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[INST] I would have thought the EU retaliatory tariffs would have hit hard but they didn't hit at all. [/INST] They weren't designed to affect our economy, they were targeted specifically to only hurt the industries of certain swing states. Europe is afraid to get in a real trade war. The trigger would be China, if they follow through with their retaliation we'll probably see a drop in the market but it seems like right now nobody believes it.
[INST] And slow down growth? Fuck that [/INST] Ally calls to stick it to personalfinance
[INST] I was so close to rolling out my July calls to January $70 calls, I greedily wanted an extra $3-4. So dumb. [/INST] yes, you and me both. i compounded the idiocy by opening some pre earnings lotto calls (nothing too huge), but i'm definitely giving away 100% profit on 1 strike, and 2 other small positions will be straight red. at this point i have rolled pretty much everything minus the 'only sanbae can fix these' calls into jan 19 70c. i'm also sitting on quite a lot of equity too that has an avg price around $58.
[INST] Shitstain bird has made an excellent real estate decision on where it wanted to nest Ole buddy with the max range scat launching really digs the spot and wants to try and get big boy to take a hike so he can have that sweet ass spot Source is I took a class in high school where we spent way too much fucking time learning about nesting patterns in various birds [/INST] Ahh. Nature is lovely
[INST] what the fuck you talking about? bought my intel i7 6700K in 2015 and it shows no signs of slowing down [/INST] My bad. Hows your apple watch doing?
[INST] I think you mean GS Marcus for a fat 1.7% [/INST] Sounds pretty risky dude. Would probably shit myself waiting for the extra .1%
[INST] Yeah, it's no joke. She seemed to have everything, family, wealth and success, but she didn't have peace of mind. Very sad for her and her family [/INST] I don't have family, wealth, or success but I have peace of mind. I'm fucking rich yo.
[INST] Good call [/INST] You think it will be at $60 by end of this week? I’d like to close the position early if possible
[INST] I'm up $2500 on /es futures today...This is a bad sign. I'm definitely going to lose it all soon. [/INST] Just make sure you have right stops and you’ll be ok.
[INST] Because dude. Look, the president uses them as his main communication method. Lookup the 'fireside chats' that FDR used to do. Twitter is the new fireside chat. I'm telling you man, this stock is so undervalued. Look at the chart. They went so negative after IPO they still haven't climbed all the way out. They will! that stock is going to 70 dollars by 2020 or I will eat my own dick. Not really, but you know. [/INST] > Lookup 'fireside chats' that FDR used to do. Twitter is the new fireside chat. Lol...ugh this hurts to read
[INST] repost [/INST] Guess i should have scrolled before posting
[INST] See the $0.51? That’s how much he paid per share. Option contracts are sold in bundles of 100, so for each contract he actually paid $51.0 He will be profitable at expiration if the underlying is below $13.49. There’s also implied volatility, which adds value to the position depending on the time remaining till expiration, and how volatile the underlying has been recently. [/INST] so do you always subtract the per contract price from the strike price to figure out where profits start?
[INST] You can't make the stuff up, from shit you see on this sub. [/INST] the prime example of reality is more unbelievable than fiction
[INST] Missed it by that much [/INST] 68 cents
[INST] Fuck, ain’t that the truth. I’m trying to stay strong but I’ll be back to cry about it if I puss out. [/INST] Seeing the jump at the end of today after it went down to pre-May madness levels makes me think it might have bottomed out today, so that's nice. What calls are you holding?
[INST] What do you mean? It says $4080 right in the pic. [/INST] I think he is wondering if that is the value in actual shares with the x100 multiple... 🤦🏻‍♀️
[INST] Labor participation rate includes my 2 year old son and retired grandfather. Using it as some gauge of economic health is an awful idea. Not to mention we have the largest generation hitting retirement age and the post millennial generation massively delaying workforce entry by going into college. Think those might have a significant influence on labor participation rate? [/INST] > Using it as some gauge of economic health is an awful idea. Why? Those people still need to be supported by something don't they? You can't just strike all your expenses from your balance sheet and call your company 'healthy'.
[INST] Thought about that. Leverage doesn't increase % of portfolio, so you're still capped at 100. [/INST] You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
[INST] Who does that though? You place a bet you go down with the ship. [/INST] 'tis the WSB way
[INST] lol try sending a mod message [/INST] Thanks bro. Trynna share my finance story so these fuckin shmucks don’t make the same mistake. But mods gna fuckin mod
[INST] What chart do you analyze? 5 day 5 min had Cci low ichi as support rsi at 40 imp vol was High tho [/INST] RSI is 83 on the daily chart. You could hope to catch some whipsaw action moving up, but I doubt you’ll get a sustained rally until the RSI takes a breather.
[INST] I hope you are right about next week. Cause I got some 6/15 35 calls that are fucking me rn [/INST] You could always wait for a pop (of any size really) then get out and just roll to a longer term. I hate holding OTMs as expiry approaches. Every day is an automatic bloodletting as long as you don't get the insane pop you need. Sometimes it's better to get out of those and into something longer because you won't get killed as badly by extrinsic losses and you can still capture the gains if/when it pops.
[INST] They've been coming back for a while. I liked them since 9. But the drops around the last earnings were pretty bad and I don't like the short-term pattern right now after the rebound we've seen. [/INST] Yeah - if anything it’s been super frustrating if you are one of those who have been following it for a year + now.
[INST] What happened? [/INST] His fish died.
[INST] Probably ROPE. Shorting fang ina bull market is asking to die [/INST] I made 500% on NFLX FD puts back in April because they were cheap. ¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯
[INST] 20 Do u even cost basis? [/INST] Movie tickets are like $18 in NYC
[INST] Fuck yes. Have you seen a torrid catalog? [/INST] This is really messing with my mind. No, what's that?
[INST] Someone apply, let us all buy puts, and start killing any animal that even comes near a Delta plane. [/INST] the stupid thing is that it would legitimately be cheaper and *mostly* legal
[INST] yea, we waiting for robinhood to liberate canada from evil corporates [/INST] They need to open a physical office in Canada in order to do business with you fags up north.
[INST] What is the P/E on your brain? [/INST] 'Tingtong' means something like *crazy idiot*. It's a clear indicator that he learned to speak Thai from cheap hookers.
[INST] solid legacy [/INST] It’s on my resume
[INST] how do u develop your frontal lobe more if ur in that age [/INST] Options trading
[INST] You should be a good amount ahead today my dude. [/INST] Let the tendies keep flowing muh dudes.
[INST] Right but then what. No way we keep going up. Sold half my shares for now. [/INST] Why not? Why should they not go up?
[INST] Let's flip that total return shall we? 💱 [/INST] Curious to know if any of you boys know what Computex is.. and what AMD is presenting.. like.. tonight..?
[INST] Well, you may not actually GET 'The Call', but trust me, you'll get the Call. As having in the past been the guy that made 'The Call', I was thrilled when people dodged me. Those calls suck. [/INST] Nowadays its a margin email.
[INST] I'm not day trading per se, but really planning and keeping up with the market to plan my move 10-15 minutes before market close. EDIT: and yes, I'm trading options, not stupid ass pussy stocks [/INST] > EDIT: and yes, I'm trading options, not stupid ass pussy stocks You just hate pussy stocks because you're a faggot
[INST] Seriously I cannot believe the bids that are out there on far OTM MU July calls. I've been a retarded MU bull since 2013 but even I would never think of buying that shit. [/INST] Other robinhood users maybe haha
[INST] He thought he could suicide by tossing it in [/INST] Didn't even have the electrical cord. What an oddity.
[INST] If you don’t know how to do a google search you shouldn’t be tra.... Sorry I forgot this is wall street bets. You belong here. [/INST] Double head dildo ass to ass fuck image
[INST] If you’ve got $1,000 and 10yrs to wait, you too can be a TSLA owner! [/INST] That’s not too bad. U could put 250k for a roadster in 2020 when tesla might not even be around
[INST] and the fact you didnt post any positions means youre a lying faggot, congrats on your LARP game [/INST] Still salty, huh? I know, losing is painful. You'll get through it though The trade is in my post history, which you're clearly going through. Try a little harder.
[INST] Lol, you have obviously not been watching the stock. Facebook is still undervalued. [/INST] I was with you until undervalued.
[INST] Its not a rule, but a a good rule of thumb to live by and was a gilded post at some point i believe. Im not saying close it all out but collecting tendies never hurt anyone [/INST] Exactly. No one ever went lost money by taking profits. Many people have lost money by getting greedy.
[INST] Was planning on doing it when it hit $12, but pussied out. I guess $13 is just as good. [/INST] Lol what could go wrong with this line of thinking? But hey man you go ahead, I’ve got some calls that are doing nicely, one or two more green days would be sweet.
[INST] They are switching away from Intel. But we don't know if they are switching to AMD (one theory) or to their own Custom ARM based chip. [/INST] I see. Maybe in house ARM chips for better battery life in the 12' macbook but AMD/Intel for pro line then
[INST] OP’s mother? [/INST] Only need to be a dollaraire for that ride.
[INST] You can’t spell faggot without MU [/INST] I checked the dictionary and confirmed that this allegation is true
[INST] JDeez going to be at 41-43 by 6/18 homie. [/INST] I can only get so erect. I've got calls at $36, $39, and $40
[INST] >Investor [/INST] Bahahaha.
[INST] >The Fed’s give a shit. hahahaha [/INST] [Facebook gave data access to Chinese firm flagged by US intelligence](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/05/facebook-gave-data-access-to-chinese-firm-flagged-by-us-intelligence.html)
[INST] I know what I'm doing but it's good to have customer service. Platforms make mistakes, and if I have to scramble to talk to someone to correct something, I'd rather use a trusted broker. I couldn't care less about 'advanced trading platforms' or educational content. [/INST] Ya totally. Wasn’t trying to imply you don’t know what you’re doing :) Sometimes they do mess up with transfer and I have to do it several times to get it through. Could never get anyone on the phone
[INST] Are you me? [/INST] I am you!
[INST] If you do this multiple times, is it a Ponzi scheme if you only sell to yourself? 🤔 [/INST] In that plan you'll always get burned.
[INST] How do you know banks are next? Just curious [/INST] They're severely underpriced.. Look at BAC and JPM P/E. It's incredible they're dropping and it's because of the trade shenanigans. Company fundamentals are strong, growth is there, laxing of regulations, and interest rates may be raised sometime this month 1/4 a percent. The signs are there and a long call for the year on some of the big finance companies may be the move, especially how cheap they are now
[INST] So like... he could have got the discount after 5... [/INST] But then he wouldn’t have 502 of these beauties.
[INST] 6 what? Tendies? Chocolate chip cookies? [/INST] Either one is better than me.
[INST] Yeah, but that only goes to show that once /u/haupt91 showed up things actaully began to pick up [/INST] admins suspended him lol.
[INST] Diamonds are a scam and people are slowly realizing it. You deserve to suck dicks [/INST] You too
[INST] Good boo boo. You know how to get a hold of me. [/INST] Oh for sure. Catchup soon
[INST] If he hasn't been celebrating for the past two weeks, it's probably puts [/INST] Maybe he bought today
[INST] Look at it this way... it's up 6% since March, before Trump started on all his bullshit about USPS. It's not a crazy extension of the stock price. [/INST] 6% in 3 months is fast, especially when you consider that this is a huge company. Even more so when you consider that it's outside of earnings announcements.
[INST] I grabbed BAC shares at 29.09. Any reason why it’s down ? Seems to be at support here [/INST] It wont be below 30 much longer shares are good
[INST] We already lost. Can't lose anymore [/INST] We were(are) the largest most prosperous economy in the world. I wouldn't call that 'losing'. We started losing ground with all the tariffs against our allies but Trump could undo that with a snap of his fingers
[INST] You mean a “normal earther” or “earther” for short. [/INST] This sub is well known for its support of flat earth theory research
[INST] Well try a bunch of limit sell order in 10 contracts or so batches.. And buy some itm calls if you are still bullish and have some money left. [/INST] > if you...have some money left Nigga bought 502 far OTM July MU calls and you think he has money left?
[INST] I was probably drunk. [/INST] One of us
[INST] Wall Maria? [/INST] On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the random Trump Tweet and were disgraced to live in these cages we called ITM Calls.
[INST] It's legit as far OTM that's available on the Nasdaq chain. 7/13 options only go to 85 lol. [/INST] > 7/13 options only go to 85 lo MU doesn't even go to 65
[INST] what's the entry point for AMC? [/INST] one person to buy the tickets at the front door, then he opens the side door for the 13 friends.
[INST] $IQ is the next meme stock. Load up while you still can [/INST] $5k in equities and $5k in puts means I'm hedged, right?
[INST] Its brilliant but also seems incredibly stupid in the long run. [/INST] Well yes that is why there is the 'and dump' part of the equation
[INST] Etrade [/INST] Thanks! I've been mostly using Robinhood, but recently started Schwab. I don't know how much I like it so far, tbh. I'll check out E-Trade.
[INST] MU to 70? Top kek [/INST] 64 is all I need bby
[INST] Largest single holder, but she’s not selling. She’s very active and looks to be a big part of WYNN moving forward. [/INST] Oh great, a woman trying to change my gambling.
[INST] I TOOK OUT A LOAN LAST WEEK FOR LIKE 10K TO BUY SCRATCH OFFS IDK HOW MUCH IVE SPENT SO FAR MAYBE HALF BUT IVE WON LIKE 300 BUCKS SO ITS WORTH IT ESPECIALLY WHEN I HIT THAT JACKPOT CASHTAGESKEETIT [/INST] WHAT
[INST] https://youtu.be/VCVMNT86FB4 [/INST] This brought tears of joy to my eyes
[INST] Like I said, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. [/INST] gotta put that limit order in the night before.
[INST] If you wanted to find that out you didn’t need to make an entire post [/INST] that's what the portfolio page is for.
[INST] It's hedging and/or speculating, for WSB though, just pure gambling. [/INST] i mean... what's the difference between gambling and speculating, REALLY? speculating is just a classier term.
[INST] If (!RobinHood) { MustBePaperAcc(); } [/INST] Bootcamp material code....sigh...
[INST] Only bought 3 contracts so worst case I’m out $375 letting them expire on the 15th. [/INST] Go FD on Friday calls if you're not an Autist
[INST] I thought Ryzens came out last year and got rekt by Intel like 1 month later, bc that’s what you do to your annoying little step brother. [/INST] If you think they got rekt you are out of the loop. RYZEN is gaining market share and winning tech awards. Check for yourself.
[INST] Thanks buddy [/INST] Why did you buy 500? Why not just a few to test the waters if you weren't sure what you are doing. I seriously suggest at least dumping 90% of those at the loss you have or you will have your whole amount destroyed by the time it rolls around.
[INST] U good! Hold! It’s about to shine. [/INST] >U good! Hold! It’s about to shine. Thanks. You're the reason why I got them LOL
[INST] I lol'd [/INST] He’s right though...
[INST] You heard all this shop shit from me fokes. Called it from 97 [/INST] I started accumulating since $22. My average is $72 for 4,444 shares. 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
[INST] Sorry I'm a noob but what does OI mean? Yeah Robin Hood shows different options than Frankfurt, unlucky [/INST] Open Interest..
[INST] also isnt me m8 [/INST] Obviously. This isn't a Grindr screenshot, so no way it could be you
[INST] 64 is all I need bby [/INST] I got u fam
[INST] Really though, why is MU at such a low PE vs its comps when it seems to be doing pretty well? [/INST] Some dumb analystits keep screedching 'CyCiLickALaacaAkale'
[INST] Or just burning your money [/INST] I do believe, in this particular case, it was the latter
[INST] i dont get it [/INST] to be fair, you have to have a very high iq to get it
[INST] Damn twitch thots! [/INST] I think the real question here is, can we copystrike them?
[INST] Boring bonehead questions are not cool [/INST] You have to understand, you’re boring and cyclical (did I hit all the memes?)
[INST] Any app that uses the browser api is running safari. You tap a link in Reddit, Facebook, Messenger, Twitter, etc. it’s Safari handling the requests and rendering within the app. Yes if you have Chrome installed you can do the extra work of tapping share and then “open in Chrome” but that is a very very small percentage of iOS web traffic. [/INST] Nah I'm pretty sure even then it's basically safari with a different skin
[INST] What about it’s split from intel? That has to have a pretty big affect? [/INST] Why? Why is it bad for MU? You realize that with that partnership MU has been required to sell INTC supply at cost? That supply can now be sold for profit.
[INST] hey I support that man [/INST] Child support is especially expensive for an autistic child.
[INST] Fade Google and Facebook [/INST] Google is the internet's home page It's not going anywhere ever
[INST] You aren’t fucked yet, but once you get that cash from the AMD selloff you’ll be getting fucked by all the honies [/INST] Stop I can only get so erect