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The intimate question is… does the plastic swim and can it impregnate ? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
So.. how much jerking to cleanse my system? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
Did they collect samples in plastic containers? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
are plastic kids coming then? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
It costs 2 cents per ton more, unacceptable, think of the bottom lines man. Corporations are people too! How will they eat! | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
No. The lead researcher lets you finish on their face. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
oh great. now i have to switch to spitting. 🙄 | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
Could this be contamination from the underwear or trousers which are often made of polyester | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
Over all that makeup? That’s why they find so many thing in the testing phase… | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
I'm doing my part | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
But more importantly, the stock market is going up | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
All those people are shoving plastic up their dongs? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
Would you like to fap more? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
As part of an Earth Day initiative some genius at my work suggested we see which department can generate the most recycling in a week…..they seemed a genuinely astonished when I told them it would be more impressive to not create a massive amount of recycling lol | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
How do I turn my semen into steel? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
This | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-10-06 |
Yeah but where's the fun in that? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Somebody's tummy, apparently. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I mean, were the sample jars plastic? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Yea but then your balls will just keep accumulating plastic, growing ever larger. Until one day, they cannot be contained any longer, and they burst! Raining your stored plastic load down upon humanity. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Not if you spit instead of swallowing | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I love goooooooooooold. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Does it cross the blood brain barrier?
You know how lead causes brain development issues and how violent crime declined 20 years after the phased out of leaded gas in the US?
I have a theory about boomers behaviors and the fact they have been exposed to microplastics the longest and it is accumulating in their brains like alzheimers plaque resulting in the "boomer mentality". | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
It is used incessantly in pharmaceutical manufacturing/anything sterile. Think of a bottle of disinfectant. A plastic bottle of alcohol comes double or triple bagged in plastic. Same for all plastic tools, Petri dishes, etc. it’s horrible. And because it all needs to be sterile it is all single use. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Unless you're measuring carbon footprint in which case paper really is worse. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
So they're saying I'm freeing my body of microplastic every time I cum?
Wow, thank god I was ahead of the research on this one. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Plasti-jizz | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Maybe the earth wanted plastic and realized it couldn't do it on its own so it created humans?
Call it, Earth+Plastic! | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
i gotta stop eating microplastics…. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Don’t threaten me with the infinite cum copy pasta. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Not ALL of them, some of them definitely. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Which hand do YOU jerk off with? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I have no idea how much or how little those circles overlap on the relevant Venn diagram, but it’s long been a talking point that it’s more than zero. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
They're all nuts | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Yours probably have a record amount in them | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
What’s the incel brigade got to do with nofap?Everytime there’s some weird shit about masturbation or porn, like having your son track your porn consumption (Mike Johnson), it seems to skew a certain political leaning. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
More nuanced but essentially controlling sex = right wing goal
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/coomer-meme-no-nut-november-nofap-908676/ | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
You think we don't have microplastics all over our bodies in just about every human? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Governments need to govern and give these corporations a deadline, produce any plastic past this date we will throw all your CEO's and executives into prison for life, seize all your assets, and leave your families with nothing. Thats the only way this will change. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Can we check the lemurs and earlobes now? I have a feeling… | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Blowfish | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
> **Paper,** glass, and metals are sustainable.
Eh, no, paper recycling is not better than incineration. We *grow* paper trees on massive paper farms, and most countries ban using old growth forests for paper.
It's actually more carbon efficient to have a paper mill use materials gathered from a tree farm than it is to drive around a city, gather up mostly unusable recycled paper, drive it to a sorting facility, then drive it to a processing plant, the douse it in really environmentally unfriendly chemicals (such as bleach, as most paper has ink on it), then finally drive the result to the paper mill.
It's *way* more carbon than just burning it, and you get nasty slurries of ink+bleach another solvents that aren't easy to dispose of.
Incineration is more energy efficient (and can be used to produce electricity) and is close to carbon neutral - the released CO2 is the same CO2 that the tree absorbed on growing. Very little is added in processing, unlike recycling.
> glass, and metals are sustainable
This is true. Plastics should be eliminated from a lot of food related uses and replaced, where possible, with either glass or metal containers. Far more expensive, but far healthier and more sustainable. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Coincidentally, all the test samples are collected in plastic tubes that are frozen and sent to a lab and then thawed out. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
A big piece of plastic | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Ooo we have a way to get it out of the body | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Well, plastic itself when test reveals t o be macroplastic. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Homeless are needed for capitalism to succeed. Homelessness shows everybody what will happen when you don’t work. Sometimes even when you work. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Helps prevent future issues too. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Exactly. I'm not just going to assume it's terrible because it sounds bad. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Mah balls. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Yeah, but have you tested MY jizz? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Is this a potential cause for lower birth rates? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
But if we all blue ball maybe we can save the turtles | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Gotta wonder how Shaq managed that. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
No problem, just need to get rid of the current batch and make some fresh. I’ll leave out the plastic this time. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Read that title as tasted instead of tested at first. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I'm a 3d printer? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Well, cardboard's out. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Into a plastic doll. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
How long before my testicles turn into ping pong balls? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
So it gotta be in mine. :o | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Of course there is. How often do we drink out of plastic bottles, how often do we wear clothes with plastic. how much plastic packaging is around our food. It was bound to invade us. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Little hope for those on an island :< | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
That made me laugh out loud, and my wife was asleep | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
So how long do we allow plastics to obliterate the human existence before we finally phase that crap out? Because I’m really getting sick of seeing headlines show just how terrible but yet pervasive it is. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Me when I was 10 years old letting water run off my arm in the shower: | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I did the study. They found semen in my microplastics. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Eat and breathe steel only. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Wasn’t finding it in the air we breathe and water we drink enough? *Now* people are scared? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Hehe, hijacking | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
The reality is single use plastics are awesome products. They preserve food stuff very well, can be packed with nitrogen, and can survive any moisture environment including submersion for a very long time. They are so cheap there’s no need to clean or reuse them so maintenance costs are low and without any deposit. Their lightweight moldable resilient structure is unmatched.
You’re asking a consumer to pay more money for an inferior product with a benefit they cannot observe. You can find some people, sure, but the bottom line is life today is better with plastics. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I think we all realize that we’re screwed. There is no way to come back from this. (No puns intended.) I suppose one could possibly filter out microplastics from semen by doing a sperm wash via IVF or IUI, but then what? It’s everywhere else and it’s not going away. Do I have microplastics in my uterus anyway from raw dogging? Or from using a plastic tampon applicator in my vagina for five seconds? Or from touching a sex toy? Or wearing polyester blend underwear? Or is it simply from drinking water? There is no way to be safe from microplastics at this point. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
That’s the spirit | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Obligatory https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Macro plastics | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
It might matter a bit, but the whole reason we use plastic so much, and also why it stays in the environment so long, is that it doesn't bio-degrade or interact much with organisms. In other words, its inert and therefore safe.
Now it's likely not great to be full of micro-plastic but it's not gonna kill most of us either. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Perfect cure lol | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Microplastics will suffocate our species out of existence. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
This doesn't surprise me, I've been able to taste it in my own for some time. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
That's really scary to think about. All these modern babies are made of plastic. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Dang yo momma must b so fat now | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Well if you think that everything that climate activists say is the truth, then you need some reality check 😄 sure it ain’t sustainable, but it is viable | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
My toddler is obsessed with pulling loose carpet fibers out and putting them in his mouth. My grandchildren will be a quarter plastic at this rate. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Or the Sentinelese. Not that they'd ever let us study them.
Still, I wonder if we've managed to even pollute them. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Boutta make immortal plastic babies bois | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Find the decision makers who are accountable and do a Nuremberg trial where we very very harshly punish some to teach all | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Cumfetti! | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I hope my wife doesn’t see this or no more swallow. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Do they know if it’s coming from an internal source rather than microplastics that are around the outside of the urethra catching a ride on the semen as it’s exiting? Like maybe some microplastic fibers present in underwear fabric, for example. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Everyone reading this while eating their lunch out of a styrofoam take out box with a plastic fork like ‘what the fuck!’ | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
This, but actually. Your balls can atrophy lads, even though they’re not muscles | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
If we have enough microplastics, It'll look like fairy glitter all over someone's face | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
Actually. It's microplastics | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
"Congrats to misleading article titles today goes to..."
40 samples from one city... great journalism right there
It's possible that is a problem, but would be nice if journalists would present scientific study that actually has the global and statistically relevant dimension to make a statement about it. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
> we have probably already generated enough plastic to never need to make any more
If you mean that we have enough plastic that we can recycle what we have, then this is not true. Plastic can only be recycled a very small handful of times before it's degraded too much. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
What is "boomer mentality"? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
This is what happens when 99% of meat comes from factory farms where animal welfare affects company profits. We feed them literal plastic and garbage. Now it’s in you. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
I’m not saying it’s a china only problem, I’m just saying we have no reason to believe we’ve entered Children of Men territory | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
This has got to be the 7th or 8th time I've seen this. I get it; I've got plastic in my balls. I feel like this is taking up a significant amount of air time. | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
look, you have two options.
you're either a far right incel nofap
or you're a far left porn addict gooner
whats your choice? | r/worldnews | comment | r/worldnews | 2024-11-06 |
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