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2024-21-05
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Higher chance of Spot Ethereum ETF approval
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2024-21-05
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Check back in 2d?
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2024-21-05
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When you get priced out of nvda options  I could’ve bought some three weeks ago
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2024-21-05
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I just looked up what that was. Fuhken $80 for a sticker?! I need to be in the medical sticker business.
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2024-21-05
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🌽🌽🌽
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2024-21-05
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I just wanted to know what you know
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2024-21-05
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Institutions wanted out of jpm if there's uncertainty about big dick dimon not being there anymore so they dumped
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2024-21-05
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Buy an emerald mine get a paparazzi free
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2024-21-05
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Lol
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2024-21-05
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I need to talk to a therapist for real this time.  spy went from 495 to 530 and still lost money on calls
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2024-21-05
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#BBC
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comment
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2024-21-05
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Weird way to say you’re pregnant
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comment
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2024-21-05
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My parents have some land back home in Asia and they won't sell it. My parents could have made millions if they sold their land and invested in the s&p 500 or something back like 10 years ago or bought houses with the money. But instead they want to buy and hold but the problem is that real estate prices back in Asia have not increased meanwhile real estate prices in Canada/USA have atleast doubled since 2010.
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2024-21-05
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Living in a cardboard box does reduce your carbon footprint
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comment
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2024-21-05
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Corn above 71k, Spy -3% confirmed tomorrow
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comment
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2024-21-05
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Are you a moderator at r/personalfinance?
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2024-21-05
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Yes it’s all Red right now
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2024-21-05
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its conversational stuff is pretty good vs old 4-turbo, bullish on AI in the incel economy
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2024-21-05
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Quick reminder that crypto never closes
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2024-21-05
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I asked ChatGPT how I can have sex with a mermaid.
it said there are no document cases of men having sex with mermaids.
Puts on NVDA.
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2024-21-05
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🦍💎🙌
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2024-21-05
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Why?
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2024-21-05
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Always.
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2024-21-05
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Shares.. you'll be fine.. by next week!
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2024-21-05
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I need to swim in the ocean. Or maybe just eat some ass and pass out like usual.
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2024-21-05
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putting it in a bag, lighting it on fire, and throwing it off a bridge would be more fun... same outcome
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2024-21-05
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Why ZM down I literally used it today
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2024-21-05
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No. But only because my mortgage underwriter didn’t know what “Cash Sweep to Futures Account” meant.
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2024-21-05
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Rugpull
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2024-21-05
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What kind of bus?
Greyhound? 
Bang? 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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2024-21-05
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Is PANW a buy now that it fell? Or will it continue its fall into tomorrow open?
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2024-21-05
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What are the Most intrusive thoughts you've had today?
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2024-21-05
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Probably be a penny stock once trump can unload his bags on his cult
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2024-21-05
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Remember: They have to re-elect Biden, else: 1. JPow behind a Wendy's putting in applications 2. Yellen same 3. Republic falls. This shits going up
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2024-21-05
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🌽 giving me a massive HOG. I de risked and took profits on coin but held my riot and bito position. Cant complain about taking profits and being up I suppose
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2024-21-05
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if you ask it a few more times you can gaslight it into hallucinating an answer
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2024-21-05
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2024-21-05
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QQQ above 465 after NVDA earnings
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2024-21-05
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Appl
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2024-21-05
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Can’t get the Kendrick’s diss tracks out of my brain 24 hr loop
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2024-21-05
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I never doubted you corn bros 
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2024-21-05
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He had puts on the Iranian President though…..and we all see what happened there.
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2024-21-05
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Heard
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2024-21-05
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I’m moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches
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2024-21-05
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Maybe 🤔
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Does Calls on HOG count?
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comment
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2024-21-05
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Margin trade everything, rat race getting to me
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2024-21-05
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futes BLOOD FLAT
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2024-21-05
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wich one?
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2024-21-05
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NVDA $974.21
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2024-21-05
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A man's gotta eat.
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2024-21-05
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Punting a chihuahua
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2024-21-05
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Michael Burry, is $20 worth $20 🤔
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2024-21-05
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Nothing says Monday like RDDT servers shitting the bed bed bed bed bed bed bed
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2024-21-05
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Bagholder spotted.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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I hope you guys are prepared for theta to affect your Nvda options, look how it affected ZM
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2024-21-05
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SPY 5/21 straddle at 530c/p
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2024-21-05
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White girls have the prettiest titties
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2024-21-05
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Now the time to buy NDX puts?
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2024-21-05
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... VM is shorting themselves
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2024-21-05
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Calls on etch a sketch and crayola
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2024-21-05
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'experienced' guh
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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*How to get rich drop shipping*
1.) find a good product, create a website, pay for ads, develop a funnel
2.) lose ur money doing that, get zero clicks, scrap it all
3.) rent a mansion and a lambo for day, shoot a years worth of content
4.) use the funnel and content footage to market a drop shipping course.
5.) Offer paid referrals to the course turning this whole thing into a pyramid scheme
6.) go back and buy the lambo
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Are we in a depression now or is it just your portfolio
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Considering last time around panw had a huge swing after earnings probably not
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2024-21-05
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Hang seng is DUMPING
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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If you’re going to play Nvda earnings better be able to buy ITM options if not you’re fukd
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2024-21-05
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I'm ready for the theta to affect my NVDA shorted calls.
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2024-21-05
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Bitcoin ate the dip finally..... ETFs for everyone soon!
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2024-21-05
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NVDA and DELL teaming up to build AI "factories", thoughts?
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2024-21-05
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HOW MUCH FOR PORK FRIED DUMPLING?
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2024-21-05
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Would you have bought tho? Lotta naysayers in the comments
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2024-21-05
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2024-21-05
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Drop Shipping is the ultimate pyramid scheme
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2024-21-05
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that was 2 days after earnings
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2024-21-05
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Yvan eht nioj
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2024-21-05
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**It's a sign.** [https://nypost.com/2024/05/20/us-news/surprise-grizzly-bear-attack-prompts-closure-of-a-mountain-in-grand-teton/](https://nypost.com/2024/05/20/us-news/surprise-grizzly-bear-attack-prompts-closure-of-a-mountain-in-grand-teton/)
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2024-21-05
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So TGT MCD EAT cutting prices to lure back shoppers how does that work if inflation is forcing their hand on the higher pricing?
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comment
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2024-21-05
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Thanks, been together for a year now
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2024-21-05
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Long-dated and ITM or don't play ER at all.
Wait for the sell the news on beat / raise, consolidation then ride that shit to ATHs and $1000+.
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comment
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Green is green
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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What just happened to baba, i look up for a second and its down almost 2 percent overnight what the flip 
good bye my 5/31 calls you tried
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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hey aqualung!
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Futes red, you know what that means. SPY 535 tomorrow
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Never trust a machine with your money unless you have a backup plan to throw it under the bus.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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2024-21-05
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loser
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2024-21-05
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There are 12 words and 45 pictures in this article. This is the state of the news.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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I just buy shares cuz I'm too broke to afford any option that'll actually return anything, plus if it tanks I won't lose it all 
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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what;s the reason
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2024-21-05
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never do ach. wire or nothing
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2024-21-05
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just did some looking into israeli-iranian relations going back 25 years and ive come to the conclusion that the region is even more destabilized now & it's more than likely these two resentful nations will try to smite each other in the near future.
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Many such cases
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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American worker is in the best shape they have ever been in history with soaring real incomes.
Jobs are plentiful, jobless claims are historic lows.
2Q GDP and profit forecasts are surging.
The only depression is in Ber portfolio.
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2024-21-05
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In honor of the Iranian Prime Minister, I am helicoptering in front of my mirror right now and then going to crash
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r/wallstreetbets
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2024-21-05
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Are you in middle school ?
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2024-21-05
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A little corny but it didn't matter here anyway. Plus it's better to ask than to wonder.
If you need company you can check out the Wendy's dumpster
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2024-21-05
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