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/r/pics/comments/7udv34/most_useless_book_ever/
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"My soul just died a little, and I honestly didn’t think there was anything left of it to die at this point. ",
"QR codes just scan and watch...... ",
"surely it’ll be outdated heavily the moment it’s written, awful ",
"People are looking for rustic and artisanal YouTube videos ethically made and free run",
"Yeah, the audiobook is really where it's at.",
"Bookmarks irl",
"A book that thick only has links to 150 videos? I could actually see my grandma using something like this though.",
"Watch. This will be volume 1. Every year they'll release an updated version. ",
"This is actually clever. Grandma doesn't know what to get little Timmy for his birthday but she remembers he talks about Youtube videos a lot so when she sees this at the store she buys it for him. ",
"This book could have been 1 page, if they just gave link to the playlist....",
"This book could have been 1 page, if they just gave link to the playlist....",
"Post all the links. ",
"Yeah, that's pretty lame. It's gotta be a joke book.... right?\n\nWell at least it's not as stupid as I thought it was going to be. I was half expecting 'How To Read' or something.",
"After the solar flare of 2057, that wiped all electronic data on earth and the fall-out of the following nuclear war this book is one of the single remaining documents that historians have on how the internet was actually used.\n\n\nUp untill the moment this book was discovered 'the internet' was regarded as something mythical or god-like. A device you could ask every question in history and get an answer. Historians found out about the real content of 'memes' and realized it was just people revelling in their sharing of meaningless content.\n\n\nThe historian who discovered this and quickly shared his copy of the book with other historians. The demand for the book became so high, that it was the first one to be re-printed on a large scale. People organised play to re-enact the popular scenes and the community's elder person, who -in his youth- had once heard his grandfather tell about memes, was there to judge the quality of the re-enactment.\n\nA religion formed around the book, that now stood for the hope of once returning to a state of living man had attained in the early parts of 2000. It was to take a couple of 1000's of years, but in the year 2000 of Tay Zonday once at last a digital meme was piped through a wire...."
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Most useless book ever.
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/r/pics/comments/7udvgt/my_new_best_friend_i_call_him_bear/
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"He’s beautiful ",
"Hey there Bear! How you doing?",
"He’s good, panting a lot at the moment having black fur in a hot Country, still doesn’t stop him playing! ",
"Wolf wolf little fella",
"Can I boop Bear's snoot?",
"Please give bear a hug from me.",
"Will do. ",
":)"
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My new best friend, i call him Bear
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/r/pics/comments/7udwyw/enjoying_the_riot/
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[
"Make love not... oh... yeah these two have the right idea!",
"It's a misleading photo. She was knocked down and he was trying to help her.",
"Fingerbang?",
"I'm cool with this, but some people might not want to open this at work, or at least be warned with a [NSFW] tag.",
"[Vancouver riots in 2011](https://mashable.com/2011/06/17/kissing-vancouver-couple-2/#u.pcAXR2oSqi).",
"I remember this from 2011",
"SURVEY SAYS...\n\n###⌧⌧⌧",
"Shamelessly stolen from a cbc comments section years ago:\n\n>At least someone's scoring on the road. \n\n \n\n\nVancouver had a bit of trouble winning any of the away games that season. "
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Enjoying the riot
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/r/pics/comments/7ue0y9/im_trying_to_learn_photoshop_give_me_opinions/
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"I think you mean \"critique\", not opinions.",
"Yes that is in fact what I mean!\n",
"Needs a bit more cleavage."
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I'm trying to learn photoshop. Give me opinions please!
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/r/pics/comments/7ue2lj/treehouse_goals/
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[
"Awesome, just awesome. ",
"Looks like something straight out of a movie!",
"If that chimney is functional I'm moving in.",
"That's nice but you're going to have to kill the Hobbit who lives there.",
"Ewok. Hobbits don't live in trees.",
"Found the guy who thinks that all Hobbits live in the *Shire*!",
"You forgot to say: “You’re watching treehouse”.",
"This might be a silly question, but how do houses such as this beauty deal with the trees growing?",
"Thats what I was wondering.",
"None of them look as good as this imo. I usually have rnadom stuff on as background noise, so I see it off and on. Most of the stuff is so uninspired and 'vanilla'.",
"You should check out Treehouse Masters, it's pretty cool. They use a lot of techniques to help the trees grow around/with the house. ",
"I can hear the birds chirping. ",
"when you put in a Jacuzzi and a over-sized chest of drawers for the traveling Koreans to sleep in",
"Yub yub!",
"Trees don't grow up from the base up they grow at the tips of the branches, and they don't grow from the center out, they grow by adding layers to the outside -- the height of the fixtures will never change, and the tree wont add layers where there is no room to add layers. As the trees grow they will slowly subsume the boards nailed to them, helping hold the boards in place but the growth won't warp or stress the fixtures in any significant way.",
"Looks like the Weasley’s house :)",
"That's where the Trump of Ewoks lives.",
"I need sleep. I read “ Treehouse goats” and spent waaay too damn long looking for goats. ",
"Serious question: How do they deal with wind? When I was a kid, I had a great tree house, but trees sway in the wind. I was constantly trying to keep it in one piece. Then, there was that one time we had a hurricane, but that's another story.",
"What are the HOA fees?",
"An actual treehouse is supported by only trees. This looks like it almost qualifies.",
"Amazing. I see that the tree fastening techniques pretty universal.\n",
"This house is actually pretty inexpensive. Only costs about tree fiddy.",
"I love that show.",
"This is mostly true, in my opinion. I do believe the tree could eventually stress the fixtures though as there will inevitability be some horizontal growth on the tree. Im sure consistent management of the house would take care of this issue though.\n\nedit: could to would",
"I’ve been here actually. The breeze makes the trees move and the whole thing creaks. There must be some give somewhere I guess. The underside is supported with steel beams so it’s pretty sturdy overall. ",
"I was recently inside this amazing tree house. It has a full bar and a trap door in the floor that goes to a tiny little room with a tv and an xbox :-) ",
"It was initially built by a bunch of high school kids. They beefed it up as adults. ",
"That takes me back.",
"*house goals. This place makes nearly every home I’ve ever lived in look like a toilet factory. ",
"I want to see the inside",
"Well depending on the size of the tree, if you built a structure like this near the bottom 30% of the tree height, you’d see very little movement, and designing a moderately flexible means of attaching to the tree would allow for growth. ",
"Real House Goals?",
"Where is this located, may I ask?",
"I have to see the inside of this. ",
"YourGods, I'd live in that if I could get good broadband. \n\nIt doesn't have a bad feature, does it? \n\nDo they have Drop Bears where it's located, though? ",
"I read this as *Treehouse goats,* and spend about 30 seconds doing Where's Waldo for the nonexistent goats.",
"Whoever designed this is exceptionally creative! Beautiful",
"Does something like this have to pass inspection for it to be legal? I remember simply replacing the floorboards of my granddad's deck in PA and him mentioning that a state inspector had to come by and approve it.",
"Really nice. I'd live there.",
"That's a treehome.",
"Don't stand under the area on the right, that's the privy. ",
"wow!",
"Hang on a minute. So that scene* where a small boy marks his height on a tree, and then comes back the following year only to find he's shrinking ... that's all fake?\n\n* Can't remember from where. Might even have been a newspaper strip. \n",
"\"in the tree there was a house, and in this house there lived a Hobbit. Not a spooky, dirty, wet house filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy treehouse with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-house, and that means comfort.\"",
"[Here](https://imgur.com/a/Ni1yw) are some more pictures of this tree house. The source appears to be @lorefave on Instagram. There they state:\n\n> Getting ramped up for the holiday parties here. We spent thanksgiving adding a train above the bar. Lots of verrrra interesting visitors lately....\n\n> November 26\n\nIt's just outside Seattle, WA.\n\n^^^^^[Déjà](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7hy7ar/what_an_awesome_treehouse/dquqrbr/) ^^^^^[vu](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7hy7ar/what_an_awesome_treehouse/dquqrbr/)",
"Static uplift arrestor on the strongest tree, and the house moves with that. Dynamic uplift arrestors on all other trees so the beams slide relative to them and stay fixed to the strongest one.",
"That is pretty cool.",
"Too many commercials on animal planet though :(",
"Does anyone happen to have a link to pics of the inside? Because I kind of want to live here. ",
"Lol. That's where your mom lives.",
"[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ue2lj/treehouse_goals/dtkj33x/).",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Trees grow, so if you build a tree house like this, aren't you going to have big problems within like 10 years? I don't know anything about tree houses.",
"or left to right as it is in this case",
"Just outside Seattle ",
"It's like Swiss Family Robinson meets Endor meets Hobbiton.",
"Repost",
"):",
"damn it... :):",
"I need this in my life. Thanks for the link, friend!",
"Thank you ",
"Any interior pics?"
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Treehouse goals
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/r/pics/comments/7ue4z2/they_dont_think_it_be_like_it_is_but_it_do_the/
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"/u/PhillyPhanatik, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/PhillyPhanatik&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ue4z2/they_dont_think_it_be_like_it_is_but_it_do_the/?context=10\\))",
"My title, in part, reads “RIP: Oscar Gamble.” The image is a picture of said gentleman with the text: Oscar Gamble: 1949-2018. Please explain how the title doesn’t relate to the image.",
"The title has to relate to what’s happening in the image. Right now it’s relating to the person in the photo but not the event. ",
"The event is his DEATH. Sorry, I don’t have his deathbed/morgue photos. Man, is this ever petty."
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“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do”. The man famous for many a Reddit meme has died, today. RIP: Oscar Gamble.
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/r/pics/comments/7ue53o/oh_my_gogh_a_beautifully_crafted_vincent_van_gogh/
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"It's profound emotion flavored.",
"It's goghgeous",
"This looks *surreal*ly good.",
"That looks like it would make you shit smurfs.",
"Beautiful cake! I have to ask which pronunciation was intended for the joke? I assume it is the British \"goff\". The American \"go\" pronunciation works alright. But the original Dutch \"h-oh-ch\" (where 'ch' sounds like gently hocking a loogie) I think sends the wrong message entirely."
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Oh my gogh, a beautifully crafted Vincent Van Gogh cake.
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/r/pics/comments/7ue5it/my_sisterinlaw_took_this_beautiful_picture_of_the/
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"Are those the San Gabriel mountains?",
"They live in Borrego Springs, CA, so whatever mountains are there :)",
"Gotcha. That’s probably near hellhole palms, but about 120 miles away from where I am thinking. But great shot!!"
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My sister-in-law took this beautiful picture of the blood moon setting this morning
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/r/pics/comments/7ue6ss/this_driver_is_aggressive_about_their/
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"I actually saw a P85 today with the plate NOT1DROP",
"I would be too if I didn't have to buy gas and oil.",
"I read it as No Fingas. Just a dude with stumpy palms,",
"Me too! Went the gangster way with it. "
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This driver is aggressive about their independence from fossil fuel
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/r/pics/comments/7ue7hq/my_4_month_old_daughter_and_i_went_to_see_my_89/
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":) Precious :)\n\nMy daughter works in EOL care and it is surprising how many grandparents are just left forgotten.",
"True that. My last image of my grandmother is holding my infant niece for the first time, we are going to her funeral this Friday :(",
"I am so sorry. :(\nGlad you got a photo to remember! \nMy Granny is awesome, she's done so much for me. ",
"Isn't it? It makes me sad. My Granny actually has a girl that comes twice a week and helps with housework. I'm glad some at least have caregivers for company."
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My 4 month old daughter and I went to see my 89 year old Granny today. If you've still got grandparents, dont take them for granted!
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/r/pics/comments/7ue9lm/love_this/
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"Unless you're a modern day republican; in which case make sure to hoard your money because you can definitely take it to heaven ",
"The concept is true but when the less fortunate do illegal things actions need to take place. ",
"I love this. It really goes in line with one quote I love. I don't remember where I heard it, but it essentially is: \"The only reason you should look at your neighbor's plate is to ensure that he has enough.\"",
"It’s heartwarming... but giving a man a fish doesn’t teach a man to fish. \n\n\n\n"
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Love this
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/r/pics/comments/7uea7h/id_never_seen_wrath_in_my_cats_eyes_until_today/
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[
"Yeah, cause cats hate clothes. Notice they never come under the blanket? ",
"I'll let my daughter know. ",
"I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.",
"Dogs on the other hand usually love clothes, not hats, but dog vests and whatnot. Cats on the other hand (for the most part) fucking hate anything being that close to them. ",
"Spot on. Exactly that look.",
"We've got one of each. The dog doesn't even notice when we put her sweater or harness on her. The cat, however, can't even be bothered with a collar. ",
"Yep, a collar on my cat will create hate for months. If he can get it off, he finds a way. I just stopped trying. ",
"> I just stopped trying.\n\nSame."
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I’d never seen wrath in my cat’s eyes until today
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/r/pics/comments/7ueb0w/frozen_beer_popped_its_top_off_and_formed_a/
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"Looks like a tinder pic. ",
"“Beer”",
"* O'Douls\n* Beer\n\n🎵 One of these things is not like the other 🎶\n",
"Beer? You mean Hop flavored water.",
"On the same level with decaf coffee. Just fuck off. ",
"Frozen beer is happy to see you",
"That’s not beer",
"That's not beer ",
"O'Douls is piss water! "
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Frozen beer popped it's top off and formed a perfect cylinder.
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/r/pics/comments/7uegs3/migingo_an_island_with_2_km²_and_131_inhabitants/
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"That doesn’t look healthy.",
"That looks awful.",
"I hate my neighbors across the street. Living here would be hell.",
"A place where literally everybody knows everyone else’s business.",
"But..why?",
"It's under a territory dispute between Uganda and Kenya too. That doesn't seem to add to the appeal.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migingo_Island\n",
"Yeah, I did some reading on it.. Definitely doesn't sound like an ideal place to live. ",
"It all started with someone who couldn't swim."
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Migingo, An Island with 2 Km² and 131 inhabitants.
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/r/pics/comments/7ueha3/a_new_product_line/
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"Just bought one of these. Lots of the parts feel like Tupperware. ",
"/r/antiMLM",
"Somehow, I'm going to lose half the components.",
"Now, that’s funny.",
"Can you lose a lid for a car? ",
"Perhaps.",
"/u/Shadeauxmarie, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Shadeauxmarie&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ueha3/a_new_product_line/?context=10\\))"
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A new product line?
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/r/pics/comments/7uehss/standing_nearly_4_stories_tall_the_massive/
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"Looks like it's out of the Lord of the rings.",
"So, 421 years ago?",
"blaze it",
"Ooh, so close. 422. We were looking for 422.",
"Blaze it",
"Honest question. What does that mean? ",
"Why can't we have nice things like this in The Bronx? ",
"Smoke weed\n420 YOLO swaggityshweg",
"But but.. im out",
"Crazy how nature make dat. ",
"Dude looks stoned",
"Change the title at least before reposting please",
"Lit.",
"What's he doing?",
"Blaze it",
"Duuuuude, I could stare at this lake forever. 420 blaze it\n",
"Only been posted a few times before\n\nas recently as 2 days ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txt4x/standing_nearly_4_stories_tall_the_massive/\n\nAlso:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1782kb/this_is_amazing/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5jxy8p/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2af4dm/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5w7kjj/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1nf8tq/the_appenine_colossus/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/k0wnl/rock_god/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1f7m3l/35_feet_of_cold_hard_awesome/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4z4b2x/colossus_sculpture_in_italy/\n\n",
"there's another [giant in Monterosso](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Monterosso_al_Mare-_Il_Gigante_-_panoramio.jpg/1280px-Monterosso_al_Mare-_Il_Gigante_-_panoramio.jpg) as well, but he was built in 1910 and injured by bombers in WW2.",
"420 blaze it",
"420 blaze it"
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Standing nearly 4 stories tall, the massive Apennine Colossus in Florence, Italy was constructed over 420 years ago
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/r/pics/comments/7uenu1/my_tow_truck_driver_has_a_cat_named_dixie_with_a/
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"https://i.imgur.com/KP9K9TF.jpg",
"I wonder if he also does repos. I do not see any negative about having a cat as backup during a repo. ",
"I had a dog named Dixie when I was little. Black and white mutt. Sweetheart!",
"I like his Bigfoot air freshener! Are you in the Seattle area? ",
"Dixie Normous",
"Free tows for AAAWW members.",
"This is fucking awesome. ",
"With a safety team like that I'm sure they have a purrrfect safety record.",
"This would totally make my crappy whatever happened to my car problem just disappear. ",
"Portland",
"I got a tow from the mountains In southern oregon once for about 20 miles. During the trip the driver and I got talking about how weird oregon was and he told me about a tow truck driver lady that drove around with a cat in a knit sweater. About 3 years ago. Wonder if it’s the same one. ",
"I hope you tipped the driver. That's fuckin awesome.",
"u think u can just walk in here with your big shot name and make half-baked 2 word comments that are only mildly relevant to this content? ITS TIME TO STOP. ",
"This picture is going to be on Facebook and Buzzfeed next week with the caption \"Goals.\" All the comments will be along the lines of \"Becky this is so me in 10 years\" or \"If this isn't me, I don't know what is.\"",
"I want a work buddy like that... Actually my company allows dogs in the office, but the building at my location doesn't allow any animals, so no dice for us.",
"That's not safe",
"I've seen such a roomy tow truck",
"Didn’t even read the thing, just saw the Bigfoot air freshener and assumed it was about Bigfoot.",
"That looks really low to be a tow truck. What was it?",
"Of course it is. The cat has a safety vest on.\n",
"Of course it is safe: it is a Volvo. ",
"Wish I could upvote more than once. This is awesome! ",
"r/OSHA is proud of you and your feline friend! ",
"Cat's last name is Normus",
"Is that a yeti!",
"Is that a Volvo tow truck? \nBecause it looks exactly like the interior of my XC90.",
"He’s still got seven lives left.",
"Holy shit, watch out for Big Foot!",
"what does that samsquanch air freshener smell like i wonder?",
"I'm really confused because OP said Portland, but that sure doesn't look like anything in VolvoTrucks US catalog (at least what I can find.)",
"Yeah, compare: \nhttp://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/49214809.jpg",
"It sure looks like either a converted XC90 (not sure why or how that would pass at a weigh station), or it isn't a tow truck.",
"Now just needs a Dixie cup on his dashboard.",
"You have a tow truck driver? What kind of car do you drive that requires you to have one of those?\n",
"Holy crap! Bigfoot is crossing the streeet!!! 😱",
"[/R/CatsWithJobs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjobs/)",
"I think this is the same guy who had the cops called in him because he was seen driving slowly around a parking lot at night with his cat on the hood because he (the cat) liked it, I'm not kidding. Can't find the link right now.",
"The fuck kind of tow truck is that? It looks like a Nissan Altima ",
"If I ever become a tow truck driver this will be me",
"Jalopnik article: https://jalopnik.com/owner-has-to-explain-that-his-cats-love-riding-on-the-h-1822443757",
"I should have known lol ",
"That somehow makes more sense.",
"In your car that's not safe. You know how a school bus doesn't have seatbelts? That's because they are very well built, massive, dense... just like a tow truck.\n\nThat cat is fine.\n\nedit: it's been pointed out that is a Volvo sedan. Replace the words \"tow truck\" above with \"Volvo sedan\" and my point stands.",
"unless he's rear-ended, or hit from the side",
"I'm just trying to figure out why they are sitting lower than the truck next to them..",
"Are we all going to ignore the Samsquatch? ",
"Seriously. I have never seen a tow truck that low. I question this authenticity of the post lol. That looks like a small suv or car interior 100%",
"That tow truck sits pretty low to the road.",
"Dixie. Confirmed.",
"They’re definitely not riding in a big tow truck in the picture. It looks like a mid size car or small SUV. ",
"I just knew it had to be Oregon. ",
"Yeah I've been in and driven a tow truck and I'm so confused right now.. I don't generally care enough to call BS but this doesn't seem right. I'd expect this to be an Uber or something.",
"maybe a AAA response vehicle of some sort. Certainly not a tow truck",
"How often are you being towed to be able to call some your tow truck driver?",
"This is awesome! Made me smile and I needed that. ",
"Ha I have that same air freshener ",
"Who the FUCK has a Volvo tow truck?\n\nI call bullshit. This is just an SUV.",
"Cutest thing I’ve seen all day. ",
"The cab does look low, but the weird industrial controls on the dash, the lettering at the top of the windshield and the fact that OP called her his tow truck driver tell a different story. I'm open to being wrong!\n\nedit: driven to curiosity I've spent more time than is reasonable looking at Google images for Volvo center consoles and I can't tell at all what this thing is, except it does not appear to be a CX90, I can't find one without the weird keypad.",
"This is heckin adorable",
"tabbie wants to drive fasho",
"Every school bus I was ever in as a child had seat belts ? Granted we didn't use them but they were there\nEdit: they looked kinda like this http://dnpmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/29.jpg",
"Try doing this with a dog? \n \n",
"Does it just poop and piss inside the truck?",
"Which truck is this?",
"Really? That's interesting, I've never been in a bus of any kind that had seat belts. ",
"that's what it takes to cover up the scent of DAT DANK",
"How very interesting! Ours had three seatbelts to a seat which was off to us since only two people fit comfortably",
"I already know who I'm going to tag when it gets posted and how she'll respond.",
"Right in front of his view like a true cat!",
"Probably a different garment wearing tow cat from the same area. ",
"safety cat",
"Omg that's hilarious. What people do for their kitty cats.",
"What model of Volvo tow truck?",
"thank you for my new favorite sub.",
"Why, you think it's super-safe?",
"most coaches I have been in have seatbelts too. ",
"Look at you with all of your PRIVILEGE",
"Nice Volvo",
"The tow truck and its contents might be safe, but what about the other car/person he hits? Having a cat on your dashboard is a distraction and is not safe for other people on the road.",
"Nice find. Def same guy, that's a volvo too! And the vests, right?",
"Like a Greyhound? Never seen seat belts in those either, but I have less experience with long distance bus travel. ",
"Good dog",
"pimp",
"Classic Portland. ",
"I don't think the cat presents a danger to another vehicle in an accident. \n\nI don't think the cat presents a visibility danger to the driver either. I'm 100x more worried about other drivers texting than I am about a cat that at most is going to present a half second obstruction before forcing you to move them aside. ",
"Yep. Portland is full of em",
"I live in Portland and I have the exact same air freshener. Oh dear ",
"I'm from the UK so probably different coaches and rules for us, but yes I suppose our equivalent of Greyhound ([National Express](http://www.nationalexpress.com/Assets/uploads/pdf/safety%20page%20Travel%20Guide%20Master%20Web%20Version%5B1%5D.pdf) or Megabus?). ",
"Maybe that is just a vehicle they have to give someone a ride home?",
"You know Bigfoot smells like smegma, right? \n\n*according to legends ",
"Do you pay him the salary?",
"The cat isn't the problem if he gets in an accident, his big sturdy tow truck is, and he's more likely to get in an accident with an animal on his dash. Having anything that big on your dashboard is a visibility issue and a distraction, especially if it moves around and you are taking your eyes off the road to look at it.\n\nOf course I'd be much more worried about other drivers texting too, but that still doesn't mean driving around with an animal on your dashboard is a good idea. Pets in your car = OK, pets in between your eyes and the road = not OK.",
"I thought that road looked like 205.",
"I've never wanted my car to break down so badly in my life...",
"Definitely different rules and buses then. Our megabus/greyhound/e.g. don't have seat belts and neither do city buses nor school buses. ",
"That is 😎",
"huh... maybe i'm related to bigfoot then... ",
"This needs to be a show on the History Channel. I'd watch the hell out of it.",
"I certainly can't disagree that having a free animal in the cockpit is inherently more dangerous than not having an animal free in the cockpit.\n\nTo me personally the risk is going to be mitigated a lot when it's a professional driver and the driver is safety conscious. \n\nIf I could replace all the other drivers I share the road with with this lady and her cat I believe I'd be much safer overall. In my mind worrying about this is like worrying about your surgeon chewing gum. ",
"“Why does it smell like smegma in here, man? You been wankin a lot?” \n\n“UH.. NO. I’m just, uh... related to bigfoot” ",
"Hello Dixie. Off to where??\n\n",
"My allergies wouldn't allow me to use that person",
"And his airfreshener at first glance looks like bigfoot is crossing the street...",
"Does the cat sit in a seat at all?\n\nI can hardly find any cat that would like to be in a car, let alone be happy to watch the traffic on the road...",
"To be fair if my surgeon had their pet cat in the operating room I might get just a bit worried...\n\nIt's not having a free animal that I think is the problem, it's having that animal on the driver's side of the dashboard. I get what you're saying though.",
"Judging by how tall the truck next to them is, I'd venture a guess as to say that's not the tow truck. ",
"Palico!",
"I’m glad someone said something. ",
"[samsquanch air freshener](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We04Ej-mgXk)",
"thats a high visibility vest not a safety vest ya clown",
"That's driving up 205... looks like a little bit before the Stark/Washington exit, wasn't it? \n\nI drive that road every day lol. ",
"I hope my car breaks down near her... multiple times...\n\n",
"What a time to be alive. A confirmed cat. You cats to be kitten me right meow",
"http://ssbt.spektermedia.net/filarkiv/IMG_01391.jpg",
"That is not available in the US. And the truck in the photo is LOWER than the chevy pickup next to it.\n\nI can't believe it's any taller than a crossover.\n\nDefinitely not a tractor trailer frame.",
"thats cool",
"This is likely the only time I will upvote a cat posting (and admit it).",
"Hi dad",
"And a series of award winning children’s books.",
"Are you an effective team?",
"People are nuts. Somebody saw him riding his cat around and not only stopped to ~~harass and~~ record him but also called the police **and** TV stations to get the word out about this terrible monster entertaining his pets. \n\nTalk about having no life. ",
"The cat is a danger to him in an accident if it's not secured",
"I was staring so hard at the cartoon at the windshield thinking: \n\nFirst: Is that a bear jumping on the road? No it’s not.\nSecond: So it’s a cat named Dixie the driver likes which is a sticker? That’s weird!\nThird and final: A matching safety vest? Oh it’s sitting with the driver.\n\nGood mental exercise for me!",
"at first i'm like, \"why the hell am I spending so much time reading this\"; then all the kitty pictures near the end paid off. ",
"Holy crap",
"Yeah I don't see it, sorry.",
"*right meow ",
"If there ever was a picture for the front page of reddit.",
"Pixie, Dixie, and Jinx. This fellow is an excellent namer.",
"A tow truck is not a Kia Optima. In the unlikely event that a semi truck plows into your tow truck you're going to have bigger problem than flying cats.",
"In the picture it looks like it's crossing the road",
"Sooo cute!!! Didn’t realize they make safety vest for that size ",
"It's not a truck\nhttp://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2018/01/car-surfing_oregon_cat_sparks.html",
"How can you think about the vest when you just spotted Bigfoot cross the highway!!!",
"\\*Saskatchewan",
"Funny, that's what they used to say about California.",
"That's messed up. Hell. I take my dog and cat with me to my moms every Sunday. As well as to the drive-thru whenever we decide to not cook. Everyone always freaks out that a beagle and a black cat that's not much smaller than the dog is looking out the same window at them. They just like to ride and it's nice going places with the animals.",
"Oh dont be such a party pooper",
"Probably a fellow cat owner that acts like a cat dictator. A meo-solini if you will",
"What kind of tow truck? Looks like a regular truck.",
"Someone is going to use that image to make a \"Top 5 Bigfoot Sightings” video for YouTube.",
"Yeah, then all the Californians moved up here.",
"And being safe about it! /r/OSHA",
"Just not the diesel. ",
"Dixie Belle and Sylvan Jinx. His cat naming game is next level.",
"Yeah that’s fine and all but the cat was on the HOOD of his car",
"He saying it's not safe cause of visual and distraction you fools.\n\nEdit -for all you haters join me at r/ThePlayaHatersBall ",
"[Also more pics of Dixie (and others) with vests on link](http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2018/01/car-surfing_oregon_cat_sparks.html).",
"I knew it was in the PNW. It's so distinctive. ",
"It’s an Archie McPhee air freshener ",
"My Dixie Wrecked",
"Yeah, because we love rain and snow.",
"Hes got a liking for x's",
"Law enforcers....going into the places a lot of people would not. ",
"I thought I was creative naming my cat Jinx. Guess I am not that original after all!",
"Your \"yeah, compare\" sounds like an order....\n\nWhat if I don't want to?",
"What about Chairman Meow?",
"If he gets in a serious accident all his cats are dead. \n\nAnyone hit by a cat moving at 80km+ an hour might be dead too. \n\nI've been in one with my dog, it wasn't fun at all ~ but he was ok. ",
"I wonder if there's a correlation with these characters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixie_and_Dixie_and_Mr._Jinks\n\nI thought those names were awfully familiar together. ",
"He could just like Great Divide beer",
"I had one out near Sandy.",
"Without a matching cat named Pixie and mouse named Mr Jinks, the set is incomplete",
"Cat drives and the next thing you know “My Dixie Wrecked!” ",
"Or a Kitler.",
"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen !",
"Is that to distract us from the sasquatch dangling from her rearview mirror? ",
"\"Roadside assistance\"",
"That's so cute.",
"I have that air freshener!",
"So weird but cool too",
"It’s not a tow truck at all lol. Not even a little bit. ",
"I'm a guy and that's the cutest thing I've ever seen ",
"the dream of the 90s is alive!",
"I can't even 🤣",
"I don't see any buttholes so I'm calling the validity of your claims of true cat into question",
"Oh my fuck this is adorable",
"Why do people like you act so pretentious? So what if other people act that way? Judging them isn’t going to improve your life.",
"You forgot \"WE SHOULD SO DO THIS\"\n\nShut the hell up Meghan you're never going to do any of the shit you tag Cassie in. ",
"Dixie rides shotgun. ",
"Dawgs are the Fucking best.\nAlways down to help their hoomans in their job",
"R/catswithjobs ",
"Please tell me they have a calendar...",
"I'm assuming it is [this volvo](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LeEiPv1P--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/yqmx91efduuaqkebn9gf.jpg) based off of others comments and [this article](https://jalopnik.com/owner-has-to-explain-that-his-cats-love-riding-on-the-h-1822443757) showing a car with a similar [windshield decal](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JUu97-zn--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zag4lfywsq30gppmvkv2.jpg)",
"no joke i have 5 cats, two of which are named pixie and dixie, and previously one named trixie",
"I honestly thought it was an actual person, then Sasquatch, crossing the road.",
"Without reading anymore. Portland? Seriously just guessing. ",
"Hello son",
"Are we just going to ignore that Bigfoot is crossing the road?",
"Looking at other comments in this thread, its not a big tow truck, but a volvo sedan",
"Diligently watching the road, wtf does he think is going on 😂 ",
"Aw. So sweet. 🖤",
"That's a man, I think? Its mostly the beard that makes me suspicious",
"I dont know the model, but this appears to be the guy with a volvo [sedan](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LeEiPv1P--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/yqmx91efduuaqkebn9gf.jpg)",
"Is he towing with a Nissan? How?",
"Ever thought about moving across the river?\n\nI've always wanted to live in Washington right across the Columbia River. And buy properties on the Oregon side for rental income.\n\nWashington has no income tax.\n\nOregon has no sales tax.\n\nBuying the properties would be cheaper because of no sales tax, and since I'd live in Washington, I wouldn't pay income tax on the rental income. And they'd still be just a few minutes drive away",
"Oh, why can't animals live for ever! This man deserves it! ",
"In retrospect, I should have gotten my dog the same vest. He was black. And little.... RIP",
"Hahahaha God damn you win the internet tonight. I'm going to bed. ",
"Only in Portland #KeepPortlandWeird",
"Ah, Portland. Stay weird. 👽",
"Loving the big foot air freshner ",
"I’m not at all surprised that Jalopnik was the one that wrote an article on this. Love them. ",
" Okay i read the comments. Glad to know where one of the places i live is consistant. And i need to visit more often.",
"Haters gonna hate. ",
"If the added on buttons control the lights that would make sense!\n\nThat's not a tow truck though what the hey OP",
"Jinx has a lot of renown and rockets.",
"🎶🎼 Night they drove old dixie down🎼🎶",
"Meet the parents was a pretty popular movie. Does your Jinxy cat use the toilet?",
"Hello muddah ",
"He stole your caption, didn't he?",
"More pics please!",
"I hope that cat has some sort of safety harness. I always get nervous seeing animals unsecured in cars. ",
"Hit a little too close to home?",
"Yes, according to another article linked to in the article above. ",
"Existential crises all around!",
"Why would it? Does its owner?",
"I can *taste* it. ",
"That is too cute (while being safe too). Kudos human.",
"What if I'm a satire comedian?\n\n",
"This is me in Monster Hunter World right now",
"Hello Fuddah",
"Thanks for making me feel the shame.",
"Most school buses weigh about four times as much as a tow truck.\n\nIf a school bus weighed under 10,000 pounds, then it would be required to have seat belts. In other words, even then it could weigh thousands of pounds MORE than a tow truck, and still require seat belts.\n\nPlus, the weight is only one part of it. They're designed for compartmentalization, and the seats to absorb the impact of a child thrown forward. The seat belt considerations take into account the child's weight and size. None of that is true of a tow truck.\n\nBasically your entire reasoning for why the cat is safe in a tow truck is horseshit.\n\nYes, a small animal thrown into a windshield would be terribly injured. Just like a loose child would be in a truck.\n\nYes, the cat is less safe in that truck than it would be at home, or in a carrier.\n\nWe can appreciate how cute the picture is without abandoning all sense of reality and facts.\n\nOr just downvote things we don't like hearing - ignorance is bliss and all that.\n\nIf you're still uncertain whether what you said is accurate, I'll find links to prove you're wrong. Or you can find out ahead of time so you don't dig your hole deeper.",
"always love seeing fellow portlanders on reddit!",
"Hello faddah ",
"meowschwitz",
"Meow Zedong?",
"This is the life I one day hope to live. ",
"toki o tomare",
"Fleas, Ticks, Mosquitos really bother",
"No, I don’t use either of those websites he mentioned.",
"These ticks - mosquitoes ",
"This is the best thing I've seen all day!",
"Anyone who can get their cat to wear an outfit happily has master level cat skills. My Snuggy did not appreciate the darling little bumble bee outfit I bought and was sure she would love. Very disappointing waste of $9.",
"I like the Bigfoot air freshener.",
"Wait did you rename Trixie, or... :( ?",
"This cat works for a living",
"Pretty sure you still have to pay taxes on income earned out of state bud. Government isn't gonna let *all* your money go to you!",
"Its too low to be a tow truck. ",
"Tow trucks don't ride that low. There's no way this is a tow truck.",
"Yes! Portland! ",
"Thought this was a bigfoot sighting",
"Thanks for the package",
"I wonder if the smell in the truck smelled like [swamp-ass](http://www.bigfootencounters.com/biology/smell.htm)?",
"And a - non photoshopped to look like it’s in the background - Bigfoot airfreshener hanging from her rear view mirror. ",
"I LOVE THIS SO MUCH",
"We have a guy like this in Sweden but he has a dog named Doris with him! ",
"I can die happily now.",
"That's why I'm writing",
"I didn't down vote anyone, I never do.\n\nI actually have not been factoring the cats safety into any of my comments, I am referring only to human safety. Sorry that wasn't more clear!",
"This is great!",
"I'm pretty sure that's a Volvo XC90... Why the bloody hell fouling you use one as a towtruck?",
"That's roadkill about to happen. ",
"K-9 Advantix quickly stopped all the biting",
"I was looking at what I thought was some statue or strange unidentified entity on the road. I couldn't wrap my mind around it! What's funny is I didn't realize that was an air freshener! I was more focused on that than I was the fact the cat had a matching vest, haha. ",
"I also had a cat named Dixie!\n\nRip in piece",
"That's why I'm writing",
"RIPIP Aspen :(",
"It's ok. The cats got a vest on. ",
">“It’s hard for me to see how anyone can construe hurting a cat in this scenario, particularly when **the cat is on a leash** and clearly enjoying the ride,” Dorsett said.\n\n[Picture of the cat.](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--JUu97-zn--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zag4lfywsq30gppmvkv2.jpg)",
"As cute as that is, I would hate to get that guy. I am highly allergic to cats.",
"Oh shit. You're right. ",
"Well yeah but southern Oregon is a special kind of weird\n\nSource: grew up there for 17 years ",
"This is the most ~~Oregonian~~ Portlandian thing I've ever seen. Their vests even have safety tethers [builtin](https://i.imgur.com/iSLcKtu.jpg)\n\nOne cat is [splooting](https://i.imgur.com/EFIH5uf.jpg) ... /r/sploot\n\nAnd one cat is [loafing with curled feetsies](https://i.imgur.com/hFOvasU.jpg) & /r/catloaf /r/curledfeetsies ",
"Oh my bad.\n\nI didnt have my safety glasses on, must have missed that. ",
"You just reminded me of this [kitty cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI)",
"For downvotes I was referring to all the people that called out how the loose cat isn't safe like that\n\nLast thing we need is a cat smear with a safety vest stuck in it",
"I bet that cat can get into any concert for free now",
"***S A F E B O I ***",
"It’s very reassuring to know that there are people out there who are just as cat crazy as me.",
"If he sits in the cup holder... does that make it a Dixie Cup?",
"You are 100% correct that the cat would be safer in an approved animal transport device.\n\n",
"From an article posted earlier it's just a roadside assistance car so light service only, like lockouts, fuel deliveries, jump-starts, etc",
"Looking at this picture quickly and not reading the headline, I thought this was a really bad attempt at a ‘Bigfoot’ sighting.",
"are you kitten me?",
"I was hoping the driver's name was Trixie",
"I drive tow truck and always talk about wanting to bring my animals with me, I already know my friends are gonna be all over this shit even though it's only a light service car",
"Oh I assumed it was a typo and he meant “in the hood”. I’m not US so I forgot you guys call the enginey bit the hood. ",
"I'm so glad I read that. ",
"I agree, except I don't think they harassed him. There's nothing in the articles that suggest they did, and the fact that the owner was \"surprised\" to get a call from the cops supports this.",
"Looking at this picture quickly and not reading the headline, I thought this was a really bad attempt at a ‘Bigfoot’ sighting.",
"> I don't see any buttholes\n\nNot with that attitude you don't",
"It's not, just a light service response car. Lockouts, fuel deliveries, jump starts etc",
"You have got to be kitten me! ",
"Light service response vehicle",
"'OMG THIS IS SO YOU' ",
"All European cars are smaller anyways, so I could imagine it being a Volvo tow truck/modified car being used as one",
"Taste me",
"This must really cheer up people who just broke down or had an accident. I know it'd make me laugh!",
"Kinda reminds me of that lady in Cowboy Bebop who drives the space trucks with her Cat.",
"whaast about the safe belt ?\n",
"Put a 4 lb. melon on your dashboard and crash your truck at 45 mph into another truck coming at you at 45 mph and let me know how that melon ends up... ",
"Where does the cat poop? This seems like a messy arrangement.",
"I’m...I...am... hungry?",
"Here I am at",
"That Bigfoot on the mirror looks like it’s actually crossing the road. It’s r/mildlyinteresting.",
"Yup. All money earned in Oregon gets taxed just like Oregon! ",
"> the enginey bit\n\nBonnet.",
"R.I.P. Bigfoot, thoughts & prayers.",
"Actually, it puts a smile on my face to see there are other like-minded cynical assholes who can't stand people who act in such shallow, predictable ways.",
"I came here to say this! I would be so pissed. Either let my allergies kick in and get no sleep for a week or have to pay for an uber :/",
"I fought it was a dog first",
"Is this an *Oblivion* reference?",
"“Sometimes I let Dixie drive, ya know? So this one night MY DIXIE WRECKED AND PLOWED THE MAILMAN AGAINST A TREE!”",
"Yep.\n",
"I know that area in the second picture. I do believe that is the Bridge of the Gods in Cascade Locks. I have family down that way. ",
"The air freshener hanging from the rear-view makes it look like Bigfoot is crossing the road.",
"Dixie Normous ",
"And affordable homes...... ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Whatever floats your boat. They probably don't even know you exist. You're just wasting the time in your life focusing on them to give yourself some false sense of superiority. ",
"Yup. Keep Portland... Portland.",
"Hmm looks like the leash is short enough the cat couldnt make it off the hood. I doubt he drives any normal speed like this.",
"Extremely under appreciated movie",
"):",
"I'm talking about human safety, not the cats. \n\nGiven any accident I'd prefer no loose animals in the cab for the drivers safety.\n\nAt the same time I trust a professional driver with a loose animal in the vehicle 100x more than the average driver with a cell phone in the vehicle.\n\nI'm completely okay with the driver slightly increasing their own risk, and I find the risk to other drivers to be so minimal as to be inconsequential.\n\nI'd take more offense if it was my mom letting her pups loose in the car with her than what I'm seeing in the pictures OP posted.",
"If this isn't me, I don't know what is",
"Cat was on a leash.",
"It all makes so much more sense with that in mind.",
"It’s a service cat",
"I know people who are like \"my dry-cleaner\" or \"my electrician\" but your own tow truck driver? Might be time to get a new car?\n",
"r/dogswithjobs",
"You are correct. If you look at the article you will see he took his cat to the Bridge of the Gods. Havent heard of it till now, but next time im in Portland I will make a drive over. ",
"Heard on the local radio today (KEXP I think) that the state of Washington is authorizing official Bigfoot license plates lol",
"“the enginey bit” \nThat’s it, that’s what I’m calling it now ",
"Bigfoot giving zero fucks about crossing a busy 3-lane highway in the middle of the day.",
"Man I hate cats, and I'm allergic. This would make the worst night of my life the worstest night of my life. ",
"something something \"my dixie wrecked\"",
"Nobody cares about the safety of OP given this new information?",
"And a samsquanch air freshener...\n\n*DECENT*",
"Life is full of distractions, gotta be a good driver still. ",
"We did it, Reddit.",
"This is so freaking adorable ",
"r/likeus",
"That's kind of sad really",
"Yup, one accident can send them into the glass...and that's it. My gf always used to take road trips with her dog like this, it always made me nervous.",
"Roll tide?",
"We are an effective team.",
"They died",
"Good cat",
"Roadside assistance guy, maybe not a full truck?",
"The article says he only does this in parking lots at around 5 mph",
"At first glance did anyone else think this was a really poorly photoshopped Bigfoot sighting?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Never mind the cat! Bigfoot is causing mayhem in the middle of the road!",
"My cat loves to hop up on the swivel chair and be spun around. Cats like silly fun too. ",
"yet you call *him* pretentious",
"Roadside assistance goes beyond tows.",
"I have that same air freshener!",
"Suddenly. Bigfoot! ",
"'safety cat'",
"I love this way too much. ",
"The smell has to be atrocious in there.",
"Holy crap guys do you see Bigfoot?",
"Ya but it doesn't have a hard hat or safety glasses on.",
"Hey my cat's name is Jinx what are you tryna say ",
"A shout out to Monster Hunter.",
"Camp Granada",
">In a parking lot - so a confined area\n>At night - so a nonpopulated confined area\n>Slowly - Not putting the cat in danger, in a nonpopulated confined area. \n\nIf the cat wants up there and is having a good time, then what exactly is the problem? Or do you folks just not have the ability to think first, freak out later? He's not driving down the highway... \n\nMy cat wanted to sit on my lap while I rode around mowing the lawn. Are you going to call PETA on me? ",
"He’s about to run over BigFoot!!!",
"Seems like a reasonable thing to alert the cops to. I'd want them to check up on a guy driving around a Taco Bell parking lot at night with a cat on his car hood too.",
"How exactly is that dangerous at 5mph? Even if the cat wasn't on a leash (which it was), there's no way it could get of the hood before he has time to stop if he's paying attention. Cats can be fast, but not that fast.",
"I have a leash for my dog that fastens him to the seatbelt. I'm not taking any chances with my little buddy. ",
"That driver’s name: Bubbles. ",
"I feel like this is the part a lot of people are missing, it's fairly easy to determine when/If you need to stop the car going 5mph for the cats safety.",
"The guy owns a red Volvo SUV according to the article about cars riding on the hood",
"Best thing I've ever seen",
"It’s a Volvo SUV",
"He runs a roadside assistance business with this red Volvo SUV",
"Bigfoot car freshener. Zia Records style. ",
"Chrysler \nRoasted",
"It’s a standard SUV",
"You might be a #crazycatlady if... You post a clear picture of Bigfoot but focus on the cat. ",
"I was too disracted by Bigfoot crossing the freeway that I didn't even notice the cat ",
"Volvo XC 90 (SUV) for roadside assistance",
"Minor roadside assistance company. As someone that dispatches to many companies in this field he may have a tow truck and then s roadside assistance vehicle. It'll do jump starts, flat tire services (usually changes not delivery), door unlocks,fuel deliveries and possibly key replacements/winches/air delivery.",
"I like this couple and their cats. I wish I lived in Oregon and could be best friends with them all. ",
"Its probably because disels tend to purr",
"Engine roof",
"Sasquatch air freshener hanging from mirror. ",
"It's a Volvo all right, but the one in the OP is more recent, not the 850 you've linked. Could be the last generation XC90. \nEdit: Scrolled down. It was. ",
"Why waste their time with something like that? Shit like that is why it takes the police so long to handle real problems, and why there are so many cases of people waiting too long for the police and something going wrong. It's an unusual sight, but not threatening, dangerous to the public, or criminal. \n\nI live in Central NY and right now there's a lawsuit in the works against the Syracuse police department because someone called 911 to request help, saying he feared for his safety, but the police never showed up. There were no officers available. He called a local politician, a common councilor, to complain and while on the phone with her he ended up getting shot. An article on the shooting included a quote saying that the police receive too many calls for help, and there aren't enough officers for all of the calls, leading to long delays and many cancelled calls. \n\nMy identity was stolen 7 months ago. It took 3 weeks to get a cop to come out to take a police report, which I had to have in order to begin the process of having the accounts in my name closed. Every day I was waiting 10+ hours, then calling back and cancelling the request when I had to go to work, doctor's appt, etc. ",
"What if you are allergic to cats?",
"Good info. But damn can't believe you got that username 5 years ago and it wasn't taken. I envy thee",
"Ride in the back bitch.",
"Thanks but it's actually a trick. My username isn't DeadpooL it's Deadpooi. Capital i",
"That doesn't fix the problem bro.",
"YES!",
"I dig your user, Dude. Take 'er easy.",
"I WANT A SAFETY VEST!",
"I thought the picture was showing a photo of Bigfoot crossing the road. ",
"Weirdly enough this is me, only because I got a cat and take her on drives. ",
"Haha that's wonderful",
"I love how the article is followed up with a dozen cat pics! I bet they only asked him to send one.",
"omg, are cats included in those volvos?",
"Technically a tow truck is a regular truck if you’re someone who only drives a tow truck.",
"That was nostalgic. Uploaded in 2005. Ancient YouTube wisdom. ",
"Hello my braddas",
"That one is the best. ",
"I am more interested in his bigfoot air freshener. It looks like it's crossing the street",
"Sounds like your town is poorly managed. In most places, police are able to prioritize calls that they will follow up on.\n\nIf something looks like it might be animal abuse or impaired driving, you let the cops know and they take it from there.",
"Goddamnit. Now I'm going to be thinking about Three Billboards all day.",
"My cats love to go for rides but I can never get them to wear a vest",
"This is about the most adorable thing I have ever seen. I can’t even take how cute this is. ",
"> Bonnet\n\nFancy cap.",
"How in the world would a cat know to jump on a moving vehicle unless he did it for them?",
"They're about to run over Bigfoot.",
"Is no one gonna mention that he also photographed bigfoot!? ",
"At first glance I mistook the air freshener for a bear walking upright across the highway.",
"I’m from Gothenburg, Sweden, where Volvos are made. I’ve grew up with Volvos all around me. 100% sure that I’ve never seen or heard about anyone converted one to a tow truck. It also would not make any sense at all. Even an XC90, the largest Volvo - the one in the picture - would be totally shitty as tow truck in every aspect. It is at least twice as expensive as any american truck. You would have to completely rebuild entire frame and chassis. And it still wouldn’t be able to tow the weight of a normal car. ",
"Cat safety issue ",
"So we're just going to ignore that the witness claims he sped off down the highway, with the cat still on the hood, after being confronted? \n\nEdit: [article posted above](http://katu.com/news/local/video-cat-on-moving-car-hood-in-sandy-oregon-police-investigating-for-animal-neglect), the news video is so overly dramatic it's worth a watch ",
"Did you just hyperlink a subreddit starting with an uppercase \"R\" to the appropriate subreddit to mess with people?",
"The cat watches Rick and Morty, so it's pretty intelligent.",
"Oh wow I remember seeing this for the first time on funnyjunk, oh god now I have to see if that sites dead or not. ",
"So true. Great soundtrack too. M83! ",
"I have a cat that also likes riding in/on vehicles. We have to be extra careful and check the roof of our vehicles to make sure he isn’t up there. \n\nHe will also sneak in cars and randomly jump on the console out of nowhere while you are driving. Pretty sure he does it on purpose because he startles me every time. ",
"I was going to say he isn't so great at names because he forgot the 'ie' on the of Jinx. \n\nOr maybe s/he came first, and the trend started after?",
"Mousy Tongue",
"I was pretty sure the air freshener is a bear crossing the road politely holding up his hand for the stopping cars",
"It's genius ",
"This is awesome. I've got a tortoise haired kitty who loves being on cars. We rescued her, and human contact stressed her out something bad at first. One day out in the garage she jumped on the car, begged for love, and began purring so loud and really leaning into the petting. No idea what her rationale is, but the cars roof is one of the only places she enjoys being loved on. ",
"Considering 99% of us haven't seen such a video, how would we ignore something we did not know? ",
"The cell phone blares to life at 4:30am. With a grunt, Tom reaches over and checks the caller ID. Unknown, it reads. Sigh. \n\n“Tom’s Towing. Yup, I can get you. Stay in your vehicle and put your emergencies on. Be there in 30.”\n\nWith a groan, Tom swings out of bed. “Come on Carl, got another one” he says to the identical but tiny bed next to his. Carl the cat signs, yawns, and gets out of bed. Both dress, put on their safety vests, and head to the kitchen. \n\nThe coffee is already made, so Tom pours two identical cups (one much smaller of course), then lights two cigarettes. Handing both the mug and cigarette to Carl the cat, they then proceed out into the cold morning air. \n\n“These hours are crazy, Tom” Carl says. \n\n“OHMYGOD YOUCANTALK!!!”",
"Call an Uber? Call a different truck",
"You've never lived on a farm have you? My cats have always loved riding on top of the car while I move things around. Obviously I'm not moving fast. Animals are not fragile, helpless little snowflakes like some people seem to think.",
"I saw it myself on Ebaumsworld. Lots of nostalgia there",
"And it’ll be a gif with weird ghosts floating over the front of a still picture with text. ",
"Normous",
"Hopefully this time around they'll cite the guy for blocking his gauges with that GPS unit.",
"Listen to the original song by The Band. It's good.",
"BIGFOOT LIVES!!!!! ",
"....and pays good attention to the road.",
"Dixie for the last time put on a seatbelt! ",
"Dixie Normous?",
"That's what I get after a night of heavy drinking. My friends are arseholes.",
"I love that kitty ",
"It looks like Sasquatch is crossing the road",
"Isn't that cat named zeros. I've also heard he drinks milk on a barstool at the end of the day.",
"It sure looks like an XC90 2005.\n\nEdit 1: Notquiteright2 posted this pic:\n\nhttp://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/49214809.jpg\n\nYou can see the iron mark on the steering wheel, look at the vents and the mesh in the center stack.\n\nSo yes, it is most probably a XC90.\n\nEdit2: last generation XC90.",
"That's a tow truck?",
"I like the Saquatch air freshener....Go PNW 🌲🌲",
"It’s one of those Shares that make you think for just a moment: “Huh, maybe my insane racist Aunt isn’t so bad.. aaaaand there’s Brietbart.”",
"Don't mind the Sasquatch... nothing to see here.",
"Is it bad I have a male and female friend that do this back and forth?",
"And now they can use this picture to charge him for dangerous driving. ",
"And not only that, but it makes it much more likely to be involved in an accident. ",
"You're right, that's not mentioned in the OP, that's from the article in the comments, my mistake. \n\nPosted above your comment: \n\n\nhttps://jalopnik.com/owner-has-to-explain-that-his-cats-love-riding-on-the-h-1822443757",
"Why does someone who purposefully endangers their cat (as well as other people) deserve it?",
"Idk man...You can see the buttons for the tow package, on that yellow panel. I could be mistaken. ",
"What would that yellow panel on the lower dash be for? Has buttons for the tow package. Seems as though",
"Would you forget about the fucking tow?",
"Frowns are relative (to the eyes)",
"And my foot goes in a boot. Some junk I don’t need right now goes in a trunk. \n\nBesides, it’s pretty fun to say “pop the hood.”",
"This just brightened my entire day.",
"Likely a roadside assistance guy, who go the call before the yow company, driving him back to wherever his car is going while the towing company gets his car hooked up and hauled away. It can take a while and sucks if you have somewhere you need to be. ",
"Looks like Big Foot is walking across the road from his rear view mirror bing. ",
"He’s there for cat-alytic converter problems. ",
"You must be in Oregon with a Volvo Tow Truck. ",
"Yeah, I suspect it's a roadside assistance person that's sent out in a Volvo (also not entirely sure why they're in a Volvo given that it's an upmarket brand in the USA.)\n\nSide note: I hope to visit Gothenburg someday!",
"OP said tow truck driver, but maybe I'm being pedantic.",
"That's what I'm thinking.",
"Username checks out.",
"Thats actually his Palico with her starting armor",
"This is the best post I've ever seen.",
"Going 5mph.. which is like jogging",
"I blame monster hunter series for making me dream of having a felyne companion. ",
"But catters gotta cat",
"I can't believe this sentiment wasn't higher on the list. This would cause me serious breathing problems for days.",
"Every time I’ve needed a tow they’ve always been really cool but not truck cats",
"Your tow truck is a volvo? ",
"I'M more confused by the \"tow truck driver\" driving an estate Volvo...",
"Legit thought there was a big foot on the road for .0567 seconds...\n",
"You do realize the reason he took so long to get there was because he was chasing his cat around the house trying to force it into that vest.",
"Watch out, don’t hit bigfoot",
"HAY GUYS MEBE WE KEN GET THE CAT 2 DO AMA??? ",
"Hmm, that could be a PTO, but it has to be for something small, like only tows smart cars or something.",
"Yes, that's why I was asking about Seattle. ",
"Big foot looks so contrasty walking in the snow!",
"Where does the cat use the litter box? I'd imagine it'd want to relieve itself at some point during the day...sorry if it's a weird question but I keep wondering lol",
"I wish I could take my little buddy to work ",
"This cat was born in a pool of gasoline on a piece of rusty scrap metal ",
"Dude, get a life. ",
"Does he grab it by the *pussy*?",
"My dad has a little dog names Dixie, calls her \"Dix\" for short, and I refuse to believe he doesn't know why this is hilarious to me.",
"Your tow truck is a Volvo car? I'm confused.",
"Volvo XC90",
"Well of course he does.",
"Knew it had to be Oregon.",
"Monster Truck Hunter World and his palico.",
"I knew you had to be PNW with the Sasquatch air freshener. ",
"That one safe meow",
"I thought the Sasquatch hanging from the mirror was awesome!",
"u/sarah_97",
"For a minute, I thought sasquatch was actually crossing the road. ",
"the cat is cute but tell me about those buttons ",
"Is that Bigfoot crossing the road??",
"Nice catch",
"Love the Samsquanch air freshener.",
"That's amazing, now I want to move there even more! ",
"SAMSQUANCH",
"Aren't tow controls usually on the exterior of the truck by the actual tow assembly?\nUnless you're talking about driving features such as multiple tow/haul options. \nIn which case I know nothing and you may be right. ",
"I've driven a Volvo truck. I used to run a fleet of Freightliner Cascadias, but evaluated other brands from time to time. Look at how low to the ground this is. Look at the interior. This is not a Volvo commercial truck. ",
"lol at the bigfoot air freshener ",
"My cat used to sit in the same spot and watch the world go by. He saw the USA that way. Damn, I miss him. Coolest cat in the world. ",
"They make a Honda Goldwing motorcycle tow \"truck\", I am sure someone could figure out how to make a Volvo a tow truck. However, this seems like a fairly stock XC90 judging by the pics in the linked Jalopnik.com article.",
"Thanks man, I'll take 'er easy for all of you sinners out there",
"Du yu kno de wai bruddah",
"Don't forget the other cat's /r/jellybeantoes ",
"This place is a god damned hive mind and I love it",
"This wins the cat internetz this week",
"Didn't wanna give it away so quickly :P",
"If id'a said \"bonnet\" people would be asking why I'm talking about an old-fashioned hat I'm certain of it.",
"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/8b/68/9e8b683607b9500231626728b28a8d31.jpg ",
"Are we not going to talk about the sasquatch air freshener? What would that even smell like? \n...feet?",
"Yes. It is a XC90, I’ve driven several, I was even involved in the introduction launch of the XC90, back in 2003. What I ment is that I’m totally sure it’s not converted to a tow truck. :)",
"That would make sense. \n\nIf you are to visit Gothenburg, make sure to do it in the summer. July and August are absolutely great, the rest of the year is just rain and cold. ",
"What scent could possibly be marketed as a Bigfoot? ",
"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?",
"Sounds like Portland to be honest.",
"My cat is Jinxi!",
"I have that bigfoot , it's Pine scented Of course, and I got it at world of Bigfoot outside of Garberville, CA.",
"Uh, no. Didn't even notice I used uppercase. Thanks for pointing that out for me in the future though.",
"Did you find these two in Narnia? ",
"Haha that's really cute!",
"Sup fam ",
"Ravioli is still the best cat name tho - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTcC7BvD7cw",
"Hello darkness my old friend"
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My tow truck driver has a cat named Dixie with a matching safety vest.
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"I like it, kinda reminds me of LOTR for some reason",
"I can see that! To me, it’s more Dark Souls-y.",
"looks like the tree from half Potter and the chamber of secrects in the forbidden forest. ",
"So cool, indeed."
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Probably one of the creepiest/coolest photos I’ve ever taken.
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"I'm trying to get better at photography, but every time I take a picture of the moon it just comes out as a blurry white mess. How do you actually take a picture of the moon like this and have it turn out so beautiful? ",
"This is not a \"real\" image. It's a composite of multiple images taken of the eclipse overlayed on a wider shot also captured this morning. I'd be happy to answer any questions!",
"That's great you want to get better, almost everything I've learned has been by experimenting in the field and looking at the work of others. For a standard moon shot at 200mm, my settings are usually f/10, ISO320, 1/320th of a second, with some slight variability. If you're trying to get the moon to expose properly in a wide landscape night/twilight image, you'll have to shoot different settings for the moon and landscape and then combine the images.",
"Oh ok. That would make sense. The next time there is a moon I can photograph I will have to try these things out and see if my photos improve.",
"So there wasn't reallt 14 moons?",
"I like to be honest when my images are manipulated, too many people share completely unrealistic images of the night sky while passing them off as real. ",
"Good luck!",
"Thanks for catching this time lapse, I know it probably wasn't all that easy but you really did a good job.\n\nOn a side note I know this sounds silly but I only found out a couple years ago that the moon is tidally locked into place and that's why we only see the one side of it. I honestly thought it was spinning up there and I only ever caught the same side of it.",
"> I'd be happy to answer any questions!\n\nWere you worried that the Moon would crash into Denver? ",
"Yeah, it's pretty crazy, and in millions of years the moon will be too far away for total solar eclipses (sooner if we blow it up by accident or an alien mothership clips it)!",
"Not really, there was a large safety net behind the skyscrapers.",
"Yeah, this is from City Park this morning. There were some funky clouds that definitely reduced the luminosity before it finally dipped behind them.",
"Bad ass dude",
"Thanks ",
"I was fortunate, along with the decent crowd there, a lot of fellow photographers in the mountains were blocked by clouds.",
"I know! And in a few billion years the sun will implode! The universe is amazing and kind of scary but I'm glad to be a part of it ^ ^\n\n(also is it hard to adjust the lighting settings as the moon lost light during the eclipse?)",
"I don't know how but I read that as \"A complete opposite\"",
"The light loss during totality definitely makes it harder to capture. I already knew the general settings I would need and ended up using f/5.6, ISO800, ~1 second.",
"I appreciate you being honest. The moon is so bright that it's impossible to get the foreground and background exposed and it's very hard to get the \"big moon\" effect over an interesting foreground and have everything line up right so when people cheat and just take a wide shot and then zoom in and take a moon shot and cut and paste them, it gives an unrealistic expectation and devalues those who took a \"real\" photo. Your composite is beautiful by the way. ",
"Thank you, my thoughts exactly!",
"The red color wasn't until a little later so bad timing unfortunately.",
"How do you get that \"big moon\" effect? Or was it really that big?",
"TIL we have like 15 moons! :)",
"Having a tough time wrapping my mind around the occultation coming in from the top left. \n\nI get that the moon's travel across the picture is just from the earth rotating.\n\nI guess because the moon is orbiting around the earth in same direction and similar plane as the earth is rotating around the sun, and the moon is sorta catching up and moving through the line going out radially from the sun and through the earth...",
"14 to be exact ;)",
"You can use a star app on your smartphone or this free one http://stellarium.org to see the moon's path, it's pretty interesting.",
"What? It's actually a compliment.",
"Berry good post"
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A composite of the lunar eclipse over Denver.
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[
"Kung fu hustle? ",
"cosplay my ass",
"Yaaaaaaaaaas",
"One of the greatest movie ever made. Laughed my ass off in high school. Kung fu hustle. ",
"BEST MOVIE EVER! Great costumes!",
"Whose throwing handles?!",
"[You read my mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1_0WYSA_Js).\n\nEdit: [Here's a non dubbed version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xssCyfRu3iM).\n",
"I love the casino scene where they casually say their names. They already had their epic saga long ago and this is life after that.\n\nDaughterofthedragon.",
"There isn't enough brown paint and corn in the world to cosplay as your ass",
"No, they're just mad that tourists found out about their real village.",
"[corn my ass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKZNEugVQlk)",
"This looks extremely comfortable. ",
"I feel like I’m watching some kind of Asian Portlandia ",
"Pig Sty Alley",
">>Fat woman, my ass!\n",
"Man I was not ready for how good this film was. I thought it was gunna be some Bruce Lee, Way of the Dragon, kung fu type films. That and i was high as fuck",
"I don't think I've ever watched the dubbed version.",
"Goddamn dubs. ",
"It's a documentary!",
"And now I'm watching it on Hulu. ",
"I normally don't mind dubs, but for this movie they're fucking awful.",
"YES SO GOOD",
"O-ooo",
"I get distracted by the lips not matching the words. But you're right, these voices in particular were terrible.",
"I can't uovote this enough ",
"It was amazing balance of funny and action. Tough to find nowdays :(",
"This is one of my favorite movies of all time (^(English ^dub, ^^don't ^^^hurt ^^^^me))",
"Haha the only reason I've never watched the english dub is because I understand Cantonese but to each their own. This movie deserves to be appreciated no matter what language you watch it in.",
"Holy shit I love it",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"YEEEESSSS",
"“Who’s throwing handles???”",
"Well that's just tremendous. Edit* Just finished watching this again, I had to after seeing this post. :)",
"I love Kung Fu Hustle. One of those movies I can watch a thousand times and still laugh my ass off.\n",
"The physical comedy in this movie was just gold. I still inhale sharply every time I see him jam the handleless blade back into his arm.",
"One of the best scenes in an awesome movie!\nhttps://i.imgur.com/t5daQDy.gifv",
"Maybe it'll make more sense to people once the novels get translated:\n\nhttps://quartzy.qz.com/1125004/jin-yongs-epic-condor-trilogy-the-lord-of-the-rings-of-chinese-literature-is-finally-being-translated-into-english/",
"Lol I thought it was the \"I feel sorry for your mother\" lady and husband from menace II society. ",
"I gotta see this again now",
"Holy crap! I didn't even know there was a dubbed version.",
"It's terrible. This is one of my favorite scenes in the normal version.",
"):",
"One of the only dvds I still have. ",
"I didn't know there was an original version... I thought this was like Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and just a movie made to LOOK like a badly dubbed old martial arts movie.",
"That’s awesome!",
"Just bought this movie on blue ray for my kids to play over and over and over again. ",
"Now listen here you little shit can! ",
"Oh my God. This dubbed version sounds so shit. ",
"When does the movie take place in the books",
"That bounce of the lower balcony! Brutal. ",
"Who's throwing handles!?",
"Simultaneously one of the best action movies and one of the best comedies of all time.",
"This. That clip was the first time I’ve heard it and I usually prefer dubs. ",
"My favourite Chinese movie ever ",
"Hurry up and buy! ",
"Love Kung Fu Hustle! One of the most original and funny movies out there. Great cosplay!",
"def agree ",
"I legit have 2 dvds. Kung Fu Hustle, and the Godfather box set. Not sure which one I value more.",
"I gather that means you hadn't seen Shaolin Soccer yet?",
"One of the best scenes in the movie. I laugh just thinking of it.",
"Stephen Chow man, best comedy out there. I just know Shaolin Soccer by heart. Too bad some of it has been censored when ported to the west.",
"Haven't seen Kung Fu Hustle, so I thought it was when Kahn and his wife on King of the Hill became rednecks. ",
"Doesn't the Godfather box set contain multiple DVDs?",
"Let’s see her smoke that whole cigarette",
"Kung Fu Hustle - one of the best comedies ever! I think I read that Bill Murray said it was the pinnacle of comedy movie.",
"Theres a dubbed version? Only watched (and owned) Chinese language with subtitles.",
"Dubbing liveaction should result in the death penalty",
"Found the German or the illiterate",
"I understood why my young cousins can watch Thomas the Tank Engine, Barbie, Hello Kitty shows many many times because I did the same with Kungfu Hustle. I've watched this movie at least 10 times from beginning to end, and I still find new stuff to laugh about. Everything about this movie was perfect.",
"*Axe Gang, my ass!*",
"It’s a live action Bruce Lee Coyote movie. ",
"Timeline wise, they don't match or make sense at all. Return of the Condor Hero was based in end of Sung dynasty in the early 1200 right after Genghis Khan die. So for the main characters from that to be still around in the 1940s Shanghai, it's nearly impossible. Also, the kung fu they used aren't their specialty either but other more well-known Kung Fu in Chinese fantasy. Still fun as Easter eggs though.",
"Oh my god the nostalgia!",
"You know a lot of movies come from America and are released in other countries. Would you be surprised to hear they're not subbed, but dubbed. ",
"Like Idiocracy?",
"I thought the English dub made it that much funnier. I suppose it does take some subtlety out of it, but the first time I watched it I thoughr it was supposed to be a parody of bad dubs.",
"His reaction to getting stabbed left me in stitches. ",
"Bill Murray said about Kung Fu Hustle, \"there should have been a day of mourning for American comedy the day that movie came out,\" because it was the \"supreme achievement\" of modern comedy\"",
"this person has great taste. :) wp sir",
"Really? I thought thats a big no no with the screen actors guild.",
"I can hear that scream just looking at her! :)",
"ever since this movie, i've wanted to live in a little area like that where everyone just happens to be a master of some kind of kung fu and just live a simple life",
"Anyone who liked Kung Fu hustle should also check out journey to the West. It was on Netflix last time I checked and I believe it's the same director.",
"I'm not American and English is not my first language, so yes I do know that you condescending cunt. That some countries mainly dub does not make it any less shit.",
"No, kill everyone who likes dubbed bc the American way!\n\n/S",
"Yeah but can she inhale an entire cigarette in one breath?",
"Here in Germany EVERY movie is dubbed. That's why Netflix is so popular here, you can watch stuff in English. My city has two movie screenings a week in the OV, for select movies.",
"\"What you say about my momma\"",
"Funny ass movie.",
"\"What? Never seen an ice cream thief before?\" That part as he is hysterically laughing at her from the trolley unaware of who she really is absolutely kills me.",
"KUNG FU HUSTLE I LOVED THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER",
"Kung Fu Hustle, right?",
"I always lose my shit when I hear the thump and the flip flop and bra just flying across the screen right after.",
"You already knooowww.",
"Alright, I gotta close this thread and leave. Never seen any footage from this film and now I need to make sure I don't ruin it for myself.",
"its more like their permanence has yet to fully develope so depending on age its like they have not seen it in a while",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdtvtYpfg_s\n\nyou'll love this one then.",
"“*Fat woman my ass!*”\n\n‘Hey! I’m with the axe gang!”\n\n“*Axe gang my ass!*”",
"This brought a huge smile to my face. My friend had the movie on his laptop and our group would watch it at least once a week.",
"It is; he also made The Mermaid in 2016 which is just amazing. There is a sequel to Journey to the West, I don't quite recommend it though - it's just 'okay'.",
"Pretty sure that insane Cardiff City Football Club owner [Vincent Tan](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2013/08/15/22/74-malayia-getty.jpg) wins the Kung Fu Hustle cosplay.",
"Awesome",
"Speaking of this genre, does anyone know the film where one of the characters has like metallic angel wings?",
"HAHA GOTCHA!",
"And then the pot plant",
"Same here. HAHA HAHA HAHA! Love that part!",
"It's just missing the bit where he gets poked with a stick by one of the neighbours to check if he's still alive. ",
"Yes! Greatest film of all time!",
"I thought the awful dubs was part of the movie. For me it goes along well with the theme. ",
"Have you heard the gospel of our lord and savior Taika Waititi? ",
"[Nearly](https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/SorrowfulFelineFugu)",
"Cosplay?",
"I'm American but lived in Belgium and thankfully most of the films I went to see at Kinepolis were VOST in French and Flemish. Only ran into trouble with Crouching Tiger.",
"I fucking love this movie. Not only the film but the joy of watching it with my brother. Good ol' days! ",
"> Only watched (and owned) Chinese language with subtitles\n\nThe only right way to watch non-English movies.",
"Landlord needs to look sleazier. Cos is spot-on though!",
"And Shaolin Soccer",
"^ what this guy said i ussually hate dubs but for kung fu hustle i think they were shit on purpose to make it even funnier.",
"Same for me, I find the dubs hilarious. ",
"If only you understand Cantonese and it's cultural context. Stephen Chow is actually famous for his puns and cultural parodies",
"havent seen that but shaolin soccer and the god of cookery are also very funny/entertaining ",
"Visitor Q",
"Down vote for using \"on point\". \n \nHow I hate that phrase.",
"lol i thought the same thing !",
"Cosplay my ass!",
"Paris and Helen of Troy. The Fated Lovers.",
"\"No soccer today\"",
"If you find out, please let me know. Sounds interesting ",
"Axe gang my ass!",
"is that at central world?",
"unfortunately, hk dubs are always shit in english. in asian languages, they're fucking good. like they have dedicated actors for their counterparts.",
"yea that's classic stephen chow. he's always in pain caused by some idiot and he just suffers it quietly.",
"Going by various video searches, it appears that in Eastern European countries they overdub a bored Russian guy reading every character's part in a steady monotone.",
"Meanwhile in Hong Kong a random middle aged couple is still kvetching to one another in Cantonese: \"Why the hell was that gwailo taking a picture of us on the street while we were out shopping?!\"",
"“MY ASS”",
"I loved this movie so much I bought it on UMD. That's right, I bought a hard copy for my PSP. (I now have it on bluray as well)",
"Tremendous ",
"One of the best movies ever. Caught me off guard... I love the story, the characters, the dialogue and of course the fight scenes.",
"Kung fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer were my favorite movies. ",
"Wait, the poor dubbing isn't part of the joke? ",
"Best movie EVER ",
"That’s awesome. ",
"Lay off the insults.\n\nIn Italy, most Hollywood releases are dubbed. And generally very well.\n\nThe thing is that that the same voice actor who is assigned, say, the young Tom Cruise in Taps is expected to voice Tom Cruise as he ascended. \n\nThey do it. The Italians love them. Even the English-fluent. \n\nIt's kind of an art unto itself, which is so very Italian in and of itself. \n\n",
"Crappy shoes for a Kung Fu master ",
"Is this in Bangkok?",
"Being from Hong Kong and a long time fan of Steven Chow. The fact that Kung Fu Hustle is so well loved on reddit always surprises me.",
"Does indeed look like Central World in Bangkok",
"Wait... these characters are from well-known Chinese fiction novels?",
"Damn, this is the only thing in your comment history.",
"Name a more iconic duo, ill wait ...",
"Hope they have a son in real life and get him dressed up too. Just dont do the pissed on part of it. ",
"Time to rematch the movie again.",
"HO!!! ",
"I didn't know Clint Eastwoods good bad and the ugly trilogy were dubbed for a long time.. thr Italians did it right even in the 70s",
"Notice the lipstick mark on his face....",
"Here's your shampoo you little prick. ",
"I love this movie.",
"My ass",
"What do you mean? It’s available for streaming on Hulu.",
"Looks like I'm playing [Jade Empire](http://jadeempire.wikia.com/wiki/Henpecked_Hou) today.",
"That might be part of why only 34% of Italians speak English and why 40% of Italians don't speak a second language. Hardly a goal to strive for.",
"Streaming? Sure you are",
"He wasn't wrong ",
"Cosplay, my ass!",
"Pay your rent!!!",
"Had no idea. So glad you posted this info",
"This film took me completely by surprise, I had no idea what to expect. I need to watch it again.",
"Last week I was absentmindedly people watching folks at the Japan expo in Bangkok from the sky train terminal right above the spot that photo was taken. Confirming this on google street view was an odd sensation. Probably the closest I’ll ever be to the front page! It’s interesting, but only mildly.",
"Stephen Chow movies are great. Love that cosplay.",
"I thought Idiocracy was a prophecy?",
"Kung-Fu Hustle my ass!",
"The fact that Larry Appleton actually commented on the trailer has me all fucked up now. ",
"ahh thanks for the morning laugh. i needed that. now i need to watch the whole movie ",
"God I love that movie!",
"daaaayyyum! I don't usually go for the cosplay stuff, but this young couple *nailed it*",
"Not sure how many times I've watched that movie and had no idea what the name of it was.",
"This movie is so good, i wish it gained a sequel",
"I must have missed a meme memo.",
"King Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer are two of about 6 movies I actually own. ",
"From his [GQ](https://www.gq.com/story/bill-murray-dan-fierman-gq-interview?currentPage=1) interview in 2010\n> It's not even close. *Quick Change* after it looked like a home movie. It looked like a fucking *high school film*. I was like, \"Oh man, I just saw this thing,\" and \"God, that's just staggering, just staggering. That movie is just AHHHHHH!\" And when I saw that, I was like: That. Just. Happened. There should have been a day of mourning for American comedy the day that movie came out.",
"That's like one of Chow's signature humours. Well executed arbitrary over-acting when you don't expect it. ",
"Which version of kung fu hustle is the \"normal\" version that everyone saw? The first time I saw this film, it had funny dubbed over voices in English with Asian accents but when it was on tv, the dub was Shitty normal English accents, which in my opinion reduced the humour of the film, then there's the original in chinese im assuming. \n\nEdit: this is the version I'm referring to and was basically my childhood\n\nhttps://youtu.be/4G9m6VzqnVs\n\nThe accents reminded of my family trying to speak which made it even funnier, apparently Steven chow did the voice over",
"She did",
"Not sure if you've ever seen the 2-part \"A Chinese Odyssey\", which is also a fan-fic version of the classic journey to the west story. It's legendary. ",
"I really wish Stephen Chow was allowed to make the Green Hornet movie the way he wanted instead of getting fired.",
"This is a legendary cosplay \n\n",
"I'm more of a Kung pow fan",
"A character with metal wings?\n\n[Zu Warriors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3-8y2nmA40) has such a thing\n\nA fun movie which seemed to me\n\nA little bit like DBZ\n\n",
"The part where she flicks her nose with her thumb at brother sum..",
"No clue. ",
"The hair fire scene is the most unnecessarily drawn-out thing I've ever seen in my life.\n\nI love it.",
"I know these people :D",
"If you love Kung Fu Hustle, Go watch Stephen Chow's other masterpiece, Journey to the West. It features a lot of the same cast and is equally hilarious and visually stunning. ",
"The part just after when he sweeps the dirt to cover his face",
"Holy Shit...\n\nI love this movie but I completely forgot there were subtitles.",
"his henchman poured the alcohol in the flask on it too! I was howling!",
"I've never seen it dubbed",
"It's a comedy and they used the name for those two only\nAFAIK.",
"It was when it came out.",
"I just want to recommend *Quick Change* to anyone who hasn't seen it. Still funny.",
"Donut:\n[In English while dying] What are you prepared to do?!\n\nLandlord:\nWe can't understand what you're saying!\n\n \n\nLaughed so hard the first time I watched that scene.\n\n \n\nFor those who didn't get the reference to The Untouchables:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/zKBUzADFVhg?t=206\n",
"I watched this for the first time like a month ago! Just in time to understand this reference.",
"I forgot about this movie. It was better forgotten ",
"If you haven't seen it yet, watch Shaolin Soccer. I think it's just as good as Kung Fu Hustle.",
"Central World, Bangkok, Thailand\n\n\\* also dyk, the actor+actress are both part of that opera troupe that Jackie Chan came from",
"Is that the dubbed version? Or orignal?\n",
"Do you watch a dubbed version or the original?",
"It's a dvd, it has both.",
"Stephen chow has a ton of great movies. Too bad kungfu hustle and shaolin soccer were the only two that made it to mainstream Hollywood. ",
"*FLOOOOOORES FLOOOOOORES POR LOS MUERTOS! POR LOS MUUUUUUERTOS!!!!*",
"The director is Stephen Chow. He has a cult following in Asian cinema, Chinese/Cantonese comedy will die the day he retires. I get so sad when I see how old he's become. ",
"I thought DVD's only had multiple subtitles? Not voices",
"The attention to detail is too good in this movie. The delay of his wince after getting hit in the head with the plant is too real. You dont react to things instantly, theres always a noticeable delay",
"Seems racist. Just watch the original with English subtitles. Don't simultaneously mock a race and enjoy their work too. ",
"I watch it dubbed...dubbed in mandarin lol. I speak mandarin, not cantonese, which is what the original is",
"\" Who the hell is throwing handles!?\"",
"Damn she really looks like her ",
"How about a date?\n\n*Date* my ass.\n\nHow about a steak?\n\n*Steak* my ass",
"U sure he’s not being sarcastic? ",
"Watch it asap. It's my all time favorite movie.",
"This movie came out during a pretty hard time in my life and went a long way towards cheering me up. Still one of my favorites. Great job on the costumes!",
"Fucking best!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️",
"Yeah. The fight scenes are actually extremely good, despite not taking themselves seriously.",
"I love this.",
"TIL Tommy Wiseau is not a student, but a master.",
"As much I like the comedy in this film, it also has some of the greatest fight scenes on film [like this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDr1MD2a1aM)",
"The dubbed jokes are even different than the subtitled ones.\n\nIn the part where Bone is trying to figure out if the blade stuck in Sing is the third knife:\n\n**Subtitles**\n\nBone: Could it be the same one? Can't be... \n*[Bone pulls blade out of Sing]* \nSing: Don't! \nBone: Sorry! \n*[Bone sticks blade back in]* \n\n**Dubbed**\n\nBone: We should check for fingerprints. Let's have a look. \n*[Bone pulls blade out of Sing]* \n*[Bone looks at blade]* \n*[Bone sticks blade back in]* ",
"Love it.",
"That saddens me. I didn't know he was the original Dir.",
"Nope, audio in several languages and subtitles.",
"Damn, now I'm going to go home tonight and watch this movie again.",
"Cosplay my ass! ",
"They should make a sequel!! This was one of the best comedy in ku fu ever filmed not even Jackie chan’s slapstick comes close.",
"That is pretty good",
"LOL. This is one messed up movie.",
"Awesome!",
"THE LION'S ROAR!",
"The Landlady was in \"The Man with the Golden Gun\". [At around the 4:50 mark she shows up and also kicks ass.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoENMzywGGM)",
"With a strong family friendly message to boot.",
"It has already been translated by fans years ago",
"I love this.",
"And he said 'Baby, up your butt with a coconut!' Except... there was no coconut. He didn't have a coconut to my knowledge.",
"What the hell kinda clown *ARE* you, anyway?",
"The coconut was the sack",
"Am I the only guy who loved the dubbed version? I legit thought it sounded horrible on purpose",
"Yeah, that's it. Thx!\n",
"As acoupleofcouplets said --\n\nbut apparently the US version is horrible, so try to find the original. And it's not the 1983 version. ",
"It’s bad luck just seeing something like that!",
"Lolol I'm Asian myself and am familiar with Asian accents so hearing it being exaggerated seemed funny... No difference being an English person and finding an over exaggerated Irish accent funny... No difference when English, French, Russian, American accents etc are exaggerated in film or Tv. Wouldn't those be racist? You're probably only finding it racist because you probably look down on these types of people and assume the accent is a form of mockery but is it though? What part if it is mockery/offensive? ",
"Try watching the dubbed version in English, as a kid this was my everything since the accents reminded me of my family trying to speak in English, making it so much funnier. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/4G9m6VzqnVs",
"Love this movie so much. I one day hope that my son will watch it and say he loves it, too. Then, I will hand him my light saber and fade away leaving only a pile of dad jeans, crocs, and value-pak t-shirt.\n\nPretty sure his mom will be happy, but fuck her for never liking that movie.\n\n",
"The dubs are 100% bad on purpose, Stephen Chow even dubbed his own lines for the english version. he made them bad because it adds to the ridiculousness of the film. You miss out on a few jokes if you watch the subbed version.",
"\noo never heard of that - thanks",
"No problem. It's got insane over the top martial arts and monsters. Really fun to watch. It's got some gore though so might want to keep the kiddies away",
"On Netflix? ",
"Are you allowed to do that anymore? It seems like a perfect way to get S JWs calling for your head on a platter",
"Lolol I'm Asian myself and am familiar with Asian accents so hearing it being exaggerated seemed funny... No difference being an English person and finding an over exaggerated Irish accent funny... No difference when English, French, Russian, American, Southern American accents etc are exaggerated in film or Tv. Wouldn't those be racist? If you find it racist, you're probably only finding it racist because you probably look down on these types of people and assume the accent is a form of mockery but is it though? To be fair it's not even that exaggerated in kfh",
"In my opinion getting people to dub over Asians speaking English with a dodgy Asian accent is pretty racist. Asian Americans speak English like a Americans. \n\nAlso depending on the voice actors they employ it could be better or worse? If they got asian Americans to exaggerate their accents it's bad. But if they got other races to do the accent, it's even worse. \n\n\nThere's always this need by people to differentiate other races because they aren't \"from\" there. \n\nOther accent for screen aren't bad because you see the people and it's produces with them in it. Kung Fu hustle is a Cantonese movie. \n\nAnd nah I'm Asian myself too. ",
"I love comedy and Asian cinema but man....I think I am the only person that never, once, laughed at that movie. I know I'll be flamed but I just could not get into it.",
"No it was hinted in the book that the tomb she resided in had the power of delayed aging and stuff I think. Or even close to immortality. So there has been fan fiction about them living forever happily like the gods. ",
"Im not sure if it was dubbed over by other people? I always assumed the English dubbed over version was done by the same actors but just in English, like I thought that was what Steven chow sounded in English ",
"Bluftoné, bluftoné! Honk Honk.",
"The mighty hand of buddha",
"the english dub us compete trash",
"I actually loved it as a kid, especially how Steven Chow did the dub over himself, making it even funnier ",
"Not on Netflix, you'd have to torrent it or stream it from a Chinese streaming site. It's one of Stephen Chow's older works but very much worth it. ",
"Cool I'll check it out. Thanks!",
"im gonna drink scotch tonight and watch this movie.\n",
"And even the timing is so damn on point.",
">thatspartofthejoke.jpg",
"Simply love it.",
"Lipstick on one cheek and the imprint from a slap on the other cheek would be amazing imo.",
"Could never get into shaolin soccer. bullet proof monk I could, there are a lot more jokes than most people realize. subtle but funny.",
"Briliant",
" Even without the comedy, it was still a pretty kickass Kung fu movie.",
"The cryin' on the inside kind I guess..."
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This cosplay is on point
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[
"Hi, doggie!",
"Fucking dogs get chemotherapy? ",
"TIL dogs can also get chemo.",
"Right on!",
"Think of all the starving people I could save if I didn't spend money on feeding my dog when instead I can pay for other peoples food.",
"Yay for Pugsley! :) What a relief it must have been for his family to be able to afford getting him the very best of care. Here's hoping he has a happy long-life. ",
"True. You must feel like a complete dick."
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Pugsley's last day of chemo
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[
"Its Kingman. So, it really just a room for tweakers. 😂😂",
"It’s an ADA compliant urinal.",
"lol is that the rep Kingman has? I was just traveling through. For the heck of it stopped at the Taco Bell in town on the way back through... got my order wrong.",
"There was also a trash compactor-stick just chilling tipped over near the trash can here at this BK.",
"Pretty much. Only thing to do There is get high or sit in prison. Lol"
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The Kingman, AZ Burger King urinal (aka privacy throne room for short folk)
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[
"Context please?",
"We are attractive and deserve upvotes. No context required. ",
"Define \"attractive\" because I might be looking at this picture incorrectly.",
"Looks like a Chad and Stacy for sure. Maybe a Trisha and Kyle...either way...downvote",
"/s \n\nBut I think someone might be using their Reddit account to save all their pictures and they don’t realize people see it",
"Uhm....ok....I guess?",
"Which one is Stacy?",
"I hear Stacy's mom has got it going on.",
"Well they're active in braincels and thedonald. Hence the name chad. Didn't know incels called chicks Stacy. I thought we were \"femoids\", or sluts.",
"REEEEEEEEEEE"
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chad and stacy
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[
"OK, I'll bite, how do you try it?",
"I honestly am not sure. For me it was a big button on the front page that said \"try it here\" or something. \n\nEdit: like the guy above me said, /r/beta is probably a good place to start. (u/jingletard)",
"Thanky kindly, stranger!",
"/u/seamarine_, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/seamarine_&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uf06e/the_new_reddit_for_those_who_still_have_not_tried/?context=10\\))"
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The new Reddit, for those who still have not tried it.
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[
"Noooo why!!!! ",
"\"Organic\" \n\n... Yeah OK ",
"Just add water. BAM.",
"And there you have it folks, “fresh” fruit.",
"/u/leah_onomatopoeia, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/leah_onomatopoeia&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uf1vm/produce_of_the_future/?context=10\\))"
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Produce of the future
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"Stunning!",
"Stunning!",
"Thank you, so excited my first ever decent picture of the moon. ",
"Stunning!",
"Stunning!",
"Bravo "
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Moon just after rising tonight
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[
"Cleaned or deflated?",
"Lol!!",
"Master has displeased dobby.....dobby would like master to give him a sock",
"Guess you just went to the top of his list. ",
"\"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'I SHOULD HAVE READ THE LABEL?!'\"",
"This is exactly what my cat looks like when I sneeze! "
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So I cleaned my cat's ears
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[
"No one knows what its like...\nTo be a bad light...\nTo be a sad light..\nOn a blue wall....",
"My doctor has these lights in the halls. I think he looks like a sad chameleon",
"Yeah. That pretty much nails it."
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This sad light fixture.
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[
"He is very plump for a stray kitty! ",
"We've been feeding it (well, them): there are two others, a black long-hair and another black one. \nTrying to figure out how to catch them/transport to the local shelter, but also the when..the hope would be to get all three at the same time.",
"I just did this with some strays. I got a trap from the local humane society. $50 deposit worked like a charm. Use canned food"
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Stray Kitty
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"I’m so so sorry. Going through this now. I can barely get through the day without racing home to check on him. My heart goes out to you. ",
"So Sorry for your loss. We just lost our cat of 15 Yrs last week. She was our first pet my wife and I ever got. Just know that your beautiful girl is running free in a field of green grass after she cross the rainbow bridge. ",
"Beautiful pup. \n\nMy old boy almost reached 13. \n\nOne day he just had a stroke, and we had to put him down. \n\nMy point is, love your older pups. Things can go down hill fast.\n\n",
"Sorry for your loss. I will ask my Max to play with her.",
"Sorry for your loss. ",
"I’ve told our 3 year old to give her a big hug and a big kiss every day since last week when she had a rough little episode. I don’t think he gets it yet, and at that age he shouldn’t have to. ",
"Sorry for your loss. I hate when reddit makes me cry like this. ",
"/u/jfk_47, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jfk_47&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uf4wn/said_goodbye_to_our_13yr_old_girl_today_she/?context=10\\))",
"Poor thing. I can only imagine "
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Said goodbye to our 13yr old girl today. She cheated death last January and has had a great year that we didn’t think we would have with her. Thanks to all friends and family that love her as much as we do. Sleep tight Arri.
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"Source?",
"[here](http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/scitech/science/641741/from-albay-to-manila-and-rest-of-phl-super-blue-blood-moon-charms-pinoys/story/)",
"I think I saw that at Epcot Center."
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Blood moon over erupting Mayon Volcano
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"Lovely! The moon looks normal where I am, but I don't have my glasses on, don't think they will make it look like this sadly lol. ",
"> I doubt anyone can top this.\n\nPfft: https://i.imgur.com/yDaQtr8.png",
"Makes it so obvious how fake the moon is",
"[boom.](https://i.imgur.com/s2l5LUW.jpg)\n\n[enhanced.](https://i.imgur.com/xI1ilc2.jpg)",
"Seriously though that's photoshopped no?",
"The moon looks old better start getting out of the sun.",
"Look! You can tell it's hollow! (/jokes)",
"That's no moon...",
"That's a space station",
"It looks like that one part is mold growing on the moon.",
"woah man.. you buried him at boom... you didn't have to enhance it... geesh. ",
"https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5294952/il_570xN.195292799.jpg\n\nThis won't be the last one.",
"*under breath*\nholy shit can he do that",
"Looks like an artificially coloured full moon photo .. a nice one at that though ",
"Well it is made of cheese remember",
"Filters",
"It is, tho.",
"Shots like this make me super thankful for the moon, every one of those hits could have been on us.",
"Europa by NASA/JPL-Caltech/SETI Institute\nhttp://sen.com/img/inline/-incomplete-biggest-moons-in-the-solar-system_1432506906.jpg ",
"This should be Moon appreciation day! It's about time the Moon gets recognition.",
"Fucking crushed it",
"LOL had a good laugh from that",
"I’m 90% sure there’s a dickbutt hidden in those craters ",
"It's obviously photoshopped. ",
"This *is* a really good shot. What phone did you use?",
"The moon lies to you",
"i love how in high res shots of the moon you can track the most recent impact craters by the streaks trailing out from them. There's usually a mound in the centre of the crater that's all that remains of the object that landed, it's a brighter shade than the rest of the surface, and rays of energy spread out in every direction. It looks exactly like you'd expect of a rock hitting a bigger rock at insane speed.",
"Well, it's pretty obviously not a shot from last nights moon eclipse, since the sunshine hits the moon from the top right, and not head on. So if anything, it's a nice moon-shot with fake colors.",
"I tip my hat too you good sir",
"So what's the dark part? The cheese?",
"This is clear enough to see [this](https://i.redd.it/y1rzcwbnwnmz.png) guy.",
"This is not of the blood moon. It's photoshopped.",
"Bleu moon",
"Looks like an eyeball",
"That’s one dinged up comet",
"Do you think it’s all one type, or are there areas of Brie, some manchego craters. Maybe a couple veins of creamy Gouda under the surface?\n\n\n",
"A speck on the lens?!",
"Mexican blend. ",
"Please go see an eye doctor right away.",
"Moonday sounds a bit odd though, maybe we could call it \"Monday\"\n\n© munsking 2018",
"That's the blurry guy with the squiggly lines all over him, right? He has that receptionist that is also blurry and covered in squiggly lines? ",
"[Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcWweblGjnU)",
"You feel good about yourself humiliating someone like that?",
"That sounds beautiful.",
"Now our president and moon are orange. What the hell!",
"i think so, that's what he looked like the last time i didn't see him",
"Downvoted because title implies this photo is supposed to be taken during the lunar eclipse, but the shadows of the craters near the terminator are a clue that this photo is of a gibbous moon.\n",
"Enhancement ruined it - Mare Tranquilitatis is not a blue/black color ",
"Ok, which one of you assholes set the moon on fire?",
"A SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!",
"That's the best ball lightning image to date. Good work!",
"That's terrifying",
"lel wut",
"Suddenly I want to play Mario Odyssey",
"I wonder. When the moon is red, is it's surface actually lit red? Or is it just an optical effect of light reflected towards earth?",
"Never say someone can’t do something. That will prompt them to out do you. \nApparently you can only comment so many times in a given time frame on Reddit. That’s lame. I had to wait six minutes before I could post this. ",
"If you take your ford dipstick and stick it in the moon you can see how hollow it is. Like if the dipstick comes out dry - the moon is a quart low.",
"TIL that Zerg have landed on the moon and their creep is spreading.",
"Can't do that since it's flat, your dipstick would go through it like a piece of paper",
"what's the ink blot looking thingy?\n",
"Pretty sure I can easily top that with [this](https://imgur.com/lTyEmSe)",
"Came here expecting this, thanks for not disappointing me!",
"Ew, it's Michael Stipe's head!",
"I wanna see the one you saw yesterday!!",
"came here just for this \"rebuttal\" type pic. Glad to say I was not disappointed.",
"That's no moon. ",
"Don't mind the downvotes. That made me laugh. Upboat against the wave... ",
"That knome better be careful when I'm around.",
"> This is a mosaic of many moon shots. Details was taken with a special monochromatic camera, it's a mosaic of 3x50 frames. Colors was taken with two reflex cameras in two different moments. Colors on the Moon are dominantly controlled by variations in iron and titanium content. With multiple saturation boost operations we can see this colors. Blue is titanium and red is iron\n\nFrom a few [years ago.](https://gurushots.com/photo/ebc521cce04b5b9e84770f5341a774ee) ",
"Someone please educate me. Why does this look brown when other photos of the moon look white/grey?",
"[How about this?](https://i.imgur.com/dAkKXEc.jpg)\nClick to zoom - 3240x3240 pixel resolution!",
"Pretty sure this one is altered to look that way - but if you are in the right place during a lunar eclipse the moon appears red due to the lighting conditions.",
"This should be top comment. 👍",
"Our atmosphere plays a role, too. The smaller ones burn up in it before striking the surface.",
"I think this belongs here instead: r/iamverybadass",
"What’s that dark spot?",
"#flatEart",
"How about this shot:\n\nhttps://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/feb-6-1971-alan-shepard-plays-golf-moon\n\nThe only human to have hit the moon with his golf shot... so far!",
"This was one of the pieces of inspiration for Crait in Star Wars VIII (the salt covered planet with red crystal underneath). Beautiful picture.",
"Totally. \n\nIf the Earth is round then why is the moon flat?",
"r/imaginaryArrakis",
"Everyone with an IQ above 50 knows that the moon landing was staged so gift shops could sell freeze-dried ice cream ",
"We actually have more objects enter our atmosphere but they burn up before impact. The moon has no atmosphere to defend against the objects this it gets pelted on a regular basis.",
"If you were standing on the moon during the eclipse, yes the moon would still look red to you. The Moon is actually receiving reddish sunlight via Earth's atmosphere, while white direct sunlight is being blocked. This is contrasted with when you witness a red moonrise, where it only appears red to observers who have to look through a lot of atmosphere to see it, but is actually reflecting white light. The same light scattering effect is responsible for both.\n\nThis particular image is false color and unrelated.",
"Thank you for the thorough answer. I would like to witness the surface of the moon during eclipse.",
"You’re not my supervisor. ",
"Well played",
"You're fired",
"Looks like the alien city is expanding quite a bit. Look how big that dark spot has gotten",
"Where photography meets the pretentious. ",
"I prefer this one. No fancy color changes, just looks like a super detailed version of what I see at night. ",
">This is the best moon shot I've seen today, I doubt anyone can top this.|\n\nI'll bet Neil Armstrong would disagree.",
"wanna post a source?",
"You dont even work here!",
"Had it for a while, recently took a break from BotW to try it. It's a great game. ",
"Came for a moon, left with a m'lady.",
"All my moon shots end up in my lap, or my desk on a good day.",
"That’s beyond our borders. You must never go there Simba. ",
"Thank you for explaining this, the pic is epic.",
"Do flat earthers think the moon is flat too?",
"[He's not wrong though, ever seen the color of an eye under a microscope?](https://imgur.com/3aPCfBB)",
"i've seen at least 15 cataract operations close up (for my biology exam, mom was a eye doctor tech thingie and got me the footage), i'm pretty sure i know what eyes look like, inside and out.",
"Damn dude, insecure much? That picture was for anyone browsing the thread.",
"great pic, anyone know how to double it to two moons, one image, wallpaper size",
"That's too big to be a space station. Seriously it's just a moon.",
"I love those shinny points you get to see when having a real close look at the moon",
"Earth gets thousands of times more objects thrown into it. The picture should make you super thankful for our atmosphere because Earth would look just like this without it. ",
"[Oh yeah!?] (https://youtu.be/_a5Mvw0j1rY)",
"You're right it's probably just a moon. "
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This is the best moon shot I've seen today, I doubt anyone can top this.
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"Y’all look like you’re in a rough neighborhood too",
"Is this on BBC 1 or 2?",
"Let me see your war face!",
"This looks like a Monty Python skit. ",
"DO YOU WANT TO GO MARCHING 'ROUND THE SQUARE?!",
"Basically, my unit is. We're a mix of Canadians and British. Last time we had a bottle of the bulge tactical, we tied spoons to our rifles and had a sled drill lol"
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"> Ukraine, Zhytomyr region, Staryi Solotvin village. This island was created artificially in 1970 and was named \"Island of Love\". The house built in the period from 1984 to 1985. Became known as the \"fisherman's and hunter's hut\". Pictures by @aleksandr_nesterovskyi",
"When I used to play M.A.S.H. (mansion apartment shack house), this is the sort of shack I envisioned.",
"[More photos](http://wikimapia.org/32849924/Island-with-house)",
"That's not the [M.A.S.H.](/r/mashgifs) that I know of?",
"Not unless you choose Alan Alda as a potential spouse. ",
"This looks like the modest isolated birth home of a hero from a fairy tale.",
"That place looks cozy as fuck",
"I read this as Shaq playing in a cheesy chick flick or something. ",
"Hmmm...\n\nMaybe Allan Arbus.",
"You insist on reminding me of my failure to keep that sub up, don't you? ",
"Loot Lake?",
"Who?",
"You post there more than any of us! <3",
"Where is this? Absolutely gorgeous! ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/yVkRXs7JZV5QI/giphy.gif",
"Fiiiiine. I had no other plans tonight anyway. ",
"I came for Shaq",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufc1a/shack_in_four_seasons/dtjvxe5/",
"[You're not the only one](https://media.giphy.com/media/UO5elnTqo4vSg/giphy.gif)",
"Shaq at a hotel?",
"Sooo Jesus? ",
"This is actually stunning",
"It's the Love Shack.",
"Ah yes the four seasons... summer, fall, fall, and winter ",
"*The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together*",
"Looks like a checkpoint from legend of Zelda ",
"I'm okay not acknowledging spring. It is by far the worst season.",
"[Shaq in four seasons](https://i.imgur.com/3BYsgM4.png)",
"I'd go with springish, summerish, autumn and winter in the Ukraine.",
"[Shaq in 4 Seasons] (http://thehoopdoctors.com/2010/09/shaq-crashes-a-wedding-in-boston-pics/)",
"It's alright, I just hate when the peanut butter gets caught in my pubes ",
"Love. Shack. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/f0Iu0xE.jpg\n\nFeel free to drop into the [Silver Lounge](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilverLounge/)\n\n**Edit**: Fine... enjoy your gold :)\n\n**Edit 2**: Now I have some spare creddits. *If you don't have gold reply here and I'll see what I can do...*\n\n**Edit 3**: Thanks all, I'm out. Have a great day :)",
"I feel like there should be a girl in a bikini sprinting forward holding my hand in all these ",
"Reminds me of Oracle of Seasons. Time for a Seasons/Ages replay. ",
"That place looks like a spider haven",
"This looks like the abandoned shack that a group of daring young adventurers enter, and then stumble upon the beginnings of a mystery that will take them to places more magical than they've ever dreamed. \n\nEdit: Or where they hide out to smoke weed.",
"[Shaq in four seasons](http://imgur.com/MBPVSZC)",
"I came here to say just that.",
"This really makes me ponder what my favorite season is 🤔",
"Walking back to that place drunk at night would be quite the challenge ",
"And now to see your love set freeeeee, you will need the witches cabin keeeeeeeeyyy",
"Clearly, this is the most obvious response. You should hurry and make this a separate post before someone else steals it. Enjoy your sweet karma.",
"...",
"[Shaq at Four Seasons](https://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2009/08/12/photos-shaquille-oneal-albert-pujols-at-the-four-seasons)",
"I'm shameless enough to ask for gold.\n\nLet's trade for garlic?\n\n!redditgarlic",
"And I'm stupid enough to give it away.",
"Time and time again this site teaches me I have no original thoughts.",
"Honestly wasn't expecting anything from this haha.\n\nI do appreciate you popping my golden cherry however, and I hope you enjoy your day!",
"This refrence might get my wife on Reddit finally, thank you",
"Thanks :)\n\nI'lll enjoy it more when knock off time arrives in an hour or so.",
"More than any other place at all?",
"This is the one I was hoping for in the comments. ",
"Fuck it. I'll just s^l^^i^^^d^^^^e on in here.",
"Be kind to someone today. :)",
"I only see three seasons. Summer, Fall, Faller, Winter.",
"God bless him. Between his auto insurance/foot pad/idk...cereal ads? it’s hard to say where he’ll go next. He’ll be a commenter on some NBA show then sell Goldbond in the ads. Big man makes money. \n \nI used to play Shaq-fu at the orthodontist, so I’m guessing Kazam 2 is probably next.",
"I thought this was a custom guitar hero track for a second\n",
"It looks cooler on the winter",
"[Shaq in the Four Seasons](https://i.imgur.com/uYRVPCQ.jpg)",
"/r/mildlyinfuriating that the 'summer' pic looks like fall AND is taken from about 10 feet closer to the cottage than the other 3 pics.",
"Spring, fall, super fall, winter.",
"This is the one I was hoping for in the comments of the comment",
"Came looking for Shaq, was not disappointed AT ALL",
"I'm not",
"Shaw also has a album that went certified platinum. It is named “Shaq Diesel” ",
"Really I always imagined the crack houses down the street from my school. Hmmm...",
"He also kickstarted starbucks expansions. Think he owns like 1% of the company",
"All I see is Click Clock Woods",
"But this is [Shaq in Four Seasons](https://www.gettyimages.de/detail/nachrichtenfoto/boston-celtics-newest-player-shaquille-oneal-spent-the-nachrichtenfoto/112735173#boston-celtics-newest-player-shaquille-oneal-spent-the-day-in-boston-picture-id112735173)",
"I mean... if you're offering....",
"Pay someone close to you a compliment today :)",
"This deserves the gold",
"I will treasure this moment forever. <3\n\nWill PIF!",
"Wow looks great",
"I'm also shameless enough to ask for gold",
"Do something nice for a stranger this week sometime. :)\n",
"You’re not stupid u/lessons_learnt you’re generous! Hopefully one day I might shine and be honored with one as well!",
"I’ve seen this so many times. Anyone know where it is?",
"Check the comments, I've linked it twice. It's in the Ukraine.",
"Will I get some if I tell you that you're beautiful?\n\nEdit: [Been saving this bad boy for 5 years] (https://m.imgur.com/gallery/2BeayJD)",
"I do not want gold. Thanks!",
"Don't suck up to me, go and flatter the next person you speak to.",
"Obviously. Have a great day :)",
"Nope, you just need to promise to give someone you know a kind word.",
"Rebel.",
"Oracle of Seasons.",
"this is quite lazy, not even the same spot, or the same height. \n\nyou pretty shit at this op",
"Kobe...TO SHAQ!\n\nGod i miss my team being good",
"Are you the Jesus of Reddit?",
"You stay golden, ponyboy.\n\nEdit: autocorrect",
"Aren't you quite wholesome (: \n\n\n\nEdit: Also is this shack yours?",
"Man I loved The Outsiders. ",
"Looks like the lakehouse from Alan Wake to be honest.",
"I am not from Ukraine. \n\nSmile at three people today. 🙃",
"> It's in the Ukraine.\n\nYou mean future ~~Soviet~~ free Russia, da comrade?",
"Oh hey it's lessons! Great photo, thanks for sharing! :)",
"Not my photo, but thanks HW :)",
"That does look like one rickety bridge",
"Lovely ",
"Thank you, kind stranger. ",
"Shaq with abs is scary",
"In Ukraine only two seasons, warm despair and cold despair.",
"That's a lot of reddit gold you're awesome",
"For you? I'll make at least 3 people smile themselves today 😀 \n\n\n\nAnd probably also smile at them too",
"This picture actually touched my heart",
"Can you do Shrek in four seasons? ",
"Touch some else’s :)",
"Winter would like a word with you. ",
"The perfect place to abandon society and live out your days as a witch with three cats and a dog. (or is this just my dream?)",
"WhereDidTheWaterGo",
"are you reddit Oprah?",
"Shaka, when the walls fell.",
"I know, but I would never had seen it if you hadn't shared! Most welcome! ",
"Just oprah. \n\n3 comments in 2 years? You should talk more. ",
"You get gold.... And you get gold... And you get gold",
"You know, the four seasons.\n\n* Summer\n\n* \nFall\n\n* \nFall again, but dead now\n\n* \nWinter",
"tis a heart of gold apparently",
"I just wanted to say I saw this post and I thought “this is the perfect post to describe the wonders of Reddit.” Then I saw you spending your time and effort on gifting people gold. You just reaffirmed my thoughts. Perfect example of Reddit as a community. ",
"I wish I got 4 seasons! In Mississippi it’s just summer and briefly fall. ",
"Thanks. The mods here suck though. 😉",
"yah i am more of a spectator ",
"Ukraine, not \"the Ukraine.\" Just like it's not \"the Mexico\" or \"the Canada.\"",
"Welcome to the show :)",
"what's up with bellboy's head?",
"This reminds me of the clockwork level from Banjo Kazooie",
"Wow, the last time I saw a gold chain was last Christmas, when I gifted one to my favourite slave",
"there was much love between the fishermen and the hunters that year. ",
"Enjoy it. Say hello to a stranger today. :)",
"Am I too late?",
"Just in time. \n\nSend a random person a pm with a compliment today. ",
"I will my friend",
"In California that's more like fall, winter, the really cold week of winter where you see frost on the grass at 6AM, ????",
"2 am gold train? I don't believe it!",
"I absolutely LOVED that game. We need to bring it back. Do the children play it still? I wonder. ",
"7pm here. You're drunk, go back to sleep.\n",
"Wow! Thanks, learnt!",
"See I saw this post and thought, wow someone found Ren and Stimpy's house!",
"The only thing gold here is your heart kind stranger :)",
"Bring your warmth north. We are coldddd.",
"I'm not here for gold, just to tell you that you are funny and very nice. You made some people really happy with all this gold. Have a great day friend.",
"9 am here... Gold worthy comment?",
"It's black as tar, but thank you. \n\nCall someone you love today and tell them so.",
"Funny as in odd. Thank you.\n\nBe sure to compliment someone today :)",
"Not really, just make a point of being nice to someone today.",
"You are just a doll. Thank you. I will.",
"Summer, autumn, autumn, winter.",
"Is this still happening? How is this still happening?",
"Looks like a kickass Guitar Hero fretboard",
"Thank you for making my day start out with butterflies in my stomach! ",
"OP gives me hope for the world after all. The pictures are amazing, and then the comment section is even better! ",
"https://i.imgur.com/7drHiqr.gif",
"You should really see someone about that.",
"Can I has one pls :) I would also like the shack",
"You still got gold in them there hills?",
"Well I mean I'm always late for the party. But nice pics op.",
"You're a saint ",
"Good sir...got any more spare gold to give...?",
"Make your own shack, send photos. :)",
"Like a level from banjo kazooie ",
"None in the hills, but in the flatland maybe.\n\nBe kind to everyone you meet today.",
"Better late than never. ",
"Only if you promise to pass on 3 compliments today.",
"Not at all. It's about paying it forward.",
"I got told by my bosses at work during my yearly evaluation that I’m very pleasant to be around and that they never see me without a smile. It really made my day better after a very long and hard shift. To know that while I may not always be acknowledged for my positivity, that it doesn’t go unnoticed. \n\nI’ll make sure to be extra, extra kind to everyone I meet today. Thank you so much for the gold :) ",
";)",
"Loot Lake looking good in 60fps",
"Pssst!\n\nHey man, got some of em gold?",
"Where did the water go in the 4th pic?",
"Loot lake looks great in the snow! ",
"That spring shot is fuckin' sexy.",
"Feeding those mosquitos well",
"Sweet.",
"Reminds me of this Netflix show I'm watching, where there's a student athlete participating in the relay race, but then he starts brutally killing other students, so the camera studio cuts to commercial and it's that same student advertising his sponsor's bottled water.\n\nMaybe that's not quite the same as Shaq selling Goldbond but I thought of that immediately",
"Say 3 nice things to people today. ",
"The shack is awesome. I would love a bar inside there! ",
"I thought it said Shrek and got excited",
"if it has fiber im game",
"What if I say 4??",
"Oh, I wish I had some of that reddit gold stuff people have been talking about... *whistles*",
"You sir have helped me learnt through a valuable lesson. Even without gold, I’ll go do something nice for a stranger today",
"Even better :)",
"Gold train? Sign me up!",
"Welp i guess i just got x2ed...",
"So do you get unlimited for the day when you buy it, or did you just over purchase? \n\nLike, was there impulse gold in the checkout line?\n\nEdit: hey, thanks! Still curious as to how gold purchasing works tho, lol",
"I'll make someone's day tomorrow",
"A gilding badge but no gold? You’ve earnt it :)",
"It's not a lake, it's an ocean. ",
"*gold\n\nReferencing \"Nothing Gold Can Stay\" by Robert Frost, 1923",
"I do like gold! ",
"Make sure of it :)",
"Whaaaat!!! ",
"I want a solid fiber optic connection to that house, a warm cup of tea and a banging gaming PC.\n\nI'll never leave.",
"You’re gold goals!!",
"Be kind to everyone you meet today. ",
"I came here for this, Reddit your the best ",
"Is this loss? ",
"So... since someone already said it, you had to comment that you intended to say it?",
"Loot lake?",
"Hello!",
"I sure will! Thank you very much.",
"Fucking hell",
": )\n\nvery nice.",
"Looks like the beginning of Alan Wake. ",
"This needs more contrast",
"You said to reply here and reply here I have",
"you're*",
"gold",
"Actually now that i look at it closer, it seems to be fall, fall, fall and fall.",
"Got anymore of that gold? ",
"Loot lake!? ",
"Where I live, we have fall, fall, fall and fall.",
"The goooooold train... (*whistles*)",
"I'm out now. Have a great day :)",
"Fawlty Towers, game over.",
"This is kinda awesome.... but not as awesome as hopping on a gold train if I'm totally honest. ",
"Really? It wasn't called the \"Love Shack?\"\n\n Missed opportunity...",
"Pretty sure I saw my younger sister playing 4-5 years ago. ",
"Still keeping the train going kind sir? Ahha",
"At tanagra",
"This must be\nThe famous reddit gold\nLottery",
"Am I the only one seeing Autumn twice",
"Fkn lol.",
"Good luck!",
"[How I feel about this situation.](https://wallshit.com/wp-content/uploads/where-the-gold-at.jpg)",
"No need for the \"actually\". I've been trying to break myself of that habit.",
"What a fun way to see things.",
"If this place was on AirBNB I would be a very poor man.",
"I feel like that about most things. ",
"No, but I am. ",
"I was hoping some version of this would be the first comment",
"Yo, Big Shack, the one and only\nMan's not hot, never hot",
"What show ",
"Still better than \"literally\".",
"Wow op you're being mighty generous today ",
"Hi Oprah I'm reddit Dr. Phil. AMA. I can has gold pls?",
"He was likely moving quickly when the picture was taken. It got distorted.",
"Devilman: Crybaby",
"Yes thank you. I immediately thought of that when I saw this picture. ",
"That’s such a cool little shack",
"Summer, autumn, autumn II, winter?",
"Came here for this joke, wasn't disappointed.",
"You're good people, OP :) Please don't feel like I'm just saying this because of the gold train, I'm even commenting down this subchain so that it's a bit hidden - but I wanted you to know that it's nice to see people being nice and I hope you have a great day.",
"*Plays the Click Clock Wood theme from Banjo-Kazooie*",
"Beautiful. Love it! ",
"Came here for this. Outstanding ",
"Loot lake ",
"BIG SHACK",
"Trying to think of some smart ass comment to get OPs attention....",
"poop",
"Damn I always miss the gold trains",
"Shack in three seasons. ",
"Watching this all unfold has really made my day. Cheers all.",
"What's up with all the morons here? On a bright note though, mosquitoes should be real pain in the ass there! Nevertheless, I guess I just got an idea what I might build and where one day! Good job, OP! ;) ",
"Only see 3 seasons :(",
"can the damn ukrainians stop trying to claim russian things. pirogi is ours, crimea is ours, and despair is ours; goddamn.",
"Fuck! I miss summer so much...",
"I'm giving blood today, does that count? ",
"I mean depending on what the inside looks like I wouldn't be surprised if there's local camping and it's seen it's fair share.\n\nAlthough personally I'd just want to live there.\n\nAnd make a drawbridge.",
"I was gonna say it also. Then what you said. Now this. ",
"Glad we were all thinking it",
"Amazing to watch :)",
"That moment when you realise a shack looks better than your house.",
"Might be the birth home of a professional Redditor. ",
"That walkway looks dangerous in all seasons!",
"I cant tell which is fall and which is spring",
"I'll say 5 nice things! Best I can do! And you're basically robbing me blind ",
"I feel like I want to go there and write a book.",
"Where is this island located?\nThe coordinates? ",
"/u/lessons_learnt confirmed Klay Thompson",
"i guess Fall is the one where the leaves have fallen off (bottom left) but might be wrong",
"Such a nice guy",
"This is the place I always imagine myself living when I become successful and then I remember I won't become successful and that also I'd starve to death because it's not within 5 minutes of a McDonald's",
"That's what my grandma's says I have been doing since I have been out if school. ",
"Please tell me I still have time to get into the lounge :(",
"does the water dry up in winter? i don't get it, surely the cold weather means there would be more water?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"beauty like heaven. ",
"same, haha",
"Smile and the world smiles with you! ",
"But I thought gold was forever?",
"Umm, hi :)",
"Scotland? At least that's what I imagine it to be like. ",
"Stay excellent!",
"I sure as shit don't trust the lake at bottom right",
"This looks amazing, is it completely remote on the island or does it connect anywhere else?\n\nalso silver lounge made me lol ofc its a thing",
"Enjoy swarms of mosquitos. And arthritis after years of living in humid and not so warm conditions.",
"I wish this was r/crossview",
"M.AS.H. as in the game where you fold a piece of paper into a 4 sections and someone tells your future? I always got shack and hated it but I’d take that view over Bel Air any day.",
"I was really expecting the top comment to be a picture of shaq in 4 different seasons ",
"Big Shack",
"Imminent Shaq pun incoming ",
"Both looks incredible",
"Took me a while to realize where I heard that before.",
"That's a Big Shaq! ",
"well, this is not r/crossview. How many times do I need to make this mistake before checking the subreddit...",
"It bothers me that the angle isnt the same in all images.",
"the summer looks too autumny ans spring too summery",
"The one with the snow makes me super anxious. \n\nI would be the klutz to fall over and die. ",
"Texas only has two seasons, so this confuses me.",
"my brain saw this as \"Shaq in four seasons.\"",
"Alan wake",
"Perfect in case of a zombie outbreak, but you need to place extra turrents in winter.",
"Amazing!\n\nLike a lepraucan used this thread to wipe his bum!",
"What do you get with gold? How do you achive it?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I also feel like the first picture is very late spring/early summer and the second is early-mid fall.",
"Alan Wake anyone? ",
"If we could just replace summer with spring and keep fall again, but dead now that would be ideal",
"Ah, it seems I'm an hour late for the gold train haha. But I shall smile at strangers anyway - it's already what I do most of the time. :p I grew up in a small village where smiling and saying hello to people on the street was normal - turns out once I moved to a big city people were confused why I was looking or smiling, let alone saying hello haha.",
"I came here for this. Thank you.",
"If you look up the location on Google Maps, there are 200+ photos there.\n\nFisherman's House, Українка, Zhytomyrs'ka oblast, Ukraine",
"Age of Empires Voice: \"Gold, please\"",
"I immediately thought of tick-tock woods! ",
"“I enjoy ordering large furniture and watching the couriers tumble off of my dock.”",
"Can I get the shack in Autumn? I wann put it up as a wallpaper ",
"Guess I’ll give it a shot now!! ",
"Most generous OP I've seen giving gold.",
"that is a wonderful and magic place!",
"What the hell happend? Russians hacked a goldmine??",
"Which minecraft mod is this? ",
"\"Aurum\" means \"gold\" in Latin.",
"Choo choo",
"So did I!",
"which four seasons? summer, autumn, slightly more autumn and winter?",
"Pay that Gold forward",
"New game: Legend of Zelda: The Four Seasons.",
"pls call me if you ever plan to do the second thing",
"....sooo right. Nice observation.",
"Want",
"It's so beautiful it would almost look ridiculous in a fairy tale",
"Can you explain the rules?",
"Holy sheesh kebab ",
"If this was Australia, all the pictures would just look the same",
"The one and only...\nBig shack",
"Username checks out",
"The first photos look technically better because the detail on the boards allows the eye to trail off and makes the photo pop out more. The sense of texture and detail slowly fading into the distance makes a big subconscious difference in your head regarding depth.\n\nAnother cool composition tip while I'm rambling on photography and depth, 'Golden hour'. It isn't just that the sun bounces in weird ways making surreal colors everywhere, but ALSO it casts super long shadows on everything. Every tree, every blade of grass has this extra shape to it. We have grown used to it over the years, and may not be able to put it into words, but that's part of what makes a sunset look so magical. Because everything is, in a sense, way more 3D than usual.",
"I'm seeing references to this episode all over Reddit these days.",
"This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen on reddit. ",
"A 9 year old news article from the one time it happened, for obscure click of the day.",
"The seasons being out of order is rustling my jimmies.",
"Until it rains. That's not much land to compensate for the rising water level. ",
"I'm the bum that will remember you being nice to everybody and give you my spare Lamborghini one day. ",
"I’d be too scared to walk along the path, I feel like something would grab me and drag me into the water.",
"Um, eh, please?",
"Ayyye the lou",
"I can’t figure out if it’s late summer or early spring",
"Must be Canada - spring, fall, late fall, winter",
"It's early and this is what I thought I was going to see, honestly.",
"r/evilbuildings ",
"I live in a tropical country, and it always fascinates me how vegetation can survive such diverse conditions, all in in one year.",
"Have to wonder how many times someone lost their footing and took a dip in the water. Nice pic ",
"You mean Warty Towels? ",
"I’m too late right?",
"Lovely that's what I wanted to know! Nice pic!\nI had to scroll down 5 minutes of golds benefactor to get to an answer ahahah\n\n\nNo gold for me, I want the house, is it possible? \n",
"Theyre drawn",
"Loot lake?",
"That's loot lake",
"You’ve inspired me.\n\nToday a random redditor gets a pizza.",
"TIL: every woman or man [born in Finland](https://i.imgur.com/eJU0nan.jpg) is a hero in a fairy tale.",
"I have never seen so much gold given out in one thread... im like a kid outside the sweet shop looking in",
"This is exactly what I was expecting in the firat place. Thank you.",
"I'm guessing June, September, December, and March",
"Same. ",
"[this](http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mash-game-350px.jpg)\n\nWith each section you put a great, okay, and crappy option. \n\nBasically make a big spiral and other player tells you when to stop (they aren't looking)\n\nCount the concentric parallels on the spiral and use that number (6) and go through each section, while crossing out every 6th. \n\nWhen one is left from each section that represents their future. \n\nFinal is MASH (mansion, apartment, shack, house) and represents their home. ",
"To Jurrasic Park!",
"Never been goldified before.. is today the day..?",
"LPT get drunk at that place. ",
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.",
"Well I can think of one thing you guys own that no one else wants....",
"Aw I missed it again!",
"But does it have wifi ",
"You da real MVP!",
"Also i",
"Real world Loot Lake?",
"You forgot the third season: Russian invasion",
"Does it bother anyone else that the sizes of the bridges are not uniform? I want them to all be the same and have the season to be the only difference ",
"What happens when one gets gold? I’ve never been given one before",
"I'm pretty sure thats an actual picture of heaven",
"The two are one and the same surely.",
"Not really, just make a point of being nice to someone today.",
"that winter looks brutal. hope they have central heating hahaha",
"wish i could get one too ): it's my birthday",
"That was mighty nice of you ",
"Loot lake IRL ",
"This is the one I was hoping for in the comments of the comments of the comments. ",
"Fewer leaves in spring but still green...\n\nThis is summer, fall, fall, winter",
"Well, this was unexpected ",
"I do not have one original thought in my brain",
"Watch out for that board. It's kinda loose. ",
"Anything to keep the Black Knight at bay! ",
"Loot Lake?",
"Does the water freeze solid in Winter?\n\nAustralian, only saw snow once, maybe.",
"It looks like everybodys paradise too me...",
"This is why I come to Reddit. Thank you. ",
"I thought I had a funny, original idea",
"I was gonna post his bball ref stats for the 4 chip seasons but you beat me to it hahaha",
"And only leave when sober again",
"You see this cat shack is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)\n\nBut I'm talkin' about shack",
"no worries man, you got Kuzma",
"The summer photo looks a little late...gorgeous regardless ",
"so how his ass taste?",
"This is exactly what i came into the comments section for",
"i was kind to myself today in a long time",
"3:47 pm..... free gold? .-.",
"That's a great looking shack!",
"aaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAARGH I ALWAYS MISS TRAINS! ",
"Loot Lake.",
"Cant believe.",
"Ah yes, the four seasons. Summer, Autumn, Extra Autumn, and Winter.",
"Same with Florida. We're like the Australians of America, only with less teeth. ",
"Nope, diamonds are forever. Are least that's what the tv says",
" Don't settle for that SmilinBob2, what is a with his head?? Don't take moving quickly for an answer. Pin head vampire I say. ",
"[Shaq played four seasons (for the Magic)!](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/o/onealsh01.html)",
"I love the winter one",
"Mans not hot.",
"Summer, Autumn 1, Autumn 2, Winter\n\nExcellent pictures. Legit art. Shame about the tone mapping auras in the Summer shot though.",
"Boy I sure do love #gold",
"I came here for this comment and you delivered. Bravo 👏 ",
"Is it all 4 seasons? Looks like 2 fall photos",
"Yeah, where’s the spring picture?",
"If this was in Florida, the pictures would look exactly the same except some of the trees would be dead in the winter picture. ",
"Lesson learnt. 😃\n\nThanks man.",
"Yes, that's what we're doing.\n\nLol or to just keep everyone else away. \n\nIf it's down, come by say hello\n\nIf it's up I'll shoot arrows at you. Liven' the good life ",
"I'm proud of you. I came here looking for this exact post.",
"I'm pretty sure that's a spider island. ",
"If only crossview",
"Frost on the grass? omg... I almost spilled my soy latte cappuccino frapuccino. ",
"😍",
"When is S5 coming out? ",
"Someone better do a Shaq in four seasons or I’m gonna lose my shit",
"Is that the fabled \"Love Shack?\"",
"Na pretty sure it was a horrific sandwich press accident. You can see he's become charred on top ",
"All this place will give you is a torch and a spoon. Maybe some common herb if you are lucky. ",
"Here I am, thinking I'm soooo clever. ",
"When you get both top comments ",
"This, came here for this and it's the most rated comment. I have reddit personality. ",
"Donald Trump?",
"Or GG Allin. Birth name Jesus Christ Allin. Look him up if you never have heard of him. ",
"Now there's the Shaq I was expecting.",
"cha ching?",
"L4D3?",
"I'd take cold, frozen and snowy over slightly less cold, muddy and rainy.",
"Looks like a location in a Fable game",
"what about paying it backwords?",
"came here for this",
"I’m bothered by the fact that these photos aren’t taken from the same spot each time. ",
"I want Alan Wake 2 so badly...",
"Can I love there?",
"Temba, his arms wide.",
"I want to go to there. ",
"I was looking for this comment haha",
"I see Loot Lake... I need to lay off Fortnite for a little.",
"Was expecting something quite different. Mildly disappointed. ",
"Lots of small lakes freeze solid in places where winter last longer and gets the coldest like - Wisconsin. lakes can appear solid but you would never go in the middle in places like Michigan. \nYou have to know your lake and winter to know if it’s safe or not. \n I’m in southwestern Ontario Canada and they save at least 2 ice fishermen every year from ice that has cracked open. But in some places in Northern Canada they snowmobile across lakes. ",
"Loot lake looks beautiful",
"Yup. Can confirm. Am ecologist.",
"...and the first child that bride had, nine months later, was as black as the night.",
"Ugh me too. The first was soo good",
"This is what I came here for ",
"I thought I was going to see Shaquille O'Neal posing in a fancy hotel.",
"Fuck I just posted loot lake.... Got damn it",
"\nI bet the bass fishing there is pristine.. I'm so ready for winter to be over!",
"damn those goldgiving bots are really getting out of hand. or they've been comprised and now it's spend spend spend instead of diggin'\n\n\nperhaps this is just that mysterious trickle down theory hard at work",
"The fact that the bottom two are in the wrong positions bothers me",
"When Tommy Lee Jones tells you he wants information about illegal space aliens, you give it to him.",
"gold is for showers; diamonds are just in the sky with lucy",
"Loot lake? That you? ",
"I read it ‘shag in four seasons’ ",
"Dear David! :0",
"Summer, Fall, Second Fall, and Winter?",
"God damn it, everyone had the same idea. ",
"Reminds me of Fable.",
"Imagine going out on the piss and coming home to the winter one, no thanks...",
"Just a little old opportunity",
"I love the aesthetic, but we're not elves. Everyone slips; get some railings up in there.",
"I see summer, early fall, late fall, and winter. Where is \"spring\" where the trees are sprouting their leaves?",
"He was born like that, dont laugh at him!",
"loot lake ",
"Sweet fat blubbery gold. ",
"Oh prepare yourself.",
"If I upvote this can I make it stop appearing on my feed?",
"This feels like a dream. ",
"Ahh, that's just mah ole murderin' shack.",
"Choo choo gold train?",
"Great game. Like five people played it though. Too bad no sequel. ",
"A singlewide trailer with a basement",
"Big Shaq in four seasons [MANS NOT HOT](https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU) ",
"Want r/pressurewashingporn to get in here and clean those boards up",
"Panini ",
"You *could* make it summer, indian summer, fall and winter. Spring is still missing and one season isn't an official one... ",
"Loot Lake ",
"Isn't this where the crabby author from Hey Arnold lives?",
"Damnit I was going to do this",
"Deep in the forest of Albion lay the small town of Oakvale, unchanged by time and untouched by the sword. \n\nHere lived a boy and his family. \n\nA boy dreaming of greatness. Of one day being a Hero.\n\n",
"Isn't this the shack from Alan Wake? ",
"Like 3 and a half seasons. Summer, Fall, Faller, Winter. ",
"Is it a Big Shaq or a small shaq ?",
"LOOOOOOOVEEEEE SSSSSHHHHAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!",
"Inb4 this thread is a literal gold mine. ",
"Thank you. My life is complete now. ",
"Gonna need a shitpost w/ Shaq in a Four Seasons now.",
"Cold much?",
"Why am I always late with this gold party :/",
"Also allergies ",
"Can't decide which season makes the shack more beautiful.",
"This is spring, fall, November and winter. One of them is not a season.",
"This is exactly what I came for ",
"Me too I want gold",
"I'll take Wayne Rogers in his prime.",
"Reminds me of Zelda oracle of seasons",
"It’s loot lake",
"This is a very bipolar location or should I say “quad polar”?",
"I just stared at this for significantly longer than I usually look at pictures. Absolutely beautiful. ",
"Is that loot lake?",
"Sandwiches",
"Loot lake?",
"Tomb of the Unknown King from FF8 where you fight The Brothers ",
"[Spare some gold?](https://www.google.ca/search?client=ms-android-samsung&biw=360&bih=311&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=oQhzWpjpFpPujwOl35SQAg&q=homeless+man+panhandling&oq=homeless+man+panhandling&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3...8361.11161.0.11173.18.13.1.0.0.0.375.2815.0j6j3j3.12.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-img..6.8.1711...0j41j0i67k1j30i10k1j0i13k1.0.2M_e4KJX9ic#imgrc=9ZDdqlVnhVD5DM:) ",
"Get outta here. We were looking for confirmation from a dendrologist or at least a botanist.",
"All I see is summer and 3 winters(one with ice).",
"):",
"Please be honest.",
"Wow your rich!",
"Does anyone know where is this. So beautiful",
"I thought I’d see pics of the basketball player at the hotel",
"I'll take one, please ",
"Kinda cool, but shovel the walkway, FFS. 😊",
"I just binged stranger things 1 and 2. *i think I’m ready* \n\n",
"Im glad I eventually got what I came for",
"That’s a goomba. ",
"This is why I love Reddit! So clever! Shaq Attack!",
"I’m going to mention the winter picture is almost scary in the fact that depending on the snowfall how would a new person visiting not realize they are surrounded by (frozen) water? ",
"Beautiful composition. Excellent balance too. This is truly lovely. I wish I was there (although the shack probably has a lot of mice and other nasty creatures!🤣)",
"Hidden shack in four seasons?",
"Fuck that made me laugh",
"Loot lake in 4 seasons",
"The shack from Alan Wake ",
"Id be scared as fuck to step blindly into the snow like that on that tiny old ass bridge. ",
"The one in the snow reminds of the game The Long Dark.",
"Local gravity anomaly due to proximity of Shaq. ",
"Played it with my co-workers last week (and I'm 28 and work in academia).",
"Is this loss?",
"Does someone actually live in that?",
"Big shack, the one and only.",
"No, it looks like an impossible puzzle from Myst",
"Oh they introduced a season cycle to Fortnite BR? Moisty Mire looks better than I remember!",
"Love it in every single one!",
"Don’t lie we all know that’s loot lake ",
" Read this as ‘snack’ and was wondering how I would eat this.. ",
"It cany be that easy ?",
"This is what I came here for. ",
"A “twist” on the rules we used was the the person who’s future was being told could name 3 options for a category but her friends got to pick the 4th option and it was always weird or undesirable. You could make up tons of categories too, like pets, number of kids, etc. ",
"Beautiful ",
"I hope I'm not too late for the kindness of this internet stranger.",
"In Hamilton Ontario there is only two seasons. Winter, and construction.",
"It bothers me that the last 2 are taken at different angles",
"well there is a second game. american nightmare or something.",
"In Canada there are also only two seasons: winter and bugs.",
"Plot twist, she got married to Mr. Seasons.",
"Bob Ross wild dream",
"I tot Shack was a tv show...",
"I was confused by this too. The top left could be either spring or summer, then the next two look like fall, and the last is obviously winter. ",
"Is that loot lake?",
"What are these trees exactly?",
"Yes! The cartoonishly small idyllical island, hinting at the blissful isolation of childhood home, with the suggestive long bridge out to tha larger world full of whatever adventure awaits!",
"Heyyyyyyy any one you know, giving gold? eh eh?",
"About them credits? Are they republic credits? Just asking for a friend from tatooine...",
"Turns out I'm not unique or funny at all and everybody else had the same idea for a joke way before I did :/",
"That path from Indiana Jones and the last crusade ",
"Too late to the party I guess ",
"As a Celtics fan, I'm pretty okay with it. \n\nBeing \"good\" is wasted right now anyway with the Warriors being what they are, it's almost a good thing to be at a rebuilding period right now. ",
"forgot hurricane season ",
"S e n d p h o t o s /and gold ",
"Hauling groceries back to that place would be a challenge",
"Click Clock Woods. ",
"Beat me to it. ",
"Each shot is very beautiful.",
"^ This. ",
"Is this Loot Lake IRL?",
"Reminds me of the lake house from Alan wake ",
"I can't imagine me ever setting foot In that house. ",
"I want this comment chain to return back to being below 'Shaq in four seasons', if your new here don't forget to scroll down further.\n\nAlso, yes. Yes it was.",
"Spring - The mystical house of a magic woman in a family adventure movie\n\nSummer - The beautiful getaway in a romantic comedy movie\n\nAutumn - The haunted shack in a horror movie\n\nWinter - Santa's grotto in a Christmas movie",
"if u squint. u can see it is Adam Sandler",
"it look fake for some reason",
"I want to personally congratulate you and u/earlystageofcommunism for this brilliant joke and setup. It was very good one. ",
"bugs",
"It's Link's house. ",
"The bottom left one looks like it's straight out of Skyrim. ",
"r/witcher",
"Yeah, if one was monsoon, there could be rain",
"That's a nice shack, some could say it's a.... Big Shaq.",
"As a Floridian, I honestly have trouble figuring out which season is which, I recognize winter and not winter.",
"/r/cabinporn might appreciate this",
"Came here for this. Thank you.",
"Boom. Big shaq. ",
"no u ",
"Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons next please, thanks",
"Before i even entered this thread i said someone better fucking do this.\n\nYou did not disappoint. Well done.",
"Wabbit Season?",
"Lol stranger things is a babies bed time story compared to devilman...YOU ARE NOT READY",
"Is that loot lake",
"But not potato. Potato iss Latvian.",
"I came here specifically for this. Thank you.",
"Did he really leave Miami for 1 year to goto toronto, and then came back for 1 year???",
"I have more hair on my testicles ",
"Did anyone else read this as 'Shrek in four seasons'",
"Is anyone else annoyed Winter isn't the top left picture? ",
"Canada gets: Winter, More Winter, Spring, Construction Season",
"It took my way too long to realize those were footprints in the fourth picture. I thought the bridge had capsized.",
"I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the camera being moved when the picture was taken, and the time it takes to close the shutter on the camera that distorted that part of the picture.\n",
"Where is this majestic place that has 4 seasons? I've lived in the south for so long I forget what it's like to not have just summer and fall",
"Better call the sod guys to replace all that damaged grass.",
"Link was born here. He lives there with his grandma. The family shield is on the wall. ",
"It’s beautiful, who’s shack is it?",
"Does the Shack have wifi?",
"r/cozyplaces?",
"Came here do this. Thank you. ",
"https://goo.gl/maps/iEY1M4C1s7B2",
"Please sir, can I have some gold? But on another note do you know where this is? It’s beautiful ",
"Came here hoping for this. Reddit never ceases to disappoint. ",
"IDK why I was expecting the basketball player in 4 seasons",
"When the squad decides to drop loot lake",
"They could have called it the Love Shack ",
"Winters gotta be so hilarious for people visiting. You think it’s fine to go off the path then BAM! water!!",
"I’m gonna have a good day today after seeing this. Cheers ",
"Still going?",
"That is literally the point.",
"Needs to be in Bloodborne 2.",
"That looks like the house in the one area outside of the little town in Fable",
"Beat me to it!",
"[Shaq after 4 seasons](https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3171/2297843467_ce9f1c66ff.jpg)",
"That's too pretty to be a \"Shack\", Cabin, it's a Cabin. ",
"Now I want to see Shaq in 4 seasons",
"Okay, now I'm desperately waiting for somebody to do a counter to this post of Shaq in four seasons.",
"You take this gold and you LIKE IT! Your aunt paid good money for this gold, Sonny Boy!",
"I was thinking more of Moisty Mire. But I came here for Fortnite so I’m happy. ",
"Read this twice as \"Shrek in four seasons\" ",
"CMON' AND BRING YOUR JUKE BOX MONEY!!!",
"Was expecting shaq...but this is just as good!",
"Where’s Jason?",
"It bothers me that these panels aren't in order of spring, summer, fall, and winter.",
"Beautiful.",
"I would be the dumbass to take a step to the right in the snow. ",
"r/cozyplaces",
"I’m guessing they do. My six year old asked me to make her a cootie catcher a few weeks ago. I feel like those are in the same category.",
"Moisty Mire",
"I’m from California and it’s more like Spring, Summer (when everything turns brown), Fall (when everything is brown and sometimes it’s cold for like a week), and what the fuck is that white stuff everywhere? That doesn’t happen here!",
"I’ll just call the gravel and yucca guys actually.",
"Man can never be hot",
"https://www.google.com/search?q=\"Time+and+time+again+this+site+teaches+me+I+have+no+original+thoughts\"\n\n>No results found for \"Time and time again this site teaches me I have no original thoughts\".\n\nCongratulations!",
"Get outta my swamp!!",
"No, thats their currency.",
"That song was still four years in the future in '85. ",
"Did it annoy anyone else it wasn’t composed as Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring (starting from top left, to bottom right)?",
"Rand Al'Thor lives here",
"I manage to exhale a tiny bit of frosty air during California \"winters\".",
"Reminds me of the house in the middle of loot lake in fortnite\n",
"anybody have higher res of this? would love to hang it on the wall. planning on moving to florida next year the land of one season.",
"Loot lake",
"In india , where I live is mild summer, summer, heavy summer and floods.",
"Summer, fall, Autumn and winter",
"We do have that special season where the whole state is on fire. ",
"Thank you - literally the first thing I thought...",
"This is loot lake",
"the top right and bottom left just look like fall. wheres spring?",
"This looks like it floods badly in the spring.",
"This is what one week in Ohio looks like",
"I read the title and I thought “Shaq”. By comparison this is somewhat disappointing...",
"Dammit, someone beat me to it. ",
"I’ve never seen so much gold.... I love goooold.....",
"I came expecting this but didn't expect it to be top comment :) ",
"[The backstory](https://nesn.com/2010/09/shaquille-oneal-crashes-boston-wedding-fails-to-deliver-best-man-toast/) on Shaq at the wedding.",
"I came here for this.",
"I see summer, winter, fall, and late-fall. ",
"PRETTTYYYYY!!!!",
"Who you calling pinhead? ",
"How can I get reservations to this restaurant? I hear it's the best restaurant in London. ",
"I strangely want to powerwash that path",
"Congrats to everyone for their reddit gold! and lesson_learnt for bringing some smiles to faces all around the world, im sure this was the intend of reddit gold in the first place! :)",
"Rod of Seasons confirmed. Damn I miss that game.",
"Shrek",
"Mannnn that’s tight",
"Look's like they changed Loot Lake in the new update",
"Loot lake",
"reminds me of /r/TheWitness ",
"This looks like something from the game MYST. ",
"Can you please make big shaq the one and only in four seasons?",
"This place would have quite a bit of loot in fortnite",
"Is it just me or is just loot lake irl",
"Came here looking for this. Thanks",
"Need someone to photoshop in Shaq in Four Seasons <3 ",
"I wonder if they can get Pizza delivery?",
"man can never be hot",
"And is now technically *Dr.* Shaq. Finished his PhD a few years ago.",
"[Shakin' the Four Seasons](https://www.fourseasons.com/mexico/alerts/earthquake/)",
"I Like Spooky Season",
"Summer spring fall winter?",
"Same in Minnesota.",
"A two story, 1300 sqft \"shack\". ",
"Tin Roof wasn't rusted yet.",
"Someone should photoshop Shaq into these photos ",
"2/1/4/3",
"Sounds like north dakota, a state in the usa. There is a beautiful woman behind every tree, and we've been searching for the tree for centuries. ",
"Ahhh, this reminds me of Legend of Zelda: Seasons. A wonderful piece of childhood. ",
"Summer, fall, fall, winter?",
"Looks like it was just his movement. Look at the chest/shoulders: they look stretched out. ",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson",
"Yea this looks like it's straight out of albion",
"Which questline leads to ownership of a very similar property?",
"I was going to try to Photoshop Shaq with the musical group the Four Seasons, but I couldn't. ",
"I wish I lived at loot lake ",
"1. Disney film\n2. Romantic film\n3. Horror film\n4. Fargo",
"You read my fucking mind.",
"One of my favorite games. I remember getting so hype about the commericals for it with Link getting into the tower after changing seasons. Then using the Harp of Time to revive the master sword",
"TIL: I live in a shack\n\nTIL2: I wish my shack was in this location instead of detroit",
"Oh shit",
"Go on...",
"Loot Lake?",
"its look is beautiful 4 season....",
"Uhh, any chance this is up for sale?👀",
"You really should print this\nhttps://smartpress.com/offering/custom-canvas-prints",
"And maybe I'm just misremembering, but wasn't it like \"Alan Wake 1.5\" kind of? I remember being so hyped up when I realized there was another game when it popped up on a Steam sale, and I had it beaten in like 2 hours.\n\nE: I was right, Steam says 3 hours played and 6/12 achievements, and the other ones are all in \"arcade mode\" which I didn't bother with. So it's not even 1.5, it's like Alan Wake \"here's something a bored programmer made some night to avoid a nagging wife, $10 please\".",
"Someone send me the Airbnb listing",
"Was hoping someone posted shaq in a four seasons. Was not disappoint",
"I was like \"the four seasons has shacks now? Probably for hipster experiences?\"\n\nMe dumb.",
"Yeah, but from University of Phoenix...",
"Choo choo motherfucker.",
"I'm pretty sure that's loot lake. ",
"MBA was from UoP, PhD was from Barry University in Miami.",
"summer, autumn, autumn-er, winter?",
"For some reason I was expecting the basketball player. Now I just want to see Shaq in four seasons. ",
"shout out Loot Lake",
"Are his abs spray painted on?",
"Fun fact: That's actually a little old place.",
"Agreed, please just announce it this year remedy. ",
"Came here expecting Shaq accompanying The Four Seasons.",
"Came here for this. Leaving happy.",
"[Shaq wins four seasons](https://blog-blogmediainc.netdna-ssl.com/SportsBlogcom/filewarehouse/68364/4c72da5ed8e7ecb6a2baaa80c0505fe4.jpg)",
"Right? These pics look like September, October, November, December",
"Awesome! Now do Shrek in four seasons!",
"Is this loot lake? ",
"If anyone really wants some karma do this with shaq asap",
"i think thats just the sunset but i'll let it go.",
"Can I get Shaq in the Four Seasons?",
"Where is this? All my life all I've ever wanted is to live where it's only fall. I hate the summer cause it's too hot and I don't like sweating; I hate the winter because there is multiple feet of snow in my town constantly. All I want is a balmy baseline of fall year round, and maybe rain all the time. Where is this land of constant fall. ",
"Summer, fall, late fall, and winter",
"Wyoming too. Grew up with a dad who was the boss of the highway department. My family’s two seasons were winter and scathing hatred.",
"TIL: i really want to live in Finland",
"Not my [M.A.S.H.](\nhttps://www.halseynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Donald-Trump-UK-army-731660.jpg)!",
"Thank you. This is much better. ",
"For some reason I was expecting to see Shaquille O'Neil at a 4 Seasons Hotel. Kind of upset it's not ",
"Reminds me of Loot Lake.",
"Is that Loot Lake??",
"Green, orange, dull orange, blue.",
"R/cozyplaces",
"Can I get these pictures individually??",
"Click Clock Wood IRL",
"Those are definitely painted on. \n\nI still wouldn't mess with him. Over 7' and over 300 lbs is scary, abs or no abs.",
"Shak? I'd call it a tiny mansion with such idyllic setting. ",
"Immediately went to the comments for this",
"Does walking on that bridge in winter make anyone else nervous?",
"Looks like op is missing the gold train",
"Ayy O'Fallon specifically. ",
"For some reason, this reminds me of The Legend of Zelda Oracle of Seasons.",
"Came here looking for this. Leaving fulfilled.",
"Not even drunk, just tired and got lucky, thanks man!",
"Is this where the Dursleys tried to hide from Harry's Hogwarts letters?",
"I can't imagine how cold that cabin is in the winter.",
"Because of this i want Shaq in four seasons",
"Don't gild me, but hot damn I like your attitude.",
"PIROGI IS NOT POLISH??? 🤯",
"Looks more like summer, early fall, late fall/early winter, winter. Where's spring. Either way, really cool.",
"Shaq in Four Seasons:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/QBmO63g.jpg",
"Thought this was shrek four seaons",
"Nah. This is loot lake.",
"I've made fun of him for some of his film work, but the guy honestly is a really amazing human being and is just an all around wonderful man. I'm glad we have Shaq in the world.",
"I like this idea, and the seasons were captured well. Although it bothers me that the camera angle is different on almost each of the photos. It appears the camera was raised higher and higher from spring through winter, which throws off the composition.",
"Summer, early fall, late fall, winter",
"I want to live in that shack. Sept I would totes make like a drawbridge near the front door step. That way, when people try to visit me they'd go all that way and I would be like snickering, as I pull the drawbridge up. Then they'd be all like awwww mannnnn now we gotta go all the way back.",
"And the 4-season shack:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/DzoUM",
"Shaq is also the co-owner of the San Francisco Shock of the Overwatch League",
"Oop.",
"Someone got drunk last night.\n\nThis is a lot cheaper than buying rounds, though",
"Very dissapointed this wasn't Shaq in 4 seasons",
"I bet mosquitos have orgies around that shack.",
"Banjo-Kazooie!!",
"Gon Freecs!",
"Called it as top comment tbf, I like playing this game",
"I was hoping for this.",
"Summer, fall, Fall 2: The Fall, winter",
"[Shaq in his fourth season](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnNcggWU6Zg)",
"Don't forget \"Crumbling Escarpment.\"",
"No no no, [here](https://imgur.com/a/r5f4N) is Shaq in 4 seasons!",
"I swear I've seen this shack on a road trip before, where is it?",
"We must go deeper. ",
"Reminds me of that vin diesel fantasy movie now that you mention it.",
"The second picture really looks like The Witness",
"Cant wait for the shitpost reply of shaq in all fpur seasons.",
"The amount of gold in this thread makes me so happy! Kind OP is kind!",
"It's just a pond.\n\nNo, it is my Ocean.",
"This looks like someone making there way to loot lake",
"Barry University. It sounds like some guy named Barry, who wears flip flops and Hawaiian shirts, started a university. ",
"Misread shack as shark.\n\nStill thought this was cool. Nice pictures. :D",
"Aka mud season.",
"*Shaq in four seasons. https://imgur.com/gallery/aONLF?s=sms",
"Zelda anyone?",
"What a sketchy looking bridge ",
"Damn I’m not as original as I thought.. https://imgur.com/gallery/aONLF?s=sms",
"This looks like the manor on the great loot lake ",
"Kewl",
"I blame Step Brothers",
"True. True.",
"What happens if it rains? ",
"Thank you that was great, really shows the history of the place! ",
"Anyone seen the South Korean film “spring summer fall winter... and spring” ? This totally reminds me of that",
"Where's summer?",
"Why are there 2 Autums?",
"He's white Beetlejuice",
"Terrible photographer didnt wait in location for 4 hrs for snow to fall, then take picture. -1 /s",
"Nah dude that's Loot Lake",
"I don't even sports, but I, too, thought along these lines after reading the title.",
"Am I too late to the party? (Did I use the right to or too cause I spent 3 minutes debating over which combination to pick... fuck I used it again)",
"Pretty sure this is Loot Lake ",
"Loot Lake?",
"There’s an app for it now ",
"The bugs in that summer picture tho",
"Interesting sub! ",
"I misread this and thought it said 'shrek in four seasons'. I was disappointed. \n\nNice pics tho. ",
"Came here for this! Thank you kind sir haha",
"Ooo fancy. ",
"Edit: TOT looks to be \"Total\", not Toronto.\n\nIt says he played 124 games in the 07-08 season, so that makes no sense. I'm pretty sure the Toronto part is wrong and he was still with Miami before being traded to Phoenix",
"Single wide *in* a basement*",
"\"You know barry?\"\n\n\"Crazy barry with the shirts?\"\n\n\"Well, now he's DR. crazy barry with the shirts.\"",
"!redditlentil",
"\n**[Here's your Reddit Lentil, lessons_learnt!](http://178.62.92.227/reddit-x-bot/lentil.png)**\n\n/u/lessons_learnt has received lentil 1 time. (given by /u/darwinsaves) **[info](https://github.com/gemdude46/redditx)**\n",
"I thought this said Shrek in Four Seasons and was very dissapointed and confused when I saw this picture",
"This is the happiest day of my life ='D \n\n(not really but your comment did put a smile on my face so thanks!)\n",
"This reference and/or joke is going over my head like the Germans went over the Maginot Line =/",
"Haha, I blame Step Brothers for me (and my step brother) bombing a job interview, so no worries.",
"Bombed?! The nerve of that hiring manager...",
"I don't see him. \n \nIs Shaq in the house or something?",
"I guess the choo-choo left the station ☹️",
"I love the message you're spreading! ",
"what's up with [Hellboy's](https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/hellboy1.jpg) head?",
"Right?!? I mean, we do the work of two people!",
"[I made this for you](https://imgur.com/a/r5f4N)",
"It's glorious. ",
"Tim Burton made this",
"In California, we have two season: wildfire, and \"winter\" ",
"The angry beavers live there.",
"When I stayed at a Four Seasons it was way nicer than that. ",
"Just taught my 50-year-old co-worker today. He ended up a DND game store operator living in a shack with Amy Adams and 3 kids. ",
"Of course there is!",
"Same here, and instead of saying when to stop, we asked them to choose a number between 1 and 15, and each count would eliminate whatever option it landed on, til one of each option remained. Man that was the life!",
"I still dole out cootie shots when needed. ",
"Thought this would be of a basketballer at a hotel",
"It straight up looks like someone airbrushed abs onto his gut and a line under his pecs.",
"This looks like the manor on the great loot lake ",
"My honeymoon was to the Crown Fried Chicken in West Philly",
"Feeding those mosquitos well",
"Never go to loot lake.",
"is flooding not an issue there? or?",
"What I find funny is a guy posts a pic of Shaq and gets 6000k upvote and a guy that gives gold for a comment gets 91... ",
"Missed it by 4 days lol\n\nYou really are generous. I've seen you around, you're pretty awesome. Cheers. ",
"I only see three seasons. Summer, Fall, Faller, Winter.",
"The bottom left one looks like it's straight out of Skyrim. \n\n",
"A part of me was hoping that this would be Shaquille O'Neil in a hotel"
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Shack in four seasons.
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"I'm patient. ",
"No. A blue moon isn't an event. It's just the second full moon in one calendar month. That's just arbitrary nonsense.\n\nThe next total eclipse at lunar perigee is in 2019. That's the \"super\" and \"blood\" part.\n\nLiterally the same visual spectacle next year. \n\nAstronomical hype is astronomical.",
">blue moon\n\nA black moon eclipse would be rare."
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Missing this toting lunar eclipse, you'll wait another 152 years
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[
"Looks like you have a new emotional support animal!",
"One sneaky boiii",
"Getting him past airport security is the trick...",
"[Fox: Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight\n](http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/01/30/woman-denied-emotional-support-peacock-on-united-flight.html)\n\n/r/hmmm"
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A lot of people have office birds that keep showing up. I have a peacock that keeps showing up at my house...
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"In the naval park we have it has the USS Croaker and let me tell you I don’t know how they did it. I am not a fan of enclosed spaces but that is ridiculous. Not to mention there’s way to many instructions.",
"One wrong move and the pressure reverses giving you a face full of shit. ",
"I served on a Los Angeles class nuclear submarine commissioned in 92 and it had essentially the same shitters. Fast attack tough.\n\n\nIt’s not so complicated now, because it all goes to one tank then we blow that tank. But they look almost exactly alike.",
"Oops, I failed to open Plug Cock B... ",
"I'll...I'll just hold it for a bit....",
"The instructions are spelled out as clearly as possible because if you do it wrong you can [sink your submarine](https://warisboring.com/the-high-tech-toilet-that-destroyed-a-submarine/)."
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Ever wonder how to flush a toilet on submarine in the 1940s?
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"That’s a trip and a half just to look at.",
"Composite of 29 images shot on a Canon 5DMKII @105mm.",
"[Full resolution image](https://i.imgur.com/lzqVcdQ.jpg)"
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Super blue blood moon from Melbourne Australia
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"John Stuart lounge chair/ Danish Modern",
"Thank you stranger! Now I just gotta find one !",
"[This is the one I looked at](https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/seating/lounge-chairs/scandinavian-modern-reclining-swivel-suede-lounge-chair-ottoman-john-stuart/id-f_5616723/). I've seen similar ones at consignment shops. Happy Hunting",
"/u/Brothengar, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Brothengar&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufl5m/trying_to_find_out_what_kind_of_chair_this_is_on/?context=10\\))"
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Trying to find out what kind of chair this is on the left , from the show hannibal , anyone ?
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"Reported this spam crap",
"it's not spam",
"Incorrect"
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Vilisun Ski Goggles for adult youth kids on Amazon code :ZCJPPK93
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[
"Sorry for it being a little blurry. Taken on a Nikon D5100 with a manual 55-300mm lens. The margin for focus at that level of zoom on a 300mm lens is small, that was the best of 18 shots I took. ",
"Hey maybe you live right next to me and happen to have literally the same photo but I just posted, deleted and reposted my photo that looks EXACTLY like this and just wanna make sure you didn't steal mine and just take down the brightness",
"I can post my original RAW image for proof if need be. I don’t steal other people’s images",
"I'll take your word for it. Just needed the peace of mind to know I wasn't being plagiarized. \nGotta admit that it's pretty funny two people took a photo of the moon with the same camera on the same night though. ",
"Yeah, it’s almost as if there’s possibly thousands of people with that camera trying to accomplish the same goal. Crazy world we live in. ",
"Also, this is a rare night, so I’m sure tons of people are taking the same picture. I’ll go take another if you still think I’m lying. I’ve taken Moon pictures before. Can show you that, too. I don’t appreciate someone thinking I stole their images. ",
"I told you I took your word for it and I do. I didn't mean to start an argument. I believe you. It's the first time I've ever posted an image I was particularly proud of and your timing of posting just happen to fall in the slot between me deleting my original post and posting my edited one. You can see the post here https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufowl/ive_never_been_able_to_capture_a_good_photo_of/?utm_source=reddit-android it does look similar. I am really sorry to have offended you. I didn't mean to, I was just being protective over an image and I'm sorry. ",
"I’m sorry as well. I got defensive, too. Your image came out nice. Happy shooting!"
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Full/Blue Moon 01/31/2018
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"That's a melon",
"I’m in Texas. Did i miss the blood moon?",
"I missed it here in Georgia so I just had to settle for the regular ol full one "
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I've never been able to capture a good photo of the moon until tonight
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"Could be tribal",
"..and they parked like a dipshit",
"They also get over stock cars",
"They need mustangs to keep the public’s best interest at hand! ",
"Am I reading this right? Would a G63 plate be for a 1 ton truck according to this site? http://www.pl8s.com/govt.htm",
"Dosent look like a 1 ton truck to me. I’d bet someone bolted that on. \n[gov plates](http://www.pl8s.com/govt.htm) ",
"Definitely parked like they run the place.",
"No government overspending here. Base price is 26k, this doesn't look base.",
"I don't know what's going on, but (s)he parks like a dick. ",
"The damn government pavement stripper is just lazy! Our taxes wasted again.",
"Honestly, the average new urban police car probably costs just as much. A lot more with the equipment.",
"/u/Dino_47, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Dino_47&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufq3k/when_did_the_federal_government_begin_buying_new/?context=10\\))"
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When did the Federal Government begin buying new Ford Mustang GT sports cars for employees to drive for work?
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"this looks like an incredible journey",
"Traveling like that, it doesn’t seem like you would have really needed the savings from the pass. Congrats on being able to vacation for a living though. ",
"I'm glad to see you visited my homestates parks. Hope you enjoyed them ",
"Yeah, the opportunity to visit even one national park is beyond a lot of Americans. Too bad, they look awesome in those documentaries. ",
"I bet the pass is sponsored by the travel industry...",
"How was Pu'uhonua? I live on the big Island but I haven't been there yet. ",
"You must be retired. ",
"Looks really neat ",
"How much was it?",
"How much did you make back ",
"Half work half vacation. I made a documentary about stage fright and was able to tour it around the country at universities and schools of music. My wife and I lived out of our van while we toured and made the most of every where we went with the pass!\n\nEdit: [video](https://youtu.be/kXG1AVpBsQA) of what we've been doing",
"I wish... Sponsored by making a film that schools wanted to screen so toured it around the world!",
"Hope you enjoyed Saguaro national park, one of my favorite places ever",
"Carlsbad is one that always springs to mind when I try and think of one but then the others flood back.",
"Come on OP you know we're gonna ask.. you got a link to that documentary? Sounds interesting.",
"That’s awesome! I’m 100% jealous.",
"Where's Acadia? ",
"Fuck you, mother fucker. /sarcasm",
"Thanks man, it's called [Composed](http://composeddocumentary.com). I studied classical music and left in part because of nerves. Got to answer a lot of questions from my past and learn about addressing my anxiety.\n\nEdit: I don't know how to link to my own website.",
"Link link doesn't look quite right. If you fix it, we will watch.",
"How much was the pass? And how much vacation do you have?",
"Good question considering I grew up in New England. It's goin happen this year.",
"[composed] (www.composeddocumentary.com)\n\nDamn it I can not get it. There's at least a link. I no is smart\n\nEdit 2 - [Composed](https://www.composeddocumentary.com) (thanks /u/foofdawg), also didn't have the https://, didn't realize it needed that. \n\n",
"Calm down everyone! It's [$80](https://www.nps.gov/planyourvisit/passes.htm#CP_JUMP_5088574), or free if military",
"Just pretending",
"The pass is $80 and lasts for 13 months iirc. I bought mine last July and it’s still good til this August!",
"I love mine. Great times ahead.",
"You probably have a space between the square bracket and the opening parenthesis",
"We've got some great sights up here in Washington I would definitely recommend!",
"Hoping to find some schools to screen the film in the Northwest this year. Can't wait to visit and feel we may have saved the best for last.",
"How did you do Canyonlands but skip Arches? Or any of the other ones in Utah.",
"Utah is the most beautiful state I've ever visited. Actually bought it at Bryce and visited Zion as well but didn't think to hang onto the maps for a while. Arches.. man the line to get in was ridiculous and we had so many options. Arches this year though for sure.",
"You’re welcome back anytime! I absolutely love it here",
"Carlsbad Caverns!",
"Wow, I'm surprised to see little ol' Saguaro in there with some of the big guys like Yellowstone. Could you pick a favorite park? ",
"So you came down to the blue ridge parkway but passed up on the Smokies?",
"If I had an hour, Carlsbad Caverns. If I had a day, Big Bend. Week, Utah.",
"Awesome. Thanks!",
"There's a documentary related sub on here somewhere you could post it to. You've got a pretty great story there. I hope you do an AMA or write about it.",
"You went to Canyonlands but not Arches? Who does that?",
"And the van you're living in, we need pics.",
"Did you start this as a TED talk? If so, I love your video. ",
"It's on Maine, one of the few National Parks on the East Coast of the US",
"I highly recommend Yosemite and Zion",
"Come to Western Australia and check out our National Parks https://exploreparks.dbca.wa.gov.au",
"We started in a Subaru but ended up in a [sienna](https://imgur.com/r/ImagesOfThe2000s/l1FmN) I converted last summer.",
"#life goals",
"I went to Arches again earlier this month, hardly anyone there. Of course...it's a wee bit cold.",
"Cuyahoga Valley represent! I grew up next to it.",
"I like how you put Cleveland right next to Hawaii.",
"Fuck that drive up that volcano. Never again. ",
"Next year, you've gotta hit the west coast.",
"Last year Parks Pass Canada was free. ",
"And next year you'll get to go back and take new pictures featuring the logging and fracking equipment that will dot the landscape. ",
"How did you enjoy Cuyahoga valley!? I'm so happy I live 10 min from there, it has some of my favorite hiking grounds.",
"In Sweden it's free for anyone. It's nature, and it should be available to everyone.",
"Good thing is It doesnt have to take that many to repay. went on a month long trip with family to california/west coast and did: yosemite,secoia,death valley and joshua tree. Just doing those 4 the pass was cheaper than the single admissions combined.",
"With all the Swedish immigrants to USA, sadly they have to charge access to parks. However, this also reduces the population of Sweden so that your parks remain empty and free. ",
"I can't tell if you're serious.",
"Carlsbad is astonishing.",
"It's going to take me at least another year to save enough money to go to Hawaii...if I'm lucky.",
"Yeah, I saw this and was thinking \"...who the fuck pays to go to a park? Are there rides?\"",
"Or, if you’re old enough, you can get a lifetime pass for a one-time $80 fee.",
"You sir have decided to live an epic life. Mad props for having the courage and forethought to make something like that work.",
"Most undeveloped public wilderness land in the US is free to access. National Parks, on the other hand, have infrastructure like large trail maintained trail networks, campsites, bathrooms, visitor centers and museums, programs with educational activities run by park rangers, and so on. This infrastructure helps make parks accessible to people who don't necessarily have the wilderness experience for primitive backcountry camping and hiking, generally promoting healthy and environmentally friendly recreation. But if you want to go to a national forest or similar public land it will generally be free (sometimes there are parking fees or something like that). I've always been happy to pay for National Parks because it supports public conservation and recreation, which does cost money to maintain. ",
"me too thanks!",
"Don't get me wrong, I totally get that it costs money to run them and do it well. I'm just saying that it's weird that you as a visitor have to pay for entrance.\n\nIn Sweden we have 29 national parks and they're all really well taken care of. They're 100% funded by tax money as far I know. Totally worth it, too.\n\nBtw, in 2016 there were 2,4 million visits to Swedish national parks. I'm sure many were tourists, but the Swedish population is only 10 million. That shows a bit of how available they are.",
"Do you understand how much land the National Park Service is charged with taking care of? 125,000 sq miles, or about 323,750 sq km. That's almost 75% of the entire land area of Sweden (for comparison that's only 3% of the land area of the US). That's 125,000 sq miles that are **actively** protected and preserved for public enjoyment.\n\nRangers, Support Staff, facilities, roads, camp sites, maintenance. It all costs money. If they were 100% reliant on tax money, far, far fewer people would be able to enjoy it, if the service would even still exist. These places are a national treasure and we need to do everything we can to protect them.\n\nFurthermore, there are many, *many* more sq miles of public land this is 100% free to the public to enjoy. So don't act like we have to pay money to enjoy nature here.",
"Hey how did you go to canyonlands but not arches! They're so close to each other! ",
"Don't worry we will give you another pass on account of the stage fright.",
"Just googled what a National Parks Pass costs - is $80 right? That seems like a steal!\n",
"Out of curiosity I looked up the Swedish personal tax rate and... my good lord. I’ll happily reserve the option to pay the $80 for the pass in the US.",
"We have all that too, but it's still all 100% financed with tax money and it works great. There are even plans in motion for expanding them by both number and size.\n\nIt's currently about 1,6% of the total land area.",
"I would love it if the US would get its priorities straight and make all the parks totally free while cutting military spending and corporate welfare. However, the pass in question gives access to 417 national park sites, a bit more than 29. Even with entry fees, the parks are heavily subsidized by federal funding - $80 for access to all of them for a year is much cheaper than the actual cost of maintenance. But in principal, sure, let's cut the military like 90% and make all the parks free. I'm not sure I can convince my warmonger compatriots to agree, though. ",
"At first I thought you went to Carlsbad Caverns without stopping by White Sands. But now I see the leaflet, just peaking into frame.",
"Yeah it's all about priorities. I'm sure 80 bucks is a steal, however not everyone can afford that, and that's unfortunate.\n\nBtw, how large portion of the military budget would you need to make the national parks free? Hardly 90% right?",
"If you have a veteran buddy, we can get you into the park for free. \n\nI went to 4 national parks with my friend and I was able to get him and everyone else in the van in for free. ",
"Do the Smokies require a pass? My family has been going for years and as far as I know we’ve never had to pay to get in...",
"No, but to be fair neither does the parkway lol",
"It’s like a John Denver song but laid out on a table! ",
"Wait, you have to pay to go into parks?",
"Your government actually gives a damn. ",
"Expand it to 75% of your land area and you’ll be charging $80 too.",
"Hey... the Blue Ridge Parkway is free. It didn't have a thing to do with your parks pass saving money! OP'S A PHONY!\n\nIn all seriousness, I'm fairly jealous. Hope I get to have a year like that some time.",
"What are you talking about?",
"There is also fear that if there were no cost that the parks would get “loved to death”. I suspect that Swedish parks don’t have 3.8 million visitors a year. ",
"no sleeping bear dunes, manistee, or hiawatha in there",
"I bought one of those a couple of years ago, hoping to use it before I die. Still hoping.\n\n",
"Never vacationed outside of Texas or been to a national park. Most of the people I know talk about how amazing they can be. One of my bigger goals in life is to be able experience one of them sometime!",
"Wait until the day you try to link a Wikipedia URL that has parentheses. You'll need to learn how to use \\*escape characters.\\*",
"I’ve been to a couple of those. I remember my brother and I attempting to use a cardboard box as a sled to go down the dunes at White Sands. When that didn’t work we simply decided to roll down the dune. There were many showers after that.",
"Did you stay until dusk for the bat flight?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4",
"You can only get to it after you’ve bought the Far Harbor DLC",
"Born and raised in Cuyahoga Valley. I wouldn’t have had it any other way. It’s going to be hard for me to ever leave this place with all its beauty",
"They also pay a whole lot more in taxes if I'm not mistaken. Like [ALOT](https://imgur.com/4WQtP4o) more.",
"it shouldn't have taken that long to read that little stack of brochures",
"Aaaayyyyeeee Cuyahoga valley! I spend quite a lot of time there!",
"Yeah, I don't trust the US government to put to good use all that extra tax income...",
"Nothing is ever free. EVER. ",
"I drive through it every day on my commute. We are so so lucky. ",
"Make some time for watching TV!",
"Look up how much the Swede has to pay in medical bills.",
"They were rare but on a couple occasions I definitely started day dreaming about playing some COD and sinking into a couch.",
"It's in Maine and it's gorgeous.",
"The total budget for the national park service is 3 billion (including visitor fees), the military budget is about 630 billion. A 0.5% military budget cut could be used to more than double the national park budget.",
"I don't see Zions in that list. Time to get another pass!",
"I lol'ed. \n\nIt's true, but what we get for those taxes is pretty amazing.",
"Not sure about making the parks free, but if we were just to lower our military spending to match China's (second largest military spender) we could bring every American up to the poverty line and still have another 289 billion dollars unspent. Enough to end world hunger for a few years, every year.",
"Get your ass to Acadia National Park!! ",
"Traveling like that, especially on a budget of any kind, any savings you can find can make a difference!! ",
"This looks like a great trip! We're doing something similar and that park pass was the best $80 I've ever spent, it has saved us hundreds of dollars.",
"Stop talking like a communist!",
"Omg I've only ever heard Carlsbad Cavern spoken and never seen it written down. I always thought it was Carl's Bad Caverns. Non American here btw",
"30 years ago I was in the military, and lost over 50% of my hearing, and am now 10% disabled according to the Veteran's Administration.\n\nBut I get in free to all National Parks, so I got that going for me. :-)",
"Honestly, most of the parks to the east besides a few (Acadia and Smokie Mountains) are pretty underwhelming compared to what you can find out west",
"Good for you! That's awesome.\n\nNext trick: getting to the most awesomest of the parks. Kobuk and Gates of the Arctic. \n\nSeriously, those are the two that separate the adventurers from the tourists. They are also (like all the National Parks), absolutely stunning.",
"We did the same thing. Saves a ton. You also get half off at some campsites.",
"Op, wtf is in Fort Smith? I live there and can't think of much worth visiting.",
"Imo Canyonlands is so much more worth the trip than doing Arches. Arches is great, don't get me wrong, but god damn Canyonlands is good.",
"Here is my list so far after buying the pass in the fall.\n\n- Rocky Mountains\n\n- Death Valley\n\n- Arches\n\n- Canyonlands\n\n- Bear's Ears\n\n- Capitol Reef\n\n- Grand Staircase Escalante\n\n- Bryce Canyon\n\n- Zion\n\n- Cuyahoga Valley\n\n- Everglades\n\n- Joshua Tree\n\n- Sequoia\n\n- King's Canyon\n\n- Yosemite\n\n- Grand Canyon\n\nIn addition to those I'm planning on going to: \n\n- Redwood\n\n- Lassen Volcanic\n\n- Channel Islands",
"Yes. Quite a lot for some of the more popular parks too",
"Went to Maine for the first time with my partner to visit his family. This was shortly after Far Harbor was announced. I was very excited to be in Bar Harbor and Acadia. Can't wait to go back.",
"Yeah it is $80. It is pretty easy to break even with that pass. Pretty much you just go to two really popular parks and you hit $80",
"Nothing is truly free. It depends what the government chooses to be paid for by everyone in the country (so, \"free\" but included in everybody's taxes), or it needs to be paid for fully, or paid for partially and subsidized (like the transportation system).",
"Technically, if you die in the year after getting a pass, you've had a lifetime pass.",
"Yeah, I think I might trust Sweden with my tax money. But hells no would I trust the US government with it.",
"That’s because I don’t see yosemite on there...",
"I'm not sure what he is talking about... That being said the Borough of Land Management (the people in control of the National Parks, National Monuments, etc) are tasked with maintaining land that covers more area then twice that of your whole country. This is roughly equivalent to 1/8 of our country aka 12.5% of our landmass. It is naive to believe your country's model for supporting their public land would work in our country",
"Every country is different. Americans just don’t want that level of taxation no matter the services which is fair enough. ",
"> Btw, how large portion of the military budget would you need to make the national parks free? Hardly 90% right?\n\nI'm not exactly sure, but it would probably be about 1% in reality. But let's cut the other 89% as well. We could then make health care and education free too and invest the rest in sustainable energy. But of course that would not make military contractors rich, so it's not going to happen. ",
"My wife and I visited Arches on our honeymoon and had no idea about canyonlands. I see videos and pics from people and get so upset that we didn't go.",
"My wife and I did the opposite because we didn't know about canyonlands. I'm still salty about it.",
"I admittedly went to arches, but not canyonlands, the entrance near Moab was down the side of a canyon, I was too terrified to drive down.",
"Were the sand dunes Sleeping Bear Dunes in Western Michigan? I went there two years ago to ride the bike trails. Utterly amazing that it exists in the United States. ",
"For those who may not know, you can just keep your receipts for a national park and turn them in when they equal the cost of an annual pass and get the annual pass. That way you'll never pay more than the cost of an annual pass. ",
"I LOVE those maps/brochures, and also collect them from every park I visit.\n\nI also think an annual parks pass is a great value, and something everyone should buy and use.",
"The US population is 300 million and there are 300 million visits to national parks. The biggest ones like Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and great Smoky mountain parks individually get 5 million visitors per year, while Sweden has 2.4 million divided into 29 parks.\n\nAlso most US national parks are free. It's only the biggest ones that have a fee.",
"This should be among your top priorities. My top pick is the Grand Canyon. You just cannot possibly fathom how BIG it is until you go. My wife and I were on the southern edge, and after walking probably 200 yards or so, our perspective of the other side hadn't changed. It is just absolutely unreal.\n\nPlus, you can hike down into it which would be a lot of fun! Do it in the off season, and your hotel will be a lot cheaper, and there'll be fewer people.",
"Cuyahoga represent. Just took the kiddos hiking around the ledges Saturday. It's cool seeing it listed with some of the big dogs in the system.",
"Fair enough. :)",
"Fun story, my wife and I were planning on going to Arches. Found a campsite near Moab. The campsite neighbors of ours were up until ~1:00 AM yelling and hooting, and Moab was so crowded that we didn't want anything to do with it, so we just ended up skipping Arches altogether. The rest of the trip was great though, Utah/Colorado/Arizona are all beautiful states!",
"Maine",
"I know where it is; I live an hour away from it. I meant it wasn't on the poster's list. ",
"Stop being Swedish! Couldn't you just insult me or be aggressive or troll or do something! This is the internet, and it's *Reddit* of all places",
"I know where it is; I live an hour away from it. I meant it wasn't on the poster's list. ",
"Which was your favorite?",
"I know where it is; I live an hour away from it. I meant it wasn't on the poster's list. ",
"Basically if you get sick all the time Sweden is great for you because you might pay less in taxes than you would in medical bills. but for alot of people who take pride in their health, we don't get hurt a lot and dont pay many medical bills outside of our monthly premiums which are generally less than what would be paid as taxes in Sweden.",
"You won't regret it! Summer or Fall are the best times, I think. But be prepared for the crowds. I grew up in New England, too. ",
"Legit thought these were “cards against humanity” cards at first.",
"i mean, it would also tell every other country that we now have a huge hole in our ability to defend ourselves. it should be cut, but not by 90%... we would become a prime target. and then your free education and health care wouldn't matter. because you would just be another peasant of the chinese regime. or dead, that too.",
"now this is a viable option",
"What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.",
"Did you hike the narrows in Zion? It is one of the best jokes I’ve been on.",
"Thx bud",
"Just went for my first time as well at the end of December. No lines anywhere. No people in my pictures.",
"or redwood. or sequoia. trees are lit",
"Fucking beautiful.",
"I meant that the US is maintaining an area roughly as big as 75% of your country’s land area just so you can imagine the size. That costs a lot of money. $80 annual is a small price to pay for that. The price for going into Yosemite is around $30 per vehicle. If there are 5 of you, that’s $6 per head and the experience is so much more than that.",
"redwood is awesome. you should definitely go. on the same level for me as sequoia, yellowstone, and yosemite.",
"This. Not to mention the top 10 US parks share 100 million visits per year. Comparing this to Sweden makes no sense.",
"Seems like it's organized in chronological order/geography, but damn if the lack of alphabetical order doesn't bother me for some strange reason...\n\nAlso, that looks like an awesome year. Jealous!",
"If you go after August 15, do the Precipice Trail!",
"I still don't get how that is relevant. Yes, my country is smaller, but that's not what we're discussing. \n\nSay that you had half the land area dedicated to national parks (1,5% instead of 3%), then it would be comparable to Sweden. Would it cost $40? That would still be $40 more than in Sweden. ",
"Its one of the closer parks to where I live tied with Lassen and Pinnacles. It's funny how the parks closest are the ones I haven't seen. I'm a slave to my work travel schedule... Beggars can't be choosers",
"You gotta hit going-to-the-sun road in Glacier National Park!",
"Nice haul. Did you get your NP Passport cancellation stamps too?",
"That’s not it. Compare the number of people/cost required to maintain it, not the percentage of the land mass. It’s a small price to pay and $6 is very affordable (1 short train ride here is already $3.75).\n\nTo your point though, your govt is better at providing funds for it. Maybe it’s included in your tax?",
"I know where Acadia is. I meant it wasn't on the person's list. I live in Maine. I've been going to Bar Harbor, Northeast Harbor, Seal Cove and Acadia my entire life. ",
"This is a blatant ad.",
"I wish I did that, when my father and I went to arches it was around 110 degrees F. Even though it was dry, it was miserable. Especially since the arches have to be far away from roads since vibrations can cause them to collapse faster. It would have been much more enjoyable around 60 degrees.",
"Shenandoah Nat Park is my favorite place on Earth",
"So, you can use CAD software & linux, but you can't take a screenshot? :P",
"Actually the Great Smoky Mountains national park is the only free national park in America.",
"And this is how military contractors use fear to make zillions. Oh and they will sell to the US, China, Russia, Iran, North Korea, whoever is buying. Why not double your profits by selling to both sides. \n\nSure, maybe we need some basic self defense. But we are so far past self defense at this point it is ridiculous, yet someone always justifies it by saying the scary scary Chinese are coming for us, so we better buy some more bombs. Over in China they are saying that the scary scary Americans are coming and so they also buy some more bombs. ",
"I dont think we need more bombs. But I also don’t think we should be decommissioning any of them. There is a very good chance that a heavy decrease in military spending will be seen as a sign of weakness by other countries, and thus, an opportunity to attack. I don’t think we need to be going after other countries and protecting them but rather have the ability to raise an army if provoked and retaliate.",
"Yeesh. As someone used to the flatness of the great Southwest, canyon roads scare the Bogart out of me.",
"I'm used to the northeast, no as flat, but definitely not canyon sized ",
"For the National Parks? ",
"Howd you like white sands",
"Another one of those places where you struggle the whole time to comprehend what you're looking at. So cool how it's not really sand as well!\n\nEdit: time not \"to\"",
"You got Yellowstone but not Glacier which is the real hidden gem.",
"I definitely understand, I've lived really close my entire life so I kinda lost the feel for it. But yeah it's all gypsum",
"Think I did pretty well though.. but excited by how disappointed folks are I missed their favorite. Glacier is on the list as well for this year! Goin be a big year..",
"Oh I'm just letting you know. Yellowstone is very popular (but also very crowded). The best park in Montana is Glacier, it winds up being peoples favorite a lot of the time. But I haven't gotten to explore Utah myself so I'm reserving judgement.",
"Leslie Knope would be proud. ",
"Hot springs national park is free. ",
"I grew up between the Sand Dunes and Black Canyon of the Gunnison, which you don't see mentioned often when Nat'l Parks come up. Glad you got to visit both of those hidden gems.",
"I LOVE this book. ",
"Get a PASSPORT!!!",
"Hey thanks! We absolutely loved that whole area and even ended up spending a bunch of time looking at land for sale between the two. ",
"Bruh you didn't make it to Yosemite? Faill",
"Lmao, I exchanged in Gwood. Probably something to do with that one Judge that hung everyone.",
"And it's usually a nominal fee depending on the park. We're talking like ~$10 for camping, restrooms, etc. I'm cool with paying to maintaining these parks. Just be cool an clean up after yourself. Remember take only pictures, leave nothing but footprints. ",
"$80.00?",
"They do. But how much do you pay for things that are covered like healthcare. Between myself and my employer I pay $20k just for insurance and I had another $6k in costs. The money the NPS needs to catch up on their backlog is only 10 times what just the Koch brothers got just this year with the tax bill. ",
"I didnt know that. I was listening to a podcast a few days ago about the Great Smoky Mountains national park and the speaker said that it was the only free to access National park in the country. I guess he was wrong. He said there were several free monuments and landmarks. ",
"Hot springs national park surrounds and includes downtown hot springs, so yeah no entry fee. A few of the bath houses are still active, and those do cost, but I can't remember if any of them are officially operated by the park service. \n\nFun facts: its actually the oldest park, the smallest, and the only one in an urban area. It was designated a federal reservation in 1832, 40 years before Yellowstone became the first national park",
"Someone gets awesome amount of vacation days...",
"I live in Greenwood. Nothing there either.",
"The best trips, you can't take anything back with you from.",
"As many as I want! Left my IT job to start my own business making films. Also means living out of a van for a lot of the time but the wife and I enjoy it!",
"Vet visit Glacier National Park? ",
"We did this too a few years back. I agree with you that it's well worth it. You also visited one of my favorite lesser known parks, Black Canyon!",
"Missing some good ones in California and the Northwest. ",
"looking forward to the lifestyle advice to stay cancer-free. universal healthcare is an affordable and proportionally paid insurance against accidental bankruptcy.",
"Not sure what you mean with the first sentence, it’s not hard to get lifestyle advice on how to stay cancer free... universal healthcare is a pretty solid way to make a nation fairly poor when you compare it to America though.",
"Compared to the money spent in the US on healthcare in Europe universal healthcare literally makes the nation richer. ",
"I dont know about that. Can you provide a source pls? I also spent just about zero dollars on healthcare in 2017 so I’m pretty glad I do t have to pay those taxes.",
"/r/trees subscriber, can confirm.",
"Redwood national park has been mostly logged and has very little awesome old growth compared to the park across the highway, Prairie Creek Redwood State Park. (I worked there and have zero respect for the rangers / authorities there but the trees and beach made up for the wankers)",
"**Bureau** of Land Management. They don't manage national parks or monuments (National Park Service does), nor do they manage Natioal Forests (Forest Service, part of the Department of Agriculture has that one). Fish and Wildlife service manages wildlife refuges.\n\nBLM manages pretty much everything else. Includes a lot of desertish grazing and mining land.",
"That’s one hell of a good year!",
"You actually don't have to pay for every site run by the National Parks Service.\n\n[Martin Van Buren National Historic Site](https://www.nps.gov/mava/planyourvisit/fees.htm), [Teddy Roosevelt's Birthplace](https://www.nps.gov/thrb/planyourvisit/fees.htm), [Edgar Allen Poe National Historic Site](https://www.nps.gov/edal/planyourvisit/fees.htm), and [the Boston African American History National Site](https://www.nps.gov/boaf/planyourvisit/fees.htm) are all free. But then no one needs to get rescued out of the Hudson Valley or Back Bay Boston. The first three sites have gift shops that probably defray costs and the third is just a short walking tour. ",
"If you’re going to red wood, drive a few hours north and get to crater lake. That and the Grand Canyon are the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. \n\nEDIT: 5.5 hours but still. ",
"So how much would you say you saved?",
"3 in Hawaii nice",
"The namesake of the city is a National Park. https://www.nps.gov/fosm/index.htm",
"I've already been to Crater Lake in prior years. It is amazing, though",
"Not OP, but I found this article which lists how much each country is spending on healthcare with USA on top with $8713 per capita (over 16% of the GDP, and a 35.3% obesity rate) vs Sweden which pays $4904 per capita (11% GDP, and 11.7% obesity rate). [source](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/11/14/24-7-wall-st-countries-spend-most-health-care/75771044/)\n\nEDIT: here is a second [article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/12/27/the-u-s-spends-more-on-health-care-than-any-other-country-heres-what-were-buying/?utm_term=.9f5ef8211bb2) that describes how we spend more than any other country and within a decade close to a fifth of our economy will be spent on healthcare. ",
"LOVE IT!!!! I am very HAPPY (truly) that you are chasing your dreams!! GO GET IT!!!!",
"I’m sure that’s all true but it still doesn’t change that I haven’t spent any money on healthcare this year because I’m in good shape and don’t get sick. So the fact that I don’t have to pay extra taxes for something I wouldn’t use is great. For me personally, the healthcare situation in America is great compared to other nations that have “free” healthcare who’s costs get pulled out as a huge tax to their income.",
"The Swedish tax doesn't just pay for health care though. It also goes toward paid family leave (12 months paid time off per child), free dental care for children, subsidized child care, free college education up to the PhD level, retirement income, and so on. \n\nHowever I can see that a person who has no children (and plans to have none), or who has no post secondary education (and plans to have none), and who has no health issues (and plans to have none), etc., would prefer not to pay higher taxes for these services to be provided to the society at large. Same goes for people who come from wealth or who have acquired great personal wealth, etc. \n\nTo each their own.\n\n",
"Yes exactly, you just mentioned a bunch of stuff that isn’t really necessary for me at least right now. I was fortunate enough to have parents who were able to save enough money for me to go to an out-of-state university. The way I see it is that I’d rather pay for stuff that I actually need once, the one time I need it, rather than pay for it as a portion of my income for my entire life. If I went to an in state school it probably wouldn’t have cost me more than 30-40k to go to school for 4 years which seems like less than I would pay in taxes throughout my whole life if I was in a different country. \n\nIt essentially helps out the poor who do t have much income to begin with and screws over the middle/upper class. To which extent is based upon your income. I prefer to be self sufficient, I go to school for a major that I know will make me enough money to afford the things that I want and need. I’d rather not pay for other people’s stuff as well. Especially things that I probably won’t use ever. I might just be selfish but I don’t really want help from anyone else anyways.",
"You are selfish. \n\nThere is a nonzero chance that no matter of your lifestyle you will suffer a bankrupting healthcare cost in your life. That is bad for the individual, therefore advanced societies (the US is not one of them) organised to avoid this collectively. That's universal healthcare, yes the rich pays more but that's fine because the loss of utility for them is lower and the benefit is higher. Also it doesn't screw the middle class because a lot of healthcare problems are bankrupting for them as well. \n\nAlso school is free pretty much everywhere in continental EU, and it is only relatively recently paid for in the UK (for a completely pointless politically motivated reason, it should be free here as well). The reason for the freeness is that an educated society better than a non-educated, and if it costs money the rich will go to school not the smart.\n\n"
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"A simpler time. ",
"What was 1/31/07? And what's that have to do with Aqua teen hunger force?",
"There was an ad campaign that placed these things all over the country and a lot of people didn’t know what ATHF was so it was called in as some sort of terrorist action/bomb. Hilarity ensued.",
"Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you. ",
"I think it was just Boston that freaked out...\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic\n\nAlso, this is the same Boston that flipped out and called in the bomb squad to investigate traffic counter boxes chained to light posts. ",
"That was ten years ago already? Holy fuck",
"I think you’re right, but could’ve sworn they were also in other cities. 🤷🏻♂️",
"/u/latherer, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/latherer&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufrm5/neverforget/?context=10\\))",
"Oh yeah!!! I forgot about that. That's right. Bombs in Boston."
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#NeverForget
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"And the diaper cream found her face. ",
"That’s what you get for not watching your young child!!",
"Looks like an Australian Aboriginal out in the bush",
"That’s what my Dad said! ",
"The active ingredient in diaper cream is the same active ingredient in sunscreen. They're basically the same thing.\n",
"Yummy. ",
"Hello, Clarice.",
"My nephew managed that last year. Half his face was covered in Desitin. He looks like he's auditioning for Phantom of the Opera.",
"She looks like she took a lot of drugs.",
"Get fucked cunt."
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My daughter found the diaper cream.
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"Where did you take this?\nNice composition",
"Rad",
"Thanks! I took a time lapse in Chiang Mai, Thailand and pieced it together with photoshop. "
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My shot of the super blue blood moon (am I saying that right?) eclipse progression.
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"What’s the book? The design looks like something my daughter would be interested in. Good luck!!",
"You forgot all the text.",
"Thank you! It is the cover of my first book, Danarko. It is a sci-fi fantasy teen/young adult novel, and it's the first in a quartet. If you're interested in more information, you can check out the series on my website: www.maxinastoribrook.com",
"r/HeresTo future success on your book!",
"Looking good... ",
"Thank You! ",
"I will do that. Thank you. "
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Just finished designing the new cover for my first ever published book!
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"That cat looks pissed",
"Looks kinda prestigious",
"The cat hero that we deserve",
"You married a cat?",
"Wife cat?\n\nIs this a growing american trend? Kind of like your presidents and V.P's wife-mother and daughter-wife?\n\nI really hope this doesn't catch on, its creepy.",
"She was made for royalty. ",
"Instead she got dish toweled by a servant.",
"my wife's cat..",
"Glad we cleared that up. ",
"deleted",
"It's just an old repost. ",
"Because there's so much crime!",
"It's his wife, Cat.",
"(\"...and the joyous cries of love from the grateful multitude was deafening. They liked the cape, as well.\")",
"liar https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2jsvru/super_cat/\n\nProper grammar is \"my wife's cat\" ",
"[Ahem](https://i.imgur.com/Kxyalcc.png)",
"MEOW MEOW! Que viva",
"Your wife is a repost!?",
"Op is a dirty cunt"
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"I just saw the guy in the middle win 25k tonight so..,.",
"guys celebrity jeopardy is next week....",
"I'll take catch the semen for 800",
"<ding!>\n\n\"I haven't read the question yet\"\n\n*\"I want to answer anyway\"*\n\n\"Well, OK\"\n\n*\"Who is Harvey Weinstein?\"*\n\n\"You are correct!\"",
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"Omg. I never even thought this was possible. Thank you so much sharing this. My mom has been using my late sister's phone for five years even though it's practically useless because she didn't want to lose her voicemail message. She's going to be so relieved to know she can save it.\n\n(Me, too, even though I personally can't bring myself to listen to it. Maybe one day.)",
"So what's the website?\n\nwhoever is down voting this needs to be hit in the face multiple times with a spiked baseball bat",
"vmsave.petekeen.net",
"If you're trying to sell me something, I've got four little words for you: Do Not Call List. But, if you're cool, leave it at the beep.",
"Maybe crosspost this with a grieving subreddit... They could sticky it and this would reach a lot more people who could use this is their time of need.",
"/u/deidre_lee, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/deidre_lee&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufv9r/my_therapist_showed_me_this_so_i_could_have_my/?context=10\\))",
"I wish I would have known this a few months ago. I saved a VM in my messages that my mom left me before she died. Found out ATT removes them after a period of time. I didnt know i needed to save it elsewhere. Wish I could hear her voice again 😭",
"rip, this was a good-hearted post too.",
"Nothing is forever ! Remember that. "
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My therapist showed me this so I could have my dad's voice forever. I want to give this to everyone.
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"Get one that can do it in 4.",
"Time to trade her in.",
"Growing hair on her legs took five years?",
"U sleep with socks on?",
"This is my worst nightmare...😱\n\nMy wife takes no shame in stealing 100% of my heat. \n\n\nNice Costco socks by the way. So comfy. ",
"You dont?",
"No. That's weird",
"You’ll go BLIND!!!",
"Nah man those are Wigwams. Got them at the outdoor store. Now that I know I can get them at Costco I'll stop buying them at an over priced rate.",
"Oh ya, Costco has their Kirkland version of these. So nice. "
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She has been trying to accomplish this for 5 years.
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[
"Hacks.",
"Haters will say its photoshopped. \n",
"What are you going to spend your avocado winnings on?",
"You should plant it so you can grow more pitiless avocados.",
"Too bad you can't grow anymore.",
"That's because it is. It's also a repost.\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/QVMfJK9?r",
"Several weeks after consuming the anomaly Drew began to feel queasy. \n\nHe woke in a warehouse district without clothes. His skin was light green and smelled of garlic and lime. \n\nTo his left two men in ski masks lay motionless, terrified, held in place by gelatinous green mounds with red and white dots.\n\nDrew walked home in a daze oddly craving nachos or steak tacos.",
"Spay and neuter your avocados, people.",
"What, cutting on either side of the seed and throwing away the rest? this is an avocado, not a mango.",
"Found the hater",
"I withdraw my statement in humiliation.",
"I will have you know I love avocados. ",
"AWWW SHIT YEEAAAH THIS IS WHAT I REDDIT FOR!!!!!",
"Uhm...",
"Stand by your idiocy and I will join you hand in hand against the wordl. Retract your idiocy and I will frantically reach for your hand and look like an idiot by myself.",
"It's just a green dyed potatoe. ",
"I love you",
"How do we know you didn't Photoshop in a small pit.?",
"I think there’s a company attempting make a seedless avocado. This might be shopped, but it’s definitely a possibility.",
"You gotta dig upwards to plant it.",
"**COMING THIS FALL**\n\nAVOCADOS \n( •_•)\n\nWITHOUT\n( •_•)>⌐■-■\n\nPITY\n (⌐■_■) ",
"There might be a market for them for folks that would prefer their avocados w/o pity...",
"Photoshop garbage. ",
"What if I told you pitless avocados already exist?\n\nhttps://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/popular-ingredients/pitless-avocados",
"Together we are strong!!",
"A bowl of avocado...",
"There it is, the boneless avocado",
"I want to eat the alvocado goodness",
"Because he was probably in his office, it's much bigger.",
"Must be sterile",
"Showing OP no pitti.",
"No it can't be! This was just a myth! Could the ancients have been telling the truth???",
"*Weird avocado*\n\n\n*Core-less green, mystery sheen*\n\n\n*Don't know if should eat...*\n",
"What's a potatoe?",
"They take your pun, and just... just smoosh it into your face!",
"There are pitless avocados. They are pretty small, about half the size.\n\nAlso an alternative to photoshop is that the centre third of the avocado was cut out separately (we can't see the depth from this view)",
"*Avocado Lotto",
"Radioactiv!",
"This avocado had a vasectomy because it has no seed! \nBa dum tssss",
"I thought so at first too. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/popular-ingredients/pitless-avocados",
"Haters gon' hate. Potatoes gon' potate",
"Soylent Green is people!",
"Sunglasses guy has specific uses and I am not entirely sure this is an appropriate use of sunglasses guy. ",
"Who is to say you did not photoshop the pit in? *cue x-files theme* ",
"/r/avacodosgonewild",
"awesome.....ahhahahhaha",
"The most avocado ",
"You can’t do your own “ba dum tssss” smfh",
"MUUUUTAAAAANT!!!!!",
"Mater's gon' mate. -- Larry the Cable Guy",
"Save the seeds so you can grow more seedless avocados!!!!\n\n... .wait...",
"Amateur. Yours came with skin.",
"I like my avacados how I like my women, seedless..",
"Damn this gets me hot. ",
"Question for any science people.. would that be the plant equivalent of an infertile person?",
"Today I learned avocados usually have pits. Never eaten one before, so I never really knew.",
"Toast-free avocado toast? My, aren't we extravagant.",
"That's not how that works... ",
"You must be Irish",
"I'm uncomfortable",
"It is much bigger. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"It's just an Avacad bc there's no circle",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufxqw/this_is_the_avocado_jackpot/dtk27lt/",
"Has avocados or nothing for me",
"**COMING THIS FALL**\n\nSUNGLASSES GUY\n( •_•)\n\nWITHOUT\n( •_•)>⌐■-■\n\nSPECIFIC USES\n (⌐■_■) ",
"https://imgur.com/QVMfJK9?r",
"Is that a boneless avocado?",
"This is my nightmare... I trust that that nut is gonna be there when I hold them in my hand and cut them...",
"Ah! I see what you did there!",
"the end of a potatofoot",
"Vegan heavy breathing",
"You can see the depression from the stem on both sides. You wouldn't see that if the center 1/3 had been cut out.",
"Working in Ecuador I used to get these giant smooth-skinned avocados that were almost perfectly spherical and had a flavor and texture that made haas avocados just a disappointment ever since.\n\nI've only encountered that type of avocado in one other place, a corner store in Madrid run by a Dominican guy.\n\nIn the northern mountains of Peru a few places had what looked like gigantic haas avocados, but they tasted terrible, watery and bitter.",
"Hunt the tree down and clone it.",
"I like my avocados how I like my STD's... none of them\n\n",
"Side question: Did you cut it with a rotating saw? ",
"Why isn’t this everywhere",
"Marks and Spencer in the U.K. sell these",
"Hmmmm, I just keep thinking bio engineered. ",
"Nah, dude, that's the avocado monster.",
"I really hope that it was ripe.",
"Quick, graft its parent!",
"Your avocado can't have babies. ",
"thanks to monsanto seeds. ",
"It's my life goal to make a post that fits into this sub",
"What a beauty. ",
"This is how Children of Men started",
"This boneless avocado <3 ",
"Praying this was a joke ",
"Quick! Hide it before California finds you! ",
"It looks like a belly without the bellybutton ",
"Xaljbu got roasted, haha",
"You should do something else",
"Seen it described as \"boneless avocado\" before ",
"I know it's a joke but you could grow more with a [tissue culture](http://edugreen.teri.res.in/explore/bio/graphics/toti_a.gif). \nThat way you don't need a seed.",
"Regular person: well we need picture from another angle.\n\n\nCaptain D: we need a continues handheld moving camera footage of the avocado under different zoom and lighting conditions with different shadows cast on it. Furthermore, we will need a handheld continues moving camera footage starting from the avocado until someone bites and chews it. ",
"Wait a second...",
"Enjoy your GMOs",
"Bananas: they also have no seeds. How do they work??!?",
"r/mildly interesting. ",
"You're wasting your time with that sub.\n\nNow, /r/avocadosgonewild, however....",
"Let me show you why they call me \"smoothie\"",
"i like this subreddit. it's like the perfect mispelled version of /r/avocadosgonewild I never knew I wanted",
"Still a jackpot in my opinion",
"The mother banana plant sprouts baby banana plants from the base, then grows up, makes bananas on it's own, and repeats the cycle.",
"It’s actually 2 separate avocados just combined ",
"It is photoshopped. https://i.imgur.com/U5G88pZ.png \nThe difference in black and white intensity between the two halves means there is a different level of compression on each part of the picture, indicating shoop.",
"Certainly not if you are an Avocado.\n",
"if you see somebody hatin' point em out",
"Lucky bastard!",
"Are we just not going to say that this same repost was on that sub two years ago?",
"That's not how error level analysis works. Or how Photoshop works. The left side has more errors due to more dynamic range on that side from the uneven lighting.\n\nIt is a shop though, just probably from a lossless or high res (or low compression) source.",
"r/avocadosgonewild",
"Going to make some avocado toast?",
"Unless you wanted a avocado tree",
"Photoshop?",
"they are all a clone of the mother plant, not through sex in the flowers. This means they are genetically very weak resisting disease and will die soon, in fact one of the main types from the 80s is already gone.",
"Applesauce?",
"Boneless...",
"Wtf Kind of sorcery is this???",
"Do you think that's air your breathing?",
"What?",
"Monsanto at its best making sure you can’t reproduce that avocado strand.",
"A boneless avacado!",
"Thank you for the daily piece of knowledge",
"Not if you're in it to farm avocados!",
"Matrix reference.",
"Repost from two years ago...",
"Seems more like the equivalent of an unviable egg or sperm. If the tree only produced fruit like this then the tree would be the equivalent of an infertile person (assuming it didn’t have other means of reproduction). ",
"huuge sloth is envious!",
"A Jaffacado ? ",
"Go on...",
"r/hmmm",
"Forget the pursuit of AI.... Pitless avocados is the true work of mortal Gods...",
"Indeed.",
"Those two halves don't look like they'd be a perfect fit. Just look at the wider end.",
"This almost deserves to be posted at r/Facepalm\n",
">Question for any science people.. would that be the plant equivalent of an infertile person?\n\nBanana Bush",
"You err... Realise that without the pit, it won't grow. ",
"All that extra avacado!!",
"Definitely! 😈",
"Thanks Timberlake",
"You realize the avos in this article look very different from the avos in OPs pic?",
"Har",
"This is fake ",
"deepfakes getting out of hand",
"You are correct but I think your time frame is wrong - up to the 50's stores carried the Gros Michel banana, which was wiped out by disease. The Cavendish which we still eat today is its replacement.",
"2 different avocados...",
"I had a thought the other day when I was cutting an avocado. It went something like, \"What if this is the only avocado in the world without a pit, and I cut my hand off?\". Thank God I didn't get that avocado.",
"Original version with the pit http://i.imgur.com/QVMfJK9.jpg \nOr maybe someone photoshopped in the pit",
"WTF...that’s the Holy Grail of avocados!!!! ",
"No gods no masters",
"Isn’t it a pity",
"Seems like you could pull the same truck by cutting off 25% of two sides and pretending it’s whole.",
"more like they just cut the pit out..so the equivalent of someone removing their testicles or ovaries. ",
"Gros Michel was not wiped out. They just are not grown on a commercial scale anymore because they are vulnerable to disease. You can still track some down if you look around. ",
"It...looks so...perfect..",
"This gives me uncanny valley",
"Fake news.",
"They make seedless watermelon and oranges. how much different would it be to make pitiless avacados?",
"Both avocados has no pit?",
"Seriously, I don't need apples tasting like bananas, focus on perfect avocados please.",
"Does that mean someone got a double seed avocado? \n\nAMA request for the double seed avocado guy!",
"Not really. A fruit is an entire ovary.",
">pitiless avacados\n\nAvacados already look down upon us. Do not make them pitiless, they will exterminate our kind.",
"Fruits are ovaries ",
"It's a new science technique that has become popular in recent years. Look into Adobe Photoshop if you want to learn more",
"It’s a pit.",
"cuttings",
"Mansantocado. Buy it and can’t grow your own",
"WHAT?",
"It's probably small and off to the side.\n\n\"Short, shriveled, and a little to the left.\" -had to, sorry",
"r/karmaconspiracy",
"Did you ever consider that the word fruit is derived from fruition (or completion)? I don’t know why but I really enjoy this. ",
"This makes me feel uncomfortable. ",
"Avocado goals.",
"> COMING THIS FALL\n> \n> OOF ( •_•)\n> \n> OWIE ( •_•)>⌐■-■\n> \n> MY BONES (⌐■_■)\n\n",
"Correct. Those little black dots in the banana base is actually spider eggs. Hence why they burn the bananas before shipping. \n \nThey also grow in bags on the tree rather than packaged after being picked.",
"This is why memes are not a dead language tho.",
"I wish I could appreciate this but I was in an accident in my youth that makes this nauseating. :(",
"It's all NSFW. People are strange",
"This avocado is infertile",
"they will totally satisfy you, without regret or remorse.",
"The air felt pretty avocado-y today.",
"Wha?",
"Nah just two thick cuts, just what it looks like to me",
"LALALALALALA",
"Dammit Monsanto, will you stop at nothing?",
"Had an incident with my first gf that created an absolute aversion to avocados.",
"Almost certainly not from that fruit. From the plant probably, but then you could probably just graft from an existing plant more easily. I guess if you only had the one plant you could get a lot of clones faster, but if a decent number exist then grafting is much easier and cheaper.",
"YeeAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!",
"Something something pixels ",
"It's not perfect, but that's because it's not meant to be. It's an analogy - a tool for better understanding ideas without getting bogged down in every detail.\n\nI guess I could have said \"no, there is no plant equivalent to an infertile person, since plants' and humans' reproductive systems are different\", but that wouldn't have been very helpful to anyone.",
"This is already a thing.",
"probably why we say things like \"the fruits of our labor\" and shit like that because that's when your labor comes to fruition",
"I must travel to Thailand and sample this legendary banana. ",
"\"FR E SH A VOCA DO\"",
"Someone needs to find the tree that it came from and start doing cuttings off of that tree. Graft and hope that it was genetics and not environmental that caused the seedless avocado.",
"Yeah even i trust that pod to be there",
"[And just last week, I learned I had angered the Avocado god.](https://i.imgur.com/E9GSupi.jpg)",
"This would wreck my hand while cutting it. One of my biggest fears is slicing through and there being no pit.",
"Do you think that's air you're breathing?",
"Google says you must avoid cross pollination to get a pitless avocado, and that’s more expensive to do on a farm. A pitless avocado is a virgin avocado.",
"This is the future.\n\nAlso, when are we finally getting ride of those annoying watermelon seeds and grape seeds ?",
"What about arm pits?",
"Save the seed so we can grow more!.....Oh drat.",
"Ah very nice! ",
"r/bonehurtingjuice",
"So is this like..Avocado debt?? \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/mYEmaapr.jpg",
"It's actually Photoshop.",
"Poor avocado born without a vagina.",
"So.... how to do you plant a pitiless anything?",
"Boneless avocado",
"damned slutty avocados.",
"Apparently it tastes more like bananna flavored candy",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"If you've had banana flavored candy, you've tasted it already",
"Sure but doesn’t mean I wasn’t a better analogy. A fruit with no seeds is like an ovary with no eggs, which would make both the plants and the human infertile.",
"> You should plant it so you can grow more pitiless avocados.\n\n/thread",
"Mansanto",
"Fortunately Whole Foods tends to carry them. Whenever I find myself near one I like to stop and see if they're available. It's the banana flavor that artificial banana is a poor imitation of and it's delicious!",
"It's like that joke: I can't have children because my parents couldn't have children, it's hereditary. ",
"They are gros.",
"The one from the 80s is actually the artificial banana flavor we get in candy.",
"You just shouldn’t be cutting things in a way that the knife will cut you once you push through the thing you’re cutting..",
"Ik this is photoshop, but this is [r/oddlysatisfying](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/) ",
"M'avocado.",
"that seed saves my hand ",
"they are Michel ",
"But there’s always money in the banana stand...",
"https://i.imgur.com/45szfEsh.jpg",
"Apparently they do have seedless avocados, and apparently they do not taste very good.",
"**pit·i·less**\n\nadjective\n\n*showing no pity; cruel.*",
"Except [it isn't](https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/kwyjibo-18.jpg).\n\nIf the avodcado really had no seed then you wouldn't see the circular cutting marks, visible on the bottom of the left half. Those only happen when you're rotating the knife around the seed: no seed, nothing for the knife to smoothly rotate around.",
"GMOs are delicious",
"*Axillary Adulation*",
"And it will never pass on its genes ensuring your avocado remains the most special snowflake",
"Someone needs to graft that plant immediately.",
"Might not be entirely true\n\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/io9.gizmodo.com/debunking-the-myth-of-the-fake-banana-flavor-1629459201/amp",
"HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?",
"Rhizomes; basically large root systems that grow out horizontally and new \"trees\" grow from the same system as clones.",
"That's one small pit ",
"What is this monstrosity?",
"Man, I can’t wait until all the bees die off so that we won’t have all these cross pollination problems. ",
"yeah, OP posted a photo of it. ",
"To me, that's a worse analogy since I believe you're involving an unnecessary detail that draws attention away from the comparison we're trying to make and conflicts between the two systems. \n\nI value an analogy that better helps someone understand complex ideas in a simpler way and you value one that is more precise and adds more detail. It's all subjective ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"Avocados don’t have bones...",
"stupid people will still find a way to cut their hands",
"Also, some bananas don't taste like bananas at all. In some areas of Africa they cook up with the taste and consistency of potatoes.",
"Sounds like it might be too strong compared to what I'm used to.",
"Has science gone too far?",
"Thanks for the link, cool read!\nI like how the people interviewed in the article concluded with that it's kinda true.",
"Have you had a grapple? Grape flavored apple? It sounds interesting until you realize it isn’t flavored that way because of genetics, it’s because they soak it in grape flavor. \n\nMakes you think about how easily pesticides can penetrate the Apple skin. ",
"It doesn't look Photoshopped to me",
"[Its also 2 years old](https://www.reddit.com/r/avacodosgonewild/comments/3b75oy/all_body_no_seed/?st=JD4OCDZE&sh=2add13bf) ",
"Got like 60% more avocado ",
"Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad /s",
"I don’t trust it..",
"Its cloned",
"\"Makes guacamole easier\"...... what's wrong with people? ",
"Its just called \"Two Brothers\"",
"Something about GMOs and Republicans poisoning you.",
"At least you only need half a hole for it.",
"I wonder if anybody ever posted a pic of them putting an avocado up their ass?",
"Has science gone too far?",
"Shit is bananas. ",
"Photoshop",
"...wut.jpg",
"Trees can reproduce asexually, but like banana trees it makes them much more vulnerable to disease.",
"Looks amazing, must’ve been quite surprise when they sliced it open",
"real bananas are full of large seeds",
"... named for it's usefulness as a snack for spelunkers. ",
"the avocado love on reddit is just unreal.",
"But bananas do have seeds",
"you mean plantains?",
"[Two half nothings is a whole nothing...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYNp03ZW2r0&feature=youtu.be&t=46)",
"They called em bananas, but honestly I tried not to ask too many questions about what I was eating.",
"Yeah when I had the bananas in Thailand straight away I immediately felt like I was chewing an altered foam banana. I'm not really sure that article is all that important because it is probably just partly that the bananas don't need to be refrigerated anywhere near as long before consumption.",
"Oh hell not, not eating that mutant ",
"b-a-n-a-n-a-s",
"Most likely fake, but aren’t we actually trying to make pitiless avocados?",
"And pizza don't got bone on it.",
"Made-for-American-TV avocados. ",
"Yep, a grocery store near me carries them and they are damn yummy, I can see why they were the \"default\" before the Cavendish. And yes, they are more expensive, but worth it.",
"Can avocado trees not be grafted like they do to apple trees? \n\nApple trees in a variety are all clones of each other because they take cuttings of the tree and get it to grow into a new tree, as the seeds in the apples have all been cross pollinated with something (think they can be pollinated by anything in the cherry family, not just other apple trees) and would not give you the same type of apple that the seed came from if you planted it.",
"Look deeper - two really big, flat seeds.",
"They still taste like bananas if you let them ripen. If you cook them green, they can be used as a starch, and they are delicious. The same is true for plantains, but I thought they tasted odd.",
"Foghorn Leghorn is always relevant.",
"yes?",
"Setting unrealistic beauty expectations for avocados.",
"WHY IS THE LEFT SQUARE BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT????? ",
"Just like growing weed",
"True True",
"I need more of this in my life. I put a knife through the base of my middle finger because of an avocado seed. Literally. ",
"Obligatory /r/avocadosgonewild",
"Fun fact. Artificial banana flavor was designed to taste more like the Gros Michel and they never bothered to change it. That's why people often don't see the resemblance in artificial banana flavor to real banana flavor.",
"I imagine we will eventually have genetically modified pit-less avocados. If you've ever seen photos of bananas or water melons before we modified them, you'll know what I mean.",
"2 different avocados though.",
"wat\n\nspiders burnt off my bananas?\n\nI swear to god internet, if you're pulling my leg...",
"Or the Monsanto nightmare ",
"No its a true fact. The tips of a banana are burnt so that the spider eggs inside are killed so you're safe to eat them. Sometimes it dosnt work hence why you get spiders in the groceries at the store.",
"Avocado is never a jackpot. It tastes disgusting.",
"And it's happened on r/food 2 years ago. \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/3b5epj/i_had_to_do_it_made_my_own_lottery_and_i_won_big/csj14sy/",
"I love bananas. But how did we ever eat bananas before we made them the way they are today?\n\nI suppose I can understand. After all some people eat their banana bread with walnuts. It's basically the same thing if you were to embed crushed walnuts in an actual banana.",
"Clone it, cultivate it, mass produce it.",
"Why not just have a plantain?",
"Ah, but did you seed what he did there? ",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"https://m.imgur.com/QVMfJK9",
"I dunno, I'd say it's more about tending to a crop and then enjoying a bountiful harvest; the fruits of your labor.",
"Pretty sure this is how \"Children of Men\" started.",
"My oh my, what kind of a fucking loser takes the time to photoshop the pit out of an avocado and then post it on the internet. And what the hell am I doing here? I've got to get the fuck out of here. ",
"I’d be uneasy if I opened an avocado that looked like that. ",
"Theyre seeds. Spider seeds!",
"Interesting! This was in the banana belt if that helps. Honestly I thought they were potatoes until I noticed the seed specks and way they were laid out. I've seen (one or two varieties of) plantains in the states but they looked flatter. The ones I was being fed looked more like you'd buy yellow at the store. Is there a surefire way to tell the difference? Does it really matter? Stay tuned!",
"NO! This cannot happen. As soon as you (assuming)breed the seeds out of plants you run the risk of losing the plant all together. Bananas are a great example. Consider that one day we may just never see a banana again. Hopefully if this happens growers will still continue unchanged alternative breeds.",
"that was my thought. sometimes practical effects are the best effects.",
"We should organize a group that ensures avocados like this are collected and replanted to breed more. Some kind of...\n\nItty Bitty Pitty Committy",
"keel the males, keel the seeds",
"Apparently the Juicyfruit gum flavor approaches the flavor of the old banana type. The current banana is not as flavorful ",
"Go on...",
"They have tiny seeds. I’ve seen them. ",
"I once bought a dozen eggs and every one was a double yoke. That is all.",
"No mercy!",
"A boneless avocado ",
"Same exact plant as the yellow kind, just dark green. I had them in the Caribbean. I don't know anything about Africa.",
"Actually the Cavendish is also seriously threatened by disease and will be wiped out within a few decades according to professionals",
"Nope. Flower was pollinated",
"But where did momma banana come from?",
"Total opposite of the avocado that I got ...\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/r/funny/o1qmBaM",
"^highly underrated ",
"Where?! I've been looking forever for some!",
"You lie! That's just 2 slices from 2 different avocados! ",
"As in where do I live? The chances are pretty small you live n the same town as I, however you can also ask stores if they are able to stock some for you.",
"Dont necessarily mean to ask your exact location, but more general like province. I have checked everywhere around me (South Florida) and nobody has any. Chances of finding them are low since the fungus that wiped them out still grows here. I've heard of farmers growing very small amounts in secluded areas but havent contacted any with some yet. ",
"OP doesn’t realise that he’s actually got two slightly smaller pits on either side of the slice.",
"Sensimilla?",
"This is like the stillborn of avacados",
"Mansanto at their finest , next it's the avocado without the skin",
"I count 3 things wrong with this statement",
"What witchcraft is this ",
"Technically they have seeds — our commercial varieties merely don’t have seeds that reach maturity. Those little dark dots in your banana are, in fact, seeds, albeit immature ones (unless it’s a random wild banana you picked up from a stroll through the forest). ",
"Darn, I partially grew up there, and never appreciated this fact.",
"You can't grow an avocado without the pit.... "
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This is the avocado jackpot.
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"No problem. Just walk up to ‘im and extend your hand. They love sniffing and being pet!",
"I call him bitey!",
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Can anyone help retrieve my new cat?
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/r/pics/comments/7ug16j/fixed_a_loose_ring_with_string/
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"Congrats!",
"Plus if you ever drop it inbetween a big bunch if rocks, for some unknown reason, you'll easily spot it!",
"That looks comfortable"
] | 3 |
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Fixed a loose ring with string!
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/r/pics/comments/7ug1wn/a_view_from_backstage/
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[
"Kinda looks like a hamburger",
"Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3eglau/behind_the_stage/\n\nalso: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5j64tu/behind_the_stage/",
"Not to be *that guy*, but this is “upstage”. Backstage is not part of the stage area and is isolated, including green rooms.\n\nGreat post however. "
] | 3 |
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A view from backstage
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/r/pics/comments/7ug374/when_your_kitten_printer_runs_out_of_ink_midway/
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[
"Why is your cat's head mounted on the wall?",
"It's almost certainly a female, but Slade would work for name.",
"repost",
"Part kit, part kat."
] | 5 |
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When your kitten printer runs out of ink midway.
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/r/pics/comments/7ug48u/just_a_photo_of_my_aussie/
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"So beautiful!!!! ",
"That is a beautiful, beautiful animal. ",
"Gorgeous "
] | 3 |
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Just a photo of my Aussie
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/r/pics/comments/7ug500/my_dogs_icey_blue_stare/
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"Woah ",
"Could be like dog James bond ",
"Are you a cat? From the reflection it looks like you might be. "
] | 3 |
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My dog’s icey blue stare
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/r/pics/comments/7ug50r/a_perfect_cluster_of_orchids/
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[
"They’re beautiful and reminds me of those old cartoons that have singing and dancing flowers. They could come alive any second. ",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"Yes! Even the morning glorys from Alice in wonderland",
"Yes that’s it! "
] | 4 |
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A perfect cluster of orchids
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/r/pics/comments/7ug56q/an_incredibly_rare_isolated_medial_cuneiform/
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[
"Ow",
"That’s AMAZING! But seriously for those without med degrees, what are we looking at here?",
"How did this happen",
"Where that pin is pointing there is a small fracture. \n\nThat I have a fracture isn’t anything amazing at all. I mean it’s not even painful. Well, unless I try walking on it. \n\nWhat’s pretty fascinating, or at least I thought so, is that it’s an isolated fracture of the medial cuneiform. The most recent paper I could find was from 2013, but it said this particular fracture has only been reported to have occurred 10 times before. Cuneiform fractures almost always include other injuries to surrounding bones, muscles, ligaments, etc. "
] | 4 |
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An incredibly rare isolated medial cuneiform fracture. That happened to me Sunday.
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/r/pics/comments/7ug58u/an_adopted_kitten/
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[
"Huge cartoon kitten eyes, very cute.",
"You've hit the jackpot with adorableness.",
"Adorable. Reddit, if those eyes suggest some horrible medical condition, please don’t tell me.",
"Kitten's very cute, you should get him a breakaway collar though!",
"How friggin adorable! I love cats and kittens I just want to cuddle it.\n\nThanks for sharing.",
"Ah, the cute before the murder.",
"I've seen this before.... Oh no silly me, must've been one of the other hundred kittens posted today",
"Hello darkness my old friend. "
] | 8 |
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an Adopted Kitten
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/r/pics/comments/7ug5y8/really_old_gold_mining_cabin_metal_creek_alaska/
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[
"Nice to see good trigger control on the internet for once",
"Guns are a part of every day life where I live I appreciate that my friend. ",
"Gotta fight them polar bears eh?",
"No polar bears here just brown and black bears. ",
"I've been around black and grizzly, never brown, walked around a blind curve hiking once and was about 20 feet from a grizzly, not a good feeling",
"I understand that feeling. I treat them with great respect and everything usually goes good. "
] | 6 |
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Really old gold mining cabin metal creek Alaska
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/r/pics/comments/7ug6dg/found_this_in_the_woods_tonight_in_northeast_ohio/
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[
"Deer",
"A doe, a female deer.",
"Femur?",
"/u/stuck_dick_in_crazy, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/stuck_dick_in_crazy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ug6dg/found_this_in_the_woods_tonight_in_northeast_ohio/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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Found this in the woods tonight in northeast Ohio. Not sure if it’s human or an animal bone. Can anyone help me identify this?
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/r/pics/comments/7ug6xc/this_cutting_board_used_to_have_a_picture_on_it/
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[
"You used a decorative cutting board as a cutting board. \n\nThat white paint is likely lead based.",
"It's almost ready to be sold on Etsy for $90",
"That explains a lot ",
"I’ll pay $420!",
"Some of it would've been scrubbed away OP",
"You should really think about buying a cutting board that is designed for kitchen use instead of one made for displayng. That board still has paint on it that you shouldn't eat. ",
"Dinkum approves.",
"Oof",
"Mmmmmm I bet those were good paintchips.\n"
] | 9 |
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This cutting board used to have a picture on it. We have slowly eaten that picture.
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/r/pics/comments/7ug7n2/shakira_and_i_had_so_much_in_common_back_in_the/
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[
"LMFAO you should of hit her up before the fame and you would have been happily married with kids in a small house ",
"We could've AIMed until it was time to go on our first date. You never know what beautiful stories become undone by poor timing.",
"I took it a step further and, if you noticed, had full AOL 4.0 on that screen. Coincidentally my user name and screen name are the same.",
"Wow..."
] | 4 |
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Shakira and I had so much in common back in the day. It's a shame we got separated. It could've been so real.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugaiw/the_pixel_2_camera_lives_up_to_the_hype/
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[
"When was this taken? Because that whole area is under construction right now, you can't see any of it from this vantage point",
"How did you get it so clear? It's always grainy when I take a picture on my pixel 2.",
"First weekend of December 2017",
"It was literally just point and shoot ",
"Are your camera settings set to max resolution? ",
"> How did you get it so clear? It's always grainy when I take a picture on my pixel 2.\n\nmaybe OP has the best statistically chosen pixel 2 camera sensor",
"Disney however, did not."
] | 8 |
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The Pixel 2 camera lives up to the hype
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/r/pics/comments/7ugavk/a_friendly_street_dog_i_met_in_tecate_locals/
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[
"Aussie?",
"Maybe! I thought he looked a bit like a border collie. ",
"Could be a border collie and Aussie mix with the multicolored eyes. They are very friendly. I just took in two puppies last week that I believe are that breed. ",
"No, the dog is Mexican.",
"Ojitos is so cute.",
"I couldn’t agree more :-)"
] | 6 |
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A friendly street dog I met in Tecate. Locals affectionately referred to him as Ojitos.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugcwl/now_that_is_a_manly_motorcycle/
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[
"Repost with the same goddamn title ",
"Wonder how that works. Being a motorcycle rider, this brings lots of questions ",
"Dude looks like toadstool ",
"That's a LeHare \"Corn Dogger\".\n\nMade for racing in between rows of corn, designed so there are few places for the corn leaves to get hung up. And the track kept the machine going forward. Three-speed Willabrator-Vamp transmission. The steering actually had little effect, and the bike had a turning radius of a quarter-mile. Top speed estimated at sixty MPH.",
"Looks great until you have to steer ",
"Same"
] | 6 |
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Now THAT is a manly motorcycle!
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/r/pics/comments/7ugf3m/marketing_fail/
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"I do not understand\n",
"Don't get your panties in a bunch ...",
"/u/Pixiesquasher, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Pixiesquasher&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ugf3m/marketing_fail/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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Marketing Fail
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/r/pics/comments/7ugf5o/im_a_stay_at_home_dad_with_4_kids_this_is_my_cat/
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[
"And that's why I got fixed in my 20 so I would never have to deal with stuff like that. It's glorious being able to come home to a quiet home",
"You feel like a fat useless lazy puss?",
"Don't feel bad. I'm a working father with two daughters in their early 20's. Both have moved out of state. After talking to them on the phone. I feel the same way. ",
"Does your cat do that often? Press it's head against the wall like that i mean. If so you should visit a vet asap."
] | 4 |
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I’m a stay at home dad with 4 kids. This is my cat and this is how I feel at the end of the day.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugfkx/beautiful_view/
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"Is this in Florida ",
"Yep!",
"Nice :) what part? "
] | 3 |
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Beautiful View
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/r/pics/comments/7ugfl5/aloe_in_australia/
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[
"How's your pie? ",
"Forbidden Jello",
"Aloestralia. ",
"Put your dick in it.",
"Oh! Oh! \n\n\nAloe there mate! ",
"how is it forbidden? I'm pretty sure you can eat aloe.",
"I saw this photo before. Why again?",
"I wanna lick it. ",
"It’s actually ‘G’day’ in Australia but nice try 👍🏼 ",
"Go ahead and try it, fuck boy ",
"Repost on Reddit",
"That's a big aloe.",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"From last time this was posted. \n\nSource is @dreadlockrawsta on Instagram",
"Lol the early comments in a post",
"Lol me too",
"[Your move, fuck boy.](https://d2fo8907zb6aq8.cloudfront.net/product/photo/13808/5.jpg)",
"Not the same thing , you dingus",
"That’s a small hand!",
"Good eye, might.",
"It's actually pretty tasty. In Korea we have a can drink you can buy that's aloe juice with little aloe chunks inside.",
"Because it looks so tasty...",
" 'Ello from down undah and have some aloe!",
"We grow them here in California too. ",
"And the added health benefits from boofing it! (That's like a supositoy, in the pooper!)",
"It just hit imgur's front page an hour or so ago with the title \"An Australian answering the phone\" so of course someone will repost it here with a butchered title.",
"Fruit of the loom! ",
"This comment needs to be higher",
"No, that is literally the same thing, it is the flesh seen above, just blended to make it smooth, it is kinda gelatinous. My mom used to have me drink some as a kid. You can also buy aloe juice in a can that has chunks of the flesh in the bottom.",
"Lol liepops",
"[That shit ain't forbidden! It's tasty as hell!](http://gdimg.gmarket.co.kr/661855303/still/300)",
"P.. put your dick in it",
"\n/u/_sxb, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/_sxb&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ugfl5/aloe_in_australia/dtk6pjj/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Is it strange that my first thought was I want to lick it.",
"It's a much older photo from June of last year.",
"We have it in America too. I live on the south side of Milwaukee, and you can get at least 4 different types at the corner store.",
"Shit you’re right, fuck I’m the fungus ",
"We have it in Canada too!",
"why do i have the urge to eat it",
"You could cut a steak with that blade",
"Oh nice! I'm originally from Canada, but I hadn't seen it anywhere.",
"Aren't there different types? One that is and another that just tastes like bitter asshole?",
"Raw Aloe Vera isn't really ummm tasty but it can be turned into juice, tea and infused foods. Can confirm Aloe Vera juice is amazing. It's great with Gin. ",
"Probably because it is edible.",
"I may have seen this one more than any other. ",
"But can you eat it straight from the leaf?",
"M...maximum strength? I'm scared now...",
"You definitely can.",
"Goodeye might",
"we have in it Australia, is yum",
"I want to stick my whole arm into that aloe leaf and wear it like a sleeve. Then find another for my other arm.",
"I see it a bunch while on shotty video websites usually with the caption \"THIS PRODUCT WILL END ED\" or",
"Aloe be thy name !",
"i dont eat anything that comes in a container like that",
"Is it going to try and kill you? That does look soothing as fuck though",
"They might be explaining the reason for just this specific repost.",
"Want to coat myself in this shit. It is nice for sun burns and skin in general.",
"I am disturbed by the lack of kill spiders in this, are the hiding? Worse yet are they invisible and stalking this poor fellow? Waiting for their chance to strike?",
"Get a spoon",
"Yes, it's edible. Just don't eat similar looking agave. ",
"I wanna slurp it. ",
"Nah, the snake ate them. ",
"Haha, it DOES grow upside down, after all! ",
"Tastes terrible",
"Seen it in Texas",
"I think its just a refernce to the \"forbidden fruit\" tide pod eating thing",
"So that is the 'one weird trick' to fix ED I keep seeing online?"
] | 67 |
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Aloe in Australia
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/r/pics/comments/7uggfi/everyone_is_posting_pics_of_the_birds_outside/
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[
"If only the bird was in focus.",
"It’s the rare Bigfoot Bird.",
"This looks like bono but then again I’m kind of drunk so don’t trust my judgment ",
"Haha! It’s the Man in Black...Cash hisself.",
"It's Johnny Cash.",
"I defend my place. I’m a drunk at the moment, a goldfish would look like carrot top to me right now ",
"That’s just about the most un-Bono thing to do.",
"Dude, that was a week ago. You missed the boat on that particular circlejerk.",
"My apologies. I’m always a bit behind the trend."
] | 9 |
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Everyone is posting pics of the birds outside their window. All I have is a picture of some old guy shooting a bird.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugihb/flame_detail_on_a_silhouetted_falcon_9/
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"Love the dynamic range on this shot! This is a closer crop of a full silhouetted wider shot. @Sciencetripper on IG\n\nShot details: Sony a7s, 55mm 1/8000 @f13, ISO 100 Sound trigger using Miops Team SpaceFlightInsider",
"TOO THE ~~MOON~~ MARS"
] | 3 |
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Flame detail on a silhouetted Falcon 9
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/r/pics/comments/7ugimz/ham_in_madrid/
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[
"Thought those were beer taps from the thumbnail.",
"Hungry now",
"Spaniard here: they taste better than they look"
] | 3 |
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Ham in Madrid
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/r/pics/comments/7ugj2t/i_met_the_kid_in_the_yellow_shirt_from_the_whered/
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[
"Who?",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zfuDmebR2vc/hqdefault.jpg\n\nthis lad",
"Again... who? ",
"Wow you must feel like your life’s totally complete now. So if this is the highlight pal it’s all downhill from here on out. "
] | 3 |
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I met the kid in the yellow shirt from the "where'd the ball go vine"
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/r/pics/comments/7ugjzn/please_help/
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[
"DumbCarrot.exe is really messing things up.",
"Why are there 5 sections of the stop light?",
"Sounds good, doesn't work",
"Red, yellow, green, yellow left arrow, green left arrow, most likely. Could be right turn arrows depending on exact position at the intersection. ",
"Didn't we just have a \"Government Shutdown\" recently? ",
"Sound advice coming from Big Sid. ",
"I'd love a picture of Big Sid. Is he big? Or is it ironic? We may never know. ",
"Aussie here, can i ask Why? What's wrong with the USA?",
"That's confusing. ",
"Would make more sense if you were looking at the light from the right direction",
"Too much TV. ",
"Honestly, not much. Economy and markets are doing great. Unemployment is at an all time low. \n\nSome people don’t think the President is very PC, and he’s not, but he was elected to lead, not be Mr Rogers. \n\nI think he’s done a great job so far with his policies. American families are financially doing better and communities are getting investments to improve infrastructure. ",
"What is being messed up? ",
"We did. \n\nAnd now we have record low unemployment, and record high stocks. We've hit 4% growth which Obama's chief economist said [was not possible](http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-3percent-20170519-story.html)\n\nEDIT: Sorry that's [**5.4%**](https://i.redd.it/uil9o5di9nd01.jpg)\n\nAlso I just got my first paycheck with my Trump Tax Cuts. $120 more in every. single. paycheck.\n\nI'll be interested to see how many people check \"Not my President.\" on their tax documents and elect to keep paying the older rate and not the new rate that **NOT ONE SINGLE** Democrat voted for. \n\nI still don't understand how not a single democrat voted to let me keep more of my own money. Not a single one of them is happy that I am keeping $120 more of my own money per paycheck....\n\nDon't believe me? Here are the vote tallys:\n\n[Senate](https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/115-2017/s303), [House](https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes/115-2017/h637).\n\nNot a single democrat voted to lower my taxes. And I'll remember that in November.",
"I say we try rebooting in safe mode.",
"Personally, I wish my taxes were higher to pay for more social programs. I'm concerned with more than just my paycheck.",
"> I wish my taxes were higher\n\n#GRANTED\n\nYou can write donation checks to your favorite government programs! hell they accept online payments too!\n\n[Seriously](https://www.pay.gov/public/search/global?formSearchCategory=Donation+Contribution). Go ahead and donate more of your money to the government if that's what you want. \n\nIf you're not picky just donate to [help pay the public debt](https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/23779454)\n\nJust stop trying to donate **MY** money.\n",
"I'm aware, kind of pointless though. I think it would be better if taxes were higher for everyone, that way we could actually pay for the social programs I mentioned, rather than me just tossing a few cents at it. I think everyone would benefit, even if you don't personally use any of those social programs. I'd rather live in a society were we all help each other than one where it's every man for himself.\n\nMaybe we can start another country, with no taxes and no social programs, so you can battle with your countrymen over access to resources, Mad Max style.",
">I'm aware, kind of pointless though.\n\nNot at all, it's literally allowing you to put your money where your mouth is! Funny that you aren't doing it though... what's the word, hypocritical? How you wish for more taxes but then when given a way to pay them you refuse?\n\n>I think it would be better if taxes were higher for everyone\n\nOHHHHHHH See you didn't say that before. You said you wished **YOUR** taxes were higher.\n\nHow generous you are with other peoples money.",
"Why do you argue like this? You will never change his mind and he will never change your mind ",
"Haha apologies, I shouldn't have assumed that you would figure I meant taxes for everyone. I can see how you would get confused.\n\nIf I'm a citizen, and I'm taxed, and I wish those taxes went for social programs, I don't see how that's being \"generous with other people's money.\" It's just my opinion of what taxes should be like.",
"Because I enjoy it. Looking forward to when he starts with the insults.",
"> I shouldn't have assumed that you would figure I meant taxes for everyone. \n\nOf course not, you said you wished *your* taxes were higher. Not mine.\n\n>If I'm a citizen, and I'm taxed, and I wish those taxes went for social programs, I don't see how that's being \"generous with other people's money.\" It's just my opinion of what taxes should be like.\n\nBecause you want others peoples higher as well. You want other people to pay more for things that **YOU** would like. That's being generous with other peoples money, especially when you advocate for an increase in how much is taken.\n\nSee I'm the other way. I would like people to keep more of their own money, and then make a private decision what to do with it. If it means donating it to social programs great, it's your money your choice.\n\nBy the way, have you made those extra payments yet? Just seems like something you should do, lead by example you know?",
"I'm not sure how they would raise taxes on just me? Is it possible to pass a bill to tax just one person? I also assumed that you would realize that my tiny donation wouldn't go very far towards paying for any social programs, unless they're incredibly cheap, haha.\n\nI agree with you, we should allow people to pay just as much tax as they want, and have that money go towards the programs they think we need. The government doesn't need to play the role of our parents telling us how to spend our money.\n\nSo after we enact that system, everyone decides they don't want to pay any taxes, and after society collapses people will realize that everyone needs to pay taxes for society to function, and we go back to a similar system to what we have now.\n\nThe really funny thing is, taxes or no taxes really doesn't matter, the government spends the money anyway. It honestly doesn't matter all that much to me whether they raise taxes or not, as long as they spend the money on helping people rather than bombing them. It just seems like a good idea to be able to cover all your spending. I look at countries like Canada, Norway, Sweden, etc, and I think that the US can be as good or better. But instead, our leaders would rather score cheap political points by cutting taxes (especially for the wealthy) than actually helping anyone. And no, I'm not saying those countries I listed are perfect by any means, but I do think they handle taxation and social programs much better than we do. And no, I don't want to move there, I love this country and I think we can do better.\n\nI completely understand that your opinion is different, and that's totally fine, that's what democracy is about (MURICA!!). But in my experience a rising tide floats all boats, and I care about the other people in my country almost as much as I care about myself, including you. I want the best for you, me, and everyone else.",
"> I'm not sure how they would raise taxes on just me?\n\nI already showed you how to pay more to the government. You even get to help specify where it goes!\n\nDon't let your dreams be dreams. You want to pay more taxes, go pay more.\n\n> But in my experience a rising tide floats all boats,\n\nUnless those boats are moored to the docks in which case if the tide rises too much they either destroy the dock or get flooded and sink.",
"Right, that's donating to the government, not raising taxes. Similar, but not what I meant. Sorry for the confusion.\n\nHaha that's true, the tide could also be a tsunami that destroys everything. Maybe it was caused by a meteor, and we're about to have an extinction level event anyway. But now the metaphor has been completely deluded and I'm not sure what we're talking about. Anyway, I feel like we're done here. Its been nice talking to you, have a good weekend.",
"P.s. based on your username we should probably both get back to work haha."
] | 27 |
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Please help.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugk9m/my_wife_is_the_best_when_it_comes_to_birthdays/
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[
"Now that's a beautiful watch ",
"Nice Mario wrapping paper",
"Very nice! Wish my husband was easy to buy for. He doesn’t wear watches, jewellery or ties. He doesn’t even care what type of shoes he wears as long as they’re comfortable. \n\nEvery special occasion, I’ll buy him tshirts from his favourite shop. He never wants anything else! ",
"Hahaha! She's a nut for birthdays. Her family makes a big deal over them. My family celebrated them, but not as much fanfare as hers, and at about 15, mine kinda always took a backseat to something else, so I stopped caring. When we started dating, she would ask me what theme I wanted. After the years of me being stubborn, she just picked for me. With me busting out the Wii U recently, she chose a Mario theme.",
"Thanks! I'm usually low key, just a T shirt and jeans guy, but if I had the money, I would be a watch whore! I could easy spend a lot on watches. She knows this too.",
"How do I convince my husband to wear a watch haha I like watches too! Happy Birthday by the way! ",
"Thanks! It is a nice one. I had seen something like it before and I think I mentioned it to her in passing. The back is see through too, so you can really see everything in it working.",
"Thank you! I think it's harder these days because cell phones have become the new pocket watch, and I've had a steady obsession with watches all my life. If he doesn't like things on his wrist, maybe try to find him something lightweight and smaller. If he doesn't mind that, I would say it's all about getting something that is similar to his personality, or is a an extension of that. Hope that helps s little and good luck! As a guy, I can tell you that you are already nailing it because you're getting him something he likes, and for most of us, that's all we care about."
] | 8 |
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My wife is the best when it comes to birthdays.
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/r/pics/comments/7uglss/guy_sees_matthew_broderick_in_a_store_and_asks/
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[
"didn't that guy on the right date a 17 year old, twice? and marry one of them?",
"His friend looks familiar somehow...",
"They're in Montauk! ",
"In what universe is Matthew Broderick more recognizable than Jerry? I wasn’t even sure Matthew was still alive. ",
"‘Sup Jer. ",
"Beuller....Beau...not you Jerry.",
"The dude was in a coma in the 90’s",
"Nothing like snapping your kids pic with a guy who killed a mother and daughter. ",
"I just read that... Fuck! Unreal he didn’t do some time for that. ",
"Hello......... Jerry",
"What's the deal with all the underage girls Jerry?",
"Before I even looked at your post history, I could easily tell you’re a 🎺!",
"well i mean he did date a 17 year old, i didn't make that up. it's pretty well known.",
"Many things are well known and on tape, in books etc, but you don’t point that out all the time do you?",
"Wait, what?",
"Well, it would be my choice.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Broderick#1987_car_crash",
"Jerry Seinfeld may have stuck his dick in a minor but that doesn't make him a pedophile. That's not what pedophile means.",
"They're a trumpet?",
"Honestly with his age and attire, it took me a long time to realize who that was. And like, I consider myself a pretty dedicated seinfeldian. Watched the show, comedians in cars, his nee netflix special etc.\n\nOn the other hand, I may not remember Broderick's name, but he's younger and even just by that measure he's a lot more recognizable. If I saw him I'd probly be like \"oh look its....that famous guy who I remember from my childhood for some reason!\"",
"No no. I firmly oppose all pedophiles. Even Roy Moore. ",
"Like Bieber fans are Beliebers, Trump fans are trumpets. ",
"More like 'Hey, can I get a photo of you guys with my daughter?'\n\nMatthew Broderick: Yeah, sure!\n\nJerry Seinfeld: Stop bothering me you pleb.\n\n",
"Seinfeld isn't even remotely funny to me, I'd ask him to get out of the pic also.",
"I wouldn't say it out loud but Jerry is just awful. ",
"Paedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent girls. A 17 year old is not pre-pubescent. In most European countries, the age of consent is 16 (and in some cases lower). ",
"Jerry’s in fantastic shape. That or he’s wearing better fitting clothes than those crazy 90s shirts.",
"Im sure he can afford some good food and a gym membership.",
"I thought Jerry hated being recognised by fans anyway. Maybe he hates not being recognised too?",
"What’s the deal with Jerry Seinfeld.",
"Brass. Cockney rhyming slang. Brass is someone with lots of class. “He’s solid brass” as you might hear on the streets.",
"That’s two very stereotypical Irish surnames. Also I like his convenient claim that he doesn’t remember killing those two innocent people.",
"Those luxurious staples aren’t exclusive to people with his income.",
"I just don't find his humor funny. All he seems to do is whine and complain.",
"The real crime here is Jerry's stonewashed JNCO jeans. Dude could definitely afford some boutique Japanese raws.",
"It is when it's an in-house chef and \"The left wing of the house has the gym\".",
"An aside: Damn, he's been in a *lot* of movies, for not hearing about him since 1986...",
"Haven't been able to look at Jerry the same way since I found out he's a hardcore zionist. ",
"I don't know what it is, but Matthew Broderick seems one of these nice-guy-but-secretly-a-pedophile/serial killer-type of guys. Seeing him with a small child is unsettling.\n\nCareful reddit, I am not saying he is those things. It's just my opinion.",
"I've never been a Seinfeld fan but I had to read the comments here before I realized that was him.",
"I prefer 'Trumpkins' or 'sheep', myself.",
"lol... not everybody's a Seinfeld fan. ",
"Am from East London. Can confirm that I’ve never heard that on the streets ever. A Brass is a term for a hooker. ",
"Jerry! Hello!",
"\"I don't do touching. Or talking.\"",
"But EVERYONE loves Ferris Beuller.",
"He killed a woman in Northern Ireland.. ",
"lol. truth. ",
"2 women apparently ",
"Age of consent in NY was 17 when he dated those girls.\n\nGross, but not illegal.",
"I think he looks exactly like he always has.",
"heh, \"what's the deal with _____\" is Jerrys bit. ",
"His bank balance doesn’t give a fuck what people think. ",
"Good for him.",
"Came here to say this!",
"I believe his real name is Cooter Burger. ",
"\"IM NOT GAY!!!......not that theres anything wrong with that.\""
] | 58 |
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Guy sees Matthew Broderick in a store and asks for a Pic with his daughter. Asks Matthews ‘Friend’ to step aside for the pic... Doh!
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/r/pics/comments/7ugm9b/the_blue_blood_moon_over_horsetooth_rock_in_fort/
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[
"My favorite one yet",
"Bloody awesome",
"Great shot of a great place! I live a few miles from there!",
"The middle weather's shall ride again with the blood moon. "
] | 3 |
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The blue blood moon over Horsetooth Rock in Fort Collins, CO
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/r/pics/comments/7ugo48/i_just_ate_a_big_heaping_bowl_of_bird_spit_birds/
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[
"I have always equally both wondered what this tastes like and hope never to find out.\n\nYou're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.\n\n",
"Same here, just like the coffee beans that get shat out of a bird's ass. ",
"I think it's a cat. I knew a barista who had tried it, said it was ok and proceeded to explain a bunch of shit I don't remember about how it's not that great and digesting the beans doesn't really change them. I like weird food but would rather have a Ugandan Peaberry than kopi luwak ",
"Can you describe the taste for us plebs? ",
"Harvesting that literal shit involves animal cruelty. I'll pass. \nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak#Animal_welfare",
"I was really expecting some ungodly (maybe awesome) taste or a foreign flavor that was new to me. But it's actually tasteless until it absorbs the broth it's cooked in. The broth was a very clear but rich in flavor chicken and duck broth. It's not about the taste of the bird luggi, but instead i was intrigued by the silky glass noodle type texture that it is. It was an interesting experience but that'll be the last time I have it. I'll take my gold bars elsewhere. ",
"Not worth the money. My comment below"
] | 7 |
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I just ate a big heaping bowl of bird spit [bird's nest soup]. Worth its weight in gold.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugrkl/uss_constitution_the_oldest_active_duty_ships_of/
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[
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Constitution",
"You should go talk to Captain Ironsides, and get the broadsider.",
"Nah, I just kill him and take command"
] | 2 |
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USS Constitution, the oldest active duty ships of the US Navy. She is being restored.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugtaw/i_have_this_cup_at_my_house_and_see_it_a_lot/
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[
"Never seen it before, but I'm guessing in an attempt to make profits highest, the manufacturer mass produced them",
"I’ve never seen it before but I want it now lol where’d you get it?",
"I've been seeing them lately being sold as vintage. They must have been very popular way back and now they're resurfacing. ",
"We had these at home in the 80s",
"This is what people drank coffee out of before Starbucks. Its called a coffee mug."
] | 5 |
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I have this cup at my house and see it a lot elsewhere... Is it common or what?
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/r/pics/comments/7ugyk5/everyone_seems_to_be_talking_about_black_super/
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[
"[Handyman](https://youtu.be/v1s9JmDB7Kk).",
"Black Superhero's what?",
"Meteor Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
] | 3 |
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Everyone seems to be talking about black super hero’s...Well Meteor Man is the one who stands above them all.
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/r/pics/comments/7ugyls/super_blue_blood_moon_31012018_victoria_australia/
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[
" I am 100% ok with seeing this in a photo and not actively going outside to look at it for myself, and that makes me a bit sad ",
"Awesome shot. I live in New Zealand and I got up at 12:30am to see it but the sky was clouded over dang it.",
"I see the bad moon risin...",
"I would have looked at it myself but OFCOURSE there was a heavy cloud cover over the whole sky. \n\nHappened during the eclipse over Europe a few years ago too..."
] | 4 |
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Super blue blood moon 31/01/2018 Victoria, Australia
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/r/pics/comments/7uh3g7/rainbow_taco_ice_cream/
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[
"Have surgery tomorrow, saw this. Sooooo upset I can’t have food right now haha. ",
"Your dumb pretty patties turned my face purple ",
"They look like fleshlights.",
"Having sensitive teeth I have no idea how I would eat these",
"what a delicious taco ice cream. ",
"Insulin pump in check. Yep. Gimme 10. ",
"I'm listening...",
"Dang. Now I want a Choco Taco.",
"Ice cream tacos from OZ!",
"all natural colouring",
"Excuse me sir there are seven colors in the rainbow I’ll take my refund now",
"You combined quite a few things I love in one picture Tacos, candy, ice cream, daytime and bright colors. Enjoy the from page you beautiful creature.",
"Rainbow six: Ice cream Tacos",
"Okay but what flavor are the blue and purple?",
"Purple looks a lot like ube.",
"Hopefully blue raspberry & grape.",
"Looks pretty but honestly doesn’t even look that enjoyable to actually eat. ",
"Looks like a cannoli rainbow",
"I love across the street from this place, Sweet Cup, and the blue is called the Cookie Monster and it’s what it’s famous for"
] | 19 |
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Rainbow taco ice cream.
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/r/pics/comments/7uh3ro/anatomy_of_a_trekker/
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[
"Poor old hiking stick doesn’t get a mention. Isn’t it one of the most essential things?",
"Not what I expected from the title.",
"Disappointed from lack of communicators and tricorders. Then realization develops that they go by \"trekkies\". 8^ B",
"His water bottle and his chapstick are similar in size and he has no food. Have fun with that.\n\nSearching google for this image was weird."
] | 4 |
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Anatomy of a Trekker.
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/r/pics/comments/7uh3yo/with_all_the_talk_about_your_favorite_black/
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[
"STATIC SHOCK",
"I hear the EP of Black Lightning wants Static Shock on the show. My favorite is prolly Storm, or Blankman. ",
"Soul Power was pretty fun. What if they had Beyond Static Shock show up as an OG. If Snoop Dog doesn't play that role I am giving up on that universe and sticking to the Arrowverse."
] | 3 |
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With all the talk about your favorite black superheroes I had to give it up to my favorite one.
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/r/pics/comments/7uh4bl/panorama_today_at_nakiska/
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[
"Sic pic bro. Gparents live in Okotoks but I'm in Fla.. wish I was there!!",
"Thanks man I️ appreciate it! Snow has been great lately ",
"I was there for Thanksgiving and drove out right before the rain and mudslides..glad the snow showed face! I love the dry snow"
] | 3 |
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Panorama today at Nakiska
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/r/pics/comments/7uh78b/damn_bindi_irwin_thiccccc/
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[
"Just her thighs really. She’s certainly pretty, though. ",
"Damn I wanna give her my stinger ",
"If op is a 30+ year old man, it's time to go out into the sunlight. You've had enough Internets. ",
"Pretty sure we will be sitting right next to each other on that bus ride to hell.",
"Bruh you dont need sunlight to appreciate my man Steveo got some good genes",
"No, my point is your a creep, likely living in some basement, rarely interactive with living people outside of the Internet. Hence the go get some sunlight comment.\n\nYour sexualizing a family photo, that isn't sexual at all. And I know she's getting into acting now, but isn't this picture from a few years ago?, she might be a minor in that picture. \n\nSo if you are a dude in your 30s you got some issues\n\n\n",
"Calm down my guy"
] | 7 |
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Damn, Bindi Irwin thiccccc
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/r/pics/comments/7uh889/red_blood_moon/
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[
"That’s awesome. You took it yourself? Do you mind me asking what gear and settings you used?",
"Photoshopped. Sunlight is coming from the wrong direction",
"Southern Hemisphere version. Saturated perhaps..."
] | 3 |
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Red Blood Moon.
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/r/pics/comments/7uhadx/just_found_this_old_photo_i_took_of_my_wife_and_a/
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[
"If you’re on the note, why do we have so few of it?",
"Noteworthy.",
"😂",
"Quid it with these puns, dad.",
"Watch your tongue son or I'll pound you.",
"/r/mildlyinteresting content!",
"Fuck £10, right? 🤭",
"She looks tender. Is she legal?",
"She's a 10!"
] | 9 |
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Just found this old photo I took of my wife and a £10 note. Still amazes me how it lined up perfectly!
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/r/pics/comments/7uhbjz/my_grandmothers_painting_of_yosemite_what_do_you/
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[
"I am a fan of your grandmother’s painting. The colour choice is quite nice. ",
"Great piece!",
"looks beautiful",
"/u/Dakreep, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Dakreep&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uhbjz/my_grandmothers_painting_of_yosemite_what_do_you/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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My grandmother's painting of Yosemite. What do you guys think?
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/r/pics/comments/7uhcfu/we_buy_houses_austin_sell_house_austin/
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[
"Fuck right the Hell off.",
"I thought this was r/shitpostbot5000 for like two minutes",
"Well... yeah. 512 is the Austin area code and seeing how massive a body of land that is I can see people specializing in real estate in just that region alone. "
] | 3 |
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We Buy Houses Austin, Sell House Austin
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/r/pics/comments/7uhfr3/my_grandmother_has_been_painting_for_the_past_few/
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[
"That's incredible! Keep it up, grandma (:",
"That's impressive. ",
"“Very nice. How much?” -grandpa",
"I know exactly we're she stood ! Beautiful",
"Amazing detail on the reflection in the water!",
"That's beautiful! ",
"This is brilliant! I love the water especially!",
"What's the size of that canvas?\n\nI can't tell if it's large or zoomed in.",
"Her pines are gorgeous <3",
"Yes, yes they are",
"Those are some happy little trees.",
"Amazing detail. Grandma has a good eye.",
"Grandma Beirstadt?",
"Can you post a link to your etsy store",
"Wow. I love her use of light! Also the little deer",
"Very nice\n\njust an FYI for Gramms, that deer has the antlers of an Elk or European red stag, should be a Mule deer. ",
"Let's chalk that up to artistic license. She can paint traffic cones on its head, if she wants to.",
"Jesus. She knows how to make a picture look luminous as fuck. ",
"My first thought too, her choice of subject certainly helps.",
"and your grandfather is Bob Ross?",
"I don’t know the exact dims, she is sleeping right now, I’ll ask her when she wakes up.\n\nEdit: She said it is 16x20",
"She has an amazing talent!",
"total shit. throw it away",
"the reflection is pretty bad.",
"I'm guessing inches then... wow... that's a lot of work... beautiful by the way... reflections are spot on.",
"Thank you. Yes, inches, I will relay your message."
] | 26 |
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My grandmother has been painting for the past few years. Here is her take on Yosemite, hope you enjoy.
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/r/pics/comments/7uhg4g/philippine_eagle/
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[
"> Credits to timflachphotography for this beautiful shot.",
"*The Philippine eagle (Pithecophaga jefferyi), also known as the monkey-eating eagle or great Philippine eagle, is an eagle of the family Accipitridae endemic to forests in the Philippines. It has brown- and white-coloured plumage, and a shaggy crest, and generally measures 86 to 102 cm (2.82 to 3.35 ft) in length and weighs 4.7 to 8.0 kg (10.4 to 17.6 lb). It is considered the largest of the extant eagles in the world in terms of length and wing surface, with Steller's sea eagle and the harpy eagle being larger in terms of weight and bulk. Among the rarest and most powerful birds in the world, it has been declared the Philippine national bird. It is critically endangered, mainly due to massive loss of habitat resulting from deforestation in most of its range. Killing a Philippine eagle is punishable under Philippine law by 12 years in prison and heavy fines.*",
"David Hasselhoff is aging in the most interesting way!",
"The American eagle might be fierce but the Philippine eagle is FAAABULOUS ",
"One helluva blue steel. Derek Zoolander would be proud.",
"Jokes on us this chicken just stumbled into a hairdressers. ",
"Looks magnificent. "
] | 7 |
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Philippine eagle.
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/r/pics/comments/7uhgev/grains_of_salt_under_an_electron_microscope/
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[
"So the borg are super tiny IRL?! ",
"Their entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.",
"I miss my weighted companion cube. ",
"So Destiny 2 is literally salt.",
"Salt looks clear but these look opaque. ",
"The Fifth Element should be in the middle, then, the weapon against Evil should work.",
"Neat",
"Check out /r/MicroPorn for more microscopic photos",
"I always upvote Hitchhikers",
"Looks like something out of LOZ: Twilight Princess",
"I thought i was the first one, thats annoying",
"I haven’t see this yet so thanks for the repost! ",
"Electron microscope shots always make me feel like a giant. We are really big things moving around really slowly. We just experience our size and speed to be \"normal\". There's so much stuff going on inside even a single cell. We are giants! ",
"Most likely because electron microscopes do not use visible light.",
"Ah, thanks ",
"Each one releases a salty little Cenobite.",
"I know there's a small dick joke to be made here somewhere. "
] | 17 |
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Grains of salt under an electron microscope
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/r/pics/comments/7uhgqk/can_you_guess_what_word_this_makes/
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[
"Piston",
"Damn quick",
"I got piston but what's the 16.2 switch? ",
"Piss + Ton + Switch = ?; uhm, wait a minute, I'll figure it out, yeah, its really hard.. Oh! Got it! 'Piss on this wall and a great weight will descend and switch you off!",
"It's the color picker for iPad draw lol",
"Ah. I thought it was apart of the puzzle. I could've won the prize.. ",
"A ton pissed off?",
"If you listen carefully you can hear the stampede of copy cats. ",
"/u/xsequential, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/xsequential&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uhgqk/can_you_guess_what_word_this_makes/?context=10\\))"
] | 9 |
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Can you guess what word this makes?
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/r/pics/comments/7uhh5l/roar_im_the_lion_king/
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[
"I see he’s already ascending at such a young age. \n*I guess he just can’t wait to be king.*",
"I’ve never been “a cat person” but I think I just fell in love. Hard than a mf, too.",
"The light is touching it. So it’s mine. ",
"*He's Kimba, the white lion.*",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Identify him](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6z1rcz/identify_him/) ^**B** | 118 | 4^mos | aww | 6\n[Cat.](http://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/comments/6tv9zs/cat/) ^**B** | 729 | 5^mos | CatsStandingUp | 15\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10027182) (B = bigger)*\n\nAnd of course https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72exze/one_day_ill_be_a_real_lion/"
] | 5 |
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ROAR i'm the Lion King
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