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Jennifer lopez is a dirty cop in first 'shades of blue' trailer
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Fill the pinata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.
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Oral hygiene habits of the interesting: u.s. navy seal j. robert dubois
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Martyrdom was lunchtime topic of conversation for alleged bomber
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Did obamacare help or harm the fungal meningitis outbreak investigation in tennessee?
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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the p is silent...
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A catholic charity is reaching out to transgender people in india, just not all of them
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Nicki minaj reveals actress to play her in new abc family comedy
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Americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue
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Chance the rapper shoots 'hyperbolic racist' twitter troll down in flames
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Do kids have the chance to be kids today?
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How does a jew make coffee? he brews it.
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This nurse had the best response when asked if her rainbow-colored hair affects her job
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How i reacted to the fine bros controversy...
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Mo'nique urges netflix boycott, claims race and gender pay disparity
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True health in a faux health world: how cnn's escape fire applies to veterinary medicine
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How many babies does it take to open a door? it depends on how hard you can throw.
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Cnn guest: we should bomb even hospitals, universities to fight isis
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Why did the mexican put hot sauce on his taco? por flavor
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Donald trump's latest scare tactic: claiming clinton will cut social security and medicare
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44 magical beauty buys that will sell out
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Joy reid doubles down: homophobic posts ‘hacked,' ‘fraudulent’
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Pilot: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet
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What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and go on missions.
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The real story on how trench coats got their name
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Most people call me bad at pickup lines but you? you can call me tonight.
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I like to think that i'm a tiger... even though i'm a mere cat.
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Bernie sanders wins crucial victory in minnesota caucus
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I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... serving soup to nuts.
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I see isis is finally practicing structured programming. they're eliminating gotos.
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Laurie tisch on the invaluable lessons she's learned through philanthropy
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Why are e.t.'s eyes so big? he saw the phone bill.
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What is a cannibal's favourite treat? a kid kat. (my 9 year old son made this up.)
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Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it.
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Time out tip of the day: september 27, 2013
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Cats are about as useful as a football bat.
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Don't anthropomorphize your pets... they hate it when you do that.
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The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
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Obamacare repeal law would give montana republican $800,000 tax cut
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Super bowl cupcakes in a football egg (photo)
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Did you hear about the group italians joining isis? they are calling themselves the italian isis.
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Breaking news: vaccinations do not work look at these poor fellas
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Allow this playlist to push you through a fourth of july workout
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I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon.
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What do you call it when your stepmother poops? a step-stool
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What fruit do romeo and juliet eat? cantelope
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? spit, swallow, gargle.
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What cancer took away from me (and what it gave back)
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I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
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Emma watson's gq awards look is utterly perplexing (photos, poll)
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Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? to finger a-minor.
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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? a bench can support a family of 4.
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Nra’s partners still turn a blind eye as it blocks reasonable gun control (updated)
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I don't date married men. i mean i wouldn't call it dating...
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To post or not to post photos on facebook
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Former tv 'apprentices' say trump unfit for white house
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What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted
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Study confirms that zika virus causes brain damage in newborns
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Marriage study finds couples are happiest three years after wedding
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Rudy giuliani doesn’t really know much about racism or his own record with black people
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Anyone remember self-reliance? we used to be 'strongly silent': now all we do is talk, talk, talk.
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'finding prince charming' contestant opens up about being hiv+
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Women are like public toilets... they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.
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We rode in a delorean for 'back to the future' day
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It's unseasonably warm in new york. let's go outside and stare at our phones.
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Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's facebook statuses broke up.
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Scientists tell nyc’s natural history museum to boot billionaire trump backer from board
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Mindfulness in your 20s: how to use gratitude as fuel for happiness
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Establish dominance. never let a dog lick you first
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God is dead. -nietzsche god is dad! -jesus god is, dude... -stoners
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Ted cruz surges to first place in iowa
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Like most pale people i will be occupying the indoors this summer.
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Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
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States eye new way to dampen corporate political spending
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West bank street art mural trolls donald trump over mexico border wall
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What parents really need to hear from each other
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How do you know a introvert likes you... he stares at your shoes instead of his.
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I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent
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Milan jurisic killed and eaten allegedly by serbian mafia members from zemun clan
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5 great movies starring interesting, exciting, daring, adventurous girls!
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10 behaviors that will lead you to mr. right
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Baby names 2012: babycenter announces top 100 names and biggest trends in naming
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Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.
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Racism is like nickelback... i like to joke about it, but i never want to see it live.
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This colorful home proves that 'kid-friendly' can still be cool and stylish (photos)
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What you needed to become a secretary in 1959
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The 8 coolest iphone features apple just announced
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Ivanka trump's nordstrom sales reportedly dropped over 70 percent right before the election
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Hillary clinton questions media trying to 'appease' conservatives after election
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It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.
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Beyond enrollment: keeping our children in school -- a perspective from nigeria
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I never picked my nose. i was born with it.
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Trump aims to limit the education department's influence in new order
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What do you call a bunch of homosexual african-american redditors? black ops.
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What do you call a cuban prime minister with a lot of attitude? fidel sass-tro
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Why doesn't god like grapefruit? because he doesn't fucking exist.
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What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? my grandma doesn't die when i fuck her.
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Eid in gaza and the west bank: 'we do not want to celebrate anything, our people are dying'
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I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. this is my 12th dog.
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'pretty little liars' star lucy hale is a blonde bombshell now
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