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If i were amish, i'd have to convert to pmish cause i'm not a morning person.
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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin.
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Victoria and david beckham celebrate 16th wedding anniversary on instagram
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Gay marriage support grows in all 50 states over eight years: williams institute poll
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How do you know if a black person used your tv? it's not there anymore.
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Hillary clinton keeps campaign press corps at arm's length
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Kristen bell says 'veronica mars' miniseries 'is going to happen'
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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang
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The fabergé egg of green design: james chuda's architecture
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What is superman's greatest weakness? a bucking horse.
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I've haven't made up my mind on masturbation... ...on one hand it feels good.
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I don't want to do cocaine. i just want to know what it smells like.
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James corden steals cindy crawford's spotlight in this pepsi ad parody
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An art show dedicated entirely to hot sauce is making our spicy dreams come true
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We can't believe this red rock canyon tree exists on planet earth
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Birth control now available without doctor visit in colorado
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It's going to be a cold day today in motown...... three degrees, four tops.
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I never realized how short a month is until i started paying rent
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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segregator
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Pennsylvania supreme court appears open to striking down gerrymandered map
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Uc berkeley postpones ann coulter's lecture amid fears of violence
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Can ukraine gnaw its way out of trouble?
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Juneau what juneau is the capital of? no?... i guess alaska professional!
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Iran to work on nuclear-powered vessels after u.s. 'violation' of deal
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I went to high five robin williams he left me hanging
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Co-parenting across the globe led this divorced military couple to remarry (video)
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Studies show.... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? yo dawg i washed yo dog.
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2013 academy awards: black oscars speeches through the years (video)
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Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. laughing at your wife's can shorten it.
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Redefining success: why i make my husband's lunch
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What do you call a mentally challenged lion? a leotard
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I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in.
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Are jokes about islam funny? absolutely, they're a blast.
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This is what a perfect shot on goal looks like
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Dad says 'it's too soon for christmastime' in parody music video
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If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee
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A brief and spooky history of the word 'boo'
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Neighborhood full of million-dollar homes is now an eerie ghost town
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What do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? they both dont come in boxes
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If you lend someone 20 bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
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I found another mom like me through facebook
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Excuse me waiter, can i have a fork? is pepsi okay?
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Why healthy eating and getting fit really are mental
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot you racist fuck.
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How to cook shrimp and mistakes to avoid (photos)
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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one more.
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Redefining hope: the love story of peter and debs
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Narciso rodriguez married thomas tolan in new york city (photos)
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Why does buzzfeed skip every other number when counting? they literally can't even.
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If you're cold, just stand in a corner... they're usually 90 degrees.
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Jeremy scott for adidas: the shoes that are still on shelves (photos)
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Anyone want to hear a really nepalling joke about an earthquake? oh. nvm...
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Roman reigns talks wwe heel turn! major wwe return for royal rumble? | wrestletalk news jan. 2017
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Number of police officers charged with murder, manslaughter triples in 2015
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'spermbots' are a thing, and they could boost fertility
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My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since i was born.
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If i win this lottery i'd give half to charity she treated me well at the strip club
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Religious leaders see delayed execution as act of god
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Las cruces, new mexico, threatens to shut off public utilities unless residents pay traffic fines
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Jennifer lawrence's pixie cut decision, explained: 'it just couldn't get any uglier'
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California sues trump administration over census citizenship question
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Ucla gunman killed estranged wife before campus attack
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I don't like people call me fatty i like people call me to eat.
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Why is the cinematography of pornos so impressive? because it's all done one handed.
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Why do white girls help fight heartburn? because they're so basic.
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I eat a lot of swordfish. i like to be ready in case there's a food fight.
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Knock knock who's there ! alex ! alex who ? alex plain later !
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This july 4, let's pledge allegiance to nature, too
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Epa unlikely to pursue fracking contamination cases anytime soon, analysts say
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Julia louis-dreyfus takes a swipe at trump in emmys speech for outstanding comedy actress
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Regifting is an acceptable practice for 83 percent of americans: survey
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Super soul sunday: oprah and caroline myss on intuition, power and grace
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(during sex) pull my hair! no! just the grey ones.
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Rand paul reveals when he'll decide on a 2016 run
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Bicycling at bed and breakfasts and country inns
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Twitter sues trump administration over alleged attempt to unmask owner of anti-trump account
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Salman abedi probably didn't work alone. here's what else we know.
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Republicans have always been at war with the new york times
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Hammer and a drill are in a workshop playing. hey i see saw over there.
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In santa barbara: a masterfully presented delacroix exhibition
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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? count spatula
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Regular naps prevent aging... especially if you take them while driving.
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Which game of thrones character doesn't stink ? bran he is hodorless
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Why does heaven have such great wifi? because of all the cloud space.
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Chaffetz calls for doj to expand russia probe to include comey’s firing
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Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf go!
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What's irish and stays out all night? paddy o'furniture
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My wife accused me of being immature... i told her to get out of my fort.
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I almost got killed because my superman cloak wasn't the correct size. it was a narrow s cape.
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How is an easily-offended person like a broken gps? they always take things the wrong way.
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Gwen stefani wishes her divorce from gavin rossdale 'didn't happen'
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Do minimum wage increases benefit the middle class?
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I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option
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Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? but they'll gladly take any tips.
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What do you call an irishman sitting in your backyard? paddy o'furniture
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I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl my wife hated it though.
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Search for country music singer heats up after friend found dead
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4 ways to make cooking at home doable -- and more fun
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Uc berkeley wins #sleeprevolution tour's biggest prize: a metronaps energypod
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