CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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For our kids, let’s get tobacco out of baseball for good	false
Louis c.k.'s 'snl' monologue gets real about god, heaven, women and calling shirts 'wifebeaters'	false
I before e except after c and in old mcdonnald had a farm.	true
What do you call a naked musician? a natural	true
Teenage mutant african mammals lionardo giraffael rhinotello michelantelope	true
Here's how to come out to your doctor	false
Republicans insist donald trump's request to james comey wasn't serious	false
A butterfly cure for the winter blues (a.k.a. bite me, polar vortex) (photos)	false
How i learned to be a breastfeeding dad	false
What do we want ? race-car noises! when do we want them? neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww	true
Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? it was stumped.	true
Netflix is raising prices on all but its most basic plan	false
Kids may not be ready for the world they'll inherit	false
What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? a hit brodway show	true
Check out photos from the fox business gop debate	false
Why does pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? because he has a woodpecker!	true
Marriage is like comcast. frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed.	true
Sure i have my doubts, but bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either.	true
Bartender says, we don't serve time travelers. a time traveler walks into a bar...	true
My asian roommate says i have schizophrenia. jokes on him, i don't have a roommate.	true
What's the difference between george michael and carrie fisher? two days.	true
That's funny is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't.	true
How jennifer garner got her groove back one year after affleck	false
This mother's day, it's okay to ask your mom for a gift (really)	false
What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? baaaaaeeeee!	true
I saw an entire family with huge butts i guess you can say it's in their genes	true
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? he wanted to get a long little doggy	true
Abstinence may make the bones grow stronger (or can't a girl get a drink anymore?) part 2	false
The key to a good joke is missed erection	true
What's long and hard? the sock under my bed.	true
You should never be sad. because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good.	true
The hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective.	true
What's the difference between a cockroach and the japanese? a nuke won't kill a cockroach	true
Photographer wang wusheng's 'celestial realm' entrances at barry friedman ltd. (photos)	false
Are your meetings collaborative... or just crowded? four factors to consider.	false
What did the perverted sauce say to the chinese ribs? .. i'm only peking.	true
What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? the kfc drive-thru line.	true
A hunger to live longer: do calorie-restricted diets promote longevity and slow aging?	false
'the hangover part iii' photos: first look at the upcoming film	false
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. he says he can stop any time.	true
Doj moves to investigate planned parenthood over fetal tissue practices	false
Divorce and porn: is watching porn grounds for divorce?	false
22 places that have the same names but are actually absurdly different	false
Should salt shakers be removed from the table?	false
10 science fiction writers predict what the next 10 years will bring	false
Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? they went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.	true
Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either.	true
What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? you can feed one to your dog	true
What do you think of miles davis? he kind of blew	true
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers	true
Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'cause it had a hard drive.	true
17 times you wish you could be a kid instead of an adult woman	false
Parenting after divorce: 10 ways to make talking to your ex about the kids less stressful	false
Fact - if you add ish to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything	true
How boards and management best create value together	false
Leaving on a jet plane: 10 countries that you should move to this year	false
What percentage of scottish people are twats? 55.3%	true
These wedding shoes are way better than heels (your feet will thank you later)	false
Q: what did the stamp say to the envelope? a: i'm stuck on you.	true
I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.	true
Can't quit smoking? wear mittens all the time.	true
What do you call a tooth in a glass? a one molar solution.	true
Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? aw, schwitz! i forgot it :(	true
3 reasons saying 'good job!' isn't good enough to motivate your team	false
Chief justice roberts will sit out patent case over $175,000 stock conflict	false
Ipads boost doctors' efficiency at university of chicago, study shows	false
Trump's talk on terror and iraq has experts worried about a coming backlash	false
Simba was moving too slowly so i told him to mufasa	true
Mitt romney tells roy moore to step aside: 'i believe leigh corfman'	false
So i got a manual on how to please a man. so far it's really come in handy.	true
Lobbyists mingled with state lawmakers at democrats' closed-door policy retreat	false
Kids aren't impressed with your fancy artisanal chocolates	false
Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. but that theory doesn't hold water.	true
What's love got to do with the brain?	false
As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, push! i was convinced it was a pull door.	true
Q: why does everyone love cats? - a: they're purr-fect!	true
Why did the miner feel so low? he was in a deep depression.	true
I challenged superman to a fight. the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.	true
Hrc reboots its mission toward greater trans inclusion	false
My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob oral consent	true
What technology are old people better at using than young people? life support.	true
Daddy? what is a tranny? ask your mother. he knows.	true
Why did god create man? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :d	true
Hooded thieves swarm san francisco apple store, swipe gadgets	false
Compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba	false
How do you make a rabbit stew? keep it waiting.	true
Cute proposal: new jersey man pops the question with 'up'-themed proposal (photos)	false
The golden globes best-dressed list is absolutely jaw-dropping	false
Blueberry cobbler, at the end of a long day	false
I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. the crowd went mild.	true
What did alex trebek say when he was about to lose his job? my career is in jeopardy!	true
After trump's visit, saudi arabia hopes to reinforce its influence in the region, against iran	false
Why couldn't donald trump cross the road? because a wall was blocking his way	true
That's me in the corner. - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works	true
Why did the european businessman sleep on the streets? to avoid a hostel takeover.	true
Wendy chandler, alabama mom, furious over 'corporal punishment consent form'	false
I scream, you scream: summer flavor round up	false
Vegetarian diet could make you happier and less stressed, study shows	false
Italian food what is an italian lesbians favorite food? cunninglinguini !	true
Brazil races against time to save drought-hit city	false

For our kids, let’s get tobacco out of baseball for good

false

Louis c.k.'s 'snl' monologue gets real about god, heaven, women and calling shirts 'wifebeaters'

false

I before e except after c and in old mcdonnald had a farm.

true

What do you call a naked musician? a natural

true

Teenage mutant african mammals lionardo giraffael rhinotello michelantelope

true

Here's how to come out to your doctor

false

Republicans insist donald trump's request to james comey wasn't serious

false

A butterfly cure for the winter blues (a.k.a. bite me, polar vortex) (photos)

false

How i learned to be a breastfeeding dad

false

What do we want ? race-car noises! when do we want them? neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

true

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? it was stumped.

true

Netflix is raising prices on all but its most basic plan

false

Kids may not be ready for the world they'll inherit

false

What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? a hit brodway show

true

Check out photos from the fox business gop debate

false

Why does pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? because he has a woodpecker!

true

Marriage is like comcast. frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed.

true

Sure i have my doubts, but bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either.

true

Bartender says, we don't serve time travelers. a time traveler walks into a bar...

true

My asian roommate says i have schizophrenia. jokes on him, i don't have a roommate.

true

What's the difference between george michael and carrie fisher? two days.

true

That's funny is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't.

true

How jennifer garner got her groove back one year after affleck

false

This mother's day, it's okay to ask your mom for a gift (really)

false

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? baaaaaeeeee!

true

I saw an entire family with huge butts i guess you can say it's in their genes

true

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? he wanted to get a long little doggy

true

Abstinence may make the bones grow stronger (or can't a girl get a drink anymore?) part 2

false

The key to a good joke is missed erection

true

What's long and hard? the sock under my bed.

true

You should never be sad. because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good.

true

The hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective.

true

What's the difference between a cockroach and the japanese? a nuke won't kill a cockroach

true

Photographer wang wusheng's 'celestial realm' entrances at barry friedman ltd. (photos)

false

Are your meetings collaborative... or just crowded? four factors to consider.

false

What did the perverted sauce say to the chinese ribs? .. i'm only peking.

true

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? the kfc drive-thru line.

true

A hunger to live longer: do calorie-restricted diets promote longevity and slow aging?

false

'the hangover part iii' photos: first look at the upcoming film

false

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. he says he can stop any time.

true

Doj moves to investigate planned parenthood over fetal tissue practices

false

Divorce and porn: is watching porn grounds for divorce?

false

22 places that have the same names but are actually absurdly different

false

Should salt shakers be removed from the table?

false

10 science fiction writers predict what the next 10 years will bring

false

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? they went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

true

Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either.

true

What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? you can feed one to your dog

true

What do you think of miles davis? he kind of blew

true

How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers

true

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'cause it had a hard drive.

true

17 times you wish you could be a kid instead of an adult woman

false

Parenting after divorce: 10 ways to make talking to your ex about the kids less stressful

false

Fact - if you add ish to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything

true

How boards and management best create value together

false

Leaving on a jet plane: 10 countries that you should move to this year

false

What percentage of scottish people are twats? 55.3%

true

These wedding shoes are way better than heels (your feet will thank you later)

false

Q: what did the stamp say to the envelope? a: i'm stuck on you.

true

I just went to an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.

true

Can't quit smoking? wear mittens all the time.

true

What do you call a tooth in a glass? a one molar solution.

true

Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? aw, schwitz! i forgot it :(

true

3 reasons saying 'good job!' isn't good enough to motivate your team

false

Chief justice roberts will sit out patent case over $175,000 stock conflict

false

Ipads boost doctors' efficiency at university of chicago, study shows

false

Trump's talk on terror and iraq has experts worried about a coming backlash

false

Simba was moving too slowly so i told him to mufasa

true

Mitt romney tells roy moore to step aside: 'i believe leigh corfman'

false

So i got a manual on how to please a man. so far it's really come in handy.

true

Lobbyists mingled with state lawmakers at democrats' closed-door policy retreat

false

Kids aren't impressed with your fancy artisanal chocolates

false

Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. but that theory doesn't hold water.

true

What's love got to do with the brain?

false

As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, push! i was convinced it was a pull door.

true

Q: why does everyone love cats? - a: they're purr-fect!

true

Why did the miner feel so low? he was in a deep depression.

true

I challenged superman to a fight. the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

true

Hrc reboots its mission toward greater trans inclusion

false

My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob oral consent

true

What technology are old people better at using than young people? life support.

true

Daddy? what is a tranny? ask your mother. he knows.

true

Why did god create man? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :d

true

Hooded thieves swarm san francisco apple store, swipe gadgets

false

Compelling photos capture pope francis' visit to cuba

false

How do you make a rabbit stew? keep it waiting.

true

Cute proposal: new jersey man pops the question with 'up'-themed proposal (photos)

false

The golden globes best-dressed list is absolutely jaw-dropping

false

Blueberry cobbler, at the end of a long day

false

I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. the crowd went mild.

true

What did alex trebek say when he was about to lose his job? my career is in jeopardy!

true

After trump's visit, saudi arabia hopes to reinforce its influence in the region, against iran

false

Why couldn't donald trump cross the road? because a wall was blocking his way

true

That's me in the corner. - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works

true

Why did the european businessman sleep on the streets? to avoid a hostel takeover.

true

Wendy chandler, alabama mom, furious over 'corporal punishment consent form'

false

I scream, you scream: summer flavor round up

false

Vegetarian diet could make you happier and less stressed, study shows

false

Italian food what is an italian lesbians favorite food? cunninglinguini !

true

Brazil races against time to save drought-hit city

false