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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? a woman who won't do what she's told.
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Dishes are like boyfriends. my roommate should really stop doing mine
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How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? nein
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? a crazy mixed-up squid.
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'fantastic beasts and where to find them,' a blockbuster about persecution, is extra timely
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Gay rabbit did you hear about the gay rabbit? he found a hare up his ass.
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This is what a feminist will look like
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Trump administration may use executive authority to tweak obamacare's rules
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Cnn probably did not actually show porn thanksgiving night
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*coroner takes picture of my body after i'm brutally murdered* me: delete it
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If a gay guy gets paralyzed... is he a fruit or a vegetable?
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I used to think i was smart, a life-long learner. turns out i'm just confused all the time.
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10 things you should never tell your wedding florist
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Here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night
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How texas college students are using yoga and tailgating to stay sober
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What is an epileptics favourite food? seizure salad
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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? beef on wic
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Holli mccann, 11, kicked off field trip for eating chocolate
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Tampon is the worse thing to call a woman. a stuck up cunt
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Bill o'reilly weighs in on starbucks controversy: 'the cup's ok with me'
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Mean gays: what the gay 'community' and the north shore high school cafeteria have in common
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Creed frontman scott stapp opens up about abuse and rebuilding his faith
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Why are black people tall? because their knee grows.
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Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. because if one runs away, you'll still have two.
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Past, present, and future walk into a bar it was tense.
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Ariana grande reveals bee tattoo in honor of the manchester attack
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.
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I love 80s rock it always makes me bon jovial
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Tim kaine among growing number of americans against the death penalty
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Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :(
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'anything worth obtaining takes hard work and dedication'
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The ironworker challenging paul ryan sees path to victory through working people
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I dont't want to die a virgin because that means i'll have to have sex with terrorists.
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Why did the sheikh cross the road? to get to the other wife.
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Bearded drag queen conchita wurst releases breathtaking new video
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Here's why adam pally is leaving 'the mindy project'
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A sociopath walks into a bar the bartender asks, what do you feel like having? nothing.
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Guys i got the new name for pokemon go. we will call it natural selection.
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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for bernie sanders? he doesn't want to feel the bern.
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What is the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids
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What kind of fabric does mario use? denim denim denim.
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Every cab driver i've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland.
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Sophie grégoire trudeau calls on men to do more to help empower girls
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I use to be terrified of speed bumps... but i slowly got over it.
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How doctors can stop shutting marginalized groups out of the health care system
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How kings of leon wound up writing 'last mile home' for 'august: osage county'
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'bronx beat' on 'snl': maya rudolph & amy poehler talk 'hoarders', j-lo & valentine's day (video)
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What is a berry's favorite farewell? acai you later!
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Breaking news from my dog!! there ar small animals outside sometimes, but especially right now.
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Former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art
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Coffee- let's do this shit weed- don't be ridiculous
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Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes
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Dita von teese gives us the cold shoulder (photo)
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The power of cities: boston's plan to close the gender wage gap
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How to wean a child off a security blanket, stuffed animal, or pacifier
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Feeling dirty? we know how to make you a real lady (or lord)
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America ferrera and eva longoria reveal who wrote their golden globes bit
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Valentine's day gift ideas you haven't thought about
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Why do grandparents have so many clocks? so they won't run out of time
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Scratch the pam: make your own organic cooking spray
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A brief history of ellen degeneres's amazing halloween costumes
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I've got a bun (baby) in the oven (oven)
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What i hate most. i hate people who never finish their sent
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Why do zelda and link smoke weed? because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
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Sebastian gorka reportedly carries a pistol and a tourniquet with him every day (updated)
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Pass the chicken fat! they say it's good for you...
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Friday's morning email: the return of donald trump's twitter
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Screaming out boom pregnant! during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
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9 of the best cleansing oils for glowing skin
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Ancient cities discovered beneath jungle surrounding angkor wat temples
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No one tells you being a mom is going to be this hard
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As an asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do.
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How do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine?
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New web series will challenge your narrow definition of art
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The rumpire strikes back: a dozen sipping rums to challenge your preconceptions
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Houston, we have a problem houston: new phone who dis
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Dear girl scouts, your mints did not make me thin. ps. please send more.
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Two rednecks are having sex -who's your daddy!! who's your daddy!! -you are.
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Got a job cleaning up leaves. i was raking it in.
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How to prepare your children for an unfair future
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What driver doesn't have a license? a screwdriver
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Katy perry promises ‘the revolution is coming’ amid trump victory
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Zac efron and michelle rodriguez look like more than just friends
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How did nascar get that name? redneck: 'that's nascar ye got there.
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Did you hear about the jewish pedophile? he said hey, kid. can i sell ya some candy?
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John boyega photobombs 'star wars' fans for a terrific cause
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What is image-based social media doing to the lives of teens?
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Pair of bulldogs prove teamwork makes the dream work
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Since i can't afford porn, i just turn on tennis and shut my eyes.
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Why we should take fewer pictures of our children
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Redskins, rams trade: draft picks deal to bring robert griffin iii to dc confirmed
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Dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure
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How do muslims like their food served? allah carte
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Iraqi intelligence says islamic state's second-in-command has been killed
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Girl, is your name trouble? ...cause your dad tells me i'm in trouble.
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The art book that will make you smile 'til your face hurts
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On portland hero’s last day, two loving goodbyes
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Malala has powerful message for myanmar leader: condemn 'tragic' rohingya violence
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What was snoop dogg's ghost arrested for? possesion.
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Woman hit in face with slug reacts just as you'd expect
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