >

naysha & kaison started crackin up laughing lmao

’ OMG i got bacteria in my eye’

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QOTN : Singer of Casteless to FOH ... nYeah . I do n’t need THAT much reverb . < Not wet . >

Not wet .

I like it damp , man .

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my pop just called me n said <’ i ben tore up from wed - sat need a break’ > <’ lmao like father like son > i guess at least i no who to blame now lol

’ lmao like father like son

’ i ben tore up from wed - sat need a break’

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< Some people are only happy > when they get one they want and then < when they do n’t > they just have the’ fuck u’ attitude

when they do n’t

Some people are only happy

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Y’all be like Uwu the developers of The Last of Us 2 worked on crunch and had to see awful photos for reference poor them uwU < and then shit all over them artists > < when they managed to do something actually impressive . >

when they managed to do something actually impressive .

and then shit all over them artists

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I do n’t think < I’ll ever be in the right headspace > to be in a relationship like even when I eventually get into one , < I’ll always constantly be thinking > why do you want to put yourself through this lmao is that bad

I’ll always constantly be thinking

I’ll ever be in the right headspace

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I do n’t think I’ll ever be in the right headspace < to be in a relationship > like even when I eventually get into one , < I’ll always constantly be thinking > why do you want to put yourself through this lmao is that bad

I’ll always constantly be thinking

to be in a relationship

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Ruthless [USER] i be blocking niggas with no explanation lol that s what happens < when you piss me off > < 😂#fuckboy’ >

😂#fuckboy’

when you piss me off

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2/20/19 We should ask ourselves three questions before we speak : Is it true ? Is it kind ? Does it glorify Christ ? If we would always think < before we speak , > < there would be much less evil speaking > & there would soon be a spiritual awakening that would sweep the church in America .

there would be much less evil speaking

before we speak ,

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’ I wrote the book for people who never heard of #CesarChavez & those who think < they knew > < who he was .’ > [USER] on [USER] [USER]

who he was .’

they knew

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| : < Professor is passing around a physical copy of the qu’ran . > since I’m’ unclean .’

I ca n’t technically touch it

Professor is passing around a physical copy of the qu’ran .

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Sometimes I repeatedly use my phone’s swipe keyboard when it fails to get a word right just to spell - check myself because it usually fails < when I mistype things , > and I just tried swiping downvote on it several times < before it even occurred to me > that it might not know that word

before it even occurred to me

when I mistype things ,

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Sometimes I repeatedly use my phone’s swipe keyboard when it fails to get a word right just to spell - check myself because it usually fails when I mistype things , < and I just tried swiping downvote on it > several times < before it even occurred to me > that it might not know that word

before it even occurred to me

and I just tried swiping downvote on it

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I had a dream < a ghost was possessin my body > and was makin me do the’ Everybody get ya roll on’ dance I was tired < but it would nt stop :( >

but it would nt stop :(

a ghost was possessin my body

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< STFU HOE ! > newline Lol i’m missin history RfT ! [USER] < dry yo tears bitch lol . > [USER] Missing the inauguration :( *tears*’

dry yo tears bitch lol .

STFU HOE !

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STFU HOE ! newline Lol i’m missin history RfT ! [USER] < dry yo tears bitch lol . > [USER] Missing the inauguration :( < *tears*’ >

*tears*’

dry yo tears bitch lol .

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STFU HOE ! newline Lol i’m missin history RfT ! [USER] dry yo tears bitch lol . [USER] < Missing the inauguration :( > < *tears*’ >

*tears*’

Missing the inauguration :(

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’ i ca n’t tell < if i’m dealing well with life these days > < or i just do n’t give a shit any more’ >

or i just do n’t give a shit any more’

if i’m dealing well with life these days

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< Yet Brazilian Rappers are portrayed as’ rap musicians’ > <’ leaving their influences in hip hop > to be portrayed as heathens but them as heroes .

’ leaving their influences in hip hop

Yet Brazilian Rappers are portrayed as’ rap musicians’

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< Totally . > They are n’t that big.nnAre you stupid ? Have you ever owned a cat and knew it hated you and would kill you if it could ? The cougar is like , 10 times bigger . So it could .

Totally .

I could fight a cougar .

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I feel like’ nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ is not true . I would argue < that pizza tastes better . > < 🍴🍴🍴 >

🍴🍴🍴

that pizza tastes better .

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Just another way of saying’ None of you will believe < until you love for your brother > < what you love for yourself .’ >

what you love for yourself .’

until you love for your brother

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That moment your in bed comfortable as fuck < and then you have the urge > to pee , < and your like’ NO ! Your gon na wait !’ >

and your like’ NO ! Your gon na wait !’

and then you have the urge

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when lil peep says < my life is going nowhere > i want everyone to know < that i do nt care > i felt that

that i do nt care

my life is going nowhere

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when lil peep says my life is going nowhere i want everyone to know < that i do nt care >

i felt that

that i do nt care

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I hate when people brag about things they DON’T Have ! ! Ex .’ My next car will be better than yours’ ... < smh > < -_- >

-_-

smh

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< Why when you approach a girl , > < they never repond > to’ Excuse me ma’am’ .. u got ta be like’ Sayhoe !’ Or’ Aybitch !’ Lmao [USER]

they never repond

Why when you approach a girl ,

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Matching colors lol . That would be like pouring some M&Ms into your hand , and saying <’ oh I ca n’t eat these colors’ > < and putting them back . >

and putting them back .

’ oh I ca n’t eat these colors’

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my coworker just said <’ What idiot would break up with you’ haha thanks Kenny > < 😔 >

😔

’ What idiot would break up with you’ haha thanks Kenny

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<’ The experiences end > < but the memories last a life time >

but the memories last a life time

’ The experiences end

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[USER] too late .. momma said

i could have it !’ nope call her new ask

I [USER]

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I [USER] < [USER] too late .. > momma said

i could have it !’ nope call her new ask

[USER] too late ..

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I [USER] [USER] too late .. < momma said >

i could have it !’ nope call her new ask

momma said

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< When people tell me > they got their significant other’s name tatted on them because they’ love’ them < 😴 >

😴

When people tell me

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< Heaven is a Place Where God Dwells > and Everyone there Must Do His Will so there is Complete Harmony Love and Peace ( Those < who Do Not Obey God can not Live there ) > They would Muck Up the Place and ( Make it Like Earth ) Steve D [USER]

who Do Not Obey God can not Live there )

Heaven is a Place Where God Dwells

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Heaven is a Place Where God Dwells < and Everyone there Must Do His Will > so there is Complete Harmony Love and Peace ( Those who Do Not Obey God can not Live there ) < They would Muck Up the Place > and ( Make it Like Earth ) Steve D [USER]

They would Muck Up the Place

and Everyone there Must Do His Will

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Heaven is a Place Where God Dwells and Everyone there Must Do His Will < so there is Complete Harmony Love and Peace > ( Those who Do Not Obey God can not Live there ) < They would Muck Up the Place > and ( Make it Like Earth ) Steve D [USER]

They would Muck Up the Place

so there is Complete Harmony Love and Peace

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< all i do > is’ vent’ .

all i do

I need to delete twitter ,

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’ how do you know < you’re at a gay party ? > all the hot dogs taste like shit .’ HAHAHAHAHAH THANKS BRITT . <’ HAHAHAHAHAH THANKS BRITT . >

’ HAHAHAHAHAH THANKS BRITT .

you’re at a gay party ?

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<’ The owner has not made this available for mobile’ well fuck you too .... > < 😒 >

😒

’ The owner has not made this available for mobile’ well fuck you too ....

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< Things are n’t always going to go your way . > So , just let go < of’ your way’ and flow . >

of’ your way’ and flow .

Things are n’t always going to go your way .

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’ Going to the mall with my friendsss ! ! ! < Getting new clothes ! > YAY !’ < #AnnoyingGirlTweets >

#AnnoyingGirlTweets

Getting new clothes !

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<’ Could we fix you > if you broke’ @ my laptop ? < Apperently not :p >

Apperently not :p

’ Could we fix you

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’ < #Ridiculousness > < Be Funny As Sh!t .... > Especially When U #Smacked...lol [USER] [USER]’

Be Funny As Sh!t ....

#Ridiculousness

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i’ve learned to guard my feelings these past four years because innumerable career - ending acts keep getting shrugged off and i know that removing one piece of shit wo n’t fix the system . but i ca n’t deny it , this news , < this news makes me smile . >

this news makes me smile .

i hesitate to get my hopes up ,

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If he would’ve donated the 10 billion to , let’s say , 10 < scientific organization , > I can guarantee you < the same folks would criticize him > for handpicking the organizations .

the same folks would criticize him

scientific organization ,

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If he would’ve donated the 10 billion to , let’s say , 10 scientific organization , I can guarantee you < the same folks would criticize him > < for handpicking the organizations . >

for handpicking the organizations .

the same folks would criticize him

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The point is that the two stories have their own merits and values . < They may have the same setting as Superhero > but the points they’re trying to make and the tone they’re trying to convey < are completely and utterly worlds apart . >

are completely and utterly worlds apart .

They may have the same setting as Superhero

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1 . ) My sci fi students are reading The Women Men Do n’t See and every time I come back to it I remember how < 🔥 > it is . nn2 . ) I really enjoy mentoring my independent study students ( even though it’s annoying to not get paid for it).nnI LOVE MY JOB 😭

I WANT TO DO IT FOREVER

🔥

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Sometimes I think about the ramen shop I used to work for and the couple that came in and asked < if we could put on some more traditional koto music > < and we said no > and cranked up the volume on the Spice Girls instead .

and we said no

if we could put on some more traditional koto music

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I should n’t have to walk the hill sick for an’ in class workday ; <’ I can work much better anywhere but there ; >

’ I can work much better anywhere but there ;

I despise my COMM teacher ;

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<’ People always do some crazy things > < when they are in love > 3’

when they are in love

’ People always do some crazy things

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and when they thought my grandma said’ that girl needs help’ #magcult.

I could n’t hear

I told my grandparents my plan about [USER]

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< Hey Emily , how much Japanese do you know??nnI know enough Japanese > to have a rough idea of what I’m getting into when I click on a Japanese YouTube sound design tutorial , < but not enough Japanese for said idea > to be correct more than half the time .

but not enough Japanese for said idea

Hey Emily , how much Japanese do you know??nnI know enough Japanese

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Hey Emily , how much Japanese do you know??nnI know enough Japanese < to have a rough idea > of what I’m getting into when I click on a Japanese YouTube sound design tutorial , < but not enough Japanese for said idea > to be correct more than half the time .

but not enough Japanese for said idea

to have a rough idea

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No , cough syrup , you’re not’ grape flavored’ . Have you ever tasted grapes ? < You taste like death and the tears of small children . > < Not grapes . >

Not grapes .

You taste like death and the tears of small children .

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4/4 < - ... win this case . > < It’ll take some time , > but then what will happen to you ? Think about your future and what will happen to you and your family .’

It’ll take some time ,

- ... win this case .

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4/4 < - ... win this case . > It’ll take some time , < but then what will happen to you ? > Think about your future and what will happen to you and your family .’

but then what will happen to you ?

- ... win this case .

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< Speaker talking about businesses’ getting creative’ >’ by laying off workers < to fall below > 50 employees #aca

to fall below

Speaker talking about businesses’ getting creative’

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< Kinda reminds me of people hating Cabin In The Woods > cuz it thinks < it’s so clever ? like ... > I really think it’s just having fun with tropes , it’s not trying to be pretentious about it . It’s a fun goofy scary movie that’s riffing on horror cliches

it’s so clever ? like ...

Kinda reminds me of people hating Cabin In The Woods

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’ Day by day get better and better < until we ca nt be beat . > < wo nt be beat’ > #chelseakids

wo nt be beat’

until we ca nt be beat .

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I know the the 2020 < writers are getting SO LAZY joke is itself SO PLAYED > but help me herennis the 1619 project < really getting banned by nnSENATOR COTTON >

really getting banned by nnSENATOR COTTON

writers are getting SO LAZY joke is itself SO PLAYED

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< this duude hella dumb . > he say . <’ my water is waterd down’ lmao wtf . > how s that possible ?

’ my water is waterd down’ lmao wtf .

this duude hella dumb .

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this duude hella dumb . he say . <’ my water is waterd down’ lmao wtf . > < how s that possible ? >

how s that possible ?

’ my water is waterd down’ lmao wtf .

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< Romney has valid points ; > but he cares nothing fo’ the poor’ < ( hate the way > he even says it ) he will cut Everything in da name of budget .

( hate the way

Romney has valid points ;

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< Romney has valid points ; > but he cares nothing fo’ the poor’ ( hate the way he even says it ) < he will cut Everything in da name of budget . >

he will cut Everything in da name of budget .

Romney has valid points ;

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< The electric LED sign > that tells u the’ up - to - date’ minutes < the shuttle will come stays wrong ! > When I got here it said 4 minutes its been 10

the shuttle will come stays wrong !

The electric LED sign

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The electric LED sign that tells u the’ up - to - date’ minutes < the shuttle will come stays wrong ! > < When I got here > it said 4 minutes its been 10

When I got here

the shuttle will come stays wrong !

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< Not my aunt jus said > if sean lose his belt’ < his ass is out ! !’ Bahahaha >

his ass is out ! !’ Bahahaha

Not my aunt jus said

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I. Do n’t . Belong . Here.nA pervasive obstacle thought my therapist and I struggle to unlearn . It invades everything , yet no one seems to see it . < If it wins , > < my narrative ends . > This is my reality . The window I see the world through . I do n’t wish this thought on anybody .

my narrative ends .

If it wins ,

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if i m in the position i am today ( due to school ) imagine my future . < this can most likely lead to anxiety / depression , > believing that you’ll never anount to anything , etc . everyone has their own pace , < but teachers rlly do n’t understand this . >

but teachers rlly do n’t understand this .

this can most likely lead to anxiety / depression ,

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if i m in the position i am today ( due to school ) imagine my future . this can most likely lead to anxiety / depression , < believing > that you’ll never anount to anything , etc . everyone has their own pace , < but teachers rlly do n’t understand this . >

but teachers rlly do n’t understand this .

believing

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< Tried to get out of the house after the chaos for a while . > < No luck . > Another’ late night t.v night’

No luck .

Tried to get out of the house after the chaos for a while .

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Shopping for an office chair for home .. every user review goes like this As someone < who has owned the Herman Miller Aeron chair , > I can say < definitively this is no Aeron . HOWEVER ; >

definitively this is no Aeron . HOWEVER ;

who has owned the Herman Miller Aeron chair ,

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LADY AT CLUB SAID’ WHATS YOUR SIGN ?’ I SAID’ <’ IT’S STOP ! ! > NOW BACK YO UGLY ASS UP ABOUT TEN FEET ! ! !’ < #DAMN!! >

#DAMN!!

’ IT’S STOP ! !

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