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Hello JDST my old friend
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I've come to hang myself once again
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Because the losses slowly creeping...
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Blew my gains while I was sleeping...
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And delusions that are planted in my brain... still remain... |
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What kind of trading did you do?
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Futures only
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What was your strategy? Like some sort of delta neutral thing or were you actually making directional bets?
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We were a quant shop that focused on short term moves. 30, 6... |
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Don’t leave us in suspense now.. whats the move for tomorrow?
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We want /u/Volte next moves, not OP.
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Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, but I think it's pretty obvious the market is being heavily manipulated by a bunch of dudes wi... |
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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How long is he in for?
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He hasn’t been sentenced yet. His bail was revoked because he couldn’t stop shitposting on the internet and violated the terms of his bail. Because he’s an idiot.
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Didn't it get revoked cause he was offering $6000 fo... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Where’s the bottom? 20,000?
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Technically 0
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Trump gonna make it go negative
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ORANG MAN BAD
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May your portfolio be as red as your cap.
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Don't own one and I didn't even vote for Trump.
And I'... |
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Back near (not below) my cost basis. Thesis is still solid, just playing the waiting game
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With Trumps burn rate on political capital, do you think this game is still viable? Currently still holding and below my cost basis.
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Doesn't m... |
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why wouldn't you just invest it in the roth instead of taking it out.
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So I could actually take out the profits.
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Now put the $1400 back in the roth and you can gamble with the rest with no guilt!
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Who needs a ROTH when... |
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Do a search. There have been some badass posts about lean hogs, and how to play futures with amazing gains.
Make WSB great again.
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All those guys got banned :(
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They really didn't. Wall street bets used to be great, and yolos used t... |
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You guys don't care about me? :(
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I do. You are a special person who deserves to find happiness and contentment in life.
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Everyone has been calling me special! I guess I really mean something to a lot of you guys
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He's call... |
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Sorry for your loss. Now, that's gambling.
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I don't know if I'd call it gambling unless you think all options/equities/etc is gambling (which would be a fair point, imo).
In my defense, every sign pointed to this company going out of business ASAP for incom... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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Love the aggressive approach at gaining some tendies. Shine on you autistic fuck.
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It's incredible how much crap men will take from hot young girls. Blatantly talks shit to him and he replies "omg that's funny."
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Tbf I know a few people who... |
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words cannot express how much I hate pictures with motivational quotes on them
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The people who post motivational pictures are the last people I would ever take advise from.
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The people who confuse advice and advise are the last people I wo... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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Adderall on the right?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Don't forget your baking soda cocktail
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Da faq
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Look up amphetamine+sodium bicarbonate
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Just googled it, not a bad idea if you're running low ... |
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As an FX guy I browse WSB for entertainment and to feel superior. I laugh at WSB just as WSB laughs at /r/investing. To me WSB is like watching a bunch of retarded monkeys on a cocktail of sleeping pills and cocaine.
FX is the biggest market on earth. When weve made our ... |
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40% downside. I would sell the dip.
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Yeah that's what I was thinking, it's way overvalued for its current state and people are finally realizing it
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TBH. It's a shit company. Been a shit company for a long time. But they will somehow contin... |
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Aren't we still operating under obama's fiscal policies until October when the fiscal year ends? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a bit too early to count jobs based on trump's policies since he's been president for such a short amount of time?
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Dude pe... |
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Trump's tariff promises are why the stock market went to 24,000...
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Well it was at 26,600 before the trade war talks lol
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No, it was 17,959 before the "trade war" talks.
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Literally google Dow Jones... it hasn’t been belo... |
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Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit
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There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future... |
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I actually think it was meant to be. See, the tendie gods knew if they let you cash out you’d be hesitant to return to your true calling. In all their wisdom and knowing how brilliant of a trader you are, they left some nugs for you. You must return. It’s your destiny. ... |
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He practically bought puts on his dad and lost
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Ironically he needed dad to expire so the puts wouldn’t.
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He sold naked calls and got screwed
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My wife roams around naked... and hopes to get screwed...
Thank goodness no n... |
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You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
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Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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MUH GAINS DOWN 8%
Edit: Do you think TD will allow me to do a refund just this once?
EditEdit: 20% Im gonna hang myself
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bet you wish you were a RH user now don't you pleb
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Wait wtf. Why would RH make a difference?
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With ... |
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this was gonna be me today, but i pussied out ofcourse. congrats, i bet it feels amazing
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Amazing and stressful. Second time this month hitting big on FDs. Can't stop playing them, they are a drug.
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Can you tell me what FD stands for?
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>His use of derivatives was sometimes controversial because he’d once lambasted them as “financial weapons of mass destruction,” later arguing that his bets were different and had no counterparty risk.
No mom, these options are safe. It's the other options that lose ... |
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i'm extremely depressed.
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All you need is some cocaine and hookers.... those would be easy to get if your bets were raining tendies though
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Solid method. It got us through the 80s.
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What got us through the 90s?
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So you're getting this wrong here. The 17 on snap was the ipo pricing. Any movement after that was purely secondary market. You have to respond to contingent offers to purchase and affirm your purchase which happens before the stock is publically available. Requirements f... |
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it would be really cool to be able to actually see, nay, *touch* the products I want to buy before I buy them. Imagine the implications: worried how a shirt might fit? Try it on right there! Produce looks funky? Give it a taste!
Take the gamble out of shopping. You're the c... |
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Wait...wait wait wait wait.../r/bluemidterm2018 is grounds for banning in LSC??
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Late stage is exclusively for complaining about the system. Anyone who is actually trying to do something is banned.
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The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is ... |
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Is the name of the author on that article? I'm going murder suicide and taking this faggot with me.
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Trey Williams
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http://www.marketwatch.com/newsroom/roster#Ceasar
says his twitter is @treywilliams if you wanna roast him. or you can jus... |
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How long are you holding?
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If people get ahold of themselves and realize tech isn't just some crazy bubble and it rebounds... I assume MU retests $33 sometime by the end of July. Idk, I really don't see how this doesn't hit $36 or so (2014 highs) by the e... |
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200 IQ letter
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How did people not know that their information was being sold? I dont see why people are outraged, that is the agreement made by facebook and its users. Facebook agreed to provide a social network for free, and users agreed to allow their information to be sold or harvested
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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Ya, I'd much rather have shares tbh
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Not when you're living hand... |
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You pooping your diaper?
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not until jnug does
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OP you have made 0 contribution to this subreddit til today. Don't pretend you're one of us or think you know our gods.
Kill yourself
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Settle down, pathetic loser
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Even the retards in r/wallstreetbets know these tarrifs are retarded
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Bad for the market, good for the country
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If there's one thing that every hardworking, responsible and law abiding middle class American can agree on it's that jeopardi... |
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Short squeeze + starting to enable features of FSD in August + looking more and more likely that the 5K Model 3s per week goal will be reached.
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Everybody said this stock was going to zero because Elon is a conman and can't build anything. This is bullshit. ... |
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So accurate. Including which gun has a finger on the trigger.
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Though who in this multicultural society really holds the weapon?
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Usually the dude with the ammo.... and all the weapons.
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So.... us?
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Yo... |
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Am I reading this right? Aug 17 $120 puts?
Dude, next time just go buy lotto tickets.
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Tbh i only bought those after it came out that some trader bought 7000 (contracts not dollars) of the aug 100s
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Hypothetical: Could (would) a trader wr... |
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They need to do a stock split soon so peasants like me can actually afford to buy 1 share.
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Just save up a few McDonalds paychecks man it's not that hard
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Easy. Just don’t eat for 4 weeks and you can afford one share. That’s a YOLO.
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Initially i thought peanuts (-$600) , then wait ..... what?
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Feels bad man
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Only thing we can do for you is to make you king mod, if it could make you feel better...
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I actually was a mod here for a few months way back... |
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Call me babe ��
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Your username leads me to believe that I've just found my dream girl on a Reddit WSB shitpost about trying to find a girl on tinder. Who would've thunk it was possible?!
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Does it turn you on when I tell you about the 500% ga... |
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790 Shares at 8.18.
When the blessings go up, the Miracles come down.
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I'm in at 6, whichever way it goes my portfolio looks green.
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In at 4 papa bless
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2.
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Wow, are you going for the gold trim on your... |
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You forgot “check” as an option.
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never heard of a check option before, is that some kind of condor?
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Bet, call, fold, .....”check”
Edit: I bet you lose at poker too.
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i know what a call option is, what is a fold opti... |
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I have a bad feeling about RAD. Down vote if you want. Something doesn't sit right with me on this one.
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Scary to hear that from someone on this sub who actually makes money. Still, I know what you mean. Lot's of powerful people don't want this to happen ... |
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hi... |
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Show your fucking position
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https://imgur.com/a/qHP5Sus
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Fuck you used your entire account balance for FD’s on a $1200 stock? That’s WSB right there
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Don’t tell me how to live my life
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Mod material
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This company is such a goddamn dumpster fire right now, A large portion of that dilution happens when the stock hits like 7.50 which there's a good chance will never happen again.
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7.50?? I need it to go back to 5.80 so I can dump it and break even.
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What is your thoughts on the trade war? Do you think Papa Xi gonna bend the knee? I heard a lot of companies gonna pull out of China if the tariffs went up to 25% by Sept.
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China has no edge. Though trade war with china would also cost significant on the ... |
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Wow, I'm amazed so many people throw money into options and have NO FUCKING CLUE how they work.
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Why do you think there even is a Pattern Day Trader rule? Because people were being so responsible with their trades going into the early 2000s?
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I'm curious what evidence/source they are using to say something is manipulated. I'm not saying it is or isn't, I'm just curious.
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I can’t be wrong! The game is rigged, you are wrong, aliens.
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When 85% of the assets are owned by 10% of the ... |
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If I get back in the green from this, I'm gonna get a certificate for holding TSLA, AMZN, and FB through all this shitstorm.
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AMZN will definitely bounce back. FB is very likely to come out of this by year end. TSLA is in some deep deep shit though.
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And my local news assures me that rapists and killers now own my town, yet I haven't gotten killed once.
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Raped tho?
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Only by $SUNE
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Well you deserved it then, you slut.
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If you go out with a slutty portfol... |
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Sell everything at the top, and go as leveraged as possible into the highest performing stock since the bottom.
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AMZN at $42 ?
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Probably Netflix for under 5 dollars. Don’t think amazon would be close at all.
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Coulda got ... |
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So I'd like to think I'm unbiased since I hate both China and Trump (if Xi and Trump were in a fight to the death I'd root for the ring to catch on fire), but would this even be legal?
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Who knows any more. I don't see how a politician could be given authorit... |
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Sold when it reached 1T mkt cap just now. I have weak hands :(
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I sold at $999B because I knew there’d be a minor dip. And there was.
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Did you rebuy?
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Negative.
Bought some Visa calls. Looks like it’s in a great spot right n... |
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Ribbed for no ones pleasure.
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Certainly not mine
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Can you rattle your peckah inside the cage like a dinner bell? Asking for a friend.
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I don't own that model but probably not, they are meant to be a pretty snug fit.
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Just before they revise their 2016-2017 earnings
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Exactly. It's priced in IMO
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Oh no, it's retarded
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you do know what sub we are on right. this is a bet, not a investing decision.
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Options are a bet.
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I've got 4k of AAPL puts. May the best man win!
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I have 3.46K in AAPL Calls. May the best DD win!
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Mine are $175 Put's expiring tomorrow. I have a hunch you may win :)
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Lol, yeah mine are $172.5 expiring 12/14 tbh, I expecte... |
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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Early time investor here, can you explain options to me? No /s
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Call = money... |
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McDonald's went to their super secret food invention labs and figured out how to release dopamine into people's brains when customers eat their food. Regular sized people can usually handle this in small doses, but fat people cannot. That's why if you go into your local Walm... |
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not at all... you're an idiot regardless.
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Bitch in in med school fuck yo finance degree
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Paying $50k+ a year to get to work for 80 hrs/week doesn't sound like a great financial decision either.
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his Indian parents disagree... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Other than just being a faggot, why didn't you sell earlier?
Edit: What kind of AMA is this? OP answered one fucking question... ban that faggot!
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Because I was too busy jacking off to the model 3 exterior but that's two for now
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The exte... |
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Petition to ban
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Ban because I’m bad at stock trading? I thought that’s what this sub was for.
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Ban because you're too poor to even be an afterthought.
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I’m not a career trader, hence Robinhood.
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Also, the red mark for those that are autistic, is a recession.
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Where are the 12 recessions we have had this year already?
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Those weren’t recessions
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My portfolio says otherwise
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You portfolio was unbala... |
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Breaking news: the trade war will take all your tendies
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But i just got approved for options!!!
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I forgot options could only be used for bullish positions....
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Shit! If only there was some sort of option you could buy where ... |
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I love the way he drinks it.
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Does he have dentures and he is making sure they don’t come out or something? That two handed gesture is odd, like he can raise his elbows to high.
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No dentures. He had crowns put on all his teeth years ago fro... |
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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My 1 mil life insurance policy is my hedge.
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probably doesnt have a suicide clause
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After two years I can kill myself. I've already had the policy for three years...
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You've... looked into this haven't you..
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Buy the fucking fear. Profit off of other people being pussies.
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>p...please buy my bags...
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My bags will be filled with money soon friend. I assure you.
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famous last words of WSB
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Young fag... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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I thought your comment was funny
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we're most likely getting brigad... |
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Your taxes are going to be fun.
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Why? I’m hoping robinhood can import all this to turbo tax
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Hahaha, i got fucked last year, they only import about 1000 trades or something like that. If all you have is short term traded, youll be fine, but ... |
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So why isn’t PayPal done growing yet?
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If I knew I'd buy calls
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That’s why you haven’t won once
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Hey I was green for like 20 minutes once
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Why is that drawing giving me a boner?
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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he is a dumb faggot. http://imgur.com/a/yURJx
I am sure he has googles "how to win the lottery" and bought a bottle of that water that cures AIDS.
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"how do you start an ISP". Wtf. This kid thinks he can turn his 2 grand into 10 mil in a year. All in on RAD
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I bought 4 TQQQ calls 10 minutes before close and selling at any uptick in price. I have $100 in my bank account after losing 100k. Need to claw my way back before my fiance realizes I'm broke AF.
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Proof of those loses
## Speaker_0: ##
[Fuck Tim Arcuri](ht... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go on margin and buy calls on 3x ETFs
## Speaker_1: ##
How much times exposure would I get this way?
## Speaker_2: ##
If you go for long OTM options on borrowed money you can get 100x easily.
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Where would you get the borrowed money though?
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## Speaker_0: ##
how old is she and how does she have 180k in ira sitting in money market. is 180k contributions or?
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32, 18k a year for 10 years. Plus about $500 in sick gains.
## Speaker_2: ##
how does she contribute 18k per year? Maximum for ROTH/Tradition is 5.5k and 6.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
guys there is way bigger news than this. there is a sub for you all now called r/povertyfinance
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That sub is fucking depressing.
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Why? It's people looking for help and people looking to help. Unless you find the idea of poverty is depre... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is there a community of people who circlejerk over repeated ETF LEAP rolling or will I forever be a faggot stuck in the ideological void between the extremes of /r/wsb and /r/investing
## Speaker_1: ##
there is the other sub
## Speaker_2: ##
No one here has enough money to... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
[You fucked up getting an Oculus over a Vive](https://youtu.be/ijLGzhKnRw8?t=21)
## Speaker_0: ##
Ain't nobody finna pay $800+$1000 for a computer to see some VR titties. The Oculus Go is $199
Edit: Watched the vid, that shit funny tho bruh
## Walls1337bot: ##
You u... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
SNAP will be at $60 this time next year
## Speaker_1: ##
> SNAP will be at $0.60 this time next year
## Speaker_0: ##
- $2bn in assets
- $700MM mkt cap
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## Speaker_0: ##
Haha I get it, he’s a whiny emo privileged baby like you
## Speaker_1: ##
Well he gets to fuck mama dragons tho.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah, he’s actually tolerable at that point, but it’s his sister sooooo
## Speaker_2: ##
Fucking kneeler. It’s his aunt.
## Speaker_0: ##
Do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow cars crash. Front-page newsworthy.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's not the car crash you autist. It's the fact that the battery bursts into fucking flames when it crashes.
## Speaker_2: ##
And you're stuck inside because the doors are more complex than the doors on the ISS
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## Walls1337bot: ##
how much did you lose on crap execution?
## Speaker_0: ##
Not 50k
## Walls1337bot: ##
you didnt actually save 50k their estimate is bad
## Speaker_0: ##
What's their estimate
## Walls1337bot: ##
50k
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## Speaker_0: ##
I tell men all the time u want to be rich and be financially free simple, save. Dont have kids parasites that just feed off your net worth and don't get married so they cant take half your net worth.
That woman is about to rape u in court and take all the money u have w... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
reveal yourself, ceo
## Speaker_1: ##
He already did a few AMA threads i believe
## Speaker_2: ##
Is this real?
## Speaker_3: ##
It’s definitely possible. In the past 5 years the highest the stock has been was $3405.00 per share. For 7.25 million dollars that would be rou... |
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>Referring to what he called “ridiculous and unfair” tariffs on U.S. imports, Trump said, “It’s going to stop — or we’ll stop trading with them. And that’s a very profitable answer, if we have to do it.”
alright look buddy if you're going to bluff don't make it so fuc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is actually pretty good, well done faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
yea except rhyme scheme is completely shit. disgrace to Eminem.
## Speaker_2: ##
Do better fag
## Speaker_1: ##
i suppose it's no surprise that the average user here doesn't understand how to rhyme words
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## Speaker_0: ##
The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s actually what I said in my response to them
## Speaker_2: ##
Proof or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>It was written on the back of what appears to be Shkreli's typed analysis of the computer programming language Python.
PLEASE POST SHKRELI PYTHON THOUGHTS
## Speaker_1: ##
Jesus he's such a fucking tool. Spends like 1 week learning the most forgiving scripting language... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>"Literally free money guys!"
>
>Buys one call
## Speaker_1: ##
A poor man's in the money calls is still an in the money call.
## Speaker_0: ##
>Poor man
>
>Jew
Your people must love you ��
## Speaker_1: ##
I started at 8k. Currently at 11... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Question: Is now the time to go long?
## Speaker_1: ##
fuck no.
## Speaker_2: ##
why?
## Speaker_1: ##
There have been many threads on this, and are several on the front page of wsb right now, as well as /r/investing.
## Speaker_2: ##
poster asks a question > shithead... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I would honestly not buy for long term in this market. I'm sticking with day trades right now. Every day is a guessing game and it seems we keep hitting new lows.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The fact that every day is a guessing day is the exact reason you should buy long term....... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"I only made that money by being frugal. No I can't pay for dinner."
## Speaker_1: ##
"How about you pay for dinner, and tomorrow I'll pay for a diamond necklace to match the sparkle in your eyes"
Bam.
Free dinner.
## Speaker_2: ##
lol.
"gotcha bitch!" as you stuff like... |
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