CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Santorum says porn causes aggression but scientists disagree	false
But what about all the positive nancys? ~ a nancy, complaining like usual	true
Here's why gay people 'should be embarrassed' to support trump	false
I met a muslim biker once... he was the sergeant at harams	true
Why we need to lose biased words like 'mistress' for good	false
Why are bananas and chocolate good friends? they compliment each other nicely.	true
A city at the edge of the horizon: the 2014 kochi-muziris biennale	false
What do you call the space between a mormon's butthole and balls? a latter-day taint!	true
I met a girl with 12 boobs sounds weird, dozentit	true
I have a problem with commitment never mind that joke is lame anyway	true
A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. i replied - 'no shit'.	true
I had a bad donair earlier now i falafel	true
Vin diesel and his adorable son take private jet to basketball game	false
Chuck schumer has very strong feelings about snortable chocolate	false
My proctologist does horoscopes which, i guess, makes him an asstrologist.	true
Carly fiorina did great on stage. not so much online.	false
What function puts you in the danger zone the log^^^gins function!	true
'noah' floats with $15.2 million on opening day	false
Olympic gymnast danell leyva says embracing feminism is 'common sense'	false
Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? student: homework!	true
Can a magic spell really help your love life?	false
Nom nom: why that phrase (or nom, or noms) gives us the creeps	false
There's an insidious new plot to make trans kids' lives hell	false
Seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized	false
Laurie hernandez winked at the olympic judges and we all fell in love	false
Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.	true
How do you tell if a woman is a feminist? she'll tell you within five minutes.	true
Barack obama delivers moving tribute to jay z at the songwriters hall of fame	false
School playground evacuated due to 'aggressive' squirrel: report	false
23 reasons why dachshunds are the undisputed champions of dogshaming	false
There is absolutely no shame in having depression	false
What do you call a kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? a virgin	true
4 summer camps we'd like to ship our kids off to	false
Why it's not okay for andrew garfield to play a trans woman	false
Wednesday's morning email: trump says he doesn't want paul ryan's support	false
What's a russian's favorite golf club? a putin wedge.	true
What the elle? new orleans jazz fest is style-worthy	false
Is trump a saviour for middle eastern christians?	false
How to tell a story that needs to be told	false
Why are there so many mike tysons on my news feed today...? may the forth be with you	true
You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads	true
James blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge	false
Floating medical clinic in india delivers aid to millions	false
I don't drink kool-aid because i am worried about excessive property damage.	true
Why did the blind lady fall into a well? she didn't see that well.	true
What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? oh get a womb	true
Paycento uses facebook, twitter login to make online payments	false
The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to santa.	true
Adorable animals are even more adorable when they're sleepy	false
Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be.	true
What's the most offensive religious joke you know?	true
Ig nobel prizes go to ponytail physics, exploding intestines	false
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? bingo.	true
Divorce advice: how to have a happy divorce	false
After i say whatever, all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant	true
I hear louis ck is changing his name to louis c d	true
California's 'close the gap' tour is demanding gender equality in politics	false
Why can't z generationers swim? their phones would get wet.	true
Ikea’s new project will create jobs for syrian refugees	false
9 things you probably didn't know about crossfit	false
Jessica simpson shares adorable photo of baby ace	false
Prep school grad acquitted of felony rape, guilty of misdemeanors	false
Why do so many people in the south get married? free shotgun	true
Jbrand & saks behind the scenes photoshoot: from our network	false
'fifty shades of grey' replaces bible at england's damson dene hotel	false
Gop senators are pushing lisa murkowski for a hasty yes on obamacare repeal	false
Fashion gif of the week: alexander mcqueen resort 2013 model gets animated	false
What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? there their they're, it'll be okay!	true
Wife: just break it to him gently me: ok ill try once upon a time your grandma's dead	true
New 'handmaid's tale' teaser finally reveals season 2 release date	false
Cheating over weight gain: is it ever justified?	false
Afeni shakur, mother of hip-hop legend tupac, dead at 69	false
'this isn’t pakistan, bitch': video captures driver’s racist rant	false
5 questions you should ask yourself every day	false
Keanu reeves is taking over tv, and it's totally excellent	false
'nra has got to go': the most powerful signs from the student walkout	false
What did i have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? that's an oxy, moron!	true
I love salad! just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.	true
I'm not a doctor but i know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.	true
Hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone	false
What is a six figure income? 9 year old nephew: triangle?? no square??	true
Thousands of pro-palestinian protesters defy french rally ban	false
Vulnerability to stress may increase risk of heart disease, study finds	false
How do you blow a movie quote? you just put your lips together and whistle	true
Q: what is a dentist's office? a: a filling station.	true
How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? not zri, but fuehrer.	true
This mop has a big surprise for you	false
What the presidential candidates think about equal pay	false
This is what happens when a 'zombie' star eats a space rock	false
A robber went into a music store. everybody got down.	true
Stay in this apocalypse-themed suite (if the world doesn't end)	false
Why do bunnies have soft sex? they have cotton balls.	true
Americans spending less money on groceries, but greater share of it on processed food	false
*dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to stay	true
What do you call an honest man in the oval office? lost	true
Gratitude is about the future, not the past	false
There are 4 million battered women in the us. but i like mine plain.	true
The genetic test that could transform breast cancer care	false
How did han solo enter the world? on the perineum falcon!	true
Animal shelter celebrates when all of its dogs are adopted in time for christmas	false

Santorum says porn causes aggression but scientists disagree

false

But what about all the positive nancys? ~ a nancy, complaining like usual

true

Here's why gay people 'should be embarrassed' to support trump

false

I met a muslim biker once... he was the sergeant at harams

true

Why we need to lose biased words like 'mistress' for good

false

Why are bananas and chocolate good friends? they compliment each other nicely.

true

A city at the edge of the horizon: the 2014 kochi-muziris biennale

false

What do you call the space between a mormon's butthole and balls? a latter-day taint!

true

I met a girl with 12 boobs sounds weird, dozentit

true

I have a problem with commitment never mind that joke is lame anyway

true

A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. i replied - 'no shit'.

true

I had a bad donair earlier now i falafel

true

Vin diesel and his adorable son take private jet to basketball game

false

Chuck schumer has very strong feelings about snortable chocolate

false

My proctologist does horoscopes which, i guess, makes him an asstrologist.

true

Carly fiorina did great on stage. not so much online.

false

What function puts you in the danger zone the log^^^gins function!

true

'noah' floats with $15.2 million on opening day

false

Olympic gymnast danell leyva says embracing feminism is 'common sense'

false

Teacher: what does the fat cow give you? student: homework!

true

Can a magic spell really help your love life?

false

Nom nom: why that phrase (or nom, or noms) gives us the creeps

false

There's an insidious new plot to make trans kids' lives hell

false

Seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized

false

Laurie hernandez winked at the olympic judges and we all fell in love

false

Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.

true

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist? she'll tell you within five minutes.

true

Barack obama delivers moving tribute to jay z at the songwriters hall of fame

false

School playground evacuated due to 'aggressive' squirrel: report

false

23 reasons why dachshunds are the undisputed champions of dogshaming

false

There is absolutely no shame in having depression

false

What do you call a kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? a virgin

true

4 summer camps we'd like to ship our kids off to

false

Why it's not okay for andrew garfield to play a trans woman

false

Wednesday's morning email: trump says he doesn't want paul ryan's support

false

What's a russian's favorite golf club? a putin wedge.

true

What the elle? new orleans jazz fest is style-worthy

false

Is trump a saviour for middle eastern christians?

false

How to tell a story that needs to be told

false

Why are there so many mike tysons on my news feed today...? may the forth be with you

true

You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads

true

James blake says cop who slammed him 'doesn't deserve' to have badge

false

Floating medical clinic in india delivers aid to millions

false

I don't drink kool-aid because i am worried about excessive property damage.

true

Why did the blind lady fall into a well? she didn't see that well.

true

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? oh get a womb

true

Paycento uses facebook, twitter login to make online payments

false

The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to santa.

true

Adorable animals are even more adorable when they're sleepy

false

Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be.

true

What's the most offensive religious joke you know?

true

Ig nobel prizes go to ponytail physics, exploding intestines

false

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? bingo.

true

Divorce advice: how to have a happy divorce

false

After i say whatever, all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant

true

I hear louis ck is changing his name to louis c d

true

California's 'close the gap' tour is demanding gender equality in politics

false

Why can't z generationers swim? their phones would get wet.

true

Ikea’s new project will create jobs for syrian refugees

false

9 things you probably didn't know about crossfit

false

Jessica simpson shares adorable photo of baby ace

false

Prep school grad acquitted of felony rape, guilty of misdemeanors

false

Why do so many people in the south get married? free shotgun

true

Jbrand & saks behind the scenes photoshoot: from our network

false

'fifty shades of grey' replaces bible at england's damson dene hotel

false

Gop senators are pushing lisa murkowski for a hasty yes on obamacare repeal

false

Fashion gif of the week: alexander mcqueen resort 2013 model gets animated

false

What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? there their they're, it'll be okay!

true

Wife: just break it to him gently me: ok ill try once upon a time your grandma's dead

true

New 'handmaid's tale' teaser finally reveals season 2 release date

false

Cheating over weight gain: is it ever justified?

false

Afeni shakur, mother of hip-hop legend tupac, dead at 69

false

'this isn’t pakistan, bitch': video captures driver’s racist rant

false

5 questions you should ask yourself every day

false

Keanu reeves is taking over tv, and it's totally excellent

false

'nra has got to go': the most powerful signs from the student walkout

false

What did i have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? that's an oxy, moron!

true

I love salad! just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.

true

I'm not a doctor but i know adding cheese to anything makes it an antidepressant.

true

Hospitals are supposed to be for healing. in gaza, they're part of the war zone

false

What is a six figure income? 9 year old nephew: triangle?? no square??

true

Thousands of pro-palestinian protesters defy french rally ban

false

Vulnerability to stress may increase risk of heart disease, study finds

false

How do you blow a movie quote? you just put your lips together and whistle

true

Q: what is a dentist's office? a: a filling station.

true

How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? not zri, but fuehrer.

true

This mop has a big surprise for you

false

What the presidential candidates think about equal pay

false

This is what happens when a 'zombie' star eats a space rock

false

A robber went into a music store. everybody got down.

true

Stay in this apocalypse-themed suite (if the world doesn't end)

false

Why do bunnies have soft sex? they have cotton balls.

true

Americans spending less money on groceries, but greater share of it on processed food

false

*dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to stay

true

What do you call an honest man in the oval office? lost

true

Gratitude is about the future, not the past

false

There are 4 million battered women in the us. but i like mine plain.

true

The genetic test that could transform breast cancer care

false

How did han solo enter the world? on the perineum falcon!

true

Animal shelter celebrates when all of its dogs are adopted in time for christmas

false