CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club.	true
These mice watched a classic orson welles film for science	false
What did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.	true
Sorry i sprayed bug spray in your face. those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.	true
U.s. distaste for turkish leader erdogan may have reached 'tipping point'	false
Ryder blair, 7-month-old, waterskis like a pro (video)	false
M.l.k. day 2017: a time for principled defiance	false
Yogis celebrate the summer solstice in nyc's times square	false
Veterans day: 'war/photography' debuts at museum of fine arts houston	false
My wife says i can join your gang but i have to be home by 9.	true
I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as tuna of the land.	true
How smoothie queen jj smith created a flourishing weight loss empire	false
James corden reveals donald trump's nsfw debate doodle	false
Obama calls flint water crisis 'inexplicable and inexcusable'	false
How do bees go to school? they take the buzz	true
I once had a job circumcising elephants the pay was low, but the tips were huge	true
How mentorship is helping more latino men earn college degrees	false
Uk prime minister urges unity amid reports of 'hard brexit'	false
Divorce diaries: do parents on their own need a plus one?	false
Time warner to remove u.s. retirees from company health plan	false
'i need you, i don't need you': viral video is a metaphor for parenting	false
Why can't jim's make sandwiches? cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!	true
Demi lovato brings florida shooting survivors on stage during tour	false
It's a bird! no, its a plane! holy shit it's dave!	true
Did yo hear about the hillary special at kfc? two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99	true
Q: did i ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? a: it had no point.	true
Fergie's headdress transports us to the far east (photos, poll)	false
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.	true
These are the real-life effects of trump's obamacare sabotage	false
Sure, the mediterranean diet is good for you. but have you tried the nordic diet?	false
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? one with a hoppy ending.	true
Rory mcilroy late to ryder cup singles match over time zone confusion (video)	false
What do you call a rich asian? cha ching!	true
When i was 9, i was touched by an angel. angel martinez, currently serving 16 years.	true
Kris humphries divorce from kim kardashian official nearly a year and a half after filing	false
I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. no strings attached	true
I'm watching so many cute animals videos i think i'm developing aww-tism.	true
Trump’s decision to keep parks open during shutdown puts politics before safety	false
Found an expired condom. oh well, still ate it anyway. hope i don't get sick!	true
Celebrities honor their moms on mother's day with sweet social media posts	false
Sean rooks, nba coach and former player, dead at 46	false
I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes.	true
Here at the klingon hairdressing institute it is a good day to dye.	true
Dying man's wish to return to the forest comes true	false
Next osx version announced!!! it will be called el chapo	true
A complete stranger paid this man's $2,000 car bill, no questions asked	false
'snl' mocks just how desperate hillary clinton is to be a new yorker	false
Mike huckabee on kim davis: obey the law only 'if it's right'	false
Cheeky campaign encourages women to dump dudes who support trump	false
Friday talking points -- games the whole family can play	false
Seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms	false
Which sports team honors the true spirit of thanksgiving? the redskins	true
What is the best contraceptive for old people? nudity	true
In my office, i tried pushing the envelope... but it's still stationery.	true
How can you tell if someone does crossfit? don't worry, they'll tell you.	true
Mek’s fake intelligence on aleppo only hinders fact-finding bodies finding the truth	false
Finding the face of depression in a mirror	false
A latino actor might be playing the lead in the 'scarface' reboot	false
Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? because it was depressed.	true
Girlfriend is on her way over. aaaaaaannd history deleted.	true
The fish's piano was making weird noises. guess it was out of tuna.	true
My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. or possibly being robbed. whatever.	true
There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.	true
How'm i going to 80's montage myself out of this one?	true
Fat chicks don't get wet..... they get greasy	true
Civil rights bill top priority for lgbt voters, according to new poll	false
Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights	true
The battle for the future of transportation seems imminent	false
Well at least i don't bring up things from the past like you did last month	true
Good friends help you move. great friends help you move bodies.	true
Boss: what's your five-year goal? me: paid administrative leave.	true
This blizzard in nyc was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected	true
I'm finally done smoking my name was legally changed yesterday.	true
Republicans’ health care revision is an ugly, cheap cover up	false
How do they practice safe sex in scotland? they brand the sheep that kick.	true
I finally found out why op never delivers!	true
Signs of the times, from the people's climate march in nyc	false
It might be a 'great time to be gay,' but grindr survey reveals discrimination fears	false
Suspected chelsea bomber allegedly attacked family in 2014	false
The best friend ever? meet a 9-year-old bracelet philanthropist	false
What do you call a turtle with a hard on? a tank!!!! pew pew pew!!	true
Take the $100 tip challenge to make someone's christmas and your own	false
Rick perry in a harrowing position as first debate nears	false
Death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism	false
Hey does it smell like i took a shit? ah, sulfur so good.	true
Searches of travelers' electronics should require a warrant, aclu contends	false
How digital platforms like linkedin, uber and taskrabbit are changing the on-demand economy	false
What did gb say to eu? peace out, euron eurown!	true
Where's jesus when you need him. there's only 2 fish sticks left and i've got company coming.	true
I'm an over medium comedian i don't always make yolks, but when i do, they are runny	true
Summing up my life in 5 words: 'i fail at maths'	true
What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? a san diego	true
What do you call a mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? frijole.	true
Finding kindness: how to put compassion into action	false
What kind of footwear do whitewalkers use? the hodor-eliminating kind.	true
Turns out an obama family vacation looks much like ours	false
What did the banana say to the orange? fruit can't talk	true
Jimmy kimmel's rude interviewer proves technology is terrible	false
Obama's possible paths to a supreme court nomination	false
You can only enjoy lord of the rings if you're taking heroin... it's called high fantasy.	true

The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club.

true

These mice watched a classic orson welles film for science

false

What did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.

true

Sorry i sprayed bug spray in your face. those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.

true

U.s. distaste for turkish leader erdogan may have reached 'tipping point'

false

Ryder blair, 7-month-old, waterskis like a pro (video)

false

M.l.k. day 2017: a time for principled defiance

false

Yogis celebrate the summer solstice in nyc's times square

false

Veterans day: 'war/photography' debuts at museum of fine arts houston

false

My wife says i can join your gang but i have to be home by 9.

true

I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as tuna of the land.

true

How smoothie queen jj smith created a flourishing weight loss empire

false

James corden reveals donald trump's nsfw debate doodle

false

Obama calls flint water crisis 'inexplicable and inexcusable'

false

How do bees go to school? they take the buzz

true

I once had a job circumcising elephants the pay was low, but the tips were *huge*

true

How mentorship is helping more latino men earn college degrees

false

Uk prime minister urges unity amid reports of 'hard brexit'

false

Divorce diaries: do parents on their own need a plus one?

false

Time warner to remove u.s. retirees from company health plan

false

'i need you, i don't need you': viral video is a metaphor for parenting

false

Why can't jim's make sandwiches? cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

true

Demi lovato brings florida shooting survivors on stage during tour

false

It's a bird! no, its a plane! holy shit it's dave!

true

Did yo hear about the hillary special at kfc? two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99

true

Q: did i ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? a: it had no point.

true

Fergie's headdress transports us to the far east (photos, poll)

false

Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.

true

These are the real-life effects of trump's obamacare sabotage

false

Sure, the mediterranean diet is good for you. but have you tried the nordic diet?

false

What book did the rabbit take on vacation? one with a hoppy ending.

true

Rory mcilroy late to ryder cup singles match over time zone confusion (video)

false

What do you call a rich asian? *cha ching!*

true

When i was 9, i was touched by an angel. angel martinez, currently serving 16 years.

true

Kris humphries divorce from kim kardashian official nearly a year and a half after filing

false

I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. no strings attached

true

I'm watching so many cute animals videos i think i'm developing aww-tism.

true

Trump’s decision to keep parks open during shutdown puts politics before safety

false

Found an expired condom. oh well, still ate it anyway. hope i don't get sick!

true

Celebrities honor their moms on mother's day with sweet social media posts

false

Sean rooks, nba coach and former player, dead at 46

false

I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes.

true

Here at the klingon hairdressing institute it is a good day to dye.

true

Dying man's wish to return to the forest comes true

false

Next osx version announced!!! it will be called el chapo

true

A complete stranger paid this man's $2,000 car bill, no questions asked

false

'snl' mocks just how desperate hillary clinton is to be a new yorker

false

Mike huckabee on kim davis: obey the law only 'if it's right'

false

Cheeky campaign encourages women to dump dudes who support trump

false

Friday talking points -- games the whole family can play

false

Seth rogen takes down donald trump in donald trump jr.'s dms

false

Which sports team honors the true spirit of thanksgiving? the redskins

true

What is the best contraceptive for old people? nudity

true

In my office, i tried pushing the envelope... but it's still stationery.

true

How can you tell if someone does crossfit? don't worry, they'll tell you.

true

Mek’s fake intelligence on aleppo only hinders fact-finding bodies finding the truth

false

Finding the face of depression in a mirror

false

A latino actor might be playing the lead in the 'scarface' reboot

false

Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? because it was depressed.

true

Girlfriend is on her way over. aaaaaaannd history deleted.

true

The fish's piano was making weird noises. guess it was out of tuna.

true

My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. or possibly being robbed. whatever.

true

There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority.

true

How'm i going to 80's montage myself out of this one?

true

Fat chicks don't get wet..... they get greasy

true

Civil rights bill top priority for lgbt voters, according to new poll

false

Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights

true

The battle for the future of transportation seems imminent

false

Well at least i don't bring up things from the past like you did last month

true

Good friends help you move. great friends help you move bodies.

true

Boss: what's your five-year goal? me: paid administrative leave.

true

This blizzard in nyc was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected

true

I'm finally done smoking my name was legally changed yesterday.

true

Republicans’ health care revision is an ugly, cheap cover up

false

How do they practice safe sex in scotland? they brand the sheep that kick.

true

I finally found out why op never delivers!

true

Signs of the times, from the people's climate march in nyc

false

It might be a 'great time to be gay,' but grindr survey reveals discrimination fears

false

Suspected chelsea bomber allegedly attacked family in 2014

false

The best friend ever? meet a 9-year-old bracelet philanthropist

false

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? a tank!!!! pew pew pew!!

true

Take the $100 tip challenge to make someone's christmas and your own

false

Rick perry in a harrowing position as first debate nears

false

Death to shoppers? al-shabaab and the fracturing of international jihadism

false

Hey does it smell like i took a shit? ah, sulfur so good.

true

Searches of travelers' electronics should require a warrant, aclu contends

false

How digital platforms like linkedin, uber and taskrabbit are changing the on-demand economy

false

What did gb say to eu? peace out, euron eurown!

true

Where's jesus when you need him. there's only 2 fish sticks left and i've got company coming.

true

I'm an over medium comedian i don't always make yolks, but when i do, they are runny

true

Summing up my life in 5 words: 'i fail at maths'

true

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? a san diego

true

What do you call a mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? frijole.

true

Finding kindness: how to put compassion into action

false

What kind of footwear do whitewalkers use? the hodor-eliminating kind.

true

Turns out an obama family vacation looks much like ours

false

What did the banana say to the orange? fruit can't talk

true

Jimmy kimmel's rude interviewer proves technology is terrible

false

Obama's possible paths to a supreme court nomination

false

You can only enjoy lord of the rings if you're taking heroin... it's called high fantasy.

true