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/r/pics/comments/7uhjgq/a_truck_just_drove_off_an_overpass_near_where_i/
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[
"Wow. It's 3am where I live. ",
"Silly truck, sky's are for planes.",
"Not supposed to do that.",
"I suppose it could damage the truck. ",
"Is he oke, because that shit isn’t looking good.",
"Not a scratch, apparently. ",
"wooow, he is so lucky damm."
] | 7 |
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A truck just drove off an overpass near where I live
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/r/pics/comments/7uhk7u/cats_are_weird_man/
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[
"Clicked expecting to see weird cats and was not disappointed.",
"Poor cat with a cat head hemorrhoid. ",
"me-OW, amirite? I’m sorry. I hate myself.",
"Portal to the cat dimension"
] | 4 |
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Cats are weird, man...
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/r/pics/comments/7uhofc/fact/
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[
"This picture sums up immigration esspecialy when Muslims are involved ",
"Should just kiss and make up.",
"Fact: It’s all the same ocean. Just glacial melt meeting ocean water.",
"Do you mean how a group of people are idiotic enough to believe a frelling picture of something with some unverified text above it making false claims? \n \nYeah, that does kinda sums up this discussion about Muslims. \n \nFor this picture: the picture shows plume of water pouring out from a sediment-rich river and meeting with the general ocean water. They do finally mix.",
"I am sure that are just glad to sea each other and wave.",
"When you thought your color was right but then you connect to what it should have bren",
"/u/OldSeaworthiness, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/OldSeaworthiness&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uhofc/fact/?context=10\\))"
] | 7 |
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Fact..
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/r/pics/comments/7uhp45/anonymous_the_unknown_chronicler_at_the_court_of/
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[
"Looks like a Nazgul\n\n*Edit* spelling",
"A Nuzgul from Assassin’s Crud.",
"If you ever go there, watch out for the guy who plays violin, he will make you awkwardly dance with him.",
"I don’t remember a dancing violin guy.",
"Is this in Budapest? I was there on holiday and this guy who was busking here made us dance with him",
"Gloriossissimi (most glory/glorius) (NOM- SUP)\nBelae (great) (NOM) \nRegis (of the King) (GEN) \nNotarius (Notary) (NOM) \n\nEssentially: The greatest notary of the king (implied: of all time)\n",
"Yep. \n\nI remember a local telling me rather sternly that Vajdahunyad Castle was a “fake castle”.\n\n\n\n\n\nFact: Built in 1896.\n\n\n\nEdit: Part of the Millennial Exhibition which celebrated the 1,000 years of Hungary since the Hungarian Conquest of the Carpathian Basin in 895. (Wikipedia)",
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.",
"DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!",
"We can’t have people editing their spelling errors after someones made a snarky comment about said spelling error.\n\nThe entire reason the internet exists is for correcting others’ grammar and spelling."
] | 10 |
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Anonymous. The unknown chronicler at the court of King Bela III who wrote a history of the early Magyars.
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/r/pics/comments/7uhtdl/shaq_in_four_seasons/
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[
"Wow that was fast. ",
"Is that Shaqs 5 year old baby daughter on that silly clown bike?",
"The joke is so solid, I'll see you on the front page. ",
"I am so glad you did this - it's actually how I read the earlier post (where's Shaq?)",
"The turn around on this joke is amazing ",
"They're both about the same size",
"I see you found \"Wabbit Season\". What about Duck Season?",
"This looks like the modest isolated birth home of a hero from a fairy tale.",
"This was my first read of it too. Glad someone went ahead and produced what I imagined!",
"/u/TooShiftyForYou did it [much faster](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ufc1a/shack_in_four_seasons/dtjxlat/).",
"God damnit I was going to make this",
"This was the Shaq I was looking for",
"I don't know why, but I think Shaq just seems like a good dude who I would have a blast hanging out with.",
"/r/MemeEconomy take notes",
"Dank",
"That’s what we’re doing today? We’re gonna meta? I’m in. ",
"I didn't catch that one but cool. ",
"I was waiting for this.",
"That rabbit is high AF.",
"Lol",
"always funny, imo, that people depict spring as the first season of the year, when it's actually winter",
"Back when he was still playing, every Christmas he would get Toys R Us to just open up their stores for him and he would go around and fill up like 3 semi-trailers full of stuff. Literally like a kid in a toy store. Then he would go to the kid shelters and hand out the toys he had bought.\n\nEver since I read that article I've loved this dude.",
"THANK YOU",
"Body powder that you can spray?",
"Yeah, what about Wabbit Season!",
"How big do you think his dick is?",
"Why is Shaq riding a bike with Wanda Sykes?",
"Lol, I saw the original Shack post and made [my own](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7umo0n/shaq_in_four_seasons/). Now I see this. GG",
"How the hell can this guy be only 325 lbs (listed weight)? Given a height of 7'1'' he must be at least 400 lbs.",
"DUCK SEASON!",
"I was waiting for this.\n",
"WABBIT SEASON!",
"Why not? She's cool.",
"What sort of PCM is this?"
] | 34 |
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Shaq In Four Seasons
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/r/pics/comments/7uhu31/i_think_she_is_really_hot_what_about_you/
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[
"She does not appear to be sweating. Very pretty though. ",
"yea i love her thigs",
"Her what?",
"Yes. I am also hot. ",
"I'm not too bad I suppose.",
"Thighs, minus the h.",
"I'm hot as fuck, thanks for asking.",
"Tigs, gotchya.",
"Until you get above her neck"
] | 10 |
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i think she is really hot what about you
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/r/pics/comments/7uhvlq/what_he_is_going_to_do/
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[
"Dance like the world is watching",
"Lick her foot in some perverted way, you can tell a foot fetish by the way they wear their hair. ",
"Leg sweep into figure 4 leg lock.",
"Finish Her! **FATALITY!!!**"
] | 4 |
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what he is going to do
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/r/pics/comments/7uhwk6/the_cycle_of_growing_paddyrice_punjab_india/
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[
"[in case the pics are too small, here is the imgur link](https://imgur.com/a/sZHMW) ",
"What’s not shown is the farmer burning down the field to a crisp after harvest, polluting the air. It’s a major cause of people getting COPD.\n\nAlso, we call rice ‘chaul’; a [paddy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_field) is the field on which the rice is grown.\n\n–Source: I live in Punjab.",
"Yea there are being multiple steps been taken by PAU to take care of that. The VC of the university is very much aware of this problem and is being very aggressive with their approach but it takes a long ass time for the message to reach everyone, specially in deep inside the villages where people domt have much or any education\n\n"
] | 4 |
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The cycle of growing Paddy(rice), Punjab, India
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/r/pics/comments/7ui29f/comic_con_mystique_cosplay/
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[
"Pretty insane ",
"Far out! Love the transition over the uniform! Well done!",
"Loading 30%",
"wow, amazing ! fantastic cosplay !",
"The girl behind her shoulder seems to be quite suprised",
"Such a cool design."
] | 6 |
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Comic Con Mystique cosplay
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/r/pics/comments/7ui2ia/skin_goals/
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[
"One half seems surprised that the cream works half only",
"this isn't the worst add i ever saw...\n\nstill seems like terrible design though. \n\nthe side eyes are really weird. ",
"Someone fail at work ...",
"They're a bit disorienting."
] | 4 |
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Skin goals
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/r/pics/comments/7ui644/any_idea_where_i_can_find_more_pictures_like_these/
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[
"Following in from the title...pics with half snow and the other half normal",
"Reddit. ",
"Did you trying looking on the internet?",
"Try searching /r/pics for “four seasons” and the like. ",
"The symmetry of it reminds me of r/accidentalWesAnderson\n",
"/u/nnoname, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/nnoname&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ui644/any_idea_where_i_can_find_more_pictures_like_these/?context=10\\))",
"I've tried on Instagram and didn't find any",
"Alright thanks",
"r/confusing_perspective"
] | 9 |
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Any idea where I can find more pictures like these?
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/r/pics/comments/7ui7z1/a_purple_sunrise_over_the_tennessee_river/
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[
"Beautiful photo. Where's the bridge?",
"Wish i was there",
"Now it just needs to rain...",
"Did Hendrix chill in Tennessee?",
"[Here](https://imgur.com/a/hhNtq)",
"Is this knoxville? ",
"Yeah, that looks like the James White bridge",
"I can't look at pictures of Knoxville and not think of Ol' Suttree getting into some drunken shenanigans",
"That's some real /r/pics content! Nice shot!!",
"Hahaha, this is great. ",
"It's in Knoxville, TN!",
"Good ol' Suttrees, I could go for some drunken skeeball right now ",
"I drive across this bridge on my way to work every morning. It's a beautiful view of Knoxville as well.\n\nAt night is even better, amazing skyline."
] | 13 |
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A purple sunrise over the Tennessee River
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/r/pics/comments/7ui7zp/my_new_handmade_dragon_costume/
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[
"Really nice paint work!",
"What type of controls did you set up to operate the wings and head?",
"A [Deadly Nadder](http://howtotrainyourdragon.wikia.com/wiki/Deadly_Nadder_(Franchise))",
"That's incredible! Is there an Astrid cosplay to match?? :P",
"Skarl on steroids ",
"That looks awesome. How long did it take?",
"Holy crap. I once made a ghost costume out of a white sheet. I can't even comprehend the volume of work that went into this. Congrats! ",
"That's a Wyvren, not a dragon. Dragons have four or more legs with independent wings while Wyvrens have two legs and a pair of wings/ wing arms. [Here's a Wyvren from the Witcher 3.](http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Wyvern#The_Witcher_3:_Wild_Hunt)",
"Kinda looks like a Digimon evolution. ",
"Totally true. Same goes for Skyrim. Where the whole game the dragonborn doesn't encounter a single dragon.",
"That is so cool. Good job!",
"[Fixed link](http://howtotrainyourdragon.wikia.com/wiki/Deadly_Nadder_\\(Franchise\\))",
"Much better!",
"Just so you know you need to escape the parenthesis in a link with a backslash: \n\n http://howtotrainyourdragon.wikia.com/wiki/Deadly_Nadder_\\(Franchise\\)",
"\\*Wyv**er**n\n\nAlso, isn't a wyvern just a subtype of dragon?",
"I think the lore the of Witcher universe sums it up pretty well. There is the order of Draconid of which Wyverns and Dragons are members. Sort of like Dogs Wolves and Foxes are all canines. Also from a literary standpoint Dragons are intelligent and greedy. They're the antithesis of a good and noble king in medieval writing. Wyverns in writing are typically more like beasts than thinking individuals.",
"Looks like the mount for that one league of legends character.",
"Wyverns being less intelligent and more animalistic is a modern trope. Medieval stories don't make much distinction between them aside from the number of legs, if they bother to distinguish the two at all.",
"Bum bum buhm, bah bah bAH bah BUMBUM!\n\ni need to work on my alphabetical sounds.",
"That's a wyvern!",
"I hear Charge Blade is really good against these, but I main Hunting Horn...",
"Amazing! Good job! ",
"Well put it on...we'll wait.",
"Pronounced wiv-ern. Anyone who pronounces it why-vern is wrong and a pervert. This includes the handler in Monster Hunter World. ",
"Or a drake, or just a common wyrm. But it's a dragon, because dragons are fantasy creatures and the franchise where this Deadly Nadder is from calls it a dragon.",
"you wouldn't happen to have any human horn? it's for a friend",
"I mean, we already knew geralt was a perv",
"I was mainly joking. I was hoping someone would link that \"hang on a tic\" comic from a couple years ago.",
"More pics and vids please!",
"God the dragon design in the HTTYD series is just too fucking amazing.",
"I think I see holes for arms (forelegs).",
"Why would you dress your dragon like another dragon?\n",
"This is an ad for the company that makes the suits. One look at the profile shows they are just that.",
"That is awesome!!!",
"[congratulations](https://i.imgur.com/aGbmEmD.gif)\n\nedit, i cant spell",
"Holy Sh*t",
"You know very much about the dragon!"
] | 37 |
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My new handmade dragon costume
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/r/pics/comments/7ui8d4/my_grandpa_86_has_been_bored_and_lonely_at_the/
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[
"Where do u live if I may ask? ",
"Florida",
"looks like the dude from Up\n",
"Did you have AutoTrac turned on? If so, is that like when you give your little brother the PlayStation controller that isn't plugged in?"
] | 4 |
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My Grandpa, 86, has been bored and lonely at the house. So we put him to work.
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/r/pics/comments/7ui8j6/to_enter_or_not_to_enter/
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[
"Do a backflip!",
"(unironically, and in a discouraging manner) YOLO",
"Not to enter...",
"Nope and start running bc something is coming!",
"Everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough ",
"If playing any video game ever has taught me anything, there’s a boss down there but that’s where the best loot is. I’d say go for it. ",
"Not only no but hell no!",
"Curiouser and curiouser",
"Looks like the door to the next stage ",
"YOLO is actually a good reason *not* to be wreckless if you think about it..",
"Do you want a balloon?",
"You’ll float down there",
"Clever trick, Coyote. But I'm not running *that* road. ",
"I don't foresee me going partying with you.",
"That's what the parenthesis were for.",
"See parenthesis.",
"I saw the parentheses, and I'm agreeing with you.",
"If living life has ever taught me anything there’s a sexual predator down there but that’s where the most poop is. I’d say go for it. ",
"Go for it and show us! ",
"It’s like Binding of Isaac!",
"You Oughtta Look Out",
"Well hell. Cheers mate.",
"If cinema has ever taught me anything, there is an alien clown monster down there but that's where we'll all float. I'd say go for it.",
"This looks like one of those situations where the Nope needs to be experienced sooner rather than later.",
"Vampire hole.",
"I was thinking minecraft when I saw this photo. Just bring 64 torches with you and you'll be fine. ",
"Fuck that, I had a dream about something like this and the entrance caved in and flooded the cave ",
"Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders",
"Aww hell no!",
"Fairly sure the IT clown lives down there... ",
"Something tells me there's a secret prison under there that the Avatar has to break into.",
"We all float down here Georgie."
] | 32 |
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To enter or not to enter?
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/r/pics/comments/7ui9cr/cliffs_of_moor_ireland/
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[
"For reference there’s a castle in the right hand corner ",
"Isn't this a setting in one of Joyce's works?",
"Idk",
"Isn't it Moher?",
"Maybe ",
"Well as i'm from the Island, I can be pretty sure it is. If you ever get over here you should stay in Lahinch and enjoy the views."
] | 6 |
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Cliffs of Moor, Ireland
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/r/pics/comments/7ui9mq/albert_einstein_on_his_visit_to_oswaldo_cruz/
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[
"Robin Williams on the right. ",
"Einstein the tallest? Who knew?\n\nAnd far right guy I think was in GoT.",
"Patch Adams did you mean"
] | 3 |
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Albert Einstein on his visit to Oswaldo Cruz Institute in Rio de Janeiro
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http://i.imgur.com/c2BJxLP.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7uia73/natures_water_feature/
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[
"Looks like a goddamn cupcake.",
"Get angry ",
"Oh you bet your ass I will."
] | 3 |
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Nature’s water feature
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/r/pics/comments/7uibra/birdgasm/
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[
"Birdorgy*",
"My girlfriend's father took this a couple days ago in Merritt Island, FL.",
"Spoonbills flare right out of the image into your eye."
] | 3 |
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Bird-gasm
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/r/pics/comments/7uic4x/put_some_dye_in_the_water_to_turn_a_rose_purple/
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[
"Yet somehow, this is still really beautiful. ",
"Poor thing ",
"I'd expect a my chemical romance fan to have this rose as a tattoo",
"That works for carnations but this is the first time I've seen it tried with a rose. ",
"This looks like it rose from the grave. ",
"Yep - roses are beautiful without needing artificial colouring",
"An Undead Cabbage Rose. Well done!",
"Food coloring. You put food coloring in not dye.",
"\"Put some die in the water to turn a rose dead.\"",
"I feel like if I harvested this in an RPG it would make a pretty good poison.",
"The rare zombie rose ",
"Reminds me of a nasty patty",
"Yeah I remember seeing this at a science fair as a little kid. I thought it was the best thing science had ever done. ",
"If kids had a vote for the noble winners that would be a fun event",
"Would make a great album cover",
"Feed me Seymour. Feed me NOW!",
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on Marcy 7, 2017 and woke up 16 days ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/SlytherinF1's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3jha8w/put_some_dye_in_the_water_to_turn_a_rose_purple/).\n\nIts submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7ui2oi/its_a_shame_really/) is a copy/paste of /u/Xzreal's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/5d90rp/its_a_shame_really/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7tc7pr/all_the_gummy_worms_in_a_pack_were_connected/) is a copy/paste of /u/PlustardMug's submissio/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1akpxj/all_the_gummy_worms_in_a_pack_were_connected/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7sdafb/skyrim_never_cease_to_amaze_me/) is a copy/paste of /u/keaneadriel23's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/5b9mbt/skyrim_never_cease_to_amaze_me/).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.\n_______________________\nThe [current top comment in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uic4x/put_some_dye_in_the_water_to_turn_a_rose_purple/dtkhnpu/) also appears to be a karma-farming bot - pkryan. \n\nPkryan\n\nThat [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uic4x/put_some_dye_in_the_water_to_turn_a_rose_purple/dtkhnpu/) in this thread is a copy/paste of /u/GoodGreeffer's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3jha8w/put_some_dye_in_the_water_to_turn_a_rose_purple/cup6lvc/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7s48a4/this_ps3ps4_controller_for_fps/) is a copy/paste of /u/mebeim's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6idly6/this_ps3ps4_controller_for_fps/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7s4110/jcrew_is_being_hella_racist_in_their_new_catalog/) is a copy/paste of /u/just_a_question_bro's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3a20ir/jcrew_is_being_hella_racist_in_their_new_catalog/).\n\nIts [comment before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s3ywf/shes_deaf_in_one_ear/dt1u9el/) (in a thread [started by a karma-farming bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s3ywf/shes_deaf_in_one_ear/dt264mh/)) is a copy/paste of /u/ManAliveIsDead's gilded comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/47mt58/shes_deaf_in_one_ear/d0e6ynb/).",
"Oof. Imagine that kind of coloring on a human, how awful they would look and feel.",
"Orchids are also often colored.",
">[Food coloring, or color additive, is any **dye**, pigment or substance that imparts color when it is added to food or drink.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_coloring)",
"Good bot ",
"Good bot",
"Did it give you a kiss?",
"You're my hero. ",
"Legitimately asking, what's the point in farming karma anyway? Seems pointless?",
"Great question. In short, to get the account ready to sell. Karma may not have monetary value, but karma-farming accounts (usually run by bots) are bought and sold. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5ihyvu/reddit_for_sale_how_we_bought_the_top_spot_for_200/) is proof it happens.\n\nThe \"What's the Point?\" section of [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) has a brief summary that may help to explain. Also, there was a very good write up [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3ddwow/a_cat_is_a_cat/ct4co3j/).",
"Good bot",
"Wow I had no idea, interesting read. I'll keep my eye out.",
"Looks like a nurgle rose ",
"Yoooouuuuu became",
"Honestly I could not care less. This site is dying anyway and the cracks in its age are showing. Think of spammers like natural fungi and insects - scavengers. Everything in this world is either being born or dying. Plebbit is well past its expiration date, and good riddance. Y'all are too sensitive and PC insanity.",
"Did you use dye or the t-virus?",
"Zombierose O.o ",
"Most of the dyed flowers you see at the store are painted, not left in dye to absorb the colour. That said, this is (IMO) incredibly pretty.",
"I never get posts like these. If it's THAT bad you wouldn't be here, and since you're here it's probably not that bad",
"Masochists exist, you know. I'm one of them.",
"I really only care about 1 sub on Reddit. It is not a major sub and we have seen our numbers grow, which is pretty cool.",
"You are a karma farming bot. Down voted. Bad bot.",
"OP is a bot. Downvoted. Bad bot.",
"Then what the fuck are you complaining for hoping that Reddit dies lmao\n\nYou aren't a masochist and you aren't sick of this website. You just want to complain and put yourself above redditors...which you are one of",
"No I am a masochist you dummy"
] | 41 |
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"Put some dye in the water to turn a rose purple" they said.
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/r/pics/comments/7uicr4/greatness_is_not_determined_by_size/
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[
"damn thats a really fat finger",
"Looks like a toe with a corn chip for a nail",
"Thumbelean. ",
"...unless it's a penis",
"\"Ask me just one more time if I'm \"on\" yet, and I'll stomp you. And THEN you'll be sorry.\""
] | 5 |
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Greatness is not determined by size
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/r/pics/comments/7uidum/katy_perry_in_2006/
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[
"Amazing hangers.",
"Nice pair of perries",
"It was a simpler time back then.",
"/r/seatbelteffect",
"[This is her now](http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/hillary-clinton-abc-ml-170913_4x3_992.jpg). Feel old yet?",
"Looks like the girl next door. ",
"Ugh you bastard, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...",
"She was so cute.",
"\"Hey , my eyes are up here.\n\n I've made my choice...\"",
"We should make a subreddit for “*pictures of beautiful celebrities back when they were also beautiful*” so I can unsubscribe from it and not accidentally end up in the comments section filled with creepy comments about their boobs",
"Liberalism... not even once.",
"Huh. Nips hang a little lower than I thought they would. Her left boob is the wonky one. Interesting...",
"She really isn't very attractive without makeup. Quite homely. ",
"Still 10/10 would smash.",
"This is probably one of the most ridiculous comments I have ever read on this website and I've been to politics *AND* T_D.\n\n\nI mean... whatever possessed you to even write those words? Do you think someone is going to be impressed with your assumptive nipple detective work, or ignore that you know very little about physics in conjunction with posture and accessories?\n\nAnd that last bit \"Interesting..\".. you need to either see a professional or at least go out into the daylight and meet a real live woman. \n",
"Who cares?",
"Your friends seem kind of down.",
"Her boobs are always pushed up or made to look symmetrical. After all this time I finally can see the truth. Interesting is all.\n\nNot that this is the place to elaborate, but I've had a successful love life and am currently married to a woman that I have sex with on a consistent basis. (If you believe that on the internet... you know.)\n\nIt's the internet man. I wrote the comment to be part commentary and part funny AND I don't care about downvotes. The real question is who takes the time to reply to a comment such as this? I mean, you really took some time to get into it and take me down! What are you trapped in your mom's basement chugging, um, Mountain Dew and blasting pizza rolls in your fat face?!",
"If you’d ever been with a real woman you’d know a woman’s breasts aren’t ever identical shapes/sizes. Your dakimakura ink tits don’t count here. ",
"Obviously. I've never seen THESE boobs in their natural state. Which is why it interested me. Also, I like boobs. And Katy Perry is hot. Win win.",
"Why did you get downvoted so hard for that comment. That was really funny.",
"Posting anything conservative outside the Trumpire gets downvotes.\n\nI mean she went from *THAT*, to [this](https://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/katy-perry-pajamas.jpg)... seriously kids. Not even once.",
"https://media2.giphy.com/media/LvtKS6f1WatQ4/giphy.gif",
"What happened?!",
"Pizza rolls are delicious why did you have to bring them into this"
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Katy Perry in 2006
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[
"IfUnNy.cO",
"ReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe",
"*retarded ambulance screeching*",
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified ",
"/u/R4V3S4V3R, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n* Rule VII - We enforce a standard of common decency and civility here. Please be respectful to others. Personal attacks, bigotry, fighting words, otherwise inappropriate behavior or content, comments that insult or demean a specific user or group of users will be removed. Regular or egregious violations will result in a ban.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/R4V3S4V3R&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uiee5/dog_in_four_seasons/?context=10\\))"
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Dog in four seasons
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/r/pics/comments/7uiga8/perspective_street_art_in_fremantle_wa/
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[
"I hope that's tape.",
" I get what they were going for but its not much of an illusion.",
"Its not aligned to the lamp post..."
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Perspective street art in Fremantle WA
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/r/pics/comments/7uigiq/the_blood_moon_over_mayon_volcano/
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[
"\"Where you headed Paul?\"\n\n\"Umm, just need a little volcano time.\"",
"These types of pics are always very beautiful but look very unrealistic.\n\nI wish people would also post the untouched versions, just to show it more \"as is\" (which in most cases is also beautiful)\n\nAnd heck if this *is* the untouched version then....*oooooooooo*",
"I wouldn't know if this photo is untouched tbh. What made you think it's fake? Colors too saturated?"
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The Blood Moon over Mayon Volcano.
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[
"Is that a knife handle under his tail? Dog is way more talented than you might think. ",
"That's cool, I didn't know you could grow dogs in a field these days.",
"the goodest boy",
"I wonder how much work and resources go into growing a field like that. Anyone have insights?\nEdit: Of course he is a handsome good boy too :)",
"r/fakealbumcovers ",
"This is from a blog called Classy Girls Wear Pearls. It was taken [with these](https://imgur.com/a/IqWeK) in August 2017 at [Dame Farm & Orchards](http://www.damefarmandorchards.com/) in Johnston, RI.",
"The combine harvesting is the hardest part",
"/r/eyebleach",
"GOOD^BOYE",
"It's actually a \"she\" but yes, she's a super well behaved and amazing dog! I know her personally!",
"Ugh. I hate sunflowers. \n\nThey're so fucking creepy with their thick, hair-covered stems, the flowers that move throughout the day, all those black seeds packed in there in nazi-like precision, not to mention the damn flower heads growing so large that those nasty thick stems can't even support them. Ugh.\n\nGoldens are great, though!\n\ntl;dr: My feelings for sunflowers are the exact inverse of my feelings for Goldens.",
"Now this day dog becomes more intelligent. Looking great in this field.",
"Why the fuck are you harvesting sunflowers",
"Uh, sunflower seeds are very much a thing, as is the oil of the seeds. ",
"Taking the seeds if the flower doesn't need to kill the plant ",
"*Live. Laugh. Love.*\n\n😐",
"I'm going to bet it's a lot harder to automate mass extraction of seeds from living plants. It's fine, it's not like they're killing thousand year old trees. Those plants were put there for this purpose.",
"Where TF did you think corndogs come from?"
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Plant goodness and harvest happiness
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[
"Time was bought and compromised.",
"Explain?",
"Nice cover, terrifying prospect. ",
"It looks like it's a fear/warning of nuclear apocalypse, which I feel that any living being should justifiably be afraid of",
"from the [source](http://time.com/5128394/donald-trump-nuclear-poker/):\"A 1952 nuclear detonation at the Nevada Proving Grounds, which Trump has ordered to prepare for resuming tests. Photograph by Bettmann Archive/Getty Images\"",
"From what he said in the state of union address... he DOESN’T want to have to use it. He wants it so the enemies know they cannot threaten the US. ",
"That’s a resounding yes",
"I dunno. Call me a bleeding heart liberal if you must, but I can't support anyone who'd even consider using nuclear weapons in a tactical sense ",
"more fear mongering from bias media",
"Simon Schuster, heh."
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The cover of Time Magazine
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/r/pics/comments/7uijmh/just_a_little_fruck_on_his_way_home/
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[
"What the fluck is a fruck???",
"I feel guilty but the first thing to come to mind was, dawww...",
"I can’t decide if it’s cute. ",
"*When your just a chicken, but that frogs ass is lookin real nice from across the pond*... The result",
"Frog/duck hybrid, they're pretty common in the jungles of northwest Australia. \n\nFun fact: frucks neither croak nor quack, instead they actually gobble like a turkey. ",
"God frucking dammit",
"What the ducking hell is a fruck? ",
"The Ugly Duckling ",
"Okay, so on a scale from Canada to Australia, how lethal is this bugger?",
"Australia^2",
"C'mon, stop fruckin' with me. ",
"It's the only natural predator that drop bears have. So yeah. ",
"I wonder if there's a breed of flying frucks?",
"My brain frucking hurts right now.. ",
"Google says no",
"I want one as a pet!",
"[Here](https://www.designcrowd.com/community/contest.aspx?id=1673520) is the source of this image. Credit to the creator, [ivanildo](https://designers.designcrowd.com/designer/405786/ivanildo), who made this in Feburary 2011. [This](https://i.imgur.com/Ndxm0ng.jpg) was the original image.",
"Huh. Didn't consider that they would swim as well. Here in the PNW, ours have more green and brown and we call them Skippers (or Mud Skippers). We usually find them in fern groves. Unless the salmon are running - Skippers love salmon.",
"[Damn...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwZZz0HV8I)",
"Cute lil dog",
"This is an abomination and ye shall be damned to the depths of heck.",
"That's an odd name. I'd have called it a dog.\n",
"I read this title twice and both times I read it as fuck",
"Part of me says this is fake but at the same time it's possible\n",
"That the frick? I ordered an XBOX card!",
"You gotta be frucking me.",
"I have had three glasses of whiskey, and I spent a good hour and a half trying to find another source for this strange animal. My hopes were too high and my childhood wonderment took over. ",
"Another drop bear enthusiast! We are a rare few.... do tell, how did you come across them?",
"I would tell you, but my therapist said not to talk about it until the night terrors go away.. all I can say is I barely escaped with my life. ",
"Checkmate, atheists.",
"But does it hop or does it fly?",
"It flops..."
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Just a little Fruck on his way home
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[
"this is so cool! did you do this?\n\nwhere is this? looks like the rockies. ",
"Where is this at?",
"Matterhorn\n",
"ah fair enough. \n\nsimilar type of mountains, but no where near by at all. heh. ",
"Don't end your sentence with \"at.\" It reflects poorly on your understanding of language. Next time use, \"Where that be?\"",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/IJmsXCt.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. Credit to the photographer, Diego Hernandez (aka j.diegoph on Instagram)",
"\"Seymour! The house is on fire!\"",
"I was wincing, waiting for you to swing the prepositional cudgel at him. Nice twist.",
"is life",
"...but it's photoshopped though, right? The Matterhorn is in like...Switzerland, pretty sure they don't get the northern lights there, and the lighting on her jacket doesn't seem to match the environment.",
"Judging by [some of their other posts](https://imgur.com/a/LXPFA), that's a very safe assumption.\n\n",
"Where is this at, Bitch?",
"IMO this would be so much cooler if it were only the top half of the image. I'm honestly just getting SUPER burned out on the \"let's put a bunch of stupid light shit and a girl in a trendy coat with a backpack in the photo\" IG bullshit. ",
"Right on, brutha- Dey ain't be knowing day it be how it be, but it do!",
"Aw I’m sorry you’re taking it so hard :( ",
"Instagram checklist\n\n1. Super saturated unrealistic colors .. check\n2. Girl in picture facing away .. check\n3. Photoshopped to cheesy CGI level .. check",
"Well thats super disappointing. ",
"No sepia filter? 2/10",
"Who's making steamed hams?",
"In the context of her Instagram, this is digital art though. This image is totally composited, If it was just the top half, this would probably just be copyright infringement, since she most likely shot none of this image.",
"Fair enough. I'm just not a fan, personally. ",
"Wait...\n\nYou can see the Northern Lights in Switzerland? Since when?\n\nI've never heard of anyone seeing them here, and I live here. About 2 hours from that glorious, beautiful bastard.",
"He's got a real talent for capturing that \"movie-poster\" aesthetic.",
"Holy fuck. Take an insta like. ",
"Where this be at, Bitch?",
"Noo mother. It's just the northern lights. ",
" I was about to say the same thing! I think photoshop has done pretty well from this karma.",
"I've found pictures of the Northern Lights in the northern part of Switzerland, as a one off, in 2017, and they look like a murky tinge of red.\n\nThe Matterhorn is on the southern border with Italy.\n\nI call bullshit.",
"You can't",
"A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your instagram picture?",
"If you could, this subreddit wouldn't consist of anything else. ",
"Matterhorn is on the border between Switzerland and Italy, right? Quite rare to see such strong northern lights so far south.",
"These images should be called Digital Art. The artist is still a photographer. He just edits his photos to his liking. It's still art. The cool thing for split second it still made you wonder if it was real. Thus igniting a spark of magic in your mind. ",
"It certainly looks like the Matterhorn to me. ",
"I’m just gonna go see these lights for myself because there’s simply no real picture in existence that will do it justice. ",
"It’s literally so shit. Welcome to a world of fakery and social medial whoring to make oneself feel better. Congratulations on the 1k upvotes!\n\nEdit: there are so many of the lights that are complete copies of each other. If the northern lights have been see as far as south Switzerland then most of Europe would have seen them sparking a media celebration. Yet... nothing. The lighting on the person is also completely wrong.... why post this mimicry?"
] | 36 |
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Northern lights
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[
"[Source](https://youtu.be/ms_Vu_S_leY).",
"Was the baby inflatable ?",
"What?! Why is Aaron being treated at the hospital??? Shouldn’t the baby be the one treated? /s",
"I think someone definitely should give him a cape! \nTotally deserves it :) ",
"He's non verbal. Why does he have a phone? Hero for saving a baby though.",
"95% of my time on my cell phone is non-phone stuff. ",
"How much you wanna bet he wears a cape sometimes?",
"Let's be honest, he probably has a cape.\n",
"One of the great tragedies of autism--a lot of research points to them knowing WHAT they want to communicate, but being unable to get it out. Therapy can help with developing communications strategies, and I'm glad he's found some that work.",
"To play games? So if he get lost or is in a situation, someone can use his phone to call his family? ",
"There are a lot of non verbal or low verbal people on the spectrum that computers/internet has been a huge increase in their ability to communicate.",
"He used his \"iphone\" thats the important part.",
"Didn’t you read that he is autistic? An IV of autism anti venom should set him straight. He’s a hero after all. ",
"Plot twist. He threw the baby in the pool to reap sweet sweet karma.",
"He didn’t Facebook the police on his old landline...",
"Evil Apple will promote this story.",
"Text, email, games, reading, video, music, apps, notes, weather info, internet... those are the things I use my phone for",
"A-Aron ",
"to save babies of course.",
"I think the baby was the \"he\" being treated at hospital",
"WTG Aaron! You're a hero to me and too millions of people around the world.",
"Wait a minute.... you say it is possible to talk via a phone?",
"I'm fine with it, he deserves one after all",
"I'm struggling to be happy for him over my jealousy. He can afford an iPhone and lives in a neighbourhood with swimming pools at 23? ",
"From my understanding, not all non-verbal folks with autism never apeak, some stop speaking at some point.",
"Is it morally wrong that I really don't give a shit about this..",
"*“It shows he’s a problem solver,” Chief Majher said. “He solved that problem immediately. He knew he couldn’t translate that into words to be in a quick enough response that we could use that information. He knew a picture was worth a thousand words, and he gave it.”*\n\nGood on this guy for stepping out of his comfort zone and saving the day.",
"You never texted?",
"Not one bit",
"Picture of grand canyon (taken with my iPhone whatever number)\n\nThis always makes me chuckle.",
"Maybe? I would say definitely. Making it all the more impressive. His voice effectively lives in a box with one way glass & he managed to say fuck that glass & save that baby! That's amazing! ",
"This story makes me super happy :) What a rad dude.",
"If he doesn’t have one, he should get one as part if his ‘good deed’ award...",
"no capes",
"We’re all going to hell for laughing at this. Well done. ",
"From an article:\n\n>In the message posted to Facebook, Cahal wrote: “Poice we neee poice I heard big crying poeple scary poeple.” He also sent a picture of the location of the home.\n\n>At that same moment someone at the police department was scanning the Facebook page.\n\n>It all started when Cahal was in his backyard and heard screams coming from nearby. He knew something wasn’t right. He followed the screams and what he found was an 18-month-old child who had fallen in a swimming pool.\n\n[Source](https://globalnews.ca/news/2694919/autistic-man-sends-unusual-tip-that-saves-baby-from-drowning/)",
"Since iOS has the best implementations for people with various disabilities, yes, in a story like this it is an important factor.\n\nhttps://techcrunch.com/2016/05/19/when-it-comes-to-accessibility-apple-continues-to-lead-in-awareness-and-innovation/",
"Please stop using the phrase a 'not all hero's wear capes' thanks ",
"Autistic, and non-verbal. I'd imagine he lives with parents (or grandparents, or something).",
"Welcome to the amoral club, member Klogavis.",
"...while you can barely convey your thoughts in a coherent manner using your own language! ",
"/u/HumanNutrStudent, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be on the forbidden titles list. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n* Rule V - Submissions must not have urls in media descriptions/album URLS.\n\nIf you fix this issue, you can [message the moderators](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore submission by /u/HumanNutrStudent) to have your post restored.\n\nIf you are a professional artist or photographer, and this is your own site that you're linking to, please [apply for Verified flair here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/professionals).\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/HumanNutrStudent&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uikja/this_is_aaron_a_23year_old_man_who_has_autism_and/?context=10\\))",
"not speaking to the validity of their statements, but I think they meant, not all non-verbal folks with autism were always non-verbal. Some spoke and then just stopped one day.",
"Deaf and nonverbal people probably need a smartphone more than others for text, TTY etc",
"Maybe the pool was empty",
"This seems like something that would pop on my Facebook feed.",
"You got it. I mean, I don't have any sources to cite but I seem to recall stories like this from doctors I've seen.",
"> *Chief Majher*\n\nThat guy's last name is a higher rank than his title",
"It was a joke but I had to throw myself under the wheels to make it",
"mahjer mahjer Majher",
"Polio cures autism, it counters the vaccines.",
"Did you just assume the baby's gender?!",
"I guess I'm too serious in the morning. ",
"I didn’t see anywhere in the article where Apple was building in features for autism.",
"Make you feel better about yourself?",
"In a story „like“ this.\n",
"Based on the \"he is now being treated at a local hospital\" I thought it to be appropriate"
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This is Aaron, a 23-year old man who has autism and is non-verbal. Upon hearing screams, he used his iPhone to alert the police that a baby had fallen into a pool in a backyard nearby. They rescued the baby in time and he is now being treated at a local hospital. Not all heroes wear capes.
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[
"It’s a man bear pig.",
"Bear, beaver, boar. ",
"It's like the lion dance on Chinese New year except with a bear",
"Bear is wearing hammer pants on his front legs only. ",
"Came here just to say this. Bravo",
"If a man bear pig wore pants, would it wear them like this\n\nOr like THIS",
"or a man bearing a pig... who knows?"
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Explain this
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[
"Blue Heelers (Australian Cattle Dogs) are the best. \n\nMy little guy is more grown up now. http://i.imgur.com/e6bTGWx.png",
"Be still my heart...",
"Love the little eyebrows ",
"If that dog isn't named Fonzie & saying \"ayyyyy\" every 15 minutes then I'm a little disappointed ",
"*huff*",
"Or as I'd call it, BEST DAY EVER.",
"Entertain me...",
"Do your fuckin job..\n\nPlay with that dog!",
"I love my heeler. She's a sweetheart. https://imgur.com/LetlJcj",
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so cute! ",
"office productivity took a dive, I assume...\n",
"“How can I help?”",
"Who's a good boy? WHO'S a good boy??? YOU are! YOU'RE a good boy!!! AWWWWW!",
"He already has. In ways he'll never know.",
"Great. Like I needed more things to not like about my job....\n\nAdd: They won't let people bring their dogs to the office.",
"I like /r/pics for the most part, but I think 60% percent of what hits the front page is just a story title with a stock photo. ",
"Looks like you are his/her new best friend. \n\nMake sure to give him/her a scritch behind the ears. ",
"Making me miss mine. Had to put her down because she was suffering from bad seizures. This was a couple of years ago. :( ",
"Well that is a sad story. Here, have a downvote.",
"I love the little spots on each of his tiny toes ",
"Gorgeous! Mine is 1.5yrs and he's like a tasmanian devil.",
"I've got a red heeler mix, and they don't get as much love! ",
"Tell him he's a Good Boy!",
"\"Good Day sir, my name is Mr. Fuzzier, and I have been brought in to evaluate this company's performance, and identify performance issues. Please sit, and we can begin your evaluation. Just give me a minute to clean my balls.\" ",
"Doggo: Hi friend. Can we be friends? I sit. *woof*",
"I agree ! ",
"And on that day, not one shred of work got done. ",
"My friend in high school had one. They took it to a state dog show (to watch). There weren't enough entrants so they allowed people to join in from the crowd. I believe they took 3rd and the only commands it knew were for hunting. Incredibly smart and attentive dogs. ",
"it's cool when you appreciate it however this is not the case with me. i personally find it quite rude and ignorant when someone brings in their dog to the office (it is not declared as an animal-friendly office). remember once my boss brought in his huge white dog and they sat right beside me. uncomfy, is the least i can say, how i felt about it.",
"^are ^you ^my ^new ^hooman?",
"when an acd wants attention, they get attention one way or another.",
"throw his a ball",
"People who insist on bringing their dogs everywhere are awful people. ",
"Just pet the doggo already. ",
"A stock photo would have better lighting and no dirt on the floor",
"If you crossbreed them, do you get purple?",
"i wouldn't complicate it that much. to put it simple, dog-persons are awful :)))\n\ndear dog-persons, lacking sense of humour, this was a joke.",
"It's an adult ACD. You're attention is preferred, and greatly enjoyed, but unnecessary. It's fine til owner returns.",
"We have a blue heeler GSD mix we adopted from a slightly neglectful situation and he is such a sweetheart and also an asshole. Super smart dog and often solves problems we don’t think of and also very attentive to the daily schedule. He starts reminding you it’s nearly dinner time an hour away and if you go over a minute he goes absolutely bonkers\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/hZQa4",
"No... he said Ayyyyyyyy...",
"They're the same breed, just different merle colour, no? Same sweet goofballs.",
"They look super cute but are full of energy and very naughty! Proof: https://imgur.com/dnjFx4R",
"One of the \"too smart for it's own good\" breeds.\n\n*EDIT: Holy crap. What I thought was a fun little comment has become a wave of love letters to doggos. This made my day :)",
"He's been abandoned. Finders keepers. He's yours now.",
"Where do you work that you're allowed to bring your dog to work? Asking for a friend. ",
"Was taking my new pupper to the vet and had to stop by my office for a delivered package. Brought the baby in to meet my co-workers, now people request that I bring her back for a visit since she's all grown up. ",
"You just made an account just for downvoting this guy, awesome.",
"This looks just like my heeler when he was a pup! Heelers really are the best.",
"That's more or less the fact. I don't know where i read it, but there was a post about that. The one example that was shown was the same picture of a bike, in front of a sun set. First it was posted with the title, along the lines of 'trying out a new camera with this nice shot' it got about 100+upvote maybe. Then it was posted a week later, i think, with a title along the lines of 'biking across my state before i start my cancer treatments. They'll probably have to take my legs. This is what it looks like at the end of my biking journey' and that post got you know like 55.9k votes ",
"Employee of the year. Every year. ",
"This cannot possibly be the best sub for this rather mundane picture of a dog. ",
"Is your office mate Mike B?",
"More like \"the perfect working dog\". ",
"We had a Blue Heeler. She was mean as hell and bit everyone that wasn't my mom on a fairly regular basis. I miss that dog so much.",
"I’m so sorry. I still miss my [Gigi](https://m.imgur.com/zdTzUBd) every day. She died of congestive heart disease 3 years ago, having outlived her prognosis by a year and a half. She was a tough lil fluff. She passed away overnight in her sleep, in bed between my husband and I. \n\nWe never forget them. I have a huge honkin’ dachshund making piggy noises chewing her butt right behind me right now. We may fall in love with new friends, but we never ever get over the old.",
"He's your good boi now",
"Those are claws.",
"1 pet for 1 upvote!!!",
"Oh, absolutely. It's just the times between. Enough idle time and these suckers could crack into a bank vault.",
"My blue healer started having seizures last year. She bounces back about 5 minutes once they’re done. Scary as hell though. Feel helpless. ",
"Realtor here, I bring doge with me daily.\n\n\n[Office splooting waiting for the next showing](https://i.imgur.com/HQ5egGo.jpg)\n",
"Looks like you got the better end of the deal. ",
"And a roll, and a fetch, and a cuddle...",
"An office cat sounds really fucking nice, though, to be honest...",
"Looks like you're about two blinks away from being written up for not having doggy treats for your new boss.",
"I've been in Australia for 3 months and I haven't seen an Australian shepard or one of the these yet. I'm disappointed. ",
"Dogs don't bother humans.",
"Exactly, he's your new buddy OP! I want you to a run a GBA (good boy analysis) on him and have it on my desk before you leave.",
"We have a Blue Heeler, Jack Russell mix and you can definitely see the Blue Heeler in her. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/eLFLAws.jpg",
"Exactly, he's your new buddy OP! I want you to a run a GBA (good boy analysis) on him and have it on my desk before you leave.",
"\"Dog wouldn't leave me alone, had to play with it ALL DAY\"",
"\"UR my fren now. Cungratchoolashuns.\"",
"Omg such a pretty dog!",
"[no doubt](http://cdn0.wideopenpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cat-office-e1456282226445.png)",
"Awesome dog, but damn he must to be so energetic ",
"My mechanic has had a Blue Heeler at his auto shop since I got my first car. Ten years later that dog is still going strong, wandering around the garage looking for scratches ",
"You work with Aaron Rogers?",
"I have a heeler/rat terrier mix and boy the “too smart for their own good” description is painfully accurate. He’s a real handful. ",
"+1 point for Wawa",
":(((((",
"Hi. My person left. You are now my person. ",
"Coming in 2020: *Ocean's Pets*",
"So, let me guess, your office mate no longer has a dog?",
"I worked at a software company once that had dog days, I miss it! We'd all bring in our dogs and they'd hang out at the office with us. ",
"Ohmigawdherface I love her",
"It will be the best of the lot of them, Sinatra version included.",
"years back i worked at a place where more than a few of the office staff would bring their dogs in if they were going to be unattended at home. normally this meant little dogs, or the CEO's duck-tolling retriever(wicked smart, that dog), or on some memorable occasions, the ops director's clydesdale of a great dane. \n\ngood lord that was a massive dog. i'd be sitting at my bench in the development lab and she'd come in and check out what i was doing by putting her head on my shoulder. with all four feet on the floor. i had pretty tall workbenches and stools in there. ",
"Is this a (red?) cattle dog?",
"No, just a bunch of dead, dirty blues. Onward toward red victory! Suck it, blues!",
"They are awesome dogs. I'd feel guilty if I owned one without having a few acres for him to run around in.",
"Yes, he requires a lot of exercise! He is super enthusiastic about activities too, so it motivates us to get off our butts and go on long walks, or the dog park. When we’re too busy for that nonsense he loves doggy daycare and is often featured in their online daily dog pictures because of his personality. He is quirky and smart and we love his little furry face even though he is way more work than we thought!",
"\"Is this the snack cubicle?\"",
"Texas heeler checking in, 2 years old and loves getting into whatever. Sweet boy. ",
"You are very lucky, that is a good dog. Take him for a walk. ",
"Oh god please don’t tell Dreamworks.",
"Oy! Mate! Walkabout!",
"My blue heeler was mixed with a black lab and never grew out of his puppy phase. He got so big when he got on his hind legs we could almost look eye to eye. I’m 6’2",
"WaWa coming to Florida was a game changer",
"As someone with strong allergies to dogs/cats *and* asthmatic reactions to them, thank you. The lack of awareness is ridiculous, and \"Emotional support animals\" are just out of control. Really, you need to have the \"emotional support\" of bringing your dog with you more than I need the ability to breathe? endrant",
"Pretty smile",
"It looked like a Kelpie at first! ",
"Going to be a productive day at work. ",
"Tell me where you work immediately, I'm already on my way ",
"Stoner dog lol",
"If you steal my dog I will make you wish you kidnapped Liam Neeson's wife and daughter instead.",
"yeah. I like dogs but this seems inappropriate",
"sounds like my old job!",
"Fun fact: while the Australian Cattle Dog was developed in Australia, Australian Shepherds were developed in the US! ",
"Directions unclear. Fucked the dog and played with the job. ",
"I had a Pitbull/Blue mix and he was without a doubt the best dog I've ever had. https://imgur.com/gallery/Hke0H",
"He reminds me of my [best bud](https://i.imgur.com/6oo6TYZ.jpg)!! ",
"Go to a farm",
"He looks like hes going to give us a side quest ",
"Blue Heeler?",
"Had mine for nearly two years. Most spoiled dog I’ve ever had and I know he’s got expectations at this point 😂",
"His fluffy ears are begging to be played with. ",
"I see the problem. There's no ball. Go find that dog a ball, and throw it. ",
"It appears someone has stolen my balls.",
"ATTF (Average Time To Fetch)\n\nTWVR (Tail Wag Velocity Report)\n\nSSRAT (Sit, Stay, Rollover Analytic Test)\n\n",
"This story sounds like something a dog would tell the other dogs at the groomer's or at the dog park. \n\n\"So like, I was just there as a spectator, right? And they totally asked me to, you know... be a contestant! Well, long story short, I placed third! Can you believe it?!?\"",
"I now want a heist version of Air Bud.",
"Here's my Blue Heeler and Chihuahua mix. https://i.imgur.com/ttwVYn0.jpg",
"you are absolutely right. i don't mind neither cats, nor dogs, but not in the office. don't make me feel uncomfortable bringing your pet in, this is not a zoo. there are others around who might be allergic or just simply don't want animals around.\n[btw, did you hear this story?](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690)",
"Grrrr....get the fuck out of my face new guy...",
"Looks like our Mini Aussie Corgi mix!\n\n[Buster](https://imgur.com/rTtBVAI)",
"Oh...",
"His face says nothing like that",
"G’Day Bluey!",
"Where do people work where they can just bring their dog in? I wanna work there",
"Northeasterner here, single-handedly keeping the local wawa in business. I approve as well",
"/r/DogsWithJobs",
"Interesting. Australian shepards are just so damn beautiful.",
"Cattledogs/Blue Heelers are amazing dogs. *Super* smart. Only drawback is they are also super high energy. They need a lot of exercise or they get bored, which leads to being destructive. But they're so amazing to work with. ",
"Farm dogs are all amazing. My dad has a Great Pyrenees as a livestock protection dog, and he's happy to follow my dad all over the 400-acre farm. I almost feel bad for how much he has to run when my dad drives around the property but he seems to love it. ",
"My dog would always eat the cat food without me catching her. Miss you JoJo.",
"Blue heelers are amazing!",
"I think you mean \"who's a good boy?!? Yes you're a good boy. Who's the goodest little smooshywooshy puppy wuppy ever? Yes you are! Who wants a treat?\" ",
"But it's a good story with a very good boye.",
"Bizarre mine has them when he gets stressed. Maybe on every 2 or 3 months. When did you're start having them?",
"Kinda reminds me of the scene in John Wick: Chapter 2 where he leaves his dog with Lance Reddick.",
"Is it a girl dog named Jada?",
"This would be a blue. Red is more orange-white.",
"What a beauty. Just look at those eyes. ",
"Lucky! ",
"here's my blue heeler as a puppy https://imgur.com/4bMXHse\n\nand all grown up https://imgur.com/MeNJf6n",
"Ha! You're right. I love finding dogs that look like mine. What a cutie. ",
"As a hockey fan, I love your name. However, as a Wild fan, I also hate it.",
"Boop his nose, scratch his belly. Rinse and repeat.",
"I have a Heeler/Corgi mix. Outstanding dogs. Floob his ears for me.",
"Aww so adorbs. 😍",
"Do we like dogs more than past generations? I hear about so many people bringing their dogs into work now like it's no problem but even as a kid I can't imagine that going over well.\n\nMaybe it just depends where you work...",
"Best dogs in the world",
"Best companions ever!\n\nHere is a pic of me and mine looking stoic\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/ZQSY1?s=sms\n",
"Nothing in the law books says a dog can't pull off a casino heist...",
"I did see that story. Glad it's being shared to highlight how ridiculous the ESA problem has gotten.",
"Mmm that is a quality doggo",
"\"Where you hiding them treats\"",
"Heelers are great. I had a Red one... Biscuit.",
"Nonprofit building-- everyone but my office does. We can't, because someone is allergic. But sometimes do bring their dogs anyways. ",
"So what you're saying is that this doggo is either a good office boy doing his job, or a good model boy doing his job.\n",
"My sister has a half Blue Heeler/half Westie. Can confirm, he is amazing. ",
"*WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES, SUMMER?*",
"*photo of dog*",
"*Glory, glory to the red team!\nGlory, glory to the red team!*\n\nWho cares how he built it, who the fuck is singing?",
"CBD dog treats will fix this \n\nEdit: In most cases.",
"But if it was animal-friendly, you'd be more receptive?",
"/r/AustralianCattleDog Says Whats up. They are super clingy to their owners. But crazy smart and active dogs ",
"What a cute doggo",
"Holy crap! The smarts, energy, and determination of a blue heeler mixed with the crazy jerk energy tornado of a jack russell. How have you not gone insane yet?",
"You have the best new office mate on the face of the planet. ",
"There goes work productivity. ",
"I prefer mine beating",
"Ocean's Purrteen.",
"I found one of these guys walking the streets after he broke his cable at like 2AM so I took him home to keep him safe and after a bit of comforting and petting I decided it was bed time so I walk over to my bed proceed to climb onto my mattress and this little shit head comes flying through the air out of nowhere literally right into my lower back making me face plant onto my bed. \n\nI found his owner like a day or so later and got him home safely but i'll always remember the cute little douchebag who made me do a comical faceplant by hitting me with a flying headbutt and then fell asleep holding my arm with his paws while I rubbed his cheek.",
"It was here in /r/pics. He made at least 2 posts like that, titled \"/r/pics, we need to have a talk,\" but I haven't seen him in a while, he needs to make another. \n\nE: a letter",
"A peacock? 😂 Not even from The Onion. Lol I’m dying laughing over here. ",
"My human abandoned me. You are now my new human.",
"\"Are you going to play with me since my boss left me alone, or what ?\"",
"If you don't know about it already check out r/australiancattledog",
"Not a dog person, but it didn't come across as a joke. Looked more passive-aggressive with the smile. I hope you don't think dog-people are awful. ",
"Ooh, that's a better one.",
"Did he leave for Egypt to fight a vampire dog?",
"Life goal: get a job where I can bring my dog to work.",
"\"I choose you human.\"",
"What is the dog's name?",
"Red heelers are prettier than blue imo",
"I just have to think mean thoughts, like,,,, MILK. No, no wait, red Red Bull! ",
"I feel like it's mandatory to put a bandana on these kinds of dogs. ",
"They're somehow simultaneously brilliant and doofy. ",
"Can we get a Con Air Bud while they're at it? I haven't seen the original Golden from Air Bud in anything recently, so I'm sure he'd jump at the chance. You know Cage will be up for it. Buscemi would be the cherry on top.\n\nEdit: [Bad news guys](http://www.eonline.com/news/35939/hollywood-mourns-loss-of-air-bud)",
"\"Dad says you have to let me hang out with you.\"",
"So not your real mate then? ",
"I have a red girl and I get a lot of \"Ohhhh what is she, she looks so different\" because 90% of heelers in my city are blues. Then I get to explain they're the same breed in a different shade. My vet confirmed he rarely sees red heelers but sees plenty of blues.",
"I want blue heeler!",
"Greatest dog\n\nworst pet\n\nThis is what I tell people every time they see me with mine. She mountain bikes with me, 15-20 miles a day, generally 3 days a week.\nPeople think she's the greatest dog ever and ask what kind of dog she is. Yes, right now she is the most attentive beautiful smartest dog because she has 10 miles under her today at high speed.\nI'm just afraid that \"normal\" people will go out and get one, and then they wind up in a shelter. They need a MASSIVE amount of attention and exercise. \nI love my tuna to death, but I recently had to get knee surgery and after a week or two it became a struggle for her. I have an acre of lawn and a wife to play frisbee with her but I couldn't imagine what my Tuna's life would be like if she couldn't run with me on the bike again. You can see the energy physically building up in her. It really doesn't come out till she's ZOOMING behind me on the bike. Frisbee holds her over a bit, walks do NOTHING.\n100% attention, all day every day. You have to be committed. And they live forever.\n\nedit:\na pic:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/EhjzXUh.jpg\n",
"I have two of them. They are the best. ",
"this would be more at home in r/aww, but I'm a simple man. I see a picture of a doggo and I updoot.",
"Draw eyebrows on him with a sharpie.",
"Be the person.",
"Wow never thought I'd see that but great looking pupper!",
"Well your work day just got 1,000% better. ",
"Nice hand you have there...can i chew on it?",
"She is definitely a very smart pup! If she was devious in any way, I don't know how we would deal with her, but she is very well mannered. She catches on really quickly with what she's allowed to do/chew on and what she not.\n\nAs for the energy, she has her favorite ball that we can throw in the house and she will chase that as long as you keep throwing it.",
"MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE, AND I HATE BABIES.",
"I know it's been a ruff day, but you been a good boy. How about a raise?",
"Is it a good story though? It's literally \"A man brought a dog to an office and left it there for a short period of time.\"",
"My girlfriend had one when we first met we actually had to take it back to the lady she adopted it from. Every time I would so much as look at her the housetrained dog (male) would look at me and piss on the rug.\n\nIf I touched her there would be a turd coming soon lol. \n\nWe tried but ultimately the dog wasn't happy and we both worked way more then her and her previous man did and having to lock him in a cage for so long was inhumane. \n\nIt sucked cause I really like dogs he just wouldn't accept me. ",
"I had an Australian Shepard/Blue Heeler mix for 1 month as a foster. It was 8 years ago and I still miss him. Those breeds are so much fun!",
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"Is that dog’s name Bender by a chance? ",
"I am thinking of getting one of these dogs. My wife and I are very active and go hiking often. Her concern is shedding, how bad is it?\n\nAlso, commenters below mentioned these dogs are mischievous. Is that because they are bored?",
"example:\nI was fixing something up on the roof, and suddenly DOG.\njumped onto a railing, jumped onto an entrance roof, jumped onto that eve roof and popped up next to me. They can not handle being away from their owner if they think they can get to them.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/4BdOfM6.jpg\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/IS5MVUf.jpg",
"I work from home, so I have my dog all day !\n\nIn all serious though, I work for a small wellness company and I was allowed to bring my pup in. He liked to puke and pee everywhere though, so I stopped.",
"Photoshopped. Dogs can't look up.",
"I had the same thing happen to me! But with a cat! I offered my hand for them to sniff it for a bit before they deem me safe or friendly enough and accepted the invitation for pats when they brushed themselves against me before receiving its quota and moving away when I couldn't hold my position for too long because it gets tiring a bit and they're a bit skittish it seemed! \n\nI'm guessing this doggo needs no greetings like that! and seems incredibly open and the type to be happy with your hands ruffling their fur without any precaution haha just their doe eyes are encouraging you to play with them!",
"Are you about to have a seizure?",
"My first dog and bestest friend is my beautiful heeler Sissy. She loves to run and play soccer. Super energetic even as she gets older. She’s so incredibly smart too. 100% recommend these dogs (I recommend all dogs really) https://i.imgur.com/HDC6Jfx.jpg",
"I have a cattle dog X dingo, he's a total Chad. He makes me feel like an inadequate male sometimes and I'm not even the same species!\n\n[Handsome, confident, intelligent, and athletic and he knows it.](https://imgur.com/a/MeiQU)\n\nI know his secret though... He regularly falls asleep while sucking on his blankie like a baby\n\n--edit--\n\n[Here's another pic of him, he likes his ball and will constantly spit it onto you until you give in and throw it](https://imgur.com/a/05g9V)\n",
"what a good pupper",
"Were you eating a can of Dinki-Di meat & veggies?",
"Shepherd, the word is shepherd, because they *herd* things\n\nSorry, pet peeve",
"Is this dog by any chance in San Francisco? Bc my neighbor adopted the SAME dog and dumped her at my place for a few hours lol",
"course not. i have nothing against them. all i want to say is to be conscious and think twice wheter it's a good idea to bring your pet in to the office. (it's not.)",
"Husband and I used to have a blue heeler and they're the best. Super smart and super stubborn. Gotta keep them busy too. He was such a sweet and goofy dog. They're such a great breed. ",
"Hohhhhhhahhwhwhhhuhhh\n\nSuch a good boy ",
"i wouldn't work there.",
"PET. HIM.!!!",
"A more productive colleague? Possibly. More fun to work with? Definitely!",
"Sucks when you look back at movies from your childhood and realize that all the animals in them have passed on. When I was a kid, I loved the movie *White Fang*. Found out Jed the dog (who was also in *The Thing*) passed away four years after the movie came out.",
"I would recommend some pets, then some snuggles, maybe a bit of chin scratches, filled by some ball tosses, maybe a bit of tug-o-war. Then more snuggles.",
"OP has some TPS reports to write. (Tail, Paws, Snout)",
"That is a high energy doggo. Good luck, OP.",
"That's a 10/10 buddy",
"Looks like you have a meeting too now!",
"Say \"Hello!\" to your new favorite breed of dog! They're wicked smaaat, the perfect size, and make great best friends! \n(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)",
"Aww he looks like a cute little dingo! ",
"I thought they were already doing a remake with bitches?",
"Perfect description. I miss mine every day. He was my favorite little hellian. ",
"Wawa is better than Sheetz or Rutters \n\nFucking @ me",
"My pup was an Australian Shepherd and this perfectly described him. \n\nHe was afraid of his own shadow. He was terrified of stairs.he would cry and whine until I walked with him to go up or down them. People walking behind him made him nervous. He actually walked into a couple parked cars because he was busy looking over his shoulder. \n\nPretty much anything and everything. He was such a careful boy, and he was too good at cause and effect relationships. The best dog in the world but extremely neurotic.\n ",
"Here's my puppy when I first got her. [puppy!](https://i.imgur.com/V9pJUl3.jpg) she's a blue heeler Samoyed mix. Basically, she's a blue heeler with a curled tail. I love her, but she sure gets into everything!",
"Best day ever!",
"r/unexpectedsarge",
"Hey, I'm not your \"mate\", bro!",
"I'd agree, so smart. I've got both a blue and red heeler.",
"My penis brings all the toys to the yard and they are like cooool.",
"I wouldn't be surprised if this was being proposed in a board meeting somewhere as we speak.",
"I think tail wagging should be measured as frequency (Hz) rather than velocity.",
"Look at me, I'm the job now. ",
"Or chew through my wall. She was a good dog and I regret nothing. ",
"Australian Cattledog?",
"I have a heeler / rat terrier mix too! He's a big baby and will get moody if he doesn't get his way.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/j2vUlGh.jpg",
"A non-devious Jack Russell mix. Is it broken?",
"Did you honestly think the dog was still alive? The movie is 21 years old.",
"Heelers are awesome.",
"With the crap some studios put out, it's more likely than not.",
"But, did he get the memo about the new cover sheet?",
"Have a full blooded ACD and she’s definitely a crazy shedder. She has a pretty thick undercoat that comes out in tufts. I think some may shed less than others especially if they are mixed, but mine sheds enough to make another dog every time I brush her. Great dogs but you need a good vacuum! ",
"Best day ever",
"My [heeler/catahoula mix](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/394204674225340435/408443763707346944/20180131_210559-1.jpg) is way too smart for his own good. He knows how to open and lock doors, and has learned to feel for when [his sister](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/394204674225340435/406113069941653504/26994278_10156170837159374_6139735296695679945_n.png) goes out since he's deaf and can't actually hear her.",
"Good boy doggo!",
"Doge",
"Be careful, it looks like he is just waiting for the opportunity to bite your ankles and try to heard you. I can see that look in his eyes!",
"My buddy had one! The little guy ended up becoming deaf and they did the best they could and he turned out very obedient and knew his limits. One day though he ran off and got lost. Since they couldn’t call his name they wondered around in the fields and woods to see if he could spot them. No luck though :( ",
"I've lived in Australia for my while life in a country area and never seen an Australian Shepard. The closest that you'll see is a border collie. Kelpies, blue heelers, collies and bitzers are the most common cattle dogs",
"Hims is coming home with you tonight! ",
"Looks like the exact same dog from mad max",
"Do you joking or real?",
"Hey, I'm not your bro, mate.",
"I have one right now. She's a rescue and doesn't play, which is a little boring, and she's also old, fat, and blind, but she's just weird enough for my family.",
"What's mundane about it? That's an objectively good looking dog with an affectionate, intelligent expression of its face. ",
"this office is not declared as an animal-friendly office an none of the co-workers ever brought any kind of pet in, except for the boss.",
"Not a written report buddy, we want a live presentation!",
"As a recent owner of one of these dudes, you’re lucky he is staying that far away from you. Mine thinks laying down across my neck is acceptable.\n\nAlso, backing up what has been said already: don’t get one of these dogs unless you are able to give them something to do 24/7. We got one as a friend for our other dog and the other dog doesnt even scratch the surface of what this nutball needs every day. ",
"had a coworker who use to do the same, days with the dodge were good days. Unproductive, but good ",
"Aw looks like my heeler girls. Rosie is now 11 and happy to live life as a chubby farm dog. Her sister, Sydney passed away when she was six. She was at a pet sitter's house. The sitter put her out on a tie (she had never been on a tie her entire life) and she scaled a six foot privacy fence and got hung up. They didn't find her in time. :-( I wish I had gotten to say goodbye to her properly. ",
"Now these are some metrics I wouldn't mind testing!\n\nJust make sure the proper cover is on the report!",
"“Too smart to tolerate boredom.” They will actually give themselves /r/barkour -style physical challenges if you don’t give them enough interesting work to do. I had a dog training client whose blue heeler taught itself to jump in the air, turn mid-flight and land sideways on a very narrow console table that was pushed against a wall, scattering vases, frames and knickknacks everywhere. ",
"Hey. Any treats? My humans gone. Hand em over.",
"The Secret Life of Pets 2: The Bank Heist",
"[How about with dobermans?](https://youtu.be/AMupA9_wLcw?t=1m13s)",
"Wrecker here, I also bring my doggo with me sometimes. ",
"They are so fearless and dedicated to their task. I heard a story, probably an urban legend, of a heeler that was so dedicated to his job of herding sheep, there was a cliff and some of the sheep fell of the cliff, so he jumped after them.",
"This is Maxine. https://imgur.com/KF6bbHo She is WAY too smart for her own good and needs a job or she gets into trouble. We sent her to doggy day care for the weekend and we told the owner to make sure she didn't leave anything in reach of her. (Concrete floor, steel dog bowls if she was left alone) In 4 hours, Maxine caused over $600 in damage. She pulled a large stack of dog beds into of the crate and she shredded them. She escaped from the crate, climbed on top of the crate and proceeded to jump and rip all the blinds off the wall. (She shredded those as well) She wasn't done yet... she destroyed the carpet and then ate the wooden dog house that was in the room. The owner came back to a destroyed room and a dog house that was splintered into tiny pieces. Thankfully, she has gotten much better since then. She's still a little piglet but we love her. \n\nAlso, she catches deer...",
"My sister had one that learned how to check the baby's diaper for poop. She kept treats by the changing table and they would give her one only when the baby had poop in his diaper. She caught on pretty quickly and would come get you when the baby needed changing. She even remembered it when the second baby came. She was such a smart pup.",
"I'm not your mate, dude!!",
"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.",
"Be my person. ",
"Hello there!",
"It’s out of control!",
"Those ears oh my god. Like a huge bat",
"How are we supposed to make our pun chains now? ",
"What do ya'll do when you work with someone like myself that has say.. 5 80lb dogs at home, and I groom dogs, so the likelihood that I am just covered in dog hair and dander and snot and well, whatever, all the time. I mean, sorry, but I'm just not that concerned with the lint roller anymore. ",
"Wise choice ",
"HELLO I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH",
"Thank you for this. I love these dogs and I've always wanted one. I live in the city though, would definitely not be fair to this breed of dog to live in a city.",
"If by \"the best\" you mean \"need constant supervision, and regular tire-out sessions, or they'll try to rip something to shreds, and that something might be another dog or even a small child\" (why yes, I am talking from experience), then sure.\n\nIf you live on a large farm, with actual cattle, knock yourself out: they're great. If you have a job in a city, it's pretty much one of the worst breeds to have.",
"Gonna be a dog day afternoon",
"you has fren now",
"My roommate has a Blue Heeler named Wilson, and his motor *never* stops running. He's at 100% all the time. Granted, he's still fairly young, but what I wouldn't give to have that kind of energy.",
"Oh so the grey hairs are normal? Thought OPs coworkers dog was a granddoggo",
"I have a similar problem with my Golden Retriever / Poodle mix. If for some reason I’m not able to take him hiking or biking for a couple of days in a row he becomes ridiculous. \n\nI’ll catch him just staring at me, and then he crouches down and starts barking like a mad man once we make eye contact. \n\nVery much a Jekyll/Hide scenario if they don’t get their exercise.",
"I want to be an office worker now at whatever this company this is. ",
"Yeah, I think a wild dingo is probably more chill than these guys. I knew in theory what I was getting into, didn’t fully comprehend the reality. Makes me a better person though. Nothing like dog guilt to get you up and going.",
"They shed quite a bit and their hair is very coarse, so it doesn't bunch up into clumps in corners. (I have a golden retriever who sheds a ton too, but their hair clumps so it's kinda easy to pick up in between sweeps.) \n\nAnd yes, typically if they're not getting the proper amount of energy, they will find ways to entertain themselves and often, it's not pet owner approved. :)",
"\"So ya, you're the first person I saw after my hooman went to work. That means you're my dogsitter\"",
"Do not call me that! Snuffles was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.",
"I wish I had a dog that could be a work dog.\n\nBut my dog is too......bitey.",
"SSRAT - I’m imagining a subway rat in a nazi officers uniform.",
"My cattle dog stays in my office all day. https://imgur.com/tPc36wy",
"Don't generalize people who have/need ESA's in the came category as people who cheat the system. Its unfair and shows your lack of awareness on the subject. ",
"Australian Cattle Dogs are amazing and wonderful. Best damn friend and doggy daughter I ever had ",
"(S)he looks a lot like [mine!](https://i.imgur.com/KJM8ONV.jpg)",
"r/awww ?",
"Are you my person?",
"Good working dog but terrible family pet",
"It was in the paper, they hung it on their Fridge.",
"So I should have to limit my job options because of people's \"emotional\" needs to bring their dog with them? ",
"They absolutely are the best. I swear mine understood and even spoke English (with a very heavy doggy accent).",
"PUT DOWN THE CAMERA AND PET THAT DOG YOU MONSTER",
"Here’s a stray that popped up at my house over a year ago, been with us ever since. https://i.imgur.com/VqBBIg3.jpg\n\nSmart dog.",
"Having cattle or sheep to herd all day helps too.",
"You must be a fucking dick to do that. What if people in the office had allergies or a phobia of dogs ",
"Sometimes she's a bit goofy, but definitely not broken!\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/CfcxZBI.jpg",
"I look at you in disgust and do my best to never get near you. At least I can have a conversation with you, indicating that I would prefer if you didn't rub up against me, lick me, and get your hair all over me. ",
"Born looking old and gray",
"Congratulations! You have a new dog!\n\n(Until they come back)",
"Aren't enough hours in a day to properly tire out an Australian Cattle Dog.",
"https://i.imgur.com/LMM75Dj.jpg\n\nBlue heelers are definitely the best! ",
"We shall become the best of friends hooman ",
"Tell it to go get something, and see what it brings back. I’m totally serious. \n\nIf you want to put in a little effort, get it interested in a “toy” (a shoe or glove or plush toy), then tell it to “stay” (or have a coworker hold it by the collar, while you slowly take the toy away, making it wave bye bye. Then hide the toy, come back to the dog and say, “Find it!” and enjoy while the dog dismantles your office, piece by piece.\n\nSomething else this dog would enjoy: tell her to jump up on a chair, and reward her with a treat or a petting party. Then give her more and more difficult obstacles to climb to the top of. \n\nIt would also love it if you play tug for a second and let the dog win, and then chase the dog to try to get the toy. I promise, if that dog is trying, you won’t catch it!",
"Lol don't feel bad. I guarantee you that following your dad around is the best part of his day.",
"And a kiss. Just like this",
"Hi buddy! ",
"I don’t see the problem here",
"I love the baby toenails <3",
"Why's it gotta be a \"more than I\" scenario?\n\nIf they need an emotional support dog then they need it.",
"\"Excuse me Mr. Human my human has gone somewhere. As you are the only human in the room I kindly request that you shower me with love and attention.\"",
"what kind of dog is this",
"Play with that pupper, it's your duty.",
"Is your company hiring? I like dogs! ",
"I used to have a cattle dog and it’s true! She learned to play fetch for like a week before she learned that if she didn’t go get the ball, I’d run and get it so she’d just wait for me to run for it so she could chase me instead. I miss her. ):",
"[Mine](https://imgur.com/3cmQSdw) could probably walk onto the USMNT with her defensive herding skills.",
"Where the pics of grown up doggo?",
"Your office mate isn't coming back",
"My productivity is dropping just staring at the pic.",
"My Heeler doesn't know how to sleep. But I still love her.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/rmtXXnc\n\nEdit,: [normal pose](https://imgur.com/3cmQSdw)",
"Is he a good boy?",
"We have one, well now my mom does since I've moved out. That dog is still probably one of the smartest dogs we've had. Still probably smarter than some relatives. ",
"Pretty dog.",
"He knows, he knows.",
"Those ears! ",
"Naw man, Sheetz\n\n#Altoona Represent",
"Good boye ",
"My parents have one. She was like that for a long time, but she’s gotten pretty old so she’s not nearly as energetic. It’s kinda sad actually ",
"Steal it.",
"Ah, good dog.",
"What blows my mind is the breed was created by mixing a farm dog breed with dingos. Someone saw a dingo and thought “I bet it would be great at herding sheep once it learns to stop eating all the livestock”. \n\nAnd they were fucking right. ",
"Cattle dog. You should have it round up everybody in the office.",
"annnnnnd SCENE\n\ngood work everyone! ",
"corgis are the same way. mine has figured out how to operate the shower and has flooded the bathroom twice...",
"I am your person.",
"Thursday Doggo day is going strong.",
"Lol, separation anxiety much?",
"Looks like a good boy",
"This is when you take the dog and as much stuff as you can carry and just leave forever ",
"Yea had to leave for a meeting.. You mean to go bang the secretary? Lol",
"No, some people just like offices with pets so some offices allow pets. ",
"Be your person ",
"Heh, guess you’re stuck with me now. \n\n—dog, probably ",
"uhhh... fuzzier than who",
"I'm here for job experience human",
"Oh Christ. I want one. Do people breed these?\n\nu/247pagesleft",
"Typical dog owner, inconsiderate as Hell of others. Come to the place where we aren't infected with the dog brain parasite: /r/DogFree",
"lol",
"My girl is a border collie and blue heeler mix. She is as smart as she is stubborn",
"Best day ever",
"You're so right about how much time and energy they need. We actually ended up getting a second dog when our heeler was about 8 months old just to help keep him amused. And it really worked! They spent hours playing tug of war, wrestling around, and chasing each other, which gave us some much-needed relief from the endless presentation of balls and frisbees every time we tried to sit down. You should consider it! Just pick a dog that will be a physical match. We ended up with a two-year-old GSD mix who had been found as a stray and they lived happily together for 13 years.",
"Oh man, I have a blue heeler/lab mix and he’s the same way with dinner! It starts with standing next to me and staring at me, then progresses to pawing me, then he starts climbing all over me. If I’m sitting or laying down, he’ll lay right across my chest. \n\n\nHe’s a cute little bugger, though. http://imgur.com/ypjRVVv",
"\"And no poor human it is not pronounced fuh-zee-er, it Mr. Foo-zee-ay. I come from a long and respected line of Fuzziers and will not have the name tarnished by your simple human garbles. Now, two treats and belly rubs until I say stop.\"",
"That’s Aaron Rodgers dog",
"That is a ridiculously pretty dog.",
"[Be the person ...](https://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/399525_358790744194974_1281925309_n.jpg)",
"Adorable! Yeah he climbs all over me as it gets closer, paws the back of my knee as I’m walking (which is a dick move) I thought it was the GSD in him, but it may be the blue heeler 🤔 After he gets fed dinner he is the most chillest dog, it’s such a dramatic change. ",
"Ruff day",
"Why not post this to /r/aww ?\n\nDamn /r/pics is already filled with shitty sob stories as is...",
"My red heeler was an amazing trail companion. He'd always roam about 200ft ahead and periodically look back to be sure he could see me. Sheds like crazy though. Thick white hairs and fluffy brown undercoat don't go well with black tshirts.",
"That's one cute dog",
"what the fuck\n\nThe office where I work has the same carpet\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/v2Ozrub.jpg",
"By transitive property, that dog is yours now. What're you going to name it?",
"He's pretty. I wanna pet 'im.",
"I wish this was a real thing for most work places. ",
"It's an example, but generally speaking, if folks are gonna bring their dog to work, like this one, that dog isn't doing that either. \nCome on with the dramatics about you're gonna die from your allergies if a dog is in the same damn room if well, half the people you work with are probably covered in dog hair. ",
"I learned this on long road trips. At first I had mine buckled into the passenger seat, but he literally spent 9+ hours trying to crawl into\nmy lap- he never relaxed. Now I buckle him in the backseat, and since he clearly can’t reach me, he calms down and goes to sleep pretty quickly. ",
"She making a face like she saw some shit at the dog park that she can't unsee.",
"Doggo in the cut >>",
"Damn that's a beautiful dog",
"I'm looking forward to this, actually. ",
"This exact story is theorized on this podcast:\n\nhttps://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-sequalizers/e/44710633",
"Is that flooring pretty standard in office environments? I couldn't help but notice because the office I work in was recently renovated and has the same flooring but different color.",
"Actually need frequency and amplitude, and then plot on 2 axis graph.",
"Lol, my heeler mix is afraid of houseflies. ",
"Ugh, have a pupvote!",
"Hello. I am the new office treat inspector\n ",
"Why should they have to limit themselves for your body's Darwinian failure? If you're going to be selfish and ignorant about their needs I see no reason why they can't be about yours. ",
"This is literally a pic of a dog. Facebook is Reddit, reddit is Facebook ",
"Be the change you want to see in the world. Write this movie ",
"It was only a kiss.",
"And then do a sinusoidal regression.",
"Are you hiring",
"OMG HOW DO I GET A JOB THERE?",
"Totally agree! I have 2 blues and a collie/ACD mix. They're certainly a handful, especially with the whole family living in a motel room at the moment. Smart as can be and much like toddlers when they get quiet it's time to worry.",
"\"Hi, we're friends now, k?\"",
"Our old dog was a herder. She couldn’t be out in the yard with the neighborhood kids because she was constantly herding them away from the gates. It was very sweet but the kids did not enjoy the ankle nipping. ",
"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB",
"\"Trevor, two treats, let's go.\" ",
"Fire that person? ",
"Blue Heeler! very loyal dog. i love mine\n",
"....but morale is way up, so we'll call it a win for the office.\r\n\r\nBesides, happier people take fewer breaks, take less sick days and are less likely to steal.",
"How many cups of covfefe have you had?",
"Is his name Sherlock?",
"That’s a happy B O Y E",
"He wants to know what exactly you do here. https://imgur.com/5sOv5Eg",
"Cancel all your meetings. You have just been booked for the rest of the day. ",
"I read that in Brian’s voice. Except I’m picturing him at a bar, with a whiskey, to wash the taste of weed and hooker spit out of his mouth. ",
"\"Ummm... where'd'ya put that cheese!?",
"I’m so sorry, someone stole mine ): ",
"Just had to put my girl down :( she was great. Very lazy, but beautiful. ",
"Keep calm and.... _/\\______ Okay not **that** calm. ",
"Maybe heeler-san could not accept the dishonour. ",
"I like to call them the proportionate corgi.",
"Mine will tear the eyeballs out of every stuffed animal she gets ahold of\n",
"Jelly. I wanna bring my cat to work :(",
"It *really* depends on the dog. I have a heeler/lab mix (so, two high energy breeds) and live in a tiny apartment and my pup is fine. We go on long (hour-ish) walks and I live next to a small city park where he can run a little bit; I also make sure to play with him inside at night. He’s an extremely happy dog. ",
"You’re supposed to throw something.\nThen he’ll bring it back...1000 times",
"I was thinking the same thing. That dog has seen some shit.",
"Not to be rude, bur your prolly the type that shouldn't have a dog.",
"Nice vape ;)",
"I WITH U NOW?\n\nOK I WITH U NOW.\n\nWE SIT.\n\nWHERE GO? I GO WITH? OK I GO WITH.\n\nI HELP U.",
"99,386gy48888o\nK77\n",
"Ya no kidding. I was excited to see something unique. Nope just a dog looking up. Don't get me wrong I love dogs but I think there's better content that deserves the front page.",
"I see you got hands human?",
"Ah well, there's always the outliers. Mine won't step foot on wet grass if we're doing a quick in and out to the yard for a potty run, so it's been a struggle catering to a diva heeler.",
"I can't stand people that bring their animals to work then expect others to watch them. People freak out when people do that to children, but when it's a dog it's ok?",
"Taking the dog would be my motive.",
"I was taking horseback riding lessons (basically just paying for the opportunity to ride and help train a rescue horse once a week) a few years ago at a stable outside my city. The woman who owned the stables and the horse rescue/training operation had a tiny little blue heeler. It was so cool to watch her work. She would help keep the horses in line in the arena; she was lightning fast, incredibly nimble, completely devoted to her owner, and laser focused on her task. And she did not let those horses get away with any bullshit whatsoever.\n\nShe was constantly in motion probably 8-12 hours a day doing her job, and I absolutely believe that she would not have been able to thrive in any other environment the way she did working those horses. ",
"Thanks for saying this, I'd love to see this comment up higher. Heelers really are incredible dogs, but they are also extremely demanding of exercise and stimulation as you have mentioned. I had some friends get one as a puppy many years ago. They loved it because it was a cute puppy, but it got no discipline, AND nowhere near enough exercise as they both worked full time and lived in the city. It pulled laundry off the line, destroyed anything it could get it's jaws around, ripped up all the plants and trees in the yard, was a total nightmare. They eventually gave it to a friend who had a large property out in the bush with cattle, where it lived out the rest of it's days a much happier dog. I can't second your comments enough. Please anyone considering getting a dog, if you aren't a highly active person who is dedicated to caring for their pets, Heelers are not a great option for you. Choose a breed that suits your lifestyle and you will have a lifetime of fantastic memories from a unique friendship that cannot be replicated. ",
"He looks like my dog! https://imgur.com/PilrBh8",
"My wife’s! Got her using it full time and almost fully off cigarettes, mine helped me quit a number of years ago. ",
"I'm high on sleep deprivation and happiness and general life\n\n...i should sleep.\n\nalso i still don't get the whole covfefe thing, something about trump tweeting a tweet with typos? ...about coffee?",
"It sounds like a miracle has happened here! You have obtained a good boi! ",
"Lviiiii",
"Mine was definitely an escape artist. He figured out how to open the damn gate on my backyard, so when I changed that latch he just learned to Matrix Run up the fence and jump out that way.",
"How did it end up like this? ",
"I own a female blue heeler. She does not leave my side. The loyalty these animals show is amazing and the level of intelligence/trainablilty is off the charts. Not a single harder working dog breed out there. \n\nCurrently working on training mine to take her out hunting bird. She is going to be a bloody monster and I can’t wait!",
"Fair enough!",
"I consulted for a pet food company and they encouraged people to bring their pets to work. https://imgur.com/13Bw89a ",
"Same thing happened with my sister's dog, but her dog just sat by the front door crying the entire time, occasionally looking back at me in fear.",
"Blue heelers are ridiculously gorgeous I love their colors",
"I just wish a had a house.",
"I did the tests, but then the dog at them.",
"Blue heelers are the best dog. Love my girl :) get something to throw and watch that dog go nuts.",
"It's your time to shine, buddy. Make that little guy happy. ",
"I was told there would be treats. ",
"Blue Heeler. I have one. Awesome dog for runners!",
"This happened to me once. The only difference was that the guest was a 100-lb Rotty. And no one knew he brought her to work. She just casually stomped into my office and stared at me. Honestly, for a second I expected a tall, cloaked figure with a scythe to follow her in. Then I got big wet Rotty kisses.\n",
"He wants to play... be his hero. ",
"I got to bring my dog to the office too! \n\n[Here he is](https://i.imgur.com/FkTMvBh.jpg) doing his part to pay for his toys!",
"Beautiful ACD",
"Ours will fetch *forever*. He simply doesn't tire. Always brings the ball back. When you get tired of the game, he'll sometimes nudge the ball off the couch himself, excitedly chase it, and bring it back. ",
"My sister has had 2 rescue pyrs in a row, and they are the biggest laziest floofs I have ever met. Love them both, but I've never seen any creature snuggle so hard for such a large portion of their time.",
"Definitely. I have one too. Infinite endurance lol",
"\"I was told you hid snacks in your desk\"",
"It's possible, but a lot of work. I live just outside DC and have had my Red Heeler for a year and a half now. When I first got her I'd take her on multi hour long walks that weren't enough.\n\nThese days she gets a 20 minute walk, an hour plus at the dog park, and a nice little car ride daily. She finds the park and the car to be the most mentally stimulatingly. And she's finally at the point where she can go one day with reduced activity without going absolutely nuts. But still that may be more work than someone is willing to put into a dog. ",
"No you're thinking of Jojo. He's clearly talking about Jojo, the dude who fought ancient pillar dogs ",
"Lucky you!",
"I mean, dogs probably think we are all powerful gods capable of conjuring food from thin air... ",
"Do you have any games on your phone?\n\n-this dog",
"Dude... that dog needs a JOB!... He is not going to be happy just sitting around. That's what he's doing in the picture... he's saying \"OK homan; What do you need for me to do?\"\n",
"Is that Jeff's dog?",
"I have a blue heeled, black lab, shorthaired pointer mix. She knows what door knobs are but can't turn them (yet), knows the correct order she needs to pick her toys up to fit maximum amount in her mouth at one time, and I swear she opened up a sliding glass door one time. She will also throw her toys and then chase them.",
"26 *thousand* up votes? This is just a goddamn *dog*, for Christ's sake. It's pretty cute, but not remarkably so...the situation is cute, but not remarkably so...I just don't get it. Am I alone here?\n\nEdit: We're now over *50 thousand* up votes. Christ on a popsicle stick.",
"My dream job involves having dogs at work! Taking my dogs to work, other people bringing their dogs to work, whatever it takes. All the dogs!",
"Glory, glory to the red team! Glory, glory to the red team!Who cares how he built it, who the fuck is singing?",
"I guarantee you no work is getting done in that cubicle.\n\nWork is probably also not getting done in the surrounding cubicles.\n\nAnd even if OP's cube is in the furthest corner in the back with absolutely no amenities on the way, half the office is still going to stop by needing to borrow a paper clip or piece of tape or the boss wants to check on OP's progress with those TPS reports and who's a good boy, *whooooo's* a good boy, yes you are!!!",
"I really hope this doesn’t start becoming a thing.",
"So act like it and conjure that damn food! How is this so difficult to understand?",
"I love cattle dogs. They’re super loyal, a bit too protective, but they’re such awesome dogs.",
"I never thought I'd see someone use the word adorbs, I'm not hating on you.\nIt's just interesting.",
"Native Aussie, didn’t know there was such a thing as an Australian Shepherd until very recently. Since then have looked into it and they are very rare here. \nBlue Heelers however are quite common in country towns. Used primarily on cattle farms.",
"Check out the Pax, I had one for a bit. Was a real nice and easy to use one. ",
"Well, obviously.",
"Yep, that’s definitely a Blue Heeler.",
"Blue Heelers are the best.",
"It’s a picture of a dog. We all know what dogs look like.",
"They *are* very attentive to schedules. I get up an hour & half early one day/week and he knows not to follow me downstairs to be let out. On a normal day, first thing I do when I get up at 6:45 is let him out. This means he *bounds* down the stairs ahead of me. Mondays though, nope. He stays in the bedroom til I get home from my workout. ",
"This is Aspen my Australian Cattle Dog. She’s the bomb.com https://imgur.com/gallery/sbZe1 ",
"Ugh this made me miss my old blue heeler! They are incredible pups ",
"What's wrong with you, who hurt you? ",
"I have a red. He looks like a dingo. ",
"10/10 wouldn’t even be mad",
"Pax is for other inhalable materials, this is for nicotine, but we’ve got a good desktop vape for that ;)",
"His/Her feet are SO CUTE!",
"Dog: \"Hi. Let's go fuck some shit up.\"",
"Mine is Red, so second best right? Love him, so smart.",
"That’s a beautiful dog ",
"Oh man. How crazy is she? Seems like mixing those two high-energy breeds together would yield a very hyper dog.\n\nAlso, instead of hunting rats and mice like a chihuahua, does she round them up and herd them instead? ;)",
"My bad. I have a habit of picking up vocabulary; even slang or internetisms. ",
"Hi there hooman! I am a good boy and therefore deserve pats!",
"Guess you'll have to figure out if he's been a good boy.",
"Oh my goodness so adorable!\n\nWhy are they called Blue Heelers?",
"No he is saying that you're upvoting a title and not actual content ",
"You're in good hands, lucky you. ",
"I love heelers. They are energetic, playful, intelligent, and loyal. That's a handsome dog right there.",
"Poke it ",
"I couldn’t be mad at that lil cutie",
"Those are some serious eyes...is he judging me?? I feel like he's judging me. ",
"😍",
"What's an office mate? Sounds like a corporate breeding program.",
"Hi",
"It's kinda crazy how intelligent they are. Some of my conversations with Dingo are far better then ones with humans. ",
"This right here is why the quality of subreddits decline when they get more popular. \n\n\n",
"This honestly looks like a painting because of the crazy contrast level. Beautiful",
"Am I the only person that thought from looking at the thumbnail that the dog had bashed its head through a door and had its head stuck through the hole?\n\nYeah, probably.",
"Can I be the person?",
"Best day ever I assume.",
"Never had Wawa so I can’t dispute that, but Sheetz is the fucking bomb. Their meatball sub deal is so cheap and so delicious.",
"I try not to, but I wonder what the % of people who truly need it is. Why do you need a dog instead of antidepressants? ",
"I'd date him. ",
"is that allow? ",
"Cute af",
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO",
"It’s so weird how they memorize those details. We have a roommate that comes and goes at certain times, but he doesn’t bark at her from his crate (we got him crate trained and he loves just laying in there during the day anyway) He knows the weekend and allows us to sleep in a little. He knows my wife’s schedule and the days she comes home early or late since it’s mostly set in stone and will wait by the door. It’s so bizarre as I’m used to incredibly dumb dogs who just dog around all day and night. \n\nHe’s super vocal, which is what we’re working on in his training, but a lot of people mistake him for a husky mix with that and his gorgeous blue eyes. We tell people he makes up for being so pretty for being an asshole often :p",
"definitely had that experience.\n\nmy roommate got a heeler then 2 weeks later had to leave for a business trip. I took him for a couple walks, fed him a couple times, and he decided he wanted to lean on me all the time and go everywhere with me. \n\n\"my master's gone.... do you wanna hang out?\"\n\n\n\"like when?\"\n\n\"all the time\"\n\n\nedit- by popular demand, pics of the dog in question\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/Lkr7f",
"I'd stop working and play with the dog. Then when my boss came by, I'd tell them to stop working and pet the dog.",
"Right off the big screen in Mad Max. What a great looking dog. ",
"What is that logic? If I need them to get their dog the hell away from me then I need it too.\n\nIt's a \"more than I\" scenario because their right to a support dog is trumping my right to breathe normally, which is bullshit, frankly. Find other means of support. ",
"Looks like good company too me. ",
"All Heelers matter!",
"EARS",
"Clearly the dog is going to eat you. ",
"Starry Night doggo!",
"That is an ACD, grab a frisbee and that little guy will be in HEAVEN.",
"It was only a kiss.",
"From the way you worded your title, and based on the Carpet, I'm guessing you work at Epic?",
"I d'like to eat it ! ",
"One day a doggo like this will find me!",
"Going to the office?\n\nMy favorite!",
"I have a corgi/blue heeler mix. Never loved a dog this much.",
"We have a red heeler, jack Russell mix! ",
"Undercover Boss",
"Not true. A lot of heelers have heath problems. And they obviously mellow the longer the live. It’s true they need something to do all the time considering they are working dogs. BUT if trained properly and given the right home they can make lovely pets and amazing companions.",
"Looks like a Blue Heeler/border collie mix. We have one of those. Smart dogs and high energy.",
"Dear Sir/Madam begin petting... now",
"oh my god i want this ",
"Yeah, that's the issue with Border Collies and Heelers like this. They literally live to work. My best friend and his wife have a Border Collie and they drop it off at her Dad's cattle farm when they go to work. There are two more on the farm and it's like heaven for them. ",
"Perhaps they asked if there was an issue first.",
"Sounds like that doggy day care doesn't listen very well. ",
"So your well being is more valuable than someone elses?",
"I have a 10 year old cattle dog. She used to run 10 miles with me, now she can only handle a 2 mile walk. Her brain says let's run but but her little body is getting old. Breaks my heart",
"Unleashed dogs come at me all the time, getting in my face and rubbing up against me. I'm glad you brought death up, because actually , with asthma, I *could* die if I was having an asthma attack and didn't have my medication. Medication which costs me hundreds of dollars a year which I'd rather conserve as much as I can. But that's another issue. ",
"I used to manage a little gift store in Manhattan. One time I woman came in with a bird sitting on her shoulder. She let me hold the bird then all of a sudden realized she’d left something at Starbucks which was across the street. She left me with the bird and was gone for 45 minutes. Meanwhile I was ringing up customers one handed with a bird perched on the other. I thought maybe she had planned to abandon the bird with me. She even left the cage there which she had brought in with her. I thought the whole thing was pretty funny and I enjoyed my time with the bird. I would have adopted the bird too if she really was abandoning it. Would have been very happy actually ",
"Best day at work! ",
"It's true until they do run out of energy. Mine is non stop until night when he just hits a wall and passes out. If I'm late to bed he will find me and try to pull me to bed so he can sleep without worrying about where I am. So even when he's tired he's still churning.",
"you mountain bike 15-20 miles a day!? good for you man ",
"Through my early teens into my early 20's I had a Blue Heeler named Buster. He was absolutely my best friend. Thanks for sharing and bringing back some great memories! ",
"I agree. My old roommate had one and she was by far the smartest and best behaved dog I've ever seen. But lord help us if he didn't take her on a 3mile bike ride every day. She would be off the walls with energy!",
"R.I.P. OP's productivity.",
"He'd spend the whole time talking about himself",
"This whole sub is it's a picture of blank. We all know what blank looks like. You fucking sperglord.",
"> Greatest dog\n> \n> worst pet\n\nYeah. Our neighbors had one and it was a jerk to everyone outside of their household. It would constantly bark if it saw you outside, and even gave my leg a little bite one time it got off their leash.\n\nBecause of the limited space and what's required to train them well, I really wish fewer people in townhouses owned dogs.",
"WHERE TREAT. GIMME TREAT. ",
"Leave your freakin' dogs at home. Work is for work. \n\nA tenant downstairs from me allows dogs at work. The common areas outside are full of dog shit now. ",
"My catitle dogs sleep all day if you run the shit out of them.",
"I used to work in an ecological research station doing some computer work in the server room, and people always brought their animals with them to hang out in their offices. During the summer, when it was peak hot outside, the animals used to come to the server room where it was very cold and hang out with me all day, and it was the best job ever.",
"or people posting their stupid babies with stupid hats. this isnt fb steve",
"\"Margot said something about you having treats?\"",
"Oh hai Doggie",
"She actually made the front page of Reddit like 6 or 7 years ago with [this picture](http://imgur.com/zdTzUBd).",
"It's literally just a picture of a dog how is this number 1 on reddit ",
"Looks like he got into your coworkers cocaine supply ",
"I look at this face and I see 'Starry Starry Night'. Love it.",
"I wish that was real :(",
"Be the person their dog things you are.",
"Just a reminder that Trump is the greatest president ever and there's nothing you miserable libiots can do about it. Lmfao!",
"Wholesome ",
"Darwinian failure? Okay r/iamverysmart my allergies are from my parents keeping me overly clean as a child, nothing Darwinian about it, entirely out of my control yet also not genetic. If anything, the people who need an emotional support dog at all times in order to not freak out are the ones with a darwinian flaw\n\nMy condition doesn't hurt anyone else, however someone with such mental instability that they need a support dog (emotional support dog, not talking about the ones that people with mental or physical ailments need here, I want to make that clear) bringing their animal places with no regard for others *does* affect other people. ",
"Well there's a reason the other sub about pics that aren't standout unless they have a story shouldn't be in here exists. https://www.reddit.com/r/no_sob_story/about \n\n\nOriginally (I've been here 11 years on another account ) this sub did used to be amazing pictures. But then xyzporn I guess took all of the good pics and this becaame the home of anything ending in jpeg, basically. But yes it should be in aww, properly. ",
"Big Chihuahua would be crazy. Does it act like one?",
"[\"You have a meeting with the boss\"](https://np.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/40xtfg/its_come_to_my_attention_youve_been_using_me_for/)",
"My breathing is more important than their emotional support? Yes. Unequivocally.\n\nI invite you to offer a rebuttal rather than just down voting. How can you argue that a basic human need like breathing, something there is no alternative for, is more important than something like emotional support which can be alleviated in multiple ways. ",
"Ours is Blue Heeler, Jack Russel, Collie!! He is brilliant and has already saved some other dogs lives (slightly hyperbolic). His sister is an idiot, though \n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/waDaT",
"I have an Australian Kelpie and they are similar to cattle dogs. Can confirm these pups are super smart. She can balance at least 15 treats on her snout.",
"I love when people bring their dogs into work, makes the office environment much more bearable!",
"Dog: Where are the cows that need to be herded? I was told there would be cows that needed to be herded.",
"[Not on my fucking watch](https://i.imgur.com/17lxS7p.png)",
"My ex had 2. It was the best thing about her.",
"Umm, I didn't know that dogs can also be employed.",
"Mine is 3 months old next week. ",
"I'm cool with that. He's gorgeous. ",
"I had one when I was a kid. She was basically the enforcer of my mom, if my mom told our other dogs to stop and they didn't listen, our heeler would shut them down. \n\n",
"Awww ! Hey that looks like Microsoft carpet 😊",
"Probably gonna get hate for this, but this is a huge pet peeve of mine. I’m extremely allergic to dogs and it seems like I can’t go anywhere anymore without risking an asthma attack. \n\nNot much I can do when dogs put allergens into the air and people are bringing their dogs into my office, into class, airplanes, etc. ",
"I love that anxious look on that gray face!",
"Looks like a Blue Heeler/German Shepard mix (in my non-expert opinion). \n\nThat's one smart dog. ",
"[\"Get back to work before Big Boss Doggo finds out\"](https://i.imgur.com/17lxS7p.png)",
"There's a sweet spot of smartness. Having to verify that you've outsmarted your dog in all possible ways before leaving the house is too smart. ",
"My pupper’s half ACD and I’ll never have another breed. I had brain surgery last year and I had to stay with my parents while I was recovering. From the second I got home from the hospital she didn’t leave my side. It took about a week to wean off all the meds so I don’t remember any of this, but my mom told me she’d race downstairs, wolf down her food (she’s usually a slow eater), run outside to potty, and race back upstairs within 5 minutes. She wouldn’t let anyone but my mom come in my room, and even then she growled whenever she’d touch me. ",
"I’m from California, but I went to school in State College.\n\nThe first time I had Sheetz was a revelation.\n\nAnd then I had Wawa.\n\nWawa changed the game.",
"He's the senior branch manager haha",
"Beautiful Heeler. Looks almost exactly like my Sophie, except her ears don't stand up, one stands up halfway and the other is floppy.",
"Never been to Rutters, but you’re right that Wawa > Sheetz for sure. In fact, liking sheetz over Wawa is heavily correlated with schizophrenia. ",
"Omg I die. \n",
"I can attest to this. I have a JRT/heeler mix, basically the highest of high energy dogs, and she's totally fine with chillin' out on a lazy weekend. We take her for long walks once or twice a week, but between then we can play hard in the backyard for 20 mins and she's happy as can be.",
"Yes! Mine looks like she is part Blue Heeler/ACD, but we don't really know: https://imgur.com/a/aPqae\n\nMaybe ACD + lab??? \n",
"Hahaha! True that🤣",
"Yeah r/zoomies should be measured in velocity though",
"I have a cattle dog that I assume is mixed with a collie, hes basically the definition of acd body shape and size but his color is like the negative image of a blue heeler, really white with grey spots\n\nEdit: can’t spell",
"/r/absolutelynotmeirl ",
"Are you hanging out at the dog park or bullshitville? I love dogs and work with them and do not get unleashed dogs coming at me and rubbing in my face all the time. That's a skill. ",
"Beautiful doggo!",
"Interesting.",
"Don't look a gift dog in the mouth!",
"Be your own person.",
"Bill Burr has a stand-up comedy routine about exactly that. Really funny. ",
"I think I speak for half of reddit when I say you should take the dog. ",
"Can’t have babies around her.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I have a red heeler. I named him Dingo.",
"Omg mine is the saaame way!!!! Ours HATES smoke but will be damned if we try have a camp fire out back without him. If we do it with him he whines that there is too much smoke. ",
"My 14 yr old Corgi/Aussie Shepard was just running up and down the hallway before the morning walk. ",
"Is this dog’s name Tofte? ",
"My Sophie turns six years old this coming December, and she still has puppy energy and gets crazy running spells. I do worry about when the day comes that she slows down and gets old. My dad had a heeler, she was 16 years old and still had plenty of energy, it was actually crazy. She passed away when my Dad wasn't willing to buy some sort of medicine that would no doubt prolong her life. A part of me still hates him for that.",
"Is that Parquet carpeting in your office?",
"What a lil guy!\n\nYou should bring him to /r/rarepuppers ",
"I wish we had a dog at my office :(",
"Dog: hey jackass tell me what am I doing here? ",
"And the dogs go marching on on on",
"Post an ordinary picture of a dog, get over 35k karma bucks. Okay....",
"Jokes usually have punchlines. ",
"I'm speaking of a few areas where this has happened recently: my internship office where my coworkers bring animals in even though they know I'm allergic, the bus where people have allowed their dogs to just come up to my face a handful of times like everyone on earth just loves that. \n\nI swear it's because they (the dogs) know I don't want them near me. They sense it and want me. I'm not a dog hater, like this thread is trying to make me seem. I like them, find them adorable at times, and wish almost more than anything that I wasn't allergic and could have one. I just hate people who don't respect others personal space with their animals.\n\nThis thread really represents how 99% of people just have no idea how debilitating an asthma attack is, especially when the cause of it is something like a pet, which everyone else gets to enjoy but I get looked at like a freak for not enjoying too. ",
"The color Blue or (Red) is fro the color of the coat. The Heeler part is because of how they work. They nip at those heels.",
"This is incredibly accurate.",
"Oh man, ours outsmarted the crate. :/ To this day, I don't really know how he figured it out, but once it was known that as soon as we left he escaped, it was over. Had to board him once for 5 days, and when we picked him up, he had a sore on his nose from trying to escape. Dude does *not* like to be confined. \n\nOurs is vocal as well. ",
"Tail tip velocity and way frequency could be used to measure the tail of a dog, weird.",
"He looks like a painting!",
"His fur reminds me of lava. He looks like one big, fluffy lava ball with some parts sill hot and others cooling.",
"Congrats, you’ve been promoted my the Senior Doggo! How lucky you are!",
"Wow this dog looks like a watercolor drawing in an instance",
"We have a 1/2 Cattle Dog, 1/2 Miniature Australian Shepherd. Meet [Kiwi](https://i.imgur.com/jwEUAm7.jpg).",
"I have two. That either makes me the luckiest woman alive or crazy. ",
"I used to have a collie x blue heeler (ex got her in the breakup) and she was basically pure white with the black and brown face mask markings. Now fully grown she has the head/face of a collie and a big fluffy neck, but the rest of her is built like a heeler. She still only weighs like maybe 28 lbs. Funny looking girl. Never saw her coloring on another heeler since which makes me think she has something else mixed into her bloodlines somewhere up the genetic chain.",
"I love my dogs and they love me, but if they were to wander into someone's home and that person fed them...they'd forget all about me and continue on with their new life. ",
"aww <3",
"I never used to be able to best my buddy's dog in the essay sections.",
"Well I guess I’ll share my stories as well. Had an Australian Sheppard/Blue Heeler mix that was the sweetest and most athletic dog I’ve ever owned. I would climb on top of some round hay bales and she would climb right up there with me despite it being a 5ft jump that was difficult for me. Eventually she got hit by a car and lost her right hind leg but somehow could still run ~10-15mph with only three legs. I miss that dog ",
"Whip out the makeup kit and go to town! ",
"I'll be your Huckleberry...",
"You're mine now.",
"My big sister actually lost like 25kg when her pup went from 6 months old to 1,5y old. So much unlocked energy!",
"\"Hello, I was sent here from the good boy department\"",
"Mine mountain bike with my H and I as well. Incessant whining the minute you start getting gear together. Grab your commuter or road bike? Dogs sleep. Touch a hydropack? Ready to go. \n ",
"Pet the dog dammit! ",
"I have a heeler and husky and was warned initially that I wouldn't be able to handle them. While they do get pretty intense exercise 5-6 days a week (2-3 mile run or bike ride each day), they also play well together. When the husky gets in his zoom mode the heeler herds, or tries, to herd. Quite amusing to watch. I also let them both off the leash in the woods and the heeler will always keep the husky from running too far away from me. Overall, awesome pair, two of my best friends.",
"So true. We had one growing up and she was my best friend. Passed away peacefully last year, and even when she could hardly walk her eyes would light up when she saw anyone she recognized. \nI miss that dog. ",
"The good boi is yours now.",
"I just count how many times he wags his tail...",
"Okay I feel weird saying this but that is a really attractive dog. Not like sexually, duh, but holy shit hes handsome as fuck. I bet he gets all the bitches.",
"That dog has a beautiful coat.",
"THIS!!! Fuck its annoying... r/pics is now Facebook",
"ACD. Don't date a woman with one. Too protective.\n\nCockblocker Spaniel.",
"It should be illegal to refer to them as Australian Shepherds. Makes me so (irrationally) angry!",
"He's my little buddy",
"Be the ball, Danny.",
"Game Boy Advance",
"I was told there would be treats here...",
"As a delivery guy it was a 50/50 shot wether the ones loose in farms were totally cool and down to play or waiting for me to try and chase me and get a bite of this white boy.\n\n\nMajority were pretty solid doggies though. \n\nAlso while delivering, I concluded with anecdotal evidence that white/grey/brown Australian Shepherds are more likely to be aggressive than black/white ones.",
"This dog is likely smarter than most of your coworkers...knowing nothing about anyone in that office of course. Dog is smart.",
"*Ocean's K9*",
"How come I never get that lucky at work?\n",
"Bee person. ",
"Umm. its not a cat. But I guess its still kinda cute? ",
"Time flies. 7 months old now.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/ynXrWdQ",
"Dammit. So much better. People are so much more clever than I. :(",
"\"big\" sister lol. ",
"Is that because he's trying to guilt you into playing more? That's the way our miniature dachshund does it. ",
"So, I'm Rex. You gonna pet me or what? ",
"I think you're confusing dogs with cats. Dogs aren't uppity assholes that are good for nothing.",
"I have a Border Collie/Blue Heeler - honestly the dog can't be tired out. We were at a friends cottage with about 8 kids playing with the dog for the entire day -- all the kids were exhausted, dog still wanted to play.\nI'll bike him ~15k and when we get back he is just as eager to go again as he was in the first place.\nHe's only 2 years old, but.... most energetic animal I've ever known.",
"pet the dog, for it is a good dog.\n\nall dogs are good dogs, therefore all dogs must be pet.",
"This is such an HD pictures, good doggo",
"Well, hurry up and find him some cows or sheep to herd!",
"Greetings homan",
"Educate yourself and you may be able to find out what that % may be. ESA's ARE considers an RX as they are prescribed by a licensed therapist/Medical doctor. I don't speak for everyone as everyone mental illness is different. As someone with a ESA, I suffer from PTSD/Anxiety disorder and personally would lean on my ESA for her support rather than take pharmaceutical drugs. ",
"Dog - \"So what would you say, you do here?\"",
"What breed is this? I have a dog similar in everything except my dog is all black with a white chest. I got her from humane society and they told me she was a chihuahua but I highly doubt it.. Lol",
"Possibly. I think he just has the energy to *run all day*. Ironically, I *wanted* him to be my running partner, but he's a spaz, and horrible on a leash. If I let him loose, he'd *probably* stay right by me...unless he saw another dog. ",
"well, you have to admit in a dog's mind that big magic box in the middle of the kitchen seems to hold a bottomless source of tasty treats.",
"Take him/her NOW (while you have the chance).",
"And she looks like she's got a person body under the blanket, and she's holding it closed in the front with hands. ",
"You are clearly the person with the best snacks.",
"Jeez. Why does this dog make me feel less stressed?\n\nHe must indeed be good. ",
"Is now good? How about now? I'll check back in about...now.\n\n<3 Needy dogs",
"This is a Blue Heeler aka Australian Cattle Dog. ",
"Cute dog, not ugly dog. There's your answer.",
"What type of dog is that?\nMine is a total spare parts mut but looks very similar.",
"They'll adapt to your lifestyle. Mine would play fetch all day when we able, or he was just as happy laying on the couch all day. As a rescue we never knew what he was mixed with, but sadly he was overweight and we were never able to get him back to a healthy range (to be fair, he was 35lbs at 10 weeks). Later in his years he became deaf - but smart as a whip and we were able to teach him commands using hand gestures. Eventually he started to go blind. Also suffered from vestibular disease (only when we were forced to give him the 4-way shot). He made it to 15 before his back legs gave out and had to be put down. Damn I miss that guy. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/3JmfTVF\n",
"Join me and together we'll defeat the cat and rule the park as person and dog!",
"Man... she isn’t going to go for a this breed if she knows they shed a lot. She wants a stupid labradoodle... says they don’t shed. I told her all dogs shed. We both want an active breed and her criteria being they don’t shed.\n\nBut if you keep them active they don’t exhibit negative behavior? How easily are they trained?",
"If you stop petting him he puts his paw on you",
"Hey, look at me! I'm the person now!",
"My parents full blood cattle dog used to do this and now their cattle dog/jack Russell terrier mix that they got after she passed does the same. They don't ascribe to the \"Make your dog wait until after you eat\" philosophy that I do.",
"yeah, the productivity train was long gone by the time I typed 'r' in the url bar",
"I once had a roommate who trained service dogs. One of them ended up liking me more than her. Like, if we had a calling match (each trying to coax him to come to us), I won every time. ",
"He's a good dog, Bront. ",
"Not crazy at all - she's a wonderful sweet dog. Really the only thing about her is that she gets scared easily but that's about it.\n\nShe loves to chase squirrels but can't catch 'em!",
"He / she / other has food... Dog doesn't want to play w him or her or other.",
"Welp, you have a second job now and it pays loving looks.",
"Those kind of dogs are super energetic, Do not trow the ball.",
"\"Hello human I have come to receive a good scratch from you!\"",
"\"Are you my food?\"",
"True story. My Heeler Isabelle is my favorite non-human ever. She has so much love and personality! I couldn’t ask for a better companion. ",
"here’s a regular dog and a mediocre story. upvotes to the left ",
"As a recipient of a $3000 vet bill, I can see where he came from. \nLuckily she pulled through that illness and has been fine for the last 5-6 yrs. She was 2-3 at the time, had pups maybe a month or three before. Damn good dog.",
"I wish I had known about CBD for dogs when our lab was having seizures. The only options the vet gave us were strong seizure meds that he would have had to be on for the rest of his life, with blood work every few weeks to make sure they weren't damaging his other organs. He was only having about one seizure every month or every two months, so we opted for no meds (the side effects didn't seem worth it) until one day he started seizing repeatedly, even on every anti-seizure med the vet could give him. At that point we had no choice but to put him down so he wouldn't be in pain, but I really wish I'd known about CBD and been able to try it and see if it helped him. ",
"I had to Ctrl+F for \"allergic\" to get here but I am glad someone else with cat/dog allergies thought the same way I did! When I first saw the title and pic I immediately thought that it was an extremely ignorant thing to do. I do not have asthma but have the allergies. My dad on the other hand is the same way you are. I will also make a point that hair/dander on a person is WAY different than the actual animal being present, at least for my father and I. People with asthma and allergies are actually federally protected by the same laws that protect people who bring service dogs on planes for example. Same rules apply for work. If the animal doesn't have a legal reason to be there than it shouldn't be there! I just wish their was more awareness about the issue and next time fluffy came trotting up to me the owner would be like \"whoa be careful he could be allergic!\"...\n\nEDIT: [American with Disabilities Act - Are Asthma and Allergies Protected Disabilities?](http://www.aafa.org/page/asthma-allergies-and-the-american-with-disabilities-act.aspx)",
"Well he shook Sinatra's hands.. You know the rules, right?",
"I don't get why people need to take their pets everywhere.",
"That is the exact opposite of a problem. ",
"Give him some peanut butter.....they can lick for h...o...u...r...s...",
"Still more important than what I'd be doing.",
"You intended this as a semi-joke, but as a psychology student I was suddenly struck with the potential of this visionary idea of yours. \n\nIt's often said that dogs have the cognitive faculties of a 3-4 years old, but sciences only care for the most logical, 'technical' cognitive abilities. \nNo one ever postulated how dogs could also be comparated to a kind of animistic-magical level of thought. (i.e. those primitive cultures that saw deities in natural phenomena).\n\nNow, thinking that our dogs might see us as what in human terms would be called a divinity, could easily help explaining this special bond between humans and canines. \n\nThink of it, we're able to produce food and everything they need apparently effortlessly. \n\nHow would we behave toward someone that powerful? Like kids toward their parents? Father figure - God is a very overused psychoanalytical concept. And there you go. We might be gods for our lovely companions. ",
"Can confirm, never was able to keep my guy in his kennel.\n\nThey need a job about 21.5hrs out of the day. They'll eat and sleep those other 2.5hrs.",
"You must be something, she chose you over the dog. ",
"You are the chosen one. This is a great honor!",
"That's impossible!!",
"I can be your person baby",
"Horrible take",
"Bird person?",
"In dog culture leaving your good boy for a meeting is considered a dick move",
"Someone is an entitled pet owner.",
"So pretty!",
"Dogs are opportunistic. If you’re half-normal, he’ll be cool with you at least until his pack human returns. Have fun! ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Lol. Freaking corgis. Ours would show up in my room as I was playing computer games with a sleeve of oreos, hop up on my bed, and start munching in front of my AC unit. First of all, the oreos were up on a shelf in the pantry. Secondly, the pantry was closed.\n\nShe was not too smart to remember that I would take chocolate cookies away from her, though. Dumbass.\n\n",
"This is basically how I meet people at parties. ",
"Stay far the fuck away because what you described is disgusting.",
"Yeah I mean this should have been in r/aww",
">Come on with the dramatics\n\nI was going to be quiet until I saw this part. People with allergies, especially asthma and allergies are 100% not being dramatic! My father has been accused of being overly dramatic in the past by friends who have dogs. My dad would literally have to leave parties, etc. because of it. He is sensitive to the point of knowing when he walked into a house or room if there was a dog. People's jackets and clothes are also an issue for us. My allergies will be triggered if I spend enough time with someone who has animals just on their clothes as well. Please try to be a little more open minded and realize the world doesn't revolved around cats and dogs and not everyone wants to cuddle up with them. I just wish their was more awareness about the issue and next time fluffy came trotting up to me the owner would be like \"whoa be careful he could be allergic!\"...\n\nEDIT: [American with Disabilities Act - Are Asthma and Allergies Protected Disabilities?](http://www.aafa.org/page/asthma-allergies-and-the-american-with-disabilities-act.aspx)",
"LOL. I can't imagine them...you know...a Chihuahua mounting a heeler... (my bad).",
"What in the Sam Hill is a Puma? ",
"No",
"Don't worry it's not rude at all to make a snap judgement about my ability to own a pet responsibly as an adult based on what my family dog did when I was in grade school.",
"Awww a cattle dog. ",
"As much as I understand your point, it always irks me when people try and come off as some kind of activist for \"you need to be like me and the way I perfectly am with this breed or you're essentially abusing them\".\n\nYour post *almost* reads like \"bike 15-20 miles a day with your blue heeler or you're neglecting it\", which is of course absurd. Most any dog will adapt to lifestyles. A blue heeler would probably take years and years and years of bad behavior and unhappiness to adapt to a lifestyle of NO exercise, so of course that's clearly a bad idea.\n\nBut they could also probably adapt to a couple long walks + a vigorous playtime at a park from being a puppy with absolutely no issues and be entirely content.",
"Sounds about right, I can just imagine their dialogue when it's time for them to eat\n\n\"Holy shit! Brother!!\"\n\"What??\"\n\"The humans going to do it, get ready!!\"\n*dramatic pause as you pour their food*\n>They both go insane",
"Yep.\n\nThey're good dogs Brent.",
"My dog loves me when i come home but 20 minutes later if i look at him on the couch he growls at me.",
"You think I give a shit about the dog you saw? Like that was gonna be an awesome story, that you saw a fucking dog.",
"Blue heelers are so smart. Ask him to make you coffee. He can probably do it. ",
"Pets aren't a right and an emotional support is a pet.",
"We don't have Australian Shepherds in Australia. They are an American breed of dog. You'll mostly find ACDs and also Australian Kelpies on farms. They are extremely high energy working dogs, and they don't do particularly well in cities (without an enormous amount of exercise every day).",
"I'm my dog's 5th home. Tell that to the previous 4 owners who couldn't keep up.",
"They kept my cat at the office while I was away, they sent photo of him jumping at a laser pointer during a sprint meeting, of the boss petting him as he wanders on the meeting table, flopping for attention at people, racing up and down the stairs...",
"I'd never work at an animal friendly place.",
"\"It's an example\", there was that. If your alllergies are that serious, perhaps you shouldn't expect the entire world to revolve around you either. ",
"We have a blue heeler mix. [He is gorgeous](https://i.imgur.com/Q2GcJRe.jpg)",
"for 6 years i lived with 2 brothers who had 2 heelers, and that was exactly how it was, when we all moved out the 2 heelers were depressed they didn't see me anymore and freaked out for 30min \nevery time i came over to visit. ",
"Nice doggy....(backs away slowly)",
"The surrogate has been chosen!",
"Our happy little asshole [then](https://imgur.com/a/5KrVX) and [now](https://imgur.com/a/bAbeD).",
"The glowing ear hair is a neat trick.",
"now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab",
"new pet, nice",
"Okay well I hope you are respectful of other people's space. Your problem, while very real, is not as debilitating or as confining like allergy-induced asthma. I hope you take the time to educate yourself as well. I also hope your issue is real, and not simply taking advantage of a loophole like many others. It's a shame people have to ruin good things for others. ",
"You're life must be miserable",
"[This is your day.](http://i.imgur.com/w4AYv.gif)",
"They can be aggressive on occasion too, especially with each other. You really do have to keep them busy or they get bored and snappy.",
"Oh don't you know? Your breathing isn't a right but pets are.../s",
"*my hooman",
"\"I NEED to bring my dog everywhere due to my fictitious anxiety, and because I'm addicted to the attention it brings me\" -- every cunt that does this shit.",
"):",
"True enough. We have two. A blue female and a red male. The blue female is a by-the-book heeler and she's similar to yours. Go go go, crash.\n\nOur red male has the intensity and drive of a cattle dog in certain scenarios but is content just chilling out and going for walks most days.",
"I'm protected by law? Can you point me in the direction of laws like this. ",
">it's own good\n\n>it's ",
"My baby just turned 1 today. They grow so fast :’)",
"While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag",
"“Boop my snoot damnit!”",
"Sort of. They took a great herding mix and thought \"now how do I make it Australia-proof?\" ",
"That sounds like the kind of dog that would bust you for crop dusting a crowded elevator. 'It was *him*.'",
"Oh, that's good then. The chihuahua fear is pretty common, but so long as she's not deathly afraid of everything, it's manageable. My sister had a chihuahua / Italian greyhound mix, and that dog was afraid of everything and everyone. And if you touched her, she screamed like you had run her over with the car. Poor dog. \n\nStill, you have a very good looking dog, and I'm glad she's not a maniac. ",
"I am at work and wish i had a dog! ",
"I used to own a blue heeler Australian cattle dog, beautiful dogs and especially nippy. Takes lots a training and patience when they're pups",
"Should have got your dog a seizure alert dog.",
"You lucky devil!!",
"Pour some sugar on me!!",
"Or he puts his snout under your arm and pops it up.",
"Look at me. I’m your best friend now. ",
"If you only knew the *power* of the stick. Your owner never told you what happened to the good boy?",
"OMG! I LOVE Australian Cattle Dogs! They’re coloring is so beautiful and unique, and they are SO stinkin’ \n\nMy aunt had one, then two, then back to one :( but she is SO super smart. She knows a bunch of commands and tricks and stuff but one of my favorites is if you kneel down and then tap your hands/finger dips on your shoulders in a sorta “c’mere puppy!” way. She would come over and pop up and put her paws around your neck and give you a hug!\n\nIt was so sweet and cute! And when she would hug you, she’d let you kind of nuzzle into her and “hug her back”. Such a sweet baby! ",
"What a great breed.\n\nMore energy than Hulk Hogan on meth though.....",
"Don't worry, all these posts turn into \"a wave of love letters to doggos.\"",
"I thought mental health was a real issue though...",
"I'm dying. This is hilarious. I love her.",
"Thanks for that! I just found it on YouTube and it's hilarious!",
"Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a lab while he's fetching a stick her tail's having a wag.",
"My roomate's dog does this. It makes it very difficult to play Battlefied 1.",
"**Your** new squeaky toy?",
"[My ACD used to accompany me to work occasionally.](https://imgur.com/1VCkQ) Dang. I miss her.",
"Its a good cat. :)",
"After that, who knows? Bring your snake to work day?",
"\"Bacon?\"",
"I am not quiet sure why people honestly think this is okay. I wish there was more awareness regarding asthma and allergies. I hope those other buildings never hire someone with animal allergies! Just having animals in there at some point is enough to debilitate people with asthma and allergies. [Asthma and allergies are actually protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act.](http://www.aafa.org/page/asthma-allergies-and-the-american-with-disabilities-act.aspx)",
"how would someone go about buying them?",
"We had one briefly. It was an emergency situation, the dog's human had been killed in a car crash and a home was needed. We thought we'd have her for a long time, but we ended up more fostering her. We were sedentary, living on something like 1200 sq ft of unfenced land, and had talked about getting a dog but knew nothing about this breed.\n\nHoly crap. She herded the cats, herded me, and if I had kept her walking all day AND had taken her to the park twice a day, she would have been a great dog. \n\nFor someone who imagined more of a dog who would lounge in front of the fire and had no clue what they were getting, we were in for a shock. The dog destroyed our windowsills, chewed up the couch, and ripped holes in the fabric of our boxspring and climbed in (later the cats would use it as a hiding place).\n\nWe found her a home with three other dogs and a fenced acre with a friend-of-a-friend couple who knew her breed better than we did. I'm sure she was MUCH happier there. \n\nBut still, some 18 years later or so, I still see a dog like this and say, \"It's a Sailor dog!\" We had her only six weeks, but we'll never forget her. ",
"me too",
"Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick",
"Im finishing my masters in clinical mental health lol! Small, old world isn't it? Yeah humans at least aren't much different. To a lesser extent, we see our parents as deities that make the world safe and make sense, which is why the concept of mortality hits is like a ton of bricks when they die more than anyone else. ",
"The hunting instinct seems to naturally include herding behaviours. In some dogs, this can even result in nipping and aggression. I guess it kind of makes sense that wild hunting dogs have some useful characteristics.",
"OP is Aussie, I'm guessing.",
"Huh, these three are the furthest from that description but they are the only ones I have interacted with. I will say that the other two are completely indifferent to petting and are only ever interested in chasing something or simply running circles around other dogs lol. They were at a camping event once and there was legitimately more than a dozen dogs, it was amazing to watch them round up other dogs that tried to go out of bounds, dig in someone's equipment or otherwise do a no-no. ",
"[Asthma and allergies are actually protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act.](http://www.aafa.org/page/asthma-allergies-and-the-american-with-disabilities-act.aspx)",
"THOSE EARS",
"Give it a hug for me. [I miss mine so much.](https://imgur.com/a/JCJRV)",
" public boolean runGoodBoyAnalysis(Animal animal){\n if(animal.getGenus() == \"Canis\")\n return true;\n else return false;\n }",
" Correction your family is the type that shouldn't own dogs.",
"This looks exactly like my dog Dave that I grew up with. Australian cattle dogs are outstanding companions.",
"I keep trying to decide if I should quit my boring day job and start using my real estate license full time. Pros: work for myself, bring dog to work. Cons: give up steady paycheck, work weekends. Really comes down to dog vs weekends. ",
"My family had a chihuahua when I was a kid like this. If you weren't wearing shoes she would sit down at your feet and touch them until you started scratching her chest with your toes. She was so cute, but she would bark at you when you would get up in the middle of the night when it was dark. She loved my little sister and followed her wherever she went.",
"But it’s all in my head now",
"Feed me. Now. You lowly office dwelling human. ",
"Anyone else not like dogs?",
"I'm with you man. Been trying to educate some people in this thread",
"The cutest!",
"[He takes them on dates to his favorite dirt hole](https://imgur.com/a/cTG4N)",
"Come one now. No one is expecting the entire world to revolve around us! Do you like causing harm to other people or watching people suffer though? Would you say the same thing to someone who is blind, deaf, or has a more pronounced disability? Because that is how you sound. It is a matter of common courtesy and awareness that's all. ",
"*snoot",
"I love this",
"Gee another dog photo on Reddit how original. ",
"That there's a heeler. Get use to him just staring at you all day.\n",
" is that Tatonka from SF?",
"we are ALL your person in this blessed day :)",
"And the happiness level just went up in the office, leading to more productivity!!",
"YES! Check out this article regarding the [Americans with Disabilities Act](http://www.aafa.org/page/asthma-allergies-and-the-american-with-disabilities-act.aspx) and how asthma and allergies are protected disabilities under section 504. Employers are an example of someone who has to make reasonable accommodations for people covered by the ADA.",
"They were both good boys that day",
"Is that the binding agreement rule or the punch a bunch of people in the face rule?",
"Now how many loving looks am I allowed to put in my 401k each year? Does the company match? ",
"/r/takingitseriously",
"I wasnt worried, just pleasently surprised :)",
"“‘Scuse me?! Did I say stop petting?!?!”",
"Sometimes I'm cool with it if the story is interesting, but this \"story\" sucks.\n\n> A guy brought his dog to work. The end.\n\n",
"I read that in the voice of the dog from Up",
"Oh my god. It never fails. Hey look at this adorable kitten! \nHere comes a team of \"GODZIRRA!!!! What about my allergies!\" \n Yes. I am a horrible person and when I putt this down I plan to slap babies. With puppies. ",
"My Blue Heeler is now 7 months old. I can attest to the statement that they're the best dog. I absolutely love how smart these dogs are. ",
">She's a sweetheart. https://imgur.com/LetlJcj\n\nMy brain saw sweatshirt.\n\n\"How can a doge be a sweatshirt?\"",
"Blue heeler!",
"Awesome citing the ADA under this post like you weren't prepared.. ",
"Thanks! Folks had some creative fun photoshopping her face into things. It was good times. And, of course, she was as crazy as her picture suggests. God, I miss her. ",
"Gross now, he's licking my face now. ",
"I think you should look up the difference between an ESA and service animal.",
"Um...and yet you haven’t posted a picture of him yet??? Tisk! Tisk! ",
"“Hi, I was with him and now he’s gone and I don’t know how to feed myself. Can we be friends?”\n-Dog (probably)",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Heeler’s are the best. Mines looking at me the same way right now. ",
"It's very nice of you to have taken care of him like that, but I think your roommate might've been a bit too clingy after his heeler took his business trip.",
"\"As per our newly signed agreement, i am predicting your childs bowl movements for the upcoming fiscal quarter. Please deposit my treats near the kibble in full. Thank you for your cooperation. Woof.\n\nRegards,\n\n-Dog.\"",
"TIL I want to be a dogs bitch....",
"Really? I had a blue heeler as a kid, and it was dumb as a bag of rocks. Good dog though.",
"Add in a few more dogs and this is my ideal work environment.",
"Heelers are the best kind of Velcro dog. If I’m sitting with my legs crossed, my Heeler will for real push his throat on my foot. Human contact by any means, I guess! (No complaints here)",
"I can see that you are not looking to have an honest and mature conversation.",
"hello. Am I good boy?",
"He looks like the dog on \"Madam Secretary\". Good sized companion dog.",
"We ended up upgrading to a human we now have a toddler (and a bigger place obviously)\n\nDon't worry we won't return this one lol. We can handle it \n\nShe is something. Both of them are!",
"Both parents died in my teens. Can confirm ",
"There is a reason they are called \"Velcro dogs\"....and you just found it.",
"[Mine died four years ago.](https://imgur.com/a/JCJRV) I miss her so much. They're definitely not a pet for couch potatoes. At the time I was living on my family's 25 acre farm so she had plenty of room to play. Her favorite thing was playing fetch with a [Chuck-It](https://www.chewy.com/chuckit-sport-launcher-color-varies/dp/38363). She also enjoyed going on hikes.\n\nI totally get what you're saying about them needing to bleed off extra energy. Gypsy would spend most of the day inside if my parents weren't home to doggysit. Then I would have to play with her when I got home to tire her out for bed. Otherwise, I would wake up with every dog toy in the house around me, and [something like this](https://imgur.com/agzq4).\n\nThese dogs are pure, indestructible muscle. My cousin, who has two, describes them as tanks with fur. I saw one of his get kicked by a horse once. It just got up, shook it off, and continued playing. One time Gypsy ripped off one of her toenails while diving for a ball playing fetch. It was just hanging by a thread. I had no choice but to go ahead and rip it off. She just buried her head in my armpit like she knew what had to be done. Five minutes later she was ready to play again.",
"r/australiancattledog",
"I know the difference. ESAs are not service animals, they don't have public access rights. It seems you are unwilling to be open to the possibility that your issue isn't as serious as others'\n\nESAs don't have any special training, they are just their for their presence. If I was being unempathetic to your situation I would simply say \"get a stuffed animal\" but I understand it's more complicated than that. I'd appreciate it if you did some research on what an asthma attack is like. When people are bringing their dogs everywhere with nothing more than a doctor's prescription so they can spend more time with their dog, it's selfish and arrogant. Of course I'm going to have a natural predisposition against those people. ",
"I would be scared as hell if an unleashed, unsupervised dog got this close to me and even looked at me. I have a dogophobia or something, bet there is a word for it.",
"Saved, thank you. ",
"Fly Eagles Fly!!!",
"office dog , office dog, does whatever office dog wants..\n\ngimmie a treat, play Frisbee, it doesn't matter; i'ma dog, you now have the day off.\n\nbecause dog.",
"They're all good boys, Brent.",
"I guess this is growing up.\n\nBut seriously, its not sad. Its their natural life cycle. Just make sure you continue to love them up until the last moment. They need to know they were the best boy/girl. Its better then having a vampire dog that lives forever.",
"Is it just me, or are a ridiculous amount of WaWas coming to your town? There's four new ones here, and every time I go home to Orlando there's a new one or one being built. No complaints, they have nugget ice! ",
"Don't touch his Dinki Di!",
"How to lose your dog 101.....",
"Your coworker must trust you. There are few people I would leave my cattle dog with.",
"I can see that you went out of your way citing the disabilities act just to shit on a cute pic of a dog. Speaking of other disabilities like blindness, and deafness, what about serrvice dogs? No. I don't want to have the 90000th allergy conversation about a cool dog pic because there just isn't enough \"awareness\" about allergies and some people not wanting dogs around. Who knew? ",
"My old shar pei mix did this but it was more of a punch. She also did it when you were petting her but she just somehow wanted more. Every day when we got home, we were dodging hooks from her due to her insatiable need for cuddles. \n\nIt was at times violent but I totally miss it. ",
"Read the book and they'll be immortalized. Seriously though, jack white is the authors name i think? White fang is my favorite by him.",
"Hahaha man so much could go wrong with that skill. But it's a smart idea I'ma have to remember it",
"Yeah, the WaWa saturation is getting ridiculous in the Tampa area. I’m love it, but I’m surprised at the expansion. ",
"Cynophobia. ",
"Don't just sit there - pet heem !! ",
"I like that ALL dogs are good boys. Even other members of the Canis genus.",
"Oh man yours is more heeler than mine. He looks like he’s as much trouble as mine. https://i.imgur.com/OQ9K6qB.jpg",
"LOL! Mine hated frosty grass. I lived on a farm and trained her to go to the hay field while I watched from the porch (or inside the door during the winter). She refused to go off the back sidewalk if it was frosty. She would squat with her bottom out over the grass.",
"What about rotational zoomies? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpossibleUnacceptableCentipede-max-1mb.gif",
"There's a word for it but it's a different time now. ",
"As a fellow heeler/rat terrier mix owner... \n\nHe learned how to get out of his double-latching crate (when we were attempting crate training).\n\nHe learned how to open the door to a room I was keeping him in while I was at work\n\nHe learned how to open the cabinet that has his tupperware food bins in it, pull the bins out of the cabinet, and pop the lid off of the bins. \n\nHe learned that the only way he can sleep in my bed is if he waits until I'm already asleep. Every damn morning I wake up and there he is curled up against me. \n\nLove that dude. ",
"Huh, that's interesting. Maybe the reason is that my experiences are with Kelpies. I thought they were similar, but maybe not. \n\nOnce I was in the car, with a couple of working Kelpies in the back (not my dogs). I was actually working for the bloke who owned the dogs, on his farm. The boss was driving, and another worker was in the back seat with the dogs. \n\nWe were just driving along, and all of a sudden, there was a huge commotion of growling and barking from the back seat. The Kelpies had suddenly turned on each other. They were holding nothing back, snapping and trying to get at each other's throats.\n\nMeanwhile, the boss heard the fight and brought the ute to a fast stop. He got out of the car, while the worker in the back seat tried to placate the dogs. She ended up getting bitten on the hand, drawing quite a lot of blood. The boss yanked open the back door at this point, and yelled blue murder at the dogs. He was furious. The dogs realised their mistake and instantly quit fighting.\n\nIn the end, the boss was very apologetic about the whole affair. The whole experience really drive home to me the difference between a pet and a working dog.",
"Tossing in my girl Lacey, who's a Texas heeler. A blue heeler mixed with an Aussie shepherd 😄\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/g9hc3UR.jpg",
"That's where I'm at, so yes I can agree it's ridiculous. There's a WaWa in every direction now. ",
"kidnap him n run!",
"Best day at work ever! \n",
"What a good boy ",
"\"entertain me!\"",
"I know that look.\n\n\"Yeah. I did this. Whatcha gonna do about it?\"",
"My sister adopted a heeler off the side of the road in Texas while she was in college. She ended up leaving the dog at home with my parents and me after she moved somewhere they didnt allow pets. We had no idea what a heeler could do. I was outside playing soccer with the kids across the street, and before I know it, the freaking dog was \"climbing\" the fence. I was so scared of my sisters dog getting lost that I ran after him without looking to see if a car was coming. That is how I got hit by at car at 10 years old. Zero breaks, gnarly bruises, stayed home from school the next day, got a call from the principle, and lots of attention for a few weeks. Would not recommend having a heeler unless you have alot of yard and your own energy to spend on it.\n\nThey are however, THE CUTEST FREAKING PUPPIES EVER.",
"She still has energy, but not nearly as much. She’s an outside dog (my dad refuses to allow her to be inside unless it’s storming), and she still runs around and plays with the cat and chases squirrels and birds. But she gets tired faster, and naps a lot more. It’s more and more obvious every time I go to visit them. ",
"I like these KPIs. How ahead and ship that and we’ll circle back for some synergy at the end of the next sprint",
"...actually, someone brought a soft, wet, cool weather herding breed into the hard, dry, HOT weather of Australia and the dogs damn near died of heat stroke every time they tried to work stock. So someone got the brilliant idea to cross the heat/dry resistant natives with the wuss-ass non-natives, and keep the ones that ended up with both herding talent AND heat tolerance.\n\nAnd a kickass, wicked smart, hard working problem solver was born....I think nature is still trying to catch up on human side of things.",
"r/dogswithjobs?\n\nMore like r/jobswithdogs\n\nAmirite?",
"Haha the lean is real with heelers and Australian shepherds.",
"Herding is just modified hunting behaviour. Ask anyone who herds livestock with dogs.",
"is that an australian cattle dog? i have one, they’re so so pretty <33",
"I hope he got some pets. ",
"Right, so ESA's don't have the right to go just anywhere. So the point here was you generalizing people with mental illnesses and not being open yourself because not everyone abuses the system. Everyones issues are important whether it be allergies or PTSD. I never stated that they aren't. I'm simply stating not to put everyone w/ esa's in the same category because there ARE people who go through the motions correctly and respect other peoples space and those people, including myself, see your post and don't appreciate it.",
"Oh, gods, yes.\n\nBest partner EVER!\n\nNOT a pet. Not EVER.",
"The dog is begging for a pat ",
"Ironically, the humorless response to the joke is the punchline. You’d have to be a non-dog person to get it.",
"In my case it seems to be Hi. My person left, so I’m going to eat your shoes. Thanks bye. ",
"You’re right. https://imgur.com/a/jVlwo",
"u/wf2968 this is the dog i want ",
"This is what Nathaniel’s dog looks like",
"I assume anyone who uses the word “mate” is Australian. The dog also looks like what I imagine an Australian dog looks like. ",
"so......looks like we’re gonna have to pay him a visit.......",
"Oh yes. \n\nThat's just like when we're in need of something (or desperate, or hopeless); at that point, it's quite easy to feel the urge for a \"divinity\", or for something more powerful than our lonely human condition. How many suddenly turn theistic on their deathbed, for example. \n\nBut when we're happy, when all our needs and desires are fulfilled, we're much less in need for any god. That same idea becomes stupid, superfluous. \n\nAll in all, might it just be a matter of needs fulfilling? (see Maslow for reference). I say that if we include monotony and curiosity in the equation, we might have explained a great part of human behavior, specially when it comes to relations. ",
"Born to problem solve!\n\nThere is a reason it takes a dozen cowboys to do the job of one dog!",
"Not sure why you’re getting downvotes, as much as I love dogs I think it’s fucking ridiculous that people feel entitled to bring their dog with them everywhere they go in public. And I will await my downvotes",
"I feel like they'd make actual good bosses. Friendly but smart and hardworking",
"hey it's me, yr person",
"Yup. My blue heeler that I adopted from the shelter was there because the previous owner tried to put him down due to aggression. She lied and doubled his age to try and make it happen. Thankfully the control officer didn’t because she was familiar with the breed. She recognized a shit person, and a perfect work dog. ",
"Thanks",
"I predict an increase in activity due to the household's recent fourth quarter acquisition of an Indian Food Cookbook.",
"Ugly dog",
"Separation Anxiety. Their parents never weened them fully. They require emotional support constantly and can't handle being separated from it. \n\nThey call themselves \"fur parents\" to their \"fur babies\". ",
"/r/australiancattledog",
"What does time have to do with any of this?",
"I've never been around Kelpies and honestly I don't doubt some border collies are bastards. Especially if they don't get to work out their energy. It may help that the two that live on the farm were raised by a third one that passed a few years ago and the new one my buddy sends there during the day was trained by his father in-law (the farmer) and the two established dogs. They are always around each other. ",
"ICANBD YOUR PERSON, BABY!",
"This! So much this! I have to send my dog to camp and take him to the dog park and for long walks and runs and he still somehow had energy. ",
"We have two dogs at the office (mine included). Productivity hasn‘t gone down. It was never up to begin with!",
"Depends on the rate of cattle per hour.",
"I love this dog ",
"You're describing my roommates half rot half shep right? Like, the ~~snout~~ snoot under the arm, the sit at your feet and put her head in your lap... she's very pushy. ",
"it's cool when you appreciate it however this is not the case with me. i personally find it quite rude and ignorant when someone brings in their dog to the office (it is not declared as an animal-friendly office). remember once my boss brought in his huge white dog and they sat right beside me. uncomfy, is the least i can say, how i felt about it.\n\n",
"Heelers are the best <3",
"Apparently my heeler is broken. I have three other pups (boxers) and he is a lazy bum compared to them. I have a fairly large fenced yard and normally you can catch him laying in the shade. When we go for runs I’m dragging him. ",
"Heelers are called 'furry shadows' for a reason.\n\nMine gets to come to the office everyday. ",
"I can haz conference-call?? ",
"That hit me so hard, directly in the feels. \nSo hard in the feels. :(",
"Actually, merle is not a gene in the Cattle Dog (heeler) pool. They are roaned - merle is a totally different gene.\n\nAnd in Cattle Dogs, the red is dominant, blue is recessive - if the dog carries even one copy of the red gene, it is a red dog. If you cross two blues, you will ONLY get blue, because blue only expresses if there is no red. If you cross two reds, you can get either red OR blue, depending on the genetics. ",
"Hmm I am pretty sure we are on /r/pics not /r/aww so I didn't really go out of my way. I don't spend my time trolling /r/aww about animal allergies, that is their world. Also it took two seconds to get an appropriate Google result to this issue. The service dogs is a very good point too! They are protected as well! Employers are expected to make reasonable accommodations for both parties if there is an instance of a service dog and someone with allergies to it. Those cases don't come up too often but they have no simple answer unfortunately.",
"Cattle dogs don’t want to retrieve, they want to herd!",
"HELLO PRETTY DOG",
"Oh my God it’s not just my dog that does that?",
"Your office looks a lot like my old office so I just spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out if you worked where I used to. You don’t. That’s all!",
"Are you talking about literal parasites ? Because I don't think dogs give any but cats do.",
"Majestic! He/she looks chill. ",
"Haha ours falls off everything she sleeps on. Very slowly.",
"This is kind of surprising because heelers tend to be “one person” dogs. Mine is mixed so he is a lot more open to making friends but he will always choose Dad over other humans due to his heeler nature",
"so when do you start working weekends? choice seems simple to me! \n\nI wish I could bring my dog to work but since we moved to a new building I cant :/ but I use to bring my corgi to my old office and everyone loved him\n\n",
"The company does match but you're gonna wanna keep your paws off of anything you have in there. 401ks get heavily taxed if you dip into them early, plus you'll thank yourself for those extra loving looks when you reach the crippling loneliness of retirement. ",
"Aww. Pupper looks just like my old blue heeler. Makes me miss her even more :( ",
"I think they were talking about the darker fur spots above the claws",
"Well, as an aside, people shouldn't bring their rotten shi tsu to walmart and claim it's a service animal and many of these issues would be moot. ",
"BETTER DEAD THAN RED",
"awww,\nfor some reason mine doesn't like tennis balls. we have these kid's plastic balls the size of a grapefruit that she loves, but I have to pop them first so she can bite them easier. \nbut then she doesn't like plastic frisbees, only cloth ones. So they get gross pretty damn fast.\nAnd yeah, full speed into a tree while staring at a flying frisbee, rolls over, shakes her head and runs back for more. This actually comes from working dogs, they are bread not to show weakness. once a working dog becomes weak or injured they get put down. so the ones who show no or feel no pain last the longest. sad. \n",
"Mines about 16 weeks she has grey hairs so I think so 😁",
"The world has evolved my friend. ",
"two things set mine off, the helmet is stage one, and then the sound my shoes make when the metal cleats clip into the pedals puts her into full insanity. due to a knee surgery i've been riding a stationary trainer bike inside, and she FREAKS out once I clip in. After 5 minutes she settles down but they she won't stop staring at me till I get off the bike.",
"Grew up with one and when she died, we got another. He's 7 now :)",
">my roommate got a healer then 2 weeks later had to leave for a business trip. I took him for a couple walks, fed him a couple times, and he decided he wanted to lean on me all the time and go everywhere with me.\n\nThat's awesome if you're a warrior type, a healer is a great addition to your quest, you can really rack up experience points by fighting on one turn and getting healed on the next. Plus he can do holy damage against the undead. ",
"Someone should do these with their good boi and post over on dataisbeautiful",
"You are lucky he has not started to nip you to get you to play, to move, to go down the right street etc. ",
"er, 15-20 miles at a clip, usually 3 times a week. She's done 25 in the rockier areas of north jersey where I'm slower moving.",
"The blue heelers are usually working dogs on large farms and cattle stations. You don’t see many in the cities.",
"My dog flops against your side, presents her belly for rubs, and *drags your hand to it with her front feet* . . . ",
"Be the person your dog wants to see in the world.",
"\"Stop calling me Beardface! It's pronounced: Beard-Fa-SAY!\"",
"I thought dogs at work was a TV thing, unless you work at an autobody shop. For some reason they always have a dog, usually with a scarf",
"Where are these places that allow animals at work? I've had many jobs in my lifetime (stores, factories, office) and not one would allow you to bring a pet onsite. Hell, most frown on even bringing a kid around.",
"Hello hooman!!",
"Man, hahahahahahaha. I'm sorry. I think I've had 2 broken Heelers. Both the first and now the current have to be forced to get off the porch and at least walk around or something. ",
"Lol he’s like well this is my new owner. ",
"Or headbutts your arm so you have to keep petting.",
"What is this fridge you speak of? Perhaps you mean the magic cold box?\n\nIn our house there’s the magic cold box (fridge) and the magic hot box (oven). Both dogs are always amazed by these magical boxes full of food. \n\nThen there’s the magic adventure box (car) which is just baffling. You get in and everything goes *really fast* and then boom, you’re somewhere new! Might be the vets, might be the park, might be a holiday! Who knows!! ",
"Are we sharing pictures of our blue heelers/blue heeler mixes?! If so, I'll throw my handsome boy into the mix. https://imgur.com/a/lpUqv",
"Still awesome - been trying to using cycling to be more active as I hate/am not built for running. Thats inspirational for sure. ",
"Seen Red dog? Awesome Aussie film, hilariously funny yet also wept like a bairn at it",
"Can confirm, I have two heeler mixes and live in an apartment. I do not recommend unless you have a dog park close by. ",
"Oh he's the laziest dog I've ever known. He just wants you to sit down so he can lay next to you and get pets",
"You should read Whitefang. \n",
"My wife won't let me have a dog. One of my requirements for my next job is an office dog.",
"When my ex-brother in law dog got shot, I had to go hold his paw so he would let people and the vet near. I had to actually leave the office and go because he would not let anyone touch him. ",
"This is obviously not for everyone due to the cost, but I have two heelers and they go to doggie daycare on a farm 3x a week from 6:30am to 6:30pm. Monday/Wednesday/Friday. Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday are usually pretty chill recuperation days. We usually go on a hike on saturday or sunday to dampen some of that energy for Sunday. \n\nAlso, flirt pole. Fifteen minutes of some flirt pole action and my boys are passed out for two hours minimum. My yard is about 70ft wide and they do that 90+ times over the course of fifteen minutes at full sprint. That's over a mile of heavy sprint in a very short time.\n\nWalks, yeah, they are basically nothing. Unless you have a couple hours to spend and do 5+ miles minimum. We tire them out hiking a few miles but there's a lot of elevation change.\n\n[My two boys](https://i.imgur.com/W7XqCRk.jpg)",
"Blue heelers never cease to melt my heart.",
"Or boredom. These dogs need crazy levels of stimulation. ",
"Cheese please",
"As an anecdote, we are on our 2nd Heeler and neither one of them wants(ed) to do anything besides lay on the porch. My dad will get frustrated and be like, \"GO IN THE YARD AND WALK AROUND OR SOMETHING!\" This was the late one and the current one.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"You usually have to work for a relatively small company. Although I know some offices at Amazon allow people to bring their pups in.",
"just do it. or get a healer, they make you do it ;)\nI\"m down 75lbs from my heaviest. ",
"Lol, that sounds about right. Incredibly sweet and smart... but also just little balls of energy.",
"Jack London is the author. I probably should. Currently re-reading Ready Player one.\n\nJack White is the guy from White Stripes.",
"And ... you've basically described the domestication process. The dog has transferred its sense of belonging to a group and of submission to the top dog ... to you.",
"Well... Hi. I mean, woof",
"😂😂😂 this is the best picture I’ve ever seen. ",
"awww, doggy likes you!!!",
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"Sounds like you have a wild one... Our girl is not to that level, but when it rains and we cant take her out we are in trouble... Any suggestions on 'jobs' that you give her that wear her down?",
"I do agree it’s a sad comment but I loved my dog and miss her to this very day. \n\nSo! Here’s a pic in her wee pup days to brighten this thing a bit \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/EVnYo\n\nFun story: when my dad brought her in, she spent about 2 full days hiding underneath an old beat up Camaro until I brought her in and she felt fully confident. \n\nLater I just realized she was just very energetic and curious.... https://imgur.com/a/qvm17",
"Make sure you are giving old dogs Glucosamine and what not. ",
"Do you have a picture of this beauty?! 😄",
"What kind of jobs allow dogs? I'm curious, so I can make the right decision on where to work haha",
"So because of this \"evolution\" you're speaking of, people are no longer allowed to have phobias?",
"I’m so sorry! Funny thing, I had my Chelsea and my dad brought in a Havanese pup that her owners were thinking of getting rid of. (Assholes...) Anyways, her name is also Gigi. She likes to sleep with me during the summer time. \n\nMust be the AC! ",
"My red girl? I actually just posted a pic of her in another sub, haha. She's only 6 months old at the moment.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AustralianCattleDog/comments/7uk9j3/cassini_has_a_wrinkly_smile/",
"I have a blue! He leans on me/wants to be touching me/follows me all the time. My favorite is when we're sitting together and he puts his head under my chin :). He's such a baby and knows I eat that shit up. This breed is too smart for their own good. \n\n\nedit: [Pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/SRaiS) of him :)",
"Our Butler Sir Wally. https://imgur.com/a/wm8nS He is great at announcing guests, terrible at greeting them(excited jumping).",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"he gets up on the bathroom counter as well, which can only be done via barkour from the toilet, around a partition that partially blocks access to the counter, and requires him to jump pretty high.\n\nhe then proceeds to knock everything into the sink, turn it on, and take naps...",
"Must have been around 5-6 years old. It was once in a while, then more frequent. One night it was just too much and had to make the hardest decision for me by ultimately the best for her. \n\nI’ll admit that prior to this I had no idea they would suffer from them. ",
"I wish shit like this happened to me at work ",
"First pic looks like a mob boss waiting for pats",
"I think you feel that way because you are perceiving this like you are under attack, but I'm not generalizing everyone with mental illnesses. I'm simply saying it's something with multiple treatment options so it should take a lower priority to people with breathing issues like asthma. There are no alternative methods to breathing. ",
"Every dog I have ever met including the two I live with now.",
"Notice, he both zoomies around the axis AND through space in a parabola, thus one can discuss his relative zoomie velocity. ",
"My heeler always lays his head on people's feet when they're sitting on the couch, or, if they've taken their shoes off, he'll just lay on the shoes.",
"Your carpet looks Epic. ",
"edited my original post! ",
"blue heeler business trips are very serious.\n\nhe also volunteers at an elementary school herding unruly children. ",
">E: a letter\n\n5: a number",
"What is you say exactly you “do” here,",
"I'm pretty sure I have the laziest heeler in existence. He's only 3 and prefers to nap all day long than take a walk. Here's a [pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/SRaiS) of him. \n\n\nTo be fair, he was bred through a temperamental breeder to be a service dog for my boyfriend. My boyfriend doesn't use him as one anymore, but he makes the best, most well behaved pet ever. Love him to death.",
"Purple vape naysh",
"Sometime when i poop it smells like canned chicken.",
"Ha ha, what reason do they have to do that? Little Chaos Barkers.",
"I adopted an 8 year old red heeler two years ago and it's been the perfect fit for me - he has enough energy to hike colorado 14ers on the weekends, but is old enough to just chill when I don't have as much free time during the week. So if you're open to an older dog I highly recommend it!",
"Dogmeat!",
"Software developer here. We have at least one dog in the office almost every day. I think our record is 5 dogs in an office with 45 people.",
"Those eyes look piercing",
"What's that slimy red thing? Little red rocket is touching me",
"You work with Aaron Rodgers?",
"what a flippin cutie doe.",
"Petting dogs is better anyways.",
"I had a lazy blue heeler, she only wanted to walk once or twice a day, and head straight home. She was the best dog.",
"Denver?",
"Find the dog pooping on the baby for extra treats",
"NYC!",
"But Pat's and taps a through the roof! BUY BUY BUY!!!",
"Oh boy that makes me anxious, I'll have to keep track if they get more frequent. Such a terrible thing for them to have to put up with.",
"Office goals",
"I love your new dog",
"Regular tennis ball couldn't withstand her destructive power. Instead, I would buy the optional hard rubber balls for the Chuck-It.\n\nEdit: I also got her one of those Kong frisbees that's supposed to be indestructible. She ripped the middle out of it. [She would then carry it around like this.](https://imgur.com/tWtsdAx)",
"In the name of love!",
"Man... that is a beautiful heeler. My favorite breed. just wonderful . ",
"Random person: I want a border collie/ACD/Australian Shepherd.\n\nMe: no, you really don't. Unless you are actually a fucking Shepherd.",
"he's wonderful. he just wants everyone to chill with him in the living room. he's also incredibly soft. ",
"Yeah? Mine gives me food when I smell poop in the kids diaper. I mean...talk about loving your job.\n-some other dog probably",
">just a dog\n\nListen here you little shit",
" this is the opposite of a problem!",
"He’s got a fluffy neck as well, half mask.",
"Actually its more like \"Omg! Hi! You are soooOoOOOOOOOOOooooo cute!!!\" but yeah. ",
"I work 4 x 10 hours and have 3 day weekends (and 4 days for Monday holidays 8x a year). It's really hard to imagine giving that up. ",
"You’re lucky. Blue heelers are picky with whom they like, and if they do like you they’re wonderfully clingy and protective.",
"We have one and she is definitely my husband’s dog, not mine. She is too intense for me. We had a Border Collie/Corgi mix and the heeler was actually more intense than her! I prefer the ‘mental intensity’ of Border Collies over the ‘physical intensity’ of heelers. ",
"They were developed for herding Australian sheep which people were importing to raise in the US, hence the name.",
"Chiming in with our beagle x heeler mix! https://i.imgur.com/UxptcFW.jpg\n\nGot that beagle howl and heeler stalking perfected.",
"Low energy heelers? Will they run and play sometimes at least? If so, you may have struck the perfect balamce...",
"*saved. TIL",
"Hey Grif, 'Chupathingy', how about that?",
"Is this at PetSmart? Because that carpet looks like the PetSmart offices. :-)",
"That's actually called \"mottle\" and is a valid color expression in Cattle Dogs. Highly admired, hard to breed for!",
"I love my heeler, best dog Ive ever had and I honestly put out the least amount of effort into training this one. Sometimes I wonder how awesome he would've been had I trained him proper.",
"For real? \n\nI know they were created by Basque shepherds that emigrated from Spain though Mexico to Wyoming. ",
"I have a red heeler, too! Her nickname is Dingo Bitch. 😂 ",
"We adopted a red heeler/pyrenese mix. She has the markings of a heeler, but the coat is very bushy. She is also very skittish and very protective of food and her owner. Very loyal dog, but not the friendliest. The best thing about her is that she can never get dirty. All water and mud just rolls off her oily fur. My wife insists on bathing her from time to time, but I don't see the point.",
"One of mine has 12+ minute long seizures. I totally get the scary! We've got it under control now, though, with phenobarbital - no seizures for a year and more! ",
"Happy cake day!",
"Mine is super fucking lazy too. But way too smart. ",
"Every kiss begins with kay",
"It is. The solution isn't a dog.",
"wow it sat next to you that's so terrible. have fun being the softest human alive",
"/r/austrailiancattledog",
"Dog: \"Yeah, uuuh, we're gonna have to go ahead and have you work this Saturday\"",
"[Pyrenean shepherds](https://www.google.com/search?q=pyrenean+shepherd&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiX0tfnzIXZAhUDymMKHWc1DDIQ_AUICigB&biw=1536&bih=752) are said to have been part of the mix, along with Border Collie, Rough Coat Collie, Dalmatian, and possibly Australian Cattle Dog as well. I've also read that sometimes dogs were imported with the sheep and that they were Border/Rough coat mix. Some claim they had Dingo mixed in as well but more likely it was ACD.",
"It took 15 years for him to get this relaxed, the cattle dog isn't really bred to be an office dog. Thanks! That's Lorenzo!",
"Is that all you do is feed them? My dog gets depressed when i go away for a couple days, my family only feeds him but i take him for walks twice a day and he loves me way more then anyone else.",
"And she's touching his chest now",
"We got a blue heeler mix and were told similar things. \n\nOurs has canine autism, though (vets words), and cant tell the difference between a sack of rocks and her own ass. Still love the girl",
"I didn't know I needed tgis podcast until now. Thank you for sharing.",
"I am not sure how I feel about this, but I feel like mine would definitely not do this. \n\nMy dog hates everyone who isn’t her “pack.” I am the first and only (to my knowledge) human added to her pack in her 8 years of doggie life. \n\nMy SO would try to have friends over and she would just growl and bark without ceasing. We don’t know why she hates everyone so much. She won’t accept toys, treats or food from strangers.\n\nShe’s also [a small dog](http://imgur.com/5HYQLco) so her viscous response is comical, rather than fear-inducing. \n\nEdit: syntax",
"That carpet looks really good. in this lighting. or is it the filter?",
"Dogs go woof right?",
"My dog did this with his *eye vet*. Yes, she gave you treats, but she shoves metal things in your eyes!! I had to drag him, whining, out of the exam room.",
"Throw the ball! Throw the ball!",
"TAKE IT BACK",
"She's adorable! Such a great smile.",
"As a realtor you could keep the same schedule, it boils down to what you accomplish in the time you're working. One of the biggest problems with newer agents is burning out from never taking time off.",
"Good to know!",
"So... the best day ever, is what you’re saying?",
"As you can see here on line 36, there is a stipulation that grants me (two) extra treats when curry is added to the child's meal plan. ",
"Well one thing that makes me wonder: are emotional support dogs, service dogs, etc. Also protected and if so: what happens when they conflict?\n\nEdit: answered my own Questuon partly. Service dogs covered, others not. Will research conflict. ",
"My lab hates wet grass and wet pine needles. She does this silly half squat and lifts her tail up as high as it can go. ",
"I make \"not being productive\" very easy for my self. I binded reddit to an app, so all I have to do is swipe up and it opens (I am using Nova Launcher).",
"Dog: Entertain, human\n\nHuman: ???\n\nDog: Entertain.",
"It was supposed to say \"no doubt\" prolong her life, I edited it. I can see where you were coming from, but my Dad as well as the rest of our family never hurt for money. He had thousands to blow on a new mid-life crisis car or motorcycle, but he is stubbornly \"cheap\" on the wrong things. I would spend any amount of money within reason to keep Sophie healthy and happy for as long as possible. I understand for some people, it isn't feasible.",
"/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_/\\\\\\_\n\nSees dog picture\n\n/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\\\/\\\\",
"Mine does it too, looks a lot like the one in the pic. Collie/Lab. He comes up behind me and flips my elbow up off the arm rest so it ends up around him. Pushy dog but wonderful.",
"I like it! It's gotta ring to it. ",
"Depends on where you. I know a lot of online pot shops in Canada have them in stock along with the grey market dispensaries that are around. If you're in a cannabis legal state then check out a local head shop or dispensary.",
"There's pros and cons to it. I love animals, they are therapeutic for everyone, make the workplace interesting. OTOH, allergies, distracting, and in my most loathed thing: untrained. One person in our building who, without fail, barks at specific people when they pass by. I am one of those and it causes me stress if I'm not tensed up for it. ",
"That's a fat doggo.",
"Does she self pet? If you hold out a hand, will she walk over and rub up against it?",
"Unremarkable photo of dog gets 60k upvotes. \n\nAnother day at /r/pics.",
"Have been part time for about 10 years. Have never met a successful full-time agent who doesn't work weekends. That's when buyers are available to look at houses, and when sellers do open houses. Every transaction I've ever done has involved weekend work and lots of it. If you have some secret to finding clients who don't have day jobs to work around, let me in on it! ",
"he loves eating and laying on the couch.\n\nI think he missed his calling as a redditor. ",
"Lol no joke. He knows how to “kiss” and our receptionist stained his fur with lipstick! I’ve been at work all day so sorry for late responses",
"This is a very personal thing - and on the face of it I tend to agree with you for your situation as stated. \nWith ours, I did sign a DNR. I think if I'd not told the Mrs & Kids \"We're taking her to the vet *now*\" when I got home from work and done so, she'd not be here. That bill really was a hassle for a while but we managed. \n\nIf she was 16 and not well (Say cancer vs a major infection), I don't believe I'd do that - but I'm OK with euthanasia for myself as well. \n \nI've heard of people spending thousands per month to keep a pet alive, but I can't see me doing it.",
"There's two kinds of dogs. The ones that try forcing you to pet them and those that stand just far enough away that you can't. ",
"Exactly that’s why I am only now responding 8 hours later ",
"I did 💙 ",
"i did 💙 ",
"I have more photos of him if you’d like me to message them to your inbox somehow. Also, no one ever expects to receive upvotes; my last pic in r/pics got 0. ",
"Well that was not me, and this is a real dog. \n\nI have more photos of him if you’d like me to message them to your inbox somehow.",
"Okay. I didn’t ask for them upvotes though. My last post on r/pics got 0. It’s hit or miss. ",
"My heeler is one of the best dogs I've ever had. So much energy though. He's also very protective. ",
"I mean, I'm not yelling at *you*, and I fully understand the hit-or-miss nature of this game, but I'm expressing frustration with my inability to comprehend the level of love for what I see as a quite forgettable (no offense) post.",
"But how do you get morale up of you don't have a dog friendly office, and don't allow stealing? ",
"omg i thought this was a wilfred reference",
"Doesn't count when you're unemployed. ",
"No, that's fine, i was just explaining that yes, some of the time it's the story, or title of the picture that's upvoted instead of the picture on its own. ",
"D I S T I N G U I S H E D B O Y E",
"Hey there pup face!",
"She’ll nudge he head under your hand, but she prefers to guide you to her belly, lol.",
"Good. Did you show the owner how much karma you got for their handsome pup?",
"Should be tWPM (tail wags per minute)",
"Blue Heeler!",
"Most pup",
"Ok I’m gonna take a picture of a banana and post it here then because it’s equally as interesting. You fucking assmunch.",
"Gawwwwwwwrgeous!",
"What were all the removed comments about ^^^? ",
"it's possible he is a man in a dog costume.... ",
"I did not, since he left at twelve with the dog and will be back Monday. I have a feeling he will want credit for the karma somehow, and I will never see the end of it. ",
"Like a bear rubbing its back against a tree for scratches, but while facing the other way",
"well, hopefully no one that he knows sees his dog being posted online ;) then you REALLY wont hear the end of it",
"This guy is 3 ! :) \n\ntotally saw the resemblance to the Tasmanian devil (energy wise i mean) ",
"“Good Luck.”",
"His eyebrows had long whiskers :) ",
"Half the office *DID* stop by (including boss). This is why I am only responding now — 10 hours later. We only started getting work done after he and the dog left at noon. ",
"I thought that workplace animals actually led to more productivity. Granted, that's according to some nameless random study that I haven't even tried Googling for right now. But I like that narrative so I'm sticking with it.",
"It’s an avg size co. but the office is split into two floors and I only share the office room with one person upstairs (only 12 of us upstairs total).",
"Okay, then forget about it. ",
"Lol, sorry if you drove all day. ",
"Hi Lorenzo! What a beauty. This one in my pic is 3 :) ",
"My parents have a typical heeler now. High energy and such. Their old dog was what we called a \"couch heeler.\" But, as lazy as he was, you could look out and see my dad on his tractor and there Bo would be, walking along beside him like he knew that was his job. ",
"He told me a few days before, to gauge my reaction I think. ",
"The ones on the lap tops though 🤣",
"wow. Gorgeous ",
"Idk, I missed the whole #1 part because I was at work. \n\nImagine how I felt after 8 hours of work chaos and then seeing this. I’m in shock also lol ",
"At this time, I was eating carrots. Don’t worry I didn’t feed him any.. I was too nervous not knowing if dogs can or can’t eat it. ",
"Sounds like you and your home are seriously gross.",
"He should have taken his dog with him, then. ",
"Dog",
"Sorry, should I have titled it “dog.”",
"Ya.",
"That sounds legit. Wouldn’t be surprised if that became a thing. ",
"Beautiful ",
"It is not ",
"It is a male ",
"I share an office with him ",
"\"excuse me, do you know how to fix a PC load letter error?\"",
"It is not ",
"I would not spend time photoshopping a dog as gorgeous as this just so it can appear to be looking up ",
"It is not. Lovely city though; prob my favorite city. ",
"I’m so sorry. This is such a sad situation to hear about. That sitter was so irresponsible to not monitor that pup. 11 years strong for your Rosie though... I’m sure she makes a lovely farm dog. ",
"Love that!",
"Beautiful coat and dark facial features! ",
"Explain ",
"It is not ",
"Such a serene photo :) ",
"It is not ",
"I work in a place that is far from epic. Unfortunately ",
"I don’t think you should be near dogs ",
"My pleasure even though I had no intentions : ) glad you had good times with your boy.",
"My coworker balanced stuff on his dog’s snout also! ",
"It is not ",
"Hi! U haz tret?",
"I actually only got 10,000 post karma from this (at 60,000 updoots) since I read that post karma is weighed differently than comments. \n\nAnyway, I had no expectations posting this.. leaving work I was so shocked it got this much attention. He was a cute doggo though and it was a nice morning with him around ",
"If you worked in that building, you'd know it :) I saw the carpet and cube color and got excited.. :)",
"Australian Cattle Dog ",
"My coworker did all sorts of tricks starting wth left paw, right paw, sit, down, calm, kiss, stay and then he balanced a toy on his snout. Said he taught him tricks in a day or less as he was growing up at 4months old when he got him. Also, he sheds ",
"Adorable :) both photos. Fun description also ",
"Haha that was my morning ",
"It is not ",
"It is :)",
"How do you know for sure ",
"Who says?",
"I use the Reddit app. And click the plus button, then choose image, photo library and all your camera images pop up. ",
"It is not ",
"Okay, so glad that ended well for you. I was getting nervous reading your description! ",
"Lol ",
"Happy Cake Day! ",
"Aw lots of people commented their workplace because of the carpet haha \n\nmust be a popular office carpet ",
"I do not. ",
"More like \"um, hello karma\"",
"😄❤🐶",
"As a former owner of an Australian Cattle Dog, did he bite anyone’s heels or try to heard them?",
"He did not today.... I do know that those are common characteristics of this breed, however. He seemed calm, but my coworker mentioned that he was going to take him on a long walk for a few miles the night before (yesterday) to sort of prepare him for today. ",
"I love the pair of photos. The story I'm telling my self is that you were playing fetch with the ball, she's having a great time, and then you stop the game to get out your phone to take pictures and she's not having it.",
"I did that once. Had an old dog, that was very ill. Spent a fortune (several thousand) to extend his life, but after a few weeks he died anyway. Spending that money to keep him alive was the cruelest, most selfish thing I ever did. I kept him alive for me..Not for him. He was miserable pretty much every minute I extended his life. I so wish I had put him down when the vet recommended it. ",
"That she does. She's living out her life as a fat and happy farm doggo. My previous heeler lived to be 18. (Got her when I was 8 and she passed when I was 26.)\n\nI can't be too upset with the pet sitter as it also happens she's my sister. I understand it was a accident and enough time has passed that I don't hold it against her any longer. Does she watch my pets any longer? Nope. ",
"My successful recovery from addiction lol I deleted it because it was wayyy off topic. Just saw a comment I felt a need to reply to",
"I had an Australian Cattle Dog for years. Most intelligent, well-behaved animal I've ever owned.",
"I had a dog that looks just like him and we gave him to a trainer a bit over half a year ago, since we couldn't keep him. His name was Sherlock. Your little guy's adorable. xD",
"Hahah that’s literally exactly what happened. She always barks when I stop kicking it like “cmon really??”",
"I love you guys",
"Jokes are generally funny",
"\"How about you and me round up some bitches?\"",
"But...the ottomans. ",
"Ooh, cute cattle dog.",
"Anyone who says this is really just miserable themselves and wants someone else to feel their pain lolol. Too bad for you it's not happening in this case. Couldn't be happier enough of America finally pulled their heads out of their asses to elect the man with better results in 1 year than Obama in 8 lolol",
"Teach it something. Like jumping on tables or some other habit your buddy will love.",
"work can't stop right :D",
"My Corgi/Heeler mix. Been 2 years and still can't get enough of this little guy. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/3yhpl",
"No way is petting an ottoman better than petting a dog.",
"seems that he fall in love with you",
"He looks like he has Starry Night painted on him!",
"As i tend to remember it, the biggest problem was the dog couldn't hold his bowels, but other than that he was perfectly happy and playful, still ate his food and all of that. I still think they just \"gave up\" when caring for Zip (Dad's dog, like the quigley down under dog), became more of a hassle than it used to be. I agree with you, if it was cancer or something, that would be different. But if it was just some other illness, or if the dog needed a bowl control medicine like people do, then i would do it! Sorry, didnt mean to hijack the cute thread",
"Looks like you are his/her new best friend.\n\n",
"What breed of dog is this? ",
"A little late to the party, but yes the mischievous nature is partly because they're bored. They like having a task to do or something to work on.",
"Goof. I never down voted you lol.\n\nBut honestly take some zyrtec or don't leave your house ever, too high of a risk that you'll run into the most popular pet in America and stop breathing.\n\nRather have you stay inside your house and be safe than have you impose your demands on someone that's trying to rebuild their life.",
"Rarely. Haha. The heeler is actually my parents'. I have a Westie and she runs circles around the heeler. She's an indoor dog, so when I drive out to my parents' house in the country, she will spend hours exploring the large yard and running around. Their dog (the heeler) won't leave our side. LOL.",
"Fetchhhhh this boneeeeeeeee",
"This guy is definitely in love with his owner most of all. She's his everything. But if she's not around He warms up to me pretty fast. He's a rescue that I think was kind of neglected by his first owner... So I think he's learned to take the love where he can get it",
"Aw, she looks like she was super active and happy *all* the time.",
"SO EFFING CUTE\n\nI’S DEAD ",
"Carrots are ok for dogs. My heeler can hear when I open the bag of em & comes running. I'll just peel one & hand it off to him. Easy way to keep him occupied while I make dinner.",
"So you’re saying this ornery little jerk is actually something special?\n\nhttps://i.redd.it/nvehx2fpsna01.jpg",
"This dog is so cute, I'm sick of jealous that in America, people could bring their dogs to office which people gonna love this but in my hometown, dog's right is less and people couldn't bring any kinds of pet to office. In some countries, there are a lot of improvement in setting laws about pet's right and animal's right which is important for a country'development.",
"Qualify your buyers. What I mean by that is to ask questions like \"What type of loan would you be using?\" How they answer that may save you both a lot of time. If they haven't even shopped for a loan yet and they're not returning business setup a time to show on Monday. If they're looking to use a 0 down loan on a house that requires repair that would exclude it from that loan type and they're not returning business then setup a time to show it on Monday. Once I started asking the right questions I was able to reclaim my weekends, mostly lol.",
"My first conversation is always about financing and I never show a place until I have a preapproval letter from a respected local bank in hand. Even with very well qualified buyers the market is nuts \n\nThis is Boston. Houses come on the market mid week. There are 2 open houses on the weekend, and they're mobbed. Offers are due on Monday or Tuesday night. Most properties will get at least 6 offers, and I've been dealing with 20-30 on good properties. There is a round of highest and best offers. The property is under agreement Wed or Thurs at 5-25% over asking.\n\nIf you don't attend those weekend open houses, you don't have any chance at showing the property. Simple as that. ",
"Sounds like a feeding frenzy. I've never practiced in Boston but Houston and KC are some of the busier markets I've worked. Open houses are more of a lead generation tool for me personally.",
"Feeding frenzy is right. It's pretty nuts. Buyers are a dime a dozen, I don't need more leads on them. It's when you narrow it down to one well qualified buyer that you must work weekends to show them properties. There are no private showings in this market unless the house is a complete dog. If it hasn't sold after a week, there's something wrong with it. And if you are lucky enough to get a listing, well you're showing that house all weekend. No getting around open houses that I can see, and they're always weekends. I did manage to close one deal with a Monday night open house, but that was pure luck.",
"I'm always amazed at the diversity of different markets.",
"Well, if it's a Cattle Dog, OF COURSE it's special! \n\nBut, yeah, mottles are one of the more desired and harder to get colors. Every one likes flash, and mottled is about as flashy as ACDs get.",
"Also, your dog is adorable.",
"Hahah, thank you, I guess he is flashy, I’ve had him for just about a year, before that he was a stray that was pulled out of a town shelter by a cattle dog rescue.",
"Lmao thanks man. Mixing white fang and jack london.",
"awwww.... How can you be mad at the face..... Like literally.... HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THAT FACE.... IT'S SO CUTE....\\(Random baby noises\\) ",
"That is a cute pup!"
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"Watched a documentary on PBS about this flight lasts night. Interesting stuff. ",
"What flight is this? ",
"It looks like his arm is clipping through the plane",
"[Here’s a Smithsonian article about it](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/inside-first-solar-powered-flight-around-world-180968000/) it’s the Solar Impulse, the worlds first solar powered aircraft that can theoretically fly indefinitely. It gains enough solar power during the day to be able to fly all night so never really needs to land apart from physical limitations of the pilot. Unfortunately it’s slow, small, and really impractical, but it does prove that the technology is viable\n\nhttps://solarimpulse.com/",
"I find it odd planes have \"selfie holes\"",
"Reminds me of the solar drones from Interstellar ",
"I mean, people do. ",
"This proves that no real progress can be done unless an alcohol or energy drink producer sponsors you. (In this case Hennessy-Moet)",
"Wait explain.",
"*Introducing the all new iPhone X-ray. Take better selfies from the inside, out.*",
"TIL real life was developed by Bethesda",
"I'm scared. ",
"Well, you have holes. And if you’re bored and lonely you can....utilize them.",
"Single seater, anything but small though. And what about toilet facilities on a five-day flight? ",
"Finally Hennessy spelt right! ",
"He had a bin under his seat :) ",
"Well, possible more than viable. You listed the reasons that it is not yet viable. "
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"What kind of fruit is that?",
"Unfortunately I don't know that. Maybe someone else knows the name?",
"It is a type of cauliflower.",
"This gave me acid flashbacks",
"Not a fruit. It's romanesco cauliflower. ",
"Am a chef, can confirm."
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Beautiful symmetrical fruit
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"Cat-ception ",
"Cat matryoshka! Is the house cat shaped as well?",
"Edit: Boo! Repost. Not your cat. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ugpzd/my_cat_got_a_new_bed/\n\nAre the eyebrows on that cat bed adjustable? The poor bed looks horrified. A little adjustment of the eyebrows, it could look quite malicious.",
"I wanted that from Petsmart but I think I fainted when I saw it was $50. When I came to someone bought it. \n\n\nOr I left in tears. One of the two. ",
"It looks like a huge magiKarp in cat makeup"
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[
"What the fuck is this dude..",
"The fuck is this?",
"Hmm. I agree, I think. Maybe...",
"r/hmmm",
"I think it’s a girl?",
"He’s new and thinks Reddit = Facebook.",
"Damn reddit community so reacting. Never got feedback so quick from any social platform. Specially when you are just getting started. Nice!",
"Lol we are responsive dude, but you should browse a bit before posting, to understand what is successful and unsuccessful here ",
"Hey feedback is feedback even when it’s not positive. We gotta let opinions flow!!",
"If you really want some opinions make a little sign that says “r/roastme”, take a picture of yourself holding the sign and post it on r/roastme \nYou’ll get plenty of feedback for sure.",
"ROLF!!! That is crazy. So many people doing that hahaha. I didn’t even know about that subreddit.",
"It feels like OP should be looking out of a plane\nwindow with all the jet setter vibes, but alas it’s just a car. Shine on you crazy diamond.",
"Welcome to Reddit. ",
"“Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee!”",
"Correct. Actually I thought this subreddit was more like instagram",
"What means OP?",
"Original Poster. Really gotta read up on that Reddit before posting. ",
"Yup!!",
"Are those Apple earbuds worth it? I am thinking of picking up a pair. Can you use them for phone calls?",
"Yup. They are pretty good but overpriced like any other apple product. Good battery life tho.",
" cool guys put the cigarette BEHIND the ear... but this dude... this dude has a turtle neck"
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In those blue days, just stick to the plan then you’ll not stop of being productive.
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[
"So Thursday night will be Mexican, Indian or Chinese?",
"\"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum...\"",
"Two broken arms...\n\nMom??",
"Edward Toiletpaperhands"
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[
"Probably tripped on that big ass toe he's got.",
"Who does fall after winter",
"Babes put on ya jacket.",
"Bus 'em in the eye",
"I'm shaqqed",
"If I ain't got Shaq I got nothin at all!",
"Why do people celebrate this guy who was obviously only gifted with his genetics because his ancestors were naturally-selected for physical size and strength like horses? Same with Serena Williams. Why be proud of - forgive my harsh words, but I'm being objective - a science experiment of work efficiency?",
"Because he was awesome and entertaining to watch and I'm guessing worked hard to hone his craft. "
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[
"Your great grandfather is nearly as tall as a silo/water tower !!!!",
"Now you know why my dad was hiding.",
"I think he's asking the dog if Timmy fell down into the well again.",
"Haha, my dad's name is Tim actually!"
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I can't find the original, but this pic gets me teary eyed. My dad with my great grandfather.
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"How's he gonna fit in there? That's a tiny ass door...",
"He'd be lucky to have a door",
"If his family had loved him they would have given him an actual bed!",
"Looks more like Stuart Little's family. ",
"They did give him a bed. Once the letters started from Hogwarts anyway. ",
"It’s for dobby",
"Master has given dobby a bed, and books!",
"He did have a door though, they used it to lock him in the cupboard.",
"These projects always seem odd to me being from PA since all I have under my stairs is another staircase to the basement. "
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Harry Potter if his family loved him
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[
"They're hung up on love?",
"I think it's a solidarity tattoo for those who have had to undergo the stress of the process of having to have an abortion.",
"Abortion love...",
"The stress of finding anywhere left in the Republic of America that you can get an abortion, more likely.",
"She happy with her backstreet abortion",
"The *Democratic People's Republic* of America, you mean.",
"She’s wearing her heart on her sleeves."
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Many tattoos have personal significance. Curious what the story is with this one.
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[
"Amazing. I want to upvote, but, you... tell me why you do this? Flood the internet with interesting stuff every day? Do you have a day job? We need an AMA from you, boob. \n\nEdit: Boob PM'd me and said he works his glutes while sitting in front of a computer because he was born with hideously little in the way of ass cheeks. ",
"I wouldn’t approach that for a month ",
"I guess they were tied. ",
">I guess they were tied.\n\nTo kill the other they each tried\n\nEnding up them being tied\n\nEach gave as good as it got\n\nThe final score though naught to knot.\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"They were knot.\n",
"He is probably the most notorious reposter on reddit.",
"I wonder how long it took for them to get like that. I want to see a gif of it",
"Suicide pact. They decided they couldn’t live with the pollution any longer. ",
"Just pop that in the oven on 350 for 2 hours, you get a fine snake roast. ",
"Pick up yo trash! Looks like a room from every gone wild post!",
"so thats what happens when an unstoppable object meets an unmovable object. ",
"Pretty sure he's also #2 & #3...",
"Dat face tho ",
"The judge ruled it a get-the-fuck-out-of-here",
"poor snakes, look at all that trash too",
"Oh I know. That's why I am giving you shit. It's cute you're so sensitive about your bum. \n\nEdit: TIL even handsome internet personalities can be sensitive to things the internet says. Good luck in the new job! ",
"This belongs to r/natureismetal",
"wow, I would've paid everything in my bank account to watch them fight live. it must've been more exiting than the first time japanese people watched Gozilla",
"If that’s original, I doff my cap to you, sir. If it isn’t, great reference.",
"[Relevant \"meme\"](https://www.reddit.com/user/GallowBoob/comments/7ocp0z/someone_on_the_internet_photoshopped_my_ass_away/) NSFW \n\nI am bored at home posting for the time being. But starting a new job soon and will update things accordingly. ",
"Gallowbob, you're a fucking reposting *legend* ",
"Is a huge cobra or young python? ",
"Yeah I was gonna say... looks like the cobra rolled right over him. ",
"> I wouldn’t approach that for ~~a month~~ ever\n\nFTFY",
"Kind of like L.",
"its actually a repost from that sub itself.",
"What I call \"a nice neighborhood\"",
"Where is this? So I can never go there in my life. Please and thank you",
"This is my nightmare. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/duplicates/7uiwxc/python_vs_king_cobra/",
"Yea I would love an AMA from him ",
"When nope overcomes nope...\n\n...excellent.",
"I say we Nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.",
"Thats fucking radical.",
"It’s totally a cobra",
"Intense moment captured in a picture. But I can't get over all that goddamn trash. Sad to see two amazing creatures in a fight for life and death surrounded by garbage. ",
"Look how flat the cobra is in the wrapped portion of its body. I know from experience that snakes that constrict are amazingly strong, but that cobra looks like it got run over. ",
"OP posts so much crap it has ruined the Reddit pics experience for me... when I see that dumb ass name I just keep scrolling. ",
"except this time right?",
"If anybody asks what a \"zero-sum game\" is, show them this photo.",
"Idk about you guys but im more disgusted by all of that trash..",
"They could have tidied up the mess before taking a picture. ",
"Where is this so I can NEVER go there?",
"\"...with them things out there! you can count me out....\" (RIP Bill Paxton)",
"[I take it you ain't seen this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM)",
"[Speaking of nightmares and snakes...enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM)",
"He's probably testing out egg cups by sitting in them.",
"r/naturisfuckingmetal",
"Wishful thinking: DJT and KJU should also be made to view this 'Mutually Assured Destruction' scenario.\n\n^^^phrase ^^^credit ^^^to ^^^the ^^^RWR ^^^era.",
"He’s so reticulated! Isn’t he?",
"It's like a GLOW match.",
"JFC!!!",
"No they’re knot*",
"Username checks out.",
"burn it with chemicals and fire, holy shit. well, i won't be going in grass for a month.",
"Yup! Had to put my two cents in! ;)",
"Send gallowbob and gallowvagen pls",
"Unstoppable *force*.",
"snekception",
"That jump at 1:53 though. Glorious. I was rooting iguana bro the whole time. ",
" India. Going from the levels of rubbish",
"He can't be honest because he's paid to do this. Reddit needs traffic for advertisers, so they have him repost and use bots to inflate the score.",
"all that rubbish is depressing.",
"That cobra got its spline reticulated.",
"something something fraid not",
"I wouldn't approach that with a zoom lens",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/016/916/d92.png",
"I’m just glad they’re both dead.",
"#TeamIguana . . . life . . finds a way",
"Immovable object",
"\"See now, what ya got here is a class A snake problem.\"",
"That’s India for you",
"Snakes should not allowed to be this big",
"What is with all the litter",
"You better knot talk about that again",
"I know, these snakes were truly lazy and wasteful!",
"That link is staying blue",
"Definitely a cobra, since both reticulated pythons and king cobras are found in Southeast Asia while anacondas are native to South America.",
"Think about that: Where were the cameramen standing to get that footage? ",
"Apparently they do not know or care about sanitation . I just read an article about the poultry growers in India using the last line of defense antibiotic unregulated. It seems that the next super bug could start there. The possible end of mankind traded for a profit in chicken farming.",
"Stuff it in a turkey",
"Never before have I been so grateful to live in Scotland, where the worst we have to deal with are wasps. ",
"100% king cobra and reticulated python",
"Well that is fucking terrifying. ",
"Metal.",
"And they were found just outside the gates of hell, were they? ",
"it's just snakes chasing an iguana . . . . ",
"Can we get a banana for scale?",
"PRIVATE CAGE!!!!",
"Is this a DeathNote reference?",
"I dunno...I'd welcome pythons into the highlands if we could get rid of the fucking midges.",
"...aawww man. I didn't know he'd died. Greatest supporting actor career there ever was.",
"That would have been a hell of a fight to watch.",
"[And the Scottish. ](https://youtu.be/i2q0T7QXETs)\n\n",
"Sad that their habitat is tarnished by so much garbage. ",
"He was good supporting actor as the asshole broth Chet in Weird Science.",
"I fucking hate midges, but the wee bastards love my blood. ",
"Rocky 3 freeze frame ending!",
">Sad to see two amazing creatures in a fight for life and death surrounded by garbage.\n\nThat's what I call a Saturday night.",
"I always imagined they stood pretty far back and used a camera with good zoom.",
"Dont want none unless you got buns, hun",
"Nope on a rope",
"> Apparently they do not know or care about sanitation \n\nOption 3, there are a billion people living in a region 1/3 a size of the US, so sanitation is a different problem over there",
"Even pythons aren't enough to combat midgies.",
"Halo announcer voice: *From the grave*",
"When have public toilets been an available resource to the masses? They have different priories that I am not aware of. Friends who have visited were shocked by the locals attitude of dropping trash where ever they were. They told me it was as if they did not care and it was beneath them to worry about it . ",
"A big ball of nope.",
"> I would *knot* approach that for a month",
">a billion people living in a region 1/3 a size of the US\n\nRead that one more time and process just how challenging it is ",
"Is there some way that it might not be?",
"[This is how I am picturing this conversation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1phUqcng1A)",
"I know this ain't a porn sub, but anyone got the sauce?",
"I just see two really nice pairs of boots.",
"AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! \n\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \n\n- the lizard \n(and me)",
"Someone should pickup all that trash. ",
"Definitely not going to *Enhance*.",
"Any problem could be solved. There are costs . Whether they are financial, emotional, or physical would be a deal maker or breaker. You have to start somewhere , with a long term yet obtainable goal. Not knowing the capacity of the sewage treatment plants , I would think a lot of people would be upset to get moved in the name of progress. The government at a national level would have to make minimum guide lines and schedules for local areas to comply. It would hurt but they have to start somewhere and the sooner the better. I hope their plans include realistic projected growth. \n\n",
"I really don't think you understand\n\n>a billion people living in a region 1/3 a size of the US\n\nRead it again and just fucking think of the sheer size of the challenge it is. Of course they are trying",
"India is only the 32nd most densely populated country in the world, though. Both the Netherlands and (not a country per se, but anyway) England are more densely populated, for example. Do they have sanitation problems there?",
"You sound like its too big of a job so why bother. What I said is the truth. It is going to hurt but I hope what ever is being done is legitimate and not a dog and pony show to pilfer tax dollars. ",
"The uninhabited jungle isn't polluted, so it is not relevant to the discussion. It just decreases the habitable areas, which makes it even more of a density problem. \n\nAnd the scale and costs are vastly different than those two countries, especially because the population of India is 20x bigger than England \n\nEngland has also had problems with sanitation for centuries, up until maybe the early 1980s London was incredibly dirty. It is only recently it has started to be as cosmopolitan as it is\n\n",
">What I said is the truth\n\nWhat you said is a very child-like and cursory understanding of the problem at hand and the sheer scale of public works projects that are needed. They are trying but you really need to understand the sheer scale of the problem",
"Poo",
"And a nice pair of boots\n",
"Looks like it was one hell of a party, now they just need to clean up before mom gets home. ",
"> The uninhabited jungle isn't polluted, so it is not relevant to the discussion. It just decreases the habitable areas, which makes it even more of a density problem. \n\nSo a population distribution similar to Japan's? Does Japan have a sanitation problem? \n\n> And the scale and costs are vastly different than those two countries, especially because the population of India is 20x bigger than England \n\nCost is higher, yes. But the resources are higher to the exact same degree. Let's take an example. A city 10 times larger than another city needs 10 times more schools. Bad news for the big city if it weren't for the fact that they have 10 times more tax payers. It perfectly evens out, you see. Scale is irrelevant. \n\n> England has also had problems with sanitation for centuries, up until maybe the early 1980s London was incredibly dirty. It is only recently it has started to be as cosmopolitan as it is \n\nI'm sure they didn't litter their entire country with plastic bottles everywhere. Pollution is one thing, this is about littering trash everywhere.",
"Awful",
"I swear that ain't a king cobra",
"I understand the scope of the problem. It probably goes back to before the British, and a monarchy over a caste system. As long as politicians are on the take everything on a government level will be much more expensive that it should be ,from a pencil to a multi billion dollar ( rupee ) infrastructure improvement. You seem quick to judge and name call , but I will not lower myself to be a troll . I understand the scale , it will take decades to resolve. Huge treatment plants , thousands of miles ( kilometers ) of pipe installed installment to private and public buildings . More money than I can imagine and years of labor installing and maintaining the infrastructure. Best of luck with it without the money disappearing too soon. ",
">So a population distribution similar to Japan's\n\nHigher. It probably has a lower density than Vatican city though, if you want an example on why your argument here is ridiculous\n\n> 10 times larger than another city needs 10 times more schools\n\nMore people=more poverty=more mouths to feed=more problems=less money in the budget for each problem \n\nSorry, scale matters\n\n>I'm sure they didn't litter their entire country with plastic bottles everywhere\n\n[England had slums just like anywhere else](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/07/17/30F6439800000578-0-image-m-5_1454865125147.jpg)",
"In",
"I can’t help but feel really sad looking at this. ",
"Check out the WTF podcast with him- it’s awesome. Also- supporting? Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, and probably would have done much more film if he hadn’t led Big Love for 5 years. ",
"Apparently he based that character on a camp counselor he had as a kid- including direct quotes like the greasy pork sandwich in an ashtray... (its in his Marc Maron interview) ",
"mouth ",
"The garbage at the back is a sad scene. ",
"Seriously, I was like: they died from what? Pollution?",
"Fucking midges, all I want is a nice day without the wind and the wee bastards find it the best time to steal my fucking blood. I wouldn’t mind them taking it if they didn’t leave me so fucking itchy ",
"I think you might be confusing supporting actor with bit part actor. A support actor is any that isn't the lead. The lead in Aliens would be Sigourney Weaver, Tom Hanks for Apollo 13.\n\nTwister is Paxton's only well known leading role.",
"I’ll take that",
"What difference does it make for them",
"But you’d be wrong. This is a -2 sum game. \n\nA zero sum game has a winner that benefits exactly as much as the loser’s detriment. ",
"it would have been pretty interesting watching them fight.",
"The fact that a king cobra is the size of a reticulated python scares the shit out of me.",
"Not doing him down. Loved the guy. He wasn't a particularly amazing actor, great performances definitely weren't beyond him, (Night Crawler for example). but what I really liked about him is whoever was picking his projects was a fucking genius. If he did it himself, he was a genius, there's no two ways about it.\n\nYou'd be really hard pushed to find an actor who had had roles in so many, outstanding, iconic films. I mean Aliens, Predator and Terminator...his agent should get some sort of medal for that. Not even Arnie managed it.",
"The python appears to have tied a carrick bend around the cobra.",
"This was the final scene in the latest Bollywood film......aaaannndd THAT’S A WRAP",
"They tied the knot <3",
"What ‘shithole’ country was that found in?",
"I think a lot of the second planet earth was done with drones. Notice the rapid by smooth changes in elevation, the banking/panning on the turns, etc. this was not a fixed camera",
"This is the definition of tragedy",
"I wouldn't get too comfortable. When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, they had to go somewhere. ",
"How do we know the cobra was the one attacking?",
"So the cobra poisoned the Python? ",
"This is a sub-zero sum game.",
"[Me watching from a distance](https://i.imgur.com/DbWv2vB.gifv)",
"Is there a chance someone just tied two dead snakes together?",
"I want this with sandstorm playing in the background ",
"Damn nature, you scary!!!",
"im mostly just mad about the amount of trash lying around",
"That's not really relevant to what I said though...",
"Some of it, sure. Certainly not all of it. Ignoring that some of the camera angles are clearly at ground level, a drone would cause enough noise to scare the animals (lizards in this instance) would have been startled long before the intended shot could be achieved.\n\nAs a side note, a lot of the shots were taken from stand-alone cameras that were left for long periods of time and collected later.",
"Where in the world would both these snakes exist?",
"It looks like the Cobra attacked the python and the python went into a defensive choke move. ",
"Someone should stuff that thing in a CAT scan to see how they're tied up. Ya know, for science. ",
"I read that as midgets...\n\nLooks like I need more coffee.",
"I would never be grateful to live in Scotland",
"r/natureisfuckingmetal",
"Fuck sake, did this happen at a landfill??",
"I wouldn't approach that with a 39 and a half foot pole",
"I can tell this was in India and it's not because of the snakes.",
"Ah, I goofed ",
"King Cobra?????\n\nEdit: fuck",
"I think the most scary thing is all the trash behind them",
"So what you're saying is I should drop my trash anywhere....fuck it challenge accepted!",
"In the name of India I threw my beer can out the window! God bless the lama queen or cow or scorpion or whatever trashlord we now worship!",
"....I went back outside to pick it up so my lawn wouldn't look like shit...sorry I can't get behind this cause anymore...hail the queen scorpion. May her reign be eternal.",
"r/NatureIsFuckingLit",
"India is a beautiful country with rich history and wonderful people. It also has huge masses of third country shit holes with billions living in it who are either too uneducated or poor to care about these things. ",
"stalemate snakemate stakemate snalemate \n\n\nyeah i guess you can call it that",
"Remind me where this is so I make sure to stay at least 1000 miles away for my entire life. Thank you ",
"We know we all saw the original post when it made the top page",
"Mutually assured destruction is devastating",
"THE KING IS DEAD!",
"Good.",
"Eat da pu pu",
"This should have an nsfw filter",
"You have termites in your smile.",
"I figured that flat part was part of its Hood. Hard to tell since there isn't much snake showing.",
"Reminds me of the American political system.",
"Hey!! It's like a reptile Turducken!!",
"Fucking gallowboob. Couldn’t even wait one day.",
"That cobra was big enough to stare a standing man in the face. ",
"Enough to make us all go pick up a few pieces of trash, yeah? YEAH?\n\n\n(...or try to make less waste)",
"Good point. Hadn't thought about it's hood. ",
"Kinda sad really. Magnificent creatures.\n",
"I wouldn’t approach that with your balls",
"How LONG is that cobra??? I never imagined they got so big?!",
"What's the difference between this sub and /r/natureismetal? ",
"Well the record is 19.2 ft ",
"Guess I'm not going to sleep after all. ",
"Well they do mainly hunt snakes which is just badass and reticulated pythons don't.",
"The size of that thing's head x.x",
"It’s a snake eat python world.",
"Which one's which and where's the rest of the not dark one? Is he all jumbled inside the body of the dark one? Is he only a couple feet long? Is the rest of his body underground?",
"The King cobra has bitten the python just behind the head and it's the king cobra's body that stretches back in the picture. The pythons body is all wrapped around the first few feet of the king cobra, strangling it.",
"r/natureismetal ",
"Thought both snakes were freakishly large for a moment, until I paid attention to the trash. A bright side to litter.",
"Holy fucking shit..",
"We do have Adders though.",
"Cool I didn’t need to sleep this month anyway",
"I can’t but see all the litter",
"Needs more group dancing",
"A bit of both... king cobras can be 10-15 feet (record is like 19) and reticulated pythons can be up to 20 feet. Unlike other constrictors, they don’t get much longer. \n\nAssuming both are middle aged the sizes kind of line up. (The python being curled into a ball makes it look deceptively small.)",
"Thanks friend. Now I am crush m friends with a snake fact",
"Thanks u. What intrigues me is the 2x head size",
"Excuse me serpent up rage isn’t allowed here.",
"Dont want none unless you got buns, hun\n\n",
"Reallly? . . I had no idea, gotta look that up\n",
"Relevant https://youtu.be/j5oOXJgtDCQ",
"I wish all of them were on their on island killing each other. =/"
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[
"Greece maybe? So beautiful that’s what it is! ",
"Sicily?",
"Nice. I think this city is nice.",
"Cleveland",
"Dubrovnik?",
"Monaco?\n",
"The first thought that came to min is Biarritz (sic?) on the French/Spanish border.",
"Some place in Morocco.",
"Tucson, AZ"
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[
"Fucking trains rolling coal",
"Max power! Steam engines are truly something to behold when they are all fired up. No longer a machine, they are a living, breathing thing.",
"RIP earth. ",
"I didn't know VW made trains",
"Something tells me that train is not Euro 4 compliant. ",
"Ouch, I can feel it in my atmosphere.",
"These look like the Shays from Cass Scenic Railroad. I’ve been there a few times with my family and they take you up to the top of the mountain. It’s a beautiful ride up watching these engines do their jobs. It’s supposed to be an even more gorgeous ride up during the fall. ",
"This shows the amazing power of HDR. \n\nIt may be just a little bit too strong here, but at least it's applied correctly (probably manually bracketed, not some auto-setting on a phone). The upper left of the photo is definitely missing a lot of detail, so if I were doing it, I would have toned it back there.",
"As mentioned, those are Shay locomotives, which are interesting because [they use reduction gearing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geared_steam_locomotive), instead of the direct drive we all know and love. \n\nSource: Am train nerd.",
"Beautiful clean coal!",
"This is what Trump is going to replace Air Force 1 with in the US.",
"Jesus those are brutes! Our steam trains in the UK are way prettier!",
"This is a bit more real life.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTDR8ALMDco",
"Dude.. that whistle would sound like a monster told told in stories if you had never heard a train before",
"Looks healthy....",
"So glad coal is getting a comeback.",
"They look like Russian aircraft carriers. ",
"[very well](http://i.imgur.com/pNjPHUs.gif)",
"Semi/kinda wannabe train nerd here? What's the tradeoff for this, lower speed but higher torque? ",
"I don't completely understand it because I'm not mechanically inclined, but as the article points out: \n\n> Many applications required a low speed locomotive with ample starting tractive effort – industrial use, mines and quarries and logging operations, steeply graded lines and the like – especially when the track is cheaply built and not suited to high speeds anyway. Unfortunately, although the trade-off of speed versus torque can be adjusted in favour of torque and tractive effort by reducing the size of the driving wheels, there is a practical limit below which this cannot be done without making the piston stroke too short on a directly driven locomotive.\n\n> The solution is to separate the crank from the wheels, firstly allowing for a reasonable piston stroke and crank radius without requiring larger than desired driving wheels, and secondly allowing for reduction in rotational speed via gearing. Such a locomotive is a geared locomotive. Most were and are still single speed, but some did employ a variable-ratio gearbox and multiple ratios.\n\nSo direct-drive engines weren't always the way to go in slow-speed, hi-torque situations like logging operations and mines. That's when you pull out the Shay.",
"Was just skimming and didn't see then link in your original post, sorry"
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[
"They really need to find better places to build cities.",
"I wonder if they could make it into a raft when sea level rises.",
"It looks like my attempt at drawing yin and yang",
"Venice was founded as a pirate hideout.",
"v nice",
"Needs a wing and a buff arm",
"Ah, Venice!",
"Oh, hun.",
"Can I get a projected picture of what this will look like in 2040?",
"Looks like a lobster rubbing his claws together",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/gR1fl.jpg) is a higher resolution and less cropped version of this image. And [here](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Venice,+Metropolitan+City+of+Venice,+Italy/@45.4163981,12.3228239,2702a,35y,38.78t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x477eb1daf1d63d89:0x7ba3c6f0bd92102f!8m2!3d45.4408474!4d12.3155151) you can zoom in and see more.\n\n[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4331705,12.3248429,3a,75y,139.19h,104.67t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipPAlj3WiDnKKrNWGWNBiGbP6PBZ7ibEz-IGgn6g!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPAlj3WiDnKKrNWGWNBiGbP6PBZ7ibEz-IGgn6g%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya90.28945-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352) is the \"[library](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Barnaba,_Venice)\" from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.\n\n[Here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/Panorama_of_Venice_1870s.jpg) is what it looked like in 1870.",
"Public transport in Venice [uses a fish logo](https://i.imgur.com/WMqcoMh.jpg) as the entire island resembles [the shape of a fish.](https://i.imgur.com/fKWJuoU.png)",
"That's a freaking SimCity map if ive ever seen one",
"Can smell it through the picture!",
"It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out.",
"I've always wanted to go there. I'm worried that's it's too touristy",
"/r/crappydesign",
"I live by the river ",
"no",
"you sound like a pokemon npc.",
"The top middle looks like a toll road that drops into water.",
"Or a very sophisticated snapchat streak snap",
"Or like Zorro ran his sword over the city.",
"Anyone mind explaining to someone who knows nothing about Venice what is in the upper left - looks like after the bridge the highway spreads out to a large toll station to get on a gondola or something, or the toll booth might be a super-sized lamination machine.\n",
"I said consumate V's, consumate! This city wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit it in the face.. ",
"Yes, but do you live in a van?",
"It's just as fun to explore as it looks.",
"Looks like a snake eating its own tail.",
"I was wondering that myself. The road looks to widen substantially, and then it ends right by the river. I was thinking maybe its a runway for airplanes.",
"[2040](https://i.imgur.com/hHXMZ5h.jpg)",
"Train station connecting to the rest of the country",
"Looks like a Tide Pod. ",
"Arrow tipped piece of land (Bottom). There’s an awesome statue there and you can sit on the edge. I sat there for hours just people/vaporetto/boat watching this past summer. ",
"Going during the off season then. Like, now. ",
"Looks like a cinnamon swirl. I’m making myself hungry. ",
"No idea what that even means lol",
"This city was a disappointment. Too many tourists, food sucked, insects, and way overpriced. way better cities to visit in Italy. ",
"Looks like a train station to me.",
"Really? I couldn't find any information corroborating that.Wikipedia says Venice was founded by people fleeing successive Germanic invasions.",
"When was this taken? It looks like it was taken in the 70's, 80's or 90's by the coloring... Unless someone had this colored themselves, then that would explain it. Beautiful city.",
"Oh, is london calling you?",
"Pac-man! ",
"Pacman is eating Venice",
"I've been, it's neat. Yes it is very touristy (and expensive) so a day or two is about the most I would want to spend if I were to go again. I'd recommend spending much more time in Rome where there is much more to see and lots a day trips in the surrounding area to take.",
"You don't know what streaks are? A game in which you win nothing but feel satisfaction by drawing an S on your screen and sending it to people",
"Novigrad",
"Yea so, pirates. ",
"Who the hell thought this was a good place to build a building",
"It's really lovely in March. ",
"Get up super early in the mornings to really walk around the place uninterrupted by tourists :) our train got in at 5am on a Sunday so we started exploring immediately, it was like a ghost town",
"House boat. ",
"yes",
"How come there is a big Z in the city and not a V if this is Venice?\n",
"Unless you get lost. It's like being in a maze.\n\nMy first time there was 2005.. That's pre-GPS on your phone. And it was late at night so there was no one around to ask. ",
"Global warming is not going to be kind to Venetians.... :(",
"I have (digitally) climbed all over the rooftops of this city.\n\nI miss you Ezio",
"Not the Venice in Illinois, I see...",
"Go! It's totally worth it!",
"Go. Now. Before nature consumes it.",
">tole road",
"[venice branding iron](https://i.imgur.com/HVhb9TB.png)",
"Yes. Fix it.",
"Ikr! It’s actually sinking and some areas have localized flooding whenever the tide comes in. I remember seeing it on one of those CNN today’s news thing that has the cool music on the Friday recap.",
"I was there last summer, fucking sucked man. Way too many chinese people everywhere. Its like they're addicted to european culture and it sucks",
"I haven't been to Venice, but I've been to Dubrovnik which is also a small, very touristy city (especially as GoT has become more and more insanely popular, driving more tourism to Croatia.) Go. Even with tourists all over, Dubrovnik was amazing. You just google what the peak times are and go at other times. I'm sure Venice is exactly the same in that regard. ",
"Anyone else see a dolphin? ",
"Assassin's Creed: America's world history class.",
"Ah. Best city to take two wrong turns and you're suddenly in a mask shop when you meant to go to the grocery store.",
"Now where's the island from the Real Adventures of Johnny Quest?",
"My phone didn't have GPS either since I have no international plan.\n\nNothing but a map and a prayer to guide your way.\n\nEach day we ventured farther to see if we could make our way back.",
"So Zorro was here?",
"How would a submarine be able to get through that?",
"It sucked for that reason really? Sounds like your racism ruined the trip for you.",
"Lol that came off as you just hating Chinese people",
"yum",
"its not just chinese people. The place is disneyland of Europe. The food mostly sucks, its dirty and stinks, everything is overpriced, gypsies try to sell you fake merch everywhere you go. \n",
"Or Pacman choking down a meaty cock to pay the bills. ",
"I always imagined Venice as having streams instead of roads so you'd boat everywhere, not just one giant one. My life is a lie :(",
"Go in October. Crowds are less and the weather is cooler. You can also have brilliantly sunny days then he famous lagoon fog the next. It’s wonderful. And get lost, it’s ok, it’s not that big of a place and you’ll have a blast just getting lost in the city for a day and eating sweets, crepes and buying glass figurines.",
"Now I can't unsee it",
"As stunning and amazing as Venice is you really have to ask \"why?\". It must be terribly inconvenient. Things like removing trash and making deliveries must suck. What if you need a new washing machine?",
"Yeah Venice should only be for fat Americans! ",
"Dad! What? Dad! What!? Dad! WHAT!?",
"Venice of all places would benefit from limiting tourism. It would make the tourists happier to spent more time and money there, and most of all make the locals happier. They blocked the large cruise ships entering the place some years ago, but appearantly even those are now back. \n\nBarcelona already started doing this late last year by passing new taxes on tourists and limiting the beds available in the city. Something I totally get as somebody that visits the place every year and have seen the chaos in summer months. And we are talking about city of 4.7 million urban population. It's amazing to see the influx of Chinese tourists all around here and it is not getting any better. ",
"This looks so inconvenient ",
"Use maps.me",
"Travel during low season. I was just there a few weeks ago and there are still a.dexent amount of tourists, but still tolerable. San Marco Square and the train station area were the only crowded places, but it wasn't even that bad. Also, the weather wasn't that bad either. ",
"If things keep going the way they are environmentally, this is going to become painfully obvious in the future.",
"Veni5e",
"Today you learned Venice is an island connected by a single road",
"I'm amazed by the scarcity of bridges.",
"Holy hell they had panoramas in 1870? And so perfectly stitched and lined up too, that's not easy to do without software!",
"You don't understand. It's fucking packed with Chinese. If you go mid summer it's insane. ",
"Where does all the poop go.",
"I'm Asian and I HATE Chinese tour groups. Koreans are generally alright and Japanese are ideal travelers, but (mainland) Chinese are horrific. Loud, rude (e.g. demanding to wait staff, constantly getting in everybody's way, lines are just suggestions to them), no sense of personal space, and are just generally obnoxious.\n\nBeen traveling for the past ~9 months and seen or experienced too many incidences with them. ",
"I spent a lot of time there in the 15th century. ",
"Since I read Italo Calvino's book, \"Invisible Cities\".. I appreciated the structure and design of Venice as a city.. it's truly a wonderful city!",
"I know if I ever do an essay on the history of Venice I'll be sure to add Assassin's Creed 2 on to my works cited page. \n\nEver read A History of Venice?\n\nLook into it.",
"That's exactly what it's like, go and google \"Venice Canal Map\" and you'll see all the smaller canals. It's exactly like you imagine it, though there are also streets you can walk along.",
"Ah, image wasn't detailed enough then. I thought it was just general streets between each building. Cheers.",
"I think that \"Merican Tourist\" stopped being the scapegoat when the Chinese tourist pooped in the Louvre!",
"so what",
"Son, I’m sorry....they got us.",
"Does anyone else recognise the buildings that stand out in the bottom right from 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'?",
"ehh, it's more like the locals are sick of tourists, i mean, look at the place. i vaguely recall public efforts to dissuade tourism because it's a real wrench in their spokes.",
"If you took this from the English Wikipedia then that is a pretty bad selective quote from \"Although *no surviving historical records deal directly with the founding of Venice*, tradition and the available evidence have led several historians to agree that the original population of Venice consisted of refugees from Roman cities near Venice such as Padua, Aquileia, Treviso, Altino and Concordia (modern Portogruaro) and from the undefended countryside, who were fleeing successive waves of Germanic and Hun invasions.\"",
"Yeah, I have always thought Venice looked awful. Once the neatoness of the canals wears off (about an hour, maybe) I'd be itching to get out of there. ",
"This is not correct. Venice was founded by the Roman refugees from the cities that were destroyed during the Hun barbarian invasion - they sacked and razed the cities of Aquileia, Vicetia, Verona, Brixia, Bergamum and Milan. In particular, the largest city at the time, Aquileia, where it was reported that the Huns intentionally leveled every last building and home.\n\nThis was the first Roman city in Italy destroyed during the barbarian invasions. So traumatized was the Italian population (most who had not seen war on the peninsula in hundreds of years) that they sought refuge on the shallow islands in the Adriatic Sea to hide from the remaining gangs of barbarians marauding around and the subsequent barbarian invasions which followed.\n\n[source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquileia#Middle_Ages)",
"I noticed it in Japan. They really are obnoxious ",
"Not an expert, but I think it basically comes down to Italy really being a series of small city-states, rather than one country, for most of its history. When you're a city state and your neighbours keep attacking you, it helps if your city is somewhere that's hard to attack. And the middle of a lagoon is hard to attack!\n\nAlso you need to remember that it looks like someone built a city in the middle of the water today, but back before it was a city it was a series of small islands with very shallow water between them, so it was natural to build on the islands for defence, then start building on long logs driven into the bottom of the lagoon when you ran out of space on the islands, until eventually all the space between the islands was also city, and you'd dredged out the lagoon around the city to help bigger ships dock.",
"Not Chinese people- just Chinese tourists in Europe. They are so fucking slow moving! And they go in huge groups of like 30 people and take up the whole walking paths. In Venice that’s really terrible because the streets are wide enough for 1-2 people at a time. And the selfies so many selfies without any regard for the people around them. Just walk right in front of you while you’re looking at *anything*, look at what you’re looking at then take a selfie right in your way. They’re the worst travellers. ",
"It was more easier than you'd think. Imagine the typical cameras from that time which were boxes with a plate inside and a lens focused on the plate. For panorama they had a really long curved box with the plates lining the back, then they'd move the camera lens along the length of the box so that only a small part of the plate would be exposed at any time.",
"one night in venice is good if you really want to see it in person. Get there early, and walk around all day, do your gondola ride or whatever then GTFO the next morning. Or get there at night, do the whole next day and leave early the following morning. Im sure theres some good stuff if you dig in (like any city) but to me, its just not worth it. ",
"I feel like in 1000 years time it's going to be known as The Lost City of Venice",
"Atlantis 2.0\n\n“There used to be a city called Venice that floated on the water!”\n\n“MOM, GRANDPA IS GOING CRAZY AGAIN!”\n\n“And there used to be a state called Florida!”",
"woosh?",
"Interesting. Imo it looks like a shit hole from the picture.",
"When there are marauding barbarian hordes burning down cities and murdering people on the mainland, a hidden island city sounds pretty sweet.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquileia#Middle_Ages",
"And Germans. So. many. Germans. ",
"ah, Venice!",
"Pro tip: you can download offline Google maps (select the area you want to download) and then go to location settings and change to GPS only (so don't use Wi-Fi or cellular). Your phone will work like a conventional GPS that uses satellites - no data required! ",
"Just move away from the obvious tourist traps, it gets a lot better not far from the core. Restaurants turn from super expensive pizzas or whatever to more rustic, homely dishes that locals eat all the time.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquileia#Middle_Ages",
"I was also there last summer... And it was fucking awesome. ",
"r/unexpectedmattfoley",
"It was definitely crowded, but still an awesome place! If you go, don't go to only Venice, tour the rest of Italy",
"It’s an earned reputation (compilation videos exist on youtube) that Chinese tourists are the worst. Apparently it’s getting better though (albeit slowly) because their government are blacklisting the really bad ones from traveling to improve their international image.",
"You are correct... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquileia#Middle_Ages\n\n...not the Germanic invasions though - it started mostly with the Hun invasion. The Huns were a Steppe tribe who later settled in Hungary. ...though the city did grow in popularity with the other German invasions as well. \n\nAn island that's hard to see from land is great place to stay safe from barbarians who don't know how to build boats.",
"I like chaotic older city designs, as long as I don’t have to drive (sail) through them.",
"TIL Venice is an island and its canal runs right through it (but in a squiggly fashion).",
"FUCK MAN. Went to Hawaii and I counted literally 15 different situations where Chinese visitors literally cut me off walking or just had no directional awareness and walked into me. *15 times.* Also, holding doors open is not a thing apparently. You can be 2 feet behind them and they'll let that door close right on your face. \n\n*definitely* no personal space either. Went to a luau, and it was like palaynsian (sp?) Show, pretty cool. Until 4 minutes later about 3 dozen Chinese tour people all flooded literally right in front of me and pushed us away. Starting taking pictures of dumb random shit and squatting on the ground, rummaging between the flower beds and shit to take another picture of themselves. \n\nWent to Disneyland. Do you know how frustrating it is to be in a line for 40 minutes and I can feel their body heat radiating off of them onto my back? GIVE. ME. SPACE.\n\n\nI'm sorry. I'm not trying to sound hateful. Maybe im just jealous that theyre decked out in gucci and Vuitton. Maybe I'm just angry that their children are 18, don't know how to use a washing machine, but drive a 100k+ amg Benz car. l'm sure a lot of this is just a cultural thing, but fuck dude.",
"The people watching their family murdered by the Huns when Attila invaded the Roman Empire.",
"Rail line ",
"Could you elaborate on the insects part? You mean like mosquitos and other blood-sucking varieties?",
"I was there this past summer, they've got it down pretty good. Every morning you leave your trash outside your door and guys with carts come by to pick them up and throw them on a boat. Same thing with mail deliveries, guys with carts running things around.",
"I live in Florida, I think about this a lot. Granted, I'll probably be long dead before the sea level ever gets that high. But it's interesting to think that my childhood home and all the places I grew up will likely be underwater in the future.",
"So nice!!!",
"I'd be far more interested in Positano. I'm a mountain/sea cliff guy.",
"But do you come from the water? I come from the water. \n\nI come.... from.. the water HEY! ",
"I'll be there in a couple months!",
"Considering it was one of the best defended and wealthiest cities in Europe for almost a thousand years it's not too bad.",
"Go between them are you crazy!?",
"You have your father’s eyes.",
"St. Marks is very touristy. Stay up north (Cannaregio) and it's all locals and little restaurants.",
"Polynesian. About the cultural thing. My theory is that China is a crowded place (what is it now...1.3 billion?). Take that and mix in other factors like communism and the cultural revolution, you get the average citizen who is selfish and lacks manners. (This is just for mainland Chinese btw. Sucks for tourists from Hong Kong/Macau and Taiwan to be accidentally grouped with them).",
"VEry NICE",
"Which made it excellent for that one assassin’s creed game.",
"As a resident of Illinois its hard to feel bad when yall voted for this.",
"Fuck that. Where are the trees? No parks?",
"The kind that says the same thing all the time or the kind that says two or three new things until it eventually starts repeating itself?",
"In Bertrand Russell's History of Western Philosophy he corrects this 'fact' to it originally being a greek colony IIRC. Any idea which is correct, or if both played a part? ",
"I got to sing with a choir in St. Mark’s Basilica in high school and it was a super cool experience. Would love to go back sometime ",
"Permanently underwater, you mean. Miami floods regularly.",
"I believe you but i dont have the time :(",
"Come to Venice, itsa ve nice.",
"New PUBG map?",
"So Venice is built on stilts right. So why couldn't their build the river through the middle straight. Been easier right ",
"I voted for the sea level rising?\n\nI realize you're making some sort of broad generalization about the political affiliation of all Floridians. But it's a little hard to see exactly what you're getting at.",
"Florida voted for Trump who is going to make the problem worse.",
"You know that isn't remotely true, right?",
"That's absolutely true and to add to that, traveling in groups acts like a bubble so that they have one foot in their country while visiting another's. I understand that it's cultural and therefore their norms, but as a fellow traveler, I expect others to abide by local customs and practices. I also underhand that North America and Europe are much more similar so getting acclimated is much easier for us, but that doesn't change the fact that they're often insufferable. ",
"I see two intertwined crab claws",
"That can’t be Venice. Where the heck is Santa Monica?",
"Are you crazy? Don't go between them! ",
"How would they know which ones are the bad ones?",
"[Fun fact: Venice is a fish](http://www.myveniceapartment.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/xFloating_city.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Q3MzRgb7-x.jpg)",
"As a non American: your entire country, Illinois and all those who voted for Hilary are all part of the problem. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Okay, well I didn't vote for Trump. So in the future, try not to generalize as much.\n\nWhile I agree that Trump's policies and overall attitude towards environmental protection is bad and not going to help anything. The reasons for the sea level rising began long before the 2016 election and likely can't be reverted even if Trump magically decided to start caring about climate change today. \n\nI dislike Trump just as much as the next guy, but you can't blame the sea level rising on him. His environmental policies are awful and he definitely isn't going to help the problem. But he certainly didn't cause it.",
"I imagine they get reported either by the locals or other non-Chinese tourists since their fellow countrymen wouldn’t know any better. There’s a myriad of footage online (and a subreddit too!) One of them showed a passenger (on the plane) throwing hot water at one of the steward’s faces. Another separate incident resulted in $200k worth of art being ruined because the person was taking selfies. I’d like to think those people are banned by now (due to the attention they received).",
"Anyone else see Pac-Man sucking a on a cock?",
"I thought they had stopped the sinking at some point? Oh well, off go get lost in a Venice rabbit hole!",
"Please do explain",
"It will forever be crab claws to me now. ",
"That canal is one of the filthiest, most trash-filled places I’ve ever been. ",
"It goes underwater at high tide.",
"Just remember that you need the climb-leap skill to 100% the city",
"No wonder it's so easy to get lost there",
" ",
"ouch",
"The new Chinese middle class. They have the money to travel but not the experience to know how to travel respectfully. I have a feeling that as time goes on Chinese tourists will understand more of what is expected of them while traveling, they just have no context for what is appropriate currently.",
"Anyone else see Pacman?",
"This makes me want to replay Assassin's Creed 2.",
"You guys polarize each other. Democrat supporters hate Republican supporters and your politics is all about attacking the opponent. Your statement of attacking the Floridan guy because his state voted for Trump is evidence of that. Rather than take pity on your fellow countryman you proceed to shit on him. Without even knowing who u/slowjams even voted for! You are like the people that want to punch Nazi sympathizers in the face as opposed to rationally debating and making them realize their hate brings nothing but misery. \n\nYour electoral system is fucked. Both candidates for you presidential elections were terrible choices. Its a byproduct of the retarded *First Past the Post* electoral voting system (if you are interested in that, check out CGP Grey's videos on the topic on youtube).\n\n",
"TIL that you can take a train to Venice.",
"Just don't get lost at night. Venice seems to get quite very early and when it's dark all those alleys and canals are really creepy",
"I agree with much of what you said.\n\nBut I'm curious, where is the Utopia that you live in?",
"Just so you have another viewpoint: My wife and were there for four days and it was awesome. Easily my favorite place in the world so far. We stayed at a small B and B and the owner was very helpful in stearing us away from touristy places and to the go to local spots. Food and wine were great and the people were friendly. We went in March and had no issues with smells or bugs like in the summer.",
"Dude...we were talking about global warming and rising water...and only 1 of 2 parties actively fucks thr environment at every chance they get \n\nRepublicans\n\nTry to stay on topic...we know the electoral college is fucked, but that wasnt what we were talking about. The people who voted for a Democrat (Hillary) are not part of that problem ",
"Looks like a shithole. ",
"Canada, it's far from a Utopia though I consider it better than the USA. Why does it matter?",
"But you can only get lost there for like 10 minutes. You'll always run into a canal and a bridge! Late at night is the BEST time to be lost in Venice! (It's my favourite city on the planet)",
"Isn't it basically a marsh though? Would they really need boats to get to the islands of Venice?",
"And Florence is even more wonderful!",
"I used to go there so often when i was stationed at Aviano AB that I had the route memorized from the train station to St Marco Square. i never really thought much of it at the time, but looking at this makes me wonder how i did it.",
"):",
"It doesn't, I was just curious.",
"It stands for Epoh",
"> Dude...we were talking about global warming and rising water...and only 1 of 2 parties actively fucks thr environment at every chance they get\n\nI think both parties are terrible. You make it sound like republicans and democrats are exactly the same except for environmental concerns. Even if the guy in question did vote for the republicans, maybe he did so for other reasons despite him being environmentally conscious?",
"And February for carnival! We went one year the day after carnival ended; the cobblestone streets were filled with glitter in the crevasses and there was a minute dusting of snow, it was all glittery fairy tale magic.....",
"Oh God, Rome was so dirty. The filthiest city I've ever been to (even moreso than SF... and that's saying something).",
"Was over there during the holidays. Great time to visit with the decorations and smaller crowds. I can’t imagine what it’s like over the summer..",
"I'm sat here waiting for the 1870 picture to load!",
"Requiescat in Pace",
"Ve(ry)nice",
"The River bends very similarly as in New Orleans.",
"Been to Venice. Didn't care for it. Not that there was anything wrong with it, I just didn't find it interesting. Florence is spectacular though.",
"Marsh is a tremendous drain on marching soldiers and significantly slows the speed at which they can advance. If there were any defenses ready, it without be a bloodbath just to reach the damn place. And then what can you do with it? If you want to be left alone, it's ideal, but if you intend to go other places and conquer more shit, you have the same issues leaving that you did getting out there.",
"Where do the dogs pee?",
"It's not a marsh. The islands themselves were marshy, but you have to cross the water to get to them - which requires a boat.",
"I think he's talking about your generalizations and polarizing comments more that anything...which you're still continuing to do. The problem with comments like these, and ideologies like these is that it entrenches people into one of two categories instead of allowing fluidity. You're either a Republican or a Democrat...well what if I happen to think that both have good ideas about certain topics and bad ideas about certain topics! Neither is a perfect party but both only paint in black and white.",
"At the point at the bottom of the picture.",
"The first time I went to Venice, Italy I recognized the buildings from Venice Beach. There used to be a skateboard store in the copy of the Doge's Palace.",
"Then you've never been there. It's no such thing.",
"Good bot. Thanks!",
"It is, and it isn't.\n\nWas there for the first time in July last year and I enjoyed it. Just for the day, though. Got off the Vaporetto at Piazza San Marco, walked this way and that to the Rialto, over the other side and about 50 yards beyond had lunch at a TripAdvisor top recommended restaurant, lazy return to the Piazza and back to the ship for dinner.\n\nLots of coffee and little coffee shops, an ice cream, and hundreds of mask shops. I liked it, but there were hundreds of people in any direction you looked.\n\nGoing into one of the tourist buildings on the other hand would have been grim; even early in the morning the queues were extensive.",
"You're being told to visit by a lot of people commenting, but I will be the contrarian:\n\nDon't go. Venice is absolutely awful.\n\nI visited before the \"big\" tourist season, and it wasn't super busy, but its simply not a city designed for that many people. The city stinks, because even if it isn't particularly warm, the city is radiating heat and surrounded by shallow water and rubbish is an issue. Its very, very touristy and gimmicky. There are a million street vendors trying to sell pointless fairground crap. Its incredibly overpriced due to the nature of being a tourist trap. There are very few legitimate local experiences to be had, because almost all the residents are involved in tourism in one way or another. Most \"actual\" Venetians live on the mainland.\n\nOverall, Venice was one of the least enjoyable cities I have visited. There are nicer places in Northern Italy to go see. Unless you have a burning desire to see the place before it sinks into the sea, save your money and have more fun elsewhere.",
"Its not racist to say chinese tourists suck. Its a well known and documented fact...even thr Chinese govt had to start classes to teach their people not to be complete douche bags while abroad",
"Hello! Welcome to our town.",
"It's delivered by boat and then on from there by cart. Saw it happening. (Not a washing machine, but you know what I mean.)",
"Looks like women scissoring ",
"You must have defective vision.",
"Conversely, you've never been anywhere truly clean. ",
"Braavos ",
"Actually, my favorite part of visiting Venice was wandering about late at night after the cruise ship tourists leave. Creepy, yes, but in a hauntingly beautiful, decaying grandeur sort of way. ",
"You can smell the stench even from up here. They dont tell you about that before you go there.",
"Ohh i thought it was when they started carving their names on the pyramids in Egypt lol",
"It's interesting/aesthetic but it smells like sewage. All of Italy is basically two days max then move on to the next place. Venice Rome Venice Florence Pisa. \n\nEdit: ha, ya what would I know I've only been there...",
"The only thing shittier then the residents of Venice is the smell. ",
"Looks like a giant tourist trap",
"There is a fun little bit in Michael Palin's *Around the World in 80 Days* where he joins a garbage crew in Venice for a few hours, cruising along the canals in a boat to collect the refuse that is left out. ",
"Soooo...??? No trees huh?",
"I wasnt the person who generalised \n\n",
"Dude...we are talking about global warming and youre going off on a tangent\n\nAlso, im not the one who generalized\n\nTry and stay on topic\n\n>blame republicans for global warming\n\nBOTH PARTIES SUCK\n\n>well 1 party tries to fight climate change, the other party actively tries to make it worse \n\nBOTH PARTIES SUCK. FUCK AMERICA\n\n(This is what you did)",
"I have a trip planned for next year, seen a million canal photos but none from above. Thanks! ",
"Oh then you're retarded XD",
"Positano is amazing! I went there the back way from Sorrento through Amalfi on a Vespa. It was awesome!",
"Rome was way more touristy. It was probably my least favorite place in Italy because everywhere i went I felt like I was being harassed by panhandlers ",
"I know it's pretty and all, but that density has me feeling all /r/urbanhell. ",
"You gotta pay the troll toll.",
"No - we are talking politics which is what u/ethanlan brought into the conversation when he brought up the fact that Florida voted for Trump and by extension that \"all Floridans voted for lack of environmental protection.\"\n\nEnvironment policies is 1 aspect of politics. ",
"He meant \"you\" as the state, not the person (not saying it was a good thing to write). Totally agree with First Past the Post. The real problem, though, is the political ecosystem that has somehow been bred into the US. It's easy to go to another country where voters and news reporters are rational and just laugh at the US' bs--none of them would ever get elected outside of the US. But in reality its been this evolving arms race of corrupt and crazy and its a very difficult cycle to stop. It's like the rest of the world are dheep and wolves and then over here we're like the cheetah and gazelle, just getting faster and faster because of competing evolutionary pressure that would be crazy elsewhere (but needing these specialized traits to survive here). It's because our news has been so bad for so long and because there's much 1%er and corporate influence in both parties, things have continued to go downhill after Citizens United. So yes, Democrats are definitely crazy and often corrupt, but they're trying to fight fire with fire and drama with drama and money with money. The recent government is a good example (Democrats tried a Republican favorite tactic and Repubs pretended to be shocked)--the problem is both bases are so incredibly polarized now that they don't even talk to each other anymore. I can't see it ending anytime soon unless we change our news coverage, our money in politics, and our neighborly attitudes",
"It's touristy, that's why you don't stay there very long. Or don't expect very good food that is affordable. \n\nI wouldn't go there to get a taste of Italy. ",
"Before modern plumbing, medicine, and food storage it must have been hellish living there. ",
"[zoidberg's hands](https://img.memecdn.com/Venice-Italy-from-above-Why-Not-Zoidberg_fb_122918.jpg)",
"This doesn’t even show all of it! There is also the Judaica which was the old Jewish quarter and it’s own island and a bunch of other islands like Murano, where the glass comes from. ",
"Should I believe historians or a philosopher...",
"Yeah, the one aspect that will literally leave you underwater isn't more important to you then tangental shit that may or may not hurt you...\n\nsee this is why its hard to have sympathy lol",
"It is. To the point that it's mostly exhausting.",
"First you draw an S",
"Murano is just out of frame, right? \nI watched some glass blowers make some amazing work right in front of my eyes there.\n\n",
"wtf /u/minichu?",
"I said DON'T go between them! ",
"I vote plant trees",
"Resembles the shape of a Tide Pod. Dammit now my mouths watering and I'm hungry!",
"[I can't believe they ruined their beaches.](https://www.californiabeaches.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bigs-Venice-Beach-Aerial-view-of-the-shoreline-in-Venice-CA-at-dusk-Large-1000x667.jpg)",
"The lack of fields, parks, etc is super depressing",
"I went in November and the weather was nice and it was somewhat empty. We also got to experience the Aqua Alta or High Water. It’s pretty cool they have these really loud fog horns and depending on how many times they blow them you can tell how deep it’s going to be. Then you can buy rubber water boots for a few bucks and walk around in the flooded city. And when the water is too high for the boots they have makeshift walkways with planks of wood suspended between boxes. And all the stores have special gates to keep the water out or if the don’t they stack all the merchandise off the ground. It’s really neat and gets pretty deep in some spots. I got to see a drunken Brit swimming laps across St.Marks square. He must’ve gotten a wicked bacterial infection.",
"The most beautiful city that I've visited. ",
"It looks like a shitty drawing of pacman.",
">Environment policies is 1 aspect of politics. \n\nAND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT \n\nHoly shit",
"I've always wanted to go there. I'm worried that's it's too touristy",
"Its alright hahaha i was only there for one day, left very fast 😂😂",
"I just hear assassin's creed music from the eagle view points.",
"Adding to this, I went during the summer and still had absolutely zero issues with smell or it being overly crowded. Absolutely loved it. ",
"The defensive properties of an island city prior to the modern era is easy to appreciate. \n\n[The Phoenicians thought Tyre was impregnable, and didn’t expect Alexander the Great to build a giant pontoon bridge on which to roll his siege engines.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Tyre_(332_BC)\n\n[The Knights of St. John held against the Ottoman Empire on the island of Malta in some of the largest sieges in medieval and pre-modern history.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Malta)\n\n[The people of Rhodes survived a massive invasion attempt by Ptolemaic Egypt; they turned the abandoned weapons into a colossal statue of Helios, which became a wonder of the ancient world.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_of_Rhodes)\n\n[The last of the Mexica, a handful of warriors devastated smallpox, starving, and utterly demoralized, held the island city of Tenochtitlan against the Spanish and their hundred-thousand strong army of native allies. Weathering constant of bombardment, they repulsed direct assaults for months before finally succumbing. The battle was so devastating that the city, one of the greatest in the world at the time, was almost totally leveled by the fighting. Mexico City stands where Tenochtitlan once sat as the seat of pre-Colombian power.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Tenochtitlan)",
"There are like 4 trees.... Some of the Piazza’s have little gardens in the center but you can’t see them from the street. There also aren’t railings on most canals, I was amazed people weren’t falling in all day.",
"*Ankh Morpork",
"Been there this winter.. i traveles around the world. Have seen many places so it's hard to impress me. But Venice.. i was just amazed",
"Oddly enough, it becomes a cool S https://imgur.com/Xlstd0n",
"I love densely packed historic cities like this--also it was almost as populous as it is now back in the 1300s, which is awesome. ",
"Some guy: “Heyyy, let’s make the city like a backwards S.”\n\nLiterally everybody in Venice: “Say no more, fam.”\n\nFADE TO BLACK. \n\nTo be continued...",
"Ferro Via in Italian, translation, by way of iron. Or rail station. There is also a car bridge there and a big parking structure next to the train station, but that’s as far as you can take a car. Even UPS had boats.",
"That's just one giant tide pod",
"Just spit-balling here but this can be a plausible explanation: \n maybe he is very environmentally conscious however he also strongly believes abortion is bad and will do anything to see it banned again. Religion is often a huge motivator for people and to him eternal life is more important than if some land gets submerged. However because of FPTP, he is forced to vote for Republican because otherwise his vote is meaningless. ",
"In parts, yes, it's incredibly touristy. But you can no doubt find neighbourhoods that are surrounded by bars and restaurants visited mostly by locals. My wife and I stayed in Sant'Alvise, and I'd recommend that to anyone looking to get away from the madness. It's a fair 20 min walk at least to get to the touristy spots, but well worth it if you want to relax at the end of the day.",
" The lost city of Seattle.",
"I'll agree with everything you said except for favorite city. I don't care for Venice, personally. Ridiculously crowded, lacking in local charm, and it felt like an old tourist trap. I know others feel differently.\n\nBut the best part of my trip to Venice was going late at night after a drizzly evening and just getting lost. The streets were mostly empty, the smell was gone, and you could wander the maze enjoying the scenery. And you never get lost for too long. Sooner or later you're going to see a sign pointing you to Ponte Rialto or the train station. It's not a big enough place to get lost for long.\n\nI do this with most cities I visit. Getting lost and finding your way on foot is the best way to really get to know a neighborhood, and Venice has so many unique sights and is so ancient that it kept me busy all night just wandering.",
"I can see Pizza Al Volo from here!",
"So many canals you’ll get tired of climbing the stairs of the bridges over them. You’ll never do more shlepping in your life.",
"Rotated a bit it looks kinda like a mini-Italy, even has a little Sardinia. ",
"that panorama from 1870 is amazing",
"Also not a lot of regular people live there anymore because it is inconvenient. So a lot of the people come I. From Padua or Verona to work there everyday. That’s why at night it’s kind of a ghost town. It’s just for tourists and the super rich. SOURCE: My father in law lived there for a decade.",
"in the street\n\nedit: Realized i sounded like a jerk. They just go where ever. Most shops are good at washing down the section of street around their building at night. There are drainage gutters built in so it washes away. ",
"Into the lagoon",
"Especially with all the signs that point you in the wrong direction!",
"If you search for Venice on you iPhone maps app you can take a virtual flyover tour",
"This city will be vanish in years ",
"Eks deeeeeeeeeee",
"\"If you like polo, golf or tennis, there is no place like Venice.\"",
"its just a giant shopping mall ",
"more easier",
"Rome was your least favorite place in Rome?",
"It's not a river, that's the Canal Grande. ",
"Ever been to NYC?",
"As a fellow resident of IL, I can muster a bit of qualified sympathy based purely on the 2000 election. \n\nThe only thing worse than living the reality that resulted in the Bush era has to be living the reality that resulted in the Bush era *as a Floridian whose vote for Gore was effectually nullified.* \n\nImagine: you live in Florida, you voted for Gore, for a brief moment in time it is projected that he won your state- nevermind, too close to call; nevermind, Bush; nevermind, recount- but then his brother, the governor, stays the recount and it goes to the Supreme Court and then the guy who *should* have been president dedicates his life to educating the world about climate change, which yes, will affect your state. \n\nMeanwhile, one of the two viable political parties in your country decides that now \"science\" is something you can choose to believe in or not, like the bible. Except, you should really believe in the bible. Except, ignore the one part in the first fucking book about how people were horrible so god flooded the entire planet as punishment. \n\nSo I feel bad for people whose roots are in Florida, who DIDN'T vote for any of this, who actually did vote for Gore seventeen years ago. They didn't want this. \n\nIncidentally, this is kind of how I feel about 2016, as I imagine the majority of Americans who aren't a) evil b) stupid or c) insane do as well. ",
"Don't worry we have recently discovered a new energy source, \"clean coal\". Everything is going to be OK",
"I can't believe a respected academic would look at the field history and essentially say to themselves \"oh shit that looks easy compared to the academic rigors enforced in [INSERT UNRELATED SPECIALIZATION], I bet I could do that without comparable training to what I expect from aspirants in MY field!\"\n\nI mean, that's just preposterous.",
"The age old conundrum ",
"And it smells rather...interesting...",
"We open in Venice...",
"nor will it for the 8 billion other people...",
"The restaurants there just dump their garbage in the canal. Why?",
"I try to avoid Rome everytime I'm in Rome too so I don't blame him.\n\nNo, actually I hear it's wonderful. ",
"Well that's shitty",
"Yeah the NYC subway reeks of piss & shit more-so than Rome, but I found surface-level streets to be dirtier in Rome. On numerous occasions I had to step over streams of raw sewage... aside from all the trash littered everywhere.\n\nThe air also seemed hella smoggy -- and maybe that had to do with the time of the year I visited (October). It always smelled like half combusted gasoline, cigarettes, and sewage/garbage.\n\nThat being said, the two parks in Rome are nicer than Central Park IMO.\n\nI also visited the Amalfi coast / Napoli and was similarly discouraged by how dirty / smoggy it was. I thought they had better emissions controls than the US but it seems despite everyone riding a scooter their air quality is worse.",
"It’s honestly nuts how much I remember about Venice just looking at this picture",
"Oh no wonder i could not find my way back from the pub and had to sleep on the street last time i was there",
"true dat. Humans = waste, garbage, pollution & filth. \n\nI do wonder what the cleanest place on earth is, outside of a sterile / clean room, etc.... Say perhaps the cleanest natural place on earth...\n\nWhere would that be? The middle of a desert?",
"Fixed lol",
"I went into this \"library\". It honestly looked like a bunch of Da Vinci replicas. I was kinda disappointed :( Interesting gadgets though.",
"Hold your tongue and say \"I was born on a Pirate Ship\". (NSFW)",
"It may be touristy, but St. Mark's Square when the tide comes up is easily one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.",
"This looks so gross. Where's the trees? Grass? Yuck ",
"It's not Just clean , it's beautiful \n",
"Yup, went for a walk at night with my then girlfriend and a bottle of wine, got lost, ended up drunkenly trying to use the stars to navigate, went in a circle, stumbled across another lost american couple doing the same thing, eventually asked a local. It really is a maze",
"They're absolutely terrible, almost knocked my wife off a bench at the Louvre when they all came swarming into the room we were in.",
"She talks in her sleep",
"Isn't literally all of Venice \"by the river\"?",
"I currently live on a beautiful island with mountains and sea cliffs, but it's not Positano, and the food isn't nearly as good ;)",
"I'm disappointed that this doesn't exist. ",
"Don't forget about the tight ass it has.",
"Ignore all these other peasants and their suggestions. Here's what you do:\n\n1) Fly in to Munich, because it's cheap and easy.\n\n2) Rent a car, Sixt will put you in a nice one for two weeks for around ~~$200~~ $350 (thanks, Trump.)\n\n3) Go to Innsbruck and stay for a day or two to get situated and get over the jetlag, visit the Alpine zoo and take the cable cars up to the mountains. If in winter, you can fit in a day of skiing or snowboarding for less than $100/person with transportation, lift pass, and equipment rental included.\n\n4) Drive South through the Brenner pass, spend a night or two in Verona and discover the city. It's a neat place with lots of history, and there's plenty to see. (Optionally skip Verona and spend the days in Munich on the way back, that's a fantastic place as well.)\n\n5) Drive East and go to Venice. Find a place to park the car in Mestre and take a train in. Venice is the kind of place that you'll want to stay for 3-4 days as a regular tourist. You can stretch that by a day or so if you're suuuuper into classical music and arts, but for most people 4 days is the max before tiring of it.\n\nIf you're going for just a week then head back up to Munich and fly home. If you're staying for another week, then you have options.\n\n* Lago di Garda is a gorgeous lake at the foothills of the Italian Alps a bit West of Verona. If you want to relax after a week of city hopping then this is definitely the place to go to to end things on a leisurely note.\n\n* If you're up for more cities, get on the Autostrada and hit up Bologna, Florence, and Pisa. It's a bit of a drive back to Munich from down there, but definitely worth it to see those places.\n\n* If you liked Innsbruck and the Alps and you've had your fill of Italy then you have options:\n\n * Leave Venice, go Northeast and hit up Vienna and Salzburg, \n\n * Leave Venice, go Northwest and go hiking in the gorgeous Austrian valleys if in summer (I definitely recommend Soelden for this,) or skiing if in winter (Soelden is nice for this again, so is Ischgl and Kitzbuhel). You can even go skiing in summer on the glaciers at Hintertux and Obergurgl, super cool experience,\n\n * Leave Venice and go West, hit up Milano and see their beautiful Duomo if interested, otherwise bypass it and go through Como into Switzerland by Lugano and see some of the most beautiful sights nature has to offer and eat some of the best food you'll ever have. There's a ton to see and do in that region, and it's an easy drive back to Munich when you're done.\n\nIf you're up for all the driving, this is one of the best ways to spend 2 weeks on vacation you'll find anywhere. I very highly recommend it.\n\n",
"I actually just started replaying his series for the third time because crawling all over italy is just too damn fun. ",
"For some. Those unaffected doesn't care. Unfortunately. ",
"You guys might enjoy a project I've been working on:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/UeA6G\n\nMake your own and explore here:\n\nhttps://cdbattaglia.com/one-square-mile",
"It's the train station & parking garage that connect at the Piazza Roma, the mainland entry point to Venice proper.\n\nHot tip; the busman's cafes around the train station are awesome with locals and great food.",
"Movies make that main river drag that runs through it, seem like it's a lot longer than it is :/",
"People complaining about it being crowded just means they didn't go explore enough. Of course it'll be crowded in St Marks square. The \"real\" Venice is the tight empty alleyways built like a maze, where you turn one corner and find something new every time. I went on one of the nicest day during the summer, and it was absolutely filled to the brim with people in the square. But totally empty outside of it. I really want to go back there again, I'd really give it a 10/10",
"you don't get good gps signal there anyway",
"However easierest you first imagined, now imagine more moreness of that.",
"Piracy was at its peak long after Venice was founded. ",
"It’s worth it, it is very touristy, and if you want to avoid tourists go in the winter. I just lived there 3 months for school and I can tell you September through November is still a very busy time but hit December and it’s less touristy. I highly recommend it because it’s so beautiful, unique and has such a rich history!",
"Which one?",
"Grab it by the coal dust!",
"DANK pubg map bro",
"Yeah, I would expect that a medieval city rich in human history would have a certain amount of grunge to it. \n\nPersonally I feel that adds to the ambiance. New York City, for instance, had lichens growing on the walls of some old buildings, and junk pressed into the asphalt of the streets. It seems they couldn't keep it clean long enough to pave. \n\nCleanest place: You're probably right, certain deserts, or the north and south pole. The mountains local to me are very clean, and I can drink water straight from many of the streams without treatment. The melt water off glaciers is so pure and mineral free that it has no taste. It's ice cold, but lacks something quenching. \n\nSo.... somewhere up high. An icy plateau would be the cleanest place I think. Garbage would be minimal, because of gravity, and melt water carrying things away. Minimal microbial presence, as well as other pollutants. ",
"Everything is delivered by boat and barge and rolly-carts and strong Venetian men. And that means everything; all food for restaurants & shops is delivered by boats, all machines, building supplies, everything we think to put on a truck or a car is delivered by boat. \n\nThere are boats that travel from point to point on a schedule around the canals selling fresh fruits & veg to the locals several days a week, as traveling market stalls... they're gorgeous!\n\nForgot to mention the FIRE DEPARTMENT is all boats!!! Ok, they're so cool, and of course, so are the police and emergency medical services. With sirens and horns.... yee hah!\n\n(edited to add hot Venetian firemen)",
"Maui",
"Where did Indy kill the Germans?",
"There's bridges everywhere.... Pedestrian bridges, beautiful stone things. A PIA if you've got bad knees though.",
"On the up side, I married a fantastic chef that I met here, so I've dodged the food problem :)",
"That squirrel ",
"Seattle? Seattle is as hilly as San Francisco. It’s gon be awhile before Seattle is submerged. Are they actually in danger of that?",
"I agree with most of this but I would say go if you can do it in a day, just to see it. There really is no where else like it (for good reason). \nI also tell people to feel free to ride the gondolas if you enjoy having some smarmy asshole singing awful things about you and your wife in Italian thinking you don’t know what they’re saying. And seemingly having competitions with other gondoliers to see who can be the most disgusting. It really is an awful place but I will admit I don’t regret going. \nOh ya and we went in the fall when high tide was flooding the main square a foot deep so our options were to get soaked or to walk on jam packed temporary walkway platforms with 1000’s of other tourists. Neat!",
"I'm tired of all these tide pod product placements on reddit.",
"It's like a wrench and one of those old can-openers kissing...",
"Venetian sure love their Pacman",
"Slade did this\n-Robin from the good teen titians",
"Ve' nice.",
"Looking at the [google earth](https://i.imgur.com/9ueSbES.jpg) of the library from indiana jones, they photoshopped out people that were in the way of the building, but left their legs!",
"You call this archaeology?",
"Zoidberg being devious.",
"“No surviving pirates, either.” - Wikipedia probably ",
"I don't know, it seems like it's already prepped for flooded transportation. Maybe have to build some higher streets and use former first floors as your current in-home boat dock, but the houses are made of stone.",
"TIL Venice is an island",
"The alleged cleanest, purest places on earth..... I shall go one day to at least one of these places, I hope.\n\nhttp://www.nbcnews.com/id/42721506/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/purest-places-earth/#.WnNc3qinE2w",
"I really love that organic insanity that builds up in cities that were founded before vehicles. I grew up in Salt Lake City where the entire thing is a grid, and sure it's easy to navigate and even just tell where people are based on address, but it's ugly and boring and saps all life from being there.",
"Ah, EastEnders! Du du du, da da da dam!",
"Santa is done for just about the rest of this year, and I believe Monica is still with Chandler.",
"That's wild. Thanks for sharing!",
"All I can imagine is the bridges of this creepy S broken and the two sides drifting apart from each other. ",
"Why hadn’t I seen this before. I really feel like I should’ve ",
"[enough that the City has a webpage devoted to it](http://www.seattle.gov/util/EnvironmentConservation/ClimateChangeProgram/ProjectedChanges/Sea-LevelRiseMap/index.htm)\n",
"I've been twice and only one day did it smell like sewage because there was a storm so bad the pipes were literally bursting through the walls into the streets. Normally it's fine.",
"I see a whale eating an octopus",
"> Santa Monica\n\nbut battery",
"Next pubg map",
"All I can think of is a pile of rats when you pull up a floorboard in a city like that. Then you squeeze people in on top like bigger more evolved rats.. I like living in the country. So much room for activities.",
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"I'm going there for the first time next month. Can't wait!",
"It is very touristy during the main summer and on the main walk paths through, but there are sooo many walkways that its easy to go through backstreets. I went and found a local outdoor dance one night by locals... amazing",
"It would be helpful if you tagged all the sync viewpoints. ",
"Agree.\nJust spent 2 nights there. I've never been blown away like I did stepping out of the train station in a foggy morning and having all the boats going about their business. You know exactly where you are and it feels fantastical.\nHaving said that, you do eventually feel like you're in a 'grownups Disneyland', where everyone is chasing that unique experience. Not different to any sort of touristic spot, but more tangible.\n\nIf anyone is reading this and throwing up whether or not to go, definitely do it, if even for a few days. 4 would have been ideal. Do it while you're young. Do it before sea levels rise.",
"No literally none of it",
"Not at the point, to the right of that. By the tower in Piazza San Marco. ",
"Going in 2 months. Excited!",
"Trees be like: Nah.",
"Look at the green color water inside and the blue color water outside",
"Ya your nose gets used to the smell, it doesn't go away. You seem keen on disagreeing with me. Tell me, how large would the wager have to have been for you to jump in?",
"Who likes trees anyways?",
"All of /r/GlobalOffensive eyeballing CT side of Canals in the bottom right",
"There is no global warming. ",
"Kinda looks like a Tide Pod",
"JoJo fans, remember this city for the upcoming part 5 anime.",
"I'm determined to go before it sinks. ",
"Is that even an Island anymore? Or just a doomed city waiting to be submerged? I feel like they're as delusional as [the alien sex guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ISqVZKnoPE), both following an impossible dream, one of believing his schizophrenic episodes to be reality and the other believing the fantasy that they can survive in a sinking city by building walls to keep the rising water out. ",
"\"No deal directly with the founding Wikipedia\" /u/Minichu",
"Yeah it's crazy\n\nI didn't even know they had that setting on their phones back then",
"I can always pick out Campo Santa Margarita, it has one of the best pizza places in the city",
"If you look closely you can almost see ezio on one of the rooftoops",
"That is exactly what they were thinking when roving horseback raiders were sacking all the cities that had been trading centers during Pax Romana. And they came up with Venice.",
"It's much more touristy than your worst nightmare. Sorry to tell ",
"I found this in a back alley https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4348216,12.3303851,3a,37.5y,300.75h,83.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLgQZJc5Yhat7qrbicr9PcQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 nice ",
"I bet the city smells great at low tide.",
"Somebody designed a city to look like a Tide Pod? This is getting out of hand",
"Not a problem, the only people living there are tourists. It was the most disappointing city I visited in Italy.",
"I'm trying to spot a hay-filled car to dive into... \n\n#<*Desynchronized>*",
"Bruh\n\nConstantinople",
"You know how we talk about Atlantis and how legend has it and everything? \n \nYeah, with the way we keep records on computer, we are a flood and a power crisis away from this city being lost.",
"I'll be going there for my honeymoon this June :)",
"you thought syria was bad? imagine the refugee crisis after the gulf coast floods.",
"\"MOM, GRANDPA THINKS GREAT GRANDMA WAS A STATE!\"",
"Venice if you think about it is clever from an invasion and commerce perspective. \n\nCan’t move invading troops about easily, streets are convoluted and not named, can’t burn the place down because all the blocks are separated by water. \n\nAt the same time you can move literal tons of cargo about by hand easily. ",
"This is the dumbest thing I have seen on Reddit today, congratulations.",
"Shithole",
"Damn! (From SF)",
"Thank you!",
"One of the most beautiful cities I've ever visited. It's a freaking maze of history, one that can only be discovered on foot, by bicycle or through the murky canal waters.\n\nVenice always has this mystique that I can't quite put to words. It's almost equal parts a sense of wonder as there is a sense of danger, especially at night.\n\nQuite the city, I recommend visiting before it sinks.\n\ne: grammar",
"I went a few years ago during the summer. Very crowded, but as soon as you turned away from the main streets, it was almost empty. We managed to eat lunch outside a restaurant, almost alone.\n\nIt's a very cool and historical city, but a bit smelly.\n ",
"Even with tourists it's amazing. Go before water reclaims it.",
"It's not that bad. Yeah, don't spend 10 days there but landing there and spending a day or two is a perfectly good thing to do. Just stay about 2 streets away from the tourist areas and it's quite pleasant!",
"funny on the google map it still has \"street view\"",
"This guy LA's.",
"From what I gathered while visiting Venice, this is the most correct answer. They were getting attacked by everyone so they said screw it let's build on these tiny islands so no one can attack us. It worked out so well that everyone there became bankers and had enough money to fund entire militaries for countries they supported in war IIRC",
"Or when super massive cruise ships come in a displace all of the water.",
"When I was there if I wanted to get to the sea I’d end up at the bridge and if I wanted to get to the bridge I’d end up at the sea! ",
"We're you just walking in circles. Venice isn't that large and easy to get back to a main street. ",
"Should be posted on r/assassinscreed",
"This guy sex’s",
"They did just that though. Venice was for a long time one of the foremost powers in the Mediterranean. They lost that position due to world trade heading in the direction of the colonizers of the Americas, and the rise of the Ottoman Empire.",
"How? VR? ",
"LPT: Do not get drunk in Venice until you remember how to get back to your hotel/hostel.\n\nI made this mistake and then found out that GPS does not work so well in this close quarters city. GPS incorrectly had me on other roads and I would constantly run into dead ends leading to a canal. It was around 2 a.m. when my friend and I saw an old man walking in the streets and we asked where the bus were (top left of this pic). The man didn't speak English but waved like we should follow, so we did. After 40 minutes of following the man, we finally got back to the buses to take back to the hotel. To make the situation worse, my friend and I got off of the bus too early so we figured we would walk the rest of the way. 20 minutes into the walk we find ourselves on the side of a freeway overpass with cars zipping by us. Drunk panic ensued and we ran for about a mile until we could get off of the freeway overpass and eventually to the hotel. All in all it was still a fun night.",
"Not a lot of greenery",
"Look at any map with the world with no ice. There is still more than enough land for all 8 billion people.",
"Hands down the most beautiful setting for an AC game, Renaissance Italy is stunningly beautiful.",
"Burnanating the countryside! ",
"Nuke it",
"Smelliest place I've ever been to",
"Is this an Al Gore quote from the 90s talking about the 2000s?",
"I want to replay AC2, but the unskippable missions and cutscenes are just too much.",
"\"It's an aquired taste\"",
"Didn't realize I wanted to go there until just right now.",
"How far is it from that train station to the prison?",
"And Kiribati thinks they have a lot to lose",
"Looks a lot larger than when I went there and we walked everywhere. My friends get lost easily and we had to go back and find them. So we went all over the place.",
"This would look great tilt shifted",
"Stay Woke",
"I feel as though a small wave could decimate this city",
"Agree. Food wasn’t so great compared to Rome but just walking down random paths and getting lost for an entire day is the best way to see Venice by far. So glad we made it there.",
"An amazing city. Yet it's sad that it is sinking... ",
"Well, if you say so. ",
"Those houses were perfectly replicated in the Caesar 3 game where they either needed or just got furniture.",
"Venice already floods on a regular basis during *aqua alta* surges and has for a very long time. I guess the question is how livable will the city be once it's perpetually in a state of *aqua alta* and everyone has to walk around on wooden walkways every day. ",
"So almost every year venice floods. They have these woods walk ways they put out over the regular walkways so people can still walk around. To remedy that and future sea level rises they have created a giant wall around the bay area with locks to allow boats to pass. It's cool stuff.",
"AKA the world's largest outdoor maze",
"It's created some great jobs polishing all that dirt and dust off of that old dirty coal that we used to use.",
"https://imgur.com/29f3bFq https://imgur.com/1yVqfpv\n\nEdit: Should add, this is in Venice and it certainly did displace a lot of water ",
"A shithole, just bricks not a damn tree.",
"Venice was my number one spot I wanted to visit when I went to Italy last year. I made it the final leg of my tour, and on the train from Florence I was absolutely pumped. Three days later I left feeling disappointed and vowed never to return. ",
"God damn do I Fucking love living in Canada",
". . . not an island?",
"Only fluctuation. ",
"Veh nice",
"This picture is at least 20-25 years old. The red building in the bus terminal has been demolished in the mid-90s.\n\nHowever the rest is essentially the same :-)",
"Soon to be under DAAAAA SEAAAAAAA",
"My wife and I are going on an Adriatic cruise out of Rome in May. We have an overnight stay in Venice - really looking forward to it.",
"Well I guess this means that Pac man is Italian",
"Future Florida ",
"Thatched roof cottages!!",
"Assassin's Creed",
"Well, it's a way to make thermal coal applications less worse while we ween off fossil fuels as a primary source of energy. There are already mass departures of capital investment from fossil fuels toward sustainable industries thankfully. It's just a question of can it be done soon enough. Many investors are realizing that fossil fuels are a finite resource and there are urgent global trends to move toward sustainability and conscious capitalism - two reasons that capital is flowing to these industries. While there is still a long way to go, at least there are some initiatives in the private sectors causing an exodus of investments from fossil fuels to sustainability.\n\nSource: I work in sustainability finance",
"Recommend visiting in like November or something, otherwise it just feels like a tourist trap closer to a theme park than a quaint historic town.",
"Well obviously after it gets to the point of near constant aqua alta the wooden walkways would be replaced with more permanent stone ones. ",
"NEVER go here during the summer vacations. My mother almost passed out, it was insanely hot and SO FUCKING CROWDED, I have never seen such a ridicolous amount of tourists anywhere else in Europe (except maybe neuschwanstein, the disney castle, but that has a lot of open space and guided tours. Venice has tight corridors and utter chaos) it's hell.",
"What Cities: Skylines map is this?",
"Or a Tide Pod, still hungry?",
"My wife and I spent a portion of our honeymoon in Venice. A little hotel right off the grand canal. Awesome place, I recommend it for anyone who might be interested.",
"Cancer grows wherever it wants",
"It just needs a simple Star Drive. ",
"And my mother's ears. But the rest belongs to you. ",
"That’s the fun part ",
".",
"> The last of the Mexica, a handful of warriors devastated smallpox, starving, and utterly demoralized, held the island city of Tenochtitlan against the Spanish and their hundred-thousand strong army of native allies. Weathering constant of bombardment, they repulsed direct assaults for months before finally succumbing. The battle was so devastating that the city, one of the greatest in the world at the time, was almost totally leveled by the fighting.\n\nThat whole thing makes me extremely sad. ",
"Learn to swim. ",
"Our fearless leader says that the icecaps are growing in record numbers!\n\nWe are going to be totally allright as a species.",
"Can not unsee. Looks like Pacman is eating the city",
"To add insult all the motor boats and giant cruise ships there are also causing problems with the foundations \n\n",
"When I went to Venice, the first thing I noticed was all the flying rats. Pigeons everywhere crapping on everything.",
"Don't worry, any Venitians were replaced by tourists 20+ years ago.",
"Also the best character for an AC game. Ezio was amazing.\n\nThen we got freaking Connor.",
"what happens when the water get's higher than the walls?",
"Not Miami per se, but Miami Beach. I've lived in Miami my whole life and I remember a time when flooding was not an issue. Global warming is real and if anyone needs proof I invite you to come see it for yourself. ",
"This is called the stubborn complex.\n\nthe land is sinking into the sea!\n\nI don't care, I'm staying.",
"That's true.\n\nBut relocating all those people is going to be a logistical nightmare. We have no plan for how to move a densely populated city hundreds of miles inland.",
"unfortunately, the closest thing we have that's close to FFXV's Altissia :(",
"Ive never seen Venice from above like this. Didnt realize it's an island.",
"Went this past summer. I like Venice more than Rome. No vehicles so it felt less congested, and the whole city just felt *cleaner*.\n\nAlso, it's small enough where you can walk to get wherever you want to go.",
"The servers are under water.",
"Titlshift venice https://imgur.com/gallery/6yMMK",
"RIP in Paces",
"Its so cool to see this picture. I'll be perfectly honest, I didn't think Venice was all that, but one of my fondest memories ever is sitting on the edge of the main canal, feet dangling over the edge, splitting a bottle of wine with someone who is now an ex.\n\nWe're on good terms, which is great, because I like that memory very much.",
"Train station, I'd assume?",
"Dude, yes! My wife and I got lost there the first night coming back from a restaraunt. Trying to find our hotel, it was dark, there was no one around at all. It was like a ghost town after dark. You'd hear noises like someone was coming up around the corner, and then there'd be no one there. Just endless twists, dark alleys, and empty courtyards. But it was an awesome experience.",
"Further you leave San Marco square the less crowded it gets. Other islands are less crowded too.\n\nIf you stay there for few days on places like lido island you can stay after last train has left which gets rid of most tourists ",
"I just remembered where food was. I traced a map in my mind by where the places I ate were. Best GPS ever.",
"Build new walls",
"What do I win?",
"It's because back then getting all the secrets and collectibles was actually fun. I spent hours and hours crawling over that city looking for cool stuff, and now it's pretty well cemented in my mind.\n\nI played Syndicate not long ago, and after completing the main game, I was on hour two or three of blindly hunting down absolutely pointless collectibles before I realized, I'm not having fun. This is pointless, and I don't care about it at all. I'm not going to find anything cool, I'm not going to unlock hidden mysteries that I want to solve, I'm just watching numbers on a screen go up. \n\nI turned the game off and that was the last I'll ever play of it. (Oh but I could have paid for a microtransaction to get the map for the collectibles so it wasn't such a chore. Keep that in mind when trying to decide if ubisoft is using mtx's to enhance game play. They intentionally made a major function of the game boring and tiresome to play, then gave me an option to pay to skip it. Will probably be the last ubisoft game I buy) ",
"The locals avoid the touristy area like the plague. There's not that many left, of course. It's around 250k people in 400 square kilometers, my own hometown is around 200k people in 200 square kilometers.",
"What about it?\n\nedit: this is a legitimate question.",
"Easy. Surround that wall with another, bigger, higher wall.",
"Shh. ",
"You can just about make out a waiter giving someone a €50 euro bill for 2 coffees",
"When I was in Venice a couple of weeks ago, i took a ferry to the island of Burano and we passed a bunch of levees they are using to try and stop the flooding. \nIt seems to have worked because I walked all over the city and saw no flooding, however my friend was there for Carnivale last year and said it rained and there was a lot of flooding, people just put out tables or chairs across the flooded sections that weren’t so bad it needed to be closed down and you’d walk across it like a bridge. ",
"That's a really great point. Honestly I had not thought about it that way before.",
"I have OP tagged as shill. dont know why. But just a pic of Venice on the top of Reddit is very suspicious also.",
"r/pokemonnpcorreddit",
"That bridge-to-highway looks exactly like my monstrous Cities: Skylines constructions.",
"This kinda reminds me of nvidia's logo O.o",
"Yes, until long-range canons were invented it was pretty much immune to armies, and it had a great navy.",
"Eh didn’t stink while I was there for three days and when you leave hot spots it’s much less touristy ",
"It's basically built ON THE WATER, how could it have parks? \n\nIf you want trees, the Alps are like an hour's drive away.",
"\"Global warming\" is a fucking joke",
"Or a bridge. \n\nOr Jesus sandals. ",
"I think you're underestimating how much sand would have to be dredged to make that work. Even if you do that, you've just created New Orleans type situation. As long as we can keep the water out, everything is cool. But the second a big storm or other natural disasters forces it in, all of a sudden we have a serious problem because the city is a bowl.",
"> Here is what it looked like in 1870.\n\nI was extremely confused at first that it wasn't a google maps image. Sometimes I think I'm intelligent, then things like this make me realize it is just an illusion.",
"TIL Pac-Man is from Venice",
"And the Sicilians will pay for it.",
"We visited Padua during a trip to Venice last summer. Such a beautiful city with the sweetest people, and much less hectic than Venice. It was a fun place to get lost and wander around.",
"[IT WAS A FUCKING PROPHECY](https://i.imgur.com/QjurNdW.jpg)",
"My wife and I spent 4 days completely lost in that place. It's the most beautiful city I have ever seen and the most frustrating. ",
"Lol, what? Far cleaner then most american cities. ",
"The Mexicans get in.",
"I always tried to get \"hidden\" Island fortress cities going in my Civ5 playthroughs. Unfortunately, due to districts, it's hard to have successful island cities in Civ6. \n",
"We used to call it Doge Town; mainly because of Tony Alva and Jay Adams.",
"Like some kind of... Waterworld",
"So I can post pictures of random cities and get to the front page?",
"I never connected the Huns with Hungary before. My mind is blown. Atilla would surely be dissapointed.",
"What ?",
"Looks like a giant tide pod.\n\nNow I'm hungry",
"looks like pac man with a white eye if pacman was orange not yellow",
"Surrounded on three sides by water, but not an island city. ",
"on land would be a good place to start.",
"Start saving your plants and sand! We're going to be rich I tells ya.",
"There's a massive movable dyke that is supposed to seal it off from the sea when the water level gets too high.",
"It looks like pac man eating a city and now I can't unsee it",
"It's horrible. Plus italians dont bathe like we do in the U.S. or wear deodorant so double smelly",
"Atlantis 2.0: The pre-sumerged city ready to be lost",
"Really thought this was Cali's Venice for a good bit, and then i realized I couldn't find Santa Monica pier, and then I remembered Reddit fooled me once before about the Cali, Venice and Italy, Venice thing.",
"Assassinno!!!",
"You guys have never seen a train station? :D",
"It was the *very last* day I went that it rained so bad the pipes burst and it smelled bad. Every day prior on both trips it smelled just fine. So no, I didn't just \"get used to the smell.\"\n\nAnd there are lots of waters I wouldn't jump into that don't smell like sewage. What a dumb metric.",
"If Flat Earthers can't be convinced that the earth is round yet, I don't think standing in 2 feet of water in Miami Beach will do it for Climate Change deniers. But I admire your willingness to try! ",
"Was with you with never buying a Ubisoft game again. Got ghost recon wild lands as a gift and I thank God I didn’t waste money buying that crappy game. \n\nHowever, heard some good stuff about AC: Origins and decided to give it a try. It’s probably top 3 in the franchise. I recommend you give it a try. Although it has MTX now, but you don’t really need it. ",
"If I saw this in a Star Wars movie I would think how ridiculously improbable this made up cities look!",
"It's funny and it leaves their anonymity in check. Win-win!",
"Smells like the average Italian. Bad when stepping off the plane, but once smell receptors die off it’s no big deal.",
"Have you denounced Venice today? Much better than the boat mormons.",
"Venice is great because there's no parks, just endless renaissance buildings.",
"Wouldn't this eventually make Venice a city under water? You'd have to at some point build a bubble around it or risk constantly getting entombed by metric tons of sea water.",
"Looks like a tide pod",
"Waterworld",
"This doesn't give the smell though. Venice smells awful.",
"I think we'll be just fine- Scandinavians ",
"As someone who has never been but would like to go, would you highly recommend or nahh??",
"Wow this really puts my day of wandering there in perspective.",
"It's the mark of drunk zorro",
"The people that could build boats did, yes.",
"Hey, I drank a bottle of wine on the steps of the church near the train station! At night there was a cellist playing for tips and since I didnt want to shell out a couple hundred for a boat ride we snagged some cheap wine and walked around.",
"That's what I was told by the people I met in Venice so I beleive this one. One lady told me her family had been there since the beginning. ",
"We throw a bigger ice cube in the ocean thus solving thr problem of global warming forever",
"VENECIA! ",
"Nice. ",
"Thats strange, all my phones I've ever had let me use GPS abroad without data.",
"The only thing I found excessive in Rome was the amount of graffiti. Other than that it seems like we had entirely different experiences. When I went last it was during the month of May, but as far as smog I encountered absolutely none.",
"The backwards “S” is for “shithole country”.\n\nEdit: /s since people seem to be missing the joke.",
"It really did not smell as bad as I was told it would when I went in the summer of 2014.",
"How accurate was the map, do you think?",
"That is not correct. Venice was founded by Orcs fleeing the persecution of a militant Human kingdom of Lordaeron. ",
"Rippin Pesos",
"But you missed the number one rule, never mess with a Sicilian, when DEATH is on the line!",
"Its quite terrible actually. Its a really dirty city ",
"This isn't L.A.",
"When you live in a city that is a few thousand years old that is in the middle of water you give up a few things.",
"VEry NICE ",
"This was a lifesaver. There is a caveat though. Some streets are so narrow and the walls are made of stone so your location will not be exact. Many streets don't appear to be named or are not named what they are called on Google so you have to pay close attention",
"Are we sure he wasn't talking about his freezer?",
"Looks more like a Sicilian.",
"If this interests you at all and you want to be even sadder, pick up *1491: New Revelations of The Americas Before Columbus* by Charles C. Mann! ",
"I’d say it is the most interesting place I’ve ever seen. ",
"I’m glad someone answered this. I was genuinely curious.",
"Wow, that boat is so big it couldn’t fit in one picture.",
"Are there any good documentaries/shows on NetFlix or Amazon on Venice? ",
"It's not an S. It stands for hope",
"\"I remember this bridge\"\n\n-my last words",
"That doesn't look a library. Looks like a converted church.",
"That is, in fact, a cruise ship.",
"Denmark says hi with their flat land and highest peak of whooping 147 m ",
"Venice is stupid ",
"I stayed there for two weeks in June and while it was lovely, the crowds of tourists and the heat made it almost unbearable. It doesn’t feel like an “authentic” city if that makes sense — like everything there only functions to serve tourists. It kind of feels like Disney World. But I would still recommend going to see it, just go sometime in the fall or early winter. The architecture and art there is absolutely mind blowing and absolutely worth seeing in person. I still had a great time exploring the streets and getting lost in the quieter neighborhoods.",
"I second Florence! I’ve been to Venice, Rome, and Florence. Florence was by far my favorite city. Even though the colosseum was the coolest thing I saw on my trip.",
"Trust me, it's *always* touristy. Main streets are filled with people looking at the souvenirs but smaller ones are empty and are a nice place to relax and admire the city",
"If we assume that environmental awareness really started picking up in the late 60s/early 70s, Florida has lined up with the eventual winner of the Presidential election 12 out of 13 times, the lone exception being when they went for Bush over Clinton in 1992. Floridians have collectively chosen a Republican 9 times (won 8) and a Democrat 4 times. Points to be taken here are:\n\n1. Florida generally goes as the US goes.\n2. While they have more frequently voted Republicans in, they've also elected Democrats.\n\nBottom line is, we all have a stake in the future. Trying to single out blame does nothing but isolate people from finding a solution.",
"Yeah but its going to turn a whole bunch of other cities into Venice ",
"Really need to visit it before it goes under ",
"Ouroboros ",
"Didn't they used to just prop up the houses more? They sit on submerged wooden piles driven into the mud, just put taller ones under there and raise the city... again.",
"I was there in September or October about 15 years ago and it was divine. Not so many tourists, not so hot, and no smell at all. Beautiful city.",
"Don't you mean outtombed?",
"It's just a model",
"Mama mia that's a big Tide Pod",
"RIP when the tides rise. Thanks Al Gore. ",
"Fucking Sicilian waters illegally migrating to Venice.",
"They haven't designed a lens big enough to handle that boat yet",
"A decent amount of people (47.82%) of Florida voters, in fact, voted for Hillary. \n\nSummarizing the state of Florida by the 49.02% of active voters is a bit narrow minded.\n\nYou also talk as if the entire state Illinois is this bastion of liberalism. Chicagoland and the STL burbs might be... but there’s a helluva lot of conservatives in the southern part of the state. I spent a good bit of 2016 driving through southern IL. There were no signs of anti-trump sentiments. ",
"I can say that it's fantastic 99% of the time but not in Venice. It is missing like 30% of the streets and alleyways of the city. It really gets you more lost than anything ",
"Nah, Venice was founded by rich Romans who were escaping Ravenna at the fall of the Roman Empire. The area used to be a muddy marsh. The invading armies all came on horseback and did not want to get stuck in the marsh.",
"I was there in '07. Stayed somewhere near the train station. Last night there, gave our map to a newlywed couple we met in Plaza San Marco. Thought, sure, we know the way back by now!\n\nWe didn't.",
"I now have the setting for my next dystopian futuristic crime novel",
"Great to hear! Makes me want to visit and watch the tide rise around my ankles.",
"It looks beautiful but I bet it smells Horrible. . ",
"I highly suggest playing AC: Origins, everyone becomes disillusioned by the Assassin's creed series but this game literally brought it up from the hole Ubisoft dug. One of my favorite of the series, I'd almost say it beats AC2 but AC2 holds a spot in my heart because it was the first game to ever immerse me back in the past. I feel like AC:O has that immersion factor again.",
"Yeah the tourists didn't bother me too much either really, just made finding the lesser explored roads more fun. Unfortunately those guys ruin just about every major and beautiful European city :(",
"It is a good life we live, brother",
"As someone who is there now, it doesn’t smell bad at all plus it’s empty! ",
"Venice? More like Atlantis ",
"I don't think you understand the definition of the word \"cool\".\nI think what you are describing falls more into the category of the hopelessly desperate and delusional. ",
"An actual pic on r/pics?!",
"It's in your dna",
"It was really bizarre seeing a picture of one of the Italian cities in the game and recognizing it solely from having run around the city in the game. ",
"well done.\nI can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.",
"Yes! After doing all of the touristy stuff I decided to just pick a direction and walk. I loved finding random tiny shops down the narrow alleys ",
"I imagine the defensive properties of an island city who's roads are also water is even better.",
"I'm pretty sure he's a meat popsicle, so this would make sense. ",
"Empty like nobody lives there or tourism wise? ",
"Which, when we’re taking about a state that’s smack bang in the path of dozens of hurricanes/tropical storms a year, is pretty damn likely to happen.",
"More like \"Florida in 20 years\", am I right?",
"This logo will probably be more appropriate when the city sinks underwater.",
"This is part of the reason I loved that game so much. I went during carnival and it's amazing how accurate some parts are. \n\nPlus everyone was wearing masks, outfits and throwing confetti. Highly recommend visiting. ",
"Not all places can be downloaded, but is indeed nice to have for areas that do work",
"Did anyone else hear Indiana Jones say \"Ah, Venice.\" when they saw this? ",
"Looks like the panorama must have been taken from the [San Giorgio Maggiore Bell Tower](https://www.google.com/maps/place/San+Giorgio+Maggiore+Bell+Tower,+Fondamenta+S.+Giovanni,+30133+Venezia+VE,+Italy/@45.4295475,12.3429,483m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x477eae297dbf11d7:0x2c6e7f4d4f3ae2ad!8m2!3d45.4295475!4d12.3438532)",
"I just died laughing and my boss gave me a dirty look 😂... back to work i go",
"It’s ok, water will go back down when the climate changes back and the ice caps re freeze. It’s been happening for millions of years. ",
"I meant across the big canal. ",
"I went in late September back in the mid '90s and it was perfect.",
" Looks like pacman",
"I thought it was garbage. I wish I could've seen it at its peak, and it gets better when the ship's leave and in the off season... But it's like a giant tacky tourist trap most of the time",
"As someone else said, it's the train station but also is the only place where cars are allowed to park and buses arrive. It's called Piazzale Roma",
"at least we have the bidet.",
"Actually, he didn’t build a pontoon bridge. He turned the island of Tyre into a peninsula.",
"I uh, only just now realized Venice is surrounded by water. I mean, I know it was underwater, but I didn't realize it was literally a flooded island. /r/thalassophobia",
"Why not Zoidberg claws?",
"Like a poorly drawn Pac man",
"there are two v's interlocking",
"I've been there multiple times and it has never smelled bad. I was expecting something, too. Nope.",
"Go tell that to the Plague and the other epidemics.",
"This city is amazing. If you ever get the chance to go, do it. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_EpzZSBWDI",
"Yeah, that saved me when I went. I'm not sure how else I would have gotten around otherwise. I could not afford the international data plan. ",
"it is a propeller and a lowercase e.",
"They were out of canon range as well until modern artillery was invented.",
"https://imgur.com/a/ROUOJ",
"Was the main canal built straight and meander over time or was it built that way?",
"It's interesting that in that Library image, they didn't blur out any of the faces: [LINK](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4331705,12.3248429,3a,75y,222.29h,93.23t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipPAlj3WiDnKKrNWGWNBiGbP6PBZ7ibEz-IGgn6g!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPAlj3WiDnKKrNWGWNBiGbP6PBZ7ibEz-IGgn6g%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya90.28945-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352)",
"Me too.\n\nI miss you Sly Cooper",
"Venice sucks and Italian merchants selling stuff on the pathways are fucking rude.. thanks reddit for letting me vent out ",
"The best Assassins Creed collectibles are the sea shanties from Black Flag that make an actual, noticeable difference when you collect one.",
"I like how it looks like a fish",
"This picture is Ve(ry)nice",
"Inconceivable! ",
"This is completely true, early Spring was nice, too. I used to live about an hour North, and the Autumn and Spring were my more enjoyable Venice experiences",
"Exactly. \n\nIt's not a matter of IF, but WHEN.",
"Very cool, they keep the city pretty clean? Guess no auto oil or runoff probably helps cut that down.",
"I think you underestimate the amount of ice compared to the surface area of water on earth. If all the ice in the world melted, levels would only (hah) rise 70 meters. That would be a fucking tall wall but not outside the realm of possibility.",
"Nom nom nom",
"Ten feet higher.",
"Almost all European cities do not have a grid layout. Granted, venice is particularly extreme because of the canal, but virtually any Italian city grows in radial, circular shape.",
"Tourists, well there are a few for the carnival but not as busy as in the summer ",
"While I mostly agree, have you played Origins? It's stunningly beautiful especially on an HDR TV, and it really nails the atmosphere in the same way Assassin's Creed II did. ",
"One of the coolest things about Tenochtitlan is that it isn't even a natural island: the ancient Mexica literally built their own island to put their city on, like some massive crannog or something.",
"No. Americans don’t shit on the grass outside the louvre ",
"It can be during the day. Once the cruise ships leave after 5pm it is much more enjoyable. ",
"And apparently Birmingham has more miles of canals and rivers then Venice does. I don't see it now I've seen this pic. There must be loads hidden away in my neck of the woods.",
"The original tide pod ",
"It's fantastic. I'd live there tomorrow if I could, even with the tourists.",
"What game was it where they made some of the collectibles only collectible through the stupid companion app? Was it Unity? That's when I stopped playing AC",
"!",
"\"Surviving historical records deal directly with the founding of Venice”- Wikipedia\n\n",
"Im spelling tomb 'toom' from now on, thanks.",
"Is Istanbul considered to be on the Black Sea? I wouldn't think so based on where the city is located but I don't know the technical city limits. ",
"The city/buildings are sitting on wooden piles (mostly tree trunks) pounded vertically into the mud underneath the city. How high the city sits is also determined by the length of the trees. They could always just lift the city.",
"Lord thinkof allthe toxins that that will unleash on the ocean",
"k",
"I wonder what the ocean litter is like there?",
"Bastardo!",
"I had a similar experience with new Tomb Raider.\n\nGo burn those seven soviet flags, then hunt the remaining 5/7 exotic wildlife, discover 3/5 secret tombs and complete those 2 challenge tombs. And after that don't forget to look for the 5 murals and 10 coin caches.\n\nWhen you see the [Skinner box](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning_chamber) it stops being fun.",
"Maps.me man. Best app ever",
"Well when did you go there? The height of tourist season? I went there in September or October and loved it (granted this was 15 years ago and I'm sure it is even more crowded with tourists now).",
"AC2 makes me feel like I've already been there.",
"Nah, definitely get lost at night. It's magic.",
"I visited Venice 2 days with my wife. The city wasn't as romantic as I imagined. Right down to the Gondola guy being on his cellphone half the time.",
"It is amazing. But DON'T go during tourist season.",
"Dyslexic Zoro strikes again",
"also you get swampfoot and malaria",
"[It's not an island but a peninsula](https://youtu.be/LOMn06mIKvM)",
"Sure enough. [This](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4295472,12.3437389,3a,32.9y,341.79h,87.54t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipPBJBoyx6RTz4-4s8sHdQAoD8QOMsQzrWMKDBLD!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPBJBoyx6RTz4-4s8sHdQAoD8QOMsQzrWMKDBLD%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-6.366387-ya24.674088-ro2.916188-fo100!7i3584!8i1792) is *almost* from where they were standing.",
"This is the feared city during the renaissance is it? Decent navy and no trees haha ",
"I hear Venice sucks because it's nothing but tourists now. It's like an old fancy Disney World. ",
"/r/riskyclick\n",
"pacman? ",
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAa....",
"That is not Venice Louisiana",
"Venice = Rapture",
"Ve Noice",
"*pacem, it's an accusative \nEdit: whoops nope of course it's an ablative so pace",
"What is the land mass and population of the land in this picture?",
"Be grateful for the carts of hay that make jumping from their churches a real piece of cake.",
"It looks so much prettier without jake and Logan Paul ",
"I live in Venice and the city itself doesn’t stink, not even when the tide is low.\nThe stink many people smelled is probably because of a kind of algae, known as “Sargasso” that’s not even from the Adriatic Sea.\nThis and, especially summer, when the water of the lagoon doesn’t have enough oxygen.\n\nA part from this event, Venice doesn’t smell bad.",
"I know it's unlikely that it was, but did you stay at the B&B owned by Fausto? ",
"I now have a strange desire to destroy that for the glory of Rome.",
"I was so angry about the ending of AC3 that I've since abandoned the series entirely. I was mad that Ubisoft set it up so they could continue to milk the series instead of giving it a proper conclusion. But I have heard so many good things about origins, I may have to pick it up and see what it's all about.",
"Damn aztecs stole Tolkien's idea of Laketown in The Hobbit, someone should sue their asses.",
"Can anyone ELI5 why they decided to build it in the water?",
"I managed to get lost even with the GPS phone, I found it very difficult to connect there the way the buildings are setup and had to keep finding open spaces to plan my next move. Great way to see the city though.",
"1. [Turn around](https://www.google.com/maps/@45.4348216,12.3303851,3a,75y,92.79h,88.43t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLgQZJc5Yhat7qrbicr9PcQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)\n2. Fail\n3. Cry.\n4. ????\n",
"I just see Pac-Man biting a thumb",
"This place should not exist. It is a testament to man's arrogance!",
"I used to skate there in the '80s and remember it being called Dog Town. I never put it together that it was from Doge.",
"One great big festering, neon distraction.",
"U cunt",
"It is super touristy. I was there for the new year, and there is graffiti that says stuff like, “fuck tourists” “go home tourists” all over the place. \nNobody who lives there is actually from there.\n\nI recommend checking it out in December. I went all up and down Italy over the course of the month, and everything was like a ghost town. \nIt was incredible to have all of these monuments, and museums basically to myself the whole time. \n\n",
"Yeah but it's *Rome*",
"I went to Europe this summer. Venice is only a place you wantbto be in for no more than 2 days because it is a big tourist trap",
"Went here in 2001. It's amazing how livable the planners of these cities made them. Looking for a place to relax and have lunch by a fountain? Oh, just turn the corner. It's empty.",
"Venice is like a sewer with people living in it.",
"Right, since they were founded before vehicle streets were the guiding principle. Most places in the Western US are all built with cars in mind and are usually as grid aligned as the terrain will allow.",
"You should go. Every corner feels like you're in a video game. You can still eat cheaply if you stay away from the Piazza San Marco. I ate there for 8 euro a meal per person. 4 euro for a pastry and a cappucino in the morning near thousand year old churches that still ring their bells on the hour. It's surreal and makes your brain tingle how lucky you are to be in a city this beautiful and historic. Book your AirBnB in advance. Travel there by train during the weekday. It's not only a tourist trap for the world, but also one for Italians. Venice isn't that crowded if you go in the offseason and on the weekday. I think I went in April. Go to Italy for 2 weeks. Visit Venice, but stay in a different city as your home base. I recommend Bergamo. Beautiful Northern City near the Alps. Only an hour away from Milano airport. It's modern, but they've protected the old fortress town called Citta Alta. After Venice, go to Florence. I haven't been yet, but the wife and I only had 3 days away from work and decided to pick one city instead of 2.",
"Also making it possible for water to go over the wall intooming the city in 70 meters of water with the circumference of the city and walls to hold it all in.",
"More likely it was people fleeing barbarian invasions that settled on the islands of the lagoon.\n\n",
"...You've never been there, have you.",
"I was there for two summers building cruise ships in the 90's. It was scary to get lost at night.",
"It looks like when you run out of space in a city building game.\n\nIt's so bizarre yet awesome that this place exists and that it's as old as it is.",
"It had cool sights and I’m glad I went, it was just kind of overwhelming",
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.",
"That seems improbable.",
"That is still my favorite photoshop of all time lol",
"I went in 96’. I got lost as hell!",
"I wonder how the fishing is.",
"Getting lost in Venice is the best way to visit it",
"Trump would like this. ",
"Here's a super high resolution scan of a detailed map from 1500, amazing how much hasn't changed. \ncartography.veniceprojectcenter.org",
"When are you looking to travel?",
"This should be the next PUBG map.",
"This should be the next PUBG map.",
"When are you looking to travel?",
"This should be the next PUBG map.",
"When are you looking to travel?",
"i was there last April...VERY Many tourists, lots of smells and still beautiful if you wandered around at 11 pm ",
"You’re probably used to it /s",
"There’s some weird *Back to the Future* type shit going on with the people in the background dude",
"Futurama has the best ideas.",
"I looked at this photo and the theme from AC2 started to play in my head.",
"Here is a super detailed map from 1500.\ncartography.veniceprojectcenter.org\n(On mobile, can't put in proper links)",
"Looks like a poorly planned SimCity region.",
"Night time is fine. All the cruise ships leave",
"Why waste time with that when you have such a great view right around the corner.\n\nhttps://www.google.com/maps/@45.4347613,12.3304959,3a,15y,81.57h,44.78t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1syCnBGFhhqMJMk6bjSzARZw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656",
"Gino’s Restaurant (maybe Pizzeria), right outside of Hotel Principe (maybe a 30 second walk from the train station) has some of the best food for the best price we were able to find in Venice. Plus the wait staff is very friendly.\nI highly recommend checking it out.",
"More like VeniSe. I’ll show myself out",
"You’re going to love it! Go to as many museums as you possibly can. Visit the Acqua Alta Bookstore. Check out some of the neighborhoods around the outer edges of the city like Dorsuduro, they have the most beautiful scenery and it’s very quiet compared to the big touristy parts. The food sucks in the busier areas, it’s very watered down and Americanized, so go to the little diners further out for a more authentic/romantic experience. And if you can, take a trip to Verona and Padua nearby on the mainland.\n\nOh and be wary of the guys handing out roses in the main square and playing dice on the bridges — they are part of an elaborate pickpocketing ring. Keep your money close to you.",
"[Yup, swamps surrounding your city are pretty sweet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenna)",
"Not in the Animus it ain't",
"\"CHOMP\"",
"Looks more like Bravos to me.",
"Florence smells worse.",
"[Here](http://cartography.veniceprojectcenter.org/) is the link. Wow, if you zoom in that is *very* detailed.\n\n",
"Hard to believe Hulk Hogan was born on the beach there.",
"How much of the land is artificial?",
"Must suck to live there if you like nature. ",
"Here's my take on Venice: We stayed 3 days at the Palazzo Leopoldo (I think that's the name), just around the corner from St. Mark's. Neat city, but the permanent resident population is at it's lowest levels, and is mainly inhabited by toursists and foreign workers. The city is basically an empty shell of it's former, glorious self. To find a popular restaurant with Italian staff is a win. It floods allot, and is sinking. Most tourists show up on a cruise ship and leave before the end of the day, so go out around dusk (if you're at a hotel) at least once, but be careful! Lastly, go to Murino, famous for hand-blown glass, it's a 15 min boat ride and much less crowded. Otherwise getting around Venice on foot is your only option unless you want to pay $400 for a shitty gondola ride in a crowded gondola canal. It's definitely not like the movies. If you're looking for ancient and classical sites in a modern city where people actually live, save yourself some trouble and go to Rome :) ",
"My brain automatically registered the title as \"Venice Beach\", but could not figure out what was going on on that image, a concert maybe? ",
"I've been there.",
"/r/MildlyZoidberg",
"Most Venetians wash their clothes in sinks or tubs and hang them on clotheslines that run between the buildings. No washing machine needed!",
"Fucking Sepia filters from these damn wannabe photographers.",
"If it was any firmer it'd be diamond",
"Maps.me is better and much easier to download regions. It's saved my ass many times",
">[We've ended the war on beautiful, clean coal. and it's just been announced that a second, brand new coal mine where they're going to take out clean coal — meaning they're taking out coal, they're going to clean it ](http://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-clean-coal/story?id=49376237)",
"It's all disorganized, why no one crash it and rebuild it ?",
"I wonder how much their flood insurance is",
"A trip to Venice?",
"I can smell it from here ",
"Build the wall higher! Plus, all Venetians know how to swim (I assume)!",
"Once the most powerful place on earth.",
"No, *you* learn to swim!",
"Revelations is the best one if you only care about freeroam IMO, the setting was so good in that it provided all the diverse locales of I and II condensed into the districts of one city to avoid repetitiveness, and also had the improved gameplay features of Brotherhood without all the wasted map space of open countryside where you can't really do anything fun. It was sort of like a greatest hits collection of all the games that had come before it. ",
"La dee FREAKING da",
"They should build a bridge instead !",
"Video of it:\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXNhYshUbw",
"Head for the fireplace!",
"Italy ? How so ?",
"If it makes you feel better, I was there for new year's eve, armed with a smartphone, Google maps, a bookmark of the hotel and my fluent Italian, and still got lost twice a day on average. Particularly at night, the way streets tend to suddenly cease to be is hard to adjust to.",
"Get down stronzo!",
"They should try this new technology, it's called a tree. Maybe add one or two to this r/urbanhell",
"sometimes it does smell bad. but it's localized in time (summer)/space.",
"What? these buildings are made of brick and stone. you cant just raise them...",
"All the roofs the same color, that's like an HOA's wet dream.",
"Been to Rome twice, can confirm, but give it some credit for being one of the first urban centers to introduce acquaducts, main-line sewers and conquering the known world. ",
"Ugh, those damn barbarians. They ruined everything!",
"It's the next Atlantis ",
"The opposite is the European style street maps, with the inevitable one-way streets, making it so that in order to leave the city centre you have to drive around it really fast until you reach escape velocity.\n\n",
"It looks like pacman",
"Not precise at all.\nThe phenomenon that you call “every year Venice floods” are just normal tides. Parts of the city are lower than others (Saint Marc Square for example). It floods the whole city only when it’s around 110cm or higher (from 110cm and above the “sirens” go off too to notice the people that after 3 hours you’ve got the peak of the tide).\n\nUntil now, not even once in 2017 and beginning of 2018 we had more than 110cm.\n\nThe “wall” is not a wall: it’s called Mose Project and they idea was to build on the seabed under the three “lagoon mouths” (in Italian “bocche di porto” the three entrances to the Venetian lagoon from the Adriatic Sea) underwater (of course) bulkheads that would stop the water from coming in. They would start them only with exceptionally high Sea tides (that are the most dangerous for Venice: search “Acqua Granda of 1966).\n\nThe big problem is that the project is completely or almost stopped: years ago they found that almost everyone involved with the project, mayor of Venice at the time and some Senators were all corrupted. \nThe Project is incredibly expensive (talking about billions) and they are not even sure it’ll work because they studies about it are from 20 years ago.",
"This image doesn't seem complete, one could say it's Portial",
"let's just say it can always be improved.",
"Looks like two snakes trying to eat each other",
"It's the train station.\n\nThe picture is pretty deceiving in a lot of ways. For example, it looks like it would be impossible to walk from the train station to Piazza San Marco (on the bottom right), but it's pretty easy.\n\nIt also looks like there's just one canal, but that's the main canal and there are tons of smaller canals. When getting directions, you'll often get them in terms of how many bridges you need to walk over.\n\nI highly recommend taking a trip to Venice and don't be afraid to go during a flood... just be prepared to make the most out of it by bringing water shoes and having fun.\n\nThey're pretty prepared for the floods. This is one of the nicer hotels that routinely gets flooded:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/ymLBEXn.jpg\n\nYou can still go pretty much anywhere by walking on the scaffolding:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/8beeEQr.jpg\n\nOr you can do what I did and just be crazy:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/nuOHvuu.jpg",
"Huh? You can easily jack up a building. I guess I shouldn't say easy...but it can be done.",
"I mean, it's worth it just for the amazing job they did recreating Egypt",
"Seems perfect for running roof to roof in Assassin's Creed. ",
"Thank you for reminding me this existed, I abandoned the series after playing Black Flag. Will check it out.",
"Holy crap. I thought Venice was built partly on land that flooded. Nope.",
"For real. That ending was worse than ME3",
"Stayed in Verona for a few days and took a train to Venice for a day trip. The train isn’t longer than 2 hours, and Verona doesn’t have too many tourists so you can see authentic Italian culture (and the food is incredibly good). It was definitely worth it visiting Venice for a day, but I couldn’t imagine spending more time than I did there. It’s just a massive outdoor shopping mall with some very good food and really basic souvenirs. Really cool experience, but I feel like there isn’t much to see there.",
"Two hands clasping?",
"Weird that we are now boating the invaders in from their shores",
"It smells even worse than it looks. ",
"Pacman.?",
"\"It was cold the other day too, so how can global warming be real?\"\n-our well informed leader",
"Hasn't been a island since the it's early habitants filled in The Seven Seas (the former swamps between the Island and the mainland) to make a bridge to the Island.",
"Looks like a cinnamon swirl. I’m making myself hungry.\n\n",
"[And if you don't pay no toll, we don't eat no rolls](https://youtu.be/QRSkCIx_-Qo)",
"Actually, on marshy banks and islets, but then expanded until it wasn't possible to expand any more with middle age tools.",
"You haven't met many academics, have you? That happens all the time.",
"The Tomb Raider franchise is a withered husk at this point. Have you played I-IV? Those were amazing. Those games had you on the edge of your seat, heart pounding. Now it's an uncharted ripoff. ",
"No u walk down the wrong alley and end up at a canal and have to back track and cut over to find one with a bridge. It could be fun with a boat tho",
"I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied.",
"[Ahh, Venice](https://youtu.be/eTTgusoFHhI?t=10s)",
"We’ll be fine, somehow we Venetians we’ll be able to survive!:)",
"amazing!",
"Odd name for a snake but he looks nice.",
"Anyone else see Pac-Man? ",
"Yeah...the gondoliers don't sing. I call BS. ",
"I can see that now. So what is Pac Man doing? Eating the other side of the city or...\n\n",
"Ahah trust me! You can be my guest to smell it yourself!",
"Cool!",
"Honestly... isn't this stupid af? How is this not stupid?",
"Exactly. At least ME3 was salvageable after some patches and dlc. AC3 was just bad.",
"TIL that Venice from the sky looks like Pac Man puking while driving down the highway on a motorcycle.",
"you sound like a pokemon npc.",
" The first is actually to never start a land war in Asia. Number two is slightly less well-known.",
"This man knows what he is talking about.\n\nAs someone who did the Italy tour last summer, I agree completely. It was the only place in Italy we didn't like, and we went to Naples (just to show we aren't all that picky). On top of all the other shit you listed... Maybe we were dumb, but we were constantly getting lost in that maze. Cell/Data reception was almost non-existent. Things cost twice as much at half the quality. The only thing I kinda enjoyed was the gold church and the fish market. We only stayed one night.. We ended up losing $400 on our hotel because we said \"fuck it\" and ate the cost and went an hour north to Treviso and we were so happy we did. ",
"ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!",
"Not too bad, but you have to go a bit further out in the lagoon!",
"Send giant robots down to the bottom of the sea to close the rift that's letting more water in.",
"Cities Skyline player designed this city",
"Yea yeah, we've all been to Italy before",
"BUILD THE WALL!!!",
"I've always wanted to go there. I'm worried that's it's too touristy",
"TROOOOOGGGDOOOOOOOrrrrrrrr!! ",
"I have, actually. All very sarcastic people.",
"Paaaaaper.",
"I would agree. If I could do it over again, I would stay in Treviso and train in to the city in the morning, do the touristy crap, then leave. ",
"Been there twice for work, great place if you don't have to work. ",
"You're an idiot if you think they had that setting as a default. They would have had to download and probably pay extra for an App that would string the pictures together to look like a panoramic.",
"The water on the otherside will just open up another rif eventually. All closing the current one will do is just push back the cities inevitable doom.",
"Or poveglia! ",
"The Plague fucked over everyone. A\n\nVenice was one of the great powers of the Mediterranean region even after the Black Death. ",
"London calling, to the imitation zone!",
"The sinking city.",
"He spent 24 million on a new fridge for Hair Force One. It better regenerate ice caps for that much.",
"It's a book rather than a documentary but City of Fortune by Roger Crowley is absolutely fantastic ",
"More like Venize.",
"The boats selling vegetables near it are great ",
"Eh?",
"So pacman gives head now? Sweeet",
"And I remember the time, when ya left for Santa Monicaaaa",
"This wall goes to 11.",
"Lol that’s a pipe dream. Maybe one day 🤷🏾♂️",
"That’s a tide pod right? The internet has officially broken me.",
"Zorro",
"Pollution is the main threat",
"To the faraway towns?",
"Now someone crazy recreate it in minecraft.",
"The water will be at 77 in less than 50 years.",
"Did you also see a guy masturbating on his back step in one of the alleys? I don't think my sister and I ever ran that fast before 😂",
"I spent a year in northern Italy. Air was awful there in the late fall and throughout winter. I wasn't even in a big city or anything, they just have shit air for some reason. Made me appreciate American air so much. I didn't know how good we have it in that regard. ",
"Venice has cleaned up quite a bit from the 80s when I was a kid. I remember being amused poking sticks at things like diapers floating down the canals back with I was 9. Went back as an adult and was impressed by the cleaning and improvements.",
"Do you think prices will go down then ?",
"/r/unexpectedzoidberg",
"It's a drag to notice the diminished number of folks that actually live there. So much of the real estate is just investment property to rent out to tourists.\n",
"The kind that says the same thing all the time or the kind that says two or three new things until it eventually starts repeating itself?\n",
"This is a phenomenal pro tip. Post it to LPT before someone else does",
"Looks like Zoidberg's claws.",
"If hell ever fills up, they can just put people here. Longest 3 days of my life.",
"Don't worry, we have this amazing system called MOSE that will save the city, it costed only some billions of taxpayers' money and some fraud and corruption convictions.Don't worry, it will work...it will...it...fuck lets call it Atlantis already",
"I went between xmas and new years and while there was a really cold day it was pretty nice. We got a room a block from the Plaza del Marco quite cheaply. The only real issue was the off season meant most shops and restaurants were closed, so you had to look around more to find things open to get dinner.",
"It *is* an old tourist trap.",
"Do not fall in the water",
"I see hardly any open green space or trees. I am not sure this would be an enjoyable place to live.",
"I read somewhere that St. Mark's Square is disgustingly filthy with every kind of shit imaginable on the ground there, birds, dogs, rats even people :(",
"My recent experience was that Florence is just as crowded and touristy as Venice. In Venice it was actually easier to get away from the crowds too, depending on where you're staying.",
"Have you seen the Netherlands?",
"Looks like trash floating in the ocean",
"Look like some attack on titan multiplayer map oss 😂😂",
"Not necessarily before automobiles, just unplanned cities in general. Cities that were planned upon founding already had grids and wide roads, for carriages and carts mostly.",
"He meant real Scandinavians not North Germans",
"THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME",
"AMA!\n\nThis is my city, I live here. So before reading anymore stupid comments (but really, where do hear or read things so stupid about Venice?) if somebody is truly interested in knowing more about it, AMA!",
"It is not. You can even check on [Wikipedia in Latin](https://la.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requiescat_in_pace)",
"Many Americans haven't.",
"You can jack up just about any house, that's how you fix a foundation. For Venice type stuff there are companies that do wood pile repair right now: https://www.ramjack.com/portland/-/salem/our-services/timber-pile-support/#~R2q8k8\n\nSure, the scale is pretty big, but that doesn't mean it's not possible. Just expensive right now. I'm sure the logistics of an entire city would have to be taken into account, too, but again, not impossible.",
"Fun fact, venice wasn't one island. It was built by putting wood and stone underwater to build it up ",
"I’ve been there, beautiful place walking around or only then little boats. ",
"Lobster claw town ",
"Taking this opportunity to suggest people play the new AC game. It’s actually amazing. ",
"I went to Venice in '07 and one of the people I was with told me that if I was ever lost to look at the corners of the buildings. Most all of them have a sign pointing to Roma, which would get you back to the train station. ",
"Still pretty unassailable",
"Remember that South Park episode \nin Venice it's-a all pee, we swim in the pee wee drink-a the pee ",
"I said that place is a SHITHOLE. ",
"So like....instead of a car at 16 do they get boats??",
"Hey! What’s the real risk of expats running into issues with organized crime? A lot of travel documentaries kind of “hand wave” that paying dues to mafia is part of the culture. I can’t imagine that to be true. Is it? ",
"Where war is declared?",
"How does this city even exist??",
"My sister went last year and said it's totally worth the extra money to stay in Venice versus on the coast and commute in. Said crowds don't get bad until 9 or 10 a.m. Because most tourists aren't staying there and it gets better after dark as well.",
"Looks exhausting.",
"when will it be sunk ?",
"I can smell it from here. ",
"Wait wait! I think I can make out a crack dealer. And I think I see the restroom stalls with feces and bloody tampons smeared on the wall. Yup, that Venice for sure!",
"Yeah, why not destroy all the natural world while we're at it? From space, human developement looks like vericose veins.",
"It doesn't matter how high up you take that picture, you'll still be able to smell the piss water in the canals.",
"So venice is the literal embodiment of water world habitat scenario?",
"How deep is the water beneath the city? I shamefully know nothing about how Venice was built ",
"I would guess Venice is pretty neat compared to Nairobi or Dhaka.",
"That's a good tip for pretty much anywhere you around the world, there's always great, local food next to bus and trains terminals and stations.",
"This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.",
"> There’s a myriad of footage online (and a subreddit too!) \n\n/r/Chinesetourists/",
"I can see exactly where I stayed from this photo. (Building immediately left of the Salute, which is the large structure near the very bottom) The bells that close are loud af.",
"Don't get it as criticism, I am just genuinely curious. Why did you feel the need to keep \"aqua alta\" in Italian? It literally just means \"high water\" so it's not a name and the message would be conveyed better if it got translated since not everyone might know what it means",
"Looks so vulnerable to attack back in the old days when it was a dominant power. How it was not conquered so easily?",
"Ahhh Venice!",
"I'm really curious about what Venice smells like.",
"True; a thousand years unconquered, and the Theodosian Walls only fell to the advent of the age of gunpowder. ",
"HA! Inconceivable!",
"That’s what I meant by long range. ",
"Whoa. Too real, man.",
"The general consensus is that it was founded by refugees fleeing from Germanic and Hunnic invasions. Understandably they wanted somewhere defensible. Venice is also inside a lagoon rather than just being a random island, which helps shelter it from the sea. Overall, considering the fact it was the richest place on earth for quite some time, the location proved to be a very good choice ",
"So no golf course? ",
"Where does the ocean rise come from? shouldn't the ice be raising the water just as much as the \"extra\" water? \nAs I'm writing this I'm thinking about the ice on land and thinking I should probably move to Google ",
"I lack the words to tell you how amazing this comment is.",
"I didn't know Pacman was Italian",
"Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon man! Er, maybe he was just a dragon! Um, but he was still TROGDOR!",
"They gotta look good for the ‘gram",
"Great, now you've ruined Venice.",
"Then it's payday for dutch waterwork companies",
"It's a little higher this year than it was last year on account of the Dollar not having the best time right now against the Euro, but if you check autoeurope.com and kayak.com you'll find plenty of decent prices well short of the thousands. Searching May 19th through June 2nd has economy manuals at $250, and midsize manuals at $300. Automatics can be had for $330 as compacts, and these are all through companies that'll let you drive all over Western Europe. A good bet is the Hertz Volvo V40 for $327 on the dates above. I was in one of those in Copenhagen just last week and they'll hold three people and two weeks worth of baggage no problem, and they're comfortable enough to drive long distances in.",
"In my experience, they were WAY too into sepia in the 19th century. ",
"Actually, they are pretty aware of their situation being grim in the future.",
"No wonder I got lost there.",
"While everyone here keeps talking about it sinking, I keep thinking about how awesome of a place it would be to scuba dive on a future vacation. Bring on the floods!\n- Scuba Steve",
"\"Mama's making-a spaghetti tonight. I want to be-a *buried* in her sauce!\"",
"This is one of the top places I want to travel to. Never realized how small it is though.",
"Because it's an incredibly historic city with incredibly beautiful buildings. Aside from anything else demolishing everything would kill tourism to the city completely ",
"True. I studied and worked there (in a hotel of course, cause there's no non-turism-related working opportunity in town) for quite a few years as well. It is madness. Living there is impossible. Too many people, unsustainable amounts of fevered tourism and exploitation that, with the complicity of those who leech a living out of it, has turned Venice into a crumbling, festering chesspool.\n The city itself would be breathtakingly beautiful, with all of its art and history, and yet it has been dragged to total ruin by rotten greed and unscrupolousness. \nA bloody shame. ",
"Oof ouch my Katrina",
"They were living in the future.",
"It looks gross tbh, like a nasty patch of skin, like that wood nipple yesterday on r/WTF",
"I know what I’m watching this afternoon, thanks ",
"What'd you say?",
"TIL panorama has been around since *at least* 1870",
"Why not Zoidbergs?",
"Looks like Pac-Man biting a giant's thumb.",
"> *ruined* everything!\n\nliterally",
"I found it to smell from dog pee. No grass/dirt for the dogs to pee on so the sidewalks stank. In September FWIW",
"It’s an assassins creed reference. ",
"We at Holland are doing fine",
"There still a bit of a 'real world' story in Origins as well, but it's so small it feels like it was just tacked on because 'AC games need modern day BS in each episode as well'.\n\nThe core story/gameplay is very sharp though.",
"I came here to say this but I didn’t want to be “that guy” so I made sure it had already been said. Fantastic. ",
"The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. ",
"Braavos!",
"Lets be honest, this place is fun and all, but it really is a pretty stupid idea",
"Am I the only one seeing a giant Pac-Man? ",
"V nice.",
"Doesn't look all that bad to me at all. That's not exactly Florida levels of flooding.",
"Building it straight would obviously make it shorter but that's not necessarily a good thing. Having it longer means more area for goods to be loaded and unloaded from land to water ",
"a lot of the ice in question is on land, so it doesn't affect water levels until it melts. There is definitely ice sitting in/on top of water that was factored in and I'm not sure what the displacement is compared to the impact of it being liquid.",
"Is this meant to be deep? ",
"looked like Sim City 2000 played by a 10-year old from frontpage : )",
"Was there this time last year, fantastic weekend trip. Totally recommend it, but to save money don't bother with the gondola and you get cheap pizzas only a few minutes away from the square. Also we went on a wine tasting and walking tour, that was the highlight ",
"I was there two years ago - smelled HORRIBLE!",
">in-tombed\n\nYou may have only heard it spoken and not seen it in print; it's spelled entombed. Great word!",
"It's not weird so much as intentional.",
"/r/gatekeeping",
"[As a board game](https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic1806379.png).\n\nThe game is [San Marco](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1041/san-marco).",
"Haha. As someone from West LA I was also confused for a second.",
"it’s a dinosaur",
"Must have been pretty damn shallow though.",
"Disney doesn't exactly have much in the way of great art, literature, music, history, culture and food.\n\nI'd have to say without any hesitation that's there's simply no comparison at all between Disney and Venice.",
"Not technically. It’s on the Sea of Marmara. ",
"Also the fact that they had natural sewer that periodically drained due to tide really helped the city grow beyond what was possible in other places. \n\nIn hindsight, Venice was some prime estate. It just had high cost of infrastructure development.",
"How can a stone city be \"totally leveled\" in an age before explosives?",
"*Future Atlantis* *",
"Probably the best and shortest answer is \"build up\". More people, smaller footprint. If done correctly it can work beautifully. If not, see Kowloon city.",
"How do they build the foundations for the buildings?",
"woah",
"Looks like a tide pod",
"It didn't really smell bad to me... The issue is going in the summer. The humidity is fucking insane, and a lot of hotels don't have AC. I couldn't even use a sheet. I'd just lay in bed and sweat through the mattress everynight.",
"Gwobal wuhpo?",
"Actually, I think the name came from the famous \"Dog Shit Hill\"; the only grassy block in the whole place. Legend has it that it was once as flat as everything else in town, but 80 years of dogs made that a fairly large hill.\n",
"I've been thinking of getting 6 with the Humble Bundle deal. What would you say are the pros/cons of the two?\n\nI've just passed 400 hours in Civ5 - I fall into hours-long \"civ holes\" if I'm not careful. But I haven't played any other iteration before so I'm not sure how it compares.",
"Once I woke up at 4 am in Venice and I went around the city until daytime. It was the most mystic experience of my life.",
"I have thought about it... It's very hard to find long term rentals there now though, with air BnB being taken to full advantage by the locals and investors. Property prices have gone up a lot too in recent years because of this as well. :(",
"But dredging sand doesn't change the elevation of Florida. Unless you are trying to make a dam out of sand. You'll just be making a large beach that will soon be underwater with the rest of the coast line.",
"Dumb question - do driving directions and all other functionality work as though you have a net connection if you download the offline version prior to an international trip?",
"I like your brain and the connections it makes.",
"[Yo, where V-Nice at? V-Nice?](https://i.imgur.com/9s70XLg.jpg)",
"/u/cunt",
"how many times has this been posted lmao",
"Venice is bizzaro Superman's home city!",
"Looks like a blister on the beautiful earth",
"Ah yes, right. Have to jump a vaporetto to get across. ",
"So you had to eat masks for dinner?",
"*It’s behind the 8 ball, you moron*\n\nLast action hero if nobody understood that reference ",
"Protip: Lost in Venice? Look for the couple with a bottle and a loaf of salami. They're human maps, but prefer solitude.",
"This is what I was thinking about as I scrolled :)",
"Fun fact...the canals are also sewage transport",
"I really wish tenochtitlan survived. We lost an insane amount of historic buildings in the Americas just because they were leveled or everyone died and jungle overgrew buildings.",
"\"It's not an S, on my world it mean hope.\"",
"With all this climate change it should be under water already. What gives?",
"Looks like Pac-Man! ",
"I want to do this now.",
"How much is it for a house on the river running through the center?",
"CNN....fake news....sad \n\nVenice isn’t flooding. No such thing as global warming...fake news....sad. \n\nEdit. Sarcasm people. Dam you idiots. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/K7XYlQn.png\n\nPretty sure global warming already screwed over the Venusians",
"Isn't that water 7? ",
"While it’s beautiful, it’s just a gigantic tourist trap. It’s only purpose is for foreigners. It’s quite sad",
"I don't see the Snapchat HQ there",
"Sup Andrew Ryan",
"\"Holy crap the city is huge!\"\n\"And the island is so small what is it the people do here?\"\n\nYeah, I know they trade but what they be trading?",
" Isn't a lot of the city already on floats? Just convert those buildings that still have stone foundations to float and they'll be the only ones to survive. ",
"Once augmented reality becomes more of a thing exploring Braavos might be my favorite thing to do. ",
"It's not an S. On my world it means float.",
"I read this as Vsauce and was confused",
"Really not true. St Mark's Square is busy but not particularly dirty ",
"Falling into the canal would have given you lots of diseases. ",
"This just seems like a bad idea",
"What does it smell like?",
"Venice was virtually unseigable for centuries because it was on an island. You needed a really big fleet to attack and capture it, and, well, guess who had the biggest fleet in Christendom??",
"No.",
"You can tell by the big 'C' on it's dorsal fin.",
"That's the cooooooolest picture of Venice I've ever seen. That's amazing! ",
"Do people have like office jobs in Venice? What do the residents do all day? ",
"I was there on Xmas Eve one year. We woke up Xmas morning and the entire city was empty. It was really awesome.",
"They built this city on rock and roll.",
"Was shot by God",
"Yep. Rough times, man. Rough times.",
":(",
"Yeah, but it would be more efficient for distributing goods and attracting more people. They can put an Attraction Park or a Casino for tourism. People love it. No need for that 10th century old stuff.\n\n\nI am sure the canal could be filled easily with modern tools, since there are no invaders anymore. It is very disrespectful and unfair to impose outdated churches and culture onto refugees.",
"Further protip: I travelled Europe before smartphones. Just learn to use a paper map. ",
"It pulled a Dwayne Johnson 2012",
"It looks like a boat party that got really out off hand, and then came to terms with itself and settled down and invested in its 401k.",
"ugh, it looks like a glomerulus and bowman's capsule. Cannot unsee.",
"I'm sure someone is selling the air online in a can and making a buck for it. On other note, are you interested in supplying your city's air so that we can start a joint venture together. I promise I'll take care of the distribution.",
"My dad went in the 80s and apparently it stunk all Summer",
"looks gross. No green.",
"The ultimate process servers?",
"If you angle it just right, you can complete one of the Venice obelisk environmental puzzles!",
"So then you looked like the sad face mask you had to eat?",
"That does sound awesome. I love being out during the really early morning hours, watching everything come awake really is something special. Plus there is much less of a chance of running into a creepy person at 4am vs 11pm.",
"I figured you were talking about Raël.",
"If only we could make this in cities: skylines",
"Happy is that city which in times of peace thinks of war",
"Why not Zoidberg?",
"It depends on his/her expectations. Maybe they were too low.",
"It looks like Internet Explorer built a city.",
"And battle come down?",
"Serious question - where does all the poop go?",
"Braavos",
"I'm curious - is the entire island rammed with tourists, or once you get off the main thoroughfares and into the tiny alleys at the edges is it actually quite quiet and 'local'?",
"Like Isle Delfino",
"New pubg map? ",
"I thought you meant an 8 ball of coke",
"[Cape Coral, FL - over 400 miles of canals](http://naplesgolfproperties.com/client-content/naplesgolfproperties_com/uploads/2017/02/Cape-Coral-Aerial.jpg) ",
"Where you could only pay with Doge Coin?",
"Of America...\nhttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/sm8ZqI-ed94/maxresdefault.jpg\n",
"yeeii veniceee",
"Credo de Credito",
"Rippin Pace Picante",
"You know what would keep this city from sinking? Turning it into a massive ship.",
"I looked at this very quick and thought it was a square pancake",
"Was that city build on the water purposely or was it originally built on an island and it has been sinking since?",
"It will be a welcome diversity to the boring old white christian culture of Venise. If Lebanon could do so, they can do it too.\n\nWhy were not yet compelled to adopt the melting pot, when they can see all the benefits it brings everywhere, first and foremost in the USA.",
"We'll just have to rebuild the city on mars, after we terraform it of course",
"TRUMP INTENSIFIES",
">And here you can zoom in and see more\n\n\n\"Oh cool, someone made a interactive map!\"\n\n\n\".... Oh. It's Google maps... Duh\"",
"It was the cleanest city I visited in Italy back in October tbf",
"Almost all of Denmark and the Netherlands will be submerged. I guess I'll move to Iceland. ",
"lmao they’re so fucked",
"The air that you take, keep it.",
"Boy... how'd you like to try and buy flood insurance there ?!\n",
"You're an idiot if you think people paid for apps in the 1800s. THere's literally a pirate ship in this picture.",
"Read this book\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_of_Florence:_A_True_Story\nMob burns down historical buildings every few years so their construction companys and craftsman can fleese the world.",
"Wow they made it look like a square cut 4 cheese pizza!!! ",
"Imagine playing PubG here lol",
"check out stellaris if you like civ 5",
"Its a giant cinnamon toast crunch?",
"*Instagrammers",
"mama mia",
"How’s the weather?",
"With Quattro fromaggio ",
"I got arrested in Venice",
"I know those roofs like the back of my hand",
"No, getting lost *is* the fun bit. I went there together with an Argentinian bloke I had just met because we shared a Couchsurfing host. Upon arriving we had a small argument whether or not to buy a map (I didn't want to). In the end we settled for buying but not using it as a compromise.",
"I feel like you’re saying boy’s hole. And It’s boy’s soul.",
"Yes, and it's your fault if you go there.",
"What hubris",
"I went in March. It was busy, but ok. Height of summer would be hellish. \n\nI loved it, perfect for a long weekend. ",
"City building is great, the religious wars are fun (or infuriating) and a huge expansion is coming out this month that adds golden/dark ages that affect your civ, and \"loyalty\" which can cause cities to switch civs.",
"Ok this explains everything! Yup their fucked. Sorry but if you guys need some dirt, I know where the mountains are.",
"If you have a VR headset you can walk around a 3D model of Venice in Google Earth and its absolutely incredible ",
"Bastardo ",
"Them.",
"Is the glass blowing scene still big?",
"[3D Google Maps link!](https://goo.gl/maps/Sj9LZ65WEvG2)",
"It was fucking packed with tourists when I was there but pretty empty during the evening.",
"Florence was also my favorite! just went to Italy for a month and while Venice is a lot of fun to explore, its something like 40,000 of the 60,000 people on the island at one time are tourists.",
"How many years until it sinks?",
"It was, and still is a lagoon",
"Kids, listen, please. This is a dying city because of constant and neverending disneyfication. Please, I beg you, be a responsible tourists if you wanna go there like everyone else. Don't feed the tourism industry. Sleep on the mainland (at night there's nothing going on in the centro storico anyway), bring your own food (or walk the extra mile and do research on where to find locally-owned shops!) and you're already on a good way. If you arrive on a cruise ship you deserve a pair of concrete footwear and a one-way trip to the lagoon.",
"Subsistence (aka sinking) has been greatly reduced by ceasing to remove groundwater.",
"I agree it’s pretty hands ",
"Who put that in there?",
"Still Hamburg has more bridges than Venice",
"I grew up in Venice, CA and never thought of all of this. The area was definitely modeled after Venice and there are a couple buildings that are definitely modeled after Doge's Palace but is that really where the Dogtown name comes from?",
"Synchronized ",
"Yes it is. Very cool that it captured three type of ships spanning two eras of sailing. It has masted ships, the intermediary paddlewheels, and \"modern\" prop driven ships all there.",
"They should call this place Claustrophobis.",
"Was about to post the same thing...",
"The city is a testament to man's arrogance. ",
"TIL Venice is shaped like a Tide Pod. ",
"That’s about it. The story felt rushed and unfinished. The Animus in this game just feels like it’s there and forced to make the game an Assassins Creed. ",
"Yes.",
"Banana for scale?\n\nIDK if this is just how cities with rivers running through them look but this reminds me of new Orleans.\n\nAre there any parks or anything?",
"Ƨupermin",
"*ZORRO*",
"r/desirepath ?",
"ctrl-f pac.. oh good someone else saw a pacman bj also",
"And there's only a few bridges so if you're not on the right side it can be a long way back",
"Soon to be an expanded section of the Venetian Lagoon",
"It's Venice. If you look closely you can see the guy juggling chainsaws on the boardwalk.",
"It looks way less romantic from the top. ",
"Username checks out",
"I bet it has to be provided by the government, I don't see how a private company could do that in a way which was both profitable and beneficial to the residents of Venice.",
"Or swimming",
"http://funlexia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Venice-is-Pacman.jpg",
"Learn to ride a horse. Cars are overrated.",
"Agreed. Traveled for two weeks in Italy and Rome was my least favorite city. If I returned to Italy I would probably just skip Rome. I probably wouldn't ever skip Florence or Venice though.",
"What the fuck were they thinking",
"You're an idiot if you think Apple would let an unsigned app be available for that long. They'll revoke the profile ASAP ",
"nice observation, that is pretty neat",
"But why male models?",
"Could you draw this for me? I don't see it.",
"Top comment on this is someone negatively judging tf out of a group of people with 5k+ upvotes. That's dangerous. ",
"It's a fucking Tide pod. ",
"Let that sink in",
"Didici hodie",
"Reticulating Splines...",
"Yeah, it's not as though such an approach to cross fertilisation has ever yielded results...",
"I prefer the Olthoi",
"Yeah but that would cost billions! ",
"I would have called it\n\nYin Yang in a Box Island",
"ahh yes when I WAS A BOY back in Sicily.... ",
"Correct! This is how you get to Venice via train. ",
"No this dude is from Nebraska",
"Got engaged to my wife riiiiight at the bottom right corner near the piazza",
"I've always wanted to go there. I'm worried that's it's too touristy",
"Why do we feel the need to keep \"el Nino\" and \"la Nina\" in Spanish?",
"I had GPS but NO international plan. I spent lots of GPS money in Venice.",
"Truly Savage times",
"They made a movie about this. ",
"They used to knock down and rebuild flood-prone buildings, but that's the thing, they don't anymore to preserve the buildings so just lifting the city isn't an option ",
"Yes! Wish it was more active, though.",
"Makes sense, hard to have a gigantic metropolis on a little stub of an island.",
"Not really the same thing but I get your point ",
"A building I stayed a month at in Venice is in that 1870 photo. What a cool thing to see.",
"Quite simply because it's on an island and you can't march thousands of troops across water, meaning they could defend effectively even when heavily outnumbered. \n\nDuring the War of Chioggia in 1378-9 for example, the mainland was occupied by >5000 Hungarian and Paduan troops but the Venetians built palisades and chains around the entire city and blocked the lagoon that Venice is inside by placing chains from lido to lido making an attack from the sea next to impossible. Attempts were made to reach the city through the town of Chioggia (hence the name of the war) but Venice blockaded it and eventually won it back and won the overall war\n\nMore generally, avoiding wars against major land powers on its doorstep, a very powerful navy and a very determined and patriotic population helped it survive ",
"Even if you have GPS on your phone it doesn’t do much good. I went two years ago and was constantly getting lost/couldn’t get a signal.",
"Basically nobody outside the Northeast or a major city",
"This may be a sort of impossible question, but what is life like there? I visited for a few days in October and absolutely loved it, but couldn't help but feel that life there would be bizarre. I kept finding myself imagining what it would be like to peer out of one of those house windows at completely new slews of people every day, knowing they were just there to look and leave. What do you do for a job? Are there places the venetians go and the *real Venice* culture takes place away from the crowds? \n\n\nSorry for the unorganized mess, I'm just really curious about Venetian life! ",
"Import some Dutch and they'll figure it out\n",
"Not too bad actually, I live on the mainland but I’m in Venice to celebrate with my friends who finished their exams ",
"I would like to call before the court, the defendants, \"Chicomecoatl's buttocks\".",
"It would drive me mad living there and not being able to fish. ",
"It was my favorite city I got to visit in Italy. Such a beautiful country and I hope to go back someday. I remember learning how there is only one bridge to get on/off the island. At night time the square was so beautiful and the gondola ride was wonderful! <3",
"Notice how it's half under water. I wonder why...",
"Plus, global warming is a hoax created by the Chinese anyways",
"[They said it was daft to build a city on the water.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNaXdLWt17A)",
"So I shouldn't go? Anywhere ever?",
"A poor city isn't made of Marble",
"Do trees grow in Venice? ",
"Used to go into the canals, now you are required to install a septic tank under your house if you don't have it already. To empty the tanks, you call, what I call, the \"shit\" boat. If your house doesn't have direct access to a canal, the \"shit\" men have to run a tube from your house to the canal even for hundreds of meters if necessary. \n\nhttp://www.risecologia.it/39-2/\n\n:) -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=104&v=cLgDwID9zAc",
"Ugh. Venice is in California. Stupid!^^^/s",
"sucks to be a delivery guy there i asume",
"RIP Venice",
"Well not that fine. The delta works projected cost of upgrades to combat climate change is €100 bn.\n\nThat's a lot that could be spent on things other than keeping the sea out.",
"Luckily, Venice was rich enough to afford the best defense and was never taken. It also had very powerful alliances which helped too.",
"Nice!",
"Sorry, re-reading it really makes my comment look too aggressive. I wrote a [serious one](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uj0m9/venice/dtl7ut1/?context=0), too.",
"Underrated comment, vecio",
"You need to get away from the main canal. There is a very harsh and sudden line between tourist and not. Believe me there are local areas there, and some seemed reasonably poor (but probs just because of rent). I stayed for 7 days and have seen every nook and cranny. I can't even begin to describe how you could draw a line around the main tourist patches and have the feel change so suddenly with as much as one tiny bridge crossing. \n\nThis was perhaps the most wonderous thing about the place for me, and the only other country I have seen that is even remotely like this, is Bangkok's slums dotted amongst rich neighbourhoods. There are so many hidden church's and amazing buildings or statutes, Tiny square openings and mini parks for the locals. Corner store single slice pizza shops that charge fairly and sell the best of the best. You have to get yourself lost for a whole day on just one side of the main canal.\n\nA week in Venice would be a massively different experience to a few days.",
"I hear money!!",
"AC III gets a bad rep. Although it was defiantly not a great game and all the games that have followed have gotten worse imo I honestly really liked Connor, I may have a bias as I’m fascinated by Native Americans. But he was a much stronger protagonist than anything that has followed.\n\nHaven’t played Origins or Rogue though",
"Otherwise known as River Ridge in Bit City.",
"It looks like an assassins creed map",
"If we're going to trust wikipedia pages, we should also trust Bertrand Russell's which lists him as a historian? Not sure your point here other than to be dismissive.",
"and room for more rats",
"Yes it is",
"Correct.. here is your cookie ",
"> The Knights of St. John held against the Ottoman Empire on the island of Malta in some of the largest sieges in medieval and pre-modern history.\n\nIt was literally in the modern period. ",
"That sounds awesome! Is Venice pretty safe? ",
"Perdition City?",
"The shops being closed was probably more a factor of you going between Xmas and New Years'",
"It looks like BIG MEATY CLAWS!!!",
"Only when it's hot out. Go in October or November! It's perfect. ",
"It’s just the way people refer to the specific flooding phenomenon in Venice, even when speaking something other than Italian (at least in my experience). High tide is high tide, it happens along every coast on Earth... but when the tide brings knee deep water into St. Mark’s square, it’s *Aqua Alta*, almost like it’s a proper noun. ",
"What does the \"s\" stand for?",
"Well, I don't know, I've never done that, do you do that? Why? To who? Just any kid?",
"You guys are like video game NPCs the main character might meet.",
"Yeah you have a point there, #Ancestorproblems",
"Yes, walking Venice at night is awesome. For the day time though, just don't go during the height of the tourist season. It was totally manageable in September last year.",
"The canal smells so disgusting. Our Airbnb host said please don't swim in the canal, many tourists do. Yuck.",
"I would hate living in such a place. There's no place like solid land",
"This gives me claustrophobia and I've never even been there. Nor am I claustrophobic. ",
"I see two fish trying to eat each other!",
"Needs a park",
"Actually it was rather safe to swim in the canals. Then the lagoon’s flows changed and the water got much worse ",
"Wtf, when is it gonna sink already",
"Looks like Pac-Man and a snake biting each other",
"Not to shit on your experience, but this kinda sounds like a good analogy for how a kid feels when they are left in the supermarket. It's a lot more terrifying in the moment than it should be.",
"Absolutely no surprise that such a delusional and ignorant comment comes from a t_d poster. You accuse Europe of giving up its culture by letting Muslim people immigrate then suggest bulldozing down historic buildings to replace them with casinos, utterly ridiculous. ",
"Meh, only i a few random spots. And honestly, that's the same for nearly any big city.",
"It makes me wonder what ancient cities would look like in a picture like that ",
"i went in 2011 and it smelled awful ",
"What a wonderful place to visit and get lost. I must return! ",
"yeah well, good luck finding the cheap labor to scrub the coal without immigrants",
"Can confirm, am a stinky Italian who’s never seen a deodorant before or ever taken a shower ",
"Especially given the natural constraints imposed by canals.\nI always expect more, but it's not that bad indeed.",
"They float over, come ashore and literally block the walkways just being lazy and doing nothing. ",
"[Here](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/207/210/b22.jpg) is a live stream of what it looks like right now!",
"That is not correct. Venice was founded by tobacco millionaire Abbot Kinney in 1905 as a beach resort town. It was an independent city until 1926, when it merged with Los Angeles. Today, Venice is known for its canals, beaches, and the circus-like Ocean Front Walk, a two-and-a-half-mile (4.0 km) pedestrian promenade that features performers, mystics, artists and vendors.\n\n",
"Ah, Venice. ",
"Oh yea. We got in around 11pm and our hotel was situated at the end of what I affectionately called “murder alley.” Ancient stone alleyways and tiny and without street lights. ",
"It looks like Pac-Man is going to eat half of it.",
"Hey, who are you calling a massive dyke?",
"Family got lost like 12 years ago there. We couldn't even find water. We asked a man walking beside us with a TV on his shoulder if he could help or point us to the train station. In perfect accent-less English he said, \"No, I dont speak English\"\n\nWe're convinced that TV was newly stolen and he was too busy with that.",
"I was just there in September and I can say the same thing. Great time of the year to go.",
"Thanks!",
"TIL: Venice is an island",
"Huh, TIL that \"Venice\" is only a small part of Venice, which is just a normal city. ",
"~~Global warming~~\n\nClimate change.",
"All my brain sees is Ezio jumping on the rooftops... ",
"Not op but have lived in the area for 6 years.\n\nPaying dues is not part of the culture at all but if you don’t have resident status here, certain things are a lot more expensive. \n\nFor example one trip on a water bus for a resident costs €1.50 but for a tourist it’s over €7. \n\nI believe the mafia is a lot more prevalent in the south but not many people will openly speak of it, and it seems to cause a lot of unease and tension as a topic of conversation. ",
"/s",
"Meh, I had the exact opposite impression (and I don't even eat most of the typical Italian food). I went to all the major Northern Italian cities and then some last September and Florence was the most interesting, but Venice is the one I've been daydreaming about going back to the most since.",
"I'm not done with it yet, but I didn't like the outside-the-animus sequences either. But they're short so far and unintrusive.",
"Where else did you visit? \n\nPlanning a trip and looking for a couple of smaller spots in North Italy to spend a few nights in each (planning to fly into Rome for one night [I've already visited before], 3-4 in Florence, then ~7-8 elsewhere, return flight from Milan)",
"I just wanted to post somewhere how beautiful this city is!",
"Dang, Doro lived there?!",
"You say that like you frequently write crime novels set in the dystopian future.",
"This was the most amazing surprise ever when i was lost in paris at 2 am.\n\n\"Im so lost im so lost im so- holy SHIT google maps works still???\"",
"Until you turn a corner and there's one yellowed streetlight positioned just above a tunnel that is pitch black",
"I have been told its one of the more smelly cities of Europe. Only thing that has stopped me from visiting. ",
"Are you just trolling or what?",
"Pacman",
"Nah Tuskers ",
"It wouldn't, unless it was one of those personal subs. Most of the water you see is ~15ft (~3m) deep.",
"amazing city. was particularly struck by how quiet and spooky it is at night. no cars. ",
"Treviso, Florence, Naples, Rome, Positano\n\nMostly hit the touristy spots. Next time we will do a more intimate and rugged tour of italy.",
"City by the bay!",
"There are mainly government services, architects offices, art galleries. Residents work in tourism sector or go to the mainland for all the other jobs ",
"You'd think with all it's popularity I'd have seen an aerial view of Venice before. ",
"Waka waka ",
"it gets 10 feet higher",
"V.nice",
"you elect Trump\n\n/sorry",
"Rumored to be originally built to resemble a giant fish from above. As it grew though the fish kind of got lost. ",
"Not really. There is still some genuine glass lab in Murano, but it’s dying",
"It's not any worse than any other modern city.",
"There has been a engineering project for venice to protect the city from the floods. They considered to build a kind of underwater dike with massive concrete poles around which could be controlled hydraulicly so that it could manage the amount of water entering the area surrounding Venice. This idea came from an earlier project called Project Delta, a dike that was build in 1984 in the Oosterschelde, the Netherlands. Which, again, was build for safety measures because of the big water disaster in 1953. You can even visit the dike --> https://www.neeltjejans.nl/.",
"> You accuse Europe of giving up its culture by letting Muslim people \u0010~~immigrate~~ invade\n\nFTFY.\n\nIt will happen anyway, like any other place of great culture where they go, where they eradicate previous religions.\n\nSo you might as well do it yourself.",
"Anyone else see pacman getting booted in the throat? ",
"It’s not random St. George church is built on the tail of the snake...",
"The atmosphere was spot on.",
"Why did they origonally decide this was a good place for a city?\n",
"Explosives have existed since before the Spanish went to the Americas *I believe*. Well I mean the Spanish has had them, they have existed in China since the 10th century. \n\nAnd [these] have existed since before 1,000 AD. And they can do quiet a bit of damage.",
"I would think the hordes of puritanical Mormons would be what sapped the life from there...",
"I actually didn't mind III. It was a definite step down from the Ezio games, but still enjoyable. I really disliked Connor as protagonist, though. He was angry, a bit of a dick, and incredibly selfish a lot of the game. And I didn't see very much character growth like we did with Ezio (who started off as a similar character-type in ACII and by the end of the game, felt like a person you would follow into battle and respect as a leader. By the end of Revelations, Ezio felt like some legendary hero)",
"God dammit that is not the next line!\n\nMy life is ruined! ",
"Shingeki no Mexijin",
"...\n\n*sudden realization, followed by glare*",
"To get into this boy's hole",
"1 tip: If you ever go there, make sure you don't go at peak moments (july-august primarily). It's so so crowdy that it's not fun anymore. It also gets really hot because the buildings are so close to each other.\n\nOn the other hand, it IS a stunning city worth visiting.",
"I never get the viewpoint of Revelations being the best one honestly. I mean fair enough but imo it had the worst story of the Ezio trilogy, the worst side missions and some pointless gameplay elements that just feel so out of pace (bomb crafting and tower defense).\nAlso Ezio's character, although well-developed since his days as a thug in Florence, was missing all of his charm and roughness which made me like him so much in the first place.\nStill a good game, but the low point of the series imo (yeah I actually enjoyed Unity, mainly for how freakin gorgeous it was, even though it ran like a slideshow at times).\nIf you haven't already I reccomend playing Origins, fantastic open world to explore, and at some points really reminds me of II and Brotherhood. Definitely the best in the series since IV.",
"Yuck",
"Wall Rose... Wall Maria... Just need one more.",
"our situation has not improved ",
"They don't help. But grid layout cities with huge streets are ugly.",
"Yeah, I don’t want to live somewhere in which the climate is tense because of organized crime. Like what year is it? I understand corruption breeds corruption but I feel like Italy has some work to do there. ",
"There are quite a few parks actually. The most famous would be \"Giardini della Biennale\" which translates into Gardens of the Biennale (not in the picture). The art expositions of the Biennale take place there. You also have Sant'Elena (not in the picture), Parco Savorgnan (to the right of the train station in the picture) and Giardini Papadopoli (in front of the train station) for example and others I don't remember.",
"What? El Nino and La Nina are warming and cooling weather patterns in the Pacific ocean. Nobody's using them to mean little boy or little girl (well, unless you speak Spanish)\n\nIf you live anywhere near the Pacific ocean, you've definitely heard these terms on the weather report. Even if you don't, you probably learned them in elementary school.\n\n",
"To the ocean?",
"Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for",
"Oh man, now I want a Mexican Revolution era Assassin's Creed, with trains and horses, and Spanish plazas and cathedrals, and Aztec/Mayan ruins,\n\nedit: and bandoliers and big moustaches & hats, and gatling guns, and Huerta & Villa & Zapata & Madero & Diaz & Obregon ..., and the Zimmerman letter and American General Pershing, and",
"Eh. Too much of the first three X's and not enough of the fun one. ",
"It was grown from salt traders who stopped off here to sell salt from Africa.",
"Not any shows as far as I know, surprisingly, but there are a few good PBS-style docs on YouTube. There was a decent show from 2016 on Netflix called Medici: Masters of Florence has a little bit of Venice in it. A second season is coming soon I think.",
"One of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been.",
"Its a baby seal",
"Ha, I once got lost for an hour! You get onto the edge and into an area with only one bridge in/out, you can walk in squares for ages!",
"To the medditeranean sea",
"A poor city is made of Granite",
"What is?",
"Looks like a pizza😂",
"I'm still in awe at how a city like this, built on so many islands and with no true roads, can still exist and have such a large population",
"I wouldn’t say there’s a tense climate at all - it’s the most relaxed place I’ve ever been. But I think it’s more some people feel a bit ashamed and don’t really wanna talk about it. Maybe this is just my experience, I’d be interested to hear any italians’ take on this ",
"Please don't eat Venice. I shouldn't have to say this, but....",
"Almost half of the Netherlands is technically underwater. 🤷🏻♂️",
"As more and more time passes, we're gonna be staring down the barrel of an atlantis situation.",
"That is not at all what I expected",
"Well Donald Trump has assured us that you can't get over walls so we are good.",
"Here's a GoogleMaps 3D approximate current location from where that pano was taken: [Venice](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Venice,+Metropolitan+City+of+Venice,+Italy/@45.4256928,12.3608382,285a,35y,290.12h,78.96t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x477eb1daf1d63d89:0x7ba3c6f0bd92102f!8m2!3d45.4408474!4d12.3155151)\n",
"What made the lagoon's flow change?",
"Until all world governments are near collapse due to climate refugees.",
"I'll never forget me and my friends running around drunk and getting lost in Venice in the middle of the night. At one point I had to stop and scream \"WATER\" so that no one of us ended up in a hidden canal",
"Kinda reminds me of the Nvidia logo",
"It's just like Assassins Creed ",
"Living in Venice is odd, even for the people living in the mainland. It’s lovely, yet difficult. Imagine to be taken back to a late 19th century lifestyle when you had no cars: this requires some planning in advance. Venetians have few places left to feel Venetian and they are all located far from the main path that leads to St. Mark, all the others have been eaten by the tourism industry.",
"I never knew how touristy the city was. But tbh, my issues weren’t with the city itself. I went with my parents for my 16th birthday and I just felt so alone the whole time. It was a very romantic city and I didn’t feel like there was a whole lot of connection for me to make to it at that time in my life. But now I’d love to go back with fiancé and show him around!",
"That's funny, but actually, if there was a city that you thoretically could do that with, it would be Venice. Almost the entire city is standing on millions of wooden pilings (like those that support a pier). There are swaths of forest across the Adriatic that are still bare a thousand years later from that.\n\nSo just put some balloons under the city and it should float!",
"Wow",
"I want to live there so bad. ",
"European wasps!",
"So is Venice's workforce like 95% tourism related? ",
"Ugh I got so lost there. Longest day of my life. If they didn’t have coffee gelato at every corner I may not have made it. ",
"No fucking way I would ever live anywhere in that city.",
"Yeah I can see a $5M Frank Gehry house built three stories high right up to the lot line on all four sides casting a Death Star-like shadow on the cute frame house next door. And it’s got two nasty-ass busted-down RVs parked in the front. And there’s Angelica Huston‘s house, cantilevered over the shops that sell garbage sunglasses and Venice Beach tanks for way too much money. And the kids playing in the sand, trying to avoid stepping on a used syringe.",
"It looks Pizza. But badly cut.",
"Exaggerated",
"You can drive your car there too. There are hire car places and parking garages near the train station. You drive down the causeway right next to the trains.",
"that's so funny - I happened to go and see that DeVinci show while I was in Venice in 2015 but had no idea that was the space they used for the Last Crusade library facade.",
"I see a tide a pod. ",
"From his response I'm assuming he just google translated the words without even googling them.\n\nIt wouldn't surprise me if the school system failed to teach him about a major weather event.",
"They are solving/have solved the foundation problems already",
"Maybe it is cos I'm Australian, but I saw it as being shaped a bit like a hunched kangaroo",
"It won't tbh",
"Wow, the train station at the top is the coolest part for some reason",
"Flat earth would solve global warming. Just tilt it to drain the excess ocean water in space.",
"Venice is a rich city, they will do just fine. It's the poor people who live in coastal houses who will be in the shit. ",
"Visited Venice a few months ago. Fuck those pigeons. ",
"I don't mean gunpowder. I mean military grade explosives that are strong enough to level a stone city.\n\nChinese fireworks and spanish muskets are not going to do that.",
"Of course the one invader to beat the island defense was Alexander the Great and of course he did it with some bat shit crazy idea.",
"Sometimes it smells of sewage.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/7m9cf7/a_moment_of_silence_venice_2017_oc/drtd4jo/",
"I mean European powerhouse for a couple of centuries isn't a bad run ",
"Looks like a blowjob",
"I was just on a cruise around Mexico and there was more trash in the open water (no land in sight) than anywhere around Venice.",
"Is the runway sinking into the ocean too?",
"Currently in Venice!!! Can confirm it’s confusing as hell to walk around. ",
"That's what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if the city officially extends beyond the urban area to the Black Sea or not. ",
"They have been planning and building a see wall for 50 years that is going live in 2018. \"The MOSE barrier is actually three separate flood barriers, one at each of the three inlets of the lagoon.\" http://e360.yale.edu/features/rising-waters-can-a-massive-sea-barrier-save-venice-from-drowning",
"After playing so much Dying Light recently, all I can think of when looking at this is how long it would take to parkour from one side to the other...and whether I could do it before it gets dark.",
"This should answer questions...\n\n\nhttp://www.venipedia.org/wiki/index.php?title=Sewage_disposal",
"> The people of Rhodes survived a massive invasion attempt by Ptolemaic Egypt; they turned the abandoned weapons into a colossal statue of Helios, which became a wonder of the ancient world.\n\nTo be more accurate, they sold the siege weapons and used the money (about 20 Talents - $300,000 in today's money) to pay for the statue. They didn't literally make the colossus out of broken weapons, like the Iron Throne.",
"Venice more like V. nice",
"I was just in Italy for a month too. Florence on New Years was seriously one of the best nights of my life. ",
"what he eating",
"'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon",
"Zoom in.... why aren't there ANY people???",
"Not many open to the public anyway.",
"Food in Venice is shit in 90% of places",
"That is now one of my new bucket list items! I have to do that!!",
"It's hard to make a real pros and cons list between the two. They're very alike in general gameplay, but Civ6 adds a thick layer of complexity to the game. \n\n90% of it is good, some of it is annoying. One thing I really don't like about Civ6 is how testy the AI can be. AI leaders have certain personalities hard coded into them, so sometimes they'll denounce you literally because you have wine and they don't and eventually could go to war with you because of it. \n\nBut that being said, unless they are right against your borders... they usually won't send anything to attack you. So you wait 10 turns and declare peace. ",
"Ve“ry”nice",
"I mean i guess it is technically possible. but Venice does not have exposed piles to raise up. And the buildings are so close and mostly connected, you would either have to raise a whole block at a time, or cut the buildings up a lot.",
"*Altissia",
"Is it largely the same since 1870?",
"*Guten tag...Herr Jones*",
"At the far end of town",
"If you wanna know why Venice is where it [is](https://youtu.be/asZu9VKpIxA?t=879).\n\n",
"NO TICKET!!",
"Er, Athens?",
"Sea level rise...yikes!",
"has anyone found you yet?",
"It just looks like one giant cluster fuck ",
"well yeah i know you can. Its just that these aren't exactly freestanding buildings on the ground. ",
"Contrary to what a few others in this thread have noted, I went in June 2013 and yeah, it fucking *stank* around there. Then the stoink water started bubbling up through the manhole covers and flooding st. mark's square and all the dumb fucking tourists started splashing and playing in the shitpisswater. Revolting. It's crowded, expensive, people are rude, and it stinks. Venice, although having some redeeming qualities, is the most overrated place I've ever been. And I've been to quite a few.",
"I got lost there once. \n\n\nIt was the best day of my life.",
"city smells like shit. place can't sink into the sea fast enough.",
"Island cities might be super fun with Netherlands though.",
"Many times. I lived 30 mins north for three years. ",
"Wow! That's amazing. Someone call Mike Rowe - that's an episode of 'Dirty Jobs' waiting to happen.",
"Very nice. 👌",
"I just fell into an hour long binge in the history and construction of Venice. ",
"5. Profit",
"Well the \"why\" is becasue they didn't want to get attacked by the various hoards and regional powers of the day. And it worked.",
"Looks more like... Bizarrotropolis.",
"Build higher walls, and use boat elevators",
"I see Pac-man.",
"and definitely some sweet consummate V’s",
"With sea levels rising due to climate change, Venice could be a template for cities of the future!",
"Yeah Italians just seem to not give a single fuck. Vienna and Prague were both way cleaner than any city I visited in Italy.",
"Just started reading The Lies of Locke Lamora, which is based on late medieval Venice. I'll picture the in book map as this one.",
"100 years ago they built one of the largest industrial areas in Europe. Google Marghera, it’s few kilometres westwards of Venice. \n\nhttps://www.mosevenezia.eu/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/marghera-messa-in-sicurezza-siti-inquinati-ott2009-08.jpg",
"There are 4 bridges across the Grand Canal.",
"Its the forbidden lands, where the forbidden fruit only grows.",
"Well I said for freeroam. You can skip the tower defense but the bombs are awesome. I imagine you just didn't use them much. They all have interesting ways the NPCs react to them and it increases the variety of ways you can fuck around.\n\nHowever it does bring me to another point that I think the game gets a massive amount of undue hate in the story department. It's supposed to be Ezio's swan song and it does an amazing job at this. The story is a very slow burn that I progressed over the course of like 6 months while just having fun in the world. It shows how he's matured over the decades we've known him, how his role has changed from a brash young vigilante to an ambitious middle-aged leader to now an older, wiser mentor. He operates in the background gently advising the young men of the new generation while paying more reverence to his own order's heritage, and through this we're given another homage to Altair where the series began. The game was a great way of showing the master assassin settling down into his own version of retirement and carving out a happy ending. It was the reverence he deserved and the team saying goodbye to him in a great way at the right time.",
"It's an awful city worth seeing for a day trip. But yes there are many nicer places to spend more time in Italy.",
"Reminds me of pacman",
"Its so wet.",
"Actually they gave projects started to essentially turn that whole bay into a big pool and have a canal. Check it out man\n",
"brb buying a plane ticket to venice and staying at your place \n\nNO TAKE BACKS",
"Honestly I don't find this appealing ",
"Hey man, you try planning cities",
"I don’t know the % but almost all the economy here is related to tourism. Everything that is not part of the sector is being pushed out of town ",
"How does the plumbing work? Where do the sewers go?",
"Grand Prix of Venice anyone?",
"I went with my girlfriend, which was perfect. Understandable how it would feel lonely without an SO or friend.",
"and then you draw a more different S",
"It changed just before the Christmas break. Now you can't leave the trash outside your door anymore, because, according to council, seagulls will destroy the bags and scatter everything around (I call B.S., because I have seen it happening only a couple of times). In the morning they ring your buzzer and you have to hand the trash directly to them, but if you miss them, you have to go throw the trash directly into the boat. If you miss the boat, well you have to keep your trash at home until the next time they collect whatever they were collecting that day (glass, plastic or mixed). It's a PIA, because if you have your day off and want to sleep longer, nope, door will buzz.",
"Well Atilla would be dissapointed in me for being ignorant and not connecting the dots. Wasn't trying to insult Hungary, haha",
"Don’t forget the gangbangers, army of homeless and druggies, skateboarding street urchins, and tech bros with man buns and $8k/month condos. ",
"eh, even worst case scenario, you only lose about 90-95% of the peninsula. There's still going to be a few islands dotted around the place.\n\nhttp://download.coasttocoastam.com/pages/Deyo_map1_100311a.jpg",
"Holy shit what did I just watch?? hahahaha\n\n",
"Is this a Tide Pod transmutation circle? ",
"Yeah, no, they paid billions to build fucking moving dams, and called it [MOSE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOSE_Project)",
"I wish I owned the roof tile company there...",
"Thanks for posting, but I can't hear you over all that loud stamping.",
"Lonely planet do downloadable city guides on their city guide app, very useful ",
"Venice is a tide pod? ",
"this is reminding me of that animated short where the old guy drops his pipe",
"Right after the carnival (March) is the best time. The shittiest is the weather the better it is. I strongly advise to visit museums during day and visit the town during night. Theres Noone out during the week (I lived there) ",
"Was there in 2000. Its not a city anymore, more like a giant museum shop. :-( ",
"You didn't happen to catch a glimpse of a little girl in a red coat, did you?",
"Having never seen Venice, I always thought it was connected to land and was build out like a dock and that's why it was sinking but seeing it now it literally is on the water",
"Gotcha. Every photo I see is beautiful and every story I read is about how warm the people are and how great it is so when I see these travel docs going in on crime. ",
"He's choking on the ballsack, the dick is on his forehead ",
"Only what everyman dreams about when they think about abducted.",
"Thank you!! ",
"You mean, \"Venise?\"",
"It's insanely touristy, it smells horrible in the warmer months, and the food there was probably the worst I had in all of Italy. If you're going to go, I would spend 2 days there max. Rome, Amalfi, and Venice were my least favorite parts of Italy. Just endless tourists.. Food was fine if you did a little bit of research beforehand, otherwise you'll end up at places that will serve you generic shit pizza/pasta for wayyy to much $$. Florence/Bologna/Modena were easily the best spots I stayed when I made my way around Italy. Bologna felt like it was almost completely absent of tourists, and it had a small college city vibe, with all the locals out eating/drinking everywhere. And the food everywhere I went there was on another level. ",
"If that's what you call a squirl or deer.",
"How neat is that? ",
"When I went I just bought a Sim card there for $30. Saved my butt",
"And also hot as fuck",
"New pubg map?",
"> Hey, Venice! Michael here. \n\n> The city of Venice actually consists of around 115 tiny islands separated by over 150 canals, making it one of the wettest cities in the world. Or is it? ... and what is... \"wet\". [music plays]",
"We already have one, it's called Red Dead Redemption. ",
"Am Egyptologist by training. Can concur, surprisingly great job with Egypt. \n\nActually so many fairly minor thing done right that I think most people won’t quite get as much without a LOT of Egyptological knowledge. \n\nAlso, been playing Assassin’s Creed since the original and this is the best since AC2 (if not better). They really brought back a lot of the “feeling” of the way the game plays but with the new controls. ",
"That's basically anywhere in Latin America during their revolutions.",
"No local charm? The entire city is literally local charm",
"I go to Venice in December as a city break every other year. It is tranquil, does not smell, no cruise liners and you can really enjoy walking around without the crowds \nI think people love to roll out old quotes they have heard second hand never having been anywhere ...",
"All I got was your average marsh smell, a kind of briney earthy smell. \n",
"You bring out the water benders.",
"Somebody call Donovan!",
"\"In Venice they don't have streets, they have canals. So we have to keep the kids off the canals.\"\n-Mitch Medberg",
"Hey man they just put in sewers 6 years ago",
"It looks more like a converted church!",
"Yeah, I was there on a trip with my highschool in 1996, my best friend and I got lost and had no map, no phone... and no idea how to go back to where our classmates where... we were desperate and had no better idea than to find a public phone and call home ¬¬' then we had a moment of clarity and asked how to get to San Marcos... aaand we found them :)",
"Ask Trump. He knows a thing or two about a wall.",
"Ita not going to happen overnight. The city will simply adapt and sidewalks will be raised over the next hundred years or however long it takes. ",
"And get you into \"Storm Weather Choir\"!!",
"Thanks for the flashbacks but It’s 2018 love !",
"It was. Luckily they disabled that part fairly quickly after fixing the gamebreaking bugs in the game.",
"Being a building engineer in Venice would be so interesting. I wonder how their building code varies from other developed nation’s cities. ",
"I also remember they were pirates for a while from my last visit",
"It already looks like an archeological discovery at the bottom of the sea.",
"I have Sprint, no Sim card. ",
"Spotted the city architect who plays civ. ",
"You're an idiot. ",
"Pesto, Ezio.",
"You",
"Just get a small hotel off the beaten path. When I went I barely saw another foreigner. The only tourists we're at St Mark's Bassilica",
"And it stinks ",
"u",
"Imagine Disney world being discovered underwater in a few hundred years. ",
"It looks like an older picture idk why",
"I don't think it's photoshop. Panorama shot more likely.",
"Yeah after falling through the world numerous times and losing save progress twice I took it back and sold it. That game was a fuckin mess ",
"Look closely and you'll see a snek eating something.",
"A rough idea of where you are in combination with your phone’s compass should be more than enough for anyone to find their way back to familiar areas. ",
"That's common in Europe.\n\nNow, if you say 1470 or something, not you're talking ",
"But there’s only like 5 streets that lead anywhere. The rest lead to one or two dead ends, so once you find one of these streets, you’re connected back to the bus or train station",
"Well, part of that is. Only got to play about half of it -- is there a Mexico component? Besides, part of what I'm going for is the asthetic and the historical intrigue.",
"[And these.](https://i.imgur.com/gsbwzXu.jpg)",
"Westside checking in. ",
"Very cool! I can trace out where I went all those years ago!",
"TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!",
"Or crazy people on the boardwalk ",
"Ahhh the joy of a Bacaro Tour whenever you want... The perks of living 20 minutes of train from Venice... Can get wasted in wineroni",
"Locals confirmed that to me :( A lot of them had to leave because prices exploded and it was just not possible to stay. They live in Mestre now and only go to Venice for a few times a year for traditional celebrations ",
"Is it just me or it looks like two Zeiborgs shaking hands?",
"wait why can't you put in proper links? Do you not have brackets and parentheses? ",
"That picture from 1870 was cool, but it loaded like its the 1970s.",
"I don't believe you.",
"WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA",
"If you go right in the ally, then left into the wall before the arch that opens out to the sky, you end up inside a grocery store, and you can travel the halls of the grocery store.",
"When it was first built it was a trade hub because of its ease of access from water, also it's easier to defend than a fort on the mainland",
"The first is actually to never try to invade Russia.",
"Venise",
"Dolt",
"Pretty much the same. That's only 22 years away.",
"Protip: carry around a bottle of wine or a chunk of salami to pay these people should you ever get lost.",
"I know, where's the pier",
"I believe most of the sea level \"rise\" affecting Venice is actually ground subsidence. Sea level rise is much slower.",
"Looks like tide pod.",
"Why would he even care about the island. Why go through all that trouble ",
"Well.................when you look at it like that. Makes sense it's sinking.",
"Deny the Persians a port for their navy.",
"Hey would you like to buy some genuine murano glass?",
"Why is there a river running through it? Seems as though a river should be water flowing from a higher point to a lower one. Looks to me like both ends of the river are at the same elevation. Help me understand.",
"I think last time I saw something like this in Italy was 25 years ago in some mobile home used as locker room for youth football clubs.",
"I don't understand any of these links..",
"Oh man, wife and I spent a few days here shortly after getting married. No real agenda, but I LOVED just wandering around getting lost each day. Made a point to seek out the library/church from The Last Crusade one day.. I was still adjusting to the time change (traveling from Oregon) so I’d wake up super early each morning and go for a run along the main boardwalk. Early enough too that I got some great pics of structures like the San Marco and Rialto Bridge, w/o a million people around. Thanks for reminding me of such a great trip!",
"I figured you were talking Civ.",
"So if a property comes up for sale what are we looking at in USD? ",
"Truly! I instantly felt that I should have traveled with my fiancé as soon as I stepped off the train in Venice. ",
"They should Trump to help. He knows a thing or two about big walls. :/",
"So cool to see how parts of Venice were still farms or whatever. The other island across that's on the far left of the pic",
"Says the cutpurse.",
"[Here](https://medium.com/@V.K.Komissarov/moment-of-truth-for-new-space-earth-observation-market-bb667100cd05) is an aerial view of the whole island oriented in the same way as this map",
"Origins is definitely a bright point for the series, best one since AC2",
"It has actually improved with time :))\nItaly is an intriguing country, it has lots of different \"characters\".\n\nBased there ?",
"First evening in Venice and we had tickets for a concert at the opera house. Still finding our bearings took the vaparetto the looong way around but seen the city lit up on its glory from the canal, Ran up the path and ended up dashing past bridge of signs into a deserted moonlit St Marks square with the man I love. You never get lost, just find somewhere new. \n\n",
"Istanbul proper doesn’t reach the Black Sea. There are towns all along the coast that reach it, though I don’t know whether or not they’re considered part of Istanbul’s metro area. ",
"You'll never find a more wretched hives of scum and villainy. ",
"In the winter*",
"one of these days....something will happen....maybe....and its going to be DOOOOM",
"They should just build taller roads",
"venice looks like a convoluted shithole",
"The world was really in trouble before my favourite big boy president came into power! Now everything will be okay!",
"Clearly, “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line” wasn’t in their realm of thinking either.",
"And all I'm trying to do is make some Fucking pizza",
"It's shit.",
"[Here](http://www.pocockfineart.com/sitebuilder/images/1Aerial2copy-759x485.jpg) is an aerial shot of Fort Lauderdale - nicknamed Venice of America. Similar amount of navigable waterways. More yachts and speedboats than gondolas though.",
"At what point does it become more profitable to just build walls around the poles?",
"These are really awesome - thanks for posting!",
"One day it'll go the way of Atlanta but New Orleans doesn't have that coke factory to speed up evolution..",
"It's a kingler holding a crabbys hand.",
"I had no idea. WTF!!!! Please tell me that they don't allow people to swim in the canals. And the boats.....ugh it must smell horrible. ",
"\"Ah, Venice...\" - Indiana Jones",
"Pacman ",
"I'm actually interested in the expansions, one of the few games I can say that for.\n\nCiv has a good tendency of improving gameplay with their expansions. Civ 5 vanilla is boring as hell compared to Civ 5 with expansions.\n\nI don't own Civ 6 yet though, so don't take my word for it.",
"I really expected a link to the Raelians.",
"I fucking love that place",
"i have sprint... and a sim card..",
"That cool thing ",
"I was there in September or October about 15 years ago and it was divine. Not so many tourists, not so hot, and no smell at all. Beautiful city.",
"Agreed, it would’ve been fine if they had just had moments where you can hear the characters outside the Animus talking about what’s going on, while you still play in the Animus. The real world part feels so pointless. Besides that Origins is arguably better than Black Flag which was my favorite AC game when it came around. ",
"Yeah I think Sins of a Solar Empire did it better in my opinion. ",
"\nI didn't see a single person in that panorama... Is it because of the shutter speed of the old film cameras or was there nobody outside??",
" Ahh I have lived this... Watching Italian Job",
"Sea level rise is not happening at Venice. Instead, the city is sinking like the man-made islands in Miami.",
"Hey",
"wait... the last link is not properly what appears in the other pictures. It's from the Island in front of Venice, which is also considered Venice, but doesn't appear in the first 2 links. In the higher resolution picture you can spot it at the bottom left corner. It's called \"L'isola della Giudecca\". Here you see it https://goo.gl/maps/cgDyi1xWcoG2",
"Having just spent 2 days in Venice and 5 in Rome in 2017, I would whole heartedly disagree. Venice is magical. While I maybe wouldn't want to spend more then 2-3 days there before being ready to move on, those are going to be 2-3 very memorable days. Rome on the other hand was pretty interesting but I was ready to continue on after 3-4 days. If I ever plan another trip through Italy I'll definitely keep it to ~3 days per location and just keep moving.\n\nMaybe it's just me though.",
"I had fun with Wildlands. Still play it with my buddies ",
"I read recently (Forbes) that there are like 30mil tourists every year but the actual population of residents is only like 54k. ",
"You forgot Hormuz",
"The grand canal I think... ",
"They try to get as much money as they can from tourists",
"The colosseum was impressive but climbing the Duomo was even better for me.",
"Locals dont i wouldnt think",
"Doesn't the dampness give them a huge mold problem in the buildings? I would think that would be a large health concern.",
"Really big muskets called cannons?\n",
"All aboard the Florence train! Somehow, Venice doesn't have all that magic, at least not for me. It was fun, but Florence and Rome were more impressive for me.",
"open them in a new tab, not with RES",
"Well, they say it's sinking 80mm a year...so not sure but I get concerned thinking it might be sooner than later",
"so I get that the city is built on water, but this still looks like the city planners were hitting some serious wine bottles.",
"I was going to say, I have an urge to play SimCity 2000 now...",
"With pizza",
"Pac man is eating the land. You will never unsee this. ",
"Birmingham, in the UK, has more canals than venice. More crime and less gondolas though, probably why we arent marvelling over a picture of it.",
"they didn't have phones back then you dolt\n\n\n\n~\n\n\nthis was probably take with a telegraph machine",
"Actually 49% is below sea level, the rest is at or just above sea level.",
"Go off season. I visited in November a few years back and stayed in what would be a touristy area if it was the summer and visited the famous bridge, the fish market and St Marc's and they were all really quiet. Also the Jewish quarter is not very touristy even in the summer so I was told. It's truly a beautiful city, I really recommend it. And because it's so small you really can just wander without a map and then when you decide to go back to your apartment or hotel you've not got far to go.",
"It looks like a head eating itself! ",
"But where did the scene's from The italian Job come from? \n\nMainly the opening when Charlie is talking to his daughter, I want to see that courtyard in my lifetime. I want to say its the grey area in the bottom right.",
"Theres a McDonald's somewhere in there....\n\n\nDon't hate. I ate at it. Only fastfood ive eaten in over10 years. It was delicious, nothing like the u.s.has. ",
"Try zooming out? https://www.google.com/maps/@44.9627537,3.4022581,4617725a,35y,87.42h,8.55t/data=!3m1!1e3",
"That's what it was for thousands of years though. A tacky tourist trap.",
"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things.\n",
"The real question is who flattened out the massive mound of hobo shit to make the rest of town?",
"Grand Prix of Venice anyone?",
"Do you have an Iphone? Because I was told by a few people at Sprint that the only way I could get a sim card to work on a Iphone7 would be if I unlocked the phone. ",
"it's even more beautiful on the ground",
"It's not so much a city as it is an open air museum. There still are regular people living there, doing regular things, but most of it is for tourists now. \n\nI went for a walk there a few years ago, they have an active navy base there and three football fields. ",
"Don't most cities?",
"the piazza san marco, which is what i assume you're referring to, is on the far right, with the c shaped building and the cathedral. It is a beautiful city and an even more beautiful country. Italy is a fantastic trip and the week i spent around Italy was one of the best in my life",
"So did Venice build buildings on water? Since the river looks a lot smaller now. ",
"This is why Atlantis is realistic. People in the olden days were terrible at settling cities. ''Ooooh, this active volcano seems like a great place.'' and ''Ooooh, this desert is sure great to live in.'' and let's not forget ''Ooooh, if we build our city in the sea, we can use boats instead of wagons!''",
"I don’t see a green space in sight",
"They call Trump. ",
"YOU SAID GO BETWEEN DEM",
"Road hog time",
"From what I’ve read, Venice is a very safe city. ",
"and just think that 90% of the tourists are crammed into a few districts surrounding the Piazza San Marcos where everyone speaks English. Pretty authentic, huh?",
"*Giudecca (the Jewish ghetto is actually not on it)\n",
"Thank you. It *was* rather wonderful",
"Why would you want to? Pacman's got some serious bills to pay and he's gotta do what he's gotta do.",
"How often dose a black man marry a Venetian politicians daughter only to be fooled by his ancient into killing her and himself? Asking for a friend.",
"Works great for Cuba where google maps doesn't work",
" Veniceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee",
"It's the latter. The permanent population in the historic part of the city (ie what is in the picture) has halved since 1980.",
"Requires Suzerain with Auckland to get production from coastal titles at minimum. ",
"Reminds me a bit of how a philosophers stone is made",
"Oh ya it was definitely doable but you certainly wouldn't want to set navigation which is what my friend tried to do multiple times. You will not get there. ",
"That makes total sense. I met some students at the university there one night who took a friend and me to some bars/restaurants off the beaten trail that I couldn't have hoped to find (or find again) and being there felt way more genuine and real. But there's just so little space I'm sure nothing is safe. \n\nHave you lived there your whole life? ",
"This is what the phrase 'it never ceases to amaze me' was invented for. I've been to Venice many times and, well... ",
"http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/venice-will-vanish-within-a-century-study-warns-a7614591.html",
"I’m joining your r/venizia. It’s been about 15 years for me but most beautiful city ever. \n",
"Here enters Miami, FL.",
"Conflicting anecdote: I was there summer '08 and the stench was overpowering. We actually left early (backpacking on a rail pass) because it was ruining the experience.",
"Pfffft I live about 30 mins from Venice and have navigated it at 3 in the morning drunk as can be. Still made it to the train station. It’s not as bad as people make it seem.",
"Does the water smell at all? ",
"Where's the beach?",
"Seriously right? Same with New Orleans. Fucking move to higher ground idiots.",
"Oh now I see that too\n\nYou’re playing with my sanity ",
"It looks like a fist being covered with a hand. Locals actually give you directions in reference to this.. the Rialto bridge is located at the knuckle of the fist, etc.",
"people think Venice don't be like it is but it do",
"i do have an unlocked iphone. i switched to sprint from another carrier too. ",
"Anybody else see PAC man?",
"Was here 18 months ago. It’s kinda a mess with tourism. What the picture is not showing and that I assumed was cropped out or left out with good reason is the massive harbor for 3+ cruise ships that kind of ruin the whole experience and after going kayaking in the lagoon found out it has had a negative and detrimental effect to the ecology.",
"And make the Mexicans pay for it",
"This looks dope; added it to my reading list. Thanks!",
"a river runs through it",
"That little island on the top right is a cemetery. What the actual fuck?",
"naah ...in a fairy",
"Yes.",
"I'll have to check those out. I wish Nova or NatGeo had one. ",
"looks like a firm Thumb-shake to me",
"For you maybe, I like swimming. Excellent job avoiding that you and I both know the water is gross and gross things tend to smell bad.",
"All I see is pac man ",
"Haha oh my God I can imagine",
"I'm surprised they haven't managed to make the land large moveable slates with motors that they can power them selves along the surf to another area. ",
"\"goood goooood\" ",
"Meh, I agree it was a better game over all, but I play games like that more as turn based RTS equivalents, i.e. the only X that matters is Xterminate. ",
"I've been staring at it for so long; it's so incredible! I thought all the building in Venice we're at least 3-400 years old, this is crazy to see.",
"All I can see is pac man ",
"Very few people who aren’t very rich, very old, or very university student actually live on the island anymore, so anyone looking to commit crimes in Venice is making a significant effort to get there. There are definitely professional pickpockets/thieves working during the day, as in much of Europe, but almost no chance for the kind of opportunistic violence/robbery that makes a city ‘unsafe’.\n\nIt’s incredible how abandoned it feels st night, compared to how crammed with tourists it is during the day. If you’re ever lucky enough to find yourself taking a trip there, it’s absolutely worth paying a bit extra and staying on the island, rather than taking day trips in. I mean, it doesn’t feel like an actual living city anymore, but it’s still very cool to be allowed to stay overnight in a museum/historical theme park.",
"Still has less canals than [Birmingham, UK](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_in_Birmingham#Canals) though! ",
"The fact that new technology was created to allow this project to happen allows me to categorize it as cool.",
"Hey you can see de_rialto and de_canals from here",
"Should be the next PUBG map ",
"It is quite touristy, unfortunately. But to be honest. With a private guide and extra time in the morning and at night. It's quite easy to overlook the touristiness. Walking around the Piazza St Marco is quite the experience at night. Although during my entire Italy trip, walking around at night was easily my favourite thing to do. ",
"It's the same as people who live in the hurricane areas in America. Just bunker down and wait it out... Despite it keeps costing lives, resources and money to rebuild. But nope people refuse to leave and go elsewhere. It's like people don't learn from history or something...\n\n",
"me_irl",
"Visited Venice a few years back, I highly recommend you all visit there!",
"/r/UnexpectedPB",
"Yeah, I hate when I'm trying to draw something and it turns into venice",
"VeniSe",
"PAC-MAN!!",
"Someone needs to make a map of this for a game.",
"Serious question; are there any roads in Venice at all? ",
"Been there a couple times, while I was in the service. I remember taking the train from, probably, Trieste, and we pulled in into that train depot at the top of the picture. Then, we walked the rest of the way. I remember just eating the whole way from the street vendors. As soon as I was done eating something, I just bought something else from the next food kiosk that I passed.\n\nDo you see about halfway around that bend there is a bridge? That bridge is huge. I mean, very wide. So wide that that is a main place for vendors to set up their kiosks. It's almost a full market, hanging right over the river.\n\nThen, down at the bottom of the picture, and literally at the end of the roads and rivers, is the main square. I forget the name of it. Saint-something Square. It's a huge open area. It's lined with all sorts of specialty shops. I remember being told that Venice is known for their paper and inks, and there were a couple paper and ink stores selling handmade and high-end paper and inks.\n\nWhen the sun set, brass and string bands would play from the corners, and the lighting was beautiful.\n\nThen, heading east from there, past that tower, is the castle on the left (kind of blurry in the picture) and the dungeon - that square U-shaped building. Well, it *was* a dungeon. It's a museum now. I remember going through that and seeing the cells and torture devices. They also had a display of Venetian weapons, including a repeating rifle, much like a Gatling gun.",
"It's like Tangier island in Virginia. ",
"Looks like a seal, pointing that way. ",
"I'd almost completely skip Venice.\n\nIt didnt feel Italian or European. It felt like America.\n\nItaly had a pizza and galato restaurants at every corner.\n\nVenice had more Chinese restaurants than pizza places. It had 2 sephoras... \n\nI liked Morano, the island they make glass at. ",
"No man!!! Global warming will end the world!!!!",
"If they are 'normal tides' it's no longer phenomenon. In fact there is a specific set if atmospheric conditions necessary for flooding to happen. And regardless of the cause, it's still known as flooding, which happens yearly.",
"Not like that",
"How does Venice accommodate population growth? Is it just a case of oops too many, the boats that way? ",
"The fact they built a train station on that island boggles my mind. ",
"Why not zoidberg.",
"I rode down the grand canal on a cruise ship once. It was amazing being one of the tallest things in the city. I just kept thinking about doing a leap of faith off the ship.",
"Bottom right is de_canals from CS:GO.",
"No. I moved in two years ago, but I grew up not far from it",
"Hard to believe that was one of the most powerful and rich cities in the world",
"We gotta keep these kids off the canals.",
"I had no fucking idea. ",
"There's a pretty big green area not included in the photo",
"Thats racist against Atlantians",
"This is probably a stupid question but is it just historical buildings and residences? Are there like...typical businesses there (grocery, pizza delivery place, bank, etc.)? ",
"Beautiful wall",
"Yeah my friends didn't love it as much as I did either. It definitely didn't feel like America to me but I would agree it felt less Italian than other parts of italy",
"So they're just piling on more and more work to protect their initial investment? I feel like this is an example of the sunk cost fallacy at work.",
"More like Vnice",
"But all the same, the Huns raided it (Venice) in an amphibious, mounted raid. Can't win 'em all.",
"If you turn the image upside-down and blur your eyes, it kinda looks like a bird punching a tiny whale in the gut.",
"They need to make this into a video-game map.\n\nFallout: New Venice.",
"Looks like a tidepod.",
"I can read Kryptonian, that's definitely Super Venice.",
"Yeah I agree with the person you're replying to about everything else but the story. I would go as far as to that Revelations had the best quality story in the Ezio trilogy. I'd say story wise it's up there as one of the best in the series. ",
"CRITICAL HIT ",
"I went exploring at night with friends when we visited, you'll get lost and it's actually awesome. Only place it's fun to get lost",
"I wish he did grow a bit more, but he was a native American who watched his village get murdered. Teach him to murder and he'll be a dick ",
"I completely disagree. This city is a must experience, it's unlike anything else in the world. After you've spent a couple days there, there is little reason to go back.",
"In Google Earth VR? I am always finding new places to visit in VR.",
"The arctics can be surprisingly livable as long as you know what you're doing. My Polynesians were a noble people, albeit hardened from their meagre icy existence.",
"What an odd statement. I guess i’ll just concede to your superior knowledge of the area. Or maybe instead I’ll spend 2 seconds on YouTube and find a shit ton of videos of them singing. Guess which one I did?",
"That was precisely why I didn't like it. Every thing was fake, too many tourists to even walk around. Felt like Disneyland. \nI recommend going for one day, to be able to say you saw it, but after that I'd go somewhere else, like Firenze, Bologna or Siena.\n\nSource: traveled around Italy for 6 months.",
"Imagine how disruptive it is when a film crew comes to film there.",
"r/desirepath",
"I wish I would have known this when I was visiting there!!",
"ded",
"This place is creepy as hell to walk through at night. A beautiful kind of creepy. Combined that with the Legends Tour we went on where they talked ghost stories and it made for a great experience. ",
"That looks more like something you'd see in a Minecraft game than an actual city.",
"He wasn’t black, he was a moor. ",
"It wont. Even if the sea were to rise by several feet, measures can be taken to make the wall larger and/or construct new walls. ",
"the main streets have a lot of touristy souvenir shops, but you honestly won't care. Everywhere you turn is the most picturesque thing you've ever seen. It's the most beautiful city on the planet in my opinion. There's nothing else like it.",
"The next Atlantis.",
"Rivers are gross and tend not to smell bad. Lakes are filthy and often don't smell bad. The canals of Venice are super gross *but do not smell bad.*",
"Do they have chipotle?",
"That and jumping from huge heights just to catch a ledge at the last second with his hook blade",
"I'd argue both are happening as sea level rises are not isolated to a singular location but rather the sea as a whole entity.\n\nBut yes it is sinking",
"Seeing how for most of history people just threw their waste into the street I imagine it would be kinda clean by comparison.",
"Nah, that’s definitely Pac-Man.",
"Is that an S for Spongebob or an S for Sandy? ",
"I've always been annoyed by this notion that urban grid systems are \"ugly\", \"boring\" and \"lifeless\". It seems to me to reflect an underlying Romanticism than anything of sociological substance.\n\nAlso, urban grids are NOT a creation of the car, the grid systems of most US cities go back before the automobile. In fact widespread car ownership is what lead to the decline of grid-based street plans after WW2 because urban planners designing suburban subdivisions around car use wanted to reduce the number of 4-way intersections.\n\nUrban grids go way back to the first civilizations and simply reflects that a city was a deliberately planned settlement.",
"Looks like a Tide pod. ",
"\"In Venice, Italy they don't have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals. In Venice if you're not book smart, but you do know what's going on, you are canal smart. I got canal smarts bitch!\"\n",
"Thanks mate, saved your comment",
"[Venice actually handled the Black Death pretty well, all things considered](https://www.quora.com/What-did-Venice-do-to-combat-the-plague) \n\nOnce they got their bearings, they instituted a policy of quarantining foreigners for a month before they were allowed to enter the city proper. ",
"I'm about to start Black Flag after not playing since I finished AC3 two years ago.\n\nShould I finish BF and skip to Origins?",
"when i was playing Unity, i wanted to complete the Nostradamus quest which is similar to those puzzles in AC 2. anyway when you complete it you had to parkour through this poison corridor to reach the reward. but the corridor was bugged: what happens is that when you get hit by poison, instead of falling into the pits you get stuck in the falling animation. no choice but to quit the game ",
"Oh man, the duomo climb was closed when we were there for refurbishment!! I totally forgot about that! I do have some great pictures of the inside floor level and outside from the other tower in the city.... I forget the name of the second one. ",
"Enjoy the fishies",
"How does this work?\n\nI downloaded a map but it still wants me to turn on WiFi to get my location when I set it to GPS only.",
"VenS",
"Venice is full of history. It's not just initial investment, we're not talking Saudi and man made islands in the shape of palm trees. Venice is centuries old, with some of the oldest well kept cathedrals, some of the oldest glass factories known to still exist, and beautiful architecture spanning many artistic eras.\n\nThere's much more than just investment costs to protect. You should visit sometime!",
"I can see CT spawn from here.",
"Looks like a shitthole TBH. Where is the greenspace?",
"Never been there and I can smell the picture. It's not pretty.",
"Oh wow. My brain could never quite comprehend how the whole city is sinking. I get it now. ",
"Unless, of course, you're the Mongols.",
"I denounce it",
"Definitely! I found if you stayed away from Rialto and San Marco pasta and pizza was like 10-15€... You just have to allow yourself to get lost a little",
"Only business owners that live in neighborhoods where there's a significant presence of mafiosi actually pay the pizzo. So you'll pay the dues:\n\n1) In the Southern part of Italy\n\n2) Even there, only in specific parts of the cities or the countryside\n\nPizzo is also done a lot less because generally business owners are much less afraid not to pay, you don't get a lot out of it and you risk of exposing yourself to the police in the act.\n\nAs for running into actual organized crime, bear in mind that the mafia (especially the 'ndrangheta, the calabrian mafia) is everywhere. Not everywhere in Italy, everywhere in the world. With that said, there's a definitely mafia infiltrations in Venice, but nothing anyone other than the police could ever run into (things like shell companies, fronts, restaurants that are used to launder money remotely) and basically on the same level you'd find in say Sidney, London or Munich. In fact, I'd wager you'd have an higher chance of accidentally running into a 'ndranghetino in Toronto than in Venice.",
"It's a city wide transmutation circle!",
"Backwards S",
"That ocean is way too clean to be 2040. I'm 90 percent sure this picture is bullshit",
" It looks like a person eating a crab claw",
"DAMN DOOD YOUR FUCKING REFERENCES ARE...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD...",
"Soon to be the lost city of Venice",
"Someone’s cruising for a bruising ",
"Hurricanes? In the Gulf of Mexico? Preposterous!",
"So did they just start building houses on water?",
"I've played all of the Civ games... OG Civ was my first ever computer game. I would say Civ IV: BTS is still the gold standard. Civ VI is significantly more complex than V, and plays a lot like III currently with wide being the stronger strategy for most Civs (although Settlers have scaling costs, making it less absurd than Civ III ICS). The district system was not my favorite at first, but I came to like it. Your cities are constrained much more subtly by their environment than in previous games, when terrain basically only affected food/production/gold/science capabilities. You can't spam all the wonders on one city, even on lower difficulties, which is a huge change from earlier games.\n\nI don't know how to describe it but it feels... less transparent than previous entries in the series. As if there are more variables under the hood that you're allowed to choose not to micromanage if you just want to play a casual game... but if you want to min-max like hell, the depth is there.\n\nCurrently my biggest problem with VI is that the midgame can get grindy. Beginning expansion/early wars are fun, late game can be fun, but the midgame can become dense and not exciting. Build a lead, hold the lead easily but boringly seems to be how most of my games go. But I haven't bumped difficulty much or played VI yet nearly as much as I played IV and V.\n\nIt's good enough that I'll buy the expansion and play it more. ",
"They did not use cannons in South America. Cannons are not effective against non-standing armies in the field.",
"I absolutely agree, but I feel like my pun went over your head. Maybe you're in too deep?",
"PAC-MAN ",
"The S is for “sucks”.",
"Was there last August, 39°C and eleventy million other tourists made it an insane day. Was still really good to see, though. We were happy to fuck off back to Lake Garda after it though. ",
"Yeah I got stuck in the falling animation all too often. Having to quit the game was sooo irritating.",
"The Sicilians wont pay for it, but they'll make sure the Venetians do, minus 30%. \"That's a really nice wall you're buildin ova there. It'd be a shame if somethin was to happen to it.\"",
"Basically because he could\n\nhttps://youtu.be/iU2IJb4GoC0?t=7m59s",
"Well it does get a bath more often than most cities",
"One would think they would have more Bridges between the two main parts of the city.",
"You realize cannons were used for siege purposes all the time right?",
"Interesting. Thank you so much! ",
"take my upvote",
"Zorro?",
"Pacman",
"In the same fashion that they have strengthened the foundations in order to keep it from falling apart, the government or the city itself will keep the city from sinking. It generates way too much revenue and is a historical landmark. I can almost bet you that it won't sink and disappear unless Italy decides it will. Not to mention you'd have to grow pretty old to not die within a century",
"Just think, half the world lives on the coast and sea levels are, well, you know",
"Historically speaking Venice was a very important trade Hub along the Adriatic Sea, martime trade is one of the reasons why cities are mainly built along the coast, and why coastal cities are still important to this day.",
"That's neat. I'd imagine rent is ungodly expensive there. Is there like a waiting list to get a place since there's such limited supply? ",
"related \n\nhttps://youtu.be/bYAysXU0r7o",
"> the only X that matters is Xterminate\n\nAnd Stellaris doesn't do it for you? Last time I played you could pull off massive purges as a xenophobe, and from the looks of the new expansion coming you'll be able to straight up destroy planets.",
"You know Venice exists precisely because of how ludicrous it's location exists. \n\nThey were founded back around the 1000's or so by people who were routinely running away from their nice farmland into the shitty brackish venetian lagoon by armies that would come too and fro year after year. They went here because it's pretty much impossible for an army to follow them here. Eventually a few people decided to just stay there, since it was safe and figured out a way to make a living in that shit hole. Ultimately it turned out that there were some pretty great ways to make a living. \n\nAt first they just salt panned but then they need to sell their salt so they started trading over seas and eventually they got really good at trading and took over all the trade in the eastern mediterranean becoming the richest and most powerful city in the region. \n\nThey were only able to manage this without getting shut down by competing powers because the city was essentially impossible to conquer. You obviously can't march an Army into it. You can't besiege it. And invasion by navy was extremely difficult because 1. Venetians were extremely good at fighting at sea and 2. only a Venetian could navigate all the shallow channels around the city. And invading navy would inevitably get itself beached then out maneuvered and destroyed.",
"civ 6 is pure shite, you won't like it at all if you're used to civ 5",
" #3.) Profit!",
"No it wasn't.",
"Absolutely agreed! I left Florence 6 years ago but my heart is still there. ",
"Looks like two LEGO people holding hands",
"The entire bottom half of the map is below the southern border",
"ohh its a panorama i thought the image wasn't loading lmao",
"You sound like a MGS npc.",
"Verynice",
"😂 ",
"Why are you still talking? You and I both know the reason the canals are gross is because they are filled with sewage. Sewage smells bad. But ok, I'll agree with you, Venice only smells bad \"when it rains\" cause the \"pipes\" that totally exist to transport grey matter away from Venice, to the \"waste treatment plant\" just happened to \"burst\".\nYou're an idiot Karen, just stop.",
"Yes, Venice has the headquarters of the Veneto region administration, the old province of Venice, the city of Venice (Comune), and the Metropolitan region of Padova-Treviso-Venezia. It's kinda of a major city in Italy. It's not composed only of the islands you see in the photo; it has many more islands and a borrough in the mainland called Mestre. In it's entirety it has around 300.000 something people. It's a city like many others, only there are a lot of tourists and you move by boat instead of car. There are all the kinds of jobs, lawyers, architects, companies, hospitals... Again it's a major city in Northern Italy.",
"Can you give me a source for that rather then \ndown voting \n\nEdit: I found an article from dec. 2017 \n\n>This was more than the MOSE design parameters suggested, but I let that go. It was still shocking to hear her admit this so bluntly. Some scientists believe we could have 60 centimeters (about 2 feet) of sea level rise as early as 2050.\n\n>“And after that?\n\n>Ambrosini’s professional demeanor shifted and she suddenly looked worried. She pointed to the map, sweeping a finger over the northern edge of the lagoon. “After that, the sea will come in from other places to the north and the south. There is nothing we can do to stop it.”\n\nhttp://e360.yale.edu/features/rising-waters-can-a-massive-sea-barrier-save-venice-from-drowning",
"> So almost every year venice floods\n\nMore like every night",
"I believe you.",
"S for Sicily \nS for Spaghett ",
"Roses are red\n\nAmerica is free\n\nWhere is Charles Lee?",
"Yeah, well my barbarian horde army rides jet skis. ",
"[you can do so again in google earth VR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMOfPvPyJEM)",
"Yo, where is this from again?",
"Atlantis?\n",
"I would love to, thanks for the invite ;)",
"Actually it was the mud seasons of fall and spring that stopped both Napoleon and Hitler. Hitler wouldn't have been confounded though if he sent normal mechanized infantry and normal/light tanks because the super heavy tanks they sent got stuck in the mud and were completely useless in that theatre.",
"Seems impossible to believe this was once the centre of a European superpower",
"How is that tiny thing a 7 slot county in Crusader Kings II?",
"Unless you're Poland, I guess. They [managed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livonian_War) to [win](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Muscovite_War_\\(1605%E2%80%9318\\)#Aftermath) 3 [times](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smolensk_War) in a row against Russia.",
"Is it the canals that put you off or what? I don't get it",
"Having a Venetian Art Gallery must really be the life.",
"You're right. The past was bad, I'm happy I don't live there.",
"Really? I could have sworn one tried it in the winter and had an extremely rough time because of the harsh cold and ended up turning back because of it..",
"What are these four X's?",
"not in SA at that time",
"The USA is a lot less safer than European countries. ",
"Screwed over Venusians, too.",
"....citation fucking needed lol",
"That itself is an old meme. Memeception! ",
"Thats what i thought at first, but if you follow the link from the guy i replied to, everyone else is intact, its only the people that were blocking the building. These people were definitely removed on purpose.",
"There's no evidence of sea rise but that's a different issue.",
"Maybe it isn't a sociological big deal, but it's how I feel when in them. Apparently it's how enough people feel to have become an annoyance to you.",
"Is it illegal to have a different colored roof there? Does everyone there just have the same tastes in architecture? ",
"Well...they had cannons. It's not out of the realm of possibility that they used them during the siege. If the stone city really was destroyed to the degree people believe, it was either cannons or sappers using powder barrels or a combination of both.",
"Scrolled 2 far 2 find this.",
"Black black and origins are worth the play though I must say",
"[Here you go](https://youtu.be/XZIDMNWt0Pg).\n\nBasically the winter did not help things but it would not have stopped either army if they could work logistically for over half of the year.",
"The Ezio Collection on new gen consoles was definitely just a money grab by Ubisoft but I gotta say I don't regret buying it at all. Replaying all 3 games was absolutely worth the $60 in my opinion. ",
"Well, it is terrifying at first.\n\nOverseas I have no cell service. When you arrive by train in Venice, you are at the mercy of finding your own way in a place that may be out to get that 'tourist' money from your pocket in any way they can.\n\nI didn't realize you needed to ferry yourself to the hotel spot. I figured we could wander our way there. Whelp, not a good idea with luggage on cobblestone. So we paid a crazy amount of Euros to get to a dropoffpoint.\n\nOnce there, we pay the guy and suddenly we are staring at endless alleyways with no directions or signs. No idea how to get to the hotel.\n\nWe got lucky as shit and picked a random path and a popular alley, then followed it to the end around what looked to be a dead end (but is just a narrow point in the alley) and lo-and-behold the hotel was hiding behind that nook over a tiny bridge.\n\nFound where I needed to go by dumb luck. Basically that's the story of my entire Italy experience. Being hopelessly lost with heavy luggage and finding things by dumb luck.",
"I think this was in the BeFeds in Aviano, about 6 years ago. Now I want some of that delicious chicken. ",
"Or maybe I am an Italian that speaks Spanish and I didn't have to translate anything, I am just not affected by the weather in the US as you are? ",
"Finish black flag then go to origins, the combat system and tool systems are completely different as you have 2 games between them. Also origins reinvented a lot of systems. If you start origins now it’ll be chore to get back into black flag.",
"https://www.google.it/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/5kj2qj/homicide_rates_europe_vs_the_usa/\nHere you are. The most dangerous place in Italy is not nearly as dangerous as Chicago Detroit or Los Angeles. The USA has a like 10 times the omicide per capita of the most dangerous place in the European Union. Americans think they are the best at everything, that may be real for companies and economy... Every other statistic, not so much. Just Google it yourself dude. Don think your country is the only country in which things are done right. Italy is one of the biggest economies in the world and part of the European Union and Eurozone, which bot demand high standards in various parameters. ",
"Last time in Venice (then gf) wife and I got lost after wondering drunkly back from this dope Blues restaurant. Somehow got off the beaten path (our hotel was by train station) and ended up by St. Mark square.. then got lost on way back. Spent 2 hours going through thinking we'd seen this before etc. Eventually ended up in some (what looked like) a run down hospital - straight out of Halloween 2 movie -- spooky, and no one there but with lights flickering at end of halls etc.\n\nEventually made our way back to St. Marks again, but followed the tourist shops to a needle, until we found our hotel.\n\nThat was fun, although scary as shit cuz we coulda ended up \"with the fishes\" that night :D",
"The place is beautiful and unique.\n\nThe \"merchants\" do not make it feel welcome. It's a tourist trap, but worth the experience.\n\nAt the very least, taking a water-taxi to the airport is a very interesting experience.",
"Denounced. ",
"All Alleys Lead to Roma?",
"Nah, I'd need to download the maps in advance (i didnt).",
"I'm not affected by weather in the US either.\n\nWeather in the pacific ocean a impacts a good portion of the world.",
"Basically is. But it's cool, too.",
"Meh, most people under 20-25 probably can't even read a map these days",
"Well... they didn't bring them to Mexico. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Tenochtitlan\n\nThe Aztecs did not have walled cities.",
"You were a bit too blunt with that one, I’m afraid.",
"Easy there. I have a general disdain for America the Nation™️. Hence why I’m asking about life in other countries I would potentially live in. ",
"AKA: How the fuck did they do that?",
"That sounds like a great adventure. \n\nThe Atacama is closest to me, I suppose, but Australia and New Zealand seems more likely.",
"How quickly is Venice sinking?",
"I've explained centripetal force and gravity to too many flat earthers just to have both written off as \"part of a larger conspiracy.\" Boggles my mind.",
"That's just what the world looked like back then",
"SOPRANO ALTO ALTO SOPRANO",
"While this is true, different countries and different languages use different terms to describe said weather patterns. \n\nThe question was simply asked as a way to understand why one would use Italian terminology in an English context; While I understand your comparison (as an American), it is not fair to assume everyone understands and uses the terms \"el Nino\" and \"la Nina\" as it is used in the U.S., (or any English speaking country for that matter).\n\nThere is an inherent linguistic bias in a lot of Reddit users' responses that is worth noting as in this example; the user comes from an entirely different set of linguistic and cultural terminology and is politely asking for appropriate clarification. ",
"Neat! TIL. Also I have some new plans to keep Invaders off my property now, mud and burning all my resources while retreating.",
"not sure what a BeFeds is but I like the name.",
"Ok, sorry if I've been too hard, but I live near Venice and some of the comments in this thread make my blood boil. Italy has its problems, mainly high unemployment and strict boureaucracy. Mafia exists, mainly in the regions of Campania, Calabria, Sicily and Puglia. I am not familiar with this cause I've never visited the south. But on television they say that mafia asks for money to the enterpreneurs. I don't know how frequent or how widespread this is, but it's limited to the regions I listed before. In the other regions mafia doesn't kill and doesn't ask for pizzo. Have you noticed that even though Italy is a country of 60 million people and with high immigration, there haven't been Muslim terrorist attacks in the last 30 years? Terrorism in general is very low in Italy because we dealt with the mafia and the political groups (far right and far left) in the 70s 80s and 90s. So our intelligence is very prepared to this threats. Furthermore: who wants to kill or harm an American? Can you imagine the fuckin pressure from your government and from the media? Trust me, the mafia usually bugs Italians and specifically southern people, or African immigrants. And concerning the unemployment if you are a skilled worker (engineers, professionals in general) it's not hard to find a job. If you are adventurous you can move freely and work in the European Union. Hope this helps clarify a bit, and sorry if I have been rude... :) ",
"Venice smells amazing...",
"Don't send me down a rabbit hole of ufo proof plz. ",
"66% of the time it works every time.",
"It's like Bizarro Venice",
"Never start a land war in Asia UNLESS you have an entire army of cavalry Lancers and horse archers. ",
"Or Finland ",
"haha well, that's pretty bad ass",
"Sorry just had to correct your post. Ptolemaic Egypt was allied with Rhodes and sent a relief force that then caused the Macedonians led by Demetrius to flee leaving behind their weapons which they then sold. They used the money from selling the weapons to then build the Colossus.",
"I thought Italians are clean? ",
"A squirl? I didn't realise calligraphy was so big in the country",
"Next pubg map?",
"Thought that was a tray of brownies. ",
"high school",
"Like Boston. Crazy people who let the cows design the city.\n\nSource: Am from Boston.",
"Ohhhhh, is that fucking S everyone did. I love how such a vague answer made me remember it lmao",
"That helps a ton! No need to apologize, a lot of progressive Americans are aware of the over-reaching stink our country has permeated throughout the rest of the world since the 60’s.",
"Anyone else see two PacMans biting each other?",
"I was in venice 2 years ago on my honeymoon and it didn’t smell at all. And we had a storm so bad the streets filled with like 6” of hail and water. No smell at all. ",
"I put this up there with building giant cities and having huge ag economy in the middle of the dessert. I’m looking at you So Cal.",
"looks like a fun pubg map",
"My wife and I got lost in venice and it took us 3 hours to find our hotel. We kept coming to spots where we could see our place across the river but couldnt get across! ",
"Holy cow. There's no greenspace. I'd go nuts.",
"it really doesn't at all",
"The birth of pac man",
"I just visited your city for the first time in October and fell I love with it. In some ways I felt bad at what’s happening *under* the water. According to a local we met she said the larger barges that use the canals are causing the structures to disintegrate underneath as the canals were never designed for them. Not sure if true or not. And is it true the population is down to 50,000 but 30 million tourists?\n\nAnd those cruise ships. Seriously fuck those monstrosities.",
"One of the first sentences on that wiki says they had at least 14 small cannons. \n\nI never said the aztecs had walled cities?",
"Same here. We were there in the summer of 2016. At times you got some whiffs of stuff while on a gonadola ride, but other than that it was fine. Just absurdly crowded.",
"Definitely not lost. I bet it'll still be a major attraction - only now the tourists go there by underwater vehicle",
"And built on wooden stakes. I cant believe that they knew that the timber wouldn't rot in that environment.",
"It's charm, but not local. You don't see locals during the day. Or at all. It's crowded to the gills and all focused on tourism. You see crowds and crowds of crowds. You have to shuffle walk through the alleys in a long line of tourists. You walk down the wide avenues and they're just an open jamboree of carts and stall selling tourist trinkets and you're shoulder to shoulder with other tourists the whole time.\n\nElsewhere in Italy the cities I've visited have been vibrant and full of Italians. Even cosmopolitan centers like Roma and Milano you can get a sense of the daily life and of the culture. They have a genuine local charm that's not hard to get to as you make friends, as Italian culture can be warm and welcoming. Venice is just predators and I was never able to connect with locals. They are a rapidly disappearing breed, alas. \n\nThis is my experience. Other people see it differently, and that's wonderful, but I only liked the city in the middle of the night. It's ancient architecture, which is fascinating, but I think I'd need a totally different experience to understand a Venetian and get a taste of Venetian life. ",
"Ravenna was pretty awesome as well. Gorgeous art. And the tomb of Dante Alighieri which is pretty sweet.",
"I was there in April and October. Crowds weren't bad and I know what areas to avoid at peak times anyway. I'm glad people think it's no good to visit. Less crowded for me...",
"Shhhh, you want your cut or not?",
"Thats...absolutely not true. ",
"End of October. I was there for work and had classes to teach locally, but it was a holiday weekend and I got stranded in Mestre for 4 days. So I spent one day doing laundry and explored Venice.\n\nIt is ridiculous on a weekend when the tourists are there. Even worse when a cruise ship unloads. \n\nThing is, I really have no desire to go back. Off season or on. I've seen it and have a laundry list of things to see and do in Italy next time I go back. ",
"If you liked the naval battles in AC3, you'd love Black Flag. And Origins is amazing as well.\n\nId say ranking them in terms of how much I enjoyed them the first time through that:\n\nAC2>Origins>Black Flag>>Brotherhood>>Revelations>AC3>>AC1>Syndicate>Rogue>>Unity",
"Wernt the moors generally black",
"No they were North African",
"Cannot gain settlers or annex cities\nDouble the normal number of trade routes available\nA Merchant of Veniceappears after researching Optics\nMay purchase in puppeted cities",
"You liked 3 more than Black Flag? ",
"> island\n\nFunny joke",
"[It reminds me to...](https://media.npr.org/assets/artslife/arts/2010/07/billy-west/zoidberg-9883dd4b00ec8dfda9ae15ba87dad0058b4fa2fb-s6-c30.jpg)",
"I didn't have a week. I had a long weekend. A crowded, miserable weekend at the end of October when everyone got an extra day off to travel and cruise ships were docked.\n\nTrust me, I've seen nearly every street in Venice. I literally walk around and look at everything on days off when I travel. The benefit of being a large man is that people don't fuck with me when I'm wandering around alone minding my own business, and Venice is safe pretty much everywhere. So I tried to get well away from the throngs and into the small piazzas and dead end alleys. It's the one thing I genuinely enjoyed about the city. But when I went the locals were hiding from the throngs. \n\nFor some reason, even though I say that I know other people have different experiences and that it's pretty but not for me, people can't just let that stand. But I've traveled a lot, and spent months in Italy with Italians traveling and working and tasting local lifestyles. I know the type of experiences I'm chasing and the type of travel I personally enjoy. Venice ain't for me. It is great for millions and millions of others. Just not me. ",
"Even if most the buildings look similar they are all different kinds of things. You will see lots of stores selling masks or other tourist items, especially around St. Marks Square, but there are restaurants, hotels, grocery stores, laundry, etc. Just like any other normal city. ",
"Anybody else see packman eating dick? ",
"Only two kinds of traffic in Venice, human and boat.",
"Kayaked trough the canals this past summer with my girlfriend, it was surreal. Only $50 for a 2 hours with a guide",
"When I was there the only time I smelt something was when I was wandering the quieter sections and there were small stagnant canals.",
"When I was there it didn't smell much at all, and my hotel room was downstairs where the window was only a couple feet above the water.",
" I LOVE",
"Google Earth VR",
"I'm fairly sure the middle picture with the tower in the panorama is where de_canals is in CSGO.",
"Brew pub. Really good food. Don't drink beer so can't comment on that but lots of folks brought growlers in to get filled for home consumption. ",
"All I can see is a giant Tide pod.",
"snek-town",
"Black Flag was incredible",
"Cool. Thanks for the reply. ",
"Modern day Atlantis. Just wait 100 years when its underwater and people find it again.",
"It's a fairly obscure reference. Don't Look Now is a classic, but I don't think a lot of people have seen it. ",
"You see that S? They knew all along that they were sinking.",
"BIZARRO HATES VENICE!",
"Your misunderstanding seems to come from the geography of Venice. Venice is located in a lagoon connected to the ocean, when the previous poster was talking about building a wall, they were talking about building it at the entrance to the lagoon, not around the city. Think of it more like a lock than a wall.",
"\"Venice... VENICE!\" Lolololol Wolfy ",
"Have been there twice and it is. Too touristy that is.\n\nAnd what I mean by that is not that there are too many tourists; it's a big place and has a great many splendid buildings to see and more history than most place on the planet. Truly a great place to go and visit.\n\nBUT I feel like I was going to pay every cent they could squeeze out of me for the privilege. Gondola are very expensive. Coffee and cake in the square is very expensive. The food in the restaurants is very expensive. And by expensive imagine how much you think a high price would be, then double or triple it. Everything costs a lot, and the Venecian view is that this is fine because the city is crumbling and falling into the sea and it will take all your tourist funds to keep it going. And we want to keep it as a tourist attraction don't we?\n\nI understand the need to preserve the buildings and the history, and the buildings are no longer owned by fabulously wealthy merchants who can spend millions on upkeep, but there is a real danger that the very tourists who keep the place alive will be driven away because of high prices. Or they won't come because the ship's that bring them are no longer allowed to dock in Venice due to the erosion caused by the cruise liners.\n\nThere is a balance to strike between letting people enjoy the history and ensuring that they don't cause more damage but I felt as if I was welcome to look so long as there was a hand in my wallet the whole time.\n\nBut it is a magical place to go and it may just be me that felt that way. As long as you are prepared to pay your way, and ready to pay the high prices, the experience is fantastic.",
"Pacman.",
"Venice is by far my favorite town that I've been to. I stayed two weeks in an apartment basically between the Rialto Bridge and San Marco Square. I'd go back in a second",
"Venice is such an incredible and amazing city. You should go during Carnivale!",
"Ahh, the lobster claw handshake. ",
"Yeah, the lack of a random personality option like in Civ V is super annoying; I don't like the 'ideology' thing or whatever, like how Cleopatra denounces you if your army's too small, or the Aztecs if you have a luxury that they don't.",
"Tenor bass tenor tenor?",
"No, the Moors were from north Africa; more similar to the arabs that now inhabit North Africa than black people from central/western/eastern africa",
"Looks like a kid eating a foot.",
"You just made me smile for the first time this week. Thanks.",
"This is a pain in the ass city to invade in Total War 2",
"Imagine a 150 Gigapixel version of that.",
"There's a building with lofts on Abbot Kinney starting at $4500/month. The sign on the sidewalk has the gall to say \"serious inquiries only\". I involuntarily roll my eyes every time I walk past it.",
"Krypton",
"I was referring to the movie League of Extraordinary Gentleman. Captain Nemo has the sub go through the city. ",
"Notice something? Seas not rising",
"Damn, one flood and that city is fucked. Really beautiful place, though.",
"Aww glad to hear Sly 2 and Sly3 are still two of my favorite games of all time. ",
"Didn't remember that. Off to check for accuracy. Thanks.",
"Rising sea level from anthropomorphic climate change. WCGW?",
"I had the pleasure of visiting Venice in 2013. It truly is an incredible city ",
"I visited these and they were fascinating. Murano is a beautiful little island ",
" ",
" ",
"Now i know thanks! my english teacher always said the moors were just black.",
"Haha, always happy to educate; your English teacher was greatly oversimplifying, I suppose. \"Africa = Black\" is a pretty easy conclusion to draw. The easy way to disprove that is to point out that the Moors were Muslim, and at that point Islam wasn't really huge in the black regions of Africa as it was around North Africa and the Levant.",
"It's a shame that it'll be underwater eventually.",
"I went there last July. Got the first train there and the last train out of there with my roommate before sunset. It's amazing seeing this because we walked all the way from the station to the corner in the lower bottom in an hour or 2. Didn't think we walked that far, it's amazing. ",
"Who else is surprised this is an island??",
"Really?",
"Oh man! I envy you! I hope to move to Maui one day. What an island!",
"Venice? Where; behind Pac-Man?",
"Venice is one of the biggest shitholes I’ve ever been to.",
"Realizing ive never seen a full picture of italy until right now.. How is it not completly fucked and sunk already?",
"Venice was beautiful I highly recommend making the trip!",
"It really was, loved every minute of Italy.",
"There are wayyy too many cathedrals for a population that size. Like every other building is a cathedral. ",
"Its like do entwined dolphins ",
"Has anybody booted up Assassins Creed II to verify if this is correct?",
"Wow! Mining a comet, that sounds fun!",
"Not a big fan though I understand why people love it. ",
"Yeah. That place looks like giant pain in the ass.",
"The new PUBG map sure is looking good",
"It didn't really feel like an assassins creed game and the parts in modern times were awful but as a game it was amazing.",
"Whoosh",
"Went to Venice summer 2016 and for the most part it didn't smell bad. Some allies smelled bad. But that's an alley.",
"Explore, expand, exploit, and exterminate. Usually, you can win along any one of those routes. \"4X\" is the genre of Civ type turn based games. ",
"The combat was too detached for me. ",
"The district thing is a bit difficult to grasp having not played, but maybe it'll grow on me too. Thanks for the detailed response, I'll probably pick it up once the expansion comes out.",
"I got that moors were muslum i guess the rest just didnt click. Always happy to learn.",
"Only if your not Alexander The Great. ",
"No I mod there",
"Why would you own a dog in Venice? Those poor bastards. ",
"I mean it's really not that big tbf",
"Hmm I never felt that was a problem as it's at least more interactive than Civ. It could definitely use more tactical control, but on a strategic level I found the combat to be interactive enough.",
"Am I the only one who sees lobster claws?",
"As soon as I saw this picture I thought of Sly Cooper, I absolutely loved that game and played it to death. Me and my sister would play the pirate ship battle for hours. I might have to hook up my PS2 and play it again.",
"Wait what? What whooshed over me? I made a joke, did somebody else make a joke?",
"Your joke went whoosh over me.\n\nI guess I'm not good at this communicating thing.",
"Lol, no problem, looks like you weren't the only one. Although for somone who calls themself the Pun K Freak I would've thought you were all about the word-play jokes.",
"Wow, I never realized how much I want GTA Venice",
"Would be cool if we had floating cities!",
"Little correction, it's \"Acqua Alta\" because \"Aqua\" is grammatically wrong. And speaking of tides, two days ago it was so low it even dried some canals in the way I take for school.",
"looks like Zodbergs claws.",
"https://y.yarn.co/cd067880-b08f-4352-bbd2-1e1c78bdb16e_text.gif",
"“Why do you have to make everything about trump? Stop being mean to him, he’s the best president we’ve ever had 😢”",
"I read venice has no roads, so I'm guessing no cars either. Is that true?\n\nWhats the main way of getting around in venice, boats and bikes?",
"No we stayed [here](http://www.venice-bb-venezia.com/). Alessandro was the guy's name. Very nice. Very cool spot. Great breakfast. ",
"Interesting video.\n\nToo bad the guy is just describing sleep paralysis probably combined with nocturnal emissions. And some vivid nightmares thrown in.",
"It's interesting because I was also probably there in a different season, and definitely not via cruise ship. I was is more of the off season I think and that probably made it a better experience. ",
"Not really. It’s much more expensive than the mainland of course, but still cheaper than a typical European capital. It depends on the zone though, if you live in the far end, far from everything it’s cheap.\nThere isn’t a real waiting list but when a room is available there are a lot of people asking for it. Flatmates interview the candidates and then decide. Despite this, there is a housing problem due to high rents, few places available as more and more flats are converted into touristic accommodations.",
"It’s still City I’ve never been too\n",
"Anyone else see pac-man?",
"Maybe that’s the key to having fun with it, lol. None of mine had it. ",
"I see. Looking at the lack of green, I was wondering how that would work out.",
"The most beautiful city in the world. ",
"There is no population growth.",
"This. Hahah all those things are the reason i hate this place now",
"Holy shit! ",
"Im Dutch 😅",
"Be very skilled or very rich. ",
"Romanes Eunt Domus",
"Skilled in what?",
"You're definitely right. \n\nI found that off-season is better everywhere in Italy. Man the tourist spots can be crowded in summer. Florence is similarly much better off season. Venice has the special thing where a couple thousand visitors at a time will all get off a cruise ship -- literally all at once -- and swamp the neighborhood as a mob.\n\nHigh season is rough for European hot spots. ",
"meh....we'll deal with it after Mardi Gras. ",
"Cool thanks. ",
"Wow easy jezus,\nI'm not even going to try explaining why im not racist but can you say jumping to conclusions ;)",
"Yeah i did there my bad. But you could’ve worded it differently too.",
"For me, carpentry and building trades. Artists and clothing designers (read: t-shirt graphics) seem to do okay here. Outside of that, all you can do is hospitality/service industry stuff, and you'll need three jobs to survive with that. ",
"There's a massive movable dyke that is supposed to seal it off from the sea when the water level gets too high.\n\n",
"Oh damn, wasn't aware. I was there *well* over a decade ago and remember seeing them, albeit not a lot. I got around by walking.",
"Italy is gorgeous, and their \"lag\" in modern follies has drawbacks but has also protected them somehow, like some other European countries. MA&EGA",
"I got you fam. just download Maps.me for your next trip. Download the map for the city with all the locations before you get there. I just realized this sounds like a damn advert, app is great dough.",
"I mean it literally was.",
"Hence \"learn to use a paper map\" ",
"That doesn't make sense gramatically",
"Maybe if seen [from the other side](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Venezia_Ponte_della_Liberta_aerial_1.jpg) it is more clear: the bridge has both some tracks and a freeway, and what you saw is the railway station just straight on from the bridge, and a huge municipal parking on the side (with the mooring basin for cruise ships) :)",
"So how much of this is actual island, and how much is artificial?",
"Oh that would turn into some real *shitty* water in that lagoon if they did that.",
"No, you know what a ship lock is, right? It's not a static wall. In any case, this is not really a set locks, just a system that seals the lagoon off from the ocean during high tide. You can check out https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOSE_Project if you're still confused.",
"What a wonderful place to visit and get lost. I must return! ",
"Thanks for the nice comment! You are right, realised that afterwards whoops ",
"Oh man, wife and I spent a few days here shortly after getting married. No real agenda, but I LOVED just wandering around getting lost each day. Made a point to seek out the library/church from The Last Crusade one day.. I was still adjusting to the time change (traveling from Oregon) so I’d wake up super early each morning and go for a run along the main boardwalk. Early enough too that I got some great pics of structures like the San Marco and Rialto Bridge, w/o a million people around. Thanks for reminding me of such a great trip!"
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[
"cats are something aren't they",
"Reservoir Cats",
"You done fucked up meow!",
"Who's laughing meow?",
"GENERAL REPOSTI",
"Indeed "
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By the look of how casual they are walking away, i'm starting to believe that they started that fire.
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[
"/r/HistoryPorn",
"A small village way up in the Rocky Mountains ",
"Imagine this view from the perspective of a young man from rural America, in a time when there’s no television, let alone internet ",
"Yeah, but then he raised a baby boomer.",
"Oh fuck off with this generation bullshit",
"I think we Americans prefer to call them towns. Village is kind of old world if you ask me. ",
"The hall of mirrors is older than the U.S.A. which can add another perspective. Makes me wonder if he knew that.",
"How you gonna keep them down on the farm after they’ve seen Paris?",
"Still looks like that today. Versailles is just a short train ride from paris. Highly recommended.",
"How ya gonna keep 'em away from Broadway\n\nJazzin around and paintin' the town\n\nHow ya gonna keep 'em away from harm, that's a mystery\n",
"Mudbound is a pretty good movie on netflix. ",
"village<town<city\n",
"Trick question: which nation was proclaimed in this room?",
"I wonder if there were ever orders from Berlin along the lines of \"burn it all down, let them liberate ashes\" to which your average german soldier/Lieutenant responded like \"Ya I am not gonna be the person to destroy all this history\" so it was all just left during the retreat.\n\nOr did even the high up Nazis realize that this stuff needs to be preserved for the benefit of the world?",
"IMO Hitler envied most of the European landmarks. He wanted to make Germany (Berlin specifically) have the grandeur of Paris (Versailles included). Basically, his goal was to transplant every significant landmark, art, architecture, etc through out Europe and center it all in Berlin. Luckily, he did not to see this come to fruition.",
"Germany ",
"I don't know about other cities but yes Hitler ordered to destroy Paris and the german governor didn't follow his orders. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_Choltitz",
"More likely Smokey Mountains.",
"Just waiting to bomb the shit out of it.",
"I am from a town with a population of 198(according to the welcome sign). Would that be a village in Europe?",
"Definetly."
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An American soldier from a small village enters the Palace of Versailles shortly after the liberation of France during World War II
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"Photographer: JeffHK",
"Is that the same guy who made the timelapse?",
"What will happen if the ship navigated on the left side?"
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The view from a cargo ship en route from the Red Sea to Hong Kong
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[
"The effects of cheap materials",
"$5 for a year's supply of carabiners sounds like a pretty good deal though. ",
"It does, until you realize that for less than $5 you can own one that will [likely last you forever](https://www.backcountry.com/trango-phase-carabiner)",
"Right, I'll save this and order it when my year supply runs out.",
"Mine is going on 5 years now, you got scammed."
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The effects of 4 months of daily use
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[
"I remember when they did my son's feet. Surreal. I'd be keeping that shirt forever. ",
"This is still cute even when I consider the vile human excrement that was a necessary part of this picture ",
"That's awesome. I have my daughter's footprints, and they're precious to me. I'm proud of him. \n",
"I got my son's footprints tattooed on my side - after a dozen or so more tattoos it's still my favorite",
"I treasured mine, unfortunately lost the shirt in Hurricane Harvey. I need to make more babies now.",
"On the bill-- footprints $45000",
"Ugh\n\nCongrats "
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A new dad gets his first foot prints. More than 1000 words...
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[
"This is the 7th angriest cat I've ever seen.",
"Damn, that cat is piiiiiiiiiiiissed!",
"Grumpy Cat 2018: this time, he’s meaner ",
"\"Dafuq's wrong wichoo?\"",
"home come you're still alive posting this pic",
"Do you have a list with pictures of your top ten angriest cats by chance?",
"It may look mean, but I bet it’s a real pussy. ",
"I was so focused on his grumpy face that almost din't realize his heterochromia.",
"/r/AngryCats top posts of all time",
"\"One move buddy, and you'll be *hiss*tory!\"",
"[This](https://i.redd.it/iqzppsd72xa01.jpg) is the seventh all time highest post in that sub. Doesn't even compare. OP, you should x-post, that sub would appreciate this angry cat.",
"It looks like OP pooped in his shoes. ",
"Booooooooooooo. Take your spam elsewhere.",
"You're sitting in his seat, aren't you? For reference, every horizontal surface is his seat.",
"You're a fucking liar.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/\n\nHey /u/sucobe, this person is trying to take credit for your post.",
"\"Your friend\"\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/?st=jd4oogi9&sh=ca094a9e",
"He's not mad he's just so disappointed. :(",
"*You think this is a fucking game?*",
"*\"WTF you looking at? You want pussy? Come and get it if you dare\"* - Cat probably.",
"This guy looks like a resposting bot. It's been around but inactive for a few months until it came alive today.\n\nHis comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uiqjt/my_cat_got_new_bed/dtkn4rh/?context=0) is a copy of [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ugpzd/my_cat_got_a_new_bed/dlsjtuc/).\n\nBlah blah, I am too lazy to do the rest. Where's that damn Spartan guy when you need him.",
"The lesser known relative of grumpy cat ",
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on September 19, 2017 and woke up one hour ago. \n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/sucobe's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/).\n\nIts comment [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uiqjt/my_cat_got_new_bed/dtkn4rh/) (in a thread started by HayleyFreycinet - more on them later) is a copy/paste of /u/thedoorholder's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ugpzd/my_cat_got_a_new_bed/dlsjtuc/).\n\nIts [submssion here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ujb7l/who_rode_the_bus_to_and_from_school_what_was_your/) is a copy/paste of /u/geoload\n's submission [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ws990/redditors_who_rode_the_bus_to_and_from_school/) (sans \"Redditors)\n\n\n__________\n\nInterestignly, the top comment in this thread was also likely made by a karma-farming bot - HayleyFreycinet\n\nHayleyFreycinet was also born on Septebmer 19, 2017 and woke up one day ago.\n\nIts comment [in this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uj8q2/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dtknify/) is a copy/paste of /u/AMaSTRIPPER_AMA's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dnhqn4k/).\n\nIts [most recent comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ujb7l/who_rode_the_bus_to_and_from_school_what_was_your/dtko0gq/) (in a thread started by LincolnBaxter) is a copy/paste of /u/anirishman15's first-person comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ws990/redditors_who_rode_the_bus_to_and_from_school/decm8rb/).\n\nIts [comment before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uj8q2/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dtknotj/) (also in a thread started by LincolnBaxter) is a copy/paste of /u/progdrummer's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dni567c/).\n\n**TLDR:** \nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"He posted a meh ask reddit question with no formatting. And a world news article all about an hour ago. Doesn't reddit have posting rules? ",
"[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uj8q2/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dtks8hq/)",
"People can have more friends...\n\n /s",
"The guy that sales the pitch forks seems to be late..",
"Can we downvote this post to Oblivion?",
"this made me laugh uncontrollably hard in a very quiet library. thank you for that. ",
" I think she is Evil/...",
"https://pics.me.me/human-i-wish-to-play-with-the-small-angry-dog-23112570.png",
"Maybe they have the same friend.",
"Cat is a cat. More at 11.",
"Hell yeah someone (a bot) stealing my post word for word! This is when you know you’ve made it! [Weird that we have the same cat OP.](https://imgur.com/gallery/u57PG)",
"Doing God’s work. \n\n!redditsilver u/spartan2470",
"!redditsilver u/dr_king_schultz",
"Mabey we need a bunch of bots to downvote karma farming bots? ",
"He moved somewhere tropical with all that sweet pitch fork money",
"Pissing into the wind only gets you covered in piss.",
"Good lord that is a disgruntled looking cat",
"Don’t know why your sitting there with one hand down your pants and the other on your phone, taking a pic....but I’m siding with that cat on this one...",
"Can you take a bot to r/Karmacourt?",
"Nicely copied from [the other guy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/72dmxb/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/dnhqn4k)\n\n\nEdit: I'm talking to a bot... check out Spartan2470's comment.",
"dude pls don't try to take the post by others for your benefit, that is horrible =(",
"Cat thinks of nothing but murder all day long.",
"Top 10 Anime Cat Betrayals",
"I was on his turf. He ain’t no bitch. We’ve made amends and I give him 60% of whatever I make ",
"It looks like it's going to tear your guts out when your passed out. ",
"Only 60? You lucky bastard my cat takes me for 80 percent of what I make.",
"This website is run by a corporation, their priority is not integrity or telling the truth, it's exposing its users to advertiser content and keeping people on this website. Not many dots to connect here man.",
"Cat:\"Are you pondering what I'm pondering\"?",
"I bet it doesn't look like that when your opening a can of tuna...",
"Good bot.",
"That cat looks like a real asshole...just sayin",
"What is the point of high karma? ",
"Great question. In short, to get the account ready to sell.\n\nKarma may not have monetary value, but karma-farming accounts (usually run by bots) are bought and sold. However, many subs require users to have a certain amount of karma inorder to post, post with a certain degree of frequency, comment, etc.\n\nThe \"[What's the Point?](https://reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/)\" section of this page may help to explain. Also, there was a very good write up [here](https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3ddwow/a_cat_is_a_cat/ct4co3j).",
"So pretty much like all of reddit.",
"Someone stole one of my few posts and I called them out on it and I got told \"so what lol\" and got downvoted to heck. Reddit sure is strange sometimes. Even Collegehumor gave me credit when they took the post too lol",
"Boo, LincolnBaxter, booooo. Boo. ",
"What is the endgame plan for people who amass karma in this fashion? What the hell is the point? \n\nDo they sell the account or something? Perhaps to an advertiser who wants to pretend to be a real person? ",
"Our cat (dead sadly, RIP) Was a white cat just like yours. with the same eyes! One yellow one blue! Is this a common thing among white haired cats?",
"Diabetus",
"/u/LincolnBaxter, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\nfalse claim of ownership \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/LincolnBaxter&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uj8q2/my_friends_cat_just_sits_there_and_judges_you/?context=10\\))",
"Correct. They sell the account to advertisers or people that just want that sweet Karma for whatever their choosing. Kind of like Instagram ",
"Taking the same exact picture. ",
"Not a bot, but I did my due diligence by throwing a downvote at him. ",
"Maybe he's angry 'cuz you shaved him. Also, I hope his name is GoldenEye.",
"> Where's that damn Spartan guy when you need him.\n\nHe posted below.",
"That's a nice looking cat ",
"Minime!",
"I mean. Even if this isn't OP's cat, I'd be happy to pet him. Seems like he type that would unhappily mew at you, then demand all the purring attention they can get.",
"I did read that which is why I knew they would be sold (people would do that on FB too, get thousands of likes and then sell the account so it goes from Memes to Shoe Sales) but I had no idea what people would use karma for on Reddit.\n\nThanks! "
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"\"ALL OF THE ABOVE\"",
"You win",
"Far left. She's going to retain her looks the longest.",
"/u/shehzad, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/shehzad&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ujesq/when_all_answers_in_an_exam_seem_correct/?context=10\\))"
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[
"Or the longest?",
"Maybe both",
"8 legs means 8 times as fast.",
"When it's dark and you turn the flash off, cameras do longcat exposures. ",
"It's a cat-erpillar",
"get out "
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"That's the vehicle of someone that has never had a logical thought, never contributed anything worthwhile to society, and never got anything better than a C in school. ",
"You mean a C in home school. ",
"This is the kind of asshole that harasses Native Americans thinking they are Mexican, just to be a piece of shit. ",
"The kind of people who starts sentences with \"I'm not racist, but...\"",
"And got expelled for sleeping with the teacher ",
"Might as well just say \"small penis.\"",
"lol you should x-post this to r/WTFcarstickers",
"Or the tailgate of someone who loves dogs, guns and the police. Who made an intelligent/informed voting decision based on their beliefs. Differing opinions does not make someone a racist. \n\nBut hey, they aren't a liberal, and probably don't agree with you, so let's bash their intelligence, and insinuate they committed incest.\n\nSeems legit. ",
"Maybe a sticker enthusiast? ",
"“U.S. border patrol puts the panic in Hispanic.”\n\nYup, this person doesn’t sound racist at all. \n\n/sarcasm",
"Did someone already mention that he probably fucks his sister? Because that’s what I came here to say. The Trump sticker alone tells me that.",
"Unfortunately it's true. Some of my friends are from New Mexico, most of them natives and they get a lot of harassment and bullying. \"go back to Mexico you wetback!\" is the common \"greeting\" for them. \n\nedit: In case someone missed school, New Mexico is part of the US.",
"Besides the obvious racist sticker you know Peckerwood is synonymous with the Aryan Nation right? If you ever hear someone refer to themselves as a peckerwood or a featherwood they are a white supremacist plain and simple... that sticker is a dead give away this person is a racist piece of shit combined with all the other evidence.",
"I assume there's at least one decal of an assault rifle on the back window. 50/50 on whether it's next to a Salt Life sticker.",
"Complete racist if he wears a cowboy hat.",
"When I see a car with a back end full of bumperstickers my first thought is definitely, \"I bet that person makes a lot of intelligent and informed decisions\" ",
"Yeah my father has a truck just like this. Guess what? He's a racist. Always has been. He doesn't think he is, though. But when you call the nicest person in the neighborhood a \"filthy n-word\" when he walks away from you, for no reason... Yeah. So go peddle your bullshit elsewhere.",
"$10 says there's also a Calvin peeing on something sticker on there, somewhere.",
"[Coincidence? I think not.](https://imgur.com/YblTr87)",
"Perhaps the type of asshole to scream at a [Navajo legislator](https://azcapitoltimes.com/news/2018/01/26/arizona-capitol-eric-descheenie-cesar-chavez-lisette-flores-selianna-robles-katie-hobbs-tomas-robles-trump-supports-yell-illegal/) that he is \"illegal\" and to \"go home.\" Next level stupid. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/Jj4bIXN.gifv",
"All of these stickers could be replaced by one: \"LATENT HOMOSEXUAL.\"",
"I'd have a tough time not keying that",
"Shocking news, huh?",
"Surprisingly no. ",
"Almost as good: a Swamp Life sticker under his Harley Davidson sticker. Yep, Swamp Life. That’s the big thing around here. 🤦♂️",
"Totally agree that someone who doesn’t agree with my beliefs is automatically a racist. But you don’t even know what my beliefs are, other than “not racist”. By insinuating that all Hispanics would be scared of border patrol because they’re here illegally, you’re making an assumption based on race. That’s the definition of a racist. ",
"No. That is the definition of a bigot. Someone who uses cultural stereotypes as fact in conversations with other ethnicities. A racist is a person who believes their race superior to another's:\n\nOxford English:\n\n1Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.\n\n\n\n1.1 The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.\n\nThis country needs a lesson in tolerance. I disagree fundementally with anyone who believes themselves superior to another human being based on race. I think it is an abhorrent and outmoded way of thinking. \n\nBut the same freedom of speech that protects my ability to voice that opinion, protects theirs. "
] | 28 |
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Might as well just say “I’m A Racist”
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/r/pics/comments/7ujl5o/my_walk_to_work_by_the_seasons/
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[
"That’s awesome!",
"That Shaq post was the peak of this trend, stop it.",
"Shaq through the seasons, that'd be something. ",
"That is one interesting walk .... beautiful :)",
"Where do you live that the seasons go winter, spring, fall then summer?",
"Makes me miss living in Korea :'(",
"Blame Google for that one when I made the collage. Haha"
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My walk to work by the seasons.
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/r/pics/comments/7ujn5f/this_is_the_best_thing_ive_ever_seen/
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[
"But now I want one !!! ",
"I was on a billboard once.",
"I’m high and this is kinda trippin me out lol"
] | 3 |
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This Is The Best Thing I've Ever Seen
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/r/pics/comments/7ujop9/i_learned_this_word_in_my_sex_therapy_class_and/
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[
"Sex therapy?",
"yay politics!",
"#fakenews",
"Sex therapy? ",
"/u/sepfromm, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/sepfromm&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ujop9/i_learned_this_word_in_my_sex_therapy_class_and/?context=10\\))"
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I learned this word in my Sex Therapy class and cannot imagine a more relevant term in today’s world.
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/r/pics/comments/7ujunl/this_violates_the_posting_rules_on_rhmmm/
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[
"Wait did this post get rejected? ",
"On /r/hmmm it did. It got removed for violating rule #2. hmmm.",
"Hmmm."
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This violates the posting rules on /r/hmmm.
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/r/pics/comments/7ujux6/feeling_down_and_wanted_to_share_a_picture_i_took/
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[
"Looks like you're late flying south, your peeps are waiting. Cheer up, you woke up this morning. ",
"Like a bird on a wire.",
"I know this feeling very well. Trust me, you are far from alone (pardon the unintended pun). Being alone is far from a bad thing. When alone, do whatever makes you happy. \n\nIn many respects, we are all alone. Don't sweat the stupid shit. Individuality is a beautiful thing....."
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Feeling down and wanted to share a picture I took this morning. Sums up how I’m feeling. Hope Reddit enjoys it.
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/r/pics/comments/7ujxi7/looking_goodwhite_color_bunny_with_red_eyes/
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[
"Technically albino bunnies, the absence of any color/pigment.",
"I'll not risk another frontal assault. ",
"They’re albino and pretty common. "
] | 3 |
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Looking good-White color bunny with red eyes
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/r/pics/comments/7ujxxk/thank_you_timehop_for_reminding_me_of_the/
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[
"Photobomber is satisfied ",
"You walked off a plane and saw a lady floating in the air and this really pleased you? ",
"/u/SgtTrulyOdd, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/SgtTrulyOdd&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ujxxk/thank_you_timehop_for_reminding_me_of_the/?context=10\\))"
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Thank you timehop for reminding me of the happiest day of my life
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/r/pics/comments/7ujzz3/15_years_ago_today/
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[
"Why is there a random picture of George Bush there (I realize he was president) it seems like he just looks goofie in the middle of that article ",
"Because those are his quotes. ",
"I knew he was low but taking credit for what prophet's in the Bible said... Wow /s",
"He had delivered a speech honoring the shuttle's mission, NASA's endeavors, and the crew.\n\nAnd it's Bakersfield, the slice of Texas that found its way to California."
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15 years ago, today.
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/r/pics/comments/7uk13r/am_still_totally_in_awe_of_the_supernatural_event/
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[
"So honored that my supermoon progression shot hit the front page yesterday. Thought the internet would appreciate another shot I took as well. If anyone is interested in prints, I would love the support, please PM me. And my instagram is @pacificexposure if anyone is interested in following!",
"Amazing shot!!!",
"Maybe you should look up the word \"supernatural.\"",
"Edit* previously considered supernatural..."
] | 4 |
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Am still totally in awe of the supernatural event that took place yesterday. Supermoon eclipse setting over the Oceanside Pier, CA. Shot with Sony A7Rii and Sony 70-200mm F4.
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/r/pics/comments/7uk213/shaq_in_front_of_a_shack_in_four_seasons/
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"meta af",
"Maybe get a pic of him eating shakshuka at the Shake Shack.\n",
"r/circlejerk ",
"In-Shaq-tion "
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Shaq in front of a shack in four seasons.
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/r/pics/comments/7uk6n2/black_boa_constrictor/
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[
"No that's a scarf with feelings. ",
"Is that thing made of vantablack?",
"That is clearly a nightmare pile.",
"Velvet spagett ",
"Blek Velvt Snek ",
"Oh yes.. the kind of feelings that can crush you to death...",
"Nightmare Noodle",
"r/natureisfuckinglit",
"scarily gorgeous",
"Just like what I experience everyday :(",
"I was about to say, the OP better post it on that subreddit before someone else steals his sweet karma!\n\n\nYour move OP",
"This is like, the stealth fighter of snakes. Dark af? Check. Low heat signature? Check. Sound? Silent as a tomb. Damn, wouldn't want to be its prey when it's out hunting. \n\nedit: a few words about its prey",
"Oooh so velvety. That's a very pretty snek",
"Black Snake Grown",
"Hail sssssithis",
"Dude...You gotta stop buying scarves from serpentarium....",
"r/natureismetal",
"I believe it's only slightly more black than akon",
"Sorry to break it to you guys, but this is a Christmas Island Boa that's been shopped. Here is [the original picture.](https://i.imgur.com/y1phJhH.png)",
"Total 'shop. Sorry.",
"fake snek",
"You mean Ekans ",
"Where?",
"Wow a pitch black nope rope",
"Alabama black snake\n",
"Nope.",
"Damn you... take the upvote",
"dark spaghetti",
"Looks Fuzzy\n\nI want to pet the velvet noodle",
"Bambalam",
"thats a long dog",
"Looked for this comment, found it, upvoted.",
"https://i.imgur.com/lEcPZww.gifv",
"And you get an upvote.",
"Harry Potter needs tell him to lighten up.",
"da feels",
"Is that suede?",
"I hope they named it *Sodium Bicarbonate*",
"r/snakeloaf"
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Black boa constrictor
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/r/pics/comments/7uk8f6/eminems_daughter_is_all_grown_up/
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[
"Looks like he raised her as well as he raised the roof.",
"I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. I remember buying one of his first mainstream albums and hearing him rap about her as a baby. Man this makes me feel old. ",
"And horny",
"Looks like Ivanka",
"Is it me, or do young girls all look alike these days? It must be the way they do their makeup.",
"All that make up and the bad nose job though...",
"The make up isnt bad but I remember seeing Hailey when she turned 18 and she was Good looking and I do feel like her nose was different... Sad",
"That's as fake a nose as they come, hopefully it's just bad photoshopping ",
"Looks like a trump daughter ",
"I think she just went HAM with the nose contouring. ",
"/next wife",
"https://entertainment.theonion.com/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-raised-o-1819575196"
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Eminem’s daughter is all grown up.
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/r/pics/comments/7uk9jz/supermoon/
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[
"Where is this?",
"Roughly 221,559 miles away",
"I don't know for sure, but it reminds me of somewhere in Spain that's in the book Origin by Dan Brown, purely from descriptions in the book.",
"Dumharrow, from the looks of those switchbacks. ",
"Wherever it is, it's where they filmed XXX ",
"Marseilles?",
"Looks very similar to Kotor, Montenegro... ",
"I need to take a vacation.",
"Looks like Lutsk Ukraine"
] | 9 |
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Supermoon
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/r/pics/comments/7uka4m/my_1st_ride/
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[
"Daaammnnn Gina! ",
"The Knight Rider! I rode that bike so much the tire cracked open.",
"Holy fucking shit I had one too!!!! Rode it to shreds! Good memories. ",
"Preach on brother!",
"Was jealous af of em then. Am jealous af of you now. ",
"I was always jealous of the kid next door who had that big wheel and I didnt, so one day I kicked it so hard the car front cracked in half. Sorry Joey...",
"I mean you can't just slowly coast to a stop, you gotta lock that baby up!"
] | 7 |
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My 1st ride.
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/r/pics/comments/7ukb6k/my_husband_takes_a_selfie_with_every_dog_he_meets/
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[
"PUG!",
"I do this too and post it on FB saying I got a new dog just to fuck with my ex wife lol",
"Just randomly walking down the street \n\n\"Hey, can I pet your dog?\" \n\n\"Sure, I suppose so\" \n\n*man gets on the ground, starts posing*\n\n\"We really need to...\"\n \n\"Just one more pic\" ",
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"\"How about a selfie with me and the dog to post on facebook?\"\n\n\"What? I don't know you, that'd be weird.\"",
"In the bottom left pic is that his son or his knee ",
"Knee",
"And thanks to him I may start doing it myself..."
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My husband takes a selfie with every dog he meets...
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/r/pics/comments/7ukd8i/tell_it_like_it_is_tim_hortons/
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[
"As a Canadian, I'm surprised they are so rude!",
"Nothin rude about that. I worked at five guys for a while. People will stand there for 20 minutes, expecting you to know what they are about. Of course they get pissed when you’d finally figure out why they were there.",
"I think it's the second part of the statement though...you can definitely just say the first part without saying the second!",
"The tone is rude, not the message itself. "
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Tell it like it is Tim Hortons
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/r/pics/comments/7ukeij/i_wonder_how_this_would_turn_out/
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[
"I imagine the Mask being like \"nope nope nope!\" and popping right off and Deadpool chasing after it screaming \"come back here I'm not done with you!\"",
"Why not just a normal day in an office space?",
"That's how he turns in to Ryan Reynolds ",
"Smokin ",
"[\"Did you miss me?...\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyxkODGdp1E)",
"How would it turn out you ask\n\nIf Deadpool put on the Mask?\n\nOf the changes seems to me\n\nHis humor would be more Loki\n\n",
"\"*I should've come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.*\"",
"There would be an overload on the wisecracking.",
"That was one of my favorite movies as a kid and still may be one of them.",
"It would be lame. Just Spiderman with a wood mask on that not even good as regular mask SOMEBODY STOPPPP MEEEEEEEE",
"i would love if this could be a movie. \n\nmaybe with a jim carey cameo ? \n\ncould be terrible but could also be amazing! ",
"Deadpool and the mask\n\na storm of chimichangas\n\nand broken fourth walls",
"Id watch that.",
"I thought that was Groot and was like what the fuck. ",
"I like you, but Jim Carey and his characters are sacred to me. You can have that other stupid green mask baby thingy.",
"pretty sure he would just use it as a cod piece",
"I woodn't put it past Deadpool.",
"He's going to P-A-R-T-- Why? Because DPs gotta!",
"Probably put on a business suit and get a soy latte.",
"Petition to cast Jim Carrey as Deadpool's dad",
"Funny enough, it's already kinda happened. That is Loki's mask, and him and Deadpool have a history. He'd be turned into Tom Cruise. Source: \nhttps://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/154298/in-which-comic-did-deadpool-have-the-face-of-tom-cruise\n",
"Jackin",
"I don't know, do you?",
"They nullify each other and he becomes a corporate schill at a fortune 500",
"Fuck off",
"That'd be cool to see him branching out",
"Somebody ripped off Groot's face!",
"And guns that only have \\*BANG\\* flags.",
"I remember in the Mask comics there was a guy who tried to out it on, but nothing happened. I never read the Mask comics, but I have seen clips and shit. I imagine that would happen.",
"that wouldn't fit in the haiku structure",
"Best Movie EVER",
"While the disembodied Mask is yelling \"SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!\"",
"... All I know is that I need to see Deadpool singing Cuban Pete with the whole getup. Frilly armed shirt, ascot, hat, etc. Please.\n\nI had no idea I needed this.",
"afterwards, he'll *holds up spork*",
"Hopefully he gets treeted well.",
"I'm sure he'll be pruned into a fine specimen.",
"Never, **ever** break the fifth wall. We don't know what's out there.",
"*sigh* I don't know. Something about leaves or something.",
"If Loki were to enter Deadpool I don't think it would look like this",
"is there any comic connection between Loki and the Mask?",
"He's not allowed to act after spreading, \"the truth\"",
"The Mask must be a dead Groot infected with a symbiote.",
"Nothing would really change. Deadpool would just have godlike powers. His personality already has no restraints",
"whut?",
"Care to explain ?",
"They'll break the 4th dimensional wall?",
"it was the big meaty guy. Walter I believe.",
"The joker had the mask at one point",
"Neither did I until now.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNlNYIRw4g",
"Yeah! He felt no pain, and didn't talk. He was fighting with the chick who was using the Mask. Or was it the group of teens he was fighting?",
"With that pun you should just make like a tree and get outta here.",
"Is anybody here has read The Mask comic books, they might agree, Ryan Reynolds would make a great Mask. It's gory and slapstick. ",
"Loki loves chaos, it's more like it'd nope out of there if Deadpool tried to go hang out with his best buddy Thor.",
"I'd love to see this, but the mask is owned by Warner Bros (Owner of DC comics) and the comic rights were last licensed to Dark Horse comics. Also, after Disney moved the Starwars IP to Marvel, I don't see a WB/Disney partnership happening on this without some major effort.",
"He was figting fucking everyone.",
"He had sex with his girlfriend eventhoguh he had STDs. She got hem and it was likely a major cause in her committing suicide",
"He would just become normal.",
"Bet some people on here don’t know what that mask is from ",
"OMG, NOOOOOOO!",
"Oi, [when the fuck did you fucking steal this Wade](https://i.imgur.com/TimohWt.jpg)?\n\nI knew I shouldn't have let you in my office. I bet you were the one that put \"midgets squatting\" in my search history too, ya bastard.",
"He would become sane and normal. The two personalities would cancel each other out.",
"> and popping right off and Deadpool chasing after it, pants around his ankles, screaming \"come back here I'm not done with you!\" ",
"This is how Freakazoid was born I believe.",
"Dark Horse comics, not Marvel, so its Loki has no connection.",
"thats what i thought.",
"Loki loves causing chaos like a misbehaving child. Deadpool is infatuated with the concept of death on a level that defeats the most powerful intergalactic tyrant, and loves chaos. The mask isn't even Loki himself, just an artifact. It's apples and oranges. \n\nHalf the reason the mask would run is because hanging out with Thor to fuck with Loki is exactly what Deadpool would do. Then he'd bang Laufey while making Loki watch.",
"Why should I leaf when you're clearly the root of the problem?",
"pick up http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Lobo/Mask_Vol_1_2 it would be similar.. ",
"So I thought you were just making crazy shit up. Turns out, you're not making it up, you're just wrong. \n\nhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jim-carrey-cleared-wrongful-death-11951428 ",
"Overabundance* of pop culture references + Looney Tunes wackiness. Ever seen the show Freakazoid? That's how you get a Freakazoid.\n\nAlso, I remember when Joker put it on, he just turned into the Looney Tunes version of himself.\n\nEDIT: Sorry you didn't like my answer man.",
"this isnt even remotely similar",
"Chim Chimmy Boom, Chim Chimmy Boom! ",
"That's Loki's mask though, he might want it back...",
"I was hoping this was OneyNG.",
"So you work for fox news?",
"He’d turn into Freakazoid. ",
"It really is. The Mask, is Loki's Mask. Says so in the show. Loki's power fuels it. Loki is also the prankster, so making him into Tom Cruise is *exactly* the sort of shenanigans that would occur if he wore the mask. A \"reminder\" of the curse, if you will. ",
"Loki killed Baldur for shits & giggles?",
"I don’t need The Mask. A crazy over the top performance of the song is what I’m looking for. It was already an homage when Carrey did it. \n\nWho owns Cuban Pete?\n\n\n(edit-clarity)",
"(Chick, chicky boom)",
"it would be just like the original comic where that really big guy tried it on and it had no effect on him.",
"On one hand I wanna say lots of Gods killed folks, even their brothers, for shits and giggles. On the other hand, Baldur was pretty much a metaphor for everything that was good in the world, so it's a fair point.",
"He would turn normal boring person.",
"In the comic book they had something like this happen and[ the mask didn't work](https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/61625/5157211-6009731014-walte.png). It just stayed normal.",
"Awesome. It would turn out awesome. ",
"He'll behave the same but replace the red with green for his costume.",
"Fun fact: their universes actually overlap since in the Mask was made by Odin and you can actually [see Loki played by Alan Cumming in Son of The Mask](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V20WrtLPrKY) (2005).",
"The Mask :) ",
"Well...shit. That news just came out today. Yep, I was wrong. ",
"Probably due to Deadpool using the holes in the mask for... other purposes... \nIncidentally the Mask was supposedly possessed by Loki, god of mischief, so The Mask would technically be in the Marvel universe, right? ",
"Yes, just please God yes",
"I had no idea till your comment. Sorry for the crazy remark, I guess it really wasn't on you at all.",
"It would be like a more extreme version of The Mask original comic. Bloody.",
"Woa woa woa. Now, that's being far too reasonable for reddit. Admitting we're wrong, what's next, equal rights for all?",
"The mask from The Mask",
"I think both crazies would cancel each other out and he would just be normal",
"Crosspost r/photoshopbattles and find out :0",
"No change.",
"He’d just be a talking Groot!! ",
"Like the most epic movie fusion!",
"The mask was a marvel comic",
"Somebody stop him!",
"This makes me oddly happy. ",
"Stop. Don't do that. Your going to break the internet with this meme, there will be riots requesting a Mask + Deadpool movie, things will get out of hand. \n\nPut it down, NO.",
"Freakazoid/jason voorhees",
"He would be almost unstoppable an new lvl of greatness ",
"Broken fourth walls may just be an understatement. That fucker will hop in the seat next to you in the theater.",
"You would get a businessman named Theodore. Not Tedd, Theodore. He would have a 3000ft^^2 house in a nice sub-urb, a wife, Melissa, that he married after meeting in college. They would have two kids. Gregory would be 11, Anny 8. They have talked about getting one more, hopefully a girl. They didnt have time, careers were getting in the way. But now they are getting to a place where the money isnt tight, but wery comfortable. They would name the new child Alexandra if it was a girl, Alexander if its a boy.\n\nTheodore has planned for the future. He has saved up some of his money from each pay check from the day he had his first job in the summer, working at his fathers office. It was a small firm, most everybody knew him and he them. He would deliver the post, get coffey, lunches and so on. They didnt need him, but everybody was happy he was there. It brought new life to the firm somehow. Theodore was allways good at saving money. But he isnt frugal. A nice dinner means a nice dinner, and he buys a little pricey clothes because they are cheaper in the long run.\n\nHe plans to take an early retirement. He wants to take his wife and two, maybe three, kids traveling. To show them as many cultures as possible. To show them and teach them things that may seem odd at first, but teaches them respect in the long run, giving them an edge in both social and businesslife. He is proud of his kids. Both because they are his kids, but also due to them actually trying hard to be good people from an early age. \n\nTheodore is a happy man.\n\nEdit. Fuck ft and not using meters. I meant 3000. Got my maths all effed up",
"Deadpool turns into an accountant from Nebraska who collects cereal pieces that look like actors.",
"I never read comics, but I nerd out over these type of crossovers. Love the incorporation of mythology.",
"If wanna get to the nitty gritty , the mask is deff the most powerful of all the comic book heroes. Think about it.",
"Guaranteed r/comedycemetery material",
"Sounds good to me ",
"Young, new Cameron Diaz. Fucking yum.",
"Huh. . . no change.",
"The mask would turn into Deadpool. ",
"Lobo did it",
"He is certainly powerful but given that his abilities seem to be derrived from the availability of viewing angles / sight gags he might be pretty durable and have no clear limits on what he can do but I wouldn't say that constitutes actual unlimited power.\n\nPlus, if the Mask was posessed by Loki then theoretically he is no more powerful than Loki.",
"Canadian Powers Combine!!!!",
"apparently that's lokis mask",
"The mask made Jim Carrey shove an exhaust pipe up another guys anus..\n\nI don't think it would have any problem with deadpools bullshit",
"I always wanted a gun that shoots out a little flag that says *\"BANG!\"*",
"If you get into the comic and not the movie. He’s essentially Deadpool or steroids and crack. He’s killed tons and survived even more. The movie was super PG from the source material. ",
"Not sure why, but [this](https://imgur.com/a/8z8ES) is the first thing that came to my mind.",
"*Nobody* owns Cuban Pete. He's the king of the rumba beat. \n\nChic-chic-ky-boom.",
"The Mask is Groot",
"Omg and Mr Pool could shoot someone on every “boom”. ",
"I like the way you psychotic!",
"[Joker](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/the-mask/images/4/48/Joker_Mask.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121105161936) is just as crazy as Deadpool, and he wore the mask. ",
"His insanity would cancel out the spell of the mask and he would be overly dsane and deep. He would have a magnified self awarness and understanding of his meaningless existance. It would make for a dark depressing and dramatic noire type movie.",
"I like the way you reinforce my ideas and make me feel better about myself! \n\nWill you be my dad?",
"That's because Deadpool wasn't putting the mask on his face",
"After running it through the proper algorithms, it becomes really quite [clear.](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)",
"It's actually the other way around. Dark Horse Comics owns The Mask. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_(film), so it's up to Dark Horse to license the Mask character. ",
"Cuban Pete was first recorded in 1937, sung by Louis Armstrong. I think in the form you're speaking of (Originally performed in \"I love Lucy\" from 1951 to 1957), the rights belong to CBS Television Distribution; a company owned by Gulf+Western.",
"I just asked for you.......",
"He's already an unkillable clown with a cartoonish approach to violence... so maybe no change other than green CG face? Which he would hate.",
"Petition to cast Jim Carrey as Deadpool.",
"aka “Someone who would be willing to cash a check even if it had a cartoon mouse on it.”",
"Liek something if done right, would print money for the studio...",
"After the filming of Kick Ass2, he berated the studio and film for the movie's use of violence and blamed it as a source of mass shootings in the US. \n\n",
"so he got banned from hollywood?",
"Hold on to your lug nuts, it's time for an overhaul! ",
"So you did. Thank you :)",
"NP, I need to see it also. Maybe Cameron Diaz will assist!?!",
"Just because it is related to Norse Mythology doesn't mean it is automatically a Marvel thing",
"Dark Horse would take Marvel to court.",
"I mean Loki, the god who inhabits or at least owns the mask is a real Marvel property character so... I dunno, it would involve him, somehow?\n\nWade puts it on and somewhere Loki gets a nervous twinge out of the blue and says to himself \"...oh no.\"",
"> but the mask is owned by Warner Bros (Owner of DC comics) and the comic rights were last licensed to Dark Horse comics\n\nThe IP is owned by DK because the comic came first, the film rights were licensed to WB to make the movies and animated series.",
"have you not seen his public appearances lately?",
"he flew under the radar for a long time now and I forgot about him. Now that I remembered i wanted to know what happened with him.\n\nSuch a shame",
"Loki is not exclusive to Marvel, just like Thor isn't. The names and concepts are public domain, everyone can have their own interpretation of them.\n\nIn the comics and the movie, Loki is referenced as the influence into the nature of the mask.",
"If anything, just Deadpool with crazy ass powers. One aspect of the mask is removing all social inhibitions. Deadpool basically has no inhibitions and just seems to do whatever he wants whenever he wants. It's more likely the mask just wouldn't even work.",
"Dark Horse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask",
"Meh. No biggie",
"It actually has the opposite effect and calms him down. ",
"I AM GROOT! ",
"/u/fresh_twaaaats I am your father. ",
"This is a movie crossover I can get behind.\n\nhow do we make this happen?",
"And yet there are [ties between 'The Mask' and Marvel...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask)",
"> its Loki\n\nPlease read all of the words that I wrote.",
"#16",
"It'd probably be like when Omega possessed Church and Church is just like.....huh...I don't feel any different.",
"Carnage: origins",
"Almost spit out my coffee. Thanks :D",
"And that whole debacle with his ex-gf didn't help. It's over with now but no one won from that thing. ",
"It’s Deadpool. The question is less “how would it go if he put it on his face” and more “which socket do you think he’s going to stick his dick in first”.",
"Deadpool took off groots face? D:",
"It would probably just not work.\n\n In the Mask comics there was this horrible brute violent character named Walter who spent a good portion of the comics trying to get the mask to turn into an even more unstoppable killing machine\n\nOnce he got it and put it on....it just didn't work and fell off",
"The chemical that blinds Daredevil is the same ooze that turns the TMNT into ninja turtles.",
"Oh no",
"> I wonder how this *wood* turn out?\n\nFTFY",
"The mask leaps off his face, sprouts legs and runs off screaming.",
"Nuclear fire? Famine? Super volcano? Comet? Nope, none of the above. This right here is how the world would end. And it would be frickin glorious. ",
"Ah, well that clarifies things a bit. But there is still the problem of getting both publishers (Dark Horse and Marvel) to cooperate. I doubt Disney would share, but would Dark Horse?",
"Public Domain.... Pffft, like that's a thing.",
"Uhm those comics are made by dark horse which is independent from marvel unless I missed the connection",
"/r/WritingPrompts ",
"> “All things come to pass. So too, do all licensed deals. I am sad to report that Disney, the new owner of Lucasfilm, has notified us here at Dark Horse of their intention to move the Star Wars publishing license to another of their recent acquisitions, Marvel Comics, beginning in 2015. This will end a partnership that has lasted more than two decades.\n\nThey started a serious rivalry in 2015, but used to work well together, so who knows.",
"Yep, but if you search for Marvel on that page you'll find \"After starting Dark Horse Comics, Richardson pitched his concept to Marvel Comics comic book writer/artist Mark Badger. The outcome was the Masque strip, that ran in the early issues of Dark Horse Presents.\"",
"I'm thinking this is a Tom bombadil situation, on and off with ease. ",
"\n800 sq feet?? That’s incredibly tiny for them ",
"Deadpool would act normal and be an accountant.",
"I don't think many people know The Mask is based on a comic where he becomes a crazed killer when he puts on the mask.",
"I would read that \"What If?\" for sure.",
"Police officers love this practical joke! ",
"Aaaah fuck you and your fucking american ft and not meters!! Got my measurements all fucked up😂😂",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfO_OfmGOl0",
"I remember in the original comics, the mask would refuse to adhere to anyone who already reveled in chaos and destruction",
"Out of all the unbelievable stuff in that scene, the thing that gets me is the bald guy pulls his mag out at 11 seconds, lets it drop, and pulls a mag out at 31 seconds.\n\n",
"WHAT! I need more!",
"I am groot",
"You would think so, but with this particular rendition, it's more like you're not parodying anything, you're copying it.",
"These puns are not celling it enough. ",
"Tbh, Deadpool probably wouldn't put the mask on his face. There are other body parts that is more appropriate for him.",
"hed have complete control over the mask for sure. not even the mask is *that* crazy",
"hey i think its not fair youre getting downvoted for just not getting it. that mask isnt a groot mask, its from a comic/ movie called “the mask”. if this was a joke then nvrmind",
"I thought that the Mask brought out your deepest darkest inner self to the surface. So a repressed cartoon loving geek doormat like Stanley Ipkiss morphed into a horndog wildman out fo revenge on his tormenters. Dorian Tyrell had his greed and homicidal tendencies amplified. Milo the dog, mischievous and intimidating, but still loyal and loving puppy.\n\nSo with Deadpool. He probably would just turn into a powerless Ryan Reynolds, because Pool probably wouldn't be able to accept the truth in a world of fiction, but at least he'd have his good looks back, and could probably start an acting career.",
"Ryan Reynolds turns back into the Green Lantern and we have to suffer through that again.",
"It would probably end like it did with Lobo....extragalactic crime spree resulting in billions upon billions in damages",
"hey! you there! you made my day! hahaha",
">Petition to cast Jim Carrey as Dadpool\n\nftfy",
"BHK is -not- a comic hero XDDDDDD",
"Yeah, the scene with the balloon Tommy gun originally featured a real Tommy gun.\n\nI really want to see the original, R-rated Mask.",
"What about the conga flying *towards* the camera?",
"A fun evening for you when you're gonna watch [The Mask](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110475/?ref_=nv_sr_1) :)",
"but the balloon transforms into a real Tommy gun in the film ",
"Give it time. Theyll reboot it eventually",
"That can’t end well",
"It wouldn't work. Read comix poeple !",
"It would just transform into his own face. He’s already deranged enough. The mask could do no more harm.",
"Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.",
"The Mask of Loki amplifies repressed thoughts and emotions so it'd do dickety fuck all.",
"Disney ate Fox. Be patient. With all corporations on the planet merging into one and furries going mainstream we're going to be living in Shadowrun in no time.",
"It might actually become a thing for two reasons.\n\n1. Trump. There's a real possibility that another copyright extension wouldn't get the supermajority needed to avoid a potential presidential veto and Trump hates Hollywood so he'd probably tear up the document in front of cameras just to spite them.\n\n2. The internet. Another attempt at a copyright extension would be the first to take place in the age of the internet, and the first to involve a real fight. There are currently no signs of an attempt at another extension, stealthy or otherwise (copyright opponents are divided on whether there'll be an attempt, and the paranoid ones are watching closely).",
"Is it weird that when I saw the picture I immediately associated it with Marvel so I thought Deadpool had cut Groot's face off.",
"Very obnoxiously.",
"It would probably be similar to when Lobo wore the mask.",
"Well, it all depends on which version of the mask he's putting on. The dark horse comics version, or the jim carrey version.\n\n\nDark Horse usually renders you into a revenge powered unstoppable murder machine. Carrey's Mask usually unleashes your latent personality. For all we know it might render deadpool completely sane.",
"He should put the mask on AND put the green lantern ring on at the same time.",
"Made? No, that was in Stanley all along, the mask just let it out.",
"And he dies so early! The comics just jump to the next wearer.",
"http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/35578/p35578_p_v8_ai.jpg",
"There are many crossovers with both Marvel and DC characters.",
"So you choose the bevel connection of a writer/artist, over the dc connection of having actually been written by lobo and the joker...",
"Totally thought that was a knockoff deku mask from zelda, I started imagining deadpool as a deku scrub.",
"What is this, a crossover episode? ",
"Yeah, the mask got nothing on Wade.",
"Yeah. When making a follow up film they shot for even more kid friendly fluff and drifted so far from the source. \n \n Dark Horse: You know, The Mask is actually a homicidal maniac who uses more guns than props, right? \n New Line: But we need ticket sales! Let's make the new mask a baby, give the puppy version of the mask 50% more screen time, dress Alan Cumming entirely in Hot Topic clothing and then we get the most overhyped comedic actor with a fizzling career who will never be able to display the nuance of moral implications that a lead in The Mask would face to make the movie feel human. \n Dark Horse: As long as you pay the licensing fees, sure.",
"I'd be down with that *as long as it was still comedic*. If I'm going to watch a *serious* film about a person that turns into a super powered psychotic murderer, it's just as soon it be titled \"Venom\".",
"Yeah, given that Lobo and the Joker have both worn the Mask at some point, it's closer to DC than Marvel.",
"The Mask is a movie starring Jim Carrey and his spunky dog.",
"Nah, maybe back when the Mask was made. I actually think Ryan is a perfect fit for deadpool. His humor and mannerisms fit well. But with Jim's current age and attitude I'd totally be down for him playing Deadpool's dad. ",
"That's what i meant, i was just making a bad pun.",
"https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jim-carrey-cleared-wrongful-death-11951428\n\nSome one else linked this and I still had the tab open. ",
"So he'd fuck a horse? Weird...",
"Son of The Mask?? You're not to speak of such things...",
"shit I missed it completely... I have failed you...",
"That can’t end well\n\n",
"Just imagine jim carry playing Dead Pool.",
"I think they would neutralize each other because it is such a perfect match. ",
"Never knew it was a comic before a movie... Makes more sense now. Must've watched the movie 100s of times when it came out on VCR though. Cameron Diaz too..",
"Do it! Deadpool version 3!!",
"Yeah, that's why I said it's over with now but the details of how it was , how it ended, doesn't make anyone look good. ",
"Sweet Jesus that version of her...",
"In comicbook world (Marvel, Dark Horse comics, Universal studios and so on...) this is the mask that one of the characters get their strength from (Mainly and perhaps exclusivly Darkhorses Masque-character)\n\nIt's not for everyone :)\n\nGroot was/is a marvel char however and not present in the same universe as The Masque.\n\nBoth got popular in popculture though and that probably why you are thinking of them together.\n\n\n",
"Stupidly recent news: [they're working together again.](https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/01/29/dark-horse-publish-frozen-comics/) Also, I never heard of a rivalry. Was there actually bad blood between them?",
"Ricochet ",
"[Something like this, I'd imagine...](https://youtu.be/5PSBDzoi4o0)"
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I wonder how this would turn out?
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"If anyone can provide a source and date, I'm sure I'm not the only Redditor who would appreciate it - and I'm sure the photographer/PS-artist would appreciate it too. ",
"The photo came from Nasa’s live stream of the eclipse a few months back, I have whole bunch more of them. \nI have it set to cycle on my computers wallpapers too. ",
"Sweet! In that case it's Public Domain! Thanks for the info.",
"I'm no photo doctor but that looks fake AF \n[Even at higher resolution](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIc9lvWXUAES-Qy.jpg:large) it looks super pixelated \nYou can see the cloud's shadows don't match the direction of the sun \nreverse image search has no NASA pics \n",
"[This](http://mb.ntd.tv/inspiring/life/nasa-steals-show-taking-otherworldly-photos-solar-eclipse-look-stunning-shots.html) is where I got them from after the eclipse. ",
"It's totally fake, first of that moon is wayyyyy to big, then the sunlight is coming from the left side as the shadows are on the right on the clouds!\n",
"Fake af. ",
"Damn, now I guess I need a new wallpaper. "
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The only photo I’ve deemed worthy of becoming my new mobile wallpaper.
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[
"What you're looking at is an integrated circuit...cast in wood glue.\n\nI'll explain.\n\nI sometimes [photograph ICs and other stuff under the microscope,](http://www.magicdave.com/stacking/index.html) and because I work at home and not in a fancy clean room, I have a problem with dust. I've tried Dust-Off, camel-hair brushes, ethanol washes, you name it, nothing gets the microscopic stuff. That's kinda WHY they handle real IC wafers in a clean room.\n\nSo I had seen on the intertubes that some people who are into vinyl records advocate a rather odd cleaning procedure: wood glue. They slather a layer of glue on the record, let it dry thoroughly, then peel it off, which peels off all the dust and gunk with it.\n\nSo I figured I'd try it with a wafer, and whaddya know, it works great. The wafer is as clean as when it came out of the fab. But then I got to looking at the slab of glue I pulled off and noticed it had the IC pattern on it, and I wondered just how detailed that pattern was, so I put it under the microscope, and this is what I got: the world's FIRST glue cast of an integrated circuit. Pulitzer and Nikon Small World Committees, take note. 😉\n",
"Nice work, mate.",
"Thanks. Since the original idea came from using glue on records, I have one of those drying now, and will put it under the microscope this weekend.\n",
"What city is this?",
"Wow this is great! Your IC photos are amazing, I set one as my wallpaper and saved a few others for when I want to change it up. Great job.",
"Silicon Valley.\n",
"Please refrain from redistributing them. You can use them as your wallpaper if you like.\n",
"Potentially FIRST. Seeing how dust is definitely not a new problem, it would be far fetched to imagine you were first to try this solution and notice the detailing and document it.",
"Not really. The overwhelming majority of IC photomicrsoscopy happens in corporate/university clean rooms. I've been doing this for some time now (and I work in the wafer metrology field), I have *never* heard of anyone using glue to clean an IC. It almost certainly destroys the coatings and fragile nano-scale structures, so it isn't an appropriate technique to use on wafers that are going to be used for anything, I just use it on junk wafers I get on eBay.\n\nIf you can locate *another* image of a glue cast of an IC, feel free to post it.\n",
"Merely an issue with self proclaimed \"firsts\". Not the actual subject at hand."
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Microscope photo of an integrated circuit cast in wood glue
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"It's a fork for babies/baby food",
"maybe a cocktail fork in plastic form. ",
"Those were designed for donald trumps tiny hands",
"Yes, it's a cocktail fork. ",
"It came with my salad. ",
"That's messed up",
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What is this? A fork for ants?
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"there's something weird going on with his pants right below the knees",
"It's that '72 taper",
"Oldefar seems too close to \"old fart\" to be a coincidence. ",
"He also looks annoyingly out of focus. ",
"Is his name Eugene? He looks like Eugene.",
"Oldefar is the Danish word for great grandfather, I don't think it is related to fart. Far is danish for father. Great Great grandfather is tipoldefar.",
"Yeah what's goin on down there",
"Shadow from his legs against the railing behind him and the rocks in the background is what makes it look weird.",
"No one has noticed that oldefar was crappily photoshopped into the picture..?\n\nHe does look just like the cartoon though ",
"This picture is from a slide from the...60s? That was sitting in a trunk until we got it developed a few weeks ago. It probably got fucked up when my grandmother (Mormor) originally took the picture now it will live on for eternity. ",
"Oldefar is from Middelfart to add to the serendipity 😂",
"His name was Knud, but if he was born here in America he could definitely be a Eugene! ",
"Was he Danish? When did he move to the 'Murica?",
"Clearkly, photoshopped, yes. In reality he's standing on a porch in a suburb.",
"Yes, he’s Danish. He never moved, my grandmother moved here in 1956, he came to visit her every so often. He was a very proud Dane and never wanted to leave his farm behind! ",
"In front of a little house tied to so many balloons...",
"OK, that's a nice story!",
"I'm from Wisconsin, here some older folks like to say \"kids these days don't know nothing\", the younger person may reply back and call them an old fart. The insult still could would work if you called them great grandfather. ",
"Glad to see Stanford Pines is still enjoying himself.",
"Where was this picture taken?",
"Somewhere near Yosemite in California. The tallest mountain in Denmark is 482 feet so he loved going into the Sierra to see real mountains. ",
"Yet the landscape is spectacularly in focus.",
"Correct, your oldefar looks like Carl from Up! I hope he didn't go through the sad parts though.",
"Doesn't look like mine, but really made me miss him.",
"Possible that it was somewhat south of there? Looks very Southern Sierra to me for some reason. Golden Trout wilderness or similar. Greenhorn Mountain maybe.",
"Trailer Park Boys: *Out of the Retirement Home!* Bubbles wants to enjoy a nature hike but Julien's greasy scheme ruins his plans!",
"He really does! His face is even a bit square (no offense, he's adorable).",
"How deep is his left pocket? He’s up to his elbow. ",
"Very possible, they traveled all over the Sierra when he visited! ",
"He lived through World War II, but other than that he had a very happy life and lived to be quite old with his wife and kids that stayed in Denmark. We all remember him as having the wickedest sense of humor and always making us laugh. ",
"Why, it looks like Oldefar is wearing the pants that ate Fred Mertz!",
"Swedish? ",
"Why do your great grandparents have such weird names? lol\n",
"They're Scandinavian words for Grandma and great grandpa",
"Looks like Gruncle Stan",
"The Danish word for ‘mother’ is ‘moder’ which is shortened ‘mor’. ‘Mormor’ then means mother’s mother.\n\nSame deal with father -> fader -> far\n\nSo a person has four grandparents farfar, farmor, mormor, morfar. It’s both a title and what you call them.\n\nThey mother’s sister is moster contracted from mor and søster.\nFather’s sister is ‘faster’\n\n\nThe great grand parents are prefixed with ‘olde’ which is archaic Danish for old or something like that.\n"
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My oldefar (great grandfather) looks like Carl from Up!
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"Rip",
"Fucken dead mate",
"You should find a priest quick! ",
"How did it taste? And I'm not pulling your leg, your own senses are a pretty good indicator of when something shouldn't be eaten. If it were \"off\" you probably would have stopped eating. If it were off enough to smell you never would have used it in the first place.\n\nKeep in mind \"Use By\" dates are not necessarily when something goes *bad*, it's the date by which the manufacturer would like you to use the product while it's at it's best in quality. \n\n**TL;DR**: If the bottle was sealed when you used it, I think you'll be fine. Of course I could be wrong, if you start vomiting blood, well, it's been nice knowing you.",
"It was nice knowing you bro",
"You should go ahead and check right into the morgue.",
"Date is only there to trick you into always buying more. ",
"Can I have your xbox?",
"Hope you shook it well - like, _really_ well.",
"Dude 😳",
"I did a similar thing with a bottle of Girrard's ceaser dressing, it was expired buy much less time though. Mine was maybe a year after the marked date. My wife and I were the sickest we have ever been for about 2 days, I wished for death. My only saving grace was that the kids used different dressing that night. \n\nMy sincerest hopes that you don't have the same outcome. \n\nEdit : I will add that the bottle had been unopened in the pantry and neither of us remember it tasting off. Food poisoning is a bitch.\n\n",
"I hope I am just missing the sarcasm here. \n\nThat is definitely not always the case. You've never had milk go bad? Bread or cheese ever get moldy? Dairy does in fact go bad.",
"I did this with some mayonnaise I found in the back of the fridge at my work. \n\nAfter making my ham sandwich really sour and unbearable to eat, I noticed it was way past expiration. Felt so sick, I had to go home.",
"/u/PirateKingy, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/PirateKingy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uklnq/ate_this_about_an_hour_ago_and_just_checked_the/?context=10\\))",
"I was fine afterwards. Like it never happened. And I’ve had serious food poisoning several times before so I was really prepared for the worst. Dodged a food bullet for sure, though!",
"You must either have the stomach of a goat or the luck of the Irish. Either way it's a win.",
"Maybe all of the times I had serious food poisoning changed my gut chemistry or something. Like, to save me from myself. What doesn’t kill you, makes you less prone to die from it going forward. Or I’m just lucky....either way. "
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Ate this about an hour ago and just checked the use by date. Am I a goner or what?
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"My high school had a laser cutter. You can make some really cool bumper stickers or customize workshop tools using it!",
"Is that a \"to go\" banana or one of the stationary ones?",
"Honest question: Why did you post a screenshot rather than the actual image? I see people do this all the time, and they wind up with a similar image with two giant black bars and three pixels that are the actual subject.",
"I got a oneplus 3 and it wouldnt let me save it. Im not really sure why. But I see what you mean. ",
"Cool. I will tell him about it! "
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My dad bought a Laser just so he could Laser engrave his name. He texts me this... (Banana for scale)
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"Okay the dog in corner is weird...",
"Yea that’s pretty weird. ",
"he looks quite statisfied",
"Hahaha yea he does. "
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So many questions
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"Even at a nice Uni, someone still smears shit on the walls. Sad. ",
"It's such a proud display of ignorance...",
"I'm not too surprised that this is coming from St. Cloud.",
"\"Trump Tran\"",
"Not one good artist among them. This all looks like it was done by middle schoolers",
"Considering it looks like it was created by 4th graders, it's hard to believe this wasn't intended as satire on a college campus.",
"Yeah, fuck soldiers, fuck the police, fuck capitalists, fuck em all!\n\nAnd because it WILL BE NECESSARY...\n\n/s",
"I could see that further north. But the closer to the cities you get, the more blue it seems to be. But to be fair, I really only go through St. Cloud. Except one weekend last summer for softball. But that was blurry"
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This was posted by my University's SCSU college Republicans club in the main campus building
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"\"On my way to work, I hit a guy... every day this week\".",
"Shake hand, kiss baby. Shake hand, kiss baby. Shake baby, kiss hand. Shake baby, shake baby.",
"/u/GoldenJoel, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/GoldenJoel&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uku2j/everybody_get_in_here/?context=10\\))"
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"Everybody, get in here!"
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"Wait did he get remarried?",
"He got married after accomplishing an impossible task. Then his wife died and some Russian punk killed his puppy...\n\nAnd everybody keeps asking him if he's back. And well, YEAH I GUESS HE'S BACK!",
"Tell me he at least keep his car.",
"The woman in back is wondering why they're taking a picture of John Wick",
"I'd be a might aswell if I was standing next to him, too.",
"He's a legit good dude for still posing for these. People constantly asking to take a photo with you would get old quick.",
"UhMMMM we're engaged now... Stop liking all his insta pics, I See u bich.",
"That woman's face in the middle is like, \"...baba yaga!\"",
"Baba Yaga.",
"Most celebs will just say no or have bodyguard, I only heard of the rock who doesn't tell fans no either.",
"I should stop wearing sweatpants to the airport",
"> He looks wrecked\n\nHe looks like he just wants to go back to the hotel and relax for a bit. As often as he gets stopped for photo ops, I can't say I'd blame him.",
"It's reddits boyfriend 😍😍😍",
"His face, stance, and the fact he's holding a coffee cup says he's tired of this shit, but doesn't want to come off as an asshole, so does it anyways.",
"Keanu is colluding with Russians too?!?!",
"Our lord and savior",
"I knew it! The Russians are involved in all this Keanu Superman hype!",
"Yeah he does. He looks like he spent the last 72 hours doing charity work at an orphanage.",
"So Russian, Trump wants to collude with her. ",
"That's one hot flight attendant.",
"He's the boyfriend Papa approves.",
"Hey I’m just waiting till you fuck up and hurt Keanu. I’ll be ready to console him.",
"That’s a REALLY nice jacket. Need to find one. ",
"Does he have GF in Russia?",
"Well, not as such though he does eventually get it back.",
"Baba Yaga",
"...so he had to kill him with a fåcking pencil.",
"The flight attendant is the awesome one.",
"That's all you've heard? There are tons of celebrities out there of various stripes. Some want to be left alone, some love the attention, some have good/bad days. Tom Hanks famously took a picture of himself with a sleeping dude's phone. Billy Murray has made fucking with people an art form. Pro wrestlers will go out of their way to take pictures with fans, especially kids.\n\nI work in live entertainment. I've seen some celebs be complete dicks. But they aren't all like that.",
"he always seems kind of stoned....i'm jealous.",
"As far as I know, there's just nothing really to dislike about him. He seems to behave himself in his personal life, has few to no issues being nice and helpful to fans, and is in some kickass movies.\n\nMy only complaint is that I really don't think he's good at acting. He can play an action role like no other, but start giving him a lot of dialogue? Watch out.",
"There is no woman \"in the middle\" it's a random airport worker photobombing.",
"She’s just expecting the inevitable band of assassins to start shooting",
"Ummmm right, about the car. See the thing is.....",
"I'm talking about celebs that will always take the picture. a lot of wrestlers say no to anyone at airports because of the people that sell them. tom hanks tells a lot of people no as well. but hes up there. like the rock purposely goes after filming to meet the fans who sat out there waiting for him. there is people who wont take pictures. people who always will and people who will depending on day. ",
"[You got $6k to spend?](https://www.neimanmarcus.com/TOM-FORD-Classic-Tailored-Single-Breasted-Top-Coat-Camel-Coats-Jackets/prod190360127_cat14810731__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat14810731%2526pageSize%253D29%2526No%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod190360127&xbcpath=cat14810731%2Ccat14120827%2Ccat000470%2Ccat000000&cmCat=product)",
"That coat is dope",
"Nobody is good at everything ",
"Is that Annie Lennox doing a photobomb in the background?",
"I think he nailed it in \"Parenthood\" and \"I Love You to Death\"",
"[I am an FBI agent!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uywo6Eo2CvI)",
"Fuuuuuuk! I came to post I wanted one too, but that's an expense I can't begin to validate. Maybe in 10 years...or 30.",
"Looks like he’s thinking “ ugh.. I’m really getting sick of this shit”.",
"I l like how he would say \"Oh Mina\" in Dracula, it sounded so surferish!",
"He was perfect for his matrix role, which makes it seem like he's a fantastic actor. And he's not bad, just not generally outstanding, like someone ultra tier like Leonardo DiCaprio, or Tom Hanks.",
"Now we know where John Wick went.",
"Look into Tagliatore coats, stunning quality and style for 1/10th of the price.",
"He's wearing an over coat, can't be that hot. ",
"Im sure there is an H&M version that is significantly cheaper, poorly cut, and made of shit material I can get :(",
"Dressed pretty well there",
"It looks even longer on the website. Truly fascinating.",
"Eh, we all get that unfocused look while travelling. ",
"Him and Chris Pratt. And Dave Grohl. ",
"Wonder where her other hand is...",
"Sexy coat",
"Is he tired of us:( I just want to be his friend.",
"He's resurfaced once more.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"His unsmiling Russian poker face is better than the real Russian next to him.",
"Keanu's rockin that overcoat.",
"They would have pretty babies ",
"man's not hot",
"I would ask the flight attendant to take a picture with me",
"Wait, isn't *every* photo of Keanu a photo of Keanu being awesome?",
"Hey, you give me ONE good god damn reason why he shouldn't be loved as much as he is, and maybe then we can have this discussion.",
"There's for sure [a shitty Suit Depot knock-off](https://www.amazon.com/Single-Breasted-Length-Cashmere-Topcoat/dp/B076QM8DLR?th=1) and a probably-bad-but-I-have-no-evidence-beyond-brand-bias [Jos A Bank version](https://www.josbank.com/reserve-collection-tailored-fit-cashmere-topcoat-70DR).\n\nHowever, as you noted: Tailoring is key. That shitty Suit Depot might not last as long (and will need to be very gently handled to maintain any longevity), but if you take it to a proper tailor, pay some bucks (and given the difficulty of working with outerwear fabric, it won't be cheap), you'll look flash as hell in a coat that might've only priced at $200–$250 all-in.",
"Hey, the fit is 90% of how good clothing makes you look, and tailors are cheap. Dirt cheap compared to clothes like that.",
"Yeeesh you can already tell that Suit Depot one would fit you like a teenengar wearing dad's suit. ",
"The laws of time and space mean little to Keanu. His will shall be his own, no outside force will alter his path.",
"You can see the weariness about this in his eyes. He is a good dude for doing it, but it has got to be really draining to deal with.",
">The laws of time and space mean little to Keanu. His will shall be his own, no outside force will alter his path.\n\nHe is the Alpha and the Omega.",
"It really is. Pairs well with the navy shirt too. ",
"Take off your jacket",
"He's colluding *hard.",
"You can never tell if he just banged the chick he is standing next to. That, that my friends is professional acting!",
"Man's not hot.",
"Imagine having that much fame, where if he wanted to, all he has to do is ask where her hotel is, and he’d be balls deep",
"Someone is getting Photoshopped out. ",
"how is he not aging",
"> Keanu Reeves posing with a Russian flight attendant \n\n-- and her matron",
"Can we keep that tool in his own sub? Fucking lame-o movie starts... YAWN",
"How the F does he still look like that?",
"Is it expensive because of Keanu or was it pricey before?",
"Average in Russia.",
"Bless him he looks like he's just about had enough in this picture",
"Josbank might be a good nice they're suits are usually good from my experience. ",
"Give us a smile Keanu",
"She’s kinda hot but she looks like she’d bite your dick off in a second. ",
"Really? That's interesting.\n\nI haven't stepped inside a JosABank in about ten years, but back then, at least, I found their stuff horribly cut, shoddily stitched, and made of low-quality material.\n\nIf that's changed in the interim, I might have to check them out again.",
"Upvote for unexpected style tip.",
"He wears a wedding ring?"
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"Ant man should be more centered. No where near being goth",
"Ant Man isn't goth at all",
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"Nice. 👍🏻 ",
"I wonder how many different radar systems your plane is being picked up on",
"How did you get clearance, Clarence?",
"They got a vector, Victor.",
"Nice! Mostly because you bore the difficulty of the most controlled airspace on earth."
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Flying along the Potomac into DCA
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"I'm pickle Riiiiick!",
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"[Croatia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubrovnik)",
"Dubrovnik, Croatia. ",
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"That's encouraging as hell. well done!",
"Looks like you also had more makeup on the right / waxed your eyebrows / added fake eyelashes however. But, great job - you look great!",
"Congrats on getting fit!",
"Holy Hell what a transformation! Well done! ",
"Makes you more tan?",
"you have great bone structure and beautiful features that really show now! congrats on the achievement ⭐",
"It turned that frown upside-down!",
"I think it's just lighting. Check her post history.",
"you beat me to it but caring about how you look comes with looking better",
"So proud of you!!",
"So many people underestimating how good their cheekbones and jawline are by being even slightly overweight.",
"Its true. When I started losing weight I began to dress better and actually did something with my hair",
"Way to go, I imagine this isn't the only part of you that you feel better about after that much weight loss.",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.",
"In her defense, if I had that kind of transformation I'd be proud and want to show it off too.",
"There's a sixpack hiding under every belly.",
"Congrats girl! I hope you're happy either way but you're looking great! ",
"Congrats on the weight loss! It is funny isn't it? Sometimes I do a double take when I pass a mirror because I used to have a very round face, now it is long and skinny(ish).",
"Yep. I like to keep mine under a bit of a protective layer (beer belly) so nothing bad happens to them.",
"You look great!!!! Congrats on the hard work paying off!! ",
"It also give you make up and a bun too!",
"Speaking as someone who has lost a lot of weight. Of course we are posting \"look at me\" posts. Losing weight is WAY harder than people think it is. it isn't as simple as eat less, do more. I mean it is, but you have to fight a lifetime of bad habits and commit to making the change.\n\nAlso I have replace everything I love in life with the gym and kale so my weight loss is really the only thing I have to talk about except my kids and nobody wants to hear about them either. Furtunately my kids are both adults now and most of my stories about my kids now start with \"So on Friday my son came over and said \"Hey dad...you want to do some shots?\"",
"Congratz on the weight lost 👍🏼👍🏼",
"People who enjoy upvoting these posts ought to convince them to post it on their own sub instead of flooding this one. Thx.",
"Congratulations on the hard work! ",
"Cool to see the bone structure more defined. Cool! ",
"Some people just dont get it and prefer to just be smart assess. Congratz to you too 👍🏼 ",
"huge improvement, congratz!",
"[I had already posted a different before/after there](https://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/7ta4jj/f18511_220_150_70lbs_lost_13_months_its_been/) and people asked for me to do a before/after pic of just my face. I happen to have an old side profile pic. I thought /r/pics would be nice since I had already posted on /r/progresspics.",
"Shit, I have like 3 or 4 of them",
"Hello Mila Kunis",
"[Before and after body pic for those who are curious](https://i.imgur.com/mrK1i6d.jpg). \n\nEdit: More [before](https://imgur.com/a/Gs8BS) and more [after](https://gfycat.com/DamagedRingedKitten)",
"From \"fat chick\" to \"kind of looks like Mila Kunis.\"\n\nNice! ",
"I'm fascinated by the way it changed the shape of your lips, from downturned corners to slightly upturned.",
"Gave you a nice tan haha? ",
"That loading icon.",
"It's crazy how much weight loss can effect your face. Even a few pounds will make your face notably thinner.",
"Aah this gives me so much motivation to keep going!! I recently subscribed to r/skincareaddiction as well and I’m excited to see what I will look like after a few months of healthy eating, regular exercise, and better skincare will do to my face. Thank you!! ",
"Natural facelift ",
"Even your nose lost weight ",
"Beautiful ",
"You know we were curious. And now we're thankful.",
"At this time last year, I weight 376 pounds. Since then I have lost all 376 pounds and am now dead.",
"My sixpack is still in its original packaging. It's an investment.",
"both really cute sorry :)",
"It gave you a tan??",
"Or maybe you know that /r/pics has 2000x more traffic and thought about grabbing some free extra karma. Surely not though right?",
"I was thinking Gal Gadot",
"No one cares about karma",
"And longer lashes and removes moles!",
"Definitely Gal Gadot.\n\nA Wonder Woman Halloween is in her future!",
"Clearly half of the people who post on /r/pics do.",
"Forgive my ignorance, but what does 70 pounds convert to in US dollars?",
"That's a good one.",
"True about the validation and thursty dudes. However, it belongs on r/pics just as much as anything else does. There probably wouldn't be an r/pics if everything posted there were posted to a \"relevant\" sub.",
"You are very beautiful regardless lol keep up the work!",
"It has no value, why would they? Personal pride?",
"today i learned, losing 70 lbs can turn you into an elf. ",
"Wonder what happened to your birthmark on your cheeck.",
"They should ban pet pics since there's /r/awww.\n\n",
"Just like \"likes\" on social media have no monetary value yet people still go crazy over it. It has no monetary value yes, but the real value is in the attention you get.",
"holy shit ",
"Yeah but trying to get karma from circlejerk is the same as trying to get karma elsewhere. You're not above the want, you just think you're better than it.",
"Mhm. Never overlook the enjoyment people receive from the recognition/likes of strangers. Look at other social media for example.",
"Woah. ",
"Those lips <3",
"Eyebrow got really good.",
"That is incredible. Love seeing stuff like this while I sit here finishing off a box of girl scout cookies. ",
"What kind of pics should be allowed in /r/pics, then?",
"Losing weight made your eyebrows longer too...remarkable.",
"Also apparently losing weight results in getting your eyebrows done and a bunch of makeup put on.",
"I dont understand. We are in /r/pics",
"I uhh *ahem* I was curious.",
"Not sure if that was sarcasm or not, but I wholeheartedly support that idea.",
"Huh, with Reddit, this attention comes from nameless individuals with random morals / values, so that affirmation isnt really a positive thing.",
"That joke doesn't work since she spelled it out as \"lbs.\" Had potential, though.",
"It's still attention which the majority of people tend to enjoy receiving.",
"I have to ask. Did you know you looked like that? That's a strange question now that I type it out.\n\nEdit - Really not sure why you guys are downvoting me. The difference in her face is striking. She looks like a completely different person to me. The change is much more pronounced than any I've ever seen in these progress pictures. I know people who have been overweight since they were a teenager, it's completely possible that she's never seen herself look like that before. Which made me wonder, is it weird for people who go through large, rapid weight changes like this, when they look at themselves? What is your problem with that question?\n\nI feel like, if that was me, and I'd look like the before picture for years and now I looked like the after picture, I'd be constantly catching glimpses of myself in mirrors and windows and startling myself...\"Oh wait...that's me\"",
"I was being sarcastic, but we can take this further. \n\nBan nature pics, we have /r/EarthPorn\n\nBan Keanu pics, we have /r/KeanuBeingAwesome\n\n\n\n",
"Good for you! You also have great eyebrows and a killer chin! :) \n \n \nHm.. can't even compliment someone! The web is a funny place.",
"Very interesting how your nose changed. Never would have thought you could induce so much facial change with weight.\n\nKudos!\n\n Looking Good! :)",
"Holy fuck you were beautiful and nobody could see!",
"I can't wait to experience this! Thanks for the motivation boost. ",
"Downvote this comment if you agree with my side.",
"You gave yourself a facelift just by losing weight. You look fantastic, well done!!",
"Weird.",
"Those categories have their own subs, I don't think they should be here, if we're following the same logic.\n\nHave you considered /r/MostBeautiful, instead? Or any of the myriad of photography-related subs?",
"The real question is what it did to your boobs.",
"I tip my hat to you sir. ",
"I have a photo of my mom in her casket, but I'm not posting it.",
"> but I'm not posting it\n\nThat's cool tho, try it! ",
"BEGONE THOT 🙅",
"Hopefully she could see it herself, because that's the only opinion that matters. ",
"The internet is filled with sniveling little self righteous shits. Good for You! What an accomplishment! ",
"Not really. I mean we know this post is gonna blow up, and she's gonna get way more attention and karma than if she just stayed on /r/progresspics",
"Elves as we know them in modern fiction come from Lord of the Rings. A book in which they are described as far more beautiful than humans, and are constantly described with words like slender, graceful, elegant, fair.\n\nI mean they can literally be described as, \"Like humans, but better looking\". On what planet is inhumanly attractive an insult?\n\nYou'd think such a seasoned white knight would know what an elf looks like.",
"Didn't know how curious I was until I clicked ",
"Can you blame anyone that goes through this kind of transformation from having excess confidence?",
"chill out bro. You know you'd smash lol. ",
"You went from chubby Mila Kunis to Mila Kunis.",
"My curiousity is piqued",
"Lost that natural frown, eyes got bigger in relation to your head, and your nose and bridge have revealed its goddamn cuteness. ",
"Elves are elogant and beautiful creatures according to most recent literature and media. It's not an insult but does come off a little odd but we are on the internet and not a bar.",
"You are both really dumb. Fo reall",
"* and Makeup and better lighting",
"Thank you this makes me wanna stick to my diet even more! Im fired up 🔥 ",
"It's called foundation. In breaking news, makeup is a thing that exists. ",
"There is a sub for every specific type of picture. r/pics is for anything.",
"wow. Go give yourself a pat on the back Mr. Sunshine. ",
"You certainly seem to.",
"Got tan?",
"WOW LOSING WEIGHT FIXES YOUR EYEBROWS",
"After you move all that loose skin out of the way",
"Whenever chicks figure out that drawing on/ plucking and shaving their eyebrows looks like garbage they will be a lot happier.",
"yeah i wasn't trying to pick her up, just make a joke about her having become prettier and also wearing shiny face stuff and her hair over her ear makes it kinda look like she has pointed ears...\n\nit wasn't meant as a compliment exactly, just a joke... but thinking it was an insult is just confusing imo. ",
"Thanks for not texting back\n",
"So losing weight makes you look more thinner?\nDamn, someone should put that in a bottle and sell it",
"*Hey*",
"This is what I don't get. It's just called 'pics'. Isn't that all 'pics'? It's like this comes up for any picture of fucking anything on this site. I feel like I see a 'that's not what this sub is for' regardless of what is posted. ",
"Congrats you look really good. Also checked-up on your post history (curious to see if you had updates and such) seems like it really boosted your confidence and that is what I congratulate you most for. Its the most important part about changing yourself.\n\nI am doing an opposite thing, trying to gain weight :P Muscle mass though. I went from 165 lbs to 195 lbs in just under a year, looking forward to posting pics next year. ",
"Damn i should have invested.",
"> Interesting pics. Funny ones. Pics that were probably really hard to get.\n\nI like the part where you got asked a concrete question and gave an entirely subjective answer that pretty much boils down to 'pics I like'. \n\nEdit: moron proves he's a moron with his edit. I guess it's easier than admitting he's wrong.",
"I wish people would split /r/awww up by category. I want to see cats, not babies, lizards, bats, etc.\n",
"This is why I encourage everyone to gain weight then lose it again so they know what they're facing if they fuck up on their diet. ",
"70 pounds?! My god, good for you. I'm trying to shed the last 10-12 pounds of my diet (22 total) and that alone is damn hard. This is a real achievement. Congrats.\n\n---\n\nEdit: Ya’ll gave me a heart attack. I come home and see I have 39+ messages in my inbox and I was like \"oh great, what did I say? Who did I piss off?\"\n\n",
"Losing weight made her eyebrows FIERCE!!",
"Your lips are great! See what you were hiding all this time :/\n\nYou look like a version of Mila Kunis :)\n",
"the makeup, fake eyelashes, lipstick, and lighting help too!",
"TIL losing weight gives your face a nice bronzie tan",
"Some people have no control of their own day to day lives, and need to play hall monitor on Reddit. Gives them a sense of purpose. Or, im wrong and an insensitive asshole. Regardless OP, keep on killing it every fucking day!You are awesome!",
"No need to be negative. Everything ok? Wanna talk? ",
"Ayeee Congrats!",
"He should perhaps subscribe to /r/PicsILike, then.",
"It turned you into Mila Kunis.",
"You sound fat",
"Who the fuck cares legitimately.... There are no listed rules against posting a pic that falls under a category with a dedicated subreddit. This is for sharing pictures... This is a picture and does not violate a single posted rule. Quit bitching about something that doesn't matter",
"and gaining them in make up",
"/r/cats",
"I don't get this....the /s just makes you sound like an asshole ",
"What is your definition of elf?",
"Even if that were correct, the sub is called pics. The only requirement literally would be 'is it a pic? y/n'. Also, you're incorrect. The above pic is likely interesting to SOME, and weight loss is notoriously difficult, so even it fits within your - still - entirely subjective description. ",
"Agreed on all fronts.",
"By the logic of some of the replies here, the existence of that sub should mean /r/pics should be shut down. ",
"Amazing. ",
"No not really, just that some people are objectively attractive or unattractive and being delusional about it is annoying. ",
"Why did I have to come so far down for this....also the angle of the shot is different between the two just enough to make a difference.\n\nSo much vanity today...or maybe it's just that it's more visible now because there are all these new platforms for it.",
"This is the wrong place to brag.",
"ITT: Thirsty Bois",
"There are other subs like /r/CatGifs \n/r/cats \n/r/catpictures \n/r/CatsNamedToothless \n/r/Catswithjobs \n/r/kittens \n/r/KneadyCats \n/r/Purrito \n/r/shouldercats \n/r/tuckedinkitties \nbut they don't get the traffic that /r/awww does, so a lot of people just post to /r/awww and not the smaller ones.",
"You could have made your point without singling out OP.",
"Wow! Even your nose got skinny. I never noticed that before ",
"sooo, from Meg to Mila",
"Makeup and lighting didn't get rid of her double chin, that's the weight loss.",
"Great work!",
"I lost about 40 lbs after highschool, and realized that i had a jawline after all. A lot of people from my senior class walk right by me without noticing who i am. Great job with the weight loss, OP, you look great, and im sure you feel great too.",
"I've heard that eating less to no meat also shows a noticeable difference in the face. Is this true?",
"Donuts to Go-Nuts\nHanging off to Lara Croft.\n\nNice Job.",
"Thanks Dwight.",
"In other words, you'd like to remove thousands and thousands of the most popular subreddits on the site because for every post there's probably a slightly more specific subreddit it could be instead.\n\nHow about that's a terrible idea and you should feel ashamed for proposing that things can't be in a catchall subreddit because something more specific exists.\n\nIf the content you see in a sub isn't what you think belongs there we have a neat feature called downvoting! If enough people agree with you, then that content becomes less visible than other content! Amazing!\n\nOh, no! It looks like you're in the tiny minority who think this content doesn't belong here. Perhaps you'd like to unsubscribe from /r/pics/ and head to another sub instead?\n\nAlso, have you heard of crossposting? Since you're wildly unfamiliar with how Reddit works, welcome! You must be new.",
"* and weight loss ",
"I mean yea. I'm all for that. Who the heck needs keanu pics in the first place - or the typical awww material? ",
"Yeah I rather have everything consolidated and filtered by upvotes/downvotes than having to sub to 10 different subs ",
"That joke doesn't work because Dwight didn't really criticize jokes. ",
"Exactly. I do not want to see cats-",
"Wow! Did you just lose weight or did you use fillers etc? You look so refreshed!",
"that's why he started with \"and\". \n\nWith your addition the list is: \n\n* Losing 70lbs\n\n* Makeup\n\n* lighting \n\n* Weight loss",
"I wish. I went from 220 to 140 and there is still a belly.",
"One of these days I'm going to remove the pennies from your phone and then you'll be sorry.",
"Loose skin from losing 60lbs? Are you serious?",
"The thing is, giving a fuck about your appearance is kind of a package deal, so I could see that happening.",
"I wouldn't be going against the hivemind if I did :)",
"whoa mama!",
"Any front pics?",
"BAN ALL PICS!!",
"but it did give her more even skin tone, neat eyebrows, fuller lashes, better lip definition, hide blemishes (like that sweet mole) emphasize her cheekbones where the light hits above them, rather than on and below them.\n\nbut no, didn't help her double chin.",
"wow amazing!",
"more after pics would be dope",
"I'm glad that you were able to drop the loading icon along with the weight. Nobody needs that shit in their life.",
"Everyone called me Dwayne all day.",
"Dude you've got to be kidding you really don't see any differences?",
"Now do a before and after makeup at your current weight",
"Added excessive makeup?",
"Lol'z it made you gain some texture on your upper lip ? Crazy how fat can travel from one area to another.",
"Well for Alex jones it just turned him red... so I guess so..",
"We should ban comments where people say they agree on things as we have r/agreeable for that.",
"I have a washboard stomach. I'd show you... but at the moment I have a load of towels in. ",
"I believe it was a joke.",
"Congrats! My GF lost roughly 70lbs over the course of the last year, as well. She was always beautiful, but she says she feels better than she's ever felt, both physically and mentally. All the best to you!",
"\nYou managed to turn into Wonder Woman. Well done. ",
"You’re way more upset about this than you reasonably should be",
"I totally agree. I want more specific. I only want to see cats giving high fives to dogs. If I wanted variety I'd go to /r/CatHighFive+CatSlaps+CatTaps+Purrito/",
"#facegains",
"What did you change your diet to? I'm curious since I want to lose weight as well.",
"> 'pics I like'. \n\nActually, that's a great idea. All I want to see in /r/pics is pics I like.",
"ahahaha, you poor bitter fatass",
"For a sec thought this was a before after makeup pic ",
">Unfortunately, a lot of people crave attention or validation about their appearance (see OP’s post history) and these posts get loads of upvotes and comments from white knights or thirsty guys, which perpetuates the cycle.\n\nI guess while some crave validation about their appearance, others crave validation about their cynicism and nitpicking. *Pics* is a pretty broad term, I don't see why progress pics wouldn't fit here, along with any other picture (in line with the simple sub rules).",
"Yeah just allow for those badass high res shots of wolves and stuff. Wildlife pics are awesome but the pet ones should be in r/aww",
"This. This is the correct way to try and get people to do this there instead of here.",
"Ahhh fuck...this thread is making me actually want to lose weight. \n\nSource: 200 pound bloke who should probably be around 180 instead. ",
"And turned her into Rey from Star Wars",
"Who the fuck up-votes this shit. Bots?",
"I mean you can clearly see the weight loss contributed the most, so not much of a need to point out the other stuff.",
"yeah well a sixpack doesnt have shit on my full keg",
"Completely agree.",
"Which part of my comment said otherwise? Seems like you just want to start an argument. ",
"Damn it reshaped your eyebrows too?",
"I was thinking Daisy Ridley",
"70lbs is a lot of make-up!",
"Found the fat person ^",
"I keep mine in a keg.",
"Orange*",
"Your nose and lips look different.",
"Nty",
"You mean the opposite?",
"I don't think 5000 link karma qualifies as a total karma whore. Let her have her fun. Just downvote and move on.",
"i'v been thinking about this... the only way i can figure for his outrage to make any sense is if he was thinking christmas elves. \n\nlike the little ones that wear green with the bells and make toys for santa. \n\nmind you even many of those elves are depicted as idealized humans... though they do look weird in some cartoons and such. ",
"And sculps those eyebrows!",
"No way, that is awesome",
"Weirdly my dads six pack is on top of his belly. Like no matter how chubby he gets his six pack is always visible. Very strange.",
"It's the eyes. Sharper, curvier lashes, more confident. The eye on the left feels like it's saying I need to lose 70lbs.",
"it’s annoying that nobody understands what you’re getting at...",
"Is that not uncomfortable for your mother?",
"The intent should be that pictures should stand alone without needing a backstory to make them interesting or for context",
"/r/PimpYourMomForKarma ",
"I was 210 and now weigh 180. Only difference I made was cutting out half my soda intake. ",
"It added natural makeup to it ?",
"> Quit bitching about something that doesn't matter\n\nThe irony...",
"the thing is.. your beer belly is behind your protective layer (~sixpack), not in front. it's protecting the beer belly. :-)\n\nedit: are we talking about a real \"beer belly\", or just obese persons? sincere question.\n\nedit2: [beer bellies](http://www.adweek.com/creativity/men-cherish-their-beer-belly-babies-these-stupidly-funny-german-ads-172344/)",
"Keep up the good fight! ",
"70 is a lot of libs.",
"Hey, lets not get crazy here, Keanu is one of our national treasures",
"Congrats",
"A fickle hater. Y’all are useless. ",
"Wow, Nice job!",
"Everyone wants shredded abs but not everyone wants to lift weights",
"I said nothing about there being no differences....nether did the comment I replied to.\n\nShe applied a fair amount of makeup (along with sculpted brows) in the right picture, pulled her hair up instead of leaving it messy, is using different lighting AND a slightly lower shot angle (which helps the chin look thinner). The weight loss doesn't stand out nearly as much as everything else.\n\nAlso...that body picture before and after DEFINITELY does not show 70lbs of weight loss unless she's a 6'6\" amazon.",
"Wow..hope its not a complaint you are beautiful. ",
"Mine's a little technical, it's a liquid grain storage facility. ",
"Pictures look the same though?",
"yeah that was pretty low and petty imo",
"Magic eyelashes too",
"Congrats on your face! You look great ",
"Seconded.",
"If you don't care why are you in this thread? ",
"This is what I see when I see a chubby/thick person, their potential.",
"You lost that freckle, on your cheek. D:",
"Losing 70lbs adds makeup?",
"I should do that. I tore the hell out of my abs at work last year, that may have prevented it.",
"congrats man, its insane how many empty calories we consume just because they taste good",
"You know, if you lose weight the fat on your pubic region recedes, revealing a longer dick...",
"And learning how to do your makeup.",
"how much did you consume before?",
"No, she's used to being stuffed.",
"Good job. I can't wait to see similar results. So far I'm at 14 lbs lost. :)",
"Stop telling us about banned things! That discuss goes in /r/banned !",
"Back in football we called that a keg. RBs and WRs had six packs and us linemen had kegs.",
"But just like my Dad used to question me about what good my baseball card \"investment\" would be if I never sold them, I would unwrap that six-pack sooner or later if I was you! \n\nEdit: a word and a letter",
"Great accomplishment! ",
"So so true. ",
"Psfft! What a waste of time dieting and exercising! I could have done that in 3-min with Photoshop! Some people!",
"BANNED, MOTHERFUCKER!\n",
"I have the left face and i am skinny... Fuck MY genetic ",
"Losing 70lbs didn't make your camera any better though ;)\n\nJokes aside, congratulations on your hard work.",
"You literally went from fat chick to daayyuuumm!",
"Cut out the other half and be 150!! \n\nFor real though, that shit is poison. I do like me a Pepsi with some spicy Chinese food though. ",
"I mean nothing bad by this...but myself personally I like your face in the before pic better, but I mean I like chubby gals",
"Looking good girl!! ",
"Find an activity that gets you moving, and eat less. \n\nThe eat less part seems to be the hard part but an easy trick is to cut your meal in half immediately when you get it. Ask for a to go box at the beginning of the meal and put half the meal away. \n\nYou’ll start to feel a difference between “I hate myself” full, and “satisfied” full. \n\nYou will probably be hungry later. When I did this I actually started eating 4 meals a day, but those were 4 half meals, instead of 3 full meals. \n\nYour use of “bloke” makes me guess you’re from the UK(?). So go find a Sunday league and run around for a bit. Doesn’t matter if you suck, it only matters that you’re out there. \n\nEdit: I do not eat out for every meal. I actually cook most meals for myself. I was trying to make it clear as an option for portion control eating in or out. I guess I failed. But, if you use this method you’re getting two meals for the price of one. It does save you money if you are someone that eats out most of the time. \n\nYou can do the same thing at home. Grab half and before you start eating put the rest of the food into containers. \n\nI also forgot to mention. \n\nWATER! Drink all of the water. \n\nIf you can cut out soda or sugary juices all together, perfect. \n\nBeer and alcohol .... is harder to cut out completely, but they account for a large portion of the empty calories most people consume. \n\nEdit 2: Words are hard. \n\nFinal Edit: This is what worked for me. I am not a nutritionist. Do you and if you want to lose weight talk to a professional about making a lifestyle change. Diets don’t work. ",
"My jawline is complete shit. Even when I was an athlete and in fantastic shape I had a double chin. Just bad genes in that area. But you're right, it's even worse now. But, I can grow a beard now and fool everyone.",
"it means your dad is inside out\n",
"You're that girl that's been posting on /soc/ aren't you?\n\n",
"Same makeup and same lighting would be ideal if someone wants their progress picks to really show their progress, whether it is good progress or bad progress.",
"And it was delicious",
"I like to my six pack deadstock so that it has higher resell value. ",
"What if I'm 190 and don't drink soda. ",
"...and a tan, makeup, and good lighting. I mean congrats on your gains but I'd be way more interested in a one-to-one comparison that controls only for weight.",
"I mean I kind of agree but with that argument isn’t there literally a sub for everything? So why even have r/pics?",
"you’re so full of shit",
"Lost so much weight your eyebrows fell off too",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"who even needs a sixpack, when you can have a keg?",
"same thing happened to me, grew up having what looked like a constricted at the neckline balloon for a face, combatted the fat jokes with \"i can lose weight but youll always be ugly, inside and out\" and felt so good to prove it.",
"You’re useless. ",
"Needs moar jpeg",
"So many people underestimate the effect of on-camera flash.",
"This comment is amazing.",
"Isn't it a 8 or even 10 pack really? :)",
"Good for you ",
"And pterodactyl screech capability.",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a keg?",
"I just bought 18 buffalo wings for myself and a 6 back of beer. I don't want to let this go to waste but damn does it make me feel bad!",
"However, you must be in a minority if this made it to front page. So your opinion is heard, but it doesn't matter.",
"And your eyebrows!",
"20 seems like a hard thing to lose but it's really not. \n\nBeen working my way down to 145 from 190. Sitting at 163 (5'7\") right now. It definitely sucks and can be hard but holy shit is it nice to look down and see my dick instead of a belly. When I realized that happened that's when I new I had to change. Unfortunately my Dr wouldn't allow me to just get a humongous dong implant so I could see it again so losing weight it is.",
"congratulations! Not an easy task...",
"Haha lol",
"I think we should just ban /r/pics because it's too generic\n\nEdit: people need the obligatory /s ; the whole point of /r/pics is the variety that you get from it",
"Read it again, they're in favor of keeping the pic",
"Losing weight makes you more tan!? jk op, definitely a big difference!",
"Don't go anywhere near the porno subs then lol. The validation and attention craving makes me cringe sometimes. The post titles can be pretty hilarious too. Not the kind of girls you bring back home to momma but at least they are providing a service :P",
"Thank god you kept the boobs!!",
"Mila?",
"This is not true. While everyone can get a relatively flat and good-looking stomach, this will not necessarily lead to the 6 pack and that everybody imagines from magazines and movies. Having a defined 6 pack is largely genetic once your body fat is low enough.",
"From \"yowzers\" to \"WOWSERS!\"",
"Better start now so you can quit and lose weight down the line ",
"That is so motivational.",
"There was a skinny tan girl under all that chub.",
"It's hard because you're following a \"diet\" in 2018. Dieting is counterproductive garbage.",
"Nigga you gained a witch nose",
"I lost 70 pounds once. Now the cartel wants to kill me.",
"What? A beer belly is not your stomach. It’s fat on your belly. IN FRONT of your muscles (six pack). ",
"Congrats OP, this is an absolutely motivating picture for me. Thank you! ",
"I agree, based on Rule #1. This is a pic with added elements. Its not a single image.",
"Sugars my man, cut half of them out your life.",
"More visceral fat than subcutaneous? ",
"You remind me of Mila Kunis.",
"It looks like it also gave you a tan and cured RBF. Very impressive!",
"Every one should experience what it's like having abs once in a lifetime. It's pretty dope",
"Oh shut it, neckbeard, the girl did something to improve herself and succeeded, you're just going to succeed in being alone. ",
"As usual with any post by a girl on reddit",
"It made you tan?",
"If you lost 70lbs you'd probably go outside more too ",
"Even the eye brows look like they lost some lol. Keep it up ",
"Oh wow 😍",
"Mine houses bad eating habits and depression",
"Internal vs external fat or... there's a word for it. Intestinal? idk. Anyway supposedly people on steroids also get that, so they're swole as fuck but still have a beer belly.",
"How did you lose the weight?\n\nI've struggled with my weight most of my life, and really have trouble with it. I eat really well, don't exceed calorie intake, work out you know the whole shebang. I just feel like nothing ever seems to work, even when i've adopted all these important things into my routine/lifestyle.\n\nI'm currently trying the Whole30 diet. The only weight i've lost has been holiday weight... so I mean I guess that's good but i've been at the same weight for two and a half weeks on this incredibly strict diet.",
"gladiators historically did this on purpose so the odd sword slash to their belly wasn't immediately fatal",
"If this doesn't motivate someone to lose weight, nothing will..that's truly amazing",
"I would.",
"A metric ton of makeup",
"Maybe she is more confident now and is able to express herself in a manner which society approves of. The use of makeup on women. Shocker.",
"Mine's more like a strawberry daquiri with an umbrella ",
"Keeping your six pack cold under some insulation is just smart. ",
"From chunky babe to stone cold fox. Well done 👍😊",
"Dude im in a public restroom taking a shit. Stop making me laugh so hard. ",
"Isn't it amazing? I went from 290 to 190! You're awesome!!",
"Got them eyebrows that touch her eyes hahahaha",
"This shit again. Seems like this sub goes through this from time to time about what should be allowed here. Pics? Art? Drawings? Edited? Etc. ",
"You have the bone structure and the chi flow of a kung fu genius!",
"Turned you into Mila Kunis clearly ",
"It expanded your chin apparently",
"Mine is different, I have a keg hiding under my belly",
"Woah!",
"Like a Chinese finger trap",
"Look beautiful! Keep up the hard work! Exercise is key to a happy and fulfilling life :)",
"holy shit. look hot now",
"Beautiful in both but great job on the weight loss.",
"Don't forget to mention the makeup and better lighting. Looks great though, congrats.",
"This same thing happened to me I was chubby and over weight I got my shit together lost it and now I’m a hunk",
"Whats the ideal body fat percentage for guys/girls to be though? So we can set a limit so as to avoid any potential eating disorders",
"Goregous",
"Its in a cooler",
"face porn\n",
"Only problem for men is, you can't build a lot of strength or muscle while losing weight. So either you cut down to look like a twig, then slow bulk up. Or push as much strength and build as much muscle as you can, while still looking pretty fat, and then slow cut down.",
"Went from “oh hey” to “oh heeeyyyyy”. ",
"Damn, good for you.",
"I want to see after pic with no makeup",
"Just drink Zero.",
"Lovely face on both pics!",
"Yo what’s up you got kik?",
"I gotta say OP, you have a nice nose ",
"Dropped from 225~ to 156, jawline still didn't see much improvement at all\n\n:(",
"What in the name of the Gods.. :O",
"Losing fat doesn’t instantly bring out the muscle. You have to work them up. Or else we wouldn’t have definitions like “twigs”.\n\nEdit; twigs. Not twings...",
"You are sexy af now. Good work",
"https://www.reddit.com/user/QuantumGrad/submitted/\n\nDamn you are right, crave attention much?",
"> recently\n\nThese kinds of posts have been very popular on /r/pics for as long as I can remember",
"/r/theydidthemath",
"Can I say that you were pretty even back then? And even prettier now?\n\nEdit: God I don't want to come across as flirting :\\)",
"Underrated comment",
"Banned",
"Wow good job",
"I'm confused, why is there a mole in one but not the other?",
"Wait, losing weight tans your face?? Crazy, no wonder I’m so pale ",
"I'm right around the same was at 220, cut out almost all soda intake. Switched to flavored water and 0 calorie diet soda. I've been losing 2lb a week, just hit 210. should hit my goal of 180 by the start of summer at the latest. 190lb is the lightest I've ever been since being full grown, at that weight I had a lot more energy, no visible belly bulge and my face looked better. I kinda want to see how far I can push it, then Start eating and lifting a lot and put on some muscle. ",
"Yasssss queen!!!",
"I think the title should be: What makeup did to my face :) ",
"She was done waiting. ",
"Doctors hate this one easy trick!",
"I should buy a Shelby Cobra and submit it to /r/snakes",
"Been looking all over for you. Say goodnight fucker. ",
"Drink water, water and more water. Drinking exclusively water really helps the weight losing process ",
"I was hard for me to buck sugary drinks - and some say that the diet versions lead you to crave other sugars anyway. My main savior was acquiring a taste for seltzer/fizzy water or anything similar. Still get that crisp cool refreshing fix that you crave with your meals!",
"Subbed. Thank you.",
"What I’ve also noticed in friends of mine who have been hitting the gym for a year or more is that their face changed with it. Like, you can tell a person is buff ( a male at least ) just by looking at his chin, face etc. \n\nMy question is why is this? My theory is that by exercising your neck and upper chest, maybe the skin there gets a bit more tense and in becoming more tense the skin around it gets pulled down a bit so it’s tighter in the face. Could this be ? \n\nEdit: does anybody know any exercises that change your jaw line or chin? Or basically make you look fitter in the face? ",
"Yes I eat too many carbs, only thing is it's tough to only eat meat and vegetables without making all of your food yourself.\n",
"username checks out",
"Reduce portions",
"Hispanic teen mother becomes Natalie Portman impersonator.",
"Alcohol?",
"Wow!!!! Just wow!!!!! ",
"You look like you could be Gal Gadots little sister. ",
"Wait, you're [eighteen years old](https://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/7ta4jj/f18511_220_150_70lbs_lost_13_months_its_been/), but you're already in [grad school](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/7tjscq/i_feel_like_shit_everyday/)? How does that work? edit: It looks like the post on /r/SuicideWatch was deleted by the mods.. ",
"It could mean he has an abundance of visceral fat.",
"You got darker. ",
"If only you could of kept those boobs too :/",
"There's abs underneath these flabs",
"I’m still curious",
"Kicking out one bad habit and starting one good one can do a lot and is easy so you don't quit. ",
"That's great and all, but I'd be more turned on seeing your progress through Jackson's *Classical Electrodynamics* ;).",
"I think you were beautiful before and after you have a very kissable knows that bless you and congratulations on your weight-loss I’m sure you must feel great",
"But not everyone is smuggling a Mila Kunis... damn girl.",
"F for respect",
"Clearly, the right one is more beautiful than the fatass on the left.",
"It's been two minutes calm the fuck down",
"That's not technically true. It's true of visceral fat, which is underneath the abdominal wall and fills in the space between your organs, it's also the most unhealthy form of fat. But subcutaneous fat would be between the skin and your abdominal wall, which creates the more flabby look as opposed to a firm pot belly with taut skin. ",
"Golly! What the hell is going on here?! ",
"Do you have any in a normal pose?",
"Beautiful ",
"Could've kept a few more.",
"brb, going to lose 70 lbs",
"I've been telling people this for years",
"You're definitely right. I do not eat particularly well and I'm reasonably thin with a little excess fat. My rule is to never drink your calories. It makes such a huge difference and it really cuts out a lot of sugar as well. ",
"What? Dieting alone is more effective for losing weight than exercise alone assuming you know what you are doing. How exactly is it counter productive? ",
"Not impossible to fap to..... lol jk",
"It put makeup on your face?",
"People here saying that you look like Mila Kunis. That is ridiculous. You are way hotter.",
"Might as well start creating a sub for everything and then ban everything from /r/pics ",
"New definition of shits and giggles",
"really? you dont see gal galdot?",
"You look like Cecily Strong in your after picture.",
"A beard is no substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it.",
"They aren't taking away from OP's achievement. They are making a joke.",
"I’d love to lose 20 lbs. only 35 lbs left to go. ",
"I mean if you want pictures of Donald Trump there's a sub for that but to be honest I don't know if I want to...",
"We get it guys, OP is hot.",
"Fucking upvote it faster. It deserves it",
"Yo I’ve found your bitch ass",
"Wow fixed your eyebrows",
"Well, it did improve your eyebrows! Congrats.",
"Pics is meant for good pics. How is this relevant to what the actual sub is for ? ",
"My dude",
"Breakfast!",
"Man, I'm one of those people that will always have a double chin. It's the first place I gain weight and the last place I lose it.\n\nThe only time I DIDN'T have a double chin is when I was in my 20s and also had a six-pack. That's too much work. I'll just stick with the chubby face for now. :-(",
"The last few are always the hardest to lose. Last time I lost weight I lost 80 pounds in 2 months and was down to a 4 pack, the last 14 pounds to get the rest of the 6pack free from the gluttony clutches took 6 months.",
"Make you attractive? Yes, yes it did. ",
"Obviously, but IMO you shouldn't wear any makeup in before/after pictures.",
"...and a whole lot of makeup",
"That's amazing. Well done.",
"Gal Gadot, is that you?",
"Amazing it’s lifted your face as well! Amazing what losing weight can do",
"Don't be silly. Where you at?",
"Tight brow game.",
"So true! Just 15lbs made my face go from fluffy to defined. ",
"Damn, your side profile looks very much like Mila Kunis",
"In every thread, you mean.",
"Abs are made in the kitchen!",
"I modified my diet about 6 months ago and have lost a good bit of weight. This has been my favorite aspect of the lost weight. I've been staying clean shaven because I'm no longer self conscious about cheekbones/jawline. Its a great feeling.",
"I've got washboard abs too! There's just a coupler weeks of laundry on top",
"Because its not beer, its just obesity. ",
"I was thinking attractive person.",
"Oh no, not you Mr. Droopy Butthole",
"I mean, yh, but let's face it, the weight loss played the biggest part.",
"Pics dont belong on pics?\n\nlol.",
"31.75 keys is nothing to sniff at.",
"That's only like $99.86 you couldn't have spotted that much money?",
"Damn baby girl what's yo name",
"This elicited a genuine lol.\n\nTop trumpet!",
"haters gonna hate, but getting results from hard work earns a person the right to brag about it. Good on you bud, being healthy and fit is fun plus the ladies love it - or guys, it don't matter because you can see your peepee",
"Possibly some restylane (lip filler) too!",
"Jesus Christ. They are trying to kill you over 70 pounds? What is that, like 100 USD? I can spot you the 70 quid if that will get them off your back. ",
"Sometimes I wonder what my wife would look like thinner.\n\nHell sometimes I wonder what I'd look like thinner.",
"Im most cases diet simply means to be mindfull about what you eat. For most people cutting soda, chips and snacks is enough.",
"With great power comes great responsibility. I screeched like a pterodactyl once and my grandma started crying.",
"[Surprise Mother Fucker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gehTA2DTcE)",
"You're have such a pretty face, i'm jealous. ",
"70lb is circa 30kg",
"Youre pretty! ",
"Jesus, amazing work!",
"> The eat less part seems to be the hard part but an easy trick is to cut your meal in half immediately when you get it. Ask for a to go box at the beginning of the meal and put half the meal away. \n\nI find it so odd how often Americans eat out (forgive me if I am wrong but it's a likely guess).\n\nPreparing your own food at home as much as possible is one of the best things you can do for your health.",
" holy shit. Haha",
"Hahahaha",
"Being less self-conscious about going to the beach will do that, yes.",
"I don't know who she reminds me of before, but she looks like Gal Gadot from the side profile.\n\nYou look great and congrats on your hard work!",
"WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!",
"Lame parties have a 6 pack, good ones spring for the keg.",
"Beautiful!",
"If you start laughing too hard and can't finish bite your shirt. ",
"Either Thirsty or people downplaying the entire thing. Can't just be happy for people, you have to be a dick or be a creep apperently. ",
"Comment under underrated comment ",
"astonishing",
"I was 220, now I'm 185-190 just by cutting my portions. No exercise, no change in what I ate just how much I was eating at each meal and snacks. You can do it. ",
"The makeup helps too im sure. Still congrats though. Gj getting it done.",
"Wow. What a difference.",
"Ermmm... might want to check out her other posts. Way hotter than Mila Kunis.",
"Cool! Post it somewhere else ",
"Realistically, /r/pics should just be an index for other subs where you can't post there directly",
"Christ people are so overly precious about content in subs. Get on with it",
"Bleach diet? It kills...",
"For some people when they gain weight it goes immediately to their face. It's how my mom used to always call me out for gaining the freshman 30 in college right when I walked in the door",
"Losing 70 lbs made makeup show up on your face?",
"and a point in the ear, in only one pic out of 2, in the before and after link...\n\nsomething is not adding up\n\nEdited for formatting ",
"sells cryptocurrency, potentially suicidal, possible physics/math geek\n\ni'd say we were a match made in heaven OP. unfortunately i still need to lose that 70 lbs.",
"on the internet, irl the guys just don't say anything outloud",
"My dad always said it’s better to have a keg than a six pack ",
"Amazing achievement! How does it feel to be almost a completely different person physically? And to walk around knowing that you worked your ass off (literally, I guess) and made this happen?",
"It's a subset. Pics is general so you don't need to ban anything unless it isn't a goddamn picture. \n\nProgress pics are popular. They don't need to be niche. Making progress on your health is a great thing everyone can appreciate that you shouldn't need a niche for \n\nIt is tagged as progress. Filter out progress tag and you won't see them anymore. ",
"do you eat out for every meal?",
"Beautiful before and beautiful after pics 😊 keep this pic on hand. I’m sure this will help you achieve your goals. Very well done, you have a jaw line to die for 😍😊",
"But.. that's how I shorten pounds (when searching for conversion on Google, and it works!)",
"Just the one? ",
"Anybody got any tips on getting off carbs? I have a really carb heavy diet and I know that’s where a huge part of my weight issues come from. Any grocery shopping tips? Pls I have no idea what a healthy normal diet looks like :(",
"1) Good for you! This is really good news.\n\n2) I have trouble just losing 5 pounds.\n\n3) You are absolutely stunningly beautiful.",
"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower. And he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 Pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded.",
"But I could argue not mentioning it tries to paint the picture that all that happened was weight loss. Nothing else. Which is simply not true.\n\nI agree with you on the biggest contribution, no doubt. But mentioning the other things does not invalidate that. ",
"We are talking about subcutaneous fat, which is in front of so called six-pack.",
"i noticed that just today. i lost 30lbs to about 15% body fat, my dick grew at least an inch",
"Well, that's weird as hell. TIL.",
"yes, she's had one breakfast, but what about 2nd breakfast? ",
"you took your phone out to shit in a public restroom? dear god, I can't even pee in one.",
"I'd prefer if the pictures were actually about the picture itself, not the backstory behind it.",
"By far the funniest thing that I have read today. ",
"You were always pretty but you look amazing and you should be proud of your accomplishment. You look way more confident.\n\nEDIT: Re-worded because people totally misunderstood what I meant.\n",
"Learned this the hard way. Got to around 11% with adonis showing through but still had a barrel-type situation going on. My wellness doctor told me i'd probably never see it unless I upped my training by 100% and cut about 20% off calories, and even then i'd only probably be able to maintain it a few months. Its possible, but the costs can become extreme.",
"the first link shows 2 different ears, one has a point, one is rounded",
"On the internet everyone can tell you're a thirsty boi",
"Lol",
"It looks like you have different makeup on in each picture. I would've taken both pictures with no makeup on, to make sure every change we see actually has something to do with your weight loss, and not just a difference in makeup.",
"BEKFAST",
"Congrats and great silhouette comparison!\nImagine the same presumedly healthy transformations throughout your internal organs also?",
"*[sweatily]*",
"\"Let her paint an inch thick,\n\nTo this favour she must come.\"",
"Cool go post to Facebook and not here ",
"Wow! Awesome!!",
"Why have a six-pack when you can have a keg? ",
"I too am around 200 and should be at about 180. All of my weight went to my waistline, so I'm slowly expanding out of my clothes",
"It's where women post their faces getting slimmer and guys post theirs getting bulkier.",
"Yeah, dunno what he's on.... but we've got it down to a science in this day and age. Put in less calories than you use and your body is forced to take energy from somewhere. Welcome to Weight Loss 101",
"Alabama",
"In the nicest possible way your nose seemed to have lost weight (if that is even possible)\n\nGirl, you look good! Straight fire 🔥 ",
"I find it really interesting that after losing weight your lips appear much plumper (id have guessed the opposite). That's pretty cool!",
"Used to be 250 and dropped 80lb my first year working out. #TotallyWorthIt\n\nI'm not even saying this just to say it. Im telling you because 20lb doesn't sound like a life changing amount of weight loss but people around you will definately notice the difference. ",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a keg? ",
"I'm a dude but even I'll go ahead and say your eyebrows are on fleek. ",
"That’s 100% bullshit lmao.",
"lmao",
"If you’re going to drink soda at least do it right and drink Coke. \n",
"I like to think I have a Keg.",
"Frontpage due to girl squad unite!",
"Nice work OP, keep it up!",
"Don’t worry he’s lying ",
"You had a perpetual frown. Now, not so much. What an amazing difference.",
"Both are pretty as fuck. Good for you, girl!",
"Getting a Mila Kunis vibe. Incredible weight loss!",
"Your lips and nose are more attractive now.",
"It's amazing what happens when we're able to see some resemblance of a skeletal structure. \n\nCongrats on the weight loss as well!",
"Lost 50-60 lbs myself. Can confirm, makes a world of difference on your chin and jawline. That was is where I was able to start noticing a difference on myself the most. I don't feel like I look thinner though I must but my face definitely does.",
"She clearly has highlight, bronzer, eyeshadow, mascara and lipstick on in the before photo though.",
"Woah. Browsing through the top posts of /r/progresspics really shows how much people's jawlines and chins are hidden behind being.. well overweight. ",
"You are absolutely beautiful ",
"Also a good call.",
"There's a Sixpack *beer* on every belly.",
"Yeah, can confirm. I lost like 20 pounds from the age of 15 and 16 and my face was pretty round and not especially defined and afterwards I realized I actually have a pretty good jawline.",
"Nothing wrong with liking yourself and being proud of what you've accomplished. Losing weight like that comes with a bunch of confidence and actually thinking you're good enough to pamper. \n\nSure, her posts are on the excessive side. But it isn't hurting anyone and is a sign she is feeling good about herself. People deserve to feel good when they've done well. ",
"You can do it! Intermittent fasting plus loose calorie counting and it’s cake. Well, staying away from cake is a good idea though. \n",
"Differences aside from the obvious makeup*\n\nDo you not see that the fat gave her face different shape?",
"Having lost 80lb, there is no better feeling. Congrats!",
"Shit if thats just muscle and you've done enough to stave off fat% gain then gees you're gonna be ripped and muscled to hell! Congrats big guy!",
"If I lost weight, I'd be handsome as fuck..\n\nI recently started working out; been going to the gym for 2+ weeks now! :)",
"The jawline is the first to go for me. My weight swings from like 170-185 depending on how I'm doing and how much I'm eating and when I'm 185 my face looks pretty normal but when I'm 170 I look like I actually have a jawline and am attractive. ",
"Her lips are no longer being pulled downward by sagging cheeks",
"Those last few pounds when you get close to your normal weight are insanely hard. I’m sure her last 10 pounds were hard too. ",
"Blaze it ",
"Over the last 6 months I have lost 50lbs so I know how awesome the outcome is. Well done, you're beautiful.",
"70 pounds was not hard to lose. In my case I lost 40kg. I went from 110 kg to about 75kg in a year just thanks to a lot more excersing, well, not really, I just started working for Lidl and I have a lot of movement. ",
"Reposting [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/60fpsporn/comments/7p6xg0/a_masseuse_so_nice_her_clients_cum_twice/dsfglhi/) because people seemed to like it (3 guilds)\n\nTake it from a guy who has hated exercising his entire life and finds absolutely no joy in it: Just show up.\n\nFuck all the talking heads on the internet, or fad workout plans, or people telling you how to do things. Just show up.\n\nDon't feel like going that day? Just show up.\n\nBroke your leg and your dick trying to wrestle a tortise? Just show up.\n\nSeriously, I still have days where i'm hungover as fuck from a day of heavy drug use. I've literally pulled over to vomit on the way to the gym sometimes. I just show up. I show up, walk 0.25 mi at 3mph then fucking leave to go die. I showed up\n\nThe killer is allowing the habit to die. Never DONT go to the gym. I go on my days off. Literally. I was going 7 days per week and my gains fucking stopped and I started gaining weight. Turns out its an effect of overtraining and my bod was essentially stopping muscle increase to feed itself (I was also cutting). After research I realized that days off are as important as days on. I knew this was dangerous because if I have a day off, i'll like it too much and I need a daily routine that doesn't break. I\"m not mentally strong enough to NOT do the same thing everyday. I need it. I show up.\n\nGo to the gym right now and walk 0.5mi. Tomorrow, do 0.6. In a week you're at a mile. Now do one set of curls. Show up.\n\nWork your arms only, fuck the rest. You need to look good first to encourage yourself. No guy gives a shit about having a big ass, that can wait. You want big arms now. Run that mile now at 5.5mph. Show up. Now you're doing tricep pulldowns and curls and raised the weight by 10. Eat a steak for breakfast. Show up.\n\nNow you're doing bench presses and at long last glue bridges because having a big ass is good for kicking tortises (fuckers). Show up.\n\nNow you're on a 6-exercise 3x3 superset style (its what I call it fuck you) program with 2mi cardio daily. You're on 2000 calories flat per day. Its been a year and you're a vitruvian god. Go find 6 women at once and make sex with them and show that fucking tortise who is boss.",
"And make you hot",
"I'm skinny and have a double chin so fuck",
"Literally \"mfw i lost 70lbs\"",
"So losing weight gives you a tan and gets your eyebrows in order?",
"Teenage and college age males. Reddits primary demographic.",
"Thanks for throwing this up. I just recently stepped on the scale for the first time in awhile and realized I was 50lbs away from where I was in high school, and was starting to get stretch marks by my stomach.\n\nI got myfitnesspal and plan on losing 50 by the 4th of July as well as going to the gym 4 times a week. \n\nI used to think of myself as attractive but I've gained so much weight in my face, I want it off again, and this is extremely motivating. ",
"Amazing progress! How do you feel now, physically and mentally, from before? ",
"Probably have 5-10 drinks a week, in college.",
"I mean, taken to the logical absurdity, why post anything to /r/pics at all? If it's a picture of a subject, shouldn't that subject have a dedicated sub and have it exclusively posted there?\n\nAnecdotally, /r/pics is a somewhat catchall, a little bit of everything, which is why I like it. Helps me find different subs I like, too. ",
"Hater: you have a pointy nose! Hahaha!\n\nYou: *god dammit, grabs twinkies*\n\nSeriously though, you looook mahvalus!",
"makeup, eyebrow plucking and a different expression obviously have no part in this ...",
"try keto, i gained a fuckload of weight (170>195) when i tore my ACL and had to stop being active\n\ni lost 16 pounds on keto in 7 weeks, pretty good stuff",
"Do you drink sweet tea, juice, anything else sugary? Cut them out. I don't drink sodas but I love sweet tea and orange juice. I gotta cut that shit out. ",
"Yeah, home-cooking is the way to go. Can't lose weight by going out to eat (or ordering in) every night.",
"You look simply stunning m'lady",
"I won't argue that but, I just hate when someone does these sort of before and afters whilst purposefully trying to make the \"after\" look better. Like in the first one they looking glum, shot from a bad angle, stooped over but in the second they have perfect posture a big grin and professional lighting and angles. it just feels weirdly disingenuous.",
"Damn, it made you hella tan! Congrats!",
"Wow! Even your lips changed! Great job!!!",
"/r/loseit\n\n/r/keto\n\nThe only thing stopping you is you",
"It helps ",
"Shut up, Meg",
"You don’t need to stop eating carbs. Just download My Fitness Pal. It’ll tell you exactly how many calories to eat to reach or maintain your goal weight. It also breaks down the makeup of those calories into macros. ",
"protein shakes. the protein keeps you full several hours. trust me, that is the main thing to do. also as close to zero carbs as u can.",
"Just water, and alcohol.",
"Lose weight to gain weight on your dick!",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob8N7H6qi4I",
"And makes you",
"That mindset alone is counterproductive garbage. The entire argument around dieting stems around the fact that the person will give up and the “starved” body will retain fat more. That’s such bs because if the person doesn’t give up then dieting is more important than exercise. The problem isn’t dieting it’s that people don’t stick with it and make it a lifestyle.",
"Yeah that was kind of an asshole thing to assume",
"Hi 👋🏻 ",
"Shitttttttt, you have great features, ",
">she was done weighting\n\nFTFY",
"But that sweet sweet karammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa\n\nTho I can't even hate 70lbs is impressive you go girl keep it up ",
"Still got that RBF",
"Read it in Morty's voice",
"That's not what she said",
"Losing 70 pounds, and doing a better make up job.",
"and a nosejob",
"So he's a dog? He gets stuck because of his knot?",
"Same. I legit have no jawline and im only 160 lbs. Its annoying af being skinny and having a double chin because theres nothing i can do about it.",
"You turned hot",
"Yes, curious....\n\nWell done though!",
"Username checks out ",
"Unless it’s Amy Schumer",
"You went from hella cute, to Gal Gadot’s hella cute little sister!",
"i've come to the conclusion humanity likes their things empty. empty calories, empty minds, empty promises..",
" I am at optimal BMI and still don't have a defined face. Grats.",
"Also good lighting and makeup. Good job tho.",
"You go girl ",
"I'm only 15 pounds overweight and feel this way. ",
"It's a good point though, a before and after pic doesn't need additional preening. 70lbs is a great change to make, and it would be nice if people looking for inspiration could see the actual change it would make. We live in an age of unhealthy expectations regarding body image, and this sort of heavily curated image is part of the issue. ",
"That was one of the biggest things I noticed too",
"You look great ",
"Yeah lmao, unless your soda intake is like 3 24 racks a week there's no way you lose 30 pounds just by halving that.",
"I’m looking forward to seeing that nose. ",
"Angsty fat girl to confident pretty girl\n\nIt's confirmation of when you see those fat girls and think \"man she'd be really pretty if she wasn't 220 pounds\"",
"Motivation",
"Also makeup, tanning, etc",
"Did someone say down?!",
"Something something broken arms.",
"Yup. I know I'm starting a depressive episode when I don't bother to pose for pictures or pick a good outfit or take care of my skin/hair. Focusing on the little details is exhausting and not worth it when you are not happy with yourself. \n\nInterestingly forcing myself to keep up on those things when I start slacking on them helps me turn the episodes around before they really take root. ",
"Take a look into keto diet meal plans ",
"You got a tan and lost your mole! ",
"Wow you became Meghan Fox (in her good years)! Nice :)!",
"I wouldn't apply a principle to all of a group. As a male, I lost 30 lbs in an 80 day diet and strength training program. I lost pretty much no weight the first 40 days, because, as I believe you are suggesting, I was putting on the most muscle while losing fat and therefore staying the same weight. The last 40 days are when I lost all my 30 lbs. I was getting stronger and growing muscle the whole time, however.",
"How did it give you a nose job?!",
"Was lineman, can confirm. Being the tallest and heaviest guy on the team was a plus though.",
"Saving money *and* losing weight.",
"I'm really skinny but have a very chubby face. Guess there's no cure for that",
"Plus a bit of make up and eyebrow maintenance - but congratulations, either way. You look great!",
"Who needs a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?",
"\"confident\" and \"in a manner which society approves of\" are kinda antithetical though. ",
"There it are",
"But I want the karma for losing weight",
"The best part of bucking sugary drinks is the difference you'll notice in your mouth. Even if you practice good dental hygiene, my god, you'll feel like you could bite through steel(don't try to bite through steel)",
"Seltzer is the best way to ween yourself off soda if you are addicted",
"Yeah it's tough, I'm in college and pretty much just go to the dining halls and stuff like that.",
"Yeah, but that shit is for the poors. ",
"You look beautiful in both. I have serious eyebrow envy right now. Well done : )",
"Hi. Haha",
"But I love beer. :(",
"The comments down here are a cringe goldmine. Fuck man, pull yourself together.",
"Super size mother fucker",
"So it takes off your birthmark when u lose weight?",
"It made you tan?",
"No doctor who isn't stuck in some redundant food pyramid nonsense he learned 30 years ago is going to recommend a \"diet\". Why would it be remotely okay to cut out junk food just to lose some weight, and then proceed to stuffing your face with junk immediatly after? I've apprenticed under MDs and Naturopaths alike before I decided to take a path in health/medicine, and one thing that was never even alluded to was a \"diet\" for health maintnence (same goes for when I was weight training for bodybuilding and Muay Thai; no diets for bulking or \"toning\", just a consistent eating habit and work schedule).\n\nIt's counterproductive. If you want to be CONSISTENTLY healthy, you have to change the way you eat period, not just for a scale goal.\n\nAnyone who downvoted cannot produce a sound argument against this, and it proves absolutely nothing.",
"The fact that we find a visual indication that someone is starving and has no fat reserves sexually attractive is a testament to how fucked up our ideals are. (I say this as someone who finds abs hot).\n\n",
"For me it's pizza that goes so well with soda, but Chinese is #2. Diet still isn't great for you, but it is less calories.",
"Glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought elf.",
"I don't think you looked very closely because 4 days ago she made a post to /r/SuicideWatch. Regardless, I hope OP is feeling a bit better now.",
"Pretty in both pics but that's great. I lost 90lbs 6 years ago and still got a fat mug",
"because they obviously started caring more about their appearance, hence the fat loss, biggest game changer",
"Congrats! That's an awesome achievement! ",
"Agreed.\n\nLooked for a similar profile pic, google images didn't have a ton but [this one](http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/gal_gadot/fotos/14255/gal_gadot.jpg) does show a lot of resemblance",
"I just consider my stomach \"relatively\" stab proof. ",
"Your eyelashes grew significantly.",
"Your brows are amazeballs. ",
"Did you get lip injections, or is the fuller lips are result of weight loss?",
"Went from 240 to 218 in 3 months just by cutting out my daily alcohol intake. \n\nPeople focus so much on how difficult it is to get a workout routine going without facing the brick wall posed by their diet. I worked out daily for 3 years but killed any progress with a 12 pack every night.",
"The real LPT is always in the comments. ",
"Goodnight fucker",
"As someone who is both a dick and a creep what should I say here to get both of those things across most succinctly?",
"What is/was your workout plan? I’d love to achieve similar results but haven’t a clue where to start. ",
"Most insane transformation I've seen gorgeous",
"because they obviously started caring more about their appearance, hence the fat loss, biggest game changer",
"Holy crap! That's incredible--good for you! <3 The difference in your lips is craaaaazy!",
"You need time though.",
"I'm pushing 215 or so. I don't drink a ton of soda, but I drink coffee and have committed to going without sugar. I usually dump a whole bunch in. Here's hoping for some change! ",
"RIP doakes ;( ",
"Them eye brows are on fleek.\n\nThat's what the young kids are saying right? ",
"Good for you :)\nYou remind me of Gal Gadot ",
"> Also checked-up on your post history ~~(curious to see if you had updates and such)~~\n\ncurious to see if you had any gone wild posts\n\nFTFW\n",
"Well done love but there's no way that's just from weight loss. Face lift or botox? ",
"That escalated quickly 👀",
"R/thathappened",
"You could do that make up when you had that extra weight. Sorry for late info! ",
"That's a great idea, get public toilet shit germs all over a device you smear up against your face.",
"lmao",
"I wonder what I'd look like going from 280 to 220. Being 6'3\" with broad shoulders would probably be a real plus.",
"how did you lose that much weight so fast \n",
"Sup",
"`+ eyelashes + eyebrow wax + slight smile",
"But are you 4 feet tall?",
"Wow! Beautiful . What an inspirational post, congrats 💪🏼",
"Uh oh. She's super smart too? ",
"I think it's makeup contour. ",
"Damn. And you already have the \"I look good and I know it\" confidence down. ",
"It’s possible to lose fat and build muscle at the same time! Lots of protein and a caloric deficit of about 500. That’s the recipe for muscle building and fat burning. \n\nIt’s harder to do the more advanced of a lifter you are, though. ",
"Right? Who the hell willingly buys Pepsi? ",
"...and softer lighting. ",
"Damn, you beat me to it. ",
"Don't be ridiculous. We need a place for the pictures he doesn't like.",
"I think the makeup industry preys on women's insecurities much more than it provides them a way to express themselves. That may be the narrative they push, but I don't think so...",
"That’s the path I took! I went energy drinks>soda>diet soda>sparkling flavored water>sparkling water>water and now I drink more than 12 cups a day. There was a serious change in not just my health, but how I felt mentally, which really helped me keep going on to he next step. I don’t know exactly why or what it is, but when I think back to my soda drinking days (like six cans a day) I just remember feeling so much more sluggish, especially slow in the mornings, and generally lacking energy all the time. ",
"Empty balls",
"He means the drugs ",
"Spoilers man!!!",
"Tide pod diet, actually,",
"Losing weight gave you bigger lips? \n\nGirl, no. You got filler. Own up.",
"Wow",
"Holy shit!! That's drastic as hell! Congrats to you! ",
"yes. very good job, OP. Losing weight is always a struggle. keep going. ur beautiful on the inside and out",
"Why people being so critical because you’re wearing makeup in the second pic? Well done and congratulations, you look fantastic. Well done.",
"This is awesome! Your frown got turned upside down ",
"No it didn't, it took away the \"double chin\" which isn't even a double chin...it didn't change the overall shape. It looks so different because of the horrible lighting in the first picture along with the myriad of other differences.",
"That’s what you took from it? I looked too and I think OP is a guy. All this random crypto currency shit and posting in porn subs just gives me the impression that account is meant for karma farming before being sold or used for something else. ",
"She looks like the \"how bout dat\" girl now",
"You try having the testosterone of a 14-25 year old male and basically zero social training.",
"I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, dysentarygary",
"You show that turd who’s boss!",
"Yeah, me too. Ando that's one hell of a compliment if you ask me.",
"That's what happens when you jettison your cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser... ",
"The Virgin VS The Chad",
"I like to call it a ‘party bag’ ",
"You went from the girl complaining about how everyone at work is out to get you to the girl that gets promoted because of the positivity she brings to her job.",
"Damn girl you look great! I bet you feel great too!",
"I feel like r/pics should be pictures? Of places, people, cultures, art, monuments, pictures that are not necessarily posed, pictures that tell a story? I mean, r/progresspics is a very active subreddit, so why use r/pics?",
"Or perhaps OP just practices the art of the bamboozle?! ",
"Eating every 2 hours at least a snack or a salad, and walking 10 miles everyday till I was running them.",
"OP is saying that /r/progresspics has more of what people want so they should join that community. That's nothing against posting the same content here. \n\nIt's like posting Mario stuff on /r/gaming, then going to /r/Mario because you really like watching gifs of the game. ",
"Drink 2x as much water, or better yet unsweetened green tea. Good for metabolism ",
"Good lord",
"Dead stock 6-pack? I can dig it! 😉",
"That’s a new person. Fake. Jk. Congrats!",
"elevenses? supper?",
"It’s because it makes the change look much more drastic lol. ",
"Nice.",
"I dropped 130 lbs once, but he was a piece of shit and I don't miss it one bit!",
"Did you know if you get rid of that it'll make your dick longer? \n",
"Fuck",
"Men love pterodactyls.",
"Convert belly fat to dick muscle with this one easy trick!",
"who will win in a fight to the death\n\n/r/pics Mods vs. 1 thirsty boi",
"Elevensies?",
"Did you make bank? Just wondering.",
"It made you more tan?",
"Congrats on losing weight/kicking your drug habit/beating cancer. Cross out as applicable.",
"I prefer to say I've got padding on the Kevlar.",
"Doesn't happen the same way to everyone tho. No everyone will get a nose reduction when loosing tons of weight. ",
"A beautiful girl who became even more beautiful. ",
"Men love pterodactyls. ",
"Jawline is an extremely underrated feature.",
"Amen, the truth is out there.",
"Or, y'know, people who like being in charge of their life.",
"I understand that mate, but it’s not like that’s what she’s showing in the pic ",
"I reckon she’s had lip fillers",
"I don't think they're trying to say that this shouldn't be posted to/r/pics, just that they noticed this post and others like it becoming popular and that anyone who likes this kind of content should check out the subreddit dedicated to it.",
"Same, minus the fact I can't grow a beard. Gonna pull the trigger on plastic surgery eventually.",
"Beautiful",
"I put on weight while working in food and now have the startup of a depression on my chin that I hate, along with having lost my jawline. Which is probably my main reason for wanting to lose all of it again. My belly really isn't all that big, it's just the bottom of my face that has become a problem.",
"Congrats, but you should also state better makeup and lip filler, possibly microblading.",
"70 pounds of makeup?",
"OMG it made her darker!",
"Mint Condition! ",
"How do i lose weight in my face. Im pretty skinny. 6’3 200lbs",
"If you don't mind me asking what was your starting weight? ",
"If I lost 70lbs I’d be long dead.",
"try going on a water fast. the first 2-3 days are tough, but after that you don't feel hunger at all. Best part, when you come out of it, literally ANYTHING is delicious. You could be eating heads of cabbage for the next year and it'll be the greatest thing ever. Great way to get into a healthy diet. Just please make sure you read up well on how to enter/exit this diet, since doing something like going straight into solid foods after a water fast can literally kill you. My dad lost 80 pounds on a 47 day fast. ",
"Nice work!!",
"Pics helps you find the more specific subs you might like! 😊",
"Bullshit. I lost 40 lbs eating either McDonald’s or Taco Bell at least one meal a day. Just count your calories. It’s that easy. ",
"Wow, nice, I’m working my ass off in the gym right now and altering my diet bit by bit and if I get half of this result I’ll be happy.",
"I lost 70 pounds a few years ago too. One of the biggest mental changes it made in me was now when I see an overweight person I can appreciate how attractive they really are despite the extra weight. Not sure that sounds as nice as I mean it, but I mean it in the best way!",
"Full edginess in this comment tho.\n\n",
"Completely false. I'm a certified strength and conditioning specialist who works with amateur and professional athletes. Even with 0% body fat (not possible) everyone wouldn't have a six. Look up anatomical variation. You could have anywhere from zero to eight visible \"abs\" (it's all one muscle). Look at marathon runners. Very thin, but no abs for the most part. To make abs visible they need concentrated, dedicated, strength training and a low body fat percentage. Even then it might not happen. Lots of people train for years then are depressed when they find out that what you posted above isn't true.",
"Elves are short green and red clad slaves with pointy noses and ears. Their thralldom forced their culture to evolve customs such as eating spaghetti & syrup, considering candy corn a food group, and a penchant for reindeer meat.\n\nThey're basically untouchables.",
"U are beautiful now!",
"Sixpack? I've got a whole keg!",
"A grown man weighs at least 200 pounds. Source: Mark Rippetoe.",
"Gorgeous.",
"MTV",
"I was 250, and cut out soda. That alone dropped me 40 pounds in 6 months.",
"I’ll never understand why there is a fat acceptance movement",
"Losing 70lbs put makeup on your face? amazing",
"Not wallets though",
"Just need to move the cake to find it.",
"I’m 237 dropping to 200 for my hs grad, it’s crazy as I’ve only started last Saturday and I’ve dropped a pound and I feel great. A bit more hungry because of less calories but it’s worth it ",
"Me too. I'm jealous everyone else has a quick fix of just cutting out soda. I only drink water and green tea (no milk or sugar). I mean sure, if I really want to try I can change my diet and really focus on eating healthy, but that's so much time and money. It seems like everyone else can just drop 10lbs by not drinking soda.",
"Man, I'm 185 and I eat way too much sugar/sweets. But I'm also in pretty damn good shape. It's about the lifestyle and eating habits. You might just need to get up more. You might need to cut out an extra meal. I have a pretty steady eating routine and that keeps me on pretty good track. If I don't work out a on a day, I also eat less that day. If you take in less energy than energy spent living you will lose wait. ",
"I'm amazed by what it did to your eyes and especially your NOSE! You look like you got a nose job! 😱",
"Edgy af",
"Good for you!! I'm so proud of you! So pretty 💪🏻🤗❤️👏🏻🙌🏻",
"I can see a real difference in her eyebrow esteeem",
"And her mole on her cheek is gone...",
"Beautiful either way.",
"I know, that's why I said to be mindful about what you eat. Many people say diet and simply mean \"I will be more careful with what I eat and reduce the junk\" and not the original term where you go on a hardcore <X kcal/day diet and only eat special things.\n\nBut even then. Many people do a diet to not be consistently healthy but to lose weight ASAP. A strict diet that cuts a lot of kcal will help with that.",
"Hey are you by any chance a Physics Grad? Judging by your username",
"...Sorry...... ",
"Savage",
"👏go👏the👏fuck👏back👏to👏Facebook👏",
"Oh damn, I can't believe losing weight applied makeup and cleaned up your eyebrows! Fucking amazing!",
"She was beautiful before, also. ",
"The weight you started at is the weight I've wanted to be my whole life. Heaviest I've ever gotten to was 140 lbs, then I ended up in the hospital with rhabdo and ended up losing it all. Back down to 125/130.",
"Dropped 70lb of makeup",
"Are your lips injected? ",
"But that's already the entire purpose of reddit; it consolidates your content _based on which subreddits you subscribe to_.",
"Damn you are sexy",
"https://imgur.com/md4BjuC",
"Mines in a whole brewery ",
"You can sacrifice freshness and some taste by pre preparing your meals for the week when you have a day off (unless you work 7 days a week then that just fucking sucks). Unfortunately that usually means eating the same two things every day",
"Sure you lost 70 lbs, but how much does your inbox weigh from all the dick pics you got sent?",
"> Just count your calories. It’s that easy.\n\nThe normies don't want to hear this.",
"Congratulations! You are pretty! Good for you! :)",
"I mean.. her /r/gonemild posts probably draw more.",
"Whoda thunk it?",
"You went from fat with a pretty face to skinny with a pretty face :D great job on getting your body to where you want to be!",
"Crazy what the difference in 70 lbs and makeup can do. Good work",
"Now you look like Arya",
"Do people work less overtime in your country? Are extended families living together (Grandma cooks) more common?",
"Yeah, i shaved my face smoth for new years eve. Got drunk, high and tired, then looked into mirror. My new years resolution is to not shave smooth anymore until i lose some weight ",
"Drinking exclusively adderall helps even more",
"Back home (Norway) I'd only eat out maybe once a week (sushi, cba making it myself), now that I'm in the US I eat out most nights. It's cheap, and I live with a bunch of other people so the kitchen gets crowded and it's just easier to go out and get some food when I want to than have to wait for there to be space in the kitchen. I still try to not overeat when I go out, but it's definitely harder than back home. ",
"But really!! I wasn't even fat, I was just average (155 pounds at 5\"8ish) and I recently lost 21 pounds. I can tell I lost a significant amount of weight just by looking at my face! [Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/1eSfN) is a comparison even though they're not great pics. Picture on the left was last night when I was got iced while being asked to be a bridesmaid and the picture on the right was December of 2015. Most of my weight loss came within the past 8 or so months when I just felt like absolute shit about myself for various reasons. Now I feel amazing!",
"Wrong size mother fucker",
"Not gonna lie op, I would boink",
"Ur side face it's just exquisite. ",
"I trust you wouldn't prefer people post sarcastic comments about her makeup and brow line. I think she she be applauded for the tremendous change she has made for the better. Not \"oh look, makeup.\"",
"Gal Gadot? \nCongrats on the weight loss! ",
"Turned that frown into a smile.",
"congrats, but what happened to that freckle on your cheek? ",
"no offence, but congrats what? He just cut in half is soda intake lol",
"Shut up, Meg",
"Who woulda thougt",
"Or, you know, they do notice who you are and just walk right by you. ",
"Lol you didn't think to take off your makeup?",
"I used to have a six, pack, now I have six rolls....",
"Still 90% due to the weight loss \nEdit: lol @ the fatties downvoting",
"/r/pics is a holdover from when reddit had like five subreddits, alongside nsfw, science, and programming. ",
"Just eat bacon double cheeseburgers and dump ranch dressing on everything. You'll lose weight!\n\n/r/keto",
"You’re not supposed to pee in your phone. ",
"Nice, halfway there! Only 70 more to go. You can do it! ",
"Same here. I'm fairly active but I hate working out and love eating shit and drinking beer. I look good at 185 and start looking chunky around 215. When I hit 215 I basically cut sugar and beer for a few months and I drop back to 185. Then I get about 9 months of slooowly creeping back up while I eat whatever I want and start the cycle back over.\n\nMy metabolism will probably catch up to me someday but for now its a decent system. Time it to be skinny during the summer months and have a little more insulation in the winter. ",
"I consider myself a Ferrari in a 12 car garage. ",
"You look great! Good luck with the rest of your journey",
"Im fortunate with lucky genes, but also had a dietician and what not when i was in the amateur boxing circuit. However, i drank a TON of pop when i was younger. When i started boxing, it was the FIRST thing they made me cut out of my diet. The benefits from not only weight, but overall health was significant and noticeable. Now, almost 15 years later, I don't crave the stuff in the least bit, and only touch it if im out with friends and theres a whiskey in it. Even then, my drink of choice is beer so i can sip slow and just enjoy the night more.\n\nPoint is, if you have any sort of desire to do it, its definitely worth the quit. Not just for weight, but other health benefits, too.",
"Go for it! Make goals and work toward them.",
"Username checks out.",
"You are quite beautiful in both, but you look healthy in the second one. Proud of you for changing your habits and your lifestyle.\n That takes fortitude, that is something admirable.",
"There is a person in this photo, if you hadn't noticed ",
"Underneath every fatty is a hottie waiting to come out.\n\nNow I too must enter my cocoon to undergo metamorphosis and shed my fat-filled coil. ",
"You look great! Any tips on what you did to shed off the weight??",
"Sigh.. \\*unzips*",
"They don't even taste good. They're just addicting.",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a keg?",
"To be fair though, the more excess you have, the faster it will come off. The last few are always the hardest. Keep at it.",
"Your smile is creeping back",
"I assume the makeup and doing your eyebrows helped too.",
"And posting the girl's post history and calling her out as a craver of attention. Kind of a dick move in this case. ",
"It's nice to be recognized for the hard work you put into anything. Academics, career, hobby, whatever. She literally worked her ass off for 13 months to change herself into something she likes better, and is asking for a little recognition. She didn't take a shortcut like liposuction or just stay depressed and in shitty shape. She put actual work and effort into it, which more fat fuck Americans should be doing. ",
"There’s a sixpack under my onepack.",
"It certainly is a market that encourages people to purchase its products by taking advantage of insecurity. But if a girl wants to rock makeup or not, I say Good on em.",
"Karma works in mysterious ways",
"you know she is sharing her success and it motivates the rest of us... your choice to be a dick.",
"You're actually fuckable now.",
"I love the fact that it lifts your cheeks and makes you smile - showing your inner happiness all the time now!",
"Try downloading an app like MyFitnessPal or Lifesum, even if it’s just for a day or two, and track *everything* you eat. They’re great at telling you if you’re eating too much, too little, and of what. They’ll even give you suggestions for what foods you can get to make up your nutritional deficits, and what you can cut out, too.\n\nAs for grocery shopping, go for chicken breasts and other lean meats and fish when they’re on sale, brown rice, and lots of veggies. It may feel like more work initially, but once you get used to planning your meals for the week in advance, things get way easier. Best of luck!",
"So what's wrong with sometimes giving people exactly what they feel they need? If you kept scrolling you'll see she's posted to/ r/suicidewatch If a little attention and validation let's her know that she matters, is not alone, is not abnormal, etc, then we shouldn't withhold that from her. ",
"what about the first sentence lol",
"I literally just talked to a dietician yesterday cause I'm in a similar boat. 210, should be around 190. I don't drink coffee or soda or anything like that, just water. I was told carbs are actually fine and needed (I'd been trying to do 50-100g carbs a day and mostly protein and fat), your brain needs 130g of carbs just to funsction properly. There is of course a difference between sugar and whole wheat, but carbs themselves aren't inherently bad like I thought.\n\nApparently you want a minimum of 45% carbs, around 20% protein and 35% fat in your diet. Higher carb % and lower fat percentage is better, but everyone is a little different so you can get away with that. That means I'm now consuming 280g of carbs a day, which means I can eat bread again!\n\nI guess the point I'm trying to make is, don't hate on carbs, just try to stay away from sugar.",
"It's not our fault sugar and beer are fucking delicious. ",
"There are exercises you can do to lose that double chin",
"starving yourself is the worst way to lose weight. \n\ncount calories and keep on a deficit. but you need vitamins/minerals/protein/etc to keep healthy",
"Did you say multi-meme drifting???\n\n🎼🎺DEJA VU🎷🎹 digadiga diddle dee, digadiga diddle dee, DE DU DUN DUM!🎶",
"Don’t forget about tanning countless hours. \n",
"Not sure what you're talking about with the fat retension part, but the end was pretty much my response above summed up. People take this \"dieting\" crap as a \"I'm gonna stop eating twinkies to lose some weight and then eat twinkies again when I do\" type of thing. It has to be a consistent, day to day, lifestyle change, not just a short term trial to reach a certain weight and then proceed to being just as unhealthy as you were before.\n\nMy good friend Justice went through this. When we were in middle school, he was all hyped about getting muscles and blah blah blah, come high school and he's super fat, pushing 250 lbs by our sophmore/junior year. He changed his ways and dropped it all back to how he was before, and hasn't looked back since.",
"What about 11zies?",
"I actually look better getting more weight on my face. My jaw is massive compared tot he rest of my head and it looked in-porportional until I gained some weight.",
"Wow gorgeous ",
"Crazy what a little bit of weight can do to skin tone",
"That eyebrow game is strong too!",
"20lbs isn't much. In fact, it'd be better to just work out and slightly diet. Lose ten pounds through dieting, and turn 10lbs of that fat into muscle. ",
"as you get older you do look better with some flesh in your face\n\n",
"Doctors actually love it\n\n\"Please lose weight.\" - literally all the doctors",
"If it's any consolation, the last few pounds are always the hardest. There's some scientific reason for that, but yeah. ",
"Angle is slightly different ",
"This is just why I don't get the \"curvy\" movement we've seen - it isn't being shallow or mean by stating that human beings just look 100000% more attractive when they don't have fat cascading around their face and body. Yet time after time, outrage from heavier-set folks is seen about the focus of media on being in shape. ",
"Clicked the after at work. Saw it start moving and was like, \"OH SHIT DON'T DO THE THING!!\"",
"This is 100% on point. The sub is named /r/pics for fuck's sake, basic pictures of a paper with some text or a puppy who will never give a shit that their picture got karma routinely get tens of thousands of upvotes.\n\nWith the weight loss posts, we are given the opportunity to not only boost the confidence of someone changing their life for the better, but also inspire others who might need the change in lifestyle too. Posts like these helped me on my own weight loss journey. I'm sure they help others too, but some people just choose to be bitter and salty about it instead of just ignoring it if they don't like it. Like Jesus, you can always unsub. Given that mods receive backlash from progress pics here daily, if they were ever gonna ban them they'd have already done it.",
"I really should invest the time into growing a beard too, but I think I'd look goofy with one. I'm in the healthy weight range for my height and I still have a shit jawline. If only I didn't look 17 in my mid-20s growing a beard might be an option.",
"Oh snap grrl, you be lookin de*fine*d. \n\nCongratulations on your efforts paying off. Keep up the good work!",
"You need to look closer on the none-funny pics of males then. The comment section is even creepier.",
"but what's underneath the six pack? My guess is aliens",
"Why have a six pack when you could have a keg?",
"Good for you! I can't for the love of God aquire the taste for fizzy water. I just don't like it. But I don't drink much soda doesn't mean I don't love soda tho. But I do love water so that is good and coffee but no sugar I'll drink it black. ",
"It's wild that your lips went from a natural almost frown to a natural almost smile",
"Your nose thinning out is the strangest part! It happened to me when I lost 60 lbs as a teenager. Fat really does live everywhere",
"Losing 70 lbs. changed the color of your skin from pasty white to somewhat tanned. ",
"Nice beaver!\n\nThanks, I just got it stuffed.",
"So losing weight gives you makeup?",
"Whatever she saw on the after pic made her eyebrows raise like the rocks!",
"Is it just the lighting of the room or did you get a tan since then? Because though you don't look dark skinned in either, the one on the right sure looks a lot more tan than the one on the left. ",
"Did you get your lips done?",
"It’s not anabolic steroids that cause the gut. It’s the combination of Growth Hormone and insulin. Those two things combine together to produce Insulin-like Growth Factor or IGF. IGF is what tells your cells to divide to create new ones. This is great for body building because once your cells are at max size from anabolic steroid use you need new cells to grow. The problem is IGF tells ALL cells in the body to divide, not just the muscle cells. And there are a ton of IGF receptors in the intestines, this causes your intestines to grow to incredible size.\n\nNormally even body builders taking GH don’t have that huge gut, but the ones who inject insulin as well WILL have this growth. GH wasn’t used at all until the ‘80s and didn’t become popular until the late 90s that’s why the gut isn’t seen in guys from the preGH days.\n\nNormally (diabetes really complicates this so assume a healthy person) your body releases insulin in response to sugar and it’s pretty even so your natural GH or even exogenous GH injections don’t have much insulin around to make IGF, its the limiting factor. But adding huge amounts of insulin is very easy and cheap to do, remove that limiting factor and BAM all cells are dividing and the intestine cells especially are.\n\nNow you have the classic body builder gut! Congrats it’s not ever gonna go away.",
"I lost 60 lbs. My beer belly is now a small pouch but my face is still chubby.",
"You got darker? ",
"Hot chick loading...",
"It almost looks like you got a facelift, even. Your cheeks, and especially around your lips and your chin have all perked up dramatically. You look 10 years younger, and most importantly healthier, fantastic job! ",
"You look like Lana del Rey! ",
"U wan sum fuk?",
"We should probably just shut down Reddit... way too much stuff. I think we've covered everything already ",
"Same. Even when I was slightly underweight it was still shit. ",
"Dude.\nI went from 280 pounds and am now down to 195 (goal is 187, dream is 171). \n\nIt's not easy. It's not hard either. It just takes time.",
"But we can go deeper! ENHANCE! ",
"Did someone say cake?",
"Yeah I drink Polar or LaCroix almost exclusively now. ",
"Can't spell flabs without abs! ",
"I uhh..... I too have a nagging debt with the cartel.....",
"Those last 10 pounds are where you'll really start to get treated differently.",
"Just think of it this way, this post alone will line you up for karma nirvana in /r/creepyPMs ",
"She’s wearing makeup in the pic in the left, too.\n\nAnd you can’t highlight a jawline into existence.",
"calorie counting has done wonders for me. just logged everything into myfitness pal (and overestimate if you aren't sure on the portion) and I lost 50 pounds. I'd lose some weight with other diets calories made it easiest for me, and I haven't had to worry about gaining it back because I still count calories just with a higher goal for each day.",
"Or just, you know, calorie count and stick to being under TDEE.",
"Thought you were a different person, then I read the caption, well done! ",
"Yeah my friend lost about 50 pounds in college just by counting calories. Didn't change the type of food he ate at all, just the amount.",
"Damn girl. 🔥 congrats on the face",
"By far the biggest reason to lose weight (aesthetically)",
"So what you're saying is, there's a six pack under every belly is bullshit. ",
"260 and should be 180. Granted I am 6'2 and I don't even look overweight but still....I have weights 10 feet away from me but...aw fuck it....vodka time...",
"Yeah, yeah I know. It’s still a super posed photo for a comparison purpose, not a picture that makes me feel anything you know? I like photography, so I guess I would like for this subreddit to show off amazing pictures, not progress pics, sorry!",
"Wow. Beautiful.",
"When I see posts like these, they're just looking for attention.",
"Agreed. I lost 30 in a about 2 months by slashing my calorie intake by half and expending 50% more calories. Lowering portions, eating less fried, less soda, more water and more walking/running. ",
"So mozzarella sticks for dinner again?",
"Ohhh kill em",
"Beautiful in both pictures, but in the second one you are absolutely 100% stunning. Congratulations. I lost about a hundred pounds in the past couple of years and I think where I appreciate the most believe it or not, is in my face. It makes a huge difference",
"I dunno, if the girl at current weight had old eyebrows, old makeup, old lighting, I reckon she'd look more than 10% less attractive.",
"I mean he's not wrong. ",
"Looks great, but go back to the old eyebrows. Or maybe I'm crazy in hating them being shaped like that.",
"I most impressed with those stabby eyebrows. Good job",
"There’s a six pack underneath this case.",
"What an attention whore.. look at her post history ",
"People who appreciate refined flavor, that's who. ",
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?",
"Holy shit you’re beautiful ",
"Here are few in her profile.",
"nsfw... also congratulations, but warn a redditor :)",
"I’ve been doing a low carb diet along with my workout routines for a little over two months now, I started at 191 and I’m down to 164 as of today. That shit works really well, I would look into it if I were you. It might seem hard at first but you’d be surprised how much food you can modify to fit it into your diet",
"You look great! It's amazing how our faces change with weight changes.",
"Does it cause the point of a person's nose to change?\n\nThese two pictures seem similar but some of the changes in features are a little too drastic I think.",
"If you find yourself snacking throughout the day buy raisins, craisins, baby carrots, etc so you dont snack on empty calories like chips. It all adds up.",
"> Unfortunately my Dr wouldn't allow me to just get a humongous dong implant so I could see it again so losing weight it is.\n\nMy insurance denied my \"Dong Replacement Surgery\", too. ",
"I hear ya. I'm waiting for takeout fried chicken. Later I'm going to a party where I already paid for all you can eat pizza and beer.",
"I'm fascinated by how it went from a fishmouth/pouty mouth to something more pleased looking.\n\nSure, OP could have been smiling more in the second picture, but the focus is less on the fat cheeks, and more on the actually nice lips. And this is coming from a straight woman usually giving no damn about lips",
"omg",
"/r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg",
"Suicidal and attention desperate - find real validation from people who actually matter to you. This behavior isn’t going to help you in the long run.",
"No I understand. I've seen it said before and it's not weird. She doesn't look like an elf. lol.",
"Good job! I went keto and dropped from 195 to 145 in about 6 months. Dick gains are real.",
"Aren't we all just thirstybois deep down inside?",
"Fuck, if losing weight will bring color to my pasty ass face them im down!\n\nCongrats on the weight loss btw.",
"Possibly makeup. ",
"Getting Skinner got rid of your mole...?",
"Seltzer was a godsend for me. I used to hate it, but once I got used to it I started to prefer it over straight water, or any kind of soda. Soda tastes disgusting now. I lost almost 30 pounds over about a year and a half, just by eliminating soda and sweets (donuts, cookies, etc.).",
"How much did you lose on the rest of your body? /s",
"/r/karmacourt",
"It made you tan!",
"Do your leaves hurt when they come in in the spring? I assume that you must be some species of tree, based on how much fucking shade you're throwing right now. ",
"whoa.",
"Jesus Christ. Those grossly overweight women might actually be gorgeous underneath..",
"What I hate about every \"after\" picture, every woman is suddenly wearing heavy makeup and looks more polished, skin is always darker. What I like about this after photo is that this is obviously real, and her brows look manicured. Having no stringy hair in front of her ear, or a mole on the cheek helps the entire look more \"polished!\" Also since she's older in the 2nd photo and we are also seeing more maturity in her face structure. ",
"Yeah that app doesn’t help me. And yes I do need to eat less carbs. ",
"You are looking great! I'll bet you have more confidence as well. Good on you!",
"Heh, I'm an old man now, I don't really care to lose more than I have. \n\nIn order to drop the double-chin, I literally need to have washboard abs...and that's too much of a lifestyle to maintain...only my wife sees me without my shirt and she could care less if I had a six-pack.\n\nJust one of those annoying things about getting old! I'm not overweight, it's just one of those areas where my body refuses to give up fat!",
"F",
">The above pic is likely interesting to SOME\n\nThis kid doesn't get that he's in the minority because tens of thousands have upvoted this post. If people actually agreed with him, it would not be on the frontpage and would have been downvoted to death from the beginning.",
"I think^you^look^pretty^cute^either^way... But congratulations on the achievement!",
"I’ve been underweight and athletic my whole life (not exactly ripped though) and never had a strong jawline. Neither did my dad or grandfather. I inherited their weak jawline genes but not their good hair genes—I just *had* to inherit the MPB gene from my mom’s side. Ugh. \n\nBoth my parents were pretty attractive when they were younger, and yet I got the genes for the ugliest parts. ",
"interesting.\n\ndo you know what's the difference between a typical \"beer belly\" and the \"overall fat person\" body? some people seem to become fat everywhere (even the fingers), while others just carry around this massive belly?",
"Definitely! I've noticed my own mouth/lips are downturned at the corners since gaining weight, just like hers. So this must be the reason. \n\nI've lost about 25lbs so far but then got pregnant lol! So that's on hold for another couple months.",
"It’s a lot harder to lose less weight when you have less to lose. If you have like 70lbs to lose, the first 10 or 20 are gonna come faster than somebody who only needs to drop 5lbs to show their abs. I lost 50lbs this last year, but the last 10lbs took me almost four months. But I also think to lose the first 10lbs is the hardest to lose in terms of it being a more mental challenge for you. ",
"Whoa so you have a six pack covering your six pack?",
"I pack an easy salad for lunch every day. It takes like 2 minutes to put together:\n\n-container full of salad mix\n-two handfuls of grape tomatoes\n-half a block of tempeh (cut into small chunks)\n-2 or 3 tbsp of a healthy salad dressing (been doing a lot of a turmeric almond dressing lately)\n\nAnd my breakfast is usually just 2 tbsp of natural peanut butter.\n\nI'll have a snack of fruit or low sugar oatmeal, and then have a dinner at night.",
"Thank you for actually answering my question",
"Good job, Girl!! Beautiful!!",
"You've never bought drugs in your life, have you?",
"Either one looks nice ",
"Some people that do this are already happy. You’re the one that seems upset. \n\nI hope you feel better soon! :)",
"Losing weight changed your face's color and tone, the thickness of your eyelashes, the definition of your eyebrows, and the ambient lighting?",
"Do you often just read through people's post history to find stuff like this out?\n\nNot being a dick, just genuinely curious because I see this happen often in our wonderful world of reddit.",
"I pack an easy salad for lunch every day. It takes like 2 minutes to put together:\n\n-container full of salad mix\n-two handfuls of grape tomatoes\n-half a block of tempeh (cut into small chunks)\n-2 or 3 tbsp of a healthy salad dressing (been doing a lot of a turmeric almond dressing lately)\n\nAnd my breakfast is usually just 2 tbsp of natural peanut butter.\n\nI'll have a snack of fruit or low sugar oatmeal, and then have a dinner at night.",
"Loo k what it did to your eyebrows",
"You love your children, that's your one redeeming feature. That and your cheekbones.",
"> and Makeup and better lighting\n\nThis means *in addition* to the weight loss mentioned in the title",
"Clickbait. It just made you hotter. ",
"Wow it made you look prettier",
"Just out of curiosity: what did you think would happen? \n\nWay to lose!",
"I got from 200 to 175 in 2.5 months.\n\nI just replaced breakfast and lunch with unlimited coffee. And then eat whatever the fuck I want for dinner because with only one meal per day it was impossible to overeat no matter what.",
"I... I like your nose. Nice shape to it. ",
"Gotcha! ",
"Guys, I clicked to confirm. It’s legit.",
"That jawline... :O",
"It put make up on it?👀",
"Those are a nice couple of pixels there.",
"Obligatory \"Amy Schumer is terrible as a comedian and a person.\"",
"Or maybe you can just unsubscribe.",
"Personally, I'm happy you're able to share your shitty opinion or whatever, but ultimately you look like an asshole. You should subscribe to 4chan instead.",
"The number of people who won't even do that and remain overweight or obese is insane. Congrats because thats one more person who proves that healthier choices lead to healthier outcomes. ",
"Every six pack should be insulated. \n*edit* As I scroll down I see everyone else made a similar joke. Fuck my right in my originality.",
"jesus christ that after gif\n\nidk if that sounds creepy coming from a random 17yo dude online but jesus christ",
"Possibly, but Agentreddit still answered your question. ",
"She’s wearing makeup in the right pic, too, ya dunce. \n\nBut HYUK great joke HYUK",
"DSLs now",
"Did he go over the bar on a swingset?",
"> Unfortunately, a lot of people crave attention or validation about their appearance\n\nAnd? What does that even matter? How does that even affect you? Who cares if \"white knights and thirsty guys\" post? \n\nThis part of your post screams projecting your own insecurities. Are you just a thirsty guy that can't stand looking at a girl without reminding yourself you're lonely and pathetic? You're probably not, but I just don't get what OP's presumed intent even matters.\n\n> but ultimately I don’t care\n\nThere's a pretty good chance that many other people ultimately don't care about pics that you would enjoy posted here too. This is why the whining about \"what /r/pics should be about\" is stupid. It's subjective. Entirely subjective. In my opinion, curating content for such a generalized sub does nothing but hurt it. I want a variety that spans several niches rather than categorized, broken down content because you can't handle a pic.",
"And eyebrow tweezing, and eyelashes, and better makeup.",
"/r/brogress too. ",
"I mean good for you and everything, but... Ew.",
"I kno dat feel OP: I've had two drastic weight losses in my life. \n\nOne when I was 17 from Lyme Disease (225 - 160, 65lbs) and again when I was 24/25 from quitting alcohol (290 - 190, 100lbs) \n\nProud of ya! ",
"Nice progress",
"It fixed your resting b-face!",
"Oh no i didnt see that",
"your face lost so much brightness",
"So much potential energy!",
"Not everyone. Some people have 4 (like Arnold) and some have 8. ",
"Fascinating *with Spock's voice*",
"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? She knows about them, doesn't she?",
"I honestly like the soft look better.",
"the mole disappeared",
"There’s a sixpack hiding under my chin",
"Why do people always make the before picture with “Cool” color temperature and the after one with a“Warm” color temperature?",
"What looks different about the nose to you?",
"Goddamn. ",
"Wow! Losing weight changed your makeup and skin tone!",
"Roll Tide! ",
"TIL losing weight makes you browner. ",
"Marry me?",
"Excuse me: it’s more difficult to lose weight if you’re eating garbage out every day. And you can change your weight that way, but your road to good cholesterol and muscle gain will be more difficult.",
"Cool thanks for the downvote, as someone losing the last of some mild weight gain I didn't have the same results.",
"Do tell!",
"There's a guy I know through work, not a friend but a friendly acquaintance. He's significantly overweight but has a cute face and I know he's sitting on a mountain of undiscovered hotness. I will never be close enough to him to even hint at \"You could seriously go from like a 4 to an 8\" and it almost pains me. I'm not even trying to hate on him being overweight, but he could be smokin' and probably has no idea.",
"Does this work for women, too? Can I make sex with 6 men and show the tortoise who is boss? ",
"It made you put on more makeup?",
"That's awesome, you look great, we'd all appreciate a picture from the front angle 👌",
"It gave you a tan?\n\nNah I'm jk, you're looking really good! Well done.",
"Even your makeup game improved considerably!",
"Mine is under a layer of cold resistance protection just to make sure it's kept totally safe",
"There's always a more specific subreddit for almost any post.",
"Nah, I'm fat and my lips are kind of masked by my fat cheeks when you look at me from the side. The actual size of her lips were masked by her cheeks.",
"It's easier to lose 80 pounds when you're 120 overweight than to lose 20 pounds when you're 20 overweight.",
"How's that new door the weightloss installed too. Looks like hardwood, thats a top shelf door. \n\nThe 70lbs probably did it as a \"here's a door you can fit thru now, congrats\"",
"Its 5 years i want to lose 10kg but when i see food...😣",
"I'd say what's typical is the US is once a week. It doesn't seem excessive to me but I could see how it might seem like a lot to others. ",
"Sugar cant be converted into fat, either it is stored in the liver or your body burns it as energy.",
"Yep. I was 6 foot and 140 lbs (I know super skinny) had a horrible double chin. I'm 165 and in shape now still horrible double chin. Luckily the men in my family can grow amazing beards. Keep it trimmed and shapped and half my face is a mystery. ",
"Poo on a 6 pack...I have a whole keg =)",
"Gal Gadot over here",
"Dude. My jawline was amazing after losing 40 pounds. I didn't think I could look that good. ",
"You were cute before but now you’re straight up Gal Gadot ",
"Just because something has a relevant subreddit doesn't mean it doesn't belong here. It means it belongs in both places. That's like saying /r/gaming should ban Destiny content because there's a Destiny subreddit.\n\nI mean you might as well just shut down /r/pics at that point, or maybe you can do your part for your own well-being and unsubscribe while the rest of us continue to enjoy the things here we find enjoyable, and otherwise ignore or downvote the things we don't, which is the point of the site.",
"Yup. Its not *that* you are eating differently that will cause you to lose weight, its that you are eating less calories. You could eat fast food every day and lose weight, but you'd be making it pretty hard on yourself as you'd likely be hungry compared to eating healthier options that fill you up more with less calories. ",
"Wow, the hard work really shows!",
"Why is it that the ‘fat’ picture’s skin is always pale, while the ‘skinny’ picture is alway tanned?\nI DEMAND same skin tone for a true scientific comparisons!",
"top lip looks injected",
"Um no, I was looking for progress pics... I am very into being healthy ",
"Now add a little smile and bam! Perfection!",
"Went from 287 to 225. Still look the same. RIP",
"What'd you drink, 5 liters of soda per day? Soda doesn't have that many calories and the sugar in it isn't going to be reason people get fat unless they drink some ungodly amount. Not exercising + high amount of carb food is the main reason people get fat. ",
"It gave you a tan too.",
"Lots of reddit sleuths out there exposing the true villains of the world. ",
"To much makup.\n\nAnyway good on you 70 lbs that is a major life change.",
"HAHAHAHA you’re a monster",
"I think u were always beautiful 😍",
"Little bit of column A, little bit of column B",
"And it seems like it also made your makeup better!",
"show bobs",
"That's what I meant. ",
"Not me, I have a pony keg.",
"fuck sake where is that fucking bot when you need it ... \n70 lbs",
"Damn wish losing weight would make me gorgeous but I'm already skinny so there's really nowhere to go from here lol ",
"i mean not like a christmas elf ... but rather a lot like an lotr elf. \n",
"You chase with water?",
"We did it Redddit!",
"Is it possible to learn this power?",
"Her history caught me off guard",
"The human body has really strange ways to store stuff, sinuses all over your face and freaking fat in your nose",
"Wait you lost 70 pounds and somehow it made you tan?",
"Wow good for you. Such a difference. ",
"hahahaha classic. my guess is shes just an 18 year old that lied about going to grad school to either seem smart or be all \"*omg look at me all stressed and smart*\" ",
">I'll bet you have more confidence as well.\n\nDouble edged sword though. Looks like she takes her hair/makeup/tanning a lot more seriously now. This may have changed her personality for the worse.",
"i keep my 6 pk behind my two liter",
"Get it, girl! You look amazing !",
"With the current trend for making R-rated version of traditionally teen focused movies, I think the world is ready for a gritty Santa reboot, where Santa is a dictator running a network of sweat shop.",
"Omg!!!! Great job!!!! 70 pounds is no easy feat. I gained 80 in 2 years and I’m trying to shed it off gradually. This is really inspirational. Thank you for posting. ",
"OP, re: your submission history, remember that your internal self is just as beautiful — if not more beautiful — than your external self. I’m glad you’re feeling better. Just remember to love yourself.",
"Haha well i wish it was all muscle, but I can safely say it is majority muscle. Looking forward to hitting 210 lbs then cutting :) thank you",
"whoosh",
"I have a 3 pack, 1 each for beer, margaritas and pizza. good enough for me. ",
"And makeup. Makeup also did that to your face. And tanning, if that’s just all just foundation.",
"The face change is always amazing. I've just dropped six pounds of regain and no more double chin. ",
"What I find interesting is that it even changed the structure of your nose. Wow. Congrats and all the best, true inspiration. ",
"It made you less fat!",
"She is fine af. GG dude",
"Beautiful before and after!! Congrats on losing those lbs!",
"Those are some nice bones ya' got there, congrats!",
"It took my husband two months on keto to lose 20 pounds. It’s definitely a fast option! ",
"Damn, that’s I’m working towards, lost about 20lbs now. Good job losing all that weight though, you look great!",
"I need to stop fucking around and start taking my diet seriously. I know I can shave off a good 4-5 yrs, appearance wise, if I just got on the ball with my health and fitness. ",
"Wow! Makeup and good eyebrows to look forward to!",
"Wow, you face changed colour",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a whole barrel?",
"what kinda drinks. 5-10 drinks can easily be 2000 calories (if not more)... cut that out ( i know yeah right in college), and that's 1lb lost every 2 weeks.\n\nDo you drink juice? Juice is almost as bad as soda in terms of sugar and calories.",
"*karma",
"Look happier!",
"From hot to hot!",
"And added makeup",
"Wow you even got more tan! ",
"Missed being the first to say visceral by 25min, but I will add that visceral fat is I think considered to be the worst kind... so that’s fun",
"Nice, I'm healthy weight (muscular build, 70kg, 1.75 m) and my face is fat af. I want to get a thinner face but not a thinner body :(",
"Stay at it friend I lost a total of 90 lbs and the last bit is the hardest but the end is so worth it. You can do it!",
"It looks like your face only lost a 3 or 4 lbs...",
"Looking like Mila Kunis. ",
"Just bring it to him subtle maybe he likes you and it secretly motivates him",
"Intermittent fasting 👍 ",
"Actually it is an 8 pack. The rectus abdominis has 8 distinct muscle bellies.",
"> \"Congrats it’s not ever gonna go away.\"\n\nkekd\n\nit's funny how current bodybuilders look like absolute shit compared to the old school bodybuilders like Arnold",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a full keg!",
"not really. there are abs under every belly, but getting definition is a different story",
"You could have stated your opinion without taking a shot at OP, kind of a douchey thing to do. /r/pics is a very general category, that means if it's a picture, it fits in this sub. If you don't like it take your complaints to the Mods or just don't click the post.",
"The implication is (as I understand it) a diet that you do for a while and then stop when you hit a target. That's dangerous and soooo many people rebound.\n\nIt's far more reliable to have an honest look at your life and stop doing one thing. For good. Like quitting smoking, you may quit going to McDonalds 3x a week, quit buying sweets, snacks or bread, or maybe quit buying readymeals in favor of more food preparation.\n\nIf you start chopping off individual \"sins\" that you commonly fall victim to, and if you eliminate them at the source (dont buy rather than buy and then try to not eat), you're setting up a long-term model that works for you, while still keeping 95% of your daily life routine in tact.",
"Are you in college? I don't think it's a US thing to eat out every night, I think it's a lot more typical for college students or just post-college people living with a bunch of other people to go out regularly. It's a lot more typical for older people/people living with just an SO, or those with families to make dinner at home. ",
"Just paint a sombrero on it. ",
"It made you tan?",
"> What I hate about every \"after\" picture, every woman is suddenly wearing heavy makeup and looks more polished, skin is always darker.\n\nThat is literally exactly what this photo shows.",
"No, not really. To be honest, I went through OPs post history to see if she mentioned which diet/workout routine she used to lose the weight - since I've lost 50 lbs in 6 months using a keto diet a year ago. Again, being honest, I saw OP had a post recently in /r/SuicideWatch which piqued my curiosity. I then noticed some posts in /r/GoneMild. I know there are some super super smart people out there that graduate high school and college early, but it just seems too crazy. Then adding in the /r/SuicideWatch post, and frequent posts about cryptocurrency, it makes me thing either this is a bamboozle or this girl is one very interesting person (grad school at 18, into crypto, looks great and happy about her weight loss, but still feels like she's worthless). So which is why I asked about OP being 18 and in grad school. Cheers",
"What about elevensies, lunchin, afternoon tea, dinner? Supper?!",
"My name is judge ",
"Would not bang before but would bang now. Good job",
"True as well, it’s definitely possible to lose weight by completely revamping your diet, I’ve tried that and it failed because I underestimated how much of a lifestyle change that can be. *Not* getting that second plate and things of the like helped me. \n\nAlso another true statement, cutting out soda, sweet teas and stuff like that will she’s the lbs but I NEVER expected to realize how much I was actually spending on it. At some restaurants a sweet tea is *2.99!*",
"And then Brunch! then Elevenses!",
"Prefer to stick with the entire keg myself, 6 packs are for wimps",
"*70 lbs and lots of makeup",
"This is dumb. ",
"I knew it! Under all that makeup there really is just more makeup!",
"Ayyy a chick who looked good then lost weight looks Good and has nsfw pics? Now I feel worse about my self.",
"Why? ",
"I noticed that too. Instagram before and after pictures have turned me into a skeptic and that missing freckle just screams shenans to me. Unless she’s just good at make up? ",
"I feel like the same would happen if I could stop drinking beer. But holy smokes do I love a few (or 6) cold delicious brews after a hard day of being a cave troll in my office at work. My 240 would probably fall to 190 in a few months. ",
"Congrats! I wish that I would have taken more before pictures it's a shame too because I didn't like having my picture taken in general so I don't have many pics to compare.",
"Honestly? Yeah. \n\nReading it again, I'm an idiot.",
"Wow. It gave ya acne..",
"You're clearly getting confused with what people mean with diet. Fad diets are bs. They aren't sustainable and they tend to be dramatic. They work for quick weight loss but aren't healthy.\n\nGoing on a healthy diet means eating the correct amount of food and getting the right nutrients. This leads to an undisputed increase in overall health but tends to be much slower to show results UNLESS you combine it with exercise.\n\nWe arent talking food pyramids. We arent saying you can't have saturated fat, you can't have dairy you can't have whatever. Frankly you can eat any food you so desire so long as you are getting a good balance of macros as well as vits and minerals.\n So basically we are all agreeing with you but you are attacking the word diet and confusing it with crash diets",
"If just 1 of the 50,000 people that see this click through her history, for some reason like seeing other progress pics, they could easily see an inconsistency.",
"So you're telling me if I lost 60 lbs I'd grow 2 inches on my dick?\n\nHm, weighing 120 lbs vs. having a now 3 inch dick. Worth it ",
"\"What losing 70 pounds and applying a heavy layer of makeup does to a face\" \nAlso being a lying motherfucker according to OPs history",
"Please. There isn’t a person on earth who doesn’t like affirmation.",
"Yeah it’s terrible. The judges are the problem for this. It used to be about being the “best looking” you could imagine. You had to have flow and symmetry, a body people would aspire to have. Now it’s about pure size and it sucks.",
"Fuck a six pack, party lasts longer with a keg. ",
"Straight facts, shit disappears if I look down the slightest, it’s a struggle ",
"What was the comment ",
"Redditors getting carried away again, they'll Tucker themselves out soon enough. Could be a gold train budding though, let's wait and see.",
"70 pounds is a lot, what is he big deal about this post ? Is she not supposed to look skinnier ?",
"Your lips are lifted!",
"Kendall Jenner is that you",
"To stop the sweets, use some ghirardelli chocolate squares, it’s enough but not over doing it. Also to cut down on food intake, brush your teeth after eating and tongue. Swish with Baking soda",
"It seems like she’s transforming in to Mila Kunis ",
"Wow, it changes way more than we think",
"I'd still hit the before pic.",
"You got hot ",
"Down",
"If you drink soda/eat a lot of sugar, just cutting that would do a bunch!\n\nA carb diet for a bit would probably shed that extra 20 pretty quick.\n\nEdit: Low carb* Just eat less than 20 net carbs a day. Net carbs are Carbs minus the fiber. Easy peasy.",
"She may have been in a dual enrollment program. I’m not sure what level grad school is, but you can earn your AA while in high school so at least the first two years.",
"Lost a mole on the cheek, gained a mole on the chin.",
"I really need to figure out how to get my figure out. I’m overweight and overwhelmed!",
"It's Mr Poopy Butthole to you buddy.",
"What about Tupac (Two Pack) :/",
"Dang, sorry to hear that :(. The healthy weight one can reach is based a lot on height and bone density. But a good way to gain weight is to eat healthy food, 5 “meals” a day, and go to the gym and lift weights if possible. ",
"> humongous dong implant\n\nToo bad your doc isn't a gay, well-hung Chinese man",
"You're correct. Both are possibilities, which is why I asked OP about it :)",
"I would only date the left side anyway. Under 135 lbs is #1 rule",
"I was 14 once too.",
"Mine is still in keg form.",
"Exactly, people that do this have sad lives. ",
"And makeup",
"👉😎👉 zoop",
"[Heres mine!](https://imgur.com/a/DgsJD) I lost 75 lbs. (pictures are in the wrong order obviously)\n\nI've always been fat my entire adult life so losing this weight has been an experience of me coming to know what my body really looks like underneath the padding. \n\nI like not being fat. I really, really like it but still it hasn't made me *like* my body. Like yes, I have a jaw line, but it's not exactly a good jaw line. Also, my shoulders are too wide and I have double hips. I also have loose skin and stretch mark scars which you seem to have avoided.\n\nThankfully, appearances were only a small part of my motivation to lose weight so coming out the other end and not liking my appearance doesn't really hurt too much or make me feel like falling back into old habits. \n\nRegardless, even if I don't like how I look now, it's inarguable that I certainly look *better*. ",
"Those eyebrows though. On point",
"I didn't even know our noses got fatter. Crazy.",
"This supports my theory that being fat doesn’t make you ugly it just makes it hard to determine attractiveness. Seems like the same thing but one must consider how we perceive attractiveness is based on ratios. A person who is fat isn’t seen as unattractive but rather the mechanism to judge attractiveness is muted by hiding distinctive lines. In essence, fat people aren’t necessarily seen as unattractive as their appearance is simply obfuscated.",
"You can get surgery or there are injections that can help :)",
"Did she work off her beauty spot too? ",
"Losing weight also made makeup magically appear too? Man I need to loose some weight ",
"But what did it do to your ass?",
"Expected different?",
"nice, losing 70lbs got you a new lamp",
"Even with 10 pounds I saw a difference on my face. I looked closely at each part but I couldn't see a difference like OP's pic, but on the whole my face looks slimmer. ",
"Can’t figure out what possibly could make her smile more?!",
"Jealous is jealous",
"Lololol",
"Michael!",
"I don't drink Juice or Coffee, and drink just thurs, fri, and sat, and not usually all three nights. I've been trying to substitute beer for shots and that's been a process but I'm starting to get there. Either way, I'm planning on quitting all alcohol when I graduate.",
"plot twist: it's your twin sister\n",
"So do women. Also, there's a video for that if you're brave. ;}",
"I wonder, do you still feel like you are carrying around those 70 pounds emotionally? I know I did when I lost weight. Good job and just remember no matter how you look on the outside it is what you feel on the inside that matters most.",
"Jealous is jealous",
"You regularly ate 3 meals a day. By changing how much you ate, you stretched it to 4 half meals throughout the day.\n\nThe way I work is I only eat 1 meal a day and maybe a snack. This is how I prefer it on the weekday. On the weekends I might have lunch, dinner, and snack. But on weekdays its just dinner, and maybe snack. So then what do you recommend for me? At most I would say my dinner is 1200-1600 calories consumed around 7pm but it doesnt seem like that is working. I don't wan't to spread my food out during the work day. ",
"You are beautiful :)",
"Amazing and motivational!!!! ",
"I am dying to know what my face actually looks like. I also wish I still had hair.",
"You guys are weird I just keep all my booze in the fridge so it's cold.",
"Chase water with alcohol",
"Did a nose job come with that weight loss? (I could be wrong: different lighting, different room)",
"That would require effort from the mods. Can't have that. ",
"TIL if I lose 70 pounds I'll have micro bladed eyebrows!!",
"I feel like I'm more motivated to lose weight when I care about about my appearance. Not the other way around. I just know I'd be able to pull off a lot of things to better effect. ",
"Here we go again...",
"There’s a million reasons, like OP might not know about it. Pics is for any pic, right? Then you can go more specific if that’s what you want. ",
"Does your face have a boyfriend? ",
"Made you tanner?",
"F",
"call me",
"I was just quoting Sailor J haha",
"This is so true after losing 90 pounds I can safely agree with you the habits are what continue to make your life healthier. To anyone reading this you can do it!",
"I upgraded mine with a barrel of beer.",
"Hard to stop being poor if you waste your money on fast food.",
"Damn!",
"...and this is why I've put off having surgery for so long. It always takes me a few weeks to get back into the habit of going to the gym, and having to take 3-4 weeks off is really bothering me. Still I have the surgery scheduled (yay being able to breathe!) but I'm DREADING having to drag myself back there...and the itch the first week of NEEDING to go to the gym and not being allowed is going to suck.\n\nRight on though! You just have to do it. If you wait to be in the mood that doesn't work. In fact, think of it as 'work' til your mind gets in the mode of wanting it. Especially with an addictive personality (which I think we both have), eventually you will want it and it won't be a chore. And even if it is, just effin do it. No decision, like you said.\n\nNot sure about the tortoises...but if it motivates you then yay?",
"You can definitely do it! \n\nI was at 235 and went down to 165 and I'm pretty dam lazy. \n\nDiet, cutting out soda and sugar and even slight exercise does absolute wonders. \n\nAt first is always sucks, man. Once it becomes routine its hard to quit!\n\n\n",
"I read through a user's history when I suspect they're a bot or a paid troll or something. Sometimes I accidentally learn sad, awful things about real people, unfortunately.",
"What did we do?",
"You very pretty. Good job",
"Yes that is the right answer (and also the answer I don't want to hear).",
"Her grad school post literally says \"I'm too young for it\". ",
"All I see is more makeup and a smile",
"Judging from your makeup and tan, they also seem to have improved your self-esteem and general positivity about your looks.\n\nCongratulations :)",
"No there is not",
"Damn. Nice work! ",
"can confirm. i've always been in to working out (powerlifter) but when i lost a bunch of weight (girlfriend broke up with me) i got a waistline and jawline/cheekbones that i never even thought i had. it was insane how much attention i was getting from chicks (and dudes!)",
"Yep.",
"Uh damn! Well done.",
"Can't forget about brunch and then dunch and 2nd dunch. ",
"yeah I feel like workout out again! I feel my pair of jeans are tighter and tighter every week...",
"Also hid the mole and put on a layer of makeup to show an even bigger difference",
"Under every overweight person is a slightly less overweight person trying to break out",
"Yep, it is an 8 pack. To further that, depending on the individuals genetics, the 8 muscle bellies of the rectus abdominis can show up with little extra work other than decreasing the fatty covering. Some people have better muscle definition with little to no extra work as compared to others. It will fall along a bell curve where high definition with little work and low definition with a lot of extra work being at each narrow end of the spectrum.",
"Still miserable lookin’.",
"Bekfast!",
"I believe that was a joke. ",
"Not for everyone. Me I'm in great shape now still have it, the only time I didn't was when I was over 10 lbs under weight and I still had a slight one. Most people in my family do regardless of what they do. It's genetic in some cases.",
"Keto? Only a sith deals in absolutes. You can still consume carbs, as long as you are mindful about the portions.",
"Wow what a transformation congratulations on the weight loss...",
"You’re beautiful ",
"#*STEALTH ABS* ",
"I'm always a six pack away of a six pack",
"made it pixelated? cool",
"Amazing well done you! ",
"It becomes increasingly easy to lose weight the heavier you get. Going from 100 pounds overweight to 90 pounds overweight is much easier than 10 to 0. ",
"They’re a lot thicker though and they have the same look that fake lips often have. I don’t doubt her losing weight would increase the size of her lips, but I think she’s had minor work done there.",
"Before and after an 18 year old graduates grad school ",
"Absolutely stunning transformation. Congratulations !!!!\n",
"Seems everybody agrees that she looks much better, so basically saying that (too much) fat is unattractive and when you get rid of the excess fat you’ll look better? \n\nSo isn’t that retroactively fat shaming? Not being a SJW just wondering why we can’t say that fat people are unattractive or less attractive but when that fat person has lost the weight we can say how much better they look. Seems hypocritical. \n\n",
"Crazy, its almost like being a healthy weight is more attractive. ",
"Been looking for a lot of attention lately? ",
"Usually just take shots bare. I'll occasionally do mix drinks but I prefer shots.",
"Yeah! ",
"A six pack a day keeps your six pack away?",
"Nothing good is happening to them either tho my friend!",
"Definitely. I lost 110 pounds a few years back. Previously I would constantly have a beard but now I stay clean shaven because I actually have a jawline and want to show it off :P",
"You turned that frown...upside down.",
"And you can now see your clavicle and shoulders. What a great achievement! You should be Damn proud of yourself!",
"I found it and almost killed myself...",
"I've lost 40 lbs in the past several months, it's not nearly as hard as you would think. I just barely had to tweak things a bit and the weight started melting off.",
"Then that is not \"going on a diet\", it's eating how you're supposed to in the first place. And that food pyramid joke was total sarcasm btw. The point is doctors and others who advocate for these \"lose [X amount] of pounds\" diets are stuck in the past, preaching redundant nonsense.",
"Eat less. It isn't hard. Literally all you have to do is choose to not do something.",
"And what about lunch?",
"Jeez how long does it take to walk 10 miles? ",
"So, you seem to know what you're talking about. I read:\n\n>IGF tells ALL cells in the body to divide\n\nand immediately think \"cancer\". So, realizing I could just not be lazy and google it, I'm going to ask you instead - is this combination correlated with increased cancer risk?",
"Umm... That's weight loss and make up...",
"False. They taste fucking delicious.",
"Name checks out",
"Clearly you've been in the gym working on your mental gymnastics to make a leap from my username to my appearance bud.",
"*And makeup ;)",
"Oof",
"Thank you for the explanation.\n",
"Beard plastic surgery?",
"Blink 182 fan?",
"Wow, you're so pretty now. Good work.",
"The title should not be \n\"*What losing 70 lbs did to my face :)*\" but \"*What putting 70 lbs of cosmetics did to my face :)*\"",
"Your comment just made me realize that fat people look sad because their fat pulls the sides of their mouth down. *Mind Blown.*",
"She's the one who posted it.",
"\"Every one should experience what it's like being able to see their abs once in a lifetime. It's pretty dope\"\n\nFixed that for you.",
"What..... ofcourse it changed your damn face! you took 70lbs of your fatass lol",
"You look great! Fantastic accomplishment!",
"Damn you hot",
"fake",
"You could just not eat for a week or two, fasting is not that hard.",
"You have a natural smile now and it's gorgeous.\nWell done",
"Regular Pam to On-coke Pam",
"How did you know I hide a six pack of beer in my belly? <_< Hax.",
"I didn’t know losing weight gets me a tan too",
"Not everything has to be ontopic on the internet :) however, the weight loss is a true achievement, while the makeup etc. is a fake one. It's kinda like in before/after ads, the before is looking sad, while the after is smiling. It's an unrelated change that's portrayed as part of the actual improvement. ",
"Sugar cant be converted into fat, either it is stored in the liver or your body burns it as energy. Oh and you're going to want to bring your protein intake down, the human body does not and never has needed large quantities of protein it will clog your arteries. You need to worry more about how much fiber you're eating rather than protein fiber is much more important.\n",
"Great job on the 70lbs. You should feel so proud of yourself 👍👍👍",
"I would love for people from high school to not recognize me so I don’t have to talk to them. Congrats to you though seriously! ",
"I think we should ban banning things!",
"Hopefully all the neckbeards accusing Alison Brie of plastic surgery realize how much a face can change with weight loss (and age). Thanks for sharing!",
"Of course, it's possible - there are lots of super smart and super gifted people out there! That's why I asked OP about it",
"Your face is not fatter than any other part of your body. If you have excess fat there, you have excess fat on other parts of your body as well. Otherwise, you don't have excess fat on your face either. \n\nSimilarly, you can't precision burn fat from just one body part. \n\nHope this perhaps relieves you of the warped self-image you might have! (That's a real thing!) \n\nGood luck! ",
"Mr. Brown actually. ",
"To be fair she is wearing make up in the first photo too. It’s just a different style. ",
"How'd ya do it?",
"Resemblance to Gal Gadot(Wonder Woman)",
"The rectus abdominis has 8 distinct muscle bellies.",
"At the same time, it's worth noting that the human body tries *really hard* to make sure those important vulnerable bits are hidden behind at least a small amount of protective fat... so don't torture yourself trying to emulate the people who are either photoshopped, have lucky genes, or do it for a living.",
"Congratulations on your hard work! That’s an amazing accomplishment!",
"Nah. They less you eat of really sugary food items, the more you see just how sweet they are.\n\nI used to do two glasses of soda with dinner. I can barely drink 4 oz at a time of it now.",
"It put fake tan on you, did your eyebrows and lashes and tied your hair back?",
"It improved your eyebrows and helped you tan?",
"The original insulated can holder. ",
"It really did wonders for your eyebrows ",
"Holy shit, now go visit those who made fun of you ;-)",
"College drinking culture is wild whenever I count calories I have to factor in drinking on the weekends or else I'm doomed",
"I lost 90lbs and I didn't look any different. It makes me cri ",
"No more beautiful or less beautiful just slimmer. ",
"Cocaine is a helluva drug...",
"20lbs isn't enough. You gotta go XTREMEEEEEEE and lose 70.",
"That is only side profile, let's see actual result.",
"I prefer diet pepsi to diet coke, but coke zero beats either of them.",
"Great job! Watching my face get skinnier was the motivation I needed to keep going. I'm a dude. Went from 300 to 240. The face was the first place I saw results. You have hot lips, btw. ",
"r/fatlogic. Basically outlines what people do wrong to convince themselves to stay fat. ",
"Hmmmmmm",
"And lighting",
"free user vs paying users.",
"You became a model?",
"Nah, they still have a 6 pack (or 8 or whatever people want to call them). It's just that the muscle is so underdeveloped that it's still not possible to see, even at a low bodyfat. It might not be possible to see until the individual is at a dangerous/deadly low level of fat, in which case the only option is to build muscle. But the 6 pack is still under their belly fat in that case.\n\nLook up any anatomy chart of the abdominal muscles. That's what everyone has below their fat.",
"And a keg above that",
"was waiting for this to happen",
"Also what does your diet consist of? After college, instantly lost weight just by the sheer decrease in Chik-fil-A/Chipotle intake. Then started having small breakfasts and skipping lunch. Instantly shed weight.",
"> Or, you know, they do notice who you are and just walk right by you. \n\nWhy so serious?",
"Congratulations! You're beautiful!\n\nI experienced the same thing with weight loss. It takes some time getting used to in the mirror.",
"/r/numbertwoprotips",
"Amazing work, I would pretend to be interested in your opinions OP.",
"you lost your resting bitch face",
"I personally prefer the first picture but you do you! Looking good either way and it takes dedication to get where you are. Nice job!",
"So true. I drank 2 cans of soda a day, and in the last three weeks have reduced it to zero and drank nothing but water, the difference is quite huge considering I still eat unhealthy and do not work out.",
"> What losing 70 lbs did ~~to~~ for my face :) \n\nFTFY",
"Assuming 10 lbs of that was water weight at first, that's a 4100 kcal/day deficit.\n\nThat's like completely starving yourself and running 15 miles a day.",
"When I was fat starting off: 3 sets of 3 hours long walks. \n\nWhen I was able to run it: 1 set of a 2 to 3 hour long run.",
"I’m glad some people think this. I haven’t posted a ton, but I feel like when I don’t know where a specific picture should go I just post it on r/pics",
"This. I do mini shots of Coca-Cola. That’s about all I can take.",
"I lost 40 pounds and shaved my beard after to see the difference in my jawline. Damn, that felt nice.",
"Gooble gobble gooble gobble\n\nOne of us.",
">Pepsi with some spicy Chinese food.\n\nIs this a obsure h3h3 reference?",
"I too keep my six pack under a six pack.",
"...How you doin...",
"I always say \"I have James Bond abs. They're just undercover.\"",
"I dunno, every time somebody from my highschool walks by without talking to me I thank god. I'm not a particularly religious man but I consider it to be a small miracle.",
"There's a red under every bed..",
"Most people consider me skinny but I just naturally have a fat face/chin. I hate it. ",
"Uhmmmm that’s called makeup honey",
"Come on the choosing not to smile vs the second is silly...\n\nObviously no one likes their before but if you're trying to show how it affects your face you should be using identical expressions (even if you have to fake it).",
"such is life",
"Thanks, growing a beard also helps. ",
"You're not wrong, but it's easy to let that spiral out of control and for some people \"cold turkey\" works better.",
"And now that someone brings it up, where did the guy that first used \"lbs.\" get off? It'd make sense if the whole word was \"loubs.\"\n\nIf it's libras, it can be \"lbs.\", but I say if it's pounds, let it be \"pds.\" Amirite?",
"It’s tricky territory, I agree, but the negative stimulus is more damaging than the inverse positive-especially when it is on the person’s own terms. It’s alright to congratulate someone on losing weight because it’s a goal they accomplished, whereas fat shaming is just hating on someone for being fat.",
"Number one? \n \nedit: no swoosh, I got reference",
"Y'all are weird about germs man. Just wipe it off with a wet wipes when you're done. It takes me a while to take a shit especially my morning motions, I hold my shit in the morning until I get to work cuz the boss makes a dollar and I make a dime so I shit on company time. I take my phone in and read Reddit or play world of warships blitz(fucking fantastic mobile game btw) because it takes me 20-30 minutes to poop, I'm older and I think as you get older you take more time to poop and you stop worrying so much about germs.",
"just put in that effort and dedication and boom",
"Wait, you think she's not wearing makeup in the fat pic? LOl",
"REKT ",
"her eyebrows look amazing after the weight lose!",
"Agreed",
"It made you put on makeup?",
"True, but a bottle of soda is like 200 kcal. Kicking a soda/day habit goes a long way to making a calorie deficit.",
"Everyday?",
"I like both.",
"/r/fatpeoplehate\n\noh wait /s",
"I'm right there with you. I'm fairly skinny now but my face will always be a \"before photo.\"",
"You think her fat pic doesn't have makeup? Lol",
"You laugh but i just had lipo last month. I wasn’t fat but i have a friend who is a plastic surgeon so i did it. Only took out 1300cc(just over a quart). I now have a visible 6 pack. So its true, there really is a 6 pack under there",
"You went from NOPE to DOiiiiNG! ",
"Yeah, my six pack is ore like inside my belly. Every weekend. ",
"But it's my only hope.",
"How did you do it? What sort of plan?",
"I'm sitting in the waiting room at the OBGYN waiting for my wife to come out and if you've never had an uncomfortable stifled laugh. Consider your self lucky.",
"I just realized I need to lose 70 lbs.",
"It added more make up to your face?",
"But what about the hands? ",
"Usually don't eat breakfast, always have a salad at lunch, but I also eat a lot at lunch, decent amount of carbs. Dinner changes all the time cause of my schedule. Don't always eat it.",
"I guess I’m just thinking about my own definition of a picture. While it is a general term, I thought a subreddit like r/pics should be of noteworthy pictures. A bald eagle catching a pray mid-air in a photo where you can see it’s harsh environment. A picture of a mother carrying her child in Syria. Could even be the face a famous player makes after marking the winning goal. Pictures with emotions. But, hey, at the end of the day it’s my own opinion, and I generally just skip over those post without commenting.",
"I think the light is just hitting her nose differently. I think the darker shadows and reflective part change the way it looks.",
"Username checks out.",
"I'm pretty fit but I think my lips are always downturned naturally. don't really have a fat face either I don't think. ",
"I just discovered fat dissolving injections on Instagram, crazy how big of a difference they can make! I can't stop looking at before/after photos haha",
"I just want to know how you lost it so well and consistently ",
"Can you still unlock your iPhone?",
"I wouldnt concider losing 70 lbs slightly losing weight, but congratulations that's impressive!",
"Yea 70lbs is easy when you're 100lbs overweight. The last 10-15 is always the hardest and slowest. ",
"Exactly what i was gonna say 😀\n\nThe thread title should be \n\nWhat losing 70 lbs, tanning, countouring, highlighting, false eyelashes, eyebrow shaping and boatload of make up did to my face 😝\n\nJust another person trying to karma farm sad really isnt it lol",
"How do you work all that out? Does it just phase out naturally with cardio?\n\n",
"About how long did this occur over?",
"^^^ this. Strived for 1500 kcal/day. Lost 20 lbs during the summer",
"I don't think there's any argument here...\n\nIt's a suggestion for people who like this kind of content to join the community that is dedicated to it. ",
"She is wearing more makeup in her before pic. She has lipstick, blush/contour to define her cheeks, and a heavier foundation that doesn't match her neck. Her after pic has a lot less makeup. That doesn't look like a mole, it looks like a zit or a scar from a zit. A lot of peoples skin clears up after losing weight. Plus, foundation only hides redness, not texture. ",
"haha more like stuffing your mouth every 2 hours with a snack or salad and walking 10 miles everyday till I could run them. After I lost the weight I started running to work for my day and evening shift, all the miles to work and back would ad up to 17 miles plus per day.",
"Yep. I can do a mixed drink with some coke in it, but if I buy one of those 12-16 oz bottles you see at every register, then it takes me over a week to finish it.",
"I'm sure your body count went up also lol ",
"Irish, so yes (a bit less, I guess), and no, respectively.\n\nIt takes like three minutes to scramble eggs, ten to do a stirfry. I could have my dinner ready in the time it takes you to drive to the restaurant. I've never understood the time excuse. Although when people say they don't have time what they mean is that they don't have the energy, which personally sounds like they are saying they're too lazy. Or have a serious lack of imagination when it comes to quick meals. You don't have to do a big Sunday roast.\n\nFor me a restaurant is a fancy place to go when I want to treat myself. The idea of going out to eat on a normal night just for the purpose of feeding myself is really odd to me.",
"Creepy. ",
"BURN!!!",
"Bruh i want them to see how much i glowed up. I didn't do all that running and weightlifting for nothing. ",
"Yes, billions and billions of dollars of sale because they taste like shit...right.",
"You kinda look like Wonder Woman now. :P \n\nCongrats on the healthy new weight!",
"I like to call that layer, “insulation”",
"He didn’t break his arms....",
"> I then noticed some posts in /r/GoneMild\n\nI thank you for that",
"Or her make up skills vastly improved",
"> starving yourself is the worst way to lose weight. \n\nThis is a completely fabricated hoax. Explain to me how my dad no longer had to take blood pressure pills, his blood sugar fell from 200mg/dL to now stable for 5 months of 120mg/dL, and having recurring headaches every single day went completely away? Fasting cleanses your body of all the harmful things you put into it, and allows you to go on the right track.\n\nLet's look at nature for example. What is the first thing an animal does when it is sick? It stops eating, because food is hands down the number 1 thing that affects an organism's health. You can literally put a feast in front of a pig, and it will not eat it, if it is sick. Is a biological hard-wired healing mechanism that has come to be through evolution. \n\nBesides the point, only a very small percentage of people can acquire a new diet and stick to it. Yeah it is easy to say \"count calories and keep a deficit\", but food is like heroin to a heroin addict. Most people that attempt a vegan diet or a vegetarian diet, return to their old diet within a year, a simple google search will prove this with pages of sources.\n\n>but you need vitamins/minerals/protein/etc to keep healthy\n\nYour body fat contains droplets of fat-soluble vitamins throughout your entire body. This is a non-issue. Minerals naturally exist in water as well. And even if you refute this point, there is no damage you will ever do to your body on a month-long fast in terms of vitamins/minerals that is even comparable to remaining overweight. ",
"Ur quoote. Gj.\n\nI like ur nose i like tiny pointy noses on girls there adorbable ",
"Maybe she was born with it?",
"How did you lose all that weight?",
"He's probably salty because he can't lose weight",
"That's amazing! I can't believe your diet made you 17 Shades Darker, so cool",
"Crazy what it did to your eyebrows and eyelashes. Amazing.",
"God damn, it’s almost as if it’s two different people. On a real note though, good job you look great.",
"Sugar's addicting. They sell a drug that makes you fat.",
"More like the picture on the left is what gaining 70 lbs did to your face.",
"Congrats to your weight loss honey! You look amazing, even before the weight loss.",
"There's a clean beard and sharp jawline hidden within every neckbeard.",
"[I have a mole?!](https://imgur.com/a/PEC1X)",
"You got tanner!",
"Seriously though congratulations you look great",
"> I'd say what's typical is the US is once a week.\n\nDoes that include getting food delivered?\n\nIt often seems like a lot more than that. Some people seem to default to \"where will we go?\" when the topic of dinner comes up.",
"Are you the type of person who gets bored of food easily or no? It saves a lot of time if you can prep your lunches or dinners for the whole week and divi them up into containers for each day. It removes half the work from eating healthy! You can plan your meals when you have free time, then during the week when you’re busy all you have to do is grab a container and you’re set with something tasty and nutritious. Then, next week, you can prep something new and different!\n\nOther good things to put on your grocery list are granola, plain yogurt, fruits, eggs, and peanut butter. I also like getting corn tortillas and making quesadillas with leftover chicken and veggies from my other meals :)\n\nEdit: Just to share one of my favorite meals to prep, I make chicken cordon bleu (two slices of Swiss, easy on the ham) with sautéed green beans all over a small bed of brown rice. It’s delicious and easy to plop five cordon bleu’s in the oven while you sauté enough green beans and cook enough rice for the rest of the week as well. Boom! Weeks worth of lunches made in less than an hour.",
"Proud of you ",
"I cut out all sugar drinks and started putting Mio in my water. That is the best tasting zero calorie drink I’ve ever tasted. Don’t even miss to Coke any more",
"How tall are you?",
"I’m pretty sure they’re more concerned with their kilos",
"Might want to check your spelling before people get confused.",
"I’m 6’2 and 210 lbs, but not overweight at all. The chart says I’m supposed to be like 176 or something. That’s what I weighed in high school and I was a string bean then. If I lost that much weight I would look like a crackhead.",
"Damn! Somebody need to give person reddit aloe to treat that burn. ",
"For you maybe. I cut out sugar drinks for like three years and after that first sip I loved em just the same. I can also eat a meal of just candy and love every minute of it.",
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast, Pip.",
"TIL that losing 70 lbs gives you a great tan as well!",
"Cut out fast food",
"And elevenzies!",
"The droop is from losing a lot of weight recently.",
"I don’t know if I care much for cheek bones and jawline... call me old fashioned but I like more rounded edges. ",
"As a fatass with no self control who drinks way too much fucking soda, even cutting it in half is worthy of a congrats in my opinion.",
"It’s how most things go... my gaming goals are the hardest in the last 5-10%",
"Drinking only water will help with that",
"oh God, such a predictable comment that obliquely misses the point",
"Alyssa Jones? Shiiiit I know Alyssa Jones! I mean, I KNOW Alyssa Jones!",
"Losing weight tans the fuck out of you? ",
"Wish more people took health as serious as you've chose to do. You look great, I hope you inspire more people to take the same steps. Good on ya for being an inspiration to many!",
"About $16,000 USD, and it's in-patient. ",
"Really cool, you should be super proud. You look much more healthy and attractive now! :)",
"I don't think it's a smile though, I think it's the absence of cheek fat pushing on her lips.",
"Lol! That was a funny auto-correct!",
"Cut out soda long ago. I use to slam 12 packs of the dew. Now I can’t imagine ever liking the taste.",
"And there's less fat.",
"Pretty much.",
"Who needs a 6 pack when you can have a barrel though?",
"https://zippy.gfycat.com/FaroffConcernedHalicore.webm",
"Was 220, now 164. Lose the weight. You can do it in six months. It’ll make all the difference!",
"I got tripped up too... but it reads \"people underestimate how good their cheek and jaw bones are because when they're overweight, they can't see them\"",
"Cut out the carbs. It will shed away. People underestimate the power of protein and low carb diets. And of course lots of veggies and variable fruits.",
"I do this at home all the time. I get dinner and lunch for the next day at the me same time! ",
"Because people want to reap the social benefits of being a healthy size while maintaining an unhealthy lifestyle. Like yeah we should be accepting of each other but saying that obesity is healthy is just as dangerous as saying that anorexia is healthy, especially to younger people. ",
"You still have pixelitis",
"Wow!",
"heh. Waiting or braffuring. ",
"Graduate school is after completing your undergraduate, which is typically a four year program. One would have to be very advanced to begin a graduate school program at 18. They would have completed all 120 credits of their undergrad while an adolescent.\n\nEdit: If you complete your associate's degree credits while in high school that would constitute 60 credits total. I completed around 30 credits in high school by taking all Advanced Placement courses, but I still needed to study at a University afterward. It's certainly possible to start graduate school at a young age, it's just exceedingly rare.",
"Yeah I see people on a daily basis underestimating their cheekbones.",
"And you? You're like Seinfeld, with a unibrow!",
"Bowels. ",
"If I cut out half my beer intake, I'm sure I would get the same result haha",
"Oh shit",
"What it boils down to are:\n\n1. Not too many calories\n\n2. Getting all nutrients (proteins, vitamins, minerals, etc).\n\n3. Stilling hunger\n\nCarbs are pretty shitty in this system because they are very calory dense without many nutrients. So you can chomp down a shitton of calories before getting sated and without fulfilling all nutritional needs. Vegetables, meat, and fish do way better.\n\nSure some degree of carbs is okay, but the general pattern is that fewer carbs correlate with a better diet. ",
"Aka stealth abs ",
"Good for you girl. Keep in mind, its for yourself, and no one else.\nRock on kiddo.\n",
"As my mates in NZ say, Good on ya'!",
"There's an ex boyfriend or two out there right now kicking themselves in the ass. ",
"No, you may only make sex with 6 women at the same time. No men. This is known. ",
"Oh, good point. ",
"only if you remember to have the steak breakfast first. You go vertruvian god girl!",
"You went from someone I would not actively go after dating, to someone I wished actively went after me to date.",
"I guess you rolled a nat20 in stealth...",
"I assume you are tall if you're \"only 160lbs.\" 158lbs was the most I ever weighed and I was severely over weight. ",
"Eh, I’m 5’11” and I weighed 210 in high school at my peak. Lost the majority of it in one summer, and have been between 155 and 165 for the last 15 years.\n\nI’ve run a marathon, am an avid cyclist and hiker, etc— but I’ve still had to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be comfortable taking my shirt of in public because of some loose skin. \n\n**TL:DR**Thin and lean enough to be called anorexic by swol bros, too much loose skin to have a flat stomach let alone see my abs.",
"Congrats. ",
"Yeah, went from 300 to 170 at one point in my life and holy hell, I'd been thinking that I just had a round head the whole time. ",
"Strong face gains, OP. Top work. ",
"What did you do to achieve this! I've dropped 30 lbs but am struggling to lose more",
"As an overweight guy, I used to subscribe to /r/fatpeoplehate before it was nuked. For some reason it helped me loose weight.\n\nIt made me realize I don't want to be like the people in the posts.",
"Need to get rid of people with cancer posts as well. Although I guess you could consider those weight loss photos too.",
"Not many people can claim knowing what it's like to go from having model looks of the \"plus size\" variety to the \"super\" variety",
"Yes, until I started running to work then it would be 17 miles a day monday through friday and only about 10 or 6 miles on the weekend depending on how I was feeling.",
"I've been 6 foot 180 lb since like 12th grade..im 28 now...my lifestyle consists of not going to the gym, eating terribly and smoking and drinking more than I probably should.\n\nIs this normal?",
"That's my weakness. For a 2000 calorie diet, as a guy, you're only suppose to have 38g max a day, which is less than one can of soda. And that soda assumes you eat 0 sugar for the rest of the day. Just looking at any processed foods, even stuff like a slice of white bread, and you'll hit your sugar limit by breakfast.",
"Am I the only one who doesn't think it's the same person?",
"too bad losing these extra pounds didn't make you go metric",
"Because your nose is where a noticeable amount of fat is deposited, right?",
"shes verified though:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GoneMild/comments/7pz2zg/verification/\n\nApparently in grad school for physics(?!):\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GoneMild/comments/7tfj0n/first_post_here_hello_world/dtcw2m4/\n\nand ya, spends quite a bit of time on reddit.\n\nSo OP's either a very interesting, smart, and hot chick, or a very crafty karma-whoring neckyeard ",
"Eliminating liquid calories makes it a lot easier to create a deficit. It's not necessary, but can help.",
"More like a 4 or 6 or 8 pack. Every body shows your abs differently ",
"I'm damn near vegan (for different reasons) and still not losing weight. I know vegan can also mean oreos and fries flushed down with coke, but that's definitely not it in my case. On top of that I have a dog who I walk several km every day. Just cut soda would be my dream lol Unfortunately I was overweight as a child already, so I can't trace my weight down to negative changes I made. ",
"Mine is more of a pot belly. ",
"Zing!",
"I wanna be a Reddit Hall Manatee",
"Or one of the many pervs *including me* that always check a girl’s profile to see if they have gw posts.",
"Actually there’s 12 ",
"I totally overestimated and it was a little bit of a bummer.",
"Mine's even hiding under tiger-stripe camouflage from childbearing. ",
"20 pounds....shit that's fairly easy\n\nIt is nothing but discipline and if you can't to 20 lbs when your probably 50 pounds overweight then you really need to rethink your mental toughness.",
"congratulations! ",
"More that nobody can can tell if you’re attractive under all those rolls of fat. Losing weight improves your life and appearance in so many ways. What boggles my mind is that 70% of adults in the USA are now obese or overweight. That’s crazy. They’re sabotaging their chances at romance and their health. ",
"Almost every woman you've seen or met has tweezed their eyebrows at some point. Oh who am I kidding, no woman would talk to a mutant like you",
"> If you’re going to drink soda at least do it right and drink ~~Coke~~ Cheerwine.\n\nBless your heart.\n\n",
"only the grils",
"No it means he is inside his dad's stomach looking out. Must be hard to get a computer in there. ",
"Two subs are allowed to have overlapping content. Imagine /r/nfl if you couldn’t talk about specific teams because those teams have existing subs.",
"We always have /r/PicsHeDoesntLike",
"eyelash gains!",
"Then his body fat is much lower than you think, even though you call him \"chubby\". ",
"You have a cute nose.",
"The difference between me having a strong-ish jawline, and a shit one, is literally 10lb. But even with the extra 10lb, I'm not chubby or anything. I just need super low bodyfat, and seem to store fat in my face. \n\nFucking sucks. It'd take so much effort to keep that 10lb off. \n\nGrew a fucking beard instead. ",
"Congratulations, it's awesome you decided to improve yourself like that! I'm really happy for you! ",
"How superficial...\n\nBut i totally agree ;-)",
"That’s awesome! ",
"I'm older too.. it definitely should not be taking you 20-30 minutes to poop.",
"Maybe she's intelligent?\n\nI was 20 when I started medical school. Maybe she participated in a fast track program or was homeschooled and applied to college and grad school earlier than most?\n\n\nAlthough, honestly, the later you start post-collegiate studies, the better.",
"also an applicable headline- what lighting and contour can do",
"The plucking part is important but yeah, shaving and drawing on looks dumb.",
"Eh, I dunno. Fighting the head cold from hell today. Stayed home from work to surf Reddit because I was feeling so shitty this morning. There's a small mountain of nasty tissues on the floor around the wastebasket a few feet from me because my aim sucks. \n\nStill hit the gym for a 45 minute arm/shoulder/back session a few hours ago. Couldn't breathe at all while I was working out. Probably spread my germs all over the freaking place. Now I'm stuffy, sneezy and sore. Probably should have just stayed home....\n\ntl;dr: Showed up. Wish I hadn't. Achoo.",
"You're all unhealthy and lying to yourselves.",
"Something like a front page? ",
"Who cares",
"Stop wondering, go for it. ",
"You know she was wearing makeup in the before pic too right?",
"> and a point in the ear in one pic in before and after link...\n\nWhich one of us just had a stroke?",
"Ive only lost about 15 pounds and i have wayyyy less chin, Its crazy howmuch 5 pounds evem can do ",
"Sorry to tell ya but beers full of calories too! Dry red wines alright if you're okay with getting made fun of </3",
"So many people underestimate how much of a difference colour temp and wattage makes for lighting. \n\nUghhh you've made me miss film school - I switched to a different course since lighting and set design were the only things I enjoyed there, but damn. I *really* enjoyed lighting. Was just too bad so many of my peers didn't take a female gaffer seriously. :c",
"Hey you look gorgeous on both pictures, but kuddos to you for all the hardwork and I am guessing you did this to be healthier and that’s nothing short of amazing!\nKeep it up :)",
"It changed colour! :o",
"Honestly there are very few women that are ugly that are not overwieght in some way\n\n",
"You look like you have a hot sister",
"Yeah but I thought it was all fun until someone giggles and shits?",
"That is the complete opposite of what you're going to want to do. Anybody who says that you should increase your protein intake clearly has no idea what protein is and how the body uses it. Reduce carbs? what! You're going to want to get double the amount of fiber into you than protein fiber is far more important.",
"I make sure to carry extra weight in case I'm in a survival scenario. All those skinny bitches gonna starve.",
"It's amazing how taking weight off just massively improves overall appearance. FA types can protest as much as they want but at the end of the day being a healthy weight just looks better. ",
"That is quite incorrect...the nose contains very little fatty tissue in fact...and what little it DOES have is contained in the tip...not the sides or bridge (which is what looks different in the photos, not the tip). The difference in the nose shape is 100% angle, lighting and makeup.\n\n",
"Alcohol sounds like your event right now. Calories aren't the only issue with alcohol, it's also the sugar it metabolises into. You're in college so I get it. Just do you. Your diet sounds solid. Pick up some light cardio. You can just do air squats and push ups at home if you don't have a gym pass. Also, check out the app \"6 Pack\" by Athlean-x. Gives you a <10 minute an workout that changes daily.",
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast dysp.",
"Yeah the refined flavor of ass. ",
"The ancient diet tip of \"eat half\".\n\nThe other problem is calory density. When we eat food that is very dense in calories, we tend to eat way more calories until we feel sated. 500 kcal in fast food fill us way less than 500 kcal in healthier dishes. It's especially a problem with carb-heavy foods.",
"I bring a keg to every party I go to",
"Yeah but they would still look good at low body fat than not. Even if you don't have the 8 pack of a Greek god, be the best version of you. ",
"Mr. Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Ezra Pound? ",
"What is this the Hobbit?",
"I hope this doesn't turn into the \"look how I'm hot now\" Instagram posts that girls like to make. Look, you were hot before too. Did you know that? You were. ",
"Someone help that poor woman! Her face has melted away!!!\n\nAll jokes aside, nice job on face gains :)",
"free makeup?",
"The last push is hardest because your body doesn't care to carry a little more. I lost 50 and the last 10 was rough.",
"Everyone at a party prefers a keg to a six pack. ",
"Just quit sugar for a few months.",
"Yeah, I'd say it includes delivery. Obviously it's a lot more common in college or when you have a bunch of roommates though, because it's just a lot easier for a bunch of people rather than trying to cook something everyone likes and can eat. I guess it also depends on whether you count grabbing a bagel on the way to work or a sandwich on your lunch break, I was really only thinking of dinner. ",
"Q t",
"\"What that means\"?",
"I should be around 180, but I am no where near that. D;",
"I lost 70 pounds once. I had a hole in my pocket.",
"What putting make up on did to your face 😏",
"Beautiful in both, but the after is model material ",
"Why bring a 6 pack to a party when you can bring a keg?!?!",
"To be fair, you shouldn't be wearing make up in the after picture. ",
"Where did your freckle go? ",
"Just so you know the first 1-2 weeks will be rough, those first 2 weeks when I quit soda was fucking awful but I had a pretty severe sugar addiction, cutting down the portion sizes and eating healthier was a walk in the park compared to quitting soda.",
"removed",
"Awesome! I'm currently going through weightloss myself (started this past August). I've lost 42 lbs and counting. Started at 280, now at 238!",
"As a fellow CSCS I would say some individuals, with the right genetics, can have significant definition with little extra dedicated training but they still have to be training hard in general. Granted it is a very small percentage of the population. Also everyone has 8 bellies in their rectus abdominis, some to all may never be identifiable visually, not matter how hard the work, but they still have 8 bellies. As you said some can never get the bottom 2 and sometimes the top 2 to show no matter how much dedicated abdominal work they do, also based in muscle genetics, the framing the skeletal system provides, and the thickness of the rectus' sheath.",
"Not the guy, but I'm 160 pounds and 6 feet tall and could definitely stand to gain some weight",
"touche",
"“M’weighty-I mean M’lady...”",
"Yeah I need to lose about 20 lbs to get rid of my double chin and I'm not even overweight! I really need to get off my ass... ",
"Damn you hot now :)",
"See this advice that she offered on how to make money:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ujvfb/z/dtl43ae\n\nThis lady is here for the karma.",
"coke, diet pepsi, coke zero, pepsi, diet coke. \n\n\nVanilla coke is the fucking king of all things though and if it was a person i'd suck it's dick.",
"The gang loses cocaine",
"Got u/unknown_human killed! Go reddit!",
"This but unironically ",
"What, is it taco Tuesday again?",
"Hey, I get this reference!",
"I'm saving mine for later.",
"Id definitely fuck the one on the right",
"Congratulations, what was your schedule and routine? ",
"Went from Monica Beluga to Monica Bellucci. ",
"Fat people who are trying hard not to be fat people. I.e. Me.",
"yea, test and tren",
"I always got to support people who improve they're lives.",
"Was a tackle in high school, snagging defensive linemen by the tits was my job.",
"No soda, just seltzer. Mmmm bubbles without the calories.",
"I don’t think she’s heard of second breakfast Pip",
"This would be an awesome PSbattle",
"I'm enjoying all the fatties saying that she has more makeup on in the 2nd pic. B-But muh genetics...",
"> **Find an activity that gets you moving**, and eat less.\n\nIMO skip this part if you're already moving as part of your work, if you eat less, move a lot at work *and* do exercise outside of work you'll be a wreck every day of the week.\n\n",
"Wow. Are you me? I'm 5'7\", started at 190, goal is 145, and am currently at 163.\n\nI did the cutting out carbs thing. And it's really working. Not necessarily because of the no carbs, but when you cut out the carbs you discover that you can't hardly eat anything. Plus chilling on my alcohol intake. That's a big factor. ",
"Damn looking great! ",
"Download my fitness pal.\nSet a weight target.\nSet macros to be high protein (1g per lb)\nLift weights. Fierce 5 routine.\n\nYou'll lose it in absolutely no time at all! But better to go slow and build muscle that's what everyone wants...",
"Amazing !!!",
"Congrats man- keep it up!!",
"Damn looking great! ",
"Oh my gosh, way to go!!!!!",
"Under every keg, you mean",
"Username has \"grad\" in it, but then she posted https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ml0ob/what_is_surprisingly_not_scientifically_proven/drzcsh2/?context=3\n\nShe's not taken math since \"third year\"? Only high schoolers number their years. And if her bachelors took at least 3 years, she must've been 15 when she graduated high school and is now just starting grad school. Unless she's mistaken grad school for undergrad, but that would be remarkably stupid (and 18 is normal for that anyway).\n\nAlso, there is no way in hell this girl is suicidally self conscious about her looks. Not because she's hot (body dismorphia affects everyone), but even in her first submission to /r/rateme her body language in every picture makes it quite clear she's expecting high ratings",
"You’re still gorgeous ",
"And what losing over 30 kg !sic done to your ego? Remember weight is not like tattoo, so this is not permanent. Just balance +- 10 lbs and shall be ok. BTW: Great work. ",
"I wasn't able to lose the last 10 lbs until I cut all grains. I was already reasonably healthy, i.e., no added sugar and exercise, etc, but still had some stubborn excess. Cutting all grains (processed and even whole at first), and not really worrying about calories, made the difference for me.\n\nNow I only eat processed grains when I know I'm going to exercise a lot, and eat whole grains sparingly (mostly brown rice and oatmeal).\n\nGood luck!",
"Upside down?",
"It's not. It's just the angle, lighting, and makeup.\n\nThe nose has very little fatty tissue, so weight loss isn't going to affects the shape much, if at all. Also, what little fatty tissue the nose does have is contained in the tip of the nose...the difference between the pictures makes it look like her nostrils are a little larger, the sides are thinner and the bridge is slimmed....both things that categorically cannot happen from weight loss.",
"I don't think they should, else we won't be able to see the large varieties of pics that /r/pics has to offer on the frontpage. Not enough people are subscribed to each of the subs to get them to the frontpage consistently.",
"Got it. I’ll be sure to grill up a medium rare filet in the morning. ",
"That's just your brain convincing you they do. \n\nEdit: /s since it wasn't obvious. Christ. ",
"I got like 2 comforters!",
"Congrats",
"I applaud your wit and candor!",
"Yeah, college student. ",
"It's not the content that's the real problem, it's the repetitiveness. People come to Reddit for novelty. The first time you see a progress pic, good job dude! The second time, meh. Every subsequent before/after shot blends together into a smear of increasing irritation.",
"Yeah it's mostly the work stress we have today that keeps people from eating decently. Hardly anyone cooks regularly anymore. Most families rely on double income as well.\n\nWith our modern productivity, we should have long been able to develop way more flexibile work conditions that allow more families to have someone stay at home for a part of the year so we can maintain functioning families. But we're all caught up in a rat race so noone can actually do that.",
"Lol, my dad, in all his wisdom, put seltzer in orange juice, *orangi-seltzer*",
"Losing 70 pounds forced you to wear make up and get more tan? J/k, you look fantastic, great job!!!",
"Honestly the first week or two is the toughest and after that you get used to it. Of course it's difficult if you have an SO that likes sweets or buddies that like to go out and drink every friday.",
"That's what shocked me the most! ",
"~~Simpsons~~ Futurama did it",
"Shit to fit",
"All of those taste vile to me. Diet mtdew is about all the diet soda I can drink.\n\n\n",
"Congrats on your weight loss! It's amazing what it did to your face. Your lips are no longer sagging. Your cheekbones and chin look a much more feminine than when you were overweight. Great job on the hard work and dedication it must have taken to lose all that weight.\n",
"Honestly, the only thing I would love to see banned here is pictures of people holding political signs. It takes zero effort, politics is already basically everywhere on Reddit, and 80% of the time the signs aren’t even clever.",
"Ketoooooooooo",
"Is there not fat in her cheeks, though, pushing her nose slightly forward and the corners of her mouth downward?",
"I feel blasphemous looking at this while eating a half pound cheeseburger, chili cheese fries and a chocolate shake.",
"Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic....",
"Oh boy hope I don't miss out on this one again ",
"ate clean, bulked to 112kg. cut dirty. pizza, doughnuts, soft drinks whenever. Just...eat under my numbers. down 14kg in 3-4 months.\n\nSure I could do it faster, but that's boring and I like to enjoy myself. As long as I hit my protein and fat and workout 4-6 days a week Im fine. \n\n\n\n",
"I assumed it's a guy. ",
"What's the logic behind that last part?",
"After cutting fast-food out for over year, a big Mac just doesn't give the same ol satisfaction it once did. Just some wise meal planning and you can have a much tastier and affordable diet. It takes only 6-8 hours a week of planning and cooking to eat like a king.",
"I think you’re very attractive before and after!",
"So does IGF increase likelihood of cancer? I can imagine it might if it causes cells to divide more than they already tend to.",
"Dips",
"I've got a good jawline but not a very prominent chin :( sometimes I get sad about it",
"There’s a lot of beauty tucked away around the Southeast. I remember not that many years ago when you’d be rubbernecking every few minutes. \n\nNow it feels like every few days. \n",
"Way to go, OP!",
"This is so damn impressive. We all focus on the body, and I know that I’ll lose some fat under my chin, but your nose and lips just blow me away. You have such an adorable face!!! This might be one of the most inspiring progress pics I’ve seen...keep up the great work!",
"Naw bru, gotta do that dumbazz \"lookatme, i'm so sexy now\" pose. she went from looking friendly but a lil' heavy to looking like every annoying bish on IG.",
"The puffy cheeks and mouth area push into your nose. might push the nose forward a bit for example.",
"?? Sugar can't be converted into fat? What are you talking about? Sugar (glucose) is the main molecule that's converted into stored fat via lipogenesis. Insulin is secreted during high carbohydrate consumption and promotes fat storage.",
"Agreed. She is definitely thirsty.",
"It really turned that frown upside down",
"Holy shit, Randy is Batman.",
"Really, it depends most on how the fat accumulates and is visible while standing with good posture, not with their stomach pushed out like in the article you posted.\n\nThe average \"fat\" person will a much softer, flabby belly and usually prominent love handles/back folds. There is also usually some element of \"moobs.\"\n\nFor a pot belly (because beer belly can also manifest as subcutaneous fat), pushing on it will feel more firm, due to pushing on the abdominal wall. In these people, the belly will seem like it hangs less than it simply sticks out, whereas people with large subcutaneous buildup will have more of a hanging look.\n\nVisceral tends to build up slower than subcutaneous, is strongly influenced by sleep and stress levels, and can be reduced faster than subcutaneous fat, but is far more harmful. Also, it cannot be removed via liposuction.\n\n\nIt should also be noted that a large gut with obvious abdominal \"lines\" (think a beer gut with abs on top) is called roid gut, and it can be a clear sign of steroid abuse. These people tend to look more like bears than people, and it's caused the organ swell as a side effect of the roids. Just figured I'd toss this in here as well, as it can be common to see. ",
"And losing 70lbs also gave you a tan. ",
"She also lost a mole. ",
"You are real HODL’er",
"These things are super well researched. It’s illegal so like other things that are legal it’s hard to draw super super good conclusions and data about. But yes in my opinion from the science as I understand it, cancer would be a huge risk. Not because IGF would CAUSE the cancer because it’s not been proven to damage DNA, that’s what causes cancer. But if you already have cancerous cells it would make them multiple much more rapidly. A basic rule I’ve always been told about GH is if you have ever had cancer, not something to fuck with. And especially not to use with insulin that would be incredibly stupid.\n\nr/steroids has a lot of really good info and a lot of knowledgeable people about the science behind all of this. They are very pro-steroid use but they are very science based in the approach. ",
"Put makeup on it?",
"Lol get a grip",
"Last 10 are the hardest, I think, because you've usually cleaned up the worst habits buy then",
"You dont even need the insulin. Growth hormones have been directly linked to an increased cancer risk. \n\nEdit: also, insulin, when not needed, will increase a risk of ovarian and prostate cancers. So id assume if you do em both, your increasing the risk 4 fold instead of 2 fold. ",
"What dies\n\nEdit: let's try that again... What does your username stand for?\n\nMy socks don't match! Someone? Mom?? Please mommie?! CRAPAFRRC!\n\n??????\n\nMy phone is being annoying and Chrome keeps crashing so I don't have time to.. decipher.. the rest. :/ so sorry.\n\nEdit 2: Crazy rapists are pilfering a frantic rabid rabbits cage!\n\nYou better get out of there!",
"Isn't it entirely possible that users who like this site and have been here a while would be invested in curating better content? ",
"I've always found I get SO tired on low carb diets. Starting point for anyone wanting to begin losing weight is always just to work towards a caloric deficit, then tweak for macros/optimising for your body once you've found your groove. At the end of the day, you won't lose weight unless you're in a calorific deficit. End of. \n\nThe only diet I managed to stick to and have any success with was calorie counting. I didn't deny myself anything I wanted, but if I had eaten over my net intake for the day (for me 1200 calories) then I had to work it off that night/the next morning. Knowing id have to work off a chocolate bar put me off eating it unless I REALLY wanted it... And it was so much more worth it on those occasions. And I didn't really have cravings because I didn't cut anything specific out of my diet. I just cut down.\n\nThat's why portion halving works - half the portion, half the calories...",
"Bread, starchy foods.",
"Congrats! That’s no easy feat ",
"Yes and no. See my other response for more details.",
"It's Ok. We found the 70 pounds you lost. Unlucky for you it's 70lb of concrete mix. ",
"Search it up on youtube, they are quite simple too :)",
"It was a fat freckle",
"There’s this new thing that hides stuff like that. I think it’s called “makeup”. \n\nTbh I’m kinda sceptical, just because after losing weight she looks like a Mila Kunis clone",
"Yup, it's crazy how you can go from near featureless to fully featured.",
"It's looking like Bangers and mash, or at least the sausage. ",
"Point is you went. You didn't have to do a 45m sesh. You could've walked on a treadmill for 4 minutes. Its what I do on some of my \"off\" days",
"That's crazy. It's almost as if the laws of thermodynamics are a universal constant! ",
"Don’t call me buddy, pal.",
"It made the lighting change? ",
"And I just subbed to /r/Mario. Thanks!",
"Who has that much time on their hands? I mean good for you, but I don't think most people could do that",
"On your drinking nights do you usually do dinner? In college time was in short supply so a lot of \"party\" nights my dinner ended up just being the pregame beer. Ironically, it was just enough carbs to give me energy to not feel hungry and it let me stay in shape, and probably less \"junky\" in terms of overall nutritional value than what passed for dinner in college. ",
"I asked if I could see what it did to her asshole",
"You make a compelling point",
"Does he drink frequently? Could be an enlarged liver...",
"And the more you cook for yourself, the better you get at cutting down time and learning how to prep!",
"It gave you a tan?",
"Wow the American healthcare system is really shit ",
"[my take on 6 pack abbs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzKDdj0CxY)",
">The way that a low carb diet works is that it saturates you better than a carby diet, making you eat naturally less calories.\n\n\nThis is only true if you don't go for high fat foods. \n\nYou have to watch it because fats/oils have **so many calories** for the amount of volume it takes up in your stomach. 1 Tablespoon of olive oil is more than 1/15th of your daily calories(120 calories)! If you ate a single cup of olive oil a day without anything else, you would gain weight and not feel satiated for more than maybe 4 hours or so.",
"To be fair, it is actually a lot more difficult to go from 20% body fat to 14% than from 33% to 20% because 14% takes a very very strict regimen in diet and high intensity exercise, where 20% just requires eating reasonably and working out consistently.",
"Anabolic steroids have been known to have structural change on the brow and jaw",
"Your face learned to make up itself to hide all the pain?",
"Between working three jobs and only being at home for 48 hours a week I don't have much of a choice eating out sometimes. Although at the fire departments I work at we all pitch in and cook breakfast and dinner together. We get a $13 stipend per 24 hours for food and we all contribute $7 per shift to be able to have some fantastic meals together. I do breakfast with two other guys and four guys do dinner we have 16 people on shift in station at any time (engine has 4 ladder has 4 medic had 3 rescue has 3 and the battalion response truck/qrv medic has 2)",
"What did you do on your days off then if it was a problem going everyday? ",
"I ate a brownie once.",
"*laughs in senior citizen*",
"Cut alcohol and focus on losing weight for 4-6 months. It'll be worth it in cost alone. You'll save money not only for not buying alcohol, but once you slim down.\n\nSource: lost ~80 pounds, and went from needing half a fifth to get properly drunk to needing 2-4 shots depending on how sloshed I want to get. ",
"/r/shittylifeprotips",
"It made you more tan and made your eyelashes grow too.",
"Women can usually make sex with 6 men regardless of their weight.",
"It gave you awesome eyelashes!",
"Agreed (unless there's more to the story than simple /r/progresspics material).\n\nThis is so clearly karma-whoring. Within days she posted \"I feel ugly\" to /r/suicidewatch and also posted photos of herself to places like /r/cutegirlgifs? I'm calling BS.",
"If you were the savior you clearly consider yourself to be, alot of people would be damned. ",
"This post by her looks pretty compelling though: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ul4iv/what_losing_70_lbs_did_to_my_face/dtl7b9f/",
"Fuck I wonder what losing 10 would do for my jawline. I've got a pretty square face and chin anyways though. ",
"It's so amazing that losing weight made you so much tanner!",
"You went from asking for my enchiladas, to take my enchiladas.",
"I call it my “layer of winter fat which I have repurposed for year-round use”",
"yes damn her for feeling sexy and confident for once! ",
"This sub is for pictures. OP posted a picture. Y’all need to stop the saltiness. ",
"She had beautiful cheekbones either way ",
"You killed your weight and your inbox RIP!",
"How’d you know that’s the case?",
"With a username like that, it seems like you've already been found by the cartel",
"The reason I added what I did in my previous response was I feel you forgot to add one word above.\n\n\"Even with 0% body fat (not possible) everyone wouldn't have six.\"\n\nAdding visible to the end is important. The lay person would think you meant they could have 5 or less bellies in the rectus, which I know you know is not possible, outside of maybe some genetic malformations.",
"I see",
"Wow! you went from a frown to a smile! Keep it up!!!\n",
"Woooah thanks for sharing! This is really interesting",
"How tall are you and what was start weight?",
"On the flip side there are people out there far above a healthy weight level that still have chiseled jaw lines/features and look great when they clean up.\n\nAt 235ish now and I'd like to lose about 20 lbs to be at what has felt ideal for me in the past but my chin won't tighten up until I'm way past that. Maybe even sub 200.",
"Dat sleep apnea.\n\nI’ve currently got to lose weight to get all that fat out of my sinus.",
"That sounded kinda mean, keep up the good work!",
"You're beautiful both ways!",
"Maybe it's... Eh, fuck it. ",
"Losing weight = a tan",
"Nope... the only costume I have is a [bumblebee](http://i.imgur.com/WQ2JEQW.png)",
"But no my cheeks are legit fatter than my body. Im consistantly on 8-10% bf and my face dosnt change but my body does. Im pretty sure that it is genetical where some of the fat is stored, so i guess im either gonna have to starve myself or get fcked",
"I need to lose about that much.",
"Yea it made you hot ",
"Looks to me like shes got full makeup on in the second pic, hence the skin tone change and lack of mole.",
"That’s just makeup you can easily see the color of your face change and you can see the particles of makeup on the corner of your lips",
"Just a keg in the way for a lot of us.",
"Can confirm, my nose is on my forehead. :( I started exercising two months ago. It used to be behind my ear.",
"She's done alot to lose weight and acknowledges that she wasn't attractive when fat. You don't need to lie about it. Honest criticism is better than false praise - the latter can be destructive. ",
"losing weight let you put make up on your face?",
"Wow, I didn't know your weight affected you complexion so much! TIL",
"You go girl!",
"Gaining a face!",
"Hello Anti White propaganda. Apparently loosing weight makes your skin darker. This is pretty disgusting propaganda ",
"I show up. Serious.\n\nI go and run on the treadmill for 5 minutes. The point is I go. If I don't, theres a risk I won't go the next day, and the next.\n\nMy brain doesn't work in grey areas. I need as harsh and boring of a routine as possible, otherwise i'll end up doing the things I \"want\" to do, which are typically bad.",
"I also want to kill me. ",
"your username indicates you may be inclined to notice these things",
"Honestly it really does. I've went from 140lbs to 82lbs,then back to 130lb and my nose kept changing drastically. When I was chubby it was a button nose. When I was skinny it was hard and pointy lol. It's crazy how much your face changes ",
"You got this. ",
"The gap between your maintenance calories and \"diet\" calories closes more and more as you lose more weight. Unless you reduce your calories further or burn more calories than you have been then it'll take longer to lose weight because your body isn't burning as many calories just existing. ",
"Oh hi",
"I just quit food cold turkey. Lost 40 lbs in 2 weeks!",
"TL:DR Losing weight makes you FEEL better, not just look better, and it's way easier than you think. \n\nI can't recommend it enough. I've gone from 230 at my max down to 155. I'm a 5'9 man with little muscle for context. It doesn't even require exercise or extreme dieting. I cut out processed carbo hydrates like soda, sugar, and bread, and the pounds came right off. I highly recommend Dr. Jason Fung's book the obesity code. It helped me understand how to lose weight and to keep it off.\n\nAs a nice bonus, I'm rarely hungry anymore. I eat food that tastes far better than the junk that I used to eat, and I have a better and more stable mood throughout the day.",
"I told people this but they never listened. When you lose fat you lose it from your face also. And your nose gets thiner and sharper",
"But cheeseburgers have bread.",
"Depending on your height 190 is honestly not bad.",
"She also lost a mole in addition to her weight.",
"I like this one I'ma steal it ",
"Ya well lots of people naturally have downturned lips. But the difference between her lips in the before and after pic is pretty much exactly what mine look like at a 70lb difference too.\n\nI carry my weight pretty evenly across my whole body, so it's always noticeable in my face. But I only recently noticed that a chubby face even changed the shape of my lips.",
"Thats what I did last year, usually 2 cans of pepsi a day. Dropped from 80kg to 61kg over the 12 months (176lbs - 134lbs) ",
"inspiring! ",
"And if you do... Throw it in some rice overnight. ",
"is there a problem? Just giving some advice since I know how some alcoholic drinks can be sneakily an insane number of calories.",
"Losing weight did your eyebrows so well!",
"C'mon, the tan, the eyebrows, she didn't just lose 70#",
"Gal gadot",
"Still have keg. Larger capacity as the years go by.",
"I prefer Pepsi over Coke any day.",
"Who would you rather have show up at a party, a guy with a six pack or a guy with a keg? ",
"A beer belly to hide a 6 pack. I like it.",
"You're saying they look better being slightly overweight rather average or underweight?",
"I still find it hard to believe that an 18yo would be in grad school though, that would mean OP graduated with their Bachelor's at 17 or 18 at the latest. ",
"Wow!",
"Still looked great before, good for you!",
"I'm skinny as hell for a guy and yet my face is really, *really* fatty, like the first pic. Is there any sort of way I can fix this? I've tried changing my diet to low fat/sugar, and more exercise but nothing's working so far :/",
"What did it do to your boobs? Care to share?",
"Or maybe because she discovered a newfound level of attraction to herself since losing weight and decided to maintain it by tanning/wearing make up you incel?",
"I've lost 30lbs so far and it's all from my tummy. My goal is 30 more. You looks so beautiful though. Congratulations. ",
"Limit the carbs, limit the alcohol, and eat below your daily maintenance calories.",
"Hahaha that made me laugh, thanks",
"Oh it’s not aimed at her or anyone in particular. It’s just the whole political correctness age we live in. In another sub I mentioned how short girls are cute and sexy unless they’re fat, short and fat looks weird. People where all over me. ",
"Oh my god even your nose lost weight!!! Bravo you look absolutely beautiful ",
"Wuts uR diut",
"Hahahahaha thank you for my first laugh of the day",
"Hell yeah gurl",
"Just choosing to make better choices is the hardest part. All you have to do is eat better and drink more water and you will lose weight. \n\nSource: was 260 pounds this time last year. I’m 215 now. The only difference is that I drink less beer, and eat only when I feel hungry and until I’m full. ",
"I gain weight in my face, too. So people instantly notice if I've gained or lost a little weight.",
"Congratulations!! and also good make/up skills",
"Wow❣️you go girl, you are beautiful🙂🙋🏼♀️",
"Do it!",
"Why are you digging?",
"I'm 6' even and a relatively stocky guy. I weighed around 195 when I was in my peak physical shape playing sports in high school as a senior. I've only been able to get down to 220 once since I was 20 years old. I typically sit around 245. The most I've gotten to is 268. When I choose not to be lazy and not to eat and drink everything I want, I can lose 20 lbs in seven or eight days. It's amazing. \n\nI just haven't mustered the will power to stick to eating right and being active. ",
"My sixpack is sitting in my fridge\n",
"Not to sound like a pervert but It would be cool to see what did to your sexual activity and nude selfies. u/kukulkhan's cousin is scared of losing weight because she has heard stories. \n\n",
"You’re progress with makeup is awesome too. What’s that highlighter and what brow products do you use?",
"Well I think you look beautiful in both of them. But good on you for accomplishing your goal. :)",
"Well... You were already good looking before but after that you just went into a different league. Congrats. Losing weight is a battle for those who want to do it. And you have won.",
"Who would have thought that losing 70 lbs would sculpt your eyebrows and add makeup to your face?\n\nThe world of god is truly amazing.",
"Well I mean like...this is /r/pics and this is a pic, no?\nMind as well ban every photo because there’s a subreddit for everything.",
"I prefer her on the left she's so perfect",
"People who like seeing others succeed. ",
"And my axe.\nThere. Are you happy?",
"not trying to be a party pooper. I want want to ask if this is getting upvoted because people are happy for her or because people are surprised this happens?\n\nSeems fairly obvious being fat affects your face right? ",
"> How does that work?\n\nHaving a relevant username obviously.",
"ooh, what hashtags/accounts can you look at? ",
"Chipolte is a great place to eat regularly and lose weight. Get a bowl with no rice or beans and you can load anything else on it.",
"Yes. That's what's great about this site. Opinions are like assholes, and everyone else's stinks except your own.",
"This made me laugh omg...",
"Hey man, some people have lightning bolt moments in their lives where they make a change for the better, and never turn back. And then there is the rest of us.",
"Exactly. This guy's a true idiot.\n\n",
"It will make your penis bigger. ",
"Cute!",
"I think this is different than normal progress pics because it's showing how the face can change from weight loss. At least they didn't just say \"hey Reddit look I lost 70 lbs\"",
"Nice ballsack chin ",
"It'll only cost you $3,999 a month to my paypal!",
"That's not at all what he said...",
"You... became Gal Gadot?",
"Get that money girl 💪🏽",
"They’re gone lol",
"Yep I cut out soda, fast food, fried food, candy and desserts. And along with a little weight training I was able to get from 225 to about 160. Granted this did take 1-2 years.",
"Those cheekbones!! 👌👌",
"Well that too, but I suspect it's primarily the guys who can't help but upvote an attractive woman.",
"Very pretty. ",
"Your tenacity is inspiring. Congratulations and good luck! ",
"Honestly, I just miss the days when posts to /r/pics had to stand on the contents of the photo and not a backstory :(",
"No, it didn't.",
"You're the type of person that would fine something wrong with rainbows and rabbits.\n\nEdit: word",
"Do what I did and go to Mexico for your dong enhancement. The only side effects are an increased appetite for spicy food and blonde women. ",
"unless you've seen weigh-ins before.",
"Not to mention elevenses, then lunch, then afternoon tea, followed by dinner then supper. A nice round seven meals a day.",
"You give me so much hope! I’m at 50 lbs lost now, and have been discouraged because I’m afraid my face will look droopy and odd. You look stunning! ",
"Beautiful :)",
"I feel like for the rest of my life, if I ever read anything longer than a paragraph, even if it's in a novel written in 1958, I'm going to check to see if there's a mention of hell in the cell at the bottom first.",
"You look pretty hot on the right",
"Yes, but you can see it because you're living in a fantasy world.",
"Genes suck. I'm so skinny but I have a slight flab under my jaw too. Dumb ass shit",
"Karma farming account",
"Don't call me pal, guy.",
"B L E S S ",
"This sub is dead",
"Losing 70 pounds + lip filler did to your face",
"[Big Lenny for example](https://ii.yuki.la/1/37/c0e16b2d2549a97487a29f7666077eae98529591ba7edbb6d8a2bab0104c6371.jpg)",
"The six pack is in the cooler",
"Hahaha totally worth it!",
"I feel like what you are describing still falls under the category of dieting though. A diet doesn't have to mean you are going hardcore and counting every calorie that goes into your body and how many you burn. To me it just means controlling what you eat to achieve your goals. If you have no goals after you reach your initial weight loss goal, then you will probably rebound. If you maintain a consistent goal of maintaining a healthy weight, you can follow a less strict diet (i.e. what you described).",
"\"WATER! Drink all of the water.\" \n Dude. I did and now California has a drought.",
"Wow! Even though you are not smiling, one can see that you are more confident. The first pic it is very visible that your lips are downturned, the second there is a noticeable upturn, not a smile but a definite upturn. Good for you ! ",
"Made it tan?",
"Both are beautiful",
"I haven’t shitty jawline and cheekbones, and I’m skinny as hell. \n\n:( ",
"Well done! Although there's some before and after magic, not to take anything away from your achievement. Lashes, eyebrows done, more shadow, hair pulled back instead of messily in the shot. ",
"Awesome side-by-side view. So many nice features. Keep up the good work.",
"This is reddit, unless you're jsut saying congratulations or anything not related to commenting on beauty or physical appearance, you're gonna get down voted. ",
"Former fat girls are always the sluttiest. Look at her posts ",
"If you work out hard, you could burn 20lbs in ~2 months. ",
"😍😍",
"I know you do bb. Last night was fun",
"Great. Glad you support my original statement that OP is a karmawhore",
"\"The human body is a carnival of horrors and I'm ashamed to have one\"",
"My father had a serious issue with sleep apnea, (he'd stop breathing for whole minutes while in his sleep, my mother would have to poke him to make sure he was alright) altho he is skinny for his age (70ish kilos in his early 50s, while im well over 90 kilos and not 20 y/o yet), so unless its smth your doctor suggested, i think the only way out is surgery",
"Wow! that is seriously impressive. well done and seriously beautiful!\n",
"Visible is important to add to your comment. Just because you don't see them does not mean they do not have 8 bellies in their rectus abdominis. Would you ever say the quadriceps femoris is a tricep in those who can only get 3 of the heads to really pop out? No. They are still quadriceps.",
"The suicidewatch post doesn't seem to jive with the other posts. The whole thing certainly comes across as a bit suspect. ",
"Craving for attention ",
"Sometimes I wonder if it's FAT or just loose skin around my neck and face. Either way, my family all has it too. We're a bunch of round-facers.",
"I did the same thing, and got quite a lot of attention from the ladies during my freshmen and sophomore years. It's been about 8 years since then though, and I've since gained the weight back :(",
"Your eyebrows were always in fleek though.",
"Yeah I just don’t think it’s plausible he spent 9hrs a day walking...",
"The pictures are also at a *slightly* different angle. I think the lip difference is mostly from her weight loss, but I do think the angle is enough to change the overall look a bit as well. ",
"Dam you're hot haha",
"I don't have that kind of time on my hands anymore :( I wish I did. I never remember being happier then when I could run forever without feeling fatigued. It was about 3 years ago now before I had to start adulting. ",
"You have a pretty bad sense of humor.",
"Elevensies?",
"You can tell shes a pretty girl in the first photo for sure. ",
"Asking the real questions. ",
"Carbohydrate's are stored in the liver and in our muscles called Glycogen we either store it or we burn it. The only way for Carbs to be turned into fat is to overdo the calories and block your bodies natural storage systems.",
"Congratulations! It takes a lot of hard work to accomplish these goals we set for ourselves. Continued success and wish for much happiness in all you do.",
"My Step-Grandfather would drink Diet Mountain Dew, and then Zero-Calorie Flavored Seltzer (he aspartame stuff). \n \nHe would pour *bottles* into a 128oz SUPER CUP, with ice, and would drink 2-3 of those *A DAY*. \n \n-Shudder.- It was/is madness.",
"ha you're just butt ugly",
"True, it honestly isn't too bad on the fast food spectrum. I just tended to stuff myself silly. And being a broke college kid, gotta get the double rice and double beans haha",
"Dude you can be there in five months with even a little cut in calories! You got this.",
"left: sculpted from clay\n\nright: carved out of stone",
"Elevensies?!?",
"What weight did you start at? I'm thinking of going keto soon to help out my IBS problems.",
"The only limit, is your self.",
"The last few lbs are the worst. I've cut from 220 to 195 with no issues. 195 to 180 seems impossible in comparison.",
"now that was beyond interesting. thanks for your detailed explanation! :-)",
"Why later is better?",
"Your post history is depressing",
"Awesome job. I'm struck by how the cheeks don't seem to be weighing on the corners of your mouth anymore. Looking good!",
"\nI want your face now",
"Being overweight causes bad lighting and skin tone, crazy",
"Unfortunately spot reduction of fat through exercise is totally false.",
"Borkfest.",
"In Canada we usually refer to university years as first or third. High school we say what grade.",
"Turned you into Gal Gadot?",
"What about an 8 pack?",
"I first saw it on @drnaomi1 and usually just go from there! # fatdissolvinginjections does the trick too!",
"I like cookies",
"People who lie for upvotes.",
"I thought I was in /r/loseit and this post was very uncharacteristic of that sub. Thinking the mods were sleeping or loseit got front-paged",
"Yes this is very true. GH use on its own will grow tumors faster. Adding insulin is like pouring gas onto the fire. ",
"It definitely happens. I know at least three people in their teens with/close to getting their bachelors degrees, one of whom is in graduate school with me and another who is going to start applying soon.",
"Congratulations, I heard head fat is the hardest fat to lose.",
"People on reddit with 31k karma have enough time :)",
"I still have that big chin though 😡",
"she's definitely wearing a decent amount of makeup in the before picture too though",
"Good job, lady. The difference is huge even after such \"small\" loss of weight.\n\nBTW, RIP your mailbox I guess.",
"What 70lbs of makeup (im joking)",
"Fillers won't help, but kybella would.",
"Wow the fat pride movement just got triggered",
"That's just indicative of your palette adjusting to your changing habits. You could go vegan for a few years and then get disgusted by the taste of a perfectly cooked steak. That doesn't mean the steak actually tasted gross all this time and you were blind to it, it just means your preferences have shifted. Kids aren't drawn to soda because they want to be addicted, they're drawn to 'em because they taste good.",
"*Oh mylanta* ",
"https://imgur.com/a/Xw1pt Here's some photo's from the days I was doing this. I had a lot of time on my hands back then and had just gone through a break up so was distracting myself with walking, Distracted myself all day long walking around the naborhood with my phone watching breakingbad. I think I watched more episodes of the show while walking that I did sitting down haha.",
"Where did her little mole/beauty mark go?",
"Damn, there was a lot of light in those pounds 😜",
"I'd blow your back out",
"I'm not hitting on you, but you look gorgeous now and then.\n\nBut you're also certainly looking very different after losing that weight, almost another person, but maybe it's the lighting and I think you were using a lipstick on the \"before\" frame",
"Submental liposuction can be done under local anesthesia I think. Also Kybella is an injectable that contains an enzyme that breaks down the fat",
"...really depends on height. A 6’ person will carry 160 pounds a lot different than someone who’s 5’2",
"Cherry pie in the bathtub--get a straw!",
"Still ugly even with the fat loss ",
"For me it most definitely is. I'd probably be a body builder if it wasn't for the smoking and drinking. And terrible eating. ",
">So why even have r/pics\n\nFor random political posts that nobody wanted to see in the first place?",
"Eightpack over here. 😄",
"Losing 70lbs so you can get a pic of your face seems like it falls under \"really hard to get.\" ",
"[Bob Loblaw's Law Blog](https://youtu.be/FOtDNXfMyD0?t=7s) You sir are a mouth full!",
"She needs the karma to overcome to insecurities from over a month ago.",
"Its amazing what 4 miles three times a week can do",
"*stumbles into court*",
"You're looking very good! Well done.",
"It’s interesting to see how much lips are affected by weight you look great!",
"The same height, in high school I was easily 120-130, late 30s hit and I realized I was 225 and couldn't see my dick any more. I'm officially back down to 150 and some days I just stare at my dick in appreciation. I never want to take it for granted again. ",
"Wow that transformed your whole face! You look amazing",
"too true, i weigh a lot more and i cant kick the habit",
"im 195 and i've recently set my goal at 155. I Grunted when i went to tie my shoes and my back is giving me shit, i guess it's time.",
"You have very pretty sharp features on your face :) nice work losing 70lbs",
"Especially when the title is literally about what losing weight did to her face.",
"Lettuce wrapped",
"That comment is a perfect storm of nitpicking and slut shaming. I have never encountered such miserable people quite like the ones that complain about progress pictures in the pics subreddit. Downvote and move on. Regarding the comments obvious shaming of the op's history: I bet these people probably watch porn or even look at NSFW subreddits sometimes. It is perfectly okay for the Op to post whatever the hell she wants to subreddits. Random people's opinions outside the scope of the rules do not matter.",
"This may be just me but your nose seems a lot more pointyer.",
"It’s never too late. What investing did to my face 😐🤑",
"Youre pretty",
"Her favorite is 11sies",
"https://imgur.com/a/Xw1pt",
"Understandable. It's cool, dude. Just have fun and chill, and once you graduate, it'll be easier once you're out of the college lifestyle and makign your own meals.",
"Always shocks me how much weight affects faces. Hope mine looks half as good when I get to my goal weight",
"But what if I want to post a pic of Keanu being a jerk?",
"Yeah, I got down under 140(5'6 male) at one point and my face still looked like a baby. Pointy beard to compensate.",
"r/pics is for picture so I don't get your post at all.",
"No. Wrong. ",
"I lost 105lbs over a year and a half period and now I have a Superman-esque jawline. You definitely notice the new attention from the ladies. ",
"Get off your high horse.",
"starve yourself down to 160, then soda it up to 180!",
"[Exactly](https://i.imgur.com/6E69XQF.jpg). ",
"Liquid grain storage facility.\n\nFtfy",
"Gave you a tan! Congrats",
"Good points. But is telling someone “hey buddy, gained a bit of weight there” or “you could lose a few pounds mate” such a big deal? Sometimes getting fat creeps up on a person. I’d rather have someone say I look fat than when they say I look great when I don’t. A lot of stories out there of people losing weight because of fat shaming. (No need to harass fat people or torment them especially if you don’t know them, you do not know their story after all.)",
"I think the picture was taken from a slightly lower angle in the after pic. Slight, but enough to make a difference. You can tell be looking at the chin/lower lip area. So the lower angle makes her upper lip appear larger, but I'd say it's just the angle. ",
"That’s a great example. So obvious how much he tries to used GH and insulin to bypass years of hard work. Look at how big that gut is compared to his muscle size. That’s the ole I’m gonna do all the drugs from day one routine. It’s looks so much worse than if you end up like that from the natural progression that happens when chasing pure mass.",
"Yep I protect all my bones this way",
"yeah i'm hungry!",
"Honestly, both of these pics show a gorgeous/sexy face",
"200lb chick who should be 130 instead. I’ve been doing MFP for about 3 days now. Have to look at the benefits over anything..",
"Adding Intermittent Fasting to keto. \nEven just cutting you eating window from 14-15 hours which I used to do, down to 12 then down to 10 hours a day, makes a huge difference.\nI don’t get “hungry” like I used too and I have so much more time in the morning now I don’t have to make breakfast and clean up. ",
"She lost weight in the cheekbones which then angled the nostrils bit more aggressively giving that illusion. ",
"Plot twist: it goes right to left",
"Damn you didn’t have work or school? How’d your phone not die?",
"I never knew a nose could be fat... 🤯",
"I'm usually more interested in the dangling cock hiding under every belly. But sure abs are great too.",
"TIL inside every keg is a six pack.",
"I started at just under 192, and at my lowest I hit 147. That was a year ago, and due to some life events I fell off the wagon and went back to a SAD (standard american diet). Today is my first day back on keto, and I was sitting at 175 this morning. I suffer from IBS, and a keto diet reduced my issues by like 95%. I wholeheartedly would recommend you try keto :)",
"From feminist to natalie portman",
"Yeah but that's a 3/4 year difference between starting a bach and starting a grad degree. ",
"I'm not sure if the nose really changes depending on weight. These two pictures have the girl being in a totally different make up and tan. ",
"Your comments has nothing to do with the post either. Also, can you be a little more mature in the future? Calling them a bitch and insecure only makes you look bad, not them. You don't know anything about their life\n\nEdit: spelling",
"Hmm... The skin seems firmer.. Especially close to the lips... I always thought it would sag a bit, not tighten up...",
"> Only high schoolers number their years.\n\nThere it is boys. Take her away. You don't get much more air right than that.",
"Gave you a tan????",
"Am down 35lb~ in my weight loss efforts right now. That's some great motivation",
"Set incremental goals. Pick one thing you know you want to reduce or eliminate and cut back even just once a week. After you cut back enough on that food item, then move on to the next.\n\nI used to drink soda, eat bread, and snack on really sugary desserts every day. I kicked all of those habits one at a time.\n\nAnybody can do it!",
"Hey, simple thing to try. Do a 2 to 3 week extremely honest food and drink journal. Then continue to eat and drink what you normally eat in the same time fashion but cut 10-20% of the amounts out for a few months and see where that gets you. Then add in or ramp up your training to see how that then affects things.\n\n*source I am a NATA Certified Athletic Trainer, NSCS Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist with a Masters in Exercise Science Wellness Education.",
"Sinuses All Over Your Face sounds like either a band name or a badly translated movie title.",
"Thank you, I’ve been working out hard and it’s tough sometimes but this is the push to go to the gym tonight when I wanted a day off",
"you know, you remind me of my brother in law.Sometimes you just want to read comments, and then comes the person with the long story. Then as we sit there and listen to the story, we just wonder how you came to fruition of the weirdo you are. We sip our beer on our hand and we are just astonished by the vast knowledge you have, yet you dont have a drink in your hand, and we ponder the red flags.",
"When you get fat, your nose gets fat, and from what I've seen it's not reversible.\n\nedit: downvoting me won't make your fat nose skinny again",
"The change looks great! However, the picture posted is pretty deceiving. There is better lighting in the 2nd picture, make up was applied more, and eyebrows were plucked. All these little effects add up to make the second picture look a lot better than the first. It wasn’t just the weight that made the difference in perspective here!",
"Can you indicate a reason not to..?",
"It sucks because the easiest way to cut it out is by drinking diet sodas but they put so much chemicals and shit to make the taste somewhat the same.",
"You losing 70#, and I gained a chubby.",
"You've obviously had surgery on your lips.",
"More jpeg?\n",
"How about a badly translated band name?",
"I graduated undergrad at 17, entered grad school at 18, so it's not unheard of. When I was in grad school there was this like 15 year old girl taking classes with me.",
"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits...\n \n... Unless you're on a toilet",
"I rule in favor of the paddy's egg. It will be a big hit.",
"It darkened your skin and made your beauty mark disappear? Interesting...",
"You look like Kevin Smith!\n",
"U look better",
"Also trimming a tight outline around a weak jaw just draws attention lack of jawline.",
"Don't call me guy, friend.",
"I’ve been fit for my whole life and there’s just a few things that make all the difference. To be clear, I never ever exercise...my walk to the train is basically it, I have a desk job, don’t play any sports, etc. I’m really short, 5’4” and have been 130lb give or take for my whole adult life.\n\nI drink water constantly. 2-3 liters a day. I bought one of those hofbrau liter mugs and just drink from it with a huge Starbucks straw all day. If you have to move around for your job get a Nalgene.\n\nI don’t ever drink any sugary drinks. I do Black coffee, or maybe put some honey instead of sugar. Now if I want a sugary coffee from a cafe it’s a treat every week or few weeks. That’s 200-400 calories cut right there PER drink. Crazy. If you need something different go with a flavored seltzer.\n\nI limit my beer/alcohol. I used to run a beer marketing company, so it’s not like I don’t or didn’t drink, I just make sure not to slam a 6 pack. Just have 1 or 2. In a big week I might have a 4-5 beers for the week. Most weeks just 1-3. A light beer or a Guinness is 120-150 calories. A high ABV beer can be 200-300, but if you have 1 instead of 4 it’s a big difference.\n\nDo some fasting to let your stomach shrink a bit. I used to travel for work and eat out too much and my appetite kept going up and I gained weight. Just took a week of eating less to reset my appetite.\n\nGet used to leftovers! Don’t be shy to put part of your dinner away for tomorrow.\n\nI skip breakfast most days, but recently started making smoothies with a banana, frozen blueberries & strawberries, a thing of plain yogurt, as much spinach as I can fit (can’t even taste it) and some orange juice. Super filling and delicious. Gained zero weight but love getting the extra fruits and vegetables.\n\nDon’t eat a big meal late. You’ll wake up hungry.\n\nI don’t even eat healthy, I just don’t eat a ton. Trader Joe’s frozen Indian, Italian, or Thai lunches most days which are only 250-500 calories. Dinners range vastly.\n\nSo basically eating less is WAY easier than exercising, ditch sugary drinks altogether, tons of water, and it becomes habit. ",
"also eyelashes?",
"That's the initial draw.\n\nAlso, I've been vegan for years and never thought many meat dishes tasted good (so it's funny that you used that as an example).\n\nBut I have a major sweet tooth and I love carbs. Now I can appreciate them more because they are treats.",
"Beautiful to Stunning",
"Couldn't have said it better. Politics and backstory shitty pictures like this one shouldn't go on this sub. Mods are really lazy it's awful ",
"I was 185 and now i'm 285. I've made poor health choices over the past 6 years :(",
"*A wild neckbeard appears*",
"Jesus christ, how could this many of you give a shit about this?",
"It might just be the lighting but your nose looks different now too. But congrats OP",
"Aside From the pretty face, losing 70lbs also gave you a Neck, and false eye lashes.",
"Internal fat is called visceral fat or organ fan, and then you have external fat above the muscle in the subcutaneous layer. Hormones affect what goes were. \n\nI've heard that the \"beer belly\" is visceral fat from high estrogen levels from drinking plus the empty carbs. ",
"I am a martial artist. I have a few extra pounds. When other black belts punch me in the body, I barely feel it. When I hit them, it's different. ",
"Man if your physically capable to get into the gym do yourself a favor and step up cuz there's a lot of people out there who can't even do that. If you want to be better or change something about yourself do it man! We only got one life, you might as well do something that within your power to make your life better for yourself. ",
"And I am just one of them. It takes me a while to get used to it when someone's cheeks and jaw lines have been glown. That's why I always make sure that doesn't show up on my face.",
"I like to say I've a washboard stomach with a little laundry to do.",
"Good for you!! congrays",
"Put makeup on and lose 70 lbs",
"Wow that's amazing! That'd mean you would've started college at ~13?",
"I mean there’s definitely a four pack ",
"What part of my comment made you think I see myself as a savior? ",
"I enjoy cooking, do not eat out at all. I don’t have a job, don’t need one, am I poor? Married, two kids, 47. ",
"pops has hernias",
"Increased maturity and a better ability to see things from other's perspectives, more life experience in general which gives people the ability to make better decisions or past experiences they can draw from, and more surety in their graduate decisions. This has been my experience after starting undergrad early (16) and then waiting 2 years to apply to med school \"on time\" (23), and it's generally the experience of others, especially people who were nurses and techs or in other fields before applying to grad school. Time tends to make people more well rounded and logical, imo.",
"That's not much movement.",
"Yes. Take it from me, yes you can. ",
"how do you lose face fat, I work out and run but I dont notice any difference",
"I'm going to go with that as well. People completing a bachelors degree before 18 is exceedingly rare. Even if you complete 30 credit hours in highschool and do an accelerated program (2.5 years if you already have 30 credits). If she started Uni at 17, she would be 19 or 20 at the youngest. And she would be 20 or 21 once she starts grad school. Either OP finished high school 2-3+ years early while getting 30 college credits, or this is BS.\n\nOther possibility is that she is lying about her age. Or this is a fake profile that stole another girl's images, but I doubt that because of the r/gonemild posts (unless they did an amazing photoshop for the verification). I have third crazy idea, the account is shared by two people, maybe sisters. One is actually a quantum grad student, another is an 18 year old girl.\n\nI'm not saying that's it's impossible to be in grad school at 18. It's just so rare that she would be one of the only people in the country doing it. The kind of person who is watched closely by major institutions.",
"You’re better off keeping the rice and beans but not adding cheese or sour cream",
"I guarantee this photo will be used in those \"lose weight using this weird trick\" ads",
"Did her caring more about her appearance make her moles disappear from her cheek and appear next to her eye and chin? ",
"It's not that irrelevant. It's like those skin cream ads on television where before it's awful and after it's amazing... Although after is clearing using make up and better care of the facial hair. He Wasn't saying anything bad nor was he attacking her...and clearly he wasn't the only one to think it haha ",
"Pic 1: You're out of her league\n\nPic 2: She's out of yours.",
"Your background changed too!! And not because if the weight thing",
"Gross dude, cmon.",
"fuck you.\n\nstop craving for attention you moron. ",
"Congratulations!! Also, stay the same perso. You were before you lost weight. My “friend” lost weight awhile ago and used to get bullied in school, but now she’s changed and just isn’t the same person anymore. Now she is an attention whore cause she looks good and makes excuses when I try to hangout.\n\nEdit: the point of this comment is people change when their body changes. Don’t get me wrong confidence is a great thing, but if you start thinking you’re better than others because of it, then you’re a hypocrite.",
"Very pretty both ways tbh. But whatever makes ya feel best is probably yer best bet anyway",
"When I lose weight, I also find I get more tanned. ",
"Girls and makeup still blow my mind how they think it makes them look more beautiful. ",
"And a lot of makeup and maybe even a nose job??",
"Yooo. HMU ",
"I like to know its there, waiting for me to get off my lazy fat ass to let it have its time to shine. Probably not gonna happen any time soon, but I like knowing the six pack exists under my padding.",
"Damn guh.\n\nLookin good. Nice work! I'm sure you FEEL tons better too. Bonus!",
"ever have sweetened condensed milk in your coffee? it's like milk flavoured frosting",
"Eight pack in my case, even. But to get there I ned to loose some 70 lbs or so.",
"I have puffy cheeks even when underweight, plus I have a big head. So skinny doesn't look good on me, but I can't just be a blob either to look decent. I have to be muscular and that's annoying to obtain/maintain. Really sucks. If I could be skinny and look good I'd be so happy.",
"I keep my six-pack in the fridge",
"Who has 9 hours of free time to walk?",
"r/photography",
"Protective karate fat! ",
"Give her a break, she’s probably never gotten any male attention until the last bit of her life. I’m are insta-thot is only a phase ",
"Idk how he got more downvotes than the OG comment but ok...",
"Get out of here with your sound logic! I wanted divisiveness.\n\nAlso, looking for sub reqs with more divisiveness.",
"radiance or is it lightning?",
"/r/thatHappened ",
"Losing weight gives mascara? Either way. Congrats. You’re a beautiful person. ",
"Damn. Her cheeks pulled her face down so much I was wondering why her nose looked so different. It makes sense when you think about it? ",
"can confirm, very noticeable increase after losing 50lbs",
"who needs a six pack when you can have a keg",
"I use a french vanilla coconut creamer now! Coffee is still where I go for a sweet kick.",
"50/50 or so club soda and OJ with some ice is great. It really fills that craving. Substitute the OJ for just about any other juice if OJs not your thing. Cranberry is good too.",
"The person has to like them, think they taste good, to abuse them. They are not so addictive that someone will continue to binge on them if they don't like the taste the first time, just because they are so addictive. Don't get me wrong, they are addictive, but they are not so addictive that people are hooked the 1st time even if they don't like the taste.",
"You cannot spot reduce, except via surgery. In OP case she has lost a lot of weight and some of it came out of her face.\n\n\nIf you're trying to look \"fitter in the face\" you'll need to lose weight, have surgery, or get better at make up. Also there are genetic and age factors that may prevent you from getting rid of a double chin just through training if that is the concern.",
"Either way, you need a baby.",
"The fact that you went through op's history to prove your point is ridicilous. Who gives a fuck? ",
"And makeup",
"Thanks for the response.",
"There's my reasoning. I am training to be a gladiator. ",
"r/karmaconspiracy",
"The downside is you have to be overweight though :(",
"you were already very pretty. but now your bone structure is accentuated! :) good job on all the weight loss!",
"Actually people who use a high daily dose of Lithium for mood stabilization could probably power a phone with their urine \n \nedit: I'm not making fun of people on Lithium at all. My sister is prescribed Lithium and if I saw her peeing on her phone I wouldn't think of anything of it. I would just assume she's using a new Iphone peeripheral or something \n \nedit: You know, like a hardware bladdon",
"Because you shouldn’t have to be thin to be treated with respect and dignity. \n\nNot everyone is fat because they are lazy morons. In fact, most people, even those of you who are just a little out of shape, are doing your best. \n\nMaybe you’d feel better if you did more exercises and ate well regularly, but how is your work and school schedule? Do you live in a food desert? Did your parents teach you how to eat well? Do you have mental or physical illnesses? No access to healthcare?\n\nYes, anyone can hypothetically learn how to change their lifestyle to be healthier, but you may not be a chiseled Greek god if you do. \n\nI think the idea is that you should do your best even if you don’t get thin. Go on that jog. Spend 30 minutes at the gym. Try a healthier food option at lunch or do a couple small healthy snack meals spread out during your day instead. Do little things and keep them up even if you don’t see extreme or obvious results. \n\nIf you see a fat person exercising, the last thing you should do is shame and deride them. ",
"Thanks for the input!",
"Get smaller plates and bowls.",
"His opinion is valid, but he could have made his point without shaming the OP. She hasn't done anything wrong, or broken any rules. What he did was gratuitously mean spirited and unnecessary.",
"K\n",
"I really don't remember where I saw it, but there was this lady on tv showing weird face and head movements to get your cheekbones and jaw line in shape by getting the muscles working more.\n\nI seriously don't know if it works but it was damn weird watching her blow kisses to the ceiling.",
"Minus 70lbs and your freckle migrated from your cheek to your chin. Well done!",
"Good jorb I’m proud",
"We played 8 man so I did both offense and defense. Nose tackle was the best.",
"made it super hot?",
"I bet you laid some stinky ass Lays potato chips farts when you was 70lbs heavier",
"*unzips*",
"I always thought you had to do exercises in certain areas to lose weight. Didn’t know it all can fall off",
"I bet you're just oozing confidence these days! Good work!",
"So what? Its about the weight loss, not the lip filler or makeup. That's not the point of this post. I take it you're sour because OP is more attractive than you.",
"Mr. Brown? Oh I see I will NOT call you that first test passed.",
"How can you even say they don’t even taste good. Like wtf. You know that’s fucking bullshit ",
"Because it's impressive and an upvote doesn't take any time or effort. It's an upvote.\n\nMatter of fact, I didn't upvote it but now I'm going to do others may get inspired to follow in her footsteps.",
"Wow you look more amazing ",
"I'm glad you decided for everyone what the spirit of pics are. ",
"It isn't a pic?",
"The post is about drastic changes in the face from working out... Which is also compounded by what he pointed out. You may not like it, but it's a valid point. ",
"And then there's me, thin as a rail with the jawline of a lamprey.",
"Those face gains, wow! ",
"sustained ",
"She's cute, so I wanted to see if she'd posted any scandalous pics. She has.",
"Holy cow! You’re like Mila Kunis’ sister.",
"Holy shit, dat nordic facial profile.",
"yep.. i'd easily choose to cut out all other treats and snacks as long as i can have my candy coffee",
"Soda and fast food really loses their tastiness when you can't stomach them anymore.",
"Truly, this picture is surprisingly motivating. Thank you!",
"Looks like you Kardashian (fill in) your brows now that you look more like a real popular insta star. Good work, hope you get rewarded for your hard work",
"That's 10 pounds a week... ",
"/r/keto ",
"Damn girl that's a face ",
"You would have lost 100 lbs without the make-up",
"Nah. The former increases your blood sugar level which contributes to adding to that gut more.",
"Sounds awful, I think I'd rather just be out of shape than do what you've described.",
"You can lose weight AND drink beer, just eat less and/or better food and exercise.",
"I forced myself to drink it for lunch instead of my normal soda. Hated it the first day but found it tolerable by the end of the first week. By the end of the month I found myself enjoying it. Just needed to power through that early gross phase",
"Really makes me wonder what I can look like. 330 pounds at 5 foot 10. I think I would be pretty healthy at 200. ",
"\"explain to me how my dad no longer had to take blood pressure pills...\"\n\nyo i can use anecdotes too\n\nMy mom went down to 900 calories a day at the suggestion of her doctor and ended up hospitalized for 2 weeks due to malnutrition. \n\n\"Fasting cleanses your body of all the harmful things...\" \n\nand all the good things you dumb fuck. Don't tell me bullshit about TOXINS when you're also neglecting things like PROTEIN and VITAMIN C. enjoy your scurvy.\n\n\"Let's look at nature for example. What is the first thing an animal does when it is sick? It stops eating\" \n\nmaybe because it's suffering? and it hurts to eat? \n\n\" put a feast in front of a pig, and it will not eat it, if it is sick. \"\n\nshow me this. where are you getting your information. I don't believe you\n\n\"a biological hard-wired healing mechanism that has come to be through evolution.\"\n\ngive me sources. you cant just say sciency words and expect it to be true.\n\n\"esides the point, only a very small percentage of people can acquire a new diet and stick to it. Yeah it is easy to say \"count calories and keep a deficit\", but food is like heroin to a heroin addict. Most people that attempt a vegan diet or a vegetarian diet, return to their old diet within a year, a simple google search will prove this with pages of sources.\"\n\nthis is all true. dieting is hard. boo hoo. look at all the success stories posted on reddit and you will see it all comes down to diet (calories in) and exercise (calories out).\n\n\"Your body fat contains droplets of fat-soluble vitamins throughout your entire body. This is a non-issue. Minerals naturally exist in water as well. And even if you refute this point, there is no damage you will ever do to your body on a month-long fast in terms of vitamins/minerals that is even comparable to remaining overweight.\"\n\ngive me sources. Vitamin C is water soluble. like i said, enjoy your scurvy.\n\nyou are right that remaining overweight is dangerous to your health. but don't go spreading lies because you want to take the easy way out of not eating at all over eating in moderation. self control is hard. ",
"How the shit did losing weight put your eyebrows on point!?",
"Username checks out I guess ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
">whenever I count calories I have to factor in drinking on the weekends\n\nFucking of course you have to factor in alcohol. Why would you not? You have to factor in everything that crosses your lips.",
"It did your eyebrows!?",
"I keep my six pack in the cooler.",
"\"lady\"",
"Niel Patrick Harris was a MD from age 16-20 so it's possible.",
"Sounds expensive, I'm just gonna [glue pubes to my face](http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FwJzKj0ClSrWu9ted4GLq_cartman_pube_beard.jpg) like a normal person.",
"Nope, I'm just saying- don't post about how much weight loss changed your face if you also had work done. ",
"hôtt",
"I don't have to explain anything, especially to a self-righteous asshole like you. It's your problem if you can't see how you give that impression; fugue it out.",
"Hey it's a joke ;)",
"Yup. I enjoy making and eating healthy food but it's just not happening during the week. Healthy frozen meals are a lifesaver. If I had more counter space and room for a chest freezer I might do big batch meal prep, but I don't so trying to get into crock pot stuff.",
"I've had sleep apnea my entire life, and didn't start being overweight until I was maybe 13 or 14. Sometimes weight can play a factor, and weight loss MIGHT fix it, but from what my docs have told me, don't count on it. Better get used to that sexy, sexy CPAP!",
"And some makeup, camera effect, lighting control, smiling... Etc",
"I only qualify for the teeny weeny implant :(",
"I’d hit it.",
"Losing weight got you a tan?",
"no they aren't.",
"Who fucking cares? How come she can't post her progress pics *and* do sex work? \n\nAnd further than all that, what's wrong with someone who wants recognition for doing something incredibly difficult? Why is karma such a big deal? ",
"I lose weight in my face and neck first. I’m down 17 since 1/1 and I can already tell. ",
"I still see them. what do you mean?",
"Yeah no they fucking don’t but keep lying to yourself ",
"I knew someone would call me out on that. But hey, it's true",
"Why are you digging into why /u/Randy_Bo_Bandy is digging?",
"Hawt",
"It gave you a tan!",
"I know several people that did it...all homeschooled.\n\nThere was a 13-year old in my Intro to Comp Sci class at one of the top engineering schools in the country.",
"damn gurl u gots a pretty side face",
"What makeup did to your face*",
"I used to be a healthy 150. Now I’m 220 :(",
"It turned you into Gal Gadot?",
"And makeup",
"I'm sitting in the waiting room if my dentist trying not to laugh and oh boy did that end so quickly.",
"Fyi your dick grows an inch for every 70lbs lost as well. \n",
"Wow",
"Killer eyebrows! ",
"I mean like plan ahead...so eat less than my calorie goal on sun-wed so I can drink more on weekends and still meet a weekly calorie intake. I do understand how dieting works lol trust me no need to be hostile",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"You went from being very pretty to being very pretty in a whole different way. ",
"I want in on this too. I was so close last time I could almost taste it.",
"It's a mix of both. It's not fat you can lose though. It's like when you get really far and then lose it all there will be some fat that won't go away without surgery. The difference is the chin fat is genetic.",
"In just six weeks into my new diet plan, I lost my glasses.",
"Did you even go to her page? I'm definitely not knocking her but there are some issues there.",
"That's just, like, your opinion, man. ",
"It made your skin tone darker!",
"I have the whole keg then apparently. ",
"We get it /u/AyyyAlamo, you're above reddit's creepy ways and want OP to know that by replying to her comment in an off-handish way.",
"Fad diets come and go, but my quivering girdle of rich, yellow fat is eternal.",
"You seem awfully angry. ",
"You don't have to act like a total fucking dick about genuine criticism about this sub. I also find the progress posts to be annoying, mostly because of their frequency. One every once in a while is fine, but they are hitting the front page way too frequently and in my opinion it lowers the quality of this sub. However, I have filters on my RES to block the \"progress\" tag, when users are consistent enough to tag their posts. I'm only seeing this because I don't have RES or equivalent set up on my phone.",
"My face looks like your before picture but I'd literally die if I lost 70lbs as I'm only 110.\n\nNot sure how I can skin it down.",
"Did wonders for your eyebrows! Lookin' good!",
"I know someone who's in their \"normal college years\" (18-22) or just around, and he's going for his PhD in Computer Science. He's a really cool and smart guy. \n\nSometimes they're more common than most people think, and people think it's an abnormality until they meet one themselves.",
"It made your eyelashes longer! Seriously, nice job. It's hard work and you should be proud of the results.",
"Judge, my name?",
"Deep Face?",
"It's not time. It's energy. My job is emotionally exhausting. I don't want to do anything in the evening. I haven't dated in a year because of this, forget cooking.\n\nAlso people order food in or get takeout a lot, especially in cities. Not many people literally go sit in restaurants for every meal. I can get a sandwich at the bodega and be back on my couch eating it in the time it takes you to make stir fry.",
"I had no idea losing 70 pounds would make you more tan",
"£70? That’s some cheap plastic surgery!",
"Eyebrows on fleek",
"> and that alone is damn hard\n\ngo do keto.",
"You obviously haven't met Doogie Howser. Good guy. I think he also was friends with someone who liked to talk about his kid's Mother in a long winded, round about way.",
"To be fair, the right pic looks like it IS with makeup.",
"I don’t have much of a chin to start - I know the exact weight where I start to get a double chin and avoid it because I’m vain... it’s not even overweight.",
"It helps to lose 1 lb first. Deal with the rest after.",
"Nice progress! I’m 10 lbs down so far, hopefully i’ll have some similar results! ",
"HEYOOOO",
"Girl, you are beautiful! Good on you for losing that weight.",
"I'm in the same boat except down the 22 now and going for the final 10. The first 10 was easy and the last 12 had been harder. But it happened much more quickly when I: 1. Started eating on 16-8 and not eating anything after 4pm except tea and coffee (I know but coffee is such a good friend on fewer calories). 2. Regardless of mood, amount of exercise done that day, always do a minimum 1 hour fast paced walk, integrating small jogs to get heart rate up, preferably before bed, burn off that stomach food 3. If alcohol, just a glass of wine max 2 or a vodka lime soda, 4. Valerian tea or tablets to ensure min 7 hours sleep. 5. Incorporated the 5-2 diet, especially helpful for a blowout. 6. Don't stop living life, just try and make healthier choices when at a restaurant, mainly the choice with the least carbs and oils. ",
"Bullshit. Those upper lips have definitely seen Botox.",
"what the other guy said. You can have a can of pop, or 450g of broccoli. you know how much that is? Holy shit.\n\nso many people drink juice, pop, coffee loaded with cream, etc. Water has zero calories. liquids don't beat hunger. high fiber food does. ",
"Um okay what I think you meant was: “What losing 70 lbs in conjunction with curling and plumping my eyelashes, trimming my eyebrows, and darkening my skin tone did to my face :)”. ",
"But more importantly.. are you healthy, happy, and kind?",
"I wasn't arguing whether or not carbohydrates are stored in glycogen. I was arguing that sugars cant be converted into fat, and that is absolutely untrue. ",
"A true gentleman...",
"Im 6 foot",
"I lost just 25 pounds and now I look so much older and mature. ",
"Marty.... I always wear a suit into the office...",
"Oh I got you, the way you worded it I just got the idea that otherwise you would be able to drink alcohol with impunity and not worry about gaining weight from it. I was like, WTF?",
"Does it work the same for dicks? Swear mine was bigger 50 pounds ago. ",
"Way to go!!",
"Yeah im 6 foot",
"The sooner you get it done the better bro, sleep apnea makes you not sleep that well and you wake up tired even after a big night's sleep, it affects your mood and could even be the other way around, meaning once you get rid of it, you might find more motive to actually work out and actively lose weight through the day",
"How you doin? ",
"There was a girl who was two years older than me growing up, and I believe she graduated HS at either 14 or 15, and by the time the rest of us graduated high school, she had already completed her bachelor degree. It certainly is possible, but it just blows my mind. ",
"It's a good strategy! I'm trying that for soda right now.",
"... Which no one is saying... ",
"How did you lose 70 pounds?",
"Sorry, I meant karmawhoring bitch",
"Possibly.",
"It... made you darker??",
"Beauty is only skin deep. The rest is fat.",
"Lost 70lbs of fat. Added 70lbs of makeup. ",
"I did and speculating about her and saying things like \"she needs validation\" and \"she most likely suffers from depression\" is completely inappropriate. He is jumping to conclusions and being incredibly judgy. He clearly doesn't have the context he needs to have any reasonable opinion and tried to armchair diagnose her with body dysmorphia and depression. It's completely ridiculous.",
"> Yeah just allow for those badass high res shots of wolves and stuff. \n\nBut that's why we have /r/NatureIsFuckingLit and /r/natureismetal .",
"So losing 70 lbs made you shape your eyebrows, put on makeup, and become Hawk-Girl?",
"If you think this is bad, don’t read the comments by the neckbeards in Gone Wild. They’re so cringy and creepy. ",
"Pro tip move more eat less. ",
"you are killin it!",
"Not really shaming when all they said was OP was wearing makeup. They also pointed out that OP looked great. Your point was that their comment was not relevant to the post and I pointed out that yours was not either because all you did was call the commentator names",
"Fair enough, but if she's gonna go for side-by-sides, at least post the same pose and not some fuckin' boomerang shit.",
"Maintaining its cover right now.",
"^^ what he said. Everyone carries weight in different parts of their body differently. A lot of it comes down to genetics.",
"Good luck! Cutting out soda can make a huge difference! One can has about as much sugar as your body can use in a day.",
"Well I know this chick that's in college at 16, and you can get out of hs even earlier than that even so it's possible, unlikely but possible ",
"Don't call me friend, buddy. ",
"My two guesses. \n\n1. OP's friend using her account on one of those. \n\n2. Being smart and very accelerated. If you're brilliant and extremely dedicated I could see finishing high school and undergrad in 6 years, so if you skip a few grades and start highschool at 12 I could see it.",
"Well done!",
"I'd go in and charge it when it did hence the 3 hour intervals of walks haha",
"I was two weeks shy of 14, so yes. By grade 8 I had finished calc 1 and my school couldn't offer me any more math. Considering our options, I took the SAT and ACT at 13 and scored well enough that my parents and I decided enrolling full-time in a local college was the best course of action.\n\nI think a lot of students could do what I did actually, though I don't recommend it in the general case. My writing skills were definitely not college ready, nor really my work ethic for classes I wasn't super interested in.\n\nThere's also a fair bit of stuff people usually learn in high school that I don't know much about (chemistry is a major one...I only know physics because I majored in math and had interest in physics) and also a lot of classic literature I haven't read.\n\nSocially it was pretty tough too, though it got better and I did have some good friends all 4 years.\n\nI got my driver's license 2 weeks after my bachelor's, lol.",
"How many times has this been uploaded that has mad this picture look like it was taken with a potato ",
"Kind of tough for people who seem to gain weight in their face first. Like looking at their face, you think they’re 50-100lbs heavier than they are. The ones who seem to not gain any weight in their face kind of lucked out. They can be pretty overwight yet not appear so online if they don’t show their whole body.",
"So dramatic!\nThanks for posting; it will definitely inspire others. :)",
"I like your fireman family dinner idea.",
" I wish I can do this :) good for you ",
"The fillers are minor compared to the overall effect weight loss has had on her face. She doesn't have to state everything, it's clearly focused on the weight loss. Is this unattainable to you or something?",
"That's cool!",
"Wear away your enamel quicker so you don't want to use your teeth. Works like a charm /s.",
"I imagine her biggest crime is an exaggeration on her age. She's probably 2-3 years older. Not really worth the /r/quityourbullshit or anything.",
"Of course but you can still do work to those muscles",
"Since I'm in a keto diet, I had to get rid of soda. And, quite frankly, I loved Coca-Cola and Dr Pepper too much to be satisfied with their diet versions.\n\nHowever, Diet Sunkist--especially when its been in the fridge and is nice and cold--is shockingly good. based on my tastebuds. It tastes like another type of Orange Soda, it doesn't taste exactly like original Sunkist.\n\nAnd that has been my go-to drink these past 5 months.\n\nAlso, that Tang flavoring liquid that is using sucralose and is 0 carb, 0 calories taste way too close to original Tang that I actually stopped using it because I thought that must be some sort of false advertising, or there's something weird about that.",
"> able to drink alcohol with impunity and not worry about gaining weight from it\n\nThis is the world I want to live",
"I like to think of it as more of a keg than a six pack",
"I look at post history when my bullshit meter goes off. It's fun to find the same few accounts always agreeing with each other and backing each other's arguments up. ",
"Lol nicely done.\n\nSeriously tho op, I hope you feel great",
"Weight loss could also have contributed better self-esteem which means more inclined to wear make up, so even that could possibly be attributed to the weight loss.",
"Congrats girl!! I’m on the same journey and you’re an inspiration!!! Hope to tag you in my before and after done day soon!! I hope you feel as good inside as you look on the outside!",
"Nice work. It's hard, I lost 60.\n\nKeep it up!",
"\".. Yeah but Mr. Brown, that sounds a little too close to Mr. Shit.\"",
"I'm pretty sure mine is hiding a 24-pack case.",
"Til losing weight makes you tan",
"Wait until you see what it does to your inbox.",
"Nutable face",
"Sus post history... hmm",
"How did you do it?",
"good for them. dont spread your bullshit.\n\nSAUCE\n\nhttps://www.today.com/health/water-diet-it-really-good-plan-weight-loss-t74601\n\nhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5211929/Nutritionists-says-water-diet-dangerous-ever.html\n\nhttp://www.timesnownews.com/health/article/water-diet-could-be-the-worst-thing-you-do-to-lose-weight-warn-experts/183020\n\nhttp://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/diet/health-experts-slam-the-water-diet-and-why-people-should-avoid-it/news-story/771f4a804ce96efbeaf6145191aacbb0",
"Dude... Your gonna flip out when I tell you this, but sometimes people smear colorful creams and powders on their face to enhance certain characteristics. I'm a guy, so i don't - but some do! I'm into that subtle makeup look or none at all. ",
"That's literally what taste is, for anything.",
"Amazing, proud of you! Hope to see this in myself someday.",
"Especially since her post history is just regular Redditing. I was expecting pages of look-at-me and all I saw was three posts...the rest was regular ole conversation. ",
"But what's the difference at that point? Isn't tasting good just you brain telling you that you like this taste?",
"Sounds like a get motivated post ",
"Hold up. \n\nI'm not saying that losing 70 pounds isn't an accomplishment. It just seems to me that if you were going to compare two pics to show off the accomplishment, those wouldn't be the two I would choose. \n\nNow, it may be that losing 70 pounds gave OP the confidence to do all the makeup stuff, and didn't before. I'm just saying it's not an illustrative picture, not that it's a bad one or karma farming. ",
"if each cell has a % chance of cancer and you double the number of cells what do you think happens?",
"This comment is underrated ",
"A young Alyssa Milano",
"You look great!",
"Wow!",
"Nice work!!!",
"I usually wonder how attractive a fat person would become if they lost a bunch of weight. It's kinda depressing though. I don't mean it in a bad way, I'm sure it's tough. I think my extended family could be a bit happier if they all were successful in losing weight. ",
"I usually wonder how attractive a fat person would become if they lost a bunch of weight. It's kinda depressing though. I don't mean it in a bad way, I'm sure it's tough. I think my extended family could be a bit happier if they all were successful in losing weight. ",
"I wonder the same. I think it just somehow happens when you lift weights enough and most people can’t say specifically why. Though maybe not always the case. Dave Chapelle’s face looks fairly similar as it did during the show but he is a lot buffer now.",
"Congrats! ",
"I’m on the other end of the spectrum, underweight, and I can firmly say that I do not have a six pack nor a belly... unless I try to invert my stomach then maybe I could find it. ",
"You're gorgeous",
"But the nose is not the same, and you can't fix that with weight.",
"OP is hot **now**, the compliments are a testament to her lifestyle change. ",
"But real talk, if a woman had a Chinese dick trap for a Vagina, you'd be stuck.",
"Also herbal tea, especially a quality lemon ginger blend is also excellent as a non-calorie beverage if you still crave flavour or heat. ",
"The issue people are taking up is that she seems to be lying about attending grad school, or her age. She has also posted about how grad school is so stressful because she's not good enough for other people (that's not why grad school is stressful), which is an attempt to seek superficial reassurance. There is something wrong with being an attention whore to the point of bamboozles, simply because it's dishonest. If you're dishonest, it's fair to call it out. If you don't care, why fucking comment?",
"Would. ",
"This is how the Catholic church taught me to feel about myself. ",
"Wowza",
"Well done! The change is phenomenal! \n\nI've always thought to myself, \"There's a gorgeous person hiding in so many overweight bodies.\"",
"WOW! now you are latin!? ",
"Woo that is good . I like that ",
"makeup, tan, eyelashes, eyebrows, better choice of lipstick... god damn it did a lot!",
"How do you avoid cutting yourself on the edge of your username every day?",
"I'm sure you'll make it bud. I wish you all the best and hope to see the progress pics soon! You're awesome! ☺👍",
"I keep my six pack in the fridge for later use ",
"TIL losing weight makes your eyebrow hair grow",
"The plumpness looks like lip fillers tbh. It's not a bad thing. If she wants them, there's nothing wrong with that but they definitely look like fillers.",
"You look like Daisy Ridley tbh",
"Salad - nature's photshop.",
"I am already there, I figured it out because I kept having episodes in the middle of the day where I was passing out. I thought I was becoming narcoleptic. During my sleep test I stopped breathing 90 times in an hour. For me it definitely weight related. I never had sleep apnea my entire life until now. I happen to be 80lbs over weight, but it is difficult to get rid of due to my L4 and L5 disks being destroyed. I gotta eat better and suffer though the cardio.",
"It's called visceral",
" You look great. How'd you do it?",
"That's your impression. Reflect on why you're so thin skinned to the point of misinterpreting comments. Get help.",
"You got tan?",
"But your eyebrows are incredible in both pics. ",
"Overweight people who make the effort, usually loses a significant amount of weight relatively fast - because even just cutting *down* on food/soda/beer (and not cutting *out*) has a huge effect when combined with even light physical exercise. But beyond that initial loss, theres diminishing returns, and you have to make bigger adjustments to keep up the rate of progress. Arguably, the exercise is the easy part. Its cutting out the unhealthy foods and snacks that youre used to, that is the hard part.",
"Loosing weight = perfect eyebrow shape. I knew it . Lookin good OP ! ",
"You’re confidence change is so admirable 👏🏻",
"His joke was \"low hanging fruit\"",
"Well damn talk about a 180!",
"New door and new phone ?",
"So pretty, I now plenty of people that would look real good if they just did what you did! Congrats!!!",
"Where did I say that it's what's best for everyone? I decided it's my opinion, nothing more.",
"How about you look at what's good about you instead of crying over shit you have no control over",
"Great job. Hopefully you’ll get enough confidence to move up from gonemild. You’re beautiful. ",
"I need to go lose some weight",
"Maybe Dr. Mantis Toboggan can help you?",
"Congrats on both losing 70lbs, and graduating in a field of quantum studies!",
"Good job!",
"What is getting iced?",
"nice! even your lips and nose got sharper. Certainly motivated me to lose weight!",
"Amazing. Well done and congratulations. I bet you feel better too. ",
"\"Stealth Abs\"",
"Nah shes wearing little to no makeup in the before picture. But definitely is in the after pic, shes wearing foundation, shaped and colored eyebrows, mascara and possibly even highligh and coutour. \n\nIn her before picture, her eyebrows arent shaped or colored, you can still see the mole on her cheek (which isnt visible at all on the after pic) and no mascara. I honestly dont see any makeup in the before picture. Still a purdy girl either way. ",
"[This video on why it's easier to eat healthy in Japan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr4MmmWQtZM) was quite an eye opener for me. They simply have more moderately healthy options across the board, even amongst fast food and microwave dishes.\n\nIf I want to eat healthy in my country I feel like I have very little choice despite cooking everything myself. Restaurants and instant meals offer very few healthy things, and those are often terrible. So it's easy to get stuck with really bad food when there isn't enough time.",
"You look friendlier.",
"Where'd the mole on your face go? Maybe that was just chocolate.",
"I'd would add that if you're a coffee drinker, drink it black without any bullshit creamers.",
"There is just less fat in your face leading to a sharper bone structure. And I mean sure, you can go the Kardashian route and chisel away jaw bone for a more \"appealing\" look.",
"Insulation. ",
"Thank you for your reply. I've been feeling like going but i can't establish a routine. You've pushed me enough to where I want to go. Thanks a bunch ",
"Was bulking for a couple of years and losing 15 lbs was all it took to get my chin sharp enough to get noticibly more attention.",
"Wow, that's amazing. Do I show this to my SO??? Lol... :(",
"At least in NYC, it seems an even 50/50 among my friends who cook/take out. Where I grew up in the suburbs, though, it was primarily home cooking.\n\nEdit: note I'm including delivery in with take out",
"You've got that hungry look in your eye.",
"Just out of curiosity, how long ago was this?",
"Theres also a spooky skeleton",
"Sorry to hear all that :/ sounds like you need a good personal trainer that will make a program suitable to your problems, wish you the best in your efforts!",
"incoming modeling agency calls",
"Made it.. tan?",
"This has given me so much motivation Thankyou :) x ",
"Your eyebrow game also improved. I dig it. ",
"Awesome job!",
"You look great in both! But go you, 70 lbs is not easy",
"has he ever used steroids? they do that pretty often. Probably not but eh.",
"You look so pretty! I wish i had the willpower to lose weight. All i need is 30lbs but its so hard to my lazy butt moving",
"That’s what they refer to as “old man strength.”",
"I checked because the pics OP posted are good lookin and I was hoping they post to /r/gonewild",
"Beautiful either way. I’m pretty you feel better with those 70 lbs off but you were beautiful before and gorgeous now. ",
"Losing weight makes you tan?",
"It made you face tan with makeup... how does that work?",
"Whew I was scrolling a little fast and initially read that as trying to get the fat out of your anus. ",
"Not all that low by the sound of it! ",
"Congrats! You look great but the make up and lighting also make a huge difference. Would have been more striking with less make up in the after pic",
".. just OMG WOW!",
"TIL, thanks budday.",
"Mila Kunis vibe",
"Damn!",
"Lol I paid this girl a compliment and you got your panties all in a bunch about it. Talk about misinterpreting a comment and being a pretentious asshole. You're really upset over nothing at all. ",
"Makes sense ",
"If I told you my complete life story you'd think I was making it up too.",
"Lmao",
"can you post your picture? i am curious cuz i have never seen a skinny guy with double chin.",
"I am sure my anus could lose some weight too. :)",
"20lb is very doable. Start walking every day and cut out sodas and other sugary foods. You'll drop the weight in no time. Went from 240lb here to 190lb in about 6 months. I started walking to work and back instead of driving and cut out soda from my diet. Then I started walking in the evenings (made my dog very happy!). I estimate I walk 7-10 miles a day on average.\n\nAmazing how much better you feel and how much more energy you have. Plus, the 20 minute walk home gives me time to think or just listen to some tunes. ",
"This is most big women. They lose 70 pounds and become some pieces like that, ",
"I've always called it a protective layer for my rock hard abs",
"That's makeup, woman. Don't make things up. ",
"Idk this seems pretty depressing forcing yourself to do something you hate so you can improve your looks.. it's like working but instead of money you get better looks. There's so many terrible things to force yourself to do already.",
"It contributes a lot to the face looking better, you stupid bish. Not that she looks that great in either",
"I know that exactly feeling. Back in college, I used drink cans of coca cola a few times a day. I noticed it would affect not only my physical being but my mental being as well. I would get headaches easily and have trouble focusing on certain tasks. I eventually decided to make the switch and substituted carbonated drinks with fruit juice or sports drinks and made my way to tea and ultimately water.\n\nNow, when I get less than 1000ml of water a day, I start to get the same symptoms I had when I was craving soda, except my wallet is lighter now since water is basically free. Plus, when I drink soda now it is too sugary/carbonated and I can't have more than a bottle without feeling bloated.\n \n\n",
"Wow....I wish I didn’t go down that rabbit trail. I wonder if there is mental illness. Unless it’s part bot.",
"You're like a model but hotter. I'm impressed..",
"It's all utter speculation based on what... that she talks about cryptocurrency and feels too young to be in grad school? Maybe you're the only person on Earth that doesn't like \"superficial reassurance\" (what the rest of us call compliments and recognition), but just about everyone else does.\n\nShe's lost an incredible amount of weight, so congrats to her. You can keep worrying about the dreaded bamboozle where you accidentally gave congrats to a teen with self confidence issues if you want. God forbid.",
"The carbs in rice are much worse than the fat in cheese and cream. Those will fill you up faster and keep you full longer",
"> The human body has really strange ways to store stuff\n\nThe new motto for r/buttsharpies (NSFW)",
"I sound like a superficial assfuck but it's amazing how much more attractive people are once they lose excess fat. ",
"It is a pic",
"Looks like you turned Egyptian. ",
"Looks like you got a tan also.",
"Don't forget bobs n vagene",
"I reckon' you're referring to visceral fat. That's fat that accumulates between organs and other internal areas. ",
"Yes, please.\n",
"Cry harder, your tears are delicious",
"Tbh, losing 70 lbs made you “beautiful”, I mean your face is changed somehow, to me at least!",
"The post on suicide watch got nuked. Even using ceddit failed :( \n\nI'm so curious to read. Does anyone know what it said?",
"That was instant \"I wish she took better care of herself\" to \"hey, what are you doing Friday night?\"",
"Made it darker? Made your lips fuller? I give up",
"Lots of makeup in pic #2. That freckle would be an easy cover up. ",
"Never knew it was possible to loose weight in the face ",
"Just rewatched fellowship of the ring and that just made me think of when pippin asked argon about the second breakfast. ",
"https://youtu.be/PJVP0RTRlWE",
"She went from being albino to almost black from loosing 75 pounds?",
"I was skinny most of my life, currently overweight, can confirm my cheeks look fat and I have no jaw no matter how much I weigh. ",
"Damn. Roasted and toasted. ",
"Nice!",
"Made it thinner?",
"Your nose is the only part that stayed the same.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"and lighting, makeup and doing your hair",
"Gorgeous. Good for you. I hope you feel good. ",
"Buried in makeup",
"When you see rice, bread, potatoes, juices, fruits (keep these very low if you eat them - they are nearly pure sugar), packaged snacks (chips, poptarts, etc), butter. Do not eat them. They are carbs simple carbs that if not used for fuel for exercise will turn to fat and give you insulin spikes that affect your stress and make you retain more fat. Butter is not necessary. It's good for you, but it's extremely calorie rich and your goal is to burn more than you eat daily.\n\nEat oats, beans, eggs, fat free milk, vegetables (limitless, especially cruciferous), lean meats, oils (very sparingly, even with cooking), whole grains (whole grain bread if you must eat it, same with cereals). Eat unlimited vegetables, eat proteins generously, eat beans and oats earlier in the day (carbs, so you will burn them as you are awake rather than store them as fat while you sleep).\n\nOats, whole grains, and beans are complex carbs that take time to digest. They will steadily supply you with energy. When you eat them, have small portions, they are still calorie rich. \n\nLearn to eat at half portions you are used to. Look up intermittent fasting if you still have self control issues. \n\nProtein is filling, eat meats with your complex carbs. Eggs with oats. Beef and beans. Chicken and vegetables. Keep your vegetables raw. Pan cook your meats in at most 1TBSP oil.\n\nBuy a multivitamin and take it in the middle of the day during a meal. Without food it will mainly be peed out. No more alcohol, no more artificially added sugars, no more pre packaged foods. Do you want to be lean? Start here. Learn as you go but mistakes are just choices once made twice. Care for yourself.",
"If only pizza didn't taste so good...",
"Because the post is about their face being different, and losing weight is far from the only change. You seem incredibly insecure about how dependent you are on makeup.",
"Daaaang, you got super hot!",
"yeah... and weight loss doesn't change the angle/point of someone's nose/chin and remove moles.",
"Great work!",
"Before I would've thought twice before I banged you. After now I'd definitely bang you. ",
"You got thinner and your face got thinner too. Who knew?",
">That's nothing against posting the same content here. \n\nExcept he literally said it doesn't belong here?",
"Lots of fucking thots out here downvoting today",
"Don't forget lighting!",
"Court's in session, /u/shadowvendetta is presiding.",
"Hey thanks for being an asshole, milleniums from now people will remember your comment for helping this society live happier and better.",
"*you're *find\nI think everybody could find something wrong with your comment.",
"You mean you can't see it because of the combination of a tan and makeup. ",
"I rather keep my keg",
"Stores his fat around his organs, terrible for many diseases and highly correlated with early death",
"I call bullshit, you didn't lose it, you used it.",
"> looks great and happy about her weight loss, but still feels like she's worthless\n\ndepression ayye",
"It's kind of a running gag in America. There's an alcoholic drink called Smirnoff Ice that's like 2% alcohol and tastes like Sprite. If someone surprises you with one (they'll hide it in a microwave or in your pillow case) then you have to get on one knee and chug it. Fun and stupid at the same time.",
"I'm trying to get to 175-180 from 200. All of my fat is actually in my stomach, hips and face. It's annoying but on the bright side I guess I know when I start to lose it it will be from the areas I want to lose it from. \n\nI'm exercising again but changing my diet is hard. My meals tend today have been Mac and cheese oatmeal and spaghetti. Very bad. ",
"Wow weight loss made u more tan and put makeup on",
"And losing fat around the neck, cheek bones and jawline.",
"You’re attractive now! Nice work",
"What if you are someone who feels hungry still after one meal? I try to excercise when I can, but my issue is I can't cut my intake because I feel very hungry even after eating.",
"That's not a reply to what I said. Why are you so upset?",
"Before: eww\n\nAfter: I always had a thing for you\n\n🙄",
"That’s amazing ! You look/looked beautiful ;) keep up the great work.",
"Great. You're conceded now. ",
"Now that your hot... Wanna go out?",
"You're a beautiful elf now! And you were beautiful then too",
"For the last time, glycogen is a limited storage source. Where do you think excess carbohydrates go? Vanish into the void? Liver glycogen stores ~100g of glucose, muscle glycogen stores ~500g, and the rest of it stores as fat",
"Wow, that fat was really holding your eyelashes down apparently. Now they're \"on the fleek,\" as the kids would say.",
"Goes from below average to very good looking. Congrats. ",
"It looks like you gained it all back in makeup",
"Yes, there is absolutely an increased risk of cancer with long-term use of GH. \n\nSource: had a pituitary tumor producing growth hormone, which led to insulin resistance. Now mush have regular checkups. ",
"That's been out for a long time. You missed the spoilers window",
"I'm wondering, you were probably pretty self conscience with how you looked when you were heavier (I know I am). Do you still feel like that? If not, how fast was the change to being confident?",
"> 70 lbs\n\nI'm still trying to grasp the idea that you shed 70% of my entire weight. Great job OP. ",
"made it darker ??",
"It literally turned your frown upside down.",
"Girl you hott!",
"You’re beautiful. Good job!",
"Average redditor is 18-24 bro. Probably 3 years ago. ",
"You’re hot ",
"Dang you're hot now!",
"Don't be. It's been so long since that aired, it's past the grace period. ",
"Beautiful both ways by dear! Happy you're happy though, that's all that matters ",
"Maybe not that superficial, I can't find someone fat attractive, my mind will go over their bad habits. Overweight is ok, anyone can fall onto it, but being unhealthy fat is(most of the times) your fault.",
"Most people can't, because most people aren't carrying half of another person worth of fat.",
"One of them eventually becomes sentient and names itself u/tlighta?",
"It shouldn’t be hard for something to make you want to lose weight if you’re overweight, but really you’re not that bad. If you were an American you’d be in above-average shape. \n\nI on the other hand should also be 180 in an ideal world and would be quite pleased to get down to 200. ",
"Ew",
"You look great! Keep up the hard work.",
"TIL I need to lose 70 pounds",
"Start drinking soda water, I started two years ago and now I don't even like sugary soda and can't drink it.",
"Actually the hard visceral fat inside your beer belly deposits under your abdominal muscles, not over. So your abs aren't being protected.",
"It cured resting bitch face!",
"I always get downvoted when I express this opinion. My favorite is when people boil it down a description and comment “A picture of ‘x’” And your point is?? The sub is literally called pics. If it’s a picture, it belongs. ",
"WOW",
"I didn't know when you lost weight you have a layer of make-up under there. Mad. ",
"I think you meant \"twinks\"?",
"/r/shittytumblrgifs ",
"Dunno what's the physical reaction that changes skin tone and paints eyebrows",
"Yup, I seem to store some in the philtrum, which alters my appearance quite a bit when gaining weight.",
"Conceited*, and you’re just an asshole, so there’s that...",
"I thought I was the only one who remembered Inside Out Boy!\n\nI was starting to think I made him up and just forgot. ",
"Gal gadot anyone? Idk I kinda see a resemblance ",
"hmm shame, still no booty.",
"It made you tan!",
"I mean if you worked for it you could. I goofed off two semesters and took useless classes that don't count and I'll still be graduating with my bachelors right after my 19th birthday. If I hadn't and I'd taken a summer semester I'd be graduating after this one. ",
"Had no idea it made your skin darker too. Hm.",
"Keto is the fittest I have ever been and I was around 170 at 6'3 when on it. It's expensive to maintain though. It's definitely not just a fad diet like many people claim, it's the real deal.\n\nI think people that go on it and say it's not working well are probably still not eating well. Just cutting out bread is a good start but it's more than that and you still need meals. Just eating some cheese and deli meat from the fridge won't cut it. ",
"Yeah definitely mental illness...",
"Why did it make your face so much darker?",
"Who gives a fuck about the assholes in here with the petty shit. So what she's more tan than after losing weight. That's the fucking point, right? To get to a point where you and your reflection makes you happy, no matter the cosmetics... Correct? To look in the mirror and see who you are, showing progress pics to get to the \"this is my goal!!\", pic. If it includes changing make up strageties, then so fucking be it. What's the problem? Most of y'all, that operate 85% of Reddit, gonna use three of any of your multiple sexual organs to control this narrative anywho, I'm mean anything. This girl, woman, literal life changer made a post to motivate you. You shit. You told her \"NO!\".",
"Golly.",
"He's a silent but deadly killer.",
"Whoa, this is unfair--you were gorgeous even before you lost the weight. Now you're gorgeous AND healthy. So happy for you.",
"I have just cut flavoured milk out, or at least down .. only aiming to drop a few kilos on the belly, I reckon that should do it.\n",
"Hole. E. Shit.\n\nI fucking LOVE scantily clad women more than naked ones..and now I have found gone mild. Omg I love you and so does my tiny pecker.\n\nThank you so much \n\n\nEdit: what's the beef? I found a subreddit I like? I like hot girls? Is this not okay? Are small cocks not okay?",
"Time flies motherfucker",
"Do you have any studies or websites that back that up? It's not that I'm trying to second guess you, but the nutrition classes and the dietician I just spoke to claim the exact opposite when it comes to protein.",
"As someone who recently lost about 60 lbs (230-ish to 175), **well done**!!!",
"The thing is, at a certain age and if you lose too much your face can end up looking worse",
"Thanks for the feedback. I’m currently 6 1, 225ish and ya, I need to change lol. Any cool dishes you came across while on keto?",
"You turned into Gal Gadot?",
"Crazy",
"Welcome to the family, Meg. ",
"Is a pic not in the spirit of pics?",
"and lip filler",
"And I’ve got kids all over town",
"):",
"Perfect 10",
"I need mine to move really heavy things, what do you use yours for? ",
"I wonder what my profile could look like! Atleast you lose weight in your face first! I needed this motivation! ",
"Can we see what it did to your ass? ",
"From potato to patato",
"No. They definitely have a muscle definition. I am talking about people “skinny as a twig”. The ones that have low body fat, and low muscle count.",
"You look like Lila Juno’s \n\nEdit: Mila Kunis* wtaf autocorrect",
"I too keep mine in mind condition, minimal wear and tear(if any). Never know when it'll be worth something.",
"I laughed at your username before I even read your comment, take the upvote sir",
"Ahh. Okay. Apologies. ",
"Hey kid. I'm worried about ya. Your post history is a bit alarming. Talk to someone, even anonymously. There are many help lines out there. I had to call one once, and I'm a very conservative older guy. So don't be afraid to ask for help.",
"I'd agree with all of that. Carbs are everywhere in American diets, and we tend to eat way too much of them because they don't sate hunger very well. I think I was just eating too few of them because I was certain they were unneeded, when it turns out they are crucial for certain aspects of health. ",
"You mean gaining 70 lbs in make up?",
"The fat in the face pushes out while the nose structure stays put, so the nose gets wider and stubby, almost like a pug. Losing weight pulls the skin back and gives the nose an entirely different profile and slimming look. You can do this yourself by placing your palms on your cheeks near your ears (sideburn area) and push your face forward. If you are already overweight, place your palms on cheeks closer to mouth and pull face toward ears to see how your nose would look after losing weight. Also film it and post it here on Reddit.",
"It really bladed the eyebrows nicely too!",
"Lose weight or start lifting heavy shit. ",
"This is cool to see, and there are two reasons why the words I am about to say are even cooler and should give you some super self-confidence:\n\n#1: You were beautiful in picture number one. Maybe you didn't feel that way, and then again, who gives a fuck about external beauty, but you obviously had the internal fortitude that tells me you had a strong personality and a drive to improve yourself. The awesome part is that I see that drive in picture #1.\n\n#2: Although I am a male person, I know we will never meet in person, I live in another country, and I have zero skin in this game. Why do I bring that up? So you will know that there is nothing I have to gain by telling you that you look fantastic now as well.\n\nPlease make sure you continue to carry the confidence from picture 1 and picture 2. No matter who you are, where you are in life, your core shines through, and I'm proud you're finding a way to shine through as well. Best of luck from a few thousand miles away :-)",
"Tilt your head back as far as you can while maintaining a strong posture. \n\nWhile looking upward, recite the letters A, E, I, O, U.\n\nIf you do this in an exaggerated manner, you should feel the strain on your neck muscles caused by the movement of your chin.\n\nThis exercise can be used to tone your neck/jaw area if practiced daily.",
"We'll find you.",
"My heart broke. Posting the same thing, day after day, with no comment :(",
"No, no. My bad. I put that extra N accidentally. I see the confusion.",
"I lost 10 pounds (185-175) since Dec. 14th. I literally just counted calories and exercised. It just takes some effort and making good choices. Start by cutting out or cutting down alcohol. You'll be amazed how quickly the pounds come off.",
"That's a horrible mentality to have that someone can't even rest or recuperate when they're sick. ",
"Absolutely gorgeous! Keep doing you, *for* you!",
"no bones?",
"good spot, yes sir I am.",
"While that's true and all you have to do is reduce your calorie count by almost half to diet keto is a really good way to fast track a diet without having to count much because you know you're eating low carb at all times. ",
"I think it's like 35 pounds lost will give you around an inch. Congrats, you're coming in to an impressive inch and a half!",
"Couldn’t it work the other way where you have poor bone structure but the fat covered up the imperfections? Like when I decided to shave my head one day, I was horrified at my crooked dome. ",
"Awesome work! You look lovely, truly. And the little bonus kiddo is so cute just hanging out in the after picture! ",
"Wow phenomenal progress! Really inspiring!",
"I envision /r/pics as nice photography stuff I can look at and enjoy the beauty and artfulness of. That's what I personally use /r/pics for. That's just my opinion though. If people want this subreddit to be before and after photos I'll just browse it less and the world can move on.",
"holy shit, im 100% going to the gym tomorrow, gotta go back to fit life.",
"Contouring!",
"It helped. ",
"I was thinking John Wayne Gacy",
"Why?",
"Diet isn't supposed to be followed for a little bit. Your diet is what you eat and drink in general. ",
"Elevensies!",
"Send bobs",
"That's the best part of these posts",
"I know. I was almost there. Senior year, tons of football practice...\n\nAnd then depression, inactivity, and most of all, PIZZA ROLLS.",
"I deleted my post specifically because of how stupid I sounded, before I saw your comment. Just have to say thanks, you're right :>",
"With exercising you should take joy in the fact that you can stop whenever you want, but don't.",
"How to eat tan 101, lose 70 lbs!",
"Oh okay thanks. Why do they get on one knee though?",
"Damn, I just read it? She basically said that she’s lonely because everyone in grad school thinks she is way too young, and she’s also very insecure, etc",
"Im pretty sure the beer belly fat is stored under the abdominal muscles. Thats why a beer belly feels so hard.\n\nAfter some research I found it is called Visceral fat",
"I don't think the weight loss did this to your eyes and eyebrows. I think this might be makeup.",
"Look guys, [there's just no evidence that suggests that losing weight is healthy](https://youtu.be/z_3S2_41_FE). OP could've been jacked before, we don't know ",
"Nike",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a keg?",
"I'm just messing with you bro",
"Who cares, you'll end up eating us all. Keep dreaming underwater.",
"All sensory input goes to and from your brain, genius. ",
"It's a common misconception that you have to eat only vegetables and work out 7 days a week in order to be a normal weight.\n\nThe reality is that you can eat whatever you want and do absolutely nothing all day as long as you are eating less than what your body actually needs to maintain its weight. You can eat nothing but candy every day and lose weight as long as you are eating fewer calories than you need. You'll be sickly and feel like shit but you will absolutely lose weight on the all candy diet.\n\nYour appetite is probably in line with what your activity levels are, and that's great. You are probably what is referred to as \"skinny fat\" where you are within a normal BMI but have a high bodyfat compared to muscle ratio.\n\nSomewhere along the way \"weight loss\" became synonymous with \"healthy eating\" instead of \"portion control\" and everyone is worse off for it.",
"Rejected even on the internet :(",
"I am also of the thankful sort. ",
"I just got an email for some pills that will make you bigger. I'll forward it to you. ",
"Even your nose looks slimmer. Very interesting. ",
"Gotta get on that grind, my dude. I gained about 20 lbs back 2 years ago after i met my current gf, but now i worked it all off, and went an extra 5 lbs down. You gotta work for it, really push that shit. ",
"Beauty is only fat deep! ",
"Hahahah",
"Everybody whips out the slippery slope argument here seriously it's not that hard: ban progress pics because the content doesn't matter and isn't interesting, it's just a plea for upvotes based on the context of the photo. Ban pictures of text (and actually enforce it) because again, it's only the text that really matters in the context of the title. Ban \"I got rid of cancer\" or \"my dog just died\" because the content isn't important, only the title. If the mods actually did that we would be going a long ways. Would it be perfect, no, but it would be an improvement.\n\n\nAnyway it will never happen and I realize that so I'm just bitchin to bitch. Pics is my last resort subreddit. I know the content is at least 50% garbage.",
"Almost 10 years",
"You look like freakin the girl in fat and the furious that died",
"Ditto. And I only cut half an arm.",
"Close",
"After just a week of regular exercise my face seems less wide. It could also just be that exercise promotes good posture. You'd be surprised how bad a dipped head and hunched/rolled shoulders can make you look. ",
">got iced while being asked to be a bridesmaid\n\nLegendary. ",
"You get 40 portions ",
"Then phrase it correctly. You're entitled to your opinion. When you say this picture doesn't fit the spirit of pics you're saying this doesn't fit the standards of what the sub is about. You didn't say I personally don't like these pictures in pics. Or that they don't fit my standards. \n\n",
"Make up?",
"Thatsthejoke.jpg",
"Amazing how weight loss and skin tone are related like that ",
"I heard that the minute you stop keto, you blow up like a balloon. Is this true?",
"Is that legit? Sounds scary!",
"Well, he is unknown so I doubt anyone will miss him ",
"Turned you into wonder woman",
"You went from comedy movie to drama! ",
"Uh what? This is so innacurate it's not funny. I can't believe people are upvoting you. Insulin and growth hormone do not combine into IGF-1. IGF-1 is a completely separate hormone that is upregulated by growth hormone (and controlled by insulin to a lesser extent). There's also no evidence that exogenous use increases size of organs to any measurable level.\n\nThe current consensus is that the gut is due to visceral fat buildup from exogenous insulin. It's also very possible to reduce it, have a look at Phil Heath at last year's Olympia.",
"That's not how it works",
"If you wanted to stay 100% keto, then yeah - but the main idea here is to replace your macros... instead of having \"mostly carbs and some fat and some protein\" you want to have \"mostly protein and some fat and very little carbs\".",
"Only after 16, 20, or 23 hours. Intermittently even.",
"if you're going to be entertaining, you'd better bring enough to go around. that's why I forego the six pack and bring the whole keg. ",
"Biggest surprise: how it changed the shape of your nose!!",
"My dad lost 100lbs over the past year and a half and his nose went from drooping down to straightish/slightly pointed up. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it in front of my eyes! I'll look for pics and try to update this post if I remember lol.",
"Hey! 22 pounds is also a real achievement. I can't even lose one. Gz on the discipline friend. ",
"3-4 hours.",
"Lookup intermittent fasting, are subs for too, those people eat once a day",
"OP, do a front face shot",
"Bro I quit life last Thursday and ever since I've had so much free time",
"Why don't you just say you are losing 120 pounds then the last 20 doesn't really matter how long it takes to lose. I feel like it's a mental barrier.",
"Why? I just let it slide out I don't push, if that makes sense? Lol",
"Your brows are. 👏 On. 👏 Point. 👏",
"Congrats, you look great!",
"First thing I noticed.",
"Wow all that fat was covering up such pretty makeup.",
"My belly needs to stop demanding things it doesn't need ",
"Wowwwww, good for you! Im going to try this.",
"Did you drink lots of energy drinks? How many?\n\nI'll admit I'm a sucker for sodas and I'll gulp on those, but I'm baffled by people who drink EDs daily. ",
"Is your face single?",
"Decent progress. Why the change? ",
"Michelangelo with the sculpting over heeya",
"Yeah you're right. I'll work on that. Thanks for being constructive.",
"I'm a 6'6\" guy. Was 420lbs, now am 330lbs, want to get down to 275lbs. I got it done through hitting the gym, intermittent fasting and a different outlook on my relationship with food. It's absolutely changed my life. One step at a time, my dude!",
"Might have been water retention. Try to go with very reduced sodium for a few days, and increase the potassium intake. ",
"Fatties are less attractive. There. I said it. You may downvote me but everyone here knows it’s true.",
"That's true.",
"Less pixels?",
"Who cares about the weight loss? I lost 87 lbs before it was about medium difficulty. She is 18 and in grad school, that is fucking amazing!! And you are just brushing it off like it's a meaningless detail. How many people lose 70lbs? A lot. How many people get into grad school by 18? Hardly anyone.",
"HUGE CONGRATS on the weight loss\n\nI went through a big ol weight drop recently and the same thing. Looking at pictures of me from 2016 compared to today the difference is INSANE.\n\nKeep up the AWESOME work!!!!!!",
"You lost your beauty spot? You don’t need the mask of makeup, you’re beautiful =]",
"2real. \nIs there a support subreddit for us? \n",
"Just part of the gag. Makes it more dramatic. You’re in the same position as if you’re being knighted or proposing to someone, but instead you’re chugging a glorified wine cooler because your pal slipped it in your suitcase when you weren’t looking. ",
"New face who dis?",
"Please post on /r/roastme, I have a great joke and I really wanna day it, but it’s entirely inappropriate without you being in on the joke",
"George likes his chicken spicy!",
"I just lost 35 and mine did the same thing. I like to show off my jaw bone now, its my favorite feature of my body now.",
"You are very pretty and I would bring you out in a second. ",
"I'm not sure alcohol will help me lose weight, but I'll give it a shot. ^^^^^or ^^^^^10",
"Cool... show us what it did to your boobs.",
"Exactly. People with depression can easily solve most of, if not all their problems just by slipping on some running shoes and going for walks/runs. It's worked for me. ",
"Adds more makeup?",
"Straight guys are so funny. ",
"WAIT!! Hold up!!! I saw this exact picture today on a Cool Sculpting website. \n\nIt’s Coolsculpting.com and it is in the before and after pictures. \n\nCan someone see if I’m right?!? ",
"You probably got good genetics. Losing 80 lbs just made my jawline sharper but my face relatively looks the same. Of course just less pudgy. ",
"Sugar addiction is real and the symptoms are exactly what your described. ",
"omg i thought it was just me, i cut out 90% of my soda intake but whenever i get Chinese food i have to get a pepsi",
"The good thing about fats is they leave you sated longer than carbs. An equal amount of carbs will leave you hungry earlier than the same amount of fat.",
"I once spent 25 minutes in a Gas Station trying to avoid a doucher from high school only to be cornered by them later at a restaurant. \"back in town for a bit\", obviously means awkwardly tracking down and harassing the fuck out of your brothers. ",
"what did it do to your....\n",
"Look up kybella! They inject it into your double chin and it dissolves the fat. Look at before and after pictures on realself.com, its amazing. I see prices from $1,000-$2,000 on there, so it's not a horrible price, since you get the injections spaced out. ",
"It honestly seems like this is what many people want on here. Once we start narrowing down what is allowed or not on *r/pics* then at what point does it defeat the purpose. There's a specialized Reddit for *everything* so the fact that a sub exists for something doesn't mean it shouldn't exist on a more general sub for the same medium.",
"you're a beauty and dont forget it dammit. thanks for posting. ",
"can you tell this to my girlfriend who constantly complains about her weight gain and how her neck is but as soon as i try to get her to do any kind of exercise she comes up with an excuse.",
"Pics just stands for pics, usually only good pics get upvoted unless they have a handicap. In this case the handicap being op turned out to be a pretty girl.",
"Your l 💋 just got sexier too. ",
"that was my point",
"Because it’s not interesting? And we don’t have any personal connections to the person so we don’t really care what changes happened to the person.",
"Only if you go nuts and eat cake for breakfast lunch and dinner. I would say it's easy to go back to the starting line if you go back to eating the way you used to for a month. I didn't gain a lot of weight until recently and it's been several years since my six month keto experience. ",
"So what was your method? Definitely looking for some tips and inspiration on how you accomplished this!",
"And then you’ll start back up when you get married and have kids",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"She favors Diana Prince, in the photo on the right.",
"Why you're being such a huge asshole about it is a mystery to me, but when your diet isn't full of salt and sugar, foods that are packed full of salt and sugar will really shock your palate. ",
"hands?",
"You can do it. I've worked my way down from 228 to almost 200 (I made 198 once for a day and a half and crept back up to 205). right at this moment, I'm 200 even. Just got to keep on those small helpings.",
"Best comment ever! Sorry for the future loss..of your families heads.",
"I looked at the subs he posts in - I guess typically someone will PM a response so I guess that’s a bit redeeming....?\n\nThere’s also an, ahem, audio recording 😳",
"):",
"Beautiful before and after! Congratulations on your weight loss! ♥️",
"I just love how overweight people have the best skin texture after losing weight.",
"not gonna fool for this one, the last time someone posted a link it was to PenIsland.com",
"/r/excatholic maybe?",
"Wow, that's quite a difference! Congratulations!!",
"It would be a beautiful place, though.",
"Yeah I've been thinking my face is a bit chubby lately, but then I looked at photos of myself from 2012 and went \"holy shit!\". It's incredible what gaining even 10-15 lbs does to your face.",
">I like your fireman family dinner idea. \n\nIt's the only way to feed 16 guys, if we didn't we'd have everyone in our kitchen trying to get their own breakfast/dinner etc. It also helps us act like a family which is important when you're going into life and death situations. We're all very close and we bond over dinner.",
"I'm more impressed by what it did to your eyebrows!",
"Even the lips, crazy cool great work",
"212 that should be 180ish. Let's workout together.",
"Happy birthday!!",
"To me, female attractiveness is 80% about the jaw. Honestly, you went from a 3 to a 9 in about 70 lbs. Good work OP",
"Would do*",
"Anyone who claims they find the before more attractive than the after,\n\nare either lying to themselves, or, much more likely, the rest of us.\n\nThe after is so obviously more attractive it just hurts to see anyone claim otherwise. \n\nI mean it hurts for them, as in sad that they need to pretend.",
"Also, makeup in the first one",
"Congratulations! You must be really proud of yourself, that’s no easy task",
"Honestly, its likely a state of mind. you notice you only have 10 pounds until you hit your goal so you keep doing what you're doing, which has already showed success. but you need to do more, spend an extra 10 minutes on the bike. turn your cheat day into a cheat hour, or go for another walk with your dog before bed every night.\n\nI've gone through a 40 lb weight loss before. 240-200 and that it went very smoothly for me because I was hard at work for my college rugby team. my goal wasn't to lose weight, it was to win a national title so I wasn't dwelling on that last 10 lbs, I was more worried about the team we play next week. \n\nBut since thanksgiving weighing myself at 249 It has been a struggle cutting down again since I'm out of sports and have a different mindset of not wanting to see that number on the scale instead of working to be where i want to be.\n\nDieting is my number 1 obstacle at the moment, since I could easily have 3k calories a day back then.\n\nKeep working at it, and her achievement, or mine, or anyone elses doesn't make yours any less real. you'll get there\n\n",
"Who else thought it was Gal Gaddot? ",
"Honestly I downvote pet pics routinely unless the picture itself is exceptional. Not everyone's generic looking dog is interesting to anyone else but the owner. But yeah if you have a nice shot of your Tamaskan next to a lake in Alaska during the sunset, why not.",
"Your skin will take time to reduce down after dropping that much weight. The younger you are the more likely it is to full recover, but as we age our collagen gets less great. The skin may never fully tighten up without surgery.",
"Fake as hentai",
"How often have you secretly watched her?",
"wow , you look so different ! beautiful :-) both ways ",
"One time I went to the movies with my mom and sister and before the movie I said, \"I gotta go\". My mom simply said, \"go make everyone in there laugh\". I dont know how she had this insight. There were two young gentlemen in the stalls chatting it up. I found a nice place and started the single loudest dump I've ever taken. A combination of farts and big turds breaking the waters surface. The two guys kept talking normally until one of them said, \"man that red lobster tore me up\". The other guy laughed and said, \"yeah...I can tell\". His responded with, \"dude, thats not me\". The three of us laughed and laughed. I was laughing so hard tears were streaming. Anyways, I guess all my energy was going toward laughing and I couldnt finish my business. I was forced to bite my shirt and only at that time was I able to muster up enough strength to push the remaining fecal matter out and leave the scene of the crime. ",
"This is exactly what I'm doing. Still eat out once a day usually. Just cutting the amount. Only lost 5 pounds so far but it works. ",
"It gave you a good make up",
"Wow, nice. You can even just tell by your lips",
"I am pretty sure you are thinking of Dr. Douglas Howser M.D. He looks a lot like NPH so people confused the two. I think NPH might've even played Howser in a TV movie once.",
"Jesus christ, reddit...",
"Why have a six pack when you can have a keg",
"Your brows are literally amazing. So jealous.",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"heyy congrats on now being hot!!!",
"Eat more to exercise your jaw",
"I am 82kg (181lbs), 5'10 and wanna lose approx 12kg (27lbs). I would like some advice on how I can lose weight, especially considering the last time I did that, I still had hip weight. Its probably the most out of proportion part of my body. ",
"I will forever up vote these. Keep going strong!",
"looking so much better/younger but lets be honest here, you have CLEARLY gotten some sort of filler around the corners of your mouth to pull them up and fillers in your lips to make them fuller and voluptuous , compared to the flat lips in before pic!\nI used to work at dermatologist's office who would do a ton of lip fillers a day so I can tell an injected lip from a real one, in the dark!!!\n\ngreat progress though, but i think it is false and misleading to credit your whole improvement to losing weight, solely!",
"70 lbs is jack. I mean, it's a bunch of cocaine, but it's not like losing 70 kg ",
"It's like Neville Longbottom' s transformation into a man... But you know... As a good looking woman instead.\n",
"Was there really that much of a difference? I always feel sluggish and tired. I drink water in the day but after 3pm its Diet Coke, I drink about 5 glasses through the evening. I'm thinking of cutting it out for a week or two to see how I feel but it really is my only addiction and I'm not sure if I could stop, or want to stop.",
"I promise you!! I can’t figure out how to post a link. \nIt’s in the before and after pics and you scroll down and hit view more and I swear it’s the same person. \n\nThe reason I remembered it was because I thought she looked so much like Kylie Jenner that I thought the cool sculpting people took a pic of Kylie Jenner and photoshopped it. \n\nObviously, I could be completely wrong here but the resemblance is uncanny!! ",
"Went from stay away from my cheetos to wanna make out",
"Holy shit, I'm gonna lose weight so that I darken a few shades as well!",
"how many dicks can i swallow on a 2000 calorie diet?",
"I'm 5'9\" and a couple of years ago I dropped from 200 to 145 in about 6 months. I can't do special diets. I just religiously followed calories on MyFitnessPal. That does lead you to better choices, because you figure out what fills you up and what doesn't. But it also meant that I could go on a six mile run and then eat cheesecake. And I did. ",
"Congratulations, that is good motivation!",
"Reddit ",
"It looks like the fat cheeks weigh down the face, pulling your nose and mouth corners down. Maybe that's why you lose weight and look so unrecognizeable, your default setting was 'misery face' the whole time!",
"Cutting out fizzy drinks was one of the best things I did. Only drink green tea and water (and a few beers every couple of weeks). Even aside from weight loss, cutting out soda made me feel much better in general. I stopped getting tooth ache, lost some pounds, stopped getting tired at 3pm everyday and no longer get any chest/stomach pains. \n\nI used to go through 3-4 cans of coke every day, sometimes more. That shit takes a serious toll on your body. It very much felt like an addiction to caffeine but i haven’t had a coke since March 10th last year and I feel great.",
"Is pasty whiteness linked to obesity?",
"Woa, you got a new house!!!",
"Okay, but what if I'm already thin, but my cheeks are still a bit round like the before pic? This has baffled me for years and I want to improve my jawline but people tell me if I lose any more weight, I'll be anorexic. ",
"\"Fingercuffs\"",
"!RedditGarlic",
"Actually, yes, I am",
"The downside is what happens when you're middle-aged. I lost 52 pounds in 2017, and was rewarded with sagging jowls and a fresh crop of wrinkles.",
"I've been eating only chicken breasts and steamed broccoli with only a little salt for the past few days. I can revert to a clean diet starting tomorrow, so today's a few step backwards, but the rest of the week is clean enough to make up for it. Even with today I'll probably drop 1-2lbs this week.",
"You’re my inspiration to keep going",
"*Pop* is what he meant...Cut your *pop* intake in half.",
"Just want to say wow...great job! That's hard work.",
"I...I need to get off this website.",
"It’s so annoying see an awesome post like this and then seeing a million salty comments like “yeah plus your makeup and lighting” like seriously fuck off she lost weight and she’s banging and confident now. Stfu you’re all mad you don’t look like her and/or will never get someone like her ok ",
"u got darker? n less blood on ur lips?",
"You mean 32 kilos",
"Great job! You look fantastic!!!",
"He was the 2nd best thing besides Dexter on that show and without him it was just never the same. ",
"That's amazing! I'm currently working on my diet, hope someday I can get what you've achieved.",
"Ab implants.",
"Chin muscles??",
"Well, I'm inspired. ",
"And makeup. ",
"losing 70 pounds adds make up and better lighting too",
"Can I ask what your diet looks like?",
"I've got a washboard stomach it's just covered in a bunch of dirty laundry ",
"Sorry, I somehow misread it flipped.",
"Maybe she just really really wants validation and chooses to use her body to get it, but threw in the grad school part to look less vapid and shallow. ",
"No need to be a prick.",
"Seeing so many people surprised about bones appearing after weight loss. Exactly what did you think you're made of? Seriously? How could you now know you would develop cheek bones and jawlines? Do you think that if you've even been overweight the bones in your face just disappear? ",
"70 lbs got you eyebrows on fleek too!",
"It's kinda ridiculous how many people think losing weight doesn't make your face look better ",
"Thanks for reminding me I’m a phat phuck",
"Just curious, why is your goal 145? I'm only a few inches taller then you but I'm sitting at 155 trying to gain weight (well in muscle mass).",
"I lost 70 pounds once. Now my nan says she's gonna give me a swift kick in the bollocks and make me pay for the weekly shopping myself. ",
"It made it not as ugly? ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"She's not going to sleep with you either ",
"You turn into mila kunis",
"Incoming hundreds of posts of neckbeard reverse psychology with the \"I liked the first pic better :)\"",
"I tried clicking on /r/gonemild, and there is nothing there. I even tried opening it up in incognito mode, and nothing. wth. ",
"Deleted post link http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/7tjscq/i_feel_like_shit_everyday/",
"70 lbs = 31,75 kg",
"For an obese person, it is *SO EASY* becoming so much more attractive, by taking off extra fat. \n\nMore fit = more attractive. This is universally true. those that say otherwise are full of shit.\n\nOP certainly is a good example. Very cute girl after.\n\nAnd, that dedication is a positive personality trait too.\n\nPeople that were born ugly have it so much worse than those that are merely fat,\n\nit isn't even funny. :(\n\nEven the ugliest people look so much better when they get fit though!\n\nSome need more fitness than others, but it is *always* an improvement.\n\nFrom a 3 to a 5, or a 5 to an 8.. or even a 2 to a 2.5.. fitness is a WIN.\n\nZero /s",
"70 lbs = 31,75 kg",
"Ty m8ty",
"Piss off you gigantic cunt",
"How do you think he got the droopy butthole? Seriously, don't fuck with him, he's seen some things.",
"Dont forget your poop knife!!! ",
"Amazing. Great job! Congrats. ",
"You look great, and good for you. It took me a year but I went from 210lbs to 155lbs. There are people who don't see me regularly that didn't recognize me at first. ",
"Its mint in the box! Never been opened!",
"You became brown?",
"Yeah I really hate reddit sometimes. And if you look how many upvtes the person has and how popular their comment is...that means more people liked what he was saying than disliked what he was saying - and that's troubling. Reddit is great, \"redditors\" kind of suck.",
"Still looks like you are mad at your BF lol ",
"I feel like you have a super skinny face to begin with. Even when you were overweight your face looks smaller than most. ",
"you joke but that's why almost all professional weightlifters have higher BMI ratio",
"This looks like Geo Antoinette from JK Films",
"Hey to be fair they are 5%",
"Hey, please try to do a little more research before spreading pseudoscience. A lot of what you said is oversimplified or just plain false. I don't have time to go through and correct your understanding of the physiology, but for starters, IGF is not \"a combination of GH and insulin.\" IGFs are a class of growth factors that are similar in structure to insulin (hence the name insulin-*like* growth factors). IGF-1 is secreted by the liver in response to growth hormone, and at certain concentrations, insulin and IGF can activate each other's receptors.\n\nSource: I'm a med student, and I learned all of this in great detail at some point.",
"I lost 50lbs in about 2 months with no real exercise. It's amazing what happens when you stop eating shit-tons of sugar and bread",
"I’m like 99% sure this pic is of gardenofguise from IG. ",
"From fatty to flashy",
"Of course! More than happy to help. Just let me know of you have any other questions. ",
"I don't know if this is a reference to something that I'm missing but at a fast pace it's pretty easy to knock out a 14 minute mile, walking on flat terrain. So if you assume that someone walking that much to lost weight is heavy and add 2 minutes per mile, 16 X 10 = 160 minutes or 2 hours and 40 minutes. ",
"At least not Mr. Pink. Sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ‘bout we call em Mr Purple ",
"70 lbs = 31,75 kg\n\n10-12 lbs = 4,54-5,44 kg\n\n22 lbs = 9,07 kg",
"Comments about banning people should be banned because they make doves cry.",
"It made your eyebrows look amazing 😁",
"I could do a great many things and stop when I want but take joy in the fact that I don't. It isn't limited to going to the gym. ",
"I just hit the 70 mark myself and my face is the only place that hasn’t seemed to make too large of a difference. Great work, you look much happier which in itself makes you stunning!",
"In Australia we say year 7, year 10 etc for school. Then first, second, third year for university. Some kids in school will say grade 7 but year is more popular. And it's never 7th grade which is how Americans would say it if TV is to be believed. ",
"I've lost 90 pounds in the last 18 months and I fucking lost a shoe size. Weird thing is I was always the bigger size even before I got fat! Ordering shoes is a conundrum now. ",
"Can I sign twice? ",
"40 lbs = 18,14 kg",
"Two years ago I was almost 100 pounds heavier than I am right now. I started simply by drinking water. First thing after I got outta bed was a cup of H2O. After a bit I got a 60 oz water container for the fridge (and yeah I know the 8 8oz glasses is debunked but it was more about the routine) and the goal was to finish it everyday. \n\n\nI lost a little weight, but mostly I felt better because I was doing one tiny thing to try to at least be a little healthier and it wasn't hard or daunting. \n I went in with the attitude \"even if I only do one tiny thing, it's still an improvement\". \n\nThen I made other mini-changes that became habits that added up. I'd sub one normally huge meal per day for a sandwich and a salad or instead of scrambled eggs n bacon go for a bowl of cereal.\nNow I eat a pretty healthy diet just because it tastes and feels good. I do yoga everyday because I enjoy it and I'm constantly impressed at what this meatbag is capable of.\n\nI wish I would've taken a before picture but tbh I didn't think I'd last this long\n",
"Well this is sort of like arguing if the sky is blue or not. If you see orange how can I argue?",
"Bitches, are you serious? This girl looks beautiful before the 70 lost. ",
"said Frank McCourt as he was fapping in the bell tower. ",
"because when you go from let's say 4000 calories maintaince ration on a 1500 calories ration your deficit is 2500 and as you approach the 1500 calories maintaince weigh your deficit margin gradually becomes smaller so the speed of which you lose the weight gets slower",
"Did some digging and found some pics. [https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TQAis](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/TQAis) ",
"You’re beautiful! And the baby....gaaah! So cute.",
"Female attractiveness is 80% weight and another 10% makeup. There's not a lot of thin girls with good makeup that aren't attractive.",
"You’re gorgeous. Biggest difference is the confidence in your eyes. Keep up the good work - you should be proud. It’s a hard thing to do I know. ",
"50 lbs = 22,68 kg",
" She’s wearing less face makeup in the second photo. She is contoured and “carved” out in the first, and it doesn’t look like that at all in the second photo. Yes, she is wearing more eyebrow and eye makeup but that doesn’t effect the amazing changes in her facial structure. ",
"old man strength is a real thing",
"Housebound NEETs",
"25 lbs = 11,34 kg",
"Amazing!!! Congratulation!!",
"):",
"Super pretty...before AND after! ",
"Gurl! You are so gorgeous! ",
"Doesn't have a mole here either https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneMild/comments/7tfj0n/first_post_here_hello_world/?st=JD56NPKS&sh=e6098329",
"75 lbs = 34,02 kg",
"Very pretty face you have. Great job losing 70 lbs",
"You look beautiful. You did before... but now you look healthy simultaneously.",
"made you hot?\n\nbut....being unhealthily overweight is beautiful!/s",
"I swear I remember there used to be a rule that stated you cant post a picture that depends on the title for relevance. Maybe they got rid of it... No, I don't want to see some crappy random picture of someones dad simply because they beat cancer.",
"That's fair. I overstepped.",
"I have a keg",
"Probably just the make up",
"Weird how losing weight always makes your skin darker",
"What camp are you in? im praying for CI CO and not something else",
"Stryder, please",
"https://i.imgur.com/fDD3r7w.jpg",
"You can also take it the other way too. Pics has two rules about the type of pics not allowed. Screenshots and porn are not allowed. Allow me to post my dick every day on pics! /s",
"If its a picture that requires a backstory to even make it relevant or interesting, I really don't think it belongs.",
"Men have it tough. Being low fat isn't enough, we need muscle and height.",
"Beautiful babe!",
"Sure repetitiveness is boring, not not everyone spends significant time on this website either. ",
"It's like a different human.",
"it hid her mole, put on concealer, eyeliner, longer lashes ? J/k \nYou can tell noticeably just in her nose and her chin. Great job! ",
"The heat from burning calories gave you a tan",
"Wait what? I thought this WAS that definition. What is the one I am not privy to? ",
"I see it your eyes when you smile more, your eyes get narrower. It's not a good look",
"Agree! I have 20lbs left to lose and it’s taking forever to get these last lbs off. ",
"Yeah but what’s more fun: a measly six pack or a whole keg?",
"i always say \" I have washboard abs, under this washing machine.\"",
"3 mph = 4,83 km/h\n\n5,5 mph = 8,85 km/h\n\nNot sure what mi is supposed to mean.",
"Eh, he's editing now because he's probably horribly ashamed so it's whatever. ",
"Automatically added make up to yo face?",
"You can, but it will do nothing to get rid of the fat overlying them, so you will still have a double chin",
"I dealt with it by drinking Diet Coke instead.",
"Well this started off innocent enough...",
"You also lost a mole!",
"70 lbs = 31,75 kg",
"Probably lying about her age. 18 is the age to be if you're posting sexy pics. Look at how many \"18 year olds\" are on adult sites.",
"Instant upvote. Instant win.",
"Holy shit r/niceguys",
"70 lbs = 31,75 kg",
"Where did the mole go? ",
"Wow losing weight is great for your eyebrows too! ",
"Yes I am. ",
"You are beautiful either way ☺️",
"Pics of tits and ass needed.",
"Why this is not common knowledge is beyond me.",
"Eyebrows on fleek",
"I heard belly fat is bullet proof, so you’re all good man",
"I am 6 ft on the dot and made it from 208 pounds to 145 in about a year. Now I just fluctuate between 145 and 155 depending if it is winter or summer. It is truly amazing seeing old pics of myself and how I look now. Its a huge morale boost.",
"Looks like your lost your resting bitch face. The corners of your mouth are curling upwards now :)",
"r/niceguys and r/incels is that way big guy",
"whats weird is if you block out her neck, she still looks fat",
"🤔🤔🤔",
"I would kill to have your metabolism.",
"My impression is the opposite of what most people on this thread are thinking. I see a picture of a woman who stays hot even if she's 70lbs overweight. In fact I would have guessed that she had only lost about 20lbs if you just showed me these pics.",
"~~70 lbs = 31,75 kg~~ 70 pounds = 99.85 U.S. dollars or 79.85 Euro\n\n",
"Sweet! You went from resting somewhat-bitch face to resting neutral-to-almost-pleased face!\n\nAnd you look awesome too!",
"You think that's dramatic, formerly overweight guys have a big surprise in their pants if they've been overweight since puberty.\n\nDropped a hundred pounds, gained almost two inches.",
"A photo with equivalent make-up woild give a more accurate comparison.\n\nKids these days. No respect for scientific method.",
"Both pictures are beautiful, congrats though, you're very pretty",
"wait what, reallY? wow. ",
"Holy shit r/incels is that way",
"Some people have a six pack, some people have a keg, I like to think I have a microbrewery. ",
"...Username checks out? ",
"whoa it made you darker!\n",
"That's *señor* Droopy Butthole to you.",
"Thank you. I needed that explained to me.",
"Same here, but mostly because my school was tiny.",
"Was pushing around 220, started cycling (road bike) a few days a week. Lost around 45. Now I maintain with yoga and some TRX - and occasionally riding. Currently at 183 at 6’2” no changes in diet really - just avoid processed crap. ",
"Is combination the medically incorrect term? Yes if we want to get down to that your correct. But the rest of what I said about how and why in PRACTICE GH gut occurs is correct. In the presence of exogenous GH the limiting factor for IGF is insulin. Without excess insulin the amount of IGF required to create a the bubble gut is not going to exist (at least practically, of course if you could afford enough GH you could probably still make it happen). \n\nBut thanks for whipping out your epeen to feel superior while missing the major focus of the practical discussion.",
"376 lbs = 170,55 kg",
"It made you tan!",
"Pretty either side.",
"Came her to say the same thing. Never noticed that before.",
"As long as im not Mr. Pink... :]",
"your nose and lips are perfect!",
"Post weight-loss depression is a real thing: http://time.com/3092086/weight-loss-depression/",
"Damn, didn't know losing weight changed your skin tone",
"Congrats! What has been your method for losing weight? I'm genuinely curious as I am currently on a weight loss journey myself. I've been using a fitness tracker and trying to stay within a certain amount of calories coupled with some exercise and cutting out soda and fast food. Good work",
"> *Pics* is a pretty broad term, I don't see why progress pics wouldn't fit here, along with any other picture (in line with the simple sub rules).\n\nIt does fit, but the “simple sub rules” you talk about ban pics that otherwise would fit under that broad term. Screen shots and porn are not allowed on pics. Adding another rule about weight loss pics wouldn’t be much different from those bans. And before you say anything yes I did unsubscribe from here but I sometimes swipe to the popular page. ",
"People who think this should be in a more appropriate sub like r/progresspics which is ready made for posts like this",
"You're awesome. Keep on being awesome and keep spreading the gospel of hard fucking work. ",
"What if you get lean and then excersise those?",
"Did you ever find it?",
"Lmao you’re a pussy bruh",
"Holla ",
"Sounds like a lot of work and not very much eating delicious food.",
"Triggered... for someone else. Lol.",
"For anyone else talking about weight loss... May I suggest try drinking water/ or green tea and cut out soda, stand if you take a train to work, take a 20 min walk at lunch, eat a light breakfast so you won't stuff your face at lunch, only eat fast food once every other week max(or stop all together), stop using salt, and eat dinner early so your food has 3hrs + to digest before bed.\n\nThese things will help you lose 10 to 15 easily. No crazy diets or counting points, just some easy to follow guidance. I was 170 and lost 20lbs, went. Down a full pants size and now take a small instead of swimming on size mediums. \n\nGood luck with your efforts 😁\n\n",
"Man you're gorgeous ",
"Is that with or without the 10 lbs of makeup?\n\nJokes aside though congrats",
"Stunning!!",
"As my daughter would say, your brow game is on fleek.",
"wow it trims eyebrows? ",
"I need to loose 70lbs",
"r/incels is that way pussy",
"Phenomenal change",
"I can't do more than half of that cause of my disability :/",
"Mika Kunis?",
"Looked through your pics!!! Great job! Keep up the good work!",
"Also probably catches more loads now. ",
"You look good, now dial back the amount of makeup you wear. ",
"That's amazing",
"You don't need to rest for a day after taking a walk. ",
"six pack > six pack",
"r/watchpeopledie",
"Made you into an even finer woman! ",
"Went from 3L of beer a week to none, lost not one gram. Oh well.",
"What the duck dude",
"i think what he means is 3 hours a day, 3 x a week ",
"Yup I lost 30 pounds by cutting out alcohol, sugar and refined carbohydrates. The weight just melted off me.",
"I didn't know I could get a tan if lost weight.",
"my people!",
"Amazing, good work!!",
"I meant the tone of the post compared to the other posts and comments. Just seemed a bit off. I know depression is a Bastard, so it could be all legit, just made me think maybe something was up. ",
"And add makeup",
"also r/loseit is just amazing for this stuff ",
"Honestly, you really only need 15-20 minutes of light exercise each day, and 30-ish minutes of moderate exercise two or three days a week. People complain about not having enough time, but it's just not true. Eating healthfully is really the most important thing, as generic as that sounds.",
"You just pissed off a lot of fat women....",
"This is good if you're trying to cut out alcohol and you're a big beer drinker.",
"I had a low body fat percentage and needed to do ab workouts to develop my absm",
"I'm in fantastic shape and that sub still helped me grab my nuts and get to the gym on days I didn't want to go.",
"Wow I didn't know it was possible to have that curve from the front view even when your chubby.",
"Your correct that combine is the technically incorrect term, but for the same of readability it works just fine. But as you will be well aware of it your well versed in the science going on here PRACTICALLY in the presence of exogenous GH the limiting factor becomes insulin. That’s why the explosion of bubble guts happened when insulin started becoming popular in top level B.B. circles. GH+Insulin in the blood is what’s leading to the organ growth that’s the primary source of the permanent bubble gut. \n\nAnd your also correct that visceral fat will be increased by its use, but organ growth is also very much in play here as is documented in the medical literature. That organ growth is the part of the bubble gut that’s not going to be reversed. \n\nThe experience of Dorian Yates in the 90s is a very good source for finding out what was driving what in the creation of the bubble gut phenomenon. ",
"Nice! It added makeup to make your eyebrows look like shit.",
"Losing weight taught you how to turn off the flash on your camera?",
"Do you even know what a thot is",
"Beautiful! I lost 155 and have a turkey neck but I'm glad it's there..it shows how far I came. Congrats!",
"Still ugly ... lose about 50 more . ",
"It gave you a tan?",
"Remember, it's super easy to take that one extra shot you *really* wish you didn't take when you're socializing and not paying attention. ",
"A pleasant cake day to you!",
"gotta compare ass pics now...for science",
"Amazing!",
"Helping your mom put her belt on ",
"Ah. I'll have to take your word for it on the post's tone since it's been deleted. Mainly just wanted to share the info in case people reading the thread thought people who seem happy/successful being suicidal was an unusual thing.",
"To be fair, they don't taste like sprite either!\n\nMore like a carbonated bad idea, covered in burps. \n\nedit* At a LAN party/bachelors party, I saw my little cousin get hit with two Pomegranate Fusions, and one Artic Berry. The third one in an hours time, sent him outside foaming. The flavored ones always seemed better for the first .5 secs, it is all bad after that. ",
"Congrats. \nProud of you. ",
"What types of foods do you typically eat?",
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders though. She's only 35! ",
"you are beautiful! (you look alot like Liz Tyler)",
"Makeup came out your pores?",
"WHO IS NUMBER ONE??\n",
"No",
"> I still find it hard to believe that an 18yo would be in grad school though, that would mean OP graduated with their Bachelor's at 17 or 18 at the latest.\n\n\nMy friend's mom did that - all you have to do is skip 2 grades and finish in 3 years. My rationale is that young college seniors are 21 when they graduate. People do one or the other all the time.",
"It made you dark!\n\n/s",
"Great discussion, good rational and mature response, thank you",
"Happy cake day. Enjoy your upvote. ",
"He's a troll, read his username.",
"Dang. You went from /r/SJW to /r/Tinder!",
"Fucking, thank you! ",
"Beautiful : )",
"It's all about calories. Cutting out soda, beer, bread, anything doesn't matter one lick if you just pick the calories up elsewhere. ",
"These three comments fucking killed me. Pls form a comedy trio.",
"And elevenses?!",
"Take about a 5 second look at this dudes comment history lol. Ignore him.",
"He said everyday ",
"If you have the time and energy I would recommend trying fitness competitions. Nothing keeps me on track like a looming deadline and nothing makes me more proud of myself than crushing my competition. I am going to try my first triathlon this summer and I'm already gearing up training. I'm not young either, but without question in the best shape of my life.",
"10 Miles of walking..",
"Nice work!",
"Isn’t it true if you eat less then like 2k calories a day for a week you lose a pound? ",
"You are beautiful",
"Honestly, don't worry about your weight, just start working out on general strength and fitness. Sure you can diet and do a tonne of cardio and lose weight and feel shit while doing so. It also will not last. Or you can just focus on more strength and general fitness and over a longer period of time you'll lose weight but look better, feel better, be able to do more and have a much better chance of keeping it off. \n",
"Well yea and the eyelashes, makeup and doing your eyebrows. Good job on losing the weight though. I’m sure it helped your confidence and now you’re taking care of yourself. ",
"I'm saying the exact opposite of you think I'm saying. I'm saying the weight loss is amazing, who cares if she wants karma. I specifically congratulated her on her incredible weight loss.\n\nI also said the doubts about her grad school was just baseless speculation.",
"You're beautiful",
"Out of curiosity from someone who has a goal of losing 35 pounds, what did you start to notice first when losing weight? And what was your way of eating and/or exercise plan? ",
"OMG SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE!!!",
"I have my six pack hidden so I can show off my keg :) bought and paid for. Wasn't cheap.",
"And adding 70 pounds of makeup, good lord",
"I couldn't care less about bodybuilding and how a \"bubble gut\" forms. You're missing a very fundamental point about the physiology of GH, IGF, and insulin. IGF is not made from insulin, and insulin is not involved in IGF secretion. They're just similarly-structured molecules and are both involved in anabolism. Insulin is made in the pancreas and released in response to blood sugar levels. IGF-1 is produced in the liver in response to GH stimulation. \n\nAnd thanks for resorting to personal attacks. You have a nice epeen too.",
"Pretty sure mines a two-four.",
"Greatness waits for no one. ",
"why in before and after pictures the after always tanner?",
"Gal Gadot? ",
"Went from me out of your league to you out of my league. ",
"You're great. Keep inspiring people to get up off their ass. We need people like you. ",
"Congratulations on your hard work! Your smile, eyebrows, tan, and makeup are also more on-point. ",
"Also, eyebrow plucking and liner, mascara, foundation/tan, minus shitty lipstick, also what happened to your mole? Hmm",
"Nice jaw line. Eyebrow game is pretty on point too.",
"You can do it! It's simple, but not necessarily easy. I've lost roughly 40 pounds in the past 8 months and did it strictly through portion control/CICO. Once you get the ball rolling and start seeing results I find it gets much easier.",
"You are beautiful in both pictures.",
"Drinking soda or not is itellevant outside of context.\n\nYou eat at a caloric deficit and you will lose weight.",
"Still beautiful w and wo the weight.",
"This stuff sorted me out too",
"excuses excuses",
"I want to lose weight, but I work through lunch and ordering pizza's just easier.",
"It’s like a stress ball, a jumping off point ",
"As someone who was a 250lbs and 5'5\" rolley polley bastard child, can confirm that after losing 120lbs, you become exponentially closer to being fuckable. And exponentially less fuckable for unironically using the word \"fuckable.\"",
"Now that's planning",
"Can I just get a few of the after pics, for research purposes",
"You should do it, i did it recently and it feels great",
"You don't stop eating when you workout. ",
"still ugly",
"Both of you are beautiful ",
"Words to live by this year.",
"nice face on the right",
"Wow, I gotta hit the gym soon. 2025 here I come.",
"More beautiful without the weight for sure.",
"Weight loss. and a lot of surgery",
"She even lost her neo?",
"Both do, but the left one still has a visible mole. ",
"Found the life of the party! ",
"This image isn’t part of the issue. People’s diet and exercise habits are the issue. Makeup didn’t detract from the fact that she lost the weight. It’s really fickle to shame her for wanting to do the icing for her final pic. Considering that the lives of most of the people in this thread don’t need the excess calories they consume, I think she can afford her bit of makeup. ",
"But something something something volcel something something femoid something something chads.",
"I don't leave my house without my poop knife. I am a cultured world traveler.",
"And? Steve Prefontain used to run 10 miles every day. He called it an \"easy 10.\"",
"You turned Latin?",
"LOL. My thoughts exactly.",
"Wow...",
"First off congratulations, its an incredible achievement and you look stunning. But at the risk of that being \"That guy\" you are essentially wearing full makeup in the second one. ",
"She got makeup from working out? Wow",
"You turned into Daisy Ridley!",
"Does anyone play fortnite ",
"Wait is that why my mouth is down-turned?? I've been fat since childhood so I really wouldn't know either way...",
"You were smoking hot when you were fat too, just sayin",
"Was 300 now 210. I cut out beer and switched to weed. Now I'm thinner and happier. Working on another 30lbs and training for a 1/2 marathon.",
"And lighting",
"So you went from being beautiful to being beautiful. Congratulations!!",
"This is why European women have a reputation for being more beautiful.",
"Wow that must've feel good seeing your accomplishment",
"My point is it takes a long ass time they don’t seem to enjoy it because they complain about it so why torture yourself. Natural eyebrows look great.",
"No one is going to say, “wow I lost 70 lbs and my makeup didn’t magically look good”. If body image issues stem from personal insecurities initiated by comparisons to other people, I don’t see anyone equating her weight loss to her makeup, and then feeling bad about themselves. ",
"You look fabulous!! ",
"Do you have an office job with regular breaks? If so you should go for a walk on your breaks. I take a 15 minute walk at 11am and 4pm, that kick started my weight loss.",
"You appear to be hot now. Welcome back",
"\"You just work out every day for 6 hours...for 20 years\"",
"Good for you!",
"YOU TOOK MY BONG. WHERES MY BONG??",
"You easily underestimate the calories in alcoholic beverages. Happened to me as well. I noticed it very late. Have been into sports and drinking since I was a teenager (booze started when I was in my early 20s though). \nThe only time I didn't drink was when I started my own business. For almost two years I simply had no time for it. However, I also stopped working out in those days. Thus I somehow held my weight. I lost some muscle / fitness however. \nThen, as soon as I \"made it\" I started training again and also drinking. Probably more than ever: Easily 3 hours of sports on average and at least one big glass of booze a day, often cocktails, wine to every meal, at least one third of six magnum bottles of champagne every month.\nFast forward some years and it is New Years eve 2016/2017. A friend challenges me to stay sober for January. I agree. I ended up staying away from alcohol for more than half a year and still kept my training schedule. However, half way in I had to make some adaptations to my diet. Several people told me I was looking lean and to some regard ill. I also noticed my BFP went down a bit. I have to confess that I was rather clueless about my problem. I felt great but I ended up seeing a doctor about it. After he was through with all his checks he asked me whether I had changed some habits recently. I told him I stopped drinking. And that's when put on his teacher face, started google and showed me how much calories Whisky has (about 250). Now I used to drink considerably more than that, rum and cocktails have even more calories and once you included my consume of wine and champagne it added up to almost 10.000kcal a week on average. \n\nThat's when I decided to make me an extra dessert once in a while. It was okay. \n\nHappy end: I luckily started drinking again some months ago so that's a problem of the past. À la vôtre! ",
"Imo it's easier to lose large amounts of weight than it is to lose the last few pounds to hit your goal. I lost 50 pounds in a year, but took me 4 more months to get the last 10 off. If you are heavy enough to have 50+ pounds to lose then small changes have large benefits over time. If you have already made a bunch of changes to get the bulk of the weight off, it can be hard to make additional changes to finish it off. But maybe that was just me.",
"You look very beautiful",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESRV6oqsBi8",
"What an amazing transformation! Gives me hope! ",
"And creates a doorway in your wall!",
"Not really, only if you eat like shit after.\n\nMy issue with Keto, is that starving yourself of all those carbs is fairly unsustainable for most people. It works amazing for some and they keep it off, but most people who try it end up gaining the weight back because once they eat the shit food again, they're back to their old cravings. I get the allure of the diet though; you lose weight fucking fast (I've done Keto before and relapsed afterwards). \n\nI think the most sustainable way to eat better is moderation. Recognize what foods are not too good for you in your diet, limit those, and eat more good things. It's more difficult in practice, but it creates good habits. ",
"Great job! You even look much happier.\n\n",
"Wow! Beautiful!",
"I tell people this all the time, i have Rock hard abs.... You just can't see them cause there's two inches of fat over it.",
"Happy cake day! I don't know exactly why, all I ever got out of my metabolism classes was that sugar makes you fat but without a doubt it affected me mentally. I can only drink diet soda now actually, like you said, it's too sugary. Definitely too carbonated too, I prefer fountain soda for that reason (yes I'm part of the mcdonalds diet coke is the only soda I'll drink basically clan)",
"Why in the first picture is the lighting shit, and your not wearing makeup, but in the second pick the lighting is great and you are wearing makeup? ",
"It turned you into Mila Kunis!!!",
"Id still smash on both just from the side angle. ",
"so you microbladed your eye brows and hit the gym and stopped eating so much? how did you do it!? TELL US THE SECRET. Less Apple phones?",
"Makes your eyelashes grow??",
">There's a sixpack hiding under every belly.\n\nI wrestled in high school, got down to about 5% fat, and, despite countless sit-ups and whatnot, no 6-pack, but my chest, back, and ass were stellar. \n\nGod's, I was svelte then. ",
"It gave you makeup?",
"But, what if I'm skinny and my face is just ugly?",
"The makeup and lighting are completely different in both pics. It's harder to see what actually changed. Congrats though!",
"*teleports behind you* Nothin' personnel kid....",
"Awww yiss, I love this shit.",
"I really wish women would forgo makeup all together with before/after pictures",
"People brag about their sixpack. I've got a *keg.*",
"I could probably have two or three of the larger monsters a day for a part of high school. It was partly because I had a horrible sleep schedule and partly because it was a fad with my friend group. Although I will say those purple dub monsters were soo tasty lol",
"39 yo make here, 5’9 135lbs, never weighed a pound more. I’ve always wondered what my face would look like if I gained 25 or 50 lbs. Good job!",
"Excuses for what? All I said was it sounded depressing lol. ",
"What did it do to your arse?",
"Bitch u got hotter",
"There really needs to be an r/brogress for bros over 30. The game changes when your hormones go away.",
"No, you're totally right. Most beers are easily more than 100 calories. And mixed drinks are a couple hundred calories as well. 2000 calories with 5-10 drinks wouldn't be too difficult. ",
"congrats on the success - but lighting, makeup, and tweezers helped here too :)",
"Not me. Healthy weight or 30lbs over, my face doesn't fucking change. Hooray. Great motivation to stay fit. ",
"Wow. Just wow you were beautiful before, but now, something else entirely. Also, I like the extra color too. ",
"You have a look similar to Mila Kunis. Stunning. Congratulations.",
"... and gaining 70 lbs of makeup",
"Huh?",
"There is a girl I work with that if she lost 40-50 lbs she would have the face of a model. Fellas, I'm talking a 10.",
"It made you more tan as well.",
"It's not easy to stop. Part of it was definitely the cost, I got to college and realized how much I was spending on something that made me feel worse. 5 glasses is a fair amount, but personally I've always found myself arguing that diet soda is way better for you than regular, and I wouldn't blame you for lacking reasons strong enough to stop since it's pretty hard. You feeling sluggish and tired could be because of something else too! You could always try stopping, but make sure to replace it with something else so you kinda fill the hole, and see how that goes",
"You're bad at that too. ",
"Didn’t plan on it. Just wish people could chill the fuck out with the unnecessary shitty comments. ",
"np man!",
"Sauce?",
"I don’t think she knows about 2nd breakfast",
"Way to go! You look stunning. You have the nose I want so badly. ",
"Like I said your obviously a great doctor. You jump in on a discussion about bubble gut but you don’t care about it at all. If you really are a doctor you would know that your job is to find out what is causing symptoms, in this case a bubble gut, and you start with the most practical things first based off patient history. This isn’t a discussion about the intricacies of IGF, this is about how the choices a body builder makes effect bubble gut formation. \n\nYour like the guy who stands around telling people having a discussion about treating strep throat that you can’t just take “antibiotics” you have to take specific ones which can have very different mechanisms of action and effect specific types of bacteria. Congrats we know that, but your little epeen showing didn’t advance the conversation any more than to boost your own ego. \n\nAlso if you really were a good doctor who knew what he was talking about you would also know that insulin IS a factor in the regulation of the production of IGF. And that it’s specifically involved in the insulin sensitivity that exists around GH use. But now we are off getting into complicated interactions that are way outside of what was fundamentally the discussion, why bubble guts exist. Thank you for boosting your ego, sleep easy.",
"Naw man. I dont have a six pack. What I have is a gallon of milk. ",
"I just realized I like bigger women... ",
"Hey dont worry too much about the jawline...look how much youve lost..congrats bro keep it up and one day you will have that chiseled masculine face and jawline..make sure not to restrict too much of your calorie intake so you dont lose too much muscle mass...if you can...do weight training and at the same time have a slight calorie deficit diet..if you can maintain this for 3 to 4 month you'll be fit and chiseled..goodluck bro",
"Gal gadot stunt double. Good for you! Stay positive lady😊",
"My buddy used to always say “I’ve got washboard abs but they’re under a pile of laundry”",
"From flab to fab!\n",
"Sometimes its not in the DNA - I did my best to workout my abs (they were strong) but never bulked out despite getting down to 5% fat while still working out my abs. I'm fat now. ",
"You look like a hot combination of Jackie and Donna from that 70s show.",
"Wow big difference good stuff",
"Losing weight makes your eyelashes longer, kind of like when a guy loses his belly, his dink looks longer. ",
"I got a six in my belly... also a half barrel.",
"You got hot AF!!!!!",
"Yeah, the OP's thirst for validation and attention. Check history.",
"Confirming this. Seeing my dick again after going from 199 to 170 was a BIG plus. Every inch u lose from your waist, you gain on your junk... well kinda.",
"Now you’re smiling!",
"It's pretty awesome to be able to actually use my body as a tool to do what I want rather than it be something that holds me back. ",
"Good job!",
"What wearing 70 pounds of makeup did to her face*",
"yea lol.\n\nI remember getting in around season 4. I knew the big spoiler from season 3, but I feel that nothing was really ruined. You have no idea when it's coming, so it's still a surprise. \n\nI felt that way in the new Star Wars also. People were throwing spoilers out, but I don't think they ruined anything. It was all so vague and open. ",
"Nobody thirsty for Amy Schumer.",
"It gave you prestine eyebrows",
"AND MY AXE",
"Low body fat is the key..unless your got a unfortunate fat distribution genetic like me...all around my body is quite shredded but my face is still round and slightly chubby..",
"Can we get a front facing before and after too? \n\nCongrats and good for you!",
"Well at least we're friends. ",
"check your diet,if you eat alot of processed foods it can add to your belly (also sugars) im slowly losing my layer of fat and revealing my abs lol (my upper four show, but when i bend over my fat just \"comes out\" lol) also do ab workouts anyway it will build them up.i am not a professional but i have done ALOT of research :)",
"What a stunner ! Marry me op ?",
"Makeup detected: 2nd pic",
"I lost 120ish lbs in just over a year. I didn't do much for exercise. But I completely cut carbs and ate around 1300-1700 calories a day.\n\nBear in mind I was 335 and even cutting to 2500 calories a day would have lost me weight. Beer was the biggest culprit.\n\nThe first 60 dropped insanely fast. After that it was a steady decrease.\n\nThis was me between 335 and 242\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/IYmH0\n\nI put on some weight since and need to jump on the low carb wagon again. ",
"Yea that'll do it",
"Do not listen to what that person is saying. Listen to your dietician, they're correct. ",
"Six pack's in the cooler",
"You look a lot like Gal Gadot in the after pic.",
"Good for you! I need to lose about 30 lbs, it's hard!",
"My reaction \"GOD FUCKING SHIT\"",
"but is this honestly even the same person? ",
"Or someone without kids/SO that works a regular 8hr/day job",
"ease of of processed foods that can help also.",
"Wow. I should lose weight.",
"I keep my beaver in a cage.",
"wow. amazing. the bridge in your nose...flawless. \n",
"I tell the ladies. \"Why go for the six pack when you can have the whole keg?\"",
"Whoa, it caused you to grow false eyelashes!?",
"lose 70 pounds turn into Gal Gadot, ill take it.",
"Beautiful before, beautiful after! ",
"Damn. Nice.",
"TIL Weight loss + makeup = different face\n\nEdit: even the small mole/birthmark on the left disappears ",
"found the person into bdsm. ",
"As a counterexample, I found worrying about consistency was not helping my gym habits and I'm much better off now when I'm more forgiving of missing a day. The main drawback of missing days is you don't improve as fast, but it's not very relevant health wise.\n\nI got sick for a week and had to stop going, but once the cold was over I started going again, because it's not a big deal in my head to miss some days, just not ideal, but much more important to continue doing things in general.\n\nI would also recommend looking for enjoyable exercise. Most people I know hate running, and cardio is not great for losing weight, but there's a fairly wide range of other activities and most people should be able to find something they like.",
"yeah man. Sodas ar sooo hard to cut....i can deal without eating cookies/candies etc but sodas are my weakness lol",
"You don't need to banish carbs totally to eat keto. I've lost 20lbs so far and I still eat the occasional piece of chocolate and make keto friendly pizza all the time. You can go hardcore keto and it's very effective, but for me that can't work long term. I can eat this way for the foreseeable forever. \n\n\"Lazy keto\" (less than 20 net grams of carbs a day) as it's often called is an awesome way to change the way you eat that helps you feel full while still eating tasty things. Plus, I have more energy during the day, sleep better at night and my depression has almost totally slunk back into it's shitty cave. It doesn't do that for everybody, but it's made me one of those annoying people that can't wait to tell you how much keto has improved their lives.\n\nTry eating less than 100g of carbs a day, then drop to 50, then 20 then 20 net. It's easier than you think when you remember steak, butter, cheese, garlic and sour cream are all keto foods haha\n\nCheck out KetoConnect and Headbanger's Kitchen on YouTube for dope recipes and a better understanding of how to do keto simply and effectively.",
"I have a six pack. It just fell over, and I’m too lazy to pick it up. ",
"Where did your mole go? Clearly a mole in the before photo...",
"Agreed, please don't bring your flu into my gym.",
"i once walked into a coffee shop with my sister in my hometown. my sister was like wow there a bunch of ppl from your class in the back, they must be having a little reunion. i turned on a dime and walked right back out, thank god (and her) she spotted them so quickly.",
"True, but I thought she was cute before. After is like a \"damn gurrl, you fierce\". ",
"And there’s my ride!",
"Ahhh the bubble gut. Just a combo if GH and insulin combined with eating a whole lot of food. If you think that’s bad, checkout what is called “polumboism” where the gut is massive due to what some say is enlarged organs. Google “Big Lenny” for reference. ",
"My eyebrows have never looked good no matter how much weight I lose/gain",
"If I went from 10 to 0, I'd be dead.",
"Not mine. My abdominal muscles are split so I could exercise all I wanted and I would never have six pack abs. ",
"Haha, fuck that stupid idea. I have brain cells that need to function.",
"Idk, it’s interesting to some.",
"Never seen a close up of the face in these before and after. It’s mind blowing. And 70lbs, holy shit! Congratulations!",
"Yas girl. ",
"Whaaaat. This is like those infomercials with before and after pictures that you think are bullshit. ",
"The left is my girlfriend now, the right is what she was right before we started dating :( I don't know how to motivate her. ",
"I don't eat anything processed. My legs are like rocks. My arms are big. My belly is a belly. It's exercise not some secret hidden six pack.",
"apparently losing 70lbs adds a kickass make up to your face :p\n",
"I think you mean cliche, not generic",
"I do this by incorporating walking into my commute. I take public transportation part of the way and walk the rest. With some good podcasts and comfortable shoes it's a painless way to stay in at least ok shape. I'm always surprised now when I'm walking around with other people and they get tired.",
"Whoa. That's either not real or is very impressive.",
"Honestly swim. \n\nI used to walk about 10km a day to try and stay in shape, but found my weight was always creeping up 1/5kg at a time. \n\nThen I switched to swimming 4 times a week and 10kg fell off in about 2 months. And that was 10kg weight - a lot more fat came off as I billed up. I think those first 2 months I lost 3 belt notches\n\nObviously do what you can about your diet, but if you keep failing there like I did, swim - if the carbs still get in, set fire to them lol. I also found swimming affected my diet in a really great way - no more cravings for fast foods, the thing I struggled with my whole life!",
"There we go!",
"I love the BEARD shirt! ",
"B A B E",
"What... Along with putting on makeup. Getting a tan. Shaping your eyebrows etc... No doubt a drastic change. Looking fit",
">Popular Ketogenic Diets include: South Beach Diet, Atkins Diet\n\nNaaah, I'm staying the hell away from those. Thanks anyway.",
"Look great. Good job!",
"on the page:\n\n>Popular Ketogenic Diets include: South Beach Diet, Atkins Diet\n\nNaaah, I'm staying the hell away from those. Thanks anyway.",
"Because young people today never played on swing sets.",
"Wow, great work! You look amazing!\n\nYour before is exactly what my jawline looks like right now. I'm down 10lbs so far and going strong. Thanks for the inspiration :D",
"Time to starve...",
"Holy shit. This may be shitpost of the year. ",
"Wow you're hot...good for you for losing the weight.",
"wow, even the nose got more attractive",
"ive totally done stuff like this too, something as small as an interesting user handle will make me curious about what else theyve posted!",
"On the first day of 2017 I promised myself that I would work out every day until I got a six pack. About a month later, I got to a point where I could just see the outline of the muscles through the skin. That was the last day I worked out.",
"This woman already had quite a bit of natural beauty before losing the weight, but the pronounced cheek bone and jawline really make her stunning.",
"Except Kylo Ren, he has an 8 pack",
"Yup.. She even lost some weight off on her hair!.. ",
"Lol you're getting downvotes.. too funny. people just assume the worst of others. ",
"Keto\n",
"You look beautiful! Before and after! But, you look healthier now. Be happy OP!",
"It depends 100% on the weight and fat of a person. Initially, I was eating 2000 calories to lose 2 pounds a week. Now, I’m at 1500 a day to lose those same 2 pounds. ",
"Wheymen!",
"It’s always the last few pounds that you want to lose.\nAlways easy to lose weight when you first start out, but then it gets harder and harder to lose the last bits.",
"My girlfriend lost 20lbs in the past month and just gets hotter everyday. It's crazy",
"It remove that mole on the chick that’s for sure",
"Exactly my point, I don't know why I'm getting down voted. They said \"only\" which leads me to believe that they mean 160 it quite thin for them. For that to be possible they'd have to be reasonably tall. \n\nedit: and I guess 6ft isn't that abnormal to people. I'm only 5'1\" so in comparison that's giant to me. ",
"I'd tap it",
"It applied makeup and made the lighting less harsh?",
"Or how curly their eyelashes can be when they care",
"No",
"Fair enough...but this is the internet. ",
"Yeah. I got iced at 7am before the first class of the term my Junior year in college. It was an interesting start to the year. Those things are gross.",
"your nose perked up, you gained an upper lip, your eyebrows are on point, you lost your mole on cheek, and got a tan.",
"I wanna know what it did to your ass.",
"Hah thanks. It's a bit hipster. But my gf got it for me up at a gift shop in bemidji. ",
"Turned you from hot to THOT",
"Good thing you kept those beautiful pouty lips though. ",
"Ok there buddy. ",
"You have great eyebrows ",
"Yo ok I see you",
"Amazing what that 70 lbs loss did to your eyebrows!",
"Youre right. Some people can't get a visible 6 pack no matter how much they work out their abs or how lean they get. But unless you're literally missing the tendons that cover your abs, there is technically still a 6 pack down there. It's just anatomy. That doesn't mean it will ever be visible.",
"I'm doing that. I've done that for a while. I haven't had non-water in a while and rarely drank anything else for most of my life.",
"Looking great! Congratulations!",
"The Reddit struggle",
"I ran a mile day. I'm bumping that up to 2-3.",
"Those are called bones. Now you can see them. ",
"What about elevensie’z or afternoon tea?",
"Just eat fewer calories. It really is that simple and yet it is terribly difficult.",
"Shut the fuck up no one cares ",
"Why are you being so rude? I have an opinion and I stated it respectfully. If you don't agree then just move on, it's not hard to ignore something you don't agree with, smh. ",
"Losing 70 lbs + Botox + lip injections + fake tan. I think you look great though!",
"Shut up, and take my money!",
"Losing weight put really good makeup on you and trimmed up those eyebrows.",
"So many jealous commenters ",
"Yet you are still wearing 5 pounds of makeup, disgusting.",
"Lmao TFW when you're lean but still have a fat looking face fml ",
"132 lbs and 6 feet here (male).. gaining weight is very hard for me. Excercising makes it even harder.",
"fwiw, 160 is pretty light for most guys. In college rowing <160lbs is officially considered \"lightweight\"",
"My son tells me I have a 12 pack... of pudding cups.",
"I’ll dm you ",
"Hawt!",
"....yeah, I'm sure it does.",
"Good for you! Looking great and healthier too!",
"It happens, I knew a few seniors back in my HS days who would only come in for morning classes, then head to the community college after.",
"Technically, you are correct, and that's the best kind of correct.",
"Just more motivation. Congratulations. ",
"You look stunning in both. Because you are stunning in both.",
"I'm hoping for that. I'm dreaming of gorgeous people throwing themselves at me while I politely order egg whites.",
"Gorgeous! ",
"Being bulimic is impressive and inspirational? Because the results could be the same as op. The picture on its own says nothing, and the title gave barely any context besides weight loss. \n\nI’m not saying op is bulimic, but that’s the point we have no idea how she lost the weight be it healthy or unhealthy means. And it’s the type of picture that you see every day. It might be impressive if we were close to her but as a stranger nope. I can turn on the tv and see a diet pill ad with essentially the same thing. It’s a low effort post sometimes the Op isn’t even the person in the pic. ",
"oh yea? but at least... nah, you're right.",
"from hot fat girl to hot skinny girl.",
"Well that makes sense. So what do I do? Do I just stay with it and be consistent? I started running a mile a day and now I'm bumping that to 2 miles + walking on an incline. I'm sure that will do the trick in a month or two.",
"What happened to your freckle?",
"I need to see yur body. For research and science ",
"That and a lil bit more make-up",
"Wow... look at all the white knights defending to your comment. I mean... I can see both sides of your story, however, the few people making reference to \"singling out OP\" well... that *really* does bring a valid point to your argument, as there absolutely is attention and validation going on in that history.\n\n",
"Noice ",
"And makeup ",
"When you lose weight because of being shamed, it’s either unlikely to stick or it’s gonna lead to some fucked up self esteem stuff. Weight loss really needs to come from a positive and proactive mind state; a desire for health, athleticism, confidence, etc. rather than avoiding shame or doing penance for being fat.",
"Shit, 70? Good going.... My wife has about 100 to go, and she likes stories like this to push her along. ",
"You look healthy and gorgeous! Congrats on the hard work paying off beautifully\n",
"I gotta keg!",
"The key is you got rid of that weight before your skin aged enough that it was no longer elastic. If you try to lose that weight after 50 or 60 you need a facelift to take up the slack. Skin ages and loses it's snap back.\n",
"I agree with you, I don't need progress pics on /r/pics just to see someone's progress.\n\nHowever, I gave this post an upvote because I think it's quite interesting how much her face has changed because of weight loss. I actually wondered about a fat friend of mine how she would look like if she lost weight, and I didn't think it would matter much. This made me realise it does.\n\nAnd thus this picture has more value to me than a generic progress pic.",
"that's not technically true. abdominal striation is hard to achieve, and not particularly desirable if you're not genetically predisposed.",
" I've been going through something somewhat similar these past two months. I just passed 40 pounds lost in that time.\n\nI've ALWAYS only eaten fast food, drank soda and NEVER did any physical activity. I got extremely motivated two months ago. dropped soda, cut my calorie intake to less than 1500 a day (with some days less than 1000), and started walking every evening after work. First few days, I couldn't last 10 minutes walking half a mile with my legs killing me and heaving... that's how bad I was. Now I walk 4.5 miles every evening, and only stop because of time, not exhaustion.\n\n I would like to upgrade to running to get more calories lost in less time. But I'm a little worried about how much it might hurt my joints and legs, and I do it on this tiny cheap treadmill that barely has enough room for me to walk on, not sure I can run very well on it.\n",
"Plus tan, plus eyelash extensions, plus foundation, plus eyebrow tweezing/shaping, plus all other sorts of makeup. \n\nThis is misleading.",
"Yeah, it does. ",
"Hey, a 200% improvement is still good, right?",
"Wow. 2 to a 10.",
"Im 160lbs of pure muscle... unfortunately i weigh 220",
"It made you tanned! Who’d have thought!?",
"hey it made your makeup better",
"Please take me with you",
"It made a mole disappear. Magic.",
"This looks like a feminist to conservative transformation ",
"Why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg.",
"What did it do to your Va-Jay-Jay? Congrats on the loss! ",
"Walking at a brisk pace with no breaks, I’d guess around 2 hours. Normal human walking speed is about 4 mph.",
"Congrats! That what I'm trying to lose. At least 70 pound's. I miss my slim fit Medium shirts, stretching my XXL shirt is embarrassing!",
"The tan doesn't hurt either. ",
"The point he’s making is that she put makeup on in the second picture to make the difference between the pictures bigger, thus causing more karma flow.",
"Weight loss pics = fat shaming ",
"/r/itookapicture",
"I'm naturally skinny and everything but my face is something between these two anyway, I fucking hate it. ",
"Not to undermine the pic and the good vibes, but she's also contoured her face and her makeup skills have improved.\n\nI point all of this out not to be mean, but to also point out there was a lot more improvement than just the weight loss. ",
"Didn't think it'll have that effect on lips, time to lose weight ",
"May one day all will pray at the temple of Brodin. Wheymen!",
"Welcome to Reddit ",
"Ugly either way",
"Losing weight makes your skin browner?",
"You look so much happier without even smiling. Amazing, good for you. ",
"Lol so now we can't upvote a 70 lb weight loss because maybe she's bulimic and didn't say otherwise? That's honestly hilarious. ",
"I think she’s sharing something she’s proud of, which I can’t fault her for.",
"Hotter paler more natural look before",
"That makes it sound *even worse*. Doing something you dislike doing but could just stop doing, but you don't actually stop. In what messed up way is this supposed to induce joy.",
"What about for someone skinny, would gaining 10-20 pounds make you look healthier?",
"I was 192lbs. Took me 5 weeks to reach 175lbs. \n\nI lost all muscles though. Keto.",
"Pretty much, like half the shit on here.",
"I really think a lot of people don't realise how much being \"good looking\" actually is in their control... Sure there are some things you can't change, but there's a hell of a lot you can. Something as simple as a healthy diet and exercise does wonders for your appearance in ways you weren't even expecting. ",
"Great job dude! I will. I failed diets before but I totally refuse to fail this time.",
"god. i wish that could happen to me because i could easily replace soda with flavored water. i don’t really understand why i find sparking water so damn disgusting though. ",
"Really petty of you to call OP out like that.",
"I love this post. More people need to do this so you can see what they really look like. Fat people annoy me.",
"Wow.",
"And my axe!",
"I wish I could have the consistent motivation and self discipline to maintain every diet and workout regimen I try ",
"The \"before\" is really pretty actually",
"I am always reminded of Michelangelo's Captives sculptures.",
"It's worth mentioning, your diet and hormones can affect the shape of your face. What I am saying is, there is more than just fat that shapes a persons face. Processed food can make tissues swell up and retain water. Hormones can also make tissues swell up. For example, women often experience some swelling during pregnancy because the adrenal glands produce more of the hormones that make the body retain fluids.",
"No, I'm absolutely agreeing with you. I believe that it does.",
"I spent wayy too long looking for a reference to broken arms.. what has reddit done to me",
"I don't even leave the flat apart from the three weekdays I have to go to work.",
"It takes time!!! Don’t get discouraged. The beginning is always the hardest part.",
"Are you Gal Gadot",
"I have an amazing chin and cheekbones. However, my face is always the first to lose and first to gain. I become the pillsbury doughboy if I even gain a little over 7 pounds.",
"Thank you for lecturing me on my job as a doctor. I'm not even a doctor; never claimed to be. I was just trying to clear up some misconceptions. \n\nObviously, there are some connections between IGF and insulin regulation. They can activate each other's receptors, and also some of the downstream effects of those signalling pathways (from IGF receptors and insulin receptors) can interact with each other. But that's a bit more complex of an explanation than I was going for, and GH stimulation is the main factor in IGF-1 secretion. I suppose we both suffered somewhat from oversimplification. And you are right about there being some relative insulin insensitivity with GH usage.\n\nI'm done with this conversation now. It's been so much fun. Now back to studying for my completely unrelated exam. Cheers.",
"Because you're allowed to stop whenever you want, it's not like a job. How do you twist that into a bad thing?",
"Lose some weight, and hop right into GoneMild. Its almost sad seeing chubby girls lose weight and go right to slutty mode because of their self-esteem issues. But not my problem- when can we expect you on GoneWild?",
"I'm gonna go with karma whore. \n\nThis post had me suspicious, but with your evidence, she's definitely full of shit. \n\n---- \n\nStarting from the top : \n\n- The Sellion (bridge of the nose) does not match at all. After pic has way too deep of a sellion to be covered in fat in the before pic. \n\n- The angle of the top of the nose matches in both pics, but the angle of the bottom does not match. Before pic has a more upturned nose, and a larger nostril. Fat cannot both pull on the nostril to such a degree, while also pushing the angle of the nose up. \n\n- Before pic has *higher* and more pronounced cheekbones. Those don't just disappear, in fact they should be *more* pronounced in the after picture. \n\n- The chins don't match either. The after picture actually sticks out more than the before. \n\n- Freckles don't change. There is clearly a freckle visible on her chin in the after pic (the one WITH makeup) that isn't visible on the before pic. \n\n- In the first link you provided, the difference in the nose is even more pronounced. The before picture has an extremely upturned nose, while the after pic is quite level. It also has freckle inconsistencies, but its low quality, so I cannot rely on it for those minute details. It is worth noting though. ",
"you look great, but you don't need that much make-up! Congrats!",
"Sigh...... unzip",
"super original joke\n",
"When he’s fat it takes a tole on your body. ",
"I once worked with a lady. She had lost like 100lbs a few years before I started there. One day we got to talking, and she mentioned it. She then showed me a picture of her with a few other people. I literally did not know who she was in the picture her face was entirely different. I even called her a liar and figured she had been messing with me. \n\nWeight loss in the face is something else. ",
"Even her nose lost weight!",
"Looks like that's what makeup did to your face.",
"I didn’t know losing 70 lbs applied make-up to your face",
"So proud of you! I’m also on my weight loss journey ",
"Looks like that's what makeup did to your face.",
"Reminds me of the YouTuber ProZd. He looks very chubby but actually his body isn’t anywhere near as fat as you’d assume from his face.",
"He was pretty overweight, I wouldn’t assume his pace was 4mph. Especially not starting out. ",
"It got you a tan?",
"Nice dude. I just started using my fitness pal 2 weeks ago and it’s really a game changer seeing your calorie goal for the day and how much you have left or if you went over. Congrats on the weight cut! ",
"Do it. ",
"Are you fat shaming?",
"I’m in grad school. There was a 16-year-old in my cohort and a 19-year-old a couple years later. It definitely happens. ",
"Are you happier now?",
"I would\n",
"ah that sucks man,lol good luck with it!",
"BRING ME THE CHEEKBONES STRETCHER",
"Yup there is a skeleton under there",
"beautiful!!!",
"Because it means sweating your ass off doing something you hate, to get bragging rights not even you yourself care about.\n\nYes, I know how it is to be fit, I was in the military. Could do stuff like doing 50 pushups without breaking a sweat. Can't even do 10 at all now. Makes no difference in my life.",
"Yeah, but generally for a before and after photo you want to look as similar as possible. And it is usually shot in the same location. Which it doesn't seem to be!",
"Great job! I noticed my face has changed a lot since I got older. I think our diets change and we lose weight but you look great! Congrats on your weight loss and your determination!",
"Also the makeup, lighting, drawn eyebrows and more contributed ",
"Holy HELL she's so pretty!",
">Except he literally said it doesn't belong here?\n\nExcept...OC didn't. All s/he said was:\n\n>The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.\n\nThe first sentence says people who love these posts should check out the sub which features more of these posts. The second sentence notes that there has been a lot of support for these posts on r/pics, and notes that the dedicated sub could benefit from (a) the new posts, and (b) the supportive comments. \n\nAt no point did OC *imply* this content is unwelcome here, let alone explicitly state that. You simply misread or willfully misunderstood the comment.",
"Stop eating almost all extra sugars, and any processed food with added sugar (I do allow myself any cereal with less than 10 grams a serving, but almost always something with high fiber). My spouse and I both easily lost 10 pounds doing this. Also, eat protein AND fiber with as many meals/snacks as you can (keeps you full and healthy - apple/peanut butter, cheese/whole wheat crackers, brown rice/beans, brown rice/chicken & veggies, etc.). Then you'll want to exercise more. Try some new spices. Once you get over the sugar addiction, you feel and look great. When I do crave sugar (rarely), I drink coffee if it's before 4 PM, or eat something pretty awful like a few potato chips or handful of simple carbs and a protein if I feel I must. I also still eat things like pizza, though I try to load it with as many veggies as I can handle (and/or eat less of it).",
"Don't give up! My weakness are the weekends, when I tend to eat a bit more than I should but I'm working on that. ",
"How did you lose it all?",
"Your nose looks so different!! I wish my Jew bump would go away if I lost weight",
"I always remember that gif of disgustingly morbidly obese American women eating a whole pizza with sodas in view and their fat was actually stored on their FOREHEAD! Never in my life have I ever seen that but yes fat can be stored there also when all other options are exhausted they almost looked Neanderthal because of it ",
"I like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneMild/comments/7pz2zg/verification/ the most. You look incredibly cute in that one.",
"there's a 6 pack in every keg",
"Holy moley! Congrats! Excellent job losing the weight. I hope I can have the same willpower that you did.",
"Gotta keep that six pack in the cooler, naw'mean?",
"would be cool to see the two pictures with the same amount of makeup ect \n",
"I cook my foods in bulk. Chicken, peppers and the only carbs I really eat now are sunchips (portioned out). Learning recipes is a great way to loose weight.",
"That sounds about right. I guess my perspective gets shifted a bit as well because my husband has always been a slender guy too. ",
"Beautiful before, but beautiful and sculpted after.",
"Awww so beautiful 😍",
"My whole point was never that you were wrong about the intricacies of IGF production, I’m not the worlds expert on that and you very well might know more or be able to explain it better than me. My point was that you were missing the fundamental discussion going on, that the USE of insulin and GH by bodybuilders is what is causing bubble gut. \n\nGood luck on your exam (seriously no sarcasm/meanness involved)",
"You’re welcome cutie 😘",
"That's because you're young and your skin is elastic. Don't expect similar result at 40. ",
"Bae V.1 , Bae V.2",
"Join us over at r/gonewild",
"How long did this take you?",
"I’m on a diet too and just lost my 10th pound today! People are commenting on my face but i don’t see it yet. I do like being able to fit more comfortably in my once tighter shirts!",
"Congratulations! You look like a different person. Both beautiful, but so different! I've lost 50 pounds over the last few months (went from a us size 18 to an 8) and it's a good feeling. Good for you girl, keep doing your thing! ",
"> seems like a hard thing to lose but it's really not. \n\n> It definitely sucks and can be hard\n\n\nWait a minute...",
"Good for you! Great job!",
"The idea that some jaws and cheekbones are better than others is ridiculous ",
"Looks like we both can’t spell for shit. Hahah btw I’m curious to why you call him Strider over Aragorn? I probably wasn’t paying attention enough to catch anyone call him strider ",
"How did u do it? ",
"It put makeup on?",
"Woah!!! This is incredible! You look gorgeous either way tho! ",
"Yeah I mean heck I dont mind working in a double income scenario but it took some crazy planning on my part to cook for myself, and I just switched from a 100 hour job to 60-70 hours. And its crazy to think that if my job is 50 hours per week I will need to say bye to career progression.",
"I do it because I care about myself, I don't do it for bragging rights. Everyone has their own reasons for getting in shape, some more common than others. It's a pretty terrible world we live in when exercise is seen as an activity that's a waste of time. Things like this help you mentally as well as physically, I'm sure you know that though since you've been in shape, but why would you disregard such a beneficial practice?",
"I find it really fascinating how her eyes changed - it seems she lost some subcutaneous fat in her eyelids and between her crease and brow line!",
"Good for you ",
"There are jaw exercises that give a much more defined and angular look. It may not be a total transformation but it's definitely worth 10 minutes a day , after a couple of weeks it makes a noticeable difference",
"Why would I voluntarily do stuff I dislike doing though? I even like my job. (And by the way, you can quit a job, too, that's why it's a job and not slavery)",
"Beautiful!!! Side note, I have some serious eyebrow envy now!!! ",
"And a nose job. But I'd do it too if I lost that much weight ",
"Just differing perceptions. It was reasonable of you to assume that possibility, but a cursory glance at that redditor's comment history will tell you if they trend toward the behavior of veiled insults. In this case, this anonymous soul might have mistakenly conflated vaccinations with antibiotics, but they do not tend to give backhanded compliments.",
"You don't blow up on any diet, as long as you don't overeat.\n\nKeto doesn't make people lose weight, a caloric deficit makes them lose weight. Keto is just a tool to get a caloric deficit without feeling hungry, since it stuffs you with food that is satiating.\n\nYou can lose weight on a proper balanced diet exactly the same way as you can with keto and you can keep eating that way for the rest of your life. Just as you can keep doing keto for the rest of your life if you want to.\n\nThe moment you start eating like a monster again is the moment you will blow up again.",
"\"This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.\"",
"Hell yeah you go girl!",
"Pam, is that you?",
"Dat post history tho. You are a magnificent creature :) ",
"A low carb, calorie restricted diet and about 5 km of walking or more a day. Sometimes up to 15 km on a nice day. Lots of black coffee and water as well. \n\n\nWhat's worked for me is to restrict most of my eating during the day to under 300 calories. Then at dinner, I can have a nice big satisfying meal (as long as it is low carb) and I can go to bed full and not need to snack at night a which is when I normally crave snacks. During the day, I am too busy to feel like snacking. ",
"You never go 1st breakfast to 2nd breakfast unless it’s in the heat of the moment.",
"Your brow game has stepped up 👏🏼",
"You’re right, I should’ve said injections.",
"Yes, I agree with you as well. It does appear to be so. ",
"Friendly reminder that jawsercize/jaw toning exercises and complaining about genetics don't give you a defined jaw, hitting the treadmill and burning more calories than you take in does.",
"You can grow to like exercising, if you don't, I dont know what to tell you. It genuinely makes you feel good and even better than you are once you set a goal and get a schedule going. Also, the job analogy is not good. When you exercise you can literally stop at any moment without any negative repercussions. If you just stop doing your job, you'll get fired.",
"Made you add more\nMakeup? ",
"If you're unable to reduce more calories safely then yes, just keep with it and increase your exercise. Try to do something sustainable long term though as it will benefit you as a lifestyle change. I will add that eating super clean will help. It won't help with your weight necessarily (It can but weight comes into cal in vs. cal out) but it will do *wonders* for your body composition. Before changing my diet to a much healthier one, I would hardly see results with my work outs. When I was eating super clean my weight stayed relatively the same but I could *see* physical changes much quicker (i.e. muscle definition etc).",
"*And make-up",
"No it looks like fillers. Not a bad thing, I have lip fillers. But OP should be honest about it.",
"Congrats!!",
"It made you tan? Shit I should lose weight too then.",
"Now show off the rest of the bod! ",
"Quite similar to what I’m doing now. Only a 1300 cal diet, low carb, zero sugar and I run 2-3 miles a morning then do a 15,000 step walk to university every afternoon from my home. Hoping to see results soon, I’m only 3 weeks in. How long did it take you?? ",
"at first I thought you were replying to the poop knife comment, and was wondering why you hold a poop knife up against your face haha\n\nbut most people probably use their phone as an actual phone up against their face with no blue tooth very little compared to total usage of the device. \n\nbesides, germs are everywhere anyway. also, you could always use wipes to clean your phone. they even come in little portable packs. or be like the rest of us and dont give a damn about germs and be free!",
"How long does that last though",
"Let’s be honest, losing weight is pretty simple if you actually want to. The problem is most people don’t ACTUALLY want to. They like the idea of being in shape but don’t like it as much as drinking every weekend and eating takeaways 3x a week. ",
"Made you go from thick to thicc",
"Awesome job, congrats. Amazing accomplishment. Just be healthy and lose healthy. Love yourself no matter what. You’re beautiful regardless! ",
"You can upvote a 70 lb weight loss even if she did say she was bulimic if you wanted to. My point was that it’s a low effort post that probably shouldn’t always reach the front page. Calling it low effort is less of a stretch than calling it impressive. ",
"What did it do to your ass!?",
"Made it tanner?",
"I'm always astounded at the difference. Mostly it's the women who end up changing so much. ",
"You may have been sarcastic but I actually think /r/pics is too vague to be very useful",
"Woman. What can I do?",
"So dissaponting. Is there a sub for people that gain weight?",
"You’re so pretty ",
"So even eyebrows get shaped with weight. Cool trick!",
"Honestly it looks like two different people ",
"It's not fun, it doesn't make me feel better, it doesn't make me feel less depressed, and it takes up time I could use doing something less un-fun: sounds like the description of a needless chore.",
"The first time I saw my collarbone without trying to flex or anything I was amazed, stuff happened gained weight back, but man I can't wait to see what it's like underneath the fat on my face",
"She added the 70lbs back with make up 😂",
"Your face went from fat to still fat?",
"I have a friend who said it's all psychological. Basically once you get over that feeling of hunger and cravings, you're able to go on whatever diet.",
"Kiss me bb",
"Molson muscle you mean?",
"They really can! And I say whatever, if it makes you feel more confident go for it.",
"I didn’t know that I’ll get a Rhinoplasty if I lose weight ",
"What height are you? 145 is very light, I'm currently about 210 with a goal of 185ish, at my peak I was 265 though, I'm just under 6 foot",
"Hahahahahahqhahabqbb",
"Congratulations! You look amazing! Also the natural pucker in your lips looks so great now! I needed to see this today",
"I started my weight loss last January. So a year now. I started while pregnant because I had gestational diabetes and kept going because I was feeling so good about it and succeeding quite rapidly. Things have slowed down a lot now, I am losing only about 1/2 lb per week but I don't really want to change how I am doing things, so I figure as long as I'm still losing, no matter how slow, I am doing okay. I still have 13 more pounds until I am no longer overweight. But I would say I lost the bulk of my weight in the first 9 months. \n\nI should also add that I am breastfeeding which makes a significant difference. ",
"What do you think cause weight loss?",
"If you actually track every hour in your day you'd be amazed at how much free time you have even if it seems like you don't. I work full time, take 15 college credits, exercise for at least 40 minutes a day, am basically a single parent of 2 kids, and I take my sick wife to her daily appointments. I felt overwhelmed this semester but I wrote down how I spent every hour of my day and I ended up with something like 2-3 hours of downtime per day.\n\nEither that or everyone's situation is different, you'll track your time and realize you really don't have any free time, and will have to cry yourself to sleep.",
"Chores aren't needless, they maintain your surroundings, just like exercising maintains your body. If you are depressed, I can tell you right now that if you setup a routine and stuck with it at length, you would come out feeling better than you do now.",
"Weird but I am wondering. Is that true? Or could a belly just get skinny and there isn’t muscle there?",
"A lot of \"over-achievers\" also suffer from depression and anxiety.",
"What’s the purpose of eating so often? Not that I mind eating. ....that’s why I need to lose some weight, after all..",
"I laugh at six packs! I have a keg.",
"As a downvote magnet you probably already knew this, but the community and how it votes is typically a good indicator for what people really want.",
"> A lot of people from my senior class walk right by me without noticing who I am.\n\n*#3 in my top 5 reasons I'm motivated to lose weight.",
"I like the chub face better ",
"Winter body",
"Many never get over that feeling and never stop struggling.",
"OOOOOOO WEEE",
"I don't see any urinals around here",
"Feminist to hot congrats",
"Beautiful, congratulations!!",
"The first pic just looks over exposed. Also, I’d assume that she felt more comfortable in a swimsuit and maybe got some sun after he weight loss. Also, who cares if she got a tan after weight loss?",
"Very obviously she's talking about gaining a jaw line and cheek bones becoming more prominent. ",
"You look Great! Good job!",
"god damn redditors are greasy lonely fucks.",
"I laughed audibly. ",
"And a lot of makeup.",
"Or it just results in people being more confident and caring about their appearance.......,,,,",
"you were always beautiful.. and DAMN those brows on point!!",
"what's your bodyfat %? are you probably just skinnyfat? Just a low weight won't necessarily remove a double chin.",
"/r/NakedProgress ",
"It worked on me. Lost almost 10kg in a month. Effortless and eating like a lion.",
"She has foundation in pic two tho. ",
"I really fell deep into this rabbit whole, I'm always slightly fascinated by insecure attractive people who post pictures of themselves online but this girls dualities go much further than that.\n \nTo be honest I think you called it with her lying about her age:\n\nShe seems to be extremely insecure and appearance obsessed, has said shes sold pics,videos and panties in the past to make some side money and has aspirations to be a no talent celebrity \n\nShe's also seen and believed a video that said men dump women when they hit 22 and then replace them with an 18 year old, so she seems to have some sort of age complex aswell. \n\n\n",
"There’s a crunchberry under the fridge. ",
"Im not sure. But ive had it my whole life.",
"Congrats on the 70 LBs\n\nAlso, congrats on finding a shower, a tanning salon, and discovering makeup! \n\n",
"*Bro*.. your statistics lie. I'm 32 years old so I don't fit in the 18-24. I don't know the meaning of average ",
"That’s called the keg.",
"hitting the gym and thus becoming lean as opposed to just light weight means your bodyfat % drops and that not only brings out structure in muscle (buff), but also structure in bones that are close to the surface (jaw, collarbones).",
"That’s incredible. What a difference face chub makes. the after picture is gorgeous",
".....and makeup",
"You mean you were always this beautiful? 😍 ",
"Same, but sitting here and eating pizza is super easy",
"Whenever I stop hitting the gym and don't eat well for a week I see the immediate difference in my face. I wish I realized this when I was a teen",
"The last stretch is always the hardest... don’t give up!!",
"How did your lashes grow so much?",
"Idiot whomever had a shot with you and didn’t take it then because daaaaayummm you were fine either way. ",
"From unfuckable to fuckable",
"Good way to wind up with hemorrhoids and other issues (https://content.dollarshaveclub.com/sitting-toilet-long-will-wreck-butt)\n\nI believe you're not meant to push, you're meant to rock back and forward but I don't want to add that to my google search history.",
"Wow, it made it darker ",
"Perfect features hiding within the old you. Very happy for you :) this image must be so inspiring to others that are trying to lose weight, well done!",
"I'm so envious. I keep trying to stick to a healthy diet and workout plan but working 12 hours a day really drains me.",
"You got new makeup? ",
"Not all critique is shaming. Virtue signalling is, however.",
"Hey, no complaining, that’s not what this sub is for. If I wanted to see complaining I’d go to like...r/complaining.",
"He is a shill for the chinese finger trap industry. He does this in almost every thread. GO TO HELL! I refuse to buy their products anymore.. smh ",
"Came here to say this. She didn't just lose 70 pounds, she also lost a freckle!",
"Why would you want a six-pack when you could have a keg?",
"It works if you have the willpower, but it's always easier if you work with your body (eating foods that keep you satiated with lower calories) than against it (eating low-satiety-per-calorie stuff then having to work harder to resist temptation later).",
"I keep mine in the fridge!",
"Now for the actual pics (NSFW)\nhttps://i.imgur.com/R390EId_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium",
"young people today wouldnt go on an actual swingset... would be a VR swingset",
"Also makeup and better lighting.",
"the thing is, just being at a low weight, doesn't mean that you have a low percentage of bodyfat. while a double chin is more unlikely at a low BMI, it isn't at all impossible.\n\nWhen I lost weight, I kept my double chin well into the healthy BMI range. It was when I kept working out that it vanished at some point, even though my weight remained the same. Right now, I'd have to severely recede my head/neck to make a double chin appear in front of the mirror.\n\nLong story short: If you are just thin, but never tried working out and building a little more muscle than absolute baseline, then that might be worth a shot.",
"/r/whiteknighting/",
"/r/holdmyfries is that way fat fuck",
"Next time you're at the dentist or some other office where they have before and after pics you'll notice the after always has better lighting, better angles, makeup, etc. It always feels fake.",
"Ignore all the back handed compliments this is awesome and you should be proud of what you've accomplished!!!",
"Damn. That's awesome.",
"Thank you :) ",
"From a 0.5 to an 8. People (mostly overweight people) underestimate how much losing weight can change your life ",
"It is now! I can't tell if you're being facetious... \nJIC, shits and gigs is a idiomatic saying for doing something for the duck of it!",
"Yea bellys are good at holding drinks",
"Her nose is even smaller!!",
"It added makeup?",
"And putting that 70lbs back as makeup. Jk. Looking good :)",
"Its fucking *hard* to accomplish that, but I'm glad I read this. ",
"You're tall. American women are tall ",
"Im going to be the 'I told you so' guy here..\n\nNo shit it makes you look better. Overweight people are only kidding themselves when they say they are just as beautiful. \n\nWant to be more beautiful? Easy. Lose weight and you will be more beautiful and skinnier and healthier to boot. ",
"Ah well I'm almost done with he diet, going another few days. Might do round two I guess",
"What I found that works was sticking strictly to a set calorie amount for each day. I know how hard it can be to eat right and exercise when you work long days. Keeping track of your calories is the most important thing, though, and was what I mostly did to lose 70 lbs! Even if you don't eat the best, you should still be losing weight that way. ",
"You didn't look chubby before.",
"Yep. I've put on a shit load weight. Finding a photo a couple weeks and seeing how awesome my jawline looks is major factor to why i'm adjusting my lifestyle now.",
"yup only lost 15 pounds from 25 pound and i have seen a suprisable difference in my face. \n\n https://imgur.com/a/3FXJf",
"Well I think they were joking and people are down-voting me because they think i didnt get the joke. I just don’t like when people put words in my mouth :)",
"Oh that's what carbs are for.\n\nHold on, gotta tweak my diet again. After a nap.",
"That's my saying. Everyone has abs, their fat just hides them. ",
"Don't call me buddy, mate.",
"I mean, it is tempting but you know how many people died from the Atkins diet? I am gonna cut carbs to a minimum in the next few weeks so I think I'll be fine.",
"You brought in bulimia. No one else mentioned bulimia. She could have lost weight through shady Thailand black market liposuction and tapeworms, but that doesn't make me pro-tapeworm for upvoting this post or imply that I would upvote that if it were in the title. And as far as being a \"low effort\" pic, this is /r/pics. Effort obviously isn't a factor here, though I think removing 70 pounds from your body is impressive and have no indication that tapeworms were involved.\n\nBut I'll let you guys get back to trashing her and calling her a [\"karmawhoring bitch\"](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ul4iv/what_losing_70_lbs_did_to_my_face/dtljz2m) because she posted an interesting picture of the changes drastic weight loss had on her face. ",
"Is there no added benefit to a caloric deficit + being in a state of ketosis vs just a caloric deficit alone?",
"I'm stealing this.",
"I think you were and are a very pretty woman either way. I applaud you for setting a goal and reaching it.",
"It's about the caloric deficit, not the total amount you eat.\n\nIf you consistently eat 500 calories less than your body needs to sustain being alive and fueling your level of activity, then you lose one pound over the course of a week. As you become smaller, you also need less energy to sustain, which is why weight loss slows down if you keep your total intake the same.",
"Well damn! Way to go!",
"Too much backstory drama over there sometimes. It's like the Olympics where everyone has to have some heartbreaking story. ",
"How many cals are rum and diet cokes? Is it the rum or the non diet drinks to which you're referring?",
"And in some cases, it's over the belly.",
"oh, hello chin ",
"Down 65 pounds, I think I lost it all in my chest area unfortunately ): ",
"Am i the only one that sees a lil bit öf Mila Künis in the pic on the right?",
"LOL I suppose I should have ended it with \"ma'lady\" and tipped my fedora. Hard to give a compliment anywhere without people assuming you have intentions, oh well, no big deal.",
"False. It's easy to stop being poor no matter what. Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps. ",
"Damn got me",
"Gal Gadot?",
"Nope. Look up CPAP machines. One of my parents has used one for years and it's a lifesaver (quite literally).",
"...or what gaining 70lbs does to your face...",
"Right, which is why it should have stayed on /r/progresspics",
"Your beautiful still! You go girl🤗",
"Punny",
"You kinda look like Gal Gadot now imo.",
"How does your full-body look? #AskingForAFriend ",
"That's why you're a cool guy",
"Everyone is naked. Under their clothes...",
"OP, you must be getting a lot of ass now huh? Congratz.",
"Just do it. You'll be so much happier for it",
"Looks like you smile more! Congrats! ",
"Cutting out the booze is the key here. I tried cutting the carbs but not the booze ( I know, but priorities) and saw little loss. Switch that up and shit is falling off, yo",
"Word. I bet all the guys who've turned her down are regretting.",
"Looks like it made you hot.",
"I too am gleefully adding dessert to MFP as we speak. 😉\nI also recently learned that the little Rice Krispie treats have 90 calories. They’re carby but I can usually fit one in pretty easily if I’m craving sweets.",
"What a wonderful quote",
"Beautiful, either way",
"70lbs, eyelashes and eyebrows too",
"This is more motivating than before and after body shots!",
"A well insulated six-pack ",
"From beautiful to stunning.",
"if you're not losing any weight it's probably because you have a thyroid problem and have EXTRA trouble over the average person, I mean you said yourself that you eat really well, don't exceed caloric intake, and work out. Just kidding, I'm actually not taking your word for the stuff you said.",
"Is there a subreddit for face fat comparisons?",
"...and an innie under that outie!",
"From Tumblr to Tinder",
"You see yourself in the mirror every day. That makes it pretty hard to see a difference. Before/after pictures are your friend. I would be totally lost without mine.",
"Don't call me mate, chief.",
"No, why would there?\n\nConservation of mass and energy are very much a thing in this universe. You can pretty precisely predict your rate of weight loss if you know your caloric deficit. After that it really just comes down to what makes you feel good. A 500 kcal deficit on meat will obviously feel a lot better (as in not hungry and craving) as the same deficit on chocolate and cake.\n\nIn a balanced diet you still want to make sure that you have reasonable amounts of protein and fat. When I did this, I just started out based on the caloric deficit alone and from there I tried to figure out what to eat and how to make my daily budget of calories. Didn't take long for me to increase my intake of protein, simply to avoid being hungry.\n\nRight now I get roughly 40% from carbs, 35% from protein and 25% from fat, give or take some. That's obviously far from keto, but it's also far from a carb heavy diet full of shit, it's satiating and sports are just more fun if you loaded up some carbs beforehand.",
"You look like gal gadot",
"My face is a circle no matter what :[ just slightly more or less circular lol",
"Holy crap, your nose even looks thinner ",
"Actually, I've been using one for about 8 years. I couldn't live without it.",
"You shouldn’t let the Catholic Church teach you to “feel” anything concerning a body. ",
"Shes verified on gonewild...what more do you want, a picture ID and birth certificate? Lmfao",
"3,000",
"That is true.",
"Or has a charisma score of 1.",
"Didn't Arnold do steroids?",
"Your eyebrows and eyelashes look really good too. :-)",
"it will make it appear longer. \n\nyoure not going to come out losing 500lbs with the biggest dick in the world (because you lost a bunch of weight) \n\nyou have to have the size there before, and the loss of the FUPA makes it seem longer. \n\n",
"How so?",
"That does suck, but when you're fit, people can tell it's a weak jaw vs. a double-chin. I've seen some ladies with this issue, too, if it makes you feel better. Not everyone is blessed with great facial structure, but fitness speaks for itself.",
"/r/deadbedrooms",
"As a former fat guy, I've grown to despise fat people like a parasite. It's the same way a person grows to dislike alcoholics after quiting an addiction. I see all of this potential for an attractive, sexy, person under all of that weight.\n\nOddly enough, I've gone from 210lb obese (BMI scale) to 130lb and kept it off and I still feel like a fat fuck.",
"I hope you were prepared for the level of idiocy in these comments. ",
"???",
"Shes verified on gonewild lmfao",
"\"blahblueblowblah, Legolas\"",
"Any luck finding out what program she used or changed she made?",
"You look amazing; did losing weight make your upper lip fuller? (This is a serious question... I'm hoping when I drop some weight my cheeks are less full and it would be a nice plus if my lips seem fuller because of it)",
"How do we know that you didn't put on 70lbs and then swap the order of the photos?",
"Gave you acne on your face and caked paint on it?",
"Fuck I used to have a nice jaw line prior to Christmas. Why did I eat all that shit....",
"Yup, that's the word.",
"Damn it even made makeup on her face appear!!! ",
"Looks like you got a very natural nose job. :)",
"It does if you look at crypto charts recently.\n\nJust saying. \n\nAlso. Op...hit me up..fellow smart interesting human getting burned by crypto...human",
"Omg. I assume by \"6 pack in seconds\" they mean the seconds it takes to put that contraption on and then leave it on.",
"\"you're not ugly, you're just fat\" ",
"Added makeup?\n",
"The parent comment of the one you replied to said, \n\n\"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.\"\n\nI assumed that was the one you were referring to--op generally refers to the person who made the post itself. \n\nSorry if I misunderstood.\n\n",
"What other reason do you think she posts them than for people to see them?",
"Yeah I was like \"Losing 70 pounds gave her eyelashes.\"",
"Get it girl",
"I thought Mr. Brown was out of town.",
"it went from REALLY white, and no make up to tanned with oily face and with make up. Wow I should lose 70lbs too!",
"Better make up?",
"You got more tan by losing weight! But no seriously, 70 pounds, good for you.",
"You got ugly",
"damn there was a Gal Gadot in hiding",
"So I shouldn't buy that ball that you chew on that sculpts your jaw?",
"Yeah that, better lighting and makeup...",
"ALL RISE. The honorable /u/Paddys-Egg will be presiding. \n\nCourt is now in session. ",
"Am I an idiot for thinking this what -70lbs and learning to contour/take a photo properly looks like? Happy to be said idiot but I feel like this is not totally representative...",
"Of course be nice to them, my problem is it doesn’t stop there and turns into healthy at any size and that’s a big lie. \n\nImagine if there was a heart disease/diabetes acceptance movement, it’s silly. ",
"So she's verified as the second girl. The before pic isnt her. She's a karmawhore.",
"Why do kylo ren and your buddy shower together?",
"It's probably just because when you lose fat, you lose it everywhere. Targeted fat loss is a myth. So when your friends lost weight in their bellies, how most people define it, they ended up losing it in their face as well. Less fat, more definition = face change",
"Some people find it easier to eat smaller meals more often works to help control their hunger. Whatever works for you is best though -- some people are more successful with intermittent fasting and larger meals less often. ",
"Fuck a six pack, I've got a keg.",
"The first pic is so me..I need to be the second pic. Chubby faces are cute but not what us gals want. But I rather be a piggy than get with it. :( ",
"Well say something funny then. Say 👉😎👉 zoop, they like that.",
"And it did trim your eye brows as well :)",
"Yes. This is also one of the reasons why obesity increases the risk of many cancers.",
"Looks the same to me\n\nYou need a better hobby my dude",
"Tanned",
"Wow it gave you a tan!",
"you went brown?",
"Thanks I fixed it",
"Hey man, in your defence, those cookies *are really* good. ",
"Us the make up and lighting from the \"after\" on the \"before\" and it'd be close to identical.",
"Even shaped your eyebrows",
"/r/gainit bro",
"Okay get ready to downvote. So congrats on losing the weight but I’m not impressed. This is the same Facebook bs that I hate. One picture you have makeup on the other you don’t. Making it unfair. Not to mention you are at a really poor angle. I’m sorry but I am not impressed. ",
"Ok",
"OP turned into Gal Gadot!\n\nseriously good work OP.\n",
"Losing 70 lbs gave you an eyebrow job, a tan, and a lost cheek freckle? Need an honest after-photo.",
"Fat shaming works.",
"Yea, that's why so many professional fighters are fat. Wait...\n\nI've been fighting for nearly ten years and being fat doesn't help anything but your opponent. ",
"Oh man i am definitely one of those people who looks quite different in the face. at 120 pounds id say i have a pretty face. Over 130 it quickly starts to look like a shapeless pancake face. my nice jawline and cheekbones totally disappear. its extremely apparent in pictures. i am pregnant now and am patient to lose the weight as far as my body is concerned. its the face that bugs me! also, i gain eyelid puffiness when i gain weight. my eyes are so much better at a lower weight.\n\nsome people are the opposite and look pretty with a little weight on and seem more plain once they lose weight. really depends on the person",
"There's a six-pack hiding under every front butt.",
"The weird thing about exercise is that it feels great. But it also feels like it's going to be a lot of work and boring and horrible until you've already been exercising for five minutes, and only then does it switch over to great. You get to move around and listen to music, it's meditative - very few things put me in a better mood. Also, the more you exercise the better it feels and the quicker you get there, in my opinion.\n\nIt's just that for some reason, even if you've exercised a thousand times before and know you'll feel great in ten minutes, dragging yourself over to those first five can feel like getting to base camp at Everest. Maybe it's some kind of evolutionary thing where we instinctively resist burning a lot of energy when there's no tangible reward like food or escape. (That and sometimes the end of the exercise can be an agonizing slog once your energy is depleted and that's the memory you leave with.)\n\nI would recommend some kind of exercise to just about anybody who just wants a mood lifter or a fun hobby (especially since it doesn't necessarily have to be treadmill and weight room business but something like hiking or swimming). Improving your looks and health is practically a bonus.",
"Not a beer belly but, a liquid wheat storage facility. ",
"Your nose is so freaking cute!! Congrats on the achievement!!",
"> 7th grade which is how Americans would say it if TV is to be believed.\n\nThe TV speaks true.",
"Well shit the brownies I just made aren’t going to taste quite as good now",
"Who needs a six pack, I carry around a keg baby...\n\nDamn my back hurts sometimes. ",
"Nice last week tonight reference.",
"220 lbs",
"I'm sorry, but I'm rather confused by your response...\n\n First, I'm not the person you were speaking with before - your comment was the only one I replied to. Second, you quoted the exact same text I quoted, and the exact same text I explained. Am I missing the reason why? \n\nAs a useful side note, \"OC\" means \"original commentor\" (the person who wrote the parent comment for the thread). \"OP\" means \"original poster\" (the person who wrote the actual post itself). ",
"r/pics is not r/fitness. Can we please!!!! stop using r/pics as look at meeeee posts?",
"> She could have lost weight through shady Thailand black market liposuction and tapeworms, but that doesn't make me pro-tapeworm for upvoting this post or imply that I would upvote that if it were in the title. \n\nI never said you did. But your tapeworm thing kind of makes my point. There are so many ways people loose weight and a “good” is just as likely as a “bad” way. \n\n> And as far as being a \"low effort\" pic, this is /r/pics. \n\nThey don’t let porn or screenshots on pics so this isn’t really a valid point. It’s just circular logic. \n\n> Effort obviously isn't a factor here, though I think removing 70 pounds from your body is impressive and have no indication that tapeworms were involved.\n\nIf it was 25 lbs would this picture be suddenly less interesting? If she said 100 would it become more interesting? The feat may be impressive but the picture is not. \n\n> But I'll let you guys get back to trashing her and calling her a [\"karmawhoring bitch\"](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ul4iv/what_losing_70_lbs_did_to_my_face/dtljz2m) because she posted an interesting picture of the changes drastic weight loss had on her face. \n\nThat’s not me. I don’t really care why she did it. But I refuse to acknowledge this as an interesting picture. I’m pretty sure you’ve seen a picture or video of dramatic weight loss before. I would be surprised if you haven’t seen it this week; either on Reddit, TV, or some advertisement. ",
"I thought it was a biography of his life with names changed to protect the innocent. \n\nNext you're going to tell me he's not a high ranking member of military intelligence and battled arachnids from the planet Klendathu.",
"Sure, why not?",
"Like installing a mod in a Bethesda game",
"Yes!!!! Now THAT is what I'm talking about! Good on ya m8!!!!!",
":(",
"When I was a kid I always drank sprite and I recently tried some and gagged at how sickly sweet it is. Only pop that I can stomach now is ginger ale once in a while. ",
">I actually cook myself for most meals\n\nI bet you taste delicious, you sexy bitch.",
"How much chocolate cake can I eat on 2000 calories a day? I'm pretty sure its an insufficient amount.",
" You can't spot reduce fat, but muscles can be spot trained and do make a difference in how the fat near them looks. \n\nWhich is why a friend of mine was able to lose her double chin by doing face exercises despite losing no weight. It wasn't reducing, it was reshaping, still had the same fat on her neck, but it wasn't sagging down. \n\nThe exercises are on YouTube and stuff. Look them up, try them out, if you've got a face that responds to exercises, you'll see an improvement in like a week. If you don't have a face that responds then you'll have a week of looking ridiculous a few times a day. ",
"It was. I couldn’t really give a shit about the integrity of a place like /r/pics, it’s a cesspool anyways. If you want photography subs there are plenty you can subscribe to. It’s pretty ridiculous to whine about what essentially takes you a flick of your finger to ignore.",
"I'd bust a hot load all over it now.",
"I’ve been doing Keto and am down 30 pounds in 4ish months. Do some research (I recommend starting with The Case Against Sugar by Gary Taubes and Sugar Coated on Netflix - not specifically abt Keto but very eye opening) and just start. I’ve never been hungry using this way of eating which is key for me.",
"I thought she looks beautiful in both pictures",
"Havo dad, Legolas.\n\nDon’t you talk about my dad! Thranduil is faaaabuloussss!",
"That's weird. Where was playing 8 man football 10 years ago? I would've thought 40.",
"I know exactly what you're talking about. When I don't work out for an extended period, I get a baby face (even though I don't lose much muscles or put on too much flab). But man, when I hit the gym seriously for a couple of months I fall in love with myself all over again.\n\n\nAt the same time, I know people who are buff but their faces are just meh. In the winter, if they are wearing a heavy jacket, you'd think they were obese.",
"I really liked how you phrased this.",
"Thanks! I'm happy for new episodes soon",
"If anyone is looking for a good way to lose some weight, at a healthy and reasonable ratio, please give /r/loseit a visit. We'll love to give you tips, encouragements and support for the road ahead! ",
"I've been getting a lot of Gal Gadot and Mila Kunis. [I don't think I look like either of those people](https://i.imgur.com/nEpC3UN.png) lol",
"I've been getting a lot of Gal Gadot and Mila Kunis. [I don't think I look like either of those people](https://i.imgur.com/nEpC3UN.png) lol",
"When I lost 50lbs recently hitting 150lbs, I lost fat all over my body except for my face and double chin :'D send help",
"Great observation, I don't think anybody would have noticed otherwise. Does it even matter? ",
"Hmm, i had no idea that all girls have a natural layer of heavy makeup under their face fat. ",
"HAES is about adopting healthy habits at any size or any ability. It means you shouldn’t give up or put off healthy habits just because you are obese or disabled. \n\nA lot of people give up or exacerbate unhealthy habits because they think “what’s the use?”\n\nThe idea is that you can do something. And it’s really easy to lose your motivation when your goal is losing weight instead of changing your habits permanently. \n\nBeing mean to fat people wont make them not fat. HAES doesn’t mean you’re healthy at 500 pounds. It means that you don’t have to give up because there’s no hope. It means that you deserve to be treated with as much dignity and respect as anyone else. \n\nIt means that you should not be told that your symptoms are only because of your weight when you’re coughing up blood. \n\nIt means that you are not a failure if you gain weight back. It means that you never have to give up. \n\nIt means that you are a person deserving of support in your health goals no matter what you look like. ",
"It made you darker.....",
"Nice, I'm at 230, and trying to go about the same amount",
"What happened to the mole? Why is she wearing more makeup in the 2nd photo?",
"I keep an entire keg there instead. ",
" those fleeky eyebrows, though... ",
"She could have meant grad as in graduated from high school recently. I doubt she's in grad school. She could be studying for her bachelor's. ",
"Interesting how the weight actually makes the corner of your lips curve downward. With the weight gone, you have that cute corner in your lips. ",
"at least you don't have a lopsided jaw giving you a nice angular jaw on one side and rounded mess on the other side. ",
"This is probably the \"just DO IT\" post that resonates with me the most. Thanks for actually admitting that exercise sucks tart assholes. I always feel like I'm doing something wrong because it's basically the worst feeling in the world.",
"You got it!",
"Hey man chill, it's just a picture on the internet",
"did not thank mr. skeltal enough to hav gud bones n calcium so they are gone",
"I’ve been to Blizzcon several times. Every year during the month before the con, tons of women on my friends list go into overdrive getting their appearance ready for the con. New clothes, shoes, new makeup. Their hair will be freshly dyed, maybe even get hair extensions. I used to do this too then got out of it largely because I got into fitness. The last time I went to the con I was in better shape than I’d ever been before and I got so much more positive attention from men, women, developers, pro players, and media than I’d ever gotten when I was dying my hair pink. I always wanna tell my friends “losing weight is the best thing you can do for your appearance” but I don’t want to be one of those people. ",
"I love this and you. Stealing. ",
"Where did the mole go!",
"I know I'm in the minority here, but I have my doubts that is the same person.",
"Yes, clearly I'm the asshole for thinking it's creepy that a dude in his 30s is asking a teenager for more scantly clad pics. I apologize.\n\nedit: I'll also point out that it takes about two minutes of comment history research to discover she was 17 in the \"before\" pic.",
"Congrats! Now show all the haters what physical mixed with true beauty is!",
"This can be a sign that what you’re eating isn’t the healthiest or best for you. \n\nLots of natural fiber from fruits and vegetables (I hate vegetables)\n\nGenerally less processed foods. ",
"its nice to see a post like this one right after I finished eating a whole pizza by myself.",
"Your beautiful ",
"A shot of rum(1-1.5oz) is roughly 65-97 calories. Most mixed drinks have 2 shots at least. So you're looking at 130-195 calories for a mixed drink with a diet coke.\n\nIt's in the same realm of a beer, but it'll get you drunk with less drinks... In terms of calories in 5-10 drinks, I really don't think it'd be much different if you were doing mixed drinks or beer. ",
"Happy for you but you and your journey but you are cute in both of these",
"He did, but not the same shit that current bodybuilders are taking.",
"Dude, she's posting to /r/gonemild and /r/petitegonewild. Who exactly do you think browses those subs? Do you think OP might be aware of what her audience is here on Reddit, and actually *wants* them to see her pics? \n\nAnd as for teenager, well, she's an adult. Not sure why you think there's a problem with her age. ",
"Very cool. I've lost 168 pounds. Just did a side pic similar to this. Should post. Just not my thing really. Maybe I should get out of my comfort zone though...congrats you look great!",
"Quite possible and I has actually thought the same King. Hopefully she remembers where she started which is most likely a more humble person. She absolutely looks great though. ",
"Do you have any in a normal pose?",
"I was confused as well. It isn't worth the argument. Go well.",
"Thanks. Considering his recommendation flew directly in the face of any advice I'd ever heard on the subject, I was curious where he was getting that info from. I'll assume he's incorrect since I haven't heard anything back from him.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Yeah yeah I know. [I just like to gripe about silly things on reddit](https://imgur.com/a/wzZSr)",
"It sounds like she does. I still think it's creepy. Especially considering she's underage in at least one of the pics. Why do you have a problem with that? ",
"Nice face.",
"Gal Godot's little sister. ",
"Add your downvote to the 20% of people who agree with you. ",
"THERE'S A FUCKING SUB FOR THESE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
"make up?",
"Next time you post, please make sure if [you're UNDER 18](https://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/7ta4jj/f18511_220_150_70lbs_lost_13_months_its_been/dtbdr72/) you use a less revealing picture, PLEASE. ",
"I have face blindness so both images looked mostly idea tical to me, minus makeup and tan.\n\nThat said, I am really happy for your weight loss. That's like,,, a lot of pounds.",
"Think you're missing mine too lol p.s I haven't down voted you at all. ",
"Grew some eyelashes, nice!",
"\n>I can grow a beard now and fool everyone.\n\nMust be nice. I’ve got a weak jaw and can’t grow a beard. Not even decent stubble. Plenty of leg hair and chest hair I don’t want, but can’t grow any hair where I actually want it. ",
"it isn't the same person. the person on the left has a beauty mark on her cheek. there is none pn the right. that doesn't go a way with weight loss lol ",
"Very lovely profile. Nicely done.",
"What the hell are you talking about dude",
"Considering she admitted that [in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/progresspics/comments/7ta4jj/f18511_220_150_70lbs_lost_13_months_its_been/dtbdr72/), the picture on the left (her before shot) she's only **16**. +13 months = 17. \n\n\nAre my maths wrong? Is this girl really posting all these pics when she's *underage*?",
"Eating whole foods isn’t going to make you lose weight. In some cases it will allow you to consume more at a lower amount of calories (because leafy greens and high-fibre veggies do that.) I find the biggest problem with these eating plans is that they include a lot of starchy and fatty whole foods, which aren’t bad for you, but will rack up the calorie count fast. One vegan plan that I did years ago had me drop 20lbs in 3 weeks. Mostly water retention, believe it or not. After that, my BM’s were like clockwork, but the weight didn’t move. \n\nUnless you are weighing all of your portions, it can be really easy to eat more than you think. Especially if you’re a petite female. We have a really low target for fat loss, and it can be ridiculously difficult some days. Which brings me back to weighing your portions. Seriously. Eyeballing does not work. Plus, give your adherence at least 4 weeks before you decide it’s not working. For females: at least 6. Yay hormones. Then adjust down a couple hundred calories and try again. If you are short and hitting the 900-1000 calorie range and still not losing weight, see a doctor. There might be something wrong. You should never need to go that low if you’re taller than 5’2”. \n\nAlso, if you’re using MFP, I have 3 points to help:\n\n1. Set your own calorie target. Use the iifym calculator or something like it. I’m 5’3”, female, moderately sedentary, and have a weight-loss calorie goal of about 1300kCal, but I also don’t count veggies unless they’re starchy. (Potatoes, corn, carrots, squash etc are all counted, lettuces, celery, cukes, pickles, onions, cabbage, peas, fresh herbs etc are not.)\n\n2. When adding a new food, check it against the packaging or a trusted food info site. People are lazy about their entries and put in the wrong stuff a lot. Plus, recipes change, which in turn change the nutritionals on packaged foods. \n\n3. Don’t eat back the exercise calories that MFP automatically adds in. The calories burned estimates for exercise are wildly inaccurate, no matter what kind of tracker you use. \n\nIf you don’t use MFP, maybe these tips can help someone else. And please remember losing weight is a slog. If you have 100lbs to lose, you may be looking at a few years before you get there. The closer you get to your goal, the slower the loss will be. And the more muscle mass you carry, the more efficient your body will be at burning fat, and the more mobility you will have. ",
"As an overweight guy /\nI used to be subscribe /\nTo /r/fatpeoplehate /\nIt helped me lose weight /\nIt made me realize /\nI don't want to be like /\nThe people in the posts /\nI don't mean to boast \n\n",
"CHEEEKBONES ON AN OPEN FIELD NED",
"look at that, a jawline.\n\ncongrats.",
"Well I can understand that. After all, I'm getting worked up about someone getting worked up, so if anything I'm the offender here. Oh well.\n\ntagged ya as \"pretty cool after all\"",
"Awesome job! I think about losing weight a lot. However,i have no willpower so the second i think about how hard it will be i give up. ",
"tanned it?",
"Did it do the same too your eyebrows cause if it did I would hate that ",
"Weight loss in in your diet. Try offering to make yummy, lower-cal meals you can both share and portion for later grab-and-go meals, but make it about the good food and shared meal, and not her body. ",
"You're\n",
"Ahhh thanks for the clarification. ",
"Made you darker? ",
"2000 calories is BMR for most humans. Go to the gym and do HIIT for an hour and you'll burn off 800-900 calories easily. Go for a 2 hour bike ride and burn 1500-1700 calories, EASILY. Eat all the cake you want. ",
"Thank",
"Unfortunately 6 packs are genetic and can't be \"earned\".",
"love",
"Switch from soda to LA Croix. The rest is easy. ",
"Can't wait for him to speak on Trump's first State of the Union.",
"Oh I thought I was responding to th e other guy Hahahaha but hello there! ",
"Yeah right now I have a balanced diet too, never done keto. But the extra factor of ketosis that I'm not getting, and could have simultaneously while still being the exact same caloric deficit would be a benefit yes? (I'm happy either way)",
"There can only be... one!",
"The weight loss is not the issue. He claims that he just started walking 10 miles a day every day, from zero exercise before.",
"Thank you! I am trying to take it one “meal” at a time and make sure I exercise. Good luck to you as well :)",
"Those who have higher testosterone have lower body fat levels and have more developed face structure: double whammy ",
"Does it still have the diet sugar flavor?",
"How tall are you? I'm 146 lbs now and I look like your before picture.",
"Yeah I agree that the hardest part is actually going. But exercise has never been a fun hobby or a mood lifter to me tbh.",
"Beautiful before and after (but healthier after without doubt). Well done - it's a tough gig and you should be really proud of yourself. ",
"I just did what worked for me. \n\nI would recommend you talk to a nutritionist to figure out what is best for you. ",
"The term is visceral fat. It's especially common for people with high alcohol consumption to store fat this way. ",
"For forever, assuming you don't gain it back. It dissolves the fat. ",
"If the one on the left committed a crime, the one on the right will never be caught. Truly remarkable!",
"Grammar Nazi ",
"You know how Fanta Orange soda isn't as sweet as Sunkist? It almost feels like it has less sugar in it.\n\nWell that's how Diet Sunkist tastes like, closer to Fanta Orange.\n\nThe coldness helps minimize that diet \"aftertaste\". It can never truly go away. But out of all the diet soda drinks, it feels like it comes with the least amount of that aftertaste. \n\nThat Tang flavor liquid totally just tastes like you put 4 large spoons of tang powder in a glass of water. No aftertaste.",
"I’ve never ever heard that, every day cow says healthy at size means just that, obesity statistics are wrong and you can be fit and fat at the same time. There are skinny people that are not healthy, yes, but there isn’t a single person on earth that’s fat and healthy. ",
"http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/7tjscq/i_feel_like_shit_everyday/",
"The whole low carb vs low fat debate gives me a headache. Mostly because people need to pay less attention to the quantity of a certain macronutrient and more attention to the quality of said macronutrient/where it's coming from. BTW beans and whole grains have only good effects on your blood sugar (I can actually feel how stable my blood sugar is during the 4-6 hours after eating a 300 cal bowl of wheat pasta and tomato sauce). Beans in particular are good for you, as they have protein and fiber, yet no sat fat or cholesterol. Which is kinder on your cardiovascular system. Beans are one of the healthiest foods on earth with their fiber, mineral, vitamin, and protein content.\n\nBottom line: both carb heavy and fat healthy foods can be healthy. Just depends on the food source of the fat or carbs. Good kinds of carb sources would include things like beans whole grains and fruits. The bad would be soda, white rice, chocolate bars, you get the point. Just like how there is good fat (walnuts, olive oil, sunflower seeds) and bad fat (ice cream, milk, coconut). Do not buy into the fat vs carbs bullshit. Its ridiculous to demonize either one, as a whole.",
"Laughing helps you shit faster",
"Well, we need a place for pictures he neither likes nor doesn't like. It might be an empty place but we should still have it",
"Good job! You look great",
"Visceral fat is the word you were looking for. ",
"I was reading the comments and was like wait... when did i become a reddit detective i dont remember making this comment",
"Or do not that and still eat all the cake you want.",
"Uh. I have a lot of friends who are really into HAES, and literally none of them treat it like being a giant super fat is healthy. \n\nI assume it’s some sort of similar thing as the “all feminists are into feminine supremacy” sentiment and isn’t indicative of the entire movement. \n\nI recommend you read Linda Bacon’s book if you’re ever interested in actually learning about it. \n\nOr maybe you just need, on a visceral level, to feel better than someone else and fat people are just such easy targets, no?",
"For maintenance of a healthy weight, yes beans and grains are part of a balanced diet but if you want to trim fat as fast as possible I would lay off of carbs and just limit carb intake from a limited selection of fruit and non starchy veggies.",
"Sweet, thaaaanks!",
"Figure it out.",
"And here you are on reddit. It's no coincidence.",
"Thank you for posting. It made me mad at myself for not trying, and it made me wonder how different I can make my life and my self-perception if I cut the shit and just start doing the work.\n I just got back from getting a gym membership and really working out for the first time in a long time. I also bought healthy groceries. That's Day 1. ",
"I'm not upset you fool. Read the comments again and figure out why you think that, because you've got problems. I'm not helping you deal with this.",
"ew",
"Your upper lip got bigger too! Amazing!",
"Whatever helps u sleep ",
"It's speculation, but you must have enough critical ability to assess if something is true or not. Or else I could just tell you that she can fly and you'd believe it like a dumbass. She's done enough to show that she is lying about something, most likely about grad school. On an anonymous internet forum you can expect that bullshit gets called out. If you have a problem with that, stick to commenting about her wait loss and get the fuck out of this discussion.\n\nSuperficial reassurance was to mean that she was wanting compliments on here appearance, because she thought that's why she was failing in grad school (a dumb argument really). If you seriously think superficial reassurance is just compliments, you must have no substantial qualities at all.",
"Stay at it. You look great.",
"She's verified on gw\n\nHow mad are you that /r/incels got banned?",
"that doesnt even make sense.",
"No, it doesn’t. And besides, weight can fluctuate, but being a prick is forever.",
"Yeah in college I gained about 30 lbs. I thought my face was just ageing- like I was growing into my adult face. Moved to Korea and within 6th months of the diet here, I practically have my highschool face back.",
"possibly.. i'd say for sure fillers.",
"You haven't figured it out. Figure it out and get back to me. Stop derailing this.",
"It made your mole go away?",
"5'11 ",
"Proving that not being fat shows your beauty. You are beautiful..dont let anyone tell you that being unhealthy is.",
"Mine has a family pack",
"Hey dude, cool post. Here's the thing, though, *who fucking cares?* Grad school has nothing to do with this post. \n\nSo again, she lost an incredible amount of weight. Congrats to her. You can keep trashing her and calling her a bitch, insulting me, whatever makes you feel good about yourself. ",
"Why?",
"Savage",
"It just makes you try harder. Fat girls know there's no hope so they don't give a shit. ",
"She says she just wants to be pretty... Bruh!! Has she seen her face?? Even with weight she was cute..",
">r/steroids has a lot of really good info and a lot of knowledgeable people about the science behind all of this. They are very pro-steroid use but they are very science based in the approach. \n\nLol, no\n",
"Funny enough if u swap the pictures and recap the title, “What gaining 70lbs does to my FACE.”",
"Imagine what it did to your organs.",
"she's barely hott. She'd better keep trying or ima cut her off. ",
"I'm just sick of these \"omg look I'm finally a hott bitch\" posts.\n\nI feel the need to keep these cunts in their place. They're too full of themselves when they post a fat loss pic only a month after losing the actual weight.\n\nLike keep it off. That's all you need to do. You don't need redditor's approval, and if you do it's pathetic. The real life rewards should be enough. If they need our affirmation it proves they're not truly confident in the new them. ",
"Like everyone else with a beard",
"I'm using \"lose it\" to track my calories. In\nI'm a 5'7\" Lady weighing in at 153 (started at 157 two weeks ago) and I feel I am much more in control when I'm being mindful of what I am eating and what is worth it. I was bad tonight and ate almost all of a cafe Rio burrito which wasn't good because I feel sick from eating way more than I should.\n\nBut just knowing what I have to spend allows me to make smarter choices. I can eat a hersheys kiss or 10 almonds...im going to choose the almonds. I can have a candy bar or a sweet potato. Its okay to splurge every once and a while but I find myself making healthier choices and eating more out of need than boredom when I'm keeping track of my calories. ",
"I'd take it.",
"Really... brb",
"One of my favorite comedy movie scenes of all time. Close to the Major Asshole scene from Spaceballs",
"Cheese/cream is about as satisfying as a candy bar. I seriously used to always feel hungrier after I eat something if there is some kind of cheese or dairy in it. I get that same effect from wheat, and also any kind of added sugar. You cannot deny the fact that meat, dairy, wheat, and sugar are addictive foods that also promote excessive hunger and overeating. I cut out everything besides wheat (and even then I eat a whole wheat product once a day, no more than that) and I have noticed that my hunger between meals has been reduced by a decent amount. Also, 28 g of cheese is calorically equivalent to like 86 g of cooked brown rice. So you get a little over 3x less food weight wise for the same amount of calories which blows and is partly why I stopped eating dairy. Just too many calories for so little food Imo.\n\nAlso, I suggest doing your research, as the carbs in a whole grain (key word here: whole) keep your blood sugar level. For hours. So no, the carbs in something like brown rice are not bad for you (why do you think whole grains are the second category of the food pyramid, it's because they promote fullness and have a decent amount of fiber and minerals in their unprocessed form). Much like how the fat from an avocado is not bad for you at all. The carbs vs fat thing is ridiculous. It's about the quality of the fat or carbs that matters.\n\nLol udk why you're down voting me, meat/dairy and wheat/sugar ARE addictive. In fact they're so addictive that if these four foods and anything containing them were banned, prolly 95% of Americans would be going thru some degree of psychological withdrawal. Considering how many people eat any of those four things on a daily basis.",
"Ahhh I always wished to be tall, I'm 7 inches shorter than you.",
"It sounded like he was claiming it was two different women. Still think everyone focusing on her makeup is being jerky. It's not a big deal.",
"Y'all got trolled hardcore",
"So how did you do it? What diet/exercise regime did you use? Or was it something else? Please don't say drugs/surgery, LOL.",
"Getting lean is the best way to see better definition. There are definitely muscles you can exercise but the muscles under the chin and on the neck are not really ones that get significant hypertrophy, and they wouldn't help with the appearance of a double chin anyway. You'd have better results with submental liposuction or kybella injections",
"Well said ",
"That's true. When I was at my worst I couldn't walk a mile without feeling like I was going to pass out. The few walks I did take when I started was just around the block. Namely to take my roommates dog out for a potty break when he was gonna be working late.\n\nAlso that person saying it was 3 separate instances of 3 hours... Theyre either not working or have the most relaxing job ever because I don't have 9 hours to drop on ANYTHING per day and let alone walking. ",
"And fills in your eyebrows",
"Bruh, your body just gave you 100k+ worth of plastic surgery for free99!!",
"It put make up on you and gave you better lighting?",
"Look, you seemed confused so I explained why people are calling her out. I've done that, and beyond that it's really your problem if you can't get past it. I told you to get out of this discussion if you don't want to be involved because you are certainly not a person of any authority and cannot stop this in any way. Stop fucking replying to me. ",
">If you were the savior you clearly consider yourself to be, alot of people would be damned.\n\n>I don't have to explain anything, especially to a self-righteous asshole like you.\n\nSure do seem angry. I mean, I usually don't call someone a pretentious asshole unless I'm angry at them. But that's just me. ",
"Don't call me chief, sir.",
"I do it alllll the time but not to prove them wrong but see the shit they are into. The human psyche is so neat",
"You became a fucking FAIRY!!!! This is some black magic!!!!",
"You look like Wonder Woman",
"Nebraska....we also have 6 man in some towns ",
"> And your also correct that visceral fat will be increased by its use, but organ growth is also very much in play here as is documented in the medical literature.\n\nCan you provide some literature that supports organs growing to the point they stick out of the visceral cavity?",
"You said cool twice.",
"I think your nutritionist is giving you great advice, and I'm a big advocate for just a balanced diet and not going crazy on one side of the spectrum. Creating good healthy eating habits and indulging in stuff you love, (ie cake or sweets), in moderation is the probably the most reasonable, and ideal way to live :)\n\nI'm not a professional or anything like your nutritionist, but have just come to this conclusion after many failed fad diets and my own research. ",
"The best way to store your six-pack is in a cooler.",
"I love u bb",
"Just because OP is hot doesn’t mean I’m not gonna say it. Fuck off with the progress pics.",
"Check post history.",
"Lose weight, gain face. ",
"Oh of course, internet master. I'll let you get back to calling a teenage girl a \"karmawhoring bitch\" with all the authority granted by your superior intellect. Clearly important stuff. Thanks for your totally sincere explanations!\n\n",
"Thanks",
"Interesting. I know a guy from Nebraska, I'll have to ask him.",
"Because I don't want or need to see teenagers scantily clad. \n[Child porn](https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/child-pornography) and all that. ",
"It also helps with energy levels. There was a theory about a decade ago that eating small meals at regular intervals would cause bodies to burn more calories, but studies have shown no evidence that nutrient timing has any effect on fat loss.",
"It bothers me that the before picture is on the righthand side",
"Makeup?",
"That mole disappeared ",
"Gal Gadot? ",
"..and makeup.",
"If it brings me back in your favor, it wasn't just any public restroom. It was the restroom in the hallway of the building where my orthodontist's office is. Really nice and classy toilet, and I filled it with yesterday's dinner.",
"That’s the thing about whole thirty... to much concentration on 30 days. Best way to lose weight is to start a new lifestyle rather than think of it as a temporary diet ",
"I don't think that's the point of my post.",
"I agree completely. People just need realistic expectations.",
"It made you apply too much makeup?",
"How did you lose the weight ",
"You're eating the wrong kind of empty calories, man. If you're going to do it anyway, at least make the crime worth the time.",
"Congrats, but it would be nice to see a fair comparison. One without makeup and tanning.",
"Never said it was. \nBut I don't feel like being surprised by under 18 content. \n\nIMO, next time, be up front or post something different. ",
"I didn't call you a pretentious asshole, you self-righteous asshole.\n\nLook, I'm flattered by the attention but you need professional help. I do not give a fuck about your problems and circumstances. Let's end communication here; I'd wish you luck but I don't give a shit what happens to you.",
"I agree with both of your comments. I was commenting off hand and my comment is long enough as is without the extra information. But yes you are correct. The spirit of the idea is the same though. Health and fitness should always be encouraged but people also need realistic expectations. ",
"This is a pretty terrible way to think of any person, much less a group. Fatness isnt a curse to the eyes of skinny people, and fat people are people, not parasites.",
"That's a gace I could put a finger in. ",
"I'm glad my sincere explanations helped. Here's another one for you: Authority isn't granted by intellect, and assuming that shows you must be a pretty powerless person. You'll probably never be in a position of authority, and that's a good thing.\n\nI don't need you to let me get back to anything. Understand that you are worth nothing to me and I'll do what I want here. I'm not doing it for any reason aside from that I want to. So you can shove your permission up your ass, where you like it.",
"The 4th sister of Daisy Ridley.",
"It makes no difference, really",
"You went from season 1 Blair Waldorf to Paget Brewster! But seriously, you have some amazing bone structure.",
"Look up coolsculpt",
"I'm bias, I don't think of them as lesser people however. I see potential being wasted away and I can understand why they are doing so. It's a terrible existence. I've been through both fatness and alcohol addiction and the 2 groups of individuals are the same in the context that they normalize and don't judge actions that is negative and ultimately damaging. \n\nWith Skinny people who struggle to gain weight, that is a genetic predisposition and generally not the fault of their lifestyle unlike food/alcohol addicts.",
"I spoke to her, she's legit",
">I didn't call you a pretentious asshole, you self-righteous asshole.\n\nOh my apologies then. \n\n>Look, I'm flattered by the attention but you need professional help. I do not give a fuck about your problems and circumstances. Let's end communication here; I'd wish you luck but I don't give a shit what happens to you.\n\nMy word, you are just so angry. What did I do that set you off the deep end like that? Look, my offer still stands. If you want to talk, I'm here. I know things can be tough sometimes, and it can really help to just get it off your chest. Maybe a hug is in order. C'mon brosky, [bring it in. ](https://i.imgur.com/NR0awsg.gif)",
"Jesus ",
"No she's not",
"Ya but we're suppose to hate girls, remember?",
"That's hilarious. Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, God forbid we have a flexible sense of humor.",
"Wanna tip me?",
"I call it my 6 pack Otterbox ",
"So why is this sub now r/loseit? I have nothing against weight loss and getting healthy, but I wanna see cool random stuff... and it's every other pic ",
"Pulling ponytail back in 2nd pic",
"I didn't click the link. Describe it to me.\n\nIt's disturbing that you think I'm angry. It's getting obsessive. You're a strange person with genuine problems. Someone like you certainly can't help others until they've managed to help themselves: in your case it's probably a matter of making peace with who you are, which must be difficult for you. ",
"I'm sure your nose looks better",
"Damn you are incredibly tough. Really putting me in my place over here. It would be a lot more effective with wit, but we all have our weaknesses. At least try something other than the psychoanalytical approach because it loses all its gravity when you're so off base.\n\nGo ahead, give it another try, little fella. Don't forget to downvote this post, too.",
"Looks like you tried to be a dick / pointed out the obvious / gave a cringey backhanded compliment however. But, great job - you tried your best!",
"I bet you get loads of pussy",
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!",
"The whole30 seems like it's Keto to the extreme. I was thinking of continuing another month of whole30 and then transitioning into Keto after. I'm really good at following rules, so as inconvenient as it has been at times, the whole30 has been really easy to follow. I love cooking and already made a lot of \"whole\" recipes.\n\nI guess I'm exaggerating I shouldn't say I've lost \"no weight\" I've lost roughly 2 pounds but for the exercise plus 20k steps a day from commuting around the city, and this super strict diet.. It seems like such a waste in being SO incredibly restrictive. ",
"Fucking Reddit censorship.\n\nI feel that Reddit Inc. crossing that line really changed something fundamental about the site. It had the potential to be a communication medium that we used to collaborate freely and create something together greater than we could anywhere else, something that empowered and ennobled us on a collective level.\n\nAnd now I feel that that potential had been reduced. Now that Reddit has taken the step of removing hate speech and other offensive/hurtful content in a manner that creates a very blurry line between what will be allowed and what won't, Reddit feels less like a powerful tool that we can all feel a sense of ownership over and feel assured that it will be there for us to innovate new amazing things to do with it.",
"There's a lot of rampant insecurity in this thread and it gets expressed in a number of ways, including the salty people who are downvoting you because you complimented a member of the (probably) opposite sex.",
"Grow a beard",
"That's the Chuck lidell sixpack.",
"Calories in < calories out",
"Damn I didn't know loosing weight would fix eyebrows.",
"I have been vegetarian and vegan so I'be already got a pretty good understanding and balance of those things. Plus I started off by logging, measuring or weighing my food intake for both calories and nutrition. I stopped a week or so on when I realized I was already consistent enough out of habit.\nSome days I keep less than 900 on accident. Typically I would average around 1200. A good combo of low calorie high fiber foods plus fats and meats.\n\nHmm well no I'm pretty short. 4'11\", and currently at 136lb ish down from 138lb.\n\nI used to use that a long time ago and changed to a different food tracker I liked a bit more. Adjusted goals for lunch and dinner according to what you had already eaten that morning.\n\nThanks so much for such a thought out response \n",
"You get makeup in your skin when you lose weight??",
"Thanks for post history comment. I checked. She’s nuts. Attention craver. ",
"Let me play devil's advocate, though -- why not share your achievements if you're proud? Sure it'll be more impressive if you manage to keep it off for the rest of your life, but losing any significant weight does take strength of will.\n\nI hit a 3 plate squat for the first time this week, and even though that's not crazy for most weightlifters I still shared it with some people on reddit. Doesn't mean I'm not confident in my squat, it just means I was happy that I hit a milestone.",
"...and makeup",
">I didn't click the link. Describe it to me.\n\nWhere's your sense of adventure (it's totally SFW, home skillet)?\n\n>It's disturbing that you think I'm angry.\n\nYou've called me an asshole twice over a comment I made on reddit. I'm just trying to be a nice guy here, and you're rage posting about me being an asshole with psychological problems.\n\nThat's pretty much the definition of angry, my man. But it's ok. Just let it all out. ",
"It's possible, I'm on track to graduate with my bachelor's degree when i'm a bit older than 18 although i've been told that most med schools will refuse to accept people under a certain age.",
">gOiNg tO tHe GyM wOn'T mAkE yOu AtTrAcTiVe \n\n-Too many people on reddit",
"It really depends on the school. Half the schools I played in highschool have moved up to 11 man while my wife's old highschool, 40 miles away, dropped from 8 to 6 a few years ago. My senior class only had 6 guys in it and 20 on the whole team. ",
"I really want to lose weight now. The rest of my family are all well over average looking people so I actually think it’s possible",
"I shouldn’t have generalized but it’s sad when shit like this happens ",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"I agree. Especially with this particular one, because either the pictures are of different people or she has put some serious attention to her appearance in the \"after\" photo, including mountains of makeup, fake eyelashes, shaped eyebrows and neatened hair.\n\nThis is nothing more than attention-grabbing, and I object.",
"Are they punching you with boxing gloves, or stabbing you with tridents?",
"Even your eyebrows got in shape",
"You got hot",
"So hot",
"8 hours of work and 9 hours of walking is 17 hours. Assuming you do nothing else, that’s only 7 hours left to sleep. But you have to eat and stuff, so it’s even less. Idk",
"Fucking get over to /r/ProgressPics this shit doesn't belong here",
"It's normal for worthless or powerless people to need the last word. How else can you feel empowered? You could actually acknowledge your problems by shutting the fuck up though. However, you have my permission to have the last word: Go ahead, prove how desperately you need to feel like you matter. I'm going to stop replying.",
"did you lose your TITTIES ???",
"Boxing gloves. Tridents sound pokey. ",
"Ok",
"*Hokey* pokey.\n\nYou put the left prong in, you take the left prong out, you put the left prong in and you shake it all about.\n\nAve, hokius-pokius!",
"We are going to need to see some nude befores and afters.... For science. ",
"Fucking get over to /r/assholes, you don't belong here.",
"> AND fiber with as many meals/snacks as you can (keeps you full and healthy\n\nLet's be honest, **you'll shit like a champ**. You'll never feel lighter than after a good, fibrous shit, no matter what the scale says.\n",
"My first thought was that she did a terrible job, until I realized she had her before/after mixed up.\n",
"Scandinavian women are tall. American women are, you know, average. Malnourished countries' women are short.\n",
"> you can tell a person is buff ( a male at least ) just by looking at his chin, face etc.\n\nNo you can't. There are tons of actors with strong jawlines, rugged features, etc. who are at best of utterly average build.\n",
"My ravioli are hidden under the cannoli ",
"These guys are just neck beards. Straight up your gorgeous. ",
"She has lip fillers and contouring in her second photo. If course reddit doesn’t notice because it’s mostly guys. ",
"Amazing, TIL if you lose weight it makes your eyelashes lighter so they curl up more. ",
"From what I understand some people genetically have 4 or 8 ab muscles. That could be wrong but that's what I read. ",
">It's normal for worthless or powerless people to need the last word. \n\nMore name calling for no reason. This is that anger I've been taking about. Interestingly, this same argument can be made in reverse. But I'll come back to that. \n\n>How else can you feel empowered? \n\nI don't think you know what \"empowered\" means.\n\n>You could actually acknowledge your problems by shutting the fuck up though.\n\nI'm honestly just trying to be a nice person. Why is that so hard for you to accept?\n\n>However, you have my permission to have the last word: \n\nWhat you were saying about \"worthless or powerless people\" feeling the need to get the last word also applies to people feeling the need to give strangers on the internet permission to speak. \n\n>Go ahead, prove how desperately you need to feel like you matter.\n\nI'm not the one with the severe anger issues. The point is that *you* matter. Maybe it doesn't feel like it sometimes, so you lash out at people on the internet over trivial things, but you really do matter, my friend. I mean that.\n\n>I'm going to stop replying.\n\nMaybe. Maybe not. I truly hope you come back so we can sort out what's really bothering you though. I obviously can't force you to, but I hope you do. I fear for where or upon whom you might turn your anger, if it's not me.\n\nGood night, champ. I'll be here if you change your mind. ",
"5 8 is not average height for a female. That's tall ",
"Insightful. Thanks ",
"Wow, that's incredible! Time to lose 70 lbs! I can't wait to stop looking ugly once I'm 68 lbs!",
"And you got tan and makeup! Wow the affects of working out and a good diet. ",
"I call it \"steel pudding\" ",
"Fuck I'm currently just a bit overweight and have really bad sleep apnea though can't afford to go to the doctor for it...I'm not sure if the weight is related or not.",
"congrats! Its.super hard to shed that weight! keep it up!",
"I have cheese and deli meat as a snack or for some of my meals on top of other keto foods for the rest of the day/macros. Is that not keto?",
"5'8\" is not average height for American women.\n",
"Also r/loseit",
"Lip fillers. Possibly tear trough as well but the more I look Idk. Definite enhanced upper lip outline and volume plus lower lip volume as well. Nothing wrong with it, just saying you should try to be more transparent bc this is why people have unrealistic expectations for themselves— not everyone can afford a $500-700 vial of Filler. \n\n\nSomeone above posted about a slimmer nose. I wouldn’t doubt to say some work or even non surgical nose job with fillers as well to slim. I wonder how much this cost. It looks much better. ",
"Stops overeating ",
"Omg leave me alone.\n\n\nI'm not fucking with you over this dumb shit. \n\nIt's tall to me. End of story.",
"You’re dumb, all toothpaste is baking soda ",
"Samesies! \nAnd very serious congratulations! I know that took [work!](https://imgur.com/YQwJnRn)\n",
"You don't ",
"I’ve got a CPAP and it makes everything better for sure. But I’d like to get this under control so I can stop being exhausted all he time.",
"What has it done to your vagina though?",
"Ah, I see you you have a tan now. ",
" Is this an Angela's Ashes reference?",
"Cool",
"I laughed harder than I should have at this comment ",
"Jesus Christ you’re sexy",
"Your health is worth it! You can do it. Even if it starts with simple diet changes and baby steps for cardio, progress is progress. It sucks that you have that extra barrier with your back problems. You have a lot to look forward to and motivate you though! Better sleep, better mood, feeling physically much better from both of those and I'm sure you'll look great too! ",
"Even your eyebrows got more toned. ",
"Are you for real?",
"I didn’t realize what “thirsty” meant till I came across this, before and especially after post of you OP. (supposed to be a biting my lip in pure ecstasy emoji but hasn’t been made yet). ",
"That's why most of Reddit is reposts.",
"What do you mean by have a look at Phil Heath?\n\nHis gut was horrible last year.",
"You are both pretty.",
"Lip Injections, nbd",
"Wow reddit is so neckbeard.",
" congrats! you are lovely af. power to you!",
"Legendary.",
"Fake lashes and a tank also seems to have helped.\n",
"Um okay lol, I've been fasting for 9 days so far and I'm pretty sure I feel awake and alert. Brain cells functioning.\n\nBut you do you fam. Good luck with your DAMN HARD goal. Lul xd",
"You're not an expert at all. Please stop spreading your broscience. ",
"You're right, you dont come close.\n\nI doubt anyone actually compares you to either of them anyway. ",
"No shit, you look way better when not overweight...\n\nI realize this might come off as rude, but I think it's pretty obvious... This just seems like grasping at compliments...",
"What gaining 70lbs of makeup did to your face",
"wow. ur gorgeous",
"Oh yeah just pointing out some people see a \"diet\" as an uncomfortable campaign that starts and ends. The fact that their quality of life drops during makes them that much more likely to rebound after. Approaches we should talk about more are slight permanent lifestyle changes. Those have a lasting benefit by definition, and hurt much less so they're easier to stick to.\n\nNow.. you'll never have a 30 lbs in a month story with those, and it may take a year, but they have much higher success rates.",
"In one study I have just seen, less than 2%, 1 person, of a 54 male, ethnically homogenous, cadaver group study, had 4 transverse tendonous intersections (looks like 10 bellies) and the same for 5 transverse tendonous intersections (looks like 12 bellies) and 52 subjects had 3 transverse tendonous intersections (looks like 8 bellies). So while there are deviations and no statistical analysis was done, those 2 individuals that deviated from 4 transverse tendonous intersections are close to outliers. \n\nI do not like to speak in absolutes so there could be individuals with only 2 transverse tendonous intersections but I hazard they are extremely rare. That being said no anatomy textbook I have seen, and I have seen more than a few, uses any diagram of the abdominal wall musculature that has deviated from showing 4 transverse tendonous intersections. I will keep investigating this over the weekend as my workday tomorrow is 9 hours with clients....unless I get a little lucky and someone cancels a session. \n\nAs a footnote to continuing the research on the topic, I will be having my abdominal wall cut into for the 6th time in my life in 15 days, so the next time I see my surgeon I will ask her what her thoughts are on this topic. \n\nP.S. Your user name definately has me intrigued. I do not see a racist angle to it, so that is not what sparks my interest. But I do wonder what your ethnicity and sex are. There is no need to answer at all, just not censoring my thoughts as it is 3am and I can't sleep.",
"Fucking fat nose",
"Wow, it made your skin darker",
"> You shouldn't let the Catholic Church\n\nIf only",
"Jesus is okay with your body and calls those other people fat phoneys",
"It turned off the camera flash, applied makeup?\n\nJust kidding. Congrats on the achievement 👍",
"It got your a tan and an eyebrow pencil? o_O \n\nCongrats on the amazing discipline!",
"You just added 20 years to your life. ",
"\"I've never been happy.\"",
"salty.",
"Nice! It even added a door on the wall",
"Looks like it made you tan also",
"Good for you. I oft would do 5-10 a night. 2-4 nights a week. Alcohol is one helluva drug. ",
"Your human rights is fading away as you lose weight?",
"Congrats",
"We need more pics",
"45kg? \nMy 20-year-old sister has that weight on her 1,65m height. \nYou lost the weight of a whole person! \n\nFingers crossed you found a sustainable way to stay that way! :) ",
"Check her post history",
"Just did 😍",
"Her lips have the same amount of volume",
"Literally every other comment lol",
"Hell-oooooooo nurse!!!",
"I don't think I understand this joke. ",
"This is why I don't lose weight. My eyelashes will grow, my eye brows become perfectly trimmed and I'll tan 3 shades.",
"You know what a worse feeling in the world is? Losing a limb to diabetes. Having someone you love be disgusted at the thought of fucking you. Having dye shot in your blood so the doctors can see where they need to operate. Being depressed every day because you know despite what they say, people think obesity is disgusting. \n\n\nI've had the flu the past week. Picked it up in Vegas messing around with whores probably. When I got home, I was in really really bad shape. You know what I did every morning though? I drove the gym, sat in the parking lot for 10 minutes, then went the fuck home. Didn'teven get out of my car. ",
"Good for you.\n\nIf I miss days i'm likely to never go back. If I drink one can of soda, i'm likely to drink a whole case of it the next day. If I do one line of coke, i'm on the phone 10 minutes later trying to score an 8ball. I don't operate in areas of grey, my brain gets frustrated by all the variables. I need clear, concise direction, even if its bad.",
"Dude i'm an awful person and nobody should listen to anything I have to say beyond global concepts like \"show up\". Thanks though",
"Don't kid yourself.",
"Then do half of that. Just dont not do it",
"I have a hooked beak of a nose but the positivity is really sweet and lovely. ",
"What the fuck are you talking about? Theres also the health benefit. \n\nLook, getting real here - nobody wants to be with a fatty. Nobody wants to fuck a fatty. Nobody wants to hire a fatty. Etc etc. Being obese isn't OK, there is nothing natural or healthy about it.\n\nI grew up fat, so I know. My parents were stupid and didn't think about nutrition and thought 'haha our boy is HEALTHY COZ HES BIG\". I fucking hate them for that to this day. As such, I didn't get laid until I was 18 because I had horrible self confidence and body image issues. When I first got a taste of being fit in my early/mid20's, I wasn't as depressed, I was more confident, and I could fuck like a machine. \n\nI'm shallow, yes, but it is all I know. Who are you to say thats any better/worse than what you value? My only concern is money and pussy (really only money since it buys pussy). Being fit helps me achieve both of these things given nobody wants to do business with a fat person, it shows a serious lack of self control. I could go on for days about the awful effects. \n\nIt sounds like you're justifying or trying ot make yourself feel better for being fat. If thats the case, I urge you to make a change. You'll never be able to fairly say \"its not so bad\" unless you've been on both sides of the coin, fit and fat. ",
"Thats fine for you if you don't value the trappings of being fit. In my experience though, people are less likely to want to do business with, offer opportunity to, have sex with, or generally interact with a fatty. I grew up fat and it fucked me up for life. I'd sooner eat a bullet than ever be obese again, there is absolutely nothing to gain from being fat.",
"miles",
"\"Sorry may I please compliment you on how beautiful you are? Sorry very very sorry that I said that you are beautiful\"",
"How about don't get up in my face sucking in my breath. Why don't you get your ass back to the freeweight area taking your 20 minute set breaks and chit-chatting with your bros for 4 hours a day.",
"I didn't fucking say anyone couldn't do anything. For me personally, I can't. If I do I risk breaking the habit. ",
"There are multiple layers of (unintentional?) Kevin Smith references in your comment. I find it hilarious. That's old-man-speak for \"lol\".",
"hahah. never thought i would learn what FUPA means. Yes I agree it's not going to grow but if you happen to have been with the same person for a long time maybe there will be a breakthrough...of sorts",
"1 Lighting differs too much to draw proper comparisons\n\n2 That said there are noticeable differences - mainly your cheeks and jaw-line\n\n3 You look better with natural eyelashes but you,do,you",
"You mean 70lb, make up and a smile?",
"Its probably because people have looked through your post history and noticed that all your posts are just to seek attention.",
"from fat and ugly to just ugly good work!\n",
"She's still kinda fat",
"The gifs!",
"Pic? Is it like, convex? Are you Arab?",
"I don't understand.",
"What make-up did to your face* FTFY",
"What?",
"5ft 8",
"I dont give a shit what you do fatass. enjoy a life of crippling diseases of affluence. ",
"From Meg Griffin to Mila Kunis.",
"You go girl!",
"You're absolutely right and don't let the fat sad sacks on reddit try and convince you otherwise. fatness is exactly the same as alcoholism -- a disease that needs to be fought. Keep on spreading the Gospel of Brodin. Not all are lost.",
"The benefit of ketosis when it comes to fat loss would be the natural loss of hunger which helps with the whole keeping your calories down thing. As far as I know other diets do not match that. I'll see if I can dig up the study later.",
"You went from the butcher’s boy to Arya Stark",
"What do you think cause weight loss? If you think \"diets\" don't, what does? ",
"I will Mr. 14-year-old. Have a good day in high school.",
"Wow!",
"What the fuck is \"camp\" \"CI CO\" what are you even talking about",
"Thanks for the response. \n\nMy diet is low carb (but probably not within the parameters of keto), and I already find it pretty easy to maintain my caloric deficit meals, on top of moderate intermittent fasting. So what you're saying is if I make the extra push to follow keto, I will not expedite fat loss if my meals do not change in their caloric budget, it would just make it more comfortable for me if I want to eat less?\n\nThe carbs I do consume are very nutritious and satiating, daily oatmeal/banana with a bunch of seeds/nuts, broccoli, plain baked potato. It doesn't feel like I need to cut these (and replace them with other things), but that's why I ask if it would be worth it because I probably shouldn't eat less than I already do. ",
"There was beauty hiding in there! ",
"ignoring the colour differences; You went from beautiful to stunning.\n\nCongrats to you",
"The only brand of toothpaste I've ever seen contain baking soda is arm and hammer. Besides that's not even the point. I was poking fun at the brushing after every meal not the baking soda.",
"no u did good",
"Was expecting something something Undertaker....disappointed ",
"You sound a bit insecure, I never said exercise was bad just a bit depressing from my perspective, if you want to exercise go exercise, you do you. No need to feel personally attacked. ",
"Go on....",
"For all we know she could have said that a month before her 17th birthday and its been 13 months later which makes her 18 but that could be a stretch",
"Same with the US. Except we may say freshman for 1st year. ",
"Nah. I agree. My sarcasm was weak. ",
"I'm a monster!!!",
"What's wrong with those age differences?",
"It did nothing you dumb fucking karma whore. You went from plain to plain. At least when you were fat, you had an excuse. \n\nWhat's going on with pics? The top four fucking posts are dumb cunts whoring for karma. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uojcb/posted_that_i_was_running_low_on_dog_food_and/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uoans/left_is_me_in_the_icu_from_an_overdose_decided_i/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uo1o7/it_took_me_9_years_but_im_proud_to_be_an_american/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ul4iv/what_losing_70_lbs_did_to_my_face/\n\n\nThis is facebook crap. ",
"you lied. you arent 18 and in grad school.",
"you mean what make-up does to your face xD",
"You were able to save money on food to spend on better makeup?",
"You sound like a cheerful happy person.",
"I am",
"My body maintains itself. And hey, I alreedy know it wouldn't make me feel better - been there done that.",
"explain how ",
"You sure that’s not the make up ",
"I don't owe that to you. ",
"Preach it.",
"Am I a 14 yr old because I'm fasting, because I used lul & xd, or am I a 14 yr old because I'm roasting your ass?\n\n* OmegaLUL\n\nYou saying that losing the last half of your 20lb goal is hilarious to me, cause apparently it's DAMN HARD.\n\n* Kappa\n\nThere are soooooo many different things you could do to finish your goal that only take a small amount of willpower, but you ain't down to put in the work to finish your goal lol.\n\n* Lul hehe xd",
"because youre lying hahah its impossible. you had to have entered university at like 14. youre a liar and a bad liar at that. arent fooling anyone. a fat liar too ",
"Nah, dude doesnt even work out. So I doubt he's been downing any kind of brotein.",
"Sure yeah, what you said. Really all I know about it is that his doctor said that he has to be a lot more careful with his diet because of the way his body stores fat. ",
"that's awesome. 🎊 congratulations! ",
"Woops. Got me. I guess I meant more some parts can be hard but overall it's not as big of a deal I feel some people make it seem.",
"Don't forget to trim the hedges for extra style points.",
"Haha my dad was mortified when he had to get a cancerous mole removed. He sure as hell wouldnt go under the knife for something superficial. ",
"I just feel 145 would place me low enough where my fat/muscle ratio will be at a good spot for my personal goals. I then want to build back up with more muscle, though, so I'm not planning to stay that low. Part of what I want is to have solid muscles and not be bulky while still fairly agile. ",
"Nah, you’re good. If someone would have noticed from the start and called it out, this post never would have made the front page lol. ",
"I'm bipolar, and apparently poor sleep is part of that diagnosis. So even with the CPAP, I'm tired much of the time. \n\nI need to lose weight and exercise more, I'm sure that would help. Being 100 pounds overweight is exhausting. ",
"Yes, at 14. ",
"I'm not saying people don't have time to exercise, I'm saying that most people don't have nine hours a day to spare to do so",
"bullshit. cause i lied about that. four years of college, plus you had to have had a minimum of one year so far of grad school (assuming this is your first) so I take it back - you graduated at age 13. You're a liar. If you aren't prove it and show me a high school diploma from circa 2012. Otherwise shut the fuck up and quit lying, fatass. ",
"You're the biggest asset will be your diet. That really takes care of a lot of fat. The simple formula is you use more calories than you take in. Everyone varies, though, and there are no shortcuts I'm aware of but I'll share my general daily intake right now:\n\nMorning I have a protein shake (within an hour of waking up. Supposedly it hurts you if you skip breakfast since your body now needs to store fat for energy) and then a couple of hours later I drink water and eat a 150 calorie sandwich ( I eat these https://www.samsclub.com/sams/turkey-saus-sandwich-12-ct-36-oz/prod17970072.ip?xid=plp:product:1:4 ). \n\nDrink water throughout the day since it's important in general to stay hydrated and then I have another protein drink for lunch. When I get home about 4 hours later I'll have a bowl of Special K cereal w/ unsweetened almond milk, cookies and cream Quest protein bar, and, starting recently, 6 hard-boiled eggs which I don't eat the yoke since it has too much calories for that many eggs. I may eat another protein bar and/or bowl of cereal an hour or two later as long as it's before 8-9pm since it's not the best to eat after that especially if you're going to sleep. Weekends I'll eat a meal consisting of meat, white rice, and vegetables but I need to eat more of that stuff I feel. I've been using the meals more of a treat for myself rather than a meal and I'm starting to think it's not a good idea.\n\nThat has been my general, daily meal routine. I actually started eating this way while including pizza lunchables until I realized the money being spent on them would be better spent on protein bars. Again, we all vary and everyone should stick with whatever works for them. The important part is eating healthy and sticking with the low calories.\n\nI feel I'm pretty lucky to not care about having sweets or junk food. I know some people have a lot harder time with diet so ymmv. Do what you can stick with and not what others are doing if it's too hard. The killer of exercise is lack of continuity. I just turned 32 last December and I'm just now getting into shape mostly due to finally overcoming a big chunk of my severe depression so I have a lot to catch up on.\n\nI truly believe you can succeed in being the shape you want to be in. It sucks but it really comes to sticking with a plan which I ask you to please make a plan especially for exercise. Going to the gym is better than not but you could be progressing better and faster if you know what you're doing before you enter instead of figuring it out on the spot).\n\n",
"Oh, shit I just found the email. They're pretty cheap too. Well, fuck exercise and diet. Big dick town here I come!",
"No thanks. Last time I went to him he kept yelling about my HIV test results in front of a crowded mall and then gave me some kind of messed up computer virus.",
"I see no downsides. *Aiy yai yai!*",
"Congratz, mang. As much as I would have loved to start a long time ago and not have gained so much weight, I at least now know how it feels to an extent to be in bad shape so I'm not planning on looking back at this point. \n\nNot to say anyone whose in a bigger size isn't fine the way they are because as long as you're happy and healthy, stay who you are. I didn't like who I was so I changed it.",
"You've been in shape before, and you know it wouldn't make you feel better somehow when you haven't even tried. That was then, this is now. You don't know, if you're depressed your mental state is shifted. It would make you feel better, it's just simple science.",
"I was depressed then, too.",
"i have done that but the last thing she needs to do is exercise but she refuses to do it.",
"Do you have motivation for going that route? I mean, if you're happy and healthy (healthy being the key part), I see nothing wrong with it. If you're not happy, though, then I find writing down a list of what you want out of life and see what being in better shape will help you get makes things easier.\n\nI just recently got over a big chunk of depression at 32 and it's made everything a million times easier for me. Still have to work to do but least now it doesn't feel like I'm dragging a fucking Semi full of rocks when I tried just getting in the doors.",
"You'll only feel a worse type of depression stacking being out of shape on top of your issues.",
"I agree it can suck the in the beginning. I've been at it for a few months now but recently hurt my back and hand (for the love of health make sure to know what proper stances are for exercises and don't swing wildly like an idiot when punching a bag) so I just got back in after two weeks of basically no exercise. I'm getting through it and it's not as hard when I originally started but it's still a bitch.\n\nI would think if they're good friends, especially an SO, they'll do what they can to not entice you. Obviously, they don't need to change their life because you are but people can still be considerate. ",
"Yea, good point on the booze. I got up to 190 when I fell really hard into depression a few years ago and just fucking hit booze, soda, and junk food like a stoned-out Sonic the Hedgehog with a pile of chilidogs. Some liquors are way better for calories than beer but, ultimately, liquor is shit for you. After waking up and dealing with my issues I realized I don't really care for that stuff much anyways and it was just a shitty way to deal with the world I was in so I cut back significantly as well.\n\nI'll have a drink if I'm out somewhere and maybe a couple of beers on the weekend when I'm home playing video games now. Congrats on the work, mang. Make sure to keep it up and I'll do the same.",
"Dr. WanSum BigDong Inmei wasn't available due to deportation, unfortunately.",
"???",
"It's fucked up. What's funny, though, is I first spoke to a guy when calling insurance about it and he absolutely said \"NO!\" and then hung up on me while the next person I spoke to, a Woman, tried her very best to make it happen. Why does insurance have to be so shitty in America?",
"Nice, nice, nice! Congrats. \n\nI think the \"seeing your dick/feet\" part is something that should be more promoted in gyms. It's almost like fat-shaming but with more of a factual reality perspective so it's not offensive. Never know what you got 'till it's gone.",
"Damn. Username doesnt check out. Thanks for your suggestions! I have always struggled with making a plan and sticking to it. ",
"Look at her post history. This should never have made the front page. Attention seeker 👀",
"No, it's 14. ",
"Prove it. Anything. Grad school acceptance letter, HS diploma with just the date showing. I mean you are very aware you're lying. I just want you to know that its very transparent and nobody is fooled. Not for a minute. So go lose a bit more weight, doesnt look like your outta the woods yet",
"Which can be fine if you're healthy. Nothing wrong with being a big person (not saying that's what you're implying) or whatever shape you're in as long as you're truly happy with yourself in that way and don't have health issues because of it. I personally rather not be a big person not just for looks but also because a lot of my goals in life revolve around me being in good shape like cosplay. I don't many people want to see a 5'7\", 190lbs. [BlackStar](https://www.google.com/search?q=blackstar+soul+eater&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie84PlwofZAhUj2IMKHWCCDT4Q_AUICigB&biw=1440&bih=769#imgrc=nwbwhQiM9qyQoM:) from SoulEater or [GrimmJow](https://www.google.com/search?q=grimmjow&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiHyavYw4fZAhVi1oMKHSVABE0Q_AUICigB&biw=1440&bih=769#imgdii=o-Lh-cweLSqiLM:&imgrc=2xBMbull5tOZyM:) from Bleach in my opinion.",
"Thanks man, I thought it was pretty funny too. Surprised I didn’t get banned tbh.",
"With these 3 simple tricks I've grown my dick to 3 feet long and 1 foot wide. I'd stop at 1foot long. It's burdensome. ",
"t h i r s t y b o i",
"You're not the real Randers... lets fight, I'm taking my pants off",
"You know, I wish what you're saying were true. But my experiences say it isn't true for me.",
"Damn i should have invested.\n\n",
"Look man, she might be lying but that doesn't mean you get to disrespect women*.\n\n *unless she's lying about being a woman. ",
"I stuck with alot of cheese, meats, and veggies. I have no problems with eating the same things over and over again so I only really had like 4-5 dishes I'd rotate. My favorite was probably either a simple steak with asparagus or a cheese/mushroom/spinach quiche. There are so many recipes for keto dishes so folks who aren't as lazy as I am in the kitchen can go wild ",
"Opinions are opinions. There's verifiable data on car reliability.. ",
"It can be daunting. I struggled with always wanting a professional opinion instead of trusting myself to do research on my own. Finally realized I was wasting a ton of time and some money doing it that way and just started with a simple PPL program from /r/Fitness wiki which can be found here\" https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/wiki/recommended_routines\n\nI aimed for full-body since you, unfortunately, can't really target the midsection when it comes to losing fat so full-body exercises, especially cardio, work well; at least for me so far. I'll also share a HIIT (high-intensity interval training) routine I've been doing that has been great at kicking my ass https://imgur.com/eONzJFk . \n\nIt may be a good start for you when it comes to cardio. Just make sure to push yourself but not too far where you may get hurt which I've done plenty so far and it sucks ass considering you could lose weeks of no exercise progress. Last, make sure to stretch before and after workouts. Do Dynamic stretches before like this routine I use https://greatist.com/fitness/full-body-dynamic-warm-up and I static when you're done to let your body cool down. I know about dynamics now but not sure on static stretching yet. This shit is very important. Don't be like me and learn the hard way which is most likely why I injured my lower back recently. Best of luck.\n\n\n",
"By burdensome you mean a dream come true right?",
"I had severe sleep anea for several years, wore a mask every night to sleep. I started working a new job, lost about 40 lbs and about 3 months no machine needed anymore with no sleep problems. ",
"You're stunning.",
"...and make up",
"I’m sorry to make you upset but this is just how I feel about it. I am a full time personal trainer, so please understand this is not an amateur opinion. Want to show me something. Take two pictures. Both face forward and both without makeup. This is how I make my clients take their progress photos and this is the most accurate way to see results. Sorry this is just how I feel about it. Congratulations on the 70 lbs weight loss but I would love to see a better picture than this. I’m sorry. \n",
"Thanks this is better than the no upvotes",
"So were the [chinese finger trap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxKHcFTPi9A) and [shill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHqYddtmNU) references intentional, or was my drunk brain just making connections that weren't there?",
"I'm disrespecting a liar right now. Her being a woman has nothing to do with it ",
"Wut. Do they put like fucking brain juice in the water where you live?",
"That's awesome! ",
"Nope, they're all from different parts of the US.",
"Lol I wish...I just have a weird sense of humor",
"If you find that your current approach is working then that's great! There's no way I could have done IF before keto.\n\nIn my case if I eat oatmeal for breakfast I will be ravenous two hours later but I was prediabetic and insulin resistant so cutting out carbs and replacing them with fat really worked for me. I do get carbs from nuts, broccoli, cauliflower, sprouts, zucchini, onions etc.\n\nI'd say if you're happy with your current program then stick with it. If you want to try /r/keto or even /r/zerocarb then go for it.",
"and a Tan",
"I was rock climbing and got an erection. It pushed me off and I passed out from blood loss. When I was driving and got an erection I couldn't steer the car and passed out. ",
"Mascara is makeup",
"This is the outcome I'm hoping for. I was told that if I lost 50 pounds and kept it off for 3 months, I could be retested. That was 5 months ago and I'm down 30, and I'm trying to lose another 40. Unfortunately, my sleep apnea is both central and obstructive, and it runs in my family, so there's a decent chance that the weight loss won't fix it.",
"Wow it tanned you",
"Wait... \"huge ass dong\" surgery is a real thing?",
"Did you just assume my gender?!",
"I don't owe you anything. I can easily do that but it's not for you to see. ",
"haah whatever you say, liar. ",
"The jelly is strong",
"Just tried it. Damit, short of a bone chisel, this beefcake of nose stays put. ",
"that's mildly more acceptable. my first thought was a public mall toilet and nearly lost my yesterday's dinner ",
"Everything you type screams catfish",
"Woah. So if i lose weight I will get a tan!",
"/r/justneckbearthings ",
"ah yes, as long as you can convince yourself people get mad because they cant get laid, the world becomes so easy to interpret :) ",
"I guess what I don't understand is what you're getting out of this? Fussing at someone you don't know. Why not just say \"meh\" and move on? What are you going to achieve? A feeling of superiority, somehow, over her?\n\nYour posts just look like jealousy and immaturity.\n\nNot trolling here. I sometimes feel as you when I see certain posts and I think \"bah, that's a liar\". But rather than engage, which serves no purpose, I just move on.\n\nSo just wondering why you're going beyond accusing her of being a liar, and have now proceeded to insult her appearance?",
"I feel like 145 is pretty low too, but that's what those height/weight chart say is my ideal. I'm thinking im gonna be happy if i get to 155.",
"eh im not really. it takes ten seconds to respond. i called her a liar multiple times and at this point i have no more bone to pick. just weird watching someone double down on a clear lie. Also, did you just comment on my maturity, while posting r/justneckbeardthings? come on man, do we really have to break that one down? your attempt at making a statement on my sex life/social standing (or in your mind, my lack of one) is the ultimate immaturity.",
"Yep. He just hit 60 and is pretty much at that point where if he doesnt get a better handle on it very quickly, he wont last much longer :-(",
"I’m the same way as you. I also need to figure out if I’m lactose intolerant or if my issues stem from other things ha. That quiche definitely sounds great though so I’ll do it!",
"Haha no, he had a glass of champagne on new years in 2000. Other than that he never drank. He is more of the stoner type, Well the stoner type thats also a DA :-). \n\nBut Pepsi on the other hand. Dude has a major addition. \n\nAccording to his doctor he's just storing fat in the wrong places. Which isnt healthy.",
"Well according to his doctor his body fat is high, its just that his body stores it around his organs instead of in the outside. ",
"Insulting someone does not imply, necessarily, that either party is immature. ;) It was more a commentary on your attacking her weight and nose, which is something I would expect more from a six year old kid than someone who seems to know how to operate a computer. Your feeling that I was commenting on your immaturity came from you, probably as a realization that you are being immature.\n\nYou had moved on from trying to discuss why she was lying, and resorted to trying to get her goat which is usually the final attempt at getting a rise out of someone, for obvious reasons. So at that point, you're a kid with a keyboard who's jealous of OP rather than someone armed with facts who may perhaps be correct. You should have left out a couple of those insults and you may have had a point. But you lost it.\n\nYour attempt at smug superiority has failed; in this battle of wits you seem to have come unarmed. Let us both move on.",
"check my post history. ",
"> You had moved on from trying to discuss why she was lying\n\nUp until my very last post I was still talking about. Someone needs reading comprehension! Yikhi khalay yikhi. Anyways, I appreciate you white knighting her, and I really hope it gets you your first lay of 2018 (see I can do that too!). Anyways if you wanna convince yourself Im jealous go ahead! You put a lot of thought and paragraphs into your reply, so I actually think its someone other than me that is really bothered by this :). Anyways I hope it works out for you man, you really showed me! I'll try to get over my insane jealousy of her lies and her life but its not gonna be easy! With time, and effort, itll happen, I promise. Also I am 25. Not exactly a kid! But young at least. Its okay man, only your third comment on this site, you will learn eventually. ",
"Hey man, humans can't have a charisma score of one, that hurts :(",
"Don't feel the trolls... They're everywhere...",
"Calories in, calories out but it sounds like you have no idea how to have a discussion",
"I want a jawline once before I die.",
"The fat shaming tho",
"If you don't mind me asking.. what's your race and ethnicity?",
"Maybe because nobody uses those ridiculous terms. I have literally never heard that in my life. And I wouldn't know, I train to gain weight, not to lose it. Just talk normal to people. And I still don't know what \"camp\"means?",
"I meant like what camp are you in like what group of thought. And CICO's pretty well known but alright",
"You've got it backwards. The after pics are definitely her. The before... I am leaning towards not. Look at the difference in shape of mouth and nose. Also notice the absence of mole on her cheek in the after pic.",
"Go watch some Jordan Peterson. You need to clean your room",
"Just couldn't move on, could you. OK, one last response, and believe me, I will not bother reading anything else from you. At this point you've moved on from trying to explain your position to attacking me so there's little point to continuing this except for each of us to try to feel like we one-upped the previous reply. This can only go on so long. I used to argue a lot on the Internet. It was fun, but eventually I realized how pointless it is. That's what really pulled me into this thread was, what are you trying to achieve? But the conversation has \"decomposed\", if you will, into a flame war. Once more unto the breach, eh?\n\nI love how you're trying to prove to me, as hard as you can, you're not the person whom I have imagined. And yet you fail again and again. 25 years old. Impressive you made it this far! You aren't six. Well, as you said, you sure fooled me! But you are just a kid still. When you get to 40 or 50, you'll hopefully realize how much life has taught you.\n\nYou're commenting on the number of paragraphs? Wow. That's a bit of a stretch. I expect next you're going to try to correct my grammar, or where, I, put, commas. These are the signs of a person failing in their argument.\n\nHere's another paragraph to confound you. Not sure if one sentence constitutes a paragraph so I'll add another.\n\nBut I digress. It really wasn't my own doing that convinced myself, it was your posts, pure and simple. YOU HAVE AN UGLY NOSE AND YOU'RE FAT. I PROVED MY POINT! YAY ME I'M BETTER THAN YOU. It's pretty obvious...\n\nComments can be deleted my friend... You knew that tho, right? rofl... You know nothing about me, and that's just fine.\n\nOk, done here. Have a good day. Gotta get back to work. It's been fun to remember the good old days of pointless arguing on teh interwebs. :)\n\nYOU GET THE LAST WORD! GO GO GO GO GO! No one but you will see it. No one reads comments this far down, lol.",
"Aaaaand make-up :)",
"I should just let absolutely moronic claims go unnoticed? Great idea.\n",
"Congrats on weight loss",
"yeah i can accept that, i did attack her for being fat ",
"Let's see... I got part of my right index finger cut off in a desk hinge when I was in first grade. It was reattached but I have decreased sensation in it and the nail is weak and slow to grow. In third grade I contracted pertussis at a McDonald's in an outbreak area linked to antivaxxers (I hadn't been vaccinated due to allergy) and nearly died. I coughed up blood for months. I once broke my arm so badly it took 9 months to heal. I caught chicken pox a week before the vaccine became available, then had scarlet fever on top of it. I have latent tuberculosis. I became anorexic in high school, lost 60 lbs when I really only really had 30 spare to lose, and ran a support website that got me interviewed on news programs in 2 countries and led to death threats. I've been hospitalized 4 times for heart complications related to the eating disorder (doing much better now) and was diagnosed with osteoporosis in my 20s because anorexia eats your bones. I'm a recovering self harmer who's had stitches twice for cutting. I went to 4 colleges in 3 cities before I graduated. I'm missing a tendon in my right wrist as a result of a welding injury, which required 2 surgeries to repair. I was supposed to be working at the SF zoo the day Tatiana the tiger escaped and killed a guest, but I called in sick. A few years ago I started a small business selling custom silicone mermaid tails to performers and hobbyists. I've had 18 different body piercings but have taken most of them out. Now I'm living a rather boring life, married to a guy I met on eharmony and raising our toddler and cat.\n\nOh and my grandfather and his father invented the tater tot, and my grandma came up with the name. We served them at their funerals. ",
"removed",
"holy shit i did not read a single word of this but damn bro, a novel? i struck a nerve with you. hahahah mission accomplished, you were an easy one",
"There's some truth to this.",
"You have to film it and post on YouTube for it to work correctly.",
"I'd still hit the before pic.",
"You mean the 14 year old HS graduate that's now 18 in grad school?",
"Opinions vary! ;)",
"Holy smoke. ",
"Christ, you don't make it easy. Most of your activity is with typical mundane things, with an interest in crypto-currency being somewhat odd. But then there is [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ml0ob/what_is_surprisingly_not_scientifically_proven/drzcsh2/) deep in your comment history, which is quite a head turner. Are the downvotes there the reason you don't participate more often in more subject specific parts of reddit? By now, you should be aware that awful people are everywhere on reddit. I was able to follow zero part of that discussion. But I would encourage you to lend your expertise in math/physics to other subs who'd be blessed to have your insights.\n\nedit: Given how much attention you're attracting here b/c of your looks, I find it so ironic that your first reddit comment ever is \"Waiting for your crush to text back for weeks before finally giving up.\" in answering the question, \"What's the worst feeling.\" I imagine you're getting plenty of opportunities to turn the table as a heart breaker here. :-)\n\n2nd edit: ??? the fuck am I getting downvoted for??? I bothered to follow instructions. I tried to say something nice. So what? Take your purple arrows and shove it up your ass.",
"Oh absolutely, people can be whatever size they want, it doesn’t bother me. What annoys me is when people wank on about how they’ve done everything and just can’t lose weight. Like, no, it’s just maths. ",
"First I've heard the Collatz conjecture being called a \"head turner\".",
"happened to me when I lost weight. an unexpected perk. I gained all the weight back, sadly 😢",
"How is saying someone is attractive weird? She was always attractive but her confidence really shows through now. I didn't know that was a bad thing to say... There are other dudes saying \"sigh unzip\" and shit like that all over this thread.",
"Yeah, Reddit is an entirely more respectable site.\n\n/s",
"Aren't they supposed to be jolly?",
"I figured I would defy my father's advice and hold on to them and then I lost them in one of my random moves as a young adult. \n\nThough, I still have my Griffey, Jr Upper Deck rookie card and my Favre rookie card. \n\nI just had my first child, a boy, last October and hoping he thinks they're cool one day. ",
"The downvotes are because I'm really stupid",
"People are gonna hate because they're envious of you and your results. You look great can't wait to see you in your bikini when it gets warm in socal... Wait it's already warm lol",
"oh, no. You're not going to go all insecure again on us, are you? I hesitate to comment any further because I'm not naive enough to believe your comment history represents an accurate portrayal of your actual personality or character IRL. Lord knows I have not the slightest qualification to judge the merits of what you said back there. But anyone doing graduate school in physics as an 18 year old is not stupid. I still stand by what I said about participating positively where your knowledge and expertise *ARE* appreciated. And I'm not taking about crypto-currency, damn it. ;-)",
"You hot tanned. No difference otherwise. :/",
"Enamel smamel",
"Thank you :) haha my mailbox was spared!",
"totally homie it really really rubs me wrong for some reason",
"But this girl went too far. She went straight from fat and ugly as fuck to trying to be all \"I'm better than you I'm queen of the world\" level shit. Looks totally pathetic.\n\nIf she was just normal about it and didn't have this air of superiority I don't think people would be bothered.\n\nBut she went straight to cunty stuck up bitch as if that's all she really ever cared about all along. ",
"HAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FOOLED, not EVEN BRO. Fuck this karma grabbing stuck up whore.\n\nShe doesn't even look that good but you can already tell she's trying to adopt a Queen of the world stuck up I'm better than you attitude.\n\nFuck this cunt she's not even that hot without the weight.\n\nA little humility would have gone a long way to helping her win the hearts of redditors. ",
"Hi! ",
"It's dicks all the way down... I am disappoint",
"Okay I won't go as far as to call her a cunty bitch, but I will say this: I was about to call you out for being a fucking loser red pill type. Then I looked in her post history and holy shit, that is kind of pathetic. 18 years old. Combination of posts to erotic/'cute' subreddits, suicide watch, and at least one post fishing for compliments in one of the rating subs. Fucking wow. ",
"Is that like a condition or just bad genes? ",
"Congrats! Just ignore all the haters and enjoy life and be happy! You can achieve anything with a positive mental attitude! ",
"Made your face not fat.",
"lol",
"Huh, you're being downvoted for saying nice things to me? ",
"You lit this place on fire. ",
"Nice, hopefully they bring your family joy!",
"I don't know what the hell is going on. People lose their sense of civility here. Maybe they think *I'm* the stupid one for actually being catfished by you. whatever. I'm done with this nonsense.",
"What it did to your eyebrows is the real story here...",
"I posted on /r/faces, a subreddit full of faces. And [all the compliments got heavily downvoted](https://www.reddit.com/r/Faces/comments/7uo1uc/dinner_date_got_cancelled/) while the insults got upvoted. ",
"The dark side of attention and notoriety should not be lost on you by now. In that post now gone, you desired to \"be somebody\" and lamented you'll never be a celebrity. Be thankful you're not, at least to the extent of someone really established. Because they deal with this shit every minute of every day. It is a blessing to be able to go out into the world and not deal with strangers knowing just parts of you, being presumptuous, and judging your entire being for that. Do be careful about staying safe. Even (or maybe especially) over at /r/gonemild.",
"just cuz at that point in the movie, he is know to the hobbits as a dark stranger, a ranger know as strider. Later on he is revealed as ...and so and and so on.",
"I think I've gotten 4-5 death threats ",
">I think I've gotten 4-5 death threats\n\nWhat does it tell that as of now, two others have upvoting that fact?",
"Also obvious fillers in upper lip, but congrats on losing weight!",
"Lip fillers, namely in the top lip. Losing weight doesn't change your lips. ",
"r/motivation ",
"First non slutty post and you blow up! That is a sign ",
"Uh damn! Well done.",
"Did any of them qualify *why* they were threatening you? Seems odd? ",
"No, same with the insults. I don't really know why they're warranted. \n\nLike, I'm no Reddit expert, I've been here for 2 months.",
"Is it deterring you from continuing to post? ",
"That's nearly 1/8 of your day.",
"Not comfortable with pics but it is convex and no, I'm Norwegian, Irish, and Ashkenazim. ",
"My dad has this and calls it \"muscle pot\"??",
"Idk. My therapist told me it's a good idea to post. ",
":(",
"That's average height lol ",
"Yea",
"I was in a bad mood and taking my anger out online it's sad what I was doing. You're beautiful I take it back. ",
"Me\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ul4iv/what_losing_70_lbs_did_to_my_face/dtlxwms/\n\nSomeone Else\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtngfi2/",
"Check his post history. \n\nAnother *male* made a progress pic and his comment was [\"Looking great!\"](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtngfi2/) Now directly compare that comment to his here on my post. ",
"Oh great! \n\nI am studying in the last semester of Physics Undergraduate degree as well. \n\nHow has physics been to you? You like studying physics? If you want to talk to anyone, just send me a message . ",
"Wait what do you mean",
"Can you really lose weight in your nose? * feels nose *",
"Seriously??? Your therapist needs to have his/her license revoked. Or you need to find someone to talk to who isn't a quack. To throw someone like you into a lion's den like reddit...shm.",
"Nothing odd about this. There is zero accountability or consequences to much of what is done in a place like reddit. It invites expression of some people's worst instincts. You're being cyber-bullied. People are assholes. Just do your thing and pay no attention.",
"How you are to me vs a man.",
"Physics is nice, yea. ",
"Haha you totally nailed him. ",
"Great to hear that! Keep on enjoying whatever that you do and have fun. All the best for the future.",
"Hey thanks ",
"bitch I'm hotter than you I've been hot all my life. ",
"> I meant the tone of the post compared to the other posts and comments.\n\nNahh, it's pretty congruent for a depressed person to seem all happy and smiley on the outside, then when no-one's watching for it to all stop being maintained.",
"Wow didnt know losing weight causes faces to secrete makeup",
"Im going to be the 'I told you so' guy here..\n\nNo shit it makes you look better. Overweight people are only kidding themselves when they say they are just as beautiful. \n\nWant to be more beautiful? Easy. Lose weight and you will be more beautiful and skinnier and healthier to boot. \n\n",
"Both pictures are beautiful, congrats though, you're very pretty",
"I have never heard them referring to it as a condition. I would guess that it's just bad genes, or something went slightly off during development. No one else in my family has an issue with it, so I don't know.",
"They claimed it would make me feel better",
"Don't worry, OP is making all of this up anyway",
"Yeah me too....",
"Ree?",
"Did it work?",
"Nooo :)",
"Been going through OP's history...\nNot really sure what to think anymore...",
"DON\"T USE THE TREADMILL lol. Worst excersize machine ever invented, will fuck up your knees more that running on steel. Just keep walking till your feel like you can jog, then jog and walk when you feel tired. After a while that will become mostly jogging that walking, the you'll gor from running to jogging till your eventually just running like Forest Gump lol. At least that's how it happened for me.",
"yes this guy is completely right u/Dingerlingdebingling, from medical classes I've taken the Dr/professors in the class would tell us that eating every 2 hours speeds up your metabolism causing it to burn more calories in the process as well as keep your digestive system moving so food doesn't sit in your colon for 2 long and allow your body the chance to absorb more calories from it(In short: to make you poop faster) ",
"Hmm, ok :/ well, I don't know what you're going through, but I'd guess selfvalidation is more important than seeking it outside. Unless your issue is getting over the fear of posting on reddit, hehe. Anyway, good luck :) ",
"get back in there and do it! You can do it",
"Our ability to cherry pick what we listen too is pretty strong. Somehow reading all the feedback on here can just overwhelm though.\n\nReddit is a very large group of anonymous people. Like any group of people you will get criminals, insane and stupid with the good, brave and innocent.\n\nI like to try and listen to the bad things, evaluate them for any actual value then ignore the rest. Call me fat for example, am I? have I gained weight? should I loose a bit? Compared to who? Am I happy with myself honestly? Am I fit for what I want and need? \nYeah, I'm good. eff you too buddy!\n\nYou've done something really *really* awesome and lost that weight. A LOT of people want and chase that every day. bask in that glow. own it.\n\nSome tosser says you could do with loosing more or that you're just a trashy chick looking for attention?\n\nWell, maybe. but so what? so are they by posting their response, YOUR attention. And who is to say if you need to loose weight or not? you and only you. even a doctor only says to do it or not because THEY'RE goal is you living longer. \nPerhaps that isn't your goal? it's your choice.\n\n(please let your goal be living longer and healthy. these are just examples!!)\n\nBe happy @QuantumGrad\nBe Happy and be beautiful. post or not, if it makes you smile when you get a good reply then let a eye-roll be the response for bad. \n\nthey're wolf-whistles and jeers from randoms driving by unless you stop them and talk to them. accepting more from randoms is a mixed bag.\n\nBest of luck and hope to see more of you in the future!",
"Oh wait I didn't realize you linked my comment, I thought you were saying you saw me as a fat guy like you were comparing me to him as an insult. I get it now though you're saying I treated him better.\n\nIt's cause he doesn't look stuck up about it. You're new to being hott it's ok you'll learn how to look charming and hott and then you'll rule the world.\n\nBut people become jealous and hostile towards people who are and hott and believe it makes you better than them. They won't resent your hotness if you embrace them as equals. ",
"You're not equal. ",
"The point was everyone is. Reading comprehension. ",
"You lost a chocolate eclair under your chin",
"You're wrong",
"And gained 1lbs of makeup ",
"How can that be the same person? Her birth mark isn't in the right photo.",
"Jaysus fair play to ya!",
"and cosmetics",
"Adorable ",
"70lbs later and you're still ugly.",
"Are you one of those basement virgin trolls?",
"Hate to be an asshole but after looking at all your posts I couldn’t be more convinced that the one on the left is your overweight sister and the one on the right is you. I’ve never seen anyone lose that much weight and not have noticeable stretch marks or saggy skin. Not to mention you posted on suicidewatch about being in grad school but also say you’re only 18. /quityourbullshit",
"How has no one else called that the freckle on her right cheek in the left pic isn’t there and people are saying she covered it up with makeup. But in the right pic she has a freckle on her chin that’s still visible and it’s not in the left pic. ",
"Look at her lips they are larger and more filled out in the picture where she ‘lost weight’. These are two different fucking people lol",
"You got hot!",
"You're retarded lmao",
"Who the fuck are you ",
"Just scrolling through and found your lil' troll comments. ",
"Scrolling through the thread? A 3 week old thread and reading low voted comments.... and now you assume I'm a troll. Get a life you friccin' moron.",
"Check out her recent body picture, it has stretch marks. Also, message her about grad school and you'll learn pretty quick that she ain't lying.",
"That's just what happens when you lose weight",
"Coming from a Pakistani girl? Lmao",
"Ya I see zero difference. Why the upvotes",
"Wow reddit is so neckbeard.\n\n",
"Because you're single?",
"I'm not a Pakistani girl. \n\nAnd you're a racist cunt just like this bitch.",
"TIL Mila Kunis' reddit username",
"he tanned his dick once"
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"yeah, door lift springs are under incredible tension, when installed, and nothing to fuck with. ",
"When they let go, it sounds like a gunshot.",
"One of the few things I call someone to fix for me.\n\nDoor springs and gas lines. Maybe a roofer.....\n\nI can handle everything else.",
"I feel that there is a back story here... ",
"Been on reddit long?",
"So, true. My wife backed into my garage door and knocked it _a little_ out of its track. I tried to loosen a bracket to put the wheel back in the track not realizing that the bracket also secured a cable holding the spring in tension. So, just loosening the bracket released the tension on one side, bent the 12 foot wide door into a pretzel and shot the metal bracket, ricocheting around the garage like a bullet. \n\nYeah, I'm stupid. My mechanically minded son had even warned me about the springs but we didn't even think about the cable hidden behind the bracket. Thankfully, no one was hurt. ",
"My dad was tensioning the springs after installation, walking the collar around the bar with a couple of tools made for it. When it was almost tight enough, one of the tools broke. The piece that was flung off went all the way through the back wall of the garage. \n\nDefinitely one of those jobs best left to a licensed, bonded and insured professional.",
"I did an install that was like 30’ by 18’ tall door. 4 huge springs to tighten. Yeah that was scary!! ",
" When I worked at 'the depot' we always had DIYs that wanted to buy new springs. They are the only thing in a typical house that I can remember being too dangerous to sell to homeowners like that."
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"I don't get it.",
"Who's face are we rubbing this in? But, who is it versus?",
"What..?"
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My girlfriend was approached by a young mother outside the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem. They had a friendly conversation. She surprised my girlfriend when she asked for a selfie, and my girlfriend surprised her when she asked for one in return. What a simple, beautiful, and unexpected interaction.
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"in a horrible corporate dystopian sort of way. ",
"The future as imagined by someone from 1980. Unless they are using personal data to publicly shame passersby into purchasing stuff. \n\nHey everyone, Kaitlyn here is 34, never married, and hasn't been on a date in 8 months. Who thinks she should sign up for Match.com today?\n\nThat is my dystopian future.",
"This looks like last week when someone else posted it ",
"https://goo.gl/maps/HEXBz72J4R12",
"Kinda like Bladerunner or how Stephen King described things in Running Man."
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"Omg you are adorable",
"How inspirational. Beautiful.",
"I tried saying that, but it turns out I'm just bald. Did you do it for the children's cancer wigs thing? ",
"I’m in Canada, so it’ll go through the “Beautiful Lengths” program for women undergoing treatment through the Canadian Cancer Society :)",
"I figured it was something like that. My niece did the same for a children's wig program here in the UK. The both of you rule. ",
"Came here to say this...",
"Funnily enough, all of my donations are going to Cancer Research UK for my cousin's fundraiser. Good on your niece!!",
"Thank you so much! I did it as a fundraiser to help support a terminally-ill family member who is trying to raise £100,000 for Cancer Research. I'm in Canada, he's in England, but I managed about $5000 (CAD) in donations, so really proud of myself and even more proud of him for what he's doing :)",
"Just think how happy you made someone with your beautiful hair - and You look amazing!",
"Thats a hard look to pull of but you're rockin it :) very cool of you to do and now you look sexy af",
"Still got that rockin' personality so... ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯\n\n\nIt's just hair!",
"Repopulating the gingers, one donation at a time ;)\n\n\nAnd thank you so much!",
"Thank you!! Huge change, but big earrings seem to be the key to pulling it off haha",
"That's a pretty fucked up thing to say.",
"Very cool!",
"\\\n\n\noops, i dropped it. And thanks so much!",
"^ ^ ^ ^ - Sent from moms basement",
"I recently cut a lot of my hair off, and I’m not happy with the result. Someone recently told me “Who cares, you’d look good with a shaved head” and I didn’t believe them, but your post proves to me that some people can even look _better_ with less hair. You rock!!!",
"1. You're awesome. Good work.\n\n2. You and I have radically different definitions of the word \"all\" apparently. I mean, there's clearly hair on your head in the second pic.\n",
"Funny how nobody can handle truth when basically asking for it by patting themselves on the back online. Def shows how much her hair was hiding her fat face.",
"Awesome! How much lighter do you feel? You look happy.\n\nGonna rock the look for a while or grow it back out? ",
"Go you.",
"Toronto?\n\nRedheads are always hot",
"1. Thank you so much!\n\n2. I got nothing - you're right, there's definitely hair there. I debated doing the full shave, but it was -25 yesterday so I opted for a little bit of fuzz (which doesn't really offer any protection anyway!)",
"you have such a radiant smile and you’re gorgeous so you go girl! :) only difference is now your hair won’t get in the way of that",
"Feel much lighter and much colder!! And I feel happy for sure, thought I was pretty nervous going into it!\n\n\nWill probably rock it for a while before growing it out. It's just hair and short hair can be so versatile (once it's a bit longer), why not mess around and have some fun with it?!",
"This guy vapes",
"r/shorthairedhotties/ is the next sub you need to join.\n\nGood on you for donating!",
"Not everybody can pull this off, you definitely can, beautifully.",
"Dont you just love that satisfying feeling of rubbing your hand up against it? Im a guy and thats probably my favorite part of getting my haircut. Your eyes are unreal by the way.",
"You rock. Thank you so much for this.",
"So much better idea than eating detergent pods! Great work! (you look so happy in both pictures it kind of picked up my day)",
"They use the hair to make wigs for kids with cancer. It's not an awareness or fund raising thing, they literally use that hair. ",
"Most of it. \nLooks good though. ",
"You got a haircut.",
"Fuck off?",
"Originally from Toronto! In Alberta now :)",
"your freckles get donated too?",
"So there was a comment on here earlier that I put a lot of thought into responding to, so I'm just gonna post it anyway.\n\n\nSomeone asked what the point of shaving my head was (or growing a mustache, etc). Wouldn't people just give $20 anyway? Why does it make a difference.\n\n\nHere's my thoughts:\n\nSo I'm not going to downvote because it's a valid statement, I just wanted to let you know a bit more about my experience and how I've found it's not just about cutting hair or growing mustaches. \n\n\nMy cousin is sick and is trying to raise money for cancer research, so I was trying to think of what I could do to help him make his goal, which is kind of his last legacy as he's terminal at this point. I'm not artistic, I don't know any rich people, and I can't organize a charity gala or anything, so I had to think smaller. I had a friend who went through breast cancer treatments last year and lost her hair and didn't want to come outside into the world because of how 'ugly' she felt. Until she got a wig. The change in her perception (and others' perception of her) was palpable. She was back to being happy, bubbly and it really helped her feel better and get back to living.\n\n\nSo I decided to donate my hair. It was long enough (barely) to cut and make into a wig, but I figured people would donate more if I did something more drastic, which is where the shave came from. So far I've managed to raise $5000 that is going straight to cancer research. That's not because of a hair cut. That's because of a shitload of work getting it out there, using social media, talking about it, campaigning for money at both of my jobs and doing 6am radio interviews to get additional exposure.\n\n\nYesterday, 10 minutes before the shave, a gentleman came into the salon with $40 for my campaign because he heard it on the radio the day before. Someone who doesn't know me, certainly doesn't know my cousin, but felt compelled to reach out and support. I've had messages from people on 3 continents giving me well-wishes and sharing my posts, even though it in no way affects them. It has also brought people in my life out of the woodwork who feel like they're able to talk to me about their experiences (be it personal or familial or whatever) with various forms of cancer.\n\n\nMy cousin has so far raised £52,000 for his cause, with ~£3000 coming from my head shaving campaign. I wouldn't have been nearly as successful if I just asked people for money. Yeah, I'd have got $20 here and there, but fundraising at a small level is so much harder than it seems. People want to feel like they're getting something out of it, or that it's making a difference. And I needed to show them how much of a difference it'll make. More than anything, it got people talking, and people talking creates something so much more than just some lady asking for money for a charity in a different country. I even had a group of people who I do volunteer work with donate $1000. They would never have done that if I were just talking about it.\n\n\nMovember sparks a conversation about something that most men don't want to talk about. It normalizes having a conversation and gently coaxes men, once a year, to be their own health advocate, while raising money for the same cause. I have friends that do their Christmas photo ever year on November 30th so they all have dorky mustaches for their Christmas cards. I have a friend that takes a poll of which type of mustache he should grow. Whoever raised the most money the year before gets to choose. It's more about creating conversation that then allows the awareness to snowball itself. And growing a mustache or shaving your head is a great way to create that spark.",
"Someone donate a haircut to her.",
"And you're a redhead. Feel so bad for redheads that lose their hair and need wigs because there are so few of us that red hair isn't always available.",
"Number 1 way to put a person with a buzz cut to sleep.\n\nSource: am person with buzzcut",
"Different lighting at work vs. salon! Also one was front camera vs. selfie camera, so not sure if that makes a difference?",
"Thanks so much! Glad I could help brighten your day in a small way :)",
"It's SO much fun to run my hands against! I guess I can't twirl it anymore so I'll take what I can get.\n\nAnd thank you! My hair used to me my best feature (or so I thought), it's kinda nice for my eyes to be able to stand out a bit now :)",
"Why on earth is there so much down voting?!",
"Someone's going to be really happy with it soon I hope! It's my second time donating and I've got three redheaded sisters and we've all donated at different points in our lives, so we're slowly populating the ginger wig population haha!",
"Eyes poppin!\n",
"Bullshit, still some hair on the top, eyebrows, and eye lashes. ",
"You look good with or without long hair. Not everybody can pull it off! And you did it for a good cause. Well done!",
"Haters gonna hate, regardless of what it's about. Could be because I'm fat (at least one guy said that), because I'm a liar and a phony (got a gem of a DM that says that), or because they aren't comfortable with a short-haired woman for whatever reason.\n\n\nAt the end of the day, I'm gonna remember the positive comments, not a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do with their time than troll and downvote everything. Life is way too short to be negative, and it doesn't cost anything to be kind, so might as well be kind :)",
"The eyelashes are fake if that makes a difference! haha",
"good job donating your hair *J^",
"+1 attention",
"Such a delightful face!!",
"r u single bro?",
"We need thousands of you, you're an angel.",
"May the mightiest of them all bless your precious soul!",
"Hell yes, the cut just helps accentuate your big, bright eyes and your lovely smile! Plus, with your features being the focal point now with no hair to pull focus, now is the perfect time to experiment with some new make-up looks and get really adventurous. Have fun!",
"Funny how shallow pricks can only focus on put downs about others looks.",
"You are very pretty in both pics.",
"Lmao yeah focusing on how someone looks in a picture specifically taken for that reason. Strange.",
"I forget women only take pictures to be rated by anonymous little pricks on he internet.",
"It's a good look! \nProud of you. ",
"Also based on your comment history, I saw you like to pick on Autistics as well, you're a real winner u/OhDeerLordMan \n\nStay classy\n\n",
"Thank you.",
"Yeah she took it and posted it on the front page of the internet in an open forum so it would get zero attention. Such a surprise! Send the black knight next time, white isn't your color.",
"Attention is different than asking to rate her looks. She is showing she donated her hair. Most people I've known that have done that are pretty excited and proud about it. But clearly women are only about looks for you, because again, you are a prick.\n\nI've had some old friends that talk like you. They are in their mid 30s, still live at home with their mom, work part time at GameStop, and are desperately single incels.",
"Yep! They can collect one ponytail tied at your neck (or lower, minimum here is 8” to donate, so as long as you’re in that realm it’ll be fine!). With mine, they tied 6 ponytails all over my head and cut them off so they could maximize the donation. \n\n\nAnd good on you! It’s for such a great cause and someone will be so thankful for you selflessness!! 💕",
"Ok.",
"You’re as pretty without the hair as you were with it.",
"Red heads are going extinct. Please make sure that you and your sisters repopulate the population. ",
"That's fantastic. A girl I used and I both did as well. I wasn't able to donate near the amount because my hair barely hit the length requirement but she had a ton of hair lol.",
"You look so pretty without hair",
"Still look sexy Mmmmm",
"Looks damn good too!!",
"Pubes as-well? Fair enough ",
"Wow! Out of all the people who do the same selfless act, you had to make a narcissistic post about it on reddit. Good for you!",
"They are 'going extinct' because the allele is recessive so it's not a simple matter of reproducing, it's a matter of choosing a mate that also has the recessive allele which in my opinion is stupid. You don't chose a specific mate solely to preserve a minor novelty.",
"I know why it is going extinct. But them 'doing it more' could help. ",
"Fuck off m8. Publicity raises awareness which raises money.",
"By the way, don't feel like you need to respond to people who are only sharing negativity.\n\nI love positive posts like this. Especially when I'm having a day!\n\nWishing your cousin better health and fuck cancer and trolls.",
"Oh great next you'll be ripping up pictures of the Pope on TV.",
"Yikes",
"WOW! I am so jealous of how good you look with a shaved head. So cute, so modern, so awesome!! ",
"Nice, it was wasted on you ",
"You're absolutely gorgeous and such an amazing gift of compassion for someone healing and in treatment! \n\nI love redheads! Bless you always with lovely locks! ",
"Oh Godddd! Get it back, now!!!",
"First off good for you op, n secondly you were adorable before,and doubles adorable after!! Big hugs you happy lil thang you!!!!🤗💗🌺👍🏼",
"Heck yeah, /u/emmattack! Even if you had shaved your head just because you felt like it (a thing I totally did in college... my mom wasn't impressed), fuck the haters! You don't owe 'em anything. Congrats on doing a cool thing for a good cause. Keep being awesome.",
"I don't know if you care but locks of love just sells your hair to wig companies.",
"Lol",
"I feel like I saw you at a Not Your Average Joe’s restaurant. At least some one that looks very similar to the pic on the right. Looks awesome btw. I’m going to donate mine next year if it’s long enough.",
"ew.",
"Good people who don't post online how good they are",
"Raising awareness raises money.",
"Your not raising money for your cause or what ever by exclaiming on the internet that you donated your hair, because people who see this are going to think '' hey I should donate my hair to cancer victims'' when what cancer victims really need is money.",
"Oh and P.S, please don't make a really long winded multi paragraph response to my comment like you have before I don't need a bunch of hate for calling you out on your bull crap. ",
"The difference a wig makes can unbelievable for someone going through treatment and is not to be underestimated, especially for self-conscious women. Where I live, treatment is covered- trials and research are not, which is what I’m campaigning for and what I fundraised for. Plus lots of money can be generated in doing a head shave or haircut. And if it inspires one person to do the same, it’s worth it to me to have posted.\n\n\nMy dad did a head shave once, and all the money went to the family because the dad was sick and couldn’t work. I get it, and I know that access to funds is imperative in getting better, especially somewhere without healthcare. Unfortunately, my cousin is terminal, but has a goal he wants to reach to go to Research in his specific form of cancer, otherwise I’d be making sure he was taken care of too.",
"It's great that your you're '' raising awareness'' and all but what I really think your doing is posting about how you did this great thing so you can get a bunch of comments saying what a good person you are witch makes you feel better about yourself and I know you you have a cousin who's terminal but you posting about donating your hair doesn't help her even if you say that cutting it off helps raise money some how and if you really want to help cancer victims donate real money and tell your friends, family, and neighbors to do the same and don't gloat about it online. ",
"Don’t worry. That donated hair will be sold off to make really nice wigs for rich people. The proceeds go to purchasing garbage wigs for cancer patients and paying for salaries of more “awareness” people. \n\nSource: donated 18” after 5 years. Not happy to learn what happens to donated hair. Also, I’m a dude so I’m probably not doing that again since it severely impacted my sex life. ",
"Stop lyin",
"Uptalking?",
">when I'm having a day",
"How to tell a user is female in one comment",
"You're right, there is an obesity epidemic.",
"True, but will be downvoted.",
"What about a person who doesn't have money to donate, but want to help somehow? Maybe the best way they can help a cancer patient is to donate their hair (that they can grow back), to someone that can't. \n\nInstead of gloating, maybe she is proud and wants to share that feeling to maybe inspire others. \n\nShe seems like a good person to me, keep it up.\n\n(Edit spelling)\n",
"Your even pretty with less hair. ",
"I’m not! ",
"Very loving of you. ",
"wow you are beautiful! inside and out. that is a really wonderful thing you’re doing for your cousin. ",
"Actually yes you are. Cutting your hair and putting on a blazer doesn't mean you don't have ovaries anymore. You will always be female whether you like it or not ",
"thank you",
"ALL of your hair? I doubt it...",
"Ok??",
"Not that it's at all relevant to anything but I'm probably more athletic and can lift more with higher reps than the majority of Americans and you don't see me going around calling randos on the internet fat. It's a choice and if someone wants to throw away their health well then, that's just natural selection.",
"Hey, you did great. Thanks for the explanation, but I reckon you didn't need to justify being awesome. Some people just like to shit on everything. Go you!",
"I love your hair color! You look great both ways btw ",
"Your hair is really beautiful",
"By any chance do you have a relative called Jessica in the UK who looks the splitting image of you?\n\nDon't want to give out too much info, but you look the splitting image of someone I know. Honestly you could be her doppelganger, so when you mentioned cousins in the UK I figure one of them might be her.",
"All of it? Going to need some more photos for proof...",
"Salty people can't handle someone else doing a good deed",
"You look like a sassy black lady now, but like, not black. ",
"Good for you \n\nThis is the type of “progress” pics we should be promoting \n\n",
"This isn't Facebook. I don't care. ",
"Aha I'm a redhead guy who's about to turn 21 - literally grown up with this one of a kind red; never seen another person (short of photos of my dad from the 70s) with the same shade. Literally going bald as we speak 😕 but it's okay! My beard's coming through and it's the same red!",
"Beautiful still",
"I've had an attrocious hairline my entire life. Was born with a. Widows peak. At 30 now it's slowly scooched back up a little and it's thinner now than it used to be but it's doubtful I'll ever go bald... None of the men in my family are bald on either side back for several generations. I too have a wonderful red beard",
"I will learn from your example O' Beardmeister 🙏🏻",
"Wow you look amazing!",
"Looks like she got all of them cut.",
"Umm I didn’t ",
"So, now you have the perfect excuse to dye it silly colors. Want to go deep blue with green highlights? Great, it'll grow out in a few weeks and be gone.",
"Red beards are best beards. If you've never had a beard before don't worry the itchy phase doesn't last just power through. Highly recommend a good beard oil and conditioner. Keeps it clean and good for the single underneath too.",
"You'll save so much money and time with shampooing it now! When it starts growing into that awkward fluffy duck/trying to mullet phase, thin scarves work great as fancy headbands. It'll look so cute with your face too. I donated my hair twice over my life, it's been years since the last time and my hair is incredibly long so sometime soon I'll be doing it again. Right now I'm enjoying my flowing locks, but when I'm ready, someone else can enjoy them too!",
"That is awesome! And you look super adorable and fashion-forward with the shaved head!",
"Haha you’re gross. Have a good life.",
"You donated your freckles too it seems",
"Whatever you say lady",
"Ginger Wig Population. Good band name. ",
"Cancer is a devastating decease. It is another form of the long goodbye families have to endure, but worsened by the pain and deformations it causes. The current remedies leave so much to be desired. \n\nRespect.\n",
"You looked meh before too, now you look just awful. Maybe the first one who should get the hair you donated is you.",
"Are we in r/circlejerk ?",
"Ah a female dwarf from The Lord of the Rings?",
"Probably cause you're posting this shit acting like a hero when thousands of people do this daily without needed validation ",
"It’s not because you’re fat. It’s because you’re incredibly narcissistic. You’ve somehow turned a nice gesture into a way to get validation for yourself. How many subs do you need to post this in? Tons of people donate their hair every day without begging for attention. And that letter you wrote to go with the hair is one of the most disgusting, self centred, offensive things I’ve seen. I hope the wig makers have the good sense to throw it in the trash. No cancer patient needs to be told that your stupid hair is now their source of strength. Get over yourself. ",
"Actually the end of her hair will be dark blue with green highlights. "
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I donated all of my hair yesterday.
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"Googled the image\nhttps://io9.gizmodo.com/can-you-pick-out-all-the-references-in-this-action-pack-1789155423\n\nYou may need to crop it ",
"[Google reverse image search to the rescue](https://hypebeast.com/2016/11/the-raid-sci-fi-poster)",
"I found it using http://tineye.com:\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/37/41/a1/3741a1fc50e3d63da2a1edae18a105bc--geek-art-poster-art.jpg"
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Can someone help me find this? I know its my background but i deleted the main image and want it as lock instead. Thank
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"What's rule #1 of this sub?",
"We don't talk about this sub.",
"What sub? ",
"/u/butterpecancandle, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/butterpecancandle&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ulfdx/i_told_you_so/?context=10\\))"
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I told you so.
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"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Only then will the cart storage open to thee",
"/r/mildlyinteresting content for sure!",
"Low res proxy",
"repost"
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Alignment
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"I bet this guy has more 40-50 year-old tail than he knows what to do with",
"As a one-off, why not? It's worth a laugh anyway.",
"Becauseee its an abomination ",
"So are most mods. That's half the fun, isn't it?",
"My head is hurting i'm so confused...\n",
"Ooh, it's the super rare Ford Mustanger or Ford Rangstang!\n\n...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...",
"I am having fun thinking of the pot circle where some guy was clearly stoned and said “what if we put the front end of a Mustang on this Ford Ranger?” ",
"I wouldn't be surprised...",
"But, sadly, we must.",
"Rangstang just rolls off the tongue haha ",
"Ford Mustang WTF model.",
"/r/atbge",
"Wow quality subreddit, I’d never heard of it",
"I'm most impressed with the amount of fabrication and time it took to do this. At no point during the process did he stop and think \"nah this isn't going to look good when I'm done\"\n\nIt must've taken months. It must've been expensive. But he still grafted a Mustang frontend to a Ranger, and bought all those aftermarket pieces. I wonder if it's a GT drivetrain",
"EXACTLY!! That was exactly my point. Seems like an awful lot of money and work to build something that’s just going to induce laughs/cringes. ",
"Subscribed!",
"Is this from Australia? \n\nI visited down under last year for the first time. Had no idea that there was such thing as a ute. They're quite popular.",
"I disagree with ya'all. I think it's cool as heck. Some really first-rate body work there."
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Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should...
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"He has an instagram @hungry.hungry.hunter !",
"The goodest, most educated boye does not draw Dickbutts on public places, unlike the cats down the street.",
"Disagree. Dickbutts are the coolest. Source: Larry Nassar."
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Hunter went on a nice walk around campus today
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"I don't remember him...\n\nbut I have this strangest feeling of deja vu.",
"Alright, I'll bite. Who is it? Because I'm afraid I will have my black card pulled if I say \"Will Smith in Men In Black?\".",
"I’m pretty sure that’s who it is",
"Frank J Webb?",
"men in black happened in new york though?",
"Yes, but Will Smith is from Philly, as are famous cheesesteaks.",
"Okay but they made a picture of a character that is not from philly so its kinda dumb to use the wrong rendition.",
"So...so you think that as soon as Will Smith, who is from Philadelphia, puts on The Suit and glasses, he ceases to be Will Smith and literally becomes Jay, from Men In Black, and therefore OP posted a picture of a New Yorker.\n\nSomeone needs to tell the city of Philadelphia to get rid of their Rocky statue. Sylvester Stallone was born and raised in Hell's Kitchen, NY.",
"Clearly my point went right over your head.",
"My mistake...the Rocky statue can stay, because Rocky the character is from Philly, and it doesn't matter where Stallone is from. Got that backwards.\n\nRegardless, your point is kind of absurd. The MIB character of Smith's is one of his more famous roles. It isn't dumb to use the wrong rendition. Did you expect them to put Will Smith on the wall in the clothes he wears at home to prevent confusion?\n\n",
"In West Philadelphia, born and raised ",
"On the playground was where he spent most of his days"
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A cheesesteak restaurant in CO paying respect to one of Philadelphia’s great unsung heroes.
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"Wow, gorgeous!",
"Taken from Pizza Hut.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Giza, Egypt.](http://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/6eyg6n/giza_egypt/) | 2220 | 8^mos | oddlysatisfying | 25\n[Giza, Egypt.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/6eyg4l/giza_egypt/) | 1440 | 8^mos | interestingasfuck | 22\n[Giza, Egypt.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6eyg2u/giza_egypt/) | 81 | 8^mos | pics | 6\n[Pyramid of Giza with god rays](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6jj52d/pyramid_of_giza_with_god_rays/) | 1586 | 7^mos | pics | 35\n[PsBattle: Pyramid of Giza with god rays](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/6f7t3k/psbattle_pyramid_of_giza_with_god_rays/) | 51369 | 8^mos | photoshopbattles | 558\n[**Giza, Egypt.**](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6f29ei/giza_egypt/) | **21,651** | 8^mos | **pics** | 320\n[PsBattle: This sunset behind Cairo's pyramid.](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7p51jp/psbattle_this_sunset_behind_cairos_pyramid/) ^**B** | 24 | 23^dys | photoshopbattles | 4\n[**Cairo**](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7p3ko4/cairo/) ^**B** | **83,573** | **23^dys** | pics | 1561\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10029298) (B = bigger)*",
"Probably, looks like there's a trashy back yard in the foreground ",
"Did you take this picture? How did you like Egypt?",
"Thank you for including at least some of the other side of Giza, you know the side people don’t see. There are a lot of people out there that just assume it’s a 15 hour ride through the dunes to see this place. It’s literally in some people’s back yard. Great shot though! ",
"[Here](http://i.imgur.com/4x9g6VO.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. Credit to the photographer James Cruz (AKA jamesjcruz on Instagram). Judging by his other pictures, this one has been enhanced as well. On Instagram they provide the following context.\n\n> my last of the sunset at giza photos. it took me three days and three trips to the pyramids for me to get this sunset. the only reason i ended up on this roof was because I had gotten lost while leaving the pyramids the day prior. while trying to figure out how to get back to cairo, I ran into abdul (a guide) which sparked a friendship. on my last day he showed me all of cairo and giza, and this perfect spot just outside of the pyramid walls.\n\n> MAY 29, 2017",
"I would have sworn it's from the KFC.",
"Could also be Taco Bell. I heard its a KenTacoHut."
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Giza, Egypt.
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[
"I didn’t think a sink could induce such hatred. \n\nI would never ever buy this house. ",
"r/crappydesign",
"How long do your arms have to be to use such an awfully placed sink?"
] | 4 |
pics
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This awkwardly placed basin.
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/r/pics/comments/7ulqos/my_dog_wanted_to_express_how_much_he_loves_me/
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[
"german pretzel shepard?",
"I wish my dog brought me soft pretzels",
"I'm feeling something, and it is my stomach doing a backflip.",
"That is no less than an amazing talent. An amazing talent that is **100% unmarketable** of course, but what an amazing talented doggo you have! "
] | 5 |
pics
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My dog wanted to express how much he loves me, apparently
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/r/pics/comments/7ulruw/taken_by_a_woman_under_the_sun/
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[
"nice picture ",
"Thanks",
"Perhaps you should switch accounts before complimenting your own post.",
"That woman must be a God! Under the sun?"
] | 4 |
pics
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taken by a woman under the sun
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