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Free my nigga Shkreli, so I can continue watching his weekly investment videos. It's been 8 months. Come on, popos. My boy didn't do nothing wrong.
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He did a few things wrong
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KYS
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Thats not funny to joke around about, says... |
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Then they can have an ad-free "premium" tier subscription for like $5 more per month. You fucks will pay and you know it.
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i would. can't stand commercials anymore
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For Netflix content? What’ve they got worth the price? It’s almost entirely ... |
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Great meme. Awful title
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The autism is strong with this one.
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I am one with the autism and the autism is with me
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I would watch Donnie Yen perform as an autistic martial artist...
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You would love Steven ... |
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I have $3k I’m going to put into something. What does everyone like here? I’m thinking BA or AMZN. Possibly Microsoft
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Spx
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I don’t see SPX on the earnings calendar. Do you think they’ll have a good ER? Maybe get bought out soon?
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with yields nearing 3.0%, no.
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ironic fair. I like it. Hipster.
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a gay mod gave it to me because he doesn't like bears
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I am sure the mods on WSB are told and possibly even paid to hold back certain postings on certain st... |
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He seems like a reasonable person.
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Stable genius
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Will Rouhani respond on Twitter? :)
In any case, I actually feel bad for Iran. They are the biggest enemy of ISIS and ISIS might outlive their government.
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I’m sure they w... |
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/r/all browser here. What the fuck is going on?
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Welcome to wsb! Go fuck yourself.
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Thanks! Go fuck yourself too.
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You'll fit right in here boy. Buy some UWTI tomorrow morning.
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Or grab the market by the bal... |
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lol if he didn't shit post he probably would've done just mere months or a couple of years at most, seems like he really bit himself in the ass by instigating an overzealous prosecution.
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He seems to simultaneously be incredibly smart and fucking stupid as ... |
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Any dates you recommend?
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i bought 10/4 hoping they keep burning their money on useless advertisement. this free shipping scheme is an obvious “WE NEED HELP PLEASE BUY $75 EVERY PURCHASE” which nobody is going to bite. the only chqnce to save macy’s is ulta ... |
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CHINA EMBASSY IN CANADA DEMANDS IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF HUAWEI CFO
https://twitter.com/Lee_Saks/status/1070472342982328321
TRADE DEAL IS OVER, TRUMP FUCKED IT UP ALL AGAIN.
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Look I want it to continue to crash as much as the next person but if mango man is ... |
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And now he’s at zero
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That's why I diversify my assets, if I buy Powerball or mega millions I get a few scratch tickets as well. It's a good plan to Cover your losses
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the lottery is great and goverment approved! so you know they're a legi... |
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hit 1... |
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Hes only down 25k. The options can still swing but friday was a great day for everyone. How could robinhood loan you 60k. Wtf?
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On a fucking trial. Like, yo wtf, you are attracting the young retards of the world, its your fucking mission statement. Then you ... |
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That pattern day trader badge of honor brings a tear to my eye, you cuck.
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As a non RH user what's that all about? Are trades not free for the company?
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It's not a robinhood thing, it's a government regulation thing. You can only do a set... |
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Whataburger just needs to expand nationwide
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As long as their quality doesn't drop. Granted I'm in Sa... |
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100% private lending to high risk credit individuals. Use dubious credit collection agencies to collect
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AMEX?
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$AXP
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AXP confirmed. I have a credit limit that's twice what I've earned in a year ever. (No it's not even c... |
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I don’t think socialism is the answer but why does the right pretend the minimum wage wasn’t set up to live off of. “no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country.” -FDR
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Goodbye.
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I've never been prouder of a group of people
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Still waiting for the flair to be added.
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Wait was this in 'time money'? Lol
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Yeah my SO is inexplicably a subscriber.
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Its 2018 bro just call him your boyfriend
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SO is shorter to type
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bf is shorter to type because theres less key distance
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Is it 2010?
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they had that movie recently though
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Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
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I actually liked it. It took a complete 180 on the whole "don't judge a person by their looks" message you see in a lot of childr... |
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This is a 1 day chart...
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That’s the point
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1 day is not 2 months....
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Jesus Christ that’s why I posted it
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Jesus Christ can't help with your arithmetic son
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i thought she did fine. the entire show was avoiding trump related
humor in honor of mother's day, so writers had less to work with.
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If you can't write something funny and blame it on the fact that you couldn't make it all about the president your shit... |
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Didn’t sell my calls when it hit $27...YIKES help I can’t sleep is this real life
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Same. I'm sure a lot of people didn't
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i can't fathom how fucking retarded people have to be to have held past $26 on monday... jesus christ you people need ... |
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Post his P/L.
I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.
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This, I've never met anyone with a home setup like this, or with a multi-monitor setup, that doesn't LOSE money year over year.
They trade way too actively - you could g... |
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what happened? Did AyyyMD’s fuel run out? MY CALLS
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Goes straight from $9 to $10.50 with basically no breaks or pause and this dude is still not happy enough lmao.
Must be holding 4/20 $12s lol.
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I’m holding 5/18 $14 haha
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PUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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The market had no cause to be green the past few days. Somehow people had convinced themselves that the tariffs were just regular Trump bluster and weren't gonna happen. Believed Cohn and Paul Ryan could somehow change Tr... |
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Live entirely off of passive income.
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This. My goal is to get to $2M and live off the interest. Call it a life.
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7 here. 2 for my kids and 5 for my wife and I.
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By "5 fo my wife and I". Do you mean 4.5 for her and .5 for yo... |
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Thank you Donnie, very cool! ������
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We’re about to hit prime buying opportunities for the next 2 years.
Once dems take control of the presidential spot all of these tariffs will be removed and we’ll all make a killing.
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unfortunately, it... |
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Big Cheeto Man, aka the Trade Warrior, in the crowd at :19
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Holy shit that's actually him. When I first read this comment, I thought you were saying that OP edited in Trump. But no he is ACTUALLY THERE
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He has a cameo in zoolander. He says a... |
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Honestly, kill myself.
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Atliving, money always comes and goes, but a life can be lost only once. [Chat right now](https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/), or call us at 800-273-8255.
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No, bot. When the money goes, I kill myself.
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"All aboard the yolo train,” one recently replied. “Full disclosure I did a bunch of Xanax and drank a bunch of coffee 30 minutes ago.”
This is clearly taken out of context. Shitty and lazy journalism strikes again.
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Of all my wonderful quotes, they pick *t... |
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this is not possible unless you can trade options
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There are tons of other derivatives/contracts you can trade that can can easily net this kind of return.
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Easily?
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If you guess right.
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See, that is ... |
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Hes right tho
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Fuck you. I need my lifted f350 to commute to my IT job and I dont want gas going up.
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Why don't you buy a Tesla like all your coworkers in IT
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As if we made enough
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New Ford F350: 34k
Pe... |
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a bear irl would fuck a bull up
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No way. Have you ever actually been near a full grown bull? Not a castrated steer but two thousand plus pounds of pointy horned testosterone fueled grass fed muscle?
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No doubt. A bull is a 1 ton killing mach... |
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According to AP, she didn't even give a concession speech to the people at her HQ rally. Wow....
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She's speaking this morning. I expect the concession then.
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She is speaking now. USA today has a live stream
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She spoke t... |
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its bothering me that you didnt make 4 more dollars so you could post it at 30k gains
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I too am bothered by that. Was planning on making a quick trade to fix that but I wanted to post on the six month and sadly its a Sunday. Oh well maybe tomorrow.
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Don't you dare doubt my beloved Best Buy.
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It's going to burn like Waco
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>crushed by next generation of shoppers
For real tho what does this mean?
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Old fucks that are buying electronics from Best Buy because they don't u... |
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This is a Quality meme
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It came from the heart.. or anus. Dunno, both hurt
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Swap the trump-tradewar with the fed-interest rates imo
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came here to say literally this
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If you came to anything, it’s literall... |
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Her lipstick looks smeared. Mah man
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Nah it's just a new look that reality stars and YouTube makeup tutorials are doing. Called snogging
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That's fucking ridiculous. I had to look it up because I thought you were bullshitting. You weren't... |
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Not sure that tariffs were supposed to help companies. Pretty sure they're meant to help the tax collectors.
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They are meant to be combative to unfair trade practices, like forced technology transfer and IP theft. Tariffs are probably the most generic tool ... |
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The Instagram whore industry.
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Shit isn't going anywhere though...
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Supply is increasing and price is decreasing though. In the old days they’d get flown out + 10k for a night, now you have to let 15 Arab dudes run a train on you just to get... |
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How to profit from this?
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Collect rainwater, but secretly so you’re not arrested
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Is there a stock that does this?
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It’s illegal so probably not
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Illegal to collect rain water? O want what you're smoking
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More like keeping their kids eyes away from toxic material. This is genius. There is way too much toxicness in our media now days. I would honestly pay for something like this that will guarantee that my kid will not see gay pride being forced down their throats. Shit I neve... |
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[I love the smell of five figure gains in the morning (~4%)](https://imgur.com/gallery/PcJrF)
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You going to hold those calls through December earnings?
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Yes. Jan’s are ‘19. Might sell Aprils if the share price blows through $60
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Fucking analysts....
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They gave us a golden buying opportunity. Do you think those clowns aren't loading up right now?
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Exactly what I said last night. And I was right.
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I don't know what to believe anymore
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You must tell us how you made 138%
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(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
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What was your strategy for XIV
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Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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What is gamma?
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Next. Boring, bonehead questions are not cool. Next.
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What's the difference between a "going up" option and a "going down" option?
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Sorry. These questions are so dry. They're killing me.
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Lol... |
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How many positions?
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Two positions, ~380 shares, cost basis around $262/share for both positions.
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Should've bought calls!
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Wasn't planned. Got a price alert on the symbol, made the trade while eating a burrito. Agree though... |
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lmao classic shkreli. I love how he might have even gotten away with like 0 jail time for the securities fraud, but joking about collecting hillary's DNA is what actually gets him locked up.
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He was getting a minimum of 3-5 years....
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Senten... |
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And yet I still have no idea how the stock hasn’t plummeted. All the other bad bets make sense in hindsight. This one is still trading ultra low volume, up after an atrocious miss, guidance down, no good news to prop it up.
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Because we all bought PUTS
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Yeah well today I made about $250 at my job so fuck you
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Better than me, I made $120.
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How many dicks is that?
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Well considering it's EMT work and I did see a dick today. It was 1 dick for $120 among other things.
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Holy shit their mission statement is just saying “we are an echo chamber. We are right. You are wrong. Will ban you if you think otherwise”
Those people are mentally ill, man.
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And yet on the front page every goddamn day.
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because Reddit... |
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Why does shit like this happen? Why do companies beat earnings and then the next day go to shit? Is it a good idea to buy it right after it goes down and wait for it to go back up again? I'm pretty sure I've seen a thread of some guy who did that on here I think and had kill... |
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I think the answer to this problem is more retarded mods
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Quantity of retarded mods, or quality of how retarded the mods are?
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Yes
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Mod that guy
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No
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Shut up faggot I bet you made mone... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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What color did you guys get?
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green, so it matches my mint juul pods
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Lol
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next time just upvote me
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I did. And now I’ll downvote your response. Perfectly balanced.
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JNUG was $4k a share in 2013 BUYBUYBUY
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Seriously? Holy shit that's so sick lol what the fuck happened
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Plz tell me you're not being serious. If you are, may I recommended browsing r/stocks or r/investing before coming back here and h... |
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Don’t let Bernie Sanders see this he is gonna be so pist
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Bro I hate it when my fellow liberals attack Jeffy B, Zuckdawg, Musk, and Kylie Jenner.
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Yeah, I just kinda hate when my fellow liberals just blindly attack the rich in general. I... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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The FEDs have been always threatening interest rate increases for the last few years. They’re actually doing it now.
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Funny how the rates haven’t been this high since the last republican president. The FED has an agenda, and no oversight. We need to audit t... |
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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What is it that has been done?
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Our POTUS is flaccidly trying to distract from the ratcheting up of the russia investigation and it's working like a charm because people are fucking retarded.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-conducted-predawn-rai... |
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JNUG or JDST?
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DD: I'm in JDST so you should inverse me and buy JNUG.
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Inverse what this man just said
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So inverse the inverse?
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Yes
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Bro, why are you dressed like a day laborer? Is this who we’re trading investment advice with.
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I’m a union dump truck driver in NYC. Do you know what our pay scale is?? I left a business operations gig for this.
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No.
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This doesn’t belong here
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I posted here to show you guys what a winner looks like for a change
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You made $100 in 2 months. I made $100 on my lunch break. Fuck off faggot.
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lunch break? I made $100 typing this post.
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You need to post their name in a comment.
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I thought that only worked if they had gold?
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Oh, I'm not sure. I'm witty enough where I always have gold.
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Buying yourself gold doesn't make you witty.
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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Hogs up, Soybean Oil up, Corn up, Wheat up, and Soybeans and up as well.
These daily bitching threads are little old.
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Tell my money that homo
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Someone will because you don't have it anymore.
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She'll come crawling b... |
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This screams #IamVerySmart
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More like I am very faggot.
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Seems to fit right in with the rest of wsb then.
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how dare you
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Seriously. We aim to knock people down one at a time. We don't apply blanket deroga... |
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Serious question: if some dingus tries selling "at market" what are the chances that this would fill?
Thank you for the answers.
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so...a market order? if I'm understanding your question, the odds of the order being filled are pretty much 100%. odds of yo... |
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I wouldn't short it until the disappoint on earnings again. That should spark a downward trend for a few quarters. This stock is a monster until then and for the future. Really its a stock you buy and hold for wealth.
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I have 14 shares bought @ $606. It's ... |
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Puts... after we just drilled? Smart.
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Dec 31st $249 Put. Got it when it was $1.66
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God damn son 6x isn't enough for you?
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This is WSB isn't it?
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Damn I’m happy with my 100% gain
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Plz $110 open baby.
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I will not curse at a windows 10 update for the rest of the year
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I will never pirate windows again.
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I will fucking change my default browser to bing
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Ok woah now, thats a little bi... |
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I thought it was assumed that if you've got your info on the internet it's in no way private to anyone who really wants to get at it.
Facebook probably knows more about me than the CIA cares to.
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Well from what I've read, the CIA has this program called UM... |
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That’s more than 85% of americans have in savings...
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Her family is wealthy and lived in one of the wealthiest districts in new york
If I was born into a wealthy connected family and only had 7 stacks id be a failure
My inmigrant barely speaking english gi... |
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Thank you Elon! The stock market would miss out on too much drama with Tesla going private. No short shorts, no lsd tweets, no funding secured, no funny pedo comments. It would be a loss in meme material for everyone.
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Only real truth I've read in this thre... |
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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If you say "I'm going to cut entitlements" the liberals go crazy, even though they rob the rest of us to pay for themselves... |
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Who could say he isn't right though?
about price gouging, not the fraud stuff
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He's aware that he did the thing. He did the thing himself. It's not like big pharma did it and he got the blame. He was big pharma in this instance.
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>"If t... |
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One of the largest growth area for banking assets in 2017 was "non-QM loans"
Aka, home loans to people with not great credit. You might even say they're....*subprime*
No one learns anything because people are cattle.
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> non-QM loans
Holy shit. I jus... |
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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Who pays for Brazzers? That's like buying Fiji Water.
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I buy Fiji water exclusively. You think I’d drink Nestle water like some r/personalfinance peasant?
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Fiji doesn’t even taste good. Evian is where it’s at
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How do I shor... |
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diversification is a great thing you know
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I don't enjoy investing I enjoy gambling
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Did you invest your entire portfolio and savings in AMD? and at what entry price?
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I invested my whole gambling budget into AMD. I have my... |
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Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy. Of course we blame him for the stock market going negative for the year.
(And yes, we are officially down for the year on all indicies)
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Holy shit, the stock market is not the economy you autismo. The e... |
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I like how he thinks “Obama’s numbers” were basically fake / inflated because he had low rates, but he also wants low rates which by his own logic would weaken his numbers
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The logic is that if our economy is perfectly fine with 0% interest rates, why contin... |
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How exactly were you able to borrow 55k? I would like to do the same. What is the interest you're paying on that loan?
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My platinum card has a 80k limit and I normally spend 20-30k a month of personal expenses on it. I got turbo high on adderal and thought t... |
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MU 7/20 65c? Now there's a meme I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time.
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it is all about the $90 7/20 now
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Only if you get exactly 502
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Lol, brutal, even with today's jump the bid on those is still only 6 cents. Th... |
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When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol
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he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.
## Spea... |
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Is that the first positive EPS too? One quarter ahead of schedule
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its not positive eps its -0.09
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Adjusted is positive, which was unexpected
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As is tradition. To the moon boiiiiz
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Is the moon straight fuck... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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they also lost performance bonuses
> Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000... |
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Should we long Twitter? Trump and Musk is bringing new life into the site.
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We bend over for twitter while going down on long Daddy Musk
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What is your flair supposed to mean?
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Honestly no idea.
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Huh... |
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My gf is Chinese, and she showed me some posts on Chinese social media about this while we were eating dinner last night. All her friends back in China are *livid* over this. A lot of Chinese people are pledging to never fly United ever again.
This keeps getting worse and w... |
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>Hints?
Someone inform the SEC right away.
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lol as if people who currently don't hold any official government position can be charged with insider trading. And even if they are current officials, they passed the [S.T.O.C.K. Act (Stop Trading on Congress... |
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I still don't know why people put so much into the market when still learning and losing money.
I started with $500, when I first started a couple years ago. Sure I lost it all, but it was a good learning experience.
Now I have close to six figures that I can manage withou... |
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amat calls iq puts
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Iq puts really? 140 price target
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140 price target? Which seekingalpha article did you read that shit on
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Lol it’s just the average on yahoo finance I think it’s just 2 dipshit analysts but still the numb... |
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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He cant go to jail. Not fo... |
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most part timers aren't interested in a long vesting RSU bro. also, i would rather take consistent $15/hour then occasional bonuses. so no, this is actually better for most amazon part timers.
i see all these $15/hour bashing but bro let me tell you this. i just recently... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Accountants in the same sentence as rappers and CEOs? I imagine few people have described this girl as intelligent.
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Can confirm, am a big 4 accountant and make under 100k in NYC. Poor as fuck.
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Industry accountant here still not rich, b... |
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Speculative biotech and WSB, name a better duo.
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autism and WSB
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$SNAP and Puts
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Snaps going to break 7 dollars you fool.
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in market cap? awesome!
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