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The end times are nigh.
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If Trump's the antichrist, all I can say is ... Satan, I am so disappointed.
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Actually now that you mention it... he fits the bill
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Holy shit he does...
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How so? Isn’t the devil supp... |
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I’m ocd’ing over that last share
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You must be really autistic
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You can’t buy 400k worth of calls and not be autistic savant
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400k? You’re going to be surprised tomorrow
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explain yourself Marty
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How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
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A lot of people.
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People get banned for asking for an invite?
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For some reason reddit has a piece of text saying "go fucking badger the moderators as if asking wi... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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As some one who has been in the market since 1996, I disagree. Where we are at is the "bear trap". I have no doubt this will end in tears for all the fools of WSB but we're still in the early stages of the mania phase. Expect a recession in 2 years.
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As s... |
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Why don't you just buy it now and make bank when everyone is fucking freaking out?
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Because you can't trade VIX directly you mouth breather. Options have expiration dates. VIX trades are time bound.
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Uvxy.
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Reverse splits o... |
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Get ready for another SEC investigation.
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if mast goes our way, I actually wouldn't be surprised if we had another investigation lol
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Another??
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once upon a time there was a man who we now refer to as "the great inverse". h... |
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Interactive Brokers.
Robinhood is for toddlers.
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I use TW is IB better?
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Yes.
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I just tried IB and was surprised that there's an app out there that's worse than TW.
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What's TW?
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Tast... |
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just hard love, fam.
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You actually paid for an ad to shitpost on wsb? Ahahahhahahahahahahhaja
You should get an ad for chew next time it dips
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I already do my best to promote Copenhagen.
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the welfare bear is better for thi... |
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I can't wait for this to go absolutely nowhere
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Seriously. It's going somewhere and it's going to be... Tax payers not paying to ship Amazon packages anymore.
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You do realize that much of USPS's financial issues are related to retiree health... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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Typically turning 4K into 367 isn’t a good thing.
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But I'm doing quick day trades, not long term investments. I thought it was decent for day... |
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Tried to short an Ally Bank savings account killed me
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Haha i died so hard
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Haha me too on the inside. Still waiting for the gif to load though.
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F
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A
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When is the last time a president had this strong of an economy at a mid term election? I mean if he just would shut up and let the market go, the reps would be sitting pretty.
Instead, he could reasonably put the country into a recession before his reelection if the trade... |
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There's almost 4k volume (with over 5k OI) on $300 calls expiring fucking tomorrow.
Also 200 open interest on $350 calls expiring tomorrow.
Raise your hand if you are in these. I expect at least half of this sub is in those $300 calls for tomorrow and the other half in tho... |
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6334 [The Story of the Hoover Dam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNQ4-Cm5AhY94772)
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Looks promising. Maybe because I'm a psych major I know how huge of a problem Alzheimer's is and is going to become with all these baby boomers ... |
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Boomers set their kids up for economic collapse.
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And didn't even get rich in the process, bunch of failures.
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Yeah but they did a bunch of blow
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Rich in “experience”
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Yeah they waved some signs in suppo... |
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why be a drug dealer when you can turn $50k into over $500k on weed stock options??
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I can't wait until we get weed futures. Imagine some high school pot dealer buying puts to hedge his product
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in a mature weed stock market, there won't be... |
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Lol, my co-worker said she is “done with Facebook” and is now only posting on Instagram. I didn’t even bother to tell her.
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You should've
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> should've
should of
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Can't tell if meme or no
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Elon was the catalyst they needed. You know they kicked the rescue effort into high gear when they heard this psychopath was on his way over with his kid sized death trap.
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When I saw the “submarine,” I was at a loss as to how it was any better than just dr... |
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Seems like market manipulation to me. Dip the market before open, send it low so people sell, and then buy at the lowest and artificially send it skyrocketing before end. This isn’t healthy.
Anyone with long puts into February are going to make thousands, if not tens of th... |
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Positions or ban
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168 shares at 3.80 for the 27th. sold at around 26.50 per option
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doesn't even know the difference between a share and a contract. makes half a mill in a day. nice
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if it makes you feel any better, everyone... |
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Go fund me is the biggest scam in the game lol
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Been saying this for years lmao. Plenty of chicks post their pic and a sob story about needing help for bills or college and people actually donate to that shit.
They use the money for whatever ofcourse.
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made me think of this.
http://time.com/money/4211862/quicken-loans-rocket-mortgage-super-bowl-ad/
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A popular movie about how haphazardly handing out housing loans contributed to the worst economic recession of our lifetime comes out
Three months later mill... |
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Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
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29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
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Why are you fat or something?
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Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
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Bought my first calls yesterday and sold one for 100% return today. Am I genius now?
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Did you hedge your risk?
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No, it was cheap as shit. Only risked $11. I just wanted to try options out lol.
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You mean $11,000 right?
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As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
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What stream? I'm lost.
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Tldr is ... |
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My thesis is that we're about to see what they did with the iPhone X extended to the MBA (the best selling model) and the iPad Pro: unit sales might decline but the ASP will dramatically shoot up.
The MBA will also sell like hotcakes. Hell, I fucking want one. It's just the... |
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Trade wars are easy.
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Memba when everyone realized that US corporations actually still control over %50 of the planets GDP. I memba, cause it was this morning.
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Why do people think the US is shit like we have like 85% of the world’s wealth. ... |
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This is all from $297 Put 9/25
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How much did you put on the line?
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Everything, so it’s not nearly as impressive as my ROKU gains, but it’s the same $ I gained, so I can’t complain!
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nice man. keep the hot streak going. 3 or ... |
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I've had moviepass's back until last night when I wanted to go to a movie and they wanted me to pay an 8 dollar surcharge. Suck my dick moviepass.
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Why were you so fucking stupid up until last night?
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Never invested but I wanted it to ... |
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Will the stock go up this week?
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Yes. More savings accounts being opened daily
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SEC incoming
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This is a public disclosure, though?
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Idk. Replay the earnings call and tell me
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Have had many discussions on this topic with other analysts and we all agree that our behavior has become a lot more defensive towards women at the office. We all follow a set of unspoken rules to prevent any possibility of a female coworker "crying wolf" for an unforeseen r... |
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It won't "pop" in the same way housing or tech will because of the reasons you said yourself.
What can happen is that it will effect other industries such as the housing industry because with massive amounts of debt, less people will be able to afford a mortgage.
But ... |
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Don't forget, in China, there aren't laws restricting attack ads between companies. Can't wait for the Chinese budget airlines to start poking fun of UAL.
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Do they have these laws in the states?
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Yes, that's why it's always Tide vs Leading... |
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Watch my options expire worthless.
Looking for one final yolo to end all yolos. Suggestions welcome
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All in Amzn 4/27 calls
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Might be better off just buying AMZN shares outright instead of options? Always hard to tell if the option premiu... |
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Gonna buy some spy put at open. Idk, just gut feeling lol.
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Share that feeling, except i did already 8/24
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Same! Let's start a prayer circle
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*suicide circle
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i’m in bought spy puts before close today - ... |
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So it's either going up or down...
Thanks for the red alert brother
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Just make sure to place your positions accordingly. Either calls or puts would be best.
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Oh fuck I'm buying AND selling to maximize tendies.
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Is this that... |
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what game is this? Is it real money?
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It's my life savings
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You can buy leveraged ETF's on Robin hood?
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Yes, why wouldn't you be able to?
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Well I thought they would have rolled out options before ETF's. I... |
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Too many words tell me what to buy
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CAT Calls October 4th $140s and then in October buy the November $140 Puts.
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Check what’s happening this morning to futures. You still feeling positive about this strat? Not a shitpost. Genuinely intereste... |
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You don't actually have to buy them in bulk. Ask your broker to chop off just a small piece, depending on how much money you have. It's a common service that any broker has to do for you, they just don't advertise it because it's additional work for them, lazy bastards.
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Actually seems pretty genuine.
They're offering an entire, free package for all their consumers to protect themselves. A huge cost, but it'll go a long ways.
Plus, this incident isn't that detrimental to the company. Take a look at their history - there's been worse.
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All in zero day calls (or puts) at open about 10-15 points OTM. After it moves 10-15 points, sell your calls (or puts) and switch to puts (or calls).
Srsly this bipolar shit is no fun
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Eli5
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Look up options for SPX. Look at the ones t... |
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I shorted it by leaving. Best financial decision ever.
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Californian here. This is the best advice.
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Except people get pissy towards us when we move into their territory. I know Portland people, and Dallas folks don't like Californians.
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I got married on Friday the 13rd
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how's that goin
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Not bad
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Can you give us any tips?
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Giving the tip is how he ended up married.
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As some one who has been in the market since 1996, I disagree. Where we are at is the "bear trap". I have no doubt this will end in tears for all the fools of WSB but we're still in the early stages of the mania phase. Expect a recession in 2 years.
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LOL it's like people asking where the money goes when the value of a stock drops. It's fucking intrinsic! The sheer stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me, we're heading towards the movie Idiocracy actually being our reality.
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But my fidget spinner... |
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The 100 share+ car discount is sweet though.
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What is this?
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You get get a lower price on cars at the dealers. Plan A is the employee discount and Plan X is a discount given to many different people affiliated with Ford including but n... |
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She said I was everything she's been looking for.
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She meant honest.
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So let me be honest.
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Making money is not what I thought it would be.
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This business kills the part of life that is essential... |
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One less pump before the dump I guess. Good God, the streets are going to run red tomorrow.
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According to what? This entire correction is completely overblown and the smart money is picking up everything at a fire sale. This will trade flat into the new ... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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amazing how the venn diagram between the_donald / wsb is almost a direct overlap of unsuccessful losers
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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Jokes on you faggot I sold at 14.49.
Daddy’s eating steak tonight!
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That means you are not a holder, autist. Try and follow along
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I was a Put holder until I made mad gains and cashed out, you septic tank-autist.
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Then you ... |
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Okay, stupid questions. But are these his actual tweets? I’ve tried to find some but can’t. If so, Elon is my fucking homie.
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just checked, this is a real tweet. Go to twitter, his account and then hit tweets and replies. You wont find it under tweets.
http... |
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What did you eat? There’s green poop smears all over that chart.
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I scale into positions. All winning trades
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Are those fanned out green lines just where you bought or is that some TA thing?
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The lines are showcasing a... |
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What's the story between,"Robinhood " and ,"White Supremacy?"
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Some people feel inferior, and imagine there's an outside force to blame, like a big demon holding them down. The demon puts them in chains, and follows them wherever they go, so whenever they tr... |
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Quality post
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Quality poast
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Quality roast
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Quality toast
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Quality boast
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Quality yoast
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What does this means for my MU 90's?
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You may as well pre-order a lambo
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Hey, how come I can’t find MU 90c’s on robinhood? I’m looking at 12/7 calls but only see up to $55 calls. I want to get in on it if it’s such a lucrative position.
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Positions?
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I closed out the majority of my positions that got me these gains. Should I post my current positions?
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Post closed position that led to this gain/yolo, history tab.
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https://imgur.com/a/Sj7Xn9H
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Fuck the dumbass loan why are you googling if you can overdose on listerine?
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One time when I was a little kid, like 8-9 years old, me and my neighbor decided to go on a hike through the woods behind our house. He said he'd bring something to drink if I brou... |
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Still tying to find what the catalyst is today. Am I blind wtf.
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The S&P has been treading water trying to stay around 2400, I guess the Comey/Trump nonsense was the catalyst to just give up (for now).
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You don't think it was the whol... |
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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That’s a way better rate than a margin loan. Just saying.
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It was actually 0.13% this year but it fluctuates +- 0.05%
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Is t... |
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2150 strike weeklies lol. The 2000's not yolo enough for you?
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My ass is broke as a joke I gotta shoot wayyy out of the money when IV is this high
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S P R E A D S
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Alright brother help me out because I’m new at options strate... |
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Those fries look cold.
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They weren’t
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Why'd everyone else get plates?
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Cuz this was a tendor basket and they got sandwiches
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Savages.
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Yeah ik
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Because we have a new NAFTA already drafted and agreed by the 3 countries
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It hasn’t been agreed on. All the countries have to ratify in their legislature. It has to get past the new Dem house.
It’s far from a done deal.
People celebrating moon Monday wa... |
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Holy fuck that's a terrible list of subreddits to be associated with. If you were part of making it GFY.
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I thought we fit in nicely
1. actual suicide
2. financial suicide with idiots
3. flat earthers
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I just assume half the people s... |
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my parents were trying to buy a new build in south florida. prices were outrageous
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I live near ATL (suburbia) and 3 bed town homes are going for $400k.
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I bought my house near Raleigh, NC, in April of 2016. Market value is already up al... |
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They have 40b in net cash. Zuck, buy back some fucking stock you fuckwit
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Why not just buy the calls?
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I've never heard of a company buying calls on their own stock.
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Tesla did it.
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You leave big daddy Elon... |
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When they miss growth numbers and go on an expedition to Earth's core you will be remembered.
Edit: Turns out they even overshot earths core, next stop Chyna.
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Any reason to think this?
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Their shitty tv shows and movies
Also everyone expec... |
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I think cnbc did that to him on purpose. A lot of big banks probably dont like him...pumped in some noise of goats fucking or something to make him look stupid.
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I watched the full video clip. He was hearing completely unrelated audio in his headset, which ... |
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Said this before, but they really need to take away his CEO position. And his Twitter.
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Half of Teslas perceived value is wrapped up in Musk being a demigod though
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I would think a subreddit called Wallstreetbets would be so much happier about this.
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everyone's asleep because most people here have high school at 7am
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[A peek at what I'm holding that's going to pop tomorrow.](http://imgur.com/Iwzg20K)
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If anyone here does, I would like to work at the Goldman Sachs
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What about UBS?
## Speaker_0: ##
I don't care
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You have less hours, higher wages, and more upward mobility.
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I don't care
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You get tr... |
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God damn this is so fucking funny. The way he bounces at the end. I'm laughing so hard my boss knows for sure I am not working.
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Quit your job and buy options from your couch. No longer need to worry about your boss
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How many people have don... |
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10 years of tax deduction? *Niiiiiiicceee*
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Is it that simple in the US to deduct losses from RH against you tax bill?
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Yep 3k loss deduction from taxes is a a freebie pretty much for us American Autists
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That's actuall... |
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Source or ban. It's too early to deal with this shit.
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Aw 8:35 am is early? I'm sorry my little boo boo. Get a real job and wake up at 6
Anyways it was Joshua Fineman who posted it
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waking up at 6am is the poorest move there is
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All this effort and I didn't even promise you maple syrup. I only had 50 shares and you're all carrying on like I took out a second mortgage. Can't tell if you're easily trolled or just drama queens. I was having fun though don't care if you're mad. :)
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Are ... |
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Please, Enron Musk is the biggest food stamps consumer in the entire country. $5B in subsidies till 2016, and it had increased only exponentially since then.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
## Speaker_0: ##
it means he is going to jail soon.
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some DD on OP: OP is middle aged+, engineer+, The_donald poster- (could be troll), r/soccer poster (good sign). Not good enough for me to trust OP
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Jesus, we're not even welcomed here? Reddit sucks
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Pro Trump and anti-/r/The_Donald is a ... |
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Cheap lesson. Wait till u play fds. If u didn't gtfo tmus with in 5 mins of opening ur fd were worthless
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what is fds, sound cool and I want to play
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Faggot delights
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Only faggots allowed
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congrats on your gains but damn boy, you bought puts on QQQ? At least your calls on it cancelled out the put and some.
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It looks like a strangle, betting on volatility. As long as there's significant enough movement towards one leg you'll make money regardle... |
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And if it moves the wrong direction of your bet you get a massive margin call. Am i correct?
Most of the trades done here you simply lose the capital you invested if gone completely wrong.
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Not if you have stop losses set in place, and unlike equities st... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you just blew up and can't afford the subscription, here's a PDF, or the text.
https://files.fm/u/vw6qnfq6
US president Donald Trump warned Russia to prepare for a US strike against Syria, shrugging off a
warning from Moscow that it would respond by targeting American “... |
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cool, I just ordered a legion of leprechauns and elves from Tesla, had to pay cash upfront
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I actually think your order will get delivered before any truck or serious ramp up on Model 3
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Since everyone always acts like Tesla cant produce aut... |
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Honestly can we appreciate how fucking sick the wsb logo is
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I really want to make a background out if it but cant find anything for android
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Change to iPhone
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What and be gay?
## Speaker_3: ##
Don't be gay man that's ... |
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So you were trying to make $20 from your spread?
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Each contract handles 100 stocks so 2000$.
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2000$ profit, while his risk if he didn't let the puts expire was $50,000, right? Is this supposed to be a good deal?
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They were o... |
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"I will comply with anything that comes with this mistake"
Wtf, sounds so submissive. Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
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> Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
If you call 911 and hang... |
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Get those numbers!
Recommendation: Chambers of commerce meetings for your local area has great networking potential.
The last one I attended, there was a girl from $JPM or CharlesSchwuab, I forgot what she said.
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You clearly got a lot out of it hahaha
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You should withdraw the money from the loan, pay off the loan, then start trading options. You have enough to day trade if needed to exit early.
Start with vertical spreads and stay under $5 wide and you can make a pretty steady income.
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Can you teach me?
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Did anyone watch Simpsons episode where Homer bought cartoon company shares ? hilarious
## Speaker_0: ##
share link fuckface
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for free !?
make him an offer you hobo.
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I offer an upvote, that's as good as he's gonna get
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Really hoping that someone can take some time to explain how any of this works.
This is incredible.
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In it's simplest form it's buying contracts you hope will be worth more at a later date. One small but important caveat is every contract has a lifespan so ... |
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Papa Buffett still has $95B in cash on Berkshire's books so I wouldn't worry about our boy in a bear market
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The dude literally loves bear markets
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I swear I saw some headline a few months ago that he was complaining that prices were too ... |
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>FUNDING SECURED
- OP
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Now imagine if Tesla changes the buyout price to 380 per share.
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Pretty sure thats not going to happen. If there is funding available for $420 / share but Tesla only offers $380 / share then I'll be joining the cl... |
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Whenever you go to buy/sell a stock, before you click place order, do the opposite of whatever you were going to do.
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wow hilarious. i knew i would get some sarcastic comments so thanks
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you're on WSB mate
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oh is this not th... |
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Shit's bad when even the libs want the 50s back.
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lol at calling /r/latestagecapitalism liberal.
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Progressive??
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Leftist is probably the best general term. Most are some kind of socialist, which comes in lots of flavors, aut... |
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AKA they are not giving that money to the Freddie / Fannie shareholders. And why should they when they rake in that kind of cash and can use that money to pay for trump's tax cuts, trillion dollar infrastructure bill, and to pay down the debt? If they keep the status quo or ... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too ex... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Elon secretly: "Please buy Tesla so I don't go broke."
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Are you kidding? SpaceX pulls in a pretty damn good bit of money. Even if tesla fails hard, he can still make it off of SpaceX alone.
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People always say this, both are kept afloat thank... |
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Is Elon Musk Kanye-Westing?
## Speaker_1: ##
Is that what we call going insane these days?
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Is Kanye considered “insane” now?
## Speaker_2: ##
You gotta admit Kanye’s got issues in the head. Like politics aside, he’s been under a lot of mental strain si... |
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Fuck off Bezos, nobody's going to use Amazon Pay. it's the Google+ of payment processors.
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I'm not convinced Bezos has any idea what actually sells. Did anyone besides him think people would buy the Fire Phone? Why did that exist, and how the fuck did he thi... |
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