CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Dear gps, please add an, avoid ghetto option. sincerely, scared	true
Madhavilatha ravuri's $6,000 income tax refund discovered in the trash	false
How paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one)	false
Fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack	false
Jennifer love hewitt 'maxim' interview reminds us she's still vajazzling (photos)	false
Guy reportedly caught on video stopping traffic so he can moon the police	false
I hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r	true
What the pastor brunson jailing tells us about turkey	false
How to build a great standing desk for under $50	false
Trans people are dying, and we need your help	false
Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? because their jokes weren't very funny.	true
Twitter earned so many gold stars playing #trumpdaycareactivities	false
Lincoln chafee drops out of the democratic presidential primary	false
'how can i get my kids to listen?'	false
The one upside to having twins deciding how to split child custody during the divorce.	true
Andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead'	false
Theater needs to pay a lot more attention to female playwrights	false
The sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april	false
What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? the nba	true
What rhymes with california? -every red hot chili peppers song writing session ever	true
Hits to the head that don't cause concussions can still hurt you	false
Out of the trans fats and into the liars	false
The fight you were waiting for: marco rubio, ted cruz clash in gop debate	false
Twitter employee, claire diaz-ortiz, live tweeted her labor	false
Why do turkeys always gobble? they haven't been taught good table manners!	true
Making mother's day special for all expecting mothers	false
43 best vines of the week, in one video: sep. 1st - sep. 7th, 2013	false
9 things your feet could be trying to tell you	false
One couple's surprise journey to the center of a landmark gay marriage case	false
Maybe middle america will believe in global warming if we make it a snapple fact.	true
911? yes, i was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, i'll hold. damn you guys are fast!	true
I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings.	true
How did adolf tie his shoes? with two knotzies.	true
Did you hear about the darth vader rape allegations? after they said no, he used the force.	true
Consultant's report blames sexual assault activists for campus unrest	false
'maya angelou: and still i rise' claims audience award at afi docs	false
I asked my north korean friend... ...how it was there. he said he couldn't complain.	true
'boy! oh, boy!' explores cultural resistance via male photographic portraits (photos)	false
What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? a rockin' roller.	true
Kids are pulling out their wobbly teeth in the most insane ways	false
A kind man helped me with wood chopping today i really appreciate the random axe of kindness.	true
Chloￃﾫ sevigny's button-down keeps her look in check (photo)	false
The rnc plans to turn bernie backers against hillary clinton’s vp pick	false
What do you call a kardassian on a boat? ...a sea gul	true
With a retail partner, anti-death penalty movement can smell success	false
Demonstrators descend on dianne feinstein event to protest her absence from town halls	false
How do you confuse an ugly person with an orange.	true
Tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs	false
What's the most casual crime you can commit? shooting the breeze.	true
Pineapple recipes that feel like a trip to the tropics	false
Governor mccrory, my 'boy in a dress' is not a predator	false
John oliver and stephen colbert discuss 'make donald drumpf again' hats	false
Uh, rihanna is not about to date matt barnes	false
Him: why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? me: i peed my pants.	true
Despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges	false
So i gave a blind guy a basketball. i think he's still trying to read it...	true
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? its asshole.	true
With 'teddy's law,' ohio lawmakers look to crack down on home schooling (update)	false
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in france? linoleum blown apart	true
Rubio and the gop establishment make their first last stand	false
Person: you only live once me: that is the best news i've heard all day	true
Man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles	false
Britney spears jumps on the rainbow hair trend with lavender locks	false
If rick ross was jamaican his slogan would be bumbuh rawss (say it in a jamaican accent)	true
Youtube’s neighbors send stirring message of support after shooting	false
What do muslim men do during foreplay? tickle the goat under the chin.	true
Tom cotton insists trump didn’t say ‘shithole’ but refuses to reveal what word he did use	false
I once swore in an elevator. it was wrong on so many levels.	true
I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. jews.	true
10 techie finds for kids at 2013 ces show	false
Dr. toy talks about picking perfect baby gifts©	false
Knock knock who's there ! canon ! canon who ? canon open the door then ?	true
George r.r. martin clarifies reports he doesn't watch 'game of thrones' (update)	false
Hanson pointed out that they're a lot like taylor swift	false
Rev. al sharpton blasts oscars, group plans boycott of award show	false
Why competition is an old model of living	false
There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.	true
How does a potato keep up with it's friends? with google chromosome+	true
I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick mine	true
The history of the national anthem in sports	false
Funny how many articles end in continued on page	true
Breathtaking natural wonders remind us why we must care for creation	false
Queen elizabeth ii's royal academy of arts visit had the best red carpet (photos)	false
My girlfriend called me a pervert... but what does she know, she's only 13 years old.	true
How do you make a gay fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.	true
I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'	true
States searching for ways to pay for construction and maintenance of roads and bridges	false
Donald trump jr. says the gop memo his dad declassified is 'a little bit of sweet revenge'	false
Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called i can't believe it's not jesus	true
What's the objective of jewish football? to get the quarterback!	true
How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? you remove the pizza delivery sign! hahahahaaa..ha	true
Why did the siamese twins moved to england? so the other one would also drive	true
Trump says he’s ‘looking forward’ to speaking with special counsel under oath	false
Portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime	false
I don't hold grudges... my father did and i always hated him for it	true
Why i won’t support medium’s new paid platform	false
What do you call a wandering cave man? a meanderthal.	true
How do you get a fat girl in bed? piece of cake	true
Mary j. blige encourages 'real talk' on new radio show	false
Congressman missed ride to baseball practice where shooting happened	false

Dear gps, please add an, avoid ghetto option. sincerely, scared

true

Madhavilatha ravuri's $6,000 income tax refund discovered in the trash

false

How paul ryan won over every house republican (except for one)

false

Fda questions use of aspirin to prevent first heart attack

false

Jennifer love hewitt 'maxim' interview reminds us she's still vajazzling (photos)

false

Guy reportedly caught on video stopping traffic so he can moon the police

false

I hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r

true

What the pastor brunson jailing tells us about turkey

false

How to build a great standing desk for under $50

false

Trans people are dying, and we need your help

false

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? because their jokes weren't very funny.

true

Twitter earned so many gold stars playing #trumpdaycareactivities

false

Lincoln chafee drops out of the democratic presidential primary

false

'how can i get my kids to listen?'

false

The one upside to having twins deciding how to split child custody during the divorce.

true

Andrew lincoln will make you hope for rick's death scene on 'the walking dead'

false

Theater needs to pay a lot more attention to female playwrights

false

The sales of the week will make you forget that it's 30 degrees in april

false

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? the nba

true

What rhymes with california? -every red hot chili peppers song writing session ever

true

Hits to the head that don't cause concussions can still hurt you

false

Out of the trans fats and into the liars

false

The fight you were waiting for: marco rubio, ted cruz clash in gop debate

false

Twitter employee, claire diaz-ortiz, live tweeted her labor

false

Why do turkeys always gobble? they haven't been taught good table manners!

true

Making mother's day special for all expecting mothers

false

43 best vines of the week, in one video: sep. 1st - sep. 7th, 2013

false

9 things your feet could be trying to tell you

false

One couple's surprise journey to the center of a landmark gay marriage case

false

Maybe middle america will believe in global warming if we make it a snapple fact.

true

911? yes, i was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, i'll hold. damn you guys are fast!

true

I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings.

true

How did adolf tie his shoes? with two knotzies.

true

Did you hear about the darth vader rape allegations? after they said no, he used the force.

true

Consultant's report blames sexual assault activists for campus unrest

false

'maya angelou: and still i rise' claims audience award at afi docs

false

I asked my north korean friend... ...how it was there. he said he couldn't complain.

true

'boy! oh, boy!' explores cultural resistance via male photographic portraits (photos)

false

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? a rockin' roller.

true

Kids are pulling out their wobbly teeth in the most insane ways

false

A kind man helped me with wood chopping today i really appreciate the random axe of kindness.

true

Chloￃﾫ sevigny's button-down keeps her look in check (photo)

false

The rnc plans to turn bernie backers against hillary clinton’s vp pick

false

What do you call a kardassian on a boat? ...a sea gul

true

With a retail partner, anti-death penalty movement can smell success

false

Demonstrators descend on dianne feinstein event to protest her absence from town halls

false

How do you confuse an ugly person with an orange.

true

Tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs

false

What's the most casual crime you can commit? shooting the breeze.

true

Pineapple recipes that feel like a trip to the tropics

false

Governor mccrory, my 'boy in a dress' is not a predator

false

John oliver and stephen colbert discuss 'make donald drumpf again' hats

false

Uh, rihanna is not about to date matt barnes

false

Him: why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? me: i peed my pants.

true

Despite madaya aid, u.n. still fails to end country's sieges

false

So i gave a blind guy a basketball. i think he's still trying to read it...

true

What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? its asshole.

true

With 'teddy's law,' ohio lawmakers look to crack down on home schooling (update)

false

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in france? linoleum blown apart

true

Rubio and the gop establishment make their first last stand

false

Person: you only live once me: that is the best news i've heard all day

true

Man surprises girlfriend by drawing them in different animation styles

false

Britney spears jumps on the rainbow hair trend with lavender locks

false

If rick ross was jamaican his slogan would be bumbuh rawss (say it in a jamaican accent)

true

Youtube’s neighbors send stirring message of support after shooting

false

What do muslim men do during foreplay? tickle the goat under the chin.

true

Tom cotton insists trump didn’t say ‘shithole’ but refuses to reveal what word he did use

false

I once swore in an elevator. it was wrong on so many levels.

true

I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. jews.

true

10 techie finds for kids at 2013 ces show

false

Knock knock who's there ! canon ! canon who ? canon open the door then ?

true

George r.r. martin clarifies reports he doesn't watch 'game of thrones' (update)

false

Hanson pointed out that they're a lot like taylor swift

false

Rev. al sharpton blasts oscars, group plans boycott of award show

false

Why competition is an old model of living

false

There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.

true

How does a potato keep up with it's friends? with google chromosome+

true

I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick mine

true

The history of the national anthem in sports

false

Funny how many articles end in continued on page

true

Breathtaking natural wonders remind us why we must care for creation

false

Queen elizabeth ii's royal academy of arts visit had the best red carpet (photos)

false

My girlfriend called me a pervert... but what does she know, she's only 13 years old.

true

How do you make a gay fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.

true

I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'

true

States searching for ways to pay for construction and maintenance of roads and bridges

false

Donald trump jr. says the gop memo his dad declassified is 'a little bit of sweet revenge'

false

Heard about the new low fat comminion wafer? it's called i can't believe it's not jesus

true

What's the objective of jewish football? to get the quarterback!

true

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? you remove the pizza delivery sign! hahahahaaa..ha

true

Why did the siamese twins moved to england? so the other one would also drive

true

Trump says he’s ‘looking forward’ to speaking with special counsel under oath

false

Portland hate killer ranted about stabbings and muslims on facebook amid rising u.s. hate crime

false

I don't hold grudges... my father did and i always hated him for it

true

Why i won’t support medium’s new paid platform

false

What do you call a wandering cave man? a meanderthal.

true

How do you get a fat girl in bed? piece of cake

true

Mary j. blige encourages 'real talk' on new radio show

false

Congressman missed ride to baseball practice where shooting happened

false