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/r/pics/comments/7uqvxv/fish_embryos/
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[
"There's something wrong with your marshmallow Peeps ",
"/r/oddlyterrifying",
"I can't decide if these are cute or awful ",
"Gummi Bears! Bouncing here and there and everywhere...",
"Dogfish",
"Show your humanity",
"Pokèwhaaat",
"I dont know why but it made me think of Zeno's in Dragonball\nhttps://otakukart.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/zeno-sama.jpg",
"AHHH",
":o",
"Username does not check out"
] | 11 |
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Fish Embryos
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/r/pics/comments/7uqwl2/family_circle_is_the_best_circle_of_relation/
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[
"The Aristocrats!\n\nEdit: To the people who got the joke, I love you!",
"I’m 145 to my wife’s 210. What should I do?",
"an AMA?",
"Probably start looking at headstones. To be honest, I'm surprised your local stone carver hasn't hit you up yet. Admittedly, it's probably the OG stone carver's grandkid running the business now but still...",
"Love it! Do y'all do other types of acro yoga? (If you don't, you should. It's actually really fun!)",
"Flat lines???",
"The babysitter?",
"More like Family rectangle is the best quadrilateral of relations",
"The macarena?",
"Be on top?",
"I want to see how they managed to do this!!",
"i'd imagine she got up on his feet, the the baby walked up and held her hands one at a time while she and he switched them from he to baby one at a time, then the baby stepped up on his hands and they lifted the baby up for a kiss together",
"that a full diaper. a leak would be p funny rn"
] | 13 |
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Family Circle Is The Best Circle Of Relation
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/r/pics/comments/7ur0mq/nice_find/
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[
"\"I trust I may live to see hitlerism destroyed\" too bad he died a year later with the end of the war nowhere in sight. ",
"Meanwhile top right corner is busy with football scores. ",
"Bonus Churchill at the bottom!",
"It is an advert highlighting the dedicated football edition, which usually released around 6pm, once all the results were in. \n\nWhere I live they used to be called a pink, because it came in a different colour to the general news edition."
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Nice find
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/r/pics/comments/7ur16i/painted_a_train_stop_near_my_house_in_watercolor/
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[
"Boston’s great! Is this the E or the B?",
"Very nice. \n\nIs that depicting the end of the \"E\" line? ",
"the E!\n\nShameless website plug edit: www.frankkoran.com",
"Paint me like one of your french girls",
"Thank you. And yessa, you are correct!",
"hehe. Ive never painted a french girl... I dont think",
"Get on the program! Cmon! BTW, that’s some amazing piece. I wish I had half your talent. ",
"Hey, you too can paint like this! It has nothing to do with talent, just practice. And thank you very much for the compliment, I really appreciate it. ",
"Very well done. It's been a few years since I lived in that city, and I didn't even use the E line all that often, but you totally captured that location with a degree of accuracy that was able to pull a random memory from my brain. ",
"True. I painted spongebob and Patrick long time ago. But it came out as “expectation vs reality” thing. ",
"Haha, i literally never use that train. I feel like its faster if you walk. Im so glad that this clicked with you. There are so mant wires around that stop which make it so identifiable, but i could only include a select few. Glad to know its recognizable.",
"Wow! I love that. The color of the train in particular. Beautiful.",
"I love your paintings and I love guessing where it is. Knowing it's the E-line, is this at Heath street?",
"This is right at the turn around for the E line. Heath street is correct :). And thank you for the love. ",
"some hooker's green and lemon yellow made that train the way it is. Thankya",
"I like it! Do you Bostoners really call your trams trains?",
"Thanks yo! Aaand yes we do. Or just the T. We wild over here",
"I look forward to seeing this the next time I'm in a shitty motel lobby.",
"This is incredible.",
"Well, maybe you should upgrade your life so you dont have to stay in a shitty motel with great taste in art",
"U incredible",
"Sounds good man. Where can I get one of these life upgrades you speak of?",
"Why would you do such a thing? It'll wash right off in the next rain and it's probably illegal ^that aside I do like the picture, nice job!",
"it also goes underground though",
"Couldnt help myself :x",
"(I live in San Francisco.) I dunno, if it's articulated and on rails, it's a train to me.",
"Thought so. The B doesn’t have those waiting areas, the C is too straight, and the D isn’t on the road. \n\nNice painting! ",
"I love this part of the city and I miss living over here and walking by this all the time! You've captured this incredibly well, I knew where this was immediately. Color palette is also delicious. Well done!",
"It is faster if you walk. And then the random longwood stop literally in the middle of huntington ave - with the brigham circle stop one block away. Takes longer to make it down huntington on the train than walking next to it.\n\nI still love that area :)",
"I envy you for the skill...",
"College nostalgiaaa",
"Was absolutely sure that was Gothenburg, Sweden!",
"damn fine!!!!!\n",
"Send me a picture! I wanna see the similarities",
"Nahh, u dam fine",
":)",
"No way, I bike past there every day! Nice job!",
"Got it. So it's the articulation that turns it from a tram to a train. What if you connect two trams together? Also a train?",
"Wow, this makes me homesick. I never thought I'd miss the green line...",
"You never miss the green line. The green line misses you. :P",
"Watercolor realism is some of my favorite stuff.",
"Appreciate that. My past works are actually much tighter. Ive been trying to loosen up lately",
"These green line trains were known as Street Cars because they’re the only line in Boston that actually travels on the street. The other train lines are either underground and on separate tracks not directly on a roadway. ",
"Wow, did not know that. Very dope. The train on the road *with traffic* confused the hell outta me when I first moved here.",
"Beautiful❣️",
"Right back atcha :D",
"Wouldn't that be a train of trams? ",
"Hey neighbor! JP represent!",
"This is really good!",
"Wasssuuup",
"Traims? ",
"I call the green line a piece of shit, is rather walk or take the bus. My gripe almost solely lives with the B line",
"Nice work! Really beautiful.",
"American english doesn't really use the word \"tram.\" It's a train, or the subway, or occasionally a trolley.",
"Ahh so cool! Up until a few months ago I was at this stop every morning! Too bad the damn thing gets stuck in above ground traffic until you pass Longwood... Great aesthetic you have here though.",
"I have only one thing to say to a fellow Masshole, \"GO SOX!\"",
"Preseason starts soon... ",
"Ive never taken this stop ever, but i love the wires and the way it's set up. Traffic around the train baffles me... Like why is there a train? And thank you. I am glad you responded to it!",
"Amaze-balls",
"I'm out in Western MA... but Boston is my favorite city in the world. (I am one of those crazy MA rednecks from Springfield...) Love your paintings... thank you for making MA proud.",
"> Painted a train stop near my house in watercolor \n\nGood, then it can easily be washed off.",
"Heath Street?",
"Hey I like this a lot, great job",
"Thank you. I like u a lot",
"Probably took lots of training.",
"Yup. Moreso a train, actually.",
"Looks like the painting is of [this scene.](https://goo.gl/maps/7wiV75y58Jt) At the turnaround Heath St stop. ",
"100% correct",
"Mass Art student?",
"Graduate",
"Love it! Keep it up, size of painting?",
"Thank you! Its 16\"x24\"",
"Not currently living there, google Grönsakstorget. Found this straight away. \n\nhttps://goo.gl/images/T1HfD3",
"the picture looks like it could be in a less developed country or in the past. never would have thought it was boston",
"New Orleans has streetcars I remember. ",
"Quite big (41 cm x 61 cm)! I have never dared using those big papers myself. Well good luck. Like the result of the foliage, have troubles with that myself",
"Usually i go much bigger! This was actually a comission for a redditor. Watercolor works best with big paper. And gor foliage,usually less is more. Dont fuss about with the leaves. Just focus on the value.",
"Nice work... Well done..",
"How is Springfield these days? I lived out there a number of years ago, considering returning to the general area.",
"Meh - everything changes slow out here. It is probably just like you remember it... except for the trees around city hall... those got ripped up in a tornado.",
"Still crime riddled? ",
"This Boston?",
"Yee",
"Nah it's mellowed down a lot. TBH - I never would say Springfield was \"crime riddled\" - its got bad spots like any city. Hanging out at the X at 2 AM is never a good idea... but I never saw a street in Spfld I was scared to walk down....",
"Hey, this was my stop when I lived in Boston. Nice work!",
"Heath st",
"Love this. ",
"LOVE this. My city ❤️",
"Fuck yes",
"Portland has Trains, Streetcars, and an Aerial Tram.",
"Thank you, things like this always make me feel better after a shitty day",
"How did you go about getting permission from the city to repaint a stop like that? ",
"... I know a few people in the train game",
"Like a beautiful woman, it's hard to forget a curve like that 😉. Great work!",
"Hey I live right down the street from there! Great painting!",
"Hehe, same",
"I thought it was the B?",
"The only time I think I would consider something a tram is if it was more of a short distance thing. Like the little tram that gets you between terminals at the Denver International Airport.",
"Is this a tracing?",
"Great job capturing the light here!",
"This is outstanding. Went to your site. The portraits are stunning, Frank Ocean and Kendrick Lamar in particular!",
"Trolley or streetcar to me, tram is not commonly used in the US.",
"What shithole country is this?",
"Australia",
"Wait a second that health street!",
"I have so many wonderful memories of this city. Thanks for bringing them back!",
"I am so smitten with your work. You make the \"ugly\" little corners of our world look nostalgic. ",
"I really love this articulation. Thank you. :)",
"It is indeed ;)",
"The rubber wheeled street vehicles that take tourists around Universal Studios in CA are called trams"
] | 109 |
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Painted a train stop near my house in watercolor
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/r/pics/comments/7ur48h/moles_walking_overnight_under_last_nights_snow/
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[
"This title was really confusing, spent more time looking at it than the picture",
"pretty sure that were lemmings",
"They're more of an Arctic creature. I'm in Central NY State.",
"Come be voles then.",
"Still don't understand what OP is trying to say. Send help.",
"I think I wanted \"Moles walking underneath last nights snow\" and it got auto corrected and I missed it before I submitted it..",
"My cat went bananas hunting moles in my yard. ",
"That would be a perfect title :D"
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Moles walking overnight under last nights snow.
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/r/pics/comments/7ur83o/emma_watson_posing_for_a_selfie/
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[
"The guys shirt in the background says \"suck\"",
"Is it a selfie, if someone else is taking the picture?",
"its LeviOsa",
"I think it counts as a selfie if at least one of the people in the picture is holding the camera.",
"Who is the other girl?",
"SOMETHING is rising, that's for sure.",
"Expelliarmus",
"Then it’s an Usie ",
":*",
"T H I C C",
"Dat ass",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/hOHIabV.jpg) is a much higher quality version of this image. The other girl is Claire Julien. This is from [The Bling Ring](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2132285/).",
"I'll be in my bunk",
"Thotson",
"If it's one person, it's a meie?",
"Yeah but don’t say “let’s take an usie” in an airport, they usually want you to check those",
"Can we just call them pictures again please.",
"OH MY GOD REALLY?",
"> Emma Watson posing ~~for a selfie~~ like a retarded duck with scoliosis.",
"Anybody else wondering WTF is up with that tiny lamp?",
"Yup. You can read it right there!",
"Dear god",
"My wife insisted we see that movie. We were the only ones in the theater and it was the most boring movie I've ever seen. I will never let her forget it.",
"SUCK",
"Suck",
"Wefie.",
"She is not an unattractive human female.",
"Mmmmmmmmm",
"The other girl looks hotter than emma",
"Normally don’t find her super hot but she looks great here ",
"Oh no, she has succumbed to the dreaded duck face",
"Based on the thumbnail from far away I thought I was looking at some deformed creature",
" #heforshe",
"I know your disappointment, Emma Watson should never do an American accent",
"quick, grab my wand~",
"All jokes aside, that's actually a pretty cool picture.",
"and yet...still hot!",
"You're all here for the ass and the tight short dress.",
"Usies",
"Light beam from the phone's flash",
"sure, same number?",
"Shouldn't do an American accent but *should* do an American dude. Preferably me!",
"Well, lets just say my dick won't be needed that Wingardium Leviosa anymore.",
"Emma Watson! It's so great to meet you! Who's your friend?",
"shwing",
"ugh",
"S/o to those men in the back exhibiting incredible will power.",
"But NOW you have ammo for the future...",
"He he he he he that shirt says it all.",
"Perks of being a wallflower was good and so was her ‘merican ",
"Does your username ever work?",
"Well I'm wondering why she's bent so far and yet on level with the other girl. Is Emma unusually tall for a woman? Or is the other woman short?",
"Dunno, but she just *looks* incredibly high-maintenance.",
"It's partly perspective, the other woman is further away from us and therefore appears shorter. Emma also might be wearing taller heels.",
"This is exactly why you Murican dudes don't get no european ass. Stay classy! ",
"Found the alien posing as a human...",
"Light shed on the legs. None is perfect.",
"Mac-10",
"You can tell by the chin.",
"TIL there’s no vulgar or misogynistic jokes in Europe. Wow, who would have thought only Americans come up with dirty jokes. ",
"Just because he’s a Mexican doesn’t mean he’s not human ",
"That guy sure as hell came off as very crude but American dudes drown in European ass no question. I've seen it too often. It's almost too easy.\n\nBut at the same time it works for plenty of European guys in the US. It's that foreigner factor at work. Only works for *some types* of foreigners though.",
"Perks of Being a Wallflower was an excellent film but I really thought it was in spite of her accent lol. I wasn't even sure that her character was supposed to be American until they made it\nexplicit in the movie.",
"For me it was the way she's holding her left hand.",
"Pronounced Us-Ee, not Uzi ",
"Like german dudes? \n\nAnd I know it was a joke. ",
"It was a joke bud. ",
"yeah.. yep.",
"Don't assume I can read.",
"Suck",
"Elsie?",
"Stop it Ron!\n",
"Username... checks out?",
"found Morbo",
"Someday we're going to look back and posts like this are going to seem novel, because it's actually her. There's going to be some kind of tipping point after which the majority of all search results for images of someone like Emma Watson will be deepfakes.",
"You said things I don’t understand, but think I understand.",
"Use a search engine, investigate why \"Emma Watson\" and \"deepfake\" show up a lot together, be prepared for NSFW results.",
"Alrighty will do",
"Conspiracy: pictures and movies such as this one are already like deepfakes. Maybe the movie industry has already been using such tech for a while without telling us because it's beneficial for them. It's cheaper to let a body double do the acting and slap on a desired face than pay a celebrity.",
"By the way her hips are angled, she's wearing some pretty high heels.",
"*cringe*",
"Thicc ",
"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821641/\n\n(the movie is a total *mess*, but had an interesting premise)",
"I'm certainly not here for that duck face.",
"It is a movie still.",
"Blech",
"/r/totallynotrobots\n",
"There are no other girls",
"Emma can make whatever face she wants, idgaf",
"I would eat her poop",
"This is the story of my life. Context clues complete me",
"Found the old guy",
"She looks much better with long hair",
"I respect you for going for it.",
"You should be sent there for punishment for regurgitating unoriginal comments.",
"Yes",
"Don’t forget your wizard hat. ",
"Reminds me of a young Hilary Duff.",
"That's not a selfie.",
"I have the same philosophy on women with short hair or women with tattoos. Yes, you can look fantastic with short hair or tattoos. But a beautiful woman is going to look better with long hair or no tats.",
"Step 1) Teach a machine to recognize human faces\n\nStep 2) Teach a machine to swap faces from one subject to another\n\nStep 3) Porn\n\nStep 4) ?????\n\nStep 5) Profit",
"[Uhhhhhh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY)\n\nEdit: Slightly NSFW",
"*unzips*",
"I get PMs about once a month. No pun intended.",
"[Tight short dress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg).",
"Is that Hillary Duff?",
"I just want to run into Emma Watson, start up a nice conversation, not bring up Harry Potter once, then run off into the sunset with her. Is that too much to ask? ",
"I agree. I also find that more blondes are ahead of the curve, but the most beautiful women are brunette",
"Speak for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IraPvNAN7Zo&feature=youtu.be",
"I never said wasn't ",
"What kind of device are they holding? Looks too thick to be a smartphone. (Focusing on the important stuff)",
"Some austrian/german model. Was at germanys next top model years ago. Dont know the name.\n\nEdit: Larissa Marolt",
"Harvey Weinstein had her in the same position :(",
"She's so sexy",
"Very possible she's on a step up and bent down to be more in part of the pic.",
"I thought it was Captain Holt",
"[LEVIOS*AAAA*](https://youtu.be/FWtO0cfgewY)",
"A man who wears a hat like this isn't afraid of anything.",
"Remember... swish, and flick. ",
"Thanks, I needed to zoom to check if I could smell their hair through my phone. I can't. ",
"I AGREE WITH YOU SEXUALLY AROUSED FELLOW HUMAN BEING",
"/r/deepfakeNSFW",
"/r/TallerSwoft",
"I want the same thing but at some point I also wanna lick her butthole.",
"I’m pretty sure every guy that has seen those movies has this exact fantasy... haha",
"And they have the audacity to say there are no gentlemen left in the world.",
"Lol the face of feminism and she loves the ass high skirts 🙌 probably commented on here somewhere saying ‘stop looking at my ass’",
"Are they from cuties only?",
"okay reddit what the fuck",
"OP your username is cringe",
"The person posing for a selfie is Nicki, a character from [The Bling Ring](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2132285/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1). Emma Watson is acting in this picture.",
"Not as old as you think. Just annoyed at pop culture ",
"Im not. It's obvious you can read or you wouldn't know what i posted or what to reply back.",
"If you're referring to whether the title is correct or not, let's break it down technical style:\n\n* There is a selfie taking place\n* She is posing for said selfie\nConclusion: title is correct\n\nTo answer your question directly, while ignoring the title and picture, is a whole different debate. It might actually be a themfie.",
"He knows. It was just a really bad joke, bud.",
"Why is all the chatter abut her short dress and looks. she's an empowered woman, lets talk about her accomplishments, like being hooked to a massive franchise when she was young enough to have no idea what was happened. Harvesting the fame from that into being an annoying feminist troll who is seemingly more empowered the more porn-like her outfits get.",
"Who is this handsome young Gustavo Fring in the background?",
"That's who I originally thought it was, before realising I've probably not seen Hilary Duff in ~15 years and presumably she looks a bit older these days.",
"I'd love to butter that muffin",
"damn.",
"Gotta put in the hard work first ;)",
"She is actually six feet tall, though.",
"From the movie The Bling Ring",
"That lamp is so hot ",
"I got a bunch of dirty looks in the theatre when after the credits rolled I said \"Well, it's no Godfather that's for sure\" out loud.",
"Maybe you have no sense of humour? ",
"No we do. That's why everyone that responded to you says your sense of humor is shit",
"I will not deny this.........",
"Right? Like, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3MYC97M4uM) kind of accent is not getting you far.",
"He us Colombian racist.",
"Imagine sitting behind her on your knees and she pulls up her dress and slides down her panties....",
"Ungh. Amirite?",
"Go into the sunset, go where the sun doesn’t shine, same thing really. ",
"who fucks her?",
"/r/nocontext ",
"Shes 5'4 but wears some pretty [rediculous heels](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=emma+watson+heels&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjc5fK_tYjZAhXIKVAKHbMVAa4Q_AUICigB&biw=1919&bih=990#imgrc=_).",
"My boyfriend once met her just after the security line at the airport. He thanked her for her work with UN Women, politely excused himself, and walked away. He said she was really nice and thanked him. I'm sure she appreciated being recognised for more than Harry Potter. ",
"Im here for the turdcutter",
"Perky",
"Redditors tend to get their panties in a bunch over even the slightest sarcastic comment. Congrats on being a predictable sheep. ",
"Every time I see her it hurts a bit inside",
"The newgrounds version is slightly nsfw-er.",
"Here for research. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.",
"huh didn't know a different version existed.\n\nlink for the scientifically inclined?",
"Looks like the other woman is holding Watson by her necklace.",
"I'm going to take the dragon now. ",
"good god",
"/r/trashy ",
"Yep it’s a photo from the Bling Ring movie",
"Nah, this isn't reddit, this is u/The_Hoopla \nHe's posted almost everything on that sub.\n",
"Yowza. ",
"Honestly Ron.",
"timeline-consistent with HP",
"What?",
"Yes",
"Thats still more than me though :(",
"Are you a chiropractor? I feel like this is chiropractor knowledge",
"I was thinking one of the Olsen twins, but without the drug habit/eating disorders. ",
"And if by chance someone isn't checking her hiney out, she gets pissed.",
"Yes, it is. The idea of running off into the sunset makes no sense. No matter how fast you run the sun will eventually beat you and then you'll just be running in the dark at nothing. If you somehow went super fast, faster than any human could ever run, then you'd just go around the curve of the horizon and the sun wouldn't set - it'd either stay in the same spot or go back in the air depending on how fast you go. You'll never actually run \"into\" the sun set, it just makes no logical sense.\n\nAlso, Emma would never hang out with your broke ass in the first place.",
"r/deepfakes\n\nNSFW btw. You can thank me later",
"Teach me your ways.",
"Asphinctersayswhat",
"think it was a period pun?",
"\"I get PMS about once a month.\" ",
"I am more then pleasantly surprised.",
"[here you go buddy](https://i.imgur.com/Fof5hza.png)",
"Im sorry you don’t get my *art*",
"There we go. Thank you, the partial caps threw me off.",
"No. Shoe salesman. ",
"Are you saying we found Ted Cruz's account? ",
"I’ve never found her attractive but I would most defiantly fuck her now. ",
"Your comment could easily have either gotten a bunch of upvotes or downvoted into oblivion. That’s why I like Reddit. You just never know. ",
"*Enhance.*",
"It's because there's a table in front of her. Look at the lamp.",
"If you're not holding the camera, is it really a selfie?",
"Wow that's actually kind of impressive",
"I never said it was *bad*",
"I upvoted the other guy, downvoted you. \n\nDamn, you're right. ",
"\"Bunk\" is what he calls his Emma Watson life-size doll.",
"I watched that movie, you will for once actually hate Emma Watson towards the end of it all",
"I did! It's awful.",
"Fuck on me",
"Found Al Bundy's Reddit account ",
"A little rohypnol and you got yourself a real party sitting right there.",
"I wonder what the guys* shirt says? Right behind them",
"It is. It's not \"her\" selfie but it's \"a\" selfie. ",
"The guy in the middle sending a message?",
"Well, at least we have deepfakes. ",
"I call that “knowing your audience.”",
"But it contains more than one person regardless. No longer a selfie ",
"Ah that makes sense. I didn't think she did selfies with fans.",
"I like the current trend of just letting actors use their British/European accent in whatever setting. Even if slightly out of place, it sounds way better than a fake one.",
"I can't find a different version of the animation on newgrounds, just fan art of the same situation. And it was only slightly more nsfw.",
"The guys shirt is exactly what's on my mind",
"It's not a selfie when someone else is taking the picture",
"She's 1.65m, so average height.",
"ehhhhhhhhhhhhh\n\nagree to disagree",
"Subscribed",
"As long as it's of yourself there is no limit to the number of people in the background. ",
"Lies.",
"Wrong. ",
"Very nice ",
"this is so stupid though",
"deviant art page is deleted? feelsbadman\n",
"As a matter of fact, forget the sandwich!",
"My god, she's beautiful",
"Specifically Emma Watson though. Like she seems to be a top pick for fakes. Has been for quite a long time. \n\nFakes of her will show up in searches for even the most general porn quarries. \n\nNot that I would know of course. ",
"That's a nice story he told you. I wonder how it really went. ",
"100 POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!",
"Oh, I did.",
"Merhione",
"I love it",
"It’s so fucked up",
"He licked her butthole",
"I mean, if you think about the millions of people that grew up with the Harry Potter movies and grew up with a crush on Emma Watson than not really. \n\nIf you're talking about AI porn than yeah, it's pretty messed up. 10 years down the line we'll have no idea whats real. It happened with photographs and Photoshop and it'll happen with videos and deepfakes. ",
"> No matter how fast you run the sun will eventually beat you\n\nClose to the poles and around the equinoxes, you can win!",
"I'd love to sniff her asshole and cum on her face. ",
"Almost looks like a still shot from \"The Bling-Ring\"",
"Rofl ",
"Who's the blonde?",
"Booty trap",
"She wants the D",
"What? I am 99.99% sure. ",
"Why are you getting downvoted? She is hotter.",
"..",
"I would love to have a three some with these 2 ",
"I think Its not attractive",
"> porn quarries\n\nWhere are these porn quarries of which you speak?",
"\"oh fuck me dead\"\n\nI actually love that guy. Has me fully rolling in the first 10 seconds.",
"There's one in the corner of my room.",
"Screen shot from a movie isn't it?\nThinks it's called bling ring. ",
"You messsed up, let me fix it for you:\nStep 1) Teach a machine to recognize human faces\n\nStep 2) Teach a machine to swap faces from one subject to another\n\nStep 3) Porn\n\nStep 4) Profit\n\n",
"And you’re not?",
"... and I just randomly upvoted and downvoted your posts from the last 12 hours without reading them, think I gave you like +4 & -3, so that should be about a net + .33333 if that's enough votes to kick in Reddit's Stalker Voting Algorithm.",
"Would you you settle for soggy toilet paper, because I know a guy....",
"Upvote.",
"Claire Julien\n\nIt's from a movie The Bling Ring",
"You haven’t been to the Appalachian porn mines? Very impressive stuff ",
"Tax evading virtue signaling hypocrite bitch ",
"Thats how it is in reddit. Sheep mentality gets encouraged, anything else gets downvoted to Oblivion",
"This is from the movie Bling Ring. The other actress is Claire Julien.",
"Ya that dude is super creepy. How he got so far in politics is beyond me. ",
"r/triggered",
"Nah it is just a random comment on the internet. Don't give yourself to much credit. "
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Emma Watson posing for a selfie
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"Reminds me of the place where GOT is shot. ",
"Naeroyfjord?",
"Wonderful!"
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Fjord in Norway in the summertime
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"Yes",
"Hey can you explain what the DPW is and define your use of yard. I feel like the funny sign will make more sense to me. Thanks!",
"Department of waste management i thunj"
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I work for the dpw. This was in our yard. Made me laugh
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"It's only missing the Tide Pods",
"I mean, it’s not wrong.",
"Think about kids not wanting to tell their parents.... Then them doing whatever it takes"
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Came across this at Walgreens.
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[
"That's a beauty. My 85 year old father is hoarding his slides right now - about 70 years' worth. He let me scan one carousel full, then called it off.",
"Thanks! I bought a semi-expensive scanner years ago to scan in old slides and negatives my folks had in boxes for years. After I finally got through all of those I’ve been trying to justify the purchase by scanning things on a semi regular basis. \n\nI’ve even begged friends to let me scan theirs in for them. I paid for this thing, I want to use it as much as possible. ",
"I've thought about doing this before. If you wouldn't mind me asking, what scanner do you have? Or do you have any advice on choosing a scanner if you were to look for one now?",
"I have an Epson v600. I like it because it has a light in the lid necessary for slides and negatives. Plus it'll go up to 12800dpi should I ever need to scan something at that level.\n\nI think it was $300 when I bought it years ago, but it's around $200 now. It's been great for someone like me that's using it for a hobby. \n\nThe only thing I believe the scanner is lacking is a larger back light area for slides. As of right now I can only scan in 4 slides at a time. I buy slides in bulk 200-800 slides at a time and the process takes forever.",
"I would look around for a local estate auction or cleanout service. Tell them that you would be interested in purchasing slides they find in estates.",
"That’s what I try to do. I keep an eye out but it’s hard getting to them with work and personal obligations. That’s why I just check eBay on a regular basis and estate shop when I can. ",
"Hijacking this thread to ask a related question: if I have several 50 gallon bins of photos in various formats, what's my best option for digitizing? A service? A device? Thanks!",
"For that size a service is going to be your best bet. But it'll be expensive. Scanning in slides and negatives is a slow and tedious project. It relaxes me so I don't mind doing it by hand. But I only do them hundreds at a time, not thousands. ",
"Why? Dick pics?",
"OMG! How can i get this original picture? I so want to print this on a canvas and hang it on my wall! ",
"Thank you!"
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I purchase and scan in old photo slides as a hobby. This is my favorite one so far.
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[
"Nice design, take notes 888!\n\nWhat is the crypto part about? Or want to make a post explaining its functionality, or is it just a UI you have made?\n\n",
"Thanks! I probably should've explained in a comment lol. It's a new up and coming poker site that's based on ethereum. They were asking graphic designers to create a new table skin, and I thought I'd give it a shot. Current table looks like this: https://i.imgur.com/S5MDjrz.jpg\n\nedit: added an explanation post!",
"This is my attempt at re-designing the user interface / table skin for a ethereum-based new poker site. Thought it turned out pretty decent. Original table looks like this: https://i.imgur.com/S5MDjrz.jpg",
"/u/coyote16, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/coyote16&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urc6a/crypto_poker_table_i_designed/?context=10\\))"
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crypto poker table I designed
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[
"The detail in this is amazing ",
"Gtfo, that is amazing. *claps*",
"I once saw clouds like that. I was in Juarez, on the edge of the city, and looked west into the endless desert. Saw a storm coming from 70 miles out, just kept on rolling towards us. ",
"hope he finds the horse before the cauliflower gets him "
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A Missing Horse by Mark Maggiori
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[
"Is there someone who can turn this into a gif? ",
"This is the most relaxing view I've seen in a while.",
"It’s especially nice while working in a loud chaotic environment. I took some time to soak this or in for sure. "
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Captured a beautiful sunrise at work yesterday. This makes waking up at 3am worth it.
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[
"I feel like that would be more effective written on the front of the shirt lol. ",
"Where did he get that shirt?",
"Agreed",
"That's a clusterfuck.",
"Dinae? That's really a slang word they use from were your from?",
"It's from a company that markets personalized shirts on Facebook based on your publicly available info. It includes your nationality, birth month and other stuff, so someone might think \"WHOOOA, THIS SHIRT IS SO ABOUT ME, AWESOME\".",
"r/trashy ",
"He’s a really nice guy! But he was very fond of the shirt, I just thought it’d be funny. ",
"They caught one. Good job Facebook! ",
"Disappointed see somebody actually buys these."
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My Step Dads shirt
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[
"Norway is a Scandinavian country. Not Slavic ",
"Seems like an unnecessary risk. ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"Holy shit, all god damn day this sub is full of stupid ass pictures of eggs in a pan, normal pictures of grandparents and kids, normal fucking picture of dogs, and finally when I'm about done for the day with this low effort sob story bullshit a good fucking picture shows up. Thank you. ",
"It's just water below. /s",
"I've been there, it is windy as everloving fuck up there. We were sat there, a woman was getting a photo taken about three metres away from the edge. Her hat flies off in the wind. She got down on her hands and knees and went towards the edge, we just sat there yelling at her to forget about it. ",
"Prekestolen is pretty crazy. You can't be up there without the Lions King don't popping into your head.",
"You bet",
"More like sitting on no way. ",
"It's not always windy there, mate."
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Sitting in Norway
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[
"They don't appear to have teeth. Maybe it would be ok?",
"It'd feel just like grandma.",
"They also shoot fire approach cautiously ",
"Wow, no account activity for 5 years and then 20+ submissions in the last 5 hours....? Bad bot. Please report."
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I hope they don’t bite...
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[
"Good work, dude!",
"Like your beard",
"You look great!! Nice work! ",
"What have you been doing?",
"Wow, good work! I love how your T-shirt answers all of the inevitable *\"How'd you lose it?\"* questions.",
"That shirt speaks the truth. Good job!",
"Yes, beards are that powerful. ",
"That's the equivalent of removing Tom Cruise off your back! Good on ya!",
"Stopped eating glue",
"Great work! Mind if I ask how big you were in the first pic?",
"You look like the guy the other guy ate",
"TIL, if you lose 90lbs you go from white to Asian. \n\n\nEdit: props to /u/1stOnRt1 for pointing out thinner OP looks like Ozzyman",
"Did you once work with Tim Allen?",
"With the beard, reminds me of \"Home Improvement\" ",
"And gain a beard",
"If only we had a subreddit to where we could post progress pictures. Don't have to name it anything fancy, something like /r/progresspics would work.\n\nIf only...\n\nOh fuck there is, and OP posted there too. Gotta farm that karma I guess. ",
"not sure if you're trying to insult or compliment. ",
"Amazing progress! Looking great!",
"thought I was in r/MassiveCock (nsfw) for a second",
"it looks like you won't need that breastplate stretcher after all!",
"Compliment",
"Beard was hidden by the fat. You can see a little bit in the before pic.",
"That face gain. Did you naturally lose that extra chin or did you have medical assistance? I am currently wondering if mine will disappear on its own or not. ",
"Wowza! Good work, my friend.",
"Oh I know. I’m impressed at the transformation from chin beard/baby face to a half beard. I lost 70# and I thought losing chin would help. I guess I need a better sacrifice to the beard god",
"I've never been in that sub.\n\nBut if I had to imagine how dudes talked that were in there, this is def it. ",
"It's different for everyone. Everyone has different skin elasticity. It depends on age, hydration, how quickly you lose weight, and genetics. It generally gets better with time for everyone, just to varying degrees.",
"Yeah but you can see he's started from a pretty extreme start. That's why I am curious about his journey. ",
"When people lose a lot of weight, does the skin always stay stretched?",
"Incredible. Great job. ",
"I don’t think so Tim",
"What do you mean by \"naturally\"? ",
"Good progress man, keep it up!",
"Nice. Good work!",
"Home boy wants a little more than pics.",
"Al Bourlan?",
"Lookin' good!",
"Lookin' good my dude!\n\nThe left pic is amusing to me, just because your complexion makes it look like your face was photoshopped on. ",
"Bacon_Donut?\n\n",
"Good work dude.",
"Keep it up, man! Lookin sharp!",
"Nephew.",
"Probably just via diet and exercise as opposed to weight-loss surgery. ",
"Aye get it boy ",
"Came in to make a Richard Karn joke, thanks for filling in.",
"Happy for you former big people, but why do you all have facial hair",
"I wish I could photoshop a fence to cover up half of his face\n\n",
"This is so weird I had to up vote ",
"You look fantastic",
"What does that mean naturally? Like you stopped eating 9000 calories a day and you naturally lost weight? ",
"Fucking awesome job man!",
"Congrats dude ",
"Sure doesn't come off that way",
"The beard has always been the same length, but once the fat receded it exposed more of said beard.",
"Shirt checks out",
"It’s incredible to see how much the face changes too. Your skin looks healthier and your cheek bones and jawline shows. Great work OP, keep it up!",
"Getting cute there dude!",
"\"Naturally\" - t shirt \"Hard Work Always wins\"",
"Good job!!",
"And you grew a beard. Nice!",
"Wrong character, my dude.",
"Keep it up my man.. good shit",
"I was like bullshit, I just went to google a pic of him behind the fence to show you how WRONG you were, but have an upvote for my incorrect reference instead! ",
"Nice work stick too it 👍",
"You look a bit like Ozzy man from Ozzymanreviews",
"Damn it, you beat me ",
"Planet Fitness!",
"Hard vork pays off",
"You used to be so fat it forced your eyes to look smaller!",
"While I am impressed with your weight loss and the hard work and dedication it must have taken, I don't agree with the slogon that hard work always wins. The sad fact of life is that it often doesn't.",
"Nice work!!!!!!!!!",
"You look like a grown up Murph from Problem child 2",
"You workout at Planet Fitness? But good job! Keep at it",
"Congratulations. You lost so much weight that even your eyes look slimmer. ",
"On a show, it was. ",
"OP kinda looks like Markiplier",
"Your second chin morphed into a beard. Well done sir, well done. ",
"I came here to make a Greg Grunberg reference.",
"Way to go man!",
"It depends on a lot of factors, like how much weight is lost, how long you've been obese, your age, your genes, etc.\n\nI lost 140lb after bariatric surgery, and though I've got some tummy jiggle, it's not any worse than someone who's been pregnant. I have other friends who've lost similar amounts of weight after surgery, and they looked like melting candles.",
"https://imgur.com/2Kp3K76",
"God damn good job.",
"Alright now that you've lost that weight I can confidently say that in the left picture you look like that one ToonTown enemy.",
"Amazing! You look like a completely different person. Way to go!",
"why are you so incredibly snarky? holy crap. OP is accomplishing something *amazing*. the pics are jaw-droopingly impressive.\n\nhere in this sub people support one another",
"Maybe when they're finished they'll shave for that chiseled jawline. Totally worth it.",
"+1 Greg Grunberg, go find JJ Abrams, and he'll put you in his movies.",
"It took you 13 months to grow that scraggly beard? Hey man I guess progress is progress give it a couple years and you too can look like Hagrid. ",
"you look like that other dudes skinnier brother. great job! inspiration for sure.",
"AUEGHHHHUEAA? ",
"Fucking awesome man! Keep it up! You're a beast!",
"Without a time stamp, how do we know the photos aren't reversed?",
"Looking good, keep it up!",
"Nice",
"Weird. In the before pic your head looks too small like a pinhead, and in the after pic it looks too big like you're a homunculus or something. ",
"Wow!!!!!!!!!",
"Why did you post a picture of Doug Benson on the right?",
"He's not Asian, it's just a revolutionary new thing called 'getting sun.'",
"yes",
"Smile hasn't changed.",
"Proud of you! Keep up the good work!",
"Sus",
"Something in that look resembles Keanu Reeves :) Carry on and you'll end up as his doubler. Cheers",
"Keep it up bro! ",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Pretty sure he just turned into Jesse Cox",
"You opened a whole new account just so you could be an ass. He looks great.",
"Hard work DOES win! Way to go man!",
"Is that sub like /r/bigdickproblems ?\nEdit: no. No it is not",
"Congrats mate, keep it up!!!!!",
"You're an inspiration man. I'm planning on a gastric sleeve surgery this summer because no matter how hard I try I always fuck it up. I'm done being the fat guy. Keep it up!",
"Blue Wave 2018. Vote.",
"Fantastic work!! Good on you! ",
"The beard was a good decision.",
"Way to go, man",
"The pics are jaw droppingly ordinary, more like it. Every day there is someone with a progress picture and without fail gets elevated to the front page of Reddit... For doing something everyone and their mother promises they'll do every New Years.\n\nBy all means, kudos to the OP for losing weight, but for guys like you who think this is just so extraordinary, well thank you for justifying the existence of /r/shitpost. ",
"That's Tim, I take my job seriously, Taylor. ",
" Shirt should have said \"Hard Work Always Thins\"",
"Good job, you're still fat though so keep going. ",
"You look less like the guy on the left and more like the guy on the right.",
"Congratulations on finding your neck again!",
"looking great, dude :D Keep it up",
"Title: Naturally lost\n\nPic: Hard work\n\nSMH, people getting their panties in a wad because I point out an oxymoron in the post.",
"Great job!!!! Keep going buddy!!!!",
"Good work bro. Your 4k likes and front page has motivated me to lose some of my 360lbs",
"Heck yea dude.",
"Good work",
"I'm so torqued right now ",
"I call it ME.. two inches to the left.",
"But this sub is for pics and this is a picture.",
"Wow you use to be as wide as a barn door! Good job! keep it up!",
"[Open link in incognito window]",
"Great work bro! Keep burning it down!",
"i should marry myself? ",
"Fuckin gettin it dude!! Way to go ",
"Great job! I'll bet you feel great. There will be ups and downs, just stay postive.",
"The shape of his head even changed ",
"Not enough exposure for the Karma gains ",
"Those amphetamine pills work but aren't natural.",
"Congratulations on being reunited with your neck!",
"first time i've heard that one. thank you!! ",
"Good Shit Dude, Keep It Up!\n",
"I almost just clicked on the subreddit on my school computer before reading it",
"Lemme just pick my jaw up off the floor...",
"i'd link you to my instagram where i've tracked my entire journey but that isn't allowed here apparently. ",
"It means no gastric bypass surgery or other unnatural methods (liposuction)",
"They really need to fix the model clipping in /r/outside.",
"ahole",
"Good job!",
"My guess he means he didn't starve himself or do anything stupid",
"thank you!! ",
"13 months is a long time for growing that beard. You ought to be on wizard level by now.",
"thank you!! ",
"This post belongs on r/progresspics\n\nAlso that takes a hell of a lot of willpower, congrats OP.",
"You mean if you gain",
"Hey have you guys heard of bitcoin?",
"Have you had much work since heroes?",
"“Naturally lost” in this case means no surgical interventions like gastric bypass, band, etc. Just plain old diet and hard work. ",
"Awesome job man! Keep up the good work! It’s paying off! ",
"i do, it's cheap! ",
"Thought it was a play on words subreddit like /r/girlswithhugepussies or /r/butterflywings I was wrong! ",
"Dude, people like you who post their progress to Reddit, keep me going to the gym. \n\nYou’re doing amazing bud, and thank you for keeping a shmuck like me motivated.",
"Hot damn you good looking s.o.b! Keep up the good work!",
"But how are you taking the picture? I can see all five fingers. ",
"Losing weight is a process. He’s doing great.",
"You went from Johnny Vegas to Richard Karn.",
"And the public votes and decides what pictures they want to see. So in my opinion, like it or not stuff like this absolutely belongs in this sub.",
"On the left you look like O hare from the lorax😂😂",
"Are talking penis or fowl here? I'll take either but want to be prepared before i click.",
"the face is the first place it started coming off. ",
"Nice work bro, you look fantastic (and happy)",
"Great job! ",
"Well done!!! ",
"I refuse to accept planet fitness as a legitimate gym. ",
"cheers breaux",
"crushing it keep it up!",
"WOW! Congratulations u/garyspodcast! Enjoy your health and I hope your life continues to improve!",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.",
"Russian mob boss looks pretty cool.",
"Purple aki?",
"It means he ate well and/or exercised, as opposed to surgery.",
"naturally is in no surgery, pills, supplements, nothing. just working out 5 days a week and portion control. ",
"Usually, yes. Not much place your now-redundant skin can go to aside from staying and making you sag. It's not always going to happen and not always going to be terribly bad unless you've been fat for a while. Surgery is usually the method to remove excess skin if the person doesn't like it that much.",
"Replaced neck with neck-beard. All kidding aside: Nice work OP!",
"If you'd put on any more weight, you'd have gone full Kim Jong \n\nKudos dude ",
"You look like Snap Wexley",
"He was an absolute Unit before hand",
"It's incredible to see how big your beard looks now ;)",
"That's a real achievement. You've got every right to be proud.",
"Well done man, keep going 💪🏼",
"Are you on the keto diet? (/r/keto)",
"It's a meme from bodybuilding.com forums.. You'll find lots of these comments on r/fitness",
"naturally as in no surgery, pills, supplements etc. no gimmicks. just working out 5 days a week and portion control. ",
"Great fuckin job brother. Keep going. Do no stop.",
"From body positive to body more positive ",
"Awesome work man. Keep it up.",
"What have you been eating? (serious question: looking to eat better and do the same)",
"Good work, man!",
"Congrats man. Huge accomplishment. You lost some chins. Can I ask what sizes of clothing you were and are now?\n",
"What an amazing change! You look like a different person -- and probably feel like one, too. Congrats!!",
"+1, thanks for your awesome opinion, I may print and frame it to remember my interaction with you",
"I think I’m turning Japanese ",
"its slowly going down, but its all natural. no surgery of any kind. ",
"Keep it up dude. I wanna see the 2 year results!",
"I've never seen someone try to write that out. That seems... accurate.",
"You have added years onto your life!!!",
"On the left, you look like an older version of a guy my friend dated. On the right, you look like a younger version of a guy I work with.",
"You look amazing, awesome job😊 I’m trying to lose about 20ibs because I’m a 4’10 girl and a few pounds are very noticeable. ",
"Hard work is the best work! Keep it up man, here's to you achieving your personal fitness goals!",
"No gastric bypass. Not that I think they're a bad thing.",
"[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog)",
"My man! ",
": (",
"You can take a picture by pressing one of the volume buttons on the side :)",
"You can still get a decent workout there but with some exercises you just have to get creative. Besides OP is probably doing more cardio right now anyways.",
"Opened a new account? Don’t know what you’re talking about ",
">the face is the first place it started coming off.\n\n\nAre we seriously not doing \"Phrasing\" anymore?",
"good shit my dude",
"Keto? ",
"aware ",
"You are starting to look like Al Borson from Home Improvement ",
"I probably would have kept that to myself but you do you man.",
"Around 370",
"I'm liking this trend of sharing weight loss progress on this sub. Feelsgoodman",
"Graham from Masterchef?",
"Make sure you eat protein dude. I made the mistake of just doing cardio and not really trying to fill while losing a lot of weight. Now i got loose skin to deal with. But looking good dude! Keep going!",
"That's super awesome man! You honestly look so much happier! \n\nYou should be very proud it takes a lot to summon this kind of discipline and dedication!",
"I was thinking the same thing!",
"That’s awesome man, keep it up!",
"Good work dude!",
"Congrats! Looking Great! ",
"/r/SurpriseAlBorland",
"i was wearing a 5XL shirt and now i can wear XL. Size 54 pants, down to a 38. ",
"nice!",
"xxyShittyCakes;()",
"You look AMAZING! Congrats, man! Keep kicking ass :) ",
"Keep what part to myself?\n\n",
"it's been done before.",
"Nice, looking good dude!",
"Keep up the good work man ",
"good work",
"What was your diet like over these 13 months?",
"Awesome progress! Congrats on the lifestyle change and good luck as you continue! ",
"Mainly portion control for me. I'm a super picky eater. I don't follow a specific diet, i just stay under 1600 calories for the day. I also banned Soda, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King and Wendys.. all things that were a specific addiction problem for me. ",
"You look great! Congratulations. ",
"Holy fuck. I was looking at your Instagram like two days ago and here you are. The internet is beautiful ",
"Sweet now you resemble Adam the woo",
"I'm curios. How many calories do you have to eat a day to maintain the weight in picture 1? ",
"Down 90lbs in a year naturally, wears shirt that says hard work wins. The hardest work he did was not to eat 2 slices of cake.",
"Amazing work! You look so different you need a new license picture.",
"Fuck yeah buddy looking way better, congrats!",
"*hits blunt* i'd smash.",
"Aside from losing weight, it looks like you turned half-Asian as well!",
"FETCH THE BREASTPLATE SHRINKER",
"It's unfortunate reddit provides no mechanic by which users can determine which content they consider most worthy of receiving attention. Some kind of voting system perhaps.",
"I take it you think hard work is unnatural?",
"You look like matt parkman now from Hereos.",
"Thank you!! Quality of life continues to improve!! ",
"You look like a scumbag tbh",
"Is the iphone X worth it?",
"I knew it was too beautiful to be true ",
"Incredible achievement! Well done! ",
"90 to go",
"My Man! Don't forget to keep us posted.",
"Keep it up man! The hardest part is already over!",
"You went from looking like a complete loser to a normal dude, that's awesome, keep getting healthy!",
"eou.",
"I love the t shirt too.\n\nAs someone who spends too much time in the gym, (but can't seem to gain weight/mass, and gets very discouraged about my own self image,) I can't begin to fathom the effort you've made, and the mental toughness that you are developing. Your commitment is phenomenal. I look forward seeing another comparison in a few months too!",
"Assume that's Planet Fitness? I love their philosophy of being non-intimidating to everyone and the cheap price makes it a very low barrier to entry. If my small City didn't get one then I'd probably had never gotten a gym membership.\n\nGood work buddy!! Keep it up! 👍\n\nBefore someone comments, no I don't work for them. Just a gamer that's grateful for their existence to help keep me in shape.",
"Fuck yeah bud. You made my day. Progress not perfection!",
"Get some, brother!",
"\"Jaw-droopingly\" I'll say, he didn't even have a neck",
"Someone fetch the breastplate un-stretcher!",
"Will have to get some new suits now ;)",
"LANAAAA!!",
"Fuck sake. I can never not laugh at that one.",
"Face GAINS are the best.\n\nEdit: face gains are great, not sure why I'd get downvoted over a positive comment. ",
"And even without a big smile in the “after” photo, it’s obvious that you look a lot happier. Props for the hard work, friend. ",
"Very much no",
"You look great! You’re a very handsome guy!",
"Let it go, \"twiztedterry\".",
"Kelp goin dude! You look great!",
"holy crap dude thats incredible! well done and keep going because you're an inspiration to us all.",
"Keep going! Patience, Consistency, Hard Work, Love Yourself! Thats the big \"secret\" to all this. You got this!! ",
"did you grow a beard? There is something different about you.....",
"Always nice to see an inspiring positive change in someone's life (:\nNice going man!",
"His mom calls it 'bloomies'",
"u/nikosent",
"Impressive, great job.",
"You even lost shoulder weight",
"Great? Lol",
"Do you still have that jacket? ",
"Meanwhile in africa",
"But how do you feel?",
"Not even close",
"Wow keep up the good work! What have you done to be successful?",
"good to be back ;) ",
"Nice work OP!",
"What's your workout regime like?",
"Cause he still has no jawline, the beard hides it",
"aardvark pays off. ",
"TIL losing 90lbs nets you an iPhone X",
"Nah; just casual photos of massive cocks",
"Without first image that would be funny",
"I don't usually browse all, but saw this here and figured I'd drop a comment. Great work dude! You should be proud of yourself and the time and dedication it took to get there. Cheers.",
"Great job! :)",
"My jawline just started to take shape a couple weeks ago. It’s so awesome to look in the mirror and go “there’s the handsome devil. Where’d you go?”",
"You can do it! Patience, consistency, hard work, love yourself. Thats the big \"secret\" to all this. Go for it! ",
"I don’t think that’s the reason. I’m not a former “big” guy, but I have facial hair because it sucks to have to shave every single day. It grows too damn quickly. ",
"You now are half the man you used to be.",
"Rockstar ",
"Niche.",
"From Fatty Soprano to Shane Smith in 13 months!",
"wow good for you homie",
"So many fat people look so good under all that chub. I reckon you're gonna be pretty darn handsome when you're at the end goal weight :)",
"The result is a new iphone!",
"Mate, that is incredible work! Good for you! ",
"i like it, maybe i should put it on a shirt :) ",
"The meth I use is all natural. 100% gmo free too!",
"Killing it buddy! Keep it up. ",
"I was thinking Greg Grunberg from Heroes. ",
"Oh for fucks sake... lol",
"Heck yeah man, keep it up",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xyO91dizQ&t=23s",
"Congrats man! Good job",
"Thank you for this!",
"Oh I'm sure you will take either. ",
"Thank you. You got this!! ",
"People always lose 90 in the first 13 months?",
"Fuck yeah, dude! \n",
"Wow. These are two different people. It’s amazing when I see the transformation of people who have lost a lot of weight. Kudos to ya. \n\nPs...you’re now a sexy bitch!",
"Congratulations! You look great! I bet you feel great too!",
"Did you use any technology to track your progress? Just wondering what helped you stay in track. Also .. congratulations on the progress. ",
"You were an absolute unit.",
"At first I thought you said 90 pounds in 3 months and I was like HOLY FUCK! Then I saw it was 13 months and it made more sense haha. Congratulations man! Keep up the hard work!",
"What the fuck dude?",
"Lookin like thicc kylo ren",
"Looking good!!!!",
"In awe at the size of this before pic. Absolute unit.",
"Amazing! What were the big changes you made?",
"Not with portion control. I've lost 100 lbs on keto. Haven't controlled any portions. ",
"Nice",
"Congrats bro! Feels good don't it",
"Hubba hubba ",
"Congrats man! You should take an after photo in that suit, too. I bet that thing swallows you whole now.\n\nIt's also fun to think about the equivalent of what you lost. That's like 2 of the big sacks of dog food that is no longer on your body.",
"Yes.",
"Amazing results well done you. You give me hope that I can do the same",
"There's not much of a beard to kempt. How should he kempt it?",
"I wish people would post shirtless so people see the damage to skin because of it. I would have kept my 100lbs on if I knew. ",
"I like to think that this is how it was spelled in the scripts of Home Improvement episodes ",
"R/pics = dead",
"Amazing results well done you. You give me hope that I can do the same",
"On the left you look like a Russian dictators son and on the right you look like you're going to show me how to fix stuff preferably with duct tape. Lol",
"Inspiring ! Thank you for sharing!\n",
"Congtats brother keep it up. Never forget what that shirt says it is the truth. ",
"Kyle Kinane?",
"Fully torqued bro",
"Way to go buddy! Way to go!",
"Same post, same comments. Jesus christ. \"Durrr, how did you do it?\" \"Hey, your face got skinnier!\" \"If it's not too personal, what was your routine?\" Fuck off. ",
"Just went there, still can't tell if it's straight guys trolling or not",
"You used to look like a member of the Russian maffia",
"Nice Apple Watch. I too am bullied by my own wrist into getting up and walking around. ",
">You went from looking like a complete loser to a normal dude\n\n\nWow, that’s pretty harsh. He’s clean, neatly dressed, his hair is cut and styled nicely. How does he look like a loser? He’s just overweight.",
"congrats man and keep it up! i lost over 200lbs and the weirdest thing to me was that my shoe sizes shrank a ton!",
"please do! also congratulations of the weight loss !!",
"Nice work, dude.",
"My old boss would say this to me in lieu of a \"no\" response for the decade plus that I worked for him. I get triggered every time I see it.",
"I think you look great, man! Fantastic transformation! I like the beard, too. I wish I had the drive to do the same...",
"the left is the definition of \"absolute unit\"",
"He lost weight and turned into Shane Smith",
"Can someone please teach me how to filter all these fucking progress pics",
"No, it was surely scripted as (Tim Grunts)",
"Wow man, keep at it ",
">portion control\n\nWas this by choice, or were you not able to scavenge enough scrap for Unkar Plutt?",
"Fucking r/pics. ",
"Wow! So proud of you and your determination!",
"90 lbs = 40,82 kg",
"Dude, that's incredible, good for you, keep it going.",
"Damn son! You look great!",
"Yeah fair enough, I'm the opposite lol. Had to shave once a month now it's once every 2 weeks to keep it clean (22 yo). I also grow no chest/back/very little arm hair. Genetics are strange.",
"Good job, man. ",
">cage free, organic meth\n\nlol this mental image",
"And this is my favorite question when I see this. How do you feel now?? Anxiety gone? Energy level? What other changes did you notice or not expect aside from the weight loss?",
"90 lbs = 40,82 kg",
"What was your trick to portion control? \n\n\nDid you only put a certain amount on your plate and not get seconds? Did you just stop when you started feeling satiated? Drink water before the meal? Etc.",
"i have a pic on my IG of me wearing the shirt a month or so ago. It covered my entire body so i wore it with nothing else on. ",
"Sunsets are cool as fuck but seeing a picture of a sunset all the time gets old real fucking fast.",
"slow down!",
"He kinda looks like Markiplier",
"you sexy l'il bitch",
"You lost 90lbs but your goatee put on a few",
"Looking good!!",
"the left side looks better, sorry, but i won't lie to you.",
"If hard work was the only thing that mattered we would all just work hard and get everything we ever want",
"Banned soda, mcdonalds, taco bell, wendy's, burger king. Work out 5 days a week and stay under 1600 calories. ",
"That's one thing that I always notice, everyone looks more attractive and just plain healthier. ",
"There's a difference between making a New Years Resolution to lose weight and actually losing 90 pounds.\n\nAnd by no means is it ordinary to lose 90 pounds. ",
"Man that joke is exactly what came to mind when I saw the picture for this post. \n\nGood job OP! Keep up the work. ",
"thats a first. i'll take it! ",
"360 lbs = 163,3 kg ",
"It's the chin, paleness, bad black suit combo",
"Looks like more than 90 pounds ",
"Adam the Woo?",
"Wow....\n\nAs a 150kg guy I hope to emulate you one day.",
"Beards are in. Masculinity increase (possible societal backlash from metro sexualism). Hide double chin. Laziness. ",
"Arsenic is natural. Something being natural or not says nothing of its safety or effectiveness. ",
"and your clothing style still sucks",
"my fitness pal and posted every workout on my IG.",
"Great job man, I admire your willpower and determination. \n\nMay I ask what your motivation was that finally made you decide it was time?",
"Fuck yeah! Nice work!",
"Wow you look more asian after you lost weight ",
"You mean rocket man?",
"Congratulations, you lost 70% of me, a skinny, 6'1 guy.",
"You’re probably right, but a man can dream.",
"I would like there to be a sub for descriptions which seem to refer to dicks, but the referenced objects are completely SFW. ",
"Damn man! Respect for that hard work. ",
"thats awesome my dude! keep up the hard work!",
"Keep going bro!",
"richard karn is filling in your mom rn",
"Awesome transformation, keep it up!",
"Great work, man. \n\nThe new frequent need for new fitting clothes is the worst part about this process, imo. \n\nHope you feel as great as you look.",
"Lost a bunch of weight, gained alot more quality of life. Sleeping better, not waking up in pain. Plenty of energy! ",
"Porn and gore are pics too. So are memes and screenshots. \n\nWhy can't we post those? Why do we even have rules?\n\n/s",
"About 5 days a week.",
"Hell yeah buddy! Keep it up. Have a plan for getting back on the wagon after a cruise, injury or any other setback. Looking good my friend!",
"Well done mate",
"Respect dude. I could only workout once a week because it was so hard for me to get myself to do it, but i got to normal weight with less eating regardless. Your dedication is admirable",
"Your defense is that you thought it referred to poultry large enough to win agricultural fair competitions ",
"When people in this sub stop wanting to see these pics, they'll stop upvoting them.",
"Congrats man! ",
"WOW! Good for you bro!",
"Not OP, but calorie tracking apps are super helpful. You don’t realize how many calories certain things have until you start logging them. 2100 calories is a lot smaller (but definitely enough for me) than I used to imagine\n\nEdit: Also, eating until you “feel satiated” will basically be non-existent for a few weeks. It took me a while to adjust to the proper caloric intake and I was “hungry” for days",
"It's not ordinary to lose the weight...\n\nIt's ordinary to see a daily thread about weight loss here. ",
"You kinda look like Greg Grunberg now. Nice! ",
"Well you're controlling your portion of carbs to 0 :P",
"Everyone's heavier shot is always the super pale version of themselves.",
"Fuck yeah, that's the way to do it. Fuck the dangerous shortcuts, just get in the gym and grind it out. That's something you can be proud of every day. Keep it up, my guy",
"Man you look pretty different. Is that a stand-in on the left or right? ;)",
"Bless up! 🙌🏼🍾",
"Your lighter self looks a lot like [Greg Grunberg](https://i.imgur.com/xgrWdFu.png) with lighter hair color.",
"New favorite sub, thanks.",
"yea \"NATURAL\" ",
"Keep it up man, I know you probably don't want to hear it right now but the hard part is still to come - maintaining the weight lose. I dropped 90lbs 6years ago after a breakup, it took 3yrs to gain it back. Now I'm looking at needing to repeat the process. \n\nMaintaining is hard af because you stop getting that positive feedback each week from dropping weight and frankly it's hard to keep working out 5-6 days a week forever. Good luck!",
"Aw yisssss. \n\n\nCool bro.",
"You hold your phone weird",
"Great work! Keep killing it",
"Looking good man. Keep it up!",
"Excellent work. You look great!",
"Matt-a ParkMan!",
"Uh oh, Xbox live is leaking",
"Dude’s just looking for some extra good vibes. No harm in that. ",
"Yeah, I'm kind of amazed at how accurate that is, I immediately knew what he meant and could hear it in my head!",
"Suit up again. 👍",
"Bravo, Richard Karn. Bravo! ",
"You traded in your extra neck for a beard.",
"Adam the Woo?",
"313lb bigboi here! Lost 64 in the last 5 months too :D Keep it up man! It's an inspiration for the rest of us to keep going!",
"i was tired of living in pain each and every day mainly. ",
"I'm not convinced that's the same person in each photo.",
"Why does reddit love all these fat fucks losing weight? You were never supposed to be that fat. Same with the drug addicts who come clean. ",
"Really? I was wondering if he's ever seen dead people.",
"Are you asking if he helped Tim Allen traffic cocaine and if that's how he lost all the weight? ",
"Its a night and day transformation. Congrats! Keep going!\nlose the beard (or change it). ",
"That's awesome dude! ",
"How many calories a day, does one have to eat to get this big?",
"Well done! I am so proud of you Andrew!",
"crushing it dude",
"Your phone holding style makes me anxious.\n\nGood on you brother, keep up the good work and I'm happy for you!",
"He says he cuts at below 1600 cals a day while lifting/cardio multiple times a week. Obviously he isn't finished yet, but I'm not sure what's your definition of hard work? Cutting at that low cal ain't pez ",
"he has a beard hiding his jawline??\n\nlooking good op, keep it up",
"Awesome! Good job",
"Great job sir!!!",
"Great job! Keep up the hard work. It is paying off!",
"Eating less always makes you thinner\n",
"You went from mob boss to young Richard Karn. Good work man",
"My dreams about a grunting Tim the Tool-Man Taylor are nobody's business but my own, thank you.",
"That burning fat joke was really good!",
"Freaking awesome!!! Good job man...",
"1600 calories is way to low for a healthy man, you might get a heavy rebound because you are now starving yourself right now. During staving you are losing fat and muscle. My fitbit Alta HR says i consum about 3500 calories when im active. Im 176cm - 85 kilo @ 24%fat. A healty calories undercut is 500 calories a day.",
"What dangerous shortcut? Bariatric medicine exists as a specialty because some people need it. There’s no wrong way to lose weight assuming you’re not engaging in disordered habits. Being super morbidly obese is far more dangerous than any medical intervention. \n\nPeople can’t “get in the gym and grind it out” when they’re so fucking fat (or have so many comorbidities) that the effort would kill them, assuming they were even still able to engage in any physical activity that was more involved than breathing. ",
"On the other hand if you want to gain some weight while working out, 2300 calories while eating healthy can be surprisingly much. ",
"Beards on the wrong side.",
"Thought that shirt said winner winner chicken dinner from the thumbnail. But hey, good job man! Looking great.",
"During that same time period, people knew very little about health.",
"Chubby markiplier. You could honestly be his twin i think.",
"Proud of you!",
"Congrats! Keep it up brother!!",
"I’ll be the first one to say you look better before you lost weight",
"/r/loseit ",
"He looks like Markplier lol",
"Yeah that would have triggered me, too. Thats just BEGGING your employees to slash your tires or piss in your coffee.",
"I did that for a while but it's laborious! It almost encouraged me to eat some premade meal or fast food that was in the app already so I didn't have to log the ingredients of the meal.",
"And weigh out your food! Try to avoid eyeballing it",
"That's fucking awesome. I appreciate your willpower. Congrats ",
" Lol I had a very similar thought ",
"I'm a straight guy and you got downright handsome, my dude! Keep up the good work!",
"deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.4216 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/83371)",
"Its not the color, its the eyelids and cheekbones.",
"These are the only posts I consistently upvote. Keep it up man! You look great. ",
"I would",
"Usershirt checks out. ",
"Nice work on the neckbeard. You’ll fit right in",
"Your double chin turned into a beard.\n\nGood on you mate!",
"Man fuck you. ",
"I don't think so, Tim.",
"Especially when you want extra protein.\n\n\"I don't want any more eggs!\"",
"Congrats man keep up the work. I think you grained more eyebrows in the process. ",
"This guy became genuinely handsome in 12 months. Grats OP",
"Lookin' good! ",
"I found an autographed picture of him once, he wrote \"Take care of your tools! RRR\" \n\nIt took me a while to realize that he was writing out his other grunt. ",
"Came to post this - man I miss his comedy!",
"Damn right! You are an excellent individual. Stay motivated friend!",
"😂 ",
"Wow! Looking great! Good job!",
"It's not ordinary to have 90 pounds to lose",
"now Deftones can have two lookalike singers!\nGreat!",
"I see It all sorts of ways and I kind of like them all. What's Tim Allen up to these days? Probably nothing noteworthy, he should just record himself pronouncing 500 versions of his trademark.",
"We’re still talking about the picture of his upper body right?",
"Hard work always wins because it gets the better of me and I have to quit. I don’t need this guy’s shirt to remind me of this...",
"And you can obviously see he decreased his volume.",
"What sort of diet changes did you make in addition to portion control?",
"Fuck yea dude. Keep moving forward. ",
"Damn, imagine how good you’ll look once you lose the rest",
"How did you do it?",
"You look absolutely amazing! I'm sure you feel a lot better as well. Great job!!!!",
"Damn dude. That’s amazing. Keep up the good work! Looking better and better!",
"healthy looks good on you",
"Must be the third brother that was adopted, Sal Borland.",
"Aren't you that cop guy from heroes?'",
"It is a labor, but it’s worth it. It lead to me doing a lot of meal planning. Cooking up five chicken breasts and other sides on Monday for the week. Which in turn cut down on lazy, impulse, “I’ll just go out to eat tonight” occurences",
"He said he ate below 1600 cals daily on another comment. Not sure on his macro split",
"OP does count. Can't just post a pic of a different person- anyone can do that. ",
"Wow! You look great. Well done my friend ",
"Duuuuude. Gratz",
"Can we just rename this sub /r/iusedtobeafatfuckbutnowimnotgivemekarma ",
"Very awesome of you.... congratulations!!!",
"Well done and congratulations!! You look healthy! ",
"I lost 100 and mine are still the same - 13 wide. It’s hard to find any shoes at stores! ",
"What do you mean naturally? Healthy eating, working out, or both? Looking great. ",
"good job my man",
"it does, it always wins\n",
"And?",
"I never did invest in a scale but there were times it would have helped for sure!",
"hard work most certainly does not always win",
"Git r dun big guy",
"I'm currently 60 pounds over weight. My face is the first place I gain weight and the last place I lose it. \n\nWhen you say you lost the weight naturally. Do you mean through diet and exercise?",
"Til: when you lose weight you gain the power of telepathy.",
"are you markiplier? ",
"Great job! Keep it up :)\n\nIf you ever need an accountabil-a-buddy you PM me or anyone here yeah? We got you.",
"God damn how much better do u feel. ",
"Absolutely agree! I'm 31 days in with an app and it makes a huge difference. I'm working on getting to the results as the OP has seen!",
"Is your shirt printed backwards? Excellent work man.",
"Nice work man!!!",
"Nice work man congrats - Don't stop now!",
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"Nah, it's just easier to lift the lip. It weighs less!",
"Wait wait wait..............you're saying *anyone* can lose weight with portion control and working out regularly?\nPffffft............I know a scam when I see one. ",
"You are an inspiration, OP. Keep it up!!",
"Jokes on you Asians hate the sun \n\nSource: my mother ",
"Looking good! Keep it up!",
"Plus the fact that he's clearly (maybe not exactly obvious) in a planet fitness.",
"These are some of my favorite posts on Reddit. Good on you man. So much respect for your discipline and hard work!",
"I don't think so tim.",
"Tim the Toolman Pirate",
"damn bro. smashing it. Congrats!",
"congrats!!! thats awesome. Keep it up! ",
"And should if there's a possibility of a grain shortage or just poor yield from hunting for a few months",
"I've read the newest fat is the first to burn. You are doing great man. I lost about 100 pounds myself and it took about the same amount of time. Your life will continue to improve. Many blessings to you. ",
"Like a fucking boss! GJ playa!",
"Well of course, and showing bone structure doesn't mean you're malnourished. ",
"I know that purple. I work out there too. :)",
"..except most of the public upvote literally anything, mindlessly scrolling and not even paying attention to what sub it's posted to. If we said \"if the public upvotes it, it belongs there\" we would get incest porn in /r/worldnews, cooking tips in /r/bitcoin, and game of thrones theories in /r/science.",
"Thanks for the true inspiration. You look awesome! Could you go more specifically into your workout regimen? How long were you at the gym each day and what workout routine did you have?\n\nAs far as tracking portion control, did you avoid eating out at places that you couldnt measure foods yourself?\n\nIm trying to lose 100lbs (in my high 200's).",
"You are probably too hard on yourself. I’m sure you are making progress and that your effort in the gym shows. Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break. You are good enough.",
"I'm a simple man; I see a progress pic in r/pics I down vote. I wish more people did the same",
"I'm not into dudes or anything but you're fucking cute man",
"What's up OzzyMan",
"It's why none of that stuff ever worked for me. Keto is easy tho, I don't track shit and down 35 lbs since october.",
"Dudes going to be stealing all the pussy in a just a few months! Save some for the rest of us. Nice work OP.",
"Fuck yeah, dude!",
"Great work!",
"Hell yeah!\nProud of you, brother!\nKeep up the good work. ",
"Fucking great work man, on the way to a better you!",
"Umm, I don't think that is a normal response when you get told no in a sarcastic way.",
"You got your neck and chin back!\n",
"You're looking like Adam the Woo! And that is a compliment! AH SHIT SON!!!!!!",
"Ok so you only want extraordinary pictures and not pictures of extraordinary circumstances or that represent extraordinary things. \n\nThis doesn't seem like the right sub for that. I'm sure there's a more photography focused sub out there. ",
"You rock man. Keep up the fantastic work!",
"Nice work op. Hopefully I can get my shit together one day too. ",
"Hell yeah, dude! You're a badass! ",
"Jeezus fuck. That sub makes me feel... so inadequate. Damn...\n",
"You look like Al from Home Improvement",
"I wish he was right, but hard work doesn't always win in this world, unfortunately. Good job on the weight loss though.",
"How do you lose weight naturally?",
"I saw that immediately.",
"That’s actually fairly normal! I’m down 150 lbs., and have had most of it off for almost ten years now. Had to go about half a size smaller with shoes.\n\nI thought I was flat-footed. Turns out I have a normal arch, like we’re supposed to. It was the extra weight that flattened my feet out.\n\nIf anyone is wondering how I lost the weight, it was simple calories in and calories out. I shorted myself 1,000 calories a day and that took off two pounds a week. Exactly how science says it works.\n\nDo not listen to the big fat liars in the HAES/fat acceptance movements. They lie. They lie because they’re like alcoholics with food. They eat compulsively and lie to justify their addiction. It’s the same as a drunk insisting that they need to drink constantly and that it should be OK to drive drunk because they have to be drunk. Don’t buy it.\n\nUse an online calorie calculator to figure out how many calories you use a day. Then eat fewer calories. Every 3,500 calories you don’t consume takes off one pound. I shorted myself 1,000 calories a day, which is 7,000 a week, which took off two pounds. According to science and my scale, that’s exactly what happened.\n\nAnyone can do this. If you want to lose weight, adjust your diet. It really is that simple. Exercise is fantastic and you absolutely should exercise, but weight loss happens in the kitchen. Again, do not listen to the lies.",
"your mom is leaking for richard karn rn",
"Old copypasta from the Misc forums on Bodybuilding.com",
"Take care if your tools what??? Did he ever finish the sentence? Not cool to leave you hanging like that. ",
"We need to change the \"progress\" tag to \"result\". ",
"Old copypasta from the Misc forums on Bodybuilding.com",
"Oh no.. now youre wearing obnoxious t-shirts and making progress posts on reddit. I would've chosen death.",
"That's very impressive man, well done!\n\nWhat's the next target? ",
"Good job man ! \n\nOne joke, your beard din”t grown an inch ! \nYour face shrunk :) \n\nVery impressive :)",
"Where is your shirt from? I neeeeeed it!",
"Nice job!!!!",
"Old copypasta from the Misc forums on Bodybuilding.com",
"The hardest part is starting, after you start hold yourself accountable. ",
"Is it mean to say you look like a slightly chubby markiplier? Otherwise, great job!",
"We can see your bone structure!\n\nThe face is the slowest part I shed fat. Genetics and all that jazz. But it shows anyway.\n\nKeep being an inspiration my dood!",
"Top work, shagger",
"Now that is impressive",
"[I don't always think](https://i.imgur.com/GJA6Ujk.png)",
"Your berries pic looks like that dude from bettlejuice ",
"You look 10 years younger, no joke.",
"Keep up the good work! ",
"Why are you holding your phone like that?",
"Nice work man you look good. Keep it up",
"I didn't see that one coming either. I dropped about a size after 100lbs. I can see why my knees hated me if I was pancaking my feet so bad",
"Now you look like Adam the Woo.",
"Cutting soda alone is such a MASSIVE help...so many people could see a world of progress from that one change.",
"You reclaimed your neck!",
"...that's why it's not ordinary to lose 90lbs. You shouldn't get a pat on the back for fixing what you fucked up in the first place",
"This will never get old",
"Fucking congrats dude!",
"Great work man. I went from 260 to 170 in 9 and I’ve been staying around 180 since I lost it 2 years ago. It’s a journey you’ll be on for the rest of your life but it is beyond worth it. I’ve never been happier overall with myself. ",
"I saw this and instantly knew what this was. ",
"it is when its for 10+ years.",
"If you have a problem with ordinary, you probably shouldn't stick to such a broad sub like /r/pics. I get your point, although your execution came off as snobby. Try /r/extraordinarypics rather than expect a broad sub to post specific memorable things. Or try /r/snobby, you might fit in!",
"Nice work man!",
"That's amazing - I tip my hat to you sir.",
"You became an Asian.",
"Nice shirt",
"If you weren't you and the two guys in the picture were to work out next to you how would you judge them? ",
"Absolutely awesome work my man. You've come a long way already.",
"Man you are one hardworking dude. So proud of you, random internet stranger! Thanks for the additional motivation as well :)",
"You look like your dream job is a comedian.",
"I'm 40% back baby",
"You look great man!! keep up the awesome work!!",
"Looking samt and good😉\nWell done!",
"Great Job, keep it up",
"I don’t even know you. But I’m proud of you.",
"Ozzyman is that you mate ?",
"Of. It never said if. I totally didn't edit my post. Ignore the asterisk.",
"Chino Moreno?",
"Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! You're fucking awesome. ",
"Handles are allowed @garycantrell",
"You started out as that banker from Despicable Me, and now you look a little like Markiplier.",
"Beard looks great op. Great work on the weight loss keep it up.",
"Keep up the good work, man! You've come a long way!",
"iPhone X for scale",
"Great job man keep it up!",
"Nah man, 1600 is fine for a cut. 3500 is a pretty large amount. I eat that much when I'm bulking, and I'm a powerlifter.",
"That's a sexy man right there.",
"Awesome, dude! Keep it up!",
"Otho?!?!!\n\n\nBut seriously awesome job dude ",
"\"Hi! This is Mike from\" List25\"\"",
"But the sun is... Outside.",
"My thoughts exactly. I'm very overweight - if I lost 90 lbs, you bet your ass I'd be posting about it everywhere too! Impressive feats like this (that are literally saving his life, as well) deserve plenty of validation and extra good vibes. :)",
"I first saw them on mma forums. I found out that it came from somewhere else later.",
"looking like Adam the Woo!",
"Naturally?",
"Not really, you just learn that the annoying phrase means no, and do your job. \n\nThe boss probably thought it was endearing or funny, and probably didn't say that when it was a more serious matter in his eyes. I have dealt with annoying bosses in my life, and never did I feel like slashing their tires or pissing in their coffee over it.",
"Way to go congrats.",
"> It's a meme from bodybuilding.com forums.. You'll find lots of these comments on [r/fitnesscockinmymouth](https://www.reddit.com/r/fitness)\n \n\n \n\n \n\nFTFY",
"A pretty easy method besides using apps like myfitnesspal is put things like pasta etc... in big jars and write the portion size in grams on the top. Then just weigh it before you use it, same goes for sauces etc... ",
"Hey guys it’s Scarce here",
"Mods are a thing yknow. \n\nedit: make mods a thing here if you dont want it to be solely based on voting. or cant really complain.",
"Wow dude, you showed him! ",
"Keep up the good work boss!",
"Now you just look like Chaz Bono",
"It's not a \"bad\" thing and probably medically required sometimes.\n\nBut you definitely deserve an extra pat on the back for doing it naturally. Clearly it is much more difficult thing to do both physically and mentally especially with this size to begin with.",
"Wow, read that as SFW and assumed it would be chickens or something. Opened that in the middle of a packed hospital waiting room. ",
"To be fair getting in shape is extremely easy. Happy he is working on it! But everybody else can too so a lot of the negative posts are due to this being on the front page despite being something anyone can do by being less gluttonous ",
"How much does it help using your apple watch? ",
"Found the other fatty ",
"You used to have the shoulders of a supervillains bodyguard ",
"Great job man. Keep it up!",
"Great work! Keep it up",
"If that’s what you look like losing 90 lbs, then you’re going to look amaaaazing when you lose another 90! Keep it up man.",
"You were not, by chance, a librarian before you lost weight were you?",
"so what happens to all the clothes that no longer fit\n\n...VV Boutique ?",
"Awww Yeah. Fucking Beast!",
"Weight loss without portion control is impossible. Keto kills your appetite so you automatically portion control without even realizing it",
"In that first pic the suit and broad shoulders make you look like a mafia guy with some nickname like Benito the BrickHouse ",
"You mean Mattuh Pawkman?",
"T-shirt checks out. Nicely done!",
"Question for you about this- did you always feel a bit hungry when you were cutting calories?\n\n\nA trick I've been doing lately is instead of grabbing a beer (god I love beer) I'll grab a La Croix about 25% of the time. haha I'm working on it.\n\n\nThe hard part is always feeling hungry!",
"Looking good! Keep it up!",
"Good for you man, keep that shit up!\n",
"i use it to track my workouts mainly. watching heart rate and calories burned.. also miles tracked when on runs. it's been huge for me! ",
"He doesn't look great honestly. ",
"Hey man nice to see your change.. im happy for you man!",
"Essential oils. Duh.",
"what **INCREDIBLE** progress!! is there a way to \"unnaturally\" lose weight?",
"Looking good man",
"May we see that picture man? \nIt is great to see such a great effort, congrats! ",
"Congratulations! That's fantastic, I'm proud of you, and thanks for sharing!",
"Keep it up!!",
"Lol i just went there. It’s funny assuming the guys posting expecting girls to be like omg give me your dick but it’s mostly gay dudes talking about their “man pussy” commenting. Lmao",
"Well done!",
"Well done OP! Looking great. ",
"\"hard work always wins\"\n\nyou aint won yet tubby",
"\"Hard work always wins.\" \n\nCareful there. Guaranteed that Redditors will hate on that statement. ",
"i think thats awesome!! congrats on all your progress and hard work! i'm in this for life. overstocked on patience ready for the long haul! so many wanna win the race tomorrow. i'm just happy to be a participant in the race. ",
"Good for you, you look great! ",
"Great Job!!!",
"head looks so big now ",
"i hope you remember this comment you made next time you try to do something to improve yourself. ",
"Depends on your definition of \"in shape\" I guess. I agree though this doesn't belong in r/pics, but regardless I don't care what anyone says, cutting at 1600 cals isn't easy",
"Lmao",
"Matt Parkman?",
"nice job man!!!",
"I need to drop 20 kilos, I've been going for 30 minute hikes everyday, picking up the intensity, cut soda and chips out of my diet. I'm trying to get to the point that I can go jogging for more than 2 minutes without getting winded. Any advice?",
"It’s like a ad for a health app on Apple Watch and iPhone X!",
"Username checks out.",
"Is it wrong to think he kinda looks like a douche in both pictures?\n\n*Sigh, shallow thoughts.*\n\n**Course correction... Awesome, keep at it man!**",
"> jaw-droopingly impressive.\n\nyou are easily impressed",
"~~There is no rule against it.~~ \n \nEdit: I misunderstood his comment ignore me",
"> What was your trick to portion control?\n\nShovel less food into your mouth. There's no \"trick\" to not overeating.",
"Great work!! Congratulations :)",
"Not done yet. Keep going!",
"What do you do? Drink water, no soda? Did you stop eating after 6? Quit drinking beer/ smoking? I must know! You look great!! Congrats. ",
"Combine your old hair with your new beard.",
"Not sure if it's happening in your case, but I myself have lost 80 lbs and posted on here, and there were so many negative comments. Just in case that is happening to you, I just want to tell you how amazing you're doing! You look awesome, congratulations on the weight loss so far and still to come! You rock!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Probably down 91 lbs. without the beard",
"Yeah but without the context from the title the pic is uninteresting. \n\nSubmissions here shouldn't rely on sob stories, progress explanations etc. It should just be a title saying what the pic is not a story about it.\n\n\n\nBut people here eat this shit up for some reason.",
"I thought everybody knew that. ",
"The face transformation is always my favorite indicator of the weight loss. Good job, dude, keep up the hard work.",
"Congrats, King! ",
"r/woosh",
"True ! I meant just like not unhealthy, rather than fit. Good point",
"Lumberjacks are sexy",
"You are so cool, Holy",
"Wow you look so much better! Keep up the good work!",
"Gary! You've come a long way from the time when we were 13 years old playing Sonic 2 and eating Pizza Hut in your basement in the 90's, man. Fantastic!",
"Lmao",
"Oh, that's why people are being dicks. Usually the /r/loseit subreddits are the most positive places on Reddit.",
"Very impressive. \n\nBe proud of your journey so far.",
"Congrats!\n\nHow did you do it? Lifestyle changes? Diet ? ",
"Ah, I misunderstood your /s. I misread your post as an argument for the rules and the implication that progress pics are barred by them. \n \nEdit: damn you guys are brutal",
"Ah yeah fair enough. When I started using one I realised some of my common foods I'd guessed way off for. Now I mostly just input the weight of a tbsp or whatever in MyFitnessPal for my commonly eaten foods.",
"Doug Benson was on Home Improvement?",
"[Parkman?](https://imgur.com/a/Fg68K)",
"You're evolving into Keanu!",
"I don't know what you're talking about. Myself and everyone I know on keto are always hungry/hungryish. ",
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"Why only these... Thats dumb.",
"Well done. I’m down 22.5kg by calorie counting and doing cardio at gym. Hoping to see results like this in a similar time. \n\nAgain, well done! ",
"Dude, if you shave the beard you'll look even thinner....or do it when you hit your goal...then grow it back. \n\nGreat job!",
"\"My friends come up to me and are all 'You look like you've lost weight! I can see it in your face!' and my response is 'Jesus, how big was my head?'\" \n\n-Jon Pinette. (RIP)",
"I wish that was the case for me. I still got 10 chins. ",
"congrats on your loss!! for me it was finding an exercise that i liked, i got into rock climbing, started walking more and cutting calorie intake, the weight just fell off. cutting out alcohol and sugary drinks was the key to success among other things.",
"Always good to get 50% results early instead of finishing.",
"That was a pretty cool suit though",
"You don't look like a cop anymore. ",
"That's awesome! Congrats!!!",
"I’ll die before I surrender, [Tim](https://youtu.be/8iglhkgiQSQ)",
"Second one is a little different from the first there, huh?!\n2nd is most definitely NSFW for anyone wondering.",
"congrats on the weight loss, i hope you find some shoes!",
"Awesome job buddy!",
"First I recognize the the Planet Fitness gym, been going. Second I see the apple watch with the Nike+ sportband. I love mine! Awesome work! I hope to follow your lead. Although my journey is just beginning. \n",
"Literally the entire point of keto is killing your appetite/ insulin response. It does nothing in terms of speeding up your metabolism or changing your maintenance calories. Your weight loss is still at the mercy of calories in calories out",
"Haha, I’ve seen people try, but never have I seen such a perfect collection of letters to represent that sound so well ",
"Great job man! Question if I may. In the picture on the left we cant see if you're wearing a ring. If you were already married did you have to resize the ring? If you werent married before, what motivated you to get fit? New marriage/kids or just to get healthy? ",
"Fck yea brother give em hell.",
"Do you have obstructive sleep apnea? If so, have you noticed a difference in your sleep, or how you feel in the mornings?",
"That's exactly who I thought he looked like also. I'm disappointed to see that more people thought Al from Tool Time. \nI recognized him from his role in Alias, he was friends with Bradley Cooper before he made it big. :)",
"OK is that a penis thing? Because it sounds painful.",
"Did you decide to lose the weight after experiencing a [traumatic experience](https://imgur.com/a/L6H9G) where the house you were redecorating was haunted by two friendly ghosts, and a malevolent one?",
"Man, it's that feeling of always being a little bit hungry that provides a challenge. ANd then, for me, all willpower is gone if I have a couple beers.",
"It's crazy to see how much higher the outside of his eyes are without the weight pulling down on his cheeks. Good work, I bet the knees and ankles are thanking you.",
"Don't forget the \"I've just finished cancer treatment\" pics and the \"Im now an american citizen\" pics.\n\nThose three are the most non interesting but highest voted pic types on this sub.",
"Oh man, I say it for fun but I couldn’t imagine hearing it every day. ",
"A bigger feat is not getting fat to begin with. ",
"Keep up the hard work OP!",
"Love PF!",
"Well done! ",
"That's some progress! Keep it up dude, keep going until you literally become a muscle man!",
"Congrats! I found for me that lessening intake beat anything else, easily, as far as losing weight goes. I wasn't at an unhealthy weight, but I wanted to lose some. I actually STOPPED running and started eating less (and started doing push-ups). The pounds fall off easily.\n\nSo happy for your progress. Keep on keepin' on, brother.",
"Fair question : Why when you were fatter somebody else was taking your photo and when you lose weight you take your photo as a selfie style...\n",
"O SHIT! GOOD JOB FATASS! I LOVE YOU",
"You're doing it wrong. \n/s",
"Keep it up!",
"Amazing! Your face is so much more proportioned and it makes you a lot more attractive. Keep up the good work",
"Hard work does not always win. \n\nSmart work + hard work + luck generally does pretty good. Of the three, I would prefer smart work and luck, but never be afraid of hard work. ",
"repost from all the other identical weight loss pics",
"Way to go, OP! ",
"Good job! You look awesome!",
"Why are you getting downvoted for calling an ass an ass?",
"Your face looks more awake and you look so much happier. Great Job!",
"Looking good bud. I was always curious on clothing during an intense lifestyle change. Do you just get new clothes as you need? Or do you plan ahead? And shop for the next sizes on your weight goals? I'd have to imagine it's a pretty expensive affair to get new clothes that fit appropriately.",
"Good job!!!! I lost 70 lbs n have kept it off a year so far. How? I still eat the same foods (mainly veggies/protein) and then when I have a treat...it doesn’t fucking matter. Congrats n I wish you mega balls for continuing your journey!",
"Right here people. Screw whatever those ads abd secret supplement and diet / exercise regimens try and sell you.\n\nHumans being although several thousands of years old are still structurally the same as the day they were created and no $28 Billion dollar industry can or will ever change that. \n\nThe secret to all weight loss is the big D - Discipline. ",
"Do you still eat refined carbs, or is it just portion control? Great work, incredibly impressive, stay on it!",
"You look great man! Good work!",
"Don't forget the \"I've been sober for 6 months\" pictures that look pretty much the same when you compare them",
"Dude you were a fucking unit ",
"I was at my fittest and leanest when I counted calories every day.\n\nI learned a lot about how much I really ate. Like a bag of chips can have close to 1k calories.",
"I think I see Keanu Reeves under there, keep it up!",
"You look fabulous. Keep up the good work. ",
"Thanks for the bit on the fat acceptance movement! Last thing we need is people being taught to embrace the damaging parts of their life.",
"That is amazing my pal!\n\nWould you say the Apple Watch contributed in your weight loss? And what was the reason you started losing weight?",
"you gained a beard. Good job!",
"Because people here are fat and can relate.",
"Save the cheerleader, save the world. ",
"I lost 90 lbs without being hungry (Same CICO strategy). My key was to volume eat. Eating very low-calorie high-volume food. Every meal was on a huge bed of broccoli or something like that. You get that full feeling without all the calories! ",
"Just started this week myself! Thanks for the inspiration. Hopefully I'll have cool b&a pics in a year!",
"Torbjorn main confirmed.",
"You have to learn what a proper portion is. Everything has a portion size. Learn to eat that portion size and stick with it. You will eventually get used to it.",
"Suits doesnt suit you, man...",
"You remind me of Matt from Heroes in the pic on the right",
"I think one way to approach this is to be okay with feeling a little hungry. It's not going to kill you to wait bit longer. Also, when you do eat, take note of how much food it takes to eliminate the hunger feeling, you'll find it's not a lot.",
"Yea if you're shorting your usual calorie intake, you're gonna be hungry.\n\nBut that's the only way to lose the weight. You have to essentially make the body eat its own fat to deal with the food loss, and in turn it shrinks the stomach. Once shorting your calories stops making you feel hungry, you're already almost at your weight goal.",
"it helps if you eat ~~calorie dense~~ protein/healthyfat-dense foods. a handful of almonds or olives will keep you full longer than a bunch of rice or crackers with the same caloric value. \n\nyou will eat less of them by volume, but it keeps you full longer. healthy fats and protein are good, but you want to keep a good balance with fruit/veg and carbs too. \n\nyou may still feel hungry, but that will help a little! C:",
"Bobby B?",
"Not yet",
"You're completely right. He should've dropped 130 lbs overnight. Anything else is embarrassing.\n\n/s even though it's obvious. I don't have much faith in your intellect. ",
"I miss the fat garyspodcast : (",
"Nice work",
"Dude, that's awesome! Be proud of yourself!",
"95% of losing weight is diet. hiking/ cardio is effectively worthless long term. do yoga or stretches, basic weights, then some cardio at the end if you want. but basically cardio is last resort/ stupid mistake most people make\ndont just cut back junk food, cut back everything\nweight loss is a life style change,",
"It's his eyes. They look more joyful.",
"This. So much. I've been on a 1,500 calorie per day kick for the last ~8 weeks, and like you, I'm dropping about 2 pounds a week. I am exercising as well, pushing the deficit a bit further, and some weeks it will help drop an extra half pound or so.\n\nI think a lot of the struggle is convincing one's brain that one doesn't have to eat every time you feel hungry. A can of La Croix or Dasani Sparkling is often more than sufficient to get over the worst of the hunger pangs and move on with one's day.\n\nThe other things I discovered that helped was a minimum 14 hour fast between dinner and breakfast, and not eating dinner too late, as well as exercising before eating, especially when I'm hungriest. The weight drops off so fast doing this.\n\nThe only caveat with exercise is not to think that if you do 500 calories worth of exercise, that you can now eat back an extra 500 calories. For some reason, the math just doesn't seem to pan out with this kind of logic, even though one would think it does.\n ",
"Two things, one, what did you subtract 1000 calories from? Like, what was your previous caloric intake.\nTwo, how much willpower did it take to stick to it? That's always been my biggest issue, willpower/self-discipline. ",
"Looking good, looking good! ",
"Lookin good brotha keep it up!",
"I clicked not really sure if there was going to be a prosperous sub there or not. ",
"Good job man",
"And you sound like it. Except wait, they tend to be happy.\n\nHow does it feel to know you have it worse than someone with down syndrome? ",
"I’m fuckin proud of you dude. I bet now you’re seeing all sorts of changes in your life and I’m excited for you and your future. :) ",
"Proud of you man ",
"Way to go!\n\nReally inspiring to see folks like yourself being so dedicated to self-improvement.",
"On the left side you looked like a gangster from New Jersey, good work lad ",
"Awesome! Keep up the good work!!!!",
"So it's not impressive to just never be overweight because I work hard on a consistent basis to keep my body healthy? Fuck me right?",
"If you’re comparing the skin, i think the lighting/surrounding temperature plays a role, nevertheless, the difference is amazing, well done OP.",
"Is there a subreddit for these kind of thing? It would be nice if there were one. ",
"HAHAHA HI KEVIN!!! Good to see you bro!! Loved the good ol days of you trying to jump off my deck lol ",
"I think everyone is a bit different in this area. Everyone starts out feeling hungry. Everyone. Most people give up before their body adjusts. A fairly reasonable adjustment period is about 2 weeks. But I would say that a lot of people take as long as a month. If you are consistent and eat the same amount of food, most bodies adjust and you will feel cravings for certain types of foods but not real hunger.\n\nI say most because there are always exceptions to the rule. Like me. I'm literally a bottomless pit. I just have to control myself.",
"Dude, you are kicking Ass! keep it up.",
"If you don't mind me asking what did your diet look like before? Like I eat quite alot of crap and can't get to 200lbs to save my life. I'm just wondering what it takes.",
"Amazing work. You should be so proud of yourself. Keep it up!!! :) ",
"It's like an even more huggable Markiplier.",
"Congrats man! You look great!",
"Then why is the link purple?",
"I don't think so William.\n\n",
"Yeah but you're the asshole trying to bring him down for no reason. Take a step back and realize how sad that is. Hopefully you'll grow out of it at some point.",
"I've been at this now for about 8 weeks, and the hunger definitely has become a constant, despite getting in 1,500 calories per day. Where I am now is that I can quite easily deal with the constant hunger: it has kinda just become a new normal for me. The thing I really struggle with is the sudden extra strong hunger pangs that kick in on occasion. Those are a LOT harder to ignore.",
"You forgot to mention \"veiny\"",
"Congrats! You look so great! Keep working hard! This is so awesome. You got this!!!!",
"Planet fitness?",
"I'm fat (105KG). I'm trying to lose weight. His progress is respectable.\n\nBut OP can fuck right off.",
"Wow you look fab. Well done! But lose the beard... You'd look much hooter 😉😘",
"Ok. Cool thanks for sharing your unasked for opinion about whether or not op deserves a pat on the back. \n\nThat's completely unrelated to what I said. ",
"I noticed you said naturally, don't worry there was never a better or easier option... Consulting a doctor getting meds or using drugs is almost definitely not as gauranteed to stay working. Way to invest in yourself ",
"Good work. Now all I think is look at this average sized american.",
"But is there a shadow hanging over him?",
"Hell yeah man proud of ya ",
"If you're legit then you can take this as a complement, but...\n\nI call shenanigans. There is no way that guy on the right is the same as the guy on the left. The guy on the right looks SO. MUCH. BETTER.\n\n\\#Joking-kind-of-not-joking (but I'm just bad at facial recognition anyway), so if you're legit, you are a rock star, my friend. This is amazing.",
"You are just hitting your stride in face gains my guy keep going and update us.",
"I've only heard the insulin response. Never anything about the appetit. ",
"Imagine the 90 after that!",
"I switched from soda over to La Croix and eventually a lemon/lime carbonated drink from costco anad had a great improvement in my skin health. The stuff I drink now is basically just carbonated water and lemon juice, no sugar, but the carbonation got rid of my soda craving. Good substitutions are key to keeping to a healthier diet! ",
"Great job dude!",
"Reminds me of Robert Baratheon ",
"I don't give a fuck what you use",
"From impending heart attack to normal weight, next step is 90's action movie star body.",
"Before clinking on link: please be real, please be real!",
"Have you kept track of ring size change?",
"His second chin was bigger than his actual chin",
"Insulin spikes is what makes you crave food in the first place that will lead to overeating, that and some other hormones. What did you keto was doing for your weight loss anyways? ",
"Hardcore. You sir are made of steel.",
"Maintaining is made in the kitchen, not the gym.",
"What a miserable fuck you must be.",
"Google TDEE. It's a baseline estimate of how many calories you need per day. Eat that much, weight should be steady. Eat less, lose weight.",
"I noticed your Apple Watch and iPhone X and thats just like me. I've lost over 60 pounds in a year and I have both those things too lol even the band and case haha",
"Good Job man! I lost about 101Lbs in last year and half and it feels amazing. I am sure you do too! Keep it going.",
"Right now im also doing some bulking. maybe that is why the number looks so low.",
"Thanks! While I'm at it, I'll just go ahead and only eat baked chicken and vegetables since it's all so easy",
"Congrats! That's the way it's meant to be done. No gimmicks, just honest discipline. \n\nFor those looking to lose weight, it's consistency that will give you the results you want. Even running a small caloric deficit will make a big difference over time. ",
"Keep it up brotha",
"Awesome!",
"I've been trying to figure out exactly what copypasta is. Thank you for using it in context. ",
"Further down than I expected, but here it is none the less. Never change, Reddit. Personal accountability is a scary thing. ",
"That suit is amazing and while I'm super happy for you and proud of you for how far you've come, I really just want you to get that suit refitted and wear it again. Cause it's the best. ",
"damn lookin pretty good dude great progress ",
"The dude from Shaun of the Dead is looking fit ",
"Congratulations man. You look great!",
"Dude, strong work!",
"Doesn't he have a new sitcom that's essentially Home Improvement except he has a different job and daughters instead of sons.",
"can't imagine how hard this must have been, awesome work!",
"naturally?",
"You look fantastic! Keep it up! ",
"was a 15, now wearing a 13. truthfully i could probably fit into a 12 but havent tried yet. ",
"Go you, man! You got this!",
"Markiplier is that you?",
"Having someone cut out part of your stomach or GI tract seems like the wrong way to lose weight. I agree that being extremely morbidly obese is more dangerous than the surgeries, but you know how people can lose weight without stepping foot in the gym? Not eating 4,000 calories a day.\n\n[For a 5'9\" 400 lb male to maintain their body-weight with a completely sedentary lifestyle their caloric intake required is 3,881](https://www.lifespanfitness.com/fitness/resources/calories-calculator). Anything less than that and they will lose weight. No effort required other than not eating almost 7 Big Macs a day. A person of that size could eat 5 lbs of chicken breast a day and still lose weight\n\n",
"Hell yes! This is what hard work and dedication looks like!",
"Username is a solid plug",
"And women say that men have no idea how is it to have a child, you just did! ",
"you look like that guy from A Knight's Tale... not Heath, but his helper.",
"i appreciate the compliment. unfortunately the guy on the left was me at one point. ",
"Adam the Woo?",
"What was the biggest everyday issue when you were fat? ",
"Wow, Bro❣️Awesome you🙂😎",
"Keep working brother ! Your doing great !",
"Damn bro that's inspiring, you look so different! Well done, good dedication",
"Fantastic achievement, hope you're proud of yourself!",
"Get it buddy! You got this man!!",
"Congrats man!",
"I’m aware that losing weight takes time but for someone to get that fat in the first place is pure laziness. Also people who post shit like this are just doing it for attention and to help their low self esteem which is pathetic and annoying.",
"gotta meme like brodin intended us to",
"1,600 calories is fine for cutting weight. I've been on 1,500 per day for the last 8 weeks or so, as well as getting in at least 45 mins of cardio 5 days a week, and a brisk 5 mile walk on my 2 rest days, and I'm doing just fine. No discernible muscle loss, especially in my legs which are feeling great, and the fat is melting off.\n\nThere are ways to avoid rebound once you hit your maintenance weight, like easing up the calorie intake as you approach it, so that it's not a sudden change.\n\nThe other reality is that you shouldn't be doing these hard cut diets if you're not willing to commit to calorie counting for the rest of your life. It's just something you have to make part of your lifestyle. And no cheat days. Calorie counting isn't as much of a PITA as it used to be with the apps available to help do it now. But yeah, it has to be a lifestyle change, or the weight will just come back on again.\n",
"Not here, they aren't.",
"This is fantastic! Great job. I showed this to a friend of mine who's trying to lose weight for a while now, but he's way too lazy to get up and do anything and now he's pumped to get better. Thanks to you!",
"Daaaaaamnnnnnnn sonnnn.\n\n*thumb up*",
"congrats on the added years! :)",
"Yes! I have never smoked but I imagine it's like that in a way. It's the process of getting and then opening the can and hearing the noise. Then sipping. So much of it is routine I think.",
"Awesome transformation man. White to Asian. Jk keep up the good work!",
"I prefer the \"I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE\" t-shirt.",
"Not if you’re mountain or island Asian. It’s those weird East Asians that hate sun.",
"Who cares",
"Hey hauschkasfoot.. I miss u... \n\n-Every Seahawks fan",
"He looks like Sargon of Akad.",
"Previously i had a terrible addiction with McDonalds. I have an hour or so commute every day so i'd stop on the way home and order 2-3 mcdoubles add mac sauce, a 4 piece nugget and a small chocolate shake. I did this every day for 2 years. Now, i've gone over a year without McDonalds. ",
"hell yes!!!",
"He actually is smiling in both, its just a subtle smile. Its the eyes that changed. You can always tell in the eyes.",
"Can I make money as a fat guy taking uncomfortable pictures under sterile lighting?",
"Love it. Congrats!\n\nBy the way, where'd you get the shirt?",
"May I present to you: \"Doom\" but with every image replaced with Tim Allen and all sounds replaced with AUEGHHHHHHHHUEAA\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY\n\nEnjoy",
"Superman👏☝️🌟",
"HELL YEAH! That’s awesome man",
">No gastric bypass. Not that I think they're a bad thing.\n\nOh, but they are. They fuck your body up. You'll be constantly constipated for the *rest of your life*. A lot of people who get the surgery end up eating the same amount, but spread out over the day. They don't enact dietary changes, so what's left of their stomach can slowly expand until they're eating similarly sized meals, with the added fucked up organ factor. My mother had a friend whose brother's stomach BURST after the surgery, killing him.\n\nBody and life altering surgeries should be saved for necessary procedures, not given to people who can't stop eating unhealthy foods. I used to weigh 290 lbs, dieted to 200, gained back to 240, and have since dieted to 155 lbs. I lost nearly half my weight through dietary and lifestyle changes. If I can, anyone else can too. \"Slow metabolisms\" are a lie. \"I can't work out because of my knees\" is a lie. You lose most of your weight through diet.\n\nWith few exceptions, people who get the surgery are lazy and weak willed people who want to be thin, but don't want to put the work in. They destroy their bodies in the process. It's bullshit. ",
"Incredible work!",
"You went outside.",
"Great results man!! Keep it up!",
"Lucky for you it only took 3 years to gain it back!\n\n5 years ago I lost 100 lbs, and about a year after I was back to the same weight.\n\nI just lost 90 and now I am trying to maintain, like you said, so much more difficult.",
"luckily i'm a pack rat and saved so many of my old clothes that i'm going shopping my closet for them now haha. as i continue to improve i will need to shop for new ones soon. ",
"George Zimmerman? In *my* subreddit? Well I never!",
"Right picture looks a little like markiplier.",
"You got a tan?",
"Yeah, fuck this guy for posting in a big subreddit where people will see it and get inspired by the changes he's making in his life. He clearly is only in it for the karma. Pride? No, that was nothing to do with it. He's pandering for internet points. ",
"Fuck yeah. Love the shirt.",
"well thank you!! ",
"The hunger part really depends on the types of food you eat. Carbs have tons of calories and unfortunately aren't that filling.",
"Previous guy could play a mean Kim Jong Un ",
"You look awesome Gary! Way to go! ",
"Any of the things you'd previously mentioned would work. Also intermittent fasting is a great tool.",
"Wow! You sure did it in style! I'm going to try that in memory of your gains( maybe not everyday). You are doing amazingly well keep up the good work! I'm sure mc Donalds would taste like crap after not eating it for so long.",
"I'm down 60lbs so far, when I get hungry I have a cup of tea. Works for me. ",
"I d sleep with you",
"> Gotta farm that karma I guess. \n\nGotta whine about people not breaking the rules of /r/pics I guess.",
"i'm taking tons of photos now as i get more comfortable and have been documenting my entire journey on Instagram. so i take alot of my own photos. ",
"Bad ass!",
"thank you! ",
"And that we can understand by naturally\nYou can tell us what was the method",
"thank you!! ",
"How much did you weight to begin with? How much have you lost? Do you have loose skin? What's your height? ",
"Yeah, kinda my point.",
"fucking nice",
"Congrats! Great work.",
"Maybe. But don’t call him Shirley ",
"Similar to how abs are made in the gym, and revealed in the kitchen",
"you are awesome",
"There you are! You were in there the whole time!",
"in lots of pain constantly! trouble breathing, etc. ",
"You go, dude. ",
"Nice work bro keep it up ",
"You still look like shit lol",
"Lookin good man. Also good call on the beard ",
"Never give up! Never surrender!",
"This is how you leave the mob properly. ",
"Fair play to you! Keep going!",
"Nice, but do you feel better? \nI've lost over 70lbs myself but i still hate myself, any secrets?",
"I love your eyes in the before picture. They seem to belong to a person who has the grit to do what you did. Congrats.",
"A lot of reddit is people looking for attention. Your shitty comment was you looking for attention whether you admit it or not. You could've just ignored the post but you chose to be a prick instead...but OP is the pathetic one?",
"Wow amazing transformation!! What keeps you motivated? I'm struggling with motivation atm, seen to get to a few stone off and I lose it and go back to my wrong eatting. ",
"Yeah man, some things never change, haha! I'm glad to see your story getting the traction it deserves! Keep being an inspiration, man!",
"Could you elaborate on how you got there? I need to loose just as much and some am always interested in people's process.",
"Looking good dude! Keep it up! You look so much healthier ",
"Action Bronson looks really strange without a beard",
"LOoking fresh my dude.",
"Lol that’s funny but probably not untrue.",
"Flusha",
"Your face is getting bigger while your body is shrinking. You look amazing, well done!",
"That is awesome man. Seeing this stuff is so motivational. Congrats",
"Bro bring that hair game.\n\nSeriously though, congrats!\n\nEDIT: Meant to say bring *back* that hair game but weirdly I prefer this. ",
"I’m glad you lost the weight, it’s important to get into good health. You also look good too, OP. That shirt sums it up!",
"You certainly don't need my saying it, but you look absolutely fantastic.",
"Looking good!",
"So, just eat smaller portions.",
"IM so happy for you! But the beard is gross",
"Both of them",
"I know you dont know me, but i am proud of you.",
"Excellent. Excellent.",
"Wow?! That's awesome!",
"i appreciate the positive feedback, all of it but i don't do it for the feedback. i do it because i want to live. i will not give up. i've already quit 7 times over the last 10 years. no more! ",
"I don't know rick seems fake.",
"You’re looking great, fantastic job man!! ",
"Gingers have souls.",
"Conclusion: Still fat. lol",
"Nice work man! Love the t-shirt too!",
"I really don’t think its THAT hard to grow a beard",
"Congrats man! Keep up the work",
"I was going to say Matt Parkman.",
"Another brilliant comedian gone too soon. Seems like the good ones usually die young, and it's almost always either drugs or gross obesity. Sometimes both.",
"From elephant of wall street to college senior",
"KEEP CLIMBING",
"That is fricking awesome! Be proud of yourself! ",
"Looking good my dude.",
"You could take dnp for fast weight loss",
"Typically if someone says they are natural they are probably lying... Nice progress OP what's your cycle?",
"Great job, man. Keep it up! I’m in the fight as well - doing the 4 hour body program - so far so good, but not close to your success, yet! Thanks for the inspiration! ",
"Lookin good! Keep it up!",
"What's the best and nicest and most encouraging way I, a fellow gym goer, can encourage this dude? I love these success stories, and these guys deserve support and encouragement, and I'm not sure what form that should take.\n\nYou are an inspiration, and I'm so happy for you. ",
"Knees probably hurt like a hell? No wonder obesity is such a spiral into more obesity, its harder to shake off the more you get it.",
"Good job dude\n",
"Bariatric surgery has a far greater long term success rate than diet and exercise alone, period.\n\nYou’re also underestimating the mind’s role in eating habits and neglecting the fact that this whole scheme becomes complicated once diabetes enters the picture. High serum insulin levels cause weight gain and retention in itself and blood glucose levels can fluctuate wildly with even small changes in dietary intake in people with poorly managed type 2 DM. ",
"What a slayer",
"Good on ya mate!",
"It was 90 pounds over 13 months that’s only 7 lbs a months which means the man probably stopped eating like 7 meals a day to 5-6 or didn’t get fast food everyday. So yeah let’s all give this man around of applause for getting some self control. Congrats fat guy you can resist getting a slice of cake after every meal great job so proud you’re doing something that most people can do ",
"Look great! How'd you do it?",
"It's weird how some redditors are so obsessed with upvotes thinking people only share images because they care about numbers. It's almost like people want to share this because they are proud and want to share a story. \n\nThat would be too easy, so it has to be some conspiracy for whatever reason. Everyone is just karma whoring ^^^^/s",
"From Kevin to Keanu",
"You look great my dude!",
"Well you have shit reading comprehension and your a cunt, so good for you!",
"You went from white to asian ",
"Well I'm gonna stick to trying to lose weight supernaturally for now.",
"Ranger, why aren't you in you station?",
"Congrats man stay with it!",
"Costco’s 36 pack of peeled, hard-boiled eggs are clutch",
"Nothing makes me happier than seeing progress like this. OP, you’re my hero. ",
"It's simple to lose weight, not easy. Don't confuse these two words. ",
"Uhhh alright...",
"lost 90 pounds AND a whole chin! keep kicking ass man and thanks for the motivation.",
"Looking well! Keep up the hard work!",
"Fuck, I love tea. I don't drink coffee anymore but I pretty much drink tea all day long in the winter.",
"What are some good work outs and diets to achieve this?",
"Why would eating more carbs make me hungrier? insulin spikes don't cause hunger. That's some myth shit. ",
"You are killing it",
"Handsome Devil - good job homie.",
"still a fatass :)",
"To be honest I exercise a lot and eat a lot. I'm decently fit, but getting older and my eating is going to become a problem eventually. I was just curious what 'his' method was. It's not really a problem for me right now, but I'm no fool and know it's a problem I'll have to address later. ",
"He never claimed he wasn't fat anymore.",
"I’m just tired of so many people supporting people like him for no reason. I mean WOW he’s watching his weight and taking care of himself glad it took him to get to like 350 to realize that. Watching your weight is so simple yet you people rally behind this man like he’s a god damn hero when he’s doing nothing special ",
"Lol!!",
"Eating more carbs creates a bigger insulin spike, once all the sugar in your blood is used or stored, presence of insulin with no carbs in your blood leads to hunger. Its not the only mechanism that causes hunger, but it’s a major one. I’m just wondering what you thought was happening before with keto that caused you to lose weight",
"I’m wondering why the thumbnails in /r/massivecocks are not blurred, but the thumbnails on /r/butterflywings are blurred. Being gay, I don’t mind, but I’m still curious.",
"Legend. You inspire me dude ",
"He went from looking like a DreamWorks Villian to a Game of Thrones extra. ",
"Gj bruddah",
"Looking great dawg",
"Amazing! Really proud of you! 🤠",
"Dude, nice looking beard. I've got the brown and red beard going on too.",
"You must feel soooo much better. Congrats!!",
"I love it, man. Keep it up ",
"Isn't maintaining a healthy weight also a process? Where's my 35,000 upvotes and congratulatory remarks? ",
"How did you do it?",
"Hard work always wins",
"True, even when I gained like 10kg It was most vissible on my face",
"I like you better when you were Chastity Bono. J/k great work",
"Nice bro!!!",
"I don’t know enough to dispute that but now I want to",
"Let’s see you with that beard gone, even more glorious neck to show off once you take that bad boy off. ",
"i can’t believe no one commented about how you’re holding your phone! it’s giving me anxiety 😅 but congratulations dude! keep the hard work up. ",
"Don't know why you are getting downvoted. Progresspics are not against the rules so the voting argument is completly valid here. \n\nAlso I don't understand the immense hate from some people, if you are jealous, then lose weight too.\n\nNobody complains on nature posts that they should be only be posted on /r/earthporn, but as soon as a weightloss pic hits the frontpage you see people crying about how it doesn't belong here and only to /r/progresspics\n\n---\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uova1/what_gaining_50lbs_did_to_my_face/?sort=top\n\nbut on weight loss pics people get REALLY jealous\n",
"Looking good!",
"Richard?",
"you went from 10% asian to 50% asian!",
"Good work brother, keep it going ",
"a young mark addy!",
"Yeah, totally. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/W0qFwio",
"Is your name Tim? It's a bit funnier if it's not. If so, then that's just classic annoying boss humor. Gag",
"Ah yes, because a few stretch marks are so much worse than obesity, thyroid, etc. ",
"Congrats man!",
"Naturally?\n\nAs opposed to super naturally? \n\nGood job dude! :D",
"Post a photo of yourself. I'm sure we'll all be impressed with your consistency and upvote the post. \n\n",
"From Kim Jong Un to Kevin Owens, OP that is amazing man! BIG kudos ",
"Thank fuck I wasn't the only one who saw this lmao.",
"I came here to figure out who he looked like. Definitely this.",
"I’m doing a Atkins type diet, basically cutting carbs out of my diet. I try to cap carbs around 20 per day. What this does is send your body into ketosis and teaches it to not look for carbs as it’s primary fuel source. I don’t get nearly as hungry as I used to ever now. I also don’t have to carb count. It’s a different approach, but I’m down 18lbs in the first month. Do note that the first week or two sucks as your body adjusts to the process. See Keto Flu.",
"Science hasn't proved that yet. ",
"I’m proud",
"Dude. Tell me your workout jam. You have got to have one that is bitchin. Lol.\n\nSeriously though, nice work and keep it up! You're killing it. ",
"unsubscribe from the subreddit or just leave reddit in general",
"Most people are also somewhat emotionally intelligent, with a hint of empathy, which makes you as ridiculous of an outlier statistically as a morbidly obese person. I’d say the only real difference is the obese person would be far better company than yourself.",
"For a second i thought this was the roast subreddit",
"Hell yeah!! Great job dude, looking good!",
"You look kinda like the cop from heroes.",
"Counting exercise is typically much less accurate than counting food calories. Look up reviews of calorie counters like FitBit; the results are all over the map. It’s made worse by the fact that exercise machines report ‘gross’ calories (including BMR calories), when what you want for CICO is ‘net’. \n\nhttp://www.shapesense.com/fitness-exercise/articles/net-versus-gross-calorie-burn.shtml",
"> doing something everyone and their mother promises they'll do every New Years.\n\nBut rarely follow through. This guy made it happen. ",
"You just saying those things made me want a soda",
"So... how's the beard?",
"I get it, I remember what it was like to be an angry 14 year old lashing out at the world. Like I said, you'll grow out of it.",
"Hell yes, dude. Keep it up, I bet you already feel way better.",
"It’s okay, bud. You’ll just have to find a diet that’s right for you. :)\n\nKeep at it! ",
"Is your penis bigger?",
">AUEGHHHHUEAA? \n\nhttps://youtu.be/Ji9qSuQapFY",
"make it real\n\n",
"You look like Johnny Vegas\n\nGreat job btw.",
"I find keto (combined with CICO) helps for the hunger side of things. You feel more satiated when using fat as a fuel source. I eat whole foods, nutritionally balanced keto at a calorie deficit and I'm never hungry, so I'm able to easily practice intermittent fasting at the same time. Just something that I found works better for me with CICO than when I was trying to do it with carbs.",
"You're* a cunt.",
"Stop posting nature posts to /r/pics, they belong to /r/EarthPorn \n\nStop posting animal posts to /r/pics, they belong to /r/aww or /r/natureislit \n\nJust stop posting anything here, even if it's NOT against the rules. ",
"You're going to slowly turn into Markiplier. Calling it now.",
"Looking fantastic OP!",
"I thought this was Greg Grunberg for a second ",
"My name is, in fact, Tim.",
"Don't visit Reddit very often I take it?",
"Way to go! ",
"There's nothing there! 😶",
"Caffeine and nicotine (any stimulant really) can drastically cut down hunger. I hardly ate when I was smoking and taking vyvance. (Vyvance is actually used to treat binge eating disorder). I’ve quit smoking and dropped all meds and I’m RAVENOUS. ",
"You look great bro! \nKeep up the hard work!",
"At this time last year I weight 367 pounds. Since then I've lost all 367 pounds and am now dead.",
"Ever heard of PROGRESSION.",
"he did it got cancelled though",
"Huh? His eyes are bigger now. ",
"Finally someone that looks natural and not an Instagram model. Lifts my spirit to keep losing weight. Good stuff man, stay healthy!",
"You’re absolutely killing it! Cheering you on from Boston, MA! ",
"This sub needs to ban these damn pictures. ",
"You look great!",
"That's awesome! Keep up the healthy lifestyle man! ",
"An angry (obviously fat) 14-year-old. \n\nFTFY. ",
"Respect for putting up with the crazies in Planet Fitness!",
"Had pretty small eyes in the first part.",
"I've lost 95lbs, and a really nice straw hat someone gave me a couple of years ago now comes down over my ears. ",
"By naturally do you mean no surgery? Awesome progress by the way ",
"Yo if you really like carbonated water I highly recommend getting a soda stream. They are amazing! You can add w/e you want to your drink too. add some lemon or lime or cucumber w/e floats your boat.",
"This is awesome! Great job!",
"keep pushing , buddy!!!!! you're killing it!!!!",
"You're making really good points and know what you're talking about, and I just read the [wiki on Bariatric surgeries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bariatric_surgery) but I just cannot accept that cutting out your stomach/intestines is the answer. It's mostly an emotionally held response. Maybe it will change with more exposure to evidence and things, but it just seems like an extreme and unnatural cop-out to me.\n\nIt should never get to the point that a bariatric surgery is required though. Prevention should be the number one priority",
"say what you will, that is a sweet suit jacket on the left. ;)\n\n(also: well done!)",
"It's like you melted wow",
"Cancelled last year. ",
"Congrats on the results from your hard work! Hope you continue and reach your goal.",
"Don't worry, it's just that all-salt diet he's on giving him a bit of an edge.",
"Congrats!! Good work!",
"This comments deserves so much more upvotes...",
"thought I was in r/GlobalOffensive (sfw) for a second ",
"Tight work, fella. Keep it up!",
"Congratulations!",
"From mob boss to bob ross",
"Way too many ducking posts like this ‘hey look how much of a fat ass POS I use to be’ oh now I’m just a thinner POS or did a better job hiding how much a POS I am. Instagram has turned into a dumpster fire of posts like this. I’m sick of seeing this bs",
"IM kinda seeing a Fat Markiplier ",
"That’s awesome man! :)",
"Yo, everybody here congratulating you on the weight loss, and that beard isn't getting near enough attention - you're rocking it!",
"My man! Congrats.",
"Nice!! Good job, man!",
"Looking good Shane Smith!",
"Where's his flannel, it is flannel Friday after all?",
"I will never stop laughing at attempts to spell out tim's grunts.",
"Congrats!! Looking good 🙂. Keep it up! ",
"Well done! I love seeing obese folks lose their weight.",
"Keep up the good work!!",
"You sir, are a goddamn winner",
"Can you read thoughts? Did you pilot Oceanic 815?",
"I can grow a beautiful neck beard, which would be befitting of being a redditor, but nothing really above the jaw line. I gave up after 50 years of beard disappointment. ",
"From Ralphie May to Al Borlin... can't wait to see the next transformation in 12 months.",
"I agree",
"We shouldnt accept our flaws (fat acceptance), we should fight them if possible",
"I keep downvoting these posts but it makes no difference. Yeah it's cool OP lost weight but it's every day these posts are ending up on my front page. I don't want to unsubscribe from /r/pics because I ironically like variety ",
"BEAST",
"Health is wealth! Great job, keep it up!",
"That double chin from pic 1 is beautiful and congrats",
"*grins* I feel a bit of sarcasm, I really mean it. In both of the pictures actually",
"I've never seen the # symbol used like that before, and I don't know why, but I am impressed",
"It’s a portmanteau (kinda) of copy/paste, referring to something that has been copied and pasted. ",
"HERE👏🏼COMES👏🏼DAT👏🏼BOI",
"That saying of you can't outrun your fork is so true. ",
"Ok! Gonna answer a bunch of the main questions here as i've been replying to various questions and seeing alot of the same ones come through.\n\n1. Natural as in no surgery, no pills, supplements or any kind of enhancement. Literally portion control and working out 5 days a week.\n\n2. I do not follow any specific diet other than i stay under 1600 calories a day. I'm a super picky eater so i eat most of what i want just far less of it. The only things i cut out 100% was sodas, mcdonalds, taco bell, burger king & wendys. I drink water almost exclusively now, though a sweet tea sneaks in once and a while and of course the occasional beer. \n\n3. no i didn't photoshop anything, that guy on the left is really me. i've been documenting the entire journey on Instagram posting all 230 workouts i've done and many more progress photos. I don't believe i can post a link so you can just search GaryCantrell if you're interested to follow along in real time. \n\n4. no i am not al borlan, action bronson, the guy from smash mouth, or any of these other people although i'll take the compliments! \n\n5. i did not post this for karma or whatever that is. i hardly post on reddit. i did this to create awareness of my journey and show what is possible when you put in the work. i didn't get to this point by getting lucky or take a short cut. patience, consistency, hard work and self love. thats the big \"secret\". so many out there want to win the race overnight, i'm just happy to be a participant in said race and i'm committed and extremely patient to take as long as it takes to get where i want to be.\n\n6. i started at 372 lbs, currently at 275, looking to get to 185. i was a size 52 waist, currently a 38-40 depending on the pants/shorts and i was a 5XL shirt now a XL size shirt. \n\n7. my workouts are cardio heavy at the moment. i work out 5 days a week, 4 of those days are spent on cardio. currently on the treadmill using an app called couch 2 5k training for my first 5k in april. the 5th day i use the weight machines at the gym. once i get down to 250-260 i'm going to start adding additonal work outs to continue to tone. ",
"Dude thats amazing and you look great! Keep up the good work we're all pulling for you!!",
"Lookin' good man! Keep it up!",
"Sweet, great job",
"OP, I know there are tons of comments here but I'm inspired to add anyway. Damn!! You're doing a phenomenal job. I have a little tear of joy in celebration with you. Hard work is right!! I hope you are taking time to enjoy all various aspects of life, too. Way to go!!",
"Keep up the good work, looking good!",
"You can't see it, but the back as well. Somebody I know would review the video's from their doorbell cam, and could see a big difference in the back side. ",
"Keep going and keep the beard, you'll look like thouse hot gym guys.",
"You look amazing man. We're strangers, but I'm proud of you!!!",
"And then it’ll be easier for me to filter them out of /r/all",
"I wonder if fat people who lost weight without surgery look down on those who did. Knowing people, probably.",
"Cocaine is natural.",
"Work it!\n\n(But don't twerk it.)",
"Yeah, a man. A *man* dream. May we here at Tool Time present to you... **THE MAAAAN DREAM!!!**",
"Damn dude! Proud of you and inspired by you. Keep it up! Youre looking awesome!",
"I looked before I read your reply. I regret that",
"Good for you, man!",
"nice job! Keep it up",
"You looked like the human version of Rockbiter from the NeverEnding Story with that jacket. ",
"That sub could just as easily be called SkinnyBodySlightlyAboveAverageCock. Not an insult, but I think most pictures are a good example of why you should lose fat if you want your dick to look big. ",
"Dude... You look amazing! Great job!",
"You said you work out 5 days a week. What does your weekly routine look like? Getting back into exercise myself.",
"Awesome job man! I'm 30 down so far and working my way there. Keep it up! :D ",
"That's what she said",
"Good job mate",
"One of those two are NSFW. I'll let you guess which.",
"Excellent work, sir! You look great; progress is addicting. Keep up the hard work!",
"Fuck yes, you're dope, that shirt is dope you're killing it",
"Yep, I did a to ctrl-f to find this. Working harder is not always the best approach. Not to disparage commendable effort, but if there is an easier, more effective way to get something done, go for it.",
"And the facial hair really suits you - congratulations!",
"Now kiss.",
"You say naturally, in what way? This is really motivating me to start looking for ways to loose weight.",
"I’m seeing Chumlee from Pawn Stars... ",
"hell yeah!! thats awesome.. keep up the great work!! ",
"Hell yeah dude! Keep going! ",
"So...what was your method?",
"Great job! Keep up the good work! ",
"Planet fitness",
"Nice Job!",
"You're the one who inserted your opinion about weight loss when it was immaterial to the discussion but ok, I'm the one with reading issues. ",
"Kindly phrased. The ideal place for these pics would be on /r/progresspics, so /r/pics doesn't get flooded with people looking to fish for personal attention and compliments.",
"Oh hey Markiplier, have you been eating?",
"Well I’m at work, but I now know they are both NSFW. Thanks",
"You went from Alex Jones knockoff to that axe guy from The Walking Dead",
"Neck wants to know how dick is doing.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"the people who have the dedication to not eating for visible abs is beyond me... you're talking like sub 10% bodyfat. Ain't nobody got time for that! Especially if you're working out hard. Ugh I get so hungry when I am constantly pushing myself in my workouts.",
"This is going out of control, guys, this is clearly not the same person! \n\nCongrats, man, looking great! Keep it going!",
"He went from banker to biker ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"I'm guessing he put a meme in...\n\nThen edited Russian propaganda in after it was upvoted....\n\nGod damn, clever girl. This shit is crazy. It's a real information war.",
"Nice beard! Keep it up, great work!",
"Well done bro x",
"As slim as a phone you could say..but most likely not.",
"Keep up the great work man! You look great",
"there are a wide variety of Tim Taylor grunts, the specimen captured above appears to be the main title theme grunt, much more colorful and drawn out than most of the standard Tim grunts. ",
"Congrats man, looking good.",
"Did he change it? Cause it’s talking about Trump memo from nunes which isn’t an old meme from bodybuilding.com I don’t think. ",
"Good job keep it up! I love seeing people transformations naturally. I know how difficult it can be to do thing the natural way. Major props!",
"Which guy are you?\n",
"Bet you just bought a load of bitcoin last year, got bloated and lost all the weight in the last few weeks?",
"Lol “naturally”",
"Hell yeah man looking good! I love the shirt. Keep up the good work!",
"https://i.imgur.com/Muh7YYP.jpg?fb\n",
"Some majorly clever edit propaganda there, Bot. ",
"Good work man",
"Tell me how you really feel ? No in all seriousness there are some massive people i work with who have had gastro and then try to teach me how to lose weight. Those same people now fat again after 5 years",
"You went from looking white to looking Asian.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"Wow you look great!",
"Dude could you direct me to how you did this naturally? This is awesome! Good work!",
"Hey don't get mad at me pal, I don't make the sub rules and suggestions here, I'm just pointing them out. \n\nFrom the sidebar:\n>note that we are not a catch-all for general images\n\nAlso, if everyone followed your way of thinking those smaller specialty subs would be a lot less used and growth would stagnate.\n\n",
"You look amazing!!!",
"Well fucking done!",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"The guy who made the \"still fat\" comment clearly spent some time downvoting on his other accounts.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"Nice job",
"I totally agree with avoiding anything sold on TV (besides a ShakeWeight) but being overweight & trying to lose weight is so much more complex than just DONT EAT, FATTY. ",
"Is that markiplier? ",
"Wow! This is great progress OP! I have some questions for you, if you don’t mind?\n\n1. What made you start this journey?\n\n2. How did you make such a successful change?\n\n3. How are you feeling now emotionally and mentally?",
"Congratulations :)",
"I was in an abusive relationship where I wasn't allowed to eat unless he said it was ok. There was a two month stretch where I ate almost nothing. I started getting blisters on my feet, and on my hands when I'd do yard work, which was not normal. Realized it was the rapid weight loss making my skin kind of loose and so it was moving around and making blisters. Weird how the body adjusts and where the weight goes away first. ",
"Good job keep it up!!",
"Keep it going for another 90, and turn into Mark Fischbach",
"Very proud of you, stranger. It is really tough to live healthy in our society. I hope you always find reasons to keep yourself healthy and active. It’s photos like yours that keep me motivated",
"Yeah, spot on with that comment. I've concluded that I'll exercise because it's good for me, and the fact that I possibly burn a few extra calories is a bonus, but not something I should factor into my daily intake allowance.",
"A young vice shane smith is born. \n\nnice work op.",
" Congrats man, you look terrific.",
"Hey now, the douchebags could change, just like the fat people here hating on OP for reminding them of what they aren't doing. Most of them won't change... but they could.",
"Well congratulations! You lost a lot of fat! At least you found that shirt!",
"Straight up glorious leader to young gandolf. Amazing!",
"This may be controversial but when im cutting 24mg of ephedrine 3 times a day take away any hunger one would experience. ",
"Will Sasso on the left. Richard Karn on the right. ",
"Don’t wanna diminish ops achievements but the beard probably helped a good bit with that too. ",
"TIMS UNTIE!!!!!",
"Great freakin job!",
"He even looks squished in his picture",
"OP I’ve seen you on Planet of Triumphs! Awesome job!!! ",
"What a difference! Good work, keep it up! ",
"Immaterial to the discussion of the picture of the guy getting a pat on the back for losing weight. You're a moron and a cunt.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"He looks Mongolian now or something. Or central asian. Something with the cheekbones and or skin color ",
"I love the beard! Keep up the good work, champ!",
"When you say naturally, do you mean.....cocaine?",
"Yes",
"Lol this is how you shills get attention",
"Did he get a job in traffic school?",
"I don't think so Tim",
"you're still fat... fatto macfatso",
"Good job! You look great!!",
"Fake news ",
"Hard work and determination pay off. That’s such an incredible journey! Good for you :)",
"Gaining it is a process too - don’t let yourself get that fat ",
"Yeah you really didn't need the super offensive neo Nazi t shirt slogan, you must be a drumpf supporter",
"I'm sure you've gotten plenty of advice, and I don't want to be annoying with unsolicited advice, but I will say that I always recommend lifting as soon as possible, and getting comfortable with free weights. It might not burn as many calories immediately as cardio does, but it boosts your metabolic rate for hours after. The more important thing is that building muscle increases your resting metabolic rate, which will be helpful for maintaining your goal weight. It's already harder to gain muscle when you're on a calorie deficit, so starting earlier while you still have more body fat to burn might be beneficial. It's easy to rebound, the more muscle you have when you get to your goal weight, the more calories you can consume without gaining fat. \n\n\nThat's the end of my unasked for opinion. Congrats with your progress! ",
"Love your shirt!",
"Amen ",
"I think he looks like [DJ](https://youtu.be/5TJD8yHyJtc?t=15) from More Skids.",
"Absolutely amazing job, dude :) Proud of you!",
"Thanks",
"Can it just be a rule in r/pics to ban progress pics?",
"Well done dude!",
"Nicely done!!!",
"Love your shirt.",
"So is Trump ",
"WHAT ARE WE UNTYING?",
"Easiest way I was explained this process is that the fat gets lost furthest from the core and works it’s way in. ",
"If you want to upload a pic of yourself maintaining a healthy weight, go for it. But don’t let your upvotes or downvotes define you.",
"Congrats dude - you graduated to \"Doug Benson\"",
"Is that Doug Benson? All kidding aside keep it up man you're doing great!",
"Hard work also thins! ",
"Dude you looked better as a fat guy!",
"UNTIEDED WE STAND UNUNTIEDED WE FALL, FOREVER TIM FOREVER!!!!!!(SAID TO GROUP)",
"Looks like one of Robert Baratheon's bastards, the seed is strong!",
"You used to look like a plump Channing Tatum. Good job tho!",
"Oh wow. So you waited for enough upvotes and then did a bait and switch? You knew you couldn’t push this bullshit otherwise huh? ",
"How did you do that?",
"And don't forget his cousin, https://imgur.com/gallery/7lZwLKc.",
"Looking good my friend",
"You look like the white version of the Asian version of Al Borland",
"FUCKING CONGRATS KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!!",
"Way to go. Nice job!",
"The beard helps a lot",
"I see an Apple Watch. How much did that motivate you? Have you considered posting this success on [r/applewatch](http://reddit.com/r/applewatch)?",
"I remember a patch with the noise, but not all graphics...\n",
"Hell yeah buddy! Good work. Keep it up!",
"Holy smokes! This incredible, man! Congratulations!",
"Well done mate!",
"Shit man, you look fantastic",
"haha! maybe i should put that on a shirt next ;) ",
"I would of hired you to stand next to me and block me from everyone at restaurants so people would think I was important in the 1st pic",
"F’ing awesome. Keep it up! ",
"Yeah, pretty sure he did the \"thick/solid/tight\" fitness meme, and then edited it to the current comment (Nunes FBI memo) once it was heavily upvoted.",
"and here I am eating a Twinkie...",
"Eat filling foods like peas and corn. Just think about it, when you poop, what do you see.",
"Yeah he put in a fitness meme and then changed it once it was highly upvoted. ",
"Who the fuck upvotes this? Bots? ",
"still fat",
"i tried to answer some questions here https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/\n\nbut basically I started because i was tired of being in constant pain and having trouble breathing. right now i'm emotionally stronger than ever and much more confident! ",
"Hard work doesn't always win if you're a serial killer.",
"You look great man! GJ",
"Sorry, maybe you didn't mean it exclusivly belongs to progresspics and I just understood it wrong\n\nBut anways, OP posted to progresspics before /r/pics",
"What you lost in fat, you gained in beard",
"You lost all that weight along with the will to shave",
"Cardio is healthy for you in many ways, I think their point is that you can't begin to burn enough calories that way (especially now when you can't sustain it for long) to offset even one damn cheeseburger. Cutting the intake is by far more effective for weight loss. But being hungry doesn't give you nearly the sense of accomplishing something that going on a long walk does, let alone the mental health aspect of mindful walking. So, cut calories! And keep right on doing the cardio, because it makes you feel better and that makes it easier to stick with! Keep at it, you got this!\n\nEdit: Also, you shouldn't overlook the effect that exercise has on your glucose levels. If you need to drop weight, you are at a much higher risk for diabetes. Consistent exercise is *known* to reduce that risk.",
"When I saw this photo the YEAHHHHHHH from CSI Miami (The Who) played in my head. Great job dude!!",
"Tim Markeplier?",
"Jeeez dude. Keep up the good work!!\n\nDo people still recognize you? Haha",
"not sure this is the right sub but great job man looking good! keep up the great work op! 👌",
"I was 300 pounds at 14 now I’m 24 and I’m 173, the struggle is a long hard road but congratulations man ",
"Keep going dude get ripped next an hot girls will be possible lol",
"Ugh I loathe the douchebags trying to be funny while attacking the OP. \n\nGreat job - I’m down 60 and have 20 to go, I completely understand how hard this was. Don’t let the trolls in their parents basements get to you. ",
"Good advice",
"There's only one way to become a wizard of the pickle ;)",
"Human interest bullshit",
"I'm glad that you are more happy with you, but you looked pretty good back then too, even with those extra 90lb on you. ",
"How did you do it.",
"You look a lot like the actor that played the Cop on \"Heros\" who became telepathic. Do you know what I mean?",
"Incredible!",
"You 100% smoked the guy whole stole coke from your mafia boss, judging by that first photo.",
"I really appreciate that. I guess the mindset was lose a bunch of the weight so i could function daily and then start working on the weights but i will definitely look into it. Thank you! ",
"Well done ya handsome devil!",
"Greg Grunberg. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"You look like JJ Abrams' best friend.",
"Looking good dude.",
"Very cool.",
"Wow! Great job! Looking good! ",
"Awesome dude! Keep up the great work!",
"Eat fewer calories than you burn, it isn't that complex. ",
"> next an hot girls will be possible\n\nThey were always possible, OP. But still, good work.",
"There are some who call me.......Tim",
"It’s hard to take a place seriously when they feed you pizza and doughnuts when you’re trying to lose weight ",
"Thanks.",
"Love the t-shirt.",
"...so someone being a known liar should discredit them? Is that what you're saying? ",
"You're a legend.\nNever really had faith in the couch 2 5k.\nNow seeing real results I'm hitting that shit up!\nInspiration! ",
"You became an asian?",
"wow even your eyes are more open, well done!!",
"> With few exceptions, people who get the surgery are lazy and weak willed people who want to be thin, but don't want to put the work in\n\n/r/fatpeoplehate is leaking. This is a massive generalization filled with lots of hate, very little reality, & what sounds like zero personal experience. \n\nWeight loss surgery is a TOOL to help. If you don't make the necessary lifestyle changes & address the underlying causes of your obesity then yes, you're wasting everyone's time and deductibles. And yes, people can die from the surgery. But, more people die from getting a new hip.\n\nPeople who get weight loss surgery have often spent a lifetime dieting, they're mindfucked from the latest eating rules, have spent years on treadmills and at gyms. We're fucking exhausted from trying to lose weight only to feel like (& be made to feel like) a failure. I'm glad you were able to drop the weight. But your way isn't the only way. So, keep your shame to yourself.",
"thank you! ",
"Thanks dawg",
"You looked like a fucking beach ball, nice job ",
"awesome job man keep it up",
"From the context of the title, I misread the tshirt as “hard work always thins”",
"Look into intermittent fasting. I've been doing it almost a year now",
"Going to have to buy a stick big fella, for beating all the ladies off. Or just let them beat you off either way. Moral of my story good work.",
"Congrats on your hard work! Have you talked to a doctor about this, though? That's a pretty quick weight loss, which can have other health consequences.",
"Way to go! Keep up the good work!! Very inspiring. ",
"Way to go!! That’s awesome!!",
"I want progress pics all day and all night ",
"Dude Im so happy for you! Keep on keepin' on!",
"Everyone should lose weight this year!",
"We weren't talking about whether OP deserves praise for his weight loss or not though... does that make sense? There are surely threads here which do have that context in mind but this wasn't one of them. ",
"Not OP but check out the sidebar of /r/loseit if you haven’t already and he doesn’t answer you! There’s a calorie calculator to find out your maintenance calories and from there you can figure out how much you can eat to lose. Also apps like loseit or my fitness pal are awesome.\n\nSource: lost about 60 lbs a few years ago ",
"Serious question. How does it feel to put that suit back on and look at how horribly it fits?",
"You look happier. Congrats",
"Don't eat or drink things with lots of added sugar. Sugar is your enemy because it's calorie dense and processed rapidly by the body. Same for empty carbs (versus carbs that come with fiber/protein/fat). In addition to calculating your TDEE and running a caloric deficit, deriving as many calories as you can from protein (first) and fat (second) will help keep you satiated and limit cravings.",
"Ah I didn't know OP had already posted there, my bad then.",
"Way to go Buddy! Keep it up!",
"maybe thats the next shirt? ",
"I wonder if sometimes he thinks so",
"Congratulations! That's quite the transformation already.",
"Good job, man. ",
"that’s dope. keep it up man",
"This isn’t instagram. ",
"Keep it up man good job ",
"Good for you, my dude. You look awesome! ",
"He's slowly turning into Markiplier.",
"congrasts man! makes me happy to see you making progress!",
"What kind of food did you dropped?",
"Putting down the cupcakes too ! Good job mate ! Keep at it !",
"what would being down 90 lbs unnaturally look like?",
"Naturally lost, isn't hard or work.\n\nHard work doesn't happen naturally.",
"Awesome!! 👍👍👍👍👍",
"The pic on the left looks like you took half of your body and poorly mirrored it to the other side ",
"Do you excercise by nature or by hard work?",
"Well, fix that, because I’m assuming he edited it to beat Devin Nunes’ dick. Looks like he sandbagged the thread to shill. ",
"How did you drop the weight?",
"Good job you look awesome!!",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Young Robert Baratheon.",
"That's awesome dude!",
"Congrats man keep it up, lookin DYN-O-MITE",
"It suits you very well, can see the motivation in your eyes. ",
"\"Karma is pointless and just a number, but **fuck you and your family** if you get it in a way we decide we don't like!\"\n\nThere's lots of reasons I giggle and make fun of Redditors. This is one of those reasons. Can't ignore the classic \"I don't like you. **Downvote!**\" ego stroking either.",
"You don't know that Wilson didn't have a beard behind there or wasn't Al's unrelated twin.",
"This makes me happy. You guys rock.",
"> it's hard to keep working out 5-6 days a week forever\n\nThat's a BS excuse for gaining weight. You don't burn enough calories in a gym to offset 30 pounds a year in excess caloric intake. Even if you did maintain that 5-6 day a week schedule, you probably still would've put on at least 60 of those pounds. ",
"Nicely done, Chumlee.",
"Are you naturally this retarded or do you work hard to maintain a constant level?",
"Congratulations sir, you are a testament to the power of the human mind. I wish you best and hope your goals become your realities.",
"imagine being this delusional ",
"One amazing transition! Looking great!",
"The bait and switch reminds me of a masterful negotiator",
"I would say it gets easier with time. The body does eventually adjust to the new normal. But I've not done it myself so I may be full of shit.\n\nThe above tip about high volume low energy food is good though. Eat a ton of salad that fills you up without really giving you any energy.",
"Good job! Keep up the hard work!",
"Tape worms. ",
"Good job dude! 👍 ",
"looking good man ",
"And eat slower. I have the opposite problem where I don't eat enough, so when I eat I try and get more in quickly otherwise I might lose interest in the food.",
"Looking good man!",
"my stomach will never be as flat as it was before my pregnancies unless I have surgery to get rid of the tiny bit of extra skin. It's very subtle but it bugs me.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"Good job dude. I’m on 2 months of no fries food. No soda and. I red meat or pork. Down 15 lbs so far",
"At a boy. Congrats on your progress",
"I don't have the jacket but i did put the shirt back on for an Instagram post once. It covered my whole body practically! ",
"Naturally? That's good man. I always had to use some chemical junk to help, but I'm working on weight loss without them now.",
"Congratulations and thanks for inspiring people everywhere. This is amazing and the further down the path of healthiness you get the better you will feel! ",
"Mah man, looking good",
"I spent way too long watching this... ",
"Do you naturally have a Napoleon complex, or are you hard at work to make it to the late karma train?",
"It's crazy how the stomach adjusts to how much you eat. I have to make sure I eat enough most days (now that I don't smoke weed all the time) and I just can't eat as much as I used to. But if I go through a period where I am eating a lot, I can eat so much more each meal before feeling full. ",
"Wow, man. Good on ya.",
"Best onomatopoeia of the year so far goes to you!!!",
"I think you either mean \"protein dense\", \"Nutrient Dense\", or \"Fiber Dense\". Because calorie dense just means it has a lot of calories compared to it's mass. Like potato chips, oil, and even rice are calorie dense compared to vegetables and meats.\n\nYou would want to snack on something that is not calorie dense but high in fiber or protein. Like a piece of lean meat or vegetables that are high in fiber and low in calories. That way your body takes longer to digest it compared to foods with simple sugars like rice but none of the fiber or protein.",
"Dude! Congratulations!!!\n\nHere's a some money from me to you to grab yourself a beer!!\n\n/u/Kwaypay $5.",
"I think you must have me mixed up with the first guy you responded to. I'm all for OP and his success. And there is plenty of hate toward OP in this thread, much of it thinly veiled as \"r/pics just isn't any good anymore\" \"what's with all these stupid progress posts\" and other less thinly veiled vitriol. I assure you, it's mostly people who are incensed at being reminded they could be out for a walk or at the gym instead of sitting on their asses reading Reddit and pissing on the OP.",
"Also r/loseit really loves these. ",
"Very nicely done!",
"How did you hit the shutter button?",
"Do you think he's going to exchange his upvotes for currency or put it on his resume? It's worthless, he's just proud of his progress ",
"Hero stuff!! Keep it up.",
"You can take pictures by pressing the volume button on iPhones",
"you know nothing john snow",
"It's a damn shame that snazzy suit won't fit you anymore. Though I suppose you could just get it tailored. Good job buddy!",
"Nope. Weight loss is a lot more complicated than just being disciplined.\n\nhttp://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2015/03/diets_do_not_work_the_thin_evidence_that_losing_weight_makes_you_healthier.html\n\nWhy are we putting down people who opt for gastric bypass which studies have shown has the highest percentage of success of all the weight loss methods?",
"And Samsung phones.",
"Good work man. Stick with the process will yield results. I am glad you become the person you wanted to be. ",
"Fantastic job and keep up the good work! I’ve recently lost all my gains due to my 5th spinal surgery and ive been itching to workout. Hopefully i can regain the gains and lose this fat buildup again. ",
"Volume rocker takes a pic in android.",
"You are a beast!!!",
"im fucking dead... XD",
"Crap, I thought he was Greg Grunberg!",
"Great work, this is really inspiring for me!",
"dam son",
"I have a good sub for you /r/gatekeeping",
"So what's your routine ? What did you cut from your diet ? I'm trying to lose weight but man it's hard. Haven't gave up though",
"You looked like johnny vegas before, definitely an improvement.",
"No food - the most natural way to lose weight, and you don't have to do a thing! ",
"Keep it up, brother! I'm glad to see that you're working hard, and seeing results!",
"Great job Ozzyman, love your reviews keep up the good work. ",
"Very good. Keep the beard.",
"Congrats dude",
"Is that Ozzy Man?",
"Well done! Keep up the great work 😊",
"Ouch. ",
"Impressive results! Keep up the good work dude!",
"First pic looks like Captain B. McCre",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7urowi/down_over_90lbs_naturally_in_13_months_and_heres/dtn37y7/",
"Great Work! Now about those t shirsts with douchey slogans....",
"If it’s that easy then why don’t more people do it? \n\nBecause it’s easier to blame an epidemic on “stupid, lazy fatsos” than it is to spend the time and and energy on identifying and fixing the issue. \n\nRead up on obesity, and stick to reputable articles and published studies that follow subjects for more than just a couple of months",
"Do you notice any changes in your vision. It looks pretty obstructed in the first pic. Congrats on the weight loss!",
"From russian gangster to creepy guy at the bar; nice job! \nEdit: in all seriousness, be proud of yourself!",
"Yeah. That would be the most simplistic way to put it. But there are a lot of other considerations. For example, what foods keep you fuller for longer. It's a psychological battle. What works for one person may not work for another. \n\nLosing weight is simple yet difficult.",
"Beat me to it.",
"I agree. I've been losing weight recently but it took me a long time to accept that my life choices resulted in me gaining weight. The way I see it, your weight is a result of your life style. This is why people struggle with dieting, because the goal is to lose weight, not to change your food choices. I've spent the last 6 month's slowly changing things in my life, so that I could set myself up for success, instead of a dramatic change that would typically only last like 2 weeks. I traded soda for sweet tea, then traded that for unsweet with sweetner, finally started drinking water and I haven't been tempted to go back to soda anymore. I avoid fast food and fast a few days a week, living on water and smaller meals and it's not as difficult as some people will have you believe. \n\nI'm losing weight slowly, but losing weight none the less and I'm so happy and proud of myself. My advice is to stop thinking about the weight, and think more about the life choices you make and you'll find that losing weight happens as a result. From my experience at least :)",
"I've always experienced the opposite with nuts personally. I found a lot of success with fruits like oranges and apples though. ",
"Definitely start as soon as you feel comfortable. You will be weak, don't worry. Everyone is weak when they start. Your first few weeks will probably be a bit uncomfortable because your muscles are getting used in ways they aren't used to and they will let you know. But don't worry! That type of soreness generally goes away. \n\nBuilding muscle will help even out the appearance of your body a tremendous amount as you're losing weight, and you may not gain muscle as quickly as when you have more \"free\" energy to spare than when you have less. \n\nIt's only a bonus that your body will burn a little more. It may sound silly but it is nice starting to move things with ease once you gain some noticeable strength. The gym is also a really good place to zone out and kind of meditate. I'd recommend starting as soon as you can. ",
"Proud of you man. Keep up the hard work.",
"Hes about 20lbs away from being Ozzyman ",
"Like the bushmen of Kalahari - always hungry, never starving....",
"Cheers to having a sense of humour about it too eh! \n\nKeep it up!",
"You look amazing my friend, keep up the great work!",
"Amazing, GREAT WORK ‼️ Keep going. I know the feeling of losing a lot of weight & it feels FANTASTIC. ",
"I don't think so Ḩ̷̛̮̪̝̞͎͔̮ ҉̛̫̼͈̘̥̟̥W̘͇͖̠̜͢ ̡̤̰̺̗̺̻̟͞Z̵̡̪͈͚͕ ̸̧̢̭̜͖3̢̤̞̜͙ ̣̘K̷͎̗̺͎̠̠̝͟ ̡̨͚̫͎̬̣̙͔͡9̺͉̝͙̝̻͉ ̭͈̤̰͟4̗̤͍͘ ̵͔̝͘1̸̦̳͚̣̝̝͉͇ ̰̩̳̯͇̤J",
"Good work man. Very inspiring. That goatee wasn't doing you any favors though. ",
"Please retake photo wearing the large clothes ",
"He was just doing that weird bark-laugh three times.",
"Yay you're less fat",
"Is this the guy who fell in his shower earlier?",
"Im blessed with high metabolism/being young enough to not care but i couldnt work out hungry for the life of me.\n\nWhen I'm hungry and do a mediocre warmup i already get tunnel vision and white noise.",
"Hard work is right! Keep fucking crushing it dude. ",
"Thanks! Amazon is a big help for my shoe-finding!",
"I thought it was Tim \"Moar Powerrr\" Taylor",
"Can confirm, lost 150 pounds smiling twice daily ",
"Fun fact: OP hasn't grown any more hair, it's just able to get out further now.\n\nSorry, OP, all in fun. I've had to lose a hefty amount of weight in my adult life. Great job, you should be proud!",
"Now you have to cosplay as Matt Parker from Heroes. That's the only thing missing. :)\n\nBut keep up the good work!",
"Quit using /r/Pics for this stuff OP. This is not facebook.",
"Really fucking well done mate. Keep fighting the good fight!",
"I'll check back in a year. Probably will be a candle.",
"Atta boy!",
"If you eat more fats you will have *significantly* reduced feelings of hunger- especially if you eliminate carbs.",
"And grew a BA beard in the meantime 💪",
"And then he ran away. What an ass.",
"Cannot unsee ",
"That's only 90lbs!? Looks like a lot more! Keep it up!",
"good for you, I see you also have discovered the solution of double chin buy growing a beard ",
"YEAH FINALLY A BEFORE/AFTER DIET PIC ON /R/PICS !!!",
"You sexy little poppa keep up the good work? ",
"How much weight do you plan to lose overall? Do you feel happier now that you have lost so much weight? What motivated you to begin this journey? Do you still have a podcast?",
"Fuck yeah dude! Hard work truly does win. I hope you are finding a little joy in that hard work because you clearly look unhappy in that before pic. I hope you're finding some happiness now! Keep it up man you're already ahead of the game.",
"This is actually scientifically completely incorrect. :)\n\nCarbs actually have the least calories per gram of all\nMacros. Not that I recommend eating a bunch of grain or refined sugar-based carbs bc they’re not good for you. These types of carbs are also lacking in nutrients. But carbs eaten as veggies and fruits are very good for you, nutritious, and do not have many calories. \n\nCarbohydrates - 4 calories per gram\nProtein - 7 calories per gram\nFats - 9 calories per gram\n\nhttp://healthyeating.sfgate.com/daily-calories-macronutrients-5927.html",
"Are you seriously comparing me to members of a hate group just because I'm against surgery that is utterly unnecessary and ruins your body? That's absurd.\n\nAnd to compare weight loss surgery to a hip replacement is laughable. People who get hip replacements need them because their bodies have been damaged by either years of use or one severe accident. They can't make simple lifestyle changes to fix their hips. Weight loss, once you understand CICO, is something that absolutely can be solved by lifestyle changes.\n\nThe mental gymnastics you had to do to make this post are astounding. You tell me it sounds like I have zero personal experience while at the same time congratulating me for my weight loss. I have no shame. If anything, I have pride because I was able to change my life and lose the weight. You're projecting your own shame onto me. You failed to lose the weight in a healthy way, so it sounds like you got unnecessary surgery and now you're trying to justify it. \n\nCICO works. It's basic thermodynamics. Maybe you just didn't want to put in the effort counting calories. ",
"That’s not a plug...... garyspodcast.com now that’s a plug ;) ",
"Your shirt is perfect!",
"Thats rough man. I'm sorry for your loss. ",
"Amazing..looks like two completely different people. I bet your mom won't recognise you! And your eyes look happy.",
"Looking good, dude. ",
"Good for you man",
"Wow you saved a man’s life",
"What I did was cut sodas and any caffine based drinks a long with flour products. I started to drop but never able to drop more than 7lbs. Imma focus on cardio. And the whole fast-food thing, I don't eat out much at all. Unless you consider subway fast-food ",
"Good work dude ",
"If that’s the case then there need to be mods and rules to prevent those kinds of posts",
"Funny that, I've been active there for a couple months now. ",
"The picture on the right looks like you're sticking your head through a cardboard cutout and taking the picture with your right hand, behind the cutout. \n\nI know it's a real pic and congrats.... but now that I've noticed this, I can't unsee it. ",
"Lost 90lbs and turned Asian and you can too!",
"Looks like a LOT more than 90 lbs! ",
"That’s one big lad unit",
"RESPECT!",
"Well done mate, I really respect the self discipline required to achieve results like yours. ",
"Holy moly that is damn good bro! Inspiring as hell",
"Reddit confirmed via neckbeard",
"Good work, man! Looking great. All that chub vanished to reveal some extra hair, which is nice.",
"In awe at the size of this lad",
"People are mad about my compliment? Lol....okay then. ",
"That reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GSuO57Ja7g&feature=youtu.be).",
"nice work. \n\nj/c - what do you mean by naturally...?",
"Yeah like, progress is amazing but there is no jawline there.",
"Already doing that. I'm averaging less than 70g of carbs per day.",
"Before I was Keto adapted, that would have been the case for me as well (the tunnel vision and white noise and nausea, not the being young enough :-))\n\nSince being Keto adapted, it's dead easy to exercise whilst hungry.",
"The way your body deposits fat in your face makes it seem like a lot more than just 90 pounds. ",
"From fat fuck to fuck fat.",
"gotta flex that X",
"You traded away your neck for a beard. Good job",
"Great job, you earned yourself decades of life my brotha!!! Way to go, keep it up! Keep posting!",
"I came here only to look for this comment.",
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"You look korean in the first picture...",
"You look so much better OP! Congratulations on the progress. What's your target weight? ",
"Thank you!! ",
"Is the secret the Nike Apple Watch?",
"What was it like, finding out you have a penis?",
"Nice work",
"Aiming to lose about 180lbs over all. So much more happier now!! Motivated to start because I was tired of being tired all the time and in pain.\n\nStill doing the podcast. Garys podcast .com ",
"😉",
"I don’t have the jacket anymore but did take a photo in the shirt on my Instagram @GaryCantrell it was HUGE on me!!",
"Thanks for the kind words and I wish you all the best!! ",
"Did your Apple Watch help to motivate you with its activity tracking ? ",
"As opposed to Tim Brooke Taylor, OBE.",
"Thank you brother!! I appreciate it. Tonight I’m gonna fire up some Sonic 2 in your honor!",
"People are gonna think you're being mean and\nDownvote you. But as someone who has gained and lost a lot of pounds, I see your joke as genuinely funny and it made me laugh. ",
"FUCKIng awesome! ",
"You look great ",
"I never got as big as this guy, but I was fat. Started loosing weight, and thought, 'is my dick getting longer? No, dicks don't grow in your late 20s.\" Then the lady I was sleeping with at the time told me to slow down, \"because your dick is bigger for like no reason!\" ",
"Still fat ",
"You know that you made it when the chin beard marks the end of the face.\n\nYou go man, loseing weight is rly hard but you did it :)",
"What you posted is correct, it's also not addressing what he said, which is correct as well. Carbs should be the first thing you cut because they are why you are unhealthy. \n\nPeople's carbs that lead them to be overweight are not veggies.\n\nFoods that are big carb meals are calorie dense, ie 1200calories on the plate instead of 600.\n\nIt doesn't matter that per gram it's less, they are less satiating.\n\nCarbs explode in you, they're the easiest to digest. You get all the energy at once and it lasts the shortest amount of time.\n\nPeople like you create conflict because you are saying if you want lose lose weight on Twinkies and coke you can and its fine, but the above advice in the long chain you responded to is about losing weight and maintaining easy habits and finding substitutions that make you healthy, not just drop some weight. The pounds are the easy part, it's a 3500 calorie deficit.",
"Well done! Keep it up!",
"Great work!!! Keep that shit up!!!",
"Good job dude",
"LOL such a battle!",
"Weight loss is purely calories consumed with your mouth, vs how much you burn for being alive. It's not \"more complicated\", it's actually 4 letters. CICO. Being healthy is more complicated and REQUIRES you to eat nutritious food. Gastric bypass works obviously, it caps your meals at tiny portions for you. You can eat that amount yourself.\n\nEdit: holy shit that link. \"Doctors know that diet and exercise don't work\" lol",
"Bobby B, The One True King!",
"A lot of people do it. Most, in fact, are not obese on the planet. But over eating is easy and caring that you are fat is hard. There's not an \"issue\" to fix beyond information availability. \n\nYou should know you're fat from eating too much and you should know your healthiest alternative will be to track what you eat so you can no longer eat too much. We should teach this much more explicitly in places with massive industrialized food systems like the USA.",
"mans went from american to asian but congrats tho im trying to do the same thing",
"total w i d e b o i\n\nputs Kylo Ren to shame https://i.ytimg.com/vi/J8wfuZtpgxA/maxresdefault.jpg",
"Well done sir!!",
"Wow. You look like a different person.\n\nThe company I work for won't let us hire anyone overweight so this loss should help you get a job since I assume other companies are the same even if they don't admit it.",
"Woooow you changed your chin into a beard!!",
"Keep the train going man, your killing it. Stop now and it's going to be hard to start it up again. ",
"For sure man. Keep up everything you’ve done. It’s harder than people understand and you will be stronger than others for having done it ",
"High fiber/low calorie foods have helped me. I'm only a week or two in... But I find that is what keeps me honest. ",
"- stops eating 7k calories every day \n- wears ‘hard work always wins’ shirt ",
"Hey guys, I’m not a 400lb piece of lard either. Can I get 50000 karma too?",
"Dude you look fucking great. You remind me of my high school wrestling coach so much. You’re probably cooler than that asshole though. ",
"You look like Bacondonut from Twitch. ",
"You fucking rock dude!",
"What do you mean naturally?",
"Great thing about hard work is that NOBODY can take that away from you .. congratulations 👍",
"Did he just turn into an Asian?",
"It's nice to know [he](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81XF8gRwX6S._SL1500_.jpg) is doing well now.",
"Congrats on the hard work, you've done an amazing job. You're eyes look totally different, they're so pretty in your most recent photo.",
"Hey! You turned into markiplier",
"Fuck yes... Keep it up",
"jesus fucking christ why.",
"That's amazing progress for 13 months. Keep at it man!",
"Lookin great",
"except that you're ignoring the fact that fat people are fat because they have some compulsion to eat alot, which sometimes comes from problems like depression or anxiety.\n\nso you're basically saying \"DONT DRINK DRUNKIE\" or \"DONT SMOKE SMOKIE\", and ignoring the fact that over eating is actually an addiction. normal people don't need to eat 3 times as much as they need for energy. you're also ignoring how absurdly hard it is, to just be hungry and tired 24/7 cause you're eating shit loads less than you used to, and your body is used to eating huge amounts.\n\ni'm betting, you've never even tried it or had to do it. do a 16 hour fast one day, just for fun, then imagine that being super hungry and kind of moody, is just your life for months/years. or even just eat half the calories you normally eat for 2 days, see what it's really like.\n\nso yeah, dealing with depression or whatever caused you to over eat in the first place, plus being perpetually hungry and slightly tired, not easy, not many can do it, you probably would struggle with it.",
"This:\n\n> It's unfortunate reddit provides no mechanic by which users can determine which content they consider most worthy of receiving attention. Some kind of voting system perhaps.\n\nThen:\n\n> Don't know why you are getting downvoted. \n\nIs hilarious.",
"You should only work out 3- 4 days a week ",
"Core strength does a tremendous amount of work. They keep your back solid and straight during squats/deadlifts, not to mention while you simply walk. Try doing heavy squats with weak abs (not sure how you get to the point of heavy squats with weak abs, but it'd be unlikely you could accomplish that)",
"tell that to all the women who fetishize abs on men.",
"Yep, currently cutting to get them visible, and you have to get used to be hungry. The loss of strength and energy is real though",
"Losing weight is simple, it’s not easy. ",
"Also you should always have an off day when building muscles. So 1 day cardio 1 day weights would be fine. ",
"Always blows my mind how much weight loss affects people’s faces. ",
"Very cool! I feel strong pangs of guilt if I don't close those stupid rings ... which I need to start doing more of. Thanks for the inspiration! ",
"Hey it’s Adam the Woo on the right.",
"Getting more of a mob boss vibe to be honest. ",
"Strong beard game",
"Looking great bro! ",
"Amazing change. Looks like you've clicked \"reduce width 50%\".",
"Just checked: holy crap, really puts it into perspective :o",
"You are looking good! Go You!!",
"I like that you said 'so far'. It's a war brother....but you're winning it battle by battle. Ever onward bro!\n",
"He should not have one because it looks like shit ",
"FINALLY. A selfie taken the way it should be - good eye contact with the observer. Displays a certain kind of intelligence to do so. Congrats to OP on both brain and body.",
"I have no idea at all how you got all that from what I posted. 😂\n\nI in no way said or believe that eating twinkies and coke are in any way good for you and made a distinction about the types of carbs. There is a vast difference between a Twinkie and an apple. ",
"If you're doing a basic full body routine doing something basic like rows, bench, overhead press, and trap bar deadlift, then you could do every other day. I agree with you that every other day would be fine for him, and probably ideal.\n\n\nKeep in mind that you don't have to take a break from lifting though, you could do a push/pull/legs routine, an upper body/lower body routine, or a 4-5 day split. I lift every day in the morning, and then do higher rep bodyweight exercises for the same body parts at night.",
"A) Only the people who are try to lose weight or keep off the weight they lost are the ones religiously tracking what they eat. The slim people who’ve never experienced serious weight gain are slim without even trying. Heck, a lot of skin by people on this planet are skinny because they live somewhere afflicted by war and famine.\n\nB) Tracking what you eat doesn’t make it so you can’t overeat. And calorie/food tracking has not been shown to reverse obesity in a significant percentage of people.\n\nYes weight *is* linked to education and nutritional knowledge in general. But even then, obesity/over weight is still prevalent amoung the educated groups.",
"Why don’t you have to take breaks from lifting? Your muscles tear and then they need to rest and heal. Am i missing something?",
"That’s great! Congrats",
"Go man, GO!",
"You not only lost weight. You also turned Asian!",
"Look at the flair, look back. Now delete your comment.",
"iPhone X, Nike Apple Watch, AirPods...\n\nApple employee or just like their stuff?",
"Good for you! That's a great achievement. Keep up the good work!",
"They are slim because they eat a responsible amount of food. I'm sorry you don't love thermodynamics but you should appreciate that it's as simple as 3500 calories = a pound so if you eat at -500 a day you lose a pound a week.\n\nIt doesnt \"stop\" you from over eating, but it does show you that you are overeating, nothing MAKES something else happen, that's where you come in. Omg I'm at 1800 my daily limit now I can't eat anything today. Being honest makes you stop once you track.\n\nSo if you aren't honest or you have no self control, those are different problems, but also fixable. \n\nYou didn't grasp my education message at all.",
"You say this harshly, but it’s not really so wrong. People do get fat from long-term, repeated bad decisions and habits. It’s really not responsible to let yourself get that fat and in 2018, it’s no longer an excuse to say you don’t know what it takes to keep relatively fit.\n\nMy guess is that being overweight is so normalized that these posts inspire people. If that’s the case, then I say let them stay. People need the motivation to change their lifestyle and reverse the trend. \n\n",
"It's not as vast as the fat people reading this whole section thru would want to believe, I'm sorry I specifically made my message because I did not see you reference sugars but I misread. Your message belittles the main points above though, in that if someone is gonna cut anything it should be carbs to start, that doesn't mean fruit to anyone, it means bread to 99% and pasta to 90% of people.\n\nI personally think that cutting sugar is the easiest way to realize what you're in taking is not healthy. You are clearly educated and understand healthy living, but I wanted to counter your argument on the grounds of people perusing the comments, seeing they should cut carbs, and then deciding against it after reading \"carbs are ok they are actually the least calories\" when that's only half the picture of a satiating diet, since you will absolutely eat more calories in carbs than anything else for your day to day life.",
"Casual Reddit reader here: didn't know this thread existed (thank-you), I've spent the last hour upvoting and reading so many success stories!",
"Doctors these days usually perform hybrid bariatric proceedures that limit the amount of food the person can fit in their stomach and reduce their ability to absorb the food the eat. Higher success rates that way.\n\nYeah on paper CICO is simple. But people, particularly those who are already overweight can’t just “eat less” end of story. ",
"I read the definition and a friend tried to explain it, and in retrospect I've seen plenty of copypasta online. I just hadn't been able to put 2 and 2 together for some reason. I needed to see it at work and referred to by name, apparently.",
"First picture guy would totally call the cops on you and stay there until they get there.\nSecond picture guy would empathize with you and let it slide.",
">not quite that extreme but i get your point",
"You go mate! Well done. ",
"Yeah, you're definitely right that your muscles need to rest to recover and grow, but that doesn't mean taking off of all lifting. My schedule is something like:\n\n\nSunday: Chest, shoulders, triceps\n\nMonday: Mid/upper back, biceps\n\nTuesday: Legs, lower back, arms\n\nWednesday: Chest, shoulders, triceps\n\nThursday: Mid/upper back, biceps\n\nFriday: Legs, lower back\n\nSaturday: Chest, shoulders, triceps\n\n\nSo I'm lifting every day, but with the exception of arms, every muscle group is getting rest for two days before I hit them again. My chest is recovering while I'm doing back and leg training, my back is recovering while I'm training legs and chest, etc. It's not the same deal as if I were working every muscle group every day. \n\n\nFor me, I do this type of routine because a full body routine doesn't give me enough volume for each body part anymore. My chest/shoulders/tricep day for example, I'm doing 8 different lifts. I'd be in the gym for like six hours if I were to do a full body day with the same amount of volume. And it just wouldn't be productive most likely. \n\n\nYou also don't necessarily need to rest the same muscle groups every other day. Olympic lifters perform a couple basic lifts, and they often do the same lifts 5+ days per week, and continue to get stronger. Some powerlifters do the same lift multiple days in a row per week and get stronger. Lifting isn't just about muscle growth, there are neurological improvements and technical improvements as well. You can also vary the loads and volume you're using daily and work on different aspects of the same lifts. So while it's a generally good guideline to give your muscle groups a day or two of rest, it absolutely varies depending on your goals.",
"Awesome work! You look great. Keeper up. ",
"I love these Reddit moments. Good on both of ya. But especially good on OP! ",
"Great job. I was thinking you looked like the guy from heroes now. [Greg Grunberg](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/70/GregGrunberg.png/revision/latest?cb=20160612150328) ",
"I mean they literally can you just hate the idea of being responsible. You are clearly misinformed and have no information filter proven by the gossip article you linked.\n\nYou also keep bringing this back to bypass surgery, no one is saying anything bad about it. ",
"Some of us didn’t become enormous land whales in the first place so we don’t need to lose weight. I guess all that is left for us is to become junkies and get clean so we can post here. ",
"> calories in calories out\n\nThe most persistent broscience of all time.",
"I didn’t know actual doctors go around giving people broscience. Get it in your head lazy fatty, you eat more calories than you’re burning you will remain fat ",
"it looks like you lost 150. i hope that sounds like a compliment.",
"Dude! You look amazing! Congrats!",
"Hey what's up guys scarce here",
"First off - Congrats, I can’t imagine the temptations you said no to. \n2nd - something looks off in the after pic like the type of guy who would stay in the back room at Blockbuster for hours back in the day",
"Where did you leave your other half?",
"amazing, great work.",
"Keep up the work brother! \n\nYou look amazing. ",
"This answers my question if it's ok to roast someone in a 'before' picture.",
"Looking good. Keep it up. ",
"Holy shit, your face reversed shape",
"Nice work! How do you keep from being hungry after eating so much less?",
"The first half might need to be lower case, though",
"You look like the cop Matt from Heroes.",
"I still laughed, but I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. It was just such an unexpected response lol",
"Keep your chins up!",
"Yeah but u could do it in 3 or 4 months with all that other stuff....",
"Damn that's like having 2 of the big gym plates attached to my body at all times.",
"I don't understand why I'm getting downvoted for being inquisitive. I control my portions and do keto, have lost 20lb so far. Haters",
"wow dang",
"No, he always had the epicanthic fold. We just don't find it weird when obese people have fatty eyelids which makes it look similar to an epicanthic fold.\n\nPeople with experience drawing portraits and face anatomy will quickly notice details like those.",
"MLP mi try",
"Keep up the good work!!\n",
"Given that he could expess a pretty wide range of emotions with a grunt, surely it was *surprised grunt* or *confused grunt* or something similar",
"Ah I see you are a man of class. ",
"AARDVARK PAYS OFF!",
"That’s awesome. So about 1.6lbs per week? So you’re eating about 1400-1500 calories a day? That’s a perma-hungry state right? Do you have cheat days?",
"Looking great man, nice job!",
"Keanu Reeves?\n\nIs that you?",
"Looking good man! ",
"Great job! Keep up the work!! ",
"No such thing as low/high metabolism. On average everyone has relatively the same rate at which they burn energy. Unless there is some medical issues at play, but these are very rare. If you feel like you lose weight easily, it is because you are eating less, or happen to be exercising more, without even knowing it. \n\nPeople think that being young means it is easier to stay thinner. But think about it this way: when you are young you probably don't have a car and you are walking everywhere, including from class to class or endless loops around the mall (this equals more exercise) and you probably sleep in and skip breakfast or don't have a lot of money for eating out (less caloric intake) -- as you get older you have a more sedentary lifestyle, more sitting and less walking and there's more money for high calorie Starbucks like drinks and more eating. It has nothing to do with metabolism and everything to do with lifestyle (exercise and food!).",
"Hey Flylite - to answer your post, not too sure but what I can be sure about is he casts a smaller shadow.",
"True...diets do not work. Making lifestyle changes for the long term works. \n\nDiets don't work because people revert back to prediet habits...and prediet caloric intake...and regain the weight. A person who changes their diet for good and maintains healthy habits and continues to stay at maintenance calories will keep the weight off.",
"Looks like the guy from heroes",
"A) those people who are \"thin without even trying\" are that way because they have learned to eat only as much as they need. They mostly only eat when hungry and stop when full. You might see a skinny person scarf down a big meal but that might be their only meal of the day or they are actually only eating half or they might not eat again until the next day. Unless you are around a skinny person 24/7 you have no idea how many calories they are/aren't consuming. \n\nB) studies on obesity are flawed because most of the studies are based on self reporting and there is no accuracy in self reports. People lie about their food intake or forget about snacks or don't count calorie laden drinks. \n\nA person that maintains a caloric deficit will lose weight. For 99.9% of people it is medically impossible not to lose weight with a caloric deficit and KEEP IT OFF by maintaining those habits. It is simple...but not easy to do. But it CAN be done.",
"Fantastic!! Way to go!!",
"Great work, hard work, good going. Stay strong.",
"you look great! well done! ",
"Oh so it's the weight loss that damaged the skin and not the fact that the skin had been damaged by stretching it 100 lbs too far?!?!?",
"Calories in, calories out (yes it works) with discipline and consistency and a whole boatload of time and patience! OP has said he is a picky eater so just eats the same foods but less of it than what he used to.",
"Any Overwatch fans here?\n\n\"ARD VARK PAYS OFF\"",
"Good for you! That's fantastic!",
"What was your diet?",
"Hey man u look good keep doing great work 💪🤞👍",
"A friend of mine's 24 year old adopted son just died a week after having weight loss surgery. He got a bacterial infection. He went to hospital an hour after feeling feverish and died within an hour of checking in. No ducking kidding. Props to you OP but everyone else just watch out. He was good guy. He did not deserve that.",
"If I were a thug I would never pick a fight with the left guy.. ",
"White to Asian? I’m confused ",
"Dude, you’re looking fantastic! Keep up the steady and maintainable losses. ",
"So you thought you were flat footed, but really you were just fat footed?",
"Keep it up man! Good job",
"Haha, I might have to as well (or some Sonic Mania, it's awesome)! Tell your mom and Brian (Bryan?) \"Hey\" for me! They made such a good impression on me as a kid!",
"Did you turn asian when you lost weight?",
"Good job! Look good!",
"Keep it up! Also, mad props for you being able to understand how reflection selfies work, by looking at the camera in the mirror.\n\nNew year, keep going strong brother!",
"Lookin good",
"You've got a bit of Al Borland going on in the after pic.\n\nAwesome!",
"Fantastic! You are looking great and i love your shirt! Keep it up OP don’t forget to tell yourself you’re doing great!",
"Dude fuck yeah! You are awesome I can tell :)",
"Why is there 5 minutes of this?",
"Wrong",
"Ralphie May to Doug Benson, nice job dude.",
"Keep it up bro, very inspiring!!!",
"Nice man! Looking good!\n\nDo you mind me asking what a daily amount of food used to look like for you? Content, amount, etc.? ",
"How is eating less hard?",
"its worse when you can grow a magnificant beard but have to keep shaved for a form of job choice. I love firefighting so much but if only i could grow a beard too.",
"Changing any habit is pretty hard, especially if there’s anything else affecting it like if you stress eat, comfort eat or if you’ve just had a bad habit of overeating for a long time. \n\nSaying “just eat less” is like telling someone that bites their nails “just don’t bite your nails”. If it truly was that easy then no one would have a problem with it. ",
"You guys should fuck",
"You’re still fat",
"Yup. I previously lost 110lbs doing low fat/high carb CICO. It works but I was constantly hungry. Then I got pregnant and was put on bedrest, and gained back some of that.. Now I’ve lost 60lbs more doing low carb/high fat (keto) and it’s really so much easier. It’s still CICO but the change in where the calories come from makes an enormous different. I’m not always thinking about my next meal and struggling to distract myself from feelings of hunger. ",
"Did you do a diet ? ",
"Good you got it. Proud of you bud. You were wrong. ",
"Tooltime Halloween costume next year? I think so ",
"Nice work dude!!!",
"So he starved himself to buy an iphone X?",
"Great job! Keep up the good work!",
"Ralfie May?",
"Holy shit mate! Good work!",
"Fat you looks like the count",
"Looks like Greg Crunberg",
"You're a badass and anybody would be happy to have you in their life.",
"Ahuuuuh?",
"Keep up the good work!!",
"I've interacted with some really stupid people on Reddit, but you're a whole separate breed.",
"Did you become Asian?",
"You are awesome.",
"OK GENIUS",
"It's not about how he looks, it's about how he feels. I've had rapid weight loss, (after pregnancy) and my body couldn't handle the gain, so I scarred really badly.\nBut you can see how good you feel, I bet you take walks for funsies and shit. You're awesome ",
"You look like Al Borland (Richard Karn) from Home Improvement, nice going by the way!",
"Grats. The double chin just don't quit!",
"What does your weekly workout schedule look like now? What did it look like when you started?",
"Under all that neck was a beard all along. ",
"Holy. Where did all the mass go?",
"Who else thought he looked like Matt from Heroes??",
"Yep and a few cameos from Home Improvement. It was hilarious.",
"Epic progression man!",
"Bot? I think the internet is actually forgetting (or some of you never knew) what bot is a reference to. When you call somebody a bot you dehumanize them. \n\n\"When you dehumanize, it allows you to kill your enemy and no longer feel guilty about it\" - James Forsher\n\n\"You don't begin by dehumanizing those who are dehumanizing you, because it contributes to the cycle of dehumanization in the world.\" - Cornel West\n\nHere are REAL examples of a bots on each side: [THIS](http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/v1492107381/articles/2016/11/17/how-pro-trump-twitter-bots-spread-fake-news/1611117-Resnick-Twitter-Bot-tease-embed2_wcy1hc.jpg)\n\nand [THIS](http://mewo2.com/cultural-bots/assets/trump.png)",
"I mean it’s pretty obvious I don’t understand then I guess. I’ve never had issues with forming or breaking habits after I’m aware of them. I guess I’m projecting to assume that it’s the case for all non addiction habits too so I treat people as lazy if they can’t adjust. Unfortunate ! ",
"No, he just became retarded ",
"I know you!",
"The world needs a firefighter more than it needs another magnificent beard. Fight on brother! We all appreciate you!",
"Okay I see the issue here. You’re assuming that obese people react mentally and physically to food the same way normal people do. The science behind fullness and satiety isn’t fully known yet, hence the numerous studies looking into things like leptin.\n\nSo to point A. For a lot of obese people their hunger signals are out of wack. A normal person eats when hungry, stops eating when full (which means eating a normal amount of food) and then doesn’t think about food and has no desire to eat until many hours later. The only conscious decision is “do I eat leftovers or do I order take out.” For obese and formerly obese people eating until not hungry means overeating. Eating to lose /maintain weight means never being satisfied, frequent hunger and constant intrusive thoughts about food. \n\nB) not all obesity studies rely on self reported food intake. I was referring more to studies looking into body chemistry, like insulin resistance, leptin resistance, dopamine response etc. And the Biggest Loser study was also of note for looking at weight and directly observed metabolic rate. \n\n\nA good way to think about it is to replace food with cigarettes. Someone who has never smoked will react to the sight cigarettes very differently to a former smoker. We don’t tell smokers “Just stop smoking it’s easy! I’ve never smoked but I have 0 desire to smoke so it should be exactly the same for you!”\n\nInstead we recognize it’s an addiction, and that quitting requires a combination of willpower, nicotine patches, avoiding places that sell cigarettes, therapy, prescription drugs etc... \n\nBut with obesity it’s “just stop eating! Easy!” While stigmatizing medicine, surgery and not even mentioning seeing a doctor or a therapist. And then get all mad when the person is amoung the 95% who gain all their weight back. CICO (on its own) for the vast majority of people will not work because it never becomes a habit. \n\nThis is entirely anecdotal, but for 10 years I tried different forms of calorie counting, and it never worked because I’d always fall into binge-restrict cycles. Went to a doctor who instead of dismissing my binges as “just get more willpower and stop eating” actually addressed the issue. He put me on Keto and I lost *most* of what I needed to lose. And it’s been almost 2 years and the weight’s stayed off. Even though I’m maintaining, I don’t have any new habits. I calorie count the way I always have, but now I actually have knowledge of how to deal with what used to prevent me from falling off the bandwagon.",
"It's ok to be wrong dude. Don't take it so hard. Try not to be so upset. ",
"Good shit man. Keep it up",
"Awe. You're adorable",
"Deflection won't work my dude. You'll accept it eventually. And it'll be ok.",
"Ok pal, you and fatty over here have fun together",
"You too. It might distract you long enough from your mistake that you can stop feeling so bad about it.",
"Lmao. You're a vegan. A literal soyboy. Your existence is invalid",
"Man, your ego is so bruised by being wrong you went through my post history? And \"soyboy\" was the best you could come up with...\n\nMaybe you should get seek therapy if being wrong one time on the internet sets you off so bad. ",
"Amazing job,\n\nAs a guy that's about 6'4 and 230 pounds I'm at my point where I start feeling grossly uncomfortable with myself because the pants and shirt are getting tight and I feel bloated. That then triggers me to lose wait and fit into my clothes again. I've always wondered, how did you breach past that into a much larger weight? Do you just kind of lose the sense of being overweight at some point and it's easy to just get bigger? ",
"Jeeez dude. Keep up the good work!!\n\nDo people still recognize you? Haha",
"from invisible to prime women to invisible to prime women",
"Is it me or does he look like Greg Grunberg who played the detective from Heroes??",
"negative comment karma for cheering someone on for getting healthy... okay whatever reddit.",
"Crap, I thought he was Greg Grunberg!",
"That's about 41kgs to metric people. Please guys don't just put in your own units in the title, this is an international site.\n\nThat said, well bloody done dude!",
"90 to go",
"The first guy looks more friendly idk why"
] | 1,808 |
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Down over 90lbs naturally in 13 months and here's the result so far....
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/r/pics/comments/7urqoo/everyday_my_dad_sends_his_view_of_the_sunrise/
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[
"Sometimes, I just wanna forget my responsibilities and look at scenery like this while listening to calm music.",
"You can! You just have to be on top of an icy mountain at 7am! ",
"I would LOVE to see pictures like this every day!"
] | 3 |
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Everyday, my dad sends his view of the sunrise from work.
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/r/pics/comments/7urrz2/for_anyone_who_was_interested_this_is_my_teacher/
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[
"I'm really liking that new office policy. ",
"Isn’t it beautiful? ",
"I told him he was on the front page and he was like “ooh that was YOU”",
"Yeah for sure! And he’s that type of guy. always sarcastic lol",
"Well a lot of people were skeptical as to weather it was real or not (haters will say it’s fake) so I said I post again today ",
"Very true, but I didn’t think about it at the time. It was kind of a spur of the moment pic",
"He also mentioned to me that he was on “The Chive” and had no idea how it started ",
"What was that!?? *earbuds firmly in*",
"I said *takes a big breath* ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL?!",
"The Chive. It’s like Reddit, but not as good",
"It actually looks like a regular meme based website, but all of it looks like clickbait ",
"Ahh I see why you thought that. Clever shrew ",
"For anyone who was interested, [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uacij/my_teacher_put_up_a_picture_of_himself_on_his/) is the thread in reference.",
"Thank ye good sir ",
"How do we know that's not just another picture inside the door? ",
"Pictureception",
"Does the door open inwards? I'm having trouble figuring out how it could open any more without hitting the desk.",
"And now he knows your reddit name. D:",
"Yes it does! I know it doesn’t look like it, but the spacing is a little bit further than you would think ",
"Well the funny thing is (believe it or not) he doesn’t have a reddit account :0 However, he received MULTIPLE messages yesterday that he was on reddit and other medias as well",
"No clickbait 👌🏻",
"You mean on the Chive?",
"I came here to say that.",
"Thank you!!!",
"Friday's Schedule:\nInt. Algebra\nCalculus III\nMeth Lab\n\nThis is just a promo for Breaking Bad",
"That’s amazing ",
"We need to go deeper. "
] | 27 |
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For anyone who was interested, this is my teacher and his picture on the window!
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/r/pics/comments/7urtkr/forget_princess/
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[
"Like a combination of [house on fire](https://i.imgur.com/rfDyBby.jpg) and [could you not](https://media.giphy.com/media/AuIvUrZpzBl04/giphy.gifv).\n\nStay outta her way",
"No I agree with you, this is likely just her parent's desire. But it is a good and noble one. My own daughter, who is now 10 and will likely become a scientist, wanted to be a Peterinarian at age 6. Meaning only take care of pet animals, or stuffed ones.",
"Ok, she's adorable, but c'mon. My 5 y/o daughter wants to be \"a mom and a vet\", but only for cats and dogs. The second we walked into Magic Kingdom a few months ago on vacation, all that was instantly forgotten and it was \"I want to be Rapunzel.\"\n\nI want her to be a vet, or an astrophysicist. You know, nothing major. But at 5, I think we have some time to iron it all out. 'Till then, I'd kind of rather her be a princess-pony-shopkins-dragon."
] | 3 |
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Forget princess...
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/r/pics/comments/7urw5w/alaskan_bull_worm/
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[
"Looks good.",
"I wonder if they were the inspiration for the sandworms in Dune.",
"Why does it not have horns?",
"Is he looking into the camera.. Or showing us what he thinks of it? ",
"I wonder what fishing with that in the south will catch you\n",
"Cause that ain’t the part of the bull they look like ;)",
"Wow, what a whopper of a fish this worm shud entice!",
"I guess that explains the saying “Grab the bull by the dong.”",
"300 pound hottie in an orange skirt",
"Nah I prefer to let it travel up my chocolate cave. The euphoric feeling of it going through me gets me off.",
"Ew it looks like an elongated toe with a smashed black nail",
"Sounds like you should take your house, and push it somewhere else.",
"Pass",
"IT'S BIG. SCARY. AND PINK. ",
"[Seen this before](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7f/e0/ff/7fe0ffa2545e3cfb33138d99427afa8d--reddit-funny-funny-images.jpg) ",
"A god damn Loch Ness monstah ",
"https://youtu.be/bGAlpljE89E",
"Perfect storage for such a thing",
"How do I delete someone else's comment? ",
"So is Patrick’s bellybutton, but I ain’t afraid of that neither!",
"Someone call sandy cheeks ",
"You only need about $3.50 to catch on of those.",
"What do you have against skinny American women anyway?",
"Pinky from Doom? ",
"Is that how much one of these worms cost?",
"do not oppress \"chocolate cavers\"",
"This is what my ex used to call my doodle",
"lol, it's doing both the lotus and the Bill Clinton.",
"I tried smacking my head with a rubber mallet, results unclear ",
"Looks like great Striper bait. Huge catfish too. ",
"That's a.. saying? ",
"Yeah. Very common saying down in the Australian outback.",
"Usul has called a big one! Again, it is the legend.",
"Father, the sleeper has awakened!",
"> my chocolate cave\n\nThat's in Willy Wonka's factory somewhere, right?",
"I definitely only thought this was a spongbob thing.... turns out it's real!",
"I get that a lot.",
"Don’t let Bear Grylls see this",
"Interesting.. Kinda like putting the old pussy on the chainwax huh?",
"That's what she said!",
"The spice must flow.",
"No doubt. (Air five for the Key and Peele reference ✋🏻)",
"High fiber! ",
"Oooouuuuuuuuch (-o-) ",
"How big are the starlings ",
"Pull; trailers are pulled behind vehicles.",
"q: skinny women can do this for you?\n\na: what is, \"not a goddamn thing\"? \n\nblack jeopardy ",
"Don't know what I expected",
"The Joke.\n\n\nYour head.",
"grill that sumbitch up and dress it like a fancy hot dog, I'm down",
"Jokes go into heads, that’s where they are absorbed and converted to laughter.",
"I can see you are wise in the ways of science. I have been defeated.",
"Save The Dong-Worm Campaign\n\nFor only 20 Dogcecoins a month, you can help save these majestically erotic creatures from the likes of [Alaskan gold miners.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Gold_Rush_Title.jpg)",
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW..... i mean its kinda hot and i want one in my ass right now, but EWWWWWWWWW",
"Back and forth... forever...\n\n))<>((",
"You have to kiss under it....",
"Is it just me or is that thing kinda...sexy?",
"Wobbly sausage!",
"So that's what hot dogs are made of?",
"The blue gill must ENORMOUS ",
"Why do they call it a bull wo... Oh, I get it now. ",
"That’s a big nope. ",
"We have a lot of those in congress",
"IT'S REAL?!?",
"I can almost smell the spice by just looking at the picture!",
"You could catch a big fish with worm like that",
"http://i.imgur.com/fSAd2MD.jpg",
"No no no no no no no no no no no no",
"For anybody else wondering, there's no living critter known as an Alaskan bull worm outside of the Spongebob universe. This is just a picture of a somewhat large earth worm held closely to a camera.",
"Reminds me of the worms I’d grind for hours in Final Fantasy XI",
"Looks like one long toe with a black nail.",
"Not sure if \"Alaskan Bull Worm\" makes a better porn name or WWE wrestling move name.",
"This makes me feel extremely uncomfortable while pooping",
"A favorite food for the Alaska State Bird (the Mosquito)",
"This would be perfect for Bear Grills",
"Bet I could catch some big fish with worms like those.",
"We're gonna need a bigger hook",
"That's just the tongue ",
"Is that a baby graboid? ",
"Are you holding it with a Poop Knife?",
"!Dreambot",
"Shai-Hulud!",
"I hear that a lot.",
"I’m kind of shocked that this thing isn’t from Australia and deadly poisonous ",
"WHY??",
"oh my god why aren't people more disturbed by this image!",
"That Spongebob episode just became so much more real",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm\n\nProbably is from Australia, at least. \"Alaskan bull worm\" is not an actual real thing.",
"Lol 😂 Something that huge just seemed so Aussie to me",
"That’s a snake",
"This is r/karmacourt material. Its not a bull worm or anything like that you idiot. Its just a giant earthworm. And it was found in queensland. Derp. ",
"Nah, for catfish big enough to eat that, you just stick your arm in the water and spend the bait money on extra beer.\n\n(To people who are not from the south, it sounds like I'm joking but I'm really not. It's called \"noodling\".)",
"Well I guess Alaska is on my [no list...](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uZsWFrM4yNw/maxresdefault.jpg)",
"What kind of bird eats that in the morning ?\n\nNo, I will not accept Early or Big"
] | 95 |
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alaskan bull worm
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/r/pics/comments/7urxwz/my_boss_ski_trip_photo_looks_like_an_album_cover/
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[
"Maybe for a Jimmy Buffet cover album",
"I feel it lol",
"\"Mountain Margaritaville\"\n\n\"Cheeseburgers Paired with Ice\""
] | 3 |
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My boss’ ski trip photo looks like an album cover
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/r/pics/comments/7ury0k/bottom_of_a_can_maybe_shes_born_with_it/
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[
"That's freaking hilarious. I needed this this morning. ",
"Duuuude wtf...lol",
"Imagine, that whole lot (or more) got that stamp on it, and you may be the only one who noticed.",
"What brand is this?",
"That's an important life question.",
"Nowhere In Particular, Batch #016. An imperial stout brewed with cocoa, coffee, and lactose",
"Knowlege is power."
] | 7 |
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Bottom of a can: "Maybe she's born with it..."
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/r/pics/comments/7us0dx/feliz_what/
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[
"Feliz Cumpleaños = Happy Birthday. \n\n",
"ok, thanks kind redditor. that L looks too much like an I. ",
"/u/myownreddit, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/myownreddit&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7us0dx/feliz_what/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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Feliz what?
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/r/pics/comments/7us2dc/a_massive_earthworm_found_in_queensland_australia/
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[
"For whale fishing",
"^ this, it's main diet is probably jack jumper ants.",
"Something timon and pumba would eat"
] | 3 |
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A massive earthworm found in Queensland, Australia.
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/r/pics/comments/7us49i/the_boundary_waters_in_minnesota_taken_in_may/
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[
"Taken about 15 minutes before a cloud of mosquitoes descended on the lands for the rest of the year",
"Precisely why we went in May",
"I've lived in Minnesota off and on in my life and always wanted to camp here but never knew how to time it... How was the temperature when you went? Will I need a heavy sleeping bag? :)",
"It was in the 60s most of the time and rained a good amount. At night it did get down in the 40s so a heavy sleeping bag was nice. If you’re really thinking of planning a trip I suggest [this outfitter](https://www.vnorth.com/). They provided us with canoes, all the bags, cooking supplies, tools, sleeping bags, etc. everything except food and clothes. Highly suggest them."
] | 4 |
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The Boundary waters in Minnesota. Taken in May. Missing summer.
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/r/pics/comments/7us6k2/i_see_your_old_coffee_maker_i_raise_you_this/
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[
"Found it in my mom’s house. ",
"Chamois*",
"but it's not a real Chamois skin, so it's a \n\nSham-\n\nmy",
"Shamwow ",
"String bet. Big no-no. ",
"In West Germany born and raised\nOn the playground where I spent most of my days\nChilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool\nAnd all shooting some b-ball outside of the school\nWhen a couple of guys, they were up to no good\nStarted making trouble in my neighbourhood"
] | 6 |
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I see your old coffee maker, I raise you this shammy.
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/r/pics/comments/7us6lh/simplistic_but_to_the_point/
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[
"Too*",
"It's Cold's turn to change the sign. The responsibility has shifted to Cold.",
"I initially thought it said United Methodist of Seafood",
"Halibut be thy name.",
"It still boggles my mind how some people can't grasp the concept that those are too different words.",
"Me two!",
"you twok it two far",
"And yet their are.",
"Know he didn't",
"hilarious",
"\\#metwo",
"And hear wee our."
] | 12 |
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Simplistic but to the point
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/r/pics/comments/7us700/my_dad_retired_last_year_and_picked_up/
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[
"Beautiful. What camera and lens package is he using? ",
"Great picture!",
"You're not biased, this picture really looks great.",
"i see a boat in a storm inside! ",
"“Nikon 3200. 50mm 1.4 Nikon lens with a number 4 close up filter on the lens.” - from the man himself",
"\"I see, Mother.\" - Al Borlin",
"Awesome thanks. I've got a 50mm 1.8 Nikon lens but haven't tried the filters before. Will give it a shot. ",
"leaves in ice",
"Nice pun. ",
"It looks like a magical road into a mystical land. ",
"That's gorgeous! I'd frame it and put it on my wall so I could see it every day!",
"Very beautiful :)",
"No, you are not biased, he is really good at this❣️",
"ISO what you did there. ",
"I see it now too. \n\nWhat is life......??",
"It looks like a natural snowglobe.",
"He's doing great! Go Dad!!",
"More of his work, please",
"\"will give it a shot\"? ",
"tell your dad some guy from sweden says hes awesome",
"Yes. You did. :/",
"So What do I win? ",
" impressive",
"Hiiiiiiiiiiii 😘",
"r/coolfrost !!!",
"Any picture you take with a 50 prime will look amazing. ",
"that's not your dad that's some kind of spherical orb thing",
"Here's a good tutorial video with some stunning imagery in case anyone is interested in how he would do it: https://youtu.be/As99QsiTN8c",
"I gave you an upvote. Congratulations ",
"You buy expensive gear, learn em macros and get cool pics whoopdidoo your old man learned how to press a button to take photos. Stop the press folks we got another cameraguy on our hands!",
" I bias this is amazing!",
"I will totally use it as my wallpaper. Your dad has a gift.\nIs this the highest res of it? (It’s of really good resolution) ",
"So crazy! I thought I was looking at a walkway up a mountain through a marble 😳",
"Sorry to hear about your dad OP..",
"here’s another bubble shot ",
"Crazy, from the thumbnail I thought it was a reflection of a wooden bridge over a lake with a mountain in the background.",
"Wow!",
"nice image. photography great hobby. hope your Dad has long happy healthy retirement. Take him out for supper and thank him for working all those years to provide for you.",
"I did not even know such a thing existed. Frozen bubbles! This is a wonderful photo. I love how it seems to be luminous, with a whole microcosm inside.",
"the picture is really good. \n\nto elevate it just a little more he should have gotten the bubble a little off center. cropping it a little to one side of the other would have made it almost perfect composition. \n\nstill it's a great shot of the bubble. ",
"I agree! He needs to master “the rule of thirds” for sure!",
"the frozen bubble is the real story here",
"It is now my phone background, thanks dad!",
"It’s absolutely stunning, good for him ",
"'tis blurry-edged.\nShould have increased the depth of field a bit by stepping down the aperture.\nNice back lighting though.",
"Good advice - I’ll let him know!",
"Tbh I have no idea. He just sometimes emails my sister and I pictures he’s taken! ",
"Getting good? This is absoulutly stunning. ",
"It’s looks like glass reflecting a bridge going into the mountains. I love it. ",
"Oh, that's very pretty. Jareth would be pleased. 👍",
"I feel like Dr. Suess would have made an interesting world based off this beautiful picture! ",
"I think you probably are, but it is pretty cool : ) Tell your dad he should be proud",
"Also stop it down a bit more to get more of the Bible in focus. Given it at 1.4 with a magnifier, it will still give impressive bokeh stopped down. ",
"Join him. You’ll share images and memories. He won’t be around forever. Trust me. Mine is gone and I wish we had done something together.",
"Floppingoris",
"My first thought too:)",
"Plot twist OP’s dad was a photographer for a living",
"As someone who has tried to take frozen bubble photos and failes, woah",
"Oh Theodore Geisel...where art thou!?!?!",
"It also kinda looks like a snowy mountain pass",
"I also have the 50mm 1.8, but damn 1.4 looks awesome",
"I try to look at frozen bubbles and they pop. How do you do it?",
"You are clearly biased....and he is getting good.",
"wait, why would it look better if its off center? Could you point me to any pictures that use this effect? Trying to learn too!",
"That’s An Amazing Photo.",
"*and me",
"I think I can see a shrine over there. Mark it with your slate!",
"Totally biased, fake news. Now MY dad, he's like a really, really good painter. Frozen bubble, sad!\n\nI know everyone hates me right now. Proceed with the firing squad!\n\nNo in all seriousness it's a beautiful picture, my dad's not a photographer and this is absolutely beautiful. 😁😁😁 Your father obviously has a great eye for this even as a hobby!",
"I can see a ladder leaning on a log",
"Isn't that the thing David Bowie kept twirling around in the Labyrinth to make Sarah uncomfortable?",
"You can say that again. I'm going to trial the filters first but i suspect I'm gonna want to upgrade. ",
"r/WritingPromts ",
"Can you ask him for a high res version?\n\nI need a new wallpaper :)",
"wow",
"The defocused edges of the bubble (center is focused, nothing else is) is probably a side effect of the filter. \n\nProbably the best use of the lack of focus downside of that filter. Awesome shot. ",
"It's called the rule of thirds but it's not a rule you're supposed to follow every time. In this case, I think having the bubble in the center is perfect. ",
"Done!",
"Lmao",
"way to much editing after the picture is taken, let him fiddle with the camera options and learn how to make clean nice photos without all the photo manupilation",
"Idk this picture reminds me a lot of a Disney movie. ",
"One of the rare times on reddit where it isn't bias. \n\nMost times the photo or drawing posted are slightly better than mediocre.",
"it was a bit more of an experiment than “just” a normal bubble. he made his own with dish soap, water, sugar, Karo syrup and corn starch!",
"He may have wanted the blurred edge effect, to focus on the crystal pattern on the bubble. ",
"Thanks. Its still pretty cold here so I mite try that recipe. I want to watch ot freeze. "
] | 87 |
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My dad retired last year and picked up photography as a hobby - he took this picture of a frozen bubble this week! I might be biased, but I think he’s getting pretty good!
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/r/pics/comments/7us7qm/found_and_old_story_board_for_a_vine_i_did_way/
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[
"This should be in a museum. \n\nIn an exhibit on how goddam dumb our generation is. ",
"I cringe about the things I used to do on that app",
"The pac man loops back to the original circle? If so that's pretty cool ",
"Yes it did, I couldn’t find the other paper with the finishing loop :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):"
] | 6 |
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Found and old “story board” for a vine I did way back when. R.I.P. vine
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/r/pics/comments/7us7sn/pickpocket_level_9000/
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[
"He was kicked out of the Fantastic Five.",
"Photoshop level: 9001",
"shouldnt that say \"*over* 9000\"?",
"r/PerfectTiming ",
"[It's not just pickpocket](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/185541191368966146/409029899161174016/Untitled.jpg?width=186&height=430)",
"r/Misleadingthumbnails ",
"Stretch Armstrong's arms stretch until next week",
"I don’t think it’s photoshop, I think it’s just that the light makes their two arms look like it’s all his arm. It looks like she’s reaching back into her pocket",
"The long con ",
"Reed Richards.",
"He's not going for her pocket...",
"It's the Viewpoint.",
"Level: >9000",
"Alright here we go, we're just gonna steal a couple of things",
"You're not very smart, are you?",
"also would have been acceptable",
"5D pickpocketing.",
"Go Go Gadget arm!",
"The long arm of the outlaw.",
"Title level: horseshit",
"In her defense, the guy has a 20ft long arm. It might not be wise to anger him...",
"\"And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.\"",
"https://youtu.be/34WL_07WEIs",
"I've heard of a reach around before, but not like this 😂",
"Real life [Adventures of Stealy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34WL_07WEIs)",
"Who just leveled up?",
"Things haven't been the same for Reed Richards after the movies kept failing.",
"Yoga!",
"Would you say that he is armed and dangerous?",
"/r/confusing_perspective",
"He's just pulling up her pants ",
"I am not proud to admit this but it took me more than a few seconds to recognize what was happening here.",
"Haters will say it's photoshop ",
"The comment I was looking for.",
"That is one terrific Hiney. ",
"That's a stretch.",
"Hahaha I took way too long to understand what was going on",
"One belt loop. That’ll be 17... grapples!",
"I think the 'being armed' part is within reach.",
"Arm's so long he's got 2 elbows",
"Just gonna go ahead and get that from ya... Greeeeeaaat. Thaaaaanks.",
"Shoutout girls who cram themselves into jeans this tight ",
"But is his arm strong?",
"Looks like another case of #metoo",
"Nice ass, level=10,000. ",
"Lost his job at Yubaba's bathhouse and had to make ends meet, I suppose.",
"Jake the human ",
"Penrose pickpocket.",
"the thumbnail is actually less misleading here.",
"Ooh an Octodad sequal.",
"Every time I see this the thing that strikes me the most is how beautiful that girl's hair is. I really want her to turn around so I can see her face.",
"Ugh, glare...it's more like #WhitePeopleProblems",
"/r/classicreposts",
"Misleading armnails ",
"Um ",
"So it seems Inspector Gadget has turned to a life of crime...",
"r/confusing_perspective",
"r/slenderman",
"First thing that hit my mind...stealy!",
"99 thieving",
"He was, but a different thief already cut the pocket and took the wallet. Sometimes you find the treasure box, but the treasure's all gone :(",
"Is this what they call the long con?",
"I'm smrt ",
"I'm a detective"
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Pickpocket level: 9000
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"The more I see of this city the more I want to visit",
"Crossing the border ain't too bad :) ",
"When I read that title I vomited a little "
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Passion fruit vibes in Toronto ✨
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/r/pics/comments/7usd31/my_daughter_looks_like_patton_oswalt/
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[
"She does, and she is 1000% adorable.",
"I totally agree but unfortunately so does she. Her favorite toy right now is a mirror.",
"cutest thing I'll probably see today, I can understand why she loves the mirror.",
"What a terrible thing to say about the fruit of your loin."
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My Daughter looks like Patton Oswalt
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"Like a glove",
"Fittingly enough, over time and wear it probably would get well worn into place, proving if you stick with it long enough- you can achieve anything.",
"/u/Sabahe, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Sabahe&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7usd4q/fit_in/?context=10\\))"
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Fit in
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[
"Good job shedding pounds and pixels",
"rofl it took me a minute to realize you were using # as pounds. I was sitting here thinking, well wheres 1-29?\n\ngreat job!",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.",
"Love your user name and knowing there's another over 40 woman here. You look fantastic!",
"Down 30 hashtags!",
"see also: go away",
"sounds lit af.\n\n\ndid i do that right?",
"She’s 32 — how dare you. (jk)",
"The low resolution diet has done wonders for me as well.",
"Thank you, tyvm!",
" Thanks, I'll check it out. ",
"OP? What did you do to change your lifestyle ? Good for you!",
"LOL and thanks! Yeah, (old gramma voice....) back in my day, it was the pound sign, dagnammit! ",
" Thanks! Yeah, fb download on the after pic. ",
"Thank you! Just the basics, move more, eat less. I was already going to fitness classes (weight circuit and aerobics) but I ate whatever I felt like, add much as I felt like. \n\nGood old calorie counting, cut out the obvious stuff, like cookies every night. ",
"Great job!",
"Thank you!",
"Wonderful!",
"Thank you! ",
"Bravo!",
"Yay! Good job!",
"Thank you!",
"Thank you!"
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Here goes... Down 30#, August - December 2017.
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"Holy slopes Batman",
"Come a paraplegic and leave a quadriplegic",
"It's a ramp to become handicapped, they left that part out. "
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Handicap Ramp
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/r/pics/comments/7usfmv/im_far_from_a_photographer_but_im_very_happy_with/
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"If I were judging this I would knock you for the door frame reflection starting at 12 and moving to 2 and visible equipment at 4, imbalance of colors in the face, and the smudging of light on the table surface. This would get decent marks for color and lighting but suffers from the little details. overall execution is okay-ish but needs more attention. I get that the photo is showcasing the elegence, the lines, and craftsmanship of the wrist watch but my mind is screaming at me to focus more on whats in the reflection. Ultimately, this would not place in competition outside of maybe unpopulated Amatuer division and is wholly forgetable. Play with the lighting and angles, and display surface to clean up the reflection and smudges. For what its worth, Keep at it, this a promising start.",
"/u/mull54, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/mull54&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7usfmv/im_far_from_a_photographer_but_im_very_happy_with/?context=10\\))",
"Thank you for the constructive criticism, really appreciate it. Those reflections are very distracting indeed and this is as you say not a very good picture if you compare it to professional photographer. I'm just experimenting and trying to improve. Overall I really enjoyed taking this photo. Thanks again for the feedback.",
"no problem. What is really appreciated is the learning attitude. Applied properly, with effort and dedication will carry an individual farther much faster. Keep it up, the art of photography needs more quality (students willing to learn), not quantity (ie. bored house wives).... * steps off soapbox *"
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I'm far From a Photographer but I'm Very Happy With how This Photo Turned out, What do you Guys Think?
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"and another young \"photographer\" started big fire and burned down hundred houses, because molten metal totally looked safe and he just wanted few likes...",
"/u/CookieMonztaah, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/CookieMonztaah&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7usk6e/steelwool_art_i_am_a_young_photographer_thats/?context=10\\))"
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Steel-wool Art, I am a young photographer thats trying to get my my photos noticed. Any and all feed back is much appreciated!!!
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/r/pics/comments/7usute/in_celebration_of_groundhog_day_here_is_a_picture/
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[
"[This is OP.](https://i.imgur.com/qmEOjc3.png)",
"Took me a second",
"That brown baggy jacket was really popular back then.",
"You met Bill Murray 12,403 times????",
"this again?",
"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. ",
"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. ",
"Is that your mom? If so, Bill Murray definitely banged your mom",
"On the set of what? ",
"It is. Yeah, I remember him being flirty with her.",
"She's nothing special...",
"Is this before or after you fell out of the tree?",
"...Groundhog Day",
"Bill looks a little bothered because he's had to pose for this picture everyday for years now.",
"Looks like your mom is about to get Munson’d.",
"On the set of what?",
"I loved you in Maze Runner and We Are The Millers ",
"It's cold out there everyday.",
"A mom is a mom.",
"Can't argue with that. ",
"...Groundhog Day",
"I've definitely seen this picture before and this comment before. Is this thread fucking with me? Am I stuck in a groundhog day loop of reddit threads?",
"#Picard Triple Facepalm\nThe Movie is in the Title.",
"You can see from Bill's expression, he had to pose for this picture day after day.",
"Hmm, are you sure this isn't you? https://i.imgur.com/GvOX44W.png\n\n",
"♫ *Strike up the music the band has begun the Pennsylvania Polka* ♫",
"Do yourself a favor and watch the movie. Everyone loves it",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1wu4s2/in_celebration_of_groundhogs_day_here_is_a/",
"ENHANCE",
"The Razor's Edge. His best comedy. ",
"first in flight movie I ever watched. I was 8",
"You forgot the tap tap tap. ",
"Are you that actor with the weird eyebrows? You look like him.",
"Were you the kid who kept falling out of the tree? Was your mom in the movie too?",
"On the set of what?",
"On the set of what?",
"On the set of what?",
"#Groundhog Day (the movie).",
"On the set of what?",
"#Groundhog Day (the movie).",
"Woodstock IL, where there filmed! There's a plaque on the sidewalk where he stepped in the puddle. ",
"#C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!",
"#C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!",
"https://imgur.com/oMH8Sao",
"OP, was this in Woodstock?",
"Eric?",
"It was! We lived just outside there when they were filming.",
"We were not in the movie but my cousin at the groundhog dance in the background. She’s wearing a blue dress.",
"That’s neat! I’d want to hang out on a movie set too!",
"I'm a bit disappointed OP hasn't posted this every year...",
"is that your wife and kids in the picture op?",
"Didn’t I tell you to call me Big Ern?",
"What is this, Miami beach?",
"How’s your son doing?",
"He'll see ya tomorrow!........MAYBE ",
"Every day",
"That's Ned Ryerson",
"Will Poulter?",
"Too early for flapjacks?",
"Needle nose Ned?",
"And also for playing hockey with the Edmonton oilers and new jersey devils. ",
"Needs more jpeg",
"“Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, Mr. McCracken's already there.”\n\n-OP\n\nhttps://youtu.be/DR7HcqsBOdg",
"Ned the Head?",
"that's totally the town square. there's a plaque on the ground where bill Murray stood during filming ",
"Didn't he famously hate making this movie?",
"They moved the plaque to the wall near what used to be the Tip Top cafe when they redid the streets a few years ago.",
"Phil Connors.",
"Every hour",
"Can we only utilize Woody Harrelson gifs from Rampart please? Thanks",
"Ned Ryerson. I did the whistling bellybutton trick at the high school talent show? Bing!",
"No, he was correct. You write it so that it makes sense if you remove \"Bill Murray and\" from the sentence.\n\n(Bill Murray and) I went to the movie set.\nHere's a photo of (Bill Murray and) me.",
"Ned Ryerson. Got the shingles senior year - almost didn't graduate. Bing!",
" Well I guess my public high school education is working as expected. All my English teachers told me the opposite. ",
"every frickin second",
"It all depends on the usage. If you said, \"Bill Murray and I enjoyed our time on Gobbler's Knob,\" it would be correct. In the title, OP should have said, \"Bill Murray and me,\" instead of, \"me and Bill Murray.\"",
"that's why i couldn't find it when i was there last time",
"Taylor Hall looking mother fucker...",
"I didn't see the resemblance until now.",
"Yeah I see the resemblance now.",
"I take it you’re the sunglasses. ",
"If OP was the kid, then [this is OP.](http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/sid-toy-story-5.57.jpg)",
"Bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!",
"Watching this movie right now",
"those white sneaks are pimp.",
"[This encounter is actually what go OP into acting](http://frostsnow.com/uploads/biography/2016/04/21/will-poulter.jpg)",
"Do I look like I know what a jpeg is.gif",
"So you must of lived near or in Woodstock. I lived in Harvard. Not too far. Was kinda cool to go see where everything was filmed.. about the coolest thing in that area lol ",
"All I need is ...",
"Downtown Woodstock IL is still beautiful ",
"What are you gonna do, eyebrows?!",
"You little brat. You never thanked me!",
"Hardly!",
"YOUR mom is nothing special. Dick. /s",
"Dude I know you. You're Ramadan Steve dude.",
"The resemblance is uncanny. [This is Will Poulter (or you?) in childhood](https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/m/l/b/2/t/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1mlat6.png/1509657866853.jpg). The film is Son of Rambow.",
"Are you from Woodstock?",
"Sooooo... is Bill Murray your step dad now?",
"Good ol Woodstock",
"Just finished watching this. As you do today. ",
"I loved you in chronicles of Narnia! You look exactly how I imagined Eustace. ",
"He looks like he's about to say some Bill Murray type things",
"I thought I recognized that smug face. ",
"Did he fuck your Mum...",
"Ned Neiderlander?",
"*Bill Murray and I*",
"Is that a line from a movie? That sounds really familiar. I want to say Ghostbusters, but I know that's wrong. Kingpin?",
"I understood that reference.",
"Watch out for that first step, it's a doooozy!",
"Steve Martin, I believe",
"Which is the same as the other commenter said, remove the person that isn’t you and it should make sense. ",
"How did he get the picture then?",
"He's got you babe",
"Looked up the exact Steve quote: \"I do a lot of work with unwed mothers, just helping them get their start\". Love that guy!",
"I went back and looked through those AMA answers and they weren't as bad as people remember them. Definitely a PR guy giving cringy responses, but for something 6 years ago I can see why Woody himself didn't show up ",
"To be honest, I don't really know what the general perception of the AMA is. It was definitely misguided and exploitative, and ultimately not very understanding of the platform.",
"McHenry. Just a few minutes south."
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In celebration of Groundhog Day, here is a picture of me and Bill Murray on set
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"That's just some unemployed idiot about to cause a traffic jam. Hope some cabbie brought a slingshot.",
"Neither one. If anything it's trespassing.",
"well it made you stop and take a picture, then post it online to discuss it, so whether the person wanted it to be or not, it became art. "
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Art or Vandalism?
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/r/pics/comments/7usx7c/my_friends_super_happy_mule/
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[
"He looks like David Schwimmer. ",
"That’s a nice ass ",
"He's high off his ass.",
"OP was probably holding waffles.",
"Reminds me of a mule my dad used to have... Fond memories :)",
"I made a funny sketch for this funny mule [sketch](https://i.imgur.com/ozzvP71.jpg)",
"Aww that's so cool!",
"How sweet❣️",
"what a jack ass!\n"
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My friend's super happy mule
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[
"What a beautiful photo! That will really be something to treasure. Thank you for sharing it with us.",
"You're welcome.\n\nAnd thank you.",
"You can see they have the same face. Very special ",
"Your vision is off, there are 2 distinct faces in that photo.",
"Yeah, and she doesn't even look anywhere near old enough to be a mother, let alone a great grandmother.",
"A sweet innocent face and a face full of life's experience. Awesome picture.",
"I'm a crusty old essimist; this choked me up. Very nice.",
"Happy ake day!",
"The years you get between those two are the only ones that matter, spend them wisely.",
"Precious!",
"Beautiful photo \nSo poignant "
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A Great-grandmother's Love
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[
"69!",
"Sorry for the poor picture quality :(",
"Took me a while to see it clearly on my crappy work monitor ",
"More like toe sucking.",
"turn that frown upside down..."
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One of my dearest friends gave me this print he made as a going away present ! Just thought reddit would like to see it as well!
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/r/pics/comments/7ut0tu/old_couple_in_their_now_abandoned_house/
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[
"Curious why it was abandoned?",
"Or mother & son",
"Idk the story, the house is on one of our companies ranches. A lot of old books laying around as well.",
"Find them!",
"Could be, I'm not too sure to be honest. ",
"Well I guess it makes sense when your company bought it they moved out and your company has no use for the house just the land to farm I imagine. Correct? ",
"That's quite beautiful and moving. You should try and find them if you can be bothered.",
"She’s fine tho",
"I feel like I can smell that photo...",
"Probably the parents home, when they died the children sold it and it nobody ever purchased it again.\n\nThat looks like a son and mother spending time together.",
"This makes me feel so sad. You always wonder the history of a home and now you get a little peak of happiness in a place that was once a lively home. ",
"Traces of love.."
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Old couple in their now abandoned house.
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[
"What the hell kind of dog is that? Beautiful in a scary way.",
"Silken velvet bar-deem dog egg. I want to stroke it.",
"Pit bull",
"It's one of the 'pit bull' look-alikes, but I don't know which one. Staffordshire Bull Terrier perhaps?",
"This guy looks like he should be on an aftershave advert taking Johnny Depp For a walk ",
"This is scary! ",
"Absolutely Beautiful.. ",
"Yeah looks like a Staffy to me.",
"T'CHALLA!",
"This is touched up right? It’s eyes don’t really glow do they? ",
"Looks so close to a Black Panther.",
"I think it's a [Cane Corso](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/b5/c3/eeb5c38373033386bb552b9325262f85.jpg).\n\nScary looking bastards... ",
"Vantablack Pit Bull",
"Imagine how many fake panther sightings would be reported if this dog got loose. ",
"Optical illusion, most likely, because his irises are so pale against his black coat. Gorgeous, though.",
"Last picture on phone OP recovered from the street..",
"Yep Cane Corso- Sweetest doggo ever and yes their amber eyes look like they glow. Not for the novice dog owner though",
"Staffies are considered pit-bulls. \n\nEdit: http://dogtime.com/advocacy/39017-know-difference-pit-bull-american-pit-bull-terrier",
"If looks could kill.",
"Satan's good little boy.",
"If you're talking 'type', not breed. As opposed to the actual pit bull *breed* - the American Pit Bull Terrier. ",
"Yes ill take one in Venti please.",
"What a handsome boy! ",
"This dog is probably a pushover.",
"They are absolutely beautiful, in that, you know they could kill you, yet, they are some of the most loyal dogs around. I have a Staffordshire / Boxer mix and he's easily the best and most loyal dog I've ever had.",
"/r/band_names ",
"Jesus Christ, this dog is so black he could date a Kardashian.",
"No, it's a Pit-bull probably a Staffy. Cane's have larger Muzzles. Edit: Own a Bull-Mastiff which is similar to Cane's except different color.",
"So cuddly!",
"No Dana, only Zuul.",
"That's because it's a deragoth",
"Saw the title with the small thumbnail and thought - \"Wait, that's NOT a panther?!\" \n\nTitle is accurate AF. ",
"Oh yeah. I'm not a Dogtologist or anything. I just know those Cane Corsos look tuff as fuck. ",
"Lets see how long it lasts vs a real panther",
"Most Dog Looking Panther*",
"Which the AKC didn't recognise as a true breed, but a mixture of breeds. \nThere's a lot of confusion on what is and isn't a pit bull now. Depends on who you ask. ",
"You know, I'm somewhat of a Dog Scientist myself [Willem Dafoe Grin]. Seriously Cane's are lovable. They were \"Ramsey's\" Dogs on Game of Thrones. You want a breed that will scare the shit out of you, Tiberian Mastiff: http://www.holidogtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tibetan-mastiff-facts-cover-1.png",
"Black Pant-er",
"Hell hound",
"That's gangster.",
"I assumed it had been shopped too.",
"> You want a breed that will scare the shit out of you, Tiberian Mastiff:\n\nIn that same vein... My ex had a super lovable chow chow. He was beautiful. \n\nBut that mother fucker MERC'D EVERY ANIMAL THAT HAD THAT BAD FORTUNE OF GETTING INTO HIS BACKYARD!\n\nAnimal control phone calls every week!",
"This dog is intimidating just [sitting around the house.](https://i.imgur.com/4Rj5f4K.jpg)",
"actually... how about just Pit Bull?",
"I am guessing this doggo doesn't get a lot of belly rubs from strangers..",
"Don't worry miss Romanov, I'll kill him myself....",
"Looks like one of the \"dogs\" from Ghostbusters",
"I think that's taken.",
"Probably just a big teddy bear. Most pits are.",
"Fuck, I actually laughed. Well done. ",
"Gawd damn ",
"Imagine the street cred you're getting with that doggo. \"Yours is a Jack Russell? So cute! ... Mine? Not sure about the race, to be honest, I stole him from Satan.\"",
"I'm not certain that it's *not* a panther.",
"Yup, don’t wanna be attacked by this dog. Pretty sure he’ll chop my dick off.",
"Some bloodborne shit",
"Must be a good parntner.",
"I’d name him Vanta",
"Oh good, it's a one-headed Cerberus ",
"Mr. World wide is taken. Pit bull is available. ",
" \n\nAccording to [the source of this image](http://www.xxldesignerpitbulls.com/prague.html), it is (at least primarily) a pit bull.\n\nIts name is Prague and they also have [these pictures](https://imgur.com/a/I85mt) of him. In the second one he **really** looks like a panther.\n\nHis father is Fireline's Deacon. You can see his pedigree [here](https://pedigree.gamedogs.cz/details.php?id=275895).\n\nHis mother is EK's Avant Garde of XDP. I can't find her pedigree ~~Ek's Lady Gaga. You can see her pedigree [here](http://nytrobullypeds.com/details.php?id=46742).~~\n\nEdit: Thank you for the correction /u/TheThirdBlackGuy. ( Ek's Lady Gaga is the grand dam (grandmother), the mother is EK's Avant Garde of XDP.)",
"Canis Incubus",
"Clipping/docking: cruelty in the name of vanity",
"Did he Attack The Block?\n",
"This dog is either a sweetheart or he eats hearts. Not sure I want to find out which it is.",
"Yeah, it's a shame people assume some dogs are gonna be mean just because of their breed. My mutt is amstaff, chow, and lab along with a smattering if other stuff too dilute to pick out w/ testing. She's the sweetest dog around but people just hear pit and assume the worst.",
"Somebody's gotta say it so.....\n\n\"Who's a good boy?\"",
"It literally depends on the eyes of the beholder which is just insane to me. I've had people say one of my dogs is definitely a pit mix, other say he's a lab mix, others say he's a hound mix, etc. My second dog definitely looks like a bull terrier to me, but people have said she also looks like a pit bull. It's just silly.",
"It's not a staffy, too long and tall. Staffs are very small and stocky, this dog looks more pitbull or maybe a cross between both.\n\nHard to tell without a banana for scale",
"Black 2.0 -- not proprietary and a lot cheaper!",
"Imagine this thing as a police dog running after you... I would explode from fear.",
"In my experience, all bulldogs and bull terriers are now pit bulls because of fear mongering media. It really is very silly. ",
"I'd rather pet Cujo.",
"Yea that's the biggest hole I see in trying to ban the breed. There's definitely a potential for \"pitbulls\" to be dangerous, but any larger dog can be. And if you ban pitbulls then you'll more than likely ban a lot of dogs that aren't pitbulls. It also skews the number, I'm sure, on reports of bites. ",
"I agree. ",
"I’ve seen that dog before.\n\nHe’s not so bad after Belle breaks the curse and he turns back into a human.",
"Beautiful dog, I think he/she would still be just as beautiful without cropped ears. My pits floppy ears are one of my favorite features about her. ",
"I Never Freeze",
"That's a zelda boss",
"My god, what a beautiful animal. ",
"No reservation",
"Death Hound.",
"That's a Death Hound.",
"Is this shopped or does it’s eyes really look like that?",
"Needs two more heads to complete the look ",
"*shakes while awaiting reply from good boy*",
"I was about to say the exact opposite.\n\nI think people are trying to look for distinctions that aren't really there as a loophole to the anti pitbull sentiment.",
"well lets see her",
"Hades is missing a hound ",
"Can confirm. ",
"*Good boy has to think about it momentarily before answering*",
"This dog appears to be way bigger than a staff, looks more like a pit bull.",
"And can also be tall and long. My right neighbour has a couple (male and female) and they are absolutely gorgeous. ",
"Sure, here are both of my dogs and then one or 2 of Maggie, the one who looks like a pittie, but also very bull terrierish (with a slightly more normal snout).\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/SMz5u\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"pic #1 looks like it was taken right before the /r/zoomies",
"I just spit out my Powerade! Bahahahahaha!",
"He looks like the guard of some athlete's wealthy estate",
"Happy cake day!",
"My bud bought one and had it shipped over to Florida. \nEven with being a fabulous dog daddy and having an unnatural amount of patience, the CC was far too much for a homeowner/working stiff to handle. ",
"Actually, one of the few times she wasn't zooming everywhere chaotically. She's extremely lazy in the mornings, so I snagged a pic of her getting up to stretch, before re-curling into a ball for sleep.\n\nIMO each pic makes her look like potentially a different breed.",
"How do you mean? Aggressive? Needs exercise? ",
"If def leave my 2 year old in a locked room with this ",
"Is that real? That is one bad ass looking dog",
"uhhhh what?",
"He had plenty of exercise, but it’s disposition, (at least that particular beast) wasn’t built for family life. \nIt would act extremely skiddish toward even the slightest of everyday family movements. \nGetting up for a glass of water from a relaxed position would put the dog on alert, the sound of emptying the dishwasher, things of that nature. ",
"That's a matte finished dog",
"How can I clarify? ",
"That dog would be walking me.",
"OP is lying, it's a hellhound. Call the Winchesters ",
"I live with two cane’s. I love them to bits. ",
"I suppose there's two sides of the same coin. I have an American bully that most non bully owners think is a pitty. She's the sweetest girl ever but the sound of her growl is scarier than a Maltese's or yorkie and therefore she's a mean dog. Adults turn into kids around dogs, one way or another lol they love and scare so easily.",
"In what way was it too much to handle. I have a CC. He is my best dog, so I am trying to understand.",
"If they ever make a live-action Batman Beyond movie, they've found their Ace.",
"He had plenty of exercise, but it’s disposition, (at least that particular beast) wasn’t built for family life. \nIt would act extremely skiddish toward even the slightest of everyday family movements. \nGetting up for a glass of water from a relaxed position would put the dog on alert, the sound of emptying the dishwasher, things of that nature. ",
"I'm a dog lover. I like Pit Bulls. I've owned a Rottweiler and a Doberman, and they're just big puddles of lap dog to me. This thing looks freakin' evil. I kinda want one.",
"Looks more like a hell hound from Skyrim.",
"Ah! Perhaps his “little guy” wasn’t prepared to be living so closely with a growing family. \nHe did his diligence in learning as much about the breed before purchase, but the beast just wouldn’t become cohesive with the family unit. ",
"I had a pet iguana once. I picked him out of the pet store because he was beautiful.\n\nHe was feisty in the store though. Didn't want to be touched.\n\nI could never get him to like me or allow me to handle him.\n\nI had no idea iguanas used their tail as weapon! He fucking whipped me every day! Hurt like shit. \n\n",
"There is no Dana, only Zhuul",
"Yikes! That’s an eye opener for sure! 😊",
"Hes so cute",
"Curious, do they drool a lot?",
"Aren't Staffordshire bull terriers smaller? I've seen American Staffordshire Terriers and they're bigger, like this handsome fellow. ",
"Also have an American bully and he is amazing, also he is a pocket so he is knee height. \n\nBut people cross the street or pick up their dogs. This is insane behaviour for two reasons. One my dog is often bullied At the dog park by small dogs. Two if he wasn’t friendly do you think I’m just going to let him maul your dog?\n\nThe worst thing my does is jump up and try to lick your face he really loves licking faces. ",
"That's normal for iguanas \n\nHad one shatter our glass shower door when I was giving him a bath. ",
"I had always seen people holding them though...\n\nI kind of figured that had to be his \"weapon\". I just never saw one get mad before. \n\nI literally had to pull him out with leather gloves. I'm pretty sure his tail whip could break the sound barrier. \n\n**EDIT** Man... After seeing all y'alls iguana stories, I should have done research first. Turns out they always whip first and ask questions later. shit",
"Except this dog still has a tail...",
"Oh god you have no idea.....one of them does, to a ridiculous amount. He has bigger jowls. The other one who is not built like a brick shit house does not. ",
"So much so that I thought it was a dog-looking panther.",
"Gorgeous.",
"I want to throw a snowball and watch him catch it, and then hug him! I love panthers and the fact that it’s a dog makes it so cool",
"He's not a pit bull he's an.... Abyss bull.... ",
"James Harrison’s spirit animal",
"Maybe don't tell that dog that he looks like a cat though.",
"We're gonna need a bigger bone.",
"Its incredible. Looks like something from a movie.",
"In some cases, sure, vanity. There's an actual reason it started though.\n\nEdit - yes, super informed dog people of reddit, who I'm sure have a vast amount of knowledge and aren't down voting based on your emotions, there are reasons people *started* docking tails and ears.",
"Why would you post the real shit when we wanted to guess and make shit up and talk about 'Game of Thrones' dogs!?!?!",
"Probably referring to the docked ears",
"Why breed dogs like that? I bet they suffer",
"This is why we black people hate iguanas. Anything that whips is a no no.\n\n/jk",
"Is that where Lady Gaga got her name?",
"The game of thrones dogs are Cane Corsos, I’ve had one and they’re magnificent 👌😌",
"His motha was a muddah?",
"This guy walks up to your girl at the club and sniffs her ass. What do you do?",
"r/aww ?",
"You need to do what's right for your children, HOWEVER:\n\nYou wouldn't need to in all honesty; unless these breeds have been mistreated or bred to fight, they're the world's biggest snuggle bunnies and even more docile than labs.\n\nI have a Staffordshire/Rottweiler, and she has a similar build as this dog but with floppy ears and white markings and she gets bossed around by my in-laws labradors all the time. \n\nWhen my nephew was born, he poked her in the eyes, pulled ears and tail, crawled all over her and she just sat there. I was right there just in case, but it wasn't needed. \n\nShe was even attacked by a German Shepherd and had her ear ripped in half and didn't even bark (except for a surprise boof). We didn't know she was actually hurt until we got home and saw how much she was bleeding). Blood doesn't show on black fur so good.",
"Man... I feel you. Getting whipped is bullshit. \n\nI would have dipped on that underground Rail Road for sure. ",
"I didnt finish reading the title and I thought it was going to say \"the most panther looking panther\" and honestly almost believed it and then finished reading. ",
"That’s very unusual for the breed. We had one that hit 135 lbs as a family dog, and he was certainly always on alert for *outside* stimuli, but he’s was incredibly loyal and close to the family and wanted nothing more than to snuggle all day every day. In fact the breed description even lists their disposition as borderline needy and prone to separation anxiety like most molloser breeds. Did they adopt him or get him from some kind of results breeder instead of a reputable one? I truly miss my guy, he chased off a robber and when he tried to jump the fence, also just simply knocked the fence down and kept chasing him. He ultimately died because my dads girlfriend was walking him and two loose dogs attacked them and he was just never the same afterwards and my dad had him put down the day I finished my first year of college, great thing to come home too.",
" This dog is from wakanda If I'm not mistaken",
"Runs over to you like that & then plops down & flips over so you can rub his belly.",
"dang ol man talking bout dang ol hell hound meng.",
"Lol my mom always told me to never trust a Chow Chow, I didn’t understand and then my cousin had his nipple bit off by one. Shame they’re so fluffy.",
"My guy used to lean his whole weight against your leg while you loved on him, and it wouldn’t look like he had any drool and then when he walked away there’d be a big ol slime trail on your lap, I miss him 😭",
"Bagheera? Is that you?",
"Sorry to hear of the loss, there isn’t anything like the awful feeling of losing such a dear friend. \nI should’ve been more concise as there are clearly many stories involved with all breeds, my buddy being such a great dog father, I was shocked to see him struggle so much. ",
"his fatha was a muddah!",
"It's a Cane Corso I believe. Italian Bull Mastiff(kind of a pitbull)",
"Gorgeous, gorgeous puppy!!! I don't get the ears, though. ",
"First thought was komodo dragon, dont ask me why",
"And the argument is basically the same as australian shep vs border collie. They are a mix of the same kinds of dogs, and look and behave in similar ways.",
"...but does he eat faces?",
"Are they currently breeding puppies? Or how do i get that info without effort. Hehehe...i have cookies",
"I believe Prague is considered an American Bully.\nPer the ABKC website:\n>”Like with the American Staffordshire Terrier, all the positive characteristics of the breed’s ancestry were kept like loyalty, stability with humans and other physical attributes; but traits of dog aggression and gameness were bred out of the breed because the breed had no future and purpose for those traits. What differentiates this breed from the American Staffordshire Terrier is the physical appearance. This breed is built with heavier bone structure and a “Bullier” build. A reinvented breed was formed with the purpose of being the ultimate companion breed, and this breed is the “American Bully.”\n\nAmerican Bullies are bred from the American Staffordshire Terrier with Bulldogs. I have 3 American Bullies, and I never refer to them as Pitbulls because that’s not really what they are, but Pitbull seems to be an umbrella term to call all dogs that have a similar look. They even have their own subreddit r/AmericanBully",
"I just ran the other way",
"Savannah monitors are what your looking for.",
"You can't trick me, Stealth-Panther!",
"WAKANDA FOREVER!",
"Well I mean it’s not a breed that’s necessarily easy, we had our problems with him, he was very mistrustful of strangers and honestly having a big breed like that is close to having a pet wolf or big cat, you just have more confidence they won’t eat you because they love you.",
"Amen. ",
"Wakanda ",
"Reminds me of the dogs in the original Ghostbusters movie ",
"Who's Fireline? Who's Ek? Are we supposed to know this names? ",
"Name better be Panthro, imo.",
"There's a good reason pit bulls have more cat-like frames than other dogs. Wrestling ability is selected for, and cats are good examples of what that looks like in quadripeds. ",
"I would attack that dog with a rake for looking at me like that.",
"It’s an American bully ",
"This person dogs",
"This is a stunningly beautiful animal. That being said, I would rather take my chances going 1 on 1 with a lion or bear. That thing is intimidating looking. I hope his/her name is something like \"rainbow \" or \"sunshine\". I love ironic dog names.",
"What’chu doin photographing a death hound? The vampires will get ya!",
"Every pup is unique. ",
"Not even the dog would stoop that low",
"We fostered a gorgeous Dane mix that did *the lean*. Feels so good.",
"I believe Prague is considered an American Bully.\nPer the ABKC website:\n>”Like with the American Staffordshire Terrier, all the positive characteristics of the breed’s ancestry were kept like loyalty, stability with humans and other physical attributes; but traits of dog aggression and gameness were bred out of the breed because the breed had no future and purpose for those traits. What differentiates this breed from the American Staffordshire Terrier is the physical appearance. This breed is built with heavier bone structure and a “Bullier” build. A reinvented breed was formed with the purpose of being the ultimate companion breed, and this breed is the “American Bully.”\n\nAmerican Bullies are bred from the American Staffordshire Terrier with Bulldogs. I have 3 American Bullies, and I never refer to them as Pitbulls because that’s not really what they are, but Pitbull seems to be an umbrella term to call all dogs that have a similar look. They even have their own subreddit r/AmericanBully",
"American bully breed ",
"His poor little ears look cropped- but he is a handsome lad..",
"this pittie makes my pittie look like a fairy ",
"This dogs fur looks like felt! Beautiful and terrifying. ",
"\"You better throw that ball again\" look in its eye. I'll take 9008 to go.\n",
"Fake eyes fake news",
"Mine gets bullied by little dogs all the time. She's not a pocket but she's definitely the runt of her litter. Her siblings are double her size so she's like a half pocket. She tried to play with my sisters Maltese, but the Maltese wasn't having it. My sister was worried at first since it was the dogs' first time meeting each other. It only took a day, but my sister, her bf and our parents all fell in love with the bully. The Maltese never came around. The Maltese is the vicious one! ",
"Probably an all black pit bull with its ears clipped.",
"Yeah dog fighting",
"Personally I'm glad when people keep their dogs from meeting mine on leash. You never know the disposition of another dog, so it's best for both groups to just keep them separate when out walking. I have a pair of pups, but also foster regularly, and every interaction is different due to the dogs involved.",
"This is not a Cane Corso.",
"Eat Pant-er",
"That is a beautiful dog. That breeder has it down to a science. ",
"She's a saint on eart'",
"I'm telling ya this horse loves the slop!",
"*I had ears...once.*",
"I would assume in dog breeding circles this is notable information, but to outsiders like us (and I imagine the majority of redditors) it doesn't mean anything.",
"Awwww what a beauty!! He looks so velvety soft...",
"Alright, who brought the dog?\n\nMaybe I got a milk bone.\n\nThose are the two things that came to mind.",
"That's not a dog, that's a beautiful murder machine made entirely of muscle and death.",
"> Who's Fireline? Who's Ek? Are we supposed to know this names?\n\nIt's doubtful anyone here knew their names. The names were provided to help when looking at their pedigrees.",
"This is the thing, there are very few reputable studies or reports when it comes to breed-specific aggression. The big CDC study that everyone cites goes right out and states that the data isn't good enough to make a decision.",
"The pedigree website for the mother is exactly what I expected.",
"Take my life, I’m petting this fucker.",
"I wanna sine that pittie on the runny kine ",
"If you look at the other pictures his eye look gold-ish the is glow is probably reflecting the sun of the snow.",
">In the second one he really looks like a panther.\n\nIn the second one he really looks like *that scary fucking giant dog monster living in a cave* from \"The Never Ending Story\"\n\nFTFY",
"In many states any Staffordshire bull terrier is considered a pitbull",
"That dog looks like it would kick my ass and steal my girlfriend",
"So it's a land panther instead of a land shark?",
"Holy shit! It's The Grim!",
"Now that is a very black dog. ",
"The best is when my pitties floppy ears get turned inside out and he just looks like a dope. Haha.",
"✊🏿",
"Hello muddah.",
"Who would win?",
"From Camp Grenada?",
"Maybe I got a milk bone.",
"Cerberus, but the mortal one head",
"He's like 50% neck",
"I want to love her!!",
"they should make a film based on this image alone.",
"Is that really not shopped?",
"I'm pretty sure our mortal eyes just \ncan't see his other two heads as he guards the gates to the underworld.",
"Camp is very entertaining. ",
"Lady Gaga got her name from the song Radio Gaga, by Queen. It’s likely the dog was named after the pop artist.",
"this guy gets it\n",
"Title should be \"Most reposted dog on Reddit\"",
"Usually I prefer long haired dogs (huskies, GSDs) but that is a mighty great looking pitbull. ",
"I wouldn't see that in a dark alley.",
"Yeah let's go ahead and let pitbulls go extinct",
"I wish his poor ears weren't all chopped up. Sickens me when their ears/tails are cut.",
"Same here. I laughed in an odd way as well. I don't even know who I am. ",
"Vantablack pit bull",
"DEM EARS!!!! SQUEEEE ...\n\nHave an american staffy - chihuahua mix ( so a mini piti ) his ears are magnificent, but not quite like that!\n\n",
"Even better!",
"Black dog",
"That aint no dog 😰...thats faamillyy ",
"How can we be sure it’s not the most dog looking panther ever???",
"I mean I would if that meant I would be rich as fuck for no god damn reason. I'd fake loving one of them for a few million or so. ",
"So beautiful 😍",
"Could be the villain in a live action \"All dogs got to Heaven\" movie.",
"M U R D E R B O Y E doing a scare",
"Eats the slop!!!",
"The straight out of Compton genes dog cracked me up ",
"YES I looove floppy pit ears. And their super intelligent eyes.",
"Saw this on phone in sunlight. Was convinced it was an actual panther",
"“Come in my dog don’t bite” ",
"Loves it. Eats it up.",
"Why would they have that ugly ass collar on that gorgeous doggie- a shame ",
"Right?! I think they look weird with cropped ears. When our Blue runs and his ears flop, I laugh.",
"\ni want a panther dog.",
"I didn't know you could reupholster your dog with CRUSHED VELVET. Hes beautiful ",
"Looks like a bit of a toughie. I like that, but he's probably stronger than me so I'm not sure if I could take 'im for a walk without having my arm ripped away from me. Unless he's well trained!",
"ehhh, Ive heard that clipping is needed for these dogs due to ear infections. I saw this as someone who prefers the natural floopy floppy dog ear look",
"I have no insight to matter at all. But the wiki page for Savannah Monitors make it sound like it's not at all what you should be looking for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_monitor#In_captivity",
"I loooove bullies! Their temperament is so great. Used to have one, can't wait until I can get another.",
"Hello faddah",
"I'd probably be more comfortable being near a panther than being near that fucking dog.",
"\"sit boy\"\n\nNO YOU SIT!",
"Tails are docked for their safety. ",
"My Aussie has a mean bark and growl but that doesn’t mean she’s a mean dog",
"That’s a beautiful dog",
"T H E N O T H I N G",
"Are you the keymaster?",
"Cane Corso can be very aggressive. There's a reason they used them for Ramsey Boltons puppers. I hear they are great dogs, but you have to be ready to socialize and train the hell out of them.",
"Bummer. Can we just pretend?",
"This dog is like 26% neck",
"Suprised no one has mentioned the breed Cain Corso. One mean looking hell dog.",
"Too bad that Omen reboot series Damien got cancelled.",
"needs red eyes",
"Jesus! That dog could have a film carreer (if he's not actually a murdering hellhound like he looks).",
"I have a cane corso mix, one of the smaller mastiff breeds but maybe the strongest. Luckily without anything cropped he’s smiley as all hell and not scary. \n\nBut he’s strong as all hell at 90lbs. ",
"I’ve had a few. They’re medium sized lizards that are smart enough to be content with just chilling on your lap. ",
"Are you the gatekeeper? ",
"Dark banter ",
"\"Don't freeze.\" \"I neva freeze.\"",
"Something's fucky....\n\nEdit: Ah no, it's got melanism.",
"What in the fuck is an ass collar?",
"Neigbour I lived beside in Germany in the late 90's has a very similar looking dog. I always found the eyes slightly creepy. Was a lovely friendly thing though.",
"Are his eye's glowing?",
"....the irony here....\n\n....When a dog is (slowly) evolved into a (big) cat....\n\n“now I’ve seen everything!”\n\n*(passes away)*",
"Is he.....supposed to be a nice dog? Because if I saw this dog out in public, with no leash, there's roughly 100% chance I'd first shit my pants, then run for the hills.....",
"Muddahrah",
"I had a Cane Corso. I never had any problems with him. The worst thing he did was wait until someone was leaving the house before chasing them out barking etc. And he only did it to people he didn't know. He wasn't incredibly bright, but it was his thing. Biggest, sweetest cuddler, and loved to chase and pop bubbles. ",
"Trousers!",
"What an absolutely stunning dog. ",
"As a professional dog trainer, from a glance I immediately think of a cane corso.\n\nThe head shape for sure. Body mostly but a bit small. Can't tell without more pictures though.\n\nCould just be a pit bull mix however.",
"Lol me too. He was nasty and whippy and never calmed down at all. I had him until he reached about 5 feet and then gave him to a school for a class pet. ",
"I love Savannah monitors. Had one for about 15 years. If I had the space I'd get another one in a heart beat. So chill and friendly, like a little scaly puppy. ",
"My inlaws just got one and the previous owner told them \"dont let kids run around the yard because it sets off their prey instinct\". LIke really grandma, you thought THIS was a good breed with grandkids around?",
"That's a real life hellhound and I want one",
"Looks like the hound that bit off Ramsey Bolton's face. ",
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. ",
"Pit Bulls (the breed) aren't very large. APBT's max out around 60 pounds, same as an American Staffordshire. Unless you're comparing to a Staffordshire *Bull* Terrier.",
"r/misleadingthumbnails",
"Toothless on steroids",
"I think I would instantly shit in my pants if I saw him coming my way!",
"You got the father right, but Ek's Lady Gaga is the grand dam (grandmother). The mother is EK's Avant Garde of XDP.\n",
"Such noble.",
"ha, no no - even the 'scary fucking giant dog monster' was trying to escape THE NOTHING. ",
"I did not know that, but it makes sense to me. My pit mix loves to wrestle, and I always thought she ran like a big cat. ",
"Please tell me his name is Fluffy.",
"Don't have a box new",
"Chadwick?",
"\"I see angels, Mickey. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, 'cause you and I, we're angels...\"\n\n~Mallory knox",
"Pure bred dogs are usually named like this \"Breedername's Dog Name\" so Fireline and Ek are the names of the breeders or the unique names they've chosen so that their dogs and lineages can be easily tracked. I bought a purebred dog and the breeder asked that when I sent in his name registration to the AKC I use their \"Pinewood's\" name",
"Hundreds of years of selective breeding. Woot woot.",
"[What name would you give to this dog?](https://imgur.com/Ifg3iwT)",
"Been there done that. Mine grew 4-5 years old and was fucking brutal when I was getting whipped. Thankfully, mine was kinda calm and whipping was very rare...",
"That’s just one giant muscle running right at you ",
"I like how your post is at the top when sorting by \"controversial\"",
"I hear your cousin's brother's roommate's ex-boyfriend's nephew makes websites...",
"When someone asks you if you're a god you say YES.",
"Gross cropped ears. Totally uneccessary ",
"Looks like a PitBully ( pit bull/American Bulldog mix). Looks almost identical to mine other than the color. ",
"Repost from like...2 weeks ago",
"I would kiss him and spoil him. I bet he is not only very good at making people feel safe, but also very good at cuddling. ",
"Gmork, for the curious. ",
"Such a cute little puppy dog",
"Should've called mom, Cooper. ",
"Because despite the evangelizing of pitbull owners that the breed is no more dangerous than golden retrievers or border collies, despite being bred and selected for fighting over several centuries, they are still selected for things like strength. A quick Google search shows Fireline Deacon is [some jacked dog that is totally no more dangerous than a Yorkie.](https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/xlevolution/imageproxy.php?url=http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp116/tcamerapro/newest/AB196_zpsffd0e964.jpg)",
"I’ve seen dogs with basically no ears left due to cropping with chronic ear infections. It’s unnecessary and cruel. ",
"Until it snaps and eats a calf.",
"Hound of Baskerville",
"Gorgeous!",
"i hope he's a N I C E B O I who doesnt hate strangers because i feel intimidated just looking at his photos.",
"Dogs would turn down all that silicone ",
"\"..TONIGHT... YOU.\"",
"Christ I’ve been attacked by a 100 lb dog before and can barely walk . This dude looks like he could kill me .",
"I want all of them for reasons ",
"Agreed",
"I actually thought it was a panther that looked like a dog",
"ain`t that an amstaff?\n",
"Ugly ",
"Doh",
"He was probably bought to make his owner look badass. Call me crazy but I swear every pitbull I've seen were owned by douchebags... This guy?? Well his ears are cropped so Im gonna go ahead and say it. He's a douchebag ",
"*I like how your post*\n\n*Is at the top when sorting*\n\n*By controversial*\n\n-randominternetdad (2018)\n*****\n^Did ^I ^get ^it ^wrong?. ^Please ^correct ^me: ^/r/HaikuBot9000.",
"Sometimes I think about cropping my pitts tail, just because she's broken it a few times from over enthusiastic wagging. Unless if she starts cutting it up and it gets infected ([happy tail syndrome](http://www.vetstreet.com/dr-marty-becker/what-is-happy-tail-syndrome))",
"American Pit Bull terriers are traditionally used as catch dogs when hunting wild boar. That's their working function in the classification hierarchy. \n\nPits have gotten a really bad rap due to brain dead owners and people not knowing how to handle them properly, but they were originally conceived as a working dog that did dangerous, violent work. ",
"/u/ashtonxzzx ",
"JET BLACK",
"Oh god a hell hound has escaped!",
"Definitely a Mabari.",
"My first guess was also corso",
"His name is Gmork and he worked for The Nothing. Sent to kill Atreyu.",
"at first glance I definitely thought this was the most dog looking panther I’d ever seen ",
"I just call it underwear",
"The SBT breed is one of several that fall under the 'pit bull' umbrella...American Staffordshire Terrier and American Pitbull Terrier are two of the other main breeds",
"That's exactly right. \n \nIt's a pit bull as long as it behaves, then if it attacks someone suddenly apologists say \"It wasn't technically a pit, it was a mixed breed\".",
"It's like the dog is made of vantablack. ",
"I wish I was that handsome ",
"That is a fucking beautiful dog, sucks they chopped the poor things ears off though. ",
"Man, I hope he’s a good boy. ",
"Truly r/misleadingthumbnails material right here!",
"But is he a G O O D B O I ?",
"He looks like a good boy. Deserves some hugs and kisses.",
"Yep, it's the internet you can choose whatever reality you want. ",
"yeah the bulls are smaller, lower to the ground. ",
"You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man.",
"Oh wow, I really did not know this. Thanks for clearing that up. Learned something pretty interesting today. ",
"Reminds me of the vampire hounds in Skyrim ",
"Where do you have to go to find a panther that looks so much like a dog. ",
"An amazing, beautiful hellhound.\n\nIt’s like a seeing a Momma grizzly or a particularly aggressive eagle. Terrifyingly majestic.",
"If his name is not T'Challa then his owner fucked up.",
"Heyy uhh im just getting cereal... dont eat me... immagine playing manhunt with him? ",
"Agreed! Its raw power and possible ferocity are contrasted beautifully with the those white eyes and black coat. Reminds me of that quote from Alien that I can't remember...",
"Wow, what a beautiful dog. Looks like he could fuck an intruder up good too ",
"My girl is half corso and the other thing she's aggressive about at home is snuggling. She gets cold in the winter and will find her way under the blankets with me, or if I'm on the couch she'll just sit on top of me. \n\nOutside the home, I definitely wouldn't try and hurt me, she wouldn't like that. ",
"I swear, this is right out of my nightmares. He goes right next to the 3 foot long hairy spider with huge fangs, both walking toward me while my 3rd grade self is standing in front of my class in only my underwear realizing that I've forgotten about a math test and just peed myself.",
"\"Don't worry, he won't bite\". ",
"> amstaff\n\nMastiff?",
"He eye too small for he gotdamn face",
"There are more wasp attacks per year than pitbull attacks, yet I don't see people trying to ban wasps? People just hate my baby for no reason.\n\n^/pitbullowner",
"Yeah, scummy owner thinks it looks nice :(",
"Yeah, my old dog was a staffie mix. She was a total sweetheart, and very submissive, but when she did get excited, it was like trying to hold on to a python...just one solid lump of muscle. \n\nDog behavior is more about upbringing & training than just breeding, but when these dogs get out of control, they can do a lot more damage than smaller dogs. ",
"Scariest part of a chow is that a lot of them don't give warning barks/growls when they are going to bite. \n\nI had a chow mix that was the farm protector and inherited that lack of warning signs. Gentle as could be with the chickens and everything else, but if a stray dog came around and tried to mess with the animals, she'd be shaking it like a ragdoll before it knew what had happened. She gave no bark, only chase.",
"Cane Corso?",
"Most underrated comment.",
"I just want to snuggle his/her little face! ",
"The perfect dog for a cat person. Magnificent. ",
"Wow that’s a beautiful dog ",
"\"Go get me a stick to throw for you.\"",
"I am Fireline. AMA",
"Is anyone else kind of disgusted by the phrase “designer pit bulls”? Like, they’re animals, not a damn hand bag. ",
"Visible Hell hound caught on camera. ",
"Hey, hey mama said the way you move \nGon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove\n\n*bow bow bow bow bow BOW bow, bow bow bow bow bow bow*",
"/woahdude",
"They need a lot of exercise and attention , they’re pretty demanding . I “flex” on mine every once in a while to let him know.I also keep a pair of Oakley knuckle gloves to play with him when he gets anxious . ",
"Black as night and twice as deadly.",
"damn, his name better be panther. awesome photo",
"Here you go kids! Enjoy your violent reptile!\n\nI dunno why but I got a mental image of you tossing the iguana out of the side of a moving car towards a bunch of kids waiting for the bus 😂",
"Just make sure you are safe in your Ford Pinto first.",
"When he runs, he doesn't even pant. He's efficient in every way. ",
"...If that thing came at me, I think I'd just shit my pants and accept my fate. There is no escape...",
"This is not a pet. This is a thing that shows up to collect souls.",
"RIP photographer cause he got ripped to shreds moments after taking the picture",
"Fart in the planter?",
"Looks more like a Cane Corso ",
"It’s a bully, not a cane corso. Not enough loose skin to be a corso. ",
"Whipped? Like momma beating you with a wooden spoon repeatedly whipped or like one tough whack?",
"It looks cold there, i hope he doesnt freeze",
"For some working dogs, it makes sense to crop ears & tails a little as they can get a lot of injuries that way. Most dogs who have this done to them is purely for aesthetic reasons, and that is dumb. ",
"He should play the The Grim in a Harry Potter movie",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Exmoor",
"Awesome dog",
"You’re getting all this from a picture? Where’s your psychic shop? You must be pretty good.",
"Looks like a badboye but forever a G O O D B O Y E",
"We've had cats like Toothless, now we have a doggo like Toothless!\n\n[Toothless tax.](https://goo.gl/images/Ff7CAs)",
"Cane Corso. Awesome dogs!",
"Looks like a black corso ",
"Is it a good doggo?",
"/s?",
"Holy fuck this dogs neck is thicker than its waist",
"Professor Trelawney would be freaking out...",
"shut up",
"whipped like a sharp ass leather whip. A spoon is blunt enough to hurt less.\n\nWho's your hockey team???",
"Pit bull look alike. Staffys predate pitbuls and are part of the origins ",
"Not the type of dog for me, thanks anyway.",
"T'Challa, actually.",
"“Hey what race is ur dog”",
"F I E R C E B O Y E",
"Oh geez, that must be adorable. Both of my mutts are 60 lbs but act as if they're 10lbs. The black and white one has a habit of jumping into my lamp, then pressing his back against my chest to relax. They're both such lovable dummies.",
"What did I just say?",
"Gorgeous. I want to pet it all day.",
"Settle down, Buck Laughlin.",
"The American Veterinary Medical Association has this to say: \n\n>It has been suggested that dogs with cropped ears are less likely to suffer \r\nfrom infections of the ear canal. Although the development of some serious infections has been linked to the presence of a heavy hanging ear, there is no evidence that cropping prevents or successfully treats these infections. It has also been suggested that cropping avoids later ear injury\ror improves hearing, but no evidence is available to substantiate these claims either.\n\nSo, it hasn't been proven to have an effect. \n\nAnecdote: my sister in law has been a vet for 12 years and she claims that she's dealt with just as many ear infections with cropped ears as uncropped ears. \n\nThe AVMA summarizes their position on the matter as such:\n\n>Ear cropping is a cosmetic procedure with potential negative outcomes for the animal.\n\nI'd provide a link, but I don't know how to do that with PDFs on mobile. Google \"ear cropping American Veterinary Medical Association\" and you should find their two page review of the topic.",
"I bully both my poor pitties doing that lmao",
"I’d be afraid to have him outside. Someone might mistake him for a panther and shoot him.",
"A Panther isn't a species of cat. Wiki that shit . ",
"Beautiful dog. May i ask what breed?",
"I just knew a 'lil feller would show up and some how connect this lovely animal to an upcoming movie.\n\nSnowflake much, whitefish?",
"Panther would kill it. ",
"So fregin beautiful. ",
"He'd eat your heart by nuzzling it witch pupper smooches.",
"My sister's ex fiance/ my roommate had an Argentinian Tegu Lizard, of course, named Teggy. That lizard loved my roommate. Would come to him like a dog, crawl all over him, eat mice and rats from his hand. Everyone else though he hated. If I walked into the room he would jump at me from his enclosure. If you don't know anything about these lizards they get really fucking big and scary.\n\nIt was like his guard lizard. Unfortunately we also had a jack russell terrier. The Jack Russell won an unintended fight after she secretly figured out how to open the cage and waited for us to leave for an attack. My roommate never forgave the dog, but ultimately it was his own fault for not securing the cage.\n\nRIP Teggy. At least Phil loved you.\n\n[Here is a video of a similar tegu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PqnVIDdDT8)",
"Reminded me of Hounds of Shadow from Malazan. ",
"there's like zero birds in this panther. i don't understand.",
"It’s a purebred dog used for shows. In reality it is probably a big suck who likes having his belly rubbed. ",
"This is what I imagine a black shuck would look like.",
"jaws that can crush planets;\n\nbleps that can melt your heart.\n\n",
"‘Tis no dog, ‘‘tis a panther.",
"Same. I have a chow/amstaff mutt that wants nothing more to snuggle, but when she barks or growls, it sounds like she would murder you. \n\nMy favorite thing to do is stick my fingers in her mouth and put my face against her head when she is growling at cat prowling around at night. She goes from murderous to, \"Moooom stop messing with me! I'm working!\" Pretty sure on onlooker would assume I was signing my death warrent by getting in her face like that haha. ",
"It’s a Caragor!",
"Love it's eyes",
"[Don't you mean Powerthirst?](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs)",
"Cane corso",
"The owner: he’s really friendly, I promise. ",
"They look like big strong hands...",
"Because although they are good dogs 99% of the time, that 1% of the time they can do some serious damage. Pitbulls aren’t even close to the most aggressive dogs, but they are still one of the most dangerous.",
"Is he a good boy though?",
"Add 2 heads and it'd resemblance Fluffy.",
"oh well thats good to know\n",
"r/ahhhhhhhh",
"http://reddit.com/r/pitbullhate",
"I assumed that you were talking about the Dire wolves which were Northern Inuits but realized you probably meant Ramsay's dogs. Just posting my thoughts in case anyone wants to say you are wrong on the type of dogs used.",
"Shit I just googled iguana tail whips, I had no clue their tails were so long and they whip that shit like that. Wow. \n\nUgh please don't hate me. Bruins. ",
"Do you get all the bitches?\n",
"Reminds me of hunger games",
"I actually learned the other day that the cropped ears are for aesthetic purposes, but also because pits are prone to ear infections and cropping the ears prevents moisture build up and other build up that can cause the infections.",
"I’ve got one that looks very similar, and she also is the laziest morning dog. I come home for lunch every day to let her out and she is just regular dog happy. When I get home after work though... she zoomies for like 3 hours until she physically can no longer, then lays on my lap like a 60 pound lap dog. \n\nShe’s a dog dog. ",
"My fiance's dog broke her tail once and it became infected. He came home one day to find the dog had chewed it off. Could not find the nub anywere. Bitch fucking ate it.",
"And the sister and the bruddah!",
"Uncompleted Cerberus.",
"That’s a beautiful fucking dog",
"mandingo",
"Jesus Christ-- the names of the dogs on that pitbull pedigree website sound a latino teenager trying to pick out an Xbox Live profile name: \n\n* Xb Ruffryder Lil Dva \n* Chalito's BA Felony\n* Diehard Straight Outta Compton DNA\n* Xb Lor's Jenny from the Block...",
"That is the dog that takes you to the underworld, you pay the ride with a pint of blood",
"> boof \n\nI'm sorry about your doggo, but that made me smile.",
"\"See him in action, this February in marvels' upcoming, Black Pant-\"\n\nwait, this isnt viral marketing for the movie?",
"You know who else? Me, I’m a man.",
"The Boston Marchands, eh?\n\nDon't elbow me!",
"Breeding and trait selection matters. There is a reason pointers point. There is a reason retrievers have a soft grip. There is a reason when pitbulls decide to latch on you need a crowbar to get them off. That isn't training, it's selection and genetic memory.",
"In some cases yes, but for many hunting dogs that regularly search through hedgerows and thick brush, a docked tail can be better than a regular length tail because it won’t get caught up in the thorns and jaggers that are often present in those thickets. ",
"You know who else? Me, I'm a man.",
"Wow thank you so much I think I’m really good looking too",
"Fire Line Pits and Envious Kennels. Pit bull breeders.",
"I joined late :'(",
"LIKE KOBAYASHI",
"Best part about this boy is he's probably an angel. To his owners. ",
"Cane Corso!!\n",
"Photoshop.com...",
"Good boi? Or kitty cat? ",
"sHe's a WoMAn Of LoWeR STocK",
"I just want a medium pitbull. Not a Venta.",
"He was wrapped in a towel when I handed him over. I left quickly...",
"33% on its way to qualify for the initial HP release.",
"I'll bet he's actually a cuddly lap dog.\n\nSource: Have 2 scary looking cuddly lap dog pit bulls.",
"That's T'Challa's dog.",
"Beautiful and scary is right.\n\nLovely breeding.",
"That dog is awesome looking, reminds me of an Argentinian Dogo except Black instead of white.",
"Yama Hama it's fright night",
"What is a panther?",
"Prepare yourself because a few years from now we’ll have designer human babies.",
"Such a beautiful, healthy animal.\n\nI want one!",
"Guenhwyvar!",
"Not a Cane Coros, and they are not the sweetest dogs ever. They are extremely protective, and massive dogs. Without proper training they can be dangerous.",
"Her name's Princess she don't bite bro",
"I seent a booby once. ",
"Nope, within this thread there is a full explanation of my friends and families experience with a CC. ",
"\"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Grenada?\"",
"They're cute, like miniature Presa Canarios.",
"Looks like one of them Terror Dogs from *Ghost Busters* with the horns ground off, a la Hell Boy. \nA Pit Bull Terrorer if you will. Also, that is one handsome hound.",
"I'm gonna write a blank check and PM my address. I want that dog...just don't cash it till Wednesday cuz the way by bank account is set up is I got a checking and a saving, but all my money is in my savings and it takes three days to move it to my checkings...",
"When I read this I was like \"A Panther looking LIKE a Dog wow\".\n\nImagine how stupid I feel now.",
"To be fair, if it were possible to ban wasps, I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. ",
"im a maaan...",
"I just love how black he is. He is the darkest shade of black and he is simply beautiful.",
"Or a Caucasian Ovcharka. You know, the breed designed to HUNT BEARS IN RUSSIA.\n\nhttp://petslady.com/articles/russian-bear-hunting-dogs-emigrate-us-67895",
"ELAINE BENES!!!!",
"r/aww",
"Ha, yeah. Mine would climb a tree to get on my roof. We finally had to wrap a plastic sheet halfway up the trunk so he would slide off. ",
"He’s so scary looking I feel bad for him. They bred him to look that way, they chopped off his ears, and you just know some douchebag will just want him to look tough. Or god for fucking bid an even larger douchebag buys him to fight. ",
"His dog is metal as fuck. ",
"Pitty ears are so cute! I love my Pit-Mix's goblin ears. I think the cropped ears are one of the things that's given the breed (and most other bully's by association) their bad reputation.\n\nObligatory (with background bonus dog): https://imgur.com/a/kHKXv",
"I have a pit, maybe pit mix, the ears are half her cute factor. ",
"Bullys (such as the dog posted) and staffordshire terries (such as the dog the person you replied to was referencing) are not Pitbull terriers. Similar disposition, but way less drive to maul things. Both have been bred to be more of a family companion than a working dog. ",
"Would you rather maul a horse sized duck or 20 duck sized horses",
"Those eyes are beautiful ",
"Yeah, why would they leave the tail but crop the ears? Really going for a certain look, I guess.",
"Like Disaster Area's stunt ship?",
"Is this the new Black Panther promo image?",
"Death hound, imported from Skyrim",
"Nah they'd chew it then bury it",
"Who does your taxes? ",
"Too bad he had to have his ears mutilated to look this way.",
"Yes, but once you take one generation of training for violence away, a species generally reverts back to their previous disposition. This was shown with baboons specifically (different species, but same or more aggression) sauce: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC387823/\n\nIt's just unfortunate that people are predisposed to see pits as violent and then in turn any other breed that vaguely resembles them as well.",
"From what? I’m no expert but they seems to be pretty healthy overall",
"#KABLAMMMO",
"A friend had a black lab that would walk to the door with you, but take your hand in his mouth at the door, and not let you out. He only did that to people he didn't know. I dog sat for him one day and got a call from my landlord begging me to come home and detach the lab from his hand. I waited 2 hours, because that SOB didn't have permission to go into my house. Made me love the dog even more. ",
"I don't hate the breed, I hate the owners who insist the breed is no more dangerous than beagles. The refrain from every pitbull owner who has had their child mauled is \"My dog was friendly and never did anything like that.\" If you think a pitbull is no more dangerous than a golden retriever then you are a moron.",
"I had a pitbull. Def not a douchebag. It's a stereotype, but yes, stereotypes exist because they are based in some kind of truth. \n\n\n\nCropped ears are mostly done for vanity reasons, **but** pits are also prone to a lot of nasty ear infections, so the cropping can prevent moisture build up and make them easier to clean to prevent those infections.",
"Shouldn’t it be put down immediately? I keep hearing these dogs are dangerous and should be outlawed. \n\n/s",
"Pit bulls newest single",
"Made by Odeon, illegal in 9 countries, and made with bits of real panther dog.",
"Snow reflection",
"You have never met this dog in your life. All dogs of a certain breed do not act the same.",
"demo-dog",
"I can't tell if you are disagreeing with me or not. My point was that *behaviorally*, these types of dogs are like any other, but *physiologically* there are certain traits (in my dog it was that she was jacked for her size) which mean they can do more damage if they do act out. ",
"Because most pitbull owners are latino teenagers",
"My cousin has a Cane Corso, its built like a statue that should be guarding an ancient temple that only animates when you step on a hidden string. Super sweet dog but the shock factor when you first meet her is very real. ",
"I actually had a cocker spaniel with an undocked tail. That ended up being a bit of a mistake. She ended up getting droopy tail syndrome and a bunch of dingle berries",
"always, until proven otherwise.",
"The American bully was bred to have that terrifying look and build that so many people like, but remain lazy and have a calmer disposition. They are the best house dogs, tbh. ",
"He has prettier ones. I think that's just a working collar. (His name is Prague btw if you want to Google him. His siblings are pretty, too)",
"Oh, she's a trooper, just has an ear wrinkle now and no infection came of it. She has a deep voice so that's what it sounded like :D",
"Right? I've seen some BEAUTIFUL collars (etsy) and oddly enough the thicker collars like a greyhound collar, those kinds look very fitting on pits. \n\nHe also needs a cowboy hat. Would be so cute.",
"We're lawyers!",
"I would name him Wakanda",
"Photoshopped eyes.",
"Are there any pics of him being a goofy, happy dog? I’d like to see that",
"It's so irritating when non pit bulls are referred to as pits. They're a specific breed with pedigrees.",
"It’s good to know.. what did we learn here? It’s seems most likely it’s an elective plastic surgery for a pet. Maybe no side effects, maybe there are, but it’s dumb to put an animal through that for the “*aesthetic*”. It takes a certain kind of person. ",
"One horse sized duck. \n\nPick on someone your own size, as they say. ",
"Yes. Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift were also both named after pitbulls",
"> This thing looks freakin' evil. I kinda want one.\n\nMy thoughts exactly. ",
"Lol press canarios are mini cane corsos 😏 my grandpa has one named Bruno and he’s about 120 lbs, my cordon was 135. But all bias aside they’re pretty similar sized, sometimes I can’t tell them apart other than presas are normally a bit more stocky while corsos are more athletic and leaner",
"Most dog looking panther? ",
"When I die and there's a hellhound chasing my soul... I want that to be the hellhound that chases me down and devours my soul. At least it'll look amazing running at me!",
"Didn't know about this breed. i was going to post about the Kangal dog, which i believe is the largest.",
"That is an ridiculously beautiful dog holy shit. ",
"Looks like a Cane Corso ",
"Too soon.",
"Not a Pitbull, but an American Bully. One of the laziest house dogs ever. ",
"I bet he’s a giant baaaaby! He’s so beautiful!",
"Shadow Mastiff \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_mastiff\n",
"This is how my family and i have come to own pits, the pound always has 15-20 because \"badasses\" don't realize pits are an energetic breed that requires a bit of patience. So after 6 months to a year, they wind up there-_-\n\nEdit- a word",
"PUBG or Fortnite?",
"I thought that was a dog looking panther! ",
"Which is why the American Dog Breeder's Association exists. If it's not ABDA certified it is not an American Pit Bull Terrier.\n\nhttps://adbadog.com",
"Gorgeous pibble",
"I want it\n",
"check out cane corso https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/17/d9/42/17d942f6c4768e640d46b8906f8e161b.jpg",
"Why not get a real panther?",
"TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"This comment somehow makes zero and complete sense simultaneously ",
"CC need a lot of exercise, attention, and socialization or they can get aggressive/destructive. Your particular dog may be low-energy, every dog is different, but it's part of the breed standard that they need experienced owners with a lot of time. ",
"Neither it's a fucking dog",
"*meanest panther looking dog ever ",
"He looks like he eats souls. ",
"A hound of Shadow",
"its tail is huge in other pictures.\nhttps://imgur.com/a/I85mt\n\nin fact it already looks like its been broken before.",
"The scariest thing is that dog knows its boss.",
"Whoever he’s looking at is dead ",
"I hate these dogs. They are just pure stupidity and violence, nothing more. ",
"I am a cat person.. I would live a life with this animal.",
"The new black panther looks great",
"I definitely agree that mistreatment and/or lack of socialization is what gives these dogs the bad reputations they have but the thing that makes me nervous is their bite strength compared to other dog breeds. Any dog can bite if provoked enough- Im pretty sure that most dog bites in the us are actually from golden retrievers- but most dogs do not have nearly the jaw strength as pit bulls. A pit bull’s bite can do way more damage without them trying nearly as hard as another dog. That’s what would make me more hesitant to leave a child or another smaller animal alone around a pit bull than a different dog breed. ",
"I would have named this dog Bagheera, no questions asked",
"I can’t wait to see this movie! I’ve already got my tickets February 16!",
"Ahhhh Cane Corso!! On the want list. ",
"Nice",
"Fuckin beautiful. I would pay $2000 for her but I just checked, all that will get me is a 3 legged dachshund with one eye and a bad back and one of the 3 legs is in a cast that I have to pay the balance for.",
"You do know that dogs are still hunters and looking scary was basically winning the genetic lottery for them before we bred them to like us and pretend to be cute so we would feed them right?",
"His hand just... stopped.",
"Correct. ",
"But behavior is a selected trait. The reason pitbulls latch on is because their original purpose was to fight bulls and bears in pits. \n\nA border collie will get into stance and stare without being taught.\n\nA golden retriever will have a light grip without being taught.\n\nThese are inherited behaviors. The reason pitbulls can be so dangerous is their inherited behaviors have to do with fighting. Like you said, once they get out of control they can be impossible to reign in. Why? Because they bred that into them. You can't have quit if you are fighting a 1000lb brown bear in a pit.",
"Wow... I hope they found him another home and didn’t send him to a shelter. It’s hard for me to believe he’s a great “dog daddy” when you get a breed that you can’t handle. \n\n“Dog Daddy” - *cringe*",
"What lol? If you think that's the only reason people dock tails or ears, there's already no reasoning with you.",
"This breed was selectively bred to be both intimidating looking and still have a low drive. Read up on the American Bully breed. ",
"Chew toys. ",
"Posting to Imgur, use top comment from Reddit. Posting to Reddit, use top comment from Imgur.",
"VR chat. I play as Snoopy. ",
"The thumbnail is totally a panther",
"Damn, I've never seen a midnight pitbull before. Beautiful.",
"What a beautiful animal. I loves me some Pitbulls. I don't like the cropped ears, however.",
"I think it's just a pit bull with the condition that's basically reverse albinism (i forget the name) where they have a boatload of black pigment in their skin (or at least skin for us, i guess in the floof for dogs)",
"That's not normal behavior for a molusser breed. They are supposed to have a quiet disposition. A wait-and-see attitude",
"That's cool you must take a lot of Cair of the dog it looks so clean. Man some one might really think the dog's a jagwire !!!!",
"Probably a ghetto dog",
"This. My aunt raises and runs agility trials with her Bedlington Terriers. The dog that easily comes to mind is CH MACH2 Chelsea's Root Beer Float RE MXG MJC MJP XF ME - everything aside from the name is Greek to me (though I know it pertains to the ribbons he's won as a competitor), but we just call him Rudy. My aunt is his trainer, not his breeder, so it isn't her name at the front.",
"That's actually the most dog looking panther.",
"Ugh...\n\nPanthers are not black.\n\nBlack panthers are black.\n\nPanther refers to many different kinds of large felines.\n\nYour dog looks like a (tiny) black panther, I would say mostly like a leopard.",
"Correct! Re-homed and loving life. Glad to make you cringe, and I hope you enjoy your weekend. ",
"Dude he really does look like a panther. I thought it was just a weird/lucky shot but yeah. Panther-dog for sure. woweeee",
"American Bullies are the most abusively bred dogs in existence. They have pervasive reckless inbreeding with no regard for the dogs health. Supporting the breed is supporting animal abuse. ",
"As good natured lovehounds as they can be, labs are bossy as fuck with other dogs. At least all of mine were, and my current goofy Black Irish is too. Loves people, bossy as hell at the dog park.",
"That’s blacker than my cousin Femi!",
"That panther looks a lot like a pit bull!",
"I have news for you- they're already here!",
"yep, dogs are expensive. even more so if you want something with pedigree. that's why my dogs are mutts and free. (i'm a cheap ass)",
"He looks pretty serious even when he's [doing fun dog stuff.](https://i.imgur.com/dqNuECH.png)",
"Oh no, we might also ban a breed or two that are genetically very similar to pitbulls? Then I guess it's not worth preventing people from being mauled to death.",
"Mine is a lot to handle but it's expected. He loves family, kids, and friends, anyone welcomed by us is welcomed by him. He can just be overwhelmingly excited when saying hello, I blame us for that trait as my younger siblings were always excited to see him as a puppy when we got home, now he greets with excitement and he's over 100lbs of muscle. \n\nHe is weary of strangers outside the home, I say no to random people petting him because it's not worth it for me, the dog, and them, as the risk of a bite isn't worth 30seconds of small talk and petting lol. If he senses fear his hair stands up and he'll need correction. Mostly it's just non dog people looking at him and getting a bit nervous, cause he looks terrifying lol. I love the breed and we got a great dog. But they're not for everyone. Really most people should stay away as it only hurts the breed, dog, and the people around the dog when these are purchased without the serious understanding of what you're getting into. It's like walking a fully armed fighter jet, and it wants to be a fighter jet and you have to make sure it doesn't destroy everything around you.",
"His neck is bigger than his waist.",
"Thanks, I was",
"Welp, I'm not sleeping tonight.",
"Pit Bulls (and variants) should be designated as exotic pets and individuals should have to meet far more requirements to own one. \"He's a good boy\" is not sufficient when children die each week from vicious maulings from these dogs. I'm so sick of the bullshit glorification of these \"domestic breeds\". This dog is a beautiful animal, but not everyone should be able to have it in their home. \"It's the conditioning\" is the biggest Fake News this side of Donald Trump. ",
"Too bad they only drop clue scrolls",
"You turned anti-aliasing to 32x, I suggest toning it back down, it's making the output look weirdly smooth/clean. ",
"If those are cropped ears, then whoever did it should get cancer and die in agony, filthy piece of shit.",
"Ha I can't argue that. He is a dirty player, but damn does he have skills! \n\nWho is your team? (Please don't say Habs..Please don't say Habs....)",
"yur a ghetto dog",
"Ravage. Eject ",
"Bageeera",
"I'm the gate keeper, are you the key master?",
"Looks like he eats souls for breakfast, lunch, n dinner ",
"But is he a good boi?",
"Look at the size of that noggin",
"Those eyes can't be real. Can they? I don't know. I've never seen a dog with such... piercing eyes.",
"that works too =)",
"Dude, that's a panthoggo",
"Come for me Gmork!!!",
"Good to know. Most people don’t even bother trying to re-home them. Have a good weekend. Sorry for being snooty. ",
"I think that dog could take out a panther",
"This has got to be viral marketing right? I mean come on. A black panther from an account with no other comments or posts? Sure. ",
"It's one of them - them - them wolf gorilla mothafuckas!",
"He won't hurt you, unless your name is Baskerville and you live out on the English moor. ",
"/r/TotallyNotDogs",
"I would marry into their family for just a slice of pizza. Give me a couple mil and there really isn’t much I wouldn’t do, lmao ",
"Can you imagine trying to sleep at night with him in the room?\n[You asleep?](https://i0.wp.com/i90.photobucket.com/albums/k270/reflexarc/rescue-panther.gif)\n",
"Could you put your hands on top of mine for the picture?",
"Incredibly dangerous. Pit bulls should be banned.",
"That's a scary looking black dog-panther. ",
"I bet it is so fierce it would lick you to death. Good boy!",
"That’s a nice panther ",
"My cousin's dog had to have his tail docked because of Happy Tail. It kept getting infected and their vet said he'd be healthier without it. I also met a Golden Retriever who had a tumor at the base of his tail, so they took the whole thing off (couldn't even leave him a nubbin!) and he's cancer-free, very happy and enjoys showing off his butthole.",
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"Really is a beaut",
"It's spelled d o double g",
"Call me crazy, but I could never do that to a pup. Like, you've got this fucking adorable little pupper in front of you and you say \"you know what would make this dog better? If I cut it's fucking ears off.\"",
"Indeed it would be interested to see what they need and how wild is this beautiful monstrosity. Because if they are fully domestic I might have to get me one.",
"Must be ones of those Wakandan Ridgebacks ",
"Kinda like reditors might know Hulk the pitblull or Chubbs the pug.",
"happy reddit birthday!",
"Caramba muito lindo adorei lindo animal 👏👏👏",
"I’m old, so I never really get ALL the internet abbreviations. But it just occurred to me what “FTFY” must mean now after I’ve seen it approximately 54,367 times. \n\nIt’s a good day. ",
"Charlie Murphy!!! Darkness!",
"People saying \"Black Panther\" or \"Cerberus\" and even \"Black Pant-er\"... muthaf***a IT'S A GOD DAMN \"BROWN PANT - ER\" because when you die and he is chasing down your soul you ARE going to shit your ethereal-pants.",
"I was going to make a fig joke but I’ll hold back. I think your point is that wolves look scary to their prey? While breeding dogs for ‘cuteness’ we also bred them for docility, temper, etc. If what you’re trying to say is this dog represents the wild creature dogs once were, it doesn’t negate my feeling bad for him or that he may end up with a douche owner. ",
"The thing about Iguanas is, when a problem comes along, they must whip it.",
"My pit has a reoccurring infection, we clean her ears daily, she lives in a normal, clean environment but it just keeps coming back. I don’t want to crop her ears but if it gets worse, I think cropping would give her a better quality of life in the end. ",
"Must be ones of those Wakandan Ridgebacks ",
"I want\n",
"🔥\n\n",
"That dawg is JACKED",
"What a pretty boy! I hope he gets lots of pets and treats.",
"I feel like a saw this dog in a meme that read, \"When your dog looks like this...it names you.\"",
"I'm looking to adopt now ..prices are crazy. I spoke to someone about a blue pit, I decided on buying a used mustang GT instead \n\n",
"I shall name him \"Bageera!\"",
"Looks like one of those canary island dogs",
"One of these should come with every purchase of the BP album.",
"Ohhh my goooodnesss what a beautiful R E G A L B O Y E",
"*I am Atreyu!* ",
"I love these dogs but I don't get this.\n\nAn American Staff is a type of pitbull, right? Nobody argues this anymore... Just because you add bulldog it doesn't suddenly become a non pitbull.\n\nI say this owning an American Bully, a 50% Staffordshire mutt and a Bull Mastiff.",
"I’d let him impregnate me",
"I believe that’s a hell hound ",
"Beautiful Pit. Have an upvote.",
"Nothing to fix here, still looks almost identical to a panther. ",
"Black dog. Hell hound.",
"[How they came to be is unknown, but their bite is as cold as the grave](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/d/dc/DeathHound.png/revision/latest?cb=20120808210126)",
"My 8th grade science teacher had an Iguana named Bart, he liked to be pet like a cat. One time I left my backpack in the classroom during lunch and he shat all over it. In computer class I realized I was covered in Iguana shit and went home.",
"It's kinda cute except for the face teeth of death area.",
"Can I pet him?",
"CAN I BORROW YOUR \n \nB A S S O O N",
"fo shizzle?",
"Is it just me, or do the people who name show dogs and race horses seem to have some form of Tourette's?",
"Maybe a panther with downs",
"That dog...is stunning\n",
"Guenhwydog",
"considering every dog and even some flower pots and cars get counted as pit bull attacks in the media, i think its fair game at this point.",
"My dog's ears get like this too, you can just gently clean them regularly. Vets can show owners how. No need to crop.",
"I like the third picture in the group you posted. He looks like he's just being a doggy.\n\nHe's a very good (but terrifying) boy",
"Woof Cat",
"It looks like a Staffordshire Bull Terrier to me. We have one that has white on his coat as well (more common) but one of his brothers is all black (a group of friends each adopted from the same litter).\nIf raised right those dogs are awesome, even though they get a really bad rap. \nAs always it depends on the owner, but they are extremely loyal, protective (people more so than property) and great with kids. On the downside they bark a lot and love to lick you till you're \"glazed with love\" ",
"> skiddish\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/N47bgZd.gif\n\nI think you mean skittish",
"John Boyega is going to have to come back for the sequel.",
"This AMA is a house of lies",
"Because people love to go around acting like pit bulls are some saintly breed and acting like they’re huge soft teddy bears that would never hurt a soul\n\n\nIt’s super annoying bc that’s not even the controversy around pits, it’s that they’re physically extremely strong and their bite force is unbelievable ",
"What a beautiful beast! <3",
"Hella creepy but kind of cool looking ",
"Good bot.",
"We lost the constant fear long ago, but eyes like these bring back the echoes.",
"Most pedigreed \"pure bred\" pit bull owners are Latino teenagers?",
"Probably has a huge cock. ",
"I hope he's friendly. ",
"Equally as dangerous. It’s a pit bull.",
"You’re good and life is good! We can’t please everyone and snooty can be a sign of something we are passionate about. ",
"Looks like the entrance to the tomb in alladin",
"Like the movie Critters.",
"Beautiful!",
"I have a boxer/staffy as well! She just looks like a little stocky boxer - she is an absolute dream. Definitely two of the best family dog breeds. ",
"\"Wait! Let me guess...\"",
"Im not allowed in the house. ",
"I think you’re right in the sense that a lot of American Bullies are bred without regard for their health. You see a lot of the pocket bullies that look like bullfrogs and are wider than they are tall. I’m no expert but I just don’t think that can be great for the dog. I would say these dogs are the exception though, most standard size, and XLs seem very healthy. I mean look at Prague. Very active and healthy appearing in my opinion .",
"Was it an official donation or did you just hand it to some kid at a school playground?",
"This looks like the bad guy in a kids movie",
"I bet he's a good boy",
"call it what you want but all dog breeds have been designed in some way or another to fit certain characteristics.. just look at how bulldogs look now for example. Designing new dog breed characteristics imo isn't any worse than what they have done in the past to get the ones we have now",
"That’s not true you can’t keep pushing that.",
"Baddest good boy to ever exist\n",
"No, you just have to be an adult and realize that there is a difference between racial humor and actual racism. How do you even know that the person who made the joke or the person who laughed are white? It's ironic because making such an assumption is actually racist itself.",
"Correct, thank you for using your time to correct me, means a lot coming from a stranger. Enjoy your weekend! ",
"Guenhwyvar got loose",
"The most important aspect of owning a dog is to make sure it is as scary as possible.",
"Well then don't just sit there like a plug, illuminate me with your wisdom, or was pre-emptive ad hominem the best you had?",
"Most dog looking panther ever. ",
"You sure it's not the most dog-looking panther?",
"People don't realize that occasionally it is the lesser of two evils. Getting your tail docked or ears cropped under sterile conditions and anesthesia is preferable to having them ripped/nawed off while hunting. Before people say you just shouldn't hunt with dogs, there are plenty of breeds that love to work. They were bred for it. My uncle's gsp passed a month after he died and couldn't take her hunting. She was only 8 years old and just stopped eating. \n\nPerforming purely cosmetic surgery on a dog is fucked up, but it is unfair to always assume that is the case. We had to have our rescue's dewclaw removed after she almost scratched her eye out. It was a tough choice that had to be made.\n\nI think everyone should read [this](http://www.akc.org/content/news/articles/issue-analysis-dispelling-myths/) article by the AKC before they judge the decisions of owners.",
"Panther like a panther.",
"Yo dawg, we heard you like panthers....",
"u/ultimategrid",
"This is definitely shopped.",
"Happy-Happy Joy-Joy\n\nCRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! \nGOOI!\n\n\n...sorry I got possessed by the spirits trying to get to their master in the OP's picture.\n\nHappy cake day!!",
"Nah. They glow.",
"Ok ok, grown latino men who think like teenagers. & btw I’m latino myself, just aware of the “typical” pitbull owner mentality",
"I'm sure the OP is referring to instances where dogs were bred for hunting and they didn't want the prey to be able to get a bite on ears/tails. This is the case for the Boxer breed, and I'm sure others as well.",
"I don't understand, did the vet just leave the tail infected or did your fiance neglect to take her to the vet before she chewed it off? ",
"Thanks for that. I knew his eyes couldn't actually be white and that last picture shows it",
"It looks even scarier",
"Can't stay a teenager forever. So, Latino.",
"I might be mistaken, but I always thought Staffordshire's are basically the same as a Pit Bull, since Pit Bull isn't a genuine breed, but a mix of different bull terrier breeds",
"Adult Latino teenagers",
"AKA the wolf that gave me nightmares during childhood. That whole scene scared me so much. The giant turtle also creeped me out... and the scene with Artax in the swamp... Ugh now I need a cigarette.",
"How big is that in relation to tall and trenti?",
"He looks blacker than is allowed. ",
"I agree that you should never leave your dog alone with ANY dog until you know it's behaviour and how your child is going to treat that animal. \n\nGracie has actually gotten bitten by small dogs who are on retractable leashes but not watched by their owners. The smaller breeds can be just as vicious but without provocation (I don't blame them though, they usually have such bad genetics and other problems).\n\nI'm completely not disagreeing with you, children should really be supervised around all animals (including cats, I have two, because they can be moody jerks) until you know how they are going to get along. I mean, you wouldn't just leave your kid at a strangers house (new friends family for example) without making sure you met the parents and you're ok with them, would you?",
"We call you \"*normies*\"",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"I didn't get a good look.......I was too busy running in the other direction\n",
"I hope they named her \"Gwen\". ",
"Watches Black Panther once",
"Man, missed opportunity not naming this boy Bagheera.",
"Pizza? Not a Klondike bar? ",
"When I first read this I thought it said the \"Most pathetic looking dog ever\" ",
"I feel like he could be Ted Cruz's dog\n\nhttp://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com\n\n\"I am a dog and I am enjoying playing just as dogs do.\"",
"A^l^l^l^l^l^l these flavours, and you choose to be salty.",
"SCAAAARRRY BAMBOOZLE",
"Bark-Panther ",
"I love handling bullies. Used to meet a lot working in animal shelter, and there's such a huge difference between a bully and an APBT that it should be criminal that the two are readily shoved into the same label. They're nearly the perfect family pet. We'd sometimes get the big ole XXL bullies that look quite like rhinoceros hybrids, and people would take one look and get all frightened (even the big guys), but just handle the dog and you find that they're mostly just docile, slobbery, babies. \n\nThe only really sad thing is how much people over-breed them where I live. It's practically bully capitol over here, but people really should be more responsible. Too many end up on the table for health problems :/",
"Does he have an Instagram?",
"Look at this thing. It could easily take out a kindergarten schoolroom full of kids before anyone could stop it",
"That is an alluring, yet terrifying beast....",
"It's not necessarily that they're viewed as violent. They're viewed as risky. And frankly, they can be. About 80% of dog bite fatalities involve APBTs. The next breed on the list, Rottweilers, is responsible for only 9% by comparison.\n\nPit bulls were bred to bait bears and bulls. One of the main characteristics sought after when choosing which dogs to breed was a quality called \"gameness,\" which is why the link in the top comment calls them 'gamedogs.' A dog being referred to as 'game' means that once they set themselves to a task, they're going to see it through in spite of anything. They're not the only dogs bred for high game; jack russels and Scottish terriers are as well. A dog that will even pursue its given job until it dies is referred to as being \"dead game.\" It's a big deal to have a dead game dog if you're going up against bears or badgers, as they're likely to turn around and fuck your world up if your dog wusses out and gives up.\n\nPit bulls were also bred to have a different bite pattern than other dogs. Instead of snapping here and there, they latch on and tear without letting go. Again: great when you're up against a bear. To add to this, they were selected for low rates of human aggression and high rates of animal aggression. Makes sense.\n\nThe issue isn't that pit bulls bite a lot. The problem is that when they *do* bite, they don't stop. They're brick shithouses with steel traps for jaws, and when they decide to lash out they're going to see that target eliminated. That particular mix of qualities can be very, very dangerous in the hands of an inexperienced owner. It's one thing when your dead game scottie decides that it's going to attack you. It's a whole different world of pain when a pit bull does.\n\nSource: owner of an earthdog scottie",
"I feel like this particular comment was at the top of controversial because nobody can tell if he's being genuine or sarcastic. It's got the perfect wording and lack of tone so it's kind of impossible to tell, and for that reason, I like it.",
"Or, to prevent moisture build up and ear infections which is quite common in floppy eared dogs. The more you know...",
"wow i want one ! I NEED ONE !",
"Finally I have a place to tell my story! We had a kitten come into the shelter I worked at with an infected leg. It was a dead leg, and it wasn't life threatening and at the moment the vets were doing a pretty big surgery, so we set the kitten up to have surgery that afternoon. \n\nTurns out he decided fuck it, I'm not waiting, and ate his dead leg. So, there's that. \n\nHe ended up being fine and got adopted once he healed. ",
"Wouldn’t wanna be too greedy right off the bat, you know? ",
"Meh.... have an upper vote",
"#YOU GOT THE D U D",
"God, I miss Shawn Oakman memes. ",
"Ah, you're right, I was thinking of Dogo Argentinos, which ironically in this context, are usually white.",
"A good boi ",
"And name it Cerberus or some shit. ",
"I would swear that’s a Kane Korso.",
"I'll never un see this ",
"As if german shepards and the like don't already invoke that kind of response. ",
"Gorgeous beasty.",
"Aren't they though? My mom has a terrior/Aussie Shepard who loves to herd, and they take turns herding each other, which is hilarious to watch. It's almost like sprinting tag.",
"It was an arrangement with a teacher. I assume he got it approved or whatever. He had an amazing ginormous reef tank in his classroom too.",
"Toddler Muncher Omega",
"Ah..got ya. Hell...I'm suck Bruce's cock for a ham sandwich. ",
"what a warm friendly inviting huggable dog",
"Prohibitively expensive and still not reasonably effective though.\n\nAt some point it’ll be strange to have a child whose DNA hasn’t already been meddled with.",
"I want a sandwich.",
"According to the website their dogs not only have \"stable temperments\" but are trained in \"bitework\". So...they are both stable and dangerous, cool",
"More like Black panter , get it ? because dogs pant",
"What's the deal with this site's fascination with this breed? As an insurance underwriter, I can tell you this: they're a no-go.",
"Pandog",
"'The Sundog' by Stephen King from the short story in 'Four Past Midnight'...\n",
"Friends: “just come outside, he couldn’t hurt a fly”",
"Pits don't have near the strong bite as some other breeds.\n\nEnglish Mastiff – 552 psi\nRottweiler – 328 psi\nDoberman – 228 psi\nLeonberger – 399 psi\nMalinois – 195 psi\nGerman Shepard – 238 psi\nAmerican Bulldog – 305 psi\nPitbull – 235 psi\nDogo Argentino – 500 psi\nDogo Canario – 540 psi\nEnglish Mastiff – 552 psi",
"The “it’s racial humor not actual racism” argument is the go-to thing that every person who is racist but “doesn’t think they are” says. What is “actual racism” to you? Do you think you literally have to be using racial slurs to be considered racist?",
"ATREYU!! SAY MY NAME!!",
"I wanted to find the most dog looking panther now",
"That is a beautiful fucking dog.",
"He's clearly African-American. ",
"I dont know what those words mean. ",
"Who keeps a panther and thinks it's a dog?",
"She's transitioning ",
"Looks like one of those roided-out dogs from Hulk",
"Just /r/bandnames.",
"It is the common danther pog.",
"Staffies are pitbulls.",
"Even with cleaning, floppy ears can have problems. That being said, no fucking way I am gonna crop my St. Bernards' ears and no way I would have done it to my Golden.",
"Don't worry, you won't even see it coming.",
"Cane Corso[Cane Corso](http://www.abouttimecanecorso.com/images/CaneCorsoSecuritySystem1.jpg) ",
"What kind of insurance policy do you have out on it? ",
"Uh... That's gonna be a no from me dog.",
"He'd probably drag your soul to hell",
"That right there is a pure bread Hell Hound.",
"I shit myself just looking at this picture.... ",
"**friend shows me this picture**\n\nFriend : What will u name this dog?\n\nMe : That dog can name me.",
"Marvel Films Presents...",
"Beautiful. ",
"I bet he’s a good boy who loves belly scratches and snuggles ",
"A whole island of the stuff, like frickin salty iceberg floating over the ruins of Atlantis\n...",
"You could say it's a Cerberme.",
"Cane corso",
"That child bearing ~~hips~~ neck. ",
"#\"AHHHHHH! NOBODY SAW THAT!\"\n*as hand flies across the courtroom*",
"A lot of people seem to wanna kill “pitbulls” on sight just because of the name, and I believe the American Bully was partially bred to dispel the the idea the these dogs are super aggressive baby killers. A lot of breeders refer to them as pitbulls though, because I guess technically, they are. I’m not an expert though just an owner. The breed still being fairly new seems to raise a lot of questions and I’m not sure if there’s actually a standard definition to these questions. I would refer anyone to the ABKC website for clarification. ",
"About as likely as me pleasing a woman sexually.",
"I thought it was the most dog looking panther.",
"It's Prague the pitbull owned by XDP pitbulls",
"\"Hmmm... Africanine American!\"",
"His fur is such a pure black it's incredible.. ",
"Now I'm picturing you walking away as screams and crashing desks can suddenly be heard in the background, followed by some upbeat folksy song as we fade to the credits. ",
"Was thinking the same thing",
"She was on antibiotics, Rimadyl, and fiance was dressing it every day. I guess Maggie just got tired of it.",
"I wouldn’t leave a 2 year old alone with any large dog. Dogs don’t always understand their own size or strength and even the sweetest large dog could accidentally injure a small child.",
"I want!!! So beautiful",
"Are those fists??",
"My point is that at least get your targets straight. Otherwise you'll have police confiscating and euthanizing family dogs because they cant tell the difference between a pit and a boxer. You ok with that?",
"Omfg ",
"Nah. I like their hugs. ",
"I'm sure they do.. But this thing as a police dog would maul you, then find your soul in the afterlife then maul it too",
"Nice marketing marvel ",
"Hello Darkness my old friend.",
"*^I'm ^a ^ma-*",
"Let’s make sure to upvote this so the alt-right can’t downvote it go oblivion. ",
"Man I feel ya. Racism is the worst. Just because a dog can’t read is no reason to post racist things about it on Reddit. When will people learn?",
"His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Pitbull Legions, loyal servant to the true master, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.",
"Gorgeous dog",
"Whatever, that's a dog-looking panther if I ever saw one. \n",
"That is outrageously false. Why do people think the media hates pitbulls and loves to shit on them? That is just nonsense. \"Border Collie mauls owner to death\" would be a much bigger story than any pitbull attack.\n \nMaybe the reason you hear about pit bulls so often is because -shocker- most dog attack fatalities are from pitbulls.",
"He is great with kids!",
"It’s.. it’s.. it’s.. the grim!",
"It's both cosmetic and practical. The practical side is solely for dog fighting purposes, despite what anyone claims otherwise, and the cosmetic side is to make them *look* like a fighting dog, thus more intimidating.",
"Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a death hound from skyrim?",
"Wow such a beautiful scary ass pitbull. ",
"Kane corso I believe ",
"How much more black could it be? The answer is none. None more black.",
"I get what you're saying, but my point is that no matter what any certain group says, people consider Staffies to be pitbulls. ",
"I got some news for you buddy..",
"I was on my laptop and just skimmed over this photo on r/all, switched to my phone and realized it wasn't actually a panther...",
"How’s it not true? Pit bull are a affectionate breed, when trained maliciously they can be aggressive to try and protect their owner. But if they are trained properly then yes, most of them are giant teddy bears.",
"i was attacked by a iguana as a child and it fucked me up. ",
"He does look like a grim reaper ",
"[Reminds me of the Cave of Wonders from Aladdin](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aladdin/images/7/79/Cave_of_Wonders.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160408145408)",
"Death Terrier, definitely not a hound.",
"A muddah fucka",
"So I'm a geneticist and I'm in the process of setting up a program that will apply a lot techniques from biomed and agriculture to dog breeding, with goal of improving canine health. To that end over the last few years Ive done a ton of looking at American Bullies, ABTP breeders etc. \n\nDespite the claims American Bullies are not a homogenous group. Its just patently obvious given the rate at which morphologic change appeared from the limited gene pool of bulldogs AmStaffs etc. Outbreeding dogs really isn't an issue, the line breeding that is taking place is however a big issue. What you're effectively going to see is a few examples of outbreeding, the introduction of DNA from 1 cane corso, rottweiler etc and then extremely heavy inbreeding. This inbreeding distills both the positive and negative, and now you have situations where people are complaining that their Bullies are overheating just sitting at home. \n\nSocial media has been absolutely devastating for canine breeding. ",
"Ah, dang, he eats hearts and he's a witch. This situation is getting worse by the comment.",
"Everyone I know who has one got them because they have great personalities. They’re friendly, affectionate dogs if they’re raised properly.",
"It's so cute. I had a dog like this. Sadly he got too old and died",
"/r/Panthers",
"Well, with a name like \"Bootylegend\" I kinda figured. ",
"wood pet/10",
"Believe",
"Just as likely to kill you ",
"He'd chop your whole body off. Be nothing but a dick left. ",
"Here's a few pics of my Cane Corso. They don't all have loose faces. I agree that OP's pic is not a Cane Corso though. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/MCRef",
"Pretty sure it’s NOT a pit bull. Looks an awful lot like our Cane Corso (Italian Mastiff) That ear crop is pretty specific to them. ",
"Lmao we found the pitbull owner",
"Looks like he has some cane corso in him.",
"OMG he is BEAUTIFUL. ",
"I don't know, it's pretty grotesque. There are enough dogs in the world right now, we don't need people to make careers out of adding more and more to the population.",
"A \"bootylegend\" latino. Hm, suitable. ",
"Thanks for doing research on the source wich I was curious about but too lazy to do it myself",
"You may even believe the earth is flat if you wish.",
"True. Have you seen Gattaca?",
"Perfectly embodies what depression feels like to me.",
"10 of him would be no match for a real panther.",
"Fuck pit bulls ",
"What a beautiful dog\n",
"just what the world doesn't need, sigh",
"It's not in any way inferring that people who date Kardashians are inferior, it's simply making a commentary on her dating habits. It can be in poor taste, sure, but racist it is not.",
"Like weed strain names",
"Apparently his name is Prague. Other photos of him here.\n\nhttp://www.xxldesignerpitbulls.com/prague.html\n",
"It's a hellhound",
"> Ek's Lady Gaga is the grand dam (grandmother)\n\nMissed a golden opportunity to call her the *Grand Bitch.*",
"It'll be a sad day when all of us who are created the \"old fashioned way\" will be obsolete.\n\nI'm also curious how the ultra-rich will somehow manipulate genetics to make sure only they can afford it for their kids or somehow limit access to the best traits to only them.",
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"I just tried to give the picture my lunch money.",
"What the hell hound looks like on Supernatural of they were visible....",
"Most people you know period are white..",
"> Lady Gaga got her name from the song Radio Gaga\n\nDamn. I'm not a big fan of hers, but I like her a bit more after learning this tidbit. ",
"Are you stupid? The dog was just used to make an indirect jab at someone who is dating a black guy. But this is reddit, that (white girls “dating out”) probably make a lot of the white guys on here (who can’t get halfway attractive girls) very mad.",
"Looks like a cane corso",
"I had to google both of them, and *god damn that is a monstrosity of a pitbull*. Not too long ago that thing would've been called a demon and burned at the stake.",
"Absolutely beautiful eyes. Almost look like they are glowing. ",
"I'm sure since you're on the internet that your Google works as well as mine [does](http://www.akc.org/content/news/articles/issue-analysis-dispelling-myths/), but here's one place to start.",
"Let me guess you are also proud of how badass you and your dog are?",
"I have a Cane Corso. They can look intimidating as well. This isn't mine, but still.....[look at her](http://www.abouttimecanecorso.com/images/CaneCorsoSecuritySystem1.jpg)",
"True that. I rub this stuff into my dog's ears every night. Miss a night and they start irritating her again. But she's worth it <3",
"What a fucking beast",
"Pretty sure it's not the sweetest dog ever. If true, even a novice could leave it around kids without worry.",
"Epic dog",
"Is this from Seinfeld or somewhere else? Literally just watched this scene on Seinfeld.",
"Looks like the wolf in 300",
"Oh my God Karen you can't just ask someone the race of their dog",
"Holy shit, that thing looks like it's been doing pushups for it's whole life. Friggin forearms (forelegs?) are bigger than mine...\n\nTalk about feeling inadequate...",
"Lmao found another pitbull owner",
"How do you not have this dog bageria?",
"Did they name it bagera? If not wasted name opportunity ",
"First post ever for this account. 4 months old. 0 comments. Could this be an ad?",
"Exactly this. ",
"Fun fact a black panther and a Jaguar are the same animal.",
"if the Cleveland Browns and the Carolina Panthers fuuuuuuucked (James Franco voice)",
"Or most dog looking panther",
"They still are wild creatures. That's why pit bulls are guard dogs.",
"Bagheera!",
"Vanja Black Doggo ",
"IANAL ;)",
"Yeah it’s pretty gross. He’s beautiful but he’s not a fucking accessory.",
"Its name should be Dramon Green.\n\nEdit a postrophe",
"I have a cane Corso pitbull mix. Typically frowned upon because it's two typically aggressive and protective breeds but his father looked just like this. Little bit of a white patch on his chest which isn't desirable when looking at cane Corso. The black one on the couch is the corso pit mix he's 4 months old sitting next to my 65lb blue pit.. to give you an idea of size.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/CQs4JkQ.jpg\n\n",
"I really dont like cropped ears, or tails. ",
"I am a pitbull (American staff mutt) owner, also not latina.",
"I bet Prague himself with a super dark bitch would result in litter of some seriously dark and expensive pups. If you could guarantee me a dog like Prague color wise it would easily fetch high 4 to 5 figures. \n\nBud just paid 3k for a Thai ridgeback with good pedigree. A dog like this would be like a golden goose here in Asia.",
"Looks like that dog creature from the first stage of Out of This World",
"the day I say normie unironically is the day I suck start a .45",
"If dmx was a dog",
"Still just want his head pat, belly rub, and what ever is on your plate",
"Dude thats a deathhound",
"But he's from the U^K^.^.^.",
"Actual racism is the belief that other races are inferior. It's that simple. By your suggestion, how many comedians have been racist? Is Louis C.K. racist? Is Dave Chappelle? Was Richard Pryor? ",
"I haven't finished that movie ever since elementary school because all the guys kept laughing at statues with tits scene and the teacher turned it off.",
"LOL dfkm 😂😂",
"Then you know it’s Seinfeld lol ",
"/r/pantherlookingdogs",
"I was once asked what make my dog was. ",
"I knew it Kristen-LY",
"And it's name ?,.......Brian !",
"It's called a \"Grande\" you uncultured swine!",
"100% an advertisement for the upcoming movie. Look at OP's profile.",
"Needs a banana for scale",
"UK a few years ago had a spat of Big Black Cat sightings, despite being no large cats native to there, seeing that second picture I would have absolutely thought it was a Panther if I saw that walking across the pasture. Until you get close, everything about that screams cat",
"It's a Deathhound ",
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!",
"Yes breeders are the reason pugs exist and that's enough of a reason to hate them",
"Ok honey. Make sure to use lubrication.",
"In the last image even the muzzle looks less like a dog and more like a panther. I’d love to have a pit like this.",
"That's called Photoshop.",
"Don't worry he has already eaten your soul.",
"Check with your dentist prior to engaging in such activity, it sounds harmful to tooth enamel. ",
"Imagine him/her at the dog park? The other owners would grab their dogs and jet. ",
"There must be an Asian version of him out there, probably writing his next hit single on his [Michaelsoft Binbows](https://i.imgur.com/DFiukhm.jpg) laptop inside a Starsbuck coffee shop.",
"I’m imagining it as panther quiet also. ",
"I have just learned a whole lot of new stuff :). So, essentially when pits bite, they are like gators but without the drowning and spinning.\n\nI suppose I'm going about this thinking like a responsible dog owner, whereas many people who just want a pittie for the \"cool\" factor don't take into account the proper training that they are going to need to be a safe, loveable pet.\n\nI honestly didn't know there were such a thing as game scotties, that's pretty cool that you breed them. \n\n**Thanks everyone who has commented on me for your different points of view and giving me lots to think about!**",
"Looks intimidating as hell",
"The ears are clipped",
"He was the servant of the power behind the Nothing. He was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. He lost him in the Swamps of Sadness. His name…was Atreyu!",
"I remember the day I realized what it meant. That was a good day.",
"Not all free dogs are cheap. I got a free cane corso and have 10k in her in bills this year not including shots and regular stuff. Now she tore her other ACL so there goes another 6-7k. Only 5 months after the last one. ",
"If that dog had a human voice it would be Vin Diesel's voice.",
"Pit Bulls aren't recognised as a breed by many kennel clubs. The FCI (and thus [AKC](http://www.akc.org/press-center/facts-stats/page-3/)) doesn't recognise them for example. ",
"This look so panther-esk if you had told me this was a panther that looked like a dog I would have probably believed you",
"DON’T FREEZE",
"This dog is more beautiful than i am. ",
"I need two of these.",
"I have my annual cleaning Monday so ty",
"I love this dog. I've seen him on Instagram. He's absolutely stunning! ",
"Rex gon' give it to ya!",
"r/actlikeyoubelong ",
"I feel like I want to give this dog my lunch money.",
"It was \"Steal my Sunshine\" by Len.",
"That’s a scary looking dog. Imagine waking up and seeing that thing staring at you",
"Honestly guy looks like an American bully I have one and it's body structure looks pretty close ",
"Still looks broken",
"Cropping ears can actually make them even more prone to infection.\n\nWhen I worked at a vet clinic there was one pit bull that was constantly in for ear infections. The crop job had made him super prone to infection and he was also terrified of his ears being touched. I think he had successfully bit every single person working there. \n\nEventually he realized we were helping but it was a long road to get him over his fear. \n\nPitbulls don't have the kind of floppy ears that make them prone to infection. Those breeds are more like shih tzus and cocker spaniels. Fluffy, floppy ears, that have internal hair.\n\nWith pitbulls the best way to prevent infection is just making sure you dry their ears out after a bath/swimming/etc.",
"Not nearly as scary as the dog looking panther!",
"Now begins the search the for most dog looking panther....",
"At first I thought it was a pentagram connected to his collar. Now I want him to have a pentagram connected to his collar ",
"I see this dog coming at me I'd play dead immediately!!",
"I do now!",
"50/50 it's either Rick Moranis or Sigourney Weaver inside.",
"He's the Wesley Snipes of dogs",
"https://imgur.com/VTHoNqA",
"Well this is a new viral marketing technique",
"not a fan of the breed, bad history and bad reputation (although Ive also seen first hand they can be sweet), but i would love to have this one. A dog that can pass for a Large Species cat? Yes Please",
"They dont cut their ears so they stand in nature. Not that nice to do that. Thats why its forbidden in some places.",
"The eyes say \"good boy\" but the body says \"N-nice kitty?\"",
"He's the shit, bitch, how could he not show it",
"like a retarded panther, i'd say",
"I read an article where they show the stats for ear infections vs cropping. The number were something like 13% (don't quote me though) of pits get ear infections without cropping, while 6% get infections with cropped ears. Now, that being said, if there were outrageous differences between those numbers to indicate that cropping ears really is very beneficial, then yes I may be for it. But they'd have to be like 60% without cropping to 10% with cropping for me to want to put my baby through that. If the benefits don't outweigh the risks, why do it in the first place for the so called *\"medical reasons?!\"* \n\nI just can't justify doing that kind of a procedure for only the *chance* of her getting infections, and surprise, she has never gotten a single one! ",
"Our GSD came with an AKC name - Julka (her litter were all ‘J’s). We named her Chaos, but if anyone called her Julka - and we often did to tease her - she’d glare at them as if to say, ‘you’re a real a-hole’. Smart dog. Chaos’s pups had to have an ‘L’ name - I guess there’s some wiggle room bc mom let the pups owners pick the first name and gave them all a common ‘L’ last name. So the 2 pups we kept were Cosmos Mojo Rising Von Leicht & Mitch Williams Von Leicht. The timing of their birth lined up w the ‘93 Phillies World Series, which is how poor Mitch got stuck with his name. ",
"I bet he is the goodest boy too. :)",
"One who places a bootycall.",
"https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/canispanther.htm",
"I'm sorry but dog's eyes don't glow like vampires...",
"Dude that’s insane I want one of his pups \n",
"Dobby!",
"I assume family dogs would get grandfathered in, it's more about preventing breeding and new sales.",
"They let him keep his tail. Huge addition to his panther looks. Not to mention the way his canines protrude.",
"Nah man you got it all wrong, on the internet everyone except you is a pit bull.",
"Got attacked by one of these when I took acid.",
"Cane Corso?",
"I have an above-average size german shepherd and one night I was walking it and I came across a dude with a dog that looked a lot like this one, but meaner. It had a fucking nasty scar on his face and half an ear, it was also as big as my shepherd and *beefy AF*. Bright yellow eyes, still and quiet, eyes locked on us. \nThat thing was scary, I had never seen a pitbull that big.\n",
"Having a vet do it also is better than how some of the old school hunters will dock tails themselves with no numbing or anything else. They just take the puppies after a couple days of being born and take a very sharp knife and dock the tail themselves and place back with the Mom who licks the nubs that are left. ",
"Is it friendly or mean?",
"Cerberus version 1.0",
"Seriously what the fuck I need an explanation for this",
"My pittie is so scary https://i.imgur.com/OL7XqBZ.jpg ",
"He’s an amazing player. Just needs the stop the dirty shit. \n\nHa! Fuck the Habs. Elitist fucks. \n\nI’m Orange County CA born and raised. So Ducks. \n\nVery nice game we had... ",
"I'll bet that that dog is the cuddliest thing on the planet. My ex fighting dog will whimper at me until he gets let under the covers with us. The stocky pitbull fighting build combined with the most pathetic whining is so goddamned adorable.",
"Oh wow I haven't thought about this in years ",
"that is not a dog, that is a panther",
"Swear this looks similar to my Cane Corso, though [more goofy](http://i.imgur.com/D0Flz.jpg) than threatening. Still beautiful to me! Great-looking pup!\nedit: she was a rescue, we did nothing to her ears or tail.",
"It’s not racist to make fun of a white girl for dating a guy who’s not white? If the dog was white as snow, no joke would be made about a white girl dating some pale as fuck white guy. But I (as someone who’s not white), probably just have a very different definition of what racism is. And unless our definitions are on the same page, us arguing is pointless.",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails",
"Fuck man, could you imagine Ramsay Bolton with that shit? fuck my life.",
"I know some people that would kill you for this dog. They are not people you would wanna know though. They are not friends just a by product of growing up poor and they never got out unlike me. ",
"It's too bad people still think it's acceptable to mutilate dog's ears.",
"I have toys, a backyard, and other dogs. Not super complicated.",
"That is the coolest, scariest looking dog I have ever seen!",
"> Why do people think the media hates pitbulls and loves to shit on them?\n\nbecause society eats it up?\n\n\n>That is just nonsense. \"Border Collie mauls owner to death\" would be a much bigger story than any pitbull attack.\n\n\nthey will have their chance, it seems every 10 years or so the dog everyone loves to hate changes.\n\n\n>Maybe the reason you hear about pit bulls so often is because -shocker- most dog attack fatalities are from pitbulls.\n\n\nand you cant go beyond the breed to see why. \"african americans commit more murder\" lemme guess you also think its because of their skin color dont ya?\n\n\n\nthere are many factors that play into it which currently seems most likely because bad owners want a dangerous dog and they hear pit bulls are that, so they go get one and guess what it attacks someone because they are bad owners.\n\n",
"This dog is an American Bully which a mix of American Pitbull Terrier and American Staffordshire Terrier :)",
"That's usually just used as an excuse. Theres no real evidence for this and it's not like other dogs prone to ear infection get their ears cropped (Cocker Spaniel, Dachshund, Golden Retriever etc.). Somehow it's always pitbulls, dobermans, GDs etc. that have it done for \"medical benefits\". ",
"Essentially, yeah. That's why it's a bad idea for shelters to try and whitewashing the breed as gentle like puppies that would never hurt a fly. That may be true, but potential owners need to understand that they're bringing home an extremely powerful breed that needs detailed training.\n\nAlso, look up Earth Dog Competitions! That's what I do. Or did, anyway. It's been awhile.",
"Me too! My rotttie was a giant baby constantly in my lap but very intimidating looking. I feel like this dog would be the same and I WANT HIM",
"Just looked up fireline pits, their first video was training a pitt in aggression/protection. These types of people are the scum of the earth and make an already maligned breed much worse. Do they honestly think this is a good idea?\n",
"No, not exactly this. If you go by that logic, you shouldn't ever own a dog 45lbs or larger because they can all do very serious damage/kill you. A golden retriever that snaps could kill you without breaking a sweat.",
"And Frenchies. They're adorable but so unhealthy. I feel so bad for them. \n\nAnd GSD hip dysplasia is so prominent because of breeding for show. I'm so glad my boy is a working line GSD. \n\nTeacup Pomeranians and Chihuahuas? Why?",
"How do we know this isn’t the most dog looking panther ever?",
"Yeah nice game for you. Thanks a lot for fucking up our 18 game streak. Assholes. I expected a loss or 2 while Marchy is suspended.\n\nSo you actually WATCH hockey games? And Ducks games, at that?\n \nYES FUCK THE HABS! You. I like you....",
"I'd be more worried about a German Shepherd Dog. Those can run.",
"Yup just like my 57 year old white mother and her goofy ass pit.",
"I've had two dogs who had uncropped ears, one a mastif type, another a lab/boxer mix (if I recall correctly). Both of their floppy ears became filled with blood and puffed up. According to the vet, you really can't even permantly heal this because it either requires constant draining, or it's drained with a slice and stitched, but even then it's not a sure fire solution. So if I get another dog in that category, I'll be cropping also to help prevent that. I personally like the cropped look, but it's not all about athesetics.",
"Awesome! ",
"60% of the time it works everytime.",
"I totally agree in the difference compared to APBT, bullies are giant sweethearts. I don't think I could ever own another breed, they fit my personality and lifestyle perfectly. Unfortunately stupid rental property managers don't have the same view..., they just take one look at that big ol' head and muscular frame and scream \"PITBULL! AHHHH, KEEP IT AWAY!\"",
"I hope it's name is Bagheera",
"About 5 maybe more",
"Or think about this: most dog looking panther ever.",
"Yeah seriously. I’ve always thought that people started cropping pittie ears because their ears are just *too* cute and expressive, and pitties with their ears in tact have far too much power over us mere mortals.",
"Hahahahahahahahagava",
"Cool, I'll have to look that up!\n\nSee, it wouldn't occur to me to NOT take a powerful breed for training, and I have enough common sense when visiting a shelter to check on a dogs background to see if it was used in a fighting ring or not (there were a lot of fighting ring dogs from California sent up to an Idaho shelter I go to often, and they were heart breaking), because I know I wouldn't be able to handle those.",
"Racism is treating someone differently on the basis of their race. Your definition of racism is way to loose and allows you to justify being racist. Also, not all forms of racism are inherently negative, such as affirmative action. Yes those comedians are racist, just mostly in a self deprecating way. You’re probably the type of person to have a black “friend” who you act and speak differently to but not see how that isn’t racism just because you aren’t literally calling him a nigger or going out to Klan rallies.",
"None more black.",
"I'd assume they are bred as a family companion that could also protect the family if need be. Just like any breed, training is so important. It's a shame how many people don't properly train their doggos.",
"I watch nearly every Ducks game. Go to a ton. \n\nI have friends in Boston. I wanted to head over and catch a game at the Garden. \n\nSince the B’s can’t beat the Ducks, I should def go to one of those. Probably get fought by dudes in the crowd that don’t pronounce their Rs. \n\n",
"Thanks! I had only heard of this mutilative practice as a means to avoid fighting dogs to shred their opponents' ears.",
"Any dog has potential to be dangerous when not raised/socialized correctly, or even some have a weird disposition that has to be monitored correctly. Ive met labradors who have attcked people, plenty of small breeds, non aggressive breed mutts (like lab/hound type mixes). There are also the high energy/ high prey drive dogs that attack children. Then there are the classic \"dangerous breeds\" that arent banned but typically have regulations like german shepards, dobermans, rottweilers, huskys (its common for renters not to allow them), chow chows and pit bulls (some places specify all \"bully type breeds\" and staffys.)\n\nI think that just outlawing a breed/type is a little ridiculous because not every dog is bad. I think that there should be a bigger responsibility put on the owners which some places do, such as requiring the dog to have gone through and passed obediance courses, insuring the dog and a standard on how the dog should be contained (fence height/depth and such). If the owner doesnt comply, then it should be removed. Taking good dogs away from a loving, caring and responsible owner and putting it down for no reason other than the way it looks is wrong.",
"I worked with a vet that literally wouldn't take chow chows as patients. She worked with dogs rescued from abusive situations, fighting dogs - but no chow chows. I always thought it was weird surely they aren't that unpredictable ",
"Tell those bastards 1820 called, they want their vet care back.",
"Absolutely. Different breeds require more training/ attention. You can bring home a lab and not terrain it much and be okay. They'll develop bad habits that are annoying, but you'll get by. That said, I firmly believe all dogs should properly trained. I cringe every time I see someone walking their dog and dragging it along by the collar/ holding it back by the collar. Properly train that good boye and you won't have to do that to your dog and you'll both enjoy walking more.",
"Then what does that make me?",
"American Staffordshire Terrier. A mastiff is larger\n",
"You’d have better luck just waiting for them to die. ",
"Whatevah. Have NO idea what you are talking about. \n\nDucks games don't usually draw fights. You should be fine. Unless you're a dick. Then good luck. \n\nDo Ducks games sell out?",
"Pitbull isn't a breed though. Its a nickname for numerous breeds. ",
"> Any dog has potential to be dangerous when not raised/socialized correctly\n\n>putting it down for no reason other than the way it looks \n\nPit bulls kill and seriously injure far more people every year than every other dog breed combined. It's not based on how they look, it's based on the characteristics of the breed. You pit bull people kill me, nobody denies that bloodhounds have been bred to track and nobody denies that shepherds have been bred to corral animals. But as soon as someone mentions that pit bulls were (and are) bred to fight, everything jumps to blame the owners and the dogs get a free pass, no matter how aggressive they are.",
"Ducks games always “sell out”. \n\nProblem is rich fucks who aren’t down leave their season ticket seats empty. Fahkin bullshit kehd. ",
"Yes, unless the dog is super prone to injuring its tail or ears and a vet recommends docking/cropping. ",
"I just read that article and I completely disagree with the ear cropping part. I can understand the reasoning behind tail docking for a working dog or one that continually injures its tail, or dewclaw removal for a dog where it poses a health risk, but there is no good reason to cut a dog's ears. The article claims historical precedent, but that alone is not a good reason to subject an animal to a painful and unnecessary procedure. I'd also like to see their sources stating that ear cropping improves a dog's hearing. The only evidence I found was a boxer breeder from 1993 who claimed it helped her dogs hear better, which is antecdotal evidence at best. Additionally, most of the dogs in America are family pets, not working on a farm or hunting or catching rats, so there's not that same risk of getting hurt/caught that was historically cited for cropping ears. Sorry for the rant, I just get frustrated at breeders who support unethical and outdated practices for the sake of aesthetics.",
"I have to agree there. ",
"I know, which is why the ABDA was formed in 1909.",
">Designing new dog breed characteristics imo isn't any worse than what they have done in the past\n\nActually I'd argue that it is worse. In the past at least most breeds were created/used for a specific purpose. Hunting, sledding, etc.\n\nToday we just breed dogs for arbitrary physical traits. We breed for certain characteristics to the point where they are detrimental to the dogs' health. So many pure breds suffer from conditions directly related to breeding. It's a silly thing to keep doing and we know better, but people would rather that these dogs suffer (or at the very least experience significantly worse quality of life than they would have otherwise) because they think dogs with smushy faces are cute.\n\nNot to mention the fact that we kill over 7 million healthy, loving dogs and cats every year as a result of overpopulation. Breeding dogs/supporting breeders while so many others suffer, get put down, or die homeless is wrong. ",
"Then try to ban German shepherds, Rottweilers and Dobermans.",
"I went into detail in another comment chain, but I'll drop it here for you to read.\n\n>It's not necessarily that they're viewed as violent. They're viewed as risky. And frankly, they can be. About 80% of dog bite fatalities involve APBTs. The next breed on the list, Rottweilers, is responsible for only 9% by comparison.\n\n>Pit bulls were bred to bait bears and bulls. One of the main characteristics sought after when choosing which dogs to breed was a quality called \"gameness,\" which is why the link in the top comment calls them 'gamedogs.' A dog being referred to as 'game' means that once they set themselves to a task, they're going to see it through in spite of anything. They're not the only dogs bred for high game; jack russels and Scottish terriers are as well. A dog that will even pursue its given job until it dies is referred to as being \"dead game.\" It's a big deal to have a dead game dog if you're going up against bears or badgers, as they're likely to turn around and fuck your world up if your dog wusses out and gives up.\n\n>Pit bulls were also bred to have a different bite pattern than other dogs. Instead of snapping here and there, they latch on and tear without letting go. Again: great when you're up against a bear. To add to this, they were selected for low rates of human aggression and high rates of animal aggression. Makes sense.\n\n>The issue isn't that pit bulls bite a lot. The problem is that when they do bite, they don't stop. They're brick shithouses with steel traps for jaws, and when they decide to lash out they're going to see that target eliminated. That particular mix of qualities can be very, very dangerous in the hands of an inexperienced owner. It's one thing when your dead game scottie decides that it's going to attack you. It's a whole different world of pain when a pit bull does.\n\n>Source: owner of an earthdog scottie\n\nRetrievers aren't dead game dogs. Knock one on the head and it'll back off. It'll also snap, which means you can get away from it. You're comparing apples to pineapples.",
"Please. I used to be able to go to Bruins games and walk down to sweet ass seats no problemo. Then 2011 and Timmy Thomas comes along, we win the Cup. And now you have to work 8 weeks and give up your first born to get good seats. Kills me a little inside. Then I remember we won a Cup in my lifetime, and I finally stop bitching. *about that only*\n\n",
"That’s the good thing about the Ducks home games. Too many people in California from like Rhodesia or some shit and they don’t care about hockey. Games are cheap. \n\nPlus I play the game in the Ducks owned facilities and get tickets for free or cheap from that action. \n\nAll hockey all the time for me. ",
"Please tell me his name is Bagheera??",
"I'm black, in America. A good joke is a good joke. ",
"And Pitbull was named after an old pop singer from the 30’s, Barbara Pitbull",
"Because he/ she (not going to assume gender) is black?",
"They’re all terriers though. I have one pit who’s okay with dogs after a long introduction, but would not even ruffle a hair on a cat or a mouse or a rat or any small animal. She lets my cats nuzzle all over her and swat her tail and she just cleans their butts and eats their food. My other pit is a total submissive love bug with other dogs, even itty bitty ones, but will kill any small non-dog without a second thought. She’s killed a possum, countless squirrels and mice, and one gargantuan rat that ran in the back door within 4 seconds of his trespass. Point being- dogs are individuals, and while breeds have trends, individual dogs usually don’t follow them.",
"Or batmans dog.",
"Meh....my uncle has a couple of Cane Corso's in with his live stock. I don't think this guy is one of them. He looks like almost like an American Pitt Bull Terrier (I have one myself, tho she's not this big). Whatever he is, someone docked the hell out of his ears.......",
"Lol, blacks like you are the reason why white people think making racist jokes is fine. And no, you being black and being tolerant of racist jokes doesn’t make them any less okay. That just makes you ignorant. Not that that was even a good joke, because it wasn’t.",
"The Dog got them cropped, fully awake, no painkillers. Stared down the Vet as it was happening. ",
"For what it’s worth, I’ve rehabbed fighting dogs into lovely companions who are even dog-friendly. ",
"EK and XDP are breeding organizations. Envious Kennel bred a dog named \"Avant Garde\" from XXL Designer Pitbuls which was the mother of Prague. Avant garde means experimental or unusual, especially in the art world, so there might be a story there about the breeding decisions or it is just a funny name. ",
"You canNOT not train a lab. Labs as a breed are HUGE and NUTS and completely overbred. Most labs I dealt with at doggie daycare were nightmares to work with.",
"OINK. ",
"Nah, comedy and politics are different. You didn't like the joke? Good for you. I did. So get the fuck off my nuts homie, I'll laugh at whatever the fuck I want. ",
"Dog confession: I *hate* labs. They're all energy and no brains. ",
"Absolutely gorgeous, I can say with certainty that I've never before seen such a terrifyingly beautiful dog in my life. The tail, especially, lends to its panther-like appearance in the second picture.",
"Fuck I knew something was up",
"I would totally get a rehabbed fighter, I just know that I don't have the ability to do it myself. Good for you for being a dog rehabber! Anything that prevents them from being killed for human stupidity is a plus in my book.",
"I've had my dogs (2) since 2 months of age. both with me since 2010. 3 litters of puppies... dog food has been my only expense. lucky i guess.",
"I hope you placed them with very, very skilled owners. Dogs with histories like that have no business being owned by your run of the mill adopters.",
"When I first started using Reddit, I thought it meant, \"Fuck this, fuck you\", lol.",
"No one gives them a 'free pass', but pits are no more aggressive than many other breeds - chows come to mind, for example. The only reason pits have the reputation they do is not because they attack *more*, but because when they *do* attack, it is usually worse because they don't let go. Other dogs will bite, then release. Pits bite and hold. That causes more damage. \n\nThe solution is still not banning the dogs. It's proper training for the owners. A properly trained, socialized, and not-abused pit bull will not attack anything.",
"glad to hear you bought a used car. most people shy away from used cars. i would never again buy a new car.",
"This has nothing to do with politics. As I said, you being black doesn’t justify the joke at all. I don’t care about whether or not you like it, just don’t try to use your race as justification for why it’s not racist, “homie”. It’s almost laughable how stereotypical you seem just from your text comments alone.",
"You couldn’t pay enough me to have a lab or retriever",
"Well I did say they'll be annoying and develop bad habits. But nothing that will endanger people. I did also say I believe all dogs should be trained. Both my labs have absolutely been crazy, but they are extremely smart and trainable. ",
"Im just saying that there could be other steps in place than just an all out ban. Not all of the dogs removed by a ban are \"dangerous pitbulls\", some are breeds that have been carefully and specifically bred to weed out certain aggressions like the american bully, but it can easily be mistaken and has been. I understand that there is more risk involved with an actual pit. I do totally think that they can be dangerous animals and I dont deny the facts. I just think that there are other ways to handle the situation than just banning them since it is such a broad range of what qualifies as one or not. If an owner is willing to take all necessary steps to own a potentially dangerous dog responsibly and in conpliance with laws, I think they should be given a chance since some people have had their family pet longer than some bans have been in place. In personal experience, not that Im saying your facts arent true, german shepards have been far more hostile to me and my dog (hes been attacked by two different ones at different times) than any pit I have encountered. ",
"I placed them with... me, so yes",
"yeah I was thinking more of recent history rather than oldschool hunting dogs.. many of the old labradors and bulldogs look vastly different than what we see now in shows and many \"breed standards\" are no longer for their usefullness but just for characteristics people find cute/unique etc.. and cause many issues. The designer dog thing is kind of new because now they are crossing 2 breeds to create what used to be called a mutt, but renaming them and charging at a premium. SOme of them are pretty healthy but some you wonder what they are thinking like crossing a chijuajua with a golden retriever or whatever. My own dog is a mutt but I could very well call him a \"cavacollie\" and he would be designer. I just call him my mutt though! he's an adorable bugger",
"I’ve been bitten by labs at work, and once got a split lip from a big idiot chocolate lab. Sounds dangerous to me!",
"Haha, that's awesome. My boye will only chase. If he's chased, he runs behind the bench and waits until the other dog loses interest, and then SURPRISE BUTT SEKS.",
"Ears where historically cropped to prevent them from being ripped off while boar/bear hunting. Today, I could see hunting situations where your dog might stick its head in on a raccoon's nest and have its ear ripped off. You would have to do a cost benefit analysis based on the likelyhood of your dog encountering that situation. \n\nThat said, I agree the number of situations where ears should be cropped is astronomically low, but there are some. \n\n My main point is that I think too many people see a dog with a docked tail or cropped ears and think the owner is a monster. My ex rescued a staffy with cropped ears and she has been harassed in public. That shit still pisses me off. Her dog is perfectly happy now and she took better care of him than she did me. People should be aware of all the facts before they hop on their high horse. ",
"> but pits are no more aggressive than many other breeds - chows come to mind, for example.\n\nYou just picked another very aggressive breed.\n\n>do is not because they attack more, but because when they do attack, it is usually worse because they don't let go.\n\nAnd that makes it better why?\n\n>The solution is still not banning the dogs. It's proper training for the owners.\n\nWell that's not going to happen, forcing people to properly train dogs is probably less enforceable than banning a breed.\n\n>A properly trained, socialized, and not-abused pit bull will not attack anything.\n\nExcept that takes more work and skill than most people have. And there are a ton of pits out there waiting to be adopted that probably have been abused in the past.",
"Fair enough... both would make me equally piss my pants if I saw one in the wild, up close.",
"lol, I hear ya - it honestly took me several *months* before I clued in. \n\nGlad you've finally seen the light too, brutha. Cheers.",
"That’s where I went astray as well. I figured an acronym with two F’s HAD to have at least one “fuck” in it. \n\nI was stuck on “Fixed The Fuckup You...made?”",
"That sounds like my Gracie! She will hump anything when she's excited (except kids or people she knows are frail) and generally will show guy dogs what she's made of.",
"> all the guys kept laughing at statues with tits scene and the teacher turned it off.\n\nlol.... yes, I remember we giggled like school children, too (b/c we literally *were* school children at the time.) ",
"ooOOooo... yes, another good one! ",
"Bro, that's a hellhound",
"I'm like 99% sure they were bred because they look cool. ;)\n\nThe myth will persist, dogs kill kids and nobody cares that labs have more tooth pressure to crack scull, bully breads look scary with their muscles and whatnot. \n\nBasically my point is don't shy away from the truth, you own a pitbull. Its leniage without a doubt has a history fighting in pits, maybe against dogs or maybe boars and bears. Every dog has a deadly natural past if you look back far enough. Most seem to agree pits are safer for family life than man killer old war breeds like Mastiffs or guard dogs, lots of people and handler love bred into pits. Of course every dog is somewhat individual but no sense in denying the history of a breed. \n\n",
"The sad thing is the next time I see it, I will probably forget what it was again. *shrug*",
"The only statistic that is correct in that post is the fatalities and even that is approximated.\n\nThis is the problem with taking statistics at face value without understanding how they got there. The problem isn't some inherent bloodlust that can be unlocked at any moment. The problem is that for fucked up owners who want a dog that has the highest potential to kill or deter people from property - they turn to these dogs because they look the meanest, they bite the hardest, and they have great potential for muscle mass. When 90% of fucked up dog owners are going after a very specific breed - of course the fatality numbers will be skewed. Nobody is buying a Labrador to train to fight dogs/people and guard property by attacking.\n\nYou also show me that you don't have the most extensive experience with dogs. Almost every time I've witnessed a dog get completely aggressive at the park, it is not as simple to stop as a smack on the head. All dogs have the capability to completely ignore you when they feel like it is a fight or flight situation, if you would just understand that you can't put your dogs in that situation none of these things would happen.\n\nCan't stand the miss-education about terriers in this thread with people spewing the same uninformed \"logic\" over and over.",
"I am not a...lightbulb?",
"Boooo ",
"I believe that's commonly known as a 'Death Hound'.",
"Well alrighty then. Are you done? ",
"I just put my 13 year old lab down and thst and her spay were my only expenses too. Sometimes you get lucky. ",
"My dick is .45 caliber",
"i mean shit mans come thru",
"I hope their neighbors aren’t faint of heart, I could see animal control being called on me in my neighborhood",
"I own a pittie. Am pale as a ghost",
"Ha! Yeah, my CC would chase you, but if you turned around quick and challenged him, he would skid to a stop and slink off. I swear I think some dogs do it for entertainment. I have a Chow/German Shephard now who will sit quietly while someone walks passed the yard, wait until they reach the gate and then start barking.",
"Thats a strange shark you got there",
"The ol' passive/aggressive bark LOL! What I liked best about that lab is he'd start biting down a little harder if you put your hand on the door knob. Never enough to break the skin, but enough to make you realize you're not going anywhere. ",
"The titles are before or after the names too. So \"Ch blah blah blah\" is a champion in conformation. ",
"Ignorance is a motherfucker. ",
"Well, seeing as I only stated one statistic I'm glad it's passable in your books.\n\n>They look the meanest, the bite the hardest, and they have the greatest potential for muscle mass.\n\n...Which is why people who want to adopt one need to think carefully on their ability to handle them. You're just confirming what I've already stated: these dogs can be dangerous if not trained appropriately. I never said that they bite more than other dogs, just that when they do it's a much higher potential for severe damage. I'm not quite sure why you're being so indignant here.\n\nIf you fight back against a retriever that's attacking you, chances are it's going to stop. That's not true of a game dog, regardless of type. It just isn't. I'm not talking about dog on dog attacks, I'm talking about people. And I assure you that I have plenty of experience with canines. \n\nThere's also a tendency for some rescues to \"rehab\" a dog even when they should be destroyed. Overzealous rescue organizations have led to mauling deaths in the past. This is another reason for people to be informed and ready for anything when they bring home an animal whose history is a bit of a mystery. That goes double for big, powerful breeds.\n\nhttp://pilotonline.com/news/local/crime/article_06ac029b-2069-5ee9-a449-089e64a79ec1.html",
"Dude, that's Bronx from Gargoyles. ",
"Lol that is fantastic, he needed to be firm, but as a lab, not overly firm. Yeah, she's sneaky. We had a census worker at the house looking for my neighbor. I came home and dude wouldn't stop insisting I had the details on my neighbor. I went through the gate and into the house and let the dog out in the yard, then stood at the window and waited. The moment he approached the gate like he was going to come through, she let it out and he jumped back like 3 feet. I love her. ",
"Any different from buying a cockapoo because theyre cute? \n\nI chose me dog for the look. Fuck if we chose partners for looks im sure we can pick dogs for the same reason without feeling guilty",
"That's fair enough. It honestly never occurred to me that people might treat a person poorly because their dog has cropped ears, because most people that I know with those dogs rescued them like your ex did. I do still judge breeders and owners that choose to cut their dog's ears, but rescues are a completely different situation.",
"Holy shit he looks like my dog just more regal and way less dopey ",
"Name him \"vanta.\"",
"Oh I know compared to some other breeds they’re not as strong- clearly you’ve done your research. All the dogs you mentioned I would also be nervous around if they were not well socialized. I would just prefer to be around a not well socialized border collie or lab for example compared a not well socialized Pitbull or GSD. Not because they are more aggressive, only because they’re just stronger dogs and can do more damage without trying. ",
"Hey, they are titles for completing requirements in various sports. He is an AKC conformation champion (ch), a master agility champion (mach2), rally excellent (re), master gold agility (mxg), master century jumpers (mjc), master gold jumpers (mjg), excellent fast (xf), master earthdog (me). This is an EXCEPTIONAL dog who has qualifying scores/championships in conformation, rally, agility, and earthdog competitions. I'm assuming a stud dog :)\n\nEdit: [link to titles/requirements in AKC.](http://www.akc.org/events/titles/) Other registries have titles too but that pup competed in AKC. These are not easy to get! He is a top class dog. ",
"Labs are very trainable here they are used for hunting. It just takes a lot of work and exercise for them to be good dogs. Any breed can be crap if not trained. To many owners don't or won't train, why so many end up in shelter's. Down her that's the number one dog in shelter's because they are over breed by hunters. ",
"Many people purchasing a pit from a breeder are looking for protection dogs or to look badass. They aren't practicing responsible breeding and are part of the problem against breeders. ",
"But are two completely different breeds. People will consider it's basically looks like a pit, but it's a breed all its own. The English staffie have a different build than their american counterparts so I can see why people would assume it's basically the same dog. America and its breeders are really good at changing a breed from what it once was.",
"Definitely agree with you as well. I don’t think a smaller dog = less aggressive at all. But if I had to choose to be bitten by a vicious chihuahua versus a provoked pitbull or mastiff, I’d definitely choose the chihuahua lol. I had a neighbor with a husky and another with a small terrier mix. The terrier was a little annoying shit who hated other dogs and made the mistake one day of picking a fight with a husky. The husky whipped around real fast in self defense and nipped the terrier in the eye. His eyeball was dangling out of his head! The husky wasn’t an aggressive dog at all, but he was a lot bigger and stronger than the terrier so it’s warning nip did a lot more damage by accident than the terrier could do intentionally. I felt bad for the husky owner because everyone was horrified that the husky was so “violent” when he was simply defending himself from another dog that was the aggressor. All I’m saying is that strong dogs are definitely not necessarily more aggressive at all, they just have the capability to do more damage if a freak accident did occur or they are provoked. ",
"This is really the Black Panther ",
"Archer only humps other dogs...And his puppy bed. We refer to it as his sex toy ",
"The only thing I'm going to say different than you is to make sure you check that the smaller dog has had their rabies shots. Some of my mom's friends with 'palm pets' don't get them vaccinated because \"they would never bite\" and still let them roam unsupervised. Nobody needs their pet, kid, or themselves to get rabies when this day and age it's so preventable, yet still fatal.",
"Yikes! Nope, that sounds more like the Archer on TV.",
"Wakanda forever! ",
"I mean, I know he's a stud but that's besides the point (hah). My aunt has a tendency to downplay what she does with her dogs since to her it's just a hobby. I do know that Rudy has sired other champions, so you've given me more insight into just how awesome they are. Thank you!",
"Wow that’s insane they don’t get their pets vaccinated. Rabies vaccines are mandatory where I live and I’m really glad that is the case. Personally if I got bit by any animal capable of carrying rabies that I didn’t know I’d want to get postexposure rabies shots just in case though. It’d be worth the painful shots just to have piece of mind. ",
"I’m also assuming you are one of those guys who buys a big ass truck just to compensate for something else.. ",
"The family I know who I got my JRT from years ago did the docking right after they were born, with K9 nail clippers, right in their home. Unfortunately this, and the rubber band method are still used fairly extensively. I understand that they are socked for the safety of the animal during the hunt, which they will do whether you want them to or not. But the fact is that it is a lot of times done in unsanitary conditions and for dogs who are meant as pets.",
"I agree. There are plenty of animals that hunt that don't need their ears manipulated in order to do so. And when the style is popular it also leads people to use home methods like using nail clippers and rubber bands.",
"I agree with you there. I believe rabies vaccinations are mandatory here too, but people are stupid. So, so stupid. A person 'can' be smart, but people are stupid.",
"So we we're talking about dogs and you know I'm right so you try and insult me? Sounds about right. I drive a VW Polo GTi (1.4L 180bhp). Its a mini hatchback. I'm willing to trade dick pics if you wanna size up? If not then sit back down mate.",
"Ah I see, so the mean dog look was more than enough to satisfy your thirst for attention.. fair enough",
"Well I dont have a dog anymore. I picked and bought him as a 13yr old kid. He died when he was 14. Do you honestly believe you can judge people on the breed of their dog? If i had a poodle does that make me gay? If i had a lab would i be a family man all of a sudden? I think you need to look in the mirror and stop judging people, you seem unhappy. If your fat, lose weight (I've done it myself brother, not insulting you), if your depressed speak to someone. \n\nBack to dogs, read the temperment trait of a Pitbull/Staffordshire Bull Terrier/Am Staff and tell me its not a terrific dog adaptable to all but the most extreme of living conditions. They really are amazing dogs, making them popular, making morons want them (hence the few horror stories). I bought mine as a 13yr old and yes i liked the badass look, I also liked every single one I'd encountered before i got mine. Scout was a good boy (sorry if the name is too gangster for you) ",
"Yea she does a lot! I just purchased a standard poodle for obedience but that amount of titles is way out of the reach for someone like me. Her dog is super well rounded and awesome at everything!!",
"Apparently I pressed your buttons. You can argue all you want that having a pitbull is a great, mature, & responsible choice. But truth is it’s not, pitbull attacks account for +80% of all fatal attacks yearly, this is out of ALL dog breeds. Do you think this is responsible? Do you think this is “cool”? Personally I think it’s fucking stupid and sad that, no one is saying the dog breed is stupid or “weak”. Sure they might be the apex dog breed when it comes to bite strength etc, but its people like you who tarnish the breeds reputation. Immature stupid kids who get the dog “just because its badass”. ",
"Hence the name. Haha",
"Lol, I figured there must have been a correlation :)",
"Yup, my adopted 'lab cross' turned out to black lab x corso, and in addition to being a fearsome looking goober, he's got the goddamn greatest personality (and doesn't let men anywhere near me... which is kind of comforting?)",
"What a cutie! I’ve never seen a corso without a floppy face like a mastiff. Learn something new every day :)",
"Thanks! He's a good boy too. Interestingly enough his mom has a super tight face, and his dad was floppy. Most of their pups were floppy as well. ",
"Man there are so many dog out there that would eat a pit for breakfast (i assume you dont know them because you obviously know nothing about dogs). You did press my buttons, i have a habit of reacting poorly to dim-witted ppl. Thanks for answering none of my questions though. Thats all i needed to confirm you're clutching at straws. Sweet dreams 'Bootylegend', such a mature name for someone labeling others immature. ",
"Lolll go to bed a loser once again",
"Everyone knows Fireline and Ek!! jeez grandad",
"i wanna be a cool dog like that",
"> Your definition of racism is way to loose and allows you to justify being racist.\n\nLike I defined racism.\n\n>Yes those comedians are racist, just mostly in a self deprecating way.\n\nA self-deprecating way? Have you ever *seen* Richard Pryor's standup? How is making fun of white people (which I have absolutely no problem with) self-deprecating? \n\nHow do you reconcile calling everyone racist when everything you say is actually racist? You don't have to answer, it's rhetorical and I'm done with you.",
"How the fuck you got gold over that bs, I'll never know. You're welcome for the link though, that you probably didn't read.",
"Get a life",
"best damn bird lawyer in the state",
"No, it's not racist to have a commentary on someone's sexual preference. It in no way implied anything negative. It might be offensive but it really isn't racist ",
"I know what it means but it still takes me a second. I usually read it as FitFee. Then I get it. ",
"\"be careful out there, dont freeze\"\n\n\n\"..I never freeze\" ",
"Damn. Play and watch hockey. Livin the sweet life! My Bruins redeemed themselves on Saturday night! \nWhat position do you play?",
"[Still a nightmare in a cheesy sweater.](https://i.imgur.com/F5lerOe.jpg)",
"I play center or RW. \n\nBut have played everything because no one wants to play D. ",
"Your definition of racism is clearly different from mine. You probably think the only people who are racists are the ones using racial slurs or members of the KKK. Racism is just the act of treating someone of a different race differently. Yes, pointing out that a white girl chose to date a black guy is racist, because you wouldn’t point anything out for a white guy. You’re only making the comment because the guy is black, hence it’s racist.",
"Kid looked like a Hanson brother. "
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"I took a photo moments after I lost virginity too!!\n\nI joke.",
"Dayum",
"*right before he gets rammed in the legs*",
"😆 ",
"Pretty awesome color palate ",
"Love it! You know what equipment he used? ",
"He just bought a new camera so I’m not sure. ",
"I expected something raunchy. I find your lack of cynicism disturbing.",
"Instead you got something ranchy. ",
"*little brother is a 35 year old professional photographer",
"I’m gonna show him these comments and he’s gonna be really flattered. "
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"Might want to consider dating a little longer before you get married. ",
"That's a little coat.",
"Not sure if the other commenters get the reference but that’s a awesome painting nonetheless. 10/10 would hang in my living room.",
"YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER...\n\nWHEN YOURE...\n\n#LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!",
"all i see is the rick and morty shirt in the reflection ",
"WELL, LA DE FRICKIN DA! ",
"Guilty as charged.... but i don't believe that's all you see...",
"Yea a cup with cola or something, and the figures holding the phone ",
"That is a delicious beer. Left handed brewery fade to black stout....",
"He has everything he needs. Dignity? Psshhh. ",
"For those who don't get it-\nhttp://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/matt-foley-van-down-by-the-river/3505931?snl=1\n",
"Van should have been a Ford Econoline."
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"Are you sure this isn't in Australia?",
"Are you in a plan mid barrel roll ? ",
"Maybe he's Australian on holiday in Greece, hence the photo. ",
"If I took it normally, it would look like a butt. Not as catchy of a title."
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Heartshaped salt lake in Rhodes, Greece.
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"I got you.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/wnELF",
"Whaaaaat. That was quick! He/she seems to have shrunk?? But damn... Reddit win! Tell me more!!! ",
"I think Mr. Burns has the same one.",
"Ha. I’ve had him for about 31 years or so. He is affectionately know as little bear. I got him and a random bigger bear (know as big bear... ya I know I was a super creative kid) from my grandma. \n\nThey’ve been packed away for about ten years as I’ve moved around, when I moved 6 months ago I found them again and decided I was old enough to proudly display them both on my desk. \n\nHe looks a lot smaller than yours, but I don’t remember him shrinking!! What’s the story behind yours??",
"/u/jhughes1986, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jhughes1986&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ut9ks/this_is_a_teddy_bear_i_was_given_31_years_ago/?context=10\\))",
"I’ve had him as long as I’ve been alive - a gift from a family friend and couldn’t be separated from it as a child. Always kept it nearby since!"
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This is a teddy bear I was given 31 years ago. Someone on Reddit must have the same one... that’s how Reddit works, right?
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"Take a picture of her face close up, I've been trying to find a dopple ganger of my cat and yours looks almost if not identical. ",
"She’s passed out at the moment but here’s one from earlier[http://i.imgur.com/83sOLSr.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/83sOLSr.jpg) ",
"Damn, my cat has a black chin. Thanks tho. "
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"Walter White’s box spring. ",
"Wow",
"Someone is having a really good day, and someone is having a really bad day.",
"username checks out",
"All I can think about is the smell. Unless it was airtight, that much money would smell really bad.",
"Looks more like $19 million. Wait $18 million. I mean $1.8 dollars",
"Looks like a generic college student apt",
"r/absolutelynotmeirl",
"Why the fuck do you have a picture of 20 million under the mattress????",
"I have the same bed frame (minus the cash) and it’s the worst. Always hitting my shins on the lip",
"Jesse's been cookin' again.",
"It’s supposed to come with the cash. Did you check with the vendor?",
"Sauce?",
"sure, [here you go](http://i.imgur.com/15ciLeY.jpg)! ",
"[Story for context](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/01/24/feds-seize-175-million-hidden-mattress/97015262/)",
"Gosh... even 1/3rd of one of those wads could save my life.",
"You need a partner? Don't even care what the gig is.",
"that doesn't look like 12 bitcoin to me",
"Looks like sweet dreams.",
"What would you do with that 17 bitcoin?",
"34 Bitcoin you say?",
"you are a multi-millionaire at least get a nice headboard ",
"> really bad day.\n\nso that's what you call losing 20 million in cash? ",
"Dick, from accounting. ",
"username checks out",
"I'd probably buy 74 dogecoin and then invest the rest in taco seasoning",
"yeah, i'm the sauceman",
"I'd like to subscribe to hear more \"statements that are so broad that they are true at any given time\" facts",
"I'm a 57, she is a 53. ",
"I don't think I could overcome the thought of stuffing a few bundles in my shirt. If I was a cop this situation would definitely make me dishonest. I'm a piece of shit.",
"Wow I wonder how they accumulated $20million in cash. We better report this $17 million to the boss. He'll probably tell us to submit the $12 million as evidence. The District Attorney will have an easy conviction with this $9 million as evidence. ",
"Doesn't look very comfortable ",
"Pecunia non olet.",
"* Shit!\n\n* Fuck that\n\n* I'm horny\n\n* Hell yes I want fries with that",
"Let me just tell you right now: if you *ever* find yourself frustrated by the smell of millions of dollars of cash sitting around your house, just give me a call and I'll be there to take it off your hands. \n\nAbsolutely no charge. ",
"It's all just a game. ",
"It comes with the money so that you can replace your old beat up human shins with shiny metal robot shits. ",
"So, what would be the point of stashing away that much money? If you've ever seen the Escobar documentaries, it never gets you far enough away from the hand of the law to matter much.",
"That mattress was just 40 miles from me, I had no idea ;-)",
"[Youre doing it wrong.](https://vlipsy.com/vlip/NilBWl2u)",
"This guy has got a heck of a racket going on with the Tooth Fairy",
"Everything in existence can be divided into two categories: hot dog, and not hot dog. ",
"I wouldn't let a robot take a dump in your bone marrow, man",
"CONTEXT??? I NEED TO KNOW!",
"Hahahahaha!!!!! Perfect!! I’m leaving it. ",
"Frankly, I didn't even know robots had shits. I thought they only had 0 and 1, no number 2.",
"There are only two types of people, ones that are alive and ones that are dead.",
"Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will not receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<",
"You are funny. I like you. :)",
"No charge sounds fishy man. I'll do it for $20.",
"Stop messing with Mr.Crab’s mattress Spongbob. ",
"Man, I wonder what the federal government will do with that $15 million?",
"I dunno, you can get a lot out of $12 million.",
"But people are also either hot dogs or not hot dogs. ",
"I must save this picture,because I will never know what it looks like ever again in my life time lol",
"Most criminals aren't that smart and you can't exactly just walk down to the bank and deposit this kind of cash ( or even what they would have been making let day) without getting people's attention.",
"$10 million is a nice bump for the general fund.",
"Was expecting a stack of college textbooks ",
"i hope they had really good smoke detectors.",
"Yeah but, is it even worth reporting this for 5 dollars?",
"If I could just have one of those bricks...",
"Too bad they found no money",
"Report? For what? There’s no money there.",
"Um OP where do you live?",
"$20!! You fiend, the proper fee is about three fiddy.",
"I hold my bed up with stacks of books. This seems like a way more expensive solution. ",
"What about what was once a hot dog but is now being digested?",
"why would you even think that? \n\nhave experience?",
"Doesn't look like anything to me.",
"The only thing fishier than nothing is tree fiddy.",
"Sometimes things are what you think they are, and sometimes they aren't. ",
"One stack of that money would erase all of my debt and then maybe I could get health insurance before I get thyroid cancer like the rest of my family. ",
"$5 million could buy a lot of blankets for the homeless",
"Too fast man",
"Do you think the people that make the original find ever pocket just one bundle? Like who would ever know the difference....",
"Well, we raided the apartment. Looks like it was empty. Hey, on an unrelated note, I decided to quit and move to Jamaica. ",
"Aaaaaaand it's gone. 4 bitcoin ",
"Dicked from accounting. ",
"thanks, now I know what I am looking for. ",
"That right there is some breaking bad shiz",
"Where your house at?",
"Unless they’re college textbooks ",
"I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.",
"Someone needed to look up 'Money Laundering' in the dictionary. ",
"Hey, unrelated to this, where do you live?",
"My wife said she’d leave me if I went bionic. ",
"They were on vacation",
"I found a quarter that slid down next to my driver seat, so that's a bonus.",
"God damn loch ness monster",
"Well maybe just the important parts...",
"I'll take two please. ",
"i'd probably take some too. its not like they're going to give it back to the people that got scammed. the government will take it and spend it- if you or i had it, it might be spent at small businesses and stay in the local economy (bartenders and strippers when i say small businesses)",
"Hey Bill, what's that over there? ",
"Their worth more than their weight in gold",
"Absolutely.",
"Still a hot dog, it will be re-assembled soon. It'll look slightly different though. ",
" It remains a hot dog until it's not",
"That escalated quickly. ",
"They’re ",
"They don't think it be like it is but it do ",
"You wouldn’t know",
"That's not a mattress. It's a buck's spring.",
"I guess they were out of banana stands.",
"This is Mr. Crab's bedroom. ",
"I would either take some or make myself leave to avoid the temptation.",
"Some stuff tastes pretty good, while other stuff will literally rip you apart\n",
"“Yeah we found $19,950,000”",
"I call bullshit. Nobody makes 20 million dollars and sleeps on a queen size mattress.",
"Good to know if you stuff $20 mil in your mattress you have room for more!",
"Ok so, a regular size mattress holds like 30-35 million. Good to know.",
"Should have paid a homeless person 1k to open up storage unit for the money. ",
"Based on what I’ve paid. They don’t weigh much and they are very expensive",
"English is not my major. But this was because autocorrect corrects theyre to their instead of they’re and I couldn’t be bothered to fix it",
"What about a dog named hot dog?",
"Then your house catches on fire and you lose it all..... Real fuckin smart.",
"I've seen interviews with people that handle large amounts of cash (like Wells Fargo drivers) that say it smells terrible. ",
"He said that because you used the wrong word. The first \"their\" should have instead been \"they're.\" ",
"Don't smoke in bed.",
"So THIS is why Mr. Krabs never got a good night's rest...",
" [Story for context](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/01/24/feds-seize-175-million-hidden-mattress/97015262/) Originally posted by /u/Ken_U_Dig_it",
"Real sad that they're in debt.",
"What are we talking about? All I see is a carpeted floor and night stands.",
"Finally. My wife wouldn’t let me get it until I could show her what it would look like. ",
"Don't let it wear on you, people can speak English their entire lives and still fuck it up. \n\nEnglish is a funky and confusing language. \n\nGrammar Nazis can shove that elitist shit right up their tush with their spelling bee awards and divorce papers. ",
"I worked at a retail store back in the 70s when people used mostly cash. That stuff STINKS. ",
"Dammit! I'm too late.",
"Omg you could be getting like 800k a year if you let it sit in the bank...",
"HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF A BANK!?\n\nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",
"Wonder if it was from Mattress Firm...",
"What mattress?",
"Words and stuff, I hear ya!",
"Correction, this is what 19.5 million dollars under a matress looks like.",
"The thing I don't get about people is why didn't they just disappear when they hit 10-15 million?\n\nWe did a foreclosure for the marshal once where a local bank VP was selling the same mortgage on the secondary market over and over. He stole like $60 million before he got caught. \n\nDo people seriously think no one will ever catch on to them stealing millions?",
"That’s cool, just trying to help in case you needed it",
"Time to apply for welfare and get that gubment check",
"I can imagine the reaction from the cops who found this.\n\n\"Woah. We need to get this 19 million into evidence right away\"",
"IRS be like https://media.giphy.com/media/xvCCcLWlIu1QQ/giphy.gif",
"I'm a 20. Million, that is.",
"Check the banana stand, too. ",
"Is that a human head? Because it's a triangle.",
"It's 17.5M",
"Looks on top of the mattress to me",
"Now show me what $20 million looks like under MY mattress",
"Terrible bed for fucking. ",
"It is either a hot dog or not a hot dog.",
"Just ask a random black magazine salesman. Can't go wrong.",
"More like $20 Brazilian.",
"looks like they need about 10 million more for a good night sleep. ",
"Box spring =/= mattress.",
"Ah yes just like mine",
"What a horrible hiding place. Is that seriously the best location they could find? Like, why not put it in a wall, or under the floor, or in a safe covered over with concrete?\n\nThe more I think about this the more I think that they already did these things with the majority of their money, and this $20 mil is just some extra spending cash.",
"Sell it at a police auction. ",
"Naw man...SHIT NAW",
"That what i call taking your bank account to sleep ",
"Hey Dick. Fuck you",
"Everybody has their price. At least yours is a couple hundred thousand. Some people would steal $5 from a girl scout. Those are the real pieces of shit.",
"All that money and no mattress. ",
"How many is a Brazilian?",
" I see you’ve found my bed..",
"How much would it take for you to steal from a girl scout?\n\nEdit: C'mon people. How much would it really take to get you to steal from a real girl scout?",
"Are all the silverfish worth anything? ",
"Sexist thing I ever saw",
"Don't mess with Walter Whites stash",
"Lol taco seasoning. You got me good buddy",
"Woops! Federal government's running a deficit, time to shut down!",
"$6",
"One box of thin mints.",
"Which brings us to the classical [hotdog of Theseus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus) problem.",
"A fancy headboard will tip visitors off. Source; I have no headboard.",
"2 boxes of Thin-mints and a box of Samoas.",
"It was 25 million. They figured they better get a picture before it's all gone.",
"Wait wait wait wait wait-a-minute.\n\nIf THAT is ONLY 20M how much friggin money did Walter White have going off that huge pile that Skyler was spraying to ward off the silverfish ?\n\nNevermind... just found the answer.\nThe pile that Huell does his famous \"I just gotta do it man\" line on was estimated at roughly 80 million dollars.",
"OP's user name checks out.",
"Can I get some?",
"At least they recovered the precinct mattress they had bought on layaway... \n\n...LAYaway",
"Is this an advert for season 2 of [The Ozarks](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5071412/?ref_=nv_sr_1)? ",
"They can still get you in Jamaica. Need to hit up one of those non-extradition countries. Nice island country like the Maldives or Micronesia",
"So... most cops? At least that's what the movies and TV have led me to believe.",
"Haha wow look it’s that joke that comes up every single time there’s a thread about found money ",
"Yea, I'm guessing this is drug money or some other unscrupulous monies. Hobo stank, stripper stank and just plain human stank is all over that money.",
"I wonder how much of that $15 Million made it back to the police station?",
"I don't know if it were me 10 million dollars is alot to account for",
"Haha wow look it’s that reply that comes up every single time there’s a joke that comes up every single time there’s a thread about found money ",
"that's the beautiful thing about jokes. they keep on giving. why laugh once when you can laugh several times? ",
"Why didn't they disappear at 1 million? At 100k? 10 million only seems a reasonable cut off relative to the 20 million total.\n\nIf they got caught later the total may have been 100 million and you'd be asking why they didn't quit at 50 million.",
"Man, I gotta get a new mattress supplier",
"I wish I slept on something that comforting..",
"I wouldn't mind giving some of that money to charity. She does some fantastic things.",
"But only dead people are also hot dogs.",
">minus the cash \n\nNo shit ",
"That’s where I left it ",
"I'd say the proper time to disappear is once you have enough money to disappear. The guy in my story decided to build a $2m house in a neighborhood that consisted of $400k houses. ",
"Invest in ripple/bitcoin/golem",
"5.",
"Pinnacle of will power.",
"I feel you man. I can afford insurance but it’s so expensive and covers so little that I still can’t go to the doctor to have my kidney looked at",
"https://youtu.be/eP52omnnZmg",
"Who the hell let you in my apartment?! ",
"Hey, at least he saved you the time of having to read a reply chain? ",
"They steal from me....Have you seen the cost of their cookies nowadays",
"The tip-off was when they went to Slumberland and only wanted a mattress and no box spring or frame. So Slumberland called the cops.",
"According to Wikipedia: \n\n> The assets that are forfeited for criminal and civil offenses are used \"to put more cops on the street,\" according to former United States President George H. W. Bush.[25](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_forfeiture#cite_note-25) The assets are dispersed among the law enforcement community for things such as paying the attorneys involved in the forfeiture case, police vehicles, meth-lab clean up, and other equipment and furniture.[22](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_forfeiture#cite_note-WhereMoneyGoes-22)",
"Damn I never thought $19 million would look like this!",
"@fbi ",
"I can show you what $0 under a mattress looks like",
"That bed had $25 million an hour before this photo was taken",
"They didn't stop for the exact same reason that you just said \"when they hit 10-15 million\". Do you need $10 million to make your life comfortable? I certainly don't.\n\nPersonally, I would say \"why didn't they stop when they hit $5 million\" ($100k a year for 50 years). At that level, you could invest in index funds and live reasonably off the interest (~$250k annual return, even after reinvesting 2% of the original sum, annually, to counter inflation. All my other math is assuming no investment, but don't be dumb. Invest.) . If you do it young, you can still work, and you just live as if your salary is $100k higher than it is. If you do it old, you don't have to care about making it last 50 years, and you can live as if you made $250k/yr.\n\nNow, the thing is, my cash-out number is $5 million right now, but if I was in that situation, and things were going smoothly, I'm sure I'd think \"$100k/yr is comfortable if I live carefully, but won't let me travel as much as I'd like... Let's shoot for $200k/yr, so I can have a couple houses in different cities and not have to budget my travel\".\n\nThen at $10 million, when everything is still running smoothly, I would think, \"Let's shoot for $400k/yr. That way I can move from attending lavish parties to throwing a few of them myself. After all, everybody loves the host, so it would make it much easier to gain legitimate connections in society and business, once I go legit\"\n\nAnd some point, I would probably start thinking \"This is so easy! I figured out the secret to getting rich. Why aren't other people smart like me! I can't believe I was ever so dumb as to let myself be poor!\" And other similar things that would help me reframe myself as a self-made man, rather than a thief. I'd be motivated to believe my own lies, because they would help me believe that I'm a good person.\n\nOnce I believed that I was just an intelligent business man, it would be very hard to stop. After all, why would a self-made entrepreneur, making money hand over fist in a booming business, suddenly quit? Let's ride this thing to $1 billion!\n\nAnd then the police show up.",
"FYI, that part of MA (around Framingham) has a large Brazilian population",
"That looks really combustible...\n",
"So $30",
"The ink in sufficient quantities has a rank oily smell. Imagine that new money smell but more pervasive.",
"Why is that bedroom so broke if they’re literally sleeping on 20mil???",
"OP’s username checks out",
"This is the real problem with civil forfeiture. It creates a huge conflict of interest for law enforcement. That being said I think most of this money will (eventually/hopefully) go back to the investors that were defrauded. ",
"> English is not my major.\n\nYou need a major in English to know the difference between their and they're?",
"I bet you can smell it when you walk into the room.",
"Ill take ten, please. ",
"Don't hide your catch where you live. Dumbass should have buried or bought a dam car wash.",
"I just had a sudden wave of panic about fire lol",
"Greed. Once people get a taste of that easy money they always try to go back for more.",
"Actually there are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.\n\nAlso don't forget those that realized this is a base 3 joke",
"I would take no less than $13 but I am an exceptionally good person",
"> This is what $20 million under a matter looks like\n\nThis is what ~~$20 million~~ drug lord’s money under a matter looks like",
"Is that Walter White's bed?",
"this is what ~~$25 million~~ $20 million under a mattress looks like",
"This isn’t drug cash. This is stolen property. It came from a pyramid scheme and they know who lost out. I’d expect it will go to the investors who lost it. ",
"@walterwhite",
"That's why there's some missing.",
"I found a dollar bill in my trunk yesterday, so bigger bonus",
"Yeah honestly it’s really scary. The last time I went to the doctor was over five years ago and I had a cancer scare. Then I got off my parents insurance and my thyroid is acting up but there isn’t anything I can do about it. Can’t afford the “free” healthcare. So I guess I’ll just get cancer and like some of my family and die. ",
"Some Thin Mints",
"hmm looks like 5 million is missing? ",
"/r/thewire",
"gimmie the bitch jake",
"Article title: $20m found\n\nArticle body: $17.5m found\n\nLooks like you’re not the only one.",
"I would think that in cases of fraud, the victims have a case to recoup some of their losses.",
"L the thing is many many of them do stop when they have made a big enough pile to chill forever. It's just that you never hear about them",
"I've found that money kind of smells like silly putty. ",
"Looks comfy.",
"Paul Manafort's house?",
"Are you a native English speaker or is English only your second language? Just curious.",
"A shame about that nuclear fallout. I remember $ meant something",
"If you had of said a realistic number, i might have believed you.",
"Jeez, how many teeth did you have?",
"I was born and raised in the us. This is the one and only language I’m fluent at. Just don’t give a damn about grammar.",
"Those girls are dangerous. They know karate and shit. Better be worth more than $5 for that risk.",
"Higher. HIGHER!",
"Breaking Bed",
"No. Just implying that English isn’t my strongest subject",
"Hmm, that's a good point. ",
"Buy 12 mil worth of cocaine",
"I like how they are stacked super neat to begin with, then they were just like \"eh, just throw it in\"",
"*in \n",
"whoosh",
"No one will ever look under your mattress.. It's the perfect place to hide things.",
"That's not grammar, it's spelling.",
"That is not the real problem, the real problems is that you never have to be charged with a crime to have your assets seized. Then you have to go to court to prove that your assets were not part of a crime even though you were never connected to a crime. The burden of proof to seize assets is ridiculously low and has been as simple as a cop saying normal non drug dealers do not normally cross state lines with $X,xxx.xx of money. ",
"Former cop.....\n\n\nThis would be hard",
"Until you find out he's just another laid off computer programmer from Intertrode.",
"All it takes is one expensive fire",
"Wonder why someone hid all that money?? Hmmmmm",
"Where Hule?",
"I need about tree fiddy ",
"No money. Just a box of thin mints. \n\n*edit*\n\nI see someone already made the same joke... Well, at least they have good taste in cookies.",
"But at least, for a short while, we created a ton of value for ourselves.",
"You're in the room alone for 5 seconds. You can steal a wad and guaranteed to never get caught. Do you take it?",
"Username checks out",
"Where does that $15M end up anyway?",
"Geez, you couldn't buy a carwash like a normal criminal mastermind.",
"Latin for \"money does not stink\"\n\nfor the lazy",
"Coulda bought bitcoin and turned it into 7 million!",
"no headboard?! No art on the walls?! Animals!\n",
"60M won't get you a 100M yacht. \n\nAnd even then, 100M won't get you a 200M yacht.",
"> guaranteed to never get caught\n\nwell yes of course. ",
"Oh, you mean horoscopes?",
"That person better called saul",
"Yeah, because that's exactly what you do when you have $20 million dollars of dirty money...",
"The money basically doesn’t exist or in a way it was “burned” and only the dealers know of its existance",
"This needs to be top comment. ",
"Latin?",
"I'm sure the police will account for every penny of the $10 million seized from under the mattress. ",
"Local authorities discovered the $18 million and were quick to call in the FBI for an investigation about the source of the $15 million. After a three day initial review Department of Justice offcials took over the handling of the $12 million which was then locked away in an evidence locker and documented as $8 million. The case should appear before courts later this year where upon the $5 million will be carefully examined for trace evidence of narcotics. It is expected that the full report on the $3 million will be available within a year at which point the $2 million will be sent to the Federal Mint to be destroyed.",
"\"I know these are expensive, um... but the lesson is priceless\"",
"This makes me hate my life ",
"Case of cookies.....",
"All $7 million made it to the police station without issue. ",
"Why would you stay in the damn country. Get out while the getting’s good. I’ll never understand that. You have so much money that you can afford a anonymity. ",
"5 what?",
"Where did everyone go? Man it's cold out here.",
"Title: #Feds Seize $17.5 million\n\nPictured: $20 million hidden under a mattress. \n\nI don’t think you’re alone. ",
"The public sure will be pleased with the seizure of $5 million",
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"Dicked by accounting",
"The money is nice and all but how are you always on front page with some new interesting shit everyday?",
"I never find anything that cool under hotel mattresses. Only dead hookers...always dead hookers...",
"What ever happens, i'm sure the police will donate some of that $6 million to charities and good causes...",
"NOW YOU GET OUTTA HEA",
"I just checked. All $5 million is in the evidence locker.",
"Just read they're going to take the entire $4M seized and start a drug rehab program. ",
"That would fucking stink ",
"MotherFUCK! JIAN YANG ",
"And that 4 million still sits in the evidence room to this day ",
" \"Yeah let's make sure this 10 million is all accounted for.\"",
":(",
"That's why you don't take just one.",
"Like fuck they are - you ever try selling them back to the school?",
"That’s some firm financial support",
"If you get a $20 Brazilian, you've got to wonder if they're reusing the wax or something else unsanitary. ",
"Yeah, 13 is like over halfway to [the highest number](https://youtu.be/RkP_OGDCLY0).",
"So if you'll just sign this check-in form for the $3 million we will be all set.",
"This joke never gets old",
"Yours is the highest price so far. Still haven't heard /u/Parallel_Universe_E's price yet.",
"I imagine in a lot of busts like this most of the cops leave with a few extra bucks.\n\nPerhaps that's why it's not stacked neatly in the front...",
"It's either you, the guy next to you, the guy in the evidence locker, or some bureaucrat skimming off the top. ",
"So how you’ve been... in that beautiful city of yours whats its called again?",
"Those are worth more than gold me matey! ",
"..... Let me think.....bout 13 fidy.",
"\"Wow a cool million, those were some big time criminals huh?\" ",
"/r/nocontext ",
"Oh, wow. \nI'd really love to, uh, see this...in person. Where exactly is this?",
"You mean $7.5 million? That's a lot of money, I tell ya. With $6.3 million, I would retire early.\n\nOh... nvm. Back to work.",
"Not sure but waxing is involved somehow",
"I have developed a business model where I can do without cost and will present you with a $5 rebate at the door, no tricks, no mail in rebates, just a good old fashioned, hard cash $5 bill.",
"If i could point you to exhibit A of the prosecution, $300,000 cash, found under the defendants mattress.",
"DIY - final picture first am I right Reddit? I learned a LOT on this project!",
"$3.50",
"Breaking bad levels... I wanna know a fat black guy was sleeping on there! Haha ",
"Id rather steal some Tagalongs and thin mints",
"$20,000,000? You thought we found $13,000,000? There was only $700,000 under the matress. Check the evidence room, all $2.34 is there.",
"February 2nd right? 02/02/2018? Wow, that’s four 2’s on this form now! What a crazy day. Huh. ",
"Well no, that’s a $20 million dollar mattress. ",
"This must be the new box spring for that 20 year old kid who won the $400+ Million lottery",
"Can I have it?",
"Honestly, not as impressive as I would have thought.",
"That's where I left it! ",
"Apparently not, they were only hiding $4 under their mattress!",
"It has to. The $20K as shown the court was not enough to cover the cost of the operation and they are disbanding the taskforce. ",
"They made a coke bust of £500,000,000 off the coast where I live a few years ago. Pretty sure a few people died over that one. ",
"I’m a cop and have been in a few situations like this (never 20 mil, but still tons of cash). I definitely get a very strange feeling of excitement when discovering that much money, but the overall gravity of the situation weighs heavier than the primal urge for greed. Plus, you would very likely be caught. ",
"I'm not posting this as a joke, and do it if you can (or at least research in your area a similar situation): \n\n- move to california/los angeles\n- be poor for awhile, rent a room if possible (that means little to no work)\n- get medi-cal\n- choose LA Care as the version of medi-cal\n- choose a doctor from the LGBT center in Hollywood.\n\nA friend of mine was diagnosed with colon cancer about 3 months after being laid off of work. He happens to be gay but said the center he goes to takes anyone. They took better care of him and his cancer diagnosis than when he had real insurance.\n\nThis is a last ditch effort if you really start feeling ill. I'm serious. It's a gamble, but it could work. I hate telling people to ride the system, but if it's your last chance at doing something about it, do it.\n\nIf anything, stay on top of your health. Don't ignore anything out of the ordinary. :)",
"What money?",
"Nope, just human.",
"Hey man, wanna grab some lunch with this 20 I found in the evidence room? ",
"Fuck man. All of my insomnia would be instantly cured if I could sleep on a pile that soft. That has to be the greatest thing in the world to sleep on that. I would even put it in my pillow. I wouldn't need a blanket. I would just ask my sugar baby to sprinkle some of these hundreds on me. My dreams would be so sweet, so innocent. Maybe I would put an alarm in the middle of the night just to see if it is stille there. And after confirmation I would be happily sleeping again. A man can dream alright.",
"Walter White out here getting desperate ",
">Bet\n\n- your used textbook buyer/reseller",
"Hey, Escobar!",
"That is what 15 million looks like under a mattress;)",
"Profs make them. Have online access codes and problems to do out of the book. Change them every year so they are worthless when the years over.",
"The right box",
"But where is the mattress?",
"I'm sorry I didn't get your address what was it again? \n",
"It's more about that they have a low fear of risk. To commit such crimes in the first place, not out of desperation but out of opportunity, means they are not risk-adverse. Thus, they aren't really worried about it, they just keep going. Like a gambling addiction. ",
"There are only 10 kinds of people, those that can read binary and those that can't.",
"Is she hot? (*I’m sorry*). ",
"\"Boss your mattress was raided by police this morning.\"\n\nBoss: \"YOU'RE KILLING ME LARRY!\"",
"World ended, we ded",
"And at least three times in this thread alone.",
"$500",
"My mother is a cop, and her and her friend (retired captain) were once telling me that it's actually more common for cops to get caught and punished (arrested, suspended, etc...) for stealing small amounts of cash than the large ones. Apparently the thought process is, they don't take money from the large stashes, because it's going to be heavily checked, but the $50 you took off a drug dealer? Who's going to say anything? (but then someone does, or theres a video recording or something)",
"This reminds me of a temp worker that my company hired a number of years back. He was awaiting trial for dealing cocaine, and he told us that he had something like 4 kilos hidden in boots in his closet when he was busted. When he was charged, there was only 2 kilos booked into evidence. It's a perfect crime for a cop to do, because what was this guy going to do, complain in court that half his stash was missing? nope.",
"Yes your honor, we recovered ‘bout tree fiddy.\n\nEdit: My first Reddit gold! It never ceases to amaze me how much Reddit loves this phrase.",
"That can’t be either comfortable or cost effective. ",
"But what about dogs? ",
"Thanks for this",
"ITT:\n\npeople saying how there are decreasing amounts of money under the bed.\n\nwe get it, it's a meme.",
"That's the spirit!",
"Is that $20 million in 5 dollar bills??\n\n[Here's 10k, 1mil, and 100mil in $100s](http://tomtunguz.com/images/one-hundred-million-dollars-visualized.jpg)\n\nedit:I zoomed in and saw stacks of $20s which would make sense.",
"The guy was charged with money laundering so...",
"There is no mattress in the picture",
"It would be risky though.\n\nWho else was watching the group who had that money? The money could be marked and being tracked. The room could be bugged.\n\nCriminals with 20 million sitting at home are big time. The FBI or who knows what other org could have been tracking them and the money as well.",
"eh... it would be *real* tempting to pay off some debts with a handfull, I feel ya. ",
"Just checked under my mattress to see if there was a nice surprise. But then I remembered I sleep on a futon with no legs...",
"Every Instagram rappers dream right there. Not even to own it. Just to be documented in that exact room. ",
"So what happens there is a fire?",
"Lol damn near everybody with a bed had one of those \"frames\", that's just a box spring dude",
"Huh so that’s what Floyd Mayweather’s bedroom looks like. I was expecting a lot more gold trim.",
"Exactly. This cash will be quarantined off for restitution. It'll probably sit in an evidence locker until the trials and appeals are over, then disbursed. ",
" /thread",
"BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT ",
"I was furious when they raised the prices $1 and made the boxes 1 tray smaller. I suddenly realized what it felt like to be an addict and to have your dealer pull a fast one on you that you are powerless to do anything about",
"Princess and the penny",
"Tom Brady's yearly salary is more than this. . . . ",
"You actually owe US money. ",
"Mr. Krabs...? ",
"Hey fam care to hook me up with a Nintendo switch? 😂",
"Am I stealing said money from the Girl Scout or am I getting paid to steal from one?",
"So would sleeping on this much money make sleep easier or keep you awake?",
"Jesus, it’s like Bitcoin.",
"Heisenbed",
"Yeah. I wouldn't steal from a girl scout. A crook or con artist that was arrested? Fuck yes I would. If I was in the position of being able to snag a couple hundred thousand with a high chance of not being caught, I would do it 10/10 times. ",
"It's not in the mattress son. ",
"Can I have 60 bucks so I can buy a csgo knife my dood",
"*their’re",
"You have lips on your shins?",
"Money well spent.",
"Annnd scene. ",
"Hotdog? ",
"Didn't you find 50 cents under some piece of furniture the other day?",
"Haha",
"Hahaha",
"Srs question as someone who lives in a country with universal healthcare, what tf is the point of having insurance then if it covers nothing, like... not even a visit to the doctors? Idgi :/",
"> would be hard\n\nPervert!",
"But how is the lower back support?",
"That's why you launder it",
">Change them every year so they are worthless when the years over.\n\n\n\n...like I said...",
"I remembered when this happened, it's near where I live. Westboro is a wealthy town but not normally *that* wealthy",
"Haha you win ",
"Jesus man, it was one time and I'd been drinking Wild Turkey for breakfast. ",
"Money? Not gonna happen. But if she turns her back on a box of Samoas, she's fucked.",
"I mean... Honesty is key",
"I retired from law enforcement, I found 56K in an attic stuffed in a trash bag. I asked the guy who lived there what it was, he replied “looks like trash to me, put it in your trunk and haul it off for me, and nothing more will be said”. Then he just sat in his lazy boy smoking a cigar, he wasn’t worried at all. Anyway, all 56K was logged into evidence, he was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine, and Trafficking. Looking back, perhaps I should have just hauled his trash off. ",
"'Murica.. butchering the English language. ",
"Thin mints",
"I'd have to try to not take a stack of bills TBH. \nNo idea if I would sucessfully succeed in resisting the temptation. I'd return someone's life savings if they left it in a sack or something and I found it but this though...",
"I’d stuff my boots, pockets, etc. hit up a 24hr gas station and stuff it in the bathroom ceiling tiles. Go about my shift, clock out, go back, go home. Pay off debt faster than usual. Occasionally spend it.l throughout my life. ",
"Because drug dealing is more exciting than mutual funds. ",
"Have you taken her to the champagne room? Glorious.",
"Reddit really loves doing this joke don't they? ",
"\"So far, it looks like we've come across a stash of about $20 million. Uh, the org had the $18 million stuffed away in a mattress, which is a silly way to store $15 million. My pops aways told me, never put all your eggs in one basket, let alone $12 million. Anyway, this is a real victory for the common state, and this $8 million will end up doing some real good.\"",
"Guess college didn't work out for him...",
"Maldiners drive-ins and dives",
"I think mine has like 2 quarters in there somewhere, I'm getting there.",
"You just described civil forfeiture.",
"It’s down to 50 cent right now, but be careful it might be bankrupt!",
"Former?\n\nLol, what happened?",
"This doesn’t look like the home/apartment of someone who is hiding 20 mil ",
"Low effort karma is the best karma ;)",
"I don't think everyone has a price, some people don't care about money enough to even notice the difference between a thousand dollar bribe and a million dollar bribe. Not because they're rich or anything, just because they're content trying to earn it on their own and want to keep a clean track record.\n",
"Why? If two cops collude, this wouldn't be plausible?",
"They just legalized it and called it 'civil asset forfeiture' instead of 'theft'.",
"Technically the Girl Scouts actually stole from me when I was a kid. Our troop saved up a few years worth of cookie sales only for the leader to spend it on herself instead of a trip for us. So I'd steal for free from a Girl Scout. ",
"lol, digging deeper and deeper",
"If your interested in this, you should visit the Burea of Engraving in DC sometime",
"Both you and /u/k9whoop , how would you get caught? Other than the fact that there's a bunch of people standing around. If you found yourself alone in a moment with a pile of uncounted, uninventoried cash, what's stopping you from stealing a stack aside from ethics?",
"papers paper",
"Sounds like it would cost millions.",
"Can I get 1 bundle? Just 1. Lol",
"Were you a K-9 unit?",
"I want one",
"Maybe you should launder it.",
"I just double checked and the $3 million is safe and sound. ",
"That's how you cure aids or something no no you inject it",
"Couldnt find a clip\n\n> Judge Gardner: You know what nobody understands about certain kinds of low pay public service work, every now and then you get put a fucking stake in a bad guys heart. I'm not supposed to talk about that when I visit third grade classes for career day and it doesn't get you very far in the country club locker room, but its hard to beat when you actually get to do it.",
"Why would they be looking for me? I don’t remember searching a mattress... I’ve searched a lot of mattresses...",
"[I’ve seen this before...](https://media.giphy.com/media/X8omQqfFyeq1a/giphy.gif) ",
"Let's say stealing from her.",
"Username checks out",
"You have $20 million in cash - why is your apartment so shitty?",
"$18 million?\n\nIs that really what $15 million looks like?\n\nI mean, that's a *lot* of cash but it sure doesn't look like $12 million.",
"[A recent detective](http://www.ajc.com/news/local/alpharetta-detective-fired-after-grossly-mishandling-evidence/YEj8doHAvxkTdvgbXwNhON/) was fired after he was caught trying to steal just $4K",
"Oh man, you should.\n\nThis isn't to jump on the hate train for you right now, just saying.\n\nWords are fantastic and should be cared about. ",
"Hey it's me ur brother",
"So SUCK. ON. THAT.",
"Realistically, a grand with no hesitation. 500 with some serious thought. 250 if I’m seriously desperate.",
"Everyone knows you just stay local and use the small cash gift your uncle gave you to open a mattress company.\n\nYou become a pillar of the community and use the monetary success you've achieved with your newly discovered calling as a mattress-selling guru to support your old underfunded police department, empower public works by making sure the best sheriffs, judges, mayors, councilors, and prosecutors get in a position to really do some good, and make sure local children, needy, and activist organizations have everything they need. Live a comfortable life and die with a funeral that shuts the town down for a week.",
"Yeah, but this guy wasn't dealing drugs. He was operating a pyramid scheme... Which is honestly waaaaaaaaaaaay too much like an office job to keep you excited for anything but the money.",
"Looks comfy.",
"Half of Reddit loves this joke.",
"Mr.Krabs, da fuk wrong with you",
"Just what the grubbersment needs: another seventeen million in cash. I wonder if they will use it to give Congress a bonus, or to buy more surveillance apparatuses to spy on us with?",
"You’re a fucking idiot so. Take your head out of your goddam ass you lazy motherfucker and take the time to learn how to express yourself correctly within the parameters of your native language. If you don’t then people have a right not to take you seriously because you haven’t put in the requisite effort to deserve to be taken seriously.",
"May your hats fly as high as your dreams.",
"cost... not worth",
"Can anyone explain how the hell you make that much money with a pyramid scheme? The article doesn't really explain.\n\n",
"Actually, thinking about it a little bit deeper. Maybe I could only do 10. If I stole 10 the Girl Scout would get mad but get over it and maybe even forget. If stole a significant amount it’s something that little girl would remember for the rest of her life.",
"too hard",
"It's simple. They still had room under their mattress.",
"Honestly I’d rather have Joe Cop steak it than let the local government steal it. It won’t be put to good use anyhow.\n\nIf civil forfeiture went entirely to school programs or drug rehab, we’d all be better off.",
"Maybe their body cams?",
"Ok just saying this would test ur morals and ethics pretty fucking hard. No one would notice 2,4,10 grand missing or more. And it wouldn't hurt a thing because technically you're not stealing from an individual if he's just going to forfeit it to the civil forfeiture act......\n\n\nOof",
"I’m eight. ",
"Not just the Maldives, but the Womdives and Childives, too!",
"Trumps bed ??",
"The same incentives drive [speeding tickets](http://archive.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/02/08/slow_recession_ahead/).\n\nWith very few exceptions (in certain neighborhoods of inner cities where real crimes occur on a regular basis) the police is basically the mob; they harass and charge innocent people money for those people's own \"protection\".",
"You can pay $10 to *see* the pile of money, or 12 to have your money *added* to the pile of money.",
"Nice username tho",
"But I bet you hate corruption",
"Well considering i can’t get them from anywhere else its like a $50ish value at least.",
"i think it was a bribe. ",
"Trump U grad",
"I didn't come here to be a dick, he just set me up and I couldn't pass on that opportunity.",
"Not under my bed. Ever. Unfortunately....",
"Are they heavy?\n\nThen they're expensive put them down. ",
"Even fresh from the mint it smells terrible? We need to have more respect for ourselves as a country.",
"$20,000,000 and still sleeping on an ikea bed. ",
"Address please?",
"Looks a little short on the end. I'll come over and count it. ",
"Legitimate question, which is a bit unethical.\n\nI’d bet my ass he wouldn’t have known the *exact* amount. So, unethically and technically, could you have pocketed like $2K at the bottom of your shoe? Or when it’s that amount of money, do they check all officers involved before they leave work for home?",
"You're sharp.",
"i'm from new jersey. sometimes you have to grease the wheels of democracy. ",
"How did you get into my house?",
"Worse yet, it’s in ever comment thread in the top like 5 on this post even.",
"Build my own mother fuckin island. With hookers and blackjack. ",
"It's not bitcoin...",
"I know its a joke but my biology textbook, weighing in at 7.7 lbs. Would cost $164,435.04 worth it's weight in gold.\n\n It only cost $158.\n\nFor that, I am greatful.",
"...Mr Krabs?",
"Bruh it’s so hard to go anywhere with that kind of cash. I’m pretty sure you can’t even bring more than 10k in cash with you if you want to leave America ",
"This is clearly a boxspring ",
"Now, that's a sleep number.",
"The capital city, Flavortown is beautiful this time of year.",
"That does not seem like the alarm clock that someone who has 20 million dollars would have....",
"He should be a detective. ",
"Thy’re ",
"If it’s that large of an amount of money, it’s probably a sophisticated organization with some level of book keeping/a ledger that would show discrepancies. There’s also the possibility that there was information gathered from surveillance or another part of the investigation that wouldn’t match up with the dollar amount found. Furthermore, if the suspect knows that the amount recorded is different from what he/she had, they (and their lawyer) could use that information to paint a picture of corrupt police who didn’t have a right to search in the first place. \n\nIf any of this were to happen, the officers involved would be investigated and something would most certainly come to light. Most of the types of people stupid/impulsive enough to take the money are stupid/impulsive enough to make a large purchase and/or tell someone they took it. ",
"And so goes the law of equivalent exchange.",
"It's an old jewish joke.",
"Like a balloon. ",
"What easier? A few million in your trunk? Or potentially getting a slap on the wrist for breaking policy by turning off a body cam?",
"Do they have badges? I didn't get all my badges",
"Not if you launder it first! ",
"HEY! OP LIED! THAT'S ONLY 17.5 MILLION! \n\n(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻",
"If he did know, are they really gonna believe the meth dealer?",
"they can turn those off, don't you know?",
"Was a detective but took too many bribes......",
"you mean 19 million",
"I mean, if the government gets it and spends it, it's less money that the government needs to tax us for, so technically it's money in all of our pockets (as long as you pay taxes).",
"We need a burn unit stat their not gonna make it....\n\n/s <—— see what I did there.",
"[When I want some thin mints, I don't wanna pay for it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs)",
"Under a boxspring, technically. Though one would assume they had a mattress above it at some point. ",
"Sounds like a $20m app idea",
"I don't think you guys get that joke. It's the value of bitcoins that fluctuates wildly, not the number of them in your ewallet.txt",
"only looking for serious replies",
"What's so funny?",
"I got the space under mine, anyone need to hide a few millions?",
"I don't think that's $20 million, send me the address so I can't confirm the amount with you buddy.",
"Mine looks the same... except cats instead of cash...",
"Can I have $5?",
"Thanks fam",
"He was just 1 day from retirement!",
"Hey pal, that’s an honest man you’re talking to. If he says there was 54K, you can bet your ass there was 46K and he logged all 35K into evidence.",
"TYPE AMEN IN 3 SECONDS AND CHECK YOU BANK ACCOUNT IN 3 DAYS!!! YOU’LL BE BLESSED WITH MONEY FROM HEAVEN!!!",
"If this is a guy bragging about his stash. I wonder how long before he is robbed because some one got his location from information embedded into the photo. ",
"this is a classic:\n\nhttps://i.redd.it/a6atn1h0nbwz.jpg",
"Where can I rent this apartment currently in the picture? ",
"No love for the Trefoils?",
"There's no bed frame in that picture.",
"Yeah, because the mattress goes on top of a box spring...",
"Now I'm picturing /u/thetardfarm smacking himself in the head. \"OOOOOooooh, that's what it was! FUCK! If I'd realized that, I would have accepted!\"",
"My pleasure kind sir",
"Fuck the box spring put that shit under my mattress ",
"Meta",
"No that's how much a minecraft lets player earns in a day",
"Except then all the druggies know you are crooked and will now fuck your career",
"158$ for now 👀",
"The thing about reddit is it filters things. Most of the people who feel the need to post about healthcare in America are the people with gripes they need to vent. Then anyone who doesn't agree that America's healthcare sucks is immediately downvoted for breaking from the leftist cult dogma so you don't see those comments at all. It has resulted in most European redditors to have a very skewed idea of what healthcare is actually like in the US.\n\nThe fact is the majority of Americans have great healthcare. The best in the world actually, as far as medical outcomes after the point of intervention is concerned. Healthcare does have diminishing returns though, where ever increasing cost has ever decreasing improvements on the outcomes of care. Without government telling people they aren't permitted to get certain obscenely expensive treatments because it's not cost effective, people will generally choose to do it. Therefore we are spending way more, for only modestly improved outcomes.",
"People with money understand the risk of looking like you have money. People without money default on their Escalade.",
"Oh boy this joke again",
"Grow a beard, buy some dark sunglasses and a one-way ticket to Flavortown and never look back",
"Our government steals enough money from us that we know it's possible to restructure for more affordable healthcare, so play the hell out of the system. The money's already been taken from us, so somebody might as well be cared for.",
"Ctrl f success :)",
"As I look at this all I can think of is having to keep making the bed again every time I lifted it up to make a deposit.",
"Naw, I've seen No Country for Old Men.",
"Maldives already has the word ‘dives’ in it though. Why didn’t you use that instead of Maldiners?",
"Weird. I've always said the $ to cut my mortgage to the value of a car payment would change my life. It's 5 digits. If I had more, I could do so much good for others. I certainly don't need it. ",
"...But Mr. Photog, there was supposed to be $24M.",
"Mr. Krabs, is that you?",
"G",
"Shhhhh, no one let the government see that. ",
"*they're",
"Panama. ",
"Mr. Krabs is that you?",
"The night stands, frame, and wall look very similar to my room. I got really excited at first until I convinced myself this definitely isn't a picture of my room",
"Micronesia was just recently a us territory and still has USPS there. Now Aruba...",
"I mean it's not like those cookies are worth what they are selling them for. ",
"I found a toonie in my shorts yesterday.",
"This is suppose to be for El Chapo's defense team.",
"How can such an expensive bed feel like shit",
"How'd you get into college if you don't know the difference between those? ",
"I was just expecting to see a couple of black lotus and get \"triggered\"",
"This guy watches the Wire, don't you Fuzzy Dunlop?",
"The mattress and boxspring will just smolder! It will actually offer some measure of protection for the money, unless the fire just burns completely out of control. \n\nCFR 1633 says that a mattress and boxspring set needs to be able to be exposed to an open flame for 30 minutes without igniting. With any luck, the fire department will get the fire under control before then.\n\nThe firemen will be very happy to turn all $10 million over to the police. ",
"I may or may not have possessed a furry missile",
"This match between so and so could go either way",
"Looks like mostly in 20s. . . ",
"I'm sure it's been laundered. OK. I'll show myself out now. ",
"Should we consider this your official confession? The books have been looking fishy for years...",
"1 box of the peanut butter patties",
"I just talked to 40% of Reddit: They love this joke",
"and meth dealers. ",
"So this is why there are so many Mattress Firms!",
"Because taking it out on the children is always the right answer. Teaches them not to hope and prepares them for the real world. ",
"So... what's the address again?",
"Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't a Judge, but an 80 ft crustacean from the Paleolithic era ",
"Not after you buy them...",
"Here here.\n\nEdit: Hear, hear!",
"Was just re-watching The Wire and that comment reminded me of Herc and Carver pocketing a nice 5 inch bundle each (not sure on $ amount, probably $20k?)",
"Gimmie",
"\"-Hey boss, look what we got here.\"\n\n\"-Grab those bags in the corner and close the door for a moment. If anyone asks on the radio, we are still searching.\" *sweet retirement, here i come!* \n\n\n\n",
"It'd take about tree fitty.",
"Lemon coolers when they had them. I would rob an entire factory if i found out they were bringing Lemon Coolers back.",
"A sincere worry would be that it's an internal investigations sting. . . \n\nis it worth the maybe 5% risk of this? \n\nI mean, if you find a HUGE stack of cash - that's a little bit rare. it would set off some alarm bells in my head like \"just maybe this is some type of test\". ",
"Although it's more expensive, it's a far superior way to hold up your bed. Because 20 million.",
"People keep money in wallets that they fart in all day. Some money goes through stripper thongs. Money is rarely washed. US dollars are made of 75% cotton and 25% linen, so they are like tiny cloths soaking everything up. During the SARS outbreak, Chinese banks sterilized and quarantined banknotes for 24 hours [source](http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/29/1051381933830.html). \n\nMoney is filthy and it starts to smell like moldy, musty books when you get enough of it in one place.",
"It’s funny cause this makes me sad. ",
"Youv'e thought about this a lot huh....",
"You really are from the Tard Farm, aren’t you?\n\n... so do you guys have any open leases available?",
"How uncomfortable but also comfortable ",
"I saw that movie too",
"That's bogus, my dude. I hope you can start feeling better without having to win the lottery or take out a second mortgage. ",
"I wish my bed looked like that.",
"This is why cops make the best criminals, and having cops on the payroll is the brass ring in every organized crime drama. A bunch of dirty beat cops, couple of degenerate gambler detectives, coupla prosecutors with a taste for blow, a judge or two who dallies in the younger girls... you could run an entire State that way.",
"I let out the gimp from my trunk yesterday, so now I'm sad",
"And thanks to the GPS metadata in your photo, any one of us could soon know what $20 million looks like under *our* mattress! /s",
"what am I stealing from them... I mean, I need to know the technical details before I can start to give you an estimate on cost...",
"I'll dig through the rubble of blasted out bedrooms. FOR MONEY!",
"“Captain all 5 million are in the truck secured ready for transfer”",
"Usually, it's not just you. Or even just you and your partner. Rural forces might not, but cities usually have a consolidated task force because drug trafficking involves movement, movement of money, drugs, and people. Even if the search warrant is being executed in city A, the deal may have been made in a neighboring city B, and overseen by wiretab run by the DEA, etc. So when it's time for the take down, you usually have several jurisdictions' worth of cops swarming around the house. If one cop saw a stack of cash by the bed and he steps out for a second and it's gone when he gets back, he WILL say something. Mostly because he doesn't know who else had seen it and him being the last one (as far as he knows) to have seen it, if someone remembers that stack of cash, he's going to be questioned.\n\nRecently, a local cop [got fired] (http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/alpharetta-police-officer-fired-for-mishandling-evidence-during-drug-raid/688247431) because he moved the money without telling other cops. I think he probably wanted to pocket it, and would have done it if no one said anything, but someone will say something. ",
"Looks like a bad idea",
"I thought that’s what the ‘Savannah Smiles’ are?",
"Am I the only one? That is clearly NOT what $20 million looks like under a mattress. The money is obviously visible NOT under a mattress, there isn't even a mattress in the picture!",
"Ryan started the fire!!! ",
"I don't think so no",
"Unsubscribe!",
"I gave him a dollar.",
"https://youtu.be/KyantXDQQCI?t=1m6s",
"Sad thing is $3 million is still more than most redditors can hope to have in their lifetime.",
"Dick, is that your money?",
"I bet that's stinky. \n\n\n I wouldn't complain, tho",
"Is this a scene from the next breaking bad???",
"A college textbook would cost at most, what, $300? For a thick, brand new, hardcover, in a popular 101 course, with online homework code? That's 3 bills. Is there a joke that I'm not seeing here?^/s",
"$65.00 and a box of thin mints. $101.00 without thin mints.",
"He couldn't afford a nicer alarm clock?? ",
"because that kind of thinking wouldnt even get them to ten thousand",
"Until you try and sell them back. ",
"If they gave me an incorrect amount of change from buying some cookies I would be honest. If they gave me an extra box of cookies that shit is mine!",
"https://giphy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-wb2BeyQrRSpP2",
"This^, definitely a nice beach withno extradition treaties",
"Because it’s only funny the first time unless it’s an absolute classic. ",
"Sounds like new boat time for me. \n\nI would have bought myself a new TV , all new furniture, new clothes and a few pair of retro Jordans. Went to eat at Red Lobster and ordered extra crab legs",
"He said under a mattress not in one you jabroni ",
"Fuckin wicked smaht this guy.",
"I will now buy every old bed I see for sale after seeing this....",
"This is the pic to use when a girl tells you you'll never get her in your bed.",
"Absolutely. If you can paint the cops as crooked what else did they lie about?",
"New phone, who dis?",
"$18 millions dollars?!? Why would you use $16 million dollars to hold up your mattress.",
"The most unrealistic thing here is that you only took 50 cents from the 4 dollars. What are you gonna do with that? Buy a rubber band and some ice cubes.\n\nGood joke tho, take the upvote",
"This exact joke chain is literally one comment higher. ",
"So the first time you heard about this joke was the first time it was ever told? ",
"You'll need more than 15 mil",
"Yea, I don’t know, are you really a bad guy if you take a stack or two of confiscated drug dealer money? Cops don’t make shit for money, I don’t think I’d be that upset",
"I don't believe that everybody does have a price.",
"*whoosh*",
"Money smells gross though.",
"r/personalfinance",
"Why is it so easy for them to straight FIRE someone over this but when they SHOOT and KILL someone, they just suspend for a while with pay and then let them back?!\n\nThey will also FIRE people for NOT killing unarmed people. \n\nSMDH",
"Panama has extradition treaty with the US.",
"Those don't record anything below the lens.... Wouldn't be hard to carry the cash to wherever ur booking it and stash some in ur crotch o whatever .... You'll def be searched after leaving the scene but ur dick won't be",
"Damn it the US government just has to ruin everything...",
"Now I'm not a cop, and I know why!",
"So find the ledger and cross out the balance and put \"$10 million lol sorry miscounted\"",
"Until next semester ",
"I can actually answer this question as one of my aunts was convicted of Embezzlement...\n\nShe stole it to support her, and her husband's various habits. Cocaine, weed, alcohol, wild parties... The costs adds up. overall she had stolen almost 8mil. Which sounds like a lot, but she worked there over 10 years, 12-13 I think. So way less than 1 mil per year, which when supporting multiple drug habits can go rather quickly.\n\nOverall it did not got that badly for her... due to not wanting everything to become public she did not spend time in prison (plea agreement). They live in the same place that they were living when busted, My cousin had his wedding there a few years ago (nice place in San Diego, 2 floors 6 bedroom.)\n\nI would assume for the people in these stories the same is true. Yea they have accumulated 10 million but over a long time of saving. The idea that they have 10 million to just go and spend probably did not occur to them. . . . It is not like you get a receipt with totals from your mattress every time you stick 20 in there.",
"Obviously my favorite show of all time for it’s incredible realism. But I promise I’ve never invented a bogus CI named after a tennis ball to cover up unlawful surveillance. ",
"Why risk it? Your entire career and any future career, for $2k when you probably earn many 10's of thousands (no idea what US officers get paid but it can't be worth). ",
"Gold for intimidating people's intelligence with a dead language",
"Only if they're new! ",
"I know. Luckily I got $20 million. ",
"You mean New Jersey? ",
"I knew a guy who was in an accident at the Oscar Meyer plant. Lost his arm. He is both hot dog and not hot dog.",
"You get like 100 sqft more island ",
"You could buy a lot old Honda Civics with that money. ",
"Can I get your home address?",
"There must be a bunch of hundreds hidden among all those twenties. I would have guessed that is only around 5-7 million and no more than 10 million if those are all bundled 20s like they appear to be.\n\nSource: I work with tens of millions of dollars a day.",
"But I mean 27K is a lot of money...",
"The fucker's name is Fuzzy Dunlop and you have to ask? :) (it's clear you're just calling out the reference, I'm just playing along :) I upvoted).",
"You made the right choice. If you took the money it could go 2 ways provided of course you never told anyone and spent it non-suspiciously... 1.) you would get away with it. 2.) more likely he just \"bought you\" and will blackmail the fact you took that bribe because he would want other favors.",
"Plus he found a dime bag with a million dollars worth of weed in it.",
"DAMN",
"Thats what they were. Where i am they only sell those oreo type cookies with lemon filling. ",
"Ooo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.",
"I can haz?",
"Man why's everybody gotta show off their gains in such weird ways.",
"I'm guessing someone who steals $20 million isn't concerned with pesky cash transport laws. ",
"Yes. ",
"They're charging more the year, I think it's around $42 for that lot now.",
"Oh boy another person who’s tired of this joke again ",
"This was that Nigerian Prince's bed, he tried to give the money away but nobody believed him",
"Don't question my comedic method",
"Why do billionaires keep working when they could just quit and liquidate like 1% of their stock annually, making them richer than 99.99% of the population?\n\nBecause some people just can't stop fiending for money, and some people want the power associated with being obscenely rich.",
"Probably because there's no need for an investigation with one of situations. You're stealing money and you've been caught, it's pretty black and white. Vs needing to decide whether you justified in killing the person, which is obviously a pretty big grey area from many standpoints.\n\nFor what it's worth I think it's absurd that they even carry guns so it's not like I'm trying to defend them on this, just saying why I think it'd take longer in one instance.",
"The article says it had already been found and photographed. ",
"A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one",
"unless you have opened them... than they are worth about a buck fitty...",
"Replace these pages...with *life lessons*",
"You joke, but my point is that the uniformed officers/tac team performing the raid may not have all the information pertinent to the larger investigation. There may very well be people within an investigative unit who are going into an op expecting a certain amount of dirty dough to be there. ",
"Micronesia has maintained a Compact of Free Association with the U.S. since it changed from a UN mandated U.S. protectorate to independent nation in the 1980s. \n \nThe U.S. supplies financial aid and military protection, and in turn Americans and Micronesians can freely travel between the two without Visas - with the latter free to enlist in the U.S. military. \n \nTl;dr: Micronesia extradites.",
"It’s gotten so. Old.",
"Honestly, I don't think I could take even 1 million from a non deserving person.\n\nI feel pretty good about myself realizing that. :)",
"Honestly, I’d be fine with cops doing this as long as they share it with public school teachers.",
"Shit if that's how much they're charging for 3 boxes of cookies nowadays they deserve to be burgled mercilessly.",
"Ain’t no joke when it comes to making sure all 24k makes it back to evidence",
"Hahaha sounds like you got a raw deal. Too bad it would have been far too easy for him to fuck you over with it. Last thing you want is leverage over you.",
"> You're\n\nWell well well, look at college boy over here.",
"The perfect income is always 3x more than your current income.",
"how many dicks did you have to count to make all that?",
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Memelord. Take. A. Seat.",
"It's a pretty public example of a place of education taking money without actually providing an education, so it's not really forced.",
"Tire. ",
"On an unrelated note, the maldives is a fucking paradise.",
"Aaaaaaaand you’re done. ",
"There will be a series of penalties for failing to report this earlier",
"Sokovia is nice this time of year",
"Wait, so it was all in bitcoin?\n\nThat's 3K worth at today's rates!",
"\"It's absurd that they even carry guns.\"\n\n😂😂 omg okay, here's a baton. Go get that guy busting shots off into kids at the local highschool.",
"Along these lines, in a training class I had a state LE guy telling us about a multi-agency raid that happened to go down at the last second in a different location than originally expected. They had an informal agreement about which agency would confiscate which items...but then wound up in a random house in BFE with several million in cash lying out.\n\nNone of their agreements covered what would happen in that circumstance, and according to the officer, it nearly resulted in a draw-down between the officers of the two agencies as both groups insisted it should go to them. The third state agency finally intervened and agreed to act as a neutral third party to seize the cash and let them figure it out later.\n\nAnd of course, the jurisdiction where it all happened had no idea any of this was going down at the time. I can only imagine how it would have gone down had things escalated a bit further....",
"A box of samoas",
"Bitcooonnnnect",
"Until the next edition is released 3 months later and you can’t sell them for more than$10.",
"All the posts in the chain are unrealistic. After all this is the police we are talking about. In one go all 20 million would disappear and the reason? Cash suspected of being used for drugs, tested positive for cocaine, so seized",
"Exhibit A for why you don't keep all your money in one place ",
"damn man.",
"of debt",
"Im almost in tears looking at this.... that’s how broke I am... :(",
"RIP",
"If its money to reup or he just sold a batch, he knows exactly how much is in that bag. Im pretty sure that if he was manufacturing meth he probably counted that shit 30 times a day. ",
"That doesn't look too comfortable, but I can put up with it.",
"Hey, get out of my bedroom!",
"There’re",
"Now all the thieves know where u hiding ur cash at :P",
"are you 108? ",
"This guy cops. ",
"A different answer than you may have thought of,\n\nLet's say buddy is an informant and Policeman A doesn't know this.. Informant and the anti corruption unit knows exactly how much is in this bag and have been suspecting Policeman A of such behavior and ask him to assist in the investigation from the get go. \n\nIts like one of those sticky rat no kill traps.",
"My entire savings can fit under my bed, too.\n\nI sleep on the floor.",
"I do too :’)",
"The American Dream killed Jesus, he lit the match. \nWhale Season was a great book.",
"Look what I found inside the bedframe I got at the thrift store for $20.",
"So. Many. Threads. It's not original or funny. Like most redditors",
"Autistics love repetition",
"*your",
"I'd pay them $10 to steal rom them",
"How'd you get out the trunk? ",
"Bro, have you even seen The Wire? Did you learn nothing from Herc and Carver?",
"Honestly wish I didn’t sell them all back for some broke college money. So much long term knowledge lost",
"Oooor keep the cash, buy hookers and blow and ride the vagina dragon until death comes to take you and you both chest bump each other back to hell while saying \"brah, bro, bruh and dude\" over and over. ",
"God no! Because of you, no one smoked meth or snorted it or injected it! Either for the first time, or to feed a habit. You made the world a better place by teaching this meth monster that things can't be settled peacefully and that next time he should start shooting cops as soon as things go sour, even if innocent bystanders are in the way!",
"There is no way cops don’t take some. ",
"I read it and imagined a movie directed by Guy Richie..I'd give it 3 out of 5 stars",
"Should've bought btc",
"You seem like you know an awful lot about island building and island pricing. ",
"No they are not. But that is what they charge.",
"Money is only 108 years old?",
"So you're telling me there's people out there with 20 million dollars who sleep on $20 ikea box springs?",
"Hey man can I crash at your place this weekend?",
"Thur ",
"no thanks for the thoughtful response. You bring up great points!",
"Until you try to sell them back to the bookstore or new students",
"One bundle of that would last me a very long time.",
"They have 10.",
"I do. But on the internet if it’s close enough I don’t care enough about it to fix it. I didn’t realize I was declaring war on the grammar community...\n\nThe English isn’t my major was more a joke than anything. Just saying it’s not my strong suit and I don’t like it. Not enough to correct that anyway.",
"It was sarcasm -_-",
"Replace these pages with life lessons.",
"Only when sold by the bookstore.",
"mr.krabs irl",
"It could change your life, but that's the same thinking many lotto winners have, and a huge number of them end up bankrupt.\n\nYou say \"I only need 5 figures\", but when you are looking at that five figures as a lump sum, it is hard to say \"I can't take a vacation\" or \"I can't pay for my aunt's chemotherapy\"... It's even harder to say things like \"I can't take my gf/wife out once a week on a nice date\" or \"I can't afford Netflix\" or \"I can't afford to do preventative maintenance on my car\".\n\nWhen you are barely holding on, you see the only things you need as the bills you are failing to pay adequately. As you get the money to pay those things, you see all the other expenses that you should be able to handle, but can't. It's really hard to stop, once the money seems easily available.\n\nYou also say you could do so much good, and that's true, but people underestimate how expensive it is to help someone else truly change their reality. Imagine paying off a sister's college debt. There goes $100k+. Then pay off a few credit card debts, a subprime mortgage she can't afford, and take care of some credit card bills for her. You just spent $300k+ on one person, and because she now immediately sees all the things she went without for so long, she goes out and starts buying a new wardrobe, trades in her 14 yr old car, and takes a long-delayed trip to the dentist... Suddenly, her cards are maxed out again, just by catching up to \"normal\". And that's just one person.\n\nNow imagine having the easy access to keep making money, and stopping just because it was the original plan.",
"Thor",
"It's not worth sacrificing your integrity for a one time pile of 18k.",
"Its easier to track dirty money than you think. ",
"No it’s not lol",
"Nope. Paperbacks about as thick as a few magazines.",
"Very true.",
"He came into a large amount of money and retired. Musta been an inheritance or something...",
"> Most of the types of people stupid/impulsive enough to take the money are stupid/impulsive enough to make a large purchase and/or tell someone they took it. \n\nI wonder if this is true, or just selection bias of us only seeing the ones who get caught.",
"I want that.",
"This really changes the meaning of going to Number 10 for Brits",
"Which is why the officer should then go in his or her trunk and retrieve a gun. Or call in the firearm specialists like they do in civilized countries. Cops are way too convinced that their job is routinely dangerous and way to quick to grab their pistol.",
"I wish i had 20 million under my matress",
"I’d have kept every cent with zero hesitation.",
"I don’t think that’s $20 million. 1 million with 100’s only weighs 40lbs and takes up a duffle bag. There’s no way that’s 20 duffel bags or 800lbs. I see a lot of $20’s also. Maybe 1 mil? ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HrmD_vIMIk",
"If I learned anything from Training Days it's that there was originally more than what is being reported. ",
"Username checks out",
"Well u/dickfromaccounting, I see how you got your username.",
"*Correction: They cost their weight in gold, but when you try to sell them back they are worth only slightly more than their weight of recycled paper.",
"And depreciate faster than gold too ",
"Username checks out",
"I work in Estate liquidation. About a year ago we cleaned out a hoarders house who left 20 and 50 Euro Bills all over the house because the former owner (deceased) would just forget them. In some parts of the house we even found even Deutsche Mark which was discontinued like 20 years ago. Now that house didn't have a heater on in 2 or 3 years. Also it was raining through the roof and generally very dangerous to be in. We collected the money and handed it to the lawyer who was employing us because this way we would make sure to get hired again we could write a larger bill than we anticipated. Now the stank on those bills was just crazy.",
"Fuck you. You didn’t even fix the first sentence in your damn comment. If your gonna criticize me about my grammar at least fix your own asshole.",
"That's right, all 18k will be logged and accounted for.",
"God damnit woman! No wonder he keep comin' 'round nah",
"Also like your complaint. And my comment about complaints like yours! \nIt’s just bullshit all the way down!!",
"Hurr hurr never heard that one before 🙄",
"I don't know about that... That money is stacked and banded. Looks more like a well-maintained bug out fund to me. The owner probably left the country in a hurry when the investigation got back to him, and didn't have a chance to properly grab transport. You can see it's all neatly stacked at the head of the bed, and more scattered at the foot. He probably took what he could throw in his luggage.\n\nI'd bet there is plenty more stashed in the Caymans, too.",
"I'm not sure why Micronesia always gets put on that list. It's not. The agreement was just signed during the independence negotiations in the 80s a few months before it gained \"independence\". Trying to escape the law by going to Micronesia is actually the stupidest thing you can do as it's still an American Protectorate by law. Be like trying to escape Chinese authorities by going to Hong Kong. ",
"I saw that and wondered how someone got so many upvotes with bad grammar when they usually get picked apart on reddit",
"Walter White's bed.",
"Username checks out! ",
"Wut y’alls probem whit it?",
"Not a dime.",
"[Totally happens in Baltimore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyantXDQQCI)",
"Well, when someone gives you a gift, it's rude not accept.",
"in this case? yes.",
"RIP",
"5.01",
"I guess great minds think alike. Had to check my own bed - everything's in place.",
"Not really a piece of shit. TBH. Take care of your family.",
"Hear, hear!\n\nShort for: Hear him! Hear him!",
"Cops are paid very well and get benefits to kill for. In my town of 100k population they start at 50-60 grand annually, routinely take home 70-80 after OT, and hit 80K base pretty quickly. In big cities they do better. Plus a real pension after just 20 years working. All for a job that doesn't require a degree. ",
"Congrats on not being one of the ten thousand! Oh wait...",
"wanna have a sleepover 👀",
"Can confirm.\n\nSource: I identify as a hot dog. ",
"Username checks out ",
"What money?",
"I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dolla.",
"Is that their mayor with a big clock on a chain around his neck?",
"Honestly, I expected more.",
"This guy schools",
"This is one house fire away from a major disaster in the making.",
"Tree fiddy.",
"$20m bitcoin paper wallet much easier to hide",
"This is exactly what I was thinking. That, or the meth guy may not even be aware that the money is part of a sting. The amount there is somehow important to prove the case based on some forensic accounting records that investigators are piecing together. Maybe when added to some other lot of money it makes the charges a certain level felony, and taking some money drops the charges down a level and reduces the bargaining power of law enforcement. For example, added with other money in the house it comes out to $99,000 instead of $101,000 and it affects sentencing. It's possible that the money itself has been planted and is being tracked either by some sort of receiver or just the serial numbers are recorded. They are hoping to see who the big players are as it goes up the chain, but here comes this doofus cop taking some that he will inevitably use, and it will throw off the investigation.",
"They cost more than their weight in gold.",
"Imagine how many people had to suffer in order for that person to amass such wealth illegally. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/Jzqe4bV.jpg\n\nWhat about now? Is two handfuls not tempting?",
"I wonder how many people are looking under their mattresses.",
"r/beetlejuicing ?",
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE THE TAG ON!",
"I don't understand why they'd take a drug dealers word over the police. \"Hey, I had 20 mill in there according to my books, not 19,900,000 like they said! They're not to be trusted!\" \n \nCops are taken for their word when video evidence shows they're lying, so I don't really think anything would happen as long as you weren't depositing it or buying big things.",
"> You have not been looking at prices recently.\n\nYou didn't get the joke.",
"I used stolen milk crates. This seems kinda expensive",
"Stealing is wrong bro, but only when you get caught. \nOtherwise it's awesome!!",
"At least we have bitcoin",
"Why not safety deposit boxes ",
"I’ve seen large quanities of cash, it definitely smells. Think of how many people touched that shit over the years and where it’s been. ",
"What about [not not](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intuitionistic_logic) hot dog?",
"Thormund",
"Yeah, I'd just log the 10k and not worry about the headache ",
"He started with 60k though....",
"Huge trial in Baltimore going on right now that's basically exactly what you're saying: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/2/2/16961146/baltimore-gun-trace-task-force-trial",
"Where you can dye your hair and wear your sunglasses on the back of your head and no one will care...",
"I had 5k in my boot once. It didn’t look like that. ",
"But would it be right to keep it? That's the $16k question. ",
"If only you had a Riggs or Lonzo have your back.",
"You are correct. That time it was a mistake.",
"There is still room in it for a dead hooker.",
"MENDOZAAAA!",
"There's always money in the bed stand",
"I don't even hold my up. It's just a mattress on the floor. Also college student btw",
"You ever watch the documentary \"The seven five\"? It's about police in NYC and they were stealing money that they were finding in houses like this. I can sit here and say I would take the high road and turn it all in but who really knows until you are put in the position of taking $50k and doubling your salary for the year. ",
"Guys guys it was totally autocorrect. I’m sure he nose the difference between their and they’re",
"I would def get rock fever. Just fake your own death and buy a false identity. ",
"I would like some of that.",
"Honestly, it's weird because the amount of money that would motivate me, would also make me say to myself \"man you can't steal that from girl scouts... they worked hard for that shit.. that's like 50000 boxes of cookies\"",
"Username checks out",
"I think you mean this is what $18 million under a mattress looks like",
"Until the house catches fire",
"Did they raid Walter White's house? ",
">I found 56K\n\n\nThat’s a pretty old modem",
"WW Lives!",
"$7! Not 6. It's 7! That's the magic number, man. ",
"12.5m is what I heard.",
"Oh I say !",
"Actually he was making a campaign contribution. Money is free speech ",
"That's just flat out untrue or unsubstantiated without giving a specific book for reference",
"You're saying if I wanted to profit off crime, I should become a cop, detective, lawyer, or judge, in that order of growing preference?\n\nThat might explain some stuff.",
"This looks like the cure for aids",
"Why are the end tables and clock from the 90s , \nSomethings a muck !",
"True, I did not pay much attention to the order... You would have to get the bands and warp it... assuming he took care to count it and sort it correctly, a total could be fathered quickly.",
"I laughed out loud. Good job",
"A drug dealer in a neighboring County got busted that way. He built a $500,000 house in a neighborhood with a junkyard and nearly condemned homes from the 1950s. \n\nI think he was hiding money elsewhere though. His aunt bought the house at a county auction and then sold it back to him for like $500 when he got out. \n\nMoral of the story, have multiple stash spots. ",
"its not stolen.....",
"Let's be honest, if there are thin mints sitting unattended I am no longer a reasonable human being.",
"> /s <—— see what I did there.\n\nsee what I did they're.\n\nFTFY\n\n",
"We only found three dollars under the mattress!",
"You can’t just arrest a guy for cooking meth and not log in at least 2 grand as evidence. Just saying. ",
"Cape Verde sounds good too",
"Seriously. Someone who has this much money really ought to invest in a fire safe. At least. I know it won’t protect your stuff forever but it would have a much better chance than being under a fucking mattress.\n\nAnd I mean you could get a quality one for a few thousand. Which is chump change to someone with tens of millions. ",
"Currently watching American Gangster wondering if this would fit under a dog house...",
"Let me guess... Garage sale? ",
"One no, but if there’s multiple complaints they open an investigation. That’s how most dirty cops are caught. ",
"Bazinga!",
"Because I took bribes, because I took bribes, because I took briiibes",
"looks good",
"Exactly. 6K and you can move on like it never happened",
"It's not like you can retire off 5 grand",
"I'm pretty sure that story is wrong on the dollar amount. It ended up being around 22 million.",
"But all I have is Canadian money. ",
"And My AXE!",
"Hope you removed the geo headers!",
"I work in the cash office in a grocery store and handle completely new bundles. They smell like money, hard to describe. Not exactly bad but very strong.",
"Can I take like a five then? Ain't no body gonna count down to a five. lol",
"Yeah that's why you never got any",
"Like most people, I'd actually have to be in the situation to see what my price is. There's a lot of factors involved. But if its a similar situation as OPs picture and the money was under a girl scouts bed and I was alone in the room for 5 minutes...hmm. I probably wouldn't do it if it was just a couple of hundred thousand or less. If it was like over $500k, I'd probably spend 4 and a half minutes debating with myself whether or not to do it and the last 30 seconds telling myself I waited too long too steal it because someone's coming.\n\nI think $2 million would probably be enough to throw my morals out the window.\n\nBut $10 million definitely and without hesitation.\n\n",
"Bake em away toys",
"So sandwiches, and not sandwiches?",
"Until you're done with them and try to sell them back. Then their worth some chewing gum, a paperclip and a some string.",
"Well hello there Mr \"I don't trust financial corporations\"",
"I'd never steal $5 from a girl scout, now if there was a box of Thin Mints on the edge of the table, that's a different story.",
"Yes you are.... had you take the bribe that is",
"Reminds me of the time a customer had me hold a huge plastic box of gold and platinum coins and bars. I was changing the combo on the safe. Anyway. He looks at me and says that's 6 million dollars. I'm holding this box which was seriously heavy. Crazy what people have. ",
"Scrolling through the comments and this is the third time someone's made the joke.\n\n",
"Unless he knows exactly how much is there and someone else counts in and then they wonder where the missing money is. I’m just saying it could end badly. But you’d probably get away with it. ",
"I know. ",
"Yeah, but I'm that anal retention, ocd, track every penny on a spreadsheet for the last 15 years, only debt is my house and I'm paying double time on it, budget money specifically for charity each paycheck, kind of weirdo. I expect to inherit a little cash when my grandma dies. Maybe 5k. That'll be turned over towards my mortgage the next week, because I think she would like the idea that $ from the sale of her house after her death went to my house. ",
"Just bought a pack of thin mints in SF for $5. By far my favorite cookies and they stay special because of the price.",
"The money didn't even belong to the guy who was hiding it. ",
"I do. It autocorrected to their and I didn’t feel like retyping or tapping the screen to fix it. Was the “nose” a joke or autocorrect.",
"But like, I'm just wondering what about organized corruption? Like the top guys like 'hey mates, lets all split the cash'",
"I’ll take two, please. To go.",
"Well it was about that time that I noticed Officer Buckwald was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.",
"Still racks up more interest than keeping it in a savings account.",
"Can we please make “thy’re” a thing? ",
"So THAT'S what was in the safe!",
"This was a ponzi scheme.",
"It's made smelly on purpose to keep people from eating it.",
"1 bundle, please ",
"m'their",
"Say if hypothetically this happened to me.. and I did just haul it away. What happens then or could potentially happen?",
"\"Also, do you know how to get bed bugs out of a huge pile of cash without ruining the cash?\"",
"Heh, Porter looks like your share just got a little smaller.",
"And you have a mattress on the floor? Trash. ",
"Upvoted you anyway because it's fucking funny, but I'm going to go against everything I believe in and be a Freddie Frowner buzzkill for a minute: imgur strips all that shit out. Just...for anyone that got excited like I did.",
"Technically it’s the most cost effective solution",
"The books were too expensive.",
"Good point. Guys who can keep their mouth shut and play it smart with their ill gotten gains generally don’t run into guys like me. \n\n",
"Is it sad that I played the whole thing out in my mind like a private sketch comedy?",
"MR.CRABS IS THAT YOU??",
"Her money. She's not looking and you can get away clean. How much would she need to have to make you grab it?",
"You’re a fucking idiot ",
"Thing is the meth dealer is motivated to say \"ain't my cash, ain't my meth\" etc. he's not motivated in any way to say \"oh yeah, that meth cash you guys found? That wasn't even all of it. I had even more than that!\"\n\nThat kind of statement against interest is something that might warrant a follow up. On its own, it's not enough to get anyone in trouble. Most evidence isn't though, it's just the spark that ignites the investigation that finds the rest of the evidence and burns you.",
"Once you take 2k though...",
"There are only two types of people in this world: People who are Samoan, and people who wish they were B)",
"You get this occasionally with drug dealers \"I had 5 grams not 2! The cops must have stole 3 grams - but I want to plead not guilty\" ",
"I have $20m in cryptocoin under my mattress ",
"I even logged in for you.. you are an idiot my friend.",
"That’s like a whole hour of pay for a patrolman! ",
"Just checked my mattress. Mine was only full of foam. Checked box-spring just in case, empty. :(",
"If TV has taught me anything it's that rats and mice will eat this money unless they wrap it in plastic.\nFucking rookies.",
"We need a backstory OP",
"This doesn’t seem like the it’s the best place to store $20 million",
"I didn't know you still shared the same bed as your mom?! Sorry bro, I probably kicked you on accident last night - thought it was a pet or something. My bad.",
"I wonder if you start googling nations w/o extradition to US, if the FBI just flags that & starts investigating you",
"Don't you mean, \"This is what 19.5 million dollars under a mattress looks like.\"\n\n😎",
"some of that stack looks like $20s...couldn't they have converted them to Benjamins to save space?",
"I could live off the interest of that for the rest of my life.",
"Check out the Baltimore P.D., turns out its too much to handle for most cops.",
"Yooooooo we fuckin made it",
"How you put 20 mil in cash under a ved and not notice any comfort difference",
"Why is the average redditor so fucking unfunny?",
"Hmmmmmm well then let’s see the $1 you recovered",
"Yeah.. i mean, with that 20 million there, sure, it would probably be obvious if you walked off with a million of it. \n\nBut a few thousand? Unless someone or a camera actually saw it get taken, chances are it would be written off as an error. If you're a dishonest person, as long as you keep your mouth shut you'd probably get away with it ",
"3 dollars",
"I was expecting a tackle box of Warhammer figures. ",
"JIAN YANG MOTHERFUCK",
"You should watch training day",
"Ah they found pablo Escobar's bed",
"Ledgers or not, how would anyone notice of one bundle of cash disappeared down a cops trousers? In a $20 million seizure would 20 grand make a difference?",
"Ya most services do at this point but I thought I’d post it anyway hehe.",
"and then the Loch Ness monster appeared out of nowhere",
"I disagree that girl scouts are pieces of shit.",
"Imagine if bugs got in that.",
"comfy ",
"10k isn't THAT much money.",
"It's actually ended up closer to 22 million.",
"Two words: House Fire",
"*Stars upon thars",
"Why were there trees under the mattress?",
"This is what Floyd mayweather does with his money ",
"Looks like that dickfromaccounting was skimming off the top.",
"There Are; now sit dawn you pile of dunces! Since you'll can't fit in the corner I'll have to gladly hang ye by ya thumbs! ",
"Okay Heisenberg.",
"Harambe ",
"That's it?",
"What is a “regular” size mattress? ",
"You're telling me that the /book keeping/ for a /criminal organization/ is probably going to be your doom? That's funny to think about, but I guess even drug dealers need to organize.",
"I hope not, because I did the same thing. ",
"Who TF moved my mattress and took a pic!?!?",
"State troopers can make $150,000 a year with 8 years in ",
"How much is that in today's dollars? ^^^/s",
"Imagine the smell there, sheesh.",
"You did it again. Glutton for punishment?",
"Not if you're returning them as used",
"I find it hard to believe that's 20 million. I would expect 20 million to be... bigger somehow.",
"Trouble is you can't paint the cop as crooked without admitting you had 4kg of coke. The only way it's useful to you is if there's some assault police charges or something that you want them to not be believed on.",
"Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1022/",
"Username checks out.",
"I love the smell of money. Though maybe it smells different in bulk amounts.",
"They're $4 a box by me. What the hell kind of racket do your girl scouts have going on? ",
"When there's $15,999 involved shit gets real.",
"Sum piger",
"This sounds like the better option ",
"Looks exactly like my bed without the $20 million.",
"Fine\n\n> Their worth more than they're weight in gold\n\n",
"So much this. Ive done ethics training where the scenario is its just you and the cash, no ones likely to find out. Do you take the $50 bill? $5,000? $50,000? $5,000,000? At the $50 point everyone's \"no, hell no!,\" but as the amount increases, the nervous jokes decrease and people start thinking. Then the responses turn into this \"well, really though, how would you physically be able to get $5,000,000 out with no one noticing?\" guess what? That person started thinking about it and hes not the only one...",
"There was actually $60k ",
"I found [this bed from Ikea](http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40249881/) that's perfect for stashing piles of illicit cash.\n\nIkea is so thoughtful that they even make furniture for their criminally-minded customers.",
"User name checks out",
"Or Kansas, or Mississippi, or Florida, or Louisiana",
"*whoooosh*",
"> I found a quarter\n\nlook at Mr/Ms 1% over here showing off ...",
"Zing! ",
"*Existential crisis intensifies*",
"/r/unexpectedoffice ",
"If only the Office Space guys knew you.",
"Why'd you take a picture of my bed?",
"I just ate a hotdog. What does that make me?? ",
"Ehh, I get the feeling that once you get past the first kilo you’re fucked either way. ",
"I don't get the hiding spot at all. When I indulged in the dirty money life style for some years I hid all my money in boxes of food and built places for it. Under the bed is where everyone looks when they rob someone. ",
"Looks fukin mingin, still take it tho ",
"It’s not a bribe - there’s nobody paying me to do anything. I would be stealing. Technically. Kinda. ",
"\"Hey Sergeant, we found $20 million underneath this guy's bed.\"\n\n\"$15 million?! It's gonna take us day to enter $10 million into evidence!\"",
"Serious answer for ya, in case you haven't gotten it yet:\n\nNo, I cannot imagine being checked while leaving the scene of any situation to ensure I wasn't stealing. If you had the opportunity, you could do it and get away with it unless someone saw you or the suspect reported money missing and they did an investigation.\n\nIntegrity is huge in policing. If I lie and that ends up being documented, every defense lawyer will bring that up in every court case to try to discredit my case. And it'd probably work, because at that point I'm already proven to be a liar. Also, a credit check is a standard part of the hiring process and significant/unusual debt is a red flag and can keep you from getting hired. They don't want people who might have extra motivation to steal, and people drowning in debt might be more desperate and willing to risk their career over it.\n\nLosing my career, benefits, credibility, freedom, and self-respect are **plenty** reason enough to not even put myself in a situation where I could be accused of it, much less actually do it. ",
"He was trying to launder it out to brazil when he got busted.",
"That’s why you do it like Denzel Washington in Training Day. Gotta get a tight knit crew and murk the perp before your fingers get sticky. ",
"Yeah, your going to have a hard time investing that 5 million into anything without getting the attention of the IRS. Many crooks are caught and brought down by the IRS. Money is the trail that they follow, good luck hiding 5 million in a way that you can live off of the interest. This guy wasn't shoving all that cash under his bed because he had never heard of bank accounts",
"It would be so hard to do it anyway. If you find a pile of money from crime, its not likely that you will also find a detailed list of IDENTIFIABLE names of sources. \"Thanks for your money and here is your fraud receipt!\"\n",
"You mean 10 million...... That's what is written down...",
"At least you’re upfront about it! 👍",
"A dam car wash would be very quick, but I think the interior might suffer.",
"There's always money in the banana stand.",
"Only if you have a need for the 14k ",
"Okay I know it’s a meme, but I’ve never spent more than $100 on a textbook. Rent those shits all day",
"[Yup.](https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-money-bed.gif)",
"Dude, you’re embarrassing us. ",
"Context?",
"The sign above the door read \"Pablo Escobar slept here\"",
"Reminds me of that one episode of Burn Notice, where they found a huge stash of money on a boat",
"I should really fix that draft..",
"You're full of shit. $20 million in hundred dollar bills [would take up 89.4 cubic feet](http://bloodysteel.proboards.com/thread/685). That's not 89.4 cubic feet.",
"Bandz a make her dance",
"That's exactly how it works in the UK.",
"Context? I feel like I've seen this pic before. (Let's be honest its reddit, I've probably already seen this pic 12 times on the same 3 subreddits)",
"This feels like I'm reading about Bitcoin",
"that much money could never smell bad",
"56k in whay 5 dollar bills? I mean I've had 100k cash in 100s before and i put it in a small backpack and still had room for two pairs of pants shoes and a shirt",
"A third of reddit thinks this joke is the best.",
"Reddit doesn't have enough A.D. references. ",
"That's a lot of Monopoly money.",
"I would have.. but then again I have no morals",
"Well yeah, given the circumstances in America it makes sense but my point is that no one should have guns, including police officers.",
"Thought these were Yu-Gi-Oh cards and got really excited, boy was I disappointed when I realized it was just money ",
"That is the state.",
"[$150 apparantly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI)",
"I feel like I was watching a movie while reading that article. ",
"Wait... Did that article say there's still millions hidden somewhere in Boston?",
"Now how did one acquire such a disappointing sum of power?",
"I'm going with hookers and black jack",
"I'm having a hard time visualizing this. Can you put this under my bed? I'll report back on my findings.",
"Just imagine the smell, blech... My fellow finance people will understand.",
"\"The weather will continue to change on and off for a long, long time.\"\nThe ultimate forecast.",
"My coworker (software development) precedes most of his ideas with:\n\n\"Weellll it may or may not work buuut\"",
"The smart quarter of Reddit recognizes this joke for its genius.",
"it's 3.50 a box",
"Are we talking she dropped the money or I have to rough her up to take it?",
"Mr.krabs?",
"Well the post is USD and the suggestion above was about a state and city in the US.",
"Brilliant!\n\nI would give you gold, but I went to college and I have crushing debt. ",
"They don’t buy some back and those they do for close to nothing. If I returned them all I could get a Big Mac and some fries.",
"IRS here..... did we get a cut? ",
"name checks out. dickfromaccounting",
"I’m sure he has money insurance",
"/-_-\\\\",
"What is the best country to go to if you have a lot of illegal money?",
"Still higher than a US elected official. ",
"That doesn’t look anything like my collection of Magic the Gathering cards",
"Damn it. Kill me now.",
"Jesus Christ mr crabs",
"These police reforms make it so I owe money for the raids we do.",
"Der ",
"Huh, looks like I'm not ambitious as I thought, I would have stopped doing illegal shit at 200 thousand.",
"Damn, I bet that stinks. ",
"This looks like a bed Scrooge McDuck would sleep on ",
"hot dogs is people\n\nI see dead hot dogs",
"You know Dick, this is the second time I’ve seen you today. You’re getting pretty popular Dick, and we can’t have that around here. There are rules Dick. You better watch your back around here....",
"So you're saying 'make mattresses to stuff the money into'? That just seems irresponsible. Cops steal money from mattresses.",
"Knowledge.",
"Two kinds of people in this world.",
"Right, because carrying a baton and a taser really is going to help stop someone when they need it... Its pretty obvious from other countries in which officers do not carry guns they can be pretty useless... A couple notable events in London where officers and bystanders could have lived if officers were able to immediately take down the threat. \n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Westminster_attack \nhttp://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40146916 ",
"Once knew a girl who babysat in the 90's for some players of a hockey team. Some time after, a Polish kid, only 18 or 19, joined the team, they had found out he did not use a bank or invest his salary, just cashed a check and hid it under his matress.",
"This joke was retired the other day.",
"I hope Huell is ok. ",
"Brb going to check my mattress ",
"This is why I couldn't be a police officer. I would have pocketed at least some, even though I know it's not right.\n\nWhere does that money end up? I sure as hell know I could use it right now (student loans, living in an expensive city, car is about to break down). However, maybe if the money eventually went to a good cause I would have a second thought about taking it.\n\nBut if it just sits in evidence forever? Fuck that, I'll use it.",
"Worst.hiding.spot.ever",
"really? that's sad...",
"He was getting too old for that shit...",
"You forgot about Zombies.",
"I can't imagine I would steal any amount of money. I have enough that stealing isn't appealing. ",
"Upvoting because currently watching Arrested Development. ",
"Maybe there is something to that mattress firm money laundering thing",
"Buys every used mattress out there...",
"this guy a mexican drug lord or something lol",
"Scofield!!!!",
"[Here]\n (https://www.walmart.com/ip/Keebler-Grasshopper-Mint-Fudge-Cookies-10-oz/11045813)",
"Whats the address?",
"My back is just fine.",
"You mean crypto?",
"Why on earth would your company hire someone who was awaiting trial on cocaine dealing charges? The entire point of hiring temps is that if one of them turns out to be a coke dealer, you just call the staffing agency and have them replaced. \n\nNo company would hire someone as a temp who had cocaine dealing charges pending. Sorry, this smacks of \"shit I made up to post on Reddit\".",
"What do you do for a living anyway? ",
"it applies.. sort of.",
"College Text books get you into the Rich kids club in college. Where are the poor kids? The library, Borrowing the book. Where are the rich kids? Starbucks with the book mommy bought them. So if you buy the book, hang at coffee, make rich friends, You could get included into the rich kids club. \n\nWorth it. ",
"Not particularly hard, if you are willing to dig into a few more crimes. You just need a few cash-heavy businesses that you can buy into and pull profit from. There's a reason Vegas was founded almost entirely by mob men. Contractors, casinos, strip clubs, restaurants, and hotels all make excellent fronts to launder money, and the IRS doesn't care that a shitty one-star review restaurant makes 1.5 times what it should.\n\nYou might lose 20% in the process, but hey, that's the cost of doing business.",
"Thailand?",
"Yeah open up a strip club or something to clean it",
"Someone lost their 401k for 16 to 47k!\nhe obviously wasn't paying attention in meth class",
"I kid, obviously. But the starting rate for patrolman in my agency is about 40k. Great benefits and overtime for sure, but a small chunk of change for some of the shit we deal with/have to witness. ",
"That actually looks like it'd be pretty comfortable",
"> Good to know.\n\nYeah, better get a king size.",
"There's always money in the banana stand. ",
"What do they end up doing with the money anyway?",
"Thank you. I see so many people commenting here here I just wanna get a [foot long gummy worm](https://itsugar.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/i/giant_gummy_worm2.jpg) and slap their face moderately with it when I see it.\n\nEdit: Holy shit, someone's [actually done it](https://youtu.be/r4HsLaEE0iw)",
"Dick, from accounting, is that you????",
"I feel like our usernames combined could rule Reddit",
"*sploosh*",
"What makes you think it wasn't completely full when it was found..",
"The average household makes like $56k",
"Great, you came back! So $2 million is your price. Now I'd like to know, do you feel superior to those guys that would do it for $5? Those \"real pieces of shit\" as you called them.",
"hey guys i found a quarter",
"Terrible investment. Zero diversification. ",
"\"ALL MY MONEY WAS IN THAT MATTRESS!\"\n\n\"Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!\"\n\n\"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!\" ",
"Let's do it.",
"They are unless the school is buying them back... Then all of a sudden they aren't worth their weight in shit.",
"Officers like you are why America is not like Mexico. Thanks, man.",
"I will lol if he gets a termite infestation cause if it used to be a tree or something with cellulose they will eat that shit up",
"If I knew I wouldn't get caught? About $50k.\n\nIf I thought I might get caught? $4.5mil",
"Have you ever been paid for something in cash? It’s a hassle - hard to spend large amounts, worried about carrying it, who’ll take it. I’m uncomfortable with $500 cash, never mind $20 Million. Mo’ money mo’ problems",
"6 figure is decent in America on the coast lines. 6 figures in the middle of America is living like a king. All depends on where you live honestly.\n\nAlso - a computer engineer isn't constantly in danger of being killed while on the job. Hazard pay is definitely a thing.",
"Imagine losing it all in a house fire ",
"> how would you get caught?\n\nLike [this](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/2/2/16961146/baltimore-gun-trace-task-force-trial)",
"Now that the old switcheroo has come full circle died, reddit has to latch onto something else.",
"> You just need a few cash-heavy businesses that you can buy into and pull profit from.\n\nMight I suggest Laser Tag?",
"A double I guess. Wait is a double also a single? Cause a twin is the smallest but the next one up is a single AND a double? Fuck I'm too high for this.",
"It's weird to consider this question. Since everything is relative, it might take a couple million for a rich guy to steal from a girl scout, but does that make him less despicable than a poor guy who would do it for 20 bucks? Is a higher price required to sway someone to the wrong path indicative of someone's morals or their situation? \n\nThat being said, for me it would probably be like 2 grand. ",
"I like the way you think.",
"There's money in the Banana Stand. ",
"A long long time ago I worked in a Bank Of America money vault. That's a whole lot of 1's and 5's. You'd be surprised how small of a space 10 or 15 million fits in large bills.",
"Relevant username?",
"So how much was really in that bag before you logged it into evidence? ",
"There's those 3 guys who keep saying it's a good joke",
"My guidance counselor in high school use to ask me what I would do if I had a million dollars. I never really had a good answer for that. ",
"A career just isn't worth tree fiddy ",
"In theory, probably not. But once you’ve seen the world of crime up close, you realize that there’s about a thousand ways to get caught. Also, most good police like to think that we’re *mostly* an honest, ethical bunch, but obviously it’s happened, has happened and will happen. ",
"how much clearer can I say \"there is always MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!!\"",
"If I had a penny for every tear cried into my pillow",
"I am not saying local or county police (although some do make that amount) and I am not sure about all the state police in America. But one particular state I know as a fact the salary of their troopers. They do need a 4 year college degree to be considered ",
"You're a real piece of shit you know that? ",
"I need the address...for science. \n\nEdit: Never mind. Just found out the feds beat me to it. :(",
"Why aren’t these dudes just converting it to bitcoin / some other Crypto on localbitcoin.com or localethereum.com?\n\nIt would take some time, but they could probably do $200k a month or so. Then just put that shit on a usb and fly anywhere.\n\nWhy are criminals so dumb? Yes the value fluctuates but whatever, it’s more convertible than a pile of cash!",
"You spelled debt wrong buddy",
"Truck drivers are in more danger of being killed. ",
"Ohhh funny we have the same bank ",
"Why the down votes. ??? ",
"There are two types of people in this world. People who divide the world into two groups and people who don't.",
"I have a waterbed filled with printer ink.",
"Beyond this not everything is a simple dollar equation, if that is what anyone believes life is, no matter the zeros involved, they are a horrible person. There a things like integrity, honesty oh and possibly societal responsibilities. We keep devolving things until what makes western societies worth living in, isn't there anymore. ",
"Right near da beech, boyeee",
"You’re the hero we needed. ",
"1st goal: steal enough you can afford a good enough team of lawyers to keep you out of jail.\n\n2nd goal: never stop making money, you are now invincible.\n\n\nI don't know if it works, but I understand the logic.",
"I absolutely love your username... Think I'll marry it.",
"Right in the middle, eh? That's a strange conclusion to what I think is the right question.",
"Underrated comment.",
"My neighbor stole $300 from the girls scouts, and $100 from my mom.",
"But what would it look like under MY mattress? ",
"I doubt there is much difference in jail time between the amounts",
"I sleep on mattresses on the floor. I'm secretly a billionaire",
"funds don't pay interest... ",
"That sure don’t look like 20 million",
"That's why you retire to the mountains of Peru. ",
"What money?",
"She's not looking, and you know you'll get away clean.",
"I'd just take the cookies.",
"Take the money next time.",
"is that laundered money?",
"Or Bitcoin",
"Thankfully it was all the judge needed; he slunk off back to the Loch",
"But people have been jailed for less so I feel like he should've reported all 5k of it.",
"I steal my girl scouting daughters’ sweets all the time.\n\nI feel a little bad because we only let them have a sweet a day so it sticks around to tempt me.",
"Now you've invested in money laundering and are losing a bunch in taxes and fees- that 5 million is dropping fast, going to be harder to live on the interest - and you went through this huge process anyways, maybe hold out for another 5-10 million....",
"Six bucks for a box of cookies? That's the real crime. Lord knows they lace those with highly addictive substances to keep you coming back.",
"This depends on the department. I make $8.75 an hour at my current job. There are really good paying departments out there with great benefits but you better believe 450+ people from all over the state/country show up for that initial civil service test. It's a really competitive field to get a good job that you make over 35k a year in law enforcement. ",
"Shit that's nothing. I was just thinking I could probably kill a perfect stranger for that. Then I thought, if someone offered me that for my dog, I probably wouldn't give him up. Those kind of hypothetical dilemmas always make me feel kind of weird to ponder. ",
"I live in Florida. The local pd officers don't get paid much but the university cops get paid surprisingly well",
"Thanks for subscribing to brooooad facts.\n\nDid you know that half of the people on Earth have an IQ at or below the median IQ?",
"You could do pretty good for [20 mil](https://www.privateislandsonline.com/)",
"1.5 bitcoin?",
"Definitely not my box spring.",
"Yea right like the government would ever tax us less because they found 20 million in a drug raid. They will just find a way to waste it in a stupid way ",
"cents",
"As a Missourian, there's no criminal enterprise big enough to make moving to Kansas worth it. :p",
" obviously not Baltimore pd ",
"What does it mean? Just like...people never mind having a lot of money?",
"Ya got good timing son! ",
"You all stealing r/argentina jokes",
"\"Sir I'm gonna need you to stay right there and don't shoot me. I'm gonna go get my gun and then we can throw down. Okay?\" \n \nBob: Jimmy, six kids just got shot, I see the perp. I'm gonna need you to run out to the car and get the guns. \nJimmy: Okay, I got the guns. Shit hes gone and there are like 20 more dead kids. ",
"aaannnd its gone!",
"Is that a yugioh card? ",
"Yeah, go watch The Seven Five on Netflix if you haven't already. It's a documentary about Michael Dowd, a very corrupt cop in NY in the 80s. He was one of *many* corrupt cops in that precinct, most of which probably never got caught.",
"Did you let Huel lie down on it?",
"Truck drivers don't work for the government.",
"i could sleep on that ",
"Threefiddy!",
"Link me the article :O",
"Surely no one is at all interested in the back story here...",
"When I was a cop we had a saying: \"we don't catch the smart ones\" ",
"Bad place to wet the bed",
"I feel obligated to mention that one of the guys involved, James Merrill, was an honest and good man for as long as I knew him. When it turned out he was involved in all this everyone in the town was shocked. Still in disbelief that he is in prison.",
"What about those that are vegetables?",
"This is what \"I NEED A NEW MATRESS LET'S SWAP\" looks like ",
"> Flavortown\n\nsounds delicious!",
"Not now son, daddy's talking to a police officer ",
"The Kansas city outfit ran Vegas for a decade FYI",
"Ya, but what's the most you've ever lost in a coin toss?",
"Id steal a box of cookies, how much they run?",
"Is that not the plot of The Great Gatsby",
"I feel like a lawyer could maneuver those waters fairly easily.",
"Puts Walter White's stash into perspective. ",
"> benefits to kill for.\n\nIt's times like these I wish I knew how to make those squinty eyes I'm always seeing on Reddit.",
"You know what 20 million pounds looks like on a bed?\n\nUnfortunately, I don't have a picture of your Mom in the sack to show you!",
"Oh cool! A shiny new nickel!",
"Woah bud, are you talking about stealing evidence? That's fucking illegal! ",
"And then he retired early on all his bribe money.",
"Kansas City, which is in Missouri. Totally acceptable to live in Missouri for criminal purposes. :) Also, Prohibition pretty much didn't exist in KC. My kind of place.",
"> Oh boy this joke again\n\nWelcome to the comment section of a default sub",
"Looks like I need to find a new place to hide my money. ",
"Yea but where’s the mattress ",
"Embezzled.",
"Can I haz some?",
"What about regular dogs?",
"Maybe he's poorer than you so money means more to him. ",
"20m under their bed but they can’t get a futuristic holographic alarm clock... shame ",
"I gotta do it man.",
"Basically, their fake company TelexFree was pretending to be basically the Verizon of Brazil. They tricked mostly Brazilian immigrant families into investing in the company which didn't really exist... I think they even stole their logo from Google images. But yeah they basically told these immigrants to get other immigrants to invest in the company and someday they would be able to send tons of money back to their families in Brazil. Total estimated damages exceeded 1 Billion USD I believe.",
"This. Look at 50 cent. He's been bankrupt more time than Kim k panties have dropped. Yet he's got more money than I or you.",
"I don't think police officers are that desperate that they would sacrifice their career for a mere 8k.",
"Overrated reference ",
"I can't tell from the photo, but the only demolition I see are 20's. It looks to be about 6x8x3 bricks of currency. Even if this were bricks of 100's it would only be 14.4 million dollars. I would love to know the actual breakdown to achieve 20 million dollars in such a small space.",
"You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America. Al-Qaeda, global warming, sex predators... mercury poisoning",
"Now if only we had an app to help sort through this",
"I think you are stealing $5, and you are being bribed to do it with X amount.",
"not really obvious sorry. like from what i hear, in the states waiters make 2$ (~4$ cad)which is shock to me. here in canada, our pay is shit, but it's always 9$ cad so i honestly don't know anymore. ",
"Heisenbed",
"Yes! Watched this episode again last night!",
"Can I order this bed from IKEA? ",
"I live in England and I'm very confident in speaking for the majority when I say were very happy to live in a country virtually void of guns and were very happy police officers are not shooting innocent people. For every case where there's a slight chance guns would help us, there's considerations for other methods working and, obviously, a whole host of cases where people die because they were shot unjustly.\n\nAlso not entirely sure why you think officers having guns would stop a terrorist from driving a van through a crowd of people in London. James Bond himself with a sniper rifle couldn't stop that from happening without forewarning. ",
"Send Trump on a weekend golf outing.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecunia_non_olet\n\nMoney is money, no matter the source.",
"Funny, I lifted my bed after seeing this, but there were only a few things underneath: the left and right shoes from 2 different pairs, some dust, and some magazines with pages stuck together. *sighs*",
"Magic cards are worth greater than their weight in gold. ",
"because bitcoin is shit lately",
"I wouldn't, because it's stealing; just commenting because no one else has said they wouldn't.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7uoc63/mattress_firm_ceo_stepping_down_as_ceo_are_the/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=conspiracy",
"NO TOUCHING!",
"Why do you think it is almost half empty?",
"The article makes it sound like they actually got caught while trying to disappear. \n\nThe act of disappearing with that much money might be even harder than the act of stealing it. ",
"But he has so much to live for",
"Looks like someone was afraid of banks",
"And a lighter only costs $0.50...",
"If you stole a large sum of money that was directly related to a criminal organization, the person or people you are detaining would most definitely notify those in charge and they would handle it accordingly. I imagine that it would be fairly easy to fake an accidental death as long as it wasn't a complicated one that could be taken apart by forensic analysts and if you are in a criminal organization, I assume you could disappear people fairly easily since that comes with the territory.",
"Yes, and I'll tell you why. \n\n1. I'm now richer than them, so that makes me superior\n2. Those guys stole money the girl scout earned. I stole money the girl scout didn't earn. No way a girl scout made that on her own.\n3. Just to make myself officially superior to them, I will find the girl scout they stole $5 from and reimburse her. :)\n\nBut in all seriousness I think I get what you're saying. That it doesn't matter if you steal $5 or $2 million. A thief is a thief. ",
"what would he even do with $12.54",
">Maldives\n\nNo thanks, I'd like to go somewhere that will exist in 50 years.",
"To accumulate $20m they certainly weren't dumb in certain aspects, but hiding it in a mattress is beyond stupid. Aside from no 24 hour security, most homes don't have fire suppression capability. This money could've easily been stolen or destroyed. \n\nIf you couldn't ramp up a laundering capability quick enough you could always lease a storefront in a strip mall. That'll have security, cameras, civilian traffic during the day, a regular police rounding at night, and fire suppression capability. \n\nStack the money against the walls, throw some new fake drywall over it, leave a couple buckets lying around, and presto. You've got a safe storage place for at least a year. Nobodys robbing an empty storefront. The landlord won't give a shit if it's \"in progress\" as long as the rent is paid.",
"It was actually 100k!",
"Not if it’s laundered money",
"Somebody sold their bitcoin last month!",
"Our Rookies in Mississippi start at $22-24k, managers at McDonald’s make $25k. I never wonder why money comes up missing from 18yr drug dealers. ",
"Whose great grandfather was this?",
"Depends on a lot of things actually. That much cash let's assume it's 100 dollar bills. Each bill has a thickness of 0.0043'' so 860'' for 20 million. That assumes new bills that will lay flat. Now 860'' is equal to 71.66'. Now let's look at a queen size bed since it's the common and I believe what is in the photo, 60''x80''x12'' = 36,000'' Sq volume. So 860'' thick x 2.16'' x 6.14'' for the volume of the stack = 11,405\" squared. Easily holding the orginal 20 million, now let's solve for the maximum. 36,000/2.14x6.14x0.0043 = 631,265 bills or 63,126,500 dollars. ",
"Theyre stealing $5 from you anyway, those cookies aint worth a quarter of what they charge. ",
"Username checks out",
"71",
"If you could only see how disappointed my face is right now",
"*Hack into smart fridge*",
"*sees OP’s username*\nYup. Checks out. ",
"Some do, but so what? ",
"Well you have to wash that money or u r stuck paying only in cash and only for small ticket items. I don't wash money but I am sure there is a fee and risky issue of finding someone to do it that's not gona screw u and able to do so w/out the irs catching on",
"Well no need for sugary violence, just give them the right info and then we all gain a little more knowledge!",
"Oh yeah, and what does Carver say?",
"> Edit: C'mon people. How much would it really take to get you to steal from a real girl scout?\n\nHonestly? probably whatever amount it would take for me to steal from anybody.\n\nIt's not like Girl-scouts get to keep the money they make from the cookies. They are just cogs in a delicious massive cookie making machine.\n\nPlus they always look down on me when I leave the store with a cart full of booze.",
"Sheesh",
"I'm an IT nerd.\n\nYou'd be surprised how payroll ACH files work. It is a flat .txt file with a routing number, an account number, and an amount. \n\nOur payroll system would generate these flat text files and drop them onto an edge transport server. That server would connect via SFTP and transfer the file, but the file itself was unecnrypted and could very easily be manipulated.\n\nOne of my coworkers was born in Kiev when it was still a Soviet state. He would occasionally joke about scheduling the entire payroll amount (72,000 employees) to go into his account while he was visiting home...\n\nand then never coming back.\n\nThe dude was super honest stand up guy, but our manager did not appreciate his sense of humor. ",
"Those are as good as money. Those are IOUs. ",
"You are definitely a simple man to save that $10k",
"I heard a police officer makes more than 4k a month.",
"In America, cop salaries vary widely from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. Some small departments can get paid little more than minimum wage, while other departments can pay in excess of six figures. However, the higher paid departments are often in areas where the cost of living is extremely high like California. The most I made as a cop was 60k in one year and that was working a lot of overtime. This is Reddit so there's a lot of cop hate, so they tend to make it out like cops are rolling in dough for doing almost nothing. The truth is that even though a lot of police officers are very well-compensated, many departments are having trouble recruiting people for the job. I left police work to go to law school and I've already got an offer from a firm that will start me at more than twice what I made as a cop.",
"Ha ha it’s funny cuz I recognize it!!’ ",
"Bad choice, man. If you’re gonna pull a stunt like that, it’s very important to choose a country with certain laws in place that prevent your capture and return to the US. Do some research. ",
"Something about lathering the bullet with BBQ sauce , pulling the cock back, for one last trip to flavor town.",
"Even if you put all the money I had into one dollar bills and stacked it up, it wouldn't look like that.",
"Tree fiddy?",
"$20 million in your box spring and it looks like this person lives in my college apartment ",
"While there probably isn't, your word vs the word of an officer is no debate at all. And if the statute of limitations for many things is long enough so that they can see if you're giving them trouble. If a defendant starts saying things like 'the cops took half my stash', it's reasonable to assume that the police will start throwing the book at you (ie charge you with every possible crime they can, even the most minor ones, so that they will drain your purse and/or gain extra jail time for you). ",
"I hear stacks of money do well at fixing drafts. Just give them to me and I'll do the work.",
"Jeeze, sounds like the systems rigged. How's a policeman supposed to make an honest living these days!?",
"Yeah I like this option more thanks",
"Sounds like he's got his shit figured out.\n\nNext week on ***Breaking Good*** ^TM",
"Yeah, because beat cops run into active shooter situations with their pistols ",
"You just need to find a woman who is pathetic.",
"It’s 20 million not 200.",
"Joke's on you, I'm hoarding $1M bills.",
"HAVENT YOU HEARD OF A BANK?",
"\"When I I said that some people stow some of their money hidden away under the mattress, I didn't mean to take it THIS literally! What's wrong with you!? Haven't you seen Breaking Bad? Point me to your secret compartment in the floor, right now...\" ",
"NO TOUCHING!",
"Well, I hope that mattress is fire resistant. It would be a shame to lose $20mil to a toaster malfunction.",
"Lowkey flexing on us",
"Why and how ? ",
"Now that I look at this bed I prefer my bed firm ...",
"Its not the fact that they ran the cars into the crowd. It was the fact that not only did they run unto a crowd with van. They got out stabbed a bunch of people and killed officers. The officers obviously did not have the means to put down the threat immediately, costing them and innocent bystanders their lives. ",
"what if they heard over the wire that there were 4kgs of coke and you only checked 2 into evidence? ",
"Get me for what? The apartment was clearly empty. ",
"There, there",
"Reminds me of the Mattress Firm conspiracy I read here a week ago.",
"In fact, forget the island!",
"I would love to hear the back story to this...",
"I don’t think hookers and blackjack are good building materials for anything, especially islands.",
"Talking from experience ? \n\nIsn't this like the stock market rush you get when you're making money on a great day .. you invest 1k .. which grows to 3k in a day .. you're like .. wow that was easy. I have been such an idiot all this while .. making money is so easy .. The next day you invest all of it and the market crashes (this is the equivalent of cops showing up home :p) You're like this is nothing better than Last Vegas ! Fck this sht .. I'm done ! Lol",
"I can't get over the fact that it looks like a shitty IKEA bed stuffed with 20 mill.",
"Of course DickFromAccounting would have a picture of this! ",
"I have an investment opportunity for you...",
"Cant be a millionaire if you’re spending it all! ",
"Laos or Vietnam ",
"What happens to the money? Is it put back into a general account to help with gas for police cars, hire more police officers, bonuses, office supplies?",
"You're right. Morals and integrity are just not very objective, measurable or comparable principles. Many things get boiled down to money simply because it's objective. \n\nI agree though, no matter the money you're unethical if you steal anything, let alone steal criminal evidence. ",
"Okay, these 401k millionaires showing off their monies are getting out of hand.",
"It'll just be a love slap. Makes the right info that much more memorable! :)",
"Daddy said he doesn't trust the banks ",
"I would not let that $1.75 out of my sight",
"Training day ",
"That's what I did. I'm probably on a list ",
"Is that a Pokemon card I see?",
"Still... it's not yours... you are stealing it... that alone should be enough?",
"Happy Cake Day! ",
"Thanks Dick",
"Tola\t$504.60\nAvoirdupois Ounce\t$1,211.33\nTroy Ounce\t$1,345.59",
"Yeah booooiiiiiiiiiiiii",
"I once was walking home from my final and came across someone that threw all there textbooks in the trash. Not sure what rich asshole does that shit but that was the easiest 300$ I ever made. ",
"Happened in my old force. Dude was part of high-speed-drug-bust-unit-amazingness, they suspected for quite a while that he was dodgy, PSD (UK internal affairs) setup a fake drug raid and orchestrated him being alone with the suspect and later evidence (money). \"Suspect\" was a bobby from a force over so he wouldn't be recognized. Money went missing and in true hard lined British fashion, they allowed him to simply retire rather than face charges.",
"I don't think reddit uses Active Directory for its users, so it would make sense that the page does not reference it.\n\n....\n\n:P",
"$20 million with a shit bed. Brilliant cover ",
"Nice to meet you Eight. Are you afraid of Seven?",
"I feel like this picture is missing a gun and big piles of cocaine.",
"And thus we get to the point of my story..\n\nAs for my current plan, I could handle losing 20% in laundering costs, along with taxes, and still live comfortably on interest, assuming a 7% return, but that's primarily because I intend to make legitimate profit off my laundering businesses as well (not to mention having them as real estate assets).\n\nBut yeah, this is just another way that the crimes tend to snowball.",
"Username checks out",
"Wut",
"I'm a criminal defense attorney, the whole \n\n>your word vs the word of an officer is no debate at all.\n\nis bologna. Do judges give more weight to their testimony? Absolutely. But they are not some revered figure that no one can pick apart. Two days ago I got all charges against my client dropped and the only person who testified was the police officer. The state spent 20 minutes asking him questions about his background in order to qualify him as a \"drug expert\" and it was meaningless when compared to the bodycam video. The judge took my client's side on all of the issues, even though there was a supposed expert 18 year police veteran on the other side.\n",
"Northern states - pretty well, southern states really poorly. Worst area for pay is Bowling Green, Kentucky i think, works out at $12 an hour.",
"Found - Haiti Relief Funds",
"\"This box spring contained $17.5 million — in cash\"\n\nBy Beth Healy GLOBE STAFF JANUARY 23, 2017\n\nhttps://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2017/01/23/man-who-led-authorities-box-spring-stuffed-with-telexfree-money-has-stay-jail/4hiJcdhzWUG17hRthcbniO/story.html\n\nWhat's $2.5M though. Just fill in one of the bottom parts.",
"*Used to treat my mattress like the atm...*",
"Stop following me around Reddit Dad. ",
"And that’s when I noticed that the cop was actually a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. ",
"This needs it's own thread",
"Just got back from Jamaica. Tan everywhere, Jan everywhere",
"I'm curious if anyone could answer this... say you did end up with a random $X millions amount and invested it in whatever. Would you end up getting audited or investigated for suddenly having $X millions invested? I assume something would be fishy if you went from a casual day job to all of a sudden reaping the returns on millions in investment.",
"I’d prefer ÜberMicronesia",
"\"hey punk no smoking in my bedroom.\"\n\n&nbsp; \n\n\"Oh yeah what you gonna do bitch\"\n\n&nbsp; \n\n*flicks lit cig while punching renter/homeowner*",
"ehh...i feel like some kind of pirate rules apply. if someone stole it...then you can appropriate the booty?",
"I think he already answered that... he said 56K not 60K... two officers...",
"I'd give him a thousand to let me get rid of his filthy stack.",
"It wasn't his.\n\nIn case you want to read: [here's my comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7utcxk/this_is_what_20_million_under_a_mattress_looks/dtnnikh/)\n\n",
"maybe an international student. ",
"What kind of person would have 18 mill under their bed. Like cmon, with 15 mil you just sitting under ur bed... maybe put all 12 mil into a bank account?",
"Steal a couple hundred thousand from the girl scouts. At least that way you're not a real piece of shit.",
"As dreadful as that is, more innocent people would be lost by all officers having guns than will be lost by scenarios where having guns would prevent people from dying. \n\nAnd that doesn't even account for the amount of lives lost who aren't innocent but didn't deserve to be shot. ",
"Unless they picked up that it was $56k off The Wire.",
"Honest answer, something big, $200k. Wouldn't hurt her, but I would take that much right out of her hands, and walk away.",
"It’s called vegas",
"In a perfect world. Text me when you get out from Disneyland.",
"Brilliant",
"Thank you for subscribing to cat facts! You will be sent ten cat facts a day at the bargain price of $9.95 per cat fact, plus $19.95 shipping and handling. \n\nHere is your first amazing cat fact:\n\n#Cat toes are very lovely! Wow!",
"Putting the money in the bank isn't a problem but moving it or withdrawing it is. Moving money out of the country to certain flagged areas gets you on investigation lists. Moving to certain individuals also does. So does the amount. Withdrawing certain amounts gets you on an investigation list. Structuring withdrawls to remain under the radar is illegal in itself and your assets will be seized and you'll be indicted. The crime is called \"[structuring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structuring)\". When you deposit sums of cash regularly, usually not even much, maybe $3k at a time, you'll trigger alarms and they'll begin monitoring you and your social media and this may or may not be supplied to the DOJ. This is mandated by the government under the term \"[Know Your Customer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_your_customer)\" and is the standard applied across US banking institutions.\n\nSource: worked in antimoney laundering alongside former DOJ officials for 2 major banks for a few years.",
"Stock market, gambling, winning the lottery, strangling hookers, lying to employers. These are all situations that seem high risk until you start seeing positive results, then your brain turns on you and it gets hard to assess risk accurately.",
"It's $17.5M according to Federal Official.\n\nhttps://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2017/01/23/man-who-led-authorities-box-spring-stuffed-with-telexfree-money-has-stay-jail/4hiJcdhzWUG17hRthcbniO/story.html",
"That could pay for like 3 college textbooks",
"That doesn't look like 20 million to me. It looks like almost entirely twenty dollar bills. A rough count based on the size of each stack puts me at roughly 4 million. Still, a lot of cash though. ",
"Dude... what you DOIN? \n\nWe're here to do a job, not CHANNEL SCROOGE MCDUCK!!",
"And that's what a $15 million dollar seizure looks like. ",
"Nah it's 5 now",
"It's treason then. ",
"Just take it to a bitcoin atm and deposit it. ",
"thanks for the info! **/u/MattressNerd**",
"I mean, I live in England where the population and police don't have guns.",
"I wonder which pokemon card that is on the bottom right",
"The form actual only goes up to $9,999. So you'd have to fill out the form four times.",
"The departments that pay like that tend to be places that don't need cops as much. It's part of the problem imo. The best and the brightest take the higher paying jobs in the suburbs",
"It's 15",
"You'd lose about 20% in the process of laundering the money. In another comment I detailed the types of businesses that you could potentially invest in to launder with little risk of IRS oversight.",
"Yeah, it's a shame they only found $15M, isn't it?",
"> The best in the world actually\n\nWe're not talking about quality of care, we're talking about access. Quality of care matters little if you can't access it, it's why people fly to Mexico and India to have surgical procedures done. \n\n\" Then anyone who doesn't agree that America's healthcare sucks is immediately downvoted for breaking from the leftist cult dogma\"\n\nYeah, this just conservative snowflake self-imposed victimhood. People who compare the American health system in terms of access to every other industrialized democracy on the planet are not just afraid to speak against the liberal outrage. They take an objective look at the system, and realize, objectively, that it is worse than those other healthcare systems. In terms of access and overall cost. A system where the poor have to use the ER for all medical issues in unsustainable and pointless to preserve. \n\nEuropean Redditors don't believe America is a Mad Max wasteland. They see any amount of people unable to seek treatment due to economic status as unfamiliar, because it doesn't exist where they live. To you, it's normal. There's nothing else fueling criticism of the US healthcare system than observable fact. Tens of millions of people, most of whom do work, a simple illness or injury away from death or financial ruin for themselves and their families. \n\nWe spend more on healthcare than countries with socialized medicine. It's just broken. \n\nThe reality of the situation is that not many Americans truly believe in the \"let 'em die! woo!\" school of thought. Republicans are capable of compassion too. But many of them are pushed away from even the notion of reforming healthcare, in some way shape or form, because their party pushes the issue as an attack on the enemy, the Democrats. \n\n\n",
"lol You actually think you can buy an island that’s viable for living for $20 mil, without even getting into all the logistics and contract bids associated with terraforming it to make it viable with plumbing systems, storm water drainage, electric generators, waste disposal, not to mention lawyer fees, closing costs, mansion tax, land ownership fees, dock construction, ship fueling, costs of importation of basic life necessities on a regular basis, medical supplies, security, oil and gas usage AND replenishing, which won’t be cheap because companies have to pay a crew to ship it to you on a consistent basis along with everything else I’ve failed to mention (which is A LOT more expenditures)? You’re so naive. You must be a teenager. Only a teenager would think something so ridiculous.",
"Not sure of the amount, but a Army SF soldier was recently \"supposedly\" killed by some SEALs after raiding a compound and the guy not going along with taking a few bills\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/29/us/politics/navy-seals-team-6-strangle-green-beret-mali.html\n\nedit: link added for reference ",
"Mm owner probably sleeps like a baby",
"Do you mean look of disapproval: ಠ_ಠ?",
"OP user name checks out",
"Well, so much for: “If you’ve got it, flaunt it”...\n(Although, true irony would be if it was topped w/ a waterbed.)",
"It’s an oldie but goodie. ",
"What’s that?",
"But only at the start of the quarter/semester. After the final exam, they are less useful than asswipes. You might just keep them for twenty years and then finally burn them or throw them away but it still stings. ",
"Yes, and it can have disastrous consequences. We need to get rid of this ridiculous British fear of guns. Do France or Germany cry about their Police being armed?",
"Sounds like a good idea , but I don’t know if hookers and blackjack would be my first choice of building materials if I was building an island.",
"Shit, you still have dollar *bills?* We switched to dollar coins. Not finding those in the car.",
"Doesn't require a degree? More and more departments are requiring a degree now days, literally any degree will do, but a degree. And if you don't have a degree, good luck advancing over people who do have one.\nI've looked into it as a career and have many family in law enforcement.",
"I suppose you're right - I guess I was just trying to state that police/military jobs through the government get pretty decent pay.\n\nI did some reading and was shocked at how dangerous truck driving is, but I guess since it's a 'low skill' job it just doesn't pay as well.",
"Did they check down the back of the sofa I always find stuff there",
"What are you talking about? It works fine.",
"So why is America different to say Canada or France or the rest of the world with armed Police? And before you say it, the USA isn't the only country with a lot of guns and very permissive laws e.g. Czech Republic",
"In Toronto, I know it varies between $66k to $94k right now, which is honestly pretty good.",
"Zing",
"im screaming",
"You know what, better be safe and take 3.50",
"I was a bartender before I became a cop. Back then our hourly was less than $3 and we made more than the servers. ",
"Can I just have one of those millions?",
"Whooooores",
"But is a hot dog a sandwich? So much to ponder...",
"Though it'd be a nice contribution to his $401k",
"Do not move to Jamaica, it's a shit hole. Good food though. ",
"Aruba, which is part of the kingdom of the Netherlands and has an extraction treaty with the US you mean?",
"CAPE VERDE ",
"*\"If he goes to Micronesia[0] I want a naugahyde[1] hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.\"*\n\n---\n^([0]: Original was Indochina)\n\n^([1]: I don't say the n-word)",
"You're not powerless other companies sell brand name versions of every single cookie they sell.",
"Pondering questions doesn't make me a good person!",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"This dude doesn't want the full story so please don't give it to him! \n\nThe problem with the UK is they won't even issue tasers as standard issue. Everything ends up as very close and hands on and that's not always good",
"There are only two types of people: those who can extrapolate from known data...",
"$30,000 in some parts of the state. Barely above poverty.",
"Thanks for the link. Sad to see so many people got suckered by these guys. ",
"Thanks for the reference.",
"What does the address look like on the place?",
"Dude chill. What did Girl Scouts ever do to you?",
"Can i have one plss????????????? :D",
"I'm not sure two million can be spread that far.",
"If the plan is to evade being capture, do you think it's a good idea for him to tell them exactly where he's going? They think he's going to Jamaica. ",
"Well until the rightful owner gives it to you (in this case the government), you are stealing it. I don't know about \"pirate rules\", but morality plays a part in it for me.",
"Today is the best day of someone's life, the worse day of someone's life, the last day of someone's life, and the first day of someone's life.\n\nAnd ~~you're~~ I'm spending the day shitposting on reddit.\n",
"oh wow",
"Well it seems to have worked for Mattress Firm",
"/r/itwasagraveyardgraph",
"maybe this is why you're not a cop\n\ni also want to thank you for not being a cop",
"If I could just get 7g of that to finish paying off my debt =(\n",
"God forbid that house ever catch fire!",
"So much teenager packaged in one comment",
"I know it is likely against your rules / ethics / laws, but I would absolutely _love_ to hear any other details you can share about the case\n\n_Pretty Please?_ 😘",
"Its almost promised behavior when you walk it out. \n\nYou and your partner are as close as family. You hangout all day, everyday, working together and watching each others back. You trust each other with your lives. Your spouses probably know each other and maybe you hangout as couples. \n\nYou roll into a room with $20,000 in cash. You've got a new baby on the way and your wife wants to move out of your apartment into a house. Your partners water heater is on the fritz and he's running slim b/c he just put in a new roof. If you each take $5k that's going to solve a lot of problems at home and nobody would ever know. \n\nObviously \"this one time\" happens again the next time a problem comes up. Now you've done it so much it's just common practice and you're both married into keeping the secret.",
"FINALLY, somebody shows us the \"after\" picture of the safe they found during their remodel!",
"the really dumb tenth of reddit doesnt get the joke and thinks the smart quarter of reddit only repeats these meta jokes to scare and confuse them.",
"I like you're option! ",
"You should watch this documentary called the seven five on Netflix. Basically cops doing what you just joked about",
"Goals.",
"Is this the bed of the \"Happy Birthday\"\nsong \"owners\"?",
"They probably heard about washing machines getting more expensive and figured they'd wait.",
"So it’s explored a couple of times in the wire, both involving herc and carver. In S01E09 they are accused of stealing money when they pull wee-bey over and take his money, but turns out it got lost in the wheel well of their trunk. Then again in S01E11 they actually take a stack each during the raid with no repercussions ",
"Understandable, I am from America so cops have to hold guns. ",
"Hey mattress it's me your brother!!",
"But what does $20,000,001 look like under a mattress?",
"Not to mention that Reddit is headquartered/founded in the US and the US has the largest group of reddit users compared to any other country. If you’re on an English speaking subreddit, American is your most-likely-to-be-correct-guess ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯\n\n\nSorry, I am not meaning to say that Americans should just ignore the existence of other countries, but if 36-56% of Reddit is Americans and the next largest group is UKers at like 7 or 8%?\n\n\n(Also, I want to start calling people from the UK “UKuleles.”)",
"I was born in the shit, molded by it.",
"no cop is going to check another cop\n\n",
">be poor for awhile \n\ngot it ",
"“You mind if I smoke in bed?” GTFO",
"cocain",
"that fuckin camera is the only unresolved conflict after the last season ended.",
"I was gonna invest in creating a league to legitimize a former blood sport, similar to how boxing was legitimized by the irish mob in the early 1900s.\n\nI was planning on renovating the image of dog fighting, by adding little helmets, mouth guards, and boxing gloves, and setting formal refereed rules to prevent serious injury, and the whole thing will be internet streamed.",
"Civilised countries? Which? Norway I think maybe, everywhere else nope, most countries are routinely armed...\n\nThe job of the Police is to protect people and sometimes that means pulling a trigger. If they can't be trusted with a gun then they shouldn't be a bobby, and a whole nother aspect is the British attitude towards guns and how poor on safety they would all be e.g. I'm thinking of you GMP or the serving Inspector i once saw waving a rifle around the office like he was doing air traffic control on a runway.",
"Used to be 0.8 bitcoin not too long ago",
"I think that's the norm. 4 cops in Oakland just got caught doing that to drug dealers. I have a friend who went to prison from a drug bust. He had $900,000 and he said the cops claimed there was only $750 000",
"My friend, can I have some of that money?",
"Do I see a Pokemon card??",
"As a professor used to say: “it better be at least the net present value of future cash flows to be worth it”. ",
"It pays incredibly well for being a low skill job. You can definitely make 100k a year eventually.",
"Is that a holographic blastoise in there? 1st edition",
"[Not even, lol.](https://currencio.co/btc/usd/1.5/) ",
"You mean like France?",
"I used to struggle with this. A twin and a single are the same thing. Two words for same thing which is very confusing since twin seems like two and single is one. Full is also called double. It goes single/twin -> full/double -> queen -> king -> California king",
"TI’s wonderful song “Rubberband Man” immediately springs to mind. ",
"“Everything is, at some point, an arguable analogue”\nI made this very proposition to be true of everything, and it is pretty much logically airtight and practically useless. Thanks philosophy degree.",
"But I'm told the bad guys use bitcoin for all their bad guy purposes.",
"I’d be like yea we found 10 million. ",
"Aww why bundle it up just change the bedframe for a flat one with a hinge and then jump in to it naked like a pool. That is the 3rd thing would do upon winning jackpot in the lottery. ",
"And anywhere in Indonesia",
"I can't quite see it that well can someone do this $20M to my mattress so I can get a better view?",
"This is what money laundering is for. However, in this case, the business seemed legitimate. They would have been reporting record profits and reaping in CEO-level salaries, dividends and capital gains that all seem legit, until you realize that they are simply shuffling around investor money and not building out infrastructure. This sort of scam has an inherent expiration date, which is why I assume this money was kept as a bug out fund.",
"One vagina dragon please. ",
"Flavatown",
"Unexpected r/prequelmemes",
"Walter White's mattress?",
"Or if sold at peak $380,000,000,000",
"My parents have actual friends who did that. Didn't trust the bank (I think that's code for avoiding taxes) so they kept their money, about a million in cash, in a mattress in their attic. Then their house caught on fire from them smoking in bed and everything burnt. ",
"What if we put a cat in a box very near a hot dog making machine, then could we think of the cat as both a hotdog and not a hotdog? Damn, I really want some Chinese food now! ",
"When do I move in?\n",
"Upvote for Jurassic Park ",
"How long have you been in the Police in Wales? \n\nIt doesn't work fine, examples that jump out are Nicole Hughes and Fiona Bone, the female bobby almost hacked to death in Leeds where she had to be dragged away by a member of the public... I've worked with people that have almost lost their sight as a result of an injury on duty, as well as been run over etc etc. Just because you assume something doesn't happen or isn't a problem doesn't mean that's the case.",
"Tasteleborough has better cheesy fries.\n\nSource: Left Flavrotown for Tastelborough and never sniffed back. So long, you tasteless fucks....",
"I feel like people that make these jokes are the ones who bought Bitcoin at $19k like an idiot or have FOMO. ",
"I was gonna say this has to be from a raid",
"I dunno about Micronesia, with the rising sea levels.",
"still funny :)",
"My friend once told me that cats divide the world into four categories: Things to eat, things to fight, things to fuck, and rocks. Works for me.. ",
"Wow",
"Hay FoundtheTroll come to Fullerton,Ca. cops here do nothing but beat homeless people to death.",
"Or its Walter White's bed. ",
"Ur $100% correkt.",
"If they were hundred dollar bills that stack would only be a fifth that size. Think baby crib",
"Lmao I love the escalation hahaha",
"Actually, you’re totally fucking right. I’m too negative; downvote reversed.",
"Burn it! Watch it go up in smoke. Then tell me how much it's worth 😋",
"Perhaps stop sticking your foot in whoever's mouth in bed. I don't see what the bed has to do with this either...except maybe position?",
"I’m\nIn Jamaica right now and after listening to a week of Bob Marley music I’m\nReady to pay 20 million to get out of here !!",
"Don’t forget the blow!",
"Dickfromaccounting has been embezzling money again",
"That's how it starts.",
"Yes, europeans always include 'access' into their ranking scores of healthcare systems so they can rank the US near the bottom because 9% of our population can't afford healthcare better than their bare bottom services provided for free by their government.\n\nI'd rather have our current system and the freedom to buy my own care, than have the government have the right to tell me I'm not permitted a healthcare service because they wont pay for it and it's illegal to go pay for it out of pocket because I'd be \"line skipping.\" Socialized healthcare is only more efficient due to rationing and extremely slow adoption of new technology. The US is responsible for funding a full 50% of the entire planets medical research because we permit people to make a profit if they invent a better treatment. If the US went socialized medicine, the advancement of medicine for the entire human race would practically screech to a halt.\n",
"Theiy’iere",
"I never get tired of this joke.",
"What I don’t get is why not retire? If I started selling drugs or whatever I would quit when I became a multimillionaire. Like now you have a lot of options why would you still sell drugs?",
"Ouch. ",
"Your comment reminded me of an Impractical Jokers Clip. [I could probably get it to $18,500](https://youtu.be/VPQidql86m0)",
"Ah, so zero.",
"**http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretTestOfCharacter**",
"Those don't look wrapped, I bet you they're a little moldy.",
"User name checks out",
"Banks Hate Him!",
"One of my favorite parts of Reddit. The real gold is always in the comments.",
"American Made, baby",
"See how neat the stacks are at one end and how messy they are at the other end?\n\nSomebody was digging in there.",
"That's some impressive justification right there.",
"$0",
"Dang why didn’t I think of that. I got a single bubble gum ball from a machine.",
"I'd worry much more about the drug dealer realizing I stole 10 million of his money, *not* telling the cops, and instead waiting to get out and pay me a visit with a blow torch and some pliers to get his money back. ",
"Major cities tend to pay pretty well. ",
"In the article they say they caught him in a sting where he handed over 2.2 Million then they found 17.5 more under the bed. $19.7M close enough to 20 for a headline.",
"Expected a lot of bed bugs. ",
"You have to wrap your money try using plastic wrap ",
"Which is ridiculous because most fights consisting of a weapon are going to be a knife. People are gonna say \"well that officer should be able to Kung fu himself out of a knife fight with his baton.\" its never that simple. If someone is up close with a knife your not going to stop him with a baton. Not to mention if they are roided up on drugs, you could break their ribs and they will still keep coming.",
"How the F?!",
"Just fyi this isnt ops money. It looks like a karma whoring account. Op got like 4 threads on all in less than 24hrs. ",
"Can I have one stack? :D",
"Walter White never stopped. ",
"Haha. Where do I start...... Aluminium. A-loo-min-um is like nails down a chalk board for me. \n\naubergine \teggplant\n\nchips \tFrench fries\n\ncourgette \tzucchini\n\nfirst floor \tsecond floor\n\ngrill broiler\n\nfootball \tsoccer\n\nmaths \tmath\n\npedestrian crossing \tcrosswalk\n\npetrol \tgas\n\n\n\n",
"What happens to money like this after the police get involved?",
"Mr. Krabs? ",
"And?",
"That's not how taxation works. Someone just gets to blow extra money. You should look into lottery money that they lie and say it goes to schools. The schools don't actually see a dime.",
"If i had this money i would make a secret basement just for that lol",
"I'm actually not saying anything. I'm just honestly curious. Thank you for playing.",
"Well you shouldn't keep your lips on your shins anyway.",
"Anyone know how much is in each banded stack and what denomination each bill is??",
"dude, save some for the rest of us",
"You dropped something\n",
"56k is not enough to sell your soul for. Millions maybe like in that mattress.",
"FL as well, the base salary for FHP in my area is (grapevine info, no hard facts) something like 40k/year. That's no where near enough money to consider taking a job with a higher chance of getting shot, than being a manager at Best Buy. ",
"I wonder how much is left by the end of the article.",
"Strip club is the best, who can predict how generous the patrons are with orders.",
"Ok, I’m seeing some confused faces out there\nLet me break it down.",
"... im sick to my stomach",
"Did I win a prize then? ",
"The thrill",
"He could have used some of that money for a headboard. ",
"I wouldn’t call you a piece of shit. Who’s the victim in that crime? If the answer is nobody then I’d say you’re still a good person. ",
"? Prices are still much much higher than they were for the many years of bitcoins existence prior to late 2017 ",
"Hidesinbed",
"i'll take a one way ticket to hookers-n-blowville. damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead",
"Totally unrelated, I swear!",
"At least one but I'd go all the way up three before I felt bad.",
"It belongs to the government only because they say it does, not because of any moral justification. They have no more right to it than the people it was taken from.",
"I wouldn't of noticed, but thanks to you're comment its clear.",
"https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/24/health/cash-hidden-box-spring-trnd/index.html\n\nHide and seek: Feds find $20 million in a mattress",
"Not if you are selling back to the bookstore. ",
"I've heard Belize is nice.",
"That's a good twist...",
"They’re*",
"Careful with that site, it has a phishing popup https://imgur.com/7ee6tBW",
"I know a lady who grew it for her paralyzed husband. Not to smoke, but to trade for the cocktail of opiates he liked to take every day. \n\nShe really worked hard on it and each bud looked like a big overgrown banana. It was comical how good it was bc she'd try to give me one big, long bud and she'd always hand it to me in a sandwich bag and I couldn't do NOTHING with the mess she'd hand me (I mean, the bag didn't even cover the bud). \n\nAnyhow, long story short, she put so much of herself in these plants that she only got arrested on that principle alone. They came, was gonna arrest just him bc he did the dealings (to obtain opiates), but she would NOT stop screaming, \"HEYYYYY, EVERY MOTHERFUCKING HAIR BETTER BE LOGGED! YOU DIRTY HANDED MOTHERFUCKERS AINT STEALING A DROP!\" Long story short: she went to jail, too :( Later on, she ended up giving me a stash of Blueberry through her brother they'd missed. There were 2 standing freezers full, so they missed the manilla envelope in the cat tower that was turned so the holes faced the wall. Anyhow, if she'd kept her mouth shut and just took the loss, he'd have been sent right back home bc of his condition. She ended up getting time and he went right back home. They were characters. We live in hollows in the rural south btw. They were a little backwards, but overall pretty cool. He got shot in a bar fight is what happened to him...over her. I guess he probably called it even after she went to prison. ",
"Story behind this was a drug stash apartment in NE United States, they abandoned it and no one came to claim it ",
"This guy escapes.",
"First, you need a building. ",
"Mexico\n\nAlls I’m sayin",
"I always wonder what the locals think of the one rich white guy who magically showed up out of nowhere.",
"ur being downvoted because youre just making shit up:\n\nhttps://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/state-trooper-salary-SRCH_KO0,13.htm",
"Weird cause I just saw OP's username yesterday. Stood out for some reason.",
"that's why you always go with bearer bonds.\n\ngerman ones, if possible.",
"I'd guess 20s? That's 28 bundles if tied with the normal 100 bills, that's enough for a trash bag.",
"People with *illegal money in their mattresses understand the risk of looking like you have money. ",
"Can you trust a partner who turns in 56k ? ",
"Of course the dick from accounting had to be the one to find the money.",
"the guy was responding to a comment specifically about a hospital in california... are you seriously offended he assumed someones government?",
"The part people never think about when considering \"disappearing\" with a ton of cash. Safely moving that amount anywhere would be tricky. And depending on whoever knows about it, pretty dangerous.",
"Username checks out",
"Not surprised it's the worst when it's minus the cash.",
"oh shit that is dope. didnt know that. thanks for the heads up- a lot of people in this thread probably are glad to know that as well. ",
"Micronesia is out:\n\nhttps://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/ascii/WFBCJFSM.TXT",
"Last time on Breaking Bed:",
"Donald Trump will have a wonderful few weekends golfing.",
"Complete. ",
"Just hodl ",
"The fear of getting caught. The idea that you would be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.",
"Honestly I think this about stuff that isn't even illegal, like what is Jeff Bezos working for at this point? ",
"Those look like mostly $20's though. ",
"This dude has a really shitty bed frame to hide so much money in. ",
"\"Your pockets ain't empty, cuz.\"",
"No box spring needed...hehehe",
"After working in a credit union I'm completely desensitized to money. It literally doesn't feel like anything anymore. I could see hundreds of dollars laying around and I'd have to remind myself that it's something I should care about.",
"To protect you from sudden, catastrophic injuries. That's all those plans are good for, aside from a yearly checkup.",
"Look at this triggered-ass snowflake right here",
"You right I was under the misunderstanding that Natalie Holloway's killer avoided prosecution because of extradition but it's much more complicated than that. Now UAE on the other hand...",
"The biggest issue with this would be the smell in the room",
"*Cough* 15 million",
"Why would you sit on $20 million. ",
"so uhh, just to clarify, was it the word of an officer against the word of a defendant? or was it the word of an officer against the word of a defendant and video evidence (body cam)?\n\nseems like that might make a difference, but what do i know?",
"A dream come true. ",
"Unless you loose your finger in the grinder. Then, you're alive while still a hotdog.",
"Dude, you joke, but my bed frame broke at one of the corners and I propped up that side with textbooks. They are sturdy as hell. ",
"Good idea. Just posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7uwg2x/how_much_would_it_take_for_you_to_steal_from_a/).",
"That last sentence...",
"you’re comment makes me uncomfortable,",
"Sounds cool! Loved Ozark on Netflix, fascinating businesses",
"Can confirm this is what my mattress looks like ",
"If you look under my mattress you can find a pair of unmatched socks, some dust bunnies, andnif you're lucky a quarter and a dime.",
"Thanks this will be useful ",
"Lmaooo",
"tell that to ross ulbreight's lawyer",
"Literally only a picture of a graveyard there. I don't even know what would go in there. ",
"can someone do the math on this? It doesn't seem like 20 million dollars.",
"That took me way too long.",
"Yes, I'm here to check in that $2 million to evidence. ",
"The set up. Solid work.",
"At least 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a Somoas ",
"*Tips fedora*\n\nAckshually...",
"by da beeach mann 🌿",
"And suburban areas where there happens to be a secretive government facility.",
"r/hotdogging nsfw ",
"There’s literally no amount I would steal from a little girl unless she said something like “what’s a computer”?",
"Now that is a literal execution of \"living in the money\".",
"Or yanno... Belize ",
"They get to keep it for capital improvements- repair, maintenance or improvement to physical or technological structures. ",
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. ",
" Can I hold a dollar ",
"I mean, you could do both.",
"Worddddd",
"After looking under that mattress, I’d have a hard time not putting it back down and just saying, ‘Nope, nothing there. You guys go home early and I’ll lock everything up for you.’",
"There are 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data",
"Not a cop, but for work I was once sent out into a serious blizzard to deliver the deposits for the day. It just happened to be a highly profitable day and there was over 100k in currency. I spent about two hours stuck in traffic in the van thinking of ways to fake a crash, stash the cash and make out like a bandit. In the end I chickened out and it took me another ten years to earn that kind of money.",
"That looks real comfy ",
"Not in this universe.",
"You'll fit in fine",
"Proud of you. Takes a lot of willpower to look the other way with what I would assume was a years salary give or take.",
"\"Deeners, dreeve-eens, 'n' deeves.\"",
"Username fits",
"Microwave",
"TIL: $20 million fits nearly under a mattress. ",
"If I ever found something like that, how would I successfully store it in a bank without getting noticed? I feel like I would just do weekly deposits of like 2 thousand dollars or something",
"or you can open up a nightclub. I live in city heavily populated by asians, and I heard that most of the nightclubs here are owned by some chinese triads. and they're all fronts to launder illegal money.",
"Exactly, UK bobbies get three days of PST a year, a lot of that is law etc. and then the most basic of self-defence techniques. Not to mention difference in ability between different sized people, etc. \n\nI know Japanese Police are better trained and encourage karate type stuff than firearms, but they still carry them and even the best martial artist would get stabbed/cut in a frenzy. Then most people don't even realize that a taser is lower on the use of force continuum than a baton... Blissful ignorance from people who don't do the job i guess. I'm now gonna tell a load of firefighters what they need to do their jobs",
"> I or you\n\nYou and me.",
"Probably some poor Nigerians money. No one ever answered his emails.",
"Did 50 Cent forget to look under his mattress when he filled bankruptcy, too?",
"[This is what `obvious joke about fire and money not mixing` looks like](https://i.imgur.com/oC3ZOCR.jpg)",
"Or money laundering",
"See, there’s this thing called “diminishing returns”...\n",
"Or hate crypto miners for raising the price of Gpus by up to 300%",
"There are only two types of people, ones who try to divide everybody up into two groups, and those that do not ",
"$500 an I’ll do it",
"There’s no mattress in this photo >:(",
"What are the square ones that are basically queen sized called?",
"Vagina dragon! ... scary",
"Who needs bed slacks if you've got $$$. ",
"It would take but one of those pieces of paper to replace the shitty alarm clock!",
"You're still justifying theft",
"Heisenberg?",
"Holy fuck Mr. Krab's. ",
"Nah, I'm gonna open a chain of dog cafes... Like cat cafes in Japan, only with dogs.",
"Brb. Gonna check for monsters under my bed.",
"Read in Perd Hapley's voice. ",
"No one ever understands me when I use that quote ",
"DO YOU WISH TO NOT UNSUBSCRIBE? RESPOND \"YES\" IF YOU DISAGREE.",
"So that is where the money went that I had set aside for avocado toast.",
"Sorry I don't take bills soaked with backsweat and farts. ",
"Thare ",
"You're gonna want to wrap that in plastic.",
"See: Breaking Bad",
"Maldives probably won't be there in about 10 years, plus you can't drink. \n\nBased on the list I'm look at, I'm thinking Hong Kong or Somoa ",
"Hmm looks like its time to start a music lable..",
"You know which are the most valuable books? Basic grammar books.",
"Is it for sale?",
"I would feel comfortable sleeping on top of that.",
"Mr. Krabs?",
"I’d insure it for twenty million. If you pay the premium in cash be very discreet.",
"Where is this?",
"Far more than what I got working under the table! Had I known I would have worked for a matress company.",
"Very good sir. [One gaping vagina dragon, as you requested.](https://youtu.be/Cn1czizVcDY)",
"That looks like it smells bad. ",
"Okay there are some caveats to get out of the way. I am in Europe and this was a few years ago. \n\nI had been saving all my money and gifts and storing them in a lego cube. The euro was fairly new and the notes were often very new. This stuff smelled great, like I would crack open the lego cube a few times a week and just enjoy it.\n\nI will happily grant that now it is a few years old and much handled, the notes are getting grubby and dirty and no longer smell nice, but before people got their hands on it they were very nice. We are currently reissuing notes now with newer styles, I have no information on these as I have been busy living and not storing my cash.",
"But how to travel with bags of money? ",
"And then his house burned down.",
"And hot dogs",
"Are you making good good goofs with the brothers?",
"Insurance covers most things to one degree or another that aren't cosmetic. Many times, because the billing is so convoluted, people think things aren't covered that are. It still costs a lot though, even covered things.\n\nLet me walk you through my wife's recent surgery, and preface this with \"I can afford all this and I have high quality insurance through my employer at $450/month for the family Me+1\"\n\n1st cost: $200 - Emergency room trip, tumor diagnosis. \n2nd cost: $5 - 40 pain-pills (way more than she should have been given but that's a different problem) \n3rd cost: $50 - Gynocologist \n4th cost: $15 - Anti-nausea pills \n5th cost: $50 - Gynocologist \n6th cost: $200 - Surgery \n7th cost: $25 - More pills: Pain/nausea/rash/muscle relaxers \n8th cost: $600 - remainder of co-pay on surgery \n\n\ntotal cost $1,145 to me.\n\nThe hospitals and doctors involved sent bills to the insurance company for something like $10,000\n\nWithout insurance I would have been on the hook for much more than I can afford at one time. While you could argue that: its logical to save that $450 a month on insurance and chance it. I would be in a lot more trouble if more than one thing happened in rapid succession. With the $$ involved I can't afford to not carry insurance.\n\nAlso because insurance is pre-tax and FSA is pre-tax, I actually spent 22% less actual dollars than if I had paid out of pocket. FSA is a whole-other government scam that I lucked out having guessed about our health correctly on.\n\nThe whole damn thing is a corporate/government scam and you have to have enough money to play the game else you lose by default.",
"You take a few hundred thousand and immediately LEAVE. Fuck, take a million if you can hide it. Just leave the goddamn country and everything behind.",
"see one of the other comments- they said the money actually goes to a victim's compensation fund. with this new knowledge i wouldn't take any cash. i mean i probably wouldn't have anyway, but now i know for sure. ",
"Okay okay, just give me the whole case of sponges and I’ll be on my way.",
"Amen brotha ",
"Launder it.",
"Seriously. Five times is a bit overkill.",
"More than anything I’m impressed at how frugal they were. Nothing in that room in very nice, they definitely were good at saving and not being blatantly obvious they had money. ",
"Can you please pay all of debt? It wouldn’t even take a corner out of your cash mattress",
"Penny. There, we're done here boys. ",
"I dunno man...imagine starting over in paradise with a million...",
"Until you sell them back and get 40 for 500 worth of books. College bookstores running the best scams",
"Unlike your college degree. ",
"Starting Salary\nThe current starting salary for a trooper is $62,403.60 (including uniform allowance). The second-year total compensation significantly increases to $69,849.30. \n\nTop pay for a Trooper I is $108,847.13. Troopers receive yearly increments.\nhttp://www.njsp.org/recruiting/selection-process.shtml\n\nThen add some over time with $110,000 salary at time an half a trooper can make $150,000. Again why they downvote ?\n\n\n",
" Never met anyone with a life so wonderful 56k wouldn’t help. ",
"I hear mars has some good icebeach property available",
"Rise... Darth Meme",
"FakeBlock",
"Micronesia would send you back in a heartbeat.",
"hahah reading about fart wallets has me laughing hard and loudly",
"It was nice of those officers to turn over that 10 million dollars... I bet the government can do a lot of good with all 5 million of those dollars!",
"CURSE YOU SQUIDWARD!!!!!\".",
"This is a Gangsta stash with Jacksons not like a Polish stash with Benjamins\n\n\n\n",
"I would totally take some, and that's why I'm not a cop.",
"There’s always money in the banana stand.",
"Have you seen the picture of earth taken by an astronaut? Caption: This picture encompasses every human being that has ever lived, but one. ",
"If you’re a piece of shit then I’m the whole asshole, because I would’ve called in and said it’s a dead end. Don’t bother sending anybody else ",
"THOSE, sir, are IOU’s. Just as good as cash. Eveeeeery dollar is accounted for. Yup. Ooooooh Ferrari.....might wanna hold onto that one!",
"You've heard of mattress Mac I see.",
"Walter white?",
"...but it would take weeks if not months, right?",
"there's also people who've not heard the joke before. ",
"> So way less than 1 mil per year, which when supporting multiple drug habits can go rather quickly.\n\nAre drugs more expensive that I think? That's 200 dollars per day for a dozen people (very generously estimating \"multiple drug habits\"). I haven't gone to bed sober in weeks if not months, and 200 dollars of even the fanciest alcohol would still kill me if ingested in day. ",
"As long as they have good internet and Amazon delivers it is a okay.",
"Way to go Redditor! You solved it!",
"Yes",
"Remove your edit. Your comment was pure gold before you added that.",
"$20 million in ones? You can fit one million in a grocery bag.",
"Come on. Seriously?\n\nE: The boy decided to use the parent comment as a soapbox on how cops go around shooting a bunch of folk and getting away with it.",
"Their Sleep Number is...$20M\nWould make me sleep well.\nYeah. Real well.",
"Walter?",
"But a hammer and 100 nails? ",
"Breaking Bad type shit.",
"Fring?",
"Similar thing happened to my friend but the assholes weighed the fucking bags with the product, and it made it way more than what he actually had ",
"Ya see, it was perfectly safe. ",
"Man! I want to retire! Let’s do a setup!",
"Dont waste you money buying support slats for your bedframe just use your money!",
"So does that money go back into circulation if this was an arrest? What happens to it? We've got poor & homeless folks on the streets but $20M gets recovered and...?",
"Whenever I buy something and they give me too much change, I always try to give back the extra. My integrity isn't worth $10. Plus they will get in big trouble. \n\nNow if I find $20 Million in a mattress and I turn $10 million into the cops... That's a different story. ",
"Gus Fring?",
"I see you import jokes tho.",
"/r/theydidthemath",
"Plus the cushy side jobs.",
"Alright Mr. Crabs no need to show off. ",
"What's the fuss all about? We're talking about $200 here.",
"Depends how easy it is to steal and what the situation is",
"Was it only me who noticed the pic of the cash? The entire front section of that box spring was full, it's odd how he magically didnt happen to have enough to completely fill it. He absolutely had enough! Plus, this was in Brazil and from what I've seen, this cops are exactly all stand-up guys.",
"Username checks out",
"They gave me a dollar",
"Mining is different than trading. ",
"I almost feel like if I got a whole lot of money instantly, it would actually disrupt my life more than benefit it. A million still sounds nice though, it just isn't my price.",
"That’s not true. Knaawwledge is more valuable. ",
"Westborough, Mass. ",
"That's what it comes down to with anything, is it worth potentially losing the job and possible legal ramifications, or just do the work and have a job to come back to the next day.",
"What even is a bank?",
"2k Ha id do 30k ",
"The odds of winning at anything are always 50/50. Either you win or you don’t. ",
"Fuck i bet that is a good sleep. Does wonders for the posture.",
"Was really hoping this was gonna be a dialup modem joke",
"HAHAHAHA *^files ^for ^bankruptcy*",
"could I just get about 20 grand? I'll be happy. I can pay off some things.",
"Wow that's so dumb. I feel for you vicariously.",
"TIL police use bitcoin",
"You generally aren't forced to admit anything about a past crime on a job application until you are _convicted_. It appears as though there are different state, city and local laws addressing what is and isn't allowed to be asked, but the general consensus is that it is unfair to eliminate prospective employees prior to interviews. Applicants should be afforded the opportunity to be judged on their skill set and work history _first_. Should the applicant be a strong fit, an employer initiated criminal background can be requested alongside a conditional offer, which many HR / hiring professionals feel is a more appropriate time to address the issue, allowing the potential employee a number of opportunities to explain their history in context. \n\nThat said, lots of employers give no shits and are happy to eliminate anyone with a blanket policy of \"crime in your past = resume in the trash.\" Some try to be sketchy and push the limits of the questions, knowing perfectly well that potential employees either don't know or aren't willing to exercise their hiring rights. They may ask slightly different variations such as \"have you ever been charged with a crime?\" or \"have you ever been arrested?\" but there is generally no obligation to answer those. That said, that lack of obligation does _not_ equal a lack of consequences. Should you ignore the question or lie, you can absolutely fuck your potential employment opportunity with said company. \n\nBottom line, employers have absolute right and authority to not hire or not consider or even fire you based on your criminal history. Just sucks that so many people do stupid shit when we are just kids, not recognizing the massive implications a criminal record can have on the _rest of your entire life_.",
"Good on you man! What side of the law do you plan to go?",
"That's a lot of money for what doesn't even look like a decent mattress.",
"Can you be more specific? Asking for a friend.",
"Show me the money. \n\nShow me a grocery bag with a million dollars in it.",
"I'll take a dozen in assorted colors.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nKing sized.",
"Actually that’s what $20 million in a bed frame looks like",
"Aww fuck is that what Trump is doing?",
"I hate to break it to you, but I live in Micronesia and you will certainly be extradited to the US if you came here as a criminal. Check out the compact of free association extradition clause. ",
"About tree-fiddy!",
"Any place remote where you speak the language and don't stick out as a rich foreigner\n",
"Username checks out",
"No but I can have one hell of a weekend",
"Who says that crime doesn’t pay. ",
"You can get extradited from the Federated States of Micronesia\n\nhttp://www.kpress.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=393:fsm-citizen-extradited-to-us-to-face-felony-charges&catid=8&Itemid=103 ",
"So not very far and landing randomly around their starting point.",
"Seriously ",
"You'd think they could afford a better camera.",
"Imagine the smell",
"It looks like 1/3 of it went missing before this picture was taken. Don't get me wrong, I'd take a little off the top too. ",
"Only 19 mil if I busted them",
"Dammit. Came here to say this.",
"I've always wondered how much money the cops swipe when they make a huge drug bust like this. It's not like a few thousand missing will be noticed. ",
"Christ, does u/dickfromaccounting ever do any actual accounting?! How are you all over reddit like this? Crazy world we live in. ",
"Yo honor your username ",
"Don't forget the frosted tips and the flame shirt!",
"Hey if you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself? I know I would.",
"Obviously not a mattress in Zimbabwe. Would only be one small denomination note.",
"Former Pasadena resident checking in! Never thought I'd see that dump city on reddit. ",
"There's a lot of cop hate on Reddit because there's currently a very large amount of cop hate in the world. And they earned every bit of it.",
"This happened to me when I sold weed to an undercover at the age of 14. After raiding my room, the evidence was missing around $400-$500 and even the marijuana weight total was short about 40% or so, an ounce and a half'ish missing on the evidence receipt. Happened to be officers from a neighboring county.",
"*grabby hands* I NEEEED IT",
"I had the same thought. I love money, but it smells gross. Don't get me wrong, I'd smell it all day if I had to. ",
"Is this /r/hockey and are we talking about Phil Kessel again?",
"That yours OP?",
"This disgusts me.\n\nHere I am barely getting by, can't even afford an apartment.\n\nAnd this fucker has 2-3 lifetimes of revenue stuck under his bed.",
"This is what 18* million looks like catalogued. ",
"20 million.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXEt7xOh1M",
"Still cheaper than a bed frame set from Ikea.\n",
"Are... Are you daft?\n\nCalifornia.\n\nLos Angeles.\n\nAnd you're gonna piss yourself because it was about American stuff?",
"What about the ones that are not alive and not dead yet?",
"Invest in Mattrissantium",
"Username checks out",
"They have some pretty awesome fire resistant gun saves. Saves too big to carry out of the building without a small army. Get one of those and buy a shotgun or three and you're looking a little more legitimate. ",
"Think about that the next time you pay with cash. Someone probably farted on that. ",
"Fuck it's past 3am here and I read that as \"and get benefits for kills\" and didn't even find it strange at first",
"Just watched season 1 episode 8 or 9 of the wire and they dealt with this exact same thing. When they found the money the guys they seized it from were caught on the wire later talking about how they lost 22 grand, when the cops only found/turned in 15 grand from the car. The lieutenant thought they stole the money and they had to rip apart the car to find he rest under the wheel well. So basically for cops it would be really hard to take a large sum of money without some record or recording contradicting you",
"Can’t get online codes from the library.",
"A lot of people here are talking about criminal activity, but I know several cases of money in mattresses and walls that are because the person stashing it is simply from an older generation. Those who saw the Great Depression, were raised in it, things like that can have a great distrust of banks and prefer to stash money away like this. Which is of course terrible as there’s no real way to insure it. So check on your great grandparents or grandparents. Make sure their “plans for the future/inheritance” aren’t at risk for being damaged by fire, flood, or something else. ",
"Sounds like a pretty specific example.",
"If you're unfamiliar, look up something called a tautology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautology_(logic)",
"It looks as if /u/dickfromaccounting may have been skimming a *little*.",
"Housefire....POOF! All gone.",
"Reddit gold costs more than the 50¢ found under the bed.",
"Is Belize extradictable? Did anyone see the series Mad Dogs? Great show! ",
"That wouldn't make you a piece of shit. People do worse for less. I think most people are right there with you. ",
"Where'd you get my box spring?",
"Have an A1 day!",
"So sad to hear about the black.hole that swallowed earth. ",
"That's........ actually true.",
"*to",
"The Maldives sounds good also...",
"Welcome to yesterday. $16k is 2 bitcoin today.",
"I want one",
"That's great in theory.\n\nIn reality, who's a jury going to believe? An upstanding officer of the lawl, or your shifty blow-dealin' ass?",
">there's also people who've not heard the joke before.\n\nWell, that’s true for almost *any* joke.\n\nSo it’s probably not the best logic to go by.\n\nBased on the upvote ratio between your original post and the response..more people have heard it than not and are getting tired of it.\n\nBut hey, you got some karma out of it - so it wasn’t a total loss.",
"That's why you hide your cash in 5 different places. So the coppers find one stash, and are like, damn this asshole was broke. Though i guess 4 mil would still be more than you'd earn in an lifetime working minimum wage... so not that broke.\n",
"ayyyyy",
"Whats the ikea name for this bed? I'd like to order one.",
"Maldives has no real power and will extradite you readily by US request. Last year they extradited \"Russian Hacker\" by US request. I don't remember the details but this should be easy to google.\n\nSo, there's not a lot of choice. You can go to Russia because it is probably the last country in the world that is not afraid of confrontation with US.",
"hey can you send me the address so i can verify this? thanks",
"Lol that’s nuts man. I had a crazy time in my youth, and used to make deals with a state trooper for OxyContin that he would steal from evidence or busting other dealers or whatever. It was well publicized. He ended up getting a slap on the wrist.... “home confinement” or house arrest. \n\nBtw: anyone interested in police corruption, check out the documentary “the seven five” ",
"Cops don't even make the top one hundred list of dangerous jobs. And, if you don't count traffic accidents unrelated to any law enforcement activity (like a chase), they don't even make the top five hundred. Random citizens actually have a much higher chance of being killed at their job by some guy.",
"Civil forteiture. Cops will use it to buy new SWAT tanks and bullet proof vests.",
"Not all cops are bad, respect for your hard work.",
"This isn't even close to the worst modern capitalism has to offer",
"Had a similar thing in my last job someone was skimming a bit of the top and I just out right told my previous bosses I could rob the place blind if I wanted, basically told me that's how they knew it wasn't me as they knew it was going missing.",
"Are you saying all degrees are worthless? I never stated what my major is.",
"From where though?\n",
"Holy shit! If my calculations are correct, that is a lot of money. ",
"You're forgetting the two most important components, bleached spikey hair and a shirt with flames. ",
"about TREE FIDDY",
"Mr. Krabs??",
"It’s so easy it’s honestly worth it for any amount. ",
"Does it really cover so little? Why does it exist?",
"it was like 100-60 earlier. something weird happened because now its 100-266",
"[2k a week would take forever and be super sketchy looking on the books.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_laundering#Methods)",
"Op’s username checks out. ",
"That math isn't right...\n\n0.06% is the average APY of a US savings account... That's **Annual** Percentage Yield.\n\n $2,000,000 * 0.06/100 = $1,200/yr\n\nSo... not much to live off.\n\nPalladian PrivateBank has the highest APY I could find, at 1%. That would be $20,000/yr. Better, but still not good enough. Hell, that doesn't even beat inflation!\n\nIndex funds, on the other hand, tend to have an annual return of ~7%, which would yield about $140,000/yr.",
"Seriously if I hear another person complain about how dumb that Redditor's joke is..",
"Yep, ill take the blue pill.",
"who they think they got sleeping on that bed? Kelsey Clinton??",
"\"So about that civil asset forfeiture does that like go to us?\"\n\n \"No the city why?\"\n\n\"No reason found some cool baseball cards\"",
"I just gave about 4 people heart attacks after sending a snapshot of that with a ✌. True story. I believe this may speak to my mysteriousness which I just learned I have..",
"Further proof as to why there are so many Mattress Firm stores in America\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7s36ub/what_conspiracy_theory_do_you_100_buy_into_and_why/dt1xdja/",
"/u/Shitty_Watercolour please",
"We did it! Hey what ever happened with that safe anyways?",
"This deserved the gold man. I’ve never gotten it either, but I don’t think I’ve made anyone laugh as hard as I did at this comment",
"A rare half penny from the 19th century. Pretty cool find.",
"quick maths",
"Stinkadena, where the air is greena.",
"Out of curiosity, how would you get caught? Unless they physically searched you, it's not like the drug dealer/cartel/whoever has copious amounts of illegal cash is going to be reporting it to the police. ",
"can we stop with this now-completely-unoriginal and overdone joke",
"*spittake*",
"So 56k after you hauled off the other trash right?",
"At first glance I thought those were Magic the Gathering cards.... ",
"Mr. Krabs?",
"Will she know? Do I have to fight her for it? ",
"This guy vagina dragons.",
"That is a lot of money. These are unlikely regular officers. Probably FBI. ",
"That's kinda misleading because waiters make tips. Good waitresses can bring in around a thousand bucks a week in most urban restaurants.",
"Perfect timing!",
"I went to college in FL and this looks like a photocopy of everyone's apt \n\n400$ a month utilities included.. Granted it was a 4/4 but man those were the days",
"I’ve decided I need to switch mattress companies....",
"The maldives are not very nice at all",
"At this point, I always expect all threads to eventually contain [r/prequelmemes](www.reddit.com/r/prequelmemes) .",
"I am so scared to click this.\n\nEdit: Thank you all for your support. I clicked it and I was ok.",
"god i wish i had that",
"Russia, anyone?",
"Sheesh, Sessions is really cracking down hard on weed. One dime and you're off to federal prison for intent to distribute Pablo Escobar-levels of product.",
"Ignore me then.",
"Can I have it?",
"Dark Souls? Dark *Soooouuuuullllls* \n \nEvery time I refought that boss, there was that one moment where I'd always go \"Huuuuuuuuuuggggs!\" \n \nI maintain that the Gaping Dragon was just *really* happy someone came to see it after all this time. ",
"There's actually an app for that! Lol",
"The biggest actors make that amount. It’s crazy seeing it physically ",
"Bruh",
"Pyramid schemes are kind of hard to stop. They need to keep paying out. Its easier probably to keep it going.",
"Why not? Don't knock it til ya try it brah",
"The good news is that 20 mil goes a long, long way in those countries. The bad news is that you have to get it there somehow.",
"OP's a big phony! That might be $20 million but there's no stinkin' mattress that I can see. I wanna see what it looks like under a mattress!",
"$500",
"[Diagram](https://i.imgur.com/vedx4yO.png)",
"That was my first thought !",
"How can you sleep at night? \n\nSoundly, knowing where my money is exactly. ",
"I have a waterbed filled up with printer ink. Get on my fucking level. ",
"Will do, think NYPD retired dude I know mentioned it. \n\nThat statie got off lightly. In my experience, the officers that do this shit aren't discreet about it and seem to get off time and time again. e.g. traffic bobby well known for nicking shit, found on camera stealing bikes from the property store, found at his brother in law's house, bang to rights but still took a few more goes to get himself fired. And he was old-old school so probably on around £80K ($65K USD) when he got fired so it wasn't even as if he was paid peanuts.",
"Greed",
"The name Checks out",
"I'll have what he's having",
"Th' Eirie, mon",
"If he has that much sitting under a bed I am sure he could have that much sitting under another bed in the course of a year or so. He is more worried about it being found than it burning down.",
"Civilization in a nutshell",
"Did you have to work 12-hour shifts without real breaks or sitting down while never being able to accept tips like me and being forced to settle for $10/hr?",
"I don’t know how to link to a comment on mobile, but I answered that below: \n\nIf it’s that large of an amount of money, it’s probably a sophisticated organization with some level of book keeping/a ledger that would show discrepancies. There’s also the possibility that there was information gathered from surveillance or another part of the investigation that wouldn’t match up with the dollar amount found. Furthermore, if the suspect knows that the amount recorded is different from what he/she had, they (and their lawyer) could use that information to paint a picture of corrupt police who didn’t have a right to search in the first place. \n\nIf any of this were to happen, the officers involved would be investigated and something would most certainly come to light. Most of the types of people stupid/impulsive enough to take the money are stupid/impulsive enough to make a large purchase and/or tell someone they took it. ",
"Herc and Carver did stuff cash down their shirts at the end of season 1 though.",
"Redacted",
"He def likes to party, too.",
"Obligatory, OPs name checks out. ",
"Risky click of the day",
"I believe that when one is talking about mattress stands filled with this much cash, the proper adjectival phrase is \"extra firm\"",
"Yeah but you could easily steal $100 without being caught. Do it several times and you’ve made yourself a nice little profit. ",
"All 4 of we. ",
"I dunno, why does a farmer here in Iowa still farm when he has $12 million in land? If that was me I'd cash out and call it a day",
"Interesting. Thanks for answering! ",
"$20 million mattress. That's one expensive mattress and doesn't seem to be comfy",
"Nah it just makes you human. The money would probably do more good on you than anywhere else if you really needed it that much. Notice that some of the money is missing already. \n \n\"*Yes sir. That's all that was there. Yup. Took this photo immediately when I saw the pile of money, see it looks the same. Also I'm quitting tomorrow, totally unrelated.*\"",
"Thanks! Business litigation. I'm done with criminal law.",
"Just vidya, nothing too crazy",
"Their worth *IS* more than their weight in gold",
"Thanks!",
"Dude. ",
"Russia's constitution bans extradition, always a safe bet.",
"You just described every city in Texas. \n",
"I would have been so disappointed if it was anything else. ",
"Or buy the taco bell chip island. ",
"Now i can die in peace, knowing what 20 million look under a mattress",
"A whole lot of LEGAL money would be fantastic, a whole lot of shady money is...different.\n\nOn the one hand, all it takes is leaving the country with it, and you're set for forever. On the other hand, it's illegal to do so without declaring it, which would get you caught, so you'd essentially have to commit one big crime after committing (presumably) a big crime getting the money.\n\nBut hey, freedom ain't free, gotta take that risk if you ever want to be free -- millennials don't really have any other options.",
"So what was her punishment?",
"I have questions.",
"And by \"Caymans\", he means \"guest bedroom\"",
"My mattress looks like that but with Pokémon cards.",
"Thanks m8 I can work with this. ",
"So... Mattress Firm?\n",
"Shouldn't this be in r/personalfinance???",
"But that's 3x more zero than you had before!",
"He's totally one of the easier bosses right? I really need to go back and play. ",
"I can def fap to this.",
"...in the back of a N64 from goodwill.",
"Thank you for this information.",
"Yes on the not taking breaks and working 12 hours shifts, but I definitely got tipped. Your situation sounds terrible and is certainly illegal. ",
"Fitting name",
"What's mine say?",
"Man! That’s crazy.... they gave him plenty of chances then, huh? Makes you wonder about the stuff that he didn’t get caught with!! \n\nThe guy I knew (the state trooper) was one of 4 that got busted at the same time with him. 2 of which were already retired from the force, but still worked at the county jail. I went to high school with the dudes son, which is how I met him. This was at the time when 1 oxy pill was selling for $80 ea \n\nEdit: I’m a much better person than I was back then. Certainly ashamed of some of my past decisions ",
"I’m pretty sure the first guy was talking about becoming a drug lord or some kind of other gang/mob related criminal. I’d chose either path ",
"What usually happens when police find this amount of money? At a certain point, wouldn’t blame them for taking a few hundred",
"I want it? All",
"/u/ClicksOnLinks?",
"Which do you choose? A or B?",
"Hey look a rock.",
"If you don't have any other defense, light the matches you have and hope for fire.",
"But what about the case where there is clearly crime going on and the cops aren't allowed to take the money? It will surely vanish and get given to crime associates.",
"New Jersey isn't representative of the rest of the US as far as salaries for public servants.",
"yawn",
"No you wouldn't. I have first hand experience with this type of thing. Six straight years. Never once had a greedy thought. You are so intent on putting the criminal away, you never consider doing anything dishonest. No amount of money is worth your integrity or a good night's sleep. ",
"That's some baller shit, but it still isn't Walter White baller....\nOn a side note, I may be a little jealous :( Damn I need that in my life...",
"I made a statement about one state and I was downvotes. So NJ isn’t allowed to exist and my fat just disappears. I never once said it’s for all of America. ",
"Goddammit i want to be both of them",
"Source?",
"R/nocontext",
"Also, knowing isn't the same as saying. Bring in every person was on scene and ask them how much was there. Something isn't going to match up. Harp on that.",
"Did you read that Baltimore stuff. They say they still have an issue with overtime and are paying a million per week in overtime. They are going to have to use fingerprint scanners for clock in and out to make sure its legitimate. But there was a unit that was doing a ton of messed up stuff that all got arrested, things like pretendeding to be dea busting someone for drugs and letting them go then selling to a bail bondsman and making like half a mill in just that part alone. Along with making double their salaries with the overtime scams. ",
"Reading this in Finland: it baffles my mind that people, in an ungodly rich country as the United States, have to sacrifice so much and jump so many hoops to get basic necessary health care like this without spiraling into crippling debt. \n \nYou guys deserve so much better.",
"I want to know the background story.",
"I just, for the first time realized I can downvote my own comment. Just thought I would throw that out there.",
"Find note from past self\n“You’ve left $10 under the mattress”\n",
"It's just a Dark Souls boss, nothing risky.\n\nI'm not joking. It's fine.",
"I think you're leaving out the very generous lifetime pension and health insurance.\n\nWhen I get paid I have to put away my own money and make it last the 20-30 years *after* I stop working.\n\nA quick Google search shows police pensions after 30 years can be $30k per year in today's dollars.",
"Venezuela ",
"Hook up some surveillance cameras in the house and make the location public. Should get you a nice last-man-standing movie.",
"That alarm clock though",
"COST their weight in gold. \n\nOnce you open the wrapper they ain’t worth shit anymore ha\n\nHaha\n\nBahaha :(\n Sobs :’(",
"have you tried breaking bad and just making the money?",
"But then when you buy a used textbook at the bookstore, it's almost as expensive as the unused book",
"I don't see the real ethical issue here... it was only $50, not like it was $50 grand or anything.",
"Until next year...",
"[I mean, one doesn't necessarily exclude the other.](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/giphy.gif)",
"I would have hauled that trash off lol",
"Darn it. ",
"Haven't you seen what happened at the Baltimore PD?",
"> anyone who doesn't agree that America's healthcare sucks is immediately downvoted\n\nAaaaaand it's downvoted",
"A lot of I.O.Us",
"Thought i was in r/bitcoin for a sec.",
"Where is the flaw in the story, though? Did he have a mattress like this? Was he a Mafia kingpin? Does he not actually build the fences he gets city contracts for? \n\nThe fact that someone becomes an apparent pillar of the community, like the previous poster described, is not sinister by itself unless, you know, he is some big pimp or something.\n\n",
"from cheap\n\ndurr",
"Username checks out. ",
"please don’t tell me you’re a sheriff in coos county oregon \nofficer dunlop ruined all my friends lives ",
"I found 56k once in my neighbors trunk of his car. I confronted him and he said, take it home and it's yours no questions asked. \n\nI enjoyed double download speeds for the next 5 months until the first DSL was available in our area. ",
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.",
"this is good for bitcoin",
"*I used to treat my mattress like the ATM*",
"Is it Baytown?",
"Did you make the exodus to Austin like all of the former Pasadena residents I know?",
"Mind spotting me $50k?",
"No, I mean as to what *level* of government. For god's sake, there's four executive levels of government that one has to go through: City, County, State, Federal sometimes less or more. I don't get any information out of what he says. California specifically? Or LA's municipal? or the Federal and he's referring to the \"blocking\" portion of federal expenses on healthcare?\n\n When one pretty much says *\"our government steals from us, we might as well abuse the system anyways\"* who the fuck is he talking about?",
"I wonder what the $30M they found looks like...",
"You cannot take more than 10K cash outside the USA on your person or bags. You deposit over 10K cash and the banks have you file paper work with the Govt. You could split it up across a lot of people and trips but who says they wont just steal it. Buying gold or gems might be a way to convert to a more portable form.",
"This reminds me of an episode of The Wire.",
"Fuck I wish I had millions of dollars.",
"> charge you with every possible crime they can\n\nI'm no lawyer, but I was under the impression that police can arrest you for crimes, but it's up to the DA to actually charge you in court, and it's still at the discretion of the judge whether any of those charges are warranted.",
"Seabrook resident here and employed in deer Park. Stankadena is most definitely run much like this. I avoid the town like the plague. ",
"We’ve already got one in my town. It’s called “Dog and Scone”.",
"Just some game video",
"Shot with a potato cam.",
"Good fuel fuel for the fire too!",
"That’s what John Entwistle did, and that’s why he’s my hero.",
"My username is a reference to The Wire. ",
"What's the difference between living freely in a nice jail and rotting in a solitary island country",
"It's YouTube, you puss.",
"This was $40 million before the Baltimore police found it.",
"it's reddit, so expect to see it forever",
"ahhhh okay! been meaning to get into The Wire. ",
"Anyone arrested with multiple kilos of coke isn’t gonna be working a temp job before their trial ",
"What’s this “from”?",
"Most of Texas engages in good ol boy and tit-for-tat politics. ",
"THE GREATER GOOD",
"THIS IS HOW MATTRESS FIRM EXISTS",
"Skyler,THERE IS THE MONEY!!!!!!",
"A gram of cocaine costs about $100, so if you bump a lot through the day, it could get pretty damn pricy.",
"Huh....I guess I still have a ways to go......",
"Yeah, but it’s still a reason someone can be salty about bitcoin",
"The secret is to not set your house on fire. ",
"Out of curiosity, what happened with your friends and officer Dunlop?",
"One little corner of that bed would set me for life ",
"Where’s Huell",
"Ya know.......six to one, and a half dozen to the other.",
"K.",
"I did two.",
"Risky click of the day",
"he would pull anyone over who looked under the age of 30 and has been known to plant drugs on smart ass kids to get them arrested. \nsmall town shit, glad i’m not there anymore. ",
"I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it.",
"Vaati you talking about",
"TIL Baytown rhymes with Stinkadena.",
"That's what happens when greedy Brazilian thieves think they can get away in America with the bullshit they pull down here. This mf made millions of people lose their money, including people that were already very poor to begin with and were looking for a chance to improve their lives. I hope he rots in jail",
"Username checks out",
"You can always be like my grandma and put a bunch of cash in the washing machine to make it smell better and then air dry it on your counter for a day",
"You forgot, this.",
"We don't catch the ones who quit when they're ahead.",
"Give me just one brick ",
"Don't forget about that \"thin blue line\" shit. His buddies aren't going to arrest him for taking a bribe, he's in the clear. I mean, cops stalked and threatened a Florida state trooper just for giving a fellow officer a speeding ticket. I don't think they're super concerned with laws.",
"I just gave him tree-fiddy the otha week!",
"someone found Walter White's house?",
"Youtube has nudity now, sort of.",
"When I was a cop, they had a saying, too. It went something like, \"Sir. Impersonating an officer of the law is a federal offense.\"\n\nYours is catchier, though.",
"I *am* American, and I find it oddly uniquely apart of the American spirit to refer to any branch or level of government as \"The government.\" I've never experienced or heard such a thing across any other nation. \n\nIt's literally the reason why I saw a guy get arrested during the Federal Government Shutdown: he was convinced that for one day there was no government.\n\nSo how am I supposed to know if /u/anticus is referring to?",
"What if that officer legit thought it was trash and threw it out?\n\nOr what if he claimed he threw it out, when in reality, he hid it somewhere private?\n\nIt would be interesting to see how those scenarios would pan out, if they were in an actual setup/sting operation. ",
"Nvidia and AMD are both building mining specific GPUs without video output ports so that should solve the problem soon. ",
"There's money in the banana stand.",
"Seeing real life stacks of money is always disappointing. Like in the movie dodgeball. When ben stiller shows vince vaughn 10k.",
"Can confirm. \n\nWorked for awhile selling college textbooks. Think the highest price book I sold was $400.",
"TOTALLY unrelated note. Don’t even give it a second thought.",
"That was the funny part. That and both Baytown and Pasadena stink. On the real... ",
"20mil seem a bit exaggerated",
"So we just gonna forget about the fire red camero?",
"I remember the first time I saw this. The longer it went on the more I thought \"this is just not looking good\" it's got weird \"elephant trunk\" nubbin thing on top too. ",
"Wait what?!?! That taste exactly like a do-si-do!?! \n\nDon't tell me I don't wanna know how to acquire. ",
"Cookies are 4 bucks a box this year. Just saying.",
"It really does vary a lot and sometimes it goes the way you wouldn’t think it would. I grew up in a relatively small, quiet, and safe town (under 15k population) and more than half of the roughly 20 police officers made over 100k after regular pay, overtime, & details. The next town over from me was a small city with one of the highest crime rates in the country and besides high ranking officers, most of them made between 50-75k. Good pay but nothing crazy. The police chiefs for both places made around 150k each.\n\nCops can also get some really nice benefits and pensions too. They’re also really protected by unions so can get away with murder (sometimes literally) for many things.",
"Immediately confiscated by police and you would not het it back due to civil forfeiture. ",
">a state and city in the US.\n\nVery good. Now back to what I was saying: What, or *which* level of, government is specific to yours that is stealing your money? City, county, or the biggest two I'm undecided: State or federal? ",
"I don't have a bed or any money so thanks for showing me what they both look like. ",
"They kept their ill-gotten gains in Bitcoin, I guess.",
"Yo, look how cheap everything else around that cash was... think about that. ",
"Whoa.... is that a blue eyes white dragon? ",
" https://i.imgur.com/Wdc3f0n.jpg ",
"Only if you are a French national.",
"That doesn't change the fact the miners almost singlehandedly raised the price of GPUs 400%",
"You mean all 46K was logged into evidence",
"You give him a dolla he's gonna assume you got more!",
"Pasadena resident! Lmfao Go PHS lol",
"Gotta call bullshit on this one. ",
"Risky click of the day",
"I expected more.",
"Awww... They have a corgi named Coffee!",
"Nah, looks photoshopped to me *wink*",
"So the more you steal, the more ethical it is?",
"I wonder what kind of recording statute that jurisdiction is using. Probably a notice jurisdiction since he got up to 60 million before he was caught. ",
"Chow?",
"That's a box spring though.",
"Loving it",
"pretty sure this guy is Logan Paul",
"So this is what the birthday song people did.",
"*\nIs at work\n\nMoves to a corner\n\nChecks for onlookers\n\nOpens the link\n*",
"Please share lmao ",
"I think this guy tries to hit the front page every day. Some kind of viral post researcher or something.\n\nOr he has no life at all.\n\nFairly sure it's one of the two.",
"Lots of good times I would guess ",
"I mean, they could have afforded a headboard.",
"Wow, the dark ages. What did you sell? ",
"[This guy](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/992/407/776.jpg)",
"Can I have some? ",
"My bed would be tiny!",
"Haha where is this? 😂😂😌",
"Can't lose that way, that's a fucking win in my book ",
"You scared of a little boob?",
"Love your username; I just finished my ~tenth rewatch of The Wire earlier today. Definitely pictured Herc and Carver stuffing a couple bundles into their vests when I saw OP's pic. ",
"I ain’t taking no tree-fitty. You think I’m some goddamn Lock Ness monster?",
"All kidding aside its not worth it, but if you were mosying around the border and found a suitcase of money its absolutely yours. The rightful owner is the drug dealer but he has karma coming to him.\n\n",
"Just, almost... nope. ",
"I mean, they could have afforded a headboard.",
"/r/outoftheloop what's the joke?",
"Why would anyone take a picture of this .....mine!",
"Saying \"you cannot take more than $10k\" is incorrect. It's better to say \"if you take more than $10k in undeclared money and your bag is searched, it will be confiscated by the govt\".\n\nNot that hard to hide 2 million in the body panels of a car. In $100 bills, that would only weigh about 4.4lbs (2kg).. in twenties, it would weigh 22lbs(10kg).\n\nAs for depositing large sums in the Caymans, you simply have a lawyer create a shell company, PAC or blind trust, and deposit the money into a US account registered to the corporate entity. Then you can wire transfer internationally.",
"https://www.circa.com/story/2018/01/18/nation/joseph-haynes-shot-dead-by-ohio-deputy-at-16\n\njust one example. Not saying assaulting an officer is OK, but explain to me why he drew his gun in a courtroom and then chose to discharge it. The only one there with a weapon is HIM. \n\nAnyone with a brain stem can shoot someone, these guys are supposed to be trained professionals at handling stressful situations. ",
"This guy colleges",
"See the latest surge in crypto pricing? ",
"I think he was quoting bender from futureama ",
"Your username makes me doubt your motives ...",
"We in Jamaica have a bobsled team",
"TIL Dallas rhymes with Stinkadena",
"Not when I went to school. The teachers wanted their money. My teachers paid their taxes with their salary. They made so much money from selling books, the paycheck went to book taxes. ",
"And the money is just on the outside of fakes, so it's like 2k",
"Flew right past you. ",
"I mean, they could have afforded a headboard.",
"Thought I saw the \"Intel inside\" sticker for a second there.",
"Is no one really gonna link the Breaking Bad scene? [I gotta do it man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HrmD_vIMIk)",
"cunt whore",
"All small bills maybe",
"True story from back in the late 70’s. \n \n A big drug bust went down in Miami, 25lbs of pot siezed off a boat. A “friend” I knew back that was pissed cause he swore up and down there was 30 lbs of weed on that boat. I did not ask how he knew that. Cops back then were as corrupt as the dealers. ",
"How would an unscrupulous person discovering such a cache of cash spend it so as to not raise suspicions? I seem to recall there was an excellent old post on how to launder money that I seem to have misplaced. :/",
"Yep. Doesn't narrow it down. ",
"Walter white needs to step up his wall game",
"Or maybe it's just missing an \"is\" between \"worth\" and \"more\".",
"I think OP has been skimming a little off the top.",
"Oh god, couldn’t resist burning curiosity, had to click",
"Is it bad that I know this is satire but the \"wouldn't of\" still makes me angry?",
"Eh China penalty wouldn't put up too much of a fuss if the US really wanted you. And Hong Kong is fucking expensive. Isn't Samoa a US territory?",
"Probably all.",
"Geez, don't wet the bed. ",
"If it’s how you presented it, I’m sorry to hear. Rural police and city cops can be two entirely different animals. ",
"This guy corrupts",
"Dee, you haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!",
"What animal/beast would ever need to be evolved in such a way and for what reason?",
"That’s some solid intel right there..someone “heard” that the Chinese Triads were laundering money in all the local nightclubs. Because the Chinese gangsters are famous for conducting their illicit business right out in the open. Got it.",
"It's not a bribe.",
"Favorite quote from my tax/business law teacher. You can be a bull or a bear but don't be a fucking pig",
"I live near there now.....still Stinkadena",
"Heres how you get away with it. Invest all the money in crypto, \"get hacked.\" The end.",
"Meta. ",
"Not without some mustard and relish.",
"🤑🤑🤑🤑",
"Needs more mildew.",
"They have signed pictures from every president since at least the first George Bush.\n\n\nThe thing is, this belligerent customer shows up sometimes and one time he told me \"90% of restaurants are money-laundering operations\". And last week I saw the owner looking at a sheet of paper with some financial advice guy. There was only 10k in his account. Definitely a money-laundering scheme now that I put the two pieces together.",
"Well if you believe in Darwinian evolution, then you would believe that the creature just evolved that way by random and for some reason that evolution enabled it to be the 'fittest' for it's specific environment rather than dragons that weren't currently... gaping.",
"It's economic hacking. I'd imagine it's exciting if you manage to pull it off.",
"I'll balance out that -1 karma, my man. Have a great weekend 😎",
"I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not *likely* to steal from girl-scouts. It would take extraordinary circumstances from me to steal from *anybody*.\n\nI just don't see girl scouts specifically as being *worse* to steal from than any random person.\n\nGive me a poor person that is working two jobs to pay for their spouses life support. *Them* I wouldn't steal from even if I was pushed to the point where I would steal from people in general. But girl-scouts? wtf are they doing with money that is more important than anyone else?",
"No one lived in the apartment. It was a stash house. ",
"Name checks out. ",
"Didn't realize pound dropped that much after Brexit, need only 81 cents to buy a pound ;-)\n\n",
"Most underrated comment on reddit today",
"Report it as Bitcoin earnings from mining and pay the appropriate taxes.",
"He messed up, he should have put his address on craigslist free section. Wouldn't have been a dime left.",
"Bullshit, my anecdotal evidence is that i hope to have $400 million in my lifetime and you can’t smother my hope",
"Well of course they didn't have money. They were using all theirs to hold up the bed.",
"Yeah but they would have to argue the dealer's lawyers over this. If the lawyer is successful and the dealer walk, then the department is mad and more determined to figure out which member fuck up their work. ",
"That doesnt happen.",
"Hey OP it’s me ur bank",
"Did they buy this mattress at a Mattress Firm... ",
"Absolutely 0 chance i wouldnt have walked away from that scene about 50-100k richer\n\nNo moral qualms about it either",
"[*insert Breaking Bad gif of guy laying on bed of money*]",
"You seem fucking insufferable. Socialized healthcare is generally administered federally, to differing levels of efficiency and effectiveness, but states have plenty of control over how and where money flows in their health systems.",
"Fixing Good",
"The only point I can see is to preserve profits. Unless you're unlucky enough to have a debilitating disease or be ran over by a bus twice, our system sucks. If you're a regular guy, you pay a hundred bucks a month for nothing. If you get sick, you pay a few hundred more that month for doctors and tests and pills. The only real winners are the hospitals. Even truly unwell individuals get fucked by the ACA.",
"Well, I guess that department can afford another couple Armored Personnel Carriers now. ",
"This is not relevant at all to \"I'm not sure Id be honest if I saw $20,000,000 like this.\" But, keep preaching.",
"Your options for non-extradition (for US):\n\nMauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen",
"I wanna see what that same amount of money looks like in a banana stand . ",
"Yep, and that pebble was properly logged into evidence. ",
"Should've diversified his bedfolio",
"But what would you put under the fourth corner of your bed?",
"https://imgur.com/a/23tda\n\nI'm glad I saw this comment before it got buried.",
"[Well, there's this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampart_scandal)",
"God damn I'm broke",
"Thank you for bringing reality to this situation",
"Username checks out",
"Whomst bed is this ",
"End thread.",
"i need to get into whatever line of work that happens to stumble on this.",
"Username checks out ",
"Cool! What is this from?",
"Okay, so all white people are racists?\nAll blacks are criminals? All Muslims are terrorists? \n\n*They* didn't earn a damn thing. A small contingent of police officers have given a very bad name to every single officer in the country.\n\nDont rebuttal with \"your analogy isn't the same!\". It is the same. Such negativity and anger towards a particulargroup, whether or not an individual feels its justified, divides our society even more.\n\nInstead of pointing fingers and grouping everyone into one bad category, we need to systematically do something about our problem. We need peace keepers and law enforcers. We don't need criminals who hide behind a badge. ",
"Wait just one fucking second! You ain't a police man!",
"Damn, I guess if you have 20 mil, you still cant get a better alarm clock.",
"Real talk. What motherfucker with $20m has to put it all under one bed? \n\n\nEdit: unless maybe this motherfucker had more than $20m and this was only one of many beds and therefore incosequential.",
"I’m quite satisfied with my current household income of 270... if we could stop working and make this I’d be good with that.",
"I was expecting to see some really, really expensive pornographic magazines. \n\nI'm only slightly disappointed.",
"Thank you, I didn't even notice till your comment. Hard to believe it's been 4 years.",
">You have so much money that you can afford a anonymity\n\nMaybe they needed two anonymities.",
"Coming from one of those socialized medicine country, it's really weird to see this as an actually opinion. Do a significant amount of Americans think people in other countries cannot access the health care they need? The entire point of a government is to represent the people, if you don't think the government is doing a good enough job you elect a new government. The point of a company is to create later profits, you continue to make better investments to do so.\n\nThe biggest problem seems to be as socialized medicine countries have been continuously improving the health care systems, the US has been making it more profitable. Eventually it just gets to a breaking point. With the billions the US waste in health care you could put that money into government funded research. The progress made would be owned by the people and not a company. \n\n",
"Can I have some?",
"Actually, there are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can't.",
"With that much money nobody will ever know if a bit went missing. If this wasnt a major planned raid and a couple officers just happened upon it after a routine call all there could of pocketed a few hundred thousand without much of a fuss.",
"I hate rewatching movies or TV shows, but I’ve probably also seen The Wire that many times. I’ve had a lot of real life experiences similar to those in the show and have known a few similar characters. \n\nI think for cops, social workers, inner city teachers, public defenders, etc. a show like that can be cathartic to watch. ",
"Suffer? It was a ponzi scheme involving phone cards...oh the humanity!!",
"Nah man, went to the east coast.",
"Looks like there was probably closer to 40 million before the pigs that raided the joint stuffed their pockets ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"TIL to measure student loan debt in terms of the size of a person that could sleep on it ",
"Should have converted some of that to a bedframe. Maybe even a nice duvet. ",
"Name checks out",
"Thats atleast 20 banana stands worth of money.",
"Bake him away, toys.",
"I would've at least mentioned it to my lawyer. Chances are he could've gotten away with it because of tampering with evidence. Or some ridiculous shit like that.",
"I missed the cut off when that opened, I was already a junior but I gotta rep soho.",
"Can you imagine the agony in never quite being sure if your house isn’t being robbed or on fire?",
"And I hate both of them. ",
"Finders keepers?",
"I always wondered what people meant by saying \"money under the mattress.\" That would give them horrible back pain. I never thought they actually meant \"money in the boxspring.\" ",
"$4.00 joke - 1000+ karma\n$3.50 joke - 2800+ karma\n\n...wow, you were ¢0.50 away from almost tripling your karma and Reddit gold. ",
"Wow! You really got the hell outta there.",
"lol its safe",
"Hmmm....I'm not sticking my dick in that.",
"I always thought so I'm from Pasadena",
"This is what [one hundred trillion dollars under my pillow](http://www.quickonlinetips.com/archives/wp-content/uploads/trillion-dollars-front.jpg) look like",
"Just gimme one minute and a trash bag! ",
"It’s a stash house..it’s not the residence of the people who orchestrated the scam.",
"You are the hero reddit needs, but holy shit does not deserve. ",
"What they're worth << what they cost",
"My fave new copypasta.",
"Christie Pirate cookies.",
"npc vs char",
"Don’t forget the murdering. Without the murdering, your story will be boring when it releases on Netflix. ",
"In the world's cheapest apartment",
"And if you're still reading to this point, that's how international charity organizations work. Quite literally.",
"What an idiot. Good luck in the event of a fire.",
"You’d think they could like — at all- afford a better box spring... fucking wack priorities. \n\nProb has six gold grills and a nice car though 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃",
"There are only two types of people: those that pick their nose, and damned liars.",
"3",
"The air is so crisp, and I finally get to experience seasons unlike the sweltering heat 11 months out of the year. ",
"Must have been a really nice tooth. ",
"Is JR running this business?",
"That's what $0 interest looks like",
"you",
"TREE FIDDY!",
"> £80K ($65K USD)\n\nThe pound hasn't dropped that much, mate. £80k is still around $100k US",
"Contribute 66% of your income to retirement and investment accounts and eventually you'll make that much without working :-D\n\nAt that income I'd be surprised if you weren't already doing some serious saving though",
"\"small\" my ass. They've earned it. (Were they born a cop? No, they weren't. They decided to be a traitor to the rest of us)",
"San Antonio does, too.",
"Check out the documentary The Seven Five on Netflix. I finished watching it about 5 minutes before finding this thread, very relevant",
"More like the foot",
"even if you declare it unless you have a damn good reason it is going to get confiscated. No business reason for it. \n\nGo ahead and see how long you live in Mexico with that much cash. \n\nAs I recall the Caymans are no longer safe from the reach of the IRS. Nor is Switzerland or Hong Kong.\n\nMaybe you can do something with it in Canada, I dont know the banking laws there.",
"On a (somewhat) related note:\n\nPablo Escobar used to lose an estimated $2.1 *billion* each year, which was eaten by rats, damaged by water, or lost. His son claims that he once torched $2 million to stay warm, when they were on the run. At the height of their cartel, they spent $2,500 a month just on rubber bands used to bundle all the cash they were taking in.\n\nSo who knows, maybe the $20 million in this picture is just chump change for some kingpin.\n\nhttp://www.businessinsider.com/pablo-escobar-and-rubber-bands-2015-9",
"I bet all that money puts out a stench",
"Why the fuck can’t shit like this happen to me? I’m trying every day to make a name for myself. I just need the right people to help. ",
"Username TOTALLY checks out.",
"[As you have requested.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/207/210/b22.jpg)",
"How many US Heart Transplants is that? Like 5? \n\nHow many McDonalds Apple Pies is that?",
"Thing is, if you are storing your illegal cash in a mattress that means it isn't clean and you CAN'T invest it without (insert your government here) asking questions. Five million isn't enough to live the high life for the next 50 years or so if that is all you will ever have.",
"Yeah, before that he stole an entire crates worth of steering locks out of the garage to be used as an anti-crime initiative in areas with high vehicle thefts (kinda before immobilisers were everywhere). Told to give them back... I think he was high up in the Freemasons TBH (a.k.a. golfing club).\n\nAnd that's coolio TBH, not everyone matures and grows as a person. ",
"Somebody verify the Data Location on this Picture??",
"...wait, you steal money?\n\nI've been stealing their badges and passing it off as my own for karma.",
"Or a carwash",
"S:",
"i agree 100% \ni live in a city of around a million now and it’s amazing how kind hearted the police is ",
"dollar general has a generic version of their good cookies (samoas and thin mints) that taste just as good at a much more reasonable price",
"Do we? \"We\" vote for this bullshit...",
"Except you have 20 million and you're living in Micronesia.",
"I prefer it on chain comment form",
"Aah yes you're right, i did it the wrong way. I remember it by reminding myself as a Brit on holiday in the US you get more bang for your buck. I'm living in the states now so now that means I'm permanently poor!",
"They're overrated. ",
"Isn't this the plot to Les Miserables?",
"Nice that's going to be worth $100 after hyper inflation buy gold,silver,bitcoin, litecoin",
"No one cares",
"r/bestof \n\nIs there an r/chains or something that fits this better?",
"This happened in my small NY town legit guy bought the police all new cars and got a building in town named after him... concrete business ",
"He just described the United States",
"Lol, @ Micronesia being \"nice island country\". We have so many of them emigrating here to Hawaii, that our social services are taxed to the limit. With 20 million? Id go to a first world country. ",
"20 million can't even get you a headboard wow",
"Is that where wesley snipes hid his tax moneys? ",
"No, just a joke about how some degrees don't necessarily guarantee a related job out of college. ",
"There's always money *under the matress*",
"judging by how much looks to be here, the size of this = 20 mil, breaking bad had it about right then. ",
"No drugs involved. Read.",
"Sweet! What's mine say?",
"Exactly how the fuck do you know?",
"Retard",
"Some prosecutors love nothing more than stacking charges against defendants\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1996/10/07/prosecutors-can-stack-the-deck/9d327a82-135c-409f-a403-4ca099b3acb8/?utm_term=.3d4762024117",
"AB is an option right?",
"Nah other redditor pointed it out, i did my math wrong - £1 is $1.41 today. \n\nWoulda been more if we didn't cave in the America's demands that we stop using a commodity currency and succumb to the fiat!",
"Oh my god I finally get this joke. I heard it years ago and thought it made no sense, now I'm in software development in post secondary and I get it. Feels good man.",
"In $1 bills? That’s way too many bills to be in $100",
"Username checks out. ",
"20 mil seems excessive ",
"Ever seen American Gangster? Set in New York in the 70s. Russell Crowe's character stands out cause he is like the only cop ever to turn in a ton of cash. Like they are literally shocked he didn't just pocket it. ",
"That's pretty much what John McAfee tried to do in Belize. Didn't work out that well.",
"[Atlanta Mattress Firm Concentration used as evidence for conspiracy theory.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Atlanta/comments/7ucuea/atlanta_mattress_firm_concentration_used_as/)",
"Nope. @DHS",
"Holy shit - never thought I’d see my home town mentioned on reddit! I’m oblivious to this conspiracy you speak of, but woo Stinkadena!",
"Can Confirm, am from Ohio.",
"No you wont. Just dont be stupid and save it. Spend on repairs and never splurge. No one would know if no one sees",
"Risky, but i like the odds",
"Thank you for being the first to point out that this is a box spring and not a mattress.\n\nOn a side note, if your bed is really squeaky and annoying, cut open the bottom of the box spring and remove the layer of cardboard between the top fabric and the wood. ",
"There has to be some sex and money joke here. But golly, all that cash under the bed has left me speechless. ",
"My first thought was in America??!?! Then I said UK.",
"Paper Mill??",
"r/wholesomecrime?",
"You mean 5 million",
"And the peeps are meana",
"I'll concede that Kim had the sex tape, but honestly Khloe seems to be dropping the most panties. ",
"Nah, my Netflix special is going to be the Mister Roger's Neighborhood of crime dramas. Socially conscious organized illicit innovation. Every motherfucker comes to audit me gonna leave with the understanding that there's more to life than the 401k they're building at the IRS and that it's not too late to become the astronaut they always wanted to be.",
"How much does it weigh?",
"I already know what this is without even clicking it",
"Haha!! That’s a good one, I like that. Hey at least he did something for the greater good that time. I can picture a group of cops drinking coffee at a table talking about this guys stories for an hour lol and I wouldn’t be surprised about the freemasons bit ",
"Magic Johnson?",
"Go Trojans! Actually, I had no school pride and got a terrible education, but we’re on reddit! What if I know you? How bizarre.",
"Is you’re refrigerator running? You’ve better catch it! ",
"do eet.",
"[This is the culture you're defending, you stupid fuck](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mesa-police-shooting-daniel-shaver-seen-crawling-begging-in-disturbing-video/) And don't tell me it matters he was fired after, he should never have had that job at all, if you look into the details of careers of the cops involved.",
"Feelsbadman",
"Is that you Jean Valjean? ",
"Hey it's me your mattress. ",
"stfu",
"Spend it!",
"Don't forget Houstondena and San \"Stink\" Antonio...dena...",
"So OP lied to us!?",
"And they wonder why their water bed was so solid. ",
"I nevr lernd how",
"This guy speaks the truth. And it's not worth losing your job over a few stacks of that cash. ",
"Oh no, they didn't have any money at all. They're still guilty.",
"But what if you have something made out of hot dogs?",
"Probably $5000 or more. \n\nI don't like the idea of stealing from kids or those who aren't well off... But I also need money. ",
"Ah. I’m going into computer science. I’m hoping it’ll land me a nice job.",
"Every single one of those countries will extradite you if you’re not a citizen of their country. Conversely, if you’re counting non-extradition of citizens then you’re missing almost all of South America.",
"I think you we're meaning to",
"It's not that I don't trust you, I just don't trust you.",
"Netflix Presents\n\nAn UmuJay Production...",
"Since most of us don't have $30-$35mill, we only need to know how much space $1mill takes up. \n\nSo, somebody did just that: \nhttp://www.cockeyed.com/inside/million/million_dollars.html \nthey just used $10k in $1 bills; same size and number of bills, so same amount of space.\n",
"They burn it like they do with the drugs",
"I'm always afraid to Google \"countries that don't extradite\" for fear I'm gonna get raided by the feds. Anyone got that shit on their clipboard wanna paste it for us?",
"It blew my hat right off my head and i didn't even notice",
"Its 30 million. The raiding team got 10 million cut.",
"Can someone explain please?",
"You’d figure at a million they start buying a fireproof box or two. ",
"And yet u/sheriffChocolate has still to deliver.",
"Is that on the Dow Jones by any chance?\n\n",
"Is this the Telex Free mattress from Framingham, MA? These Brazilians were selling some ad Ponzi scheme that guaranteed returns. It’s so hard explaining to someone how it collapses",
"No Flex, Zone.",
"Amber!",
"Jesus christ, what a pile of cunts.",
"*below their starting point",
"This, of course is all dealing in old-world solutions. Now days, you purchase cryptocurrencies in-person from multiple sources, then transmit them wherever you like, with no concern for borders or tracking. If you use a tumbling escrow service, you can sell the coins in whatever country you want, then deposit the money however you want.",
"I double checked your work and it looks like all 13 cents is present and accounted for.",
"\" oh yeah sorry i just turned it off by accident JUST as we recovered the money.. \"",
"According to Business Insider that's enough to buy you at least 2.5 souls.",
"Username checks out",
"You've not only made no point in your tirade, you've managed to prove the point made against you.\n\nAs someone said in reply to your simple minded drivel.\n\n\n-\n>A small contingent of police officers have given a very bad name to every single officer in the country.",
"She'll know it's gone. She won't know it's you. You don't need to fight her. Just grab it and go.",
"Lol. Al twelve dollars and nine cents. ",
"DONT FEAR FELLOW HUMAN. JUST MAKING THE HA-HA JOKES. CARRY ON. ",
"The fact that you can't differentiate between the two, and think I am defending any bad cops, is why you are a retard\n\nWhat other stupid idiot ideas do you subscribe to? Are all blacks murderers? Are all Muslims terrorists?",
"#where meaning too. ",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Qr8A1j_sg",
"Trivially easy. It's on her table, she's not looking, and you won't get caught.",
"Do you need a roommate?",
"Did they spray it for Silverfish?",
"Literally Narcos with Escobar and Medellín.",
"It's pretty easy to clean money by buying cryptocurrencies in person, from multiple sources, then transferring them through a tumbling escrow service, and declare yourself just another crypto millionaire.\n\nHell, with all that cash, you can buy ETH mining rigs and get 100% ROI in a year or so.",
"There's a new example every day, from Mounties raping Inuit girls up in the far North to just the other day, Baltimore cops being revealed to have been carrying toy replica guns to plant on bodies they shoot without cause. There's been over eighty cases of these toy guns being found on people killed by cops there in the last 5 years.",
"OMG. Backpage girls would earn so much of that cash from me.",
"No no, we found some drugs, but it looks like they made off with all the cash.\nDidn’t find even $1.",
"If I were a cop I would take as much as I possibly could without being noticed. I have never and will never rob someone and I don’t break any laws but I would take it in a heartbeat I’m absolutely sure. How can the government possibly stop cops from doing this? I’m genuinely curious. It seems so easy to just take some and report that you found left. You could take a million dollars and it wouldn’t even matter.",
"Easier is a very relative term when it comes to Dark Souls bosses. His patterns are fairly simple, but I had an easier time fighting Quelaag simply by virtue of being more familiar with the game and a higher level at the time. Wide-sweeping AoE attacks and having fairly low stamina at the time (and no poise) for blocking attacks left me running in and out a lot. \n \nThat said, yes. I do consider the Gaping Dragon one of the easier fights. Once you learn to remove the tail and when to dodge.",
"Corndog?",
"> go against everything I believe in\n\nFact? Truth? Accuracy? ",
"Of course this is all hypothetical, but these days you just send cryptocurrencies through a tumbling escrow service.",
"You know, its not as much as I thought it would look like.",
"Wildly specific ",
"Oh I do get the joke. What's \"gone\" is the worth or value of the bitcoin.",
"Pretty sure that's like 80% Pablo escobar ",
"American Samoa is a US territory. Samoan Samoa is independent. ",
"except no one wants to buy mining only cards cause they have 0 resale value unlike Vega 64s and 1080s.",
"Good Ol' JR Jim Ross!? Baw Bawd!",
"They ARE all bad cops, you are defending them. I swear, you're either a cop, a fuckwit, or either have no long term memory or a fucking burnt out pattern recognition circuit.",
"Oh boy I could buy a lot of yu-gi-oh cards with that",
"Pussy.",
"Or country.",
"Put it in thick black trash bags, throw some diatomaceous earth in and seal them tight. Then put them in the sun for a few weeks. ",
"OP is about to skip the country",
"Just like the White House master bedroom, but rubles. ",
"Well these will actually be cheaper than gaming CPUs because they will have no video outputs, shorter warranty and generally be more directed towards non-graphics stuff. Because it’s cheaper, you can buy more of them, so eventually these should make gaming GPU’s uncompetitive. ",
"I'm not high enough for this.",
"Easier said than done. Imagine all of the sudden getting a few grand. It’d be hard not to splurge on something you’ve been wanting or maybe take a little trip, especially considering most people who commit crimes of opportunity like that generally lack foresight and self control. ",
"nah fuck that, have a crash, leave your door ajar, and all your \" valueables were taken by some looter while you were face down unconcious \"\n",
"2k or 50k, punishment is probably the same. So is 2k worth the risk?",
"Dude. How come you know so much about mattresses?",
"Why are you being down voted?",
"20 million will get you a lot farther in a poor country than a 1st world country. Hawaii is getting all the poor trying to get out. With money trying to get in you'd do a lot better.\n\nI've changed my mind, Vietnam would be better.",
"Why are you being down voted?",
"China sure, but Hong Kong still has a lot of autonomy and it's a place where you can buy friends pretty easily. \n\nAnd Samoa is separate from American Samoa.",
"but would you kill a strangers child in front of them?",
"So many Samoas. I just wanna eat samosas. Or smores.",
"Billly Pow...I know the guy",
"But there isn’t a chunk of cash missing, of course. It was like that before they took the photo.",
"its like they neatly stacked 19 million and then said \"..eh i oughta just pay somebody to stack the rest of it\"",
"Don't forget winning small business of the year at the local chamber of commerce.",
"That's cool. Now do one with it in my bank account.",
"It's lost a lot of its autonomy had been lost. I'd say it's slightly better than Shenzhen. All higher government officials are appointed by the party.",
"No one checks the Troopers at the end of the shift. I put the bag in the trunk and drove straight to Post (the office). A supervisor did show up and we counted the cash and logged it into evidence (all 56,000). We also confiscated some personal property, believed to have been acquired through the sale of drugs. In the end, it was plead down to a lesser charge, I think the state kept the cash and his personal property was returned. He had plenty of money, had a good lawyer, and had been down this road many times. That amount of money would have served me well, but I have kids to support and a family. My families insurance is paid for. And I draw a steady retirement check. That 56K would have ran out long ago if it had cost me my job. ",
"When you searched houses did you ever check behind the heater vents. Asking for a friend.\n",
"Not even a piece of shit. It's gonna go somewhere where people don't give a fuck about wasting a bunch of it anyway.",
"What about Schrodinger's people?",
"Perd Hapley?",
"From who? Whether it's the people that had it last or the people it's going to, they'd both fuck you over in a heartbeat",
"City I live in the drug cops were stealing from addicts during raids. And then one time they didn't notice a hidden camera in the hallway outside the apartment. And as is culturally appropriate here they all went to jail and lost their pensions.\n",
"But that would’ve broken my streak of not getting reddit gold! ",
"> How's a policeman supposed to make an honest living these days!?\n\nLogging fraudulent overtime.\n",
"The most helpful comments never get the gold. ",
"I found 27 cents under my bed ",
"Can I have one bundle? Living in LA. Would help with rent and stuff. ",
"That's how it should be. It totally undermines the good work the Police do. Not sure whether it's poor pay that makes people do this shit, or maybe how alpha-male types gravitate towards Policing but take it too far and the power goes to their heads. Unfortunately, in my experience the dickhead loud alpha male that's up to no good is who the new recruits look up to.",
"That's a crappy bed for someone who has 20 million ",
"You goddamn Loch Ness Monsta!",
"Lots of dicks in Pasadena? ",
"Don't ruin Matress Mack for me.",
"I hope so",
"Oh shit was that your mom's name?",
"If you try this at home, seal the money in plastic and dont actually sleep on the bed. Under the bed isnt exactly great storage conditions. Better yet, but a farm house somewhere in the country side for like 150k, put a big ass safe in the basement.",
"lol wut?",
"lol",
"[caption](http://imgur.com/bkSQqM8.jpg)",
"Ooo depends how hard I was on cash but I probably wouldnt",
"Better the vagina dragon than the dragon's vagina... I guess. ",
"Youre in the wrong neighborhood if you dont lile arrested development",
"Like a $200,000 degree in women's relaxation dance studies?",
"Dang ol loch Ness monster, I tell 'yer",
"Ride Sally, Ride. Sally Ride. ",
"This guy gets it.",
"Well it's basically a riskier version of [this image](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)",
"*Not* being a Freddie Frowner.",
"Well at $20/year subscription, I could be subscribed for a million years. But I was looking for an island, not a magazine. ",
"If I was a cop I'd blatantly steal all the money. The paid time off as punishment that seems to be the norm gives you time to travel the world with your new fortune and still be earning a paycheck. ",
"Seasons are a strange thing when you don’t have them but grew up with them. The grass is always greener I suppose ",
"Score one for the boys back home! ",
"Everything is a tortilla away from being a burrito. ",
"I like it fine. It’s just like, dang guys this ain’t topical. ",
"A surprise to be sure...",
"Lol bullshit copper",
"Or just win the election and hit up the White House.",
"> Do a significant amount of Americans think people in other countries cannot access the health care they need?\n\nThey get basic to moderate care, yes. They do not have access to advanced care, however. Nor do many systems have an option where those who want and are able to front more resources can seek out immediate care instead of waiting in line for their governmental services.\n\nFor example, Canada. They have very cheap prescriptions, but new drugs often don't make it on the list of treatments for many years after they are invented and available in the US. Specialist visits are often delayed by many weeks due to rationing. It is illegal to 'line jump'. They literally don't have any private practice specialists in the country that take cash for their services. \n\nTo a freedom loving American, that is draconian beyond measure. Healthcare decisions are extremely personal and critical. Governmental bureaucrats deciding what I get, instead of me and my doctor deciding what I need and getting it to me right away, is anathema to a free society.\n\nI'm not saying we don't have problems. Due to the insurance system we have created, the actual cost of our own healthcare decisions are impossibly obscured to the patient. We are not actually given the proper amount of information to make a cost/benefit analysis of our healthcare in many situations. Do I really need robotic prostate surgery at $45k for a 99.3% success rate, when a normal surgery at $6 has a 98.9% success rate? I've already maxed my deductible for my health insurance this year, so either one is free, ofc I'll pick the robotic every time.\n\nGovernment healthcare looks at the back end and just tells everyone they don't get robotic surgery, cause it's too expensive. In 10 years after the US has perfected it and it's only $10k, then maybe some of the socialized medicine countries will adopt the new tech. Without the US in the global equation though, that new technique may never have been popular enough to come down in price.",
"You must be a pretty good accountant",
"Mr. Krab’s was loaded",
"lmao ice boxes don't have legs",
"That's fair ",
"I'm gonna copy this and frame it to go above the bed in my guest bedroom. ",
"That's some nice gold you got there! And I know the perfect place to hide it...",
"Checks out, but I doubt they pay by the gram if they're buying that much. ",
"Pueblo Escobar should have read your post.",
"Good point. Often the schemes are only a thin layer- moving this into a crypto coin might be effective if you could find a seller on this scale (perhaps a drug seller)",
"One house fire you lose everything get a waterproof plastic barrel and bury it",
"Now that's a bed that provides comfort.",
"Is it too late to become a cop?",
"im trying to keep my savings rate at 1K/mo but its kinda hard",
"That would work too, but I feel like I have seen one similar to what /u/brorista responded with, but with more of a suspicious look to it. Maybe I'm confusing it with something else.",
"That would smell terrible, I’ve been in banking a while now and lots of cash piled together smells awful. ",
"What I'm thinking of is close to that but looks more suspicious.",
"Could be better, could be worse ",
"Pasa-getdown-dena born and raised. You just blew my mind with this reference. ",
"Or a nail salon.",
"That's only if you shoot someone.. stealing money would definitely get you fired and sent to jail.. it's worth more than lives.",
"Not sure where you're at in the world but Aldi sells a \"Samoa\" for a buck fiddy (wentons or something like that). no the girl scouts can't go white water rafting this year, but neither could I, which is why I shop at Aldi. ",
"But there's no sex in the champagne room...",
"Nothing about that creepy thing is fine!",
"traceable once deposited and turned into an account with a name.",
"Women?",
"The grammar problems in this comment thread should HAVE made you twitch.",
"What? College text books are free. Just buy the e-book from amazon, decrypt it and convert to pdf, and then return it for a refund within 7 days.",
"God Dammit Loch Ness Monster. ",
"I’ll give you $20 for your old bed haha",
"NO!",
"i probably wont be the only one, but don't some photos have geotags/metadata? Probably a bad idea to post a pic of 20mil under a mattress.\n\nDefinitely looks like a cellphone pic. ",
"I’m pretty sure Mr.Krabs made that money legally.",
"The Magic Johnson bed",
"Once deposited in a foreign nation that doesn't share banking details, by a holding corporation? Not a chance.\n\nYou're acting like people don't do this all day, every day. Don't be naive.",
"Brits refer to the govt. like that almost exclusively, unless it's the city council. ",
"All that cash and he still only had a $10 clock radio by his bed. The secret to wealth is being frugal.",
"My good dude; arrested development is *always* topical.",
"Rekt ",
"Hoarding AND back problems, I got a hunch Chief!",
"They had a couple visible under their \"signature\" section.",
"NO TOUCHING!",
"Yo wtf. I just paid $8 a box. You telling me some ten year old twat screwed me over? ",
"Lol they might have raised prices so they get a more reasonable amount of money.",
"No physical cash was found. A clear case of cyber crime and Bitcoin, we need new laws, back-doors and more surveillance to allow us to better investigate these crimes!",
"I could do Vietnam. Pho city here we come. ",
"Same",
"I just bought some today. Was $6 for thin mints and $5 for the shortbread cookies I forget the name of. I think most of them were $6 except the boring ones nobody buys.",
"Oddly enough that is exactly my most recent GS cookie order.",
"You mailed that check, right?",
"The simple answer is greed.",
"Money is organic and full of germs and bacteria. A dollar bill is dirtier than any public toilet seat.",
"Hell get a job at McDonald's if you need insurance. Nearly all full time jobs offer it.",
"Not necessarily true in my experience. Where I'm at now has a violent crime rate about twice the national average for cities our size, and the highest property crime rate in the state in six of the last ten years (never lower than fourth). \n\nHomicide clearance rate for last year was ~30% and was only that high because of a couple lucky clearances at end of the year. Detectives seem to think it's the citizens'fault for not talking to them, and offer that as an excuse for why their clearance rate is a disgrace. \n\nWe have about 5% fewer cops per capita than the national average. The ones we do have are rarely mentioned as being among the best and brightest. Yet these officers start in the mid $40s, and the vast majority are making more than $60k annually base salary. The census says the median family income for family's earning money from work here is in the low 50s.\n\n\n",
"They're making shit up. Unless they have a high deductible plan that starts at like $5000 or some crazy number.",
"They couldn't convict him for just *saying* he actually had 4 keys of coke: it would've had to actually make it to the evidence locker. Without any evidence, he's still only getting charged for possessing 2. (It might be the same sentence anyway, so why not try to bring down a dirty cop?)",
"I'm a cop. I make a good living. So do all my friends. We had extensive background checks. I have a great job and a decent pension waiting at the end. I would be caught and I would be prosecuted and fired. Not tempted in the slightest.",
"So that’s what $10 million in a mattress looks like.",
"Hey it’s me, your mattress. ",
"someone talked about how it was strange to have 3 mattress firms across the street from each other. not sure if its in outoftheloop or not. Then someone else commented how they were going through a laundering lawsuit. This is if i recall right.",
"You know what other job you can get with any degree? Barista.\n\nIt's not like it's rare to see a copy with a for year degree. But it seems more common to see them with a military background and POST training or whatever the equivalent is.\n\nYet they routinely get paid the kind of money you'd expect highly trained professionals to get.",
"So that's what $20 million dollars looks like. I wonder how the cops transport $15 million dollars. Hey how much does $10 million soars weigh anyway? ",
"£30m would make for better back support.",
"and it was all in quarters, three of them to be exact.",
"Are you a sworn cop making $8.75 an hour? That sucks. I've never seen a department that pays that little. Where you at? ",
"Hey I have the same bed base",
"Also: those that use tabs, and those that don’t use tabs. ",
"7 million that wouldn't have been found, though.",
"Username checks out. ",
"If there is “clearly a crime going on” why can’t they do anything? That’s why we have courts.\n\nCivil forfeiture is a legal fiction that we established that allows the police very broad powers.\n\nm.",
"You win ",
"Lolll i guess i get it?",
"I tried to click on the story......damn, no story. This puc needs a story. ",
"Maybe Panama, open up a scuba diving/surf shop. Just hope you don't end up in Sona though.",
"I like these jokes and I’ve never bought bitcoin. I’ve just watched people mess their pants about it for so long it’s nice to see them made fun of tbh.",
"Chris you got to put away your thighmaster before you take pictures of your money buddy. ",
"I’m sure hey probably are some people who quit while they were ahead but you never hear of them because they obviously didn’t get caight",
"Did this shell company by any chance recently acquire an 18% stake in a Russian petrochemical company ?",
"Is that a Yugioh card underneath there?\n",
"I prefer to keep my money in nuts, acorns and lite coin exclusively thanks ",
"I clicked on a link to 'cunnalingus classes' earlier today. If I made it through than you can too friendo.",
"If they took it under asset forfeiture it goes to the police department. ",
"Like Captain Phil from Deadliest Catch, come back from crabbin get a suite and blow all of his money on hookers and blow. RIP Phil ",
"Ugh whats that smell like",
"I think there are more than ten occurrences of it in this thread. This bitcoin version was at least different from the others in the thread because it makes fun of bitcoin volatility instead of implying theft. I agree the theft version of the joke needs to die and even the variant this guy used is getting old. ",
"Happy Cake Day, friend! Hope the past year treats you well :)",
"20 million in 20's",
"Like 3 books are gonna hold up my bed. ",
"Wiki seems to say no burden of proof is required by the defendant. All that is needed is they are *not* found guilty:\n\n> the seized assets are temporarily held and become government property officially *after an accused person has been convicted by a court of law*\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States",
"Sounds like you should join up then",
"Nobody from my department, or any of the neighboring departments, receives lifetime health insurance. Like I said departments all over the nation are having trouble recruiting. You want a lifetime pension then go get yours. ",
"Better search that trunk some more. ",
"If you're gonna put in all that work, wouldn't it just be easier to just earn that money?",
"Are you one of the representatives for mattress firm?",
" Not Jamaica.. Switzerland!\n Switzerland. Described by James S. Henry from the Tax Justice Network as “the grandfather of the world's secretive tax havens,” Switzerland is a massively important player in the secrecy world today. ... ",
"Twenty people got cancer from this.",
"I had considered that syntax too, but it sounds less natural",
"I wonder how he got caught?",
"Breaking bad?",
"I read this as, “This is what a $20 mattress looks like.” Thinking that someone bought this and found 20 million. ",
"And then you're Trump. ",
"This must be why the Stock market dropped 600 points.",
"Sure its fun, but with what I got out with, my kids' college is paid for.",
"Damn it! Take my up-vote and get out!",
"For Glory and Honor!\n\nFor Gloryhole-Anna!",
"This is actually where the term comes from.\n\n^^^^^^^^(Source ^^^^^^^- ^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^ass)",
"You're a pice of shit in a a shitty world, run by major shiteads! Remember that, and you won't feel quite as shitty.",
"I’m not gonna downvote or nothin but I’m definitely gonna express my underwhelmed opinion is all. ",
">They couldn't convict him for just saying he actually had 4 keys of coke:\n\nYes they could. What fucking law school did you go to?",
"Found Mr. Krabs’ mattress I see...",
"https://i.redd.it/h4qyn259qvd01.jpg",
"Those are called Soylent green, not hot dogs.",
"That's attention you don't need.\n\nYou sponsor the award for the chamber of commerce.",
"It's the south park episode when magic Johnson found the cure to aids. Mr.johnson slept with all his in the episode. And that was the cure to aids.",
"Ohh I remember that lol but i was thinking more of handing them money everytime he slept with them to keep their mouth shut 🤐 ",
"That feeling though when you can only claim $7850 dollars on your fire insurance claim. :(",
"Plot twist, the box was full before they took the pic",
"ITT: Decreasing dollar amount jokes",
"Drug lord I’m assuming? What a sad existence to stomp on your fellow man just to get ahold of money you can’t even spend without getting arrested.",
"I thought this was from a drug seizure? Either way it belongs to someone.",
"Is the wild sketch guy still around?",
"https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/agents-seize-approximately-20-million-and-arrest-brazilian-national-scheme-launder",
"Username checks out.",
"This is on the underside of every boxspring, ya morons. Thats why they put that white film over the bottom, so it doesn't fall out. ",
"After reading this I found it curious that there were gaps where more money could have been. ",
"Why shouldn’t cops get to keep the money wouldn’t that encourage police to go after more important than petty crime?",
"no they aren't, the books stores pretend they are worth that selling them to you, and then pretend they are worth penny's on the dollar at the end of the semester. ",
"Yes, Texas is overrated",
"Ok OP but why is it there",
"Walk into a police station and say \"arrest me: I once had a pound of heroin and sold it all.\" \nSee how arrested that gets you.",
"What if he took out like 1 note from each of the stacks? Would they count each stack to check if a few notes were taken?\n\nAlternatively, what if the disguised cop took money and made it look like the cop being tested took it?",
"I hold my bed up with stacks of Magic TG cards. This seems like a way less expensive solution. ",
"Sounds like a cross between Breaking Bad and Les Mis.",
"I like to ask myself, who would do that job? When you ask, who would be a drug cop? The answer isn't reassuring.\n",
"A pillow of the community. ",
"I dunno, all depends on the individual person. One rotten apple spoils the barrel as they say, esp when supervision know about the problem yet fail to do anything about it. \n\nThen this behavior becomes the standard, acceptable and the good ones think \"why do I bother doing things right when X officer does 100% illegal searches and gets departmental praise for an illegal bust when we all know he cuts corners?\" Cutting corners as a cop = most likely breaking the law",
"The text you quoted applies to criminal forfeiture. not civil. For civil forfeiture:\n\n> To get back the seized property, owners must prove it was not involved in criminal activity.\n\nGood luck proving that.\n\nFor a good summary on the topic, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks",
"I should have been clear that I was talking purely about criminal forfeiture. I didn't read the entire thread closely and assumed we' were talking about that, as that is usually the discussion in these threads.\n\n",
"In the UK, some drug busts with money etc are set up by the police to see if anyone on the team has sticky fingers. No officers on the entry team are aware of which bust is real or which has been set up. Serial numbers of notes, amounts of drugs etc are checked and logged prior to and after the raid. \nI don't think many people are aware of this and just think officers are obviously going to dip the cash or drugs. ",
"What a shame, all that money with no interest gaining. FeelsBustedMan",
"The OCD part of me thinks he needs more money to fill the frame evenly!",
"If those are all 20's , which they look like they are, that looks less than 5 million.",
"I'm sad to say I'm on my way. Won't be back for many a day",
"I plan on retiring the minute I have enough to ensure healthcare, a 70F ambient temperature, and 2600 calories a day for the rest of my life. I've seen too many people die middle aged and rich that were busy 24/7.\n",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States",
"Hire a pi to catch the cops dealing and bust them, so the only state witnesses are no longer reliable.",
"Maybe a car wash?",
"Cayman Islands, man.",
"Gaming the system isn’t cool.\n\nDoing everything you must to stay alive, on the other hand, is pretty cool. ",
"You don’t get rich by spending money ",
"That's a crapshoot. Many McDonalds only offer individual insurance, and some of it is gimmicky, like the kind of thing you'd see in one of those coupon books people sell door to door.",
"can I get in on it too?",
"that's the point.",
"Risky click of the day. Let’s do this. \nEDIT: Titaly safe for work. ",
"I guess you don’t get sarcasm. Fuck off.",
"In Canada it smells like maple syrup",
"The real problem is that you will get bored to tears after a few weeks in the Maldives without a job. Can't even buy a nice car with those millions, cause there aren't any roads.",
"Username checks out",
"[Ahem..](https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE1ODA0OTcxNjIzMzUxODIx/queen-elizabeth-ii-9286165-1-402.jpg)",
"The cure for HIV",
"I'm pretty sure that was roughly the story of Pablo Escobar. ",
"Where do you get one of these mattresses?",
"All that money, and you couldn't afford a decent phone. ",
"I know man",
"How are fence company gains ill-gotten gains?\n\nSounds like a lot of hard work.",
"> Stinkadena From https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stinkadena%2C%20Texas\n\nTOP DEFINITION\nStinkadena, Texas\nPasadena, Texas; known for its smelly air from chemical plants on the Houston Ship waterways. \n\n\"The Smell of Money\" according to one columnist for the Houston Chronicle daily newspaper. \n\nEndearing name like \"Windy City\", and Cake-eaters.\nGrowing up here in Stinkadena, Texas, I know I'm home when I can smell Pasadena.\n\nEdit: Dow (rhymes with wow) Pipe & Fence Co\n\nhttp://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasadena/news/article/Dow-Fence-Company-dubbed-a-good-neighbor-9428648.php",
"Thanks for your contribution.",
"Recently, Bill Gates said the \"Billionaires should foot the bill\" for transitioning the world into clean energy, and he was \"putting down the first $2b\"\n\nNow, that never seemed like a whole lot all things considered, but now that you tell me this, that doesn't seem like a lot at all. This fool's about to be a trillionaire.",
"I have been trying to figure it out. Dow Pipe & Fence Co in Pasadena?\n\nEdit: this guy?\n\nhttp://www.chron.com/neighborhood/pasadena/news/article/Dow-Fence-Company-dubbed-a-good-neighbor-9428648.php\n",
"It would really suck if the house had caught on fire. Always put your money in a fireproof safe. ",
"Hauled his trash off to your house.",
"OP's user name checks out. ",
"Does he also... lay pipe ?",
"You actually think that he actually thinks that?\n\nTeenager. \n\n^^/s",
"\"I once had a pound of heroin\" is very different from \"I had the specific instance of cocaine at a specific time that the police allege that I had it... I had even more\"\n\nSource: Am actually a lawyer and not an idiot talking out of his ass on the internet",
"We will never know how many rest in the building foundation's of New York",
"Holy crap. Next town over from me. Nothing ever happens in Westborough",
"Being OCD sleeping on top of this mess would really bother me at night.",
"If I could just have one of those stacks, my life would be a lot different. ",
"Did you find this ?\nHow did it get there , just a few $$$ per paycheck? :)",
"Not with that attitude. ",
"Do those insurances cover literally everything with no practical personal costs (*all the medicine and drugs as well*) involved? \n \nWhat about people who specifically can't work **because** they are sick and ill? Can they get the insurance?",
"Won't forget that. That's how it's gonna get built so fast. ",
"It pisses me off, if caught with this no matter how you acquire this money, what you see in the picture is illegal in a way and will likely cost you hours of wasted time and possibly days weeks or months of your own money locked in the system and some form of civil forfeiture. ",
"Weird place to keep $15 million ",
"You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!! ",
"Most people are fools",
"Oh, hi there Ozark <3",
"I bought at 11, close.\n\nIt’s a joke, all in good fun... relax! 😂",
"The joke is geared towards the geniuses who bought at 19k+ thinking it was “going to the moon!”",
"Congrats, I was more talking about the people who are super religious about it and think it’s going to replace actual money. ",
"They say sleeping on small, non-sequential bills are the best for your back",
"I misread \"burgled\" as \"buggered\" and thought that this was escalating pretty quickly.\n\nAlthough I have a great new idea for a role-play scene with someone wearing a Girl Scout uniform.",
"You can get Keebler versions of their cookies for a better price at almost any grocery store. I forget, but Keebler might even be one of the companies that they contract with so there's a good likelihood that they're exactly the same.",
"KC is a weird place. The better parts of downtown are all in Missouri, but the nicer suburbs are all over in Kansas. It's not really fair to call it part of either state.",
"All that money and thry cant afford nicer things.",
"Yeah, that 10million just barely fit under the bed",
"just cause you and whoever owned this bed is too stupid to launder cash doesn't mean everyone else is.",
"That is not *a grocery bag with a million dollars in it*.",
"Damn, how many teeth will they have lost over time.. ",
"But the evidence is an axe.",
"What would you do with the money, Reddit? I am curious.",
"Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room",
"Doesn't look very well distributed. No point in stashing all that cash if your just gonna hand it over to your chiropractor!\n",
"You're right, that other comments have no idea how government works. But there is no point debating it with most people.",
"I call this, house fire fuel.",
"If you discovered this in a motel would you take it? Fairly good odds someone comes looking for it or IRS gets curious.",
"Well yeah, they're a unitary system which is why there is either national versus city.",
"Go to the mattresses",
"I too know of this place. Can confirm it is run just like that. Unrelated note, mattress Mack is a fucking LEGEND!!!!",
"I’ll take my office job any day of the week over law enforcement. I respect 90% of the officers out there but it’s not something I’d want anything to do with personally career wise.",
"But you just drew the biggest distinction between KCMO and Overland Park/Leawood/Olathe: KC feels like a decent sized city and the Kansas side feels like a collection of giant subburbs (except KCK). They both can be nice in their own ways, but very little about the Kansas side feels at all like being in KC. It would be like calling San Jose San Francisco.",
"That's my name, that name again is theAmberTrap.",
"You're still not free to make that decision though, you're restricted by the coverage you have. Of course the insurance companies are telling you about your freedom, you're their Target market. My car insurance company boasts about how I can take my car anywhere, they're fast and reliable. After one accident they drop me and I'm free to choose another except now it's too expensive. In reality for most people when the insurance company says no you're no more free to choose than we are.\n\nFor the Canadian wait times, they are only rationed because people ARE line jumping. The doctor and specialist have to move in priority patients who need help right away. I waited 6 months to see a demonologist but I was extremely low priority. Back when I was younger my doctor saw I had a growth behind my ear drum, within a week I was under the knife. I also had 2 more follow up reconstructive surgeries in my ear even though I was no longer a medical risk, they wanted to improve my hearing. I know it's really pushed on you that the grass isn't greener but it's definitely not worst. Also, a lot cheaper in the end.",
"Or in a various safes, barrels, or other metal containers that you then bury in multiple locations. ",
"But of course ^",
"Should've linked to the bad dragon dildo website. Would've had a lot of people questioning a lot of things",
"As a Maryland native of almost 40 years, half the seasons can get fucked.",
"Especially in spring!",
"We know",
"20 million?! I only see $7 million.",
"Outa the crawlspace and into the bedroom",
"The more you steal, the more you don't care how ethical it is. ",
"[And this is why nobody can find it.](http://images.archant.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1009415.1314788086!/image/461678891.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/461678891.jpg)\n\nP.S. send me some cash.",
"Yeah it's literally crazy that you can get a laptop cheaper than a built computer now",
"Been there",
"Yes, here is the 2 million dollars that was under the bed, and nothing else.",
"OP mentioned a shell (front) company and money laundering.. I think it's fair to read that as saying, some large % of the money coming into that company is cash and isn't really for fences.",
"The guy would only get charged with the original two. Why? \nBecause the D.A. would know that any lawyer worth his salt could make the charge of the additional two not stick: maybe your courtroom skills just aren't up to snuff; could that be it, counselor? ",
"Uh...is this my Mayor?",
"I don't think I've ever seen someone write \"its\" in place of \"it's\" *and* write \"it's\" in place of \"its\" *in the same post*.\n\n*Greatful\" was just, like, a free bonus or something..",
"You mean take the money and start stealing more because that's what they're trained to do",
"Seconded on \"The Seven Five!\" I wish I could say it was eye-opening (not at all a dig on the documentary, but rather on the prevalence of police corruption), but it's incredibly interesting. ",
"I've been in new Jersey almost 10 years and yeah, winters can fuck off.",
"$30 million will get you leg support",
"All we found was some change in the couch cushions. ",
"Me?",
"glad I could make you happy. fucking grammar Nazis man.",
"But have you done that?",
"Oh, duh. Thanks. Sometimes even obvious stuff doesn't click at first.",
"How do I relate to this? Lol ",
"The holding corporation is a twist you just now brought up. We were talking about an individual. Thinking you as Joe Cool can just show up in the Caymans or Switzerland with a trunk of cash and open an account is nonsense. First of all you have to get it there without anyone knowing it to intercept it. If there is any suspicion All of these places would tip off the IRS, DHS or Interpol as it either looks like drug money or money to finance terrorism. Turning in a few terrorists keeps the heat off. \n\nIf you wire the money to your company or show up with bearer bonds thats different. And it isnt really a bank it is more of a private institution that holds your wealth,it doesnt pay interest, it makes no loans, it sends no statements, it is not registered with any banking or goverment agencies and you cant withdraw a ton of cash, it is all electronic and highly ecrypted such as with blockchain. \n\nCan it be done with a mattress of cash, highly doubtful unless you can launder the cash for untraceable assets, ideally something you can legitimately sell for money to wire offshore. Or you could just start a car wash ;)",
"First off, Joe Cool can absolutely open an account in the Cayman Islands without anyone tipping off anyone. There is talk that this may not be true in the future, but for now, it is absolutely true.\n\nSecondly, transporting money personally without a paper trail is as simple as either smuggling it (you'd be surprised how hard it is to search for paper in all the places it can hide) or making in-person cryptocurrency purchases in the US, tumbling the funds, then selling them in the Caymans.\n\nThirdly, two aspects of a holding company that you have ignored is their ability to transfer money on your behalf, anonymously to banks, and the insurance they provide for funds held. Much safer than a mattress, and accessible internationally.\n\nFourthly, you are ignoring, once again, the fact that this is done every day. This isn't some rare situation that some criminal might or might not pull off. There are entire businesses devoted to moving money off the books, and their clients are everything from drug dealers to fortune 500 companies.\n\nHere is some super basic info for you, to help you understand offshore banking and investment better:\n\nhttps://hfsoffshore.com/faq.aspx/what-does-it-mean-to-go-offshore",
"Sure, if you're lucky enough to work full-time hours and qualify for insurance. Most fast food chains specifically hire all part-timers (except for management roles), for this reason.",
"I hope you use your teen years wisely, they go by fast.",
"The next day he was arrested...f*cking idiot",
"Yeah I agree. I wasn’t surprised at all.... but the stories were awesome and people should realize this stuff still happens a lot. ",
"You’re a hero",
"The Amber Trap did me ",
"Right there with you! :)",
"What are you talking about? Laptops are like $300-400 bucks, and a built computer was like $500-600 minimum after all the peripherals.",
"This looks so unhygienic ",
"I’m referring to gaming laptops.",
"I hope I'm not on a list now. RIP me",
"makes plenty of sense... but would your 100k would be tax free so it would be like much more than 100k a year... however it would also be harder to spend.",
"Lol, so many officers just steal the money.",
"Just like many officers, it's ok man, we are all human.",
"Yep sworn officer. The department ran out of money and will probably get absorbed by county so it's pretty much a move to keep my cert active until I can find a better paying job.",
"Well that's the decent thing for them to do I guess. Good luck finding a new gig. I hope you are soon one of those overpaid cops I complain about 🙂",
"Shhh, don't tell my wife.",
"I'm assuming $2 million in profits, which would be post-laundering, but pre-tax, which would make it about equivalent to a $100k/yr paycheck",
"Yes it is, via a pyramid scheme",
"I'm so sick of hearing about 'a few bad apples.'\nBased on all available evidence serious police misconduct it's widespread to the point of pervasive. At this point I'm shocked that anyone would give a cop the benefit off the doubt about anything.\n\nIt's the sort of thing that will eventually destroy American law enforcement. One look at me and you would think I should be a huge supporter of the PD. Middle class white guy too close to middle age; I don't like that someone is selling dope two blocks down, I can't stand tweakers like three one I caught trying to get into my truck not too long ago. I should be a reliable pro police vote in both jury and ballot boxes, but I'm not. And it's three cops own fault for that.",
"Yes, this post is why you are a retard",
"The point remains. You're taking the actions of one or very few people, only to then apply that to every single officer.\n\nThat's exactly equal to saying that because rape always happens, all people who have or will ever exists are rapists.\n\nPlease give yourself a moment to contemplate that which may not come to your mind initially. You'll become better and better in logical discourse.",
"Yeah, no, I've been paying attention my whole life, you should try it. Your analogy is horribly flawed. I didn't decide to become a man, and then abet and ignore the actions of any other man \"on my team\". You are making an argument that boils down to foolishness like \"Not ALL Hells Angels are bad.\" Some are probably decent guys, sure, but look at the company they keep.",
"> The thing I don't get about people is why didn't they just disappear when they hit 10-15 million?\n\nMaybe we don't hear about the ones who do.",
"Probably regarding the safe that you were supposed to have open last weekend and we still have heard no results.",
"You think I've never been poor? You think I'm not poor now? Even at my absolute poorest and lowest point I wouldn't even consider doing that. Anyone who would is a real piece of shit. ",
"Nobody appreciates moral grandstanding when candid honesty was asked for. ",
"Think back, to the day of the safe.",
"No, it's pretty much that you're talking out of your arse and are wrong. Stop digging deeper.",
"and you belive everything you read online? Have you ever traveled outside the US? It is not done everyday (new accounts). Are you even in the USA? Have you worked for a bank? How old are you, you are so full of idealism you gotta be a teenager.\n Person to person cyprtocurrency? WTF are you talking about?The whole deal with crypt currency is being anonymous and needing no cash yet someone is going to walk into a bar and give you a bitcoin for a bag of cash? Thats a way to get robbed of your money.\n\nGo ahead and try this and I’ll enjoy seeing your name in the news getting busted. It is not easy and it is not done every day, it is done occasionally by people who know exactly how to subvert things so no law enforcement gets a whiff (that part you got right). But when it cones down to it and the Government starts putting pressure on another Government where that money resides it will be found. The DEA has found drug money all over the world, DHS has tracked terrorism funds, other agencies like the IRS bust these scams all the time. The only way to keep money totally hidden is to never tell anyone you have it, spend it very carefully and in small amounts.",
"You sure talk a lot for someone with no data to back up his statements.",
"Winter and ?",
"Winter and ?",
"Winter and ?",
"Winter and ?",
"Hm?",
"I'm sorry you think it's moral grandstanding to say that somone is a piece of shit for being willing to rob girl scouts of $250 because they were poor? This is also honesty and I think it's how the vast majority of people would feel about this kind of behavior. Somone is objectively a bad/immoral person for being willing to do this just because they were poor. Like I said, I've been at the very fucking bottom and I would never have even considered anything like that. ",
"Considering I now live in SF, that's an amazingly good analogy.\n\nI would agree though. Johnson County is pretty much it's own thing. It's even become common in recent years for businesses to move there so people aren't even commuting to downtown KCMO as much as they used to. They're part of the same region, but they're no longer as heavily linked to one another.",
"It was mostly a joke. I was answering the question for the sake of saying something. Chill out and get off you’re high horse. There’s nothing moral about being a prick either.",
"I mean you said realistically and if you're desperate 250. Didn't sound like mostly joking so if it was actually a joke then ok sorry, I obviously didn't get that in the context. Don't think it's being a prick to call someone who would steal from little girls a piece of shit though. And the fact that you said mostly kind of throws me off too. People would actually do this kind of stuff too. ",
"KC->SF is a move we've considered. Are you happy with it?",
"Take $100 Off Your Leesa Mattress, 100-Night Free Trial and Free Nationwide Shipping at Leesa!\n\nGet Your Leesa Coupon at :\n\nhttp://bestcoupondaily.com/coupons-category/leesa-coupons/\n\nLeesa #LeesaCoupon #LeesaCouponCode #LeesaDiscount #LeesaDeals #LeesaSale #LeesaPromoCode #LeesaCoupons #LeesaCouponCodes",
"Can you afford $3,000 a month in rent? That's really the biggest issue for most people.\n\nBut yes, I never want to leave. On the other hand I hated the Midwest and enjoy living in a dense, culturally relevant city with all of the amenities that come with it.",
"The Chinese seem to have no problem; a massive amount of real estate in Vancouver (many $5m CAD homes) are owned by students and homemakers; it's become a huge problem because there are entire neighbourhoods of multi million dollar properties, but nobody has any paper income, so they aren't paying income tax. ",
"Didn't make this shit up, sorry to disappoint the doubters. I guess he could've been bullshitting us. All I remember is that the company just hired labor from a temp agency, and surely didn't know his history. He relayed his story to us and said that his lawyer recommended that he find a job, even a temp one, to appear more upstanding. This was 28 years ago if that matters. ",
"I think this is rampant and besides, who wouldn't be tempted? It's the perfect crime. What dealer is going to protest, esp. a 14 yr old kid. \nAlso, who the fuck is downvoting comments like this? Must be cops in the thread :)",
"His story was that his lawyer recommended that he find a job, even a temp one, to appear more upstanding. This was 28 years ago if that matters.",
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world:\nThose who understand binary,\nand those who do not...",
"He didnt get that money from making sturdy beds, thats for sure.\n Those slats are dangerously thin and if it wasnt for all those wads of cash i doubt he would of had a comfortable sleep at all...",
"as do you...like I said try it and see. ",
"Vegas.",
"No-one caught him when he'd stolen $1m. Or $10m. Or $50m. Why would he think he'd get caught any time soon?\n\nNot to mention that most people who find a way to make money like this don't give themselves a hard limit and start building a way out, because only people who are going to get caught do that, right? Easier to just let the money keep rolling in. Particularly if \"a way out\" would basically need to involve faking your own death, taking up another identity, and manufacturing a backstory *with evidence and history* to explain where all the money came from. Not to mention finding a way to make tens of millions of dollars vanish in a way that people who specialize in tracking money couldn't figure out where it went even if the case was re-opened in ten or twenty years with new AI toolkits.\n\n*Maybe* you could get away with faking your death, setting up a corporation or trust in a country which has no links with the US and doesn't keep electronic records, transferring the money there, creating your own bank, faking your death and escaping to that country via private jet under a false name, creating a second bank, transferring the money to the second bank, setting yourself up with a falsified new identity, then transferring the money from there to a first-world bank under your new name, moving the money to a second first-world bank, shutting down the temporary banks and \"losing\" all the paperwork for their records, arranging for some extremely good plastic surgeons in China or another country who know how to keep their mouths shut to alter your features, then 'immigrate' back into the US via an EB5 visa.\n\nOr just set up a foreign company/trust which has a local branch and employ yourself, first as a Director of Sales, then as a North American VP, then eventually as the new CEO, paying yourself enormous salaries. Downside of that is that you'd be paying income tax, but there are ways to minimize that when you have access to that kind of money.\n\nOr set up a charity or church, make a big deal about attending rich-people events to solicit donations, and oh look, $60m in anonymous tax-free donations, gosh where did that come from. It's not like there aren't mega-churches where the guy at the top has a multimillionaire lifestyle.",
"People like living in the country they grew up in. Sometimes even the same city. They might still have family, friends, business contacts, \"business\" obligations...",
"TYPE AMEN IN 3 SECONDS AND CHECK YOU BANK ACCOUNT IN 3 DAYS!!! YOU’LL BE BLESSED WITH MONEY FROM HEAVEN!!!",
"> Some are probably decent guys, sure\n\nYou've just invalidated your point while at the same time conceding my notion.\n\nYou made this twice as easy.",
"Are you dumb? They joined the team. ",
"sounds about right. \n\n* the bedframe appears to hold 8 bills wide and 3 bills tall. \n* US currency is 2.6\" x 6.1\" \n* that makes 48\" wide (and 7.8\" deep). so the frame is probably for a full-size mattress (54\"x75\") \n* let's assume the storage space is 48x69x7.8. that's 14.95 cubic feet of storage space. \n* according to the link below, $1M in $100 bills takes up 643 cubic inches (0.37 cubic feet) \n* if that volume was full of 100s, it would be about $40.4M \n* it's kind of blurry, but a lot of the visible bills look like Jackson, not Franklin \n* about 2/3 full of non-crisp, mixed bills... $17.5M sounds reasonable \n\nhttp://www.cockeyed.com/inside/million/million.html\n\n",
"That looks exactly like my room if not for the $20 million dollars.. :( "
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"It's called a Sun dog when its from the sun, but since this is the Moon I guess its called a moon dog?\n\nIt's caused by the refraction of sunlight (in this case moonlight) by ice crystals in the atmosphere\n\nEDIT: yup.. called a [moon dog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_dog)",
"Thanks for the explanation. \n\nPardon the poor quality, iPhone 7 low light shots aren’t the best. ",
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"It would be hard for anyone to resist the urge to do the same thing as you walk by that pos. Just think, he got caught. How many of these sickos are still out there. ",
"Absolute scum! The officers should’ve all closed their eyes instead of stopping the father lunging for that waste of existence! ",
"Should’ve let him beat the fuck outta him",
"Heard the audio. 1st he asked for 5mins alone with nassar, then asked for 1 minute. Can't say I wouldn't do the same in his place.",
"[Sometimes things like this do have happy endings.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNfZ1emQxo)\n\nA father murdered his son's pederast, on video, surrounded by police, and only got 5 years probation. Zero prison time!",
"The real question is how that officer got his leg up so high so fast \n\nEdit: can’t spell leg ",
"Yeah basically the prosecution was like, yup no way a jury is ever going to convict this man. ",
"Vocabulary word of the day!",
"The guy in the plaid blazer looks like Triple H. ",
"It's always nice to be precise. :)",
"Been watching the Big Lebowski, haven't you?",
"That picture of Nassar cowering like a bitch should be the only picture the media uses of him. Isn't fun when they're bigger and you're the target, is it Larry?",
"All for show. If you are serious you don't ask for permission, you just do it.",
"Because it wasn't a let down",
"A large part of it is that they're delusional. Absolutely delusional.\n\nListen to this outspoken molestor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrd29-_O3I#t=24m47s and it becomes clear they need to be put in a straightjacket.",
"What in the world is the guard doing?",
"My thoughts too, however this father's \"attempt\" wasn't wasted: Nassar continuing to hear the girls' testimonials and seeing this father lunge at him will help drill into his memory for the rest of his life behind bars. ",
"I'll be the first to ask: Is this father going to be punished for attempted assault/battery? I'm totally OK with him going free, just curious. ",
"Im interested to listen to this but I think I'll avoid playing it at the barber right now. Gonna save this for later. ",
"r/accidentalrenaissance",
"Agreed.",
"Judge: \"As for the direct contempt of court, there is no way this court is going to issue any type of punishment, given the circumstances of this case...\"\n\nShe made him promise no more outbursts or such in or out of court, and apologize.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-vLhR4h6g",
"He was not punished. ",
"To death*",
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!",
"Jury nullification is a thing for a reason ",
"Kill that motherfucker ",
"i just cracked up at work while on the phone with a client visualizing that play out. thanks.",
"It surprises me time and time again how Reddit seems absolutely okay with vigilantism. Yes the man most likely deserved a harsh punishment, but at the hands of impartial people and after a fair trial. After all he maybe could have been found innocent. And going by the same logic/justification, wouldn't it be fair if a relative of the killed man now killed the father? A sentence of a juridical body is the only thing to break this vicious cycle. If you really condone this sort of behaviour you might as well abandon the legal system and let everyone just take revenge as they please.",
"its finally his chance to get on the desk and pull out his pepper spray and tell every one to sit the fuck down",
"elaborate WWE storyline. ",
"That's a pretty decent theory. Mine is that he panicked and handcuffed the guy's wrist to his ankle for no reason. ",
"[Larry Nassar](https://i.imgur.com/LZw50bS.png)",
"How can it be a good idea to video all of this and let the public watch? Are the girls who are testifying opting in to being filmed and televised or can they testify in private?",
"Nice work",
"Username checks out",
"See, I completely understand how vigilantism isn't good at a society-wide level. On the other hand, if someone kidnapped and raped *my* daughter, and I had access to that person, and knew with certainty they were guilty...I can't say for sure that I wouldn't do very harsh things to them. \n\n> wouldn't it be fair if a relative of the killed man now killed the father\n\nI understand playing devil's advocate, but you can't seriously think that \"vengeance for kidnapping and raping my child\" is on the same moral ground as \"vengeance for killing my child-abducting, rapist relative\".",
"What you want for society as a whole should be the moral guidance for your own behaviour. You can't expect others to act in a certain way that you wouldn't choose for yourself. Or in the words of Kant: \"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.\"\n\nAnd in response to the second statement. By killing the man you now are sinking just as low. When it is okay for you to kill a rapist, surely it's okay for the relative to kill a murderer, to kill you. His reasons vor vengeance are now just as good as yours originally were.",
"Wouldn't that be for a guilty, but not a non-guilty verdict? ",
"Yes they are opting in, many have chosen not to. It’s good to educate the public about these issues. Many molesters have these kind a victim counts. And it took over a dozen people to cover this up.",
"Yeah I'm sure they'd love a paedophile on WWE",
"the ultimate heel",
"This isn’t hard to understand fella, it is both objective and subjective. As citizens we objectively acknowledge that vigilantes are bad and that we should have a system of law. Subjectivity we also understand that all of that goes out the window when it’s your kid, we’d want both. What seems like a conflict to you is not, it is the difference between knowing that eating a candy bar will make you fat and liking it so much you don’t care. It’s called being human.",
"I would murder that fucker and happily spend the rest of my days in jail.",
"To me it just shows that they can't help it. Just like any other sexual orientation. \n\nNot saying we should let them loose on a schoolbus either.",
"> vigilantism\n\nYou mean crowd sourced justice? /s",
"> and knew with certainty they were guilty\n\nThat's the whole point. *You* can't. The system debates and exposes facts until we know the truth.\n\n1 man can't just know. And if he can, the conviction is going to be reallllyyyy easy. No need to go to prison for it...\n\n>I understand playing devil's advocate, but you can't seriously think that \"vengeance for kidnapping and raping my child\" is on the same moral ground as \"vengeance for killing my child-abducting, rapist relative\".\n\nI do. Both suffered injustice and both took it in their own hands. Both animals incapable of thinking further than their kneejerk reactions.",
"What is that officer doing? He is putting himself is an awkward position.",
"still gives him too much screen real estate",
"Not for acquittals ",
"That does not apply when the person pleads guilty. \n\nAlso beyond all reasonable doubt. That’s the standard. Not all doubt period. ",
"How do you know they’ll be fine? Just because they didn’t have their faces ripped off doesn’t mean that they’re not in pain. Sexual abuse is traumatizing",
"No, its not like any other sexual orientation. Straight, LGTBQ, they all know that expressing sexuality with someone who CANNOT provide proper consent is plain wrong. Its predatory, it's a mental disorder, and maybe incurable, but is not natural.\n\nEdit: I get what hes saying, im just saying there is no equivocation between gender or sexual identity, and the predatory sexualization of minors. \"Its not a choice\", yeah, i think it is...consistently the wrong one and thats why its a mental disorder not an acceptable identity.",
"no!",
"You’re absolutely delusional if you think that 90% of these girls will be fine, they were little girls that were abused for years. That shit doesn’t heal",
"Is that an enlightened 90%?",
"Jesus. I mean I get the desire. But I'm not a fan of the action.\n\nAnd so wildly irresponsible. Could have killed one of those cops for nothing.",
"I think he's saying the attraction is. Yeah acting out on it is wrong. But in the sense that you cant chose what your attracted to.",
"I have a feeling he won’t be alive very long when he gets there. ",
"Yes those poor puppies won’t be fine but that does not diminish what Larry Nassar did to these girls. Why are you comparing these two things? Both were tragic but its not a fucking contest. Why are we not allowed to be upset about this? ",
"love this classic here is the full video WARNING GRAPHIC NSFL\nhttp://www.jodyplauche.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Baton-Rouge-Airport-Shooting-Graphic-quwZhWgAFVs-3.mp4?_=1 DAMN IT GARY WHY!?",
"This isn’t Dennis this is Randy Quaid. Confirmed. ",
"That cop on the right is like \"Now's my chance, in this chaos I'll stand on the desk and finally be the tallest person in the room!\"",
"wish it would have gone more like this [NSFW/NSFL/DEATH Father gets revenge on sons rapist](http://www.jodyplauche.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Baton-Rouge-Airport-Shooting-Graphic-quwZhWgAFVs-3.mp4?_=1)",
"Faith in humanity = bolstered",
"If you think what Michael Vick did was worse than what Larry Nasser did, you are not englightened, you're a dumbass.",
"He didn't say it was natural or right. He said they don't choose their attraction just like straight and gay people don't, which is correct.",
"I agree. He wanted to be stopped. It was all very \"Kurt Russell\" so I give him points for Dad style. ",
"The father may have been across the room when he started going at Nassar.",
"Would have been a lot easier to get at him around the time of the crimes instead of when he was in a court room.",
"The officer with his foot on the table looks like Cowboy from Full Metal Jacket.",
"Obviously the move would have been to bring a ceramic throwing knife. \n\nMake that an axe. ",
"And Nassar gets teabagged by the guard.",
"can I have 5 mins? No sir, please take your time would had been my reply ",
"I was trying to avoid this video but flipped on the TV right as they showed it.\n\nWhen I heard his daughter say “Dad!” as he lunged I just broke down sobbing. \n\nThat man deserved to beat the fuck out of Larry Nassar.",
"He could have put some effort into that. Fuck! If that was me I’d have dove and knocked that officer on his ass and rear naked chocked that POS until they had to shoot me or tase me to get me to let go. ",
"Bailiff from the Ministry of Silly Walks there. ",
"And the thread of those pants did not bust.",
"Taking the high ground!",
"No they need to be straight up put down, in the same manner that you put down and animal that bites a human.",
"A lot of Nassar's victims tried to get people to believe them a long time ago. Their parents ignored them, or said they were lying. There'd be a lot less victims now if the girls' parents had listened to them then.",
"Anyone else trying to figure out whos hand is coming out of the officers boot? I thought it was the guy in grey but it also looks like his hand is holding back Larry Nassar, is it the boots hand?",
"I still like \"The Hangmans\" speech from The Hateful Eight for that reason. His not actually being a hangman doesn't change the meaning.",
"\"QUICK LARRY!! PUT YOUR HEAD IN MY CROTCH!!\"",
"I love that he wore his IBEW shirt.",
"> i think it is...consistently the wrong one and thats why its a mental disorder not an acceptable identity.\n\nPeople said that very thing about LGBTQs not 20 years ago.\n\nLet me reiterate that I'm not advocating to include pedophilia in the same group as LGBTQ. CLEARLY pedophilia has no place in our society.\n\nBut in order to better understand something we need to approach it with a broader angle than the simple criminal/mental health one.",
"Your understanding of the law isn't great and frankly it terrifies me that your opinion is so widely shared...",
"Nassar plead guilty. He is the person at issue here. He is guilty. ",
"WELL FUCK. I deserved that. You warned me. He rolled over and I saw his eyes. I deserved that.",
"Still doesn't give the first bystander to pop him in the face...\n\n",
"He deserved that",
"You’re outta your element, Donnie!",
"Normal straight and gay people don't rape others. \n\nChild molesters do. \n\nI have no problem with pedophiles as long as they don't assault kids, they can't help who they're attracted to. ",
"I was explaining to my wife that I’d happily leave the courtroom and walk to the nearest bank and rob it if I knew I’d end up in the same prison as that prick Nassar.",
"Did someone say ceramic guillotine? ",
"To death?",
"You can have the rest of his life, sir.",
"Man. You just made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. Bravo.",
"Straight and gay people rape other people all the time. ",
"Demonstrating proper technique for Nassar to use in prison",
"Clearly the boot’s hand. Every courtroom has an appointed handboot to place neatly on desks if things get messy. Fortunately, this courageous officer removed his own foot so handboot could be used heroically. ",
"Did you really just imply that the average straight or gay person \"rapes people all the time\"?\n\nThe entire point was that normal people don't rape others. Just like your average pedophile doesn't rape kids, child molesters do. ",
"That's how he'll be in jail for the rest of his life, cowering like a bitch.",
"I don't know what your definition of normal is. Normal people do fucked up things all the time.",
"If you zoom in, you can see it's the grey suit guy's hand (you can see the extension of his wrist to the side of the boot). Also, the hand holding back Nassar is the wrong orientation of grey suit - - the thumb would be on the wrong side. There is someone else behind grey suit holding Nassar back.",
"He should never have to pay a bar tab for the rest of his life. That’s a dad.",
"Anybody have the video of this happening?\n\nEdit: [nevermind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrd29-_O3I#t=24m47s)\n\nEdit2: what the fuck happened to my link? The fuck is this?\n\nEdit3: [here it is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HjnwaagBigA)",
"> That's the whole point. You can't.\n\nOh, c'mon. That's an absurd statement.\n\nYes, in many cases, perhaps even in most cases, you can't be sure. But there still exist many many cases where you can be. Like, when people are literally caught on camera, and/or they give full, uncoerced confessions, and/or when the cumulative evidence against them is just that overwhelming.\n\nThis is such a case. If you think there is any doubt whatsoever that Nasser is guilty, I genuinely question your sanity.",
"If virtually any person in that father's position would act as he did, then how can it possibly be correct that that universal reaction is incorrect?",
"This man is not a hero. ",
"Touche",
"Can't escape the long leg of the law...",
"Let’s just break into Nassar’s holding area, beat him a little, then set him on fire.\n\nAs a warning to the others in his position; nothing like deterrence against those who think themselves untouchable ",
"if only we cared as much about people who are exploiting the american people for their own gains.",
"I can imagine a lot of that father's pain is that he didn't notice anything was wrong earlier. \n\n\"So it started with one, but they didn't tell me, then I sent another daughter, and I didn't know anything was wrong, then a third daughter and I was still powerless.\"",
"You’re forgetting the other part of what u/Mr-Blah said - if you *can* know for 100% certainty that someone is guilty, getting a conviction for them because exceptionally easy, and there is no need for vigilantism",
"This is not a sexual orientation. ",
"Wow. I've never seen this full clip. Just the edited version where the cop talks about the incident.",
"I’m too scared to watch.. what happens?",
"I’m not the only one that thought that. Good",
"I think they should randomly wake him up and shove items into his ass, then leave without any words spoken...",
"yep its hard to find and the only place i can find it is from the sons web site he does talks about abuse from what i can understand of his page http://www.jodyplauche.net/",
"Man that was convicted of raping the victim was walking down the corridor. The father of the victim was waiting, using a pay phone, and turned and fired a handgun point blank alongside the rapist's head. Authorities escorting the rapist apprehended the father and the video ended. ",
"Just do what Russia does, chemical castration. It removes all sexual desire. Basically it turns a human into a vulcan.",
"Oh I imagine he’ll be in mandatory isolation for his own safety. 23 hours of isolation a day. Which is arguably worse of a punishment. But I don’t find myself feeling sorry for him, imagine that.",
"Judge dropped everything, no jury would convict him. Now the University needs to be held accountable and the camp in Texas. ",
"Have to agree here. Seems nonsensical to make such a rash decision and put your child through having to watch his or her father go to jail or at least on trial. Seems like it would only further damage one’s family. If that was me I’d want to grill his ass in court, watch him get sentenced to life in prison or worse and laugh at him all the while, but there’s no way I’d force my recently abused child to have a murderer for a father. It just seems gross to think about. ",
"Nassar is just helping him stretch",
"Dat boii",
"Don't try it!",
"Millions. Possibly billions.",
"he was so close ",
"Kill him",
"Honestly, I still believe in the judicial system and am glad that Nassar will spend the rest of his life being either abused by inmates or kept by himself. Being beaten to death is truest to kind a fate for such a person.",
"Looks like the serial killer boyfriend from Reno 911 and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. ",
"Such a dad outfit ",
"Yeah, a judge nullifying an acquital by a jury is some seriously despotic shit.",
"More of a mob than a crowd.",
"Of course you're going be deeply enraged and fully despise the person that did these horrible things to you and your family. That's normal, just as you say and I would feel this way too. And this is exactly the reason why you should not speak and execute the sentence in this case. Your judgement is clouded. ",
"Jesus christ, time for some fucking /r/eyebleach",
"Should have kept the cop's ass in it too so it looks like he's getting shit on",
"Holy cuck",
"I don't know about you, but that isn't a happy ending for me. We shouldn't be celebrating vigilante justice.",
"Normally there’s a cycle of abuse. Predators were victims. Need to break the cycle. ",
"Can see the difference in generations in that video. Had I been filming that, there'd have been a commentary track of OH SHIT HE JUST SHOT THAT MAFUCKA, THEY ARRESTIN HIS ASS NOW, MAFUCKAS BLEEDIN OUT, SHIT SOMEONE BE DEAD UP IN THIS BITCH",
"This is kind of annoying. I know it seems cynical or whatever, but death is something of a blessing. Living in the anticipation of dying, the pain it could be, the unexpectedness, that lack of control. This guy got to live his dream of molesting a kid, then without warning or fear, was killed instantly and probably very painlessly. The real punishment would have been suffering in prison for the rest of his long long life. But he got to achieve his ultimate fetish then pay zero consequences. Sure the dad feels satisfied in resolving it from his side, but I don't think it was fair. ",
"Just finally watch the star wars movies for the first time last month. All of a sudden I notice this reference almost daily lol.",
"I'm pretty sure less than 1 in 7 people are child molesters",
"The prequels? I'm sorry for your loss.",
"I had not seen any of them. The prequels weren't has good but I did enjoy episode 3. Rogue One was honestly my favorite though, it was super fun all the up until I started crying for the last 20 minutes. Episode 1 or the force awakens were my least favorites.\n\nGotta catch the last Jedi before it's out of theaters.",
"Rogue One is probably my favorite to this day. It felt *real*.\n\nBut the prequels... I just watched them recently for the first time, too, and jesus christ the special effects. It felt like there was a total of four actual actors, while everything else was CGI that did not age well. That and some of the acting was just atrocious.\n\nBut to each his own, I guess.",
"I completely agree. Though I did enjoy watching Anakins transformation. Could have been better but I enjoyed the theme of it. \n ",
"But considering that there is a very high chance that you will go to jail for murder, this seems in a way selfish in comparision to being there for your daughter.",
"Looks like pee-wee Herman",
"Aren't child molestors abused instantly once found out by other prisoners or is that not true anymore?",
"I love movies with happy endings. ",
"In the video you can see he thought the father was going to go over the table, so the officer initially made to go on the table in order to block the father, before another officer stopped him getting that close.",
"The only person I feel bad for was the guy escorting him because he was in danger. ",
"So like the movie little Nicky where his dad shoves pineapples into Hitler's ass ",
"They will. Count on it.",
"Head on over to /r/PrequelMemes. It's mandatory now that you've seen them.",
"> It felt real.\n\nWhat felt real? \n\n\nIt felt like a best of to me. ",
"You can also hear one of the guards who hold the father down saying „I understand“. ",
"If my children were subjected to that I would do the same thing as this father did if not more",
"I would not be attacking him in public... i'd be making friends with the guards where he gets imprisoned and learn who the top dog inmates are and befriend them as well... and make his life hell while in prison.",
"Upvote for hilarious confusion",
"Don't mess with a union worker. They will not be taking your crap. ",
"Why incriminate yourself in court? He should rather find out who will be serving time with the guy, then pay their relatives in order to get him raped and tortured while in prison. And then, when he endured it without killing himself he should wait for the day the guy gets released, pick him up and shoot both his knee-caps.",
"I get his anger, I do, but it’s very childish to think violence fixes violence...but I guess it’s in America so it’s not surprising. In the video you can even see his daughter say “dad, stop.” Obviously this isn’t the first time she’s had to witness daddy’s temper and knew what could happen. ",
"yeah, I immediately suspect this father...you had THREE kids molested? how did it not stop after the first one?\n\n150+ victims it took before the brakes finally took hold...this Nassar fuck is hardly the only guilty party here",
"Calling for the death of your own people makes a mockery of any kind of justice system.\n\nAn eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.\n\nPeople are not educated about what to do when they think things that aren't \"normal\" especially in their formative years because there is a fucking MASSIVE social stigma about those kinds of issues, precisely because hair brains like you keep calling for the death penalty for anyone that experiences them. Nobody's going to speak up when they'll just be labelled a paedophile even if they have never acted on their impulses and the problem just festers.\n\nSo they hide and grow up in secret and hope it goes away, but it doesn't and they end up turning into this kind of monster.\n\nAll you're doing with your attitude is perpetuating more monsters.",
"Delusional. Possibly paranoid delusional.\n\nStop reading the tabloids...",
"Devils advocate but what if they make a mistake? It’s the same reason I’ve kind of turned against the death penalty. Because mistakes happen. People get falsely accused. More lives are ruined. \n\nDon’t get me wrong, I think child predators deserve the harshest treatment we can dole out but there are definitely people who get falsely accused. ",
"Hey look, another person defending any form of pedophilia.\n\nThis isn't about some guy having fantasies, (which is in and of itself fucking revolting). This is about a man who acted on his impulses for years and preyed on countless girls whose parents thought this would never happen. Fuck outta here with that bullshit, and just because you support the death penalty for heinous acts against children who can't protect themselves does not make you hair brained. Man deserves to die but instead he'll sit in prison until he dies while taxpayer money keeps him alive. ",
"People like this make me seriously question my own beliefs about the death penalty. In theory, I think that it's barbaric and horrendously inefficient. But if you told me that there was a one time pass in this case and that he was being pushed into a wood chipper in the parking lot of the courthouse, I would be fine with it. Instead they'll have to protect this piece of trash in solitary for the rest of his life. It's unfortunate that they won't just throw him into gen pop and let his new peers sort it out.",
"Makes it so much better!",
"Okay, but side note. Wtf does that cop think he is going to accomplish by putting his leg up on the desk???",
"Dad absoulety deserved what he was asking for too. He ASKED if he could touch that p.o.s. \nLarry on the other hand, did NOT ask. He just did. (Doesn't matter to me that dad didnt listen to the judges reply. I would have done the same damn thing. HE ASKED THOUGH!) \nThe fact that dad asked and Larry didnt... Do you know what I'm getting at?! Those girls didnt want to be touched and OBVI neither did Scary Larry. ",
"First off, this is not one of MY own, I don't act like that. How dare you.\n\nSecond, this is a cut and dry case, there isn't anything to discuss. This man handed over his humanity card and it's up to the rest of reasonable humanity to remove this guy from our presence. \n\nSometimes people are just trash, and no amount of effort and rehabilitation can change that. The value placed on human life is way over priced, this is not a life worth preserving. The only reason people like you want to preserve a life like his is to make yourself feel better about a tough decision that needs to be made. This life has caused irreparable damage to 3 innocent lives. This life needs to live no longer and I feel crystal clear in my conscience saying that.\n\nLike a rabid dog, there is no cure but to take him out back and shoot him. That's the only proper justice. It's just right.",
"I have a sneaking suspicion he was not actually using the pay phone, but just acting like he was.",
"Thank you, voice of reason, Riddla26 can let their son or daughter go play in the park this pedophile will eventually live next to.",
"This does not surprise me, coming from this website, one bit.",
"No, he didn't. He made a grave mistake and should be punished but who are we to take away a human's life? \n\nJesus.",
"I mean the guy is shackled to the desk, not much he could have done in that situation. ",
"If you \"got\" the anger of father facing someone who hurt his daughters you wouldn't be lecturing.",
"Nope, just a father facing a man who hurt his daughters. ",
"Yeah, yeah actually what was his plan. Any photos of him on the table??",
"Maybe his motive wasn't punishment. Maybe he just couldn't abide the thought of his son's rapist continuing to exist.",
"in the eyes of many (most?) - myself included - that thing what was killed forsook humanity when it decided to prey upon children.\n\na fate undeserved; harsher punishment should’ve awaited in that hallway than a swift death.",
"> but it’s very childish to think violence fixes violence\n\nI think it's the opinion of a naive idiot to think that it's black and white. There are uncountable numbers of times where violence of action has saved lives. ",
"Vigilantism is never right, but I can honestly not fault the guy in that situation.",
"Look at me. I am the judge now",
"That's probably it",
"As in there were no miracles that saved the heroes at the last second, everybody lived happily ever after, etc.",
"And doing all he can to make it worse",
"This wasn't a kneejerk reaction. It was a carefully plotted, perfectly executed decision made in cold, calculated anger.",
"> What you want for society as a whole should be the moral guidance for your own behaviour. \n\nI agree completely with this. \n\nBut I'm honest enough to admit that I can't always live up to to my own ideals. And the example above might be one such case.\n\n> When it is okay for you to kill a rapist, surely it's okay for the relative to kill a murderer, to kill you. \n\nWell, I suppose there are moral systems which are that childishly simplistic. But mine is more nuanced.\n\nHumanity has made a distinction between justifiable crimes an non-justifiable crimes, as well as many shades of grey in between. Thus the distinction between first degree murder, second degree murder, and manslaughter. \n\nThere are some lines which the law admits should not be crossed. In some states, you can shoot a burglar dead in your house without it being a crime. Is it because shooting people is OK? No. It's because at a social (and practical) level, society acknowledges that there is no justifiable reason to steal from another person's home, and that the very act itself—even in the absence of weaponry on the burglar—is an individual and societal threat that cannot be tolerated.\n\nWell, kidnapping and raping a child seems like a similar thing. No, we can't collectively, explicitly condone such vigilantism. But we also can't bring ourselves to condemn it as fully as our stated morals suggest we should.",
"Very true. I never said it was a rational decision. Only an understandable one.",
"Still trying to figure out why the mass downvote on my comment?\nYes the officers were doing their job sure, but that disgusting Human being molested that fathers children. I don’t think I could dare live with myself without giving that scum a few digs, or worse."
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Father of three daughters who were abused by Larry Nassar lunging at him in court
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[
"That's no moon",
"What is it?",
"It's a space station!",
"I would weigh just over a pound on this satellite.",
"I have a bad feeling about this.",
"Titty",
"It is no coincidence.",
"Which Death Star tho?",
"Actually, it is... The movie was made three years before they could take a good enough picture of Mimas to see the crater.",
"Not ice cream. ",
"Just for future reference: \"bears\" no resemblance, not \"bares.\" \"Bears\" = holds, carries. \"Bares\" = makes naked, exposes. ",
"Thanks, couldn't remember which to use ",
"Homophones (words that sound alike but are spelled differently and have different meanings) are a challenge to remember! :-) This one is worth trying to memorize because it can be really unintentionally funny.",
"The Voyager probes, one of which being responsible for the first pictures of Mimas, were launched in 1977. The same year that Star Wars showed up. Funny thing, that.",
"A satellite. It is not a Moon."
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Saturns closest moon, Mimas, with a radius of 123 miles and 0.7% of Earths gravity, bares striking resemblance to a certain Death Star
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/r/pics/comments/7utgt3/stained_glass_guitar_lamp_that_i_made/
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[
"That’s really nice looking",
"Thank you!",
"A little back story on this.. A friend of mines brother died of a heart attack while playing his guitar. They were very close and they had always loved going to the beach together here in Texas from since they were kids and seeing the ocean. So, she gave me his guitar and asked me if I could do something with it in stained glass to memorialize her brother. This is what I came up with, she loved it.",
"How are you supposed to play wonderwall at parties with this?!",
"Dolphinitely"
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Stained Glass Guitar Lamp that I made
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[
"Sorry, but I don't believe Nunes knows how to spell \"porpoise.\" ",
"GTFO r/the_donald",
"/u/ihavetwoarmsyay, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ihavetwoarmsyay&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7utiov/leaked_nunes_edit_to_gop_memo/?context=10\\))"
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Leaked Nunes edit to GOP memo.
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"David meowie ",
"That's a groovy mutation",
"That's a cat "
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This cat showed up at my doorstep today
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[
"I feel ya. Get anything good with those Pampers rewards? Lol!",
"why dont people use cloth diapers more? all those will end up in a landfill. ",
"Everyone I've ever talked to gets grossed out by having to wash them.",
"Holy shitrags, Batman!",
"Stocking up for the coming shit storm.",
"It's really not bad at all. ",
"1. Why have you kept all those boxes?\n\n2. What else do you usually keep in the big space you cleared out for the photo?\n\n3. Would this amount of waste flammable material stored in your house invalidate your insurance?",
"Yes, yes it is that bad.\n",
"My parents got my teddy bear from Pampers rewards. 25 years later, I’ve still got him.",
"I think you can get a service to pick them up and wash them for you. I'm not sure if it costs more than disposable diapers, though . ",
"Can finally build that clubhouse. ",
"Which is a good and easy business to start because everyone wants the comfort and sustainability of cloth diapers but no one wants to clean them.",
"Go Green, use cloth dippers. ",
"One shitty clubhouse",
"The shit winds are blowing boys ",
"Someone could have cut that by half with a bit of effort in the home training \n",
"Ohh these are empty. I was jealous you could afford 12,000 diapers at once. ",
"Think my son has gone through more than this in 3 1/2 years. He likes to drink a lot and refuses to poop in the potty. About to have twins... so many fucking diapers ",
"It really isn't much trouble if you have access to a washer and dryer. Saves so much money!",
"I will admit, i was weirded by out it at first, but its your own kid so you learn to get past it. I was grossed out at the money we were spending on diapers before we made the switch.",
"agreed. my wife does the laundry so it makes it even easier. :-)",
"Go green, get a vasectomy. ",
"Found out my wife is pregnant with our first child, this picture is scary.",
"I mean if you like having baby shit all over your washer, yeah.\n\nNothing's 100% efficient man. Some of that's getting left behind. ",
"If you notice, most of the boxes are baby diapers. It looks like only the right 3 columns are pullups (for very young kids). I think you may vastly underestimate just how much babies poop or pee. \n\nThe number provided is 5-6 diapers a day, assuming you stop potty training at 3 years old ( I would expect diaper usage decayed with age starting at about 9 per day and ending with 2 or 3). This doesn't seem too unreasonable.",
"We used cloth for our two, but disposable overnight. The cloth just couldn't cut the nighttime.",
"nothing water and soap can't fix. It's just as dirty as fertilizing a garden.",
"For the same reason more people don't bring reusable bags to the grocery store. It takes a *bit* more effort. \n\nI did cloth diapers for two kids. Yeah, it wasn't as easy. And I had to deal with poop. (Spoiler: if you are super against dealing with poop skip having children entirely.) I bought a little water sprayer that hooked to the toilet. Poop got sprayed off and flushed. It wasn't that bad.\n\nWhat really sold me thinking about my hourly wage and how many hours a day I had to work per diaper. Even with the time I spent washing the cloth ones I came out way ahead.",
"If your washer doesn't remove poop don't have kids at all. I washed plenty of shit off of clothing. Diaper blowouts are not a laughing matter.",
"Imagine the freaking pollution when you know how many parents have used the same..... ",
"Been trying to use cloth diapers on my son born late November. The main issue my wife and I have is the shells are single use till washed because there is a fabric strip between the baby and the absorbent pad. We purchased 6 shells with a dozen pads and are lucky if they last half a day and washing them killed our water bill. So far in just over 2 months disposable diapers cost less per week.",
"I'm 40 so my parents used cloth diapers with me since they didn't have anything else back then. They told me that in addition to having to wash a pooped cloth, my bum was most of the time red from rash. Why? No idea. Maybe the detergent? Maybe some skin reaction to the \"former poop here\". Maybe a lot of things.\n\n\nI, for my son, bought these diapers, never looked back. Thank god for them, I wouldn't even dream of doing it the old fashion way.",
"I was gonna suggest hoarding but that basement is spotless otherwise. ",
" Wait... what? Did you stuff these after the fact?",
"I'm assuming that's a cellar. A much better use of that space and money would be good wine.",
"I hear ya. My folks only used disposables on trips (because carrying your dirty diapers around for longer than a day is hard). It's super wasteful and disgusting to think about all those diapers in the landfill.",
"You can also ship away your dirty cloth diapers if you're absolutely too grossed out to do it yourself.",
"We tried them with our first child. They worked well enough but we still used disposable when we went away and with the second and third we just got lazy and went with all disposable. If you have the patience they're a nice alternative and may save you some money but the convenience of just tossing them out is pretty significant.",
"[Relevant](https://youtu.be/QjsikRTIX28)",
"Sweet Jesus that's good. Thanks for sharing that!",
"6.5 years?! For 2 kids? Wow. Tell me the first one was completely potty trained when the second was born.",
"Very expensive.",
"Cloth diapers?",
"I think the bigger question is why are her kids using diapers at 6 years of age",
"I'm more curious about why you kept 6.5 years of diaper boxes....",
"Better start acclimating yourself by shitting all over your sheets",
"Ah yes, also known as “hard mode”. ",
"Gotta get the ammonia out of them. Even with regular washing it will build up. It will get to a point it will irritate the skin. You need to use an additive to get rid of it.",
"You put up with a lot of shit. ",
"Poop doesn’t just disappear in the washer. You have to have some place to rinse and remove the majority of the solid stuff off.",
"I think op had 2 kids at 3ish years apart",
"Congrats!\n\nIf you're extra lucky like myself, your second child will turn out to be triplets, and then you can really watch those stacks of diaper boxes grow.",
"those boxes are the shit for moving/storage.",
"Thanks for making me feel better about choosing cloth diapers. I could use the encouragement at times.",
"That's a fire hazard. ",
"We're at two kids, $400-ish on cloth. Add maybe 60 for detergent a year (4 years) and 40 for water? That's alot of beer and whiskey, just saying",
"Warm climate a nice grass yes a dog and hose...who needs diapers...\nAt my house we call it the food chain",
"Best ad for cloth diapers I've ever seen. I don't even want to do the math for the cost of these. 4 kids, cloth diapers, new major appliance for each one!!!\n",
"And ... is it worth it? Their price is reasonable enough for the extra amount of work to be crazy to do if you can avoid it. I certainly would not do it unless having to.",
"So much landfill pollution - wish people would learn how to wash and use reusable diapers.",
"I Have felt it has been worth it. Its just a little powder added to the wash. Overall I don't feel like its much more work. Much cheaper and better for the enviroment. Clothed 1 and 8 months into the second. Will say though use disposables when out for the second kid.",
"Try getting a daycare to cooperate with cloth diapers."
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[
"They spelled whisky wrong.",
"Whiskey is an accepted spelling.\n\n> \"In modern trade usage, Scotch whisky and Irish whiskey are thus distinguished in spelling; 'whisky' is the usual spelling in Britain and 'whiskey' that in the U.S.\"",
"Call me Deacon Blues..."
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It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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"Well considering a lot of those F2P games are just reskins of classic arcade games to begin with...",
"It's what the kids want.",
"You should post that to r/gaming",
"Yeah, it’s been that way for a while. Arcades are all but dead, so the few remaining ones use mobile games like these to being in customers. It’s sad.",
"You act like that's what it has ALL become or something. \nModern arcades have tons of games and you are only showing 2 of them.",
"This makes me mad!!! Im angry!! What the fuck?? How could people do this??! Nooo!!"
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Haven't been to an arcade in awhile...is this seriously what it's become?! F2P mobile games on a giant tv?!
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"You should teach him/her how to hunt",
"Anyone know why picture quality can be so bad in the preview compared to the actual submitted photo?",
"I was expecting an actual chicken, great name 10/10\n",
"Chicken is a fantastic name for a cat! What's the personality like? \n\nDo I dare to ask🐔's gender? Lol ",
"If you die in your sleep you get to be his breakfast!",
"The bad quality of the thumbnail added to it for me, because I couldn't make out what it was, so I opened the picture expecting a chicken - only to be bamboozled by a beautiful cat! 💜",
"Haha, wasn’t intending an r/unexpected post, but happy you enjoyed it! And i think ya just made him blush.",
"If only. He’s just too darn scared of everything -except looking into my soul apparently. ",
"How long have you had him? ",
"My cats just sit around me and bop me on the nose until I wake up.",
"Ive had this rambunctious fellow for 8 years now. Whoa. I didnt realize before this question that we’ve spent 8 years together. ",
"I thank whatever power that I ended up with just a creep, rather than a vocal or physical whisker when they think they should be fed.",
"Then you really are the pack leader by now. ;) Congrats. 🐾"
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Chicken sits like this for hours until I get up to feed him.
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"The other white meat.",
"What do you mean 'free of cells'? That seems to imply that it literally doesn't contain any cells of any kind, which is impossible because it's actually there. ",
"Don't be racist, there's no other! We're all pink inside...",
"I believe this is called a \"ghost heart\". All the DNA specific blood has been removed, and the heart \"cleaned\". Injecting stem cells creates an environment where the recipient now \"owns\" the new heart. Anti-rejection drugs are not needed, and the recipient doesn't have to worry about it.",
"Pretty sure it is just cartilage left. Cartilage contains cells, but they are only account for a small percentage of the total size, and it would retain its structure for a while if they were gone. Gristle, basically.\n\nThe part about adding stem cells is a hypothetical future possibility. The heart is a complex structure, the muscle fibers are oriented in specific directions, and have very specific electrical connections to each other. It develops as a unit, from simple to complex. Even though the stem cells contain instructions for development, fetal development isn't the same as being added to a pre-built framework.\n\n\n ",
"The heart was stripped of *living* cells, and this is a pig heart. It's used as a base to grow a working heart from human stem cells. \n\nI don't know where this person sourced this from lmao",
"Just inject some love."
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"I don't know about literally. /s",
"I'm having a hard time finding the timestamp for my post.",
"So, you decided to post something against the Rules?",
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"Beautiful danger right there",
"So cocaine makes you hit things, but also makes you artistic?",
"Did you glue this to the wall? ",
"Really creative",
"I used Blu-Tack. Won’t damage the wall and I can easily take it down if needed 😊",
"Actually pretty cool\n\nGreat job",
"Adderall? yeah...",
"That's beautiful. Are you a night owl or insomniac? I shut down at 10 PM, so the idea of doing anything, let alone something creative, at 2 AM sounds impossible to me. There was a time I could have been there for the game tomorrow, but it looks like it's a few minutes late today. I was going to get a lot more fun at the corn and I wanted to invite me a favor.",
"At first glance I thought this said \"I made out with a broken mirror at 2 am\" and I'm like \"Ahhhh, drugs\" ",
"Neither really. I’m normally in bed by 10, just had a burst of energy so I went for it. I’m glad you like it, thank you 😊",
"Meth is a hell of a drug. ",
"[\"easily\"](https://media.giphy.com/media/nQxAPkUpqHdM4/giphy.gif)",
"That would be hella painful... Try explaining that one in A&E",
"Take these broken wings:\n\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/nKhN1t_7PEY",
"No drugs were taken during the making of it, I promise. Mirror was pre-smashed 😛",
"My first thought was meth. Cool post, OP. ",
"I was going to make a \"Meth: not even once\" joke, but that's amazing. Is this a one-time thing or are you an artist?",
"r/madlads",
"Glad you could roll with the joke. :D\nAlso thanks for sharing creative content!",
"This is dope as hell man, good job. ",
"Hold your alarm clock up to it if you ever need time to reflect.",
"Hopefully your seven years of bad luck will be filled with peace. ",
"Pretty much a one time thing. I’m trying to learn to draw this year but I think I prefer big, hand-made type stuff. I’d like to create more things but I’m living as a student so my wall space is kinda limited 😛",
"Drugs first, then art later. Got it.",
"I guess you could say your late night craft was a good time to reflect \n",
"Some say vaccines cause artism",
"I'm still thinking drugs",
"This is a perfect example of what can be accomplished when you don't ignore your creative impulses, how cool!",
"You're off to a good start. Have fun.",
"I hope that's not near a window",
"Others see trash, others see doves.\n\nI like doves. ",
"I can just imagine all the band-aids needed to make this happen...",
"\"Happiness is like glass. It may be all around you, yet be invisible. But if you change your angle of viewing a little, then it will reflect light more beautifully than any other object around you.\"\n\n-Zero",
"I was looking at your reflection in the mirror..... Jesus !!!!?! You have 17 fingers !!!!!",
"Maybe I'm just too demanding, and too bold--like my father, but I wish you'd filled in the chest more. Maybe im just like my mother, she's never satisfied. ",
"The good news is that you made a cool dove from mirror pieces. The bad news is that you're going to fail tomorrow's exam. Don't do Adderall.",
"Meth is dope",
"That’s a fair comment. I tried most of the little pieces you can see in the bottom and none of them felt quite right. I didn’t want to break up any pieces in order to make them fit either. But either way thanks for the critique 😊",
"Nah, a tweaker would have a dozen more doves made of even the tiniest slivers on the table and the pieces on the wall would be glued up by obviously too much floor glue. ",
"I'm confused. I did the art and now I'm making drugs",
"He had 20 fingers before he started playing with shards of glass.",
"I dart now machine rugs.",
"Wow, that's pretty awesome. I'll give you £2 for it.",
"I’m in New Zealand, feel like shipping might take up most of that £2 😞",
"I can collect? Flights can't cost that much surely.",
"Wow, talk about making lemonade outta lemons, you are super creative, positive, & cool😎❣️🙂",
"Beautiful",
"Eh, from my experience on working with stained glass occasionally you slip up, but usually you don't injure yourself that often. \n\nWorst thing to make for me was letters. Those are freaking hard to get a uniform script without a higher level of skill then I have.",
"Just never stumble and place a hand on that dove.",
"But why 2am?",
"My brother's an artist and does 'deconstruction' pieces like this, he's incredible. Don't be afraid to break shit and put it back together, this is awesome.",
"How many cuts did your fingers endure?",
"Man, I take Ritalin and the coolest thing I can do is read one book at a time.",
"Only like 2 very small ones I think? And a layer of skin here and there ",
"Fook me. Your shite is tight. ",
"Always... drugs then art then drugs to enjoy the art you just made...",
"You were living life wrong then ",
"Check that out. Pretty sharp...",
"7 years of bad luck. Started it off by making a dove out of the shards to say fuck you.",
"Did you start it at 2 am or finish it at 2am?!\nor did you get it all done between 2:00:00 and 2:00:59?\n\nI NEED DETAILS",
"I would say I roughly started at 11pm and finished about 3am. So 1am might’ve been a better guess tbh",
"goes well with the chilli",
"The dove from above..\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_0_NsZ6nc\n",
"Instructions unclear, now snorting crushed mirror glass. ",
"This comment is blowing my mind. The beginning makes sense. Then it fucking goes off the rails.",
"Making something cool out of a mirror you broke DOES NOT negate the seven years of bad luck...\n\nNice try, though.",
"*checks out username and other comments*..... *realizes she's an idiot*",
"It's cool :) truly creative and impressive. ",
"My roommate broke it, do I get out of the bad luck? 😛",
"Your roommate is doomed.",
"If you need it, it (can) balances you out. If you don't need it, you swing the pendulum the other way. ",
"And then the mirror clapped, but it was 2am so his neighbor called the police due to the noise. However, when the police saw the amazing artistic display at 2am they clapped too! Everyone was named albert einstein lincoln. ",
"Where can you get your mirrors pre-smashed and ready-made?",
"got a link to his stuff?",
"Somebody enjoys using crystal meth in the creative process huh?",
"I was looking for this comment! ",
"Oh, definitely. It is extraordinarily helpful. It would just be cool to have that extra energy everyone associates it with sometimes.",
"Ha, references. ",
"Cocaine is one hell of a drug ",
"are you christian?",
"No, I’m not religious 😊",
"Drugs? Drugs. ",
"There is always cocaine... But I would not suggest it. I've watched too many people walk down that road. Several of them started with Adderall. ",
"No drugs, why is everyone assuming drugs? ",
"Since you are shattered, doesn't mean you can't rise and fly! Hope",
"No pre smashed. He already took the drugs before he started.",
"Careful not to break it taking it down now",
" Is that what you think this sounds like? ",
"Depends if it's crying. ",
"No bad luck now!?",
"How many years of bad luck is this?",
"Is that not the Twitter logo?",
"Now your just showing off.",
"why does it matter what time you made it? Are things magically harder at 2 am? ",
"How many times did you get cut is the real question",
"Depends on their sleep schedule really.\n\n2 am could be their lunch time or it could be 8 hours past their bed time, who knows?",
"That’s better than it was before",
"r/madlads",
"Cocaines a hell of a drug",
"I see that you don't have kids.",
"Haha I like the schtick",
"Instructions not clear. I have mirror shards in dick.",
"😂",
"but you glued it to the wall?",
"Blu-tack",
"Cute!",
"That's just awesome. Great creativity!",
"He died the way he lived... terribly",
"I feel you on that.\n\nI remember trying adderal with my buddies for the first time back in highschool. They all loved it and I just kinda paid slightly more attention in class.",
"How did the mirror break?",
"Your hair will be a mess from this day forth.\n\n",
"Sounds like Mania ",
"Dis you just glue the shards to the wall? Seems dangerous if so.",
"How? How did you do this? It’s awesome. ",
"You could have made this with all of those AOL trial cds. ",
"Put a comma after the no and your comment makes more sense ",
"But do we know why they cry?",
"Every review should be like this. ",
"Who hurt you.",
"Super cool!",
"He tried the drugs first; will make art later. ",
"I cringed so hard imagining that stuff going up a delicate nose",
"Aliens. ",
"Did you wear gloves lol or cut yourself a bunch? I pictured this when I saw this.",
"So why is the time at which you made it relevant?",
"It still doesn't erase the bad luck you are gonna get. Sorry to inform you. Nice try though.",
"Neither tbh. Tried wearing gloves but it was too hard to be precise. Didn’t get really cut at all ",
"Suppose it’s not?",
"adderall ",
"> burst of energy\n\nNot the most creative brand name for crystal meth. Your dealer needs better marketing. ",
"Right on, neat thing ya got there. :)",
"Did the critique make your dove cry? This is what it sounds like.",
"You should have done it on a cheap canvas or piece of cardboard or something. That way you can move it/keep it intact if you want to take it down",
"I can picture this.",
"That is so beautiful!!!😄",
"r/theydidthemeth",
"And this is how Twitter was born",
"Cool! Reminds me of El-P's Cancer for Cure album cover\nhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/FP1270_El-P_Cover.jpg",
"I was just picking on you. Had to :) Very cool",
"OP, this is amazing! Nice work.\n\nOn a side note after reading the feed, it's rather sad that bursts of creativity and artistic accomplishment are automatically associated with drug use.",
"So bad",
"You misspelled heroin ",
"How'd you protect your hands? Aren't those edges all deadly sharp??",
"If you can accomplish this at 2AM, imagine what you could do at 3AM !!",
"I've indulged for energy to write music several times, but I usually just end up reading reddit and listening to reggae.",
"Afraid those shards arent secured. Be careful!!!",
"Aliens & what's your E word? ",
"Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. It is sad, but with art people are supposed to speak their mind I guess 🙂",
"Or a blackbird take these broken wings and Learn to Fly",
"Haha are you me?",
"Damn got this song on my brain again!\nhttps://youtu.be/MReDjx1FIaE\nBut great job!",
"why stick it to the wall and not to a frame that you can take with you when you move?",
"Are you okay? ",
"Quit mething around and just tell us the truth",
"Extraterrestrials",
"> Dove I made out of a broken mirror at 2am\n\nYou now have 7 years bad luck....but +1 to artistic endeavors ",
"Definitely too many drugs.",
"weird how destruction can lead to beauty sometimes. Like how forest fires actually make the land healthier. ",
"Beautiful. In soul and talent. Thank you for sharing. ",
"I don’t mind taking it down, making something new. If it gets destroyed, it gets destroyed 😊",
"I am 😊 thank you ",
"Did you permanently attach that to the wall? Or did you use an epoxy? Cause that's gonna be a bitch to remove",
"You know Gaga? Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broke.",
"Just Blu Tack, should be fine 😊",
"Adds the fish scale effect. ",
">Dove I made out of a broken mirror at 2am\n\nWhat does it look like at other times of the day?",
"Manic mode engaged!",
"Yeah Jesus, it’s painful to destroy art especially when you’re taking it apart piece by piece. Also it’s broken glass.",
"I'm genuinely confused as to why a Redditor's reaction to someone turning a loss into a win in such a creative way means being on drugs. ",
"Either a panda or giraffe depending on the weather ",
"Brag much?",
"I mean that thing is beautiful and I wouldn't be surprised if you were offered money for it if it was framed!",
"Meth is a hell of a drug",
"Instructions unclear, glass in lungs. ",
"It's a metaphor for how empty we all are on the inside.",
"\"so take... These broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free...\"",
"This is way more productive than the things I do at 2am",
"Art to die for!",
"So if this wasn’t drugs, I assume it was a manic phase of your bi-polar disorder?",
"You don't want to know about E&A.",
"7 years of bad art",
"Do you still have fingers? y/n",
"You might be bipolar ",
"What gloves (kind) did you use? ",
"dude, this is sick!",
"No, drugs were taken during the making of it, I promise. Mirror was pre-smashed. \n\n(A comma changes things). ",
"You missed a spot\n",
"Not my pristine lungs ",
"Someone took rippy bits to the next level",
"When you get high listening to “When Doves Cry” at Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog’s pot luck. ",
"Sponsored by Dove antiseptic and skin care cream.",
"FYI, I think you replied to the wrong comment. Just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to re-ask the question to the intended recipient. \n\nEdit: I went ahead and re-asked the question for you so that he might have already given an answer by the time you see this. https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7utwua/_/dtnxf34/?context=1",
"Awww thanks! :D\n",
"Got a link to his stuff?",
"What happens at 3 am?",
"OP this was clearly the best time to glob up your hand with fake blood and give the camera an accomplished thumbs up.",
"Cut any fingers???!",
"did you do the outline with pen or whatever first? or did you just straight up started placing shards of glass all willy nilly? Seems smarter with former, more artistic with latter haha",
"Sounds like the average shit I do on adderal + alcohol",
"I like the gaps. Gives it depth ",
"Maybe a bit of drugs cause it's not 2am. There's day light outside. ",
"7 years bad luck, probably gonna get swooped by a whole lot of birds.",
"I would hope so. Would be hard to make a dove out of a broken mirror if the mirror wasn't broken beforehand.",
"My first thought \"Oh cool someon made a giant Twitter logo from broken glass\"",
"Meth.",
"What did you make at 2:01am? ",
"I wanna buy something like this so badly",
"Fair point, photo was taken the following day :P",
"He brake but he also create",
"Looks sharp! ",
"I like drugs. But really- some folks can't understand the awesomeness you created without adding a caveat, it's not your fault. They can't fathom it without extracurricular aid. That's on them, this peice looks fantastic!! I hope you have the opportunity to do more big hands on stuff, looks like you've got a knack for it",
"Can I ask.. was it a dove-shaped mirror originally? ",
"Haha no, the black outline on the table below is the mirror frame ",
"This is nice! Well done. Although must admit at first glance I imagined OP with bloody, cut as f hands trying to piece together this masterpiece. In the name of art ",
"How long till it starts drooping/falling. Blutak is good for posters. But I can't even get it to hold a small piece of cardboard without falling off in a few weeks.",
"Hands were fine, pinky promise 😊 Not a drop of blood ",
"Wait till the sunshine hits it, it will be disco room ;)",
"Cocaine is a helluva drug",
"Just curious, what were you like before Aderral? Were you mopey, or lacking the energy to do any one thing, or something else?\n\nStimulants are fascinating drugs in the way different people react to them.",
"Because it's easy to discount someone's talent and ascribe it to outside forces when one is themselves talentless.\n\nBtw, I love your clean arrangement; especially how you have a natural touch on the outline of the feathers. I can see a profitable hobby from this style of display art. ",
"Gloves. They’re called gloves. ",
"Nah, it’s just a decent novelty account. ",
"It must have dove off the wall",
"Ahhhhhh I've had a broken mirror for months that I've wanted to do something like this with. Thanks for the motivation, internet human ",
"Best of luck, fellow human ",
"This is what Jesus does for broken people..He takes the broken pieces of our lives and makes something beautiful out of it",
"How did you beat me to that comment? I must not be as original as I thought.",
"Did you just glue the pieces straight to the wall?",
"oh man you're gonna have like 700 years of bad luck",
"This is how OP looked like after he/she finished it. https://goo.gl/images/5rVGhj",
"Looks Sharp!",
"Have your hands stopped bleeding yet?",
"Did you have to \"cut\" certain pieces of glass to come out with some perfect for the outline or did you just work with what you had and this is the masterpiece that followed? ",
"Looked at a dove lately?",
"I’ve been “living as a student” for ten years so I understand. One day I’ll actually enroll and go to school. ",
"Yea really! I love it. It kinda trips me out that some people don't experience late night adventures the same way I do ( or you for example with this creation) My gf thinks it is an interesting idea for our new apartment. Thanks for an idea of an artistic medium.",
"How did you make the pieces round on one side to make the body?\nI just guess they werent that perfectly after breaking.\nThat looks really cool!",
"Seems like every meth addict I've ever seen ",
"Good luck getting it off the wall, retard",
"Just worked with what I had. Didn’t shape any pieces. I did break a couple of the larger ones again though? ",
"No problem, best of luck! ",
"Commendable job Conrad ",
"Cool project! Would you like to post it to r/upcycling? We love reusing items and I think your post would be a good fit for the community! ",
"Sure, never heard of r/upcycling. Will check it out!"
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"10% less calories per pack.",
"Don't buy it any more.",
"Its so you can take it of its case without losing a finger or an arm",
"r/assholedesign"
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"Glad to hear Hank and you made it!",
"Brb, gotta go hug my cat now after seeing this. ",
"All things considered, he looks pretty chill."
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"Someone in there is farting so hard",
"dat wei",
"[Trees lay down in a field to show police which way their suspects went](https://www.cnn.com/2016/04/03/europe/uk-kids-human-arrow/index.html)?",
"The search for the Entwives continues"
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“The other trees? Yeah, they went that way.”
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"Some additional context:\n\n> The father of three daughters who were abused by Larry Nassar tried to attack the former doctor in an Eaton County, Michigan, court Friday before he was tackled and arrested by security.\n\n> Randall Margraves said he was a \"distraught father\" and cursed at Nassar, but Judge Janice Cunningham told him that was not allowed in court.\n\n> He then asked the judge for personal time alone with the \"demon.\"\n\n> \"I would ask you, as part of the sentencing, to grant me five minutes in a locked room with this demon,\" he asked. \"Would you give me one minute?\"\n> \n\n> The judge declined, saying, \"That's not how our legal system works.\"\n\n> \"Well, I'm going to have to,\" Margraves responded, and he launched into a sprint toward Nassar.\n\n> Randall Margraves, father of three victims of Larry Nassar, lunged at Nassar, bottom right, on Friday in Eaton County Circuit Court in Michigan.\n\n> Security rushed to stop him and grabbed him from behind before he was able to reach Nassar.\n\n> \"I want that son of a b****!\" the man yelled as he was being detained. \"Give me one minute with that bastard.\"\n\n> He added, \"What if this happened to you guys?\"\n\n> The incident sparked harsh words from Michigan Assistant Attorney General Angela Povilaitis in court.\n\n> \"You cannot behave like that,\" she said. \"No one can behave like this. I want to make sure it's crystal clear.\"\n\n> As he was ushered out of the room, Margraves responded: \"You haven't lived through it, lady.\"\n\nhttps://www.cnn.com/2018/02/02/us/larry-nassar-attack-court/index.html",
"If that piece of garbage somehow ends up in the general population in prison he won't have to worry about doing all that time. ",
"Bailiff seems well trained on tactical de-escalation. /s/",
"What a fucking clown this guy is...the father, I mean.",
"/r/accidentalRenaissance",
"He won’t, he will have to stay in Protective Custody the whole time he’s in",
"Yup, one of them failing to tackle the target while the other is about to get on top of the table. Lol wtf...your colleague is struggling with the target and you're gonna stand on the table? ",
"Are you fucking serious....",
"Indeed. Thank you, Booblicle, I am now subed. ",
"The tv in the background is actually live streaming the court room. Just thought that was interesting.",
"Dead serious.",
"He tries to commit an act of violence in an American Court of Law. We are supposed to just excuse this? I mean, what kind of fucking moron asks the judge: “Give me five minutes with the defendant so I can main him and probably murder him”? Part of me feels like this was showboating also, trying to look like a hero. He’s not a hero.",
"https://i.redd.it/ab1g6c28bud01.png",
"This guy must have not passed the Constitution test if he doesn’t understand how the justice system works.",
"Figures. ",
"Wow...he really got on the table",
"Looks more like he's trying to get between the two men, and the table happened to be between them. One of them taking each person. I could be wrong though.",
"All I know is that I'd probably do the same thing. And I only have one daughter. \n\nI can't imagine what that father is going through. ",
"So you’re saying you support vigilante justice and perpetrating violence in general, not just in a fucking courtroom? The guy got 175 years in prison. Is that not long enough? What is wrong with you? We have police and judges and jails and prisons for a reason or do you not comprehend this? This fool’s actions do nothing to help his daughters or any other of these victims. Nothing whatsoever.",
"I didn't say it helped the situation. But I totally understand his actions. \n\nDo you have kids?",
"I do. A five year-old son and a three year-old daughter. I would never make their suffering about my own anger. I also oppose violence like this. It’s unnecessary and in my eyes, makes this guy look an utter fool. He should be punished. Just because someone is emotional does not excuse them from the law.",
"Fair enough. I'll agree to disagree. I don't oppose it and I wish for a painful prison experience for this waste of a human",
"Great. Next you’ll tell me you’re a fucking Chris Tina.",
"WTF is that? \n\nAnd I'm sure there are many things about me you can criticize me about.",
"I meant Christian...",
"Absolutely not. ",
"Oh—you may be a moron then but at least you’re not a hypocrite.",
"Wow, sorry you had to argue with this guy. I think he meant Christian instead of Chris Tina. It’d be nice if people could argue with an open mind instead of insulting people to feel like they won. \n\nI understand how upset that father is and he clearly wasn’t in a rational state of mind, who would be in that moment. He made a rash decision in an emotionally compromised state, To call him a fool would be incorrect. ",
"👍",
"Valiant effort. Maybe not the best move, but it was done with passion ",
"You americans are such suckers for your corrupt system its not even funny. Its sad to even see you utter these ideas of “police and judges”\n\n",
"I’m from England—have duel citizenship. We may be corrupt in some ways but that doesn’t excuse the actions of this man. This was embarrassing.",
"Guy in the suit looks like the POS' public defender. Bailiff on the right looks to be trying to protect the public defender.",
"He judo tossed that man in the suit. It was crazy",
"Have you ever been in a fight may i ask?",
"I’m not sure how that’s relevant?",
"It is relevant, if you have ever been in a fight you would understand the adrenaline and thought process of someone who is angry. Which according to you makes this person a bad person for trying to get payback for his daughters.",
"I understand adrenaline...but this guy is a fucking idiot. Larry Nassar got 175 years in jail. He just embarrassed his daughters, nothing more. This was also clearly premeditated. This idiot asked for five minutes with the defendant. This was clearly planned out—not based on adrenaline.",
"He just made an ass out of himself in front of the whole world.",
"Who’s the real piece of shit here? Ssawyer1087, I’m gonna guess he lives in his mom’s basement and has permanent orange fingers due to his steady diet of Cheetos. ",
"Man—being upset does not just give you the right to assault someone, especially in a fucking courtroom. “Can I please have five minutes with the defendant?” Are you fucking out of your mind? I have a fucking daughter and I know that me ‘roughing up’ her molester would accomplish nothing, especially if he had already been sentenced to 175 years in jail. His daughters are fine; we all saw them, on camera. That fat fuck embarrassed himself and detracted from the plight of those actually victimized. ",
"Fucking waste of air let alone tax payer funded resources. ",
"Are you calling the defender a \"piece of shit\"?",
"HELL NO! I'm calling Nassar a piece of shit. The ' after the POS meant Nassar's public defender. \n\nPublic defenders are a valuable part of our legal system. I should have been more clear."
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[
"This is what happens when the Hot Topic generation grows up.",
"RIP in peace v-v",
"It's all fun and games until someone slips him Mickey.",
"Wait until the gin drinkers in the Magic Kingdom hear about this.",
"How did you know? ",
"Someday son, all of this will be yours. ",
"Wait until Disney lawyers find out who makes it. ",
"I saw a shirt like this at the food and wine fest at Epcot in November. There were a lot of really clever drinking related shirts. ",
"Gallowboob is a chronic reposter, it can almost be Guarunteed. Use a reverse image search and bingo.",
"They must have all been dads I guess.",
"I've said this for years, but that 'y' is a fucking 'p'. Shitty design.",
"Shouldn't they have grown up a long time ago? I remember Hot Topic being 'popular' in the mid 90's. ",
"Nah, Hot Topic was still cool when I was in high school and I graduated in 2007. ",
"Cheers, 07.",
"fucking gallowboob",
"You just need to use your imagination. It's part of the Disnep way.",
"Then you're hungover for 3 days",
"I always thought the D was a G.",
"Inb4 Disney sues you",
"Is it bad if I noticed their in a Subway?",
"Whisky*",
"YO IS THAT A SUBWAY?????? NICE!!!!!!!",
"Yes but Malt Whisky is Scotch, Irish Whiskey is with an E, putting \"Malt Whiskey\" is just wrong.",
"The curtains?",
"What subway did you get? I always get that southwest sauce and honey mustard. Beautiful",
"The Subway. ",
"I love subway",
"Read hot daddy and was confused",
"*Whisky",
"Whisky = the real deal\n\nWhiskey = foreign muck",
"Great pub craw. Drink your way around the world! ",
"> Nah, Hot Topic was still cool when I was in high school and I graduated in 2007.\n\nSo you're ~28... I would say you've been a grown up for a bit now :D",
"I wasn’t denying the fact I’m an adult now. More so pointing out that they are all grown up a long time ago. Sorry for the late reply. I don’t Reddit good."
] | 33 |
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Such a dad hoodie
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/r/pics/comments/7uu709/the_king_of_the_jungle/
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[
"I'm thinking this is the least scary kind of lion. Well fed.",
"Lions don't live in the jungle.",
"JUNGLE is a word in Hindi meaning \"not an inhabited place\". The word covers forest, wilderness, wold, waste, even the world (without human structures). The emphasis is on emptiness. Much of what is called jungle in India is steppe or nearly desert.\n\nSauce: https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-2693,00.html",
"Period don’t stop...... never mind. ",
"Have an upvote. I was thinking just that. I hope she was worth it",
"Man to man one can only hope. ",
"Waiter: how would you like your steak done?\n",
"I'm sorry, I saw the rest of the sentence written in English and must have assumed the word \"jungle\" was English also. My apologies.",
"I wasn't trying to be confrontational, your comment made me curious so I googled it and I thought that was a pretty interesting factoid.",
"There are no lions in the jungle. Savannah maybe. ",
"And that's how you get feline AIDS",
"Man if I was the camera man I'd be shitting myself",
"In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.",
"A gorilla is sitting in a tree when a lion walks by and begins sipping at a nearby stream.\n\nGorilla thinks to himself \"Look at that fucking lion. Thinks he's hot shit. King of the beasts my ass. I'll show him who's boss.\"\n\nAnd the gorilla jumps down, grabs the lion by the tail and proceeds to fuck him repeatedly in the ass.\n\nThe lion roars and starts chasing the gorilla, who takes off like a shot into the jungle, laughing maniacally. \n\nLion is starting to catch up when Gorilla happens upon an abandoned campsite. So he runs into a tent, puts on a pith helmet, grabs a newspaper and sits down, pretending to read the paper casually.\n\nLion bursts into the tent. \"Did you see a gorilla run by here?!\"\n\n\"Oh,\" the gorilla says from behind the newspaper, \"you mean the gorilla that just fucked the lion in the ass down by the stream?\"\n\n\"Shit!\" the lion roars. \"It's in the paper already!?\"",
"Duuuude. You gotta test the waters before you go scuba diving. ",
"It could have been a remote camera. ",
"Really? Cuz that lion looks like he is ready for seconds",
"He earned his red wings"
] | 18 |
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The King of the Jungle
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/r/pics/comments/7uu711/king_cobra_attacked_a_phyton_both_did_not_make_it/
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[
"You should wait at least 24 hours between reposts",
"Did not know it was posted ",
"dId NoT kNoW iT wAs PoStEd",
"Can we get a rematch?",
"Redditor for 3 yrs with over 100k Karma, and you didn't see a post that's been on r/pics for 2 days now? Yeah, calling BS.",
"Which one is which I can't tell where one starts and the other ends",
"Haven’t seen Reddit for 4 days I freaking work kid",
"Fuck wherever that is.",
"/r/natureismetal"
] | 9 |
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King Cobra attacked a Phyton, both did not make it.
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/r/pics/comments/7uu8uq/up_over_90lbs_naturally_over_the_last_13_months/
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[
"So that's where their food goes ",
"That’s a good look for him ",
"Truly an Arduous March!",
"I'm torn, one the one hand I believe in downvoting before/after. On the other hand this pokes fun at those people..",
"Good work on cultivating that mass",
"He's gonna have to do better if the world is gonna revolve around him.",
"It's all the yellow cake he's been eating.",
"Why downvote before/after pics?",
"jelly",
"This is so inspirational. Keep up the good work.",
"Because some people believe that losing weight isn't some grand heroic accomplishment, it's simply correcting bad behavior that generally takes *years* of ignoring to become life threatening. (aka, there are no victims in this scenario)\n\nClimbing Mt. Everest is an accomplishment.....deciding to stop setting your feet on fire every other Tuesday is not because you shouldn't have been doing it in the first place moron.\n\nAlso it's boring as fuck...there are subs exactly for that sorta thing, use them...the people there *want* to praise everyone who lost weight.",
"That's racist! /s. We realize you referring to uranium oxide",
"Probably Bc there is a sub for that (r/progresspics), and this sub gets over run with them. I’m indifferent, but that’s maybe why",
"I take it you’ve never been overweight? It’s not like some magical switch to just go “oh ok, I’ll stop eating like I do, and also incorporate healthy activity.” It’s a change in mentality, and a change it habits, aka: an active choice and an accomplishment when done. ",
"It just seems to people people who care what’s posted on pics are a bunch of cunts....there’s a sub for everything so what exactly should be posted on this one? Idk I just don’t get why people are so pissed of by it....I saw one dude complaining about a pic of some users parents after they became American citizens. At least these are original content yknow?",
"No one cares about your women-hating. Go back to your incel sub-reddit.",
"/u/Snowstandards, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Snowstandards&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uu8uq/up_over_90lbs_naturally_over_the_last_13_months/?context=10\\))"
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Up over 90lbs naturally over the last 13 months and here are the results so far....
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/r/pics/comments/7uu92z/1000_year_old_baobab/
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[
"Spotted in the Ifaty reserve, north of Tulear in southwestern Madagascar",
"Do you have a pic of the whole tree? That’s amazing ",
"Nature's chode",
"Your reach has exceeded your grasp",
"For a second I thought someone built an exact sized replica of my dick",
"[this website](http://twistedsifter.com/2013/05/thousand-year-old-baobab-madagascar/) lists it at about 40 meters tall, which would make it just about exactly 1/.0005 scale replica.\n\nYou do the math.",
"someone needs to put googly eyes on that thing",
"\"Children,\" I say plainly, \"watch out for the baobabs!\"",
"You can't ignore that girth.",
"Not enough craters and bumps. ",
"Truly a thicc boii",
"Baobabe she thicccccc",
"Anybody know the calling song?",
"Adansonia rubrostipa. It is the fattest of the baobabs, six species of which live on Madagascar, one (putatively two) in Africa, and one in Northwest Australia. It has beautiful red and yellow flowers.",
"That's probably for one of the Adansonia grandidieri at the \"Avenue of the Baobabs\", which are the tallest species.",
"If you’ve ever been to wood craft, you can only imagine how much this lumber would cost. ",
"Legend of Zelda, anyone? ",
"I want to know if anyone has ever cut one down and what it looks like. ",
"I just want to carve a house inside it",
"[ E X T R A T H I C C ]",
"Magnificent!",
"Can we please plant a rose nearby? Fir sure the little prince will show up to such majestic tree. Just make sure to keep black Phillip away!",
"theres a pub inside a hollow one in SA",
"How’d they figure out the age ",
"Whoever \"HM\" was, they're a bastard. ",
"The bottom of the tree combined with the limb on the left side makes it look like a stretched out Krang",
"That thing looks like it makes a noise if you get too close to it."
] | 27 |
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1000 Year Old Baobab
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/r/pics/comments/7uuafa/all_done/
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[
"Would you look at that dragon",
"Lol username checks out...also great work.",
"Dang!"
] | 3 |
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All done
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/r/pics/comments/7uuajo/fear_me/
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[
"Or possibly \"Feed me\" - so hard to tell the difference sometimes.",
"r/floof would like a word. ",
"Woah, why did I not know this existed... Thankyou for the floof!"
] | 3 |
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Fear me!
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/r/pics/comments/7uubje/hide_the_pain_harry/
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[
"A young Tom Brady?",
"Fuck, I was just about to post exactly this. No original thoughts.",
"A young Tom Brady "
] | 3 |
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Hide The Pain Harry
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/r/pics/comments/7uuc2h/cockpit/
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[
"That's odd decor for a gay bar",
"How could anyone ever understand all of this?",
"Astronauts are pretty smart",
"Was expecting an image of OPs mom.",
"Whatever you do, don’t ever, **ever**, touch this red button.",
"That is the most intimidating thing I have ever seen.",
"A what pit??",
"So, I’m that pirate that doesn’t touch anything? Right. \n\nExcept this one! Woooo woooop!",
"Is there training? Because I feel like there needs to be some training."
] | 10 |
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Cockpit
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/r/pics/comments/7uud85/neighbor_had_priest_bless_his_yard_for_this_sunday/
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[
"Shoulda had a funeral instead!!",
"Casey boy!",
"Dollars to doughnuts, this guys ATM pin is his bday. ",
"DELCO!!!",
"If you're salty now, just wait until Monday.",
"My father once told me, \"There's no use being stupid if you don't show it\".\n\nI'll start with the blessing, continue with the lawn decoration, and close with the furnace vent under the window. The fuck ",
"White people",
"Doing God's work."
] | 8 |
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Neighbor had priest bless his yard for this Sunday
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/r/pics/comments/7uuj7z/amazing_half_orange_moon_under_the_bridge/
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[
"Fantastic!",
"WHOAH that's cool!! \nBeautiful photo!!",
"Looks like an APC album cover. This was posted just a month ago. ",
"* https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7mn73r/moon_bridge/\n* https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tdhnc/moon_bridge/\n* https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1rwzcx/moon_under_the_bridge/\n* https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2644p2/moon_under_the_bridge/",
"[OP](https://www.reddit.com/user/Bradman62) is a (surprisingly successful) spam account. Their comments and posts are copy/pastes of old submissions. ",
"Op u a pro reposter ?",
"I would say that it's fully orange"
] | 7 |
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Amazing Half Orange Moon Under The Bridge!
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/r/pics/comments/7uukin/spotted_these_today/
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[
"...but there's only 2. Not that had to count. ",
"wooo illuminati, new world order!\n\naccept all genders or be swept away by history.",
"Isn’t that the AA symbol?",
"I mean y'all can get as angry as you want, I still just see that I now have twice the number of available restrooms. I'm cool with this.",
"Yes, two all gender bathrooms. ",
"2 genders....there are only 2 genders. ",
"Well in Spanish, there's two. German and Russian have 3. Swahili has like twelve I think. English has 0 grammatical genders. ",
"I had a job where there was one of these bathrooms and it was next to the Women’s. Basically it was there because if this one butch lesbian who worked there. Which was dumb because not only did she only use the girls bathroom , she was the only girl working there. I always wondered that if she was the “ girly” kinda lesbian, would they have bothered with the separate bathroom. ",
"You know, I've never looked at the line for the women's room on my way into the men's room and thought, \"I wish half of those women were in line in front of me.\"",
"There are only three genders. Male, female, and batshit crazy.",
"Nope, Illuminati.",
"Definitely true at some events. But at the sausage fests, it would be awesome to have this. And why doesn't anyone ever point out that the portapots aren't ever gender specific and nobody cares? Because a plastic door and pure filth somehow make that OK, but a real door in a regular restroom somehow makes it terrible? I say have one huge bathroom and be done with it. Who cares who is doing their thing in the next stall? ",
"Actually a lot close to the old Civil Defense logo. Maybe these are really bomb shelters. :)",
"Someone had to say it. "
] | 14 |
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Spotted these today..
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/r/pics/comments/7uum2c/even_more_panther_looking_dog/
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[
"Except for the fact that it's tongue is too big",
"Black Pant-er",
"Don't judge a panther by its tounge."
] | 3 |
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Even more panther looking dog
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/r/pics/comments/7uunju/look_at_what_your_memes_did/
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[
"REE",
"EEEEEEE",
"Now there's gonna be even more memes",
"i^love^memes",
"I'm all for detergent eating... Just don't allow them medical attention... Let them eat..",
"###let them eat",
"Not memes. r/shoplifting has been here",
"this is the plot of the next national treasure",
"/u/abdullahrrreddit, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/abdullahrrreddit&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uunju/look_at_what_your_memes_did/?context=10\\))"
] | 9 |
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Look at what your memes did
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/r/pics/comments/7uunr5/is_this_just_fantasy/
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[
"Caught in a landslide",
"No escape from reality",
"Open your eyes....",
"Look up to the skies and seeeee....",
"I'm just a poor boy"
] | 4 |
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Is this just fantasy?
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/r/pics/comments/7uuser/a_wrecked_and_abandoned_boat_on_santa_fe_beach_in/
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[
"When high tide comes just steal it. ",
"Looks like the scene at the end of Shawshank Redemption when Andy was working on the boat and Red came walking down the beach. ",
"Nice to see that the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. "
] | 3 |
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A wrecked and abandoned boat on Santa Fe beach in Tulum, Mexico.
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/r/pics/comments/7uutk4/and_mads_peaceful/
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[
"I was doing some watercolor/gouache studies and this time I think it went better. Either way, I'd really appreciate any feedback.\nMore of my traditional work here: http://igzell.com/traditional-art",
"Hannibal ❤️",
"I love that serie and how Mikkelsen acts there <3",
"Is just perfect ",
":´)"
] | 5 |
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And "mads" peaceful.
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/r/pics/comments/7uuv49/michelle_bachman_wanted_a_sign_from_god_before/
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[
"The Almighty speaks in mysterious ways.",
"Hatters gonna say \"It's fake\".",
"Unless they're mad. Then, they'll throw a tea party.",
"Funny how it's fake when it goes against their own wants? ",
"God says [NO](https://www.theonion.com/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy-1819564974) sometimes. ",
"Haters gonna say it’s fake, fake, fake. Enjoy the earworm. You’re welcome.",
"It’s even better when you know where this sign is located..",
"If she really believes in god then doesn't this count as a sign because God put this idea I'm the head of the guy who put up the Sign? \n\nThats how this works, right? ",
"She'll believe this because God is definitely an old white guy.",
"This is the first time I'm hearing that she was considering it.\n\n2018 is going to be a fucking dickhole, isn't it.",
"Bachman \"When God closes a door he opens a window.\"\n\nGod \"Wait til she finds out I also nailed the windows shut and took the batteries out of the fire alarms.\"",
"Unlike OP, God knows how to spell Michele Bachmann.",
"I know! I know! \n\nhttps://www.twincities.com/2018/02/01/michele-bachmann-billboard-god-tells-no-st-paul-minnesota-midway-senate/",
"Turns out they were laced w/ mercury. Who knew?",
"I don't even see a hat so I guess they're kind of correct",
"I don’t know when this was but anyone from the Twin Cities will recognize exactly where this is. Can’t believe I never noticed it.",
"But this reads left to right, top to bottom...",
"Yeah, a *Boston* Tea Party",
"God would also wait for her to get in a pool and then delete the ladder.",
"I never understood that saying. Does He permanently lock the door so you can't open it yourself? Are you supposed to climb through the window from now on? Are you in the inside or outside? ",
"That's a big fuckin sign!",
"I follow The Almighty on Facebook. And he/she is verified on Twitter. ",
"God wants me to run for Senate, but I can't afford to. Do you think Michelle Bachman will bankroll my campaign?",
"Haters gonna hate, fakers gonna fake.",
"Yep. I knew immediately. ",
"I drop by that exact sign today. Snelling-university St Paul MN.",
"http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-window",
"Perhaps Michelle should have read deeper. Luke 4:12 And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. ",
"Oh, the Bachmanity",
"Well, not that god.",
"Fake it off! Fake it off!!",
"In creating this sign, you have given her the sign from \"God\" she needs to run. Religious people dont use logic, otherwise they would not exist to begin with. ",
"Only when it validates what they already want.",
"I’m going to guess Midway books off University ",
"Right smack on Snelling Avenue in the Midway area. Booyah!",
"There’s also this\n“A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent” (1 Timothy 2:11–12).”\n\n",
"Well shit. Went to highschool just down the block from here.\n\nAnd please god, no more of her...",
"Ahh but that isn't by Christ, is it.... Paulists are a whole other thing.",
"Oh my god that's [trollguy's mouth](https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6200/6083992537_5846413d18_b.jpg)",
"He also knows how to spell Michele Bachmann, unlike OP.",
"The only funny part is that as someone who isn't from the USA I immediately knew that Bachmann was a Republican. I'd be willing to bet everything I have on it.\n\nFor some reason only Republicans get ridiculed like this.",
"I kind of feel like this will have adverse effects",
"That would be Facebook god. He used to do good work and make fun of zealots but he sold out and started spamming clickbait 24/7 for a quick buck so fuck him.",
"No, psycho bitch. No.",
"Snelling and University. A decent location for it. Would have been better if it was off of 94.",
"I’ve seen this in person actually ",
"\"Paid for by the good Lord above.com\"",
"Not only is she, she's also a grade A asshole, biggot of biblical proportions, dumb as can be, and worse. In the bulk of Western Europe she would be labelled extremist right out of the gate.\n\nThere's something fundamentally wrong with Minnesotans that do vote for her.\n\nThis photo is taken at the Snelling/University intersection in St. Paul which is far more Blue and wouldn't be where she would run. It's just preaching to the choir really.",
"Bullshit. Go look up Fox news and watch for a good 10 minutes.....",
"I don't know if any of that is true, but it seems like no one on reddit or in popular media is critical of Democrats. Especially not female Democrats.",
"I drive by there all the time. Can't believe I didn't ever see this",
"That's the same intersection where someone posted a warning about Twin Cities cops being easily startled: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.twincities.com/2017/07/23/sign-warning-that-police-startle-easily-appears-at-st-paul-intersection/amp/",
"Every time our two national corruption clubs let us down, they turn up the kayfabe so that almost all of our energy goes into blaming \"the other side\" and we ignore the relentless unchecked growth of the oligarchy. As long as very little of our energy goes into demanding **much** higher standards of the people we actively support, there is no momentum to work against the systematic clash of deplorables.",
"There's nothing mysterious about \"**NO**.\"",
"> I'm the head of the guy who put up the Sign\n\nCool. Tell his legs I said hello.",
"\"Many sides\"",
"I see you're a man of faith as well.",
"Why not?",
"Her husband, Marcus Bachmann, runs a \"pray the gay away\" clinic in Lake Elmo, MN.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oyA5JV7kA",
"So real",
"I meant more on Reddit and in popular media. From my point of view only Republicans get shit on. I don't go searching out these things. Obviously if you intentionally seek out Democrat bashing it's possible to find. \n\nReddit is basically Fox news, but for Democrats.",
"It is very true, her husband is a owner/ practicer of \"gay conversion\" clinics and think they can pray the \"gay\" away. Most believe he does this because he himself is gay and can't cope with it. They are not very good people...",
"I don't agree that there is a good 10 minutes of fox news.",
"Too good. Best. Sign. Ever.",
"Hatters ",
"remember when this idiot was the craziest idiot in politics? ",
"That's what they told me about the Bible. ",
"> Every time our two national corruption clubs let us down\n\nGet out of here with this false equivalency bullshit. The Dems have their problems, but they are actually based in reality.\n\nSaying they're both the same is like comparing a cold to cancer.",
"I drove past it 20 minutes ago on my way to work and wondered what it was. Now I’m sitting in the parking lot on my phone before I head in to work and boom it’s on the front page of reddit.",
"god damnit ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJkb4zuPtw",
"Jokes on you, I'm aware that this is a reference to a popular song but have no idea how it goes.",
"I love Midway Books!",
"I know that corner! Never saw that sign though. But then again, I only go through that corner once a month or so.",
"I'm sorry man, I'm a left leaning centrist, but to suggest the dems are infallible is just wrong. They do stupid shit all the time too.\n\nEdit: Sorry, forgot that it's against the rules to speak out against dems on reddit lest I be considered a full fledged member of /r/the_donald\n\nhttps://media.giphy.com/media/l4FsAvXijacDUoh7G/giphy.gif\n",
"http://thegoodlordabove.com/ the people that did that billboard, in case you were wondering if The Almighty had a website where he doth spoketh some more.",
"There are a lot of jaywalking pedestrians around there. Unless you are one of them, your attention is fully occupied just driving.",
"What if you live on the tenth floor of an apartment? Does that mean God is telling you to jump?",
"Where did he say they are infallible, he literally says they have problem just not the same as pubs.",
"It’s up right now... there’s still time!",
"> it seems like no one on reddit or in popular media is critical of Democrats. Especially not female Democrats.\n\nDo subreddits like r/The_Donald and r/LateStageCapitalism not count, because those lot are pretty heavily critical of democrats. Also r/HillaryForPrison is a thing that exists. ",
"Michele Bachmann in Minnesota, Joe Arpaio and Kelli Ward in Arizona, Marsha Blackburn in Tennessee, [Josh Hawley](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/01/31/gop-candidate-blames-human-trafficking-on-sexual-liberation-saying-it-leads-to-slavery-of-women/?utm_term=.580956e4b326) in Missouri. It's going to be a fun year.",
"It's probably closer to comparing a cold to the flu",
"\"Yeah man but have you ever looked at a dollar bill... ON RON PAUL?\"\n\n- You",
"> fuck him\n\nYou, sir are engaging in Facebook blasphemy. And I don't have a problem with that.",
"He never said they were infallible. He never even said they were good.",
"To be fair, there's probably no one better qualified to speak about homosexuality.",
"Yeah, but my point is that 100% of the time I encounter this kind of criticism it's against Republicans. Unless you go to a corner that is specifically anti-Democrat you'll never emcounter an anti-Democrat post.",
"Regardless of which side is better, it's always bothered me how quickly people dismiss half the country as crazy or stupid just because there are 2 choices. If there were 4 choices would some other percentage be stupid? Like 25% or 75%? We really shouldn't be this polarized.",
"Michele \"Former Swiss Citizen\" Bachmann",
"I guess I should get out of Minneapolis more (typically Minneapolis people don’t venture into St. Paul and vice versa) because this is too funny. ",
"Be mad, yo.",
"Hatters gonna hat",
"So real.",
"That looks like Zeus, not the invisible spirit of Judeo Christian faith.",
"If any of you are in Minnesota, go to the bookstore below the sign, its awesome.",
"You mean subs that have been blocked from the front page because they don't fit Reddit's narrative? Yeah, those of us that mostly just browse r/all will never see those posts because Reddit doesn't want us to see both sides.",
"I never said they were infallible. In fact if you actually read what I wrote I said:\n>The Dems have their problems, but they are actually based in reality.\n\nFor the Dems, their failures largely result from ill fated ideas like running the qualified but boring John Kerry, or the incredibly qualified but equally \"controversial\" Hillary Clinton. Otherwise their primary objectives seem to be to help the worst off of us.\n\nThe Republicans constantly get us into international conflicts, constantly try to impose their religious dogma on all facets of our countries supposedly \"secular\" establishments, and are constantly clamoring to end welfare programs because \"a percentage of the recipients might game the system\".\n\nYeah. That's our \"two national corruption clubs\".",
"Anything to keep the status quo of earning money...",
"Bunch of misogynists in here trying to discourage a woman from getting into politics",
"I used to live a block away from there. I miss Ax-Man and Midway Books.",
"Oh god I fucking hate Marsha Blackburn. I hear her commercials all the time and it’s so fucking cringy. ",
"lmfao, thanks for the joke, i needed a good laugh. ",
"I love Midway Books! Just down Snelling from me. ",
"Holy shit, a rational person on Reddit who actually understands something about politics.",
"I actually like that comparison. A cold sucks, but a flu can kill you.",
"RIP Rainbow",
"You forgot the /s",
"Unless you're Harvey Weinstein, Roy Moore, Donald Trump, Mark Halperin, Kevin Spacey... etc.\n",
"You realize that the one with the finger up isn't God, right? Have you ever even seen the mural?",
"Man that \"God\" account is so cringey.",
"This has https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FG4iIA8XIg written all over it.",
"It's comparing cancer to cancer if we're being accurate, but I think your analogy fits",
"As a Minnesotan, I approve of this message. FUCK HER ",
"Bachmann dropped out already, so check her off the list.\n",
"OMG a book store! ",
"The good 'ol days of yesteryear? ",
"Nice, this bookshop is right by my old apartment.",
"So. Real.",
"You've never been to r/The_Donald.",
"Arizona native here, and Arpaio is a fucking embarrassment. Ward is not any better. We're not all idiots, just about 50%.😔",
"\"Something good happens, 'It's His will.' Something bad happens, 'He moves in mysterious ways.'\"",
"Paid for by TheGoodLordAbove.com got me gigglin good",
"Man we are so fucked. ",
"2018 will have at least 4 people of entertainment interest try for senate seats, and at least one will win a seat in at least the house:",
"No because putting a /s is appeasing to the dumb. People should be smart enough to decipher obvious satire/sarcasm/parody from the an earnest post",
"I love that this is equally as relevant as if God had written it himself!",
">[Josh Hawley](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/01/31/gop-candidate-blames-human-trafficking-on-sexual-liberation-saying-it-leads-to-slavery-of-women/?utm_term=.580956e4b326) in Missouri. \n\nI can not wait to vote against this ignorant fuckstick.",
"What you said. Plus, wanna a list of all the pro-Sanders subs? We are not really Hillary fans.",
"I don't seek out political boards. There's already too much politics everywhere. I want to learn new things, see funny shit, be entertained. Politics is done to death and is just depressing. Politics has aged like a potato salad left in the sun. It went from a little bit funky to so bad you can't escape the stench of it.",
"Is that Facebook God?",
"Wrong. They're BOTH the same and they have sold us out to corporate America. The only difference is Democrats keep up the charade that they are 'for' the people.\n\nWe're sheep to ALL the politicians, regardless of the side of the aisle they're on.",
"She saw the sign from God?",
"It's nearly impossible to make the nonsensical arguments that idiot conservatives make with this platform. You're shit on for good reason.",
"Hey, as long as y'all keep it at 49.9% idiots, we're all good. ",
"Take a moment to think like an adult about this. How much time and energy have you applied to critiquing Republicans in recent months? How much time and energy have you applied to improving Democrats in recent months? If most of our energy is about hatred, then most of our energy keeps pulling away from any path toward a better future. Of course there is a face and a heel in kayfabe. Did you not understand the concept?",
"So the sign worked?",
"so brave",
"I guess Arpaio is like Arizona's Roy Moore",
"I agree that it's bullshit how polarized we are. I also would love if we had more political parties because then we could vibrant discussions employing the most successful aspects from all political ideologies.\n\nBut again, this is another false equivalency trap. In the past 3 decades the political right has shifted farther and farther right. In that same time the political left has hardly budged. In fact, the most \"radical\" liberal proposal is Universal Healthcare. That was their same radical proposal during the 70's. Meanwhile the right is trying to \"make america great again\" by running pedophiles, serial adulterers, and [candidates who believe women should remain home to cook for their man.](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/01/missouri-senate-candidate-women-cook-dinner)\n\nThere's got to be a fucking point where people just say \"enough\" and start calling out the chronic bullshit which is perpetuated almost exclusively by one side.",
"oh god not her again uuuuuuuuuuuugh she's so awful",
"That's pretty much true for the country. If you think about it, half of us have to be below average.",
"You're doing exactly what doesn't need to happen. I'm independent but the left is far worse in my eyes. Does that mean the GOP is innocent? No. Stop dickriding parties and believing that just because you identify as \"democrat\" it makes you a \"good\" person.",
"My dad always says if someone said they spoke to god, get the fuck out of the room.",
"It could end horrifically. ",
"As a Minnesotan, I'm so happy to see this. And I know where this is, but didn't know the sign was there. I'm going to have to go get a picture of me with it!",
"\"Problem?\" - God",
"Man, you people sure are zealous. Try walking away from politics for a while.",
"\"I sure will\" -god",
"Where are you from, so I can avoid raising kids there because you absolutely suck at reading comprehension. ",
"Yeah but I prefer to be a sheep for the side that isn’t trying to screw me out of healthcare",
"Yes her gender is the reason people make fun of her, that's the only reason /s",
"American Facebook is full of people that shit on Democrats.",
"Subs like r/The_Donald and r/LateStageCapitalism have made it very clear that they are safe spaces that will not tolerate outsiders that go against the groupthink. They're heavily censored and insular communities.\n\nThey're not being blocked just because they don't fit a narrative, they're toxic communities that make the rest of the site look bad.\n",
"I never even identified as a Democrat or claimed that being one makes you a good person. Plenty of pieces of shit identify as Democratic. Harvey Weinstein was a big donor to the party.",
"I guess I got my swagger back...",
"Zing.",
"The way it seems now that many people considering running for public office, once they figure out everything it entails, just say \"fuck that\" and cease those aspirations for sanity's sake. That just leaves the delusional, narcissists to take the job because no one else wants it. ",
"But was the question \"Should I run for office\" or was it \"Did I miss the sign\" or \"Should I never run for office\".\nThe answer makes no sense without the question that goes with it.",
"Clinton was a huge warmonger though. Multiple left wing politicians and presidents have gotten us into wars and plenty of right wing havent. Start with fixing yourselves first, because modern liberals do more harm than modern conservatives. Conservatives can't even agree on one thing meanwhile the left constantly pushes hate and hypocrisy.",
"No see, Dems are the abusive spouse who in the least does something nice once in awhile. Republicans are the ones who just beat you and say it's your fault. Nothing is 100% in this world and to act otherwise is naive at best.",
"Why is there so many batshit crazy people in the us? It's insane.",
"This sub is beyond dead",
"Yeah, I'm starting to suspect a lot of these commenters could be trolls.",
"Why don't you like Arpaio deporting illegal immigrants?",
"I don't know where you're getting that from, it looks as though she's still mulling over whether or not she'll run. She hasn't declared either way yet.",
"2017 was a hell of a year...",
"No they’re not. ",
"The dude is like 85. Normally I'd say he wouldn't live to see the end of his term, but he'd probably just survive on pure hate Strom Thurmond style till like age 98.",
"You're confusing mean with median.",
"I um... Have some bad news for you. ",
"I don't see why you guys are all whining about her when I've never even HEARD of her before. Sounds like you people are just easily triggered by people you don't like.",
".1% triggers a recount I think.",
"I am the senate ",
"They weren't blocked from the front page, you whiny victim.",
"You mean the side that screwed up my healthcare so now the coverage I get, which costs more, is worse than it was? Yeah thanks no.\n\nEdit: For the record I don't vote left or right but the healthcare thing pisses me off. Double the money for half the coverage. Ugh.",
"I thought it was just a sign that said \"no\" The fact is, someone paid for this billboard to be setup and kept! I don't know who Michelle Bachman is or what she stands for, or even if she is running to represent my area. In fact, I'm pretty sure she isn't running for senator representing my area, but my vote is already against her...",
"Michelle Bachmann should be the first woman President of the USA. ",
"What a concept! Stop the presses: People don’t like things they don’t like!!\nGenius",
"I used to love Gods Facebook page but around the election it turned into a cesspool. ",
"I very much doubt that's why. For example, I don't hate him for deporting illegal immigrants. I hate him because he's a racist who treats prisoners like animals.",
"I mostly just go on facebook to look at pictures of my friend's baby. She's so cute. Saw a video of her today trying to feed herself. I wanted to go to dinner with her and her mom tonight, but her mom is at a birthday so baby is with grandma. \n\nSo instead of hanging out with baby I'm here getting downvoted for speaking the truth. I'm probably around 762/762 critical political posts I've seen on reddit being anti-Republican, without ever intentionally going to a political subreddit.\n\nEdit: I want to comment on the fact that my downvotes have largely turned into upvotes. It feels wrong to complain about downvotes when you mostly have upvotes.",
"That's one of his biggest problems. He doesn't care if they're actually undocumented, he just loves to hassle brown people.",
"wow michelle bachman.\n\nI havent heard that name in a while.",
"That looks like a book store I could spend a few good hours browsing.. ",
"So the billboard worked? ",
"Well guess which side I'm on then.",
"Ken M?",
"We already have a mentally unstable President, we don’t need Michelle Bachmann adding her crazy.",
"Don't spread lies",
"LMAO DAE GOD?! FUCKING REPUBLICUNTS LMAO BTFO WE DID IT REDDIT YASSSSSSSS",
"Because he's a fascist piece of shit in how he does it, he's an idiot, if the immigrant has made it as in they contributing to society they should be left alone. ",
"It just went up. Saw them putting it up a day or two ago heading to Turf Club.",
"yup, will a be a pornographic carnival of \"trick the dumb dumbs into voting for me\"",
"Conservative here. Please, no. She’s got more baggage than Samsonite.",
"\n\nThoughts and Prayers™",
"No one misses that shithole.",
"G-d **really** liked The Hardy Boys. He’s just trying to help us all look cool. ",
"We still got Trump though sadly.",
"Serious question: how do you keep up with all of these names? Like, sooo many of them? And new ones popping up all the time...",
"\"Hah!\" - My Republican roommate ",
"Lets compare Presidents and their conflicts going back to the 70's.\n\n**Republican**\n\nNixon: Vietnam\n\nFord: Nothing notable.\n\nReagan: A few CIA backed coups in South America, but no wars.\n\nBush I: Iraq I\n\nBush II: Iraq II\n\n**Democrat**\n\nCarter: No large conflicts initiated. \n\nClinton: A few small conflicts such as in Libya and Somalia, but nothing large.\n\nObama: Syria.\n\nI'm not saying that there aren't Democrats who are War Hawks, but there's a hell of a lot less of them and they don't do overwhelmingly successful with the base. ",
"God has really made a name for himself on social media. It's fucking hilarious seeing the amount of hate and threats he gets. ",
"Can a convicted felon run for public office?\n\nEdit: Looks like a convicted racist felon whose only freedom comes from the pardon of a President can run for public office, but he can’t vote or own firearms.",
"Exactly, but the common theme is that people think if you are one, you're inherently better. Makes no damn sense.",
"Seriously. Why not just open it back up after he closes it, and give him that look like, \"I know you saw me behind you.\" But then he might say that you were too far away and it felt weird to stand there for so long and he didn't want you to do that weird thing where you walk faster and pretend to run so he doesn't have to keep standing there.",
"All the republicans should follow her",
"Some folks turn politics into primetime dramas.\n\n*My god what have I gotten myself into?",
"Le edgy atheist ",
"Sexism is the only reason reddit doesnt like michelle bachman. ",
"Wait, how was Ford 'Nam continued? US involvement in the war ended in '73, before Nixon resigned.",
"didnt the guy who runs those god facebook and twitter pages get in trouble on reddit for fucking with some sub? Im really fuzzy on the details. ",
"You should search “I’m Not Marsha Commercial” on YouTube that a Nashville Judge has to make because her name is Melissa Blackburn and she was afraid people at the polls would think the name was Marsha. It’s a hilarious song.",
"South park god should have been used",
"Because the entire world doesnt revolve around what you know about. ",
"I'm God Riiiick",
"No, he's right. The dems haven't really done much. They only:\n\nRig their primary so Hillary could win the nomination.\n\nObama administration then requests surveillance on Trump, his team, anyone ever associated with him. \n\nThey wiretapped him.\n\nAfter this, they cheat on debates by giving Hillary debate questions before hand.\n\nTrump still wins the election\n\nObama orders an investigation into Russia interference with our elections.\n\nThe dems then come up with a conspiracy theory about Trump colluding with Russia, no evidence or proof.\n\n The mainstream media latches onto this, with anonymous source after anonymous source.\n\nObama holdovers start targeting the transition team, sending classified information to the news media.\n\nIt's weird, right? It's almost as if they thought it was impossible for Trump to win or something, as if they rigged the election and failed.\n\nBut that's totally normal, right? Republicans, oh, they against killing babies, they are so sexist, and they even want to strengthen our borders to the standards of most other western nations! How racist! \n\nWhy the Republicans are just evil, and the Democrats can do no wrong!\n\n/s\n\nSeriously what the fuck is going on Washington \n\nEdit: I removed \"The mainstream manages to come up with the pussy grab tape\" because it doesn't really fit. I'm also not interested in arguing about it.",
"The fucking crazies are out! Woooie!",
"Ayyyy! I know that bookstore! (Never been inside it)",
"Yeah, just like the \"common theme\" of if you are a Republican then you are one of God's personally chosen Patriots. \n\nFunny how the Democrats have a reputation of being \"good people\" when they believe in propaganda like equality and helping the poor. ",
"As a Minnesotan, when she ran here, won a hard fought battle.. it pissed me off when 2 months later, she was in Iowa, saying she was an Iowan running for president to bring Iowa values to America... Fuck Bachmann.",
"Not really, unless you fall into the American media cycle of shit.\n\nIf you avoid it and see through all the scare tactics and distraction bullshit, the world is a fucking awesome place and we're alive at the best point in human history, ever.",
"... do you think God purchased a billboard to tell her not to run?",
"Ha ",
"Fair point, I'll edit it.",
"I hope you’re joking. It’s infuriating living in a red state and having her auto win because of that even though the majority of her voters have no clue she’s being paid by big ISP’s",
"God: Good, now jump out of it.",
"I don't have Facebook anymore so I can't look but is she serious? ",
"The Rock? ",
"Yeah it's shitty a lot of the times, but that's politics. Can't just put blind trust into our representatives to truly represent our values and needs. If we didn't talk about things, then how would society progress?",
"Politics basically is a prime time drama",
"*at least 50%\n\nFTFY\n\nBut seriously, some Americans are lovely. I generally love the Pacific Northwesters. ",
"Striking her with lightning should work. ",
"I personally don’t keep up with all the names. I just know who Marsha Blackburn is as I hear her commercials and shit all the time. ",
"There was just a video of a dude interviewing another dude. Where's the sting?",
"How dare people that I disagree with run for a public office!",
"If you need God to give you a sign to run for a Senate seat then I don't want you to have a Senate seat.",
"It oozed into 2018",
"Not if we all go out and vote in the midterms. Its our only chance.",
"I guess you need a /s to detect obvious sarcasm",
"This guy's one of the few reasons I'm still on FB",
"I'm not that concerned there are batshit crazy people. They are an inevitability and often deserve sympathy and help. What scares me is that our power structure props up such batshit crazy people.",
"this is the first im hearing of Josh Hawley, seems like a fucking tool.",
"Which part of that was a lie? The him being gay part might be a \"rumor\" but they are not very good people refrence- the guy runs a pray away the gay camp.",
"Naw dude, unfortunately they're all too real. People just try to be edgy; because they have whatever they want they think that the government is useless. Having empathy is too difficult.",
"One could argue that some politicians turn politics into primetime dramas. ",
"I feel like politicians make/want it that way. Thank God there are people that will take up the task of keeping up with them and their views.\n\n\nEdit: a word",
"Ahem...\n\n\nFDR: WWII (obviously called for but still)\n\n\nKennedy: Cuba and the USSR tension\n\n\nClinton: Gave NK the power it has today, middle east hellhole\n\n\nNew Clinton: Called for war with Russia in China in the so called \"harmless\" emails, destabilized the middle east further, wanted to drone strike a foreign embassy that Julian Assange was hiding (her death toll is high regardless)\n\n\nObama: Let ISIS run around doing whatever they pleased because he wanted to use them to topple the Syrian government instead of handling the actual threat, gave Iran billions for their nuke program, knowingly funded Saudi Arabia who were funding ISIS and he didn't seem to care etc.\n\n\nI'd say WWIII on the doorstep is much worse than some proxy wars.",
"Me too🙂 ",
"Joe Arpaio can burn like garbage",
"Don’t mean to sound like a dick but how many Pokémon names do you know?",
"Really boggles my mind how displaying emotion has become a source of criticism from the right wing. Well, actually it doesn't. When you have no intellectual grounds upon which to advance your political views then you have to fabricate bullshit out of thin air, and present it as a legitimate criticism. \n\n\"Look this person cares about shit!\"\n\n\"Look this person is angry!\"\n\n\"Look this person is complaining!\"\n\nWouldn't be nearly as annoying if they weren't the most pissed off, aggravated collection of petulant children. Enter any right-wing sub and you'll find a dense gathering of the most caps-lock obsessed hysterical shits on Reddit. ",
"They working well then",
"In a similar category Gov. Rick “Voldemort” Scott is running for Bill Nelson’s seat in Florida. ",
"Don’t forget Don Blankenship in West Virginia! Under his management, 29 miners died in the Upper Big Branch Mine Disaster. He cut corners and ignored safety standards. The man spent a year in federal prison and was only released in May. **Don Blankenship killed 29 men.**",
">Some folks turn politics into primetime dramas.\n\nYou mean politicians?",
"You are in the long ass hallway of life. There are many doors and windows, but you cannot open them yourself. The doors have to want to open. Sometimes it helps to stand at the door and bang your head against it until it opens. Unfortunately, the door usually is for the bathroom and the toilet is clogged.",
"That's gonna be difficult if they keep breeding. ",
"Hey man, we are on reddit. Its hard to tell who is being serious and who is not.",
"Lol all their meat was usually spoiled but they had a pretty good selection otherwise. And shit was *real* cheap",
"I mean theres also a common theme of democrats hating certain groups and disadvantaging certain people and groups if they don't follow group think and the right is seen as evil if there are a few cookie cutter christian families.\n\n\nActions speak louder than words and \"beliefs\". In the recent years, the left has gathered quite the negative reputation from allowing racism and segregation all the way up to mass murder.",
"Arpaio, for instance. \n\nSauce: AZ native. Hate his guts for the grief he's caused my friends. ",
"Her crazy eyes tell us all we need to know. ",
"I thought this was a sign for Nancy Pelosi at first. ",
"> The mainstream manages to come up with the pussy grab tape.\n\nAh yes, it's the Democratic parties fault for having a tape where the Republican nominee candidly confesses to sexual harassing people. Debate over. Let's all go home ",
"Don Blankenship is! He killed 29 men. ",
"And when the recount confirms 49.9%?",
"Ya, it smells. ",
"You guys should be euphoric that Arpaio is running. He’s only fucking things up as a sponge for attention, money, etc, taking away from more realistic candidates like McSally, who still voted with Trump 100% of the time. ",
"[Ok, that's pretty great.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8mRrq5jnc)",
"Well cable news' main competition is the afternoon soap opera.",
"You go tell them. ",
"Love this. It's literally the exact point OP was making.",
"Come on, that's so different man. Like don't you realise that we gotta catch 'em all!?",
"Why is reddit so prejudice twords Christianity but will outright defend terrorist attacks and mass rapes from muslims?",
"I live in the little blue part of Tennessee, Nashville. I'll happily contribute a little red in a blue city come election time!",
"Don’t forget [Courtland Sykes!](https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/27/politics/missouri-gop-candidate-feminists-she-devils/index.html) At this point it almost seems like this is intentional... the trump movement has encouraged the worst people ever to run for office and make the GOP lose easy senate seats",
"This is right where I used to live! This would've made my day EVERY SINGLE DAY :-)",
"That would be my bet. Could you imagine if the Republicans actually cared, and tell him to just shut up and play in the corner for his term? ",
"> I mean theres also a common theme of democrats hating certain groups and disadvantaging certain people and groups if they don't follow group think and the right is seen as evil if there are a few cookie cutter christian families.\n\nWhich group of people do the Dems hate exactly? They certainly haven't found an ethnicity of people to lambast and scapegoat.\n\nUnless you mean Republicans. The people who refer to Democrats as \"baby murderers\", \"violent leftists\", and claim that \"liberalism is a mental disease\". I can't imagine why the Dems would feel any animosity over that stuff.",
"This is fucking beautiful. We gotta call out these bible thumper candidates and make it clear that a very *large* % of us know that they are con artists. ",
"If the first month is any indication, 2018 is just going to be 2017 S. ",
"I have heard of her before. I once had the deep misfortune of being represented by her. She claims to love freedom, but hates gays, net neutrality, Trump's immigration ban, and affordable health care. In a state that suffers from serious drug problems, she has sought to make it harder for the DEA to keep black market drugs and precurser drugs off the streets. She rejects evolution and climate change, and has attempted to intimidate scientists who oppose her personal views. Am I triggered by her? Yes, yes I am. She represents the antithesis of freedom and progress, and I cringe every time I remember that she \"represents\" me. \n\nTLDR: She's a close-minded bitch.",
"Let's see, this guy has already been shown to be corrupt as hell, have a flagrant disregard for human dignity or rights, and has a history of not giving two shits about the constitution.\n\nYeah, _totally_ sounds qualified!\n\nSeriously, _how the fuck_ does this happen? It's like walking into an interview for a position as a school bus driver and then having the interviewer say \"I see here you've got 8 DUIs, so clearly you must have a lot of driving experience.\"",
"It's not that there are so many crazies in the US, but it seems to be a prerequisite to get into politics.",
"There’s this thing called ",
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT (Turns head to camera) can you believe someone would say we turn politics into primetime dramas",
"Didn't realize god was a U2 fan ",
"It might be infected..",
"I know. I guess I'd like to wish that these commenters are trolls ):",
"I miss the good ol’ days where he’d mock the idiots who tried to convince him he wasn’t actually god. ",
"Oh shit this is less than a mile from my house. Is it real?",
"Anti-white rhetoric is becoming common place, lgbt parades exclude christian and jewish members, they treat minorities as helpless children unless they think for themselves in which they're \"traitors\", they lie to women and claim they're oppressed, they cover up scandals if it involves one of their own, they always have a scapegoat for everything ex: police, men, whites, they openly endorse violent groups like Antifa, push lying MSM as fact blah blah blah blah it goes on and on and on.",
"I need a list of GOP Senatorial candidates. I'm going to start renting some billboards.",
"I think talking about these things has only made it worse. People don't listen to both sides. They listen to *their* side. It's all a big circle jerk. They grow more and more entrenched in their beliefs, getting more and more radical. \n\nThe popularity and ubiquity of the internet has increased political discussion by orders of magnitude, yet we as a society have been making negative progress. \n\nTrumps fans just get more pro-Trump, and Trump's haters just get more anti-Trump. No one here is doing anyone any good. You're simply tearing the country apart.\n\nBy voting down posts that aren't your view you push anyone who doesn't share your view away to somewhere else where their view *is* popular. Now you have found a way to separate discussions into silos where almost everyone in the silo feels the same way.\n\nPeople get all worked up. They believe that their political belief is important. It's life or death. Their own sibling thinks differently? Cut them out. Political identity is more important than family. Political identity becomes their identity.\n\nPeople would be better off stepping back, finding something else in life to live for. I can't go two minutes without seeing something political. It's just ridiculous. ",
"Jfc ",
"Maybe if she took the bible as literally as she seems to without picking and choosing what fits her mission. Unfortunately she is the type of Christian that leaves a bad taste in the mouth of anyone with a lick of common sense.",
"Ha ha! ",
"Don't bother asking for cures or an answer, God is the one who gave you the cancer!",
"This comment keeps on giving. Congratulations good sir.",
"You really think that was necessary?\n\nEdit:ugh, sorry. I'm angry at dumb real life things. Sorry to get all \"meerrr\" on you",
"I have it on good authority she makes a scuttling sound when she walks. Like a great big beetle.",
"Josh Hawley is actually a fucking scumbag. Fuck that guy",
"God will probably conveniently tell her in due time.",
"You sound like the loveliest piece of garbage I've interacted with all day, snowflake. ",
"And whoever got it in on Terry Crews",
"That guy's wife is probably fucking every single dude on the planet solely to give him the middle finger.\n\nI can't imagine that woman agrees with his sentiment deep down and probably resents him for it. ",
"Is that a Megan Barry joke?\nEdit: whoever you were I responded to, I only got halfway through your amazingly disgusting erotic story about gay banging reptilian trump and I'm extremely sorry I can't see it now. The image of \"what toilet paper wrapped in congealed duck fat\" or something like that was beautiful and I encourage you to repost because I really liked it!",
"You have it. They’re all very much the same.. some are just better at it. Bummer about the downvotes ",
"The problem is that Kelli and Joe will split the crazies allowing McSally to push through the middle. Sinema is a very strong candidate, I'd still rather her face Arpaio.",
"Republicans are dropping out because they don't want to go even further Right",
"pit your filthy hands all over me...",
"Russians*",
"> I feel like politicians make/want it that way. \n\nIf the people themselves weren't so emotionally invested in their side, but sought out nuances and reasonable discussion, we could have something better. But they don't, so we won't.\n\nThe politicians are only taking advantage of popular currents in society.",
"I'm sure a lot of us bang a lot more dudes then him. And all those dudes prolly dress a lot better than Michelle Bachman. ",
"Christian God looks more like Hank Williams, Jr. ",
"WTF this is cringy asf https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/marsha-blackburn-campaign-ad--senate-campaign-2018/2017/10/10/dc36a724-ad80-11e7-9b93-b97043e57a22_video.html?utm_term=.80ea632da771",
"Lol good point actually.",
"Plus when we were growing up, here were 152 of them. That’s it. Yeah i learned them, but it was a finite number. ",
"In general yes. Reddit is a political wind tunnel. But in this case... this lady is actually crazy.",
"who dat",
"[TEARS OF RAGEEEEE](https://youtu.be/xswrcQEy_-M?t=55)",
"Get out and vote liberals. ",
"What a piece of shit! These people are so much worse than the zealous/overeager feminists they demonize!",
"I have the OP tagged as \"Karma whore that lies in titles\", so maybe?",
"At also Arizona, I’ll suck your dick if arpaio wins ",
"Plz don’t die. On a side note, idk Morse code. What’s your username say?",
"It loops until someone miscounts.",
"Something makes them look bad, it’s the devil and demons at it again. Or globalists. Anyone who is liberal is a globalist. Being liberal means you don’t want a country and just want one world government with secular laws for all mankind and no borders or travel restrictions of any kind. Also ban the guns and stop people from saying things that offend us because it’s literally violence to be mean, totally what liberals believe, amirite fellas?\n\n/s\n\nBasically the conservative discourse is lowered to the point where they find one off-the-rails liberal college student and let them act bonkers for views, to paint all liberals as immature children with naive worldviews. Yet conservatives are such a tight knit group they’re afraid to critique this bullshit. The Republican Party went right down the crapper with Bush Jr.",
"Ahh. I miss my sims1 graveyard. I killed about 200 people this way then build a house and had my last family live there like normal Sims.",
"Reminds me of people in flooded areas who refuse rescue because \"god will help me\".\n\nBitch, god sent a helicopter. ",
"Unrelated, used to take the city bus from there",
"Wait, what? ",
"Simpler times.",
"Bachmann doesn't stand a chance in MN. She's just too fucking crazy for moderates and no Democrats would vote for her. Not enough republicans in this state to overcome the Democrats, especially not this year.",
"Maybe the sign is her husband removes his boyfriends dick from his mouth.",
"Dude, Pokemon dont have last names.\nCheckmate.\n",
"As a Garagelogtician of MN I'm waiting for someone to come forward with a scandalous tale of her husband but I would bet money that she clamped a male chastity belt on him the day they took their vows.",
"From what has been said here, that sounds likely. But it's not really the point I'm making.",
"Luke 14:34a.\n\nSalt is good,",
"“So much worse” makes it sound like there is something wrong with being eager about ending gender inequality. But yea I agree, it’s insane that people that a few years ago would have been laughed out of a senate race are getting a legit ante platform. I can only hope that this translates into huge losses for the GOP",
"[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc)",
"Checkmate bigots ",
"Why are Hatters so judgemental?",
"It's the one piece of evidence against his character, and yet at the time it was considered consensual. (Yes, I'm aware that now it's not, but back then, it was. Women could be trusted to say no.)",
"Daaaayuuuuuuuummmmm",
"Honestly, if any democrat candidate would promise to stand against ANY attack on my 2nd amendment rights (including any ban, list, registry, class ban, waiting period, and accessory ban) while also being pro-free-speech like democrats in the 80’s and early 90’s, I’d probably be voting democrat.",
"If it helps, apparently the Koch brothers have committed $400,000,000 to this election cycle.\n\nI wonder what they want?",
"She ran for presidency because she claimed God told her... TBH, in hindsight, I would have enjoyed watching her and other conservative women run against trump in the primaries. In hindisght, it's shocking when none of them did.",
"OP, is this in the University District? ",
"Just checked it out. The account only follows one person - Justin Beiber. Knowing God is a belie-ber takes all the guilt out of my guiltiest pleasure. No fun. ",
"I don't have one, but I agree. No way he'll win. It's pathetically funny that he thinks he will. He's an old fool and a bully. Can't fucking stand him. And I'm done ranting now.",
"The people that own midway are very odd...",
"I don't Bachmann goes to this part of St Paul or any part really. ",
"Leave it to /u/planetoftheatheists to post this ",
"Make sure you drag along every friend and family member you have.\n\nI'm not crazy about Claire, but how does she keep ending up running against these dipshits? Remember Todd \"Legitimate Rape\" Akin?\n\n>In a local news interview, on August 19, 2012, discussing abortion, Akin claimed that victims of what he described as \"legitimate rape\" very rarely become pregnant. Airing on St. Louis television station KTVI, his response to a question on rape exceptions for abortion was:\n\n>\"Well you know, people always want to try to make that as one of those things, well how do you, how do you slice this particularly tough sort of ethical question. First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.\"\n\nSide note, I just learned that this Wikipedia article exists:\n\n[Rape and pregnancy controversies in United States elections, 2012](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_and_pregnancy_controversies_in_United_States_elections,_2012)\n\n>During the 2012 United States election cycle, in federal and state elections, a series of controversies arose as a result of statements by Republican Party candidates about rape, pregnancy, contraception, abortion, and related topics.",
"The area it is in has never had anything to do with electing her. Every level of representation in this neighborhood is DFL.",
"Fun fact, I bought my first birthday gift for my SO at that book store. It was a first edition of The Dunwich Horror and Other Stories by H.P. Lovecraft.",
"Officially, I resign. I'm done with humans. Switching alliance to trees and mushrooms. 😂😂😂😂",
"Heyyyy St. Paul represent!! I love right down the block on Snelling over at Hamline University☺️",
"God doesn't fuck around when it comes to closing doors. He *slams* them so hard they stay shut",
"Nice that you can see it from the flaming asshole that is the Spruce building.\n\nAlso, yay Midway books. Great shop.",
"It’s either really new or really old. I live near there and take the green line almost every day and I haven’t seen it. ",
"Australian here. Can confirm. My wife watches EastEnders for entertainment, I watch US politics. \n\nGuess which one has the more ridiculous plotlines..... ",
"Please go away. ",
"Especially in Tucson....\n\nAll the stuff Family Guy likes to say about us? It's frickin' true.... -__-",
"I can't even bring myself to click that link. It's just going to piss me off...\n\nOn the bright side, we've got Marsha Blackburn here in Tennessee.",
"Be it Russians or Mexicans, the lazy-minded always make things worse by banner-waving scapegoating with the input they could and should instead use to make things better . . . but that requires becoming informed instead of dancing on convenient puppet strings.",
"And Bill Nelson has been an excellent Senator for Florida for many years. He has always coasted to a win because nobody serious ever thought about running against him. When the tornadoes hit Lady Lake about 10 years ago at 3 am, and destroyed everything (those people must have thought the world was literally ending when they awake to their houses coming apart around them), he was on site when the sun came up, hugging the victims and pledging his total support in getting help for them. Someone woke him in DC in the middle of the night and he jumped on a plane and headed straight there. His Republican counterpart flew over a few days later, and only shook his head at the devastation. Bill Nelson is a senator who cares about his constituents, and this is only one example of the thousands of things he has done for this state over the years, while Marco Rubio does his best to take away health care and everything else.\n\n\nBut Scott will spend whatever it takes to win because he will just use his office to enrich himself and pay himself back. That's what he did after becoming governor. He immediately started drug testing welfare recipients, knowing many of them would go to his chain of street corner medical testing facilities. If they passed, which better than 98% did (as predicted) the state paid for their test. So all that state money flowed into his pocket. When this egregious conflict of interest (now known as Trumpian Economics) was exposed, he sold his medical testing company to...\n\nWait for it...\n\nNo, really, wait for it, it's worth it...\n\nHIS WIFE!\n\nYup. When his conflict of interest was pointed out he sold the company to his wife, and actually thought that was good enough.\n\nAnd this criminal (his previous company paid a fine for Medicaid fraud in 1998 that is still holds the record 20 years later, so hes a bona fide criminal) thinks he should have Bill Nelson's seat?\n\nI think not.",
"lol not even close to the same thing ",
"Because most Redditors are educated enough and old enough to realize how bigoted and idiotic Republicans and right-wing Libertarians are.",
"\"Hold my beer\" - 2018",
"Why does God look like a character from South Park?",
"Waaaay back in the day before it became commercialized the person that ran it was pretty cool. \n\nThen at some point they decided to monetize it and it became a buzzfeed like shit show with a bunch of clickbait and other fuckery. ",
"You sound intolerably smug.",
"People fuck up \"Thou shalt not kill\" all the time.",
"I see what you are getting at and mental health isn’t always the issue. Some people are just plain dumb and/or insane. ",
"The teas?",
"152 senators?",
"Why? Because I actually debate and tell the truth? Hm, I didn't expect anything less than personal attacks. Good luck being seen as \"tolerant\" ahahahaha",
"This guy Yog Sothoths. ",
"So what you are saying is that Don Blankenship created 29 coal mining jobs?",
"Is your O key broken\n\nEdit: jk you used it like 4 times",
"She should do it. A free win for the Democrats.",
"No, Pokemon",
"When they say their own name, it’s not that difficult. ",
"It's still a finite number. It's just 802 now. I'm 21 and buy the new games every year. I feel like I can name 99% of them if I saw their picture.",
"Seriously? Why would a bathroom need to use a door?",
"I know where that sign is. ",
"Unless you need health care. ",
"Ah yes. I too remember ***waaaaaaaaaaaay*** back in the ancient age of 2006 where all men were allowed to just walk around grabbing other peoples genitals without permission. I can't believe I never realized that you could simply say \"No\" to someone who \"Moves on them like a bitch\" and \"just grabs them by the pussy\".\n\nAlso, it's not the only character flaw. He's a thrice married adulterer who is such a fantastic family man that he [raised a son who funneled donations to a cancer charity into his own business.](http://abc7chicago.com/news/eric-trump-funneled-cancer-charity-money-to-his-business-report/2069561/) His character is so pure that he mocked a mentally disabled reporter at a campaign rally. He's such a principled business man [with how he stiffs people for their hard work.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/09/donald-trump-unpaid-bills-republican-president-laswuits/85297274/)\n\nDon't drown in all that Kool-Aid, my man.",
"Yeah, those aren't folks.",
"M'lady",
"I'd take a dozen of each over Chelsea Manning. ",
"Yes, yes it is. https://www.twincities.com/2018/02/01/michele-bachmann-billboard-god-tells-no-st-paul-minnesota-midway-senate/",
"Mr Mime. Check mate.",
"151, unless you're talking about after the anime started (where Ho-oh was shown but not named) or later on after Tokepi first appeared. Or Missingno, but that wasn't the only glitch pokemon. ",
"So I just moved to TN. so glad I told Comcast I didn't want the tv package. \n\nBut annoyingly the congressman for Knox county sends out these bullshit \"update newsletters\" that are full of offensively stupid pro trump shit. And at the bottom it says \"printed with taxpayer funds\". Motherfucker, thats not better it's worse.",
"I hope that window is on the 13th floor and she counts on God catching her.\n\nJUMP MICHELLE JUMP!",
"huuuuuuuu huuuu",
"Check my history, i don't even visit those places. Just stating facts",
"God gave her the sign to run because the devil made someone do this...",
"You kids and your Mega Evolutions and your XYZed moves! Back in my day, Eevee only had three evolutions and the only gods we worshiped were Ho-Oh and Magikarp!",
"What are you trying to say?",
"Run for Senate.",
"She blocked me on Twitter cause I called her a scaly bitch :/",
"Think about it: it’s 2004 and you get an email from the future that explains that the guy hosting some new reality show everyone’s talking about is going to be President 14 years from now after the Russians helped him get elected. \n\nIt goes on to explain how he’s comically inept at his job, and it looks like the RNC is in on the fix. Even worse, Twitter is a 7 billion dollar company and he’s using the platform to incite violence and hatred. Turns out a lot of neckbeards and Nazis unite to meme us either into submission or nuclear war.\n\nOh and has an affair with a pornstar, tries to pay the hush money, but his lawyer fucks up, makes it totally traceable, and now everyone knows what he was doing around the time his youngest(?) was born. \n\nI’d watch every second of that show. ",
"In my opinion yeah I agree with you. The two party system does nothing for us in the way of choice. It's two sides of the same coin. They both want power and control. They just disagree with how it should be implemented",
"Who's that Pokémon?! ",
"Actually I was more referring to aggresively ignorant people than the mentally ill. That's a whole other subject of societal neglect that permeates into every conceivable social circle.",
"This comment is how I know you don't actually know anything about Joe Arpaio outside of the talking point you were given by Fox.",
"yeah that guy most likely visits the same whorehouse for the same child every week\n\nthat's the one thing i've learned from republican politicians, the one thing they rally against the hardest is the source of their projection ",
"You're welcome.",
"Yeah, but Maricopa county sent him to the top of the heap, repeatedly. And that's the urban center of AZ.",
">one world government with secular laws for all mankind and no borders or travel restrictions of any kind.\n\nThis honestly doesn't sound too bad.",
"Somebody ought to confuse him with Kenny Blankenship.",
"Michelle Bachmann? Isn't that the woman from Silicon Valley?",
"lmao that’s a funny tag but I promise it’s real. I saw it today on my way home from work. Corner of Snelling/University in St. Paul MN",
"Line up 50 elected DC Republicans and 50 elected DC Democrats, and look at what they've said, done, and supported in the last 20 years and you'll have your answer.\n\nI'm an independent so I'm more than willing to criticize either side, but nobody, NOBODY, asks for more criticism than DC Republicans. They are absolutely terrible, and getting worse.",
"I know the person IRL. Runs it solo. Nicest person you could meet and really takes the whole thing in stride. Just humble and funny (and often stressed) about the size of the accounts and what it means to have that kind of viral power/responsibility.",
"I only saw this today on my way home from work so it may be newly erected ",
"That’s great. Thanks for telling me about that.",
"They have all the right enemies. People like Hillary and Obama. But keep on virtue signaling your hatred.",
"Yessssss",
"Sorry, I assume too much about about the average redditor. But yeah, I think it’ll be fun.",
"I'm glad he outed himself as a dumbshit. During his AG campaign I said, \"there is a soulless bastard\", but once in office I heard him say some stuff a couple times that made me think he may be semi-human...But nah, he's a turd burglar. I feel like he and greitens are both gop-bots built in a lab for high office... I am happy to see them both malfunction and get exposed. \n \n*Ninjaedit* I also really really dislike Claire mcaskill for what it's worth. I think she miiiight have a soul, but she has been packing layer and layer of putrid shit over it for decades, so it is no longer a functional soul.",
"Well that’s good, I’d hate to sound insecure and nervous.",
"It is if you pay equal attention to what’s going on around you as you do to a video game based off anime lol ",
"Fuck Hawley. He’s nearly Akin’d himself already. I think the wave will hit MO and get Claire another term.",
"If the Queen had wheels she'd be a streetcar.",
"You are absolutely correct slow poke! You SEE what is going on. The wave of freedom is continuing to sweep across the globe!",
"It's a nice fuckin book book store. Lots of first editions and cool shit. ",
"I finally saw this today! Didn't recognise where it was in the picture from the quick glance, but I definitely should have!",
"Or no one better to demonstrate how little \"pray the gay away\" actually works. ",
"Holy shit. I agree with all of this. Well put",
"That place sold the best moldy grapes.",
"Don't forget Kid Rock in Michigan.\n\nWe're pretty ashamed here in Ann Arbor.",
"It works for Woody Allen.",
"Have you noticed who is president? He is an enthusiastically corrupt, incompetent, racist, treasonous criminal, with evidence to support every one of those terms. And nearly every Republican in DC supports and defends him. Why should anyone have anything good to say about them? It's like asking why nobody has anything nice to say about Nazis.",
"Now hold on. This is a sign from God. She didn't say she cared what the sign said so she might run regardless.",
"Because Reddit is full of bigots",
"It’s *Pikachu*!!! *FUCK*!! ",
"Head of the investment firm Bachman Burnrate Overdrive. Or am I mistaking her for the Minnesota politician who ranted against government while she and her husband raked in fortunes from Federal agricultural subsidies?",
"There are fucking 802 Pokémon now? \nThe specialness has to start wearing off about now. I bet there’s a strawmon and five crabmon and a digimon and even a digidestend...wait 🤔",
"Isn’t that the verse pertaining to Paul’s ministry only?",
"It's not damn it, it's dammit. \n-God",
"The just put it up yesterday. Was driving by about 8am Thursday when they were changing it out. ",
"Right? I hope he gets buried. His blind devotion to the fat orange idiot is an embarrassment. I wonder what kind of favors he performed for that pardon? 😋",
"Yeah despite what people on reddit wil tell you this site generally hates right leaning politicians. It would be easy to cherry pick some terrible left liberal/democrat politicians but reddit supports them. Now some of these republicans are definitely idiots, but not nearly as much as reddit makes them out to be",
"And whaddaya know, it'll be the thing she was already thinking and/or wanted to hear all along. ",
"I really doubt he's treasonous. It sounds like someone has been drinking the kool-aid.",
"So ignore politics, and you will have a progressively worse parade of presidents. Or maybe not. Maybe Trump just suspends the Consitution until this election fraud gets sorted out and we can have fair elections again (so never). ",
"Some say Strom Thurmond never died, he just went on to inhabit the body of some [dickhead](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Miller_(political_advisor)) from Santa Monica who doesn’t think janitors are people too. ",
"You mean the comedian that acts insecure on stage but in real life is a strong speaker and very certain of himself? That Woody Allen?",
"Here's an irreverent and barely relevant squidbillies clip that may be the strangest thing you've ever seen, but also one of the funniest: https://youtu.be/53YK67Ufwlw",
"Get a job. You're not entitled to shit.",
"The United States of Pan-America, or Panam for short.",
"Look I knew all the 151 pokemon, number and all, least I could do is know my representatives.",
"Bought \"A Death in the Family\" there back in the day. This is amazing.",
"There should be a senator poke'rap",
"As a Minnesotan who works in her district I even miss it.",
"Yeah, he intentionally comes off as nervous and it works for him. ",
"That’s only one network though and there’s only one sub on Reddit but everyone complains about these two things. \n\n\nIt’s almost like people on here would be happier if Republicans didn’t have a voice. ",
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"Id rather have Erlich Bachman as president",
"Some states like Virginia are overturning the can’t vote laws for felons.",
"Not totally true. Now and then, someone on the other side decides that they should switch sides. Most elections are decided by less than a couple of percentage points, so if you swing enough your way, your side can win. So the debate is worth having because it can make a difference.",
"... Woosh.",
"Fuck this vapid cunt. ",
"Mrs. Bachmann: *What's that, God? Yes, I should run?*\n\nGod: Oh, for fuck's sake.",
"There is a 100% chance you aren't from Minnesota. She's a great shame of our state according to most.\n\nEdit: shockingly this poster commented in the_dottard followed by /r/pussypassdenied in their last hour. Not a local. Probably not even American. Definitely not patriotic.",
"> outright defend terrorist attacks and mass rapes from muslims?\n\n/r/thatHappened ",
"Kind of late to the party but we expect that from you automod. You tried.",
"...or vice-versa? That were the more interesting question.",
"I’ve often heard that “Politics is reality tv for smart people.”",
"Fair enough, although in german hes called pantimos.",
"I’d rather be just lost.",
"Yeah it's pretty awful \n\n*hums tune*",
"Oh God, what's his *first* name then? ",
"Upvote for Minnesota, but how about those fucking Vikings? First Super Bowl in 40years my ass",
"Not every republican is like this. Turns out some people are just conservative and don’t like taxes. It doesn’t always equate to being racist or stupid. They are just the loud obnoxious ones. ",
"Well that's why there's that investigation going on.",
"We all had this same conversation about Trump about two years ago.",
"They want their investment to have at least a 200% return, oh and the statue of liberty",
"You seem like you are a relatively non partisan person. ",
"Oh I get it, you're one of those Trump traitors, viciously destroying the nation. Why do you hate America?\n\nAnd I've own my own business that I founded 10 years ago, and have employed dozens of people in that time. So I'm making my contribution, while you work for someone else, leeching off their work and innovation.",
"Why did you save him for last?",
"Yeah but we here in Maricopa told him to fuck off in 2016 by double digits, even when Trump narrowly won our county. Plus Phoenix doesn't make up a majority of Maricopa anyways. We're becoming a swing state now, I think we need bit more credit :)",
"Iowan here, you can have her.",
"Her husband is probably in the closet",
"So President Trump must be the greatest president yet, since there has been extensive discussion online, and more discussion yields better presidents according to you.",
"Pokemon grunt and shout there name. If Marsha Blackburn wants to run around shouting Blackburn every 3 seconds then I'll remember her name.",
" I read that as No God (there's no God), and I thought... finally the US are waking up to the truth.\n\n",
"Ho-oh? HO-OH?! You kids today and your second generation nonsense!!",
"why did you put that thought into my head! ",
"Me too. Howdy fellow nashvilian",
"Jigglypuff as seen from above",
"THE ANIME IS BASED OFF THE VIDEO GAME THANKYOUVERYMUCH",
"They've come up with a few pretty cool ones in the last couple gens. I'm still impressed with lots of them. A few have been pretty lame though. There hasn't been a strawmon. There are 6 crabmon and 2 lobsters and 2 crawfish though. So you kind of nailed that.",
"Ouch",
"I'm from Minnesota. Fuck that psycho.",
"40+ Republicans have already said they're not going to sell reelection (including Trey Gowdy). It's going to be a fun year indeed. ",
"We praise Helix Fossil in this house!",
"Panto ",
"How dare you DEFY GOD'S WILL\n\n\n\nNow that I think about it, how the hell does this work? A god powered smart house? \n\nGod already started the dishwasher, Beth. Best just to leave it be.",
"The only person I'd even consider is \"The Governator\" because he at least has some experience, but even then I've heard he wasn't an exceptional governor. ",
"Claire's one of the luckiest and savviest politicians in the country. Have you heard of how she manipulated the Missouri GOP primary in 2012? Todd Akin (before he made the legitimate rape comments) was in 2nd or 3rd place in polling for the Republican nomination, and McCaskill realized that Akin would be a much easier candidate to beat over the other two Republicans. So she then created and ran an ad calling Akin \"too conservative for Missouri\" and Akin's polling numbers for the Republican primary instantly jumped way up, and he ended up winning the primary.",
"Something something oh the games.",
"Across the Rainbow Food on University Ave. Light rail and a Route 16 stop near by. ",
"That's pretty accurate. I'd consider myself more of a conservative, but I've only ever voted liberal. If an election were held a little while ago I probably would have voted conservative, but Trudeau is making some bold moves, and if they pan out he deserves my vote.\n\nThis is Canada though, so our Conservative party is more liberal than the US's Democrats.",
"Really? I've voted in 10 presidential elections, and followed politics since I was a kid, and I've never seen an administration where literally all of them were doing secret business with the Russians.\n\nBut dispute the treason if you want, it still makes him corrupt, incompetent, racist, and a criminal.",
"I drove past this today and laughed. It's weird though cause I went to high school with two of her kids. ",
"They would be wrong, though. Because they actually turn it into the worst sitcom ever.",
"That name was already taken. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_American_World_Airways",
"Reddit leans left pretty hard.... 4chan on the other hand leans hard the other way,The reason the GOP is so maligned is because they've made some questionable moves.\n\n",
"This is the intersection of Snelling and University in Saint Paul, MN. ",
"Probably because the vast majority of them are rational candidates who don't have ass-backwards beliefs, such as more prayer = less gay, as seems to be standard among the other side's candidates.",
"It's not that hard really. They keep fucking up so their names pop up in the news often. If they were good at what they do then no one would know them at all. ",
"Funnily enough, humans say their own name, too.",
"Damn, that’s stupid. I love TN, but some of the things Knox County does is very questionable (or in this case just offensive and a waste of money.)",
"brutal",
"In a democracy we should all be completely unaware who the politicians and officials are, is your point I guess.",
"True. I don't think the Russians will interfere on Pigface Arpaio's behalf tho.",
"Sad, fake news reports. ",
"Maybe, but that's coming from you, a known liar.\n\nI cannot imagine Trump being guilty of treason. Even secret business with the Russians is not treason. \n\nTreason would be something like trying to help the Russians take over the USA. That's just ridiculous.",
"g e t c a n c e r",
"This is what happens when a party can't get actual candidates to run. You get the dregs.",
"Arizonan here, I'm pretty happy. If Arpaio wins the nomination, then that makes the job for the candidate I'll be volunteering for, Kyrsten Sinema, way easier.",
"GOLDEN",
"so it's about their enemies, classic the_retard logic",
"#NO 2018 I WILL NOT HOLD YOUR BEER.",
"/r/The_Donald is absolutely not blocked from the front page... Neither is /r/LateStandCapitalism...\n\nI see posts from them all the time.",
"Saint Paul, Northeast corner of University and Snelling. ",
"I'm imagining her asking her son if he knows how to make movies and he opens up imovie and helped make that. ",
"I've yet to see a graph of prayer vs gay, so I can't say whether or not they are correlated.",
"Someone didn't understand pressure systems and assumed the window was opened by God. ",
"[Mad hatter disease, or mad hatter syndrome, was an occupational disease among hatmakers, caused by chronic mercury poisoning. It affected those whose felting work involved prolonged exposure to mercury vapors.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erethism#Hatters_of_New_Jersey)\n\n\n\n[In 18th and 19th century England mercury was used in the production of felt, which was used in the manufacturing of hats common of the time.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_as_a_hatter)\n\nThe Mad Hatter character was (supposedly) inspired by a [furniture maker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophilus_Carter), where felt production would've also been commonplace. \n\nAh yes, the era of the industrial revolution... just when we had the science to produce good chemicals with complete disregard of how they might impact people and the environment.\n\nIn a few years we'll be making glow-in-the-dark clock hands! [Yeah Mr. White!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-t-bUkfY8)",
"4chan leans counterculture. The dominate narrative in today’s society is with a liberal tone, those guys/girls on 4chan just like to push buttons. \n\nI don’t think they’re really representative of the Republican voting base. ",
"Hello neighbor.",
"Eh, for the few cool ones, there's been a ton of lackluster pokemon over the past decade. There's an ice cream cone that evolves into more scoops, a pile of garbage that evolves into a bigger pile of garbage, and just a [straight up mexican.](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cU4obyeXJOM/WCTBe71Y4II/AAAAAAAADww/8n7jUe3fmY05t3LBZ3__m0RIrWbEjmiaQCLcB/s1600/tumblr_ms7p6nyNKv1s5h198o1_500.gif)",
"::barf::",
"Why does God look like Santa?",
"They get shit on because they deserve it. When you do stupid shit then social media in general is going to call you out on it. Republicans often do and say stupid shit therefore they get shit on more on social media. \n\nFox News, on the other hand, shit on people for using the wrong mustard or kneeling during an anthem. So please don't call Reddit a Fox News for anything not that Reddit is perfect but that's just stupid.",
"Have you ever listened to some of these people? Their names are their favorite things to talk about. ",
"Why is that ridiculous? He doesn't care about America, he cares about making money. That his excuse for hating America, what's yours?\n\nAnd I've said nothing that would qualify me as a \"known liar,\" but you are defending a traitor, which makes you nearly as bad as him.",
"I’ll drink to that. ",
"You don't know how lucky you are.\n\n(Back in the USSR!)",
"> click that link\n\nThe headline is “GOP candidate blames human trafficking on sexual liberation, saying it leads to ‘slavery’ of women” 🤢",
"It's not possible for things to be as one-sided as you claim.",
"Definitely not disagreeing with or disputing what you've observed. You're right, the polarity is getting stronger and stronger every day.\n\nAll that being said, without being involved, how do we improve things? Where do we go to stay informed? I don't like the sound of being surprised by some outrageous law I've never had the chance to read about being passed and I didn't even have the chance to call or mail my Congress representatives about it.",
"I have so many stories about that game. I played the shit out of it. I made a house with GI Joe in it, and his neighbor was Sadam Hussein. I killed Sadam Hussein (head canon says GI Joe did it) but he came back as a ghost. He kept appearing behind GI Joe and scaring him to death. I'd reload the game and it would always happen eventually. I tried deleting Sadam's ghost but I couldn't get rid of him even with cheats. The property was literally haunted. I had to build an identical house on another lot and move GI Joe. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/K8i4hkq.jpg",
"4chan is pro-Trump to an extreme and has been shitting on Hillary since before the primaries.\n\nReddit's culture is mainly Liberal. That's all there is to it. There's no shortage of right-leaning sites as well but they cross into Nationalist overtones so they get disregarded. ",
"I totally did",
"Politics affects EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. That's why it's everywhere. ",
"This is the first time I’ve ever heard something positive about that rainbow lol. \nLet me set a scene for you. I’m about 12 and my sister is 16. We go to that rainbow reluctantly because they sold stamps. \n\nAs we are walking out a large white woman yells “that bitch keying your car” \nThe possessor of both said vehicle and a body odor reminiscent of cat urine drops what he’s holding a takes off running. \n\nOf course what he’s holding is a detachable carseat for carrying babies. \n\nMe and my sister 180 and retreat to the protection of midway rainbow. \n\nAs the altercation progresses the entire cashier staff goes to the windows to watch. \n\nWhen the groups are yelling about “having blades” we find it best to stay put. When the woman who keyed the car takes out a stun gun and rushes the ammonia musked man we make our break for it. \n\n",
"Bachmann is from Minnesota? That'a gotta be the most fucked up thing to come from this state ever!\n",
"She’s waiting for a sign from god? That sounds like a medical condition that should exempt you from political office ",
"It opened up her eyes, she saw the sign ♪ ^♪ ♪",
"Nostalgia glasses. How special is a pile of sludge? A bunch of magnets put together? An evolved form that is literally just multiple of a lower form?",
"Um am 40 so...squirtle cause it sounds sexual. that is all. ",
"Roy Moore is still waiting for God to turn the tide of that election.",
"LOL the ALC in the green spruce tree building? ",
"That’s my favorite bookstore!",
"Dickholes can be fun if you're a spelunker.",
"Democrats don't run people who believe they personally speak to god. ",
"Ho-oh was 2nd generation game boy game but was in the very first episode of Pokemon way before we even knew they would do a second generation. ",
"Right...because he’s counter culture; 4chan wasn’t on the Romney or McCain bandwagon. They’re not “Republican”, they just enjoy pissing people off. ",
"Mr",
"A lot more people have joined the discussion since his election, and those that were talking before are far more serious now. Like Dave Chappelle has said, Trump's presidency may have a lasting positive effect if it means we can finally crush him and those who support him. So I think the increased discussion will result in a better America without Trump and without many of his treasonous congressional supporters.",
"I am rooting for you! I have family there that are on the right side of things.",
"isn't r/LateStageCapitalism just another one of those dumbass pro communism subs? that's kinda the opposite of being republican. ",
"A lot of these people are on the GOP’s list of people they do not want running too. Because they know that if Sherrie Joe runs, they’re basically giving that seat to a Democrat. ",
"obama did business with the russians. hillary did business with the russians. before that (after the end of the cold war though), nobody gave a fuck about the russians",
"That's what I don't like about anti-Trumpers.\n\nHe hates America? I say there's no evidence that he's guilty of treason, so that means I'm defending him and therefore am nearly as bad as him?\n\nYou are a liar. You claimed that he was guilty of treason and that there was proof. That was a lie. I am on the app and forget your exact words, but that is essentially it.\n\nI can't say anything that isn't 100% anti-Trump without being \"nearly as bad as him\". I could say that Trump isn't responsible for the Holocaust and get hated on by your type.\n\nMy point is that you should stick to the *facts*, and not your rhetoric. Sure, treasonous has a nice ring to it, but is it true? Probably not. People seem to think it's treason to even talk to Russia. ",
"That be Midway. Have ridden the 84 bus many a time back in the day. ",
"Like by having Newsweak Photoshop her picture when they put her on the cover?",
"Thanks! I'm planning to get involved in Democrat Kyrsten Sinema's campaign, so I'll make sure not to let you down!",
"I'm just going to pretend you're making that up.\n\nLalalalalalalala....",
"I didn't claim it was one sided. YOU did. I mentioned FOX NEWS and it's ilk doing the same shit to Democrats. It's not one sided. And I was just explaining why Republicans get shit on and how the reasons are different than the reasons why Democrats get shit on. \n",
"> treasonous\n\nBlah blah blah\n\nI'll just write down that you believe Trump is the greatest president of all time. ",
"Also, no god.",
"It didn't used to be.",
"People announcing they're going to run for Senate is boring. Pokémon is compelling. There's the difference. Also I've never caught, raised, and spent time with a Marsha Blackburn before. ",
"vOv\n\nDon't ask me. I live in Alabama, and personally had to deal with Roy Moore's bullshit. I still can't figure out how he almost became a senator.",
"Jimmy Duncan! God, what an absolute shitlord our representative has been.",
"It’s because people can only be mad/butthurt, even though republicans are usually the more correct side of things, even in China the people are using the “white left” as an insult, saying they “only care about topics such as immigration, minorities, LGBT, and the environment” and “have no sense of real problems in the real world”. It’s the left (democrats) that are honestly fucking up our country, thank god we got lucky with trump in office (even though he’s not THAT good, he is doing SOME good ass shit for our country). And honestly idgaf how many downvotes I get, as long as I’m spreading the truth. (P.S. Fox News isn’t that bad, it’s way better than most of the other news stations, but I’ll still admit that it is a little bias)",
"\"Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn't mean we're supposed to go down that road\" \nExactly, hypocrite jackass. ",
"Pokeman, Izuzu, Marzipan, Botchilism, Bazuzu. ",
"Yeah, yeah. Heard about this on Pawn Stars. I was making a dumb joke.",
"To her credit she did say Russia was America's number one enemy instead of terrorists during her last run for president. Everyone mocked her for it.",
"Grimer is a goddess. Magnetron is special because he was first. \n\nI’m just kidding but I get your point. ",
"I'm sorry, I'm sure you're a good person, but single issue voters are a big part of the cause of America's political problems.",
"Mitt Romney is running for Orrin Hatch's seat. ",
"Then don't live in a red state? Damn I'm a genius, I just solved your problem.",
"Because one of them just won the presidency. They're emboldened.",
"I don't know the best answer to that. But I'd watch / read news from multiple sources, try to avoid pandering and one-sided discussions. But also limit your exposure. Memes like this don't educate so much as just ridicule someone. I've never heard her side. I don't even know what her side is.",
"Since when? Go read some history and political science materials and tell me that politics never affected everything ever since humans formed civilizations. Even when we were in simple tribes there was politics in everything.",
"It needs it for privacy",
"Eevee had three evolutions, but you also worshipped Ho-oh? Hrrrm. ",
"Never said they were Republican,They are for TRUMP.",
"I think the saddest thing is the left really think like this. I used to be like you too.\n\nThe right wants to control what I'm allowed to do; That scares me. The left wants to control what I'm allowed to think; That terrifies me.\n\nThe left turned into a religious movement, and a crazy one at that. \"Capitalist/Patriarchy is evil. Maleness and Whiteness are sin. Intersectionality is the way, the truth, the light...\"\n\nNonbelievers are ignorant or evil or both. But the worst are the ex-believers like me. The Apostasy are the most hated, because we \"should know better...\"\n\nIt makes my fucking stomach turn, even worse than the moral policing busy bodies of the 90/00s religious right. Much much worse.",
"Sounds about right. As a broke college student it was pretty nice.",
"I'll take \"Things I Said About Trump in June 2016\" for 400, Alex.",
"Never let a bitch be one of your problems.",
"Ludicolo was more than a decade ago. Gen III Ruby/Emerald was 2004. I was more a shiftry fan.\n\nThe garbage one wasn't amazing. But I liked the ice cream one. And the ice cream one's counterpart was a chandelier. That sounds stupid, but it was Fire/Ghost and I love it.",
"You're saying that Republicans get shit on on reddit because they deserve it. \n\nEither it's one sided or Democrats also deserve it.\n\nI don't see these posts shitting on Democrats. That doesn't happen on regular subreddits.",
"Yeah but before you knew they were doing second gen you just assumed it was a weird looking Moltres because the sparkles coming off the back of it could be flames maybe? Trust me, I remember the first time I saw it just like I remember the first time I saw Donphan. Everyone in the theater whose testicles hadn't dropped (and maybe a few greasy guys whose testicles had) simultaneously gasped and said \"Who is THAT?\" We had all heard the rumors of Pikablue so that was no surprise but when that rock elephant rolled out- whoo boy you better believe we were shocked. And speaking of shocked we all got very upset at the movie soon after because you may remember the trainer Ash was facing threw out a Golem, a Machamp, and a third Pokémon, I can't remember which one, which is a clear violation of trainer combat rules. Well Pikachu jumped up and did a thunderbolt attack which somehow knocked out the Golem! Now Golem being a ground/rock type should've been immune so how did he get knocked out? I remember looking down at the onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to go see a movie cost a nickel and in those days all the nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! Gimme five beedrills for a quarter, you'd say...",
"I thought she wasn't gonna tell people about her dickhole until after she was in????",
"That is amazingly funny! Think she got the message?",
"Art style looks like The Life and Times of Tim. Man I miss that show :/",
"Ludicolo is from 2002. I wouldn't call him from the recent generations. Muk has always been a pile of toxic garbage. ",
"I thought Mewtwo was 151? Everyone beyond that doesn't matter",
"Prove it. [Who's this? ](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/13/97/06/139706bd362d118492c6f57660fc0ad6.jpg)",
"I just say that everyone is stupid, but the things people are stupid about is different. As it happens, enough people were stupid about the same thing and elected a traitor.",
"Her name is in the gosh dang picture and you STILL can’t spell it correctly?",
"That's false dichotomy. Republicans getting shit on and deserving it does NOT exclude Democrats getting shit on for stupid reasons. What kind of fucked up reasoning are you using here?\n\nBut whatever dude. I skimmed through your posts and your whole \"Oh gee whiz I don't really follow politics\" act is completely fake. You're pretty active on the political posts. So cut it out.",
"I've been going on 4chan for 10 years. The percentage of political posts is easily ten times higher than it used to be.\n\nThis is also true of other places. People talk about politics so much more than they used to. It wasn't always like this.\n\nPeople have always discussed politics, but not nearly as much as they do today ",
"[We only know their names because everything is fucked](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/z9iwtv/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-is-america-going-to-s--t-)",
"I really don't think you're understanding my words. I am not saying anything like that at all.",
"Reminds me of Earthbound, one of very few games at the time to actually have bathrooms.\n\n...Except if you ran up to a bathroom door and tried to open it, an NPC would always come rushing in from off-screen and shove you out of the way to get in first. You never got to see the inside because someone would always dart out of nowhere and knock you down to get in lol",
"You mean 2016 part 3. Fortunately most series get a reboot after the third in the trilogy flops.",
"That doesn't mean they're democrats.\n\nI mentioned subs that were critical of democrats, and I used extreme examples because I wanted to make the point clearly. ",
">I remember looking down at the onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to go see a movie cost a nickel and in those days all the nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them! Gimme five beedrills for a quarter, you'd say...\n\nThis reference is where you earned the upvote.",
"theres an ice cream cone a fucking ice cream cone and it evolves into a sunday for gods sake.",
"Minnesota elected a crazy pro wrestler as governor and a washed up sexist comedian for Senate, I don't see Bachmann as too far of a stretch ",
"Hawley will never unseat McCaskill hes too out there for KC and STL and even the sticks... wait what am I talking about they’re flying rebel flags in Bunker",
"Pokemon names are unique, and are often reminiscent of their respective abilities and appearances. Also, many of them are just mashups of two words put together. Relatively easy to remember especially when we have a certain Poke Rap to help us recite all 150 in style...at least at one point in time. ",
"OMG this is literally 5 blocks from my house!!!",
"What happened to her? Did she lose her seat? I thought she was still active but I guess she’s been out of Congress for a while",
"Hes the greatest worst president in American history.",
"And the pokerap helped too ",
"Thank God, I couldn't zoom in enough to read that part haha",
"Thank you. I realized halfway through I was rambling incoherently like an old man on his porch sipping a nice glass of turnip juice. ",
"Love that you spelled her name wrong in the title, but the image you posted is her correctly spelled name on a giant sign 😬 ",
"No, I understood your words. Your reasoning sucks ass.",
"My point is that people talking about politics 24/7 does NOT result in better political leaders being elected. Trump was elected under the most discussed election of all time. ",
"It’s alright...",
"4chan. Yeah that explains it. So I guess I shouldn't engage further.\n\nAlso, fucking hilarious that you'd use 4chan as a counter argument to the entire human history. Fucking ridiculous.",
"That's what happens in a representative democracy. The ACA was crafted as a series of compromises that were politically tied to constituencies. Nobody in sane mind would have ever written such a piece of legislation from scratch. Instead, it was written, and then patched by both sides to be an amalgamation that served almost no purpose. \n\nYou can't blame a specific side for that bill. It is purely the mutt-bred child of a representative democracy. \n\nEdit: it doesn't help that the hyper-consumerism culture in this country has led to an obese nation, which has caused healthcare to soar. Like it or not, America is victim to its own capitalist exceptionalism, and healthcare will continue to rise unless we do something about diabetes and rampant preventable diseases. Education is key.",
"151 and then like 10 of the others. ",
"If you think this is debate... I have news for you ",
"Hawley can eat a bag of dicks",
"Read them again, because you either completely misunderstood me or think nonsensical replies are a good thing.\n\nI don't think you even know what a dichotomy is, let alone a so called false one.",
"Geez, when was the last time you thought about Michelle Obachman?",
"Don't forget crazy Danny Tarkanian in Nevada!",
"Okay I’m a lil drunk and it’s been a terrible day so answering this honestly seems like a good idea.\n\nBoth are true. She shouldn’t be running our country in any capacity, and people who claim to be progressive/liberal are far too kind to the Democrats. Ima focus on the latter, because this thread is full of answers to the former (and it’s one of my favorite topics). The main reason for this is that it democratic system is currently rigged to only allow these two parties to be viable (you may have heard references to “third party candidates” before). As a result as terrible as both parties are, and they’re both pretty fucked up, people pretty much always maintain strong allegiance to their party of choice. Before I get flamed for not saying this: Yes the DNC is generally better than the GOP in most respects.\n\nEdit: Downvote, especially without reply, just proves I’m right. :/",
"I heard the same offers when that orange faced baffoon that is now our president was running. I haven't run out of blow jobs yet!!! ",
"I don't know what it stands for. Now Obviously? Nice Objective? ",
"Nope",
"I wanna know who funded this so I can buy them a beer. Yay Minnesota! ",
"Holy shit dude.",
"Third-highest population in the world, and neither of the two ahead of us are primarily English-speaking, which limits how much crazy shit you'll hear from them?",
"You handled it like a class act, sport!",
"Its an inevitable comment cycle when old vs new Pokes gets brought up. I see the merits of both sides tbh.",
"[You realize that's a smaller opening, right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gfxjAaZg0&feature=youtu.be&t=2m20s)?",
"How do you know there isn't proof? Are you part of the Mueller investigation? He met in secret with Russian operatives the day after firing Comey (whom he admitted on national TV that he fired him for pursuing the Russian questions) where he groveled for their approval. He just this week refused to impose sanctions on the Russians which were passed in a sweeping bipartisan vote in both the House AND Senate, AND which he signed. There are nu.erous instances of shady dealings with Russians that look like money laundering, and he is being investigated for laundering dirty Russian money in several countries. Mueller is actively connecting the dots, and a very clear picture is beginning to appear. You can try to brand me a liar for pointing out the facts, but when this is finished (and it will be filed wished, Trump can't stop it), you will be the one who is wrong \n\nAnd BTW, being wrong doesn't make one a liar. It just makes them wrong. ",
"Won't someone think of the poor Republicans? What the fuck.",
"Didnt God also come up during the Boehner-Paul Ryan shift at one point? I forget the details, but remember rolling my eyes\n\nAlso that bookstore looks interesting!",
"Vanillish, duh.",
"That actually looks like a super amazing bookstore. Where is this?",
"I just refer to the [Pokerap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCbl-12QV2c)",
"That's not what a counter argument is.\n\nToday people watch political news on tv. They read political posts on facebook / reddit /twitter anywhere from their phone.\n\nThey are exposed to politics as long as they have a phone in their hand, which for many is almost always.\n\nTrying to argue that people discussed politics more in the past is like trying to argue that the human population was higher in the past. It's simply wrong.\n\nPolitical discussions used to be parents having coffee and discussing what they read in the paper or heard on the radio. Before that politics was limited, many people didn't even have the right to vote. They struggled to survive and radios and newspapers didn't even exist.\n\nAt no point in human history has the discussion of political ideas been as prevalent as today.",
"I'm not big into politics at all, but if I would have to guess, I would guess that those names are of republicans. Can anyone confirm this for me?",
"Arpaio has no chance of winning and he knows it. He's just fleecing some more idiot Republican donors of their hard-inherited cash.",
"Republicans aren't to be indiscriminately hated.",
"She doesn't deserve to have her name spelled correctly. Just like trump doesn't deserve to have his name capitalized.",
"Bullshit.",
"Call me crazy but I even after the anime started Ho-oh wasn’t a thing. I was there for the poke generation when all we had was Red and Blue and traded over janky game boy cables, trying to play on the school bus with flashlights because backlit screens weren’t a thing yet. We were obsessed. I had all the episodes of the original anime recorded on a pile of VHS tapes that we rewatched all the time. \n\nAnd *no one* questioned that the bird in episode one was just a ducking Moltres. We had 151.",
"That's awesome",
"There is no proof that is publicly known and it's extremely unlikely there ever will be.\n\nCollusion? Perhaps. That sounds reasonable. Treason? Might as well accuse him of attempting to kill the Queen. ",
"Everybody has cared about the Russians since before WWII, where have you been? And of course Obama had dealings with the Russians, he was a president. He didn't have any dealings before that though. And of course Hillary Cli ton had dealings with the Russians, she was Secreatary of State. But she never had any dealings with them as a civilian. \n\nTrump has had long standing dealings with the Russians for years, and so has nearly everyone in his administration, and nearly all of those dealing have been suspicious. There's a big difference between a president and a Secretary of State and a corrupt oligarch wannabe.\n\nAnd learn how to use a shift button to make capitals.",
"Those are two separate things m8. Everything was chaotic then, if the election was held again Hillary would probably win. Also that wasn’t popular vote, this one is and also state wide. Much easier to predict.",
"There are two choices come November: go and vote Democrat or be a total piece of shit asshole collaborator.",
"Some people find politics compelling.",
"Go back in time a bit and you'll find plenty of criticism of Obama when it came to topics such as privacy or drone strikes, and the hive mind really had it in for Hillary until it came down to her vs trump.\n\nBut I think the answer lies in the fact that the Overton window has been pushed so far to the right in the US. The republican party is where you'll find the kind of politicians that wouldn't be welcome in the most fringe far-right parties in most of the developed world. And remember that Reddit users come from all over the globe.",
"I went to see Ralph Nader speak once, and he said if even a fraction of the people who spend the effort to remember all the names and statistics in things like sports applied the same attitude towards politicians and voting records, maybe things wouldn't have gotten so bad, and people could challenge politician's bullshit a lot more easily as constituents or opponents.",
"What world are you living in? I see hundreds of political comments every day. You honestly believe this was higher in the past?\n\nWith my phone I am exposed to the ideas of more people every day than people in the past were exposed to in a month.\n\nCalling bullshit on what is obviously true just shows how ridiculous you are.",
"Very well put, man, I feel what you're saying. Politics has become so jading and destructive",
"Gotta love a country where you can do time for a crime that killed 29 people and still run for office, yet if you were born in another country (but are otherwise a saint), there are laws preventing you from running for president.",
"More bullshit.",
"I mean, doesn't Trump essentially walk around all day saying \"Trump-Trump\"?",
"The middle half of the mode?",
"Yeah, you're the second one to say that. Man! I hope it doesn't turn out like the trump nightmare. That would truly suck. Knowing this ass backward state, it could happen 😐",
"Going by that logic his name would be “Fake-News”",
"Ha! I don't think that one's catchy at all.",
"That sir, is called PTSD",
"I spend a lot of time on the internet. Without even looking for politics, I find hundreds of political comments every day. \n\nExplain how people in 1970 saw more political comments per day. How would that even be possible?\n\nWhat year had the most political discussion per person in your mind? 2016 and 2017 eclipse every other year in human history in my opinion. What year would you say? 2000? 1150? 4000 BC?",
"It just went up recently ",
"Thanks clippy ",
"If we really think about it, memes like this probably just get in the way of what you're talking about. I agree with you that it's important to stay informed, but I agree with him that this all is getting ridiculous to the point that I'm thinking about deleting Reddit.\n\nI'm hoping that one day soon we'll move past memes and insults and move on to discussion so that we really can stay informed. ",
"If I see them, I can name every one of the first 151. So neeeeeeeeyyyyygggh!",
"Really? What’s the selection like ",
"Same with Romney, who said Russia was the biggest threat to America. Obama ripped him for that, telling him the 1980s wanted their foreign policy back. And that was a defining moment in 2012's Presidential election. That jab may have cost Romney the election. And 4 short years later, Obama was yapping about Russia, in fact, everyone on the left was yapping about Russia.",
"U2 just God fans.",
"I went to school with a very smart, very politically active guy with the name Josh Hawley. Was shocked until I realized it wasnt him.\n\nThis guy is not as smart as your average high school student, let alone the Josh I know.",
"Can I declare ignorance and get an /r/outoftheloop style explanation without getting blasted for not knowing?",
"It doesn't really matter who runs for office as long as Americans are the voters, they'll find a way to fuck things up.",
"Yep. Speaking of University Ave, did anyone see the choppers today with the ads behind them over the city today? Anyone catch the writing on the flags? I was driving in traffic and the angle was bad.",
"It seems like his heart is in the right place though.",
"Ah sorry.",
"You just blew my fucking mind.",
"Yeah but they walk around saying their name. These politicians tend to just make me immediately temporarily deaf from cringig. ",
"Most likely there’s already been 2 death within my town (Newport Beach)",
"Please tell me they were normal",
"Just like how Trump can't win eh? It's gonna be a bad couple decades for the liberals. Couldn't happen to a better group of people.",
"Do you count Lugia? \n",
"> There's an ice cream cone that evolves into more scoops, a pile of garbage that evolves into a bigger pile of garbage\n\nKeep in mind, this is somehow different and worse than the magnet that evolves into more magnets, and the pile of sludge that evolves into a bigger pile of sludge.",
"Nope, was in SLP all day. You’ve peaked my curiosity though.",
"Head over to /r/politics or /r/worldnews when a major terrorist attack happen. The mods outright ban any criticism of Islam. ",
"No one like magnemite, or grimer. Sure they grew on us, but I don't remember anyone being excited about the muk on their team. ",
"Yeah around 1 or so two choppers both had banners. One was green and the other was red white and blue I believe. It's gotta be because of the SB in town but I'm really interested in knowing what they said. Someone in here has got to have seen them.\n\nEdit: Took to twitter and found [this](https://twitter.com/JoeAlv/status/959490231010496512) so the red white and blue one was a Pepsi ad. Now for the green one",
"Well you said Reddit leans left and 4chan leans the other way, I just assumed you were calling them “right”. ",
"I have little intrest in politics, just found it funny that there was a character namend bachman in the Anime Arslan senki at peshewar-fortress ",
"He meant Hawlucha, right? There's two Mexicans. ",
"I’m chalking up anything out of the ordinary this week to the SuperbOwl.",
"Yeah same. I'm a student at the U and it's been odd. ",
"I don’t know what you’re talking about, we have some of the best high schools in the country, one of the best medical schools + hospital with UMC, and a lot of people here are engineers either working or wanting to work for Raytheon. I very rarely hear about dumb shit here, but I hear it all the time about Phoenix.",
"Obama's stance on Russia was most certainly a mistake, but *jeez* I'd even rather have that over Trump's \"let em have whatever they want\" policy.",
"GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CORNER KEVIN SPACEY!",
"You'll be happy to know the 84 has been supplemented with an A line. Same route, nicer bus where you pay at the station and jump on and go. \n\nIt's like a super 84.",
"so not only did you choose to completely ignore flekkzo's explanation but you also somehow managed to parrot your talking point about oh poor republicans.. and youre NOT from the US??\n\n/r/hmmm also fucking lol",
"Yeah there's a lot of trash. That's why it's super important to read both the controversial comments and the top comments OR just read the non-editorial articles and make your own conclusions. \n\nIt's really easy to get caught up in the political \"hype\" that the echo chamber will inevitably produce. ",
"Isn’t 2018 the year of women?",
"DAE both sides are equal?\n\nPlease. Comparing reddit to Fox News is the most absurd thing I’ve heard in awhile. ",
"You weren't alive \"back then\" if you think it was as easy as \"women could be trusted to say no.\" You didn't get to say no. You just got to sit quietly while your boss groped you, slapped your ass, and made jokes with your male coworkers about fucking you. People like you, who have no idea what other people have gone through, are what is wrong with modern America. You can't fathom that other people might *actually* have gone through the things they say they went through, either because you're so horrified by their stories that you emotionally shut down and go into denial, or because you're such a monster that you just don't care.",
"Already is.",
"Facebook God is best God.",
"Both are pretty normal. One was more prudish but I feel like that can be expected in any high school. I've met Michele before and she was a really nice woman, but her politics are fucking insane. ",
"Jesus christ dude, turn off the fox news and go outside. There's no war on whites or christians happening in real life.",
"So what about all the other shit the democrats pulled?",
"At least one of the parties believed in basic facts though, and doesn’t run rapists and pedophiles. ",
"Because that's liberal socialism for ya.",
"Al Franken should run again, fuck it",
"Welp, I guess it's time to fire up this old account.\n\nhttps://fakemichelebachmann.blogspot.com/",
"I don't think Bachman can win mn. She has her one looney district but the rest of the state knows better. ",
"The 151 never change, but... Well... shit, representatives are basically the same ",
"His explanation was about this one lady. I'm not talking about this one lady. His explanation was therefore irrelevant.\n\nImage 100% of everyone in prison was black. You see a headline \"man goes to prison for armed robbery\", since you've only ever seen black people go to prison you comment on it.\n\nSomeone points out how this black person deserves to go to prison, how there is video footage, prior arrests, etc.\n\nIrrelevant. \n\nI'm not claiming she was not deserving of ridicule. I am just claiming that it's curious how on mainstream reddit (and other mainstream parts of the internet) that 100% of politicians being ridiculed are Republicans. Surely some Democrats are deserving of ridicule?\n\nCan you understand now why the explanation was irrelevant? The fact that this woman deserved ridicule has very little to do with what I'm saying.\n\nAnd am I banned from discussing this since I'm not an American?",
"If you're anything but a brainwashed liberal you get shit on regularly in this website",
"I was comparing them in terms of one-sided-ness. Calm down. ",
"Maybe if you stopped piggybacking off someone else's comments for a second you could at least read her wikipedia page. \n\nBachman and her husband used to be democrats in college and had a change of heart. Since then, she went to 3 universities, got her law degree, and finished up with her 4th kid. Not bad for a woman who is in her 60s. And thats not even including her political career. 23 foster kids later, and she still looks like shes 40. Now compare her to HRC who is a lifetime bureaucrat and has no tangible achievements to bring to the table outside of being a manipulative politician. Like, literally, its all she knows. Say what you want about Bachman, you will never hear her pull the woman card like these other ladies on the left do.\n\nYou would be extremely hardpressed to find a woman like her on the other side of the isle. Show me just one.",
"Okay good. I figured she raised her kids right but just doesn't know what to do politically. ",
"I agree. Nevermind those brainwashed liberals",
"Everybody said that about Trump also, and guess what?",
"My dad is pretty conservative and is disappointed with what happened to her. She used to be a pretty decent conservative but then went off the deep end with the religious shit.",
"“Why do people only shit on young-earth creationists and never on evolutionists? It can’t possibly be this one-sided!”",
"Is that why we are the most powerful nation on earth? Is that why we are the most wealthy? How about the strongest military? How about our soldiers winning every important war this century? Oh yep, really fucked up.",
"Sometimes it can be that one-sided. But the Democrats and Republicans are both too big for that to hold true.",
"yo. Can we agree that this is amazing?",
"k",
"assuming that you are not trolling here is your answer -\n\nit depends on which corners of internet you are on. On reddit it depends on when you catch a thread. Go to ANY story with the words ICE or \"illegal immigrant\" and you will see real americans bashing democrats and lbruls.\n\nGo to Fox news/breitbart's facebook page and you will see pale old folks beating up braack hussein obama and shillary killton.\n\nBTW what the hell was that crap about black people in your comment? that made no sense.",
"Whatever, deplorable one. Nothing that serious is gonna happen.",
"Bullshit they're not from the USA?",
"Isn't liberal humor funny guys? I'm so glad it permeates every sub. It's just the best.\n\n",
"Hehe, you guys are precious.",
"It made perfect sense. \n\nIf 100% of people in prison were black you'd assume something fishy was going on. The fact that this one black guy deserved to go to prison is irrelevant. \n\nIt's called an analogy.\n\nUnderstand?",
"Should of added a /s tag. Or worded it differently. I've come too far. ",
"Weird. I wonder why honestly. I mean she was off the rails before the tea party movement right? ",
"A better answer is those groups are defined by a single quality. Republicans and Democrats are much more open. It's not comparable to groups where membership in the group is defined by their belief in something with a definite answer.",
"> If 100% of people in prison were black you'd assume something fishy was going on. \n\nsigh.. you just went full reT_D. also from your post history you seem to have a weird almost creepy obsession with black people.\n\nI.. nevermind.",
"You're clearly a moron if that's your view. You don't seem to have any concept of analogy.\n\nExplain what's wrong with my analogy. Please try. \n\nIt sounds like you either lack the brain power to understand analogies or my analogy was so destructive to your world view that your only choice was to ignore it.",
"> my analogy was so destructive to your world view that your only choice was to ignore it.\n\n/r/IamEXTREMELYsmart",
"At least I can understand a simple analogy. ",
"And chock full of dumb people, myself included.",
"Wasn’t Mew #152?",
"Yes, one party is way more agreeable. Helps you not think about our rising national debt, ongoing wars in the Middle East, and ever expanding surveillance. They're both turds. Republicans are the evil you can see. ",
"Yea, and they stayed the same. Sure, more were added, but it's not like Pikachu stopped existing after the four years of Pokemon Gen 1",
"If every citizen found it the slightest bit interesting over the hours we all kill on various bullshit the people would have way more influence and control than we do now. ",
"How much do you know about Michelle Bachman?",
"Username checks out ",
"I hate the common apathetic denial that politics is too full of shit or too complicated to affect the average person... when it undeniably does. ",
"isn’t it based off a card game? That’s new to me tho if the game came first. Pretty neat tbh, thanks. ",
"https://youtu.be/J6MOpcqR80w\n\nEdit: it's kind of a shitty video but you get the point.",
"I honestly don't remember. When Pokemon was popular I was like a year or two too old to be into it. I only knew about them from my little brother and occasionally watching episodes and the movie of course. But isn't MewTwo considered part of the original 151? We could google it but that's not fun",
"You’re welcome ",
"What? \n\n\nI just woke up from a 1.5 year coma.",
"There is only one The Senate.",
"They're the same on a bell curve. ",
"[this should be played guerilla style at all his rallies](https://youtu.be/g2KWQS1M80k)",
"I don't really blame the left for the whole of the insurance fiasco. I blame the right for not budging/partisan bs and the left for letting pharm reps being in on lawmaking. I blame both sides for being a lot like the people, so busy fighting for their side that they're not really concerned with what's best.\n\nEdited stuff, it's late and autocorrect hates me.",
"Clearly, this is the work of the devil.",
"Because there are an infinite amount of not repressed ghouls before him?",
"I see anti white shit daily, but ok kid. ",
"> I don't really blame the left for the whole of the insurance fiasco. \n\n> You mean the side that screwed up my healthcare so now the coverage I get, which costs more, is worse than it was? \n\nI mean, you kinda did blame Dems. Please at least be consistent and realistic in your portrayal. ",
"I did in the first post out of haste, and then I corrected it in the reply. Simple as that. Maybe I should have italicized the really? Maby clarify with a \"just?\" Anyway, I do blame them a bit more because in their effort to push it through they made concessions that did nothing but provide me poorer, more expensive coverage. ",
"Let's see... Pikachu, Charmander, Charizard, Squirtle, Blastoise... um... the plant one? Oh! Onyx!\n\nSo that was underwhelming. Maybe names are just not my thing.",
"The corner of University and Snelling in St. Paul, MN.",
">You just blew my fucking ~~mind~~ mime.\n\nFtfy",
"*Eeveelutions* *",
"Oldie but goodie [Simpson's one](https://youtu.be/LSwz4m6GQZI)\n\nAlso [family guy version](https://youtu.be/aHn6b6rzFfk)",
"Look at his fucking face...",
"That makes him more qualified than a lot of them.",
"Remember when people said the same thing about Trump?\n\nRemember to vote, guys. I don't know if AZ has primaries, but remember to vote there, too. And badger your friends and family to register to vote, too. Arizona is FULL of old, racist assholes who love Arpaio. The only way to win is to show up to the polls and out-vote them.",
"Fucking delivered.\n",
"Don't forget about Missingno! ",
"There was a great clip from the tv show Newsroom that pointed it out. How the media doesn't report on Democrats as much compared to Republicans because the Republicans do more stuff to get reported on ",
"Don't be, the joke sucked.",
"I haven't turned off s football game before the 4th quarter in 15 years until those damn losers lost it. It still hurts. Sköl no more 😢",
"I'm in Canada, so no, I'm not. I'm also running a business as well. Make life your bitch.",
"She's from Iowa according to her, during her very brief failed presidential run. But resides in MN where she was elected a few times by the crazies in the 6th",
"Her reelections became closer and closer to the point where she almost lost in 2012, or '14 whenever it was. So instead of possibly losing a term, she said she wouldn't run.",
"Good luck my dude. Make sure to remember the little guys.",
"Unfortunately the rest of the state had no say over who that district chooses",
"Michele Bachmann is such a douch that it would probably be a good idea and she would win.",
"Convicted Felon Don Blankenship",
"God damn he reeks of closet gayness... that has not to be healthy for him... such a long wasted life",
"There's a difference between being on different sides of the political spectrum and being on different sides of the sanity spectrum.",
"I love a good book book.",
"It's not about Russians in the end. It's about a massive chunk of US population watching Fox News and believing it. People legitimately don't think it's possible for a network that big to intentionally lie all the time without being illegal.",
"It doesn't matter unless you're using some weird system where you take the IQ of everyone.",
"I fucking hate seeing those in the mail. If the pro trump shit weren't enough, they're littered with spelling and grammatical errors underscoring the lack of education.",
"That statement alone should disqualify her for any official position in a sane society.",
"Prove it. If your comment actually got deleted I'm sure it's because you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the world and you said something hateful while not understanding what you're talking about. ",
"I a republican I applaud this billboard, and would pop over to O’garas to celebrate ",
"Christo-fascism is on the rise",
"You're talking out of your ass. It's been proven time and again that the disparity is huge. If it was easy to defend Republicans people would be doing it already.\n\nYou also seem to think it's cherry-picking despite the fact that a vast majority of the GOP is complicit and actively talked about.\n\nRepublican defenders rarely show up because when conversation shifts from memes to facts they're suddenly in over their heads. ",
"She had kids? Amazing, why not discuss her policies and views? You know, things that matter. \n\nPlease link whatever woman card you're talking about then when you don't find it look up Elizabeth Warren and compare her policies and speeches with Bachmann.",
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural",
"What is he doing that is good? It's very telling that you only mention hot button issues, clearly the millions of other things are too confusing to wrap your head around.",
"A different set of fictions (the richest nation in the history of riches or nations \"can't afford\" various social programs other nations easily maintain, randomly bombing foreigners is good security policy, the war on drugs is protecting people somehow, a rising stock market is an important indicator of general economic progress, etc.) is not the same as facts. Doctrinaire partisan Democrats believe in a different set of fictions. If they could get anywhere near facts, Hillary Clinton wouldn't have even made a primary ballot in 2008, never mind kept smashing up the institution with calls for compromise right up until that final catastrophic train wreck she personally engineered.",
"If there were four choices, any one of them would undermine its own prospects by going negative. Candidates would be forced to campaign on the potential of their policy positions rather than the clash of personalities and slogans. A real civic culture could exist in America, but that vital process cannot emerge alongside a political spectrum confined to a pair of private corruption clubs that let now agenda interfere with their primary mission -- to facilitate legal bribery.",
"Yes, the face is more beloved than the heel. That is how kayfabe works.",
"She miss read the first sign God sent to her so why should God try again?\n\n‘Michelle, don’t go into politics” - God ",
"Tell him to keep up the good work. I’ve lost track of how long I’ve been subscribed to him on Facebook but it has been several years for sure. I love the way he trolls people that don’t know what his page is about. ",
"Pools closed.",
"'i was waiting for the Lord to speak to me, and he did! now he has i can and should run'\n\nit wouldn't be any different from how she normally deliberately misinterprets it to fit her narrative",
"God bless America! o7",
"She doesn’t have a son ",
"...and what floor are you on? Is God telling you to kill yourself?",
"God has been trying to convince her to kill herself for decades...",
"Being a rich kid and playground bully may seem like success to you, but all the other kids go home at the end of the day to a functional family and a cozy bed. America goes home, walks past his brother playing with a gun in the yard, walks past his sister sleeping on the porch because being awake is too painful when you're hungry. Walks past his mother who can't afford to fight her cancer and wastes away, doesn't see dad because he works 60 hours a week, and goes to his room to be waited on hand and foot by his private staff.\n\nHere we are in a thread about the loony tune Michelle Bachman. She didn't vote herself into office. She didn't walk into congress one day and say \"Is this seat taken?\" No, she convinced the majority of Americans in her district that she was the best person to represent them.\n\nThe US has many great people. But those people aren't in government, nor do they don't make up sliver of the electorate. \n\nWhen America votes, they aren't electing their best. They're electing people that have lots of problems, and they're taking those problems with them. They're taking drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.",
"I still have a theory that MissingNo was going to be Ho-oh but they scrapped it halfway through.",
"There's no way she wins. I live in her old district, it went 60/40 to Trump and our current rep is a bag of shit too. \n\nThe state as a whole, however, is blue enough, especially after the last year and the mockery Bachman has continuously made of herself in the past. The district will vote for her I'm sure, but the state won't. She has the name recognition, but not in the good way.",
"Might as well just change the national anthem to the Deliverance banjo tune at this point...",
"With that attitude, sure.",
"I live in the 6th. Jesus shit I hate it here. If it wasn't for the fact that the rest of the damn state is blue, this place would be fucking Kansas. It's starting to get a little younger, but slowly, and there is a pretty big meth problem around here. Trump flags in people's yards. It's fucking nuts.",
"Obama also called ISIS the “JV team” right before they seized an enormous swath of Iraqi territory. ",
"I get where you’re going with this, but Pokemon are Pokemon. There’s like 800 or something now but they’re distinct characters.\n\nNow politicians on the other hand, despite popular belief, are humans. They have a first and last name just like most of civilized society. And so do non-politicians! And there are around 7 billion people on this planet.\n\nWhat I’m saying is stop trying to bash these nerds, your question sucks.",
"Wow I didn't realize the game had so much depth ",
"Exactly.",
"God is caucasian? Santa? ",
"God looks like Santa Claus \n",
" Not for senate ",
"The Beatles song? I don't find it as persistent an earworm as the Taylor Swift song (the reference you were missing) but my brain plays music at me 24/7/365. Allow me to repeat: you don't know how lucky you are.",
"Remove the period and the dash and you got some truth on that billboard",
"My immediate thought from reading the name was that it was some sort of gay bar / club. Then I read your comment. ",
"I just need to be friends with whoever did this 😂",
"I’m gonna miss seeing people getting arrested as I pick out bananas.",
"Welcome to central MN",
"Liberal or conservative Michelle Bachman is a looney MF’er. She’s a damn embarrassment to our country, makes us look like we’re all living in the South a hundred years ago.",
"Meanwhile, Joe Manchin didn't cut the corners and ignore the safety standards that led to the death of 29 men. The decision is yours to make West Virginia.",
"Uh, the Houston Astros won the World Series. That was neat.",
"LOL, after 24 hours, I just figured that I made a typo.",
"Also looks like the Florida Supreme Court overturned it there too.",
"Nice deflection. Now it’s not about Bachmann or the current President but about “their enemies” or people who dare to speak against them. Congrats, you have completely failed to defend your tribe.",
"Well said God. Also, that's a great bookstore.",
"To be honest some of the ultra beasts are pretty great like stakataka and pheromosa, even the Tapu-squad is great. And I LOVE toxapex, though i think poison should half special attack like burn halves physical.",
"THOUSANDS of used books. Collectable, rare, out of print, all that good stuff. I've found some amazing titles there for dirt cheap.",
"Go on YouTube-the Republican Party is delusional. They are going heads over heels that the conservative FBI is trying to rig the system against Trump. The voters of the Republican Party are unfit for even the most basic conversation or debate. Everything is a conspiracy to them. Eventually when the country is completely destroyed-they can die happy knowing that the “liberals” can suffer as well. This is a war for America. We either get every single person with a brain against them or we die as a country. I hope the party of Lincoln and America’s Natural Governing Party can grow the fuck up and kick out all the fucking trumpists.",
"Wait...so in the US, you can run for office as a felon but you can't vote for yourself?",
"i just bought some new bath towels and i'm super excited to use them this morning! i literally had nobody to share this joy with and you're the first person i've\"speaking\" to all morning and i just really really reallllly had to tell someone how excited i am! <insert random girl copy pasta here>",
">\thow the fuck does this happen? \n\nBecause the right has pushed and pushed us into tribalism and divided the two sides of America. It's the same reason Moore was almost elected. \"Yeah he's a pedo and that makes me uneasy, but at least he's not a *Democrat*.\" The right wing media has half of America convinced that being a Democrat is the *worst* thing you can be, even worse than *literally raping children*. ",
"POLITICS IS NOT GODDAMN SPORTS! Politics has real world consequences!",
"Yeah, so someone who falls for the fakery of the WWE is just being a fool on their own time. People who fall for it in the bipartisan scheme are fucking up the real world. Your anger comes from somewhere, but if you think it is because there is a corporate party that can possibly represent non-fictional people, then you are merely using it to make our real world a worse place. Good luck with that, I guess.",
"She's not a democrat.",
"I feel a criminal record plays in your favor since government jobs are all criminal activity now",
"Nooooooo!",
"You're going to get screwed out of affordable *medical treatment* regardless of who is in power. Until there's a single payer on the table, the FOR PROFIT insurers have ZERO incentive to keep costs down, as they take 15 to 20% of those premiums for their profits and operations. Look up the insurance industry's 'Medical Loss Ratios'. Flip the numbers around and that is what they keep for themselves.\n\n15 to 20% - up to one *fifth* - of what you pay (and you still have co-pays and deductibles that get larger every year) each and every year, so the industry CEO's CFO's, and majority stakeholders can have profits.\n\nTheir cut of your premium goes up every year that costs do.. Where's the incentive for the industry *as a whole* to keep costs down? Do you really think they want to reduce your premium and lower that cut of profits they get from you?\n\nAs u/moochs wrote below, America is a fat country.. and obesity and other markers for the host of diseases that are caused by shitty diet choices (generating 75% of all medical need, BTW) all start at the grocery store. The cure then, ALSO starts at the grocery store and NOT the doctors. \n\nWith that as a given then, 'healthcare' isn't what you get at the doctors, so much as the grocers. It's not the 'job' of millions of people who practice medicine.. their jobs are *medical treatment*.. \n\nHealthcare is a *personal responsibility* of each and every one of us and it starts by putting down the candied, over-refined processed product and never touching it again. \n\nAlas, as long as you and millions of other Americans let the *medical treatment* industry and the medical treatment insurers frame a personal responsibility - healthcare - as their job.. Well, America is going to eat itself to the poorhouse and by the time you hit 50, (assuming you're a 20-something millennial) costs will consume over 25% of the economy. It's already at 18% and climbing. (in the 1970's, when people were thinner and ate far less sugars - before HFCS - it was 7%)\n\nPepsi, it's the Choice of a New Generation!!",
"And his son's a fucking puke, too. Shared a back fence with him for a few months. Couldn't even have 2 friends in my backyard for quiet conversation without that douche nugget calling daddy to send over a deputy. \n\nFuck the entire Arpiao family. He needs to just die and fade into the black mark obsquerity that he is.",
"And THAT is a far more dangerous situation, as you *keep going back* to the abusive spouse because they 'nice up' once in a while, all the while subjecting you to *decades* of abuse.\n\nAt least with the totally violent spouse you know it's not going to change unless you make it.\n\nThat's the difference - the complete asshole is much more honest in their abusive ways.",
"Yeah, that one turned out to be pretty poor as well :/",
"I know, I know. I just wasted a good deal of time and got to bed too late last night trying to show a guy that he was wrong about Trumps economy beating Obama's economy in the first year. I cited actual numbers that showed Obama's Dow beating Trumps Dow, even though Obama inherited Bush's crashed economy and Trump inherited Obama's screaming hot economy. But he still maintained that the economy had been in the toilet, and that it literally turned around the day after Trumps election, even though the Nasdaq was down almost a full point that day.\n\nDelusional, these people.",
"Jennings charter school. It was across from Wendy's in the top floor of the building with the park. Moved down the block in 2005 closer to the Menards.",
"If people are insane. Mental health is an issue",
"And a lot of rescue workers jobs with hopes for more in the future!\n",
"Oh whoops didn't realize she was considering a Senate seat",
"That woman makes me a little less proud of my state for producing this crazy evangelical POS.",
"Both still exist! ",
"Marsha Blackburn makes me ashamed to be from Tennessee... ",
"Haha, was it worth it?",
"Of course",
"I know. I just don't live anywhere close to there anymore. When I go back I try and stop in! ",
"Ax Man is really fun to just walk around in. It’s one of my favorite places in the city ",
"\"Look, I sent a four wheeler, a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want?\"",
"Live in Minneapolis, can't fathom a world where she wins a senate seat here ",
"Lololololol perfect",
"He linked to ludicolo. Also, it's arguable there are 3 mexicans if you count Incineroar",
"He sounds so flaming even the UK would implement better building codes.",
"He let her go-oh-oh-oh",
"Deflection? Are you kidding? We were talking about Bachmann and you pivoted to include Trump, trying to smear her with his unpopularity. Try projecting less. ",
"Republican narrative nailed.",
"Well, I made a comparison and a comment about Michelle Bachmann being as mentally unstable as Donald Trump. So no deflection or projection.\n\nWhat is obvious is that Bachmann supporters are precious snowflake who can’t stand to see her called out on her crazy. But feel free to keep trying to defend her, it will provide everyone else a good laugh.",
"Dear Michele, OH FUCK, NO!\n\n-Minnesota",
"TAKE HER BACK!!!",
"We don't have any more crazies per capita than any other place, I don't think. It's just that decades of far-right talk radio and then Fox News has legitimized their craziness and now with Trump it's gone to a whole 'nother level of scary cult-like behavior.",
"Oh, I'm sure Marcus knows all about \"the gay\", if you know what I mean.",
"Didn't St. Cloud try to ban refugee resettlement a few months ago?",
"> 100% of the time I encounter this kind of criticism it's against Republicans.\n\nLiar.",
"I am not lying. Scroll through the top posts on this subreddit looking for something ridiculing a Democrat. I'll wait.",
"I have. Warren doesnt even get along with Obama's policies. And why should she, she practically thinks shes got special minority Pocahontas powers. I hope people keep grooming her to run for president. Id like to see that trainwreck play out. ",
"I thought 2017 sucked but... Fuck. ",
"Well your lying and dishonesty are plain for all to see. But keep on smearing; actual arguments would require that difficult logic thing. ",
"You want to talk about logic? I have been attacked personally for calling out Trump and Bachmann on their mental unfitness for office. So you are using an ad hominem attack (which is a logical fallacy) to discredit the presenter of the argument rather than offering any actual rebuttal to the argument. \n\nBut again, you keep trying champ, I’m sure you’ll do your tribe proud one of these day!",
"Wait you’re sayin you agree with him? What the fuck Reddit...",
"My point is crazy is crazy. I don’t care if a D or R is by their name.",
"Trump is lowering debt, making a shit ton more jobs, and securing our borders/country. Those are all factual examples that can be proven, whilst when people talk about “good” shit that democrats are doing, barely any of it can be proven",
"Those are all false so why don't you try proving them so you can learn about what's going on",
"Go google it dumbass, and try to stay away from shit like CNN and buzzfeed.",
"I already know they are false for a fact, I'm trying to help you learn",
"Go google it, see the truth.",
"That's what I thought, clown. Of course you can't produce evidence.",
"Or maybe I know you can find it yourself since I don’t have time to find it. ",
"Hahaha ",
"God is no part of mankind's philosophy on how to govern people. God has nothing to do with her wanting to run for SENATE!! God has his own KINGDOM he doesn't need mankind's futile and imperfect wisdom when it comes to governing people. For God know that mankind can rule themselves and it's not our place to.\n\nJEREMIAH 10:23\n\"23 I well know, O Jehovah, that man’s way does not belong to him.It does not belong to man who is walking even to direct his step.\""
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"Looking good! Happy cake day!",
"Beautiful for her age! What's the diet like?",
"Wow for how long do cats live?",
"/u/SchwiftyMpls, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be about a cake day. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/SchwiftyMpls&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uv78r/my_cake_day_and_my_cats_19th_birthday/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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My cake day and my cats 19th Birthday!
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/r/pics/comments/7uv8dh/my_boyfriends_boss_left_these_flyers_at_his/
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[
"That boss is a dick",
"It is here in mexico 🤣",
"Though the host cities would greatly object, the Superbowl should be moved to Saturdays, or the following Monday should be a national holiday."
] | 3 |
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My boyfriend's boss left these flyers at his jobsite
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/r/pics/comments/7uv8r1/getting_exited_for_the_falcon_heavy_launch/
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[
"You should cross this to r/doodles",
"I have no idea how to cross posts xD",
"Copy the link and go to doodles, submit new post and put this link into the link bar. In the title you don't have to but can put (xpost)"
] | 3 |
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Getting exited for the Falcon Heavy launch
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/r/pics/comments/7uvefb/his_first_winter/
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[
"Great expressive face!",
"I know, right? I wish I was as photogenic.",
"Me too!",
"Fucking soulless ginger "
] | 3 |
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His first winter.
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/r/pics/comments/7uvi31/this_dog_has_had_enough_of_your_shit/
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[
"Error 404: Good Boy Not Found. ",
"Those eyes do not look dog.",
"Yeah, this is the most cat looking dog I have ever seen.",
"That's what it reminds me of!",
"It looks like Nicolas Cage ",
"\"Good place to stand and hold, Bucko. Hear?\""
] | 6 |
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This dog has had enough of your shit
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/r/pics/comments/7uvj7o/annie_are_you_ok_are_you_ok_annie/
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"/r/ConfusingGravity ",
"This proves the earth is flat 🧐",
"I dont like sand"
] | 3 |
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Annie are you ok? are you ok, Annie?
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http://i.imgur.com/eulzP1Y.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7uvjzr/snipers_nest_at_the_super_bowl/
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[
"Just incase Bane decides to pull some shit. ",
"Why is there a sniper's nest and why are we nonchalant about it?",
"[6 years ago](https://deadspin.com/5883203/this-looks-like-a-fortified-snipers-nest-at-the-super-bowl)",
"“No sir, I promise I won’t watch the game through my scope, the job comes first.”",
"Because any major even with public attendance is a place where an active shooter situation could happen? IE: any recent mass shooting.",
"Belichick found another loophole in the rules. \n\nGuess the Patriots are winning. Again ",
"Introducing the newest addition to the Patriots lineup! ",
"Careful, he thought his liberal ideologies were going to keep us all safe",
"So THAT'S how they deflated the balls....",
"Gotham, take control. Take control of your city. ",
"I don’t know man it’s not about liberal or conservative, it’s beyond that. this was a shot 6 years ago and I’m sure it was not the first year it was used. \n\nWhy does the president have bulletproof cars??? Why does the pope who believe that god has a plan for him ride around in a bullet proof car?? “Some people just want to watch the world burn”\n",
"Patriots fumble. The eagles pick it up! They run it to the 40. To the 30. To the BAM!\n\nAnd assassinated on the 27 yard line.\n\nThat's the third rifle round to take down an eagle this quarter Steven. You'd think the refs would call something at this point.\n",
"karma whore",
"Sweet voice ",
"Human whore",
"If an armed person causes a mess, you want a trained sniper to be there to take them down.",
"Giants painted in the end zone? Hey, nice try to bamboozle.",
"Camper...",
"For you",
"I knew I recognized Lucas Oil.",
"Pederson throws a challenge flag. BAM! Challenge flag is down.",
"Murica",
"It this how you free people?#"
] | 23 |
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Snipers nest at the super bowl
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/r/pics/comments/7uvkjm/princess_of_hungary/
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[
"A picture of perfection. ",
"Classy",
"Sweet baby Jesus 😩",
"Good golly! \n\nNow googling immigration to Hungary.",
"Um.....pretty sure that isn’t Jesus. \n\n",
"hey look it's a porn princess.",
"Hey bro I can picture Jesus how I ever I want don't judge me ",
"I don't know about Hungary, but she's definitely making me thirsty!",
"Fuuuuucking balllllllllsac",
"God damn, those fucking titties. Yessss!",
"[No, it's not.](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/barbara-palvin-in-glamour-magazine-germany-march-2015-issue/)\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Palvin",
"/r/nsfwroyals",
"Holy High Maintenance, Batman. ",
"> In Hungary, the belief in vampires has existed since the Middle Ages, and bloodthirsty creatures are mentioned all over the Inquisition's notes.\n\nBarbara Palvin would make one hell of a vampire.",
"Pretty sure she's a [succubus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus) ;)",
"What!? Are you saying someone made something up and posted it on the internet? ",
"Here's a pic of an actual [princess of Hungary](http://www.gogmsite.net/early_victorian_-_1837_-_18/subalbum-clotilde-of-saxe-c/archduchess-clotilde-counte.html) so you people can finish off your fap.",
"She has definitely tried to have sex with Sterling Archer.",
"The real hero.",
"Cringe",
"Bro don't get my hopes up like that",
"She's way hotter, so much mystery!",
"She can hungary hungary my hippos any day.",
"Hungary? I'm starving!",
"Hey OP, wtf is /r/braincels",
"That’ll do just fine.",
"I was hoping for Manning ",
"I wasn't even fapping and I finished.",
"Anyone else think she looks a bit like Sasha Grey?",
"I’m thinking a younger Ruth Wilson. ",
"My man!",
"There hasn’t been a Hungarian Royal Family since 1918",
"you and the other 7.5mil instagram followers.",
"I dont think the Hapsburgs run Hungary anymore.",
"I dont think OP meant it in the royal family sense. Like i tell my cat she has princess feet when she puts them together all lady like. I didnt butcher a monarch and sew their feet onto my cat this time, its just a phrase.",
"I didnt even start and I want to unzip my pants.",
"Hnnnnggg!\n\n....thanks. Someone toss me a towel? ",
"I wonder if she has ever opened a shit with a fart which sounded like a wet sheet of ply board being torn apart?",
"I'm Hungary for dem titties.",
"Don't go down that rabbit-hole if you know what's good for you.\n\nIt's *literally* a bunch of virgins who feel that they are *literally* entitled to pussy, and one of their agendas is to make the government hire women to please men who can't get women on their own.\n\nActually, just go there and see it for yourself. Disregard my warning. You have to see it to believe it.",
"I had to see what kinda person posts a fake pic. Such a sad state of affairs.\n\nChad is a nice name though. Probably need to be from North America to get away with it though.",
"That’s what I was gonna say, since Hungary is a republic these days. ",
"[Here is also a princess of Hungry](https://imgur.com/a/xfSRU)",
"Looks like somebody Archer would bang",
"Even if not the princess I want to eat a peach...",
"Well hello there, who ever you are.",
"Shut the fuck up with your shitty posts.",
"Looks like a trap girl",
"What a sad post history",
"I looked briefly. Is it a bunch of guys who hate Chad but also really want to be Chad?",
"Hungary? Nah... she thirsty.",
"She look damn hot.",
"Going to say it's very rare to have status and slutus...normally one or the other",
"Looks like the Hapsburg genes still are fucking about. Wonder how much of an under bite she's got.",
"He has to be fuckin trolling. He's reposted this pic to /r/braincels with the title \"women used to dress modestly and classy like this...\"\n\nOP claims to be a transgender woman but with such a weird post history, I highly doubt it.",
"Does it look like her chest/face area is photoshopped?",
"Gilded ballrooms do nothing for me.",
"I don't know, the prevailing worldview is pretty fucking twisted in that space.\n\nAssuming troll based on absurdity doesn't work here...",
"Holy shit, this comments section is so blindly thirsty it's actually offputting.",
"Wow. Nice.",
">...I didnt butcher a monarch and sew their feet onto my cat this time\n\n\nThere is just something about this statement...hmmm\n",
"I forgot to capitalise Monarch."
] | 62 |
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Princess of Hungary
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/r/pics/comments/7uvoqo/sun_glistened/
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[
"Is this Detroit? The location seems familiar.",
"No, this is Lexington, Kentucky! Super small city lol. Those are the two tallest buildings out of 5 lol",
"Oh ok. Well great photo nonetheless!",
"Thank you!"
] | 4 |
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Sun glistened
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