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Any thoughts on Target calls before earnings?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Has an old 96 jeep grand cherokee with dodges 5.2 litre V8. Damn thing hit 275k before I ended up spinning the main bearing. They don't make em like they used to.
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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If you trade options you need to be on tasty or ToS (schwab)
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2024-20-05
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the problem is that they got rid of the potato cakes
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2024-20-05
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Funds clear tomorrow. Time to blow another port
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2024-20-05
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I hope they show off some demos/improvement benchmarks around running LLMs locally (llama2 on a MBP for ex). would get my pp hard.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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It thrives on hate. Similar to a Sith
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Because none of this is real
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Yeah but you can’t fuck your dog. Or you shouldn’t…
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2024-20-05
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Panw puts were the play huh?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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HOOD touches $30 before $19
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Are we playing the "CRWD dips because of their competitors' bad earnings reports, then moons on theirs because they're the one taking all the business" game again?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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I am downgrading NVDA to sell and target of $760
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2024-20-05
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Up to you. For me finding charging stations on road trips near me will be a pain.
I'm also not even sure my building will successfully get charging stations in the garage.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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That's not actually how this works
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2024-20-05
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I guess Donalds tiny pp wasn't cute enough, name does not check out
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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IBKR 👍🏼
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/GreenBud_Hero made a bet that SPY would go to 500.69 within **1 week** when it was 520.725 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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PANW messed me up again 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Honestly I miss eating a clean pussy
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2024-20-05
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Pretty high even if you don't cheat, I dated one. She woke me up at 4am to threaten to cut off my head because she "had a realistic dream of me cheating". Then she tied me up and raped me, which is pretty mild among lots of things that she had done. I still have PTSD and anxiety from that relationship, she also regularly harass me with alts even though I heard she's dating a new guy.
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2024-20-05
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This is second day in a row that I was down 50%, held. Wasn’t at attention when my options hit. And settled for RH selling my contracts for a small profit. Ugh
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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You can see all the baggies are back from shitstop and a shitty theater company because they think BBC PP PHAT CUK is funny.
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
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That's what she said 
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2024-20-05
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I’ve put money into worse
When I got into NVDIA I thought
6 months ago I wish I put money in it and it’s doubled since then
So far I’m up 5% on it
Maybe it’ll just keep grinding up forever.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Mara is about to short squeeze.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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$535 5/31 spy calls.
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Stop adding to the fire
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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If you don’t make your financial decisions based off of tweets, memes, and Q level conspiracies gleaned from scouring the pages of children’s books, are you even really trading? Are you truly living?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Losers read, winners act.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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NCLH calls. Buy in 16, sell in the 20s. Like clockwork 🚢
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Buy call
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Don't be a bitch
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Billable hours
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Let that man cook 😤😤👉👈
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Buying this stupid dip!!
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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840 credit score brah
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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If you were forced out of your job because of how bad you were at it, do you think you'd get a raise and then another $45 million on your way out the door?
Boeing CEO. Calhoun is resigning by year's end. Guess what he gets then? A $45 million golden parachute. Unreal.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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$775,000 a quarter is what a NY Taco Truck makes
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Ken Griffin is a polished turd who was shat out diddys ass
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2024-20-05
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Please don’t go green PANW!! Want to buy more tomorrow!
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Sometimes, people who are really exceptionally gifted in one area suffer from arrested development in others. It’s particularly apparent in savant syndrome, but can happen to a lesser degree as well. It’s almost like the universe gave each person a specific amount of talent points and they spent them all on one stat while neglecting the others.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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just need to make sure there's a collection of idiots on that same path to profit.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Heck yes it should.
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2024-20-05
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2024-20-05
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It’s a big club and you ain’t in it
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Bought HIMS 16c for $1 sold 20c for $1.5. I’ll be happy if they close above 20 eow
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Did not know they were rolled out based on credit score lol
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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can't be real, CUK is the most bullish one 
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2024-20-05
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Don’t forget Friday markets close early 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Wish I had calls
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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What's worse is that he will land another cushy executive job. He will be shit at that too
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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As long as investors keep buying the stock this shit will happen.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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What he cooking 🧑🍳
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2024-20-05
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Short PP
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Guess I’m quitting my job
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Always has been
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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I only sell covered calls, and only when I actually want to sell the shares. I meant some I bought last week. I tried a buy/write strategy on MSTR awhile back, and it still makes my palms sweat (even though covered.) So, either way, I hear you. “Unlimited risk.”
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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RevolutionaryPhoto24 sounds like a buffoon.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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I’m all in long PP
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Look at my history on $DOLE and you'll see how I appear to be a bagholder to the nth degree.
Im up 3%. First time up in maybe a year?
It's finally getting recognized. If it weren't for the steady divi's, I would feel awful.
Oh, forgot about all those calls and puts over the last couple years.
DOLE TO 16!
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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#Ban Bet Won
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/u/DesignerSea494 made a bet that FBTC would go to 62.0 within **1 week** when it was 59.12 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 4 wins and 9 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Maybe it wasn’t about the gains and losses, maybe it was about the hogs we cranked along the way
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Let's see... PP, PHAT CUK, BBC, or PEG. How do I want to be fcked tomorrow?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Buy NVDA after the inevitable ER dump.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Yeah. Except for the first 20 years after IPO when it was basically flat. Bc who the fuck wanted shares of a company that made graphics cards for dying video game companies
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2024-20-05
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Next 2 days ppl will fomo into nvda et bring it to 1k
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Did you sign up?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Corn above 70k, Spy +3% confirmed tomorrow
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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The key to life is to be born rich or to continue failing upwards until you are rich
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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Meth
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-20-05
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COIN 230c's gonna print 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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CUM sounds great
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Not mine
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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!banbet
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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You already have a bet going - COIN to 233.0 before 04-Jun-2024 12:22 PM -05
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Glad I picked up 8 Mara calls this morning.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Some of you don’t know who the Ooca Chaka Baby is and it shows
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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good thing futes are fake
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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I think I’m going to full port crypto stocks
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Ccl.breaking $17 tomorrow
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Why
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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You sure?
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Does my $1440 avgo 5/24 have a chance?
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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I just want my wife to say I have a big pp even though it's not true... just lie to me. What does she tell you guys?
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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If you think time is going too fast, don’t drink at all for a full year
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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$MPW
590m float
230m shares short
Looks like it’s found its bottom
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Chunky yogurt in your girls leather cheerio
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys!
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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How is Aapl back to $190 with all their iPhone sales falling hard
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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futes are red
bears filled with cock
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Fry at 325-350 until they're just starting to barely get some color. Pull them out and let them rest on a wire rack for 5-10 minutes while you increase the oil temp to 400-415. Put them back in the oil for 2-3 minutes. Thank me later.
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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When you lose everything it feels so bad. Especially when it’s the 5th time. I’d have nice come ups then lose it. I lost track of what day it is, I feel so weird
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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AI
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r/wallstreetbets
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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It's APPLE. Of course it was going to get back to ATH quickly. 200 by July.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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she told me yours is bigger so it's ok
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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How do you do fellow traders? What stock to manipulate today? 
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2024-21-05
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