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< The Colts play football tomorrow > < and that’s pretty damn cool . >
and that’s pretty damn cool .
The Colts play football tomorrow
C
2_3774
< Just wondering > < if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest >
if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest
Just wondering
C
2_3781
Just when I thought < my skin was getting better > I start breaking out again , < that’s so rude >
that’s so rude
my skin was getting better
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2_4902
The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close < 🤏🏼 > to sleeping outside on the trampoline
🤏🏼
that my house has ac
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2_4921
The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close 🤏🏼 < to sleeping outside on the trampoline >
to sleeping outside on the trampoline
that my house has ac
D
2_4922
< Someone wanna Venmo me $ > 50 ? . < I don’t need it > I just want it !
I don’t need it
Someone wanna Venmo me $
D
2_4940
Someone wanna Venmo me $ 50 ? . < I don’t need it > < I just want it ! >
I just want it !
I don’t need it
D
2_4944
< Enough about me , > < how is everyone doing out there ? >
how is everyone doing out there ?
Enough about me ,
C
2_4952
< Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , > < but that was all ok . > 🙄
but that was all ok .
Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back ,
C
2_4991
Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , < but that was all ok . > < 🙄 >
🙄
but that was all ok .
C
2_4993
< It was fun > < until it wasn’t >
until it wasn’t
It was fun
D
2_5011
< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 < per wedge ! > Them things are Figh 🔥
per wedge !
Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...
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2_5021
< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 per wedge ! < Them things are Figh > 🔥
Them things are Figh
Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...
N
2_5022
< No one gets credit > for saying < they want to help Americans . > Pass the bills people can put in their wallets and use to stay in their homes , pay for medications , buy food . #ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts
they want to help Americans .
No one gets credit
C
2_5042
i can’t wait < to cry > and scream halsey songs with my bestfriend < 🥺 > [ USER ] [ USER ]
🥺
to cry
C
2_5075
Even w / opt out this yr , Penei a wonderful OT prospy . < & I love big uglies . . > < But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val > to merit 3rd overall ( CIN ) . . Btwn CIN roster , & clamoring of multiple tms for QB3 , tradeout clearly optimal . . I feel we just did this w / CY - WAS .
But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val
& I love big uglies . .
D
2_5081
< Some days I feel > like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . < I remind myself > that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]
I remind myself
Some days I feel
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2_5099
Some days I feel < like I’ve given it all > & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]
set by my limitations .
like I’ve given it all
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2_5104
Some days I feel like I’ve given it all < & it’s not enough . > < I remind myself > that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]
I remind myself
& it’s not enough .
C
2_5105
Some days I feel like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > < And in that enigmatic clarity I feel > His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]
And in that enigmatic clarity I feel
set by my limitations .
C
2_5116
Bruh idc if you’re a parent < and smoke weed , > < but please don’t be a dumbass > and smoke it around the kids
but please don’t be a dumbass
and smoke weed ,
C
2_5132
📘 : Not me trynna give Sonic life lessons and show vulnerability via SL’s . < I ca n’t tell > if this is corny or not < but I’m VIBING with it > 😤
but I’m VIBING with it
I ca n’t tell
D
2_5150
The nurse said < if he would have went another > < 5 > weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol 😭
5
if he would have went another
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2_5161
The nurse said < if he would have went another > 5 weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol < 😭 >
😭
if he would have went another
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2_5164
1 < . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . > 2 . < It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU > remove their masks indoors with each other . Either it occurs in the COVID universe or it doesn’t lol
It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU
. I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . .
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2_5173
1 . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . 2 . It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU remove their masks indoors with each other . < Either it occurs in the COVID universe > < or it doesn’t lol >
or it doesn’t lol
Either it occurs in the COVID universe
C
2_5180
< I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . > Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .
Now I have a different reason
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family .
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2_5184
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos < 2000x > and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .
Now I have a different reason
2000x
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2_5190
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x < and LMFAO though .. . > < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .
Now I have a different reason
and LMFAO though .. .
N
2_5193
That’s when I knew Corna was serious < when the Chinese people was closed . > They’re usually open 365 < snagging a bag > 💰 ...
snagging a bag
when the Chinese people was closed .
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2_5225
< Could’ve been a sour Nigga > < but I keep it to real sometimes >
but I keep it to real sometimes
Could’ve been a sour Nigga
C
2_5229
I don’t treat ppl < how they treat me . > My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
as I am with my solidarity . . .
how they treat me .
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2_5237
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
I’m come
My actions aren’t based on other ppl .
N
2_5239
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
as I am with my solidarity . . .
My actions aren’t based on other ppl .
C
2_5240
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
if your ways dissatisfy me ,
I’m come
N
2_5245
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
if your ways dissatisfy me ,
as I am with my solidarity . . .
D
2_5248
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
I’ll remove myself .
as I am with my solidarity . . .
D
2_5249
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . < & & > if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .
playing get back
& &
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2_5254
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > < Not into wasting time > playing get back or stooping to lower levels .
Not into wasting time
I’ll remove myself .
C
2_5259
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .
playing get back
I’ll remove myself .
N
2_5260
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . < Not into wasting time > < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .
playing get back
Not into wasting time
C
2_5262
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > < or stooping to lower levels . >
or stooping to lower levels .
playing get back
C
2_5264
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? < I drove to my drug store drive thru today > and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >
and I feel much safer staying home .
I drove to my drug store drive thru today
C
2_5276
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today < and was so anxious ! > My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >
and I feel much safer staying home .
and was so anxious !
C
2_5279
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands < since my chest cold last week > < and I feel much safer staying home . >
and I feel much safer staying home .
since my chest cold last week
C
2_5282
< I’m off this whole week > < & I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week >
& I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week
I’m off this whole week
C
2_5309
the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone is declining , so you all need to take turns < quarantining with her > -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends < hugging at an indoor party . >
hugging at an indoor party .
quarantining with her
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2_5353
Whoever is designing water dispensers < to BEEP BEEP BEEP > constantly when they are empty with no way < to turn it off — > should to be exiled to a fiery snake pit .
to turn it off —
to BEEP BEEP BEEP
N
2_5367
< I miss Pizza Bolis . > My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > Both are way too pricey
where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .
I miss Pizza Bolis .
D
2_5381
< I miss Pizza Bolis . > My options where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . < Both are way too pricey >
Both are way too pricey
I miss Pizza Bolis .
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2_5382
I miss Pizza Bolis . My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > < Both are way too pricey >
Both are way too pricey
where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .
C
2_5385
I honestly do not believe the death numbers they show on the news . . A man who was shot 6 times < died due to billets > ( Obv ) < and they wana put the cause of him > during is the corona ? ? ? ? . Smh I wonder what the REAL number is . Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo
and they wana put the cause of him
died due to billets
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2_5400
I don’t know < if I can go > 13 < more days > without seeing her
more days
if I can go
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2_5419
< Woodman’s a real one > < for limiting people to > 1 or 2 of certain items per household 😤
for limiting people to
Woodman’s a real one
N
2_5424
Saying this is the’ end of comics’ is like saying the coronavirus is the end of books . < People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics . > Comics will survive .. . < But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities > tied to them .
But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities
People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics .
D
2_5478
Twitter needs better algorithms < when certain celebs / people are trending .... > got ppl really thinking something happened to Kamala < 🤦🏾‍♀️ >
🤦🏾‍♀️
when certain celebs / people are trending ....
C
2_5489
I meal prepped for myself < and i need to prep my brothers food too . > < But here i am in bed > 😩🌚
But here i am in bed
and i need to prep my brothers food too .
D
2_5501
< Last night really hurt my > < ❤️. > I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢
❤️.
Last night really hurt my
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2_5510
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch < as other players blinded me out > until I was eliminated . < I don’t blame any player at all . > But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢
I don’t blame any player at all .
as other players blinded me out
C
2_5535
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out < until I was eliminated . > I don’t blame any player at all . < But I feel > like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢
But I feel
until I was eliminated .
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2_5539
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . < I don’t blame any player at all . > But I feel < like something needs to be done > to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢
like something needs to be done
I don’t blame any player at all .
C
2_5543
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure < this doesn’t happen again . > < 😢 >
😢
this doesn’t happen again .
C
2_5555
< Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . > These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! What about taxes , asshole ? !
when I get sick ? !
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ .
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2_5577
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !
Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !
when I get sick ? !
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2_5591
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! < How much will it cost me ? > < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !
Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !
How much will it cost me ?
C
2_5593
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > < What about taxes , asshole ? ! >
What about taxes , asshole ? !
Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !
C
2_5595
< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > 💯
no cap nothing more nun less
Fuck all the other bs
C
2_5598
< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 no cap nothing more nun less < 💯 >
💯
Fuck all the other bs
C
2_5599
Fuck all the other bs but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > < 💯 >
💯
no cap nothing more nun less
C
2_5605
As a boyfriend that actually cares , I won’t have my girlfriend out hea < looking stupid . > Loyalty got the same definition < no matter the relation . >
no matter the relation .
looking stupid .
N
2_5646
< i finished schitt’s creek > < and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin , > sound off in replies with ur fave comedies and/or extremely dumb dramas ( the fluffier the better ! )
and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin ,
i finished schitt’s creek
C
2_5648
< i m gon na eat an entire box of frozen costco creampuffs > < and then pass out underneath a box of red wine >
and then pass out underneath a box of red wine
i m gon na eat an entire box of frozen costco creampuffs
C
2_5670
< Rather be broke n jail . > < Than dead n rich >
Than dead n rich
Rather be broke n jail .
C
2_5672
OMG JETS . < I will buy a jets fan the rest of the year > if you guys win . PLEASE ! ! < I need a win one time >
I need a win one time
I will buy a jets fan the rest of the year
C
2_5683
i met nates mom tonight and we were taking about zodiac signs and she says < capricorns are the devil ... > well who’s gon na tell her < i’m a capricorn > 🤣
i’m a capricorn
capricorns are the devil ...
D
2_5717
< Wish I could hold grudges > < but I guess > it’s a good thing that I can’t at the same time
but I guess
Wish I could hold grudges
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2_5726
< Wish I could hold grudges > but I guess it’s a good thing < that I can’t at the same time >
that I can’t at the same time
Wish I could hold grudges
D
2_5728
Georgia’s getting me so anxious ! ! < What if we DO go blue > < ... that would be incredible >
... that would be incredible
What if we DO go blue
C
2_5737
Call me what you want , < vote Trump > if you love America . < Vote Biden > if you hate America .
Vote Biden
vote Trump
D
2_5767
Call me what you want , vote Trump < if you love America . > Vote Biden < if you hate America . >
if you hate America .
if you love America .
D
2_5770
< you had your chance > < and blew it . > don’t ever hmu again .
and blew it .
you had your chance
C
2_5797
< you had your chance > and blew it . < don’t ever hmu again . >
don’t ever hmu again .
you had your chance
C
2_5798
All the questions < you be asking on here > you can just Google yourself btw < 🤦🏻‍♂️. > Ask your assistant , or if you’re an apple person , ask that hoe siri
🤦🏻‍♂️.
you be asking on here
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2_5805
< I know > it will be light at the end of the tunnel < but when > 🙄
but when
I know
C
2_5819
I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > < but when > 🙄
but when
it will be light at the end of the tunnel
C
2_5821
I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > but when < 🙄 >
🙄
it will be light at the end of the tunnel
C
2_5822
< he was moving around GOOD GOOD & > < then fighting ever nurse > that came to check on him 😩
then fighting ever nurse
he was moving around GOOD GOOD &
C
2_5833
< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > < he can already get everything > he want
he can already get everything
it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,
C
2_5839
< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > he can already get everything < he want >
he want
it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,
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2_5840
< Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ? > < 👀👀👀👀👀👀 >
👀👀👀👀👀👀
Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ?
C
2_5845
< Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta > < 🙏 >
🙏
Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta
N
2_5856
< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact < that I cut it all off > 😣
that I cut it all off
Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long
C
2_5858
< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact that I cut it all off < 😣 >
😣
Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long
C
2_5859
From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 ) *I* look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . < 2 > ) Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my *spouse’s* < gmail account >
gmail account
2
N
2_5885
< ok why everyone buying > 1942 < now did i miss sumn >
now did i miss sumn
ok why everyone buying
C
2_5906
< Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop > and just heard the news . Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp
Haven’t heard the full story
Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop
C
2_5910
Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop < and just heard the news . > Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp
Haven’t heard the full story
and just heard the news .
C
2_5913
< Remember when were excited for > #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times 😂
min ago ?
Remember when were excited for
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2_5925
Remember when were excited for #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times < 😂 >
😂
min ago ?
N
2_5938
< Can’t concentrate on anything . > Wishing I was home < checking on my plants > and researching natural plant dyes ... 🌱
checking on my plants
Can’t concentrate on anything .
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